The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-02-17
ALL SORTS.
"The immortal Paddy Ry'n

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Perhaps some other gentleman with
u hernia would like 10 tread on the
tail OF my cont Su!livan.
Never Judge man by Ills clothes.
His tailor may have n suit against
him.
A ten thousand dollar education on
FIVE dollar boy Is money thrown
away.
There is no charge so sad to con-
template as the last ten cents loft
from tcn.dollar bill.
He that sils on the eggs Of borrowi
ed trouble will eventually hatch out
the genuine chicken.
No life can be utterly miserable,
that is lishtonod by tho laughter
and love Of ono little child,
"a fellow feeling makes MS won-
drous kind"-but not wien the fel-
lows feeling for your pocket book.
Tom Thumb has become spirit.
ualis', but ho is not medium. Ho
is much too small for medium. Hod
hardly half medium
About half of tho divorce cascs
granted in Chicago now are said to
be on account Of drnnkcne4s OF wives'
Chicago mon are getting to bo very
f,stidious,
An editor wrote personal abont
young man going to spark his
girl. When it was printed he was
Mortified 10 see the letter "n" sub
stitutiug for tho "r' in the word
spark.-Whi.chall Times.
Darwin acknowledged himself
matched when his little neicc asked
him, seriously, what Cat has that no
other animal has. llc gave it mp al
ter mature de!iberation, and then tho
shy pus answered kittens
"A large part of onr happiness
says Mr. Beacher, is duo to our mis-
ako,. The printer who got bounced
for setting up internal reception for
'inf, rmal' reception may coincidc
with Mr. Beachcr, but VIC doubt it.
Friend Of the family to boy twins
4 AM afraid you little fellows don't
always agree. You fight each other
sometimes. don't you?' Twins-'Ye,h
thir, tLum.im:h.' +. Of the FAB,
, | thought 30, Well, who whips!n
Twins-'Mama whipth.'
lie slipped quietly in at tho door.
but catching sight OF an inqniring
; facs over tho stair rail, said: SORRY
so lato my dear; couldn't got a car
before" $50 the cars were full, too.
said tho lady, nnd further remarks
were unnecessary.
Special plcading-"po''y, VIC must
20 now, its three O'Clock" "Oh, pa
pa dear, I'm engaged for tho next
Two Dances" "The Browns went
away two hours ngo, aud Fanny
Brown didn't complain" "Bas they
are in half mourning, you know, pa.
pa dear" Papa is not convinced,
but Polly gains her point.
DR. D-has brightli.:le girl about
four years old, who is very fond OF
lolls and he buys new one for her
nearly every day. He brought her q
new ono the other evening. bat it did
not appear to take her fancy at all
what, don't you Ike tho new doll?
ho asked, after watching her few
moments. NO, Is tired Of Stuifdol!s.
wants real meat baby she re-
piled, earnestly.
A lover OF lady OF Buif,lo took
her sleigh-ridips, and began to pro-
poso just rs his horses started to run
with tue sleigh. Buing determined to
have it over with, he got the question
out ut tho moment the sleigh struck
nllc-pos.. The Girl was thrown high
into the air, but as she camc down
sho uttered firm "yes, Charley"
and then fainttd.
Reunited Lovers.
Several years before tho war
young man went to Little Rock and
fell desperately in love with young
lady. The young lady parents wore
rich. The young man was poor. A
union was impossible. The girl
prayed and tie young man implored,
but tho ruthless parents remained
firm. The young man went away.
The war came on. The parents Of
the girl died. Her uncle squandored
the estate. The other day the lover
went back md inquired for the young
lady. Age and poverty had visited
her, lu. she had remained true.
Th y met aud embraced.
"You we're q way so very leng,' she
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