The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-09-30
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| Instead uf the enormous hats, g;ris
will this year lug gigantic fans t"t''e
theatre. This isa delightful change
| \ l.dy trying to tell 81 friend What
u Poor appetite she lad. said: ~
eat very li,'is; n flea would l'r Il lar
huc,lc :"r liie.'
Mv.. Howe lays women do nOt fall
in love any more. Place u woman
in front OF milIiIer's window, and
see ii she doesn't.
"No,' said the youth. 1--WE ~"
"ret!iiCctinn for wearing military
lrecs. | Joined the regiment because
! rE louni I" wih out that Siri Ifn
takes - leg"
IL now fashionable for young la
dies to he sluare-sllMiltleretl, n In
Mrs. I.angtry. Gynnastic appliances
are sill selling below cost, but the
! cotton market is booming.
| Oscar Wilde SAYS We should l,ea,l-
! lily our kitchens. That is all very
| nice in tl.cOry, but ii man hires Il
Il very pretty cook there is apt to he
trouble in the family. Better let the
kitchen alone.
One oc the cons >pirator> anon. the
Sioux who are threatening trouble H.
4 chief called WOn,un'S dress. This
Wornan's Dress should l,c cut. guretl
and lmsscd. He's putting on to"
many ":'rills."
TIL" eos! TO the English government
Of ,t;;nG tluwh IL full armed! British
soldier iu Alexandria IL about S'ak'.
An.; wh.n they get him there, !llerc's
no good .lG0k.ng nursery maids for
hin. 10 ilii; with, so Ee isn't happy
"r particularly useful.
Soric enc describes Il patent spring
he'd ia: married men," Unless IL
springs down stairs when u married
man .ullits home at midnight. IlOisS-
lesslr opens the trout door, and re-
turns without awakins his wife, il
vii! not iii "a long felt want.
At Trouvi!ie--M Niue. dc & 10
her husband, who trDnits home ut I
o'cl"k IN the morning: "At what
time did you &c; in this nicrn;ng::'
About midnight. dearest. about midi
ni.lt-n few minutes after, l"rlIal.-.
"iSs. 40 minutes aftcil cOuntu!
them ~
til: mistress Las gently rcprinlanti-
cd her maid for Ovcr:leep;ns herself
in the n,"r,.in.. "lou see, n,a'an,."
explained the servant, ~ sleep very
slowly, and so you see. rna'am, ii
takes me much longer I" get my full
-'"rp them il s:o"s others, you :ce
i,,:s ~"
When Ii" appeared before his wife
wit. !;;s h"~.' all bumgc,! up and his
arm in 81 sling. did she ask with
whom hc lad been fighting: Oh
.": i';.: :-:,c merely said: "Thc
n:':,: t;'m ynu think you'd Ike to
T-v': i. :. ha ,n.ark, just put Il fcath-
=? .n"; '';.;,t".A ~
: 81" T..r:: iei'r met with Il sad
i''s> viii: returning from summer
.-'r' !!'r {" her day. by some means
aif' if .cn;iSnsS n;His!'K se s''S ,.t' ": ;,,:a Ss
ru""''u 20. dropped out Of the car
wi'.;i"w. and now she can't tell
w!.;,' of her mail friends have y
right 10 is;s., her.
john. w;I:: is that prculiaI snleli:'
asked u El:a's wife as he was trying
10 steal IN bee: without wakinc her,
alr.ut :. o'..in.k \. ~. "'rhut il the
'n", u>'' We u:t. in the itx..c-rO,ili, my
'lc".: it txhales-i; exl,alcS--'
''ic>, ! kuuw now" she intcrruptr>l:
i r.vOyEizr H.: .:;iOr -EN uics."
\ mrw nuv,,:uai,l had been en-.
Eage'i for the family Of John l.cecll.
IN her anrearancr in the nursery
-!,.. WIS Thus addressed l,v Master
l.c'r!,: "Nursc. papa sass am enc
,i ii.'r.c children that can only Ia
H.; !>;n.'Hc.s. aud i'll truu-
|''r .0G 10 ec:.h so,,r >TOn:" cake
and grange" ut once"
\ 20; ur,anG-go."ut in-,Lc.co,,n-
yiv:-yO,lng- women
ausr-:"--ear"-a-livi society. is
;'"ll;in''"d ~ the :.;"st aesthetic assO-
'i.":'n t',it the yU:n" man Oi this
.iiy :.u::i "ryan;:". There are not
';:"ug'i COED h:sia:,u. (" supply the
increasing: i:E:inin. army and some
'.in.: must :,c tionc :cr the ladies.
"Wha, a man your father is!" ex-
''.;inird Mrs. li"inC-:p,li,, looking III.
TOM the letter she IL Ill in her l.rni.
lie Says !r has bought IL FrC,..h
lock, and >i..:i, bring /. l:on,e witt.
,in,. VIA. nil' it lr ::oo.l for, cx-
i, y! rs an ornament: None o' ua
'"n tell the ti;.,c i;y 1t. unless YOU cs,n
..dith. You know something about
reach, dent you:''