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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

They make a banana ice cream now.
And it's so slippery that a man has to lie
down on the floor and hold on with both
hands to swallow any of it.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

Why might one suppose that Webster,
the photographer, was an @stheticP Be
cause he enthusiastically says in his
dictionary that the verb speak" is to
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

Victims to Constipation and its untold
miseries can keep in good condition, by
a moderate use of Ayers Pills,-the sur
est, safest and most reliable Cathartic.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26
Important to Travellers.

Special inducements are offered you
by the Burlington Route. 1t will pay
you to read their advertisement to be
found elsewhere in this issue.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

Albany, Georgia, has a negro who is
turning white. 1t is strange what men
will do to get an Office.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

Next we shall have coat.t il firta-
tion code. Having the tails covered
with mud will mean, Il don't like her
father"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

"PERUNA cured my daughters sore
eyes after oculists had failed" q. f.
Schroeder, Allegheny City.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26
That Husband of Mine

Is three times the man he was before he
began using wells Health Renewer.'
81. Druggists. Depot, P. II. Barr's drug
store, Canton.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26

81 had Neuralgia and PalpitatiOn of
the heart. Peruna cured me-" Aug.
Melgert, Pittsburg, Pa.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-10-26
CONCLUSION.

wish had time and you patience, we
might continue this subject further; but
my watch and your cOuntenances both
admOnish me to draw my words to a
close, and abruptly, therefore, l must
address class among you upon whom
the future of our country hangs, and
this is the young man. ask you to join
the Democratic party. Its views are
constitutional and its policy safe. 1t
asks equal rights for all men and Especial
privileges for none. 1t cannot offer you
office, as it is in the minority in State
and Nation, but it offers you the priv
lege of fighting for correct principles
and of serving your country grandly.
1t is poor and cannot pay you with mon
ey, but it can pay you with the con-
sciOusness that you are on the right side
Of all great questions, and some day you
will see it triumph gloriOusly over the
whole land, for the hour approaches
when, II the Democratic party Is true to
Itself and the glorious principles upon
which 10 Is founded, 10 viii see itself In
tbo tsrstP0nt and trusted again with
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
OPPOSITE

themselves. Probably not one woman
in ten knows how much age the ex-
penditures of herself and family. The
affiuent husband is perfectly content to
pay the butcher and the grocer with
out bothering himself as to the details.
These he leaves to the'wife, and she In
turn intrusts the onerous work to the
greepgroeer, who receives the order
book and deposits the requisihon IN
the kitchen with the cock. No wonder
so many people find it cheaper and
pleasanter to live in hotels and board
ing houses; nor is it mere strange that
yOupgmen with limited. incomes hest
tate 10 assume the expensive RESPONSE
bilities of marrying and supporting .
family. People can be economical
without being mean. Thrift Is . duty,
not sordid vice-a moral obngation
that rests upon a man and woman,
whatever may be their sphere IN life.
1t is conceded that advice is abundant
and cheap, and there are many who
will not regard this exhortation as ap-
plicable to themselves; but If these very
persons will determine to look more
closely to their own, households, and
keep an account of all current expenses,
we will venture the assurance that
they will be able to. save much where
thew thought it impossible to. save any
thing, and that they will be in every
respect as comfortable, and far happier
in so faE at least as having more
moneXmay conduce to happiness.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
RELATED ORANGE BLOSSOMS.

The parties to recent marriage at
Monroe, La, were a Chinese laundry
man and a high connected young
American girl.
In Haywood county, Tenn, last week
an old negro named Alexander ii unter,
and eighty years old, married u blush
ing lass IN her teens.
The parties to recent romantic elops-
ment in Tennessee were Eugene
Gleaves, aged eighteen years, OF Green
Hill, and Miss Rosa Low, aged sixteen
years.
A man was married at Sparta, Ga,
not long ago who has, since his mar
rage, two step-fathers, one Of them be-
ing his grandfather and father OF the
other step-father.
An exchange records a marriage In
Bibb county, Ala, where the groom
had endured the wintry winds and
summery suns Of 104 years, while the
blushing bride had just passed the
fourteen. mile post on LIES dusty road.
Paducah News: A singular case Of
the intermarriage Of relations comes TO
the News from Galloway county. IL IL
said that in the county named, recently
a Mr.. Stubblefield, aged about twenty
three, and his grandfathers second wife,
aged about forty-five, were united 10
wedlock, and are now living as happily
as two Of more suitable ages.
Orange Park, Fla, congratulates itseli
over the marriage Of pair Of titled
foreign travellers at that place. The
parties were Prince Windymere, de-
scendant of the once powerful Cactus
vi. and Lucylla, daughter of Cassava,
an English officer Of noble descent.
They first met at Orange Grove, and q
case Of love at first sight ended in theil
speedy marriage.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
THE soUTHERNER TRANSFORMED.
Fox.Hunting and HOrse-RaciDg Aban-
doned for More Useful Occupations.

doned for More Useful Occupations.
The typical southern man is no long
or a freehanded fOX-hunter whose in
herited fortune is lavished, as long as it
lasts, upon his friends, his horses, and
hounds; he is no longer che gay society
man, studying etiquette as the finest of
fine arts, and cultivating his capacity
for conversation rs the most valuable OF
all intellectual gifts; he Is no longer
believer in a classical education as the
last requisite of a gentleman and an In
dispensable groundwork for celebrity
in fife. The typical southern man OF
other days has learned new lessons In
new school and Is proffting by them.
He is taking more practical views OF
life. He is graphing more with the ro-
bust realities of life. He is applying
his mind and bis muscle more to ac-
complishing himself more as o. man Of
actual, useful affairs. He is training
his spirit and his energies more in the
direction of realistic results and less to
the mere accomplishments, ornamental
tions, and fancies of life. 1t is always
wise as well as brave to look facts in
the face. Intro-inspectiOn OF ourselves
is not always agreeable, but is essential
to our understanding, and is wonder
fully contributing not only to gener-
Gus construction ofthe conduct of others,
but to an appropriated estimate
of all changes that may be
offered to us for our advantage.
And, showever, the people of the South
may look back with tender emotion
upon their affairs and associations Of
other days as candid and intelligent
IND kria Ix,
regarded, there are in the new order of
things many improvements upon the
old. During the existence of the instt-
tuition of slavery we had a noble class OF
splendid gentlemen In the south, but
at the same time there were splendid
| gentlemen in the north, too; and both
here and there the race may be main
tanned to the end, not only without de-
terioration, but with an increased and
ever-increasing development of all the
great manly capacities and virtues,
/ under the agencies Of honest labor OF
every description and the influence of
! that bold and ehivalrOus spirit of enter
| prise characteristic of the Anglo-SaXo
with free institutions around him.
The southern man has the moral, the
mental, and the physical forces adequate
I to the attainment of anything and every
thing within the compass of mans
capacity to reach, and now that he is
no longer enslaved by his own institu-
ton Of negro slavery he is steadier
worker in the rugged fields of industry;
his enterprise is expanding, his inven-
tive genius is awakening. Ere two de-
cades shall have gone by the wealth OF
the south will be the wonder of the
world; and we think We may safely
say that the coming men of the south,
the men who are to guide us in council
and direct us in energy, are the men
who shall have turned their thoughts
to practical affairs involving the in
dustrial interests of their section.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
A PRINCES coNDEsCENSIoN.

The Heir Apparent to the German
Throne I'm the Role Of n school
Master.
The Berlin correspondent of The Daily
TELEGRAPH writes: "a charming trait
Is related Of the German crown prince.
He and the crown princess often visit
the village schools Of Bornstedt and
Fiche. near POtsdam. On Wednesday
last he Unexpectedly made his appear
ance at the Bornstedt school, and en-
tered the room occupied by the third
class for the purpose OF seeing newly
appointed master, Of whose method OF
teaching his imperial highness wished
to Judge in person. He then proceeded
into the next room for the purpose Of
inspecting the first class, and had hardly
entered il when a messenger arrived
with a telegram summoning the master
mir. Mathias) to come to his mother,
then diving in VILLAGE near Spandau.
The crown prince insisted that the mas
ter should instantly depart, In obedience
To the last request OF his mother. But
how can leave the children objected
the master. Never mind answered
the prince, Il will take the class until IL
O'clock, when the vicar comes to pre-
pare candidates for confirmation. Run
away, and may you find your mother
still alivep Thus were the Bornstedt
children examined for whole hour in
history by the heir to the throne, who
possesses an intimate knowledge Of
The reformation period, and gave the
pupils the benefit of it. When the
clock struck eleven he drove up 10 the
Vicarsge, intimatsd the departure of
Mr.. Matthias to the vicar, and an
nOuneed his intention to be present dur
ing the religions instruction. He stayed
until the end, listening attentively and
freely distributed praise where it was
meIited. Before leaving he pro nised
the school new set Of bibles, instead
of the superannuated copies at present
in its p0ssession.n
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
what We Waste.
The Philadelphia Record.

-
Doubtless many good housewives will
Indignantly resent the bold insinuation
that as a class Americans are the most
wasteful people in the world in their
methods of living. The English are
not far behind, while the French, whose
reputation as bon tirdnts is world wide,
are in all respects the most frugal. In
deed, it is no exaggeration to say that a
French family would furnish their Ia
BILE sunaptuously on the waste OF an
English or American board of the same
proportions. The French seem to have
q peculiar faculty of making the most
of everything. They make toothsome
dishes out of what their neighbors
across the channel or our country
women would throw away. For ex-
ample, meat bones that we would send
to the kennel are cracked and made into
soup. Cold vegetables left from the
previous days dinner are utilized in
the same manner. Viands are never
cooked so as to evaperate all the nutri-
tious succulence, leaving nothing
but carbon for the plate. Bits of
ham not presentable in any other form
are minced and mixed withraw eggs,
and served as q delicious omelet or on
toast. Remnants OF meat are minced
and made to form breakfast dish with
out exciting the abhorrent aversion
that exists in all well-regulated families
in this country and on the continent
against hash. 1t is needless to multi
DIV illustrations, and yet the French
liable, even with the most humble fam
lies, is rarely otherwise than attractive
and the food palatable. The waste OF
some American families is enormous,
as any one can realize who will take the
pains to ascertain the large amount OF
really good food that is thrown into the
swill tub from the tables of the hotels,
boarding houses and private dwellings
every day. This is all wrong, even
il it can be afforded. To be econom-
zeal is not only q virtue, but some
one, who probably speaks from ex-
perience, has declared that "the idea
of saving is q pleasant one, and II wives
imbibed it once they would adhere to
it; and thus, when they were not aware
of it. they would be laying the founda-
ton of competent security in stormy
time, and shelter on rainy day." 1t
would be well for all housewives to take
the idea and act upon it, and thereby
learn the rasnlt Of the experiment for
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
CHOICE CHIT-CHAT.
Selections of Various Kinds Gath
cred From Exchanges.
Notorious Bandits-The German Crown
Prince Teaching SchOOl-HOrribIe
Tortures-GoUId and
Vanderbilt.
"REMINISCENCES OF BANDITS.

a Kentucky Policeman hecolieeuOus
oIthe Younger and James Families
Officer Estes Garrett, of the Lexing-
ington police force, formerly resided
near Missouri City, and was neigh
Dor and acquaintance Of the Younger
boys. He often saw the James boys,
alss, and knew them well. He describes
the Younger boys as quiet, clever men,
with a host of friends. Mr.. Garrett
saws: when went to Missouri in
1858 the Younger boys were trying to
live quietly on their mothers farm,
working hard every day; but the Kan
sas JayhawkerS just across the border
and Darke and his followers persecut-
ed them so thew had to leave the coun-
try Bob Younger and | have often
silent together, and he was the last one
of Them To leave. He went away in
1859. There always seemed to be a dis
trIst Ofthe James boys on the part OF
the 6oungers, and the relatiOnsibetween
the two clans were not very cordlal.
They were together u good deal during
the war, but after it had little to do
with each other. | left there in 1871,
went to Ray county, and in March, 1872,
came back to Kentucky. Cole Young
er was the best shot with pistol ever
saw. His favOrite mode of shooting
was at q mark while on horse back ana
under full speed. He seldom ever fall
ed to hit the center. On one occasion
he asked me to hang his hat on a
fence stake in lane. did so. He
came down the road full tilt; and in
passing put bullet through the hat.
then thought would not like to have
him shoot at me, and thereafter Guilt
waited pleasant relations with him.
Cole was the eldest of the boys; then
came Jim, John, and Bob. They were
all physically powerful men and hue
locking. lived for two years on the
farm of Mrs. Younger. She was wo-
man Of great courage and devotedly at.
tached to her children through good
and evil report. She died about 1863, l
believe. After her death the boys LEFT
the homestead, and, accompanied by
their sister Beta and an old female
servant, Susan, moved to Texas. y
Young friend of mine who went from
Kentucky to Missouri with the married
Emma Younger, one of the four girls.
She could shoot pistol like man,
and one day saw her level pistol
and kill dog at a distance Of eighty
yards. "-LeNingtOn Ky Transcript.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
THOSE CHRISTMAS BILLS.

Those Christmas bills! those Christmas bill
How many . heart with anguish nils,
When knocks and rings and postmans lei
Make echoing noises through the street.
And passing round from door odoor.
Leave horrid notes which this 'tmplore
Your kind attention; please to pay;
Our books are closed on NeW-feSr . day.
The wine we bought is all used out
And he left no trace except the goutL
Yet port and sherry. pale and brown,
In hideous columns are put down.
The butcher, tso! II cant be that
So many Joints of lean and fat
Were alt consumed In this house,
Which cook asserts would stsrve mouse
m not believe It, nor that tea
Could such q source OF ruin be,
And surely this can't be the price
OF figs and aim onds, prunes and spice:
We haven't lived on lard or cheese,
Yet rows OF figures stand for these,
And here's the draper! Now my wife
Has gonein debt, I'll bet my life.
II Eve in Eden slele the fruit,
At least she wore no silken suit,
And Adam had no bills OF hers
For gems, or lace, or sealskin tars.
Oh. happy timel oh. peaceful hours!
OF making love aud tending flowers;
The simple blessings Heaven grants
Good gracious here's bill for plants,
III read no more, they'd drive me wild,
III have my own "petidon hled."
We've ridden st the space that kills"
can not pay these Christmas bills.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
SECRET WITH SANTA CLAUS.

sh-I've got out OF bed, Just minute,
To Tell yon-IW " hisper IL low
The stockings I've hung by the fire
Are for me-not mamma, you know.
For mine are so awfully little,
Dear santa Claus, don't you seel
And want. oh SO many playthings,
They won't hold enough for me.
30 I want you to surely remember,
And MI these as full as you can;
Cause haven't been very naughty,
And-youre such q nice, Kind ma!
I'D like live doll, IL you please. sir. :,
That can talk, and call me IN ANNA;
ASS ll my other dolls are.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
MARRIED OUT OF PIQUE.
How . California Bride May Have On
Opportunity TO Repent NJ Leisure.


San Francisco Chronicle.
A runaway marriage has just come
to light that has set society all agDg
with excitement. The interested par
ties, now man and wife, were Miss
Belle House and Mr.. Fellows, both
residents of East Oakland, the latter
being relative of the late +. G. Fell
lows, of the Central Pacific railroad.
The young couple met for the first time
in thei. lives three days before their
marriage took place, the ceremony re-
sulting from pique on the part OF the
young lady, who discovered that the
youth upon whom she was lavishing
her affections was false to her. Meet
ing him ut q party on Fourth avenue on
November "a, she taxed him with his
perfidy and vowed she would marry
somebody before the week was out. AT
the same party she met young Fellows,
who is a brakeman upon the local road.
During the evening, having become
enamored of the fair Belle, he proposed
an engagement looking to marriage
in the future. This the young lady de-
clined with scorn, stating that If he
wanted her he must take her at once.
He agreed, and on the following Mon
day they went across to San Francisco
and were married by Rev. DR.. Neil, at
the Episcopal church on California amt
Steiner streets.
The next day they returned home, ia
tending to keep the marriage secret,
but 1t leaked out and war was declared
in the maternal mansion of the young
bride. She sent for her husband, who,
not knowing how much had been told,
denied the marriage, but finally owned
up and agreed to take his wife home II
at the end of six months she could bake
loaf of bread that would meet the ap-
prevail of his friends. The matter IL
still in allegiance, but it is believed that
the young folks will shortly settle mat
tiers and live together, bread or no
bread. The bride is handsome bru.
nette, about nineteen years of age, and
the groom is twenty-five years OF age.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
WHO Is The RICHEST?
The Keen and Bitter Rivalry Existing
Between Gould and Vanderbilt.


Between Gould and Vanderbilt.
NeIg York Mornin0-JouTn
To be the richest man in America Is,
next to becoming President of the
United States, probably the most uni
versal ambition that fills the American
breast. Before the present era Of stock
watering and stock swindling this proud
place was universally conceded to
Astor. Commodore Vanderbilt's huge
operations with the New York Central
in doubling the stock as well as doub-
ling the taxes imposed upon the ship
ping and travelling public, changed all
that. The Astors took the second rank.
The Vanderbilts became the richest
people of the country. That was posi-
ton which the Commodore, and after
ward his son, the present outspoken
damner Of the public, hugely enjoyed.
But the little SLY fellow who came here
with mouse-trap, and from catching
mice turned to gobbling up railroads
and telegraphs-Jay Gould-changed
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
None Got Away.

Richmond Register: Do you know
anything about gourds? You have
probably seen a dozen, dozen
and a half or probably two dozen gourds
on one vine, but q man out at Berea
has ia gourds on one vine. His name
is s. C. johnson, and he doesn't think
any of them got away.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
ANCIENT ToRTuRES.

In tower in Nuremberg, writes
traveller in Germany, is room where
there are preserved number Of very
curious instruments Of torture used in
Nuremberg hundreds of years ago, be-
fore the DAYS OF jails and penitentiaries.
There are thumb-screws Of the mostap-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24
Literary Notes pro. the cessssy CO.

The January Century will contain IN
article on s'The Debt of Science TO Darwin,
by Professor Wallsce, author OF Island
Life, and probably the most distinguished
living English writer on subjects akin TO
the Darwiniap theory. The article Is an
exposition OF Dsrwfn's writings, and an
attempt to assign him his place in science
and literature, the writer regarding Biz
Isaac Newton alone; among English scien-
fist. as Darwin's equal. The frontis-Piece
of the number il portrait Of Darwin, from
a photograph by his son, engraved Dy
johnson. whose work was seen In the
Marshall portrait in the December Century.
There are also pictures Of Darwin's home,
"Down House." his study aud favorite
walks.
Those eccentric creatures OF Mr.. Stock
toms humorous imagination, the Rudder
Grange. have gone to Europe, and the
January Century will contain an account
of sone of their adventures in England.
Pomona, with characteristic energy, calls
upon an English lord to satisfy her curiosity
reesrdipe the aristocracy. Another humor-
ons paper in this number will be the story
of a tim on lower Mississippi steamboat,
smusineiy told in ''The Trip of the Mark
Twain, ~ with illustrations Pennel.
One OF the illustrated features OF the
January Century will be Farming Tor
Feathefs." By K b. Bigsar. q former resi-
dent of Cane Towns timely topic, now
that strich-farming is being DISCUSSED as
q possible Americana indstry.
FckIenes IL the source Of every mis-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24

The burned child breads the fire.
Ben johnson.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-24

FickIepess IL the source Of every mis-
fortune that threatens us.-Spiegei.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1882-07-15

NOTICE To T. Coleman, Tom Tagpyl and n.
i VIgoe-You are hereby notified that have ex.
provementa upon the Cornet Lode, situated SIX
miles west OF Custer, and Is bounded by
the Atlantic and Miners joy Lcdes, Custer
said premises, under the provision ot section
H8a4, Revised etatuteA OF the United
States being the amount required to hold the
same for the years lssosand 1881, and II. within
ninety DAYS after this notice by publication you
fail or refuse TO contribute your proportions of
such ,exp enditures AZ yenr Interests In
aail claim VIII become the properly OF the sub
scribcr, under said section 2S2t s9
DATED Feb, Eth, A, y, lsss. stcuster City. d. T.
FBNEsI FAUST.