, 1882-06-10
Editorial Spinn;ngs.

Dying is - natural IS living.
He that graaps At too much holds moth
ing fast
As love thinks no evA. 30 envy speaks
no good.
An hour of pain is as long as day Q;
pleasure.
| He benefits himself that doeth good to
| others.
Hes q slars that csLnot command
himself
A civil denial is better than q rude
grant.
Examples are the be,, lessons for
youth
Blessing. are often not valued til they
are gone.
Anger begins with folly and end, with
repentance.
There il bank for every 2, 600 people
in Montana
Jim Bennett has presented the widow
OF Lieut.. DeLong with check for S5o,-
10 He zach, TO.
This is the sort of weather to take the
chilliness out of decaying old maids
who exist on pedigree pap.
Neither Sherman nor Sheridan are to
be frozen out OF the army BY tie retire
ment clause in the army bill
1t was fortunate for Mrs. Mason that
the Sergeant didn't hat Gu.Jeau The
shot Brought her about $1,000.
The Car has postponed his corohation
another year. He had an idea that his
| enemies wanted 70 crown linn with dyna-
mite.
Kentucky has eat that takes snuff.
| Thats-nuff from that state. Anybody got
| a goat ;hat bAngs liz hair, or anything
.lsei
\ Ciah paper says that u Mormon there
recently died iiAe cog" TEea he
possibly went ~ the happy land OF
| Canine.
Whelever young ladies learn 10 stick
pm la their apron strings So II wont
scratch y fellows 1EIst, there viii DC
more marriages.
Oregon produces girl who refused TO
go In SWIMMING because there were
chickens loahng about TIE creek, among
them, . rooster.
We are overlooking some Of our ami
yersaries. The 26th Of May Was the
26th anniversary Of the arrival Of the trst
camel in this country.
There ought to be law against the
''iree and charitable Use Of editors.
Then they would be bond holders instead
of the second party in a mortgage.
At convention Of hotel men, 4. has
been decided TO shave the heads of wait
ers IL will probably increase the purity
OF tho butter.
In Francs the frst-class passenger rate
is only one cent mile, and on an aver
aye the dividends paid BY the road is II
per cent per annum.
The crop of political harmony will be
large IN Oregon next week. Several
boomlets will be for sale cheap. They
| could be used as base drums for a circus.
When Z woman has bonds registered
| in her own name, abe may, without the
! consent Of her husband, indcrse and col
lect interest checks, or Sell the bcnds.
The weekly papers in Oregon have had
their last thrust at opposition Candidates
and appeal to opposition voters. Ses-
eral of them issged hystericAl addresses
4 man ambled into this Office today
to say that wild white ducks gave the
ponds in his neighborhood snowy look.
Wild white ducks and tame white liars
generally mingle.
At political caucus last evening we
we learned that one Of the candidates for
sheriff had a grsat-grand uncle who
wore a liver pad. Of coursr that bars
him out.
A wise old pump informs us hat the
gravity of the globe is soon to be sudden
ly changed, and the waters of one hemis-
phere are to be thrown into the other.
Thank goodness its our turn 10 ride cut
side, and that We stand one chance in IA
hundred billion Of catching hold Of the
equator a We pass under il
Elder Simpson. of Nsntuck, New Jer-
sey, seems to have been a pious member
of the church, and, at the same ,ine, an
energetic thief His life was consecrsted
to the disper.ion Of the devil in The Hot
tentots and keeping t"c sets of books,
| one false ard one true, for tn. church
He was never known to miss . prayer
meeting.
The Western Christisn Advocate thinks
any scheme for the union Of the Netho-
dist Church North and South, visionary.
| II the hands TO lie shaken over the chssm