The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-03-16
PENNSYLVANIA DEITsH.
&re~ffnm der Pit Schweffelbren-
ner.
ScHLEFELTowN, Feb. der 28t, loS2.
CARIBOU Co, PA, DemOcratl

ScuI1FFELTowN, Feb. der 28t. 1882.
MISTFR DROOKER:-Heit for hnt un
tzwansich yOhr war N grOsser GaW
dor frp-dawg FUN. Olta washington,
aver now denkt sheer nemOnd mae drau,
mn wann t net wRr Os mer der daWg I'M
rOIlender inna con don Wer ar now aW
gons Ob gshaft. Ich con mlch SERVER
nOch b'sinna we so nawma Os ueI ASH
in0ton. mn der jackson un der Clay, OILS
orTick boch o'shtOnna hen, aver now
Sin go tZu sawga gons Gus g 'shpeelt. For
yobra tZurick hen eva de lett gOns on
1arynotiOns g'hOt Os allawell, for de lett
sin feel shmarter OS Sc OILS waura III ue
nItv Washington un JacksOn's tZelta.
SeIIamohls hut N grOsser officer holder
Vnsht grickt wasS 81 lOhn war un net
maner. Aver heitich dawgs, in unser
nei fashiOndy Republican t2elta con
amer aW ebbas ferdeena wann ar
office hut. .,knes fun de RepuDllcan Sod S0R-
presmenner hut in sex y0hr yusnu SoU,-
1OO IOhn grickt, un Gus sellam hut ar w
yer N milliOna dawler g'sated, un sell
pTOOft os ar aw shmart is. Der uIahG
hut in aucht yOhr iyYer million uaWler
p'safed OILS President, aver der asn-
ingtOn un jackson hen net 8 IaIIle uale
finn seIIam prickt, un sell prOOtt Os der
Grant maner Os feer mOhl so shmart Is
Os der Washington un jackson Waura.
KR WOOner Os der Washington uh"S
awfOngs Gus gshpeelt Is. 49,, -.
I'm so is s nit Ollam. Heltlch daWg
missa lett CONS OnneTsht acta Os Sc Ols
Zen for offers Wann Sc ebbas 81 Wella.
For offers war OILS amer n gentlemOn
considered wann ar shulda batzaWlt nut
nm is rous cOOma i'll hame-g mauchIy
cIaider, Heitich dawgs con ennlch eD-
her N gentlemOn si-all Os ar Izu uu
hut is grandy claider aw du, uh uidu-
chit aW nix Ons eb Sc batZaWlI SIN Ouuer
net. Wann ar Orrick uf gadress Il is uOh
con ar for common OILS geld lana Iuh ue
oTmy noTTa Os s feTdeena init shaha, un
sell DTOOft Os de beSht bisness Os n mon
rnnna con is nix tzu shaffa un fashion
able uf tZu dressa. lch hob n hOlWy
suspicion os de dTOOker Ordllch utt g.
fOOld sin our cram ferdeensht.
For offers wanTa de pOTra-anynOW
Ordlich feel fun ena, un aw de kerrlcha
members gOnS Onnersht Os allaWeli'
Sellamohls sin de lett OILS Ill de k@rrlch
gOnga SOOndawgs, un leedln gsOOhga
uf der Olt awrtich wRg. In der k9rTlch
hon so OILS bpnk g'hOt for dTuf hucka, un
der pOrra hut gaprepdlch'd d Ut II aWrC Os
unser anes s aw feTsht8 hut kenna.
Aver we is 5 nOw-in de fashionable
k#rricha? FL de sitZ hen Sc so grand
g'shtuffd un OBJ g'fXd Os mer sheer net
vase eb Sc a hOlb dOOtZend bOOWa un
maid un a trumpait un Orrlgle un selly
geyya de music yusht Os we n brass
band in a circus, un der pOrra for gOOt
nemma unner de, lett mus olt fashion
der crishtlichter fershtOnd uf de side
laiga un preddica uf n w8g Os ar ne
mOnd on der kup shtOse'd.
In OIty tzeita hen de bOOya un maiu
OILS Iarna shaffa. Heitich dawgs Is s
N shond considered wann n lady I'm
shteddle so aTwet shaft Os uf wesha,
Odder ezra mOmmy helfa ennlch ebDas
shaffa i'm house Odder in der klch. I'm
nit de yungy bOOwa is s yusht so.
Wann amer amohl auchtz9 yOhr odder
so Olt is, don cook ar GUS for n sltua-
tion, net for shaffa, aver for shtOre
tenda. Odder bar tenda, Odder for clar-
ricka Odder shtudya for n lawyer, odder
N porra, Odder N duckter. Es Is
heitich dawgs feel mae Respectable
wann amer n lawyer 81 con Ona bish-
ness g'nunk for 81 kUsht un de wesh-
fraw batzawla Os hOrd shatfa for nine
dawler de wuch un 81 shulda un aw der
drOOker batzawla for de zeitung.
Ke wOoner Os der WashingtOn's
dawg nimmy in der fashion Is, for des
sin now de gOOty un -shmarty Republl-
can tZeita.
PIT SCHWEFFLEBRENNER.