The Evening critic., 1882-03-01
New York rents are advancing.

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Olive Logan says Lou loves Lorne.
If Oscar would only bang his hair.
Tilden's income is $15O,OO0 year.
British tars live on American beef.
Velvet dresses need little trimming.
The Sioux Indians have brass band.
Worth loops tulle drapery with birds.
Pink acacias trim garnet velvet dresses
Arkansas has only six Republican papers.
Cetywayo is expected In England In May.
A comb of roses fastens up low coifrures.
Bret Hartes son will appear on the stage.
A criminal seldom sits down to take arrest.
The rateable value Of London is Just twice
that OF Ireland.
The tailor measures his customers whenever
he takes n tlt.
The rivers had the first mouths that watered.
Actors, draughtsmen and tooth doctors all
need to draw we'll.
Greatness lies not In being strong, but in the
right using OF strength.
In the pugilistic arena how many mills make
pound?-B0ston Courier.
Mr. Barnum must lose no time In having his
baby elephant vaccinated.
Alsatian peasants hats will continue in favor
for the spring and summer.
soft in the Silly Night" is favorite song
Of the Southern moonshiners.
The Democrats Of Syracuse have elected
Mayor n man who wears earrings.
The London Court journal says that the
Genuine cheerfulness is an almost certain
index of happy mind and a pure, good heart.
orange trees are in full bloom at Charles
ton, and the weather as warm as usual in
April.
Dr. schliemann intends to recommence
his excavations in the Troad ON the 1st of
March.
push Will be made before this Congress for
postal card with nap, allowing privacy In
their use.
Eads wants a dozen million or so out OF
Congress, and is giving costly suppers to Con-
gressmen.
years old when she got married. Take cour-
age, ladies.
Two Virginia negroes who were to fight
duel both took the same train out OF town the
night before.
A yelled woman with a babe boarded rail
road train at Hastings, Mich. laid the infant In
a strangers lap and disappeared.
The noise made by pufliing train restored
the hearing OF a man who had been deaf for
years at Chattanooga the other day.
You seldom ind an @sthete worshiping
that most aoul-satisfying OF all plants the
onion. He is too much OF dandy-lfon.
Madame Rudersdorf, the distinguished
| singer and teacher, lies I'm Boston a bed of
| suffering from which she can never rise.
That eminent comedian of Washington,
| Charles Guiteau, has a contract TO appear once
| during the summer In "Forget- -Me-Knot. ="
| Counsel-"Why are you so very precise In
| your statement? Are you afraid OF telling an
untruth9" Witness promptly(-"No sir. "
| Within the last fifteen years no fewer than
| $500 houses in Edinburgh, Scotland, have
been pulled down as unnt for human habita-
| ton.
The Prince Of Wales recently said at a club
| that beyond the sherry with HIS lsh he would
| take but one wine, because he never mixes his
| liquors.
Atmospheric knowledge is not thoroughly
| distributed 10 our public schools. A boy being
asked, What is mist ?" vaguely replied; 'An
| umbrella"
Miss Alice Longfellow, the daughter of the
| poet, has strong and clever face, with charm.
| ing brown eyes and delicate, soft color in
| her cheeks.
drunken man lay half a day in gutter un-
arrested, In Springfield, Mass. because his big
| dog stood guard over him, growing and biting
| at everybody who came near.
Somebody has given twenty-five dollars In
| gold TO the faculty OF Marquette College, Mil.
| waukee, 10 be made into a medal for the "forc-
most student In manly piety."
We have always thought the quotation should
read "ihe boy stewed on the burning deck -
| ~ y. AeUs.
Late In life George Washington rode In his
own carriage, but in his earlier years he took
| "a hack at the cherry tree.
Manitoba immigration company is offer
| Ing iree tickets from any point In Canada u
| persons purchasing their lands.
It's very pretty figure to speak about going
from pole 10 pole, but nothing except the
atmosphere ever has succeeded In doing thai
tion.
| A Canadian Judge has decided that the lease
OF a pew In church gives the lessee a right 4
sleep therein during divine service. II this Il
the case, why hasn't a man right 20 PLAY
euchre or build barrel there?
Domestic economy is buying ~ shilling
shoes for your wife and 20 cent cigars fo
| yourself
Prof. Huxley, In q recent short address, sais
that very few teachers OF science understood
| the distinction between knowledge and learn
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