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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

1T seems impossible that a remedy made of
such common, simple plants as Hops, Buchu,
Mandrake, DandeliOn, &C., should make so
many and such great cures as Hop Bittcrs do !;
but when old and young, rich land POOR, pastor
and doctor, lawyer and editor. all testify to
having been cured by them, you must believe
anil Try them yourself, and doubt no longer.
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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09
POLIIILAL.
OOmOcf1tic state flck0s.

DOm0cfatic state Tlckee.
90. ~ yTCI-.I---, -.--s
ROBERT e. PATTISON. Philadelphia.
LIEUIENANT GOVERNOR.
CHAUNCEY +. BLACK. YORK. o..
JuDex OF THE SUPREME COURT.
a,c--.pv n, ,rrv,vN
l. SIMPSON A FRlOA Huntt.0don
Y--S
,.. - s-AI.LAkS1.
AOhTlMEh T. ELLlOTT, T1oSa. ..
S
W. W.b.HlVIN, ,ColuubR.
STATE sEHAI0R@xlv DISTRICT.
ABBAM COLLlNS, Marietta.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

A permanent restoration of exhausted and
worn-Out functions follow the use of Browns
Iron Bittcrs. For sale at II. Il. COchran's drug
store, l27 North Queen street. Lancaster.
a2Slwd&w
THAT hacking cough can be so quickly cured
by ShilOll's Cure. We guarantee 1t. For sale
a. COchran's drug store, l57 North Queen 81.
myl-lwdeOw&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

PHYsIdA1s prescribe Colden's !Liebig's L.
quid Beef and Tonic Invigorstor Ior the week,
worn, and dyspeptic. Take no oGher.
ItLs4 q - .t,' IL asi.lWdeod6w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

FIRST grand picnic Of the 1. a. Club, to be
held al Green Cottage Park Oh Monday, Sept
ii, 1882. In case Of rain postponed until fur
thor notice. No improper Characters allowed
on tho grounds. IL
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

New York, Phlladelphis AMI Local StOcns
also United States Bonds rep Ht0'i daily by
JACOB b. Lose. - North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

Sept. q.

Ono 0'clock quotations Of grain ami provi..
ions, Furnished by 8. X. Yundt, Broker, Isl
Eust King street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09
Slandor Suit.

Abort Wetter, Of this city, bas brought
. suit for slander in tho prOthonotary' =
ofico, against Matthias LisgIer.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

ANAsAL INJECTOR free with each bottle of
ShilOL's Catarrh Remedy. Price so cents. For
sale at COchran's drug store, l37 North.Queen
street.
Files and Bugs.
Flies, reaches, ants, betl-bugs, rats, mice.
gcphers, chipmunks, cleared out by Rough
on Rats" l5c.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

MYAN rED.-A GOOD TlNSMII n, GOOD
w wages and steady employ. Apply at
once ut jacob FOOsc's. Furnishing goods
che up Of every description Mt
No lis EAST KING STREET..
s9-etd* Lancaster, Pa.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09
NFW ADTEKTLSENENTS.

AIR. r.. J. ZABM. RETAIL DEALER IN
Nl Watches and Jewelry, and representa-
tive of the Oldest House in the Trade in Lam
caster county, has sold to his customers about
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09

DUBLlC SALE or CANADA HORSES
L On MONDAY, SEPTEMBER IL, 1882, will
be sold at the Merrinac House. Lancaster
city. 16 head of Heavy-BOned, Well.Made
Working Horses. Sale to commence at !
O'Clock p. m.
sS-3td GEORGE GROSSMAN.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-09
FOR EARLY AUTUMN

Wear there is NO garment more use ful ai.il
none thatw pay q better interest for the
money invested in II, than
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
SOME FACTS.

In June, 1855, the British soldiers sta
toned at Fort William, Calcutta, to the
number of l46, were locked up for the
night in poorly ventilated room, Is feet
square. In the morning only % remained
alive.
In 1864, an epidemic of typhoid fever
broke out in the young ladies' seminary at
Pittstield, Mass, beautiful New England
village. OF "a young ladies 65 became
sick, and of these 81 had typhoid fever and
l3 died. This place was carefully investi-
gated by three physicians, who reported
bad ventilation and drainage which being
remedied, the trouble was ended.
When the Quaker boarding school at
Westtown was first occupied, hickory fires
in open fireplaces were used. Later, the
fireplaces were carefully walled up and the
rooms warmed by hot-air furnaces. Not
long after this fever broke out in the
school, which became SO alarming that the
school was closed and the pupils sent home.
This case also was carefully examined,
fresh air supplied and the old chimneys
used as ventilating fues, and no further
trouble occurred.
In striking contrast was the Juvenile
asylum on washington Helghts, New
York. The 600 children there gathered
were, many of them, from the most un-
healthy parts of New York city, and yet
in five years there were but two deaths.
This building was well ventilated and fully
exposed to the sunshine.
Careful examinations have been made of
air in many places, and while there is q
surprising uniformity in the outdoor air, the
indoor air varies with the number Of occu-
pants, time of occupation and facilities OF
ventilation. In Monsieur Dumas lecture
room the amount of carbonic acid varied
from AZ parts in 10000 at the beginning of
the lecture to 81 at its close. In various
hospitals, asylums, railroad cars and sa-
looms, the figures ranged from II to SO,
while a well. filled school.room gave the
startling proportion Of p parts in 10000,
or about three-fourths of one per cent.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
Can't Get II.

Diabetes, Bright's Disease, Kidney, Uri.
nary or Liver Complaints cannot be contract.
cd by you or your family If Hop Bitters are
used. and If you already have any of these
diseases Hop Bitters is the only medicine that
will positively cure you. Don't forget this.
and don't get some puffed up stuff that will
only harm you.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

The Accountant for Messrs. Walker &
Maxsy, Gardiner (Ms.), Robert Gould, re.
Gently wrote About one year ago was
taken with the genuine sciatica. 7 employed
the best physicians, but they could only
relieve me for the moment. Finally used
st. Jacobs Oil and was entirely cured"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

AS OLD AS THE CoNsTITUTIoN. There
died in Dodge county, MINI, in the town
of Mantorville, May llth, an aged map,
John Truax. He was born in Pennsyl.
vania in May, 1889. It was in that year.
that the Constitution of the United States
was adopted, and Father Truax was ae-
customed to say with pride, 'I am as old
as the Constitution When four years
Of age his family removed to point near
Ashland, KY, and subsequently upon the
military tract" in Barren county. In 1903
Truax, then twenty, removed in.e Ohio,
fifty miles north of Cincinnati, and with his
father and three brothers began to clesr
the wilderness. In 1912, at the breaking
out OF the war, three OF the sons volun-
teered, and the father, who was a soldier
OF the revolution, was anxious to enliIt
also but was prevented by crippled arm.
At the close OF the war Samuel Truax
married tApril, 1916, and he and his wife
at the time of his death were man and wife
over &c years. The wife still lives. IN
1928 they moved to Indiana, and in 1853
to Minnesota. They had ten children
three only survive, and one of these, C. L,
Truax, lives at S24 o street, in Sacramento.
The Dodge county, MINI. ;. papers speak
with great respect OF the man who was
''as old as the Constitution"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

. .
COMETS Tails. Professor Ennis, of the
naval observatory at Washington, believes
that the tails Of comets are electric lights.
" Ii these tails had any substance" he
argues, fthe laws OF motion are constantly
violated by them. The great comet Of
lS43 was SO near the sun that it passed
from one side to the other in. few hours.
Its immense tail, 100, 600, 600 miles long.
was shifted completely, SO that it pointed
directly in an opposite direction. Could
that be SO if it were composed of any sub.
stance ? Could comet swing l, ,000, 900, OO0
miles Of tail around as quick as that! The
electricity is generated by evaporation.
As the comets approach the sun, the heat
becomes more intense, the evaporation and
accumulation of electricity more rapid, the
repulsive force greater and the tails longer.
Sometimes the material becomes com.
pletely evaporated. Then the comet has
no tail"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
HOW PRIEST SERVED AN INsoLRNT
TRAMP.

few days ago there was a ring OF the
door bell at the residence of one of De.
troit's most eloquent and popular priests.
The Reverend Father answered the sum-
mons in person. On the steps he found
healthy and sturdy. looking tramp, who
thus accosted him
Tramp Would you give poor hungry
man dime to buy bit OF breakfast with
Father-Well, you look as if you ought
not to be begging. Why don't you work
Surely you are able to.
Tramp-Can't git no work.
Father-I don't like to give you
money under the circumstances, but
Tramp (insolently) )-oh, you priests
have nothing to do but pray at the rate OF
twenty cents an hour and get fat, and you
think poor devil ought to work, work,
work all the time.
Father-Look you, Mr.. What's.your-
name you are the very man want TO
engage. I've some business down town,
and while I'm away you do the praying.
You shall have twenty cents an hour.
With look half incredulous and half of
staggering defiance, the tramp accepted
the proposal.
"Come on, said Father -. "Tn
show you the chapel" Leading the way
he told the man where to pray, and set his
sexton TO keep watch on him. The priest
was absent three hours, and all that time
the tramp kept ON his knees under the eye
of the sexton. His employer, learning
that he had fulfilled his contract, paid him
sixty cents and dismissed him with an in.
vitation to come every day and earn more
money on the same terms
As matter of history he has not been
back to claim the job. n Detroit Free Press.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
STAR MILLS AND MALT HOUSE.
NKuB0URc a LAGRs.

NIos. 50, Sc AND 81 FIFTH ST.. SACRAMENTO.
IN dealers In Produce and Brewers Supple,
IA iufsoturers Of Malt End all kinds Of Meals, etc.
Oatmeal, Cornmeal, Cracked Wheat, Graham Flour,
Buckwheat Flour, etc. New Grain Bags for sale.
AGENTS Buckeye Mills Flour, kzrysyills- al7.1n
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

DRoFEsSoR BORA OFFERS TO THE CITI-
Il zens of Sacramento to teach Vocal Music during
this season gratuitousy. They will have to pay 81
for rent OF music room and gas They will know
the difference OF this method with all other music
teachers Of this coast All are cordially invited to
join. Room 10, Odd Fellows Tempe. m20-1w-
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
SALE
-oP TIE
GREAT CREVICE MINE

4 ND MINING PROPERTY, SITUATED In
IN Placer and FL Dorado counties, on Murderers
Bar on the Middle Fork Of the American river, con.
sistng Of about 81 25 Of ground, engine boil.
er, pumps, hoisting works. tools, ETC., etc.; to be
sold in one lot, at the
X Street, Sacramento.
At 10 o'clock A. ~, on SATURDAY, the Sd day Of
JUNE, 1882. BY order Of the Stockholders
.7at - 7s.s - T. J. CR0LY, President.
NELSON WILCOX, Secretary
m24-l0t sHERBuRN SMITH, Auctoneers.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

The venerable Cora Peal is about to come
ont as circus rider.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
LOST AND FOUND,

Advertisements OF hve lines In this department are
Inserted for 70 cents for tme three times for so
,snts or rs cents per week.
UTANTED-MALE 10 MEN To HAY, $50 TO
wv sS5 Dairymen, $50; Walters, $50 to
S35; Transfers, $50 to S35; Woodchoppers.
FEMALES Girls for Homework, SIS to $50; 3
Girls for Chamber and Waiting, $40; Women
Cooks, $40 to SIS: Nurse Girls, So to SIS !; Q
Waiter Girls s15 to $50. Parties in want OF help,
send in your orders. Apply to HOUSTON s CO.'S
Employment Office, corner Of Fourth and streets,
Sacramento. ml5-lptf
HYANTED-A BRIGHT, ACTIVE YOUTH,
w living with his parents; must be good at
figures. Apply to WEINSTo0K LUBIN. ml9.tf
HTET NURS Ss.-SITUATIoN WANTED, BY
w healthy fresh wet nurse; Is years old. Ap-
ply at this office. mI91w'
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
Trotting and Running
FIRST DAY.

l. RUNNING STAKE, free for all, three quarters OF
mile dash; $40 entrance, SO forfeit 500 added;
second to save stake
2. RUNNING STAKE, free for all, mile dash !; $25
entrance, SIS forfeit: $3.50 added; second to save
stake.
: 8. RUNNING STAKE, half mile dash, for two-year
(, olds s2o entrance, SO forfeit s75 added
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

Herrmann, The Hatter-Ne. sSs Bsarny street,
near Pine The finest hats at the lowest prices.
Factory: No. IL Belden street
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

sTATIoNERs, PRINTERS ETC.
n. o. Crocker a C0.-lmporttng and Manuf.cs-
uring Stationers, Printers and Lithographers, EoA
q15 2l7 and 7Iq Bush street. above Sansome,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
SECOND DAY.

A. TRoTTING-Purse, $3.50; for three. .year-olds
mile heats.
5. TRoTTING Purse, $3.50; three minute class
for horses in the district.
Q. TROTTING-Purse, $500 go class
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
new YORK AND EASTERN GOODS /!

1t has raised the people from the very depths of rnOuS
prices and placed them far above the reach Of the usura When
there wish to accomplish something it is common remark to
say is only question time " but in some cases It appears
that Time itself annihlatsd and its tWnbo companion CirGum
stance relieves old " Time" of its load.
The circumstance Of HALE BROS. CO. opening out an G
business rGdiGaVe of brighter dawn in DRY GOODS ETC. and
the old handicapped hills Of big prices melt away before the
Sut sky more liberal policy The almost omnpotent lever Of
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

FOURTH DAY.
10. TRoTTING-Purse, $500; 2:45 class.

10. TR0TTING-Purse, $500; 245 class
IL. TR0TTING-Purse, $500; 2:25 class
IL. GENTLEMEN'S BUGGY STAKE, free for all
horses actually used roadsters, to be driven by
owners; SO entrance; $50 added; two miles out;
winner to receive whole amount
All the above trotting races are three.n.fve, un-
less otherwise specified five to enter and three to
start: National Association rules to govern Pacific
Coast Boodhorse Association rules (old weishts) TO
govern Running Races. In Trotting Races, 10 per
cent. entrance to accompany nomination.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

Entries TO all Of The above Races close
June 1, 1852.
Trotting Purses divided at the rate OF
60, 80 and 10 per cent.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
WHOLESALE GRooERs.

Taber. Harker d Co.-Importers and Wholesale
Grocers, Nos. los and 110 California street.
WeIIman. Peck 4 Co.-Importers and Whole.
sale Grocers and Dealers In Tobacco and CigaxS,
Nos LOG to lSs Market, and No. % California
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
HATS.

school OF Civil Engineering, Surveying
Drawing and Asssyng "a Post ST. A. Van der Mailer
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

SACRAMENTO REooRD-uNlON.
san Francfxeo once, No. 8 New Montgom-
ery street palace Hotel. ~. Il. Sharpe, Agent.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
THIRD DAY.

Z. RUNNING STAKE, for three -year.olds mile
and quarter dash $40 entrance, s2Oforfeit; S15o
added; second to save stake.
8. RUNNING STAKE, free for all, dash OF two
miles; $50 entrance, $40 forfeit; 5000 added
second to save stake.
9. RUNNING STAKE, free for all, one mile and re-
peat; s25 entrance. s15 forfeit; $3.50 added
second to save stake.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
ADMISSION. so cENTs; LADIES FREE.
MUSICAL NEWS.

CHRISTOPHER GREEN, Presiden
fFQy Saorafart- ,x,re Ct11IT,, TT
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
DRUGS. CHEMICALS.
EDUCATIONAL

Justin Gales.-Pioneer Druggist, removed to i2i
Montgomery st., s. F. Country orders solicited
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

Than used to @ when in the past they had to pay two dollars for
what they buy for The aged Fossils with their credit
SYSTEM are hiding their hoads-ther occupation gOne For them
selves and not for the people is worn OUT and that heroic Mother
who had the Seabnega deny herself Of Calico Dress rather
than buy it credit has the satisfaction knowing that she is
doing better that her eaGrfGe has been productive Of good and
with sefTeanG8 she boldly enter store and say don't
want it. :" if the article does not suit her. ~ - 81
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

EAhOwARE. IRON. STEEL, ETC.
Carolan, Cory & C0.-Importers of Hardware,
Iron and Steel. Agents for the Pttsburg Steel
Works Northwestern Horse Nail Company, and
Southngton Cutlery Co. Nos 120 and 122 Front
street, and Nos III and 119 California street.
Marcus q. HawIey & Ce.-Importers Of Hard.
ware and Agricultural Implements, Nos 301, 303,
805 307 and 309 Market street, San Francisco.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
DRY GooDs

The white H0use-The Oldest Dry Goods houae
in San Francisco. We import direct FROM the
principal marta in Europe, consequently can sell
lower than any other house in the trade. Country
orders attended to. J w. Davidson & Co., Nos
lQl and 103 Kearny street, San Francisco
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

Should follow the general alignment of the
edge of the rocky slope that lies between the
walls OF the valley and the plain, leaving it
only for short cuts, or when it would be too
tortuous, or when the marginal plan is mar.
row, following the river bank for a space
and thus the plain land would be reserved ss
far as possible in compact bodies Of the max
imum sizs--a result leaving the land in the
best shape for partial utilization and the
cultivation for local landscape effects.
By the side roads, on easy grades, eleya-
tions Of 200 to 500 feet can be reached at sew
eral well-distributed points, from which the
valley, its walls and waters, will show out in
detail and in proper perspective. As ex-
amples, Mr.. Hall names the open space on
the slope st the western edge of Indian Can.
yoa /; . point on the mass of debris below the
Royal Arches; another near the base OF the
Washington Column, and on the slope east
of the base Of Glacier Point, from which the
Vernal and Nevada Falls are in full view.
ENHANCING THE PLEASURES OF THE VISITOR,
The branch roads up the canyon would
reduce the length Of walks or rides to points
Of special interest. With such system Of
roads, the valley would possess feature cal.
culatsd to pro!olg the average stay and In
crease the pleasure of individual visitors, and
to bring to it class of travel which in large
measure it does not ROW secure. Persons in
Ill health and those Of advanced age, seeking
comfort and quiet repose, pure air and in
teresting surroundings, now hearing Of the
comparative hardship Of Yosemite tip,
may not care to encounter It; but when it
becomes known that so much more may be
seen from seat in carriage, the way will
be open for them to enjoy its pleasures with.
out encountering all Of its fatigues.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
Report of VIM. Ham Hall, State Engineer
to the Board Of Yosemite Trustees
Interesting Suggestions.

In June, 1881, State Engineer Hall, at the
request of the Board of Trustees of the YO-
semitic Valley, made an examination of that
State property. His report has just come
from the press of the State Printing office.
We present its salient points. He would
net. he says, improve the valley in the sense
in which We speak of park. This trans
cendently beautiful reserve dwarfs all man
can accomplish. To attempt improvement
would be preposteroua. But the property
may be preserved from DETACHMENT and its
usefulness as promotive of pleasure may be
enhanced,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

FARM T. Or, SALE.
TNoR SALE-l60 ACRES OF EXCELLENT Es&
farming and garden land, situated in ~
Placer county, four miles southeast Of New
castle. There are on the place commodious, hard
finished house, fruit-house, a well of excellent
water, plenty of timber acres Of orchard, acres
of vineyard all varieties of berries etc. Title per-
feet. For particulars inquire Of BERRY
MITCHELL, Newcastle. m5-lms
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25

In years to come without detriment, but with
advantage to its forests and Che grazing
privilege could. be utilized after the first few
years to the full extent of the actual food
supply above ground. By this means the
State will have magnificent mountain prop
erty with an income equal to all necessary
outlay, and the irrigators on the dry plains Of
Merced county below be blessed with water
supply for irrigation. Strip the watershed
of timber and the supply of water will fail
much earlier, while if sheep overrun it muddy
water will displace the beautifully clear, and
sand and gravel will obstruct the river chan
mel, causing the cutting away and overflow
and obliteration of the beautiful meadows
which now form an essential feature of the
landscape.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-05-25
TAILS, STOVES, RANGES, ETC,

The Bandbox-T The popular Millineff Establish.
ment. B. s. Hirscb Co., No. 74S Market street.
Strict attention to orders from the interior
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-12-13
The Electric Light.

The electric light has struck the
town and there is serious room for
doubt that it is such good thing
after all. For instance, it will serious
ly interfere with evening sparkling, and
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-12-13

There was a hand painted sign in
front of an uptown grocery in Chi
cago, which originally read in dark
rheumatic letters "Calt for Sail"
A very nervous and sensitive man
living around the corner, noticed at
once that it was wrongly spelled, and
spoke to the proprietor about it.
Hasn't that sign been changed yet,
Bill?' he inquired of his confidential
clerk. "No; guess not" "Well,
hang it all. j told the boy to fix il
last night {; gimme that marking pot, y
and rushing out of the store the board
soon bore the cabalistic words "Sault
for Cale."-Cheek.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-12-13

A worldly father, after the style Of
Lord Chesterfield, is giving good ad.
vice to the son who is about to enter
society. "And, above all, avoid fir
tations. But, if you must firt, OF
fall in love, sir, be sure that it is
with a pretty woman. 1t is always
safer" "Why?" Because some
other fellow will be sure to be attract
ed and cut you out before any harm
has been done. ."-Ex.