The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-05
CORRESPONDENCE.
DON IUAN.
He Has Ansther InfeFview with the Gsyerusr
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EHfrest. frs4 the BsSIc-ssnethiug aSeaf
Arcnrsox, Jan. 3, 1889.

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Dec. Miller, Etc.
ArcnrsoS, Jan. 3 1882
was greatly surprised. this morning, to see His
Excelleney, Governor John p. ST. John, drop down
into the cave. He came wholly unannouneed, and
unheralded.
@Happy New Year. exclaimed my hero with the
fierce moustache. "Hov've you been, since Eve
| been gone p
Jolly rs an oyster, Governor But thought You
were in Nebraska. imagined you were instrueting
the heather in that forsaksn and benigbted land
Of saloons and lagcr-beer Dutch. Whittier art thou
bound, my tiger lily-
"Ahr my boy" remarked he, adjusting his eve
glasses II made great eonquests in Nebraska I
believe have busted the saloon business there all
to atoms You no doubt read glowing accounts Of
my trip, in your eIehanges-
"fes, Governor, l read accounts of your TRIP in
my exchanges, and ! must remark, that they were
as glowing e dstillery on 6re-in fact, Governor.
they were more glowing than complimentary. Just
listen to this one:
s finished political shyser ever let oose by rsr
'ous bigosry to prey the creduy Of the people
THAT means you, Governor. The editorial con-
tinues:
By tnis tune, the little demagogues little mind was
nxs rage at the Herald for the Of the evening
md be did not fail to abuse lie about and personally Willy
ana s,aner its ed,or =, short intervals from the begin
70 the end Of his harangue In the st Of pauts
Of crew Of monkey faced Methodist bigots who had
and their holy thanks Almighty God that Sev arr
10. = other men was Dst however, until the seuth
sheet tthe Heral uith printing ten columns for whis
key vhere would print lines religion" that thry
aenss as saa Tse.s M..ss., s n.n
% SnterS1s with .pp.nse in prop@tion to the the
SANDER that IL naturally awakened great and con
tinued applause throughout the congregation" N''
"Ah, yes; the Herald. That's Doc. Miller's paper
why, do you know that used to know Doc. Miller
when he was low-down quack in Omaha, and
couldn't get trusted for a tallow candlei Fact
And ne calls nc o siouthhound, ehi Well, let him
rip said Just what thought of Aim, in his own
town. right among his whiskey minions, and the
contemplate coward dare not harm n hair of nv
head The Deity is taking of me. God has set
me to work in this cause, and imagine that
and the Deity can and will wine out the accur.cd
liquor traffic, at the proper time Do you intend re-
plying in the Buge to the insults east ON me by o
few insignificant, subsidized papers, whose editors
are known to be drunkards, pimps, gamblers, and
grossly immoral menf-
Make no mistake, Governor 1 am prepariup In
light down on 'em like a hungry niger on buck
wheat slapjack. Richelieu-I believe he's the chan
said, the pen is sharper than the two edged
sword and, although he made no mention of lead
pencils, guess he included them in his list Of sharp
things was just finishing up an editorial on that
very subject, when you dropped down the hole 40
suddenly. I'll read it to you:
are times when forbearance ceases to be virtue
either for that matter and when the hearts OF
BILE grief 'N "'"H III Illumination and unoonr0ilA'
That starts out splendid" remarked the Gov.
e'noi
Yes; i intended il should be effective Nou
Iist.n. "'
90,
enough TO chaw the heads off Of ten penny nails in ran
tankerosty. and bbbng boiling turgia Indignation and
nsnlt the apss Al "a 9s % hounds q Hades who
az don't und.-s,arJ -. ~as-SN
madnes. ~ ;r,.r-,,,,.5 a. y ~ eofnieu
aob ,b,, n,.an. a. s''I s' oernor
Farn.r. a.. au.,I "a -. sou
,,, :, eu " oa'0u 'ne
"ianser 'o.e'
"1os; well, go on
The Greenbackers claim that thousand millions Of
IN. osen dsSroyed and the BHys glad Of
& who 60 bowling and shrisking the
Hold uprr exclaimed the Governor. .,,.,,. III
this iumble about Greenbaelers got to do with mn,
or prohibitionr
"Ah, yes; see. A mistake Gov.rnor-ba,h.
ha and ,rhaf n mistake Go, a n,,. % -
hack editor;oI ,,;,.J ~, lei, a.. So
ing YOU. Here IL ia. all right nov.
Governor ST. John lately visited S.br,.s. and ,..,,
sne sskey hSns and tigers and other beass in their
oens 90 To speak as II were At Omaha q small raruad
stailon on the T. r. line, Doc Miller, who runs saloon
and little one horse newspaper got up in the church
where our noble Governor speaking and called him
euth hoGnd OF HI and miserable, fanatcal liar and
ken thef Yes fellow sinners-fUr all sinners
the Governor Of this great and glorious State OF Kansas
var Il mi sI s,I. =, me ne s1te oi Nebraska and
will be fOrcedreed say-to the conclusion that the
h. s M and are degenerate sous Of
freedom Chinese tea George The iii insult5 tb
and The people r kicked his tea overheard set
noat and ca,, NJ anu al siswed ths monster IN his
H'e, bnekle on their lovshares-"
s"orus' quietly remarked the Governor.
ms Is another appeal to the Changers, Govern
d. lou Know IN those days. they beat their plow-
'haresinto svordsi seef We must catch the Granger
vote il You want another term. seef
..pr.LIa a. ,,,. -,.--,
,ai.s,. - Ii pios sues anu resent this terrible
1isn.S W '"eH nomes' tneir AitArs' and their
.norf-
..r;y
"Fires.'
'Fires by arming tb.r,s.Iv.. ;r,o,,,, , |
ng in solid phasnS into the hoste tsrrary al, N.hrat
md then and thrre -Iay ent main i,rD;y u -, S
n.n kick hammer aud ererastngy jerk the dayIights
ign chief John Sd John resu'ea I" ilsu' our ro'er'
That's right to the mint remark eJ ,I. Co,orn-
but you don't rraII, mean tn stir mn .no,b.- ,r.r
10 Won r.