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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
Weeds Going TO Seed.

Just ut this season, whom caltYa-
ton is mostly over, and the man
crops harvested or LAID by, We are
most in Danger of allowing our old
enemies, tho weeds, to 90 to seed,
This is a most culpable and expen.
slve practice, entaillng untold labor
in future years. We have had in
hand the present season, an old gar
don, where every wood was left IN
disturbed. and no crop was planted
last year. Their name is legion Of
almost every variety that infests
Connecticut soil, and some that We
never mot elsewhere. Pig-weed,
wildwood, dock and burdock, dan.
delion, fenncl, mustard, quack. grass,
plantation, pursIaln, jack in the pull
PIT, mallows, and divers other sorts
have sprung up in their season, and
disputed possession with the crops
planted. There is only ono excel,
lcnce about them, they insure fire.
quont cultivation of all crops, if you
would have any harvest. The Ia
Dor of subdulng one years seeding
of these pests il immense, In tho
garden especially, no weed should
ever be allowed to 60 to seed.
When one crop is of, put in anoth.
CT and when the last is gathered,
pillow, or rake, or harrow, and let
the frost have free play at the soil.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
Not to be Discouraged.

At Dalton, Ga, they pointed out
an old darkey who was to BIO mar
ried that evening and | took a seat
beside HIM on the depot platform
and sand
"Unele Reuben, is it true that you
are to be married tonight p
eyes, sah-yos, sab, you's hit it
'zactly right, sab"
"Wero you over married before p
"Why, bross your soul, boy, dis
will be my 10th wife"
"How long since your last one
died p
Jist free weeks nex' Saturday. !"
Isn't 1t pretty sudden, when you
have been a wldower only two
weeks 7"
81 reckon not, sab. | doan' SEQ
how | kun help de ole woman any by
trabblin' round alone"
"And they tell me that you are
over 70 years old p
"Yes, sah--Pzo risin' offs"
"And you don't oven own a
chicken p
"No, sab"
"And the bride is as badly off as
yourself /"
"Jist 'zaetly, sab"
"Don't the future look little
dark to your"
See heah, white man, replied the
old chap, as he slid to the ground
and brushed the dust off his coat,
tails, Il doan' like dat sort o. argy-
ment lie ole and poo an doan'
know much, but amt do sort of q
fule to take 10th wife widoud
making all 'rangemonts to board
wld her ladder an gin him my note
whenober anythln' am due {! 'Spozo
Ize gwine to be sleopin' IN ionco-
co'ners an hbin' on green apples
kase my las ole woman TUX a no.
shun TO die +? No, sab! l isn't dat
SQUIRT of a mourner Izo got to dat
aigo whar' lie got to be tookon car
of if has to marry free wives to
do it,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
Putting Away Tools.

The wearing out OF farm implc'
monts Is, as n rule, due more to neg.
leet than to use. II tools can be we'll
taken care OF, it will pay to buy
those made of the best stool, and fin
ished in the hest mannerY but in
common hands, and with common
care, such are little advantage. Iron
and steel parts should bs cleaned
with dry sand and cob, or serapod
with piece OF soi: IRON, washed
and oiled if necessary, and IN a day
or two cleaned Off with tho eorn-eob
and dry sand. Finally paint tho
iron pat with rosin and beoswax,
in the proportion Of 4 of sosln, to !
OF wax, melted together and applied
hot. This is good tor the iron or
steel parts Of every sort of tool
Wood work should BIO painted with
good, boiled, llnseed oil, white lead
and turpentino, eolored of any dc.
sired TINT; red is probably tho best
color, koop the cattle away until
tho paint Is dry and hard, o. they
will hek, with death us the result,
If it ia not desired to use paint on
hand tools, tho boiled oil with tur.
Pontino and liquid drior, does Just
as we'll. Many prefer to satarato
tho woodwork of farm implements
with crude Petroleum. This can
not be used with color, but Is APP.
pliod by itsolf, SO long as any Is alb
sorbed by the pores Of the wood
[ American Agricultural.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09

A cunning old coon hunter who
had praeticed many severe joke
upon such incredulous victims as he
could persuade to accompany him
on his hunting excursions by day
and night, met his match or one &C.
casion at least. 1t was during q
hunt for raccoons, and when for a
companion the old scamp had a sim,
pie, weak minded fellow, with
whom he thought he could have n
nights fun. Old Jack, DC the hunt
or was called, possessed dog who
was never known to bark up a tree
unless there was game there. Upon
this night the dog barked at a big
oak with q hole In tho butt. Jack,
feeling sure there was q coon in the
hole, told his companion to get
down on the ground and reach IN
with his hand and pull the rabbit
out that was sure to be there. Sam
obeyed, but very quickly pulled out
his arm and told old Jack that there
was a rabbit IN the hole sure enough,
| but as his arm was too short could
lust touch It's cotton tail. Old Jack
fred up at this intelligence and was
soon down fiat upon the ground, ran
IN his long, lank arm 10 haul out the
rabbit. Hardly had his arm enter.
ed the hole before 1t was ierked out
again with howl Of pam. In O
terrible rage he yelled at Sam, why
damn it's a coon and it has bitten me
terribly 'Oh, that's all right no
Piled Sam 1T bit mo, too
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09

buyin'lt in and startin' a theatre
with moral show and two matt
nees, but guess nothin'll como OF
IT."
GLOW did you eeFno to know so
much about it? Woep you there g''s
The old man paal8altma moment
and looked at his intea npt5F.
"l'm deacon IN khat church, /"
said he, "an il you ~ 70 como to
that trial Monday and Apsssasaround,
yea think I'd been in tho Rlcinlty
,apysay ri Eagle.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
The Singing Tree.

The singing tree OF Queensland
Is a luxurious shrub, pleasing to the
eye but dangerous to the touch. IL
grows from two or three inches to
ten or fifteen feet in height, aud
omits a disagroeable odor. Says a
traveller
Sometimes, while shooting tur-
keys in the scrubs, | have entirely
forgotten the singing tree till was
warned of It's close proximity by ITS
smell, and have often found myself
in little forest OF them. | was
only once stung, and that very
lightly. Its effects arc curious il
leaves no mark, but the pain is
maddoning; and for months after
ward the part when touched is ten
der IN rainy weather, or when 1t
gots wet in washing, etc. / have
seon man who treats ordinary pain
very lightly roll on the ground ID
agony after being stung, and have
known horse 30 completely mad
after getting into a grove of trees
that he rushed open-mouthed at cv
cry ono'who approached hun, and
had to DO shot Dogs, when stung
will rush abont whining pltoously
biting pieces from tho atfcctcC
parts.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
Making Love IN the Choir

She sat on the steps of the organ loft
just after The second hymn.
And through nave and choir to the cool gra,
spire
The sound rose faint and dim,
As they settled themselves in the church be
low
For the sermon that followed next,
And seated myself at the altos side
AS the parson took his te..t.
| marked the tender flush of her cheek.
And the CLEAN Of her golden hair,
The snowy ksrehief round her neck - :
And her throat all white and bare.
A throat so white that indeed it might
An aneh9rite ent'ce.
And 9aintly heard the parsons word
As he preached of Paradise.
My arm stole gently around her waist
Until our fingers met,
And fitting blush madc the tender flush
OF her cheek grow deeper yet.
Snowy and fair the hand beneath,
And brown the palm above,
And the brown closed softly over the white
AS the parson spoke of love.
All, who is wise when deep blue eyes
Meet his and look eoyly down
Who would but drink, nor care to think
OF envy's Jealous frown?
Twas but to bend tin felt her breath
Grow warm on my check, and then
My lips just softly touched her own
As the parson said amen
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
A Bllnd and Deaf Kentuck-
ian.

Though Morrison Heady, OF Ken.
lucky, is blind Us bat and deaf as
la post, he Is marvel OF mechanical
dexterity, OF inventive genious, and
of clear and quick cogitauon. Ono
seeing him walk the streets of Louis
vile with head erect and strong
tread, holding a little boy by the
hand, would not suspect his disabili-
lies, nor, Watching him at the eoun.
7 ter Of a hardware Store purchasing
a knife, would an observer think
anything OF tho matter, unless he
happened to note that the dealer
spoke no word, but only touched
the hand of the customer. Among
his inventions Is leather glove
with the letters OF the alphabet
painted on ii. You can tall; to him
rs fast as you can touch those letters
with tho end of your finger. An
other Of his inventions is a mechan-
zeal writIng-machlne, with which he
can write and others can transcribe.
The machine prieks its way along
the paper, and he can read bis own
writing by the sense of touch. 9th
ers can use tho machine to write out
for him anything not procurable in
blind typo, and he can then read it
with his fingers and indirectly have
access to the literary gems which
would otherwise be a sealed book to
him. Usually a blind man can hear,
bat il is useless TO read to Heady.
His speech is as clear and sharp as
that Of q man OF education, combin-
ed with great force and will and
perfect faculties. Since he cannot
hear himself speak the fact is are
maskabIe psychic puzzle for the
best Of Va learn accuracy of pronun-
citation and distlnetness of enunola.
ton by dint of long practice and
study, educating ourselves by the
and of our ears and eyes. Among
his other accomplishments this man
numbers the art Of poetry. Several
years ago ho published a volume OF
poetry, We have just received 3
pamphlet Of twenty pages contain.
ing some selections from his unpub-
hshed compositions. At every
point he rs master. Iamblc penta-
meter rolls from his machine as east
y as iambic tetrameter rlppled from
SCOTS pen, The reader who has
never soon this mans poetry will DO
incredulous, buta glance down a
few pages Of hexameter will con.
vince any one that Heady can write
any sort of poetry he likes.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
Edith's Birthday Present.

Horny wish you would give
me dollar or two, Mrs. Harris
SAID to her husband, as she stood IN
the hallway helping hun on with
his overaOat.
What for ? he asked, in a tone
which was not encouraging.
TO get doll for Edith. To-day
IS her birthday, and 1 would like to
surprise her,
~ dollar for doll what extrav-
agance Beside, Edith is too old
for a doll
why. Henry, she is only 10, and
she is so fond of her old one
Il cant help 1t; can't afford 1t.
You're enough to ruin any man.
Henry the wife SAID indignant
ly, you could afford it, and great
many other things, f you would let
Jones liquor, saloon alone
The man WINGED. you're always
harping on that he returned, 60
ing out and shutting the door vio-
lently. But no knew that what she
said was true,
Papa, papa p a childish voice call
ed, and Edith flew across the lawn.
'Yon naughty papa, going without
a kiss for me, and on my birthday,
too ! she laughed, and lifted her
bright face to his.
The trown on his face faded. lie
stopped and kissed her.
Here he said, putting his hand
into his pocket and drawing out u
silvor half dollar, give this to yeur
mother, and tell her it is all the
change have. She may get what
she likes with it,
what did he mean p the child
asked later, as she handed the mon.
ely to her mother.
Il wanted to get you wax doll
for your birthday present, but
20, mamma! Edith interrupted,
delighted.
Papa cannot afford 1t. He has
| givon this to buy present instead.
What shall we get with it2'
Il don't know, mamma. l do
want the dolly so much
'Yos, dear, but you cannot have
it now. | will ask Santa Claus TO
bring you one Christmas
Woll,' with little sigh, Il guess
I'll take book
Fifty cents will not buy much OF
a book
what will it buyY
You might get game, or a set OF
tin dishes, or a pocket-book, or a
box OF candies, or somo now hair
ribbons, or sorap-album.'
20, mamma! III take the scrap.
album
Ivory well, whom you return from
school this afternoon will 90 with
you, and you may choose one
But whom Edith came home from
school her mother said to hor Lit
tie girl, your papa sont mo home
some moro money, so have bought
your birthday present for you
as it Il doll, mammaP
ASK me no questions and I'll tell
you no hes Mrs. Harris answered
laughing.
when will you give 1t to NOR
When yeur father returns
You can easily guess Edith was
impatient Tor the return Of her faith
or, and while she is waiting for him
shall tell you how he came to sond
] the extra uoney home to his wife
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09

Bill Nye's now book is named
"Tho Forty Liars" 1t Is,supposed
to be history of some political in
vest cation.
A negro shot a white man in
North Carolina for refusing to drink
with him. It's the first case of the
kind ever known in North Carolina
mot the shooting, but the refusing
TO drink.
A school toachor was asking her
little guIs the other day questions
in regard to The growth OF plants
and on putting the question, What
makes the flowers? one of them
promptly answered, "the buds"
In illustration of patience, Texas
Siftings remarks with profound Wis
dom that water can BIO held in \
sieve by waiting till it freezes Or
you can cross river dry shod, by
sitting on the bank until thu water
runs by.
A blue law made it criminal Of
tense for q man to kiss his wife on
Sunday, 80 says the Elmira Free
Press, and on that day the pilgrim
Ipapas had to content themselves
with kissing the wives Of their
nolghbors
Mr.. Rosebloom owns forty-acre
lot on the hillside near the English
mill, northeast Of the town Of Reno,
| Nevada, and last week he plowed
up ten acres for a garden. We'd
ncsday's wind blow the ten acres of
pIowed land away and Lott nothing
but rocks. IIo had tho remaining
thirty acres loaded down with
heavy mortgage, or ho wouldn't
have had a farm the next morning.
A lady of our acquaintance has
been in quito fooble health for many
years with some complaint peculiar
to the sex became emaCiated-lost
her appotito-was melancholy
slccplcss-cross and frctigL Many
years suffering indicated that all
medicines wore q failure. Some one
suggested the use of Dromgoole's
EnaiiSb Female Buffers, as it was not
la patcnt nor q secret remedy, itw
used, and 4cvcn bottles affect
| cure.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
ADVERTISING RATES.

All Local or business notices, except those
calling attention to new Advertisements. will
be CHARGED for attheEate eeHlsper line
each insertion.
Professional Cards six dollars peFannum.
Marriageand Obituary notices, not to eI-
eeed SIX lines, free, all over that amount ten
cents per line.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09

When an Oil City man went down
to Pittsburgh, and had so much bus.
mess with tho boys each night that
he didn't unpack his valisc, he tool,
prooauuon while coming homo to
take his now night shirt out of the
bag and carefully rumplc it up. Ho
worked at it for half an hour when
it looked as if no bad slept IN it ov-
cry minute since ho left homo.
Speaking Of it to tho boys aftor-
wards, BIO said the scheme would
hayo worked well enough, only
when bis wife camo TO examine it
sho found the slooges s'arahod tight.
iv together
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09

Are you suffering from indigos.
tion2 If so ask your druggist for q
bottle of SHERMAN's PRICKLY ASH
BIrrERs. Taken rs directed il will
cure you. These Bittors hayo now
been before tho public for a number
of years, have been thoroughly
triod, and give entire satisfaction.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09

nWhy am 1 not like an empty
bag, dearest 2" asked a married man.
"Glve 1t up, eh! Because it can
stand when lta full old ! cant"
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-09-09
DON'T WASTE Money

On trashy extracts when you can
buy a lasting perfume SO delightful.
~ fragrant and refreshing "a Flores.
ton Cologne
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-04-08
she Forlot she ra, Mlrricd.

II is related Of an absent minded Young
lady that. having been duly married, sho
started oG on her bridal tour. The party
stopped at 4 Western city. So far, good
Some time in H.. night there came a succes.
sion OF terrible slIricks from the room occu-
pied by the bride and groom, and the clerks,
porters and employees generally rushed up
stair. only 70 inec; frantic female figure,
clad in shi:e. q e. ns in despsrate haste from
her apartment. cTyIng: "Oh, there's a man
in ny roYmw The clerk rushed in and
found the groom l..i Gi-rObcd, standing in
the ,.icd. o; the floor, one boot on and tho
o:h,r in lis lrn1, IL. picture Of amaze
me-it. lie explained that he had just come
no .i.ir. and .aa iD tic act OF undressing.
lis ri;e having previously retired. when
.fe suddenly a,oke with shriek and fed.
What uss Tic m.ttcr?" asked the clerk.
"DA;nfno," s.d the husband. Just then
tie -sldc. eny-lofed in huge bed-spread
procured :0r b = by the cham maid, came
lack, lookin. very red and foolish, and in
bali a minute she explained the mystery by
sly.ng: oh, Fred, forgot ! was married,
ard when awoke was 80 frightened. -
Chicago Inter OcsaR.
The above probably ought to be accepted
as a true story because it appears in the
newspapers, but-wo don't believe 4 word
Of Il
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-04-08

der microscopic .8.lysss snd w@s shOhini
the -sul.ats .aat 49, i-dicsiion. Of t1i' ;cr
rible mslscy were In oraer ;, GrAw th'
contrast betsa,n heslti.y sni unhe:.:hy flu
ids h- had pro,id.! $ ,i.i the contents o
which were Grawa .ron his orn person.
And nov, gentleman he said, * We have
seen the unhealthy indications; | will show
yon howit sppears IN IA state o; perfect health,
and he submitted his own fluid 70 the unu
sual test. As he watched the results hi;
countcnance suddenly cbSngcd-his coiol
and command both lett him and trembling
voice he said Gentlemen, have made a
painful discovery: have Bright's disease OF
the kidneys, and in less than q year be wa
dead"
"Yoa believetheu thatit has no symptoms
of It's own and IS frequently death Is the first
symptom. The slighics. indications o. any
kidney difficulty should be enough To strike
terror 70 any one. KNOW what sm talk
ing about for have been through al the
stage OF kilncy disease
"Tou know Of Dr. Henions casef'
"Ycs. have both read and heard Of IT,
at is very wonderful Is it not.'
"A very prominent ease but no more SO
:hau a great many others that have come t
ny notice as having been cured hy thesamC
means"
you believe then tha. BrighFs disease
can bo cured.
81 know j, can. know it from The ex-
perience Of hundreds Of prominent person.
who were .iven up % die BY both their
physicians and friends"
"Yau spcak Of vour own experience, what
was it2'
"a fearful one. had felt languil unfit
ted Tor business for years. ba' | did not
know wist aiicd noe. When, however,
found ii WAS kidney difficulty ] though ther,
Wa little hope and sn did the doctors.
haye since learned that oneof The physicians
OF this oity pointed ne out toa gentleman
ou the street one day, saying: 'there goes u
man vii, be dead within a year. J believe
his woTis would have proven trda II i had
not fortunately secured and used tl.c remedy
now known as Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure"
And Ills caused you 60 manufacture it?'
"No, il caused me to investigate. ] wcn'
% the principal cities with Or. CTlg the d.
cuvcrcr, and saw the phySciaus prescribing
lui usiue IL, and saw Dr. Crag WAS unabl,
with his iaciiitiC, % supply the medicine Ia
inar,slnds who wanted H. ] therefore de-
tcfmined, a. duty owed human'iy ani
the suffering. 20 bring IL within III ir ,eacl
lni noy iii, Sn ,wlin every part Of America
J, sold IN every drug store and has become Il
household necessity
The reporter le.t }ir. Warner much in
pres .cd wi;h the cMuc'tncs> and sincerity Of
hi- statements and next paid visit g. Oc :
\ baltimore. ~ bis residence on Prince
Street Dc. Lutin,rc. although bl,i.y en-
,arel u2on s1me mlttcrs conntc'c ; with th,
state Board Of Health, Of which he is one %
the analysts cour,eously answered The qucs-
lions that were ropoundod him:
Did YOU make chemical analysis Of the
case OF SIR. II. II. Warner some three year
ago. Doctor2'
"Nc. All