Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-29

| - VIZ c1OCtAOll u AtbSISf new
house at the intersection of Cherry
and School House streets.
Appointment Austin politician woke
up his colored man few nights ago.
snd told him to search the house, as
he was sure there was burglar on
the premises The darkey hunted
the house all over and reported rs
follows Colonel, / has. hunted
from top to bottom, and ef dar is any
spieious character 'ceptin' you in de
house, I can't find him. ."-1eras Siff.
ings.
Huxley says there was time when
men walked ON ali fours. We believe
you, Huxley, for we have seen them
do 1t when they were little. There
was also time when man walked on
the palm OF his hands and held his
legs up in the air The time we re-
fer to Is after the boy has seen the
clown do it. If there is anything
else regarding man of which the
public is Ignorant, the columns of
our paper are at the disposal of Hux-
ley, at our usual advertising rates.
Teas Sitting.
The Norristown Herald remarks
Miss Rarluabel, a native of India,
aged 20, is said to be the most learn
ed lady in the world, being able to
read write and talk in twelve Ian
suases besides being up in mathe-
matics, astronomy and history. Ali
the same, if she can't work green
edged dogs on canvass and paint
flowers and bugs on plaques and sew
on a suspender button so that it will
stay there a week, the practical part
of her education has been neglected.
When man finds DO starch in his
shirt bosom an apology in twelve
Languages doesn't scothe him much.
This took place in the Hartford
Court-"How old was the cat!" ask
ed the attorney. II don't know was
the answer. How old do you think
she was2" 1T was tom eat" Il
didn't ask about the sex of the cat i
l asked how old It was" ''Well, how
old was that cat p Il tell you I don't
know. Well how old do you thinkl
"Oh, I can't tell" ''You can tell how
old you think she was" u tell you
l don't know ''Now," said the at
torney, Il want plain answer to a
plain question. How old do you think
that cat was 2 The witness looked
straight at the attorney, whose shin
ing bald head was the most promi-
nent feature ef his figure, and calmly
said 'Oh, / cant guess how old the
cat was, butrEe was old enough to be !
bald-headed."
On Saturday evening, the 25th
inst, Joseph Rothrock, with his
horse and spring wagon left town |
for home Jonas Kaufman was in 1
the road ahead OF him with his team. |
AIr. Rothroek attempted to pass him
and III the act of doing so. his wag-
on ran to fa- up on the bank, along (
side the road, which caused it 10 /
turn up side down. Rothrock was |
thrown ont He was Slightly hurt on .
the one side of his head. The horse /
with the wagon attached ran on in
the direction they had been going, /
the upset wagon striking John Sto-
ners wagon, but doing it no damage. I
The horse was stopped before it /
went far. The wagon being upside
down While the horse was running,
the seat, and the whole bed Of /
it were torn off, and all the springs
under the bed broken. The shafts
OF the wagon were also broken while
the wheels and axles were sound.
The horse Has unhurt. The wreck !.
was taken home behind another
wagon.
The Juniatl County Teachers In
stitute viii be convened in the Court
House in this place, December IL
1882, and hold sessions from day to
day till DsceHber Is 1882, on which
date adiOUrnE ent will take place. A
corps CT experienced instructors have
been engaged FOR the occasion. On
the list OF inst uctors ae the name
cf S. b. Heiges of Shippensburg, y.
{. Schaefer, ki tztown, w W. Wood
Haf. Bucks c., ". +. Sheeder,
Miffiintown, De id Wilson and J. J.
Patterson, Airy View Academy, J. II.
Duncan, AIair5ovn Academy, Col
G f. McFarlaG7 McAlisterville Aea-
dsny.
Rev. George / 1enaugh, Rev. E. z
Berry, and ReF.AV Smith have been
invited to do thequblic praying for
the Institute.
On Monday eEe.ling, ". ". Wood (
ruff, VIII deliver a. address, subject, |
Teachers Needs
On Tuesday eTer ing, S. B. Heiges
viii lecture or 75he subject of
'.BarzGers Broken j OWN
On Wednesday evening, n. c. |,
will leo5uIs on the subject, 4
'.Pest.llozzi, The Fog lder of Popular
/
On Thursday evenng. Col. J. =.
win lecture On the subject,
London and Paris IL War Times
On Friday evening u. c. Hense-
will lecture on the subject Of,
'.IFives of Some Famoas Men
An other r-oure of bodil7 ailment by {
to God, is reported to the /,
Huntingdon Monitor by IN uncle OF .
he editor from Tower Hi, Shelby i
county, Ill:no;Ee. the letter was |
written to tba editor by Robert I
Fleming on tie 10Th day OF Novem- q
Der, 1872, and speaks Of tho person {
and the cure as follows: !
,Ers. James liille1 has had Q most ;
.smarkable experie4ce recently. As
you are aware, she .has been an inval- G
y ! /. ,Gfi -,