Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-01-18

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Sweet Home-A beehive.
Better be begyar than ignorant.
For cut flowers, 30 to 400 King street.
Best family coal at o22 W. Front street.
Clocks and photo, frames at S9c. store.
India shawls are much in use for portiere
Try l3radford'S Re1dy- Mixed Cottag
OOlOrs.
The cheapest roof paint, at Bradford
Paint Store.
A. y. In lady's diploma means, ''af {
Bachelors"
: Parker, cupping and teaching, los E. SCI
! ond street.
: The 'lap of luxury" is when the cat get
Into the cream,
Clean and polish your furniture with Brad
f0rd's Furniture Polish.
Paint your houses with pure Kent Lead
ground by James Bradford.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at E.
Hanfs l5 East Fourth street.
Get yourselfa file. rule and cigar with
chunk Of tobacco at Mullins.
Use the Crown Axle Grease, the best In tn,
market,at James Brad tords.
1t Is surprising how many people there
are who do not like to work between meals.
Get your photographs at Holland gallery
No. Third street. two doors East Of Market
Slime card photographs for &l, atAolland'.
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
find that with light meals my health i'm.
proves, said the Exluimaux, and down wen,
another candle.
For sale-a frst.class piano the property
Of a la ty about to travel with rosewood case
and carved legs.
Three most difficult things are--.o keep Il
secret TO 70 get an injury, and to make good
use Of leisure.
1t is computed that freight train enters
New York eve-y fifteen minutes each tr,in
averaging thirty five cars
Ifyeu want first class parlor suit made
| 10 order for q low price, 10 to W. W. Wood.
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
The story of II man who had nose so large
that he couldn't blow it without the use oi
gunpowder is said to he a hoax.
The Family Favorise Flour, Wholesale and
retail, at K'mble's, Front ana Madison sts.,
and also the best spring wheat flour.
A man who was asked why husbands quit
courtiny their wives, said it was because 9TH
or men can do 1t 50 much nicer.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, &c
to l.. +. Adair's 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
Ifa man Is on his way to the woods to com
init suicide, and Il bull suddenly gives chase,
the chances are that he will ran for his life.
Although salt air IL considered healing il
isn't good taste to keep barrel Of salt mack
erel on the parlor centre table.
That new comet is coming, head down and
| tail up, for the earth. Thank heaven, We, have
| n clear conscience, anyhow.
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Sleep" Well, rather, II you are hung by
your tr0u3e's OF. "a spiked fence.
when New Orleans man wanted HIS pie
ture in an heroic attitude, the artist painted
him in the attitude of refusing to drink.
An Irishman, watching game Of base bal
was sent to the grass by d foul. "A foul. was
1t: Bcgorri, thought it was mule ~
The army worm got as far a. Boston when q
miss with eyeglasses called 1t by its right
name. 1t Immediately laid down and died
The idea that nothing harder than da
monds can be made has been expl0dcd--a st
Louis bride having baked batch of biscuits
Severe-Frugal landlord OF boarding house
- Coming home to dinner. Mr.. own y
Hearty boardcr-"Wel perhaps. III don't
feel hungry
II A postmaster asking the cause Of dsa.
greeable smell. the 1act .ious otfice-boy re
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ters,'
There are men in this world who never
make use Of their opportunities. They cou,
not wcighthh chances o! cceaS II they had
as many scales as fish.
I 1t is said that thirty persons in small
town in Michi:s an were poisoned recently by
eating sauSageS. 1his comes from leaving
brass collars On dogs
Buffalo girls marry in $l50 stocking, but
they are no happier than Arkansas ,lainSelS,
who stand up to be vokcd in hose that will
sell two pair for Il quarter.
"Itis vcrv remarkable unused II Rowery
pawnhroxcr the other day. show many Of
these olt-of-wrk actors come here to S, out
Shakespeare
whats the matter with little Johnnie
this morning ~ "Sure, nam, the boys sick;
ne tumb!cd Htf one OF them wheels without a
carriage to it,"
A fashion writer says Little hoys and
airls are considered part Of bridal process
sin nowadays This appears to be little
| too previous,
You gain more knowledge from shrcwd,
though iliterate man, than from a pedantic
scholar there is generally more nourishmen'
in n mess Of oatmeal porridyc than in a cost
ly pudding.
| A Virginia lady refuses to marry bald
head ed man. though he is IL mi liOnairc She
explains. "We'd have family nVht some
time and no hair to catch mold o.
Base ball Is PLAYED by eighteen persons
wearing shirts ana drawers. They scattc,
around tlcid and Try to eaten cann n nal,
covered with raWhide: !he game 'S 10 1e'
people to pay to come inside the renee.
"Comc now, it is time for you to 20 to bed. y
said nm Austin lady to her little children
"you must no to bed, Don't YOU know all lit
tic chickens nave gone I" heu = Yes, put
'"e '"' ".n "'',' WV,
Smith Brother, NO. Ill west second ST.
are selling their entire STOCK OF rlcLure
Frames, &C very cheap, ana those ueslrinR