The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-10-26

"CHxsr protectors GOOD padlocls.
DrREcrroS for an organ recital Mind
puur stops
CnxAruHzs that can not have muel,
sheek--PigG
WIZ il 3 bubble like bruise2 Be-
cause it comes from blow.
Do NOT he astonished at anything.
This u freak country.
A WOMAN who goes to church to show
her sealskin sacque is sacque-religious.
SoME men want but little here below,
but they want it in long strips, so to
speak.
SHAKsPsARf's "Scvea Ages of Man
Mess age, luggage, saus.age, ramp
age, marriage, pareut-age aud dot-age.
A PITTSBURGH man r.nie two unsuc-
Oessful attempts - ! himself. He
had probably he II his life
i time.
A fArure Of tn IS and five
dauglit, - WAS as 4, 81 family he
had. 30 answer vas II nave three
sons na,a .aey '.sy. escI 81, sisters. :"
"MercyT replied es.terrogator,
"sich family
n 4EDITATIVE l'a WlS roaming
through an anatfu. ., ,nuxeum and
-. - ~
C1.0 aciooN 7s''' -. oonhey.
"Ah r. he sod III E.'svs ltial awe. as he
odi,,stod hi. taot..t & !! ..'aa ssua ap.
-, !,
indeed fearfuGy Giiti "o.sloffillly made.
An Irishman and Scotchman were
once taking GD0ut the sun ana moon !,
the latter ass.art.ad ti,at e,f tho two linn,
:.a,o,,s a. 80, - a. 80 .,.ne..I
mAk1c5 tuc sun VINO. tuc 'Alobe useful.
To this Pat replied, How can that be?
for, sure, doesn't the NOM shine when
it's dark? and tho Ii 'ny makes his
appearance WI :. 1855" '5, at any
rate. 1.ne
"I HAVE no pqtisn~ ~, man who
can't remember - lgnver than
it's being tod Fin ay med Jones
impatiently "UoS. "a. carry a thing
in my mind m,nt,a, if need be-
"You're q lucky o. .o:.es." remarked
Prendergast. quit II isn't every
body that lis 81. ma. r. M in his mind
~ you have, you know"
.ys me.
She was the prsstie.t gir,, weea,
That Ts n moss, vys, n.a EYER ;css seen;
Her bangs were cur ID With nandoiins.
@ Her cheeks were snea e. WITH v.ssIins,
Hsr sses W. ~ s.sh' a IN s s.a nhe u'nune
Der gloves were c..aaed with s.sa,us,
shs wore e., dress .s,s q g srs sa;; in
Her pstticoat xas bnhabszine, ....
H aer 100. M.s ENC, snoc os K ,. oosane,
She ssiisi away fr..nl Ma~casins, .'
In . ship they call q brisantine.
IN 11 thar sha , KY R naue ,.
where they were married BY the dean,
And hv.d on 'e'm.rT"ir hin
g. A GRAY HAIR was espied among the
raven locks OF charming young lady.
''Oh, pray pull it out ]! she exclaimed.
II pun ~ out Ten more Will come TO
the 1unera' rePiiea tne one VINO mad
MADE tne discovery. fluck 1t out,
nevertheless, salo 'le oar k-nalred DAM
sci. IT'S no consequence now many
come 70 tne inhefa'' provided they all
come In black. ..-.-
q 81 SHALL feel lonely. dearest. when
Won are gone, said a young husband. "a
he put his wife on a railway carriage for
the seaside. and clincing to her fondly.
awaited the signal Of departure. "Char.
liz, DEAR" si,e answered. reassuringly,
II have provided against all that.
Mamma will come andstay with You until
I return; and, as she's very timid, you'll
remain at home of an evening and keep
each other company"
The bakers cant was standing bv the
door minus tn. baker Iittle ehernh
climbed up. and. looking into the boxes
feasted her eves on %. 4. i.s and ;umbIes
,innumeruble. ooh! lise a good mind
yery wrong" said the nurse. reproyino-
w "The taker WON'T sea me y "Rnt