The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-08-25

IL is SAID tnat when Bedouln cnle1taln, clau
in full toggery, is seen by civilized troops for
the first time, they take him for a procession
of Knights Templars going to a funeral, and
take off their hats and make respectful signals
to him, instead of shooting him.-Burlington
Hawkeye.
Trouble Saved.
1t as a remarkable fact that THOMAS EC-
LEcTRIc OIL is as good for internal as exter-
nal use. For diseases of the lungs and throat,
and for rheumatism, neuralgia, crick in the
back, wounds and sores, it is the best known
remedy, and much trouble is saved by having
it always on hand.
A clam factory near Coney Island utilities
old rubber hose in the production of the mol
lusk and when they are fried they are consid-
| cred more nutritious than the genuine article,
| and that is the only way the fraud can be de-
| tected.-Nerristown Herald.
To the rescued Your liver is in trouble,
| Wheat Bitters will correct it. Remember
| this.
'sHow far is it to Manayunk?" asked weary
Irishman, who was going there afoot. "Seven
miles, was the reply. "Whom do you wish
/ 10 S66 LQ6r6g 'fa1LQ. IS m6SlI La lOlk W
| see there" was the retort.- Philadelphia Quiz.
st is the common observation that the
standard of natural health and normal activity
among American women, is being lowered by
the influence of false ideas and habits of life,
engendered by fashionable ignorance and lux
urious living. 1t is happy circumstance that
Mrs Lydia Pinkham has come to the front
to instruct nd cur he sufferers of her sex.
dealer advertises in an anglers paper,
"F'lies, reels, rods, tods tobacco whiskey and
all other requirements for anglers" If the
fisherman has full supply of tobacco and
whiskey, he might dispense with rods and
reels. Fish have such queer tastes.-Norris-
town Herald.
Intelligent mothers give their weak grow
ing girls Healy's Tonic Pills and spare them
weeks of sickness. See advt. on this page.
Severe periodical Congestive Headaches of
twenty years standing have been cured by
Cephaline.
Gan Arkansaw editor, in retiring from the
editorial control of newspaper, said, at is
with feeling of sadness that we retire from
the active control of this paper, but we leave
orr journal with a gentleman who is ADLER
than we are financially to handle it. This gen.
tleman is well known in this community. He
is the sheriff.-Arkansaw Traveller.
Hop Plasters are sold by all druggists in the
United States and Canada, 25 cents each or
for 81, and are guaranteed to be the hest in
the markets. Avoid cheap worthless goods.
The best time to go fishing is when there is
mackerel sky.-Lowell Courier.
That feeling OF languor and debility that
follows physical exertion, removed by using
Browns Iron Bitters,
Consumption finds quick victims in the
weak. Strengthen your system against this
and all other kinds of disease by using Wheat
Bitters.
No man that ever lived can clinch an argu-
ment without riveting his opponents atten-
tion.-Andrewss American Queen.
Ask your physician and he will tell you that
for all the elements which give health, strength
and vigor to the system, there is nothing bet
used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bit
tiers.
An undertaken may know nothing OF the
science of pugilism, but he can lay out friend
beautifully.-N. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
The success which has attended the use OF
Swedish Botanic Compound warrants us to
say that for purifying and enriching the blood,
and creating an appetite, strengthening and
zenovating the whole system, nothing surpass-
es that great remedy.
Vic. woodruff is still candidate for the
presidency of the United States. So is Gener-
al Pratt The chances are reported to be about
even.-Lowell Citizen.
Do you wish a beautiful complexion? Then
use Ayers Sarsaparilla. 1t cleanses and purl-
fes the blood, and thereby removes b]otches
and pimples from the skin, making it smooth
and clear, and giving it bright and healthy
appearance.
The sight of fat man trying to look grace
full in bathing suit is what makes the little
baldheaded fishes stand on their tails and grin.
philadelphia Chronicle-Herald.
Remember Glenn's Sulphur Soap presents
all the advantages of sulphur baths at cheap
rate. 'sHill's Hair and Whisker Dye, '50 cents.
The Boston Post in an obituary notice
learnedly remarks that DIR. Franz Hoffman
was the "most popular jugends in
Germany" This is a terrible charge to bring
against dead man.-W Washington Post.