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The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Mr.. CLEMENS KNowLToN, of Falmouth,
Ky, writes: . / was quite an invalid, afflicted
with complication of diseases that sho wed
tendency to weaken and exhaust my brain and
nervous system. found myself quickly cured
by using a bottle of DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and SarsaparilIa- Tt has given perfect
tone and real strength to every part of my
body, and my blood is free from all impurity."
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Nature is always providing her
compensations. just as beef is so high
that Barnum's giant, Captain Bates,
can hardly reach it, a bed of hard CLAIMS
two miles long has been discovered in
Long Island Sound. AS if Providence
meant to signify that this was to make
up for the scarcity of beef, the CLAIMS
are deposited in Cow Bay.-DetrOtt
Free Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
a crIRIous incident occnrred Id Paris

A CURIOUS incident occurred at Paris the
other day. A couple had come to be married,
and the Mayor having completed the cere-
mony, was proceeding to read the regulations
from the Code on Civil Marriage, when the
bridegroom, interrupting said: " Pardon,
NJ. lie Marie, but I think, now that we are
really welded it is needless to read us about
the law of marriage. Pray let us hear the
details of the new divorce bill; that will be
much more practical. ''-Figaro.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
For Farm Bows to Learn.

From a Western paper we extract the
following practical remarks; they will
be very useful to every one on farm:
How many of the boys who read this
paper could '.Iay off an acre of ground
exactly, providing one of the dimen-
sions was given them? Now, - Hoe
Handle likes to be useful, and I have
taken some pains TO make out a table,
and | would like to have every one of
the farm boys learn it. There are 100
square rods in one acre, and there are
30f square yards in one rod. This gives
4 $40 so17ara Yards IN ono acre
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The valuable discovery has been
made in the South that every cord of
sawdust and refuse from the mill of
Georgian lumberman produces IA gal
Ions of spirits of turpentine, 4 gallons of
resin, and large quantity of pure tar,
all extracted by a sweating process.
The discovery will be generally worked
by mill men everywhere in the South.
Detroit Post
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Recently the King of Spain gazed
on Sarah Bernhardt with an ''infinite
yearning'' sort of look, and now he has
to stay in the house at night for fear of
the jealous husband, who, it is said, is
travelling around with vengeance In his
eye and an arsenal in his right hip
Y91aIyat
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
Adrertisinn Cheats

It has become so common to write the be-
ginning of an elegant, interesting article and
then run it into some advertisement that we
avoid all such cheats and simply call attention
to the merits of Hop Bitters in as plain, hon
est terms as possible to induce people to give
them one trial, as no one who knows their
value will ever use anything else.--Proofdeace
Ada,er.fiSer
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
. Sad Fact.

There IS no cure for consumption, and ret
consumption of lungs, liver or kidneys may
be checked and the decay arrested By using
DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and SarsaparilIa-
It strengthens every organ Of life and restores
all lost or impaired organic functions to their
normal condition. A single bottle win con-
vince you of its great merit.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
advice to Consumptives.

On the appearance of the first symptoms-as
general debility loss of appetite, pallor, chilly
prompt measures for relief should be taken
Consumption is scrofulous disease of the lungs
therefore use the greatanti-scrofula, or blood
purifier and strength TestOrer-Dr. Pierce s
ssGolien Medical Discovery" Superior to Cod
liver oil as nutritive, and unsurpassed as pee
toral. For weak lungs, splitting of blood, and
kindred affections, it has no equal. Sold by
druggists the world ovei. For DR.. Pierce's
pamphlet ON Consumption, send two stamps
to WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AssoCIA-
TIoN, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
A down-town ten-year-old dauobter

"A down-town ten-year-old daughter
went to her home at Kingston, N. Y,
the other afternoon, and her mother on
seeing her cried: s'Why, what in the
world are you doing with that doll, you
great big childP'' "Oh, it's all right,
mamma; a lady gave it to me and said
l could keep it, returned the innocent
girl as she handed into the arms of her
surprised and then enraged mother
three-day-old infant. Kingston Free
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
DIR. JOHN BULLS
Smiths 7 OliC Syrup
FOR THE CURE OF
Fever ana ACUE
Or CHlLLS and FEVER.

The proprietor of this celebrated medicine
justly claims for it q superiority over all rem
edies ever offered to the public for the SAFE,
CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT cure
ofAgue and Fever. or Chills and Fever, wheth-
er of short or long standing. He refers to the
entire Western and Southern country to bear
him testimony to the truth of this assertion
that in no case whatever will ii fail to cure IL
the directions are strictly followed and carried
out. In great many cases a single dose has
been sufficient for a cure, and whole families
have been cured by single bottle, with q per-
feet restoration Of the general health. It is,
however, prudent, and In every case more GER
tain TO cure, If It's use is continued in smaller
doses for week or two after the disease has
been checked, more especially in difficult and
will not require any aid to keep the bowels in
good order. Should the patient, however, re-
quire 3 cathartic medicine. after having taken
three or four doses Of the Tonic. a single dose
Of BULLS VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS
will be sufficient
The genuine SMITHS TONIC SYRUP must
have DIR. JOHN BULLS private stamp on each
bottle. DR.. JOHN BULL only has the right TO
manufacture and sell the original JOHN J.
SMITHS TONIC SYRUP, Of Louisville, KY.
Examine well the label on each bottle. If my
private stamp is not on each bottle do not
purchase, or you will be deceived.
DIR. JOHN BULL,
Manufacturer and Vendsr OF
SMITHS TONIC SYRUP,
BULLS SARSAPARlLLA,
BULLS WORM DESTROYER
The Popular Remedies OF the Day.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Mr.. Thomas Hughes, according to
the Liverpool Courier, is financially
ruined by the failure of the Rugby
Colony in Tennessee. It is alleged that
Mr.. Hughes was duped and flattered
into the enterprise by sharpers in the
limited States
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

headache, neuralgia, nervousness, paralysis,
dyspepsia, sIeeplessness, and brain diseases,
positively cured by DIR. Benson's Celery and
Chamomile lis. They contain no opium,
quinine, or other harmful drug. Sold by
druggists. Price, so cents per box, two boxes
for ST, six boxes for $3.50, by mail by DR.. c.
w. Benson, Baltimore, Md.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The St. Louis Post Dispatch rebulzes
the editor of the New Orleans Times,
who was shot in the recent duel, for not
allowing his paper to refer to it. 1t says
he is neither a good journalist nor a
good shot. He at least ought to have
pitched into ''the man who umpired the
tedious game"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
BEND DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro-V oltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days.
to men young old who are afflicted with
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
of vitality and manhood. Address as above
n. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

"SAN Francisco is cIamoring for brass
bands in church" Extreme measures mus
be taken to keep San Francisco people awake,
evidently hieago Times.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

YOUNG and middle-aged men, suffering from
nervous debility and kindred affections, as
loss of memory and hypochondria, should in
close three stamps for Part VII. of World $
Dispensapy Dime Series of pam hlets. Ad-
dress WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Asso-
CITATION, Buffalo, n Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

= The term hydra may be used to represent
any manifold evil. If you would battle sue
cessfully with this many-headed monster OF
disease you VIII find it expedient to keep Mrs.
Pinllham's Vegetable Compound always at
hand.-Dr. BdGHsi5l9.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

A BOTTLE Of WAKEFIELD's BLACKBERRY
BALsAM, costing thirty five cents will effect
ually cure the worst case Of Diarrhea. Dvsen-
terry, or Flux. 1t has become so popular that
it is almost q legal tender in the Mississippi
Valley where it has been in use for the past
thirty seven years. 1t can be had at the Drug
Stores
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

AN English physician says a man can stop
ft of sneezing BY crawling down stairs head
first. Almost anything can be cured that way
II the stairs are steep enough.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

WHEN a dead fly works his cold and rigid
remains on a nearsighted man as a dried cur
rant in a rice pudding, he calls it current hui
burlington Haa0kege.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

THE hair of a Providence girl is so full of
electricity that when she combs it the crack
ing is as loud as the snap of whip. Shock
ing, isn't it2-LOaoeH Citizen.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

A MAN recently returned from Cheyenne
says it is dangerous to keep the mouth open
there The high winds are liable to blow the
Eoof of.-LdraDlje Boomerang.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
The weaker Seq

are immensely strengthened by the use of DR..
r Y. Pieree's 6 Favorite Prescription which
cures all female arrangements, and gives tone
to the system. Sold by druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

THE ball comes through the crack Of the
rifle.-BoSton Transcript.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

THE wedding Of two people who have been
married before is naturally a re-church-y
affair
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

FLIES, reaches, ants bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out BY Rough on Rats" 15c.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

TIE green turtles are those that allow
themselves to be picked up on the beach.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Mr.. REDHEFFER lives I'm Morton, Pa. Call
ing man Redheffer sounds very much like a
bull.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

e65 The wonders of modern chemistry are
apparent in the beautiful Diamond Dyes. All
kinds and colors of Ink can be made from
them. Try them.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The leading Hoientists, clergymen and educators
engaged upon GOLDEN DAYS. It's illustrations pro-
fuse and In he highest style Of art.
Rev ID. p. Kiddcr. D. D.. will give each week
lucid and scholarly expedition Of The International
Sunday school Lesson Of the succeeding week
PUsstsdon VIII pcrplex and delight the Ingenious
boys and girls, ms II has In the past .
The Leiter Boa will continue dispense useful In
formation, and 70 answer the queries and publish tho
Notices OF Exchange OF our young friends. Hf
In short, GOLDEN DAYS will stop NJ no expense 20
deserve IN higher degree than ever before. the flo
that The discriminating public have bestowed upon IT,
that Of the Prince OF Juveniles"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

THE circus performer is the esthete of the
period now, for he is in tents most Of the time.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The National Mercantile Travellers
Association recently in session at Gin
cinnati resolved to drop the term
drummer and adopt that of "com-
mercial traveller"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

IF a hotel is built in four fats, what key is
necessary to open itl-Httsical Herald.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

AT Campbellton, Fla, boy named
Abbott fell from a fence, and an open
knife, which he held in his hand, entered
his throat and severed the jugular vein,
killing him almost instantly.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

THEY raise nothing but Foreigners in the
Castle Garden at New York.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

SKINNY MEN. Wells Health Renewer'' re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsla. 81
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

SOLD everywhere-is Frazer's Axle Grease.
Superior to all others. Try IL and be happy.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

MAN that is dead broke can't be any
broker.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Camden Cemetery was made 3
pleasure resort by parties from Phila-
delphia. Picnics were almost daily held
there the graves and stones serving for
seats and tables, while the smooth lawns
were utilized for croquet games. Young
men resorted there to gamble, and It
was not uncommon to see old playing
cards scattered among the remnants OF
lunches. At length, when q prize fight
occurred with regularly roped ring,
and two noted experts as the pugillsts,
the trustees concluded to close the gates
to the publicly. u Sun.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

AGAIN, aIIOWing uIIle Square ItcJ 20
the yard, 2724 square feet to the rod,
43, 500 square feet to the acre, and we
have another table:
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The Fremont, o., School Board
has abolished German and singing in
schools,
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

Punished At "a broadway. New York.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
An Electric lamp Story.


An old couple went to the Crystal
Palace, were charmed with the electric
incandescent lights. and asked the
price, and found it moderate, the Swan
lamp only costing IS each. Their means
were limited, but the advantage seemed
great, and they resolved to risk 1t, and
invested in three or four Swan lamps.
'tOf course,'' said the intelligent clerk,
who handed them the Swan circulars,
''you know all about the engines and the
different systems of producing electrici-
typ "Jist like these feliers, my DEAR
said the cautious old gentleman soto
U0ce, nudging his wife. ''Come along,
Maria He thOught he was going to be
wbeedled into buying a lot more things
by pushing young tradesman, and so
the two hurried off They got home,
and taking a box of lucifers, applied
match after match to the ''filament, -
after removing the globe "a vacuum)
with some difficulty. Still the thing
would not light. At last, enraged, they
appealed to the firm, and were-too
Iate-initiated one step further into the
mysteries of electric lighting, which GER
tainly seemed to them to be a case of
tsLatc1Es q non Luce7ldo. ''-LOHdO71 Truth.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
golden DAYS"
A HIGH-CLASS WEEKLY
BOYS AND GIRLS.
SPECIMEN COPY
SENT FREE.
Send your Name and Address
on a Postal Gard, and you will
receive a Paper by Return Mail.

GOLDEN DAYS Is sixtccn-paRc weekly. filled with
Stories sketches OF adventure instructive matter and
everything that interest," entertain and benefit boys
and girls
The whole aim and purpose Of GOLDEN DAYS, and
which article that appears IN s pNgeHs
IL 10 teach children obedience honesty trutMuncHa
and reverence for the Golden hu9e as the true guido
OF life.
Among It's writer's Of Serial Stories ares
HARRY CASTLETON, th
FRANK h. STOCKTON,
FRANKLIN CALKHN@,
FRANK EK. COW ERAEs
ELSIE LEIGH WHITTLESEY,
MIEs. CHRISTINE gTEHnTH EMS e..
FANNIE WILLIAMS,
JAMES OTIS,
nEINEIR OIsIIlIr.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

The ight-and-one-half mile railroad
running from North Billerica to Bed
ford, Mass, is a ten-inch gauge, the
rails weighing twenty-five pounds to
the yard. 1t costs 81 800 a mile to
construct the road. The cars have an
aisle like the ordinary cars, but with only
one seat on each side. The engines and
tenders weigh eight tons, and, like the
cars, are built so as to be very near the
ground, to insure safety. The trains
run twenty miles an hour.-Bostoqa
Transcript.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

COO A WEEK in your own town. Terms and
DUO S. outtfroe. Addr's .Hallett Cn Portland Mo
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
EyeW alter. Druggists sell if. 25cs
Try the new brand :. spring Tobaccon
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

GFN WEEK. s12 day at home easily made.
ID ECosty outfit free Address True Co. Augusta Ma
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

RmERHF0 LADIES or GENTS mako
AA5EH9 ID RR9eaagEy f gs.s selling our NEW
keepers. Useful practical and popular Addrsss
r. T. OWENS. $50 Eulton street., Chieazo.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

AcEuTc ooE. YoNGE : co. WANTEn
HGEMHG ST. LOUIS, Mo. WAN IL
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

"A A7 AMONTH and board in your county. Men
- 90 n or Ladies'. Pleasant Business Address
p. w. ZIEGLER CO., Box a. Chicago, III.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06
NEW RIEH BLlll!.

PARSONS PUR8ATIVE PILLS NeAAhkIsRS
Blood end VIII completely change the bl0oh Ia ha en-
Tire systcm n lhtec moaihs Any person who win lake
4 pi1 cnch night from W 1 wGthm may be restored
sound health. n such thing be- possible Sold
cryWhcre. or by mali for = letter atampa 1. 81
JOHNSON Co. Boston. Mass. formerly Bangor No.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

A Sure Cure for all FEMALE WEAK
NESsES, Including LeucOrrh@ny Ir-
regular and Painful Menstruafions
Inflammation and liberation OF
Ghe Wombs Fl0OdinRs PRO-
LAPSUS UTEIfI, &c.
EyF1easant 10 the taste, edcacious and Immediate
In its effect Il IS great help in pregnancy and TO
uevss pain during labor and at regular peIfods-
PHTaECIAEs Use IT AND PRESCRIBE n TnEKLE.
KWFoR ALI wEAKEEsEEs OF the esnerativo organs
OF either se 1t in second to remedy that has
been before the publicj and for all diseases Of the
KDEExs Il Is the Created Remedy IN tie World
C-KTDNEY COMPLAINTS Of Either Sex
Find Great Relief Its Use.
LYDIA IT, PINKWAhlss BLOOD PURIFIER
will eradicate every weHfiga of HufncrE from the
Blood the time will give tone and strength 20
the Az marvellous IN results 81 the Compound
EB-Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are pre-
pared at 90 and 20 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mas.
Price Of either 81. Six bottles for g. The Compound
Is sent by mail "A the form pills. or Of iozeneet oa
rceeipt Of price, 81 Per bcx for either. Mrs FnhnA
freely answers all LISTERS Of inquiry Eneioae o@A
stamp. Send FOR pamphlet Mention sac <oPe1.
sV-TrprA r. PrsKHAMss LTvEA Pills cure censtipe-
tsn aouaEess and Torpidity Of the LIVER - @a@t~
ewsSld By mGl Druggiafn--hA W
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

JoHNs9NS GQML COLLEGE u q ssq u Ne u
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

6ROR M0aTH-sG GENTS WtNTED-sO best
.ANI~ZFN selling articles IN the world;
NlyfRhaR u Addrlss Law Lar-nnsons Detrnlf Mich
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1882-07-06

PrineIpaI omee. sa1 lain 81. HUNTSVILLE. KY.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1882-02-17

Massachusetts, has more than fifty
railroads.
The new Grand Central Hotel OF
Omaha will cost about $1,000
An Irish doctor declares that for ip-
vslids the only safe climate in Europe Is
North Africa.
You can always tell the fastidious man
by his sendipg twenty.seven collars and
cuffs to the laundry accompanied BY q
single shirt.
The first command the plumber learns
when being drilled by his daddy Is "Sol-
der arms!" Aud then II 10 but step
from that to "Charger'
The New Orleans Pieaans thinks
your Uncle David Davis is like q circus
poster, not because he 10 ys.y large, but
because he keeps on th, fence.
"Thsrs 10 ono thing I will say for
poor old Simpkins. remarked q brother
Journalist, at the funeral. elf he was .
liar he was . gentlemanly liar"
IL 10 asserted that no man OF the period
has been more worshipped by woman
than the Abbs Lszt. They bribe his
servants for his old gloves aud other
tokens Of him.
There 10 nothing that go takes the
starch out Of young man who has been
welded about q year as to have to 60 to
n store where there IL q girl clerk that hs
ussd to keep company with, and inquire
for those large safety pins.
A man at Bath. Me-. mis,ook buoy
that was anchored of the shcre for
niece Of drift.wood. He hooked on to
II. and rowed for dear life for five min
utes, TO the amusement OF the lockers
on. The buoy is still there.
Two men discussing the wonders OF
modern science--Said one: "Look at
astronomy. now; men have learned the
distances to the stars. and with the
spsctroscops they have even found out
the substances they are made OF.
Eyes, said the other. "but strangest
Of oil % me. is how they found out oil
their Names"
schomburs. upon returning to his
store on Galveston avenue from dinner.
found his clerk very much excited. The
clerk said that . stranger came IN, and
after asking and paying the price OF q
cravat, which was 81. picked up the en-
tire box, containing u dozen. and went
of with them. "D,d he pay do dollart
a.ksd Nose. eyes," responded the
clerk" "vsll, then. We makes, anyhow.
Hiiy per cent. profits on do investment. y