The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-09-06
Wit and Wisdom.

Wit and Wisdom.
1t is called the observation-disclosures party. The
labor is to get the greenbacks Orleans
Picayune.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate for Over
worked Professional Men.
DR. CHAS T. MITCHELL, Canandaigua,
N. Y, says: 81 think it grand restorer of
brain force or nervous energy
A man in Lynn, Mass, has just paid for
pane of glass which he broke when boy, thir-
two years ago. He had become tired of wit
ing for glass to cheapen.-Detroit Free Press.
Hops and Malt Bitters is the best tonic for
the restoration to health and strength OF those
weakened and enervated by over-work, sick
ness, general debility or other cause. 1t con-
tains no mineral substance to remain in the
system and do permanent harm.
ENQUIRER: The easiest bird to initiate is the
parrot Let bee get down your back and
you'll do it perfectly Boston Post.
When the scalp is annoyed with dandruff,
Glenn's Sulphur Soap will be found infallible.
Hills Hair Eye, black or brown fifty cts
A new editio of Webster's dictionary has
Just been issued. 1t has a velvet cushion on
one cover, thus greatly increasing Its comfort
and convenience for the baby whose chair is re-
inforced with il at the table.-Boston Post.
true strengthening medicine and health
remover is Browns Iron Bitters
Mamma-"Oh, you naughty boy, to be
'em; Pm putting them into the water to cool
em.''-Boston Advertiser.
Ladies should wear Hop Plaster over the
small of the back as it gives great relief from
pains and aches. 25c each, 5 for 81, at drug
gsts.
'Young Gardener wants to know where all
the water in the watermelon comes from, es-
pecially in dry season? Don't you know they
| always plant watermelons inthe spring? Away,
| slight man, for a harder one.-Hawkeye.
A nice fitting shoe makes pretty foot.
| German Corn Remover makes it comfortable.
| Druggists.
There are now 260,S 5l Indians in America,
with those of Buffalo Bills troupe still doubt
| fuI.-Loweu Citizen.
! *That wonderful catholicon known as Mrs.
| Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound has
| given the lady worldwide reputation for do
| ing good 1t is like living spring to the vital
constitution Her Blood Purifier will do more
to cleanse the channels of the circulation and
purify the life of the body than all the sanitary
| devices of the Board of Health.
| 1t was an apple that made Adam tell, and
| the same fruit made William Tell.-N. Y.
| Commercial Advertiser.
For years I suffered from dyspepsia and in
| digestion, it seemed to weaken every organ of
| life aud shattered my nervous system. / tried
| Wheat Bitters aud now my stomach dgests
| any kind of food. F. O. MUNROE, 259 18th
| ST., Brooklyn.
| Force of habit is wond erful! A Natick man
named Tucker christened his son Daniel, and
| everybody makes it point to tell the boy to
| get out OF the way.-Boston Post.
The gloomy fears, the Responding views,
| the WEAKNESS of soul that many complain of
would often disappear were the blood made
| pure and healthy before reaching the delicate
vessels of the brain. Ayers Sarsaparilla puri-
| fes and vitalizss the blood; and thus conduces
| to health of body and sanity of mind
An old lady, hearing that John Blight con-
templated visiting this country, hoped that he
wouldn't bring his disease" with him.-Nor
| ristown Herald.
Mrs. W, Shawmut Avenue, Boston
| Mass, says, "Healy's Tonic Pills cured me Of
disease that eminent surgeons said only q
surgeons knife could remove
After a trial, one box of "CEPHALINE' otter
goes to every house in a neighbor hood.
If Wall street could be towed over to the
British camp, General Wolseley would have nc
occasion 10 be anxious about the supply Of
| water for his troops.-Puck.
Few compilations can bear the strong,
white morning light which exposes every
speck of tan, every pimple and the slightest
spotting of eczema. In DR.. Benson's Skin
Cure is sure relief from the annoyance of these
blemishes on the cheek of beauty.
The resolution to prevent ladies from teach
ing in the Chicago schools after marriage has
| been defeated, probably through the influence