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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

PETTY good story is told OF one of Gov.
Tildrn's staff. IL is said that when the indivii.
ual referred TO first presented himself en- mill.
taire To his wife and little daughter, the latter,
after gazing at him in wonder fora few minutes
Turned Ia her mother and exclaimed. why,
my, that'snot real soldier; it's par
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30
THE JOY IN h RvRsT.

Great God. 10 Seasons disappear.
And changes mark the rolling year.
Thy favor still doth crown our days
And we would celebrate Thy praise
The harvest song ve volld repeat,
Thou givest Is the fnest wheat
The joy Of harvest" We have known.
The praise, o. Lord. is all Thine OWE
Oar tables spread. our gsrrers stored
o. give Us hearts 10 bless Thee. Lord
Forbid il. SQUIRE Of light and love.
That hearts and lives should barren prov
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

FARMERS are hoping that the fashionable fan
CIV for the daisy may continue until it shall be
extirpated from meadows and pastures, where il
is a Troublesome weed. Let il be followed up
with buttereups, thistlrs, and golden rod, and q
new phase will be pnt on farms
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

IT is reported that q man went home about 3
o'clock, Wednesday morning, aud nsing his UNI
hrella for a billiard cue smOtc hrs sleeping wife
in the short ribs. crying "PoOl!" and sank in
10 sweet slumher. He has since explained to
his wife that women can have no idea how the
care of business will sometimes affect mans
brain.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

A TUTOR lerturing Young man for his irrey.
ular conduct, added with great pathos:
1.-The report of your vices will bring your IA
theirs grey hairs in sorrow TO the grave"
Il beg Your pardon, sir" replied the ineorri-
gihle INV father wears a wiz"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

STRAY contrabaud from down South, was
lately insrecting a horse power in operation,
when he broke out thus: mister, | have seen
heaps of things in my life. but I never saw any
thing whar horse could DO his own work and
ride himself too"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

THE Detroit Free Press tells of man who
claims to have traded horses thirty-seven times.
and cheated the other man every time, and vet
when his wife died the other day, he promised
30 meet her in heaven.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

THIs is the way one Of our exchanges tells it /:
The festive. troublesome fly is in his glory.
HousekeePers bring their ingenuity into use to
prevent him from .-.'''.'.''- all over the fnrni-
ture. etc
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

I'VE broke your old rotten wheelbarrow,
usin' on't-youll please TO get it mended, right
on, cause want 10 borrow it again, this after
noon"
Friend, il shall be repaired and sent 10 the.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

SAM SLICK says: Il believe every created
eritter in the world thinks he's the most enter.
tanning one in it, and that there's no getting on
anyhow without him. Cause il grows as nat.
era as the hair on ones head, but it is longer in
comm ont
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

YOUNG maid has brought an action for dam
ages against the editor of the village paper, for
saying that she was one of the Oldest and most
respectable Residents of that place
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

THE words with which good wife concluded
her Caudlc lerture were: ''Only undertake to
do that which you can do well = and thereupon
he fell fast asleep, and began To snore.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

A LADY about To marry was warned that her
intended. although good man, was very eccen-
trio. Well she said. 'if he is very unlike
other men, he is more likely 10 lie good hus-
hand
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

MONEY and fame are two things that men
work hardest for, and after death one is worth
to them inst about as much as the other
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

How did ynn like Mr.. Goodman's sermon,
my dearf asked Mr.. Shoddy, of his daughter
Il didn't think much of his sermon, pa, but
he shows his teeth beautifully
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30
The fun Of the Ching.
A THANKSGIVING TRAGEDY.

AIR-"Three Fishers Went Sailing"
Three chickens went Topping ont the ground,
Out on to the ground the sun rose high
Zach went from the coop with q teTeble wound
head chopped of and permission to die;
For men must work and women must cat
And tender Spring chicken makes very good meat
For Thanksgiving time is coming
Three BOOSTERS, they set up q terrible squaEk
And they stretched cut their neeks the fowls went
down;
And they looked at the hens and the tOmshavk
As much TO say, Hes done il up brown
But men have st0machs. and women must eat
And light chicken pie is 4 hard dish to beat,
Aud Thanksgiving time is q coming.
Three coIpses all cut up. went into the dish
The crust was put on, and the edge soOl0ped down:
As juicy q pie the stomach could wish,
When the fire had baked il through crsply and brown.
For men will kill and women will eat,
And good chicken pie Is a very good treat.
When Thanksgiving time is coming
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

SMITH asked Jones what the high price of
butter was owing ia. "A considerable part of
II is owing TO my grocer said Jones' s.for it's
two months since have maid him
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

MY dear young lady" exclaimed a gentle
man, 81 am aStnnished at your sentiments
Iou actually make me start-on my word you
do
We'll, sir" replied the damsel I've been
wanting To start you for the last hour"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30
Oh, MyBack!

That's 4 commonexpres-
sion and has a world Of
meaning. How much suf-
fering is summed up in it.
The singular thing about
it is, that pain in the back
is occasioned by so many
things. May be caused by
kidney disease, liver COM
plant, consumption, cold,
rheumatism, dyspepsia, over
work, nervous debility, &c.
Whatever the cause, don't
neglect it. Something is
wrong and needs prompt
attention. No medicine has
yet been discovered that
will SO quickly and surely
cure such diseases as
Browns IRON BITTERs, and
it does this by commencing
at the foundation, and max
ing the blood pure and rich.
Iocaazport. lad. Dec. I, Isso
Tor long tine have been =
sufferer from stomach and kidney
disease My appetite was very poor
and the very small amount did eat
disagreed with ne. Twas annoyed
very much from noa-retcntioa CT
urine. ! tried many remedies with
no success, Until | used Browns
Iron Bit;ers. Stree | used that my
stomach does not bother ne any.
Myappe.i,e is simply immense. My
kidaey trouble is no more, and my
general heslih IS such, that ] feel
Ike a new man After the use Of
Browns Iron B.tfe-s for ore month,
have gained twenty pounds in
weight o. T. SARGENT.
Leading physicians and
clergymen use and recon-
mend Browns IRON BIT
TIERS. 1t has cured others
suffering as you are, and it
will cure you.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

An ambitions man whom You can serve will
often aid you to rise, but not higher than his
knee; otherwise, You might be standing in his
light.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

A sTAusTicIAS has estimated that courtsbips
average three tons of coal each
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30
C0NgUER0R
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THE BEST
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NEVER KNOWN TO FAIL.

81 had suffered twenty with disease OF the
kidneys before usiR: HINTS Remedy two DAYS
leved and am now WE'LL JOSHUA TUTHlLL-
MY physicians thought that paralyEed one
side. was terribly afflicted with rheumatism from 1863
TO lse0 l was cured by Hunts Remedy"
MY doctor pronounced my Brights Disease, and
told me that could live only f5rtyeight hours then
took Hunts Remedy, and was speedily cured.
Having suffered twenty years with kidney disease and
employed various ply scans without being relieved was
then cured by Ifsnts Remedy"
II have been greatly benefited by the Of Hunts
Remedy For diseases of the kidneys and urinary organs
there is nothing superior" A. ID. NlCkERSOS.
II testify the virtue Of Hunts Remedy in kidney
diseases from actual trial having been much benefited
thereby" REV. f.. q. TAYLOR
II unable arise from bed from attack Of kidney
disease. The doctors could not relieve hnARy
completely cured by using Hunts Remedy.
FRANK r. DICKSON.
Il have suffered extremely with kidney disease; after
using Hunts Remedy two days enabled to resume
business. GEO. T. CLARK.
II sold in years "a 100 thiry.t Thousand
hundred and twenty bottles of Hunts Remedy II 10
valuable medicine for kidney disease -
One trial will convince You. For sale by al
DrugEi.i.. Send for Pamphlet to
HUNTS REMEDY CO., Providence, r. ].
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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

NorE for dull peopIe-B sharp.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-30

God save the Commonwealth of Massachusetts,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
HUMOR.

An honest baby ahow Ia the nobiest
work Of a farmers club.
A young Boston widow this season wore
a bathing suit Of full mourning.
A lady trying to tell a friend what n
poor appetite she had, saidi II eat very
little; g flea would be a barbecue for me.h
A lamb with three mouths was born the
other day at Marlboro, Ohio. Even ma
tare seems to know what the Ohio idea ia.
Pension items A Federal soldier has an.
Piled st Washington for a pension for a
broken leg he got in jumping the bounty
Mira. Howe says women do not fall In
love any more. Place q woman in front
of a milliner's window. and sea Il she
doesn't.
II was a Massachusetts man who, at a
railway depot in Springfield, fought a
boOtblack who charged him ten cents for q
shine.
A young lady says that males are Of no
account from the time the ladies stop kiss
ing them as infants till they commence
kissing them as lovers.
You would think there was a Fourth Of
July celebration up in New Hampshire
now, the Democrats make so much noise
slapping each other on the back as they
repeat the news from Ohio.
A book agent says he sells more family
Bibles in October and November than dur.
ing all the other months Of the year. Fall
leayea are gathered and pressed in October
and November, We believe.
The ruling passion strong in death
''John," fsebly moaned a society lady who
was about shutting off this mortal coil,
John, if the newspapers say anything
about my debut into another world, just
send me a dozen marked copies"
Since it was discovered that a family at
Logan. Kan, had lost five servant girls in
succession by marriage, the State Com
missioner Of immigration is overwhelmed
with letters from Eastern maidens, asking
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
RIGHTS.

/ controversy IS IN progress between
the Virginia Chronicle and Enterprise to
determine the soundness OF that plank in
the State platform OF the Republican
party which says corporations ought to
have 'sthe same rights before the law as
are accorded to indiyiduals-no more
and no less" The Enterprise, in the
heat OF discussion, went so lar as to
characterize the Hon. W. E. f. Deal as a
~"demaeogue" on account OF an anti-rall-
road speech made by him recently In
Pliers Opera House the night that Cas-
sidy and Merrill spoke, That paper
also called upon Mr.. Deal and Merrill to
state their opinions Of the plank OF the
platform quoted. II got the very salts
factory response from Mr.. Deal, and
when Mr.. Merrill speaks the Enter,
prise will find that his head is just as
clear on the proposition as Mr.. Deals is;
EDITOR ESTERPRIsE-SIE: You have
seen st to appeal to me personally IN
your paper, and | beg leave to answer
your question briefly.
l am not the Chairman OF the Demo
cratic State Central Committee, but
Capt. Matt. Canavan is. In conse-
quence Of the illness Of Capt. Canavan
l have been empowered temporarily to
act in certain business matters.
My opinion is that corporations have
not the same rights before the law as are
accorded individuals. A corporation has
no powers, except those conferred by
its charter and those incident to the
exercise OF thUse powers. l know OF no
limitation to the power and rights OF pri.
vats individuals, except so far as the
people have themselves limited them IN
the State Constitution and laws passed IN
conformity Herewith.
I believe that corporations are entitled
before the law to the same protection IN
their rights and privileges conferred
upon them by their charters Subject to
legislative regulation as are private indi-
viduals.
know Of no different doctrine held by
any Democrat, and if, in your opinion,
such belief entities me to the epithet
~"demagogue, - which you apply to ne, l
feel honored by the name. Yours re.
speotfully. W. B. T, DEAi.
Virginia City, Oct. 25, 1882.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
THE ISSUE OF THE DAY.

The alarm started in Eureka by the
Rink speech Of Senator Jones causes PEG.
pie to think more Of the enormous power
Of the great railroads. We are not by
any means of the opinion of Senator
Jones, that the people are in the hands
Of and powerless to protect themselves
against the encroachment Of railroad cor
porations but we quote the following
extract from a speech made by Hon. ).
S. Cox in Brooklyn, to show that Mr..
Jones does not overstate the crushing
influence OF the monopolies with which
the Republican party is allied
All the roads in the United States have
cost s., 900, 900, 600, and how much have
they cost the men who " them :
$50, 900, 900, just three per cent. The
people paid for these roads with Their
" money, and yet these roads are
owned to-day by the creature OF the
Government; and this creature pfosumes
to say to the shipper and the merchant !
"You shall only do as we allow you, and
we will discriminate in favor OF A as
against B." | say unless you rise up IN
your might in New York State to vindi-
cate the rights Of the creator as against
the encroachments OF the creature, and
say that Governor Cornell in his veto was
right and true and just, and that your
Vauderbilts and your Goulds and men OF
that class should not make a mockery OF
your lsbors-unless you say that boldly
your ives and your professions are worth
nothing before the world. Why, think
for one moment. What do the railroads
own They have hired the brainiest
lawyers, and they have got part Of the
press. They elect the representatives to
Congress. they send the Senators to Al
bany, TO Harrisburg, to Jefferson City,
and to the capitals Of the States. They
not only take the power Of the people in
their keeping, but they steal the very
jewels from the brow Of popular soyef-
eighty. How long will this continue?
Why, for one, I would see almost any
Objectionable power in this country rather
than this mean. merciless, grasping mo-
nopoly. Give us this taxation with all
it's momentous consequences give us
that little, insectiverous Jay Hubbell /;
give us the evil consequences Of bad gov
eminent: give us the man OIL horseback;
give US any power except this shiny
monster Of monopoly, which has felled
the power Of the people and which is
taking away all the rights they possess.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
GOSSIP.

About 200 French lads left Calais Oct
8 for the Jesuit College at Canterbury.
Roumania has purchased the Dominican
Monastery, Rue Jean Beauyais, for 25O,ocO
francs.
The foundation stone has been laid at
London Docks for a memorial Of the late
Rev. Charles F. Lowder, the Wicker OF st.
Peters.
An English diamond merchant recently
offered f4oO, 600 for the Regent diamond
now the property Of the French Govern
ment. 1t was bought 100 years ago Tor
f125, 900.
The excavations for a lock on a canal
which is being made near Mons, in Bel
GUM, have brought to light the bed OF an
ancient river, in which have been found
bones Of mammoth and other animals.
Two hundred gypsies who recently en-
camped near 8 small German village
turned their horses loose to Craze in the
meadows and farming lands of the neigh
borhood, whereupon the farmers and peas
ants attacked the intruders with pitchforks
and other weapons, and aftsr a hard fight
cleared the fields.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29

away. is the alternative offered to the
citizen. The political machinery as it is
now worked has little resemblance to that
contemplated at the outset Of your politi-
cal life. Manifestly, those who framed
your Constitution never dreamed that
-, go citizens would go 70 the polls ledby
a boss America exemplifes, at the
other end OF the social scale, . change an
alogous to that which has taken place IN
der sundry despotisms. 1t seems to me
that the sovereign people is fast becom-
ing a puppet which moves and speaks as
wire pullers determine"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29

large number Of valuable patterns we're
also destroyed. The loss ia S150,0Oo; COW
cred BY insurance. The fire originated IN
the cupola.
Allegiance 80 ParneIi.
MoSrEEaL, Oct. 27.-The Local Branch
Land League resolved to fall in line with
the new organization and TO be known as
the National League Branch, acknowledge
ing allegiance to Parnsll.
Selling wes Texas Lands.
ST.. LOUIS, Oct. 25.-Three hundred
thousand dollars worth Of land in West
Texas was sold in New York yesterday to an
English company.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
sPENCEK OK nOssIsM.

''It is doubtless true" says Herbert
Spencer, the great English writer on So
cial science, ''that each of your citizens
votes for the candidate he chooses for
this or that Office, from President down
ward. but his hand is guided by a
power behind, which leaves him scarce
ly any choice. Use your political
power as we tell you, or else throw it
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29

Democratic State Ticket
For Governor,
JEWETT w. ADAMS,
OF ormsby.
For ACKNOWLEDGMENT,
WILLIAM BURKE,
OF White Pine.
For Congress,
GEORGE w. CASSIDY,
Of Eureka,
For Justice Of the Supreme Court,
m. N. STONE,
OF Storey.
For State Controller,
p. J. DUnNE,
OF storey.
For Secretary of state,
j. w. RICHARDS,
Of Churchill.
For State Treasurer,
r. SADIES,
Of EureEs.
For Attorney-Gencrsl,
GEORGE w. MERRILL,
CT Eureka.
For surveyor-6enerEl,
GEORGE ERNST,
OF Nye,
For Clerk Of the Supreme Court
T. l.. HAM,
OF Humboldt.
For Superintendent Of Public Instruction
a. z. KAYE,
OF Eureks.
For state Printer,
a. J. MCCARTHY,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29

J. Minor Taylor, chief clerk OF the bo-
nanza mines at Virginia City, has received
a telegram from John ". Mackay, at
Paris, stating that Mrs. Mackay is much
better and put Of danger. The early re-
turn of Mr.. Mackay TO this country is
therefore expected.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29

the speediess means Of reaching that house
A Jackson County (Gs.l man bad his
ear bitten of bv 8 horse the other day,
which recalls the old rhyme;
The horse bit the parson,
How came it 10 pass2
The horse heard the psrson say,
Ali flesh is grass.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29

led.

In Eureka. Oct. %, 1882, John Flynn, q ma
tive OF County Cork, Ireland, aged 40 years.
The funeral will take place tomorrow Mon
day afternoon, at 8 O'Clock, from Hibernia
Hall. Friends and acqusintsnces are respect.
fully invited to attend.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
"TwoN,T HAiRPIN ANYMORE

She jsmmed a hairpin in her head,
1t made her feel quite sore;
She murmured in an undertone-
"Twon't hairpin any more"
Her lover hesrd this dreadful jest,
And cried II deep distress
"Thst pun, my darling, pom my word!
has wrecked my hsirpiness."
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
Social Dancing Glass.

"a A Daneing Glass will be started
~ at New Town, Ruby Hill, on Satur- "a
fA day evening, Oct. 90, 1882, by T. II. IN
lAtAR isden. Terms: Gentlemen, eightCLk
evenings from 1880 to 1890 O'Clock. Ladies
class. II desired, on Wednesday evenings:
terms, 50 so per month. Ladies' DESTROYS of
forming a class will please apply to J. K.
gentlemen. 81. Ladies' single Lessons. 5o
cents. Good music will be furnished BY the
Ruby Hill String Band. Strict order will be
observed. Io2Itfl T. q. RISDRN, Instructor,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
NEW TO-DAY.
LIST OF UNCLAIMED LETTERS

ID EMAINING II THE POsToFFICE AT
IL Eureks, New. on the 18th day of October,
1882. Persons calling for any OF these letters
will please say, advertised oct. %, 1882"
Ladies' List:
Ames Minnie VI Nelson Clsra-2
Bruins Mrs Emma Richards Alice
Hsnkins Mrs L z Smith Sophie
Jameson Jennie Williams Mrs ] c
Gentiemen's List:
Arrivey Thomas McLearie John
Aruer McAvry John
Beck Phillip MEG Scott
Crcub George Olsen W
Collins Jos Z Orndorf Jas "
Campbell D 3 Perry W
Franco Tirso Parry Frank
Furbur John W PHILIPPE Z
Ferro Tomsso Russell Chas
Flores John Smith J II
Flint Tickle James
Gustafson Anders Wright
Horton r L Wilson Peter
Haddon VIM Wemple Jas
Murphy Edward Walsh John
Meyers Fred 81 Young Jas o
Msllette Antoine
Chinese List:
Chsn Kee Men Kee
Foreign List:
Persons calling for any of these letters will
please say, Foreign, Advertised"
W Z Young-2 F Lepine
G Mcpherson Z Myres
] NJ Linderberg Jas 7 johns
A S Dennis Jas Candlish
Vim Blsney Francis Beet
Matilda Anderson J G Anderson
Italian List:
G Tognisna Giula Guiste
Giacomo Sri Giuseppe Gadola
Registered List:
Persons calling for registered letters must be
personally known to the Postmaster, or be
identified by som responsible person. II not
called for within 80 days. these letters will be
sent to the Dead Letter Office:
Katie Golden Mrs John Bose
All letters not called for within 80 days will
be sent to the Dead Letter office.
W. j. SMITH. Postmaster.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-10-29
OVER THE WATER.

The Bey of Tunis Dead-People in
Western Ireland Threatened with
Starvation.
IsPEcTAL TO TIE SENTINEL
LONDON, Oct. 2S.-The Bey Of Tunis is
dead. His brother has assumed power.
DUBLIN, Oct. 25.-Three hundred peo-
pie on Tory Island are without food, and
other portions Of the population Of West
ern ireland are threatened with starvation.
LONDON, Oct. 25.-Gen. Wolseley landed
at Dover this afternoon from Egypt. He
was enthusiastically received by a crowd.