The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-02-02
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while bis wife l.ui afraid TO tackle him
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u the yard a, any time.
THERE tnumpbanily exclaimed
poadWuod editor, a. a bullet came
through the window add shattered the
.uks,sud. Il knew tha, ,ha, new Personal
column would be success.
lady ~hoAad qnarreled With her
laid headed lover, said, IN dismissing him,
"Nnai is delightful about you, my friend,
is. that have not the trouble Of sending
you back any locks OF hair.
A clergyman one day sat watching his
hlslc boy aud girl at play, when the form
er angrily marched away from his sister
saying: III she does that again will Ger
tainly heap Goals Of fire on her head.
Port Huron, Mich is o decided storm
centre Its board Of education has Just
purchased for use in the public schools
fifty straps, each twelve inches long, two
inches wide aud very thin.
Washington would make no kind Of a
President in these times. Nowadays a
high Government official mus, be a fisher
man, aud as Washington could not tell a
lie. Of course be didn't enjoy fishing
How is this for three-year old2 An
old man was passing the house Sunday,
taking exceedingly short steps. The little
one looked at him for several minutes and
then cried out. Mamma, don't he walk
stingyy"
A lady writer finds fault with the man
ners Of the King OF Sweden because his
majesty scratched his royal head with bus
fork at dinner. Some people are entirely
Too fastidons. Would the lady have his
majesty scratch his head with the leg OF
chair
-"Gentlemen Of the jury, said blum
dering counsel in a suit about lot OF
hogs, ''ihere were just thirty.six IN the
drove. Please remember the fact-thirty-
six hogs just three times as many as In
that jury box. gentlemen. That counsel
didn't gain bis case.
False ears, says the London Lancet,
are tho new fashionable adjunct" in
Paris, and have already been noticed in the
London drawing sooms. They are de-
scribed as "pearly and shell like. The
hair is allowed to cover the ugly things
furnished by nature.
We have received some verses entitled
"Roll On, Thou Moon;ibut we can'tprint
EN-. /, is not necessary. II is the busi-
ness Of the moon to roll on, and il has
been rolling on for untold centuries, and 1t
is safe 10 say that il will continue bust
ness at the old stand, without any poetical
urging.
Conclusive evidence, Yes" said
Daisy, i think Jack is in love with me.
He hasn't told me so, but when Harry
Birch escorted me home from the party
last night, Jack looked ugly, and to-day
he took an opportunity TO throw an awful
hard snow ball at Harry's dog.
Like The generality OF kings and con.
querors, Frederick the Great bad philo
sophie indifference TO the death Of others,
In one Of his battles, battalion OF yeter-
ans having taken to their heels, he gallop-
al after them, bawling ont; "Why do
YOU run away. you old blackguardsf Do
YOU want TO live for ever7"
1t was evening Three OF them were
killing a cat one OF them held lantern,
another held the cat, and third Iammed
a pistol into the cats car and fired, shoot
ing the man in the hand who held the cat,
aud the oss who held the lantern was
wounded in the arm. The cat left when
i, saN how matters stood. and that i'll feel
Jag was being cngcndered.
- understand you told in store tina,
Iwasnia man TO be depended on, said
Hickenloooper 10 wiggleswor,has they
met the other morning. "Taint 80,
promptly denied wigglesworth; what ]
said was ths, you were tergiyersa,ionist "
''oh, we'll. that's quite another thing. re-
.pondo1 Hickcnlooper; "i'm much ohlig'
ed for your good opinion and he shook