Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-03-04
PITH AND POINT.

Is man created void of hearing deaf formed? IN what style does lawyer talk? In money syllables.
 ALWAYS goes around with long face An alligator.
 THE favorite mountains of baseball players-'Appy-nines.
 WHEN does n sculptor make provision for the future? When he is planning a head.
 "I LIKE your cheekr' is what the de- lighted lover said to the possessor of his affections.
 Now THAT measles are prevalent, mothers as well as astronomers are look ing for spots on the son.
 IT is rather hard to die in abiect eersei1-tty." |" :" It is harder still to live ill it, was the reloinder
 Is THIS the Adams House ?" lskeda stranger of Bostonian. "Yes, til you get to the roof; then it's caves.
 WHAT kind of music does an excess i've tobacco masticator remind one of ? Why, an over-chewer, to be sure.
 TINE to plant dog muzzles.- Yonkers Gdzstte. Better plant the dogs, and you will have doggone sure thing of it.
 On, but this English is peculiar 'anguage. We use dusters to catch the lust, and dusters to brush the dust away.
 e AM like n professional swimmer now," said an unprosperous man; "all 1 try to do is to keep my head above water"
 |" FEEL quite tome here, how do you feel ?' as the bound volume on the library shelf said to a neigLboring al- bum. "I feel just like book, {" replied the album.
 "How SELDOM it is," said Q philc- sophical old lady, |" that the flower of family does anything toward provid- ing the daily brea ." A LECTURER recently said "In every . position in life 8 man must be unhagging Tn his duties" Would it do for switch man on railroad to be undagging in his duties?"
 IN the city's park, together, Johnnie Snlth and Sarah Means Vent to spark, and also gather Dandelons fresh, for greens.
 |" Girls are just like greens, said Johnnie.
 Don't you think so, darling mDe?n
 No, don't" she answered. Johnnie You're ia constant dandy lyin'.' | -Derriet.
 ONE of the most patient and best-na- | tured men ill the world is he-if there l be snch a man on earth-who thinks that tue boy who lives next door to him is quiet and good boy. { Do YoU play the guitar? | No, dontpay lhe guitar;
 have a eatarrh n my Lead but my sistah ] With tue red-auburn hair, ! She plays the glsisar Quite la-de-dah. Have | cigar?
 A LADY who had quarreled with her bald-headed lover said, in dismissing him, What is delightful about you, my friend, is, that have not the trou- ole of sending you back any locks of heir.
 4 TorSG wife remonstrated with her husband dissipated spendthrift, for his conduct. Glove" he said, "I am ike the prodigal son I shall reform by and-by" II will be like the prodigal son, too" she replied, "for I will arise and go to my father"
 TEACHER" Now, Bobby, what is the plural of mouse? ?" Robby-" Do-no. 1 nm" Teacher-"Why, Robby, I'm surprised The plural of mouse is mice. Don't forget that now" Robby- "No'm." Teacher" Now tell me what is the plural of house. Robby- |" Hice"
 IT was ill Eden, and Eve said, 'tAdam dear, do you never eat an apple Y" "Well, hardly, Eva," was the answer, and, as Adam laughed at his own wit, the serpent winked with one eye and aid to himself, "All right A man who will do that is going to ruin fast enough"
 THE Buffalo Commercial Aduortiser gives us the song of the youthful apple peddler at the country railway stations III Pennsylvania: "Appls! Sapple! Sap. pals? Sapplesl Two for five. Napple, Mister? Mister, Rapple Wan tanaple, Mister Six for 5 cents! Ere sheat nap, pulsl Nj seatin napples, seven fora nickell Napple, Mister? Mister; wanta- napple? Want smappuls, Mister? Nine furannickel Here's yourappuls! Ter furanickell"
 SIR c. M. goes in for culture: "Lool ere, Clarke. 'Appy thought I'll make this room the library, you know; ave { lot O books. Mind you orderme some. "Yes, Sir Georgius. What sort of book. shall I order?" "Oh, the best, O course, with binding and all that tt match " "Yes, Sir Georgius. How many shall I order ?" "Well-let m, see-supPose we say couple O hundred yards of 'em, hey? That's about tn size of it, think. "-London Panch.