Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-04-17
ALL SORTS.

An editor complains of not having a modern
young ady's forehead for several years, and is willing
to pay fair price for glimpse at the genuine old
article. No banged otherwise mutilated specimens
wanted
when publicly testified that had been cured of
terrible skin humor by the of the Cuticura REM
edes did so that others might be cured and do not
regret the time given to answering inquiries Hon.
VIM Taylor Boston.
CATARRH.-Relief IN FIVE minutes in every case;
gratifying, wholesome relief beyond a money value.
Cure begins from the first application, and is rapid,
radical and permanent. Ask for Sanfords Radical
Cure Complete for 81.
The sun is no invalid, but it always goes south to
spend the winter.
PERMIT NO SUBsTITUTIoN.-Insist upon obtaining
FlOreston Cologne. 1t is pre-eminently superior in
permanence and rich dellcacy of fragrance.
Nothing will make hens lay so well as seeds scratch
| ed from neighbours garden.
Wistar's Balsam Of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis, whooping cough Group. influenza
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
chest so cents and ST. a bottle.
The paper which used patent inside should not
say too much about the stale news of it's contempo
raries.
In countries where malaria is prevalent or where
the climate is subject to sudden changes-should be
found in every house Browns Iron Btters.
When little Minnie was years old she asked for
some water night. When 1t was brought she said
Papa, can't you get some fresh water? This is
little withered."
If you ruined in health from any cause, espec-
tally from the of any of the thousand nostrums
that promise largely. with long fictitious testimo-
malls have no fear Resort to Hop Bitters at once
and in short time you will have the most robust and
blooming health
'lf have ever used any unknd words, Hannah =
said Mr.. Smiley. refectvely, Il take them all back
"Yes, l suppose you want to them again,
was the not very soothing reply.
Wheat Btters will make you bold. but not rash
patient, but not insensibe; constant. but obsti
nate cheerful, but not light.
"Is the General the retired list ?" they asked o
his wife, the other evening. Retired No, indeed =
she replied; "hes down to the club playing poker"
COMPLICATED DIsEAsEs.-A prominent gentleman
in Cerro Gordo county. Iowa, writes that he fnd
Kidney-Wort to be the best remedy he ever knew TO
a complication of diseases. 1t is the specific action
which it has the liver, kidneys and bowels, whicl
gives it such curative power and it is the thousand
of cures which is performing which gives its grea
celebrity Liquid very concentrated) dry. both ac
efficienty.-N. III. Journal and Courier.
The train robbers who went through Pullman ca
on western road lost money by the speculation. a
the porter charged them than they got from tn
passengers in the way of fees.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send Dr. Dye
Celebrated ElectrO-Voltac Belts and other Electri
Appliances on trial for thirty days to young men an
older persons who are afflicted with debility
lost vitality ETC., guaranteeing speedy relief and
plete restoration of vigor aud manhood. Also fo
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis. liver and kidne
difficulties ruptures. and many other diseases. Illus
tiated pamphlet sent free. Address Voaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich.
young lady of the strctest and highest principle
returned watch to jeweler because it happene
to be little fast.
, Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia general debilit
1 liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic diarrhoe
affections, female complaint and all disease
originating in bad state of the blood.
To an enthusiastic angler who pleaded for just or
: more bite, at fishing party of which Jones tire
. the latter said "But we must draw the line som
where"
J Have you ever known any person to be seriously
= without weak stomach or inactive liver kidneys
And when these organs in good condition do "
not find their possessor enjoying good health? Pa
ker's Ginger Tonic regulates these important organ
makes the blood itch and pure, and strengthens e
n cry part of the SYSTEM See other column.
}. Over 10000 people working on the Northe
Pacific Railroad IN the territory of Montana.
" 'RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
Is last. Ask druggists for Rough Rats. 1t clea
out rats, mice, reaches flies, bedbugs. l5c boxes
SKINNY MEN.-wells' Health Remover. Absolr
III for nervous debility and weakness of the gene
IN tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
!, $l25. for IS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N. ].
VI Observation-Disclosures quick, complete cure da
~ urinary Affections smarting, frequent or difficult
M nation kidney diseases. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express. $l.25, for s.. E. S. Wells. Jersey City,
= A Dresden matchmaker has made a watch of pap
If prepared to render the tme-pece servicea
,o as those in ordinary use.
How SECURE HEALTH.-lt strange any {
will suffer from arrangements brought on by imp
- blood. when scovilrs sarsaparilla and stilngia
OF Blood Liver Syrup will health to the ph
Us ical organization. 1t strengthening syrup pie
Ok ed curing scrofula syphiltic disorders weakness
Ic the kidneys erysipelas, malaria nervous disord
debility bilious complaints and diseases of the bio
liver, kidneys, stomach skin, etc.
- Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and bea
no DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly. destroys wor
ISL Sold by E. 2. Dutton, Barton. VT