The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-03
VOL. 2. NO. I.
 LIMNINGS.

''ah. excuse me. exclaimed an Ar kansaw man as he knocked down stran- ge. in the stree, T though, tha, you were q friend of mine. My eyesight IS fa1ng me so that I'll have to wear : glasses
 es. young man. there Is a difference be,Xeen the editor and the business man. aser of a newspaper. The business man. ager receives the checks and the editor takes charge of the poetry sen; by ana ,ecr writers.
 4 S,. Louis paper has i've columns oi editorial on one page, and on another page appears the heading. More Gas. ."-Pad- nan's Courier ioKrnai 7his aud 7hat Evidently mistake. It should have read. {. Less Gas.
 1 minister who saw the wax figure of Frank James in Coles circus. remarked that he had contemplated becoming a rcpber bu, that rather than be distorted 1T wax. along with lay Gould and Henry Ward Beecher. he would give up all hope of national no,orieN and stick to his p.ipit.
 i, is affirmed that General Hancock Is aaas.anily gaining flesh. This is an en- eoaraging piece of information. for his trends have feared that he was becoming s..m. 1.-the old gentleman keeps on im- proving. he may. after while, need all q the canes that were presented to him csnng the las, presidential canvass.
 T understand. Mir Garlue tha, your ~.fe is dead" said a man to 2n acquaint- ance. ''Yes. the poor woman is gone. ' "And do you know tha, l am actually sorry that she Is dead The ax she used to chop wood with IS too heavy for me and I've go, 10 raise money somehow and ge; Ugh, one that my daughter can use. "
 .:l am sorry to inform you said a nan tc an Arkansaw gentleman. th at your son has been killed ia balloon aseen- son." How;s asked the gentleman. We'll, you see he went up with the professor and the balloon dropped sud- Senlv and killed both of them. '' It was inc descension that killed him. My friend, when you come into this neighborhood with piece of information, give it straight"
 That man :s Ntnilis,. sad an Ar k@nsaw official referring to person 10 vaon he had jus, received an introduc- ton, and don't wan, anything 10 do wan him What IS a Nihilist. pa:" a,ked his son. "A Nihilis, Is a-a Ni- h.ist is that IS. he Is Nihilist" said the father. and one who does not thor olghly unders;ana-,ha,is is. does not feel |, consistent on his par; to be classed as legal representative of the authority which binds him to the responsibility of any of the principles which we all recog- nize as the fundamental establishment of individual precedence in the matter of governmental establishment and his son sad that he understood him.
 Nearly all noted Europeans who come to America to make money by reputation ssaer in consequence. The American paragrapher. '" who needs not the high TOT the humble particularly the high, has way of making great name ia ailiar He touched Sara Bernhardt. and although her previous conduct had not shown her to be as pure as the flowers that bloom when the spring time comes gentle Annie, yet she los, so much cas-, that she married Grecian whose only claim to distinction was that his father i. while on the police force a, Missoionghi. arrested Lord Byron on charge of car ying conviriality into a negro cabin, greatly to the disgust of an old colored woman, who arrayed in the head gear of yellow bandana made complaint to the , sergeant Oscar Wilde came over in all the poetic languor of sunSo~er mashed against the fence by the horse tha; ran .a,o the rose bush. The paragrapher w2ived his wand and Oscar threw up his hterary grip Herbert Spencer received &volley and hurried home, leaving Mrs. Lzngtry to fate worse than a banquet where cheap champagne is recklessly seved. Ii won, do. distinguished for eigners, to come within range of the American who writes few paragraphs that arc copied and then wonders why he is not called upon to lecture