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The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
How to Get Rid Of q NOn-Paying
BOarder.

The London papers abound in
curious information about New
York. We learn from the Daily
Ne,cs that I" Miss Wanda Brown,
residing at u fashionable boarding
house in TrhiTty,piuth street, New
York City, recently G0ye.heif lpssifildd lpssfldd-
lady, Mrs. Beeble, " charge for as
sault and battery. Being requested
by the sitting magistrate to state
the particulars of the assault, she
deposed that upou three severa
occasions Mrs. Beeble had put d
huge bulltrog in her bed. is thai
so = inquired his honor of the pris
oner. well, Judge, admit th,
tross,' replied Mrs. Beeble; 'bu,
what is one who is poor, though
honest, to do with a boarder VIII,
will neither pay nor quiti This i,
how it was: | had lost enough
money By her, aud wasn't going t,
waste any more Oh getting her ou
of my house by the strong arm o
the law. But my husband supple,
cold blooded animals to the lnedica
students for their experiments, an,
so it struck me one day lookin,
over his stock, that likely way {,
persuade Miss Brown to pay up, o.
better still, to get rid of her, woult
be to administer a frog or two II
her bed" tDid your expedien
succeed z asked the magistrate
with smile. You bet,' answered
Mrs. Beeble. Did sho pay up
then = Not much, judge; but aitel
the third frog she vamosed the
ranche.' THAT was a good notion
of yours, Mrs. Beeble,' observed
his honor, vainly striving to- keel
his countenaDce, 'butduty compel'
me to fine you three dollars
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
A Left.Handed Compliment.

Do you mean 10 insult this court.
sir, by SAYING that | am drunk,
asked a judge of u prisoner.
"Did say that you were ,irnnkr'
I" Yes, you did, sir, aufnnder the
laws of Arkansas | eau send you to
the peuitentiary. Drunk /! Judge.
drunk-Mr. Officer.p
"Jadge, meant it as o compli.
meut. Justice is blind, you know.
When / said that sou were drunk,
/ meant blind. for you know that
the words have the same meaning.r
"Ab, sir, lam glad youeAplained.,
You are discharged
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
A Child Worth Her Weight In
Gold.
Detroit Free Press.

Detroit Free Press.
A few. years ago steamer was
coming from California. The cry
OF " Fire. 6re!5 suddenly thrilled
every heart. Every effort was
made to stay the flames, but in
vain. 1t soon became evident that
the SHIP must be- lost. The burn
| z mass was headed for shore,
which was not far Oft.
"A passenger was seen buckling
his belt of gold around his waist,
ready to plunge into waves. just
theu u pleading voice arrested
him:
"Please, sir, can you swimT
A child's blue eyes we're piercing
into his deepest soul as he looked
down upon her.
"Yes, child, l can SWIM"
"Well, sir, won't you please save
mer
"Icapnot do both,r he thought
I" must save the child aud lose
the gold. But a moment ago
was anxious for this whole ships
company; now 1 am douhtiDg
whether | shall exchange human
life for paltry gold"
Unbuckling the belt he east i
from him and said, "Yes, it'll,
| girl, l will try to save you.' Stoop
ing down he babe her clasp hel
hands aronnd his neck. Thus
child not so tight as to choke me
There, hang on now, and | will tr,
to make lsnd.p
The child bowed herself on hi
broad shoulders, and clung to he
dellverer. With a heart thric
strengthened aud au arm thric
neryed he struck ont tor shor
Wave after wave washed owe
them. Still, the brave man he'll
out, aud the dear child on, until
mighty mountain billow swept til
sweet treasure from his embrace
and cast him senseless on the blea
rocks. Kind hands m,nistered t
him. Reco' eripg his CONSCIOUSNESS
the torn ot the ear child met h
earnest gaze, bending over hi
with more than angel ministrationi
aud blessing him with mu bu
eloquent benedictions.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
The Model Wife.

Oakland. Cal, Independent.
The best natured woman in the
United States lives IN Austin. She
bad been married number of
years To "a man named Ferguson,
but she aud her husband have never
bad "a quarrel yet, aud he has ire
quently boasted that il is utterly
impossible to make her angry.
Ferguson made several desperate
attempts to see ii he could not ex-
asperatc her to look cross or scowl
at him, merely TO gratity his curios-
ity, but the more outrageously he
acted the more sffable aud loving
| she behaved. 49,
Last week he was talking 10 a
friend about what u hard time be
had trying to find out il bis wife
had IA temper. The friend offered
TO bet fifty dollars that if Ferguson
We're 10 20 home drunk, raise row
and pull the tiIble cloth tull OF dishes
of the table she would show some
signs OF annoyance. Ferguson said
he didn's want to rob a friend Of
his mouey, tor he knew he would
win but they at last made the bet
of tifty dollars = the friend to hi,le
in the front yard aud watch the
proceedings Of the convention
| through the window.
Ferguson came home late, and
apparently fighting drunk. She met
him at the gate, kissed him aud as
sisted his tottering steps to the
house. He sat down hard in the
middle of the floor, and howled out:
"Confound your ugly picture,
what did you mean by pulling that
chair from under mer
"Oh! | hope you didn't hurt
yourself. 1t isa,my awkwardness,
but Ill try not totlo it again." and
she helped .him,to his feet, although
she had uothing to do with his fall
Ing. f.sl y =
Hetheu satdown on the sofa, aud
sliding oil onthe floor. abused her
like a pickpocket for lifting up the
othe eud of the sofa, all of which
she took good naturally, aud finally
she led him to the supper table. He
ithrew u plate AT hel but she acted az
ii she had not noticed it, aud asked
him ii he w0uld take tea or coffee
Then the brute seized the table
cloth aud sat down on the floor
pulling the dishes aud everything
,e over with him In QUE graut
rash.
n wlar did this noble woman do
4 DO YOU suppose she grumbled an'
lalked about going home TO her ma
or that sue sat down and cried lik,
\ tool, or that she sulked or pouted
Not a bit of il. Vita u pleasan
nile, she said:
Why, George, this is "A new idea
amt iti We have been marie,
ten years, and haven't ever yet at
our supper on the floor. Won't
pe fnn--just like those pic-nics W
b used 10 90 to before we got mal
; ried ~ Aud theu this angelic woma
; deliberately sat on the floor alons
, side of the wretch, arranged til
! dishes, and fixed him up.a nice SUI
per.
This broke George all up. II
owned up he was only fooliug he
aud offered to give her the fifty do
lars to get a new hat, but she too
the money aud bought hun u ne'
q suit OF clothes and a box OF cigars.
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0bIisin<4Preeasr.

just back Of MisSiolasv r, %.
Chattanooga, while tolloFIrs r.
highway to reach TGnh I, Hilf. :
came across little church halt H.
den In the woods. The b,ilrire
w2s primitive, snd the OIL es. :.
seho sat on a log bv the lu,. 49,
more so. After | had .lads i4nui
les about the route, snd Was 70 ~
70 60 on, he said:
T" Better come down, boss, "a
come ia TO meetin,.s
Do you hold service this af.er-
noon, my friendfu
Yes, sab. We am gwine - ope
IN about five minits, an I'spects &c
sermon will be a powerful oists
IL didn't seem right 10 BE- rid..g
around the country on Sunday, aal
80 got down and took Seat bssid.
the old man. After few minutes
spent in general talk he said il was
time to goiu. followed ailer him,
aud found myself the sole audieacs..
l next t0and that he was viIe
preacher who was % deliver the
powerful sermon. lie opeued servi
ces IN regular form andNith all due
solemnity, aud then announced his
text aud commenced preaching. :.
| stood it for ifty-fve minutes.
aud them as he had only reached
second G,' | waited until he hal
closed his eyes aud thea made u
dive tor the door. Itwas M 20. I
hadn't gone six feet before he stop
ped his sermon and asked: :.
Stranger, must you be gwiuelr'
Yes, l teel that mast"
An you can't stop and heal ds
rest ob ,le discord r
"No.r
"Den III chop of right whar c
| lis.5
"Oh, don't do othat. You oa,, 20
on With your sermon just the.
same.D :.
But You see dar mus be col
leckshun tooken up after lie Ser.
mon,' he said In anxious tones. II
You'll obligs me by tskin' 4 seat, I'll
sing a hymn an pass de hat.D = |,
sat down. and when he hap
read aud sung a hymn he pssseii
his hat, transferred tha quarter 10,
his vest pocket and said:
~ didn't get down to de most
powerful part Of de sermon ; but il
yon happen 1one dis way mex, Sou.
day III gis' you dc odder half. Dat
quarter nomes jist In time to en-
courage me to keep de good work
bilin.r
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

When young man kisses his
Girl goodnight about 1:30 a.m., he
may have nearly a mile to walk be-
tore reaching his home, and he ell
vies his girl, who, be supposes,
jumps IN bed aud is fast asleep ten
minutes after be leaves the house..
He doesn't know that she mnst
first fish seventy.nine hair pins out
of her head; one at Q time, and
twist her hair up into bits OF paper
no that it willorimp nicely tho next
day, aud that he is IN bed snoring
before sue turns of the gas. II he
was aware of this fact, perhaps he
would leave earlier.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
c,,a.cery Court. seventh District
GEORGE WOOD, Chancellor.


,..k.ou county. first Monday Of March
.na s.ptsmber, continuing six days. !,
Harrison county, second Monday ~
March snd september, continuing SIX days 7
Hancock county, third Monday 70 March
and september, continuing six. days.
Marion county, second Monday ai.cr .ne
t,srth Monday IN slsrch aud September
soatipainr six dayA - A..
''p p.rry county, hrst Monday after tne
6ar,h Monday IN March and September
continuing six dayf. u.,
'1, arssns eouuty. fourth Mondaysin March
and Ssptenber, continuing six days. =,
Ws,nc county, fourth Monday after .ne
fourth Monday cf March and september
continuing six days. u,d
Clarke County, first Monday in May and
November, continuing six days;
Lauderdale county, third MONDAY "
Nav AMI November, continuing twei''
days. 4, Ma,
and November, continuing six days
Mouthly rules OF Chauccry Court on IN
,soond Monday in each month.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
THE COURTS
REGULAR TERas.
circuit Court. seventh D'sirie'.
.,NuEL n. TERRAL, Judge
~uouAsg rORD. District Attorney.

r.,s. souuty, 6rst Monday In February
Ingrss. eentinuink twelve days.
NO s.npsr nm eeanty. fret Monday IN March
fsSss.~mbxr. eontisuiug twelve days.
~ td.a3srdals county, first Monday N July
u January containing twenty-foa Judi
.n sssis.xs II business requires: -,
wsxus county, 6rst Monday 10 APni
"a october. continuing SIX days; -,
90 G,ssns county, second Monday 10 APrn
"a Vote S,ssober, continuing six days;
sDp p.5rs county. third Monday In Apiil
"a october, continuing six days,
~ Marion county. fourth Monday IN Apnl
..S oe,ebsr, continuing six days.
~ hancock county. first Monday AFTER the
osrtb Monday Of April and October, con
.ianing twelve days. .o.,
WAR Tarfi.ou county, third Monday aitel
A. fourth Monday Of April aud October
Is'I.ou county. fourth Monday afte'
ssr,b Monday Of April and October, con
naaiug twelve days.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

. An editor offered a prize of flfty
dollars aa,la years subscription for
the best written proposal of mar.
ridge from n lady. He picked a
nice proposal from a beautiful and
wealthy widow, answered 1t accept.
ing the proposal, and with the threat
Of 4 breach Of ofIromise suit, actually
captured her. Editors may not &c.
qnire wealth BY writing twenty.
three hours a day, hnt. when their
ernius takes the right shoot, they
procure the persimmons.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

At the marriage of Mr.. aud Mrs.
George Harris at Mount. Meridian,
Va, the bride refused to say
+" Yesv to the question whether shs
would obey her husband. She said
that she saw no reason in, such q
promise, aud he concludestthat no
harm would be done by omitting 1t,
since he intended to snake her
mind anyhow Two years elaps-
ed, and y few days ago the unset'
tied question. arose again. Geo p
ordered his wife to fry chicken "
diuner, aud sAsl insisted on lroa'
it. He brought ID . D.
declared that.he woal''
til she obeyed. She y.
led bim. a1r
+ Avail
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

Don't talk too much, try and he q
good listener, SAID father to Ihis
little boy, but when he caught the
lad with bis ear to q koyhGle one
day. when his sisiee's beau came to,
see her, he thought the boy didn't
fully catch on to his meaning.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

"No, sir,n said tie man, "you,
needn't tell me a woman ever had
her dress pocket picket. don't
believe thief could discover it. l
know I've tried for two hours to
find the pocket of oueof my wife's
dresses, aud had to give it up.n
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
PespIs pay their money

People pay their money
For balloons in the air;
Pay for what they eat and drink,
And nay for what th-y war;
Pay 10 pains and sickness,
For travel, rest and joys.
Pay the clerk and preacher,
And pay tor girls and bOysi
They pay tor giIdsd misery,
And pay for sights they see,
But when it eames to newspapers,
They always want them free.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

Section 10, towpsurrlage cer-
for the term Of n 10 hhu MISS idder
on Mondays<G Witnessed by Pok NJ,
~ Ut the residence of Mr.. '''0a
a.. y. Anderson, on Pas lumn
\ Street. Mr.. Via has won 4 A D
4 con,nanion nv mi. 49,. reprrs
1 e,.r.nton - w .. so' who p
s"~" ''qos anosnef aufes
founR ladies The haprv owrci
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

This is the rock of ages. as tired
father said, who had kept She era
die going for two hours, and the
baby still awake.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27
NOTICE.

LAND OFFICE AT JACK
septembersoN, Missy
Notice is hereby given thl<<, io].
prepared on the 18th day ut ! will be
1881, at 10 O'Clock am. TO rerf november,
tions to enter the sw Or secbeiye applica-
ship south, range west tion y. town
Meridian (formsr Augusta ~. Stephens
X. c. KEHiHtrict).
Sept. %, 1852. RR, Register.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

To wait and trust, is often the
latest lesson we learn in Life.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

Biloxi, Miss, Nov. ~, 1881 4
II .Housah, Esq, 6 st. Charles St., NJ
Orleans: ew
Dear Sir-I have boon wearing pf
your ''medicatod glasses" for about snif OF
not only with more satisfaction thas year,
derived from any other glasses, bn ever
. positive improvement in eycslghnt with
that period, which can attribUt during
other cause. unless It be to the ee 70 no
glasses. Very respectfully youFse Of the
w. T. Wts
For sale by Geo. w. Wilkes <LTHALL..
ents for Moss Point ani ! Co., sol
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

Gold Is, IN its last
sweat OF the poor end, d,,,.lss M
the brave. fort of
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-10-27

Man psrdons and torgets; woman
pardons only.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-10
From st. Louis.

EDrroR FREE PRESS The suspense is over,
and Charles M. Whitney has just been ap-
pointed collector of customs at st. Louis.
The action of the President is a complete
surprise " and bitter disappointment to
many truly loyal and prominent applicants,
notably among them General John s. Cav
onder, whose "brIlliant war record and
pronounced stalwart views made him shin
ing mark for presidential favors.
The Olympic theatre buildings, situated
opposite the Southern hotel, have just been
finished. This magnificent structure is Uix
stories high, is of marble front, and is
grand and imposing in appearance, occupy
ing the entire block.
The sensational prosecution of the gam
bling fraternity was finally ended today
by the second pardon of Robert G. Pate,
Henry Lendorf and John Glardon, the lead
ers and proprietors of gambling houses.
Governor Crittenden will not permit any one
to see the petitions or divulge the names of
those who signed the applicat ons for par
don.
Much soIicitude is felt here at the alarm
ing reports of yellow fever at Rio Grande
City, but it is confidently hoped that the
perfect and rigid quarantine of the Texas
authorities will prevent the spread Of the
dread disease.
We are having another genuine racket "
in police circles here, and Chief Kennett has
resigned and the secretary Of the police
commissioners, it is said, must 90.
The weather is delightful, and refreshing
showers have been falling throughout tie
State all week.
The crops are good, beyond anything in the
experience of the 4" Oldest inhabitant.
William A DAVID, mate of the steamer
Fannie Tatum. was murdered on Monday
afternoon by . negro deck hand Of the boat
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RATES oFSUBSCRIP7YON.

RATES or ADVERTISING.
One square. one insertion $l 90; each addition
a, insertion under one month 80 oeats Der square.
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reliable erterprisirg partner, with capital ccm-
me 1su ave w;,h my farm of 100 of ineXhaust-
ible RIO BIZ uco DO tom lands 45 in high state
OF cu iya.ion, with more adjacent for sale-every
foot susceptible of irrigation with an
site f)r hydraulic power, 10 place water win pre-
csiop anu cou veaicuce both for domestic, aud irri
Ea,ion purposes and to the establishment OF an en-
yiable hes tu aud money -cOining estate, one mile
10 N tue prospective South Western N. e. X. X Tor
shipping stall fed beeves, and other produce 10 mar
ke, or Twill sell 10 a capitalist reasonably, as
am unable pecuaiarily to attach tue necessary I'M
proyemeuts. Come such as are interested and see.
C,JI on or address G. MARION CADE,
Wimberly, Hays Co. Texas,
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named Wilson. The murderer is now at
the "Four Courts" and is held to answer
for murder in the first degree The kill
ing grew out of dispute about wages.
Cam. SMYTHH.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-10
INKLINGS OF LIFE IN A WEST
TEXAS VILLAGE.
A Little Boys Journal.

Passages from the Diary Of CLAUDE RENE
JULIAN, late Of San htarcOs, 7'eras. Born
at Richmond Ind, Oct. Z, 1sG6-Died
April 23, 1881.
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Glenn's Sulphur Soap purifes the skin.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye" Socts.
Pixies Tootsche Drops. eure IN one ninsfe
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rangement Of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
Bad Breath: Pain in the Side, sometimes the
pain Is felt under the Shoulder-blade, mistaken for
Rheumatism general loss Of appetite: Bowels
the head Is troubled with pain, Is dull and heavy,
with considerable loss Of memory, accompanied
with painful sensation ofleaving undone something
which ought to have been done; slight, dry cough
and flushed face Is sometimes an attendant, often
mistaken for consumption; the patient complains
Of WEAKNESS and debility; nervous, easily startled;
feet cold or burning, sometimes prckly sensation
OF the skin exists spirits arc low and despondent,
fciai, yet one can hardly summon up fortitude to
try TIN fact, dstrusts every remedy. Several
OF the above symptoms attend the disease but cases
have occurred when but few Of them existed, yet
examination after death has shown the Liver to
have been extensively deranged.
1t should be used by all persons, old and
young, whenever any Of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living in Un-
healthy Localities, by taking'a dose OCCASION
all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau-
sea, Drowsiness, Depression Of Spirits, etc. II
will invigorate like glass Of wine, but Is no In.
tOxicating beverage.
If You have eaten anything hard Of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals, or Sleep
less at night take dose and you will be relieved.
Time and Doctors Bills will be saved
by always keeping the Regulator
in the Housei
For, whatever the ailment may be, a thoroughly
safe purgative, alternative and tonic can
never be out Of place. The remedy is harmless
and does not interfere with business or
pleasure.
1T IS PURELY VEGETABLE.
And has all the power and efficacy of Calomel or
Quinine, without any Of the injurious after effects
A Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use in my
family for some time, and am satisfied it is q
valuable addition to the medical science.
]. GILL SHORTER, Governor Of Ala
Hon. Alexander II. Stephens, of Ga,
says: Have derived some benefit from the use of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it a
further trial.
"The only Thing that never fails to
Relieve."-1 have used many remedies for Dys-
pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything to benefit me to the extent
Simmons Liver Regulator has. / sent from Min
nesota to Georgia for it, and would send further for
such medicine and would advise all who are SIM
ilarly affected to give it trial as seems the only
thing that never fails to relieve.
P. M. JANNEY, Minneapolis, MINI.
DR.. T. w. Mason says: From actual ex-
perience in the use of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice have been and am satisfied to use
and prescribe it as purgative medicine.
HY~ Take only the Genuine, which always
has on the Wrapper the red z Trademark
and Signature of j. III. ZEILIN & co.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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The great sympathetic and muscahr sys-
TEN, on which full and hezlthfal develop
ment depends, kept fnoza growing hAbby
and inactive By using Browns Iron BEtess.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-10

GsTILL onward winds the dreary way
- with it, for l long to prove
SS No lapse of moons can canker Love,
Whatever tickle tongues may say.
And if that eye which watches guilt
And goodness, and hath power to see
Within the green the mouldered tree,
And towers fallen as soon as built
O, if indeed that eye foresee,
Or see, Gin Him is no before,) /.
In more of life true life no more,
And Love the Indifference to be,
So might find, ere yet the morn
Breaks hlthcr over Indian seas,
That Shadow waiting with the keys,
To cloak me from my proper scorn.
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EStray Notice.

Estrayed by OF. johnson before John Richardson
Justice of the Peace precinct No. Hays County,
April 26, 1882. one white horse about 4a.. hands
high l2 years old not branded. Appraised at'$l6.0 100
Witness my hand, July 1882.
I'd. J. l., GREEN, Clerk Co.. Court Hays Co
ily.l5-3t
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BGICK. BRICK /.

Cod se5pd. gsu-burnsd FaIi-sizs slop Brick.
- sals st ssbf pet Thous1nI re9setson vi
1S e foI large s1aEiifies. At GRAls fAkD-
A7-thes's c-ossisE ar u