Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-03
FOR LADIES ONLY.
A Column Exclusively for tho Gen.
tier Sex, S
10 Which win Always Be Found the Latest
News Concerning Them-Sayings
and Doings Of Leading
Females.
HOUSEHOLD NOTES AND GOSSIP.

Old Orchard Beach, we learn, has q
$4,000 heiress. Great snakes! And
our vacation Is over. - o..
Ella Wheeler says that 'love Is
| enough" Ella has evidently been
reading from DR.. Tanner. -
It was Detroit girl that married at
Is so as to have her golden wedding
when 1t would do her some good.
The woman's Silk Culture Associs-
ton gave Mrs. Garfield a dress pattern,
and she says she will keep it as an heir
loom.
1t was dressmaker looking at bow
legged bather who remarked: "My!
what bias limbs; how awfully they
stand in need of q tuck and gore"
There Is one advantage in warm
weather. At no other season OF the
year can you spread the butter on the
children's bread so evenly and so thinly.
The young woman who snseriHgly
remarks that men are all alike general
ly shows her sincerity by taking the
first man that offers himself to
her.
An Iowa woman named her baby
! after Queen Victoria, and the Queen
never even thanked her for the honor
conferred, or asked her if the child had
| red hair.
No matter how handsome young
woman may be, when the right man
| comes along she Is ready to yield the
palm of beauty, if he have the sense to
ask for il.
Takes a woman for ingenuity. A
| Cleveland girl who had new bonnet
| she wanted toshow cOntrived to get her
| self called as witness on case she
knew nothing about.
A boy of6 and girl of 2, at Ballard
willie, Neb., are mated tor marriage by
their foolish parents, who have signed
an agreement that the wedding shall
take place in the year 1897.
Morse the inventor of the telegraph,
and Bell, the inventor of the telephone,
both had mute wives. Little comment
is necessary; but just see what men can
do when everything if quiet.
az declarew exclaimed Mrs. Tindice
az never saw a gal like our Sary Jane.
| worked eenamost two hull days on
her new bathin' dress, and don't you
think she got it wringin' wet the fust
time she put it on"
1t is said that the Princess Louise,
! wife of Lord Lorne, "has her hvorlte
French and German authors in her bed
room, where she can always put her
hands OH them" We shouldn't blame
Lorne for making row about that.
A woman bathed in red flannel
costume at Rye beach the other day,
| and a COW in u neighboring field made
| a drive for her, and for time there
was more surf than Neptune had pro-
vided. They had to kill the cow in or
| der to get the woman safely back to her
| bath-hOuse.
/ A Chicago man came home very
early the other evening, kicked his wife
and children into the street, locked the
door, and then went to bed. His wife
made no complaint, but went to re-
lative's and with beaming face exclaim-
ed: "Thank fortune know where my
husband is this night, anyway"
The Philadelphia girl is fond of Ian
guages and tennis, and talks about her
grandfather; the New England girl
lives in boat, is brown as a berry,
wears scarlet stockings, yellow sandals,
round hat, and blue flannel gown; and
Baltimore girls wear fine clothes and
look pretty-is the report of writer at
Old Point Pleasant. She might have
added that the Chicago girl takes the
wheat"
A certain married gentleman got up
out of his bed Wednesday night and
took new red cover let and lay down
upOn it on the floor. In the morning
when he got up his wife gave yell of
fright, for on the day before she had
been reading of the tattOoed man, and
for moment she thought he had brok-
en- into her chamber. That new red
coverlet is now for sale at asecond-hand
store.
A Rockland woman has made quilt
containing 3, 69S pieces. 1t is necessary
to say that this Rockland woman is
nigh on to hundred, never wore glass
es, milks all the cows on the Farm and
makes all the butter, besides doing her
house-work, helping in the hay field,
going to market every other day, and
getting through thousand and one
other duties in the course oftwenty-
four hours. 1t is necessary to mention
these trifiing things. OF course this
Rockland woman is no exception to the
general rule in the innumerable race of
patch-wOrkers.