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The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1882-04-01

A fire broke out in shaft Of deep
coal mine ut Canton, ILL.,, and the minero
made a wild rush for the elevator,
crowding the cnge aud fighting for
places Five trips of the cage would
carry them all up, but it looked us
though the flames would quickly close
the exit, and in the irightand confusion
all struggled to be first. Tom Lukey,
the cecil and muscular boss OF the gang,
drove them all aside, and then called
out the names Of as many MS could be
hoi ted ON ut once. Ia mixing the
selections he ohoE0 those who had large
dependent families When the cage
came down he filed it with those who
had fewer relatives, aud neat time with
husbands who had no children. II was
not until the fourth lift thae unmarried
wore given chance, The nth car
Rod some almost wnr hloss bumners
and Lukey himself with the fire
scorching their clothes Whom praised
for his act he carelessly replied; "Ob,
that wasn't anything. II | hadn't got
those fello ,s out Of the way would
have been harmed mp, don't You soel
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Tue Rolorm Primer.

The Boston Traveller has issued the
reform primer for 1882 II is in one
volume, eight sentences and eight para
graphs, The simplest mind can com
prehend IL, which is quality not
usually possessed by SO called reform
publications. lis truthiulnesa al,o
comments IT, Here il Is;
Is il an office?
II Ia an office,
Does the man want the oileoY
Tho N m does want the Office
What ia man who wants an oiilce ?
II he Il our man he isa "reiormcri
II the man Is not our man, what IA
hef
'fhen he il spoil hunter
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1882-04-01

TuKnr IL a Chicago girl who haa
been dying for the laat two years; hv-
ing a. u were, with ono foot Ia the
grave The physicians have hopea
however. They say she can't get the
other foot d no room,
InAl Il dooa not necessarily follow
because a man haa The ohillhlaina he
also has tho chilla
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1882-04-01

-JAeg. what relation 10 you IL that
old genueman l Jaw you with, this
morning y 'uh, not much, he's mar
sled 10 my grandparents only daugh'
ter
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acknowledgements for les. than three months
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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-08-15
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rho Mule--A noy,. composltion.

The mewl is an anermul which was born
after Noer built the ark. The rinoserus
wus in the ark, but there amt no account
of the mewl being there, an / guess he
wasn't, eos he would've bruised around in
it an made trouble. Noer landed on Mount
Areat, but If the mewl had been in the ark
there amt 10 telling where Noer would've
landed. The chances are he would nave
been kilt by the mewl, COS n mewl don't
like to be cooped up it amt in his mater.
Mount Areat is j big hill in the Holy Land,
aAI there Noer turned loose the unerkorn
an the lamb, an the Guns roared.
If l amt wrong, Mount Areat was the
place where the profit Eliger few up in a
blaze of fire. Some boys who go crawfish-
in on Sunday call the profit Lige. I've
got a dog named Lige. He is a bride
bulldog and won't back down for a cirku-
lar saw. Dad bought him from Jim Jones's
unkle.- Jim Jones's grandma is hip-shot,
an wears a plum-colored glass eye, an
shouts at camp meetinis. Dad bought the
dog to keep the niggers outen the water
melon patch, an it's wrong to call the
profit Lige. BAD boys amt got no re-
spect for the profits no how. I'm the head
in my Sunday-school class. Deakun Smith
owned a big roam mewl, an he had q wart
on his leg ana Roman nose. A man nam
ed wilkins who loafes around tryin' to get
on kurrlners Juries tole Deakun smith TO
pull a hair outen the nevis tail, and tie it
round the wart, an it would come off in
two days. Deakun Smith pulled the hair
outen the nevis tail. Doctor Jimson ses
that Deakun Smith won't he able TO pass
the co~ntribushin box for two weeks. He
wus kicked through a board fence in the
stummick and fell in a wasp nest bigger'n
q door mat.
Dad tole Wilder Spriggs that he wcnld
rather work in n powder facktery tina.
fool with a nevis tail. Dad has handled
nevis. He SEES that a mewl and a savings
bank won't do to trust no way you can fix
it; that a mewl will let you ride him thirty
years to get a chance to fall off a bridge
with you. Never let a mewl with lots of
white in his eyes point his tail at your
head. Dad SEES it amt safe, an won't miss
its aim once in n thousand. The best way
to hitch a mewl in a Vaughn is to hire a
niger. A mewl has to git up an dust 70
git away with a Niger. They are kin,
somehow. The Missury mewl is an Amer
kim institushun, but the Spanish mewl kin
telescope his hine legs an is a perferk tor
nader when he gets mad. You can tame
the mild Bengoil tiger, but keep away
from the Spanish mewl.
The cote is next to the mewl for mean
ness. an the mewl can't be beat.
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Tho q. 9. Mail carried We
have Fint-Class Eating Stations, and
the division agents take all pains to
secure ~ comfort Of passengers. The
route veil Protected, having three
military posts o the road, leaving
only Is niles between military campa
insortng afety over the entire routs,
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d~yspeptic, and has gloomy ideas of life; Is
detected, untitled for ACTIVE mental or ply
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spells Of ininting OF rush OF blood To the head
is tired OF life. dislikes company; is nervous
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THE BEST PAYING ROAD IN THE
COUNTRY.

Especial telegram to the Pioneer Press.]
New YORK. Aug .15.-The rise in ST. Palu,
Minneapolis s. Manitoba stock is accounted
for by statement from private sources
of high character of speedy script divi.
dend of 80 per cent, and au advance in
the cash dividend rates to per cent. The
company is earning % per cent. on the
stock, and the friends of the company be.
lieve it will raise to 1870. The $1,000, 600
in cash received from the last issue will
be used to pay for acquired branches and
the construction of a new 800 mile road
without placing any bonds upon the latter.
The company reported the July earnings
were at the rate of $11, 900 per mile. which
is 81 900 per mile more than the. North
western, and $4,000 more than the st.
Paul road. The leading stockholders Of
the Manitoba company claim that their
land grant is more than equal in value to
the roads entire bonded Indebtedness.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
here is the best on the Jersey coast but 1t
has never become avery popular place Of

here is the best on the Jersey coast but 1t
has never become avery popular place OF
resort. '' r'S"
My next sea shore visit was to Ocean
Grove. This place is peculiar in many re.
spects. 1t is divided by an artificial lake
called Wesley Lake, the respective divisions
are Ocean Grove and Ashbury Park. 1t il
emphatically a Methodist institution. It
would suit the views of their great founder
by strict observance to law and gospel.
No trains are allowed to run here on Sun.
day; mo milk man on Sunday; no doctor
allowed to ride his horse on Sunday; no
during divine service. The police would
ment or for squirting tobacco Juice It's
poor place for thirsty people to come to,
no whiskey or beer, no not even cigar to
get for love or money, and yet it is very
large city and destined to. be: much larger.
Lots that sold q few years ago for 800
now sell for 81, SEQ. There are no hotels
as large as at Cape May but any amount
of cosy cottages and tents. The people
came here to have real home and they
have it. I heard the renowned Bishop An
drews preach one of his celebrated SER
mons in the Auditorium. This building
seats six thousand, and was filed to its
utmost capacity. g..
have visited West Chester where
George lives. This place is "Bosting"
No.2 So much aristoeracy in SO small q
place have never seen. 1t is boiled down
to the very essence. The authorities
wouldn't allow factory to 60 up in the
place lest it should bring in a lower order
of beings. have also visited the cram
berry farms of New Jersey where they
have thousand mosquitoes to every ber-
ry. I am now visiting the celebrated snuff
mills of Carrot & Sons, Delaware, the
guest of Mr.. Durham who has been
foreman of the establishment for over
twenty years, an excellent man with q
family that can't be excelled, two daugh-
tiers that George thinks are angels and
think SO too. I leave here to-day for
Kennett Square where they are manufac.
adapted to stoneless country and think
would be just the thing for our country.
AS have not seen them vet will reserve
my remarks for my next letter.
One thing l see we are far behind this
country with, viz, stock, especially cattle.
There is good mixture of AldeIny or
Jersey in all the stock I have SEEN l am
on the borders of Chester county now
and see no hogs but Chester Whites.
This breed Iwould condemn for Minneso.
ia. They are too large and require too
long to grow for to be profitable in our
cold winters.
I visited the corn exchange and had to
answer an innumerable number of ques
lions about Minnesota wheat, which is the
all absorbing topic among -four merchants
H. WHITLEY.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
FROM OUR PEOPLE.
PIETY HILL.

Editor Tribune: .....
Everything is remarkably quiet on the
Hill, and why should it be otherwise dur.
ing dog days when the mercury is loung.
ing abont in the vicinity of hundred.
said everything was quiet, that is virtu-
ally the case with the exception of the Gu
cumber vines, they are making desperate
efforts to run all over the neighborhood;
they are grasping at everything that
comes along; here you see them hold OF
the beans, there the corn, out yonder the
celery, and there goes several shooting for
the turnip, beet and onion beds; nothing
apparently can escape them. We have
some fears that they will get hold of the
postmasters new patent gate, in that case
we will have some damage to pay. do
not understand why there should be such
perfect lull, the dominic is away we
need not fear him; his good wife and 9TH
ers are absent, there ought to be more life
and activity. More life? There is more
in one locality. For further particulars
ask President DeKay. The spacious resi-
dence of H. B. Wolff is undergoing some
repairs and slight addition is being added
to it. Alderman Spur is enjoying life
highly riding about after that fine car
rage horse. Soon the Hill will resound
with the merry laugh and shout of the lit
tie folks, we will see them by the score
pulling up hill with their little dinner pail
on their arm, then all will be life and &C
tivity. "A short time since we spent part
of an evening at the Dunn residence with
mine host and-well we looked around
but didn't see her. A choice and elegant
selection of paper has been put on the
walls; The rooms are magnifcently fur
| nished; the kitchen has been lathed and
plastered and one of the latest patterns of
cook stoves is in readiness for the prairie
chicken. We spent the hour or two very
pleasantly. There was, however, one
thing lacking. We are exceedingly fond
of music. However, "Walt." agreed to
regulate that by the time we called again.
MORE ANON
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
RENDSVLLLE.

A few weeks ago made the statement
that John Borrill had five acres OF the best
barley in town. Ihave since learned that
there were only four and one half acres.
Since that article was written, the barley
has been harvested and threshed, the yield
being 100 bushels. Oats are nearly all cut,
and the crop will probably be the largest
ever raised in this town. One man has
200 acres, and Judging from the shocks in
the field, it will be a low estimate at 10,-
900, and would not be surprised if there
was $4,000 bushels. The average CT the
wheat crop will be above last year; how
much we cannot tell until after thrcshing.
Some men that have lived here nearly
seven years claim to have the best wheat
crop they have ever raised Some new
breaking they think will yield 20 or more
bushels per acre, while their old fields have
never been better than this year. Other
men that have lived here equally as long,
say that they have never had so small a crop
as this year. have seen some fields that
will not yield more than five or six bushels
per acre. The potato crop will be the
largest ever raised in this town. and some
men think they have made a mistake in
planting so many potatoes this year. But
let US wait and see. A few acres of pota.
toes at twenty-five cents per bushcl will
pay better than the same number of acres
of wheat Potatoes are worth twenty five
cents per hushel to feed to hogs. Potatoes
and pumpkins, with a little corn or barley
meal, makes the best feed for swine. Then
let us raisemore potatoes, more PUMPKINS,
more corn and barley, and more hogs:
Pork always brings good price and will
for years to come, What has become OF
the potato beetle this year? There is none
in this part of the country, and those who
wish to raise crop of them next year
will be obliged to gettheir seed from some
other place. The few fields of corn that
escaped the ravages of the gopher last
spring are now looking splendid. The
two weeks of hot, dry weather, has beer
very favorable for corn. The hottest day
we have had in this town during the pas
two weeks was 80 degrees. The average
heat during that time in the heat of the
day was about 81 degrees.
F. G.. Smith has very valuable COW
that was found lying down in the pasture
last Monday night, after the rain, unable
to get up, and after getting her up it wa:
found she had not the use of her legs. i
is supposed she was struck by lightning
She was better the next morning and it il
thought she will get over it.
A FARMER.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
GRACETLLLE.

AUGUST ID, 1SS2.-Weather very favor.
erable for harvest. All the farmers in
this section of the country have COM
menced harvesting and report excellent
crops. Experts and machine agents are
kept on the war path day and night.
There have been some oats threshed in
this vicinity and it is reported they yielded
fifty bushels per acre. >. Measles IRE the
order of the day as there are many cases
of them in this immediate vicinity. The
Lake View hotel has again changed hands
emily Mr. Cliff is keeping very good
house and one worthy. of patronage. We
sincerely hope he will meet with success.
>. There was party of the delegates to
the state G. y. A. convention visited us
the latter part of last week and were very
we'll pleased with the appearance of the
country. ARROW.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24

The present management of the North
ern Pacific seems determined to make
their road one of the best. in the country,
and are now making a big improvement
in the Brainerd branch. Heavy steel rails
ore being laid in place Of the old; iron
ones, and the road is being placed in the
best condition. When the improvements
on the road, from Sank Rapids to Brninerd
are completed it will be as good apiece OF
road as there is in the west, and it issaid
that passenger trains can safely run q the
rate of sixty miles an hour upon it,, 81
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
LAND OFFICE AT FERGUS FALLS. I
1000

Notice is hereby given that the following named
settler has filed notice of his intention to make
final proof in support of his claim, and that said
proc will be made before the Register and Re-
ceiver, u. s. Land ONCE, at Fergus Falls, Mimi,
on October Z, 1882. viz: Thomas T. Hagen.
homestead application No. 334l, and additional
homestead application No. 6377, for the west half
of the southeast quarter and east half OF the
of fange 90 west 9th P. M. Minnesota. He names
the GLOWING witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation of said land. viz:
Gunder Larson. Erik e. Solseth, Hartvig Estby
and Halvor H. Saulie, all of Morris P. O.. Stevens
county, Minnesota.
Is f SoREN LIsToF, Register.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
DELE WARE.

Mr.. Editor:
When I last wrote you was signing to
get cut of the great city of Philadelphia;
we'll, / got behind a locomotive and after
a rapid ride of twenty miles found
myself clear of the noise and confusion,
and landed in Cape May. The last time I
visited this place, 33 years ago, there were
then three hotels. about three million sand
ticks and as many mosquitoes. There are
now number Of huge hotels and fair
sized city of cottages, the owners Of which
vie with each other for who can put the
most money in their houses. The bathing
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24

The St. Paul Globe is to be very much
improved About September LIST it will
appear as an eight page paper, exactly
double the present regular. size. The
sheet will be cut, folded and pasted, max
ing all pages easily accessible for the
reader. In addition to the above, the
Globe has secured a special telegraph wire
to Chicago, New York and Washington,
which will be exclusively and entirely, At
the service of this paper. uis.y
The Globe states that when these
plans are perfected it will be second to
no newspaper in the west. OF the cor
rectness Of this claim the public viii soon
be able TO Judge.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
LAND OFFICE AT FERGUS FALLS, |

n
Notice is hereby given. that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention to
make final proof in support of his claim and that
said proc will be made before the clerk of
court for Stevens county, at Morris, Minnesota.
on September 25, 1882, viz: John Alison,
homestead application No. $685.. for the lots and 5
and northwest quarter of southwest qusrter Of
section 26. town 125. north Of range al west 9Th
P. NJ. Minnesota He names the following wit
nesses to prove hia continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz Charles Olson,
John G.. Hvile, Hans Syyerson and Sam. Hanson,
all of Morris P. o., Stevens county. Minnesota.
10 SoREN LIsToE, Register.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
CUSTOM WORK

will at all times receive Prompt Attention.
Crisis either Ground or Exchanged as the
owners prefer -,s ."r
Morris tribune., 1882-08-24
LAND OFFICE AT FERGUS FALLS.
A 1 1890. {

Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of hisintention to
said proof will be made be fore the clerk Of dis
trict court for Stevens county. at Morris, Mimi.
on September IL, 1882, VIZ: Carl Landberg, ad-
ditional homestead application No. 705S, final No.
$780, for the lot 1, section g. town 126, north Of
range 40 west 9Th p. NJ. Minnesota. He names
the following witnesses to prove his con:
tinu0us residence upon and cultivation Of
said land. viz: John CHM. Hans Arneson,
Edward Erikson and Lewis Erikson, all Of
DonnellyP o., Stevens county, Minnesota.
II SoREN LIsToE, Register.