The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-12-20
Wit and Wisdom.

The glorious old fashioned husking bees have
been revived in Berks county, red ears, kisses,
and all; yet many Philadelphia youth who
takes his girl to the theatre, strains his ewes
looking at the stage, smokes cigarettes be-
tween the acts, and then takes her home again,
thinks he knows what fun is-Philadelphia
News.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate in Seasick-
ness.
PROF. ADOLPH OFT, New York, says
81 used it for seasickness among the passengers
during passage across the Atlantic. In the
plurality of cases saw the violent symptoms
yield, which characterize that disease, and give
way to healthful action of the functions i'm
paired.
Vennor's almanac for 1883 lies before us.
Don't misunderstood us. We don't mean to
say-well, what we do mean is that we have
received copy, and that it contains sixty
pages of statements regarding the extent,
quality and durability of next years weather
Texas Siftings.
Group, Diphtheria and Whooping Cough get
prompt relief and rapid cure by the use of
Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine remedy.
$50 your business is picking up, eh?" said a
facetious cobbIer to ragpicker who had just
begun operation on an ash barrel in front of
his shop door. Eyes, and see yours is mend
ing,' quickly replied the ragged urchin.-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The great sale of Swedish Remedies is aston :
ishing, and for enriching the blood, creating
an appetite, or strengthening the whole system
nothing can surpass these remedies.
"Feel bad to think put that faro chip in
the contribution box by mistake said the
Louisville man. 81 reckon / dol That was a
IS chip, and they'll go and get it cashed and
get So out of me- when only intended to give
them fifty cents. Boston Post.
No other medicine has won for itself such
universal appreciation in its own city, State
and country, among all people, as Ayers Sar-
saparilla. 1t is the best combination of vege
table blood purifiers with the Iodide of Potes
SUM and Iron. ever offered to the public.
Jay Gould is. it is said, looking for illustra
lions for the tombstone to be erected upon the
new $4,000 plat bought at Woodlawn Gene
terry. How would shorn lamb do? 1t would
be kind OF suggestive of LIES work, and mel
ancholy enough for tombstone. Chicago
Inter-Ocean.
That weak back or pain in the side or hps
You will find Immediately relieved when Hop
Plaster is applied. 1t strengthens the muscles,
giving the ability to do hard work withou suf-
fering. Take none but this, tits sure.
Cairo, ILL.,, is the place where an English
sparrow carried lighted cigar stub to its nest
under the caves. The feathered pest, on view
ing results from an adjacent tree, concluded
that he felt about as did those Republicans
who invited Woodford to address them.-Bos-
ton Post.
Colorless women should wear no blue save
the very dark, stunning the electric and cadet
STANDARDIZATION Journal. That's all right
Now tell us what coored woman ought to
wear.-Philadelphia News.
Atrue iron medici ne, beneficial to the young
as well as the old who suffer from dyspepsia,
etc., is Browns Iron Bitters.
1t seems hard for school graduate to be
turned out on the world with nothing more to
learn in cases where study has been pleasure.
New Orleans Picayune.
Kurakof, the lung healer, and great Pine
remedy contains neither opiates nor narcotics
Free samples to actual sufferers. GupDy, Kins
man & Alden, Portland, Me.
The Indianapolis News says turkey stuffed
with oysters should be eaten with oyster sauce.
By the same rule, we suppose, q turkey stuffed
with corn should be eaten with corn-iuice sauce
Philadelphia ChronicleHerald.
Portland lady said: ST owe my success in
cooking puddings, biscuits, doughnuts, dump
lings, cakes &C., to Congress Yeast Powder.
1t never fails and that is what 1 can't say of
ONE others have used,'