The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-07
CLEANLINESS.

Tho prince Of Wales, it is said has re-
Gently taken to American whisky, and
is now addressed as Your Ryeness"
1t is said that hens can be trained to
eat potato bugs; but in that case can
anybody be trained TO eat eggs or hens?
I'm the light of this mcnageriem
cried the apir. Then the other beasts
wanted to put him out.
Three degrees of mining speculation
positive, mine; comparative, miner; SUI
perlatiye, minus.
The 'fours of habit" said the gam
bier, softly, as he dealt himself all the
aces in the pack.
Seventy American women took out
patents last year, and the most valuable
Invention was 5-cent shoe-buttoner
Atlantic City hotels bid for winter
guests by "sun parlors" where feeble
folks can roast themselves under glass.
Mrs. Ko, the widow of Prof. Ko,
doesn't want "to go back to the old
tyranny OF Oriental CUSTOM and prob
ably will continue to live in Boston.
Amarillo hcadstone has been placed
ut the grave of Keats's friend, Joseph
Severn, who lies beside the poet in the
protestant cemetery at Rome.
Experience teaches that il does roll an
artist to ask him: What will you take
for that frame with the picture thrown
in?
The difference between dog and
boy consists in the fact that when the
dog finds scent he doesn't spend it for
candy.
The widow Of Balzac, nee Countess
Rzewuska, has sold her Paris mansion
to Baroness de Rothschild widow of
Baron Solomon-James, for 100000
francs.
"How 10 Become the Owner of Your
Farm" is the name of pamphlet now
circulating in Ireland. The agitators
think that the easiest way is to shoot the
landlord.
Cleveland editors are developing n
genius for nicknaming. Thus the Penny
Press man speaks of the Leadcr as the
Follower, while Mr.. Cowlcs retorts on
his small adversary by clubbing it the
Penny Pas.
A California paper says that wildgecse
"swarm like bees" around Washoo lake,
Nev. The smoke-stack of q passenger
engine the other evening Knocked three
fat old ganders out of flock that was
flying across the track.
The trade in sheep pelts in Los An.
geles county, California, is very lively
OF late, the prices varying all the way
from 10 cents to 1925, according TO the
amount Of the wool and the grade OF
the dcfunct sheep, 60 cents being fair
average.
A play-bill dropped from the gallery
Of the Volks thcater, Copenhagen, took
fire from gas-jet Units fall, and, alight-
ing on lady's head, burned off her
bonnet and nearly all her hair before
the flames could be extinguished.
A rattlesnake confined in cage fol-
eleven months shed its skin four times,
ate sixty rats, and, although it had &C
cess TO tank Of water, an apparatu.
prepared for the purpose proved it hat
never drank drop.
The Springfield Union thinks that in
stead OF fitting out expeditions to dis
cover the North Pole, and TO suffer hard
ships in Arctic seas, II would seem NOR,
wise and sensible TO find out some things
we do not know about our own country
Ex-senator Thurman appears TO b,
the most jovial and contenied Of the re
tired statesmen. He laughed reporte
out Of his room in New York the othcI
day, saying that he really knew no NOR,
about politics than his friend, Johl
Smith.
A distinguished Spanish physician, DR.
Olive, after long term Of close obser
walton, gives 1t as his opinion that pow
dered cobwebs when taken in two
gramme doses, will cure the most obsti
nate cases of malarial fever. TO max
cobweb powder, clean the cobwebs, DIR
them In the sun, and pound them in
mortar. One gets thus IN ash-brow
powder, insoluble in water, and hardl
soluble In alcohol. 1890