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The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Another of those fine a. 3. Chase
organs at the City Book Store.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

-Sleepless Nights, made miserable
by that terrible cough. ShiIoh's Cure is
the remedy for you. Sold by W. f. De-
ment
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Go and see those beautiful pianos
and organs at Adler's; all new.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

-ShilOh's Cough and Consumption
Cure is sold by US on guarantee. It
cures consumption. Sold by VI. E. De-
ment.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Attention is directed to the card
OF DR.. Shafter in another column.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Hot and cold baths, the finest In the
city, at the Orient Bathing Rooms, OPP
pOsite H0lden's auction store.
JOE. CHARTERS. Proprietor.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

What handy thing telephone
is to have in the housel
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

The initial barge of the sAstoria
Transportation Company will be
launched at IL O'clock this morning.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Music for the piano, organ, flute,
violin, guitar, cornet, ACCORDION, banjo,
fife, concer ina and other Instruments,
Just received at Adler's music store.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18
Terms OF Subscrfption /:

,erved by Carrier. Per week...@ cepts
,enf % mail, four mouths. ............sS o.
sess by mali, cne year-........-.......s 3 %
Free Of Postage to Subscribers.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

-999numbers of the Franklin and Sea
side Libraries, by the best authors,
opened to-day at Adler's book store.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

New stock of ready made clothing,
gents furnishing goods, hats, caps, ETC..
at MclntnsRs New Clothing house, Occi-
dent block
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Bright gems of wit and melody
at Liberty Hall, tonight.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Three scow loads Of dry fir, spruce
limbs, and bark, just received and for
sale at Gray's dock.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Van Dusen & Co. have just received
q fine lot OF hats of the latest styles and
patterns.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Sheridan in his matchless imper-
sonations.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Carl Adler has Cabinet organs and
nearly every other kind of musical In
strument, on to-day's steamer.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Sweet, indeed, are those famous can
dies received on tO-day's steamer, at Ad-
ler's; all fresh and new kinds.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Group, Who ping Cough and Bron
chitis immedia ey relieved by Shiloh's
Cure. Sold by w. Z. DEN n.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

-Guiteau has offered Ben Butler
his note for $1,000, if he will get him
out of his present predicament.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

"A large consignment of the best
brand Red Cross coal oil Just received
Jl0. Rod gers, Central Market,
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Furnished or unfurnished rooms car
be had at the Union Hotel.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

For rent cheap, all Organ. Apply
at this office.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Holden advertlses an underwrit-
ers sale to take place next Wednes-
day.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

"A great variety of locks, hinges and
screws at JnO. MOntgomery's.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18
ASTORIA, OREGON:

oATURDAI".........MA MARCH. Is, 1872
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Brace up the whole system with King
of the Blood. See Adverl isement.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Did you see those Easter cards al
Adlers? They are superb.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

That Hacking Cough can be so
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We
guarantee it. Sold by w. K. Dement,.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

For lame Back, Side or Chest use
ShilOh's Porous Plaster. Price % cents.
For sale by w, E. Dement,.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

New lot Of songs and sheet music al
Adler's.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

No old goods on Carl Adler's shelves
everything new and inviting.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18
All the latest novels at Adler's.

Beautiful stationery in endless va
riety at Carl Adlers'.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

MFR. John Rogers OF the Central N ar
ket, has made arrangements to keep al
lie finest fresh fish. etc., In their season
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

-"Music hath charms. See Carl Ad-
ler's accordeons; they are as big as they
make 'em.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint? ShilOh's Vitalizer is
guaranteed to cure you. Sold by w. +.
Dement,.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

-Examin( D. fine selection of sum-
mer suitings, Overc Ia,s, etc, at Nc
Intosh's New Clio, ,hins Ho- Sc, Occi-
den. block. See ad.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

DIR. J. E. La Force, Dentist; rooms
over |. W. Cases store. dsw
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18
Police Court.
March It'll
uonnced.

George Brown, drunk in a public
place. Fine 50 or one day in city
ia1l
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18
Health is Wealth,

Dr.. E. C. Vests Nerve and Brain Treat
ment: O specific for Hysteria. Dizziness.
Commissions, Nervous Headache. Mental De-
preston, Loss of Memory, Spermator. hoea.
lmp0tency, Involuntary Emissions, Prema-
tqre Old Age, caused by oyer-exertion, self
abuse, or o1er-indulgence, which leads to
recent cases. Each box contains one months
trestnent. One dollar box, or six boxes
for five dollars sent by mail prepaid on re-
cetpt Of price. We guarantee six boxes to
cure any case. With each order received BY
lara. we viii send the purchaser our written
guarautee to oreturn the money IL the treat
nent does not effect q cure. Guarantees is
sued cIly by w. Z. Dement,, druggist, AS
toria, Oregon. Orders by mail at regular
prices.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Frank Fabre has oysters in ever,
style. Stew and pan rOasts q specialt,
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-18

Tonight.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Harvard College.

At recent meeting Of the over
seers of Harvard College, a discussion
was held upon resolution which had
been before the board for several
weeks, that in the opinion of this
board, the statutes making attendance
on morning prayers and other reli-
gious exercises compulsory should be
repealed. The board, by a strong
vote, refused to adopt the resolution.
But Mr.. George Shiffer, lately from
Martinsburgh, Blair Co., Pa, who had
a Cancerous growth on his nose, and
who was advised the use Of Perwna
before a visit to a Cancer Hospital,
was allowed to take that par-excellent
remedy, and by its use for very short
time, was cured completely-page "a
in the Ellis of Life"-get one from
your Druggist.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Grand Discoveries.

The discovery of a great remedy is
frequently matter Of accident. This,
however, is not the case with TAR
AXINE, now widely known and ap-
proved as an almost infallible remedy
for Liver Complaint, and diseases of
the Kidneys and Bowels. The best
physicians have for many years used
various preparations of dandelion root
in these diseases, but with only indif-
ferent success. After long series of
experiments, combination, with the
active principle of the Dandelion as a
basis, and other approved remedies to
highten its potency has been effected,
and the desired specific for these dis
eases has been found in the produc-
tion-TARAXINE. For sale by E.
D. Lewis. Call for Taraxine Memo
randum Book free. 3
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
HUnder the Weather."

How many people drag through life
about half ill, never really sick, but
always miserable and doing their work
in listless, reluctant way. 1t dulls
the keen edge of pleasure and kills the
zest of living. All this results from
impure blood. A bottle of DR.. Ken
nedy's "Favorite Remedy" will trans
form such sufferers into new creatures
by cleansing the blood and toning up
the system. Hundreds are now living
healthy and happy lives who never
knew "well day" till they took DIR.
Kennedy's "Favorite Remedy"
1junet2t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

having passed one more day without
having yielded to sin, for every wax.
ing hour Of the day had been passed
in fighting temptation. A voice had
been constantly urging him, with
sometimes such terrible vehemence
that it seemed as though no denial
was possible
''Go to Mr.. Hanworth, say you are
sorry and you will work on Sunday
when he finds it needful. He will
take you back. The wages are good,
and Mary and the child will be pro-
vided for. Go at once; here you are
just passing the gates"
mo, no! not even for them. Lord,
help me to be true to thee, and to do
what I'm sure is right" he would cry
in his heart; and then with hurrying g
feet would hasten past the we'll
known walls.
Saturday night came. There was a
question Stephen must ask, and he
tried twice or thrice to say the words
before they would form the very SIM
pie sentence.
''Have we any money left, Mary !?
[ know you've had Goals to get"
"A shilling, dear lad; but don't be
low-hearted; we've three big loaves
and bit of cheese and some tea and
sugar-enough to put us over Mon
day. Keep up thy heart, Stephen;
our Lords sure to make a way for us"
Stephen groaned as he buried his
face in his hands.
So the third week ended.
CONCLUSION NEXT WEEK.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
IN. Y. Tribune.1

Recorder Smyth, Of this city, in
passing sentence last week, on George
Flanagan, who had committed an as
sault upon a Chinaman, addressed
him as follows:
II am satisfied that you are what
is known as rough Men of your
character must learn that Cinnamon
are entitled to the same rights as 9TH
er people, | find that as rule they
are of quiet and orderly character
and are not inclined to be quarrel
some. But the 'roughs' Of this and
other cities make it business to mo-
lest them without cause. It is fitting
that you should be made an example
of. and I will sentence you to the
Penitentiary for one year and to pay
fine of $780,"
This was the full penalty of the
law for simple assault, and the Re-
corder is deserving of honor for his
expressed determination to do justice
alike to the Chinese and the Irish
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Jealousy.

Some poet has said that ''All tor
ments of the damned we find in only
thee, Oh Jealousy, thou tyrant of the
mind" This is grandly sweeping and
magnificently inaccurate. Any suf-
ferer from Indigestion knows to the
contrary. Indigestion the villain of
the tragedy played among the gastric
juices Of the stomach can, and does
double discount the horrors of jeal-
ousy. Jealousy is often an attendant
upon the latter, and when Indigestion
is removed this jaundiced companion
of a deranged liver flies. Taraxine is
the best known remedy extant for i'm
paired digestion, deranged liver, and
diseases of the bowels and kidneys.
For sale by E. d. Lewis, Jackson,
Ohio. Call for Taraxine Books, Free.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
1t Won't Pay

after so much labor and capital has
been expended to build up this medi-
cine, to allow it to deteriorate. You
can take Simmons LIVER Regulator
with perfect faith, as it is made by no
adventures who pick up the business
of concocting medicines, but by edu-
Gated, practical druggists who have
made the study of medicine and its
compounds the labor of a lifetime.
The care, precision, neatness and per-
-fection exhibited by the very appear
ance of the Regulator proves it to be
the best prepared medicine in the
market, and ]. HI. Zeilin & Co. fully
carry out their motto: ''Purissima ct
Optima (purest and best).
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

For sluggish bowels, torpid liver,
Indigestion, bad breath, fatulence,
sick-headache, Ayers Cathartic Pills
are the certain remedy. By land or
sea, out on the prairie or in the crowd
ed city, they are the best pill for pur-
gative purposes, everywhere alike con-
venient, efficacious and safe.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
A Half Dollar Trial.

Mr.. Ernest King, editor Of the Fall
River Mass San, thus discourses up
on the merits of st. Jacobs Oil: "Suf-
fering with rheumatic pains I was
Didymus as to remedies. | read OF
St. Jacobs Oil and said here goes fol
half dollar trial. I bought bottle
and before it was half used the screw.
wrench pains had gone and troubled
me no longer"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

THERE is wealthy brewer in Mon
treal who built a church and inscribed
ON it, "This church was erected by
Thomas Molson, at his sole expense.
Hebrews X" Some of the McGill
College wags got a ladder one night
and altered the inscription so as to
make it read, "This church was erec-
ted by Thomas Nelson, at his souls
expense. He brews XX.n
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Speer's Port Grape Wine for Inyalids.

Physicians employ Speer's Port
Grape Wine in their practice in all
cases where pure wine is called for,
and do all in their power to foster and
encourage its production, for the rea-
son that pure Port Wine is difficult
thing to get, and they are 10th to
prescribe doubtful or inferior article.
Hundreds of New York doctors have
visited Speer's Vineyards, but twelve
miles from New York, and examined
and the tested the wines. For sale by
E. D. Lewis, Jackson, and G. M. Will
Jams, Wellston. 1junef2t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

SAID Mrs. Gallagher: II think it is
wrong to make these soda fountains
SO shiny, white, and dazzling. They
don't trouble me; but I've observed
that my husband can never look at
one without winking."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
WHOLE NO. 1923.
Laramie Boomerang.1
A CHINESE CUSTOM
That Might Be Imported Here to Advan.
tage.

tage.
There is one custom in the Celestial
Empire that we would like to see
turned loose here. Boys in China are
not supposed to be. responsible until
they arrive at about the age Of twen-
ty years, and their parents are held
accountable for all their crookedness,
just the same as the owner Of any
other dangerous animal is held re-
sponsible for damages.
Supposing bad boy walks up and
throws stone through your bay win
dow that skaters fine Gala and
busts the statue of the sweet singer OF
Michigan, you do not go out and
chase him four blocks with an iron
rake and club him till he gets out of
reach, but you just get an old hoe
handle that swings easy, and you
search out the boys parents and wear
them out with the hoe handle and
mix them up with the sand. Then
if the boy don't behave himself you
can go to other relatives of his, and
gradually enlarge the circle of your
acquaintance until you have mauled
the entire relationship, even includ-
ing the old grandparents of the boy,
and if any Of these people resist they
are subject to Imprisonment.
This law, although apparently strin-
gent, is good one. 1t makes pa
rents take more interest in their chill
dren and look out for them more ac-
eurately. It encourages parents to
know where their boys are, and to
keep their eyes on them more than
they do here in Laramie. Why, If
that law were to go into force here,
some men we know would have to
take an arnica bath twice day, and
they wouldn't have a whole bone in
their body. We like to see a bright,
active boy with good health and sound
lungs, but the thriving blossom that
will develop into Jesse James we
have no use for.
If the Chinese law could be enforc-
ed here against those parents who are
breeding up squad Of hoodlums, we
would not weep. 1t would be pretty
active work for the avenger and his
hoe handle, but it would institute a
reform at least. As it is now, build
ing cannot be left unoccupied over
night before every pane Of glass is
broken and the walls smashed in.
Now if the owner had the right to
climb the male parent of these boys
and knock his shoulder blades through
his spleen and tangle his works all up
so that hereafter his food wouldn't be
any benefit to him, it might arouse
an interest in his children so that he
would make them an ornament to
society.
You can't do much with strange
boy, anyhow. If you spank him with
an old window shutter, he goes home
and tells his father, and the old man
tells him to go right back and do the
same thing and he will stand by him.
Then the boy turns and repeats, and
you start after him with the intention
of killing him, but as he turns the
corner about quarter Of a mile away
and puts his thumb to his nose and
waves his fingers in the air, you con-
troll your brutal temper and go home.
That's the reason why in twenty
years from now it will be bitter cold
day when the telegraph doesn't give
US the particulars of twenty-seven
murders and thirteen train robberies.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
1junet2t

In Mrs. Hamilton's Lectures on
Education" story is told of a school
girl, who, during her examination, in
sisted on miscalling the word patri-
archs-partridges. "Oh," was the
comment of an auditor, "she makes
game of the patriarchs."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Faded COlOrs Restored.

Faded or gray hair gradually recov-
ers its youthful color and lustre by
the use of Parker's Hair Balsam, an
elegant dressing, admired for its puri-
ty and rich perfume.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

Col. c. w. HERBERT, Of the Forest
Park Restaurant, st. Louis, Mo, was
entirely cured of rheumatism by St.
Jacobs Oil, says the St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
ROughO On Rats.

The thing desired found at last.
Ask Druggists for Rough on Rats" ="
1t clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies,
bed-bugs. 15c. boxes.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

DEALERS have. advanced a quarter
of cent on waste paper. Send along
your Spring poetry, write it on one
side Of the sheet, and use the heaviest
legal cap.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

YES" said the farmer; "barbed
wire fence is expensive, but the hired
man doesn't stop and rest for five
minutes ON the top of it every time
he has to climb it.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

JESSE JAMEs's widow is writing a
book and Mrs. Scoyille is going to lee
ture. No wonder that the steamship
companies report an unparalleled
exodus to Europe.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Permit No Substitution.

Insist upon obtaining Floreston CO.
logne. 1t is prominently superior
in permanence and rich delicacy of
fragrance.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

We are not so certain that there
are canals in the planet Mars. We
think that they are more likely to be
in Saturn, because we can see the
rings.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Scientific Advancement.

Scientific advancement, it has been
remarked, has been slower and less
noticeable in the care of the sick and
the treatment of disease than in any
other department Of human knowl-
edge. The life or death Of a patient
is too frequently a mere matter Of ac-
cident or chance. Some great discov-
cries, however, have been made and
certain remedies are known and used
with almost infallible curative results.
Such remedy is Taraxine where de-
ranged liver is involved, or where dis
eases of the Bowels, Kidneys or Spleen
prevail. For sale by E. D. Lewis.
Call for Taraxine Memorandum Book
free. 2
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

To CALL an elevator an ''alleviator,"
as lady is said to have done recently,
may be numbering English, but with
extenuating circumstances.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

The Philadelphia Chronicle pro-
poses to circumvent the Apache In
dians by placing banana skins on the
war-path.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
EBUchUDaiba,o

New, quick, complete cure 4 days,
urinary affections, smarting, frequent
or difficult urination, kidney diseases.
81. at druggists. Ohio Depot, JNO.
D. PARK & SONS, Cincinnati, 0.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Notice..

John Spears, whose residence is unknown, is
hereby notified that Caroline Spears did on the
9th day of May, 1882, file her petition in the Of
flee of the Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas,
State of Ohio. charging the said John Spears
with extreme cruelty toward the said Caroline
Spears and for habitual drunkenness for more
than three years last past, and asking that she
may be divorced from the said John Spears
which petition will stand for hearing at the
next term of said Court.
CAROLINE SPEARS.
By Ambrose Leach, jr., her Atty.
llmay6t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

Nor a drink, not sold in bar-rooms,
but reliable non-alcoholic tonic med
icine, useful at all times, and in all
seasons, is Browns Iron Bitters.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01
Skinny Men.

Wells Health Renewer. Absolute
cure for nervous debility and weak
ness of the generative functions. 81
at druggists. Ohio Depot, JNO. ID.
PARK 4 SONS, Cincinnati, 0.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

WHEN a young man with faint
moustache is seen to bite it, he is get
ting down in the mouth.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

PARIS advertisement: For sale, a
monkey, a cat, and two parrots. Ad-
dress Mad. X, Rue --. AS the
lady is about to get married, she has
no further use for these animals"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

THE SIGN-BOARD.

FOR RECITATION.
Twill paint you sign, rumseller,
And hang 1t above your door:
A truer and better sign board
Than ever you had before.
will paint yourself. rumseller.
And will paint fair young boy,
just in the morn of manhood,
A mothers pride and joy.
And below l will paint drunkard;
l will paint him as he lies
In beastly drunken slumber,
Under cold wintry skies.
Shall paint this sign, rumseller?
If so, many will pause to view!
Twill be a wonderful sign board.
And but oh! So terribly, fearfully true.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

A SIOUX brave is named CASTLE
Soap. A slippery fellow-ha!
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-06-01

To cure sleep.essness-engage as a
night watchman; it never fails.