The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1882-03-01
PLEAsANTRIEs.
Lives Of esthetee all remind us
We can make our raimeut fine,
And, departing, leave behind US
DadOs Of correct design.

| There are no pumps where the cocoa1Ct
grows, which, perhaps, accounts for the milk
in it.-Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Bacon says, Reading wakes full man."
That must be the Reading in Pennsylvania
where the brewery is located.-New Orleans
Picsyune.
Consoling: Poor author-'Hea what
pain there is in my head~ Wife-"Com-
planning of that You ought to be thankful
there is anything in it."
Professor" Time is money How do
you provo it2" Student-"Well, if you
give twenty-five cents to a couple of tramps,
that is a quarter-to twol"
al am afraid, dear wife, that while l am
gone, absence will conquer love" "Ob,
never fear, dear husband the longer you
stay away the better L shall like you"
Pat says he was born on the last day of
the year, and congratulates himself that he
was born at all: "For if it had been the
next day, what would have become of me-
Quiz.
A Professor Cunning, up in Albany, is
lecturing on "After Man, What2" A
YonKers editor who has been there rises to
remark that it is generally the sheriff or
some woman.
"Do you know, my DEAR" said husband
to his wife, ''that there is never a divorce
case without q woman in it?'' Her response
was, "Do you know, my love, that there is
never breach of promise case without 8
very mean man in it2'
An open Observation-Disclosures docking at
the picture over the mantlepiece): "Whst's
Thin marm2" Mrs. Dotonart: "Those are
h. - 60 IL -
Mary Ann says rs how they was bats, AMI
says twins, Oarrin' the wings. Harvard
Lampoon.
When mans hair stands on cad, an or
binary person says his hair stands; but you
can't get doctor TO talk in that way. The
doctor calls it horripilation. This makes
the patients hair stand up worse than ever.
but it gives the family confidence in the
doctor.-Louisville Courier Journol.
Two men discussing the wonders of
modern science-Said one: "Look at astron-
omy, now; men have learned the distances
to the stars, and with the spectroscope they
have even found out the substance they are
made Of "Yes," said the other, "but
strsngest Of all to me is how they found out
all their names"
A young lady of this city was recently
noticed by her mother to be fondling and
kissing pet kitten. 'Wby, Mary" said
the mother, "you have kissed that kitten
more in five minutes than you have me in
five years" "Don't you know why I'd
rather kiss the kitten than you, mother2"
mo. nv child" "You haven't got whisk-
ers!"-Boston Courier.
She sat down at the piano, cleared her
throat, and commenced to hsrmonizs. Her
first selection was, "I can not sing the old
songs" and gloom that was colder and
bleaker than Sunday dinner fell on the
company when the stranger in the corner
said, s'And we trust you are not familiar
with the new ones. "-St. Louis Hornet.
"I couldn't come home earlier, darling"
exclaimed Harry, in an unsteady voice;
''been taking stock, you know She
looked at him sadly, and. replied, ''Hsrry,
you may have been taking stock, but take
none in your story" Then she turned
away to weep and to murmur that she
wouldn't stand it any longer, but would
pack up and go back to her mother the very
next day.-Boston Transcript.