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The Osceola times., 1882-01-28
Who's Ed. Times? Good j.


Who's Ed. Times? Good joke
on Collegiate.
When you want Graverly Chew
ing Tobacco, and fine Cigars go to
DR.. Prcwitt's Drug Store.
Mrs. Maggie Hamilton, paid us
. very pleasant call during the week.
and was initiated into the mysteries
of our sacntum.
The Lady's Aid Society will
meet ut Col. J. H. Parnell's on next
Tuesday night; and don't you forget
il. All are cordially invited.
Remember the old reliable Drug
house of DR.. Prewitt, successor Of
J.L. Driver 4 Co., where you can
always find pure Drugs and Medicine
At Rock Bottom prices, for cash.
Mrs. A. L. Cissell, who has been
absent for some time Visiting rcla-
tives in Cincinnati, returned last
Sunday.
Renewals for the Week.
Mess. Charles Boyles and Andy
Young, and several more on the anx-
ious seat.
-Married-Our old friend James
II. Williams, has done gone and
done it again! He slipped of across
the big muddy last week, and cap
tured the charming widow Dunavant,
Of Lauderdale county, Tenn. The
TIMES extends congratulations.
The much needed, and long
talked of walk to the school-house
::.,.l has Raf9 Can 60 60 to school with some
degree of comfort. But it would be
lust our luck for the overflow to come
and float it of.
Preaching at the Union Church,
Every Sabbath at I P. NJ; and every
first and fifth Sabbath at II A. NJ.
r. d. WoopLEY, Pastor.
M. E. Church South.
We clip the following persona,
mention from the Little Rock Dem
ocrat:
"Hon. II. M. McVcigh. ono of,he
most prominent democrats of Arkan-
sas and as true man as breathes,
accompanied by Mr.. J. l.. Driver, a
wealthy planter of Mississippi county,
arrived yesterday from Osceola.
The former will remain here several
days to take in the temperance meet
ings.
In lieu of our usual amount of
local news, we publish elsewhere
some very interesting contributions,
under the head of "Trustee's Sale"
furnished by Mr.. John l.. Driver,
Trustee. Printers, who best under
stand this kind of literature, will ap-
preciate our feelings.
The levee up in front of the c.
B. Church, broke during the week,
and If had it not been discovered and
repaired Immediately, would have
deluged the whole country.
The Mayor, Marshal, and all the
"boards, with a score of workmen,
have been wsl,zing from one end of
the town to the other with spades and
shovels, building and repairing lev
ees; and trying to confine the waves
of the grand old father of waters. "
ms to know that Osceola
'r' town, and believ-
adopted the right
mined to seek a
aucc.
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-05-10
PATIENTS !

F. A Lehman. Solicitor OF American and For
eign Patents, Washington, ID. G III business
connected with Patents, whether before the
Pate Mt Office or the courts. promptly attended TO
No charge made unless u patent Is secured.
Send for circular.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
Loudinu in Nevada,

A chute is laid from the river bank up
the steep mountain TO the railroad, a1d,
while we are telling it, the monster logs
are rushing, laundering, flying, leaping
down the declivity. They come with the
speed of thU1nderbolt and somewhat OF
It's roar. A track of smoke and fire fol-
lows them-fre struck by the friction
with the chute logs They descend the
LOO feet of the chute in fourteen Sec
onds. In doing so they drop 700 feet
water with a report that can be heard a
mile distant. Logs fired from a cannon
could scarcely have greater velocity
than they have at the foot of the chute.
The average velocity Is over 100 feet In a
second throughout the entire distance,
ana at the instant they leap from the
mouth their speed is 200 feet per sec
ond.
A sugar pine log sometimes weighs ten
tons. What missile! How the water
is dashed into the air Like grand
plume of diamonds and rainbows the
feathery spray is buried to the height Of
one hundred feet, 1t forms the grandest
fountain ever beheld. How the waters
foam and seethe, and lash against the
shore! One log, having spent It's force
by It's mad plunge into the deep waters,
has foated so as to be at right angles
with the path of the descending monsters.
The mouth of tie chute is perhaps fiften
feet above the surface of the water. A
huge log, hurled from the chute, cleaves
the air and aIights on the floating log.
You know how bullet glances; but can
you imagine a saw-log glancing? The
end strikes with heavy shock, but glides
quickly past for short distance, then
with a crash Ike the reverberation of ar
tillery, the falling log springs vertically
into the air, and with curve like a
rocket falls into the water, a long dis
lance from the log it struck.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
a New ish

Capt. Collins, of the Gloucester fish
ingsmack Josie Reeves, in the employ
of the United States fish commission, re-
ports the discovery of a new food fish,
believed to be of great value, specimens
of which were brought up on travis
from a depth of about 100 fathoms in
latitude 40 degrees minutes, longitude
II degrees 2 minutes west. The fish
somewhat resemble sea bass. with spe-
cifc differences, the under side being
beautifully notified with delicate shade
OF pink on cream colored ground. The
back is of notified pink and reddish
brown. The fish has thirteen spines in
the dorsal fin, and the pectoral fins are
unusually large. The specimens taken
were from one pound to four pounds in
weight. When cooked the fish is white
and delicious. Specimens we're brought
on ice and I'D alcohol, and have been sent
to Washington for Identification and o
name.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
The Weenlv Wtscnu.in, Wi,yVaUkee

Success s is the most reliable proof of merit.
"The fittest survive is as applicable to news
papers as to men ana nations. The WEEKLY
WISCONSIN, Of Milwaukee, is now in its thirty
sixth year. 1t not only survives, but it
thrives and it tbrives ouiJs merits. No weekly
newspaper IN the northwest pays as much
money to its corps Of writer's az the WEEKLY
WISCONSIN, IL has more original and paid
matter than any other weekly in tie state. The
WISCONSIN is only $1.00 per year, postage paid,
and a premium book TO every new subscriber.
More than ten thousand premiums have been
distributed the past year. It's list of premiums
for 1883 will appear shortly aud all who desire
irst-clasS family and literary newspaper
should send for a copy, which will be mailed
free to any address.
CRAMER, AIKENs q CRAMER,
Milwaukee Wis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
Sadly Afflicted.

My boy was badly afflicted with
rheumatism" said Mr.. Barton, of the
great stove firm of Roadway & Barton, of
this city, to one of our reporters. We
doctored him a great deal, but could
fad no cure; L bad heard so much Of the
efficacy of St Jacobs Oil that I finally
determined to try it. Two bottles of
the Oil fully cured him. Cincinnati
E'3lOqtiTer
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
The Newer Arithmetic.
From the Detroit Free Press


The length of certain bean blower is
one-third the length of boy who is fou,
feet high when he stands on block five
inches thick. What is the length of the
blower?
A human body weighing 100 pounds
falls fifty-five feet per second. How long
will it take baby weighing thirteen
pounds to fall down pair Of stairs four.
teen feet high?
Six men put in their capital to start a
cooperative store. What was left after
the manager got into Canada was val
ued at $3.50, and this represented one
fifth of what each man put in. How much
did the manager get away with ?
The average cost of curing sore
throat is thirty-seven cents, and the
number of sore threats in this country
averages 81, 600, 900 per year. How much
could America spend for going to
the circus if our throats were brass
lined 1?
There are twenty-four newspaper re-
an average of $50 cockroaches per day.
How many victims would they number
in 365 days?
A young man about to be married
figures that So per week will support the
family in luxury and erect fve-story
building out of the savings of three
years. How many days after bis mar
riage before he will tumble to bean
soup?
1t costs political candidate $25 per
head to retain thirty loafers to slug him
through a convention and $3.50 for incl
dental expenses. How much is he out
altogether, and in case he is left how
long will it take him to make himself
good by hoeing corn at 81 per day?
In particular field are ninety seven
watermelons, and it is softly approached
by five colored men in search of a wood
chuck. How many times does ninety
seven go INTO FIVE?
James and Henry go fishing and
agree to divide. James has two nibbles
and bite from a dog, and Henry gets
two duckings and losses a twelve shilling
hat. What is the share of each?
One person out of every five in the
United States has one or more corns,
and the cost of effecting cure is
$1.30 What is the number of corn
victims, and what would be the cost
of placing every person on sound loot
ing?
Every man who has arrived at the age
of 40 years has lost at least ten umbrel-
las worth 81 each. Estimating the num-
Der of losers at II, 900, 900, and grant
ing that one-third of them have stolen
seven umbrellas worth ten shillings
each, what do you make the total loss !?
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
THE FLIGHT OF SUMMER.
BY SAMUEL M1NTURN PECK.

So gently did sweet summer pass me by,
So lovely was the smile she cast,
Lulled by her beauty
Scarce knew she passed.
l only caught cleaning in the west
That must have been her trailing gown,
When night, unwelcome guest,
Came swooping down.
o little star, thy pale and quivering face
Proclaims that thou didst never see
Another with her grace
And melody
Beneath some other sky that loneliness
Shall float upon the waving wheat
And other ears shall bless
Those carols sweet!
So haste, We winds that blow where'er We list,
Unseen through all the changeful years,
And tell her that We kissed
These falling tears.
Fair Star the hour is late our dreary lot
Come let us strive to drown in sleep,
1 in my lonely cot,
Thou in the deep Boston Transcript
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
USE Tar Honey for Coughs and Colds.

DR.. WHCHELL's Teethlng syrup had never
failed to give immediate relief when dsed in
cases of Summer Complaint Cholera nfantum,
or palns in the stomach. Mothers, when your
little darlings are suffering FROM these or kin
dred causes, do not hesitate to give it trial.
You will surely be pleased With the charming
effect. Be sure to buy DR.. Winchelps Teething
Syrup. Sold by all druggists. Only Is cents
nor hottie
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

DID you ever see a woman mail let
ter? She will undertake to drop it into
the box, then she draws it back and
scans the directions; tries the stamp to
see if it is on fast; scrutinizes the
gummed side and runs her finger over it
once or twice; then gives it one or two
sudden jerks, which sends it rapidly
into the box. She then peeps in to see
If it went through.-ET
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
THE late Moses Williams, of Bosto

The late Moses Williams, of Boston,
bequeathed all his property to his fam
lily, and advised them TO retain it in
vested as he left it, rather than to ex-
change it for other property that might
seem to promise greater returns. 81
have never looked for large income, .
he said in his will, "but have sought
the greatest security Of the principal;
governed by this rule, have met with
few losses, and to this owe my large
estate ~
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

A WEST end boy, whose schoolmates
had put pin in his chair, had the nerve
to keep his seat and look unconcerned
until he had chance to extract it un-
noticed. 1t was tough for him. but he
knew he had the satisfaction of filing
their souls with disappointment.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

THE local editor of the Springfield
Mass Republican, Mr.. J p. Mahbitt,
says: We have used st. Jacobs Oil in
our family for rheumatism, and found it
to he FIRST, class thing. . Boston
Herald
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

For Headache. Constipation, Liver Com
plant, and al bilious arrangements Of the
blood, there Is no remedy as sure and safe as
Eilert'S Daylight Liver Pills. They stand IT,
rivalled IN removing bile, toning the stomach
and giving healthy action TO the liver Solo by
al druggists
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

FoR dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of
spirits and general debility, in their various
forms; also as q preventive against fever and
ague and other intermittant fevers, the "Ferro-
Elixir Of Calisaya," made by
CasweI, Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by
all druggists, is the best tonic; and FOR patients
from fever or other sickness, it has
no equal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

Mr.. GEORGE C. COLEMAN, of Seymour, Ind,
writes: 81 have kept DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla in my family for years.
My wife thinks there is no such medicine as it
is I think it excellent for weakness, and indi-
gestion. We also use it for coughs and colds
and it does not fail u.s.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
Two Women.-A True story.

poor, invalid, widowed mother lay suffer
ing on bed of straw in shabby broken down
tenement house in one of our large cities. Two
Christian ladies called; one gave her mission
airy testament and made a long prayer, the
other ordered proper food and fuel to be given,
but instead of sending physician, she pur-
chased bottle of DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparila for her. In few weeks time
the invalid was again out washing and ironing.
To whom shall we give thanksf
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

Mrs. MAoKAY, wife of the Nevada
king, devotes her time in Paris in invent
ing. That is, inventing new methods to
spend her money. When all other
schemes fail, she should start a news
paper. -NOrr. Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses
should send three stamps for Part VII of
Worlds Dispensary Dime series of books. Adj
dress WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AssoCIA-
TIoN Buffalo n Y
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

ALIENS Iron Tonic Bitters will supply the
blood with iron, and build up strengthen, tone
and purify the whole system, create healthy
appetite, aid digestion. and invigorate the
liver. A single doge is sufficient to show its
GOOD effect
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

IMAGINE for moment the thousands upon
thousands of bottles of Carboline the deodor-
lied petroleum hair remover, annually sold, and
the fact that not single complaint has been re-
ceived from all these thousands, and you may
have some idea of its good qualities.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

ASK your physician and he will tell you that
for all the elements which give health, strength
and vigor to the system, there is nothing better
than pure malt. Only the purest malt is used
in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bitters.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

1T took western composition to make
Mississippi River Commission read
Miss Essie Spiriver Commission
Boston Globe.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
For d Gents

we will send the WEEKLY WISCONSIN till JAN
uary LIST next, and our crayon portrait of the
lamented President, JAMES A. GARFIELD Ad-
dress, Cramer, Aikens q Cramer. Milwaukee,
Wisconsin,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

may be taken at liver and bilious disorders with
DR.. R. Y. Pierces "PIeasant Purgative
Pellets" Mild yet certain in operation; and
there is none of the reaction consequent upon
taking severe and drastic cathartics. By drug
pists
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

The most stylish Dolm0ns and Millin-
cry, and the fnest Boots and Shoes can
be obtained at James Morgan's, Eaet
Water Street, Milwaukee, at the lowest
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

''NOTHING like it." So remarked one of our
most successful physicians the other day,
speaking of Hops and Malt Ritters. SIT has
cured one of toe most obstinate
cases of dyspepsia ever brought to my notice."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
TAR HONEY is the best Cough Medicine.
Free ts Ill Minister. OF Churches.

will send one bottle of Write Wine of Tar
Syrup gratis, to any minister that viii recon-
mend it to his friends after giving it fair test
ana it proves satisfactory for coughs. colds,
throat or lung diseases. DR.. G. D. WARNER,
Reading Mich
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

AN old seaside hotei-keeppr says the
people who have the most fnn are those
who have the poorest clothes. - E@-
change.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

A WOODEN Indian represents tobacco
about as much as a live red man repre-
sents science.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
new RICH BLOOD f!

Parsons Purgative Pills make New Rich
Blood, and will completely change the blood in the en-
tire system three months Any person who will take
one Ii each night from one to twelve weeks may be
stored to sound health if such thing be possible Sold
everywhere sent by mail for letter stamps.
4. -. JOHNSON 81 CO., Boston, Mass.
formerly Bangor. We.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
Thar HuSband o9 7Tine

Is three times the man he was before he began
using Wells Health Remover. 81. Druggists.
Send for pamphlet to E. S. Wells, Jersey City,
T
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

LYONS Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners keep
new Boots and Shoes from running over. Sold
by shoe and hardware dealers.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
ALL druggists sell Tar Honey for colds.

FoR Rheumatism, Spralns and Bruises. ust
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Linimept. SOLD by
all druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04


is the title of interesting treatise Cos pages)
sent, post paid, for three stamps. Address
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION.
Buffalo, N. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

Too much " stone-fence" will make q
man wall-eved, IN y. Com. AdU.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
Five Thousand Letters

Have been received by proprietor of the White
Wine of Tar Syrup, from parties claiming to
have been cured of consumption by its use.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

Stop that cough with Tar Honey.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
A Dead shot

AERATED juniper water is fashlona
BILE North Carolina beverage.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
rwENTY-FoUP 9OURs TO LIVE.

From John Kuhn. Lafayette, Ind, who announces
that he is now in perfect health we have the fol-
lowing: cone wear ago | was, to all appearance, in
the last stages OF Consumption. Our best physi-
clans gave mg case up. [ finally got so low that
our doctor said l could not live twenty-four hours.
NJ frien ls then purchased a bottle of DR. VIM.
HALIfS 3AI,SAM FOR THE LUNGS, which con-
AID raj benefited me. l continued until took
nine bottles l am now in perfect health, having
used no other medicine.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

BEST TRUSS EVER USED Send for circular.
N. Y. ELASTIC TRUSS Co., removed 744 Broadway, N
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

Town talk, Tar Honey cures Group.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

WARMERS Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

Try the neT brand Spring Tobacco.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04
"Woman and Her Diseases

A SOUTH AMERICAN steamer has just
taken to England 100000 beef tongues.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-04

IR. DEWITT G. KEIIINGER'S LINIMENT is an
infaliible cure for Rheumatism Sprains Larneness
and Diseases of the Scalp, and for promoting the
growth of the Hair.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-01-04

life and honor had not only been saved from
punishment but covered with honor, surely
he would be at least as we'll treated If nc
could save the Republican party by the pain'
less death of one man. II is eminently nj
ting that honest men of all parties should
oxecrate the assassin's crime, but the people do
not need any instructions upon the lessons to be
derived from il from the men who have been
prominent in defending the greater erlpes TO
which | have alluded. 1t Is, perhaps, a
proper wish that the lives Of our future
Presidents should be more carefully guarded,
but that may be effected by reversal of the
policy of the Republican party and the i'm
mediate punishment of all criminals, even
though their crimes have Injured TO the bene-
fit of the Republican party. If that shall be
accomplished, no future Guiteau will shoot q
President with the expectation that he Will
be shielded and rewarded by the party he
had attempted to serve"