Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-07-10

OlNdER utllClOuo.
Where pangs the mortal flesh assa,
And give bitterness to life
Making the cheek with anguish pale,
Amid the fierce internal strife;
Then Sanfords Ginger soothes the pain,
And smiling health looks up again.
An advertisement in Western paper says Lost
Two cows one of them is bull" So is the ad-
vertisement.
A PEERLESS PERFUME.-The refreshing aroma of
Foreston Cologne. and lasting fragrance make it
peerless perfume for the toilet.
The trapeze performer is a hisg-minded man in
more ways than one. He is always above being in
the ring.
butchers Lightning Fly Killer is sure death. Flies
walk up to it and get their death warrant. You don't
have to follow them around with powder gum They
won't live long enough to get great ways. They
dead and you are let alone.
simultaneously with the advent of narrow-gauge
trousers the papers telling of great increase in
the number of spindles in the country.
Periodical pain, back ache, cramps, etc., are mpos-
sble to those who use Healy's Vegetable Tonic Cor
dial. See advertisement on this page.
Cephane is certain, allays irritability and
seeplessness.
man sued an Ohio editor for $4,000 damages and
awarded one cent. 1t beats all how accurately
a. jury will occasionlly size up editors pile.
Quicken the circulation of your blood by using
Wheat Bitters. the great blood food.
when the Swallowers Homeward Fly" After the
| closing of the last gln-mill.
Nervousness. debility. and exhausted vitality cured
| by using Browns Iron Btters.
Another presidential funeral and our congressman
| would perish # grief-and delirium tremens.
TRAVELLERS sToRY.-After spending months at
watering places and consulting the best physicians
| without benefit returned home dsheartened and
| expected to die. friend urged trial of Parkers
Ginger Tonic. Three bottles and careful diet have
brought me excellent health and spirits and 1 hope
my experience may benefit similar sufferers.-Cincin-
natl lady. See other column.
The generality of men expend the early part of
their lives in contributing to render the latter part
miserable.
VOICE FROM THE PREss.-"I take this opportunity
to bear testimony to the efficacy of your Hop Biters
Expecting to find them nauseous and bitter and CON-
posed of bad whskey. agreeably surprised at
their mild taste just like cup of tea Mrs. Cress
well and Mrs. Conner, friends have likewise tried
and pronounce them the best medicine they have
taken for building up strength and tonng up the sys
tenn. 1 was troubled with costveness, headache ant
want of appetite. My ailments are now all gone
have yearly contract with doctor to look after the
health of myself and family but need him not now
S. Gilliland, Peoples Advocate Pittsburg Pa"
Two drinks day, remarks exchanne, will sup
ply family with -four. This, of course refers to tn
saloon keepers family.
ROSE COLD AND HAY FEvER.-"Messrs. White
Burdick, druggists Ithaca, N. Y. I can recommen
Elys Cream Balm to relieve all persons suffering from
rose cold and hay fever 1 have been great suffere
from these complaints; by using the balm have ha
friends for catarrh and in all cases where they hav
: used the balm freely have been cured. T. Kenney
l dry goods merchant. Ithaca. N. Y"
t "Messrs. VIM. Rust Sons. druggists, New Bruins
wick, N. J. Since boyhood have been troubled wit
caarrh and hay fever and have been unable to obai
permanent relief until used Ely's Cream Balm. whc
has cured me. After few days use could sleep a
night. E. L. Clckener. New Brunswick NJ.
Price so cents. Apply into nostrs with little fng
: A woman may not be able to sharpen pencil
I throw a stone at hen, but she pack more art
cles into trunk than in one-hor
:, wagon.
PERSONAL To MEN ONLyi-The voltaic Belt Co
Marshall. Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ee
troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
thirty days to men (young or old) who are Athlete
with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood, al
:. kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and compile
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above. N. B-No risk is incurred, thirty days tr
e is allowed.
b woman at Columbus, O.. ran to fire with h
, baby carriage, and met not the slightest accider
while three drays upset and two wagons dem
p shed around her.
)r Wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, coli
=, bronchitis, whooping cough Group, influenza. &C
IL sumption. and all diseases of the throat. lungs a
ID chest. so cents and ST. a bottle.
IF Boston complains of the "earthy taste" in the C
:. water. Suppose Boston people must have heavt
III ly flavor added to before they will drink it CT
IF tentedly.
in Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debil
liver complaint boils. numors, chronic diarrht
~ affections, female complaints and all disea
he originating in bad state of the blood
Ia Here rests his head upon the lap of earth yo'
to fortune and fame unknown too much benz
g crept underneath his girth and played the misct
re with his temperance zone.
" DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Rot
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs, roacf
IL. vermin, flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
of CATARRH THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smarti
irritation of the urinary passages diseased dischar
ii0 cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
at express, $l25, for S. E. s. Wells. Jersey City,
- BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells Health Reviewer, gr
y est remedy on earth for impotence. eanness, sex
pit debility. etc. ST at druggists. Prepaid by expr
70 $l.25, for S. E. S. Wells, Jersey City. Nj.
Says Fogg: 'Parson Jones' sermons give g
~ deal pleasure than they used to-" "Indee
re, replied Brown, inquiringly. YES" added Fogg
=; don't go to hear them now"
:, How TO SECURE HEALTH.-It is strange any
will suffer from arrangements brought by imI
uo blood. when Scovilrs Sarsaparilla and Stillngia
ID Blood and Liver syruu will restore health to the
TaS icaI organization. 1t is strengthening syrup pl
iV ant to take and the best blood purifier disco
in ed curing scroful syphilitic disorders. weakness
IL the kidneys, erysipelas, malaria nervous disort
debility. bilious complaints and diseases of the bl
- liver. kidneys. stomach. skin, etc.
nv Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and be
lea DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys wo
ge, Sold by E. T. Dutton, Barton, VT.