Daily Republican., 1882-01-24
DREvIrHEs,

raging Vlslts-lhe doFs0r's
, For cut flowers, 20 10 AOs King street.
D Best family Goal o. oa W. front street.
Breeding cages cheap ut the s9c. store.
Tho worst thing about riches-their sc
city.
A bad sgn-to sign another mans name
y note.
Try Bradford's Kesdy -MiXed Cottaf
Oolors.
Tho cheapest root paint, at Bradford
Paiut Store.
| Parker, cupping and leeching, loS T.. Sc
Ond street.
Clean and polish your furniture with Bra
fOrd's Furniture Polish.
A sign OF intigestion-"tione to dinner
be back In hve inmates.
Paint your houses with pure Kent Lea
ground by James Bradford.
The biggest pair of stock kings In the cou
try are Gould and Vanderbilt.
Fine IL X. Pain Gold Rings, at L.
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.
A good h"sband, Ike a good base burnc
never goes out ut nights.
Use the Crown Axle Grease, the best In tn
market, at James Brad f0rd's.
L
not be strengthened by whltewash.
| 1t easier to raise = laugh 1t "a funeral tha
to raise two dollars in mixttd crowd.
Get your photographs at Hollands gallos
NO. Third street. Two doors East Of Marxel
Just received, new stock of Landreth's gal
den seeds. A. II. Tatnall, 13 N. front st.
fine card photographs for 81, atHollsnd'
gallery, NO. Third street, between MarRe
and King.
When policeman fGds d man full h
takes him tO the stAlion-house and his friend
bail him out
The largest and best assortment Of plctur
frames can be found ct u. X. Baugh's, 10
Shipley street.
"Whst did you get?' she asked as he re
turned from two days deer nunt. 90
back, was the cool reply.
In France q party of editors have beer
hunting wild boars. Happy country Her,
the edtIors are hunted by tame bores.
lfyeu want a FIRST class parlor suit mad,
to order for low price, 70 to W. W. Wood
wards, Sixth and Tatnsll streets.
When the grumbing citizen rushes into
print with HIS complaint he writes ms
wrongs" whether be obtains redress or not
For bargains In furniture sad bedding. ~
his goods and learn his prices.
A scientist claims to have discovered a
Kind Of wasp that doesn't sti K We snail
take his word for it without personally test.
ing IT.
The report that the cremstory at Washing
ton, Pa, is going Out Of favor is denied. At
appears that Us Of people are Just dying to
get into II.
The facotious p0stage stamp clerk who told
Il man that asked Tor Two twUs that this was
not an aesthetic post-oitice Is now looking fol-
q new situation.
High art below stairs : The modern James
of bu;kiey square ls going in f.r as.hcLiclsm
and culchaS. ln his pantry he $ ts gazing
on the Lilly Of tue Valet"
1t is all humbug about tramps being lazy
and not willing to exeri themselves. One VI
them, near Marshall !exas, chased q far .ner
q mile and half with club.
Uome and see the nice, fresh Delaware
shad also, white perch, pike, hallbut, cod
nsh, smelts, and mIny oLhef kinds al Wm
Pennell & sons stall, l2O King s,r.et.
Science has established the fact tina, deaf
persons can hear with their teeth. We have
ofLen heard Of people with hair On their tee tn
but this Is case OF hear ON the teeth.
The witty man Of the Middle Tenple stu
i
for steals IS tough NJ these no man can
COMPEL me. theS 'ie not Legal tender"
Persons wanting mlnce meat, apple butter
preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter
Duokwheat, &C., can be accommodated at H.
Il. Moore'S stalls. n and "a and street market.
Enquirer: How can you feel sure that
whoa you come u die that yJu'l 20 to hea-
ven? he q murderer. rney all seem Dos
'ess that feeling wheo they come to be hung
"ln what condition was the patriarch Job
1t the end Of his lIfe?" asked Sunday
'chOol teacher OF quiet looking boy at the
oot OF the cays. dead, calmly replied the
BOY.
"what is the moon good for?n asked the
eacher, "What are lvs lrlIcipai uses"
And the smart boy looked up from the foot
u the class and said: "rO rest the gas com.
IaIles.
A woman has suggested that when men
freak their hcarts.t Is all the same as when q
Obster breaks one of Its ciaws-another
and immediately growing in It's
,lace.
A Quaker's advice to his son on his we'd
ling day: when thee went accounting
old thee to keep thy eyes wide open now
hat thee Is married tell thee to keep them
lalf shut"
A lab0rer reading a journal to his wife, in.
tead OF 1.-THE Pr. sident was received with |
hree huzzihs," pronounced the last words |
hr.e "hussies u Adore shame for MIN !" ex- |
laime0 the indignant and scandalized lady. |
At recent trial in France the foreman of |
he Jury, placing hi, hand on his heart, and
nth voice clicked with emotion, gave In
he following verdict: - The accused is
uilty, bat We have our doubts as tO his iden
ty.'
"The handspring OF Italian music In the
Ighteenth century, says Il recent writer,
was tho exclusive and passionate worship OF
le human voice." but Italian music has
xperienced u change. Its nainspriny is
ow in box, and is worked with handle,