Daily Republican., 1882-09-06
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Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Dsviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
DIR. Darmon's office, 1924 Camac st., Phila.
Get your coraa roasted at 400 King street.
Alarm. time and striking clock, 500 store.
Fruit Jars, fruit lars, II Il. End street, /. L.
Row.
Parker, Oulplng ana leeching, No. 1os East
second street.
Fine IS K. Plain Gold Rings, at L. e
Hanfs, 16 East Fourth street.
The Republicans must work like Beavers
against the Un.Tarrifed Democracy.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Ofpain medicines. The giant pain cure.
You can always get stamped envelopes,
pens, paper, ink, etc, at Mullins west Front
Street.
A splendid line Of silk handkerchief, Of
the latest designs at g. Humphrey Bros
S02 Market street.
The lowest prices In Delaware for china,
glass and lamps. Every article warranted.
l. L. Row, II Z. And st.
fine retOuched cards for 81 a. Hollands
Vallsry No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KnOws that Holland makes the
best tin types IN the city. No. East Third
street, between Market and K1RR.
PaOla, Kan, there is a gas well that
duoes gas enough to light the city. IL is
dent that some politician Is OF the bottom
SLOW clumsy you are ~ said mistress at
the table as the waiter split the sauce over
q guests rich dress. There won't be sauce
enough to 40 around now"
In India eggs are hatcbed by the heat Of
the sun This enables old hens to devote
great deal more time to scratching up the
newly made gardens and exhuming little on.
ioEs.
Young Mr. Logan, of Nevada, was 10 have
been married this month, but he undertook
to destroy q nest Of red aunts by putting
coal on some powder near the hole, and then
blowing.
Commanders OF United States ships Of
war are dismissed If they take pilots on
board, and they run the ships aground II
they do not. In the light OF such events 1t Is
plain to see that the United States Navy
ought to walk.
The man who was arrested the other day
for "uttering'' q forged check, discovered
that the language In which such illegal ut
terar ces are made has peculiar grammatl-
cal construction; it cannot be parsed.
my teeth are full Of sand, " said the fair.
est bather in the surf. "AlI right, hand
them out" said an admirer; land I'll rinse
them of for you" And now 81 o regards him
only as a brother.
Arab Ito courierl-Has the religious dodge
WO ed is believed 1t wouldT'' Courier
"hight you are; the bait, hook, sinker, line
and pole have been swallowed by the ma
tives." Arabi-"ls my path clear to escape
to the mOuntains2" Oourier-"Y es; no need
of truce this time" Arabi-"Well, let the
battle go on"
When Mrs. PinaphOr read paragraph in
her paper about the manufacture Of "artiti
eial t1ies, " she declared that it was an out
rage, and she hoped that the police would
arrest the parties engaged in the work, be-
cause the genuine flies almost worried the
life out of her.
"RO drive money has the drive guest to
pay, If to hi not at the mounting OF the
drOschKe, the valid drive tickets on hight of
the for simple drive to be paid drive money
Dy the coach sr ad )Wnreaehsr become are"
Is the lucid announcement placarded up in
the public carriages al Berlin.
A Western graduate said In his commence
msnt essay that Journalism ia the grave OF
geniusn Following his own idea If he does
not want to bury Lis genius, let him employ
his literary faculty in writing circuj ads, and
| summer resort circulars. Journalism can get
along without him.