The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-06

ana sing Tor the poor Exchange.
"poor'' sing from Patti will never he listened
! to with any sort OF patience.
Milwaukee is discussing the proper length Of
lovers evening eall-Exchahge.
II Milwaukee will leave the matter with us We
will settle il 10 the satisfaction of hall the girls in
the country Just let the lover get out OF the house
before the breakfast bell rings
Love me, love my dog;"-isa good adage-
Yes so il is, but when young man up ON Fifth
street the other evening attempted To exemplifv
that i'm the presence oi his best girl h. Lost no, only
big piece from his pantaloons but iron, his cpl
dermis also.
Gate posts should be set ont firmly. A great
deal may hinge upon them your girls grow up
Exchange.
True; and when the gate post creaks every times
chase Kiss Is taken, il is enough make your girI>
leave the country.
"A true philosopher never argues.-Exebance
M, hec"neiudes AT once that the no wish
e. To argue i All unmitigated ass aud preserve, 4
holy silence.
tan boy leave his father when he is eighteen
years Old ?-ENchange.
rs l'u IL most fathers are concerned il il not
likely they will object, especially ii they have been
eating three square meals per day right along up t.,
that time.
Necessity is the mother Of invention
IL would mt make any difference. if she were the
mother-in-law, if she could only invent a plan by
which man could sin in a chair without the tidy
coming olf on his back
pr. Pieree'S Golden Medical Discovery" ba,
astonished the medical Exchange
IL has lstonished more than the medical fraterni-
ty; We Know young lady in Sedaiia who COM
mencei its use and caught bean the very next
day, and now she better look cut or $ @ NAV catch
something else.
Gentlemen tho dance 10 the music of the scr
enade should have long night-gown> made esnec-
idiiy Tor the purpose.-Lexington Register -
Or strap their short ones down
turned out every week in the United Statss-Ex
And yet old Mr.. Jones who always s'borrys
when he wants one can't be made to believe there
is single factory running.
a woman is the most inconsistent compound of
wi;h.-Richter.
And yet IL is probable he had only met German
women; had he been acquainted with an Ameri-
can mother-in-aw now it would have taken q VOL
ume OF old Jean Paul to have told the story.
Jumping the rope sometimes snaps the thread
Of Efe.-Exehange.
Ii is to be hoped the 3Oth OF June will be one of
the times.
Rev ". Lyon, OF Bridgeport, preached Sunday
night on the national sin.-Exehange.
And the next day Deacon Smith, for the first time
in five years omitted kissing the little widow who
lived his business house
-Jno. B. Cough, the temperance lecturer, is
suffering from neuralgia of the stomach.
And is that what they call it when fellow
burns his copper Out?''
"A cane was voted to the greatest liar in War
enton, Missouri, and grocer carried of the prize
The two editors in the town received hut three
'Otes between them'-Exchange.
There must he some mistake about this or there
vas no dry goods houses in the town. As far as
he editors are concerned they get "hed up quite
'ften for telling the truth. We have had men
ome fifty miles to prevent US from telling the
ruth.
Some OF the Ia lies Of Louisville XIV want To-
stablish Temperance saloon. "-Exchange.
We are now puzzled. A Temperance saloon must
e something equal to female woman who goes on
whizz, stimulating with Settler water With
traw, to look through to take off the strawberry
hade which is reflected from the blood on the
noon"
OF the nine female physicians in this city, only
ne keeps buggy.-LouisviIle Courier Journal.
And Not one keeps a secret only until she meets
mother of her sex.
When started on the newspapers heard con-
derable about John Young-.Gath.
Did you hear any thing about John Brown
-Four young ladies of Michigan, wishing to find
life OF adventure on the plains, started down
rand river in a boat. They have not since been
card frOm.-DetrOit Tribune.
Yes, they have been heard from. They arrived
BoOnville the other day, and found it q very qui-
town, and concluded to stop. They have all be-
ONE daughters of the regiment, and belong to the
vaddill guards. They will find all the adventure
hey want in that command.
Servant girls used to have penehant for wear.
lg the mistress dresses when "goipg out" but
nat time has played out.-Lowville Democrat
The servant girl of to-day would not like to he
zen With sneh shabby clothes a. characterize the
veraee mistress wardrobe.
The immortal Bernhardt has grown careless of
ublic approval since her marriage. She vas coldly
,ceived during her late performance 1t Milan, and
,oy walked of the stage and went to her b tel in
he middle of the play.-New York Independent.
Our very moral cotemposry does not even hint
hat she went for, or L. the Independent Kidding?
The women Who copy the ways Of men, ut best,
icceed in resembling boys'-Pall Mall Gazette.
When they copy after men, they do ct their
sril. 1t takes fright smart to make them mas
iline in everything.
-Glasgow, KY. has but one minister.-Ex.
That preacher has an easy time and q soft en-
gement Wen bet nickle he never pronOunces
benediction but he mentally says, for this job,
4, Lord, we thank Thee etc.
-Pimples, blotches, or sores disappear
nder the influence of 9lenn's SULPHUR
Dap.
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