Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-01-05

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For cut flowers, 10 tn +09 King street.
Best family coal ut on W. Front street.
Extra Saddle Eock oysters at Fullmer's.
Good boxes and barrels for salc, 9ac. store
Celebrated Sheep Ridge oyste-yat Fulimer'
A new way to contract debts--Pay theI
For good steve 10 TO Slmpers, III Yves
Eighth street.
A phrenologist and good mother exsmin
heads often.
For the best spripy wheat -four, 70 to Kim
ble's. Front and Madison streets.
Musicians should make god roote-., rs
lthey know all about pitch"
Christmas has gone, gc.to Mullins TO- 10.
Fbacco and cigars, West Front street.
Four kinda Of hay on hand, at hay ma rket
Try some Of our $l.2j hay. A. X. TstnaIl.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at l.. r
lAnfs, 10 East Fourth street.
Hest patent -four at Armstrong, s. W, cor
| Front and JACKSON streets.
The only pls7s In the city to get first
class oyster is a,Fullmer's. 5Os Market street
Ge4 your photographs at Holland g gallery
No. 4Third street. two doors East Of Market
| Drake u CD, apctioneers, Nc. L. 4th st.
Will call country or CITY sales.
| Cheapest oil cloths at Adams l. Brother.
| 6O4 Market street.
| Roller skates, iarge variety, Adams 4
Brothers, 504 Market street.
Boots, shoes, rubbsrs. Tor men, women sd
children ut Adams b Brothers. Gpl Market
| street.
slime card photographs for 81, atHolland'a .
gallery, No. ! Third street, between Market
and King.
For bargains In furn4sure aod bedding, gd
to l.. +. Adatrs 2O7 Market street and sec
his goods nd learn his prices.
Largest, cheapest and best assor sment OF
china cups and saucers and vases St Adams
b Brothers, 5O4 Market street.
Hotel scepe--Local reporter Amy dis.
tinguished gentle mon here to day tascin-
ating hotel Gle II ain tho only one, sir ~
"Why do you hide, Johnny ?" said one boy
to another. 81 hide 10 save my hide. replied
the other. as he MED away to a cure spot
The Chinese method of taking an oath does
not consist of Sissing Bible. hey break a
saucer when they lwear. It's something tha:
way with servant girl.
Seamstresses, unmarried ones. may .'hem''
and haw, and carry on sew ami so, but
they cannot hide the fact that they Ike to
have "fsller.'
Lives OF funny men remind us
We can scarcely get dime
For the flin we leave behind as
Sparkling bright In prose and rhymR.
A boy in one Of eur pubic schools, having
been told thai reptile il sn animal that
crseps, on being asked the name of one,
promptly replied, "a baby"
YRAzER AxLH CREASE.
Ono gressing with Frazer Axle Grease will
d. la AZ fan all nthpra fwo n Aor
Try 1t. 1t received first premium at the Cen.
.ennial and Paris Exposition.
As iull as tick young man.
A sad and a sick young man.
A brandy to qualify, soda to mollfy,
Very swelled head young man.
'ls your father Christian ?" said o gen |
tleman to a little boy on one occasion. ayes, |
sir," said the lit boy "hut be.ieve he
has not worked at 1t much lately"
A Scotch scboomaster having repeatedly, +!
and at last angrily, demanded of his pupils, /
who signed M gna Charta >" a little girl
trenblingIy replied '"Please sir, 1t was na
me"
oh, director ! bank director
Tel! me truly-te me straight
Does your cashier, bank director
Doe your cashier speculate?
Trade is booming. We are glad to note the |
fact bV the ~ rival of u vessel in Boston with |
1000 cases of dry goods and ! cases of
measles. The mensles were in diseased con. |
dtton.
An agricultural exchange offers some ad.
vice on How TO tell bad egg" Didn't read
the article, but our advice wOuld he; lfyou
have anything important to tell u bad egg,
why break it gently.
..How do you feel this morning. With my
hands. OF course" snapped the old man,
.bow do you suppose I'd feel ~ "lf you had
your deserts measured by your imPndence,
you d feel good deal worse, chimed in the
old woman.
Lay off your overcoat or you won't feel 1t
when you go out, said the landlord OF
western inn to guest who was sitting by the
fire. That's what am afraid OF, retu rned
the maa. "Ihe last time was here Lid Oft
and havp't felt 1t since "
"Im a very sick man, " observed the tramp
lang as he anchored himself at reg
taura0t table s'the doctor says must have
strengt thening food. Give me something
with plenty of iron in IT, The waiter shaded
the corners of his mouth with his hands and
then beloved in stentorian tones "One keg +
Oi nails :"
FitznOOdle was out again, worrying the life
out of the dscks with his shot gun, He biaz
ed away at some ducks, and all unseen man
on the other side of the pond rosa up, threat
enlngly, with long gun, and called out
Did you shot at me- "Did any Of the shot
hit you 2" inquired FitzGoodle. "Ies, they
did, said the man. rubbing his legs. Then
you may be certain didn't shoot at you,
never hi. anything shoot at.
THE EARLY BIRD.
"COme, little pet, the old bird said,
In most endsa ar ny term,
"YOu NUT be early out Of bed
Ii you would catch the worm"
The smallest Of the fcathery herd
AIuny little thing
Out spran. the tender baby-bIrd
To grub for worm and sing.
And 10 she found an early worm
1t was q monster, too
She chirpsd, "Oh, you m'y writhe and
squirm,
But will gobble you
That birdlipg's chirp, the rest affirm,
WaI never after heard.
And it's surmised 1t was the worm
That caught the early bird.
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