The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-01-05
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A Nevada school teacher diel the
oabsf day. and The local papers announced
], under ,he bead. Loss q phaler
THERE will lie family isrgou when
this - discovered a. the boy said when
DO kpocksd the preserves Of the shelf
"A oompeten, authority says you mus,
lie With your feet 10 the equsior. Liars
will please take notice d this
81 notice ,ha, you always 81, at your
viigs left, Mr. Miggs" Yes" frankly
retained Miggs, ''ihsi's the side Der glas.
eye is on.
a devil hsh with arms ,hiriy.two feet
long las been caught on the banks OF New.
fouadland. What q cashier be would
have made
A young lady In Kansas, while chew
ing gum reccAly, Was struck with paraly-
sis IN The jaw and rendered SPECIFICS.
She immediately had four proposals on
The spot.
"A travelling printer, who, for want Of
employment a, his trade, went TO work on
farm, came in one day TO ask his employ
er II Ia hen should DO set solid,
81 know" said the little girl TO her
elder sisters young man at The supper
table, "that you will join our society for
the protection Of little birds, because
moiher says You are very fond Of larks.
Landlady," said he. 1.-THE coffee is no,
settled. mo, she replied, "but il
comes as near As your last months board
bin does and that man never spoke
again during that meal
The Boston Advertiser gives this as
new college joke; Professor says: thine
is money how do you prove it2' Student
Gays, We'll, il you give rs cents TO
couple Of tramps, that is 4 quarter to two.
The bed is bundle OF paradoxes; we
go TO it with reluctance, yet we quit il
with regret, we make up our minds every
night to leave il early, but we make up our
bodies every morning to keep 1t late.
A Northampton, Mass, man boasts
that he has attended church for 90 years
q, an aggregate expense OF 81. and the
New Haven Regisier says: Heavens
Does he take the beyond for dollar
store2"
-"Belinda" Yes, we agree with You,
!, is a lIarbarous praotie removing the
front fences, leaving no gates or posts to
lean on. Perhaps you can teach him to
lean against you, while you sort OF lean
against him, you know
Spurgeou says tina, when you meet o
mad dog you should never argue with
him, unless you are sure OF your logic, IL
is better to get out Of bis way, and il any,
body calls you coward you need not cali
him fool everybody knows that
when goes a-shopping, said an old
lady, II alters ask for what l wants, aud
il they have it, and 1t is suitable, and /
feel inclined to buy it, and it is cheap, and
cant he got for less, ! most alters take it,
without clappcring all day about it, as
some people do.
Three burglars feloniously and with
intent entered news paper Office in lillin'
DIS one day last week. Strange as il may
seem, there was enough to go around and
they each got something. One got sixty
three cents, one got away aud the other
got sixty days.
I'm very sick man." observed a
tramp. langui y, as he anchored himself
nj restaurant table; ''the doctor says /
must have strengthening food. Give me
something with plenty Of iron in it," The
waiter shaded abe corners Of his mouth
with his hands and then beloved in stem
,orian tones, zone keg Of nails.
a young Frenchman. who had sown a
heavy crop Of Wild oats, determined to get
married and settle down. On the we'd
ding day his moibcr.in.law said to him
Il hope, my dear son.in-law, that you will
bc guilty OF no more follies in future.
MY dear madam" he replied, II promise
you that this shall be the last"
Now, said the teacher OF primary
class TO one Of his pupils, TO whom he was
trying to impsrt knowledge Of division.
but with little success. I'll you had a pie,
and should ask you for quarter OF 1t,
and you shonli give mo what ! wanted.
how much wonld ron have lef,i" Il
wouldn't have any Lem quickly responded
the little girl
Two gentlemen were seated upon the
steps Of the house Of one Of them, one
mild evening last summer, when very
large woman. with rustic Of voluminous
silks and roll o. voluminous person. entered
visitor. That. answered the master Of the
house, ''is my neighbor websters wife. -
''ob, zee, was the ready reioinder,
"websier's unabridged
In County Down coun.rymAn whose
old horse Lad suddenly died took the akin