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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A YOUNG man proposed tor the hand oi
beautiful girl. As she besitated about
replying, he said: 81 await your answer
with bated breath. The girl, who was a
good deal of humorist. SAID: ''Well,
Mr.. Man, ysI will have to bait your breath
with something besides high wines and
Limberger cheese to catch your humble
servant. Good evening"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A PROFESSOR of French in an Albany
school recently askeda pupil what was the
gender of academy. The unusually bright
pupil responded that 1t depended on
whether it was a male or female academy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

Sir John Lubbock maintains in his last
Linneau Society paper, that bees prefer
blue flowers to those of any other color.
Bus the objection may fairly be raised,
How, if bees have so much to do with the
origin of flowers, have we 50 few blue
onesl He met this By suggesting that all
flowers weie originally green, and then
passed through white or yellow, and gen.
orally red before becoming blue. He says
that an ant may live seven er eight years
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

MARROW escape: ''lke has an irr1gating
disease: Charlotte russo broke out all over
HIM, and If he hadn't worn the Indian
beads as an omelet 1t doubtless would have
caluRniated fatally"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

REroRTs from the Delawa:e beet-sugar
factories say that the drought cut the crop
short, so that beets have to be obtained
from New York, to keep the factories run
ming. There is deficit In the crop In
Europe, and the prices are expected to 90
higher. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

ONE by one the beautiful legends OF the
world are fading into nonentitIes. II is
now eaid there is no race of tailed men in
Borneo. Perhaps they don put the pre-
MUM list high enough, and the men
wouldn't race.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
WHEN Sir Nicholas Bacon. a Judge in

WHEN Sir Nicholas Bacon, judge in
the reign os QUEEN Elizabeth, was on the
bench, he was strongly importuned by q
criminal, to save his life on the score of
relationship.
How soi" inquired the Judge.
"Why," replied the culpri:, my name is
bacon are so near kin, that they cannot be
separated
AYE" sad Sir Nicholas, ''but you and
can no; be related, except you be hanged;
hog is no bacon, TIL it is well hanged"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

MA" said little girl who had Just
commenced her lessons IN geography,
whereabouts shall find the state of mat
rimony?' ''Oh," replied the mother ''you
will find that to be one Of the United
States"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

TIMoLEoN comes hone with hat that
sinks down TO his nose. His wife is hor,
rIfed. ''But that thing don't fit you, a.
all, my dear" 81 know 1t don't, and ]
told the halter SO. But he showed me his
gold medal, and what could dol"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A st. LOUIS man who dreamed that ne
was being scalped by the Indians, awoke
to find that his wife, vino had dreamed
that she was superintendent of an orphan
asylum, was drawing him out of the bed
by the hair
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

MANY years ago, in Connecticut, Ger
tain Justice was called upon to lfberate q
worthless debtor. by receiving his oatf
that he was not worth five POI nds- swell,
JOHNNY" said the Justice, as he entered
''can you swear that you aie not worth
five pounds, and never will be?''
"Why," answered the other, rather cha
grinei at 6the question, 81 can swear tna
l am not worth that amount, just at pres
ent"
swell, WELL" returned the Justice, g
can swear to the rest-so you can CO."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, 23S Western
Avenue, Lynn, Mass, is rapidly acquiring
an enviable reputation for the surprising
cures which daily result from the use OF
her Vegetable Compound in all female
diseases. Send to her for pamphlets
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
LYDIA G eiNKKANi'f'
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
Is a Positive Cure

for all ths &c Painfal Conplsirts ani Weat= =esss
socGnmon to our be-t q male population
II viii entirely tbs Soist fornl q Tc1laie Cur
olainrs AL ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Llcef-
ton Falling and Displacements, ard tho e1ns- ueI
Spinal Weakness. ard is particularly s..ated 70
Change OF Life.
Il will dissolve ard eTnei tumor frnm. the -tsrd-
carly stage OF develoPnsert Ihs tsnccncv to esl
humors there Is checked -er sTeelT ~ its u
It fAintness. fatucncy, destrr y li cTzlI
tor stimulsnts- ard relieves weakness OF The storns
10 cures Bloatin., Heahaches, Nervous PrOstrriic
General Debility, s,ceT,cS5neS-, DeiTrssicn arc In
gestio1-
That feeling of benrin. down. causing .sin Teig'.
and backacks. Is aI.-ays ermancusy cured by iis
II VIII ,. all times and unler all circumstances act :,
ha-moy with the laws thai govern the female sT.c
Forthe cureof Kidney COMPLAINTS of ei;.-sr sei u
COMPOUND is unsurpassed
LYDIA T.. rINEVAN's VEGETABLE Coz
POUNDS prep, red at &c and as Western AveaIe
Lynn Mass Prizes si. Sx bo'tlesfor s. sent by M.
IN the form OF pills. also f.. the fern Of !OzeEGes OF
receip: OF price O. PEI box for ether Ms rakhsJr
freely answers all letters Of inquiry. Send for pam
i,s Address as above. Eeafi01 th;s RIprr.
No family should bo without LIZ OLA ? P1NkLAs 2
LIVER PILLS Iley cure constipation. bfousns
and tcrpidity of tine liver. 3 cents por box
81 Sold nv all Droggi-ts- IA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

'.IT's a dIsgracefui sbame!" exclaimed
Mrs. Smith as her lord and master came IN
in demoralized condition. you've been
drinking again, ard it was only last week
that you took the pledge. ''Just my
LUCK" SAID Smith: Il break everything |
get a hold OF 4"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A PERSON overheard two countrymen,
who were observing naturalist in the
field collecting insects, say one to another:
whats that fellow doing, Johni' Why,
he's naturalist" What's that?"
Why, one who catches gpa,s, to be surei
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
Yours truly, I

MR. LOVER tells a good snecdote OF an
Iusbmau giving the password at the battle
os Fontenoy, at the time the great SAKE
was Marshal.
The password is SAKE; now don't for
get It." SAID the Colonel TO Pat.
Sacks! Faith and will not. Wasn't
my father q millerf'
"who goes there9" cried the sentinel,
after te arrived at the post.
Pat looked as cofidcntly as possible, and
In sort of whispered howl, replied.
''Bagsi yer hOLor!"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

Young men, and middle aged ones, suf-
fering from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses, send three stamps for Part
VII OF Dime Series Books. Address
WoRLD's DisPENsART MEDICAL Asso0IA-
fIoS, Buffalo, N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

SCENE In a recitation room, The an
cient Egyptians were IN, the habit of sacri-
icing red headed girls to the devil" Au-
burn haired student-"What did they dc
with the suburn-headed boysa' Professor
WHY, they supposed they would go OF
their owl accord"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A great improvement has recently been
made in that useful product CAROLINE,
a deodorized extract of petroleum, which
is the only article that really cures bald
ness. 1t is now the finest Of haIr dress
ings.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
Rough on Rata
On Thirty Days Trial.

The thing desired found at last Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats II clears out ists
mice, reaches, flies, bedbugs 15c bexes-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

''The Lord loveth cheerful giver," but
there's no use chucking copper cent into
contribution box loud enough to make
the people in the back sest think the CON-
munIon service had tumbled off the altar
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

''The doctors SAID my wife had coz
sumption. Tried 'Lindsey's Blood Search
er, ant she has better health than ever
G. II. Hubbard, Hampden, Ohio.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

SOME men are IrcoEstant creatures.
they will get up in the middle of The Night
and throw their DoOts az dog BIC ,uss fe
Is howli7g, snd the next night pay five
dollars seat to hear an Italian opera
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A CHICAGO girls usefulness: Thirteen
men crossed Fifth street dry cd yester
day by simply following in the tracks of q
Chicago girl who is here on visit.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

al ALWAYS did like the Character OF st.
Paul." said boarding house keeper, ''for
he once said, you know, that We must cat
what Is put before us, and ask no ques-
tons for conscience sake. l always
thought / should like him for boarder."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
A Sure Cure for FIta

will be sent by ulail to any address. post
paid, on receipt Of one dollar. Address
]. Alonzo Greene, Indian Doctor, Sic
Pine street., st. Louis, Mo.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

Down in Texas when they want TO
Express loathing for man, they saw he s
mean enough to hand pint bottle filed
with water to friend in dark night.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
FOR LADIES ONLY.

The Ladies Medical Association Remedies for al
dseass q women are prepared by the competent
and relable physicians who have made such diseases
special life study. Patients can be successfully
treated by mail ADVICE FREE Letters STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL Send description of symptoms or II
not In need Of remedies send for Hints to La
dies which gives novel and interesting informs ton
FOR LADIES ONLY. II will please you Free Address
Mrs: SARAH j. VAN BGREN. Secretary, l02
frAnklin Street. Buffalo \ Y
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
Aliens Brain Food

Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness
If Generative Organs, $l-all druggists.
Send for circular Aliens Pharmacy, s1S
FIRST ay.. N. I.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

SYMPATHETIC: Il feel for you deeply,
saic the hungry man, probing about his
soup bowl for stray OYSTER
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
HEALTH IS WEALTH
VsLs BODY il VEALfHd MING
Railways
alsAPAnIHAI REs0LVEIl.
Railways

Pure blood mares sound neen, strong ho,.
and Q clear skin. II you would have your ress
0fm your bones sound without carries, sud Won,
complexion fair. use RsdUay's sarsaparff.
Mar Res0lvent
remedy composed of Ingredients OF srt,,-
ordinary med cal properties essential 70 purrr
heal repair and invfyorAte the oroken-dcwp a.
wassed body-QUICK. PLEASANT, SAFE 49,
PERMANENT is treatment and cure.
- designated. whether IL be scro;ula Con.
sumption, syphilis. Ulcers, sores, TumOrs. Boils
kyapelaS or Salt-Rheun, diseases OF m.
kungA Kidneys. Bladder, Womb, szin. Iiya,
Stomach or Bowels. either chroQic or consrt,,
uonal, the virus Of the disease Is in the Ri
which supplies the wasJo, and builds and :.
pafrs theeo organs and wasted tissues on ~
:ystem- II the blood In unhealthy, ne proces,
Sf repair must be unsound-
The SarsapaFflifan Resolvsnt sot mi,
Ia compromising remedy, but secures the hsr.
ushes throughout ths entire system funcrt9asI
harmony. And supplies the oood-vessels win :.
pure and aealthy current Of new nfe The -
After a few days use OF the 5arsaparfllian -
somes clear and beautiful Pimpies BIof1hes
Black spots and Skin Erupt on5 are removes.
Soree and Ulcers soon cured Persons snfrers-s,
from scrofulA, ErupIive Diseases OF ne go
Mouth, Ears, Legs, Throat and Glands. ths;
have accum ulated and spread, either frorn ~
cured diseases or mercury, or from The use q,
corrosive Suolimate, may rely upon a eur. /,
sne sarsaparllian Is continued surf!cispi ~
20 make Its impression on the system.
One bottle contains more OF the actiys pr,np,
pies Of medicines than Any other prepa!atfnn
Taken In TeaspooDful Doses, while Others "a
2uire oye or six times Is much- one Della,
Per Bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
ever and Ague.

FEVER and AGUE cured for 20 cents. The-s
. net a remedial agent in this world mat VII
cure Fever and Ague, and other &alarOus BIZ
gu, scarlet. Typhoid. Yellow and other fever.
tatded by Railways P1lsl 50 quickly az RAs
vAT'g READY KELLEY.
II viii in q few moments when taken accori-
ns 20 directions, cure Cramps Spasms sour
stomach. Heartburn, Sick Headache, Darrhu.t
Dysentery. Colic, Wind In the Bowels and al
Internal Pains
Travellers should always carry bottle Of Rad.
way 3 Ready Relief with them. few drops In
waer viii prevent sickness or pains froIr
change OF water. Il Is better than French
brandy or citters as q stinulans
Miners and Lumoerme1 should LTsys -
proyfded VIA Il
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

WATERING HoRsEs.-OLe thing in the
treatment of work horses in hot weather we
are disposed to deprecate, viz: the custom
of watering them three times a day and no
more. 1t is SIMPLY cruelty on the psrt Of
man toward his beast, to compel the team
to piow or NOW from early morning until
noon, or from noon until night without
allowing it the privilege of refreshing
draught. 1t is inconvenient. many times.
to water the team during the forenoon or
afternoon, and we are apt TO thsnk the time
thus taken lost, but when the farmers
millennium comes, there will probably be
drinking iroughs IN every field, supplied
from some elevated spring, or from a run
ming stream. In the meanwhile time lost
in deing good, even though it may re IN
behalf of the dumb animals, is well .'lost
it may be regainod. Could they speak
it might be TO say that they would like to
be treated, il the matter of times for food
and drink, somewhat as we-their wise
masters-are accustomed to treat our
selves.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A RECENT African explorer in giving
account of his travels, speaks of ants ore
inch ,onr. TIE insects must be q ants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

j. F. Davis. of Portsmouth, OHIO, sold
IN one year fourteen Thousand boxes OF
''Sellers Liver Pills" They cure malaria.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
MEssRs. NolsIs 4 BK.pIy 4

MBssRs. MORGAN D HRApLY Mutual Lie
Building, Tenth anc Chestnut stree q have On
nAnd a superb stock OF extra nne quality Ola
monus. which they offer al As low prices ~
stones OF the nrst quality. perfect alik0 IN coios
Ana ahApo, can oe sold toe.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

'.Now shall catch a man," were the
first words uttered by a woman after being
elected constable in New England town
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

:.HoUsRKEEPER"-We 10 not know why
plum pudding was 50 named, unless it was
because it contains every thing from dirt
to nightmare, except plums.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
5S9 Fulton st Chicago. IL

A Philosophical bookseller saying thai
every phase of humanity represented some
kind of book, was asked what kind OF a
publication baby represented. "a
baby, replied he, ''Is primer of human
ity, bound In more rocker"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

The man who won't work fer a dollar ,
day will spend two hours trying to solve {
riddle for nothing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

CKLERY SALAD.-Nothlng goes better
with duck than celery salsd-the celery
chopped fine and the dressing touched q
trifle with red pepper.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
HUMOROUS.

The young 'milkman and his betrothed
stood before the registrar of marriages
''Uo you take this mIik-abem!-this man
for butter or for worse?' the official in
quired. The girl said it never a-curd to
her before, but che supposed she wloud If
that was the only whey.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

Thinking Men
should take Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
"BEUAME SOUND AND WELL"

HATcHKR STATION, Ga, March 81 1876.
R. v. PIERos. NJ. D.: Dear Str-My
wife, who had been i'll tor over two years
and had tried many other medicines. be.
came sound and well by using your '.Fa'
vorlte Prescriptions. My niece was al.
80 cured by its use, after several physi-
clans had failed to do her any good.
Yours truly, THOMAS ]. MErHvN.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

QUALIFICATION: She told him that she
could read his mind like an open book and
then softly aided, b'ank book"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

QUERY: Wien a man has his teeth STOP
ped ought he to charge the cost 10 inci-den
tai expenses?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

The following advertisement appeared
lately: Made their escape-a husbands
affections. They disappeared Immediately
on seeing his wife with her face and hands
| unwashed at breakfast
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

FooD for refeciion-Eaiing large sup
per and going to bed to lie awake and
think about 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
CAUTION.

Az remedial agents capable Of destroying II.
ey an overdose should be avoided. Morphine
opium, strychnine, arnica hyosciaInus aut
other powerful remedies does at certain tines
In very small doses, relieve The patient du.1nZ
their action in the system. But p-Thaus th'
second dose, II repeated. may agyrayafe a q iu
jeath- There Is no necessity for wing hfsr
uncertain agents when positive remedy has
Railways Ready Relief wiu stop the most Il.
0ucistiLg pain quicker, without entaiIing tia
,oast difficulty In either infant or aculL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

A MAN cannot smoke his cigar too short
unless he smokes it too long.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

THRUST and parry: The eminent coun-
sci had been speaking for four honrs in
complicated appeal case concerning o
boundary wall, when, on gazing at the
bench, he foun1 that all the judges were
asleep. Il shall not continue nv argu
ment," said be, with great dignity; 81
never Plead, your bouors, Ehfie you sleep.
''Con'inu brother" SAID the Chief Jus
lice, benevolently; :1hough l am differ
emily constituted an1 never sleep excep!
when you pleadl"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15
AGRICULTURE.

WORKING BUTTRR--The working OF
butter is . manipulation that requires the
utmost skill, for over-working destroys the
grain of the product, and sny motion of
the worker" that produces grinding should
be avoided and to detect this and correct IT.
takes quick eye and steady hand. The
chief purpose in working butter Is to SOL
idlfy it, and at the same time expel the re-
manning buttermilk and dIffuse the salt
through the mass, ard this last should be
done with as little mixing as will exactly
accomplish the requirement, for the grain
of the salt cutting the globules OF the but
ter, Injuries the gram of the latter, and the
butter becomes waxy.
The butter should never exceed tempe
nature of sixty degrees when worked, as a
higher point causes butter to gravitate tow
ards sickness, and when worked at too
low point the butter becomes mealy and
the texture is destroyed.
II at the last working additional salt Is
required, care must be takea that the but
ter has become dry, so that it Will not be
dissolved; but many dsirymen throw few
quarts OF water into the "Sorker" at this
stage to aid in dIssolving the salt, add car
~ with it the particles of butteimiik that
have remained over from the previous
working.
There is a mistaken notion IN regard TO
salt adding TO the keeping qualify of but
ter. The long keeping DANISH butter per
fectly worked, but never receiving a par
ticle of salt, proves that the latter Is not,
SO far as it relates to the keeping of butter,
a preserving agent, and that no amount of
salt will keep butter, unless certain rules
are observed and requirements met. The
pspe.s teen With notices Of butter preser-
vatIves and inventions to keep butter inde-
finitely, but it will probably be long time
efore any of them will come into general
use; and for years to come the long keep
ing butter will be found to be an article
made from cream; where perfect cleanli
ness was observed In obtaining it, and the
butter cburned and put into packages IN
der fystem of rules reiating TO cream,
temperature and working.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

GsNrLEMzS-Your Hop Bitters have
been of great value to me. was laid up
with typhoid fever for over two m1nths
and could get no relief until l tired yonr
Hop Bitters. To those suffering from
debility or any one in feeble health, l
cordially recommend them
j. G.. STOETZEL,
5S9 Fulton st Chicago, Ill
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

Reiable. DurAble and Economical, tcfQ rurnLsh q
korse poecer scta y ss rse' 9sd c,e than any otAe-
6ns,se oEM not ht;ed with an Automatic Cat-oa.
send for Illustrated Catalogue u .. for Information
Prices. y. W. PAYSK Soss. Box $50 Coming. NJ
249
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

1t is the fashion for many people to
neglect natures laws and blame Provi-
dence for the result. A fav0rite thing
with them is to neglect Cough or Cold
instead of using that unfailing means OF
relief, DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. 20 cents
a bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-15

WANT any species Of clovesf' asked
a pedder of sa oon keeper one day last
week. '.Vat want umi' asked the pro-
prIetor ''To take away the smell Of beer
from the breath, said the peddler. ~ AXE
away dot smell of beerl" exclaimed the
man behind the counter. "You got some
dings vat makes der shmell stay on, and
buys him"