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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
Manifesto No. i.
JANUARY /. 1882.

Early in the Fall we promised
to fill this space with a flaming
lad. telling Of Our IMMENSE STocK
OF STAPLE AND FANCY GOODS for
the Fall and Winter trade +; but the
fact is that we have been so busy
selling goods that we had no time
to write up an lad" for the print
ers. We wish to say however, to
our Friends and Customers, we
are thankful for their liberal pat
ronage during the present year
and wish them each and every one
a Happy New Year, at the same
time calling their attention to the
fact that we shall open the New
Season with LARGER AND MORE
COMPLETE Stock than we have ever
shown them before and at as LOW
PRICES as can be found in Lancas-
ter or elsewhere.
Our motto shall be as hereto
fore: COOP GOODS, LOW PRICES
AND HONORABLE DEALING"
We have recently replenished
our stock with SEAsoNABLE GooDs
such as Hoods, Nubias, Scarfs,
Mittens, Gloves, Cloaks, Dolmans,
and ready made Clothing, which
we are offering VERY CHEAP. Also
full stock Of Staples. IfIGHEsr
MARKET PRICE always paid for
farm produce.
HOWE & BAXTER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
Sale AT a Bargain

The undersigned offers for sale in Lots as can
be agreed upon or in the whole the west half
of section IS and the north half Of section ~,
town 3, range 8 Also 400 acres in section 49,
town 3. range g. comprising over 100 acres %
frst-class meadow and 100 acres Of pillow land
under cultivation and balance in pasture. all
well watered and containing good buildings.
over 1000 choice Grape vines and 200 bearing
frnit trees on the premises. The premises are
splendidly adapted for a stock farm and viii be
sold cheap.
TERMS.-One- third caah: balance in annual
instruments. Six per cent semi annual interest
Apply to j. II. c. SNECLODE.
Real Estate Agent.
Cassyllc Wis. October 3, 1891 32tf
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
IrnICIAL CONTENTION.

A Republican Convention for the Fifth Judicia
Circuit will be held at Dodgeville, Thursday.
February %. 1852. al two O'Clock in the afternoon
Judicial Circuit, to be voted for at the ensuing
spring Election. The District Is composed Oi
the counties Of Richland, Crawford Grant, lows
and Ia Fayette
Each Senate District will be entitled to foul
delegates, and each half senate District and cacl
Assembly District TO two delegates
FcnnimOrc. Wis, January Is, 1882
H. a, W MCNAIR
j r. SMELKER
W G. :. BARRON.
}. +. WILLIAMS.
Judicial Circuit Committee.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
Long May il Prosper.

THE GRANT COUNTY HERALD, in its
new attire, presents a very handsome
appearance, and its typographical make
up reflects great credit upon Colonel
Farquharson, who stands at the head of
the art as one of the best newspaper
and job printers. Long may the HER
AID continue toprosper BoScobel Dial
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

LAScAsrER LopGE a. +. A. ". meets first and
third Saturday in each month at =. m, in Herald
office block.
GRAST CHATTER Regular convocatiOn second
and fourth Tuesday Of each month at p. M in
Herald office block
MississIppt VALLEY LoDsE l. o. o. r. Meets
every Wednesday at zap. m in Odd Fellows
hall, Maple street.
LANCASTER Lopez !. o. 6. T. Meets every
Tuesday at =, ,. m. in Budd block Madison street,
LANCASTER COUNCIL r. T. Meets frat Thurs
day u each month in Budd block, Madison street.
FrDrL1rY LopGE A. o. L. W Meet first and
third Mondays Of each month in Bndd block,
Madison street.
CONGREGATIONAL CHuHoH Corner Madison
and Cherry streets. Services at 1890 a. m. and
Z p. m.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHuRcm. Corner Mon
roe and cherry streets. Services 1880 u. m. and
,. m. sunday.
CAruoLrc CHURCH CornerJcTercon and Cher
~ streets Services at 1890 a. IN. and p m.
sunday.
CRY Library Court house. Open Wednes-
day afternoon and saturday afternoon ard even
ing.
PRorE-rANr Eri-corAl cHuRcH. Corner JEFF
fer-on and Oak streets.
rrYpE'4 OrrG, HousE Corner Madison and
cherry streets.
LIBRARY Hall Budd's block, Madison street
GEnNAs LUTHERAN CHuRcH Madison street.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
SKIN DISEASES CURED

BY DR. FRAzIER,s Magic Ointment. Cures
as II by magic Pimples, Black Heads Grubs,
Blotches and Eruptions on the face, leaving the
skin clear. healthy and beautiful. Also cures
Itch, BARRIERS Itch, Salt Rheum, letter. Ring
worm. Scald Head, Chapped Hands, Sore Nipples
sore Lips. old. obstinate Ulcers and Sor y. &c.
SKIN DISEASE. +. Drake. Esq. Cleveland.
disease which appeared on his hands head and
face and nearly destroyed his eyes The most
careful doctorng failed to help him, and after
all had failed he used DIR. Frazler's Magic ONT
ment and was cured by few applications.
e4TThe first and only positive cure for skin
diseases ever discovered Sent by mail on re-
ccipt Of price, FIFTY Cents HENRY s. co.
Sole Propretors, Cleveland o.
For Blind, Bleeding. Itching or liberated Piles
DIR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment il
a sure cure. Price Sl.oO, by mail. For sale by
Druggists. lOyl
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
Looking for Justice.

Several bills have been introduced in
the legislature at the present session,
some having for their object the repeal
OF all criminal proceedings for alleged
libel or SANDER others seeking 10 So
eur' a statutory definition Of libel.
something which, strange as it may
Seem' the statutes do not now provide.
Certainly something should be done
in this matter as it is a question that
interests every individual III commun-
ity Any law that will do away with
the present looseness on the .subiec,
should receive the support of every
member OF the legislature.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

The St. Petersburg police have issued
an order forbidding the appearance of
any actors or dancers on the stage of the
theaters of the capital whose dresses
have not previously been rendered in
combustible by means of chlorate Of
lime. The same rule has been in force
in Berlin fol five years.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

The HERALD discarded its patent out
side with its first issue in January and
now appears entirely printed at home.
1t has also added a neatly engraved Wig
nette to its heading. improving its ap-
pearance very much. The HERALD is
one of the best conducted newspapers in
the State. P'attecHle Witness.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
$500 Reward

Of Liver Complaint Dyspepsia. Sick Headache.
Indigestion. Constipation. or CostiVeness We can
not cure with West : Vegetable Liver Pills when
the directions are strictly complied with They
are purely Vegetable. and never fail TO give salts
faction. Sugar coated. Large boxes, containing
30 Pills p cents. For sale by all Druggists. Be-
ware of eounterfcifs and limitations. The gen
nine manufactured only by JOHN c. WEST Il CO.,
The Pill Makers 1sl s. lS3 W. Madison Street.
Chicago, Free trial package cent by mail pre-
paid on receipt Of 3 cent stamp. 30y1
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
OAK At BOscoBEL.

where Charles ii hid himself from Crom-
well. Wyclitf's translations of the
Bible. A primer Of Edward VI.
The book of Proverbs, by a Scotch
lady, each chapter in different type.
The lantern of Guy Fawkes which he
had with him when apprehended in the
cellar of the House of Commons. Here
is chair made out of brakes ship,
with an inscription by the poet Crow
ley
The buildings of St. Marys Magical
ems College, form three quadrangles
covering more than eleven acres, its
grounds extend over upwards of one
hundred acres, comprising lawns and
gardens, the shaded water walks be-
loved by Addison, and the grove 'dain-
ty relic of monastic days "where with
in stones throw of the High street of
the city. deer quietly browsin@ un
der huge old elms with their cawing
rocks, as though the haunts of men were
distant and forgotten. Every May
lay morning. at five o'clock, Il Latin
hymn to the Trinity was sung on the
summit of the Tower by the choir hab-
tied in their surplices Now the HYMNS
taken from the College grace. The
first is supposed to be relic of pagan
| times
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
THE BROAD WALK

which is one of the fashionable resorts
of the place. This communicates with
a lovely shaded river walk a mile and n
quarter in length. surrounding larre
meadow, known as Christ Church
meadow. just beyond is a new walk
which leads to the river Isis. classic
name applied to that part of the
Thames which flows by the University.
The Oxford side is lined with barres.
the handsomest belonging to the various
rowing clubs. They are in fact floating
club-houseS During the summer terms
the college eight hour races are roved
here, when twenty crews complete for
the glory of heading the river. During
commencement week, on Monday even
ing. there is grand procession of vari-
Gus boats, when the club barge of the
University is crowded with fair Specta-
tors, 'manifesting great interest in the
pretty sight, rs the boats in order pass
the fortunate crew who axe head
Of the river, : and give hearty salute
by adroitly tossing all their oars in the
air. Becoming tired of walking we
hailed lily. which took us the five miles
round drive, passing through High
street. where the driver pointed out
the several homes of people while here.
The Convent, mother home where the
sisters of Mercy. take in the very poor
children, teaching them to set tvpe.
In the cars one day I met one of
THE RITUALIsTIc SISTERS.
They have many orders, and within
few years have established branches in
New York and Baltimore. The sister
was handsome as well as fine speci
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
i: : HOLLOWAY

The undersigned offers his farm for sale.
Said farm Is situated in the town Of Lancaster.
onefnarth Of q mile from the court house. con
tanning 81 acres all under cultivation and WITH
the finest Kind 81 Improvements. One large brick
house. ore tenant horse. fine reW horse barns.
Large hay barn snd all OIL her necessary buildings.
also cattle yard and scales fer handling stock.
Fin y waterea with large spring and good sal
with wind mill, tanks. &c. all convenient 10 house
and yards. Good orchard and vineyard. VIII
sell the Whole together or divide ia half,
TERMS easy. viii take small farm in part pay.
Part Of the purchase money may remain on the
place IL desired Address
..wt LEWIS HOLLOWAY. Lanes.teE.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
PILES ! PILES ! PILES !
A SURE CURE FOUND AT LAST
NOONE NEED SUNFER

NOONE NEED sUNFER.
A sure Cure for Blind Bleeding. Itching and
liberated Piles has been discovered by DR. viii
liam ian Indian remedy. called Dr. Williams
Indian Ointment. : single box has cured the
worst chronic eases ~ y or % years standing.
No one need suffer fv. minutes after applying
this wonderful soothing medicine Lotions, in
struments and electua' Ics do more harm than
good. Williams or ment absorbs the tumOrs,
allays the intense ching particularly al night
after getting warm in bed. acts as a popltice.
gives instant and painless relief, and is prepared
only for Piles itching Of the private parts and
for nothing else.
Read what the Hon J. NJ Coffnberry n cleFe-
land Gays about DR.. Williams Indian Pile Oint-
ment: | have used scores of Pile Cures and IL
affords me pleasure 10 say that ] have never
found anything which gave such immediate and
permanent relief as DR.. William Indian ONT
ment.
For sale BY all druggists or mailed Oh receipt
Of price, 500
HENRY s co Prop'rs. % ycsey s..
New York city.
MORRISON. PLrMMER & co.
40yl Wholesale Agents, Chicago, H.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
ON MARS HILL

whether in his capacity as driver, or to
proclaim to the crowd who might be
there | know not, but when he left us at
the Clarendon Press Building, and |
paid him his fare, half crown, felt
that | was in his debt for information
large amount. When sending our
names up to the printing office we were
at once taken through the different
rooms seeing the paper in every stage
of progress, from before it is wet, till
ready to leave for London to be bound
In the store room are preserved the
moulds of twenty different fonts of
classics, of Old English and Oriental
type, presented in 1869, by Bishop Fell.
The managing partner lives here The
walls of the quadrangle is covered with
lvey and on one side is the finest will
low tree | ever saw.
r. 6 "
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
CHRIST CHURCH

Cathedral spire is one of the most an
cient stone spires in England, also the
elegant groined roof of the choir is SUI
peru and was added by Cardinal VOL
sey. The sweet toned bell Great Tom)
formerly belonged to Osney Abby, but
was recast in 1850 and weighs 1000,
nearly double the weight of the great
bell of st. Paul, London, Every night
at SO Tom tolls a curfew of one
hundred and one strokes, rs a signal
for closing the college gates.
Christ Church Halls, with the excep-
ton of Westminster, the ''grandest of all
the Halls in the kingdom" its roof is of
Irish Ork, decorated with armorial
bearings. A very beautiful oriel win
dow, lights the upper end of the room,
and opposite is a Incredible window,
erected at the expense of Archbishop
Clerk, in commemoration of the mem
berShiD of the
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

men of an English girl. She spoke of
the Romish Sisters as doing the same
good work. That she loved them but
could not think Just as they did. Her
dress was plain, nothing striking. She
spoke of some additions they had had
from America, SO bright and cheerful,
hoped she would have an opportunity TO
come here soon. The sisters that are sent
here can only endure the intense heat
two summers without change.
To return to our drive and driver,
among other homes of interest he point
ed out the home of Prince Leopold. He
was a great invalid but made many
friends by his gentle manners, and kind
ness to every one. We passed Lord
Aberdeen's estate, but could not see the
buildings, as we were on the other side
of the park, also Prince Hassan's house,
which he and his suite occupied while
here. Our driver spent three years in
Athens, with an English heiress who had
married Greek, as coachman, his wife
being cook. He soon learned the Ian
guage, as he was obliged to do the mar
keting, no woman being allowed to do
this. Grapes were cheap and abundant
there and at noon you would see all the
drivers sitting on the seat of their car
riages eating grapes and barley bread
dinner. The hair and teeth of the wom-
en- as also their faces were very beauti-
full
" He had stood
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
PRINCE OF WALES

and Prince frederick of Denmark. The
walls are adorned with l20 portraits, of
persons belonging to the foundation.
Among the painters are HObein, Sir
Peter Lely, Vandyke, Hogarth, Sir
Joshua Reynolds and Gainsborough.
The most striking is the life size of
Henry VIII. In the center of the hall
is a reading desk, where some one reads
aloud during meals. As we passed out
of the hall, and down flight of stairs,
to the kitchen, (being the first building
by Cardinal Wolsey, and remaining
almost unchanged), we were showed a
monster gridiron on wheels. Christ
Church has been the foster mother of
many most noted Englishmen. Sir
Robert Peel, Gladstone. John Locke.
Ben johnson, and Sir Philip Sidney.
John and Chas. Wesley and many Others.
just in front of Ballot College, on Broad
Street, an iron plate like a cross marks
the spot where Riley. Latimer and
Cranmer were buried. A very beauti-
ful memorial to the = Protestant Mar
tyrsN has been erected near the place.
From the dome of the Radcliffe Lib
rary, we had fine view of the city and
surrounding country There is fine
avenue of elnls. called
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

MISSISSIPPI VALLEY LODsE / o O. r. Meets
every Wednesday at i:3np. III. in Odd Fellows
hall Maple street.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

Fidelity LonGE A. o. L. W Meet first and
third Mondays Of each month in Bndd block,
Madison street
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
Classic Oxford.
Grey With the Dust Of Ages During
which ii has Upheld the Lamp
OF Learning.
A Glimpse al the Time Hon0red Colleges
and Varied Accommodations in this
Home OF Wisdom.
Christ Church Hall With Its Beautiful Ceiling
Bodlelan and Radcliffe Libraries--BrOad
Walk and the Gentle Isis.
special Correspondence to THE HERALD.
OXEnRn

| Special Correspondence to THE HERALD.
OXFORD.
We reached Oxford, that city of Col
leges and learning, and drove directly
to our lodging that had been prepared
for us in advance, as we were weary
in body and mind, with walking and
sight seeing, one of the most tiresome
things one can do. A good sleep and
breakfast in one of the cosiest of par
Tors, looking into lovely flower garden,
from which came at each meal a few
roses to gladden. our sense of sight and
perfume the room. Our days were tax
en- up with visiting the various colleges
AS it was vacation. Evenings when
not too tired we attended services at
sT. BARNABAs,
situated on the bank of the canal, in the
most populous portion of the parish of
st. Thomas, known as Jericho. This
church has lofty detached Canpanile.
The frequent services were of the adj
vanced Ritualistic order The music
was very fine. One hardly knows where
to begin when there is so much to see.
We walked about the city visiting the
different colleges, resting in the quiet
and beautiful gardens attached to each.
The "Sheldonian Theatre, where
commandments are held, attracted our
wandering steps. 1t was built by Sir
Christopher Wren, in 1664-9, at the ex-
pense of Archbishop Sheldon, then
Chancellor of the University, on the
model of the Theatre of Marcellus at
Rome. The 8 flat ceiling represents a
painted canvas covering over gilt cords
stretched from side to side" Portraits
of the Archbishop and the allied Sover-
eigns adorn the walls.
THE ''BODLIEAN LIBRARY"
once over the Divinity School, has been
added to and enlarged, till it now con-
tains 100000 volumes, and 10000 man
uscripts. BY grant from the Station
er's company, the right to copy of
every work published in that country
was granted this institution, and addi-
tions are also constantly being made by
presents and purchases. Directly you
enter you are struck by the still
ness, helped by the dim light through
the painted glass of the windows. The
Library is free to readers, and your
chair and the books you may have col
lected around you, are undisturbed,
and one is not obliged to return them
to the custodians on leaving, as at the
British Museum Library. You will see
the exercise books used by Edward VI,
and Elizabeth when children. The
very Latin exercise of Queen Elizabeth,
the embroidered gloves she wore when
leaving her signature. An Illuminated
missal she had given her brother on
New Years day. A plate made from
the
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16
CITY GUIDE.

LAScAsrER LopGE A. T. A. ". meets first and
third Saturday in each month at r, m, in Herald
office block.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

CONGREGATIONAL CHURcH. Corner Madison
and Cherry streets Services at 1890 a. m. and
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

LANCASTER CnUScM r. T. Meets fret Thurs
day u each month in Budd block, Madison street.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

LANCASTER Lopez l. o. 6. r. Meets every
Tuesday a. p. m in Budd block, Madison street.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

GRAsr CHAPTER. Regular cOnvocatiOn second
and fourth Tuesday Of each month at p. m, in
Herald office block
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH Corner Mon
roe and cherry streets. Services 1880 n. m. and
d. IN SUNDAY.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

CATHOLIC CHURCH Corner JcfFercon and Che
~ streets. Services at 1890 a. m and p. n
sunday.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-02-16

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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-02-01
PIONEER LODGING HOUSE

yTyHIS OLD LANDMARK HAS RECENTLY
i been removed TO Monroe street. two doors
80 tn from Bateman. II has been thoroughly
renovated and refurnished, and Is now one Of
The cosiest lodging-houses in Eureka Rooms
by the day. week or month. at the lowest rates.
No stairs to climb. Good beds. SO cents Q
night. [dlstfl MRS. Q. aoYNE.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-02-01
DIR. BEAN,

nnYsICIAN AND SURGEON
Il Oface-At Sweeney Hotel. Ruby Hin,
Ne7adA. ts2otf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-02-01

BEATIFIC LODGE. NO. =. X. OF p.
NfEETs EACH FRIDAY OF EVERY
lyl month, ut 80 O'Clock p. NJ. at its Castle
Hall. in the Richard Foley building.
All Brother Knights, IN good standing, are
raternAily invited TO attend such meetings.
". Il. DAVENPORT, q. O.
O. II. OADY. K. OF r. and 9.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-02-01
just Received !!

EREsH EGGs-TwO AND A QUARTER
Il dozen for ST.. or $13 per case. Also, fresh
Oysters, reduced to 81 per eau, at BERd'S. do
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-02-01

ALPHA LODGE NO. 1. A. o. U. w.
NTEErs AT THE FOLEY AND RICHARD
Itl building every Tuesday evening at 7
O'Clock. sojourning brethren In good standing
are invited TO attend.
Examining Physician DIR. G. II. Thoma.
o. L. SCOTT, NJ. W.
@. @. wHrrxoBr, Recorder.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-09-08
RAIL ROAD TIME TABLE

RAIL ROAD TIME TABLE
AAkdA.
DENNsYLvANIA RAILROAD. PHIL.
il AuELPHIA & ERIE II. r. DIVISION.
Philadelphia and Erie Railroad Division and
Northern Central Hallway.
SUMMER TIME TABLE.
In effect June tth, 1889, trains leave Northum.
berland.
EASTWARD,
rlsburg and intermediate stations, Lancaste r,
Philadelphia, New York. Baltimore and WaShin q
ton, arriving at ,pihiladePhIa ago 2; mi New
6.4I p m making close connections at Phia del
phia for all Sea Shore points.
burg and Intermediate stations, Lancaster, Phil
adelphia, New YORK, Baltimore and washington.
sssg soss p. m a. Bat%ore. Pqo D. % M; washnTton @ III
r. m. Pullman Parlor car through 10 Phlladel-
phia and passenger coaches through to Philadel-
sos p m.-Wiliamsport Accommodation for
sunbury. Harrisburg and all intei mediate sta
blOnb. IdnCHSleT, fnllhuelpnlu anu NeW 1Ork,
arriving at Philadelphia 1855 a. M. New York 6.l5
a.. m. Sleeping car accommodations can be secur-
ed at Harrisburg FOR Philadelphia and New York.
Philadelphia passengers can remain in sleeper un-
disturbed until a. IN.
1855 a. m.--Erie Mail for sunbury, Harrisburg
and intermediate stations, Lancaster, Phlladei-
phia, New York, Baltimore and Washington, ar
rtving at Philadelphia so a. IN. New York. Ills
a. m. Baltimore 7.45 a. m. Washing
ton. oil q. IN. Through Pullman sleeping cars
are run on this train to Philadelphia, baltimore
and Washington, and through passenger coaches
to Philadelphia and Baltimore.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-09-08

A little boy said he would rather
have the earache than the toothache,
because he wasn't compelled TO have
hls ear pulled,