The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-19
GLEANINGS.

n number OF cries cnaTTc bllnu loIh
with playing in n mechanical manner.
in a sort OF au-tommy-ton, as it were.
"And plat wud We want SIGH amann7
Patrick for said Mrs McGlone, "Ye
niyer cud thrust him out Of yer sight, on
liss We was wild him.
When q mans chestnut curls begin TO
turn gray, it means that he is 30 years
old. But when they begin to turn black
that means he is 90.
Physicians are at loss how torclieye
a New York man who has swallowed .
tack. Strange they did not think to put
q claw-hammer coat on him.
a Philadelphia coal dealer recently
received from n prominent Shoddyitc,
who had been TO Europe, an order for
five tons OF coal delivered q Ia carie.
a homely but sensible Philadelphia
girl, who never wore II big hat at the
theater, has been married three times,
and on each occasion married rich.
A priest asked a condemned criminal
in Il Jail: "NVhat kind of conscience
have your" "It's as good as new," re-
piled theprisoner, 'forI have never used
it,"
a Wisconsin woman who was lost in
the woods for three days says she didn't
suffer so very much, but was greatly an
noyed by her absence of mind in not
bringing along small looking-gIass.
Girls should be careful how they are
vaccinated with virus taken from n low
ers'S arm. One al ST. Paul has taken to
swearing, sitting cross-lcgged and smok-
ing brier-root pipe.
Last summer the people of Grecnvillc,
Miss, had to haul water from the river
ut a cost of % cents 4 barrel. Now the
inhabitants arc compelled to crawl out
on the housetops in order to keep dry.
Three years ago firm in Texas in
vested S33 600 in cattle; n few weeks
ago his stock and its ncrGsc was sold
at SO per head, and the sale amounted
to more than $4,000.
Twenty-Five dollars will purchase all
the materials needed for ounglady to
go into PLAQUE painting. and if She has
any talent at all some Of the plaques
can be warranted TO scare a cat TO death
on sight.
The discovery Of lin Winston Co..
Mississippi, is creating some excite
mcnt. A correspondent Of The Macon
SIN says he knows that itcNtends twcn-
ty miles in one direction, and is fifteen
miles in width,
The oystermcn Of Oyster bay, l.. l.,
claim that they hold their fishing rights
under n patent or grant issued to the
town by Queen Anne, and that the New
York legislature has no right to inter-
fcre with them.
The St. Paul Pioneer Press calls Fari-
bault the Elton Of Minnesota" It's the
seat OF three or four schools, under the
patronage of the Episcopal Church.
which stand very high in ability and
scholarship.
Wooden shoes are worn in The North
west and enough of them arc sold to-
keep large mandatory goingat Green
Bay. They arc cut out OF green bass
wood, smoked and dried like hams, and
sold at 80 cents Il pair
General H. Ii. Siblcy has given So, 900,
and ex-senator Alexander Ramsey and
f. f. Drake $1,000 each, toward u fund
to erect q tire.proof building for the
use OF the st. Paul (Minn.) Historical
Society.
The wife of Colonel Il. G. Ingersoll Is
described US strkingly handsome, with
cloascut, strong face, d quick smile,
flashing eyes, and smooth black hair.
She is one Of the finest looking women
IN Washington.
A tipsy Bostonian who was arrested
While making vain efforts to clutch at n
BARRIERS pole, exclaimed as the police
man drfted him in the direction OF the
staiion-hohso. "StianoE, never saw'r
rors borealishs near before
II tell you" continued pingrey,
"Brown isn't lit for the place. In fact,
don't know Of q place that he IL calcu-
lated TO ill.," Don't be intcmpc,atein
your remarks, Pngrcy,n sail Fogg; you
forget his st,ulavln' S}'