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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09


for all those Painful C0mplainte and Weaknesses
common 20 our beat female population.
IL will cure entirely the woy.s form Of Female Com
plants AL ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulsera,
don Faking and Displacenents, and the conse1" ent
opina, Weakness, and is particularly adapted - ths
Change If Life.
It will dissolve and HKpe. tumors from the ut rus in
cary stage OF development. Tho tendency to can
humors there is checked speedy by ita
IL removes faintness natulency. Gesrcysal craving
for stimuants and relieves weakness of the stomach
10 cures Boatlng. HeadaeHcs Nervous Prostrhtion,
General Debility, Sleepessness Deprussion and IndL
gsstion-
That feeling o. bearing down, causing pain, weight
and bockAehe Is always permanently cured b. its
It win all times and under al circumstances act In
harmony with tho laws that govern the female system
pcr the cure OF Kidney Complaints OF eithe- ha
Collpopnd Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA L. PINKHAM's VEGETABLE COM
FOUND Is prepared ut ~ and so5 Western Avenue,
Lynn Mass Price g. Six bottlcafor g. Sent by rnAN
In the form of pills. also In tho form OF ioEenges, on
receipt OF price 81 per box for ettev Mrs. Pinkhau
freely ali stters Of inquiry. Send for p@Spk
IBt. Address above Mention tAis RlpeT.
No family shouid be without LYDIA r. PTEKHAMw
liver PILLS. They cure constipation, blioumsg
ane torpidity OF the liver. Is cents per pox.
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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

ECONOMY IN THE CELLAR.-In the ma.
jority of cellars there has been stored for
family use for feeding domestic animals
or for future marketing, aquantIty of fruits
and vegetables, such as apples, turnips
beets, pumpkins, etc, A certain portion
of these fruitsand roots will during the win,
ter, comm ence to decay, especially if the
condlt lon OF the cellar is not favorable
for keeping them. Another portion will
be found, upon asserting them over, to be
unfit for market or for table use. The af
fected or infrm specimens should not be
allowed to remain in the cellar to pollute
the air In rooms above with noXious odors;
but they should be turned 10. good account
by feeding them to stock.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

ST. JAooB's CALENDAR-The race of
Saints has been supposed TO be extinct,
and the age uf miracles TO be past. but St.
Jacob we find still has his headquarters In
Baltimore, Md, and has produced as the
best evidence that he still lives, bright
and attractive New years souvenir, In the
shape of a calendar which besides the
weather predictions Is embellished with
many handsome illustrations. II his cal
endar is as good as his Oil 1t must be first
rate, Ss many of the cures effected by the
latter are almost Miraculous.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

AnaOrag the objects found in one of the
old tombs near the village Of Sewersk, In
the Sskubar district OF southern Russia,
were two elaborately ornamented glass
vessels, hooped with gold rings, set with
rubles, supporting chains which had at the
ends heart-shaped pearls. Besides these
relics were discovered golden cup-hold-
er, with TWO grlflns in bas-relief, and a
golden plate with historical representa-
ton, also in bas-relief. 1t is thought by
NJ. FeliziE that these relics belong to the
time of Perslad u, who began to reign In
the year 284 B c.. and that the grave IN
which they were deposited was that of a
great parsonage.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
MY Good Woman,

Why are you 80 out of sorts, never able TO
tell the folks that you are we'll Ten to
one It's all caused in the first place by
habitual constipation, which no doubt
finally caused deranged kidneys and liver.
The sure cure for constipation Is the cele-
brated Kidney-Wort. tits also specific
remedy for all kidney and liver diseases.
Thousands are cured by 1t every month,
Try 1t at once.-T0Ledo Blade.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

IT has been proven by numerous expert
ments that the shorter the time between
milkings the richer the milk. In one case
when COW was MIXED twice a day, u
hours apart, the milk gave twelve and a.
half per cent. of cream, and when MIXED
five times day, seventeen and half per
cent. If, therefore. the time between the
milking varies, as commonly, the milking
following closest to the previous one will
give the richest milk. Cows MIXED ut
half past SIX in the evening and half past
four in the morning Will be pretty sure to
give the richest milk in the morning.
though this is partly caused by the more
undisturbed time which they have at night
when embarrassed by flies, etc.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
"MAKE my nclghOor pauper2" said tn

"MAKE MY nciGhbor a pauperf" said the
revengefnl man, you wager | will. Idle
ness leads to poverty. sir, and I've got two
big bull dogs so thoroughly trained that
they'll act for hours as though the next
minute they'd fight. But they never do.
And I'll put those dogs ont In my yard and
that nelghbor O. mine III neglect his busi
ness and put In his time sitting on the
tence, Iwalting for the dogs to go at 1t. And
he'll not only neglect his business and go
10 ruin, but he'll be tantaliEed TIL he's SO
mad he can't wink. I'll fix the villaln2"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
AGRICULTURE.

SHOULD THERE Nor Be A CHANGE OF
CRoPs2-Over and over again experience
has shown that in those districts where a
diversified style of agricaltuga ia carried on
the average profits of a series of years are
greater than when the producer is depend
ent on one thing. Noting this, some teach
ers go on the opposite extreme, and would
plant equally of all crops, and follow equal
ly every branch of farming. But we hold
that that Is as great an error as to follow
out too closely the one idea. Just now the
agriculturists of the South are getting their
annual advice to grow less cotton and more
corn. 1t Is even said that the ''grangers"
have incorporated this advice aS one of
the leading articles of faith in their South
ern creed. But from all we have read and
noted, the South with all its love for cot
ton never had halt SO much drug as some
of the Eastern States have had of wheat or
corn.
It is the wisest policy for..every farmer 20
have some one leading feature on which to
depend that he finds his soil and climate
best fitted for, or his market the most en-
cou~aging for him TO produce. These may
possibly fail; and in view thereof other
things should be grown which will work
IN with the others, and bring In something
certain when failure comes. Diversified
ion IN this case is a little more than the
principle OF insurance, to which any pru-
dent merchant likes TO devote small per-
centage Of his capital; but the percentage
is always small-he would not like 10 de-
vote very much, nor would the farm capi-
talist devote very much, on its insurance
crops. The South can grow cotton better
than any part of the world. When there
is good crcp it is very profitable. and il
Is rarely so abundant but there is some
prC fit made. We doubt whether the ad.
vice 10 grow more corn and less cotton /:
wise, OF if wise would ever be taken. One
might IS we'll tell an Iowa man to grow
less ccrn and more wheat or oats. Fol
miles and miles through that State one sees
nothing but corn, yet though in any one
year it brings but ten cents pen bushel, one
sees as much the next year as ever. Ant
wLy9 because wheat and oats never do 81
well, never yield the same profit. 1t has
been shown, by what seems 10 be acarefu
average of years, that corn yields in lows
three-fourths more profit than wheat, anC
double that of oats. With these facts
which intelligent farmers soon understand
though those with lIay-seed merely in Their
hair do not, IL would be idle TO tell an lows
man he must grow less corn, because once
in while there is an over-stock, and the
same principle holes good in cotton cul-
tuIe.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
WIT AND HUMOR.

A misunderstanding: "Do you believe
In Bronson Alcott's theory OF 9sthetc
eatlng2" asked Boston lady OF her Chl-
caro- admirer. 81 don't know what Bron-
son Alcott's theory of aesthetic eating Is, =
he answered, ''but when am hungry a
brace OF mutton chops, some porterhouso
steak, dozen or two buckwheat cakes,
four soft boiled eggs aud plate OF hash
make meal that is aesthetic enough for
me-" Eyes, yes, but you don't under
stand me-" lnpatiently added his fair
interrogation. "Mr. Alcott's theory has ref
ersnee to persons not to pigs.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

THE PENN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE Co.
The thirtY-fourth annual report of this
favorite Philadelphia institution has been
promptly given to the public, upon which
IL depends for support. Of the Philadel-
phIa Companies, which generally are In
good standing, 1t Is one of the most pros
porous, During the year 1881, not the
most favorable for insurance, the net as
sets have grown from SO, 944, S2475 to
1874, 665 .0S, and those who take risks
therein. can do 30 with the assurance that
their losses will be promptly settled w ith-
out unnecessary or annoying litigation.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
Ladicntnnna nslnt To an increased 1mmi.

Indications pelnt to an increased lmmi.
grafton from Europe during 1882. The
passages already engaged on the lines ply
ing between Germany and this country are
far in numerical excess Of the number en-
gagged at the corresponding date last year.
From Great Britain the number will be
greatly increased. Ireland will probably
hold its own, as comparing 1881 and 1882.
Canada farmers are preparing, in large
numbers, to cross the lines A good pro-
portion of the latter class will go south.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

SAYS the UroUerS s JOuJndk' What
young breeders and feeders want to learn
how to do, Is to make the most valuable
animals for the butcher, at the earliest age
practicable. Everybody knows that by
heavily feeding already fat old cattle, from
year to year, enormous weight can be OBJ
tanned. Monstrous bovine, mountains Of
grease" can be made, but they are not
what the butchers want except on rare oc-
casions, such as celebrations and the like,
when many people are willing 10 eat bad
beef aud think it nice, Just because 1t came
from the carcass of huge show steer.
Early development is what we want. Tn ,se
immense steers of 5000 pounds or more
are well enough to look at, but except for
show they are worth little, beng profit
able to neither producer, butcher nor con
sumner.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

GxNTLRMEN-Your Hop Bitters have
been of great value TO me. was laid up
with typhoid fever for over two months
and could get no relief until tired yonr
Hop BItters. To those suffering from
debility or any one In feeble health, l
cordially recommend them.
j. 9. STOETZEL
5SS Fulton ct Chicago, III.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

BUTTER MAKINe.-Keep only those
COWS that yield butter of good color, flavor
and texture. There are some COWS from
which no one can get good butter. Feed
only good, sweet food, :he best for butter
being earlv cut timothy and clover hay and
corn meal, and give only pure water. Ob-
serve the most scrupulous cleanliness in the
stable and dairy. Keep the COWS in good
hee Jth and contented Use churn that
brings the butter in thirty minutes. Keep
the temperature or the milk and cream as
near sixty degrees as possible, and churn
the cream when slightly sour.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
rPort Huron Commerclall

Charles Nelson, Esq, Proprietor Nelson
House, speaking to us recently, observed:
suffered 30 much with Rheumatism that
my arm withered, and physicians could
not help me. was In despair Of my life,
when some one advised me TO try st.
Jacobs Oil. did so, and as II by magic
l was instantly relieved, and by the con-
tinued use Of the Oil entirely cured. l
thank heaven for having used this
wonderful remedy, for 1t saVed my tge.
Is also cured my wife.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

a PRISONER accused of stealing put IN
the defense Of mental weakness. The dis
trict attorney asked him, on the cross
examination, whether he came home the
night after the theft under the influence Of
liquor. "My recollection is that / did"
"Did you take the money out of your
pocket and put II In your boots before
retiring3" II can deny It," why did
you do so2'' because l never knew my
wife TO get up In the morning and 80
through my boots" The jury returned O
verdict of guilty.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

Mrs. lydia z. Plnkhsm, 23S Western
Avenue, Lynn, Mass, is rapidly acquiring
an enviabe reputation for the surprising
cures which daily result from the use OF
her Vegetable Compound in all female
diseases. Send to her for pamphlets.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

1t seems impossible that remedy made
Of such common, simple plants as Hops,
Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion, &C., should
make so many and such great cures as
Hop Bitters do; but when old and young,
rich and poor, pastor and doctor, lawyer
and editor, all testify to having been cured
by them, you must believe and try them
yourself, and doubt no longer.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

There Is but very small proportion OF
the women OF this nation that do not suffer
from some of the diseases for which Kid
ney- Wort Is specific. When the bowels
have become costlve, headache torments,
kidneys out of fix, or piles distress, take
package and Its wonderful tonic and rem
ovaung power will cure you and give
new life. Wdtchnldn.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

MIsArPLIED sympathy: "Poor man, "
exclaimed the good Samaritan, feeling for
his loHse change and depositing a quarter
ID the tramp's extended palm; how nay
heart bleeds for you. You will 60 and get
something to eat nowH" mot lmmedi-
ately," answered the grateful wanderer;
II stole bottle of whisky this morning
and I've been begging all day to try and
get money enough TO buy a eorkscrew.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

Twelve thousand shovels are manutac-
tured IN the United States every week.
And yet when a man wants his own indi-
vidual shovel after dark, he has to paw
and claw around over two tons of soft coal,
feeling for 1t, making remarks in the mean
time that are enough TO blister any coal
shovel that ever hid itself between the end
of the shed and an empty barrel.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
~pRcAME soUND AND WELL"

HATonRR's STATION, Ca, March ~ 1878.
r. V. PIERCE, NJ. D.: Dear Sr-My
wife, who had been Ill for over two years
and had tried many other medicines, be-
camo sound and we'll by using your "Fa-
vorlte Prescriptions. My niece was ale
so cured by IT'S use, after several physi-
clans had failed to do her any good.
Yours truly, THOMAS J. MRTHvIN.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

e gentleman addressed his servant:
"James, how Is it that my butchers bills
are so large, and | always have such bad
tllnners9" Really, SIT l don't know, for
Im sure we never have anything nice In
the kitchen that we don't send some of 1t
up TO the parlor."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

IT'S related of Massachusetts, lawyer
that he was seen anxiously looking for his
hat at the noon recess of the court at
North Hampton the other day. Picking
I'D one from the table and scanning 1t
dubiously, he called cut, "er. Oficer'
someone has stolen my hat" The officer,
noting his semi-absent mindnedess, said,
'Do you want two hats, MIR. Attorney
The lawyer found that he had his own
hat on his head and instantly left for din
nAr
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

"PAT," said gentleman who Ia fondlof
using high sounding phraseoloey to MS
man -of-all-work, 81 am going down town
at ten o'colck and shall weed out the Gu
cumber bed in the interim" interim"
thought Pat. That's mighty quare
name for a garden, anyhow" els MIR.
Smith at home9" asked visitor, who call
cd shortly afterwards. "His, sor; yell
find HIM at work in his interim there
beyant," announced Pat.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
fort Wayne Qnd.) Sentlnei.1

When about twelve years old, said Mir.
Gelsman, Of the Globe Chop House to
our representative, met with an accident
with horse, by which my skull was
fractured, and ever since | have suffered
with the most excrusiating rheumatic
pains. Of late applied st. Jacobs OIL
which has given me almost total relief.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

The Voltaic Belt Co, Marshall, Mich., viii
sand their Electro-Voltaic Belta and other
Electric Appliances ON trial for thirty days to
anv person afflicted with Nervous Debility,
Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, guarantee
Ing complete restoration OF vigor and man
hood.
Address As above without delay.
r. R-No rsk 10 incurred as % days HEial
N allewe&
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

EASILY SPouED.-0f ali the products of
the farm, butter Is the NEST liable to he
tainted by noxious odors floating in the at
moephere. Our people laid some veal in
the cellar, fIom which little blood flowed
out and was neglected until 1t had COM
menced to smell. The result was that q
jar OF butter we were packing smelled and
tasted like spoiled beef. We know of an
instance where there was pond OF filthy,
stagnant water few hundred feet from
the house, from which an offensive eff1uvi-
um wonld be borne on the breeze directly
to the milk room when the wind was in a
certain direction, the result of which was
that the cream and butter would taste like
the disagreeable door coming from the
pond. AS soon as the pond was drained
there was no more damaged butter. Il
Is remarkable how easily butter is spoiled.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
Nsme hundred and thirty six soundipgs

NS7te hundred and thlrty-slx sounolpgs
were made at the mouth of the Mississippi
a week or SO ago, by select committee of
the New Orleans chamber of commerce,
with view of ascertainlng the depth of
water secured by Captain Ead's 1etties.
The least depth that could be found, any
where, was on the crest of the bar, where
there were twenty-six feet of water, with
the tide nearly two feet below the aver
age food.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

Young men, and middle aged ones, suf-
fering from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses, send three stamps for Part
VII OF Dime Series Books. Address
WORLDS DlspRNsARY MEDICAL AssooIA-
TIoN, Buffalo, N. Y.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

A North Carolina lstlce OF the peace
recently married couple as he sat en-
throned IN state on the back of a mule,
and the animal for once realized that there
was bigger trouble going on than he could
produce, and kept his heels still.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

CRUBs.-Grubs in the head of sheep are
believed to be caused by the gadf1y which
deposits it's eggs in the nostriIs Of sheep
during the summer and autumn; although
they cause much pain, they are not usually
fatal To prevent them, apply tar to the
noses of the sheep occasionally during
July and August, or smear the feeding
troughs with tar. To cure the sheep when
the grubs are once hatched, blow tobacco
smoke up the nostrils, or syringe the nose
with decoction of tobacco.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09
The Dutch are sendlnp pioneer expeC

The Dutch are sending pioneer expedi-
tions into high ATTITUDES year after year for
the purpose of asccttainiug the movements
of the ice and other particulars very neces-
sary to be known before going to the ex-
pense Of equipping costly vessel or two
which might prove q costly failure. They
are the only people who are pursuing Arc
tic research In q sane and scientific spirit.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

A great improvement has recently beey
made In that useful product CARBnINE,
a deodorized extract of petroleum, which
Is the only article that really cures bald
ness. 1t is now the finest OF hair dress
ings,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

A LITTLE four-year-old girl was capering
around her mothers knee the other day,
when the mother remarked, "Why, my
dear, you are certainly beside Yourself. "
The little girl replied, "Why, ma, tot /
was beside "a"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

LoGIG When Pendleton died somebody
remarked that he hadn't left an enemy
behind HIM. 'Perhsps not" said Fogg,
shut he will find an enemy where he has
gone" "Who's that?" asked the boys
"The enemy of mankind must be the
enemy of Pendleton," remarked Fogg,
sententiouslY.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

A CONSTANT reader: A Kentucky census
taker says that ten years ago he encour-
tered backwoods family, the head of
which asked him in sober earnest, "How
Ia aoe Lincum getting along nowP"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

HEARD at Eighth and Chestnut streets:
"Hello, Mike, where We workin' p"
"In The Navy Yardf'
"What put you In the Navy YardI"
':Polytics."
''Polytics be bIanked. Polytics put m
out Of the Navy Yard"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

Sick and bilious headache, and all de-
rangements of stomach and bowels, cured
bv DR. Pierce's "Pellets"-or antibllious
eranules. 25 cents vial. No cheap
boxes to allow waste of virtues. BY drug
RistS
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

LOST the game: "But 1 pass" said q
minister recently in dismlsslDg one theme
of his subject to take up another Then
make it spades" yelled man from the
gallery, who was dreaming the happy hours
away in an imaginary game of euchre. 1t
is needless to say that he went out on the
next deal, assisted by one of the deacons.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

AN exchange proposes rubber cushion
to be Iorn by skaters at the back of the
head. SO wnen two lovely beings in the
hues of youth fall together upon the back
oftheir little brain cases, they will execute
pad de deux mace paq
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

1t Ia the fashion for many people to
neglect natures laws and blame Provl-
dence for the result. A favorite thing
with them Is to neglect Cough or Cold
instead of using that unfalling means OF
relief, DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup. 20 cents
R bottle.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

CONVERSATION at the rink: ohe-''What
q horrible noise this band makes!' lie
II beg your pa don't" She-"Excnse
met" He-"Pardon me. Did you
speak3" She-"I didn't catch your last
remark7r Both relapse into silence.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

Mrs. Ghuse tiled the experiment IN
Toledo of blowing out kerosene lamp.
When her friends found her lying on the
floor they thought she was gone goose.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

AT a recent butter-makers' convention
one of the delegates got tired of the pro-
ceedings and wanted to go home, but didn't
know how to wind up the meeting. he
ought TO have made motion TO a churn.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

ONE dollars worth of food when the COW
is dry Is worth one dollar and fifty cents
worth after she comes in. An animal in
poor condition canuot digest al much food
as an animalln good condition,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-09

PERILs Of punning: The facetiouS post
age-stamp clerk who told n man that asked
for two twos that this was not an aesthetic
post office is now looking for q new situa-
ton.