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The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02
Miss Fay Will Give a Seance.

Miss Fay, the great spirit medium, who has
caused great excitement wherever she has ap-
peared in Texas, is ut the Menger hotel on her
way to Mexico, and will give a scance tO-mOr-
row night at the hotel. The number to be
admitted are limited, and persons wanting 10
attend will please call and leave their names.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02
Recorders Court,

Cases were disposed of by the recorder to-day
as follows:
J. J. Crcger. drunk and dsorderly: fined s..
John Lynch, drunk and down; fined s..
w. Ii. Taylor, fighting; fined S..
J. Ii. CrOwther, insulting language; fined S..
n. Ii. Feather, hghting dismissed.
P.J. Doyle, striking Z. w. Banneman; dis
missed
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02
Building Permits.

Emil Oppcrnan, dwelling, southwest corner
Laredo and Pecan streets, to cost $3.50.
j. II. kanpmann, a twO-StOry StOrc-building,
south side Commerce street, to cost 49, }.
James Burns a stOre-hOuSe, on west side of
LOSOya street, to cost $500.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02
Rumors About the Rio Grande.

Joseph Silsky, cashier for the Rio Grande and
PecOs railway company, stated that all rumOr>
to the effect that the road is about to pass into
the hands of Huntington are grOundleSS.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02

RAT D. Doyle was arrested last night for
knocking down Il man named t{innerIuuu ,t
lnSIiman;S saloon. He was fined s. by the Re
cOr,lcr to-day.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02

The scenery, entirely new, comprising an en-
tire carload, consisting in part Of Marblchead
Neck at Sunset. with rolling surf Ocean and
lighthouse in the distance. The sqlIall. the sig
Ct in full view of the audience Manning the
life line, the rescue, tho rain burst, interior of
the old mill, Home of Terry and Chrystal.
ADMISSION SlW GALLERY jCc
Seats secured without extra charge at
Risches. 1l-29-tf
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02

American Watches, i'm Gold, Silver. Celu-
Eoie aud Nickle for 81 and upwards at j. w. L.
s,vrs =. ~ Commerce street.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-12-02

The largest stock of ready made clothing In
the city at PancOast Son. 46u
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

NLvER B.EN ~ LovE.-'she vas ,
ma.nihceu, creature. Her eyes wa.
a, blue ana glowing as tie sky when
the .un +. in III, clory. and lcr check.
were a rosy as the Sky Nhcu Tie SUI
Smiles and sets behind cloudie,s
hoizon. TLis msrulceot cirl hao
Il y,r teen in love- such Is The glow
Ing dc,crplou o. MIS- Lucy S"iyci.
a. furnished by uc Little Rock (Alk.)
GozfHe. Tiat Journal ip.ller iufoim
j., reader. tlat MS. Saycll las been
teaching school ou lhe r1er eeloW TIE
city; tlai size toard, d a, The Iou.e 81
Il uiy Mnckle, widow er ard the lead
in. citizen O.! TIE reiehtorhood, ano
TIA, both George and John Muckle,
son, Of tie cd man. were RIVALS FIR hes
maud. Last week boih OF lie young
meo, who graduated together at p
Northern COLLEGE IN jane proposed
marriage to Mss Swivel. She tod
Zach TO appear before her at noon on
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
Georgia Hospitality;

Is got beyond Rossyille, in riding
out to the battlefield of. Chick mauga
It began to roar and ;Ilghiuiug dashed
aud III Goods-gates opened was ap'
pallng.
A farmer Just over The Georgia line
beckoned mc in out OF tie wet, and
there stuck from O'Clock until dark
l. Was q steady storm, wi.lIout break
for a minute. aud as there were no
sisos lis clearing up before midnighl
the man said /. Lad better stay all
night. Il locked that way 10 me, too.
bu 1t as a log house with only one
room, and only two beds Cor The tgelyy
Of u. There were six children, some
b S-groan. the, farmer aud his wife,
an old woman, a son-in-law, a young
woman and myself. II 10 ked as II
some OF Us would have 70 stand up 10
sleep, aid along about O'clock began
to get ner, Gus. Prruaps The man
'notrsl it. for soon af.cr that hour he
said:
Stranger, wen step out aud look al
lie weather.
We went to the barn, and after
lock at the horse returned aud found all
lie women ia Que bed and the light
out.
'Sluke of aud jump into rother bed, ,
whispered ths man, aud followed
directions. Twas no sooner 10 that he
followed. Then came the young mau
then the Old one, aud then three uOys
liy across N; knees. Il was impOssi-
bic to move or TURN, but in ten minutes
ali were sgOring away as if that wa
taeir usual way OF going to bed. /
heard the old clock strike ii, II, l aud
,. aad was finally dozug oil when some
one opened Tie door, walked in, aud
BEGAN to uudress. The noise aroused
ne farmer, who carefully called oul:
Who's that:'
Mel
Who's me-:
Jim Baker,
.Oh, jim, eh! Want 70 stay all
uignt:'
1 reckon
Wei, suip OF AID pile in between
the fust Two on The here's only
four o! Us lying leE'th~lse!
Jim piled in without another word
being said, and was soon asleep. and as
1 was Gliding silently out to finish the
ulsht on the floor, tic farmer sleepill
queried:
That you, Tom: Pull of yer butes
aud slip 10 here-lots Of room LEFT p
Detroit Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
A Tough witness.

During a recent irial il was thought
important by counsel to determine III,
leueih # time that q certain quarter OF
beef remained in an express.wagon il
front Of plaiaud's store before it "as
taken by tie defeudont. The witness
under examination was a German.
whose know ledge Of En- glish was
limited but lie eslicd III very plain
straightforward way 10 having weighed
The meat, and to having afterward caI-
ried it out aud put il into the wagon.
Then the follow irc ensued;
state TO the jury how long 1t was
after YOU took the meat from the store
AID put it in the wagon before it wa
taken away
Now | sLoosi caDd dell dat. l thinks
bout dwelve leel. say no nearer as
dt.'
You don't understand me. How
long was il from the time The meat lett
The store and was put Into the wagon
before II was taken away by the defeu-
danl:'
Now know not what you AK dat
Tor. Der wagon he was back up NIT
DAT sidewalk and DAYS shoost as long
AZ Il was. You dell ne how long der
Sidewalk was. Den feet: Dwelve
feet? Den ! dells you low long il
was.
1 don't want TO find cut how wite
the aidewalk was, bat ! wan. to know
,peaking yesy slowly. how long tbs
in-the-w wagon-bt fore
-u-was-iaken -away?'
%. dat! Veil, now, 1 not sold my
meat 30. eli time weigh hin; never
measure meat, not yet. But | dinks
bout dree feet. l know not, shentle-
mems, how is dis. dell YOU all can,
-hoosl so good as | know
Look here, want to know how
long IL was before tie meat was taken
a. ay after il was put IN the wagon"
'NoS you dry aud get me in some
scrapes. Dat meat was shoost so lorr
in der wagon as lie was 10 her shop.
Dat's yol | told you. Dat meat vas
dead meat. lie don't got no longer in
den dousen year, not mooch.'
That will d..
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
The Girl Who Dares.


Young women who are no. smart IN
auytlring else.are always smart in love.
Their Invention does nat fail hem, and
there is always a stroke Of boldness
that'would amaze The world if under
taken by an, body else Sonetlirg
great. therefore. !, always looked for
from The iunocent and apparently
docile young women uho are divtn
INTO coruer by loYe. They repeatedly
show how ths terrestrial angel rushs'
in where lbe other kind would fear 70
tread.
Thore are a great many Illustrations
of tbs, but the recent exploit of q
yonDg woman in Arkansas is little
Out OF the ordinary ron Of illustrations.
As youDg men are more common out
there that 10 ihl- part Of tic counlrS
or rather, as young women are mort
uucommon-thls particular ArEansss
glrl had two lovers. Live a true girl,
she was highly delight,d wish both 4
them. aud probably, just like gil
also. SIZE would Lave been delighted
ill more had her lovers numbered %
dozen or score. But as thcr did not
bad 10 get along with Two; aud shc
endured IL Ike q martyr. When thr
time came TO dclermne between them
she louad she lad made "a mess oft b,
engaging herself 10 the wrong young
man. Size aas roi iong in iuding tbs
out and notifying Tie other young mau.
Her proposition WAS 10 narrY The
young man to whom che vas engaged
aud elope with lie other in SIX months.
This scheme seems to haye been ac-
cepied. as both propositions have beep
rred cut. IL aas something than
could be- made effective IN Arkansas
It's a good enough thng in its way to-
ary part Of tie West where boys ar.
cheap and girls are scarce. 1t wouldn'
do lore, however, where there are
girls enough loc every boj to have one,
and it would be a pretty hazardOu.
undertaking for a girl to carry off ts'
wi. .hin siX months. Nevertheless, /
cauno, be told what q girl won't d.
waen she eeis in love. That whic
soes for common sense doesn't have
muca show in a struggle wi h love.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

TAKING 1T OUT OF THE STORE
Mr.. Kemper, Of Illinois, was IN ih'
mercantile business. He lad a oreai
dea Of work outside IF his store, aD(
and he generally made it a point 10 pay
men that worked for him with goods
On one occasion lie had a pile Ct WOOD
he wanted cut into stove wood Call.
ing 10 a boy on the street he said:
Here, Dock. 1 want 20 get Little
wood cut. Can you 90 ll?'
Yes said the boy.
'All right, You 90 over 10 The house
and cut up that pile, ard come back
and I'll pay you for it; but he sdded
after moments pause, 1 suppose you
will take il out OF The store p
OF course replied the boy, l would
Just as soon take it out Of the store as
noi.'
Meeting Kemper on lhe street day
two alter, the boy SAID:
Say, Mr.. Kemper, would like TO
have the cash Tor cutting that wood
why said Kcmper. L thought you
were going 10 lake it out ofthe store
We'll, who said 1 wasn'lG We are
out of the store now. ond viii lake
the cash. Fire Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

oF-gals wcop, wi
EATS BABIES AND rRfoHTENi
= a. = zwtMsN AND iGHILDKKE.

Tie women I'D Clear Cfcek. y. &.
say that for two weeks they have been
subject lo etfif, ing visits 10 the alb
seucs of their husbaiids;f inOnia cfea-
tare like a shiuy back a, sress, q lih
ions hair and cleaning eyes. Shc asks
in hardly dlslIoguisha5le siboerage l0r
a baby 70 eat, and .malos ,4fDHslt6 get
hold OF llIe chiidrea. Tie.menigttsias
tited of lie fears othBeis wives. iIeleri
nir 5d 10 catch the ocFeaiurs, sanduiOf
tue iast week croniis oi,tarmers bsye
been daily aud nixlslsis eHGsmg6ter
without success. : TIE iigsf sff'ofn to
catch her VAS made aaeck aed 5y
John Roberts, bla ksmi.l.e TnsscFea-
tuie had appeared seysrsh umes ipla a
fire, which II Vas the lebBr ol Gary
Moore TO light after dark iu lhe yard
ms ,honse Tor the pEepa:a.ionseg,fhis
meals. RobsRs .sas patlhege % raick
.lpr her. and she appeared beiofeYt'ie
flames were well slndled- enc rIzu--
such a wild look IN l!e half light aud
askeG for food in such Wild fashion.
that r JOerls was deuoralized. Tie ie-
covered. however, made an outcrys anu
attempted to seize the woman, but size
slipped through bis hands aud dlsap-
peared in Tie dark shadows o. the
woods. On Tuesday mOinlns u ior
Steven COwell caught sight Of Lac
crea ure, and chased Ger across az
open feld. He was badly hurt in bis
c1oris 10 keep up ailh her, and report
ed that she ran like buck aud cleared
four corn rows at leap. That same
nisht she was aga!n enlioed from tie
gloom Of the woods by the kidding o.s
fire. aud was chased by thirty men
without success. Captain Marsh Allen
ater in the day met her in tie neigh
borhoud with her tace torn aud bleed
,nx aud a long, blood.sialn,d knife 10
,er hand. The Creature ~as naked,
,ud so unearlhly and terrible looking to
him that he says be is not sure Il Is n
numau being. Her halr reached almost
% her leel. ba. was kluky, lie that OF
lhe African.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
ACase that Puzzled the Whole
EnCuIlY.

Mr.. Milo Ingram gave the names OF
some oi the most reputable physician
II the two cities (PItisburg aud Al!e-
sbenyl, to whom ,hc rad paid large
-urus or money for treatment, but sh'
,upidly stc@ worse Sne Vas tnen ta-
ken 10 The most reputable physician.
aud surgeons IN New York, but with no
netler success They tad all pronounc
ed II cancer, and declared she must die
The flesh Of her breast was eaten away
down to the ribs, The breast bone wa
laid bare and the disease made is way
upwards, causing The breast 10 bec@mr
detached rom the wall OF the chest.
hanging loose from above. Ses page
=. Of DR.. Harlman's Ills OF Life. y
uoN Pcyuna cured ner. They are gil Ell
aNal by drugei-I- (sratis).
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
Our Boys.

With the entrance Of girls into all
sorts of business. he chinccs OF boys
must necessarily lesson. 4 real cry Of
oe come fom a middie class aunt in
England, who IS sadly flashed over
the way things are getting mixed aud
put of joint generally in her oNn Mmi-
". Hear what she says: 'Wlile my
nieces can without any dffi :uliy get
Jccup ,lio1 and salaries varying from
seven hundred. dollars to fifteen hundred
lollars year, my nephe@s, hne loua-
fellows, SIX ieet high, intelligent and
veil educated can. with the creates.
Itficult,, obtain employment at all.
raKe the case Of tie gIrls drst. NlE-
Der one, a gifted GirloniAn, gets' With
ut any difficulty, a handsome salary
With residence ia a high school Tor
Urls, aud three months holiday IN The
year. Number lwJ, who has passed
ner iunor and senior local examinations
With honors, has colonial appoint
ment, salary seven huadred aud df,y
dollars year. Member Ihree-bnt NJ
more wearisome particular. Il is quite
syid ut that ia ths preSelt day The
piternal query will rather be. '|hai
,hall do with ny boys? than 'WlaI
hall 10 with my sIrls" l. "a delight
tai to have the girls 80 well provided
tor: bullti IS no less melanc 'olf 10
fiud their brothers lJungilg at home,
with nothing to do
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Ex.Secretarv Evarts tells dellshtIai
story at his own expense about a small
donkey which he sent uD TO BIS c"u ll'Y
seat for the use of MS chirdren. Oae ot
his little daughters. going Jut with her
nurse to admire the animal in is pac-
dook was sorely distressed when ne
Ionhoy lifted 40 its voice and br4yed
iolefully. 'Poor thinI! poor th~- :
exclaimed The sympathetic child-n0t
sndienly brishle0lng up. she, fugned
To her nurse aud said %, / am 80
lad. Papa will be here on SATURDAY,
md then il won feel ~ Ion some =,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
And Mere left

A dozen years ago flrmcr cant
into Detroit with load Of potatoes
and sold them to a grocer. \ dispute
arose as to the quantity. The iaimer
felt himself cheated out Of two bushe.,
aud he left the grocer with a bl.ck eye.
The grocer was a man who meant t.
keep even with all men. lie therefore
took his affidavit TO whip that agricul-
lural toiler within an inch Of lis iiir
md Tie longer be waited the madtH
ne got. At the end Of mon Il, seein-
40 prospect Of catching the isrmer IL
town, the grocer procured horse an'
buggy and drove out 10 the farm t.
nave il out. When within three mile
OF the place lie eueoun eIed nan Oh
the highway and inquired:
Can you tell me whore old s.iyh
lives p
Yes, gong to buy cattle Of lin ?
No. ,ir ; I'm going TO pound ii"
,ul OF his boOls" "
L guess not! I'm Old Sdyor's SOP,
aud you've got to Siip lie first"
Tie grocer jumped out aid baul'
resulted. He polls cd Tie son off, Ou
Il was a tight squeeze. lie lad 10
gone half mile wien man VIC Wa
husking corn near tie icuce hailed lin
with:
Did you ave a fight down 'Aue"
Yes
Who whipped?' p
Il did,
'W.n, that was ny biolhp'ou vere
fighting. aud may lie you ihlnk You c4n
mash nut, too!
A secoDd fight ooS place, and proveo
draw. the grocer was somewhat
discouraged, having several loos,
teeth and nose as blg as li, Gsi, bot
he drove Oh TO lie next house. ,
Swapping fellow about q years old na
cutting aOod al The gale, and tie sio.
c,r drew up and asked:
How far is II to Siyer's"
which Saver"
'Why, tie old liar Stiyer's.'
Stranger, tie man who speaks tha'
way of m, old dad has GOT to be pound
ed, remarked the chopper, and thiir
fght was soon oD The boards. 7 Is
lime the grocer had bis fiji. auG. atu
brushing the grass out OF ms hair, Ac
asked:
How far Is it to Mr.. John Sli9e's'
Two miles
'Ono more question. I've met ard
fought with tlree Of Bis Sous. Is TIER
another living bcta cen here aud Tie
old mans p
'AuoIher? ? Why, ihcre are three.
and besides, there arc two single ones
at home who could luru you wrong -ide
out in twenty seconds
The grocer drove slowly back to ihe
cit, and went 10 bed for a week. IIi
mistake was in not waiting to calci
the old nan home some time when al
he boys were on fishing Detroit Free
Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
A Remarkable Statement

The Rev. DR.. Arthur T. Pieson
made remarkable statement hebr-
he Presbyterian 'Snod of Indian
hsl week. lie said: In Novemb'r
1875, discovered that my-eli vas h'
principal obstacle TO q revival Of Goa'-
work. l had been preaching tie mos
elaborate literary sermons | could pro-
luce. Col showed ne that l was la
oonn. for hunau applause. l had a
magnificent church building and S35 p
600 was speul on The interior decor
iion OF that church. Then and tncrc !
said to God ,hat 1 would renounae all
the IDOLS of which l lad been made con-
cious # lie would only let me do HI
work. While Was praying for this
blessing he church took lro aud H.
half al hour Il was in ashes. We went
INTO the Opera House and | threw asd
ms elaborate manuscripts and the Hell
Ghost came.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

\ lady had in her employ an excel
lent girl who had one fault. Her face
vas always in smudge. Mrs. -
ried 10 tell lor wash Der face NilbouI
fendns her, aud Al last rcsolled 10
strategy. Do you know, Bridget she
remarked H. Confidential manner, ii
is said if you wash the face every day iu
bot soary waterIt viii make sou beau
rful? VIII it?' answered tho willy
Bridget. sure rs wonder Sc niysr
tried n. lna'am J
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Getting ready : Do you keep li'l
supply Of base ball requirements hrre.<
asked a gloony bro we'd young msar'te
other dty. as he eutered NJ ,rset street
hardware store. 'Yes, sir. Everything
IN that line., 'Tnen YOU may wrap me
no bottle of ara lea, paper OF COURT
master and green eye shade. Im
going to catch for the Knickerboeker
nine this afternoon Iee-i
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

The following singular ADVERTISE
ment appeared ID the year 1888 Ia a
Scotch newspaper: To be let, %
begcar's stand n a good, charitable
neighborbooj, bringing in about 3O-.
a week. Some goodwill is required.
n. B.-A dog for a blind man TO be
disposed Of
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

A schojlmIsres-, while taking down
the names aad ages Of her pupils and ,f
their parents, at tie beginning oi the
term. asked one little fellow, WHATS
your fathers name:' o, you needu',
lake down bis same he's too old TO
20 to sci ool 20 a woman y was The inno-
cent reply.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
Only Joking,

She led him on with miles and wiles
Till hand and heart he offered,
And then she thought she'd rather not
Accept the treasure prcifered.
mo, no. she sighed, "I'll no bride,
My love is not entangled;
Bnt till life's eve I'll deeply erieve
Der your heart t)rc and mangled."
"Holl on, fair maid the lover said,
His voice emotion choking;
"Don't feel so blue, swear to you
That was only joking
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

EASILY PRovEN.-ll IS easily PROV zen
that malarial feyers. constipation, tor
pidi,, OF the liver and kIaneys, gener i
debility, nervOusu ss, AID neuralgia
ailments yield readily TO this great dis.
ease couquerer, Hop Biuers. II re
pairs tie ravages Of disease By cod.
verling the iood into rich blood, and il
live, neN life aud vigor to the aged
aud iufirm always.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

There. never mind sad the denp't'
.oothiusly, as he twisted thes 'oo'h
aronnd once or twice to loosen 1t up
never mind. it wnn't hut No.
casp I'd the victim. II know il Won't
but il does now. aud mats what inter-
ests me-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
Mans Experience

The late war left Col. john &.
Whrmer wreck from Bright's Disease
Of tie Kidneys, but Warmers Safe
Hldney and Liy,r Cure gave life back
TO lin when all The physicians had
given him up. He resides In Atlanta
tia.. and is known all ever the South
ern states.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Quite cute N Ariminta; You are
such strange girl" said Charle,'
really. | dln't kaOg what TO make OF
you.' wen, then. I'll tell you, Char
ley, replied Araminta; make wife OF
me- Charley did so At The earliest
upportuniiy,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

A Young man while oat searching
for his ialLor's pig. accosted an Irish
msu- az follows: Have you seen q
stray pig about heres' Pa respoude !:
FAX, how eould tell stray pig from
any otherS
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
DoetftaI,
"you Bet.''

When some ones step comes up the waiH
Your cheeks take on roster hue;
And though no other hrais his knock
You hear it well-you know you 90
And when his arm steals round your chaii
You give a smothered scream or two
As you didn't want there;
But, oh, YOU do-you know you DO
You let him kiss your bushing cheek;
Somehow your lips meet his lips too
You tempt him, pretty thing, to speak,
You wicked flrt-you know you do
And when he timidly doth press
His wish 10 make a wifsofyou,
With happy heart you answer1es,
You darling girl-you know you do
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
What women should Use,

Dyspepsia, weak back, despondehc y
and other troubles caused me fearful
suffering, but Parker's Ginger Ton'c
makes me feel Ike a new being. A
grea; remedy. Every womao should
Use it. Mrs. Gariz, PiIisburg.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

w hat are eggs this morningH = Eggs,
of course says the dealer, humorous
l,. 'Well,' adds the custamer, 1 am
glad of it, for the last bought OF you
were chickens
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

The Diamond Dge, a4Tays DO more
than they clam to d.. Color over u'f'
aid d.ess. 1! will look like new. 0a y
10 cents.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Father: 'Friz, you ought II be ash
amed to whip such small boy Ffiz:
why so p Are you ash h'rned 10 whip
me.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

A mortgage on house is like q
sormhole III au apple. Before you
know 1t there is more wor n-hole than
ruir.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Mr. John W. Burro@, Nors'k. Va,
saws: BRO gn's Iron BtLers sells well
and IS giving entire satisf0ctionito ms
lcu.tomers,'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

A Boston man calls nIs vile Crystal,
because she 10 always on the watch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Time is a good deal Ike a mule. IL
ia better to be ahead oftime that be-
hind time.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

Fine mirrors aud good.looking lasses
are always 10 fashion.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06
"BUcluPAjBA'

Oaick. compl.r cure. all anuoyirg
Kidney. Bladder and Urinary Diseases.
[ Dru slsls.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-12-06

[ r. 3. CARTER, NJ. ID.
Grad College Physician
l. surgeon, Bait. Nd.
Has had an extensive
exnerience.