The Dillon tribune., 1882-03-18
A Liar Abroad.

The Iui se and M OF his a-,o ,iats.S ,,a,,.
,,ned il, at P.rkers one night last week
IA Will. waiting at table t, be served
-, old fellow entered the room with :;
l,,,lful OF advertising crc''srs, and began
slowly AMI carefully, as t'1ougi, he wa
.,rving s.,bpenas upon them, 10 hand
each person IL the room one OF them.
He was a valuable man for the bushes.
FIR his solemn and Impressive nanne,
,,ade poo, lie who Otherwise would l,av.
rs ei tn. paper, AVA, read them ear f, II,
lie a ,7rsn.cl,ed the a l. Where ii.
Honor SAT. and, witt, solemn dy l,..ratio,l.
AVE one +. hi II an IN, t, his ass ,cia,e.
1t proved t, b.u, Il iver;i>i ~ circular O
8 celebrated lin advertising columns, hai
i.>tOrer.
The associate lanced at il, and t:ae,,
locked up at the di>trii ut.r.
Odd man. yoa are l'''i'.b'.y very poor,
said he.
ayes sir, ce.rt:.i.ly am was the sad
rpy.
"Y'ou must he. or yn', w,,u.i never b.
found in this di~re,'ut.ble business.
"Di-rrpu,able" exclaimed the man.
"We;l, ,,.rh,.'> IN int qualify the term
,rit1c, hu, do YOU know tho nature Of this
r..~,orrr-- this ir.visorato.-- that YOU ar,
,,is alva: Using to all unsuspcctiny
world:"
"Why no, on'> h:ar tel! that it is YER,
good"
YES, should say it was. But insist
upon it that tine m,kt'r OF i; is perpe,rating
= cruel wrong in taking advantage OF your
rvert. and EN- ''nvins you to sprc"e'
,roa... the advertisement. Add he mos,
likely selected you on account Of your re-
s,-ectable appearance. It il too bad" h.
added, turning aw;y.
f,v this time the bill distributor had be
leco,ne so much Interested that he wanted
4, know more. H.. said h. had Il f;,,ni !,
to maintain, and il he was doing wrn,g he
wanted to know it,
"Well. oil man, 'eins that you are arx,
icus about this matte', beg ~ the Il sociate
II don't mind telling you Of the etfs.t Of
it, application to 4 b III headed tr end OF
mine, that w.,s--',y the TAN: OF NJ IN
I, less t:,.n Il week after the first pplica.
I N his hair Begin grow"
"Ah! That goes to >,oN low yoi It is
rSaned the OIL man, smiling.
.tWait one IN ~, mt, ri .4-e. He apple,
Il again a., again, IN | at the expiration o.
t.o weeks he was forced to go to the i1ur
! IS to prevent Yin /. mistaken for Buffalo
y Il. I, ie,l npniv knew him witt, hi>
;n'n-n>. CT ,p %. hair. aud he be gan to feel
,,e>,,m.. We'll h. t.,,k a seat in tn b,r
i rs ch,ir and told him to give it II close
CT, Il fashionable clip. Tat hair sathr..r
Logan ~ one side and cut it ti,wn to the
required sfnr;ness, and then went FIR tn,
o',.r sill; bat wr,'i Won teli.v. it y,
the time hc h ID got il azor'.d down q the
proper fucas, thu. o,l,-r side had grown t.
s''c:, an evten, that It rq'irel cutting
as.n; aud vet, mark the eff ct ri TIL. vii
.,nous compound YOU are a lv'rtising! b>
t..> time h. had finished it, thc other side
wanted cutting again."
"Gracious m.!'' exclain ed the man
orriti.d.
80 make lorg story heb tailed, that
h.rb.r kept on cutting that phenomenal
trowth Of hair during the remainder of the
t.v, and when he finally go. tired and DIS
l@.tei and ordered the customer out of hi
s'lol.. he found him dead Fact. His vital
is had ali gone TO hair Now. my dea
sir, vou can j.,dye whether or MT YOU ar,
il respectable business in helrin. 10 nd
,ss,ise sus:!, dangerous nostrutn,' tn,
i>sociate add! d.
The man looked at him an instant, an.
IN gath ring up his circulars he s,roa'
f'nn the rlace without a word, but h,
evidently thought the associate iied.-Es
r.,uye.
A Texas newspaper states that mir.
serious injuries resulting" This leaves ua
in utter uncertainty as to whether Bastrop
or the tree was injured. Why can't p ople
he more explicit?
why were You late this morning, sir y
said the teacher rather sharply. .Well.
s;r, you see heard that a little fellow rex,
noor to ~ was goiu' to have drossip'
tic IN With bed oorl. aud 10 waited 4
'.sI him howl -