Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-04
GENERAL.


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why Judges 81 Unit States SUE
preme Court must. appear in uniform
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An American writes from Nice:
-'sThe other day we went 10 q review of
the army of Monaco. There were ON
the field at one time sixty men, six of
whom were armed with guns" 3
A fast train between New York and
Boston doing the distance in five hours
is one of the arrangements for summer.
1t leaves each city at five in the after
noon, thus gratifying the intense dislike
of the citizens of both places to staying
an the other a minute longer than is
necessary for the transaction of business
boston Post.
s-Camphor is well known in the mar
kets of the world as an article which is
apt to be freely adulterated The most
imaginative mind would hardly be pre-
pared, however, for the statement in a
recent number of the Anaer1can Pharnaa-
est that a Boston importer ssfound the
he I'D of a negro in a chest of this SUBJ
stance. 2 81 81 Is E
Two jokers told L. W. Olinger, of
Louisville, Ohio, that his wife and
daughter were dead. They were alive
sndweI but Olinger had once played
q trick on the jokers, and they told him
alie in retaliation. He was so shocked
that when he found them safe at home
ha ha1f hot 81
dead, and has since been insane.-IoeUa
State Register.
An article in an exchange is headed
"Jay Gould to Sue for Reputation"
What man who is worth fifty millions
of dollars wants with 8 reputation is a
problem too deep for the average mind
TO solve. Mr.. Gould is rich enough to
buy reputation-if he wants one. Wen
let him have ours for one-third of his
wealth, and not a cent less-because it
is the only one we have.-Norristoacn
Herald.
Lord Houghton, who is slowly re-
covering from what was believed to be a
fatal stroke of paralysis, is an admirer
of Americans as we'll as American things.
When asked few years ago why he
had not visited the great republic, he
sid: 81 am afraid to 90, because [
xight never want to come home again."
No man ever yet said more curious and
unexpected things than Lord Houghton.
1t is impossible to predict what view he
will take On any given subject.-N. Y.
Graphic.
London journalism has suffered a
loss by the death of Mr.. r. G.. O'Shea,
who, as London editor of the Freensa,a's
Journal, gave it the widest influence.
That ten of the ablest men of the Irish
party in Parliament, and double that
number of fellow-journalists stood by
his open grave was tribute, says the
World, to the personal qualities of the
brilliant young journalist, as well as to
the position he had made for himself at
twenty-eight, in his profession. But
m aking the position and the character of
the Freenaoa's Journal c aused his early
Heath.
The burial vault of the Brewer fam
ilg is the Oldest in the Allegheny Gene
terry, near Pittsburgh. When the wealthy
Charles Brewer died, some years since,
he ordered in his will that only one more
person, after himself, should be buried
th ere. This exception was Miss Hern,
a niece. After her death the vault was
TO be locked and the key thrown into |
the river Miss Hern died recently, and |
the executors of Mr. Brewer have obeyed |
his INDUCTION as to the key Chicago
Journal. -~
The first haul of the season for shad, |
with seine net, was made the other |!
day in the Delaware, at Gloucester, N. /
j. The result was forty-two good-sized |
Fl Sh. A fairly good season is looked for
during the present spring and summer.
The strict enforcement of the law pre-
venting the taking of shad between Sat-
urday night and Monday morning has
done much to prevent an unnatural de-
pietion of the river. Old fishermen
predict that if the prohibition is kept up
for another three years that the catch |
will equal the famous ones of twenty !
years ago, when thousands were landed
at q single haul.-N. Y. Sun.
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