The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-07-16

Alexander. the Great and Admiral Seymour laid out Alexandria. Not every one who aspires 10 literature is disappointed. l, is sand that Mrs. l Southworth is writing a cook book. It is with pleasure that We eouee; an error. No. the t1uapa" guards cid not 20 to Indianapolis to hgh, inc Egyptians. A correspondent asks: Was Eugene Sue male or female /" Mir Eugene Sue was male but Mrs. Eugene Sue was ie- male.
 Slack s the nam,-ef a candidate for governor of Arkansaw. This Is change. The average candidate for Governor is Tight.
 Young man. do not waste your time. If you persist Tn your downward course. you'll write like Emerson Bonnet after awhile.
 The doctors did not md anything IF Guiteau's head worthy of par,it ular eN- planation. They only found enough to quarrel over. Aa Arkansaw man discovered pro- cess by which he could charm rattle snakes As he was enly bitten in three places. his physician thinks that he may recover.
 Mad dogs are appearing in ,he rural districts of Arkansaw. Why the dogs are mad IS not known. The dog Is the coat of-arms of laziness. Why he should fly into passion is mystery.
 Do not look upon the defects in aneth CT mans work as an argument in favor oi the work which you are performing. An other mans defect Is not your excellence. It IS poor consolation io know that some other corn hurts worse than your own.
 .. Lille Luoile. the newspaper oorres- pendent. says that Arkansaw can becorrc great manufacturing state. Nen true. bu, you Lille. cannot practically aid in the development of this enterprise. for holy writ has said tha, you toil no; nciih- CT do you spin.
 ''Columbus may hab uncovered Ameri- ca" said an old colored man lust after listening to his son read over a lesson in history. but ef he wuster to come roun my house CT uneoyerin folks all Ge otficersI in de community couldn't keep me from tanglin myself in his wool
 If fCleopa,ra had onl. lived trouble m EgyYp, might have been avoided. But poor girl; she's dead. Ii is sad to think that while she sleeps. the English arc pulling up her needles by the roots. ram- ming them into 900 ton guns and shoot- ing them through the sand forts of her brave coun,rmen.
 A French doctor says u'aa la. loo man. bones.-Er
 Why didn't he sneak ont ~hen man ~a> created. fl he had any. pTaetitai ,usgestisas 10 make II E loo late DOS 10 make sut CT ganic change Co g-s'ifY the "hims of nd. Niduals.-NRfissf
 He did speak out. IT at lcas, some one
 
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 The ARkA<>NN TRNXFlEK nox come, e us, and is 2 wonderfully Wcf conducted and enjoyable paper Opie r Read. so well known Is to need no introduction. is The edi- tor, and r. D. Benham the bushes mana ger. Ii IS very welcome .; the 6l5HTsr1s., office - Lzrcmse byow.H< R. s4rraHg.
 An express package of thanks shall soon be forwarded you. Mrc Wye. To receive the endorsement of such a judge Is better than fine linen.
 When the n.idniei5, sepsyrs blov And the man to bed aoe> 90.
 Slipping slyi. into bed.
 An, the wretch hi, ~lfe's misl.d
 And he ohaokl-s like fen 0 e u, ,saft
 craft craft
 Bu, a curiou> sound ,here come As iif,le insect nuns.
 Seeking business he goes.
 Lighting on the chin or nose.
 is's the 'skee,er. come ,o ssnk h.s ii;tle shaft
 shaft. shaft
 Science is doing a great deal for the world but il has not nlateriali, assisted babies in cutting teeth The man who has never associated with ,ecthing child does not know this failure on the par, of ;. science. bu, the man who walks around the room all night. looking for nothing particularly. understands the situation. When science does come 10 the oaby's rescue, then indeed wiIl there be rejoie-
 
 ness are limited