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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15
Husband Hunting.

The seasons husband fishery at the
summer resorts, says the Philadelphia
Times. is generally reported failure.
One reason why the fishery failed was
because the bait was too gorgeous.
While it compelled admiration, it daz-
zled those who admired it. Its glitter
was too beautiful, but a glance at It was
enough to drive the poor fellows away
with feelings of thankfulness for their
escape. While palmer and less expensive
girls meet their mates, the elegantly
Overdressed lady remains solitary.
If the girl who is fishing for husband
makes any mistake it is that of thinking
that the young man who is looking for
a wife wants costly piece of goods for
show. Some young men want this, but
there are few who can afford it, and
even those who can are in many in
stances afraid to yoke themselves to it.
They know that too snowy young
woman, even if she has wealthy parents,
is apt to be full of troublesome whims
and notions very difficult to satisfy.
Even if they be so sordid that they
would like to marry for money, these
young men know enough to reflect that
riches sometimes take wings and go out
of sight. They stop and consider that
If there be wealth and whims, when the
wealth flies away and leaves nothing
but whims, the residue is an exceeding
ly undesirable piece of tinery.
Every summer there is a complaint of
the lack of young men at the watering
places. This year the complaints louder
than ever. One of the reasons is that
the extravaganza display made by some
of the girls frightens them away. They
cannot afford such expensive luxuries as
these girls appear to be. They go fish
ing, or hunting, or boating by them
selves, or take long pedestrian tours out
of the reach of the girls. The girls
meanwhile sit on the fashionable hotel
porticos with their papas and mammas,
and lament and wonder.
The girl who lets nature take its
course; who avoids putting herself on
exhibition as if for sale; who makes no
more display than is consistent with
gracefulness, beauty and good common
sense, is reasonably sure Of one of two
things. Either she will make delight
full wife for some sensible and worthy
man, or she will turn out a happy and
lovely old maid. Better be a nice spin
ster than an unloved wife, married for
money or show.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15

Did you ever see woman mail let
ter? She will undertake to drop it into
the box, then she draws it back and
scans the directions; tries the stamp to
see that it is on fast; scrutinizes the
gummed side and runs her finger over
it once or twice; then gives il one or two
sudden jerks, which sends it rapidly in.
to the box. She then peeps in to see il
Invent through.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15
Recommendations Of Journal Of Health.
Try popcorn for nausea.
Try cranberry for malaria


Try cranberry for malaria.
Try sun bath for rheumatism.
Try ginger ale for stomach cramps.
Try clam broth for weak stomach.
Try cranberry poultice for erysipelas.
Try gargling lager beer for cure of
sore throat.
Try swallowing saliva when troubled
with q sour stomach.
Try eating fresh radishes and yellow
turnips for gravel.
Try eating onions and horseradish to
relieve dropsical swellings.
Try buttermilk for removal of freckles,
tan and butternut stains
Try the croup-tippet when child is
likely to be troubled in that way.
Try hot flannel over the scat of neu-
ralgic pain, and renew frequently.
Try taking codliver oil in tomato cat
sup if you want to make it palatable.
Try snuffing powdered borax up the
nostrils for catarrhal ''cold in the head.''
Try taking a nap in the afternoon if
you are going to be out late in the eve
ming.
Try hard cider-a wineglassful three
times day-for ague and rheumatism.
Try breathing the fumes of turpen-
tine or carbolic acid to relieve whooping
cough.
Try cloth wrung out from cold wa
ter put about the neck at night for sore
throat.
Try an extra pair of stockings out
side Of your shoes when travelling in cold
weather.
Try walking with your hands behind
you if you find yourself becoming bent
forward.
Try silk handkerchief over the face
when obliged to go against a cold, pierre
ing wind.
Try planting sunaowers in your gar
den if compelled to live in malarial
neighborhoo Foote's Health Journal.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15
A Long Reach.

Turtle was the most modest and re-
firing musician of his time, but he could
assert himself on occasion. One night
at the Prussian embassy the Chevalier
Nevkomm was Boosting that he could
extend his hand on the keyboard over
an octave and three notes; and, after
executing this feat, he looked round
with an air which challenged aduira-
ton from the company. Turtle quietly
approached the piano, and, taking an
octave aud half in his enormous
grasp, said: "One more for luck!' to
the discontinue Of the chevalier.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15

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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15
A Bad Pre-Eminence.

That incentives to crime are rapidly
increasing is evidenced from the recent
offer at Lancaster, Pa, Of a cake to be
publicly presented to the fisherman or
hunter who tells the most original and
picturesque lie. # old Ananias were
here he would take the cake. q
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15

When the conductor tore off the cou.
pom from ticket of lady y 7Snnger on
a Connecticut railroad the r. day,
she threw the remainder OIL The win.
dow, and subsequently explained that
she had seen him tear the ticket up, and
thought the piece was of no account,
and We'll wager she laid all the blame
on the conductor and called him fool,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15

"A traveller was leaning at night
against q railing at the Harper's Ferry
railroad station. "A locomotive came
along. and he sprang lightly over the
rail to escape possible danger. He
thought it was a meadow on the other
side, but knew his mistake when he
struck in muddy stream forty feet be-
low. On being rescued he was asked
his name. Il wouldn't tell you for a
thousand dollars lie replied; describe
me simply as fool.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15

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paving attention to Miss Flapjack out
at the picnic. - ..Did you speak te
5herp'' 80, no; ] didn't proceed to that
extreme, but patted her poodle dog on
the hack when she wasn't looking.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-15

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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
EGYPTIAN AFFAIRS.

A Conflict liable t. Occur II Any Ne.
nAent-The Egyptian, Officers Don't
Want ~ Fight. - -.~~..-ss
LONDON, July 4.-A dispatch from
Alexandria says that conflict be-
tween the English ironclads and the
forts may occur at any moment.
Dervish Pasha and Arab Pasha
have disagreed.
A majority OF the officers have in.
formed Arab Pasha that they are
opposed to fighting.
The corvette Constance, Of II
guns, will join the Mediterranean
squadron.
The authorities are acting euer-
getically to prevent the natives from
insulting and molesting Europeans.
Persons so offending are confined in
the arsenal without trial.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
Opposed to Armed Intervention.

ALEXANDRIA, July 4. Rajeb
Pasha and other Ministers declare
that they will oppose the armed in
Prevention by Turkey. They have
maintained and declared from
Ulemas that such would be the case.
The lawful Ministry are discussing
the issue Of a circular to Consuls
stating that they will not be re-
sponsible for the property of Euro
peans.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
A Flood In st. LOnis.

ST. LOUIS, July 1.-The rise in the
Mississippi, which has been coming
down for several days, has reached
this city, through the lowest places in
the levee. The ground floor of some
business houses is submerged and
much difficulty is found in loading
and unloading steamers. 1t is not
anticipated that the river will rise any
higher.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06

The two hundred young Cinnamon
lately called home peremptorily from
American schools and colleges have
had an unpleasant experience since
arriving in their own country. They
have been put in positions not at all
in keeping with their requirements,
and are strongly advised to forget all
they have learned. The Rev. Arthur
H. Smith, missionary in Tientsin,
writes to the Independent: "Many
Of them have been absent from China
for ten years at the most impossible
time of life. They are filled with
western literature, western civiliza.
ton, and the nineteenth century.
Some of the students are reported to
have learned to kiss in America; but
they have returned to a country where
kissing is unknown-not laid down in
the Book of Rites. Il was afraid to
meet my mother said one Of them.
i do not know what to do Having
lived for decade in an atmosphere Of
ozone these lads are suddenly plunged
into dilute carbonic acid. Is it to be
wondered at that the result appears in
ill-concealed expressions Of contempt
for China and everything Chinese?''
The young men, however, at last ac-
counts, had received permission to re.
turn to the United States and COM
plete their studies.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
A Victory for the Strikers.

CUMBERLAND, Nd, July At is
said that Kerking Brothers and Will
liams & Co., the former operating two
and the latter one mine in the Mey-
ersdale region, conceded the advance
asked by the strikers.
The Knights of Labor met at Frost.
burg yesterday and will continue in
session for several days.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
THE MANDATE.
1t Has Doubtless Been Served Upou
the Board.


the Board.
There is considerable talk, around
town, about the probability, or i'm
probability Of Sheriff Gray's arrival
at Rocky Bar, with the writ of man.
damus granted by the District
Court, and commanding the County
Commissioners to order the removal
of the records to HALEY; and the
opinion seems to prevail that Sheriff
Gray can not have arrived in time to
serve copies Of the writ upon the
Commissioners prior to their quar-
terly meeting last Monday morn
ing.
Sheriff Gray left for the Bar last
Saturday morning, before l o'clock.
He had a good horse, a reliable ami
NAL, and expected to reach Joncs's
for breakfast. There he proposed to
take four or five hours sleep, give his
horse a good rest, start early in
the afternoon, and get to Rocky Bar
by bedtime.
1t is about IS miles to Rocky Bar
by the way Sheriff Gray went; and it
is certainly long "a hours ride, for
both man and horse. But there need
be no fear but that Sheriff Gray COW
cred the distance as stated. During
the afternoon Of Friday several citi-
zens spoke to Sheriff Gray, and Of
fered to send some one along with
him. To all these offers the Sheriff,
made the same reply. He would get
there, and did not need any one
Five minutes before he left TINES
reporter asked him If he would get
there in time? "You may depend
upon it!' was his reply. 1t is there
fore certain that the Sheriff got there
in time, and the records are probably
on the way here.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06

Repentance is remorse discounted.
Want Of good sense is worse than
poverty.
What loneliness is more lonely
than distrust?
Caprice in women is the antidote
for beauty.
There's nothing said that has no,
been said before.
We are no longer happy so soon as
we wish to be happier.
They say women and music should
never be dated.
The winner is he who gives him
self to his work body and soul.
To discuss an opinion with a foo
is like carrying q lantern before a
blind man. ..a
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
POstomce Hours.

Week dsys-Omce open from A. N. to tx "
0undays-from II to NJ
Money Orders issued from A. N. to APM
No Money Order or Registry business transacted
On Sunday
0leckfoot mail closes at 7hAM.
kelton closes at A. M.
Ketchum, Galena and Sawtooth closes At 70 x ~
Dullion closes at Pm.
Boise closes at 5k Pm
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
Merchants, Take Notes.

ID. c. Adams, agent for the following
ewll-known business houses, will inter-
view the merchants Of the Wood River
country about July L: Sprague, Warner
4 Co., f. Schneider & Co., NJ. e. Page
& Co., Diamond Match Co., J. E. Boyd,
Omaha Barb Wire Co., Omaha White
Lead Co., j. s. Kirk q Co., Sprague,
Warner & Griswold, aud Cutting Pack
ing Co. Merchants are invited to with
hold orders until the arrival Of Mr..
Adams.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
Smugglers Arrested.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, July 3.-Levi
Rosenberg and Lodi Valesten, claim
ing to belong to Cincinnati, who ar.
rived from Liverpool in the steam
ship India, were arrested this even.
ing for removing goods from the yes.
eel which, it Is alleged, they had
smuggled.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
Investigating the Loss of the Rodgers

WAsHINGroN, July 4.-Secretary
Chandler appointed court of in.
quiry to investigate the circumstan-
ces as to the loss of the steamer
Rodgers, in St. Lawrence Bay.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
The Railroad Employees Gain Their
Point,

New YORK, July 3.-The officers
of the New York Central railroad
advanced the wages of the employees
from to-day as follows: Switchmen
get an advance of IS per month !;
doormen, So; gatemen, $3.50; por-
tiers, $3.50, and boss porter IS. The
men are satisfied.
BosroN, July 3.-The Boston,
Lowell Il Concord railroad increased
the pay of freight handlers to $3.50
a day, and work is to be resumed.
The officers of the Eastern railroad
agreed to the same terms.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
Arrested for Murder.

SELMA, Alabama, July 4.-Arthur
Washley, a printer, was arrested here
for killing J. J. Lyons, county Judge
and editor of a paper at Gilmer,
Texas.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
$15, 200, 900 In Six Per Cent. Bonds
Wanted The Showing for the Past
Year-The Postal Department Self.
Sustaining-Etc.

CHICAGO, July A Journal
special says: Secretary Folger said
to-day that he thought the proposed
issue of 2 per cent. bonds would have
little effect on the question of re-
demption of outstanding bonds-for
the present, at least-and it is prob
able that he will issue call for
ST., ZOO, 900 more of continued 6 per
cents. Wednesday. This will leave
but ST., 900, 900 of this class of bonds
outstanding.
The reduction Of the debt the past
year has been the largest in the his
tory of the country, and the income
for the year the largest of any year
except 1857 and 1869.
The Postoflice Department has
been self-sustaining this year for the
first time since 1857.
It is said that General Beales is
likely to have hard time getting the
nomination in the Fifth Maryland Dis
trict, as the anti-Grant element is
combining against him.
DIR. Mcdonald, Superintendent Of
the New York Insane Asylum, who
has been here to see the execution
and attend the autopsy of Guiteau,
saws that he is still convinced that he
was sane. He was Government ex-
pert, and at the trial testified that he
believed that Guiteau was sane.
THE BILL PASSED.
In the Senate the bill to amend
Section 2,325 of the Revised Statutes
of the United States, touching the is
suance of patents for mineral lands,
was called up. TWAS stated that the
purpose of the bill was to correct the
abuse growing but of the filing of
fraudulent protests or pretended pro-
tests against the issuing of patents
and Instructions to granting titles. to
mining claims as means of extor' ng
blackmail from parties seeking IT.
ents. The bill provides that ere
there is failure to sustain by proof the
allegations Of protest the party
making the same shall pay the costs
and expense of the proceedings. The
bill passed.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
lee Half \ Can't a Pound.

On and after this date, the Wood River
Ice Company will deliver ice at halfa cent
pound. Consumers who take over 80
pounds day will be allowed liberal
discount.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06
WASHINGTON.
RECENT DOINGS AT THE CAPITAL
OF THE NATION.


Commodore Shufeldt's Hecall-Recent
Nominations.
WASHINGTON, July 3. Doctors
Hartigan, Lamb and Sewers, the COM
mittee of medical experts having in
charge the examination Of Guiteau's
brain, met to-day. They compared
notes and the main features of the re-
port, which will be written by DIR.
Lamb, were agreed upon. There is
good authority for stating that the
conclusions are as foreshadowed by
the Associated Press dispatches las,
week. 1t will embody many photo
graphs, and an elaborate microscopic
analysis.
Rev. DIR. Hicks, who authorized the
autopsy, was in consultation to-day
with DR.. Lamb, who read to him the
report as far as completed.
John w. Guiteau left last evening
for Boston. Mrs. Scoville expects te
take her departure shortly.
The recall of Commodore Shufeldt
from the special mission to China, in
connection with the making of q
treaty with Corea, is understood tc
be due to his open letter to ex-Sena
tor Sargent, containing severe strict
ures on the highest Chinese authori-
ties and also series of imputations
against the Empress character
which letter is supposed to have been
written to affect the legislation on
the Chinese bill then pending in Con-
gress.
Commodore Shufeldt's friends assert
that he was recalled because his mis-
sion was completed.
The feeling among naval officers is
that Commodore Shufeldt's conduct
Is highly reprehenslble under the cir
cumstances.
President Arthur has sent the fol.
lowing nominations to the Senate
Colonel Charles H. Crane, Assistant
Surgeon General, to be Surgeon Gen
eral, with the rank of Brigadier Gen
eral; John Davis, of the District OF
Columbia, to be Assistant Secretary
of State, vice J. c. Bancroft Davis,
resigned; George w. Friedley, OF
Indiana, Register of the Land Office
at Helena, Montana; Eugene Schuy-
Ter, of New York, Minister Resident
and Consul General of Roumania
Servia, and Greece.
The Conference Committee on the
bill to enable the National bank asso.
Citations to extend their corporate ex-
istence, failed to agree.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-07-06

Having the original town. plat in my possessioh
- we'll ~ the books Of the HALEY Town Compsny
and being familiar with the title of every lot cd
all transactions from the first settlement OF the
town. am prepared to handle real estate intelli.
gently And enthusiastically. jeS0
The weekly Arizona miner., 1882-03-10

A SWARM OF Bs.-1n foraging for items about Prescott the local is astonished at the number of prominent names he comes III contact with commencing with the letter E. Here are are a few picked up at random, VIZ
 Bashford, Brockman, Buckman, Baker, Ram. Bowers, Buffum, Blake, Banghart, Bennitt. Bennett, Brooks, Burke, Brannen, Bean. Beckers, Bones. Brown, Bright, But Ter. Behan, Burmister, Bowen, Bradley, Bigelow. Bray, Behm, Boettcher, Black, Boblett. Barker. Berry, Beach. Bruch, Ben der, Bacon, Blair, Brecht, Boyd.
 We are pleased to hear favorable com ment in all quarters with reference to Gov ernor Tritle. Our people are pleased With him. and. although no guns have been hred, no brass bands brought into requisltlon, no speeches indulged in, nor any other tom foolery enacted, the people like him all the same. and he is himself better pleased with his transformations and friendly reception than if his coming among us had been hailed with proccssions, banquets, etc, Ia Ere mrnt
 Nathan Amber, pretty well known as a freignter in Northern California, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Utah and Nevada, has Pr- rived here from the Bodie country. His SIX teams he left on the line of the A. & r. k. R.. where some of them are temporarily em- ploved hauling freight for Wollenberg X Cohen. Ha is open for contracts for freight inp. and if he fails to find anything in that line to suit hIm he thinks of moving on in to Southern New Mexico or Old Mexico Tn search of contract to haul quartz, which has been his speciality for several years Tn Nevada and Bodie.
 Down at Weaver the MeXicans, Amerl- cans. Frenchmen, Italians, Indians and all classes of people regardless of color, race or what not are just about crazy over the big nuggets coming from the placers. That another Rich Hill will be found Is within the possibilities. All around Weaver hne large gold and silver bearing ledges exist and are being worked. The time IS not taI distant when Weaver District will be second to no other mining camp m the County: The stuff is there to make large town, and it must come. Let the city be named Stan tonville or Gold Run.
 It is well established fact that nice set of teeth always attracts attention, and adds greatly to the appearance of the pos sessor. whether male or female, and nc lady or gentleman can afford to allow bad teeth to remain in the mouth to poison the atmosphere for those who may be thrown in their company. Just imagine a young gentleman whispering delicate com pliments to his lady love, and she, to avoid the consequences of his bad teeth, incline' her head at right angle and bushes. That egotistical young fellow thinks ht has made an impression. And he has made lasting one-all owing to his teeth. TC obviate such consequences call upon Dr. Gladw1n, Waldo House, Montezuma street where he will be pleased to see you.
The weekly Arizona miner., 1882-03-10

The Fire Company held their regular
 meeting last evening. The minutes of thepre
 vious meeting were read and approved. One
 weeks further time was granted the com
 mittees on the revision of the roll. The
 committee appointed to see the city council and ask that the hose cart be turned over to the company, reported that they had done so, and the council agreed, with the privilege of recalling at any time they should see fit. Considerable discussion was then had on the advisability of removing to new quarters, and committee of three was appointed to report at the next meeting, and also to find out the cost of building an addition to the present quarters for the hose cart. A resolution was then read appointing 1st Assistant Foreman Chas. Spencer, of the H. < L. Co.,, foreman of the hose cart, which, upon being put to vote, was carried, and he, in conjunction with the other three officers of the company, Was to pick ten men to man the hose cart. II. Nj. Hersinger was elected a member of the company.
 Meeting adjourned