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Skin Diseases Cured.

BY DR. FRANER's MAGIC OINTMENT.
Cures as if by magic, Pimples, Black Heads
or Grubs, Blotches and Eruptions on the
face, leaving the skin clear, healthy and
beautiful. Also cures Itch, BARRIERS Itch,
Salt Rheum, letter, Ringworm, Scald
Head, Chapped Hands, Sore Nipples, Sore
Lips, old, obstinate Ulcers and Sores &c.
SKIN DISEASE.
F. Drake, ESQ.,, Cleveland, o., suffered
beyond all description from a skin disease
which appeared on his hands, head and
face, and nearly destroyed his eyes. The
most careful doctoring failed to help him,
and after all failed he used DR. Frasier's
Magic Ointment and was cured by q few
applications.
IHThe first and only positive cure for
skin diseases ever discovered.
Sent by mail on receipt of fifty cents.
HENRY & Co., Sole Prop'rs.
62 Vesey street, New York.
For Blind, Bleeding, Itching or liberated
Piles DIR WILLIAMS INDIAN PILE ONT
MENr is a sure cure. Price BY mail Sl.OO,
For sale by druggists.
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Sarah Beruhardt's Ghastly Bargain


London world.
A queer lawsuit l. in store for
the Parisians. Some two wears ago
Sarah Bernhard. the "garrande ar
tiste" and universal genius, took it
into her head to he photographed re-
clining at full length in the famous
ebony coffin, padded with white satin,
about which We have heard so much.
The photographer, Melandri, under
took to satisfy the lady's caprice.
and obtained some excellent proofs,
Sarah having simulated te perfection
the stiffness of death. After your
death >" - . "Oh. IL will SOON
happen, sooner than YOU expect.
l promise YOU to die within a year
from now. am not joking. | have
a presentiment. and my presentlI ar g
never deceive ne. Furthermore,
at the end of the year. if / am still
i'm this world, | authorize you to sell
as many of the photographs as you
please. Melandri consented to this
strange contract and executed faith
fully his part of the bargain but
Sarah, happily for her admirers.
neglected her promise. Melandri
wrote to Sarah while she was in New
York, reminding her that she had no
longer a right to behold the light of
the sun. Patience" telegraphed
Sarah lat end of American engage
ment will fulfill engagement with
you" Melandri waited but when
Sarah returned from Russia few
days ago he again reminded Dona
Sal that she had no right to behold
the light of the sun. Patience"
wrote Sarah once more; 81 have
promised to create three new pieces
at Paris after that you can sell the
photographs" But Melandri's stock
Of patience is exhausted and he has
consequently referred his case to the
tribunal of commerce of Paris.
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CENTERVIEW CRUMBS.
A. Batch of Items from the
"Bazoo's" Correspondent at
that Point.

A large shipment of stock was mad,
last week by L. q. whitsett
Several car loads of implements. con
signed to Porter N Delaney, are being un
loaded.
The Centerview mills under the new
management, are much improved and doin;
good work.
M. Vaughn, the town clown, has re-
moved to Nebraska, but alas how soon
| will he yearn for the flesh pots of John
son county.
The startling intelligence reached here
that the new proposed railway line from
Higginsville la Fort Scott will inter.
sect the Missouri Pacific at this point.
The Masonic fraternity of Centeryiew
are about to sell their hall in the southern
part of town To- the school board. prepare
tory Ia building fine hall on Main street.
There is music i'm the air. Centeryiew,
being the geographical center o: Johnson
county, the near future will see bold eli
forts, backed by immense capital. made
for the removal oi the county seat.
Jack Wharton, our whOle-souled drug
gist, having purchased fine residence i'm
the suburbs, now looks over his spectacles
with much comrlacency, us he views the up
ward tendency OF real estate.
DIR. Jno. l.. Mcfarland, recently OF
Archer, has flung his shingle To- the gentle
entered upon a very remarkable and sue
cess.ni practice. We welcome him.
The recent rain. sleet and snow has
made water very abundant. and our lug
grocery ON the corner has been the innocent
cause OF some of our good people To- get
water logged. Yank's 40-rod wouldn't
mix.
The well-kncw n clothier. boot and
shoe furnishing goods dealer has sold his
fine stock To- MeSsrS Jas. Kidder X Sons and
removed TO Nebraska. He takes with him
the well wishes OF our citizens, besides
be,ltick full of money.
Our streets are bristling with a new
impetus. Every house, crook and corner
are filled To overlooking, and still thew
come. Property of all descriptions has
materially advanced. Lots have changed
hands by the score and MANY new dwell
ings are now IN process of erection.
The business boom has AT last struck
Centerview. \ number OF we'll known
capitalists having been attracted To Gen.
terview by It's natural advantages, have
purchased one hundred acres on the south
side of the Hon. L. J WhitSett'S place and
are now surveying and laying ont lots.
Parties from Kansas are now building
here an immense store room ninety feet long.
which will bc completed in the next thirty
days. \ large stock Of goods belonging
10 NeSSrS. hidder " Sons are now being
If the station. IL i also rumored
upon good authority that 4 substantial
bank, hotel and printing office will becom-
pleted within the next sixty days
Jack wharton's new drug store i. the
delight of Centsrview His fragrant Ha-
ganss and clixer OF life are highly priced
The gentlemaniv department OF its fat
and elegance of the surround
ngs make all customers feel ut home.
Ifnclc Joe Henshud stands ON the corner to
.xtend happy greeting to all new custo-
nerS and entertain them with good warn
'efore ne draws the next gallon OF coal oil
I. Y q.
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KANSAS CITY STOCK MARKET
KANSAS Guy. Marc


HOt,S-Receipts, 80. All sold, and
the quality not SO good as tia, of yester-
day. quality considered. The market firm,
and from ) to 10 cents ftighsr. No choice
prime hogs OF the market To-day's tops
were good heavy smooth, So 2O(s6 8. {;
MIXED packing. ST 00(@6 2G,; light. 81 10
$500: bulk sales, So o0tg6 Is.
CATTLE-Receipts. -. Owing To verN
light receipts. the market il firm AT an
changed prizes for all kinds, except stock
heifers, for ~hich there Is little or no q. =
mand
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Perfect Sight.

As thousands can testify, there is moth
ing so much to be desired as perfect sight,
and perfect sight can onlv be obtained by
using perfect spectacles. C.G Taylor, our
home optician, exercises greatskill and pa
thence in fitting those needing spectacles,
with care and comfort to the weare1.
Tl2-11dtfl
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MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.
NEW YORK, March lila. m.

NEW YORK, March IL, ii a. N.
S1OkS-The stock market opened
weak and s(H2 per cent. lower. Memphis s
Charleston, New Jersey Central and Cam
ada Southern being prominent in the de-
cline. In early dealings the general list
Tell otf sGl per cent, Denver & Rio
Grande, Missouri Pacific and Pacific Mail
leading in the downward movement. This
was followed by an advance of sGIi per
cent, IN which Manhattan Elevated, Lonis-
vile Il Nashville, Missouri Pacific and
Denver Il Rio Grande were most conspie-
nous. Subsequently there was a general
reaction OF sCl per cent, the latter i.
New Jersey Central. The Germanic takes
cut 10000 gold and $4,000 silver bars.
The motive for shipment is not understood,
as the rate of exchange is below shipping
point.
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1t was just three months and 29
days from the time Garfield was inau-
gurated until he was shot. There
seems to have been something pro-
phetic In 329 after all.
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ST. LOUIS MARKET.

ST. LOUIS, March III.
FLOU
GRAIN-Wheat-Higher, but unsettled
No. , red. 81 234@@l "A cash No. lido
II 1901 To- No. 4 do, 81 Is. Corn
Higher, 6ls@62i cash. Oats-Higher,
49, cash.
WHISKY-Steady, at 81 L..
PROVISlONS-Held firmly, but slow.
AMI only a job trade at previous prices.
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CHICAGO MARKET.

CHICAGO, March II.
Wheat Strong, excited anG
higher, II - cash. Confirm and
higher, 81. Oats-Steady, 43a. Rye-eo
Barlev-Sl 90.
WHISkT-Si Is.
Observation-Disclosures. higher.
Sl6 %. Lard-Firm and higher. SO A.
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We would like to ask why the
necessity of redistricting the state
when the eighth district, with a demo
cratic majority of 5000, is represent
ell in congress by stalwart republi-
can? Would redistricting give the
democrats surer thing?
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The Crisp trial goes on apace.
The prosecution has closed and the de-
tense are nearly through. That the
colonel will be gloriously cleared OF
the charge. there is not the shadow of
a doubt.
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ST. LOUIS LIVE STOCK MARKET

ST. LOUIS, March H.
HOGS-The supply very light, and
prices nominal Light to good York
ers, s. 9O@6 10; packing, S. SOFAS ~ !.
butchers to fancy, S. 5O@6 10; pigs.
- 63Ca5 50. Receipts, 1000. Shipments.
25O
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Wouldn't it be a good idea for some
ofour real, practical christians, this
holy day, TO pay a visit to the Jail and
speak few cheering words to the
prisoners, This seems like practical
religion.
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The Jefferson City Tribune is shout
ing for redistricting the state. OF
course, for this means an extra session
Of the legislature and that means
God-send to Jefferson City.
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The Wabash company now compels its
brakemen ami switchmen to use an ash
stick in making coupling and have sup
such al, articles to the . OF
without using the stick is cause for instant
discharge of the employee.
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CHICAGO LIVE STOCK MARKET.

CHICAGO, March IL.
HOIS-3.200 Active and 5Id,1O cents
higher. Light bacon. S. l066 50 mixed
packing, So l0(s6 %; heavy, Sc GOO
I o..
CATTLE, 400 Strong and active
Exports, So 20t96 20; good to choice
shipping, So 5ctGi6 90; common to fair.
- 0eG5 40; butchers. So 70G5 90
stockers and feeders. S3 l0@4 20.
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public career of this man and give it
an honest criticism. Until then we
write on his tomb: "Requiescat in
pace"
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New YORK March 1

~" HVhh, AdICu n.
STOCKS-Chicago Il Alton, 2S; Can
ada Southern, 40; Cleveland Il Colum-
bus, "A; Delaware, Lackawanna & West
ern, Isl; Kansas & Texas, 274; Western
Union, 11!.
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Anything 10 save the capital.
Therefore, governor, call an extra ses-
sion of the legislature.-Jefierson
CITY Tribune.
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Our heart is bowed down with grief.
Jefferson City Tribune.
With the sin Of political ma>heS
YOU have endeavord 10 make.
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advertisements at the head of this column, not
exceeding four lines, g per AMMAN.
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Session Acts for Sale.

For 1888 and 1871, State of Missouri.
3-3dlf j. WEST GOODWIN.
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LAMAR OPERA HOUSE.

LAMAR, Mo.
Brown II Avery, Propristors.
Full scenery. Seats 800.
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THAI HACKING COUGH car ne
so quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. Ne
guarantee IT. For sale by all druggists.
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FOOTLIGHT FLASHES.

Items of Interest to Play-Goers
Everywhere.
SMITHS OPERA HOUSE,
SEDALIA, Mo.
Geo. i. Brown 4 Co., Lessees.
Seating capacity so.
DURLEY HALL,
APPLETON CITY, Mo.
j. W. Grantley, Proprietor.
Will seat 500.
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in no way q sad thing that one man should be
dining off turtle and ortolans and another
man of u plate OF beans and bacon. What Is n
sad thing Is that one man should bo dining on
turtle and ortolans and another man have no
dinner ut all. So. too. II is in no way II sad
thing that one man should live in n palace and
another man In small cottage. What is q sad
thing IL that while one man lives in u healthy
house. so many other men live in unhealthy
tcncmcnts. Once let the poorest of the popula-
ton be sufficiently clothed. and fed and so
lodged rs to DO free from filth and fever and it
will be perfectly possible that the poor. taken
generally. may, in point Of happiness. be as
we'll off as the rich" In this passage. the
author aludcs to what he terms O false
hood OF the imagination. which por-
trays wealth to the poor as being condition
OF extraordinary happiness but he has vainly
occupied himself in this volume with the falso-
hood of the intellectual theory. which repre-
sents 1t rs possibility to make this condition
universal Apart from tho Socialist schemes
based on the principles OF equality the false
pictures drawn by tho imagination would not
In MIR. Mallock's opinion. have had any dis
turbing influence. seeing that a desire for the
unattainable is nothing but harmless senti-
mont until q false intellectual theory super
vcnes and describes the thing desired as at
tainable.
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ing phrases and familiar rhythms2 Did they
wish. in short to have truth or tradtion-to
hear tho very word OF God or to bc answered
according to their idols2
1t is interesting 10 recall that tho trans
lators of 1911 encountered much such an out
burst Of criticism and abuse as that 20 which
the revisers OF 1881 have been subjected. DIR.
Cell for instance. disputed the correctness Of
many English rcndcrings Of Greek words In the
authorized version. Just as Sir Edmund Beck
cit has done In tho case Of the Revision. Ho
complained of the diversions made by tho
King James translators. Of their supplemental
terms. and OF the frequent obtrusion OF
their personal opinions. Hugh Broughton.
u man of crudition, who was puued be-
cause he had not been invited to figure
among tho transutols. wrote OF the authorized
version that 1t was sent to me to censure.
which bred In me u sadness which will gricve
mo while breathe. 1t Is so i'll DONE Tell his
Majesty king james, that had rather DO rcnt
to pieces with wild horses than any such trans
lation. by my consent, should be urged on
any OF the poor churches of England" An
othor contemporary critic, Thomas Ward. was
even moro outspokcn. and cvinced as much
bitterness and fiorcencss as has the Quarterly
Rerie're, in our own day. The translators OF
1911 were accused by Ward of "blasphcmy. most
damnable corruptions. intolerable deceit. and
vilo imposture" and they are at tho
same time assured that he makes those
charges not under the dictates Of passion. but
the Just resentment Of n jealous mind" Over
these and like attacks from multitude Of
critics now forgotten the authorized version
won an easy victory and so. no doubt will the
revised. 1t does not follow that the new trans
lation can expect,to Immediately supersede its
predecessor in common use. Tindalc's Bible
fingered long timo In the preference of
English Puritnns. while the so-called Bishops
Bible also had its stcadfast partisans SO that
it required well nigh half century for the
King James translation to completely displace
its rivals and firmly root itself in the affections
of the English people.
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An Old Letter.

From Tu'rrIfs Magazine.
burned the Others by one; hut my failed
at last
And l snatched this scorched and yellow, where the
fires breath had passed.
could not let Ne there for turned like thing In pain
They used to call me eautful had nothing else beside
There was none more great wise than lie in all the
world wide
And it's still sort OF plensure-very mournfu though
II he
To know he once could think such thoughts and write
such words OF me.
But my poor beauty faded twas the only thing had
was always weak aud foolish. and my whole life grew
sad,
For the cruel blightng fever left me pitfui to see
more loved me.
I'd have loved him all the for that any grief be-
side;
But then he was so different. OH If had only dedt
And yet how can wish him tOhave suffered In seadf
think 1t would have greyed him then to hear that I
was dead.
have nothing to forgive him still he forgot.
Men have much to do and think of that girls have not
man ns LITTLE thought TO for his own chosen wife
Wonens minds are very narrow and girls love is her
life.
They say should forget him but cannot IL would,
For since beauty left have tried hard to be good
And his name il always my lips, when pray to God
above
Oh, surely may pray for to love
ut 10 he his wife when my face fair
hut to Heaven all equal there
And God in His great mercy will not pass prayers by
have one thing left to live forto pray for hin till die
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may This soeIns equitable enough. but the
author Of this trentise suggests conjunctures
In which perfectly legal action might infiict
the highest injury upon society. II. for in
stance. any very large proportion Of the colicrs
throughout Great Britain were to leave work.
even after due legal notice. they might bring
the industry Of tho whole country to u stand
still. and imperl the sustonanoo and health Of
millions OF their follow citizons. As matter
of fact. however. such extreme cases ara very
unlikely to occur. which Is doubtless tho rca-
son why the act Of 1875 neglected. to provide for
them.
Prof. Jcvons was n strenuous advocate for
arbitration as tho instrument for adjusting
CONTROVERSIES between workmcn and their ON
ploycrs. lie believed that laws and lawyers
ought to DO kept as much ut u distance az pos
sible In the settlement Of trade disputes. All
the evidence which he had boon ablo to collect
upon the subject had convinced him that sue
ces5ful Boards OF Cancellation must be purely
volunteer bodies. with no faint Of the Justice Of
the Peace about them. There must be spon-
taneous. or ut least willing. approximation
OF tho parties concerned. The solution
of such difficulties was. in his opinion.
question. not OF litigation. but OF shak-
ing hands in u friendly manner and of
sitting down to "a table to talk the matter over.
Prof Jevons considered the complete disunon
of the laborer and the capitalist tho great evil
OF tho presont day and he thought that this
would bs in - fair way of being overcome If
the hostile bodies could b. once got to meet
round tho same table on Il purely voluntary
and equal footing. He holds. indeed. that such
acourse OF Cancellation might, with profit 10 the
community. decide many matters which, ac-
cording to the abstract principles of political
economy, ought to be left to tho action of the
law of supply and demand.
On the whole. Prof. Jevons was convinced by
his observations that the existing great trades
unions of Great Britain only need TO be let
alone in order to outgrow the narrow bounds
of their original class purposes. No one.
he thinks. could have read the proceedings
OF last years Trades Union Congress in
London without feeling that the repeal Of the
old harsh laws against combinations was bear
Ing good fruit Instead of machine break
crs and midnight conspirators, the work.
inSmen met as tho members OF a
Parliament to discuss the means and ends
of legislation with dignity and propriety at least
equal to that exhibited lately ut st. Stephens.
No longer entirely devoted to the interests of
their order their deliberations touched on
many of the most important social questions of
the day. The optimistic conclusion reached by
the author OF this treatise is that the more cx-
tensve the declarations OF industries and trades
which thus assemble in peaceful conference.
the more wide and generous must Of necessity
become their views.
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A Musical Memory.


believe I've not thought Of the girl for q year,
And shouldn't to-day, but happened to hear
Just IA bit Of n song she NO charnngly sang;
Tink. tink tang tink a.tanv. tink.a.tang.
She was pretty and sweet I've her picture for proof
And she had u small part In an opera hcufe
Just that one song to sing and few lines to speak
Aud che set Us all wild while she stayed-just Il week
Well, happened to get introduced to the dame.
And decidedly friendly We promptly became;
And the saturday night the engagement was up
We went of all alone for u nice quiet sup
II to sup as we did is sin a crime,
May sin every night-it was such good time!
Twas an elegant feed that We had. understand;
The champagne was Al: examined the brand
ON the cork OF all human inventions, It's plain
There is nothing 80 fills with fun champagne.
To her soft. dnipled cheeks came AN elegant glow
Aud her eyes fairly hlazed had YOU seen her know
You'd ut once have adored her; you couldn't deny
That she just was delicious Her spirits were high,
Aud she let them oer1ow In gay laughter and when
Her keen wit seemed to lag. NJ II did now and then.
She trillcd forth just bit of that she sang,
Tink.atang, tink tang, tink a. tang tink .atang.
She departed next day. and we've not inet again;
presume have supped with dozen since then,
Each of whom was as pleasant and jolly as she
OH III quite forgot her, rs she doubtless has me,
Were IL not that hear now and then that refrain.
Then think Of brown eyes and delicious champagne
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A Similar Case.

From The Springfield RepuJlicGn.
Jack. | hear YOU have gone and done IL.
Yes, know; most fellows VIII;
Went and tried IL once myself sir,
Though you see I'm single still
Aud Won met her-did You tell met
Down NJ Brighton last July,
And resolved To ask the question
At a soireei So did /.
J suppose you left the ball room
With It's music and its light;
For they say loves flame is brightest
In tue darkness Of the night.
Well, you walked along together,
Overhead, the starlit sky;
Aud III bet-Old man. confess it
You were frightened. so was |.
So You strolled along the terrace.
Saw the summer moonlight pour
All It's radiance ON the waters
As they rippled on the shore
TIL at length you gathered courage.
when you saw that none We're nigh
Did YOU draw her close and tell her
That you loved herr So did ].
Wtll, needn't ask you further,
And I'm sure wish YOU joy:
Think I'll wander down and see you
when you're married-ph, my hOy
When the honey is over
And you're settled down, wen try
What The deuce You say Rci.Ctedf
You rejected So was l.
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Were II only u myth thin woNe
ON lost world = tlroglharc Hone.
Whirli could hui our longing Irayo
Win thc tNrAut D. ath To- cone.
sun " w'r" sweetest, best
on dreams dreamed under the suu.
Making mons lives To be hl,.i.
ny hlNNlus men hearts - ur one
There sorrow and glahn,ss meet,
Anu the crossing of wills H. there.
Ana me living that makes death sweet
-, ANA The ~ lug that makes n.rtlcu,.
Il"rr, AZ the foot ct tIu,s,
IN w" perfect typ" OF lls kind,
Man learns LIS gain IN n loss.
ANA his loss In u gain tu uul.
The II fc that Is freely spent,
=. And eager Itself 10 sl,r,
To bring To \ brother content
In love liz" this men 1--we
While the lite thar ts"if WunIl save.
setting self nll thugs above.
ples. ,re u r'Uchee The s"Hvr,
III the dismal duarih OF love.