Daily Republican., 1882-11-14
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Order Phila. goods, VarY's express.
Got your oOrteA roasted at 400 King street.
q. 3. Humphrey Il Bro, one prlce hatters.
Dr. DarmOn's office, 1874 Camac st., Phila.
For cut flowers and funeral designs 70 to
S43 Market st.
Chess can never be fast game; it takes
four knights to play II.
Buy from Mullin for good cigar and
large chunk OF tobacco.
1t is said that men with glass eyes can't
real eyes (realiEe, anything.
Fine Is X. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. K
Hanf's, Is East Fourth street.
81 should like very much to 500 you,"
wrote blind man to his sister.
fine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. 1907 Market street.
A full line OF Heaters, Stoves and Ranges
at SchOen's, 700 to 2l3 Shipley st.
Ir. Titus celebrated elastic shoulder brace
for ladies and gents at the 800 store.
In. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Why is a baby that couldn't hold Its head
up like next Monday Because Its neck's
weak.
Everybody EnowS that Holland makes the
best tiR-types In the city. No. 3O7 Market
street.
HeadquarterI for Chicago caramels, II,
Market street, second door below Second
street.
THAT point is not we'll takeD," az tie
country sohool-mastsr observed when he sat
down on pin.
Five youths lnstInctively felt their upper
lip when they cried, Down in 'front.'" at the
theater tho other night,
&C. o. D." as interpreted by many hus-
band, when dry goods bill is presenter,
means Course on delivery.
Bricks, CRATES and repairs constantly on
hand at Schoen's Heater, Range and Stove
House, G9 to 213 Shlpley at.
"Did you ever know OF a crack that was too
tight for spying old woman to peep
through, Toms" "Ye, John, the crack Of a
whip"
"Patrlck," :" said'an old gentleman to bis
servant, I'VE are all creatures Of fate " Well,
II 1t wasn't for fate, how the divil would we
Welk2"
Who arc the most wicked people in the
world, and why? Pen-makSrs - because
they mako people steel pens, and tell them
they do write.
Schoen's Heater, Range and Stove House,
2O9 to 2l3 Shipley street, and ask to see the
magic Range.
| Schoen's Heater, Range and Stove House,
209 to 2l3 Shlpley street Is connected with
the telephone exchange and all orders will
receive prompt attention.
A German being required to give o receipt
in full after much mental effort, produced
the following: II isht full, / wants no more
money. John SWakhammer."
The latest mania known to man is alpha
beticism. There Ia q deluded idiot, sWhO, II
he had his way, would live in A house with q
b hive, near the q, on the banks Of the d.
Go to II. II. MOore's stalls, " and IA Sec
ond street market, where you will find u good
quality Of new buckwheat flour, also print
and good tub butter, cheese, salt fish etc.,
etc.
When Portland woman chases her boy
with broom, he runs down on wharf and
Jumps into the water. When he comes out
his face is washed, and his mother does rot
know him.
We would call special attention to the
Magic Range, the Royal Range and the
Excelsior OoOk Stoves, for sale at Schoens
Heater, Range and Stove House. 200 90 2l3
Shipley St,
Geo. K. Baugh does the finest wood cary
ing TOR bulldinus and cars, also the finest
mouldlng5 OF all kinds for photographs and
all sorts Of pictures. Call and see. No. bO1
Shipley st.
Tho largest stock Of hats ana underwear
In the city Just received at Ross ll6 Market
street. Tbey guarantee best goods at low.
est prices, and return the money if goods are
not satisfactory.
Old Squire B was elected Judge q
the Inferior Court Of sOmo county IN GeOr
gia. When he went home his delighted life
exclaimed, "Now, my dear, you are iadge
what am / ?" "Ihe same darned fool you
alters was I' was the reply.
We had little Spitz pup once
We gave our tears and prayers,
But policeman nit him on the back of the
neck
And now he is closed for repairs.
Conc to merge with the spring sausage.
Two brothers down east were noted for the
earnestnesS with which they took part IN
public worship, Ono day the elder brother,
In descanting on the characteristics of each
said: Brother George can eXhOrt and sing
but he cant pray. can pray his shirt of +
That which is most palatable whom Oul
, tastes are not perverted, is generally the
most heaIthful. We have been SO long useC
to white bread that quite an effort is re
q1lred to induce us to use brown bread; II
tact we must be driven to 1t by failing heAltt
or by 3 high sense Of duty which comes from
q careful study OF the subject. There II
more in this than most people think. vii
liam ID. PIckels, 407 King Street, -four dealer
makes a speciality of the best articles II
this line. Uall and get circular.