Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-12-20

II shall die!'
"How l wish that 1 hadn't had half as much
pie,' :,
80 INC: her" "Come, hurry !" 80 what snail
do?"
"Bring something TO cure me-" 'Boo-hoo"
and BOO hoo"
Add mother, alarmed by the racket and noise
R,a in TO see what she could do for the boys
Per, Davis's Pain Killer she brought for re-
And soon made an end to their noise and their
gre,
Anl.t6en there was quiet AMI joy in the house,
And each of the lads was a 1t II "a III, use.
The remark was made that gentle
man (wl O was known u have a pretty
good appetite) had eaten awIy bis
senses. "Pooh !" replied another
"tbev would not be a mouthiul to him.
l.. ]. Shuler, Pottstown, Pa, says:
"Brown's Iron Bitters cured me Of diS-
pepsia which baffled the skill of en-
nent physicians"
"What did you ihink of my ira of
thought 2" asked lecturer Of a sup
Losed friend. 81 thought it licked
oniy one thing" repl ed the supposed
friend. "Ah !" responded the delight
ed lecturer, "what is that" A sleep
| ing car" was the answer.
The coming holidays will be more
generally observed than any for many
| wears, and we would remind cur rcaG-
ers that bottle of DR.. Bull's Cough
Syrup will prove most acceptable
holiday present.
A merchant whose time for the past
wear has been so much taken up that
lie has been unable to remain at home
except at meal-time, concluded to take
a vacation. A friend asked him where
be intended to 60, and he said be
thought he would 60 hcme and get &C,
quainted with his family.
Boils, pimples, and all blood diseases
are cured by "Dr. Lindsey's Blood
Searcher." Sold by all druggists
Never fails.
A very quick child made an observa-
ton to her governess the other day,
which had great deal of truth in it
"How is it, my DEAR" iDquiled the
lady, "that you do not understand this
simple thing ?" She answered, with a
perplexed look, 81 have SO many things
to learn that | have no time to under.
stand"
"Dr. Sellers Cough Syrup" will ca
sure you a good nights rest. The
best cough medicine in the market
| Price 25c.
The Moniteur Universal, of Paris,
clinches its fists and crooks its elbows
and blows about the ability of France
to knock America out of time 10 less
than four rounds IL says this country
has no navy OF any account, and that
France could soon ruin every Ameri-
can port. It's all right for that Mon;.
teur Universale to strut, but it may
discover that while America has a
one-horse navy it has two-horse
grit.
y *"Men are but sorry witnesses
in their own cause" The praise of
Kidney-Wort comes from the mouths
of those who have been made strong
and healthy by it. Listen: at is cur
ing everybody" writes druggist.
Kidney Wort is the most popular
medicine we SELL" 1t should be by
right, for no other medicine has such
specific action on the liver, bowels and
kidneys.
At the annual conference of the Anti
Tobacco Society, held at Manchester.
the following resolution was passed !:
''That as careful statistical investiga-
tion has shown that teetotallers who
smoke are five times more liable to fall
away than those who do not, this
meeting would earnestly appeal to Blue
Ribbon, Band of Hope, and all other
temperance organizations who pledge
their followers to discountenance the
causes and practices of intemrerance to
offer them an additional safeguard of a
pledge against tobacco"
Loss of hair and grayness, which
often mar the prettiest face, are prevcn-
ted by Parker's Hair Balsam.
Statistics show that in Belgium it's
100000 inhabitants annually con-
sumo about 6O,OOO,O 900 quarts of alcho-
holic liquors. There is an average of
one public bouse where liquors are sold
for every twelve adult male Belgians,
and in some parts of the country the
supply is nearly twice as great. If
all mnn and women in Belgium do not
drink it is surely not for lack of oppor-
tunity to buy intoxicating beverages.
The proprietors of EIys' Cream
Balm do not claim it to be cure all,
but sure remedy for Catarrh, Colds
in the head and Hay Fever Price SO
cents.
CATARRH For fifteen years | have
been greatly annoyed with this dis
gusting disease, which caused severe
pain in my head, continual dropping
in my throat and unpleasant breath
My sense of smell was much impaired.
By through use for six months of
Elys' Cream Balm have entirely
overcome these trouble J. b. CASE,
ST. Denis Hotel, Broadway and llth
St, N. Y.
My SOD tried Elys' Cream Balm for
cold in the head, after using it twice
be felt no more distress or trouble in
breathing. / recommend it above all
other Catarrh remedies. G.. G.. HAG-
ENBUcH, Druggist, Mahany City, Pa.
Fogg says his wife is the most tickle
minded person he ever saw The other
day she spoke of Miss Blank as
charming young lady and remarkably
handsome. "And," said Fogg. II told
her that was just what ] thought; that
Miss Blank was most delightful lady,
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