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Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
" Sit Down. Robert. D

Elder Traverse was ouce the most noted men in Eastern New York as camp-meeting leader. He had a power ful voice and was a fluent speaker, and in the prime of life could get away with any man who ever sought to disturb hi meetings. The elder was once holding a camp-meeting at Yonkers, and word reached him that notor. uus rough, known as "Chicago Bob," intended to be on hand Sunday for row. He made no reply and took no precaution, but when Bob appeared on the grounds, with cigar in his mouth, and slung- shot up lis sleeve, the elder didn't pale worth a cent. Bob had come out there to run things, antt he took forward seat. When the crowd began 10 sing, he began growing, and thus created con fusion:
 Robert, you had better sit down, !" observed the elder, as he came forward.
 'Chicago Bob sits down for no man p was the reply.
 Sit down, Robert" continued the elder, as he put his hand on the loafer's arm.
 Here goes to clean out the crowd P crowed Bob, as he pulled utf his coat.
 Next instant the elder hit him under the ear, and, as he fell over bench, he was followed up and hit again and again, and, while in a semi-unconscious state, he was carried of by his friends.
 Next day he was the first to come for ward for prayers. The elder put his hand on his head and said:
 Robert. are you iu earnest ?"
 s am.
 "Are you really seeking faith?"
 "You bet ami If faith helps a man to get in his work as quick as you did yesterday, am bound to have it, if 1 have to sell my hat I"
 He didn't get it very strong but he did no more growing while the meeting lasted Ltico Otsarcer.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
4 Csrtful of Kings.

An amusing incident is told by Ger man correspondent ss having occurred during an imperial hunt at Huberta- stock. The hounds had just been called of, and the guests were dispersing, when the Emperor William, feeling slightly unweil, proposed to ryturn to the castle on foot. The King Of Saxony and the Grand Duke of Mecklenbhrg accompa- nied him. But, when the august party were about half way to the caste, tic Emperor became fatigued, and a peas ant, driving g cart in the direction of Hubertustock, happening to pass by. they asked him to give them lift, which he willingly did. On the way, however, the good mans curiosity was excited by the appearance of his passengers, and he said, turning to one of them:
 "And who may you be 2"
 (" am the Grand Duke of Mecklen- burg"
 "Oa, indeedl'' returned the peasant, with wink. And who may you be P he inquired of the next. am the King of Saxony" Better and better P cried the carter. "And you ?" accosting the third mem- Der of the party.
 "I am the Emperor of Germany
 "Well, then," said the couutryman, in high hum,r, !" 1 shalt toll you who I am. ]. am the Shah of P rsia, and can hoax people as well as yop.2 But when he drove Gp to-the Caste of HuDertustock the honest fellow found that of all the potentates in the cart be was the only one whose elaimscould nos be made good.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Rust Preventive.

A new method of protecting the stt< face of iron from rust has been broug
 forward by MT. Watt'., of Lohdon. n new inoxidizing process, as 1t kss termed, consists n con bining siliea[< with the metal by the aid of he
 Cast or wrought-:ron objects are first coated, by painting or dipping. with a sflicate glaze, which quickly dries, and the al ticles are then passed through 9 furnace, or rather oven. In this way the silicate composition is said to he fused and absorbed into the metal, which upon cooling is found to have as sumed dull, black appearance. The coating is said to be so far homogeneous with the metal as to protect 1t from any change from long exposure to the at mosphere; and, at the same time, the silicate is not liable to disintpgrate CT separate from the iron. The articles treated in this manner nay be orna- mented by combining the silicate wasl, with any vitrifable colo-s. Thus smooth-polished colored surfaces may be produced upon iron, which, while possessing features distinct rum ordi- nary enameEing, yet present superior and more durable results than those ob- tainable by ordinary painting and var nishing. g.-Scie1lt ffc ADleTicaa.
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"Never mind, she's only jealous, he laughed. "NoN, tell me how soon you can leave here.
 'What for?" she asked, innocently.
 "Why, you haven't forgotten that we agreed to get married when we came back, have you, little coquette ?' and he put his arm around her waist, just as of old, and was not reproved. It was so very comfortable, she thought.
 "No; but you are engaged, are you not ?"
 "Yes, of course, am-to you"
 "Oh, but, Alic-"
 "Oh, but, Maggie"
 And then he stopped aud kissed her, and nothing more could be said, for the door opened and there stood the Colonel, and there stood Maria Patter- son.
 Of course there was no rejoicing on the part of Maria, but, notwithstanding Alic and Maggie were married within 2 month.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
A Doctors Liability.

It is related, as legend of the medi- cal fraternity, that the Emperor Angus tus was once so highly pleased at cure effected in himself by his doctor, An tonius Musa, that he raised that gentle man to the rank of Knight, and relieved the whole profession from the burden of taxation.
 Probably at no time before or since that event has the lot of the physician been such happy one. In the earlier days of Rome the practice of medicine was despised and confined to the hum- bier ranks of society and to slaves. Not until the influence of Grecian civiliza- tion made itself felt in the Roman cap ital did physicians gain honor or stand ing.
 In the middle ages the calling suffered a relapse, to speak medically. Surgery was in ill-repute, and Sprengel tells us that in Germany no artisan would em. ploy young man as an apprentice without certificate that he was born in marriage cf honest parents, and came of a family in which were found neither barriers, hathers TOT 's shinners," as sur g.se-s w1's called.
 Even at the present. day, although the meritorious. claims of the medical and surgical practitioner have been recog- nized and an honorable social status awarded him, his mind is not at rest. The advancement and refinement of ideas have begotten de per auxi-ties and feeling of responsibility. So iealously does the law guard the lives and persons of the people, that every time the phys ician writes prescription, or the sur geon makes an incialon, he takes his purse, his liberty, or perhaps bis life in his hand. The risk is not all On the part of the patient, despite popular impression that the only pocket book likely to be depleted or the only life lia- ble to be sacrificed, is that of the sick man.-O5ver E. Lyman, in Popular Science Monthly.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

"Ir isn't dying" said Mrs. Brown smith, that troubles me. I am not afraid of death but 1t makes me sad to tnink of leaving my friends. I often think what would become of you if were gone l" "Oh you needn't let me interfere" replied Brownsmith eagerly i; don't let mo stand in your wa ', dar- ling And the house took up the ques- tion of Resolved, That Brownsmith is a brute,' passed it through its three readings without dissenting voice, and adjourned prccipitstely for real good crv
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
FARMER WHITE.
BY EUGENE J. HALL.

You may envy the joys O the farmer, An fancy h frt e, easy fife; You may sit at bis bOunt fuI table,
 An praise his industrious wife. Elf you worked in the woods in the winter, Or fol cred the furrer all day, With a team O unru young oxen,
 An feet heavy loaded with clay, Elf you held the old piow-I'm thinkin' You'd sing in different way. You may talk O the goden-eyed daisies, An lilie that wear sech charm, But it gives Dae heap O hard labor To keep lem IT, m SD ] in my farm: You may pictur' the beautiful sunsets, An landscapes so full .o' repose, But never gtt time to look at 'em, Except when 1t rains or it SHOWS; You may sing O the song-birds O summer, I'll tend to the hawks and the crows. You may long fur the lot O the farmer, An dwell CD the pleasures O toil; But the good things we hev on our table Al hev to be dug rom the soi An our beuutlfui, brig yaer butter, Perhaps you may never hey learned, Makes heap O hard work fur the wimnin, II hez to be ch eriul chrrned; And the chesses, so pump in our pantry, All heV to be lifted an' turned When home from the hay-field in summer, With stars gieanin' over my head. When mix by the light O my lsntern, An wealiy crawl into bed, When think O the work O the morrow, An worry fur fear it might rain, Wien hear the loud peal O the thunder, An Eife, sbe begins to complain, Then feel ez f life was burden,
 With lette to hope fur gain. But the corn must be planted in springtiIne, I he wees must e kep' from the ground, The hay must be cut in the summer,
 Ihs wheat must be cradled an bound. Fur we never are out O emp oyment
 Except when V lie in ur bpd, Fur the wood must be hauled in the winter, An patiently piled in the shed, Whiie the gram mutt be took to the market, l he stock must be watered and led. You nay envy the ioys O the farmer
 Who works iike U slave fur his bread, Or, ehby, to pay of mortgage
 That hangs like oud OCT his head. Ycu may sit in the shade O the orchard, Nor think O lis wants or his needs, You may gaze at his meaders au' cornhelds, An long fur tie life that he leads; Buttleie g leetle O comfort or pleasure In fgntln' the bugs an the weeds. But the farmer depends upon only
 The things that he earns by his teil, An t 0 leete Ee gains is got honest,
 By turnin' and tilhn the soil. Wren his last crop is toted to market
 With conscience all spotless an clear, Hc may leave be farm house forever, To dwell in ho.ier sp ere; An the crown that he wears may be brighter Because O his simp'e fife here
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
I'hey Neyer Smiled.

A MassachIlset man went to call on some school chairen, and beg m 10 tell them funny stories and pleasant tales which made them laugh. Suddenly noticing their faces becoming sober hs turned and saw the teacher threatening them with gestures and fierce expres 1. sion of face. On asking her what ths matter was, she said in harsh and sol emn voice. '' They are never allowed to smile in my room" "Then I think your room ought to he mora agreeable than your company" he answered, and it Is to be h ped that he took measures by disnnissing her to make 1t so.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Gross Sunerstitions.

In my grandfather's family the old cook was accustomed to bake cakes in large rounds, which she cut into four with sharp knife, each quarter being put to bake by itself. She was most careful that during baking the pointed end of each of these quarters should not be broken, otherwise death might shortly be expected. Even the slipping of piece of soap from persons hands when washing has been construed to mean that the death of some relative is imminent, as, indeed, is also the persist ent burning of fire on one side only of
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

LECTURE on the rhlnoceros Profess sor-''I must beg you to give me your undivided attention. It is absolutely impossible that you can form true idea of this hideous animal, unless you keep vour eye fixed ca me.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, ROOMS and 4, Epitaph Building, Fremont street, Tombstone, A. T. Will practice in all the courts of the Territory, and attend to business before the Department at Washington, D. C. Special attention given to U. S. patent and pension husiuees
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Amer;ca's Future,

Of course some day the movement of people from the Old World to the New will cease; the popplstion2of..t the tsEos hsias5sp spheres SellI bseozne equal izas7, and made up of aif ianguagcs and tribes, with the imperial Saxon element pre- dominating, and capable of exerting a force which has not been witnessed or felt since the days of the Roman en- pire. Louis Republican.
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found them closed Re pulled the bell knob again.
 "Next doorl" shouted the parrot, in voice not unlike the young lady's.
 The young man looked up and down the street in a puzzled sort of way, as if il had suddenly dawned upon his mind that he had made a mistake in the house. Concluding that he had not, ,.e again rang the bell.
 :" Go to the housel' cried Poll from his perch in the upper window.
 What house?' excla med the young man, augrily.
 "The workhousel' shrieked the par rot. The young man concluded to leave for his boarding house. Foath's Ccra- paniO1a.
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hour; run along, my little dears, and he opened the door for them and shut it after them.
 "Oh, AhcI' she said, in fear and trembling.
 "Oh, Maggie p he answered, mim- lcking, "what did you mean by going away from Perlock, and not leaving any address ?"
 "I couldn't help it, and you never wrote."
 "No, I never write letters; don't know how to spell well enough. But I have been hunting for you all over the place, and never dreamed of finding you here. Now we'll unpack the box; had 1t opened before I came; so it's only fastened by lock-"
 "B But, Alic, they'll never forgive me. '"
 "Never mind: it doesn't matter, be- cause if you are good I'll take you away next week. Besides, they'll forgive me anything. I saved the Colonels life when he was in Hong Kong-at least so he says. There, now, what doyou think of these for fighting with? Got them at Java on purpose fer you, and he held up pair of heathenish-looking clubs and brandished them over her head, and then proceeded to pull out the rest of the contents of the box and to decorate the school-room with them. "There's Mir. Buddha, and there's-why, what s the matter, Maggie?''
 Nothing. only you will get me into into dreadful trouble-yoa will, indeed Miss Patterson came Ill th,s morning and scolded me for talking to you last night"
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Dr. Dillingham;,

Dn GILLNGHAM (LATE OF VIRGINIA cIrY) IS now associated, in the practice of Medicine and Surgery, with Dr. Gildersleeve. Office, Epitaph building, Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04


 corpse before the friends have come out to take their places in the carriages, Sheffield people say another death will happen before many days and if, at q funeral where the mouners walked, the procession went in scattered or strag- giing manner, this was thought in the West of Scotland to betoken the same misfortune. Even if the mourners walked quickly, the omen was bad. To walk under ladder betokens misfort- une, if not hanging, as it does in Hol- land. To meet funeral when going to or coming from marriage was consld- cred very unlucky in Lanarkshire; for if the funeral was that of woman, the newly-made wife would not live long !; and, if 1t was that of man, the fate of the bridegroom was sealed. If one heard a,tinSling in his ears, it was the "deid bells," and news of the death of friend or neighbor might soon be ex- pected. If knocks were heard at the door of patients room. and no person was found there when the door was opened, there was little chance of re- covery; and, if a man caught glimpse of a person he knew, and found, on looking out, that he WIS nowhere to be seen, this was, says Mr. Napler, sign of the approaching death of the person seen.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
An Imnertinent Mimic.

Young ladies who expect attentio1 from young men should not kesp toda well-educated parrot. A family i Nashville has parrot noted for its wonsz derful powers of imltating the human voice. The family also has daughter whose especial duty is the care of the
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
". A. Harwood.
T. J. Drum

NOTARY PUBLIC, CORNER FOURTH AND ERE mont streets, Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Dr. F. Heller,

SUReEoNAgD PHYSICIAN. OFFICE ON rrrr street, below Allen, Torabstono. A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

CIVIL ENGINEER AND DEPUTY U. &. MINERAL Surveyor, Tombstone, A. T. Office on Ere mont street, between Sixth and Seventh.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
J. w. Stump,

ATTORNEY AT LAW, 11s FOURTH STREET, TOM stone, Arizona
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Jas. G. Fl 1ward.

Late of I ol Angeles) ATTORNEY AT LAW. AT PRESENT AT THE oF- foe of J. w. Stump Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
ER. R. N. MATTHEWS,

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, TOMBSTONE, ARIxzo- Aa Office with W. Street, Fourth street, near Allen.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

WE never could quite understand why non est man h fhe noSlest work of the trest7,r
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
E. P. voisard,

ATTORNEY AT LAW. OFFICE N vIcKER's building, 431 Fremont street, Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
A o'MELvENEY.
s. N. AsHENFELTER,

ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLIFTON, A. T. PROMPT sstention given to any business entrusted to my care.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
CT. HENDERSON,,

PursiGAx AND SURGEON. OFFICE, 50 ERE mont street, Tombstone, Arizona.
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A. o. WALLACE,

JUSTICE oy THE PRAcR. FOURTH STREET, three doors below Fremont, Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
MILTON B. cLAPP,

NOTARY PUBLIC, CoNvEYANCER
 AND FIRE INSURANCE AGENTS. Ofioe at Stafford, Hudson & Co.'S Bank, Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Charles Ackley,

AssAYER AND NOTARY PUBLIC, ALLEN STREET Tombstone. A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
Thomas Wallace,
Rodman M. Price, Jr..

MINING BROKER, REAL ESTATE AGENT AND Conveyancer. Allen street, Tombstone.
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WELLS SPIcER,
]. 6. PARKE,

CIVIL ENoINEER AND U & MINERAL SURVEYOR Surveying done in all it's branches. Office, 52d Fremont street, Tombstone, Arizona
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

CIVIL ENGINEER AND U. s. DEPUTY MINERAL Surveyor. Office Voisard building, Allen street. To1nbstons, A. T.
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V. hMIIH' W. EAHL. Q. W. sPAULDiN
 Earl, Smith & Spauld;ng,

ATTORNEYS AND oouNsELoRs AT LAW. OFFICE in Dralxe's block on Pennington street, Tucson, Arizona Territory.
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John Roman,
Webb Street.

ATTORNEY AT LAW, TUCSON, ARIZONA.
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A. G. Lowery,

ATTORNEY AT LAW, FREMONT STREET. BETWEEN Fourth and Fifth, Tombstone, A. T. Will practice in all courts. Agent for mining prop erty. Conveyancing and collecting promptly attended to. References given.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04
J. V. vickers,

REAL EsTATE AGENT, AUcrIoSRER, CONVEY anoer and Mining Operator. Fremont street, near Fifth, Tombstone, A. T.
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6. E. eOooFELLow, N. D.
p. T. COLBY,
A. ]. FELTER,

JusFIcE OF THE PEACE, NOTARY FsBLIc AND Real Estate Agent. Office on Fremont street, between Fourth and Fifth, Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

Every one knoHs that E dreaz If ioaizi& seefh 1oeszls I1a6t sozzla e<<lalzsitg znsy he lookel l2zs.s kns 5f I 5
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PROFESSIONAL.
A. \. PARKER,

MINING ENGINEER AND U. 8. DEPUTY MINERAL Surveyor Office in San Francisco Jewelry Store, No. 4S0 Allen street, south side, between Fourth and Fifth stree Tombstone, A. T.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-04

c0iis1e eknl*il ilqzl. sa ss ss
 Nothing to you for the next half botsr or .sz 3on hafs 3sIsf t|1e1Iz on their Na r t9s N fscIuitl 1arI t|l5ae<< E ! slSenisI xst Y 2 met ieha. th xosI \ 19
The Dillon tribune., 1882-05-20
In the Whole History Of Medicine.

No preparation has ever performed such.
marvellous cures, or maintained SO wide Z
reputation, us AYERS CHERRY PEcroRAL,
which is recognized as the worlds remedy
for all diseases Of the throat and lungs. Il.
long continued series Of wonderful cures IN
all climates has made It universally known
a. safe and reliable agent to employ,
Against ordinary colds, which are the fore.
runners Of more serious disorders, It acta
speedily and surely, always relieving suf.
tering and often saving life. The protec.
ton it affords, by its timely use In throa,
and chest disorders, makes It an valuable
remedy to be kept always on hand in every
home. No person can afford to be withou,
it, and those who have once used il never
will. From their knowledge of its compost
ton and effects, physicians use the CHERRY
PEcToRAL extensively in their practice,
and clergyymen recommend it. 1t Is abso.
lutey certain in its remedial effects, and
will always cure where cures are possible
For SALE ny ALL DEALERS.
The Dillon tribune., 1882-05-20
A Horrible, Horrible Crime

Is perpetrated ON wives and daughters every
wash .dav nv allowing them to utilize all OF their
strength over the wash tul, and board. Is it to be
wondered at that frequently upon such d;,vs
met with sick wives. trowns and cross babies, and
have to put up with cold dinners. To hc sure not;
and why endure it longer when there is machine
called the Little JOKER" that viii wash any thing
from lace collar to three-p carpet for them, and
will wash clean. \ machine that runs easy, is sim
pie and durable; that will save time and strength;
that does the clothes; and that does not
tear off buttons machine that is in itself
der and curiosity, working entirely by atmospheric
pressure and suction: that does NOT leave white
clothes .-rimv and yellow. us frequently thu case
by the old method ot washing, but the contrary,
makes and leaves them white us the driven snow.
The "I.itt!c Joker has been examined by me.
chanical experts and practical laundrymen and the
conclusion has always been unanimously in its E,
vor. Washing be done by it within one fourth
of the time and with fourth Of the work requir
cd bv the old method, and it will paw every family
to have one. 1t will rob wash day of its sting and
dirt of its victory. trial will convince the most
skcptical.
Mr.. David a. Dingey has purchased the patent
right for this county, and will he pleased to show
the machine and its remarkable features to all de-
string it. Machines offered for sale by Mr..
Dinglev, or his agent MIR. Fred Bancher.
The Dillon tribune., 1882-05-20

San Antonio Express: Edwards keeps a
restaurant at Monroe's Camp, or Tunnel
No. I, near the Pecos. Adair is Bracket
saloon.keeper. Edwards has daughter,
who is also the bride Of Adair. The wed.
ding took place clandestinely Monday
evening last, the bride returning quietly to
her home after the ceremony. Thursday
Adair desired to claim his wife, but the old
man had heard of the wedding and was
waiting around tine premises with Win.
chester rifle, which rather complicated the
situation. During the day, however, the
bride eluded the vigilance Of the did gen.
tlemau and joined her husband, who
was waiting near by with buggy, and the
two started away; but the irate father-in-
law was close after them-so close that
one shot from the Winchester laid the
horse in his tracks, another imbedded a
bullet in the buggy, and two others whis-
tied uncomfortably close to the happy
couple, who started to run away on foot,
the groom firing a salute at the old man as
he retreated. The young lady was finally
captured and Edwards vamosed, and Adair
retreated with the corsoling thought and
to get even with the old man
through the medium Of a charge against
him Of assault with intent to kill.