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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12
Minnie Palmer's Stage Toilet


A lady reporter of the Chicago Herald
was permitted to take peep behind the
scenes at Chicago theater, and she dis
courses in the following lively manner
relative to the stage toilet of the spright-
ly Minnie:
''Do you know Minnie Palmer?" asked
a callow youth of Herald reporter, as
the latter was about to enter the stage
door Of the grand opera house.
ayes. What Of it?"
"Will you deliver message for me?'
"Perhaps.'
The youth produced copy Of ''Lu-
cille," with the passionate speeches of
the rival lovers underscorced, and pro-
ceeded
''I would like to have written letter
to Miss Palmer, but did not know ex-
actly what to say, so just took this book
and marked it. Will you give it to her
please, and call her attention to this?'
HThis'' was an explanatory finale writ
ten on the fly-leaf. The words were:
| 'Those, dear Miss Minnie Palmer, are
the unspoken sentiments of my exuber-
ant heart"
| The reporter was once young, and was
still sympathetic, and the promise was
given and fulfilled.
| Miss Palmer was in her dressing room,
preparing for her appearance as Tina in
''My Sweetheart.
sDear mel" she exclaimed, as she threw
the book across the room. ''For the last
| five days l have been bothered most to
death by lot of young idiots who want
me to solace their bleeding hearts and all
that sort of thing. Ihave had more than
fifty letters from them"
"What do you do with them?:' asked
the reporter.
ssBurn them," replied the little actress.
''That is all they are good FOREMOST of
them. One gushing young fool sent me
a SIS gold piece the other day, with the
monogram sc. G. s." engraved on one
side, and he begged me to~conslde him
stage. struck idiot. What fools men
are!''
The reporter admitted that some men
were fools
''But the worst nuisances are the High
School boys. They knock at my door in
the morning beforeI am awake and want
to know if L won't please write in their
albums. But am not upl' l shout, and
then they go away with the consollng as
surance that they will call again.
'tAnd do they call again?''
Sometimes. Generally, however, they
wait until evening, and then 90 and sit
in the alley, on the steps leading I'D to
the stage door. | can just fancy from
their appearance that hear their hearts
pattering against their ribs when [ step
out of the carriage, and can fancy those
same hearts dropping down into their
boots when Mr.. Rogers, my manager.
asks, What are you doing hereg''
Little Miss Palmer talks and acts rap
idly, and all this conversation took place
in the course of a very few seconds. She
had just come Off from the first act, and
bounded into the dirty little apartment.
remarked that it was ga perfectly jolly
house." clapped q pretty lady friend on
the shoulder with her left hand, started
for lemonade, "because my throat is
as dry as Gobi," flung herself in
to a triangular chair with a leg on
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12
1t was Boston girl who asked: "Wh,

It was Boston girl who asked: "Why
is it that two souls, mated in the impene-
trable mystery Of their nativity, float by
each other on the ocean currents of ex-
istence without being instinctively drawn
together, blended and beautifed in the
assimilated alemblc of eternal love?''
That is an easy one. 1t IS because butter
is IS cents pound, and good sealskin
sacque costs as high as $500. The neces-
saries of life must experience a fall in
price before two souls will readily blend
in the assimilated alembic, and so forth:
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

There was little mig
And his name was Uncle Ned,
Buthe died fore the Wilde N IN " as born
Let me kiss him for his mother.
What are the wild waves saying?
VIII the New Year come tonight.
None knew him but to love him
While footprints on the sands of time
All so sadly, sweetiy MARBLE.
The grass grows green above his grave
ITO be continued Thursday evening.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12
The TtnEhaAt Concert.

The last of the Tinkham Chamber Con-
cert series takes place tomorrow even
ing, March u, at Sherman hail. Follow
ing is the programme:
l. Overture to Rosamunde. ........ Schubert
String Quartette.
3. Song-Recitation and aria from
Acis and Galatea. .......... Handel
Dir. DeLacy.
8. Violin solo-Air ............ ....... Bach
Mr.. Tinkham with string accompaniment.
Co., "a. Forest Greeting, p.;,-
T. '''ns' b. Spring Flowers, ''e4n0'A'
Mrs. Lamprey, with violin obligato.
s. Andante and variations from quar-
tette in A Opus 49,. Beethoven
Mr.. Tinkham and Masters Jennison
G. Duet Live and Love Thee. p. =. .Campana
Mrs. Lamprey and Mr.. DeLacy.
e. Piano trio in Z fat-Opus .Adagio-
Siherzo-F Finale Beethoven
Miss Schwartzwelder,v violin and cello.
s. Burlesque for three violins. Herman
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12
CARPETS.

BigelOso, LOaUeU, Higgins, Hart
ford, C07apt07s's Body Brussels.
american, English, Tapestry
Brussels, IN No. I, g, 3 and
f Grades.
also 3.plies of all the Leading
manufacturers OF the United
States.
In 2-plies eUe shOsO Specitzlties of
taUesaty different ma0sauf ia ctasrers,
their choice patterns Sn EatrG
Ssspers ranging from So cents to
800 u yGrd.
We also haze Ingr0isss from Soc
to 75c q gard.
Fifty different Patterns Of Lin
OleXms and OIL Cloth, Cheap to
the Trade.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

Wheel about, turn about, do jess So
And every time he wheels about jump Jim
Crow
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

MANY persons consider themselves
friendly when they are only officious ;
they counsel not SO much that you may
become wise as that they may be known
as teachers of wisdom.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12
f'IvEi EN1S, 4 LINE
wGHrzp. !

Blacksmiths, boilermakers
w and engineers to look at that heavy mans
working shoe at Lambies. 70-72
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

E0 MEN for station work at Cable Wiscon-
w sin, % and 2Sc yard Moore, the En-
plOyment Agent, 1877 e. Third street. CO.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

He's happy as 4 big sunfower
He rides upon a lily,
Feeds CD dafadowndilly
Arc rakes IN the ducats-by jimminy.
ct - If - but - yes - certainly -
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

BANKRUPT STOCK of any class OF goods
ID wanted. Address lock box 1862, Fargo,
D. T. ~
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WANTED Immediately, at Headquarters
w hotel, Wahpeton, d. T., D. Fl. Smith,
proprietor, frst-class cook, male or female;
female preferred. (Correspond) 49*
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NTANTED-100 ladies to get dress cut
w free by the latest improved and SIM
plified Tailor system. Miss Fl. Lockwood, Is
(old) Exchange street. 67-19
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UTANTED-A strong, heavy pair of horses
w suitable for truck: no fancy priced team.
Address, Cash, Globe Office. 67x
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SITUATIONS WANTED.

WANTED Situation as porter or laborer
w in a wholesale house by young man
who is not afraid to work. For reference ap-
ply to W. A. Van Slyck s. Co., 40 Sibley street.
E. lie Matter. 7l-T
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sITUATiCEs OTFHR1D-Tsmalss.

A GENTS in every county in Northwest. l.
AP Van Norman, Manager, U. s. Life. 20*
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REAL ESTATE.

NOR SALE-Desirable lots on st. Anthony
Il Hill and Dayton's Bluff, cheap, and terms
easy Building lots in all parts of town, res
licences and farms Lynch & Hendricks, 1O4
E. Third street, Presley Block. TO-7l
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

A N intelligent boy can learn in one week to
n. make about $500 per week, at A. E..
Mellgren's engraving room. Apply at once.
6672
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WTANTED-A competent girl wants stu
w alton as nurse or second girl. NO l47
West 5th street. 69-!5
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MISCELLANEOUS.

CHIMNEY Gle ,NING-O Orders for chin.
" ney cleaning, if left with A. j. Hoban,
34S Rosabel street, will receive prompt and
careful attention. 7lI76
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WTANTED-Gir for general Homework,
w must be good cook, washer and ironer.
Apply immediately-good wages-35 East
Ninth street. 69-T5
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

UTANTED-A nurse girl for care OF chill
w dren. Apply to W. Henderson, corner
Roberts and Third street. GUN
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WJANTED-Fifty laboring men. Call
w Monday morning at American and
Scandinavian Employment Office, corner Min
nesota and Third streets, in basement. IL
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-12

|tANDY MAKER WANTED-E. F. Berris-
" ford, 374 Robert street. 6S-7l
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XXTANTED-Good Second girl. No. Ii
w East Seventh street, up stairs. TIL
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18

senile age, lave their brows in the
limpid waters that gushed from
every hill. The war-wh0op Of the
red man was not unfrequantly
heard to echo from the hill-tops and
the panther screams would have
chilled the blood in the veins of
those who now till the fertile hills
and valleys of "Parson's creek"
But nothing daunted the brave pio-
Deers. After theelapse of several
years, Gov. Blount, DIR. Dabney
and DIR. Rowlach settled in the
neighborhood. Since then prosper
ity has welded her scepter, and no
cries of panic have ever echoed
from the bluffs q" Parsons creek"
The farmers are all in high spirits.
Most of them are done burning
plant beds. Wheat is looking well
in this section, and nothing hap
pens to it, the harvest will he exu
berant. w. G. Pickering & Co.
have bought and will offer on the
GAINESVILLE board, some of the finest
tobacco they have ever handled.
j. Il. Atkins, prominent tobacco
grower of this vicinity and an ex-
perienced tobacco buyer, is putting
up a selection of tobacco. Jim is
good judge of tobacco and knows
what kind suits the GAINESVILLE
market.
We are glad to sly that Bro. Put
man has recovered from his recent
illness and is able to fiji his appoint
ments.
Miss Lula Atkins, a charming
young lady of this neIghberhOod,
has been visiting relatives near
Springfield and has just returned
home. Miss Lula is always missed
when absent, from her "hOme on
the bluff. LoNGFELLow.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
Victor Hug0'S Faith.

feel in myself the future life. /
am like forest which has been more
than once cut down. The new
shoots are stronger and livelier than
ever. | am rising, | know, toward
the sky. The sunshine is on my
head. The earth gives me its gen.
erOuS sap, but Heaven lights me
with the reflections of unknown
worlds. You say the soul is moth
ing but the resultant of the bodily
powers. Why, then, is my soul the
more luminous when my bodily
powers begin to fail? Winter is on
my head aud eternal spring is in
my heart. Then / breathe, at this
hour, the fragrance of the lilac, the
vIOlets and the roses as at twenty
years. The nearer | approach the
end the palmer 1 hear around me
the immortal symphonies of the
world which invites me. Ii is
marvellous yet simple. For half a
century | have been writing my
thoughts in prose, verse, history,
philosophy, drama, romance, tradi-
ton, satire, ode, song-1 have tried
all. But feel that | have not said
the thOuSandtn part OF what Is IN
me. When / go down to the grave
| can say, like so many Others, 81
have finished my days work." but
| cOnnot say, II have finished my
life" My days w''rk will begin
again the next morning. The tomb
is not a blind alley; it is thorough
fare. 1t closes in the twilight to
open with the dawn. / improve
every hour because | love this
world as my fatherland, because the
truth compellS me as it compelled
NOltaire, that human divinity. My
work is only a beginning. My
monument is hardly above its foun-
datIon. | would be glad to see il
mounting and mounting forever.
The thirst for the infinite proves
infinity.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
Where the Girls Fail.
Peck's Milwaukee Sun.

a long story in the Wheeling
Leader is headed "Iler First Love-
We have no time to read long sto-
ries, but if it was really and truly
her first love, it is safe to say he got
away. 1t takes a practiced hand to
know just where to reel in, play out
more line and play him. until he
can be landed and put in the basket.
1t can't be done by a girl with her
first love, because of the excitement
when she first feels there is one nib
bling, causing her to shut both eyes,
pull for dear life and throw him fif-
teen feet in the air, when the hook
drops out of his mouth, he falls
slap into the water and scuds I'M
der some old root. The desert of
life is strewn all over with the
bleaching bones of first loves who
have had their jaw torn off SO that
they could not masticate their
food.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
SUCCESS in Farming.

To be successful in farming one
must always be careful in selecting
his seeds, use good judgment in Sc
lecting animals, keep his farm well
cultivated and free from weeds,
keep fences in order, and take good
care of tools. He must also, as an
exchange says, be one who keeps
out of debt, and has Il contented
mind, sends his children to school,
and takes one or more good papers
devoted to farm and stock interests.
A farmer who never reads is like a
machine that is never oiled-it
wears. He wears himself out, ex-
hausts his land and dies poor. One
good suggestion found in paper or
book is worth to men more than
half a life of trials, when not made
intelligently. Don't be afraid to
read and acknowledge that you can
learn from Others. No. one knows
it all. Somebody knows something
you don't. Let your aim be to
acquire everything anyone can
tt ach you, and it will put money in
your purse, brains in your head and
influence in your presence.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
MN. PuacE11s Editor Union and Adver-

MN. .PURcELLs editor Union and Adver-
w. B. SiIUARr. fsurrogate Monroe county,
E EDWARD a. FR0sT, Clerk Monroe county,
X. v. FESNER. tDistrict Attorney MGnroe
DAsGEI. 7. HUNT, POSTMASTER. Hoches-
]. Nj. DAvY, tEx-Member Congress, Roch-
ester,l
JOHN 5, MoRGAN, Special Co. Judge Mon
HIRAsI sIBfEr, capitalist and Seeds
MANI
We. RowLEY, County Judge, Monroe
JOHN VAN v0oRHIs, Member Congress)
CHARLES &c. FITCH Editor Democrat and
Chronicle and Regent ofthe University
To the Editor ofhe Lieiag Church, Chi
cago, H..
Will you allow the following card,
personal to myself, to appear in your
widely circulated paper?
There was published in the Roches-
ter Democrat and Chronicle of the 3lst
of Dec. last, statement made by j. b.
Henion, Nj. d., narrating how he had
been cured of Bright's disease of the
kidneys, almost in its last stages, by
use of Warmers Safe Kidney and Liv-
er Cure. was referred to in that
statement, as having recommended
and urged DIR. Henion to try the rem
edy. which he did, and was cured.
Now the republishing of this state
ment in many of the leading journals
of the day has been the cause of an
incessant flow of letters to me making
many inquiries, but chiefly whether
the statement is true, or mere adver
Using dodge, etc, etc.
l beg, therefore to anticipate any
further inquiries and save time and
labor, and some postage, by saying that
the statement of DIR. Henion is true, so
far as it concerns myself, and | believe
it to be true in all other respects. He
is parishioner of mine and | visited
him in his Sickness. / urged him to
take the medicine and would do the
same again to any one who was
troubled with disease of the kidneys
and liver
ISRAEL FOOTE, ID. D.,
Rector of St. Paul's church.
Rochester, N. Y, Jan. Is, 1882.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
OrkiHgmen.

Before you begin your heavy
spring work after winter of relax
alton, your system needs cleansing
and strengthening to prevent an at
tack of Ague, Billiousness or Spring
Fever or some other sort of Spring
sickness that will unfit you for a
seasons work. You willsave time,
much sickness and great expense
if you will use one bottle of Hop
Bitters in your family this month t.
Don't wait-Bmlin0tOn Hdlckeye.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18

j. w. Adams, Newark, Ohio,
says: "CuticnFa Remedies are the
greatest medicines on earth. Had
the worst case of Salt Rheum in this
county. My mother had 1t twenty
years, and in fact died from it. /
believe Cuticura would have saved
her life. My arms, breast and head
were covered for three years, which
nothing relieved or cured until /
used the Cuticura Remedies.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
Tn IEhon q mnn Cnncern /.

10 WHOht a. mag COHceTn
In the Rochester, n. V, Democrat
and Chronicle of December 81, 1881,
there appeared a statement in the form
of card from DIR. ]. B. Henjon, of this
city, recounting his remarkably recov-
cry from Brights disease OF the kid
news, after several doctors of promi-
hence had given him up, by the use Of
a preparation manufactured in this
city and known as Warmers Safe Kid
ney and Liver Cure.
We are personally or by reputation
acquainted with DIR. Henion, and we
believe he would publish no statement
not literally true. We are also person
ally or by reputation well acquainted
with III. III. Warner & Co., proprietors
of this remedy, whose commercial and
personal standing in this community
is of the highest order, and we believe
that they would not publish any state
ments which were not literally and
strictly true in every particular.
c. R. PARSONS, Mayor, Rochester)
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
Didn't Want His Name in the
Paper.

Didn't Want His Name in the
Paper.
Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Not long since we happened to
meet a young man who had recent
ly been admitted to the bar, who
called our attention to the fact with,
"WelI, Pve got my shingle out"
"Glad to hear it. Wish you sue
cess,'' we remarked as we passed
on, dismissing the subject immedi-
ately from further consideration.
In the afternoon of the same day
the young man dropped in on us.
Look here" said he, sit occur
red to me that you might think 1
spoke to you of my admission to the
bar with the idea that you would
mention il in your paper"
'Oh, no." we assured him 1--WE
had no such thought"
"Well, | was afraid you might,
and L thought I'd Just run up and
tell you not to say anything about
it,"
We pledged ourself not to say
word.
81 think it very bid form TO be
eternally button-holing some news
paper man to get notice out of
him, don't you ?''
We told him we were sure of it.
although, l suppose, it don't do
Il man any harm To have his name
before the public occasionally"
Especially Il young professional
man." we suggested.
"Well, that's So" he admitted,
sit is pretty hard pulling at first for
young lawyer but still if he
studies hard. and the people hear a
good deal about him in one way
and another, most any young attOr-
ney of ordinary ability can work up
good practice. Don't you think
sop
We told him we wished we were
as sure of getting million dollars
as we were of that.
"A good deaI-In fact, l may say
everything, depends upon mans
keeping his name before the people
right along. Amt that sop he
added.
OF course we agreed to that.
''SOme little thing like this so
and so, the son of one of our best
known and most prominent citi-
zens, has developed into lawyer
of brilliant promise and is rapidly
acquiring a lucrative practice L
say that something like that once in
a while wouldn't do a fellow any
harm. Do you think it would?"
We told him we thought it would
be money i'm his pocket sure, and
there the conference ended.
True to our promise, we said
never n word about the newly
fledged counselor at law; and now
that young man don't speak to Us.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
THE NEW oHUaom DOCTRINE
BIZ WILL cARLEToN-

B1 WILL NAffLrApN-
There's come sig1ar doctrine, sue,
Into our church. to-day;
These eur 'iOus worttS are what the new
Young preacher had to say:
That literal everlastin' fire
Was mostly in our eye;
That sinneIs dead, If they desired,
Can get another try;
He doubted if a warmer CLINE
Than this world could be proved,
The little snip-I fear some time
He'll get his doubts removed.
I've watched my duty, straight and true
An tried to do il well;
Part of the time Kept heaven IN view,
An part steered clear o. hell;
And now half of this work is naught,
II must list to him.
And this ere devil have fought,
Was only Just a within
Vain are the dangers have braved,
The Sacrafice they cost;
For what fun is il to be saved,
II no one else is lost?
Just to think !-Suppose when once / view
The heaven L toiIed to win,
A lot OF unshaved sinners, too.
Comes walking gIandly I'M
An acts to home, same as TX they
Had read their titles clear,
An looks at me, as ii to say,
Were glad to see you here!
As If TO say, "While you have been
80 fast to toe the mark,
We waited till il rained and then
Got tickets for the ark :"
Yet there would be some in that crowd
I'd rather like to see;
Ny boy Jack-it must be allowed,
There was no worse than he
I've always felt somewhat to blame,
In several different ways.
That he lay down on thorns o. shame
To end his boyhood's days;
And I'd be willing TO endure,
II that the Lord thought best,
A minutes quite hot temperature
To clasp him TO my breast.
Old Captain Barnes was evils SON
With heterodoxy crammed;
/ used to think he'd be the one
II any one was damned;
Still, when 1 saw a lot o. poor
That he had clothed and led,
Cry desolately round his door
As soon as he was dead
There camea thought couldn't control
That in some neutral land,
I'd like TO meet that ScOrched-up soul
And shake it by the hand.
Poor jennie Willis, with cry
OF hopeless, sad distress,
sank sudden down, one night, 10 die,
All in her ballroom dress;
She had precious little while
To pack up an away;
She even left her sweet, good smile
Twas on the face next day;
Her soul went of unclothed by even
One stitch of saying grace;
How could she nope 20 90 10 heaven
And start from such place?
But once, when was sick an weak,
She came and begged TO stay;
She kissed my faded, wrin killed. check
She soothed my pain away;
She brought me sweet bouquets OF MOWERS,
As fresh as her young heart
Through many long and tedious hours
She played Christian part;
An ere long Will stand aroun'
The sininf saints among,
III try take some water down
To cool poor Jennie's tongue.
But tears can never quench my creed,
Nor smooth Gods righteous frown,
Though all the preachers learn to read
Their bibles upside down.
i hold mine right side up with care,
To shield my eyes from sin,
An coax the Lord with daily prayer,
To cali poor wanderers in;
But If the sinners won't draw nigh,
An take salvation plain
III have to stand and see 'em try
To dodge hell if they can.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18
u.k.r.s Camp-Croumd Items.

EDITOR CHRONICLE: - Bakers
camp ground vicinage was one
among the first permanent settle
ments made in Montgomery coun-
~. When Maj. Baker, Parson
Gossett and Squire Bunting ex-
nIored Tennessee in search of a
frontier home, after close scrutiny of
ALI the spacious forests of Tennessee,
thew selected the green hills of Par
SONS creek, that they might in
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-03-18

Tt is useless to deny that the
brishteSt and fairest fall easy vie
TINS to consumption. and equally
fruitless to ignore the fact that de-
cline has its origin in many cases in
neglected catarrh. Sanford's Rad
zeal Cure is a bure, sweet, balsamic
specific.