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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18
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rein une anseutbm ses
ma6t.
teberfr6nfets Bats
eutets etuberuns une
Grtrtiauusb erette!
oAr6 8aSer nit, BEN
Bafer suse1ebtsm Pro-
phylactic Fluid.
@einer ustber 9eint
eurd ieiueu @etrau4
fAer az erSteien.
unretne 3utt uni6abs
ltd Semaht uns serets
uist bnr4 Sprenaeu
NIT Darby's Fluid.
Sar Rsiateung oeS
athens unb 3um
! Pabsn Der SS5ne
tf eies Wtttel uun6trs
trefHia.
q 6aapfens slInbert
unb sebeilt.
Rnfe ntbeiIt
Nranotpunoen aussas
blidlih eelinssrt.
Narbea perbtufert.
IS entfernt aue uuauses
nehmeR @erl&e.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18
Germania= oaas III bsrmietben.

Der bier In Der gdiuarass, ! tf4tn 8. uns 4. etrass
Saftsf, tefannt unt.r lem Hdmtn 8ermaui9 SauS,
ftttI ~ ssrnttt9tn. Das 5aus bat 20 3inmtr, SDdHtr
pom fdetiftea BdHtruerf, etpds Stsauus, Gifernt, 5pl,.
i4uppsn u. T. 10. Dds 5aus n in bsfsra 3uaanst, frif&
tastitrt uns dnstariasu. ISn Serbtnsuns nit etn 0ahtsft
ID en- Salseu. Der Rrduflittsit Ieiner 6rdu pssen, 10
Der ltset ,Snhasr stnans.n sas @e4dtt auius.bsH. Der
I'd hes tefen 3uiprutts uus tann sltia be3ssen psrsen.
Rad Duni1 uo leseretuipmmsH ilnu eds Nssilta tduf.
a. j. 3. 3useubsb bier. @ermauia.5aas. Dubuque, Sa.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18

Onfel: Run, Grib3sn, bait gu aud
iaOn ben 9robsn ~glsp5antsn ssisbsn. Der
10 Ssi4idt 1T, baB sr iosar cine Bsin-
hai9s islbit snttornt uno oann austrintt 2
Grib ga Ontsl, penn sr tpeit.r ni9ts
Tam - bas Tam msin papa aud!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18
SersroteS erH0rer bon Observation-Disclosures:
Oarb1'S
Yropbblacttc Stub

SIAttetn6tbeu
|: p~erbtncert.
0ef6 b sersinist
une sehetlt.
&rebSarttse BtDmns
gen serbiubert uuS ht
fttttst.
@ubr turtrt.
@uuoett iSneu setetIt.
9eorbut tn burger Srif
btitttiSt.
8su9h SautaaSs
-t9ldae aussetrednst.
&S TT 6oufdnstaut,s
f6doIi6.
@esen raubett Gals III
90 etrl uufsbHares Seilz
mtttel.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18

Cholera rprsebeust.
S6tHSHeber rerbtnnert
BET Goeesfduen Ioate Is
TN Sduie In Der Rahe
bes eet&nam5 onses
paubt rsreeu, um nns
ansenebme @erl9e gu
beIetttseu.
GS 1T etn 8eeenmitteI
8e1eu dnimaliiSe ipte
reseta6tIiihe Gtfte,
Glide &c.
Gefibrli4e Wustarifurs
gen pen Rranteh5ims
tleru nnb Soipitdlerri
tpereeE hurdb ieiusu Sc
brau4 uni&aSIih ses
se dia; sitber aasss.
! rrttst. a.
lbat fas srrse
Reimismssmittel,
irt scu
In & Co.,
uuo aaeiuiae Better.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18
1ernbiaung.

goplan : sic BADEN idon pisbsr Den
Yssaius bsiisssn. Ssrr S4uqsbrer |! g.
ei! 8sbsn sic nur @dt, bob Ct sic niat
sinmal abpirit.
S9ulsbrer: Sa bin i'd i1er, Ssrr
guplan, msin Yesaius wirft ni1t ab!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-04-18
Gunperiatinn in Der Ollie.

5atan: @ie ssidnrs Dir Bel uns, GO
Ter b. 8nidsr2
8eijbals Rann mid INNER nur arssrn
bdB ibr oummsn Ssufsl 10 bsribusnosr.
lid ieib?
Satan ME oas2
8siJbals Gin pisrtel Der Ssi,un9 more
9enus, Srsi Siertsl f6nnttt ibr erlparsn.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-07-29
WHAT NoAa's WIFE SAID.

"Draw near thine ear, pray thee"
said Noah, As he sat smoking his good
clay pipe by the fire, after having fell
the animals their evening meal and
shaken up their bedding. "Wha, would
my lord" replied Mrs. N, drawing
near her ear as commanded. Noah
smoked in silence for the space Of
minute or two and then opened his
mouth, and spoke as follows al per-
ceivc, by the indications, mother, that
the storm which was central over the
Euphrates will move westerly to the
Nile valley on the morrow, with areas
Of low barometer and northeasterly
winds and showery weather on the Ara
bian coast. have been moved, there
fore, to jettison a part Of our cargo,
fearing our supplies will give out ere the
floods shall subside. What animal,
thinkest thou, can best be spared lovea"
Mrs. N. looked out at the window, lis
tened a moment to the pattering drops
upon the the roof, and replied sweetly,
'sThe rain, dear" And at the sound
Of her voice Noah wept like child, and
the animals walled in unison, and there
was misery unspeakable where all had
been so calm and tranquil.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-07-29

GROWING OLD.

AZ six we'll remember when
I faneied all folks old at ten.
But. when Id turned my Grst decade,
Fifteen appeared more truly staid.
But when the fifteenth round I'd run,
thoughiInone old ill twtn,y.one.
Then. oddly. when ia reached that age,
held that thirty made folks sage.
But when my thiFticth year was told.
said: AT tWo-score men grow old :"
Yet twoscore came and found me thrifty.
And 90 ! drew the line at f.ty.
But when I reached that age. I sworc
None could be old until three. score.
And here I am at sixty now,
A. youn. as when at six, trow
'Tis true my hair is somewhat gray,
And that used n cane today
'Tis true, these rogucs about my Knee
Say Grandpa !" when they speak to me
But. bless your soul, I'm young as when
thought all people old at ten
Perhaps n little wiser grown
Perhaps soge old illusions flown;
Hat wond'ring ,,iii, whils ysass have rolled,
When is " that q man grows oidY
TaHdyks BrorH.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-07-29
By Uuiyer.al Accord,

AYER's cArHARric Puts are the best of all pnr-
gatives for family They are the prodaet of
long, labOrious. and successful chemical investi-
cation. and their extensive use. by physicians in
their practice. and by all civilized nations, proves
them the best and most ehectual purgative PHI
that medical science can devise. Being purely
vegetable no harm can arise from their use, and
being sugar coated they are pleasant 20 take. In
intrinsic value and curative powers other Pills
can be compared with them and every person.
knowing their virtues. will employ them, when
needed. They keep the system In perfect order.
aud maintain In healthy action the whole maehin-
cry of life Mid. searching aud eaectaal they are
especially adapted to the needs Of the digestive
apparatus. arrangements Of which they prevent
and cure, " timely taken. They are the best and
safest physic 10 employ for children and weaken
ei contributions, where mild but ehectnAi cathar-
tie Il required. For sale by all druggists.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-07-29

lieve that never met Helen but she
blushed at the memory which stole over
her.
Three months after our first meeting,
she kissed me again and called me
"Dear Richard" And this time she
was well aware that she was not address
ing her brother.
Is il fortunate or an unfortunate
thing to have counterpart When I
think of the clearinghouse keeper,
say, "No )" but when look at Helen
and recall the circumstances Of our in
PRODUCTION, I am accustomed to answer.
eyes"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-07-29
tons :. sIrriSss.
IOHN n. CUTTINGS a 90.
BANKERS.
BALTIMORE. MD.

no- Money received on deposit ,ubisc, to sigh,
arza..
Members Of Baltimore Stock Exchange. Buy
or ssll stocks aud Bonds In this a. well az New
York, Philadeiphia aud Boston Markets.
Cheeks on New York. Boston, PhilAdelphiA aud
Eatsrn and Western points collected free of charge
to depositoE.. balances remitted on favorable
terms.
es- Will be glad 10 furnish information In 70.
gard To Railroad, state, Municipal and other Sc
curiiies. March i.'s2y.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-07-29

EXTENSIVE STOCK
Fius Diamond. Pearl. Coral.
Amsihysi and Game ssts
Etfusran aai knamcl Ssis.
opera. Leontns and Nest
Chains. Necklaces, Locksts.
Pendants. Ac
Enghsh and American Gold and Silver wsishs,
Pine silver Ware my own manufacture
Treble Silver Plated Ware.
Table Gallery. Pine Bruures. Ac.
Al description = HAIR JEwELRN made. md
REPAiRIN0 done in the neais,t manner A
call is respectfaiiy solicited. April s.'s3,.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

I. -~Ms Edwin Booth said receutly that
~ supponed hij l0ll&s were Affected, hsvs :.
! lsa|p per1la Ell rough. ui,til hs sew u.
ss,s ~ :y"pso% 'ss !,s;s ,ss% 'stas'sa.s q
ne above " item, which ~. been going y, !.
sS~e' ~ ~ P'ess oAfho sI'esr. rA:u' ~
fspce other 'hap TO the personal trlepde o.
M Booth, except that Il brines u lirht I
truth Il he greatest jmpo,tancs Is 'she
worid Fev neonls ~. thr~,..a m. : .tho,,1
H. raiiction q cough Ugh = sea. point il sSs''
eaSsln ID most cases thu 4 considered the
ton s,,d ,s1.sns M = .ss 49, . ssss ,sss J.
ths revelation a. / hsys sousht 81 j cssns !
q ~ ~ ns e sough e p ssss W.
test Nioss thsp half ~. conshs Wsiifl ~
snllet'ns she xorld today do not have thsls
W1gAn ~ the lunge but are TIE re9ul. q no =
:s''eas troasles &. y Other o,gs,e q ths sody
~ srs slp.it vhcIiy m.sueyessto9d, I 4,ts-
ss..u .'o an. oSsrsa ss',,s g sas y soe se ~
~. .".,n ss laSras y c9nt9esssk - Iu.ss; ~
iSs disssss1 SSdsss sosssias "a NJ ssss sSsa lss
bss,it . ) n.ls,.lse % sap. .'6se h.s sash
~ ents tissnfs " ne mugs e.n Loax r9elssn in
y na,ny onun1on wnen tney seS WY
eecpslsh.y ! S8atSss& ~ e'asnmln$ ss.{
sn'sl ' vas S ie red a i sssS !. Ger IN 70 ssfs
Iase u1,ess sometniog ,..,s y done g cheek tne
aass; lh,s .auss % plsln - every tnou3ss.
~ onv =, 4 w,,ich M I S Ssr sopsSss ~ ~
= noxcd 4 u restor.nr thc liver NJ 1eaith.
c' ~ :. - .s,,s.ss. *. M. ~
rosfsn 80 osses knosn. .hich' m 'hest s.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

TN votsAIc Bar Co, Narshsil Neh-, Wiu
and Dr. Dyes Celsbrsted Electro W voltaic
selts and Electric Appliesees n lFisl foe
thirty days to men (young or oid) who are At
e!etse yitsn,syess daoilily, ~ sisslity enc y.
1nnpl61e osoosaGlDn = hnHlttl and msnly viebs.
Addreoo - ebove. N h--No risk u incurred,
g tkil15 ln1'e lFhl \ olloWed. 1tiSni N
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

1 less invx<led' nv Z ssfra,,oa ahsur.l;tvI 4,
connec,;on ,sSa VIII ~ !" ,sa ' ;Jes shbs. shs9 y
s1s;'a s1ss, a Y wy w ,uva WV ccrtsln
i nrencr,;es n % .lso ". : ssrsa~a :,
M sws.s on,n,ars ~ - .,;nsr., .sv " ssa;ag ago as
amonr i'm ad.ccn,os - M s's{
water n,sdq NJ ,s ,',asa',a. - sn's ,.putc
dreaded mineral ,o;sons Nas, .,ss snv
that 'ncrals ara % .nv NOR. o~, 'sc;saa..s "9ns
than than ygsgs'ssls:' II 2: even !. %Yi =.
|Ss3kh u M H15l;k{Y ExIX m ~
I~$sLxf- ohie1t;oS7s~ {,;ssGSI nv ns
&ioi11 1sonSx ~
that tbcr ~ 6rr rsm.;r 4. 81. s'...'.' s~c'
iike ! nsedIn foSr e~s~,,'i. = W. - e'''A''
Now. what ! i mineral wa,ers It !.
mfssss1 ssssSs. E 4 ~ss,s ~ ~ =. sjSS s;.,.s j.e
"a F|391Sss F|39Ss Z S%r7bv SsgHs 0{PS NJ oedad|2 \.
the human svsien,' ccnersily 40 4
LdinsriIv n thn hest e -sssy E-J
- Yi7sss ncsn,Isr s,S}k$3&xxn.S r.
c,r,.,oss, s. --ss.r r.'S yS .s, .
~ {-.,3,,.sifess'l%4$Eern'1a y
- ,rh;.a ~ .,..s ~ s' ; none
800 Ia. ''e'uou " - pr
-
Hl .ieo = acSieN ~ y
81 Pa4nt %o& ~ iNloN that
shss. ~ w"v ,.ssss. 49, c.; .no poseu virtue. q
snese vs'em specially need just this;
.r Insne.1'. ING same y tue OF AL OF the
o'ner elsmepss, 4 would oe unusual to
anu : scos0 on persons All demanding
precisely the same medication, and yet
tney Al u must take the same mincrA
drugs They not only take articIes nnf
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

IN anything VIII give eost the hsadache
~ teeeh ei9 NJ H psl.d dlple * aserUuomy.
hbAccub1t yitA cast-iroa dogt, .sae
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

a yoUxo LADY Of this city ealls an adm!rse
pgsade her Jan-beea Anivy zfesFsw.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

eFRANoR that, q Grpco- Roman wreeting
match shouid draw ! house fun of psople Il
Z only : try-dinE adAif a bsit-go'fss
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

,..s::s; s:ss.;s g '' &. ' S.! fi q sss:s.s sss: :
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

~ uccks uuus Opouk yuU e1o4n0tf IN
the direction Of Berts room.. put him
through. whence he proceeded peSce
fully on his way. ~ utterly uncon scibts
OF tho weighty message he bore al :
United Statsa1ni1<Dag. In due time be
returned with the following;
.DKER Tox
We shall be rocked like rob rs IN Gre soland
1--we on dessrt island and eat gotta broth
likaldssaJl:lalltalelSia''ss :; !;
writing the capital where It tbelongt.
Tom waited that night ill he kndt
anybody was in bed. Joe was alwRyt
the l9st one to 81 e bed; Tom hear
was next to the unfinished room. lie
heard him take oil his boots aud toss
them into the corners. Then he sang
a verse Of 'sAw wet sheet and = flowing
'aDO0 r5oe NUl5Dl ahtz nilau And at
ways sang when he was undressing
Then the bed crcaked. there was q ST.
lcnce Of q few moments. a gentle snor0
was heard. which soon increased might
liz in volume xdi sxhAIly settled ini$ .
regular cadence. which indicated that
Joe was of ior the night
Tons hour had come. He crept
d atisse eeahAH Is lgseq = Sau R;sa|nSj R|'sa 4
very caut ously; but somehow II II.
from his grasp and dropped upon Tho
floor with an awful bang. For q mo.
psoooa TIE enoringliesansd aid Tons
heart was In his mouth. But an Did
sailor. who had slept through many a
roaring storm. was not 10 be awakchc1
benns oris6ok Hfhuiss d 1hAk1n ~ bv a
falling scutalhyV4 YhesIthnbin1 ~ ian
again, and Tom stepped out upon the
roof. He could climb like cat and every
lsslI.f 3 Y sa On III i s,iy farm s,sns Sss
ol1 jum1rd 3pwn 9P4a the
sss sSss iso ~ 'ss, .Ss Qs1ens. Ever sr
He put on his shoes (hc gencriIh
went barefoot in warm weath&
but he felt that this was an oceai3
which deman led shoes. like Sunday, or
town mcetingl end went round to bhe
east porch R1d3|his}led. Bert, who Vas
on the watch and had already fasicked
the bed cord TO the post, opened the VIM
dow. swung down to the roof Of the
porch. and reached the ground ftom
|lillll n |ll ::::l|Rlll!|! n I! ::!;:; |!::!: !
Tom father rigidly carried out hisin
tentions Of punishment. and the boys
had been kept on bread and milk
through the d ", god enough fare for
Ans body, but @qpsideTc rnahcr deficient
by boys accustomed TO unlimited ss}1-
plies Of Mamma Jones delectablc mud
dings. pies and doughnuts.
Tom at once opened bis plan TO Bert.
He propose that they should q ay tho
,ext day ip Captain IPRpH'z Rsns hid
'mugglc themselves on board fhe
'cl'ooner. In the meantime they MUST
nave something to eat. and, without ANY
'cruplcs, they rifed the contents of lars |
md paikl eaki6ez lia6y thick slices Of |
,ink cofned beef and Z couulc Of plea
These were packed into one Of Man, |
ny's tin pals. and. thus prov ded Tor, |
,ur two heroes started ont on their tfavs
elighlfyt Gnt1u1pations Of I
be wonderful and surprising thinRp in |
tore for them as ever Columbus I'D. |
{ was about three miles to North Whkrf: !
.ut refreshed BY the enforced rest Of |
= a'IsEF|I siFI z's "a iessil1gz5' XVII
,ss' sss'.:1|lla@ @G4t IN y; :s..s. : -: 3:
'ast. il was well flied with hav from
- noor 70 the topmoat NOW. Tho |
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

Ap.Ip oc ,pw
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ss.sss ssssss 3 g.s;s ss5s. as g i. Ts rs, cattle
y swaa 9xafsss;- ~ bat shJ5ssTll wjssss law
ins ssfiedeL ihen n1Ipnar. slood inIihc
~ ss! NJ. "A s% ne SrsS' . chi sahs3ng
with ! regular pendulum like swat 81
fhofr - Ars. frorn " - be{f
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S|s@s'sr: ss5 I'm a a r..sr s rof u
III 6Im1 - kpokiAJ N8vs9 tei-
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

Louis Globe ... ...;.s s...... q
.E995 dre ! valuable food, n6t ~
Qeioufly appreojaxod sby1 ~ alarhl15ii|
|. Z 0i.ESl m n 80 o0O "a III + IN
| toleontinue his inyestie1fions int6 the
mature. cause and prerentjon. .of .eonta
fxiou6 disepS5s = 81 q 4flimals:
--Hsrd 1a1i5t:rr6fs NJ, n6n5asiff n
aoda. foer csifons 81 rntef, s.,f. mi -,
gof6cr ecj ~ + ],,,,,e Is ~! ]3fnn ,',snt
|,Iet 4 ! seffIe sr3 nds5{ 69l s@d s. 1hri|
Dound 81 bornx, -; u,3anfin''e y or1rud;
| fben pour ma dr;nn,na fins: lef o,oj
khd TIT 'ihfos I Bn} 4. r1 3an 15s1frcc
6xrsu; a. IL IT, 'sil I'D 4
1r-.r = c4...4..A.... ~tn-s.4 =
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81 Li!S.lt5l q sst d 90 fassis 3!
a,ec,.,;.. : j - ..a..e.s.;<,, s 4, ~.
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r3sf s.tss y ~ iiIss IN ~ = os'aS' NJ 35fis r.
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nys tee rek:e g ef.z - .9.l
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s;Sst 10y /. 4. s. 81 : 2 /, +.
- l. T. d q F. h <z@ a.
~ DSns t5r h,If ~ ( ~ -
prefers To do 50, she, can use port Iye
s.5 --~fris. 49, - - ~ -
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

i. y 4. s .!,,:ssc ssia The si1 :: es Ps,ssd
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06


-. - -
Bert hsf heaN ldarful' storipq n tho
pcRS g g 4n py he1q nn men;
~ ss1 "a ssIs So zsPs |sf' 's}s / 1sss q
/ HelkiuG .! azy and s!sx.4 ne tefn:
,3 cu.,1e' nnat y sn'e esn9s - -
sn9q'o carry tnem oni Ao9ehoy =
- - 5ee soen g eeslraele
:: = iss .:'' '.'i'ss u .ss:' ss':s s :
d. Ana !o)e! a fel2 e|befdz e hn4
he~rd rnm !up uelur q shS se<1s
about crazy man who he'd escape4
from 10 DenveEs hqnatio Asyium ana
we9Randnr@g ahn4 - Country. Ter.
nlying tho women and q ldren. Coqlq
lt Pc possible Thought Iom, thai has
very man - = re barn With tdenAY'
E - psfsaPs 9 so.as arssaa.' 's s psss. naa q
! Y:2e Is IbsrR ~: q : tkger. g
4 1geen9E9nd& 4sfns ~ 1mboasi-
nae my neq' >aeaEQ oi su14 t~ingq.
g wes- only Win tne greatest eaort that
sne swo it169tenea iltile fellows kepe
L. ~l 4 y L. - oaEE,9nt I, 1ss
10 their great relief' there we're AZ
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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1882-10-06

P1l9 h elln| 1I|ll y Md s65 6bmHpsi-
ton Of the above short note tooR SO
much time it was nearly sunset WHOM 1t
was finished. Having folded II. he
fastened it with = string around Tow
skr neck. and, openiae tb8 At4h6le in
the direction Of Bert's ro0m.. put him
through. whence he proceeded peSce-
fully on Ills way. as utterly unconscion2.
Of tho weighty message he bore al &
United StatBN1ni1<Dag. In due time be
returned with the following:
.DRER T0N
Ihaye always wanted to 70 to see hope
we shall be rocked like rob 'ns IN Gre soand
live on desert island and ear gotta broth
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-03-30
ANECDOTE OF JUDGE STORY.

The following anecdote about the
famous iurist Story is in private circu-
lation, but is good enough for the public
eye. It was prepared for Storys biog-
raphy by his son, but Charles Summer,
who edited the work, struck it out The
narrative runs like this: In his younger
days Story lived in the aristocratic old
town of Salem, in Massachusetts. His
great ability was not then tempered by
as much wisdom as he afterward display
ed, and be was looked upon with dis
favor by some of the old families. One
day Mrs. A. called upon Mrs. B., and in
the course of their conyersation-there
being seamstress present-Mrs. A.
asked Mrs. B., if her daughter was going
to the party that evening. NO." was
the short reply;'I don't propose to let
my daughter go to any place which is
frequented by that Insignificant young
puppy Story" Years afterward, when
Story was judge on the Supreme Bench,
he visited Salem, and was warmly well
coined by those who had knew him for.
merly. Among his best friends appar-
emily was Mrs. B., and he accepted her
pressing invitation to dinner. Now, in
the years which had elapsed, the seam
stress had become possessed of home
of her own, to which was attached a
pear-tree, which was just then loaded
with fine fruit. After the invitation to
dinner had been accepted the seamstress
received call from Mrs. BIS servant,
asking her to send up basket of her
excellent pears for dinner, as "Mr. Jus
tice Story, of the Supreme Court of the
United States, was to be present." The
good-natured seamstress sent the pears
at once, and with them this message,
''Tell your mistress that am glad that
the insignificant young puppy Story has
grown to be so fine dog "-Harper's
Md0dzine for ADriE.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-03-30
SOUTHERN HUMOR.

Every people is known by it's jokes.
Men are least restrained in their mirth,
and give therein the largest play to their
likes and dislikes. The humor of Harry
Fielding, Thackeray tells us, is wonder
fully wise and detective; it flashes upon
rogue and lightens upon rascal like a
policeman's lanthorn. The same may be
said of the humor of Rabelais, though
the objects of its ridicule are not always
cheats and scamps. The difference be-
tween opera boufe and Anglo Saxon
farce represents the difference between
the life of the French and the
life of the English. With Americans it
is not the snob and the husband who are
satirized; our domestic jocosity embraces
chiefly the small boy, the widow, and the
mother-in-law, reserving for its most
palpable hits the bully, the visionary
speculator, the gamester, and the COM
mercial agent. Thus American humor
may be divided into two clases-that
which relates to fighting and that which
relates to money. In the South this
general classification grows still narrower
gaining, however, in whimsicality and
local color what it lacks in breadth.
There can be no mistaking the origin
of the old story of the traveller who asked
a Mississippian whether it was worth his
while to carry a pistol, and was told:
swell, stranger, you mout move around
here more'n year an never need pis-
tol, but eff you should happen to need
one, you'd need it powerful. Equally
characteristic is the record of we'll
known Tennessee case. The principal
witness for the commonwealth testified
that he was sent to get fresh pack Of
cards, that he got them. and, returning,
sat down in the grass. Here he baked
in his testimony, and would go no further.
At last, after cross-questioning and
coaxing had been exhausted, the Judge
threatened him with fine and imprison-
ment, whereupon he said: "Please your
honor, if must tell why I drapped in
the jimson weeds, suppose / must. 1t
was just, your honor, to look ouer the
kerds, and mark the boWers." The
following incidents no less reflects the
local color of the ante-bellum days: Two
Kentuckians went to settle their bill at
hotel in Boston. There being dispute
about the amount, one of them grew
angry and began to swear, when the
other said: Remember, John, who you
are. Remember you are a Kentuckian.
Pay the bill and shoot the sco,t,aolrel."