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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
Nature SltlIce Nav

The kidneys are natures sluiee- way to
wash out the debris of our constantly
changing bodies If they do not work
properly the trouble is felt everywhere.
Then be wise and as soon as you see signs
of disorder get package CT Kldney-Wort
and take it faithfully. 1t will clean the
sluice-way of sand, gravel or slime and
purify the wh)le system. Druggists sell
it, both liquid and dry, and it Is equally
efficient in either form.-InQutrer
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
.O,n veu b,,rn vourself. dearl''

That was the question Mrs. simpKins
propounded ss she looked up and saw her
husband sru!tering hot coffee from his
mouth rs oil comes from flowing well.
"W-wh-at," spluttered he.
81 say, did you burn yourself2"
"Saw, | didn't burn myself. Do you
take me for crematory or internal re-
gion. Perhaps you think I'm blast
furnace though goodness knows you dc
most of the blasting business. Nav, Mrs.
SImpkins, l did not burn myself; it wa:
that confcunded coffee did the business,
an hereafter you needn't get any more
coffee at the store that stuff came from
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

7tCo Austrian chemists have manufac-
tured liquid of fearful powers A few
drops of it sprinkled on any person Will
produce an instant sense of suffocation and
paralysis. 1t is accompanied by an anti
dote which at once removes all the Effects.
The Austrian government wishes to buy
the secret, to use the liquid in time oi
war, and to prevent the invention from be-
coming known to the criminal classes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Some engineers of Dundee, Scotland,
have ,rIed with success new gun for
throwing line to a wrecked vessel. The
gun is a olt two feet in length and has a
bore of 2! inches IT diameter. The cord
is coIled in the form OF cap and put inside
a steel canister, which is fired out of the
gun, leaving the line streaming behind 1t.
Two ounces of gunpowder carried the end
OF the line at least 400 yards.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

White light heing the sum total of the
various colors it has been generally believ.
ed by physicists that the sensation of white
light is simply the sum total of the sensa-
tions of Its constituent colors. On the
ground that the sensiriveness Of the eye
for white light may be incressed-as for
instance, by the previous absence of al
Iight-wIthort the sensitiveness for color
being decreased, Prof. Charpentier urges
the novel theory that there is color sense
as distinct from that Of light as IS the
sense of touch from the sense of heat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

I saw so much saiI about the merits of
Hop Bitters, and my wife who was always
doctoring, and never well, teased me so
urgently to get her some, | concluded
to be humbugged again; and am glad l
did, for in less than two months use of
the Bitters, my wife was cured, aud she
has remained so for eighteen months since.
like such humbugging.-H T., st.
Paul.-PiOneer Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

'Jimmy." said distracted mother to
her noisy offspring, ''can't you play with
out making such dreadful noise, shouting
and screaming like thai?"
"Ii's the time to make a noise" was
the cool answer.
81 should like to know why" retorted
his mother.
'.Ain't these the holler daysl" asked the
youth, lodging the stove litter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Because you have allowed Your bowels
n become costive, and liver torpid. Use
KIdney-Wo to proiuce a free state of
the bowels, and it will stimulate the liver
to proper action, cleanse the skin of its
yellowness, cure bilious headache, and
cause new life in the blood. Druggists
have it, both dry and liquid
Herald.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
To Consuuptiyes.

''Golden Medical d scIvery," is q con-
centrsted, potent alter tive, or blood
cleansing remedy tia. wins Jldea opinions
from all who use it for any humor, from
the common pimple, blolch, or eruption,
to the formidable scrofulous swelling, or
ulcer. Internal fever, soreness and ulcera-
tion, yield to its benign influences Con-
sumption which is but scrofulous affection
of the lungs, may, in its early stages, be cur
ed by free use of this God-given remedy.
See article on consumption and its treat
ment in Part LII of the World Dispensary
Dime Series Of pamphlets; ,:osts two
stamps. post paid. Address WORLDS DIS
PENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo,
N, Y,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Professor Virchow was houored BY
BANQUET In the Rathhaus at Berlin on the
18th ult. On the same day marble bust
of the Professor was placed In the hall OF
the Pathological Institute in oommsnora-
ton of his twenty five years labors as
teacher of medical science. At she same
time fund to De called the Rudolph Viz
chow foundation, was formed by subscrsp-
ton, for the promotion Of scientific inves-
tigations which will increase our knowl-
edge of man.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Cotton adu teratiCn c. ntiIues TO receive
considerable attention and to create not a
little excitement in Oldham, England, 1t
is asserted that limited COMPANY, which
has had considerable consignment of
American cotton, determined TO test how
far damp had been employed, and it was
found that on being dried the cotton lost Z
per cent IN weight.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

The extensive use into which bromide
of potassium has come renders the asser-
tion of Herr Masctke of great importance
He finds that this bromide of remarkable
seda;ive properties is largely contaminated
with lead The samples he tested were on
iy reduced to a clear liquid after the sddi-
ton of an acid. Hydrosulphuric acid is
the best agent to use In making the test,
with the exception of, perhaps, sulphide of
ammonium. Lead-poisoning is dire al
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

The Utica Herald thinks smoke in the
atmosphere is really good thing. and in
proof oe its assertion cites the smoking OF
hang and other meats to preserve them
The editor of the Herald NAV need to be
kent sweet in this way, but most people
will prefer pure air, uncontamiDated by
the products OF factory chimneys.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

''OH, i tell you, you can't abolish the
Jury system. It's one of the abutments
upon which rests the structure of freedom
and equity, and all those things II you
bust the jury system you'll have to abolish
also three card monte and other games OF
chance. 1 tell you Americans will not be
denied this kind of mental relaxation. lt's
about all the fun We have"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Il NedpOutaR gardener. after years OF
experiment, has produced a camelIa with
a delicate perfume, and he thinks it prob
able that these flowers may IN the near fu-
ture be so cultivated as to rival the rose in
the fragrance of Its odor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
Fever and Ague.

FsvER and A6UE cured for 80 cents. There
n net remedlsl agent In this world that VIII
cure Fever and Ague, and Of her Aalari1us, Bill
olS. scarlet. TYPHOID Yellow and other ie7ers
Jailed by Railways Piils 50 quickly as RAJ
wAYB READY RELIEF
II win In q few moments, when taken accord
Ing 20 directions. cure Cramps. SpaSms, Sour
stomach Heartburn, Sick Headache, DarfhCea,
Dy,lniery. Colo, sind In the Bowels, sn1 all
Internal Patn%
Travellers should always carry bottle Of RAD.
ways Ready Relief with them. few drops In
wa or will prevent sickness or pains ron
change OF water It Is better than French
brandy CT b.tters as q stimulAnt.
Miners sno Lumbernen should always be
provided with IL.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
whats Gained Is Saved.

Workingmcn will economize by employ
ing DIR. Pierce's MeiIcines. His Pleas
ant Purgatlve Pellets" and 81 Golden Medi-
cal Discovery cleanse the blood and
system, thus preventing fevers AMI other
serious diseases, and curing all scrofuious
and other humors. Sold by druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
Josh Billings Heard From.

NEWPORT, K. l., Aug. II, 1881.
Dear Bitters-I am here trying tC
breathe in all the salt air of the ocean, and
having been q sufferer for more than a
year with refractory liver, was induced
to mix hop bitters with the sea gale. and
have found the tlncture glorious result.
have been greatly helped by
the Bitters, aud am not afraid to say so.
Yours withcut g struggle,
JOSH BILLINGS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

1t the mhher is feeble 1t is impossible
tia, her childrea should tie strong. lydia
L, Plnkham.s Vegetable compound is q
perfect specific in all chronic diseases OF
the sexual system of women. Send to
Mrs Lydia T. Pinkhlm, 225 Western
Avenue, Lynn, Mass. for pamphlets.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Why will grass not grow under our
trees? NJ. Paul Bert has shown that gres a
light binders the development of plants.
Plants incloeed in a greco glass frame
wiiher and die as though they were In
darkness, NJ. Regnard finds that plants
specially require the red rays If sunlight
is deprived of the red rays the plants soon
cease to thrive,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

To ascertain if water be free from or
ganic matter, fill a glass. jar, perfectly
clean, with tee water, and set 1t uncovered
in a closet free from dust, and if it will
remain bright and sweet for several weeks
it may be regarded as good and pure.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
MINUTE REMEDY.
only REQUIRES minutes not hsars " re
neve pain ard orze acute disease.
RAILWAYS
Ready Relief

In fron sne 70 twenty minutes, never fails &C
relieve PAIN with one thorough application;
no matter how violent or excruciatiag The pAir
the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden. 1nrrm. Crippled
man surYer, RAILWAYS READY RELIEF Wiz
arord instant eAss.
lnnnmnaston oftAo AfdueyA INNS MINI !.
rfon IF 10 o BLADDER, I'm "a rs n Ion of TN,
Eoueia. C0ngesftO1 % the Lungs >ors
Thront- Dffacuit Breath ing. Paipitstioa
Ar th- Heart. Hysterfcs- Group. Dfph.
tneria- Catarrh- IoGuenEa- Headache
Teothrehe, Neuralgia Rseumatir n,
Co:d ChIIIs- Axue Chilli, ChiioiatD.. and
TrDes RiseA- BrufseA hummer Com.
viaiuss, Nervousness hle Iessne.a a
fcagha Coids, 29rnfns. Pain. In th-
Csrsf. Back er Limbs are Instantly re-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
fuancnester. tMichl Enterprise.) J

Messrs. Haeussler & Kingsley. Drug
gists, Manchester, say: We handle St.
Jacobs Oil with abundant success, and it
has gwen excellent satisfaction to our
customers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
nsiIv Fort wayne santinel1

Mr.. S. B. Joseph, Agent Emerson's
Minstrels remarked: / can with truth
speak from experience; and in saying st.
Jacobs Oil acts in a marvellous manner
but partly express my good opinion of il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

AMAN was recently met In one OF our
mi1ing districts driving along the road
with PAIR Of mules and an old wagon.
What lay are you onl" asked horse
man who met him.
''Goin' up the canyon to locate mine. "
Cant locate no minc in that canyon.
can't find no pay ore.'
$50 heard, so brought it along in this
sack.''
Teamster wlnks, holds up chunk ol
Sl4 900 rock, and they both take drink. '
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

We cannot understand why days OF
hesi;ancy and delay will be INDUCED In
when q few doses of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup will ease sAd cure the worst Cough
or Cold Price only % cents q bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

An EFFECTUAL WAY OF GETTING RID OF
THE TRoUBLEsoME ANT. There is ore way,
and only one, of ridding the house, closets
cake pals, sugar barrels, etc, of red ants,
OF black, big or little. When you find
them on your premises get ready t. a kettles
of boiling water, plenty of it. Go out of
doors; look carefully over the paths and
walks, if in the country, if in the city, look
over the tagging in the areas, both front
and back. Scald every little hole you see
with mound Of little earth pellets around
it; 1t Is the home of the ant On sunny
day these pellets are brought out of the
nests TO dry. When the weather is damp,
or soon will be. you will see nothing but
little holes in the ground. The arts are
all ''at home" Scald them. If your Gel
lar is not cemented hunt the ants there,
very likely you will find lots of them.
When the work hire recommended has
been done, clean out your closets, rub fine
salt on the shelves, lay clean yellow paper
on them, and put back dishes. In the
cracks OF the floor and around the surface
of said closets. should be placed ground
red pepper. Ants will not come again for
long time. When they again make q
raid, as they may in few months, give
them a second scalding.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

PROTECTION From FRcsT-It may be
well TO remind those who grow window
plan:r, tbat Dy removing them away from
the windows, and arranging a cov1r Of
newspapers over them, they may be pre-
served from harm in severely cold nights.
NTH the plants, as with ourselves, it is
not so much that cold comes in, as that the
heat goes off, and often slight protection
will prevent the escape of hea'.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

A YOUNG man intent on matrimcny Is
apt to get the days of the week greatly
confused. First there Is choose day, the n
after having sat- day comes wedding
dav.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

A FRgsCH widow who was bewailing the
loss of her husband, suddenly hushed her
sobs, and drying her eyes, said, "Why
should l weep' | know where he spehds
his nights n0w."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

Boils, plmples on face, salt rheum, old
sores and all cuiaueous eruptions disap-
pear like magic wheu ''Lindsey's Blood
Searcher" is used.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

4KssR9. MORaAs Z HnAoLY Mutual IL
Building, Tenth and Chestnut stree g. nave o.
hand superb stock OF extra rne quality Ola
monos, which they offer at ~ low prices -
stones Of the first quality, perfect AlRs In color
AID shape, can be sold for
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

10 make new nalr grow use CARB line,
a deodorized extract of petroleum. This
natural petroleum hsIr renewer as recently
improved, is the only thing that will really
produce new hair. 1t is a delightful dress
ing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

A NORTH country fishwife went TO buy a
cress. '.None of your gaudy colors for
me-" she said at once 10 the man at the
counter; ..give me plain red and yaller. J"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

''ESNY man." says Josh Billings, "who
kan swap horses or ketch fish and not lie
about it, iz just as Plus as men ever get to
be in this world"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

The voltaic Bet Co. Ma shall NJ ch., VIII
send their Electro-Vo;taic Beits and other
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to
any person afnicte.. with Nervous Debility,
Lost Vitality and kindred troubles, guarantee.
ing cohplete restoration OF vigor AID man
hood
Address - above without delay.
p. S-No risk 10 hDcurIsA - 30 days' trial
II allowed
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

HanOrer, Pa. is discussing artesian
wells as a source of water supply.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
A MAIN farmer says: Farmers iu

A MAIN farmer says: Farmers justly
set high value on well cured corn stalks,
but some find difficulty IN getting their
stock to eat them as cleanly as they wish.
| have overcome this difficulty this winter
by sprinkling them with hot brine. with
held dry salt from the sock while, alsn
husks, and uade brine by putting salt
into watering pot aud pouring on hot
water; gave the husks q bountiful sprink-
liog and fed them the last thing at night,
instead of feeding them ia the morning, as
formerly. | thiEk If had tried THIS plan
years ago should have saved a great
amount of fodder that was thrown out and
trodden under foot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

A YOUNG widow was asked why she was
going TO wed so soon after the death of her
first husband sob. la,' she said, 81 do
1t to prevent myself from frettIng to death
on account of dear Toni"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

THERE will be a family Jargon when
tnis is discovered, as the boy said when
he knocked the preserves off the closet
shelf.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

IT isn't because woman is afraid of a
COW that she runs away and screams. 1t
is because gored dresses are not fashiona-
ble
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

To regulate the liver, Stomach, ant
bowels, all you need Is ''Sellers' Live
Pills" Take them and see
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

The annual production IN the United
s ates for several years past has been about
1000, 000, 600 pins.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

WHAT is love-" asks everybody, ard
somebody replies: ''It is feeling that
you don't wan: another fellow fooling
around her,"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

The Swan electric lights are being tried
in the ElrnOck colliery, near Hamilton,
Scotland, and so far are said To give salts
faction.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

''SHE stoops to conquer Can this
refer TO the fogd mother who bends over
her wsyward 10y with No. 5 slipper1
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

A night-gown Is nothing but a nap-sack
THE cry of Egypt: 1 want NY mummy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

WAIT until severe frost comes tha;
freezes the ground at least two inches in
depth before covering strawberry beds.
Then use straw or coarse manure to cover.
Straw Is better, because 1t contains nc
weed seeds. Cover lightly, but as uni
fo-mly as possible Sticks of any kind may
be used between the rows to hold the GOV
erinQ
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

APARTY who has been unfortunate in
stocks says he believes if he should buy a
balloon it would not 90 up.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

IL Texas when man wishes to cut an
acquaintance his procedure is simple He
uses bowie knife.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

'SEAKISG of corn planters. Jones says
he has pair of new boots that he will put
against the world.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

EVERY man cannot be florist, out last
summer proved that every man can have
a hot house.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

81 CAME to STEAL" as the rat observed
to the trap. "And l spring to embrace
you," as the trap observed to the rat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

A YORK man called his dog money
because he is never on hand when most
needed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

WOMAN was made after man. but tn,
men have been after the women eve
since
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

If wit Is badinage, what must 1t be in
youth2
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

AND now comes the interrogato'y: Does
the woman who wears the breeches pant
for famef
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

II takes the butcher to make both ends
meet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25
CAUTION.

All remedial agents capable OF destroying IN
BY an overdose should be avoided. Morphine
opium. str chnlne, arlica hyosciamus Rand
other powerful remedies. docs II certain tines
In very small doses, relieve The Patient during
their action in the system Put perhaps The
second dose, II repeated. may sgEravate a q In
crease the suffering. and another dose Gauss
death. There Is no necessity for usi-g thess
uncertain agents when positive remedy Ike
Railways Ready Rel ef y III stop the most eN-
cruciafing pain quicker. without entaling the
Iss.st dirdcuI:y In either infant or adult
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

81 AN dressed 20 KILL as the recrul
sad when he had donned his uniform,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-01-25

'.Row me Oil" said Juilet, as she wen
boating with her lover.