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Big Injun Eat Heap.

One of the peculiarities of the latest
United States style of feeding the noble
red man is in the fact that he is given
Government rations and at the same
time appropriations are made which
are supposed to maintain him. Some
times wild Indian who dOsen't know
much about groceries, and how to pre-
pare them for food, comes i'm and draws
his regular soldiers rations in this way.
For instance, in the Sitting Bull coun-
try awhile ago an Indian came in from
the warpath who had never seen any
of the pale face style of food, and drew
his rations. He made light meal of
unground coffee the first day land as he
overate and the coffee swelling OH him,
he had difficulty in buttoning his pants
around the pain he had on hand. He
felt very unhappy for day or two, but
laid it to the fact that he hadn't exer-
cised much, and the consequent ennui
and indigestion resulting therefrom.
As soon as he succeeded i'm getting the
interior department Quoted down
little he tackled his ration of candles.
These he decided to par boil, in order
to avoid trouble from indigestion.
The dish was not 80 much of glittering
success as he had anticipated, and he
remorsefully picked the candle wicking
out of his teeth with a tent pin !; he
made some remark that grated harshly
on the aesthetic ears of those who
stood near. He then tried meal of
yeast powder with vinegar He ate
the yeast powder and then took a pint
of extremely potent vinegar to- wash
it down. AT first there was feeling
of glad surprise in his stomach. which
rapidly gave place to unavailing re-
morse. A can of yeast powder in an
Indians midst doesn't seem to be pre- |
pared for pint of vinegar, and the
result of such an unfortunate circum-
stance is not gratifying. Every little |
while look of pain would come over
the festu of the noble child of the |
forest, and then he would jump abouI
seventeen feet and try to kick a cloud !
out of the sky. Then he would sit |
down and think over his past life. 1t
took about week for him to get back |
to where he dared to get up another
meal for himself. Then he fricasseed |
a couple of pounds of laundry soap
and ate that. Soap is all right for ex.
ternal purposes or for treating a pair
of soiled socks, but it does not assimi-
late with the gastric juice readily, and
those who have tried laundry soap as
a relish do not seem to think that it
will ever arrive at any degree of pro-
minence as an article of diet. That
is why this untutored child of nature
swore. He had never received the
benefits of early training in profanity
and his language, therefore, was dis
connected and rambling hut when we
that he was ignorant of our
language, and that every little while
he had to sop to hold his digester
with both hands and dig great holes
in the earth with his toes, the remarks
didn't seem altogether irrelevant.
When gallon or SD of agitated bak-
ing powder and vinegar is singing its
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In the City of Louisville, on
FRIDAY MARCH 81, 1882.

These drawings occur monthly Sundays ex-
eepted) unier provisions of an act of she Genera
Assembly OF Kentucky.
The United States Circuit court on March
rendered the following decisions:
lst-That the Commonwealth Distribution
Company IL legal.
2d-lts drawings are fair.
The company has now on hand q lArp,
reserve fund. Read the list of prizes for the
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from Self-Abuse.
a. Mental Anx-
lety, Loss OF
Memory, Pains
in Back or Side.
and diseases
that lead TO Con-
sumption, In
sanity and an
earlv grave. The
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$500 Reward.

We will pay the above reward for any case Of
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, In
cure with Vests Vegetable Liver Pills, when the
directions are strictly complied with They are
purely Vegetable, and fail to give satisfaction
Sugar Coated. Large boxes, containing 80 Pills, %
cents. For sale by all druggists. Beware of count
erteits and limitations. The genuine manufactured
only by JOHN c. WEST 4 Co.. "The Pill Makern
ISL 4 1873 W. Madison St., Chicago. Free trial
package sent by mail prepaid on receipt of cent
stamp. @2 i W 1yL
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Is n Positive Cure
VEGETABLE CcLPOUTD.

Is n Positive Cure
socommon To oar best female population.
IL will entirely the worst form or Female Com,
plants all ovarian troubles Inflammation and Clcera
ton, Failing end Displacenents, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness and is particularly adapted to the
Change OF Life.
IL will Dissolve AMI .xpel tumors from the uterusin
early stage Of develoi ment The tendency to can
humors checked very speedily By It's
IL fantness iatuency, destroys all craving
for snulants. and relieves weakness Of the stomach.
II cures Bloatng, Headaches. Nervous Pros,ration,
General Debility, Sleepiessness Depression and Indi
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain. we!ghs
and backache always pe rnsnently cured by it's
II viii times and under all circumstances act ia
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For the of Kidney Complaints Of either SEE this
Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA 4. PINKMAN'S VEGETABLE CON.
POUNDS prepared at 23s and 2sS Western Avenue.
Lynn, Mass. Price g. Six bottlesfor g. Sent by mai.
In the form Of pills. also in the form Of lozenges
receipt OF price, 81 per box for either Mrs Pnkham
freely ali letters OF inquiry Send for paRph
let Address as above. Mention this Paper.
No family should be without LYDIA z. PINKHAM'o
LIVER PILLS. They constipation, bilioususa
and torpidity of the liver. Is cents per box.
81 Sold by all DrusSists. "a
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IMPORTANT.
MI NERVOUS SUFFERERS-THE GREAT kU.
ROPEAN REMEDY-DR. j. b. SIMPSONS
SPECIFIC MEDICINE.

Ii il a positive cure tor SpermatOrrhea, Seminal
Weakness, Impotency. and all disease resulting
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

-"HACKMETACK," lasting and fra
grant perfume. Price % and 30 cents.
For sale by all druggists.
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PARKER'S
6AIR
BAlSAm.

A perfectdrcss-
rlegantlyper.
|fumed and harm
less. Removes
|dandruH. restores
natural color and
| prevents badness
50 c-nts and ~
sizes AZ drugvlst&
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ARE IbU MADE miserable by indi-
se>tion. Constipation, Dizziness. Loss OF
Appetite. yellow Skin? Shiloh'> Nitalizer
l. a positive cure. For sale bv all druggists.
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MARCH DRAWING.
$ll2,4O

800 Prizes, $ll2, 40
Whole ticket, e2. Hslf ticket, 81.
"a tickets, $50. IS tickets, 500.
Remit money or hank draft in letter, or send b,
express Don0nend by registered letter or post
office order. orders of s. and upwards. b.
express, can be sent AZ our expense
Address all orders to r. NJ. BOARDMAN, CouneI
Journal Building, Louisville, Ky., or r. M
BOARDMAN. $40 RrosGw sy New York.
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Farm Mules for Sale
Farmers will ind about ~ good Young
farm mule, for sale cheap, AT Lyons "
stevens mule yards, ON West second
street. 3-2yiSwl5t.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20

Yesterday seemed to be a parade day
among the "fish aristocracy'' of the wa
tiers of White Bear lake, where the sal
mon appeared in considerable schools
sporting amid the sparkling waves. Mr..
Lehman succeeded in catching one IN a
small hand net, but being only about
fifteen inches long, after pointing out
its beauties to the eager spectators,
turned it back into its native element,
where it evidently made good report of
its treatment, for pretty soon afterwards
another gentleman, Mr. Erhart, visitor
from Texas. 1t is understood, caught
three in succession with hook and line.
These weighed about pound and quar-
ter to pound and half each. Mr.. ].
G. Murray reports the appearance of the
schools quite frequently, but not every
day is any one lucky enough to catch a
salmon.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20

GEN. STEWART, the nominee of the
Garfield Republicans of Pennsylvania for
governor, opened the Independent Re-
publican campaign at Pittsburgh, in that
State, on the 18th inst, with the follow
ing challenge:
Never by myself or by another, by uttered
speech or written word, have / asked from
Ethe Csmeronsl either father er son any favor
or service, political or otherwise, and
challenge them and their hepchmen, adherents
and dependents to prove 10 the contrary. So
that there may be no doubt about this matter,
remove every restriction from private cores
pondence, if there be any, every restriction
from private conversation, if there was any,
and ask only that witnesses shall speak the
truth. Before that Baal have never bowed
and never will.
As the press of Pennsylvania agree that
the Pittsburgh demonstration was the
largest ever held in the State,
and was presided over by Gen. Morehead,
with seventy-fve of the most wealthy
and prominent Republicans of that city
on the stage. as vice presidents of the
meeting, the challenge of Gen. Stewart
has the distinctive merit of being not only
complimentary to his personal political
record, but also of being made under cir
eumstances giving promise of his tri-
nmphant vindication and election at the
hands of the people at the coming cleo
ton
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
NUkTHFlELD.

NoRTHFIKLD, June 19-On account of
failure on the part of the farmers, who
made the proposition to the North Star
cheese factory, this place, that shey-the
farmers, would furnish milk for the fac
tory at 81 per cwt., all hopes have been
abandoned BY the factory to make cheese
this summer; 80 in accordance a new
device has been originated by Mr.. Gee.
D0lph, chief manager of affairs. Yest@-
day, Messrs. Dolph and 8. Way, left for
Rochester, Mimi, to take general in
side view Of the immense butter and
cheese establishment, when arrange
ments will be advanced for the immedi-
ate construction of from two to
there hundred boxes, on some
what the same style of the Cooley
creamer box, with capacity Of from
one to ten cans. The immediate vicinity
has been canvassed and arrangements
made to buy the cream only of the farm
ers. A man is to 90 to the respective
places with these boxes and cans, fol-
lowed by man with skimming facilities.
once day, who will take the cream to
the factory, where superior article Of
butter will be made. From the fact that
this company has expended about ZOO
in facilitating things for making cheese,
the trouble given the factory by. the
farmers not doing as they agreed is such
that the loss cannot be recovered In one
season. In short, it Is trick to be repu-
dated by men who care for good prin-
ciples.
Quite q severe frost favored US last
night, freezing water to the thickness OF
half Of window glass, but doing no
great injury to vegetation, except In the
drier places.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
Municipal Court.

MHntcspGe court.
before Judge Cooley]
So. Lindberg and Curtis Lindley; drunken-
ness. Paid fine of S. each.
Charles Wilson and James Brown; drunken
ness. Discharged.
Albert Nelson; drunkenness. Paid IS.
John o Brien, Thomas Mcclure and Charles
Myres: drunkenness. Committed seven days
each.
Charles Lumberg; disorderly conduct Dis
charged.
George R. Sullivan; abusive language to I'd.
Reed. Paid S..
Ed. Reed; abusive language to George r.
Sullivan. Continued until this morning at
O'Clock.
Jerry Shay; assaultng his family. Fined
$25, or thirty days. imprisonment st hard
labor.
B. Jaf1er; fugitive from justice. Continued
until o'clock this morning.
r 2. LuptOn; Obstrncting the street. Con-
tipued until o'clock thus morning.
Thomas Doherty; larceny from person OF
Charles ConkIing. Bound over to action Of
grand jury in sum of 500 Remansed to the
county Jail IN default of bonds
Richard Roberts; noise and improper d.
version. Sentence suspended.
Charles Kesler; keeping saloon open ON
Sunday, Continued until tomorrow after
noon at Q o'clock.
Ed. O'Brlen, Martin Burfening, Jamss
Reagan; wllful destruction OF property. Con-
tinued until Saturday.
John Turner; drunken ness. Paid S.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
Board Of Trade.

The board of trade yesterday elected the fol
lowing board Of directors R. Barden, D
Schultz, W. g. Gates, ]. W Jaeger, ]. H.
Drake. The president, T. r. Heyderstadt, the
two vice.presidents, W. A. Van Slyke and w,
b. Hubbard, and the secretary, L. A. Gilbert
are by the constitution, ex- oficio, members OF
the board, SO that the board really consists OF
the above nine gentlemen.
On motion Of Mr.. Mcilrath, the executive
officers and the directors were appointed q
committee to nominate committee of five on
reference and arbitration, and a committee OF
five on appeals to report to an adjourned
meeting of the board next Monday.
Ga a vote being taken, Mr.. w. 81. Ritter
was elected grain inspector for the year.
The president, by direction of the board,
appointed a committee of five, as follows. to
revise the rules and BY laws of the board: r
Barden, C. McIlrs,h. r Sterrett, T. A. Hawk
ins and q. P. Grant. The secretary was added
to the committee, after which the board ad-
iOurned.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
Municipal Court.

D. Murnane; drunk and disorderly. Sent
to Jail for ten days.
J. Roleau; disorderly conduct Continued
| to June 81.
| F. Sincennis: vagrancy. Continued to
June 20.
J. Foley; carrying concealed weapons
Fine of IS paid and weapon forfeited.
J. Seymour; drunk and disorderly. Fine Of
| $50 paid.
W. Haywood; drunk and disorderly. Fine
| of $40 paid.
w. Donnelly; drunk and disorderly. Sent
| to jail for five days.
j. Ward; drunk and disorderly. Fine OIL
IS paid.
Thomas Donovan; drunk and disorderly
r. Burt; drunk and disorderly. Sent tc
Jail for five days.
james Murphy; vagrancy. Sent to Jail fol
| five days.
James Green; drunk. Sent to Jail for five
days.
F. Miller; drunk. Fine of S. paid.
John Murphy; drunk. Sent to Jail for five
days.
Thomas Smith; disorderly conduct, carry
| ing concealed weapons. Fine of IS paid and
weapons forfeited.
John Manning; disorderly conduct. Fine
of $40 paid.
Il. Erchlacher; carrying concealed weap-
ons. Fine of IS paid and weapon forfeited.
Pat Ridden; drunk sent to Jail for five
days.
James O'Donnell: drunk and disorderly.
Jail ten days.
H. Green; larceny. Continued to June goth.
James Scullin; vagrancy. Sent out OF the
city.
Charles Smith; vagrancy. Sent out OF the
city.
Thomas Murphy; drunk and disorderly.
Sent to Jail for ten days.
j. johnson; vagrancy. Sent to jail for ten
days.
N. Ganty; disorderly conduct. Sent to Jail
for ten days.
]. Walters; drunk and disorderly. Dis
charged.
G. Francolt; drunk and .disorderly. Dis
charged.
d. Damkroger; violating nuisance ordi-
nance. Continued to June 21st.
D. Stein; violating nuisance ordinance. Con-
tinued to June 21st. 80
D. Sutman; violating nuisance ordinance.
Continued to June 21st.
r Martin; violating nuisance ordinance.
Continued to June 21st. @sss
E Heidenrich, violating nuisance ordinance.
Continued to June 2lst.
j. Keller; forgery. Dismissed.
j. Roche; vagrancy. Sent out OF city.
s. Brown; assault and battery. Fine Of s.
paid.
N. G. Ness; obtaining money under false
pretenses. Discharged.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
Il SUNDAY EXCURSION.
Two Members of the Party Drowned ON the
Return Trip from Saltwater.

Two Members of the Party Drowned ON the
Return Trip from Saltwater.
On Sunday morning gay and festive
party, composed of members of the
"Vega" (Swedish) society to the number
some 800 persons, left st. Paul on board
the steamer Aunt Betsey, with barge
attached, for an excursion to the Dalles
of the St. Croix. Owing to the unpleas-
ant state of the weather the party did not
60 any further than Saltwater. Notwith-
standing the unpleasant weather the
party had good time and everything
went well until the boat passed Hastings
on the return tip. Among the members
of the party was the "Frega quartet Of
Minneapolis. One of the members of the
quartet was man named Oliver Lar
sen. About 1880 O'Clock at night, by
some accident, Mr. Larson fell overheard,
and although every effort was made to
rescue him he sank to a watery grave.
After exhausting all efforts to find the
body the boat proceeded on its trip and
when near Pine Bend another man named
John Peterson fell overheard, and he,
too, was drowned. In both cases the cap
tain and crew made every effort
to rescue the unfortunate men. The
steamer was stopped, boats were lowered,
life buoys thrown Fut-but all was of no
avail, and the party which had started
out in such high spirits on Sunday morn
ing reached the levee at St. Paul yester-
day morning after daylight with sad and
gloomy cOuntenances.
MIR. Larsen was resident of Mime
aDO1is where he has wife and three
children. He was a music teacher and
an excellent singer.
MIR. Peterson was young man, a resi-
dent of st. Paul, and boarded at the
Stockholm house on Rosabel street. The
"Vega" society has offered a reward for
the recovery of the bodies.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20

really ascribes his defeat for re-
election 10 Washington influences
he should inscribe on his banners the
motto "simllia similibus curantur," no
tify his friend Arthur that he intends to
move on the enemy's works at once, and
never rest until he unfurls his colOrs
from the dome of the capitol of the EN-
pire State. On the other hand, if he ex-
poets to carry New York by proxy, he
will find, when it is too late, that for him
to appear before the peoples tribunal
this fall by some political John Doe, will
prove more fatal-if not quite so romantic
to his future prospects, than his es-
capade at Canonchet.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
COY. DENNISON-RECOLL Oh
HIS PUBLIC LIFE

COY. DENNISON-RECOLLE OF
HIS PUBLIC LIFE.
Ex-Gev. Dennison, of Ohio was dis
tinguished citizen of that state. and ma
tional politician. In the winter of 1861,
when governor he was candidate in the
Republican caucus for United States
senator against John Sherman, but was
defeated. Garfield was his champion in
the caucus canvass in opposition to
Sherman. But what whirligigs there are
in politics. When Garfield was elected
senator, Dennison was his opponent and
competitor for the nomination. Both
Garfield and Dennison went to Chicago
in 1850. as the champi On of John Sher-
man, their old aversion, for nomination
for the presidency. When the ranks
broke in the Chicago convention, Gov.
Dennison was a faithful adherent of
Garfield, and when the latter received
the nomination, it is understood that
Dennison was the first to name Chester
A. Arthur, for vice president, as sop
W tuC 0loho- SOuhiiuS OC1SolCN ClOW0'
During Grants administration, he be-
came commissioner of the District OF
Columbia, and retired from that Office
very rich, and returned to his oldihome at
Columbus. He embarked extensively IN
railroad and other enterprises and went
down in the panic of 1873, from which
financial embarrassment he never re-
covered. He left no estate for his wife
and children. His wife was o daughter
of the late William Neil, of Columbus,
one of the wealthiest citizens of that
city, and at the time of Gov. Dennison' s
failure, his wife was worth 100000 in
her own right, from her fathers estate,
which she had in Government
bonds. Gov. Dennison was am
bilious to be Senator, and
was also ambitious for nomination for
Vice President, and it is believed if
Grant had been nominated for President
at Chicago in 1880 William Dennison
would have been placed on the ticket for
Vice President He leaves wife and
seven children, three sons and four
daughters, all married except the young
est daughter.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
Hold to the Grand Jury.

In the municipal court yesterday, the case
OF the State against Thomas Doherty. charged
with the larceny Of $40 from the person Of
Charles Conklipg came up and the prelimi-
nary examination completed. WIN. a. Dona-
hue, Esq appeared for the state, and VIM.
Penney fer the defense. After receiving all
the testimony the court gave careful sum-
ming up, and held the prisoner to the action
Of the grand jury in the sum OF 500. In de-
fault OF filing the requisite bonds he was re-
manded to jail.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-20
large audiences in tbs Academy OF Music and
other halls.

Os4SCI na@os
Mayor Ames has approved the resolution
passed by tine city council paving Washington
avenue south, from Third avenue south 70
Eighth avenue south, with granite blocks, bat
has vetoed the resolution paving that avenue
from Third avenue south to Second avenue
north with cedar blocks. He don't take any
stock in the hue and cry Of the phenomenal
emcacy OF cedar as paving material. He wN
explain more fully at the meeting OF the city
council TO morrow evening in written CON-
municatioD. ~
Minnie Nassau has appealed to the district
court to set aside the decision In the probate
court, which denied her claim as heir TO the
Harrison property the proposed site of the
postofice. In this event it is hardly probable
the government will purchase the property
from Mr.. Harrison, and he will first be
obliged to clear up the title. Major Camp
may now put in his voice again, or perhaps
ex-Gov. Pillsbury may have word to say
about the property be owns on First avenue
south, providing he can win over his partner
to the cOnsummati0n of the scheme.
The selection OF R. N. Laraway for post
master by Congressman Washbufn, is
considered q bold Innovation. bat
creates no particular dissatisfaction. In the
opinion OF the political sages, the appoint
ment really SHOULD have been rendered Mr.. T.
=. Hughes, the present deputy postmaster.
Mr.. Hughes has certainly had very valuable
experience in the department, involving many
years. But 1t is questionable whether he
would, after holding his present relation so
long, be able to effect the desired reformations
in the department. The GLOBE predicts Mr..
Laraway's selection for the best interests Of
the department.
The coroner and city attorney have decided
to vigorously prosecute every one who shall
participate in the burial of any body, for
which regular permit has not been issued.
This is as it should be. There have been sew
eral cases of irregularlty reported, and to guard
against the possibility of covering up crime
through hurried and Legitimate interment, it
is absolutely necessary that the letter of the
law should be strictly enforced, and
any and all offenders brought
to justice. The law specifically
holds accountable every person who shall in
anywise participate in the burial Of corpse
without permit.