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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

was An ob sinvl-a dark eyed weiri-
faced woman, whose whole make up
was awe inspiring AMI mysteIious-a
woman who told FORTUNES. and con
cerning whom wonderful stories wer
related
One day, went on Mary, u p,rtv
Of Il. visited the gipsy ca nr, and the
sibyl intercepted u-. allowed her
to tell nv fortune, and others of
our party did the same She not only
prognosticat-d for the future, bnt shs
told things OF the pas, with marvel
Ions accnrscv A. length she ap-
preached Cur1elia, but the girl would
not submit. The slhyl persisted, and
Cordplia reaolntely refused, at the
same time declaring that the calling
was an impions one At length the
bedlam, in srirefn| WAY. drew forth
from her boom bir Of reed, like n
piece Of a'isd ealnip stalk, and hav
ing split it she to' k herefrom pellet
of paper, which she gave TO CordeliA,
bidding he, to take it home with her
AMI rot TO look Al it save in the pr
vacy Of her own chamber. Then the
olI woman hobbIpd of, and our atlpn
ton WAS Immediately srac,ed by a
glep-9irl.
Several tunes after that I a'ke''
Cordella what she found in the paper
the slhyl had iyen her; bnt she never
gave the direct answer. though she
wonId havs m- believe the thing
Am ,unted to nothing At all ! re-
:n-nhrr it all very aell now. and !
can als,. remember ,ha, he last iine |
Sroke to her Of the glpsvS pellet, she
started ~ though the subject gave her
n4ir. anl VI course ! lid not refer 10
1t again.
Go TO Corlela. 7 said, and find
ont what MAS in tha, paper. Do no,
use nv name. Lee, her NOT know hn,
you hav seen Inc. Your revelation
gives Inc the light of A new hope. Go
and make no failure
On the following DAY I met M4rY
l.arkin in Mr. Gregorys pArIor She
had found tue paper.
4 have acted both traitor and thief,
she sad AS she put ont her hand -
FIRST | Won Corlelas confidence bv
\ pledge Of secrecy; and next, | stole
TINS paper from a secret compartments
ot her writing desk
And tins, said I, 'is' the paper
which the gypsy gave he'?
The very same.
May gave It to me, and took j.
IN my fingers and opened it. II w~s
triangular bit o! letter paper, .Inrh
orn and soled, and it bore charas-
lerS written With brlln,nt vermlIlou
lux, The writing Was cramprd, hu'
plain AMI distinct, and this is what
was written;
Maiden, now SO bright and fair,
o. he future Ia he no care
Wlnin The twelve mouth next 10
Cutnc
Thine earthly pilgrimage ia done,
B.,r in mind the InIsIlc da.e--
No power Of earth can change thy
tate
.Slrh month -tW day-l84S."
read the strang. mlsslv-, and re-
read it, aud then looked at Mary Eal
KIN.
(To BIZ Continued }
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

A sensitive old bachelor says that
pretty girls always affect him just aa
an ornamental confectionery does--
they give Lin Lo heactoura.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

u;,h f,;,t ,,o;ls
What do YOU think, doctor ?
Her smile startled me, 1t seemed
n saw trust Won are not ling te
djsp,,te me-you will not mock me by
irving to help me-
,,a ho, .h,.,u,. MT 70,
n.on.,o1 10 o;vo .r on;n;,n wished
-, sho vo,lJ ,il,w mo tor g.
n,o,o .,o ,oo,;o;,os which other nbv.
h,A o.lo,.d o. w,s o,,; s6 I'd
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Oh. th.,Lod NJ. w;,b o,sh;no ,r.t
linda R,,-wou)1 7 Ieav. anv med.
:,
.E,,r tbs nrs.e,t'Itold her .on,v
l.,tl. v;,, U,1 .bs a,v ob;.c,ion,
.o
O., h,, .o.. all
!, .ho b,,l; ,, h,r f,,ber TT
H., ..,o,, ,,a,,.;o. T oo,ld oulv an,
. 1884,, .,,,,l, !, :, -, ,bv
,.o,uo, ,,1, h;, ri, d,u,b,s,
h,1 ~ or,,,;o J;ss,0,-fv. WAC sure Of
:, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ,o l;,lo,.
H. ,o,l.;1 ow C,,j.
T., cu.,u. ,n1 ,n.,, o,o,h.,
ho,. b., .,J,
l. .;;., L.
1,;1, r sho,,, h,vo h.sn loco th,,
,~.... ,.,,, :. :, .,, ,,
- law. ,hs sv.s, ,s,,,u.n.,,rpd Dir,
u.J ,,v h..r, h.., abroad, ,no,b.r'.
| sho,Id -, lo,, h,v. ,ve, nor ;,
;,,.r.. ,l,.o h,, ,,v h.,r, b,, h..,,
N ,,,,I .b. ,o..sss.1 y AMI
in . v.ek'u nm. .he had r,o. 10 w.
,o,,s RI. y,,h h,,yh,.r k;uj,;uy t.,
,h. .z,.s .v.s .nia x,r,n.r to.n O,
III. FADING cLsek, And y.t during
All this ,,,s + h Il been utterly an
,,hl. ,o .n,;vza lar d,seas. She WAS
failing Inst "A the r,ppjing brook let
fails when ;ts founia;n is driving up,
Itwas on nv seventh visit, that az
T cat bv her side with her hand i.
mine her head Jrorn.d upon NV
,nouIJer was thrilled 10 the very
cantor of nv osiov and witbou,
taking time to CO slider | drew her
ns,rer TO nv h,s,m and ..acer,,
c,;r,i
u,o~,.,;,,-O for nv s.le hysi-
l;,or
O,so, har h,,as cre,t nm a,on,j
,,,, nsck and sba ,n.werel-
=, ha. ,o. o.rol,, ,;v. ,,,;I nat,
Observation-Disclosures, A,;, ~,
-jy;uo,
., T.. ,,,,., ;,,,o, ~, ho,on
Observation-Disclosures A, ,A,. C,rl
i; cuuu ,to ,,o,;o -, so.,.
h.Ilucinat;o, Somrtbjns
was WEARING her ia ax,v thr,uch her
She had NJ, Ia II, her
mind TO die and nature was era,lual-
" hnt sure v s,,ccuubins to the men
Al fo,ce ,l,raJ not tho, oo..t,on
bar When per, ;,inod her father
.,,j h,, = L;s j,,,h,ar b,1 .nv
is,nals fr;s,,d whom she p,r,,cuIarIv
,r,s+ ri a. . ,,te and ,,,6 ],nt
rbsrs u,s o,a-, Nary I,rk;,-
uho had rscs,,lv rsmovsd 70 dis
t,nt n,rt of The state She and ,.or.
della had been like sisters until with
in two months. when the removal of
Nav he'd separated them.
We must sen for Mary Larkin,'
said: and must see her before she
sees our patient
Mr., Greporv was ready 10 do anv
thing MAry La,k,n was sent for, and
oh. cama-. h,iybt f.cad true heart
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

""''h Hh'' "'R'L NJ m olAi' II says
he works like a dog TO, "
s. I've heard hefore. and it don
sraal, wal' fnr Me- Grev, to sae her
trottine off to N"w Yn'k once week
an1 sp-ndiro her hnshanA's hard
earne| money. I'd give a b.king OF
nv crul"rs to know what takns her
there IT, not relations 20" e tolA
me NOT month ago. Al! her folks
an his ly" down in Jersey tell
Won. tners's scra l,osa 60 nawhpre
And tie charitah'v inclined matron
pnrsed mp her i ips in wav that spoke
Volumes, and darneh awav At her
ping heele| socks in virtuons, per.
hape n'",'s meditation.
"Wel|, 7 must 20 hone. Mrs. Jones.
] . Q its time TO sci the kettle over
D>lnn in now, soon."
1tw's pretty little room whore
Mrs. Grey oat sewing on shirt she
was rehosomlng for her husband. A
cheerv carpet of glowing rods and
shad 4 oaks covered the floor; act
Of oaken 9i"ing-room chairs, 4 Brue.
ceIs carpe'a,i lounge. two rocking
chairs, an1 snowy white pillowel
car1|p occupied III. sides Of h. room
while in the centre the oval snpner
table WAS sr'ead and The gas lighted
directly abnva.
The cloci on the low mantel hid
strnck SIX. aud several minutes later
Frederic Grew cam" in,
well, rnss. busy "a nana!9 and
not wasted minute sinre inner. III
warrant. Yon re tho dearest wife a
man could want
H. took the sewing from her hands
ana ctooned to kiss her
"Yon look so tired, Fred Oh, if 7
ronl': only help undo this burden off
vonr shonl'ers f,.'.r' III work night
and iAv to 40 it. dear
Her soothing. loving tones did
hiring smile to his lips. hnt it had no
power 70 ch ,se he white, wan shad-
or off his f'ce
NV dazzling, Won are helping ns
80 no woman on ear'h could DO: and
with these :hrap lI',Ie onas C! nnlng
so much care, it ia mystery hos ,ou
can do anything. BIT You 'e Won
a-,fnl- -
There. Mr. Gr"v hear the milk
boiling over on the toast,
She fitted s"av 50 graceful so CIR
lsh he thou ugh'. for her Nv 'ntr tive
wear. and seven years Of tnct t'prhoo1
Erred must rnn down to New
York again to morrow Do You hink
old Amt Judith will come in from
nne 70 three, As usual? / will b.
nome by ,hen.
Its slrh w.ar AMI trar on Won.
flprt,el Arr u, YOU afraid Of giving
out under this lon:, continued strain
Not 7, l,de, a she laughed
But .erinns'v, Fred if you knew
how grateful to my heavenly father |
a,n. that hp has seen tit to eniow az
ai.h such talents aS | humblv hope |
possess, yon Il Hnoy how earnest | AIN
IN tins work Of love. II will not b.
,ways thus, my dear Frei. Some
day 'nal cloud AlI! lse off onr hearts
md purses and then We Will take
Ioug noIll.v Won't We
He rnt down his cap Of tea, and
went ar;unn IHe table to her chair
'Helue. what wonil do without
vou my snuny-t eaIte'i, hopeful an
gel! Can ever, ever repay YOU, my
dear Wifi? for these charming word )
are more than meat ana dlink to ue
You know that, don YIu?'
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23
B. & e. v. R. IL.

Trains east leave shippensburg, Pa, at
q 40 a. m. and 90 and 8 SO p. m.
Arrive at Edgement at 7S2a N. and IL 10
aud 35 p. m.
Arrive at Shippensburg at 0 90 a. m and
- 70 au6. Top. m.
J. NJ. HOOD
Gea Manager.
B.H. GRJSWc' y
0O'l Tie,Pa hesn.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

There she goes again; all rugged
up ii. her very best TOO and her y 'or
htrla children left atone, | dare say
md she = rraip~ing Oft to New York
again on her poor hnsban 8 earn
;ngs. II. don't mike over fifteen
dollars a week, Smith SAWS, ami | VI
hea,d they're head over heels in
d.bt T.
And Mrs. Smith after a cordi Al
bow and smile tom the all.uncon
srious Mrs. Grey, hurried across the
81, EFT to gossip with Mrs. Jones
ITS getting actually d'sIracetnl,
and it th~,p INT stop put 10 such
g i g. on, right under decent pro'
pl-S eyes, III IN" Ike 1t my business tc
:, qnire into 1t YES. III 60 IN there
tins very night. when that poor i'm
pose upon man com home, AMI tell
him, and her too, what think OF mel
,iolngs. | declare. | smell my pies
burning clear over here.
SuIe enough she Kept her "orh, ana
shocked Ioudy II, the Greys sitting
room door Us, after six o clock.
There was Il sudden rustic within,
~ OF some change Of position, aud
then Mr.. Glev opened The doo", and
Mrs. Smith instantly observed that
she had been weeping At the table,
the supper still un'as'ed, Sat Mr..
Grey, piece OF paper, partly prln-
ted, patty written, lying on the liable
before hun. and his eyes too were
suspicion, looking.
"A dun" thought Mrs. Smith, with
miracn'ou-ly prompt charity, aud
then she pumped straight into the
bsart OF her buAnesa
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

That's Mrs Grey, the writer, isn't
II? Is she rich p
SO they sav and romantic too,
Judge, for she had mystery heard.
| don t know what though. "
She looks verv happy, contented
won an. doesn she?'
And we can answer for her she is,
Two HALF PINTs OF ALE A DAY.
A Manchester calico printer was on
ais wedding day persuaded BY bis
wife to allow her two hslfpints Of ale
n day, as her share. He rather
vince Il under the bargain; for, though
\ drinker himself. lie would have pre-.
ierred a perfectly sober wife. They
both worked hard; and be was seldom
ont If the public house as sotn az the
f,cto'y closed The wife and hus.
band saw little OF each other except
at break fast, bat as she kept things
lldy about her, and made the small
-uua which he allowed her for house.
keeping meet the demands upon her,
H. never complained. She mad her
daily pint aud he perhaps had his two
Or three quarts; and neither nte,fered
with the other except that at odd
times she succeeded by one little anti.
flee or another to win him home an
nour or two earie ut nj ght and now
and hen 10 spend an entire evening
in bis own house. But these were
rare OCCASIONS.
They had been married year and
on The morning Of the anniversary Of
their welding day the husband looked
Askance at ner neat and come per.
son with some shade oi remorse as be
observed; Mary, we have had no
holiday since We we're wed and, only
that | have not penny in the world,
we would ia ke IA aunt TO the village
to see your mother "
Nv uld you like to 20 John p
asked she, softly, between smile and
a tear to hear hun speak so kindly as
i Old 'imes. If You would like to
80, John, will stand treat"
Thou stand treat - said he, with
half sneel has thou got fortune.
wench 2
No" said che, "but l have got the
pint OF ale. !
Got what said he. .,
THE pint of ale, was the reply.
John did not understand her till
the faithful creature reached down an
old 81 ocking from under loose brick
up the chimney, AMI counting out her
daily pint OF ale, in the shape Of three
hundred and sixty-hve three-pences,
put 4E lis 81. into his hand, ex-
claiming, You shall have the holiday
John.
John Was ashamed, astonished, con-
science smitten and charmed. He
would not touch it. but said, Have
you not had your share? Then | will
have no more"
They kept their wedding day with
the old dame and the wifes little
capital WAS the nucleus of a series Of
investments that ultimate " swelled
into a shop, factory, warehouse, coun-
tiy seat, carriage, and, for aught
we know, John was mayor OF his IA
tive boro ugh at last.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23
EMMITTSBURG ROAD.

Trains south will leave Emmi,tshurg at
8 50, a. m. and 8 so p. IN, arriving At Rocky
Ridge at 8 20 n. M. and 90 p. nj. Trans
north will leave Rocky Ridge at 10 Oh a. m.
and 8 90 p M. arriving at En,mttsburg at
10 30 4. IN. and 8 so p. m.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23
ARRIVE MECuANiCsTOWN

From Baltimore and Westminster at 10 90
. m and 6 81 and From Vii.
Transport and Hagcrstown at o 10 u. m,
aud 8 so p. nj. From Blue Ridge on Mon
Inv at
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23
TRAINS FOR FREDERICK

Trains for Frederick leave Junction at
3 IS and 8 55 a m, and ss, 33 and 10
, m. Trims for Taneytown, Liltlesiown
AID j ork lesYe Junction at IA m, and
g D N.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23
CHANGE OF TINE,
WESTERN MARYLAND R. ROAD.
x2s1@ss II :s.iG:fr xSpR

H>n ard after Thursday Dec. I, 1881, Pas
senger Trains will run AS follows;
LEAVE MECHANICSTOWN
20, Baltimore and Westminster at
and 9 10 a. m, and sop m. For Hagcrs.
town and Nilliamspor, at 10 90 a m and
ss7p.m For Blue Ridge on Saturday
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-03-23

That's Mrs Grey. the writer, isn't
II? Is she rich p
SO they say and romantic too,
judge, for she had mystery heard.
| don't know what though" "
She looks verv happy, contented
won IN. doesn ahe?'
And we can an4wer for her she is,
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

Two YOUNG men we're overheard conversing
upon the important subject of dress as they
stood in heater lobby one evening. "Well,"
said one, II don't like to wear what everybody
else does want to DO original, or else wear
nothing at ALL" One who overheard this
speech had the curiosity to take an inventory
OF the speakers wardrobe, which resulted as
follows: Item, calico shirt, with bulldogs
heads ON it as large as five-cent pieces; item,
yellow and brown plaid ulster, with scar
let and blue handkerchief sticking out of the
breast-pocket; item . black necktie, with red
spots on it; item, striped light trousers, so
tight as to give the impression that the
Wearer must have skinned his legs to get into
them; items, very pointed shoes, with buff
tops; item, hat, with low crown and a
broad, rakish, Quaker sort of brim. Evident
ly the youth had been successful in his efforts
to appear original, and perhaps even this garb
might be better than none at all, which he
declared WAS his alternative.-Bostoa Journal
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06
bury, DR.. Alfred IT. Hiatt. DR.. Herman Hahn.

bury, DR.. Alfred II. Hiatt, DR.. Herman Hahn,
DR.. Calvin NJ. Fitch and Dr. John D. NJ Carr.
The theory of the doctors as al owe explained
finds its confirmation in the fact that when
the kidneys have been cured, rheumatism is
completely removed. This IS not of course
always accomplished instantly, for in disease
SO subtle, the cure is often very slow, but I'M
der no other plan can any hope Of permanent
relief ever be found. There are hundreds Of
cases on record during the present winter of
persons afflicted with rheumatic troubles of
the worst order who have been entirely cured
by following the theory above stated and
using the remedy mentioned Many of these
persons had the very worst possible synp-
toms. Vague aches in different portions of
the body were followed by agonies the most
intense in some particular spot. Acute and
throbbing pains succeeded each other and the
coursing. poisonous acid intiamed all the
veins. Troubles which began with slight dis
orders increased to arrangements the most
serious. 1t is sad to think that all this suffer-
ing was endured when it could have been SO
easily relieved. Acting upon the theory and
using the remedy above mentioned the kid
neys could have been restored to their usual
vigor, the uric poison expelled from the sys-
tenn, the inflammation removed and the pain
entirely banished.
These are some Of the real and scientific
facts regarding rheumatism, attested by the
highest authority and they are, beyond Ques-
ton, the only correct ones ever brought forth.
We are aware they are advanced ideas, but ten
years hence they will be the accepted belief
and practice of the world. II pepole suffer
from rheumatic troubles in the future, and
with these plain truths be 'ore them, they Ger
tainly can blame no one but themselves
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06
Valuable Information,

As an appetizer, as a bowel and liver regu-
lator, as a pleasant and sure cure for dyspep-
STA, indigestion, sour stomach, heartburn,
belching Of food after eating. headache, blood
impurities, etc, there can not be found in all
the vegetable kingdom better tonic properties
than are contained in the ingredients used in
the composition Of that Queen OF al vegetable
remedies known rs DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper, Iron, Buchu,
Celery, Calisaya bark, etc. Where great weak
ness Of the vital functions predominates, it
quickly invigorates and strengthens the at
fected parts. Many attribute the saving Of
their lives to its healing and streng thening
virtues.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

Mr.. Fl. F. W1Nroy, Of Aurora, Ind, writes:
I had got tired Of taking medicine to purify
seemed to be getting worse and worse. A
faint of inherited scrotula was the cause OF
all my illness and distress. Boi!s and sores
were continually breaking out in different
parts Of my body. A small scratch would
make a big sore. | was also very weak, the
least exertion caused me the greatest fatigue.
/ commenced taking DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparlla, on account of being
strongly persuaded by friend to do So Its
effect has far exceeded my expectations. My
skin .s smooth, my bowels are regular and my
strength greatly increased l could not have
wished for mOren
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

FEW compilations can bear the strong white
morning light which exposes every speck Of
tan, every pimpls and the slightest spotting Of
eczema In DR.. Benson's Skin Cure is sure
relief from the annoyance OF these blemishes
on the cheek OF beauty. DR.. Bensons Celery
and Chamomile Pills ,oiA cure any case Of
nervousness or headaches, Of whatever formI
even chronic cases yield to its influence
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

"Do BOLDLY what you do at ALL" Boldly
do we affirm that Kidney-Wort is the great
remedy for liver, bowels and kidney diseases.
Rheumatism and piles vanish before it, The
tonic effect of Kidney-Wort is produced by its
cleansing and purifying action on the blood.
Where there is a gravelly deposit in the urine,
or milky, ropy urine from disordered kidneys,
1t ALWAYS cureA
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06
Mrs. Partington Says

Don't take any Of the quack rostrums, as they
are regimentsl to the human cistern; but put
your trust in Hop Bitters, which will cure
general dlapidation, costive habits and all
comic diseases. They saved Isaac from a
severe extract Of tripod fever. They are the
r.s plus mum of Medicines Boston Globe.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

WHERE are the dreams of the days gone
by." asks a London poet. Don't know; we
haven't got 'em; search us and you'll find
we haven't got q dream to our back.-Ndrd-
Mon Independent.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

LYDIA E. PISKHAMs Vegetable Compound
Is remarkable remedy for all those painful
complaints and weaknesses so common to our
best female population. Send to Mrs. Lydia
L. Pinkham 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass,
for pamphlets.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

IF you experience bad taste in mouth, sal
lowness or yellow color Of skin, feel stupid
and drowsy, appetite unsteady, frequent head
ache or dizziness, you are " bilious,' and moth
ing will arouse your liver to action and siren 9Th
en- up yoursystem equal to Dr. Pierce's "Gold-
en- Medical Discovery BY druggists. N
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06
~ Entoy Your Life"

is good philosophy, but to do so you must
have health. If bilious and constipated or
blood is out of order, use DIR. Pierce's ''Pleas-
ant Purgatve Pellets" which are mild, yet
certain in their operation. OF all druggists.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

lHE best time to pass mutilated silver coin
10 pass 1t when it is offered to you.-Eleva-
Ted RaiIaoay Journal
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06
MAKE HENS lay

An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, now
travelling in this country that of the Horse
and Cattle Powders sold here worthlesstrash He
says eridan Condition Powders absolutely
pure and immensely valuable. Nothing earth will
make hens lay like Sherdan's Condition Powders.
Dose one teaspoonful to pint food. Sold every
where. sent by mail for eight letter stamps. s.
JOHNSON h co, Boston, Mass formerly Bangor Me.
PARSONS PURGATIvE PILLS make new rich blood.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06
A Bonanza Mine

of health is to be found in DR.. R. Y. Pierce's
''Favorite Prescription" to the merits OF
which as remedy for female weakness ana
kindred affections thousands testify.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

81 HOPE this is not counterfeit" said a
lover. as he toyed with his sweetheart's hand.
1.-THE best way to find out is to ring it, was
the quick reply
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

CoNsoLIyG: Poor -'Heavens, what
a pain there is in my heldr Wfe-'Com-
planning of that! You ought to be thankful
there is anything in it.''
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

THE answer is: One is corn in the pepper,
ami the other is pop in the corner. You can
fix the question to suit yourself. 10y uckensack
RepublicGn. rs III
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

THERH is an article going the rounds headed
"Who Kissed Away That Tesr!' Well we
suppose it is as well to own up to it first as
last 1t is mighty mean man that won't
kiss away a tear-pect'S Sum-
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

'sAND phat wud ye want SIGH man as
Pathrick fori' said Mrs. McGlone. "Ye
niVer cud thrust him out ye sight, onliss we
was wild him.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

~ A pint of the finest ink for families or
schools can be made from a ten-cent package
of Diamond Dye. If you want good ink cheap,
try it.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

"YoUNG MAN" said the landlord, 81 al
ways eat the cheese rind.' And the new
boarder replied: Just SO; am leaving this
for VOL y
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

. a CLERGYMAN after MARKINGS couple made
use of the following benediction !: Forgive
them, Lord, for they know not what they do"
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

and killed while dressing for her wedding.
There is such thing as girl being too at
tractiye
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

aAeNYe Coin money with DR.. Chase's New
AUEU Receipt Book. Newly revised and en-
lsreed BY mail e. Address Chase Pubg Co.. Toledo o.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

INNOCENT levity by the gentleman with the
glass eye: mo; can't vote; Pm not natu-
raleyesed. "-Louxsale Courier-you,7al
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-05-06

ZONE! lnhsmmatory rheumatism, cured by
st. Jacobs Oil Ira Brown Chicago Tribune.