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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

Coop ADVICE ron MoTHGrs. Many moth
ers do not prepare their daughters for happy
marriages. They neglect 20 teach them the
duties of housekeeper, under mistaken
idea which they hold of love and tenderness,
that they do not want their daughters to
have so hard life as they have. But il
they are not properly educated their lot will
be even harder. One need not in order TO
be thrifty and economical, always be her
own dress-malter or her good mans tailor;
for there is often real economy in getting
these heavy cares off ones hands, thus leav.
ing the wife reader and stronger for the
many duties constantly arising, which no
one else can do so well Bnt the plain sew
ing can he most neatly and sayingly done
at home under the careful instructive eye
of the house mother" even though she
ran afford to hire assistance.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

A VIRGINIA Doc TRAP. "A Virginia farm
er, having suffered severely from the de-
predations of dogs upon his sheepfold, built
around number of sheep that dogs had
killed an Enclosure of rails twelve feet high
and ten feet square at the ground, the sides
of the trap sloping inward until an opening
was left about five feet square. Any dog
could easily climb such sloping fence and
enter the pen, but not even greyhound
could jump out of it, In three nights the
farmer captured forty-six dogs, including
fifteen or twenty that had never been before
in that neighborhood. This after there had
been public slaughter of all dogs suspected
of sheep stealing, save one, whose master
could not be convinced of his guilt. The
trip was built for his especial benefit, and it
caught him the first night Lyach1arg
Pf7yiaian.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

A N.A7 h,sel ,.1 t.o|. l.
er never ,oos ont n;oh.s g,,1s5a AMER;
ram
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Ps'9y ''o@"
-, - view Jersey man eouiah = see any
w'nesr ~ sihoh'iie WINE welShihg po"aer.
- N' "'is ''.''s now 20 ""09''
a'iioun's 70 eiie same Inc laau VINO
s.0pe n'' pape' " eeoho'llAe oaBh. V cui
n's noSe IN y hssp from puVihe m'ioNer-
s' nay 1-'"'so'''e ''s'a"s.
AIRY aud thrust foal VIII never be
hanged Tor yonr beauty, l sad Pmgrsy
VS. ! se','u ls'e'n t's eu'npn'lsl'' rs
f'''e'' Z s''''e' '''''sy's I '''4s'' r.
ia'es Oh tle ocean nowadays 40 not
tempt ny toward = voyage on inc Atiantle
'nis season. When We want httle run
-, $500 NV. ,s1sass ' ) ln..nse 'h t'x
'''' ss''a's''
hoei''eh'ai ruin a iheuicai cersihcate
-, 80 80 - wy '1'o'' S ny,
J. :, ess 49, a,.e. $3.50 ~ ,U..oNs
,at ~, Wv" a. a''s,ya ,a's' - nel
.,o s ,.S'' ,.aa ,na lne .,' " ''s'''
9''ea'' 4.'."'e
NICE lesson iof niue ioiks Inc Dog
anu 'a' are hgn''ng. is TINS wrong : Yes,
IL Is very wrong ior the Dog ana Cat TO
Aen, Dse''''o my We NV ,u''li,,' "np"
~ ~. ", ~, ~" ~ Wv
fV'''' 'i''' 'e''o' s'sS"sV 's"'e'.
a iiie"h nun lhs Srano scramble ioi
appointments "hoer the municipal onlcefs
nus J'uSe begun ana one Oh them mas alreaoy
huns UP TINS sign IN MS once Lady APP
pnc"h.s for cierksnips VIII please weep Ill
.he ah'e-foohi, as the hecoraer sunefs great
" ifom damp rect. san FRANCISCO foss
All DARK ana no pl'e how aye IKE
.he sermon 'his morning = asked good
prothef OF the deacon, as he passed out OF
the vestibule. Good, loud, forcible speak
err replied the deacon, ''but wheI there's
so much noise always think is was made
by a blank cartridge. --Ne'c Hdcen Regis
ter.
Wanted to swallow him: At think l
made n sensation" said Brown. can the
time was speaking the whole audience re-
ceived my statements with an open-mouthed
eagerness that was really wonderful"
Gaping is nothing very wonderful" re-
marked Fogg in his usual exasperatihg man
ner. boston Transcript.
Beating the devil around the stump.
Was there ever n better EXAMPLE of the witty
and concise form of expression common To
the real Western American than the answer
of the grim man of the sierras, who. when
asked about the character of neighbor.
sententiously replied; "Mister. I don't
know very much about him. but NV i'm
preston is that he'd make first-class strnn-
ger. Hartford Times.
Something of q change: When an
Austin schoolmaster entered his temple OF
learning few mornings ago he read ON the
Nsnssspoeso sne eousA.aav .sssusss, = ss,ss
teacher is donkey" Thepupils expected
there would be combined cyclone and
earthquake but the phiosophic pedagogue
contented himself with adding the word
driver" to tho legend and opened the
school with prayer, as usual --1eaas SIT.
! iags.
Quite so A few days ago little Oil
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

A GOLD NuooEr OF PECULIAR SHAPE. -
A peculiarly formed gold nugget weighing
eight ounces was found at the Bald Noun
tain Mine, at Forest City, Cal, lately The
formation Of the gold consists of a perfect
image of a human being. The legs and feet
are almost perfect, while the left hand,
which possesses four fingers, lays on the
breast, the right arm hanging down by the
side. The head stands erect, while the
whole form has the appearance of being as
dignifed as the Lord Mayor of London. -
Territorial Enterprise.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

WHEN HE WILL GER EVEN. "A Chicago
lawyer of the ford brow-beating stamp
was recently arrested by police sergeant
for interfering with the officers in discharge
Of their duty. He is now waiting for the
supreme moment when he can place that
sergeant in the witness stand. --Aadreso's
Queen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

A PLAINLY DRESSED QUEEN They who
picture Queen Victoria in their minds eye
rs clad in robe of crimson with a gold
crown upon her head viii be shocked to
learn that she takes her daily drive at Bal
moral with black straw bonnet upon her
head, and with large shawl of small check
shepherds plaid upon her shoulders.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

STARVING AND STAINING. When the CON-
position playfully makes an item say that an
actress will go starving instead of starring
with play, he may not be SO dreadfully
mistaken, after all = Braohlya Union-Ar-
gas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

Why do they file marriage intentions?
Sometimes to make them fit salary Of six
dollars week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22
UEL II. PERRY,
Attoruev-at-Law. Solicitor.

MASTER AND EXAMINER IN cHANcERf,
AND NOTARY PUBLIC.
Ohiee--In Masonic Hall (second floor, Bridge
street, Lambertville, n. j.
April 2, 1879
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

W. IF. HERR,
COuncelI0r-at- aW,
SOLICITOR AND MASTER IN 0IIANcERY
AND NOTARY PUBLIC.
Legal business attended to in all parts Of the
State. Special attention given to collections.
AS~ Office, Cor. Union and Coryell streets, LAM
bertyiile, Nj. Entrance on Union street.
April, q. 1880.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22

SOUTHEAST COR. BRIDGE AND Union SITS,
LAMBERTyILLE N. J.
Collections and all legal business intrusted to
our care will receive prompt and faithful atten-
tion.
C. A. SKILLMAN, c.. ii. SKILLMAN,
C6uaseilor-at-Lar. 4aorney-at-LGe.
July 2, 1879.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22
The Lambertyiile Record !:
PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
eT TERMS, $500 PER YEAR
CLARK PERSON,
EDITOR AND PUBLISHER.

ADVERTISING RATES.
| Square about II inches), time, 20
g g g g 3 times, 1.25
diminished ratio for large advertisements and
for those running for long periods.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-03-22
COMIC COMMENTS.

"A good husband, like good base-burn-
r, never goes out nights. Tole1o Ameri-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
sAR1BALD1 DEAD.

News comes of the termination of
one of the most eYentful lives of
the century-a life that has been,
during its 70 years. almost perpetual
storm; a life of wars and wounds, of
perils, of agitations, and of note
worthy incidents. Few careers
have been so crowded with excite
ment and turmoil as that of Gen
eral Giuseppe Garibaldi, the imam
of The people," the lover of two
countries, the sometimes almost en-
envy of mankind, and the vigorous
hater of priests and aristOcracy, yet
the worshiper of greatness
in others. Wild as the world
has. been over Garibaldi, en-
thusiastic as were the men and
women Of America over his vulgar
red shirt, soiled cravat and slOuched
hat; jubilant as was Great Britain
over his visit to her shores; crazy
as France was made by him, and
loud as Italy sang his praises, 1t is
questionable if he were not much
more an injury to mankind than a
benefit. Strife followed him every
where, save perhaps when he was
engaged in the laudable but unro-
mantle and unwarlike Industry of
making soap and candles on Staten
Island. New York. Even in his age,
and while tOttering over the grave,
he was an agitator, only last winter
one Of the innumerable popular eX-
element attributable directly to
him, occurring. But poor Garibaldi
is gone, and if the world does not
feel sorrow over the death it will
nevertheless mourn the departure
of the man who actually caused
thrones to totter, and whose in
fiuence upon the people was more
powerful than that of perhaps any
other person of his time. He was
brave and impious; reckless and re-
served; a leader lacking in some of
the best elements of the chief;
success as an agitator. but a miser-
able failure as an executive-just
such man, who if he had been
more evenly balanced, might have
reyolutionized half of Europe. He
was born at Nice. of poor parents,
July %, 1907.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
Conversation.
Editors Herald:

Editors Herald:
Ever since the Edmunds bill
passed it looks as if the following
conversation had taken place in
Washington:
Brother Edmunds-Good morn
ing Brother Howe; [ want your
help.
Brother Howe-Yes, certainly,
what can l do for you?
Brother Edmunds-Why discharge
eyeryldamned Mormon postmaster in
Utah.
Brother Howe All right, will do
~ Orders sent out; agent visits
officers: discharges men; better
nene ever made, then go to work
and appoint unnaturalized citizens
and foreigners John BoYden, OF
COalville, summit County, Must go.
Office all square, but a Mormon
with only one aim. Elias Asper, of
Echo, must go, because all who
know him will say he is a true man
every side up. In his place they
put a subject of Canada; and so on
all through the chapter-all in the
land of the free and the home of the
brave. Yours.
For A SQUARE DEAL.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
STAR ROUTE FARCE.

1t is talked in Washington that
the jury in the star route cases is
warranted to acquit. The defend
ants are said to be satisfied with the
jurors. Nobody knows why there
should be such a scandalous sugges-
ton, but there doubtless is q reason
for it, and government knows what
it is. We believe if the rumor
could be traced to its source, it's
origin would be found with the
prosecution. There is very gen
eral impression that government
has no case against the star reuters.
The exposure" was largely sensa-
tional. The late administration
wanted hobby, and it picked upon
reform, - starting in with the star
routes. The mail contractors and
those back of them may be the
worst thieves outside the jail. bet
so far nothing has been developed
to show they were doing anything
very wrong, or for which they cid
not have Observation-Disclosures
The reforms that the late postmaster
general instituted did not reform,
and the great saving he brought
about does not appear in the treas
ury. The only saving effected was
in cutting off needed mail service.
The prosecutions were left as a
rather awkward legacy to the present
administration, which has made a
showing of earnestness and industry
in order to keep up appearances.
Now that it sees failure to convict
is inevitable, a very good crawl-out
is to lay it to the jury and say that
bribery has defeated justice. Thus
all the political benefits from a con-
viction are preserved, and the repu-
tation of the reform officers of gov
eminent is maintained. The whole
business has been farce, and is
likely to end in one.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
TuE oHEApER nostare nneatinn Is

TIE CHEAPER postage question is
again before Congress and the coun-
try, and there is some prospect that
it will soon receive the considera-
ton that its Importance demands.
A bill has been reported to the
House by the committee on post
offices and post reads, to reduce the
rate on first class mail matter to
two cents per half ounce and one
cent for eIch additional half ounce.
The committee believes, and
rightly, that reduction of postage
will not lessen the revenues, but in
crease correspondence to make up
for the falling off. Experience in
this and every other country has
taught that this method of reasoning
is correct. The reduction temper
arily dimishes the receipts, but the
increase in business soon more than
offsets any deficiency. But even
should government lose by reduc-
ing postage rates, the public money
could not be expended in a manner
that would be more satisfactory or
more beneficial to the people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
"0Ur COLLINS"

Tomorrow evening Mitchell's
Plea, ure Party will open ut the Salt
Lake Theatre in Our COLLINS"
The piece is extensively billed about
the city, which alone is sufficient
to excite degree of merriment and
which gives promise of a most
amusing entertainment. The piece
is a sort of musical melapge, and
contains airs of the most taking
and delightful character which are
very ably rendered. Following is
what the Rochester EGpreSS says of
the piece aud its performers, which
will be given on Monday night for
the first time:
Mitchel's Pleasure Party, in sour
Goblins," was last evening greeted with
good sized audience, at the Corinthiau
Academy Of Music. Since the last ap-
pearance here of this combination,
another act has been added to the play,
and also two new characters, making
seven people in all, instead of five, sc
heretofore. The new act is the opening
one, and consists OF the rehearsal OF 8
play, written by "Oetsvus Lengfellow
Warbler" (Mr. Forrester), entitled
''Society in q Nutshell" This occurs
previous to the departure of the Cobb
family and friends on q trip TO
Europe. and gives j. N. Norcross, the
new male member of the com bination,
an opportunity to display his powerful
voice in a bses solo, which was finely
rendered and enthusiastically applauded.
In this act also are introduced q nun Der
Of new songs and selections from the
opera Of "Olivette." The remaining
two acts of the play are unchanged. and
contain the real enjoyment of the even
ing's performance. The new artists
added to the company make q decided
Improvement in its strength, and espec-
eially does this appear in the choruses of
musical selections rendered during the
progress Of the play. In the third act
the company ahows of TO better advan-
tsge than in any portion Of the perform
ance, and the acting and singing of the
different members is excellent. Mr..
Wilson as Baron Won SchWartzbruden,
and Mr.. Gill IS Lodevico, were very
funny in their respective characters, and
were several times heartily encored. The
singing of the Duet by Miss Emma Car
son and VIM. Forester in this act was
excellent. and twice encored. The re-
naming members sustain their chsrac-
tiers in a praiseworthy and creditable
manner. This afternoons matinee and
performance this evening, terminates
the engagement.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
u ID q a L
BLANKS

NHE FOLLOWING LINE OF
/ BLANKS has bean compiled With
ihs greatest care and with the adYics 81
he leading members Of the legal fratsr.
atty Of Salt Lake City. They sfe nAAa
70 conform strictly to the law Ia sYgJ
particular, and parties usinR Assa
Blanks will and them TO be the bet era
Ased L tAis Territory:
PLIcATToKs FOB PATENTS - mB
.-Notioe Of Location,
@Application for Patent,
@Pfoof Of Posting Notice, and
Diagram Of Claim,
Proof that Plat and Notice 30.
manned Posted,
@Register's Certificate Of Posting
Notice..
&Frcof Of Publication,
7-AfidaYit Of $500 Improvement,
1Amdsvit Of Oiizsnship,
9-OeEtifSste thatRo Suit & Pendins
Of Attorney,
l1--Nd ice Of Application.
i2-Cerifcate Of Identity Of UaEn.
IS-Statement and Charge Of FeaR,
l<-Agree0ent Of Publishes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
TIE CONTENTS OF the hERALD this

TIE CONTENTS OF the hERALD this
morning are ss follows:
1sT PAeE-Latest Telegrsms-CouEres-
sionsl, ETC
ID PAeE-Cupid's Strategy.
Sd PAeE-Drsmatic Gossip.
zrH PAez-Editorials-Hotel Arrivals,
etc.
5TH PAGE - Tuberculsr Disease The
Moral Advancement of the Race.
9Th PAGE Observations Relating to
House Sanitation.
7TH PAGE - Observations Relating to
Heuse SAINT ton continued.
sTB PAeE-Telegrsphic News-Micel-
lGneous.
9TH PACE TelegFspbic News-Miecel-
lsneOus.
10TH PAGE-LiRhtDiug Calculators.
1ITH PAGE - Correspondence - Our
French Letter
18TH PAGE The ZuDi Language and
Folk Lore, etc.
18th PAGE-The Messiah Come, etc.
18th PAGE - Literature - CorreEpon-
dence-That Drive.
18TH PAGE-The Cannon Campbell De-
bate Concluded.
10TH PAGE-A New Industry Cache
Vailey-DocRl Items.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04

FOLLOWING IS the section Of the
Edmunds law declaring certain per-
sons ineligible for election or ap-
pOintment to Office:
SEC. THAT no polygamist, big
amist, or GTy person cohGbiti1g sOitf
more than one aOomGn shall
be eligible for election or appoint
ment to or be entitled to hold any
Office or place of public trust, honor,
or emOlument, sc.
Below is the oath prescribed by
Governor Murray, to which he re-
quiresSau persons to subscribe be-
fore securing commissions:
81 do sOlemnly swear (oI
afirm) that I am not a big
amist or polygamist, that I dc
lot live or cohabit with more than
one woman IN the marriage reyG-
tioi1," sc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04

THE UNITED States census for
1880, shows, there are in Utah, in
round numbers, 10000 Mormons
all other residents, $4,000.
Salt Lake Tribune editorial
March 26: "Ia all the discussions
of the effect of the EdmuTads bill, 1t
hSS not been disguised By the GdoO-
Gates Of that measure that 1t GOGs
framed and passed for the purpose
Of transferring the political poaOAr
in U&ab Territory from the No, =
mons to the GentiEeS. 1t aOGS so
stated IN the Senate debate, ;, and Gtc-
teraCGrdS reiterated n the House
debate on the BILL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04

A SENATE committee has been
investigating to try and learn who,
if anybody, offered to help the
whisky men by influencing con-
gressmen to pass a favorable law
concerning liquors. The inquiry has
been quite thorough, but has elected
no wrong-doing on the part of any
body. The outcome is rather aston
ishing to the committeeman them
selves. It is rare indeed that some
dirt is not discovered by such inves-
LEGATIONS, though it is seldom any
thing comes from them beyond a
temporary scandal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
Just Received.

Utah Dixie Gotten BATTING. a
large stock of Trunks, white and
cel0red Yarns, navy blue tWii led
Flannel, TWeeds and Cassin1a e1-
Linsey, Sheeting, ETC., at John Ont,
ler's, agent Provo WoolIen Mills
Old Constitution Buildings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04

THE VOTE for George @. Canno
at the delegate election on NOvem-
Der 2, 1880: was Is, 56S.
The vote for Allen G. Campbell at
the delegate election on November
2, 1880, was 1857.
Salt Lake Tribune Editorial,
ssFTgur5ng Up," March 31St, 1882 &:
$50, then aOe haze three to one against
yolL, Mr. HERALD, and of course you
are gone. There's nothing like being
accurate IN yOttr figures, yOlk see a;
and the fellOa0 a0bo counts up first
IS sure to be beaten"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
British Bits.

London, g. Irish residents of
Liverpool are arranging a demon
stration in honor of DaYitt, to take
place on Tuesday.
Forty-six liberals voted with the
minority in the Commons last even
ing. on DaVey's amendment exclud-
ING eases of treason or treason-fel-
ony, from trial by the special com
mission courts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
PROVISION IN the bill of rights in
the proDOsed Utah constitution.

the proposed Utah constitution.
SEC. i. The right to worship CD,
according to the dictates ef conscience,
shall never be infringed; nor shsll sny
person be compelled to attend or support
any kind of worship; nor shall any con-
troll of, or interference with, the rights Of
conscience be permitted, OF any prefer
ence given By law to any religious estsb-
lishment or mode Of worship. No relig-
ious test or property qualification shall
be required for any Office Of public trust,
nor for any vote st any election, not
shall sny person be incompetent to tes-
Hfy On account Of religious belief
On which the Salt Lake Tribune
of April 26th, comments: Not
only does the section above quoted
protect and guarantee polygamy; it
does the same for any other sort of
eligious deYiltry which may be
proposed in the future. Other
features Of this remarkable
document are not much better
than this"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
Third Day. June 27th,

Ne. 9. Club purse, s5Oo-Novelty running
race. For all ages. One mile and half.
First half mile, SlOe; first mile, $3.50; mile and
one-hslf, $3.50.
No, 10. Club purse s250.-Running. For al
ages; SITS to first; $50 90 second; SIS to third.
Three taurrns Of mile
No. II. Club purse, $2OO.-Running. For
all ages; S125 to first; $50 to second; S25 TO
third. Half mile heats three in five.
No. y. Club race, S4OO.-Trotting. For 2'4O
class; $3.50 to first 500 70 second; $50 to third.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
lndnIgent Parents

Who allow their children to eat
heartily of high-seasoned food, rich
pies, cake. ETC., will have to use Hop
Bitters to prevent indigestion, sleep
less nights, sickness, pain, and per-
haps death. No family is safe with
out them in the house.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-04
SECTION 5 of the Utah school law

SECTION . OF the \ Tan SchOOl law
"SEC. 8. The trustees shall pro-
vide suitable scheolhouses and keep
the same in repair, employ teachers,
and furnish fuel, maps, charts, and
other suitable articles for school
purposes, and may at their option
collect tuition fees. They shall pre-
scribe the manner in which schools
shall be conducted, and the branches
to be taught, and rates Of tuition
therefor, and establish outhouses,
Fairgrounds, and other appurten-
ances."
Editorial comment Of the Salt
Lake Tribune thereon May 9th,
1882: "The whole school system is a
fraud and imposition, which intel
igent people throughout the Terri
tory will be glad to see go into de-
cay.