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Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline and LOSS
OF SASH1OD, In all its complications,
and from whatever cause produced. 10
enrehes and purifcs the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerves, Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproductive
Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties. ID
stops any unnatural facilitating drain upon the
SYSTEM preventing involuntary Losses, facilitating
destructive to mind and body. 1t Is a sure
elimlnator of all KIDNEY AND BLADDER COM
PLANTS. 1t contains injurious Ingredients
To those suffering from She evil effects
OF youthful tHdtscreIions or excuses, q
speedy, thorough and permanent CGRE
IL GUARANTEED. Price, Ss2 so per bottle,
or i've bottles in CAGE, with full directions and
advice, sic. Sent secure from observation 10 any
address upon receipt Of price, or G. 0. D. To be
had only OF
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Society, Dmness OF vision, Noises in tie Head the
vital fluid passing uEobserved in the urine, -
many other diseases that lead to insanity and deaf
hr. HzSTIE, who is 4 regular physician grad
uate Of the University Of PennsylvsniaN Will agree
to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for a case OF
this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE (under his
special advice and treatment) viii not cure or for
anything impure or injurious found in IL. DIR.
MISTlE treats all Private Diseases successfully
without mercury. Consultation free. Thor
ough examination and advice, including analysis OF
urine, So. Price Of Vital Restorative, SO q
bottle, or four times the quantity, $40 sent to
any address upon receipt OF price, or c. o. d. Sc
cured from observation, and in private name II
desired, by A. Il. MsNTaE, IA. H., No. II
Aearny street. san Francisco, CaR.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE,
VIII be sent to any one applying by letter. stating
symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to
all business transactions.
DIR. MINUTES KIDNEY REMEasE. NE
PHRETiCUE, cures oil kinds of Kidney an
Bladder Complaints, Gonorrh0a, elect, Leucorrhea
Fer sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle six bottle
for IS.
DIR. sFENTEE'S DANDELION Pills are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and RFLI1JE
cure in the market. For sale by all Druggists.
KIRK, GEARY l. CO., Sacramento Wholesale
!. gents Ip1y&o9sw1yWS
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THE GREAT ENGLISH RERsDY

Is q neveT-failIng cure
for Nervous Debility, Ex-
hausted Vitality, Sem.
inal Weakness, Sper-
rnatorIhea, Lost Wan.
!, cod, I'm potency,
Paralysis, and all the ter
rible effects of acif-ablse,
youthful folliCs and ex-
cesses in mature years
such as Loss OF Memory.
LassitGde, Nocturnal
Emissions, Aversion to
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w. A. uuGHsns. N. D.

W. H HUSrHcJN, NJ. De,
HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND sURGEo.i.
4 Il Ofice, SOUTH, est corner Of Sc fenth and J
streets, In Bryte'a new building, up Jtairs. Resi-.
dence southeast corner of Seventh and II streets,
sacramento Office hours: / to and to P.M
auSb-kDlm
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.earny street. san Francisco, car.
Sample ROTTlE EREEI
h is re a Z

This Gre at
$ rem atts c ain &
Remedy and Nerve
TONIC Is the legitl-
mate result Of over
twenty years Of prac.
teal experience, and
CURES WITH UN-
FAILING CERTAINTY
Nervous and Physica
Debility, Semins, Weak.
ness, Spermatorrhea,
stGtOrrh 0e a,
Ef1-fezfn,yu Itsnnta,,,,,
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Soiepb SanSa'S MiibIe
in :asu Braunisls mablt fsbr sutss &urn.
nnc sSsi,snmsal nno perfag.t In arp6en
Qnnntitdtrn In bic llmsessnb.
3 0 m : pbe eerrettet.

aiHllIam s. @Ousblin BON @omeruiue,
Maii., faat: SIN Ssrts 1876 betam Id
euassno,a:s:s. ssi0lst ron einsm teftiaen
5uitsn. So YsrlVr ben appstit unb mein
5leileb aAs rsnses beiiIdserte. Sn 1877
brahie man mth tns 5ospttal. Oie Msr,ts
srt!arten. ih bate ein Cod In msiner Gun.
Sc soa osr @rSbe zines balbsn Dollar
fadss. Sosar Die NaariGt scn msIrem
5oes ctrtrsitete il&, SID ssb aae 9Oif.
nans auf; ta ,wpfasi mir tin Sreunp
Or. Btiliam Salls BaIfom
fur eie aanse. Sd eebrauate etne
Glaf6e unb 3u mstnsm Griaun,n wuree
Id ttlfer, unb bin bsute ssfaneer, als felt
orti Sabren.
Sd Inrsibt biss IN ber 6offnuna. bos
Ssosr NIT tranftr eunss @sbaitsts Or.
WHltaE AaIls 8al1am a..
brOu4t unb Id bin uberseuet, boe tal.
itlts bts @usSshFupa tstit. SD tann 20
lttio bseaugtsa. sab mir sr Ballam neb,
Gatss fswisisn bat, als aue lbriasn Nr.
,'nfisa ,uiammsu, eit Id nabm.
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= pancoaH & Sobn BADEN
eorSagli6e meibe @efen 3u 81 oas
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Der @iisnbabntuu in ben Ser,
Stseten bat, wie pss u&ailwah asea
mittbeilt, iuSbrcnb pes leeten Sabrss
ni4t untetrddtli9 SuSsuommsa. es
wIrbsn 1881 unsefabr Sebntauieno Mei.
len neuer ginien eOniruirt, BON benen bis
gum !. 9uni nur ianbebnbnnbsrt ses
tsnt waran. Sm steiden 3etraume
wurben i'm laufsneen SABRE 3480 Meiten
selest. g8enn biees YerbdltniB iid
pibrenO bieiss sunssn Subres bieltc, 70
waroe bus Sabr 1882 ous abgelaufene ual
mebr ais bas Doppelte iiberaeisen. Ocd
1T bus fuum moslid. 9eetes Sabr
um bieie 3sit bate nan teine gsIardtun=
isn mesch per Grnts. Wlqnn rsdnete
giun9 aai Aunabme esr Irauspprtbe'
barfnllie. uno in SClse oeden ntltanc
uetrfades Werlansen mad neuen Dabn'
linien. Die biesbesusliden Wabrneb.
munsen bsbnten fid bis in bas nsue Sabr
aus ,um 70 mebr als Der psrflchsns 8mtsr
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= Strait 1T ber Yan3er, bic ben lnenidti=
den aSrper 8eSen SratbeitsunliHe iaast.
Dies 8ielt bei benz sineliden SSrper IN
nod bEbersm 0raee alS bei benz aSrper
bsS @rwa9ienen, unb ssrtrSslide seiunoe
Nubruns, bic Der Masen leidt peroauea
tann, biloet bas Waterial. aus meldem
iener YunSer BON Tag 3u Gag uuf's Nene
sefsltiSt miro. SIR ben Wqsen eea CT
wadienen 1T bic Naspabl eea aur Nab>
sung saisuetsn Waterials cine gar man9s
fade far bic @rnSbruns DeS ainbes ba=
sesen tebarf es auBer Der Wiuttermild
unb beiOnbers nud bet GntmSbnuns elmer
geeisneten Speiie fiir beren deniide se=
liefert bat. Der Same bieler Speiie 1T
N eufdbter's DegtiAes & NJ
bermebi (paotrORbinel weldes in Of
len apcthefea, 3a 80 ets. bic gadie, 81
haten 1T.
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C. s.. Wfaner.

Ser unternebmenbe Maler un6 isar=
beHbdneler, 9err s. s.. Wfiiller, bat
leinem li6 INNER mebr eripeiternoen
Gel6aft ein neues Separtement biuau=
9efiist, namlid Elm Department fir
glloer: OelgemdlOe, gbromo's &C. ge=
benbel. nie oas sulammen gebort, bat
Qerr MULLER eine grDBe Musipa6l BON
9ahmen aller Mrt unb iibernilnmt bas
Ginralmen bon 8ilbern, bonn aroBteu
Oelsemaloe big sur fleinen pbotogra=
pbie. Dab 9err Miiller aud in oieler
Sran6e grfolg baben wirb, 1T hei leis
tter Seliebtbeit als &eufnann, Bel iei=
ner promrtbeit uno Geellitdt nid)t an
bers all ertuarten. 9err Wtiiller bat lid)
our6 iein energil6es Seitbalten an
felte Yreiie unter Der Gebinguna -nur
oor5ilgli6e Mrbeit su IieFera einen &uf
eripprbcu une beute 1T bie ueber,euz
gung eine allgemeine, baB per quite iub
gel6madboae 9lrbeit get6an baben mill ,
li6 an 5errn Mua:r menbet. eym &C.
i6aft bes 9errn Miiller finoet man
nunmebr: 1arben, Dele, Glas. piniel,
allerlel Wfaterial Snr &unltmalerei,
5apeten, 8iloer uno 8ilberrabmen
init Allsn1, NOS IN oieIs syader
l6ld9t. SaHeben betreibt Serr Miil=
ler S9iloer<, 6aus= unb Gtuben=Ma=
lerei, fiibrt ale 9lnitrei6arbeiten unb
auitrd9e fir bas Sapesiren con 3im=
lnern Gus, 9a3 @ei1aftslofal bes
9errn @tilller 1T am @ommercearaBe,
neben Der pacific GrpreB Office.
7,6t6uiplm.
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burd feline ausersewSbnlide W|il0e ben
@iienbabnbauten sanitis mar. Die ses
senlpartisen gefardtunsen tpesen ber
Grnte iino wobl faum besriinoet, ,pirfen
iebc9 immerbin ldbmenb auf neue 81
iensabn- nnterne9munaen. Die 3abl
Der neuen 8abnseiellidaften nit anses
fansenen Sinien unb Der dlteren, melae
ihr Babnnee persrSBern, III 5mei9unbert=
famfunbSmanSis. Sn Iera5 ,purben in
bieiem Sabre bereits iiebenbunbertpier,
unooreiBis Weilen neue 2inien ben alten
on9efaSt, une bieier Staat unb Gplo=
rabO baben bic bwetbabneu I'M ein>
tau ieno Weilen pern,ebrt.
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cages ; Wemisfeiten.
6 nj d II B..

= Sei 8redeu Arram i'll 1nbianer=
1slrlt6rium bat ein 9agelIturm groBen
S6a6en anaeri6tet.
- Die erfe garlaouna Seras Wei=
sen fam ON Is. in Stem Oorf an uno
bra6te $3.50 per 8ulbel.
= 8on 6. 3. 0ernoorn's plantaae
in Ga6bo pariib, g., fam bsr erie
yalleM BaumDaae bieler 9ailpn in
Gbreoepnrt Guf ben Warft.
NusIanb.
: Sen. SSnatieif lit ieines polfems
als gtlniiter bes Snuern entboben uor=
ben. Sn Berlin unb Wien 1T bic Nad,=
ridt nit NefriebiaHng anfgeAOmmen
lnoroen.
= Wdbreno ber gta6t BON 13. brad
IN Wontreal, CANADA, 6euer aus, bas
beim 46gana Der Depei1e nod piitbete
un6 bereits einen S1a0en BON anoert=
balb Millionen anseri6tet bate.
= Das Gbei6eioungsgeieb lpuroe in
Der franS0Iii1en Deputirtenfamlner mil
344 gegen 143 Stimmen CUR speiten
9eiung gebra1t.
= Bismard belt I'M &ei1stag eine
Nsoe gu @uElten oes 3abaGsmonphels
Ulo filnbiate an, haB ct Die 8ill in ber
nq0Itsg SiBung uno i'm preuBil9eu
Sanotas a1ernqls Dorlegen iperoe.
Wilroe bic Bill wieOerum Suriidgetpie=
fen, fo weroe er an Die Mdblsr appel
iiren. ct blebe ilir auf ieinem pofen
um ben oem aaiier geleiIteten gib gu
balten.
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- Gin @tnt fIr Grauen. - Grau.n
pslds in Bolss rss Rlimas unb unlsrsr Sc.
bsnsmsiie piel ourd St6runs uno lnre.
eelmdbisfeit Der ptr1thisoenen Oreans ,u
lstten tabsn, fnosn In Or. WuguI
& onte's 9amburstr5rppf et'
nsn Born Der 0eluabbsit uno oes @lIds.
Slsidiu&t. 5pferts unb wie bic Qtibea
osm msiSlihen @tl&lsdt eissu, aae b.ibsu
moseu. ufrbsa curh Cen Gebraud iscu
Or. Mu9uif & Snts's 5ambur9er
lropfen, nerbunben nit weiisr Didl
uno'n6tbi9e Uswssuna, nit esidtiolsit
anb lIaer sstoben.
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&erabiesmmg ner Hrei5e fir
DRY-GOOpS
8. y. Tamf, s(lump pla,a


9trr G. .. sSrant bat bic prd1e fir
lol8fnbe g hnitt= Daaren fur
btsls Wohe Mn miuoe llens 25 Vro,snt
rsbu,irt:
1rau,SiIf&e eawas NIT 6ancs goros.
Ganss lsintns 9awns.
So 3oa frunsaafae ytreales.
3sptpr uno lHotttlHe 0instams,
Sssriudus, SiibOp u. Yietorialawns.
@smultsrte unt sinla6s glaiulcuts.
StIsisr uae anssu lsi&ts Stolfe, BUN.
tinss u. +. 10.
Spib.n. &rassn. Sals. uub la(dsa.
tiher unb Sonnsnltirme.
Spssieut prsiis unp Ansrbistunaen
Ia 9srrsn. uno &nabsu. Nn,aatn. Sn..
fsln. S&ubsn, 5smpsn, 5utsn u. +. 10.
SosSsn srbaltsn sinsn neutn gorrott BON
Oamsn' une Rinpsrfhut,n, 6aasl6u.
ben. pantcfitln uno SciIsi..sr.ileln,
Dir patti. a5nisin 3istorla, @ullan
nnS erraast bausldut. linb lOsben Elm
sstrcnsn unb wsresn ,um biaisRsu pr,ils
oHsrtrt. gsrssbt Mot, bab STR tisl.
yrs'strmabisuns unb slsis Offnh uur
Fa0fI oft q. Q. Srant,
Alamp. .Yla,a,
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@eaht pcr ,bm murbe BON elmer iaben
BIdHe bebedt uab aus bent bleiden @e=
1dtc tarrten ibn bic srcBen Wusen an !;
aber nidt i'll auf1obe,nosr Treube, u,ubte
er 7d iaben: eridrrden eber, pieaetdt
ersiirnt - er fcnnte es nidt entlAeiben;
aber er war gu melt S,samssm - 3urid
burfte er ridt.
Sd Elm Stnen cine auftldruns idul.
big. fubr er leiie unb in eiuem Eempo
fort, has nit benz SdlaJe feinss 5erjens
Taft belt. i'd babe mir cine Nplfifca=
tion erlaubt, bic nit Der tisfen 5odad=
tuns. melds i'd iir @ie, FIR bic Waronin
empfinbe, in orouiamem gBiberfprude
ifeht uub fit bic id nur Cine @nti4ulbi.
sung an nfibren lam meine Treunof@aft
fir @owarb @orbcn. Nun, oa Gle msi=
men tpabren Namen fennen, ben S5nen
Mr. Didlom, pieueidt goware ielblt, Elm
uno bas unberemol senannt bat - mas
lou id, Sbnen pel pon bieier i5reunof6aft
fpredens SO babe ldusil teine @ltern
mear, babe Ositwifer ME sebabt BON
9ineestsinen an 1T mir Gpwaro @orocn
Bruber uno Sdweifec uao Ngss seipeien;
bic 3sit uuo bic Dsrns bahen iiber n,eine
eiebe su ibm tsine @sualt seSabt uno
menn er rcn Calcutta mad Ncm
teteSraebirt hi!te Bob, biz mubt bid
fur mid aufuansea, es se6t aidt anbsrs.
alter Sunse. BET @utt i'm pimmel, id
slaube, i'd bate nidbt ,urEdteIesrupbiit
Warum ? fonoern bate mad ieinem Wil=
len .getban. llub bab es nit itm vica
versa ebeoIo semeien mare = nun Sie
f.nnen ia bic 8erbdltniHe uno miiien. ME
er 1T uns we er 10 aeworben III uno oab
es feinen einfameren reuoeleIsssa GRen
iden oiebt, gig gsparb @prtcu.
i(Juftfsbnns fOlst)
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OfanSsuille, q. o. : ,unfsr 3ranfsr
NJ Elm alter Wlann bon II Sabren, bsr 1dpr
visr Sabr feant IL. 6anf Doltersn tat.n
ptr9stli@ itrs 9unf on idM probirt, obns
itT aa!ff brIaa,u iu isnnsn. eenn isins
Utine wurtsu immsr tidsr. Go wurpen
uns ,wtt Glai&sn ct. Satobs Osl pon
Jreunbsn sugsihsdt. Dieiss burlihs
WttteI earirte Gas us6sl uno bic 0efabr
tf paitwunbsn." - Wlttlm 5inrihe.
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(Detroit Jree Wreb bonn I3. Gan !

5s@bs'msr Bros. batsn foebeu elm Gar
loao bon Nesbs Silt @c9s 1one erbalten.
Dieter @rtifel psrfaufl fa lebr ra(a uno
10 mub Go au@ (stn, senn Is 1T otae 3wsi.
TEL Der bette Nrtttsl ieiner Nrt, Der ie elm.
gfTnbrt ipares, uno bat niAt 1eines Wlsi.
6sn. y'ur has bette Mate.ial w!ro ,u
Nstos SILT o0ae 1unic YeruouDt.
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1897 gsninss I'M s,sirase SpG 1886. 500
NJ 1nfrassa far assnter. fopis Raitn frI
elues iSnnen MIR in bsr Offlee In 9sw- Srltans
etma6t ftrbsn.
Dsssn SnfCrmaiiOn %. 8tasQrnssn ftrtttt mas
4" WR. VI. Daupbiu,
Rtw Srltens z
eeparS TO0rt. gssui. eds Ssulpn II. aaasia
euaes. Gan antOnio-
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-07-22

wooden carpet wears, and the horse hair.
furniture looks SO gentecl. When YOU
get my lcgacy--ain't there a door open
Somewhere, Pameley? pye rot cold
water a-running down my back
"Do put on this shawl, Aunt Han
nah" begged Mrs. Dodd; "rll stir up
the fire and bring my foot-stove and a
bottle OF hot water; the houseis old, you
see. and full of cracks
"When you get my legacy YOU can
have new one, Pameley. What have
YOU cot that counterpart hanging up to
the doorway for? TO keep out the air:?n
"That's a porticrc, Aunt Hannah'
"Lor', | heard up to heartfelt that
you had a }20rhcre, and folks wondered
what it was like, and said they hoped il
wasn't nothing catching; I've been
meaning to ask you about it ever since
come, but the will and the cold snap
put it out of my head. SO that's a
porhere, eh? Can't you afford a door,
Pameley9'
eve took it of a-purpose. said LII
cinda; "doors amt anything beside
portieres, nowadays"
"Fm afraid it ain wholesome said
Aunt Hannah her teeth chattering in
her head, to speak tiguratively. II be-
lieve I'm coming down with one of my
colds" as though she had q monopoly
of them. Il hope it won't be nothing
serious till [ see LAWYER Browne; his
folks would laugh in their sleeves if they
was to come in for all the property. 1
guess I'll 90 to bed.'
I'm just slip the warming-pan into
your bed first, Aunt Hannah, and build
a fire in your room and put some pen
nyroyal to steep. You don't feel fever
ish, do your
But poor Aunt Hannah never reached
bingham, and the will was never made.
pride goes before a fall Tom Dodd
reflected aloud. "You paid a pretty
price for your porticre, Pamelev; hope
you feel as though you'd got your mon
ey's WORTH
"It's like locking the stable after the
horse is stole,'' remarked Lucinda when
the curtain was taken down and the
door replaced.
IL don't never want to hear the name
again, Lucinda Dodd; don't talk to me
OF portiercs,' said her mother; "they
oughtn' never to have been invented"
--1Hury n. Prescott. in Our Continent.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-07-22
Glasses Of American Tourists.

The Americans in Europe may be
roughly divided into three classes.
First come the cultivated and aesthetic
few, of the type that the late Mr.. Long
fellow giorified In his Hyperion and
that Mr. James loves to elaborate in a
series of novels which would seem more
artistic were they less monotonous.
Then follow the far more considerable
body who are refined i'll manners rather
than in intellect; and who, settling
chiefly in France, although sometimes
in Italy, chameleon-like, take the colors
of the people they live among. Finally,
we have the grand rush of the tribes of
the Philistines, or tourist proper. who
might, OF course. be subdivided almost
indefinitely, but who nevertheless have
their most characteristic features in
common. The cultivated American,
when he does not carry astheticism to
excess and initiate the morbid eccen-
tricities of the feminine minded English
philanderer, is one of the most agree
sble and entertaining Of travelling COM
panions. -Londo1s Saturday ReuieW.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-07-22
Definitions.

1t is curious, the love some people
have of definitions. They are the de-
light. of persons who think, but whose
thinking has not gone great way. 1t
is not hard to understand why defni-
lions are in such favor. To begin with,
they save good deal of trouble; it is
pleasant to know that we have the re-
suit of much patient thought and care
full investigation put up for our use in a
neat, compact little buddle, easily port
able without fatigue. Definitions are
compressions of large truth into small
compass, and it is plain that they may
be very useful things; but the difficulty
with them is that they are not always
trustworthy, and it is just this essential
point about them which the definition
lover is incompetent to decide. He
wants sure rule of Judgment in GER
tain matter, because he himself does not
understand it well enough to do without
2 definition, or to make one for himself.
Oddly enough, he is often ignorant of
what a definition is; he needs, first Of
all, to have the meaning of that word
defined for him. -Atldntic Monthly.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-07-22
IN OLD STORY NEWLY REM
DERED.

Joe Blade had lived single for thirty-one
But now he decided to take him a wife,:
Which he did with all promptness, untroubled
OFFS bossibIe end to the peace Of his life.
But soon he discovered that many loose ways,
Which in days of his freedom had sure taken
Were dispensing to her who should brighten
And must now be abandoned-else life be a
storm.
He called on an old boon companion one day
Tom Waynor his name-and he told him his
.'That is nothing" said Tom, 'for all wives
have their say,
belief
s'If you are in doubt that my statement is true,
Well start out at once, and will give it a
We will call at each house and find out by some
If the wife has an influence over the rest.
.'with every man we can find on the way
Whose wife has no influence, COW I will
If you will permit all those under her sway
The small gift of an egg from your hand to
receive
All day they labor, and many man
Accepted his egg with courteous bow;
But not one, when brought under the test of
their plan,
Could be found who was worthy of taking a
cow.
Their fin; final attempt was made just before
Approaching house, an old man they es-
pied:
II presume you're the owner said Tom.
Am right
"Yes, stranger, Pm boss of this ranch,' he re-
piled.
'''You're boss7 So you're single, take it," said
Joe.
mo, indeed. I've been married for twenty
five years.
But, betwixt you and me, would have you to
know,
No woman can ever lead me by the ears
Said Joe: sYou're the man we've been seeking
since morn.
See, here are two COWS; come take which
you please
On examining them both, he preferred the
But continued: Just wait till 1 speak to
Louise
my wife doesn't like the old short-horn at
ALL
He said, on returning; ''your pardon beg,
But l IL now take the brindle, although she is
small"
-'No you WON'T says Tom Waynor Joe,
give him his egg!'
Detroit Free Press.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1882-07-22
Raising Children.

When very young they should be kept
quiet. not too much exposed to the
light. 1t is usual to engage some old
and experienced expert to attend to
this, and the direction in which the
"twig is inclined'' at this stage is gen
orally the ruin of the parents peace OF
mind for two years.
Milk is said to be good for babes, but
there are SO many "patent foods now
sold at the drug store that milk may as
well be done away with. Give the
child something that you don't know
anything about and it will thrive-pos-
sibly.
Don't cross the child when it is small.
1t will take so kindly to having its own
way that it is really cruel to insist on
parental rights in the matter.
Learn the little coots to 'crow' as
early as possible. Take them in your
hands and toss them up as high as you
can and jounce their digestive organs all
out of place. This is a genuine ''raise'
of children.
AS soon as possible put the green ba-
by into baby carriage and push it along
the sidewalk, running into everybody
with it and gathering admiring crowds
at the crossings to worship it. This
will give the little one some idea of the
way OF getting on in the world in later
years.
1t is good plan to hurry up child
in the matter of walking. The sooner
child walks, the more bow-legged and
irrepressble he will be when he grows
up.
Just the moment the child lets 90 its
mothers apron strings plant it in the
neighbours front yard. This will save
your own lawn, while the little fellow
digs up the turf and carries away the
lawn Of the neighbor in his little pet
wheelbarrow.
Train the child to "appear' in COM
pany Urge him forward. There is
nothing like it. Visitors so much adj
mire to have children climb and crawl
all over them in their gentle, prankish
way.
A good share of dirt makes a child
grow. Soap and water is useful, how
ever, once week, to enable parents to
recognize their own children when they
call them in to dinner.
Let them have their own sweet way
always. They will retaliate in the fu-
ture by not letting you have yours; but
what matters that?
Never allow neighbors' children on
your premises. The hateful things will
influence your own children for bad.
Allowing your children to play with the
neighbours children on their premises,
however, has salutary effect on those
benighted little frauds, and it is your
Christian duty to see that your children
mingle in this manner as much as pos
sible.
The best dressing for children is the
sole Of slipper. 1t should be gently
swayed in the air above them and APP
piled vigorously-once in a while.
Good clothes, pretty clothes, are an
elaborate necessity for little ones. If
you are an eighteen-dollar- business-suit
man, you can afford to dress a child on
a thirty dollar silk velvet, brass buttor
basis.
When children get big enough to go
to school-well, you will be astonished
at the remarkable unanimity of the
school teachers and Board of Educa-
ton in relieving you of all rights, priv
ilege and authority. You won't have
anything more to do but sit with your
hands folded, and see these servants
OF the public make precious little prigs
of your darlings.-NeW Haceaa Re0ister.