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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

A DARKEYs account of a sermon: well, sah
de sermon was upon the miricles of de lOaves
and de fishes. De minister said how der seven
thousand loaves and de five thousand fishes di-
vided between de twelve apostles, an de mricle
was dat dey didn't bust
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26
TO LoNGFELLow.
ION Hearing He was ull
By PAUL HAMILTON HArxr.

o thou whose potent gcnius dixie the
Tendsriy meflowed by . ripplng hazel
Hast gained the all mens homage, love and praise,
Surely thy web Of life !. not outspun,
Thy glory rounded. thy last guerdon won,
Nay, poet nay l-fron thoughts calm sunset ways
Nay new born note. VI undeyenerate lays
Charm back the twilight gloom day be done
Bat psst the poet crowned see the friend
Frank courf<aus true-Abaut Whose locks Of gray,
Like golden bees, some glints Of Summer stray;
Cieafeyed with lips half poised twixt une and sigh
4 brow In whose soulmirruFinx manhood blend
Gfacs swcefzcsA power, and magnsninify
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

A CORRESPONDENT of a California paper SAYS
that roup in fowls may be cured as follows: To
one gill of water piece Of green vitriol about
the size of cherry, and one drop of aconite.
Let this be their only drink, but let it be given
fresh every day. In addition to the above, the
fowls should have an abundance of green food
lettuce, cabbage, and similar vegetables. 1t is
gether and scalded or well cooked. Fowls with
roup have swollen heads, the comb and gills
often becoming of pale color and sore, while
the eyes are nearly or quite closed up by the
swelling of the surrounding part. Roup is a
fatal disease unless remedies are promptly used.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

THE Shah of Persia lately had a tooth extract
ed. Prayers for his safe passage through the or
deal were offered up in the mosques, and he
made his will and took an affectionate farewell
of his wives.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

sIN ten minutes the devil will have me-" said
q Colorado murderer on the gallows This is
the most refreshing and candid speech we have
yet had from the gallows. The miscreant didn't
even have the cheek to ''fergive" us all.-N H.
Register
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

BUTTERsaIK CooKIEs.-One and one-auarter
cupfuls of butter, two-thirds of cupful of but
termilk, two cnpfuls of sugar, and one teaspoon
full each of saleratus and lemon extract.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

THE Boston 4drertiser gives this as a new col
lege joke. Professor says: thine is money I;
how do you prove itf' Student says: swell, if
You give twenty-five cents to couple of tramps,
that is a quarter to two
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

WHAT nose is more brilliant than a toper'sf
Why, volcanoes, to be sure. Pat remarks that
the chief glow of each comes from the crater.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

THE compositor who substituted an ''m- for .
"w, " in speaking of lady troubled with ''swell-
ing of the feet" accomplished the worst typo
graphical feet on record
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

GAINsBoRoUGH hats are being Missed in the
New York theatres Take your clothes of
your head, sis,D is the somewhat startling re-
mark
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

CREAM CooKIEs.-One and half cupfuls Of
thick sour cream, one and n half eupfuls of SUI
gar, one egg, one teaspoonfnl each Of salt, sal
eratus, and caraway seeds. Roll quite thick;
enough for forty or fifty cookies.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

WHEN young lady has to stay at home from
party on account of sty on her eye it is use
less to tell her that Providence doeth all things
for the best
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

THAT Yale Professor evinced a keen knowl-
edge of human nature when he said to student,
ssIf you must play cards. don't mark the backs
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

NEW YORK auctioneer recently advertised
for sale large quantity Of oil paintings ''by
some OF the ancient masters of the day"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

THE Chicago Journal thinks the thing ba,
gone so far that pretty soon there won't be an,
meaning to the exclamation "hellop
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

A CLOTHING house in Cincinnati has a sign of
an inverted boot, a delicate hint to its delin-
quent customers to foot up.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

Ii you would be "sprueer in your old age,
don't "pinep in your youth.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

sswHAT lovely vase ARtiquer '"No, mod
ern.r "What a pity; it is SO pretty.'-Qai..
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

Managers should be low, and stables well ven
tilated and lighted.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-01-26

THE needle passes through the hands of eighty
workmen before it is ready to deliver to the trade
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
The Native Press.
IlIrom lhc Nauail pol .lina


LtrIrR rnoN q. g. MoRESo.- We publish hore-
with letter written by g. q. Moreno Ia II. NJ
Boyd, setting forth certain grievances, and that
his time. influence and money have been expended
ON the Hawaiian youths whom he took away, as
follows;
RonE, February ilth, 1892
"Io Robert Boyd; | have received your last
letter and surprised To learn that your
brother writes 10 you that the Ministers aud others
have informed him that money has been sent
hither, but not one cent Of that nlouoy has been
received by me, ia payment OF moneys expended
by me for you, Booth and Wilcox and not one
cent Of compensation 10 me. This Is the truth /,
and defy any one TO prove the contrary before
the Ministers or anybody olse.
"Now You have seen in the newspapers that the
election laws have been passed for the choice Of
members Of the lower HOUSE aud the Senate Of
Italy, the elections Al hand aud | being can
didate, need the repayment Of the money owing
Ia Inc by the King and Government OF Hawaii. II
! do not get II, shall place the whole matter ia
the hands OF the Italian Government, which will
put another face ON the matter. IL Il clear that
somebody has got 10 pay, and that somebody will
get into trouble. am determined 10 push the
matter 10 a conclusion.
II am very sorry for King kalakaua, but must
look out for my own interests.
You, Booth and Wilcox have received aud en-
loyed the benefit Ut my money, my labor time and
earnest endeayors ia your behalf, therefore YOU
should be willing W write 10 tho King, and enclose
a copy Of this
Very truly your friend,
9. q. MoKrso."
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
HAWAII Norris.

Ar Hakalau Plantation every nook aud corner is
full of bags OF sugar waiting transportation.
They have been compelled 10 stop grinding AZ they
have no room to place what is ground. There
seems to DO great scarcity of schooners at the
present time. We understand that DIR. lille
brand one Of our prominent citizens of times that
are past, N preparing a most complete and elabo-
rate flora of the Islands, which is now rapidly APP
preaching completion. Tho learned goitlonaI>s
own extensive collections have been supplemented
by those Of others and thorough and valuable
work may be expected. lie Is at present resi-.
dent Of the Canary Islands. ... W. Lidgate 4 Co.'S
new double-eifecL lately built by tho Honolulu
Iron Works IL now in operation at Laupahoehoe,
and IL doing excellent work. The nonlinally G-ton
~ or rs tons day, and the sugar is OF a very su-
peror quality.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

All Advertisements for the SATURDAY PMS. must b,
sent in by Friday noon No insertions for the
Issue can he guaranteed when sent in later.
Advertiser. will mark the number Of insertions dc
sired from which date they charge Any not marked
will be charged months.
THOs. &. THRUM, Manager
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

MIR. WRAr TAYLOR will give his second free
organ recital, Tuesday evening April 18th, ut 7A5
O'Clock. in st. Andrews Cathedral. He will be
assisted ON this occasion by Miss Florence Luce,
soprano, Mr.. T. X. Walker, tenor, and Mr.. A. r..
Atkinson organist
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

COULTER, tho California painter, is expected
here shortly one of Spreckels' vessels He i'll
tends to remain during the summer maxim;
sketches of Island scenery.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

5. W. WILCOX, Sheriff of Kauai, and Deputy Shcr
in DeyCrell have gone to Honolulu. The former
goes to the Coast, and Mr.. ID. will return this week
The bridge at Hanapepc may be considered Il
success. MIR. Dioiors traction engine. with two
cars carrying six tons of each, over it rog-
ularly. Tho weather has been very pleasant on
the island lately
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

OK Sunday, the 9th inst, IL policeman named
Naukana shot Chinaman, who some time since
deserted from plantation, and has been living in
the mountains with Other Cinnamon, for several
years. Naukana hailed the deserter. but the latter
paying no attention TO his call, he fired. The
shooting occurred at Kalihiwai.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

Nh. DoDps new buss drawn by four horses
now in service; il is large and comfortable an
will be appreciated by the public.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

ARCHIBALD FORBES, the noted var correspon-
route to the Colonies. II the steamer arrives her
i'll the afternoon early in the evening would it
not be we'll to try and make arrangements to have
Mr.. Forbes deliver lecture during his short stay
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

An A. W. Bush's, OH Fort street, may be seen
large pumpkin grown at $. X. Kaai's place a
Moanalua which weighs 1876 lbs.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

The Mendelssobn Quintette Club will return to
California from the Colonies by the steamer due
here June 9th. They are DESTROYS of giving an
entertainment or entertainments i'll Honolulu, and
will stop over if the proposed new line of steamers
ID running between here and San Fradcisco at that
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

TuE Bird Island belonging to the Sandwich
group" mentioned i'll the Australian papers as
having been leased by an Australian company for
guano, is probably i'll the South Pacific. There is
Sandwich group of islets near New Ireland in
the Solomon Islands, and Sandwich Island in
the New Hebrides.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

But one mouth more, and the representatives VI
city 70 deliberate tor the welfare Of tbs nation.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

Nh. CAsrBELLs span Of black horses became
frightened ON King street last Wednesday evening
and ran down Merchant street at furious rate
with light sprung wagou. The gentleman div
CHECK them and had little control in guiding them
A native woman and littie buy were ALSO IN tho
wagon and be told them " bold On tight and lot
Jump Tbs hoIsss turned " Nss.au street When When
Was IN express diseotly ahead, they dArtsd In the
alley Leading 70 the Irou WORKS. through which
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

fnE annual meeting Of the Y. NJ. q. will he
held On Thursday, 10Th Of April, at the residence
of II. Warehouse, Nuuanu street, when the re-
ports of the retiring officers will be read The
members of the Association and their ladies are
cordially invited to be present.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

Ok Saturday last good flow of water WAS
struck by Mr. Fesser in the artesan we'll Oh S. X.
kaais' place at Palama The we'll is tO5 feet deep,
with seven inch casing. The water rises sixteen
inches above the rim Of the pipe and with five
inch pipe shoots up four or i've feet. making u
beautiful fountain.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

they fortunately made their way without accident,
and finally brought mp against an express near the
Fish Market. shattcring one of the hind wheels
and otherwise iniuring it. Strangely enough no
one was hurt and the runaway horses and the
wagon received no serious injury
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

Mr.. ]. Il. PETERSON has been appoint ted Assis
tant Post master, vice J. NJ. Dat, ir., lately
| reaipued
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
MISS ClENCN,

LAKEA STREET. HONOLl LII.
N MUSIC LESSONS AND USE or PIANO for
Pra,tce Terms. In advance, 81 per week 81 per
month.
AZ nErAcmnp Music ROOM aI,rE
PatVArE EOR ADULTS "a ~ 3m
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

THE British steam yacht Ceylou sailed from this
port for San Francisco via Hilo last Wednesday
evening The Japanese Envoy and suite and Nj.
Ratard and wife left by her. The King and many
others were down to the wharf when the Ceyion
left and the Band also i'll attendance.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

MONSIEUR l.. GuIDERI has been appointed Chan.
cellor of the French Legation TO succeed NJ, Ra
t,r
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

fnE long expected British steam yacht C,yion
arrived i'll the harbor last Saturday r. NJ - days
from Yokohama, Japan. She was expected here
several days sooner, but lost nearly two weeks ON
Che trip, hence the delay. This time, however she
will probably make up before reaching home After
leaving England the Ceylon touched at Bordeaux
in France Mt Lisbon, entered the Mediterranean
and visited Gibrater, Malaga IN Spain Marsees
in France Genoa and Naples in Italy, the Island
of Malta, Constantinope, Smyrna in Asiatic Tur-
key, Alexandria, III Egypt passed through the
Suc2 Canal, called ut Bombay Madras and Cal
cutta, III India Mt Singapore, in the Straits at
Manila i'll the Philippine Islands at Hongkong
and ports i'll Japan. The Coylon is an old vessel,
not handsome by any means, but comfortably ar
ranged for passengers. Her measurement Is 200
tons, and her engines of 800 horse power. Hor
present trip, the first excursion will result in fl.
nancial failure, as she has only from 30 to 30 pas
sengers; but IL is thought that next years trip will
be profitable, II number having already secured
passage. Tue passengers have had pleasant time
since leaving England, and only two mishaps have
occurred. One of the men jumped overheard
shortly after the vessel started out, and lfe-boat
was carried away few days out from Yokohama.
The CoyOn sailed from Honolulu OH Wednesday
evening last for Hilo, where she will remain for II
short time to give the tourists an opportunity to
visit kilauea. She took T. passengers from here.
From Hilo she will proceed to San Francisco,
thence down the coast of Mexico, Central and
South America stopping at various places, thence
up the Atlantic coast of South America to Rio
Janeiro, thence home, calling NJ the Canary and
other islands.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
BY AUTHORITY

-
Proclamation.
We, kAL.kAuA, by the Grace of God. of the
Hawaiian Islands, King. do proclaim
That it is Our pleasure, in pursuance uf Our
constitution, that the Members of the Legislative
Assembly of Our Kingdom do assemble, AT the
Legislative Hall at Our Capital of Honolulu, for
the dispatch of public business at IL O'Clock noon
on Saturday the 10Th Day of April. A. D. Eighteen
Hundred and Eighty-two
Given under Our Royal Sign Manual ut
Our Palace in the City of Honolulu
seal this 2lst Day of February, 1852, and
the Ninth Year of Our Reign
BALAKAUA REX
BY Tnr krsa:
The Minister IF III, iHierj,y.
W. N. ARMSTRONG.
Ohoia notification having been made to this Depart.
mcnt by Mons Henri feor, Consul aud Comms sioncr
Of France that by virtue of powers conferred upon him
by the French Consular Regulations, he has appointed
Mons Louis Gulbor to fill the office Of Acting Chance
Tier Of the French Legation In this Kingdom
Notice is hereby given that the said Mons Lous
Gubert has been recognized as Acting Chancellor Of
the French Legation aforesaid and all persons arc re-
quircd to take notice Of this fact and respect his an.
thority accordingly. W, H. GREEN
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
Department Foreign Affairs, April 18th, issa. IS oi
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

Three passengers arrived in Honolulu from the
Colonies by the Sydney, five from San Francisco
by the LAZY Lampson, and one from Yokohama by
the Ceyion. Twelve left Honolulu for San Fran
oy 'dG a. S p.t rnU same pace r.. " ue
Beebes, and thirty or forty for the Coast by the
CITY OF Sy'ney; sixty-four had engaged passage
but could not all be accommodated.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

THERE was very good attendance at the organ
recital given by Mr.. wray Taylor, at the Anglican
Cathedral ON Tuesday evening, and the music aud
the singing Of Mr. Mccartney were highly "ppIe
cessional March-composed by Mr.. Taylor Hymn
Of Nuns Welyi Solo, Tho Palms Faure,
sung by Mr.. Mccartney Fantasie in G.. Spark
Solo. " will rejoice in the Lord, "-Behr, sung by
Mrs Mccartney Ave Maria like distant chimes y.
Lizzt Fanfare-Lemmsus and Hawaii Ponoi.''
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
FOLLOWING il the programme for the Band con
cert at Emma Square, at 4:sU p. m to-day;
The band will give an extra concert ON Monday
evening, April 18th, at the Hawaiian Hotel.

N. RArARp. Chanoeler of the French legation,
was married on Monday last TO Miss Wilhelmina
Purvis of Kauai, and ON Wednesday left Homo
lulu by the Ceyion with his bride. NJ. Ratard has
been promoted to the legation at Havana, Cuba,
stay in Honolulu he has made many friends, has
proved himself capable Of holding higher posi-
ton than he filed here, and the Pass joins with
many others in Wishing him and his bride n
bright and prosperous future.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

IHK steamship city Of Sydney arrived from the
Colonies last Monday about A. ~, and sailed at z
Importance. She had on board 2t6 through pas
sengers, and WAS unable 10 take all from Honolulu
that were booked for the passage, and those who
went had 10 be slowed away in some unoccupied
corner pay the oticers or others large sum to
get berth. Travel At this season VI the year Ii
always great, and II is said that stateroons have
been engaged ahead in the Colonies for this neIt
two steamers, - that passengers from Honolulu,
II the intermediate le b. not put On, will have 10
take sailing vessels. Is this thc accommodation
for which the Government pays the y. N. >. ;. Go.
u subsidy
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

SEVERAL communications and other matter is uli
avodably crowded out this week.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

II will be very necessary those deliberations 70
cndeavor to enact such laws shall not operate to
excite artagonisms between the races that are
alike engaged in the work of Hawaiian progreaS
nor laws giving race privileges that are not
allowed to another, for we have large nuinhrr OF
different natonalities in this country. Equal
laws operating for the welfare and prosperity of
everybody living in Hawaii mel, will result in prr
pctuating our Government.
There will be brought mp for discussion meas
ures that will be novel TO new members. but care
full deliberation and free debate will enable every
member to vote intclligently and Independently.
We understand that the liquor question will be
brought up for consideration. The sugar planters
have at their recent meeting adopted q resolution
in favor of peitioning the Legislature to prohibit
the importation of intoxicating drinks. II such n
law would not bo unconstitutional, we will heartily
agree to il hut IL IL would be i'll contraveutiou OF
that instrument IL would be useless like the Law
as it now stands. We should find trouble and dis
turbance, instead of the peace and quiet we now
have. Lot us have n full discussion and adopt
such course that will I've for tho preservation OF
good order. on u solid foundation.
The proposition will be brought forward 10 license
the sale of opium During the years that have
passed i'll which this drug has been interdicted II
has nevertheless come here. Offenders under the
law have been punished by fine and Imprisonment,
but the drug still comes. What is the best thing
to lie done
The ten million loan project will probably come
up. Let our representatives prepare themselves
for the discussion of this proposed measure
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

DIR. fiTCH's quarterly report which will bc
printed in full for presentation 90 the Legislature
~ a lengthy document. During the quarter LOSS
persons called for treatment ut the Dispensary
on Maunakea street the number calling during
the last ton weeks Of the quarter averaged ! 100
per week and tho week before tho report was
made tho number reached 1900; tue greatest
number calling in one day wns 323. OF the above
humber 2,Its were treated for syphilis, h0S for
leprosy, III for coughs and colds, 81 for asthma,
and 81 for gonorrhpa. Colds are very prevalent
owing to tho Carclcsgnpga of tho untiy.s
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

THr programme of races for the 18th of Jul
will be given next week.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
TO LET
CAUTION
NynruGa - MENERY GIVEN THAT MY

~ wife, Msk.inoku having left her bed and board
Without lust cause proyocatun, hereby forbid
nerson OF persons haroorns OF her On ny ac
count NALltk WHITE.
Honoluu, March 10th, 1852, site
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15
Copartnership Notice.

Copartnership Notice.
AuR q. " RSC NAh ADMITTED A. PART
lVu NER IN the carriage Manufacturing and Blacs
smithing Business ONLY, Mr.. WALTER II. PAGE.
Mr. West still continues In his name the import
Ing and seliin. Of carriages, Wagons, Materials AZ.
Thankful for pact aVors ths new anu hope 10 receive
'"'' " 49, q, WEST
sgp Nj i'm ", n. PAGE.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-04-15

LOOK At THts.-For the two years ending on the
3st of March, 1889, the total number of deaths III
the district of Kona, on this Island, less than
for the corresponding period ending March 3lst.
1880. This is proved by figures from tho book
kept by the Agent of the Board of Health III
which correct record is kept of all deaths in this
district When our readers will remember that II
was during the last biennial period that the small
poN epidemic prevailed here they will understand
that the general health of the district has been
very satisfactory. Including the deaths from
small pox with those from all other causes, the
total number is less than that for tho previous two
years. And il we deduct the number who died
from that epidemic the total of deaths will be
found to fall far below the previous correspond
ing periods for has been said the total number
from all causes il less. These are facts the knOwl
edge of which must be gratifying to ALL and ei
poses the fallaces of those evil prophets who ridi
culod and opposed the measures that were taken
for the care of the public health.