Daily Republican., 1882-09-04
zft sz'ftE}aAl|ji|
sun sets 0 28.

sun rises $40. sun sets 0 2s.
Osab salad at Fullmer's.
Devilod crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters ct Fullmer's.
A long acquaintance "a six-footer.
A weather repOrt-a clap Of thunder.
The best illustrated paper-a bank note.
Mason Jars, camp chairs, ice coolers, 900.
Dr. Darmons office, 1924 Camac st. Phila.
Get your conaA roasted at 400 King street.
The woman's oldest club-the broOm-stick'
The coming corn is q serious movement on
foot.
The tailor knows how to get around o GUS
toner.
The FIRST Artic expedition on record was
| Noah's.
Bees think there is ne place like comb
honey COMP.
Parker, cupplng ana loeching, No. 10" East
second street.
| Uneasy lies the head that has been hit
with baseball
"Oome, gentle spring." says the burglar,ss
he picks the locK.
Inquirer Where is tho best place to learn
to swing The desert
The chimney sweep is one Of the frat to
come out In spring SCOT.
A ten cent loaf OF bread has gone up anoth.
or cent, 1t is now leaven.
And now, instead OF ''it's just IMMENSE"
they say 'It's just Jumbo"
Passing around the hat is one way OF get"
ting the cents Of the meeting.
Fine IS X. Plain Gold Rings, at E. Z
Hanfs, Is East 4 Eourth street.
When you and she and everyone else is
willing, 1t is court Of common please.
People at the Mint are working overtime,
And yet we see very little OF their work.
Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure
ITO observe jumbo" Is the correct and
modern version Of Ito see the elephant"
Why Is 1t that we hear so much about the
Cochin China but nothing about the horse
A lawyer is about the only man that ever
made anything by opposing woman's will.
He enoyeth great tranquility Of heart thats !
careth neither for the PRAISE nor Ill will o.
men.
You can always get stamped envelopes.
pens, paper, ink, etc., at Mullins west Front
Street.
The crow Is the bravest bird in the world.
1t has never been known TO show the white
J feather.
} 1t takes girl four hours longer to wash
the front windows Of q house than the back
! windows.
al A parlor ana bedroom for u man and his
4 wife sixteen feet square are advertised. some
. wife that
When mans feelings are so great that he
cannot express them, mad he better send
them by treight7
No wonder the powers still hesitate. The
first Req, IN ant of nhIAWArA militia has iuBt
received seven recruits.
: smiles is the lon1es: word in the language
3 Between the bsgincing and the end OF II
there Is lust a mile"
Slime retouched cards for 81 at Holland
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King roets.
It's an i'll wind, etc: Eyes. there Is onG
r consolation said the bereaVed widow; 81
LOOK well in mouIrlhG.''
sleep knits ny the raVeled sleeve of care
but she lots tho worn out seat of peverty't
/, lpants take care of 1t g T..
- a large assortment Of derby hats, fall
; style, at u. S. Humphrey Bto's., 302 Mar
ket street. Call and examine.
) MY son, you ask WIN or what nobody is
+. Well, my dear young man, a nobody Is q
, prominent WOman's husband.
About this time. a great many bills are
falling due, and 1t Is the best for you to get
, III LILO uOubb OuL OI Inc ID uGW.
doctor, examine my tongue" said good
woman, land tell me what 1t ne IDS" I'll
= needs rest" replied the doctor.
E, Marriage may be like q game of cards bal
; the bridegroom is all right If o holds good
hand when the knot is tied.
. Beef at twenty-five cents a pound reminds
an exchange Of the time when the Israelitei
> made calf out Of pure gold.
Everybody KnUwS that Holland makes the
best tin-types in the city. No. East Third
street, between Market and KlnR.
A young lady attending parties and balls
J should have female chaperone until she is
, able to call some other chap her own.
The doctors should nOt be abused for being
9 too profess onal to advertise. The underta.
o ker advertises for both and 1t is generally
understood that way.
q Etiquette in Germany forbids the carrying
OF email parcels, but man can go along the
streets staggering under load OF beer and it
J is considered quite the style.
) Twelve persons will go yachting, and each
one will atterWard tell you privately that
r "everyOne was sick but me.h We beQin to
think that yachting 10 immoral.
An intelligent farmer being asked II his
horses were we'll matched, replied 'Yes
they are matched first rate; one CT them Ia
willing to do all the work. and the other is
willing that he should"
, Peanuts are now sold minus the shells.
This is really too bad The girls can no more
be cracking the toOthsome nut to plague che
! minister and then throw the shells at the
boys across the the asles.
General Spinner is fishing down in Florida
with eminent success. 30 Just bats with
his signature, and the fish that can dIstin-
gui'h 1t from the wrthingest kind of q worm
has to be an expert OF many years standing.
When Jones was upbraidsd By Mrs j.,
: who sail she was almost frightened to death
, in the house all night alone, Jones very pla-
cidly replied: Don't see as I'm to blame for
your getting frightened. Didn't come within
q mile Of the house."
A Western preacher, who2e congregation
had begun to fall of somewhat, had 1t init
mated that he would discuss family scan
} dal the following Sunday. As q consequence
the churc. vas crowded. The minister's
sabjGct was Adam vs.. Eve.
by Universal Accord.
Ayers Oathartic Pills are the best of all pur-
gatives for family use. They are the product
InFI Ioh md nj nhaTI