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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

Vanderbilt University. Nashville, Tenn.
1 testiiy 10 the most excellent qualities Of Prof
Darbys PrOphylactic Fluil As disniectant and
detergent i is both Theoretically and practically
superior TO my prcrar ton with which am ac-
quainted.-N I. LUrToS, Prof Chemistry
Darbys Fluid Is Recommended by
Hon. ALExASDER II. STEPHENS, OF Georgia;
Rev. CHAs =. DEEMS, ID, Church Of the
Strangers, N. ":
los. LECoSTE, Columbia, Prof University, sc.
Rev. A. J. BATTLE, Prof, Mercer University:
Kew. Gro. p. PIERCE, Bishop NJ. +. Church.
INDISPENSABLE TO EVERY HOME.
Perfectly harmless Used internally or
externally for Man or Beast.
The Fluid has been thoroughly tested, and we
have abundant evidence that Il has done everything
here claimed. For fuller information get Of yo,E
Druggist a pamphlet or send to the proprietors,
J. II. ZEILIN a CO.,
Manufacturing Chemists. PHILADELPHIA.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A Cow WITH A WOODEN LEO
Mrs. Mary GravelY, of Baily's Cross
roads, Bucks county, Pa. says the
Philadelphia Ledger, has a COW which,
about four months ago, had its right
front leg cut of below the knee by a
railroad train. A veterinary surgeon
dressed the Wounds and tied up the
arteries so skilfully that the COW re-
covered. She was kept in the stable
until few days ago, when aneighbor,
a cabinet.maker, made for her wood.
eli leg, which was strapped on the
stump. The COW hoped along hold
ing the injured leg up for day or tive,
but now she has concluded TO use the
wooden attachment, and limps around
quite comfortably upon it and seems
to be in good health.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
hasfH. RLack Niaaer.

How shocking She was one Of
those old maids with corkscrew curls
from Connecticut, who came down
South on a mission, 10 either deliver
temperance lectures or collect materi-
al for a book. This one was armed
with a lead pencil and book, and
being struck by the venerable Uncle
Tom-like appearance of old Nose, on
Austin avenue, she proceeded to ask
him questions, the answers to which
she took down. IL suppose you we're
a slave before the war;" "Yes num-"
"How dreadful! How shockingl And
20 whom were you in bondageY ITO
my ole marster." "How shocking
How dreadful What shame Did
you ever wear chain p "Yes,
mum; wore a chain for four years.
My old marsler put it on me himself.
go my How brutal Do you know
who it was who removed the chain
from your neck ?" Eyes, mum; de
Federal sojers." How grand How
patriotic You are grateful, Isup-
pose, to those noble boys in blue who
removed the cruel chain from your
neckH' mo. indeed, l isn't grateful
to EN-" 80, myl How unapprecia-
tivel How debased Why are you
not grateful, my colored friend, to
those noble men who removed the
CALLING chain from your neck?" BE
kase when dose Yankee sojers tuck
of the gold chain my ole marster put
on me dey took of de silver watch
wild hit, and dey hasn't brung EN-
back yit. Heah heah heah ~ 80
myl How brutal How shockingl
You are nasty, black niger
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

He had been the boy of the Office;
the lowest one in rank about the con-
Germ, and when be was promoted a
notch he was as pleased as an actress
with bouquet she didn't pay for her.
self. They asked him about the
change. "No," said he "my work is
not easier. Its meaner too, aud the
salary isn't raised any to speak of,
But, BY hOker, now I've got some one
under me that / can kick around. It's
heap Of comfort"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

There is prospect that sunAower
seed will rival that of cotton as val
liable market commodity. 1t is said
the oil from the seed is used in adult.
Grating salad oil and the leaves in
adulierating tobacco. The oil is also
used as lubricant, and in making
soap. 1t is a hardy plant, easily rails.
ed and largely productive. Now that
the sunAOwer is discovered to be use
fol, il will cease 10 be ornamental.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

The failure of apples for two years
in succession is causing a decided
scarcity of good cider vinegar. Most
that passes for this is vile compOu nd
Of various chemicals and very injuri-
Gus to health, The more common
objection TO vinegar as unhealthful is
mainly due To its adulteration. A
vegetable acid is good tonic in GER
tain conditions of the system, and is
specially beneficial in Winter and
Spring.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

Mr.. GEO. d. WEAREN-Drdy Sir pleased with my Albion
Spring Tooth Harrow and Broadcast Seeder think much
and many purposes than Drill john BUCHANAN
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

WINTERTSG BEES. All the best
agricultural authorities Of the present
day, rs we'll AS those who have gone
before, give the following as absolute
requisites for safe wintering: /. An
even temperature ranging from 420 10
49,. 2 Complete expulsion or alb
sorbtion of moisture from the body OF
the hive. 3. Perfect freedom from
outward disturbances. 4. Protection
Of stores from contact with frost. 5.
Protracted isolation from atmospheric
changes in the Spring. 6. Exclusion
of light. Z. Sufficient stores for Win
ter consumption. 1t is generally adj
mhled that with these seven contin-
gencies provided for, there will be no
hazard in wintering, and it is further
admitted that no plan SO far practiced
combines all these essentials.-[Amer.
lean Agriculturist.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

GEO WEAREN, Eso-DFay Sri used Albion Com
bned Spring Tooth Haows and Broadcast Seeders putting my
wheat this FALL and do hesitate that did the per
ecty {. T. SANDIDGE
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

Mr.. GEO. d. WEAREN-Dray Sri have the Albion Spring
Tooth Suey Harrows Culators Seeders am
well pleased with and would exchange for any similar
WIN. GoOcH.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

GEO ID. WENREN-Deny SU;-Have tested your Albo
Clean powed land and the foSf stalk hHd 1t gives
faction than any implement ever used in foul land.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A correspondent relates the follow.
ing incident in the life of the Rev.
William Arthur, father of the Presi-
dent; "While presiding over the
Baptist church in West Troy his choir
drawled out the hymn with variations,
which did not please him, so he took
his text and preached two hours and
forty minutes. His head deacon
grew impatient and consulted his
watch.-"Keep your watch in your
pocket, Deacon Jones, said he, "you
had a long sing, and now l am going
to preach till get through"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A preacher, raising his eyes from
bis desk in the midst of his sermon,
was paralyzed with amazement to see
his rude boy in the gallery pelting his
hearers in the pews below with horse
chestnuts. But while the good man
was preparing frown Of reproof, the
young hopeful cried out; TEND 10
your preaching, daddy, I'll keep 'em
awake" .... .r.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

GEO d. WEAREN-Day Sir have used one of the above
toned Seeders, and heartily endorse the ofM Denny
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
SMALLPOX
and
FITTING OF Small
Pox PREVENTED

Amcmbcr ofmy fam
w was taken with
Small pox. | used the
Fluid the patient was
not delirious, was not
pitied, and was about
the house again in three
weeks, and no others
had il. = J. W. PARK
INsOS, Philadelphia.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
Ne Wass'sf Her Pa.

A young lady went to the depot "a
meet her father. As the train came
in che saw a middle aged man, who
resembled her parental relative, and
she rushed into his arms, huddled
down in his bosom, kissed him in the
mouth, on the eyes and almost every
where else. II was not her father,
but il was middle-aged drummer
for a tobacco house. He took a long
breath and looked around at some
other drummers and winked, ~ much
as TO say ooh, I'm such a duke !" OF
course this scene could not last al
ways, though he wished it could. Az
ter an unusually able bodied hug, sh e
looked up in the drummer's face and
said. "Why, you amt my pa y He
said probably she was right, as he had
only been on that route about eleven
years. She asked his pardon and he
told her not to mention it: I'VE pub
lie men should always hold ourselves
in readiness to hold up those who are
weak" She smiled a sweet, sad,
blushing smile, aud went out into the
world, and the drummer walked to
the hotel with the other drummers,
twenty kisses and six hugs ahead of
the game. They asked him If it
didn make him feel ashamed to have
such a mistake made, and he said no,
IL was all aight. He said Of course it
might look queer, but those things &C
CURED very often with HIM, as they
would occur with any fine looking
man. Besides, the girl probably en-
ioyed it. Then they asked him why
he didn't wear his diamond breastpin
on such trying occasions. He looked
at his shirt front and the pin was
gone. While he had been allowing
her to chew around his face she had
stolen his pin. The drummer tainted,
and when they brought him TO, he
said: Tell my family died with
my face toward the foe"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18

Cures AlcohoIi>m, Drunkennc and the habit oi
Opium Eating. These degrading habits are by tar
theworSt evils that have befallcn suffering humanity
Thousands oie annually from these noNiorts drugs
The irunkar drinks liquor not because he likes IT,
hut for the pleasure ri drinking and treating his
friends little thinking that ne j. on his road to
ruin. Like the Opium Eater, he first u>ss the drug
ia small quantities y Harmless antidote. The
soothing influence OF the drug takes strong hold
upon its victim, leading him to his diStruc-
ton The habit OF Opium Eating and Liquor
ID linking precisely what eatin Is To alimentivc
ness AS Oyer-eatins tr> nhames the sto each which
reioubles its cravings until il paralyze> both the
stomach and appetite. 80 every drink oil liquor or
dose oi opium, instead uf satisfying, only adds
its fierce re, until il consumes the vital force and
then Itself. Like the guttOnOuS tape-worm. il
cries ''tiive, give, give but never enough until
its rapacity devourS itself. Samaritan Nervine
gives instant relief in all such IL produces
sleep, quiet> the nerves, builds up the SyS-
tenn, and restores body and mind To- a healthy con-
ditinn
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
PEARLS.

All men have their imprudent days.
Passion makes the will lord of the
reason.
There is no sterner moralist than
pleasure.
Nothing overcomes passion more
than silence.
Study the past if you would divine
the future.
Few things are impossible to dill
gence and skill.
1t is the heart that makes the critic
not the nose.
The public sense is in advance of
private practice.
To know how to wait is the great
secret of success.
About the only force some people
have is the force of habit.
The secret of felicity is a judicious
interruption of routine.
The only really bitter tears are
those which are shed in solitude.
Men do not care so much for living
as they do for being detected and told
Of it.
The first sure symptom of mind
of health is rest of heart and pleasure
felt at home.
There is nothing so likely to pro-
duce peace as to be well prepared to
meet the enemy.
Devote each day to the object then
in time, and the evening will find
something done.
Most of our misery comes from our
fearing and disliking things that never
happened at all.
There is no future pang can deal
that justice on the self-condemned he
deals on bis own soul.
If anything is possible for man, and
peculiar to him, think that this can
be attained by thee.
We cannot too soon convince our
selves how easily We may be dispensed
with in this world of ours.
Ones self satisfaction is an untaxed
kind of property which it is very un-
pleasant to find deprecated.
Life is full of bitter lessons, the
simplest Of which is that one mans
fall makes forty men laugh.
The hardest rock is made of the
softest mud. Don't allow the sedi-
ment of habit to harden into vice.
He who is false to the present du ty
breaks thread in the loom, and will
see the effect when the weaving of a
lifetime is unraveled.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, Robert ID. Blair and Jacob Wise, by
their ce1tsin deed Of trust, dated August H. 1873
Missouri, in book III of trust deeds, on page 4.
conveyed to the undersigned, as trustee, tho
following described real eetse, lying and being in
the city Of Sedaa- Pettis county Missouri, to-vit:
Lot four az, block three (3), in +. I. Browns
third addition to the city Sedaia, Mo; which mid
conveyance made in trust secure the pay
ment OF a certain promissory note, in sIid trust
deed fully described and whereas, the said noto
has become due and is unpaid now. therefore. in
accordance With the provisions OF said deed of truss
and the request of the legal holder of said note,
shall process tn sell the described real estate
at the urt house door, i'm the city of Sedalia. in
the countv Of Pettis and state Aforesaid, to the
highest bidder for cash, at public auction, on
FRIDAY, THE 18th DAY OF MAY, 1882,
between the hours of nine O'Clock in the forenoon
and i've O'Clock in the afternoon of that da' To
satisfy said note together with the cost and expense
of executing this trust. w. ID. BROWN,
i-lsw5t. Trustees.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
TRUSTEES SALE

Whereas, j. p. Langion, by his certain deed OF
trust, dated the 18th day of February, 1877 and
recorded in the recorders office of Pettis county,
undersigned all his right, title interest and
estate in and 10 the following described real estate,
situated i'm the county of Pettis, state of Missouri
wiz Lot 3, in block 3, in Cotton brsO addition %
the city of Sedalia which said conveyance vas
made in trust To secure the payment of q certain
prommissory note, in said deed described and,
unpaid therefore. m accordance with the prOvi-
sons of said deed of trust and at the request of tina
legal holder of said note, shall procs ed sell the
above described real estate at the court house dOer
in the city Of Sedalia the county of Pettis, and
state aforesaid to the highest bidder for cash. At
public auction, on
MONDAY, THE 1st DAY OF MAY, 1882,
between the hours of nine in the forenoon and i've
in the afternoon of that day, 10 satisfy said note,
together with the and expense of executing this
trust. JNO. MONTGOMERY, Jr.,
3-2Sw5t. Trustee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
HOUSEH OLD HELPS.

The open fireplace, which each
year cemmends itself more and more
for sanitary and other reasons, has al
the present time a prominent place in
many luxurious homes.
Doughnuts. Take three eggs, two
cupfuls of sugar, one cupful of but
termilk, one teaspoonful of soda, one
teaspoonful of salt, one teaspoon
full of llspice. four small
tablespoOnfuls of melted lard,
and -four to roll into cakes.
Begonias grow better if shaded from
MONDAY sun, but they like sunshine
in the winter. The Crasulla requires
to be kept in dry condition all sum-
mer to bloom by Christmas. All sue
culents demand several months of COM
plete rest, and this plant has the
feshy leaves and stems of its tribe.
Soft Soap. Take six gallons of soft
or rain water, add three pounds of
best hard soap (cut fine), one pound
salsoda, four tablespoonful Of harris
horn; boil the whole till perfectly
dissolved; pour into vessels, and when
cool it is fit for use. This makes fifty
pounds of fine jelly soap.
Baked Duck. To cook a duck
satisfactorily boil it first, until tender;
this can be determined by trying the
wing. as this is always tough part
OF foul. When tender take it out,
rinse it in clean water. stuff and put
it in the oven for about three-quar-
tiers of an hour, basting it often.
Ice Cream. To each quart of milk
add four eggs and half a pound of
sugar; beat yolks and sugar together;
beat whites stiff, and add.
Have the milk scalding
hot, pour i. over the sugar
and eggs, beating all at the same time;
then put it on the fire again and IS
soon as it thickens take off and strain
into freezer to cool. When cold add
any favoring extracts preferred, and
if you wish, one pint of cream. and
freeze. Mash the ice in a cloth-not
too fine Of course-and mix plenty of
salt with it around the churn, being
careful not to let solt get inside.
Stewed Cucumbers. Cut the Gu
cumbers fully half an inch thick right
through; put them in sauce pan,
just covering them with hot water and
let them boil slowly for aquarter of
an hour, or until tender, but not so as
to break them then drain them you
want now a pint of good cream, and
put your cream. with teaspoonful of
butter, lii saucepan, and when it is
warm drop in the cucumbers, season
with little salt and white pepper,
cook five minutes, shaking the sauce
pan all the time, and serve hot. 1t is
just rs delicate as asparagus, and a
very nice dish indeed.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cures Nervous Dyspepsia, Palpitaton OF the Heart.
Asthma Bronchitis, Scrofula, syphilis, disease of
OF the Kidneys and all diss of she urinary organs.
Nervous debility. caused by the ndiscretion OF
youth, permanently cured by the OF this invall-
able remedy. To you yOun., midd Gagged and old
men, who covering Your suffering with a
mantle by silenc look up, You can be- saved by
timely efforts and make ornaments To- society, and
jewels in the crown of your Maker, if you will.
Do not keep this a secret longer, until il saps your
vitals and destroys both body and soul. III you
thus afflicted, take Dr. RiCaMoSD's Samaritan
Nervine. IL will restore your shattered nerves,
arrest premature decay, impart tone and energy To
whole system.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
PERSONAL BRIEFS.

Jefferson Davis has a throat or
lung which now prevents him from
making what he calls monumental
addresses.
DR.. Pancoast. the late distinguished
Philadelphia surgeon, died unusually
rich for professional man. He left
all his property to his family.
Mobile Register: "Henry Waiter
son plays the piano. His neighbors.
no doubt, need protection, notwith-
standing Henry's views on the tariff
question"
81 am one of the superintendent
here and my brothers are the Others"
remarked ex-Postmaster-General jew
ell To a visitor to his great leather
betting mandatory AT Hartford the
other day. 1--WE are all practical i'm
this business We are tanners by trade.
| can put OH an apron and do any
work i'm our factory. from the currying
OF leather to the fin ishing of a belt"
The Rev George III. Austin, who
forged note at Madison, Ind, and
escaped with the money, says that he
resolved never to preach again, be-
cause he deemed his crime a sufficient
reason for quitting the pulpit. He
went TO Texas and engaged in school
teaching under an assumed name
After several months, however, he
was offered a job at lecturing. and
from that he went into preaching
again, which led to his identifica-
ton.
Mr.. Longfellow was born i'm
wooden house In Portland, which is
still standing. and which is known to
all the children of the city as the first
abode of their fav0rite poet. One
day this week teacher i'm one of the
public schools. after giving divers
moral lessons ON Longfellow's beauti-
full life, asked her pupils if any of
them knew where the poet was born.
A little hand went up i'm hurry, and
small voice piped forth, lin Patsey
Connor's bedroom" Connor
being now one of the occupants Of the
old Longfellow house.
President Lincoln is quoted by
Charles Gibson, of st. Louis, as telling i
a story illustrating Thomas H. Ben
tons turn for the drama. Benton nd |
Jackson had long been at feud, and !
had not met for manv years until
Jackson was president and Benton
senator from Missouri. 1T was i'm
this room," said President Lincoln. at
the White house, THAT their first |
meeting took place. Jackson was
seated at this very table, when the
door yonder swung open and Benton
stalked in and stood silently in the
middle of the floor. jackson looked
up and recognized him at once, and
recOllected at the same time that he
had no weapon to defend himself.
Equally silently he got up, walked to
the door, locked it and put the KEY i'm
his pocket, and went back to his seat.
Then he said, Does this mean war or
peace 1T means peace, said Benton.
Jackson again arose, walked to the
door. unlocked it, came back to his
seat, and then said, Colonel Benton,
| am pleased to see you. Take a
chair. ALI this time Benton was
standing statuesquely in the center of
the room. never moving a muscle,
while jackson was locking and un-
locking the door, and the reconcilia-
ton between the two gentlemen was
complete"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18

There is a wealth of affection and
kindness in every human heart, if
properly developed.
"Tell every one to do his best,
Content to leave TO God the rest
You call me beautiful-ah, WELL
For one little perfumed lily bell.
Earnestness is the path to immor-
tality, thoughtlessness the path to
death. Those who are i'm earnest do
not die; those who are thoughtless are
as if dead already.
Laziness grows on people. 1t be-
gins in cObwebs, and ends i'm iron
chains. The more business a man
has to do, the more he is able to ac-
complish, for he learns TO economic
his time.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
Nervous Debility-AC Cure Guara

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specific for Ssteria Dizziness vulsions Nervou
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Spermatorrhea, ImpOtency, Involuntary Emis
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self-abuse, or over-indulgence, which leads b
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guarantee TO return the money il the treatment doe
not effect q cure. Guarantees issued only By Aug
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$500 Reward.

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cures Epileptie Fits, Spasms, Convuls'onS. ST.
NituS Dance, Vertigo, Mysteries, Insanity, Apo
pleXy, Paralysis. Rheumatism Neuralgia and all
Nervous Diseases. This invaluable remedy will
positively eradicate every species OF Nervous De-
rangement, amt Il i've them away from whence they
the germ of disease by neutralizing the hereditary
faint poisson in the system, aud thoroughly
eradicates the disease, and utterly destroys the
rau>t