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Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

THE Southern Pacific Is the only transcontlDental road that has not re- ceived public aid in the shape of subsi- dies in money or lands. Ii is the only road that has been built ss sa iudepend- ent business proposition.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24
Langtry Story.

X New York correspondent -e... t story, and we, of course, believe .e... word of it: Two young ladies cf u, acquaiutance-pretty girls they .t too-were strOlling Up tLe ayeuUs i.' other day, when they uotieeL A LsugtTy walking in front oi them
 Mrs. Labourchere. They hgu
 SO as to get a good look at her, -ll - they passed her, Mrs. LauEtry ar 1. Mrs. Lab: "DO you call thn -- pretty" "No.' replied Mrs. i-... her lOudest voice, "i do not, a-- haven't seen a pretty girl since ] to America" "Isu't It odd, sa.l l Langtry, "there does not seem Go l.--- pretty girls here at all.' This was in very loud tones, evidently IGt.r for the passers-by to hear. Amen wit was her match. though. "isl .'. Mrs. LaugtgE sand one of the E- the other, looking around at her. dear, DO, that IS not Mrs. LauEil., the reply, gwen m a good, clear '.. Mrs. Langtry is pretty, aud tni- sg-- IS not. and Mrs. LauEtEv ls Wei.-. and this woman certainly Is not. say that Mrs. Lab pale eyes ttfs. ea i-.. would be doing injustice Go the daE- that leaped from ont t1em-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

THE Tombstone papers agree to dis agree They should take the example set by the Tucson papers. For the press to be constantly by the ears brings the whole profession into contempt.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

WHEN Arizona mines declare diyi- dends the Eastern mining papers allude ;o them as "pavlng their usual divi. dends." The number of regular divi- 5end payers IS on the increase.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

HoY. HIRAM $. STEVENS is generally conceded to be the coming man for Mayor. Ho IS heavy taxpayer and interested in seeing the city built up and made more prosperous-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

TIE Oakland Times says that the Tucson Arizona CITIZEN, pays high, and. we believe, deserved compliment to the administration Of Gov. Tritle ID that Territory.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

ALBUQUERQUE wants the United States penitentiary that the Attorney General recommends to be constructed for Arizona and New Mexico.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

TUcsoy should be a railroad center. All that 1t needs To make it such is for our people to be wlde awake and offer the necessary inducements.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

\ SAy FRANCIsCo nurse girl was 30 sensitive that she committed suicide be cause her mistress scolded her.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

ARIZONA is destined to produce more copper than the justly famed cop per region of Lake Superior. Michigan.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

THE Prescott Daily Miner has now reached the sixth wear of it's publication. T. is one of our most enterprising and uewsy Territorial exchanges and IS al ways welcome to our table. May its shadow never grow less. c. W. Beach, is 2 veteran and successful journalist.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

THE Tombstone bar are considering the bill for Superior Courts proposed by the legal fraternity of this city.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

TUCsoS owes its presmminence to the construction Of onesrailroad. The Im- portance of another is apparent.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

Territorial Superintendent oi FH. .- Instruction. Prof. T. N. sherman, i- Commenced tte erection of large L. ..- toLe used as lodging house at I.-.. cJt-. Quite % nun Der oi Teams -., gagged ID hauling lumber TOT i'' "-. contracts are let Co the vau0r7 car t4rs ;D town for making doors. vIa-' etc Twelve men will le placed a' V..- end The work will be pu-hed forward |. cor,DIation, it being his lrteotla 2, have it completed soon after the Ei5i Iauuarr.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

A New York sculptor has iust finished d large st ttue representing slumber. It is the first policeman ever done in mar bls.-Lou. Cour-JOurnaL
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

THE Southern Pacific railroad has done for Arizona without subsidy in land or money what the Texas Pacific wanted millions iu money or guaranted bonds besides its immense land grant for doing. The Atchison, Topeka q Santa Fe road received a magnificent land grant as did the Atlantic S Pacific.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

GOVERNOR SHELDON of New Mexico is in Washington looking after that Territory's interests.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

THE Courier says that several Prescott la lies will apply for clerkships in the Lagisl atnre.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

IRE Phenix Herald thinks that cen tral Arizona will have biz boom.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

4 GOOD wagon road should be con- structed to tbe Columbia Copper Camp.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

ARISoSA should n, place her candle under a 5ushel and expect the world to see it.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

TIE financial distress os the Atlantic and Pacific railroad is at an end.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

J. ]. HAMBURG has all the qualitcs- tons to make first class city treasurer.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

MINING matters are improving.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

WEo will be the first to move in the Riverside road matter?
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

WHAT A1zons wants is more railroads.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

The BufT+lo Exp es- says lt ls . that if Modieska is a Pole. Lau-trE - stick
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24

ARIZONA mines lead the world.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

into square and plaza, and finally anc
ceeded in going through the Orion ! !,
loon, breaking up two 1ourishipR
POKER games, making his entrance
through the front door, and his exit
at the back. His Nemeses, McCray
and Diilworth, as though UlayipS
follow my leader" spurred theiT
foamiRg and reluctant steeds throne . i
the same passage; and, although tbe
proprietor protested with a. .six-sheoter.
they, too, made their exit with safety
Up the street, with renewed vie,.r.
new the unwilling Mazeppa and the
wild beast, the latter running annex
now and endeav9ring TO pierce every
living thing he encountered with his
iong, sharp horns. Suddenly, when
10 'front.' OF the court house, the steer
stumbled and fell.
Depuy Sheriff Charles Smith took
advantage of this, and, with a few
quick cuts of his bowie knife. reiaasad
the MoBRolian Mazeppa from his Der,I-
Gus perch. The released Ohlnsmaa
Threw bimself under the protection of
the ofticer Of the law. The starued steer
seeing bis mouated persecutorn al.
preaching, struggled to his feat ana
oarted away. Tom D1Worth, when he
discovered his prisoner free. Ioosened
his riaia aud shorted to McCry TO oatch
the steer, and he would catch The China.
mao. Swinging his losso around. he
onarRed up aud loudly called on the
G'puty sheriff 20 stand aside. The OH
yer OF the law drew his pistol, while tna
MonRollan cr0uched and irembIad ne
hind hin, aud the sheriff's deputy ahont.
Cd denantly. "Tonoh him at Your periin
without a seconds hesitation the riata
was thrown, and encircled the officer
and Chinaman, but before the line was
tlghtened by the quick-'urnjnK horse.
the crack OF Smiths pis:ol was heard.
and Dilworth fell dead from his SADDLE.
The horse, frightened by tue falling
po1y, BOUNDED away, and tbs two or
three turns taken Touud the horn held
the rata firmly, and the brave officer
anu abused ChiDaman were draQred.
bumped and iolted through the main
Street. The dogs made matters worse
Dy their tarkitg, aud the citzehs en-
ueaVored to intercept the mad career of
tue riderless horse. Finally, after drag
RtnR them mile the rata broke, They
were picked up, but 50 badly we're thoy
prnised end tern that IL IVES hard to tell
which was the eau as an or which Mon
gollau. McOrary seeing from tina out
come OF affaIrs that there would be
trouble, hunted up Folsnsbse, Informed
hlm OF the fatal Termination, and both
he'd in fear OF their lives. OIicers are in
Pnr uit, but a. yet they have not Seen
arr. sted.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
Tonp,s FAMILY MEDICINES.

or DyspepsIa and Constipation
"A inr Disrrh9a, ,Dysentery and Cnol-
,aU,rm M No. Is, for Brightg Dis
nlauh Ia o,hst Diseases OF the Kidneys
SnI ! ~ 1tIv rNnghs and Colds No. 70, FOL
~ yps,oCcSltis and Lung Difncultiesi
lSI i, Ssthma. Group and WhoopinR
X Nos S and 70, for Catarrh No.
hossenesS and Sore Throat Nos.
q niSeaSes q the Blood and Skin;
a !" N A CbroHle Inflammation OF
y OnsIS aJS Stomach, Kidneys, Bladder,
\ sls NoS. 70 and 10. Neuralgia.
n,aIIsm y M, and Gout; No. 81, for
= IA a. Functional Disease OF the
. NJ n, for Nervous Weakness |;
Diseases Of the Ears NO. l0O, IRE.
"a Of smallpox, Specific Nos. lV5
n Never, Ague. all low types Of Fe-
Saladal diseases generally No. lis,
s1niaie he Menstt ual Discharge,
korrbpa. DysmenorrhRa, etc; No,
koOntipence OF Urine In Children
4, diseases Of the Urinary Organs
hence, etn
d Medicines are especially prepared
N be relied upon 10 cure the Dis
|fof which they are recommended.
|5l cents and 81 per bottle. For sale
susglsls and the Proprietor, DR..
T0Id, room No. |, Almond Build
". COZ. Sth aud Market streets
Doe on Eighth street, Wilmington,
|are.
|Ons suffering from any chronic dis
kill do we'll 10 consult DIR. Todd.
heLt, including medicines, 81.
hours; Tuesdays and Fridays from
10 p. ln., aud from 7 70 v p. m.
Ier days except SUNDAY.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
TRAVELLING AS nEKCHANDnhE.
boxing HIMSELF UP AND STARTING
FOR PHILADELPHIA AND LANDING
IN JAIL,


boxing HIMsELP UP AND STARTING
FOR PHILADELPHIA AND LANDING
IN JAIL.
CHICAGO, April 6.--I'hree weeks
ago John McAuley, an old and wells
known citizen Of Chicago, who IL of
an eccentric and ocular disposition,
conceived the idea of boxing himself
up and obtaining transportation to
Philadelphia as merchandise. He was
informed by the agent of the Adams
Express Company that he could 20 in
box, but that he would have TO pay
passenger fare. AlcAuley declared
that he would 60 as me- chandise, and
would pay no more than $3.50 per
hundred. Yesterday he boxed him
self up, with q weeks provision by
his side, aud was taken by an express
man to the Office. The box was 10
inches wide, 0 feet long, hooped with
iron bands and ornamenled with a
paddock. The agent was told that it
contained flowers. Il was addressed
to Miss Kissleman, Philadelphia. At
9.45 O'Clock last night the box was
forwarded to its destination, lhe
charges having been prepaid. Toward
morning the messenger discovered
the old man, aud when the train
stopped a. Van WerI, Ohio, he turned
him over to the authorities, who put
him in Jail. The express officers here
wonder that the messenger did not
shoot McAuley for a train robber.
The old man was shipped home TO-
night.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
fQutd or Dry.

Son people prefer to purchase medi-
cinfs in the dry state so that they can see
for tnemselves that they are purely vege-
table. Otbers have not the time or de-
sire to prepare the medicines, and wish
1t already to use.
To accommodate each class the uro-
prietMs OF Kidney Wort now offer that
well-known remedy In both Liquid aud
dry forms.
Sold by druggists eyerywhe re. Truth
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
sUHsHIME nv rmE SEA.

BioeFt LctOhscn IN the AtEanti.
A waning Of the golden lamps
In Heavens eternal dome,
giimmer on the dusky sands
tahost'like creeps Up the foam);
A blended hue above the wavel--
The lily and the rose--
a Aeecy cloud ofdappled bloom,
Like that the pansy shows;
A tinge the morning-glory wears,
With pearly dewdrops wei;
A blush as Of he columbine,
A tint OF vislet;
And ever in the frightening sky,
Some changing sElendor born,
TIL leaf by leaf. a perfect flower
Uniolds the bud OF morn.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
AOOAA TIME TABLE.
CORRECTED FEB. j, 1852.
TRAINs LEAVR WILMINoTON

For Philadelphia 2.OOt, 2.zSs, $50. G5.
7.25, slot, $40, go, 9.Oy, 9.46, 1880, So a.
M l2.OUt m. l2.l5, l2.3stt, I.53, $50, 400,
5.l7', 2.SOt, 6IO, 6.SS|, 7.SJ*, ESQ, lc.UOs p.
m.
For New York;. oO., 2.2s#, $50, e.bb
9.4e, ll.ts a. m., l2SGtt. 1.5S, 6.l7t, 6sSSi
p. m.
For Baltimorc--l,OO ,OO', ,42., 4.5,s $40. s.ss
For Washington, l.6O@, l.42s, ~ .5l#, .0Os a.
m. 100, L.0Stf, 6.67, ii .Ols p. m.
For Baltimore aud intermediate sta
tions-l2,5la, s.38 a. IN. 100. 500 D, no.
day.
f1rains running only on Sunday.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
TRAINS LEAVE FOR wILMTNGToN

Philadf lphia--Broad and Washington
Ayenue-6.3O. 7.l5, $40, l0.l5 a. m. l 80,
New taslIe-s.SS, go, ll.4s 8. M. 4.s6,
$40 p. m. .'-75.
Trains leaving Wilmington that will
connect at Gray's Ferry for Broad and
Washington Avenue-6.5', 800, 900, e.16
q. mi 2.Nl .. M. lI9
tfLAmited Express trains.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
TRAINS ARRIVE AT WILMINGTON

From Philadelphla-l,O0s. l,s2s, 4.47s,
a7;45, I;S!s S.Ss, 9s9 l9iOt, ll,5s. 1850 q. m. /;
s5s SO 6is, lsG 1S5 ss5f. 1 S.5S. ~ iOss. j.
ll.30t p. m.
From New York-l2,4s I,sas, 4,4O., 1851.
I;bI, s,S q. MI 1850, l,Wtf 4.55, 6.iSi,
From Ailtimore-15la, 2.lss, e.Nl, 900,
l,is a. m. l2S}ft, l.5O, Gle, 6.sO~, 9.4s'
f om Washlneton-l.2is. 2.I3, a. m,
i2.3ott, l.50, 5.l+, &C., 9.49t p. M.
sBoth daily and sunday.
ton Sunday only.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
.,u,RoAp LINES,

Il ---s------ss--~
bHII.hap pahALILfiMdBE pAiIHOA'
A'O JANUARY 80 lssa' .,,,.,.
.-',,Issvs wilmington Is f0ll''" >
~ ,,. and rn.srmsdI estaslen''
.Ailsdsllph1lnax 81 n y IA !. M; z@, A.OH "O''
b. N. 49, tExUresO 400, 2s1, a.
! PnilasaeSIS 4 SSo 10 lbs ~ mi law
I'm GSs, s.65 ?. ~ D M a2s. So, 7.2',
w and New York Iys' 4 IL d.R o. 10
Pow. 49, m. 1885. l.os -. ~ ssstsons
ll@Tre lls"ore and InternAeolAl0
alillnOiET M. and 40 p. m
GA ,a ~ rnd Bay Line. t.6Ip' ~ Io An
ltlnO'las and and Washington i'1 ~
ltlalo'S M y, 100 'l.O0, B.d' n.H y
SSaItImore w n Only, LOS =
n.laware Division. leave Tor
falrS l0l ,Is DSsi Z. m.i L.no ~ 2; pin. m.
sE Oasus Oas and Intermedlate Stationh'
!. r.; ISS lS' ssa;SisPPnsdiats s;S r % stations O.S5
i; LO6p'm
:, ,.,DnIa and Intermed ate Stations
'llaa''p , lo': Il noon, 6.SJ. HSO' tEApfe'S'
l,,issssSIpS6Ia 10y B IL; 4'Nsw York. 2'O0' 2a' ami
w e I: =, and WASHINGTON. J q i'ol,
IhmV'II IlG b. m, Baltimore, Oo'
s, ~. 80 %,uiormatlOn passesAA gers Al
. y iar.n1tih u he time tables posted at tht
u, marked thus ~ are limited eI-
slns ~ rnich extra fare is charged.
apOn " J. X. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent
kANK THOMSON,
General Manager.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

The Legislature of Tennessee met
yesterday in extra session. One of
the DIRECTS OF the session is the
redistrlcLing Of the State into ten
Congressional districts.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
TNEETH ron ALL THE PEOPI.ns.

Beautifai teeth at es. sS. Ss and -.
80 per set. Teeth extracted with
ont pain by the use of gas. Over rNkEyYYy
thirty years experience.
DIR. GALLAGHER.
%-L No. 886 Market gtF0eA.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
e 9 PositIve cure


ior all those Painful Complaints and
weaknesses so common 70 our beAt
female population.
II Will cure entirely the worst FORM oI
Female Complaints, all ovarian troubles
Innamation and liberation, Falling and
DlsPlacements, and the CONSEQUENT 6pi-
nal eak ness, and is particularly adapt
60 70 the Change Of Life.
~ Will dissolve and expeI tumors rom
Ine uterus In an early stage of develop
.nent. The tendency TO cancerous fiumors
Snero Is checked very speedily by its use,
~ removes faiEtneBs, hafulency. de-
stroys all craving for stlmulanta, and
renevea weakness of the stomach. II
cures bloAtipg, Headaches, Nervous Pros
tration, General Debility. SIeepIeHsness.
depression and IndigeaIlon,
That feeling of bearing down eau, ing
pain, weight and backache. is alwayH oef-
manontly cured by Its use,
~ viii at all times and under all cir
cumatanceB act in harmony with the Ia wa
that govern the female system.
Eor Lhe cure Of Kidney Complaints of
ELMER sex this Compound ls Unsurpassed.
Lydia y. PfUkham'a Vegetnble
e0mpOuud is prepared at 238 and 285
" estern Avenue, Lynn Mass. Price al.
Slx bottles for @5. Sent by mail In The
form OF pills, also in the form OF Iozenges
on receipt Ofprice, tl per box for either.
Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters
OF inqairy. Send for pamphlet. Address
as above. Mention this paper.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

DR. g. W. HENSON, Of baltimore.
REd.. inventor and proprietor OF the cele.
brated Celeryl and ChamomiIe PIIIa
These pills are prepared expressly To oura
Sick Headache, Nervous Headache. Men,
rRlgia, Nervousness, Paralysis, Sieen.
lessness and Dyspepsia, and viii oute
any case, no matter how Obstinate IL
properly used. They are not q cureaiI
0ut only for those special diseases, Tbav
contain no opium, morpE Eine or quinine.
and are not purgatIve, but regulate ths
bowels and cure constipation BY curinS
or removing the cause OF IL. They havs
q charming effect upon The skin, and a
lovely quieting effect upon the ilervous
system simply by feedidg its Ten thou-
saDd hungry, yes. in some cases starving
aDsorbents. They axe or create nervs
matter and give power, force and buovs
ancy TO the nerves, and In that way in
briliiancy OF mind. Nobody that has =
nervous system should neglect 10 tale
them two or three months In each yenr
as q nerve food, IL for no other purpSse
Sold by all druggists. Price 50 cents a
box. Depot l08 North Eutew ct. RAIN
more, Md. BY mail. two boxes for an m
six boxes for 80 50. 10 anv address. ~ -
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

For Delaware Railroad-6.0Os, 0.Sj a. M:
l05, 3.O0* 8.25 p. m. No Sunday trains,
AFor New Castle only.
,tFor Harrington and intermediate sta
tions.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

From Delaware Railroads.&c., 9.a5s a.
m. l2.05, 6.l0s, eos y. m. No unday
trains.
sFrom New Castle only,
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
TRUTH ATlGSTED.
some Important Statements OR
Mell-known PEOPLE Wholly Veri-

Well-known PEOPLE Wholly YeEi-
In order that the public may fully real
lie the gen nuineness of the statements. as
well as the power aud value OF the article
0I wnlcn tney SPEAK, we ublish herewith
the J0c-stnlfIe signatures of partif q whose
sincerity is beyond question. The truth
oI these testimonials Is absolute, nor
can the facts they announce be touored,
WILMINGTON, 4 ell, Aug. is, 1881.
II. II: WARNER & Co. o.--GentIense, .--As
physician, and also In tue capacity OF
druggist, l have recommended and
prescriped the use OF Warmers Safe Kid
ney and Liver cure to at least is persons
all afn1eted with kidney trouble. In each
and every instance they were cured,
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

For Wilmington and Northern Rail,
road-7:lO a. M. 800, sos p. m. No sun.
day trains.
For Delaware Western Railroads.&c.
lp.S0 o. m. $50 p. m. No Sunday trains.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

From Wilmington and Northern Rail.
road--6,45, s,45. ll.S5 a. M; 6.55 p. no. No
sunday trains.
From Delaware Western Railroads.&c.
a. m. 2.l5 L. m. No Sunday trains.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

Philadelphia, new York and Bostoz M.
change furnished to regular DepomtoEe
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
DIRMmORa

Discount days, Mondays and ThlrsdasS
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

No family should be without LYDIA
y. PINKHAM'S LIVER PILLS. They
CIds, SITe esntstipation, billeusness. and tor.
putty OF the liver, Is cents per box.
A1-S0ld by all drug .sts. -
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07

EDWARD BELTS, PRzsrDEu1. 5z5s
Fal~ = sSS; SSSi:.i! Z; zikH!FHSss 81. G.sS -:
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
! , AGSAASrER'B ORDER.
REoIsrER's oFrTon.

1bdA6TEkSH OBBIOks
NEW CASTLE Co.. DEL, April 4th. 1897,
Upon the application Of MargaretaA
StradleY. Adminiatratrix OF Vim. II !.
Stradley, late OF Pencader Hundred, in
said county, deceased, Il is ordered
and directed by the Register that
the AdministratTix aforesaid give NOTES
tion upon the estate OF the deceased.
with the date OF granting Thereof.
by causing advertisements TO be posted
within forty days fr0m the date Of such
Letters In ak Of the most public places Of
the county of New Castle, requiring MI
persons having demands against the or
tate to present the same, or abide by an
Act of Assembly In such case made and
provided; and also cause the same TO hO
Inserted within the same period In the
WILM1NGToN q GAzETrE, newspaper pub
lished In Wilmington. and to be coEltins
ued therein three weeks, (e. o. d.
r@1 Given under the hand and seal
4 L. 8. of Once Of the Register Aforesaid
tOC1 at Wilmington. In New Castlo
County Aforesaid, the day and year above
written. 8. @. BIGGS, Register.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
NAE ARTIzANs sAvINas BANK.
BO2 MARKE sTREEr-

Ef1RsT NATIONAL BArrA @
Il OF WILMINGTON
REPoaTToRY OF TIE PUBLIC MoNnx
AND
AGENTS OF THE UNI-
TED STATES.
The daily gazette., 1882-04-07
N0TTOM

All persons having claims against the
estate OF the deceased. must present the
same. duly attested 10 the Executors, on
or before April eth, "A. D., lSSS, or abide the
Act o. Assembly in such case made and
provided.
MARGARETTA STRADLEY.
Administrative.
Address, Krikwoo !, Del apr1-eodsw
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-06

Mrs. Colonel Percy Yerger, one of
the most fashionable ladies in Austin,
ordered Matilda, her servant, to bring
in a pitcher of iced lemonade and some
cake for some ladies who had called.
Matilda brought the pitcher in one
hand and the cake in the other, instead
of bringing the cake on plate.
matilda, did you wash your hands
before you took hold of that cakeP"
asked Mrs. Yerger, looking sharply at
Matilda.
Eyes, num-"
"Are you sure you washed your
handsp"
Yes, mum; I washed my hands on
de Jumps OBJ ice put in de. lemonade. I"
This so Disguised Mrs. Colonel Percy
Yerger with Matilda and the Lemonade
that she put on her sunbonnet, went
over to the corner grocery and brought
back a bucketful of beer. There is
more satisfaction in beer than there is
in lemonade, anyhow.-Aler. St0eet.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-06
He Didn't Mind the Expense.

Fourteen dollars for little lunch
for twoT' exclaimed prosperous-look-
ing customer to the proprietor of res
taurant. "Why, what do you take me
for?''
II know it's little Steep" said the
steak stretcher; "but you're the only
soul that's been in to-day, and my rent
falls due tomorrow.
"Pm blamed if 1 don't really admire
a man with nerve like yours, and I'll
pay the swindle;'' and with an amused
Smile the blooded stranger tossed the
hash pirate fifty-dollar note, tipped q
dollar out of the change to the waiter,
and walked out.
what pity we can only have one
chance at man like that" murmured
the dyspepsia dispenser, regretfully.
But when, the next day, the rent col
lector threw out the note as counter
felt, his despair was such that it was all
four walters and the cook could do to
prevent his swallowing bottle of his
own alleged wine, and thus putting an
end to himself.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-06
WHY WE HAVE SO FEW GOOD
RIDERS.

1t has frequently been the subject
of remark as to the cause of the scar
city of good Jockeys. To be sure we
have some excellent riders-Barrett,
Evans, Hughes, Barbee, Feakes, and
probably half dozen others, but not
more. The secreti is explained in the
fact that unless a Jockey takes great
care Of himself constant exercise in
the saddle will superinduce Piles of
the most aggravating character, that
itch intensely, particularly after get
ting warm in bed, and thus render
him unfit for service on the track.
However if Swayne's Ointment were
used, the worst case of Itching Piles
would be speedily cured.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-06

The Republicans in Indiana are
more fortunate than their party breth-
rem in some other States. They are
united, have a clean-cut issue to con-
tend for, and are showing unusual in
terest in the canvass for an off year.
On the other hand, the Democrats
are disorganized, many of their best
men are pronouncing against the
State and legislative tickets, and there
is general disgust with their partys
attitude on the temperance question.
The Republican outlook in the State
is decidedly promising.
DR.. O. w. Holmes rode down Mt.
Washington recently on the tender
of the locomotive, with the grade
1880 feet to the mile.
Wendell Phillips, it is stated, will
not lecture during the coming winter.
Mr.. Phillips will complete his seventy
first year on the 2oth of next Novem-
Der.