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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-24
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COMMISSION STORE,
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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-24
Worimsn, Attention!

noN'f LosE TIME LOOKING
" around Tor . job but come oat t. my
place and net GtoaAy employUsoe until
TAN. Young man. heEe b chAneo 70 lAy
the toundat3oa foR 3 toetunA. ApQH -
EDW. L LINDGGBX.
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Scobeleff's Test Of the Sentry.

As 4 disciplinarian he was firm and
overlooked. Scobeleff's videttes were
never caught mapping. His knowledge
of the detail of military duty was uni
versal-even to sounding all the bugle
calls. An illustration of the discipline
of his corps occurs to me. had been
talking with him of military breech-
leaders and discussing the merits of
various systems. Taking '.Berdan."
with which the troops were latterly
armed, from a soldier, he undid the
breach and lock and explained the mech
anism with the precision of gunsmith.
Returning the rifle to the soldier, he
turned, walking up to sentry a few
PAGES distant, he said: LET me see your
Understanding his hand as he spoke.
The man saluted and replied: 81 can
not, your excellency." s.But | want to
see if it is Clean" persisted the General.
81 cannot, your excellency," again said
the sentry, as firm as rock. Scobeleff
smiled. pulled his ears and walked on.
l asked an explanation, whereupon he
said that rule of war with him was that
no sentry on duty was ON any account to
give up possession of his arms-not even
to the Gar himself. But" said l.
suppose the sentry had given I'D his
fife when you were seemingly so serious
in asking it. What thenp,' s.He would
have been shot," quietly replied the
General, ''for disobedience to orders in
times OF war. "-F0rtnightly Review.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Failures i'm Jelly.Making.

Complaint is often made that fruits
employed in jelly-making fail to give the
desired result. The usual amount of
sugar is added, but all to no purpose;
the Jelly. or what should have been such,
would not thicken, but remain in a semi
fluid condition.
In attempting to solve this difficulty
the st. Louis Grocer considers what takes
place in the ripening of fruit. Says this
journal: 10 fully understand the diff
ficulty it may be well to consider what
takes place in the ripening of fruit. As
the green fruit approaches maturity a
certain ,,insoluble substance, which rem.
ders the green fruit hard, becomes by the
action of natural causes, such as light.
heat and air, soluble, and the fruit is
then considered ripe. BY boiling green
fruits the same result is accomplished,
as is readily seen by the softening of
fruit thus boiled. Now it is this soluble
substance in ripe fruits that is capable of
being gelatinized, or, as commonly ex-
pressed, formed into jelly.
If, however, the fruit is allowed to be-
come overripe, this soluble material is
converted by chemical action into an
acid aud jelly can no longer be made
from it, as is the case with overripe cur
rants. 1t is by the removal. of the sol.
uble substance by expressing the juice
from the ripe fruits before changed into
the acid and boiling for short time and
cooling that the ordinary jelly is pro-
duced. ....r.
"By boiling this expressed juice it be-
comes changed from comparative neu-
trail substance into an acid called poetic
acid, insoluble in water. By a continu-
alton of the boiling this acid loses its
power of gelatinizing, becomes soluble
in water and still more acid; it is then
known as perapetic acid. BY further
boiling it becomes still stronger acid
known as metapectic acid.
''Here, then, we observe two reasons
why there may be failure to produce
jelly. The fruit may be overripe in the
first place, or by overlooking the same
effect is produced and the gelatinizing
principle of the fruit destroyed. The
addition of sugar to the boiling juice
acts as preventive to solubility and also
assists to counteract the taste of the
acid which is developed during the proc
ess of evaporation. Our remarks, of
course, are intended for natural iellies
and not for the artificial products of fac
tories"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Wanted-A Husband.

An officer of the Seventh Cavalry
Regiment at Fort Lincoln, Oak, received
a letter from a woman who owned a
ranch near Mandan, which in substance
read as follows: "Dear sir: My man,
perhaps you know, is dead. 1 buried
him Thursday. 1t is coming on spring
now, and am lone woman with big
ranch and the Indians about. l don't
mind the Indians, the red devils, but /
have too much work for any woman to
do. IF you have any Sergeant about to be
mustered out, or private if he is good
man, would like to have you inform me
about him. If he is a steady man, likes
work, and wants a good home, / will
marry him, if we think we can get along
together. 1t is good chance for any
man. Please answer"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
FARM AND FIREsIDE.

"A farmer who has tried it says tur
keys will lay on more fat in two weeks
when confined in comfortable pen thar
they will in four when suffered to ram
BILE about.-M Y Herald.
keep all stock thriving by giving s
stable ration of some kind and not by
feeding the meadows. When the cold
storms come give the animals shelter
and extra grain rations to keep up the
heat. Do not let the animals take this
fuel from the fat already stored up, as il
is a practice that no. stockman car
afford. Mirror and Farmer.
Ham cooked in cider: Put pint
of cider and a cup of brown sugar into
enough water to cover the ham; boi
three hours, or till the skin will peel of
easily. Remove the skin, cover the ham
with crust of sugar. and bake in slow
oven three hours. Dissolve cup oil
sugar in pint of cider and haste the
ham frequently while baking. If the
cider is very sweet, use less sugar
Chicago journal.
To fffcassee chicken cut it up and
boil with one or two slices of pork. in
enough water to cover the chicken; fry
some pork, and when it has cooked a
little, drain the chicken and fry it with
the pork until nearly Drowned: then take
the broth and pour it into the frying pan
with the pork. and make gravy, thick
ening with brown -four; season well and
pour over the chicken. : Chicago Ne'cs.
The Agricultural Department at
Washington estimates the shortage OF
the hog crop in the great hog-raising
States as follows: "In Kentucky the de-
crease from last year. as returned by our
correspondents. is % per cent; 20 in
Ohio; % in Indiana; 24in Illinois; 20 in
Iowa; so in Missouri. The decrease is
but. five per cent. in Kansas and two in
Nebraska" 1t also says there is a small
decline in the South and in the Middle
States.
If there are fence corners or other
places about the farm where weeds are
growing they should be moved out to
prevent the seeds from being scattered
to adjoining fields. Farm fences afford
one of the most common sources for
weed distribution, and it is poor policy
to allow the seeds to mature and become
scattered to the detriment of the adioin-
ing land. Pasture land, too often pro-
duces heavy growths of noxious weeds
which should be cut before maturing
their seeds.-Cou'1try Gentleman.
An almond sponge-cake may be a
novelty to some one. 1t is certainly a
very delicate and nicely favored cake.
Half pound of sugar, five eggs; beat the
yelks first, and add the sugar to them
gradually. then beat the whites to stiff
froth and add; then sift in flour enough
to make a batter of medium stiffness,
flavor with almond extract, and, before
putting it in the tin, butter a paper well
and line the tin, and on the bottom put
at intervals bits of almond, which you
have blanched by pouring boiling water
over, and after removing the brown
skins cut in small pieces, then pour the
batter over till the tin is about half-full.
Bake for an hour in a slow oven.-N. T.
Post,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

BILL NYE, the humorist, has discovered
the origin of the word honeymoon" Lily
asks: what is the origin of the term
'honeymoon!"' Well, Lily, we will be teeto-
tally amalgamated II we know what the
origin Of the term was. What the word
honeymoon may have to do with that period
when the young husband and wife are get
ting acquainted with each others home
styles of meanness, We are free to state we
do not at this moment exactly know. Think
Of waking in the dead hours of night during
this blessed time, called by the poets and
other connubial savants the honeymoon, to
find that your noble Adolphus, whose whole
being seems to you, Lily, to be the very ne
plus ultra, the ultima thule, and the pro bono
pu6tico OF perfeetion-think OF finding in that
Silly hour, we say, that Adolphus SHORES
enough to crack the eternal granite founda-
tions OF the universe. There are places, no
doubt, Lily, where you can find out by ascer.
tanning, what the origin of this word is, but
at this moment the required information has
escaped our mind.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Fishing IN Alabama.

The fish of Alabama comprise several
good varieties, among them one excellent
and beautiful, locally called "trout,"
but closely resembling the striped bass
Perca chrysopsl, the Dream Qchthylis
rubricunda), the carp (Catostomus COM
munis), . firm-deshed, lively catfish
(Pimelodus), and Others. ~
The methods employed to catch fish in
Alabama are some of them usual else-
where, while others are not 50 common
for instance, attaching short line, with
bait and sinker, to small gourd, tightly
stopped at the stem, and set floating in
quiet water. The fish, taking the bait,
and fastening himself darts away, but
soon finds the gourd too painful to draw
through the water, or even to hold below
the surface. and compromises by letting
the gourd float, when the master of cere-
monies lifts it into the boat with the fish
attached.
The more common process of fastening
bob lines to bushes which overhang the
edge of the water, and to trout lines from
shore to shore, is in vogue, as, of course,
the universal reed rod, with cork float.
sinker and bait. The latter is often the
"cstalpa worm" in September and Octo-
Der. The live minnow is much EN-.
ployed, while the small boy does not ne
glect the angle-worm.
Some skilled in the use of the artificial
fly for the trout and salmon of Northern
waters, having faithfully tried its use
fulness here, have met with no success in
catching fish in that way, although the
attempt was complete success at anus
ing the African descendant, who "de-
clar'd 'twant no use'n dat man tryin' to
fool dem Southern fish wild dem make
b'lev'n fool flies Dees fish b'leve'n sum-
thin to eat, dey dus Dey amt gwine
to KUN clar to de top Nv de water fur no
such foolishness as dat ar; no sir, dey
jist amt now."-Cor. Cincinnati Ca
sette.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Prolific Paisley.

No person who knows pusley with the
intimate narrowing knowledge which,
for example, came by experience to the
author of that quaint but painfully real
iStic idyl, MY Summer in Garden, "
will be surprised by DR.. Sturtevant's
otherwise astounding statement about
its possibilities of reproduction. Think,
you who dwell on paved soil, or in
regions of boreal frost. of a single plant
of this long -naturalized European
whose company name, Portulacca oler-
acea-producing at one time 2.145, 800
seeds! And vet it is a small and humble
plant, humble as Uriah Heep; "pros-
trate," the botanists say, and .'very
smooth" .swedge-form'' as to leaves,
and acute as to blossoms, and "ses-
sile," too. But it is not totally de-
PRAYED. 1t is child of light. 1t loves
the SUMS, indeed veritable vegetable
salamander. How it creeps and swells
its succulent stems above a rich, August
roasted soil! Our Brave and alert official
at the State Experiment Station took one
vigorous specimen of it, and found il
contained s.nine branches, the average
branch fifteen branchlets, the average
branchlet 2l2 seed-capsules, one average
seed-capsule seventy-five seeds, thus
making for an estimate u grand totar'
which we prefer not to impose Sec
ond time on the tortured bucolic brain.
However, pusley-marvelous repeater
of the great miracle of seedlings not
without beneficent uses. 1t conserves
plant-fOod; it promotes necessary hoe
ing; it teaches in the good school of
Patience. And it may serve as re-
minder of the fruitful results of steady,
unobtrusive attention to one line of bust
ness. Still, let us be thankful that it is
annual as to root, and not an aggravated
snapdragon breeding at both ends.-N
7. Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
All i'm One.

=. Father he suddenly observed, as
he threw an ear of corn into the basket
and warmed his fingers by blowing on
them, .'they say there is good deal of
politics in town just now"
Is, eh?''
Yes, and they have speeches almost
every night"
DO, eh?''
"Yes, and bonfres."
Bonfires? That puts me in mind.
Well build one in the lot and husk corn
every night after this until we finish up
the job! Lucky that you happened to
mention the name. Well bonfire and
husk and politics all at the same tine
Exchange.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
rreptx-four Hour, .o Iaxe.

From John Kuhn, Lafayette, Ind, who an
nounees that he 10 now in perfect health, /"
to all appearance, in the last stages Of Con-
sumption. Our best physicians gave my case
up. finally got 90 low that our doctor said
could not live twepty-four hours. Ny friends
then purchased bottle of DIR. WV. HALL's
BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS, which considerably
benefited me. l continued until took nine
bottles l am now in perfect health, having
used no other medicine"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
A Positive Guarantee.

pOsitire guarantee that 1t will cure coughs,
colds, bronchitis, Group, whooping cough,
hoarseness pains in the side or chest. severe
colds settled on the lungs, cough attending
old age, incipient consumption and all throat
and lung troubles. Use two-thirds of a large
bottle, then IL you are not perfectly satisfied,
return to your druggist and he will refund
the price paid. For Sale by all Druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

FOR dyspepsia, Indigestion, depression, Of
spirits and general debility, in their various
forms; also as preventive against fever and
ague and other intermittent fevers, the
"Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya,"
made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York,
and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic;
and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness, it has no equal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

Mrs. 6. A. KIMBALI, of Yellow Springs. O.,
writes: "The anxiety and care of a large
family worried me considerably, and became
very weak and nervous and my habits were
very irregular. l had heard Dr. Guysott's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparlla spoken Of very
highly as female medicine, and so / tried it.
Its effec: on me has been all Icould desire and
/ join my friends in its praise, for it has made
me strong aud WE'LL"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
PefSonalI

TIE voLrAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich,
win send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old) who are af
nicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration of health and manly vigor.
Address as above. N. B.-No risk is incurred,
As thirty days trial is allowed.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

When zen visit or leave New York City,
Save s,v. baggage and e.P5e..age and ci Tsy
nearly opposite the Grand Central De-
pot. $50 elegrant rooms, single and In
suits, fitted up at an expense Of one million
dollars. Rooms reduced to 81 and upward
per day on European plan. Elevators.
Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse
cars, stages and elevated railroad to all depots.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Kidney Complaint Cured.

B. Turner Rochester, n Y, writes: 81
have been for over year subject TO serious
disorder of the kidneys, and often unable 10
attend to business; procured your BURDoCS
BLOOD BITTERs and was relieved before hall
bottle was used. intend to continue, as
feel confident that they will entirely cure me. "
Price, 81.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
Lady ReautlAers.

Ladies, you cannot make fair skin, rosy
cheeks, and sparkling eyes with all the cos
metics of France, or beauti6ers of the world,
while in poor health and nothing will give you
such rich blood, good health, strength and
nrnnf
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
PREJUDICE OF THE PRESS
,r. OVERCOME.
OFFICE OF THE SENECA Co. HERALD
2Hamilton Block,
Bloomville, Ohio.

Gentlemen.-You can count me as q convert to
Thomas Electric Oil When your agent came into
my Office to advertise your medicine classed 1t with
the thousand and one nostrums hawked about the
country and sold ure-als For fifteen or twenty
years have been suffering with that terrible disease
Catarrh had lost my Of smell and taste also my
sight and hearing was fast falling had previously
tried of advertised remedies, but found only
temporary reHef. Last fall 1 concluded to give your
Eclectrc OIL trial After using part of the first bottle
began to feel better. So kept using 1t every
night before retiring. i am most happy to say
am nearly cured, and feel better than have for ten
years. Some time ago felt prcking sensation under
one of my thumb nails. I could not imagine what
cauSed 1t. felt as II piece Of needle was under the
nail. Tiled up my finger with rag freely saturatng
II with the OH the pain ceased and in q few DAYS
black spot made its appearance and gradually increased
until new nail grew These are facts voluntarily
given even against q former prejudice concerning
Patent Medicines. You use this testimony as Won
see Mt. Fit will do any good in getting suffering hu
manity to try your medicine and It relieves others az
ir has me, they will feel thankful. H
Yours truly, - 1911 y
Sold by all Druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
nr. r.tser,on M..nt VIVA. he Said

age, was taken sick with typhoid fever fol-
lowed by congestion of the lungs. DR.. Dyer,
an eminent physician Of this place, stated that
he thought the boy would run down with
quick consumption. A Dir. Patterson told
me that Goes Cough Balsam was curing SIM
liar cases, and advised me to purchase it.
When L carried it home my wife laughedat
me; but l knew that Mr.. Patterson meant
just what he said, and determined to try it.
Two bottles efectually cured him, so that
nowh is as tough and healthy as anybody.
LYMAN DORIAN.
HUNTINGDON, Conn.,, Aug. %, 1866.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

WE say experiment, and II you do not find
Wise's Axle Grease the best, don't use it,
Others say do not experiment Why because
they know their goods won't equal Wise's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

PATRONS looking for Holiday Goods will do
we'll to send for David G. Cooks Catalogue
OF Goods. He is in the field this year with a
larger stock than ever, and from his prices we
should Judge the bottom had fallen clear out
before he purchased. See adv. other column.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

JOSEPH DURRINLURGER, Broadway, Buffalo,
was induced by his brother to try THOMAS
ECLECTRIC On for a sprained ankle and with
half dozen applications he was enabled to
walk round again all right
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

1t is an undeniable fact that nearly
all eentenarians are poor and have been
poor all their lives. If you wish to live
to good old age, young man, never ad
yertise. Boston Star
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar
Relieves coughs very quickly. Pixies tooth
ache drops cure In one minute.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

ONE pair of boots or shoes saved everyyear by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. Csc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

The Popular Science Monthly asks: "What
are crowdsW The science of love says the
third party is a large crowd-Neao Hdpn Reg
lister.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

The comet travelled distance Of 90, 600, 900
miles in four weeks. Men owning 2 80 horses
ought to feel their littleness.-Detroh Free
Press
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

REDDING's Russia Salve is unequaled for
chlblains, chapped hands, frost bites, etc. Try it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

AT public banquet the lion of the evening
is usually received with three cheers and a
tiger This shows that he stands hyena crowd
of giraffes.-N. Y Nens.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

SAN FRANCISCO contemplates the organiza.
tion OF bIse ball club. Westward the star
of umpire wends its way.-DetrOn Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

The man, who travels under an alias may
boast that he has made O name for himself -
Boston Transcript.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

ENGINEER MELVILLE will not lecture. He
is man of more character than was at first
supposedly. q. Picdyune
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

THE Boston Transcript thinks that the
printer should be successful in society, he Is
SO accustomed to IL aking impressions.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

TEXANS object to the eruption Of pennies.
Like LIZ good many other people they have no
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

IT Is the rich oyster dealer who knows how
to shell out.-N Y Commercial Advertiser.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

In. spite Of protests tho waltz still holds its
own. Love rules the whirled Philadelphia
iEelps.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24
THE GENERAL MARKETS.

Az old lady in a city street car asked the
conductor to transform her to another car.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

ASSURE cure TO- scratches, wise's Axle Grease.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

wIsE's Axle Grease cures frozen feet.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-11-24

TRY tho new brand. "spring Tobacco"
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-09-22
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