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Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

BRoWN's IRON BITTERs has been thoroughly tested for dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness, weakness, debil- ity, overwork, rheumatism, neuralgia, consumption, liver complaints, kidney troubles, &c., and it never fails to render speedy and permanent relief.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

The medicinal virtues of the Hop have been utilized for centuries; they all concentrated in the Hop Plaster and do more real good in relieving pain any root, drug or herb liquid medicine in the whole domain of nature.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

HOP PLASTER Co.,, Manufacturers, CARTER HARRIS x HAwhEY, General Agents, Boston, m19 1md&w
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

''The Label and Trade Mark of a well-knowu and responsible manufacturer the best protection the public have" 'DR MOTT,
 Government Chemist" Awarded the Highest Premium by the American In
 stitute.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

AThe Hop Plaster is made porous thus allowing free evaporation of stimulating the innumsrabie pores of the body to healthy action and giving tone and vgor to the whole system It is discovery of Yankee chemist.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30
Eine eConntrxR Rnard

Efne Country Board DRRSONS wishing to secure excellent courf<z E board among the hills of Ltchaeld county. tn \ private family, do by inquir1ng at z0s stsss street for A- NJ SMITH ms 6t' Or by lesytzg their aadrssz.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

medicine to be popular must be both agreeable and eficacious. The Hop Plaster is rare union of vegetable agents combined with safety reliability effectiveness The indiscriminate use of medicines taken internally is far produc i've of injury than benefit.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30
SIX POINTS. ALL WORTH REMEMBERING. CUT THEM OUT.

People take nauseating doses for every pain and ache, which puts their stomachs out of order and then physician is called to attend them. This is all needless for if the Hop Paser is used 1t Is absorbed into the system in just the way to cure without bringing other troubles.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

The most powerfully medicated and effective plas- ter ever invented is the Hop Plaste' it enbodies all the medicinal and sedative properties of the Hop in combination with the most highly approved gums and balsams known to modern pharmacy.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30
H:I[ECKERS'

Perfect Baking Powder, purchased by him in the open market, says '1 find Heckers' Perfect Baking Powder to consist essentially of Cream Tartar and B1-carbonate of oda, other words, to be pEre Cream Tartar Baking Powder free from alum, terra alba, ammonia, or any injurious substance" 1t is
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

Mir. J. Palmarts, a member of the Belgian Geographical society, and now in this coun- try, proposes to go to the pole under water. His idea is thirty-foot steel vessel, cigar shaped, with screw propelled by an electro magnetic motor, which can be managed under water and can carry enough provisions for sixty days. The thing is to be taken as far north as possible by the Spitzbergen route on an ordinary whaler. When ice is met it will be dropped overheard with its crew in- side, will sink down beneath the ice, and | when a clear course is found will start for the pole. The supply of oxygen and the consumption of carbonic acid gas will be provided for by chemical processes. Noth- ing seems to be unprovided for, but it is not probable that MT. Palmarts will find much
 support for his novel scheme.
 It is predicted that ivory will soon become
 so scarce that it's use for pianoforte keys,
 knife handles and fans will be reserved for
 the wealthy. Of late there have been rapid
 advances in the London market price of this ] article. Only s1 tons were offered at the last
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

A curious trial, in which the Orleans princes and some of their relatives, including tho King of the Belgians and the Count of Flanders, will figure as defendants, will shortly come on for hearing before the civil tribunal in Paris. In 179O, the Due dor leans, known in history as Philippe Egalite, became guarantee to Jean Louis Monneron for sum of 60O 900 francs advanced to NJ. Louis Armand de Gontaut Biron. On the property of the Orleans family being confis- cated in 1793 by the Convention, M. Mon neron's claim was acknowledged and paid in bonds issued by the State. These securities, however, only brought about quarter of the sum advanced, and M. Monneron's de- scendants claim the rest
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

Purity and Strength Guaranteed.
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Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-30

10 Whiskey! BRowN's IRON B1TTERe is one of the very few tonic medicines that are not con- posed mostly of alcohol or whiskey, thus becoming a fruitful source of intemper- ance by promoting a desire for rum.
 BRoWN's IRON B1TTERs is guaranteed to be a non- intoxicating stimulant, and it will, in nearly every case, take the place of all liquor, and at the same time abso- lutely kill the desire for whiskey and other intoxi- eating beverages.
 Rev. c. w. RICE, editor of the Ameyzcan CHrzshaR Re- wc70, says of Browns Iron Bitters:
 Gin, O., Nov. 16, 1881.
 Gents The foolish vast
 ing of vital force in business,
 pleasure, and vicious indul-
 gence of our people, makes
 your preparation necessity;
 and if applied, will save hun
 dreds who resort to saloons
 for temporary recuperation.
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"Gubaer, said eoisrd rsap q, The chief
executive of Arkanssw, entering that high
officials oflicc, Al aiii's got long ter stay,
bein' pushed FUR time"
What Is your business p
Len nc yer lucky bones fis
Lend you what p ASS
- Yer lucky BONE
What do you mean Z"
"rsa rnnniu for constable an yanis
yer teri en' mo yor lucky neue.n
:. have no lucky bone, old mau" Ia
|" Oh, Us yer ii; lau' II ter ne How
was yer rectad, CULVER, 9, yer didnt hab
lucky bonss Bono outen ash--outsn .
catfish. Cir il ter mo Iva runnin' fur
constahle.n
"0it out Of here" demaplsI the Gov.
ernos. H EE
"0imme de bonsr
"Gier
III GOES, bot returns an blows my horn
OBJ deSanca, cab. Ell ] was do Gubner an
yvrself was candidate fur constable I'd
Ssnd yer h hone. It's al'ers do way. De
Dimocrat IN got dc bulge on dc niggers am
da's gwine ter keep it. did hab notion
Oh vOtiu' de Dimocrat ticket, but Use gwins
tss shun de factiou, sab, Ahun do faction-"---
AshaasaW I'rssesr
----45s-
A NATURAL INK AT the bottom Of a cop
per mine at the foot of Kennesaw Mountain, in
Cobb County, Ga, peculiar liquid of a
deep wine-color is constantly collecting.
The color, odor aud taste OF this fluid,
though strange enough. are not its most
singular eharacteristics II has been found
that, when few drops or nut-gal are added
to it, the fluid turns jet black, and AT once
becomes ink of the best quality. Judge
Hammett il authority for the statement that
the records Of the comfy are kept in this
natural ink, which neither freezes fades nor
aorrodes 49,
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w. ROUaHTON,
tIate OF New York;
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Esta blish m emit,

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Kid Caters. slippers Gloves, Coats. Pants. Vests
Blankets. Rugs, Mats, dc,s &C., dope up equal to
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TOO FEET q SECOND.
rNsw Logs are sent Dswa ,hc Nevada
arguntaiBs-

NrguntaiBs-
chute ia laid from the rivers brink, up
the steep mountain TO the railsoad, and
while We arc telling it, tho monster logs are
rushing. thundering, flying, iaaping down
the declivity. They come with the speed of
q thanderboit, and somewhat OF its roar. A
track Of smoke and fire follows them--fre
strnck by their friction with tho chute logs
They descend the !, 200 feet Of the chute in
Ii seconds. In doing 50, they drop zoo
feet pcrpendiculnrly. They strike the deep
water with report that can be heard mile
distant Logs fred from q cannon could
scarcely have q greater velocity than they
have at the foot Of the chute. The average
velocity is over 100 feet in a second through
out the entire distance, and at the instant
they leap from the mouth, their speed must
be fully 200 feet per second. augar-pino
log sometimes weight 10 tons! What a
missile How the water is dashed into the
cir! Like grand plume Of diamonds and
rainbows, thu feathery sprsy il hurled 10 the
height Of 100 feet. 1t forms tho grandest
fountain ever beheld. How the waters
foam and seothe, and Lash against tie shore
One log, having spent It's force by It's mad
plunge into the deep waters, has aoated SO
as to DO at right angles With the path of the
descending monstera. Tho mouth of the
chute is, perhaps, 10 feet above the surface
OF the water. A huge log, hurled from the
ahutc, cleaves the air and alights on the
boating log. You know how bullet
elarces, but can you Imagine saw log
elanring? The end strikes with heavy
shock, but glides quickly past for short
distance; then crash like tho reverbera-
lion Of artillery, tho falling log springs ver-
tically into the air, aud with . currc like
rocket falls into the water, long diatance
from tho las Il struck.
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HonE-IrkE. Tho orchestra chairs OF
Philadelphia theatre are adorned with tides
This is done 10 as to makethe men perfectly
at home and give the women 10 chance t.
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Wednesday, Dec. 6, 1882

TIE SPIDER AND THE Fly.
s9Eotund and oeamips, apparently Kind,
Type of generous living ana s1aallness OF mind
y each edrner and eregiee ot alley or street.
tbs nourshing spider we every where meet
Entieactea and aIIurlug, lore giitter1ng srrays
Z OF tsssers Inducements In Lavish dlaployg,
Brilliant By day and gorgeous By night,
Ensnariog each tr1istfu ana un.ucky wight;
Sporting unfairly wtth cobwehncd brain,
Degradation and ruin aad soAis gsia;
And helpless his glcs5ms saulr6l 81 tho tolls
While die huge SPIDER his HE blood despoilA
The taeautious fi5, once scorcned and fssrnirched
IN tefehiigtt ot. ruin siGugb pinnacle perch
xsrfsfyeL n esrM s4egs
slips down ia q rapid ara re;lIfUi descent.
sSchelp 10 the tssciie-nn use 'ss;eod intent
To'a bfigatness or c!n and fsnltioss attire
Soon succeeds mad thiss, au eager deaire
Tint giaTc5 through the sig!ir IN domoaiar hate
Ana the once proud uien now "a s1ianifling gait
BY yapic discourse aud sattaring thanks,
The spider houris ADDS 70 t;le ranks
E0ffne ION and fors1Een, the useless and vile,
Losing his soul 20 his greed and his ptle"
For money his conscience Ia s;ieHced, his fame
No account--s0r can he not purchase q nenio?
But woe TO his future, 10 that man Of greed
When his victims hear witness 10 each evi deed :
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Rural Happenings.
Fan River Items.

FALL RIVER, Jan. 27.-Mud again, No
SMALLPOX among us, bat many are atll cted
with colds
Mr.. and Mrs Tryon are all alone, the boys
being off to school
w. b. Pussy goes to Dixon or Oberlin
school soon.
G. II Hanna is making a success of the
Hickory Point school.
C. T. Farrell is president of a very interest
lnr Literary ut Hickory Point school house
The vital question "Resolced, That the demo-
crat party has outlved Is usefulness" was de
cided in the negative Geo Richards is reap.
inc golden opinions by his ability and research
as debator. c. Il. Lama is an old hand ut
1t, and displays a mind well stored with use.
full knowledge W. b Pussy, Farrell and j.
Pusey would rather talk than cat Others are
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Smith Was Out.

A Griswold street lawyer was sitting in his
office the other week when a stranger appeared
at the door and said:
BEG pardon, but can you tell me where
Smiths Office Is ?'
eyes, sir; next door"
The stranger uttered his thanks and passed
20 the next door, which was locked Return.
ing to the lawyer, he observed:
Smith seems to be out?"
"Of course he is. If you had asked that
question in the first place | should have an
swered it by telling you So"
The visitor had troubled look on his face
as he passed out OF the building; but that look
was gone when he returned next day and in
CURED of the lawyer
"How much will you charge me for verbal
opinion in little matter?'
"Oh, about five dollars
The case was stated and the opinion given,
and the stranger was moving away when the
lawyer said
"My fee, please"
81 haven't a cent to pay you"
you haven'ty"
"Of course not. If you had asked me that
question in the first place | should have an
swered by telling you so. Good morning, slr!'
Detroit Free Press.
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Owned TO his Record.

The editor was sitting IN his revolving cane
bottom chair, when Tornado Tom, the Travel
ing Terror of Texas, came in and demanded
= retractIon of the statement that he had swim
died an orphan out of four dollars.
ats lie clear through" SAID the Terror
striking the table with his fist I'm as good
q man as smells the atmosphere In this
section"
Perhaps you are better" said the editor,
meekly.
"My record'll compare fsvorably with
yourn," said the terror, with a sneer; perhaps
there are a few back rsckets in your life. sir,
that wouldn't bear q microscopic investiga-
ton"
"Oh, sir" said the editor, vlslbly agitated,
don't recall the past; don't brng up the men,
cries Of the tomb; l know I've led q hard life
i don't deny il. / killed Shorty Barnes, the
Bowery Boy Of New YOrk-hscked him to
pieces with a knife | have atoned for IT a
thousand times. l blew a mans head off at a
log-roll in Kentucky, aud bitterly have re-
pented Of nv folly. slew lot of inoffensve
citizens OF Omaha at poker-game over a pal
Try four dollar pot simply because got excit-
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"Talk about your bold bank robberies," said
a member of the police force, "the slickest
steal | ever heard of was the robbery of 4
bank down IN Rhode Island, six or seven
years ago. 1t was a bitter cold night and a
night patrolman noticed a dim light IN the
bank window, and, going up to the door, rap
ped:
"'Is that you, patrolman?" asked a voice
within.
"'l es,' was the reply
"'Step in and get heat, SAID the voice
from within. The patroman stepped inside
and encountered a dapper little fellow wear
ing green shade over his eyes and pen be.
hind his ear.
"'You're working late tonight said the pa.
trolman.
YES said the dapper little fellow, Ive
been detained tonight to stralghten up &C
counts
The patrolman warmed himself at the roar
ing fire that blazed on the hearth, and went
out again on his beat An hour after the pa
trolman came that way and still seeing the
light through the window, raped again.
"'ls that you, patrolman?'
Yes
"'Come in and warm yourself
"The patrolman accepted the invitation.
"'lt's bowling cold night said the man
with green shade over his eyes
"'YOu bet SAID the patrolman. So he took
another heat and returned to his beat He was
rather surprised to learn next morning that his
Areslde friend of the night before had got away
with some$50,000 OF the banks tunds.-CLeDe
and Press
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In truly rural district of Arkansas an old
man was recently accused of stealing pig.
1t was a clear case, but to the establishment of
everybody the jury brought IN a verdict of not
guilty, in direct opposition to the evidence and
the Judges charge. When the court adjourn
ed the Judge approached the counsel tor the
defense and remarked: Look here, my friend,
| never heard of such a verdict | cannot as
an impartial discrimination of justice allow so
fragrant an outrage to be perpetra'ed on this
community. That man is as guilty as Judas,
but if you'll tell me the secret Of acQuttal, I'll
allow the verdict to pass" "Iou see, Judge,
some of the jurymen were rather young and
some rather old" Eyes, but what does that
sign fy." "It signifies that | run in the old
mans twelve sons on the jury"
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ed. Oh, could I but cheat the tomb of the men
have placed IN It's NAV, would be happy.
But 1t was all owing to my high temper and
lack of early training. know that have
been hayward, wicked; and you have right
to come here and recall those unhappy memo
ries; but it's mighty mean for all that. No
body with heart would treat man as you
have. Don't leave, stranger; I'll tell you all.
sawed mans head off with an old army
saber just for"
The Texas Terror was down stairs and half.
way round the corner, while the editor, taking
II fresh chew of rattle snake twist, continued
his peaceful alvocaion as qnieiy AS law
abiding cIlzen.-SaIt LAKE. 1rtbuRe'
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