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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

A country fellow stepped into a
fruit store and invested in a nickels
worth of chestnuts. In about half an
hour he returned and handed the pro-
prieior one of the nuts. "What does
this meant asked the dealer. swell, +"
remarked the customer. "that is the
only sound chestnut / found in the
pint and thought you had put it in by
mistake. l am an honest man and
don't want to take mean advantage
of a fellow. "-[Athens (Ga.) Banner.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

MEASURING CoRN. The following
is stated to be a nearly correct rule for
measuring corn in cribs Having lev.
eled the corn in the crib. measure the
length, breadth and depth, and multi
ply them together, and deduct from
the product one fifth, and you have
the number of bushels in the ear; for
shelled corn, take one. half Of this. To
be strictly correct add half a bushel
for every one hundred.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

In 1881, 1850 persons were killed
by snakes in India and 1857 by wild
animals; As zoe cattle were destroyed
by snakes a, Wild animals during the
same year; rs. 1868 snakes and 49,
wild animals were destroyed, and 1922
$40 rupees were paid by the govern
ment in rewards for their destruction.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

No matter how shattered the system may
be trom excuses ofAny kind, the Gree, Ger
man InvieorAlOr will secure health and hap
pines. See advertisement. For sale BY
Penny &McAlister, Stanford. N 10
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

"JOseph Welsh is an old usher,
and, like many good fellow, be
thinks he can monkey with the liquid
damnation without the old stuff
downing him. He tried il again Sun
day. and, as usual, he was run in"
That is the way a Western paper
states that an habitual drunkard got
intoxicated and was taken TO the sta
ton by the police. Don't say this
language has no synOnymsl
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

A wolf who had dispute with q
hyena determined to destroy him, and
therefore went 10 tho lion for advice.
"set trap for him." was the reply,
land when you have caught him eat
him." The wolf went away and laid
a snare beside the path often traversed
by the enemy, but just as be was cack-
ling with satisfaction he Numbered in
to the trap himself and was held fast.
In this emergency along came the
lion, who called out. "by George !
what's all thisl" Elm fast in my own
trap" humbly replied the wolf. $50
] see. l came out here expecting to
help you eat the hyena; but, as the
case now stands, | shall help the bye
ns to eat you" but | set this trap
by your advice" protested the wolf.
True, you did, and | advised your
enemy to set one for you as we'll.
Odds is the difference to me whether l
eat wolf or hyena." Moral-Tbe law
yer gets bis pay no matter how the
suit goes. ~ - IA
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

The member OF the Legislature for
the State of Indiana explained the fact
that on his salary of 81, 900 he had in
one session saved $4,000 by saying;
'1ts all OWN to my wife's bein' eco
nomical in not keepin' a hired girl
that we've saved so much"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19
The Fatal S0dD.

A little boy went out to swim. and
took a cake OF soap with him, and
slimed each supple little limb. And
when he on the bank arrove, one long.
last downward look he COVE, and then
into the water dove. And trying to
regain the top. in vain. alasl he tried
to fiop-he went so fast he couldn't
stop. His limbs were soaped from
heel to hip; he couldn't get halfway
grip, for every time he tried he'd slip.
The water no resistance gave, and so
beneath the murky wave he found a
wet, untimely grave. With thrilling,
laundering humping thud, he struck
the misty, mostly mud; and turkles
fattened on his blood. We dedicate
this little hymn to little boys Of sup.
pie limb who soap themselves before
they wim.-[Denver Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

The finest building on this CONT
nent is the Roman Catholic Cathedral
Of Mexico. 1t was built 300 years
ago on the site OF the Aztec temple,
and gold was used by the ton and
precious stones by the thousand 10 It's
characterization.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

N~ HVIH1IV' %
Postage free 10 all subscribers In the United
States or Canada. .I. 5000
The volumes Of the Bazaar begin with the first
number for January OF each year. When no time
. mentioned, IL will be understood thai the sub
scriber wishes TO commence with the number next
after the receipt Of order.
The last four annual volumes Of Harper's Bazar
In neat cloth binding, will be sent by mail,
postage paid, by express, free Of expense lpro-
vided the expense does not exceed one dollar per
volumel for q per volume.
Cloth cases for each volume, suitable for bind
ing. win be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt Of
81 each.
. Remittances should be made by post-ofhce mon
sy order drsit to avoid chance Of loss. Address
HARPER a BROTHERS. New York
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

snow, my dear brethren, We will
proceed to sell the personal property
of the deceased" said a preacher in
Hickman county. Tenn, at the close
Of his funeral Grafton.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

"Ughl" exclaimed Brown, ~ be-
lieve l shall freeze TO death; but I've
got to die sometime" he added, "and
| might as we'll die that way as any
other" "Much better, replied Fogg,
OOnsOlinely; you'll have such an ex-
cellent chance 10 thaw out on the 9th.
or side, you know. "-[Boston Trans
criPt ' "A"if'
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19
Harper's Young People
AS fLLUsTRATED WEEKLY-I0
Po0es-suffed 70 Boys and Girls
Prom o 70 70 pears Of age.


Vol. Nv COMMENCES NOVEMBER 7. 1881
The Young People has been from the nra sue
cessful beyond anticipation.-lNev York Evening
Post. ~ t II"
IL has distinct purpose, 10 which II steadily
adheres-tbat. namely, OF supplanting the vicious
papers for the young with paper more attractive.
A. we'll as more vholesome.-lB Boston Journal
For neatness, elegance Of engraving and contents
generally, IL is unsurpassed By any publication Of
the kind yet brought TO our notice. Pittsburgh
Gazette.
TER MS.
Hsrpels Young People, per year. a 50
postage prepaid '"
Single numbers, four cents each. Specimen copy
sent on recei pt Of three cents.
The volumes Of Harper's Young People for 1881
and 1882 handsomely bound In illuminated cloth,
will be sent by all postage prepaid receipt Of
" each. Cover for Young Peope for 1882 IS cents;
postage 10 cents additional XII.
Remittances should be made by post-offce mon
ey order or drst. TO avoid chance Of loss Address
HARPER a BROTHERS, New York.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

Mr.. p. Delhaunty, 4l2 Water st.,
Louisville, KY, says Browne Iron
Bitters cured me of dyspepsia and
general debility"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

Ex-CoDgressman John f. Potter,
who, being challenged by Roger A.
Pryor in 1860. named bowie knives
as the weapons aud locked room as
the battle-ground. is dying in the poor
farmhouse at Muskwonage, Wis.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

II thought that you came here to
attend your mothers funeral" said a
man TO an acquaintance whom he met
at a show. "Well. yes" be replied.
81 was called to attend the funeral,
but when arrived found the circus
in town, so concluded to come here.
You know that in Arkansas you can
go to q funeral any time. but let me
tell you a circus is the boss. Pr Ar
kansaw Traveller.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

And am prepared 10 furnish designs and estimates
for buildings and all kinds Of scroll work.
That am doing no small business, can be judg-
ed from the fact that my bank account runs from
81 500 10 81. 900 per week.
Contracting and building done promptly and at
living prices. Address -l
70-eot-lyr q. n. STAFFORD.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19
Lincoln County Farm For SaIel

I offer for sale privately my farm Of as acres
on Dir River, ~ miles East Of stanford, within
half mile Of the new turnpike nov being con-
Htructed from stanford % Preachersville. An en-
celleut dirt-road from the dwelling 10 the pike
Well waiered with hne springs, some Of them med
Teal water. improvements hrst-Cl less, Including
the fencing. Terms liberal Address or call on
Mns. rAnAH cock,
I9-fm STANFORD. Lincoln county Ky.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

JoHNSY's COMPOSITION, SEA LION.
THE see liam don't know whether
he's beas' or fish, but his tale votes
the full ticket in favor of the fish by a
large majority. He looks in the face
like ingerrubber cat, and his ulster
IL just like it wuz vArnish, and they
amt no pockets in it. See lians has
mustashes. but tina shave all the rest
Of EN-, and then wen tina open there
mouth you make up yore mind that
you'll never ask 'em to sing any more.
They wouldn't make primer donners.
See liaus are bald aud for fear you
mightn't think tina vuz, tina spread
the bald all over EN-. II had to be
a see liaD ide ruther be a vale
1Golden Days.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

Mr.. John Z. Talbot, Louisville,
KY, says Browns Iron Bitters has
cured him of neuralgia Of long stand.
inc.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
It acts directly upon the blood and the mu-
cOus surfaces Of the system. Price, 75c.
For sale BY Penny 4 McAlister, Stanford.
II Catarrh has destroyed your sense Of
smell and hearing, Halls Catarrh Cure will
cure you. rs cents per bottle. Druggists
sell IL. 0ft
800 REWARD rr
Is offered for any case Of Catarrh that can't
be cured with Halls Catarrh Cure. Taken
internally. Price, rs cents.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-12-19

Is4t
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
VIENNA FURNITURE:

Extension ,ls Ann. Dining Room and Parlor
Saddles, Calfskins, Girths. Stirrpr T..,,,..-.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
A LARGE INVOICE on CLOTHINa
PERFUMERY, FLORIDA WAFER

Genuine Eau De Cologne. Iubin's F.t-,,..
Toilet soaps, Philocunie Enir on C,,,,,-i.1
MirQrs, Looking Glasses, Pipes.
1. Il. Balls, haInlunicas, Blank Books
Albums, Gold Leaf. Jewelry. Watcbes
Hemp and /. X. Packing, Coal Bnste,s
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
CRATES OF ASSORTED CRoCKERy

Containing Plates, Cups, Teapots. Bowl,
chambers, Rice Dishes aud Bakers.
Demllohns, and gals Sample Bottles
Vases and Glassware. Manila and Tarrssi IL.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06

, Iuci iOr UOUAlugs sAuWcis iUI are
for writing, rods for whipping,
on, buckets for water-drawing,
Ter shoots arc highly esteemed as
to be eaten. In the Chinese En-
Of Yangtze, about sixty varieties
IRE said 70 grow, although five or
the principal materials used. At
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
A Splendid Asst. of Shirts.

Woolen' Mixed. Calico. Hickory. Denim. &e.)
merino and Cotton Understands.
White Bosom Shirts, &C..
aoeSs and Stockings, Handkorchiefs.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
GROCERIES,

SS,nrdines, in half and quarter boxes.
Il. and =. Biscuits, Salt in lars.
Castor Oil in Tins. Stearine Candles 4 s,,5e
Matches, Coeonuut OH, Wash B;us. '''' .
White Zinc Paint - "Hi'e LEAD,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
Sugar Go R1oe Bass

OF all sizes and qualities,
Coal Bags, Gunilies Irvine. Burlaps.
Moolpaek and Iwilled Soaking. Linen Tto..
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06


X
~ X
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
LIQUORS

De Laase hls and Boutelleau :. Hrandv. an
other brands, % an
Rum, Gin, st. Paul Beer. Ale and p,r...
Port Wine Sherry. Rhine Nine
me and Table Clareis, Champagns.
Dry Holds, lex Monopoie. IN Ferre
=. II; NumH q Co, Sparkling Hook.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1882-09-06
UHL HLU uUUoLHLUR YUM vnnr,
ALLIN GOOD ORDER.
IRRIGATION!

Apply 10 the undersigned at Honokaa, Hawaii o. "a
p a sCHAEFER q co. Honolalu
GEO. W WILLEONG. 90
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-12
Vessels Leaving this day.
D c Murray for San Francisco
Schr Pauahi for Ookala
PASSENGERS.

From Kona and Kau, per lwalani,
Aug 1lth-T w Everett, w Waller,
G.. Memokeo, Mrs. Kemokeo, j, n.
Kapaha, Sisters Phoebe, Beatrice,
Albertina, and Mary Clara; G Hors
well, j. +. Mckenzie, w A Coulter,
and 80 deck.
From Maui per Lehua,' Aug IL
Gov Dominis, NJ Pike and son, All
Kona, Mrs Rosepedo, aud 40 deck
From Kahului per Kilauea Hou,
Aug. 12-Mr and Mrs LuscoIbe,
II Baldwin, w A = Brewer, Il Hoff-
mann, f Burns, Mr. Fuller, Ms w
Carter and child, Mrs Apologize and
so deck.
For San Francisco, per d & Muir
ray, Aug 12th-Mr and Mrs Carson
and children, Mrs Whitney and
9 children, Mrs. L. Williams and 3
childreo, Mrs. Hartvis, Col. Norris,
l. Schiefele.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-12
Vessels Expected.

Rig Name From Dnn
Haw bk Chicago fin Newcastle, July
Am blk Emerald FIN Pt Gamble, July
Br stmr Canton, I'm San Fran, Aug IL
Brit sim Suez, Dodd, FIN. S F, Aug IA
SIS Australia, from Sydney, Aug rs
BIT stmr Hansa, I'm st Michaels, Aug
Blk Josefa, FIN Cardiff, Aug
Blk Oberon, i'm Liverpool, Aug
Bktnc Luieka, iron :. +. Aug IL
Blk Emma, from Puget Sound, Aug Is
Haw biz Kalc, FIN Bremen Sept
Stmr City OF Sydney from S +, Sept 8
Am blk Martha Davis, from Boston Sp
Haw bk Iolani, from Bremen. Oct
Nor blk Imacos, I'm New York, Oct II
Bktne Klikatat, from Puget Sound
Blk Camden, from Puget Sound
Br blk Glcngaber, FIN Liverpool,
Brit ship British Ambassador, NC, NSW
Mic blk Remijio, from Nc, NSW due
Ger blk Peiho. FIN Hongkong
Am bktnc Monitor, from Humboldt, for
Mahukona,
Am bktne Uncle John, from Eureka, for
Kahului.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-12
Vessels in Port.

II. b. NJ. S. Suppho, Clark.
H.I.M.S. Christoforo Colombo,
CIR biz Adolph, Koppelmann
Ger Blk Paradox,
Haw brig Ninito, Cameron
Am blk ID. e. Murray, jerks.
Am bk L l. Pettingiil,
Am bark Edward May, johnson
Am tern Hcra
Am bktnc Jane A Falkinburg, Forbes
Am blk Caibarien. Hubbard.
Am bktnc Ella, Brown.
Am bgtne Consuelo, Howard
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

The FNGLISH courts of justice
continue lnr g distance in advance
of those Of America. Thomas A.
Smythe, who passt d rs surgeon in
London, has Just been found guilty
of manslaHghteI, he having killed
person who went 10 him for treat
ment under the impression that the
fellow was what he protested. On
Smythe's door was plate bearing
his name and the word surgeon. I"
An old clergyman named Campbell
suffered from a cancer of the tongue
and consulted Smythe, who operated
upon the cancer, and the patient
died. Surviving friends brought the
salt on the grounds Of "gross negli-
gence and inattention to dangerous
symptoms" The alleged surgeon
was duly and promptly convicted of
manslaughter. In this country the
fellow might have professed surgery
and practived it, cutting and killing
everybody who submitted to his
treatment, and nothing would have
been done about it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

FOLLOWING IS the section Of the
Edmunds law declaring certain per
sons ineligible for election or ap-
pOintment to Office:
SEC. THAT no pOlygamist, big
amist, or a2ag person cOhGbjtjng a0jth
more than one a0onaG1a = shall
be eligible for election or appoint
nent to or be entitled to hold any
Office or place Of public trust, honor,
or emolument, &C.
Below is .the oath prescribed by
Governor Murray, to which he re-
guires. all persons to subscribe be-
fore securing commissions:
ST do sOlemnly swear (OI
ahirm) that I am not a big
amist OF polygamist, : that 1 dc
not live or cObabit with more than
one woman On the marriage TeEG-
tion," sc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

THE UNITED States census for
1880. shows, there are in Utah, in
round numbers, 10000 MormOns
all other residents, $4,000.
Salt Lake Tribune editorial
March %: an all the discussions
of the effect of the Ednaurads bill. 1t
his not been disguised By the GdeO-
rntes Of that measure that 1t 1OGS
framed and passed for the purpose
Of transferring the political pot0er
tn Utah Territory from the ITO. =
mons to the GentiIeS. It GOGS so
stated ne The Senate debates, and Gf-
teT1OGrdS reiterated IN the House
debate on the 6ilg."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

THE VOTE for George @. Cannon
at the delegate election on NOvem-
Der ?, 1880: was Is. 56s.
The vote for Allen G. Campbell at
the delegate election on November
2, 1880, was 1852.
Salt Lake Tribune Editorial,
stFigsr5ng Up," March 81St, 1882:
so, then a0e haze three to one against
yoU, Mr.. HERALD, and of course g0at
are gone. There's nothing like icing
accurate i4a g0Ur figures, goa see ;
and the tfell0a0 aEho counts up first
is sure to be beaten"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17
$500 Reward

We will pay the above reward for
any case of Liver Com p1aint, Dys-
pepsia, Sick Headache, Indigestion,
Constipation or COstiveness we can
not cure with Vests Vegetable
Liver Pills, when the directions are
strictly complied with. They are
purely Vegetable, and never fail to
give satisfaction. Sugar! Osted.
Large boxes, containing 80 Pills, 25
cents. For sale by all Druggists.
Beware of counterfeits and imita-
tions. The genuine manufactured
only by JOHN G. WEST & Co., "rhe
Pill Makers" ISL and 1SS w Madison
Street, Chicago. Free trial package
sent by mail prepaid on receipt of a
6 cent stamp. z. c. NJ. l.. Drug
Store, agents
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

THE CONTENTS OF the HERALD this
morning are &c follows:
1sT PAeE-Lstest TelegFams-COnRres-
sional, etc.
% PAeE - Telegraphic News - Un-
easy Russia, etc.
Sd PAGE Tslegraphic News-Mis-
cellaneous.
aTH PACE Editorials, etc.
5rH PAeE-Silver Reei-Rupcrps Love
Hotel Arrivals.
STH PAeE-Telegrspbic NeWs-Egypt-
Utah Commissioners, etc.
TTH PAGB-Telegrsphie News Mis-
cellsneOus.
sTH PAeE-DenveF snd Rio Grande-
Phil. Robinson-LocGl Items.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

A RECENT riot near Goriatum.
near Vellcre, gives an excellent ex-
ample Of the hate existing between
the Hindus and Mohammedans of
India, a hate so bitter and vigorous
that only religion could inspire it.
Some Hindus were about to cele-
brate a feast, and adopted the dis
guiseS used by the followers of the
prophet at Moharram. By this thev
infamed the Mohammedans who
set fire to the buildings and attacked
the persons of the Hindus. Several
lives were lost, and the troops were
called out 20 quell the disturbance
A real healthy religious hater is the
worst in the world, whether he be
Pagan or Christian.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

Two OF the gentlemen nominated
for Utah commissioners by the Presi-
dent, were among those applicants
for the place whose names we pub
lished on Friday morning. They
are j. R. Pettigrew, of Arkansas,
and a. B. Carlton, of Indiana.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

CHARLEY VAN WICK, the jun
ior senator from Nebraska, was on
his dignity on Thursday, and, ae-
cording to a Washington telegl am,
tried to impress upon the
minds of the secretary of the
interior and the postmaster general
that he was a bigger man than Chef
Arthur. Charley is a great man,
but if his tongue were cut off nobody
would ever learn of the fact.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17
BATTLE CREEK, Mich,
Ian. 81. 1879,

GENTLEMEN-HaviDg been af
fiicted for number of years with
indigestion and general debility, by
the advice of my doctor l used HOJ
Bitters, and must say they afforded
me almost instant relief. I am glad
to be able to testify in their behalf
THOS. G. KNOX.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

OUR PHGBE wasn't made a com
missioner, notwithstanding all the
recommending" done for her. If
Miss Cousins will come out here we
will see that she is elected to any
Office she may prefer, from constable
to councilman, or rather council
woman,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17
PROVISION IN the bill of rights il
Ehe proposed Utah constitution.

buO p1OpOoCN y VCbh OOuSt4GOe4OA'
SEC. 4. The right to worship Cd,
according 70 the dictates Of conscience,
shall never be infringed; nor shsll any
person be compelled to attend or support
any kind Of worship; nor shall any con-
frol Of, or interference with, the rights of
conscience be permitted, or any prefer
Bnce given by law 10 any religious estsb-
iishment or mode Of worship. No relig.
ious test or property qualification shall
be required for any Office Of public trust,
nor for any vote at any election, not
shall any person be incompetent to tes-
tify on account Of religious belief
On which the Salt Lake Tribune
Of April 26th, comments: Not
only does the section above quoted
protect and guarantee polygamy; it
does the same for any other sort of
eligious deViltry which may be
proposed in the future. Other
features of this remarkable
document are not much better
than this"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

ONE MAN thinks Rosecrans has
been put in training for the presi-
dency. Rosy" might be a success
full candidate in England, where,
according to Carlyle, the people are
mostly fools" but he has as little
chance to become President in
America as Guiteau.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

HIS FRAUDULENCY Hayes is rails
ing corn this year. and it is said he
entertained little scheme of tax
ing it over to Kentucky to be fluid
lied, but the COlrier-Jour7aGI as
serts that Mrs. Hayes vetoed the
plan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17
SECTION 8 Ofthe Utah school law

"SEC. 8. The trustees shall pro
.Eide suitable schoolhOuses and keep
The same in repair, employ teachers,
and furnish fuel, maps, charts, and
other suitable articles for school
purposes, and may at their option
collect tuition fees. They shall pre-
scribe the manner in which schools
shall be conducted, and the branches
to be taught, and rates of tuition
therefor, and establish Outhouses,
Fairgrounds, and other appurten-
ances,"
Editorial comment of the Salt
Lake Tribune thereon May 9th,
1882: "The whole school system is a
fraud and imposition, which intel
ligent people throughout the Terri
tory will be glad to see go into de-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17
SANPETE VALLEY R. R.

The journey between all settlements in San.
pete Valley and Salt Lake City made in one
day,
TIMETABLE Commencing June
1St, 1882.
Leave Wales 9.O5 am. Arr. at Nephi II. 90 am.
Nel hi EOS pm. Wales 40 pm
Thus connecting with the q. G. r. R. passen.
ger tr ain, Sundays excepted.
Stage arrives at Wales at am. and leaves
at 40 pm. for all parts Of Sanpete and Sc
Vier. m28 F. S. CAHILL, sup't.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

IT APPEARS that Mr.. Arthur took
ex-Secretary Ramsey instead of John
Chislett, as commissioner from
Minnesota. The President is a
queer man.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-17

MRS. BELvA A. LOCKWOOD will
continue to ride her bicycle in
Washington. The President wouldn't
make her a commissioner.