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"A son of the late President Tyler was
lately arrested in Washington for drunkeu-
meas. "Although poor, besotted creature" I"
says Syracuse Journal correspondent, "he
- Ons Of the most eourtIy and polished men, A.,
in dsmeanor and conversation, To be found
il Washington"
"A rich, Wanting and somewhat brain.
isaI mllioualre was recently Boosting in the
presence Of the Bishop OF Peterborough
shat be had given $4,000 regularly yearly
to the poor. "Thats the largest insurance
against Gre that eyer heard Of" remarked
tkewitly clerical.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

-"Yes, sGh," said Brudder Johnsng,
"Ef oe decendents of de rooster what crcwed
81 Peter was To make a noise ebery time a
lie is told der would be such noise in de
world dot yer couldn't even hear the hens
-easkle."
Have you had your ears pierced p
asked young lady of her chum, who lived
next door. "l should think so," was the
crushing reply, "hearng you sing every
day" There is now great gulf of coldness
Lelween them.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

"A newspaper called Grin q, Bear Il
has been started in Lyons, N Y. recently.
II will no doubt supply long felt want.
We are always pleased To he'r of .
young man setting down, but it gives vs.
far more pleasure to record the fact Of his
setting up.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22
improvements on Rocky Pastures.


Clear out the rocks do you say2 That
would mean, in some cases, an expense OF
two or three hundred dollars, and in most
localities would not pay. Cut the brush,
and plow the lands 2 That would be inn
practicable oltentimes, SO thickly strewn are
the rocks. A farm is in sight from the win
dow where we write, where persistent cut
ting of brush has made a clean turf around
every rock II was a brush pasture five
years ago, where grass was very scarce. and
whortleberry bushes, briars, and scrub oaks
were plenty. Something must be done or
the field be abandoned as a pasture. The
owner conservative aud plodding farmer,
assailed It in the latter part Of August with
bush scythes, cut everything up close by
the roots, and after the leaves had time to
dry, burned il over. The dressing of ashes
gave fresh start to the grass. The brush
sarted IN the spring, but there was much
less cutting to be done the following Au-
gust. Tney grew Ieebler every year until
they were dead. The roots are now decay
ing in the soil, and feeding the roots of the
grass. The only expense has heen a few
days labor for cutting and burning brush,
and for grass serd. The method pays.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

Mothers, before giving your little babe
cough or Group medicines, remember that
sinos' Syrup of Tar, Wild Cherry Nnd
Hoarhound is the only cough preparation
that contains no opium, morphine, nor any
other narcotic.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

The present Congress will probably live
in history as one largely engaged in the
"commission" business -delegatng to 9th
srs work which it was itself chosen to per-
fnm. WheA it shall have gone out of com
mission the people will have cause for con
graduation, Tor with the Tariff Commission
and the Utah Commission established, and
. Ship building Commission now proposed
surely the day Of government by commits
sion" would seem near at hand.
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4Benefcient Action.

The mi' cradle looks and feelings of those
confined at desks or work tables. are caused
by weak stomach. kidneys ar h"wels. Park
ar's Ginger Tome without intoxicating has
such bene6cient action on these organs
and so cleanses the poisonous matters from
the system that rosy cheeks and ennd heath
are soon brought back again.-Erpress
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

Having been affi icted with Hay Fever for
years. gave Ely's Cream Balm trial WAS
much benefited. have had no attacks
since using it. E. r. Rauch, Editor Carbon
County Democrat, Mauch Chunk, Pa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

For years have been afflicted with Hay
Fever, from early in August until frost,
WIS induced to give Ely's Cream Balm q
trial. The relief was immediate. regard
myself cured. G. Schrieber, Supt Of Cord
age Co.. Elizabeth, N. j. Price 80 cts.
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

Care worn persons, students, weak and
oyerworked mothers will fnd in Browns
Iron Btters a complete tonic, which gives
stIeDgSh aud tOue to the whole system.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22

-Guitesu's spleen was very large one,
said the doctors; and an old medical adage
says that "a large spleen is a sure sign of a
bad temper"
These are good rules: Do not all that
you can do spend not all that you have I;
bslieve not all that you hear; tell not all
that you know.
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CROUCH ON RATS"

Clears out rats, mice. reaches, hies, ants
bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. l5c
Druggists.
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IA lady says that it takes many men
whole lifetime to learn To carry $40 bill
home without breaking IL.
1t is impossible to lini out how much
religion man has in his heart by measul-
Ing the length Of his tongue.
--rhe use Of moEey at elections has be-
come crying evil which all honest men are
bJund 10 do what they can TO remove.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-07-22
An Abundance Of Fruit.

In this section ami throughout the coun-
try, there is good prospect for large fruit
crop, embracing almost almost oil kinds of
small fruit. 1t is encouraging to learn that
this fair prospect is not confined alone to
this locality and county, but is general. In
an interesting article on this subject the
Philadelphia Times says:
The Superintendent of the Delaware rail-
road says that there will not be less than
1000, 900 baskets of peaches shipped from
the great peach country this summer, and
prominent fruit merchant in Philadelphis,
who is watching the development of the ap-
pie crop, says there is to be plethora Of the
latter fruit as well. This promises to be the
most plentiful apple year kncwn for de-
cade, and it is estimated that the growing
crop in the United States will aggregate 6 :
900 900 barrels A firm in Philadelphia, in
anticipation Of great yield and cheap
prices, is about to erect in New Jersey a
very large refrigerating store house, which il
is proposed to FL with fruit when the glut
comes, and hold il uver for big prices next
spring. From present indications 1882 is
likely to 60 into history as the great irui.
year. Strawberries have been plentiful, and
the raspberry, the blackberry and the
huckleberry are growing in such abundance
as to alarm the truckers lest their crops be
too cheap to he profitable. A gentleman
who has recently visited the small fruit
farms of Delaware, Virginia, Maryland and
New Jersey. reports that although he has
been yearly visitor through these regions
he never before saw such wonderful crops
of berries. Shipments of Delaware peache:
will begin in about ono week, when the
Trnths, the early but most satisfactory va
riety. will be sent to market. In about
twenty days the good peaches, commencing
with the early Ynrks, will reach consumers
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Persnnall To Mon Only I

Tax VnLLAIo BrLT Co., Marshall, Much /,
will send DR. DYES Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts aud Electric Appliances on trinl
f'r thirty days tn men young or old who
are afflicted with Nervous Debility, D"st
Vitality and Manhood and kindred trouh
les, guaranteeing speeding aud complete re-
pinstion Of health ard manlv vigor. Al
dress as above n B. No risk is incurred,
as thirty days triol is allowed. 49-yl
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MISCELLANEOUS.

Mr.. Beecher in recent lawsuit refused
swear upon the Bible.
Empty bottles are called dead men be-
cause the spirit has departed from them.
Daniel Webster is TO have 1000 bronz &c
statute at Concord, n. II.
All Indian remedies for bringing out
new hair will be regarded with distrust by
a man who has beeh scalped.
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SKINNY MEN.

"weIls' Health Renewer" restores healtl,
aud vignr, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence sex
usl Debility. 81.
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PROF. oUlLMETrE's
FRENCH LIVER PAD

Will positively cure Fever aud Ague,
Dumb Agle, Ague Cake, Bilious Fever,
Jaunice, Dyspepsia, aud all Diseases If the
Liver, Stomach and Blnod, Price 81 so by
mail. Send tor Prof. Guilmette's Treatise
on the Kidneys and Liver, free by mail
Address, HENCH PAD CO.,
Toledo. Ohio.
Wholesale and Retail by DR. C. 4. HoRS,
Lehlghtoni Ia. spr. 20 VI
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Best

needed Ne wi stafi y0u.-
sl2 day ana upw rds made ut home uy the in,
dust l0us. Men, women. boys ana girls wanted
everywhere t. WOrN Tor MS. Now Is th. time.
You e m WORK m spare ums onl or give Yuur
whole lime tO tie hns ness. HOn can 1--we at
hOme and un the wOrs, No other bus ness wi
pay y1u near as well No une can fail ut maze
enOTm rus o v OV engggihg a once. Cnstiy
OMIT and tfTms free Money made fast ensi-
ly aud Ion raIl. Address True & co. Au-
gusta, Name. ueclO "
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ylAAOND
CATARRH
REMEDY,

GeSEfh AS 4
\ Positive euro for Catarrh OF ali
kiod-. IL Is instantaneous m feet
axe Or tr',leJ Has cured cases SO IL rible
.h~t LOnes cane rom the nose.
R~, YIy ry,s Dlnsunrd CatarrIl " eYa-
edy Nmln amt y H>an. uiiui cling I'd late
- -t"Ia i prom 4 cure I gll cases ia atarFh,
A. GHrHZh, Tsay r"ver HrOnchitis.
IL " Il remove rOi nus and sfeCtualy oHFo
Wa erv an i'tHulcnt Discharges from the Head
AMI TsrpJt, AMI etd SIckenng Breath: per-
1crtN restore mpai ed Smell. Taste and Hsaripg;
relieve llsSd &C.. Break up Colds in The Head;
irenqhcn he Voice ard Eye; Purity, Res ulait
and Fender lear and Active every Organ OF tHo
a hd a at throat. Ir,ce, 20 ce.Is.
Dr. E;voTy's DInguond EnvIgOraIor In
'-crfect NtOUd Purifier, appetizer and
Nerve 'rot,ic IT. N skcs drliphifIl, whoe-
some dr tx, which BuVigOrates Puri1ios
ami Strengthens the cn ire system.
To y Il Liver lBd est H. Neuralgia and Rheu-
marie Affections, Ja ndice, Malaria, + atulsncy,
Nan ea, s OK Ii. adEclc a ii Kidney Complaints,
1t is Invaluable. Pitc, 80 cents.
DIR. tvory's diamond SalVe Is soveF-
ei cure Tor burns. bruises So,es OF all kinda,
salt kheunl, Tet,r, ingwUrm and CuiansOuH
Tuptons. rice, 25 cents.
Ask your Drug gist for thoHe rsmed-
les and inke no oiLeri or Will be sent
E'ee OK receipt OF price.
De'cii2ii"e Pamph cts Free.
Address TT. Evorys Diamond Remedies Co.,
= O. HoS SEQ. 1o4 John Street, New York.
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D3- Job Printing neatly,
cheaply and promptly execut-
ed at this office. Give us a
trial and be convinced.
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business now before the pub
nc. You can u,aE+ money
foster ~ NOI Z for us tha az
0ny thing Use. Capital not
needed Ne wi / stafS y0u.-
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-04-27
Grant az C. Lover.

EfTH q n ~ 4
r Hearing that there was a lady living in
this. city. who had once boon courted by
Gchefal u. 8 Grant who had refused her
hand in early womaphood to this noted
American civil and military character, n
Constitution reporter sought an interview
with the lady, with very satisfactory re-
3sults. The Gnewsphper representative o
found the early sweetheart Of Grants to
be lady considerably advanced in years,
yet still large, active and bouyant, and
not nearly so reticent as the General,
She hadE not seen General Grant
since the sos, she said, and then his
father carried on tannery ia Ports.
mouth, Ohio. She once had occasion to
reside for time in the family Of far.
mer whose farm Joined that of Grants
father--only q line of fence between
and 1t wss during her stay at this farm
house shat She. was .cousted Gby General
Grant.SeI It must have been ia the spring
time, for she says she and Grant would
meet at the division fence, on each side
or which was beautiful flower.
a"Ulick, 'ssaid she, would say TO ME,
Let's gather flowers aud see who will
have the most kinds when we get
throughI'" R8tg n
"You mean Grant when you say
Ulick 2" interrupted the reporter; "his
ioanaeis Ulysses Lf tYfl
eyes" she replied, eve always called
him tUiick, andiwhile, he was cour.ing
me and wanted to marry me my father
used 10 laugh at him and plague me, say.
ing: He is the greenest-looking boy
ever saw !" and chuckling to herself she
added, land he was n green looking fel.
low. l remember the last time ! saw
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Notic9 to Creditors.

John Wilson, Executor, Plaintiff, against
Arminta Stone, ct al, Defendants Coma
plant for Sale OF Land. DC.
pURSUANT to an order OF Judge A. p,
n Aldrich. in the above stated case. da-
ted 1Ith March, 1852, all the creditors oi
VIM. III. Stone, deceased. are hereby noti-
fled to prove their demands before me on
or before the lst day of Juno noxt. or they
will be barred.
w. w. HUMPHREYS.
its Master.
April 0. 1882 SO
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: What shakes q youi,rl uiap,s loyss

What shakes youbgimanss loyea Is
TO call upon his girl, and hear yhsy tell
over the hanisters TO the girl: "Tell that
soap-headed idiot that ain't in, Maria"
Rumor hath it that Mr.. Tilden will
push Mr.. Roswell 2. Flower for the Gov
ernorship Of New York. 4 The Phihdel.
phia Times says: ''If Mr. Flower has
been decided upon the decision will be
recognized everywhere as dictated by wis.
dom. The fight in New York this wear
will .ba desperate one; It is recognized
as something mo.e than sk;rmish in
the Presidential fight. The best efforts
of both parties will &C put forward in or.
der.te carry the State aud prepare the
successful party for victory in the next
Presidential election. New York is still
tho battl5 fivl1 .e There isF macif I, ruth
= .4s5i gliS of:l,y hoss wJhdslfui5f tie
many strange freaks of nature occurred
ia the lower park softthis feouBly ON the
9th Instant. For obvious reasons we
withhold the names of the parties, except
that of the attending physician, Dr..
George Gosiin. The doctor informs us
that a lady, on the day mentioned gave
birth to twins One of the twins from
the waist down was q perfect child, but
from that poiltt aip psTafi was, in the Ian |.
guage of the doctor, Ii perfect buli frog"
The other child was born within .hare.i
lip, two front tupper teeth, tho right leg
badly defoFmed, and the bowels, liver,
and In shorf, all the intestines, except
the heart and lungs, were found growing
ln the'p irle of me bodysof the child.
islitgef Cal Herald. -
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REGISTRATION NOTICE.

| Orrlcg oY SUPERVISOR OF REDisrR,tIpN,
ANDERSON &. H., s. c., April /. 1852.
| UIURSUANT 10 an Act Of the I.cgisla-
| Il t,ire Of this State, (cntticdl AN Act
to amend Title II (entitled 'of lc'tipns }
of Part (cnthled "of the Internal Admin
| stration Of the Government, % the Cen
cral Statutes will visit the following
named places on the days mentioned for
the purpose Of making Il full and complete
Registration Of ai! qualified voters Of An
the Comfy, State or Federal elections, viz :
Honca Path, for HOnea Path Township,
Thursday May 4th.
| BeltUn, for Bolton Township, Friday, May
| 9Th.
Storeyilc for Hall Township, Tuesday,
May 9Th.
| MofIattsvills. 6. for Corner Township, Wal-
Ecsday, May 10th. lE
Hollands Store, for Sayinneli Township,
Friday. May 12th.
g. w. Farmers, for Fork Township,
TUESDAY, May 10Th.
pendlcton, for pcndleton Township,
Wednesday, May lTth
Larkin Newton's. for Garvin Township,
Thursday. May 18th.
Wigingtons Store. for Brushy Creek
Township, Friday. May 18th.
Williamson. Tor Williamson Township,
Saturday, May 2oth.
Hunters Spring, for centreyilc Town
Meals Creek Church, for Broldaway
Township Tuesday, May 23d.
James A. brakes. for Martin Township,
Wednesday. May 9th.
Flat I;ock Church, for Vnrenncs Town
ship, Thursday. May 18th.
Williford's Store, for Rock Mills Town
slip. Friday, May 18th.
Picrcetown. for IIopcwcil Township, Sat
urday. May 9th.
vii! be found at my Office at Anderson
c. II. on the following days. viz: LIST, End,
3rd, 9th, 8th, 18th, 18th, and from the 10Th
of May to and inclusive of the both June.
WIN. $. BROWN,
Supervisor Of Registration for a. G.
April u, 1882 80 4
NJ Office FINAL SETTLEMENT.
AN The undersigned, Executor anu Adj
min istrator Of the Estate of Jau1cs a. Rob-
inson. deceased, hereby gives notice that he
will, o" the 9Th day Of May, 1852, apply to
the Judge Of Probate Of Anderson County
for a Final Settlement Of said Estate, and
discharge from his Office as Executor and
Administrator.
EZEKIEL. HARRIS
EXT. and Admir-.
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4 DIsgusted iIon.

Captain W ha, just returned
from the Warm Springs. The Captain il
II widowcr. Al the springs was Il widow
who rather set her cap for the Captain
The girls ,uld him To look out, and the
Captain replied, "Wcll, he was ready"
Sitting out on the portico one evening,
the cool breeze tanning like Il tencent
palm leaf, and thinking Of his daughters
far away at school, the widow moved up
and op,i.cd the conversation.
II hear. Captain, you have grown.up
daughters 2"
"Ies, Madam, nave"
GLOW should like to see their pic
lures
81 will -how yona picture of my eldest
daughter" said the Captain, handing her
one.
ooh, such aswcel face" said the widow :;
"and such fine eye. lsu't she like you
Captain" ?"
Il don't know, Madam, that she is"
ut is wonder to me, Capt. W,
you do not get married.
"Wcll, Maam, never think Off, j; for
the woman I'd have might not have me,
and then you know, vice versa"
Yes; but what kind Of n lady would
suit you" said the widow, looking her
swt tctcst'
1t was right here the Captains nerve
did not forsake him, but. setting his eye
steadily at the widows, he hardened lis
heart and replied Madam, she must be
nincty-ninc years old to second and
worth 100000"
Its getting SO chilly out here must
60 for my shawl" said the widow and
she looked frigid zones at the Captain as
she brushed by him with toss of her
head.
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Click We had been buggy.riding. We

Click We had been buggy riding. We
had alighted from the buggy and he stood
with one arm leaning on the wheel Of the
vehicle and looking into my face he said,
"Wcll, Ellen, my name is Eleanor, but
they called inc en-, if ever find any
boly that low well enough TO marry
and | am So fortunate as 70 have 8
daughter, you know what that daughters
name will be-" The daughters maine il
Nellie. a pretty contraction Of Eleanor.
eve shall not publish your name"
said the representative. "since you have
been 50 kind ami courteous 10 us, with
out permission. Can wc Use your
namc?' Finally she remarked: 81
am not ashamed Of my fathers name; it
was Charlie. brandon, and my maiden
name was Eleanor Brandon Ny first
husbands name was john Spaulding.
Further than this will not go." Hokuk
(onaiiutiDn
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a C0lOrcd Woman whose Daughter
Moved In the Best Society.

Old Aunt Simrall, as she had been fa.
milnrly known in Shclbyvilc for many
years, died on Thursday of last week,
aged about ninety one years. The foun-
dntion for first-class romance in real
life is connected with this old woman md
her descendants.
She came % Shebyville some sixty or
seventy years ago, rs the slave OF n mnn
named Neel, who went into the hotel
hi's;T-1s. At that time she was bright
quadroon, and was the mother Of n
daughter as fair and lovely as any who
boastcd of Caucasian blood. The daugh.
ter attracted the attention of q wealthy
FSoutharner who was sojourning for few
days at the hotel kept by Neel, and
though but child in years, he con-
ceived the idea of becoming her owner,
with what motives was developed in alter
years., The transfer was made, and The
handsome little octoroon was sent South,
where she received fine education in
white schools without even breath of
auspicion rs to her origin ever being cx-
cited. The wealthy Southerncr then mar
ried her, and we next find her in st.
Louis, moving in tho best aocicty, with
two lovely daughters rs the result of the
marriage. These daughters both married
rising young lawyers in that city, one of
whom afterwards became member of
Congress-. aaiF-,ri -t.Hs
The Southerncr died many years ago,
and his widow married German in ihil-
adelphia, where they lived in style until
few years ago, when husband and wife
both passed Off the stage of action.
Aunt Sally never saw her daughter but
once after her first marriage. Her hus-
uand swas visiting relatives at Bnrdstown,
land Aunt Sally was sent for. The meet.
ing was such one as might have been
between white Indy and her old nurse.
and outsiders %6Tn icG TO believe this was
the only relation that existed between
them.
BY the terms of her master't will Aunt
Sally became free at his death and accu-
mulated considerable property, the most
OF which was in slaves. She possessed at
one time great deal Of fine jewelry and
silver-ware. Her money gradually slip.
ped away from her, on account of ill.ad-
vised investments, until at the time of
her death she had little more than the
cabin she lived in. She possessed re-
markable vitality until short time be.
fore death, aud could often be seen about
the streets. In late years she became
very deaf aud her mind considerably un.
settled. Several years ago she willed
everything she possessed to her daughter,
ana no argument could convince her that
her daughter was dead, Aunt Sally had
been cared for for some time by daugh-
ter,of fasfoTmer slave.-.Shelby Kg') i%n.
tinel..
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= The vicissitudes of American life
are wonderful The millionaire Of to-
day becomes a bankrupt tomorrow. The
tramp Of today becomes capitalist the
day following. This is strikingly illus
trnted in the case Of Governor Little
field, Of Rhode Island. When Sprague
was Governor Of that State Littlclicld
WAS common workman in cotton
mill. The turn Of fortunes wheel has
made I.ittctield Governor while
Sprague is n bankrupt.
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4 Fisher Caught.

con my last trip 10 the States" said
Mr. Arthur Fisher of this paper, IL
caught q very bad cold which settled into
q severe case Of rheumatism did not
know what to do for it, so | resolved to
purchase ST. jacobs Oil for trial Happy
thought. | began applying the Oil, and
in two weeks was as well ~ evcr."-T To-.
ront0 ((auuiu) GioJc.