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The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1882-12-28
An AfhLavis b. Te.ep0no.

The Chicago News prints the follow
ing:
John Freeman assistant bookkeeper in
the department OF public works, and
notary public, before whom various
foremeu are required to swear that the
pay-rolis submitted by them are correct,
took the affidavit of VIM. Inness. foreman
Of repairs at the Crib by telephone.
Having called the Crib the following
colboqny ensued:
us this VIM. Inness?"
Eyes"
II hold in my hand the payroll sub.
mitted by you for ths month OF August.
Are you willing TO swear that it is cor
rect."
81 am"
Take III your hat and hold up your
right band,
~ have done So"
lyon solemnly swear that the August
payroll for repairs at the Crib is cor
rect?"
"I do"
Mr.. Freeman readily distinguished
Mr.. Inness' voice and says an oath taken
by telephone is binding in law.
He is good that does good to others
II he suffers for the good be does, he il
better still; and If he suffers for them "a
| whom he did good, he has arrived "a
| thst hsinht Of goodness that nothing but
| "a incrcsss Of his suffering en- add "a
| e: II Il proves his death, his virtue Il
q ~ sunmit-it II hsroisn complete.
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1882-12-28
Vancouver Independent.

OFFICIAL PAPER OF CITY AND County.
Vancouver. Clarke County, Washington
Territory.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
tGtn9can0t.)
Gtn ftGcrcS Dorocm9tttt9SAni
0e0ett Die Niihucrd1pLcra.

gSdDrenb Ser leBtelt Sabre filtb bon bers
l6ieOener Sctte Dtelfa6 8erit6e genladt
%iporoen, Tim Die 2lltS6reitltng jener inter
penn JfNlnelt r6iiDner0olera" betarntcn
@'eflitgelfranf0eit bur6 Sroculatton ODER
Sltp1ltlt9 Slt Der0tnOer1t. SD Ielber babe
~leiller 3ett Da5 WefliigeL altf 19 Deri9ieoez
1en Soften, tpoielbit oieie yGbpLera" Derri61
te, getrnpft, lteB oDer altf jcoeln t6ofe einige
geto05nli6e 0ii3ner ungeinpft. Die lcBz
terell. ltdrben lGntnttliG, iDdbrenO DOrt belt
ctrcn 1000 @etmpfte1 NM II itarben. 90
babe t6 ale ltria6e 5u Der Nnnnbme, baB
otele 6ilbnertnpfutg ebenio tpirfiam in
GOrbeugutg Der 9DDlera inter Dem 0eflii>
gel TT, ols it6 Die Slnpfung Snr 8orbeue
gurg Der 8latterr beil1 Otenl6en e~rtDtelen
bat.
Wtan tmpfe Elm 6u6n u1to na6 8 Sdgert
miro peien Sr9atismlts politGltotg bapon
DurdleBt iei1; bant i6lage man ibln BEN
GDpT ab, fartge ales 8lut in etlteln @efGBe
auf ltn0 gieBe Dies Blut auf 8apier gum
&rof1cn. Sin bal6er Gropfen lol6en 8lls
ties lit Dinret6enO al1m Smpfen zines 6ubnS,
n1D 4 Yftl0 Slut g%eniigen fir cine gauge
Shnar. 0terbet DerfaDre man folgen0erz
naBcn: Otan fGngt b1S sit inlpfenOe 6ubn
ltno rtBt Dalielbe nit elmer 9faoel am
S6eufel 10, 6aB ebelt 8lut ais Ser 9Gunoe
tritt; 0attn feu6te man Elm fletne5 Stiid
bes ertDdDnteu 8apiers nit benz getrpfne7
ten 8lute an unb flebe bies ouf bieienige
Stele beS t6iibnerbeinS, mo leBtereS geribt
iparo, = laiie Oaralf baS 6ubn laufen unO
mani brat6t nun feline Surd)t lne6r Dor Der
v0ii6ner6oGera" SIT be9en.
St1 6DlGe Der Dielen bon mir gema6ten
@%rfa6rungelt babe t1 iebt 8lut genug gez
trodnet, um an 10000 6iiDner impfel1 81
fOnte1t utlb ipofitr i6 feline Geripenoun9
babe, bn ib feline vgatent70 febtsinen" perz
taufe, g8enn aIio trgenb elmer Der 3eier,
ipelder it6 NIT @cfii9elSudt bciaBt, btes
8orbeugurgSntittel Ueriu6en mill, 10 m6ge
CT an MIDI l6reibeu, lt11b t6 mill belniel6e1
ltrtentgcltti6 gertltg getrodletes 8lut ier2
ben, llnt Damtt 3l begtn1eu. NQeS, tOaS
th oage9en perlan8e, lit, OQB Der 8etrefenoe
ipfort eilten 8eri6t iiber baS @rgebniB iei7
ncr Geriude sum 8eiten Der 3a6lrei6en
2eier bleier 3~ejtlng in Die Spalten oeriels
ben tnien0et.
SO. s.. @riFftt6,
3atesptae, Ohio.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13

StDar i1l0en otcielDen nten1alS ein ridti0eS
@efdle boben u1lo itet5 Die QlnnQl6 bcDeuz
tend D0ber 1T, ais Die lo0enannten 8ifllrge.
Sn Solgc 6eiien blctbt baS MQiier in bc1
Surd)en ltebeil ulio nuB entipeoer nad ulto
nad) cinlidcrt ober D%erbuniten.
S0ourd nber ipirb Der ND6el QQlts Der>
iduert, ip0S uon 9roBcm 9ta0t6eite fit Die
Soatct 1T, nn0 5tpor nnmcrtli6 fir bic
9Sittcrf1atel1, tpeldc Dur0 bG5 0efricrcu
ltn0 9%tuftDdtel beS gS0iier5 in oelt Tltrt6el
btel sit lcinCl Gabcn. Sin ipeiterer 9tQdz
t6eil ltcgt ned Garju, boB betn 9flitQen ciz
ncS jebcl loldcu G~rbriiftnS Der erlteBhuQ1
~itreife1 itet5 Guf cir Stiid ullgepflil9ten
8D0cllS SIT liegeu fomlnt llllo iolnit ei1
grDber 30cil ocS TeloC3 gQr nt6t gepflitQt
miro. 9tllBcrbem meroen Daburb Bic galtz
sen 6clbarbciten erid)ipert, ~beionber8 baS
Nb7 uno s3uiQbrel, b03 9itngcrbrcite1 ulto
DoS llnterbrjn9ct Der Sat. SIDE ultb
WtG6maihilen f0nncn nidt 5ur Qnipen>
Dung tDmller, tpoDur0 Diele 0nlloarbeit
un0 Dei e"ritcrclt dl&G piel Sollen erlpart
miro. Q(u6 fonn Der Qln6au pit nitDt sur
ri0tigcn 3ctt gei0e6en, ipeil, pcrn Der
9tildcn Der 8eete langit ab8etrocfltet lit,
nod gSaiier III ben Sur6en itcbt. SoOann
ge0ralld)t man nteDr San1en, oa Diel bnuDlt
beim SGen BON bcnt 9tiiGen nbipri1lgt, in
Sic Turdclt fGItt ll10 Bort SIT OrunDe gcbt.
9(idt iclten it1Dct mani auf BEN Jtiifen bic
8flun3en id)on Dnlb Der0ort, mGbrel10 lie IN
Sen Turde1 NOD I'M gSaIier fte6en. Sin
glei1mdbiger Grtrn9 falt1 11te er5ielt tper>
Sen, inbenl iih Bic 8flan5en lnnglei9 ente
ipidell1 uno l11glet03etttg retfelt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13

1. Gute youne, geridminbeu Der S6wdde, ser gbsez
fponutbett, Der Dtelonbolie, 3unopme unp S%rditt9uns
Ses Sletibes uub Der MuSteln.
2. Die 6ralte nebmen gu, Der Ippetit utrb better, bic
%abruug idmeft, oas iaure NuiitoBen bort ouf, bic &ers
bauun9 lit gut, rubi9er NIB un9eitorier Sdlaf, uno iris
ideS, ~geltdrtte5 Grnahen.
8. &erIbuinbeu pon 5leden un6 glntdcr, bic Snrt
fiebt glatt uub geluno aus, Der llrin lit ntdt mebr tribe.
ioupern miro bell UNI thar, Die GHtleeriH9 oellelbetl 9ebt
IdmerSloS uor lid.
4. &epiRbeit tsr baueru6en SetIuns auer rnpiathrs
li6cn, ldpGdcnbeH GHtleerlu9eu, rno 6rattigun9 auer
s. Die seIbe Narbe i'm MeiBen be8 Nuges nno bic
brauulife, uugeiunbe 6orbe Der 0uut ueridyDiuoet, uu6
ulaht eiuer geiunben. fIoren ,@outLorbe @Iob.
e.. 9ieieHigen, Iuel1e an idmddet o0er tHbertiloien
9uHqen leioer, msrben groEe @rlethterun9 bIrd1 ben Cncz
brGud beS Seilmittels itnoer. US betoroert BEN AIs>
lpurf, perminnert ben 0uiter, ltdrtt uuo frdfttgt, beieitigt
neu Embellishments, hS Gevib[ her SdlpGdJe urh oes
Sdmerses in ben SuBfu6dein, Netueu, Sdulter1 &C.;
entfsrnt ben S%teberirolt, oas Grltidun9S91Ubl bic ItbenS
5eihnereea II. ben trampibafte1 0Iltelt im3ubPtte9eben
uHo A%ufiteben. Iue otele S%pntptonle peridlpiHoeH ra@
uHo Hah.
Ear5apnriutat Die %aHSethen Der SurHdtcbreHoen CSes
iunbbeit. SSie has Slut an Gcinbeil luo Sraft gepiunt,
niulu;t Die &rarfbe!t ob, uno ollie ircnocH, unrciren
Stoffe i'm &6rper, @eldlp0re, &rebsleioeu, bdrte M1otcu
H.. 10. ~pcrdpiHoer, bas n~r9elunoe Iptro 9eluuo, uHo
&eidwullte, 6ieberpuHbeu uno 6rontide &ranfheitsn
IDerceu aeheilt-
e. IN Tduer, no bos SDltem auseelogcu porner III,
nnb SHedilber ooer corroiiUe Subltmnte in Den &uo>
den, Gelenten II. /. 10. a%n9ebduit Worber limb NIB Grs
meidun9 Der Suoden, Nertriinlnuno beS Gudgrats,
3er;miduuqen, metBe OsidwiliIte eber RrampfaSern eim=
3etrcten iiuO, lott Der ySoroporiuian" ale abloseriuz
gen uHb entrertt BEN &ranfbeitSitoff cus BEN Spitem.
8. @enn Gteicu.sen, rOslbe oteie MieOiSineu sun 0eis
uus droniidcr. itropbut6ier ober ippbiIittider 6rartz
beten gebraN@eu uno %iirpen, bGB, menu Die 9eiIuns
aud nod 10 langiam iein ma9,fe lid imNl9enteincn bencr
heftuoen, ibr Btetid uuO gepidt lid Dermebrt ober aud
gar it'd 9leid hleibt, 10 lit btes elm iitereS !3eiden, baB
a;e 9cilung iortidreitet. Bel bielcn Srantbeiten meroen
ale @aticnten entweber better ober ldlimmer, Der &r1nfz
~srsitsltof tit nidt %uttbdtbi9 penn ntht ouigebalten uno
ans btm 8lute %getriebcu, per5rettet er lid unO idbrt tort,
Die Contribution Su unter9raben. Sobaio Der nSarlas
p%oriiltan" benz @attenten en beiieres Setinoen uerldaIit.
idreitet Guere 6eiluug nit ieber Stuuoe poruu uuo SIR
eemtuut an GeluuD1eit, StGrts uno 8leii6.
pie orobe 0todt bieies 6eiImittels pfenbort id in
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
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Anterletbstd)mer}e

IurdIau, Otorrb6e, Cholera Mtorbus obsr i%d3merSen>
Der Gtublgaue, wcroeu iuuerbaib 10 ODER 20 Dtilluter
ourd AabmuD'5 9ieuop 9tellti geheilt. Vein %ittuns
Druug uub Feline SutSilnoung, tctne G6Ddte ooer abs
Selpouutbeit rpiro Dem Gebrorth b5 j. u. Neiief lol9eH.
tvs lit Der erite uuo eiusige SdmcrSeu5itillcr, Der aIs
9cublidlip Die ldredltdllteu SbmerSen ltiut, 6utSinotH>
gen uuo ElutunorUu9 ljnbcrt. oh lie nun III ben yltn9er,
benz Wa9eu, ben Gingepeioen ooer onoereH Sr9aHeu
ouftreten, wHau man ooS Nttttel ciuual benHgt Ii. 5.
tm Glitter bis stpnnsig Wtttmtett,
: pbne lluterIdicb, mte qros bic Gdmer;en aud Ieiu m0z
1eeu; bic an 9ibcumattsmus Yeiocnncu, bic 8cttldgtris
gen, bic Sertriippetcu, Die Nerpolen, bic an giclrGl9td
ODER onbercu Rrantbcitcu Ieiocn, pero'u bnrh bic Nn<
mcnbuug pom Noopap's 0ieaop ateltef au9enblldlt4e
Stnoeruns iinben.
@nt3iinbungen Der Gieren, Gnt5Inbungen
Ser 8ldle, 0eoGrm>g ntSiinbluug 2ungcnz
@ongeitioncn, 6al5leiben, Qlit1ma, 6er:>
flopfen, 0ipbtberia, !6pitertide Qnfille,
8rGune, Gatarr6, SnflucnSo, &opf1pcb,
3abnidmersen, 9teural9id, gbeunotts>
mus, talteS uub DeiBes Sicher, Subner>
augen unb Sroitbeuleu.
Die gnuen6urg upn Neobu 9teIief an Sen Ieioenben
Sbeiien peri6aiit au9eu6ltfli9e %gtnoerun9 ober @rletds
terl,n9.
OreiBig bis iedsig Sropier in Elm @Ias @aier beilen
IN ~meuigen Muocubtifen Srdnpie, Wta9enIdure, SooS
bremen. 6opiweb, Eiarrb6e, OpieHtelie, aoItt, Sldbuns
gen uno aue tuntrliden SmerSer.
Neiieuoe ipllteE lulrlcr cine }lalde pom II aorp1 3
Ready Relief" bel lid tra9en. gSeniqe Sropicr oa>
pom, III &Soiicr setbou, beusen allen &rdnfAetten nno ben
eomit pcrtniIpittu EeiocI, Die aus benz Sehroud ldlebs
ten 9SulerS cutlprin9er, por. G5 lit Elm bellerer Sttlmu>
liant, ais iranS0lii6e Sr1nop ooer Sitters.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13

gen 1T, sic GeBtcrc 0ur6 Ia6el6ol3eroe inter
8eimcn9ulg bon fcinem Guar3ialO uro
gutter 2at6erbe m6gli0it 81 crieben BET Ser
0crne6rutg |feinerer OelpGdie, ipie fiir
G@3aleen Grifcn, 9tQo6o0enOrOn, 9leuDol7
tGrbcr BflQl3cn &C.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
G~Sochenflichc Slinois lGSfaats-Bcifpne.

0ouperncur cine 9(nipro6e an ben Sou
per0lt" 1alten mollte, ipuroe Dieler ploBltd)
ncrnliBt. 9tad) lan9emS SUDDEN eltoedte man
i'm inmitteu beS Sr0clters, nit etllellt
od bApafinet lalD piri8irefb. Gr
lnQ 9lei6 Dem &0ntg polt G0tern ein let
bcnidaltli6er 9ewuttoerer Der Wfuiit letlt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13

1'iJe Spezi0t- P4Gcis ais pr0bat erWieSen haben.
Sa~mensclwiche, nachtliche Ergiessungen. Pusfeln
i'm GeSicht. ~verlOrene Manneskraft Werien pcSitiV
geheilt- Keiga Experimentation. Das richtige
Heilmittel wird sOfOrt I'm jedem Ealle ~angewandt.
C0nSuItatiOncn. perS0nlich oder briefiich, streng
confidential. Medizinen per Post und per Express
versandt. Keine Zeichen aUf den P~acketen, Welche
auf den Tnhalt oder Sender schliessen lassen. Man
sende Zoe FIR das Buch: VerlOrene Manneskraft
wieder gewOnnen. -ofice-stu1den 9 Uhr Morgens bis z
Uhr Attends. Sonrtags van 10 bis Il Ur Mitags.
JAMES, VINE Of HOPS R Rasn asSt Me III IIftef Fir Fir
NeryensChwiche, yerlOrene Energie, Jugendthors
heiten. schleichende Krankheiten und Unyerdaulichs
keit. ST. per Quartfasche 8 Flasher fur S..
JAMES, WINB 0F 1AHBELi0N n ind zu1 sifhsEf.
ges Heilmittel fir Krankheiten der Nieren, Erauen.
ScIiT;chen. WeiSsen FIuss und Schmerzhafte Menstru.
alton. So per Quartfiasche; 8 Flaschen fur $40.
JAMES, tHIEERRI Vine PiIihILEslNi S SaiFs p%ras sf t Elff n:
be. bin ich Zu der UeberZeugung gekOmmen. daSs
ueunZehnteI der nanneimlichkeiten und BeScllWer-
den DIES Lebens ans GlcichgGltigkeit iSegen den &C.
schiechtstrieb entspringen. sOwGhi bel Frauen vie
bel Mannern. Tausende, welche NIGHT den wirkli-
chez Grund kannten, haben sich in FOlse deSsen das
Leben V%erbittert ind das Dasein. Zu elmer Burde ge-
macht, wO es ~glicklich und Zufrieden hattie Sein kOn-
men. NE2vTNE pILLEN, zusammengesetzt aus Wur-
Zeln und Kriutern, machen die SchWachen stark.
DaS. was man YeTlOren hattie oder ME besaSS, Wird
Wiederkehren ind daS Helm Zu einem giiicklichen
machen. Das Leben iSt zu kurZ, um eS in einem
ungemithliclen End NIGHT ZuSagenden Helm Zu yer-
trauern, wenn cine $l.OO Box einem, gefallt und
SecIGS BOEe11 cine KlE9 belCjrke1L fJe9 $780,
Per Post verSandt gegen Empfang des Presses.
DR.. JAMES. No. 204 Washington ST., Chicago, iii.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13

Ser 9uneen uno 3nberfuloIe, Qbtifs, Gfrpfeiu, Sppbis
lis, Sbminbeu, Gntortuug uro 6reb5 scr Nieren, 0orus
rilhr ltrin9dltung, 100 e5 nbue Nnruenouug oes 6at9eIers
xinoerFtug idbafft Ano Sic idmerseube @upenpulg eieies
Suitritnente5 ~nuu0tBig madt = Stein unb @ries, unn
in allen Tdlcu 0ou @utSHuouu9 Der Niiereu uno Der
ylaie, iopie in droniibeu 6dueu uon Sraueutrauts
neiteu.
Gin SIaIde entb6lt uebr ~pirtiame Nr;uetitoffe, oGs
.reeno Elm oubtres Wttttel, bic fiuf bis ied5 &~beel6iiel
uou u6tbig MAIDEN, lpGbreno Don Sariapariaiau Elm
a~beeI6ifel pou geni9t.
Giucu Solar bic ~SIaSdle.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
SMtUinOjotGt'

Dte grobe Dtodt oteies SeiImittcls ~piienbart id in
Rraufheiteu. hie hen Sob berbei:ufiihtcu 0roheu. mic in
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
Gimeu SOLAR ole SIaide.
.RaNwats's reenltrettne ptuem
8oufommeue 9urganscn, linbernbe Qt6z
fii6rmittel, iuirfen pbne S6n1er5,
itets SuperlGBig unb natiirli6
in iGreu ODeratipueu.

SouTDlltnlelle Eurgal1Sctl, ltlDerllDe ND>
fubrmittel, iuirfe1 pbne S6n1er3,
itets sltnerldBig u1o natitrlt6
in iDren Operatioren.
sgtt peAetnbiIild eS Gri0brnitteI fit GaIOtneI.
goHtomnten obne ieSIiden ~@ei9eihmud, elegant init
5ugem Sunni slaiiirt, %pHrgiten, rt9ultren, reinisen nnS
{tdrteu.
sDsaoens, Der Se6cr, Der 8ebdrn1e, Der NieTen, Der Slaie,
iopie iTr uerp0ie5 RopFipeb, Geritopiun9, Snbi9eItion,
Npspepiu, bili6ie S~ultGnoe, Sieber, lnterleibsentSitn
4n,fuo. Standardization nno ule alIoereu Eeibeu be3 lluters
aabiliid feline Spur Don VSertir, Ottnerollen ober lddoS
1ihen Drogue11.
W @ian beadte ~folgenbe Gpmptome pom Sruntz
heilen Der SerbauuH9Sorgane: Nerltoptun9, tnHerltbc
n1ntorrboioelt, GlutpauUug mad Dem 3opie, Sdure
I'M Diaaeu, ~llebeltett, Goobrenne1t, GfeI DOT benz Giier,
sDtaacnorIden, iaIreS ~YuittoBen, Stnten oner SebeH oes
SScrSers, erltidenoes @RiIbl beim Ytegen, Nebel poer
sSlafcru Dor Auqen, Sieber uHb onnpie SduerSCn i'm
%opie, ltpdenoer Nibcnt, gslbe5 4nsl ebeH Der SAINT unS
Scr NuaeM, Seitenitehcu, Sdmer3eH III Der Srult rHh in
ben %(Sliebtrt, pl6glite InlpaunH9 pon 9tse, SrenHeH
pes 6leil3es.
has Suuem pon alien obcneenannteH &rautbeIteu bee
trcien.
Sn 6cu Npotbefen SIT baben.
Mon lele: ,Tali9 nb @obr."
Sian ldide cine Grteinarfe oil st aondp
& So, Jto. 80 Warrelt=, @de Der @burd
GtroBe, 9telu Yort.
edy 8eIehrMne, Eaulenbe Don Dollars mertb, ptro
~ Mm Oas gnbIif1nt.
Cs Fam feine Before 6aruutte iir ben @ertb ppn
Or Nobpuu's atteiablirter Ut. u. 9t. oetlnttiel aut9eS
sricisn merbcu, ais bic deubeu uuo %nusloien GadS
obnt,tnoeu b~criel6en. Gs giebt iowobl fali6e pSteiols
1nents~ ais aud ,Gctieis" lno Bills. Sebet eu3 Dor
s,fn perlauoet lIur GabrDaps uno n9tet oaraut, oaB
her Same ~.jaowap" i9 aaf benz setaulteu @rIttei bes
diuOe.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
Medical Institute

v0m Staate Illinois zu dem
Observation-Disclosures Zwecke priyi-
Iegirt um sofOrtige 'HiIfe in
allen ChrOnischcn, geheimen
und BiaSen-K rankheiten Zu
gebeD. Tripper und Syphilis,
in allen iiiren verwickelten
sOwie Haul und Blut-
Krankheiten werden prompt
geIindert und permanent gee
heiIt durch HeilmitteI, welche
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
Wf q G Ct

GatteS Sieber.
SSaIteS n1to bitiacs Sieber gebeiIt fir so Sstts.
@s eiebt teiu onoeres 0etlmittel in Der SSeIt, mas 10
idneu oae grten uou 6ieber beiIt, m09cn lie pom perborz
bcurr yuft 1Oial0ria) ODER be9cnerirter GaIe tommeu,
m6eeu ie Gdarlad, gierueuficbcr pber gelbe& Niebcr
beiBeu, aIs uHter SuSitbung Don 0tabwap's Eiaen.
oas READY RELIEF Er. 9taomap's.
SSinfsio Ge11tS Die Slaide.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-11-13
DR.. RAILWAYS
SARSAPARILLIAN
RESOLVENT.
Scr oroNe @!att 9&eimieer.

Sir sic Sefluns 6rnuiiter &ranfbeiten, erer6ter ober
onoerer Scrofeln 1T ben Suu9eu ooer benz Oeogeu, Der
6aut ODER BEN Rnoden, benz Sleil6 ooer ben Neruer,
nelhe oos 8Iut p~ergtfteu.
Gbroniide 8rant5eiteu, GuodenfraB, perborbete SdIte
I'm 8lute, itropbul5ie Rraufbetter, unnatiirlther 0abis
tus, Sppbilis unt &enerie NteberIuunben, dr0ntihe unit
oIte Geidpiire, cngliide &rantbett, IpetBe SdweIlui9cl,
Grinbtopf, Gebdrnutter>yeibe &rebie, Grilienidwels
Iunaen, Rnoten, A~bSeGrltn9 bes 66rptrs, gultetn uno
9lus idldae, S6mdrrn, 3pspepia, INHERENT uno @Iaienz
Ietoe1, droniider 9tbellmatismus unb 0t6t, Sdpiuoz
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-09

Mr.. Thompson sighed, and was lost
for . moment in reyerie, when he was
suddenly aroused by his companions
suddenly screaming: "a hawk
swallow, too frightened to know where,
for - he turned back he saw the hawk
pounce upon an unfortunate bird. and
bear it Of in his claws. a
When they reached the house again.
the swallow said: ''Well. do you think
that the life of . bird. is unalloyed pleas
ure?" Mr.. Thompson paused for .
moment. and the swallow continued:
First, there are the boys who steal the
eggs. then they shoot ut you; then
there are the hawks. and the snakes.
and the CATS -
"Cats?'' inquired Mr.. Thompson.
eyes, cats!' screamed the swallow
in alarm. huttering away. Mr.. Thomp-
son was too late. He felt the sharp
claws in his leg. and with q jump and q
scream he awoke. to find himself sitting
in the barn, with the big house Cat
standing beside him, and looking some
what surprised at his sudden move:
ment. Slowly Tabby lifted her paw,
and putting it on Mr.. Thompson's
knee, stretched herself lazily. 'Lisha,
who was feeding the horses, remarked:
Reckon it's goin' to rain; the swallers
fly low. and it's great sign of rain
when cat stretches like that"
Mr.. Thompson walked slowly to the
house. thinking that, after all, the birds
life was not all happiness. -Harpers'
YOu20 Pe0Dle. s-rss-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-09
A Snake.StOry.

Do you want to hear a real snake
story? I saw this myself, and did not
read it in the newspapers.
A large water-snake was coiled ND,
half in, half out of the water. watching
the fish darling about and around it. It
was a large striped snake, called a
water .moccasin. This kind of snake
sometimes strikes its fangs into dogs that
attack it.
l once had little terrier, which used
to fly at snakes of every kind with fury.
and shake them to pieces. But one
day she came home with her head
swollen as large as two heads. She
dropped and died after a few days of
sickness.
But I am forgetting my story. While
the fish were playing around their dan
gerous foe. all at once the poisonous
fangs were darted out, and large cat
fish was stopped in its sport. The snake
had him fast, and stetched itself out to
swallow its prey. He was, however too
greedy, for he began to swallo the
head of the fish whilst it was still flut-
tering, and not quite dead. One of the
strong, sharp fins pierced like a needle
through the neck of the reptile, and he
could not get the fish an inch further
down his throat. There they lay when
1 found them, stretched out on the sand
among the rushes by the swamp, both
quite dead. The greater part of the fish
was out of the snakes mouth, but the
head was inside, and one fin sticking
through the scaly neck of the water
snake.-Our LiMle Ones.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-09

q person who has met with q social mis-.
fortune As speedily as possible ct his
ease. Kindness of heart is the soul Of
all good-breeding. and without it the
daughter of . hundred Earls is still not
one to b desired.
The novice in society who has never
assisted q dinner party in her life
need NOT fear to go 10 one, II she will
heed the simple and obvious suggestions
on which have ventured, aud above
all. If she will keep her eyes open to see
what is going on around her. That
silken-clad flock which we call society
all jump over the same hedges in very
nearly the same manner.-L0ssise
Chandler Moutton. in Our Continent.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-09
1ldr 3an',g $txdtfs.
HIS OWN BARBER.

You ought 70 60 to the barber"
Said Edith. "that b plain:
For you look Ike q Shetland pony, Te4
With all that bristling mane,
sOr more IKE shaexy terrier
Whose eyes are hid in hair"
Ted only laughed at being teased,
And said he didn't care.
But to himself he wondered
II, indeed. he looked like that;
And down in front Of Q looking.RiasS
Reaectively he sat.
A pair Of his mothers scissors
Lay on the manteishelf,
And he thought: Z" hate BARRIERS chair,
can cut 1t OF myself"
80, shipping, shipping, shipping,
The cold keen scissors sped,
TIL one whole side of his little pate .
Was bald as the baby's head.
Just then the tea bell, ringing
Its CHEEKY call, he heard;
And he glanced at the uncut side, and said:
Il can do that afterward"
Think what funny top-knot
For company b See
Brown elf-lOcks covering half, and half
As bare as bare could be!
As he seated himself at table,
Merrily laughed each one;
And mamma cried. in drOll dfsmay:
my boy, what have you doneY'
Mrs. Clara Doty Bates in Our Little Ones.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-09
He Fooled with BOlivar's Trunk.

Surfeited with spangles, f1ip-flaps, am
bling horses, double-jointed riders, and
the hair curling repartee of the clowns,
William Malloy, of Delaware County HE'D
him to the elephant tent at the circus, for
the purpose of solving conundrum that
has troubled his somewhat inquisitive
mind q long time. els an elephant trunk
hollow or is it solid meat?" is the question
the Delaware County representative has
asked himself many times. Excepting a
few philanthrohic individuals who were
feeding peanuts to the elephants yester-
day the tent was empty when Mr.. MaAoy
entered and made Decline for the big
gest beast in the place. He got to work at
once and tapped and handled Bolivar's
probosis critically, but in less than five
seconds after he poked his cane up one of
the monsters nostrils he was making more
revolutions per minute than a circular
saw running with 1000 pounds of steam
on. Lula when shot from the cannon
may fly through the air more gracefully
than Mr.. Malloy. but certainly not half
SO speedily. He fell promiscuous-like
about thirty feet from the spot he
scared from, and as he struck the ground
Bolivar, who had watched his victims
progress through the air, raised his
trunk and trumped triumphantly. When
they picked Mr.. MaTloy out of the inden-
tation his bruised person had made in the
earth. and carried him out, Bolivar
evinced his satisfaction. by numerous
grunts, which his elephantine compan-
ions joined in. Mallov was struck in the
side and back by Bolivar's trunk, and,
although no bones are broken, bucket
full of liniment Will be required to put
him in as good condition as he was be-
fore he began his investigations.-
Philadelphia Prssa 49,