South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-06-02
South Grand, Jntslliacnter.


BREvir:Es.-There will he thirteen
railroad ron,es between New York and
Cbicaeo In year or two. The wheat
harvest in Texas and Arkansas is i'm
progress. aad the yield is reported ex-
celient.- Peoples intentions can only
he decided Ivy their conduct Lord
CA,ENDIsu. lately assassinated, was in
this country in 1862 with the army of
the Potomac .--Dr. M. ID. WILLIAMS.
JAMES KuyKESDALL and Tuos. BEAN
lave been appointed local Board of
Health for Hardy county II is stat
ed that the FIRST crate Of peaches sent
moth this year from Florida contained
200 specimens Of the fruit, and was
sold for just si5o.or IS cents per peach.
.--.N is stated that Mr. JouN s.
WISE has made wager with Demo-
crat fIicnd that he will the be next Go.
vernon OF Va. ....It you Want enemies
excel others; il you want friends, lie,
others excel you. When you meet a
heart that is true. don't he afraii to
trust it 80. Women who lave no, fine
teeth only laugh with their eyes. :.
Plenty OF time is given us in life 10 d.
all that God intended we .hould do
An ingenious way that people have dc.
vised in Germany OF avoiding bother by
begging tramps is To put up plecards on
d"ors aud in corridors announcing the
premises To be the residence or Office of
detective or police Immissioncr.
These sign boards are said TO act like
charm. =. He who waits to 10 n good
deal OF cd ut once ill never do any.
--'Oh, FOR better half sci! The sorrow
ing widower, when he found counter.
lett fifty cent piece smorg HE chang,
--C"coanut Growing is becoming an
important industry in Flor da. They
grow to perfection. AMI promise to t.,
another source of wealth TO the Flower
Stato. - Ii every person WON'T TO hall
! as good as he expects his ne;ahhor 10
he, what heaven ,his world would he.
-. Don't let the dutirs Of to day lie o.
yer To b, fulfil lei to morrow A life.
like business transaction, carried on
such principle will result in failure
Ii is we'll enough to say ''padd,a your
own noe but To keep away from the
dangerous places, in the stream Of life,
paddl; Is not alone sufficient Last
week a Gear was woundod by n slot and
| aiterwnd, kilioi with an axe, near War
densyile, Hardy county. It. was ufrer-
wards discovered. the Woodstock He,aM
| states, that lc had been shot four times
fore and the four bullets were found
III his body. 1t was very large, IA,
bear Among the most Successful far
mers the sulky breaking plough are now
being largely n,el in the place % the
| ordinary two horse pluu,h b. With une
oil them man and three horses ms,
easily do the wo;k OF two men and four
horses with the comm II plough The
! hides OF all the CATS in America arc ga
timated TO DC worth $4,000 600; and
as Colonel Sellers mi hit rem nix ii would
be COOL side specul.t iun TO get "a COR
ner on cat skins TIE legs have been
Knocked from under this Mahons ALI
ance IN Virginia and it must "a |. or if
1t remains upright it must be held by
cord around its neck. Tie Stalwart
policy OF earning success by dishonor
Is not the peoples policy'-says the
Chamborsburg Valley Spirit. Seek
not to please the wcrd, but your own
conscience. The man who has feeling
within him that Inc has done his da,y
upon every occasion, is far happier than
he who hangs upon the smiles of the
great. or the still moro Gckle favors o,
the multitude Mai. CuAaLEs BUR
DETT, the dwarf with Fofepaugl's show,
died Of congestion of the lungs at Pom.
tiach, Michigan, last week. aged 50
years. He was 50 inches high DIR.
w. L. HARRISON. OF the Southern Meth
odist Church. OF Winchest er. has been
elected Book Eiitor Of the publishing
concern controlled Ivy the General Con-
ference. IAN ark 200 feet long is be-
ing built by an Iowa man, who believes
that second fool will take place il,
1885. He intends. however, to take
passengers at s., 900 each, and expects
to make a fortune. What tune makes
everybody glad i-For-sune a gen
tleTan OF st. Louis named BABY has
applied for leave to change bic name to
barbec, the orthodox pronunciation of
iaby, because bis fellow citizens per
sisted IN calling him Baby. In the Cir,
cult Court of Jefferson co last week the
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