The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-07-02
Observations.
Nosrisiown Herald.

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 When you were boy. the poorest cir cases that visited your town were the ones you were unable to aftend. owing 10 lack of funds.
 The taii of fashionable youths coat Is very, vcY short. But II is not as short" in a majority of eases as the fashionable youth himself-by a hand some majority.
 | New York letter writer says il IS now the proper thing for fashionable young ladies 10 have chairs made to tt them. This idea IS almost a match for the young man who gets measured for his umbrellas.
 An exchange says that woman has al her command one hundred and thirty seven different smiles" She Is great deal richer in this respect than her hus- band. If he has at his command dozen differen, .. smiles he considers himself very fortunate indeed.
 An exchange says = An absent minded Baitimorean took bath in his spectacles and los; them" We should think he would. \ pair of spec,acles make yer, poor bathing tub. and he must have been d novel spectacle while thus bathing Perhaps the glasses got into his ear.
 Let's sec, Did some one remark that d; q crank reform convention. nclr.S al the short-haired female members are strong-mnded. and all inc iong- g-haircd male members arc wcak-minded. When Samson lost his hair he lost his s.renstl, but well. there are exceptions. of course.
 \ man in Prague has invented a Ster- hesacramentonu,ensili Ne have often wondered why some genius didn | invent one nt those things. l. will nil | long felt want and make the inventor rich II he is nol braincd hv thc first man who attempts tn pronounce the name ef his cenuivanee.
 A cannon has been invented which witi throw shell ten miles. II Is now eN- plained why Leubat and Turnbull. of the New York Union Club. traveled Tn differ en; direesions-one tn Nirglnia and the other to Dciawarc-whcn they went lo fight duel They were each armed with one of these guns.
 W. |. Poole. an eNpericn cd librarian. says the books md pamphlets which 0ili be rare and prceiess two hundred wears
  now regard as tfifies or trash Now ier Us preser,c dime novels and congressional Spccrhcs. n ascertain how close Mr perie comes to the mark.
 The New York Cenmftciai I f-eyftss3. saHs: - \ Manchester man l. mad because he btekc his les while chasing I cat in ! dream. When c.t |, n a dream | k dangerous to chase her. and we don't sup pose the Manchester nan uas = mad as the eat. l. Is more exciting h chase q cat when he IS awake. anynow.
 leui,e Chandler Maulion >ass thls; | ls not only proper to cat fish with your knife. bu, that :. |, Ill ,fsh-refs. dinners siker knives are now provided. Ne don't knew ~ha, ,art ot fish .I-ft-HeI1Hs. may be. but i II Is as bony as shat the fingers Will be found ninety nine per ,cnt. more valuable than a silver knife to pu, i; on n eating basis.
 'fhc Late Mr Darwin >avs the doctors urged hn lo drlnk vine as a cure fa- Is.- dincs>. !, MAS d ridIeu!oas notion ia this counir! when , Yaans man dr.aks wine hi, siddlnc,, i, so efic ,ualiy cured that the lamp posts and telegraph D. les .k clc. And the more he dries>s. tAc faster they -o r"und.
 Among the cuuosiijes et the London mus. cal season. are d Nouug Huu-af fjan p!ani., Y ho play> aiih E, if hand sns.. and a youuS l4iy whd TiIyS with hes ri-k; hand anit. l. tA> oeap.e ale l-acts, lhcl rar pisy 4 due, on the p.ano and pursue ;he hug -ing h.-Ine-- ,.j 'l3c sane 'irre. ard the ,'id | k 'n ;ht Y. rorn vii have na suspicion of an t-sua n the returns.
 ',n advertisement m the Neefark >'4u reads: Eay wanted ,e maee ,..,dil .sa k k: w.-e> abaG; % N. suspect tie-. advertiser k greatly .nnovc,. hy rhrama pcddlers and ll llshinng-rad agents: but f, x >,rln.e tha; nc dldn' advertise iar an Abic-badicd mn :o sio h. -.igt 'rc boy Will get Eu-t. sec | ae dset. .a>. arl"ss the wages are !" about sh a ddt. hc,i. not have much mene. iet, af;cr pIv- .1e his doctor biis.
 \ Providence K L. iai. u-.ic- tha, she knows plenty If gl;i> ia ,ha, ,ist5 h. are good cooks. and adds ;h.s: she ht> .s.. daughter, not vet twenty. Nhe. i ils K should leAse. ceald step into the kitchen and se; upa tir>t-sl.ss dinner f"r ti'iI. Thls nay appear iiSe m ndirc-. pee 2. strategy io secure l husband ior :. daughter. and the latter has erooanlv > ceHcd. several hundred proposals ere ih.s: but II >ae had been "soclcly girl >ae would have preferred that her mo;he; had published the fact tha, she could em6foid- cr cat-tails. ;uniiowcrS and daisies op $. piece of cloih-and hang on the back sf a chAlrato get seraped of every Tme a visitor took seat.