The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1882-03-17
HuniiORs OF THE DAY.

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A HAnF loaf is better than a whole
Ioafer.- - - - r. - = -
NEVER too late to mendLlA torn. ten
dollar note.-.
A REAL estate transfer-rnoving cart
A LOVER has ali the qualities a hus-
band has not.
A FOOL and an ACCORDION are both
easily drawn out. es
WHAT is sauce for the turkey Is cram
berry for the dinner guests.
Man wants but little here below, and
that's Just about what he gets.
BANK cashiers are generally smart fel-
lows, but they are fir, quently fiighty.
OFA11sbares, pillow shares are the most
reliable. They always turn out some
thing.
! THERE are people who will buy any
thing ON sight if they can be allowed to
pay for it on time.-Neto Orleans LsaGH-
y1t1le. ---------
a1rs scold day when get left|l Zan-
/ tippe remarked when Socrates went on
! to the circus without her.-BYrtangtfo"
A DERnr doctor killed o fox, and the
Derby Transcript sardonicaiiy remarks;
, ''The doctor means business when ne
gets after 'em.
my daughter. exclaimed fashion
able mother, s'is innocence ltself-s lAou
can't say anything in her presence tnas
will make her blush."o -srs acz So ..
& uS@GoIoMos is said to have had some nlne e
- ass11;gsEs;;.>,lf all sorts. what u
-wheA he stayed out late. ~.
no~otob =, =. doxrva,. 1,o1c nr1lv when
they are barefooted. That's why women
run out and "shoo" the hens to keep
them from doing damage. Tseg
HAIL TO the thief who in triumph advances,
The more he steals the more renown,
The bigger his pile the more he pranees,
And cash Keeps him up, while others go down
If some religious people We know
would prev on their neighbors. less and
their knees more, the world would be
better ff.-SI}c.5tinaore EUer3l. Saturday.
"MAAuE,' said he, and his voice was
singularly low, "wiA you. be my wife
viii you cling to me as the tender vine
clings to the" Yes, / catch on,
said she.
A New YORK tourist who ate an alli-
gator for a beefsteak In Florida didn' t
get the taste out of his mouth u0til he
had eaten half peck of onions and four
dozen herrlngS.- ~a~-------
A PREACHER who had turned specu-
lator and bought a lot of hogs on a MS
ing market, autographed his agent
q" Hold the pork, for Lam coming. p
4. .ISte,lbenUiHe Heratd:c = syse
SHAKEsPEARB asks, ''What's in q
name?" Well, it is good thing, some
times. Not necessarily for publica-
ton, but merely as a guarantee of good
! faith.-Detroh Free Press SCR sE
81 call that very rare" said Jones tc
, a workman who had done some workfol
: him. 't-Ah ?" answered the workman,
, highly tickled. '' Yes,' went on Jones,
"rare, very rare-not half done. J" Thai
cooked the workman, and he retired
.Steu6enUiLte Herald.
A FASHIONABLE lady witness tainted
dead away while giving her testimony
l and the doctor who was summoned saiC
} it resulted from her corset being toC
l tight. The incident was very properly
entered upon the minutes of the case as
4 ga stay in the proceedings. s."
A PROMINENT citizen, whose idiosyn
| Grassy is that of becoming intoxicated anC
7 going to bed with his clothes on, wa
!, surprised with the following the othe
o morning, from his wife 4" You were no
9 as drunk as usual last night, Henry
T dear, were you?" Well, / don
7 know" said he: what makes you thin
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