The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1882-03-29
GESERAL NOTES.

ODE 70 THE MISSISSIPPI.
The trimming river. grand old swell,
is on mighty tear.
And in Its run against the banks
Makes panics everywhere,
And as souvenir 10 mark
The dangers Of Imitation,
IL leaves a lot Of broken banks
In state of liquidation.
Attica is 10 have another bank.
jamestown has a dramatic company
Count that day lost in which you have not
had good laugh. So says Chsmfort.
Falsehood is the devils daughter and she
fluently speaks the language of her father.
A little girl in New York asked: MA, il
bear should swallow me, would he go tC
heaven, too?"
The Democrats of Vigo County have fixed
the day for County Convention on the sec
ond saturday in July.
NO" said the Cincinnati man, 81 cam
become Christian. / can't bear TO give VI
reading the local papers,
Chinese women Of rank have TO stay a
home all the time. 1t looks hard, but it's q
big economy in dry goods bills.
The North Vernon Sun says that half the
citizens of Butlersville have lung disease
and some of them are seriously affected
After giving an entirely correct definition
of the word honesty do you think you
could illustrate it by reference 10 your OWL
life2
When man is about to be told a secret
be shuts the door. When it is Il woman she
opens the door TO be sure no one is listening
outside.
In "Eunice Lathrop, Spinster," the au.
thor says: There is no politeness on earth
so pertinently suggestive as an undertaken
he seems to want to carry it so far"
In dinner cards or favors the newest thing
is a miniature safe ofnickle, which unlocked
is found 10 contain two tiny cards, one bear.
ing your name and the other the list OF
edibles.
Senator Logan's pan Of deyoting the rev.
enue from whisky 10 the support of schools
causes the Springfield Union TO predict that
by and by we shall hear: "W.atlI We have
n Greek and Latin sour. or trigonometry
julep?'
A bald-headed Professor, reproving a
youth for the exercise of his fists. said: ave
fight with our heads at this college" The
youth reelected moment and then replied
"Ah, see, and you have butted all your
hair of."-Waif.
The magic metallic mirrors SO much
prized.in China and Japan. which cast upon
the wall the reflection of various figures
been initiated successfully in glass by a skill
full Partisan artisan.
The Young Mems Christian Association oi
Washington has purchased for $4,000 the
building in that city now occupied by John
Chamberlin as ''club house." and, after
extensive improvements are made, Will de
vote il to the use of the Association.
Master Tommy (he had been very naughty,
and was now amusing himself with his
scripture prints-"Here's Daniel in the
lions denl' Mamma Internationally b,
what was he cast into the lions den for?''
Master Tommy with triumph-)"'Cause be
was good"
The importance of knowledge of the
culinary art to ladies is illustrated by this
incident: An old woman who had never
fallen out with her husband, on being asked
the reason, said: when l was young, ]
won my husbands heart; now am old, ]
have won his stomach"
Better thousand times to grow old over
the spinning-whcel and the ashes of the
cooking stove than to become gray with
J artificial flowers in the hair, on the benche;