Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-08-10
4sHlpftaiif Northwest.
SPOOPESDfKEs 'WIfERPROOF.
The Aforesaid Article IS Missing but
His Wife's Prediction Concerning its
Whereabouts is Not In Vain. W

The Aforesaid Article is Missing but
His Wife's Prediction Concerning lis
Whereabouts Is Not In Vain. eS
.,My dear" saidMr. Spoopendyke pull
ing the shams OF the bed, "where Is my
my, where Is my-you know what
mean. What did you do with it?"
"Your shawl strap" asked Mrs. Spoop-
endyke, dropping the baby into the crib.
"Oh, know; your dumb bells. Is that
what you want?"
"Has that shawl strap got sleeves 10 it?''
demanded Dir. Spoopendyke, ransacking
the sewing machine. tAre those bells
split up the back and torn around the
collar. You know what want, my rub
Der overcoat, Where did you put it?''
and Mr. Spoopendyke pulled pile of let
tiers out OF the pigeon hole Of his wifels
desk and spilled them along the floor.
"Where did you have it last?" muir
INJURED Mrs. Spoopendy ke, with her flnger
in her mouth aud CONSERVATION in her
eye. ga s.T, ~,
.pHad il ong' grcwled Mr.. Spoopendyke.
"Where'd dye 'spose had it2 Think ]
the measly things gone to? Spry around
nov anu hnu ~ ians youa nss. ous
Vi your nlvush, fn.,, = eou, supRoos ns ~
;,I .ls 80, ~ 'nSs Ws VTas o~Sui' os b, ~ ~,
T ye. anu H. na. 0pJopsuuy ~ .ss snoon s.n1 WI
49,. 49, "A'N '''eA pes
sG do.,, ho,;o,a a. oo;,r =, ra; ,.,oh
onvwav . faI,orsd Mrs snoonanSrSa '
rbo cc,,,dnY rs,,,s,,h her Ia av;no saar a. ~,
coat for . month ..SVban ~ Z 1tsodIs li;i,S
tb;s ~ eiways ao;no 10 s,nsh;ra anS
sha soiorsaS b;t, arsund nd tha roor, ;a % =
flnttarn} annrehension :. - : :
mSSf co,rse n ;s - srcrted Ar snos, ,,an
dsLo HTh;nos ave .n;ra 70 A. s,st
That vou tsli ss,n 10 ff you had (. JIos iot
% m a so,,ras 4, from, ma lat lstra.t -
,,,arc,, Us !, I vorr sn;ns ~, VI ,o,,iJ o.,,I,,
,,onS ! sbsat g ron casa ana ,v;re h.ndis
- 10 . ha ason,ata,, "a rc,,,I, lrct a,n.o
xonr noeasIv IN foruat;on ahont ths ,,aati,e' e
az n,rana you'Il And that overcoat at tho
othar end ~ IN Whera's thatcoat5 Go' cne
inc ~ 'Iet NC sta,d hara ond sooL ,.,t,;Io
ths rnaths nicn;c that c,as.;nto = : shaS
nat9 1Tala me II the elbow and isnS .,na r,a
to the coatpn and Mr. snoonendste
timed the sofa over that be ca,,id sae M
unSer r. and them slammed a nlaster bnst
of Minerva a aoainst the wall % 'nnSer .s ths
;nnrsss;or t5at the cost MIGHT bsre
crawie5 into har aar N-'''e = ''a'e
aIt,s the stranoest thing in tho ,vo,ldp
g;oeled Mr. Mrs Snoonendvks hvstar;caIiv
era SSse Won snre Won wore Il bomsSs
eIf + diin,t how'd n oat homaSn ro.rad
Mr. snoonandvke nntt;no b;s hands y, ON
his knsos and gr;nn;no in HI w;sa,s s.na "
.S,nose II hired q baci and drove .bo,ce oe'
The iast saw Of Il r. had ito hat oSa,. ';e. ;.s
CO.. a,,5 a far,aia uatarnroos =, ~ ~ = .,ss 20
,s;L;nai,n @ Enlton strsat az h.nn on 70 80 - =,
aidoreS,ap,s az, tnnaraj What,ra Ts steaa. &c a.
inc mot there @ forS- y Got soma dist;ncct not;or
thst M An ,,as.oS % tb;no hos nona ',v ~ ~
shayeJ 6ara1,t ~, Wbarsse aS eho ~ - ots.s ssS
naualon tha M cost bssore 7 % s;s;ste 80 ths orss e.
snrancars and M SnoonendvIa L;clad
his w;fe,a work % -hasknt acrnss, tbs v rna,s,
and ra,s ~ In arna ~ % tbo shossi5a v aov
the chimney y e'''f
s,Do Won yamamhar vvhera vou wora q
lastp,, asIed Mrs snoonardvLa s,,ddeniv
becoming ~ calm and anaIvt;cal
81 wora H IN INV hacLi,; nrotaetod M
sooonanduEe, who d;dn5t rsn,snohar
sghotb az Sa had taL.o - ~ chnrch ~ -
n bnsn;tai ..Isvha yon,rs ~ nndays ~ ~
innress,on that + t;ed 4 70 q st;cL and ND
wheaIed Il along an MI tha h,ttonsf 1'iI In NV nv
hacI7 Istail vel an this nart;cniar baclliy
and Hfr Snoonendvka almost I'm % hrsIa /; NJ
arm nnintine ont fha attrart;o,, raferrad
To Most f5lks Atm their rnhher over.
cost w;th . bant w;ra and q foc,,s and
wear an fnr snactaclas bnt Sadn,t N
time. "a 7 wore Il N nv hacLi Pr;ns
forth the, ,coatin yelled Mr, SnoonandvLa'
sninn;ng around l;ka . ton Eetch ont
the measlv coat before the ,nronriator of Of
these nrSe,hises makes N his mi,,d whatS.
or he'Il Ib,Iild 4 new hoiIse here Sr mort.
@aee the Iot,o 'o ~ =
ssYon wore II tho last dav n ra;ned
and whan Il ciaarad. off II AZ aftarnnnn
T noticed that Won had on vomr snr;no
ovarcoet j; sa;S Me- SnoanonpdnI pdLIs
ou;atlv A0
..Grs., boad,s orrntad Mr. snoonon
dvke heginn;n, te fa.I uncomf % fhI fprtahIa
"Witt, vour' preceptive faculties and
meteorological education, you only need
one more leg and clear night to be
dod gasted street telescope at ten cents a
.,aapT What of $40 C1ocoa did xpaar n