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The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

WANrED.-A fresh milch COW for which the highest market price will be paid in trade, -new chairs, furniture, etc. Apply immediately at the Chair Factory.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Ayers Pills are general favorite, because of theIr powerful yet gentle operation. Medical men prefer them for nervous or delicate constitutions
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

WARNING oRDER-In the Pope Circuit ct
 Roof II. White, Plaintiff, ys. J. C. Fruit. Ma - ry F. Prutt. The Adler Company and Geo. NJ. Cohen, Defendants.
 The Defendants. J. C. Fruit. Mary F. Plutt. The Ndle. Company anl Ge", NJ. hen are warned to appear in this conrt within thirty days and answer the complaint Q Che plaintif. Roof II. W hite
 March 30, 1ss2. W. J. REYNOLDS, Clerk.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

WARNING ORDER--ln the Pope Probate
 Court, July Term lsS2. Sailie Howell. Plaintiff, vs. Aiva Rnssell Ad- ninistrator of the e> tate Of E. b. Howell, Deceased. ct al=, Defendauts. The defendant, Rufus Howell is warned to appear in this court within thirty days, and answ r the complaint or Inc plaiRtiG, Sallie Howell. March C, 1SS2
 ". J. RrYNnIps Clerk
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

After all, the best test of acceptable services on the part of any merchant is the number of permanent customers he secures. We have a large and rapidly growing constituency, to which we re- fer with pride. Many of our patrons have dealt with us ever since the "Now Drug Store" was first opened. The Verdict of the public is that the class of goods we handle is Thoroughly Relia- ble, and we lay more stress upon this point than any other feature Of our business. Down right honesty is what we insist upon, both as regards the class of goods we handle and in the treatment of our customers.
 We are continually receiving Com pliments and Testimonials in regard to our "New Drng Store" from which we quote the following specimens:
 Your New Drug Store is something that has long been needed in Russell villc.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20
MILD. HEALTHY CLIMATE

and in q new country which IS rapidly deyel. opiug. and offers many advantages.
 To those who have improvemc ts on Rail. road lauds. ] would say, no time should be lost in coming forward and entering into contract for tiie same. My instruct ctiOns arc sell ANY and all Lauds, and delay in making application may entail loss upon you [ am prcpared ta give full information la regard tJ any of these lands iu Pope County. Come early aul exam inc my plat and list or prices and secure A cheap farm. JAMES POTTS,
 Agent Russcllville, Ark
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

We extend to everybody cordial uu- yitation to call and examine our stock and prices. We are always glad to see you whether you wish to purchase or mot, and those who call can do so with the assurance that every courtesy will be extended to them. Remember the place and be sure to come and see us.
 Respectfully,
 JNO. ". TURNER X CO,
 NEW DRUG STORE.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20
ESTRAY NOTICE.

n Taken up by T Minor, of Holly Bend town ship, and posted be fore C. W. Berryman. J. F. of Illinois town ship, Pope Co, Ark, one bay horse t3 or II hands high, hind feet partly white. little roan in forehead, about 6 years old and valued at $25
 c: W. BERRY MAN, J.P. Russellville, Ark, April 20 -3w.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

The Iiitlc Rock X Ft. smith Railway is ro,, offering for sale in tracts to suit puicbasers Inc Nl Mnln nl ihair ma gni ncnnt -4i
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20
SECURE A HOME! LANDS!
 LANDS!!
 LANDS!!i

The undersigned agent for the fine grant ot lands made to inc Little Rock & Ft. Sn,ifb D. ol now offers for sale and and all the Railroaa lands iying in Pope County. These lands em brarc some very inc tracts including RIVER BOTTOM. PRAIRIE and UPLANDS and an easy opportunity is here offered of securing a cheap farm on caty terms. Core spondcnce so- lirftnh from those seeking homes in a ''
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

A reliable old farmer says:
 Your store looks like business. shall do my trading with you.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 l am glad you have competent man in your store at night.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

We are continually receiving Com pliments and Testimonials in regard to our "New Drng Store'' from which we quote the following specimens: Your New Drug Store is something that has long been needed in Russell villc. Another:
 l shall give you my entire trade and influence.
 Another:
 Feel perfect confidence in every thing that comes from your house. Another:
 l find that can really save money by buying drugs at your store. -<e> Another:
 Your "New Drug Store" is daisy. A ailoGlGI
 You have the largest and most com plete stock of drugs m Russellyille. Another:
 was so we'll pleased with my last purchase that have to trouble you again.
 Another:
 find your stock always complete and prices low.
 A young lady says: You have the most select line of per fumery and toilet requisites that I have seen in Russellville.
 e-- reliable old farmer says: Your store looks like business. shall do my trading with you. Another;
 Your prices are great deal lower than have been paying for drugs. You can count on my trade.
  An old lady says: Your "New Drug Store" claims my gratitude as it will enable me to save exorbitant drug bills.
 
 A Doctor writes: l find the Fluid Extracts (R. & Co's) you handle far superior to any l have ever purchased in RussellvIlle.
  Another writes. Please accept thanks for attending so promptly to my last order. Another:
 Your New D:ug Sore is boon to the suffering. Another:
 Your prices beat any that has ever been given here. A "Drummer" says: Your New Drug Store is "bea uty." You have the best stock, and prettiest store have seen between Little Rock and Fort Smith.
 -----S - Another:
 l am glad you have competent man in your store at night. Another:
 Your store is gaining trade every day.
 We extend to everybody cordial lri- yitation to call and examine our stock and prices. We are always glad to see
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another;
 Your prices are a great deal lower than l have been paying for drugs. You can count on my trade.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another writes.
 Please accept thanks for attending so promptly to my last order.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

An old lady says:
 Your "New Drug Store" claims my gratitude as it will enable me to save exorbitant drug bills.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 Your New D:ug Sore is boon to the suffering.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20
Another:

Another:
 Your store is gaining trade every day.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

A "Drummer" says:
 Your New Drug Store is beauty" You have the best stock, and prettiest store l have seen between Little Rock and Fort Smith.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 1 find your stock always complete and prices low.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 Your prices beat any that has ever been given here.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

A Doctor writes:
 l find the Fluid Extracts tR. S Co's) you handle far superior to any l have ever purchased in RussellvIlle.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 1 was so well pleased with my last purchase that have to trouble you again.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 1 shall give you my entire trade and influence.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-04-20

Another:
 Feel perfect confidence in every thing that comes from your house.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27
Pr A BOD
sDllsl,rulWe GO.
wHTcELIN &, w. VA.

WRITES Moderate lines on Dwellings, Form
~ Property AMI frst class Mercantile and
manufacturing risks
DIRECTORS :-Alonzo LotipC, Alexaudsr
Lmghlin. George z. Tingls, Jem,s +. Barucs,
Miller \. NJ Adams. A o Sea rion z
y. irwin, john VI 8rnwu. ALONZU LOHIN0,
President. i. p. DOBBiNS. Assistant Stcrct.,
~. J. PAUL. Secretary. Il. A ALEX.
AMBER. General agent
GEORGE W SHODKEY, has been appointed
Agent tpr Hampshire County " Va.
jay }, lsSl.--ly.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27
west Virginia, 10 wit:

AT rules held in tho Clerks on; o of
the Circuit Court o? Han,pshira cou,ty
on the lst Monday in January. 1882
Middleton Lewis, Plaintiff,
rs
Jas. n. Lewis, Tacy Lewis, John Snea-
Then end Laura V. his wife. Thomas
J. Lewis. William c. Lewis. Silas F.
Lewis, Jamima Lewis, David n. Lew.
Is, Martha Lewis. Charles ". Lewis
Catherine Lewis, Philip Lewis. Noble
Lewis, James w. Hannas. John n
Hannas, and Abigail Lewis in her own
right and "a Administrative Of Silas
Lewis, decd, Defendants.
IN CIANCERY.
The object Of this suit is 10 have dow
er assigned the widow, Abigail Lewis. in
The lands in Hampshire county. West
Va, OF which Silas Lewis, decd. died
seized; and TO have sale Of the resi
due of the land, and the proceeds divi.
ded among those entitled thereto II
division Of the sail residue Of tho
land be impractica'le; also 20 have
tho Estate account or Abigail Lewis.
Administrative Of Silas Lewis. deceas.
cd, settled, and ascertain tho debts
and 20 have assets Of the personal ca
tate distributed among those entitled
thereto.
And II appearing from an AFFIDAVIT
filed in ibis cause, that the defendant
Siias r. Lewis. is nor resident or the
state Of West Virginia: 1t is ordered.
iha, The said nonresident dcrt do ap3ear
ut rules 20 be bel i'm sail Clerks Ofice.
on the last Monday in January, 1882.
and DO what is necessary 20 protect his
interest in this suif. Tcs'e.
V. N POLLING, CLERK.
January 6, 1872.
Daley Sc Daley attorneys for plrh.
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Mollie Cofhin, N,rtln P,wnaN. John
C"rbiu, Franrjs Co,bin M,Iy GRAY.
Ann Coruiu. --- Sheet wife III a.
cob Shectz ord John Corlin a Hriin
ittratpr uf Elizabeth Corhin. decd
Mary DOMAIN, jane P,gcl- on, I.aiah
L. Powris az, JtuC pa~el-o1 Johu
fpHols,n bud La Powelsln. De en-
dmt3, IN CnANCFnY.
Tie Object OF tltis su't. Is to sell The
land oG which, Elizabeth Corhin died
aclzcd IN Hampshire county. an divide
the proceeds among those entitled
thereto.
Also, to have Tho c.tata account e
John CoGhin. Administrator OF Elizabeth
Nn'hin. dcc'j., settled AMI h, $3.50
distributed umong those entitled there
to; and such other re'i. { gsncrel or
special he granted as the circumstance,
OF the case reqnifos.
And il Appearing from on ani 'uyii
fled IN this cause that the defendants
Isaiah L. Pow elscn. Jl.nre Powelsor
John Powelsnn aud lila Pawrls,n. are
non-rcsiGent- Of ihr S,1la OF Wcst Vir-
ginid: IL is orlcrcd, thar Tie sail non
resident defendants do appear IT. rnlcs
To be held in the said Cietk's Office on
tie last Monday IL January, 1882. aud
do " hat IS ucces5pry u pro 90. their in
terests 10 this suit. Ies'o.
V. ~. POLLING, Clerk.
Jan. g. 1882. At.
Flou'noy, Alto for PHI
The Defendants in tho above cause
are notified. that on Sauriay. the 4,h
February, 1882. be,w,cn sunrise and
sunset, at tie olire Of The Clerk Of the
Circuit Court ia Boinnoy, viii take
the dispositions OF sun8ry witnesses. to
he used "a evidence ia sal cause.
JOHN &. POWNALL.
January -. 1892. Guar,;ia1.
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OppeRhefnl DnnbLe -.
Cn,R
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For 1881 is m Elegant Book ~ 20 Pace, tr,
Colored GlSiC1 OF fiuwers. and more thep lar5
Illustrations ct he choicest Flowers. PI.rt. ,t,1
Vegetables, and Objections Tor growing n 3,
bandaome c10agh (ot the Centcs Table IA iI,f-
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Olive address, with 10 cents. md w.i s,r4
too cory, postage paid This So uct &, oi.-.
ter Of i's cost II 90 pintci in bs,h Ees,-b
aad G rman. lf you afterwards or6.r s,st,
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WICK : SEEDS sro the bee, 81 no, world
them
VlGK'S fiower au3 Vegetable Gtri.n -,
Pages, g Oolorea Plates 300 naavmg, ,r
- cents ~ Ptrer covers 81 90 Ia dse,st
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NlCA'S Illus rated " ulhly slresiYe ga
Pages Coioua' Plate IN cveiv uhr,ler ana
macy uHc E1swv'ogi. Price 81 - yesr.
!tfe Copies ius p CO., SpGutu Nu.U,rs
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Ad'ttls, JANES NIth.
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{. 81 p T.. . Y NJ ur
10 sell u household .frtic7s.

= - az. ga - - ttI SfSt CtEs. Il !ttGtg .
III ~ poor &c wcll ne The itch, tho oil ne W,lt
: a. tie Young 'he wi'- ns Wei ss tn hos
baud, me truus maiden as wei as the Young
mon, ihc glr t- wel ss il- tay, usf jIsi 80
well earn a few do!i9ts ia honest ,mpig, meat.
rs 10 sitarDuLd tha house aud wait ior othgrs 20
earn u i"t th.m. We can give you gmp,at-
rcui, All he time, or dining yOur s1tte uuus
only - lrn'etng, % 10 yuur os-R uri -GJJrhv.a.
among yoHr friends and scqlGni.nces O. ,ol
o." MT care Tor enp5i ment We eau part
V"!GNo!e iciuta'Iiun 70 yua lee Of cost IL
"i'l cost Yon oaly oae cent TOR osisl card
to write for on Pr0specHl auj IL nav bo iGs
means oi iHfbing son good msuy dollars.
no not nrllecl this opportunity You do
not nave 10 invest itrge suH - money, ard
run q great fisk al iUsiaE 10 Gou viii yptni
~ se" "a 80 viii be IN e.sy matter % fnaSs
irom $40 So 500 G week anl ts,gL.i-h q la.
ciStiYe, and independent business. honorable.
strhi-hif ward aH1 prof ,b.r. Attend 10 ms
matter NOW, f"r there 80 Money "a lT h,5 MI
whn enE'ao with ns %e viii surprise van
"Cd you viii ouder VbY ybu never ulgts -
Gs before. We send !Gli parUCglars I.-e
Address
BUCKEYE E'F G. co.
(NpIno this paper.j Maiou, Oaio.
sep. 20, l65I.- On.
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"a BEATTYS PIANOFoRTEs

a BEATTY'S PIANOFORTES -
<SA . MAGNIFICENT holiday presents
1uaro grand piano fortes. four very
handsome round corners, rosewood ca.
ses. three unisons, Beattys m2tchless
iron frames, stool, hook. cover. boxed.
S222.75 to S297 80 catalogue prices.
$500 to $1,000 satisfaction guaranteed
or aonoy refunded after one years use /.
upright pianofor.3s, SIPS TO S2jj; cat
alogue prices $500 to $500 standard
pianoloftes Of tho universe. rs thou
sands testify; write for mammoth list
Of testimonials; Beat'ys cabinet or
eans, cathedral, church, chapel, parlor.
$50 upwards visitors welcome free
carriage meets trains illustrated GAIA.
loguc holiday odilion) free. Address
or call upon DANIEL i. BEATTY, wash.
iugton, Now Jersey.
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HEAVEN IS MY HOME.

The giddy world unthiuking goes.
Enwrapped in fancy's vision,
Allured by sounds, beguileG by shows,
With empty dreams. and scarcely
knows
There is brighter Heaven.
Fine gold will change, and diamonds
fade,
Swift wings 10 wealth are given;
All vary lug time our wealth invades.
The seasons roll like suns and shades,
There's nothing lasts like Heaven.
Empires decay, and nations die.
Oar hopes TO winds are given,
The vernnl blooms in ruin lie,
Death reigrs on all beneath the sky,
There's nothing Iives but Heaven.
Creations mighty fabric all,
Will be to atoms driven,
The sky consumed, the planets fall.
Confusion rock this earthly bali,
There's nothing firm but Heaven.
The world is poor from shore to shore,
Aud like baseless vision;
It's lofty domes and brilliant ore.
And gems and crowns are vain and
poor,
There's nothing rich but Heaven.
A stranger lonely here roam,
From place TO place Tn driven;
My friends are gone, and I'm alone,
This earth's 10 me lonely tomb,
| have no home but Heaven.
The clouds disperse. the ligb. appears,
Ny sins arc al forgiven
Triumphant grace hath qnelled my fears,
Roll on, 30 sups-Ay swift my years,
I'm on the wing for Heaven.
Adiou to all below, adieu,
Let lifc's dull charms be d.iven:
The charms of Christ hath caught my
view,
The world Of light l will pursue,
And live with God in Heaven.
TIE BOY WHO'S TRUE.
Here's 20 the boy who's not afraid
To do his share OF work;
Who never is by toll disuayed,
And never tries to shirk.
The boy who's heart is brave TO meet
The lions in The way;
who's not discouraged by defeat,
But tries another day.
The boy who always means 10 do
The very best he can;
Who always keeps the right il view,
And aims to be a man.
Such boys as these will grow to be
The men whose hand, will guido
The future Of our land; snd we
Shall speak their names with nride.
All honor to the boy who is
A man al heart, say;
Whose legend on his shield is this:-
Right always wins the day"
EBEN T.. REZFoRp.
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z A2u LIE g D q !


on the first Of Decent or
TIE WEEKLY REGISTER
viii be charged to On
i G II I = AGE PAPERl
And viii he increased to nearly
DOUBLE IFS PRESENT SIZE!
It will bc hy consideraJl, The
LARGEST PAPER IN TIE STATE
ID will Re printed 90 new ard clear t.ps end
good payer, and go iis coatelts % wiz be- etco'-
iJ improved. Special sueotiJu wa be- paid 10
gathering late Nud reliable reports Of tas
Cattle Markets OF Philadelphia, Bal,i-
more aud Wheelin..
Aa1. indeed, like rrg5rs Of me produce s.d
"eaafh Markets at tbe i-sdu! Giles 81 lie
country vii! appear 10 etcI i551s.
The Farmers Department.
Wiil be etitei by p practical farmer anil Of, die
o mtr rerders Of tIe tsGis'er Pre- cordially in.
,'si 90 c,nIhu'e 20 ibis department IRON .
thsIr experience God Obssi vauous.
THE PRICE CT qGE az 20.
WEhAf EGGisrGR WILL Bg Ss 81 J
I1 tipns ~ TIES 6 rs EACH Iasfe w,u be-
~ Deviation ffom these trfAs.
TlE DAILY REGISTER
wiz ie slightly enlarged ADD Viii be improved
90 many ways. twill be represented ia Wash
lnl'on t'y hl Nr iaLa T. ultHs.4 "a greca.
iui Uiillr 90 fNtriirnre. from vI.r d4i.t Ola
patches wi.I be- received our own -ttte ffftt.f
viii receive tptc.l attention from Che Iar-e
r..f+ az writer's rrr.osei apoa tle atg SER s-
editors aud correspondence.
Terms by mF.l. Postage pre-rsrd. Ssa wear
LEWIS BAKER 6 GO.
Wheeling Nov ls 1881
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VT an q In ne O =

a young lady says there is cotton Ia
The cars of nan. and hope in tbe bosom
of woman She has unconsejously 10
Gated the cotton in tho wrong place.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27
1852
z 1873 :

Our accounts for january
|, 1852. are now due, and are being made out
for settlement; our friends and customers
Will obiige us by coming forward and set
thing up, as we are very much in need of
funds at this time
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

Can you tell me where cen find q
pesfec ~ honest man p asks a cores
pondent No, We cannot; we haunt
the remotcst idea where We ehall be
when you read this.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

III M q completed their purchase Of large and complete
anu Goods for Go' Ronney
chased many OF their goods large rates o,
cal induce
selling cheap Boots and Shoes will still be ST
Mems Heavy Winter Boots from g 90 10 81 90
81 90 o
And Bottom in
spool Cotton sold to Merchants JoJbcrs rates
The cens OF Hampshire who Winchester cordially call
Il Their winchester House where VIM Russell
and
- Cooking and Heating
Country Produce taken Exchange I,omne
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

SID ~ ~ ~ A YEAR aud xpsn-
90 n a cfs 10 agents, Gulfi
~. frss Al3rtss u. %
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

You don't know how it pains me to
punish YOU said the teacher. Il guess
there's Tue most pain at my end Of the
stick replied the boy. AT any rate
Ia be willing 20 try.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27


SQUIRREL KILLS A RATTLEsNAKE.
"A squirrel that had been put into a
glass case containing a rat,losnake at
the Cincinnati Geological Garden few
day since engaged in battle with the
Shiny reptile. The snake approached
the squirrel intended for IFS repass. but
bunnie made a quick spring, and light
ING on the back Of its foe, bi. off one OF
his raLlle5. The snake retaliated with
q blow that broke tie squirrels hind
leg Another spring, and the squirrel
caught 'he snake behind the head. and
with ono firm thrust Of bis sharp white
teeth hc dccapitaied lis deadly foe
Buonic feIi exhausted, but tic battle
was won and tho snake was dead.
Mar.Insbnrg Hoiem1a The Supreme
Court Of Pennsylvania has recently dc.
ci'ci that ga promissory note which
bears the genuine signature Of the oh.
I'gator, but which VS., in fact. obtain
cd from him BY fraud and under the
Impression that he was signing an en-.
urely different instrument is n valid
obligation against bin, and in the hands
OF bonodic purchaser or assigned. for
value. before maturity" Moral-Be
careful what you sign.
a blind man Of so has married a
girl OF II in Philadelphia. her parents
concerning, and Unitarian clergy.
man performing the ceremony. The
motive ON thc part Of tho bride seems
To have been q desire 70 roam ab,rt
the country, for Lcr husband il q
hcegar and Will take her ON his iopr.
hcys as a guide. Another GIRL oftbc
same age has married TRAVELLING
magician, at Springfield. Mass. inn
PEELED by similar wish TO see tLe
world but in her case the Parents
"yoctand are seeking 20 yet hdl back
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

A darkey philosopher says: Il has
noticed dat all great men retains in ar.
ter life dc early impressions 90 child
hood Dis scar heah is whar my ladder
Ii. ne wild a sassafras sprout.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

AT rules held in tho Clerks on o Of
the Circuit Court OF Hampshire count,
on the LIST Monday in January, 1882.
Middleton Lewis, Plaintiff,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

some Firginians are like the Irish.
man who hastily and hungrily swallow
cd an egg without examination of it's
contents. As the chick squeakei in
PAYS throat, no said, You spoke too
late, mo darlintp
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

Even ,Ac wises, is sometimes a fool
IoT example ihc philosopher who wore
u'' .ree.aolos when asleep That Dc nigh.
recognize Dis friends whom lie migh,
see 10 DTS dreams.
She bad him; lie slipped quicuv in
@. ."' door ba. ca,chm. sight of I'M
'n111og face over lhe stair rail SAID
7.'.} 20 late NY dear; cauldu. 20. n
ger .o.oTo' SO TIE cars we're full too,
s'." tho lady and further remarks were
unnecessary
rea intentions can only p.
dc "dol IE f.r .ndl,s '' ''
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

I'm afraid you'll be late at The par
ty,' said an old lady to her stylish
granddaughter, who replied, oh, you
dear grandma, don't you know that in
orr set nobody goes to q party till eve
rybody gets there 2
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

Educational: Miss Smith had been
whispering and was called up for pun
ishment. Give me your hand said
Master Jones. Alas sir sighed Miss
smith, Il cannot do it, Us no. mine to
give. have already give it to anoth
err We'll, then said the schoolmas-
ter I'll take the left hand. And he
did and left the impress OF his ferule
thoreupon.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-01-27

Are YOU married, madame P asked
the Cont severely, That's me misfor-
tune, Jedse. Where is your bus-
band {? AK me an aisy one. Sure [
haYn't seen him since that tonne he and
yer honor got drunk together