The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-12-23
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loiiidlo III Inc prime or life. Lowell
Citizen.
1t has always been my aim in
life to initiate a good example, " as the
counterfeiter remarked while working
on now set of dies.
-Parson (catechizing) "And what's
your duty toward your neighbor? :"
Sharp boy: TO keep your eye on
i'm, sur. London Punch.
=" Feed Me With Your Eyes" is
the title of a new song. Rather light
diet for a man who works 16 hours
day and amuses the baby the remain
der of the time.
The worst about kissing Pitts
burgh girl is that you carry the marks
of coal dust about your nose and other
featrues until you reach the nearest
pump.-Hawkeye.
One hundred and seyentv-two
thousand five hundred and forty-four
persons are employed in the cotton
mills of the United States, who earn
S42,O40, $40 per annum.
Run not into debt, either for
wares sold or money borrowed; be
content to want things that are not of
absolute necessity, rather than to run
up the score.--Sir NJ. Hale.
Virginia will soon have the larg-
est iron furnace in the United States.
The Victoria furnace, in Rockbridge
county, now nearly ready to put in
blast, will daily produce two hundred
tons of IRON
-"Speaking of shad, would you
say the price has gone up or has
risen?" inquired a schoolboy of the
fishmonger. "Well' replied the scale
scraper, speaking of shad, I should
say it had roes."
A few years ago a Lewiston man
sent present Of six barrels of nice
Maine apples to an aged and veal
thy uncle in England. Recently, the
Lewistonian received legacy of So
600 from this Uncle.
A young man finds himself in
perplexing situation when he is unable
to distinguish between the ten cent
cigar purchased for his own enjoyment
and the wofor-fye-cents intended for
his prospective father-in- law. Call.
A young widow in Brooklyn re-
ceived $4,000 insurance on her hus-
bands life and handed it over to
lawyer to invest. He built him
house with it, and is so mean he won't
even let the widow in to see how it
looks.
Mr.. J. S. H. Gregory says that an
acre of land may contain six tons of
worms. So it may; but if Mr. Greg
DRY ever tried to dig a box of bait Oh
ten minutes notice of an invitation to
go fishing, in dry time. he knows it
don Towel Courier.
They tell me Brown has a great
ear for music" SAID Henderson.
eyes, " replied Fogg; Il knew he had
a great ear, two of them in fact, but
did not know that they were for music.
| supposed that they were for brush
ing flies off the top of his head"
"A California train came into a
station the other day with two wheels
missing from one truck of passenger
car. Nobody on the train knew when,
where or how they were lost; but we
do not think that the bicycle form of
railway trucks will ever grow popular.
Last Monday. Harvey Clifford.
the Milwaukee gambler, who killed
captain Pugh, Of Racine, in quarrel
resulting from a wager last spring,
was found guilty of murder in the first
degree in GAINESVILLE, where his trial
was held on charge of venue from
Racine county. Sentence not vet
pronounced.
The police of Covington, KY, in
order to rid the city of idlers, have
found it necessary to raid and break
up lot of caves wherein the Migrants
pass their time. Three were DESTROY
ed recently, and they 8ere found to
contain stoves and stools and enough
1O-cent novels to start a hundred en-
bryo outlaws on the war-path,
We have in our office, saws the
Dahlonega Mountain Sen incl, PEN
knife that was lost eighteen months
ago by Mrs. A. Mcdonald. On last
Wednesday morning Mr.. William
Woody purchased COW for beef that
at the time the knife was lost be-
longed to the Mcdonald. After kill
ing her he found in her paunch the
identical knife, blade open, together
with tuo ,,.;IS