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The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

"Can you give No any inlbsnlatieu
ssspeeliag AA0isal eeynose:'' was
aseod yssterday allesnooo n the
Bsitish Coasul.
"Dear, dear" replied NJ. Booker,
! Nyoa had eo0s bat Q few hounsono.
q you could have seen Tie command
q of her Majes@y's Gsnboat, the
! Eass0'6aker; asd havs learned itom
him Ill you wanted too.'
, "And Why b Il too late to do N,
now sif!''
"Becaose the K7aQ6aaer sailed to-
Day. Let me 80 row." coatinued
NJ. Booker; Nv. Greer Harrison
may know sosnsthing about The Ad-
min). eaPposs you try him"
Mr.. Harrisoa was found; did nat
know anything about the Adniral,
bat knew just The sa,an who would
one r. T. Robins. M. Robins VA
found, and proved . portly treasure
q pestinent resniniecence.
ut must Be nearly ten yean since
I saw the Admiral," began Mr. Rob-
ins, when be was interrupted BY the
surpeised question:
"Yoo knew him personally then::''
"Yes." replied Mr.. Robins. II new
er served under him, but I have met
him several times. Why the Admir-
a) must be an Old man Of 6 or a.
yeass ofage now. His father W. On
Admiral before him, and Frederic
was made . Commander In l8l:.
Then be rose to b Captain In 1854.
was promoted to the Reos.Admiral
In 1870 and was made Vice-Admiral
In 1870. Hb present positioa and
full title = vice-Admiral Cir Fred
eric Bsaaehansp (psonounesd Bea-
chem) Paget eeymors, X. G. B.
Comn,ander-in-C Chief In the Metliter
ranean."
"Has the Admiral been In any en-
eagemeat before thls?''
"Yss, be took part In the naval por.
fjoa Of the Crimesn war, but my
memory isat fault whether 1t was In
The Black sea, or whether he sailed
up the Baltic with Napier. I should
~, however, that his career had
been . very exciting one. In 1870 he
M Naval Secretary to the First
Lord Of the Admiralty, and In 1871
he commanded . dying squadron Of
|o0r ships that made . cruise Of eigh-
Eeea months, going round the world
md visiting the stations at Australia.
Japan aud Valparaiso"
do you rer,esnber his personal ap-
pearance:'
"Oh, yes; distinctly. I Wa At
Woo)wich when he was Admiralty
secretary, aud though be was not Of
psying dhposition, be Kept ~ open
'ye on all that was going On; and
many . time have I known him tn
'onae quickly down to the amenal
'ard In plain c:stl,es, just to see
what was golng en- He was . man
lightly above middle height, Of port
y buill, erect carriage, round, florid
bee. bright eye, gray heard, In fhct
typical English sailor-gentlemap.
Ills n,anners were of charming,
lightly bluff 1t times, but always
inged with geniality, and he was
hen, - I understand be b now. mot
My popular at headquarters, but the
man BY all connected with
he service"
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

A young lady who had some idea
Of marrying parson asked advice Of
the venerable widow Of \ clergyman.
The old lady said: "lf you ever mar
~ . minister marry one who, In an
emergency, hes enough Of the grace
Of Gs,d iu bis heart to 90 from the
pulpit to the kitchen and pare the
potatoes for dinner without grow
iux." A woman who draws such q
matrimonial and Ministerial prize ~
this ought to be willing to 20 into
the pulpit and take her turn at
preaching when an emergency COM
pels.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

He wax small boy, with dirt on face
and a faded straw hat on his head,
and feet long unwashed. He boldly
walked up the steps, pulled the bell,
and when TIE lady came tn the door
he said:
"ssy, can't you lend me your tele-
phone for q few minitx::''
"Why. ! can't:" she gasped out.
"We'll bring It babk In half an
hour"
"But can't lend It. child. You
don't seem to knew what q telephone
is. Who are you::"
1--WE live around the c0rner-.just
in, and want to lie neighbolly.
tried tn borrow your wheelbarrOw
and shovel, but your hoy wouldn't
lend 'en,, and our hired girl has been
over 10 get tea and sugar aud couldn't
get any. We kinder thought We
might borrow your telephone or
something, and ma would bring II
hack aud get . chance to xee your
eand ask you to run right In
with your old clothes on:"
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

Managing . variety shew ln Tex-
aDiat ~ p1eaaaatest oeeupatjeo in
~ wss1d ifall Tie cowboy patyuos
as0 Mo 90 Whosc ''moGb" Vas q
eA11r'sWoa1es in Nauhall. 8oeee-
~ tbe poaee eos nig ght eeasidnably
1Qow ~ in0ssses of bsiss, - nll-
- - - love q seeatosian taooss
'0ag Ost vsur d,stls - a9d come
With ne."
'6&A-h!" aid Mary.
"eh-h-h nething," was Tie lovers
rsspeose. "Yoa Just tog up qsiekss'a
~, q I'm doasa these giin,s."
"l'l - thsoagh ID ~ hour;" arg
q May, pod1eatejy.
s'TAb shov'u b out soooee thaa
tboE," }" NJ ~ eowboy's answss; -
~ palDed hls barker asd beOan shoot-
iag the tips ~ ~ sids lights. He
I'D jsst emptjsd his "wsspis." and
was eboue laeding sp again, when
~ frightened audie0ee 1ae Eeanur.
u - ths sesos napagss sespPiag a.
the stags a1d saying, "lCasy yoa ass
exeusea ibe ~ Mt q Tie evening.
Go dgss, right sway"
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

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CHICAGO, July l7.-Anenl Coax
nag's Isposted intentio0 of returning
10 political lie. IN intimate friend
VIE ha9, IN advance, seated accu.
sasely wnas were nh 'eeenelons onau
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making - asgums0t lhe tho Erje
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Aboe - throw . great deal a business
tn hts way and his fees ase siDp)y
ea0snous, coming IN ell digoot3o0s,
- aeeooot u hjs extsa0Gdina1y
peoitcal is1sesce, added 70 BIB legal
at1ainOo0ts. What ooo)d b Do in
tho Hoose9 Ny 0od, eoa6 b -
EDnknO 006 $4,000 Un21nuD e1nk !
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40a9n0ed I6W0k. - SoigDia0
Khedjy6 a 1Uvt, was bssa - Ne
vs0b8 n. 1od2 He = thssslsgs q
vssy ytoagnan, aad slDee - sue
eseds4to ~ throae o. August 9,
le5o. 4 ~ ab1lsl3sa q hls Athss,
Iss,ai) L., - ~ ~ shewn ~ II
pensenles aay nsss osslus heOsvss.-
nsot tbaa es0s q III weak aod vao.
ilaaia& &pssdssssssss,, q thet - ~
any oeAes jAss ofslabssananship THAN
peoeooob ho0 . bes0dllagy edueae)oa
ID ahoG1otisa Ttv0k NJ married
- ~ IoeA a Jassaly, ls7s, - Prin-
esD Eoinsk Asaohoss q n Hany
Rasho,' o,'aoa ~ ~ ssas, Abhas asd
lGeheuse An, boea yssPeelivsly In
ls54 a. 1S5o. He b the slxtA ruler
sfthe eynasty q l(shsost An, ap-
peiaeeC vss1ee a EUpt n lso4
asd wAe na1s hinsslf II 1911, Also
-lses nastss q ~ eesntzy b lbees AZ
asoA HI Athse s.d Peodeeesses, L.
nail ], vho W. ADeeed T. abdleale by
~ Bsitlsh sod Frsoeh 0evssn6Deats
in 1o7A W. rseognissd By The lDpe-
slal Hattl ehssi1, issoea under the
dirseGioa Il ~ I've great Essspsan
powsss in 1911. aaa which establlsh-
the hereditary sueeessioa to the
thEoos u EUpt under tie saase rulsD
and yegulatioos - those to thathssne
a Turkey.
The title given 70 Nehennet An6oG
biz sueeesson was the TsskiaA loesf
Vail, a vieocoy; bst ~ ~
changed BY IN Imperial 1alA u,
1915 into the Pessian-AEabie X)oDv:
ol-niss, er the Ring Of Egyn and t1D
ruless Of the county have sinee beee
knewn - tho Khedive. BY the same
Armin, obtained on condition that
the sovessign of Egypt would TAse
biz anDual tribute to the 6altan's evil
LIT, from 3s7ey y0oo to G7soy 900, the suc-
esssioo TO the throne Of Egppt was
made direct from father to son, in
stead q deseending after the Turk
ish hw, to The eldest heir. The Pc
decsssess u Tewnk were Nehemst
All, Soender Of the dynasty, who
died IL 1879; Ibsahtm, con Of Mshem-
&, who died in lS1e, after . reign of
Iss than six months; Abb1s, gsand-
Doa ofthe founder; who died In 1854;
Said, con Of Nshemet, who died In
1858, and Ismajl, who abilicated In
$50, and gave place to the present
ruler, Mohamed TewAk. The latter
be- an annual advance Of Gl50, ,O00.
In character Tewdk II weak and
Not yet 80 years of aGe,
be he's been plunged into Political
Demplieations such - might have
|axed the mental resources and mil.
|tary powess of hb ancestor, Mehsm-
4 All; and his whole policy has beea
balanced between . desire 70 retain
BIZ absolute power and to proPitiate |
Dvesyoae whose influence be hes
Isared. Colonel Gordon Pasha, In .
|staes ts The Losdsa Ussss, says a
him: ut h against all reason TO ex-
pect any Straightforward dsalings
to0 any Sultan, Khs1ive ar Amees.
Cewnk = essentially one a the
Amo,eer e1ass. I believe ho would
be willing to act upeightly, u BY 20
)oing be could maintain his absolute
power. He hes played . dimcult
ame, making stock a hjs fear q biz
hthse and a Halin, the legitimate
,eiP accugdisg to The Noslen,, 70 iu-
laee The EuEopean Govesnmeats to
- ge0tIe with him, q the same time
esisting all measures which would
,eseAt his people should these meas
Dres tosch his absolute power. He b
lbesal snly II measures which do
Iot interfere with hir pgerogative."
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A Londna eoesespoadent says: Al
American lady, however high sh>
ny - at hone, whea che nnasrie1
~ Eaglishmao aod resides in In.
g1aad, Ioses her identity il him.
6he nay b a all the blue blood a
1asy1hsd o. vlrginia, aud he nay
bovo ancestral roll bassting With
hasoalal iRsglaie and lordly lneage,
bat bslng IN . commercial, Asaneial
az trade occupation, I'D Epglish aris.
tocsacy boWb him out and bowls nna,
dame too. even In these intelligent
days.
0eaesal william Raymoud Lee o(
Doseea carries n his peckst-book .
litt)s clip q fpaper beasiag the singDe
Wosd 'death!" Il h the ballot he
drew when . psisonsr q war In q
rs6el jill at Richnead., vhea he and
two ethew ven chosen By 1t to b
hanged. ia retalietion lbe ethe esentsnc.
Ing 10 death ol certain eooGeilesate
ellesss ceovieted of piraay. The
Deateace q tie pirates, W. happily
oommated, and 0enesal Lee and hts
oomrades were subsequently ex-
ehanged.
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e. e..'e'e: % p''say' IN
'<.'<oe so. "'e'' w napeel!
eo'''.'e~' eeo 0eeesa' Aee ana 10
oe "ee consequently ex
e"
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AAAsaA3 SA"AD oaSA.
|
s~oocs ssoeo ana sees 40
| Queaseo WSotne Iemaay.
|
~ s"oseO . 0soo3'yn sif
oo'se '!uea neee anu %
.u. cn'os WIN nesdeg1e'
"--,. ~, A '""pe" gov" ~ tne
" ~." 's " .e..v "es seq"e'nt
II. ~'''' - '
; - yoo oes I'm e'ad tosel
: :.'. 'se 'os .eep3
'. ~ ~. " '~'. ".ac o. ''tesature'
' ~" ~. e' JERK the grease
~. ~.
. ~ .. -. oe. 'oe oo''ea
..,., ' ].''y % WIN M meal
| '"n'. 'oF .oe'ev now
- ~. '. ~" oove
~ '. ~ % :P 'ae .oe.e's 'of sne
- ~ 'seao" VINE u
Sc-,. .. ' :. ~. =" 49, '"'e", ana
.. I" 'P o1 "s.'a'neos:
~. !. s ~ 70 eo.s'oe'ao!e
- :''e "ooks tnss
s"u 'o0 'sse seuleoseo u % 10
.e 'os'* "".ts t"e ntest
s"'u l" e"c"e"e' 'o"' any,
I"' nsnet contemplated her lor .
"'oe"t 10 s''enee. ANA tnen told hef
VINO nea moved INTO the ne'ghoor-
":co o"''~c eef """e.ee:
'"ey oooN up oen'nd or are
'"sy oeo 10 '!ont me demanded
"9 " "o"ut neT sse' ne ~
'i'o.oea.
ytn'"g new AROUND AZ the haI-
.e'q)sn oepenseI 0ot the same
."n 'sE'es " el9 o'inke's 70 10 the
'ooso e.'s'n'n
10' 'oe 'aule m'n'stes was there,
.o everything "as progressing
"ooa. % os'.
wosss oeeome o. tnesalk umesei'
~ "oo ose" 70 w'gs.e around here
." '"e marry ana eett'e DOWN deal:
aee ne nomed OF doe' 10 ssiII rat'
t'e
nes o'o 'oves nad neeru sne was
eom,ns no""' ANA "oo'd ptooeo'y
-" 10 tne evening" the osd man
''so""
-" sooo; nc e. no"' lvegos
a"oeoe! oacHH. "non oown MIN on
tne ntat nsp out q ene box! He's
yust 1 een 'os vegeteo'es and when
nesp'a~'s 10 nese' the rest of these
esey pipes nave soe TO settle, now.
you near me sooot language! WHAT'S
oecome o. tne 'ce cream Iree2er that
"eeo 70 ses mum ouc:
Tnas one nad gone to Frisco
wou'ont % JACK t'Il Se'I.
fT1nce CoueC0: ne always was
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

Mr.. Grsely was aeeustomed 70 80
% the 7+j6wse rooaas o. Sunday, b.
fore the days ofs Sunday publication.
Cold winter days be would take o6
biz shoes and slide his stocking feet
into . shaft through which bot air
proceeded ftom . lower apartment.
One Sunday morning he was In his
accustomed plaee reading exchanges.
It was bitter cold morning. So0e-
thing had happened to the heating
spparatns and there Was 10 air CONF
isg Up to warm the great editors
toes, but Mr.. Greeley had not discov-
cred the omission. He was too much
ab +, ,rb l in resi.ny. ejanitor en-
tered the room shivering. He saw
at once the great editors mistake,
and remarked: There Ii no heat on
this mosning, Mr.. Greeley" The
philosopher slowly dropped bis paper
and loohed up. "What did you say?"
he asked. II aid," pursued the
jauitor, that there h no heat on
this meruing," was the reply.
"Whae In h-ll did you tsll ne fos:"
squeaked the great editor - he dove
loe hb shoes and prepared to quit
the establishment.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22
0eiu Q oOoQbtlul oo0o.

WHEN . grocer at Post Huroa,
1llsAions, vas said 10 havs e9pesi.
eoeed rsligioa lhst vlintse; the
sea1saaeot M eas1ied 70 . pgomi
neot 1eoeso, Who inquired:
'.Did he eoaleD b uaixing two
kiads of sals together and selling
the0 ~ No. l3''
II think n0t."
"6ay anything about wssking ovsr
e)1bal1se eyey hll tae twsaGy ysassc''
Ne"
''Did - confess that he he'd been
eaaght using shost weights?"
"No."
"Wasn't be even sony for water.
Ing hk vinegar"
HE didn't ssy Co."
"Well, Il may b that the Losd hes
sssa lit to poks him up alittle asoand
49, eA0ss, bst bseass yos receive hiaa
into the church yoa'd better give
him . fhir chance TO pan . qsaEter
With Q hole In Il. II ho resistD the
temptation I shall psay the Lord to
continue the wrestle until Satan aets
three straight hlls."
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

George Alfred Townsend went to
the Philadelphis High School four
ysals land during two years Of that
tune was engaged In reading nsvels
under the dsek." Naturally enough,
he made q fiction writer.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-07-22

A citizen who lately built himself
. residence, was the other day show
Ing . fieind through 1t, and when ev-
cry thing had been noticed and dis
eussed, be asked:
"Well, do you zee any place where
you could improve it:''
"Yes / noticed . bad error right at
the START" was the reply.
Being asked to explain, be contin-
ued:
"You have no balcony In 'front.'"
'sBut I don't want one"
"Well, that may Be, but when you
are running for Office and the hand
comes up to serssade yoa, and the
populacs call tef . speech, you will
either have TO 80 to the roof Of come
down to the ground to respoad. A
balcony b sort Of . middle ground
Just high enough to escape making
pledges, and not too high tn promise
Ill sorts Of reform. Ought to have .
baleosy, sir-regret It II you don't"
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1882-02-02
PERsECUTING THE JEWS.
Russia Charging that the English
Agitation il Inspired by
Haired.

LONDON The lord mayor, In con-
sequence OF a requisition signed by
the archbishop of Canterbury, the
bishops Of London, Gloucester,
Manchester and Oxford, Cardinal
Manning, Professor Darwin, Samuel
Morley, Professor Jewett, Matthew
Arnold, Lord Elcho and the earl Of
Shaftesbury, has called n public
meeting at the mansion house, on
February /, 10 make declaration Of
opinion relative TO the persecution
OF the Jews III Russia. The journal
de st. Petersburg angriiy comments
on the agitation In England. Itsays
that though the agitation is carried
on under the mask of philan-
fhropy, il has its handspring in =
feeling of hatred toward Russia, and
in the displeasure with which the
political factions view the excellent
relations between Russia and Eng
land which have existed -.since the
accession of Mr.. Gladstone. The
Journal declares that the accounts
of riots are malevolently exag-
gerated. AS the government is con-
sidering legislative measures in re-
gard to the Jews, the Journal begs
the foreign press not to inflame a
question already bristling with diff
culties.
BIRMINGHAM.-At a large meet
ing of Jews held here resolutions
were passed summoning all Jews to
unite in a petition to the czar 10
grant protection and the rights OF
citizenship TO his Jewish subjects
The petition is to be presented by
a deputation of the leading Hebrews
of Europe and America.
The weekly democratic statesman. [volume] (Austin, Tex.) 1871-1883, 1882-02-02

which shall be circulated as widely
as possible among the industrial
classes. 1t is required also to ex-
change his reports and TO keep on
file i'll the library of the department
copies of all such journals.
1t is provided that in making APP
pointments of subordinate officers
and employees, they shall be selected
from every section of the country
with view to representation from
the widely differing climate, pro.
ducts and soils of the United States.
Mr.. Moneys bill, and various
other bills introduced in the house
will be considered by the committee
on agriculture, and it is entirely
probable that some measure propos-
ing an enlargement of the jurisdic-
ton of the bureau of agriculture
will be reported to the house.