The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1882-10-28

A Minnesota man, N. r. Clark. Of ST..
Cloud. paid 81 800. the highest price for 4
single ANIMAL, alta sale Of short horns al
Lexington. Ky. on the goth instant.
/ The learned doctors have pronouncedit
nalarin that our beloved President is
suffering from, and an anxious nation
llcaves sigl, OF intense relief thercat.
Lots Of people will be deceived on cleo
lion day II they read the names Of the
Republican ticket, they will imagine the
printer caught on to the wrong heading.
i&sA
The Providence Press, a virtuous radical
organ, thinks the only way to purify the
ssgrand old party" is to defeat It at the
polls his year. BY all means purify il.
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Hancock is apparently satified with the
honor of being the banner village
Stevens county, Or was it overlooked in
the distribution OF empty honors last Mon
day?
A letter from fair correspondent says
that The write would rather have seen US
elected to congress than see in Us the
author of that title poem of our last issue.
A hard hit.
There is nj least ono man who does not
want an office this fall. At the Kcpnhli--
can county convention last Monday, Geo.
Fl. Munroc declined the honor of a nomi-
nation for court commissioner
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In Stevens county a microscopic inspec-
ton reveals Mr. Campbell as the tag on
the tail of the Klndred-Wels coat; and
Waslburn assumes the same gigantic pro
portions OH the Nelson-Larson garment.
Two hundred years hence the newspa-
pcrs will be telling what We did in 1882,
and these four pages of TO days Sun will
be of great service TO our esteemed success
sors when they dive into back files for
points.
A more quiet, subdued o. Indifferent
crowd than the assemblage that met in
the court house on last Monday afternoon
1T would be difficult to scare up. Nobody
seemed to want anything and they viii
certainly be satisfied
"Thesc are the days when the young
man, for the sake of political party, will
shoulder torch and march dozen miles
or more without feeling tired, and yet he d
growl for an entire hour if asked % escend
! the cellar stairs with a..scuttle of COOL
PhiIa Kronikic- Herald.
Fargo Argus: 1.-THE Sun is a new paper
| published at Morris. Minnesota, which
shines for the Democratic party. and f..
| p. Barnum for congress. 1t is neat
! looking paper and seems to have consider
able get-up-and- get, its main fault being
its political tendencies"
Campbell wishes he was as sure of
Heaven as he is of being elected senator. II
! he does not carry any more precincts III Inns
candidacy for Heaven than he is likely to
do on November 18th, for senator, we will
part with him on this earth never 10 meet
again-witness it yc stars!
Wanted-Information concerning the
whereabouts of the Republican 7,atiy nl
this Fifth congressional district. Was last
heard of at Detroit on July 18th. 1t j:
to be feared chat the unhappy creature has
committed suicide or else has been kid
mapped by the railroads and millers.
Despite the reports of inefficiency in tho
Signal Service, we have gathered sufficien
! data to forecast a most destructive blizzard
on the It'll prox The friends of the fac
tionai candidates would earn recognition
from the Humane Society by seeing tina
their men do not gel far away from home
on that day.
As the next congress is certain to b.
Democratic why should we not, one and
all, in the Fifth district, vote for Barnum
He can be of some service to the distric
on account of his political faith, whereas
Kindred and Nelson will be out in Tn,
cold, should either be elected, and will no
be in position to be Of any earthly service
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"The Democrats of Stevens county hel,
convention in Morris on Saturday, Oct
81, and nominated their county officers
They had the 'horse sense" TO endorse G
L. Brown for county attorney. He is :
good Republican and a lawyer, aud a:
the county attorney ought to be law
yer, we shall support him - Hancock
/ Olive Branch.
We learn from the St. Paul Globe tina
! the St. Paul, Minneapolis s Manitoba
railway Co., ''thc giant corporation
and it might we'll have added the Nam
moth nsonopoly--llss increased its divi-
dcntls. The immense productiycness ant
business of the country is given as
the reason, but nothing is said OF tn,
stand aud deliver policy in the matter Of
tariff rates which has always characterized
SIS grasping corporation.
The rope-walking act by Mr.. Campbell
Of Big Stone county. as advertised Cor tn.
7th OF November, promises 70 tea tha
gcntleman's skill as The "Champlon Trim
ner. His pole balanced on one dc b,
Nelson Prohibition Window, and OF
the other by kindrsd--Anti- prohibition
Dunncll, willsprove troublesome instru-
ment II it slips from ad ustment. Th,
slightest distraction of any Of The weights
will lrccipitaie the walker to his ruin, ant