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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-10-17
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS
And Items of General Interest
About Distinguished Char
acterS. ..

The Arizonia Indians are reported 10
be on the war path again. The war is in
hard luck.
james g. Blaine, who used to boast
that he was one OF the people, now charters
whole car when he travels.
The Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon has OF
late been suffering severely from the govt.
He is about to leave LONDON for Mentone,
where he will spend month, and where
he expects to gain relief from his ailment.
Another scandal regarding the Sol
diers' Home at Washington has come to
the surface. This time it is in relation to
corned beet. 1t is gratifying, however. tn
know that the dried apples have thus far
escaped the breath Of calumny.
The wife of the notorious Tichborne
claimant, and her two children, are in
mates of a work house, at Southampton,
England. She still persists in calling her
self LADY Tichborne," and her name
stands as such on the register.
A hack fell into the river at Shehoy-
gan, Sunday night and was smashed to
pieces, the team being drowned. 1t is
hardly necessary To- state that the hackma an
escaped. Ii is thought by some, however,
that large ocean steamship might jar q
hackman little.
Father Peter John Beckx, the general
of the order of Jesuits, is now i'm his S7Ih
year, and his declining health has, Of late,
given rise to much speculation concerning
his probable successor. He has been at
the head of the order for nearly thirty
years, which is an unusually long period,
since it is the rule for only men already
we'll advanced i'm years to be elevated to the
position.
A Milwaukeedis dispatch states that the
Polish residence portion oil that city Was
frightened almost to death this afternoon
by the rumor circulated in that section
that the comet had dropped into the sun at
five o'clock this morning, and the end OF
the ~orld was nigh Why any one living
i'm Milwaukee should object to the world
coming to an end, is no, clear.
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A Lesson of Filial Love.


General Evans in his funeral Grafton
over the bier of the late Senator Hill
used these words:
lin all bis life Ben Hill never did
4 more graceful thing than when he
made his last visit to the portrait of
his mother which hung in one of his
rooms. When President Garfield
placed his manly arm around his ven-
cradle mother in the presence Of the
vast multitudes that witnessed his in
auguratiOn and kissed her with lips
fresh from pronouncing the obligation
of the presidential office, he drew unto
himself the warm heart of American
motherhood forever. So. when the
great Senator went as child to gaze
ON his mothers pictured face, and
murmured, i will soon see her. he left
the sons of this state and union a les
son of filial love that they should new
er forget. The portrait shows a dear.
old, good face we'll traced with marks
of intelligence. The wrinkles are
there, the stoop of age and other signs
of failing life. Long since she passed
away. But the statesman became a
boy again In feeling. gazed with a true,
adoring love upon the portrait. and
then above the faded picture looked
with eyes that saw home and heaven
and mother all in one vision of tran.
scendent glory
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How a Venerable Meiden's Curl
Osity was Satisfied.


A lovely maiden, who was the pride
of home and parents in a neighboring
town. concluded to hide away from
the dust and hustle of the village, and
spend few weeks in the shade of the
outrageous woods lying by the pei
lucid waters of a quiet lake, and sur
rounded by a grand and romantic
mountain. The fond parents sent her
IN charge of an an.iquated and some
what meddIesome aunt Only a few
days elapsed before fair AdOnis step
ped along who was ripe for conquest
They soon became i'm the habit of
taking long walks through the groves
in each others company. To the
lynx-eyed old maiden aunt this was
gall and NORWOOD On an accession
appointed by herself she proceeded
cautiously down the lane usually pur-
sued BY the lovers. and. concealing
herself behind some bushes, waited
until they proceeded by her. Not far
from the spot was little lake or pond
forming a beautiful nook, and sur
rounded to the waters edge by thick
bushes and trees Towards this Venus
and Adonis had trudged. AS the IN
furnished maiden of many years ap-
preached it she was surprised TO hear
the loud and merry ring of laughter
and splashing Of water and the shouts
ofglee and merry-making. She silently
and cautiously made an opening
through the thicket. which commanded
a full view Of the pond. Heavens
and earth what a sight met her hor-
riied gaze. There was Venus rising
from the sea" ip all her pristine vigor
and her denuaed beauty. There was
Adonis also, untrammelled by the frail
hablliments of art. which are common
ly supplied, which seemed to be quite
sufficient Oh the occasion, owing to the
heated state of the weather. AdOnis
was scattering water over his beloved
Venus i'm a playful And childlike man.
ner. and she was laughing and chatter
ing as merriIy as if she was in the
fashionable throng of the ballroom
in fact, they had gone in swimming.
and seemed to be ENJOYING the sport in
a right royal manner. The old maiden
aunt smothered her righteous indigna-
ton for the time and silently stole
away. A snort time afterwards the
truant couple came tripping home to-
ward the hotel. and we're as lively and
social as any in the tbrong. A mar
riage is likely to end the romance
Truckee Republican.
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Helen's Other Baby.

"What makes that noise ?" asked little
boy ON the cars the other day.
"The cars" answered the mother.
"What for?"
because they are moving"
"What are they moving for?"
"The engine makes them"
"What engine"
"The engine in 'front.'"
whats il in front for?"
ITO pull The train"
"What train?
''This one"
"This carr" repeated the younsster,
pointing to the one in which they sat.
Eyes"
"What does it pull it for"
"The engineer makes it,"
"What engineer"
1.-THE man on the engine"
"What engine ?"
"The one in 'front.'"
"What is il in front for"
81 told you that before"
"Told who what?"
Told you"
"What for?"
ooh, be still you're nuisance"
"What's nuisance?"
"A boy who asks TOO many questions"
"Whose boy?"
any boy"
"Whst questions?"
The conductor came just then and took
mp tickets, and the train pulled up at the
station.
The last We heard, as the lady jerked the
youngster off the platform, was:
"What CONDUCTOR"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-10-17
Sorrows Of q Washer"
yelars, MaOa zinc

SOrrOW6 OF q MaSner.
Travellers Magazine.
There were plenty of seats in the car,
but as he walked down the aisle he looked
sharply to the right and left until he
reached pretty girl, VINO was sitting
alone.
"Seat engaged. Miss ?" he asked, with a
knowing wink
"N-no, sir" stammsred the girl, looking
around in dismay
Down he pumped and braced himself
for the campaign. He was regular pas
senger, and held his communication ticket in
his hand.
"Shall OPEN"
tickets :" roared the conductor, who
had watched him from afar.
The regular passenger smiled sweetly at
the pretty girl and put up his pasteboard,
out of which two rides were promptly
ni pP:s,. ~
"Hold on !" protested the regular passen-
ger, 'you punched this twice. This lady
isn't with me-"
"Sorry," replied the conductor, "blt You
walked in set down and went to work ON
the regular married style. Supposed, of
course, it was your wife. Too late DOW.
Take a vacant seat next time. Ticketsw
And the passengers went to the conduc-
tor ard offered him cigars and bought out
the train boy for him.
81 knew they weren't married" said he.
"Pve seen him before. bat this is the first
time it cost him couple of dollars to
play it."
"Do you know who the LADY is ?" asked
an inquisitive man.
any wife. gentlemen" replied the con-
ductor,
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TO the Office of the Ompany IN New Orleans.
For iurher information write clearly, giving full
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New Orleans, La,
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611 Seventh street Washington. ID. c.
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The pubieis requested carefully To notice the new
and enlarged scheme 10 BE drawn monthly.
s6CAPITAL PRIZE, S75,ooo.a,
Tickets on'y SIS Shares in Proportion
Louisiana State Lottery Company.

Incorporated in Isis Tor - years by the Le.sisia.
ture Tor Educational and Charitable puTVOSss-wIth
capital of SI.t0c. UG-to which a reserve fund
II S,st.JJc has since been added
BY an overwhelming popular vote ITS franchise
~a> made part of the present State Constitution
adopted December 2d. A. ID. 1879.
The only Lottery ever voted on and endorsed by
the people Of any STATE.
IL never scales or postpones.
is Grand Single Number Drawings
AXE place Monthly
piensiId Opportunity to win a
fortune. Eleventh grand drawing, c'T~s T.. 81
New Orleans, Tuesday, Nov. i4th, lSse-l51th
Monthly Drawing.
Loo. At the following scheme, usder the exclu-
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ten. d. L. BEAUfstG ARD, III Louisiana, and
Gen. JUBAL y. EARLY, of Virginia
who manage all the drawings OF this Company. both
ordinary and seni-.nnal, AMI attest the correct
uess oi The published Official lists.
CAPITAL PRIZE, SIS. 900.
100, 900 Tickets at Five Dollars Each
Fractions in ifths in Proportion.
List OF Prizes.
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OCTOBER DRAINING.
$1122,4W

1850 Prizes. ST.. 400
Whole ticket, e. Half ticket, 81.
q tickets, $50. 50 tickets, 500.
Remit money or bank draft in letter, or send BY
express. Don't send oy registered letter post
office order. Orders of S. and upwards, by
express. he expense.
Address all orders to r. NJ. BOARDMAN, Courier
Journal ,u,'.ing. Louisville, Ky, or X. NJ,
BOSRDMAN- 3o9 ErosS saw. New York.
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DR.. WHITTIER,
OF ST. Charies street., O.. Louis, Mo-
DR.. WHITTIER

vi Sc. CAaII00 St1O0e
Treats all forms Of Veneral Diseases, Se,1i-
nal Emissions and Sexual Debility, with
unparalleled success. No matter who failed,
call or write; pamphlet or consultation fsaL
Can refer to the medical professioa IN a
parts of the Coantu.
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fact that any average American crowd
can be humbugged the same way every
day in the year."-Atlanta Constitu.
ton.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
before Judge Burr.

= Before Judge Burr.
Geo. Brown, grand larceny; held to answer
Placed under bond in the sum OF $1,000. in de
fault of which he was sent TO jail.
John Alet, drunk; paid a fine ..of S. and was
discharged.
Pat Cannon drunk; sent to jail five DAYS.
w. Welch, drunk; sent to jail five DAYS
James Murnane, drunk: fined SIS and fine re-
mitted
Ed. johnson, drunk and disorderly: sent to
jail thirty days.
Joseph Helm, drunk ard disorderly; sent to
Jail for thirty days.
VIM. Richards, drunk ard disorderly: paid
fine of $40 and discharged
Thos. Fox. drunk and disorderly: raid fine of
S25 and was discharged.
John Lynch, disorderiy conduct; paid fine of
$40 and was discharged.
hrs. Taylor, disorderly conduct: placed I'M
der bond of 500 to keep the peace.
Dan Dumford, assault and battery: continued
to September 3, at o'clock a. M
Frank Deich, disorderly conduct; sent to Jail
IN default of bond
Is. l.. Brunson, for posting bills on telegraph
poles II violation OF an ordinance: discharged on
payment OF a fine of ST and costs.
NEW YORK, Sept. 4.-Col Bodine to-day
selected the following team to compete
against the British team. Dolan, Smith.
Herman, Ogden, Kings, Paulding, How
ard. Shakespeare, McNiyen and Alders
The other two will be chosen this week.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
The Board OF Health.

The board of health held a meeting yes
terday afternoon but did not do very much
business. It was decided to secure a suita-
BILE vehicle in which to transport the pa
tients to and from the hospital when neces-
sary. Some time ago bids were received by
the board OF public works for the construc-
ton of a sewer on Saltwater street, from
Somerset TO Grove, but the board con-
Guided to reject them and then obtain new
bids. The board of health last evening
determined to request the board of public
works to readvertise for bids Immediately
without sending the matter back to the
council for authority to advertise for new
bids. The health inspector reported the
deaths during the month ware 176. Both
inspectors reported the abatement of nu-
merOuS nuiSanceS.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05

law, of which he afterwards became the
master. He spok of thee men who were
there and great when he began, and, turn
ing to the speakers desk as if to recall his
feelings the day he was elected to fill it,
said:
when l was elected speaker of the legis-
lature lfelt prouder over it than over any
Office to which have since been called or
could be elected to fill. 1t was a great
honor to be conferred on one so young. [
was only twenty-six."
Other interesting "reminiscences of his
early life followed, and then the talk drifted
into other channels. Not long after this
passed down by the little printing office
from which the paper is still issued, upon
which he worked when chosen to the legis-
lature, and began reaching out toward the
great place ne now fills in the public eye.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
Personal.

Major W. Il. Dixie, of Faribault, spent few
hours in st. Paul yesterday.
NV. McGowan, ESQ.,, clerk of the district
court Of Renyille county, is in the city attending
the Minneapolis fair.
Mrs. Alex Griggs and daughter, of Grand
Forks, D. T., passed through the city yesterday
or their way home from the East.
F. T. Walker, Esq, of Dubuque, who is large
ly interested banker at Grafton, passed
through the city yesterday for that place.
Ex-Gov. Wakefield, OF Blue Earth City, the
Republican candidate for member of congress in
the Second district, is in st. Paul, taking in the
Minneapolis fair.
Hon. d. w. Marata, of Bismarck, was among
the arrivals in the city yesterday. Mr. Maratta
is prominent Democratic candidate for dele
gate In congress from Dakota Territory, and if
he can be persuaded to accept the nomination he
would simplify the Trouble at Grand Forks by
giving the territory a good Democratic represen-
tatiOQ.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
EittSOn'S Horses.

Mr.. Norman W. Kittson yesterday re-
ceived dispatch from D. ". Wood
mansee, who is experimenting the trans
portation of the horses returning from
Hartford, Conn.,, the last place in the
grand circuit. The dispatch is dated at
Chicago and states that he arrived there
with them yesterday (Monday) forenoon,
and would be in st. Paul this noon. The
dispatch is sufficient evidence that the ami
mails are all in reasonably good condition.
The entries for the fall meeting in Chi
cago have closed. In this meeting, Com
modore Kittson has Won Arnim, Gem,
Little Brown jug and Fannie Wither-
SDOOn
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
Financial and stock Markets.
MORNING REPORT.

MORNING REPORT.
NEW YORK, Sept. 4, II a. rn.-Hannibal & st. Jo-
seph common sold at AZ. There have been no
recent sales of it, but large blocks of it were,
it Is said, hypothecated with money lenders at
1902, which are the figures given as the price
at which the $4,000 shares owned by John Il.
Duff, of Boston, were sold to the Gould-Sage-
Dlllon-Ames-Connor syndicate. This may be
said to be the sequel of the corner in this stock
last year, when the price was run above 200.
AFTERNOON REPORT.
Money per cent. Prime mercantile paper
o1a@672 per cent. Bar silver, S1.1435. Sterling
exchange weak; S4.S514 long, $4.894 sight.
Governments Unchanged except Pacific skies,
which are per cent. lower.
State Securities-Dull
Unconstitutional bonds dull and n fraction
lower.
Stocks-The stock market opened in the main
firm and 1s@M per cent. higher. In the early
trade there was an advance of 1s@1 per cent,
after which prices fell off T@2 per cent. the
latter for Hannibal & st. Joe preferred, while
common sold at II as against its last quotation
of IS.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
H4LF FARE
Excursion to Canada.

The Grand Trunk Railway and the Michigan
Central Railway each have special excursion
train leaving Chicago Sept. 6. The old popular
Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway will
sell round trip excursion tickets for this great
excursion all day Of Sept. 5, as follows: From
st. Paul or Minneapolis to Toronto and re-
turn, S2200. To Kingston and return, $25.0O.
To Montreal and return, S27.O0 To Portland
and return, $500.
Remember the name-Chicago, Milwaukee &
St. Paul. Be very careful to see that the word
MILWAUKEE is on the coupon of your ticket.
It's the Great Mississippi River Bank Route by
way fLaCr and Milwaukee. Two trains viii
leave Minneapolis and St. Paul on Sept. 9Th.
Also watch out for the great excursion Of Sept.
Goth over the Chicago, Milwaukee 81 st. Paul
Railway. Ask Geo. L.. Scott, or A. B. Chamber
lain, Ticket Agents, Minneapolis: or Thompson
& Petsch, or Brown & Anebel, Ticket Agents,
st. Panl, FOR your ticket over the Chicago, Mil
waukee q st. Paul Railway. Remember the
name
Send for map and circulars to Jas. D. Brown,
Agent River Bank Route. St. Paul.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
Our Daily Bread.

Heavy and sour bread or biscuit have vast
influence through the digestive organs upon the
measure of health We enjoy. How important TO
our present happiness and future usefulness the
blessing of good health and sound constitution
are, we can only realize when we have lost them,
and when it Is too late to repair the damage. And
yet, Notwithstanding these facts, thousands OF
persons in city daily jeopardize not only
their health but their lives, and the healths and
lives of others, by using articles ii the prepara-
ton of their food the purity and healthfulness of
which they know nothing. Perhaps a few cents
may have been saved, or it may have been more
convenient to obtain the articles used, and the
housel1eeper takes the responsibility and pos
sibly will never know the mischief that has been
wrought. Pater familias may have spells of
headache, Johnny may lose his appetite, Susie
may look pale; ii SO, the true cause is rarely
suspected. The weather, the lack of outdoor
air, some other is given, and the I'M
wholesome, poisonous system of adulterated
food goes on. Next to- the -four, which should
be made of good, sound wheat and not ground
too fine, the yeast or baking powder, which fur
nlsheS the rising properties, Is OF the greatest
Importance, and of the two we prefer baking
powder, and always use the Royal, as we there
by retain the original properties of the wheat,
no fermentation taking place. The action CT
the Royal Baking Powder upon the dough is
simply to swell it and form little cells through
every part. These cells are filed with carbonic
acid gas, which passes of during the process of
baking.
The Royal is made from pure grape acid, and
it is the action of this acid upon highly carbon
lied bicarbonate of soda that generates the gss
alluded to; and these Ingredients are so pure ard
so perfectly fitted, tested and adapted to each
other that the action is mild and permanent and
is continued during the whole time of hakin and
10 residue of poisonous ingredients remains to
undermine the healh, heavy biscuits, no sour
bread, but if directions followed, every az
ticle prepared with the Royal Baking Powder
viii be found sweet ard wholesome.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
ALL AROUND THE GLOBE.

DR.. A. 0. Dickey of Worcester, Mass,
and DR.. Jno. Marshall of Lyme, N. H.,
were drowned in Fairlee lake, near Post,
Vt, yesterday. Just how it happened is
not known When last seen they were
driving pair of horses on the beach, and
soon after the horses and carriage were
found floating in the water.
4 hand car near Edwardsburg, Mich, on
the Michigan Central road, was struck last
night by working train. JAS. Johnson
of Canada, and Jno. Goar of Detroit. were
instantly killed. Benz. Bellemy of Canada
was fatally injured A fourth man jumped
in time to escape. It is reported the men
were intoxicated.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-05
Il Dirisiom OF Grafic U'amted.

New YORK, Sept. 4-The Nickel Plated
railroad management have decided on an
aggressive policy against the Lake Shore
and will demand of it good share Of the
Buffalo and Chicago traffic. Il not granted
war will be waged. The indications are
for lively fight and a break in passenger
and freight rates. The Seney syndicate
gave out that this course will be pursued