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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

An esteemed exchange says there
are seventeen red-headed girls in a
neighboring town, and lets himself out
of trouble by remarking that they are
all belles.-Lowell Citizen.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

After marriage the question as to
who shall be speaker of the house is
speedily settled.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Humility is the safest foundation to
build any kind of superstructure on.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

"You are as full of airs as mu-
sic box" is what young man said
to a girl who refused to let him see her
home. "That may be-" was the re-
ply, "but l don't go with crank"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Fogg says beef should be classed un-
der the head of game, because it is
dear meat.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Compliments are often nothing more
than gilt-edgod falsehoods.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

1t is understood that Eli Perkins
rode Apollo, the horse that won the
Derby at Louisville Tuesday. In the
pictures and statues Apollo is always
represented as carrying lyre.-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Modest doubt is '.ed the beacon OF
the wise.-Shakespeare.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Eve did not experience any of the
torture endured by the modern lady Of
fashion, and yet, like the latter, she had
nothing to wear.-Lowell Citizen.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Not one false man but does uncount-
able evil.-Carlyle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31
WIT AND HUMOR.

The strongest man..is rarely strong
enough to hold his tongue at the right
time.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year, dollar for every line.
local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months or longer
discount Of 2sper osnt.
Advertisements unseeompspied by verbal or written
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Adysrtisemsnts, updet contract, ordered out be-
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No paper discontinued until oil arrearages are paid.
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

A man who has a mulatto servant
named Ella, calls her umber-Ells.
We don't Sienna fun in that.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

Daniel Webster used to say that
the great interests of this country were
united and inseperable. He doubtless
had reference to the corn crop and
whisky manufacture. Citizen.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31
CHAS. ". CORNELL,
Architect & DraughtSman

Office in Comstock block, Second street, AL
pena, Mich Will furnish plans and specifications for
buildings, and superintend the construction of the
same if desired. Will also give attention TO the
making and copying of maps. All kinds of orna-
mental designs, writing and lettering in India Ink,
water or oil colors done on short notice and at
sonable rates.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

The men who wrote some of the best
of Longfellow's poems before he did are
gradually coming to the front.-Cin-
cinnati SATURDAY. Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31
Canada Southern Railway,

Only An'eTlcd'' La'ae IHfO'W
Canada.
The popuInr route TO Buffalo, Niagara Fo lis, New
York, boston, and all points east, steel rail, smooth
track, no curves, low grade, Westingh ouse Air
Brake and superior equipment, making 1t the fa-
yorite line from Michigan to the east. Trains
leave Detroit rs follows:
Atlantic Express, daily, $500 n m
nav Express daily 1900 m
lightning Exp. daily, except Sunday, ] lilo pm
Toledo Exp,, daily, except Sunday, s;50 n m
st. Louis Exp, daily, al0pm
Fayette EXP. daily, except Sunday, 6;30 pm
Cincinnati Exp, daily, except Sunday, 6;50pm
Wagner Palace Cars on all trains. Agents
will telegraph for berths etc. Tickets and all in
'''''' - A.. r. FLETCHER, Agent, Alpena.
w. l.. MUIR, M. G. ROACH.
Gen Manager. Pass. Agent, Detroit.
L. Il. SNOW, q. p. & 4. A., Detroit.
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1t takes girl about four hours long
er to wash the front windows of a
house than the back windows.-New-
port Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

As he was ascending the pulpit steps,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

The "moonshiners" are about the
only persons who have succeeded in
keeping secret still.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

A lawyer in Ohio has been disbarred
for stealing sheep. The Ohio bar thinks
the line should be drawn somewhere
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

A woman's heart is small affair,
but it can upset the biggest man that
ever adorned this world.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31

TESDAY, MAY 81, 1882
WIT AND HUMOR.
The strongest man..is rarely strong
enough to hold his tongue at the right
time.-Free Press.
"Variety is the spice of life," but
there's such thing as variety show
being too spicy.-Ex.
After marriage the question as to
who shall be speaker of the house is
speedily settled.-Free Press.
Fogg says beef should be classed un-
der the head of game, because it is
dear meat.-Boston Transcript.
A man who has mulatto servant
named Ella, calls her umber- Ella.
W. don't Sienna fun in that.-Ex.
The "moonshiners" are about the
only persons who have succeeded in
keeping secret still.-Boston Star.
A woman's heart is small affair,
but it can upset the biggest man that
ever adorned this world.-Boston Star.
A lawyer in Ohio has been disbarred
for stealing sheep. The Ohio bar thinks
the line should be drawn somewhere
Free Press.
|
1t takes girl about four hours long
er to wash the front windows of a
house than the back windows.-New-
port Journal.
The men who wrote some Of the best
of Longfellow's poems before he did are
gradually coming to the front-Cin-
cinnati Saturday Night.
Eve did not experience any of the
torture endured by the modern lady Of
fashion, and yet, like the latter, she had
nothing to wear.-Lowell Citizen.
81 want little change" said Mrs.
b. to her husband yesterday. "Well,"
was the heartless response, "just wait
for it. Time brings change to every
body."-Ex.
Of miserly man, who died Of soft
ening of the brain, a local paper says
"His head gave way, but his hand never
did. His brain softened, but his heart
couldn't"
"a fellow must SOW his wild d'oats,
you know" exclaimed the adolescent
John. eyes," replied Annie, "but
one shouldn't begin sowing so soon after
cradling. ."-Ex.
An esteemed exchange says there
are seventeen red-headed girls in
neighboring town, and lets himself out
of trouble by remarking that they are
all belles.-Lowell Citizen.
Polydipsia is the Boston name for.
thirst. When suffering from polydip-
sia the Boston man calls for spiritus
frumenti and then washes it down with
protoxide Of hydrogen.-Ex.
"You are as full of airs as mu-
sic box" is what young man said
to a girl who refused to let him see her
home. "That may be-" was the re-
ply, "but l don't 60 with a crank"
Daniel Webster used to say that
the great interests of this country were
united and inseperable. He doubtless
had reference to the corn crop and
whisky manufacture.-Lowell Citizen.
1t is understood that Eli Perkins
rode Apollo, the horse that won the
Derby at Louisville Tuesday. In the
pictures and statues Apollo is always
represented as carrying lyre.-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
There is some talk of making Gen,
Robert c. Schenck, candidate for
Congress in the new Third district of
Ohio. He is good man to have in
Congress, he so thoroughly understands
the value of pair.-Boston Pest.
"Violet, dearest, do you play that
tune ofien oo asked Huoh Montressor
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-05-31
WM. u. M1IDEN, III. ID.

Physician, Surgeon, Gyn@cologist, Etc,
Late Asst. Surgeon U. S. Army; Examining Surgeon
for u S. Pensioners, and all the principal Life In
surance Co.'s. Residence and office on Second St.,
nearly opposite the Union House.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
BENZ. T. RICH. "

Mensmon's Peptonized Beef Tonic,
the only preparation of beef containing its
entire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood making, generating and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for lndi-
gestion, Dyspepsia. nervous prostration,
and all forms of general debility; also, in
all enfeebled conditions, whether the result
of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work, or acute disease, particularly if result
ing from pulmonary complaints CAswELL,
HAZARD d Co., Projectors, New York.
Sold by druggists
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
NEVER AssAILED.

Memphis Ledger: His moral char
acter was never assailed. He was a
man of scholarly tastes, and was
intellectually the ablest man of his
party in the South.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
"FEHSAsDINA, Nassau, Co., Fla,

'FERsANDINA, Nassau, Co., Fla,
March 30, 1880.
~ have used DR.. Simmons Liver Regu-
claimed for it. The last bottle and two
packages did me no good and were worse
than nothing. l see it is not put up by j.
Ii. Zeilin Co., and not genuine, and
waste of money to buy it. 1 would be glad
to get the pure and genuine. Send me some
from honyst hands with red z and Zeilin &
Co.. signature on wrapper. The fictitious
stuff sold viii injure some one badly.
q Ynnr nbeiltent servant
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06

A CORRESPONDENT of the Atlanta
Constitution writes from Southern
Georgia in recent issue of that
paper:
At the hotels / noticed New
York beef on all the bills. Upon
inquiry I found that the beef was
actually shipped in refrigerators
from Fulton Market for use In the
best grazing country IN the world.
SO with the mutton and the ham.
Much of the butter used In the hos
tells, if not all of it, came from New
York. At the Mitchell House cans
ned turkey and ehicken-delicious it
was too-was used, being brought
1000 miles. There were canned
peas on the table, canned corn, and
canned peaches, all imported from
New York. There were canned
tongue and canned beef likewise i'm
ported. At one hotel / noticed con,
densed milk was used. The boxes
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
FITS =:
- - ~ Cure of EPELEP-
- TIC FETS

From American Journal of Medicine.
DR.. Alb. Meseroe date of London), who mi es
a specially of Epi epsy has without dou treated
and cured more cases than any other living ply
stefan. His success has simply been astonishing !;
we have heard of cases OF over 20 years stand
Ing successful ly cured by him. He has published
a work on this disease, which lie sends with &
large bottle OF his wonderful cure Tree to any
sufferer who may send Il cir express ana 7. u.
ADDRESS. We advise any one wishing cure 10
address DE. Alb MESEhOLE,
No. So John Street, New YORK.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06

in which strawberries are shipped
come from Maine The pear crates
come from Portland. The turepns
tine barrels come from New York.
In all of these small things this sec
ton, accounted self-supporting to
an unusual degree, pays tribute to
the North. These facts beat argus
ment and discourage even sugges-
ton.
This is worse showing perhaps
than would be made for some other
localities in the South, but with
some modification, it is true every
where. 1t is no wonder that the
South has been poor. We will be
poor until we do more for ourselves.
We depend upon the people of
the North for a large part of what
we eat, and for almost everything
that we wear-for our wagons,
ploughs, carriages, reapers, mowers
and threahers-almost everything
we use. No wonder we complain of
hard times.
A WASHINGTON correspondent of
the New York Tribune says of the
colored Congressman Lynch:
Considering the disadvantages
under which he began life, Mr..
Lynch must be regarded as a highly
successful man. He was a slave UNI
til the war broke out: he did not
learn to read until he was thirteen
years old; did not learn to write IN
/ til he was seventeen; was Speaker
of the Mississippi House when he
was twenty-three; became of the legal
age to be elected to Congress
-twentyefve-a after he was nomina
ted for the first time and just two
months before he was elected, and
after having been four times candi-
date for Congress-being twice res
turned elected, once counted out and
kept out by the Democrats, and now
counted out but seated by the Re-
publicans-is only thirty>four years
of age.
He was employed at seventeen as a
waiter boy in photograph gallery in
Natchez, and while doing this work
acquired the art of taking pictures
After two years he took charge of a
gallery as a practical photographer,
and managed it for several years.
Since 1S69-that is to say, since he
was twenty-one years old--he has
been actively engaged in politics, but
has had other occupations, and has
accumulated some property. He
owns and successfully manages a
plantation of $50 acres near Natchez
He says, with some pride. that he has
tried to be saving, and mentions al
example ofthe puerile arguments will
which the Democrats have endeavored
to win away negro voters from him
that they have charged him with be
ing " stingy," said he ibid not Civ
enough money away, and alleged al
his particular crime that he has savet
$4,000 out of the $4,000 he ha
drawn in Congressional salaries.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
Mansfield, Ohio, Nov. IS, 1851.

Mansfield, Ohio, Nov. IS, 1851.
Gentlemen IL have suffered with
pam in my side and back, and great
soreness on my breast, with shoot
ing pains all through my body, at
tended with great weakness, depres-
sion of spirits, and loss of appe-
tite. ] have taken several different
medicines, and was treated by prom.
fncnt physicians for my liver, kid
neys, and spleen, but got no relief.
] thought I woulS try Browns Iron
Bitters have now taken one bottle
and half and am about vell-paia
in side and back all gone-soreness
all out Of my breast. and / have .
good appetite, and am gaining in
strength and flesh. Itcan justly be
called the hing ef medicines.
JoHs K. ALLxsDER.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
SHERIFF'S SALE.
sHERIFF's SALE.

DY VIRTUE OF AN ORDER OF SALE
ID issued from the circuit court Of Knox
county, Tennessee, III the case OF John TolsoI'
assigned s. Cane York. against &. w. 7. ana D.
I'll. Cline ct al, siii, on
SATURDAY, THE BIRD DAY OF JUNE. 49,
within legal hours, sell to the highest bidder iof
Cash III hand. in iron. of the courthouse doot ~
Knoxville, Tenn. all the right and claim tidt 'uo
said defendant A. W. p. and j. Fl. Cline has ., III
10 certain tract of land lying and being IN IN
It'll civil district of Knox county, adjoining hieA
McaIilen, John 6atshaw. Peter Minga anu
less, levied on as the property of the sail o.
PENDANT A. W r and J. H. Cline, 10 tatsi'
Judgment and costs This 18th May 1852.
c. GOSSETf, sheriff:
By w. E. STERLING, Deputy Sheriff
Inay5 dlt-w8t.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06

Browns IRON BITTERs is
composed of Iron in soluble
form; Cinchona the great
tonic, together with. other
standard remedies. making
a remarkable non-alcoholic
tonic, which will cure Dys-
pepsia, Indigestion, Malaria.
Weakness, and relieve all
Lung and Kidney diseases.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06

No. i connects with through train from New
York via Richmond only: Leave New YORK at
4.S5 m; leave Washington lilo n; leave
Also. with train leaving Norfolk at 1928 N
leave Lynchburg $50 p IL leave Bristol go
M arrive at MOrristoWn 9.23 a IN; connecting
with rain for Wolf Creek and Warm Springs,
n c.. at Knoxville Nth trains OF the K q u ana
K. i 1. Railroads.
VITA trains for Memphis, Nashville and Cincin-
natl. .
lanta S.15 D m connecting Win IfainS ior
Charleston and savannah.
No 8 connects with through train from
York via Virginia Midland only Leave
New YORK at 1000 p N; Washington go IN !;
Lyachburg 2.25 p m I; Bristol 10 20 m arrive az
Chattanooga 7.35 m Atlanta 124o p M :
Selma $40 D m. This train connects at Chatta-
nooga with trains for Memphis and Nashville !;
at Cleveland with trains for Selma, Ala. al Dali
ton withsw. s. a. Il. r., for Atlanta, New orleans
No. 2 connects at Chattanooga with trains from
Cincinnati: at Cleveland With trans from AZ Az
lanta and Rome; ut Knoxville with trains ran,
roads at Bristol with through train Tor
New York via Richmond only Leave Lynen a
burg at 100 m arTiSe a. rri1a at ash.
| ington $50 M; arrive at New YORK e.So a IN.
| This train also connects at Norfolk with Bay
| Line steamers for Baltimore at 5.S0 p IN, daily
| except Sunday, and ON Mondays, Wednesdays
| and Saturdays with Old Dominion steamships
| for New Yosk,
No. connects at CndlIdDOoSd WIN u rams ho
] Memphis and Nashville /; at Cleveland with trains
| from Atlanta, New Orleans, Selma and the
| South: Leave Atlanta at $50 p M leave Selma
| 615a am; leave Rome ass N; leave Chatta-
/ nooga 1855 pm; connects at Bristol win through
| train for New York via Virginia Midland Rall-
road only Arrive at LynchbuTg al l.5O M arrive
| at Washington loco p m : arrive at New YORK
| $50 a N.
Pullman sleepers on trains Nos. 8 and be-
| tween New Yo-k and New Orleans Leighton
sleepers between lynchburg and Memphis
| through Parlor coach on trains Nos. and be-
| tween Bristol and Rome through coach on Nos.
| 8 and between Bristol and Selma
| Both trains Nos. and 8, make at Chattanooga
| aIocs fhrnpuh annppaftOn In FnwaS
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
THE PRESS on MR.. MAYNARD.
FIRM AND BOLD.

FIRM AND BOLD.
Nashville World: He was a man
of firm and fixed principles, and had
the courage to declare them openly
and boldly.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
THE PEER OF THE ABLEsr.

the courage to declare them openly
and boldly.
THE PEER OF THE ABLEsT.
Athens Post: He was man of ex-
traordinary ability and large attain
ments, the peer of the ablest men of
his day, who maintained his integrity
and honesty during his long career
of public service, and dies with clean
palms.
SCHOLARLY AND FORCIBLE.
New York Evening Post: Mr..
Maynard was a scholarly gentleman,
a speaker of great force, and was
very popular in his State. Had he
lived, he would probably have been
the Republican candidate for United
States Senator.
ALWAYS FAITHFUL.
Bristol Courier: He had occu-
pied many positions of honor and
trust, and was never charged with
being unfaithful in any.
NO BLOT ON HIS CHARACTER
Cleveland Herald: No man was
better and more favorably known in,
Tennessee than he. He has lived
the life of a Christian as well as
politician, and goes down to the
grave without a blot on his charac>
ter.
AN INTELLECTUAL GIANT.
Nashville American Throughout
his official career he was a recognized
force in the politics of this State.
When the old Wing party was in the
vigor of its youth, he was a giant in
those days in intellect as well as in
stature, and in later years, the foremost
of the leaders of the Republican party
of Tennessee. The majority of the
people Of Tennessee for years past diff
cred with Mr.. Maynard politically, but
ever ready to pay homage to intellect
and genuine ability, his political ad-
versaries recognized in him foeman
worthy of their steel, and, if he did
not succeed in changing the popular
convictions, his calmness and dignity
of demeanor commanded the popular
respect In his death the State sus-
tains the loss of distinguished citi>
zen, and his party the loss of a leader
and counsellor whose place will not
soon be supplied.
NEVER ASSAILED.
Memphis Ledger: His moral char
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06

ALLUD1Na to the position Of the
Tennessee Republicans, the New
York Tribune says:
The Republicans of Tennessee have
proved tbeir right to wear the party
name. The State Convention last
week took strong ground in favor of
the honest payment of the debt of
the State and refused to indorse any
compromise. The offer of the bond
holders to accept sc cents ON the dol
lar was declared to be wholly voluntas
ry on their part. The repudiating
delegates from Shelby County were
refused seats in the convention
Governor Hawkins was renominated
by acclamation. AS the Knoxville
Chronicle says: "The party goes for
ward and takes back nothing 1t
has inscribed State Credit upon it's
banner, and upon that it goes into
the contest for honesty and justice.
If it wins, it wins gloriously; but if
defeated, it will be defeat over
which we can take more pride than
from victory obtained through sacri~
fee of principle. We enter upon the
canvass full of hope, believing that
whatever the opposition may do,
truth and righteousness will prevail
in the end"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
North Carolina Division.
Euoxvs,Ie and Augusta Ra,iroa.

Rosersvii.e and JsRtrson RaIrsad
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
AND DEPARTunE OF
TRAINS.

East Tennessee, Virginia & Georgia
Razsraad.
OFFICE MASTER OF TRANSPORTATION,
Knoxville. Tenn, Jan. %, 1852.
Traits West Da
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
The two harmonious Nashville

The two harmonious Nashville
morning dailies, the World and Amer
lean, are very earnest apparently, very
noisy certainly and very dogmatic in
rendering advice to the Legislature
now in session. It is evidently the
opinion of the able editors of these
journals that the Legislature is a
useless appendsge any way. II the
Legislature were abolished and the
management of public affairs turned
over to these gentlemen, they would
make no mistakes. They know sll
about what tue people want and
what they ought to have. IF their
advice could be taken at all times
and acted upon, vexed questions
would be easily settled. What a
grand thing it is for the State to
have the services of two such infal>
lible journals, and what pity it is
that the Legislature and the people
are too pig-headed to take their adj
vice without question.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-05-06
SEEK

health and avoid sickness.
Instead of feeling tired and
worn out, instead of aches
and pains, wouldn't you
rather feel fresh and strong7
You can continue feeling
miserable and good for no.
thing, and no one but your
self can find fault, but if you
are tired of that kind oflife,
you can change it if you
choose.
Howl By getting one
bottle of Brown IRON BIr-
TIERS, and taking it regularly
according to directions.