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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21
CHILDREN'S DROLL SAYINGS.

Children's remarks are at times
even more entertaining than their
comical queries. One of two chill
dren who were amusing themselves
by coloring pictures, suddenly ex-
claimed: ''Well, how stupid of you
to paint that COW blue p ssOh, it's
blue with the cold," quickly observ-
ed the other. ''Don't you see it is
winter, and the poor thing is most
frozen p A little girl on being told
something which greatly amused her,
vowed that "she would remember it
the whole of her life, and when she
forgot it she would write it down"
A canary had begun to twitter a lit
tie after moulting, but was unable
to sing its entire tune. A little four
year old, after listening to one of
the birds vain attempts to master
his tune, said very composedly !:
"Mamma, birdie forgot the other
half of the verse; Canaries bring
to mind their enemies, the cats. A
gentleman had cat which had five
kittens. On ordering three of them
to be drowned, his little boy said,
Spa, do not drown them in cold wa
ter. Warm it first they may catch
cold" The following remark of a
little girl shows an opinion of her eld-
ers the reverse of fattering. go
dear!' she exclaimed to her doll, II
do wish you would sit still. I never
saw such an uneasy thing in all my
life. Why don't you act like grown
folks, and be still and stupid for a
while" In contrast to this was a
delicate compliment paid to his moth
er. The family were discussing at
the supper table the qualities that go
to make up the good wife. Nobody
thought the little fellow had been lis
tening or could understand the talk,
until he leaned over the table and
said, "Mamma, when / get big
enough, I'm going to marry a lady
just like you.''
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21

The WOoley Plow, made by US, is as made by Mr..
Vooley. not the improved (Which every one says was
ot an improAement. but the old pillow Just as he
nade It, only we make it better by grinding the mold
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21
CEPHALINti
Hair Work!

Switches, Curls ,Puffs and rizzes made to orderin
a neat and workmanlike manner. Also Gents
Guard Chains and variety of Hair Flowers, single
Orformedin wreath Give me q CALL All orders
by mail promptly attended to.
mrs.. N SMITH, Park St. Barton vt.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21
Sumner
Complaints

At this season, various diseases of the
bowels are prevalent and many lires are
lost through lack of knowledge of safe
and sure remedy. PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER is sure cure for Diarrhea, Dys-
entery, Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Summer
Complaint, ETC., and is perfectly safe.
Read the following:
prnnv b, Bas1PSn 1 DC N Y. March 2, 1881.
sn'tant relief for cramp and pain in the stomach.
JOSEPH BURDLTT.
The rer,y best medicine know of for dysentery,
cholera morbus, and cramps in the stomach. Have
used Tor years. and 1t is sure cure every time
Mo1NGoxA, Iowa, March Il, 1881.
have used your PAIN KILLER in severe cases of
Gramp colo and cholera morbug, and it gave almost
Instant renef oARSrsv1rrr T. f FAh9 ~ Eli
=, For twenty years have used your PAIN KILLER
IN my family Have used it many times for bowel
u.ron.a, D., sSAAoo, NE, Jan; =. ISL:
years, It is sqfe, sure, and reliable. No mother
should allow it to be out of the family
ONEIDA, N Y, Feb Is, 1881.
aWays eeg pe Hs It oyer thirty years ago and it
to go to bed without a bottle in the house
coNwArBono, s. g. - Feb S s9 3, ISL:
T., Nearly every family in this section keeps bottle
IN the mouse. rs co,,s--, ID DR. Z. MORTON.
~. ..
CREFELD, RHENIsH PRUSSIA. Feb. 8, 1881.
Ihaye known PERRY DAVIS Pam KILLER almost
from the day it was introduced and after years of
observation and use 1 regard its presence in my
household as an Indispensable necessity.
l. s. POTTER, u. s. Consul.
BURTON ON-TRENT. ENG.
I had been several days suffering severely from
diarrhoea, accompanied with intense pain, when 1
tried your PAIN KILLER, and found almost instant
relief. II. j. NooSE-
q MONTAGUE ST, LONDON, ENG.
During residence of twenty three years in India,
have given it in many cases of diarrhoea, dyson
terry and cholera, and never knew it to fail to give
relief. T. CL.ARIDGE-
No family can safely be without this
Invaluable remedy. Its price brings it
within the reach of all.
For sale by all druggists at 25c, SOC.
and $1.00 per bottle.
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors.
Providence, r. I.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21
A CHILD's PRAYER ANSWERED

A CHILD's PRAYER ANSWERED. -
An evangelist of to-day tells that,
after one of his meetings, he observ-
ed that little girl kept her seat af-
ter all others had left. Thinking
that the child was asleep he stepped
forward to awaken her, but found
she was praying that God would send
her drunken father to that meeting
house that very night, there to be
converted. The evangelist waited,
and soon man came rushing in from
the street and knelt tremblingly at
the child's side. He had been
brought thither by sudden impulse,
which he could not resist, and then
and there he found Christ. The
child faith was honored in the con-
version of her Observation-Disclosures.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21

PROGRESS OF CHRISTIANITY an
upper room were gathered on the
first Whit Sunday a few Hebrew
working men-pOor, despised CALI
leans, without money or friends or
learning. These men founded an
empire such as that of Alexander
the Great or that of Augustus could
not equal in extent. That spiritual
empire has lasted over 1900 years,
and gives no real signs of decay.
1t is and has been a power in the
world. 1t has spread to lands and
realms where neither Macedonian
phalanx nor Roman legions ever trod,
of which the philosophers and poets
of Greece and Rome never dreamt.
Dynastics, empires, languages even,
have passed away, and yet the work
of these twelve men is as vigorous as
ever. Was it really their work ?
Could they have done all this? Or
were they but the tools in the hands
of the Divine Artifcer, who used
them for His Divine ends? They
themselves suggest the solution of
the tremendous problem, and it at
the very least is the most probable
mode of explaining it. Not the
twelve apostles, but the Holy Spirit,
by the twelve apostles did this
Church Times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21

Hand shaking is a power. The
politician employs it with effect to
win votes. The DEVILS recruiting
officers make free and constant use
of it. The church only is charry in
its employment. In the heartiness
of their greetings, the saloons try to
make it appear that the churches are
cold, and have no cordial welcome
for those who happen to drop into
their meetings. The result is that
the saloons have gained and the
churches lost, many promising,
warm-hearted, socially inclined young
man. A warm grasp of the hand
might have retained them. The cor
dial feeling IS in the churches. There
is more real warmth in them than in
the saloons, but the members have
not been trained to show it. Let it
be manifested. Organize hand
shaking brigade if necessary-of ev-
cry member of the church. Stop af-
ter the prayer meeting little for
practice-don't shoot for the door as
if you were glad to get out of such a
place. But don't shake hands as a
mere formality-put your heart into
it.-Sundays' School Times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21

THE "PRACTICAL" DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POETRY
AND PHILosoPHY.-It sounds very poetic to say
"mans inhumanity to man makes countless thous-
ands MOURN" but why not apply the principle to the
practical side of the subject and render the quotation
thus: ''Swayne's Ointment on account of stopping
the itching caused by the piles has made countless
thousands well and happy" There would be sound
logic in this but poets cheerful, are they?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21
A BRAVE LADY.
She Endures the Pain of Il severe surgical
Operation Without Taking ChIerefor,a,
From the Cou7ier)

Mrs. Schoonnlaker. of Greek Locks Ulster Co. n
Y had the misfortune to entirely lose the sight of one
of her eyes, through accident, and endured painful
niammatory action therein for two long years; the
other eye finally becoming sympathctically affected
her general health seriously suffering; indeed she
was mere wreck, walking skeleton. In this terri
BILE strait she consulted Dr. David Kennedy OF Rom
dout N " who told her at once that the injured eve
must be removed. She quietly but firmly said: "Al
right Doctor, but don't give me chloroform Let my
husband sit by my side during the operation and will
neither cry out stir" The work was DONE and .he
poor woman kept her word. Talk of sodiery courage
This showed greater pluck than it takes to face hun
dred guns. To restore her general health and give
tone and strength to the SYSTEM Dr. Kennedy then
gave the "Favorite Remedy" which cleansed the
blood and impaired new life to the long suffering
woman. She rapidly gained health and strength, and
is now well. The "Favorite Remedy" is priceless
blessing to women. No family should be without it,
Your druggist has it. If not send to Dr. David Ken
nedy, Roadout, New York. o36
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21

greenness and country air will do for
her. She's going to furnish a series
of flower sketches for Young Days.
You didn't see this, she says"
And he showed Cliff the pussy-wil-
lows.
And, by the way. must pay you
something in advance-to seal the
bargain, you know
And he put into Bertha's hand
another bill.
So Cliff had his new suit. And |
don't know which was happier, Ber-
tina or Clif.-Christian Register.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21

We take pleasure in inviting the people of Orleans
County to call at our
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
The Bad ard Worthless.

are never initiated or oOTnteTJetted- This Is
especially true of family medicine, and it Is
positive proof that the remedy initiated is OF the
highest value. Az soon as II had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Hop Bltters
was the purest, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many limitations sprung up
and began TO steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country had expressed the
merits Of II. b., and in every way trying to In
duce suffering invaids TO use their stuff instead,
expecting to make money on the credit and good
name of ii. b. Many others started nostrums
put up in similar style to II. B., with varlousy
devised names in which the word HOP" or
"Hops" were used In n way to induce people
to believe they were the same as Hop Biuers-
All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name IS, and especially those
with tAe word Hop or "Hops" in their name
or in any way connected with them or their name,
are limitations or counterfeits Beware OF them.
Touch none of them Use nothing but genuine
Hop B!tters, with bunch or cluster OF green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing else.
Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing
In limitations or coUnterfets.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

*DR. s. B. BRITAIN says: GAS rule
physicians do not by their professional
methods build up the female constitution,
while they seldom cure the diseases tC
which 1t is always liable in our variable
climate and under our imperfect civIliza-
ton. Special remedies are often required
to restore organic harmony and strengthen
the enfeebled powers Of womanhood; ant
for most OF these we are indebted to per
sons outside of the medical profession.
Among the very best of these remedies
ass.gn @ prominent place to Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

IT'was in horse car. She had been
away for several months and the child.
rem had gone to the depot to meet her.
They chatted away merrily while she
patted their little heads and smiled in
terestedly. "How's Mary2" she in
quired while they both stopped for
breath. "Oh she's ell. She's taking
her music lessons right along" "And
Harry?" "He's going to school. Star
ted last week" 'And papa ?" Hes
well, too. He's having a bully time.
He said he didn't care if you didn't come
back for year." The passengers
roared. Grabbing the children with
both hands she rushed for the door
with an Ill-get-even-with- -him-for-this
expression on her face. Heaven help
himi
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
IsaPosItlve Cure


fer NIL those Painful COnuplnIRtg and WeRIrneSsss
socOmmOn 10 our best female population.
ID will cure entirely the worst form OF Female Com
plants all ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulcera
ton, Falling and DIsplneements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness aud 10 particularly adapted TO the
Change OF life
It will dissolve and eHpel tumors from the uterus in
early stage OF development The tendency to can
there checked very speedily by It's
IT faintness atuleney destroys all craving
for stlIBants and relieves weakness OF the stomach
1t Dloating. Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, slsspeSsneSs, Depression and Indi
gestion.
That feeling OF bearing down, causing pain, weight
and baekAehs 10 always permanently cured by itS
IL will at all tmes and under all circumstances act I'm
harmony with the laws that govern the female Syste
For the OF Kidney Complaints OF either this
Compound 10 unsurpassed.
LYDIA NJ. PINKHAM'B VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared @t 2SS and SS5 Western AyeIsue
Lynn Mass Price o. Six bottlssfor 96 Sent by mail
in the form OF pills. also the form OF loEenges
receipt Of price, 81 per boz for either MrH Pinkham
freely all letters OF inquiry Send for pAmph
let Address az above Mention this Paper.
No family should be without LYDIA Z. PINKHAN'B
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bniouansss
and torpadity OF thu liver. IS cents per box
RGr Sold by all DruERists. -6a
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

Thousands upon thousands OF bottles OF
Carboline, deodorized extract OF petro-
leum, have been sold, and from all over
the land comes one universal cry, Gar
boline, as now improved aud perfected, is
the best hair restUrer ever used" Sold
by all druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

A BADGERED mans revenge: A story
is told of cool Bostonian when under
going savage cross-examination.
General Butler had badgered him uD-
mercifully. and finally said, with q mix
ture of solemnity and ferceness: "Can
you look me IN the eye and repeat that2"
The witness looked at him a moment
and asked quietly, (Which eye?"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

CRCUMvENTING the thing: This girl,
once said an old Western doctor, "ha:
got the smallpox. l amt up on tha
disease, but you jest give her this med
icine, 1t will throw her into fits, and
then you send for me; I'm hi on fits.
Republicans talk as if they thought
their party leaders were trying simllal
experiment with the party this year.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

HE length of time that cow goes dry
has quite as much to do with her value as
a mixer as her butter product per week.
Going dry tor long period is matter of
habit, and if q young helfer is not MIXED
until pretty n, ariy her time for calving, her
value as a cow will be greatly lessened
thereafter? After drying up once for or
four months before calving, it Is very diff
cult to get cow to give paying amount
tine.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
A MEMBER of the genus bore who me-

A MEMBER of the genus bore who met
n journalistic friend the other day in
qulred, "How can get up to see you?'
'Oh, it's way up under the roof; you
can't get there" "But amt there sn
elevator ?" demanded the would-be Wis
1tor. "No; no elevator no stairs; no
way to get there. The only way to get
up is by climbing knotted rope, hand
over hand"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

WHAT there is in a name: He bowed
to her across the table, amirked, washed
his hands In invisible soap and water,
and said: "Oxcuse me, I dink l haf med
you at Saratogas dis summers-my name
is Moses" 81 cannot recall your face, /"
she airily answered, but your name is
quite familiar"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

after recent violent storm on the Ee-
glish coast quantity of saline matter was
observed on windows at distance inland.
The deposit is believed to have been made
by ocean spray, which in this case must
have been blown by the wind at least SIX
tv n,Ilea
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
Gratitude Inexnreaaihle.

PATTERSON, N. j., May 13. 1881.
III. II. WARNER & Co.. Sirs-I cannot
use language expressive enough to convey
my appreciation OF the value Of your Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure In all diseases OF
the kidneys, liver and urinary organs. l
never lose an opportunity to recommend
1t highly. VIM. RADoLIFF.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

81 HATE to see woman with rings in
her ears" exclaimed the good deacon ;
''they amt natural; if it was intended
for women to wear them, she would have
been born with holes in her ears. The
first woman didn't wear earrings, I'll
be bound u
"No," remarked the quiet little man
in the corner, "nor anything else
The discussion was brought to an
abrupt close and the house adjourned
without delay.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
In honor of Humboldt: "Nhose sta

In honor of Humboldt: "Nhose stat
ne is that ?" asked a member of the
New York Judiciary of his companion,
as they were riding through the park
one Sunday last summer. "Why, that 8
Humboldt" replied the other. "What
in thunder did they want to give Helm
bold statue for ?" said the Judge.
"He never did nothing but invent
buchu."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
Rupture Cured.

PHoENIxvILLE, Pa, August ooh, 1882.
DR. J. B. MAYER, S31 Arch Street. Phi
ladelphia. Dear Sir:-l have been rup
tured very badly, it gave me a great deal
of trouble and very severe pain, so that ]
was confined to my bed. received your
treatment tor rupture in December, 1880,
aud the following March 1881 left my
support off and feel sound to day.
Yours truly. 4. B. RUsSITER
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

PROGRESS of science: An English
chemist analyzed a red stocking and got
out of it twenty-five grains of tin. We
shouldn't think he got enough to pay
for his trouble-and yet he couldn't ex-
pect to find a gold mine in one red
stocking. A pair OF red stockings, hoY-
ever, frequently contain som thing that
gold mine couldn't buy.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

HICKORY NUT MACARooNs.-Tak the
meats and pound fine, add any spice
you please, make frosting as for cake,
and stir thick with the meats and spice.
Flour the hands and make the mixture
into balls the size of hickory-nuts.
Place on buttered tins (allow room to
spread), and bake in a quick oven.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

NEwTowN, PA, Sept, Doth 1882.
DR. J. B. MAYER, Dear hir:-I will
state to you that am all right, and have
not worn the support since the S'h of July,
aud since then have been hard at work on
a farm. There is no pain Or soreness a)ou.
me nor has there been since.
Yours Respectfully,
G l.. SHwARrZ.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
BAY Cry. MIon.. Feb. 8. 1880.

think it my duty to send you a recon-
mend for the benefit of any person wishing
to know whether Hop BItters are good or
not. know they are good for general de-
billty and indigestion; strengthen the ner-
vous system and make new life. | recon-
mend my patients 10 use them.
DR.. A, PRATT.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

g. G. SHAYNE, 103 Prince street, New
York, the we'll known wholesale manufac-
turer OF sealskin sacks, dolmans and fur
lined circulars offers goods at retail.
This affords a splendid opportunity to
order direct from headquarters, and save
the profits Of the middlemen. Ladies are
sure of getting reliable furs, and fully
twenty. five per cent. cheaper than retail
ers' prices.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

"ANYBoDY called this morning ?"
asked the editor of a country paper of
his assistant, whom he net on the
stairs. Eyes, our subscribers are up
stairs" "What all of emp" "Yes,
they're all there" "What did you do.
then We've only got two chairs.
"Oh, borrowed Ole next door"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

MRS PERCY YERGER is a good woman,
bat she is not well posted about church
festivals, and she is not as refined as
she might be. The Episcopal clergy
man happening to remark in her pres
ice that it would soon be Advent, she
said: ''Then we will all have to mortify
ourselves again, but L don't mind it a
bit. Last Advent l saved enough out
of butchers meat for the servants table
to get me $75 cloak to 60 to church
in."
"That was Lent, madame"
"No, it wasn't lent Three or four of
the neighbors' wives wanted me to lend
them that cloak, but l told them it
wasn't mine, and lied out of it that way" 4"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
AGRICULTURE,

AN EXCELLENT FERTILl ZRR. A German
farmer once told the writer that every year
he prepared heap of manure which, when
applied to his SOIL made 1t produce mar
velous yields. His mode OF preparing 1t
was as follows, TO use his own language;
81 have but one horse, one cow and about
two dozen fowls. save every particle of
their droppings and place them under a
shed which has cemented floor; upon this
/ spread layer of forest mold, and in or
der 10 preserve the ammonia In 1t l cover
the dung with another of mold, taken from
the woods close TO my house. / continue
this system Of layering each time the sta
BILE, cow and hen houses are cleaned out.
also save the urine of the animals and
that flom my house, and pour it upon the
heap sometimes. also add small guam
tity of litter from the stable, and, when
not TO busy to collect them, lot of leaves,
BY attending to the heap in person, and
seeing that all the manure is rightly saved
/ find on hand by the early spring large
quantity of the richest fertilizer have
ever used, During the few winter mouths
1t has thoroughly rotted, and, when need
cd to spread upon my garden, 1t resembles
heap of ashes, so completely is it pulver-
lied. Ny garden consists of five acres Of
ground, which receives this valuable ma
nure. On farm where twenty or thirty
hortes, mules and cattle are kept, and a
flock Of sheep and a fair number OF fowls,
besides their combined dropplngs,lf II treated
as above, enough CT this excellent fertilizer
could be saved each year to thoroughly
manure fifteen or twenty acres OF land and
no farmer should be at q loss to have what
manure he requires, for this is the founda-
ton of successful farming.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07

Young men or middle aged ones. suffer-
ing from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses should send three stamps for
Part VII of Worlds Dispensary Dime
Series Of books. Address "World's
Dlspensary Medical Association. Buffalo
"'"t
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-07
= One mans meat is another y,

- One mans meat is another mans
poison" Kldney-Wort expels the poison
GUS humors. The first thing to do in the
spring is TO clean the house. For inter-
nal cleansing and renovating, no other
medicine is equal to Kidney Wort. La
either dry or liquid foem it cures headache,
bilious attacks constipation and deranged
kidneys.
B6s Fweuty-four beautiful colors of the
Diamond Dyes for Silk, Wool, cotton,
&c, 10 cts. A child can use with perfect
success.