The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-07-13

The young man who thinks he has
finished his education" because he
graduates from an institution Of learning,
has never begun it.
Nervous debility, the curse of the
American people, Immediately yields to
the action of Browns Iron Bitters.
Farmers complain that the law against
owls is a bad one, and should be repeal
ed-that owls kill field mice that do in
fnitely more harm than the owls do.
Plant your pitchforks under the shade
of your cherry trees, point up. Should
your neighbours boy fall from the tree
they might prevent him from striking
the ground.
A St. Louis boy drank milk without
taking the chew of tobacco out of his
mouth. The milk washed the tobacco
down his throat, and he died OF nicotine
poisoning.
H. G. Hiestand sold the Pottenger
farm south of Eaton, to F. A. Pierce of
Camden. 1t contains 252 acres. Price
paid, $4,000. F. G.. Thompson, Esq,
real estate agent.
Venus, which is now an evening star,
has for a companion the planet Mercury,
which appears in usual brilliancy, and is
above the horizon for about two hours
after sunset.
Ben Gaines resigned his Supervisor
ship and the Trustees appointed Oliver
10y in his place, who will enforce the
stock law right and left and without fear
or favor.
Another fine assortment of Louis
Cooks Buggies at Cox's stable. Call
and examine work, all of which is war
ranted. jun22-tf
1t is proposed to have a raspberry fes-
tival in the Opera House, the proceeds
to be used for the purpose of defraying
the expenses of a few of u poor citi-
zens to G~reenville, in the interest of the
Northern Railroad.
The donations for the improvement of
St. Clair Springs are being paid in now.
Mr.. Deem informs US that ofthe 81, 700
subscribed on the first books, only three
or four have ''gone back" on their sub
scriptions.
For slashing bargains in Clothing, see
the goods at JOS. Woerner's.
Our telephone exchange is about ready
for operation We hope to hear of our
business men giving the enterprise lib
eral encouragement, for the more sub
scribers there will be the more useful
will be the telephone.
Soak your cucumbers after they are
peeled and sliced for half an hour in
strong salt and wafer and then pitch
them into your swill barrel, and We'll
guarantee you against all cramps from
them.
Nothing is SO trying to the young man
of fastidious tastes as to don for the first
time this summer his white duck suit of
last season, and find that the cut of trou-
sers since that date has SO changed that
his legs look as if encased in pillow
sacks.
The Crawford House, corner of Sixth
and Walnut streets, Cincinnati, is a good
place to stop when you are in the city
Convenient to all places of interest. Lew
is Vanden, the proprietor, invites you to
come and see him when in CINCINNATI
Terms 50 per day.
Speaking of Shirts, we all wear them.
We have got to have them; you know
how it is yourself. Come around and
look at our &c., 621sc. and 75c. %unlaun-
dried Shirt, the best for the money in
the county, at Jos. Woerner's.
There will be a camp-meeting soon
opened on the Fair Grounds, the "objec-
tive point in the management" will be
"mercenary." Will the "pious" editor
of the REGISTER please attend on Sab
bath and make a note of the "amuse-
ments" free for all?
Skimmerhorn says it is a singular fact
that people who haven't n enough to
go to church on Sundays at the proper
hour, without the changing noise OF an
enormous bell, can always gather around
the ticket-wagon at a circus just as the
door is opened.
"'Avoid contradicting your wife" says
a recent writer. A very good idea, and
it would be well for wives to avoid con
tradicting their husbands, also. There
is altogether too much of this sort Of
thing going on and every married mar
knows it.
Straw Hat, hobby styles, cheap, at
Jos. Woerner's.
Eaton has so far luckily escaped a sin
gle case Of smallpox, although within
fifty miles of Cincinnati and three trains
a day from the scourged city, and if the
Board of Health will be vigilant we can
keep our good health wei the torrid sea-
son yet to come d.
The Almighty never intended that a
man should wear corsets or part his hair
in the middle; nor that a I'M should
wear trousers and hen-peck her hus-
band.-[Greenville Courier.
And Notwithstanding the intentions OF
the Almighty there are hundreds of males
and females who persist in doing both
these things.
$500 suits reduced to $1,000. $1,000
suits reduced to $7.O0-and all other in
proportion. The biggest bargains ever
offered. Come and see them, at Jos.
Woerner's.
| Every little rural drug store has a soda
water fount,
Which simply raises ructions with a fel.
lows bank account;
For he meets his girl at twilight, when
i he's coming home from biz,
And he has to sweetly ask her if shed
like to hear it fiz.
$3.50 for comfortable suit-coat, pant!