Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-05-22
ALL SORTS.

A man in crowd found elbow room quickly by |
telling neghbor that he sitting his revolver.
Physicians say it combines all the desiderata of
every errugno tonic prescribed by every school of
medicine. Browns Iron Bitters.
When man has no mind of his own, he can always |
find woman who give him piece of hers
No cheap mixture to impose on creduous human
ity is Wheat Bters, it is a most potent tonic and
recuperant Try it and be convinced.
Comets will wear their tails very long this season,
and en- train.
NEoTAR-The drink of the gods was not more de-
licious than the Homemade Beer from butchers Ex
of Roots. Any person prepare it and all can
afford to use it.
An advertisement in western paper says: "Lost-
Two cows one of them is a bull"
Healys Vegetable Tonic Pills alay and prevent
chdbed fevers and severe afterpains See ADVERTISE
ment in another column.
Cephaline will prevent convulnions in infants while
teethng.
When a doctor cures you for nothing he is one of
Natures no-bill-men.
CANT GET IT-Diabetes Brght's disease, kidney,
urinary liver complaints cannot be contracted by
you or your family Hop Bitters used and if
already have any of these diseases Hop Bters is the
only medicine that will positively you. Don't
forget this, and don't get pulled up stuff that
will only harm you.
Always judge man by his depth-instead of his
length.
CoNsUMPTIoN.-To prevent night sweats, to ease
the cough and arrest emacation and Decline other
form of malt or medicine can possibly equal Malt
Bitters This original nutrient and tonic IS rich in
nourishment and strength. 1t tides the patient over
the most critical stages of the disease, dgests and
assimiates food, enrches and puries the blood. 1t
builds up the system by stimulating into new life the
entire process of digestion.
''What is this man charged with ?" asked the judge
''With whiskey, yer honor" replied the contentious
policeman.
THE D1sr1Neu1sH1N GCHARM-A delightful fragrance
of freshly gathered flowers and spices is the dstin
gushing charm of Floreston Cologne.
If you would patronize the arts, marry woman
who paints.
MONEY PoR A RAINY DAY.-"For six years my
daughter sick from kidney and other disorders.
We had used up savings DOCTORS when our
dominic advised US TO try Parkers Ginger Tonic.
Four bottles effected cure and dollars worth
has kept family well for year, have been
able to lay by money again for rainy day."-A Poor
Mans Wife.
A manufacturer advertises, 1.-THE stronges: and
cheapest bed in the market" He must mean an
onion bed.
Wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry coughs, colds,
bronchitis. whoopng cough Group. influenza con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
| chest. so cents and ST. a bottle.
1t is hard to catch mans meaning when he carries
| a running conversation.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-we will send DR.. Dyes
Celebrated ElectroVoltaic Belts and other Electric
Appliances trial for thirty days to young men and
older persons who afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and COM
plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also for
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidney
difficulties, ruptures, and many other diseases Illus
trated pamphlet sent Free Address Voltac Belt Co.,
| Marshall, Mich.
The time for young people to spoon in earnest is
when the ice cream season sets in.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debility
liver complaint, boils numors chronic diarrhoea,
nervous affections, female complaints and all diseases
originating in bad state of the blood.
1t takes more than ten mills to make cent when
the operatives are all on strike.
The most obstinate cases of catarrh and hay fever
are cured by the of Ely's Cream Balm, the only
agreeable remedy. Price SO cents.
CHRONIC CATARRH-"I have suffered for years from
chronic catarrh. Six weeks ago was induced to try
Ely's Cream Balm. Relief was instantaneous. and
continued use has resulted in an almost complete
S. NJ Greene, book-keeper, office N. Y. Caskil
& Athens Steamboat Co. Catskill N. Y. Dec 81"
We hear from many who are using Ely's Cream
Balm for catah. cold in head &c. of wonderful cures
effected and offer it to customers the best
edy for it's purposes in use. Dykeman Mott drug
; gists. Catskill, NY.
The difference between a dog and boy consists il
the fact that when the dog finds scent he doesn'
spend 1t for candy.
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Rougt
Rats" 1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs reaches
vermin, flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stinging. smartng
irritation of the urinary passages. diseased discharges
cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid b,
express, $l.25, for S.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City. NJ
: BRAIN AND NERvE.-wells' Health Remover, great
est remedy earth for impotence. leanness, sexua
debility etc. ST. at druggists. Prepaid by express
$l25 for S.. Z. s. Wells, Jersey City. ].
2 "Cant." says Emerson, sis useful to provoke com
mon sense" 1t is also useful. with apostrophe
when doubtful friend asks you to lend him S..
i RESCUED FROM DEATH.-wilam J. Coughlin, o
Somerville Mass, says: in the fall of 1876 wa
taken with bleeding of the lungs, followed by sever
: cough. lost my appetite and flesh and confines
] to my bed. In 1877 admitted to the hospital
The doctors said 1 had hole in my lung as big as
half dollar. At one time a report around that
- was dead. 1 gave up hope, but friend told me Q
DR.. William Halls Balsam for the lungs got boz
tie. when to my surprise. commenced feel better
and to-day feel better than for three years past
81 write this hoping every afflicted with diseas
ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam and
convinced that consumption be cured. can pc:
lively say it has done good than all the othe
: medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold b
e r. T. Dutton Barton. VT.