Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-02
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
Sincerity is like travelling in plain beaten road
which commonly brings sooner to his journeys
end than byways which men often lose themselves
LIVING WITNEssEs.-The hundreds of hearty, and
healthy looking men, women and children that have
been rescued from beds of PAIN sickness and well nigh
death by Parkers Ginger Tonic the best evidences
in the world of its sterling merit and worth. You will
find such in almost every community.
Silver dollars with holes in them are painfully mum.
erous, but they not half SO painfully numerous
holes without any silver dollars around them.
wistar's Basam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds.
bronchitis, whooping cough. Group. influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
Ifevery person would be half as good he expects
his neighbor to be, what heaven this world would |
be.
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for Rough
Rats 1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs, roaches
vermin, flies, ants, insects 15c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stnging, smarting
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharges
cured by Buchupaiba ST. at druggists. Prepaid by
express $I.25, for So E. s. Wells Jersey City. Nj
BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Remover, great
est remedy earth for impotence leanness, sexual
debility etc. ST. at druggists Prepaid by express,
$685. for SIS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, n J.
The phrenologist is man who cannot do his work
well unless he feels right.
ANNOYANCE AvoIDED.-Gray hairs honorable
but their premature appearance annoying. Parkers
Hair Balsam prevents the annoyance by promptly
restoring the youthful color
Eureka, Neb. has barber who can speak six differ
ent languages. But he can only speak one at a
time, he's worse than the ordinary barber.
John Beardsley, Malone, N. Y says: my wife had
been seriously afflicted for several years, with lung
complaints Nothing afforded her any relief till she
used Dr. Ira Hatchs Febrifuge Mixture. This remedy
proved timely and efectual. 1t averted that most
| fatal of all diseases consumption which We had SO
long feared. Der health seems to be completely
stored. most cheerfuy state these facts to induce
those afflicted with lung difficulties make speedy
| trial of this invaluable medicine.
| pupil in history asked the manner of death
met by Latimer, who. it will be remembered
| burned at the stake. She replied: HE died from
| over-heating himself"
! JOSH BILLINGS HEARD FROM Newport, R. L.
Aug. IL. $780, Dear Bitters-l am here trying to
breathe in all the salt air of the ocean, and having
been sufferer for than year with refractory
liver, was induced to mix Hop Biters with the sea
gale, and have found the tincture glorious result.
have been greatly helped by the Bitters, and
am not afraid to say so. Yours without struggle,
Josh Billings"
Jersey cashier: II am guilty and willing to go to
the penientiary The depostors can go TO the poor
house."
+. H. BRAKES SUFFERINGs.-F. H. Drake, ESQ.,.
Detroit, Mich suffered beyond all description from
skin disease, which appeared his hands, head and
face, and nearly destro yed his eyes, The most careful
doctorng failed to help him. and after all had failed he
used the Cuticura Resolvent blood puriher internal
ly. Cucula and Cuticura Soap he great skin curesl
externally and cured and has remained perfectly
well to this day.
You can't eat enough in week to last you a year
and you can't advertise on that plan either.
There are three prominent phases of poung WON
ans life all visbly connected: AS baby she's ugged
AS young woman she's Rugged. As wife, she's
humbugged.
RENEW Your LEAsE-There are times in ever,
ones life when energy fails and miserable feeling
comes them mistaken for laziness. Danger Turks
in these symptoms they arise from diseased organs
Parkers Ginger Tonic will restore perfect activity t.
the stomach, liver and kidneys, purify the blood ant
renew your lease of health and comfort-Advocate.
'what decoration is that you are wearing said al
Austrian sergeant to recruit. The man blushet
deeply and responded: at is the medal our cow wol
at the cattle show"
If!ou are SICK read the Kidney Wort advertisement
in another column. and it will explain to you the
tonal method of getting WELL Kidney Wort will saw
| l;lt,
known. Acting with specific energy on the kidney
and liver, it the worst diseases caused by hei
arrangement. Use it at once In dry and liquc
form. Either is equally efficient the liquid is the
easiest. hut the dryis the economical-Interior
An Albany firm recently got the following "Clinto
county, Now Is. To - Albany Father died yestel
day of information in the Bowels. Hurry along som
tripe for customers. Yours -"
Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia, general debilit
liver complaint, boils. humors chronic diarrhoof
affections. female complaints, and all disease
originating in bad state of the blood
The best medicine is Temperance. the best polio
honesty and the best acquisition wisdom.
Q SOCIETY BELLEs.-On account of its remarkabl
delicate and lasting fragrance society bellies are lou
. in their praises of Floreston Cologne.
o down to talk about new dress pattern small be
with tin horn is refuge for the weary.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send DR. Dye
n Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts and other Eectr
Appliances on trial for thirty days young men al
s. older persons who afflicted with nervous debt
lost vitality, etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and con
1t plete restoration of vigor and manhood Also fl
rheumatism. neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidne
difficulties ruptures and many other diseases. Illu
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic Belt CO
n Marshall. Mich.
e "know thyself' may be excellent sort of proven
but it's forcing pretty tough acquaintance on SON
folks.
u RESCUED FROM DEATH.-William J. Coughlin,
q Somerville Mass, says: ain the fall of 1875 WI
1t taken with bleeding of the lungs. followed by seve
cough. lost my appetite and flesh and was conhne
= to my bed In 1877 was admitted to the hospits
The doctors said had a hole in my lung as big as
half dollar. At one time report around that
- was dead. 1 gave up hope but friend told me
e DIR. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. 1 got a be
N tie, when to my surprise commenced to feel bett
he and to-day feel better than for three years past
81 write this hoping every afflicted with discs
ca ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam, and
4 convinced that consumption can be cured can pc
itively say it has done more good than all the 9th
medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold
<. F. button, Barton, VT.