Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-06-28

Il OfbOC' . OtNC6oU6tU.
a LADY came up in the steamer to
Albany, the other day, en- route for Sara
toga, with thirty trunks.
The most beautiful southern girl in
Washington this season is said to be a
daughter of ex-senator Yulee.
A PHILADELPHIA has figured up that
he will save $500 on ice cream, carriage
hire, and theater tickets this year. He
has married the girl. PhitadeLphfo
NeaUs.
The fat old Queen Isabella startled
Paris by sky-bIue satin suit and bon
net trimmed with pearls, in which she
rode and waddled on the streets the
other day.
AT one of the wedding receptions ia
New York, recently, the space between
the folding doors in the drawing-room
was filled IN by curtain composed
entirely of smilax, dotted with pink
roses.
LAST year the banjo feverraged among
fashionable ladies. This year the prCner
thing is to play the violin, and many of
the bellies of New York are learning the
accomplishment and making their homes
desolate.
GONE dollar anG natural love and af-
lection were the considerations for
which Judge Hilton, of New York, few
days ago transferred to his daughter,
Mrs. Russell, the title to beautiful resi-
dence on Thirty fourth Street, that city.
AGoNYi No; the man who has got
tangled IN moving machine doesn't
know what agony is. The person who
does is the woman who has got a secret
she is dying to tell somebody, and
doesn't know anybody she can trust with
1t.
The small boy who was sent by his
mother to invite some neighbors to tea,
was asked by the invited if his maternal
parent would expect them if it ralned,
to which he naively replied: sob, yes;
[ heard her say she wanted to have it
over WITH
The count is leaving the saloon of
charming lady friend. "Going 80 early,
my dear Count ?" CT am, madam
muslin fact, I have an engagement
that cannot be avoided. I go to regret
elsewhere not being here" Bows pro-
foundry and exit. Paris Paper.
Two "pansy exhibitions were given
recently in New York. An attractive
piece at one of the shows was a concaye
plaque of blue pansies, framed with
crimson king carnations, in a corner of
which was a knot of fringe of lily of the
valley. In the center of the plaque was
spray of pink moss rosebuds.
MEN generally use their own iudg-
ment in buying, but a woman rarely
does. Set forty rocking chairs out there
in row, mark one of them "sold," and
every woman who wants a rocking chair
will want that particular one, and won't
have any other. Some men are the same
way, but most are not.-Deroit Free
Press.
AN utterly too young married lady,
with still tooer husband, living in one
OF the fashionable homes of the day,
worked a motto with the inscription:
"God Bless Our Flat" And neighbo
to whom it was shown had the hardihood
to ask whether she referred to her resi-.
dence or her hus band. -B0ston Tram
script.
They were conrting: "What makes
the stars so dim tonight 2" she said,
softly. "Your eyes are SO much bright
er," he whispered, pressing her hand.
They are married now. 81 wonder how
many telegraph poles it would take to
reach the stars from here ?" she said,
musingly. "One, if it was long enough"
he growled. "Who don't you talk COM
mon sense 2"
If young man truly loves you he will
always be somewhat embarrassed when
with you. Ii young man is not inter-
ested in you at first sight the chances
are five to one against you. IT a fellow
continues to glance at you he is interest
ed in you: if he hastily averts his gaze
when you catch his eye, the chances are
that he's gentleman; but if, instead, he
smiles at you, you may know that he is
only masher.'
The new summer gait is called the
kangaroo glide, and can be performed
by bending the upper portion Of the body
at an angle of twenty degrees, poking
the elbows into the air on either side,
and letting the hands flop around like
the fins of a sea lion. The steps should
be long and even, and the chin slightly
elevated. It is graceful for all, but
peculiarly adapted to fat girls.-Ch6-
cago Inter- Ocean.
IT is, says Chambers journal, with
peculiar satisfaction that we find that
ladies themselves are entering the lists
as champions of an improved hygiene.
The main hope of reform lies in the idea
that the. wives and daughters of this and
other generations will educate themselves
IN the knowledge of the laws of health,
and that they will thus become enabled,
practically and sensibly, to know these
laws, and to abide by them.
A LONDON lecturer on female attire
said recently: dressed as women are,
the less exercise they take the better for
health. In fact, they are seldom fit to
stand erect or w ak block, but should
be rolledarounl> carried on a palan-
quin. Not oneFE man in 10000 has
room inside her clothes for the rise and
fall of the ribs in breathing, and there
is not one in 10000 whose vital organs
are not displaced by external pressure.
While this is so, the less exercise the
better !"