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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-14
PROVO POINTS.
Provo CITY, June 10th, 1882:
Editors Herald:

Provo CITY, June 10th, 1882.
Editors Herald:
The farmers in this vicinity have
about all they can attend to and are
rejoicing over the exceedingly fine
growing weather and the flattering
prospects of a large yield of all kinds
OF grain and vegetables. The fruit
crop does not promise so well,
though aside from peaches there
VII! be an average crop of other
varieties.
Work on the insane asylum is
progressing, and the portion of
foundation commenced b gins to
make an imposing appearance.
Situated IN a picturesque locality al
the base of the mountain on Il line
with Center street. of which 1t will
be the eastern terminus, the build
ing, when completed. will appear
to good advantage. Water is con-
veyed in pipes from Oak Springs,
high up the mountain side, and will
form fountain at the asylum of no
NEAR proportions.
We do not hear so many COM
plants Of the bad condition of our
streets as formerly. Perhaps the
regular faultfnders have been pro-
NOTED to some Of the offices made
vacant by the operation of the Ed
munds bill.
The streets may now be covered
with loose cobble rocks, and mud
holes form on every corner, and no
one thinks of calling the attention
of the city council to the facts.
These are some of the effects: the
peace and harmony resulting from
the practical working Of the Ed
munds law. Excursion and picnic
parties are becoming quite popular,
and as the weather gets warmer the
people seek the coolest places to be
found outside the city.
On the Both ultimO,it being Decor
alton day, some Of our most popular,
prominent and promising young
people went to Provo Canyon, and
claim they had most delightful
time. One of the most popular
places of resort for all classes of
people is Baum's Grove, situated
about two miles north of town. The
The Primary Association of the
Fourth Ward have been anticipat-
ing picnic there to-day. May they
have good time.
We have not heard of any prepar-
alton to celebrate the 4th of July
yet, but the abundance Of patriot
ism hereabouts will be demonstrated
in some way, unless vetoed by an
other Guiteau.
There appears to be more than the
usual number of buildings going up.
most of which are being built under
contracts by the Provo Building
Company, of which William Pax
man is superintendent, and the en-
terprisiDg contractors and builders,
H Carroll and Son. w. b.
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More Race Talk.

AS announced on Tuesday morn.
ing, when a list of the entries was
published, still others would be
made. On Tuesday three more were
received by mail. The first was an
entry to race 16, trotting, $50 class,
z. <. LETTER, of St.Francesyille Mo.
entering b. g. Prank L." pedigree
To race Is, Walker House Stake.
Matt. Allen, of San Francisco has
entered Atlantic and Duke of
Norfolk" both by Norfolk" The
entrance fee to this race is 500 with
5000 added. There are now eight
entries, making a purse of 81, 400,
OF which the first horse will receive
$1,000.
To race l, Club stake running. for
3-year-olds, Matt Allen, of San
Francisco, has entered 'fAtlantic."
Last night racewas made between
"Euchre" and Ben Anderson" half
mile dash. for $500 side, to come off
on Saturday. "Euchre" is Mr.. Travis
horse, ben Anderson" Mr.. Holly's.
The race between maggie C" and
Lulu" has been deferred till Satur-
day.
There is talk of offering a purse
for race between Billy Davis, -
"COuntryman' and another horse.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-14
Emporium Cook Stoves
For Hard or Soft Coal or Wood.

Nickel Knobs Nickel Panels Shelf Patent Antitrust and
perfect Combustion Damper in front Novel ceaningout
arrangement, together with Patent Sectional Fire
Front for hard COAL and Sectional box Walls for soft
COAL Warranted not to twist burn.
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CHRONIC AGAIN.

WALLS RANCH, CLEARWATER,
May 18th, 1882.
Editors Herald:
Molasses, if not watered, runs
slow in winter; and so dc we, but
we have arrived. After leaving
Lewiston we ran into the trap the
old Winterbird-catcher set last fall,
and it sprung on US in good style.
Leaving Lewiston at 3 a. M,
driving % miles up hill before get
ting breakfast, chewing cold air
four hours, is rather fairy diet, not
good for mortals; l have tried it;
but when we did breakfast, we got a
solid meal. But, oh for the love of
your digestive organs take a
lunch for your midday meal or per-
ish. At Mt. Idaho we found a good
natured, smilig landlord to look @ftel
US. Good Accommodations. Mr.. Brown
is ever attentive to his guests.
The town is nestled down in a
beautiful little nook; neat houses
mostly well painted; population
about 800. It is the county seat Of
Idaho county. 1t is now but the
fossil of what it was 10 years ago,
in the days when the miners used
coarse gold for shot; but those days
are past and gone, and the people
have settled down to good work,
farming and stock raising. Raising
hogs for miners, of which Cinnamon
are the majority, is one of the
richest crops they can 1aise, for
which a good price awaits the har.
vest. The prairie is rolling, and
there are some good ranches. Out
side of the Indian reservation they
have the greater portion Of the best
land, from the Mountain house to
the Clearwater. Some are trying
to farm a little.
It seems as though a disease had
broke sout amongst a certain
class Of miners to adulterate the
the pure Indian blood by crossing ii
in marriage. Quite number have
sworn to love, honor and obey the
dusky maidens of the forest during
the last few years. to the disgust OF
the majority of the miners, who look
on them as unworthy the name OF
Whitemen.
Mr.. t. Wall keeps the ranch bear
ing his name. He is an old '49er-S
good type of the hardy pioneers who
have had courage enough to face the
dangers Of mountain life, Indians
and stories included. lie was I
member Of the Texas Rangers many
years ago, so well known in years
gone by. He is a solid old man yet
his clothes cover zone big heart.
| His ranch is one of the best in tht
county. During the Nez Perces wal
he was victim to their depreda
tons. They ran him off first, burnt
his houses, sheds and whatever they
could get, packed up his years pro
visions, drove that OF, and then hi'
stock. Not daunted, as soon a:
peace perched upon the tree-tops ht
built again. he is one of the many
| who suffered. People in the adjoin
ing territories and states never knew
] and meyer WillknoW what theSepeo
| pie passed through unless they have
PASSED through the same fiery ordea
1 themselves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-14

WALLS RANCH, CLEARWATER,
May 18th 1852.
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Maud S. Cook Stove!
"A New Cheap Soft Coal land Wood Cook.
LARGE OVEN AND LOW PRICE.
NEW -ALDINE

First.class Coal and Wood Parlor Cook, Mounted
l. Doors Lined, Mica Front, Anti-Cinker Crate Etc.
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These are all First-cass Goods that we can rec
ommend to the Public and Guarantee to give Salts
action.
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We are waiting for fine weather to
cross the mountains; as it will take
some time to reeHperate will start in
by closing my ramblings.
Yours, Chrome.
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CONTINENTAL HOTEL.

HM Morris; Boston; L ] Herrick,
J A Canlise; Ogden; DR.. Hawks, Evans
ton; r K Williams, Ogden; Mrs. r o
Adams, Idaho; S j Hardness, Scofeld,
Utah; w N Dusenberg, George N
Brauers. Provo; J A CORDS, Evanston;
John n Neels and wife. New York; E
] LightoD, Boston; Aaron FArr, Logan.
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.
June u. 1882.
Cliff HOUSE.

Cliff HOUSE.
J W Lewis, James Wilson, Tintic;
F @ Hand, @ S L Z r; T W Bates,
alta; o A White, San Francisco; S L
Sanders, Bingham; Logan McKeen,
Colorado; f A KiaAsch, Park City; II
Harrington, q P r r.
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WHITE HOUSE.

SAVE YOU'D BOOKS By getting
chem bound. Try ths HERAIJ
HindaxA,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-14

a Beautiful Variety OF PSO
GRAMME CARDS, suitable for tbs
S&llro0R. Rt HERAL.R OH g.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-14
WALKER HOUSE.

] LightoD, Boston; Aaron FArr, Logan.
WALKER HOUSE.
Tt Edmondsop, n 7; P Ryan, Frisco;
j Al De Witt and vile, San Francisco;
T Lingisen, Boise City: D r Frazer,
Chicago; G r Knickerbrocker, jackson,
Mich; William D Gray. Milwaukee,
Wis; E q Russell, R d Rhodes, Park
City; j W Kineley, San Francisco; L
Martin, Binghsm; T S Austin, Ger
msnis; L E Cohp, h Y; Jno Kerr, G
Mendell, New Sesland; F q Corning
N Y A P Whitney, Petaluma, Cal; E
4 BoyntOn, Ogden.
VALLEY HOUSE.
r G Kirkwood, Provo; VIM Dunr,
Cbas. Reynolds, Wisconsin,; A Hollo-
way, Cityr F Smith. w q T Co; John
Francis Gnd wife. Spanish Fork; John
Knuekey, isaac Tracy, James Patter-
son, Park City; Martin Allison, Horace
J Allison, Oanads; w P Kerr, Amer
lean Fork; s Ecof, Sandy; q A Ford,
u s. n; P II Smith. American Falls;
JOAN A West, Ogden q b Hart, D s. K
q r Z Z; Allen a Griffin and wife,
Portland, Mich; P A Barrett, Weeping
Water, Neb.
WHITE HOUSE.
@ P Dickinson, Butte, Mont; A B
johnson, Park City; L Coates, w Cor
REQ, Stockton; j K Smith. City; j 6
Mitchell, Park City; II r Williams,
Caro- Mine; F S CahiIl, San Pete; y 6
Snow, Brigham City; P Giilispief John
Marson. Tovele; F Boettcher, st. Louis;
w g T Pratt, LibertyVilIs, J A Msso- ,
iowa City; A Wilson, Freeport, r r
Herendon, Duncan City; David King,
Hayes Creek Mrs. Matthews, Shilo.
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The feeble and emaciated, suffering from
dyspepsia or indigestion in any form, are ad
yised, for the sake of their ewn bodily an
mental comfort, to try Hos letters stomac
Bitters. Ladies of the most delicate constitu
ton testify to its harmless and its restorativ
properties. PhTsicisns everywhere, disguise
with the sdulterGted liquors Of commerce
prescribe it az the safest and most reliable o
all stomachies:
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers
generally.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

Those hateful twins, constipation and bill
liousness, have a capacity for producing local
and nervous distress rivalled by but q few all
ments that vex us. Vertigo, pain in the region
Of the liver, datulence, foul breath, violent
headaches and constantly recurring indiges-
ton are among those detestable progeny. Any
or all Of these may be aggravated by neglect
or bad medicines 70 degree unsupportable
BY the veriest Spartan. They receive their
quietus with greater celebrity and thorough
ness from Hostetter's Stomach Bitters than
from any remedy known to materia mediea.
The medicine, happily, unlike some drugs, is
eminently salutary in its after effects upon
the general health. IT is also a reliable specific
for and preventive Of fevcr and ague and other
maladiee. 80 ~
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
FACTS FOB THE CURIOUS.

. r.
- Alligator fat is now used for cooking
purposes In some parts of Florida.
Two harnessed crocodiles family drew
wagon into Atlanta. s5s
Taxable valuation of the 537 churches
in Philadelphia, $16, TAO, 81.
Three thousand five hundred pounds
of whalebone, have been obtained from
one whale.
The proboscis Of the mosquito con.
sists of flexible sheath, containing siz
distinct surgical instruments. ~
The Greenland whale possesses nc
teeth in an adult state, though before
birth teeth are found in the gum
1t is said that the steam power &C.
tually in use throughout the world is
equal to Is, 800, GOO horse power.
Sir Samuel Baker says that no pet
animals are to be found among African
tribes, even where there are children.
The collector of Baltimore recently
drew a check for one cent in favor of a
New York firm, this being the amount
Of overpaid duty. V go IA
During the late storm in Indiana q
waterspout is said to have chased rail
road train, which made the best time
possible to get out of its reach and
succeeded.
The body of every spider is furnished
with four little Jumps, pierced with tiny
holes, from each of which issues sin
gle thread, and, when a thousand. OF
these from each lump are joined to-
gether they make the silk line of which
the spider cpins Its web, and which we
call spiders thread.
There is in Brazil a common pois-
onous snake, the surucucu, respecting
which the following facts are related:
The natives say that such is the antip-
athy OF the reptile to fire that they will
rush into it, scattering it with their tails
till it is extiL guished, even becoming
half roasted in the attempt.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
Time Testers and Burden Bearers

From time imlnemorial the horse has been
mans best friend But a few years back we can
all remember the comparatively little attention
paid to this most Indispensable of animals We
say comparatively little attention, for the horse
was as well groomed, and certainlyas well fed. as
now andat those great gatherings agricultural
shows-you would see the pride of the eoCnty
and Stale stables and farms assembled. But
there was conspicuous want of noble draugh,
horses, and as for speederS-well, 2;4O was the
great ultimate limit that owners in those days
desired to strive for. But now a 2:i0 animal is
esteemed fair roadster, and fine animals only
deserve the name when they can shade the first
quarterof the thirdminute. Theirs have been i'm
mense strides forward i'm the right Developments Of
'horsehesh inthe civilized countries ofthe wc-ld
as shown by the time-records OF the racers and
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
The Fastest TrottIng Horses.

Down to the close Of 1881 the records
show that there are fifteen trotters in
the United States with a record of 2:20
Annie W., Belle Brasfield, Captain
Emmons, Elaine, Frank, Little Fred,
Fleety Golddust, Mambrinos Gift, Or
ange Girl, Nancy Hackett, Humboldt,
Elite Jones, John H., Prospeio and May
Queen. Nine have made a mile in 2:l9a,
viz: Adelaide, Livingstone, Camors,
John 8. CLARK, Daisydale,, Josephus,
Flora Temple, Deck Wright, Fannie
Witherspoon. Four have done it in
2:193-Will Cody, Moose, Troubadour
and Thomas L. Young. Seven in 2:19f
-Bodine, Comet, Oroxie. Driver, Keene
J., George Palmer and Parana. Nine
in 2:19-Albemarle, Alley, Francis Al
exander. Kitty Bates, Bonesetter, Co
zette, Edwards, Graves, Wedgewood.
Nine in 2:18a-Monarch Chief, Slow Go,
Lucy, Lady Maude, Midnight. Nutwood,
Patchen, Lady Thorne and J. B. Thomas.
Nine have'a record of 2:l8-Rsd CLOUD,
Great Eastern, Edwin Forrest, Judge
Fullerton, Robert McGregor. Nettie,
Proteine, Kate Sprague, Dick Swiveller.
One a record of 2:17a, Harness; two,
Santa Claus and Edwin Thorne, 2:17t;
three, Dexter, Piedmont and Santa Claus,
2:17t; one, Gloster, AIT; two, Charlie
Ford and Occident. 2:16a; two, Darby
and American Girl. 2:16A; one, Lucille
Golddust, 2:l64; one, Hattie Woodward,
2:15i; one, Smnggler, 2:154; one, Lula,
2:15; one, Hopeful, 2;l4a; two, Gold
smith Maid and Trinket, 2:14, and one,
Rarus, 2:13t. st. Julian. crowded his
record down to 2:1lf; and finally Maud
8. takes the lead OF this long line OF
eighty.three trotters who have made
2:20 or better, with the unequaled re-
cord Of 2:104.-[Chicago Inter Ocean,
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
A Precious Stone Found in Georgia.

Tee Atlanta Constitution saws: Near
Norcross there resides an old German
geologist, who loves to live among the
peculiar specimens of mineral ard
vegetable matter which he has unearthed
and housed. He is an elderly gentle
man Of little sociability, but Of great
mental requirements. His physical en-
duranceis simply astonishing. For days
at time he wanders over the hills and
through the dales near his home, col
Letting rocks aud stones, limbs and
roots, the properties of which are IN.
known to all but himself.
The room in which his collection is,
is wonderful. In one receptacle are
ranged a number of stones whose
bright rays remind the observer of
diamonds. In the center of this room
there rests stone half the size of a hens
egg, which was picked up by the owner
months and months ago. 1t was found
byits owner one rainy afternoon. For
tnearlya week he bad -hean- ON . tranon
through the hills and dales near his
home, and weary with his ceaseless toll
ne was vending his way home when his
eyes fell upon something from which
the rays of the sun were seattle red in a
thousand directions.
With little thought of what he was
doing, the geologist stopped down and
picked up the object. It was nearly
the size of hens egg, and of an If
regular shape. It was covered in many
places with thick, heavy clay, which
was removed with great care.
1t was found to be exceedinly hard,
and whenever struck with hard sub
stance gave forth little sound. It was
almost colorless with hue and tinge Of
green. Its form was that of an octahe-
dron, but some of the faces or sides
were inclined to be convex, while the
edges were curved.
1t was subjected to acids and elkalies
without experiencing any perceptible
change.
Some friends induced him to place il
on the market, and only day or two
ago he received letter from diamond
dealer in New York offering him $46,.
900 for it.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
The CostIiest Chess Table in the World.

At the Hamilton sale, in London,
square chess table of cinque- cento
work in damascened iron was sold. The
table is inlaid with panels and car
touches of elaborate gold and silver
damascene work, and with slabs of lapis
lazuli; every part Of the column sup
porting the table is covered with arab
escue of exquisite design in gold and
silver and relieve ornaments in gilt
bronze, with figures in the round; Mi
lanese work, circa 1540, reputed to have
been presented by duke Of Milan to a
prince of Savoy, from the Soltykoff and
Debruge-D umenil collection. A great
contest occurred for this extraordinary
table between Mr.. Loewenstein and Mr..
Denison, the latter gentleman being
the purchaser at e3, 1850, about SIG, 600.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
GREATEsT DISCOVER sINCE 1402

Iaryngitis, and consumption in it's early
stages. nothing equals DR.. Pierce's "Golden
Medical Discovery. Tits also great blood
purifier and strength-restorer or tonic and
for liver complaint and costive conditions of
the bowels il has no equal. Sold by drug
eists.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
FoR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, aepression Of

foR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression Of
spirits and general debility, in their various
forms |; also as preventive against fever and
ague and other intermittent fsvers, the 'Ferro-
Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya," made by
Caswell, Hazard 8 Co., New York. and sold BY
all Druggists, is the best tonic and for
patients recovering from fever or other sick,
ness, is has no equal.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
Waterproof Hnystacks.

find that farmers encounter the
greatest difficulty in making waterproof
haystacks. Unless one makes care
full study Of this matter, with a deter
mination to succeed, he will never stack
hay SO that it will keep. 1t will pay
any farmer, who from lack OF barns or
sheds is compelled to stack his hay out
side, and who is uncertain as to his
ability to do a good job, to hire q
thgEonghly c ags stacker to do it
for him. A few practical lessons under
snch a person will enable any man of
ordinary skill and judgment to build a
symmetrical haystack.
The stack must be built from bottom
to top. A foundation of rails is the
best to begin on. i mark the corners
of the stack by setting poles straight up
about one foot outside Of where wish
TO build. These are my guides.
begin in the middle of the stack and
build il up three or four feet, tramping
down very solid. Next, lay course
down on each side and across the ends,
then FIJI the middle again, always keep.
ing il two or three feet higher than the
oiuccS duu tIdtlpcu hb bOltu hb pObSlDl6.
Never walk along the outer edge of
the stack. Do all building from as near
the middle as possible. The whole
secret of building waterproof haystack
consists in keeping the middle solid
and highest from bottom to top. and
the outside as low and light as possible.
Many farmers build a stack fiat until
they begin to top out, but such stack
will take water nine times out of ten.
Make the stack look'as though you were
topping it out from the beginning.
always allow stack of hay to settle
a day or two, before putting on the last
load. When there are indications of
rain, ! spreed over it a canvas stack
cover made for sne purpose. The last
load I pr. on when only about two.
thirds curved. It soon curves on the
top Of the stack, and settles down as
solid as board, making cover nearly
impervious to water. The stack is
raked down perfectly smooth, pieces OF
fence wire with blocks attached to the
ends thrown across it to hold the top
op, and with the exception of thin
cover, l find my hay as good and bright
the following spring as when stacked.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05
WHAT'S AAVED Is GAINED,

Workingmen viii economizs by employing
DR.. Pierce's Medicines. His PLEASANT Purga-
tive Pellets" an Golden Medical Discovery
cleanse the blood and system thus preventing
fevers and other serious diseases, and curing
all scrofulous and other humors. Sold by
druggists.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

Says the Brooklyn Eagle: Mr.. R O.
Moore, Of Messrs. Vernam & Co., "a
New street, New York, was almost
Instantly relieved by st. Jacobs Oil Of
severe pain following an stack Of
pleurisy. The remedy acted like magic.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

Aimee is coming back to America in the
fall. Her voice is not as well proportoned as
it used to be. but what is better, her ankle re-
tains all its old-time sweetness, compass and
power.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

They don't have rains out west. A cloud
just saupters up and examines a town and
then collapses right over it. Nobody escapes
but the newspaper reporters and the book
aQenta
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

Said fond husband to his wife: ''My dear,
think I'll buy you little dog" ooh, no I"
the replied, edo mott Iprefer giving you all
my affections I"
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

EDO you believe in signs % asked the shop
keeper. swell, yes, used to-" said Fogg
but since you placed in the window, selling
for less than cost have weakened consider
ably"
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

Young, middle-aged, or old men, suffering
from nervous debility or kindred affections,
should address, with two stamps, for large
treaties, WoRLD's DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AS
ISOLATION, Buffalo. New York.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-08-05

1t is said that paper can be compressed in
to substance so hard that only diamonds
can scratch it. That will be the boss paper
on which to print election tickets.