South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-03-10
south 3ranrh gatellisenter.
RoMNEY, FRIDAY, iMAncn 10, 1882.


BREvIrIEs.-UProN w. DORSEY, g
Baltimore ticket scalper, on the 2Stb
ult. got verdict OF $3.50 damages a
gainst the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
on the ground OF malicious prosecution.
Dare TO TO true. Nothing hone, /
or good can need IA lie Detroit has
= House of Correction which last year
paid profit of $4,000. =. Cherish thy
friend and temperately admonish thine
enemy Wheat in many of the fields
IN southern Georgia is hal(leg high. -.
Waste not, want not. Never throw
anything away. not even kisses. TIE
FIRST nails ever cut in Alabama were
turned out at tie Birmingham nails
mills last week. Brains Garnet be
measured by the sizs of the head. nor
eloqnence by the extent Of the mouth.
1.-The Georgia Car Company at Car
tersville, Ga, is turning out two COM
plete cars each day..-.A play bill
dropped from the gallery of ihetVolks
Theatre, Copenhagen, took fire from
gas jet in its fall, and. alighting on a
lady's head, burned off her bonnet and
nearly all her hair before the flames
could be eXtinguishcd. AT a fair in
New York they got out paper called
Satan" A religious young lady who
got hold OF q copy promptly made
hustle OF 1t. saying: Get thee behind
me, satan -. Mcre corn is Being plan.
ted in Alabama than any year since the
war -. Here is real adventure in the
far West for boys TO read: Christian
Alison, aged u, wandered into Utah.
lie was employed awhile on a sheep
ranch. but was too snail TO 90 the ko. L.
aud was discharged. For twenty days
the poor little fellow jruAged aimlessiy
about, in bitterly cod weather, scRnliiy
clothed ami fed. One day he was found
inscDslble In g drift, with a little
-four III tin pail So his entire stock OF
provisions, and so badly frozen that, Oh
being sent ~ Salt Lake for treatment,
his fee we're $40! ulated. - There is a
story told Of fine old Cornish squire
Who only drank brandy on two coca
sions-Hhen Ee had goose for dinner
and when he had not In trial be.
fore Justice al Dodge City. Kansas.
q witness Who was being tu;lyrlgged
by cross examining lawyer called OF
the Cour; for protection. The Justice
handed him a pistol. Il havoao further
questions ssid the lawyer. En-
oEoideFcd mustard pIasters aye now re-
cognized as necessary feature OF 9-
tLotic medication - How long we may
1--WE, 10 en- important constellation !;
how we liye, be Our life long or abort, is
= mo7c ii-portan! oDa....Ihe San
Francisco GALL reports that Genera!
john Bi3we!i Las shipped 10 lhe Eas
tern States Gud Europe over ten million
pounds OF lcuit iuriug the last s.x
mOatEs lrom his orcu&tUs around CHI
e., California. Crest men often pos
seas tue samo peculiAIties General
ohernsn sad DR.. Ysry Walker 10 Il
sIo-e ani eGt onions II is said thaL
the OK Queen Of Spain buys n Ticket ia
every lottery OF which she Lcars, re-
re&tlug the prDverb, Never shut the
door against fortune ...A negro no
man OF Kansas City sdvertiscs that f
the parents Of 81 infant lately left vi Ia
her do rot j@Dsiislely claim j. sud pay
charges sic will Dispose Of it At auction.
Wish no III to otkcTa, for that very
disposition renders re the more liable
TO receive it ourselves. IAN astrolo-
ger in Nsyeds prop hesies, and bscks up
bio prediction with = wager O. an oys-
ter supper, that some mOasrch now
reiSning IN Europe viii die during the
month OF March. 80. The religious re-
yjysl ia Lcuisvil,e bss taken an excit-
ing bold on The negroes, % Of whom
we're Immersed in one evening. An
impst,eHt convert. unable 20 restrain
himself until his turn cane, threw him
SELF head foremost into The watcr....
Every round Of Sic ladder OF success i-
soaped, sud IL takes the sanls oil many
lives to give the fortunate man foot
hold wh, climbs 90 TIC top 80. Col. Bon