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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

But whom the gas was turned
,nazi o horrors how ran-
fsi For twas not John | burned A
.sr II was another man.
s. II you want to get up with tho
sun don't sit up too late with the
daughter,
1T may or may not be true that
wonders noycr cease, but taxes
surely never do. ~
The way 10 get rich Is to quit
being poor. Easy enough after you
learn how. .1
Somebody thinks time ia II lie a
mule, in that it is bolter To be a head
of it than behind.
Can any one tell us why the
Mrs. Sippi river is always spoken of
US tho lather OF waters. #=z#
An ambitious young man makes
many enemies, but ho is worth Il
ton acre lot OF sanetim0nlous tdlers.
"A school girl refused to multi.
ply l,000,eo0,000 by l,000U00, be-
cause she said it was too naughty.
"A man never looks so like a
! told by tho photographer to " look
pleasant.
A boy says In his composition
that "Onions are the vegetable that
makes you sick # you don't eat
thom yourself"
The DarwinIan theory of the
survival OF the filtest holds good m
fishing, 1t is always tho biggest
and best that got away.
-Truo bcnovoionco Fogg says
he never finishes cigar but he
thinks, Another temptation re-
moved from the young men Of
America"
--Doctor-"Well, Pat, have you
takon tho box Of pills sent you Z"
Pat --" Yes, SIR, be jabors | have !
but | don't feel any better yet ];
may be the nd hasn't como oil yet"
-"Why does lightning 50 rarely
strike in the Same place p asked Il
school teacher OF new boy IN tho
class in natural philosophy. "Oh,
because ii never needs 20, said the
boy.
No matter how good n
man may be, he will invariably get
mad when no discovers that thore is
no towel IN tho room and rs com
PEELED to wlpo his face on the bed
quilt.
-"Remember now" said an In.
dianna bride at the altar, g we havc
been separated and re married four
times, and about once more will con-
vince mo that wo can never live
happily together"
If thero is no rain for awhile
somo crops will DO ruined, aud il
there is rain crops arc bound TO be
ruined. This is gathered from a
careful summary OF great many
agricultural remarks.
"A woman, lately looking at a
printing press at work, turnod to a
companion. and IN most earnest
manner inquired " VOL, Charley,
an lhem's tho things rs wrilos the
papers. BEES them what they calls
editors?"
How well the bully is pictured
in tho following lines
How Kind has Naturo unto Buster been,
Who gaze him dreadful looks, aud daunt-
less mein
Gave tongue TO swagger eyes 70 strike dis
may,
And, kinder still, gave legs TO run away.
"A savage Illinois woman says
that for every young wife that can.
not cook thore II young husband
who will not make fires, carry ashes,
split kindling or shovel snow, and
cannot market because he docs not
know hawk from hon,
"A candidate met Uncle Nose on
Austin avenue and SAID to him
DO sure 10 come to tho ward meet.
ing tonight and bring all OF your
neighbors with you" "You kin
jes bet doy will como along with me
or | stay at homo myself. Oar
wouldn't be o chicken lcf in my
coop II was ter 90 10 dc ward
meetin and luf dem nabors at
homo.n
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

For sick headache and acid stom-
ach, Baaey's Saline ApTient will
give entire relief Sold everywhere.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

After q summer Of resl, the la
horcfs arG again Al WORK placing
10 oil tier al marble on VI hat is al.
ready one Of the talest and what Is
to he the fullest artlieiul elevation in
tho world, tile Washington Monu.
meld. It's hoiSht ut present IS 202
foot. The stones are each two foot
in perpendiealar diameter, and three
tiers can be land each week The
monument will therefore be ral-cd
about foot higher eyory LAY for
the next two months. Tho plan
is to build At least fifty additional
feet before cold weather. \ hori
zontal netting is one OIL mpor
tant features OF tho work. 1t is
made of strong rope, and is stretch
cd ont from and surrounding the
sides on tho shaft TO n distance of
nearly ten feet. 70 afford greater
security, it ~ bert slightly upward
from The horlzontai go MS to throw
backward toward the stonowork
any weight falling upoh Ia surface,
Tho net has already sayod oHe III .
aud its value as the monument roach
es still more giddy heights than
now attained Will constantly in.
crease. Apart from its chief nsefui.
aees IN atiording protection to the
masons, il helps them in their work
by taking away from them the sense
OF constant danger and the necossi.
ty of working with cautious slow
mesa AT times tho wind sweeps
over tho summit with terrific force,
/ ne Oud1o E1eud
A suspicious looking person told
a reporter of the Times a snake sto.
ry that, in our opinion lays over
anything we have over hoard. lilo
said that he was passing a lttlo
pioee of woods near his house and
heard an unusual rusthng in the
grass, and he looked and saw a
large snake in combat with ire
mendous frog, Tho snake had soiz-
cd the frog by Tho hind legs and
was swallowing it, when the frog
managed by we'll directed effort TO
get tho snakes tail in his mouth,
and proceeded to swallow the snake.
Both continued to swallow until
they had both swallowed each 9th
er and disappeared from view. Our
information says If anybody doubts
this assertion that he can show him
the piece Of woods in which the
ol cnt occurred, ..
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

IL year or iva ago, 2hen a
ynhng man iran BusGan landed in
a now town N Nebraska, he was at
once approached hy middle,uged
man, who introduced himself rs
Jun@s, and adde,l t,oing IL soltle
duwe here 2 q \ ~ think. su."
+" Sing l. man arr yalt - - fts, sir .
/" Well D. want 10 WarH yen right
here and nov about certain things.
! OWL the only church IN tuWu my
ron keeps the auly 5fal0oIr here ny
orothels OWNS thu orilt hotels and
ann engaged 10 tIl1 euly single te-
mma III thls county. Ny. commits
sion on all transactions is 10 pen
cont, cash IN advance. Come and
see me."
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07
c0NsTIgATlQM,,
TUTT'S HAIR F)YE:,

GRAY HAIR on WVIsRFRs changed 70 o Glossy
BLACK by a single application Of this DYE, Him.
pnrts q % turnl color acts tnBtantanaOusly. sold
~ nruggsts, O. sent by express on receipt OF ~
OFFICE, Us MURRAY ST., NEW YORK.
Dr.. TUTps nANULL Of SalnAhle InIosna'lon sad
Agseful nSesiDR viii bo mhued RilM 90 rppteauan'R
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

This i,the why Brick PoWproy
speaks ot hackbiang 'Relraib
your tongue from baekbilng. l4ol
lhe biting Of backs be given aver IA
bed bagO, and aoek YaQ not u emu
late and DO u verni6 Of this Kind
For as SIC baekbile others ~ viii
others hprkbfe you Bitcanythtng
but backs, Bite a hde handIej bite
tho heel on yaur boalj Into Ia knob
of yoar door keep al biRng nntI
sou can bite most 0xcelIontly wull,
ralher lhun bncl>ble your neigh.
bofs, throw yo1r'elf upon the aoors
erawl dndor the bed and bite thu dis
position OF harkbiting all out ii YOU
ltIs better tn 80 into the KIN dom
.nt heaven badly cha~ed up in tho
Effort 10 leniaYo Warts llian IL be Il
warty toad among those who are
smooth aud clean" a
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

The Mustard Plaster.
When my good maa is sick.
lie thinks tn 'seape disastee
BY having on him quick
a red hpi mustAsi pllstaf.
La sakcs | mind II we'll
What happened ttem his notion,
Twas In "a bug hotel
on soinuwhcie b. the ocean,
Where IN the lie 81 Of might
Johns grOuns sa dabuHe
Awakene q me with fright
! knew It WIS the collie.
sQuick, jane, beiufe die -
Gel ms Il mustard plaster
F The kitehen-nY, o lily =
And saye thy lord and ufasteF.'
| know not how found
The kitchen. bat returning,
Tho place scemed turned urmmd
For searse IL light was burning
sA At last | reached our rooni--
And Inhn, tie seanip. lay snuriu.
Beside him In the gloom
| crept upon the ilu,fiug.
a#Ti
e.. The plaster, how il burned.
Determined nol to waste Il,
The cover, down | TURNED
And on his stomach placed il.
"ThieYes murder came his veil
| stood lhere quite dumhieandod
All through thai efeat hotel
His ffiuht FIJI IL Kinks Ttsauinleu +
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

1t you want TO got up with tho
sun don't sit up too late with the
daughter,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

Z 1T may or may not be true that
wonders neyor cease, but taxes
surely never do.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

The way 10 get rich Is to quit
being poor. Easy enough after you
learn hoT. #l
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07


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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07
nv r. ES MT me- ES -

yours and yours identified with tho Agricultural
and Mercantile interests each dependent tho otr and by help
keep good paper promote and oreuao all othor
interests Don't tell you got city papers chpor-wo know tho
price of Thorn We running opposition tho metropolitan Papers,
but furnish County worth every cont you pay for IT,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

- The CynIc who intters himself that he's
royengmg on the world by withdrawing his
company forgots that he will be obliged to
associatc with himself
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

But when the gas was turned
Ize q horrors how ran~-
For twas not John burned a
II was another man.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-10-07

Somebody thinks time is like a
mule, in that it is bolter to be ahead
of it than behind 80
~ a8f@ ID Ea3 me- N8 -
Can any one toll us why the
Mrs. Sippi rlveris always spoken of
as tho iather OF waters. #=z#
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-12-23
The Largest, Best Cheapest.
.HIRSCHHEIMER BROS,
=CLOTHINC=
No. = North Market Square.
CANTON, OHIO.

Our stock is superb in attractiveness, style,
quality and price tc y ever before offered in
the City of Canton.
We have bought old, secondhand, worth
less stock at so cents on the dollar. Nor have
we bought our goods on long time and paid big
prices for shoddy goods, but we have bought
strictly frst-class line of genuine goods for
SPOT CASH, discounting our own bills thereby
being able to offer the citizens of Canton and
vicinity OUR OWN GOODS, that we can recon-
mendsin every sense of the word as the best
quality of goods and best made garments inthe
city. Neither do We buy old mis-ft garments
but only such garments as are made by the best
establishments in the country.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-12-23

This Saturday afternoon and evening will
offer at auction in w. B. Devices Basement,
under J. B. Brothers Hardware Store in Poyser
& Writings Block, the largest stock of Hats,
Caps, Trunks, ,Valises, Underwear, Stockings &c.
have made large purchases in Winter Goods,
expecting large trade Unreasonable weather
having been against us, and as the season is get
ting late, and we will be compelled to leave the
store room now occupy on April LIST, am de-
termined to lessen my stock and sell it regard
less of cost. Do not neglect to take advantage
of this opportunity and secure bargains
Remember the place, in w. B. Devices Base
ment, under J. B. Brothers Hardware Store
EH y nEKYEE&
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-12-23
Get Up your Clubs !
As we employ travelling agents OUT cIuD lsens an
friends will be governed by the following
TERMS FOR 1888:


DAILY PLAIN DEALER.
One year by mall postage prepaid
THsI-wEEKLY PLAIN DEALER
One yea pOstiga prepaid.
SIX months, postage prepaid ............ s'UO
Three months postage prepaid. ......... l'OO
WEEKLY PLAIN DEALER
single CODY one year, postage prepaid.
single copy. six months, postage prepaid 80. 90
Five or more copies, one year, .......... lOO
len copies OF more. postage prepaid. and extra -
copy free the getter up OF the club, each LOO
viii send a copy Of the Iri-WeeEy free 70 the person
sending a club Of twenty.
Remittances should be made by drafe express or post
once money order Postage stamps will be received for
fractions OF dollar only stamps Of larger denomi
nation than three cents not desired
Specimen copies sent free on application
Address all Orce 20
..-t = Pl.AIR DEALER PUBII5HIS9 co.
feslBd Io1 seaeeg oGast, OseFotn1d, o
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-12-23

CONTINUED oH TR1 BIx1T PAGE.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
The SOcial TO-NiSht.

The Episcopal social, for which so
many elaborate preparations have been
made, takes place at Treadway's Park
tonight. 1t is going to be the most
recherche social that has ever been
given at the Park, it being under the
supervision of the most charming young
ladies of Carson. There will he lots Of
fun, and none who attend will look back
to the event with anything but fee
ing of pleasure. The following ladies
will attend the lemonade table: Miss
Webb, Miss Mary Bray, Miss Dorsey
and Miss Clara WATSON. At the ice
cream tahaa will be found the Misses
Gates, p and Wilsey. Coffee and
sandwiches will be doled out by the
Misses Hodgkinson. Martin, DowdelI,
Luce, Friend, Spence, Todman and
Greenlaw. The floor managers will he
the Misses Mason, Dealy and Clarke.
Dancing will begin when every body is
ready.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31

OIcovich Brothers, not Wishing t.
carry large: heavy stock over thu
season, have determined to give Their
patrons Il genuine and positive redur-
ton sale. For the next 80 days W.
will sell our entire stock at 10 per cent.
blow original cost. This sale is u
forced necessity to make room for our
spring importations. Sweeping reduc-
tons in every department. a revolu
ton in the shoe trade. Note few ot
cur reductions ChiIdren's calfskin
BalmoraIs, $l.25 Il pair: misses calf
skin Btln,rilS, S:.5D Il pair; ladies'
cloth kid faced B,l'norals, Sl.25 a pair;
lad es' cloth kid faced button boots,
$50 pair; ladies', French Kid button
boots, S. Il pair; II yards good bleache;I
muslin for 81 +; Pacific papIins l2s cents
Il yard. worth %, and all ntaer good
in | roportinn. This is the best np,s,r-
tunity ever offered 10 secure genuine
bargains. Don't fail to avail your
selves of this offer.
OIGOVICH BROTHERS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
On Il Bridal TOur.

On Mon:ay last Old Uncle Bailey's
niece was married at the plank house.
On Tuesday the sole man" took the
new couple on bridal tower" in his
old wood wagon drawn by two of his
angular steeds. Night overlook them
ut Saints Rest, on the Glenbrook road.
They asked whether they could nave
Accommodations, and the pro rietor of the
the tavern said they could have all they
wanted to eat. "But how about lodg-
ings ?" inquired "de ole man." The
tavern keeper, who took in the situation,
pointing to a barn on the other side of
the road. remarked " There's the bridal
chamber over yonder." The new
couple examined it, and finding it to
their satisfaction, turned in, and the
cole man" slept that night on the soft
side of a plank in the bar room. They
left for home yesterday morning in the
best of spirits, and enjoyed the ''t,wer"
as much as if they had been to " Paree."
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
Progressive Indians =.

A considerable crowd of well dressed
Washoe Indians, conducting themselves
in quiet and civilized manner, were
observed on the streets yesterday. 1t
was learned that they were regularly
employed on wood drives, receiving
81 per day. The APPEA reporter Was
told that they were as good workers as
white men, more easily managed, and
that they save their wages. One of
these Indians sported very nice watch
and chain. They are all men whose
ages range from % to 80 years Of age.
1t was really amusing to notice with
what an air Of contempt they regarded
the Indians loating about town.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
For the Exposition.

Mr.. Ii. G. Smith, of Candelaria, ar
rived in town last evening. Mr.. Smith
is a Commissioner, in conjunction with
Mr.. George, of the eastern part Of the
State, to the Denver Exposition. He
has already collected and shipped to
Denver mineral specimens from his
section aggregating thousand pounds
The interest manifested by Mr.. Smith
to have the southern portion of Nevada
properly represented at the Exposition
is very commendable in that gentleman.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
Queer DOinSs.

Three days ago District Attorney
I,artine issued search warrant to have
a certain house in this city searched for
stolen goods, and the goods were
actually found in the possession of the
suspected person. This person, a wo-
man, was virtually arrested and de-
manded an immediate hearing. The
District Attorney declined to grant the
prisoners request, and yesterday, after
waiting for the pleasure of the prose-
rltor until he got tired of it, Judge
Cary, who was prepared from the first
to examine the defendant, discharged
the prisoner from custody, and at the
same time returned to her the goods
which are alleged to have been stolen
from neiehhor. This is rather a
queer proceeding on the part of the
District Attern"y, and one that is sus-
ccptible of some explanation. If al
legged criminals are to be turned loose
Il pon the community without an eX-
animation just because it does not suit
the convenience of the District At
torney to grant it, matters have come
to pretty pass in Carson.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
OLCOVICH BROTHERS


school Books at Cagwin 4 NOteware's
Just received a full assortment OF
school stationery and text books, con-
sis,ing of wire-hnund, n"iselesS and
book states; percilS, sponges, srhnl'r>'
companions, tickIer~, mrmor 'nc um
pads, composition and copy books,
rulers, pei,-wipers. cray"ns, ink, pens,
holders and paper, all of which parents,
guardians, teachers and pupils are re-
quested to inspect before purchasing
outfits for the ensuing term of the pub
lie schools in Carson, Empire and vi
cinity. A Stylographic pen given
away with IA quart bottle OF Caw's jet
black ink, at the News Depot, opposite
the Postotfice, Carson. au24
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
STOCKS.

$40 Ophir-3 40
220 Mexican-4 20
40 Gould & Curry 80
$40 Best & Belcher-5s
600 Savage-s0c
1850 Caiifurnia-l5c
$40 Con. Virginia-40c
1910 Chollar-2 10
1910 Potosi-S5c
22SO Hale & Norcross--l IS
IS Yellow Jacket O5
80 Crown Point-5Oc
2405 JuStice--5c
40 Alpha-l 40
20 Kentuck-40c
100 Cenfidence-if
900 Belcher-2Uc
800 Sierra Nevada So
Go Utah-3 Go
100 BulIion-l5c
4S5 Union Con.-5s
80 Alta-5Oc
$50 AndeS-75c
Go Scorpioi,-55c
500 Benton-l0c
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
WhoOp Him Up.

Il tell you the Chronicle is whoop-
ing up Adams" said an Adams Demo-
crate last evening.
"Yes, you bet" replied a Carson adj
herent. "He'll have to be hoped up
in day or SO to keep him from burst
ing with his idea of his own impOr-
tance." E...
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
A Bright Youth.

A Carson youth who has been rehears-
ing his studies of the past school term
to his mother during this vacation, was
yesterday asked to define the word
"amphibious." He replied that an
.amphiblous creature is thing that
cannet live on land and dies in the
yater.n
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31

, One OF the Enterrifea on Mr.. Adams
ED. APPEAL Il have read from
time to time the remarks in the AP-
} PEAL on Mr.. Adams. Seine Of your
views suit me and some do not. 1 can
see no good in assailing man simply
because he plays poker. There are
sraver objections to Mr.. Adams can
didacy than this. He has been a
chronic Office seeker ever since he was
old enough to vote. He ran for office
twice in California and got beat, and
once in Storey county, in this State,
and got beat. He finally secured a
place on the ticket for Lieutenant Gov
ernor when nobody in the Convention
cared particularly who got it, and has
| been demanding office Of the Demo-
cratic party ever since, drawing a fat
| salary and doing no work except an
average of thirty days in the year At
| the time the office Of State Libr lrian
Was Il part of the Lieutenant Cover
nor's duties he got relieved of the
library in some way or other and now
a man has to be paid salary for attend
ing to the library, while Adams is off
locking after his sheep and cattle in
terests. l merely mention this to H.
lustrate the point l am coming 10.
lS in nr1 IN,
fixing up ticket, and they have al
ways been political chums. The War
den Of the Prison is allowed 1925 a
month for book keeper, but Adams
and Garrard have concluded it more
economical to allow one Of the prison.
ers to keep the books for nothing,
while "a he Democrat who might like
such a billet is let out of a job When
taxed with the matter the other day
Adams pleaded that it was cone for the
sake of economy. If Adams is on the
lay why did he figure
around and get relieved of the duties of
State Librarian l have voted for
Adams twice, but have never known
him during his eight years of Office
to go down into his pocket once to help
out Democratic mass meeting or
election. He let's poor men pay for the
music, hall and lights. Every dollar
he puts out is for Adams and no one
else. l like to see man who lives off
The party do something in return and
not make poor mouth and talk about
lard times when called upon to put his
shoulder to the wheel. AS 1 said be-
ore, I have stood IN with this thing 6
or eight years and would like to see ,
he bosship of the party pass from the (
hands of Adams and Garrard, who have +
,nly used it to further their private !
ends, as if they had quit claim deed ,
% it. 1 don't object to Adams as a
,oker player. 1 wish 1 could play as
veil, but what do think is that he =
night shell out some of his easily ac- Z
Luired winnings to help occasionally a
'arty fight, even if he is not directly ,
he gamer. Yours, I
A CANAvAN DEMOCRAT. &
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
w. NJ. HOdkinS

Wishes to announce to all of his former
customers that he has removed his
glove mandatory to Santa Rosa, CAL,
where he has better facilities for man
ufacturing, and is prepared to fill all
orders promptly and at reduced rates.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31
Lots of Game.

Residents of Washoe and Carson VAL
ley, say that there is an unusual large
quantity of game this year. Ducks and
quail are SO thick that they can be
killed with clubs. A week from now
this story can be verified or contradicted.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-31

The hunters of Carson are already
making some very extravaganza prom
Uses of game to their friends. IT they
live up to them faithfully, which is
rather doubtful, the butcher shops may
as we'll close up for while.