Daily Republican., 1882-05-18
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Christfeld Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Devlled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at FuIlmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
new lot of Chamois skins. 99c. store,
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street.
4. h. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
Parker, cuppinK and lesching, No. 1o3 East
second street.
AT IL Market street you can get n Il rat.
CLASS caromel fresh every day.
Go to 1. F. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts..
for q good cigar.
1t Is q curious fact that a ancient mytboI.
ogy Hebe was q shebe-iug
Our choice Mayfowsr at W. J. KimbIe's.
Front and Madie On streets. ~
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. 7. Kim
Dies, front and Madison streets.
L. l.. Layton has removed to I'll Sp ruce at
lp9roWlrg nails and corns removed.
Morning star New Process at W. Kim.
Dies, Front and Madtso street
Fine IL K. Plain Gold kiugs STE X.
hanf s.lb East Fourth sire
Awnings awnings mads and repairs = L
tardner 3, sixth and Sh pley streets.
Earl 81 Wilson's mems and Youths, c,,lars
and cuf1s, Chrjtheld x Best, 81 Market st,
A nice assortment of children's white
dresses and ladies' wrappers at Wilson's, 4 8
Market street.
Sine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
what Is the difference between a naval
doctor and an ambassador One uses a sea
diploma and the other diplomacy.
For bargains In furniture and bedding. no
TO l.. +. Adatr's, 2o7 Market street and ses
MS goods and learn his prices.
Hyeu want nrst class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 90 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to Blake's, No. 233 Market street, to
nave your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
VI 00, a. hollands, NO. East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
What velocity must locomotive have to
pick up deaf nan walking on the track
and sling him so high that six cars pass before
he comes down.
A dozen or more lawyers are engaged In
the three million Burr will contesC In New
York IL ls the prevailing opinion that
about half the money will stick like a BUR
to the lawyers.
Emerson admired George Eliot's genius,
but never read her novels. He was therefore
capable OF writing an elaborate criticism of
them. Very few critics read tho books they
review.
The Earl Il Wilson collars and cuffs take
the lead They are Of fine quality. A large
assortment now In stock at g. S. Humphrey
b Bro, 312 Market street. A full line Of
gents furnishing goods.
Mrs. Hawies, OF London, has written a let.
ter in defense OF small waists in women. 1t
was not necessary. Every married man in
the country admire small waists in women.
young ladies in some parts of the country
have become seized with the broom.driil
MANIA" The brOom.drll nonsense will be
apt to have tendency to increase the num-
Der OF old bachelors in this country,
There is talk Of lighting the insides of per-
sons who have swallowed snakes with elec-
tricity. Persons don't "swal How snakes with
electricity unless you refer to q brand of
whisky christened electricity"
There is a great smilar rty between med.
ical practitioner and military man. They
are each in the habit OF administering balls,
employing powder. and having recourse in
the last extremity to sharp steel, and both
are equally fond OF charging.
Jean Gtndeau, of st. Anne, Quebec, was
recently choked to death while DOING in a
saloon by couple 0f his companions )ur-
ing whisky down his throat. This Is change
OF programme. 1t has been the Gu stom for
the man to pour the whlskey downshis throat
himself, a.d then go home and choke his
wife to death.
Minister Lowell was not invited to the
royal wedding, but the representative Of Iur.
key was. Minister Lowell has seen hand.
somer couples married at homo the Turkish
minister hasn't so what was treat to the |
latter would have been bore to the former |
This will probably explain why he was not |
invited. |
Mlis. Rhea, the French actress, says that |
in France mon transact as much business as |
those In this country. but they find time for |
amusements, and she wants to know why the |
men here cannot do the same. Americans |
may have quite as much time as Frelchmen,
but "time"-althOuqh 1t is called money
will not purchase reserved seat In II eatre
'Do let me have your photograph" said
dashing young LADY to gentleman who bad !
been annoying her with his attentions. The
gentleman was delighted, and in short
time the lady received the picture. She gave
1t to her servant with the question, Would
you know the orisinal If he should call ?"
The servant replied In the affirmative, 'well
WHeu He COWeS, tell Ill III tndt du engaged |
Somewhat mixed-A gentleman who had
spent half the Winter at Washington en-
deavoring to get private bill through Con-
gress, returned to the bosom of his family
sadder AQd wiser man. Shortly after hi5
arrival he was met BY a friend, who greeted
him warmly with, "Glad 10 see you home so
soon. How about your bill?" "Bill-bill ?"
said the disappointed solicitor, conf sedly,
with dim recollection Of an encounter with
the hotel keeper, ~ left 1t unpaid"
: One of the latest acts of the Common Coun-
Gil Of Albany, whose term has Just expired
was to defeat resolution providing for the
payment of q portrait OF Samuel J. Ii!den,
which had been ordered by IL former board
for tle city's portrait gallery. The Board
acted isely. 1t would have been a shame
ful piece Of extravaganza to spend the peo
ple's money for such picture when the old
mans portrait may be found in almost any
number Of Il comic weekly published during
the past six years.
TIT FOR TAT.
"tIh, wife there is zig black cat
Just underneath the bed"
She, pale, upon chair cried "Scat ~
He, laughing, said his big black hat
Was nothing much to dread.
son, husband, there's q big white horse
Out on your garden bed"