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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
Josh billings phiioSonhy.

Josh Billings Philosophy.
II man IL absolutely wize he kan 81,
along with very little gravity. Gravity il
the very best kard dull phool kan play
One crate man in the world ut time il
enuii; they are crate nuisance. II they
could be kut up into four medium ones it
would be better.
All genuine humorists are az reddy to
weep az to laif; humor and pathos gro on
the same bush.
ldea1ity IL the smoke OF an idea.
1t would be ditiikult to show q single
thing We possess that haz not cost US more
than it IL worth.
Honesty il principle, while homo,
seems more like a sentiment, often 4 very
refined sentiment, it IL true.
The ladder ov fame IL free 20 all, but tc
many it IL like klimbing Il sreas: pole, one
foot up, then slip bak three.
There amt much hypokrasy in hate; i,
is thousand times more honest than fiat
terry, but we kant alwus give good reazons
for our hate.
4 well-balanced man is not one who
parts his hair in the middle, but one who
haz level he'd and n broad heart, thai
never interfere with each others Dizziness
Honesty IL money at interest.
No great suckcess haz ever been reached
yet without martyrdom ov. sum kind.
Crate things and crate men should be
lookt at from distance; you kant see thu
spots on them then.
II you kant edukate but one, let it b.
the harte; with i wcll.edukated harte the
he'd kant git far amiss.
Habits are a hair at first, at last cable
1t is very ditiikult to define happiness o.
unhappiness, or to mcclure them in enn,
way; perhaps the best way IL to guess q
the amount and let them slide.
Haste and hurry are couple Of Va
grants emmy how, but haste IL more ov The
nature ov dispatch. Hurry will tangl'
emmy mans legs.
Hope haz no favorites, and often plays c
konfdence game with thoze she deals with
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
SKIN DISEASES CURED

81 Ds tal1:EG's Magic Ointment Cures a.
NY magic. Pnp!es, Black Heads OF Grubs, Blotch'
healthy .ad BEAUTIFUL. Aiso cures Itch, Barber.
!!ca, sat sheGn, letter, Rlngworn. Scald Head,
CaapRyi Hands, Sore Nipples. Sore Lips, DID, obs!t'
ai:e C!sa Al! Sores, &c. '...'
Skin Disease.
!: Drake E-l Cleveland, Ohio. suffered beyond
" description from skin disease which Appeared
q III Ass.', head and face, and nearly destroyed
- e!e, The mos. careful doctoring failed 10 help
IN sGd ate. all had failed he used Or. F,axierfh
tons = - :. = ''ff-''-
srhe At AID only positive cure Tor skin dis
hSseye: discovered.
'sai b! mail on receipt OF price. Fifty Cents
HENRY d co.. Sole PrOpr's.
&. fesey Street, New York City.
"a Sind, Blee!ing, Itching or liberated Piles,
NA!An's Indian Pile Ointment Is Assure cure.
. &c By mail. For sale BY Logan L Co.. drug.
~ Wheeling. del3-Eow
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
Mothers! Mothers II Mothersw

Are you disturbed at night and broken oil
your rest by sick childsui!ering and crying
with the excrrciatins pain OF cutting teeth :
IL so, 60 at once aud get bottle Of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup 1t will relieve
the poor little sufferer immedia.ely-depend
upon it; there is no mistake about it. There
is not mother on earth who has ever used
it, who will not tell you at once that it will
regulate the bowels, and give rest to the
mother, and relief and health to the child
operating like magic. 1t is perfectly safe tc
use in all cases. and pleasant to the taste, and
Is the prescription of one OF the Oldest bes,
female physicians and nurses in the United
States. Sold everywhere. % cents bottle
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
tn HAT NoSnn

Orpha NJ. Hodge, Battle Creek, Mich,
writes" ~ upset ,ea.kettle OF boiling hot
water o., my hand. LAT onceapplied Thomas
Electric Oil. and the effect was to immedi.
ately allay the pain. was cured in three
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01

We will send Dr. Dyes celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts and other electric appliances
on trial for thirty days to young men and
older persons wis are afflicted with nervous
debility, lost vitality, etc, guaranteeing
speedy relief and complete restoration Of
neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidney diff
cultics, ruptures and many other diseases
Illustrated pamphlet sent free. Address
Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich. 7TnsAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
TRusrEEs SALE OF PROPERTY

ITRuSlEE'S SALE OF PROPERTY
4 NEAR ELS! GROVE
ny virtue o! deed II trust made BY bernard
April ~, 1875 and Of n cord In ,iis oiiicr Of Tho
Clerk Of the County Court Of Ohio county, IVES,
Virginia, In Deed OF Trust look No. s. paIe s9i
SATURDAY, MAY 81, lss2,
commencing a, 10 o'clock A. ", Mt The from, door OF
me Court House oil Ohio county sel at public nuc.
lion T. the h!ghest ani b,st bidder, The following
described property t"r as much thereof ~ 1, nccts.
nv! sc 70 bS"iy s1Mmsss o. sale aud the amour, OF
mat Is 70 say: certain trnct Panel Of lind be.
ing paris q subdivisions CRnd u Of the Shepherd
e.1ste. plat OF which |, on reco,d In The Clerks
Ninina. In Iced kook No. IS, page 57S, and bound.
ed and described as follows, viz: BcrInuIur nj a
stake corner 70 Henry llcryey. $. as +. 10 solOO
The line o. femmins y. SO + q 10 po!e. i"
stake; theme. with said line \. s No T. 10 ,S.ioo
poles 70 stake: thence with sald line Il, 81 K
Is Sioo POLES to the iIal,lead line thence Oil the
McDcnali thence s. 5!i+o ". IS poles to n stake:
thence with I!ervey's lne s So v. 10 I.loo pole:
20 me place Of beginning, containing seven artts,
Two roods and twelve pcrches OF land, be the same
more rr less excepting only the reservations named
In the decd hereinafter referred To- being Tho ,.,nc
properly conveyed TO said Bernard Shnnlcy by John
Il: storsr and wifennd others by decd dated Apni
ist 1873 and OF recntd in said C1srAs olce In Decd
BOOK No 81, pnge S,9. r = : 49,
Title believed perfect. but selling rs Trustee I
shall convey only such title as is vested In me BY
TERMS or SALE-Two hundred dollars OF the pur.
chase money. and ms much more as the purchaser
may elect cash IN hand: the residue In three equal
n si, N1 Twelve and eighteen months.
notes for deferred payments sctured by deed Of
VIM. P. HUBBARD.
". Il. aALLER, Trustee
AuCti0Oeer. snrps
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Dr., frazieT'S Root Bitte|s

Frazier. Root Btlers are not a dra,r shop whisky
sTe'sse, but are strictly mealci1a! In every sense
IL "y uicn ,as I'VE, sad ens{s keep
La! Tie lungs, build up the nerves and cleanse the
a''i and system o! every iu,purity.
s@ptz.Ee>s. Rush OF Blood 10 the Head, tending
2 Apoplesy, Dyspepsia, Feves and ACue, D,opey,
f-plts And Pitches, Scrofulous Humors and
eors letter, Kin, Wo:n, White Swelling. E.ys!pc-
= Sote Eyes, and for young men suffering from
Ntak"es OF Debility caused from imp,udencc, and
sat-Acs In delicate health. Fsaziers Root Bi,iers
Et statily recommended
d. faSe.: have used tive bottles OF your Root
Bite, %, dyspepsia, Dizziness. Weakness and Kid.
rty bseA., and they did me more good than the
tctnn lad all the medicine eve. used. From the
srStse lnok began to mend. and an now in
9+r.ec health. and leei as well as ever did. coz.
de, Joa, Medicine one Of the creates, OF hlesings
NEs. II. MARTIN, Cleveland, Ohio.
s9dhT LneAn 4 Co. Bridge Corner, Wheeling,
aaao! ttrsSiSs EVERYWHERE a. 81 pc. bottle.
HENRY & CO., Sole rrop'n.,
ctrEnv s.vesey Street, New York Civ
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01

THE BEST HOMESTEAD
Is good health. There Is 10 Pill In use which so
tnlly meets the average want :, Logan & To- 4
hoAE,TEAf LIVER Fills. Forty pills In each
boz. Little flor children. larger for adults. The
cheafe.: and est pill In the market
LOGAN h CO.,
JAZZ nr,,cr!stS. Bridge Corner.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
MEDICAL

NTsl tir., spSs!hc Cures
sxPH III 7; ,;I;;i5,
rs m rElNAHT' ss sTSGE '"
:, ,.,cc, o, Mercury from shs sy.tem'
Cur. sergI; ;Sr,S IN " sTy Btood Dissa't
orpEs wnrS nor STRINGS FAN i 80,
VA, ,nsn who lived At Hot
We haze ttfs ss u cured With :. -;
vTyrVl,, Trsx.. May a. 1851. !.
latte. Oi -. y. III year. y
wehFe Lo.d Isl ~ S>ti,.ari!On. FAR minded
tv gtIrH u ,,,,1ou,lptnd II u, pohi!,e 'peelhe.
nyyyrn, Cot, May >, 1851. !.
.,,..It. IN tho highest terms oil
yer purchaser 'P'-" l.. AKistITrH.
49, Iorpy!LLs. ~, Nty u. ISL.
,,r,, Letter satisfaction than M! med
;ss A"gNs" J. 4. FLS1Sk.,
"'-' pIruvuSr. Va. MAY II, 1881.
..r,ap,Do,ly 10 u, IN Hra.d 70 me mef'
Yc1 4: He' Nv! FOLK MILLts i Co.
,,own.S, ) TO !4!l to cure ease Of
srs..A Iasl Iioi''' XII WARREN,
Perry, Ca.
,,,csn .rc gentlemen Of high stand
Iats1'V'.'S 4. il. tVLQtilr, Gov u GA.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-05-01
The ";ondon Hair Color l.estorer"
IA the most ,leliphtful article ever in.

~ THE ";london Hair Color Isestorer''
Is the most delightful article ever in =.
PRODUCED TO tie American people and
totally different from all other Hair
Restores, beingentirely free from all
Impure ingredients that render many
other articles for the hair obnoxious.
Where badness or falling OF the hair
exists, or premature grayness from
sickness or other causes, Its Use will
restore tho natural youthful color,
md cause a healthy growth, cleans.
Ing the scalp from ali Impurities dan.
druH, etc, at the same lime u pleas
Ing and lasting hair dressing, fra.
grantly perIumed, rendering the hair
soft and pliable, making 1t an iAdis.
lsnSat!c article In every toilet. Ask
your druggist for London Hair Color
l.esioreE Price IS cents bottle.
Some ten years ago my wife's hair cor
nenced falling, and got very thin and turne
gray, but after using London Hair Colo
scstorer the scalp became healthy, the hal
topped falling, the color was restored, mn,
$ now growing beautifully.-J. A. TYNE
Wilson, n. G. I... Awraw
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-15
THE RIVER PRESS.

observed, Il have heard the White Horse
tainlY is. We took 10000 dollars worth of
ore out in one day" s'Phew she must be
just old richness! Chow many men have We
got to work ?" ooh, about 300!' "Have We
though? Are the sheers going off purity
lively ?" ''Shares are selling like hot cakes,
and we have only a few left. Everybody
says the White Horse is a big investment"
"What are sheers worth to-day" Il will
sell you at ninety five though I know they will
be face value to morrow" No! You don't
really mean ninety five ?" 81 do" "Well
that's better. There's a 100 shares which
you sold my pard yesterday for twenty dol
lars. I went over to the mine, and found
nothing but q hole and a dead mule and |
told him I'd come up and get my money
back or do some shooting. I'm 'tarnal glad
to find them sheers has riz from twenty to
ninety-dve. That will give my pard his
money back, and buy me a winter outfit be-
sides. Here's the sheers and now let me see
the color of your money" "But, sir, we
---' sPass out the cash." said the old
man, as he rested at the end of bis shooter
on the edge of the counter. The Company
7 a left his revolver in his overcoat outside.
After a look round, with a bland smile he
began counting out the money; ana as he
made the exchange, he said ''Certaialy, cir
OR attest of pleasure, sir Sorry you didn't
hold them enc day more and get the full
face value
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-15
A Big Investment.

An New Yorker YVES seated IN an office in
Gunnison city one day not long ago, when .
gristly-looking old man entered and asked II
that was the place where they sold shares OF
The White Horse Silver Mine. Beng assured
that he was in the office of the company, he
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-15

4 good hotel. under the management of Mrs. Bar
rows: 4 saloon and new stable, under the MANAGE
ment of Messrs. Shields d Lund. and q co npiete
blacksmith shop, are run IN connection Win the
;nn FRANK j.. GAUGLER,
sa.1v Martinsdals, n. I.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-05-04
Terms: S2.00 Per Year.

M Vtni,or D!yht to he sa' down on
lie has half notion TO Civ. rs f;o.t
very month in the year. Well, old
man, variety is the spice of life; hAt
pray don't season it so highly. Re
member what they did to poor old
Jonah for raising such commotion
on that old fshing-scow. and how ha
embarked in the whaling business
and got left-on shore. A word to
the (weather) wise is sufficient.
We beg leave to differ with onr e.
teemeG friend Of Verndale as to the
propriety or eycusability Of his "lin-
gering' in the aGua-soaked clap Ct
Spring." Don't do it, my boz, for
you might experience moist sen:a-
tion creeping over :'ou. lou also ir-
innate that Old 10 is jealous of your
being the favored one. Why, bless
you. my son. we do not envy you III
the least. Many years ago our dea.
old grandmother peace TO her ashes!i
labored with ls with her slipper for
doing the same thing you plead guilty
to. Ga, no. we have got drier and
more secure seat (Sa!lie's fighting
weight IS 20o). and we advise Vernon
to quit f0oling away his time with
spring when there are so many good.
looking girls in Verndalc. See!
10 BOWERS.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-05-04
NewEpaDer Secrets.

There is probably no newspaper
man of experience in The country
who does not hold secrets in his
mind which, if made public. would
create sensation, but would stamp
him as unreliable, and consequently
unfit for his profession. The great
race for precedence in the publication
Of news impels him to do bis utmost
10 outstrip his contemporaries. but
higher feeling, the dictate Of honor,
keeps sacred the trusts reposed.
Frequently person would like TO
know the authorship OF certain mat
ters published. and whether l:is +
:orts are directed to ''pu,aping'' the
managing elitor Or the g,lley boy,
they are alike trutless. Every COM
posltor on peper, rs Il r.ll... k:low.
the handwriting he sets UP. but it
any other persons think they c.n
learn 1t from Am we'll, let t:l:.n try
il.-T1ic1, Telegram.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-05-04
WOCDsIDE PRAIRIE.

Seeding Ill done, weather cool, and
building fences the order of the day.
Several new settlers have located in
our town this spring.
Mr.. Isaac Turner is visiting at. his
old home in the south part Of the
State.
Dick Johnston went to Fergus Falls
Monday. His little boy is recovering
slowly: but is not able to walk vet.
Dick will build a frame house this
spring.
Frank Qunett tells me that some of
his grain is already coming up.
Henry Wright tells me he has 2
good supply Of lumber on hand, and
he intends to be able to accommodate
all who choose to patronize him. The
people are in hopes he will, so they
will know there is some certainty of
getting some lumber when they go
after it. He also says those who wish
to get logs sawed on shares can have
their lumber to take home with them
the same day they bring him the legs
Our school commenced Monday.
Miss Eva Gordon. teacher.
School in district No. 142 com
menced Monday. a young lady from
Houston county teaches. | think her
name is Pheath. She comes we'll
recommended. ISCOG.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-05-04
BEYOND THE LEAF,

May flowers have appeared.
Rather a cool greeting Miss May
extended to us on her first appearance.
Judging from the cooling breezos
which swept around us yesterday, old
Vennor must have been tanning him.
self.
The cool weather is excellent for
seeding, and the prospects are that
the wheat crop will be more than an
average one this year.
Mr.. BarWise was out prospecting
for place to locate his mill. There is
a good opening for some enterprising
lumberman north of the Red Eye, as
there is a vast quantity OF excellent
pine land in that region.
! Gray squirrels are beginning to
appear in the timber as it settles up.
Another evidence of the onward
march of civilization.
The water is fast receding in the
Leaf, the mud slowly drying UP, and
we are in hopes of being able to get
to town by wagon soon.
| Our friend Hub would like to have
love-letter. Can t some one oblige
him. 1t may be that Hub would like
| to be a hubby. We'd bet Il cookie
he will do to tie to. for if he had the
sand to give John Alcohol the shake,
he certainly has enough to rock a
cradle.
We do not profess = knowledge of
other worlds, nor do we claim to be
we'll posted in regard to our own
globe, but it strikes us that it doesn t
require a telescope to discern chat a
young couple:that will perch on top of
an eight-rail fence and remain there
till the "wee sma' hours ayant the
twal" are in love. Don't lay it to
Aurora, Verny. You know if it was
not for the companion by your side,
the ever.changing spectral flames that
| light up our northern skies would at
tract but a passing glance. You are
troubled with heart disease, but it is
not incurable. Try - dose Of "For
Better Worse, and if that don't cure
You. you can make up your mind that
nothing will. Quit your signing, and
get down to business. III. -, #.
1t is our private opinion that Ole
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Neighb0rh0od News.
PARKERS PRAIRIE.

Farmers are we'll along with their
seeding.
II. x. Carpenter has sold his farm
to T. King The fovmer will start to
Dakota next week.
hlr. G. Paddock is visiting old
friends here.
Jerry Newell, of Woodside, is down
on business.
Drowned, in a slough near the
house. a daughter Of Mr.. Pedrick, Of
the town OF Folslen. on last Saturday.
the 2Gth ult., aged about nine years.
Funera! services took place here to-
day.
May l, 1882. +
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-05-04
FROM TIE hub.

FROM TIE HUB.
The weather is cool and refreshing.
Work is improving in all things.
No sidewalks by the Good Temrlars
but we are marching on to victory,
with good timber, and no hic-o-ry.
and clothe ourselves in red: white and
blue, and to 4 straight line we can
hew. George and Nettie will remain
in the future quarter the same as the
past. Our chief is the same, and will
reclaim the fallen in the hour OF
peril. We have a new picket line,
who are honest, true and fine. We
haXe a true and noble Vice, who viii
attend to what is good and nice. Our
two secretaries are sound and keeE
the records under the influence OF
water. Oar T we all like. if it does
take our money, and we gather around
the good G as we love the mighty
waters. H'hy! Because take away
water and life would be no more.
HUB.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-05-04
Council PROCEEDINGS

WADESA, Minn., April 26. 1882.
Council met on call Of the presi-
dent. All members present.
The resignation OF G.. Northfoss as
street commissioner, was accepted,
and on motion. J. Q. Ostrander was
appointed to filled the vacancy thus
caused.
Ordinance No. l6. repeating ordi.
nances Nos. l, lO and l3. relating to
cattle running at large, was adopted.
Ordinance No. II. relating to cattle
running 1T large, was adopted
The recorder was instructed to pro-
cure the necessary books for ,hs
village.
Adjourned sine die.
G. A. COCILLAED,
Recorder.
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\. COCILLARD,
Recorder.
I CORPORATE
! SEAL.
Published May +. 1882.

Published May +. 1882
ORDINANCE no. H.
An OrdinaEce to prevent the run.
ning at large of cattle and other do
mestic animals in the village of Wa
dena.
be it ordained by the village council
of the village of Wadena:
Section /. That it shall be unlaw.
full fox any person or persons to al ow
any ca:tie. horses, mules. sheep or
swine owned by them or in their pos
session, to run st large uEon the
plated portion Of the village of Wa
dcla at any time.
See 9. 1t shall be the duty Of tho
village marshal to take up all such
animals 50 found running at large.
contrary to the provisions Of this or
dinance, and put them in the pound
provide, by the village council.
| Sec. 3. The village marshal shall
Immediately give notice of the sac
of any animals SO impounded. by
posting in three of the most pablic
places in the village. ten days before
the day of sale, written notices con-
tanning description cf the animals
to bs sold, and the time and place of
sales; al sales to be at public auction
to the highest bidder for cash.
Sec. 4. While such animals are
impounded it shall be the duty of the
village marshal to furnish them with
sufficient food, and to care for them
properly.
Sec. 5. If any person. before the
day of sale. shall furnish the marshal
with satisfactory proof of ownership
of the animals impounded and adver-
tised, Or to be advertised, the marshall
shall deliver to said person the ami
mails claimed, upon the payment to
him by such claimant, of the amount
Of seventy-tive cents for each day
that each animal has been so i'm.
pounded, which amount the marshal
shall Immediately pay over to the
village treasurer, retaining only the
expense of keeping.
Sec. 6. In case of the sale of anv
such animals, the marshal shall re-
tain the costs of keeping. and shall
Immediately pay the surplus over to
the village treasurer.
Sec. 7. This ordinance shall take
effect, and be in force, from and after
May Is, 1882. C. Fl. PEAKE,
Attest: President.
| c. A. Cor1LLARD.
tsEAL Recorder.
Passed April 20, 1882. Published
May 4. 1882
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ORDIEANIl: NO. Is.

An ordinance repeating ordinances
numbered one. ten and thirteen. OF
the village of Nadena. Minn., being
ordinances to prevent the running at
large of cattle and other domestic All
imais in the corporate limits of said
village.
BE it ordained by the village council
Of the village of Wadena:
Section J. That ordinances num-
bered l. 10 and Is be, AID the same
are, hereby repealed.
Sec. ,. This ordinance shall take
effect and be in force from and after
its passage and publication.
Passed April 26, 1882.
T.. II. PEAkE,
Attest: President.
G. \. CoU1LLARD,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1882-05-26

Mr. ]. +. Olmstead presents the following transac-
lions in real estate In the District yesterday,
ported to him by the Record, r of Deeds