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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-09-20
n AND

The st. Louis Schwabenunterstitzun-
gsverein had a picnic Monday, and the
test Of sobriety at its close was the
ability to pronounce its name without
suffering.
1t is a blessed good thing to witness
a brand new play, because there is no
danger of the idiot behind you telling
his friend what's going to happen next.
N. Y. Commercial ADV.
Nurse: GLOW like its father it is"
said the nurse Of a baby whose father
was more than seventy years of age.
Satirical Lady: Every like; bald, and
not a tooth in its head"
A prosperous Michigan baby car
riage factory had its origin in the birth
OF fifteen babies in the town in thirteen
days. A carpenter got the job of max
ing carriages for the whole number,
and from that start the business grew.
In a Deadwood church the other day
the large congregation were devoutly
kneeling in prayer, when an irreverent
joker quite audibly whispered: "Here
comes an eastern detective" In
seventeen seconds all of that congre-
CATION except the chief elder had slid
through the windows.
A wealthy old English farmer says
that he has always selected his farm
hands after putting them through a
whistling exercise. He never knew a
whistling laborer to find fault with bed
or board, complain of extra work, or
be unkind to children or cattle. lie is
thoughtful, light-hearted, economical,
and good natured.
A Philadelphia observer has dis
covered that when one dollar railway
fare is paid fifteen cents of it goes to
the stockholders, twenty cents to the
b~ondholders and sixty-ive cents toward
paying the cost of operating the road,
being chiefly distributed among work.
ingmen. This is a general compute.
ton, which does not apply to every road
but is the average for all the roads in
the country.
A French doctor has invented a new
bed for babies, the idea being to fill the
greater part of the cradle with bran
and immerse the legs and part of the
child in this nest and fastening it. TIL,
bran is supposed to have a warming
and stimulating effect. The inventot
of the system has tried it OF his owl
children, and declares that they deligh'
in their bran beds, and cry when the!
are removed from it to any other kind
The editor of the Richmond IVA.
Religious Herald thus plaintively com
plains: at is strange that a man o
brains and education will insist OF
making himself the subject of CONVEX
sation. but some of them will do it
We travelled a few days ago with one o
that kind. He would talk freely ant
with kindling enthusiasm about him
self and things pertaining to himsel
but about nothing else. While our lit
tie jokes were scarcely honored with
smile, he would shake his sides ant
laugh aloud at his own little jokes.
Twas ever thus.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-09-20
Plain Facts Plainly Spoken.

Atone time the discussion OF the secret Vice
was entire.y avoided by the profession; and
medical works OF but n few years ago would
hardly mention II.
To-day the physician Is ofa different opin-
ion; he is aware that 1t his duty-disagree-
able though IL may be-toh handle this matter
without gloves, and speak plainly about 1t ;
and Intelligent parents and guardians will
thank him for doing SO.
The results attending this destructive vice
were formerly not understood, or not proper
ly estimated; and no importance being at
tached to a subject which by Its nature does
not invite close investigation, IL was willing
The habit is generally contracted by the
young when attending school; older COM
p%anions, through their example, may be re-
through accident. The excitement once ex-
perienced the practice will be repeated again
and again, until Mt last the habit becomes
firm. and completely enslaves It's victim.
Mental and nervous Affections are usually
the primary results o. self-abuse. Among the
injurious effects may be men toned assitude,
detection. or feasibility of temper mud gem
eral deb lily: The boy seeks seclusion and
rarely Joins In the sports of his companions.
II he be a young man, he Will be little found
in company of the other sex, and is roubled
with exceeding and annoying bashfulness in
their presence. LasciYious dreams, ennis
sions and erupfions on the face, etc, are also
prominent symptoms.
II the practice is Violently persisted In,
more serious disturbances take plnce. Great
palpitations OF the heart or epilepttc convul-
sions, are experienced, and the sufferer may
fall INTO n complete state OF idiocy before,
finally. death relieves him.
10 all those engaged IN this dangerous
practice, 1 would say, nrst of all, stop II at
once make every possible effort to do so.:
but If you fail, If your nervous system IA
already too much shattered, and, conse-
quently, your will power broRen take some
nerve tonic to aid you In your effort. Having
freed YOURSELF from the habit, ] would further
counsel you to go through n regular course of
treatment, for II is n great mistake to sup
pose that any one may for some time-be 1t
ever SO little, give himselfup to this fascinat-
ing but dangerous excitement without suf-
.erfng from Some OF It's evil c-onseouences nj
some future time. The number OF young
men who are Incapacitated TO I'LL the duties
enJoined by wedlock is alarmingly large.
and in most of such cases this unfortunate
condition of things can be traced to the prac-
tlce of self-abuse, which had been abandoned
years before. Indeed, a few months practice
OF this habit Is often sufficient to induce
spermattorhua in later years, and j have
many such cases at the present day.
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Nervous Debility.
A CURE GUARANTEED.

DIR. Il. q. WEsT's Nerve and Brain Treat
ment n specific for HyHteria, Dizziness, Cox
vulsions, Nervous Headache, Mental De-
preston, Loss Of Memory, Spermatorrhna.
lmpotency, involuntary Emissions, Prema.
abuse, or ove~r-indulgence, which leads to
misery, decay and death. One box Will cure
recent cases. Each box contains one Months
treatment. One dollar "A box, or six boxes
for I'VE dollars: sent by mail prepaid on re-
ceint of prices. We guarantee six boxes To
cure any case. With each order received by
us for six boxes, accompanied with five dol
lars. we VIII send the purchaser our writ
ten guarantee 10 return the money II tho
treatment does not effect n cure. Guarantees
Issued by GEORGE w. HoYr, Druggist a7
10 81. Cheyenne, Wyo. Ter. Orders BY mail
at regular price. npdawly.
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Middle AGED Men.

There are many men of the age of 10 TO co
who are troubled with too frequent evacua-
ton of the bladder, often accompanied by n
slight smarting or burning sensation and n
weakening of the system in n manner the
patient cannot recount for. On examining
the urinary deposits a ropy sediment vii
often be found, AID so netlmes small partl.
Giles OF albumen Will appear, or the color Will
be ofskin or milkish hue, again changing to
a dark and torpid appearance. There are
many men who die OF this difficulty, ignor-
ant ofthe cause, which is the second stage OF
seminal weakness. DIR. Wagner will guar
antee n perfect cure in all such cases and n
healthy restoration of the genito-urinary
organs. Consultation free. Thorough exam
nation and advice, $500.
DIR. Wagner has had entire charge OF the
business OF said medical institute for the past
year, and has been very successful and given
entire satisfaction to thousands of patients
of his skill and ability to cure the worst
forms OF chronic diseases. The doctor will
continue to cure all who will favor him with
their patronage of his medical and surgical
Institution.
All communications should be addressed
to- DR.. Henry Wagner. postofnce box 1883,
Denver, Colorado.
The Young Mans Pocket Companion, by
DIR. Fl. Wagner. is worth Its weight In gold TO
young men. Price. sl.25 sent by mail TO
any address.
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Deserving articles are always ap-
preciated. The exceptional cleanliness
of Parker's Hair Balsam makes it pop
ular. Gray hairs are impossible with
its occasional use.
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But only crowbars loose the bulldogs grip
In the face of this decision of the Auto
crat, a Massachusetts, man boldly declar-
es that no dog, however brutal by
nature or inhamed by passion, can keep
on fighting after a handful of yellow
snuff has been thrown into his face.
The logic Of the situation, he would
say, is that after the application of
snuff the dog must Gather sneeze or
burst; no dog can sneeze and fight at
the same tine, and it is certain that no
dog can burst and fight at the same
time. The Massachusetts man speaks
with confidence, and it would be a plea.
sure to see him administer the snuff.
New York Tribune.
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A Few Reasons

Why you should try the celebrated DR.. H.
Wagner's methods ofcure:
DR.. H. Wagner Is a natural physician"
O.S. FOWLER,
THE greatest Living Phrenologist.
9. Few can excel you MS a DOCTOR
DIR. J.. SIMMS,
The Worlds Greatest Physiognomist.
,. " on are wonderfully proficient in your
knowledge OF disease and medicines"
DIR. j.. MATHEWS.
4. The afflicted find ready relief in your
presence" DIR. j. SIMNS.
8. DIR. H. Wagner Is a regular graduate
from Bellevue Hospital. New York City; has
had verv EXTENSIVE hospital practice, and Is
thoroughly pDsted on all branches of bis be-
Low ed science, especially on chronic dis
eases DRS BRoWNELL q EWING.
6."Dr. ii. Wagner has immortaliZed him
self by his wonderful discovery of specific
remedies for private and sexual diseases
Virginia City Chronicle.
7. Thousands OF invalids flock osee him -
San Francisco Chronicle.
g. The doctors long experience as n spe-
cialist should render him very successful =
Rocky Mountain News.
DR.. II. Wagner has had entire charge ofthe
Medical and Surgical Institute for the past
year heretofore known as DR.. Spinney & Co,
SiS Larimer ST., Denver. Colorado.
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Decline Of Man.

Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, In
potence, Sexual Debility, cured by
wells Health Renewer." 81. Depot
Dare 81 Collins.
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How to stop n Dog Fight.

Every appliance which a fertile i'm :
agination could suggest has been en-
ployed in the uncngenial task of sepa-
rating fighting dogs whose blood was
up. A few years ago there was a man
who went about declaring that a sudden
deluge of cold water would invariably
produce the desired result, until one
day he saw two dogs which, in the
heat of battle, were unconscious of all
about them fall off a bridge into a river
fourty feet below and, still clinched,
sink and rise, sink and rise until one
of them floated down stream dead and
the other crawled out upon the bank.
Oliver Wendell Holmes has it en- record
| that
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-09-20

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats,
mice, gophers, chipmunks, cleared out
by"Rough on Rats" 15c.
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Pain, Irritation, Retention, Incon-
Thence, Deposits, Gravel, &c., cured
by "Buchupaiba." 81. Depot Dare
&Collins.
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Special STUDENTS.
EXPENSES,

The tuition is one dollar q week. One-hali
Of the money must be paid upon entrance and
one-half at the middle Of the term. No bills
VIII be made out for less thun a half a term.
Instructions In the winter course of scien-
tifiC study Will be from ten TO twenty dollars
in each course and the expense of material
used: n deposit being required against which
charges are made, and the unused portion re-
funded.
Good board at the Club House varies little
from three dollars and a quarter n week.
Young women who assist at the Club are
allowed one dollar and a half n week for
working an hour n day and halfa day Satur-
Those who wish to board themselves can do
so and live well at a cost OF from two dollars
TO two and a half a week.
Room rent costs fifty cents. II two occupy
one room; the students furnishing their own
bedding, mel. lights and washing. cost usual
ly one dollar a week.
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THE NECESSITY
TOR
THE SPECIALIST
Dr.H.WAGNER

Has long been acknowledged. md more so at
this day than any other. The vast field of
medical science is ever increasing, and its
numerous branches are brought nearer to
perfection, and no one man can any longer
grasp them all. Hence the necessity for di-
vlding the labor. And IL Is true, beyond all
doubt, that diseases affecting the genito-url-
nary organs need special study more than
anything else, II we would understand and
know how TO treat them properly.
DIR. II. WAGNER is fully aware that there
are many physicians, and some sensible peo-
pie who Will condemn him for making this
class OF diseases a speciality, but he Is happy
10 know that, with most persons OF refine
ment and Intelligence, n more enlightened
view is being taken ofthe subject, and that
the physician who devotes himself to re-
relieving the afflicted. and saving them from
worse than death, is no less n philanthroplst
and a benefactor TO his race than the surgeon
or physician who by close application excels
In any other branch of his profession. And,
fortunately for humanity, the day is dawn
ing when the false philanthropy that con-
demned the victims OF folly or crime. like
the lepers under the Jewish law, TO die nm.
cared for. has passed away.
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Young men who do not fall behind In their
studies and who prove faithful In work, can
earn enough TO pay a large part of their ex-
penses. The work is usually farm labor in
summer. and in the woodward in winter;
wages fifteen cents an hour, Better wnges
are paid for farm labor In the long summer
vacation to those able and willing to do full
Young women will be furnished in term
time and also in vacation with some form OF
household labor, to an amount sufficient to
meet n considerable part of their expenses.
Both Young iconien and VounD men toho prope
10 be efficient helpers euH, by tlDo hours OF daily
labor, and by aeork Saturdays and vacations.
including The long Udcdtfon, earn enough 10
pay their entire expenses throughout The course
Of study.
This work Is systematically furnished by
offlceTs OF the college, and can be depended
upon by such students as prove that they can
themselves be depended upon College farm
work, dairy work, the doing of chores for
neighbors, domestic service and other forms
OF labor are offered to those who wish to earn
their way; but Incompetent persons or those
unwilling to earn what they receive, are not
employed. No work Will be given to persons
under 10 years of age, and no employment
except Mt certain hours fixed in making the
engagement. Idlers Will at once be dis
charged.
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LIST OF PRIZES.

1867 Prizes, amounting -.....-...........s2 65. 600
Applications for rates to clubs should only
Orleans.
For further Information, write clearly, Civ
ing null address. send orders by express or
Registered Letter, or Money order by Mail,
addressed only TO
NJ. A. DAUPHIN, New Orleans, La,
or M a. DAUPHIN, GOT Seventh ST., Wash
ington, D. @.
N. Borders addressed to NeD Or
leans tCiH receire prompt attention. WIS
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DIR. SPINNEY & 90.
Or DR.. H. Wagner, M. D.
MEDICAL and SURGICAL INSTITUTE,
a4s i.arimer street, Denver.

Chronic diseases of men and women sue
cessfully treated. Surgical operations Of all
kinds performed. Piles, Fistula, Naricocele,
and Hernia, cured without knife or caustic.
Diseases ofEye and Ear n speciality, by one
meinhar of this firm
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STUDENTS.

TIL whole number OF Students under the
Instruction of the college has been nearly one
thousand, including the academic work or
ganlzed and conducted by the colleges in
Utah and New Mexico. OF this number about
i've hundred have studied at Colorado
SprinEs. The roll for the years lSSl-S2 COM
prises the names OF one hundred and twenty
two pupils; OF whom nine were members of
the regular college classes thiIty-fiye were
engaged in special scientific studies, includ-
ing Metallurgy, Geology and Chemistry; one
hundred were in academic and preparatory
classes.
CALENDAR-lSS2-S3.
The first term orflfteen weeks begins We'd
nesday, September 6, and closes Wednesday,
December 20.
The second term. of ten weeks, begins We'd
nesday, January 3, and closes Wednesday,
March 10.
The third term, of ten weeks, begins We'd
nesday, March 81, and closes Wednesday May
30,
Tue Winter Scientific Studies begin Nov. !,
and close April 30.
For further Information address
T.. P.TENNEY. President,
2jaulml Colorado Springs, Colorado.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-09-20
H SUFFERER

From SpermatorrhoR becomes thin and pale;
in some instances has a hectic flush upon
the face; is feeble, debilitated and always
tired and exhausted; has impaired vision,
and n sickly languid look; suffers pain in
the head and back; n little extra exertion
produces palpitatiod OF tine heart; the liver,
lungs. kidneys and bladder are frequently
affected. The urine is sometimes thick,
milky, hocky. and high-colored. and NOR,
or less appears at the bottom after
dyspeptic, and has gloomy Ideas OF life; Is
steal occupation; has constipated bowels,
spells of ~faintIng or rush OF blood to the head
is tired OF life, disllkes company is nervous
and irritable; sleep Is sometimes broken OF
restless; has lack OF confidence in himself as
well as others; blotches. pimples, and vnri-
Gus other eruptions appear upod the skin
especially upon the face, shoulders and
DIR. WAaNER'S METHOD OF CURE
Tones up and invigorntes the entire system.
dispels gloom md dependency. purines and
enrtches the blood, and stops the unnatural
drnin upon the system. Itlmparts strength
and energy, reJuveDntes and invigorates the
entire being, both In mind and body.
TO THE AFFLICTED,
No matter though yonr condition be ever
so bad, though you may have TILED scores Of
physicianf and dozens OF remedies and appli
nnces In vain you have no cause TO despair
DIR. Wagner will guarantee n perfect cure In
all such cases and n healthy restoration OF
the genito-urinary organs. Consultation Tree.
Thorough examination and advice, 400.
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FAMILY BOARDING DEPARTMENT.

Parents and guardians who wish TO have
young persons placed under the Immediate
care of one ofthe teachers boarding in the
same family, can be accommodated at a cost
OF forty dollars n month, which will pay all
eN~penses-board, fuel, washing, etc, and tut
tlOn,
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COLORADO COLLEGE.
Courses for Instruction.
]. For the Degree Of Bachelor of Arts.
u. Preparatory School.
III. Normal School.
". Winter Scientific Studies.


The necessary basis OF qualifications for adj
mission TO the Colorado College are the most
reasonable and satisfactory that could be
plicaIion.
Graduates OF the Preparatory School will be
admitted to the Freshman Glass without ex-
animation. Pupils bringing certificates of
graduation iSom Secondary Schools will be
examined on the various branches necessary
to test theirgradeo OF qualification.
SPECIAL STUDENTS.
Those who wish to take special studies Will
be received into classes already formed,
whether in the Normal. Preparatory or Col.
lege Course. upon examination as to their
quallhcations to pursue these studies to ad'
vantage.
The Canton advocate. [volume] (Canton, D.T. [S.D.]) 1877-1897, 1882-04-20
Volume 7, No. l.

With this No. of the ADVOCATE COM
mences new volume and No., and with
it it is proper to state that the ADVOCATE
will keep righC abreast with the town and
county as regards improvements, in the
internal arrangements of its affairs. The
different departments will be managed at
all times to the requirements Of our mer-
chants and business men, and no amount
of lapOr Or expense will be spared on our
part to meet all demands. The ADvo-
CATE sees a grand future before it, Can
ton will grow and prosper, and as it does
we shall be prepared to keep up with the
times. This office is already crowded for
more room, and the difficulty will be over
come when the new contemplated building
shall be erected, which will be ere long.
Steam will be introduced, and other nee
essipies added.
The ADVOCATE is well pleased with its
reception and patronage extended to it by
lis iI4ci'tS "'l't lJttiCiio. lOi Nii1Il W. soy
thanks. and hope for continuance Of the
same. 1t will at all times endcavor to
merit share, and its proprietors will at
all times labor for chat which shall accrue
to the benefit Of the town and county.
Let US all be unit on whatever will be
for the best interests of all.
The late sessions of the city council have
been as stormy as those of Congress about
a year ago And all about the fire limit
ordinance Mr.. Gale, itss seems, COM
menced the erection of a wooden addition
to one Of his buildings in block No. 90
No sooner was it up than the city attor
ncy commenced an action to recover the
penalty Of S25 per day for the time it re-
NAMED in violation of the ordinance. The
council was convened, and that was where
the fun came in. The city attorney was
charged with having been altogether too
previous in the matter, which was denied,
however, followed by his resignation,
which was at once accepted Upon car
rying the motion to dismiss the action
against Mr.. Gale, at the cost of the City,
and giving him permission to retain the
wooden building within the fire limits,
Aldermen Brown and Horn also rendered
their designations; but, before action
was taken on them, the council adjourned.
"And now quiet reigns i'll Warsaw y 1t
is to be hoped, however, that Messrs.
Brown and Horn may reconsider their ac-
ton and withdraw their designations as
they have not yet been acted upon, and so
save the City the expense and delay in
cilent to a special election.
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The fair grounds are now provided with

The fair grounds are now provided with
a handsome floral hall. The location of
the grounds is very pretty one, and the
committee IN charge deserve great credit
for their management Of affairs 50 far
Rest assured that Canton will give the
people Of Lincoln county the best fair that
has yet been held.
It's wise precaution to provide aga
Inst emergencies that are liable to arise in
every family, 4 cold may be dangerous
thing, or not, depending upon the means
at hand to combat it. In sudden attacks
Of colds, Group, asthma, etc, Ayers Cher
ry Pectoral will prove the quickest and
most effective cure and your best friend.
The map Of Lincoln county. as shown in
last week S issue Of this paper, was engray-
Ell expressly for the purpose Of using it on
the back of letter heads and stationery
used By our business men, By this means
Canton and the county seat can be well and
judieiously advertised We will print the
map and business directory of Canton for
any merchant who will furnish us the copy
OF his line of business, cheap and in first
class style.
Lennox had a curiosity in the way of
lawsuit last Tuesday. It seems one of the
good housewives Of that place sold her
husbands seed potatoes without his
knowledge or consent. Upon learning
what she had done he proceeded to ad-
minister a slight rcprimand in the way of
quiet chastisement to which she made
serious objections and finally had him ar
rested on charge of assault and battery.
The case was argued before Judge Ashley,
but owing to fatal defects in the process
and complaint, and the high price of seed
potatoes, the Justice dismissed the case.
whereupon the parties became reconcled
and went home together satisfied Len
noy is nothing if not unique.