The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-11-09
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Who was voltaire !

Who was Voltaire!
Eggs are very scarce.
You who o come and pay.
Organize your debating clubs.
New corn commands 40 cents.
Hog cholera is bad all around.
Rubber Hats at Jos. Woerner's.
Plenty of fresh fish in our market.
Wheat is worth SS cents in Eaton.
Brides don't wear iewelry any more.
Lots OF people in town last Saturday
Walnuts are plenty. Bring us a bushel
C. j. White is out on his annual dee
hunt.
Velvet and Plush Ties, newest out, a
Jos. Woerner's.
Quail are ripe and sell at $3.50 pc
dozen. Can't indulge in the luxury.
The mar with the new fall suit is nov
abroad.
Kid gloves are now nearly as long a.
stockings.
The bare-footed boy is now the pos
SCISSOR of a pair of new boots.
The matrimonial market continues
strong with an upward tendency.
Unlaundried White Shirts, linen front
and cuffs, 47c., at Jos. Woerner's.
AS the Corporation ''ox" has beer
gored long enough. try some other one
We want tw or three loads of good
dry stove wood Who'll furnish it?
We have a "dead beat'' list made out
tn open the new year of our Lord 1888.
.'yoltaire," Opera House, Thursday
evening, Nov. 23rd.
Don't forget to see Rogers winter ap.
Piles next week.
A true friend to the weak and conva.
descent is Browns Iron Bitters.
We need money bad, and We hope all
owing US will at least bring a part of it.
Eli Thompson has returned from his
Iowa visit.
Mrs. Hooper, of Waseka, ILL.,, is visit
ing her daughter, Mrs. Joseph S. Camp
bell.
{ Apples are q luxury, the retail price
for best winter being from $1.60 to $500
per bushel.
Because last winter was mild it is al
legged that the coming one will be very
severe with plenty of snow.
Unhappy is the nan for whom his own
mother has not made all other mothers
venerable.
Unlaundried White Shirts, linen front
and cuffs, 47c., at Jos. Woerner's.
Give the cats a chance at night. They
are full of iddle-strings and must make
a noise sometimes or bust.
The quail law having expired, we are
now ready for shotgun accidents or quail
donations.
Our police court never had any less bu-
siness. Is it the result of a mo Sunday
and free whisky" victory?
1t was a very bad little boy who said
when he first saw l%ightning, spa, hell's
a leakin' awful bad, amt IT'D"
Has 1ngersoll improved OIL the philoso-
ply Of Voltaire?
Wood hauling is the order of the day.
The roads are in excellent condition for
it, and wood measurer is kept busy.
For lame Back, Side or Chest use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 2j
cents. Sold by Webb Sc Coover.
Miss Lizzie Hiestand. of Carlisle, O.,
has been visiting her brother, II. c.
Hiestand.
It is expected hat chestnut worms
this year will haye al unusually gamey
flavor.
Go to church now, the elections are al
over and the pastors will preach you
pure and undefled religion.
Philip Miller got home last week from
his Michigan hunt. He made five of the
fieet-footed forest roamefs bite the dust
Mrs. Chas. Porter, of Vincennes, Ind.
was the guest last week of Mrs. G. F
Brooke
Judge Goode, of Springfield, is hold
ing Court is Eaton, while Judge Gilmore
is holding Court at Springfield.
Mr.. Wilson Rohrer will have a lot Of
fine winter apples next week, at the de
pot. Don't forget to call and see them
Boys Knit Mittens and Gloves 20, 2;
and 3Oc., at Jos. Woerner's.
Ayers Cherry Pectoral is a really re
markable and time-honored medicine
> It is the best known remedy for all dis
eases of the throat and lungs.
This years cabbage crop is an i'm
mense one, and that vegetable will b.
cheap enough to average up against the
scarcity of apples.
Miss Belle Dix had the pleasure of
visit from her father, mother and brother
from Eaton last Saturday and Sunday
-rXenia Home Weekly.
As we look out upon u streets o
they lie covered with the falling leaves
we are reminded that the "melanchol1
days. are certainly here.
The fact that the comet has alread,
gone to pieces is a startling warnini
against the habit Of early rising. Pleas
take warning, early risers.
1t has been asccrtained that whea
will shrink in six months six per cent
and corn in the same time not far fror
twenty per cent.
The social event of the season in Ell
ton, wa DIR. and Mrs. Geo. DEEMS pa
ty, on Thursday evening of last week.
All present give it high praise.
Group, Whooping cough and Bror
chitis Immediately relieved by Sh
loh's cure. Sold by Webb & Coovel
J. Reeder Huhbell, a former residel