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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
81 an Goine to Lick You."

Not long ago . man from Park City
came into the Cliff house Salt Lake
City, considerably excited and inquired
if 4 certain person was stopping there.
He explained that the man had "done
him Dirt" anG he was snxious to lick
him. Finding that the man had just
left the house, he rushed out after him,
and finding him on Tribune avenne,
walked up to him and announced that
he had come all the way from Park City
to lick him, and accordingly started in.
In few minutes he had blackened the
mans eyes, walked all over him, and
reduced him to general wreck. When
he had finished the job, he stood the
man up against the wall Of Walkers
bank. and remarked:
Now, you id contemplate. lop-
cared, I want you to understand
that consider yon the most infamous
whelp ever saw, You dirty little cur,
L"
"Hold on !" said the man who had
Just been licked, taking off his coat. 81
think that after threshiHg q man you've
got no right to abuse him. I can stand
q licking, but 1 won't stand abuse from
any living man, no matter how much
he weighs. Now / am going to lick
yol.'
He was as good as his word, and
started in with the most bus!ness-like
air imaginable and knocked his late VIC
tor into the gutter. Every time he got
up he was knocked down with, ''Blast
me, can't stand abuse" When he go,
through with the Park City man the
crowd thought he was pile of rsgs and
mud.
"Now, look here, my FRIEND" said
tie last victor ''next time you lick q
man, let well enough alone. Don't
abuse him. You handled yourself well
enough while you were licking me. but
you ovsrdid the abuse"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
Mechanical Music.

The Black Forest Is famous for these
mechanical organs IS they
are called-and in some instances they are
brought to great perfection. There is
sIop close to the exhibition, bearing the
name Of Lamy Sohne, full OF clocks and
singing birds and orchestnons, where you
may pa half an hour in q fairyland Of
surprises and all kinds Of mechanical
music. One morning l west In with an
old lady and gentlenan-the latter grave
digni,ary Of the Church OF England. "a
very tiring place." .aId the old lady; ''all
up and down hill; the only fault find
with the Black Forest. Couldn't they
level il, nv deaIf'-to her husbeni-'.or
build vIaducts or somethingi Or ct the
very least, couldn't they organize pony
chaises all over the couniry-hke those,
you know, that We found so usefu, at
Bournemouth last Year," Take q char
my love-" SAID the old gentleman, symps-
/ rthetically, without committing himself TO
an opinion. And he placed one for her,
while tine young man in the shop (whose
jolly. good-Datured face and brUad grin
delighted one to behold) wound up the or
CucstIlOu luC Olu Atuy sat uOWu sOLlc-
what heavily from sheer exhaustion, and
Immediately the chair struck up the lively
air Of "The Watch on tie Rhine" with a
decidedly martial influence upon lis occu-
pant. She sprang from her seat as if ii
mad been gIidiron, and asked her hus-
band reproachfully If he was amusing hun.
self at her expense, and whether her aga
was not sufficient to secure her from prac-
tical joking. Dear mel" cried he, ir
amazement, looking at the offending chail
ss though he expected 1t TO walk away o.
its ovn accord. "w hat a musical natIor
these Black Foresters arel It's musl,
everywhere. The very chai,s you 81
down upon are full OF it," Al this mo
ment the orchestrion struck up selection
from ''Don Giovanni" and the old lad,
recovered her amiability In llsteuing to
really spleldId instrument l left ther
still enjoying 1t, marveling at ali the bird
and boxes, and thinking each one NOR
wonderful than another.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
Recovered His Sight.

Madame Blank was a woman remark
able for her social and tout a -tait indus
trial assiduity. Sue utilized every mo-
ment Of her time in such q way az was
best suited to herself. Among her many
admirers and visitors she numbered one
old friend who was totally blind, and
whom she always entertained in her own
boudoir. Oftener than not, when her
pressing duties demand rapid change
Of attire, she would call IN ths services
of her maid and proceed with her toilet,
the while ccnversing with her blind
friend, who, it is needless to say, was all
unconscious of the mysterious wonders
being transacted in his presence. Upon
one occasion when he called he Inquired
whether he would be received upstairs,
and sent a nessense to the mistress,
stating that he had piece OF good news
for her. Lead Monsieur, a. usual. to
my boudoir," was the Iady's order,
which order was Immediately complied
with. She was not en- toilette for visitors,
to be sure, but he could not see and the
maid was busy enough repairing the
ravages of ii no for the benefit OF those
who could see. "Ah. ny dear madam"
exclaimed the gentleman az he entered,
"I have mad . stroke of good fortune"
and he was hastenIng to tell her in what
way when she interrupted him with some
social jottings Of her own, and kept up
such q stream Of conversation, and was
so occupied with the gleam of her VIII te
arms in the mirror, that she neither OBJ
served her friends evident confusion
nor gave hIn An opportunity to speak.
Finally an interval came; she turned to
him, expectantly, and said: Now, my
friend. for your good news He lower
cd his head and assured her it was
nothing. Nothing y she exclaimed,
at the same time noting his perturbed
manner. Nothing he answered, ''sx-
cspt that, my dear madam. have re-
covered my sight"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
CongenitaI Coior-Blindpess,

1t ls my belief that q i.rge number,
perhaps majority, Of the cases Of con-
genital color blindness have not Their seat
in the retIna at al, but are cerebral IN their
character. In other words, | believe
that in these cases the BRAIN centre of
vision has not the power to dIfferentIste
the various Impressions it receives. This
opinion will seem the more plausible when
we remember that the sense OF sight 10 8
developed or educated one. Though we
have received from our ancestors the po-
tentis.Ity Of vision, every child that is
born must learn to see for itself. With
out here entering into discussion of the
question of the development Of the color
sense, which has received much attention
at the hands Of Mr.. Gladstone, Magnus
and others, it Is safe to assume, with our
knowledge of analogous matters, that the
differentiation of co,ors is a power partly
inherited and partly developed in the indi-
| vidual; and, moreover, We should expect
TO find this power, which Is undoubtedly
cerebral In its character, most strongly de-
veloped where the faculty was most used.
And SO We do find it. Women, who sre
tOhNNtASu lA1u LhOh III lhO
selection and comparison OF colOrs, are
rarely affected with color.blindness; and
we all know how much quicker the fem
mime eye is in detecting slight differences
in shades OF color than i, that Of men who
are not color-biInd. In those cases OF
color-blindness which, foT the sake OF dis
tinction, We shall cali central, We believe
that the brain centre Of vision has not beer
developed to its full, or, at least, to II,
ordinary power for discriminating between
the Impressions corresponding to the differ
ent colors. The relina may be capable oi
properly responding TO these VARIOUS i'm
pressiors, aud the optic nerve may carry
them as separate impressions to the brain
centre; but this has not tine power of con.
verting them into individual sensations
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
"a Grud.ing Biessing."

A sleek and oily man. smoothly
shaven, clad in black broadcloth, with
a single-breasted, narrow-collared coat
of saccrdotaI cut, and high silk hat,
rang the bel of house in East Eighty
fourth street New York. The ring was
answed by the cook. She did not rec
ognize the priest, who seemed to know
her perfectly we'll, and accosted her by
her name, which may be indicated as
Maggie.
81 have come to see you Margaret,
he remarked, ''on an errand from our
church" "Our church" is st. Monica's,
in East Seventy eighth street, where
there are several priests.
Maggie thereupon invited him to a
seat in the kitchen THANK you, Mar
garet, but am very tired and l think
[ will sit in your parlor for few min
utes."
Maggie explained that there was
prejudice on the part Of her employ
ers against the entertainment of her
guests in the parlor when the family
were in town.
"Ah, well, sighed the holy man, as
he drew up the cruellyhard-bottomed
chair to the kitchen stove, ''this will
have to do. l have come to get your
subscription, which know you will es-
TEEN it privilege to make. to the mon
ument we are about to erect in Calvary
TO the deceased members OF our church
sisterhood. Remember. my good girl,
and hero he stroked her paternaliy-
remember that without charity you
are nothing. and that to deserve your
priests blessing you must give liberal
ly."
Now margaret" combined great rev
erence for the priesthood with consider
able prudence. She had ten-dollar
bill IN her bedroom, but, as she alter
wards explained. it "kem acrass her
that she might as well keep that fact to
herself. So she went to her mistress to
borrow fifty cents, which the priest
consented to receive after vain efforts to
increase it by showing his subscription
list. where Protestant lady in Eighty
fifth street was down for IS, and several
of Margaret's associates for 81 each.
He gave her a rather grudging blessing
and inquired where Mary was. Mol
lie is the nurse, and her engagements
prevented her from appearing. but not
from sending the priest her mite OF
quarter. He was equally familiar with
the names ef the servants next door,
v-bom he announced his intention OF
visiting, and departed scrutinlzing the
locks and bolts rs he went out with
care which struck Margaret as rather
unpriestly.
Next door he was even more success
fH and left it some three dollars richer.
In the evening Margaret" went to
see her aunt, to whom she related this
incident.
.sWhy, Maggie, said her aunt, 'if
Won had been at church last Sunday you
would have heard Father Conroy warn
us against an impostor dressed like
priest who is going about and soliciting
money for the church.
Father Conroy said that many OF his
parishioners had been victimized by
this man and that he had repeatedly
warned them against him from the puI.
INIT
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
The Rose Craze.

In consequence or the extraordinary
prices obtained for rosebuds during thl
past two or three wears, not only have tn,
regular florists used their large profits II
extending their greenhouse structures fo
that purpose, but the fabulous reports o
the profits Of rose growing have excited
the cupidItv Of many capitalists in the
vicinity OF New York, Boston and Chicago
and in all probability in the other large
| cities OF the Union. These men have an
abundance OF means. and begin on a scale
usually At which the ordinary florist, who
had to climb his way up. ends; 20 that we
have alrsady in the vicinity Of New York
al least dozen establishments for the
forcing of rosebuds in winter, owned by
men who count their capital by millions
These gentlemen, of couiss, know no hing
practically about the bu mess, relying
altogether upon Their gardeners for success
for who ever heard of Q millionaire florist?
II is curious with what interest the rise or
fall Of a few cents in the rose market Is
regarded even by them, and it is said that
there is rs much interest manifested by
them in the technical slang Of the flower
shops. Cooks, "Jacks, 'Mermets" and
'.Perles' are quoted in Broadway
with Us much interest as IS
e7lnced in Wall Street in wabash, :"
'lske Shore Erie" Or Central" 10
is true that one, at least. Of these gentle
men gives all the PROFITS that accrue from
his roses to charitable purposes. All ex
Denence shows that in the perishable com-
moditiss Of fruits, flowers or vegetables,
whenever an over supply floods the market
and brings down the prices below a pay
ing level, less Is sold than when they
bring a faIr price. Two years ago, in
June, strawberries and cabbage in the
New York markets got so low as not to
pay even the cost of marketing. The re
suit was that hundreds of loads had to be
taken back and dumped in the manure
yards. as they could not be disposed of at
any price.
The present excitement IN rose growing
is no doubt largely due TO the unpreceden-
ted prices realized this winter, which have
been caused in great measure by the IN
usual hea. and drouth of last autumn,
which weakened in rany cases, and in
others entirely destroyed, the plants the.
would have been used to produce the crop
OF flowers This. together with a brisk
demand, has resulted in profits which, il
is unreasonable to expect, can ever be long
continued IN any legitimate business.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
Open Crates.

In tie open snd garnished crates left
empty of wood or Goals by the spring
house cleaning, place large furliDg fans
of gilt paper, yard or more across, for
fire screens, instead of the Japanese
parasol, which nas become rather tire
sone. There Me some ferns that will
grow in these fre-piaces, but the fans
are more convenient for the half empty
houses on their summer footing. Tho
pretty new rolling shades of fine bamboo
are, OF all things, desirable fer summer
widow curtains. Peacock blue mating
comes for the centre of the floor or to
make a cool Gado round the wall. Some
new wall papers initiate the mating colors
and texture To p lection. They give a
cool effect 10 the - n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10

I'm New York there are 25, ,271 more
females than males; in Philadelphia,
SO, $50; In Brooklyn, %, S72; In Boston,
Is, 422; in Bal.imere, 1881; IN Wash
ngton, 10, ,673; in New Orleans, II. .SU6;
in Louisville. 5, 1874; in st, Louis, S,522;
in Kansas City, s,213; in Denver. 7, 440.
Over 2. 800 men in Utah have more
than one wife plsca.
"A New Jersey paper boasts that ii
has been read in one family es years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10

Paste that t0iUksrp a yeGr.-Dissolvs
tablespoonful OF alum in quart Of warm
water, and when cold STIR in as much hsur
as Will make 1t as thick as cream-mix.
the flour in separate cup so that it will
not be IN Jumps Add as much powdered
rosin as will lie or dime; and throw in
dozen cloves TO give it Pleasant edor.
Put teacup Of boiling water, into a tin
dish, and pour in the nour mixture. Boil
fsr diteen minutes; if cooked IN another
place TO boiling, it will be less Likely U
burn. LIE: it dry away, and when needed
dissolve piece In little boiling water.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10
TEE LAST GOOD HIGHT.

Coed nigst, my love. The way Il dark
For ihss and me;
Only q single step beyond
Csn either bee.
Our paths divergs-nay, do nos weep,
Cod knewetn bsss;
Kiss ne good night and let me sleep,
long TO rest.
AL wsrlds are His who carss for us;
'Twere sweet, dear lsve,
To 60 together from this homo
To that above.
But all our Heavenly Fathers ways
Are surely right:
In LIE OF death, wen trust il Him
So. love, good night
Still an thine and thou art mine
In heaven as here;
Nsthinks the vel will not be thick
Between as, dear.
Thou wilt come soon! Work While tis day,
And serve The right;
Hemembss that wait for tho
Dear love, good night,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10

The best people need Affections for
trial Of their virtue. How can We sx-
erci,e the grace OF sonssntmsnt If all
things succeed well; of that of forglv-
nsss, II We have no snemiesS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-05-10

Dalton, Gs. La. ths only axe han
die factory in the South.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
MIIlheIIn Market.

Corrected every Wednesday by Gcrhart
n MuSSpT
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
THE CHEAPEST CAMPAIGN PA
PER IN THE STATE.

The DAILY PATRIOT will be sent t.
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per copy = to clubs of FIVE and up
wan DIS at the rate of $l.00 per copy.
The WEEKLY PATRIOT will be sent
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The campaign will be exceedingly
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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
D. A. MUssER,
Aug. oath, 1882

NoTIcE.-All persons knowing
themselves indebted to the estate Of
Jonathan Philips, deceased, on yeDdue
or other notes are ereby requested to
make payment without delay. The
property of the estate IS now all sold
and the executors desire to settle up.
ct Executors.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
Local Department.

Don't fail to patronize the band
festival on Friday and Saturday.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
Read. Mark and Learn

That fine, enclosed Picnic Ground,
with every convenience, Swings, Gro
auet Ground, Quoits, Pavilion, and a
Fine Spring of pure water with plenty
of shade, has now been completed at
Spring Mills. Societies, Clubs, Lodges
and all respectable parties will be &C
commodated on reasonable terms.
Carriages and tickets to the celebrated
Penn Caves at moderate rates. Ad-
dress
GEO. d. NASH,
sm Spring Mills House.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
MARRIED.

AT the residence of J. Eisenhuth in Millheim,
on the 29th inst, by Jacob Eisenhuth, ESQ.,,
Mr.. Jacoq Derr, of Haines township, and Miss
Hariett n. eldest daughter of Emanuel Eisen ,
huth, of Penn township.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-08-31
SUMNER RRE.g0R2'
CPRTNG MILLS HOUSE,


This is new house ard n ewly furnished
lrith ererpthiag tending to comfort and con
UenieRce ofgueSts. The air IS invigorating and
perfectly free from malaria, and particularly
favorable for the reStordttont to health OF persons
afflicted lrih Pulmonary complaints, lfdiuridl
disorders and Hay FbUeF. Near by the ce!c-
brated Penn Caves SURPRISING anything OF the
kind known-sailing miles under ground-and
inspecting halls Of great wonder Of gone By
ages. Carriages to the cave daily. The table
is plentifnlly supplied with meats, milk aud
fresh vegetables and fruits in season, hedittfut-
typrepdred and tdStefuay serred. Good stablmg
accommodations.
POPULAR PRICES:
Per day, QeSS than week, ........S2 90
Per week. OcsS than monthly ...........,..... 90
FER nOHtn ......,... OO
All INQUIRY as to Rooms and Board will be
promptly answered.
GEO. B. NASH, Manager.
The Phoenix herald., 1882-08-11
Ar,zona,s Exhibit at Denver


 l A special dispatch, dated Denver 1 August 9, to the Tucson Star, says The exhibit of Arizona, while not large, is splendid, and excites uni versal interest. The people profess to be surprised that we have so many mines and such fine ores. Tombstone leads the country. Even Leadville has nothing finer than the specimens from the Cochise mines. The Grand Central ores are espe- cially objects of interest. Several Arizonans stood in group to-day and heard with delighted pride en- coniums passed upon our mines by strangers that would have stirred the enthusiasm of the coldest heart. The T. M. 6 M. Co.,, the Contention and Copper Queen ore, and the Sil- yer Queen, were objects of particu- lar attention. Some of these mines, however. have only small specimens in place. The large bodies of ore have not arrived yet, or, at all events, have rot been put on exhibi- tion. The Burro Burro, from Pima county, is regarded as exceptionally elegant and has excited much atten- ton from mining men and experts. l There are several mines of northern and central Arizona, the specimens from which are not yet in place 1 But the exhibit, on the whole, is to the Territory, and has turned the attention of many visit DTS to the silver and copper fields Of Arizona.
The Phoenix herald., 1882-08-11

the sun crcpt further north from June 21 Summer solstice, old style to the 27th, and begins to ret-ace.
 A. B. CHAPMAN.
 Professor Blake then says: "He verif1es my calculations; on July 2d the sun on the return set in the same place as on the advance. June 21st. Hence, the sun scores right six days and left lon the return) five days, which equals eleven days that it was not occupying the same relative po- sition 10 the earth that 1t did old style. This proves conclusively the change in the inclination of the earth to the plane of its orbit"
 The above correspondence was read to Professor Clippinger, of the Fort Wayne Methodist Episcopal College, himself an astronomer of no mean attainmeDts, who stated that he had noticed the same phe- nomela in connection with his sun dial, and that if what Professor Blake stated was hls calculation, and it had been thus verified, Blake l had scored one point, and that a 1 very strong one. Tn favor of his the ory of the change of the equator, owing to the change in the inclina ton of the earth to the plane of it's 1rbit.-Fort Wayne Gazette.
The Phoenix herald., 1882-08-11
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The Phoenix herald., 1882-08-11
E= the Equator Moving xor.b,

Es the Equator Moving gorthe
 The startling theory of the change Tn the position of tho earth's equator has resulted in the recording of the following phenomena, to which the attention of scientists is called. Prof. A. M. Blake, the welLknown Cieve- land astronomer, writes as follows, inclosing letter he has received from correspondent, to which ref erence was made few days ago:
 NEW HAVEN, Conn.,, June 80.
 A M. Blake, Esq: I have noticed when the sun is in the zenith. at nono that the gnomon on the suns dIalcasts shadow shorter than the indicationson the dial Your letter IS Teyr clear. As far as can see
The Phoenix herald., 1882-08-11
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