The Brookhaven ledger. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-04-13
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THs Knightlo d the srtddla Ages ar
historically darn.
EVERY Custom House clerk ought t
know how to ad valorcsn.
THIs, says the Atlaa,a Constellation
is good time to plant holiday adYer
tisements.
The author CT the "Little Brown
jug" was proball.T in jugular vein,
-eken he wrote that sometime popula,
siitty.
KISSING your sweetheart" says q
triding young man, lis like eating
soup with a fork !; it takes long time
10 get enough
A YOUNG man in love is not necessarily
"a mathematician, but is nearly always a
sigh for her. If you can't cipher this
out we sigh for you.
GALL seems to hinge on this" re-
marked the lover when he proposed to
his sweetheart while swinging on the
gate in front of her house.
WHEN two men fight duel about a
wenlan there is almost always, some
where, third man, who laughs heartily
: Mt their folly, and while risking nothing
gains, perhaps, everything.
Ir is now claimed that Satan pre-
vailed over Eve by imp-ortunity.-Neu
York Hcra5d. Has it been demon.
strated Commercial Bulletin. Yes,
at is the latest devil-opment.-Eav
Marble,
A JERSEY CRY man in the act of ad
ministering hearty kick to his wife
slipped aud fell 80 heavily as to fracture
slis leg in two places. Wholesalers, see
shat your feet are we'll braced before
beginning work.
SPEAKING of Mr.. Forbes lecture or
"Kings I Have Met" Western pape,
says that soma day he will como ACROSS
three kings and pair of sevens, and
then he will learn something about the
really great resources Of this country.
Miss SUSIE II. RUSSELL, editor OF the
Duluth Weekly, says: "When things
go to D K how O D they become" The
most G D thing we know of this season
IS the Q cumber. Beware Of it, Susie,
or it will W up. Watch for it, wait for
at.-Peck's San.
An English magazine discourses on
"Cheap Girls" 1t says: "No young
man, not even the worst, wants any.
thing to do with cheap young lady,"
This is mistake. No matter how cheap
Il girl may be, her young man always
thinks she is =" little DEAR"
"Pur out your tongue little fur
fher," said doctor to fair invalid. GA
little further, if you please" "WAy,
slecter, do you think q woman's tongue
has 40 end?" said the gentle sufferer.
San end, perhaps, madam" replied the
physician, "hut no cessation"
TIE bashful young man who asked a
lady on the beach if he "could see her
home" was much surprised to hear her
reply " that he could go up and see it II
I,e wanted to, but she didn't think her
father wanted to sell )" and then ooolly
walked off with the man of her choice
THERE q school missus in Salem,
Her troubles shed often bewail EN-,
Because the big boys
In the school made a noise,
And she was toe small for to whale am
THE cLAn.
The clam Of all the birds that swim,
And fsh that cleave the air,
Doh first Of all, both great and small.
Adorn the bill OF fare.
In stew or fry, or wet or dry,
In fritter, shell or bake,
Nor lamb. nor jam, nor ham, nor yam.
From cam can take the cake.
'Ar recent examination in girls
fchooi the question was put to class Of
little ones "Who makes the laws Of
our Government? Congress" was
1hc ready reply. Glow is Congress d.
"'idsd ?" was The next question. A little
syiri in the class raised her hand, indi-
ra!iIg th:-t sho could answer it. "Well,"
5ea;G lie examiner, "Miss Sallie, what
40 ron say the division is?" Instantly,
nth IN air Of confidence as we'll as TIL
7nap%, tise answer came, Civilized,
G.a!t li};!xed and savage.''