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National Republican., 1882-10-14

AFTER three months spent in cleaning up, the
Waverly, No. sos Ninth street northwest, con-
Quoted by Mrs. Ragan, will be reopened to the
public on Monday next. The house has been re-
harry department glven The closest attention, and
now the establishment carries a look Of neyness
throughout. Mrs Ragan has been some twelve
years in the business of conducting a boarding.
house, and through her long experience obtained
valuable knowledge as 10 the requisites to make
q business of that description success That she
fact that n majority of her servants have been
with her during the entire period and many Of the
recognized as having selected the house as their
permanent home in this District. One of the
secrets of MIS- Ragan's success can 10 attributed
to the fact that cleanliness, Order and good
table are the standard recommendations Of tho
house, and that reputation is widespread, as she
finds difficulty in providing accommodations even
for the habituates of her house. lot alone the many
newcomers seeking to secure quarters there.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

Who does not remember the struggles Of the un-
fortunate victim Of badly fitting shirt collar and
band-the ears in danger from sllding-up col
lar, the throat line of blazing red from scratchy,
ill-ftted band, tho necktie out of place, and the
front with as many undulations MS q wash aboard.
All such troubles arc things Of the past with sen.
sible men, They 20 to Taylor g. Hufty's and get
fine, perfect-itting dress shirts and have good
tempers, and are generally much improved thereby
In Opposition and manners.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
rhys,cinn., Wine OF the oporto Crane.

FhysIcinns' Wine OF The OporfO Grape.
s;na srears PGr, Ernno e"S i ,eS & 'g 'tol peen
in their practice for years, to the entire satisfac
tion of their patients aud themselves, and take
lie Us being all that is claimed for them, and, in
fact the most reliable they can find. 1t is espe-
ciHly recommended Tor consumptives, the aged
and for females generally. For sale by druggists
and erocers.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
Us En- UnraIx Cnud E,nury

to speak of overcoats but our assortment this sea
son Is 50 enticng, and our prices so moderate, W,
feel confident you will give us the preference OF
comparison with others. Eiseman Dros corne
Seventh and L.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
THE travelling public will notice an importa

THE travelling public will notice an importan
changein the schedule fthe CheRpeake and OhiC
Railway. The Louisville and Cincinnati specia
p. M, instead of 500 IN. as heretofore. This is
most advantageous change in leaving the city, a:
well as in considerably shortening the time tc
Cincinnati and Louisville. This train Is adver-
tsed to arrive at Louisville six hours earlier thar
any other route, and as the baggagecar, coaches
aud sleeper run solid to Louisville, connection,
can or will be missed. A day coach OF this traii
runs from Washington to Cincinnati, connectins
closely with trains for Chicago, St. Louis, Indian.
upJis, and all points in the West.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
Luray CnNen.

The last excursion to the Luray Caves will take
place tomorrow, the train leaving the Baltimore
and Potomac depot at a. m and returning at 10
p, N: The fare for the round trip including ad-
mission 10 the caves is t8.G0. These caves are
among the most remarkable Of natural wonders,
aud should be viewed by all. The trip thither Is
over the old battle. fields of Virginia and tho pic
turesque scenery along the Shenandoah Valley.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

We find mentioned In a New York daily the
case of Mr. John s, Briggs, Il well-known citizen
"f Omaha, Neb., who had been terribly AFFLICTED
with acute rheumatism In the back, and who was
rescued from rs clutches by the use of st. Jacobs
Oh, after yainly trying very many other means
National Republican., 1882-10-14
An the weather

has suddenly turned cool, we would call your
special attention to our assortment of fall weight
overcoats We can suit those economically In
clined as well as the fastidious. Eiseman Bros
corner Seventh and E.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
"AIs.rs.y Dairy varor,.~

Fresh Alderney butter churned every morning,
and delivered In 15lb ward" prints at 45c per ID.
Also cottage cheese, Sc. per ball. buttermilk, DC
Fer quart, and sweet milk SC. per quart
National Republican., 1882-10-14
DISTRICT BREVITIEs.
Tho weather rn.n,x

For the Middle Aaantie States. Including he Dis
fri6 Of Columbia, h0h local rains, partly cloudy
weaiher stationary or slight dn in temperature, north
cast TO north,rea tpindS, and higher barometer
C2etrfn9 reather Is indicated for Ne,g England and
the Middle Atlantic States during Saturday, and
slightly pdrner. fair tcedther on Sunday.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

THE highest cash prices paid for dresses and
gents clothing, watches, jewelry, &c. Call on or
address Herzog, sos Ninth street. near Pennsyl-
yania avenue
National Republican., 1882-10-14


les and 10 conversation In that Language,
Norwood Institute, under the direction Of Mr.. and
Mrs William ID. Cabell and bespeak for this school
the favorable consideration and patronage of my
friends and former patrons. =. -.
LAURA l.. OSBORNE, 9i3 NJ street.
WAsHISGToS, Sept. l3, 1881 ma36m
SPENCERIAN BUsINEss COLLEGE, LINCOLN
- Hall Building corner Ninth and ID streets Day
and Evening SESSIONS for the education of sons and
daughters, and men and women for seltsupport and
real life. The branches taught are the English Lam
guage; business Arithmetic; SDencer!an Practical
Penman- hipi Bookkeeping by single and double
entry adapted every variety Of business; business
Practice, Wholesale, retail and banking, employing
the methods Of accounts, business papers and cor
Teslondenee,, adopted by leading business houses
Commercial Law Busness Ethics. Special depart.
ehaTge Of best mNsters. college open pen M AUGUST .
evening, Tuition; by the year Cn monthly Install
mcnts OfslO 500 by the quarter, twelve weeks SD;
year scholarship for day evening purchased
Iering, s5O evening tuition, three months, s6 even,
ing tuition, one month ~ The new, handsOmelyN
Illustrated College Announcement containing full In.
formation sent free apon application by mail, or at
VIZ HENRY @. SPENCER, Principal.
SARA A. SPENCER Yice-Principal. aui
National Republican., 1882-10-14

has given such universal satisfaction, both ia
parents aud boys, that sales have been doubled
in that department In the last twelve months
Elseman Bros, corner Seventh and L.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
LOCAL MENTION.

AN imported Cigar tConcha slze), 10 cents
straight, at Morcoe,s 1907 Pennsylvania avehue
(wide-open doors)
National Republican., 1882-10-14
We Have n Line
Dur EnYh, GInihinr

Of business suits unsurpassed, ranging from SIC
upwards. Eiseman Bros, cothies and tailors,
corner Seventh and L.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
Job Printing

OF every description executed neatly at the short
est notice at THE REPUBLICAN, Job Rooms.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

Loss Of hair aud grayness which often mar the
prsiticst face, are prevented BY Parker's Hair
DGlsEm,
National Republican., 1882-10-14
THE GRANDEST BUILDING
SOUTH OF NEW YORK.
The Largest and Most Complete
Stock Ever Exhibited in
Washington.

Every Department stocked to its utmost ca
pac'ty. Prices lower than euer. We shall
str'0e to maintain the reputation of the old
store Of selling good goods at the louest pos
sible figures.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
r .Aw SCHOOL. NATIONAL UNIVERSITY.

r AW SCHOOL. NATIONAL UNIVERSITY.
FACULTY:
Hon. ARTHUR MACARTHUR,
President.
EUGENE CARUSI, ESQ.,,
Professor or the Law of Real and Personal Property
Contracts, and Negotiable Instruments.
ii. o. CLAUGHTON ESQ,
Professor of Equity Jurisprudence Evidence, Com.
mercal and Maritime Law.
WM b. WEBB, ESQ,
Professor OF Pleading Applied Evidence and Prac-
LECTURERS:
Hon. II, II. WELLS, "Criminal Law"
ENOCH TOlsrEiS, ESQ, Law Of Corporations"
/. q; HINF, ESQ, Law of Torts.'
W. WILLoUGHBY, ESQ, "Deeds and Convey.
r. Ross PERRY. ESQ.,, Conflicting Laws"
A special course of ten lectures on The Jursdic.
ion ana Procedure of the United States Courts" will
be delivered by Proft ssor Webb during the term.
Junior class meets Tuesday, Thursday, and Salur-
Senior class meets Monday, Wednesday, and Fri.
day, p
Pos.graduate class meets Monday, Wednesday,
The sosfetary viii be at the lecture rooms, soJ +
street. each evening during the month of October at
$50 to give any information desired, and to receive
the names of gentlemen desiring to enter.
The prospectus OF the School may ee obtained and
students can enter at the Office Of the Secretary:
se26.tf $40 + street.
National Republican., 1882-10-14
The rhermomc,er Yrsserdny
Prominent ArrIvnIz

a. M, 5i7'. IL a. M. $50; 3 p. M. GO.7o;
p. M, 59.S'; IL p, M, 50.1e maximum, 6l39 mini.
mum b3 co
National Republican., 1882-10-14
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGETOWN.

UNIVERSITY OF GEORGETOWN.
SCHOOL OF LAW.
FACULTY:
Charles w. Hoffman, ILL., D., Dean and President
of Moot Court.
Hon. Richard Il. AIerrlck, Ii. D., Constitutional
Law,
Hon. William A. Richardson LII. D., (U. S. Court
of Claims) Statutory and Administrative Law.
Martin L. Motifs, LII. d., Pleading and Practice
the Law of Evidence and Equity Jurisprudence.
jeremiah NJ Wilson, ESQ, Real Property.
IL darlington. ESQ, Personal Property, Contracts
and Negotiable Paper.
William II. Dennis, A. D., LII. d., Domestic Rela-
tons, Testamenary Law, and Crimes
PRIZES:
For the member Of the Senior Glass having the best
average In recitatons and examinations during the
year, one hundred dollars.
For tho best essay upon some legal topic by men,
her Of the Senior Glass, scholarship in the Post
Graduate Course, worth forty dollars
For the member of the Junior Glass having tho
best average IN recitations and examinations during
the year forty dollars,
The exercises OF the Junior Glass begin MONDAY
EVENING, OCTORER 3, at o'clock; of the Senior
Glass, WEDN ESDAY EVENING, at same hour of
the Post Graduate Glass, FRIDAY EVENING at 7.
For further iniormatlon or to enter apply to
WIN. II. DENNIS, Secretary
oc5 1925 New York avenue, Washington, ID. g.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

SCHOoL OF MUSIC [EsTABLISHED 1871. 707
branches; church organ for practice THEo. IN
CALLS KING. Principal auSo.tf
IMMERSION MISUNDERSTANDING CLASSICAL
~ and Mathematical School for Boys, Fourteenth
street, between ana streets. will reopen Wednes
day, September l3 For circulars, &c, address
CHARLES B, YOUNG. Principal, 9l4 Fourtecnlh
street. au24tf
TNRENCH LESSoNS.-NADAME LEPRINCk
IL from Paris. will give Conversational Lessons in
French, ut her own and pnps' residences: also open
eysng classes. Prices moderate. Call amer clock
at No. I52 4 + rect nOrthWtS. np23-H
National Republican., 1882-10-14
NORWOOD INSTITUTE,
1912 and 1914 Fourteenth street, near Fourteenth
Street Circle, Washington, D. @.
MR.. AND MRS VIM D. CABELL,
Principals.
THE GERMAN LANGUAGE.

Daily classes in German for GROWN YOUNG
LADIES ut the Norwood Institute from IL a m. TO
y IN. Special attention given to the German class
les and 10 conversation In that Language.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

NATIONAL ACADEMY OF FINE ARTS, COR
IN coran Building. Fifteenth street - The mos
thorough instruction In every department of Art
cal Painting on;- mi
National Republican., 1882-10-14

WORMLEr's--S. z. Langley, Allegheny, Pa.
ST: MARc-w. T.. Cohn, D. f. Butler, New York
d. hntz Philadelphia; A. l.. Daviss Danvllle Va
ST: JAMEs.-James Alexander Seward, Indiana
Joe w. bowman, ST. LOUIS Mo-; III, W. Chester, Cht-
York "
=, R1gGs.-S. p. Grocock, g. Wang, New York; l.. A.
Woelpper, A. A. Reeves, Philadelphia p. Thompson
New Orleans.
EBDITT.-D. Sherman, Kentor Ohio J. J. Tro-
ceny J. Milton Hammill, Joseph Jordan, a. Robin
Snodgrass, Cincinnati
METRoPoL1TAN.-C II. Smith, Jynchburg
4. II. Rose, Minneapolis Mnn.; ID. II. Sn III r l. New
York; II. &. Kelley Pha lelphia; Il. T. Hooper, Vir.
ginla; Rev. r. ID. Roller, Marlinsburg
ARLINGToS-R. II. Howard, Buffalo, N. Y; Philip
haHall, Rchmond, w.; Albert VIII, Toledo, Ohio
a. simpson, Dublin, Ireland; ]. Montgomery, New
York; +. l.. Blanchard, Brooklyn, n. Y.
National Republican., 1882-10-14

You can publish threelino advertisement Of
Wanted" For Rent" For Sale" or Lost"
three times for twenty-five conts in THE RErUB.
IICAS
National Republican., 1882-10-14
EDUCATIONAL.

A RT SCHOOL. 1913 STREET NORTHWEST
IA Now open for Its thirteenth annual session. Thor
ough instruction in all branches OF drawing and
painting. Mechanical drawing, Monday and Thurs
day evenings. Send for circular or call.
s.. L. FULLER.
eAIn tnr1l DrIn
National Republican., 1882-10-14

Nl8o PROFESSOR ALEXANDER DEwoL-
~ OWSKI, Pianist and Vocalist. assisted by
Ills daughter, Miss Isabella DeWolowski, has re-
opened his Musical Institute at ZIG street,
Iwellth street northwest. Hls new aud simplifed
saves years of practice; 1t teaches how read music
at sight, and trains tho voice to its highest culture for
operRs, COnCerIa, the narlOr. spz-3m
National Republican., 1882-10-14
SPECIAL NOTICES.

m(S3o UNIVERSALIST CHURCH, MASONIC
W. Temple, corner Ninth and streets. Ser
vices tomorrow at II q. III. Sermon by the Rev, w.
d. Scgfrled. Sunday school at 9:i5 m. oc1i-itt
nI]D A SPECIAL MEETING OF THE NEW
e.S York Republican Association will be held at
Marinis Hall, Oh IL street northwest. SATURDAY
EVENING, ilTH INST, at 1880 o'clock sharp. Busl-
ness Of Importance TO New York voters VII be con-
siGered at this meeting. A. NJ CLAPP,
President.
M
National Republican., 1882-10-14
tBs POST OFFICE NOTICE.

nS@@ DENTIsT.-HowIAND DENTAL Asso-
kHS CITATION, No I'll Four-and-a-hnf street.
doors north Of Pennsylvania avenue east side. Here
after eHtractions under Nitrous Oxide, without PAIN
Will be q for the first tooth and 30 cents each add
tiOnal tooth ut the sitting EItracons without
ges so cents each TOOTH Best Artificial Teeth made,
per set. Gold and Amalgam Filings nom 81 to IS
All work warranted first class Have administered
Nitrous Oxide TO over 5000 patients Patients COM
the ofioe mEa.ly
ANA IA EITNVISIR
National Republican., 1882-10-14
BLANKETS, COMFORTERS, CURTAINS,

| in endless variety. We defy competition.
| Our expectations moro than realized and
judging from the many congratulations. we have re
| ceved, our enterprise is appreciated.
We invite and NIL to inspect our mammoth
| building, immense stock, and low prices
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-12-21
A.ssEEzINe Tiar.-Wken Galla,


AsSxEEzING TimE.-When Gallae-
her packed away his fur. overcoat,
last year, be resolved, the moths
should not destroy it, so he put about
four pounds of pepper into it. When
that cold morning struck US. be got
the coat out in hurry and, without
stopping to brush it, put it on AID
skipped for a horse-car. In he jumped
and sat down. As he went down,
out fuiFed little lot Of pepper and
he inhaled it. The pepper made him
sneeze. The conyultion Of sneezing
agitated. the coat further. and he
pepper kept coming up on him. So
instead Of stopping sneezing, he
sneezed harder. He sneezed 50 hard
that be attracted general attention.
His eyes filed with tears. Every
sneeze made things worse. He gasped
for wrath and tried to stop, but could
not. People didn't understand it,
and thought the man would die. A
BENEVOLENT gentleman went to the
rescue. He patted Gallagher's back,
and little hutf Of pepper arose to
him. Katchoo lie was sneezing,
too. And his elfoEt had 20 spread the
pepper that not only did Gallagher
20 il worse. but the people next to
Gallagher began I'd sneeze. The yio-
lence Of Gallagheris sneezing mean
time increased. He shook 50 that the
pepper came ont Of the coat in a
cloud. Soon everybody in the car
was sneezing. "What-catchoo-sort
Of a-catehoo-Tnan are you? 2 asked
one man Of Gallagher. But the lat
ter could not reply The thing was
getting serions. The conductor came
In to rectify matters, but he got 70
sneezing, too. and could do nothing.
Some Of the passengers were furious
at Gallagher. Two Of them attempted
to put him out Of the car. They
clinched him. OF course the more
they shock hdtn the worse things not.
Everybody IL the car was shedding
tears and Sneezing fFightfully. Con-
sternation prevailed. Finally some
BODY made i break To- thedo6r. They
allied, aIFbut Gallagher. adj the III /
fighting him Finaliy tlisy were got
of, and Gallagher kroke to get ont
The car had been stopped. TA0st
who had cot out had reeosefed from
their paroxysras and wanted to lick
Gallagher. But as they started ioE
hira, the thought struck them thai
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-12-21


VILE READ EITHER WAY.-Our
Young friends have heard OF palm
sdrernes-words or lines that read and
SPELL the same backward or forward.
The following sentences, printed in
the London Truth, simply make sense
read word by word either way
Solomon had vast treasures--sil-
yer and gold-things precious. Hap
py aud rich and wise vas he. Faith
fnllvs served he God.
sShe sits lameuting sadly. often too
much alone.
fMan is noble and generous often,
sometimes vain and cowardly.
Carefully boiled eggs are good and
palatable.'
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-12-21

TIM M |Ixsl'hera 4 4
good saor ma Nsrnnis of
sFalerfariI / .ss.I Charlie Bsre.sg.,r.I. !
uncle i d lhe way IL sssrrv.ed 4 vo,,ny
sIlow Indifference i tie l;ve2
80 LID. AZ osker people when ont
1ttiisa With Them had canned ior
z;n, s6inewhnt 81 4 remit atom The
Young sAan. thongh * on,,bt IS ksvs
been dspri{ea of IN can I;csFa.. h,g
special sct r z'srl;ia lament was 80 -
ii 4 duke 81 sach hirh ssansiino a
the political world TIA noboav VEN = 81
tnred more than 4 IS + 'non 80 -
Nth him Tor MS caF. ssxncss and
u.IiIe Iew cared IL ;h,n 4 shooa,ng
fkv e wh;ck & !. .x,& a 80 80
sst.s.n ot Ina ~ it'd v,hsr. 49, cf
more s41ti6n bat sess lIo<A q ri /
heys beer exclnded. Il 80 happened
sliak 0ns October beth -. uasru,,;;.
and Lord J ocal.ne ('linfos.-. |.6 t..'. -
man in onezlion--fannd tLss,s. as
ton park. Il Lord IA oaIords sIss. = Ns. 6
fork There was 4 large 49,
ing az the honse / HI mora SIS ss.
fortunate escape nsons Lord TO-
reckless Rtirs vas the niahklv Tonic .@|
the smoking Eobln Ssvayai "a tbs
nseiiIhad alre4siv been grazsd ON one
81 two oeeck.i;nSrs NJ shola 6rad "A
close dliaptEs ana one Who hsd bssn
his nesfksl heiQhbof one h brnSSne bad
one Il whiskers and ~ abrows
sinked BE- a hash from 4 rnnzzIe
hes aldssIv f;lacsd within Il, Incl ~
his cheek Lord lJocal;ns 49, s,osll
heed to The retnarks "a 81 AMI
sauehinoiv treateA Mo Ii ia GO
a. ;3ke R.,t Tn,,d Wsla-fo-d
shocked his nine +, isiIarSs n,,Iv ;o;n
iff In the AT a IA ~ oont; - ~
d friend. who at near his detsr,a;na.
ton to put an and 10 tbevol,l,,ng man !
exploits should ii come n he wayg N
do so. tits said that Lord Jooeii5e
overheard the reiitark but said notI-
ing! ~ grontess ~ q 8 .tasf 'ils
At all eyents nexk d&1 III 4 r,arka
went out al usiaas asId. "a di'ance
would hare Il Win bbtin6 al o,,t-l
living cover Lord N srfofd ana lord
Jocefine stood fgssE aF,arlt m the
midst of al excltEbg battie 4 rabLit
started out ofthe bushes and ran be-.
tween the two. lord Joceline 1aisre--
garding aipt orders to the contrary
leveled and fred at it The RABBIT
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-12-21

kRA DIAvoLo.-IsAst week TO
g0upg men. modest and green from
Ne eopniry were u iowa. and they
thonaht they would bear the opera.
"a they could tell the folks about il
shen they went b4ck lone. They
saieesed the Fra DiaRolo NIGHT and
we're af che Grand In theirbest clothes
. eniey tbs nmssic. All went snuatth
tsntfl rs. I'D room seems. MIien
thaF began tCfenow little nng4niss-
aesA.Is hey gathered from the sinc-
in6 sAae The fair diva proposed to re-
1ifD When the diva stood bsfore the
glass and began taking Out heraar-
sines . a preliminary, they became
salE sore excited. and enc 81 them
I ~ 1ntsda1 bin, shes ecih
"a M Hs cIotllS els adi - Sc
10. k|.s a. s "a Bit. she dasn'k 4
do i right here before everybody.
! siBnt she Is though. for there goes
the second eAr-bob. andnobody knows E
what Ehassshu~s actors will do sstea
II tsll yOushe dasn;t De it. asniars-sne
L. Lock u Der now. exc, s,zxccitsdly x aid
the other. Thers goes her breast pm
and collar. Wi7 Fofs1
a She .dasn'S do it / tell you. said 81
Hbllls g ~ a.ok NJ t.s
/. Then ths dive made another mo-
1',Thers Bin see her. what's she's r.
doiFf shess yanked her corset OF. and y
she's rdAehin' for the strap, that keeps
her dress on. - ~ g.,,. st
y she dasn't do it, said Bill again.
mere excited than his friend.
Isl Then another motion by the diva
and the first speaker bluFtsd out:
d BY gravy, Bill. if she ain got of,
her dress, then / N q fence rail 4
ussBut she dasn't 20 no further, said
Bill. twisting around in his aeat.
. The diva, after admiring herself in
the glass. and singing her pretty lit
tie love song, stepped 10 chair and
sat down TO take off her shoes.
Il Bill, said his friend, there goes one
Of her shoes I q
We'll, I'm damned said Bill, now
wild with excitement. There goes
the other one, too. The next thing
will be the white thingamagig she's
got on, then the devil will be TO pay,
sure, and don't want TO be around
when they take up the collection.
Let's mosey out at this 1
Aud they mosied Just as the fair
Emma. in her white robe de mat, hop
ped into bed.-The Drummer.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-12-21


HIS Pa NIsHfATED. Say, are
you Mason. or nodfellow, or any
thing, asked the bad boy Of the gro
Gerry man. as he went to the CHINA
mon bag on the shelf and took out a
long stick Of cinnamon bark to chew.
"Why, yes, ofconrse / am, but what
set you 10 thinking Of that asked
the grocery man, as he went to the
desk. and charged the boys father
with half q pound Of cinnamon.
wall. do the goats but when you
nishiate fresh candidate p llf
;'No, Of course MT. The goats are
cheap ones that have no life, and we
muzzle them, and put pillows over
their heads, so they cant hurt any
body" says the grocery man, as he
winked at fellow Odd Fellow who
was seated on a sugar barrel, looking
mysterious "Bnt why do you ask y
30, nnthin, only I wish me and nv
chnm had muzzTed our goat with a
pillow. Pa would have enjoyed his
becoming a member ofonr lodge bet
ter You see. pa had been telling as
how much good the Masons and Odd
Fellers did, and said we aught to try
and grow up good 50 we could jiue
the lodges when we got big, and /
asked pa if ii would do any hurt for
us 10 have a play lodge in my room,
and pnrtend to nishate, and pa said
it wouldn't do any. hurt. he said it
would improve our minds, and learn
rs TO be men. So my chum and me
BARRED a goat that lives in livery
stable. Say. did Won know they keen
a goat in a livery stable 50 the horses
went get sick? They get used to the
smell Of the goat, and after that moth
ing can make them sick but glue
factory. ] wish my girl boarded in
q livery stable, then she would GET
used TO the smell. Iwewe home with
her from church Sunday night, and
the smell OF the goat on nay clothes
made her sick to her stummick, and
she acted just ike an excursion on
the lake, and said il / didn't 90
and bury, myself and take the'smelI
ont Of me che wonldn't never 20 with
me again. She was just a. pale a. i
| ghost, and the perspiration On her In
/ was just zif she had been bit BY d
street sprinkler. "a see my chum
and me had to carry he goat up to mr.
room when pa and ma was out riding
and he blated 90 we had 10 tie 4
handkerchief around his nose, and his
feet made such q uUise Cd the floor
that we put some baby socks Oh hi
feet. Gosh, how frowy a goat smells,
don'tit? / should think ron Masons
must have strong stummix Why
don't you have q skunk or i mule for
. trade mark. Take 1 mule nd an
noint It with lmbnrg cheese and gon
could initiate and make = eandidate
smell Just Is bad e with 3 gosh daru
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