, 1882-06-24
Editorial Spinninss.

man Thousand dollars TO Jerk Gultea1
Why not turn cowboy loose at him.
A couple OF murderers vii! 20 down
from the Sacramento chute OF fiums on
the Goth Of July to keep Gui,e.u COM
aany.
| Ex-Cadet Whitaker is now lecturine
on the possibilities Of his mouth, it have
ing been asserted that he bit of his own
ear.
A Convention OF the Episcopal Church
recently assembled in Chicago, decided
that women shall not vote at parish cleo
tions.
There Is sgrowing opinion tha, Guiteau's
sister IS crankess- Thera is no statute
forbidding birds OF leather, rocsting to.
gether
Ohio in banc has gone back on the
Pond liquor law, and now, the happies.
lrrigatihg fluid there, is the =. Pond" e1-
tract of gin cocktail.
! The Iowa editors are coming to this
country IN body, some time in August
People can't be in too much of a hurry
about getting vaccirated.
Knee breeches are to be- Worn nsxt
winter in Boston. All the saw mills there
are running on full time in order to get
| IN stock of board dust.
Anticipating universal food, an Iowa
man is building 800 foot ark. He has
placed tickets at S. 900 per head. That's
where the smile comes IN.
| 1t is said by Montgomery, editor of the
Sentinel, that Cheney is to have the boss
Fourth. Montgomery is large fraction
OF the Cheney public, and it must be So.
Many snciety men in England wear
bracelets. There are many society men
in this country who are wearing bracelets
for ep.bezzlemeut, defalcation and the
like.
Bob Insersoll disappoints all expecta
tions Of the wise men by saying, that no
matter hoSrich his Colorado mine proves,
he intends to keep up his clack about To-
igion.
The only thing of positive kind de-
veloped at the recent Greenback couyen-
ton, Was, that the Greenbackers will
elect the next president Paste this in
your hat.
Guiteau desires to live because he
claims TO have a mission to perform
| Perhaps the devil will let him come back
now and then through the spirituslistic
| gap, to work Oh his mission.
The fact that Germans have settled up
certain portions of Missouri and Illinois.
has advanced the p1ceof land fully 20 per
cent. beyond that farmed by the natives
There is a thought in this, good for
know-NOIhings TO ponder.
The San Francisco Board of Trade has
organized society III the hope Of check
ing the tide Of emigration 10 this country.
| If the members lie about US as readily
and persistently as they lie ab,u their
! own country, the tide may b checked
| We exaaet tb. Salem St,,eaaaa Is a
thrifty. neysy enterprisinr fraction in
the literary world, but for the life of us
V. cannot tell by reading it; f,r We cant
| real il II Is mt M We, from tie Dress.
rolled into 4 mass. wrapped in wai aad
| aha, inro,be mail to co,.. .ut hiur.i.
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men have gone OUT of journalism, the
editors Of Washington Territory should
come together and or,anize a press
Association Tb-rs ara matters Of bus
mess I, attend 70. bat above all. there Is
the ADVANTAGE Of personal ACQUAINTANCE
70 b.. Gained by this move, and We hope
# Sil; H.. r,ade-aud now
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preachers to ap,.Iy To tn. Literary Bureau,
,hera CONSTANT sunnlv Of ready-made
| ,.,r,o,s n, hand and may hs had nj
I;,;,o -,tas These sarmons are written
bv news,ap, men and Bohemians, and
,Ler are f,st-.l,.s in soirit and intel
lectu.li,y.
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