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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
AMed by a Name.

Last evening in Union line car, COM
ing down from the ball ground, there
was quite an amusing incident. A big
man, while discussing the merits of the
game, stepped upon another's toes and
hurt them very badly. The injured man
was redheaded, and ofan ugly disposition,
evidently, and he got as mad as wet
hen in about an eighth of a second.
"You miserable cur" he exclaimed,
$40 you come from Northern Indiana,
that you've got feet that want to take up
whole horse cart"
The offending man, not noticing the
savageness of the query, replied: 81 beg
your pardon, sir; my stepping upon your
toes was wholly accidental. hope you
are not seriously hurt"
"Hurtp' growled the red-headed man,
who seemed to rather want to fight, edo
you think it would hurt you to have your
toes ground by No. IA? You ought to
go out in ten-acre lot by yourself and
practice handling those feet"
The crowd laughed at this remark.
Still the reviled man did not get angry.
He said: every likely you are right.
I've thought of doing it. You mus,
pardon my awkwardness, but l assure
you it was unintentional."
Il don't know whether I'll pardon you
or break your head on the pavement,
said the red-headed man. 81 suppose,
though, seeing you've begged SO hard,
I'll have to let you Off"
The two sat down side by side, and
gradually dropped into conversation,
though the red-headed man was still
grouty. Finally he asked the mild.
hammered man who he was. Quietly
and modestly the latter replied:
"Pm called Tug Wilson"
The look of horror that came over the
face of the red-headed man as he realized
how recklessly he had behaved and how
near he had probably come to getting q
frightful beating, was sight tosee. His
eyes hung out and his jaw dropped, he
was so scared. He at first appeared dis
posed to apologize, but couldn't quite see
his way clear to do it. Hehitched about
nervously for minute, and then made q
bolt out of the car. The passengers
shouted.
Then the mild-mannered man said
"Ladies and gentlemen, am not Tug
Wilson, but thought that was the best
way to revenge myself on that black.
guard. "-Philadelphia NeWs-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

ceived BY, and unkind deeds done to.
those who have not tact sufficient to leave
certain words unsaid or questions UNI
asked. Some persons never know when
not to put a question, Some other per-
sons never fail to put it exactly at
tho right time. One gets a curt.
cold or insulting reply. The 9th
er receives courteous and full
answer. One wins respect, the other
contempt. Now this gals and frets the
tactless one, but if he only knew human
nature better, he-perhaps more often
she-might have avoided it. You may
be constantly in company with another
of greater slowness or quiekness. If
the latter, one moments haste on your
part may make him pleasant all day. If
he is slower than you and you keep
steady step with him for brief time, it
NAV smooth your path. In other words,
tact to see and know the fitness of
things and willingness on your part to
make concessions to meet their de-
mands, will generally win the day. 1t
max es no difference who the other par
ty is; whether between parents and
children. husband and wife, teacher
and scholars, business partners, minis
tiers and people, whoever the other par
ty NAV be, tact, kindness and willing
ness to bend will save great deal Of
the wear and tear of life. We do not
say all, but it is worth trying to see how
much.
But the fact remains that more friction
comes from within ourselves than from
without. Ambition, envy. and the legion
of foul spirits which attend these, unite to
wear away the heart. How often do
they succeed in squeezing out the juices
of life. and leaving it but dry, bitter
rind. And then the man looks out upon
the world and thinks it all as dry and
bitter as his own heart. What is this
beauteous world and the great loving
hearts in it to such soul? No wonder
he cannot comprehend them. What
we need, each one, is to cultivate fruit,
and by so doing kill out the weeds. Re-
joice in others prosperity, and then we
shall not envy their good fortune.
Think of our blessings. and then we
shall not re lie our hard lot. Look for
flowers, and rainbows, and gorgeous
sunsets, notfor clouds, and fog. and rain.
We need to think more of our fellow
men and forget self. We need to live
in the sunlight of the presence of God.
and our hearts shall sing new song of
gladness, peace and love. Then shall
we have conquered the irictions of life,
and in this light and this spirit. we shall
ever do our best workers for
God. workers for man, and thereby
workers for our best selves.-G0idei,
Rule
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
USEFUL Ard SUGGESTIVE.

The real old harvest apple of our
grandfather's days Is to be found no
more.
The farmer who leaves his pillow to
rot in the fields all winter is usually che
one who finds most fault with the con-
dition of the country.-M Y. Herald.
Red ants are said TO like lard bot
ter even than sugar; for this reason, il
the red ants are troublesome in kitchen
or store-room. set plate well creased
with lard in the room. 1t will soon be
covered with them, and you can dispose
of them; put the plate back, and keep
on dolng SO until they are exterminated
IN. Y. Post.
Marble Cake: Oight) One cup
sugar, half cup each of butter and
milk, whites of three eggs, two cups
-four, one and half teaspoonful of baS-
ing powder. DARK Half a cup each
of brown sugar and moiasses, one fourth
cup each of butter and milk, two cups
of flour, the yelks of three eggs, one
and half teaspoonful of baking pow.
der, one teaspoonful each of cinnamon.
cloves and allspice.
--Beefsteak Pudding: Line your ba-
sin with thin suet crust. For . small
pudding take three-quarters of pound
of rump steak, cut in thin slices with
out fat or gristle; make a powder of
pepper and salt, dip each slice into it
and lay it round in layers in the basin
until nearly full. Fill up the center
with oysters or mushrooms, tie it tight
and boil for three hours; add water in
the saucepan as required, but it must
not reach the top of the pudding basin.
Fill up the basin with good stock.--M
Y Herald.
"A correspondent of the Queensland
er supplies that paper with the follow
ing on the subject of potato-growing:
81 tried an experiment with potatoes
this autumn. as seed was scarce. took
cuttings of potato tops and planted them
in the wet weather, and they took root
and bore better crop than the original
root. Some of the seed potatoes were
growing strong before l set them. SO /
slipped off the superhuous shoots and
planted them, with very good results;
and any one with a small supply of good
seed may largely increase it by this
simple method"
One objection to large farm. Of
sufficient capacity to meet the wants OF
a great farmer, is that it concentrates
all the crops and all the manure at one
point. In harvest time short hauling of
hay and grain saves valuable time, and,
when manure is to be drawn, short dis
tances to the fields from the heaps or
sheds very much lessons cost. 1t is
better to divide on large farms and have
two or more separate points of concen-
tration in distribution, and thereby save
great cost to team work. And, too, it
is very wise to divide the farm buildings
rs to not have them all burn at one fire.
These are general considerations. ~
y. Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
Old Strawberry Beds.

Strawberry vines that have been per.
mitted to cover the ground and have
borne one good crop of fruit, will not
pay the labor of wedding out, and as a
rule should be plowed under as soon as
the crop has been gathered; but if one
has neglected to set new bed the past
spring, and desires to grow enough for
family use, two or three rods of the old
bed may be saved, and made to furnish
another year what fruit is wanted for
home use.
One of the easiest and perhaps the
best way to clean out an old bed, is to
spade in the vines, leaving rows about
a foot in width and four feet apart. A
good dressing of manure should be
spaded in with the vines; and the rows
of vines left standing should be well
cleaned out, leaving neither weeds or
grass. Some believe it best to NOW of
the tops of the old vines, but as we have
never tried this method we cannot
speak of its advantage from experience;
but if the vines do just as well by so do
ing, it would be an improvement, be-
cause it would lessen the labor OF weed
ing out, which is the one great draw
back on continuing an old bed; not
only is it a very tedious task to weed it
out in the first place, but the wedding
must continue until cold weather, or
the grass will become so thick that it
will greatly lessen the crop the next
season. If the land be in good condi-
ton, the space spaded up will be well
covered with vines before cold weather
sets in; if so, then next spring the old
vines may be spaded in to make paths
to stand in while picking the fruit.
If one has a strawberry bed away
from the garden, and it has been kept
clean of grass and weeds. it may be left
over another season without cleaning
out; and it will perhaps furnish half a
crop another season without expense,
except the use of the land; but if in the
garden, this should never be done, as it
nils the ground with weed seeds, which
will take many years to get out
A strawberry bed in the garden
should under no circumstances be per-
mitted to stand over the second year
without being kept as clean of weeds as
it is the first year. We know that the
temptation is great to let it stand,
hoping to have time to clean it out,
which in many cases never comes. The
decision should be made within two
weeks after the crop is gathered; and if
it Is decided to let it stand another year
the work of cleaning out should be
commenced at once. = Massachusetts
PL0uQItrnan
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
"A Canadian medical iourna

"A Canadian medical journal is the
authority for the assertion that acute
articular rheumatism has been cured by
fasting during four to eight days.
Chronic rheumatism is harder to deal
with. Cold water or a moderate allow
ance of lemonade was given the pa
tients. DIR. Wood. of Bishops College.
Montreal, believes that rheumatism is
only a phase of Indigestion. Absolute
rest to the viscera is the only way to .
certain cure. Simple abstinence from
food. he finds. gives excellent results.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
PERSONAL

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, win
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men (young or O!d) who are at
ficted with nervous debility, lost vita ity and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration of health and manly vigor.
Address as above. N. B.-No risk 10 incurred,
Is thirty days trial is allowed.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

The pleasure Of living Is increased BY ju-
dic;ous selection of nutritious food. The true
epicurean will avoid diet not pleasing to his
palate and satisfactory, to his stomach. An
invalid suffering from dyspepsia who finds this
or that gives hun greater or less stomachlc
suffering, heartburn, ETC., should choose the
ones less aggravatiig to his feelings. The
writer cured himself Of dyspepsia by . diet
consisting principally Of soft boiled eggs
toast, beef-steak cooked rare, baked potatoes
and " .rm new milk, using as tonic DIR. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and sarsaparilla, medf-
cine highly recommended a. strengthening to
the digestive organs.-1ines Correspondent.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
Important.

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage and expressage and carriage hire, and
site the Grand Central Depot $50 elegant
rooms, single and in suits, fitted up at an ex-
pense of one million dollars. Rooms reduced
to 81 and upward per day on European plan.
Elevators. Restaurant supplied with the best
Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all
depotA
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
He Suffered for Thirty-Hve Years.

GUILFORD, CT, May Is, 1868.
For thirty-fve years have been the victim
of that terrible disease, Dyspepsia: have con-
s lied eminent physicians and tried almost
every RENE ly. Ny family physician finally
told me could not be cured. The first dose
of Goes Dyspepsia Cure helped me, and to-
day consider myself cured, and am ready to
affirm that it is the most valuable medicine
ever placed before the public.
G. II. RICHARDSON.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

Mrs. MARIA L. WINToN, of Batavia, O.,
writes ~ believe suffered more from dys-
pepsia than any woman living 1t just seemed
that no kind of food would rest on my stom-
ach. My habits were very irregular and my
generally health Consequently broke down.
Several medicine, tried relieved me at first
but soon got worse again. was recon-
mended to give DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and sarsaparllla Q trial. It has now been
three months since quit taking it aud have
not suffered any symptoms Of dyspepsia since,
and my habits are now very regular"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
A Heavy Swell.

Jacob Fl. Boomer. Virgille, N. T., writesy
"THoMAs' ECLECTRIC OIL cured a badly
swollen neck and sore throat in forty weight
hours. My wife was also cured of lame foot
in twenty-iour hours"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
HANLAN'S HOME.

Hanlan, the champion oarsman Of the World was
born In Toronto. Canada and won his frt amateur
race on Toronto Bay. Afterwards he maze his name
famous by his great victory 1t the Centennial In 1876
Since then he has defeated every oarsman Of promi.
nence not only in this country but fromthe antpodes
of Australia to the shores Of Great Britain and he
now patiently waits for the next man who is to attempt
to make him lower his standard Of victory which has
been 20 lohk waving in triumph. Any one taking even
cursory glance at Hanan. and who notes his clear.
bright eye his pure skin and we'll knit frame would
be convinced that purity Of blood and robust health
were his bthrght. hence. the basis of his strength
and endurance. Purity ofblood y unquestionably the
seat Of life and health and obtain 1t and keep II.
nothing in the world can compare to Burdock Blood
Bitten.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

ANoNG the most efficacious Of remedial
agents are the medical preparations from the
laboratory of Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn
Mass.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

Pain, Irritation, Retention, Incontinence
Deposits, Gravel, DC, cured by ''Buchupaiba. u
81. Send for pamphlet. E. 8. Wells, Jersey
City, N. j.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

THE Burr family have had a reunion in
Maine, which reminds the New York Times
that the Burrs always stick together.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

So THEY have got corner on tan-bark,
have they! Well, well; that accounts for
the different favor of clearinghouse coffee
| of late.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

THE market is flooded With worthless and
vile compounds for the rejuvination Of the
hair, b t Caroline, the great petroleum hair
renewer and dressing, as now improved and
perfected, still takes the front rank as the
besG preparation ever offered to the public.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

funny IN to have somebody in the crowd
remark that he always liked that story
BOSTON Post
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

VERY like It: Tutor-"W What, what Mum.
bles! How do you translate semetipsumP
Master Mumbles with some slight hesita,
ny" Half tipsy, sirp'-LoHdon Punch
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

Latin is dead language, and that is why
doctors use it for writing out their prescrip-
tions.-N q. Picdyune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
kidney Disease.

WHAT Adam sail on beholding the first sun
rise: go West, my sun, GO West"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

In response to an inquiry for court plaster
the other day Detroit druggist handed out
piece about six inches square and asked the
boy IL he thought that would do. ~ dunno. |"
was the doubtful reply. "Who is 1t forP'
"For father" Didn't he say how rye .
piecel" "No; but know that isn't half
large enough. Ma hit him with the whole
side of the washboard at once, and that won't
begin to cover the elf r'-Detroit Free Press
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

C. Blacket Robinson proprietor Of the Canada
nesbyferidn. Toronto. Ont. writes: For several
years have suffered greatly from oft recurring bilious
hcadachea I used your Buriock Blood ButerS win
the happest results and now feel myself better IN
sterling character of your preparation
Sold by all Druggists
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

SOME hotel clerk must have originated tn,
expression: "Tnere is always room at Tx
top.''-Boston Star.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

The shrewd old man told his amiable little
boy that ii was better to waste other peoples
ti,le thar his own.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners for those
new boots or shoes before you run them over.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

IT is downright mean, the way we serve on
teeth. In CHILDHOOD we cut them, and in OLD
age drop them.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

BEFORE an apple becomes cider it must 60
the rounds of the press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

WIsE's Axle Grease will suit you II it don't,
get your money back.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

CHAPPED HANDS, lace, pimples and rough
skin cured by usin Juniper Tar Soap, made
| by Caswell, Hazard q Co., New York.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

PURE COP LIVER on, from selected livers,
on the sea shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co.,
New York. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa
| tients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians decla, it superior to all
other oils
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

FRAZER AXLE GREASE continues to lead an
competitors by big majority. All dealers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

Mr. J. Marsh Bank Of Toronto, Ont, writes: BIZ
fousness and dyspepsia seem 10 have grown up VITA
me- having BEEN q sun rer for years. ! have Tried
many remedtes but with no lasting result until useu
your Burdock Blood Bitters. They have been truly
blessing 10 me. and cannot speak too highly OK
them
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

USE Wise's Axle Grease.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

WIsE's Axle Grease. Use it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

Try the new brand, aspiring Tobacco"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

1IIEO. .. ChNII,
Secretary and General Manager.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-07-06

The new combination of Smart Weed and Beladonna, used in Carter's Backachs Plasters, has proved to be one of the best that could be made. Try one of these popu- lar plasters in any case of weak or lame back, backache, rheumatism, neuralgia, soreness of the chest or lungs, etc., and you will be surprised and pleased by the prompt relief In bad cases of chronic dyspepsia, a plaster over the pit of the stomach stops the pain at once Ask for Carter's Smart Weed and Bel Iadonna Backache Plasters. Price 25 cents.
 Wholesale by Richardson < Go. all drug ists at retail. jy6-6d-1w
Morning journal and courier., 1882-07-06
A Fine Turtle.

A very handsome green turtle weighing 145 pounds will be served up this afternoon and evening at the Florence House. MT. Herbert, the veteran turtle steward of New York, arrived last evening and will superin- tend the manufacture of the soup. Mr. Her bert pronounced this turtle as fine one as he ever saw and that it will make an elegant soup" The steaks were also very fine. Fami- lies and others wishing to obtain the soup and steaks can be accommodated by calling at the Florence House this afternoon at three o'clock. Prices as usual.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-07-06
Excurs1on of the Continental.

The steamer Continental made pleasant excursion to New York the Fourth, carry ing with her about fouS hundred passengers. The officers of the boat with their customary forethought had made every arrangement for the comfort of the party, and all present en- joyed themselves Although it stormed when the boat reached New York, the company de- parked and started in various directions to see the sights in the metropolis. At eleven o'clock p. m. the Continental started on the return trip and arrived here at the usual hour
Morning journal and courier., 1882-07-06
Arrest of 8 Lawyer.
The Charge Subornation of Pertury-
 sfSfo

The Charge Subornation of Perjury
 Bonds Furnished.
 The question of settling the estate of Loyal Moulthrop, of Wallingford, has been under consideration by Judge York of the Probate Court for some time, the principal dispute being over the amount due s. F. An drew, the trustee. Several witnesses swore in the Probate Court that they were in pos session of money belonging to Moulthrop, and afterward they appeared and testified that their testimony false and that the allegations they had made had been instiga- | ted by Henry F. Hall, 8 lawyer of Walling l ford. While g farther hearing was in prog ! ress yesterday morning Sergeant Wrinn ot 1 the police court came in armed with the war. | rant issued on Judge York's complaint and arrested Lawyer Hall. Bonds in $1, 500 were 1 given. Mir. Moulthrop was later put under 1 arrest and Mir. Hall gave bonds for him.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-07-06
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
Thurs,iay h.rn;ls. July 6, 1852.
NEW ADVERTISEMENT TO-DAY y.

NEW ADVERTISEMENT TO-DA y At Druggists'-Carter's Iron Bitters. Art Sale Continued-Eyarts Cutler. Auction Sale-B. Booth. Belladonna Rackache Plasters-At Druggists. Carter's Liver Bitters-At Druggists. Excursion-steamer Elm City. For Rent-House-Johnson& Bro. For Sale or Rent-House-Merwtn Agency. Glass Fruit Jars-A. W. Minor. Little Silver Piils-At Druggists. Lamb Broth-See Moss Farine. Mantel Mrrurs rs-Cuters Art Store. Meeting-Tsx Committee. Pictures-Cutler's Art Store. Removal-Dr. E. L. R. Thompson. Strayed Away Chestnut Mare-C. c. Ford. Sunday at Cohey Island-Elm City. Selling Out-Evarts Cutler. Stolen-Bay Mare-1O1 Wo ster Street. Wanted-Corset Hands-I. Newman Co. wanted-Shirt Ironers--Elm City Shirt Co. Wanted-Gir1-34 Whitney Avenue.
 Wanted-Girl-34 Whitney Avenue. Wanted-Lady-29S Chapel Street.
 Vanted-Salesm esmen-Geo A. Stone.
 Wanted-Carriage Trimmers-J. E. Goodrich G Co. Wanted-Girl-IS Hone Place.
 Grand Street.
 Wanted Situation-78 Day Street.
 Wanted-Si -Situation-215 Franklin Street.
 Wanted-S -Situation-32 Gill Street.
 Wanted-Situation-226IG Congress Avenue.
 Wanted-Situation-59 Grown Street.
 Wanted-Situation-134 Dewitt Street.