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BRowN's IRON BITTERs
does not contain whiskcy
or alcohol, and viii not
blackcn the teeth, or cause
headache and constipation.
1t Will cure dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, heartburn, sleep
lcssncss, dizziness, nervous
debility, weakness, &c.
Use only Browns Iron Birters made by
Brown Chemical Co., Baltimore. Crossed
red lines and irlde-m-r. on wrapper
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TO Nervous SuHerers-Tho Great European
Rem edy.
r.. ]. U. SIMPSONS SPECIFIC MEDICINE.

BACK or Side, Loss
OF Memory, Pre-
mature old age
and diseases that
lead TO consmpt.
ion, insanity & an
early grave or
both. No matter
how shattered the
system may be
80.
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RAIL ROAD TIME TABLE
WINTER TIME TABLE.

PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. PHIL.
ADELPHIA & ERIE X. r. DIVISION.
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Summer
Complaints

At this season, various diseases of the
bowels are prevalent, and many ltpes are
lost through lack of knowledge of safe
and sure remedy. PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER is q sure cure for Diarrhpa, Dys-
entery, Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Summer
Complaint, ETC., and is perfectly safe.
Read the following:
BAISBRIpGE, n. Y, March ., 1881.
PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER ner,r Jail. 70 aford
instant RELIEF for cramp and pain in tue ,tomach.
N,cHo1vlr1r. sSSHFa 4. 7. Feb. sSHDIsn. ), Isl.
ehs s hS 81 M
used 1t for years. and 1t Is sure cure every time
~ Messos. Iowa, ;rsIss a.ssh Y =, Psi lssl,.
cr.ap ays Ssd R n rys soss &
instant rene' cAnsrsvILIE, q ai. T. Fsb y, ISL
fSy tSshfy s ffa SS"h Powa
complaints. and It a,rays Would not feel safe
without , o''ls 'ro nj nosi ssso, Me- Jan = issi
ydaa ae Il @ Days and SS nShss sSss
should allow it to be out Of the family -
ONEIDA N .Teb + t, iiSisi. il. Isl.
aWsys eef sSf H1E Gr re ier hsfdy dare
to go to bed without a bottle in the house, f.,
coswArnono, s. G., N feb. e seshs1 x. issi.
Nsary every family in this section kesEs bottle
onrrnlp. u nars1sH 4 SGs4IhaGs paassI. Feb g. lssl
Ihaye known PEIRY DAvIi PAIN KILLER almost
from the day 1t WAS introduced, and after years OF
observation and use regard It's presence in my
household Us an itdiy,etsad, necessity
l. y POTTER, u. y. Consul.
BuRToN.oS.rREST. ENG.
had been several days suffering severely from
diarrhcea, accompanied with intense pain. when
tried your PAIS KILLER, and found almost instant
relief ii. j. NooSE-
81 MONTAGUE ST LONDON, ENC.
During residence OF twenty-three years in India,
i have given 1t in many caseR of diarrhna dysen-
terry and cholera and never knew Il to fail to give
relief. Il. CLARIDGE
No family can safely be without this
invaluable remedy. Its price brings it
within the reach Of all.
For sale by all druggists at 25c., SOC.
and Sl.00 per bottle.
PERRY DAVIS'& son, Proprietors,
Providence, r. /.
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Five opedisns Husbands.

There were Eve OF them together,
and Il was late. They had been
drinking. Finally oae of them
louked nj the clock and said.
What will oar wives say when we
come heme2
Bet them say what they want TO.
MiHe win tell me. TO 60 TO tirc mis-
chiet responded No. 3
III tell you what wo will do. Let
US meet hero Ia the morning, aud tell
our experiences. Let The one who
has refused TO do what his wife tola
him 10 do when he got home pay
tor this evenings entertainment.
That's good idea. We will agree
to that. SO The party broke up and,
went to their respective homes,
Next morni,,g tiey met at tho mp
pointed Tlnce ard began TO tell their
experiences.
Said No. L:
When | opened the door, my wife
was awake. She said: A pretty time
of night for you to be coming home
You had bet,cr "a mr. and sleeu in
| Tho oio non far that's where Won will
come 90 s,,o,er mr. later. ANYHOW
Rather ,..m nay for oil wc Md irant
Las, ,,igh. I .I;J wn.t shn MIA me ~
Tbnt le,s ma ont
| Naxtf
Nh . c,oorod b;s ,s,ro,t a,na said.
When vot home i stumbled over /,
chair and INV w I'M called. gYrrre yo,
are again, yo,, drunken hutel You
had be,tcr wake nm tho children. AMI
s,avya. abom for awhile ga ahrv car
I 600 %hat a drunkcm bru,e of n lathe,
thew are afflicted will, though
lin hast tl,iuu 4 conla do undcr err.
cum. t,uces w.,s 10 obey: SO 4 week,
IN the children ami staggered aro,rnt
Until INV wifc hiute;I 10 ma To sion
\ She used a ,.l,,ii. In conveying III,
hint shat let. eout.
Next
1 No. 3 smoke mn and SAIL; I han
pen.I 10 s,uml,,e oyer tho nan q
jouvh. mud INV wife sand, Drnpj
ayains Hadn't you better sit dawn 1,
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A Local Har,nry.


a hercnry, the snmncr resort and
nesting place oil the @lur heron, a
few miles above the tcrminus eff the
H@ro,ls Creek Nlrrow-gange rail
rad. il the resort Of a larger sock OF
that hong tcgged iowl this season than
was ever Rot&yed before, aud it has
been their breeding place for fifty
years. They come every spring, raise
"a brood Of young, which the, feed on
fish they catch from the river, and as
soon as the yosag can start on long
journey, they return to the land OF
hot weather anu alligators. They
bnild their nests in the tnps of the
highest trees, and when they leave
their nests they so straight up in the
air to an immense hcigkt, and then
start off in the direction of their FISH,
ipg-place. In returning they follow
similar rule, and when they reach a
period above the heronry they desc md
with great rapidity to the tops Of the
trees. They are very hard to shoot,
the only chswce being at the moment
they aEGht. and the hunter has to
wstch their descent, and be quick with
n long-range gun, or all his waiting
and watching will he in vain. Mr..
joseph W.. Fowler, the druggist at
Second and Green streets visited the
heronry short while ayp. and snc-
cecded in bringing down fine male
heron. He has taxilernatlzed the
bird in handsome style and it stands
on the hjor in its natural position and
measures four feet tall. It's wings
measure exactly six iret from tip to
tip, and in all respccts,it is one Of the
finest specimens that has been cap
tured in this part of the country for
years. There is one in the flock, how
ever, that is said by those who have
seen it, to be- one-third taller than thu
one brought down by Mr. Fowler,
and he Intends trying to secure it
beforethe heronry is vacated.-[ Lou
isville Post.
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Jennie, my sweetheart, | am going
to give You diamond ring to show
nay love for you, and cause your
proud father to rcleui, said he, and
he pressed her hand with fond ardor
She gazed lovingly, tcnderly into his
eyes and word OF delight went from
her own lnstrous orbs and she said
oh do; you are such darling, aud
am sure father will consent. aud SHE
leaned over his shoulder. But
swcety, do you know what have
got to do in ordert to accomplish such
a job? must give up cards, and
smoking, and chewing, gurn,aiid cock.
tails, aud II will be mighty hard
Aud shc snuggled upa little closer
aud whispered: "0h, Charles, you.-
yoll are so good. Aud there they sat
and sat until the wee small hours had
been creeping on some time. And
so they sat there every night unit
she got the ring, and then she Tilted
him. S
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Handsomsst in the Drove.


: When he had finished with tn,
climate, soil and productions oil Idaho
one of the group asked;
How abont educational facilities?
That's the only thing we lack, re-
piled the oil man, with a mournfu'
sigh We've got schools enough, bnl
can't keep no teachers.
What's the trouble!
Well, take nay school f@ instance
only two miles from the rcares,
house, emmcntly situated on the top o.
kill and paying the highest salary
We can't kcep teacher over two
weeks. ,
Do they die?
Some do, though it's no place lol
lying. We had a yoane fellow from
Ohio, and he met agrizzly and whist.
led for him. The grizzly cum. We
had another, and widder run him
down and married. him inside of !
month. The third one was lame, ant
the lhjuns overlook him. Then w
tried women folks. The first one gol
married the night she lit down there
! took the seconi about the middle Of
the third week, aud tho next one wa,
abdnctcd by a stage robber.
Why don't you get the homeless
women you can fnd--some perfect
old terror, like that lantern jawed
razor-laced female over there by the
ticket. window?
Why don't we? Stranger, yot
Eastern folks will never nndcrstanr
us pioneers in the world--never
That's my wife-tlle identical schoo
teacher married, and she was tn
handsomest one of the drove.
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EXCHANGE s5rNrIl1AT.oNs


On the 5)th Of June Guiteau will
a'tnp. the only platform, th,t a Stall
wart SHOULD staml npon.- Fceman.
The report that the late Jasse Names
first step Of crime was to nmpiie a
professional base bell match Is 'cS.
lcnt'y bese faiiricstion. II is-wick.
ell to SANDER the dead.-[ Mayfeld
Monitor.
The Denver Tribune thinks an ar
my of Kansas relormcrs is needed in
0hio. There is some truth in this. but
tits not well to depopnlate a Whole
State in such a summary msnncr.-
aSunday Argus,
An ordinary oHc-hoSa cnl'ivatcr is
wBrtk to mankind many times more
than dozen OF these two-leggcd cul-
tivators who stand on the silewslk
aud try to cultivate the acquaintance
Of every strange girl they sec. 4 State
journal.
At this season, tho question which
ihter~ts.s boy is not so much 'wheih-
IN his life viii be CROWDED with Story
aud honor, as whether his new sam-
n,pr vest is 10 he made out Of his faith
er's old trouscrs.-I Elizabcthtown
NcSs.
The size Of the Ian to be nsch at the
seaside this scaSeH ds'cnermaos, Soire
~d them being as much as foar feet in
sumi.circumiercnce. With abig nm
brrIla AMI two fans qnitesa nice little
tent can be contrlved, and it's better
than buying pools on the; races to bel
that Augustus and Maria will fndi'
out before the soaseu is very far gone
Il Sunday Argas. &! a
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AN INFATUATED INDIAN.
How an Ariz,na Radskin Fell in
Love With a Washington Belle.

4 W lsI
.,,,.,, ,,,.
Amons 'ne uo'.s"''ons VI ,"uaa"s '
recen''y o,' sis' 10 'h's. gl.y WINS
Young any sooa. looh'ns '',e,. 'e
was ION" y, sov'e'! nm" n''"e'eu
lh',e mec,y =" uao soc.a, sa'ner;nss
W ", VIZ" . .ne laws WIZ i"'.'ou
us i ,s,ne ~, M"s nv, mo.wa,cnc' ~ pos
:oosou W VI. ,"...a. ,1's..o w poeur
'ar hna'n ., se'rhs ." ,no fight si1e
" '"e mv'"an 'o.ss WIN mno'. NC
was" .a' nv o.i,e' ino 'a'. 'm
~ mas Wy ~; 'ao' anu 'ea' VI a a., ~, I
".ons ns own peoP'e, n'u ", =" Wv
.',n'o =, 'uo oao'as .oo" p,,I',., .. III ,ho
H"os's y. .nc u ..,, Wv. u," liz, - ,,n' Wv
'sar. .'''er,e,c wan 'ns ' hI -
oI'rincs "nnc :" W. . 80 n".,
WIS ",c lesn.a., a" WIZ WIZ, a ,Js
hh. s'er" e,ap WY WIFI oss"y
'nc"',s "h"o' w. .,., leaning "nso "
an "''''''f'o sn' was q'"'' ""e
so,no' ,, Il. .,.o. .,,,oe. .,a.,.,
NV m. h,a a"' .n o. a,ns.;',,, "oa
,nss ,r.r,,v,,o.s '',;n n
~ Ia = ,.' 49,, =, 'o ,..,..,
,,"o., W" p.I =" ns o.,.,;,.. p,.,
such thing asthe bronzed se.age
being susceptible to anything like
.,.,,','.,', ~. ,,,,o, ~, No."
~."sMs ~ ~, Wv 'au, a"u NV.
~, ,,,",. al, H. III, ',,,.,.,, Iora,,.o
eos my wv =" '''' ""9"'
The uns0phisticite,l brave, 1t now
appears, didn't look at Thc affair IN
cgacity the same light. The warrior
from the prilneyaI forests OF tho land
of the setting sun was madly, pas
sionately, heal oyer-hccls in leqe,
and the object Tor which lis soul now
ycarns is u bright young girl OF this
city She il well known as n society
Ts~6ri,e. She met the Young cAiefst
a social party given at the hoire oi
the lniians' hest, Tho interest she
took in him differed in no way From
that manifested BY her sisters, eud
she led him around, admired his dress
land talked pigcon-Engli,hto him be-
cause II was the fashion TO do 30
Ko-wa4che hcgan to buiid sorial liabi-
taliohs under the sHpposiiion that tho
0varpowering attractiyeness OF his
imposing prqscnue was getting in it,
work In thelmost elective Msnner.
In his bosom the. ft'passion burned
I'snd the tics iliathithcrtO bound hin
ITO the wigwams OF his people wer,
\ soop Hept in twin. Although he wa
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A story is told of an editor who
died and went TO heaven, but was
denied adnittance, lest he might NEE,
delinquent subscriber aud bad
feelings be called up to the iletriment
of that peaceful abode. Having to
go somewhere the editor next APP
peare in the region of dhrkness, but
was positively refused adnittance, as
the place was full of delinquent sub
scribers. Yearly the poor editor
turned back to TO the celestial city,
and was met by tho Waterman at tile
portals, who smiled and said a
was mistaken; you can enter, there
isn't " delinquent subscriber IN heav-
emf Kind delinquent subscriber,
does This sketch youY-[ Cowden.
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The Wife's Commandment rs.

l. Thou shalt have no other wifi
but me.
2. Thou shalt not take into III,
house any beautiful hrazcn image o
servant girl, TO bow down TO and
serychcr, for am jealous wife
visiting, etc.
3 Thou shalt n OF take the name OIL
thy wife In vain.
A. Remember Thy wife to keep heI
respectable.
5. Honor thy wire's father and
mother.
6. Thou shalt not fret.
7. Thou shalt not find fault with
thy dinner.
8. Thou shalt not chew tobacco.
.. Thou shalt not be behind thy
neighbor. .
10 Thou snalt not stay out after .
O'Clock al hight.
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Bound to Marry.

A romantic anil very funny clopc-
ment occurred last Sunday. For two
or three YEARS. g orge Harper has
looked with eyes of love apon Caro-,
line Shanks, a. pretty blooming lass,
daughter OF Henry Shanks, who lives.
on Elk creek. three miles northeast of
hers. iIis love was rrquited BY the
Young gill. hui her parents couldn't
see any attractions about him, and
were violently opposed % their mar.
rage. and refused him their daughters
hand in marriage when he came To
ask their consent. The yonng couple
planned an elupement. Last Sstsr,
day night she camcIhere to visit the
family OF her fathers brother, and
their plans were all laid for trip to
Shawncetown the next day, The
girl loved her lover deeply. but she.
also had a strong filial regard for her
parents, and shcitoid Harper to so
once moro to the Odd folks and ask Tor
her and il they refused she was ready
to fly with him. Ee went and was
refused. Sunday morning they
started. The young. man did not have
time 10 polish his muddy boots or
change his checked working shirt for
a "biled" one. nor even put on a
standing collar. Tke gif;l started on
"bucking" mule, which WAS obsti-
nate and contrary. as mules are wont
to DO. Several Of Haruer's friends
were on hand to help tho young
couple of. Finally an exchange was
made, and the girl was placed upon a
gallant charger and the twain and
their friends started. AT this juno.
lure the iratc father Of the girl, with
blood in his eye, appeared on the
scene. He had gotten wind Of the
affair, and the delay occaSioncd BY
tho obstinate mule at the starting
point. gave him time to overhaul the
couple in the lane between Mr.. Jerni-
g,n's and Mrs. Newbraugh's. The
old man had been a good Methodist for
many years. but the event was too
much for liu, and (, like the English
army in Flanders, he "swom terri
bly," and threatened to shoot the
would-be bridegroom full OF holes.
He raved and tore around dreadfnlly
The girls brother grabbed the bride
Of her horse and kept her there. A
number Of Deoplc gathered around,
mnch amused and interested ia the
scene. The girl was brave and true,
declaring that il her father killed hel
lover she would die with him. After
parlev of an hours duration the old
man finally relcntcd and told Harper
that il they would go back homo aud
marry he would go with hun. hunt up
the County Clerk and get the license.
This being all Harper wanted, he,
OF course, readily and willingly ac-
quicsced. The girl sat on her horse
all this time, being strictly guarded by
her brother, who never left his hold on
her horse's bride. Her youth and
beauty. for she was fair, rosy, plumf
and pretty, excited the sympathy and
admiration Of the spectators and the,
were all anxious to see her successful
The old man and the lover returned
with the license, the young couple
rode up to DR.. Dempscy's house, and
sitting upon their horses he made
then man and vile. and they returned
home rejoicing. The old man went
back, too. bnt swearing at every
breath that he wouli shoot the stuff
fng ont Of the next man or set Of mer
that tried to steal one of his gals
jacksonville Times.
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A Good Foundation.

In American households the pre-.
vailing complaints are weakness Of
the stomach and its consequences, In
digestion. Nervousness and Rhcuma
tism. Such sufferers can lay good
foundation for health by using
Parkcr's Ginger Tonic rs it tones up
the stomach and serves, and keeps the
kidneys active 10 carry of the foul
matter.-lN. o. Picayune.
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TIMe rA,lo d eK.et AprIl u. issa.

Close conncsti ms at Nortonyill. for Mnd,.
sonylllc, Henderson, Evansville anil al, pointI
Nofih. Conncrtinns At raducnh with stpnInrrS
eh ,ilio tn'l Tennessee rivers: Al t'ultnn WIN
y. Z. y, i.& \. o. u. H.: At Rives Win ii. Is
" y, h; H.; ~ Pnlucah June. With ~. st. in
II. y. AZ Central Cily for Owrnsborni
at Elizahcthinwn Win IN n. RixISoad. M
louisville with L..C. & l.. RallroalI.J 4 N.
snilroah AMI U. n Mil Line steamers for
.tn,innati an. the North AMI Ea.s; j., III,
i;rai,suai nor indianapolis, JhI,,ro and
and the West. - ~ '''"''
nan D.J. HORTON,
ochl Passenger Ascnh Elixabrlhtown, XIV.
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Mr. Ftp. Bonner, of Mead willie,
Pa, writes: IL feel like a newborn
creature. Transformed from cross
dyspcp,ic and nervous sufferer TO
robust, strong, healthy mai, it all
seems like dream, vet Browns Iron
BitIcrs. did It. | feel very kindly
toward everybody, especially 10 the
inventor OF SO good medicine.
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Brother Smith, Introduce Ne.

Brother Smith, what docs this
meal2
What does what fnean?
Bringing a Niger to this church.
Well, nut him in my own pew.
Your Ownl Is that any reason why
you should insult the whole congre-
CATION?
But he is intelligent and well edu-
Gated.
Who cares for That? lie is Niger,
But be is u friend OF mine.
What OF that? Mus. , on, therefore,
insult Ire whole congregation.
/ But he is q christian aud belongs ID
the same denominations
What do care ter that? Let him
go and worship with his fellow nig
gers.
But he is worth $5,ooo;eoe, said thu
merchant.
Worth what?
Five million dollars.
Worth $5,U00.000! Brother Smith
Introduce me.-tslobe..
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Beware of Imitation.

The delicate odor Of Floreston Co.
Iogne is entirely novel. Look for sly
nature of Hicox & Co. N. Y, on
each butile.
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INVENTORS

Should a,ld-css EDISON BROS, Attorney al
Law and Patent Solicirors. 81 seventh street
Washington, u. e.. for circulars Of instruc-
tfses. Reasonable terms. Reference aA,l all
vice sent PRIZE. VIC attend exclusively to
Patent business Reissues, lnterfercnces. and
cases rejected on other hands specially.
Trade Marks and Caveats solicited. Upon re-
ceipt OF model or sketch, and description we
give our opinion ast patcnsshility.. Free o.
charge. We refer u tho Commissioner OF
'Patons. also to Ex-Commssioncrs. Estal,.
ishcd 1856 "
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Sliiloh's Csiarrh ltcmedy-a pos
tive cure tor Caiarrh. lsiph,hcria AMI
Csnker Mouth. For sale by Gfsli n
Carver.
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Qnirino Gaitan was hanged at
Brownsville, Texas, for murleriaS
Lewis Contrecras, at fandango, Fast
August.
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TO CONSUME 7 IVES.

The advertiser having been permanently
cured OF that drca,l disease, Consul ption, by
simple remedy. Is anxious to make known to
ita fellow sufferers the means of cure. To NIL
who dcHirc ii, he will send copy Oi the pre-
scription used, tfrce o; charyc,) with the iii
rcctions for prciAring and using the same,
which they will hnd n sure cure for COrGiis,
COLDS. CONSUMPTION. AsriINA, BsoScniTIs,
&c. Parties wishing the Prescription. will
please address,. Rev. T.. \. WILSON, ist Penn
ST.. Wllliainsburgh, y. I.
feb. 2S'82-Iy.
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Ell lTarohI. wealthy citizen Of
Wsaclla. H.. shielded by hanging.
while suffering from mental sberra-
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Nervous nobility, melancholy, ga
tarrh of the bladder, lencorrhcn, etc
are quickly cured by Browns Iron
BiIters.
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Lewis Borer, was iound dead at
Washington, G. H., Ohio. lie was
MOI a book agent, as his name would
Indicate.
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PATENTS r: \. Lehman. soiicito,
1 hlIN L o. Of a nerican and t~FrIgn
Patents. Washington. D.. e. Nj Etsines
connected With Patents. whether hcfofe III.
fatnnt t,i,icn orthc Cnnrts. pro pity attendc
gu e.. No charge made unless patent Is Sc.
cured. Send for circular. Dee. 10 1881.
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ERRORS Of YOUTH.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for wears
from NEnrOSs DES1thfT PREM AsyRE DECAY.
and ali INC effects Of Youthful fndtscfetion,
sill for the sake Of suffering humanity, send
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The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-20

A FIGHT took place between party
of railroad hands and a number o.
Ncxicsus in camp near Elpaso, Texas,
which resulted in the killing Of three
Americans and several Mexicann.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-20
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The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-20

A irccHght took place at circus
performance at indianapolis hctwcen
lot OF Circus men aud lot Of rnnghs.
Alex NJ. Tehle, circus man was
killed.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-01-20
A Mouse in School,

A mouse came near breaking up
school in Connecticut, recently. : Trot-
ting about on the floor, the children
spied him, and buzz of whispers called
the teachers attention. ''Now, child
rem said she in kind and motherly
way, keep very quiet, every one ofy you.
Don't move nor say word if the mouse
comes toward you. He is perfectly
harmless The scholars were very
quiet, and watched the capers of the
mouse breathlessly. The teacher had
scarcely finished her brave address,
when mousey ran directly for her, and
began to walk over her feet This was
too much, and the preaching was turned
into practice which refused to dovetail,
as it were. In short, the teacher scream
ed and yelled with fright, and ran as if
pack of red adders were in mad pur-
suit The whole school thereupon be-
came uproarious, and the mouse was
master of the situation. The little fell
low was so delighted that he stood up
on his hind-legs and danced a hornpipe,
leaving the teacher and her tickled pu-
pills in peculiar state of mind.