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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21
ADARING ROBBERY
TWO BOLD THIEVES HELP THEMSELVES To
FARMERS PRODUCE AT THE DEAD
HOUR OF NIGHT.

One of the boldest pieces of viTainy that
has been attempted in this county for many
a day was perpetrated in Carroll township
on Friday night of last week. We have not
been able 70 CLEAN the full particulars in re-
gard to the matter, but from what we have
learned it appears that q couple of adrOit
thieves drove to the barn Of Mr.. Jacob Zern.
an old and well known farmer residing in
the township above named. between the
hours of ten and eleven O'Clock on the night
indicated, and very cOOlly and deliberately
proceeded to load their wagon with such
produce as they could find lying around loose.
There is no telling Just how much grain they
would lave GOT away with had not a son of
Mr.. ZeTn, who was somewhat belated in get
ting home, appeared upon the scene about
the time the two cheeky scamps had succeed
ed in slowing some fifty bushels Of oats and
from five to ten bushels of wheat in their
wagon OF course the unlocked for appear
auce of young Zern at that particular mo-
ment greatly disconnected the plans Of the
bold robbers aud fearing that speedy deteC-
ton would overtake them, it is said that one
of the party suggested the prOpriety of dis
posing Of the IN lcOmr intruder by shoot
ing him on the spot. Be that rs it may
nothing of the kind was attempted and as
soon as Mr.. Zarn entered the house. where
he aroused his father and the other inmates
as speedily as possible, the midnight ma
TaUders got in their wagon and drove off at a
rapid rate i'm the direction Of Carr0lltOwn,
Mr.. Zern and one or two Of his sons mean
time mounting their horses without any un-
,,oc.eeorv- 1aIay and cfor+inrr in hot 'Iaeta
-, ti, fI1ia,ey rTba sttar 61,,s,-s 80
i,+,f,iI,- aircnn,vanta5 tI,air ,,1s,,'rs nv
tearing down a norfion Of fine fence and
driving into 2 field by the roadside. where
fv- II, rursrit who we're unahIe +o saa tban,
0vyind to tba darkness of the NIGHT. had rid
den nv and proceeded a considerable distance
beyond their place of cODcealment, when
mo- AGAIN varitrrad into tho road and turn-
inc their horses hpad in am onn0sifa 5irec-
tion drove toward Nickfown. in Rarr Town
shin where tbav wore fnaIlv overhar7Iad an
bour or two after bv Mr. ZerD and ms Marty
Who yyara NOT long in discovarino tbe tricL2
+bo vi, rase9rs h5d ,,re,-a5 mo-, an, ,1,J
Of course Tstraoad tI,afr. stems and continued
the pursuit with All uossible haste. The re-
suIt was rs already stated. that the two
thieves were 0vprberIIed ut NicEtovvn. hut as
the oyerbauiino didn't stoD or otherwise dis
comrn0dp them i'm tha least we Ieurat TO saw
tbot Nr- varn and his sons had notbinY for
fL|ir Io,,,, ,ida fiIt the La.,i,Lf1l aTi i7-fl,
is f Ifob s'1i 20
aiy,aI,s nrndnctive -Truai is ti,at5 an3a,,d
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a LITTLE DAUGHTER Of Mr.. John Hoover.
aged some two aud a half years, was 50
shockingly scalded on last TuesdayfOrenoOn.
al the residence Of her grandparents in the
Westward, that she died about eight O'Clock
on the following morning. The accident
was caused by some of the older children fas-
tening a string or something of that kind to
the wash-bOiler on the stove and by sudden
jerk uplifting it in such a way as to spill
some of the boiling water it contained on the
little unfortunate, the lower portion Of whose
abdomen, as well as her lower limbs, were
scalded in fearful manner. Dr. Kennedy
was called in and did all possible to save the
life of the little victim, but his efforts wree
in vain.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

CANBRAs New TEMPLE OF JUSTICE
The new Court House, work on which was
begun nearly two years ago, was turned over
to the County Commissioners by Mr. Henry
Shenk, the contractor, on Monday of this
week From foundation to stcepIe il seems
to be the perfection Of mechanical art though
Mr.. Beebe, the architect. has not vet passed
final Judgment upon it. 1t was the intention
of the latter gentleman to have been here last
Saturday, but other engagements will keen
him away until the 27th instant. PenC ing
his verdict the bond of Mr.. Sheuk to make
good any devIatiOnS from the plans and
specifications furnished by him remains bind
ing. Gas has been introduced into the build
ing, which was Illuminated for the first time
on Tuesday night. The fluid is manufac-
tured from gasoline. on the premises and if
all the Jets were not lighted, yet enough ar
tificial daylight was evolved to satisfactorily
demonstrate that the DAYS Of kerosene are
gone so far as the new temple Of justice is
concerned. large number of our citizens
many of them accompanied by ladies, visited
the building during the evening, this being
the first time it was thrown open to the scru-
tiny OF the pTOmlscuGUS multitude. Our
tOw9Smeu, MeSsTS. John W. Roberts and
Abe Hitchue, the former of whom has been
Identified with the new Institution in one ca
pacitv or another ever since itss inception,
and the latter for the most of the time as
carpenter have been awarded the contract
for sweeping, scrubbjng and otherwise clean
ing the inteliOr of the entire concern. which
WORK, when complsted will add stiIl more
to the magnificence Of all its appointments
Their contract price for the work is $40. As
regards the clock it may be said that it keeps
good time, and VIII continue so to do. Mr.
Carl Rivinius, practical clock and watchma-
Eer having been appointed its sole and con-
stant guardian and repairer II is suDDOSed
to keep Pennsylvania Railroad time When
it comes to its dedication we shall lay before
our readers a full and detailed description Of
the new Court House, viewing it from both
outside and inside. In the meantime, we
pronounce it an honor TO the county, a credit
to the contractor, architect and an others
who had hand in its construction, and a
thing of beauty which will be q iuy forever.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21
HE MENEAL

DAVIS-HOWELI.S- on Thursday
evening, April 10, 1852, Mt the residence Of the
brides parents, by Rev. !. J. Hughes Nr. WV.
G. DAVIS, OF Pueblo Col. formerly of John st0wu.
and Miss MAGGIE. eldest daughter OF Eir. Johu
Howell. OF this place.
SW WElTZER-DENINE-- Married. In this place.
on Thursday. April 9th, 1882. by Rev. 4. y. N0rri-
son, Mr.. LEONARD SwFTrzER. OF Coopsrsddle. and
Miss KATE DEvI1E. OF this place.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

WE SHOULD have noted ere this the retire
ment from the ranks of journalism of Major
X. II. Forster, one Of the editors of the ReI'e-
tonte Democrot, who has been succeeded bv
Mr. =. II. Van Ormel, young man said TO
possess more than ordinary ability a. a ne,Q--
paper writer. The ether partner, Mr. SIM
CERT, retains bis interest in the paper. but
what our friend the Major, than whom we
have never met more s0ciable OF courteous
gentleman, intends TO turn his attention to is
more than we can say, though we hope that
health and prosperity may abide with him
for al time to come
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

LIVE AND LEARN 1T is estimated that
there are over two thousand million chickens
hatceed IN the United States every year. But
not more than half of these chicks reach the
size when they are fit to market Tie pfp.
gapes, cholera, etc, kill millions Of Young
chickens every year. These diseases can be
cured by the use OF Phenol Sodique For
sale by druggists and general st0yekeepers.
See advertisements
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

SHER1FF.-Th undersigned win be
~ a candidate for nomination at the approach
'ng Democratic primary election. subject Of course
TO the rules Of the party for the office of sheriff II
Cambria county, and hopes 70 he deemed worthy
of the favorable consideration of his personal and
political friends. JOS. F. DURBIN.
AileQhenv Twp.. ApriI u. 1SS2.-te.
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ADMINISTRA N0TICE

"A Estate Of JOHN BRADLEY. decd.
Having beeni appointed Admins traitor DC b0His
non Of the estate of John Bradley late of LorettO
borough, Cambria county. deceased, the under
signed hereby notifies all persons indebted to said
estate that payment must be made without delay
and those having claims against the same are re
quested to present them in legal form for settle
ment. JOSEPH HOGUE, Administrator.
T.OrettO April p lsS2 st
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

Ladies whoappreciate elegance and purity
are using Parker's Hair Balsam. 1t is the
BEST article sold for restoring gray hair TO its
original color, beauty and lustTe
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21
DMINISTRATOR,s NOTICE-

"a Estate of MARY Ann BRADLEY. decd.
Letters Of Administration on the estate of Mrs.
Mary Ann Bradley, late Of Loretto borough de
ceased, having been issued to the undBrs gnci by
the Register Of Cambria county. all persons know
ing themselves Indebted to SAID estate are hereby
notified that immediate payment is required. and
those having CLAIMS or demands against the same
viii serve their own interests by presenting them
properly probated for settlement.
JOSEPH HOGUE Administrator.
Loretto, pril 81 1s32.-6t.
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CONsI-rTprIoN CHE

Dr. r. Y. PIERCE Dear Str-Death was
hourly expected by Glvself and friends. NV
physician pronounced my disease cOnsump-
tiou, and said | must die / began taking
your Discovery and ''Pellets." have
used nine bottles and am wonderfully reliev-
ed. am now able to ride out.
ELIZABETH THORNTON, MOntOnpO. AK
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CATARRH.

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flying, wholesome relief beyond a money
value. Cure begins from first application
and Is rapid, radical and permanent. Ask
for Sanford's S Radical Cure, Complete for
81 ~ 80
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

OK THIRTY DAYS TE1AL.-We win send Dr.
Dyes Celebrated Electro-Nolteic Belts and other
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days 90
young men and older persons who ara afflicted
with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality. etc, guar
anteeing speedy relief and complete restoration OF
vigor and manhood. Also for Rheumatism. Neu-
ralgia, Paral ysis, Liver and Kidney dit1eulties.
Ruptures and many other diseases. Illustrated
pamphlet sent free. address VOItaic Belt Co.,
Marshall, Mich. F10-2S.-lv.I
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EOR ASsFMBLY.-The nndersirnef

FOR ASSEMBLY.-The undersigned
n offers himself 20 the Democracy of Cambria
county candidate for the Legislature. and IL
found worthy the support of majority of his rel
low Democrats at the coming primary election,
and is endorsed Gt the polls in November next. he
pledges himself 70 serve the interests Of aIl con-
eerued to the best Of his ability and entirely re-
cardless Of either fear, favor Or affection.
JOSEPH GUTWAID.
Ebensburg March 10. ISs2-2m.~
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

4 MBIY.-EDITOR FREEMAN !.
"a You are authorized 20 announce the name Of
MICHAEL BEAtEEy. of Cfallitzin Borough as q
candidate for A Assembly. subject to the approval
OF rejection Of the Democratic voters at tho COM
ing primary election. Knowing bis fitness and
worth can earnestly commend Mr. Bracken to
the cordial support of every Democrat in Cambria
county. MANY CITIZENS.
CfaIiftzin. March -. 1ss2-te
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ALWAYS REFREsHyxe

4 delicious odor is impaired by Floreston
cologne which is always refreshing, no mat
ter how freely used.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

J. Re
DIHAEy PUBLIC DEMONSTRATION.
Yesterday. with the arrival of the great Fore
pauEh show the climax was -eaches and it IS safe
70 assume that the complete history of Cleveland
awuscmeuts affords nothing So remarkable in its
general character The morning trE ius from every
direction we're rhr1ugeL with country people. md
by ten O'Clock, the hour srr for the parade. the
streets presented IN appearance that rem uaGl
Of the recent Eifh OF July celebration. Every
street indeed along the route OF the procession was
filed with men. women and children. it being cs
timGtcd that no less than fifty thousand people
seryaton. And not the least pleasing feature was
the fact that everybody seemed to be repaid for the
trouble OF turning out, although lr would De a
difficult matter for any different feeling to prevail.
complete and interesting that any show has vor-
ed as with iu years. Elegant horses. gildcd char
lots. T8ruamenre cages and cars. cgueEtriaUs
in gay and Hilftcrfng costumes monster drove 81
were among tie principal features. The veteran
commander and sterling gentleman. Mr.. adam
EorepIugh, appeared ia n carriage and received e.
genuine ovation all along the line of travel. Two
stop the sale 9rJcsets no less than i've thousand
people being turn ed away FRI consequence. IN the
evening rho daul0Tst stratiOu was even greater. The
ticket Office was closed at hve minutes past seven,
every available inch Of space under the mammoth
tent being already taken. An extra detail of p0-
lice was needed 10 prevent the iata-c0mers from
fairly forcing entrance. SO great was the interest
and enthusiasm AT both performances twelve
thousand human beings. AT the lowest calculation,
forced TO retire account Of the eELraoTl ina
ry demand for admission. Nothing like it ever be-
fore came under our observation. 1t was Just as
great day for Cleveland as itwas for Adam Fore
pauEh. and apparently one prodted by 10 as much
as the other.
The programme Of the performance was well ar
ranged. and everything passed Of crcGitably and
successfully.
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A ADMINISTRATIONS NOTICE.

a Estate Of PArEIck SAM, decd.
Letters of administration on the estate OF Pat
rick smith. late OF Enunclhlu borough. aeeca-e eu,
having been granted 90 the undersigned by the
Register Of Cambria county. ail persons indebted
fo aid estate are hereby notified tla- prompt pay
Tncrt must be made, and those having claims OF
demands against the same VIII present thcm pro
r,4rlv ,uthentfcated for settlement
JULIA SMITH. Admiuistra triX.
Tuuue1hHI. April IA. 1SS2--6t-~
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FARM no. 2, CONTAINING G8 ACRES,
AUDITOR'S NOTICE.-Tht

A UDITOR'S NOTICE.-The under
"A signed Auditor, appointed by the Court OF
Common Pleas of Cambria county TO hear and de-
eide all questions arising under exceptions lied to
the hnaI account of Henry Walters. Esq. As
siuree of David Smay. and TO report distrioutl on
OF tie funds in his hsnds. hereby gives notice that
he viii sit at his efiCe in Eheu-aUrg. on Monday
the Iat 6cy Of 5I1y T. %. Is5e. at o'clock p n, 80
attend % the duties Of Sold appointment, at which
time and place an parties Interested may attend
ir NOV See uror.a- ALVIN Evans.
FI,ensb7lrr hBrii a. Iss2. ST. Auditor.
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UTANTED-A good, steady girl, to
w do general housework, including washing.
ironing and baking To one who understands the
Lusiness and b. willing and reliable the best OF
wages viii be paid. Apply % H MAY ER & Co,
1ia4 Eleventh avenue. between I1th and 18th sts-,
Ai+oona Pa lf-9--5tI
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Two FARMS At PRIVATE SALE.
ARM NO. l. CONTAINING s. ACRES,

THE undersigned offers for sale at very moder-
I ate prices and on easy payments the following
described real estate, situate In Munster town
ship, Cambria county, to wit:
FARM NO. 1, CONTAINING 55 ACRES,
more or less in good state Of cultivation with a
hewed Log HOUSE. good FRAME BARN and the
necessary outbuildiugs thereon erected
FARM NO. ., CONTAINING 66 ACRES,
less is also In excellent state Of cultiva-
tion and ha- thereon erected a substantial STONE
HOUSE and the usual outbuildings.
THE TWO FARMS
above described are located close 70 the Turnpike
within ouehalf mile OF the village of Munster, on
the +. \ &. K. r.. three and ahat miles rom Ores
Station, y. r. r.. and Rot much more than
that distance from Ebeushurg- There ts q thriv-
Ing ORCH ARD of choice fruit and an abundance OF
pure water on each Of che farms good weiI being
within i've feet Of the house on the farm hrst des
erihed. Nearly all the land is cleared and under
cultivation.
BE- Persons wishing to purchase can either ap-
ply to ex-Sherid JOHN ETAN, JCluzt0vn. or 70
the owner on the premises LII hE EDtTEttN-
Munster Twp, Aprii 4, lSS2.-2m.#
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

The ''GOiden Bloom Of Youth
may be retained bv using DR.. Pierce's s'Fa-
Yorite Prescription, specific for ssfemaIe q
complaints" By druggists.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

TARD. II hereby place myself before
- the Democracy Of Cambria county for noIli-
nation for the ONCE OF Sheriff, subject % the rules
Of the party. JOHN BEHE.
81. An justine 4 Grill g. 1882
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-04-21

FOREPAUGH TEE KING OF SHOwMEN-
As Forepaugh's Great Show is to exhibit in
Johnstowu on Monday. MAY 1st the follow
ing account of the exhibition, clipped from
the Cleveland Herald Ot recent date, viii De
perused with interest by our ciTcUs-e0ug
readers:
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a SSEMBLY.-E EDITOR FREEMAN
"a Dear sir. Please announce the name of A.
J. CHETsTT. of Loretto. as q candidate for Assem-
bly, subject the rules Of the Democratic party Of
Cambria county MANY DEMOCRATS.
LOretto, March p, lSs2.-8t.F
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-07-01

The following are the officers
elected by Grand Lodge No. 10, I.
0. G. s. and D. of G., which assem-
bled in this city on the goth ult:
W. J. Moore, Grand Chief; r. H.
Simmons, D. G. Chief; G. A. Me-
bane, P. G. Chief; A. A. Powell, G..
V. Chief; ]. N. Raspberry, G. Pre-
late; 2. T. Pearsall, G. Secretary !;
B. x. Ellorby, G. Treasurer; C. E..
Sampson, G. Conductor; G. T.
Wassom, G. Lecturer; D. Morrisy,
G. Marshall !; P. G. Hall, G. I. Guar
dian.
Charlotte messenger. [volume] (Charlotte, Mecklenburg Co., N.C.) 1882-18??, 1882-07-01
DIED.

On Sunday, June 18th, at her
late residence, about IL o'clock NJ,
Mrs. Lucinda Alexander. She had
suffered much for the last six weeks.
She had been q member Of Zion
Methodist Church for several years,
but was few months ago baptized
and transferred her membership to
the Second Baptist Church in which
her funeral was preached on Mon
day afternoon at 4 o'clock by Rev.
q. Haughton. She was buried by
the Good Samaritans who turned
out in large numbers. The church
could accommodate only about two
thirds of the friends who gathered
to pay their last respects to one SO
much beloved by all who knew her.
She was the step-mother of our &C.
complished Sunday School organist,
Miss Edith Alexander, and the fos.
ter-mother of Miss Sarah Young.
They have the sympathy of the en-
tire community.
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TERRIBLE RAILROAD ACCI.
DENT.
DENT.

A Tram Filled With Passengers Jumps
From Bridge into q Stream
LONG BRANCH, N. J., June 20.-The
express train which left Long Branch
at minutes past o'clock this morn
ing met with terrible accident while
crossing the bridge over the branch of
Shrewsbury river near Little Silver
station.
The accident was no doubt caused by
the spreading Of the rails. Six cars in
Guiding four ordinary passenger coach
es, the smoking car and the Pullman
Parl0r "ZenObia," left the rails and ran
over the ties of the bridge, tearing them
to splinters. The cars kept on the
bridge until the train was half way
across when four passenger coaches and
the smoking car went over into the wa
ter with a terrible crash. They landed
on their sides in about feet Of water.
The scene that followed be00ars de-
scription. IN unknown q from
Ocean Beach was taken out dead. The
cars were filled with passengers but the
number of injured lsunknOwn. There
were about one hundred hurt. Demon
est, of the firm Of Demorest & Co, New
York, Is badly injured and will die.
" AA1s Ass 0tAtA Ao0A4e uoA Va OOlNAhlOUOAO
Charles X. Garrison, is terribly hurt In
the chest. Chas. w. Woodruff, Of
Newark. and ]. Mitchell Scranton. are
also seriously injured. It Is impossible
to get the names Of others at present.
Physicians from neighbOrinR towns
have been summoned. Chas. H. FOs-
ter. fireman Of the engine, pulled ex-
President Grant out of the smoking car
uniDjured. RObt. Robertson. an iron
merchant. Of New York, is injured
badly. A grocer named Edison, Of
Bridgeport il crushed terribly. James
Brooks. Of the firm of Brooks 6 Dick
son, theatrical manager, had his collar
bone broken. Morris H. Brown, son Of
Thos. J. Brown, superintendent of the
Erie Railroad received q severe blow
on the head his back is injured, @. J.
Fox. Of Richmond, Va, had his hand
crushed, james E. Mallory, 252 Broad
way, is so badly crushed that he cannot
recover.
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ing, and only wish another chance
at that table.
Among the many present, were
Mrs. J. A. Tyler, Mr.. and Mrs. jeff
Hagler, Mr.. and Mrs. Jos. Freeman,
Mrs. Sue Terrence, Mr.. and Mrs.
Sumner, Mr.. and Mrs. R. T. Wed.
dington, Misses Arlena Armisted,
Lucy and Maria Nicely, Eugene
Taylor, Annie G. Moore, Mary
Hayes, Minnie Allison, Messrs. Robt.
johnson, A. W. Calvin, J. M. Ha-
gler, ]. P. Smith, W. R. Hinton, J.
W. Brown and Tom. Moore.
The young ladies were all very
handsomely attired. Miss M. A.
Armisted wore black cashmere with
blue trimmings Miss NJ. J. Hayes,
brown striped silk, thread lace trim
mings Miss A. c. Moore, blue silk,
blue brocade satin overskirt, cream
lace trimmings; Miss Lucy Nicely,
tarlatan, 7 satin trimmings, satin
basque; Miss NJ. Allison, cream
bunting, with cream fringe trim
mings Miss Eugene Taylor, white
swiss, satin trimmings Mrs. We'd
dington, black silk, bugle fringe
trimmings.
After many congratulations, the
party dispersed about IL o'clock.
Long life and continued happiness
to them.
Mr.. DR.. Stokes was, on We'd
nesday last, married to Miss P. G..
Coleman, of Columbia, S. G. The
ceremony took place at 8 o'clock in
Ladson Memorial Hall, in the above
city. They arrived in this city on
Thursday afternoon and were the
guests ofMrs. H. B. Kennedy. They
left yesterday evening for their new
home in Statesville. May they live
long and ever prosper.