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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
JOhnny's Composition.

The trustees of school once offered a
prize to the scholars in it for the best
composition. All the boys were COM
PEELED to write, and were allowed to
choose their own subjects. One boy de-
clared that he could not do it. He
could not think of anything to write
about. Nevertheless, he was obliged to
become one of the unwilling COMPETE
tors. When the day of trial came, he
read his composition, Or rather part of
it, for he was not permitted to read it
all. He began: :" My composition is
about Spring. Spring will soon be here.
How do 1 know that? Because it came
last year, and the year before that, and
the year before that.
''The grass will soon grow green, and
the trees will put forth leaves. How do
1 know that? Because the grass grew
green, and the trees put forth leaves last
year, and the year before that, and the
year before that and the year before that.
And the little lambs will come, and
they'll gambol, and play and have good
time. How do know that? Because
the little lambs gamboled last year, and
the year before that, and the year be-
fore that, and the year before that.
And
That will do, Johnny" interrupted
trustee, tired of the iteration; and
Johnny marched from the stage to his
seat, repeating:
And the year before that, and the
year. before that, and the year before
that
The audience screamed with laughter,
but Johnny's composition did not gain
the prize. Youths Companion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
FARM AND PIREsIDE.

Salt, it is said, will prevent club
root in cabbages. Throw q tablespoon
full of fine salt around the roots otter
planting; this will also destroy the cut
worm.
If corned beef is left all night in the
water in which it was boiled, it will alb
sorb great deal Of the rich juice of the
meat which otherwise would be lost.
The meat will be very Juicy and sweet.
TO remove ink stains from printed
books, procure a pennywOrth OF Oxalic
acid, which dissolves in q small quantity
of warm water; then slightly wet the
stain with it. when it will disappear,
leaving the leaf uninjured.
The peppermint crop of the United
States reaches about 10000 pounds a
year, of which $4,000 pounds is expor-
ted. Two-thirds of the peppermint oil
of this country is produced in New York
and about one-third in Michigan.
Pine stumps may be more profitably
removed by blasting with dynamite than
by a stump puller. A large pine stump
requires very great force to be pulled
out of the ground. but 1t is easily torn to
pieces and thrown out by two to four
ounces of dynamite.
-Nutmegs should be used. sparingly,
for they possess narcotic property that
constitutes them drug. A lady who
was induced to take nutmeg tea by her
nurse was made drowsy by it, and finally
put into a profound stupor resembling
that of opium Health Monthly.
An ebony finish on furniture is pro-
cured as follows: Sandpaper the wood
until a clean, smooth surface is obtained.
Make strong decoction of nut gals in
hot water, adding little logwood ex-
tract; paint this over the wood hot, Civ
ing two coats Then brush it over with
a solution of sulphate of iron, one ounce
to pint of water. Smooth down the
grain, and polish with bees-wax and lin
seed oil.
For chapped hands. scrape beeswax
lightly into small wide-mouthed bottle
until it is nearly full; put in a small
piece of mutton tallOw, and fill with
olive oil; set the bottle far back on the
stove, and as soon as the wax is melted
remove it. This will be found very nice
for chapped hands; it is also healing If
used on small sores, and is good for sum
burn. The oil is much pleasanter to use
if few drops of some essential oil are
added to give it pleasant odor.
"A correspondent of the New York
Tribune writes that experience has taught
him the following points about potatoes:
81. The Early Rose is the best in quality
and most profitable. 2. Unjust be planted
as soon as the ground can be properly
8. The ground must either
be already highly enriched, or else heav-
lily MANFRED with old. well-rotted ma
nure. 4. The Colorado beetle must be
destroyed as soon as the plants come up.
5. The ground must be kept clean. and
must be stirred each week until the
plants are full of bloom. A few days
delay in planting often means failure. A
difference of just one week in planting
two different plats last spring, caused al
most failure in the last one planted.
to kill the Colorado beetle as
soon as the plants push through will Sc
riously injure the crop. When the plant
begins to bloom, cease to stir the soil
deeply, but skin the surface until they
cover the ground"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
Health and Strength.

When you wish to renew your health; when
the various organs Of life are weakened BY
long suffering and Distress. then use medt
cine that will act In perfect harmony with the
entire system. Use medicine that VIII build
up without tearing down. Use . medicine
that will create . healthy appetite. Use .
medicine that will strengthen every part of the
body and remove all blood impurities, thus
giving disease no opportunity for reaction.
Such remedy Is DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparills. It is true strengthened, .
sure reviver, . perfect enricher OF the blood
It contains nothing hurtful to the most deli
cate constitution. Its principal ingredients
are Yellow Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper, Buchu,
Calisaya Bark and Celery. Try one bottle.
Its effect Is charming
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

writes: 81 will say Of what sickness was
cured. My back ached SO, could hardly bend
It, My urine was dark colored and 1ull Of
sediment. My liver and stomach gave me
great pain. Ny bowels were sometimes loose
and sometimes constipated. was very nerv-
GUS. l could not sleep well nights. My
dreams were horrible. My memory was bad.
My whole system was run down and my blood
seemed poisoned. took no pleasure In eat
ing. found no joy in living. DIR. Guysott's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla cured me Of all
my distress. think it Is the best medicine
in the world"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
No More Hard Times.

II you will stop spending so much on fine
clothes, rich food and style, buy good, healthy
food, cheaper and better clothing, get more
real and substantial things of life every way,
and especially stop the foolish habit of en-
ploying expensive quack doctors or using so
much OF the vile humbug medicine that does
you only harm, but put your trust in that SIM
pie, pure remedy, Hop Bitters; that cures al
ways at trifiing cost, and you will see good
times and have good health.-Chronice.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
To CONSERVATIVES.

Reader, can you believe that the Creator at
flcts e-third of mankind with disease for
which there is no remedya DR.. r. v. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery has cured hum
dreds Of cases Of consumption, and men are
living to-day-healthy, robust men-whom
lung was almost gone. Send two stamps for
DR.. Pierce's pamphlet on Consumption and
Kindred Affections. Address WORLDS Dis
PENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo. NY.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

oAYs the Brooklyn Eagle: N. r @ Aooge.
u Aessrs. vernam q Co, - New street. New
York, wss almost instantly relieved b d.
Jacobs Oh Of severe pain following IN attack
pf pleurisy. The remedy acted IKE magic
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

"WERE you hurt near any one of the verte-
bre!" asked lawyer of witness who want
I'd damages. "NO," was the answer:
was hurt right on the race-course, close to the
Judges stand. "-BOstOn Globe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

ado YOU know, miss, that young Schinder-
hannes has been sentenced to ninety-nine
years imprisOnmentP' "PoOr fellow" sighed
the young lady, she will have to wait 90 long
before he can marry"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

YOUNG or middle men suffering from
nervous debility, loss of memory, premature
old age, as the result of bad habits, should
send three stamps for Part VII of Dime Series
pamphlets. Address WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. 7.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

A PRISONER at Chicago tried to commit SUI
icide the other day because the turnkey,
seemed to feel above him in society. This Is
evidently going to be Q dreadful summer
Detroit Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

The Boston Post can't see any object in
walking with girl unless you can put your
arm around her, and millions of female voices
are crying out over the Land: "Neither can
Nel"1Oetroit Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

II you have any skin diseases or diseases a
the hair or scalp any itching or dscoorations,
sun burns, freck,es, pimples, rough or dry
harsh skin, you have In Or. C. w. Bensonfa
Skin Cure, . sure, perfect and elegant remedy.
Sold by all druggists. Also DR.. Benson'l
Celery and ChamOmile Pills, the standard
remedy for all headaches and nervousness.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

WHAT could be said II q lawyer should
charge only nominal fee! It could be said,
and said truly, that it was phenomenal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Are church choirs put at the back
end of churches to accommodate the
timid worshipers who can not face the
naugic?
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

PATRICK dressing for a partyl-"Bedad
now, and shan't be able to git on these boots
till I've worn thin tonne or two"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

~ For one dime get package Of Diamond
Dyes at the druggists. They color any thing
any color. The easiest to use. and the most
desirable colOre.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

"SNAP," great Border Story by T. Buchanan
Price, IL sn intensely interesting and thrilling
book. Critics class Il with the great Cooper'S
famous Indian tales. Immense sales are pre-
dicted. First edition going like wild-fire.
Price 81; bound in cloth. w. B. Smith q Co,
Publishers, q Bond Street, New York.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Tn art connoisseur and exhibitor; Prot
Cromwell, was cured Of rheumatism By st.
Jacobs Ou.-NorColk Nrgiaioa.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

"a LOBSTER never comes ashore" said an
old hshmonger, without great risk Of getting
into hot water"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

"WERH I to be candied, would say you
were just about the incest fellow Ger met,
she said, while leaning ON his arm in front Of
Q confectioner's. He bought the taffy.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

EQUALITY comes before Quantity Ard
there 10 where the great beauty OF kidney.
Wort comes In. Its quality 10 unequaled -
. curative for al liver, bowel and kidney com
plants. II acts first by overcoming In The
Then, by it, great tonic and invig0rating prop.
critics, It restores TO health the debilitated and
weakened parts.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Or. PIERCE's "Favorite Prescription" is the
debilitated woman's best restorative tonic.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

THOUSANDS of ladies to-day cherish CRATE
full remembrances of the help derived from
the use Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. It positively cures all female
complaints. Send to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham,
nhletR
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

"BUcHUPATBA." Quick, complete cure, oil
enjoying Kidney Diseases. 81 q Druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Please say y00 0oW the oAverttsment -
this Paper. Advertiser Hike % kDOO
paVinG boGGs
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

"RoUoH on RATS" Clears out rats, mics
Aies, reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin. 15e
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

SEND name and address to Cragin q Co.
Philadelphia, Pa, for cook book free.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
SAMARITAN NERVINE
SAMARITAN NERVlME

u for sale By druggists everywhere Or may be had
rect from uA Those who wish 10 obtain further eyf
VII Rleaee enclose Scent postaSe stamp for copy e
tcstmonias Of cdre from persons who have used Tho
medicine. end also their pictures Photographed a0
th9ir restoration to perfect health. Address
OR. .. a. RICHMOND - co,
WorlA's Eplleptle Institutes-
IT. JO8ID6. NO.
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A NOTED hut UNTITLED WOMAN.

J
The above 10 n good likeness OF Mrs.. Lydia +. rns.
ham, OF Lynn, Mass, who above all ohGr human leinss
may 10 truhful!y called tho pcar Friend of Woman,
nsome OF hcr correspondents iovo to cali her, sho
u realouNy devoted TO her work. which L. the outcome
OF htes:udy, md Ia Obliged to keep 81, lady
assistants, 10 hrlphct ahs"erihe largo correspondents
which daily pours her. each bearing .;s ,pcc lsl
bufien or suffering, or Joy at rclonse from It, Irr
Vegetable Compound la medicine for good and not
crh rurposA hare personally Investigated |: and
am satisfied OF the truth OF thu.
On account OF It's prsrSn mctits. Il IA recommended
md prcacrc by the best physicians In tho country
One sayst"lt WORKS Ike a charm and saves nuch
palm II will euro entinly tho WORT form OF failing
1.-THE uterus, lrueorrhcn, Irregular mud Ianful
Mensruatlcn, all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
cecrninn Floodinss, all bis?,accncnts and the con-
sc1ucnt spinal wsnencs, and Is especially adapted to
the Change OF IItc." '.I,fH .-,f: mar.
hpcFneF'cs every portion Of tho system, and gives
no" LIE anu rlsor 1t removes fslnt2cs, fatulcncy
destroys ali craving for s.huunnts and relieves weak.
ncSs OF the stomach. i Floating Headaches
Nervous iros:ratoa, General Debility, S!ec,csencss,
Depression and lndlscstIou That feeling of bearn;:
down, causing pain. weight md bacsarhe. Is Away,
permanently currd by r use II viii Mt all iln,C, an,
under all circumstance, act In harmony with the law
that governs tho female syStc.n.
1t costs cly g. per bottle ak for e., an In so, by
drusTsta Any Advice Required as TO special csc md
thr names OF many who have been rcstorrd to perfect
health by tho use Of tho Vegetable Compound ca la
otanr by n,tscslaa Mrs r., with .tainp for reply,
at her home In Lynn, Mas.
For Kidney Complain. OF either sex this compound Is
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials chow.
"Mrs. Pinllam'r liver rillE,' says one writer "AIv
the bes: IN the tnria for tho euro OF Constellation,
Eu!ousness and Torpit::y Of tho liver Her Blool
Purifier works woneersin It's special line and bids falr
10 equal the Compound In Its popularity
All must csicct her Angel Of Mercy wlo.c solo
ambition Ia to doCood to ol,c.l
phlhIT,lrIiln IA M N.s . n II
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THE LITTLE RED nCMOOI.IloUsE.

In The grave OF the past 1t Is buried,
Inc WeAtlerwOrll temple Of wNM: ~
And only rank weeds In The summer
Now marx the dear spot where Il stood,
Olll could all the scholars assemble ~
once more In TINT phi ion.ike y ace, ...
. Anu near the quaint eclioolnasier utter
Ills heartfelt Cntteatl.S for grgce! i'll. 80.
Oh! could VIC return 10 that school room
Untouched b. thecvils Of years, IT,.
And ilnd the bright Sill lies that have van i.hnd
10 place of the limnc.s Of tears
Ani loln In tho sill Ver'lOngued laughter
Tile gu!g'e Of Inn oecnt fln;
The race We had going hnmcwatd.
- When all thch4rd less0ns were done
g., How the trants sulHed In after bell time.
80 yu!lefulIy heodlc+s Of rule;
For they Knew the old Teacher was p1tlcut-
Ills stnilu was the law Of the sc!,ssd.
How sleaant this place Of the children. F.,
On hot, murky d,ysl la July, H"'''. .....
Wnen the little on ca turned IRON their studio.
III the shade OF The elm ttee,o lie.
Eut, nia! the etulc structure has fallen
ITS timhcrS have gone to decay;
I me master sleeps there In ihg corner, eva.
Mhe c the glad children shouted iii plav,
4 Cod b.essihe dear spot, that slnce ctildhOuI
Has grown to DO sacred md siil 10
Where ME little red .hool'hatls. In glory
. once stood on the brow OF the hill
May all the old scholars assemble, 81.
~, In licnren's great class room above. n..
And meet after 1if='s final season,
10 learn the great |, ssou OF love;
b And s:U the old locilc lnecd teacher .....
j. A pupil himself rs bciorc, -
IN brltheGes whose wOr1A he commended.
IN Tie little rcd Schuolhonsc Of yoie.
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& Mothers, nothcr.v Nc.,c-a. Z

a Are you disturbed 81 night AID broken Of
your rest BY a sick child suffering and crying
with the e1cruciatipg main Of cutting teeth ?
t! t., SO; e. Ct once and get i ,bo1t.eyof Mrs.
the poor Ittle sufferer lmniediately-depend
upon 1t; there isn mistake about It. There
Is not mother on earth who has ever, used
1t, who will not tell you at once that 1t will:
regulate the bowels, and give rest 10 the
5 ss'sS' Phi n, s; sR ~ ehIa
use IN iii cases, and p!ealsnt Is liz tastes ' and
Is the prescription 81 one OF the Oldest best
iemaiegphyslp,an9 end nnrses Ii Tie United
stAss,. sala s7afySleFs:S Is cents . bottle.
20 III wa, ~ i' '5rlit9R' EWFSWS
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"FeinAlc {,Ol,sDIR

, Dr: XIV. Pierce, Buffalo, n. IL: Dear Sir
write to tell you what your "FayoIi,e
Prescription" has done for me. Il had hcen
a ctea, uilerer from female comSlaiu,s, es
Gfc!ally 'Nragsing.downit Tor 'o;vet six years
during much OF the time unable to work"
paid out hundreds OF dollars without uny
benefit III | took three bottles OF tho 'Fayor.
lte Prescription" and never had any hin.
10 40 ilsso much :geee! IN MY 'li!p Talyisee
evefy sick lady ID iute i, stti''le' W.
y" MRS EMILY RnoAus, MoDrldcs, Mich.
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J.. MA!'c'S;;M,EvAcK,",a lasting and fragrant pcr
June. Price 25 and50 cents. - ,1''vi'l
, sltlioM's cuRE wlLL Immediately reliey,
oio"p' whloueping cough and Bronchitis.
roR DYSPEPSIA and Liver. Complaint, yo,
nnyc printed guarantee on every bottle NJ
sn.lon.s s'tal'ser' ltneyer fails ta curc
"a. a n3sAL iSJEcroR4rce with eac1i bottle Of
stllolrs Catarrh Remedy. Price so cents.
Sold by y. Booking, agent, under Odd Eel
lows Hall, and by L. II. List, 1910 Mail
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81 "nEwAs 4 DRUMMER, wAsS'r III: ?"

eyes; and drummcrs, rs rule, arc hard
men to shave. They are all over tho coun-
try, being shaved BY Tom, Dick, and Ilar-
~, and when they conc here their faces
arc So covtred'wilh pimples that it Is next
to impossible to Shave EN- without bleed.
ing EN-. I don't care how stia a niaus
beard is il his skin is only smooth" q
slow is it about strangers in tho city ?
\ great p,anyI Of them must sop ut the
ho;rl, and you ,pust get their custom p
."0hyy rs,, We gctIlo!s OF queer. people
among those, who come from ont Of town.
had n Big fellow tho other day and Cit
his hair for him. lIe said | wag tho frs,
one who had cut his hair for twenty years,
and ] gave him q check for fifty cents.
Ike customers from. tho country. III ey
take tho whole business. right through
iiair. cut. shcmpoo, shave, and have their
whiskers trimmed Ii they heye any. They
rail- want plenty Of oil on their hair, and
the young men from the country hlwnyss
insist Oh hScipg their hair combed well
do a; On s he forehead apl PEP s'nek VI
as your business n paying one?
swell, We don't staIye.G. 4 good barbe,
can always find employment, md chi
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MEDICAL,
An Internal Revenue Officer Saved.
raovlpkser. Aug. 81. 1857

| .s, ~ NIX PROVIDENCE. Aug, q, ISL
Editor Of Boston Herald. iis ~ G1'gsh.
DEARsiR-DuilnF .ny,etm Of serylcn In the In.
ternal Revenue Depir,,nen, OF tho United states.
at the time my Office was IN hi, ety. / VA uilce,i
with a revere attack OF Kidncyt Disease. md a,
times suffered intensely, + received tho medical
advice Of some Of ON. Desi piys,c!ans 10, long
time. WITT out being benefited nv ihe,, n.
lions. Being discouraged by the failure OF the doc
tots 10 help me. aud being urged to use Hunts
Remedy bya friend who had tested It's merits, al.
though reluctant TO t,ya patent medicine, | was
finally induced to tty tho Remedy, and p,ocured
TWO bottles Of It. and commenced taking II faith.
fully according 10 the objections.
Before had taken Il m ,ee l.ys IN, ,,,rcts Tin,
min. In nv ,,,.I H., Wv ,".."e's,"s
ps"h III III! pack hau disappeared. n,ih Dcfolc lad
used two bottles was entirely cured. Whenever.
from over cxcrtio,, mr. yiol,nt co,J ,hc ,.j,v ~
nv ttd,.,. ,o,,.,. = y, - i.'"' :"
n'a"e.s te'ufn' Anew doses o. liuhtA Nemtdy
quickly e'lects \ cufc. q i.F&I ~ Ml .E
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make in downtown shops from Sl2 10 s25
u week, according TO- tho amount Of work
he dots. lie gets certain amount any

make In downtown shops from Sl2 10 81;
u week, acco, dlng to. The amount Of wotk
he dots. lie gets certain amount any.
way and then has percentage on all the
work hc does. In some shops they gel
fixed salaries aud nothing additional, while
In others they work entirely on the per
centage arrangement. Then, besides wla,
he Is paid by the proprietor OF the shop, he
gets tips from good many Of his regular
customers We would think ourselves In
hard luck II We didn't get our meals out
OF tips OH two Or three days OF the week,
10 you see we don't have M awful hard
time. We arc usually OIL from s or Q
o'clock In the morning ill in the even.
Ing, with an hour Off for lunch. Saturdays
we are on from In tho morning ill half
past 10 ut night" gf 'l, Hail. VT
"rhe majority Of BARRIERS seem 10 be
foreigners. How does that happcnw &
II don't know. Most Of them are Ger.
mans, yet In Germany you can't get II do.
cent shave. In fact, Americans nrc the
only people in the world who can really
enjoy u shave. Now in England they know
nothing OF our easy, comfortable chairs.
They put n man bolt UPRIGHT in an ordinary
office chair, with II wooden cross.peco In
place OF Il hca,l.rest, and 20 1T him. They
dipa brush into boiling water, put n little
soap on the end Of 1t, and scald your whole
lace in working up lather. Then the
.hair.dresser, barber isn't high enough
for him, picks up his razor, takes hold
OF your nose with ono hand, gives Il
scrape down ono jaw, across your
chin and down tho other jaw. Then he
gives yon towel and you dig tho lather
out Of your ears yourself, and wonder II
you'll bleed to death through the places
where he took the skin oil, and then you
get up and walk away, thinking the three
pence you pay Tor your shave is dear
enough. IN t'mnco it is no better, and in
other places on the Continent It Is worse
than In France. Next year I'm going 10
take five BARRIERS and half ,loz.n chairs OF
American pattern and 90 to London 10
starta shop. From whnt I've heard mud
seen and read, guess it'll be n paying
scheme. There you are, sir, all done.
Brush; Pay tho cashier, please, call again.
Next" ,. 'l...s''gr
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-03

Il. Turner, Rochester, n. y, writes: Il
have been fur over II year subject to seriou,
disorder Of the kidneys, and often unable tc
attend to business; procured your Durdocf
Blood Bitters, and was relieved before hal ,
bottle wa, used" intend to con tinue. as
feel confident that they will entirely curt
me- rrice $780, i;i..5: ll,,t,yj IA pkw