The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-17
WEDNESDAY, MAY II, 1892.
CAPER SAUCE.

- AAh
Henri Waeterson calls him Bobinfdel
Ingersoll.
The commercial traveller is called a
drummer becruse he has a snare head.
The Gillian comic papers burlesque
our navy. Some people can joke about
the merest triie.
If love lies dreaming. what show Is
there for getting any truth out of her
when she is awake.
If Ignorance is bliss there are a
great many happy people in the world.
-Somerville Journal.
When a young man with a faint
moustache is seen TO bite it, he is get
ting down in the mouth.
All kinds of food are now so fearful
ly adulterated that the place where
ignorance is bliss is at the dinner table.
A western paper announce that upon
the occasion of a recent boiler explo-
sion ''between three and four men were
killed"
A lively market: "Meat exported to
Europe is being imported and sold in
New York at n profit Of half a cent a
pound"
Colorado has a burglar who carries
his tools in his wooden leg, So you see
notwithstanding his loss of limb, ho is
still a tool-legged man.
When a man is about to be told a
secret he Shuts the door; when 1t is a
she opens it, to be sure that nc
one is listening outside.
"You are as full of air as a music
box" is what a young man said to a
girl who refused to let him see her
home. "That may be-" was the reply,
but 1 don't go with a crank"
There is Il baby depository in Cleve-
land where women can leave their ba-
bies during the day and have them well
taken care of for five cents a head.
They were talking about grief, when
one of the party SAID to another: did
you ever lose a lear onep'' mo, but
I staid in Lichield one winter" was
the reply.-Danburry News.
81 wish l was worth 81, 200, OOO,"
said a gentleman. "What good would
it do you, for you don't spend your
present income?" inquired a friend.
"Oh, I could be economical on a larger
scale"
Says the Albany Argus: Great truths
are often said in the fewest words.
"Do you mean the remark of the Indi-
an, who, sitting upon a wasp's nest,
arose and remarked: Heap hell. y
Boston Post.
A compositor, in setting up the toast:
"Woman-without her, man would be
a savage" got the punctuation in the
wrong place, which made it read:
woman, without her man, would be
a savage"
VIM. E. English, son of the late
democratic Jonah, expects to lie the
democratic candidate for congress in
indianapolis district this year. He has
carried his WI county, which sends rs
delegates to a convention Of Sc.
The Chicago Herald contains a long
editorial on the THE Hel-Broth We
Have to Drink" 1t is probably the
Herald mans own fault. If he would
pay up the old score the bartender
would set out n better brand. -Peck's
Sun.
AT a recent diamond show at the res.
idence of the Baroness Burdett. Coutts,
the largest pure white Cape diamond
known, weighing 100 carrots, and valued
at El50 900, was exhibited. An Indian
diamond, held at G55, 900, was also
shown.
In contrasting Emerson and Carlyle,
the London daily News neatly expresses
what is generally believed, when it says
Of the former that the man was greater
than his written works, and Of the lat.
ter hat his written works were greater
than the man.
II can't get up early" said a poor
victim to his doctor. ION, yes, you
can, il you will only follow my advice.
What is your hour of rising?" Mine
o'clock" "WeIl, get up half an hour
later every day, and in the course of a
month you will find yourself up at four
in the morning"
Good morning; how's your health?r
inquired n friend Of a busy Chicago
man, recently. "Health? health? I'm
sure l don't know" replied the Chica.
goan, starting down the street at his
usual doublequick gait. And there are
hundreds Of men in this town, who
would be sick abed and die, If they had
time.
Briggs hired a lively horse the other
day to take a lit lie exercise. lie got
more exercise than he wanted; and as
he limped to the side of the road to rest
himself, a kind friend asked him:
"What did you come down so quick