Daily Republican., 1882-02-16

IN r1ee0 At $50 .D0 eet16 "a
For cut flowers, 20 to 400 King stree.
Best family coal Ct ez2 W. Front street.

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Best family coal Ct ex W. Front street.
Coed umbrellas, whips, and lamps for S9c.
Msrching's gold paint at James Bradford
tull line Of paint brushes at James Brad
f0rd's.
Parker. cupping and leeching, los E. Sec
0nd street.
Ruby Gold Paint, lready mixed, at James
BradfOrd's
ford'p.
New stock, prime stock and large stock O
tohaccos at Mullins.
Dust brushes, hand scrubs, shoe brushes
&C, at James Bradford's.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at f. E
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.
Ifyour horse has cough or cold give him
Cantwell's Phosphoric Horse Cure.
Choice new crop N. Y. molasses at the old
store OF W. II. Lloyd, Seventh and King.
Mr.. Belt, corner Sixth and Market streets
has 1t Can.well's Pho phvrio Horse Cure.
Get your photographs at Hollands gallery
No. Third street. two doors East OF Market.
| Does your horse look rough and hide bound
If so, give him Cantweil's PhOsphoric tiorse
Cure.
Sine card photographs for 81, atHolland's
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
Mr.. Dantorth, the druggist at Second and
Market streets, tells Cantwelfs PhOsphOrlc
Horse Cure
"Oh. my - said Miss Gus hing, isn't that
| a beaut ul rose One would mink 1t was
artificial"
A Vasser College virl upon being asked II
she liked goldfish balls said she had never at
tended any.
| Just rec ived al Kimhle's, Front and Mad.
ison streets, a car load Of oats, wh0i esale and
retail.
| When does dairy maid appear as If she
had robbed the churn? When her skin looks
creamy.
1t is fashionable to photograph the feet,
but young ladies with lyrge feet prefer not to
follow the fashion.
Ifyeu want a first class parlor suit made
To order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets
A little girl said 81 like grandpapa be
cause he is such gentlenanly man ne al
ways tells me TO help myself to sugar
A dress coat is the proper garment to wear
at Il swell dinner 1t doesn't button In front
and gives you chance to swell
| An old poker player out in North Park
rides blind mule as a matter of choice. He
say it is a pleasure to straddle the blind
| The question Of the day is not only Are
yonr windows open toward Jerusalem p but
arc they provided with frc-escapes?
"a lobster never comes ashore, " says an
! old tshmonger, without great risk Of get
ting in hot water
1t is not because a woman is exactly afraid
| of COW that she runs away and screams. II
is because gored dresses ar not fashionable.
frankie said his new roots squeaked very
bad When asked what the reason was, he re-
plied that he did not know unless 1t was the
"expressiOn of two burdened soles."
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, go
to l.. +. Adair's. 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prtces.
What change" exclaims the novelist,
Roe. ''ore little VI man can make IN a ma 8
lie ~ Exactly and what heap of change
she requires while doing it.
| What Is the use of penius with taste for
drink attempting to reform when even after
he is dead mis- memory is frequently drunk
in silence.
| A little boy asked his mother what blood
relations meant. She expla ned That IL
meant near relations. After thinking mf =
ment he said "1hen. mother, you must be
the oloOdIes. e'ati0n. that have got"
Jenks' parents have to send him money
every month to keep his landlord from eVlct'
/ ing him. Jenks' in writing back his Rrati-
tude, n ways begins my dear "Payrents
"You are str nicely stupid to-day one Of
Hetnrick Heine's Glost intimate friends once
made bold to remark to him. yes. repled
the cynic poet, Il KIN W it. y. called upon
me this morning, and We changed our
minds.
Aswhte as snow. once-years ago,
See, low It's nearly amber
| Amcng these crss-cr hierogliphs,
/ Ahnnnlinp in 'hutS'l unU ''ltS.
How do like to Chamber
Gilbert Stuart once met a lady in Boston
| who i'd to lin, II have lust seen your like
moss, Mr. Stuart, and kissed it beca 1t was
SO much like sou.n And did VI kiss you in
return ?" said he. NO" replied the lady.
"1hen said the gallant painter, "it was not
like me-
| A lady coming ont of the Divorce Court or G
morning recently was heard to say, III
never get divorced again as long AS live. |
didn't have half the bother buying my tAree
husbands. G cd ,rac,Ous ever dreamt
that / world have such fuss with that SHIFT
less fraud
At elmer with Farragut, and after the
meal was over, n bishop, about to select cl-
gar, offered the box to the sailor. Have a
ciga., admiral >" said he. $50, bishop"
said the admiral, with quizzical glance 81
don't smoke swear little, som times
"Aow many lenses are there ?'' asked me
teacher of a boy Seven" answered the
boy "the present. the perfect, the imperfect
the pluperfect, the first future. the second
perfect and Oscar Wilde.' why" asked
She, "what tense is he? ?" "Oh," replied the
boy, 'he's intense ~
y, the boys for giving in
| Or getting quite depressed,
That Con. thst was speaking OF
| uWhat Con d e'-inuuired one unwarned
| Of lurking icu.d'spirit-
| The wag atrocious wnked, and then
I "Con Cavity" said he.
| FAMILIARB
have had playnates hav had companionss
In my days of childhood, In my joyful school
| days,
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.
have been laughing, have been carousing
Drinking late. sitting late, with my poscm
| crOnies
All, all are gone. the old familiar faces.
Closed are her doors Oh me, must not see
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.
l have friend, kinder friend has no man !;
Like an migrate | left my friend abruptly
Let him to muse on the old familiar faces.
Ghost like paced round the haunts Of my
| childhood,
Earth seem'd desert was bound to ira
verse,
Seek ing to lind the old familiar faces
Friend of my bosomI hou more than brother
| Why vert tn ou not born in my fathers DWELL
ing?
So mig It we talk Of the old familiar faces
How some they have died, and some they
have left me.
And some are taken frrm me all departed ;
All, all are gone, the old miliar faces
Surprised with Greenbacks.