The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-11

SuIiocaCed. She Is afraid of robbeT
and thunder; of oxen, mice, frog
ana bats; she breads to be too hOt
O ana IS alarmed that she may be
come too cold; she dislikes to over
fatigue herself; she cannot remain
: long time without eating, an,
3 when at table, refuses everythin;
q and wonders how any person car
patronize such cheer. At every inl
she forgetS something, a parasOl
her watch, her handbag; and The
ROAD is f1lled with messengers sell
back to find them; the storm bring:
on nervous attack, the rain pro
duceS cOothache, the dust prOvOkes
InHamed eyes, the paving stones
Spraln her feet; she complains and
signs for-her sofa. 1t is round heI
chamber thu ParISlenne alone likes
to voyage.
The Tribunal of Commerce has
decided that the last issue of shares
by the Union Generate bank. and
whose smash caused all our financial
woes, was fictitious so that their
value, which so many purchased at a
premium, descends to zero; this re-
lieYes buyers Of liabilities amount-
Ing to a total Of 100000 francs.
The court Of appeal has yet to have
It's say. Had that decision arrived
earlier, many people could have de-
layed committing suicide, or emil
grating to the Cape to prospect for
diamonds. The Gazette continues
to register the demands, by wives of
compromised bank directors, for
separation from their husbands :;
the aim is to save the family for
time. When all the sWindling went
merry as marriage bell, Darby and
loan represented only the Loves of
OF the Angels.
A poor photographer living in a
shanty erected on no mans land in
the outskirts of the city, after put
ting his five children to bed, went
with his wife and eldest daughter
to buy their dinner, and when they
came back they saw the hut in
flames, and had to witness two of
the poor little things being burned
to death. Never could a father or
fireman be Drawer. All acted on the
motto, "tO save or to perish" At
the assizes Of Herault, one Vile
Drum had for mistress the
wife of man in prison.
A prey to jealousy, he hid gun
under his blouse; she asked
did he really intend to kill her, and
replying atfirmatively she swooned.
Some friends made up the quarrel,
and brought them to dinner; the
next morning he loaded the gun,
shot the woman dead. He told the
jury he did not regret the deed; but
did not being able to destroy himself.
Transportation for life. Bistor is
aged q, and had for mistress one
Anna, of II summers. He killed an
old lady with q hammer, in full
Paris and full day, then stole some
scrip. bought a dog cart, jemmies
and false keys, and with pals
founded joint stock society to rob
in the superbs. He snivelled and
cried, and demanded pardon of his
mother and society" the girl
threw her arms round his neck and
confessed it was she who committed
the murder. The jury found her
guilty Of theft, and she was SEN
fenced to six years imprisonment.
She demanded as a favor, that it be
increased to ten, so as to have the
right to be sent to New Caledonia,
where Nancy was certain to re-
meet and marry her Bill. BlstOr
was sentenced to death, but the jury
DESTROYS of not fatigulng NJ. Grevy.
signed 3 demand for mercy. If the
president forgets the petition
The Theatre Francois has brought
out its last novelty for the season.
lie SeTGice en- CGmpGglae-a pretty
bagatelle, founded on the autumn
manGuyres. A cavalry officer is
billeted at a castle, where there are
two young widows. He apologies,
that he has to become their legal
ledger. On an easel is picture re-
presenting young officer. wounded
on the battlefield, and cared for by a |
volunteer nurse. He experienced |
the same situation. The wounds are,
the first, in his heart, the second on |
his brow. He could never discover
the name of his nurse-Of his angel. !
''But angels have no Names" he /
says, which is not absolutely eX-
act, since we are aware of the
names of a few, and certainly that
of an afch-angel; but approximate
truth is sufficient for a Vaudeville.
The nurse and the patient are in
presence, and matrimony follows.
The piece is witty and sparkling.
The author, M. de Masse, was the [
purveyor, 1 might say, of light |
for the late court. His
Of Caesar set NapO-
leon III. to shake his sides, when he
was all in the downs.
In 1872 the actors lived near the
Church of ST. Edstache, and in hos
tiIity with the clergy. When the
citizens arrived to church, an
actor appeared, beating drum to
attract people to the theatre. On one
occasion. the drummer refusing to
stop. the able who was preaching
left the pulpit, and with kick let
the daylight into the drum: the
actor then placed the perforated
drum over the abbet'S head, and
chased him along thesaisle. Francis
I. made matters pleasant.
Observation on a topper: He is
getting dangerous because he never
drinks, and is quiet.
Discussion between friends: We
do make progress after quitting