Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-08-08
THE NEWS.

THE NEWS.
p,trick Groves chief dynamite
z. !. IN his mouth. Patrick Is a
| iuuisanceand ought to beeRplOded'
.,rstitution requires every Con-
In,.n to be at least S5 years Old but
ends to Washington a mere
.,.,or David Davis refuses to see IN
,roircted enlargement of the White
| snything other than a favorable
,;-inc system ought to be wiped
= existenee. 1t is the refuge OF
l and the last resort Of legislative
bnesty.
reedn't wonder at the scarcity
l p .orvant girls. If a girl is good
1 [ything some fellows going to nnu
and marry her.
pos,on Herald says: "After OS-
kiJde. Tug Wilson," If that is so'
4 had better run as fast as those
'I,gs will carry him.
iv river, in Kentucky, gets an ap-
r;.,ion Of S25,OOO-enough to put a
Lover the river so the sun will
L, dry during the dog days.
o,ssrvant White Sulphur Springs
I,opdent complains that the pro-
H. ofsingle gentlemen to single Ia
/ as one to six at that watering
!, drouth of last year compelled
|. 70 import her corn, and this year
A.sn - favorable that it is said she
have over fifty millions Of bushels
b.
Indiana Republican paper, moved
a,ir votes against the river and
II bill, nominates Harrison and
- for 1854. That ticket had bet
] tipped over.
. .IIrsp>tead, Texas, a man whip
\ wife and then concluded to per-
athc same operation on his mother
4 In less than two minutes he
La bullet-hOle in his neck.
4 ana pie is now .ineluued among
Slrg,d delicacies of the season.
4 YOU monkey with it. The drat-
knanas are just as slippery in the
j ch as they are under the heel.
Keifer tells a reporter that he
4 Is To be in the field again" This
4 .ent probably grew out of Mr..
: desire to be in accord with the
,hlent Of the country at least once.
y can knock a whole hoteful of
.Slly by sliding into the kitchen
tr,ing a eats claw into the hash.
. e evidence in the world that the
was made upon honor wOuln't
Ihce them it was o. X.
dragging of the present Congress
&gh July and into August, recalls
Act that the longest session ever
i Eas that of 1850, which lasted until
&mber 3Oth. But on that occasion
kreat compromise measures" of
by gave excuse for prolonged sit
male i'm Quebec is Ostracised by
men folks because she is a dem
Pne ofthe charges brought against
that since her appearance tooth
as assumed an epidemic form
( the male portion Of the popula-
Burnett, in his best days, never
ed anything in the line of facial
tion halfSO ludicrOus as the exhi-
made by those hard pushed
that are singing the praises of
10 out of one side Of the mouth
lt Of the other side are chanting
pry Of Congress for spelling the
treasury statement shows that
tO Of the silver dollars coined
onth remain in the treasury. An
be says, this silver is a dead
which nobody wants" This
On IS a base fabrication. We
|le entire amOunt to take with us
eelal car on our forthcoming va
nIted States is now the richest
IN the world, being ahead Of
fd and France. The estimates
follows: The wealth of the
States is Sl9,SOO,OOO,OO or $500
Ila; Of Great Britain, 81, 100, ,OOO,-
Ach Is Il 80 per capita; France,
",oOo, or 81, ,O45 per capita. , In
'eat Britain's wealth was five
great as ours.
Is that the fashionable young
having a regular old picnic. He
l1lr cut so short that it couldn't
sn at by an investigating COM
1e goes around without q vest
Wears a blue flannel shirt on the
-nu eats onions with his beef
"u has all kinds of sticks ineOr-
u Ms lemonade. Why does he
awful things? Because he
lem: That is one reason; the
Oeeause his girl is off in the
anu he will keep up the eata-
III aorrorS until she comes back,
a lay longer.
'a'o paper tells this story: ain
lO-aere field which is
%hteTanean lake covered
aOOu' Is inches deep. On the
awaited q field of corn which
.. o' bushels to the acre. If any
axe tho t.g..lN =.