The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-07-05
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"a IAN old proyerb amended. Never cry
over split Mill. The millSrnan has already
wasted enough water ON At. - oafsc'he' Coat- {
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-, Luck; 1t is said s'eFcrtane knocks
once at every mans door," In most cases
1t must have knocked when the man was
out-NeD Orleans Picayane. psn ss.a sa
Perfection: My daughter, = exclaimed
fashionable mother, g is innocence itself, +
You can't say anything in her presence that
. will make her blushla-2eraS S51ings.
rs Why they do not speak. Brown. aI
never consider dinner perfect without
soup. always have soup when dine"
Eogg. And do yon ever have anything
else Pr Bostoa TRANSCRIPT. slss sgssis
Caution inherited q Can't YOU trust
me, darling p murmured Spilkins to the
daughter Of old Moncyrlender.s !. Not with.
out real estate security, replied Isabella
ahYent-mindedly - ifsok ~ Gate C}ittg.
"A elineher All German ban. Lieu
teaAz D6I bj, mt <6Il III tll3t, ybur Z
INNER LAP VI sesllsl1 IL 4lIcsIh fSdhg
lady" Yes, and two in Pomcrania !" Lieu
Tenant, And can You sti1 doubt my love 4"
Il FrafAjurter Zietaag. ss,5 -
Question answered !. Miss Henrietta 4
Dewcome- Tn answer to your question about
e unkissed kisses" We may say we are pre-.
pared to unliss any kisses We may have
kissed outside Of the faulty for the Inst five
years. HARVARD La0lpQois, ~.
ur-The matter of age: Fair bride Of nine,
teen summers s.yyhat can thew nil see IN !
her9 I'm sure she's over thirty, and no
woman is worth looking at after that Ma
iron Gage unknown. 9 Nor worth speaking
to before, my dear !"-Loadon Punch, Il.
An open question: Bridget Cooking at
the picture over the mantlepiecel. sewhet's
thin, marin Pr Mrs. Dotonart. "Those are
cherubs, Bridget Bridget, "Cheerups, is
iii Mary Ann says as how they was bats
and says twins, barrin' the wings, 'Har-
paf1 Laapoon, Is fss 49, ,ss 49,. +
"A wide difference :, (" There is nothing
like settling DOWN. said the retired mer.
chant conadentially To his neiphbor sswben
| gave IN business settled down and fo,,nd &
I had Quite comfortable fortune. IF / Ind
| settled up / should not have had a cent ~
0@ CITY Derrick 9ias 49 a1es14a
| Her mistake {" Why do you suppose
Rev. johnson Reed is always driving over
to Smithville ?" asked one Austin gentleman
| of another. His wife says he goes over to
admire the beauty of the. place. was the
reply. Yes, but does his wife know the
beauty of the place is a young widow ?n.--
Texas Strings aFea ih9 1aa ass
| 0---rnferential Said Brown to Fooo. who
had been ,indulging in some Of his vararies
/" Excuse my mentioning it, but now that we,
are alone, let me remind you that there are
always a fool and critic in every compa-
n.y." "Two is small company replied
Fogg, "but why do you call me u critic ~
Boston Transcript, - "
Latent sulphur; .'oh yes, . says Foge.
"John and Matilda sit side by side on the
sofa, thinking of nothing but their own
sweet selves. and Won saw II is n splandid
match. Well, surprising Il is. what thop
Ihey are gentle enough now, but wait till
'nae spienuia q, inatcn s'lhers httlo friction
anu you WIN sec nre instanter' - 'o os|0
| A'"'So'tp''A s'.itlHlg f rs t,fi5ii,ii 5ss.l
-Commendahle habits, A iocose old
| fellow declared TINT his wife told the truth
at least three times i, day, Said he "Be-
fore rising in the morning She says IS sohl
dear, must get up, but don't want to-
After breakfast she adds: We'll, I sup
pose must go TO work, but don't want to-
And she goes to bed saying There, L.
| have been on the move all day aud haven't
lone anything 10y, Y. Post
l'll--so Social aeonies seene--nIrs. Arontgom.
cry Morris drawing room just before dinner.
Mrs. Sidney Mountioy ito hostesa)--.ss OH.
yes, Biarritz was all very we'll but we got
into quarrel with some people theresa I
dreadful couple, who behaved most shame- ii
| fully. / am told the husband. a cortiiin Mr..
Hamilton Allsop, means 10 pull Sidney's
nose whenever aud wherever he meets him,
| and his horrid wife actually declares she'll
~ Footman-" Mr.. and Mrs. Amilton
| lIaIlsop !p--Lon7oa Punch. ss~
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