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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

I'm iddle measures are often but riddling
measures" There are no 'middlings" about
Kidney Wort 1t is the most thoroughly refined
flower" of medicine. Is knows no halfway
measures, but radically uproots all diseases of
the Eidneys liver and bowels. 1t oTerthrows
piles, aboshes constipation and treats the system
so gently and soothingly to prove its true kin
ship to nature in all its praises. It is prepared
in both liquid and dry form.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

and he's trying to make an American
prima donna of her"
An ancient maiden lady in passing
the Continental hotel was suddenly
stopped and embraced by young gem
tleman who called her Mrs. Blank. 1t
was soon explained that the young
gentleman had mistaken her for a rels-
tive, snd the spinster passed on salts
ned. While telling the incident 3
friend exclaimed sympathizinsly,
Dear me, how embarrassing. "Not
at all !" was the unexpected reply, az
found it very refreshing"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
SMindlprS Ahrnnd

If any one has represented that we are in any
way interested in any bogus bitters of stuff with
the word Hops in their name, cheating honest
folks, or that we will pay any of their bills or
debts they are frauds and swindlers and the vic
TINS should punish them. We deal in and pay
only the bills for the genuine Hop Bitters the
purest and best medicine on earth
HOP B TIERS MANuEA cruRIxG Co.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
given the lady worldwide reputation for doing
good. 1t is like living spring to the vital con-
stitution. Her Blood Purifier will do more to
cleanse the channels of the circulation and purify
the life of the body than all the sanitary devices
of the Board of Health.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Judge Otis P. Lord, of the supreme
court of Massachusetts, resigned re-
Gently. on account of feeble health.
The governor at once appointed to the
vacancy Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.,
an attorney OF ability, with fine war
record.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

The Veteran association of the Four
teenth New Hampshire regiment pro-
poses to celebrate next year, in the
Shenandoah valley, the battle of Win
chester, and will invite General Sheri-
dan to be present.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Mr.. R. V Murphy, of Falmouth, Ky, writes
Il would sooner do without my tobacco thar
dispense with DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla. Myself, wife and little ones use it
for colds, coughs, headaches, indigestion, etc.
Whenever We don't just feel well we use it, and
it always does good"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Victor Hugo has been requested by
the president of the republican group
in the French chamber of deputies to
pronounce the Grafton at the funeral of
Louis Blanc, which is to be conducte d
by the state and at public cost.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
VOICE OETHE PEOPLE

X. '. FIERCE, NJ. D. Buffalo. n. Y.
had a serious disease of the lungs, and was
for time confined to my bed and under the care
OF physician. His prescriptions did not help
me and grew worse, coughing very severely. I
commenced taking your Golden Medical Dis
covery" and it cured me. Yours respectfully:
JUDITH BURNETT, Hillsdale Mich.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
Secretary

Secretary Folger has ordered the
cancellation of United States bonds to
the amount of $3.50, 900, bequeathed to
the government by the late Joseph L.
Lewis, of New York.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Worms cause peevishness, sewers, commissions
and frequently death, A pleasant, safe and GER
tain remedy is DR.. JACQUES GERMAN
WORM CANES Sold by all Druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

DIR. Hamilton, of New York, one of
Garfeld's physicians is seriously i'll.
He is Frustrated by hemorrhsges re-
sulting from bronchial irritation.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

THOUSANDS of persons who are bald to-day
might have full heads of hair if they would only
use CARBoLINE, deodo-iEsd extract of petrole-
um, which is the only preparation ever discovered
that will really do this
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

A farmers wealth depends OF the condition of
his stock. When scrsggy and feeble they are
especially liable to distempers, fevers colds and
all diseases which destroy animals. Thousands
standby, UNCLE SANS CONDITION pow
DER.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
The Conductor.

Winona, Mimi, November % 1879.
had been suffering with a severe cold for sew
eral days, and was so hoarss l could not speak
above whisper. November 10th | met one of
DIR. Warmers agents on my train; he handed me
a bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup, and one
hour after taking the first dose my hoarSeness
commenced to leave me. In twenty tour hours
my voice was qute clear and natural, and the
cold nearly cured. It is the best remedy l ever
saw. Respectfully,
C. W. WARRKN. Conductor,
Chicago Il Northwestern Il. Il.
For sale by Ill druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

to send for David c. Cooks Catalogue of Goods.
He is in tie field this year with larger stock
than ever, and from his prices we should Judge
the bottom had fallen clear out before he pur-
Ell. sd See adY In other column.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Henry Ward Beecher said when re-
ferring to the death of Thurlow Weed,
that when he himself died some would
perhaps shed tears and some would
laugh, whereupon New York writer
says, it is the life and not the death of
Mr.. Beecher that will provoke the
laughter.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets" are per-
fectly representatives. of constipation. Enclosed in
glass bottles always fresh. BY all druggists.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Lillian Whiting says that in Boston
theaters sit is almost as usual to see
two ladies come in together as it is a
gentleman and lady"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Ex-Governor Washburn, of Maine,
is paralyzed from below the small of
the back, but is full of courage, and is
said to be improving.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
PRINCETON, Mimi, June 80, 1881.

j T. ALLEN. 81. PauI:
Please send us at once two cases Aliens Iron
Tonic Bitters. The people here are just begin
ming to see that there is no preparation of the
kind equal to Aliens Iron Tonic Btters.
GEO. MAHoNEY & Co.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Headache, constipation, liver complaint, bilious
ness are cured by that mild cleansing remedy
which never produces pain EILERTS DAY
LIGHT LIVER PILLS, only Is cents. Sold by
DRUGGISTS
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Senator Frye, of Maine, spent
happy Thanksgiving Day in company
with four generations of his family,
his parents, his children and his grand
children being present, besides cousins,
uncles and aunts too numerous to
mention.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

The venerable empress of Germany
return ed to Berlin recently, and had
to be carried from the train to her
carriage.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Wendell Phillips, just passed 70 years,
Is fond of BacoD's essays, and he has
always been persistent resder of b.
ography.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Charles Simpson, the colored octc-
genarisn valet of the late Stephen
Girsrd, of Philadelphia, recently mar
ried Mrs. Mary L. Harris, dusky
widow of IS summers. All the cream
of Philadelphia colored society attend
ed the wedding. This is Mr.. Simpsons
third matrimonial venture,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

and need for their Ielief DIR. WINcHELLls
TEETHISG SYRUP, which il useful not only
for all the disorders Of teething INFANTS but cures
coughs. colds. Group, sore throat, eohe and
cramps Of older children, and should pc kept N
every house for emergencies Try il. only .
cents. Sold by all druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Mr.. Kenney, the new Home Ruler
member of the Ennis, Eng, is the
baby OF the House of Commons-21.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

General Stoneman is the first mill
tary man who has been elected COVER
nor of California since it has been a
state
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

vThe Diamond Dyes always do more than
they claim to do. Color over that old dress. 1t
will look like new. Only 10 cents.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

The Marquis of Lorne and party
have sailed from Victoria for San
Francisco.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

An economical man viii keep the leather Of his
harness soft and pliable which preserves It from
cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE
SANS HARNESS OIL. Sold by al Harness
Makers.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Miss Nora Perry is writing a play,
the subject IF which is American &C
ciety.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

1t is said that Sarah Bernhardt hates
American women because she was
''snunbed" by them when she was in
this country. The American women
won't fret about it one bit.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Sprsins, bruises, stiff joints burns, scalds and
rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sans Nerve
and Bone Imminent Sold by all Druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
A Kev0lutiOn

Mr.. III. w. Shaw, "Jnsn Hinge
63 years old.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

Marian EImore, the actress, is un-
der engagement to her manager, VIII
liam Hayden, not to marry for five
years.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

one-thiri of all who die in active middle life
are carried off BY consumption. The most fire.
ocent cause is q neglected cold. cough, hosrse-
ness, bronchial trouble or asthma, all Of which
TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold
by druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

"A slight Cold" Coughs "BRowS's
TRocHEsf give immediate relief
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

aBUCHUPAIBA.-
Quick complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder
and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
Personal, Tanena.,.

Tsk VolTaIc BELT Co., Marshall. Mich. viii
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts
and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty DAYS
to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nery-
Gus debility, lost vitality snd kindred troubles,
guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of
health and manly yigor. Address Is above n.
B.-No risk is incurred, IS thirty days trial is
allowed.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

IN the treatment Of nervous diseases Is nov
taking place. DR.. c. w. Benson, Of Baltimore,
many years ago discovered sure remedy 10 his
Celery and Chamomile Pills they have had
wonderful sale and success They can be re-
lied on 20 permanently cure sick and nerToe.
headache. neuralgia, dyspepsia. seeple.ness aoo
all other nervous diseases All druggists keep
them Price 50 cents per box. Two boxes ior
81 SIX for $50 free by mail on receipt OF Price
DR.. c. w. Benson. Baltimore. No
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

SKINNY MEN.
Wells Health Renewer' restores health and yigor
cures Dyspepsia. Impotence, Sexual Denality. 81.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
milwaukee,. Wis.

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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

.'ROUGH ON RATS
Clears out rsts mice. reaches flies ants, bed-bus
skunks. Chipmunks. gopher Ibc. DrugRista.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
4 (3lJREs FITS!


inc md them return again mean radical enIs
bHye Inade the disease ~ FITS EfILEFSY FALLING
ICKSEsS lifelong stndy. Warrant y renely 20 ~
e worst cnsas Because others have failed is no reason y
nuy receiving send Mt once Tor tfeatlse anu
re Bottle my infhlibie remedy Give Express hud f
Jlcc II costs you nothing trial, aud VIII rhrs you
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
BACHELOR BRINDLE'S CHRISTMAS
HATTIE WHITNEY.

BE merry now, be merry now
With joy bring in the holly bough,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
Political.

Il hope ] shan't hear any more
about politics for at least another year,
anyway" said Mrs. Breezy, taking up
a piece of fancy embroidery from the
table, and settling gracefully in her ia
vorite rocking chair. "You haven't
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15

over, as your friends call it. It's a
great wonder this election hasn't land
ed you in the inebriate asylum, Mr..
Breezy. | really think if it had kept
up auo her week you would have had
tho Jim jams. as you call it. A nice ex-
ample you are setting for your family,
Mr.. Breezy. If your sons land in State
Prison You may just put 1t down to
politics, and nothing else
Don't you think you are drawing a
little bit on your imagination, my
DEAR"
"ImssinationI" cried Mrs. Breezy.
Eyes. if woman tells the truth her
husband always puts it down to her
imagination. There wasn't much inn
agitation about me finding your boots
on me piano the other morning, and
giving yourself away to all the serv-
ants. There was d great deal of mag
ination in your stufflng your dirty UNI
brella into my most valuable japanese
vase on the parlor mantel, and perhaps
it was imagination that caused you to
hang your overcoat on the chandelier
in the dining room. Perhaps it is i'm
agination, Mr.. Breezy, that has rem
dered 1t impossible for you to get up
stairs for the past two weeks without
rousing the entire household. All, yes
Mr.. Breezy, put it right down to I'M
agina.ion and you will strike it-have
it right" said Mrs. Breezy.
'But, my dear, think of my constit
uents-"
"Yes, I do think of them,' said
Mrs Breezy. sit isn't their fault if l
don't. A nice lot they must be, too,
coming around at all hours IN the
night with their drums and horns and
shouting and waking up every decent
person for blocks around, and then to
cap the climax, you must stalk out on
the stoop with hardly anything on, and
run the risk of getting your death OF
cold, and shout yourself hoarse and
thank them for making fool Of you
and your entire family"
"But, my dear, that was serenade,
and we should look upon il as high
compliment. to-"
"Well, ifthey're going to keep on
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-12-15
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.

LYDIA E. PINKHAMs BLOOD PURIFIER
will eradicate every yestige of Humors fTCIn the
blood al the same time will give tone and strength 70
The syste As marvellous in results as the Compound
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-07-08
Boys Nowadays.

Bishop Whitaker, besides being a man
Of culture and fine attainments, is pos
sessed of excellent judgment in ordinary
affairs in other words, i~nelegsntly speak
ing, he has lots Of "horse sense" Deacon
Parkinson Of the Carson Tribune tackled
nun on the streets Of the Capital lately
ana complained bitterly about the boys in
TINS country nowadays. nc doubt wishing,
but not saying so, that the Bishop would
preach a sermon for the especial benefit Of
our boys, and haul them over the Goals.
But the Bishop said in reply that he
Thought human nature is the same now as
IN the past, and not different in Nevada,
even among boys, from what it is else
where in the world. "Now," continued
me- " there is a church in Hamilton in
winch service has been held but once a
year Tor four years, that is, at the times l
nave made my annual visits. The boys
over there know that the church is unoc-
,upied' and yet with this great temptation
pelore them for that length of time they
th not put out a single pane of glass in
Sne building. That speaks pretty well for
NeVaaa boys, doesn't it2" True to the
Instincts Of his business. the Deacon
pS.ied out his notebook and pencil, saying.
,ah dos that down" He did not. how
t''' Tor no was enjoined not to mention
Il AS to us there is no injunction. II
,"ro was, it is hereby dissolved, even II,
=, ~ske the story whole, we have TO tell on
din hamilton neighbors that they have
"''"e service only once a year,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-07-08
WARD ITEMS.

w s'N '"y
This section is again threatened with 4
visit from q number of mining experts
this week.
The Reflex will in future be published
on Wednesday in order to take advantage of
the arrival and departure of the mails.
Rush, who kept a station three miles
from Ward several years ago, was hanged
in the San Juan country on the 30th Of
June for murder.
The Pacific. Flagstaff and Mary Ann
mines at Cherry Greek, the News learns,
have been bonded to Mr.. Hurd of the
Teacup Company.
The Monitor Mining Company shipped
last week four bars of bullion valued at
S7,S31 IA. Another bar is expected to az
rive from the mill to-day.
He didn't like eyes OF heavenly blue, so
he gave her pair of beautiful black eyes in
proof of his warm devotion. Strange that
the course of true love never will run
smooth.
VIM. Davis, while at work near the top
of the Martin White ore shute, slipped and
fell Is feet, and caught on a few timbers
that had been laid across the shute a short
time before, thus saving himself from a
frightful fall of 400 feet.
Il. +. O'Niel met with an accident Sun
day that is liable to make him take to
crutches for as many as several months.
The bronco he hadon exhibition in front
of his house took fright and ''yanked"
him around lively enough to dislocate his
left ankle in addition to burning his hands
up with the rope.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-07-08
Tho Despised Cactus.

In commenting pom ali article IN the
SENTINEL with regard to the beautiful
flowers put forth by our horrid looking
cactus, the Enterprise says; We have a
cactus received from Arizona nearly three
years ago that is in the shape OF q large
pine.oone or pineapple. Il came by ex-
press, and the few roots with which II was
endowed seemed as dry as sticks when
they arrived. Being placed in q pot IL
soon began TO throw out large pink HOW.
era, and has been blooming ever since py
fts and starts. At this writing 1t 10 again
in bloom. The flowers are about SIX IN
ches in diameter and some wv ana one
half inches deep. The plant itself LOOKS
like a big conioal chestnut burr ana SHOWS
no signs of life until it throws out It's DudS
and bursts into flowers.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-07-08
OUR n MEN.
Bill Nye weeps Over Che Grave of
American RunOr.

American RumOr.
The st. Louis Post Dispatch has dis
covered the sad fact hat American humor-
lists, like precious children, have decayed,
retired, gone up and ceased to be interest
ing. Come and weep with us, dear reader,
says the Boomerang, over the grave Of
American humor. 1t is gone. 1t is bust
ed and dead like a cockroach fiattened in
the family Bible. Gather about US, weep
ing friends, while we drive the cold cruel
screw into the coffin lid Of busted Amer
lean mirth. Pour into the open grave
your scalding weep. America to-day hasn't
a humorist that she can lay her jaws to.
No one can regret this any more than we
do, not because it hurts our trade any,
for it does not. If we had a man on this
paper who claimed to be a humorist, we
would squat him into c heterogeneous
mass and use him for a paper weight. But
We have two or three Journalistic friends
who had fooled us into the delusion that
they were inclined to be facetious, and
without thinking about it much we have
laughed a good deal over their printed re-
marks. 1t will go hard with such men to
be laid aside that way and stood up behind
the door like an old umbrella. They will
be out Of q job and hard up for while I'M
til they can get some wood to saw. Such
men as Mark Twain and Josh Billings are
left in their old age with only about $780,
900 apiece, and Peck and Sweet and those
men, together with the Detroit Free Press
man, and Bob Burdette and Eugene Field,
will probably have to tramp it over the
country. All these men are making mon
ey hand over fist, and they are making it
out of five million people who haven't the
necessary mental acumen to drop to the
never-dying truth that they are being
bamboozled by half a dozen men who
don't know a joke from blue bill.