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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

LYDIA E. PINKHAM's Vegetable Compound,
the great medicine for the cure of all female
complaints, is the greatest strengthened of the
back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urinary and
genital organs of man and woman ever known.
Send for circulars to Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

THOUSANDS Of persons who are bald to-day
might have full heads of hair if they would
only use CARBoLINE, a deodorized extract of
petroleum, which is the only preparation ever
discovered that will really do this.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

For rheumatism, Sprains and Bruises use
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Lniment, sold by
all druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

The publishers of the Richmond, Va. En-
quirer heartily recommend DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup and say: sit has been well tried in our
Office and composing room, and has cured our
city editor of very bad case of Bronchitis.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22
Skinny Men

Wells Health Remover. Absolute cure for
nervous debility, dyspepsia, mental or physical
decline. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express,
$1.25, for $5. E. S. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J..
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

COLUMBUS made the egg stand, but
Italians of less renown have made the
peasant stand.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

You had better cut out this address, DIR.
G. r. Sykes, 169 Madison St., Chicago" for you
may need his ''Sure Cure for Catarrh."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

For Brick and File Machinery
Address JAS. F. CLARK, Morenci, Mich.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22
NEW RICH BLOOD!

Parsons Purgative Pills make New Rich
Blood, and will completely change the blood in the
entire system in three months. Any person who will
take pill each night from to twelve weeks may
be restored to sound health if such thing be possible
Sed everywhere sent by mail for letter stamps.
L. y. JOHNSON & Co., Boston, Mass.
formerly BANGOR. Me,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22
HENRY,S CARROLIC SALVE

HAVE you Catarrh? ''Dr. Sykes Sure Cure -
is an unfaiing remedy. Haveyou heard Of it?
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

DIR. GREEN'S ORIGINATED BITTERS
is the best remedy for Dyspepsia Bousness, Malaria
Indigestion and Diseases of the Blood Kidneys Liver
Skin, etc.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

Is the BEST SALVE for Cuts Bruises, Sores, Ulcers
Salt Rheum letter, Chapped Hands, Chilbains, Corns
and all kinds of Skin Eruptons Freckles and Pimpes
Get HENRY'S CARBOLIC SALVE. as all others are
counterfeits. Price % cents.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

To test nutmegs prick them with pin,
and if theyare good the oil will instantly
spread around the puncture.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22
A WelI-knoWn Wits Enforcement.

CHICAGO, ILL.,, May 80, 1881.
r. IT. Warner & Co.:
SIRs-For several years have been sufferer
from kidney disease, and never knew what it
was to be free from pain until I used your Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure.
C. II. HARRIS. ''Carl Pretzel."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

DURNO'S CATARRH SNUFF cures all affections
the mucous membrane, Of the head and throat.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

by It's faithful use CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN CURED
when other Remedies and Physicians
have failed to effect a cuBe.
JEREMIAH WRIGHT, of Marion County, ". Va,
writes us that his wife had PULMONARY CONSUME
TON, and was pronounced INCURABLE by their
physician, wnen the use Of Aliens Lung Balsam EN-
TIRELY CURED HER. He writes that he and his
ne1ghcors think 1T the best medicine in the world.
VIM. @. DIGGEs, Merchant of Bowling Green Va,
writes April 4h 1884, that he wants to know that
the LUNG BALsAM HAS CURED HIS MOTHER OF Con-
SUMPTION, after the physician had given her up as
mcurable He says, others knowing her have
taken the Balsam and been cured he thinks all so
afflicted should give it a trial.
DR.. MEREDITH, Dentist of Cincinnati was thought
TO be In the last STAGES OF CONSUMPTION and was
induced by his friends to try Aliens Lung Balsam
after the formula was shown him. We have his
letter that it at cured his cough and that was
able to resume his practice.
VIM. A. GRAHAM 4 Co., Wholesale Druggists,
GAINESVILLE, Ohio, writes of the cure of Matthias
freeman, wel-known citizen, who had been af-
h1cted with BRONCHITIS in its worst form for twelve
years. The Lung Balsa1n cured him, as it has many
others Of BRONCHITIS.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

ANDREW JAoKsoN's fourteen gallon
punch bowl was used the other evening
in New York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

Iowa, on the Dist of December last I was seized
giving me excruciating pain and almost prevent,
ing breathing. My pulse. usually So fell to %;
intense nausea of the stomach succeeded, and
cold, clammy sweat covered my entire body.
The attending physician could do nothing to re-
leve me. After suffering for three hours, !
thought-as had been using ST. JACOBS OIL with
good effect for rheumatic pains would try It;
cover my chest, with the Oil, and appliedit The
relief was almost instantaneous. In one hour
taken the train to fill an appointment that night
in a neighboring town had my friends not dis
suaded me. As it was took the night train for my
home, in st. Louis, and have not been troubled
since.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

DR.. MOTIFS LIVER PILLS are the best Cathartic
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

A NEIGHBoR of Mr.. Miggs, glancing
out of the window, observed that esti-
mabie man plugging up the knot-holes
in his backyard fence, and ventured to
ask: "Any hard feelings agin' the
woman next door?'' "No," returned
Miggs, placidly. "Mrs. NJ. IS got rheu-
matiz in the jaw, and the doctor says she
must keep quiet"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

J. w. SMITH, NJ. d.
Statements SO outspoken as the above and
coming from such a reliable source are valuable
beyond question. They conclusivey show not
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22
A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY!
-STRICTLY PURE
Rarmless to the most Delicate !

By its faithful use CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN CURED
when other Remedies and Physicians
have failed to effect cuBe.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-22

A SOMEWHAT romantic wedding oc-
CURED at Amagansett, on Long Island,
recently. The bride was Miss
Ferguson, the teacher of the village
school, and twenty of her little scholars
acted as bridesmaids. The bride and
groom when children played together.
Subsequently, for A years, they did not
see each other, but correspondent regu-
larly much of the time. Soon after
their meeting again they were married.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-10-03
A New Boston snobbery.

A Boston paper relates this interesting story
of some of the Damphool clan Of that city ::
Not long ago, lady in every sense of the
word, applied for the position of governness in
one of the best families on Beacon Hill. She
was thoroughly educated good musician, and
spoke French as it is rarely heard out of Paris.
There were three little children to be instruct
ed, and the mother particularly desired them
to be grounded in these specified accomplish
ments. After conversiDg for some time on the
moral, mental, and intellectual capacity Of the
applicant, and saying she wished her children
to have every possible advantage, she added:
"You understand that DO not take q govern
ess into my family or receive her at my table.
Several Boston ladies (naming them) and my
self have determined TO begin q new system
here, and do like the English nobility, who
would not permit an equality with govern
ne's any more than with lady's maid" See
ing look of scornful surprise on her visitors
face, she quickly continued, "We have had
such difficulty with governesses, you know,
that, really, we must protect ourselves" 81
SHOULD imagine So, said the Loveruuess, rising
to take leave. 1T must be difficult to find a
person in this American republic who, being
fitted to form o childs mind and manners
would submit to being treated like servant by
the family that employed her. / wish you
good day" 1t would seem by this that some
OF Boston's "best families were attacked by
(Anglo-mania little too hard for comfort.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-10-03

Moore Key. A. s. and wife, Boylstor Centre, Mass,
Mrs. Staples, ~ Lincoln st.
Aakepsaee, Rev F. b., Andover, Mass, Dr. Weeks,
Woodfords. -
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-10-03

Ober Mrs Oliver, Lowell, Mass, Fuller SO Elm st.
Otis, Rev Israel T. and wife, Exeter N ii, A Stew
enson, 121 State st,
osgood, Key Henry H. No Yarmouth, Mrs H Sin
nett % Hancock st,
Olmstead Charles, New York, Mrs j Coffin, 65
Spruce st,
ordway, Mrs Mary W, Freeport, Ill, Geo F Foster,
227 Bracket st,
obear, Rev W and wife, Winthrop, Higgins
Spring st, Woodfords
0dlin, Mrs W and sister, Exeter, N H, W W Latham,
227 Cumberland st,
Oviatt, Rev Geo A, Sudbury Mass Enoch Martin.
235 Cumberland ST.
Oliver, Chas and wife, Roxbury Mass Mrs j III Har-
mon, 214 Oxford st
Osborn, Mrs Geo A, Peabody, Mass, j Baxter, 81
Deering st
osgood, DR. and wife, Orange, N j, DIR Gilman 70
Free st
Ordway, Mrs Mary W. Freeport, Ill, Geo Foster
cor Bracket and Waugh st
Oliphant, Rev G and WIFE Mystic Conn III NJ Hart
294 Spring st,
Oak, Mrs Lyndon, Garland, Me, Thurston, SO
Monument st,
Oliver, Chas and wife. Roxbury, Mass, Mrs j II
Hanson, PIT Oxford ST.
Oxnard, F and wife, Tarrytown n Y Miss M A
0xnard, Sc Danforth,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-02
JUST LIKE HER DREAM.
A Lady a ssauIted while Out RTdIn,
She returns The BLOW with Il ~ fe

she returns the Blow with Il nife
The Pr0Uide1oce Journal IN recent is
sue says: Last evening about7 O'Clock
while Mrs. Henry II. Healy was re-
turning home from a ride, she drove
through Adelaide avenue into Melrose
street. She was alone in box buggy
and j lst as she had turned into the
latter highway a man sprang into the
street, grasped the reins, and stopped
the horse. He then jumped into the
vehicle and struck the lady a severe
blow in the face, causing her nose to
bleed quite freely. It so happened
that Mrs. Healy had been at Attleboro
during the day, and while there had
purchased q knife for use in connection
with household duties. This she had
forgotten to leave at home, and on dis
covering it in her pocket while driv-
ing had laid it on the seat cushion
by her side. On receiving the blow
from the rufion the thought of the
knife flashed across her mind, and at
once grasping it she struck at him with
such force as she was able to command.
He Immediately let go his hold upon
the carriage, and fell back with the
exclamation; "My God am cut!" The
lady drove on, and after passing some
distance from the point where she had
been assailed pulled in the horse and
looked about for someone to assist her,
but, nobody happening to be on the
street at the time, continued on her
way home. She did not see her assail-
ant after she strnck at him, and that
she can remember concerning his ap-
pearance is that he was a large man
with full beard, and that she thinks
he wore a cap. The blow which he
gave her did not cause any serious in
jury, but the shock to her nervous
system was very apparant for several
hours afterward. The object of the
villain in assailing her is entirely a
matter of conjecture. She happened
to have in pair of diamond earrings
and It is not unreasonable to suppose
that the possession of them might have
been the object. Mrs. Healey's hus-
band usually accompanies her on her
drives, but yesterday he happened to
be away from home.
4 singular coincidence is mentioned
in connection with the assault, and
that is tnau Mrs. Healy Tuesday night
dreamed that she was being pounded
by large man with full beard, such
as her assailant appeared to be. This
dream she related at the breakfast
table yesterday morning. Moreover,
yesterday seems to have been singu-
larly eventful day for the lady, her ex-
periences reminding one of the old
say that misfortunes never come singly
In the morning with a company o
lady friends, she took the 1850 Bostor
train, the party being bound for tht
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-02
GRAND RAJ ,DS WIS, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1882.

Rock Island and Burlington; that the
Wabash is to be given access to St. Paul
for freight and passengers, while the
Northwestern is to cross the Wabash
bridge at Des Moines, enabling it to make
an extension to Kansas City.
The governor of Texas has received a
telegram from New Y ork, Offering seventy
cents per acre for one million acres OF
state lands.
REV. DR.. HATFIELD, of the First
Methodist church, advocates heroic treat
ment for the social ills resulting from the
liquor traffic.
ADEL BERT college, which was built by
Amasa Stone, Jr., of Cleveland, at a cost
of S5O0,000. was dedicated Saturday with
impressive ceremonies, nany distinguish
ed educators being present.
THE negroes of Rhode Island assembled
at Newport recently and resolved to give
their political support to whoever showed
the most regard for their rights and feel
ings, and demanding fair represe ntation
in Office.
TIE Massachusetts, board of railroad
commissioners have decided that Engi-
neer Watson was responsible for the dis
aster on the Troy & Greenfield railroad at
North Adams, whereby seven persons lost
their lives. The management of the road
is severely denounced for the loose system
which has existed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-02

and otherwise, the bey retiring to private
life on an allowance.
KILEaNEA, the Hawaiian volcano, is in
eruption on grander scale than for TWEEN
! ty-fve years.
ALL the anarchists arrested a few days
ago in France have been released on their
own recognizances.
ARAB PASTA has requested that De
| Lesseps be summoned as a witness on his
trial.
ENGLISH wheat sold in London last
week Is 81 per quarter less than in the
corresponding week in 1881.
Arab PAsHA asserts that since the in
tervention of the British consul his treat
ment has been materially changed for the
! better.
| By the collapse Of the floor at Harl:y,
Eng, on which was congregated the Sal
vation Army, many members were seri-
ously Injured.
Coal owners of West Lanca shire ad-
vanced miners wages 10 per cent. Tai
action practically ends the dispute in
Lancashire. Coal owners of South York
shire offer coliiers an advance of 5 per
cent. to avert strike.
MADRID dispatches says it is reported
that in case the Dy l. eft are called
to power they will re-establish the consti-
tuition of 1869 by an act of parliament,
and propose complete reorganization of
the senate, abolishing life senatorships.
TROOPS occupy ali the strategic points
| in Lyons, prepared to act at the first ap-
pearance of trouble. If any more explo-
sions occur, the city will be placed under
martial law. A quantity of dynamite has
been seized by the police.
PATRICK EGAN, treasurer of the Irish
land league, enters a specific denial of the
charge made by the Irish Tines of Dublin,
that furd5 of the league had been wrong
! fully paid to members of the Irish parlia-
mentarY party.
DISPATCHES announl the death of E.
! Pesbine Smith, recently chief law officer
| of the Japanese government, and of
Joseph Medbery, one of the originators
of the Western Union Telegraph COM
pany.
| GLADSTONE announced in the house of
commons Saturday that the government
was considering the freedom of the Suez
canal in time OF war. Dixie, the under
! foreign secretary, denied that a conven-
ton had been concluded with Egypt to
charge on her people the cost of the army
of occupation. Sir Wilfred Lawson of
fered vote Of thanks to the army in
Egypt, and moved that the war be declared
an uniustitiable one, which was voted
down by 354 to II, and the vote of thanks
was passed.
IN the cathedral at Belgrade, Monday,
a woman fred twice at King Milan. who
escaped injury. It appears that the king
recently passed some time in Roumania
IN order to defeat conspiracy against
his life by blowing up his steamer with
torpedoes. His assailant Monday was the
widow of colonel who was shot for trea-
son four years ago, and the crowd made
an attempt to lynch her. Queen Natalie
tainted in the cathedral, and was conveyed
10 the palace in an unconscious condition.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-02
CRIME.

JOSEPH PARISH, one Of inc most dan.
gerous confidence men in the west has
been captured in Indianapolis
JOHN BLACK, well-known merchant Of
Pekin. H., is said to be adefauIter for $15,.
| 600, and to have sailed for Germany two
weeks ago.
Four thousand decks of Mexican monte
cards were seized at Laredo by customs Of
| fcers. These cards were being smuggled
through to Galveston, where they were
worth $10O pack.
WILLIS PARKER and Henry Black
quarreled over game of cards at Kyle
Texas. The former shot Black twice
while the latter cut Parker's throat.
AN Indictment has been found in Bos-
ton against Abner [. Benyon, formerly
president of the Pacific National bank,
which came out So 100000 short under his
management, but he is believed TO have
| fed to Europe.
THE grand jury of Madison couty, Hi,
| nois, has returned an indictment against
| George White (colored) for the murder
of his house-keeper, Mrs. Annie Garrett
in January last.
A HOMEMADE shell of lead, filed with
powder and scraps Of iron and glass, was
thrown into the tailor-shop of August
Goekel, in Philadelphia, and exploded as
J the proprietor sat at work. but without
injury to him. His wife's step-father is
under arrest for the crime.
JEROME STEWART, a young stadent OF
the dental department Of the University
of Pennsylvania, was arrested at Phila-
deldhia charged with being concerned in
the robbery of book and stationery store
at Jacksonville, ILL.,, last July. Stewart
denies the charge.
THOMAS F. TALBOT, one Of the Oldest
| residents of Cheyenne, was mortalIy
wounded by his wife in self-defense, he
being intoxicated and ugly. They have
nine children.s
ROBERT FORD, who was tried at Platts-
burg, Missouri, for the murder of Wood
Hite was acquitted by the jury after for
tY-one hours balloting. He walked over
to the telegraph Office and sent the news
to Governor Crittenden and the chief of
police of Kansas City.
AT Bloomington. Illinois, Monday.
Jailer Huston was temporarily blinded
by handful of sawdust thrown from a
spittoon By a prisoner. Two thieves man
aged t. pass into the street. A citizen
named Mike McHugh came to the iailer's
assistance, and stopped the general de-
livery. One of those who escaped was
soon captured, after three shots had been
fred at him
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-02
Shot Five Men in Five Minutes,

1t does not seem to be generally
known that the Dallas Studenmeyer,
United States marshal, who was recent
ly killed at FL Paso, Tex, is the same
man who achieved such notoriety some
months ago by killing five men in as
many minutes. The circumstances as
then related are about as follows: Stud
enmeye1 had been elected marshal of
Ell Paso, and the day after the result
was declared the ex- Marshal and four OF
his friends came suddenly upon him
while he was sitting in front OF the FL
Paso Hotel, and opened fire with shot
guns and six-shooters. Studenmeyer
jumped up, and drawing his pistols
shot every one of them suuareIy
through the heart, killing the whole five
instantly, except the ex-Marshal, who
lived about an hour. Things were
made so uncomfortable for him that be
had to leave FL Paso. The Mail gets
the facts from an eyewitness. Studen-
meyer wandered around the country
visiting Galveston, Brenham, Fort
Worth, Laredo and other points, and
finally went back to his death. He was
described as medium sized man, very
quiet, and not easily aroused, but he
was invariably on nand when wanted
He was held In dread by the despera-
does, and his loss is universally regret
ed by his fellow officers. Marshal Ha
Gosling will investigate the manner o
his death.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-02
Floating Fua.

When is vegetable not vegetable?
When 1t Is what you culifiower.
A Cambridge man arrived in front
ier village recently just as gang of
cowboys had taken the town." His
first exclamation was: "Have you folks
college here all ready?"
Morse, who invented the telegraph,
and Bell, the inventor of the telephone,
both had deaf-mute wives. Little COM
ment is necessary; but just see what a
man can do when all is quiet.
A New York man, desiring to COM
NIT suicide, shot at himself four times,
without hitting. He will probably be
given position on the American rife
team IN the next Observation-Disclosures
match.
Cnarade for the summer season: My
first is man saying: SIS this hot
enough for your Ny second is
thickening thud. My whole is about
six-by-two-by-four, no flowers, 'slat him
at night, and stamp on the sods.
One fine day, as ali eminent advocate
was urging most intricate and tire
some case before the court of appeals,
he noticed that one of the judges wss
sound asleep and stopped short. "Pray
continue, Brother P.," said the chief
justice, benevolently. 'Thank you,
your honor; but do not mean to fin
ish my argument until your colleague
has awakened up." Gas you'please, "re-
piled the chief justice; "but fancy my
colleague does not mean to wake up
until you have finished your argu-
ment."
Following the golden rule: Toledo
has one of the most exemplary Chris
tan young ladies we ever knew. When
kissed on the right cheek she always
turns the left also.
A Bluegrass sinner. "Do you ever
go to mcetingl" asked minister of a
Bluegrass Kentuckian. Certainly,
sir, twice year; spring meeting and
fall meeting"
Mixed that comet up: A noted DEM
ocrat OF this city, going home rather
late from little caucusing party, very
naturally mistook the comet for fire
works in honor Of the Ohio election.
Philosophical: The moralist says:
every man is occasionally what he
ougat to be perpetually." Then, again,
some men are perpetually what they
ought to be occasionally.
How to keep the bore away said the
rich and quiet flowing citizen: "If
man bores me and I don't like him
and want him to go away from me L
don't snub him. just lend him i've
dollars"