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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04
uNIfE6 STATES! MAlt .s.r.E.A..l.ESHS.

GUiON LINE. -
" UNITED STATES NAIL STEAMERS.
FOR DtTEENSIDNN AND LIH sRPJDl.
NEVADA ........ saturday. June 3 6 a. m
VNONt -, $50. Tuesday, June u, 500 .. H.
ART/DNN ......... day June Is 3 D. N.
AblSSiNiA ueSlty' uio - y a. N
lt-tdY juno 70 1877 D. m
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neuts aud ar. frrn, stsi sFsry mi<etlb
Al
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also .vpeeuc. ar ,pl %, Yir toss al ctsrOl elt
steamer Thestlrsr)p lrt AL npp5r l'jE mus nlr1s
those ,satestl I'll IxIrss y go p5rts35 'e1ltpl al
light. .o.t,+.r,,,, ~, ,,,,..,
e1u1 ~ IEpNEDi ATE 80 SIEERAGhl 1t low rItoI
-4'V OFFICE No - BROADWAY.
VILLA Ms ~ GUION
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04
Cost ano found.
Gtcamboats ano railroads..

A MARY POWELL, for West Point, Corn
"A. wall. Newburg Poughkeepse, Hondout and kingston
landing CransOIs formerly COzlenss Milton New nam
bug ana HYDE laTk, daily Sundays excepted Leaves
Vesry-s pier 3:lj and 22dst at $50 m Connects
at Poughkeepse with evening Il aims for the North
ALBANY DAY BOATS.-AlbaDy and c. Vib-
~ bard-Daily SUNDAY excepted. leave Nestryst Pier
landing Ferry. West Point, Nrwburg, Poughkeep
sic Rhnebeck. Catsk aud Hudson Connecting at Albany
with trains Tor the north and WEST
LBANY BOATS, PEOPLES LINE
N pPW and JOHN leave pier IL North River foot Of
Canal st.. every WEEK DAY at6 p. IN. connecting at Al
banv SUNDAY morning excepted with trains north west
andeast StateroOms warmed. 49,
Excursion tickets to Albany and return good 80 30
W. w. EVERETT, President
COLORADO,
" OREGON, CALIFORNIA, ST. PAUL. MIME.
APOLIo, and points in NEBRASKA, UTAH, MON
TANA, DAKOTA, MINNESOTA and the NORTH
EsT are reached direct from CHICAGO yiaClb
CHICAGO AND NORTHWE7TERN Ry
II run, iivo Trans daily each way between
CHICAGO and prominent Western points IL ALONE
Runs IMPERIAL PALACE DINING CARS west OF
through night OF tare and other In
apply etttrDcin pet,O1 - AZ cJLPlL ucN's
agent 10 L. r. BOJI " -. vi,
General Eastern Agent. No 40 broadway, New YORK.
LOR BRIDGEPORT and all points on HOU-
1 SATONIC and NAUGA1UCK RAILROADS. steamers
leave Ca tharine,np at ll:3O a. m 81 ~ MI -ousl Ld'
River 81 ) D. Fare lower than % any other route
EOR RONDOUT and KINGSTON.-Landln
4 at CranstUn's Landing (Wrst POnt Cornwall. New
Marlboro Milton PDughkespse EsOpus connecting
with Delaware Railroad. Steamboats, city Of
Caskil and James W. baldwin otye dalY AZ p M 1901
arisOn-st. North RIVER except SATURDAYS, When tho
City OF dtskll leaves at D. III
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04

( NORTH GERMAN LLOYD
STEAMSHIP LlNE BETWEEN NEN.fORK,
SOUTHAMPTON AMI BREMEN -
IABSBU ED.-. June VI Al N..-------- sat une -
Mos sat Junc luI LIt VS. 10, June u
RATES OF PASSAGE fro % NETWORK to SOUTHANP.
TON. HANKEOr BREMtN. 80
FIRST CAB loo SECOND CABIN ...--.eOO
SrEEEAGE. go.
Return tickets AZ reduced Prepaid Stceragc cor IN
Gates ~. steamers san non per between second and
1hinl-sts. HOuokcn, y ~ 49,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04
Ocean Steamers

NCHOR LINE Us. NAIL STEAMERS,
N NETWORK AND GLASGOW.
From Pier No -. North River New.YorG
Bolivia .....June 4 ~ DcyOdid....June IL, d h m
TO- Utopia. uno "a, IL D. H.
Rates II plssagotD ....
GLASGOW, LIVERPOOL. BELFAS Tor LONDONDERRY
Cabin 5000 50 Excursion teAets at r5Ilcol rt'St
Second Cabin SO Stserlge. OItWIcl $40 prcpiL 81
For IOurs scotland" Plans tsc apply ID
HENDERSON BROTH EIiS. Agents. Bowling Green
BORDEAUX LINE.
I'D New and direct line to the ~O1th Of France
NETWORK BORDEAUX DlREcE
CHATEAU LAFf rE. 1000 tons new Wed, une -
Traveller. for France spain Italy Pyrenees, Pau.
Nice &c will save and expense by taking tins
Cabin Including wine, $50 Steertgc S2i. For passage
''' +. LIZ BOULANGER, 40 Beaverst
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04

NORWICH LINE
~ To Boston Worcester Nashua Portland and the East
CITY OF WORCESTER,
Without excepoD the eleg mt th3 S)l1 and
the fayOrte CITY OF y nv y Uhh,
leave Pier 40 40 North River loot Of Wast. next pes
above
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04

Train arrives at hlCalO rVery Day at IU.IU q m.
NEW FEATt RE
the smoking male for this TRAM Wnlch Tor elegance ot
appointments is not eqdalled
Harrisburg, PlttshuTg. the Vest and SOuth WIN fumh
Paiauo a attached. a M, o and , D. m u,lp u.
MiinauspOrt Lock Haven, a. M ; y III 81" ~
IN connecting at Cory for Itds'ih" io''"0nH Nei-
TIE aud the oil liogOns auth " ,r,i,ed v,,s,,r.,,,
Washington ahu ~ 80 .~l',,
xpress OF Pullman Pir0r Cars ddiy, except Huhus -
~ arrive Washington D. 10, GUAR al 9oO anu o0o
nm and p. m, ana II hISut.
Al a M. . and p. ana l. night
sum- Inriyi for baltimore except sunday y. III
,nc NV with Ough y. except sunday
~ Annex connect with all through trans
M Jersey lily. anording speedy and direct transfer Tor
bIUoA from Pittsburg $50 and 10 30 m so and
To- 10 D. M. daily. From Mashinstun and Baltimore $50,
G51 a m g. o. $50, 3d., 1910 and 1000 D. sunday
$50 6.iOa m. 93j, lO40 amt 1880 p. m. From fhlA
depha 3 o. $50. Is 30 600 $50. 90, lu5O. IA
10 , 800 $780, $40. 73O. $50. So 1910 and 10 50 p
m sunday $50. GO. $50. 800 IL ~ H., 60 40
a a M 4 I'd ID. III.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04

~ SPRINGFIELD. HOLY OK r.. MONTREAL aud nterme-
date points. steamers leave Pier % r. r. at D. and
nm. tSuudays excepted connecting with trains y EW.
HAVEN. for MERIDEN HAkTFORD, SPRINGFIELD,
&c Tickets baggage checked at Y4i Broadway "
Y Courtst Brooklyn Excursion " New hayen and
rain
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04

TROY BOATS-CITIZEN'S LINE.-New
i steamers SARATOGA and CITY OF Troy ieaya
daily Except SATURDAY. az Pier a., ~ H. foot Ohrt
topher-st connecting with morning trans ior North AL
West sunday steamer touches AZ Albany.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04

4 'UNAItD linz.
NOTICE-"LANE ROUTE"
ROM NETWORK 10 LIVERPOOL VIA QUEENS
TOWN
FROM PIER No. 40. NORTH RIVER
BATAVIA "wednesday, June $3.50 m.
GALL " cdnesoay. June H. $3.50 y. I
SEINIA ............ edHrsiy, June Il, $50
sCNTIIlA....-.. --....... Wcduc,l june 2o $3.50
steamers markei TINS DO not carry steeraga
Cabin passage. $50 and 500
Sec!gc ckct- and all parts Europe at very low
rates Freight aud passage Office No. BO~Ilng-6recn
NEI;NON Al. Brown ~ CO.. Agents.
GENERAL IL AN<ArLANTIC COMPANY.
N BETWEEN NETWORK And HANRE
IlerO' tOnptnv Il Nprth tiver loot ~ N)rtpn'k
The1 GERS tgItt trI1N5 ElsAsl
raiwayInl is,D nf)cs3 u orDs5ls tlb JlLll@ IN
small
81 KENT. ednesday Tune q ~ a. m
tEHA Dor IA Jolca..... "Wednesday. Jrne 81. % am
- 90 DE IlhHIAN. AE.nL NJ. OBOw1ng G6ecn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04
5leamtodts ana RailroI>J.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
- MODEL FAST LINE TO THE WEST
VIA Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington.

On ana ater MAY. 81 the magnificent PASSENGER Trains
va 'Un rehny yana Railroad Depot foot OF COrandt
y m except Sundays Parlor car attached arrives
washington 30 D. IN Night express leaves Washington
az i0 " II ID. Iay sieepers and day coaches through u
- m daily Fast Line arrives Washington 2:25 a m.
Cincinnati $40 m. Chicago M and 81 Louis sd
a. H. q. palace secpef and day coaches through Ia
CINCINNATI. ST. Louis and Chicago
II O'Clock night daily AZ Washington $40 a n
Iay Express leaves Washington az lOfO a n dali y
sleepcrs ana day coaches through TO Cincinnati.
81 No other line makes faster tlme 10 tho West Trains
arrive from the West at $50 $3.50 D. and 10 81 o.
M Ickels and sleeping beFths secured baggage
Tor ana checked 10 destination At cOmpanys Office.
Company
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-04
JNO \. ABBOTT Gent Pass'r Agent, York
RAILROAD OF NEW JERSEY,

"a 7
l. Pullman Sleepers Y. Y. y. II. and Il. H. leaves
30 D. IN. week tickets
via NewYOrk and England Railroad Grand Central
Depot and principal hotels
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

Some OF our people thought we
had a pretty severe storm here Mon
day of last week, but after reading
the following description of the same
storm as given by the New York Sun
of the 22d, We conclude ours was not
much of storm, after all
The storm which began at quarter
past Z o'clock on Monday evening
reached its height about 5 O'clock yes
terday afternoon. At that hour the
wind blew gale. The rain fell in a
flood at about 6 o'clock, and there was
thunder and lightning. In the
Registers office, in the City Hall.
blue flame of electricity flashed along
the gas pipes, Illuminating the dark
corners. One of the searchers had the
steel pen with which he was writing
knocked out of his hand. At the
office Of the Signal Bureau the guage
showed that 53-1O0 Of an inch of rain
fell. At 5 O'Clock the wind travelled
at the rate of forty-six miles an hour
from the northeast. At 3 o'clock a
snow storm was reported at Oswego.
During a clap of thunder the
Municipal building in Brooklyn rat
tied as though shaken by an earth
quake. Police Telegraph Operator
Cornell was winding up a telegraph
instrument when he received a power
full electric shock. A fan-shaped flame
leaped out of one of the instruments.
The northeast wind detained many
vessels in both the upper and lower
bays. The high tide in the forenoon
made it difficult for the Staten Island
ferryboats to make their landings on
the east shore. For a time heavy
teams could not be taken on board.
The storm was one Of the most
severe ever known on Long Island in
the month Of February. Vivid flashes
of lightning were followed by heavy
thunder. a barn on the premises
OF William Covert, near Bavside, was
struck by lightning. The tide in
Flushing Bay was the highest known
Of many years. The tracks of the
North Side Railroad on the meadows
were submerged, causing danger to
travel.
The weather was capricious. After
a July thunderstorm in February, the
weather changed about, and at mid
night there was furry Of snow.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

1t is expected that Congress will
appropriate $4,000 for the purpose
of widening the channel in the bay in
front of Superior, and for otherwise inn
proving the same. This sum is all
that our people have asked for at this
time, and certainly the request is a
remarkably modest one, and surely
the government should be willing to
give such trihing sum in maintain
ance of one of its most important har.
bors. The sum should not only be
promptly voted, but so ordered that it
may be made available at once.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
SU MMONS.
STATE CT WISCONSIN, In the Circuit
COUNTY OLE DnEGLAs [ Cont

STATE CT WISCONSIN, In the Circuit
COUNTY OF DOUGLAS, ! Court.
George VI Smith, Henry A Campbell and
Benjamin f. Smith, co-partners as Smith,
Campbell & Co., Plaintiffs,
AGAINST,
The Anglo American Railway Construction
Company, by which name and description 1t
Is intended to designate the Contractor, or
Contractors, with the Chicago, Portage and
Superior Railway Company, for the con-
struction of what is known "a the land grant
division of said Chicago, Portage and Su-
peror Railway from the Head Of Lake Su-
perior to the point of its intersection with the
Llne OF the Chicago. 81. Paul, Minneapolis Il
Omaha Railroad in Burnett County, Wiscon.
SIN (the plaintiff being ignorant of the name
OF the defendant except so as aforesaid
designated Defendant.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN,
TO THE SAID DEFENDANT
YOU ARE HEREBY summoned to appear
within twenty days. after service of this sum-
mons, exclusive of the day of service and
defend the above entitled action IN the Court
aforesaid, and in case of your failure so to
DO, judgement will be rendered against you
according to the demand of the Complaint.
Dated Jany. 20, 1882.
HIRAM HAYES, Pitts: Atty.
2. O. Address, Superior. Douglas Co., Wis.
icbllmchlS
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
The Methodist brethren of SUI

The Methodist brethren of SUI
perior being aware that they will soon
have to have a suitable church build
ing for the accommodation of their
rapidly increasing numbers, have been
taking the initiatory steps, in that dir
ection. Rev L. II. Shumate, of Du-
luth, pastor in charge Of this church
also, came over last Tuesday afternoon
and a church business meeting was
held in the evening. The first steps
necessary, was the selection and re-
commondation for approval by the
district conference of persons to con-
stitute a Board of Trustees of said
church and the first Board as nomin-
ated will consist Of Messrs C. Felt,
J. d. Whitney, N. Stewart, c. C.
Merritt, S. L. Tubbs, and J.
Lutte. Christie. This Board
after its confirmation by the district
conference which meets in Duluth
next Saturday, will then have power
to go ahead with the business of Sc
curing lots, material and funds for the
new church. We would say here that
donations to the building fund are
now in order, and those of our friends
desiring to help the good work should
communicate with some one of the
Trustees at once as we desire to erect
good substantial church building the
coming summer. Remember that the
Lord loveth the cheerful (and liberaD
giver"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
Farm Machinery.

We simply wish to call the atten-
ton of some enterprising manufacture
ing firm that there is not Il place in
the west-or east either, for that
matter-so fayorably situated for the
manufacture of all kinds of Farm
Machinery as is Superior, The raw
material not produced here can be
brought in by the lake vessels at a
small cost. We have the finest oak
timber In the States-and this is the
wood for all manner Of such work
right here at our door. In very few
years we will produce our own iron
and copper for your castings and
ornaments and save all transportation.
We are located right on the edge of
the vast prairies where all this ma
chinery would find a ready market as
fast as it could be produced, and at a
comparatively trifing cost in the way
oE freights to the consumer. Our
Board Of trade should keep a keen
look out for the manufacturing inter
ests of the city, and invite that class of
capital to our shores, and give it ev-
cry encouragement and assistance pos
sible. Manufacturers should visit our
town and view the situation, and if
they will do this we are satisfied that
we should soon have these industries
well under way.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

The Agents appointed by the
Governor to adjust and pay the claims
of the late Air Line laborers, have
been engaged on that work during the
pest week, and have, we believe,
finished their labors, though we have
not seen their report to Governor yet.
Where it was possible to do 50, the
agents very properly deducted from
such wages pay for the board bill Of
the men who have been provided with
food since the failure of the company.
Some Of the parties objected to this
plan, but we do not see why it was not
perfect y correct for there is no reason
why man should not pay his board
bill if he is able to do so. We guess
no one grumbled except the few who
thought they have been having "a
soft thing of it, doing nothing and liy-
ing at the expense Of others. No one
will loose much by the failure, and for
one We are glad the matter is finally
adjusted.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
The Quill drivers of Miscon.

The quill drivers of Wisconsin
are contemplating grand excursion
to come off in August next. They will
visit the Northern Dakota and Mani
toba, country, Winnipeg and all the
principal cities of the Valley the Red
River of the North. We acknowledge
the receipt of a very polite invitation
from Mr.. Secretary Coe, asking us to
forward one dollars worth of the filthy
lucre that we may appear as "mem-
Der in good standing" and to help de
fray expenses. Just book us brother
Coe, and when we get that much say
ed up We will remit, but that is good
deal of money to have all at once, and
there is no telling when you will re-
eeive the remittance.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

President Arthur seems determin-
ed to provide for all Of his stallwart
satellites, and has now appointed the
petulent ex-senator Conkling to a
seat on the Supreme bench of the
United States. This is, and was no
doubt intended as a direct insult to
the true Republicans of the country.
President Arthur is pointed to as a
bold, fearless man but that is no
compliment in his case. All bad men
are bold with certain kind of bold
ness, but it is of character that never
produces any good results The country
has much to fear from President
Arthur, and it will never be able to
breath easy, while he occupies the pre-
sidential chair
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

Whitewater Register; At the
board oftrade meeting, last Wednes-
day, creamery butter brought As and
As cents per pound. And yet our
dairymen think they should be pro-
tected by law from the manufacturers
of oleomargarine, butterine, and other
cheap substitutes Is it surprising that
we poor fellows, who have to sop our
bread in salt-pork gravy, begin to
wonder if railroad corporations and
''bloated bondholds' are the only
monopolists that endanger the liber-
ties of the country and the purity of
elections?
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

w hen the Air Line railroad fail
ed, the Duluth Tribune advertised the
fact with nearly column of very bold
display headlines in two or three issues.
We do not find fault with that at all,
but why does not the Tribune give the
Duluth and Winnipeg road the use
of It's advertising columns as freely.
Such discrimination don't speak well
for first class independent journal.
Perhaps it is because the first was a
Superior and The latter Duluth in
stitution.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

There are some holders of options
and leases, in this iron-ribbed territory
who are in fair way of missing the
opportunity to make themselves solid
because Of the irresistible desire which
possesses them to make it all and
leave the purchaser nothing" When
they finally get left" on their high
horses, as they certainly will, we hope
some of them will come aronnd to the
Mining Journal for sympathy we're
laying up big stock of that for their
special benefit. Dogs in the manager
too poor or too penwious to engage in
The work Of development, and too av-
aricious to sell at a price that will
warrent others in taking hold. Such
men are a curse rather than a benefit
to and community.
We clip the above from the Mar
quette Mining Journal, with the only
comment that the case is correctly
stated, and that the same rule applies
to owners of town sites as well as
to the owners of mining claims, and
one would almost imagine the Journal
was giving Superior a left handed
poke III the ribs.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

President Arthur and his friends
are industriously feeding Conkling
delicately perfuIned bon-bons, and
coaxing him up to accept the appoint
ment to the judgeship. Mr.. Conkling
understands the situation fully, and is
not going to be persuaded too easily,
for he is now holding most of the win
ming cards. He probably wants congress
to pass resolutions fully indicating
his past diabolical acts, and say that
all the people were wrong and he,
Conkling, was right, all through the
late unpleasantness. And. congress
will virtually say so if it confirms the
nomination.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
cry Respectfully, S. 0. OSBORN.


-Blaines Grafton at the Garfield
Memorial services a few days ago, is
said to have been the best effort of his
life. We never had but one Washing
ton, one Lincoln and one Garfield.
We have but one Blaine, and will new
er have another. He ought to be
president, and we believe he will be,
vet.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
The house of John Wilhalmv

The house of John Wilhelmy, of
Nauvoo, Ill, was burned to the ground
last Tuesday, and his two children per-
ished in the flames. The parents had
both gone away from the house leav-
ing the children asleep in a room up
stairs, and they could not be rescued
when the fire was discovered.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04
STUART, Jan. 81. 1882.
Editor Homestead, Des Moines

Editor Homestead, Des Moines
Dear Sir: Last year | subscribed
for the Homestead and have found it
50 valuable as to far exceed my ex-
pectations. To any farmer or other
person interested in the subject of ag-
ricultural, the Iowa Homestead is
cheaper at $50 than corn at one cent
bushel.
Very Respectfully, S. 0. OSBORN.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

The Democracy Of the Nation
held a caucus at Washington last
Tuesday night, for the purpose of organ
ization with view to- getting the party
INTO working trim for the next cam
paign.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

Senator Window has introduced
a resolution providing for an inves-
LEGATION Of the guano scandal. \ very
fitting occupation for the Senators,
and it may at least give our alfact-
cries a change.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

The bill introduced in our legis-
lature by Representative Bates, pro-
vlding for the taxation Of church pro-
perry was indefinitely postponed last
Tuesday.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-03-04

a few days ago the papers told
us that Gladstone had given her
Majesty, the Queen, a very decided
"snub." Now they tell US that MIR.
Gladstone viii probably resign The
Queen has probably given him to
understand that his resignation would
be promptly accepted.
National Republican., 1882-07-08
AIexandria-Erypt or virginia ?

When the dispatches announcing the warlke
attitude of the French and British fleets before
Alexandria arrived in the REPUBLICAN office Tues
day night, the exchange fend, who was porng
ing over patent insides in the back room, looked
up and remarked "Wel, gennermen, eff ther
Brtishers and ther gyarlic eaters try fur ter bum
furgit" he continued, assuming a far-of look,
"that ere summer O. ateen fifty fo'. Me an Ike
Summers was down on Huntin' Crick
fishin' fur perch, wen q pestierous lister boat
capting cum by an said ez how he was goin' up
ter the wof an jest make ther ole may'r howl So
seein' as how me an Ike Summers never mist no
fun nohow, we up an woun' up our tishin' lines,
town ter see ther fun. Ez we hit town thar was
ther most offest noise wat ever heerd, an then
| l heerd summun say ez how ther lister boat
capting wos bumbardin Fishtown. Ike
| Summers sez cum on an l went,
seed May'r Jones Ievelin ole cannon at
| ther lister boat, an then, gennerman," and here
| the exchange iend looked blissful as girl
| eating e-cream, thar wos er screech an arter
the lister boat wos ther jibs'l a foatin down ther
river An tell yer Ell them ERE Britishers an
| gyarlic eaters go a-foOlin' about Elexandy an
| Fishtown they'll be sent hum in boxes, sho's yer
| bon" " Mr. Fiend. said the managing editor, as
the I'D man relapsed into silence, The dispatches
do not allude to Alexandria, Virginia, but to
! Alexandria, Egypt"
" Now, look here, Mr.. Bart'n," chuckled the
venerable bore. :" don't Try fur ter empose on me
| force snickered a snick the innocent old fellow
| scared deep into the mysteries of New Yorh
| Tribune editorial and wondered what it was al
| about.