Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-12
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CELESTIAL ti,nbcr-Sunbeams
WE'LL shake once moro for the
quininc, I" as the ague said to the victim.
A Y1err is more like Christian than
the average mon. She can stand on a
tack without swearing.
A LAWYER who climbs up on a chair
after law-book gets little higher in.
that he may get little lore.
WHEN man chooses mate she fire.
quently turns out to be the MASTER
Philadelphia Chronicle-HerSld.
ACCORDING to the rule that silence
gives consent, the man who keeps
"mum always votes in the affirmative.
"I LIKE your new hat very much, z" he
said !; sits 'chic,' there's sort of
abandon =" "There isn't any sort
of band on it, she said, pouting ;.
sits real ostrich feather
The Chicago people say that, talk as
you may of culture, the product of their
pens amounts to more than the income.
of all the authors of New England.
Pig thing. Boston Commercial Bull
letin.
"MR. SPEAKER p shouted the mem
Der from Ruraldom, &c rise to a pint of
order" ''And I, Mr.. Speaker" inter-
rupted his colleague, "rise to a quart
of the same commodity; I go the gen
tleman pint better"
"WHAr nice-looking young man -
simpered lady to her friend, as youth
in the omnibus deposited her nickel I'D
the safety box. eyes," was the reply,
81 see he is passing fare. "-Neso York.
Commercial AdUsrtiser.
SENATOR MCPHERSON, of Ottawa, has
written book on etiquette to be observed
by officers and members Ct the Senate.
One, of the rules is that no Senator shall
call another liar without first attract
ing his attention with an inkstand or
paper-weight.- Canada Quiz.
REJECTED.
You've spoken OF love
And I've answered with laughter;
You've kissed my-kid glove,
| You've spoken of love
| Why, powers above
| Is there more to come after
| You've spoken of love
| And I've answered with laughter?
The Century.
The Modern Argo mentions Quincy
blonde who entertains four beaux at
once when she is riding in her ham,
mock. The man who marries woman
who can talk at that rate will soon be-
wishing that she had fallen from her
hammock with dull thud. louisville
Courier-Joownal.
A YOUNG man who had married bad
tempered woman was one day provoked
to correct her. The lady complained to-
her father who, knowing her character,
followed the example of her husband
and, boxing her ears, said &c There,
now; go and tell the fellow that I am
even with him, he has beaten my
daughter and I have boxed his wife's,
ears"
"CANsT tell me, Henrico, why yone
fair damsel's tresses are like unto a
flower garden?" "Nay, by me troth 1
cannot, Ferdinand, unless it be that they
are trained SO artistically." "Thy an
swer is apt, good Henrico, but thou art
far from the true answer. List, whilst I
discover it unto thee. A flower garden,
thou knowest, is yclept parterre Well,
Henrico, the damsel's tresses are likewise
only part hair. boston Transcript.
A PHYSICIAN, who had colored boy
in his service, noticed that his alcohol
seemed to be rather weak, and, as he
had occasion to 60 to the bottle from
time to time, it seemed to grow weaker,
He was about to complain to his apothe-.
cary for selling him such poor stuff.
when it occurred to him that the colored
boy might know what the trouble was ;.
so he said, suddenly: "Tom, how much
water do you turn into the alcohol when
you take a drink out of the bottle?''
"Oh, sah," responded Tom, taken off
his guard, "I calkerlates to leave it
about as full as I finds it, sah." No
complaint was entered at the apothe-
cary's.-LOaUeU Courier
TOO MUCH WILL POWER.
, Three or four citizens were having g.
confab at the east entrance of the City
Hall in regard to will power, and there,
was one of the group that dared go far
} enough to assert that man of strong