The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-01-26
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einai.a 9TH muoilsge II j. regular
SON game
A Wesiefn debating society i nervips
is.li np 10 ~resile with the question
when = woman aud mouse meet which
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a htilo heat that cant 10 beat, the
pibdop open vide little freeze, little
.noean and yousre The doctors pride.
Seventeen dollarsaDd 70 conisior 10 yisiis
II the Hcosac tunnel doesn't pay any
better THAI i has been paying. Mr.. hoo
sAe threatens 10 pail the whole thing up
by the roots and sell il for an umbrella
.cAhhard
The New iofi authorities are very
careful 81 their police fore, They never
pm, TAO officers on the same beat. because
il issaid 20 he unhealthy for two persons
70 sleep together
The most truthful and unobirusiye
man 10 the community will in one week
after be becomes the owner Of a setter
dog, doyelopo into talented. gaudy and
os,entatious liar
-"Will Ny Darling Come Again. is
,he title Of the poem sent In by Marion
Howard We don't know, Marion, but
yon might send HIM up word that the dog
j. tied up, and see.
A new work ON etiquette says, Soup
must he eaten with spoon. Persons
who are in the habit Of eating soup with
fork or carving knife WILDE slow TO adopt
the new tangled ideas.
when 1 was an infant, said Fogg,
''the women we're forever kissing me.
And, be added. II have done what
could TO get square with them since have
grown to years Of discretion,
-"Ah. what has become OF your son
Haven't seen him lately" Hes attached
10 banking house as cashier" attach.
edf oh. see they tie EN- up so that
they cant run away, Capital idea
mo. said the clergyman, II did not
swear when fell from the horse car and
got mud on my clothes and in my mouth.
But learned not to think too harshly Of
tho man who under similar circumstances
did. +"
A boy who will listen indiiferently TO the
sublimest truths OF theology will be
aroused TO the acutest interest by the pro-
gress OF a caterpillar over the collar Of the
bald headed man in the pew in front OF
him.
One Of the boys asked young Brown
ifhis girls father was much put out
when lac asked him for his daughter.
"Oh, no. said Brown. "he didn't APP
pear to be put out but he put me out in a
hurry.
Does il pay to steall" asks the Phil
adelphia Times. 1t does, esteemed con-
temporary, it does. 1t doesn't pay the
thief. but just think Of the large number
OF criminal lawyers 70 whom il furnishes
IA, living.
"A medical certificate is among the
treasures OF the London General Post Of
fee, worded an follows; This is to certi-
~ that attended Ms.--in her last i'll
ness and that she died in consequence
thereof
"A New Jersey iollgate keeper has
just lost his wife. who weighed 425
pounds, by death A local paper com
forts him 10y reminding him that in the
next world our earthly pleasures will be
increased ton fold.
Epitaph said to be copied from
Tombstone IN the cemetery Of Montmartre.
Here lies Joseph X, who for 20 years at
ter the death Of bis wife lived in the soce.
~ Of his mother.in.law, and died In the
certain hope of a better world beyond
Extract from young lady's letter.
"And, do you know, Maud and are quite
slre captain Popple had taken too
much champagne at the ball, for be took
out his watch and looked hard at the back
Of IT, aLd then mu,tsred, 'Blesb my shout!
hadn't any idea il was that time o
night
Some wicked fellow got into Yer.
mon, church yesiry just si,er the deaoons
aud tho elereymen had held meeting
there. And hc left -four beer bottles and
vhiskey flask, all empty, and two packs
Of cards under the table And when the
sewing society came an hour later and
discovered the articles, didn't things jus,
hums
"A Biddoford man proposed for the
hand Of beautiful girl, lately. As she
hosiiatod about replying. he said; Il
wait your answer with haied breath
The girl, who Is good deal Of humorisi,
said well. Mr. Man, you viii have TO
bait your breath with something besides
high wines and cheese 10 catch your
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