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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
Stick to 1t.

Learn trade, or get into business,
and go at it with determination that
defies all failure, and you will succeed.
Don't leave it because hard blows are to
be struck or disagreeable work to be
performed. Those who have worked
their way up to wealth and usefulness do
not belong to the shiftless class, and if
you do not work while young man, as
an old man you will be worth nothing.
Let perseverance and industry be your
motto, and with steady application to
business you need have no fear for the
future Don't be ashamed of your plain
clothes provided you have earned them.
The people who respect you only when
well clad will be the first to run from
you in the hour of adversely.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
Read This Now or Never

The very best remedy ever invented for the
cure of general i'll health, especially dyspepsia,
bad blood, nervousness, universal lassitude,
weak kidneys liver troubles, etc., is DIR. Guy
not harm the most delicate invalid. It's use
wonderfully revives the mental faculties in
creases the power of physical endurance, and
makes the blood rich, red and pure, enabling
It to counteract the effect of exhaustive and de-
bihtating diseases. In localities where this
remedy is best known, druggists find it difficult
to supply the demand. 1t contains Yellow
Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper, Iron, Buchu, Gel
cry, Calisaya, etc. Every physician knows the
merit Of such ingredients
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
An American ProyinciaIism.

"Will you try" said my opposite
neighbor, handing mea dish of potatoes,
broken up in milk and butter, evil
you try some of these fxings?" There
are few words which perform such duties
as the word "fix." It is the Caleb Quo
tenn of the American vocabulary. You
call upon a gentleman in a country
town, and his bel % informs you that he
is fixing himself " just now, but will be
down directly, by which you are to un-
derstand that he is dressing. You in
quire on board a steamboat, of fellow
passenger, whether breakfast will be
ready soon, and he tells you he should
think SO, for when he was below they
were Z" fixing the tables, in other words,
laying the cloth, You beg a porter to
collect your luggage, and he entreats
you not to be uneasy, for he'll 6 fix it
presently" and if you complain of in
disposition, you are advised to have re-
course to doctor SO and so, who will {" fix
you " in no time. One night I ordered
bottle of mulled wine at hotel where
was staying, and waited long time
for it. At length it was put upon the
table with an apology from the land
lord that he feared it wasn't "iXed
properly" And I recollect once at a
stage-coach dinner, overhearing a very
stern gentleman demand of waiter who
presented him with plate Of underdone
roast beef, "whether he called that fix
ing God A'mighty's vittles. "-Charles
Dickens
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
Too Much Honey.
From the Los Angeles Times.


Eastern people do not always recipro-
cate the scale upon which Californians
lay out their work. A case in point is
that of an eastern merchant who wrote
to Los Angeles County bee man for a
sample of his extracted honey. His re-
quest was complied with, and the mer-
chant was so well pleased with the ap-
pearance and good quality of the honey
that he sent an order for all the bee
man had like that. The gentleman,
thinking the merchant might not be
reckoning on the amount he had in
stock, wrote him that he had sixteen
tons on hand, but he might as we'll make
it twenty tons, which would be just two
car loads, and that he would ship it i'm
mediately. He was not very much sur
prised few days after to receive tele-
gram telling him, "Keep your honey, I
only want case or two."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

feet long (the war arrows being about
three feeD, made of reed, headed with
iron-wood; they arc not feathered, and
their great length is requisite that they
may 60 straight enough to hit small
object; besides which, it is advantageous
IN taking aim through thick bush.
Each individual in the party has only
two arrows, for as soon as he has dis
charged one from his bow it is immed-
lately brought back to him by one of the
attendants, who follow the party. The
bows also are rather longer than those
used in war, being about six feet, and
the war bows about four feet and half
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
Uncle Alvin interviewed.
from the Salt Lake Tribune. I


Uncle Alvin Joslin played to packed
house last night. Every one said he was
at his best, and many who had witnessed
his former efforts were of the opinion
that the old man never appeared to bet
ter advantage in his inimitable role.
The audience were kept in one continual
laugh whenever he appeared on the
stage. The play has more laughs in it
to the square minute than anything on
the boards, and Mr.. Davis always makes
the most of every situation. The writer
was particularly impressed with the
lively manner in which the old man
Z" hustled with the boys in the wicked
city of New York, especially since he
had heard day or two since that Uncle
Alvin was somewhat under the weather.
Repairing to the Walker House after the
play was over, the writer was shown to
the rooms of the great comedian. He
was received with one of those peculiar
smiles which makes the gallery stand on
its head and the whole house to break
into an emphatic laugh.
"Uncle Alvin" said the reporter, CT
heard that you were indisposed few
days ago, but were lively as youngster
at husking-bee tonight. How is it +? !"
"You see, my dear boy, the rheuma-
tism tackled 1ne sometime ago a few
hundred miles east of here, and, to tell
the truth, it got the better of me. I
have suffered considerably with it, which
made it pretty hard work for me on the
stage. But I guess [ have got the whip
hand of it now, and am full as lively as
need be"
"Was it sufficiently severe to confne
you to your room %
"Oh, as to that, it was sufficiently
painful for any purpose, but 1 kept
'hustling' all the time. One night on
the .. P. Road suffered horribly, and
I paid the porter of the sleeper to give
me good rubbing with st. Jacobs Oil.
I received great relief from that remedy.
I went to sleep afterwards and slept very
soundly until morning. [ have also
taken advantage of baths for relief, and,
between the oil and the bath, [ am all
right"
els the st. Jacobs Oil good remedy ?"
"Bless your life, yes In the east
everybody uses it, and when man has
in the world for him to employ it. /
used two bottles of the Great German
Remedy, and received immense RELIEF
from it. I can certainly recommend it
very highly as a good liniment.'
Bidding Uncle Alvin goodnight, the
reporter departed, rejecting upon the
above statements and strongly impressed
with the feeling that if it had not been
for st. Jacobs OIL Alvin Joslin would not
have been able to delight our people as
he did last night and will do tonight.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
rHE BABY MYSTERIES,
BY GEORGE MACDONALD.

Where did YOU come from, baby dear?
Out of the everywhere into the here.
Where did you get your eyes so blue?
Out of the sky as came through.
What makes the light in them sparkle and spin?
Some of the starry spikes left IN.
Where did you get that little tear?
I found it waiting when 1 got here.
What makes your forehead so smooth and high?
soft hand stroked as 1 went by.
What makes your cheek like warm, white rose
Something better than anyone knows.
Whence the three-cornered smiles of bliss Z?
Three angels at once gave me a kiss.
Where did you get that pea1ly ear?
God spoke, and it came out to hear.
Where did you get those arms and hands9
Love made itself its crooks and bands.
Feet, whence did you come, you darling things?
From the same bsx the cherub's wings.
How did they all just come to be you?
God thought about me, and so grew.
But how did you come to us, you dear?
God thought of you, and so am here.
Oriental Casket
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
For Brick and Tile Machinery
Address JAS. T. CLARK, Morenci, Mich.
RESCgJEn FxOM DEATH.

William j. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass, says In
the fall of 1876 was taken with bleeding of the lungs
followed by cough lost appetite and flesh
and confined to my bed. In 1877 admitted to
the hospital The doctors said had hole in my lung
as big as half dollar, At one time report went
around that was dead l gave up hope, but friend
told me of DR. WILLIAM HALLS BALsAM FOR THE
LUNGS l got bottle when, to my surprise, COM
menced to feel BETTER and to-day feel better than fol-
three years past write this hoping every one afflicted
with diseased lungs will take DIR. WILLIAM HALLS
BALsAM, and be convinced that CONSUMPTION C AN BE
CURED can positively say it has done good imam
all the other medicines have taken since sickness
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
Judge RlatchfOrd's Decision i'm tn,
McAlpiM Shield Plug Tobacco Case

An important decision, widely affecting the
interest of the tobacco trade throughout the
country, was rendered, recently, by Judge
Blatchford, in the United States Circuit Court.
In the suit OF ?. Lorlllard q. Co. against D. ID.
McAlpin & Co., manufacturers of the famous
"Shield Plug Tobacco, claimed to be an in
frngement of the "Seidler Tin Tag Patent, y
His honor refused to grant an injunction, as
signing as his reasons therefor that McAlpin's
Tin Shield does not infringe the patent. The
ously contested on both sides, and watched
with interest by the whole trade. Clifford &
Clifford appeared for Lorlllard; Samuel A. Dun
can and B. F. Thurston for McAlpin.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

Mr.. E. B. ROLAND, of CoHngton, KY.
writes 81 had given up ever finding relief
from the ills that afflicted me. Isuffered great
ly, both mentally and physically. Pimples and
boils were all over me. The smallest cut OF
wound would cause sore. My digestion
troubled me and my back and kidneys panied
me severely. A friend recommended DR.. Guy
sott's yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. Thanks tt
its use, l am again in sound condition, and
never can grow weary Of praising it to my &C
u1aintances -.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

For Headache Constipation, Liver Com
plant and all bilious arrangements of the
blood, there is no remedy as sure and safe as
Eilert's Daylight Liver Pills. They stand I'M
rivalled in removing bile, toning the stomach
and III giving healthy action to the liver Sold
by all druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

DR.. WINCHELL's Ieeth1ug 6yruD had never
failed to give immediate relief when used in
cases of Summer Complaint. Cholerg- infantum
or pains in the stomach. Mothers, when your
little darlings are suffering from these or kin
dred causes, do not hesitate to give it trial.
You will surely be pleased with the charming
effect. Be sure to buy DR.. Winchell's Teething
Syrup. Sold by all druggists. Only Is cents
ott1o
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
&c best of AIL.''

Dr.. r. Y Pierce, Buffalo, N Y:
DEAR SHINY family has used your "Favor-
lite Prescription and it has done all that is
claimed for it. 1t is the best of all preparations
for female complaint. recommend 1t to all my
customers. G. S. WATERMAN, Druggist, Balti-
more, Md
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
AGENTS WANTED FOR THE
NEW RICH BLOOD !

Blood and will completely change the blood in the
entire system in three months. Any person who will
take pill each night from to twelve weeks
be restored to sound health if such thing be possible
Sold everywhere sent by mail for letter stamps.
L. =. JOHNSON & CO.. Boston, Mass.
formerly Bangor. Me.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A SOFA which once belonged to Wash
ington, and which for many years has
been the property of the Union League
of Philadelphia, has been presented to
the city, and will be placed in Independ-
ence Hall.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
On rA'Esirfv RaHs, Trial.

The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall Mich, will
send their Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Elec-
trio Appliances Oh trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality, and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration Of vigor and manhood.
Address as above without delay.
P. $40 risk is incurred, as 80 days trial is
allowed
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

Now they speak of Crude Petroleum as
remedy for Consumption: better not tryit, but
take DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup,-the standard
Cough Remedy of our age. 1t is agreeable to
the taste never fails to cure, and costs only Is
cents a. bottle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

PURE Cod-Liver Oil, from selected livers, Oh
the seashore, by Casweil Hazard & Co., N. Y.
Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have
once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians
declare it superior to all other oils.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A FORTUNE awaits DR.. G. r. Sykes, of 169
Madison Street, Chicago, if he was not SO utterly
opposed to advertising his g. Sure Cure for
Catarrh" and atmospheric Iusuff1ator," but
he says they need no advertising.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
one Dose sufficient.

CoLEvILLE, Pa, December Is, 1881.
The only cough remedy used in my family is
Piso's Cure for Consumption. Several times in
my own experience bad cough has been cured
by one dose on going to bed at night.
III. A. ATHERLY.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

THOUSANDS of persons who are bald to-day
might have full heads of hair if they would
only use CARBoLINE, a deodOrzed extract of
petroleum, which is the only preparation ever
discovered that will really do this
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

WHAT is the difference between man
and man tying up q horse? Ones a
man and tethers a horse ?-Neao York
Gr0DRic
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
The RiBiOuuS.

dyspeptic or constipated, should address, with
two stamps and history of case for pamphlet.
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
Buffalo, n. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A SOUTH FLORIDA lake is said to con-
tain enough alligators to build fence
around it four feet high.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

CHAPPED hands, face, pimples and rough ski
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas-
we'll, Hazard & Co., New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A PITTsFIELD, Mass, mandatory is
to furnish sleeping-car blankets for an
Italian railroad.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

Co1oRED satin ribbon bows are worn
at the throat with Byron collars, made OF
lace and insertion.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

VIRGINIANs cook the roots of the com.
mon blue thistle and pronounce them g
very paIatable dish.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

THE man with the broadcast smile is he who
uses Frazer Axle Grease. Follow his example.
Save your horses and be happy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A TURPENTINE farm near Hopkinsville,
Ga, is composed of 800 and will be
increased to 1000.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A DULL head, and bilious stomach can be
best conquered by Kidney-Wort.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

For Rheumatism, Sprains and Bruises, use
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment, sold by
AL DRUGGISTS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

ssGOIden Medical Discovery
for all scrofulous and virulent blood-poisons, is
specific. By druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
81 Rough orr RatS.''

The thing desired found at last. Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats. 1t clears out rats,
mice, reaches, flies, bedbugs. 15c. boxes.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

WHEN hill poster is hunting for dead
walls he is directed to the cemetery
fence
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY!
Harmless TO L2ae most Delicate
PURE


BY it's faithful use CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN CURED
when other Remedies and Physicians
have failed to effect cure.
JEREMIAH WRIGHT, Of Marion County, ". Va,
writes us that his wife had PULMONARY CoNsUMP-
TON, and was pronounced INCURABLE by their
physician, when the use of Aliens Lung Balsam EN-
TIRELY CURED HER. He writes that he and his
ne1ghbors think it the best medicine in the world
VIM. @. DIGGEs, Merchant of Bowling Green Va,
writes April 4th, 1884, that he wants to know that
the LUNG BALsAM CURED HIS MOTHER OF Con-
SUMPTION, after the physician had given her up as
incurable He says, others knowing her case have
taken the Balsam and been cured he thinks all so
afflicted should give it trial.
DIR. MEREDITH, Dentist, of Cincinnati, was thought
10 De IN the last STAGES OF CONSUMPTION and
induced by his friends to try Aliens Lung Balsam
after the formula was shown him. We have his
letter that 1T at once cured his cough and that he
able to resume his practice.
VIM. A. GRAHAM & Co., Wholesale Druggists,
GAINESVILLE, Ohio writes of the cure of Matthias
freeman, well-known citizen, who had been af-
hcted with BRONCHITIS in its worst form for twelve
years. The Lung Balsam cured him, as it has many
others Of BRONCHITIS.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

WARNER's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
CON SU PTI0N.

have positive remedy for the above disease by its
use thousands of of the worst kind and of long
standing have been cured Indeed stT9ng s ny filth
together with VALUABLE TREATISE on this dis
to any sufferer. Give Express and i. o address
DR.. 7. A. SLOCUM. 181 Pearl ST., New York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

To the Editor of the Liuiag Church, Chicago, Ill.,:
to myself, to appear in your widely circulated
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

Where did you come from, baby dear?
Out of the everywhere into the here.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

A#@aAR@ Ia Morphine Habit Cured Am 10
to 20 days. Mop till Cured.
- H1aWn DIR. ]. STEPHENS, Lebanon, Ohio.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

IlUCHtS TER, w l.s JdIuaIy Of, IO0A.
SIRs:-Acknowledging your favor duly re-
ceived, we would say: The best proof we can
give you that the statements made by DR..
Henion are entirely true, and would not have
been published unless strictly so. is the follow
ester, and card published by Rev. DR.. Foote,
which you are at liberty to use if you wish,
FL. III. WARNER & Co.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

HEn EJNsINPROVED ROOT BEER. 25c
HEkH$ package makes = gallons OF delicious 6
erage. Ask your druggist, or sent by
mail for csc. c. E. HIRES, 48 N. Della. Ave- Phllada.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15
TO Whom it gaou Concern:

TO WhOTl u may Concern:
In the Rochester, N. Y, Democrat and Chron-
icle of December 81, 1881, there appeared a
statement in the form of a card from DIR. J. B.
Henion, of this city, recounting his remarkable
recovery from B1ight's disease of the Kidneys
after several doctors Of prominence had given
him up, by the use of prepa1 alton manufac-
tured in this city and known as Warmers Safe
and Liver Cure.
We are personally or by reputation acquaint-
ed with DR.. Henion, and we believe he would
publish no statement not literally true. We
are also personally or by reputation well &C
quainted with II. Fl. Warner q Co., proprietors
of this remedy, whose personal and CONNER
cial standing in this community is of the high
est order, and we believe that they would not
publish any statements which were not literally
! and strictly true in every particular.
| G. R. PARSONS, mayor, Rochester)
VIM. PURCELL, editor Union and Advertiser
| W. d. SHUART, Surrogate Monroe County,.
EDWARD A. FROST, (Clerk Monroe County.)
E. B. FENNER, District Attorney, Monroe
County.(
DANIEL T. HUNT, POSTMASTER Rochester.)
J. nj. DAvY, (Ex-Member Congress, Roch-
JOHN 8. MORGAN. Especial Co. Judge, Mon
roe Co..
Hiram SIBLEY Capitalist and Seedsman.)
| w. G. RowLEY, County Judge, Monroe Co.
JOHN VAN WORMS, (Member of Congress.
CHARLES E. FITCH. editor Democrat and
Chronicle and Regent OF the University
To the Editor of the Lioiag Church, Chicago, Ill.,.
Will you allow the following card, persona
to myself, to appear in yourF widely circulated
paper?
There was published in the Rochester Demo
crat and Chronicle of the 31st of December
last, statement made by J. B. Henion, III. ID.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-03-15

OFT . WEEK, ST. day at nome easily made. Costly
LOuttt free. Address TRUE II Co. Augu=ts aire
n0n a week In your own Terms and 30 OUTFIT
DOO free Address H. HAILETT d Co Portland. Me
The Vancouver independent. (Vancouver, W.T. [Wash.]) 1875-1910, 1882-06-08

On Thursday last the Carrie Bradley
trial in Portland was ended by the
jury finding her guilty OF manslaugh-
ter. She will be sentenced in a day
or two If she does not get new trial
granted. Two of her lawyers were ar
rested in open court, charged with an
attempt to bride the jury. The Brad
ley trial occupied the time of the cir
cult court for eight days. Sixty wit
nesses We're examined. The jury stood
on the first ballot, ten for manslaugh-
ter, one for murder in the second de-
gree, and one for murder in the first
degree. The jury was out an hour
and half before they agreed on the
verdict of manslaughter.