Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-04-13

at a bird and shot his brother-in-law
1t isn't every one who can have sucl
luck.
A tornado passed over the southern
portion of Michigan last week, KILN.
several persons and damaging consider
able property.
BY the explosion of the tow boa
Bella Mac near Lacrosse, last Saturday
five persons were killed and ten severed,
burned and scalded.
One by one the roses fall. Hayes
civil service order met with an untimel,
death at the hands of Asst Postmaster
General Hatton, last week.
The Potomac flats have got into tn,
house. just how many flats from Other
portions of the country get in the sam,
place would be a nice point to adjust.
Did Mississippi take lessons from Bill
Price, or did the great statesman of TIL,
eighth district sit at the feet of the south
ern redistricters, is the question now t,
be decided.
Old man Bender has been caugh
again. If the old fellow don't look gu
he will be caught in earnest. This tim,
it is a soldier who knew him that tool
the part of detective
Billie Chandler is now monarch o.
the sea, or rather of the ANTICIPATED
remnant of hulks and tubs which ar,
supposed to form the naval establish
mcnt of the United States.
The committee which are engaged il
sitting upon Mr.. Shipherd have final,
aattened that oily individual down unit
the truth begins slowly to exude through
the mass Of thickened falsehood.
The Dubuque Times of Sunday las
was six PACED edition. Even though
the enlargement was made up mostly o
advertisements THE HERALD is pleased
to witness the enterprise shown.
The stalwartS continue to take the
buns. Worthington of the Boston
Traveller, the stalwart organ of thai
baked beansy town is the last trenchel
man to be seated at the government
table.
The Mississippi Democrats, by theil
porcine qualities in redistricting thai
state, have so Disguised the respectable
citizens rs to render likely the return OF
two or three Republican members Of
Congress.
The Sunday edition of the St. Pau
Pioneer Press is noteworthy among Sun
day editions generally for its newsines:
and general make up. In quantity and
quality Of news it will compare favor
ably with any.
Gen. John A. Logan has gone to Tx
Hot Springs, Arkansas. The Genera
should wait until the campaign opens in
Illinois. 1t will be sufficiently warn
about that time with no need for more
heated temperature.
DR.. Mary Walker has been arrested
i for tampering with the mails. Mary
how could you. That all comes of you
wearing trowsers and a frock coat. Tc
think you would do such a thing, and a
your age too. Fie Mary.
Another trusted teller has been Sc
unfortunate as to get on the wrong side
of the ledger. This latest developed
specimen hailed from Indianapolis and
visited the pocketbooks of the bank off.
GERS to the tune of $50, 900
A Kansas town was destroyed by &
cyclone on election day before the bal
lots We're couhted The agony of those
whose houses were blown down is Is
nothing to the agony of the fellow who
wants to know if he was elected
Charles Francis Adams robbed by q
bunko man. 1t Isl campaignli lie. The
frigid atmosphere which prevails il
Charles vicinity would have prevented
a confidence man coming within scvera
geographical miles of his stopping place
:
A drummer" who was retailing abb,
bodied SANDERS on the character of tht
young lady proprietor of the Quincy, III.
buss line. had chance to ingloriousl,
retract them all in the most abiect man
ner. The maligned fair one did it witt
her little pistol
The remains of Jesse James laid in
state at his former home before burial
The avenues for honorable distinction
are not all closed If ambitious youth,
think they cannot achieve the presidency
they can turn marauder and secure post
humous honors.
Milwaukee is agitated over notice
ornamented by skull and cross bone:
and received by non-union cigar max.
ers working for Ascherman & Company
This is an old and childish dodge. The
Milwaukeeans can continue to drink
their beer in peace
The Iowa Co. Democrat thinks Judg,
Cothren could have pulled through
against most any odds but those On,
week ago were entirely too much foi
him. inst what we said all along but
the Democrat hardened its heart and
would listen to never Il note.
A rumor is in circulation TO the effect
that Chas. Francis Adams was enticet
into bunko establishment and relieved
of some $4,000 by the rude operators
Such a giddy young thing should not BE-
allowed to wander around alone subject
TO the wiles of malicious men.
A number Of goody goody people,
with an abnormal inclination toward ius.