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The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22
Periodicals.

The July number of the American
Antiquarian contains, as usual, an in.
teresting series of articles on Ameri>
can and Oriental Antiquities, all of
them written by scholars who are fol.
lowing specialties. The first article
is by a gentleman resident in South
America, Mr.. E. G. Barney, and de-
scribes the native races of the United
States of Columbia. There is also an
interesting essay on "The Divinity of
the HEARTH" by Rev. o. D. Miller,
in which the primitive religions of the
Aryans are compared. The editor,
Rev. s. d. Peete, furnishes treatise
on "The Prehistoric Architecture of
America as clue to the Early Stages
os Historical Architecture" Under
the head of Correspondence there are
accounts of several interesting discov-
cries which had been made in Mexico,
and in other parts of the country.
There is also a review of recent ex>
plorations and discoveries in Egypt,
Palestine, Assyria, and various parts
of Europe. Persons who are interes.
ted in Antiquarian studies will find
this magazine very valuable, and it
concentrates a.vast amount of infor>
nation into small compass.
We are in receipt of a copy of
Goldbeck's Musical instructor, for Ju.
ly. 1t is devoted to the diffusion of
scientific, artistic, technical and gen.
eral practical knowledge of the art of
music, and appears on the 18th of
every month. Price one dollar per
year. Address Robert Goldbeck, St.
Louis. Mo.
"Chatterbox, "for July, has reached
us, and is as bright and entertaining
for the little folks as ever. Send ono
dollar to Estes IL Lauriate, Boston,
and get it one year.
The July number of Southern In
dustries is excellent.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22
A Pertinent Question.
Editor Exchange:

Editor Erchdnge:
Now that the State democracy have
adopted a platform and nominated a
candidate tor Governor, why doesn't
The chairman of our county executive
committee call convention to nomi.
nate legislative ticket for the com.
ing canvassG The people want to
know who will probably represent
them in the Forty>third General AS.
sembly. The candidates should be
put into the field 80 that they may
60 to fighting for Bate and Democra.
cy at once, and no man should be
nominated who will not promise to
canvass every district in the county.
The idea of waiting until the very eve
of the election before nominations are
made is bad policy and often results
in defeat. Let the convention be
called at once and the candidates be
nominated, so that by the time the
election comes off the people will be
familiar with those who will repre-
sent them. w.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22
Call Of County Convention.

In obedience to resolution adopted
on Monday, July 10, 1882, at a mass
meeting held by the Republicans in
Trenton, l hereby call a meeting of
the County Executive Committee, to
meet in Trenton on Saturday, July
22nd, 1882, to transact such business
AS may properly come before the com.
mittee. 1t is expected that every
member will attend promptly.
G. w. MARTIN.
Chairman County Republican Execu-
tive Committee.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22
Congressional Convention.

A convention of the Democracy of the Ninth
Congressional District is called to meet al
Milan on Thursday. the 18th day of September.
1882. at Il o'clock m. for the purpose of nomi-
mating candidate for Representative to the
next Federal Congress.
By direction of the committee.
W. r. LEIGH.
Chm'n Democratic Executive Com.
Brownsville, May p, 1882
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22
Fresh Fruit the Year Round.

Read the endorsement of prominent
county officers in the advertisement Ct
Messrs Tatum, Sims u Co., OpeIika,
Ala, in this paper, headed, "Save
Your Fruit, and see the proof of their
words.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22

Fretting, tossing, wakeful children
relieved by DIR. MoFFETT's TEETHINA
(Isetting POWDERS.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22

Collie, Hives and Thrush in Infants
relieved and prevented by DIR. Nor
FETT's TEETHINA (Teethiug PO,oders).
All druggists keep it.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-07-22
Congressional Speaking,

The candidates for the nomination of the
Democratic Congressional Convention, which
is called to meet at Milan Thursday, 7th Sep
TENDER next. will address the people at the
following times and places:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-08-05
Learning to Swim.
The bathing--we might say the d

The bathing--we might say the drowning
season has begun, and many lives will
unhappilv be lost. As the human frame.
bulk for bulk. is lighter than water, all
that il needful to save life is to permit the
body to sink until it shall displace as
much water rs equals the bodv's weight
Then paddle gently as the lower animals
do. with hands and feet, the head being
held erect. wherever it is desired to go
This direction being carried out, is abso-
lutelv all that is needful under ordinary
conditions to preserve life. These few
directions ought to be stuck up in every
bathing place-every bathing and skating
place in the three Kingdoms. Children
in every instance ought to be made to
tread water. from their earliest age say.
in shallow slate baths with blood. warm
water. or when convenient and suitable.
some river, pond, or in the open sea. A
leather belt with ring. and stout rod with
line and hook are employed by Portuguese
mothers to instruct their children. The
mother. rod in hand stands on the brink
The child learns in the water. In Paris
swimming schools the same procedure is
resorted to. The business cannot be be-
gun too soon. saw mere infants sustain
ing themselves perfectly in the tepid
waters of Africa. Treading water is far
safer than swimming in the broken sea
Every adult, man or woman. who has not
prsc,ised il. should begin. Once the con-
vietion instilled that the body is lighter
than water, the risk of drowning is re-
duced TO zero. The process involves no
uncertainty, no delay. Very different
from swimming, il can be acquired al
once--Nature.
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STATE OF MAINE.


KESNEBEC SIS. Superior Court, in Vacation.
AUGUSTA, July %, ies2.
LETTRO WHITTIER, Lbt.. vs.. HowARD. b.
WHITTIER.
Upon the annexed libel. 1t ia ordered By me- the
undersiRued Justice of said Court that notice there
Of be given to the ibeiee, BY publishing arrested
copy OF the same OF an aostraci thereof, together
with this order theron, three weeks successfully in
gusts. in said County Of Kennebec the last pubica
ton to be twenty five days least before the mex,
term Of said Court. TO be holden at Aneuts, within
and for aid County of kennebec, the first Tues
day of September next, that he may then aud there
appear In laid Court and answer to said libel, If be
SEE it ". =. WHITEHOUsE.
tAbstract Of Libel)
The nbellant alleges that she was married to the
said beee At Vienna, in the State of Maine on the
18th day Of November ls65; that the said itbeant
and fbtlee euhabiIed in this state after their said
marriage that the ibe ant resided in this state when
the divorce accrued Is hereinafter set forth
and had resided here in good faith one year prior TO
the date terof; that the libelant has ever been
faithful to her marriage obligations that the said
ibeee has been unmlDdful of the same. that on the
I'd day Of April, Is77, he deserted the iibeant with
out reasonable cause, that though Of sufficient abi
lily he has Neglected TO provide the iibeiant with
suitable support; that two children have been born
to them during their sad marriage, living viz :
Laura W. 2Hd Lenorn Whit her. Wherefore she
prsys that divorce from the bonds of matrimony
betwesn herself and said lib. lee msy be decreed nd
that the care and cu-tody OF their minor children NAV
be given to her. And this she ouId be aso,
able and proper, conducive 10 domestic harmony and
consistent with the peace and morality Of society
And the hbefant further alleges that she has ustd
reasonable diligence to ascertain the present rel
dfnce Of said belee. but is unable do So and dos
not know where il is LETTRO WHITTIER.
Aenneoec s.. July u, iss2-lhe said Hb~ian.
made oath that the above allegation Is to the resi
dence Of the libelee is true.
Before me, x. W. BLACK,
Justice Of the Peace
4 tr.e copy Of the order of notice, with abstract
u libel.
swo Attsst: A. c. OTIS, Cask.
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Will state tlIat ! made mi -sc'lions cure II
o0e Of the wort case If -sia di.ea-e s'owB- The
patient I. a n an forty Old tn slifrTsd hteeH
ye1.. III. %. ,eaip and HsHriy 81. whsle body
pesertrd xh'fa appearance Has Ia tie stien.
Il m VI fwsse different psfsieian- who hTsse icf-d
the bet emsdes ka W. tho pr f---ioTi. - en- a.
Iodide pot ts.Inn af.. c emo ~ sghigte 'ar-f-
psnIa. etc. Ha p~id ESQ for M deal treatment
with bot Htfi~ FeIi.f DrEvai Cd Bpo1 bfni 70 49,.
the ruTIcUgA REsoLytST in;erlalr, AMI The
GrTICuKA roAP xt@FnaitY. lie dti -. aHd y a.
completely cured. The lila on his he4f. face and
many other Iarts of he BODY. biet pFe.fntei a
mott afhsous arpesrancs. I. now -oit and
smooth infaBi'-. with 40 sesr Or trace y TIRE
dissa.e ieft bshiDd lie has now been cured tsssN c
mouths Reported By
y IL RknIyN- Z ~ { a.nrell. : g
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II IL not generally known that the nervous system
has . wonderful influence the skin. but this ia
fact Known to medical men Whe have given much Of
their time the ssnd Of diseases Of the skin No
one can have Q clear and fair complexion. unmixed
with biotehes or pimples, ~ho 10 very nervous.
wba;ever tends to q h@althfal condition q the
nervous .ystem always beauties the complexion
and removes roughness and dryuese Of the kin.
Some .kin disease. are not attended by visible signs
on the surface bat an intolersbs itching that rem
ders life miserable.
We copy the following deserving and interesting
compliment from the Tribune. which Gays: "Dr. c.
W. Benson's Mes Remedy. SKIN CrKE.' Is received
by the public with great confidence and It IL regard
make known and prepare for general use his valua-
bic and fsvorite prescription for the treatment OF
skin Diseases after having devoted almost his entire
life the study and treatment Of nervous and skin
diseases. In which he took great delight. He was
for number Of years Physic an in charge Of the
Maryland Inirniary on Dermstology, and anything
from his hands Is accepted as authority and
valuable. The remedy Is fully the article TO attack
the disease both internally through the blood, and
externally, through the absorbents. and is the only
reliable and rational mode of treatment. These
preparations only put up for general use after
having been used BY the Doctor In his private prac
fully merit the confidence of all classes OF sufferers
from kin diseases" Ills is for sale by all drug
gsts Two bottles. internal and external treatment,
in one package. Don't be persuaded TO take any
other II costs one dollar.
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Ia ,r,,auce with Section of Chapter 49, Revised
statutes OF Maine,
Amount OF existing capital (stock unas-
sessablp) $3.50 600 90
Amount q, capital paid in. 100000 90
Amount of debts due from corpnrat on, 5000 90
Amount OF capital invested in real
estate. Ool No
Amount of capital invested in machinery
and fixtures, 900 90
Amount of Their personal property stock,
manufactured and unmaDUiaciured,) 600 90
Amount of debts due corporation (est-
mated value 1909 90
La valuation of real estate, 900 GO
Aggregate value of taxable property as
liked by assessOrs, 900 co
LOUIS A. WYMAN, Treasurer.
STATE OF MAsSACHus SETS, !
COUNTY or SUFFOLK. IS:
July 10, 1882.
Personally appeared the above named Louis A.
Wyman and maze oath 10 the truth OF the foregoing
statement by him signed.
Before me,
FREDERICK r. FISH,
Justice of the Peace
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OH, MY HEAD
WHY WILL YoU SUFFER-?

Sick headache. nervous headache neuralgia, ner-
vousness, paralysis. dyspepsia, seeplessness, and
brain diseases positively cured by DIR. Benson's Gel
ery and Chamome Pills. They contain no opium.
quinine, other harmful drug. Sold by druggists.
Price. so per box. boxes Ter e. Fix boxes
for o. 80. by mail postage free.-Dr. c. W. Benson.
Baltimore, Md. c. N. Crittenton, New York, Is
Wholesale agent fer these remedies.
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SEMI-ANNUAL STATEMENT OF THE
DEER CREEK MINING COMPANY.

In accordance with Section of Chapter Is Revised
Statutes of Maine.
Amount of existing capital (stock unas- 49,. ~.
s.s.abIe1 500 900 90
Amount :. f capital paid in. 100000 %
Amour; of debts due from corporation, l-o,Cuo w
Amount of capital invested in real
estate, "p,""u w
Amount of capital invested in machinery
ana fixtures, '-o,"" "
Amount oi other personal property stock,
manufactured and unInanuiaclured.)
Amount of debts due corporation (est-
mated vsiur,) 100 w
Last va uaton of real estate, No valuation.
Aggregate value of taxable property as
fixed bv assessors, Not assessed.
CHAS. X. BAIT, Treasurer.
STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS, !
COUNTY OF SUFFOLK. IS:
July 20, 1852.
Persuua, appeared the above named Charles X.
Bait and mad. oath 10 the truth OF the foregoing
statement by him signed.
Before me,
ga OREN S. KNAPP,
SCI" Notary Public.
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ECZ EVE 4.

ECZEnA.
sixt months ,incs eruption broke out on my
log AID both ct which tIru' cut to he cz-fIH.
and caussd great pain and arnfs auc-. tired
vsrion- die ~ith gpnd rr.Hits until H-'d
the CrTnURA RkSoIyEsr fntrrua l. aud CCTICC
Et and .uTIccEA soAP extrrI aliy, wii'c1 entirely
cur. me tiIst my * Is IN 9th and natural
4
LEN " FRaIfFY 81 smith 81. Pa more.
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KENNEBEC COUN7T-rn Probate Court.

kENNEBEC COCN7T.-h Probate Court at
-lssasfa the fourth Monday of JuIy, 1859
A CERTAIN INSTRUMENT, purporting to be
"A the lat will and testament of stephen
b. Clark, late Of Chils, in said County,
deceased, having been presented for probate:
ORDERED, That notice thereof be given three
weeks successfully, prior to the second Monday OF
August next, in the kennebee journal, q Newspaper
printed in Augusta, that ali persons interested nay
attend at Court of Probate then 10 be holden Of
Augusta, and show cause. II any, Why the said in
strunent should not be proved, approved and
= Allowed, the last viii and testament Of the said
deceased.
EMERY q. BEAN, Judee.
Attest Howard OWEN, Register. 3wNs
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Gu E1CCaSA.

The Gutcurt treatment fir the cnte 81 kin. realE
and BLOOD D-eases coH-i-t. in the Internal use of
GUT1CUsA KrsoLSESf. the ew Bio Il IN liner. aud
the exte. nal "a of { UTiCUHs and tuTIrURA soar.
the ,,r.st >kIn tur.s. Price 81 tJTIcUBt, ssna !
boxes, DC Isrre boxe-. 81. CrTI, CrA ~
VENT, ~ per bottlr crit CeA SOAR, Zjc F., CuII-
cUEA sIaYfxo soAP, lie.
Depot, Weeks a. Potter, BOSTON. Mass.
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sCBsOFULA >OKE.

Rev. DR. -. IA d falling III experiSnee with
the CrTICCKA KpHED -. ssd tisst through Divine
Providence Of his pari,hi iier- va cure q .
scr,fnlous sore which VA. -ipwly drAiuing bis
life. b. the CuTtrrsA kEsoi.Vf vt int,Fnaliy. a q
CUIIGUkA AID tuTICCRN sOAP xts1 naiiy. Inc
poison that had fed the disea-e Completely driven
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KENNEBEC COUNT Pin PROBATE Coart, held al
4tagusfa, on the fourth Monday Of Jafy 1859.
A CERTAIN INSTRUMENT, purportiHe 20 be
"A the last will and test ament of Hiram Sawtele,
late of Augusts, In SAID County, deceased. having
been presented for probate:
ORDERED, That notice thereof be given three
weeks successively prior to the second Monday Of
August next, in the kenpebec Journal, a
newspaper printed in Augusta that all persoae inter.
ested may attend 1t q Probate Court then to be
held at Augusta, and show cause, ifany, why the
sad Instrument should not be proved. approved and
allowed. - the last viii and testament Of the sad
deceased.
EMERY o. BEAN, Judge.
Attest: HOWARD OWEN. Register Sw30.
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NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That the subscri.
~ Der has been duly appointed Administrative
on the estate
PRINCE HOPKINS, late of Vsssalboro,
IN the County OF kennebec deceased, interstate, and
mas undertaken that trust by giving bond as the Law
directs: All persons, therefore, having demands
against the estate OF said deceased desired
hibit the same for settlement; and all indebted TO
said estate are requested to make immediate payment
- OLIVE HOPKINS
July a, 1852. 5v30s
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WESTON THOMPSON.
Justice Of the Peace for said County and State

Pursuant to the foregoing warrant IT, me directed
l hereby notify the Jersons therein mentioned tt
meet at the time and place and for the purpose,
therein specified. A. q. POLAND.
AuRnsI LAT. A. d 1892 aw3i
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xENNEBEC COUNTY Ia Probate Court. keid
at Asfeasfa, on the |aarfh Monday Of Jais. IsSs.
:" A. TAYLOR, Administrator the esssi.
w Of Seth Taylor. late R-adf-id. In ssid
county, dec ase, having presented his first
Of sdmini>t ration Of sasd ESTATE for a lowanee:
ORDERED. That notice thcreof De gwen three
weeks succe sSively prior 10 the fourth Monday OF
August. next, in the kennebec Journal, news
paper printed In Augusia. that all persons intes'ed
may attend At = Probate Cour; then to be held q,
should not b. allowed.
EMERY o. BEAN. Judee.
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.SEMI-ASSCAL STATEMENT OF THE
AMERICAN GAS CARBONIZER
COMPANY,

Statutes of Maine.
Amount Of existing capital Csiock
sesssbie,) s3oO,ffn ~
Amount Of capital paid in, TO- go o.
Amount Of IL Dts due from corporation, Cyl7 o.
anogf. ~ ,apiisl invested in real
estate,
Amount Of capital invested in machinery
and fixtures, 1900 20
l,46i shares capital stock in treasury, il46i0 o.
Amount Of other persona property stock,
manufactured aud unmanuiaciufrd 1850 90
Amount valuation Of patents, $50 900 o.
Amount OF debts due corporation, (esti.
mated value,)
Last valuation Of real estate,
Aggregate value Of taxable property a None yet has
"xed Of Assessors, been made.
WILLIAM 7. BARRY, Treasurer.
STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS,,
COUNTY OF SUFFOLK IS:
BOSTON, July 10Th, 1882
Personally appeared the above named william r.
Barry and made oath 10 the truth of the foregoing
statement by him signed
Before me,
GEO. r. FRENCH,
Justice of the Peace.
3wo
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In accordance with Section of Chapter Is. Revise
Statutes of Maine.
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SEMLANNUAL STATEMENT OF THE
STAR CONSOLIDATED COAL
MINING COMPANY,

In nee ,riamce with Section of Chapter 49, Revised
statutes OF Maine.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-24
THU RSDAY,
LOCAL.


Highest Thermometer $50
Regular monthly meeting of Board of
Education.
Pottery only working half time on
account Ofstrike.
Annual meeting of West Virginia
Christian Missionary Convention.
Announced that public's library
would be open on first Monday in Octo-
Der.
Iron manufactures hold meeting at
Mcclure House. They decide to stand
out for Pittsburgh prices.
Miss Lizzie Brewson, of Eighth ward,
has narrow escape from drowning by
falling into an old cistern.
Death of Thomas Jordan, the old
man who was run over by Joshua Rlne,
on Market street, week ago. Rine
arrested.
NEIGHBORHoOD.
Unknown man killed by cars near
FairmOnt.
Combination formed at Pittsburgh to
bull the oil market.
Gravel bank caves in near Steuben-
NiAANy SSllOuSlg AhyNAAho WV AlNh'
]. Hanson Good addresses Demo-
cratic mass meeting at Chenille, Gill
mer county.
Remarkable meteorological phe-
nOmena at New Cumberland.
Grows so dark about II a. NJ, that
lamps and candles have to be lighted.
GENERAL.
Arab Pasha seriously i'll.
Shower of fish at Elyria, o.
About dozen mills start up at. Pitts
burgh.
Threatened strikes of tailors at
Dayton.
Abdallah Pasha not killed as re-
ported.
Lorne and Louise arrive at Victoria
in safety.
New York Democratic Convention
meets at Syracuse.
Anti Horse Thief Association meets
at Palmyra, Mo.
New York firm of stock brokers
swindle confiding depOsitOrs out of half
a million.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-24
HER FAN.

C.E.S. In tie Century. Bric-d- Brdc.
SO am TO keep your little fam
While she goes to waltz with the eighteenth
man
Waltz. now have you, the question, sweet,
Is whether to kiss you, or batter and feat!
That you've been her accomplice, in mo-
In tricks to torment me. you cannot deny!
How oft from her side, I've been ordered 20
To hunt for your fanship, high and low,
And been. for not finding you, frowned at
While. meath her own furbelows, baseIy you
hid!
II you weren't Just warm from her clasp. I
You'd have nuttered your:last at soIrees. my
deariSs"
This, too, is the cord she cruelty twists.
In my enyious sight, round her milk-Whtte
wrists;
And this, the edge she'd do nothing but bite,
when prayed for one word, In the soft star
light.
She's a fiirt, wretched fan. from her head
In the dainty, supremeIy absurd little boot!
(Theugh one such wickedness wouldn't sur
mise.
From those tender lips, and shy, sweet eyes!
And she looks, tonight, In that white robes
Fair and pure as lily In spow5
But her heart, under all, may be deep and
true
The ocean has frivolous froth on its blue!
That she likes me little, can't help belieV-
III only were sure OF that fact, ali-retrieving
Here she comes back, at last, grown
rose, In the waltz
Fanling! take her this kiss, and III pardon
your faults!
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-24
How the Preacher Was Paid.


Rev. Whangdeodle Baster, colored,
met with lively accident last week.
An able-bOdied negro called on q pas
tor at his residence, and asked for
private consultation, which was
granted.
"Does yer remember eber ter hab
seed me before?"
~ bleeves performed dc marriages
ceremony on you about six mumfs
ago."
"Sess SO; I'm de berry niggah you
married to a yeller CONAN. An does
you disremember / didn't settle wild
yer at de time? l tole yer / would
wait an see how de gal turned out.
Rev. Whangdoodle Baxter was hope
full of get ting at least S..
"Well, has come ter settle wild YOU"
continued the husband
Whangdoodle held out his hand, and
he said he would take anything that
was given him.
81 reconk you will hah ter take what
I gibs youp an / hant gwine ter keep
you waitin'," and, reaching out, the
prompt payer hit Whangdoodle in the
eye, humping his head against the
wall DenlIu ulll. DhJ Ut Ouluhu sOu
married me to hab done" (whack!
whackD run off wild take det," lifting
him from the ground on the toe Of his
boot, ''done run off wild anudder man.
OATS de kind OBJ work you does fora
man, when he asks yer to tie de knot.
I'll teach yer to larn yer trade" (kick!
whag! bangy
The betrayed husband kept up that
kind of gymnastic exercises for twenty
minutes, and by every whack and
kick he enumerated what he had
lost.
"She has done blasted my wife, an
stole my dollar razor strap-take dat.
Dem has three kicks was tn paa for my
stovepipe hars what costs me four dol
lars, what can't be found, and Use
gwine ter bust your note to make up
for my busted heart. Next time you
tie de knot so hit won't come undid'-
whack.
He was finally dragged away from
the wrecked pastor, and the next settle
ment he will be with the rector, who
probably understands the business better
than the unfortunate preacher did