The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

Daniel are as follows: The tribe of the
Pale Faces numbering about 1900 souls,
men, women and children, about 800 of
whom are entitled to the
privilege of assembling before
falling of tho snow to ratify by their voices,
and vote tor the choice made by the men
that Lord Daniel bought, some with peck
Of corn meal, some with Opouud Of picked
pork, some with n quart Of sorghum, some
with gold and silver and some with cheap
farms. Then the tribe Of Ham with faces
not so pale, to the number OF 1000 all
told, 800 Of the number were men and
mostly bought by Lord Daniel with meal,
pork or molasses. The shckes Of gold
and cheap farms going to the tribe Of the
pale faces. Now the name Of the combined
tribes that Lord Daniel bought in Pulaski,
in Egypt, is Republicans. Eleven hundred
men of war that my Lord Daniel bought,
valiant aud brave stand, before Lord
Daniel and his host,
Yet there are other tribes in Pulaski in
the land OF Egypt. They, too, are a pale
faced tribe, aud their name is Democrats
Now this tribe of Democrats, number about
500 fighting men besides women and chill.
dren, and now these 800 men Of the tribe of
Democrats have not sold themselves TO Lord
Daniel, but are willing to make war on Lord
Daniel and fight valiantly for the delivery
of the land Of Pulaski in Egypt, but now
shall 800 GO up to battle against 1902
Why it is vain unless the pale
faced tribe whose name is Rcpub.
llcans shall come up AMI he'p them. Then
shall Lord Daniel no longer be called
Lord Daniel" nor shall his sirnlme be
scribe, but stripped Of all, he shall be
called "Dan" for short As for the tribe Of
Ham they are sold to Lord Daniel, body
and soul, indeed, their normal condition 10
strong, and they are much happier when
they have master, Then lei them shout,
GAN hail Lord Daniel" II the tribe Of the
pale faces shall join their host and 60 up
to battle together, then shall they be free
from the dominion of Lord Daniel and the
sons of Ham shall be free in spite Of them
selves, for Lord Daniel who is the scribe,
Joseph, called Fatty" aud Bob who is
called "Old Pomposity, shall be driven from
Pulaski in the land Of Egypt aud shall no
longer be heard of in that land And now :,
oh Daniel the writer Of these chronicles
wishes to become scribe unto the people Of
Pulaski which is in the land Of Egypt, there
fore he wishes to borrow for the race much
gold and silver to the amount Of $500; he
also wishes to 60 to the next centennial, say
$500; then the cost Of living the next
eight years say Sl,00O-per year
$4,000 -he wants to have thousand
dollars by him for friend in need
also to send his family to the White noun.
tsins during yellow fever; then near the end
Of his term 90 to Washington as an appli-
cant for the position OF collector Of our uncle
Samuels' money in Egypt then at the end Of
| his term he wants 10 have on hand from ff-
teen to twenty thousand dollars for his old
age And now, oh my Lord Daniel how can
this be done on salary Of s9OO-nins hun.
bred dollars per years told POOP An early
answer TO the above will very much oblige
the writer of these chronicles aud one who
very much wishes to be scribe unto the peo-
pie Of Pulaski which is in the land OF
Egypt.
Thus endeth the first division Of the book
Of Chronicles REPUBLICAN,.