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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
A. GARD.

To all who are suffering from the error
weakness, early decay, loss of menhood,
&c. l will send recipe that will cure
you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by a missionery
in south America. Send self-addressed
envelope to the REV. JOSEPH T. INMAN,
Station ID. New York City.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28

LINZ County had feur candidates in
the late Republican State Convention
"scOoped." One Of the delegates re-
marked to ms when he came home 81
don't care a cent. Theylet as down
easy. We did get a member Of the
State Central @ommitte."
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
NEW sABEATu SCHOOL.
SnrpD April 24th, 1882

SnEpD April 24th, 1882.
Eitor Democrat
According TO promise send you
the following, In regard to our Sab
bath School. The geod people oi
surrounding vicinity mot at School
House Dist No 30 for tho purpose al
organizing Sabbath School.
Mr.. w. p. Anderson, was chosen
chairman for tho day, and N. p.
Crune Secretary A. Brandon was
then elected Supt, and Il. Whealdon,
Asst. Supt, n. l.. Crune Secretary,
VIM Fletcher Treasurer, and O. Far
row, Chorister. A collection wa:
thon takon up for the purpose oi
securing song books, lesson leaves,
papers etc. The contributions
amounted to SO.
The teachers were chosen as fol-
lows.
Girls Class, A. Mrs w Anderson.
:. = b. l. G Whealdon.
-. :. G. N Il Oiin.
=. ID. Miss l. Farrow.
Boys Glass A. Chas Farrow.
II. j. Anderson.
9. w. Anderson.
As the school is made up of sever
al different denominations it was
agreed upon to call IL the Unior
8. School. The people seem much
interested, as is shown by their Iiber'
al contributions, and we anticipate G
good time and large attendance.
EXCELSIOR.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
LINN COUNTY DEMOCRATIC C0NvEN
TIONs

4 Democratic Convention for Linn
County, for the purpose OF nominating q
county ticket, will be held in Albany, at
10 o'clock q. M, en-
"WEDNESDAY, NAY 10, 1882.
Primary meetings will be held at the
voting places IN the several Precincts on
Saturday, May ., 1882.
Precincts will be entitled to representa-.
tien in each of the County Conventions
according to The following table:
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
SAAI-A-R -RITAN
NERVINE.
SAMARITAN NERYINE

Cures Etiiepiie fiis. 3sas1s, C0nyusiofs 81. Ytus
Dance, Nirs0, HysicF4eS. lnsznty Apoplsxy Panty
siE, kbeufuaslsal, Ssursz and al Nervous Dsszses.
Tbs niAii1hie Fcfue0y vii positively erasxts ssery
sIEgies - asrFSus Dsr1iEsfocnt and DIVE thcrg
away from whence hey c4Fas I4eysr - return again
- utssiy Getsys tie germs II sissSe b Gaeutsslz-
ns The hereditary tant yyisya Ia system assd
thoroughly er@dicaiss TIE d8sezss and utlefsr CO
Az eaa eatas
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cures Fcf1Js Weakness. Ceosrzi Debility L>uesr.
rasa o. White. Painful Nsnstraailon Uleeraibgn II
tl'e Itffis IntsrDsi Heat, 0raTe iuhA8Iu1stlOs Oi
the Biz5deT irFltAtility II the Blzdder F0r wake
iniasss ~ Aighi. thre is better remedy Durisx
ne change q Iife no Female shOuld be without a.
y qaets tbs NsrFeis sJstem and gives rest, cOafogt
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28

TnE Herald did not have a thing to
say Of its county candidates last week.
Is it waiting tor them to make it up a
pursol
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
DEMOCRATIC TICKET,

DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
~
For Governor
JOSEPH s. SMITH, .ot MnltnouaAh.
For Congress
W u. FkNI0N,..ss. ,...ot Aanhhl.
For Secretary Of State
] X wEATHERFoRp, ............. of Linn.
Fer State Treasurer
ABRAMS ...ot Douglas.
For Superintendent Of Public Instruction
s. woRTHINGToS. of wasco
For State Printer
F. eoRNEII............ ............,... .ef Marion
For Judge Of supreme Court.
n. SHATTUCk. Naltnemah
For District Attorney
II. HQIMkS,..,. s."t Marion
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28

By order OF the Committee
]. Ii. BURKHkT,
Chairman.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-28
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cures Nervous Dysgeplia, Pslgitzfioa u the Hear1
Asthma B-O1ciisis, scrOf1io. spis, diseases Of the
ki1urys and Al dfsc-c8 q the urinary Orzzls- Esr.
debility, caused by the indscrslisIls yS1ft
permanently cured By ths Of this invaluable
remedy 10 yOu, yOung. m5ddle-aged and Old men,
Eho are covering yOur sufIerings with matie b.
silence, DSk 3ps you cza be saved BY timely ed9r-,
and make OsEa1ncflts o society, AID ie.eis m the
cfOHn q your Maker u yOu viii DO not keep his
seeret lDngeT until . saPs yOur yitas, and destroys
yYth body and sui II you are tbns afflicted, take
DE RiCHEOxps Samaritan Nervine. IL iii restore
your shattered nerves. arrest premature decay Pzrt
In I'D. -. 81 Z Il. -.
Iron County register., 1882-08-17

q glow OF honest energy. !. II you'd
like little monument, or ANYTHING o.
that sort, I'll see it's run up. Now, ovel
you go. Times getting on. anu don1
want to miss the Paris train. Give us
shake of your paw, then shut your eyes
for fancy I shan't have much difficulty
with you. Heave your watch over OF
take it with you.'' tsa
p " If you wouldn't mind accepting it, ;
said Josiah, pulling ont his fine old
turnip-shaped time-piece, ..as memen.
to of our friendship which, though
brief, has, Itrust, been sincere it would
give me great pleasure.n 81
s Certainly said the Captain, weigh
ing it in his hand critically, and think.
ing to himself that it might serve as
ballast in a last emergency. tsI'lI hang
it over my bed, and will think of you
whenever it ticks. Nothing more to
saya, ;, !. !.
drop me feet first"
The Captain took him up in his arms
as if he were child, held him for mo-
ment over the side of the car. and with
CHEEKY farewell, dropped him.
Josiah felt his hat 60, and could see
the balloon shoot up with tremendous
rapidity, though, as he reckoned, the
rate of velocity would need to be divided
about half, as he was simultaneously
descending rapidly. He felt the rush Of
air, and shrank from the moment, COM
ing nearer and nearer, when he should
strike the earth. He seemed an uncon-
scionably long time falling. Still,
Through the clouds he went, and, as it
seemed to him. at the end of five min
utes began to get glimpses of the earth.
Down he went like a shot. The rushing
noise in his ears grew more intoIerable.
There was swift upgrowth of the hedge
rows, a sudden vision of COWS and dhorses,
and OF people running across fields.
Then heavy bump, and Josiah, open
ing his eyes, found himself lying on the
floor in the room in King street. vi
On the table were an empty claret
bottle and two tumblers. The room was
full of the smoke, now growing stale, of
cigars. Josiah was shivering with cold,
and the room was dark save from what
light tiickered in from the lamp down
the street. He struck light, and there
in its accustomed place on the mantel-
piece was his watch, the hands pointing
to three o'clock. Dazed and shivering,
he crept into bed, where he thought the
matter over, groped his way to the con-
sclusion that Captain Mulberry really had
come into his room, had spent an hour
with him, smoked cigars, drank .claret,
and then gone off. He remembered
standing at the head of the stairs shak-
ing hands with him, and promising to
dine with him at his club one day in the
following week. Then he had gone
back and lain on the couch, where,
overcome with the unaccustomed tum-
bier of claret, and dazed with the TO-
bacco smoke, he had fallen asleep,
dreamed, and rolled off onto the floor.
-Belgravia. s.et f"ft -
Iron County register., 1882-08-17
PITH AND POINT.

Almost anybody can run iflto debt;
but nearly everybody has to crawl out
of it. ttf
A young man who had married q
bad tempered woman was one day pro-
voked to correct her. The lady COM
planned to her father who, knowing her
character, followed theexample of her
husband, and, boxing her ears, said;
"There, now; go and tell the fellow
that am even with him, he has beaten
my daughter and have boxed his wife's
ears. .''-Chicago Tribune. ftY ,iher
Two Juvenile lemonade merchants
were 6ercely competing for the pakrona'
age of their playmates, when one of
them, destined to be q, future. Wander
bilt, squelched his rival and controlled.
the market by spreading the report that
s'the reason that Jimmy Bangs gave
more sugar in . one-cent glass was be-
cause there was dead rat in his pump"
-Boston Commercial B.lletin,, .,o,ct q
The New York Ledger, asks: s,Iso .
man to be deemed insane because he
kisses the girl to whom he is engaged in
an enthusiastic and boisterous mannerp's
We should say no, emphatically. The
fact that he is engaged to . girl in an
enthusiastic and boisterous manner
should not deprive him of the right to
kiss her, any more than If he had en-
gagged himself to her in quiet and or
derly -NorristoWn Herald.
They were raised here in Austin.
but she did not know much about gar.
dening; at the same time, she did noe
care to expose her ignorance to her hus-
band. They had only been married .
short time when he said: 'sI notice the
asparagus is about ripe; don't you want
to go out into the garden and get somel's
She replied: am ten you what we will
do. We will 60 out together. You climb
up and shake the tree. and I'll catch
them in my apron IS they fall. - Icsas
Sttitngs.
-" No, stree, - remarked the old res
ident, s'my wife did't bring me q cent.
But it's all my fault. wouldn't have
it. The morning of the day we were
married, says to her, says I: sMaria,
how much money have you got9' Says
she: John, I've got just twenty-five
cents Then, says +, Come with me,
and took her. down to the canal and
had her throw that quarter into the
drink. wasn't going to have no wo-
man twitting me about spreadin' around
on her money. .''--LoueH Citizen. Vt
Ono was carrying home cents
worth of yeast in a pitcher, and the 9TH
er was going to the store for q bar of
soap in bulk. ssFamily yop live in going
away this ssummer!" !" asked the girlwith
the Yeast. swell, they did salk of it,'
replied the other, ubut the dressmaker
disappointed them. Are your folks GO
ingp'' s.They were going. but the milk
bill came in this morning and guess
they will have TO put off the trip. Dear
me, but the rich have their troubles as
well as us poor folks. Good-by.--Ds-
trait Free Press.
Iron County register., 1882-08-17
MISMATED.

-
A hawk once courted white little dove,
love;
And the hawk-oh, yes. as other hawks go
was well enough hawk, for aught that
But she was a dove,
And her bright young life II (
Had been nurtured in love,
Away frQm all strife. -.-. 3
Well, she married .he hawk The groom was
a feast vas sfspared and the friends all. in
SDoes any one think my story's not trues
He is eestaip.g wrengEthe facts are not new.)
s~~-5With the dove by his side,
And soon all the rest
Tooka squint.at The bride. (
a hawk for his father. a hawk for his mother,
hawk for his sister. a hawk for his brother,
dozens, 49, w-'rry - -
And oh, such a number of hawks for his
They were greedy and rough
A turbulent crew,
Always ready enough
To be QuarrelSOme, too.
To the the dove all was strange; but never
In reseptmentshe gave to the wrangling she
If a ihoushe Of the peaceful. far away nest
LIVER haunted her dreams or throbbed in her
No bird ever Knew;
Kind. gentle and true
Was the hawks dove wife.
But the deIicate nature was too sorely tried:
With no visible sickness the dove dropped
and died; =es
Then loud was the grief and the wish all ex-
To call the learned birds, hold an in
So all the birds came, e. rF.s
But each shook his head;
No disease could he name
Why the dove should be dead.
TIL a wise old owl, with knowing look,
'Statedthiss sFise-csse is rs clear as book;
No disease do find, or accidents shock;
The cause of her death was too much hank
Hawk for her father, and hawk tor her moth
er,
Hawk for her sister, and hawk for her brother,
Was more than the delicate bird could bear;
She hwinSed.her away to q realm more
She wasnurtured dove;
Too hard the hawks life
Void of kindness and love. :s
Full of hardness and strife"
And when he had told them the other birds
knew as
That this ras the cause, and the verdict was
true. -.
s-kstna S. Peck, in Yern,ont Watchman.
Iron County register., 1882-08-17
Toy Pistols.

"Give the baby butcher knife, look
ing glass and hammer and he win amuse
himself. ''' This advice, (which we be-
lieve has been actually offered in good
faith, is not bit more absurd or fatal
than the theory that the toy pistol af-
fords legitimate kind of fun for boys.
The New York Af1I says: s'Eight little
boys are now dying with lock- jaw caused
by the poisonous explosives used in toy
pistols, but little boys keep right on
using toy pistols as if death from lock-
jaw were the most agreeable route to
the boys' paradise..'' This is only the
recorded number stricken with this ag-
onizing and fatal malady. There may
be eighty for ought we know, for this
cruel toy has come into very common
service, and lock jaw is a logical result
of injury from the frequent accidents
incident to its use. The man who in
vented it and put it on the, market may
have made his fortune, but he ought
none the less to be permanently re,
strained from inflicting further harm by
the introduction of such pernicious in
struments. The toy pistol is not merely
nuisance like the fire cracker and the
tin horn of the Fourth, but it is posi-
tive peril, full of deadly possibilities,
which the small boy uses his best en-
deavor to fathom, and often with too
much success. 1t is capable of dis6gur-
ing, and, when the conditions are right,
even of killing those who come in the
way of its discharges, either through
accident or design on the part of its
handlers. It is only q 'stoy,'' and to
carry out the idea, which is to initiate
as nearly as possible the genuine article,
the boy possessed of one is equally pos
sessed to find target for it, and he
chooses indiscriminately that which first
comes in his range. It may be the cat
Or dog; it may be his little sister, or any
other playmate, and the result in such
instances is almost invariably disas-
trous.
What is likely to happen to himself
we have family illustrated in the para
graph quoted. If there is no remedy
for this, haste should be made to find
one. If the liberty of boys is SO sacred
that they must not be deprived of the
right to shoot themselves and others,
and poison where they do not fatally
wound, it is time the unwelcome truth
was spread abroad, in order that society
may be prepared when it sees a youth
at large with toy pistol in his hand to
brain him on the spot. If there is any
law against the sale and use of this in.
strument of evil, it is not enforced.
Even a license law forbids the sale OF
Intoxicating drinks to minors, but the
minors, if they feel aggrieved at re-
straint in that direction, have full liber-
ty to indulge their mania for excess in
the toy pistol. 1t is of Importance
enough as a nuisance to challenge care
full legislative consideration and it ought
to be voted ont Of existence. We see no
difficulty about, making law to that
effect and executing it.--Bosto,e Post.
Iron County register., 1882-08-17

"A forwarding agent in Berlin has
been sentenced to ten years penal
servitude and to pay a fine of S575 for
having attempted to forward by the
Stettin Railway q case containing al
Internal M achine. The clockworh acted
too rapidly, and che explosion occurred
while the case was in the. station, to
which serious dam lge was done. He
had largely over insured the goods.
Iron County register., 1882-08-17

An Episcopal church congregation
in Philadeiphia sup ported ga poor and
worthy old womln" upward of ten
years, and when she dropped off. the
other day it was found that. she owned
two houses and had $4,000 in bank.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1882-11-25
THE SUN.
NEW YORK. 1888.

more people have read The Sun during
tne year just now passing than ever before
e,uOe was first printed. No other new
papeI published on this side Of the earth
uaS oeen bought and read IN any wear by
% many men and women.
We are credihly Informed that people
Uuy, read, and like The Sun for the fol.
rowing reaeous, among others:
Because ITS news columns present In at
tIsctlvs form aud with the greatest possi-
DIE accuracy whateyer has Interest for bu d.
mankind the events, the d. eds md mis-
deeds, the wisdom, the philosophy. the
notable folly, tn. solid sense, the improy-
ing nonsense-all the news of the busiest
world at present revolving Ia SPACE.
Because people have learned that in it's
remarks Concerning persons aud aft airs
The Suu makes practice of telling them
the exact truth To the best Of Its ability
three hundred and sixty-G days in the
year, before the election as well az after,
ABOUT the whales as well a. about the
small fish, In the face of dissent as plaioIy
andifearlessly as when supported by gen
eral approval. The Sun has absolutely no
purpose 10 serve, save the information of
its readers and the furtherance of the COM
mon good.
Because II Is everybody's Newspaper.
No man is 30 humble that The Sun In IN
different TO his welfare and his rights. Ne
man is 30 rich that IL can allow iniusiics
To be done him. No man, no association
OF men, Is powerful enough To be exempt
from the strict application of its princi-
pies OF right and wrong.
Because In politics il has fought for a
dozen yeare, without intermission and
sometimes almost alone among newsna.
pers, the hight that has resulted In the re-
cent overwhelming popular verdict against
hoees"nlsm and for honest government.
No matter what party Is in power, The
bun stands and will continue 10 stand like
ROCK tor the interests Of tn. people
sB"Iust tue ambition Of bnsses, sihe en-
crcachmente # mono; -Olists. and the dis.
honest schemrs of public robbers.
All this is what We are told almost daily
by our friends. Que man holds that The
Sun ls the best religious newspaper ever
puDllshen, OeoBuse Ijs Christianity is un-
diluted with Cant. Another holds that il
Is the best Republican newspaper p,inted.
because II has already whipped half Of the
rascals out Ot that party, aud Is proceed
ing against the other half with undimin
lshed VigOr. A third believes II the best
mag zine OF general literature i'm existence.
because It's readers mics nothing worthy
OF notice that Ia current iu tns world OF
Thought. So every friend of The Sun dis
covers one of it's many 81 that appe.Is
WIN particular tUrce To his individual liK.
ing.
If you already know The Sun, you will
observe That IN 1888 it is "A little better imam
eyer before. IfyOu do not already knon
The Sun, you Will find il To be- "A mirror Of
all human activity, stUrrhouse uf the
Choicest products of common Sense and
Inauguration, mainstsy for the cause of
1"nest government, IA sentinel for genuine
DC Hersonian Democracy, scoufge for
"lckedness Of every species, aad an un-
commonly good Investment for the coming
yeur.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1882-11-25

A WAS HINGToN dispatch says that
in a recent Cabinet meeting it was
agreed that the Readjusters in Vir-
ginia should be supported, and the
President promised that MAHoNE
should have all the patronage in the
departments. Therefore the hicials
do not interfere, and MALONE inter
views the clerks from Virginia.
MALONE called at the Patent OF.
fee lew days ago TO demand the
discharge Of Miss JENNINGS Of Vir-
ginis, requesting that she be sent for,
and it took some time TO convince
him that she bad been dead over
two years.
W. II. MINER, a colored man who
has kept the files for the last twelve
ye'rs, and who had just been pro
noted to $50 per month, was dis
missed on MAHoNE's demand. No
one was found who had knowl.
eIge enough Of the files to do the
work required by the attorneys and
toe delays were such that a petition
was signed by the attorneys for the
reinstatement Of MINER. He is at
work again, bat at bic former salary
Of $40 per month.
Mr. IRELAED, an examiner Of long
standing. whose record is one Of the
best. vac dismissed on MAEHoNEs De.
msrd, and has joined the patent At.
torneys outside, plead ing bic fret
case before the Office last week.
AAHoyE interviews the olerks
saying that be wants the places they
hold Tor an influential party from
nis district. and no pleadings Of the
victims avail With him. To one in
stance the lady retained her place
after proving that che knew hrs wife.
and was connected with people who
we're, politically, bis friends bat he
was almost ibeIorsbls,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1882-11-25

The Nebraska Legislature is cuff =
GENTLY close TO make the contest for
Senator SAUNDEBs's seat inter esting.
Accounts are conflicting as to the
two parties, and it is doubtful if
either has clear majority. The de-
cision will rest with q dozen members
who have hitherto been Republicans
bat were elected on an Anti
Monopoly platform.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1882-11-25

JUDGE A. F. RAYMOND OF the Su-
preme Court Of Appeals has tender
ed his resignation to Gov. JACKSON,
to take effect December let. Judge
RAYMOND is reported to have given
as the reason for his resignation that
he desires to resume the practice oil
law at his old home with his son, who
is just entering upon a practice and
needs his guidance and counsel.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1882-11-25

THE GreenbAckers will have sim
gle representative in the Forty
eighth Congress, in the person Of
Hon. CHARLES N. BRUMW, of the
thirteenth district OF Pennsylvania.
In the present Congress there are
nine Greenbsrkers. The New York
Tribune regards the sweeping OF the
Greenback organization nearly out
of existence as one of the good effects
of the Democratic tidal wage.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1882-11-25

1T 10 a curious fact, says the Amer -
lean Register, that V,c,-PIesidents
becoming Presidents have never con
Quoted successful administration
Mr.. ARTHUR, 1t ID evident, vii,
constitute no exception to the rule
TYLER almost dettroVed the Wing
party, and was never honored by the
Democracy. H ts, oeav:,y between
two stools, and wss never nfted no
by those he abandoned or those whose
symPathies aud confidence he claimed
La truth, without injustice 10 the
dead, his name hAs gwen origin to
term which ls added ia the vooabu-
larry Of Wedste;'s Unabridged, and
peculiar sort OF treason 10 envojved
III the "Eylerizatlon" OF pu-
ty.
Fillmore, a VI &C. Presdent. sue
ceeGed President, Taylor, who served
only four months. TayIor sucouInbed
TO bolIsd cabbage and the sun OF
July, alter laying he corner stone OF
the monument now steadily rising to-
ward the clouds 10 honor of GEORGE
WASN'T NaToH. no sooner was be en-
tombed than FILLMORE, like TYLER
and ARTHUR, began TO create a cab
met and a policy aud party OF hls
own. FILLMORE, IN fact, tu OF HIM
sell and OF bis own maguIfcence, EN-
Ished the work that TYLER mad be-
gun, aud, like ARTHUR. abb o!utely
destroyed the bridge over which be
was borne into office. He crushed
the Whig party out OF exlstenc e sub
stltuting Know Nothingism aod
then at length extreme men OF the
North aud South were omuipotent.
and the deluge oil86I-'5 OverwheIm.
cd the country.
Mr.. ARTHUR's fort to distinguish
himself from GARFIELD and show
that he 10 capable OF defining and
executing policy of his own, is some
what Iudicrous. perhaps, in view OF
recent partisan trimphs and defeats :;
but his conduct is natura! and Meth
er more nor lees reprehenabDe than
that Of FILLMORE and TYLER. There
fore we must insist that GARFIELDs
devoted friends and admirers are
most unjust in fierce personal sssau | Is
they make upon the excellent gen
tleman who occupies the White
House. He wanted 4 machiue of HE
own. He wished to boss the ma
chine He ought to be recognized.
He wa not content to rest unseen
IN the deep shadow Of GAsFIFLD's
glory. We make these suggestions
that the Presidents Republican en-
emies may be induced 10 deal more
lenienIly with bim.