St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-29

lnls locality, been troubled with
ma.arial disorders. Hearing that
Browns Iron Bitters were y sure
preventive, we have all used il
sparingi., and as a result MOLE Of
us have since been sick"
Embroidered mustard plasters
are how recognized as necessary
feature of aesthetic medication.
A country paper speaks of man
who died without the aid of a
physician" and adds that '.such in
stances of death are very rare"
Political item: 81 see that Mr..
Illden has been writing IA letter
about me. l. is about time for
Sammy to stop writing, and
come up here. = Thomos jefferson.
a couple OF ladies wee walking
IN cemetery, when one of them
pointed to a lovely vale and said,
That IS the spot where I hope to
be buried, if my life be spared"
Ia the gallery Of the Louvre, be-
tore the statue of the Venus of
Milo: Little boy-"What did they
cut her arms off for?" Mother
Because she put her fingers in the
sugar bowl"
4 little fellow, on going for the
first time to church where the
pews were very high, was asked on
coming out what he did in the
church, when he replied: Il went
into the cupboard and took IL seat
on the shelf"
Terrible fate OF kind-hearted
girl: According 70 truthful In
dian newspaper, a hungry lion in
vaded young ladies seminary on
commencement CAV, and, bouncing
In among them, carried off the
prettiest and plumpest, with her
composition IN her pocket-a school
sirl essay on kindness to animals"
isn't the train ever going on?"
cried u red-haired female passen-
ger, as she thrust her head out of a
car window and glared at the
! crowd Better haul your head
in. ma'am," replied by-stander,
IF you want that train to go on,
for it won't move SO long as the
danger signals hanging out!
Luckily for him the train moved on.
A sure. safe and prompt female
regulator is III great demand among
married and single ladies, yet
strange to say. only one has ever
been offered, and that is ENGLISH
FEMALE BITrERs. 1t restores and
regulates ali irregular monthly
uterine action, cures female weak
ness and excuses, removes unnatu-
raj distinctions, adds iron To the
blood, strengthens and builds up
the whole system, and cures the
nervous and hysterical.
A mother advised her daughter,
who WAS going to party, to oil her
hair, and tainted away when that
candid damsel replied: ooh. no,
ma; it's SO apt to spoil the gentle
mems vests"
Said Mrs. Ragbag: "At table,
while the servants are present, Mr..
Ragbas and myself always talk Of
the large amount everything costs
us. 1t gives tie neighbors snch an
excellent impression Of our liberal
ity."
"Pat. my boy, we must all of us
die once" The sick man turned
over III a Disguised frame of mind
and replied: "That's just what
bothers me. If We could only die
half dozen times, L wouldn't worry /
about this.
A Norristown man, who is very
fond of picked tripe, ordered his
wife to have his fayorite dish for
supper. Being unable to procure
the article, sue served up quarter
of yard of heavy Turkish toweling.
and her husband never discovered
the difference.
GLOW profoundly still and beau
tiful is the night" she whispered,
resting her fnely-yeined temple
against his coat collar, and fixing
her dreamy eyes on the far-off Plei-
AIDES. show soothing, how Iestful p
Yes he replied. toying with the
golden aureola OF her hair, land
what night to shoot cats !"
I'm not going TO school any
more" said a little four-yeer-old
boy to his mamma, on his return
from his first day to the kinder