Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-04-12

the difference DeIWeen PIoSo onu PS'
nv, and the editor replied that prose
was read.
The Governor of North Carolina
said to the Governor of South Carolina;
Sir, the best remedy in the world is
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup and the lat
ter seconded the assertion.
A lecturer is telling How we hear
1t is easily told. Somebody tells
friend of ours and tells him not to tell.
That's the way we hear.
The man who lets his wife or child
suffer from coughs or colds without
getting Sellers Cough Syrup is lost
to common reason.
The alligators of Florida appear to
be doomed. A Fort Ogden man has
a contract to deliver 5000 alligator
hides by May lst.
Lindsey's Blood Searcher' enriches
the blood, drives out all disease, and
will give you excellent health.
why is a fool in high station like q
man in balloon p Because every
body appears little to him, and he ap-
pears little to everybody
It is true other remedies can b5
praised, but Peruna has the unequal
ed proof.
Teacher-"And how do you know,
my dear, that you haze been christen-
ed ?" Schofar-"Pledse, mum, 'cOs ]
got the marks on me arm now, mum.
[Saginaw Daily News
Mr.. George shick informed our re-
porter, that he had been suffering
with rheumatism in his feet so badly,
that for weeks at a time he would be
unable to leave his bed. He tried
various remedies without relief, and
concluded to use St Jacobs Oil. 1T
acted like magic. In TWO days, he
was entirely cured.
A Maine man who wanted to vote
against projected high school, wrote
his ballot know Perhaps he don''
No any better; and it may be that be
New Josh Billings made fortune by
that kind of spelling.
We are disposed to regard that per
| son as the best physician who does
most to alleviate human suffering
Judged from this standard, Mrs. Lydis
E. Pinkham, 233 Western Ave, Lynn
| Mass, is entitled to the front rank, fol
her Vegetable Compound is daily
working wonderful cures in female dis
eases. Send fer circular to the above
address.
An article in Chicago newspapers
| is headed: Cheating in Gambling.
1t doesn't seem possible. Even the
higbtoned game of gambling is mo-
free from the polluting influence o
fraud. If the writer of the article
took seventeen chances in a gold watch
at church fair, and drew oil blanks
be should have kept quiet about it. Ii
NAV have been conducted with as
much fairness as a Louisiana lottery
To the hesitating Peruna gives cour
age.
When a Kentuckey congressman
was informed that he could have al
the garden seeds he wanted from the
Agricultural Department, he exclaimed
Seeds what do | want seeds for
But hold on Yes, yes; | believe
do want few And be forthwith
sent for a half bushel of cardamor
seeds, the only seeds he had cny use
for.
A true assistant to nature In restor
ing the system to perfect health, thus
enabling it to resist disease, is Browns
Iron Bitters.
The leading Celestial residents O
San Francisco have sought the golden
| mean so dear to the disciples of Confu
cius by suggesting by cable that, a:
there is great excitement on the Pacific
coast over the rapid influx Of China
men, the shippers at Hong Hong
should prevent trouble by arresting
the rush There was time wher
China raised an immense wall to keer
the barbarian out; now Chinese com
mercial policy would seem to demand
wall to keep the natives in.
Ely's Cream Balm Co., Owego, n
Y.-Please send us at once two gross
Ely's Cream Balm. We take pleasure
in congratulatlng you on the success
you are having " th the Cream Balm
Catarrh and Hay Fever cure. Its sale
is steadily increasing with wonderful
rapidty as you can see by our frequent
orders 1t is evidently an article ot
great merit Very truly, JOHNSTON
HOLLOWAY & Co, COZ Arch ST., Phila
deIphia. March 10, 1881
Mr.. G. b. Porter, Druggist, Towan.
da. Pa. For several years | have
been troubled with Catarrh; have
tried many remedies without much re-
lief. Ely's Cream Balm has proved
to be the aticle desired, having won
derful results in MY case. / believe il
to be the only cure. l.. b. CoRDoRN
Towanda, Pa. May IA, 1870 Price
so cents
We have in this country 9G5 daily
newspapers against 157 in Great Brit
ain. The circulation of SIG newspa
pers in ten States reaches an aggre
gate of 1861, 7,60l ,010 copies.
For aged men, women, weak and
sickly children, without riyal. vii
not cause headache Browns Irol
Bitters.
in what condition was the patri
arch Job at the end Of his life p asked
a Sunday school teacher of quiet
looking boy at the foot of the class
Dead, calmly replied the quiet-looking