The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-09-29

Il have d little invention / should
like to show you," said an old fellow,
ambling into the managing editors
room, carrying good-sized bundle. gle
"See you later" said the editor; @call
again when I'm not SO busy"
"But you fellows are always busy"
said the, old fellow, commencing to un:
roll his btindls, land ybti might as well
look at my invention now as any other
time" laJGaal ID 56s
couldn't think of it, said the editor;
""you have struck the aliyeliest part of
the day. Step in again about half past
six, or make it later; L cannot attend to-
you now" and the editors pen fairly
flew over the paper.
"Yol see, I'm not staying In your
town many days" said the old fellow,
4and it's now. or never, if you wish to
inspect---- -" 81
MAKE. it never" said the editor.
No. said the old fellow, Juggling at
d cord about ths bundle y appreciate
the influence of your paper too highly
to miss the chance Of advertising my in
ventionI through its pages, and thus ben
citing much larger public than I
could reach in any fh#
Come, let 1fpl' said the editor.
"Can't you see that Tn too busy to think
about you d. your invention this moln-
ing?" rIf. asd5
"But You will regret it for life If you
don't take look at it, 7 said the old fel.
low. 6" And when L become famous you
will reproach nae for not insisting upon
your giving me lift at the start. You
see, my machine is something that must
eventually come in usei in every house
hold; / know If your, wife could see it
she, would insist upon your purchasing.
one and giving it a good notice in the
bargain I call it the self-acting electric
egg-beater, First you screw it to, the
table lilze--------ppav,s. x.3fi4sfs<ag1
Here, don't spoil the furniture said
the, editor. sjGgs{ estg 90 g0is haB
'Not'in the least, said the Old fell.
low, "Yolt see, there are pads on the.
face Of the clamps, and by touching the
spring we set the machine in motion"
Don't touch i" shouted the editor,
pushing back his chair; but it wast,too
late. and long, heavy bar attached t.
machine. began to whirl around, upset
ting the ink and scattering the manu-
script in all directions. 4-9nssssst
"Well, that's odd" said the old fell
low "There must be something out of
order. You see, this bar beats the eggs
and it should have different motion.
The spring underneath here sets the
motive power - faA4
evil you take that Internal machine
away, or shall / call the police n shout
ed the editor.
'That is very strange, said the old fell
low, as the bar whirled around and caught
him just below the eye. It'll just try,
this spring to the right, and perhapswe
shall get a different effect"
leave! GitP' shouted the editor.
''That must be attended to- said the
old fellow, as the, bar hit the. desk
tremendous thilnp, splitting It from
end to end, Now you see the action of
the laws OF grayitation." mia sfg-gsas,
''I'll teach you something about laws
shouted the editor, springing forward
and walking the inventor to the head of
the stairs ''Spani fashion, and giving
him persauder SIat landed the old
fellow in a confused heap on the bot
tom stair $685. -,
sYou- You'll regret this-whenl L I
become IA famous groaned The old
man, gathering himself together and
looking up at the editor TT have
another in-invention But, Just here
the cashier got in his work and the old
fellow was landed out of harms way,
on the sidewalk, just as his patent egg
heater sailed through the. window and
fell a wreck by his side.-Brookly'a
EGgle.