Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-07
ALL SORTS.

ALL SOhIS.
Boston paper is in flavor of women voting if they
want to-" We would like to see the man who would
make them vote if they didn't want to-"
REWARD TO ENTERrRIsE-Four years ago. James
Pyle of New York. first introduced his celebrated
Pearlne to the public, and now the of Pearline
is everywhere a household word and millions upon
millions of packages annually consumed by our
intelligent housekeepers.
care those stars which you at night, suns ?"
asked little boy of his father "Yes my boy" "Are
the shooting stars suns oo?" NO. the shooting stars
are not suns. they darters."
Internal medication through Heay's Tonic Pills or
Cordial will permanently chronic weaknesses
See advertisement on this page.
Cephaline, taken cold, alays thirst and fever and
restores nervous strength during the hot season.
Solomon the first man who proposed to part
his heir in the middle.
true Strengthening medicine and health remover
is Browns Iron Btters.
party who has just paid big doctors bill. says he
would like to see high heals go out of fashion.
For years I suffered from dyspepsia and indiges-
tiOn seemed to weaken every organ of life and shat
tered my nervous system. tried Wheat Bitters and
now my stomach digests any kind of food T. o.
Munroe. 259 18th St., Brooklyn.
One reason why married men like to look at the
photographs of their wives is that the photographs
unlike the original, never answer back.
AN IMPossIBILITY-Deserving articles are always
appreciated. The exceptional cleanliness of Parkers
Hair Balsam makes it popular. Gray hairs are i'm
possible with It's occasional use.
Tennessee woman has trained a dog to drink beer
and chew tobacco. Now you will see that woman will
never marry. She has no use for man around the
house.
How 1T WAS DoNE-"How do you manage" said
lady to her friend. Ito appear happy and good
tured all the time ?" 81 always have Parkers Ginger
Tonic handy. was the reply land thus easily keep
myself and family in good health. When 1 am well
always feel good natured'
The young skipper who takes party of girls out
sailing should content himself with huggng the shore
Coon WORDS FROM DRUGGIsrs.-"Malt Btters are
| the best 'btters'
"They promote sleep and alay nervousness"
BEST liver and kidney medicine we SELL"
"They knock the 'Chins' every time"
| "Consumptive people gain flesh on Them"
"Malt Bitters have rivals In this town."
| "Best thing for nursing mothers we have"
ave like to recommend Malt Bitters."
Now, Mr.. Lamb" said the cheese-monger, .'shall 1
have the pleasure of sending the cheese home for
your NO. th-ththank you." SAID Charles. '.If you
will give a bit of Irvine, l cou-cou-could p'raps
| l-l-l.lead it home"
HAY FEvER.-Mr. A. L. Avery, pharmacist Newark,
N.J.-"Having been severely afflicted for eleven years
with hay fever, after trying almost everything with
out avail, gave up all hopes of being cured. when
purchased of you box of Elys Cream Balm. To my
lieved R. Watson Harris, letter carrier No. IA Neu
P. O.. Newark, j.
I have been hay fever sufferer for three years
and have often heard Elys Cream Balm spoken of in
the highest terms. but did not take much stock in il
because Of the many quack medicines. A friend per
suaded me to try the Balm, and with the most won
for the benefit of hay fever sufferers T. s. Geer
Syracuse, N. Y. Price so cents.
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
friend meeting Pat one day said. Paddy. did 20,
|
Pat. mo; but had uncle that onst very nearl
saw the juke of York"
wistar's Balsam OF Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con
sumption. and all diseases of the throat. lungs an
chest so cents and 81 a bottle,
ais it injurious to eat before going to sleep?" asks
correspondent. Why, no; not fatally injurious, bu
you just try eating after you go sleep you want
see circus.
PERSONAL To MEN ONLYt-The Voltaic Belt Co
/ Marshall. Mich will send Dr.. Dyes Celebrated Ele
troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial f
thirty days to men young or old) who are Athlete
with nervous debility, lost vitality and manhood, an
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and comple
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above N. B-No risk is incurred as thirty days tri
is allowed
- The way the doctors go to work to get billiard ba
out of mans mouth is to oil his jaws and pull o.
his front teeth. 1t is operation requiring gre
. deal of patience and deep thinking.
! Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia, general debili
- liver complaint, boils. humors. chronic diarrho
nervous affections female complaints and all diseas
originating in a bad state of the blood.
lady put her watch under her pillow the 9th
It her sleep. And there, all the time her bed tic
ing right underneath her. and she never thought
that at all.
L "RouGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
l. last. Ask druggists for Rough on Rats" 1t clea
out rats, mice, reaches flies. bed-bugs. 15c boxes
IL SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Absolr
l. for debility and weakness of the gene
II tive functions 81 druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
$1.25. 6 for SIS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City. N. J.
n "BUoHUPAIBA."-New. quick. complete cure da
n urinary Affections smartng, frequent difficult
nation. kidney diseases. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
I'LL express. 81 %, for S.. E. S. Wells. Jersey City,
,d baggage smasher at Utica. N. Y, undertook
ri bang up old hunters trunk on his way to
mountains. The hunter lost valuable lot of powt
is and lead, but he forgiving that he went to
I'll baggage smasher's funeral.
o How SECURE HEALTH.-1t Is strange any
will suffer from arrangements brought on by imp
blood, when Scovilrs Sarsaparilla and Stillngia
Blood and Liver Syrup will health to the pt
W icai organization. 1t is strengthening syrup pie
ke ant to take and the best blood purifier disco,
D. ed curing scrofula syphiltic disorders. weakness
the kidneys, erysipelas. malaria nervous disord
oh debility bilious complaints and diseases of the biz
liver. kidneys. stomach, skin, etc.
Bakers Pain panacea cures pain in man and bes
DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys wor
TO Sold by E. T. Dutton Barton. VT