The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-04-20
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AUeuae than6ae) 0aZetse.
My name is Max Mayer, sir, an unat-
taohed satellite of the press. am travel
Ing through your country engaged in work
OF philanthropy. But sometimes feel
that Fam poor philanthropist. see and
blood. l saw a man this morning on the
X. P. railroad who riled me; yes riled NE,
Sir. Excuse the vuglarisn, but one can.
not stand everything"
What did the individual do to Offend
you, Mr.. Mayer" said the reporter.
He offended NE by existing. Did yon
ever see man who In his very person was
offensive? This man was one Of them He
walked and talked like one who was SO
great that jim Blaine's overcoat wouldn't
make him vest. He Initiated HE.
wanted to kick him and wonld have done
80, It gentlemen could stoop to such prac
tees and not be soiled. He affected me rs
red rag does bull. Josh Billings once
swore in the extremity Of his soul, 7durn
n.y. felt like adding force to the humor-
ist's expression and apply it to this man
Although z mere fly on the Corliss engirs
wheel, as 1t were, he swung ON enough
self-importance to impress the casual Oh
server that he was Wheel engine and all.
admire downright solid merit aud worth,
but detest, abominate and despise the cs.
tentatious swagger of Lilliputian substance.
Unfortunately there are too many Of such
animals at large in our country. The fool
killer is not half doing h,s duty.
As soon as la,ded here availed nv
self OF the we'll known principal of counter
irritant to sooth my blood. bathed nv
temples in st. Jacobs Oil, sir, aud here
am all right and able to talk calmly. That
is wonderful substance, sir, mean the
Great German Remedy. twill cure rheu-
matism, sprain or brnise, and is uusur-
passed for a barn. Mr.. F. Edgar Ettor.
clerk at the Henry House. was telling Inc
to-day that It ia quite astonishing to note
the evidences OF popularity which crop out
in regard to this Oil. He says that guests
in the house frequently tell him it is the
best thing in the world for rheumatism,
swsllings from rheumatic pains, etc.
Scarcely day passes that some one stop,
pins in the house fails to sing the praises
Of st. Jacobs Oil. There, sir, ia evidence
OF genuine merit, and it soothes one to here
While in Mr.. G. Northcrafts drug store
to-day was told that gentleman named
Jones, who resides near this town, believes
that st. Jacobs Oil ia possessed Of merit
which entities It to rink AZ the arst pain
annihilator Of the age. His daughter was
afflicted with rheumatism. All effort to
relieve her proved futile all remedies
failed. The patient suffered everything
but death. She was finally cured by st.
Jocobs Oil. sir, and her father came to tell
the druggist Of her wonderful restoration.
Then there is another case in your town
Or. that OF Mrs. Mary A. Barnes, who has
long suffered with rheumatism. I think,
she lived through whole year without re-
lief, although she used remedies all the
time. Her druggist recommended st. Ja-
oobs Oil. The lady bought bottle Of it
aud has since been using it. She expert
enced wonderful relief. and claims that she
Will soon be beyond all fear Of return Of
this awful maladY"