Daily Republican., 1882-08-01
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Grab salad at FulImer's
DsViled crabs at Fullmers.
Stewed crabs at FulImer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Ambrosta, best fine cut at Mullins.
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
Parker, cupping and leschiug, No. lO3 Fast
Second street.
The best carpenters and machinists' Levels
ever made, at the 99c. store.
Meals the cheapest in the city at Mcody's,
IL Market street.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Kings, at h ;.
Hanfs. 10 East Fourth street.
A piece of st eel is good deal like a man
when you get 1t red 1t loses Its temper,
Try the Capitol shirt, the best in the mar
ket at q. \. Humphrey & Bros, 1902 Mark ct
street.
Go to H. H. Moore's for good butter and
Gheese at stalls ~ and IA Second street Mar
ket House.
Slime retouched cards for 81 at Hollands s
gallery No. East Third street. betwsen
market and King streets.
Base ball players have been fined, Now
let them be ret1ned, and the national gan. o
Will regain its lost attractions.
oest ttntype in the city. No. LEsU Third
street, between Market and King.
The Czar will be crowned the last of Au.
gust II the Nihilists do not make him the
last OF hf5 auguSl line before that time
Most people who visit Niagara Falls are
disappo inted in the roar. They expect to
near something like the VOioe OF a chairman
OF ward caucus.
A publisher announces: "In press- A
Faithful lover" 1t Il safe to wager that
the faithful lover is not in press any more
frequently than the 4 ri he loves.
1t was queer notion to- 'Tug'' Wilson TO
come to this country to fight. lie sEOul !;
nave gone 10 Egypt where there is enOuu h
nshttLg 10 p lse the mot exacting
Hon. h. Gratz Brown has lust been in
washington Tor the first time III CT he left
the Senate, t1ttesn years ago. be probably
found ut what sort OF place 1t wa.
Arab is an independent and a eformer.
but hs r,ore that halt wishes that he had
stayed Ia with the regulars. He will conduct
hls reforms lnside the party, next time.
The average age Of every fish, fowl and an.
1mal is known to naturallsts, with one excep-
ton; That exception is the age of spring
chicken.
A Michigan man is said to be 'tiearnIpR to
talk with good palate" 1t is not stated
whether the palate keeps up Its end Of the
conversation.
A. Chamber has a full STOCK OF u... e,
wood and willow ware, oil cloths, fruit lars
and general line Of hOusefurnishing goods
that ne is selling cheap, at No. 2l5 King st.
A Chicago man who was sleeping with q
brace OF reyolVers under his pillow was rob-
bed the other night. He has thrown the
weapons down we'll and married woman
who snores.
A CAIRO clergyman who told his congrega.
ton from the pulpit week ago that only
tippieTs and drunkards were sunstruck, was
prosrrated on the street the very next day,
and now he hardly knows how to get out Of
his fix.
Five musicians have been added to the
Denver Opera House orchestra, and there Is
to be an exhibition. Henver is fe,thetic
enough to Iynca any man that says she has
not got any culture.
The London Times last Wednesday con.
tained the following thrilling in diligence
under the head Of War PreDaTati0ns'': GSix
marines have lett Limerick for England, on
the way t. Egypt, and their places have peen
taken by four men of the Thirty-four Regi-
ment.h
You can nut ten million oysters, when
they are only two days old, In 70 four-quart
pail filled with water" We believe this be-
cause we saw 1t In newspaper and we sup
pose II you took cut about a pint of water you
could got In about fifty million more oysters.
A gentleman named Harrison gives dIreC-
tiOns for making an artificial moon" They
will prove of interest to young lovers who de-
light In moonlight strOlls but we fear the
moon will not be o successful substitute for
g8sllght on dark lights.
A Wisconsin woman was lately lost In the
woods for fCur days Several people heard
her cries, but they thought tn g noise was the
sounds Of propeller whistle on the lake,
Must be nice dame to sit down with r
quiet chat.
Student wants 10 knows what is meant by
the word loot In the war dispatches. Why,
Int is thing with strings that you strum
with your fingers. Hence, anything you can
pie: You deposit your money In New Jer.
tey bank, Well, that's loot; but you don't
get any of 1t.
The Most Eminent Grand Master Of the
Grand Encampment of Knight Templars of
the United States Of America, M. J.. Sir Hen.
iamin Dear, has written letter to say that
he will call himself together and attend the
bi-centennial celebration in Philadelphia
next october, BY st. George, If that gets
there, 1t will be the biggest show since jun
DO. Sounds like new circus, doesn't it?"
A mischievous boy Of Port jackson,
His grandfather's cushion put tacks on;
Then feigned great surprise
At seeing him rise
And hearing his fierce Anglo-Sax0n.
There were no complaints yesterday Of per-
sons failing to shovel the snow off their side
walks. If q man had been knocked down by
a big iciCle falling from the caves of house,
he would not have lost his temper. The cold
bitter winds did not whistle around the cor.
ners worth cent. In fact 1t was warm
enough TO venture on the sunny side Of the
street without wearing an overcoat.
An exchange says "Os,ar Wilde has made
$780, OC0 out Of his knee breeches." 1t is i'm. |
pos ible to conceive how he did it. They |
we're not stud led with iowel5, and we don't |
suppose secondhand clothes dealer would |
give him more than So &c for his breechos |
Perhaps they were cut into hundreds of strips |
Ind sold to foolish young ladies as souvenirs. |
1t is said that BerlOiz, the composer. once
'aid to his best girl: "AriGl adore you, |
llesS you; In word, lOvo you more than
he weak French tongue can ssy give me an
orchestra Of 100 performers snd n chorus Of
80 voices and will tell you" The girls r3-