The Evening critic., 1882-01-02


'fhafRloSiSg tSSness ti95bfi. ..aaas a,a.T Tnd lis
acculacy u sNooched 'tofty1he d, sienggrapher
wilotook II down i35f ~
Judge 2-l-l was noted fDr,i tha way he Got
miSed In his charges TO the lnry on one uc
cHsion case was tried before him tllng p1utA
pf which may De briefly stated l,us; smith
brought suit against Joncs upun a pronlssury
note given for n horse. Jones iefcnae was
failure of considerations he averring that M
the time of the purchase The ba,'se lfad Tho
glanders, of which he died, and shat smith
knew IL. smith replied that the horse dld not
have the glanders. but the distemper, and that
Jones knew II when he bought +'
Tile Judge charged the Jury! ''tlentlenen Of
the Jury, pay attention to the charge OF tho
court You have already made one ms-tlial
of this case because you did not nay attention
TO The charge OF the court, and don't want you
TO do II again. Intend to make IL 80 clear to
you this tlmo that you cannot possibly make
amy mistake. This suit is upon note given
for promissoiy horse. hope you under
stand that. Now, u you nnd that at the time
OF the sale Smith had the glandets. and Jones
knew IL, then Smith cannot recover THAT is
clear, gentlemen. 1will state'lt again. n You
find that attic time OF the sale Jones had the
distemper, and Smith knew II. then Smith can.
r no, p9ssib,y recover. But, gentlemen, VIII
sibly make mistake. II at the time OF the
sale smith HAD the alanders. and Jones had
the dstemper, and the horse knew It, then
neither Smith. Jones nor the horse can re-
cover, Let the record he given to the jury
ASIA anu Aifica rufnish hundreds or tons Of
elephants tushs yearly. - H' -itti.
Drunkards should take a warning from
Time. He always carries glass. .,-s 3
Not 70 mtnce matters don't swallow 10 much
pie.--N. j. Com. Adc, 20 -.-r ll-. M .t
Beautiful are the admonitions of him whose
life accolds with his teachings. -I
If its the chcken-pox OILY. yon can detect II
by slight tendency TO crow. 'i t-..t o.
In Il life of 90 years one must have eaten
thirty tons OF solids and liquids. ~
Talmage's church. in Brooklyn. after the
first Of the year will no longer he free.
A society paper estimates the cost OF
first class wedding at from $1,000 to
$1,50OO.
ETimc changes all things. From romantic
the young man comes 10 be a rheumatic.
Mixed pickles-A dozen vinegar.faced old
maids at 4 sewing circe-N. \. Nc3ps.
1t is said that eagles carry living prey to
their young and teach them To tear and kill
IT.
An irish doctor declares that for invalids
The only safe climate in Europe is North
Africa,
Don't begin TO fret about the coming wea
ther, for you VIII have to take II cody when 1t
comes.
Abraham also was baseball player, Tor
the scriptures say that she pitched In the
wilderness.
Brides wear loose-wrlsted gloves.
Lace sleeves are going out OF style
London is multiplying picture galleries.
Atlantic City is to have a hosecarrlage
Pullman, of palace-car fame, Is said to be
worth $15,000,QQ0.
No: we don't love dogs at all. The reason
We keep three big ones is that we don't like
our neighbors.
Fishing in the Canisteo River and It's
branches bove Canisteo, n. Y, has been pro-
hblted for three years.
Conscience is not law; no, Col and reason
made the law, and have placed conscience
within you to determine.
A resident of Halifax has wagered $500 that
SirJohn A. Macdonald Will be the next gov
elnor-general OF Canada.
A little girl who was watching sunset OF
crimson, orange and -purple said, ''Is that
power and glory
closed a revival at Lynn Mass, by running
away without paying his bills.
Fred. Reese, OF Tioga, n. ", has a hat SO
years old, and says If The boys continue crying,
"Shoot the hatl" he'll-buy new one.
John Adams and his friend John Marston, 1t
is said, dined together nearly every Saturday
for nearly thirty years on boiled Goldfish.
A colored tailor from North Carolina is said
10 have made $4,000 in Boston since the war.
He gives employment to over 100 persons.
The landlords OF Florida, who are greatly
troubled by the common roach, find that the
nuisance is driven away by gum camphor.
The marriage service uniting n Chicago
couple was, II Is asserted, performed by de-
parted spirits, n medium acting under their
control.
London papers say that Lady Hlll-Treyors'
jewelry was worth nearly S3O0,0O0 1t was
taken, evidently, by some one acquainted with
the house, and two servants have been arrested
on suspicion.