Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-06-12

woman who mistook vaccine quill for tooth
pick is just now giving her tongue rest.
butchers Dead Shot for Bed Bugs stands unrvaled
rapid extermiaaor solution of corrosive sub
Innate kills while it is being applied. The Dead Shot
does this and more. 1t remains in all its potency-a
trap ready set for all that escape the general applca
| ton.
Sorrow and humiliation not pleasant things and
| yet a man spends a whole weeks wages in getting
| them.
| Healy's Vegetable Tonic Cordial is delicious as
well potent spring tonic. See advertisement on
this page.
Cephaline is drug but nutritious nerve food. |
| 1t will cure headache.
According to the New York Herald "only about
girl in twenty makes good wife," What's the aver
| age for husbands?
Beautiful skin. and fair complexion. robust health.
and powers of endurance follow the of Browns
Iron Bitters.
The Chicago Tribune boasts that Jesse James
of its regular readers" Considering this fact it's
surprising that he behaved as we'll as he did.
MANY the bitters advertised as tonics are simply
cathartics. Wheat Bitters is not cathartc. E. P.
Russell. NJ. d.
Miss Kinn of Chicago recently married a man
named Wood. The marriage notice was headed kin
lin-Wood." This is what be called adding fuel
to the fame OF love.
| Parents who allow their children to grow up with
scrofuous humors bursting from every pore guilty
of great wrong. Think of them pointed out brand
ed with loathsome disease and you will readily pro-
cure them the Cuticura Remedies.
A pure, wholesome dstilation of witch hazel,
American pine, Canada fir, margold, clover blossoms.
etc.. fragrant with the healing of balsam and
pine. Such is Sanford's Radical Cure for catarrh.
Complete treatment for ST..
What makes a mans heart glad is to wake up on
Sunday morning and find drizzng rain falling just
enough to prevent his wife from going to church and
l | to make the fishing good.
5 A VALUABLE ADDIT1oN-Because it is beneficial to
the scalp and adds to personal beauty by restoring
color and lustre gray faded HAIR is why Parkers
e Hair Balsam is such popular dressing.
When friend asked reformed inebriate the cause
Of his reformation he said "As you married you
will quite understand when say that getting tipsy
f makes you see your mother-in-law doubleT'
q WHAT EVERYBODY WANTs-1s reliable medicine
that does any harm and that prevents and
disease by keeping the stomach in ORDER the bowels
= regular, and the kidneys and liver active Such
medicine is Parkers Ginger Tonic 1t relieves every
>" case. and has cured thousands. See other column
Re Tribune.
# 81 do like to talk you," she says, softly in
pause in the conversation, beaming On him and sigh
} ing. "Why?" asks the interpreting youth. BE
lie cause" she answers, gently because you al
esrsr'
Why continue the use Of remedies that only relieve
for catarrh hay fever and cold in head cal
)l be had for 80 cents?
Sc Apply into nostrls with little finger
in 81 have been afflicted with catarrh for eight year.
found relief in bottle Of Elys Cream Bali
than in all the remedies have used. Chas A. Cron
well, 81 South 9th St.. Brooklyn E. D.. N W
AFTER a thorough trial of Ely's Cream Balm al
81 entirely cured of catarrh, is also member of
ey family. The Balm stopped roaring in my head whic
of had continued for than year. James E. Gro
n son. sexton at the Tabernacle, Paterson. j."
re The antpolygamy bill will, perhaps interfere wit
President Arthurs private arrangements inasmut
'sG credits him with contemplating matrimor
is with about dozen young ladies.
20 PERSONAL To MEN ONLYi-The Voltaic Belt G,
Marshall. Mich, will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ele
De rovoltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial
if thirty days to men young oldl who are aiict
with nervous debility, lost vitality and manhood, a
Jul kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and compile
De- restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
~. above N. B-No risk is incurred, as thirty days TT
i0h is allowed
OIL In this country, in others, mans gre
lp- measured by the size of his pockebook.
= needless to remark that are not great
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, col
bronchitis, whoopng cough. Group. influenza. CO
sumption. and all diseases of the throat. lungs
chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
great many men poor because they cout
h. ally keep themselves in good spirits. And g
-i'' many men owe the bartender for the same.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia general debi
liver complaint bois. humors chronic diarrh
nervous Affections female complaints and all disea
originating in bad state of the blood
1t always saddens an old COW to look over the fe
of at an oleomargarne factory.
ing last, Ask druggists for aRonsn psssa e,e
or rats. mice. reaches fies bed-bugs. l5c
H. SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Abso
cure for nervous debility and weakness of the gen
less tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expr
ose $l.25. for S.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City, j.
:, "BucHuPAIBA"-Ne quick, complete d
any urinary Affections smarting frequent difficult
nation. kidney diseases ST. at druggists. Prepai
express. S125, for So. E. S. Wells. Jersey City,
An Albany paper tells of a woman in that city
woke her husband during storm the other night,
ay, said, Il do wish you would stop snoring. for
ay hear il thunder"
ol How SECURE HEALTH.-lt strange any
will suffer from arrangements brought by im
blood. when scovills sarsaparilla and Stillingi
Blood and Liver Syrup will restore health to the
JOY ical organization 1t is strengthening syrup p
mo- take, and the best blood purifier disc
lcti- ed. curing scroula syphiltic disorders weakne
that the kidneys, eryspeas. malaria. nervous disor
debility bilious complaints diseases of the
liver. kidneys. stomach, skln etc.
Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and b
pre- Dr.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys W
from ] Sold by E. z. Dutton. Barton. Vt.