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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Death to rats, mice, reaches and ants
PARSONS ExTERMINAToR. Barns, granaries
and households cleared in a single night.
No fear of bad smells. Best and cheapest
vermin killer in the world. Sold every
where
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Emigrant Agent r. S. Patty ticketed 1T
persons out of East Tennessee during Feb
ruary, mostly to Nebraska and Colorado.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
" ACCEPT OUR GRATITUDE

ACCEPT OUR GRATITUDE"
DIR. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear
Sir-You Golden Medical Discovery" has
cured my boy of fever sore of two years
standing Please accept our gratitude
Yours truly, HENRY WHITING,
Boston, Mass
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

ALI kinds of stomach and bowel troubles
are cured by free use of Tate Spring
Water. Peter Kern keeps it.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
BRos1a1Ts, Oh CHRONIC SORE THROAT

BRoSIaITs, OR CHRoNIc SORE THROAT
1t is attended with irritation of the bron-
shial tubes, which convey the air we
breath into the lungs. This irritation pro
duces sore throat, hoarseness, coughing and
sometimes splitting of matter streaked with
blood. If it is neglected it will extend
down to the lungs, and settle into confirmed
consumption. ALIENS LUNG BALsAM will
be found a most valuable remedy for curing
this disease, and prevent its running into
consumption.
For sale BY all Medicine Dealers.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
HOPE & BROTHER,
Watchmakers and jewelers.,


Keep always in stock new and
elegant designs In watches,
jewelry and silverW are, and
give special attention to re-
pairing and engraving. We
guarantee satisfaction.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

new sx-roomed dwelling in good To-
eaty. GEO BRowNLow,
Agent.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

For torpid Liver there's nothing better
han Tate Spring Water. For sale at Peter
Kern's,
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
The University Green House

The University Green House
Well filed with choice assortment of rare
plants, is now open at all hours Of the day
to the public. Out flowers, bedding, foliage,
and Towering plants for sale. Prices mod
crate. sep3Otf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Welt's Health Remover, greatest remedy
on earth for impotence, leanness, sexual
debility, &c. 81, at druggists. Depot,
Sanford, Chamberlain & Albers, Knoxville.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Maximum thermometer 63S minimum
thermometer SAT; rainfall, 0.25
INpIcATIoNs-Fo Tennessee and the
Ohio Valley: Slightly warmer fair weather,
south to west winds, and stationary or rising
barometer
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
For Sale.

The best $l.75 black silk velvet in the
city at Dunbar's
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

1t is useless to deny that the brightest and
fairest fall easy victims to consumption, and
ebually fruitless to ignore the fact that de-
cline has it's origin in many cases in neglect
cd catarrh. Sanford's Radical Cure is a
pure, sweet, balsamic specific.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

IT, AkFATEsr LIVING AUTHORS, nnca
as Prof Max Muller, Ri. Hon W. E. Gladstonss
Jas a. Ir0nde Prof. Huxley R. A Proctor, Edw3
Francis Power Cobbe, Prot Goodwin Smith, Tho
Duke of Argyll, VIM. Black. Miss Thackerays
Mrs. Mulock-Craik, Geo. Macdonald. Mrs. OLD
phant: Jean lpgel0w. Thos. Hardy, Matthew Ar
mold, w. H. Mailock, w. W. Story Tourgenieff,
Ruskin, TennySon, Browning, and many others;
are represented in the pages of
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Early Rose Seed Potatoes at
mar1d2t HoxsIE d MINIS
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Call for Aliens Lung Balsam, and shun the use
of all remedies without merit and an established
reputation. As an ExpectoraRt it has no Equal
Sold by all Medicine ID ealers.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
For Rent.

One Office, with small room attached, in
second story of Geo. H. Smith building
Possession given at once. Apply to Chas
II. Brown feb23d1w
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
Internal Revenue Collections.

!. Following is an abstract of the collections
made by Col. J. III. Melton, U. S. Internal
Revenue Collector for this district, for the
month of Februarv 1882
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Never interrupt any conversation with a
hacking Cough; it creates bad impression.
Better invest quarter of dollar in a bot
tie of Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup and cure it.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Remember all diseases of the stomach
and intestines, urinary and digestive organs,
cured by using Browns Iron Bitters.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

For Sale.
Improved building lot in Mechaniesville,
75x150 feet COOPER & FRAME.
fsb11dtf
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

SHOW CASES NOWIN STOCK
at A. d. DUNBAR's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Mothers VIII find it safe and sure remedy to
give their children when afflicted with Group.
1t is harmless to the most delicate child
1t contains no Opium in any form
Recommended by physicians, ministers and
nurses. In fact by everybody who has given it a
good trial. 1t Never Fails 10 Bring Relief.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
Littell's Living AGE.

THE LIVING AGEha been published for nearly
forty years and has met with continuous com.
incubation and success. In 1882 1t will furnish to
It's readers the productions of the most eminent
author, above named and many Others embrace
ing the choicest Serial and Short Stories by the
Leading Foreign Novelists, and an amount
UnapprOached by any other Periodical
in the world. of the most valuable Literary and
Scientific matter Of the day. from the pens OF the
foremost ESSayistS Scientists, Critics, DISCOVERIES
and Editors. representing every Department OF
knowledge and Progress
HE LIVING AGE is a weekly magazine giving
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
AS ALSO
Consumption, Coughs, Colds,
-Asthama. Group

G. s. Martin. Druggist, at Oakly. KY, writes that
the ladies think there is no remedy equal to Lung
Balsam for "a cup and WhOOpfnS Cough.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
County Revenue Collections.

The following collections were made by
Judge j. F. j. Lewis, County Court Clerk,
for the month of February, 1882: State
tax, 81 400 %; county tax, $90S.S9 rail
road tax, 1921. 49, school tax, S56S. AZ !;
warrant tax, $154.74; bridge bond tax,
S30434 sinking fund tax, 500. aggre-
gate, So 655.3S; corporation tax, 81 ,266.07
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

FINE ROLLED GOLD JEWELRY
at A. d. DUNBAR's
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02

Corsets-Headquarter's at Dunbar's.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
SCHUBERT
Has opened

Has opened
Lis Hotel.
Oysters
received daily.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-03-02
HOTEL ARRIVALS,
The following were registered at the
different hotels yesterday

The following were registered at the
different hotels yesterday:
ATKIN HOUSE.
F. I. Barnard and wife, Abingdon, Va;
F. j. Mott, Springfield, Mo-; J. A. Case,
Longview, KY; NJ. A. Barrett, New York /;
Jos. L. Gardner, divers Mrs r. E.
Hawks and son, Memphis; N Haight,
Louisville j. W. Morse, Omaha r. II.
Rogkin, Virginia W. G. Osborne, KY; B.
f. Nevill, Chattanooga; r. S. Archer,
Richmond, Va; w. W. Lowry, Riceville j;
Ed. G. Osborne, New York F. H. Han
mum, Union County Geo. S. Crouch, Nor
ristown; JAS A. Wallace, Sweetwater; r.
n Hood, Maryville w. G. Taylor, Balti-
more Sam B. Price and wife, Pennsyl-
yania.
scHUBERT's EUROPEAN HOTEL.
LIP. Speck, Rockford J. S. Campbell,
Philadelphia Rolfe S. Saunders, Rich
mond, Va III. NJ Washington, Jacksboro !;
A. T. Newman, cambridge; Jno. K. Payne,
Knox County; S. S. Routh, Sevierville; W.
Fl. Vance, j. A. Lisk, NJ. D., Strawberry
Plains; Geo. F. johnson, Bristol c.
Dew, Coal Creek; j. L. Offut, X. and 0. r.
R.; J. C. Hollingswor Jacksboro; S. G.
Baird, Tennessee; MIR. and Mrs. Baher,
New York; VIM. Fulton, Warrensburg
Cora Coin, Cuba Lizzie Carrier, Europe.
MCMILLAN HOUSE.
W. n Lacy, Muddy Greek; j. M. Trent,
H. M. Branson, Luther, Tenn; John
Chandler, Sewer County; S. G. Cate,
Mounts X Roads; J. H. Ridemour, Nave
Hill; J. T. White Maryville; A. II. Bowl
ing, Coal Creek j. l.. Clarke, Rankins; S.
W. Kennedy, Knox County.
HATTIE HOUSE.
0. G. Grayson, Birmingham, Ala; VIM.
White, Cincinnati O.; Geo. W. Baker and
wife, d. B. Friezel, jr., New York; DR..
Edward j. Peck, Atlanta, Ca; Louis S.
Peck, Wolk Greek; FL. P. Doak, Tusculum;
j. w. Borches, Strawberry Plains; ID. j.
O'Connell, Chattanooga; G. A. Greenleaf,
Indianapolis; B. Il. Nash, Durham, N. c.;
c. T. Cargill, Chattanooga; S. G. Than
hauser, Baltimore; VIM. Fulton, Warrens-
burg.
Nayer intarrunt any conversation with A
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

You can be made strong in all your parts
You can strengthen the digestive organs, cure
dyspepsia, and prevent those varying attacks
OF constipation and diarhea. You can
strengthen the urinary system and care all
such symptoms Of weakness as bad dreams,
milky urine. etc. You can strengthen the
tremc feeling of debility. You can strengthen
your mental faculties aud improve your mem
DRY. You can strengthen your muscular sys-
tenn and Increase your power OF endurance
In word, you can be an example of physical
perfection II you desire, by using . scientific
combination Of Yellow Dock, Sarsaparilla,
Juniper, Buchu, Iron. Celery and Calisaya, all
Of which ingredients enter into the compost
tion Of DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and sarsa-
psrilla, aud makes It Natures best assistant
in curing all forms OF organic diseases, enti-
Ting it to be called the Queen OF all health Re-
uewers, and perfect blood purifier.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09
FARM AND FIREsIDH.


Colts are frequently taught the
trick of nipping with their teeth by their
owners injudiciously playing with or
teasing them. Once learned the habit
is cured with difficulty. Treat the
horse very carefully, avoiding all play
ing with it, and whenever it attempts to
bite. whip it across the nose with a
SWITCH ". Y. Herald.
Mice ginger waters are made of one
cup Of sugar. one cup of butter. one
cup Of molasses. half a cup of cold cof-
fee left from breakfast, two even lea
spoonfuls of soda, one tablespoonful of
ginger, and flour. enough to make a
stiff dough; knead it hard and roll very
thin, and bake in a quick oyen.- Chi
cag0 journal
Horses in pasture are often extreme
ly annoyed by flies. If they can stand
when not in use in dark, sweet stables,
by all means turn them into the pasture
only at night. Gnats and mosquitoes
are of little annoyance to horses. but the
larger day-flies and the Bot-tly set them
almost crazy. -Gernantovn Telegraph.
When washing Isle thread gloves
for your husband or son do not use soap;
instead of that put a teaspoonful of am
monia in one quart of water. Hwashed
in this way there is no danger of there
being spots and streaks in the gloves. as
there would almost certainly be if
washed in the usual way.-N Y. Post
:. Peas and oats for fodder: When
cut in blossom and well cured this mixed
crop is worth more than clover hay. Cut
with the reaper if they have not lodged.
Otherwise the best plan is to cut them
with scythe, not as grass is mown, but
by drawing them toward the mower in
punches with the blade Of the scythe.
when the loose punches may be left to
dry until ready to haul to the barn. m
Y. Herald.
Pure and good milk is necessity in
almost every family. 1t may come into
the house in wholesome condition, yet
there is ever the danger that it will be-
come tainted with the sewer-gas from
closets, or even with the dust carried
by drafts through. sleeping or living
rooms. There can be no doubt that
while milk is one of the best and most
psi liable of foods in summer, it must be
carefully guarded from the farm to the
table or it will prove a potent vehicle Of
disease. Y Examiner.
Cakes which are particularly nice
for picnics, as they can be carried in a
basket without much danger of crumb-
ling, are made of one cup Of sugar, half
q cup of butter. two eggs, half a cup of
sweet milk, one teaspoonful of cream of
tartar, half a tablespoonful of soda Cor
two even teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der.) Mix with flour enough to make
the dough as stiff as for sugar cookies.
Roll out, or cut in strips, twist these
strips like old-fashioned doughnuts, bake
till they are light brown. They may
be favored with lemon, or with cinna-
mon. or they may be dipped in cocoanuf
and sugar while hot. m Y. Post.
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A SLEEPER is one who sleeps. A sleeper 10
that in which the sleeper sleeps. A sleeper 10
that on which the sleeper which carries the
sleeper while he sleeps runs. Therefore while
the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper the sleeper
carries the sleeper over the sleeper under the
sleeper until the sleeper which carries the
sleeper jumps of the sleeper and wakes the
sleeper in the sleeper by striking the sleeper
under the sleeper, and there Is no sleeper In
the sleeper on the sleeper.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

1t is safe to say that few people have
ever seen q toad take off his coat and
pantaloons. A man who Processes to
have been an interested eyewitness of
such transaction describes the novel
operation as follows: II observed him
pressing his elbows against his sides and
downward. He appeared so
singular that / watched TO see what he
was up to. After few smart rubs his
skin began TO burst open along his back.
Now. said /. old fellow. you have done
it, but he appeared to be unconccrned
and kept on rubbing until he had worked
all his skin into folds on his sides and
hips; then, grasping one hind leg with
both his hands. he hauled Off one leg Of
his pants the same as anybody would,
then stripped the other hind beg in the
sar1e way. file then took his cast-off
cuticle forward betweenhis forclcgs into
his mouth and swallowed il; then. By
raising and lowering his head. swallow
ingas his head came down, he stripped
OF the skin underneath until it came TO
his fore legs, and then grasping ono of
these with the opposite hand. by consid-
dble pulling stripped off the skin; chang
ing hands. he stripped the other. and by
a slight motion of the head, and all the
while swallowing. he drew it from the
neck and swallowed the whole. The
operation seemed an agreeable one and
Occupied bit q short time
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1t is often claimed that to q very great
extent tillage may be made to take the
place of fertilizers. While this may be
considered an extreme view of the case,
there is no doubt that tillage Is highly
beneficial. 1t would not be well to use
less manure; but if connection with. tho
use of manures more thorough tiliage
were practised, the yield of the hoed
crops would unquestionably be largely
increased.
This subject is now of special interest
The character of the seed to be used was
determined long ago, and the fertilizers
have already been applied. All that re-
mains to be done is to cultivate and har-
vest the crop. If now by tillage con-
siderable increase in the weld can be Sc
cured. it viii add largely to the profit Of
the cultivator.
That tillage does increase the yield OF
crops there can be no question. The
fact has been proved by great number
of practical tests. But for the benefit of
!. our younger readers it may be well to
point out hoU it is possible tor cultiva-
ton to make plants more productive.
Plants are formed from substances OBJ
otained from the air and the soil. The
materials which enter into the structure
of plants are of two kinds, commonly
called organic and inorganic. The or
ganic matter is obtained largely from the
air, though a portion of it is taken from
the land. The inorganic materials are
obtained from the soil. Either of these
classes of material may be applied to the
land and made useful to crops, in the
form of mannres or fertilizers. No ex-
cess in the supply of one class of mate
rails can compensate for deficiency in
the quantity of the other class.
Not only must there be an abundant
quantity Of these materials within reach
of the plants. bat they must be in con-
dition to be readily utilized. They must
be made very fine, so as to be readily
soluble in water, in order that the
moisture from dews and showers may
dissolve them, and thus fit them for the
immediate use of plants.
In average soils, plants are more like
ly to suffer from the want of the inor-
ganic than from deficiency of the or
ganic materials. All soils of anything
like ordinary fertility contain large
quantities of the inorganic elements of
plants-sufficien to supply the wants of
crops for an indefinite period. But these
elements are closely locked 10 the soil.
and only very small quantity becomes
available at any one time. The forces
of nature, by means of the frost and
sunshine and storm are constantly at
work setting these elements free; but on
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The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, win
send DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
to men young or old) wko are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality aud kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
of vitality and manhood Address IS above.
Z NB.-No risk i incurred, - thirty days
trial Is allowed.
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A MINISTER writes: From hard study and
close application to the duties Of protracted
revival, my health suffered severely. took
vacation aud tried to win back health and
strength, but seemed TO be sinking into .
state of general weakness and prostration. A
friend presented me with bottle Of DIR. Guy
sotts Yellow Dock and Sarsapsrilla- Its
effect has been wonderful, and although de-
cline having my name published / will speak
good word for this medicine at every oppor'
tuuitv0
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Who has not seen the fair, fresh young girl
transformed IN few months into the pale,
haggard, dispirited womanl The sparkling
eyes are dimmed, and the ringing laugh heard
10 more. Too often the causes are disorders
of the system which DR.. Pierce's "Favorite
Prescription would remedy in q short time.
Remember, that the 'sFavorite Prescription"
will unfailingly cure all "female weaknesses, -
and restore health and beauty. By all drug
gists. Send three stamps for DR.. Pierce's treat
Use on Diseases Of Women (96 pages). Address
WORLDS MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, NY
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Loslne Joke.

A prominent physician OF Pittsburgh said
jokingiy to a Lady patient who was complain
ing Of her continued III health, and of his i'm
ability to cure her, "try Hop Bittersr' The
She now laughs at the doctor for his joke. but
he is not so well pleased With II, IS it cost
him good patient.-Harrisburg Patriot.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

sx%"Slow and steady wins the race"
Steadily. but not slowly, Kidney Wort is dis
tancing all competition for universal populari-
ty and usefulness. This celebrated remedy
can now be obtained in the usual dry vegeta-
bic form, or in liquid form. 1t lie put up in
the latter way for the especial convenience Of
those who cannot re IDLY prepare IL. 1t will
be found very concentrated and will act with
equal efficiency in either FORM Read adver-
fieemeut.
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deavor to stop the demand for negresses
and Circassians; for, If we succeed. the
supply must. as natural and inevitable
consequence, cease.--Constantinople Cor.
London Nescs.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

Z If you feel dull. drowsy, debilitated, have
frequent headache, mouth tastes bad, poor
appetite, tongue coated, you are suffering from
torpid liver, or "biliousness." Nothing will
Pierce's " Golden Medical Discovery By all
druggists.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

WHAT constitutes q revolution Of th
earthi First comes TIE spring. then tn
summer set and the fall Needless to go win
ter further details
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

CALL me an octagon, said Mrs. Parting
ton; why, the next thing you will call me
centurion. a relic OF antipathy, and send me
to the next imposition.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

II the hypothenuse of triangle IL equal to
the distance between the accession Of King
James !. and the Stamp act, and the small
angles equal to the kngles who landed in
what is the third angles Express the result
In terms Of the specific gravity Of carbonic
dioxide, or any one Of the forms Of Egyptian
hieroglyphic writinge. -Hdrrard LGmpoon-
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dyspeptic or constipated. should address, with
two stamps for pamphlet, WoRLD's DIsPEx-
sARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Buffalo, N. 7.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

LITTLE JOHNNY, Who had been observing
the difficulty with which gorged mosquitoes
dy, remarks TO his little brother 1t the break
fast table: "a II you eat 20 much you WIN die,
Billy, and be an angel but yoQ won't be able
TO ny much. "-Tsxas Siflings.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

A suur has two arms, the same ~ pantar
looms have two legs Yet one b called I pair,
and the other is only one. Isn't IL time that
We let up on astronomy and paid mors attens
ton q the sysEydav nt1ee that vsx " e3esgs
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

i > maiden says she is twenty, yet looks
nifty, add the figures together, divide by two,
and you will aver age.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

WHEN the young man stepped up to the
soda fountain engineer with his country
cousin he said he would take the usual thing,
giving the engineer peculiar wink You can
bet the engineer was daxed when the country
girl said well, that's good 'nough for me;
I'll take the same,n and gave him the same
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

A TALLAHASSEE man has secured an alma
mac dated 1762 He has applied for the posi-
sued every ssh Of february. -1msricas
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TEACHERS wanted for fall and winter va
cancics. Address, with stamp for application
form, Tcachers' Agency, Cincinnati, D.
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Rev. DIR. BoGGs believes in church debts,
because, he says, they increase the interest.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-09-09

In some respects the gentler sex far sur
passes u.s. No man, for instance. can delive
lecture with dozen pins in his mouth.