Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-02-14
Milwaukee as a kissing Resort.
Poly. SUN. - 80


Readers of the daily papers have, M
doubt, read of suit that has beef
brought by Rosa Van Dirlnau against
Adolph 'l'lIiclcs, claiming $4,000 dam.
ages. The claim of the damage Is Tho
result Of n kiss the dcicndrnt Is alleged
to have inflicted on the plaintiff on Win
nebag0 street. against the peace and dig
nifty Of the city of Milwaukee, aud the
State OF WISCONSIN,. Iris said In tie com
plant that "hc then aud there did seize
plaintiff by The shoulders, put hiS arm
around her neck, and did then and there
Kiss her" The plaintiff adds that BY
reason Of said act she was greatly hurt
IN her feelings, and suffered and uudcr-
went great mental pain"
IN order To set Milwaukee right before
the world. and TO AL that is possible TO
prevent n feeling that our people are too
particular about little tliing like kiss,
and make more fuss Than IL necessary,
and undergo pain, and have their feel
ings hurt, We will say That this Is an iSo-
lated case. People who desire 10 come
here from the country to be kissed, or 70
kiss. need have no fears of being sued
for 5000 damages. It. may be well
enough to keep of Winncbngo street,
hut there are other streets where people
are kissed frequently, and this is the
first lawsuit about II that has come up.--
There are plenty OF ladies who do not
have their feelings hurt AMI who do not
suffer mental pain because some one
kisses them. lf every kiss that II cx-
plOded IN Milwaukee caused feelings 10
BE- hurt, there would be the wost lot of
feelings lylngaround loose that ever was.
There are people here thar, Instead OF
suelng for damages over kiss, would
be willing to pay half the expenses.
However, some Judgement Shout BE-
shown by The leIcndent He should not
seize heplSlnliil' hy the shoulder and
put an arm around her neck. lie should
ruRe her right liam ~ his lrft and press
II gently, not squeeze II nv though hc
WAS ~ clothes wringcr, and mnsll MI the
blood out Of the fingers, hut Just press II
little, ~ ~ % feel the lhrOhbhg of the
blood. Then he should look down into
her uypy 90 zee II they are talking to
him. II the eyes seem to bc dancing
the racket, and begin TO rspai kleand
'HIpN WI UNIV tpaThh SUM wv coli'
from telegraph machine, and the squo.
zen baud lctNiates u little, and seems Ia
be glad II Is there, aud acts as though II
wanted to stay all the fall, then yon can
tnke your other baud and gently eiicir-
Gle her waist. Don't seize her by the
shoulders. like the man in the lawsuit
did, and luse her feelings to be hurt,
bnt let the arms act aS u corset. Then
her left arm will steel around by the
buckle on the back Of the vest, and II Is
your turn 10 lonk down aud see where
her mouth IL all this time. There will
he smile there tlnl IA worth 81 900, aud
ron will hate to break 1t mp, but vow
will have Ia. She viii expect H. Then
you have right TO bend over n little.
aud she hus Alright 10 srhroo,h up IT.
~, mud her eyes VIII close as Though
she were going TO sleep, her head falls
on your shirt bosom And the end Of the
world comes, an,l-- 'Ha rtHaA
Well, M We were saying, II II n dis
credit 10 Milwaukee, 10 have amh ease
60 10 the courts. and people will lons
confidence la Milwaukee.