Daily Republican., 1882-10-25
= 81 fjE6Kll%}Iliiiii$;.
Sun rises o.ls.
Christheld B. Best,
sun sets GIL

ChTtstfeld d Best.
For cut flowers 20 to S48 Market st.
Hrder Phila. goods, VarY's cypress.
Elastic sh aulder braces at 90c store.
Smoke M allin's OOnters and be Jolly.
Get your corAA roasted at 4Og King street
&. 8. Humphrey & Bro, one-prce hGtters
Dr. Darmon's office, 1874 Camao st., Phila
Fine IS x. Plain Gold Rings, at L. E
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.
s1ne retouchod cards for 81 at Holland'I
gallery, No. S07 Market street.
Dr. Simns' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Cfpain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Everybody knows that HOLLAND makes the
beat tiR-types 10 the city. No. &7 Market
stress.
For the best cough candy go to the old mo-
laSsss candy man, 12' Market street, second
door below Second ut.
The best thing ever said OF ghosts was
said BY C0lerldRe, when asked by lady II
he believed in them. mo, madam, 1 have
seen toe many to believe in them"
Geo. X. Baugh does the finest wood carv.
ing for buildings and cars, also the finest
moulding3 Of all kinds for photographs and
all SORTS Of pictures. Call and see. No. 607
Shipley st.
]. Cullen Bryant. of the Penna. house
Front and KING streets, offers the largest
best bound, cheapest family bibles ever sold
In Delaware. These bibles may be had on
small monthly payments.
A debtor being asked why he went into
bankruptcy, replied: "WsIi, my liabilities
ware large, my liabilities numerous, and my
probabilities unprOmising; and 80 thought
I'd do as my neigh GborS do"
An American trRV eller In Galway saw q
pig in PEASANTS house, and said: Why do
yOA have this pig N thereP' 'Shure," said
he Of Galway, 1.-THE house has all the con-
VayRGnceS that raysonAble piS requoires.'
sam. you are not honest Why do you
put all she GOot psachoS on the top Of the
measure and the little ones bslow 2" Same
reAE0n, sab, dat makes dc frost OBJ your house
all m Arblo and de back gate chiefly slop
barl, sab"
An English bishop querulously remarked
lord" said the good fellow, "you are going
to better place" John, replied the pre-
late with an air OF conviction, there's no
place like Old England p'
"3ir, my ancestors came over In tho May
flower" was the rather naughty remark Of
one Boston gentleman to another, during
rather heated conversation recently. That
was natural enough, was the quick response,
there were no extradition laws In those
daYs."
1t Is said Of q distinguished member Of the
bar, who secured the acquit al of client for
stealing q COW, at the beginning Of his prac.
tce, whom told that his kindness could nov
pr bs repaid, as the defendant was very poor,
replied, "Oh, I'll let him Sf e&sy-lll take
the cow"
People who are not so very particular ab0ut
the color o. their bread my 800 per barrel
dour is sure to please. Tbs bread Is sWeeter
and richer than -four costing very much
more. l have grades of -four at all prices
The cash will get you bargain, w. d. Pick-
els, 4O7 King st.
It's too provoking. After all the thousands
1t has oCst the government and the great
amount Of costs and time and one thing and
lnother, thiS Star houte prosecution hasn't
yet settled the question whether we should
.ay "star rout" or "Etlr root" II begins to
look as though VS. never would kno".'
It Is said you can tell when 1t is going to
De hard wiBter by the thickness of the
husks on the corn Editors arrive ut similar
BY the amount OF poetry that
q owe into the office at this season OF the year
From indications at the present moment we
pl dict that oVsIc0ats and Grstics will be
4 Aeeded before January first.
you don't care very Ech about music.
Why do you wish so very much TO have me
compose on entirely new air tor you to Whis.
tle? ?1 asked musician Of his friend. And
The latter replied: By eve, want some
hing to whistle which that contounded Jay
IN the next room to mine don't know, and,
can't join in on and spoil all my
'uh."
II is now the correct thing at tony we'd
lings to hire $40, 0C0 wOrta OF boads to exhibit
Is the Aft Of the BRIDES father; and for 3
mall sum, with acceptable security, room
ull Of handsome gold and silver presents
,aD be rented. Pretty soon man OF 1Ver-
.Ie wealth can give his daughter 100000
VeddinK at cost Of $50 The world moves
ltEplt0 Brother Jasper's assertions to the
A teache or in q suburban school was giving
Ter clsss an osjoot Lesson few days ago and
lreW a cat on the blackboard for its inspec-
ion. She then asked what there was on the
ut, and the unanilrOus repy was chair"
what else7" she queried. There was long
,ause Of consideration, but finally the hand
II a bright eyed II tie 5 year old shot up and |
Llmost simultaneously came her triumphant |
LnsweI: "Fleas"
An art G. ass OF young " men at FAT bault |
Ntnn., inducad d young man to let them ex'
,er, ment on him for plaster cast. After |
hey had covered his face the qutils slipped |
rom mis- nostrils. and he was so nearly sudo' !
ated that physician with din 1uity reViV'
nj him. They forgot to oil the skin, too, anu |
he pias'ers ucK fast, damaging him to an
xt6I,. that neoessltated his stay fer q week |
n hospital. He'd give all he ever expects |
O possess II those women were only men.
The worst cases of Dyspepsia can be
,ured by using Clarke's Vegetable
as thousands can testify