Daily Republican., 1882-01-21
BREVIrIEs,


Fortune does not change men 1t unmash
them.
We are never 80 happy or unhappy as w
fancy.
Try Bradford's Ready Mixed Cottag 9
Oolors.
The cheapest root paint, at Bradford's
Paint Store.
Parker, cupping and leeching, los e. Sec
Grief counts the seconds; happiness for
gets the hours.
Jealousy is the homage that infriort,
James & Webb arc closing out their diaries
for 1882 at cost.
Women are too Imaginative and sensitive
to have much logic.
Indiana girls often jump the match wheE
brought to the altar.
The error of moment become the sorrow
OF whole life.
Clean end polish your furniture with brad
fOrd's Furniture Polish.
Paint your h01ses with pure Kent Lead
ground by James Bradford.
Fine ls X. P ain Gold Rings, At Z. i
Hanfs, Is East Fourth street.
A once, ed man says he always looks at a
Get yourselfa file, rule and cigar with a
chunk OF tobacco at Mullins.
Use the Crown A xle Grease, the best in tn
narket,at James Brad ford's.
Nothing is denied well directed labor, and
nothing is to be attained ithout it.
The boy who was kept after school for bad
orthcgrsphy, sa'd he was spell-bound.
Get your photographs at Hollands gallery
No. Third street. two doors East Of Market
Some men never 20 to church for fear their
shoes may squeaK as they walk down the
asles.
tine card photographs for 81, at Holland 9
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
The largest and best assortment Of picture
Shipley street.
There is no handler memorandum book
than a diary. You can get nice one at james
Il Webb's at cost.
New York, Philadelphia and Wilmington
sunday papers on hand by so'clock, a. IN , nj
Dufy's news stand, 305 Madison street.
Ifyeu want first class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
A Denver paper records the fact that a
dozen egg are worth more In that market
than the hen which laid them.
New York, Philadel phia and Wilmington
sunday papers on hand by o'clock n. NJ, at
Iuhy's news stand, 305 Madison street.
The Family Favorite Flour, wholesale and
retail, at X mble's, Front and Madison sts.,
and also the best spring wheat -four.
An oath is vain formally, which binds no
sc)undrel and strengthens not tho statement
Of an honest man.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 70
to l.. +. Adair's 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
New York. Philadelphia and Wilmin gton
sunday papers on hand by s o clock, a. To-, at
Duify's news sand, 305 M adison stree.
When you have Il secret to communicate ia
a pair of twins he sure you get them togeth
or. for you will find 1t difficult Vo tell them
apart.
The Boston Post has n poor opinion of q
man who wastes his time churking baby
under the chin when he can tiirt with his
mother.
Keifer says he was dumbfound ed when
made Speaker. So were the rest OF us. lie
can't get ahead Of the rest OF the country OIL
that.
The reason that baggs geman recently
hurled himself from tUurth-story window
was that he was insane, and thought &c was
| IL trunk.
A Young man at Zenia, Ohio, offered to let
horse kick him Tor fifty cents, but wha'
good can r halfdollar do young man IN d
cheap coffin?
| A western debating society is nerving itsel
up to wre-ts with the question Nv men
woman and mouse meet, which Is the mos'
| frightened :"
| A Baltimore doctor says that women Wht
wear high hecled boots destroy TIE shape OF
| h., 1h.nu ~. Cnn
calves are not.
The road to success is not to he run upon D!
| seven -leagued boots Step by step, little py
little, bit by bit-that Is the way to wealth,
wisdom and glory.
The Syracuse STANDARD smiles at those peo
pie who wonder if Maggie Mitchell is over u
years old. But she the incest little woman
on the stage for all that.
| A Dublin news paper contains the follow
ling 81 hereby warn all persons from trust
| ing my wife Ellen Flanagan. on my account
as am not married to her.
IT you want good hat at low price, call
ut Ross, ll6 Market street. he has larg'
assortment Of White shirts, Neckties, Sus
penders, Hosiery and Notions.
They now have dolls which will shut thei
ewes when night comes. Get doll whlcf
Keeps her eyes open and watches for burglar
it, you want good thing.
"Man proposes, but God disposes,' mig h
have done well enough in Adams time, bu
since the introduction of the mother -ln-law
mans occupation is gone.
Not too funny "Dwo vas schoost enough
budt dree vas too blendty,' remarked Hans
when his best girl aked HIM to take he
mother along with them to II dance.
The cheapest store in this city is Smith
Brothers, III West Second street. The!
l 4 1 tl hn,rn Nynt .l
| their picture frames, &C., this week.
A Biooklyn man has just found his siste
| from whom he has been separa ed n1ty years
| she was the cook In his board house, aht
he recognized her style OF hash.
Votaire had his cynical dab at doctor
when ne spoke of physician as " a man wh
pours drugs, of which he knows little, int
bod les of which he knows less
"Ihe truth always pay in the end" is al
old saying, and that is the reason probabl
Why there is so little Of it told at The beL In
ming OF any business transacti,n.
Reecher has no faith in any temperate
lecturer who has not been drunk and role,
in the gutter when man knows nov
feels he can give Othe a fair Illustration.
A little heat that can't he beat, tho windo'
open wide; a little breeze, a little snce2e, AM
YOU re the doctors pride. Seventeen collar
and tw. nty-tive cents for ten visits.
Persons wanting mince meat, apple buttel
preserves Of all kinds good, pure tub buttel
buck wheat &C., can be accommodated at II
H. Moore's stalls, II and "a and street market
Old Grimes is dead-that good old man,
Veneer shall see him more;
, He used to wear long tailed coat
All buttoned down betOre.'
Why mourn for Grimes?-his daughters live
On Fashions streets we lind EN-,
And still they wear "Old Grimes coat
All buttoned down behind 'em.
, DISMISS THE CASE.
The Thomas Oat upon the fence,
sat ycllin' Just like thunder
A brick hit him between the eyes,
And caused him to knock under.
No more he'll hear Us curse and swear,
And brick bats ut him hrG