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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-06-28

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the action " tue coHnty democracy,
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County surveyor OF McLennan county, Texas,
subject N the action OF the county democracy
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As candidate tor recollection u tho OiCC ~ Jus
lice ~ the I"aco In precinct No. /, subject To
the action OF thr democracy.
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from Mcl.ennan county, in the e,ghtseuA leg
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suhjrct ~ the action Of III" county democracy
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
How to be Beautiful.

AS we were about to start, / saw the
captain move to an elevated position
above the wheel and it was interesting
to see how quickly and completely the
inward thought or purpose alters the
outward man. He gave a quick glance
to every part of the ship. He cast his
eye on the multitude coming on board
the ship, among whom was the Ameri-
cal, ambassador to England, who, if the
captain may he said to embody the ship,
may be said with equal truth to embody
In his official person nations rights
and honor. He saw the husbands and
wives. the mothers and children, intrust-
ed to his care and his slender form, as
he gave the order for our departure,
seemed at once to grow more erect and
firm the muscles of his face swelled !;
his dark eyes glowed with a new fire !;
and his whole person expanded and
beautified itself by the power of inward
emotion. have often noticed this in
teresting phenomenon and have come
to the conclusion, if man, or woman
either, wishes to realize the power of
personal beauty, it must be by cherish
ing noble hopes and purposes-by hav-
ing something to do and to live for,
which is worthy of humanity-and
which, by expanding the capacities of
the soul, gives expansion and symmetry
to the body which contains it.-Profes-
sor UphaD,.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
Words OF Wisdom.

Responsibility educates.
Prosperity makes few resi- friends.
Devotion is the last love of woman.
Gold is the sovereign of sovereigns.
Death is panacea for all evils.
The breaking of a heart leaves no
scar.
Fortune does not change men, it un-
masks them.
We are never so happy or unhappy as
we fancy.
Jealousy is the homage that inferiority
pays to merit.
Grief counts the seconds. Happiness
forgets the hours.
Better man with paradoxes than a
man with preiudices.
Women are too imaginative and sensi-
tive to have much logic.
Revenge at first, though sweet, bitter
ere long back on itself recoils.
OF all the riches that we hug, of all
the pleasures we enjoy, we can carry no
more out of this world than out of q
dream.
The road to success is not to be run
upon by -leagued boots. Step by
step by step, little by little, bit by bit
that is the way to wealth, wisdom and
glory.
We are not only pleased but turned
by feather. The history of man is
calendar of straws. If the nose of
Cleopatra had been shorter, says Pascal,
in his brilliant way, Antony might have
kept the world.
We are never without pilot. When
we know not how to steer, and dare not
hoist a SAIL we can drift. The current
knows the way, though we do not. The
ship of Heaven guides itself, and will
not accept wooden rudder.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
On a Racing Steamer.

Sir Charles I4yell visited this country
when about twenty-five, and after his
return home he used to say that he re-
ceived the following advice from friend.
"When you are racing with an opposi-
ton boat, or chasing her, and the other
passengers are cheering the captain, who
is sitting on the safety-valve to keep it
down with his weight, go as far as you
can from the engine, and lose no time,
especially if you hear the captain ex.
claim, Fire up, boys-put on the resin!
"Should a servant call out, Those
gentlemen who have not paid their pas
sage will please to go to the ladies' cabinl'
obey the summons without a moments
delay, for then an explosion may be APP
pretended.
"Why to the ladies' cabin?" said l.
Because it is the safe end of the boat,
and they are getting anxious for the
personal security of those who have not
yet paid their dollars, being of course
Indifferent about the rest. Therefore
never pay in advance; for should you fall
overheard duiing a race. and the watch
cries out TO the captain, "A passenger
overheard, he will ask, Has he paid his
passage?' and if he receives an answer
in the affirmative he will call out,
Go ahead!
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
Vigorous Noblemen and Statesmen.

An American newspaper, speaking
the marriage Of the Duke OF Westmin-
ster, 81 years OF age, to Miss Cavendish,
who had only attained her 25th year, al
ludes TO the bride as being sacrificed
to senility." To talk of senility in the
case of a healthy man of 81 is preposter-
Gus. The Duke has only succeeded his
father thirteen wears. There have been
heirs-the son of the great Burleigh was
one-who have not come to the title till
past the Dukes age. Marlborough was
Is when he won Blenheim. Madison SO
when he became President of the United
States. and Lincoln within two years of
IL when he died. Does any one asso-
ciate senility with such men at that age?
Mr.. Gladstone, now Prime Minister Mt
73. did not hold that office until he was
20 while Lord Beaconsfeld first held it
when Ga. President Grevy is 80. The
elder sister of the new Duchess of West
minister is, curiously enough. married to
a nobleman-the Earl of Leicester
some twenty-five years her senior. who
is n remarkable example of a child of n
very happy marriage where there was a
great disparity of years. Although him
self only 60, his father, the famous ag-
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
Into the Silent Land!
The House OF ROmanOff.

The Romanoffs rather pride themselves
on the antiquity of their family-tree,
claiming that it is known TO have been
planted by Lithuanian prince Ill the
fourth century. 1t is certain, however,
that the family did not make their APP
pearance in Russia antil the fourteenth
century. In the year 134l, Andrew
Kobyla emigrated from Prussia to Mos
COW, and entered the service of the
Grand Duke Simeon the Fierce. The
descendants of Kobyla held high posi-
tions, and the fifth in direct descent
from him was Roman Jurievitch. who
died in 1913, leaving son, Nikita
Romanovitch Jurief, who by his mar
riage with the Princess of Susdal Ca
direct descendant from a brother OF st.
Alexander Nevskoi), who was allied to
the royal race of Rurik; and daughter
who became Czarina by her marriage
with Ivan the Terrible. Nikita was one
of the regency during the minority of
Feodor L. and his eldest son, Feodor,
under the name of Philarete, was
elevated to the rank of Archimandrite
and Metropolitan during the reign OF
the false Dimitri. The Romanoffs sup
ported the party that rendered the Rus
sian crown to the Polish prince, and
Philarete had gone with that view to
Poland, when the opposition became so
violent as to change entirely the state OF
affairs, and the Poles imprisoned
Philarete. The national party then pro-
ceeded to the election of O native sover-
eign, who should be as closely allied as
possible by blood to the race of Rurik,
and after much hesitation and MANY re-
jections, they selected Michael Feodoro-
witch Romanoff, the son of Philarete,
and the representative, through his
grandmother, of the royal house of
Rurik. The following is a list of the
Czars and Emperors of Russia from that
time to the present. Car Peter l. was
the first ruler who adopted, in the year
1721, the title of Emperor:
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

London Times.1

A Paris paper tells this story, which
is probably true of more doctors than
one, ana should be warning.
At the theatre of the Varieties there is
an actress, one of the best in Paris, who
has the misfortune to be exceedingly,
deplorably thin-we might almost say,
skinny. A few months ago she heard OF
doctor who, it was said, had succeeded
IN manufacturing a mineral water which
had the power of making people grow
tat. She went to him instanter.
Doctor, what must do to get fat?''
she said.
Take my waters.
And shall get fat?"
Immediately"
The thin actress plunged into the doc
tors baths, and drank the waters early
and late. Three months passed away;
but she grew no fattcr. At last, she
called the doctor, and said:
Doctor, / don't grow fat.
Wait little while" replied the doc
tor.
"Will it be long?"
Fifteen days at the farthest. You
see that big fat woman walking In the
Soiucus w Hcu BIC ITSb Cfiiuo hSio ShC
was perhaps thinner than you"
What! l may hope"
Fifteen days at the farthest," said
the doctor.
Two more months passed; the actress
grew thinner and thinner. One day, as
she was taking her warm mineral bath,
she heard dispute going on IN the
bathing-room next to her own.
Decidedly, DOCTOR" said the big fat
woman above introduced; decidedly,
doctor, don't get bit thinner.
Have patience, madame" said the
doctor; ''you see that very thin Lady who
sometimes walks in the garden?"
YES"
"Well, she is an actress from the
Varieties, whose excessive fat forced her
TO absent herself from the stage; she
came to me-you see the result. Before
fifteen days 1 promise you shall be thin
ner than she is"
At these words the thin actress rose
from her warm bath, dressed herself,
and with a heart divided by grief and
Indignation, silently left the house, hop
ing, however, to keep her misfortunes a
secret; but in Paris secret is an i'm
possibility, and somehow or other the
story got out.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

These great organs OF life, as is known to
every one, are most intimately related to each
other, and where one is caused to suffer, the
other two, on account Of their sympathetie con-
nection, are unavoidably made to feel the evil
effects. Therefore, when distressed with symp-
toms Of disease incidental to either organ a
three is Natures best assistant in restoring
health. Such virtues are beneficial as are con-
tanned in Yellow Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper,
Iron, Buchu, Celery md Calisaya. All these
ingredients are scientifically combined In that
great health renewer. DIR. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsapara.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

(Chicsgo Tribune.l

One OF the great female writer's on
dress reform, in trying to illustrate how
terrible the female dress is, says:
"Take man and pin three or four
table-cloths about him, fastened back
with elastic and looped up with ribbons,
draw all his hair to the middle of his
head and tie it tight, and hairpin on five
pounds of other hair and a big bow of
ribbon. Keep the front locks on pins all
night, and let them tickle his eyes all
day, pinch his waist into a corset, and
give him gloves size to small and shoes
the same, and hat that will not stay On
without torturing elastic, and a little lace
veil to blind his eyes whenever he goes
out to walk, and he will know what q
woman's dress is.
Nov, ysu think you've done it, don't
you, sis? Why, bless you, that toggery
would be heaven compared to what a
man has to contend with Take n woman
and put pair OF four- shilling mems draw
ers on her, that are SO tight that whep
they get damp from perspiratiOn they
stick 80 you can't cross yonr legs with
out an abrasion of the skin, the buckle
in the back turning somersault and
bIto lOlHto ihtO yOui
meningitis; put on an under-shirt that
draws across the breast so you feel as
though you must cut hole or two in it.
and which is so short that it works up
under your arms and allows the starch
upper shirt to sandpaper around and file
off the skin until you wish it was night,
the tail of which will not stay tucked
more than half block, though you tuck,
and tuck, and tuck; then you fasten q col
lar, made of sheet zinc, two sizes too
small for you, around your neck; put on
vest, and coat, and liver pad, and lung
pad, and porous plaster, and chamois
shirt between the two others; then put
a bunch of keys and buttonhook and a
jack knife and pistol and pocketbook
and plug of tobacco in your pockets,
so they will chafe your person, and then
go aud drink few whisky cocktails and
walk around in the sun with tight boots
on, and you will know what q mans dress
is.
"Come to figure it up, it is about an
even thing, sis, isn't it?"
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

william .. .Coughn. of Someryie Mass says; In the
fall of 1876 was taken with bleeding the lungs fol-
lowed by severe cough. lost my appetite and flesh
and was confined 20 my bed. In 1877 admitted TO
the hospital The doctors said had hole In my lung as
big as half dollar. At time a report went around
that was dead gave up hope, but friend told me of
DR.. WILLIAM HALLS BAIsAM FOR THE LUNGS. got
bottle. wncn. TO surprise. commenced 10 feel bet.
ter and to-day feel better than for yenrs past
write this hoping every n cted with diseased lung.
will take DR. WILLIAM HALLS BALsAM and be con.
viuced that CONSUMPTION CURED. can posi-.
lively Il h,s done good than all the other mei
cines have taken since my sickness
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
The Ancient Cinder.

The moon, according to the astron-
emers, is undergoing a great internal
convulsion, and threatens to turn around
and show.us anew face. We only hope she
won't burst, for we should probably
have to "stand from under" Suppose
she should fly into half dozen satellites
and give us perpetual moonlight Dos
ton Herald.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

riculturist known as "Coke Of Norfolk, I"
was AZ when Washington died. When
he was 70 he married young lady that
in infancy he had danced upon his knee,
and whom he used then to call his little
wife. II was very happy marriage,
and "shook the next heir in his easy
chair, and made him cry God bless her, p"
since it resulted in four sons and one
daughter. Louis Leicester survived this
marriage twenty years, and died at 9O.-
4,,lcric0n ScOtfish .JOnra0L
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
A CHaperone.

Those Oakland girls are getting to be
too innocent for anything.
"Where have you been all dayY
thundered a stern parent TO his dangh-
ter, as she slid into the house one night
after dinner. "What do you mean by
such conauct?"
"why, pa, I've only been fishing with
George"
"What! Alone2"
'Oh, deari no, sir. George took his
dog Ranger along Of a chaperone."
Papa drops dead in an apopletic ft.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

A sINGULARLY- INTERESTING case was
lately referred to in the Brooklyn Eagle.
1t was told by Mr.. w. A. Davenport, con-
nected with the house of Messrs. Butler
Pitken e. Co., 476 Broadway, New York,
and concerned the marvellous cure of tIr.
Ezra d. Clarkson, near Newark, n. j., of a
terrible case of rheumatism, which other
remedies had failed even TO alleviate. He
was on his way to a hospital when Mr. Dav-
export met him and induced him to try st.
Jacobs Oil, with the result named.-Clere-
land lOhiO) Practical Farmer.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

MRs. SARAH J. VAN ByREN, whose portrait
appears in another column of this paper IL pre-
FOR years for curing those distressing complaints
common to womankind. 1t can be Fought Of
Druggists or by addressing Mrs. Van Buren, at
1872 Franklin st., Buffalo, N. Y, who answers
letters free
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

The line OF reasoning adopted by children in
arriving at results is often puzzling to older
heads. Here is an instance in point A Sunday
school teacher had labored earnestly with her
class of little children, endeavoring to make
them understand the moaning OF inheritance
that if they we're good Christians they would
inherit the kingdom OF heaven. After being
thoroughly satisfied that the lesson was under
stood, the teacher asked one OF the little girls
. Now, what do you inherit when you die 2"
Child-"A coffin"
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

LAWRENCE J. AVERY, of Liberty, Ind, writes
at was my misfortune 10 become afflicted
several years ago. with severe attack OF rheu-
matism in connection with dyspepsia and symp-
toms of lung and kidney disease. IL seemed no
medicine would reach my case, for l had tried
this and that My wife was using DIR. Guysott' q
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, and persuaded me
TO try 1t. / did so, and used spirits OF turpen-
tine at the same time ~ . hniment II has
effected . complete cure"
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

The Newark IN. j. Sunday can SAYS
One of our Cincinnati exchanges cites the.
case of Mr.. Hnldeman, of the Louisville
Courier journal, who was cured of rheuma-
tism by st. Jacobs OIL His wife was cured
of neuralgia by the same article, and every
member of his family of some pain or ache
by the Great German Remedy.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

If you experience bad taste in mouth, sal
lowness or yellow color of skin. feel stupid and
drowsy, appetite unsteady, frequent headache
or dizziness, you are "bilious," and nothing
will arouse your liver to action and strengthen
up your system equal to DR.. Pierces "Golden
Medical Discovery" BY druggists.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
On Thirty DAYS, Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall Mich, will
send their Eectro-Voltaic Belts and other Elec-
trio Appliances on trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration of vigor and manhood
Address as above without delay.
N. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial il allowed.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDER prevents
disease, purltes the blood, improves the appe-
tte, gives q smooth and glossy coat of hair and
keeps the animal in good condition. 1t cures
Distemper, Coughs, Colds, Fevers and most Of
the diseases to which Horses, Cattle, Sheep
Hogs and Poultry are subject and should be
used by every one owning or having the care Of
stock Sold by all Druggists.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
NOshing Could he Stronger.
l.400 PAPIN STREE
ST I.nIrIs- Mo Ian %.

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, Jan. 20, 1881.
Fl. II. WARNER d Co.: STs-I have been
troubled with kidney disease since my child
hood 1t would be impossible for me to de-
Kidney and Liver Cure has done me more good
than the combined skill of all the physicians |
have ever tried during my entire life.
CAROLINE 4. FLEMING
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
Getting Rid OF Them.

"Do yon really write out in the woods,
Mr.. Dactyl?" Indeed 1 do, miss. I"
"And what do you do when one of those
horrid ten-footed bugs drops on your
face and begins to tickle?" "Oh 1 just
wait until he gets through tickling, and
then j shout Bug onp and at once
there a bug of.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

He lived at Cincinnati, and he sent servant
with two floral tributes, one to be laid on
grave, the other at the feet OF ballet dancer
But the messenger mixed these tributes up 30
that the slgnora was startled by the descent OF
a coronalti violet and black, tenderly inscribed,
" Rest in peace from Thy troubles And may
the earth press lightly on thee !" Later devel-
opments are awaited with anxiety.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
EyrRr Honn should contain Eilert's E1tr

EvKRY HoME should contain Eilerts Extract
of Tar and Wild Cherry. This Celebrated remedy
will surely cure Colds, Coughs, Group, Catarrh,
Consumption and all Bronchial complaints.
Common Colds neglected, are the cause of one
halt the deaths. Don't wait for sickness to come
but this day take home bottle Of Eilert's Ex-
tract Of Tar and Wild Cherry, for it may save
the life of loved one, when dolay would DO
death Sold by all Druggists.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

PURE ooD-LIvER OIL, from selected livers, on
the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard Il Co., N. Y.
Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have
once taken 1t prefer 1t to all others. Physicians
declare 1t superior TO all other ola.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

"GREEN, let me Introduce you to my friend
Brown Greeh-" How are you, Brown ?"
Brown" It's my color, and L can't help it !!
Howare you, Green Z" Green didn't like the
joke, evidently, for he changed color.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

WHEN Secretary Folgor "calls for $780,
100000, he must hold pretty flush hand. "
(The foregoing reached this office on a postal
card, and it is all Greek to us. II is probably
a quotation from work on finance. Morris
torn Herald
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

"How DID you like my discourse last Sun
day?' asked the parson. "To tell the truth, "
replied Fogg, ~ was not altogether pleased
with your premises; but / was delighted be-
yond measure at your conclusion" The parson
would give something to know Just what Fogg
meant.-BOston Transcript
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

HENRY VIII. bade defiance TO both
extreme religious parties, burning, as
heritics those who avowed the tenets of
the Reformers and hanging M traitors
those who owned the suthority of the
Pope.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

POWDER explosion A literary man, who had
recently published book, was observed to be
very downcast. "What is the matter 2" said
friend; "you look all broken up" "No won
DER" was the answer; "Tve just been blown
up by q magazine"
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

STUDENT "How is it, Doctor. that always
take cold in my head?" Doctor: "It Id a
well-known principle sir, that a cold is most
likely to settle in the weakest part"
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
:. ENJOY YOUR LIFEv

il good philosophy, but to do so you must have
health. II bilious and constipated, or blood is
eut Of order, use DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pursa-
tive Pellets, which are mild yet certain III their
operation. OF all druggists
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

The Howe Scale took first premium at Phila-
adelphia, Paris, Sydney, and other exhibitions.
Borden, Selleck q Co, Agents. Chicago, Ill
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

Age is opportunity no less
Than youth itself, though In another dress,
And as the evening twilight fades away
The sky is filled with stars invisible by day.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
A BONANZA MIME

OF health il TO be found in DR.. II. V. Percet
"Favorite Prescription, to the merits OF which
as q remedy for female weakness and kindred
affections thousands testify.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

A LITTLE boy came to his mother and said /:
al should think that if was made of dust
would get muddy inside when drink"
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

THIS is the way to arrange that Hndoo para
graph When Hindoo swears he takes hold
OF the tail OF cow. In this country, when q
man takes hold of the tail OF COW he swears.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19
Cntarrh Of the Bladder.

Singing irritation, inflammation, and all
Kidney and Urinary Complaints cured by " "Bu-
chupalba." 81. Druggists. Send for PAM
phlet to L. s. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

Not in the clamor of the crowded streets,
Not in the shouts and plaudits Of the throng,
But In ourselves, are triumph and defeat
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

"wHEBE are you going in such hurry 2'
"Only back into the house to change my
pocket-book. "Change it?' "Yes, had no
idea the day was 30 hot f; started out with my
sealskin pocket-book.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

LYDIA f. PINKHAMs Vegetable Compound
aims at the cause and produces lasting results
in all female complaints.
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

Lay thy soft hand upon my brow and cheek,
o Peaceful Sleepl until from pain released
| breathe again uninterrupted breath
All, with what subtle meaning did the Greek
Call thee the lesser mystery at the fehst
Whereof the greater mystery is Deathi
The true northerner., 1882-05-19

The air il full of farewells 10 the dying,
And mournings for the dead.