The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-12-05
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.


A fashionable paper says the new
est wraps for ladies are padded on
the shouleens. ANY where eise3
The President Is preparing his an
nual message. Bring 1t on, we are
young but tough andcan stand most
anything.
Mr.. Arhuris going TO take fear
fnl revenge upon the country for
going Democratic. fffs message is
+aid to he seven columns long.
"Wanied-l00O0 names" Is the
heading OF paragraph IN an OK
change. We know some old maids
who would lie satisfied with one new
one.
II Is rumored that Fahrenheit
Young will shortly be married TO
Mrs. Lydia Pinkham the patcnt.med.
icine woman, though his rrienss here
tliscrcdit the report.
The Interior-Journal and Union
Local have more articles about kiss
ing than any papers in the State. II
makes bashful young man like oui'.
self blush to read them.
Mrs. Eta sample, an lS-years-old
wife, Of Lonisville, after FIVE days Of
welded life, oloped from her hus
band, an old man Co years old. Sh,
Edidn't like the Sample.
| Gilbert and Sullivan's latest opers
"Iola,the," Is said to be their bes
one. II 10 better than "Pinafors,
and ofhers in one respect at least, tn,
name battles punsiers and rhymers.
John Clarke challenged Henri,
Coleman 10 fight duel, al Licking
ton, KY, because the later stepped
on his toe. lie needn't have raised I
fuss about it. This is the time OF III,
year for grinding corn.
Nearly all our great men commenr,
life by teaching school, Elizabeth
town News.
Accept our thanks for your unex
pected compliment, but how did yol
know we started that way? =.
General Hazcn, OF tile Weather
Bureau. says we are to haye milo
winter -Commonwealth.
Who cares what IIazcn says, wha'
does Fahrenheit Young cay about |,
The comet Ia still visible and will
be until Japusry whcu II will rise
about NidnishG II will be fashion.
able for the buys who go TO see their
sweeihearts TO sit up to watch for
the comet" in . few weeks.
The Hartford Herald has found an
older piece OF calico than the one we
mentioned last week. We know Of .
piece not so old but more valuable
than either of those mentioned. II
has girl in it worth untold thous.
ands.
Last week little ten years-old boy
in Iowa hung himself on account OF
unrequited love for neighbor's little
girl. Poor little fooll 1.-The had lived
long enough he wonld have realized
that there is such thing as "the first
mistaken impulse of an undisciplined
heart"
i An indianapolis man has invented
process by which he can manufsc
ure eggs by machinery. Only re-
Gently patent was taken out for OIL
incubator and now that artificial egg
are to be made II begins to look lik,
Z the hens were 10 DO driven out O
n business.
:, A man who promised not to us
y tobacco and a woman who put ava
. bottle Of wine 26 years ago to AVA
> the election ofa Democratic Cover
= nor Of Pennsylvania, have bee
= found. The man has resumed the US
OF the weed, and the wine was r.
e Gently drunk with great merrimen
D Now let some Of the talented liars
!" that State promise to tell the trul
ID III a Democratic President is elcctt
r aud the country win DO grateful #
. two years.
~ A young man named G.. Stol
% Phillips and Miss Moss, q finee
% years-old girl, both Of IIenders,
county, wore the parties in roma