The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-21
BABYs GOT THE MUMPs
Fun in a Fifth Street, Family,
tsacramon,o Record Union J

lady rushing into the old established
and tavoraely known drug emporium
OF H. c. Kirk & CO. The girls man.
ner indicated heyoGd doubt that she
was in terrible excited state of mind, |
Her s'baugs" and "frizZes" tad evi |
dently been neglected that day her
keen dark eyes were full of fire, aud |
in her left hand she clutcned red |
morocco purse. AteHce the thought
dashed across the mind of the pencil |
shower that here might be chance |
fur an iteEl-a sensation mavhe. He |
quickly followed tho lady into the
store, where she was Observed to rush |
up to oae of He clerks and exclaim i
EBaby's got the mumps; quick, quick,
give me q bottle OF that Great Ger
man Remedy" Her request being
promptly complied with. she hastily
handed the drug clerk fifty cents and
& rted. aMy sensation Is spotted, "
thought The man of news" but rs Il
may some day have baby with the |
mumps, I'll try to gain i little infor-
pation which in future years may pos.
sibly enhance my domestic felicity.
He accordingly approached Tho gen.
ial managing partner of the s3use
named Mr.. Joseph Hahn-a tth the
question, ''EThat DO you know about
bahy's with the mumps and this so
eahed Great German Remedy - NY
esteemed friend o. ~ .,-ess,r ohserv.
ed the jolly ,FNS know that
muElpS, rhet lt,-.- .ad all similar
painful troa' give way to the mag.
ical iuilue' ) OF the remedy in ques-
tien St ,cob's on, just rs buttef
nelts he sun. - they say way
dowT Memphis, Joe came from
the eighteen years agol, sit Just
Ps the deck as a pain killer Ne
Gle IL cur house has ever enjoyed
large = sale as St. jacobs Oil, AID
hone seems 10 give such great salts
faction. We can scarcely keep
stock on hand, This morning tele-
graphed 10 Baltimore for twenty FIVE
grSss. We have ever thirty orders
tl-day for the article from the couu-
try al around. To Jackson, Amador
Ciiy, Grass Valley, Rocklin and Lin
coin We shipped no less thsn thirteen
dozen bottles yesterday. From every
where We hear of its wonderful cura.
tive properties, and the oil is going
jus. rs fast Is that immense assJrt-
lnsnt of holiday speciallties you see
yonder. Why only last Saturday an
old lady handed ME this clipping from
the San Francisco Chroaicle. with the
remark that the oil was beyond ali
doubt the greatest discovery OF the
times It had cured her OF severe
rheamatism. For the beaefi. Of these
who may be afflicted with this painful
complaint, the item in question Is
herewith produced. As stated above.
Il IS taken from the columns Of the
San Francisco Chronicle.
4 gentleman connected with the
Saa Francisco press, who has more
toan USUAL desire TO inform himseifl
on current events, and TO become &C.
quainted with every fact OF import
anee, has had considerable expert
ence OF late in ascertaining the real
standing Of certain article which i
being prominently placed before our
people by means of the press and 9th
erwise. lie has made diiigent irauiry
Neither rich nor poor has escaped his
researches, and he is compelled. even
az aiass his inclination, ID acknowl.
edge the popularity OF the article in
question, and that the demand. al
present great, is growing steadily. In
the course OF his raInbles he Lr0pped
ia at the Selby Smeliiag and Lead
Works at North Beach, where be
had chat with Mr Layne, the Sup.
cFintendent. TIE gentleman remark
cd 81 recently had occasion to pive
81. Jacobs Oil a thorough trial. had
bruised myself badly il the chest. and
the Great German Remedy was ap-
Pile TIA the most happy results, y
s1id Ar. Iayne, "and further,nore 7
have cured my horse of sprained
ankle by the use OF the same Gil.
The reporter made mentaI msnnnran
da OF the case, and when n saw "
L WepZeil, the pharmaceu:.cal .tam
iss. corner of darket and Gterat.n
streets, he also asked him his oDtpior
-'If the Great German Remedy. ooh. ),
said Mr. IFenzeil, HIhe so1ner and
more thoroughly tue pnblle know all
abeut tais ST. Jacab's Uii the batter
uilnk they are learning il merit
rapidly, for it is the best selling art;.
Gle have in stock. It is safe to gay
Judging by my castomers' REPORTS. il
Is an admirable thing for rheumatic
pains and all kinds of aches" james
III. Oates, at the corner Of New aIanf
gomery and Howard streets, is aDoth.
er druggist Of reputation who was
consulted in regard to the remedy.
Its uses and popularity. lie put his
opiaion into words with great prompt-
ness and dispatch. "Y0u can tell
your readers" SAID ne, "that St Ia
GODS Oil has had big success vita me.
1 an selling It right along, and my
customers ara higa in their praise Of
IL aS safe and efficacious in easos of
rheumatism and paias Of all kinds. -
Thanking Dir. Gates for the fnf,rma-
tion, our searcher after facts called III
at the German drug store CT Messrs.
HertzIg q Schultzo, corner Of Third
ana Everett streets, and were told By
them that their customers spoks very
highly of the oil as cure for al
pains. "Ihe best proof of its popular.
lty," continued Messrs. II. & S., t.is
the almost incessaDt demand. It il
selling ike not cakes, and we have
to order supplies almost daily. i
think, the druggist added, to the in
formation gatherer, s'you had better
90 among the workshops to get bed