Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-25

Bruces admir- W Tin. X X. 20, Pulaski.
Staten, by, &c, W. Bryant, NC. Casey.
Cooks ex'r Va McRoberts, admir-, Lin.
coin.
Hunter vs. Porch a Cooks assignee, SC,
Lincoln.
Givens' admir- W Shouse, &c, Lincoln.
Burdett, receiver,vs Caldwell, Lincoln.
Bradley vs. Nelson, &c, Garrard.
The following cases which are under
submission, are now, by order Of the Court
Of Appeals, transferred 10 the Superior
Court Docket;
Brown vs. Carpenters ex'r Lincoln. Rus.
sell Va Cincinnati r. r. Co, Lincoln.
The cases in the sth District are set for
the eleventh day, October 4, and are;
Kean, NC, vs. Green's admir-. Russell.
Lees adm'rs vs. Knott, Pulaski.
Phillips vs. Owsley, Lincoln.
Chevis, by, &c, Va Lyle, sc. Lincoln.
Powell vs. Gray, Boyle.
Mckee Va Smiths admir-, &c, Garard.
Linville W. Roberts, Rockcastle.
A fashion note says there is ten
dency to drop overskirts. This is ap
palling.
People learn wisdom by experience.
A man never wakes up his second ba.
by to see it laugh.
II is no less vain to wish death than
it is cowardly to fear il. But, accor.
ding to common rumor, those who Ego
down to the sea in ships for the first
time do both without a scruple.
The largest diamond cutting house
is in Amsterdam, employing 400 per.
sons, where the Koh.i-noor was cut.
The trade is difficult, and the wages
are from 81 to sl2 or even Sl4 day.
Fractions of a penny have never
been paid by the Bank of England in
distributing the dividends on the ms.
tional debt, and the accumulations of
the unpaid fractions amount to Gl43,.
600.
"Oh, Lord prick him and let the
wind out Of him, and then, perhaps
he'll be able TO preach. was the pray
err of a church member when pom.
pous young minister attempted to de
liver a sermon.
The stealer Of horse in Minnesota
could not find saddle, and took
sack of feathers to ride on. The sack
had hole, the feathers were slowly
strewn along the road for twenty miles
and by means Of them the rascal was
hunted down.
An Illinois couple eloped so hurrid-
ly that the girl went barefooted. The
fellows pride defeated their object, for
he insisted on delaying to buy her
pair of shoes, and thus her father was
enabled to overtake them before they
reached minister.
Religion-talking people with turn
for POPULARITY will ply their wit some
times on dreadfully solemn themes.
No wonder the steamship passenger
was astonished the other day when
brooding, a sad faced being asked him
the difference between Temptation"
and eternity" and when he gave it
up said, Zone is the vile Of the devil
and the other is a devil of a while"
The danger of kissing a gum.
chewing girl was fOrcibly illustrated
Sunday night. When her father
stepped into the parlor there was
string Of gum reaching from his daugh
ter's mouth TO the young mans nous.
tache, and they were striving TO look
as unconcerned as though nothing I'M
usual had been going on. But when
they discovered the tell tale gum there
was degree of embarrassment that
was painful.-TShelby Sentinel.
A WESTERN paper tells this: "a
young doctor who found himself in
a Dakota village without a dollar to
pay a heavy board bill concocted a
plan by which a wandering tramp
played the part of a smallpox patient,
nd the doctor vaccinated the entire
population of the town with some in
nocuous acid at two dollars each. The
swindle was discovered too late, for
the enterprising physician and his Boz
gus patient skipped out with $500
piece.
Capt. Henry has but little to con
graduate himself on beyond the spoils
of Office, as the burdens he that he
placed on the old ship of party made
its cordage and hull creak, and at one
time il seemed that it might possibly
send il to the bottom. with the wild
waves of disgra ce lashing over it. Let
Captain Henry look to it that there
be no mistakes or accidents ON his
part during his term Of office. and
generous people will forget the errors
of the pSst -[Shelby Sentinel.
Johnny thought il would be nice to
be a giraffe; for then he could stand
on the ground and eat the apples,
pears and cherries that grew on Farm
er Jones trees. beyond the danger of
dogs and bear traps. and could also
taste the good things all the way
down his neck. But Johnny had a
sore throat the other day, aud MS he
laid his head on the pillow upon re
firing he confidently remarked to his
mother that he was glad he wasn't a
giraffe, after all. A giraffe with two
or three yards of sore threat dwarfed
his own Affections into nothingness by
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