Daily Republican., 1882-06-14
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Sun rises 4 27.
sun seCs 7,32.

Sun rises 420. sun setg 7.32.
Chrstfeld Il Best.
Grab salad at Fulmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
For cut flowers, 20 to 400 King street
Ice cream freezers and coolers, og1 store
Get your cotfee roasted at 4J8 King street.
T. H. Eaton's pool room, 18th and NJ arket
New books, fruit & flower baskets. 99c stose.
Parker, cupping and leechiIg No. lO3 East
Second street.
Go to T. F. Eaton's 18th and Market sts.,
for good cigar.
The best &c. cigar In the CITY can be found
at East Second street,
Unr choice Mayfowsr at W. ]. Kimple's.
Front and Maids On streets.
The apples OF den killed mankind, and
| he pairs OF the ark preserved them.
A lawyer is about the only man that ever
| made anything by opposing u woman'g will,
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. j. Kim.
ble'5 Front and Madison streets.
For a good sprIrg bed buy the Nationa |
! Wire Mattress of s. Murphey n Son.
Julius seize herr" exclaimed Samho, as
| he saw Julius reach for another chicken.
Earl n Wilson'S collars and cuffs at Christ
field " Bests 6l5 Market street.
= choice line of shirts, underwear and no
siory al Chrstheld h Best's, tl5 H arket st.
Morning Stac New Proces ss at W. ] kim
| ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine la K Plain Gold hiAgs, OF 4 h.
Hanfs 10 East Fourth gsI,et
Boys ty their kites heavenward and asses
| the heels
Among mortals second thoughts are the
wisest
| As riches and tav iorsake man, we dis
cover him to be a toJi: but nobody could
find it out in his rosperlty.
| A lady advertses for person who is in
the habit of serenadIng her to stand nearer
the house so that she can scald him.
| When dead mans property is put undcr
the hammer. 1t is a sale of effects but when
a man gets seaslck, 1t is the effects OF a sail.
Go to Samuel Murphey a Sons for fine
chamber suits, the best assortment in the
city.
Go to Bake's No. 1888 MARX ct street. to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
We have on hand large assortment of
Samuel Murpney Il Son.
s fine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
yallery, No. 4 East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
lSl00 a. hollands, NO. East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
There were thirty.one snow storms in Bos-
ton during the past wintar. The fail of snow
agyre. ated in depth feet1 "a inches.
/ The city Of Rto de Janeiro has d rural ave.
nue. ten miles long which is furnished with
gas lights and seats at intervals.
Itmat,ers but ittla how backward the sea-
| son is II is always sure tor good crop of cir.
| cuses and cr0cuses.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding. xo
| to Z. L. Adair's, 20T Market street ard see
his goods and loarn his prices.
| lfyou want a nrat class paror suir made
| TO order Tor low price, go to W. W. Wood
wards Sixth and Tatnall atroete.
| cablegram says: "1he bulk Of the Zulu
warriors, having married, desire peace'
Just the sans with Zuus as other folks.
For fine straw hat at reasonable price,
go to the one-price hat store, d02 Market st.
| Also dealers in gents iuI finishing goods, e..
5. Humphrey n Bro, proprietors.
.Hive me q Jumbo CT lager - is the
is the desirable quantity. In Boston bar
mum of beer is we'll understood
And now the stock-gamblers are threaten
ing to strike We hope they will strike go
hard that they will break the whole gam
bling machine in thousand pieces.
We are inclined to predict that the new
rule which Ike the deadlock at the CAPT.
ltol will be found to be IAN invention that
will return to plague the inventor"
II am afraid, dear wife, that while am
gone absence will conquer love" "Oh never
fear dear husband the longer you are gone,
the better shall like you.
Why do you call this brand Of whiskey the
Horn Of plenty ?" asked a traveller Of bar
tender in Kentucky. because it will corn
you copiously."
An exchange prints an article upon "The
Proper Time to Work" 1t ,saould contain
Information of Importance. Thousands o
persons have lived to a good old age, and
died without discovering the secret
Recipe: ''How do you keep off the canker
iwcrns?" said the visitor;"they destroy every
lthrg that grows" "Oh. very easily" said
Mr.. emerson, In his mild way I'VE xii
them as we do politicians-with printing
INK
Avarce is generally tho last Uassion 9
those lives Of which the tlrst part has beel
voted to ambition. He that sinks under h
fatigue of getting wealth, lulls his age with
lhe milder business of saving 1t.
Five year old Billy had been punished b.
his mother for wrong doing. When hi
father came home he SOb5ed out to him II
lpiteous tones-"Papa hOg could you MARI.
, such a naughty wife as mamma?
{ The first Napoleon, until he be,ame en-
{ perOr, always wrote his name "Buonaparte,
or Bona Parte, or abbreviated HP. After
wards he took d new departure, writing Ma
PoleOn or "Np.'
AQuaker trustee Of an Asylum, when tn
matter of allowing dancing was presented
= Tor discussion, was expected to oppose 1t. O1
the contrary he rose and sid Il favor II
and 1t Is my opinion that 1t should be con
fined wholly within the walls OF an lusan
. Asylum"
A San Francisco jury had awarded bool
! canvasser $3.50 damages tor being kicked GU
| doors. This is a mighty bad precedent.
a book agent will only need one book to carr
under his arm, and a brick in his coat-tai
: pocket and ne will make more money tha
by canvassng.
"When married" said Boggs to part
of gentlemen who had been Dragging OF tn
successful marriages they had made, II go
: d lie house and lot" "And l, gentlemen,
{ exclaimed Mrs. Boggs, entering the rooE d
'l got fiat, the top story Of which has a.
: ways remained vacant
"Aow can you get five Sundays in {
month"; asked a high school girl. W
! cau't. They Just come that way sometimes
q and we can't stop them. It's awful rough o.
a tho poor hard working preacher who onl
gets the same pay for tiye-Sundsy mont
/, that he gets for f0ur.Sundayer, but It's
Q royal bonanza for the beer garden.
A St. Louis editor accidently received !
his morning mail proofsheets intended 70
the en- ployes cf religious publication hous
and after glanciag over them, rushed to tn
b city editor yelling: "Why in the world didn
q you get a report Of that big flood Eve
: that slow old religious paper across the wa
i is ahead of you Send out your force Tor iul
= particulars only one family saved: Intel
& view the old man. His name is N0ah.'
Tho Longest Fence in the World
From the Clarendon News.
The longest line of fence in the worl
will be the wire fence extending frol