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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
Scarlet Fever
| Cured.

Vanderbilt University. Nashville, Tenn.
l testify 10 the most excellent qualities OF Prof
Darbys Pigphylactic Fluid. As disiniectant and
detergent Il Is both theoretically and practically
superior TO any preparation with which | am ac-
quanted.-N. 7. LUProS, Prof Chemistry.
Darbys Fluid Is Recommended by
Hon. ALEXANDER II. STEPHENS, Of Georgia:
Rev. CHAs, y. DEENs, DID,, Church Of the
Strangers, N. ";
Jos. LECoNrH, Columbia, Prof University sc.
Rev. A. J. BATTLE, Prof Mercer University;
Rev. Ono. y. PIERcR, Bishop M. 4. Church.
INDISPENSABLE To EVERY HOME.
Perfectly harmless. Used internally or
externally for Man or Beast.
The Fluid has been thoroughly tested, and we
have abundant evidence that II has done everything
here claimed. For fuller information get Of yoT
Druggist pamphlet or send to the propretors,
J. II. ZEILIN 4 CO.,
Manufacturing Chemists. PHILADELPHIA
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
AnastbefIe Bullets.

A German chemist has invented n
new kind OF bullet which he Urges will
if brought into general use greatly di'
minish il not altogether remove the
horrors OF war. The bullet is o! u
brittle substance, breaking directly it
comes in contact with the object at
which it II aimed, II contains pow,
erful an@sthetic, producing instanta.
neously complete insensibility, lasting
for twelve hours,, which, except that
the action of the heart continues, is
not to be distinguished from death.
A battle. field where these bullets are
used will in a short time be apparent.
ly covered with dead bodies, but in
reality with the PROSTATE forms OF
soldiers reduced for the time being to
the state Of Inconsistencies. While
in this condition they may, the Ger
man chemist points out, be carefully
packed in ambulance wagons aud car
ried off as prisoners. Whole cities
may in like manner be reduced "a
helplessness by means Of shells charg.
ed with the compound. The an@s
thetic bullet is also strongly recon
mended to the burglar and to the
householder, no risks of hanging be
ing involved by its se.-[St. james
Gazette.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

"So you saw my poor husband
when he diedi" saida woman to a man
who had Just returned from Colorado.
eyes, madam, | was with him. l
gave him drink of water just before
he died" ibid he take the waterf
"Yes, yes" "Then he was not my
husband. Poor George never took
water. You make a mistake in the
man, SIR"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
RoAensiein's BglIe.

"Mr. Hoflenstein, said Herman, as
he folded up a pair Of pants and plac-
ed them on n pile. "it you don't hat
any objections | would like TO get from
the store away Won eiening, und 20 init
de soldiers TO the Spanish fort"
"Vell, Herman, drinks you had
better keep away from de soldiers" re.
piled Hofienstine, fund stay init de
store, because you don't can't put any
confidence init de soldiers. | will tell
you Why Won day vile vas in Vicks.
burg. during de var, cock eyed sol.
der came in my store init an old bu.
gle in his hand, und he looks around.
/ ask him vat he wants, und he buys a
couple Of undershirts; den he tells me
TO keep bic bundle and bugle behind
the counter until he comes back. AZ
ter the cock eyed soldier vent de store
out, some more soldiers came IN und
walk all around vile dey look at de
goods. 'Shentlemen,' | says, do you
want anydingS" We are shust look
ing to see vot you haf. said Won OF
dem, und alder avile anodder says (;
BILL shust look dere at de bugle, de
very ding de Captain told Us TO get.
You know We don't haf any bugle in
de company for dree months. How
much you ask for de bugler | dells
dem dot can't sell de bugle because
il belongs 10 man vot shust vent
out. viii gif you $50 for it," said
de soldier. pulling his money out.
tells him don't can sell it because il
wasn't mine. Il will give you 500,
he said. My gracious, Herman, !
wants to sell de bugle so bad dat ]
vistles. DE solder dells me vile dey
vos leaving de store dot il | buy de
bugie from de man yot owns it dey will
gif me sl25 for il. | dell dem I will
do it. ! sees a chance, you know,
Herman, 10 make some money by de
Liberation. .f.
"Ven de cock-eyed soldier comes
back he says, Cit me my bundle and
bugle; 1 got to 20 to de camp
l says, My trent, don't you want to
sell your bugler He dells me no,
und | says, My little boy Leopold,
vot plays in de store, sees de bugle,
und he goes all around crying shust as
loud rs he can, because he don't get
it. Six times | dakes him in de yard
und vips him, und he comes right
back and cries for de bugle. II shows,
you know, how much trouble a man
will hat nit family. | will gif you
den dollars for it shust to please little
Leopold. De soldier won't dake it
und ut last | offers him tfty dollars
und he says, Well, will dake fifty
because | can't waste any more time
| hat to go to de camp. Alder he
goes away I goes to de door und
watches for de soldiers vat wanted d,
bugle. ] sees dem passing along dc
street, and ! says MY irents, ha
got de bugle, und dey say, Well
dam it, Wy don't you blow it, Ny
grr-acious, Herman, vat you diuk
All dem soldiers belong to de SAINT
crowd und dsy make de trick to swim
die me. Levi Cohen, across de street,
he finds it out, und efery day he gets
boys TO blow horns in front OF my
store. 80 as to make me dink how !
vas swindled. Herman, | dink yoI
had better stay nit de store.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

A report comes from some of the
northern Kentucky counties to the
OBJECT that farmers began cutting corn
in that section with cross-cut saws.
But they soon discovered that there
were not cribs enough 10 hold one
fifth of the crop, so it was necessary to
build sheds over the fields. This
sounds like a lie, and it is one that
can't he beaten. So amateur contest
ants for lying honOrs had better not
make the attempt.-[Park City Times.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

GLovEs AND SrooKISGs.-Black
stockings come high, but the girls
must have them. Gloves are said to
be as long as stockings, which is like
saying something is as big as piece
of chalk. How long are stockings
Sensational fashion writers say there
are stockings rs long as a ballet dan
GERS tights Ii would be problem
to put ON gloves as long as that. There
is is a fresh effort say these same SEN
sational writers, to have il Ia mode ia
wear stockings of different colors, as
black for one leg and white for the
other. II would not be queer, al
things considered, if it had some
thing Of a success. Women viii
obey almost any bizarre fashion if il
has the right start, tt4tp r'is.. .H
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

Many years ago, when Chief Justice
Oakley was holding court, among 9TH
ers who applied to be excused from
jury duty was commonplace looking
man with a few spots on his face.
whats the excuseS" asked the Chief
Justice, withoutraising his head. "rve
got the itchl" said the man with a
scared look. "Let the clerk scratch
him out" said the Judge, without a
smile, and called for the next man.
! IN. Y Herald. 8
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
MAYsYILLE DIVISION

No. runs daily. aud has day ooa chss from Ctn-
cinnati ~ w ashingtOn, Pullman Sleepers ~ Kauai
wha Fails. VIVA. aud Reclining Chair Car 10 Lea
ingtOn. stops only Al stations on X. q. X. X.
where tilne l. given. No. Z runs daily, except
SUNDAY; has through coaches 10 Huntington. No.
4 runs daily, except Sunday has through coaches
10 Nj. sterling and parl0r car 10 Maysville: No.
ton Pullman sleeper from Kanawha Falls aud
paTl0T cars from Lexington 10 Cincinnati. Only
three stops. Nos. 1 aud run daily, except Sun
day, aud have through coaches from HuntingtO n
aud Nj Sterling Direct connection al Lea ingtOn
With stages fOr Richmond KY, Lawrenceburg, KY,
aud Versailles, Ky.
a. W. BENDER. Z. l.. BROWN,
superintendent. 0enl Pass, TIT. Agt,
General Othces, Covington, KY
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
SMALLPOX
and
FITTING Of Small
Pox PREVENTED

A member fmy fam
w was taken with
Small pox. | used the
Fluid the patient was
not dchious, was not
pittcd, and was about
tie house again In three
weeks, and no others
had Il. O. W. PARE
INsON. PHILADELPHIA.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
A Household Article for Universal
Family Use.
| Eradicates
| MALARIA.


Fevercd and Sick Per.
sons refreshed and
Bed Sores prevent
Cd by battling with
Darbys Fluid.
Impure Air made
harmless and purified.
For Sore Throat Il Is a
sure cure.
Contagion destroyed.
For Frosted Feet,
ChiIblains, Pile =.
Chaflngs, etc.
rheumatism cured.
Soft White Compiler
ions secured by is use.
Ship Fever prevented.
To purify the breath,
Cleanse the Teeth,
u can't be surpassed.
Catarrh relieved and
cured.
Erysipelas cured.
Observation-Disclosures .
Sears prevented.
Dysentery cared.
Wounds healed rapidly.
Scurvy cured.
An Antidlote for Animal
or Vegetable Poisons,
Stings, etc.
I used the Fluid during
our present affection with
Scarlet Fever with de.
oided advantage. II Is
indispensable 20 the sick
RON. Wa. v. SAND
FORD, Eyre, Ala.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

CREATE AN EsTRANGENENT. :
"What were you put in the peniten'
tiary for ?" asked visitor OF a con.
vict.
"On the account of love sir"
"Ah, l see. Loved two women
and married both.
"No, fell in love with horse, and
it seems that the animal was similarly
Impressed, for she followed me away,
but the people. regarding advances as
impertinent in stranger. sent me
here to create an arrangement be-
tween ne and the object Of my ahec
ton. II Arkansaw Traveller,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

Too Much PEPPER. One OF the
most prominent preachers tells the
following anecdote for fact whenever
he hears a story too incredible for be-
lief: "a very wicked man became
converted. and in course of time it
came his turn to pray in class meet
ing. Not being used to speaking
in public, of course he was very much
embarrassed. This is the substance
of the prayer: oh, Lord, thou giver
of all good things. look down with pity
on our people. You are rich and
can spare them plenty to eat while on
earth. Send every one Of them bar
rel of flour, plenty of lard and a side
of bacon, ham or so and a pound of
butter. Send each one of your starv-
ing, hungry creatures a barrel of
sugar, barrel of salt, barrel of pep
perch, hell, that's Too much pepper.
Amen. '"-[Centreville md Record.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

This is the way the Louisville girls
read the prayer.bOOk response: "As
il was in the beginning, is now and
ever shall be, world without men. All,
mel" suhs
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

Honest John was about to be marri-
ed for the fourth time. His dominic
congratulated him, and added: They
say, John, you're getting money with
her; you did so on the last two Occa-
sions; you'll get quite rich by the
wives" "Dear sir" quietly respond
ed John, "what wi bringin' them in
and puttit' them out, there's nae
muckle made O. them"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10
PROFESSIONAL

T. W. vARSoS. WALLACE n. vARNoN.
It. w. q WE VARNON.
ATTOItN 1SYS AT LAW,
STANFORD, KY.
Once in owsley A Sons new building-uP stairs.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

The pastor of Louisville Baptist
church refused to allow lady to lee
ture from his pulpit, aud in conse-
quence some of the people are giving
him scissors And yet the poor man
was right, looking from hisstandpOint.
All he knows about female lecturing
he learned at home, and how was he
to know that his congregation would
not be treated to an article similar to
that his wife treats him to when the
lamp is out, the curtains drawn and
her tongue fairly unlimbered.-f Brock
inridge News.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

The physicians here
use Darbys Fluid very
successfully in the treat
ment Of Diphtheria.
A. STOLLHSwERCK,
Greensboro. Ala.
letter dried up.
ChOlern prevented.
Ulcers purified and
healed.
In eases ofDeath Il
should be used about
the corpse 1t will
prevent any unpleas-
ant smell.
The eminent Ply
sician, j. MARION
SIMS, M. d., New
York, says: al am
convinced Prof Darbys
Prophylactie Fluid is a
valuable disinfeetant.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-10

40 gram his Sssder hand required elem % i
By de dfira ithOui Stopping or eating N his seal.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
The Gush Over Sergeant Mason.

The following from the Indianapo,
lis Journal is a good sensible view Of
the great parade that is being made
over Sergeant Mason, who was re-
Gently sentenced to the Penitentiary
for eight years, for attempting to
shoot Guiteau in his cell.
"An esteemed friend, who has been
q reader of the Journal for over fifty
years, is sorry at the position assum'
ed by this paper upon the idiotic
gush and twaddle over Sergeant
Mason. The Journals position is,
that Mason, as O soldier, was guilty
of gross and dangerous breach OF
discipline, and fragrant violation of
law. He should be severely punished,
to deter other "cranks" for assuming
to shoot at anyone whom their sweet
wills suggest. The Journal said from
the first, that the terms OF his SEN
tence were too severe, and we believe
that the reviewing authorities will
mitigate. the penalty at the proper
time, but it cannot be done safely
under the pressure of an insane pub
lie sentiment that seems to make
hero out of Mason. Law must be
upheld in this country, or there will
be no safety for anybody. Crush over
Mason is out of place, and is being
rebuked by that portion of the press
everywhere which has any reputation
for soberness and sincerity.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
An Editor Opinion.

An editorial friend Of ourswho has grown
enthusiastic over certain remedy which
has cured him OF. dyspepsia, general debility
and nervousness, writes an editorial as fol-
lows: I'VE believe that Browns Iron Bitters
are destined to be THE medicine of the
world. They give real health and strength
to every part of the body, restore every lost
or impaired organic function, and give new
life and new vigor to every physical and
mental faculty. Every man and woman in
ill-hcalth should rejoice that real cure lies
in Browns Iron Bitters.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
Jesse James as a Fact.

The killing of Jesse James has
given occasion for not unexpected
food of mawkish sentimentality that
cannot but be very disgusting to PEG
pie of well ordered minds. Judged
in cool TEMPER and accredited exact
justice and no more, there is nothing
in the life of the dead desperate to
merit admiration, nothing in his death
that justifes sympathy. For his deeds
present little to mark exceptional
manliness, much less real nobility of
character.
Every act in his career contributes
to one unvarying record of cold sell
fishness, or murderous brutality. 1t
is known that he betrayed the conf
dence of the country louis whom he
tempted into the Blue Cut robbery
and coolly broke the promise to di-
vide the spoils. What is there to
show that the true story of the
crimes of the James brothers will not
be found loaded with similar treach-
cries? Does not the little that is
known of the killing of Ed. Miller by
Jesse James suggest the most craven
treachery? Yet these be the men
who have for years been protected by
q mingled feeling of admiration and
fear prevalent in the community in
which they hid themselves from
justice.
Let it be known that these men
have been naught better than common
criminals, OF, indeed, much worse,
for they have been most despicable
murderers. Their hands are stained
with unnumbered victims, cruelty and |
brutally slain. More needless muir
ders than stand to their account do
not blot the criminal records; muir
ders that have not the excuse even
that they were necessary to protect
the safety of the men who did them;
that even did not assist the
of the robberies in the
accomplishment of which they were
done; murders for the absolute wan
5onness of which there is not even
The shadow of palliation, These are
5he facts which it behooves us to re
all when there's an effort to wreathe
jhese desperadoes in, an atmosphere
If romance, Turn the light of tguth
lpon them that they may be visited
With the popular odium and ignominy
which they so richly merit; and not
hat they may stand as exemplars to
empt others to similar careers. of /
Louis Republican,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

The President has nominated II enry
G. Hall of Connecticut, Tor 4 number
of years past Consui-General NJ II =
vaaa, Minister to the Central Ameri-
can states also, Jesse r. Partridge,
of Maryland, Minister to Peru, to
succeed Gen. Hurlbut, whose recent
death has been announced.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
List of Letters

List of Letters remaining in the Post
Office at San Marcos, Texas for the week
ending April II, 1882.
Derome f. Erck Carl ..
Fritz F. Aug. 8. McGaffy Ed.
Schoffeld, B. A. Watson, T.. q.
Wienns, Mrs. Daniel
Persons calling for above letters will
please say advertised, giving date.
ALBERT HEAToS p. VI.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
The Doubt Resolved.

To 60 or stay scarcely knew,
PerpleIed by mandates twain.
For while my love pronounced "Adieu,"
Her aspect said "RemAip'"
'Twnt what saw and what heard,
Ny Judgment wayered quite
whether she meant BY glance or word
To part Us, or unite.
hut now each lover I advise.
Ike me TO take his choice.
iu duty TO bis lady'seyas.
To disregard her voice.
Such orbs with kinder light are filled,
The nearer We adore.
And pouling lips II bravely siIlled.
viii Danish Us no more.
The Spectator,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
Consumption Cure.

DIR. r. V. Pierce Dear Sir-Death was
hourly expected by myself and friends. My
physicians pronounced my disease consump-
ton, aud said | must die. l began taking
your Discovery" and pellets" l have
used nine bottles and am wonderfully re-
heved. Rm now able to ride out
ELIZLBErH THo3NToS, Montongo, Ark
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
Our Progress.

A. stages are quickly abandoned with the
completion Of railroads. so the huge. drastic.
catAaTtic pills, composed of crude and bulky
medicines. are quickly abandoned With the
int-oiucsi'I % DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pur-
Cltivs Pellets. which are sugar-coated- and
l.tle lager than mustard seeds. bat com
posed ~ J. -hiy ccnceutrated vegetable s1-
ts-ts BY druggists
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

The new combination of Smart Weed and
Belladonna rs used in Carriers Backache
Plasters has proved to be one of the best that
could be made. Try one of these popular
pasterS in any case of weak or lame back,
mckache, rheumatism, neuralgia, soreness
of the chest or lungs, &c, and you will be
surprised aud pleased with the prompt re-
Lief. In bad cases of chronic dyspepiia, a
plaster over the pit of the stomach stops the
pain at once. Ask for Carriers Smart Weed
and Beladonna Backache Plasters. Price
- cents
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
a Card.

To all who are suffering from the errors and
indiscretions OF youth. nervous weakness, early
decay, loss OF manhood. &C.. will send a receipt
that will cure you, PRRB OF CHARGE. This great
remedy WAS discovered by a missionary IN South
America. Send a self address seed envelope to the
REv JosHrnT Imam. Station ID. New York City,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

General Sherman favors the bill re.
firing army officers at the age of six
ty-two. rad asks that no exceptions
be made IN his own favor.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

Always avoid harsh purgative pills. They
first make you sick and then leave you con-
stipated. Carriers Little Liver Pills regu-
late the bowels and make you well. Dose,
one pill.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

Judge Force, of Cincinnati, has
decided that suits against insurance
companies may be brought in any
state where they do business.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

Monaco, whose 10000 inhabitants
live entirely on the profits of the
gaming tables, has 164 priests to look
after it's spiritual welfare.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

Texas is at last lucky to receive
remuneration for expenditures in In
dian wars in days gone by.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

Convalescents from all wasting diseases
should use Carriers Liver Bitters for their
superior Strengthening and tonic qualities.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
DRESS
GOODS

of the Latest Styles of plain and lace
Buntings, Cashmeres &c, Trim
mings and Silks, of all shades
to match, India, Linen
and Cotton Lawns,
with Laces and Trimmings to match,
Hamburg Edgings, and embroidery
Embroidered Flannels, of the latest
designs and patterns, Silk
and Linen Handkerchiefs.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

may be retained by using DR.. Pierce's "Fa-
vorite Prescription, a specific for ''female
complaints" BY druggists.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

The Cuero Bulletin says the spring
clip of wool in that section will be
unusually fine, and very heavy.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27

C9lPsr E-ek co b uIsts in sur Iors iirr sane
oOUt-.tg euIi-ely nee 'sr sz-ass- 81 oz.s. re.
g Y. ISGRANAGE -. ssstoa Mas.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-04-27
BOOTS &
SHOES,

Ziegler's Boots and Shoes, new and
large stock justreceived. These
goods are too well known to re-
Quire further comment than
mere mention. We guarantee every
pair
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-03-01
The Mason Court Martial.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 2i.-In the Ma
son court martial subpoena was order
ell for J. e.. Robinson, late major Of the
late eth Ohio volunteers. 1t il the inten-
tiop to show by this witness that Mason
served with this regiment bravely and
faithfully and was severely wounded, az
ter which there was Il marked change in
his temperament and disposition.
Woodward, the turnkey Of the Jail
described (:uiteau as quaking with fear
after the bullet entered the window. lie
described the perfOration by tic missile
in the assassin's coat as it hung against
the wall in the cell.
Capt. W. =. Graves identified the ac-
c,,.Ctl and related the circumstances At
tending the prisoners surrender. He
testified I" Mason's. saying,''l hope
have blown him into"
First Lieut.. r.. G. L. Richmond :,ud
Artillery, reading from notes which he
had made i few minutes after the o.
c,,rre.cs., said that Mason approaching.
exclaimed, Il hope have killed him.
.!o not know whether l havcor not" and
the prisoner alsO said. II did it. | tried
(" kill him. Lieut.. surrender myself
to you. ! am not COMM. out here -
guard al ASS. >sin.' Adjourned.