Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-26
PiTss AND FAINT.

EoMEwARD bound re tethered
.goat.
IT is the late cat that { eches the ear
y hootjack.
WANTED-An artist to amt the very
;,.cture of health.
Go TO the butchers f you would
3e:t- Joint debates.
WHEN Decent pieces a"ain become
'a~ilionable as articles of jeNelry every
:nan can wear dime-and- pin.
JULIA WARD HOWE says women do
not fail in love any more Perhaps not,
bat they continue to have all the symp-
toms
SOME men wear their best trousers
aiit in the knees in winter getting relig-
us, and the seats of their pants out in
summer backsiding.
TEoraa thc telephone has SUPPRESSED
cd the telegraph to G ain extent yet
tie average woman still! continues to
faint away upon receipt Of q telegram
:. STRANGER in . print ng Office asked
tie youngest apprentice What his rule
OF punctuation va. Ga:a the boy: 4
set up as long as can hold my breath,
and then [ put a comma; when I cape,
l insert semi-colon; and when I want
to sneeze, [ make paragraph"
"WHY do they call him brakeman ."
asked the child, after that excellent
official had looked in at the car door
and "hollered" one of the lamps out.
what does he break?" He breaks
the silence" said the father, and the
train rolled on, laden with truth
B,trdette.
A LITTLE boy was once charged by
his father, who was carpenter, to grind
his edge tools during his absence. The
little fellow worked like a dutiful son,
and on his fathers return said: "Pa, I
have ground all the tools, as YOU told
ne to do, and have them all in good Or
der except the handsaw. I have not
yet quite got all the gaps out of it."
A PHILOSOPHER Inadvertently re-
marks: Waiting for a man to come
home from a lodge is dull business for
& lively woman" This is important if
true; but lively woman is too sensible
to do any such foolish thing. She lust
bolts the front door before retiring, and
lets the man wait until she gets ready
to let him in. We speak advisedly,
bcethren.-NeU York Commercial Id
rerttSer.
TEE boy stood near She mules hind legs,
With utmost confidence
Although no more he'll look so sweet,
He'll have deal more sense
TIyr,
Her feet were exGuisite!y small
How wildly my heart used to beat,
When was passionate boy,
AT the sound of her delicate feetD;
Her hand was exquisite: small
(AndI, her blind slave to command
Would have died had she only ordered
With wave of her little white handD;
Her lips were exquisiteiy small
Their cold words yet rankle and smart,
Exquis1tely small was her head,
But smaller than all was her heart!
-Nep York San.
A LITTLE Austin girl, about 10 years
of age, attended child's party not long
since. When she came home her moth
er asked her how many little girls there
we're at the party. "Guess how many"
"Ten?" Guess again" "Twelve?"
mo, you are off your feed, ma, en-
tirely. There were no little girls there
at all, but there were quite number of
young ladies present" replied "the
young lady," scornfully. The climate
is said to be to blame for the excessive
precoc;ty which has become epidemic
among the babes and stockings. Texas
Sytings.
HELLO! coming ont of pawnshop?
What have You been doing there?" The
party accosted, with confusion you
see, thought I'd go in and have my
watch-ah-valued. You see you can
get a more accurate estimate in that
way than in any other" About three
weeks later the same parties meet under
similar circumstances "Ha, been get
ting your watch valued again? well
-a-yes! saw from the stock-market
news that there has been readjustment
of values, and SO L thought I'd see
bow it affected nv watch"
Deep VS.. Shallow Flowing.
There seems to be quite difference
Of opinion in regard to the depth to pillow
for the successful growing of crops.
Some farmers advocate deep, while
others, quite as positive, claim that shall
low blowing is much the best. My ex-
perience and observation in blowing is
that some soils will admit of deeper plow-
ing than others. For instance, light.
sandy soils will admit of deeper plow-
ing than stiff clay soils, or those that
have heavy clay subsoils. Subsoiling
for such lands perhaps is better than
too deep blowing. I think that all soils
are benefited by deep blowing occa-
sionally !; and I think deep blowing
ought to be done always in the fall, so
that the new soil can have the benefit
and influence of the sun, air and frost tc
better fit it for crop. We should
be little careful about turning up toe
much of the new soil at time, for some
subsoils require certain elements tomake
them pr objective that can only be sup
piled by some system of manuring. I
find by deep blowing in the fall, and
then by top dressing of fine
manure, fits most any kind of soil well
for term of years. if followed by iu-
dicious rotation of crops. IF I draw
manure to piece of land in the fall.
winter or spring and pillow it under 1
generally pillow little shallow, so as not
to get the manure too deep i'll the ground.