Daily Republican., 1882-06-06
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Sun sets 7.26.

Christfield & Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmers.
Weather report-A clap of thunder.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
Best business card racks made, for 89c.
Most people would like to be handsome.
Get your coffee roasted at 4O9 King street.
T. H. Eaton's pool rooD, 18th and Market.
The close Of day-The dusty mantle of the
night.
Second street.
Go to T. F. Eatons, 18th and Market sts,,
for good cigar.
Our choice Mayfiowar at W. j. Kmbles,
Front and Maids On streets.
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. !. Kim.
ble's, Front and Madison Streets
Morning Star New Proce IS at W. ] Kim
ble's, Front and Madison street Il
Fine lS K. Plain Gold Kings, at,E 7.
Hanf s.l6 East Fourth str ct.
The largest and best assortment OF picture
frames can be found at q. K. Baughs, 607
Shipley street.
25 cents will buy half dozen cups and half.
dozsn fancers, tperect) at II E. Second ST.,
l. Lewis Row.
Go to Blake's, No. 233 Market street. to
| have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed TO look like new
Why ought church bells to to sounded at
wedding? Because no marriage is COM
plete without ring.
To buy good cheap produce go 20 higgins
h Eou al rth str NJ Anll n re n
and all KINDS of produce.
slime retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King reefs
Three tine retouched cabinet pictures for
81 90, at hollands, No. East Third street.
between Market and King streets.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 90
| to l.. F. Adalr's, 207 Market street and soc
his goods and learn bis Drioea.
Attention is drawn to the fact that the man
with the heaviest gold watch chain usually
has silver watch at the end oft.
Ifyeu want first class parlor suit made
| to order for low price, 90 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
''Mean p she cried. "My husband is the
meanest wretch in the world. de won't give
me the least excuse for complaining
Musical-Ihe cat is the great American
| her nine lives would be strewn with roses.
A woman may not be able to sharpen a
pencil or throw q stone at q hen, but she can
| pack more articles into trunk than man
can in a one horse wagon.
Examine G. s. Humphrey & Bros i'm
n epse stock of St aw hats. All styles, shapes
ETC. Prices low store 302 Market street.
The leaders in furnishing goods.
"Charles, dear, now we are married, you
know we should have no secrets. So do, like
love hand me the bottle Uf hair dye; you
will find 1t in my dressing case"
| There is a difference in engagements; flr
| in a naval engagement the fighting takes
place at once but In matrimOny the Fighting
occurs some time after the engagement.
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter,
| preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter,
| buckwheat, &C., can be accommodated at II.
II. Moore's stalls. ?2 and "a End street market
friend meeting Pat one day said, Paddy
did you ever sec the Queen ?" 'See the
Queen, Is 1t ?" said Pat. ''No; but had an
uncle that onst very nearly saw the Juke OF
| York."
very one must ca. his peck of dirt before
he dies,' said a meek waiter, In answer to a
remonstrance about q dirtyedged soup-plate
"Yes, you dog" relorted the customer,
"Dut not on one plate"
PA" said child, thrsting for knowledge
''they say that beavers are the most industn,
ous OF animals. What do they make?'
"Beaver hats, my child beaver hats,'' re-
piled the father.
Persons Wishing to examine the most beau
| tiful and cheapest Illustrated Bible In the
country, should call on John q. Bryant, at
the Pennsylvania House, Front and King
streets.
There was an oleaginous priest,
" no looked Just as If he'd been griest
| He was smooth and polight
From morning till night;
But he didn't deceive one the liest.
A philosopher observes that there are two
periods of life when man looks to see II his
| hair is coming out at twenty, when he in.
spects his upper lip; at forty, when ne IN
spects the top OF his head.
How beautiful the dome of heaven is this
evening"" said Angelica, as she leaned heav-
lily on his arm. "1he stars seem to look down
upon US" "Oh, yes" said practical John ;
"it's impossible for them to look up to us, you
KNOW"
! II should think that you would feel badly
about leaving this place. said the house
maid to The departing cook. Il don T.; I'm
glad to 20. 1 amt sorry to leave any Of you
except the dog. Poor old Tiger, he always
washed the plates for me ~
When lawyer was once stating his point
| for the twelfth time, the Judge Interrupted
him by saying: "You have made that point
eleven times already" "True, your honor"
was the lawyers reply; "but there are
twelve men on the Jury"
A lawyer in one of the Western courts,
lately threw cane at anOther's head. The
Courts required him to apologize to It, He
did So, and added, while l am about it, l
may as well apologize beforehand for throw
| ing another cane at him the first chance l
get"
"You have distinguished company" re-
marked old MacShoddeigh who was tho hrst
to make his appearance at select supper
given by his city friend. ''Dlstingutshed
The deuce I" said the host. They are the
walters. Very few of the guests have ar.
rived"
1t is denied that the police and other Dem
! ocratic officials have learned the following
verse since the election:
Hark from the polls a doleful cry,
Mine ears attend the sigh
office holders, great and small.
The DEVILS got us all.
"I'm not going to school any more" said q
little four-year old boy to his mother, on his
return after his first day at the Kindergar-
ten. "Why. my dear? Don't you like to see
IL little boys ard girls?'' "Yes, but l
dvnt want to go" persisted the boy. "cause cause
my teacher says that to morrow she's going
to try to put an idea into my head"
f. Humphrey, 2ls Market street, has as
usual very large STOCK of straw hats, which
range in prices to suit all. Notwithstanding
tie large stock we have for sale, We will next
Wednesday, the 7th instant, give away chl!.
dren's straw hats. You do not have to Euy
anything in order to get one Of them; We az are
simply a-going to give them away , 70 Inc
poor those who cannot afford to buy them
Parents bring In your children.
state of the IN ermOns eser
o+ tho Rrpup1JCAN office in the shade