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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
How She Won Him.

have just heard the most remarka-
BILE story of the evenness of female
temper. 1t fact is seems so surpris-
ing to me that 1 think some RI cord OF
it should be embalmed i'm the archives
of Quiz. 1t is a beautiful little fairy
story, and may appropriately be called
elbow She Won Him." Indeed it was
quite enough to win far worse man,
if the worse men are ever won. which
/ dare say they are not. 1t happened
here in Philadelphia and is on this
wise: You know, Or rather you don't
know until tell you (for how should
you?) that there was a beautiful din
ner given "many years ago." and she
sat opposite him and looked ever so
charming in a wine-cOlored silk with
a square neck, and otherwise arrayed
as never were the lilies in any valley
of this poor earth. Well, the idiot of
a waiter in handling the soup, upset
the entire contents of plate right in
her lap. Just think of it, girls! The
whole front breadth utterly ruined,
and for the world 1t could not he
matched. Well, what did she do?i
Did she flint? Did she say ''You hOr-
rid man?n Did she scream? Not at
all: she passed the thing off in some
witty remark about fiery baptism. and
calmly resumed her dinner. He, of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07

course, was deiighted; thought her q
most remarkable woman, and indeed
| she was; became attentive to her, and
| finally married her.
Que evening long after the event
they were sitting before the fire, the
children having gone to bed, and
were talking about old times, when he
said:
MY dear, never told you, think
how first thought would like to
marry you, did -"
why, gracious goodness, no, new
eru'
WELL" he said, "do you remember
that dinner at Mrs. Simkins', where
your dress was spoilt by the soup?"
Indeed do" she replied. III shall
never forget it as long as I live"
well" he continued, "you behaved
so well about it that I thought you o
perfect jewell"
Yes" she answered, II remember
behaving very well about it at the
time; but, good land. you should have
seen the mark of my teeth on the bed
post that night"
Now, wasn't that just too perfectly
romantic for anything? -Phitadelp hin
Quiz.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Fine Farm for Sale.

The Lott farm-421 acres-2O0 in cultiva-
ton ;-one Of the best grain, stock, and fruit
farms in southern Missouri. miles from
1ronton. $4,000 down, balance on five or ten
years time, to good live man. Could be d.
Yided into two or three farms. One hu..dred
acres of wheat could be put in this fall
Chance for splendid fish ponis-good springs.
EMERSON,
augl7n5 Ironton, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Order of Publication,

In the Circuit Court of Iron county, Mo-,
in yacatiOn--Aug. Il, 1882:
The State Of Missouri at the relation aud TO
the use of James Buford, Collector OF the
Revenue OF Iron county, Missouri,
against
I j. B. Kiplinger, ). P. Kirkpatrick, and
all unknown interested parties
Action to Enforce Payment of Taxes
Now at this day comes the plaintiff James
Blu ord. collector OF the revenue Of Iron co,lr-
ty, Missouri, and tiles his petition aud afIida-
Wit, setting forth among other things that the
defendants are non residents OF the State of
Missouri and cannot be summoned in tins ac-
rion by the ordinary process of law; it is
therefore ordered by tha clerk of the circuit
court of Iron county, Missouri, in vacation,
that publication be made mott ying said de.
fendants that an action has been commenced
against them in the circuit court of said coun-
ty, the object and general nature of which is
to enforce the lien of the State of Missouri
for back taxes for the years 1877, 1878, 1879
and 1880, on the following real estate, situated
in Iron county, Mo-, belonging TO said defrn-
dants, to wit: The cast half of the northwest
quarter of stction 81, township 81: OF range
east. Gan it-nized statement in the nature
OF tax bill, showing the amount OF taxes now
due on said real estate, for the wear afof esaid,
amounting in the aggregate to the sum OF
60 10, is filed with said petition as provided
by law) And unless they be and aprear at
the next term Of said court. to be holden for
the county of Iron, and State OF Missouri, at
Monday in October next C1SS2), and on or be-
fore the sixth day thereof (if the term shall go
lonp continue; and il not, then before the end
of the trrm), and plead, answer or demur TO
said plaintiffs petition, the same will he tax
en- confessed, judgment rendered in ac-
cordance with the prayer of said E,etition, and
said real estate, or so much thereof as may be |
necessary to satisfy said Judgment. interests |
aud COSTS be sold under special feri facias |
to be issued thereon.
1t ia further ordered that copy hereof he |
published according to law in the IRON COUN- |
rY REGISTER, weekly newspaper published |
in said county of Iron, ard state of Missouri. |
. +r,,o oo,,. JOS. HUFF, Clerk.
Attest. with seal, This 21st day of |
SEAL August. 1882.
JOS. HUFF, Clerk
aug4n8 Iron county circuit court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
gfoa County 8eaistes.
Odds aud Ends.

Most people prefer Welsh rabbit tc
AFFAIR in butter.
Tt must be greasy work, this getting
up corner in pork.
Before an apple becomes cider it mus'
go the rounds of the press.
If you want to find out how great a
man is, let him tell it himself.
It is the man with the swelled jaw
who realizes that silence is golden.
A man of quiet tastes is he who tip
Piles on the sly, behind the pantry door,
Scum invariably rises. Remember,
young man, there is always room at the
top.
Latin is a dead language, and that is
why doctors use it for writing out their
prescriptions.
Ella Wheeler says that "love is
enouph.n Ella has evidently been
reading f-pm DR.. Tanner.
1t was a Detroit girl that got married
at Is SO as to have her golden wedding
when it would do her some good.
By a mother-in-law: "You can de-
ceiye your guiless little wife, young
man, but her fathers wife-never."
An Arkansas girl refused to marry
her lover unless he performed some
heroic deed. He eloped with her
mother.
1t was adressmaker looking at bow
legged bather who remarked: " My!
what bias limbs; how awfully they
stand in need of tuck and gore"
The young woman who sneeringly
remarks that men are all alike gener-
ally shows her sincerity by taking the
first man that offers himself to her.
Says cynical old lady: Every hand |
some mothers are often proud of their |
very ugly babies. 1 wonder is butter
flies are proud of their caterpillars."
There is one advantage in warm
weather. AT no other season of the
year can you spread the butter on the
children's bread so evenly and so
thinly.
No matter how handsome a young
woman may be, when the right man
comes along she is ready to yield the
palm of beauty, if he have the sense to
ask for it.
They don't have rains out West. A
cloud saunters mp and examines a town,
and then collupses right over it No
body escapes but the newspaper re-
porters and book agents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Trustees sale.

Whereas, Carl Hartwig and Johanna Hart
wig, his wife, by their deed Of trust dared
the II, day of October, 1858, duly recorded
in the office vi Recorder of Deeds for the Coun-
ty of Madison, and State of Missouri. in Book
IL, }" on pages 2?3 PA and .25 did convey TO
the undersigned trustee The following de-
scribed tract or parcel of land situated In the
County of Madison, in the State of Missouri,
10 wit:
Lots numbered ore Q) and two (2) of north
west quarter, and west halt of lot numbered
one ~ OF northeast quarter, section six (6),
township thirty-three (33), range five 90 east
containing two hundred acres.
Which conveyance was made in trust to
secure certain pronlissory note therein de-
scribed and long since due and unpaid now,
therefore, at the request of the legal holder
of said note, aud in pursuance o. the terms
OF said deed OF trust, I, the undersigned
trustee, will, on
Tuesday, September 18Th, 1882,
at the east front door of the Court House in
the city of trenton, Iron county, Missouri,
between the hours of 9 O'Clock A. NJ. and
3 O'Clock P. N. OF that day, sell 1t public VEN
due the above described property to the
highest bidder, for cash. to satisfy said note
and the costs and rxDenses of this trust.
au24,6 JACOB GRANDHOMME, Trustee.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
A Bad Spell.

The fashionable young ladies at Il
watering-place hotel a few nights ago
organized spelling bee. The belle
that wore the most expensive jewelry
was the worst speller, and twelve out
OF fourteen went down on the word
separate" "Phthiss" f1oored them
all, and one Of the cooks was called in
to spell the word for them. A young
lady who fondled pug dog and wore
diamond earrings maintained d-o-w-t
was the way "doubt" was spelled when
she went 10 school,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice Is hereby gwen To all crr dilurs and
Others interested in the estate of Lnwrence A.
Driscoll deceased, that l, j. T. AXE, admin
istrator of said estate, intend to make final
settlement thereof at the next term OF the
Probate Court OF Iron county, to be held at
he Court House in Ironton, Mo-. on the first
Monday in Noven ber-sane being the dav
Of November, 1882 augI7n5
j. 7. AXE, Administrator.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Her Privilege.

Here is new-or, at least, not very
old-story of Tom Marshall: Said the
Woodford orator, to u man whose wife
he disliked: bill, your wife's an ugly
woman" "Well," replied Bill, flush
ing up, that is her privilege" YES"
replied Tom, "but she abuses the priv
ilege."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Notice Of Final Settlement.

Nonce is hereby given to all creditors and
others Interested in the estate of II. +.
Sweeney, deceased, tn It ]. J. T. AXE admin
istrator of said estate, i4tend to make final
settlement thereof ut the next term of the
PROBATE Court of Iron county, to be held at
the Court House In IrontOn, Mo-, on the first
Monday in NOvernber-same being the 6 b day
OF November, 1882 au17u5
j. T AXE Administrator
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07

NS!-ORGANS Smith dmer1can Dr.
gd'iS, for sweetness of tone, reign supreme
over all others. c. w. HANDLEY & CO.,
Cor. 10th Il Olive Sts., st. Louis
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice is hereby given to all creditors and
Others interested in the estate of Robert
Downey. deceased, that I, j. T. AXE, admin
istrator of said estate, intend to make final
settlement thereof at the next term Of the
Probate Court of Iron county, to be held at
the Court House in 1r,ntor, Mo, on the first
Monday in November-same being the 9th day
of November, 1882. aug11n5
aug17.5 j. T. AXE, Administration.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
Arcadia Coll ege
AND. ACADEMY
OF THE URSULINE SISTERS


The system of education pursued IN tnls
institution: is designed to develop tlse r sn-
al, intellectual and physical powers OF tne
pupils; to make them refined. accomplish
ed and useful members of society.
Pupils Of all denominations are eqnaiIy
reeeivetl-all interference with their con-
yictions being carefully avoided.
TEFM9
For Young lady boarylers will be t0r ne
present, per session of five months,
$75. OO-payable in advance.
Terms for instruction in music, foreign
languages. drawing, painting ana or
namental handiwOrk can be had BY ap-
plying as below.
Attached to the Convent, and totally
separated from the boarding school, is y
SELECT DAY SCHOOL
in which the usual branches Of sound and
practical education are carefully impaired
A system Of rewards and monthly ex-
limitations beget in the pupils healthy
mutation which stimulates study and
produces surprising results.
Terms the Day school viii remain as
formerly - One Dollar, Two Dollars,
Four Dollars. or Five Dollars per month,
according to the studies pursued.
In the Day School boys IA years OF
age and under sOill be received.
l'rospectuses, and other information,
may be had by applying. in person Or BY
letter, to MOTHEK ROSE,
Superioress OF the Convent of The Ursnine SisferA
Arcadia Iron Co. Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-09-07
SOmnambullsn in Dogs.

There Is something peculiar about
somnambulism when considered from
q scientific and philosophical stand
point. The sleep-walker, it will be
found, still retains a dim idea, even
while LIE is asleep, of the condition of
affairs when he went to sleep. For in
stance, if he leaves his clothes i'm q GER
tain part of the room OH retiring, he
knows when he rises just where to find
them, even in the dark. This is a ques-
ton which opens up wonderful field
f0r physiological and mental research.
While young and giddy we became q
sOmnambulist and excited great deal
of curiosity by our strange freaks dur
ing sleep, and this one question of slum-
bering mind and its memory of facts
existing prior to sleep was the most re-
markable thing about it all to us. We
puzzled over that a good deal. Alright
we would retire to rest and the next
thing we would know We would wake
up in the middle of q cOntinguOus
melon patch, and there would be two
or three other s0mnambulists there in
the same patch. and as much surprised
as we were. Still there is the same
truth staring US in the face. Every
somnambulist there had through his
sleep retained in his semi-conscious
state perfect TecOileCJlOn OF WQere
every article of his clothing was and
how to get out of the upstairs window
without waking the old people.
Bye and bye the owner of the melon
patch procured, at great expense, a
large humorous bulldog, who was also
q somnambulist. He walked in his
sleep a good deal. That is why we
quit. We didn't propose to descend to
the level of the brute creation. Wei
just said, if bulldog wants to somnam,
he can do SO and we will leave the field
to him.
We made this resolution one night
just after we had plugged water-mel-
on. While STOPPING over in the patch we
felt pang of conscience and heard our
suspenders break.
Perhaps the casuel reader has never
sat down on buzz saw and felt him.
self gradually fading away. If so, he
does not know what it is to form the
acquaintance of a somnambulist bull
dog in the prime Of life.
After that, somnambulism didn't
have such run i'm our family for q
while. We nevsr slept so sound that
we didn't remember places and objects
that had made all impression on us
prior to slumber. and that is why we
say that there is somthing In this mat
ter that scientists would do well to look |
intO-BoOmerdn0.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13
BY Universal Accord,

AYERS CATHsETIc Pills are the best
OF all purgatives for family use. They
are the product of long. laborious, and
successful chemical investigation, and
their extensive use, by physicians in
their practice, and by all civilized ma
tons, proves them the best and most
ef.ectual purgative Pill thst medical
science can devise. Being purely veg
etable no harm can arise from their
use, and being sugar-coated, they are
pleasant to take. In intrinsic value
and curative powers no other Pills
can be compared with them; and every
person, knowing their virtues, will
employ them, when needed. They
keep the system in perfect order, and
maintain in healthy action the whole
machinery of life. Mild, searching and
effectual, they are especially adapted
10 the needs of the digestive apparatus,
arrangements of which they prevent
and cure, if timely taken. They are
the best and safest physic TO employ
for children and weakened constitu.
tons, where a mild but efectual
ca.hartic Is required.
For sale by all druggists.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13
Useless Fright.

To very about any Liver, Kidney or
Urinary trouble especially Bright's Disease
or Diabetes, - Hop Bittsrs never fails Of
cure where cure is possible. We know
this.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

During thunderstorm al Bismarck, ID.
T., the other day, lightning struck and
paralyIed Mrs. Denny while she was sitting
on her husbands lap, and killed the latter
instantly. This should be warning to
young wives not to run ont and sit in the
husbands laps during thunder-storms. 1t is
known tbs; the animal heat arising over
animals closely grouped attracts the electric
current. When lightning is striking, j, is
better for people to scatter spsrt, and il
they will insist on keepin close together,
the safest place for them on such occasions
is in a iestber-bed in the middle Of q
room.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

The Santa Fe railroad company is con-
.tructing capscious and substantial build
ing a, Coolidge, the end Of this division, for
the benefit OF the train men. II is being
made TO contain thirty or forty rooms, three
bath room, .nd all the appliances for making
the railroad boys comfortable.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

The recent shooting ARRAY at Granada
seems no, to have ended fatally TO any oil
the parties. The cowboy who was shot
and wounded three times made good his
escape, and has never been captured. The
plucky deputy sheriff who wss also shot
aud wounded three times Is up and sboui
again, though carrying his arm in sling.
Those people up there seem TO have a;
many lives as cat.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

The immense wheat crop OF the lower
Arkansas is completely harvested, and In
the best possible condition. Immense tracts
will average from thirty to forty bushels per
acre, and the railroad agents have notified
shippers that all cars received must be un-
loaded in twenty hours, so great will be
the rush of wheat.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

Considerable disgust is said to prevail
among the Twelve Apostles, Their names
are no longer mention in Topeka on Sunday
evening the time being entirely occupied by
Gov. ST, John in belaboring the Common
wealth.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

When Milwaukee hauled in thirty -seven
gamblers the other night, everybody was
greatly surprised to learn that only three
Aldermen we're in the lot. Il was expected
10 catch at least twelve.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

A Canadian widow lately achieved local
potoriety by marrying her daughters wild
ever eleven we~ks after the death Of her
husband.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

Nine conductors on the Michigan Central
Railroad have been discharged since last
Friday. 1t lie understood that they now
contemplate purchasing the road.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13
G. NJ. HOOVER, President.
K. W. EVANS, Cashier.
II. J. FRINGER. Asst Cashier.

pRscroRs-G NJ Hoover. Il. W. Evans,
II. l.. sitter, W. II. Harris. ii. J. Fringer.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS York: Donnell, Law
son x simpson.
81. Louis Mo-: Continental Bank.
Kansas City, Mo: Bank Of Kansas city.
Does a general banking business. Accounts
of individuals, firms and corporations solicited.
BUYS and sells exchange. VIII extend TO its
customers all facilities consistent with safe
banking.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

Women are everywhere using and recon-
mending Parker's Ginger Tonic, because
they have learned from experience that it
speedily overcomes dependency, indigestion
pain or weakness in the back and kidneys,
and other troubles peculiar to the eek
Home Journal. See adv.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-07-13

The average condition of the Iowa corn
crop lie below 20. 1t will take good weather,
and plenty oft. to bring it up to an average
crop.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-17
DEATHS.

SUBSTANTIALLY this city. on March IA, 1882,
Mrs. Ellen Shreiner, wIdSw of the late Charles
+. ShTeiner.
The relatives ard fl lends of the family arc
respectfully invited to attend the funeral,
from her late residence. No. 81 East James
street. on Friday afternoon at 2H O'Clock. In
terment at Shreiner's cemetery. ml4-3td*
ZRLL-In this city, March II, 1882 Mrs. Eliza
beth ZelI, aged 20 years. months and IL days.
Relatives and friends of the family are In
vited to attend the funeral, from the late resi-
dence OF tho deceased, No. 3I3 North Queen
street, on Sunday afternoon at O'Clock. Ser
vices at the First NJ. f. church Mt $50 o'clock.
Interment ct Lancaster cemetery
FRFH-In this city on the 18th inst, John
Free in the 43d year OF hisage.
The relatives and friends OF tho family, also
the respective societies of which he wcs q
member. are respectfully invited toattend the
funeral, from his late residence. No. 334 West
Orange street, on Sunday afternoon ut
o'clock. IntermGnt ut Woodward Hill cemc.
terry.
CoLv1N,-In this city, on the 18th of March.
1882, Mary d. Colvin, IN the s5th year OF her
age.
Tho relatives mud friends OF the falnily y
are respectfully invited to attend the funeral,
from the residence Of her nephew, r. ]. Col
vim, No. 7l5 North rrince street, on Saturday
afternoon at O'Clock. Interment at Lancas.
ter cemetery. lids
MIlLER-ln this city, on the 7th inst, Fred
erick Reed Miller, in the s2d year OF his age.
The relatives and friends of the family are
respectfully invited to attend the funeral
from his late residence, No. 153 Fremont
street, on Sunday afternoon at o'clock
Services at St. stephens's church. Lnterment
at Woodward Hill cemetery. ml7-2td
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-17
THIRD EDITION.
FRIDAY EVENING. MAR. II, 1851.
FREE LEAF,
roBACcO MEN OPPOSING The BILL

1
| The National Association Visit The Fresi-
dent and Reiterate Their Hostility
| to the Pending LegislatiOu.
| WASHINGTON, March 17.-The coven.
| ton of the National Tobacco association
was called to order at half past ten clock
this morning. After a few minutes had
been spent in the making Of speeches. q re-
cess was taken until 12 O'clock. The con.
vention in body then proceeded to the
executive mansion where the members
will Pay their respects to the president.
The president received his visitors in tho
private library and listened attentively to
the short address of Mr.. George Helme,
president of the association, who explained
their desire to defeat the pending legisla-
tion contemplating reduction of the to-.
baccO tax and their particular objection to
the free leaf bill but he made no response
except to say that he was glad to meet
them. All the members we're individually
presented to the president.
The convention was again called to
order at half past twelve o'clock. A res
olution was adopted extending an invita-
tion to all those engaged in the various
branches Off the tobacco trade to connect
themselves with the National tobacco as
sociatiOn.
A resolution, providing for the effecting
of permanent organization was also
adopted.
1t was then voted to extend the thanks
of the convention to Hon. VIM. D. Kelly
and others, for their opposition to the
" Free Leaf" bill, and for their cham
pionship of the interests Of the tobacco
manufacturers. The usual complimentary
resolutions were adopted, and convention
adjourned sine die.