The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-09-22
THE WRECKER SIDE SHOW.

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This way, gentlemen. to the side show
/ 1t vastly exceeds, In magnitude and interest
| the Main Pavilion. The greatest collection
Of living and stuffed curiosities the world
ever saw. Rush up! Roll up Jump upi
| Stump upi Crowd up Tumble up Any
way at all, so you get up.
This may be the very best opportunity yOu
will ever have to behold such an aggregation
of animals. Some of them were very wIc,
but they are tanning up gradually and are
positively ssfenow. This is their first season
on exhibitonln any collection
There, for instance, picking his tooth with
ten-fOot pole, is the great unique, terrible,
wild, uncomfortable Stewart GlasthCut US
convolvovus. He has hair all over him and
horus all over his back. He eats frsbrands
and sleeps on live Goals. He Is very tall and
has large, muscular grip. BE has thews
Of iron, head of India rubber. cheeks Of solid
brass, thighs of copper and feet set on ex-
actly in the middle so that he can run both
ways with equal facility. He can kick
hole through the moon. He Is a kicker.
So. roll up, tumble up, any way ct all, 80
you get upi Remember this may be the last
opportunity and that this great show can al
be seen for a single price. That price Is the
loss Of selt-Tespect, Of honor, truth and party
fealty.
Next, gentlemen, the wrecler side show
boasts of the possession Of the wonderful
and positively only Merrickan Rareandtesr-
rack -backandcome-ag gain Tiogean. This
wonderful animal, part FISH, part fowl and
some flesh, is alone worth the price Of ad-
mission. II is believed 10 be OF the male sex
and has a head OF immense proportions that
/ It IS very fond OF showing.
You must not offer this animal peanuts
/ for il will decline. It is a great cecliner- It
/ kicks, too. Indeed it kicked itself into It's
/ present captivity. Such rare animals DO not
4 live long, and you will be wise to see It now.
| Remember the whole show for q single price
of admission.
So, roll up, kick up, rear up, tear up,
sweep up, keep up, any order AZ al SO You
get up. All for single price Of admission.
And the price Is but the loss Of all a true man
holds dear, the success Of principles sancd-
fed by pain, blood, death and fioRted toward
the ocean of eternal fame on surgiuC per
fumed seas OF tears. Only single price fOT
the whole great show.
! In that cage is the wonderful and only
Dufer Vulture. 1t is an entirely new spe-
cies and not down In any Of the hooks. No
body appears to know any more than thstit
Is Vulture of large size and great cspaci-
ty, and can fly away with the largest ele-
phant. Barnum was obliged to guard jun
bo with the greatest care while in PittsPurg.
The Duffer Vulture used to eat ten men for
breakfast and all he could get for lunch, but
be is harmless now, and is believed 90 be In
failing health.
If you are wise you viii see him now A
single ticket will admit you 70 the entire
wreckeT side show and the cost Is very
cheap. 1t is only the loss Of a protective
tariff to American industry through the sue
cess of the Rebel Democracy. 1t j. only the
starvation prices to American mechanics
paid to English laborers. It is only the clos
ing up of the great workshops of your city
and the sending forth Of an army of tramPs
to line your country rOadsides and prey
upon the rural population, I'll the iails an7
ornament the gibbets. Surely 4 low priea
Get your tickets.
The next animal in size and rarity S the
Mikelmick Ursinus. BE is rare specir1e en- 2
North America and of the "Howler'' s1a
cies. He is not so large as he was, but ne :
VI EACab olLE anu AhlC tOAlAEt. " uEl ut
climbs tree he sticks there as long as plssi-
bic will let him. You can feed this animal
on peanuts il you viii, for he never ds lines.
He has a very large head and a wOnds nj
tail. He can hold on to the limb Of a tres
by his tail when every other hold gives way.
BE can kick, too, and howl very vigorously.
! The "Ursine HOwler'' Is baby in cOmpari-
son to him. He must be seen and heard Co
be appreciated at his true standard.
So, roll up, run up, rack up, back NJ,
mole up. howl up, any way at all 70 get up
to the great wrecker side show. This is pos
itively the last opportunity, for the Dana-
gers have signed contracts and put up for
feits to consolidate with the great Democrat
ic managerie. Remember one single price
Of admission, and that cheap. Only the los
/ of Republican success, the loss Of the fruits
| of four years war and twenty years peace
/ ful prosperity under Republican rule.
| Surely a low pTCe is this and this IS your
! last opportunity. What If the spirits OF
martyred fathers, sons, husbands and broth
ers pull YOU back with invisible hands
/ What if the blood of your murdered Ah-ls
cry to you from the Wilderness. AntieLam,
I Vicksburg, Gettysburg You will have the
grinniug applause Of every rebel and rebel
/ lious Democrat from ocean 10 ocean. frr--
Gulf 10 bOvder-lne The whole wracker
side-shOw on a single ticket Philadelphia
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