Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-07-26
The Dog-Kissing Girl.
TChicago Tribune,

liver complaint"
The Dog-Kissing Girl.
IChicago Tribune.
The custom that some young women
have of kissing poodle dogs is the
means of driving many young men to
dissipation. On a warm evening last
week young Chicago man went into
| the Palmer House bar-room, at Chicago,
and asked for drink of raw whisky,
with perfumery in it. He had wild
look in his eye, and the bartender set
out the whisky and asked what kind
of perfumery he wanted in it. He
said Anything. Put in some bit
ters; q little kerosene; squeeze an
onion over it, and rub the edge of the
glass with some assafGtida. Bah y
And he spit out some imaginary bad
tasting stuff The bartender put in
several bad-tasting things, and gave
the glass to the poor young man. He
swallowed it and asked for limburger
cheese. The bartender gave him a
piece of an old overshoe to chew, and
he seemed relieved.
After he had become calm he told
the bartender what was the trouble.
He had been calling on a girl, and che
owned poodle. All the evening she
would kiss that dog on the nose every
few minutes, and when he got ready
to come away she threw her arms
around his neck and they INDUCED in a
kiss that under ordinary circumstances
would have pulled the filling out of his
teeth; but he said it tasted doggy, and
almost made him sick He tried to
| get away, but she clung to him, and
again put her lips to his He said he
felt as though he should die, and he
got away after awhile and rushed for
the nearest saloon, where he drowned
his sorrow and dog-hair in the flowing
bowl He said every time she kissed
that dog he felt like the girl that ate
tomatoes the first time The thoughts
of her kissing that dogs nose, that had
been in SO many places OF disrepute-
smelling old bones in alleys, and hunt
ing dirty things in out-of-the-way
places-was too much, and he wept
and asked for another drink. The
bartender tried to brace him up by
telling him that be would feel better
in the morning, and that he should not
let small dog come between him and
bliss. He said he didn't want any
more bliss, and he should never feel
any better in the morning.
Why said he, as he drank the
liquor, and gagged, 1 shall never be
able to look dog in the face without
getting sick To think Of that beautj-
full girl kissing that dog If she had
seen the dog as | did that afternoon,
with some other dogs. she would faint.
Oh see that my grave is kept green,
and put an iron fence around it, to
keep dogs away. Give me another
drink
Young women who despise the man
who puts the cup to his neighbours lips
to steal away bis brains should be
careful about putting the unsavory
dogs nose to their own lips. They
may catch the dog-distemper, and will
have to drink gunpowder and milk.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, the great medicine for the
cure of all female complaints, is the
greatest strengthener Of the back,
stomach. nerves, kidneys, urinary and
genital organs of man and woman ever
known. Send for circulars to Lydia
E. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
We are glad to learn by late piece
of sheet music that "The Moonlight
Soft is falling" In these times of
high prices it is gratifying to learn
that even moonlight is falling.
"Since taking DIR. Lindsey's Blood
Searcher' that old sore of mine is en-
tirely cured" Sold by all druggists.
Why is it that whenever you are
looking for anything you always find
it in the last place you looky The
reason is you always stop looking
when you find il.
There is no excuse for any one hav-
ing a headache, dizziness. fever and
ague, or malaria, if they take Sellers
Liver Pills"
Just because his girl wouldn't 90
walking with him, New Jersey
youth shot himself Some people |
may consider this act the sign of
tender heart, when in reality nothing
was tender but his brain.
Do not be deceived. Insist on hav-
ing the genuine Browns Iron Bitters,
made only by the Brown Chemical Co,
and take nothing else
A wire fence two hundred miles
long is to be put up from the Indian
Territory west across the Texas "Pan
handle" and thirty.fve miles into
Mexico. Its purpose is to stop the
drift of the northern cattle, and it is
expected that it will pay q large per
centage on the Investment.