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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
A SMALL FARM FOR SALE

On account of Ill health the subsciber offers his farm
in Bloomington Village, near Congregational church,
for sale. This farm consists Of so of good land
in an excellent state of cultivation. Cold spring
ter running to the buildings. very good apple or
chard Sugar orchard of $50 trees; buckets holders
and pans etc. CHEAP FOR CASH.
VIM. KNAPP.
Bloomington, Aug. 25, 1882. 1914
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
New Advertisements.
NOTICE,

All persons holding orders against the town Of Iras
burgh, duly drawn by the selectmen of the town,
officer authorized by Jaw to draw such ORDERS are
notified that they will be paid on presentation to me
or before October 10Th. next after which date they
will cease to be interest bearing.
G. w. WHEELER, Town Treasurer.
& Irasburgh. VT, Sept. l, 1882. 36-3S
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04

Goods at half price," said the
sign. "How much is that teapot?'
asked an old lady. "Fifty cents,
num-" was the response. "Guess
I'll take it," she said, throwing down
a quarter. The sign was taken in.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04

REMARKs.-The market is firm on butter and prices
have advanced; choice made is in demand
Cheese is firm. Eggs in steady demand. Beans
quiet Flour still remains dull and lower prices
are waited for, but the price is already low. Pork.
lard and hams firm. Corn and oats are selling
fairly. Potatoes are in steady demand and firm
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
Speeial Nutiees.
"A O "A r. ID

DIR. KLINEs Great Nerve Restorer is the marvel of
the age Tor all Nerve Diseases All fits stopped free.
Send to 93l Arch Street. PHILADELPHIA Pa
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
PROBATE COURTS.

Probate Courts will be held on the first Tuesday Of
each month at the Probate Office, ITasburgh; on the
first Wednesday of each month at my office, Barton
Landing on the last Friday Of each month at T.
CIRCUITS Office Newport. o. Fl. AUSTIN Judge.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
DIED.

MN- All notices of deaths inserted free; obituary
notices and poetry .fve cents per line.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04

To all who suffering from the errors and indis-
cretions OF YOUTH nervous weakness early decay loss
of manhood, &C.. viii send recipe that Will cure
you. FhBE of CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered by missionary in South America Send a
selfaddressed envelope to the REV. JOSEPH T. IKMAN
Station D. New York City.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
Orleans County Monitor.
Barton, VT, september 4. 1882.
New Advertisements To-Day.

+. E. ingalls,, Concord, n. H., Heart Disease
Ero,cb Dve House. Boston Mass Dyeng
Estate of Isaac P. whitney, Cralsbury.
C. W Wheeler. IrasbuTgh. Notice
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
SONIC.
LOCAL NE w S.

Regular Communication of Orleans Lodge, No. IS,
& A. NJ. Friday, September %.
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Glover, Sept. 2, 1882.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
LAMONTE ITEMS.

Mrs. A. J. Bumgarner, OF Sedalia, is
Wis ting friends at at this place this week
Miss Fannie Arnott and Miss Mary
Tripp returned home to Sedalia on We'd
nesday last
Mrs. {. B. Littlefeld. of Knobnoster
is visiting at MIR. J. X. McConnells, and
will remain till Sunday evening.
Rev. John Cooley, of Snithton, will
preach in the Baptist church in this place
to-day, morning and evening.
Miss Laura Rudy returned home YES
terday from the Normal school at War
rensburg, where she graduated In class.
Quite an interesting excitement too K
place on our streets one day this week.
One of our councilmen was exercising his
new horse when the mayor of the town
prsnced out on his fine riding horse and
challenged the other for q canter through
town, which was accepted. when one OF
our blacksmiths mounted AL Woods rid
ing horse and made it quite interesting for
the other parties. Query-Where was our
marshall?
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
NOTES FROM NEVADA.
'ond.nce of the BAZoo.

Correspondence oi the BALoo.
Misses Annie Prewitt and Ellen Doss.
who have been attending the ElizabeIh
Aull Seminary, at Lexington. have return
ed home for vacation.
The Fair company have been making
substantial improvements in the buildings
on the grounds, and have let the contract
for grading new race track. They ex-
pect TO have the best fair this fall i'm the
history OF the county.
Prosecuting Attorney o. s. Hoss. and
A. j. King. school commissioner and DEM
Ocratic nominee for county recorder, left
Friday morning for a visit To Sedalia and
Sweet Springs.
Wheat harvest has commenced, and
farmers rport splendid yield of heavy,
well-filled grain. The people of this
county, farmers, merchants and all others
are i'm good spirits, and look with conf
dence for good times in the future.
A special Sunday excursion Is ar
ranged to go from Nevada 20 Kansas City
and return. A train is secured for that
purpose, and one hundred tickets have
been sold TO the gallant young gents of the
city. many of whom will take their girls
along.
Circuit Court has been in special session,
and the following Grimm Is convicted and
sentenced: Chas. Woodward, horse stealing.
two years in pen; Isaac Phipps, forgery,
two years: Henry McDaniels (coloredl
grand larceny. two wears. Sheriff Fisher
and III. &. Roceleff left for Jefferson with
the above OH Friday night
Samuel Klontz, son of prominent citi-
zen of this county, aged about thirty-fve,
has been adjudged insane and was taken
to Fulton bv Sheriff Fisher. The unhappy
victim was married about five wears ago TO
a woman, VINO proved how completely she
had deceived him, by presenting an heir
i'm few months after the marriage. They
feparated, OF course, and the sense
so disgrace on this account. hur-
ried him on the road To insanity. He has
been cranky" for year or two, but has
grown rapidly worse during the last six
months, and is now, very probably, hope
less maniac His father does not seem to
care anything about the matter. He was
i'm town this week but did not even GO to
see his unfortunate son, who was confined
in Jail.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

DR.. E Williams is a Cincinnati
physician of high local reputation.
He moved his Offices, and the vacated
ones were taken by a DR.. w. Will.
Jams, who put out a big sign, and ad
vertised extensively simply as ''Dr.
Williams thus profiting by the fame
of his predecessor. DIR. E Williams
published card to say that "no de-
cent doctor ever advertises his pro.
fession;" also announcing his solemn
conviction "that such thieves will new.
er get to heaven. In trying to climb
up some other way the guarding an
gel of the ramports of paradise will
chop off their bloody and mercenary
fingers and drop them into the bot
tomless pit to seethe forever in the
healing vapors of their infallible nos.
trums."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
The Future of Alex. Stephens.

Washington Core ponderce Philadelphia Times
Hon. Alex. Stephens has not been able
: to leave his rooms since his accident i'm
spraining his ankle at the capitol four
weeks ago. He is doing well, however,
except when the cool weather gives him
rheumatism in the sprain, and he has his
daily games of whist as usual. He seems
quite unconcerned about the prospect Of
being nominated for governor for Georgia.
andsays he would really prefer not To he
forced into this contest, As he ieels that he
ought to have some rest. But he does not
speak as ii he felt at all secure of being
nominated. The election for delegates to
the regular democratic convention will
not occur until july and the the conven-
ton will meet on the 18th of the month
Mr.. Stephens told me weeks ago that he
would accept no nomination except from
the regular democratic party in his state,
and would do that only ii it was demand
ed on the plea that he alone could harmon
ize the political factions in his state. He
says he would infinitely rather retire from
public life next March, when his term in
congress will expire.
Ii elected Governor of Georgia he wi II be
inaugurated in November, and so could
not of course serve at the next session OF
the present congress. If elected he SAYS he
scarcely expects ever to come to Washing.
ton again. The salary of the Governor OF
Georgia is only $1,000 per annum- The
term of service is two years. There is,
however, quite handsome mansion pro-
vided for the governor at Atlanta, which
Mr.. Stephens says he will certainly fill
with company ii elected governor. His
niece will then preside for him. When l
asked him If he would have an inaugura-
ton ball he said he did not know, bu,
in his younger DAYS he ALWAYS used to give
election balls i'm his town. and would
charter the hotel in that place and invite
all the people in the neighborhood to at.
tend. He used to give grand bsrbecues
too. He sail loves to entertain.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
See the fine display of
vests just received at VAIN
sley'S 223 Ohio street.
MILDLY Morgan.
ience of Boston Transcript.

correspondence OF Boston Transcript.
One one the most striking figures i'm
the world of New York journalism is that
of Miss Mary Morgan. the reporter of the
live stock markets for the Times, and bet
ter known as MILDLY" Morgan. She is
tall, plain. raw-boned woman, Just 6fty
years old, simple i'm dress, and having tho
appearance of Western farmers wife.
She has had a varied experience She
comes of good family and was born in
Ireland. AS soon as she could walk she
took to riding on horseback, and gradually
acquired knowledge of hOrsehesh that
proved useful to her when, as a member of
Victor EmmanuePs staff. she was intrusted
with the duty of buying the horses of his
army. She is an excellent Italian, French
and German scholar, and i'm many ways
an accomplished woman. Her tastes take
her among horses and cattle, and she
seldom misses a rare that is worth
seeing i'm the vicinity of New York.
About fifteen years ago she came to
the country with letter OF introduction
to Horace Greeley. She wanted employ
ment on the Tribune, and partly in Jest
had just begun. Her account of the pro-
CceuiHsS was dcccptcu iustcdu OI tudt iTOfu
the regular reporter. She afterwards be-
came connected with the Times, and for
ten years past has furnished the reports Of
the cattle markets for its columns At 5
o'clock in the morning she can be seen in
her odd costume stalking about among the
drovers at the live stock yards in Jersey
City, or in Sixteenth street, looking at the
cattle and sheep and hogs that nave come
from the west, and making up her report
for the day. She is as good a Judge of q
steer as can be found; can tell you the
weight of a horned creature at q glance,
and is an expert in all matters relating to
COWS, calves, sheep and pigs, as we'll as
horses. The occupation may seem a queer
one for a woman, but Miss Morgan is
highly respected by all who know her, and
she has accumulated handsome compen-
sation by her connection with the Times
and Herald, to both of which journals she
furnishes reports of the live stock market.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
McALLISTER SPRINGS.
The Season Opened and Visitors
Pouring In.
Correspondence SUNDAY BAzoo.

Correspondence sunday BAzUo-
McALLIsTER SPRINGS, June L.. 1852.
The summer sOlsiice Is upon US. and It's
effect has visibly increased the number OF
health and pleasure seekers who visit the
famous McAllister Springs for one or the
other OF these o. jects i'm view.
Never i'm the history Of the Springs have
the preparations for the comfort amp pleas
As they are this season. Everything is i'm
perfect order: nothing having been left un-
done which should have he, n done.
Owing to the uutrag, ni;> lingering
Of naughty spring in th- lap of
winter, the fac OF orr hotel
Ike, pers were r'th.r longer than IA
ture had planned a.:i i:si,i"ned Ill, m, iur
Il did seem as though their hol-d-ior >hil.
wound not come in this wear. Bu' Their
has been most agreeable shor ening an,
broadening Of these faces, a. li.e q ,iiv ar
rival Of gu =, brioken 4 rsiurn Il Ire .,od
old times and a consequent ~wc;lin. of
pocketbooAs. which had tattenr, under the
pressure of 70 MANY improvenn uis AMI at
fractions. All will vet ne merry and CAV
AT the spring..
Sol. kingsbak.r the Sr,ialia cigar
man, registered here Friday.
j. Il. Crandall of ~. L"IIis. * ut the
Springs for the day and viii return to
spend the Sabbath.
M. {. Nichols, OF Laramie City, Wyo-
ming Territory, took dinner mt the Hof-
man hotel, Friday.
DIR. 3. S Riley, of Concordia, and
Miss Luly Rily OF Houstonia, are among
tine recent arrivals.
-George Speight, Chief Engineer Of the
Shot Tower, 81. Louis, is at the Springs
for few days, for his health.
Conductor A. q. Brown of Sedalia, is
registered at the Hoffman hotel. He will
remain few days ruslicating.
&c. ". Latimer, county surveyor, OF
Saline, Is at the Hoffman hotel, for the
purpose Of locating the new iron bridge,
OF one hundred and twenty feet span, to
cross the Black Water at this point.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

Il
Adelphus wore his breeches tight,
| OF that he didn't Think
! When he put on his roller skates
= To show off at the rink.
{ l!tS hrst adventure his last
He'll put on skates no more;
L" tried to kick the roof all in.
WI III down on the floor.
V n Dolphy dropped the girls all laughed
10 AS an awful fall
Md when they had their backs all turned
ILL., hacked up 'gainst the wall;
I ia lied friend, took off the skates
Nnd giving him "a wink,
- lei: Jim. lend me thar lOng-tailed coat:
want To leave this rink."
-Argonaut.
ID Jim he l.nt the long tailed coat
But II was slit too high:
And when Doiph went To turn around,
hat coat n got awry;
And Ia. the girls all hid their eyes
Lest they should W Idly stare
For what they saw-it wasn't shirt
But something white and bare.
What the average glr doesn't know about
mustaches nobody can tell her.--Exehange
How does she know" She had one and never
will have one. Information on this tonsoriaI sub
ject is respectfully solicited from the girls by 'old
Flea Bite
-Awarrant has been issued i'm New York for tn.
arrest of an old bachelor who killed society bees
cat which disturbed his slumbers.- Exchange.
Now you SEQ that i what gets for being
bachelor. Ii he had been married man, had
done his duty properly and the her OF six or
seven >quaing young hOpefuls, that society bellies
cat would never have disturbed his SAUNDERS in the
least deg, &c.
There is a kick in quarters against tight
trUtI>erS.-ExChdnge.
Ii the old man were To- be very angry and should
kick between the hind quarters the result might
prove to he very uis,strou, one.
There Is young lady living in the suburbs or
thi> city that never had 4 mans arm around her
waist. She measures OF inches around the waist
and We might add, she Is only o. inches high
Rich Hill Gazette.
That's easily understood; Rich uill always had
green, ulmid set 0i boys that never could muster
courage enough 10 c.l a sweet dam-S:l 64-65 and
Get hrst-class hGgyiBg-an armfui. And in fact
that girl isn't one Of he hussins kind she feels
big.-CEnton Advocate.
Send her over To Se,ialia, and if she don't get
Rugged, well hu. ged and Rugged all around her 81
inch OF waist, ii won't I've on: fault although We
are mighty nice
-LonloR swell society won't read Sunday pa
pers.-Exchange.
The trouble Is, the papers OF London are probably
naughty. Ii a few copies of the SUNDAY MoRSiSe'
BAzoO were to he sent across the big water London
swell society would read nothing sc.
woman lies at the base of all life, whether good
or eviL-Exehange.
Yes indeed she does, bat it is generally with
slipper.
AT this season, the question which interests
boy is so much whether his life will be crowned
with glory and honor, ~ whether his new summer
vest is To be made Of his father old trousers-EX.
Pretty good, but the average boy don't care much
for vest this time Of year, all he wants is a good
deep place in the river and not even trousers can
disturb him.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

Oscar Wilde is changing his cos.
tune frequently during his second
western tour. In Cincinnati he wore
a swallow-railed coat of black velvet,
lined with red silk, knee-breeches and
waistcoat of black satin, black silk
stockings, and masses oflace in place
of shirt bosom and cuffs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
How They Will Blaze.

The red heads of Central Illinois are
talking of holding their triennial conclave
in this city at an early date, at which none
but red haired ladies and gents will be ad-
mitted as delegates. Review.
Sandy tried to get up such convention
in this city, but as he wanted to be treasurer
of the concern, the effort was failure.
Sandy, you may succeed in pulling the red
wool over the optics of the red-headed
suckers, but you will never handle the
funds of the blushing haired pukes.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
Dissolution Notice.

The firm heretofore known as Ramsey
& Melior. have this day. dissolved BY
mutual consent, w. H. Ramsey retiring.
The firm hereafter will be carried on by j.
w. Mellor All outstanding debts will be
paid by the said s. W. Mellor. All those
knowing themselves indebted to said firm
will please call as soon as possible and pay
to the firm OF j. W. Mellor.
June is. 1882. j. w. MELLoR,
S-ISd3t w III. RAMSEY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

ARE YOU MADE miserable by indi-
gestion, Constip alton, Dizziness, Loss of
Appetite, Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vitalizer
is positive cure For sale bv all druggists
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver COM
plant, you have a printed guarantee on
every bottle of Shiloh's VitiliIer. 1t never
fails to cure. For sale by all druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

The only place in Sedalia
where you can get Vain
Wright's beer is at Fischer's.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20


Pastor Bradley of the Congregation
al church at Birmingham, Conn.
whom the deacons lately undertook tn
expel on a charge of heresy, has form
ulated new creed, and majority of
his church have voted to adopt it. 1t
is i'm its entirety as follows: "This
ch urch is an association of believers
IN Jesus Christ, associated for the
purpose of mutual edification in truth
and Righteousness and for the promo
ton of Christ's kingdom in the world.
We believe that the principles which
constitute Christian discipleship are
the two commandments which Jesus
gave. "Thou shalt love the Lord thy
God with all thy heart and mind and
soul and strength and Thou shalt
love thy neighbor as myself We
believe, therefore, that any one who
accepts these commandments as
binding on conscience. and life, and
who seeks to guide his conduct with
Gods help by them. is disciple of
Christ, fully entitled to the rights and
duties of christian fellowship" Mr..
Bradley does not believe in the ver-
bal inspiration of the Scriptures, and
in several other respects his orthodoxy
is unsOund.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

-Pimples, blotches, or sores disappear
under the influence of 0len's Sulpur
Soap.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure IN
one minute.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

-SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY
positive cure for Catarrh, Diphtherea and
Canker Mouth. For sale by all druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
DCRLEI HALL.
APPLEToS CITY, Mo.
j. W. Grantley, Proprietor.
Will seat 500.
LAMAR OPERA HOUSE
LAMAR, Mo.
Brown Il Avery, Proprietors
Full scenery. Seats gu

advertisements at the head vi this column, not
exceeding four lines, s. per annum.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

Try Sichers' ice cream
soda, unsurpassed in the city
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

THE REV. GEO. II. THA1EK, Of
Bourbon, Ind, says: Both myself and
wife owe our lives to SHILOH'S CON.
SUMPTION CURE."-For sale by all
druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

Smoke Peter Kuhn's Resolution
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
FOOTLIGHT FLASHES.
Items Of Interest to Play-Goer
From Everywhere.

SMITHS OPERA HOUSE,
SEDALIA, Mo.
Geo T. Brown Il Co., Le>Sees.
Seating capacity 500.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20

public expression Of their love and de-
votion to Him in a public manner.
What is this but the outward express
ion of that inward life whirl is the
only true and real part of our being!
While we know not the source of
life save as We accept the inspiration
and teachings of the Bible, nor are We
able to understand its complexities
and wonders, no more than We can
peer into the future and discover our
certain destiny, this We may know:
That there is more far us than this
little brief round of toll and worry
1t cannot be that some Mighty Power
has gwen to us these hopes, as
pirations, longinss. beliefs and
universal instincts, only to have them
end at death; with nn iruition in lii,
hereafter. Such a creator woul.i be 4
devil, fiend, a tvrant cf the M"
despotic cunning.
But the end is not the p,.ve.
Death is not the sole nn r.unii;:.. np
of life, the eternal seal ui.on tIr b. at
ing heart. We live to-day; tomor-
we slip away from these scenes to
move into a larger sphere. where death
is unknown and no grave is ever dug.