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Grand Discoveries.

The discovery of great remedy is
frequently matter of accident. This,
however, Is not the case with Taraxine,
now widely known and approved as an
almost infallible remedy Tor the Liver
Complaint and diseases of the Kidneys
and Bowels. The best physicians have
for many years used various prepare
tIons of dandelion root in these diseases
but with only Indifferent success. After
a long series of fexperimeuts, combin-
alton, with the active principle of the
Dandelion as a basis, and other approx
ed remedies to heigthen its potency has
been effected. and the desired specific
for these diseases has been found in the
roduction-Taraxine. For sale by II.
q. Starr & Co. Call for Tarax'ne mem
orandum books, free. L2c
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PITH AND POINT.

When fashion arrives at o dead
stand still. some one comes forward
with a new way of putting up the back
hair.
The Black Hills Yigilauts hanged
some criminals two DOORS from q house
in which Boston lady was staying, and
she went straight back to Boston.-Chi-
ea9o Journal. ..
A Boston conductor cries the name
Of the street lust as a young fellow from
the country was kissing his girl, "Saw-
yeri" ssDon't car 4 you did /; we're go
ing to be married next week; SO therei"
James N. Noon. is the name of a
chap who offers to fight any man in the
world. He'll find somebody vet who'll
make him wonder why his name stop
ped In the middle of the day.-Detroit
Free Press.
When Secretary Folger sscalls'' for
thirty million dollaiS, he must hold a
pretty ssfiush hand (The foregoing
reached this office o. 1 postal card, and
IL Is all Greek TO tt Is probably a
quotation from a work on Finance. r.
Norristoaou Herald. fa,
when i. NabrasI,a ,,anar v;sbas 20
;n.;nnate that a nro,ninent cit;zen ia o,o,.
ing to the bad thro oh liquor, it saws:
"The Honorable N :. Marphy is making
a valuable collection of snakes 81 West.
ern editors know how to express them
selves poetically.-L9,oeHG Gtizen.
Mo,ha- d.aas 81 80, 49,
..lst.. JoeS o.; ssv.. S.e,y
s.Ws, - n t.IIn ny SuilI,
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Manufacture Of Butterine In the Meth.
erlands.

An article in the Journal of the Royal
Agricultural Society of England, by the
editor, contains some points that cannot
fail to interest butter makers, butter
dealers and butter eaters, and meanwhile
may not fail to entertain manufacturers
of oleomargarine. lardine, etc, with all
the =. ines" of the kind used as substi-
tutes for butter in the United States, and
sold too often, alasi as butter. making
him who is guilty of such a transaction
a criminal. and liable, on prosecution, to
punishment for the violation of law.
Editor jenkins, of the journal, defines
terms as follows: .s Artificial butter" is
the term he prefers as being definite and
easily understood; this, however faulty
it may be deemed by some, is decidedly
preferable to that seen posted up in the
Boston Produce Exchange as "oleomar- "
garine butter" objected to because of its
indefiniteness, and therefore very diff
cult to be understood. We object to the
use of the word butter in either case, for
butter is an oily, fatty substance got
from milk or cream by churning, shaking
or stirring it. On the London market
artificial butter, from the Netherlands,
is quoted as I" Bosch;" sometimes, jo-
cosely, as ..Bosh-" Isnot this latter term
too near the truth to be q joke? The
origin of the name is as follows; 'The
district round Hertogenbosch (Bois-le-
Duc), commonly written Bosh, the capi-
tai Of the province of North Brabant,
sent, to London market an inferior
quality of Dutch butter. That brand
has disappeared under the influence of
the artificial butter (so-called), chiefly
made in. and about that region. In
American Journals and in English papers
one reads of oleomargarine as being ap-
parently the same substance, whereas it
bears the same relation TO artificial but
ter that -four does to plum pudding.
Butterine is another name that has been
used; but, ike the term oleomargarine,
it has been applied indifferently to that
substance and to artificial better, So
called. Inthe supplement of Webster's
unabridged butterine, is defined ga sub
stitute for butter (Which has long been
our defnition), made from animal fat
called also oleomargarine."
Holland is the chief place in Europe
for manufacturing this substitute for but
ter. No patent law is found there. Un-
til lately there was but one factory-that
of Messrs. Jurgens, of Oss, about fifteen
miles from Hertogenbosch, and for five
wears that firm kept the trade entirely
in their own hands. At the present time
there are some fifty or more factories,
vet the old firm keeps the lead and ex-
ports to England some ninety tons per
week of Whist they call " artificial but
teri Two or three other firms follow
with forty to sixty tons per week, and
smaller factories, and even farm daifies,
bring ND the enormous total.
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The Doctors Last Happy Resort.

EVANSVILLE, Inu., IT, 1851.
1 recently had a very difficult case
of Consumption. i treated ii in the
most scientific manner possible, but to
no effect; patient grew worse. Rather
than give MP, and as last resort, / de-
cided, much against my wish, to use
remedy that cured One of my former
patients. Greatly to my surprise, the
patient began to gain, and in much
horter time than 1 dared ever expect
>he was completely cured. The name
of This remarkable remedy is DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. /
now use il altogether in my practice
Leading NJ. d. Evansville. Trial bot
ties free ut Houghton's Drug Store.
LHrge size $l.00. lily
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Don'tb be Silly.

Don't let foolish prejudice against
popular medicine sand between you
aud the health of your wife, child, or
baby. 1t Is always right to advertise a
blessing. DIR. Kennedv's "Favorite
Remedy" is II blessing. 1t has saved
thousands aud 1t will help you. III you
are sick and miserable, we advise yo1
to spend Que Dollar for this medicine,
and then write TO the Doctor, ut Ron
dout. n. Y, as to how you feel. For
troubles of the Kidneys, Bowels, Liver,
and Blood 1t has no equal. 37-2
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Fortunes for Farmers and Me-
chanlcS.

Thousands of dollars can be saved by
using proper judgment in taking care
of the health of yourself and family. II
you are Bilious, have sallow complex
ion, poor appetite, low spirits, and gem
orally debilitated do not delay mo-
ment, but go at once and procure bot
tie of those wonderful Electric BIZ 'ters,
which never fail to cure, and that for
the trifiin sum of fifty cents.-Tribune.
Sold by j. w. Houghton. LILY.
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Bucklen's Arnica salye.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rhuem,
Fever Sores, letter, Charped hands,
Chilblains, Corns and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles. 1t is
guaranteed to give satisfaction or mon
refunded. Price 20 cents per box. For
sale by j. w. Houghton. ely
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ouInIne superseded.

We have much pleasure in recommending
Thermaline 20 our readers as an absolute euro
for Malaria. The best and most reliable sub
stitute for quinlne known. Tho manufac-
turers' name alone Is a guarantee of its merit
It's efficacy is as wonderful as its cheapness
25c. per box For particulars see advertise
menI
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-06-07

Mrs. L. G. Coburn, lady Of San
Antonio, Tex, has 10000 silk worms at
work in her yard.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-06-07

Have the courage to be ignorant OF
n ereat number of things in order to
avoid the calamity Of being ignorant of
everything.
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PALMER'S
COCOA
CREAM

Promotes the hair to a luxuriant
growth; keeps the head free from
dandrufr; stops falling hair, thus pre-
venting premature badness; the best
and cheapest hair dressing in the mar
ket. Prepared by
E. A. PALMER & BRO, CLEVELAND.
And sold by the trade generally.
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Texas boasts an animal whieh has
features of both an OK and horse.
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MIR. VIM. wESTFALL,

OF DUcHxss Co, 80 YEARS OF AGE, SUFFERED Coz
TISUALLY PROM STONE IN THE BLADDER
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A BREACH OF DISCIPLINE.

"Its no use speaking, Brcreton; l
| must go".
care you mad, Kendall? rts your night
on guard, and you know what marti-
net the Colonel is"
"Confound the Colonel! tell you, l
will go. L lie ColoncPs not dancing
man. He'll know nothing about it,"
"Don't you believe it. The Colonel's
thick with those Lindsay girls. and Ill
bet you ten TO one he's there to meet
them"
"Oh hang ii! I'll take my chance
them" was the reply in the dogged tone
of man who knows he is in the wrong,
but does not choose to yield.
The speakers were two officers Of
fhn -th Regiment, which had been
puartered for the last six months at
Singleboro. The subject of discussion
was a great public ball which was to
take place that evening. The regiment
was to he relieved in day or two, and
the ball would be the last at which the
gallant officers of the -th would be in
that hospitable town. 1t had been q
gay season, and the redcoats had enter
ed heartily into the festivities, and now
that their departure was nigh, there
must have been many an incipicnt heart
ache in gentle bosom here and there
The girls indeed of that favored distric
were SO pretty, that even a brave SOL
dier might be excused if pang shot
through his manly breast at the thought
of leaving them behind,
Captain kendall looked very obstinate
as he answered the prudent admoni-
tions of his friend Brcrot on, WHO gave
long whistle, and tapped the ground
ominously with his cane. ri gave you
credit for moro common sense", he re-
sumed after pause.
"Then you were misiaSen, you see|
$50 it seems, but il is an awfnl pity.
You'll be cashiered to a certainty, for
the old follow is keen as hawk and is
sure 10 find you out. say, man, be ad-
vised; give it up; the games too dan
gerous."
"Pooh"! exclaimed the other testify.
81 tell you the Colonel won't be there, if
he were, trust to me TO dodge him.
Why, bless you he's blind as a molep
Ills friend looked utterly unconvinc-
ed, but remonstrancc was plainly of no
use.
"It's all because of that Leslie girl, "he
said ruefully, for he was honestly at"
tached TO his messmate, and saw Gle arly
the consequence which might be ex pect-
cd TO follow upon his attendance at the
ball. "Lord what an ass spooniBg makes
of a fellowl Thank Heaven, | am n OF
in love"l
"Spare yonr eloquence and have..done
now, can't you9" repliedCaptain Ken
dial ungraciously. ''Go must and will,
but trust to me TO take care of myself
The two friends walked down The
rest of the street in silence till Brereton
turned into his club, while the other
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mcnts before him, and awkwardly en-
deavoring 10 turn the conversation into
another channel. The Colonel ans.
wered at random, for his thoughts
were perplexing.
Mystified, and righteously set on
convicting the offender as he doubtless
was, he could not help, nevertheless,
feeling perception of the comical side
of the question. He felt, too, that how
ever fully convinced he might be in h is
own mind of Captain Kendall's offence,
1t would perhaps be difficult matter
to prove 1t. At length he cleared his
throat portentuously, and returned to
the charge.
"Look here, Captain Kendall" he
SAID in accents which somehow had
taken milder sound from the bent of
his cogitations, otis no use beating
about the bush; l could stake my
existence that l saw you at. the ball.
But how you came TO be here now is
another matter, and don't pretend to
know how you managed it. You had
better make clean breast of 1t, and
though it would be my duty to take
proceedings out against you-yet if you
will explain, it is possible that i may
just for once, considering the peculiar
features Of the case, be induced to take
a lenient view of very grave misde-
meanor, SIR"
Thus encouraged, the culprit, who
detected kindly twinkle in the usually
stern gray eye which was fixed upon
him, made free and full confession of
his fault and of the causes which led
thereto.
The colonel. ihnn0h rpnli advanced
in the vale of years, had not outlived
the memory of youthful hopes, and was
kindly man, though strict disciplin.
arian. The young lady whose fair
image had lurcd the lover from his
duty, was rather favorite with him,
and considering, as he said, the peculiar
features of the case, he consented TO
overlook The offence, and inflicted no
worse punishment on the delinquent
than reprimand, which was received
in dutiful silence, and with all due
contrition. Six months later the colo
mel made an eloquent speech at the
wedding of two happy young people,
on which occasion Captain Brereton
acted as best man. Then two sweet
blue eyes looked playfully into his, as
the pretty bride thanked him in a
mysterious whisper for the solitary
and memorable occasion when he had
consented, for once in his life, TO over
ivok ana condone signal breach of
discipline.
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Ballad of q Brave Cattle Man.


hcross tho broad brown Texan hills,
With blossoms TO our brOnchos' knees,
With singing birds by broken rills,
We rode through seas ofdrowsy bees.
We talked. The topic? Guess. Why. sir,
Three.iourths of mans whole time he keep
To talk, TO think, to be of HER;
The other fourth he sleeps.
To earn what the mighty know love,
laughed all constancy to scorn.
"Bchold yon happy, changeful doyei
Behold this day, all storms at morn,
Yet now lis changed TO calm and sun,
Yea, all things change-the heart, thoheat
Behold on earth here is notone
That changoth not,"I I said.
lie drew glass. as If to scan
The plain Tor steers, raised it and s.-hed.
lie crancd his neck, this cattl e-man,
Then drove the cork home and replied
"For twenty years forgive these tears)
For twenty years no word of strife:
have not known for twenty yeaIs
One Jolly from my wife"
looked that Texan in The face
That dark k-browed, bearded cattlc-msn.
lie pulled his beard; then dropped in place
A broad right hand, all SCARED and tan,
An 4 toyed with something shining there
From ont his hnlatnr. bow o~d r',r"n'
was convinced. l did not caro-
To argue it at all.
The ardor of my speech grew stu
AS VIC rode on that perfect day.
The brown birds piping from the hill;
The crickets had ii their own way.
I xvoudoro1 uorvol cd pnorvnIob ,,,uob
Was she of Texan growth? Was she
OfSaxon blood, that boastcd such
Eternal constancy?
Well, we fell weary with the day.
Gods bars of gold across the west
Before us drew and made rs stay
Beside blossomcd hill to rest
But rest could not Know must
The story OF my Texan guide;
Ills dauntless love, enduring trust;
His blest immortal bride.
The campfire blazed, the bronchos grazcd,
And bclly-dcep in bloom and grass
Would blink as by the bright flame dazed,
Or sniff to smell the panther pass.
The massive Texan stars stood out,
Bright camp fires of poor, weary souls,
Bound heavenward. While all about
Crouchcd Peace, with white patrols.
7 ,vn"ii not si.ar -~iii lnoVv.
"Now twenty years, my man." said
as a long time" He turned and drew
A short pipe forth, also n sigh.
"'I'is twenty years or more," said he.
"Nay, nay, my honest man, vow
I do not doubt that this may be;
Eut foil Oli toll mo how
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h 00a week in your own town. s5 Outfit
Shhlr free. No risk. Everything new
~OOCapltal not required. We win furn
ish everything. Many are making
fortunes. Ladies make MS much as men. and
boys and girls make great pay. Reader, il you
want business at which you can make great
nay all The time you work write for parlicuarstO
HALLETT& Co, Portland, Maine. 3Gl
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.


Misunderstanding in the Court House, Rev. c.
Hibbard pastor. sabbath services at 10 40 Il. m.
and p. M; sunday school at IL p. m. Prayer
meeting Thursday evening at O'Clock.
COngregdtiondt-Corncr Pleasant and Main SITS
Rev. 81 l.. Ii. Speare, pastor. Sunday services al
10 AS AM. and 1880 Pm. Thursday evening
prayer meeting at 1900,
Methodiet-North Plcasantst. Rev. M. ID. Mead
pastor. Sunday services at 10:45 A. NJ. and
!: :OO>P.M. Thursday evening prayer meeting al
800. Glass meeting on Friday evening at 80.
Episcopdl-St. Stephens Church-Main st. Rev
VIM. j. Tilley, rector. Sunday school at ].
Roman Cdtholic-Weybrldge-st. Rev. Ed. II
Mallory, pastor. Sunday services, alternate Sab.
paths; High Mass at 10 90 AM; Vcspers and
uenediction at 6 30 Pm.
EAST MJDDLEBURY.
Methodist - pastor. Sunday services
at2:00PM
vERGENNES.
Bapttst-Rev. David +. Estes, pastor. Sunday
services at AS AM. and 1900 Pm. Weekly
prayer meeting on Thursday evening at 100.
cryices at 90 and 7 100 Pm. Weekly prayer
meeting ON Thursday evening at 90.
EpiscOpdt-St. PduPs Church-Rev. e. j.
Ketehnm. II ,ctor. sunday services nt 10 dh An
and : 90 Pm Friday evening at I: 90.
Mission Chdpet-Dr.. ii. A. Ingham. Sunday
services at 10 :45 AM. and eco Pm. weekly
prayer meeting on Thursday evening.
Roman CdthOiic-Rev. j. Kerlidon, pastor,
Services, every Sabbath; High Mass at 1870
A. NJ; Vespers and benediction at 80 Pm.
CongregdtiOndl-Iscv. George II. Hall, pastor
unday services at 10 As AM and 200 Pm. week
prayer meeting on Thursday evening at u w.
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RAILROAD TIMETABLE.
TRAINS LEAVE MIDDLEBURy.


Going South. Going North.
Mail.........n AS A. NJ. Night EXP. 3 80 A. nj
Passenger.....3 80 L. NJ. | Passenger. lO:l3 A. nj
Express. .... s 80 r. Nj Mail........3; 800 J.. N
Passenger. % 30 i. Nj
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LEAVE vERGENNEs.
LEAVE LEICESTER JUNCTION.
ADDISON RAILROAD

Trains leave III 100 a. m. and 20 p. M; arrive
at Leicester junction 80 n. m. and 8 30 p. m.
Leave Leicester Junction 10 100 a. m. and 5lC
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-11-24
HUMOROUS.

The man with wheel-barrow car
ries everything before him.
How can a man and his wife be one,
when the woman is won herself?
| Summerbreeze says marriage is
means of grace, because it led him 20
repentance.
A piece of steel is good deal like
man; when you get it red-hot it looses
its temper.
"Misery may like company, but I'd
raider have dc rheumat;s in one leg den
hab 'em in bofe.
"A Texas man recently committed sui-
eide, and as he left the whisky bottle in
his pocket nearly full he was adjudged
insane.
The Germans are not so very far out
of the way after all in calling death
"Tod" Tod has been the death of a
great many people.
A woman has suggested that when
men break their hearts it is all the same
as when lobster breaks one claw-an-
other sprouts Immediately in its place.
A sweet little girl who saw the silk
manufactured in the exposition wenr
home and told her astonished parents
that she had "seen 'em making silk ont
of peanuts"
1t costs England 1925 to fire one of
her big guns at an enemy, which made
it necessary for her to kill about seven
Egyptians at each shot in order 10 get
the worth of her money.
II is said the Secretary of the Treas
ury will soon make a call for the ex-
tended flves. We hope the Secretary
may not be unlucky enough to call in
the "extended fives" of Mr.. j. Sullivan,
of Boston.
Mrs. Howe says, "Women do not
fall in love any more" OF course
not; they can't perform impossibilities,
and they cannot fall in love any more
than they do, unless years are made
longer.
Think of the misery of that Ohio man
who let his friends uso his name, be-
cause he thought there was no hope
for an election and now finds himself
branded for life as a member of the
Legislature.
"You are pale, sir! You are fright
ened, sir" said one efiiccr TO another,
who stood for the first time under fire.
al know it, and If you were half as
much frightened as am you would
run away"
The following is the reply of fond
father, who had just received letter
from his son, student in his own alma
mater:
My Dear Son; Accept my heartiest
congratulations. | was engaged to the
same Miss Bunter while was in coll
lege, and can appreciate the fun You are
having. Go it while you are Young.
Your loving. FATHER.
A Cleveland girl happened TO use in
Oscar Wilde's presence the word
"ni e." "Oh, don't you think mice
is a narsty wordr sail the apostle Of
the beautiful. ado You think nasty
is a nice word?" replied the girl.
Good for the nice Cleveland girl.
My boy, when man tells you he
wouldn't have your horse or your gun.
or your dog as gift, don't offer to
give ii TO him. That kind of n man al
ways takes everything he can get for
nothing, never pays cent for any
thing.
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Personal! To Men Onlyii

TIE yoLTAIo BELT Co, Marshall, Mich, will
send DIR. DYES CELEnRATED ELEcTRo-V VOLTAIC
BELTS and ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on trial for
thirty days TO men young or oldl who are
afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality and
Manhood, and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration OF health and
manly yigor. Address as above. N. B-No risk
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POsT-oFFICE NOTICE.
MAILS ARRIVE.
! rom RTbton, Granville. Hancock, East


\ rom Rfpton, Granville, Hancock, East
BfftdicDury, Cornwall, West Corn
wall and Bridport.. 30 :15 A. M.
way mali from nOrln ................ Dol l.. NJ.
New York, Rutland and Albany. A 10 A. NJ.
Way mail tror" SOUTH. ;25 Z. M
dAILs CLOSE.
Way mail going SOUTH. .... :30M
Way mail going north. 2: so L. M
For Ripton, Granville, Hancock, East
Middebury, Cornwall, West Corn
wall and Brdport. 90 L. Nj
Closed mail for Boston and Rutand.... Fl: 40 Z. Nj
Closed mail for New York and Albany 7:45 p. nj
MAILS ARRIVE.
From New Haven, the North, New York, Bost on
and the West through Burlington, 80. NJ.
From New Haven, tho South, New York, Bos
ton, and the West. 100 +. NJ.
From Richmond, Huntington, Huntington Cen
er, and Starksbofo, I 100 p. NJ. Mondays Wednes
ays and Fridays, at 4 80 p. m.
From Lincoln, z. NJ.
From South Starksboro three times week ir
Regularly
From New Havep MI E three tines q week ii
regularl
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-11-24
vERGENNEs BRICK WORKS

would call the Attention of Builders, Contrao
tors and others nsing Brick to my superior quail
ity and In price.
Persons can call of me or send for Price List
Brick Delivered ON Boat free. ON cars at cost
ysrgennes, Aug.l, 1881. l0-ly