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Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
How Moses Escaped the
Shears,
IN. Y. Dispatch in Chiogo Times ]


This morning the Hon. Franklin G.
Moses, Ex-Governor Of South Carolina,
stepped into the Black Maria along with
seven other couvicts to be transferred to
the Blackwcll's Island pcniIentiary.
There he will spend the next six months.
"You can ride outside with the deputy
sheriff and the keeper" said an officer
to him. "Oho, ! reckon viii 20 in
side" rcplcd >thc Ex-Governor us he
stepped into the wagon in the wake OF
two female shoplftcrs. The prisoners
arrived at Blackwcll's Island at noon
and their pcdigrccs were taken. The
Ex-Governor said that he was born III
South Carolina, was 10 years ofagc and
lawyer by profession lie was first put
! in the hands Of convict barber vino
seized Il huge pair Of shears aud notion
ed the Ex-Governor to the chair. 81
have n bad cold" he remarked "and
have Il note from a doctor asking that
the close cutting of my hair be postpcn'
ed" Warden Fox, who was called
consented, and the cX-Goycrnor's hail
was merely trimmed. After being close
" shaved he was given the official ball
aud then he donncd striped suit. The
Ex-Governor was MS signed to the Shoe
shop. White being taken TO Il cell hl
looked like broken down and slcb
man.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
TERRIBLE sUFTERINGs.

Or. II. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, y. vi
have friend who suffered Terrible. !
purchased II bottle of your "FNvorilc
Prescription, and, MS a result of It's use,
she Is perfectly well.
j BAILEY, Burdctt, n. Y.
DR.. Picrce's Golden Medical Discov.
cry" aud pheasant Purgatiyc Pellets"
purify the blood and cure constipation.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
Money for u Rainy DGy,

"For elk years my daughter was sick
from kidney and other disorders. We
had used up our savings on doctors,
when our dominic advised us TO try
Parker's Ginger Tonic. Four bottles
effected cure, and as u dollars worth
has kept our family well over year,
we have been able to lay by money
again fora rainy day. IA Poor Man e
Wife.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27

4 Philadelphia Young man committed
sui,idc after trying IN vain to win the
love of u voting woman Of his choice,
and LETT a note saying; - have been
refused by twelve women" This M
exchange regards ae IN full accord with
the eternal fitness ct things. Any man
70 Internally ugly that not ON, woman
In twelve will have him ought to die.
The young man showed excellent dis
elimination,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
The Distinguishing Charm.

a delightful fragrance of freshly
gathered flowers and spices IL the dis
tinguishing charm Of Florcston Col
Ogne.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
THE. BRISTOL NEWS
ua-s, Il, G. FOWLEK,
III ,EnfroR Ann rKoPhikT"R,
TUESDAY, JUNE u, 1882.
HANDS ALL ROUND.

- HhNUo NIL nuuND,
Mr.. Tcnnyson's new patriotic ballad
runs as follows:
First pledge our Queen, my friends, and
then
A health to England every guest;
lie best will serve the race Of men
WHO loves his native country best!
MAY freedoms oak forever last,
With larger life from day 10 day;
He loves the present and the past
Who lops the monlder'd branch away.
Hands all round God the traitors hope
ronfoupd
70 the great cause of Freedom drink,
my friends,
And the great name Of England round
and round.
To all the loyal hearts who long
10 keep our English Empire whole
70 all our noble sons, the strong;
New England Of the southern Pole!
TO England under Indian skies.
10 those dark millions Of her realm!
10 Canmla, whom we love and prize,
Whatever statesman hold the helm.
Hands all round! God the traitors hope
- cOnfOund!
10 the great cause of Freedom drink,
my friends,
And the great name of England round
and round.
To all orr statesmen so they be
True leaders of the lands desire.
10 both orr Houses, may they see
Beyond the borough and the shire.
We sailed wherever ship could SAIL
We founded many Il mighty State,
Pray God our greatness may not fail
Through craven fears of being great
Hands all round God the traitors hop'
cOD(ound
TO the great cause of Freedom drink
my friends,
And the great name Of England roun'
and round,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27

*Bloating headaches, nervous prostra-
ton and spinal weakness curcdby Lydia
Il. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
YwVHOMAS
u .'-- : ' HOUSE

y AS. M. THOMAS
Main Street, Bristol, TenO.
| HAVE again reupcncd the Thorn.
| IN House. on Main street, snd nm
prepared TO furnish Ilrst-clnSs accom-.
mediation to the pubic. M III y
aud no pains will he spared IL l.
the hotel all II was IN It's pnlm.,l
days.
Bonrders will he received on a.
terms.
Being provided with gD'd stables,
am prepared to furnish stalls, food ana
attention tO horses.
Rail road passengers viii nnd The
house located IN easy distance u The
Passenger Etcmnge, the lalRrS well
furnished and lodging unsurpassed,
Por,ers regularly AZ the t'ulns to te'
ceivo baggage md conduct uSScngrn
Jan O. l74.tf
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
VIM. B. Gale,
PIANO TUNER, REpAiRER &c
ONE CENT
sept. IS, SLY.

y win &c. cost y you but ONE CENT
whether You EN- sANhflO 10 tM by buying n
PIANO " ORGAN from me I believe you can.
have no ma iENt ~ nay fof SfYLlsn WAUb.
uOuMs TRAvELlNd AuENfB NJ tibANY
EXPENSE ana ma gNARY. No EXPENSIVE
AbVERflstMBNrs all II which CONES OUT
OH YOuR rOCKbf whom you buy get by In.
stfumsnt direct from woflmen's hands. and viii
fnHlah ii lowest possible rates. Honest dealing
aud fuii wnftani- good for hl IT, promises IN
ovrty case. u will pay ycu Co zee aud write me
befie buying Address
w, 10. GALE,
Union bsTol, Tenn,
AuglB't.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
z, PgNKHAM'S

Ia Positive Cure
far NIL tho,n Painful Complaints ana W eabheateh
socon,niJn 10 our beet female p"palntlo"'
twill cure entirely the w16G form OF Fen'Re Com'
,IoInta ell! ovarian tr .ulca Inflammation nud ulcera
ion Falling pnd Disbursements, and the consequent
rnlnal weakness, and % particularly ndOri,d TO the
Change Of Life.
It VIII dissolve md cHrci tumors from tho uterus IN
m carly ttnco Of ,riuIncht Tho tendency 10 can
crrous hunorsthcrcis che ocd very speedily It's uso
II removes falttncFs inulcncy, dcstroySnl craving
for eaiulanta and relieves wcalncaa OF tho stomach
n crres Dlnntlng Headaches, Nervous fTos'ration'
General Debility slceles1ness, Depression anu inHl'
got!on.
Tint feeling OF hearing down, causing pain, weight
md bpcache, IS nlwnys permanently cured 'yrS use
tv at all times aud Gud"~ al rircunSiaEces nrtln
harmony with The lnwst'' stovrrn the fcmGloFySt'm
For the Of l;lr'y tonplOnS OF either SIX This
Compounds un"Irpa'- d. -.
JV"IA r.. PiNlNAM'S VEGETABLE CON"
POUNDS prepared at 233 and 2'5 Western AYcA"r,
lynn. Mass Price d. Elk hottlosiorli Scntly mai
IN thc form of nils nyo IN the furrH osluzcnreS, on
RECENT OF price, 81 per box FOR either. ME- l.hkham
falv answers oil letters NJ inquiry. Send Tor pHnph'
lot Addrcss as above. M"u'ic The Paper
No family should be without LYDIA v, PlMHlhN"
Iv,p us They euro con1t7ation. L.l.y'. -''"
-.t',.y II Tia liver e. conts rer hoT,
-,'-'l ~ NIL Eruggi1,s. (
sept. IS, SLY.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27

Remarkable for overcoming diseases
caused by impure water, dccaying Ncgc-
laliOn, etc., Is Browns Iron Biitcrs.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12
Resolutions.

TNHE following resolutions have been
Il adopted as guide for the miners and
laboring men of this coal region:
/. ReS0lged, That no miner in the en-
ploy of any Company in this region do
any days work underground for less than
$3.50 per day, and any man that may be
called to do any work may make his own
contract, but in no case may he 20 below
the standard of laborers' wages at any
mine in which he is employed; and in no
case whatever shall cars be made up; and
in no case compusion be used.
?. ReSO.Ued, That one half cent per ton
for blacksmithing ON and aftel February
LIST 1880, be the standing price paid.
3. ReSOlUe6, That we restrict the hours
Of ,abor to ten hours per day as n standing
days work, beginning at Z q. IN. and stop
ing at 5 p. IN.
a. ReS0Lged, That five cars be a standard
days work for two men.
5. RGS0lged, That boys at the age of II
years are entitled to n half turn, but they
shall come to the mine and claim said half
turn: and that the Oldest son of a widow
shall be allowed full turn at the ditcfc-
ton of II majority of the men employed
at the mine where such cases may arise
provided, the father died while in the em-
ploy of said company.
g. Resolred, That all timber shall be de-
liyered ut the place of working.
z. ReS0loed, That laying up roads for
pillars and timbenng old places be done
by the day nj $3.50 per day.
s. HeS0lUeG, That all heading work shall
be rs cents per ton, and ten cars for turn
ing of rooms paid at the same price,
o. Resolced, That VIC, your employees
shall not maintain any driver or laborer in
not performing his duty faithfully.
10. ResoIged That we shall not sustain
any recllessness or carelessness to the de-
struction of life and property, for should
any be guilty he shall throw himselfliabl
TO the discretion of the boss and must suf
fer the consequences.
II. ReS0gged, That we shall not maintain
any labnrer who shall cease before his time
is up; and with respect TO the drivers, we
shall not maintain any pulling up at half
past four il he should be required to make
another trip lift should take him to quarter.
past five; or, in other words, give one dap
and take the other.
70. Resolged, That should any one be
discharged it shall be the duty of any who
are able to take his place until the case IS
investigated.
49, ReSOIged, That any man loading over
two tons five upon car shall be skipped
one car for each offence.
H. ReSolged, That 16 feet shall be the
distance to shovel coal before getting Il
road laid up TO the excavation.
10 ReS0lged, That the companies shall
furnish the tools usually furnished for dig
ging this coal.
16 ReS0lced, That the distance for min
ers to run cars down their rooms be limit.
cd to 400 feet, and, for the first additional
100 feet, he shall receive cents Fer ton
extra. Over 500 feet, heading price to be
paid. May7u
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

AGocD INysTMENT.-My wife said
| was a fool when I brought home a
bottle ofPaykor's Ginger Tonic. But
when it broke up my cough and
cured her neuralgia and baby's dysen-
terry she thought it a good investment.
N. Y. Tailor.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

A POPULAR concert singer, adver-
tised to participate In an entertain
ment in Missouri village, excused
her absence on the ground of having
a cold in the head the rext day she
received the following from an admi,
ror: "This is gouse greze melt it
and rub it on the brige Of yore roz
until kured. l luy yu to distraxshun. :"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12
ORDERS
by THE
county commissioners.

------
4 L the meeting Of the County Commls.
"A sioners, held June ., 1882, the follow
ing orders were passed
In Relation to Fees Of COnstabIes.
WHEREAS, 1t has come TO the notice of
this Board that it is the practice of the JUS
tiCes of the Peace in the city of Cumber.
land to issue process in criminal cases TO
persons other than the regularly appointed
constablcs Of this county 10 be executed by
such persons in the capacity of acting con
stables, thus depriylng Tie constables ap.
pointed by this Board Of business that
rightfully belongs to them, and putting it
iAto the bands Of pcrsons not contemplated
by law, il is tberGupon, this ninth day of
June, 1882, by the Board of County Com
missioners Of Allegany county, 0rdered,
That after the present June levy this Board
will not levy or pay any bills to any per-
son except the sheriff or regularly appoint.
ed constahles for serving criminal process
from any Justice of the Peace whatsoever,
and the Clerk OF this Board Is hereby ii.
rected to send copy of this order to each
Of the Justices of the Peace OF said city and
to cause same TO be published in each Of
the city papers.
lii Relation 10 Fees CT Magistrates in
Peace Cases.
WHEREAS, Il has been the custom here
tolore Tor the justices of the Peace of the
county 10 G. arge, and IN many cases to be
levied the sum of sixty cents as for trial
or Judgment in taking the rCcognizsHcg in
the case Of peace warrants, and
WHEREAS, We are advised that such
charge is under the law wholly illegal, il is
thereupon ortieyed, This 9th day OF June,
1852, by the County Commissions rs CT Al.
legany county, that such charges in the flu
ture will be disallowed by this Board, and
the Clerk OF this Board is directed to send
to each of the Justices of the Peace in the
county an attested copy of this order.
June II l.. r. DEWITT, Clerk.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

PREPARED For TIE PRIMER.--See
the honest driver. He is stopping at
his home. Will be leave hod of the
coal Yes he will leave hod of the
coal. Then he will drive On and
supply the man who bought the coal.
-Courier.J Journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

TERRIBLE itching and scaly hu-
mors, ulcers, sorgs and scrofulous
swellings cured by the Cuticura and
Cuticura Soap (the great skin cures)
externally, and Cuticura Reaolvent
(blood purifer) internally. Ask
about them at your druggists.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

SEVERAL of our friends in this city
have had their sense of hearing di-
minished in one ear by constant use
Of the telephone. Persons who use
this instrument are apt to apply the
instrument to the same ear every
time, and the result is the organ is
overwoffed, and slowly approaching
deafness III thu. ear is sure 10 follow,
Several pr.rties in this city who are
Affected by it have applied to an
eminent aurist Boston, who reports
the cause to be as above described.
He recommends that persons who use
the telephone apply the instrument
alternately to the right and left ears.
Fall River (Maas.l News.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

PLATFORMS IN THE LATTER DAYS.
People do not think much of plat
forms in these days. In nine cases
out Of ten the platform does not state
what its makers and adopters believe,
but what they think it polite to say
they belieYe.-New York Star.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

A CERTAIN young man brought his
aiiianced down from the country to
see the sights. One day while they
were passing conlectioner's the
swain noticed in the window a placard
bearing the announcement "Ice
cream, 81 per gal" Well" said
the young man, as he walked into
the saloon, "that's pretty steep
price to charge for enc gal; but,
Maria, I'll see you through, no mat
ter what it costs. Here's a dollar,
waiter; ice cream for this gal"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

CLEAR head and voice, easy brsath-
ing, sweet breath, perfect suell, taste
and hearing, no cough, no distress.
These are conditions brought about in
catarrh by the use of Sandford's Rad.
ical Cure. Complete treatment for 81.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

NOTE.--Time here given is Pennsyl.
vania Railroad Philadelphia) time, which
five minutes faster than Baltimore time.
No change of cars between Cumberland
and Huntingdon. Through cars between
Huntingdon and Philadelphia, New York
and Pittsburg. Passengers FROM points
east OF Hyndman, for Somerset, take Elk
press train west; change cars at Hyndman,
and arrive at Somerset ut $50 p. IN.
Tickets sold and baggage checked by
PETER NOON, Agent, corner of Balti-
more and Liberty Streets, Cumberland,
and at the depot. Bus will call ut resi-.
dcnces for passengers and Luggage, ON
notice left with agent.
j. r. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent
THos. A, ROBERTS, superintendent
Jan %
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12
Frostburg, August I2, 1852.

A BAD YEAR FOR THE FENCES
Many congressman will find it un-
usually difficult to repair their fences
this year. The have been swept
quietly away in the flood Of the rivers
and harbors.-P Philadelphia Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12
Short Line Passenger Trains.
Commencing Wednesday. June 7, 1852.
(By Philadelphia time, which is minutes
earlier than Baltimore time)
DAILY, Sundays excepted.

(By Philadelphia time, which is minutes
earlier than Baltimore time)
DAILY, Sundays excepted.
LEAVE CUMBERLAND
For Homecoming, GOO a. M, $50 a. nj.
and 345 p, m.
For Bedford, Pittsburg, Philadelphia
and New York, 900 a. IN. and 1,55 p III,
LEAVE LONACONING-
7.45 a. M, 1916 p. NJ, for Cumberland
connecting closely for Bedford, Pittsburg,
Philadelphia and New York aud at $50
p. IN. for Cumberland.
Sunday Trains.
LEAVE CUMBERLAND
For Homecoming, $50 Il. IN. and S.45 p. III.
LEAVE LONAC0NING--
1915 p. NJ, and $50 p. IN. for Cumber-
land.
(Excursionists for DAMS ROCK can
leave Cumberland any week day at 600
or $50 a. m. Sundays at $50 Il. N. only,
and returning leave Vale Summit any day
at 12.44 OF $50 p. III.
JAS. A. MILLlOLLAND,
June II General Manager.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

SPARKLING EYES, rosy cheeks and
clear complexion only accompany
good health. Pa,ker's Ginger Tonic
better than anything, makes pure, rich
blood and brings health, joyous spirits,
strength and beauty. Ladies try it,
Bazaar.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1882-08-12

THERE is a foolish movement in the
San Francisco school board for reduc-
ing the salaries Of primary teachers.
1t ought not to be necessary to tell
school officers in this age that the
man or woman who gives a child its
first training, its frat mental bent,
should be especially intelligent and
competent teacher, a person worth
liberal compensation.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-10-26
Artemus Wards Unconscious
Rill Nva,s Roomerano

n
 When Artemus Ward was q boy he was fond of playing cards, an amusement he was obliged to in dulge in surreptitiously as his good
 mother did not approve of it. One day as he was deep in game, suppos-
 ing his mother absent, he heard some one approaching the door and immediately gathered up the cards and thrust them into the pocket of a coat hanging against the wall, which he supposed was his own. A dread ful mistake on his part for It belong ed to the minister who was staying there for a while. The next Sunday there was a baptism in the lake at which the minister ofiiciated in the same coat. As he entered the pond, the water bore Up the skirts of the coat, reversed the pockets, and the entire pack of cards fioated out and covered the water for quite a space, much to the horror of all the good people present, and the confusion of the unfortunate divine, who saw himself through an array of jacks, kings and aces, dreadful to contem- plate. It is said that the youthful Artemus, who was immediately sus- pected, was treated to the punish ishment which his escapade deserv- ed from the hands of his maternal relative.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-10-26

Frank James, the outlaw, lived fol several years in an old farm house near Nashville; Tenn. He was known as Frank Woodson, and was regarded as good neighbor. An old man who lives near the place says that to James, the people of his community are indebted for the i'm portation of fine hogs. The intro auction of fine hogs was no doubt a great work for Tennessee, and this fact should have great weight in fav- or of Mir. James. Any man who i'm proves the condition of the Amsri- can hog is q public benefactor. It has long been known that the aver age Tennessee hog is immoral and shiftless. Mir. James, observing this, recognized the need of immediate re- form. The work would have been greater and the reform more timely. had Mir. James shipped out two pol iticians everytime he shipped in two hogs. It takes two poloti- clans to make one respectable hog and even then the job is unsatlsfac- tory.--Arkansaw Traveller.
 Why is husband like Misslssip- pi steamboat9 Because he never knows when he may get blowing up.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-10-26
LOCAL NEWS.

Coal Oil or Petroleum may be very nice for Illuminating or lubricating purposes, but surely it is not the prop CT thing to cure n cough with. Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup is locked upon as the standard Cough remedy In a Dakota forest last week par. ty of hunters discovered man who had well developed tail nine inches in length. They told of their discov. cry when they returned to town, but failed to state that the tail was the tail of squirrel. The posse of 24 young men who went out to capture the tailed man made unpleasant re- marks when they found they were sold.-Texas Siftings.
 Dyspepsia disappears when Car ter's Liver Bitters are used, and for weak stomach, indigestion, constipa. tion, &c., they cannot be excelletl. For sale by Harkey x Bro.
 When Dobson spoke of his wife as an old hen, did he think she was lay ing for him ?-Judge
 Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and others whose occupation gives but little exercise, should use Carter's Little Liver Pills for torpid Liver and biliousness. One is a dose. For sale by Harkey & Bro.
 They say if you hold your thumb tightly over the muzzle of gun you may fire the gun and the bullet won't be made to hit your thumb. We accept the truth of this state ment at once. We don't propose to try the experiment just to gratify an ephemeral curiosity Boston Post.
 The we'll known strengthening properties of Iron, combined with other tonics and most perfect ner- vine, are found in Carter's Iron Pills, which strengthen the nerves and body, and improve the blood and complexion. For sale by Harkey x Bro.
 You never know how much water an umbrella is capable of containing untilyou accidentallylstand it against tue wall an1 on the pearl colored carpet that cost five dollars per yard.
 We think we can cure bad case of Backache quicker with one of Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonna Backache Plasters, than any other application, and after.the Backache is cured, you can still wear the plaster without discomfort for two or three weeks longer. This combination of Smart Weed and Belladonna is a great hit, and it IS hard to find any pain or ache that will not yield to it. Price 20 cents. Sold by Harkey < Bro.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-10-26

Friends should be weighed, not told; who boasts to have won mul titude of friends had never one
 Caught in her own net" as the man said when he saw some one oi the fair sex hitched up in her crino' line.
 Why are suicides the most success, ful people in the world? Because they always accomplish their own ends.
 What does a telegraph operator dc when he receives the heads ofimpor- tant news? Waits for de tails, ol course.
 A timid person is frightened before danger, coward during the time, and courageous person after ward. -- Richer
 The recent earthquake in St Louis is attributed by scientists tc the advent of Chicago belle who wears a number nineteen shoe