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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29
oeffcnflid,e 9dnSercfe,t.

SIN ben perldieoeneu Staaten beIteben
2anOburedls unter Scitung zines Ge9ilter
9enannten Seanten, in melben Bidder iiber
iGn1mtli6e Observation-Disclosures gefiibrt,
@ellt1e ent9e9en9enonnnen llno Nustinfte
ertbeiIt 1perben. Sic 0fientli6en gGnbereiel1
lito III 5lDet 9roBe &lailen 9el6iebeu. Ger
9erin9lte Ereis Der einen Slalle lit $1.25 per
Nder rnb Der Der anberen $3.50 per older.
0oS Gelibre6t fam burd) Yripateintra9Mng.
ODER Teliblabnte na6 Dem Seimltdtte=, benz
gorfaufS s. ODER benz 6ol;fulturgelebe erpor=
ben meroen. Sol6e 0runoltiide tonnen
burb @ie luGe an ben 2onb= Ge9ilter porals=
li9tli6 Der glusfol9ung zines Eotentes ober
pollitGnotgeu gelittitels 0ur6 BEN Gommilldr
pes observation-disclosures IN @albin9ton
geli6ert 1perben. 9as 6eimItGtte9eleb 9iebt
bas NeGt CUR Selibnabme Don 100 older beS
1925 per Nder bepertbeten, ODER Don so
Qder pes $3.50 bepertbeten 2dnoeS OIL ir9eno
einen Giir9er Dber Qlpplitanten nm baS Gilr=
oerrebt, 1Delber iiber 81 Sabre alt ulb @ilz
lens lit, 1ib bort onsuliebeln unb bas 2anb
Su beboueit. Sie einii9e Nufla9e bel lol6er
geiibuabme iinb @ebiibrcn 5wii6en $500
uub $4,000 fir bas 9elamlnte @run0itiId ie
lta9 per Sage Nnb Der Eel9aIie1bett beslel=
ben, 9lIBer bieien Dffentli6en gQnbereien
ii1b ober QlG niele peltli1e Gilenbabneu I'M
gelite 9r0ber 2anbtredell, lpel6e ibnen Sur
StliDuutSuItS lut utl &upNuuu Htp NSttltu
bIrb np6 u1bGlpobnte uno oabcr teinen
Nute1 qb1perfeube gebiete gel6entt lpurben.
Giele 2anbereten merben ST riebrtgen Ereilen
ufto inter lebr leid)teu 3ablungsbepingunger
perfouft. Ser 4>rets lit perI6teben bel Gaar=
Soblun9 ODER 3ablIng IN tllr5er Nrtlt. Gle
oIgemeine Jte9el lit, ouf lGnge. 3eit, metlt
Sebn Sabre, SI pertaufen, nobel le6s Yro=
5ent 3inien besqblt merbcn miiien. Stir
friibere 3dbllll1Qet lperOelt beOeutenOe Wb3itqe
g~eitottet. Die 9rnBe 4~bQti9teit Der qGnbez
reien etsnen0e Gabnen bat piel srr gntlpidez
lung per peltli6en Staaten beigetr09en, bq
ie bemiibt lii1b, ben G%inpanberern itets entz
eeQetulfomli1fn. Ste Baltimore e
Sbio tritt in ct. @euis uub Chicago nit
lol6elt gaDuen in Serbinbung. Die Seamz
ten Der SoItimere& Sbio 1inb ieoerz
Seit berett, Ben Ginnanberern iebe Nllsfunft
fiber Observation-Disclosures unb OIiettli6e 2Grz
bereielt I'll ertbeilen unb Nnfra9en bel Nerrn
IS. m b q Of. Dem Ginponberun9S =N9euz
tell Der Baltimore SbiozGtlenz
babnz@ eielf6oft, Occult Fotnt, gal=
tilnore, Wtb., Bel u. g 6uma6er & 60,
General 9l9entelt, SEQ. 5 Soutb @ap StraBe,
Baltimore, Mb., pber bel Der Streftion Oes
g&orbbeuti9en glopo in grennen rperoen ieberz
seit prompt llnb eingebenb b%eailtwortet.
&eitere Nlsfunft ertbeilen alld Die Searlz
ten Der Baltimore & Sbto Gilenbabn.
g. sc. &oro,
General oiiu9terz N9ent.
g. u. Cole.
@eneralzSilet =Ql9ent,
IN Baltimore, Orb.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29
QpenM 0pintt

2ocuf 4etnt Der &iiitenenbpnnft her
Baltimore uno Obip Sqbn, lieSt az
Der 8iilte Der Gbeiopeote goi in per StoAt
Baltimore uub bas 8alier lit bort 10 ttef, ooB
es ieberseit bds Nnlegen Der IproocHtl0el1
2lopb=S ampfer ern,bglibt, Der 2anbungsz
plat unb Die @ebduee bienen ausl6lieBli6
3ur @mpfangnabme IMP @eiter6eforoerll1g
Der Ginrpauberer ulb entDalten ale oa5ll no.
tbigen Ginri6tllr9en, Die Gampfer le9en
bi6t at benz SGnbHn9Sploee al Hnb Die GtllF
wa1oerer babeu eiufa6 mr. Die @an9pla1te
berab;ul9rettel, I'M IN amerifa 5u ieill. glll=
bers ais III qnberen SGten Der Ser. Staatel
iibliG, baben BITE eurppdil6m Qalia9tere ii@
ui6t aHt tlelnere SabrSen9e 81 be9ebcr, in
wel6en iie ua6 ben 9arbun9splGten gebrabt
Deroeu. Ste Saltilnprer Wtet6ebe DeS linz
itei9ens lit unbebln9t allen dnbereu Dor3ll=
Sieben, bd bier bic fantilten ili1t ausei1ou=
ber9ertllen, nod an6 Yallogtere aus perl6ie=
oeneu S6ltten SHialnflen iDlf Nteb perpQdt
mad bemlelbeu Yilnfte trqnsportirt meroeu,
Sn 2ocnlt Hpiut bari itetS MIR eiu NabrSell9
anlegen ullb blien YalIagtere baben idlnlntli6
ben SGuoHngSplae perlQllen, fbe etn anbereS
sSabrSelIg %etntrlfit, SIN bieier Q8etle werbef
gellte. lpeI9e Sebn Gage .eber 3pei Ne6eu
S6tfts9enolien pareil, 1ttGt Don einanoer
getrennt unb pa tie rHebr eeer minber befannt
ltnb, 10 perfebren le mltetnonoer Hllb belfen
I1 SNSN'IN"bS' S"NNfNtIDS NttiONIkUGtSG
%ioltet ni6t uerseiien, bab bel Der @teiie iiber
Baltimore, bas E9brSeug, in mel9em tie
europa pellafen, iie nebt ibrem @epdd bitbt
III ben 2anbun9Splab brtngt, pbne Dap lie
pOn einalber eber ppN tbrenl@epqfe setrennt
werben. Durd biele Giuri6tuna lpirb audi
eit rdi0es grlebigen Der iibrioen no6 bcr
@nfunft itets n6tbi9eu @ei6dfte m0glid rnb
baber uiel !3eit uub 8erbrllB eripart. Sic be-
reits IN Nmerita Sefinbli6en, pel6e in an
beren 6Gieu lanbeten, t6rltell bic 8ortbeile
Der treffi9en @%inridtuns IN Baltimore 9e=
biibrenb i6deen unb t1 GauIenben Don grte=
fen mad europa merben bic G6eerereien in
anbere1l Sdfeu gei6ilbert. Sn 9Gfen, in
wel6en bic &ransportirllng mittclt
tlieiner S@iffe pom ben 9ompfern
nOtbi9 1T, wirb bte Baggage
pom ben Yaiia9iereu 9etrennt bef0rbert-rnb
es 9ei6iebt ni6t i~elten, boB Elm She'll elmer
~Sainilie an etnem unb Der o1bere She'll an
bent auoeru @nbe zines Sabrseu9s obneOt0gz
lt9teit eilles Gertebrs eill9eteilt pir6.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29
air@boff g. @cnbartb. 50

Gir6bpff & &cubartD, SO
1:nO 81 0afc=, 1tno 80 St1tc=StraBc,
baltett Die 9r0Btc @ansWabl inapOr=
tirter 4ttto. ciaDeitniiOer T1Bs ttt0
&tftcns@ei mc, fciaite ..SOrr NGib
gSDisficS||, rcitte alte @a0rc, GO8=
noe, Slit, SantGtca Nttttt, Mrrac,
fransoIiGer Stanc.trc y. !. w.; ittsS
% s'ts} Sts a tei' 'e'ssta 99 @a5e9,. '' Sep
S"at aaen @erats,s sSt.s t6efomoers
cmpfoDlem tpirS. Sic Mcd,tDcit
aaer yS0are1t nitro 1tttbeoin9t ga=
rattttrf, 1tf0 tucr1ett tets otc ttteS=
tiSitcaa ~ arft=Sreifc bcredlnet+ Ses
ftcamu9cu tucrScla amf'S SGrc4itc
1tao 0e&ptncutafteitc beior9t+
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29

W- unter ben Tobrifen 1onbwtrtb=
l9attlt6er @erGtbe nimnt Die Der
Wt oltneBlow go. III Wtoline, Su., eiuett
lebr beoelltenben Slang etn NIB ma9t Qltereu
Nobrifen etne in bobem @robe erfolereide
9olltIrre15. Sic bat boS Der Seiti9feit,
ti9teit ibrer @eratbe gu D%erbonteu. ytamelf=
lid 1T Der vMtoltne GUILTY 4fluo" oeludt
pe9en l%ei1er @tnfa6beit unb 9ouerbaftigfeit
llno neil er 10 lei6t SIT banbbaben lit, bah
ein &labe ibn Ienten fam, unb ct oll6 bebeu=
telo 9ertn9erer i3u9traft bebarf, ols orbere
Yflii9e. Nu6 Bic r@ultipators", @oqen,
rGcrapers" Der Sabrit merben BON ben 2,SSarz
Gebrau3 senommeit, wirO i6werl it''' apbe re-
0erlan9cn. Nue 6Gnbler, Die BEN Gerfali
Der @%rSeusniiie Der MoIine @low So. iiberz
nommen boben,. fouoe1 ltets 1i9 mebrenbe
Eunpl9oft fir bielelben. 9tGberes fin6et Der
2eler IN Der Inseise in onberer Spalte.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29

G @s siebt feline before @eseuS fir BEN
3tutl9en, mel6er cine ltele 6etmotB in ben
9ereinigten Staoten lltdt, ais oos . It / / Of e
NebFasta. Der SOben bort lit iebr frlt6t=
bar, paS Slimo alt9enebm, 9elndBi9t nnb
geluno, uno oos benti6e Clement le6r 1torf
Dertreten, bslonoers llnter ben N6erbaler,l.
Ste ., y. Wf. gtlelbabnz@ eleai6aft, beret
bat balelblt nod pieles Qonb, 1pelbes biQia
mllb auf liberale &ermine p~erfauft lpirb.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29

6ier lit nod fem einsi8es getperbe. tpslts
Dies aud MIR annabergo 10 gut be3a9lt
ipoiiir6e ais bel llnS, mo tiidtige GRANDDAUGHTER
In dbnli6en @eiperben nod INNER $12 big
sos, tpenn ni6t SIS big $50 tp06entlid
Derbienen. Sci iol6en 2Dbnen lebrt lid
boS biQtge Qeben BON lelbit Die 9eute ipitr7
ben Srii6e1 germ better leben, tpern re rur
f%onnten. Nnn iagt aber Der v9lnaeiger bes
Meltens": 1lniere 9retie fon1lten ptel biz
Iiaer ieiu, tpenn Bet bobe Sdubson nidt
tpGre. offerings tpiiroe man6es piel bill
Iiqer icin: Die @uropder tpiirbcn ms 5. 9.
aIe StabIi6ienen oie mir brarden, fir
$40 Der Eonne na6 Benz SiiOneiten lieFern,
tpG6rerb Die gei6ibten @iienz unb Stablz
tperfe Nmerifas 500 per TOnne perlangeH
un6 er6alten. pic SoIge piirbe iein, baB mir
unIere G%ilentperfe 5ui6lieBen milBten un6
6un6erttauienbe pGren genotbtgt, anoere
8el6dftigung gu iuden; pber aber: Die
amerifanti6en 8er9lente, gtlengteBer,
8u66ler unb Toru1er mitBten ebenIo btaig
arbeiten, tpie Die Qeute in europa. 8or
bielem S6idial bewabrt fie Der piel 9ez
idmabte S6uBaou. @eitl. Polt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29

9ielcs iinb NIT tpent8 NtSnabmen gang
lnlere Breiie, Sic GuSnabmcn 1illo aber bis
Quf bic &artofelG 81 Nrleren 09rlten,
benn uuier 6letl0 bis aut pic be1ten SprtcH
(oie ia aud IN pbigenl 8ert6te -1idt IN
8etra6t tonlmen), 1T btutger, &9ftee tpltet
bier % Gents 9tio, 49, GeltS SABA H.. |. 70.
gtun aber 3lt ben 20bncnl Mdbre1p bier
SET g%eip06nltdite SagelObn NIT t%pentgltens
einem Dollar bcsablt ipiro, itno pie Nrbettss
Inhnp in RnIn fnldcuOe:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29
&cbcmSmttteL INTO 2trbeitSI6bne tit
Sc~MtiGI0ttS>

vSSn Deuti6lanb lit bas 2eben bod Bill
Tiger" 0teieS lit baS epige Qieo Don
0eutl6en in Qlmerifa. 9aB IS cine Salz
idung lit, fat man i6on gar oft na6gez
tpieien. Man Iebt briiben biutger, aber
tper briiben mad amertfamti6er0 eiie
leben tpoute, Der pilrbe iebr balo a%ltsfinoeu,
tpas ser unterl6teb lit. SolgenoeS tparen
ppr ettpa ie6s Moden IN &oln Die 9reile
Der hnupti1hlihitell Qebensmittel:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-05-29
@om @altimore mad Oe.m @eHen.

Baltimore bietet babur9, boB es allen
Staaten I'M gSeiten, SiibmeEen unb ytorb=
weiten nGber lit, ais irgenb elm anberer otlon=
tii9er 9afell, ben iiber Baltimore Reilenben
belOnbere gortbeiIe, nGmIi9 ~tirsere ReiIe=
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-16

tYrrsL PAN CASH DOWN FOR NEW
W or Secondhand Black Walnut cts, Marble
sets Cham her Sets. Carpets. -toves, rockery-
war; (;IasjWare Tinw';ire and all kinds of HDuse-
hold Goods Will sell the same on small Com
mission. am also prepared to turn iout first
class Upholstery and Cabinet work. j.. .a
nz,- Drapery of oil kinds on hand and at Lowest
pr;ces m25
aOUaEs TO RENT have q few houses for
rental which I will i.t the most reasonable
erIus.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-16

INV ~ EVsN ~ ~ address EDSON Bros
~ - ttorneys,aLLAw and
Patent Solicitors, Washington, y. G., for referen
ces and advice. sent FREE. We attend exclu.
siyeiy to Patent business. Reasonable terms
other hands specially. Caveats solicited.
Send model. or sketch and description for opinion
to the Com issioner a Patents, Also to exCom.
plisstOners. Established 1864 d.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-08-16

Exrres rail, f,n 'icn1 Ioa Pass anger train av
i,s Viriia i'cits:s i. II nnett 31 nd tious2
of = trs ami dorado ka tr'ad arriving at
fla~tho 40 of da, cnnectnE with the
tinted tate> Stage Company, line of Concord cnacheN.
arri,in; An an b tie sane eVe;int; rlvin-
L,uing 5:3' NJ. ecting wi saeaS + IT 'ls
vile Belm m Ty NC AID arriving at Can e ar at
$40 p. A, c,Ainec. ..ns with ct ttges Tor Coium-
has. Silver Peas, Morttz M, aid. Va ley, Gold
MouutAiu Benton, Fl;sh.p CreeL and Indep n!ence.
II. Vi. YERi G. ON,
General Superintendent
n 4. EEN3ER.
General Trcl-ht ard Pa r-e* Agent.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16

OF CENTRE CO. IN &C
COUNT WITH J. c. HARPER, PROTHoNo-
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16

III Walkey, rep'rs at ofhce.- 675
VIC Heinle, repairs at dis
trict attorneys Office So IL %
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16

PHYSICIAN TO JAIL.
] III Debbins, NJ ID, salary" 100 o.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16
IMPROVEMENT A REPAIRS.

Tax paid on Brown PrOPty- 625-
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16
GAS BILLS
COMMISSIONERS EXPENSES.

Court House gas 4 81 lamps go 10
jail gas. .s....... .....-.....-... Ju- ~
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16
COUNTY DETECTIVE ACCOUNT

NJ J s so OO-s 90 90
JURORS PAY-JANUARY TERN,
A Yearick, treasurer, trav-
erse jury 1st week k............Si43 81
YearictS, treas, traverse
iury'2C week................. H2 ~
Yearick, treas grand jury l73 II =
=. APRIL TERN.
A Yearick, reasr traverse
Jury lst' weeks."............. 474 9G
A Yearick, treas, traverse
Jury I'd week ................ 327 81
iearlck treas. grand jury ZIG 81
G Mingle 8 days, I'd week 10 90
w F'.Retnolds days 2d
week ek................................. 10 90
AUGUST TERM.
John Lutz.......................... 46
James. b. B4IaAe..................." 4 90
Yeaffck, treas, 2d Week.: $50 "a
J Musser......"....--....... "a =
A Yearick, EreassItt weelr.i: 452 "
" grand jury l75 26
NOVEMBER TERN
Yearick, treas, lst week. 1856 &C
I'd . 3l9 SO .
" grand jury 2l5 92
% Ia Meek k.........-.............- w
JW FuEey .'.........!.S... ...s.... 10 00-S. 3765 %
i. r. = !.
sTENOGARPHERs ACCOUNT.
w r. RebeE.i... .........."n.".",S452 O0-$ 452 OO
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16

sTENOGARPHERs ACCOUNT.
VT Reber.,... ...........,.....,S452 OO-S 452 90
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16
SCALP ACCOUNT.

SCALP ACCOUNT.
ID Canoe, IL foxes, 3
!, skunks a. 2probate........ Sl3 so
Yearick, treasurer, lS.wid
cats, 500 foxes, ,ll76 skunks
637 probates.. 55S- 1854 ,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16

WESTERN PENITENTIARY.
K s Wright, Warden............ 3lS 40 sis 20
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-02-16
AUDITORS PAY.

u Fortney, auditing pro'y,
register A recording acts. s IS %
q X William, go. AUDITOR. 80 -
j I Stewart co auditor....... 30 90
r Jamison, co. auditor. 20 90
& l. Burlington, clerk ......... 80 O0-e l55
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

"Never whip children just before
they retire to rest. Let the fathers
cares. the mothers kiss be the last
link between the days pain or pleasure
and the nights sleep. Send the chill
dren to bed happy. Ifthere is sorrow,
punishment or disgrace, let them meet
it in the daytime, and have hours to
play and thought in which to recover
happiness. Let the weary feet, the
busy brain, rest in bed happy" That's
all right, Of course, TO some extent.
We used to talk that way before we
were a parent. We have in our mind
little child of the maculine style Of
architecture who will lie and sob, and
kick the clothes off and be mean and
restless for two hours if you forget
about him, but if you go and turn
down the coverlid and fan his person
with an Overshoe, he. will quiet down
and be asleep in five minutes. Bill
Nye.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

One of the inhexible rules of the
Assembly is that which provides for
the ringing of the 10 o'clock bell.
After this hour in the evening, every
one is obliged to betake himself to his
habitation. This is especially tough
on the girls, and works no inconsidera-
BILE hardship on the young men. Even
under the most favorable circumstan-
ces, the ordinary young man does not
reach the spoony stage before 1915
P. NJ, and this week the moon rises
late, so that the assistance of Luna
can not be relied upon to assist in
producing the mellow state [Chau-
tauqua letter.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

An old monkey sat cozily asleep ir a
snug corner, with friend nesting
against him and indulging likewise
ia comfortable snooze. Presently
young sky-larker approached them
rather timidly, and, squatting beside
the friend, sat quiet for some seconds,
then suddenly, as If possessed Of some
malicious inspiration, he reached his
arm out cautiously behind the slum.
bering friend, and gave the elderly
monkey a whacking box on the car.
lie, waking in just wrath, and uusus.
picious of the truth-for the culprit
was now shamming sleep and looked the
picture of innocence flew upon his
his friend with an indictment for as.
sault, and chiyered him with mon
strous clamor round and round the
cage, while the culprit sat regarding
them, and jabbering with joy. Some
little time after the performance was
repeated, the old monkey and his
friend having settled in the corner, and
the assault and punishment occur.
ring as before. Once again the trick
was tried, but the friend, who had
twice suffered, was shammiDg sleep
this time, and caught the culprit in
the act, and, with the help Of the old
monkey, gave him a good drubbing,
which, indeed, he well deserved. go
TAll the Year Round.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11
How ther oct The Best Of ns.

Johnnie went out and "losted
himself Yesterday. lie was missing
for two whole hours and the neighbors
we're all aroused TO see IL they had
seen the stray young vagabond,
wheeling a little red wheelbarrow of
with him. Alter a long and tedious
search he was found in the back yard
of a new chum, mounted in triumph
on the roof Of hen coop. Didn't
he "catch it," Well, no, not hardly.
II was this way. When his mother
started out to look for him she deter.
mined that when once found he would
get such spanking as would cure
him of his nomadic tendencies, but as
she looked and looked, and began TO
grow anxious, she "mellowed' toward
the little scamp, and by the time she
found him, his face Drowned and
heated with the sun, his hands be-
grimed with dirt, his apron torn, and
a new hole stubbed in his shoe, she
was go glad to see him that she pick
ed him up and kissed him. "He was
only little ways of, that's all, y said
she, as she gave him second Plate of
pudding at dinner for being "such a
nice little runaway Oh, these little
ones get the best of us every time. -
New Haven Register.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

The RURAL VISITOR. The cOun-
tryman is also a stupendous success
wherever gas is concerned. When
he goes to his hotel the first thing the
clerk says to him is. "Don't blow out
the gas !" The hall boy repeats it,
and, when the porter brings up his
trunk he also growls: Don't blow
out the gas" When the countryman
retires he goes to the gas fixture and
sees ton black and white placard in
words two miles long, "Don't blow
out the gas He reads this aloud
very carefully and then calmly blows
out the gasl A few hours later and
the night Waterman smells it, batters
down the door, and the ruralite is
taken to the hospital, where he is
chronicled as "asphyxiated" and left
to live or die. Usually he lives.-
I Boston Herald.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11
4 con on kr w. o. BRADLEY 10 Become a

thNufUhft f0f N'NVfteos
SrR-Inasmuch as you did take il
upon yourself to use your influence to
remove the late p. NJ. of Stanford,
and have the office given to man
whom the merchants, bankers, law
yers, doctors, clerks, mechanics, far
mers and every body else except Mr..
Lyle and a few of the benefciary's
near relatives, were opposed to and
did not want a change, | wish to say
that if you dare to become a candid.
ate for Congress, l will use my ut.
most endeavors to roll up Little Pills
majority 1000 votes against you in
this county. We have aided in giving
Mr.. Lyle back seat and are desir-
Gus Of doing you the same favor.
Respectfully, J. r. WARREN.
Late p. M. of Stanford.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

A CURIOUS RIDDLE. Here is a Gu.
rious old story that is something like
a puzzle: A crocodile stole a baby,
Sin the days when animals could
talk" and was about 10 make n dinner
Of IT, The poor mother begged pit.
eously for her child. "Tell me one
truth, said the crocodile, land you
shall have your baby back The
mother thought il over, and at last
said: "You will not give him back.
els that the truth you mean to telli
asked the crocodile. ayes" replied
the mother. "Then, by our agreement,
| keep him, added the crocodile; "for
if you told the truth I'm not going to
give him back, and if its falsehood,
then | have also won.' Said she:
"No, you are wrong. If | told the
truth, you are bound by your promise;
aud, if falseoood, it is not ialsehood
until after you have given up my
child" Now, the question is, who
Won2
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

Mrs. Sharp, the widow of Mem
phis Judge, fell in love with Captain
Leech and asked him TO marry her.
He blushingly declined. She assured
him that her estate was large enough
to support them both, and urged her
suit ardently, but he was immovable,
reminding her that he had never Civ
en- her any encouragement, and hoping
that she would not take his answer
unkindly. But she did. She wrote q
statement of her sorrow for the appeal,
and attempted suicide.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

On Wednesday afternoon a young
women of this city took passage on the
Short.line train for Cincinnati, and
when near Worthwhile she gave birth
to child. Her condition was observ-
ed some time before, and the male
passengers vacated the coach. Every
attention was given her, and on reach
ing Liberty she was waited upon by
two physicians. She called herself
Mrs. Stephens. Her husband had
deserted heT. Courier Journal.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11
A RanawaH Turn TabLe.

A singular occurrence took place
recently at the Pittsburgh round.
house, on the Pennsylvania Railroad.
A laborer was engaged in whitewash.
ing the pit when it became necessary
TO have the turn.table moved. AL.
though there is an engineer in charge
Of the little engine which runs the Ia.
BILE, the laborer thought TO save time
and trouble by starting it himself. lie
turned on the steam and the table
started around, but when he attempt.
ed TO stop 1t he made a mistake and
turned on all the steam in the boiler.
The table went faster aud faster until
il made about 40 revolutions a min.
ute, the Whitewater vainly attempt.
ing TO stop it. Workmen stood on
the edge Of the pat and tried 10 shout
TO the laborer to turn the little wheel
in the other direction, but for a time
the experimenter failed TO catch the
idea. In the meantime an old man
who had been upon the table when it
started had thrown himself down and
was holding on to the railroad track
for dear life, thinking every minute
that he would be hurled of and
ground up. Fortunately nothing like
that occurred. The Whitewater
finally got the right idea. He began
to reverse the wheel and soon the tn.
bic was brought to a standstill, with
no casualties whatever.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

"The very essence Of free govern
ment," declared John G. Calhoun,
Consists in considering Offices as pub
lie trusts, to be bestowed for the good
of the country, and not for the bene.
fit of an individual or a party; and
that system of political morals which
regards offices to be used and enjoyed
as their proper spoils strikes fatal
blow at the very vitals of free insti
tutions."
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

The rustic moralist does not always
take kindly to the ways of his city
cousin, but he occasionally gets off a
shrewd remark at his expense. A
short time ago young man from this
city, who was dressed in a faultless
suit and a pair ofshoes which tapered
to a point in the most modern style,
was visiting arural district A bright
little four.year old boy looked him all
over until bis eyes rested on those
shoes. He looked at his own chubby
feet and then at his visitor, and then
looking up said; mister, is your
toes all cut OIL but oneS'-[ Boston
Journal.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-08-11

At this season of the year the sys-
tenn is more than ever disposed to get
out of order by the insufficient efforts
of the Liver to disgorge the bile. If
not assisted in its work bilious attacks
must necessarily follow. Simmons
Liver Regulator, a purely vegetable
tonic, alternative and cathartic, acts
more promptly in curing all forms of
bilious disorders aud malaria than
calomel or quinine, without any ofthe
injurious consequences which follow
their use.