Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-07-31
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
If any man attempts to aesthetic costume.
shoot him on the (sun-fower) spot.
Beware of things "just good" as butchers Dead
Shot for Bed Bugs-there is nothing but cyclone |
that comes any where it, 1t makes a clean |
sweep.
The government has not yet called any astronomers
to testify in the star route cases.
Kind letters from all the give grateful praise
for Healy Tonic Pills or Cordial See advertisement
on this page.
Regular physicians have proved Cephaline the best
medicine extant for sick, nervous. and bilious head
ache.
No western town that hasn't had a cyclone this
summer is thought to have any enterprise
HAY FEvER.-Mr. A. L. Avery, pharmacist, Newark,
NJ-"Havng been severely afflicted for eleven years
out avail gave up all hopes of being cured. when
purchased of you box of Ely's Cream Balm. To my
SURPRISE after few applications. entirely re-
lieved R. Watson Harris. letter carrier No. II New
P. o., Newark, NJ.
1 have been a hay fever sufferer for three years,
and have often heard Elys Cream Balm spoken of in
the highest terms but did not take much stock in it
because of the many quack medicines. friend per-
suaded me to try the Balm. and with the most won-
derful success This recommendation you can use
for the benefit of hay fever sufferers t. s. Geer,
Syracuse, N. Y. Price so cents
Apply into nostrils with little finger
A summer resort hotel is called the "Arctic House.
That is the place where they soon 'freeze on" to
guests trunk if he doesn't keep up with his board
bill.
A true friend to the weak and convalescent is
Browns Iron Bitters.
"Who it that said it is not good for a to be
aone?" asked Sunday school teacher of his class.
bright boy answered: Daniel, sir. when he was in
the lions den."
1.-THE sovereign temperance tonic Wheat Bitters, is
the purest and richest blood brain and food in
existence. DR.. Brown" I.
A truthful exchange says. "the idea of teaching
every girl to thump piano. and make every boy to
be book-keeper will make potatoes Sc bushel in
| twenty years."
wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds.
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
| chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
We are always pleased to hear of young man set
Ting down. but it gives far pleasure to record
| the fact of his settling up.
Impure water, unhealthy climate. unripe fruit. IN
wholesome food malaria and thousand little ills are
nothing to those fortified by the use of sANFoRD's
GINGER, "the delicious"
Where pangs the mortal flesh assail,
| And give bitterness to life,
| Making the cheek with anguish pale,
| Amid the fierce internal strife;
| Then Sanfords Ginger soothes the pain,
And smiling health looks up again.
Be sure and have little hole in each of your fly
screens, then the flies get out of the when
they tired of staying in.
A PEERLESS PERFUME-The refreshing aroma Of
Floreston Cologne. and lasting fragrance make it
peerless perfume for the toilet.
| A has been found for bricks and new
cure for deafness. An editor threw brick at dog
but it struck man who had been deaf for fifteen
years and completely cured him.
A TRAVELLERS SToRY-After spending months al
watering places and consulting the best physicians
without benefit, returned home disheartened ant
expected to die. friend urged trial of Parker
Ginger Tonic Three bottles and careful diet hav
brought me excellent health and spirits, and I hop
my experience may benefit similar suferers.-Cincn
\ | natl lady. See other column.
81 wouldn't be in Egypt" said Mrs. McGill, las
week, "for all the wealth of Creasote." Seeing loo
of astonishment on the face of her auditors. sh
. added "Creasote, you know, was an old Roman got
and everything he touched turned into gold"
PERSONAL! To MEN ONLY!-The voltaic Belt Co
Marshall. Mich, will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ele
tro-Voaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial fc
thirty days to men young or old) who are Athlete
Il with nervous debility, lost vitality and manhood, an
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and comple
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above. N. B-No risk is incurred as thirty days tri
i is allowed.
!, ''Why do people get drunk p" asks the temperate
worker. Because they drink more whiskey than thu
t are gagged for. Ask hard one.
n Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia general debili
:, liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic diarrhoe
nervous affections. female complaints and all diseas
), | originating in a bad state of the blood.
n Cowarlice asks, as it safe o. Expediency asks a
it politic?" Vanity asks, SIS it popular9" Co
Il science asks lis it right?"
Ii DON'T DIE THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Rou
e Rats" 1t clears out rats, mce bedbugs, roacn
vermin, flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
d CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stinging, smartir
1t irritation Of the urinary passages diseased dscharg
:, cured by Buchupaba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express, $l.25, for S.. E. s. Wells. Jersey City.
q, BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Remover. gre
10 est remedy earth for impotence. eanness sexl
debility. etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expire
Ie Sl.25, 6 for SIS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City. NJ.
Of When man says II hear noise." it may not
ri cur to him that there is nothing else in this wi
world that anybody can hear.
% RESCUED FROM DEATH.-William J. Coughlin.
Ell Somerville Mass. says: lin the fall of 1876 v
m taken with bleeding of the nngs followed by sew
8. cough. lost my appetite and flesh and confr
of to my bed In 1877 was admitted to the hosp
-, The doctors said I had a hole in my lung big a
half dollar. At one time report was around tina
was dead. I gave up hope but friend told MT
do DIR. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. got |
t. tie, when to my SURPRISE commenced to feel bet
and to-day feel better than for three past
Tn 81 write this hoping every afflicted with disc
% ed lungs will take DIR. William Halls Balsam. and
9 convinced that consumption can be cured. can
lively say it has dene more good than all the OF
= medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold
III Eff. Dutton, Barton.Vt.