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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-01-18

vestales, no han menester esfuer2Os de
pum6n y ridiculos ensayos de oratoris
trashumant
En- segundo lugar. porque iamas he.
mos sido monos de imitaci6n.
En- tercer lugar, porque en- nuestra
colectividsd son todos hombres de con
vicci6n y ajsnos por complete q las hue.
cas- pretensiones de ciertos perorado-
res del dis, cuyo 1pico afan consiste en-
que la sociedsd de bembos mutnos co.
rec sus lucubraciones llamSndoles re-
nombrados, eminentes y sapieDtisimos.
El cuarto lugar, porque superpues.
tas toda esa vana palabreria que
hincha los omniscientes predicadores
que Ell Agente pone un dia y ctro por
los cuernos de la luna, estsn para nos.
otros Ia gran escuela de la historic = Ia
gren doctrina de la experiences.
Sabemos donde estamos.
Sabemos los puntos que calzan en- po.
Utica ciertos ciudadanos entire los cua.
les vivimos.
Y, porque los abemos, completeness
los que nj q ST mismos sc conocen.
Y quieren dArse tono de notabilida-
des fJrenses y tribunicias.
Porque son muy conocidos. -.
En- su casa.
Dice E Agente que nosotrcs tenemos
nor separatistas q los iberales de po1
ac6.
tndns mo-
Pero 10 gracioso del case es que el
colegs no desmiente semejante caiidcs-
ci0n.
Qaien Gala otorga, dice un refran po.
puar.
Aqui del Evangelio.
Colega /:
TIL dirist;.
Dice El Agente que & nosotros nos
ocnrre 10 qus q la zorra de la f,bula.
7 prosigue:
"No pudiendo conner las uvas, por
que go las slcsnzaba, declar6balas yer.
des. Oon clio no SO satisfacen, sin en-
bargo.
Ell Agente retratsdo por 81 mismo.
Porque no pudo alcanz4r las uvas del
presupuesto, declarolas verdes.
Despues de haberse declarado en-
tramquta.
Pero el colega, seeda 50 misms con-
fesl6n, es menos resignado que nos
otros.
Ri no go satisfsce con que las uvss
estea Uerdes. u
P.rque mals satisfaction es la de to-
ner h4mbre.
7 caniral
Dice el colega:
"Ya nadie ignora 10 que Sc ha expire.
sado en- todos los tonos donde ell pen
samiento no ha vivido aherrojaio, CO.
NO acontecia en- Puerto Rico hasta ha.
ce POGO.
Hi cuatro 8 cinco n1meros, diio ell
colrga que Puelto-R;co estaba conde.
nado inexorablemente la injueticia,
Ia arbitrariedad, al monopolio y las
tiniebias.
JOomo se comprends ests tan rapids
conversion de ideas en- I'm peri6dico de
las campanillas del colega?
Facisisimsmente.
Csyendo en- la cnenta de que por g,
colega babla q veces ell despecho.
E0tonces 80 tira de los pelos.
en- que otras habla por ell Co!ega
el estomago gnecesitado.
Eatonces toca el bombo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-01-18
CONVERSATION.

LA REDAooroN DEL "BoLRr1N MERcANrm.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-03
REPUBLICAN, PLATFORN.

Reso!ced, That the honor and glory
of TIE Republic, its continued peace,
prosperity and progress will he best
served by the perprtu .tinn and con-
tinued succes, of the Republican party.
We declire our fidelity t. its principles,
as expressed in the Chicago platform of
1880, anI as further embodied in its
great history from its org ,uiz ltion to
the present time.
Reso'cea. Tnat in the tragic delth of
President G .rticll our country hats >uf-
ferrd dep"rahie loss, ani the Kepub-
iicAn purity nnufns for one vino cnns,-
Grated IA noble. and heroic life to the
viudiction of its great purposes.
ResOlrea, That we have faith in the
prudent and sagaciuus administration
of President Arthur and believe il will
result in IroiEotiug the best interests Of
the country.
ResOtred, That the presence in our
midst "f ii Srrviie race Of aliens, incapi-
tlr of as-;miiating with our institutions
is Il perpetu i menace To all classes of
SOriety. The relief extended 10 our
people. by the passage of "A law eXclud-
jny the Chinese by Il Republican Con-
eress and approved ~ Il Republican
President is a genuine cin-e Of salts
faction. We ara in favor of strenuau,Iy
enforcing the provisions of said law,
and we pledge the Republican party to
labor now and nencefJrt., to secure
such farther legislation us will perma-
nentiy exclude the Chinese.
Rssotusd, That we recognize the par
amount Importance of maintaining un-
impaired the free public school system
Of the State. We shall defend it against
sectariun, political or other improper
influences, and we favor such additional
legislation as the condition and wants
of the common schools OF the State may
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-03
He Surc and Gall.

One Of the essentials of mankind is IL
COOL shave, and is enjoyed by all who
pltroniZe BARRIERS. Professor A>chim,
whose shop is near the derst, is recog-
nizpd aS an artist in that line. Gentle
manly niauners and skillfnI work man
ship are a guaranty of his ability, and
his assistant, Dennis O'Neil, can shave
ii man smoother and quicker than any
artist west of Paris.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-03
III. q. Dow NEY
DEALER IN
New g. Second Hand Furniture

WILL PAY CAKH DOWN FOR NEW
" or secondhand Black Walnut cts, Marble
Vets, Oharhber Sets, Carpets, Htoves. rockery.
ware, Glassware, Tinware and oil kinds of House
hold Goods. Will sell the same en- small Com
mission. am also prepared to turn out first
class Upholstery and Cabinet work.
~ Drapery OF all kinds hand aud at Lowest
Prices. ms
HOUSES no RENr-I have = few houses for
rental. which I viii Iss the most reasonable
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-03
RE PUBLICAN TiCk,T.

For Governor,
ENOCH STROTHER, .
OF Storey County.
For Lieutenant-G Governor,
c. E. LAUGHTON,
OF Ormsby.
For Congressman,
c. c.. POWNING,
OF Washoe.
For Supreme Judge,
0. r. LEONARD,
Of Humb Jldt.
For Clerk of Supreme Court,
CHARLES f. BICkNELL,
OF Ormsby.
For Secretary of State,
j. NJ. DORMER,
Of Esmeralda
For State Controller,
J. F. HALLOCK,
Of Lincoln.
For State Treasurer,
GEORGE TUFLY,
Of Ormsby.
For Acknowledgement,
w. IL. DAVENPORT,
OF Eureka.
For Surveyor-Gencral,
c. s. PREBLE,
OF WashOe.
Superintendent Public instruction
q. S. YOUNG,
OF Storey.
For State Printer,
j. G. HARLOW,
Of Ormsby.
Judge Second Judicial District,
T. ID. EDWARDS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-03
WOOD WANTED.

DIDS WILL BE RECEIVED Ely
- the Board of State Capitol commissioners
up TO 10 o'clock A. NJ. of September I'D, l-S,. for
split yellow pine wood limb wood or nut pine
wood, to be delivered before October 10Th, So
at the State Capitol Building Board reserves
the right to reject any all bids.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-01-12
Rup uptSlre

Its Relief aa Cure day owsday v Dr. ihemans ho
dsendio Il
ssn,r Mister, Ms fas
PSns Wcd,s Demb oths
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-01-12
Life Of Garfield Price Ol]T. S2

T. IL work u Profu'sly illustrated. tolls IN,
entire thrll lng story of his careful ii'e and
tragic death has been critically rsvise and
approved b. on, NJ MA n pst " int'' p,rs,nti
friends has lar ortsol ~ o isr n d tinns b 3.
eau o tho lost and ouiip'st. aud o.. torn, to
Az uts ,re the m,st liberal cf any. SUPERB
steel rlate Portraits Free y q itnt irc
Foe prori OF -Ao ,llen -. sue ',ss af Ay-,'s
rubs. Ihiia.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-01-12
w. II. Felix's
Pop ular + gsTsaiture
6 TORE.
Lewistown, Mi1in county, Penna.
Lewistown, Minin county, Penn'a.
-=uriture of Every Kind. Inrlor, Chamber.
Dinning Room. Hall. and Kitchen, to
F, suit the means OfeNery person.

Painted Chamber Suits from S25 TO S55
raror Suite, from $40 up
Walnut Hair cloth Reps, Raw Silk Pushes,
color
Walnut Chamber Suits with Marble Tops from Si5 to sl2'
ljeisteads from 81 to So
Bureaus, Stands lounges Chairs Mattress Of all kinds The
ielfi Woven Wire Mattress Spug Bbon the beat made
All goods kept in stock aud on hand ready for ae anl at CASH
fRICES that will all that by buying
always what Goods packed aud dev
best Of H. r. depot Call aud
M trouble 10 show goods OUR MOTTO; Good Goods Low
Prices AMI please all Orders by mail will prompt
at all times
Yours Respectfully,
JAM 81, 1881. w. II. FELIX.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-01-12
The WHITE stands
acknowledged King
Of all Sewing Ma
chimes.
Important and CautiOnary Notice 10
all intending purchasers OF
sewing Machines.

once WHITE SEWING MACHINE co
CLEvELANp, q. May 81. 1880.
We particularly call your attention to the
fact that we stamp number in plain, .distlnei
figures on the back shuttle.racs slile Of each
machine and X, epa record OF such numb"rs
when sold, a WARRANTY voR FIVE yEARs 1.
given TO the purchaser. This warrant bears
the name Of tho agent who purchased tho ma.
chine from US, as also tho date OF purchase AMI
= number corresponding to the slide number
The warrant L. signed by US, and has the orPt-
CiAL SEAL OF ur compaiy STAMPED upon II.
All other warrants in our nano are spurious,
and parties hnilng the SIT pg suMBERs NuTIL.
ArEp on DEPAcEp, and no warranty to CORE.
spond with the above description, may know
a, once that sooner or later the owner will lie
involved in trouble, With no one to fall back
upop.
Tho aESrisE "white" Il t9.i1y tho most
popular ma shine upon the market, the cheap
st, and tho bcst to own or sell. large. NUN.
Dor Of tho "white" have been made and sold
since they were placed upon the market.i than
any other make IN the sane length OF time
since Sowing Machines were invented. Their
iightress, speed, space bcau'y, qniteress, du.
rabiI,y, and price, camhirc to make them the
machine that every f,miiy desires to own, and
thoroughly satisfied when once they possess
the "White."
THE REGULAR AUTuo1izgp DEALER ron
Snyder and adjoining counties, Is q. G. SEE.
BOLD Middicdurg Pa, aud We aivise Intend.
Ing purchasers t. patroni,e nnns other, and
thereby get the genuine "Wbitc'
wBlrE SEWING MACHINE co.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-01-12
no .sxOUS.


Itiss sorrcwful fact that the br
ro,ns are moro hon st wi h their
lem ms than the tom ,'erance p ciic'
"Sn th," said Brosn, "rb'rr's u
fortune in that mine II knoW y
sid ) NTH. "rve .,it my fortu,s ia
it,"
The Canadi,o I din,s are organ
izing bras batls. an c,n 10 hneer
be cla,srd with the uut"otcicd saw
sg,-.
5 S,san B. Auth my wants the
n,'ps " IN i'illntn Cur. altered
PAU nan .an i.w 'mtn or PulI-irreS.
pectivc-,f-s K car..
When q nan tells n s'orv he
t. ikstS nav, tIltie ;''vi ib's
not catch on, his isc' falls naturally.
H. il affected by tho force uf gravity
Ia Italy they ic"usc hsnd-organ,
which are in tune \ dlscnrda I
Mt j. not permitted. H.nl-orgIns
which can't yet u license are shipped
10 this Gu itry.
Being intoxicated three times de
der the oil French Jaw. II ibatwcrr
the lswi this country, clecti' day
wolldu't anJGnt to much.
Grammarinns arc puzzled over the
question whether 'mump," api
"mca.les' ure singular or plural
Thy often 10 k singular, but 'ht j.
no criterion Oh qIcsiich, oi thi
kind.
G ,mf,r'ing .i"Ir. Btnt'aan."
said tiin'd wJiu,n to the icirymin
who was rowing her across The river,
"are people ever lot IN tins river ,
"Oh, no. inn'an." he replied, I've al.
ways lind 'em again within day or
su."
Does loss Of s'eep make q man
look worn bee ,usc It takes tue nap
out ut him
What wor.l j. there OF Fl f'e letters.
from which, IL You take away two,
you leave six i--SIxty.
JJhn,' is there m ,ch iifrlnca, be-
tween sea aul saw Yes the
difference is iu-tcns'."
The man who stops his paper t.
economic ought to CIT his Euse OF
to keep from buying haulke chi f.
A Western editor. in reap 'nse TO I
subScrib win, grn.ubls. th,t his
morning papsr va ia''l'ra'lv lamp,
says h't ti' beS,ds, th1re Is 81 N ,ch
due ON it,
a man in the snblib. calls his
wife Shadow" because $40 is cou-
tinua'ly following him around. We
taie it for gran,ad that he is afraid
oi his own Sitloy
A Nov Jersey nan "c'ul Int src any
danger in smoking while wei,hiis
powder" Conc I, met the Prnn-
sylvania man who prta CT, If iy-
naaito on th stove TO dry.
Young man, Io,k not upon the
church so,'iuhlc oyster-siew when it
is RET with p pp"r ; because at tn
last It stin.cih like IN adder. and
btcih hole in Your pocketbo"k to a
considerable an unt - B r,iette,
A sw ct girl graduate 10 NV
Hampshire is Earning the WA CHI
cleani ~ trade. Just as We expected
Ono o. those tender, sentimental
young tuing' cleaned us ont OF u
wa'ch once. a'l now tho art is to be
more thorouhly developed.
Lau lady entirely innocent ol
Cranmalical knowledge, advnrtisaS
that -he has "a iiie, airy, well-fur'
nished bel.ro, IN Tor zen lem ~
twelve fee, square ) another has "a
chca, an desirable snits of rooms
for respectable family in good ro-
pair J" still another has IA hall bed
room f'r a single woman eight by
twelve"
A Chicago MN reinroi ne home
late at night stopped under an clec-
trio lamp to look at his watch, aud
then buttsned his overcoat around
tho pos. and stood there ia fear aui
,,nl.. ID, Ia, ,,.n. a "a,
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-01-12

Epitaph on a western hotel Peace
to its hashes. Reqnicscat its soup
b,nes in the swi II barrel under the
dining room wind ow. Green grow
the ab .stly cslery and the cork lined
RI lish above its grave. Birn ever
more on the shrine Of its fragrant
mem Try the noniiiumin,tiog ksro
scne 'h It p,lIei the bedroom with
it, ai,korins gloon. Aud may its
fam ' oniure, ev'n a. the f.isl's-
E,Stlsks p,unj cake aud the galvau-
issl p 'rtsrh,uss stvat.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
The STAYING Power Of Wind.

"Why, you don't call this windy, do
your asked Judge Jones. While l
was down in Cheyenne yesterday I saw
an empty -four barrel stuck up agains.
the side Of brick house, with nothing
10 hold it in that position but the
Wind. 1t had been up there FIVE days.
Yes, sir. The wind hadn't let up
enough during that time TO let it drop"
An old and well-dressed gentleman
Who had been standing near, and had
heard the judges statement, replied
Pardon me. sir. but / cannot believe
that. / have lived in Cheyenne twelve
years aud have never known the wind
TO hold an empty barrel against the side
OF house longer than four days"
This started q general conversation
on the subject Of Wyoming winds in
general and Cheyenne winds in particu-
lar. and q man who looked as though
be might be q liar frem somewhere
near Red Buttes or Sherman, said that
sometime last spring. while in Chey-
enne, the wind blew the sign of a dry
goods store and carried it across the
street and up against a harness shop,
and held it here for three weeks.
Just then the train came laundering
In and the wind question was adj
iourned. Larimic Boomerang.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
Keen.EYed.
Apoor lad living near Philadelphi

Apoor lad living near Philadelphis
was invited couple o; years ago by Q
wealthy friend in tom to dine with him.
Among the dishes re1 to him on the
table he noticed that one which ht
particularly relished was set down on
the menu as "Filet de beuf aux cham
pignons." A sharp scrutiny showed
him that the "chanp;gnons" wert
only mushrooms, such as be had some
times gathered on tie sheep walks
These, however. as his friend explained
to him, were OF finer quality, and had
been cultivated and canned in France
They sold at retail, his friend explained
to him. readily at sixty cents a can.
Strolling through the market next day
the boy saw one or two-quart baskets
Of native mushrooms marked at the
same price.
"Is there much demand for these
things p he asked. 1--WE do not
think much OF them in the country"
"They are considered rare deli
cacy," said the man. but only cpl
cures can afford TO buy them"
The lad passed on with new thought
in his brain. Why could he not grow
mushroomsP he was poor, to be sure,
and had little time to spare from his
regular work, and had no land. Here
was a crop which he had been told
could be raised in cellar; one for
which there was already demand
which could easily be increased, an6
no supply. he went home. and during
the next few weeks read every book he
could find on mushrooms, laid out beds
in a back cellar, manufactured his
spawn with few old mushrooms an6
the manure heap, and last fall filled tht
market with his boxes OF tiny silvery
buttons; blushing, delicate pink. They
were of precisely the same quality a.
the French canned champignons, only
they were dewy, fresh, and sold a
twenty cents. Epicures eagerly filled
their baskets, and others who never had
tasted them. in the prevailing higf
prices Of all kinds OF food. tried the new
cheap vegetable and came again ant
again. The crop fairly took the mar
ket, and the boy has already laid by 4
snug sum toward going to college. How
many boys would have munched cham
pignons and while eating have though
only OF the taste
This lad will be sure TO succeed; mo-
because he makes "lucky hits" but be
cause he has the keen eye to see pub
lie need, and the energy to meet it,
demands. Youfi's Companion.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The tea brokerage business says
New York letter, Was begun in . small
way forty years ago, and has been con-
SANITY increasing until it has become
IN immense speciality. The commission
ID half-cent . pound, and the smallest
amount that Q broker will sell is Ave
packages. He obtains samples from
the importer and gives his customer An
opportunity Of carefully testing the
article. Hence, in q tea-brokers office
the kettle is always boiling. and the
center table has its extended array OF
tea cups. The drawing is carefully
weighed, aud for one must turn silver
half dime, this being the usual weight
Generally Q score Of samples are tested
st the tame time in order to make COM
parison. The tea-trsders first try the
aroma, and then sip il in order to get
he favor. W hat nicely Of taste must
be required to fix values in this rapid
manner. An expert tea-taster, how
ever, will not only designate the price,
but often specify the part Of China IN
which the crop Was grown. Tes-tsstins
is said to be gift, and some can never
succeed, while others all at once display
skill. A good faster must be of q rather
nervous temperament, because tea sp'
peals to the nervous system, and the
business is, therefore, one in which the
latter is severely tried and sometimes
shattered.
Tea brokers are sometimes obliged
10 taste three hundred samples in
day, and during the business season
two hundred is an average One reason
for this excess is found in the fact that
Q broker may be employed TO buy the
entire stock for some important house
Hence he must exercise great care but
while he makes great profits his health
suffers 10 q corresponding degree. The
constant effect Of such q stimulant IN
deed cannot be escaped. Tea enters
the system by inhaling, and also
through the mucous membrane, and
lastly by the stomach. The result, as
has been stated, is distressing to the
nervous system, the consequences being
varied according to personal idiosyn'
crscies. They are, however, OF sufficient
Importance to have place in the medi-
cal record. The tea-broker must also
resign the social nature Of tes-drinking
and when he comes home at night with
Q mouth irritSted with professional
tasting, how annoying must be the al
nouncement that "tes is ready" The
leading tea-brokers are rich men, bat
Is in many other specislties, they have
TO pay for their success.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
A Human Bellows.

There is man in the hospital named
James Dryer who has three bullet.
holes in his chest, one Of which is still
nnhesled. Through the last mentioned
wound, which is little way below the
left armpit, he e1pels air from his lungs.
a Tribune reporter visited the man last
evening st ST. Marks hospital. he had
no hesitation in exhibiting his pecu-
liarity, and, when requested to strip, re-
moved his shirt and showed the reporter
four holes in his chest and back where
two bullets had entered and another
where ball had struck his shoulder
and came out under his arm. There
was also hole or two in his leg. From
the wound under the armpit he breathed
so loudly that the sound OF air escaping
through the orifce could be heard the
length Of the room. The reporter held
his hand before the hole and felt the
air rushing out. Dwyer tells his story
rs follows
al was in Bonanza City about three
years ago. / had a mining claim, and
. man named Fla1on-Chsrlev was his
first psme-came at me with six shooter
for fight. Well, before I knew it he
had filed me up with lead. l had holes
all over me, and they crossed this way
and that, until 1 couldn't tell for GER
tainty which bullet made any two holes.
For q while You could look into one Of
the holes and see my heart quite plain,
but that healed up, and now there is no
show to see the heart at all. II you'd 3
been here q year or more ago could
have shown you the heart beating right
along. / amt much Of an exhibition
now al i can do is to pump air on;
Of my lungs by this hole. Once could
take il in one place and send j. out
another, but the other hole healed. !
was all well once, but the wounds
opened again"
d" Did you return the fire ?" asked
the reporter
hadn't any gun but after 1 was
shot few times went for him and got
him down, and the crowd pnlled me
Of. When got him down he began to
boiler murder; nice chap to be singin'
out murder after the way he had acted.
He shot his partner the same way. Guess
I'll be ont in few days all right. -
Sdlt Lake Tribune
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
4 Monherfnl Fiddle.

Harry Z. CliL, 4 violinist OF some
cote, has recently come into possession
Of rare treasure. L; is nothing less
than a violin made Of wood that grew
before he food. some forty years ago
vorkmen engaged in digging mill
race through the farm owned 10y Daniel
Bulla discovered, at depth Of six or
eight feet below the surface, the trunk
ofsree in q good state Of preservation.
II was lying across the line of the race,
and they had to cut a piece out OF IT
several feet long before they could so
on with their work. Local biologists
say that the wood is many thousand
years old.
Recently the wood was taken to A. B.
Clark, who was engaged in repairing
emona violin that was captured in the
siege Of Mexico. Clark was delighted.
1t was the very thing. BE made models
Of the old Cremona, and in the course
OF three months had given the finishing
touches to the new violin. The belly
was OF the old antediluviAn wood and
the back and neck Of wavy maple, cut
in Pennsylvania fifty years ago and
RATED down the Ohio to Cincinnati. an
carried on to Dayton for an old cabinet
maker, who was never able TO use it.
The figure Of the old instrument was
followed exactly. AMI when the newo one
was finished it was an exact fac smile OF
those built by Stradivarius.
When the bow was drawn across It
the two connoisseurs went into ecstacies
of delight. The glue was barely set
and the vanish was still green, but
there was an abs Of the thick, raw
quality that marks new violin. The
notes came out sharp and clear, and
when the lower strings were set vibrat
ing they gave out rich, mellow music
that reminded them of the yiolins oil
Amati and Guarnerius.-Riekn,oad
(bad.) Palladium.