The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-10-21
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BLACK SHEEP,
HAVE YOU GOT ANY wOOLE
Say. OLD s~UNFLowER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN In THE SWAMP
to do with those Calling guns

trying to do with those Calling guns?
Why. OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with MU>H
and then discharging them.
But the charge comes out st the WRONG Esd.
Yes, OLD PICKLES, the OLD MAN is so foolish lac
why. sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
shop THE OLD HOUSE. not the HOUSE THAT JACK
in; and that he had some OLD CURIOS, an old carriage
that Queen Anne or Queen Kalama rode in; and also that
and had procured lots of chiuamen's TAILS to have on
Yes. Old PICKLES. that's so: but you see that cream
wouldn't churn, so he has got in a new role, after the
he has been beating round the BUSH. but got nothing.
Yes. OLD PICKLES, he has been at that Tor the last
put the GOOD SHEPHERD 10 look out for his hocks. and
- tbstn. INT AZ the same time. he don't wish TO be sell
fish in the matter; he has made ample provision for all
that may come To him. He has got a fine lot of MORENO
RAMS nothing to do with those ram-rods that 1 spoke of
in the - Last supper" = but the real article from Lanai
and any one wishing can buy one o. q ~ dhS TE sqII h,& ana aI inc ~
those Rams and pastures him down in the Swamp. he will
which sheep are subject For his beneht would recon-
mend 4 preparation made of one pound Of SOFT soar,
water: this will destroy vermin. itch, scurf and mango,
warm water before being applied 10 the animal. and it
will not injure the hair. But these diseases seldom get
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
where they have to climb to get their grSze.
beautiful wagonnette last Friday. Wen. sir, it is one of
the most elegant carriages 1 ever saw. Where did Mr..
l NOW S' look here, OLD PICKLES, you can't come any of
your smart tricks on me; y9p know very wei snst ali
on King street; that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
Say now: OLD UNT M60D wo Iss; talk sense Who
wbst. for my BODY BUILDER 1 have got a little
fellow from Louisville. Kentucky, Who can discount any
'h Now 2 oLD L what ere you giving us'
Sbat has become of that young man that made. bodies
for you beforep That Young man that uses Bears Oil
i" q, he has gone up town, to work for that man on Fort
oh yes that slim man. don't think he will ever be
as fat as Won are, OLD S~UNFLOwER.
NO; l I'll think gai g 9Gt tb ae b hd 6 se Of q 't tPeM %G thihgs ! never Z"
say. OLD sun. 1 think that OLD MAN DOWN IN THE
SWAMP can beat you on painting.
OLD sun. he told me ne had the best painter in the
DID you believe himl
had no reason TO disbeheve him.
Who did he tell yon he had
Yest Did he tell you he had f, II. Harrioon We'll,
now. just stop for one minute; Harrison has not been with
Now. OLD SUN, none OF your soft soap. Who is he
Why. he is with me.
do. OLD PICKLES. Go West gave him such a good
nanse. and told people that he was the best workman
that he ever had seen; that he had always done the
Kings work. and the King would have nobody but him
SO s You Went for him and got himi
We'll. OLD what has become of the
q" Greeu Harp a" painter you had some time ago?
o, he has gone over to Frisco; gone to look for Dennis.
what Dennis?
Dennis Kearny.
What, the Irish Agitator {?
Yesl that is the man.
why, what in the world did he leave you fort
-, Wbv, his painting was done so horribly it used to
scare horses; so I thought the most quiet way was the
How is it about your Trimmer. OLD sUNFLowER2
Who do you mean, STEIN?
THAT is the man; I thought go West got him
Yes. he did, but he did not keep him. He agreed for
one Hund6ed Dollars bonus. but he did not get it. and l
got INN back, YOU BET.
% Then you have got all of those workmen2
YOU B.Tl This go West business l must explain to
you, / PICKLES. some years ago there was another
the New York TTl d Wes q VSed 10 % giGe we w Sdvtce 70 all
a., 1--we Scotia M IN vraS with him a yvith an
ola ialniIS . w 81 :" do in this worlds Goods. buf never
went to church. whilst the old woman was somewhat in
clsned to go 10 church. some Of their GALS were get
ting up in their teens, and the old woman thought they
ought TO go in some society. 50 she kept teasing the old
man to go to church and LET tnT AIS get IN society; mat
they were approaching w"inanhood; ana II tney ana MOI
get them in society they might die old maids So she
20. to crafty mamna's wishes; bat still, at the same
time, the old man was not very anxious about it. Finally
:" Mother, 1 have not been ia the church since we were
marks about it." Says the old woman, You talk like an
old fool. the dominic may not know that We are in the
church." Well now, old woman, you have your way
sTont IL but Won see" So they got to church and the
dominic that married them over twenty years before,
kept eyeiug the old man, and the old man dropping his
hesd. fnaIl. the old dominic in the pulpit rose up. open
ed ms N.Y. ouVA s i Hone" the old man rose mn
turn m yf fa H a nv love, mother. what did / tell You about
this Bat the old woman insisted that he didn't mean
them All" says the old man: there are no other
Ransons in this house, you can't fool me ON that, 1 can't
host hoist. tbs. atm in" T 81 ho ds e p fags wf& eas spu wi niTf that = 0t Of 60 &c
West That yopRg man was a y reader e. y o. N n ed if got ana u 10
lg saw the ." go " est II H., > u z got UP Ail Bot, sIu -
now IN the Swamp.
Well. OLD Sun. that is quite q comparison, but no
Vel. OLD PICKLES, I am worried with you.
Have YOU any objections to being called SUNFLoWER?
Not at all, OLD PICKLES, on the contrary 1 think it Is
onite a compliment. Oscar Wilde, the scholar, poet and
aDoslle of Fstheticlsm, has given to the Sunhower and
the IiIy the most prominent places in the Floral World;
Inc Lily for its purity and delicacy, and Sunhower from
its resembling to the Golden Orb of Day. II is inmate
rial 10 me whether 1 am dalled a Sundower or q Rose.
1.-The Rose by any other name will smell as sweet
Well. inst once more. OLD SUN, have yon any
Not many. L PICKLES
Give US n few, OLD Sun.
VelI. I have a shoe from the foot OF Punchbowli q tootn
from The month of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
geaI That comprises my principal stock OF CuHIos.
How Is that. OLD PICkLESH
Quite sufficient, OLD SUN
Well, OLD PICKLES, 1 have 4 lot more, but 1t Is get
ting late. and time is money. still ought to say some,
thing more about that TO : I notice in the papers, ana
ranfId do so IL II were no. - sCfi ana silly. Thought
~ uoros- porus-rhincus would have done better for the
amount paid for it,. hova %, -
Now. just another question: OI"p StN' INV
thing 10 say for yourself: -,
- ri y PI Les. / might say n great deal but /
5o,.t yysnt 4, hurt the feelings of the OLD MAN IN ihE
r XPSI so l will merely add that if you know any per
s1n who want carriages or carts built or repaired ulm-
rel N nsinted. or who wants anything in the saddlery
lin. or who requires iron work or horse shoelng' sehu
them along to the
Pioneer Shops on King street,
q, ~ aSf manner and on