The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-28

cies would like to know the proper time 10
call: Please answer through your valuable
paper and Oblige. ETIQUETTE
Nevada Democrat
If the young man really desires informa-
ton, it would be we'll to tell him the prop
er time to call her mother an "old cata.
mount" is when be is about two miles out
of her hearing
The Philadelphia Times devotes con-
siderable space in telling Q young gentle
man how and where to kiss his girl.-Ex.
The average young gentleman doesn't
need much advice on this subject, for the
show" will come to him by nature, aud the
"where" will be the fruit of opportunity.
"A St. Louis wom.n who makes boring
gloves, gives every pair trial on the old
man before sending them out.-Ex.
MANY q woman tries her hand on the
old man, but if she chooses TO put gloves
on it is nobody's business but her own.
Only few of the ladies of Butler now
wear large hats to the theatre. Most of
them have some regard for the rights of the
little man or woman wh~ sits behind them.
Yes, but that is mighty little regard.
1t has been currently reported that
quite q number of old maids at Appleton
City have sent off for "pstent huggers."
Clinton Advocate.
That might do for Appleton City old
maids, but unless the "patent hugger" was
exactly like . man in every respect, it
wouldn't do for Sedalia.
If the man who writes "Aes bites" for
the Sedalia BAzoo will come over to Mexi-
co and call at this Office, We will pay bis
expenses and give him some advice that
will do hin much good, If it don't prove
q life preserver.-Mexico Ledger.
We are coming. Meet Us At the train
with. band Of music, and engage q suit
OF rooms at the Ringo house. You will
know us BY the picture At the head Of this
colusn. Be kind enough to give us .
warm reception, and name class in Sun.
day school where We can of6ciate.
-Horseshoes made Of three tbickuesses
of green rawhide comprised in . steel
mold are used to some extent in England.
-Exchange.
Can't see what particular benefit they'd
be 10 horses, but If they were to be used
for mules they would prove invaluable q
life preserven.
Mine girls of Wheeling took some
pictures Of actresses in stage costumes to
q photographer and posed q nearly Is
possible 10 the same attitudes and raiment.
Exchange.
The posing was all right, but when their
parents viewed the pictures, they probably
objected to the exposing.
"A stranger dropped into Waco, Texas.
the other day and showed 'em how to
make lemonade for five cents q gallon.
Exchange.
Doctors must have made things lively
If many partsok OF it.
Some of the Mexico ladies are dealing
with the produce exchange.-Mexico
Ledger.
Glad to hear it, Ills to be hoped the
Ledger man will find the disease q oon-
tagious one.
There is q rumor that fashionable
ladies are now tinting the tips of their
ears with pink, and . fashion paper takes
occasion to condemn it-Exchange.
IT'S merely a matter o: taste; men tint
the tips of their noses with pink, why
shouldn't the ladies so adorn the tips of
their ears!
"A bashful young clergyman. recently
rising to preach for the first time, an
nounced his text in this wise "And i'm.
medistely the cock wept and Peter went
out and crew bitterly"
Somebody says that "women would
never do to run railroads, as the trains
would always be behind."-Exchange.
Very true; sparks would always fsllow
after her. too, and there would be much
danger of fire.
Chesterfield said that q gentleman
should always assume an air of elegant
leisure, but then Chesterfield never had any
railroad trains to catch.-Exchange,
Nor flea, either.
"A Boston clergyman's wife, bling over
charged by Buffalo hackman for the tri.
between two railroad stations, had him
arrested. appeared against him, saw hin
fined $3.50, and got back in time to TAKE
her train.
Some women would have been more en-
terprising than that; they would hav,
taken their train with them.
"A Holden girl began canning tona
toes with nineteen warts on her hands ant
quit with never q one in sight.-Exchange
People who eat those tomatoes will gel
meat IS we'll as vegetables at the sam,
time. Economy Is the road to wealth snt
that girl can now marry the prescher.