Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1882-08-08
Spirit Of gsftersol,.
TUESDAY MoEN1Ne. AUGUST s. 1ssa=
PEN, INK AND SCISSORS.

PEN, INK AND SCISSORS.
How can man and wife be one, when the
woman is one herself
A stroke of lightning generally spares the
rod and spois the house.
Kick your corn through viudow>glass
and the pane is gone forever.
Man was created little lower than the
angels, and he generally stays there
For one Of the best assortments of Tobacco
and Cigars, at low prices, go to DALGARN's.
counter irritant-the woman who is for.
ever shopping and never finds what she wants.
Do ToU WISH TO PuRrrr THa srsr1a and get rid
ders IS ots. Sold By druggists.
Ian Beer Lavsa AND KtDsxY R-euLA4os, aad
gentle Fafgstivs knozn, Thsyer's Liver Pow
osfs. sold eJ N. =. Henderson. Chsrls.,own.
A fly is said to have 10000 eyes, No
wonder he is careless as to where he leaves
his specs.
Gone 1ofamatory rheumatism, cured by
st. jacobs Oil. Ira Brown.
GChicago Tribune.
Always remember. when you are in need
of Shoes, to go to DALaAaN's. who sells
them on very short profits.
man advertises GLANDS wanted on
it takes leather strap.
More universally recommended than any
proprietary medicine made. A sure and re-.
liable tonic, Browns Iron Bitters.
Rev. John NJ. Dawson, colored, has writ
ten letter accepting the straightout repub>
lican nomination for Congressman at largo
from Virginia
ENTIRELY SATrsFAcroRY.-Ladiesw wishing a
III IoI;o
richness. find Florestoa Cologne entirely salts
factory.
era Nor bus are cured with Thayers Liver Powder,
and only cost IS cts. Sold BY druggist every.
where. '
The Camp meeting for Berryville Circuit,
NJ. Il. Church South, to be held in Morri-
sons Woods. has been postponed from Aus
gust 10th until August 18th.
A DIFFICULT PROBLEM So1vED.-Tbe desire
for stImu!snts is becoming a mon strons evil and
hew to oyerG"me it is a serious question with
TofoTnsrs. Parter's Ginger Tonic fairly solves
the dtmen!t probe 1t lnvigor2tes bod and
mind without Intoxicating. and has brought
Gsaaah and happiness to many desolate homes.
sLEErLEssNEss, NKRvousNEss, CANNOT pr.r
WELL at night, tired in the morning ON rising.
kidney. with highly coIored urine il auoWed TO
.1 s.sSd to be be thick, attended with burning whom
rolded: n: Thayer's Liver Powder, viii cure you.
Only 20 cents. SOLD by druggist N. F. Hender.
son, Charlestown, W. Va.
AT Bernville, Berls county, Pa, Harrison
Haag, aged 80 years, farmer, scratched his
arm on Canada thistle in tie harvest field
while working on Emanuel Haae's farm Ie
afterward examined COW that died suddenIv
and contracted blood poisoning, which ended
IN fatal lookjew. 1t is stated that two sons.
who assisted in tho examination, have similar
symptoms of blood poison.
. INFLUENCE OF THE SOIL ON HE41rH.-Tho in
a tn fkNRL GI.
ing upon it. is broueht out very plainly dnring
the Prsvelence Of epidemic diseases. That ma
IN ato from the soil, is already accepted: and re-
sent sent +i +iinvestiSatieps show pretty cone:usively
Yellow Fever and the plague are in some wav
connected with the soil. which is daily eorreb-
stating the marvellous effect Peruna S ba. on thos:
aatseases, 6 and in their conyalescent state. John
onFsssy, bnf.,r Of Gerry, Pa ssys 7 .t
a'i"." See page "a in ILLS of Life''
The Shenandoah Valley Railroad engineers
have for several days past been working in
the western section of our town. Thew are
reticent as to their object, but it is generally
believed that the purpose is to form direct
connection with tho Western Marylsnd Rail>
road, which is now only accomplished bv
using milo or more of tho Cumberland Val
Icy Road. While this is the most reasons
able construction to be put upon their moves
N-S%As01 ShcA1 bEe tnOse VINO esSert that III
the preliminary to the construction of par
allel line TO the Cumberland Valley Road
from this place to Harrisburg.-Raqersto
Correspondent of BAH. Sun.
Two men disputed about their powers of
endurance, and one said testify to the o.her
~ be. you that can hold my leg in boiling
water longer than you can" Done said
the other, and the steamine water was
brought. 10 went leg No. with an air of
defiance, No 2 with an odifying serenity
No. began to winoe, No. 2 called calmly
for the newspaper, No. began to find it intoi.
erable, No. smiled at the humor of the pa-
per. "In heavens name !" at last exclaimed
No. !, eIasperated by the heat of the water
aud eooluess of his antagonist, what is your
leg made OF! Wood" seRtentiously re.
piled the other.
KIssEs-To steal a kiss. th,rs f,;,