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Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-04-08
L0Ye.Making in A Beer Garden.

Making love in beer garden IS liable to be carried on under disadvantages and subject to interruptions more or less disagTeeable. The other night a young man sitting with his sweetheart in garden over the Rhine was endeavoring to pour tale of love into her listening ear, which the shrill cries incident to the locality were continually interrupting. The courtship ran something after this fashion
 Dearest Eliza, you know that your image alone holds a place within my heart. l thrill only to the soft tone of your sweet voice am happy in no company but yours. In short, better than life do love"
 "Zwi beer p
 As was saying, before yon caitiff beer-ierker passed this way with his dis cordant ejaculation, I am indissolubly yours. The stars are never bright un- less you are by my side, yet your eyes do ever shame their brightness. I see no beauty in the flowers until your pres once blesses me, and then your beauty make them hide their heads with envy. For one kiss from those sweet lips I woul6-"
 ' Fin cigar ein mineral p
 "(Confcund that boy D Do7t love me. dearest, as I love you ? Wouldst join your fate to mine? Could you con- sent to gohand in kand with me through life, banqueting on love and feasting on"
 " Pretzels for two !"
 "(Oh, hang your pretzels } What would life be without thee? It. would Le as barren desert without one oasis long dismal night uncheered by ons single star; cast adrift upon the wide and lonely ocean, with no friendly sail in view from day to day, and all the while the fierce hunger in my heart cry ng-"
 "Boleena woost v
 "Fire and blazes Lize, let's get out O this."
 They got. - Cincinnati Saturday | Night.
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Sentimental People.

Oh! how I detest your sentimental people who pretend to be full of feeling, who will cry over worm, and yet treat real misfortune with neglect. There are yourfne ladies that have seen in dining room, and when by accident an earwig has come out of a peach, after having been half-killed in opening it, one would exclaim, "Oh poor thing you have broken its back-do spare it-I can't bear to see it suffer. Oh, there, my Lord! how you hurt it :; stop, lot me open the window, and put it out" And then the husband drawls out. " My wife is quite remarkable for her sensibility; mar ried her purely for that" And then the wife cries, "Oh, now, my Lord, you are too good to sSy that; if I had not had grain of feeling, should have learned t from you" And so they go on prais- ing each other; and perhaps the next morning, when she Is getting into her carriage, a poor, half-staryed woman begs charity of her, and she draws up the glass and tells the footpan another time not to let those disgusting people stand at her door.-Lady Stonhope.
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Couldn,t Trust If a Second T;ua

He attended a meeting where an at tempt was being made to lift the debt of the church. After great deal of earn est exhortation to give he began to get mildly excited over the matter, and when the minis ter declared that every one who gave would find that the Lord would pay him back hundred fold he concluded to close with the bargain, and at once subscribed handsome sum. And" said he some weeks afterward, '' the scripture promise is financially a good one, for since l gave that money to the church man came into my office and paid large debt which I had long since given mp as lost. Yes, the prom ise is a good one, but and here he hesitated for a few moments" but I tell you what 1t is, I don't think dare trust it second time."
 WEIGH side of the street do you live ID, Mrs Ripple ?" asked counsel, cross
 Samining a witness "Oh, either side 1T. If you go one way, it'son the righ. tide; If you go the other way, it on the left"
 SOME females have just been arrested Tn Kentucky for the manufacture of it. licit whisky. This is the first recorded instance of woman keeping still
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Prohibition in Kansas.

"All aboard ]" yelled the conductor, hut his seven passengers who had alight- ed to stretch their legs on the platform did not stir. Some depot hanger-on had told them that this station was the last before crossing the Kansas border, and it seemed as if some common impulse or affection held them all spell-bound. "All aboard l" the conductor cried again and the train started. The seven pass engers made q spasmodic attempt to reach it, but the attempt was too spirit less. Only two of them found footing on the hind steps of the sleeper. These were Kansas City drummers, and they came on into the day car looking very dejected.
 "It is dry time, "saidthe fat passen- ger.
 "I pause to ruminate. said the man in the linen coat, pensively chewing a bit of licorice root.
 "The drama is decaying," said the sad passenger.
 "Don't w(h)ine, said the woman who talks bass.
 "I'll sit beside her," volunteered the boy who sells peanuts.
 "We have crossed over into the land of milk and honey" said one of the drummers, feebly endeavoring to keep up with the procession.
 "Now you're screamin'," remarked his companion.
 "Loggerheads," observed the man on the wood-box, as the train halted at a tank, the engine is going to be gin- and water. "-Burdctfc.
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AOur Ftra0n

The venerable Dr. Woolsey, of Yale, who is much interested in securing q general law of divorce throughout the United States, is asked by m interview CT if he does not think that sour bread has much to do with divorce. Whereat the doctor wcnderingly asks, "Sour bread What is that ?"
 Let us answer.
 Sour bread, doctor, is death. Sour bread is sin. Sonr bread Is original sin. Sour bread is dyspepsia. Sour bread poisons first the body and then the mind. Sour bread is impurity taken into the stomach and from thence dis the bread for inspiration or wisdom. Sour bread eaten to give nutriment and strength, and giving none, causes de- sire for the artificial stimulants, tobacco and whisky. Pure food, doctor, helps largely to make pure men and women. Wives who poison their husbands daily, doctor, with dishes fried in rancid lard or butter, or who mix animal grease in a state of semi decomposition with their hot biscuit, or who top off this involun- tary system of Lucretia Borgiaism with sour bread, are the chief promoters of domestic rows, troubles, wrangles and finally divorce. Sour bread clouds the mind, darkens the understanding, mar rows the intellect and weakens the body. Good bread and pure food worked up finally into brain or matter or what ever you choose to call it, gives clear heads, clear ideas, truth, and promotes and leads to gentleness, mercy, charity and peace. The kitchen, doctor, is the neglected cornerstone of your theology. The cook is now one of the despised saviors of humanity. Despise not the day of small things, doctor. Spirituality and divinity can't be developed out of diet of chips, and husbands don't get much better. Husbands, of course, doctor, are bad. All husbands are worse, much worse than their wives. But, as commencement to make them better, they must have wives who will see that they have good bread. Yes, doctor. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. But perhaps you don't smoke. Graphic.
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Modern EngIlsn.

The following conversation, between couple of newsboys in Park TOW, will give an idea of the American form of the English language as improved up to date:
 "I told that rooster to hump him. self"
 "Did he acknowledge the corn ?"
 "'You bet If he hadn't I'd just 'putsa mansard over his eye.'
 "'Hold your horses he's on his muscle, and could lay you out. p"
 "'Not much He's only 'toddy blossom, and hangs up his landlord. !" N"That's small potatoes, and ii I was his landlord I'd sit down on him."
 "That would be the correct thing. You see he's bad egg, and I'll make it warm for him. don't you forget it. D
 "An right; let's take nip.
 "Have you got the necessary" '"
 "Yes, 1 met an old chap who was dead gone on piety, and l played in nocent,' and he come down with the 'rhino. '"-Ne,O York Star.
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Rescued from Death.

William J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass, says: In the fall of 1876 I was taken with bleeding of the lungs followed by a severe cough. I lost my appetite and flesh, and was confined to my bed. In 1877 was admitted to the hospital The doctors said I had hole ill my lung as big as half dollar. At one time a re- port went around that I was dead. gave up hope, but friend told me of DR. WILLIAM HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS. I got bottle, when to my surprise, I commenced to feel better, and to-day l feel better than for three years past.
 T write this hoping every one afflicted with diseased lungs will take DR. WILLIAM HALL BALsAM, and be convinced that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED. l can posi- lively say it has done more good than all the other medicines 1 have taken since my sickness.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-04-08
That Little IIatchet.

"Come heah, George Washington, you black ape," exclaimed Rev. Amini- dab Bledsoe, of the Austin Blue Light Colored Tabernacle, to Sunday-school scholar who had just removed big wad of something or other from his mouth. The boys trembling limbs carried him into the immediate presence of the irate sheperd.
 Yer was chewin' terbacker in de house ob de Lawd."
 "I owns right up, parson. I was chawin' terbacker, but won't do so no moah."
 "George Washington, chawin' ter packer am bad enough, Lawd knows :; but when yer has got so shameless yer don't eben try ter lie out ob it, hit am time ter take yer ill hand, so you won't grow up and disgrace de fodder of his country. Lean ober dat knee, George" And for about ten minutes people living several blocks off imagined their neigh bors were preparing tough beefsteak for dinner with an ax.
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The Style.

Though 1t wonld seem that the people of all countries are equally vehement in the pursuit of this phantom, style, yet in almost all of them there is a strange diversity in opinion as to what consti- tutes its essence; and every different class, like the pagan nation, adores it under different form. In England an honest citizen packs up himself, his family, and his style in buggy or tim
 whisky, and rattle away to spend Sun day. A Baronet requires a chariot and pair; a Lord must needs have a ba- rouche and four; but a Duke, O Duke, cannot possibly lumber his style along under a coach and six, and half score of footmen. This style has ruined the peace and harmony of many house. hold, for no sooner do they set up for style than instantly all the honest, old comfortable sdns cereD9Onie furniture Is discarded, and you stalk cautiously about, among the uncomfortable splen- dor of Grecian chairs, Egyptian tables and Euuscan vases. The vast improve mont in furniture demands an increase in the domestic establishment, and a family that once required two of these servants for convenience, now employ half dozen for style. Bell Brazen was one of these patterns of style and what ever freak she was seized with, however preposterous, was implicitly followed iy all who would be considered as admitted in the stylish arcana. She could not lay down to take an afternoons loll but she must have one servant 10 scratch her head, two to tickle her feet, and fourth to fan her delectable person while she slumbered. The thing took-it became the rage, and not sable belle in all Hayti but what insisted upon being famed and scratched and tickled in the true imperial style. Sheer not at this picture, my most excellent townswomen, for who among you but are daily follow. ing fashions equally absurd ?-IrVing.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-04-08
Sheriff's Sale.

By virtue of an execution issued out of Jus tice John Millers court, Gila township, Pinal county, Territory of Arizona, dated the 7th day of March, 1882, in certain action wherein he Territory of Arizona, as plaintiff, recovered jundgment against James Riley and certain real estate for the sum of seven and 18-1000 (s7.1s) dollars damage, and ten and 3O-1O0 (S10 30) dollars costs of suit, on the 1st day of September, 1881, said judgment being for de- linquent taxes due the Territory of Arizona on said real estate and improvements and cost of suit.
 I have levied on the following described property, to-wit: Lot No. 76 and the inn provements thereon, in the town of Florence, said lot being 125 feet square, being situated west of J. Collingwoods old store.
 Public notice is hereby given that on Tues day, the 4th day of April, 1882, at l o'clock P. NJ, of that day, in front of the courthouse, in the town of Florence, county of Pinal, A. T.. will sell the above described property to satisfy said judgment and all costs thereon to the highest and best bidder for cash.
 Sheriff office, March 18th, 1882.
 51 J. P. GABRIEL, Sheriff Pinal county.
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Notice of Forfeiture.

Notice is hereby given to James Coakley that the undersigned have performed the annual as- sessment work-amounting to S100-for the year 1881, on the Kearney mine, in Pioneer dis trict, Pinal county, A. T.. and you are hereby notified that unless you pay your proportion of the same, to-wit: S33, within ninety days from the date of the publication of this notice, your interest in said mine will be forfeited to the undersigned according to law, and you will also pay for this advertisement.
 NJ. L. MORAN,
 PAT. MORGAN. February II. 1882. 46-13
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Notice of Forfeiture.

Netce is hereby given to A N. Dorsey that the undersigned have performed the annual sessment work for the year 1884,, on the Great America mine, amounting to S10O, and oil the Georgia mine, amounting to S10O, said mines being located in Pioneer district Pinal county, A. T., and you are hereby notified that unless you pay your proportion of each assessment, to-wit: $50 for the Great America and S25 for the Georgia within ninety days from the date of the publication of this notice, your interest in said mines will be forfeited to the under signed according to the law, and you will also pay the cost of this advertisement.
 A. ATKINSON,
 l.. BEEN.
 Jan. 14th, 1882. 42-13t
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S25 Reward.

I will pay s25 reward for the capture of mare stolen from my ranch on the Gila, Sun day night, March 5th. The mare is a grey, little over fourteen hands high, branded with an ''N'' and Mexican brand on the left hind leg; the ''N" is very dim; she also has scar across the left shoulder from a cut made by barbed wire. One bay pony branded with an IN" was taken with the mare I will pay the above reward either for the return of the mare or capture of the thieves.
 HENRY ScHosHUsEN Florence, A. T., March 18th, 1882. 51
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AN Illinois man got neighbor into State prison on false charge, burned his house, and eloped with his wife and poisoned his dog and then had the gall to ask the victim to forgive him. Did he do it? No. He said Gan you bring that dorg back to life? Ye can't !! Look out : I'm coming for vel" And they fought to the death.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-04-08
Information Wanted.

Information is wanted of one Walter Smith who left New Orleans in company with Kline, May 2d, 1867. Last heard from was leaving Santa Fe, N. NJ, Oct. 1st, 1867, with Q party of forty men bound for Southern Ari- zona mines. Any information in regard to him will be gratefully received by his parents.
 JOSEPH SMITH,
 423 18th street, North Minneapolis, Minn.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-04-08

THE Hotel BlaH reports an interview with an old waiter, in which he makes the statement that "waiters seldom grow old. As a rule, they're sassy until they're 2s. They begin to be weak when they touch 30, and at 40 they are but little good, as indigestion kills them"
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-04-08

THE Rev W. H. H. Murray's Texas farm has half dozen horses worth $60, OO0. It had been generally believed that orchard fruits would not thrive in Texas soil, but MT. Murray has succeed d in raising apples. pears and peaches in abundance.
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Dissolution Notice.

The copartnership existing between David Art and J. B. Rupley was dissolved June 1st, 1881, and notice of the same is hereby given.
 51 J. B. RUPLEY.
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PHYLLIS in all it forms, SEMINAL, WEAKNESS, IMPoTEscY, and lost manhood can positively be cured The sick and afflicted should not fail to call upon him. The D ctor has travelled tensively in Europe, and inspected thoroughly the various hospitals there, obtaining great deal of valuable information, which he Is com potent to impart to those in need of his servi- ces. DR. GIBBON will made no charge un- less he effect cure. Persons at distance MAY BE CURED AT HOME. All communications strict ly confidential. You see no one but the Doe tor. Persons writing to the Doctor will please state the name of the paper they see this ad- vertisement in. Charges reasonable Call or write. sE Address, DIR. GIBBON, Box 75, Tucson, Arizona.
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CUSTOM OFFICERS.

Collector, Charleston, ERNEST MCCLURE.
 Dept Collector, Tucson. W. T. ScoTr. Inspector, s. VI. BALLEsTERos and A. J. KEEN.
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TUCSON LAND OFFICE. Receiver, c. E. Daley. Register, Henry Cousins.
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INT'L REVENUE OFFICERS.
 Olleotor, Tucon, THos CORDS. Dept. Collector, Yuma, H. N. ALEXANDER.
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PRESCOTT LAND OF FICE. Receiver, GEORGE SouTELL. Register, WM N. KELLY.
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DISTRICT COURTS, Judge 1st Judicial Dist, w. H. STnwELL. Judge 2d Judicial Dist, DEFoREsr PORTER. Judge 3d Judicial Dist, (. c. w. FRENCH.
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DR MINTIE's KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPHRETICUM, cures all kinds of Kidney and Bladder Complaints. Gonorrhosa, Gleet, Leucorrhss, For sale by all druggists; $1 o9 bottle, six bottles for S5
 DIR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS, are the best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS cure in the market. For sale by ali druppists
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U. S. OFFICERS. U. s. Marshal, C. P. DAKE .. s. Deputy Marshal, W. c. RouNDY. U. 8. Dept. Marshal, Florence, John c. Loss
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Arizona Weekly Enterprise
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
TERRITORIAL OFEICERS

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SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE, sent on appli- cation by letter stating symptoms, sex and age. Communications strictly confidential.
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The Great English Remedy

Is a never-failing Cure for Nervous Debility, Exhausted Wit ality, s @ m in 8 l Weakness, Sperrnatorrh@a, LOST MANHOOD, Impo- tency, Paralysis, and all the terrible effects of Self A buse, youth full follies, and exoess- 1. t.
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Jan. 14th, 1882.
The Portland daily press., 1882-04-03
LEROY A. Foster.

Mr.. Leroy A. Foster, formerly of Portland,
died in Denver, Col, on Wednesday after
noon last A telegram from DR.. Stedman of
that city was received in Portland Saturday
and the information was forwarded at once to
his step-mother in Massachusetts. Leroy A.
Foster was born in this city in 1S43 and was
therefore 80 years old at the time of his death.
He was the only son of Newell A. Foster, one
of the founders of the PRESS, and the one to
whom of all the others, the firm establishment
of this journal was due on account OF his great
business capacity, his untiring energy, his in
telligent and firm political convictions. Leroy
came from a noted old anti-slavery family,
Stephen s. Foster being an uncle.
Mr.. Foster was graduate of Cornell Uni
versity, and soon after graduation, became
Treasurer of the Portland Publishing Com
pany in 1872, a position he filed for several
years. He afterwards accepted position in
the post Office, but his health had become
much impaired, and he left after service of
several months. He was never thoroughly
well man after his first serious illness in 1873
which was followed by others later. He
sought relief in Florida but without much ad-
vantage to himself, and little while ago he
went to Colorado thinking the western air
would build him up. His wife, who resides in
Worcester, received letters from him speaking
of his improving health and therefore the
news of his death from Inflammation of the
bowels, must have proved great shock. His
last moments were characteristic of the man.
"Bury me- he said, in Denver, at as little
trouble and expense as possible" and his wife
telographed to have his dying wishes
respected.
The Portland daily press., 1882-04-03
MUSIC AND THE DRAMA.


Y. NJ. L. A.
The Young Mems Library Association con-
cert next Wednesday evening will prove a
most attractive musical Entertainment. The
First Parish choir's reputation as vocal quar-
tette is not excelled by any musical organiza-
ton in New England. They will be assisted
by an orchestra, and by Mr.. Harvey Murry,
the favor;te accompanist. The tickets will be
found at Carter Brothers and Hoyt, Fogg q
Donhams.
The Weber Club will give delightful vocal
concert at the Church of the Messiah, Thurs
day evening.
Only few seats are left at Stockbridge's for
the Gary concert.
'61-'65 is the name of the play to be produced
by Bosworth Post, G. A. r., soon.
The sale of tickets for the performances OF
"Parience" by the Boston Opera Company, on
Fast afternoon and evening, will commence at
Stockbridge's this morning.
Miss Sadie Martinot will not be member OF
the Boston Museum Company next season,
having been engaged by Mr.. D'Oyley Carte:
probably make her London debut as Lady An
gela in "Patience, role in which she has
had the most pronounced success the past sea
son. She is in Boston at present, making ar
rangements for an early departure.
Mrs. M. B. Curtis (Albina de Mer) has been
obliged to relinquish her part in "Saml OF
Posen'' in consequence of severe illness.
The choice of seats for PATHS farewell per-
formance in New York tonight was put up at
auction, and about 500 seats were disposed OF
at premium. The premium on the seats
amounted to about $1,000, the highest price
paid being 81 80 premium over the regular
price, So, making the total figure $3.50 for
each seat. Patti has cleared over 100000
from her American tour.
The ladies of Bosworth Relief Corps have
arranged for May Day festival at City Hall.
Riding Hood will be produced, with Leila
Farrell as Red Riding Hood, Miss Emma
Pond as Mama, and Miss Annie Greeley as
Grandma. The High School Cadets will also
give fancy drill at both entertainments.