The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-04-27
A Polite Mans Dilemma.

We i1sC hOdlo III oOiuS
time.
Much has been said and written upon
the inconvenience to which the patrons OF
this style of vehicle are subjected, vel
people continue to ride in them, and il
was through the mistaken politeness OF
q gentleman in acting as conductor
which was the cause of all his misfor-
tunes.
Starting to go down town. he had
reached Seventeenth Street when one of
the little three-cent cars jogging by
suggested the idea of getting aboard
instead of walking all the way. Acting
upon this thought he hailed it. and found
on seating himself and making survey
OF finances that he possessed the re-
quisite fare, three cents, "only that and
nothing more," which he proceeded to
drop into the box. So far SO good.
With sigh Of relief he settled himself
in one corner of the car and prepared
for a peaceful ride, there being besides
himself only one other occupant, man
deeply engrossed in reading a news
paper. Scarcely had he ridden a block
when the vehicle came to halt, and a
fair young damsel entered. Our friend,
who is a. gentleman of the old school,
and susceptible at all times to beauty IN
any form, more particularly so when
that beauty is embodied in the person of
ayoung lady, here arose, and bowling
politely, said: "Permit me, madam,
to pass your fare" At the same time,
without looking at the coin given him,
dropped it into the box, and once more
seated himself. The young lady moved
uneasily, blushed little, and then,
leaning forward ventured: That was a
ten cent piece | gave you and the fare
is only three. - 3 e. 81 q
Is that really SO? / beg thousand
pardons. Here, driver" getting up and
hastily pushing open the door between
himself and that parsonage, &c have
made mistake and dropped ten cents
into the box in place of three. 1t be-
longed to this lady there. How can l
get it out?''
!. " Get it out! You can't get it out at
all. It'll just have to stay there. You
can ride it out, if you like There amt
no other way, unless he added, with
an unfeeling chuckle. "you expect me
to crawl down through that hole and get
it for you.''
Here the driver, overcome with his
own wit, closes the door with bang,
and clapping his sturdy self, calculates.
+" A putty fellow Ilooks to. crawl into
ticket-boxr'
Perplexed at the situation, annoyed at
his own stupidity, yet outwardiy all
smiling politeness, our friend here turned
saying: 8iiT ts
Madame. the mistake was mine-a
very stupid one, Acknowledgment it
is not right that you should suffer. You
willpermit me to return to YOU the seven
cents, at the same time painfully con-
scious that he had not single penny
about him.
20, no;I wouldn't think of such
thing. am sorry, BUTT Can't be helped
nown
" Madame, I insist. Allow me-
making a deep and exhaustive survey
of every pocket about him in the vain
hope OF catching somewhere a stray,
CON- 1t is of no use; the money is not
there, and his hands not possessing that
Midas power of turning all they touch
into gold, it is not forthcoming. Here
feeble little voice says:
Z" Well, since YOU insist upon it, of
course--i,'@
Lido insist upon it; L insist upon it
mostemphatically.n 30. 81
WHAT'S To- be done! Already the
great beads OF perspiration stand out
upon his forehead, and every time he
opens his mouth only seems to plunge
him deeper in the mire. An idea sud-
denly strikes him, and leaning over 10
MN OF the newspaper. whispers in his
ear: Lend me seven cents, quick, to
pay the lady,
The man who all this time had given
no heed to what was passing srouses up
with start, and saying in voice dis
tinctly audible even to the horse outside.
.sSeyen cents! Bless my sonl, [ don't
believe have it about me- looking M
with that dazed expression. of person
whose thoughts have gone long jour
ney.
]" OIL beg you will not disturb your-
self over such trifies Do not borrow
The money, indeed, it is not ofthe slight
est consequence. /
n ~ Wis Willie our ITleuu naQ reached a |
state; of scarlet misery pitiable to behold |
nat stage in which it makes one warm |
sven to look at them. There is nothing |
or him to say. nothing that will not add |
o ms present embarrassment, so he |
wisely takes refuge in silence, watching
With eager interest the game of chase in |
which his fellow passenger is engaged |
'fter the required seven cents.
} ALL at length it is fished out and
landed to the young lady, and he
'reathes again. But now the problem
i how to pay the man suggests ITSELF /
Here feminine wit comes to the rescue. |
nd the unfortunate cause of all the
rouble suggests he be paid by taking
he fare of the next two passengers who
'ot in, and by that way he viii be the
oser OF penny only. This plan is dis
used. and finally submitted to the
river, who giving it his appreciation,
hey once more settle down to wait the
unconscious liquidation of the debt.
'retty soon they get in together, q lady
nd gentleman. Out of his pocket
ONES the six cents and he starts for the
OK. Here our friend Jumps up, and
his hand. takes the fare,
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