The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-08-01

EXCHANGE scINErllAT-oNS.

EA EAN~G psAks $1,000 <SAfS'
A pretty girl and an Cpl ortunity were
b,th made to b., embraced. --Dreckln-
ridge Naws.
1t is very evident that, as Young
ileas, Col. Sears and John Games
were not taus lit how to shoot: - Brcck-
inridge News.
Louisville editors trcqncntly get
.'sliot in tue neck" but Col Sears is
the first ole we ever heard of getting
shot in the Observation-Disclosures News
The latest ISLANDER on the fair sex is,
that woman is "beanty and jaw for
ever" [Oxensboro Post.
Webster died, and Massachusetts,
walled that she would never have an /
other great man; but presently along
came Sullivan This and That.
Whih a little negro boy was lfoeiingI
with pistol IN Cairo last Saturday III
was accilen,ly discharged killing his
sister. We failed 70 learn whliIer
The pistol was loaded or ot.-Baliard
News.
The regiment Of doctors who wait.
eli OH Garfield arc said to be very
blue over the proposed heavy scaling
Of their bills. |: is limited in medical
quarters that they will shdli blue
lalss coaseution.-G Glasgow Times
"Columbus may hab uncovered
America said an old colored man
iass after listening to his son read oyet
lesson IN history. ,'but Of he wustsr
come rom my house er uncoverin
folks all lie officers indie cummunits
couldn't keep me FROM tanslin myself
in his wool -ArkansaN Traveller.
An Arkausaw man discoveftd a
process by which he could charm
rattle snakes. As he was ouly bitten
in three different places, his physician
thinks that he may recogcr.-Arkan-
saw Traveller.
A Chicago Editor has disc9yeret
that man who pays fifteen cents ioI
a drink Of whisky is swindled cut o
tea cents. ii he pays five cents fvt i
in Chicago he. swindled oht Of fOu
cents. Sunday Argus. nv 81 5sas
The editor Of the Fulton FaltoniaI
has accepted a clerkship IN a drus
store and will hereafter furnish hi
ys,scash subscribers with whisky and sod
water, and his delipqpents with arse
mic aud croten oil. -Elizabethtowl
News, mo IVA gTffll
"Where is my boy to night?" Tha
depends. Ii he is not more thai
twelve years old he is out on the curb
ing taking turns with a boy smokip
!; cigar. If he is much older .inquir
should be made at the keno room y
q. Democrat,
According ito DR. Lamb 'Tthe .lpi
~ mater Of Guiteau's brain was angmi,
anteriorly; posterorly there was sligl
hypothesis But this was. not al
,,the right parietal bone Of his sku
rs was flattened just back of the frontC
rarletsl structure, to the right Of IL
.interparictal," Could anything !
more lucid?
"Waiterl' he called, after vainl
struggling with lSniie and fork lfor fu
tenvliihhtes oman alleged spring chicl
en-. waiter, bring me d chile
steel wedge and heavy hammer, f
I'm interested now aniam determine
! to see Of what material this thing
made Hot Springs Horse Shoe.
Upon unwrapping the Hartfo'
.sa Herald ofthe 18th inst. our eyes fe
upon q long lock of dark. glossyha
within its folds. We suppose it is
souvenir of one Of the editors. the ju
ior Of course, and will hold il subie
to his order Mclean County Pro
Tess. a
n Days OF sorrow and nights Of slee
lcssness by the aforesaid Junior edit
on account of the lost treasure. :.
was souvenir, and of his first b
cease" The editor, of the Progre
will confer a lasting favor on I'll
Office by returning the hair. Staml
will be sent to pay postage and
check to pay for trouble. The de
Of gratitudeis irredecmable. Hartlo
Herald. ztm y