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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
A Pair OF Big Feet.


A negro, with nothing but ragged
look and a pair Of big feet to distin
guish him, entered Rube Hoffen-
STEMS store and asked to look at
some shoes.
Wat number do you YEAR, in
quired Hofenstein.
II don't 'zactly know replied the
negro, .'but it pears to me de num-
Der is somewhat round fourteen, and
he held up broad, aat-looking foot,
which shut out the light from the
door almost like screen.
my gr-r-aciousw exclaimed Hof-
fenstein, as he gazed at the negro's
pedal extremity; "ef your feet vas a
COUPLE of inches longer, my frient,
dey would be a pair wings, und ven
Gabrial plays his lawful drumpet,
all you would hat to do is to work
your feet, und you fys shust so goot
rs mocking bird. My gr-r-acious,
vat feetv
''Look hyar," said the negro, indig-
nantly, 81 didn't come here to dis
store to be Suited. l nebber talk
bout anybody, and / amt gwine to
low anybody to talk bout me. God
made dem feet, and 'pintcd me to
tote 'em frew dis world, an you
amt got no right to find fault wild
dem. Foxes hab nifty 'spisable ways
desc times, pears to me-"
"Vell, my trent, you don't must get
mad, you know. If you see my brod-
er's feet vot vas in New Jersey, you
don't tink you vas nobody. Wy, if my
broder vas in New Orleans, and walk
on his hands in dc summer dime,
he nefer got sdruck on dc
head NIT de sun. His feet
would be dwice so much bet.
ter as an umprella. He vas proud OF
his feet, my trent, und Everybody vot
has been anyvcre near him say dot
dcy vas his strongest point"
II didn't come hyar to talk bout
feet" said the negro. II come hyal
for de 'spress purpus oh gettin' ell
pair OBJ shoes. Eff you haint got
cny, say so, an I'm ywine somewhat
else"
''Vait, my trent. Herman, COON
und dake look at de shentlcman's
feet und see eff dere is eny ding in dc
store dot will Wit him."
The clerk did as he was hidden
and said there was not a pair OF
shoes in the house large enough fol
his feet.
''If you all is gwine to keep shoe
store" said the negro in disgust
why don't you hab shoes on hand
dat will fit fokes?''
we'll, my frent,' replied Hoffcn
stein, I've can't afford to keep shoes
in de stock vat will fit your feet. 1,
would pay us peter, you know, to put
n lid und coople uf handles to desc
kind uf. shoes, und sell dem for led
der drunks,' and with bland smile
Hoffenstein bowed the negro out
New Orleans Times Democrat.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
Application for Patent.
NOTICE NO. 81.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Boise CITY, IDAHO TERRITORY,

UNITED STATES LAND otfltE,
Boise CITY, IDAHO TERRITORY,
May 20, 1882.
Notice is hereby given that Robert C. Chambers,
of Salt Lake City, Utah, and Il. W. Berry OF Boise
City Idaho Territory, have made application for n
United States Patent for the IRIS MINING CLAIM
situate in Mineral Hill Mining District, Alturas
county, Idaho Territory, consisting of GA linear
feet of the lode and surface ground GOO feet wide
being Lot No At, and described in. the field notes
and plat of the official survey file in this office,
with magnetic variation Mt IS degrees Is minutes
east, as follows:
Commencing at post No. l. a corner of the claim
feet to post No q thence north ID degrees west GOO
feet to post No. 81 thence south rs degrc. 80 minutes
west 9l4 feet to post No. 4, from which U. S. Min
eral Monument No. l bears south "a degrees A.
minutes west and 4,l1S 2-l0 feet distant; thence
south ID degrees east 600 feet to said post No the
place of beginning containing II 39l00 acres.
The said mining claim being of record in the
Office of the Recorder of Alturas county. Idaho
The nearest known locations being the Idahoall
and the Eureka mining claims Any and all per
sons claiming adversely any portion of said mining
claim required to file their adverse claims
thereto with the Register of the L. s. Land Office
at Boise City, Idaho, within the sixty days period
of publication hereof, or they will be barred by
virtue of the provisions and statutes of the United
States in such cases made and provided
Wood River Daily Times the newspaper published
nearest the said mining claim tor the period of
sixty days JOHN B. MILLER. Register.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17

sion 70 Society. Dmness of Vision, Noises in the
Head; the vital iuid passing unobserved in the
urine, and many other diseases that lead to inssn
tty and death.
DIR. A1NTIE, who IL regular physician igrad-
uste OF the University Of Pennsylvania will
agree 70 forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
case OF this kind the VITAL REsToRA.
TIVE under his special advice and treatment)
viii not cure or for anything impure or Injurious
found In 1t. DIR. MINTIE treats all private dis.
cases successfully without mercury CoSsuLrA
TON fakE. Thorough examination and advice,
including analysis Of urine. SIS co. Price of VIrAL
REsToRATIvE. 81 90 a bottle, er four times the
quantity. $40 90; sent to any address upon receipt
OF price, or c. o. D., secure from observation and
D.. IL kearny street. San Francisco, Cal
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE. sent on upplc stion
BY letter stating symptoms sex and age Com
munications strictly confidential
On. 4dNTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY NEpHRETI
GUN. cures all kinds Of Kidney and Bladder Com
plants, Gonorrh9a, elect, Leucorrhea For sale
~ al druaMs: 81 90 bottle six bottles for 81 OO
DIR. ANT1E'S DANDEI.ION PILLS are the hest
And cheapest pssrErsiA and BILIOUS cure in the
msrket. Tor sale by all druggists.
All nrdegs for medicine C. .. d. must be accom-
panied With n las guarantee of good faith
which WIN be deducted when the package Il
ahippsd.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
Application for Patent.
NOTICE NO. 81.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Boise CITY, IDAHO TERRITORY

BOISE CITY, IDAHO TERRITORY,
May 10, 1889
Notice is hereby given that the Ohio Cunsoli1la-
ted Gold and Silver Mining Company II curror.
alton, by l.. L. Goliath OF Salt Lake CITY L tah
its attorney in fact, has made application for a
United States Patent for the Ohio North Mill Site
and Mining Claim situate in Mineral Hill Mining
District Alturas county, Idaho Territory, consist
ing of acres and 1430 linear eet of the lode and
surface ground of the lode GOO feet wide being Lot
No. A, A and B, and described in the field notes
and plat of the official survey fills in this Office
with magnetic variation at Is degrees east as fol
lows:
OHIO NORTH MILL SITE.
Beginning at post No. l, corner of the claim
and running south II degrees So minutes west 300
feet to post No. ., from which post No. = of Lot "A
a, bears south 60 degrees Is minutes 74 feet
distant Thence north 1S degrees - minutes west
I20 feet to post No 3; thence north II degrees IS
minutes east 800 feet to post No 4 thence south
degrees % minutes east 72o feet to post No. l. the
place OF beginning, containing acres.
OHIO NORTH LODE.
BEGINNING at post No. l, corner of the claim
and running north AZ degrees minutes east 800
feet to post No. from which post No of Lot "A
bears north GO degrees Is minutes west 734 feet
distant thence north 35 degrees As minutes west
43o feet to post No. 3. from which U. s. Mineral
Monument No. bears south So degrees 45 minutes
west and 30 5l0 feet distant; thence south ~ de-
grets % minutes west 600 feet to post No thence
south IS degrees As minutes east 43O feet to said
post No. l, the place of beginning, containing 10
i7-l00 acres.
The said mill site and mining claim being Of
record in the office of the Recorder of Alturas
county, Idaho. The nearest known locations being
the Ohio South, Trade Dollar and No Such Mining
Claims Any and all persons claiming adversely
any portion of said mill site mining claim are
required to file their adverse claims thereto with
.the Register of the U. S. Land Office at Boise City
Idaho, within 60 days period of publication here
Of or they will be barred by virtue of the proyis
ions and statutes of the United States in such cases
made and provided
1 direct that this notice be published in the
Wood River Daily Times, the newspaper publish
ed nearest the said mining claim for the period of
| sixty days. JOHN b. MILLER Repister
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
YOUNG MEN

YOUNG MEN
Who may be suffering from the effects of youthful
follies or indiscreton will do we'll to avail them.
selves Of this the greatest boon ever laid AT The
altar OF suffering humanity. DR. sPINNEY will
guarantee to forfeit $500 for every of Seminal
weakness or private disease of any kind or charac.
ter which he undertakes and fails to cnre
NiDDLE.AGED MEN.
There are many at the age of thirty 10 sixty who
are troubled with too frequent excavations OF the
bladder, often accompanied by n slight smartinp
or burning sensation and a weakening of the sys'
TEN in manner the patient cannot account for.
onexaminins the urinary deposits a ropy sedi-
PARTICLES of slbumen will appear or the color will
be OF thin, milkish hue. again changing to 4
dark and torpid appearance. DIR. s. will puaran.
tee perfect cure in all such cases, and HEALTHY
restoration OF the genito-urinary organs,
Once Hours-l0 to and to g. SUNDAYS from
10 to IL A. NJ. Consultation free THOROUGH ey.
animation and advice, So
Call or address
DIR. SPlNNEY 4 CO.,
No. ii kearny street. San Francisco.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
Summons,

Territory Of Idaho, County OF Aituras-ss In
the District Court of the Territory Of Idaho Sec.
ond Judicial District. ~
ENoS 4. WALL, plaintiff VS. the IAVRINrp
SILVER MINING COMPANY. defendant
To the Laurimer Silver Mining Comoanv. IL
the name Of the people of the United States in tbe
territory OF Idaho, fou hereby notified that
there Is now on he i'll the Office of the Clerk of tho
District Court OF the Second Judicial District of
SAID territory in HALEY. county Of Alturas the
complaint OF Enos A. Wall demanding Judgment
against yen for the sum of fly. hundred and a; =
Teen dollars and nifty cents, bsing amount min
eipai ana interest, due on u certain promis sory
note made by defendant to Robert g. LANSING ~
order, November ., 1881 for the sum of $500 With
interest, payable six months after date: the said
hopert u Lansing having endorsed the said note
10 this plaintih. The facts being more fully sst
iorth In plsint.fs complaint, Il certified copy of
which is herewith served Nofs VI
Ana tnat unless you appear and answer 10 s,ia
complaint within ten days after the service hereof
II served within said county. and within tvent,
DAYS II served out of said county but within sail
Judicial District, and within forty DAYS II serwsa
out OF said District exclusive of the day Of ss.
yicel. Judgment will be taken against Won NV aa
iault Tor said sum of S5l650 and costs OF anti
In testimony whereof, /, A. L. Richardson C,erl
OF said District Court, have hereunto sci nv
nand and affixed the Seal Of said Court Mt Halle.
this 18th day of May. A. D. 1882.
A. L. RICHARDSON,
H. 81 Clerk of the District Court.
By GEORGE W. RICHARDS. Deputv
o D. hinssbury, attorney for plaintiff. juis
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
Application for Patent.
NOTICE No. 52.
UNITED SrATes LAND OFFICE,
BOISE CITY, IDAHO TERRITORY

UNITED SrATes LAND OFFICE
BOISE CITY, IDAHO TERRITORY,
May 30, 1882.
Chambers, James O. Swift, Thomas j. AImy.
+. +. Sergeant and William j. MONTGOMERY,
by |" e Goliath, of Salt Lake City, Utah,
theif attorney In fact, have made application
fora nited states patent for the Sentinel mill
site and mining claim, situate in Mineral Hill
. Mining District Alturas county, Idaho Ter
ritory, consisting of 4 337- 1000 acres and 800
linear feet of the Lode and surface ground of
the lode GOO feet wide, being lot No 49, A and
y, and described in the field notes and plat of
inc oIHcl;il survey on file in this office with
magnetic variation al Is degrees east, us fol-
lows:
SENTINEL MILL SITE.
beginning at post No. /, II corner of the
ciaim and running south Is degrees p min
utes east a0 feet to post No. .: thence south
:. degrees % minutes west 10 feet to post No.
.; lnehce north Is degrees 25mnutes west .hO
feet To post No. 4; thence north Y degrees 81
minutes east 20 feet TO said post No. l. the
place OF beginning, containing s37- 1000 acres,
rom said post No. post 2 of lot Il, a bears
south 81 degrees 10 minutes east 1871 D. 10 feet
distant. =
SENTINEL. LODE.
Beginning at post No. |, IA corner Of the
claim, and running north u degrees .O5 min
utes east 6O0 feet to post No. . from which IL
>. mineral monument No bears north A de-
erecs - minutes west $500 6-l0 feet distant
anu post No. of lot IS Il bears north II de,
erees ~ minutes west and 1871 $40 feet dis
TAM t, tnence south " degrees 10 minutes 800
iett 10 posi- NO. 8; thence south y dog rees Oh
minutes west 600 feet TO post No. 4; thence
north Il degrees 10 minutes west 500 feet 10
said post No. L. the place of beginning. con
tanning 70 659-i0O0 acres o. w.
Inc said mill site and mining claim being
vi record In the office of the Recorder of All
turas county, Idaho, the nearest known locn-
lions being the Ornament and Trade Dollar
mining claims. Any and all persons claim
ing adversely any portion of said mill site or
| mining claim are required to file their adj
verse CLAIMS thereto with the Register of the
7. >. Land Office, at Boise City, Idaho, with
IN the sixty days period of publication here
OF, or they will be barred by virtue of the
provisions and statutes of the United States
| IN such eases made and provided.
l direct that this notice be published In tho
Wood River Daily Times, the newspaper puh-
| lished nearest the said mining cl;ijn for tho
period of sixty days. " -.
jul JOHN b, MILLER Rco;s,ar
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17

wealthy, while those who
do not improve such chances remain in poyerty
We want many men, women, boys and girls 10 work
Tor us right In their own localities Any one can
do the work properly from the first start. The
business VIII pay more than ten times ordinary
wages. Expensive outfit furnished free. No one
VINO engages fails to make money RAPIDLY. Yon
can devote your whole time to the work or only
your spare moments. Full information and Ill
tnat Is needed sent free. Address STINSOS 4 "a
Portland, Maine. w.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17

Great chance to make meney
Those who always take adj
vantage of the good chances
FOR making money that are
offered, generally become
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
The Great English Remedy

Is a neycr-failing
Cure for Nervous Debil-
ity, Exhausted Nitali-
ty, Seminal Weakness,
Spermatorrh9a. Losr
MANHOOD, Hnpoteney,
Paralysis, and all the
terrible effects of Self
Abuse, youthful follies
and excesses in maturer
yeArs-such rs Lusszof
Memory ,Lassitude, Noe
fuHnal Emission 40.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17
DIR. SPINNEY.

No. II kearny street,
Treats all Chronic and Special Diseases
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-06-17

Chew Trottcr tobacco.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-22
Gibraltar.

This town contains, aside from the
troops, about Is, 900 inhabitants. of these
l5, 500 are Roman Catholics, to whom all
the rights and privileges of their religion
are guaranteed by the terms of the English
occupation. The temporalities of their
Church have long been administered by q
body of laymen in conjunction with the
NIcar-Apostolic and the Vicar General,
these powers having been confirmed by
the local Supreme Court and by the Eng
lish Privy Council. Several attempts
have been made by different heads of the
clerical body TO ignore this lay authority.
but they have been as nothing in compar-
ison with the ferment which has lately
ragged over the appointment as Vicar
Apostolic of Dr.. GonZalo Camille and his
efforts to get possession of the Cathedral.
DIR. Canilla's personal character is above
reproach, but the people resent the ap-
pointment of man SO young and mex
perienced and hitherto of such low rank in
the Church. He arrived at Gibraltar last
August, but, unless a settlement has been
effected within few days, he has not
been once allowed to enter the Cathedral,
a throng of persons having blocked the
entrance as often as he made the attempt
The Bishop of CadIz and special legate
from Rome have in vain endeavored to
bring about an understanding, and the lat
ter, who had tsken up his resIdehce in the
rooms attached to the Cathedral and ap-
propriated solely to the use of the Vicar
Apostolic, was recently thrown into the
street.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-22
The Gentle Handcum.

a few days ago promising young mer.
chant of Butte, Montana, left for visit
to San Francisco, and by happy coinci.
dence met lady on tram who WAS going
q few miles down the road to see her
mother. Being slightly acquainted they
became engaged iu conversation, and soon
siterward fell INTO blissful slumber, the
lady on one seat and the gentleman on the
ether. On the train was a Sheriff, who
happened to have with him g pair of hand
cuffs, and the conductor of the train being
well acquainted with the travellers above
mentioned proposed 10 the officer to play
practical joke on the innocent slumber-
ers. Assent Was gwen and the conductor,
taking the handouts, cautiously ap-
preached the unconscious pair and attach
ed their listless arms by the official Jewel
~. He then raised racket, and the
sleepers awoke with a start, only to find
that in their sleeping innocence they had
been joined together, and that no man
without key could part them asunder.
They all joined merrily in the laugh,
AMI the gentleman calamity avowed his
captivity a most pleasant one, but the lady
had almost arrived at her destination and
asked for separation. Then and there
the trouble arose. The Sheriff had lost
the key, and the situation which had be-
fore been regarded as right merry con-
ceited jest grew embarrassing in the e1-
treme. The key could not be found,
and at the next station the conduc-
tor was obliged 10 procure a file and go
through the tedious process of filing the
wris,lets so that the travellers could pro-
ceed on their separate ways rejoicing.
The conductor states that the next time
he plays practical joke he will rigorous
ly avoid the gentle hanGcuff.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-22
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
Heath Of Body IS Wealth Of Mind
RAILWAYS
kesolveat.

Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone AMI
q clear skin IL you would have your resh nrrn
your bones sound, without carries and your corr
plexion fair, use RADWAY'S SARsAPARILI
RESOLvES"
A remedy composed Of Ingredients of ex,r..
ordinary medical properties essential 10 purif,
repair and invigorate the broken-d0xn and xasfsI
body-QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and PERWI
SENr IN its treatment and cure.
No matter by what name the complaint NAV ha
designated, whether IL be Scrofula, Censumntion
syphilis, Ulcers, Sores, Tumors Bous EryspsIs.'
or Salt-Rheum diseases Of the Lals, EIinss.,
Bladder, Womb, Skin, Liver, stomach or Bovs'
either chronic or constitutional the yiru. of ~
disease Is In the BLOOD which supplies the waste.
and builds and repairs these organs and ys.tsl
tissues Of the system III the blood Is unheaIthx
the process Of repair must be unsound
The SARsAPAkILIIAS kEsOLvESr not only Ia a
cempensatlng remedy, but secures the Aarnoniou.
action OF each of the organs- IL sstabIshs-
throughout the entire system functional harmonx
and supplies the blood-ysssels with a pure nj
healthy current of new life. The skin After =
few days use of the Sarsaparillisn, becomes clear
and beautiful Pimpes, Blotehes, Black Spot. snd
Skin Eruptions are removed; Sores and Clcsrs Soen
cured Persons suffering from Scrofula, Eruptiy.
Diseases of the Eyes, Mouth, Ears Legs. Tbroar
and Glands, that have accumulate And .Dresi
either from uncured diseases or mercury or from
the use of Corrosive Subiimate NAV RELY lpan
cure II the Sarsaparllan Is continued n surarian,
time to make its impression on the system
One bottle contains more OF the active pr,net
pies Of Medicines than any other Prepsration
taken in teaspoonful Doses while others raanirs
i've or six times as much
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-22

u the glorious record OF "AnAkesis, and mona
but those afflicted with piles, that most painful
ana persistent Of all diseases, will fully un-
derstand or appreciate the significance Of such
An announcement Only those who have
wasted time, money and health on ointments,
lotions, electuaries and the innumerable worse
than useless nostrums and cstch-pennies put
forth to deceive the ignorant, or what is eyey
more unsatisfactory, suffered from the en-
pircA and routine practice Of careless or ig-
norant doctors, can realize how great . boon
an infallible remedy for piles must be, or
how great . benefxctor to the human race the
discoverer, Dr.. Silsbee is. Anakesis is not
the chance blunder Of ineXperience. but the
result Of 40 years' practice and study Of Piles
BY An accomplished and scientific physician.
1t is now endorsed by the most intelligent
physicians Of all schools and Q limited to be
the nearest to An infalhble remedy known It
Is simple, safe and easy Of application. relieves
pain ct once. helps up the sentative tumors.
soothes, congresses and medicstes the dis
eased parts and ultimately cures the worst
cases, and any one who will follow the advice
Of DR.. Silsbee in the printed circular neea
never have Piles again. II is the only pro-
prietary medicine We ever saw that not only
cures but tells its customers how TO prevent
the disease. Sufferers with Piles should
write to p. Neustsedter 4 Co.. Box 1916 New
York, for . sample Of "Anakesis." which will
be sent free.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-02-22
DOMESTIC.

BROWN BREAD.-Take two quarts of
corn meal; scald with one quart Of boiling
milk or water when cool add one quart OF
graham -four, one large spoonful sat. one
cup brown sugar or best molssses, one cup
homemade yeast, one cup Hour. MIX
with WARN waier as stiff as can easily
ve stirred; put In deep basins; steam two
hours and bake one. Before baking baste
Sith few spoonfuls of sweet cream or
milk this makes soft under crust. Bis
cult is made from the same dough as the
bread, rolled out and spread with small
quantity of lard, which must be very fresh
and sweet. Double the dough together,
roll and spread again three times; then cut
IN small biscuits; place on buttered tins;
'et stand halt an hour, bake fifteen minu
,es until very light brown. Cover with
cloth few minutes and slip of on the
same until ready for use. All bread, bis
cult, loaf cake or dough nuts made from
yeast should rise after being mixed before
being baked; If put into the oven or fned
directly they are never light, as the dough
mas no chance to recover its elasticity.