The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-01


The winter i. gliding away, but not on
Observation-Disclosures
Riches may have wings, but they do
mighty little flying arouna'-lArkansaW
Traveller
1t is some consolation to knew that a
man may shoot his hat without being put
down as 4 crank Puck
$50 moat it be- said the old knight
Templar, as he pushed his enemy into the
castle ditch.-IH ston Commercial Bulletin.
General She imam ought to be happy.
Ten deserter. were captured last week.
This increases the regular army 10 per cent.
-IHawkeye.
"What /, this talk about Queen Victoria
wishing to marry the Princess Beatrice to
some distinguished American? My address
is Gramercy Square, New fork."-lS. j..
Tilden.
A gentleman friend had thirty-two teeth
taken out the other day without pain. No
annsthetic of any kind was used 'False?n
you say. Yes, they were falss-[Boston
Transcript,
At fair in Methodist church in Brook
lyn, recently, a man who was disappointed
in voting before the polls were closed, took
up the object to be voted fer, gold-headed
cane, and broke it over his knee, +" in a
Christian spirit"
No one ever heard of an Old Mans Chris
tian Association, though number OF young
mems associations are reported, Old men
are generally sinners, and belong to bald
headed clubs where poker is the means of
salvation,
John Rrskin, who acknowledges his abil-
ity as great writer, says he has sometimes
spent whole morning in constructing a
single phrase. John ought to work on a
morning paper, where he can hear the fore
man shouting for copy.
The Young men converse: what are
you gong to give your girl this ChristmS,
George Don't you find it rather hard to
select anything appropriated" "Oh, no.
That don't trouble me. | shall give few
things my last girl sent back to me-
Lowell Citizen.
Lardady, entirely ignorant of gram
matiCal knowledge, adyertises that she has
"a fine, airy, well furnished bedroom for q
gentleman twelve foot square, another has
"a cheap and desirable suite of rooms for a
another has. "a hall bedroom for a single
woman eight by twelve."- Philadelphia
Bulletin.
n Nuluntl ~ biluhtSltdlcy ~. VI =.
lately held an inquest over the bodies Of
the Two rustlers who were found swinging
to the tmbers of building in that town
one fine, bright morning not very long ago
The men were hanging shackled together
and had evidently been drawn up from the
floor, the ropes having first been thrown
over the timber. The inquest decided that
the deceased "had come to their deaths BY
suicide"
''Takc ten, twenty, thirty men-creature.
Of light-admirabler, MtiT2ble, conscen
tous persons, provcrbst,i' ,-u.A in their in
dividual dealings; and Net, make them
board a committee, council, com
pany,' no matter what may be the collect
i've name by which they may be known
and Immediately every member will &C
knowledge the quickening of feeling-th,
sudden growth of an indomitable lust t
swindle"-L Douglas Jerrold's.
She felt shocked. He had been intro
duced to girl from Boston, and together
they paved aimlessly through a broken
backed album. and shall you hang NJ
your stocking ?' he inquired, as they talked
of Christmas, "Sir p exclaimed the Bos
ton girl drawing herself up proudly ant
liking her quivering glasses firmly on he
nose, let me never hear you speak to m,
again" And she swept grandly out of thu
room, while the young man went and laiC
his astonished head against the frosty win
dow pane and turned sick as to his stoit
ach.-IRockland Courier.