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Willianl Herbert
THEATRICAL INCIDENTS.

The noble PhilippoteauX Panorama OF the
eoee NJ Paris remains on exhibition at Fftyfhst ana
eeventh-aye and q panorama OF The surrender OF
SnrE1own has been established at MadhOn-aYe' ana
Ninthst ~
At his fourth organ recital, IN Chlckerhg
Hall tomorrow afternoon at 4, Mr. John White VIII
NAV among other things Baohs Prelude AID Fugue in
miuor aud a recent dRddnte in major by MerKeI'
Mr.. McCullough's dramatic company, at the
Fifth Avenue Theatre, is especially strong and useful
II comprises Edmund Collier, Joseph HawOrth, II. c.
Barton, H. A. Langdon, j. H shewen, Frank Lane.
Henry Chanfrau, Charles Kidder Frank Little, W Bower,
Edward Wilson, Miss Kate Forsyth Mrs Augusta Eos
Ter and Miss NJ willing. Mr.. HswOrth, although prone
40 sxcessiye demonstration and obviously shallow in
telne has distinguished himself by several exceedingly
snrtea performances, notable for physical grace aud
siesr ging emphatic delivery With more kno Wedge
And feeling and less selfoOmplacency ana bounce Mr.
Eaworth would hold high rank as leading juvenile
actor
Mr. Sidney WOollett appeared at the Iurf
Iub Theatre yesterday, and gave the first OF his new
series Of recitas from TeunysOn-the first part OF the
tdyl of Elaine" A small audience was present. and
those who attended had their reward-in delicate re-
.hped and sympathetic form of enjoyment. MrWoonett
delivered the poem from memory, and In smooth
feryfd and highly illustrative elocutiOnary manner
His recital denOled keen sensbinty TO the deep emo
ton and the hue imagery OF the poems OF IeDnyson
Without being essentially dramatic reader or strong
and original personality. he repeats the beautul nnes
with the feryOr Of who loves them, ana with the
cearnes aud grace Of who understands their poetic
values a. well their verbal excellence. MT WooLett
will give a second recital next Wednesday morning
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rather go to the wall Mrs. Langtry not as pretty
In udnd as in her other parts but when she enters
Delnonicos people still stare, aud the tickets sell
as well as ever. Madame Patti is singing as clearly
as OF yore and the opera on Wednesday evening
was more full and more dressy than usual. Full
dress low-necked and short or no-seeved dresses
nave been frequently seen. both at the opera and at
Demonleo's at supper afterward The new, en-
bsllishments Of embroidered dresses seem to be In
geometrical patterns.
Thursday was an ideal THANKSGIVING day, cold.
dry and snowy. Many people tried their selghs
for the flrst time in tho Park. Mr.. and Mrs. Cor,
menus vanderbilt were a beautiful " turnout"
large number of coaches took out ladies to see the
FOOTBALL match between Yale and Princeton.
~ is cold comfort, even when wrapped III seal
skin TO SIT on the top of coach In such an atmos-
phcre' and some beaus and bellies walked home to
warm llres and the traditional turkeys. Large par
u nes went out to NewRochelle New Brighton,
orange, aud mp the river, to make merry and to
spend the day in the clear air of the country:
Inc sleiGhing in the Park was good on Friday
and many of the notabiItles were out-Mr and
Mrs Mr.: OGDEN %; GOelot Mr. and Mrs W.raf, Mrs
Paran stevens, Miss Buckley. Miss San Mrs John
Forbes Mr. Griswold, Mrs; w. y. Vanderbilt and
Mrs. shepherd. The wcli-kC.own face Of MI Van
derbIt ana that of General Grant also appeared
among the sleigh-ridsrs,
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MARRIED..
BLAUyELT MERR5LLAt Nyack onqdsGn N9ye M
Plermont & 4. and Miss Grace A Merrill, of Nyack
BoDIHE-FULLER-o Tue day. November 29' 1889 at at
tho ssiieRgs %! taI t oG9 % Emund W. Boine Of
New-YOrk, and Emma Augusta daughter OF H. j. ruler
DEPEw-ROLf-On Wednesday, November %, 1899. at
the Reformed Church Lintea y, J., by the Rev oscar
daughter Of i' Isaac C. Roi. esq, of Linden
DZIEMBOwSKI-G RIsWoLD-on Novemb,r 10 at pres
a1 20 y vounge3t daughter Of George rtswod OF
this city.
DIED.
ALLERTON At Naugatuck, Conn., December ? George NJ
Funeral at Dover Plains ~ y Tuesday afternoon Decem
Friends are requested to omit flowers.
BLAKEAt Engego9a y j. Bes ste d. dlashter OF Gin
Funeral the rsdence OF her parents Monday
Trains trie Depot Chambers ST. ferry at soo u re-
Ff Sici" invited
BERRY-On Friday December l. Charles W Berry son OF
John c. and Aun Berry OF Kent Conn., aged so years
residence brotherinaw, Charles l. Gum Brighton
Heights staten Isaud, Monday, the lh inst at l0lo
Carriages will be in waiting a. tho TomPkinsyys Landing
CAuYET = on saturday. December 2 OF pneumonia
G 6 ,is @ Te.nee Hf S East ds MONDAY
fnds and br"her members OF Cornthan Lodge
No 1873 A. o. OF T. and A NJ are respectfully invited 10
attend.
Gra Conoycr OF Martha a. and the late GusaVusA
ConOver, I'm his I3d y, ar. 90 ~
Dr Jones' at Bergen Point, Monday December 4, at II
O'Clock an.
II ain leaves foot Of Libertyst az 10 o'clock am.
Carriages will be In waiting.
EMMANs-On Thursday. November 80, 1892 at her resi-
donCe The GARFIELD" $40 West 5Gth-st, Margaret En-
mans daughter OF the ato Joseph NJ lameu III the foth
Of her
Her friends and the relatives and friends Of her grandsons
Il5wOth Joseph " J. STRIKER are Invited Ae IL
the funeral Paicks Cathedral 9th ave anu 0Oth ST.
Monday De smler 4, at 10 AIN.
FOSTER-On Friday, December l. at RoNbuiy Mass JANUS
Frederick Foster, aged 10 years.
UUBBELI-On Friday December l, in New fork cry
daughter Caroline and the late Harvey IL uD
hell. OF Long IIil. Conn. aged u years.
invited TO attend the funeral segV
ces from the residence OF John Lalubeer No 24o Vest
5Oth.st., sunday, the 81 INST, at p H.
UuI-At West Farms on Friday, December l. after liu
gcrng illness Smith, widow VI the late humphrey
Hill In the 7ith " Ler
The relatives and friends OF the family arc respectfully IN
yited 10 attend the funeral Monday, December at l3O
O'Clock. from the Presbyterian Church. West Farms
REMINGTON resdcuce, No. 10 East 57th'st, on
December 1882 Samuel Remington In tho GOTH year OF
The relatives and friends family arc invited to attend
the from his late residence Is Last o. IN
ST.. SUNDAY at p. IL.
Please omit flowers.
TYIFR-At the Firth Avenue Hotel November 3d. General
daniel Tyler formerly OF tho United states Army aged 81
Interment at Admission. Alabama.
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MRS. LANGTRY and MRS. LABOUCBERE.

There were rumors of war yesterday in the neigh
borhood of the Albemare Hotel and also of Wal
lacks Theatre. No one knew just what was the
matter and yet everyone was sure that something
was the matter. 1t finally transplred that deep
and dircful quarrel had taken place between Mrs.
Iangtry and Mrs. LabOuchere. No one knew why
there had been quarrel If anyone dld know, he
did not distribute his kno ledge gratutoDsly.
The only facts which could be ascertaiued were
that Mrs. Langtry and Mrs. LabOuchere had in
dulged in some very elevated and tragic language
but had relrained from taking any undue Liberties
with each others hair or eyes; and that Mrs. La
touchcre had subsequently packed up her posses
sions in several large trunks and departed suddenly
mysteriously, but emphatcally, from the Albemarle
Hotel 1t was also stated very definitely that Mrs.
Labouchere would not 90 to Boston with Mrs
langtry to-day, but would go TO Richmond, Va, to
visit friend Where Mrs. LabOuchere went yes
terday was not matter OF conjecture.
Every one gave it up at once. And IN Wallack s
Theatre there was a great and gloomy silence IN
regard to all that might could, would Or should
have taken place. The members OF the manage
nent smiled very complacenty aud looked rs If
they had never heard of any disturbance in then
lives. Two or three yoGng men with eyeglasses
and elevate ed collars inquired at the Abemarle Hotel
as to whether any OF Mrs Langtry's hair had been
pulled out. as they wanted TO secure q few locks
but they went away sadly disappointed IN heart
and as empty handed as they came.
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...nt and promise Mrs Laugtry has brought both anu
.noesaie denial Of .hem weald be either foolish or
rr.I,c,ous The actress passes now out OF our imme
ate view; but doubt not that favorable Vi
-. neasant remembrance She has had generous
-.,comc IN America, and should the tide run counter
=. NO doubt sometimes 1t wil-let us trust that her
rouns and vet unweared spirit may fnd comfort anu
ensh in the words OF that great poet whose minister
she has tried 10 he:
II 7 am traduced by tongues which neither know
NV faculties person, yet will bo
The chroniclere OF my doing, let me say
,Tis but the fate OF place, and the rough braEe
That virtue must so through, We must not stunt
Our necessary action, IN the fear
To cope malicious consumers; which ever,
IA rayenous fishes do q vessel follow
That Is new trinmed-but benefit no further
Than vainly longing.
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DARING ESCAPE ORA DESERTER.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 2.-COndy Royle twch-
ty-two years OF age who arrested in Allentown on
Thursday for deseron from the regular Army escaped
tonight from the genera! mounted service recruiting
rendezvous this city, whence be TO be sent TO St.
Louis for court martial He was mapacled and chained
10 iron bedtead in the third story. He uuscroved
the bedsead but unable to free himself IRON the
part 70 which the chain fastened Thus manacled
and with fifteen pounds Of bedsead IN his he eaped
fourteen feet the root Of shed the Of The build
ing Thence he eaped twenty-five feet 10 the ground No
part OF pauaclcs the other iron has been found
koyle 10 an IIishman and lived IN Allentown.
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Special Notices
Clinton s.unnn.ifnrles

Gluten supposiforles
This preparation has proved 10 DO tho perfect remedy
for constipation and lis attendant The c0nOnest VI
physical Ills In America Is intestinal tOror para
originally Induced by KIM OF starvation Of the n,ostiaa
nerves one Of ITS mOst prevalent fons The
tendency 70 Il ia families and dies
TO genera alton Attendant upon Il tho distressing
ants OF anal ritatoos and nssre. and halnorrhodal
enorg nent From these owls Infants suffer and for
them, Cor all relief Is sought IN pCrgation Tho evil Is.
however always peipetuaod by ctharcs II ably be
overcome and tendency eiadiCatei by increasing vital
power through appropriate foot measures which he
% the GLt fEN SUPPUSIIORiE5 Of the HEALTH
FOOD COMPANY proves OF tho first Importance. Tie ap
pcaOn Of this vital substance 20 tho absorbent mu Ous s1r
supplemented By appropriate foods results In increased
nutrition o the olpt organs and uelr gradual BAT 'ufe
restoration TO normal gotiyiy,
CIRCULARS, describing this ana all food remelics
for yariOns diseases mai ed freely 10 applicants
HEALTH FOOD COMPANY
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next door TO Stewaits.
Brooklyn ONCE, ClntORs
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COLOMBIA AND CENTRAL AMERICA.

PANAMA, Nov. 21.-POlitical matters threaten
TO disturb. the lsthnusl owing 10 the President
elect Dr. Nunes having sent in his resignation. He is
In Car,hagena and was expected 10 arrive here few
days ago Instead OF doing he sent communication
10 the State legislature in which hesates that III health
oompels him 10 decline the honor conferred on him
The Government Of Colombia, at the request ~ that of
YenezJca has determined deliver 10 the latter Re
public the men who were arrested ia Colon, accused Of
paving committed acts of piracy In venezuelan waters
Under this decree those In prison IN Colon are TO be
handed over and the steamer CantabrO or Colon, with
AZ her and equipments is to be handed over 10 tue
venezuelan autlOrlties
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OUr-MATTHEwING ARNOLD!-Sir Pompey
Bede: And pray then, Mr. Grigsby by what scale 90
pou different Glasses that make mp the popuia
ton England ." Mr. GrigsDy: We'll. first or all,
put those who live by the OF intellectual pro
fessioU, ike myself" 90. is brieness Darfster VINO
writes comic songs) Next these place tho aristoc-
racy, Of their pooty manners Then comes
brow After him "a good long way. OF coursel, the Grim
inal classes and last Of all tho middle class, OF WHEN
Tata" digs Sir POmpey in the ribs and skedaddles-
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WALLACK,S THEATRE.

great and important incident OF TINS week
a. the temperance OF Mr.. wallacks company OF wat
locks Theatre. This and the production there OF iHe
Queens Shilling" are events assigned fQr tomorrow
night The piece is u military drama, tinged with
comedy and it comes from the pen OF Mr. O. W Godfrey
who wrote The Plrvcnu." Those who remember Inc
Iancers have sufficiently clear idea of the character
OF The Queens shilling" 1t has been acted by wal
lacks company OF late in other Cities and II has oeen
largely welcomed We do not doubt 1t will attract IN
multitude the old habues othis favorte theatre Aitoi
the holiday season ia Mr. walsck himself may 70
expected to grace his own stage with his PERSONA
enoe and the town will see again It's honoIeu "u =,
Money!" She StoOps to Conquer and other he Et
PLAYS will then be enjoyed. Our season mas Detn Tho
and rich VET scarcely till then can it DO said that Ill
riches OF the ship come on shore Mehhtn1
Queens Shilling" Will be presented with the lOlo"'As
Cas al
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TRIBUNE SUNDAY DECEMBER

fortunate no die just he Is about TO succeed
Lord Seloorne as Lord Chancellor The change was TO
have taken place almost Immediately, but all now in
the air."
Mr. Gretton the brewer, and owner OF race-horses Is
dead He owned during his turf two OF the best
horses that ever looked through bride-Sterling and
Igonomy
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CHARGED WITH MATRICLDE.

PARIS, Tenn, Dec. "a young man, Forrest
oy name, was arrested to-day for killing his mother and
GRANDFATHER the night OF November 30 by knocking
u their brains with II Is supposed that the
{ouIg man first killed his mother in quarrel and after
wuu Ills grandfather who was a cripple, and the only
ness VI Tie deed Forrest was COMMITTED for trial
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MIDNIGHT WEATHER REPORT.
GOVERNMENT INDICATIONS.

UT I1ItN lII1.NI I'NDIV-l IVN J
WASHINGTON Dec. 81 a. III.
For ew-England and the Middle Atlantic
STAGES occasional light followed by clearing
weather, colder nOrtherly winds. higher pressure.
Cdtttionary Signals.
CautOnary ofshore signals are ordered from PASSPORT
70 Fort Monroe AID cautonary signals from HateIas to
Cape Henry.
Indications for io-noy1Oio.
Fair weather Is indicated on Monday III the Gulf and
Atlantic coast States.
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100000 worth Furniture Coverings and
Drpocs just opened in all the designs and c)ong' at
One.h1lt thelr value ,
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TRIBUNE OFTiCE Dec. 81 a m.-Ths movement In
the barometer during the fair and clear weather OF
terday downward. The temperature ranged between
$40 and 46o the average 1892 being So lower than
the poDdng day last year and 54o higher than
on Friday.
Clear aud fair clear weather may be expected to-
DAWN ths city and vicinity.
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SKINNY MEN.-" Wells Health Remover re
stores ygor cures dyspepsia weakness &C 81
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-12-03

Fretful sickly nursing babies soon becom,
cheerful and healthy II the mother uses Par&ers Ginge
Tonic
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Wei De Meyers Catarrh Cure stops hawking; prevent
mucu3 dripping IN the th 0al puHts inc pode
and improves the voice. 81 OF all druggists
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announcements

ADMINISTER CARPErs.-300 pieces hc.,ya been
purchased by about ha their value and placed ON sale
sIEPr&Rb KSGrP & CO.. sixthayo and l3,hst
Earl & Wilson's T. and W brand of Mems
Collars and Cuffs are the best Sold everywhere.
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KILLED WITHOUT PAIN.
All COng BuuiOns and Warts by Dr. Wings Remedy, O
Beware OK limitations At Druggists Price 5Oc
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HENRY A. DANIELS, NJ. D.,
IA L9xlngtOn-aYe.. between 18th and 3)th.3sS.
Hours 20 70 T. IupOten0e 5t3rY, Dl3el3el o. tbs
ielO Urinary organs and nervous sYsOm, sDeCalties.
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See Hunters Sitter Hunter Sitter Co.
Kitchen specal1les Cincinnati and NewYork Circulars
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iielialuns Notices.


Of the Prot Hs;!o sSs'sy The h SystHg
Der g. Ia 81 Thomas'9 Church at 20 address 0g inc I E
Rev Rev Bishop S PoTT fH Wi preside ''''
American Spirtpaiistic Alliance ContqreGce sunday
IN, at Republican Hat 81 vest 35dst opening hI
S &&R6 y the 'Yl'0l-'Y4 ~14I-. MI, W. - =
Advent Lectures
IN ST. AIMS CHURCH,
Last l2th-st. near 4th-avep
1857.
The following lectures upon Inndshty" will DO
delivered by tho Right Rev. THOMAS s. PRESTON on
the Sunday evenings OF Advent
Vespers will begin at half past o'clock
Seats will procured for strangers.
Sunday evening. Decemse-s.
"1NFIDELfTI IL TliE PRESENT AGE"
H.
"REsG SuFsa 3S S'f M1onR RSS' inNH%STb5ELrY"
III
"rH igG cRGS sIS'q III U Tf$S'TgiiiDELfrY"
SUNDAY evening, December o.
1.-THE ONE RhMEDY FOR rus EVIL"
An souls. Churc., 4thage corner 29h ST. : Rsy
Vim and % q "a th9 f"Oho
At Steck Hail, No. II East Ian st--ANpREW JACK
son DAVIS. at IL o'clock. subject Our Personal Hela
Misses conrof 10 evening meeting ivory body
All souls Protestant Episcopal Church, (MemOral OF
av Ss io' Rev r. HEBER NEwroN viii preach at II
q m, at evening prayer AZ y. ~.
West Chg zee J A eeges9 on
D. will preach Sunday tho 3a inst Bt II III ana $50
>. NJ Lecture on "Wednesday evening At O'clock
A Grand Temperance DemOnstrn'Ion by, the Good
Hall Broadway and 32dst Opening address by the Rev.
lager beer This lecture created much ia Broox
yn az the time Oft delivery fey months since TO be fo
cal Economy Its Relation to Alcoholics" First OF course
The pubic cordially Invited - . e. . -
E. COUILLARD Cor. sec'y.
Brick Church corner OF 5th-ave. md 37th-st Tho Rev
SUNDAY, December J. at II a m No afternoon service.
Church of the Holy Trinity
Madson ave and i2d ST..
Rev WIIBCEP WATKINS d. d., Rector.
Services at IL an aud 7:i5 p
Church OF the iIessiah 54thst; and PARK ave-
ing at IL subject, " rAs Poor Widow" Evening at 81
Terah, the Father OF Abaaham.
Calvary Church corner 4thaye and 2stst Services st
b D., Rector viii oeciaie
Church ofthe Ascension 5th.ave and l0th-st7f'ev ~
Tie RI M os N sT + Bshop OF Rhode Island
VIII preach In the morning. The rector tno noe r. "i'
aid Will preach az tho chden ser, ices IN tne aeLnOOn
9th ayo"Rey. BRADY / BXCKU5 D. D, Rector Morn
Ing service, 1913 Evening service Z 80 seats nee
ChurchOf Our 3sv9a Go 9,5ts Gar'Ai' society,"
Rev JAMES ~ PULLMAN. D. D.. Pastor.
ryIveRSsgGHfaYs fSF9.nF OF FAITH"
~ egning At A, A. ,rrovsn
seats fec A general Invitation extended
Church oftho Divine Pafern,Iy 5t9aye corner 43th
stlho Rev; CHARLES H. EAlQN fa2t1t WI PlosSa ~
through Patience" Evening. "Woman's Opportunity"
Strangers cordially invited
DIR. has invited the Rev Mt BIEPRiNo Pastor
Of th4 Greco ussan CaIen " preach AZ an, gSI tno
ine he viii SPEAK on the seven Bibsa" subject Duddha
and his III PaAaA"
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LUSDBORG's PERFUME
ED9NtA
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MARRIED.

Bird nnna keeps Canaries in constant song ana cures
dlaelses. 10 cents at Druggists.
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.

The s5Ov'th bsromea variations 10 this s by tenthi
eneh,s divisions Of time h the 7<koss
ydnr Midnight Tue irregular white lin, reprents the osc
By ung TIE broken dotted ne retesns
h1ated the mo
Dr01drN.
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Anniversary
~ the Y Prot Ep.s y Mission Society The fifty hrst
anniversary VIII be held d. V this SUNDAY evening Decem'
her 4 In st ThOmass Church 13O Address bv tho RI
Rev. II W y. ELLIOTT d D.. Of Western Te1as. kt
Rev. Bishop POTTER Will preside.
Americnn -pirituaiistic Alliance -Conference sunday
nj ( D. m Republican Hat 81 West 33dst Opening hd
dress by the celebrated medium Mrs NETIIE G. MAY
NARD.
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The Hanks JOintless Deniure.
Difficult OF Artificial eeh solicited HANKS BROS.
Dentists 40 Vest 3lstst ZO3 OfoYesL, Jersey
CITY, and DIP Marketst, Newark.
Velvet Carpets-our speciality. 300 different patterns.
SHEPPARD KkAPP & Co, siIthave ard l9th.st
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-25
4 SNEEzfNG SCENE,

Probably one of the meanest stage
tricks that was ever played was played
on Mary Anderson. It will be remem-
bered that, in the play of "Ingomar,"
Parthenia and the barbarian have sew.
cral love scenes, where they lop on each
other and hug some-that is, not too
much hugging, but just hugging enough.
lngomar wears huge fur garment,
made of lions skin, or something. One
day he noticed that the moths were get
ting into it, and he told his servant TO
see about the moths and drive them
out. The servant got some insect pow
der and blew the hair of the garment
full of it, and scrubbed the inside OF IL
with benzinc. 1ngomar put it on Just
before he went on-the stage. and thought
it didn't smell just right, but he had no
time to inquire into it, He had not got
fairly into his position before Parthenia
came out on II hop, slip and Jump, and
threw herself all over him. She got
one lung full of insec. powder and the
other full of benZire, and as she said.
wilt always love me, Ingomar ?" sho
dropped her head over his shoulder and
said in an aside ." For the love OF heaven,
what have you been drinking?" and
then she sneezed n couple of times. In
gomar held her up the best he could,
considering that his nose was full OF
insect powder, and he answered, 81
wilt, and then he said to her quietly
"Dam -fino what. it is that smells So"
They went on with the play between
sneezes, and when the curtain went
down she told Ingomar to go out and
shake himself, and he did. 1t was no
ticed in the next act that Ingomar had
linen ulster on, and Mary snoze no
more.-NetO York MercuIy
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-25

is curious Ii you cont.
MISS anythingT
Yes, ms'am. Have you counted
your silver, or seen your iewelry this
mofning2" said the man.
oh, what start the words gave me !
flew into the back parlor, for, be it
known, that in certain drawers of the
bookcase kept my silver forks, my
surplus money and several articles of
iewelry. The drawers we're closed. I
tried them. The locks were broken.
and the contents gone and Mr.. Alberts
the amiable, virtuous, pious Mr.. Al
berts-was the thief
1t was his particular forte - so the
policeman told me-to impose himself
upon persons who advertised for boarders,
as conscientious young man, and, after
insinuating himself as deeply as posi-
BILE into their confidence, to take French
leave in company with their valuables.
j discovered afterward that during Bid
dy's absence for the purpose of buying
candy, Fanny had innocently revealed
to him the contents of the book case
drawers, so that his task was rendered
comparatively easy.
Oh, how felt how provoked I was
with myself But, between you and
me, it was great consolation to know
that we were all in the same box--al.
though John, who expressed such an
exalted opinion of the amiable MIR.
Alberts, declared that he had not been
deceived for one moment.
1t was a still greater consolation to
get our forks back again, however, and
to receive the news that MIR. Alberts
was resident of Sing Sing, which we
did in less than fortnight.
p. 81 have come to the unalterable
resolution never again to advertise for a
single gentleman to board.