Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-12-04
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all fours" The Lowell Citizen knocks the novelty
out of the idea by telling him he did the same thing
when he young.
WHAT'S SAVED IS Observation-Disclosures will econ
omize by employing DIR. Perce's medicines. His
pheasant Purgatve Pellets" and Golden Medical
Discovery" cleanse the blood and system, thus pre-
venting fevers and other serious diseases and curing
all scrofulous and other humors Sold by druggists.
A panning out-when the knee-pans of small boy
show through his trousers
Invalid mothers, weak children. nervous and fretiul
infants benefited by using Browns Iron Bitters.
Harmless but efHcacious.
To get up a dinner of great variety cooks should be
allowed wide range.
If cleanliness indeed be next to Goodness, know
of no that is doing more to promote this virtue
than James Pyle. through the introduction of his
Pearline.
According to the Brooklyn Argus, Mrs. Langtry has
made at least one hit-she has struck the American
wallet.
Nothing SO simple and perfect for coloriug as the
Diamond Dyes For carpet rags, better and cheaper
than any other dye-stuffs.
The latest passenger train which was robbed by
western outlaws had three sheriffs on board. The
sheriffs escaped.
CRoUP.-Croup is dangerous from the false coating
formed on the air passages which sometimes stops
them and suocates the patient. 1t requires immedi-
ate and active treatment. Hence the urgent necessity
for having Hatchs Febrifuge Mixture ready for any
emergency. 1t acts promptly and gives immediate
relief
The bloodhound of the Uncle Tom Cabin Co."
broke loose last week and killed the donkey. The dog
was rather mean to pick out the best actor in the
company.
Inflammation. coughs. catarrh and pneumonia re-
sulting from colds, may be cured by Ayers Cherry
Pectoral. 1t allays the Inflammation, removes the
irritation and soreness soothes the organs and re-
stores the sufferer to health.
They grow such large beets over in Addison county
that when the vegetables pulled in fall the farm
ers brick up the holes and use them for sos.
WHY WELCOME makes Floreston Cologne
welcome on every lady's toilet table is its lasting fra
GRANGE and rich, fowery odor
New York and Ohio people carry horse chestnuts in
their pockets to ward off the rheumatism 1t is more
convenient than to hang cabbage around the neck.
Now is the time to treat catarrh of long standing
| Ely DdiW IcdCHes Oiu anu ODSIfDate cases
where all other remedies fail. Do not neglect procur
ing bottle, in it lies the relief you seek Price sc
| cents. Apply into nostrils with little finger.
| Ely's Cream Balm cured me of catarrh of many
years standing-restored my sense Of smell. Fo,
colds in the head it works like magic. E. H. Sher
| wood National State Bank. Elizabeth, Nj.
By far the best remedy for the of catarh
cold in head and hay fever is Elys Cream Balm which
having the largest sales with OF any preparation
The reports are all favorable Cyrus laval & Son
| Druggist, Easton Pa.
New York pastor who is-sivep TO bursts of fgura
tive eloquence says that this oou@dry is bounded
the north by an iceberg and omtie south by banana
| QUICK WoRK.-The heart OF human being fill
and empties itself about 70 times in minute T.
increase or retard this Operations is too of.en primo
fdcia evidence of disorder and. generally speak
ing. disease. Dr. Graves Heart Regulator Will correc
all disorders and cure adisesses of the heart. Al
druggists sell it for dollar per bottle
De shanghigh chicken 'nsrdis me OBJ certain mel
dat Use seed. He crows mighty loudan' brags aroun
'mong de hens an young chick ems; but when gam
ROSTERS round he's got business on de udder side
de fence.
''Do not grasp at the shadow and lose the sui
stance" Kidney is able to convert you from
shadow Of your former self the substance of esta
lished health. Said sufferer from kidney troub
when asked to try KidneyWo for remedy s'I'n II
it. but it will be my last DOSE. 1t cured him and NO
he recommends 1t to all. If you have dlsordered Ri
neys don't fail to try it,
Little girl. do you know whose house house tn
is?" asked solemn looking man of bright chi
seated on the church steps. Eyes, sir, it's Gods b.
he amt in"
GooD ADVICE You will prevent and cure Il
greater part of the ills that aict mankind in this
any section. if you keep your stomach. liver and X
neys in perfect working order. There is no medlci
{ known that does this surely as Parkers cling
Tonic 1t will keep your blood rich and pnre
give you good hoalsh at little cost See other colum
If it wasn't for bellies good many young M
would attend church.
d To CoNEuMPTIvEs.-"Golden Medical Discovery
concentrated, potent Alternative or blood-cleansi
remedy. that WINS golden opinions from all who use
2 for any humor. from the common pimple, blotch,
- eruption, to the formidable scrof alous swelling
, ulcer. Internal fever, and liberation vi
to its benign influences. Consumption, which is
scrofulous affection of the lungs, may IN its ca
stages. be cured by free of this Godgiven rer
II ny. see artlcle on consumption and Its treatment
Part III of the Worlds Dispensary Dime Serie.
), pamphlets. costs two stamps, postpaid. Addr
Worlds Dspensary Medical Association, Buffalo.
e A gentleman had his picture taken recently:
MN $500 and still he is not happy. fellow took
out OF the hall when the latch was up
- See Bird" advt; get Holden's Bird Book; &c
e care diseases, breeding. He has extra singers
l. Indies add gentlemen" said an Irish manager
his audience of three, "as there's nobody here
dismiss you ALL the performance of this night will
st be performed bu. will be repeated event
n CHOICE EXTRACTS PROM DRUGGIsrs-.sWe HI
the value of malt hops. quinne bark and aspara
. composing Malt Bitters"
"Best kidney medicine on our Shelves
sour lady customers highly praise them
Physicians prescribe them in this towB.''
" 1.-The largest bottle and best medicine
"0ur best people take Malt Bitters,~
%Sure cure for chills and liver diseases"