The Portland daily press., 1882-05-08
Wit and Wisdom.

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Mary Anderson is worth 100000, and Lolita
100000. They are both just lovely, but we
think Lolita trifie more charming
Inter Ocean.
No DIsAPPoINTMENT.-Wi Virgins Pellets
have an inherent power to cure Dyspepsia
Constipation, Piles, Sick or Nervous Headache,
and all diseases of the Stomach, Bowels and
Liver. Meier surpassed in the history OF medi-
cine. Sufferers, try them, and ye will surfer
no more Fifty cents bottle at druggists.
Sent by mail on receipt of price.
Miss Sawyer's salve, as non prepared, beat'
the world. Twenty-Five cents box. Sent by
mail
WIGGIN & Co., Proprietors, Rockland, Me.
Saw mills were first used in Europe in the
18th century. Before that a man who swore
he lost his leg in the army was generally be-
leved.-Boston Post
Liver, Kidney and Brlght's Disease.
A medicine that destroys the germ or cause
of Brights Disease Diabetes, Kidney and Liv-
or Complaints, and has power to root them out
of the system, is above all price. Such med
icine is Hop Btters, and positive proof OF this
can be found by one trial, or by asking your
neighbors, who have been cured by it.
1t is said now that Manager Stetson will 60
to Europe in July, aud when he gets there he
intends to hunt up Euripides and prevail upon
him to write a new Greek tragedy.
No man feels like work when his back aches.
There is remedy for this; it is called "ELIxIR
OF LIFE RooT," the Banner Kidney Remedy.
It cures Kidney and Liver Complaints, and all
diseases of the Urinary Organs.
GLOW do manage to rid myself Of bores?'
said a woman of the world. Nothing is easier
When I want to send man away, I talk to
him about myself. When want him to stay
indefinitely, 1 talk about himself. New York
Mail.
In hospitals GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP is
largely used dsinfecting and purifying
agent.
Pixies TooTHAcHE DROPS cure in one
minute.
Cant" says Emerson, sis useful to provoke
common sense" 1t is also useful with an
apostrophe, when doubtful friend asks you to
lend him five dolars-Hawkeye.
EVERY disease to which woman is liable can
be relieved by Healy's Tonic Pills or Cordial.
See advt. on third page.
CEPHALINE will cure Epilepsy. Read adver
tsement in another column.
The latest freak among fashionable New
York girls is to patronize fortune-tellers
They've got rather tired of the kind of lies the
young men tell them, and desire Change
Boston Post.
When your wife's health is bad, when your
children are sickly, when you feel worn out,
use Browns Iron Bitters.
The old lady came down to her breakfast in
bad humor and, sharply addressing her SON.
said: Charlie, did you leave that whiskey
bottle on the parlor tablet" "No; 1 guess dad
left it, "Why do you guess your father left
it?" "Cause it's pty."-Brooklyn Eagle.
In hot Water.
Orpha NJ Hodge, Battle Creek, Mich,
writes: 81 upset tea-kettle of boiling hot
water on my hand at once applied THoM-
AS EcLEcTR1c ON, and the effect was to i'm
mediatey allay the paid. L was cured in three
days.
A treasury decision has been rendered that
the Scotch yacht Madge, which won SO many
prizes last year, must pay duty if she is sold to
Ia nffi nvyIf hot
she was imported for breeding purposes? The
evidence is as strong in her case as in the case
of Jumbo.-New York World
The latest Paper Fashions can be found at
IL Elm street.
Victor Hugo wrote: 81 could live forever on
the invisible. Then he went over and ordered
dozen raw oysters and whole rnince pie
Detroit Free Press.
There is no worse enthrallment for torment
ed man than the exactions Of a morbid nervous
condition. The overtaxed brain then gets no
rest from tranquil sleep and needs the pacify-
ing influence of DIR. G.. W. Benson's Celery
and Chamomile Pillg.
AL Unusually lat 80 nuilp0A VI H. - 80
being turned out of the rough this spring. We
note this fact so that if any of our readers de-
sire to strike out for tall timber, they can do
so.-Cincinn att Enquirer.
ParlOr Decorations.
HoRsE-SHoEs, painted plaques and Sun
FLOWERS have each in its turn been the popu-
lar parlor ornament but are now superseded
by the TAMBoURINE, which when tastefully
decorated is very ornamental. For 10 cents
the Wheat Bitters Co., 10 Park Place, New