Daily Republican., 1882-02-23
BREVITIE0.
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Stuck up-s church spire.

| n BaWDIeTS pSIANlso-a pair O-Qlc6.
A doubtful questions conundrum.
For cut flowers, 70 to 400 King street.
Good bird cages for 30 cents, ut 9sc. store.
Msrching's gold paint st James BYadfOrd's
full line Of paint brushes at James Brad
lford's.
Parker, cupping and leeching, loo &. Ssc-
lOnd street.
tits among the Indians that knowledge Is
Ip0ww0w.er.
A novel scheme-A propositi on to write .
romance.
Ruby Gold Paint, ready mixed, at James
Isradf0rds.
ford's.
The way OF the transgressor is hard-hsrd
to hnd cut
New stock, primo stock and large stock Of
tohaccos at Mullins.
Dust brushes, hand scrubs, shoe brushes,
&C., at James BradfOrd's.
"Man is the king Of animals" But whs
has said 30? Himself only
Flno ls X. Plain Gold Rings, ct Z. +
Hanfs, ID East Fourth street.
The young man who turned over new
leaf, wcrEed In II furniture factory.
Choice new crop N. w. molasses at the old
store Of ". H. Lloyd, Seventh and King
Get your photographs st Housnd's gallery
No. Third street. two doors Esst Of Market.
9 fine card photographs for u, atHollsnd's .
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
The man who does not know his own mind
should be introduced as soon as it is big
enough.
Miss Love and Abram Saul we're married
10 Niy..., natn last and tl.to 81
c0nquers Saul
For bargains in -four 70 to W. J. Kimble's
Front and Madi on streets, A% pounds of tn e
best -four for 81 10.
lfysu want q first class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
"Roman punch Is 30 called because 1t is
made of frozen lemonade and Msdford rum,
things entirely unknown to the Romans.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 90
to L. +. Adair's. 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn bis prtces.
A car load of clover hay ard Hungarian
grass just unloading at Hay Market, 7l3 W.
Front street.
Why all this absurd talk about a scarcity
of Ice next summer Have we not Charles
Francis Adams left to US.
That's "toO thin as.the dog remarked
when he Inserted a full set Of teeth In Odd
mans leg.
Johnny, who had been soaked by the rain
the day before Il told you the rain would
make me Kr0N-these clothes are too small"
An editor speaking OF q mammoth egg
asks what hen can beat that ?" We give
1t up--never having heard of hens beating
an egg.
| A Boston phi losopher says there 8 some
thing inexpressibly cad shout the music OF u
church organ--while the COLLECTION is being
made.
A young lady Just home from boarding
school, on being told by the rvant that
they had no gooseberries, exclaimed why
what has happened to the goose ~
men than any other city. But then 1t is
heap more work to save a New Yorker than
any other man.
A good many OF the young men Of this city
are natural sailors. At least we Judge so
from the ease with which they pilot schooners
over the bar.
| "A fellow feeling makes US wondrous kind,
but II the fellow happens to be feeling In our
pocket for roll Of bills or stray coins, We
don't feel kindly toward him.
| A middle.sized boy writing composition
on Extremes" remarked that I'VE should
endeavor to avcid extremes, especially those
of wasDs and bees "
| Young lady, examining some bridal wells
s'Csn you really Recommend this one ~
| Over Jealous shopman; "Ch. yes Miss ! 1t
may be used several times
| A street car conductor carele sly carried
his bell punch home and allowed the chill
dren to play with it. The next day the com
pany informed him that he was 5000 500 fares
short.
| A woman hunted two hours for needle
| ct n trnnnAI np thA Hpbr and NOullnf NDi
| and then her husband came In. and had
hard taken of his boo before he could tell
where 1t was. Queer how men can do things
| that women cant.
| Wien surprise party intends to raid on a
happy home, the host and hostess, in com
mon polteness, should always be warned
They can then have q previous engagement
| at the thea tire.
| Teacher: "Suppose you have two sticks of
candy and your big brother gives you two
| more, how many have you got then 2
Little boy Shaking Eis head) ):"He wouldn't
do it he amt that kind of boy ~
| A poor excuse Ia better than none We hear
of man who justifies his meanness toward
his wife by asserting that he and she are one
and therefore. by refusing to furnish her with
money he practices the heroic virtue OF self
denial
Cream from Washington special:
w HO 10 vi ~ oAup ~ hhoWh w lHAAot
With look 60 sweet and mild
1t surely must be Oscar. tame
1t can't be Oscar Wilde.
A politician in writing letter Of condo.
lenco to the widow Of sn esteemed friend Just
departed, said
IL am lained to hear that Mr.. Gray has
gone to heaven. We were bosom friends but
now we shall never meet ag ain"
Somebody has started the rather improb
able story that q bug is now eating up the
anth-sci coal crop. If that bug would set
to work and eat up the men who charge So.
ten for the same, 1t would please us much |
better. |
A French chemist can take sugar, hsur and /
other substances and make nicer egg than |
any hen ever left In nest, and now the only |
excuse hs has for keeping fowls is that they |
may annoy the people next door,
One of the discoveries made by tho latest
Arctic explorers is that the length of the pO. |
lar night are ~ days "What glorious
to tel, q man with bill to call around the
day after tom orIow and get his money"
IMPRESSION DU DuLLDoG.
Flame brindled rlequin, Alright
Iread you, grim and lantern jawed,
Your Jagged coupons, rudely chaWed
Proclaim you travel on the fight.
Bow.legged champion Of the town,
You yawn and lick yCur chops in glee,
Ant watch the cat ascend the tree
Like lightning when you degn to irown
You chew all enemies to pulp,
and meath the light of summer n Oons
The lovers doeskin pantaioOns
You swallow at q single gulp
washingIon's Birthday.
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