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Only a PASTORAL Kiss.

= Chicago news.
"You want to know what have to
say about the card i'm the Morning
News accusing me of kissing Mrs.
Beekman, do you?" said the Rev.
George Sweinforth, disciple of that
lady, this morning. Swell. what l
have to say about it is that, in the
sense in which it was meant to be
taken. it is fallacious.'
Didn't you kiss herr
"Well. if | should say Yes. or
say Ne it wouldn't answer the
question.
"Well. didn't you kiss her."
81 kissed her i'm the same wav and
sense that would my mother or
sister,"
How did it happen"
eve were holding meetings with
the Union church at Paw Paw, Ind,
about two years age. | had been re-
quested by Mr.. Beekman to give Mrs.
Beekman as many drives i'm the open
air as possible, on account of her
health. One day | took her on
drive about seven miles to Earlville,
ILL.,, and back. We were staying at
the house of the pastor, the Rev. Mr.
Mann, at the time, and when we
started, the family all came out to
the door and kissed her good-by. |
did not kiss her then, but after the
buggy got about thirty feet, and while
it was in full sight of the family, |
kissed her also. A wagon containing
a family Of neighbors was passing ut
the time, and l suppose it was they
whs took the trouble to spread the
report"
"Hsw many times have you kissed
Mrs. Beeknan
"What question that is for you to
askm
"Well, as you did it innocently, /
supposed you we're not ashamed of it. !"
al am not ashamed of it at all.
Both Mr.. Mann and l have kissed
Mrs. Beekman q good many times.
One old brother, named Pine, about
ninety-five years sfage, kissed her in
sight of the whole congregation at
Paw Paw one day. Why, l have
kissed this brother here, and his wife,
with whom | am staying. and who are
listening to this interview. Why!
Didn't the Ephesian elders fall on
Paurs neck and kiss him ?"
Paul and the elders were all men"
"Well, didn't the woman that was
q sinner kiss the feet Of Jesus?'
"Yes, but Jesus didn't kiss her.
Moreover, she kissed bis feet and not
bis mouth. lfyou believe that Mrs.
Beekman is Jesus Christ, do you not
think it would be less liable to make
bad impression if you should kiss her
feet :"
"Well, in a sense, We do kiss her
feet, too. But / think that if We
should kiss her feet with our lips it
might be more open to suspicious COM
nent than kissing her mouth"
"Thsn, as kissing is not essential,
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Here's to He'll.

When Robert Ingersoll read the
dispatch in Wednesdays paper in re-
gard to the outrage and murder Of a
beautiful young lady teacher at Salem,
Ind, we learn that he said he desired
70 withdraw any remark he might have
made in the heat of debate in regard to
there being no hell, and that if he
knew there was no hell he would give
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18
Louisiana State Lottery Company,

Incorporated in lS6S for % years by the Legisla-
lure Tor Educational and Charitable purposes-with
capital of 81 COO 0G-to which a reserve fund
of S5OOW has since been added.
by an overwhelming popular vote its franchises
was made part of the present state Constitution
adopted December I'd, \. ID, 1879.
It's Grand Single Mum Der Drawings
will take place monthly.
1t never scales or postpones.
Look at the following Distribution
Capital Prize $50 900,
1OO, 900 Tickets at Two Dollars Each
Half-Tickets, One Dollar,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-18

Responsible corresponding agents wanted at all
points, to whom liberal compensation will be- paid.
For further information, write clearly, giving full
address. send orders by express Registered
Letter, Ut Money Order by mail. address onlv to
NJ. a. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La,
or VI. A. DAUPHIN,
127 LaSalle Street Chicago, Ills.
or VI. A. DACPHIN
601 Seventh street Washington, ID. e.
The New Y ork office is removed 10 Chicago.
n. Borders addressed 10 New Orleans will re-
eeive prompt attention.
The particular attention of the Public is called to
the fact that the entire number of the Tickets for
each Monthly Drawing il sold, and consequently
ali the prizes in each drawing sold and drawn
and paid.
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anyhow, why do you not forego it al
together, and avoid remark"
because Peter said, Greet one
another with kiss of charity and
We are not going to disobey it on &C.
count Of what might he said about tbs. =
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Particular Notice.

All the drawings will hereafter be- under the
elusive supervision and control OF GENERALS G.
L. BEAUREGARD and j BAL A. EARLY.
A Sp'eod,d Opportunity to Win a
fortune. Fifth Grand distribution
Class E, at New OrIe ans, Tuesday,
May 8, lSS2-l44th Monthly Draw
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
MUSICAL.

T DESIRE TO INFORM YOUR
l. many readers that l am just receiving
from the Manufacturers in Madgeburg,
Ssxony and Leipzig, Germ0ny, q large
stock of ACCORDE0NS and CON.
CERTINAS of the latest styles, and oil
best quality; HARMONIOUS of the
best brands, FLUTES FOR ORCHES-
TRAS and MARTIAL BANDS, PIC
COLOS, FLIES, VIOLINS, 10 short
every thing in the Music line. Hav-
ing purchased these goods on q Failing
Market I am prepared TO sell wholesale
to Music Dealers aed retail to the public,
at prices never before obtained By them.
l have also purchased a very large
stock Of American made goods from TIE
| Manufacturers, such as DRUMS,
BANJOS, GUITARS, TAMBCUR-
| INES, ORGUINETTE5, Etc, at ex-
ceedineIy low prices for Cash. lostru-
ments for BRASS o. for MARTIAL
BANDS will be supplied By me at less
| prices than can be obtained cRyVheTe
else; this will be evident on exsmlna-
ton.
CANS are not edualled by sny organs
msde. They have proved the most dur
able in this country over l,sOo pur-
| chasers in this Territory say So The
principal musicians in the Territory have
bought them for their own use IN prefer
ence to sll Others. They have taken the
first prizes at all ihe Worlds Exnlbl-
lions over all competitors. They
are acknowledged by the worlds
CABINET ORGANS MADE in
either Europe or America. Z. ?. Car
penter's Organs are ranking next in
gu lily, and are scattered all over the
world, and ale sold by the largest dealers
with the greatest subtraction l have 8
large stock of these instruments to select
from, at greatly reduced prices My
stock OF Pianos will be found IN
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MANUFACTURE, QUALITY AND PRICE.
SHEET Music and nUsIe looks 8
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from. New vocal and instrumental
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lished, for Sc. Peppers entire catalogue
Of music, of all grades, for BRASS
BANDS, FIFE and DRUM BANDS,
QUADRTLLE BANDS, ORcHEsTRAs etc
etc.
l respectfully invita- the public to
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Stock of Pianos, Organs and other
Musical Goods, which will be found to
excel the combined efforts OF the trade
in this Territory, and to be bsyond the
reach of competition in Prices or 10
Quality.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
The Medical Students Colony.

The College of Physicians and
Surgeons, the Bellevue Hospital Col
lege, and the University College
contribute over 1850 students to the
city's population, who come, as we
have stated, from every part Of the
world-even from South Australia
and India-and who have repre-
sentatives among them of every
political bias and social condition.
The nativeAmericans include alaTge
proportion of the sons of poor far
merS and artisans of the southern
and western states, who, bringing
with them little or no margin to The
minimum of fees, sacrifice personal
comfort, like young Spartans, to
their ambition. In the neighbor-
hood Of the college there are many
shabby lodging-houses which pro-
vide shelter and food for 81 a week;
and subsisting upon rations of a
class at which q Gell-to-do laberer
would complain, the young doctor
pursues his studies by tile light OF
Il kerosene lamp in the attic gloom
of these carayansaries.
The coolest winter finds some of
the students trudging to lectures
and demonstrations through snow
and slush without ~overcoats. and
with shoes worked down to a
papery condition of tenuity. But
mixed with these plebians are other
young men of fortune and fashion,
who dress eXquisitely, belong to the
clubs, and smoke. if a cigar, a choice
Havana, or, if it is a pipe, an elabor-
ate meerschaum, filled with arc
matte perique and Turkish. No
factions Inspired by envious ill-will
are bred by these contrasts, how
ever.
The presence of medical students
is not considered a desirable ele-
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After sometalk, Mr.. Penrose moved
TO reconsider. and, On reconsider
alton, it was lost.
MI. Penrose then moved for the
appointment of a committee of sew
en- to make the nominations, and,
after an amendment, it was car
ried, and the following elected
the committee by the house: &C.
", Penrose, Hugh Watson, J. H.
Dean, Jas. Saville, T. Y. Williams,
all OF the city; E. F. M. Guest,
Mill Creek; Jos. S. Rawlins, South
| Cottonwood.
Messrs. Ottinger, Pike and Crow,
were called on to speak. Pike
finally spoke. Mr.. Ottinger being
again called upon, made a few re-
marks which caused a great deal of
merriment and elected consider
able approval. Mr.. Petit next
spoke.
The committee on nominations
entered at this point, and made, by
the chairman of the committee, G.
w. FenroSe, a report which was
accepted. and the names voted on
separately. as follows: c. W. Pen
rose, Adam Speirs. L. B. Fullmer,
\. Y. Jones. Mrs. NJ. L. Horne,
Peter Reed, J. n. Pike. T. Y. viii
liams, James Crane, Hyrum Ben
Mon, Mrs. Elizabeth Howard,
Henry Day, j.. S. Rawlins.
Il. G.. Lambert, Geo. M. Ottinger,
]. r. Winder. The nominees were
sustained.
Five alternates were then nomi-
natedd j. G. Woods. H. P. Rich
ards, Miiando Pratt, n. A. Empey,
w. NJ. Williams.
MI. Penrose moved that the old
County Central Committee con-
tinue, and that the committee have
power to accept designations and
fill vacancies. Carried.
Adjourned sine die.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01

generous, afeo.ionaIe fellow - 40
brave for a friend, 40 thorouOhlv
agreeable to know and be with ma
he probably had some influence o0a,
me-; but / have always thourht ha
was cracked in the upper story His
father, whom l never saw IN the
stage, was always reputed to he
cracked, and ] think q little INSANITY
Is IN the whole family. Mrs. Booth.
the mother, vas a delightful woman
80 fond of her children, 30 beloved
by everybody. They lived in High
street, Baltimore, in a good house.
You may net know that Abraham
Lincoln died in my room at the house
opposite the theatre. It was q pleas.
ant ROOM with two windows looking
back On 8 yard. John Wilkes Booth
often used to come over there from
the theatre and lie on my bed and
talk to me by the hour. The same
walls which have echoed TO his laugh
sounded Lincoln's dying means"
Matthews said that he and Booth
we're both, as boys, runners to ires in
the tail Of some engine or hose COM
pany OF Baltimore, He added, with
much good sense: ''The abolition OF
Volunteer Fire Department has saved
the young men in cities from general
ruin. In my day, q year or two be-
fore the var, the sons Of the best men
in Baltimore loved 10 be roWdies and
fire. runners. Every engine and hose
company had its cohort Of young,
Well-Greesed rufians, who carried
weapons and were pugilists, and gen.
orally meant to fight when obey
started out TO put down q FIRE, and
very often lighted 8 FIRE they were
called on to subdue. The Blue
Dicks were with the Newmarket
hose. The plug Uglies,' the Cook
Robins and the 'KiIlera' we're other
organizations"
| asked Matthews if Booth Eould
ever have made much OF an actor.
He had not the application"
said Matthews. "He played rough
parts, like 'Pescara,' pretty we'll. I
think that was his best part; but he
would not get down 10 study and
bring himself into shape. Gath, in
Cincinnati Enquirer.
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ment in many large cities. They
are apt to be lawless, exuberant and
addicted to nocturnal disorders.
MI. Robert Sawyer and Mr.. Benja-
min Allen are not the most salts
factory guests to landladies, nor the
least troublesome neighbors to per
sons OF quiet and early habits.
what with lectures, cliniques and
ROTATIONS, besides practice in the
laboratory and disSecting-room, the
industrious student who means to
De successful has little time for re-
creation except in the brief inter-
Vals between the retirement of one
professor and the entrance of an
other, and the only period when he
can conscientiously rest is Sunday.
The first lecture begins at 9 o'clock
IN the morning, and the last is not
concluded until 5 in the afternoon.
at all hours until 9 or 10! at night
students may be seen singly or in
tWos and threeS entering or leaving
the colleges, where the intricate
secrets OF physiology, the tissues,
arteries, and nerves are re-
vealed in the sickening at
mOsphere and amid the
CHASTITY surroundings of the dissect-
ing room. But the atmosphere.
though overpowering to a stranger
at his initiation, is not perceptibly
offensive to those accustomed to it,
and the subjects" instead of being
repulsiVe to the embryo surgeons,
possess an absorbing interest, and
all the beauty Of a perfect mechan-
ism. There is no dearth of subjects"
in New York, where hundreds die
unrecCgnized in the wards of the
charity hospitals, and many are
picked up in the rivers with no
voice or record to tell how they
came to their end Haqper'S Maya
zine,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
Wilkes Booth.

john MatIbews, he actor, aas k'ysn
ms some interesting points about
John Wilkes Booth. Matthews was
the persnn 10 whom Wilkes Booth
gave his confession in 8 sealed enve-
lope as ae rnde shout Washington on
t0e day OF Linco!n's murder. Mat
thews agreed not to open the envelope
sill he had heard from Booth. That
night the unfortunate Matthews
found that Lincoln was murdered and
Booth was the murderer. In the
greatest apprehension he went TO his
lodgings and read the confession ard
destroyed it. He said to me:
II became acquainted with John
Booth in Baltimore. We we're boys
together. | may say. he Tss such 5
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
VALLEY HOUSE.

T Crsig, Bingham; Frank NJ Dodds,
wife and son, r NJ Leod, Frisco; q w
Brooks, Ogden; A Mosher, E Wyile
Park City; James Thomas. j R Hart.
Lake Superior; o T Beckett, Al Cartrey,
Omaks; Sam Ecoff. Sandy; N Hegarty,
Park City; Richard Clark, Bingham:
Mrs L K Doyle. Park City; e Ruth sni
wife, 7 E Jones, Bingham; N K Sanans,
Hills boro, o; T TEner, England; j Sher.
man. N Y; l. Sawyer and wife, Lynn
Mass.
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JOHN w. LOWELL

WIN receive . large supply OF
above goods during the next te
DAYS. and intending purchasers VIII
find Il to their interest to call and
examine his stock before purchasing
elsewhere. ma
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
WHITE HOUSE.

w j holland, L Erickson, Bingham;
j Stewart; Tintic; Jas Wetherall, Gun
nison, j Macksy, Wyoming; N N, ilson,
Big Cottonwood; f Linton, Mich; Frank
Brink, Frisco; j S Cox, Pleasant Valley;
j K stewart, Kns5; II E Parker, New
York; Fl Miller, Peter Tommy, Park
City; r johnson, Grass Valley: A vii
son., Chicago; VIM r Fox, Provo; S
Undernill, Silver Rsef; john Dillon, st
George; N Hansen, Ogden; & Nj John
son, a B Miner and lady, Bingham;
Mrs Al Porker, Tsylorsville; Geo Gulk,
Ogden; S T Crowell, Wisconsin; Is q,
Irvine, Philip Lyons, E Willows, Dem
yer; A n Young, Stockton; E Boukofsy,
Pleasant Grove; D Martin, Neb.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
Only a Store Clerk.

That's q very pretty, modest ap.
pearing young LADY," said a stranger,
seated in front Of a hotel, to p young
male citizen with whom he had be-
coma on speaking terms. ashe pointed,
with his cigar to a bright little woman,
one of three who we're passing,
"Lady, hs! hal" said the local male
young persoL, as he laughed sneer
ingly, and fumbled the watch chain
that hung from the outside pocket Of
his coat, and the handle of his cane
in bis great mouth. THAT is only a
clerk in q store"
There was a LOOK of honest indigna-
ton on the face OF the travelling man,
as he gave one glance toward the
grinning young male person who had
made tae remark, a blush of shame,
il ever there was one seen, and as he
threw his cigar away, SAID. SIS that
so?'' and walked into the house. Two
other men were also Indignant
enough TO have kicked the filling out
of the teeth o! the young male person,
but ne soon got up and steered for q
poker room where DE is engaged
regularly in blowing in what money
be has got, so they did not kick him.
Besides, he might have kicked up a
row.
cody a store clerk"
That GIL, and hundreds like her,
have got more knowledge OF business,
more honesty, and more heart in
them than that young male person
ever had or ever can acquire. They
are earning an honest living, at re-
spectacle employment, and they are
worth their weight in gold, while the
miserable person who made the re-
mark is not worthy to lace the shoes
of the store clerk. They want to
help themselves, and the store COIN
ter is the moat inviting place, and We
wish to. heaven some OF the young
men who despise chem could be
bounced and cent west to till the soil,
and their places given to other girls
who desire en- pigment. The men
who look down upon girls WHO earn
their living in sores, are very few,
and they will see the day Ghey viii
regret 1t. Some OF the best wives in
and mothers in this country have
been behind the counters of stores,
and been respected while they labcred
by other very good pvople. Some Of
the girls may be iull OF fun. as the
old Nick, and when q mar!Ied man
whom they know is modest calls for
hair pins, they may-we don't say
they do-they may make q mistake
and hand him those safety pins, iust
20 see him blush, but it ia an error OF
the head rather than OF the heart,
tn sre may be one in a hundred that e
too smart, and owns the earth, but ae
q class they average very well with
the rest Of the world, and q man who
makes sighting remarks about them
has got no heart, or else he doesn't
know how di!igeDt they WORK for
what they get, and how weary they
are at times, aud how discouraged.
An Indignation meeting of men who
have daughters, sisters or iriends
clerking in stores. to punish a poor
idiot who speaks unexpectedly oil
them, would cali q crowd of decent
people that would fill the exposition
building. Their hard work, frugaI
living, and helpiulnes against many
discoursgements should secure fol
them the warmest place in the hearts
of sll, instead of a single sneer, and
the next man that sDeers at them
gets a head put on him bigger than :
premium sQuash.-Peck's Szta.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01

An excellent Paste that will last Tor
months !s prepared by dissolving halg
an ounce ct alum in a pint OF boiling
water, add to this an equal amouns
OF flour, made smooth in 8 little cold
water and a few drops of oil of cloves,
aud let the whole come a boil.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
did She Die? 2"

No; she fingered and suffered
along, pining away all the time, for
years, the doctors doing her no good;
and DIT last was cured by this Hop
Bitters the papers say so much
about" Indeed. indeed, hoy
thankful we should be for that
medicine" =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01

Shot Or Cinders and potato psrings,
with a little water or vinegar, cleaases
old bottles nicely. Pour into the bot
tie and shake up and down vigorously
until the glass is clear, and then rinss
With cold water and turn upside down
to drain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01
CLIFT HnTSE.

J Robbins, Gunnison, + S Wocdbock,
s r Drake, Ogden; A w Mcdonald,
Vienna; w j Snyder, Park City; Thorn
Dee, Omaha; III Thomas, Park City; A
Hurley and son, Park City; a G Brown,
Paris, France; 5 III Henley, Elko, New;
John Strickley, Alta; d Fitzgerald
L E Howard. LeadYille; Thomas Long,
Denver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-01

WILL YOU SUFFER- with Dys-
pepsia and Liver Complaint? Shi-
loh's Yitalizer is guaranteed to cure
you. Sold at Z. G. VI. L. Drug
Store. (2)
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.
September 30, 1882
WALK RR

G 3 Rustive, Omaha; + Bosnian, San
f aucisc j @ Morrile, Alta; E g Mix
and wife, New York; q P Perkins, Mas
ssehusetts; w r Schemerhorn, Boston;
4 4 o Brien, New York; d Kramer,
Pennsylvania,
Morning journal and courier., 1882-07-01

"I ping to read some verses which are n- tended to indicate feelings at the moment of lesv effective The idea is that of child babbing his nam and his papa. wrote 1t this morning about He then commenced to chant these verses in sad doleful way:
 am going to the Lordy;
 glad.
 am golng to the Lordy
 I am glad
 I am ing to the Lordy
 Glory, Halelujah Glory, Hallelujah & going t. the Lordg love the Lordy with all my soul. Glory, Halelujah And that is the reason am going to the Lord. Glory ealleiujah! Glory, Hallelujah {! am going to the Lord. Here Guiteaus voice failed, and he bowed his head and broke into sobs. But he rallied little and went on with his chant: saved my party and my land; Glory, Halieujah But the, have murdered for it, And tn tt is 'he re4son am going to the Lordy. Glory, Ha leluiah Glory Hallelujah going to the Lordyl Here again his feelings overcame him and l he leaned his head on the shoulder of Dr. 1 Hicks and sobbed pitifully. Still he went on; l l wonder what will do when get to the Lordy? | guess that will weep no more when get to the | i.ordy. | Glory halelujah
 Here there was another interruption caused by sobs and emotions which he was unable to repress He wspt bitterly, and then with l quivering lil s and mournful tones he went on to finish his ditty: | I wonder what will sec when get to the Lordy | I expect to see most splendid things beyond all | earthly conception. | When am with the Lordy, glory halelujah | Qtaislng his voice to the highest pitch that he | Lord
 This closed the chant, and then tho Rev. Dr. Hicks gave Guiteau his final benediction and farewell, saying, God, the Father, be with thee and give thee peace forever more" /" The attendants then pinioned his leg held
 7se over his head, and caref.4y ad-
 't his neck. Mir. Strong placed
 lis head, and as he did so
 ''d tones, "Glory l!
 spring was
 ~nng in
 P