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"ROUGH ON RATS Clears ont rats. mice,
flies reaches belbuss ants, yermn, chpmnnKs l5c
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NEWARK
WESTCHESTER COUNTY.

LARcHMONT MANOR-WIlliam II. Mills has beer
appointed postmaster at Larchmont Manor. tie ma
accepted the position aud he VIII app M INC PIc'
emf ticket az mt at tho depot rs his deputy.
LONG ISLAND
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move the distinctions. and was strongly repri
manded for incorporating the Dock Ccmnis
sioners to other people.
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MiIInlnplOn.
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Justice Gray I'm Washington.
Woshingtor Letter to boston Post.

Washington Letter to Boston Post.
Justice Gray intends building handsome
house In Washington. He proposes to take
part In the elegant Inequalities for which the
members of the court of last resort are sup
posed to be famous, and which the old
Judges did really dispense. The Judge has
begun to teach the members of the bar good
manners by inspiring rule that they shall
remove their overcoats when they come into
his awful presence. When he shall have
built his new house, be will take such rough
specimens as Mr.. Miller and Mr.. Harlan and
give them a few elementary lessons In man.
ners and department. He will teach them
first how to be severely dignifed on the
bench, and how to surround that dignity
and soften it with the graces Of hospitality.
It is rumored that he next proposes to turn
his ponderous intellect to banishing the
sparkling champagne from judicial drinks.
The bubbling liquid Is too volatile for him,
and Its common use is altogether too un-
English. Justice Gray is early English, but
he is not aesthetic. lie desires to see moth
ing on judicial dinner-table less dignified
than Burgundy or port. In order to carry
out all of his reforms, which 1t will be seen
are of-the most fundamental and momen-
tous character, he realizes that he must have
a house OF his own. He cannot improve the
manners of the bench at Wormley's. There
fore he has made arrangements for house
and lot on Massachusetts, avenue. The spot
Is one Of the best in the city. 1t is on the
circle In the center of which stands the Scott
statue. Its neighbors are the new houses of
Senators Cameron, Pendleton and Window.
Within square or two are the English le-
cation house, Blaine's new pile of bricks,
the house of the Chief Justice, and score
Of other noted places. II win look straight
down Sixteenth street into the front door of
the White House, and after 1t has been built
and after bis associates have been sufficiently
drilled IN good manners, Justice Gray will
give house-warming.
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Texas Yarns.
Chicugo Meas.

The crowd gathered together on mill day
at San Gabriel, Texas, were natives Of many
different States, and told jokes at the ex-
pense Of Arkansans, "tar-heels" and others.
One North Carolinian got afterthe half dozen
Arkansans hot and heavy. With other yarns
he told the following: An emierant preach
er went into the Boston mountain region on
a prospecting tour. Coming TO a four acre
corn patch, he fought his way through a
dozen or more hounds and ours to window
less cabin In Its centre, and entering he COM
menced conversation with the lady of the
house by inquiring into the state of society
whereabouts. The woman did not seem to
understand his general inquiries, so he be-
gan to particularize:
"What religion Is most common around
here ?" Still she did not seem to under
stand.
care there many Presbyterians around
here ?" he asked.
81 don't know" she said. "My man John
has hunted around here right smart for nigh
oh w oiA1Con years, ahu ooh iCSnoh hS .
killed airy one."
"Ah, madam" said the good man, ~ am
afraid you live In darkness here"
EYES," she replied, glancing at the I'M
broken log walls, Eyes, but John allows to
cut out winder next week."
This was received with applause, and d
true-blue Arkansan had the floor for reply.
81 was travelling once In the old North
State" he began, Sand as was riding across
an opening like, / saw man some little dis
lance ahead Of me, pointing, as ! thought, a
long gun at something up persimmon tree.
refined up my horse to walt for him to fire.
After waiting some time and no firing done,
I noticed the man did not seem to be taking
any sight, but appeared to be shifting his
piece from time to time, SO hailed him and
asked him what he was up to. Raising
pork for Market answered he,without turn
Ing to me. rode up, and that tar-heel had
little spotted shoat tied to pole, holding
II up to eat persimmons."
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A Romantic Story from Colorado.
De,,rer Tribune.

Z
The Pueblo papers announce that General
Eugene Kenilworth Stimson has fallen heir
to large fortune by the death of an uncle
In Scotland. II affords the Tribune pleasure
to be able to confirm the statement. BY the
demise of Edmund Bruce Wallace Kenil-
worth, seventh Lord Laurie, our competent
State Engineer comes into an estate valued
ut f350,000. Ii Is not generally known, but
General Stimson Is native of Scotland.
He was the oldest son of youngest son,
aud WIS born In Kenilworth Castle, seventy
miles north Of Edinburg. During the Mac
duff Bosworh instruction In 1858, he played
such conspicuous part - leader Of the clan
Bosworth, that he was subsequently COM
PEELED to fee to America, where he assumed
the name OF Stimsoa. His uncle, Lord
Laurie, was the intimate friend Of Sir Wal
ter Scott, and 1t was while visitor ct the
formers castle, Kenilworth, that Scott wrote
his great novel Of that name. Lord Lauries
oldest daughter, Annie Laurie, was the cele-
brated beauty whose charms have been i'm
In the most popular of Scotch
ballads. One Of her daughters, Miss Meg
McDonalbsin, was Ii Denver last summer
visiting General Stimson's family. part 81
The estate which has suddenly fallen 70 Gen
sral Stimson y the grand old castle of Ken
Ilworth, il naeni6csnt parts, preserves, and
What the General Intends % do
I'M Nh nAwlv annufred fnrfunN II nat
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The Religion or the Future.

james Freeman Clarke closed last week
his course of Lowell Institute lectures, on
the comparative theology OF all religions, the
latest fruit of his years Of study Of this sub
ject. His conclusion is that Christianity, re-
stored to the principles of its founder, is the
religion Of the future. 1t has taken up by the
way many things inconsistent with its char
acter, and 1t drops them one by one; perse-
cution, monasticism, ritualism, sacerdotal-
ism are no part of original Christianity, and
must be left behind. The fnllness of spir-
itual life in Jesus has been the source of the
same character in his religion. He combined
love to God with love to man, courage with
prudence, freedom from forms with respect
for usage, hatred of sin with tenderness to
the sinner. The soul of a prophet Is like a
seed, which bears fruit after Its kind. What
ever was essential In Judaism was IN Moses !;
the essence of Buddhism was In Sakya- NUM-,
and the fullness of Christianity was In Jesus.
"The result of these studies as regards this
question, are--l. That Christianity alone is
now associated with an advancing civiliza-
ton, and the best type of human progress.
2. Ii does this because of the breadth and
of the convictions which inspire
1t. 3. Ii derived these from the faith and in
spiration of its founder. 4. 1t does not diff
FER from other religions in being supernatu-
raj while they are natural, or true while they
are false, but in being the whole of which
they are part"
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ADog that Knew When Sunday Came.
TrOu Times. Eel. 2itb


A night Waterman In one of the large fac
tories in this city has smart little dog as
companion for his vigils. One Sunday night
recently the dog was dilatory in entering the
building, and was helped in by the toe of his
masters boot. During the next six days the
dog showed no remembrance of the act, but
when he reached the building on the next
Sunday night, turned tail and darted home.
On the ensuing week days the dog entered
the factory as usual, but when the next Sum
day night came around he could not be in
duced to put foot on the threshold, but again
trotted rapidly toward home. He was in
tercepted at distance from the building,
however, and brought back, and the keen
witted dog has never since then deserted his
post.
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Says Mrs. Jameson: You put this question,
How comes it to pass that the greater part of
your handsome women are exceedingly ig-
norant and childish In their manners? Ibe-
lieve / can account for it.
IL Is not that nature has been less kind to
their minds, because lavish TO their bodies,
nor that they are born with less capacities
than others, but because they neglect to cui-
tivate their minds and to improve their men,
tai faculties, and they are vain, and desire to
please and to be admired. An ill-favored
woman knows that she can not be loved for
her face; this induces her to endeavor to
draw attention by her intelligence and wit.
She applies her mind TO books and her whole
force to her improvement, and in spite of ma
ture and natures unkindness she becomes
agreeable.
The beauty, on the contrary, has only to
make her appearance to please; her vanity
Is gratified; as she never reflects she never
thinks that her beauty Is only for a season.
She is, besides, SO taken up with dress, with
the care of being at every assembly, to ap-
pear with advantage, and to hear herself
praised, that she has no time for the cultiva-
tion of her mind, however convinced she
might be that ii was necessary. Thus Of ne-
cessity she becomes fool, taken up with
childish tricks, the vain frippery of dress,
shows, and sights.
This may continue until thirty years or at
most forty years of age, II the smallpox or
some other disorder does not tarnish this
beauty. When youth Is over the time for
improvement is gone; then this young lady,
once, now no longer, a beauty, continues In
ignorance all her life long, though nature has
given her as great advantages as any other;
whereas, the homely-looking woman, who
has now become very amiable, defies old age
and sickness, that can take nothing from her.
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THuNDER-sroRM IN w,nrre.
Nesc York Times, February cd.

Nao York Times, February 22d.
A thunder storm In midwinteris an almost
unheard Of occurrence, yet New York was
treated to such an event last evening. The
storm of wind and rain which struck the
city Monday evening, increased yesterday AZ
ternoon to q tornado. AT five o'clock the
wind reached Its maximum velocity, which
was at forty-six miles an hour. Ii came
from the southwest In strong blasts and was
accompanied by cold rain. The force Of the
wind was 50 great that people in the streets
could scarcely keep their feet. When the
gale ragged the fiercest great crowds were
hurrying TO their homes up town from their
places of business in the lower part of the
city. The wind jostled the people together
mercilessly, and drenched them with rain.
Those who possessed umbrellas found them
of little service. They were lucky If they
could retain their grasp on them in the surg
ing masses. In the open squares, where the
wind had full sweep, its violence was most
severely felt. At the street crossings IL
rushed between the rows of high buildings
and drove strong men before 1t. At 5:35
o'clock the blackened sky was riven by a
flash of lightning. Ten minutes later sec
ond fash Illuminated the heavens and was
followed by roar of thunder that seemed
Tn shake the city from one end to the other.
These atmospheric demonstrations marked
the ending Of the storm, which at this point
began to subside. The wind continued to
60 down rapidly, and at seven o'clock it was
blowing at only a moderate rate, and the
rain had stopped. Observations taken at the
Signal Service Bureau showed the rainfall
during the twenty-four hours that the storm
lasted TO have been only .63 of an inch.
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The gorillas are the terror of Africa. In
the gorilla country no lion will live. They
are man .haters, and kill them for the love of
1t, leaving the body, never eating them.
When they spy . negro they come down
from tree, hit him on the bead with club,
which they WELD with their hind claw or
carry them up into the tree, there to murder
him. Their strength Is so great that they
will bend the barrel Of rifle. Only one
live one was ever brought to England, and
that soon died. Several have been shot, but
they are tough customers, and the natives
dread them more than any animal of the
African forests. The gorilla makes bed
like hammock, and swings In the trees.
The gorilla ID the sworn enemy Of the ele-
plant, because each derives Its substance
from the same source. when be sees m ele-
plant pulling down and wrenching of the
branches of favorite tree, the gorilla steals
alsng the bough, strikes the sensitive pro-
boscis Of the elephant violent blow with
his club, and drives Off the clumsy and
startled giant. shrilly lrumpeting his pain
and rage through the Jungles Of the forest.
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A story OF Abraham Lincoln.

President White in the North american Reuiep.
In the darkest hour Of the late civil war, a
question arose In thriving northern town,
which, for the purposes Of this article, shall
be called Pepperton. This question was
nothing less this: Which of two local
henchmen shall be postmaster The con-
test waxed fierce. Deputation after deputa-
ton rushed to Washington-saw the Con-
gresham, the Senator, the Postmaster-Gen-
ersl, the President himself-besought, in
sisted, badgersd. The subordinate hench-
men thronged the corridors of the Capitol by
day, and the bar-rooms by night. The at
tention of honorable members was besought
for articles In tho Perkins County Herald on
one side and the Pepperton Register on the
other. Monster petitions were forwarded
by either side-petitions all the more mon
strsus because most people signed both.
Meantime the civil war dragged on with
increasing horrors. Rivers of blood had
flowed, billions Of treasure had been flung
into the abyss, when good old Pepperton
judge-a steady Presbyterian deacon-visIt-
ed Washington to see what light he could get
on National affairs. In due time he stood
before President Lincoln. The Judge was
shocked at the careworn face of the Presi-
dent, tried to comfort him, and said "Mr.
Lincoln, ] am sorry to see You not looking
30 well as when you passed through Pepper
ton. You must not let the rebellion wear
upon you. The Lord is with us. He will
not permit slavery and dsunion to conquer.
He has purposes with this republic which
We" "Oh, judge" said Mr.. Lincoln, sit
isn't the rebellion that Is killing met isn't
the rebellion; 1t is your.plagued Pepperton
post-ofice !"
This utterance of Mr.. Lincoln-which Is
disadvantages, like 50 many quaint sayings
Of his, far into the marrow of the evil; col
umns of argument could not so well reveal
the effect Of the present system upon the ex-
ecutive; and the fun becomes grim earnest
when one recalls the fate of Harrison and
Garfield.
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a. LONELY LADY.
The Wife OF the Chinese Minister, Living
fin seclusIon In Washington.

Washington Correspondence Pha. Times.
just at the time when American women
have succeeded In causing each house of the
National Legislature to appoint committee
whose especial duty 1t will be TO consider the
question of admitting women TO all the priv
ileges Of citizenship enjoyed BY men, IL Is
little singular that there happens to be In our
National Capital woman whose condition
fairly represents in Its least barbarous phase
that from which the sex has gradually risen
to their present independent position. At
the Chinese Legation, one Of the handsomest
residences In the city, lives lady of rank In
that country, the wife of the present Minis
ter-Cheng Tsao ia. She lives In as strict
seclusion here In the National Capital of our
free country as If still In the capital Of her
native land. Even here she must obey the
national law which compels women of rank
to keep within their homes. She has never
been ont since she removed from the Airing
ton Hotel, where her husband and his suite
were until the Legation was made ready for
their occupancy, which was before the mid
die of January.
While the names of the wives of other
gentlemen of the Diplomatic Corps who are
married and the names of the wife and
daughter Of Mr.. Bartlett, the American sec
rotary Of the Chinese Legation, appear al
ways on the official diplomatic list published
by the State Department, the name Of the
Chinese Minister'S wife is not thereon. She
receives no company at all, and must not be
allowed to see any man except her husband.
Consequently, she being alone with her Chi
nese women attendants, has no opportunity
TO learn English. She is the fourth wife
(the other three, hear, are living in China),
and she, IL is said, was permitted TO accom-
pany her husband on his travels because she
is youngest and comeliest of the number. l
hear they have not been married long. She
is under twenty-five years of age.
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When asked why the cactus removes the
spell from the arastra, the Mexican will say !:
My father did IT," and there Is an end to
the questions.
A belief common, especially among the
Indians, is that the LARS In which great
snakes keep themselves are always over good
veins. One of the most common snakes In
thu Southwest Is called the "gold snake !"
from this cause. Many Mexicans are infect
ed with this superstition, and the writer
remembers one case where large gold snake
was killed In Southern Arizona, not very far
from q small village. Before ten o'clock
next day two men had been killed in the
fight which arose between those anxious TO
locate mine on the spot where the snake
had been found. IL is scarcely necessary TO
say that careful examination failed to show
ledge or anything like one. For all that,
the location, when made, was sold to some
enterprising capitalists In the neighborhood.
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Toronto Glote.

Last autumn ~ Indian named Louis Ben
edict, who resides It st. Francois du Lac,
Quebec, went up to the Mattawan to hunt.
After spending some time there he prepared
to return home, and went out for afinai run,
taking bis dog with him. The deg b ! very
ordinary looking animals cross between .
bulldog and spaniel. The dog started on
with the master, but failed to return In the
evening, and his master was obliged to start
for his home In the morning minus his dog.
He proceeded BY steamer 70 Montreal, thence
BY the steamer Quebec to sorel, and then BY
The steamer 6orel to st. Francois. On the
dfth day aftsr his return he wAs delighted by
The return Of bis dog. II was observed TO
run on the Quebec steamer = Montreal, and
% tho steamer arriving atSorel Il I'm ashore
md went straight 70 Tho 6orel and was car
Red home.
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How to Keep Well and Live Long by Not
Doing Things.
Health MOnthfn.

Health Monthly.
Don't sleep In draught.
Don't 60 to bed with cold feet.
Don't stand over hot-air registers.
Don't eat what you do not need just IL
save 1t.
Don't try to get cool too quickly sfser ex.
ercising.
Don't sleep with insecure false teeth in
-FOUR mouth.
Don't start the days work without good
breakfast.
Don't sleep In room without ventilation
of some kind.
Don't stuff cold lest you be next Obliged
to starve fever.
Don't try to get along without flannel I'M
derclothing In winter.
Don't use your voice for loud speaking or
singing when hoarse.
Don't try to get along with less than eight
or nine hours sleep.
Don't sleep In the same undergarments
worn during the day.
Don't toast your feet by the fire, but try
sunlight friction instead.
Don't try to keep up on coffee and alcohol
when yon ought to 90 TO bed.
Don't drink Ice water by the glass; take it
In sips, swallow at time.
Don't eat snow to quench thirst; it brings
on Inflammation OF the throat.
Don't strain your eyes by reading or
working with an insufficient or Pickering
light.
Don't use the eyes for reading or fine
work In the twilight Of evening or early
morning.
Don't try to lengthen your days by cutting
short your night rest; II Is poor economy.
Don't wear close, heavy fur or rubber
caps or hats Ii your hair ID thin or falls out
easily.
Don't eat anything between meals except
fruit or glass Of hot milk Ii you feel faint.
Don'ttake some others persons medicine
because you are troubled somewhat Is they
are.