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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
CITY CHURCHES.
Services To-day and During tile Week.
SECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Services To-day and During tie Week.
SECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Preaching at 1890 a. m. and 1880 p. M,
by the pastor, Rev. F. E. Sturgis, d. D.
Public cordially invited. All seats free at
night. Sunday school at a. m.
ST. JOHNS EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Sunday-school at a. m. At 1890 a. M,
Sermon in behalf of young men. At 1880
D. NJ, Lecture on Modern Infidelity. All
welcomed.
EPIPHANY oHURoH-BRoAD STREET, NORTH
KNOXVILLE.
Sunday school at 8 a. m. Service at
10:45 a. M, and 4 p. m. Strangers always
welcome.
MABRY ST. CHURCH.
Sunday-school at 2:45 p. m. Preaching
at p. m. by Rev. Jas. Fitch.
SECOND NJ. e. CHURCH.
Preaching at 1890 a. NJ. and at 6:45 p.
m, by the pastor, Rev. ]. W. Mann. Sab
bath-school at 2 p. M, and class meeting
at p. m. ALI are invited.
THIRD PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Divine service by the pastor, Rev. w. A.
Harrison, in the morning at 1920 a. m
Service for the Young Mems Christian Asso-
citation at night at o'clock.
CHURCH STREET M E. CHURCH, SOUTH.
Sabbath-school at g. m. Preaching at
1890 a. m. and p. M, by the pastor,
Rev. j. 81. Keith Seats free. ALI are in
vited.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Divine services at 1890 a. m. and z D. M,
by Rev. J. Fl. Darnell, d. D., of Plainville.
GA. Seats free, and young men specially
invited.
FIRST NJ. z. CHURCH
Sunday school at 9 a. m. G. W. DePue,
superintendent, J. g. Caulkins. assistant
superintendent Divine service at 1890 a. M
and 7:15 p. m. Meeting of the official board
Monday night at 7 o'clock. General prayer.
meeting Wednesday night, o'clock R.
j. Cooke, pastor.
Y. NJ. @. A. MEETINGS.
Sunday morning--at o'clock. Topic:
''Not by might, nor by power, but by my
Spirit. Judges vii, l 8; Zech., XVI. j.
FL. Cowan.
Afternoon-at o'clouk.-Union mass
meeting in the Second Presbyterian Church,
in the interest of the Young Mems Christian
Association work, W. E. Gibbins, presiding
Addresses by Association members.
Afternoon-at Ais o'clock Meeting for
young men only. Topic: 81 would become
a Christian, but l want to have good
time. ."-Ec. XII, 9; xii, IA; End Cor. ", 10,
IL. Leader, Prof. James Dinwiddie. Short
addresses by young men, and good sing
ing.
Evening at 7:3O o'clock.-Mass meeting
in the Third Presbyterian Church, in the
interest of Association work, Mr.. j. A.
Rayl, presiding. Addresses by youns men.
Special sermons will be preached about
young men by several pastors of the city, at
the morning service.
For meetings of the week see special no.
tice in another column.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Fatal Bridge Fall.

MACON, GA, November 10.-The
iron bridge of the Georgia Railroad,
over Oconee River, at Athens, fell
to-day, killing one workmen and Sc
riously wounding six others.
The dead body of Stephen McKo-
witt, farmer of Pullman County,
was found in gully near his plans
tation to day. 1t is supposed ne was
murdered on Monday last by ne
groes. One negro, Calvin Jordan, has
been arrested.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Oysters at Schubert's.
Markets BY TELEGRAPH
New York Stock Market.


New YORK, November IL IL a. m.-The
stock market opened at an advance from
yesterdays closing prices of sa14, Oregon
Navigation leading therein. In the early
dealings the market continued strong, and
prices recorded a further advance of ta1s,
in which New Jersey Central, Rochester
and Pittsburg, Canada Southern, Michigan
Central and Louisville and Nashville were
most conspicuous. About IL o'clock re-
action carried prices off ta1, while Rich
mond ard Danville dropped to 65k from eS,
and rallied to 661, and Danville has fallen
off to 81 from 6e at opening.
Exchange, 1905; governments, strong;
generally lower; fves, 1919; fours and-a-
half, 1929; fours, 11944; money, Gas; State
bonds, without feature; sub-treasury bal
ances, coin, $99, ,933, 900; currency, 81, $40, =
900; stocks, somewhat irregular.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Failures of the Week

New YORK, November 10.-The
business failures reported to r. G.
Dun & Co. during the last seven
days number 141, of which 1872 oc-
Cured in the country and 9 in New
York city.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
HilIs Chapel Baptist Church.

The Baptists of Hills Chapel met the be-
loved pastor, Elder B. N. Brooks, on
Thursday night, End inst. He is from
Thorn Grove, in the upper part of Knox
County. He is young man of twenty-one
summers, and, to his age, has no superior
in the Gospel ministry. He is well re-
ceived, and his sermons are appreciated by
all who hear him We are witnessing the
most interesting revival ever held at this
chapel Four have been converted, and
there are fifteen penitents, and the people
are generally moved We ask the prayers
of all Gods people in our behalf
s. REDEEM.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Railroad News,

-, RALEIGH, N. c., November IL
Ihe stockholders of the Atlantic and
North Carolina Railroad Company
met yesterday in Goldsboro, and de.
elared that the entire lease of their
road was to the Midland North Caro-.
INA Railroad, represented by W. J.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
A Negro Family Burned

4 fanl fhrERSBuRG, Va, November IL
Connt NV nights ago, in Lunenburg
49, n'f, "a, log cabin, occupied by a
80 no ianlly OF several persons, was
~ '1eo, 1 ana all the inmates burned
10, 10 death, 1t is supposed the fire
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Futures.

NEW YORK, November 11.-Cotton. net
receipts, 80 bales; gross, 2,973 bales
Futures closed firm; sales, 70, 900 bales;
November, 10.22a10.23; December, 10. ia
1918; January, 1O24a1O25; February,
10 35a1O.36; March, 1O.46a1O.47; April,
10 05Sa10 SO; May, 1O.69alO. 70; June, 1O.60a
1881; July, 1O.9la10.92 August 11.00.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Beat to Death.

LYNoHBURe, Va, November 10.-In
a quarrel on Tuesday, at Elk Creek
polling precinct, Grayson County,
one Gambill was attacked by several
men aud fatally beaten Others
were hurt, but not seriously.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
New York Cotton Market.

NEW YORK, November 11.-Cotton easy;
sales, 1,102 bales; uplands, 10s; Orleans,
10 9-16; consolidated net receipts, 38, 737
bales; exports to Great Britain, 1872
bales; to continent, ,OO6 bales.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

Horseford's A cid Phosphate in Inebriety.
DR. c. S. ELLIS, Wabash, Ind, says:
81 prescribed it for man who had used IN
toxicants to excess for fifteen years, but dur
ing the last two years has entirely abstained.
He thinks the Acid Phosphate is of much
benefit to him"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Blaine not a Candidate

G, BOSTON, Mass, November l1-Ex-
f";on5 f5eere5ary Blaine said to a personal
lrlend yesterday: Il wish It dis
,incSiy understood that 1 am not a
'anuldate for the Presidency, or any
'her political office, and nothing
e'h induce me to become such"
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

Are you aware that simple cough often
Eliminates In consumption Why not be
lSe III Tune, and use ALIENS LUNG Bar.
"' which will stop the disease and pre-
vent the fatal consequences.
FOR sale by all Medicine Dealers
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

Chattanooga Times: Work is progress
ing rapidly at d. Giles & Co. s foundry on
the pipe for the Knoxville water works.
They have already furnished nearly 500
tons of pipe, nearly half the order.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

Our worthy and valued young friend,
Milo McBee, jr., who, with his excellent
wife, is sojourning in Wythe County, Va,
has our hearty congratulations. 1t is fine
girl, weighing 10 pounds, and all are doing
splendidly.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

egNo family Dyes were ever so popular
as the Diamond Dyes. They never fail.
The Black is far superior to logwood The
other colors are brilliant.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
HIxIxEISA
rangement of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.

rangement of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys.
SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER.
Bad Breath; Pain in the Side, sometimes the
pain is felt under the Shoulder-bade, mistaken for
Rheumatism general loss of appetite; Bowels
generally coStve, sometimes alternating with lax.
the head is troubled with pain, IS dull and heavy,
with considerable loss of memory, accompanied
with painful sensation Of leaving undone something
which ought to have been done slight, dry cough
and flushed face is sometimes an attendant, often
mistaken for consumption the patient complains
Of WEAKNESS and debility: nervous easily startled;
feet cold or burning, sometimes prickly sensation
OF the skin exists; spirits are low and respondent,
and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene
fetal, yet can hardly summon up fortitude to
try it-in fact. distrusts every remedy. Several
of the above symptoms attend the disease but cases
have occurred when but few of them existed, yet
examination after death has shown the Liver to
have been extensively seranged.
1t should be used by all persons. old and
young, whenever any Of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living I'm Un-
healthy Localities. by taking dose occasion
ally to keep the Liver in healthy action, will avoid
all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness Nau-
sea, Drowsiness, Depression Of Spirits, etc. 1t
will invigorate like glass Of wine, but is no in
toxicating beverage.
If You have eaten anything hard of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals, or Sleep
less at night, take dose and you will be relieved
Time and Doctors Bills will be saved
by always keeping the Regulator
in the Housed
For, whatever the aiIment may be- a thoroughly
safe purgative, Alternative and tonic can
never be out of place The remedy is harmless
and does not interfere with business
pleasure.
1T Is PURELY VEGETABLE.
And has all the power and efficacy of Calomel or
Qunine, without any Of the injurious after effects
A Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use in my
family for some time and l am satisfied it is
valuable addition to the medical science.
]. GILL SHORTER, Governor of Ala.
Hon. Alexander lei. Stephens, of Ga,
says: Have derived some benefit from the use of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give il a
further trial.
"The only Thing that never fails to
Relieve."-I have used many remedies for Dys-
pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything to benefit to the extent
nesota to Georgia for it, and would send further for
such medicine, and would advise all who are SIM
ilariy affected to give it trial the only
thing that never fails to relieve
P. M. JANNEY, Minneapolis, MINI.
DIR. I. w. Mason says: From actual ex-
oerience in the of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice have been and am satisfied to use
and prescribe it as purgative medicine.
Bsg@ Take only the Genuine, which always
has on the Wrapper the red Trade Mark
and Signature of j. III. ZEILIN g. CO.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Yellow Fever.

PENSACOLA, Fla, November 10
Nine new cases of yellow fever and
two deaths were reported yesterday.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Why Welcome.

What makes Floreston Cologne welcome
one every lady's toilet table is its lasting
fragrance and rich, fowry odor.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

RECOMMENDED BY PHYSICIANS of the highest
sminence both sides OF the Atlantic Tonic
and Restorative OF General Debility Nervous De-
preston Enfeebed Constitution and Female Weakness
NURSING MOTHERS, poverty Of milk.
wiz find it specific for their troubles 1t stimulates the
digestion shsrpens the appetite invgorates and builds the
entire system, and excites generous flow OF milk.
WEAK AND SiCkLY CHILDREN, who suffer from
asstuie and the result OF disease study
strain will derive substantial benefit from its
the its normal condition and brings
back the bloom OF youth.
INVALiOS AND coNVAlEScENTS will and 1t I'd.
adapted for sustaining life and restoring strength
When Is weak and refuses other nourishment
the Extract will excellent substitute for food s
neither pals upon the appetite ohends the taste.
DELICATE FEMALES, suffer the weaknesses Of
their will derive lasting relief from its 1t improves
the digestion purhes the blood stimulates the appetite and
revves the spirits.
WEAK AND DELICATE PERSONS GENERALLY,
who require artificial resoraveand especially those
who inclined Consumption-wiH nd this preparation
exactly suited their needs 1t specific the Coughs
and Nervous Affections usually incident OF the
system.
ASAFLESH REST0RER it possesses the highest value
The whole tendency OF its action is stimulate the digestion
fatprodncing foods effect is invariably give
nes and roundnss the female FORM and robustness to the
masculine frame.
THE LIEBiG MALT EXTRACT /, pure concentrated
Fluid OF Malt agreeable the and free from
alcohol. readily and contains
preparation label nne engraved likeness Of
BARON LIEs0, and OF his Signature. a.
well that OF A. vOGELEB CO. BALTINoRs Nd, sok
Agents for America
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
FLORIDA.
NORTH CAROLINA.

RALEIGH, N c., November IL
The election of Poole (Republican),
in the 1st district, is conceded by
the Democrats. The election in the
7th district is still in doubt. The
election of Bennett Democrat) as
Congressman at large, is confidently
claimed by the Democrats, who estl-
mate his majority at 1000 or more.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
Good Advice

You will prevent and cure the greater part
of the ills that affiict mankind in this or
any section if you keep your stomach, liver
and kidneys in perfect working order.
There is no medicine known that does this
as surely as Parker's Ginger Tonic. 1t will
keep your blood rich and pure, and give you
good health at little cost. See other column.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
MONTANA.

HELENA MONTANA, November 10
Martin Maginnis, Democrat, has
been elected to Congress for sixth
term by decisive majority.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
NEVADA.

EUREKA. NEv.. November IA
full count of the vote of the State
shows the election of Cassidy Demo
craft for Congress, and Adams
Democrat) for Governor. The
Legislature is tie on Joint ballot.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

Ala Glass ''''''-.-'....-'...---.--'. ol5
Ala. Glass A small .,....,.........-.......... 80
Ala. Glass b SIS l0l
Ala. Glass AS OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. "a
Chicago d Northwestern .............."..1411
Chicago & Northwestern, preferred. 80. 1909
Erle..-.............. oo2
East Tenn, Va. & Ga. r. R............. 10s
Illinois Central 148
Louisville & Nashville ........... ......... 491
Memphis & Charleston...... ............... 487
Nashville & Chattanooga ..-..-.......... 5244
New York Central. l...........................131
flttSDurgn.. LOOT
Richmond & Allegheny ny..................... 17t
Richmond & Danville e...................... 50
MOCK IslanO
South Carolina Brown Consuls 103
West Point, terminal. l.................. ... 28s
Wabash, St Louis d Pacific .............. 334
Wabash, ST. Louis & Pacific, preferred. 5St
Western Union ..... ......................... 8Oi
o. S. per cents. s............,................ 32s
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
MINNESOTA.

ST. PAUL, MINI, Nov. lit is
reported that Brennan, Ames and
Barnum, Democratic candidates in
the first, fourth and fifth districts,
will contest the election, on the
ground of alleged frauds.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
The following were registered at the
different hotels yesterday:

The following were registered at the
different hotels yesterday:
HATTIE HOUSE.
Fl. P. Stone, J. r. Adkins, Careyville; S.
n. Davis, Ebenezer; VIM. L. Lewis Powell's
York; f. l. Stone, Ed ward Dowd, III. S.
Chamberlain, R. H. Whitlock, M. B. Par
ham, Chattanooga; NJ X. Benson, Sweet
water Harry Hollister, general agent Claire
Scott Company; J. FL. Carlisle, Philadelphia;
j. B. Brock, K. & o. r. R.; VIM. E. Kline
felter, G. Kothe, Baltimore; j. M. Meek,
New Market; NJ. o. French, johnson City;
Frank Scales, Clinton; W. FL. jackson,
Birmingham, Ala; T. W. Simkins, j. w.
Warford, Philadelphia.
soHUBERT's HOTEL.
G.. H. Milligan, j. E. Newman, French
Broad Thomas Watts, Coal Greek; d. L.
Hall, Clinton; M. T. Cross, Tenn; L, l..
Galloway, l. c. Grant, Concord; Fl. F.
Reese, Baltimore; J. r. Ross, Railroad; j.
w. Moulden, Strawberry Plains; VIM. Bar
ber, Asbury; Gen. W. b Lewis, Arthur E.
Mann, Boston; Jos I'll. Calisher, Philadel-
phia; W. H. Millner, K. & o. Railroad
ATKIN HOUSE.
Ormsby De B. Gray, Louisville; G. w.
Meek, Cincinnati, Ohio; Chas. A. Moore,
Asheville, N. c.; A. j. Harris, Selma, Ala. /;
Jas. DOVE, Mobile; NJ. L. Julian, Chatata;
w. P. Gillenwaters and wife, Rogersville;
J. A. Ruble, Concord; W. Ell. Millner, Red
Clay, Ga; w. J. Paryea Ooltewah; II. G.
Neal, Bristol; E. F. Wheeler, Jacksboro;
J. Mynatt, Blain's X Roads, S. J. Neal, X.
& o. r. R.; J. B Lynch, r. A. Coffman,
81. L.. White; Tenn.
LAMAR HOUSE,
D. Kreis, Kreis'; James Young, Oakdale;
r. A. Yoke, Albert Gregin, Indianapolis,
nd XNiIIrnc. RrEr
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
GEO. W. ALBERS,
DRUGGIST & PHARMACIST,
EAST SIDE MARKET SQUARE.
Makes a Speciality Of Elegant
Pharmaceuticals
AND
Physicians
Prescriptions.
THE ELECTIONS.
VIRGINIA.

f1hU1NAAs
RICHMOND. November 10.-The
election of John Wise, coalition can
didate for Congressman>a >at-large,
is now forgone conclusion, and 1t
only requires the official figures to
fix his actual majority. A tabulated
statement is published by the State,
Democratic, this evening, and gives
gains and losses SO counties and
cities, official and unofficial, which
show net Democratic gain over
Governor Cameron's majority of last
wear of 5,449. A proportionate gain
in the fifteen counties not reported
will leave Massey, Democrat, about
1000 behind, which will be Wise
majority.
The Dispatch, Democratic paper,
foures more reasonable, and reduces
Wise's majority to 1000. The Wing,
Coalition, keeps it figures up to
5000 or 5000. The majority for
Wise in the first district is still
doubtful, and both sides claim it. II
the Democrats secure the first dis
trict, the Congressional delegation
will stand five Democrats and five
Coalitionists; otherwise the Coali-
tionists will have six and the Demo-
Gratis four. There is much talk about
contests on the part of the Demo~
Gratis.
RICHMOND, Va, November, IL
Corrected returns from the coun>
ties of the first district, all official,
except one, show that Garrison,
Democrat, is elected over Mayo, ,coali:
tionist, by 35 majority. 1t is report
ed here that the official figures from
the seventh district will SO change
the result there that OFerrals, s,
Democrat, election, over Paul, Goa
ltionist, is assured.
FLORIDA.
New York, November, 10.-A
Jacksonville, Fla, special, says: Most
of the Democrats concede Bisbee's,
Republican, election by small MAJ
iority A few claim that the returns
from Dade and Brevard Counties
will elect Finley. Both sides are
anxious. If Bisbee is elected the
Democrats will contest, on the ground
of illegal Republican colonization
and voting reported from three coun
ties. The second district of Florida
will probably have another contested
election.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
For Dyspepsia,
Cnstiye eSs.

G o S t We n e S 8,
Sick Headache,
C hronic Diar-
rhoea, Jaundice,
Impurity of the
Blood, Fever and
Ague, Malaria.
and all Diseases
caused hy De-
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12
sOHUBERT's HOTEL.

d. Kreis, Kreis'; James Young, Oakdale;
r. A. Yoke Albert Gregin, Indianapolis,
Ind; j. w. Wilkes, Bohver.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

!. HARTER's IRON Tonic in my pract
:, have never found anything to give
5 of Nervous Prostration, Female Dis
this peerless remedy, has in my hands
Ir most eminent physicians, have yield
reference to any iron preparation mad
J necessity in my practice. ID
LOITIS. Mo-. Nov 26fh. 1881
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

Sunday school at 9 a. m. G. W. DePue,
superintendent, ]. G. Caulkins, assistant
superintendent Divine service at 1890 a. m.
and 7:15 p. m. Meeting of the official board
Monday night at o'clock. General prayer
meeting Wednesday night, o'clock r.
]. Cooke, pastor.
Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-11-12

ne results that DIR. EARTER's
.ases, Dyspepsia, and al i'm
. made some wonderful cures.
I'd to this great and incompar-
:. In fact, such a compound
!. ROBERT SAMUFLS,
3l04 Wash Avenue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-28
The Missing Link.

TIE other day, when the organ grinder and
the monkey were in town, the antics of the
monkey created great amusement forsome of
The coIored citizens. Aunt Harriet Harp, an
old coloYed woman, in passing the crowd on
the street, was very indignant at the burst of
laughter caused by the monkey running UP /,
column ON the yeranda of the hotel, III order
,o .,et secure place before depositinS nickel
in his pocket "What yerall laughing at, I'd
like to know" the old lady exclaimed; 81
,,on,t see nothln' tall to laugh at Here desc
,vhi,c folks got one of our race chained up here
for shaw. The poor little fellow orter be ut
nnne With his NANNY. Pore thing ain'tei,en
.'ot time TO pull up his gallises' Don't see
,,n,,,;ns to laf at" and Aunt Harriet went
.,rnn,llinr on her way sympathizii's warmly
MN, her little kiusmal.-Baf''ese'ae { ca
Gdzttfe, -eu.ss tf2tf
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-28
A Wedding interrupted.

BY the way, Ballard Smith tells story OF
n North Carolina wedding. 1t runs this way:
1t was in the Carolina backwoods. a coun-
try couple and Il country parson. Though
Il Baptist, the minister wore an old sur
plice. When he had finished the ceremony
he said:
cam them 'uns who God hath joined"
"Stop thar, parson," said the groom; "don't
say them 'uns-say these 'uns,"
"John," said the parson, 81 tech you at
school, and say them 'uns."
"These 'urs "shouted the groom, drawing
his pistol.
The parson, seeing the movement, fired
through his surplice, and the groom dropped
dead-winging the parson as he went down.
There was a lively filsilade of perhaps thirty
shots. When the smoke cleared away half
dozen men were on the floor. The bride,
peeping over the pulpit, to which she had
fled for refuge, gazed mournfully on the
scene and said:
"rhem self-cockin' pistols Is payin' hell
with my prospects,"
OF course the story is an impossible one,
and yet, said Mr.. Smith: "That is the staple
story of the South that is circulated and
believed throughout the North. While such
thing could hardly have happened in North
Carolina any more than in New York, the
average Northern man smiles incredulously
when you tell him that this performance is
improbable at Carolina wedding."-Henry
Grady iR atlanta Constitution.