Smyrna times., 1882-05-17
WHOLE NO. l,4O2.
All Sorts From All Sources,

Profanity i the masculine of tear.
4 Chicago girl can >.nile :, uad -iv
button smile
Mr. Emerson amas~eda fortune Of some.
thing like 100000.
We presume the w,thetes would call
Lamb lleshly poet
"Ill shake You tOg rh,. ouinne said
The ague 10 the victn..
Inc revision 0! the Ncy. Tr.,uuu.,,-
promised in few months
secretary Folger is ousting the sherman
men IN the Treasury Department
President Arthur will occupy the Hoe,
e''lagr at Long Branch during The sum.
mer
new absurdi;y i, collecting ,eapo,s. Of
all sizes, shapes. designs. materials arJ
countries.
The power of the press is tcl, even by
the lower animals Every horse sb,.s -,
} newspaper
It Is said that Jumbo Ia, no; lain down
Tor five weeks. lie seems 10 be on a Kind
Of Il ,!mnbo-rae.
In Chlna artist, work for fame. not tor
money, same as newspaper men used to
do in This country.
Fifty English brewers who have landed
IN Philadelphia propose 70 Manufacture
f ths genuine English ale.
Mr.. Arthur keeps on filling ihe Office
with Stalwars and YET he will have cheek
enough to issue Thanksgiving proclama-
: ton in the fall
, Nennor predicts that the steamboat cx-
pIosion season this year will not opcn un
til the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. season is well ad
, vanced. In other words, the early parl
a of the summer will he cool
Oscar Wilde says that he learned while
he was West why Nature is clothed in
: green No doubt Nature is green for the
i same reason that Oscar is sillv-it's
e Nature nature 10 he green.
1t was man from the great State Of
II Ohio who unpinned the tidy from ii chair
d in Washington parlor and wiped his
/ nose on il. He is the only man who ever
It succeeded in expressing his great disgust
for the blamed things.
l. Jumbo had a distinguished success in
e Washington. At the Presidents reception
It the other evening Mr.. George Bancroft
e was heard to earnestly congratulate Mr..
Arthur on having seen the great elephant,
and the President responded with anlma-
e ton " And did you see him too?'
10 A public-spirited correspondent Of the
IT Wilmington, Dell Nens writes that when
he has the hiccOughs he stands erect,
stretches his right arm as high as possible
1t above his head, and with upturned eyes
u looks at his hand minute or so. Before
'r he is weary the hiccough is gone. The
Is recipe may be good one in some cases.
but the trouble is the hiccoughs are apt to
a. start after late session Of the lodge,
;, when the patient couldn't stand erect to
in save his neck. .-PhH0delph phia Ecening Nelrs
ID ''' -
De Republican simplicity was never more
graphically illustrated than in pleasant
Old-fashion house near Iowa City the other
day. \ representative of The Republican
~ of Cedar Rapids visited the house in search
- of its owner. ex-Secretary of the Interior
" KirkwOOd. a tall eldery lady with a
benevolent and motherly face quit her
ironing board and placing her tlatirOn
n. upon the stove came forward to greet the
tn reporter: il was Mrs Kirkwood
rs The Democrats are evidently impressed
lS with the possibility OF carrying the next
IN House Of Representatives. 4 dispatch
'u from Washington to the Louisville Courier
III journal says: THE Democrats are quietly
H. making arrangements for vigorous con-
ls test for the next House of Representatives.
KS Their managers and leaders seem to be
looking more closely to campaign funds
than heretofore.
De Mr.. Emerson is said TO have left an
estate valued at about $20O,OOO Much OF
this was accumulated and preserved
through the thrift of his admirable wife
More than one visitor to Concord re-
members a vision of the gentle lady busy
among the clothes-lines Ofthe philosopher:
back yard on Monday morning.
~; Nursing mothers gain strength by using
ad Browns Iron Bitters. 1t acts like charm
in restoring to health and strength over
strained nature.
General Grant and family will, for the
summer, occupy cottage on the farm ot
his son, U. S. Grant, jr., formerly known
0u as the Libby place, Salem Centre, in the
town of North Salem, Westchester county
The farm comprises about 200 acres Of
land, upon which great improvements are
:. being made.
he When a lady cannot Sft down for a few
M minutes without her nose becoming red