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AKINNY N EN-.

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Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
POLICE POINTS.


-Four arrests only we're made yester-
day. That speech lad good effect
President He3den is an apt scholar
and appeared perfectly at ease to-day
the second Of his term.
Alice Boyd and Tast Commons will
chop wood on the island for the next
twelve days. They were pummelipg
each otter when the officer found
them.
The little theft, Ben Baker, who
robbed his aunt of valuable watch
he sold for five dollars, was discharged
this morning at the request of hi
aunt the boy being too small for the
penitentiary.
A careless driver, before the court
tor breaking an ornamental lamp pos
in front of Leubrie's Theater, was in,
structed to have the damage repaired
or he would be fined.
"Hark, bark, harkl the drummer,
are coming to town" is just now tht
burden of the song of the license in
spector, and the refrain strikes terro,
to their hearts. A skipper was goret
on the horns Of the law yesterday, anC
made to get out the proper papers.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
River TeIegrams.

LOUISVILLE, January 19.-The rivel
is falling, with % feet in the cana
and 20 feet 10 inches in the chute OF
the falls. Weather clear and cold
Arrivals and departures: Cons Mil
lar, from Cincinnati; Vint Shinkle
Memphis to Cincinnati; Guiding Star
New Orleans to Cincinnati, last night
Iron Duke and tow, from Cairo.
CAIRO, January 19.-Weathel
clear and cold. Arrived: City OIL
Vicksburg, Vicksburg, Z am. De.
parted: City Of Vicks6urg, st. Louis
II am; Belle Memphis, Vicksburg,
IL am.
CINCINNATI, January 19.-River
A feet 4 inches and falling. Weather
cloudy and thawing. Arrived: Wy
oming st. Louis; Sam Roberts and
bargeS, New Orleans.
WHEELING. January 19.-Rivcr
falling, with l6 feet on the gauge.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
THE TOLLS TIGHTENING
Around the Fiendish CafIetts.
burg Murderers.

CATLETTsBURG, January 19.-Ja.
cob Burk was the first witness called
this mornisg. Saw. Neal shortly after
the murder, who's first told him the
murder was committed with an ak
and crowbar.
Mrs. Summons and Mr.. Car
roll wero examined. Saw three men
the morning after the murder and
recognized them as Neal, Craft and
Ellis. They were standing very close
together a short distance from the
cemetery, which is about half mile
from the Gibbons house. Mr.. and
Mrs. Compton were examined. Neal
called at their house few
nights after the murder; was scared
and would lock at the door at frequent
intervals. Neal was offered an over.
coat when he spoke Of going home
but refused it, stating it would be a
bad thing to run with.
Every witness examined yet clinChe,
the truth of Ellis's confession. The
prosecution will finish the examina.
ton of the witnesses to-day. One
witness testified that Robbie Gibbons
has short hair, as was found on the
point of the ak.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
The ChesHpPake 81 Ohio and
Others Secure a steam
ship Line.

New YORK, January 19.-The
Chesapeake & Ohio, Norfolk & West
ern and the Seaboard & Roanoke
Railroad Companies have obtained
control Of the Old Dominion Steam
ship Line. 1t is understood that the
Pacific Mail will not be in the Cali.
fornia pool, but after the post Las
been formed the Pacific roads will be
ready to consult with the Pacific Mail
in regard to the subsidy A promi-
nent foreign house says that the stu
alton at Paris is exaggerated, and the
furry has been mainly ia what we
would call wild cat" securities. A
hes Wy liquidation has taken place.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
BORDER ITEMS.
Lieutenant Mcdonald Arrested and
Taken to the City Of Chihua.
hua.
A Matter That May Make Serious
Trouble.

DENVER, COL, January 10. "A
Tribune's Santa FO special says: Last
week Lieutenant Mcdonald who has
been scouting along the southern bor-
der with twenty scouts, for the trail Of
Mana and his Apaches, crossed the
border into Chihuahua and was arrest
ed by the Mexican authorities and
taken to Chihauha City for trial for
invasion. The facts have been re-
ported to the War Department.
Governor Sheldon received infor-
nation this morning that thirty
head ofhorses and oxen from freight
team were stolen between Shakespeare
and Dittendorfs Walls, in Southern
New Mexico. 1t is not known wheth-
er the thieves were rustlers or
Apaches. A company of militia is af-
ter the thieses.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
BY CABLE.

LONDON, January 19.-Vienna dis
patches report the insurrection grad.
uslly spreading in Southern Horze.
govenia. The movement is attributed
to foreign aggitators.
Hanlan says he has to encounter a
good man, but willsdo his utmost to
win.
A dispatch from Alexandria says
that the material support Of England
and France is necessary to the support
of the Khedive's authority. The
Minister of War has visited the mill
tary station at Affasies to ascertain its
capacity to receive new regiments OF
Egyptians that are to be created.
A Paris dispatch to the Standard
says: Just before the Bourse closed
the Union Generate shares Of stock
we're largely bearish, fell 225 francs
and produced a panic.
A Paris dispatch to the Times says:
Although Bourse payments were
effected, it must not be supposed all is
right again. 1t is evident that many
engagements were tided over which
may yet prove ruirous.
There were two failures on Lyons
Bourse yesterday. Aggregate liabil-
tiles 9l6O0OO.
BELFAST, January 19.-Commis-
Sioners 0'Hagan. Little and Vernon
we're sitting as an Court of Appeals
yesterday. They delivered judgment
in the first appeal from the decisions
Of the Assistant Commissioners under
the Land Act, who reduced tenants
improved fixed rent lease from 436
los to ego. The question decided was
whether the rent should be varied.
The court affirmed the decision of the
Assistant Commissioners. Commits
sioner Vernon dissented. Great i'm
portance is attached to the judgment,
as it settles the point in the Land Act
known as "Henly clause" The case
will be carried to the Court of Ap-
peals.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Attachment Notice.

Before Thomas Moifet, ]. P. for sheIbv coup.
y, Tenn.-H Bauman VS.. John Chappell
thls cause an attachment having peer
sued out under seotisn 3455 of the code o.
Tennessee, and returned levied upop tht
property Of the defendant, and afidayi
11aying been made that defendant is in
sixteen dollars, due by account, and tbSt
the claim is just, and that the defendant is 4
non-resldent of the State of Tennessee,
It is therefore ordered that said defend.
antpake his personal appearance before me
pm st my Office, N. Z cor. Main and Pop IsI
streets, Memphis, Tenn. and defend said
attachment suit within the time prescribed
by law, or the same will be pro-
ceeded with ox-parte; and that a copy of this
order be published once week for four
weeks In the Public Ledger.
This the 18th day Of January. 1852.
III l27 3 l39 TH0M S M0FFEf Up
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
AttachInenI NOTIoe.


Before D @ Slaughter. J. P,for Shelby county,
Ienn:-Solomon Rose vg.S . acob Murlock.
n this cause an attachment having been
i sued out under section 1856 Of the code OF
Tennessee, and returned levied by garnish-
ment upon the property of the defendant,
and affidavit having been made that tho de-
fendant Is indebted to the plaintiff in the
sum Of Si9, due BY account, and that the
claim is just, and that the defendant is a
nonresident Of the State of Tennessee, SO
that the ordinary process of law cannot be
served upon him; II is therefore ordered that
said defendant make his personal appear
anoe before me on the 9th day of Febru ry,
Memphis, Tennessee, and defend said
attachment suit within the time prescribed
BY law, or the. same will be proceeded with
eK-parte; and that q copy OF this order be
Public Ledger.
This the 18th day Of Jar uarv. 1882.
III III l3S lS9 ID SLAUGHTER, j. P,
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
SfEEDY JUSTICE.
Three MGrderers Hung by a
COMMITTEE OF Safety.

SAN FRANCISCO, January ia
Seattle, w. T., dispatch says: James
Sullivan and VIM. Howard were ar.
rested here to-day on a charge of the
murder Of Geo. R. Reynolds, young
man whom they waylaid and shot last
night. The prisoners we're taken be.
fore a Magistrate for preliminary ex-
animation to-day. The evidence Of
their guilt was most conclusive, the
feeling was intense, and at the close Of
the examination a committee Of safety
forced its way into the courtroom,
aud overpowering the officers took
the prisoners. Sullivan and Howard
were taken a short distance and
hanged and their bodies we're left
suspended, and the crowd, numbering
four hundred, then proceeded to the
Jail, and overcoming the guards and
breaking down the cell, took out Ben
jamin Paine, who was confined for the
murder of Police Officer Sears He
was taken to the place where the
bodies of Sullivan and Howard were
suspended, and hung. The bodies
were left hanging for somo time and
then given over to the Coroner. The
committee Of safety continue their or
ganization, and have issued notice that
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19

WILL H. Herman, formerly Of the
Okalona States, has been missed from
journalism for some months, but he
has turned up as editor Ofthe Sanborn
Cycle, a weekly patent outside paper
published at Sanborn, O'Brien coun-
ty, Iowa. 1t is an independent paper
which has taken the contract to ex-
pose the humbugs and hypocrisies Of
chuch and State. 1t is red hot of
course, and will make Iowa as warm
as Mississippi. Herman has a fine
field Of wickedness to plough up.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19

The residents of Union street are
moving in the matter Of having that
street paved, and all persons inter-
ested are requested to meet at the
Office Of M. L. Meacham & Co. at 3
o'clock tomorrow afternoon to take
steps toward having the work COM
menced as soon as possible. Union is
both business and residence street,
and is one Of those that should be
paved at an early day.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19

Tue battle of Mill Springs, Ken
tucky, was fought Sunday morning,
the 18th Of January, 1862, just twenty
years ago to-day. The weather was,
quite similar to that of to-day. The
Cumberland river was booming, and
but for tho friendly cover of night aud
a little steamboat which happened to
reach the place the night before with
supplies from Nashville, Zollicoffer's
little army would have certainly been
captured the next day. AS it was the
Conieierates left fine battery Of artil-
lcry and a large quantity ofstores on the
north side Of the river, while the regi-
ments that we're camped on the south
side of the river lett many of their
tents standing and a heavy stock of
commissary and other stores that had
been YEARLY dragged one hundred and
thirty miles across the mountains from
Knoxville. The retreating army made
good time through the mud being
badly demoralized by the death Of
General Zollicoffer. 1t was some days
before anything like discipline and
order were fully restored. That was
dark period which makes the sur.
vivors shudder at the thoughtit. They
were badly equipped, and some of the
Tennessee regimen Is were armed with
variety Of weapons. including squir-
rel rifles, Mississippi rifles, shotguns,
and the poorest kind Of muskets. The
battle was but tho beginning of long
series If disasters to the Southern
Confederacy. The retreat through
Monticello and on down toward
Gainsboro and Livingston was Bull
Run affair on a small scale. Some
members of the command broke Tor
Knoxville, and never stopped till they
got there, making the fastest time
through that region on record. The
movement from the start was an
i'll starred ono and badly managed.
Zollicoffer was as brave and noble a
man as ever wore the gray, but he had
no military experience. Major-General
Crittenden, who outranked him, was
at Knoxville until few weeks before
the battle, and came on the ground too
late to change the unfortunately
chosen position in a bend Of the river,
or to become familiar with it. There
fore it was no wonder that the raw
Confederates were pushed back across
the Cumberland, and glad to get away
from the front of a superior ard skill
fully handled force. There was lu-
dicrous side to the history Of this
campaign which, if properly written
up, would make as graphic and read.
able chapter as any to be found in
the annsls Of the Confederacy. Per-
haps it will be written yet. There are
two diaries in this city which were
kept by participants in that affair from
which ample data could be drawn.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Raon-RNsItlant Notieo.

10. I27S-In the Chancery Court Of gbolb,
county, TeRn.-William Ferguson ct al vs.
George G Dent ct al.
I, appearing from affidavit in this eau
4 that the defendants, Thomas buchanan,
\ Buchanan, William Barbour, Susan Il
Hooper formerly Susan A Dent and her hus.
state OF Tennessee; 1t is therefore ordered thai
they mako their appearance herein, at the
courthouse Of Shelby county, In Memphis,
Tenn on or before the irstMonday in March,
1852, and plead, answer or demur to complain.
ant bill, or the same will be taken for con-
tossed as to then. and set for hearing ex-
parte; and that copy Of this order be pub
!isbed once week for four successive weeks
in the Public Ledger.
This 18th day Of January. 1882.
A oopy-Attest:
R. J. BLACK. Clerk and Master.
I D EdsingtOn. sol'r for compl't.
121 1877 133 100
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
NEW YORK MARKETS.
Memphis e. Charleston Follows
N Decline in Stocks.

New YORK, January 10, II am
The stock market opened irregular,
at ! and per cent lower than yester-
days closing prices, the latter for the
Michigan Central and Missouri Pa
cifc. The Richmond & Danville
opened q per cent higher, at 200. In
the early dealings there was an ad-
vance of aud l per cent, the latter
being on Memphis & Charleston, fol-
lowed by decline OF ! and / per cent,
the Northern Pacific leading, while the
Richmond & Allegheny sold down
from q to 81 per cent. AT II o'clock
there was a slight recovery.
Wheat fairly active and strong, at
1sac higher.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
A Heavy Sn&w Amid Olive aud
Orange Groves.
Special to Little Rock Garotto.l

SpeclaI 10 little ROCK UaEette.I
DALLAS, TEX, January l7.-Pas-
sengers and railroad men on the
through train from San Francisco,
ten hours late tonight, attribute the
delay to tie heavy snow storm in
Southern California and Arizona, on
the line Of the Southern Pacific. The
snow is from sixteen 10 eighteen
inches doep in many places among the
olive aud orange groves, something
heretofore unknown in that region.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
The walking Match at Nashville

NASHVILLE, January 1S--At 10 p.
M, in the 100 hour walk, Glinen had
walked 100 miles, O'Leary 81, Dobler
l19, and Carson 95 miles. O'Leary
left the track to day for four hours,
having taken cold, which settled on
his stomach.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
TEXAS RAILROADS.
First Train Through From San
Francisco to Houston.

ST. Louis, January ia Fort
Worth dispatch says the contract has
been signed for the extention of the
Houston & Texas Central to connec-
ton with the St. Louis & San Fran
cisco road. This will give the Hous.
ton g. Texas Central road an outlet
to St. Louis and Chicago, independ.
ent of Gould 'sroads. The first through
train from San Francisco to Houston
arrived here to-day by way of the
International & Great Northern road.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Liverpool Market.

LIVERPOOL, January 19.-Pork-
Prime mess, eastern, dull, 81s; west
tern, dull, 74s. Beef-India mess,
steady, GAS; extra India mess, steady,
Ills; prime mess, steady, S9s. Lard
Prime western, steady, 55s Cd.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19

TIE famous Gait House Of Louis
vile, the finest hotel perhaps in the
South, has been sold to company of
Louisville men organized with a stock
capital of 100000.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Incorporation of Big Railroad
schemes.

SPRINGFIELD, ILL, January 49,
Among the articles of incorporation
fled with the Secretary of State yes
terday, was the Shawneetown & Pa
ducah Railroad Company. The capital
is 81 100000. The articles Of consoli-
dation of the Rockville, New Albany
& st. Louis and the Evansville, Rock
port & Eastern Railway Companies
were also filed. The new company is
to be known as the Louisville, New
Albany & St. Louis Railway Com
pany, and their capital is $6,OOO,OOO.
Among the incorporators of the two
roads-the new and the consolidated
railways-is Bluiord Wilson, ex-
Solicitor Of the Treasury.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Chicago to Esaue s333.OOO IN
Twenty Year Bonds.

CHICAGO, January l9.-The city is
about to issue $685. 1000 in twenty year
bonds. Rates of interest arc to be
four or five per cent,
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
A Mild sinnesOta Sentence

ALBERT LEA, Mimi, January 49,
Theodore Tyner, q noted torger, was
sentenced to the State prison for four
years. Much surprise is manifested
at the mildnesS Of the sentence. The
prisoner had already served one term
in the penitentiary, had com
mitted forgeries to the amount Of
thousands of dollars and the grand
jury found ten indictments against
him.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Masonic NOTICE

MEMPHIS Royal Arch Chapter No. o
u1 s5, +. and A. NJ, will meet in w
sisted conyoca ion this (THUBS JAYJ/N
evening at ~ o'clock for disp tch ofbusiness.
flsltlng companions frateinally invited,
By ord ii. B. CUILEN' II p
J0HN ID. HUM. Sec'y.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
Jennie Cramer's Murderers In
dIefad

New HAVEN, Conn, January H.
The grand jury reported true bill fol-
murder in the first degree against
Walter E. MaDley, James Malley and
Blanche Douglas for killing Jennie Z,
Cramer, August 5.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19

persons guilty Of highway robbery in
this city will, if arrested, receive the
penalty Of death in a summary man.
f1er.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
DIED.

da1 KEHRAt n. AZ Eureka T5:1 sgripgs Ark on Sun
wife Of the Rev. A. Il. Kerr,
Notice Of the funeral will be given in the
morning panera
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-01-19
NOTTCEl

DETER LAWLEsS has removed his Boiler,
Copper and Sheet Iron Works from Adam,
street to No. lsa Front street, between Mar
ket and Exchange, where he is prepared to
execute all orders tAat come in his line at
very low rates. I20 42
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-11-10
The Masher Mashed.

There were plenty of seats in the
car, but as he walked down the aisle
he looked sharply to the right and left
until he reached pretty girl who was
sitting alone. ...'.. .......
"Seat engaged, Miss ?" he asked
with knowing wink.
"No-no sir" stammered the girl look
ing around in dismay.
Down he plunged aud braced himself
for the campaign. He was regular
passenger, and held his Communication
ticket in his hand.
"Shall l OPEN" ..t.. ....
''Tickets!' roared the conductor
who had watched him from afar.
The regular passenger smiled sweetly
on the pretty girl and put out his
paste-board, out of which two sides
were promptly nipped.
"Tickets!"
"Hold on!' protested the regular
passenger; "you punched this twice
This lady isn't with me y
"Sorry," replied the conductor; "bu
you walked in, sat down and went t.
work on the regular married style
Supposed, of course, it was your wife
Too late now. Take vacant sea
next time. Tickets!"
And the passengers went to the con
ductor aud asked him to drink and of
fered him cigars, and bought out th'
train boy for him.
81 knew they weren't married." sale
he, as he squinted at flask of extr
prime. 'I've seen him before, bu
this is the first time it cost him
couple of dollars to play it,"
'Do you know who the lady is
asked an lnquisitive man.
"My wife, gentlemen" replied tn
conductor, and even the flask chuckle
a merry "glug glug" as he spoke.