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The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-03-25
70 coNsUMpT1vEs.

WASHINGTON, March 18th, lSS

Consumption, that scourge Of humanity,
is the great dread OF the human family, in
all civilized countries.
feel confident that am in possession of
the only sure, infallable Rcmedy-now
known to the professionalism the positive
and speedy cure Of that dread disease and
its unwelcome concomitants, viz, C"f.vyk,
asthma, Bvomchitis, .Vcv1u~s DebiIii.y, dc.,
&c. may be called an old togv. believe
in medicine. Twenty-eight years OF cxpc-
ricnce as busy practitioner, in the best
Consumption Hospitals OF the Old and
New World, has taught me the value Of
proper medication, both h~M and co~stif"-
Houal, in the Cnrc o: this great enemy Of
our race. have found it. But am di-
yressing. started out to say to those
suffering with Consumption Or any of the
above maladics, that by addressing me. they
shall be put in possession Of this great boon
7:4tho~t ch0rSc and shall have the benefit
of my experience in thousands of cases Sue
ccssfullv treated. Full particulars. direc-
tons for preparations and use. and all nec-
essary advice and instructions for success,
full treatment at your own home, will b..
received by YOU By return mail, free Of
charge by addressing with stamp or stamp
ed sclf-addrcssed envelope
DIR. NJ. E. BELL,
I6I y. CALVERT ST, BALTIMORE, Md.
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DIR. J. &, BRYANT'S
FAMILY MEDICINE CHESTS

containing 30 remdies, and medicine
to treat 10 different diseases. a book
accompanying each and every chest,
with full directions for administering
medicines, and full instructions for
the treatment of 10 diseases. Every
family should have one of these
chest, in the house for means of econ
omy and convenience. \ sample
chest may be seen at Leonard Elicls
Drug Store, Dillon, Montana.
RoBERT BRYANT, agent for
Montana and Idaho.
These chests have been in use for nine
wears in California, and in every instance
have given satisfaction.
County rights for saalc. Isl
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Gtr ninnr Tribune.
RATES or ADV EEKTlSlEG.

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31si 3.ooj 400 $50 Sol li.'D 1tN
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"a" ,ooo isoo so.noI so.ooi $500 SOTO rsooe
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Experience the Best Guide.

The reason why women everywhe here use
Parkcr's Ginger Tonic is, because they
have learned by yexpericnce--the best guide
that this excellent medicine overcomes
despondrncv, periodical headache, indiges.
ton. pain in the back and Kidneys, and
other troubles Of the sex.-/fomc 10xvmW
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per line for the first, and cents per line fnr
subsequent insertion. Nothing inserted for l>>s
than IS cents.
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A. A. THOMAS, Corner Ninth and + Strc.'>,
Washington, ID. c., attends IT, Pensions and u <
Pay. Bounty Claims collected. Cont >stcd l.,ni
Claims, Mineral and Agricultural, attended I" r';
the Department Of the Interior and Sn;,rn" Govt.
Land Warrants, Land s. il, AMI .AlLitio."l H.
steads purchased anl soll. H.
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nAIBERT r PAINE,
Late Commissioner Of Patents,
BENZ. r. Citation, STORY Il. 1.>
PAT = IN rs.

PAINE, GRAFTON u 1.ADD.
Askorf<ys.af. Lar aHH Solicitors Of .iasritas "u.i
Foreign Patents
a.. FIFTn STREET, WAsiiiNCroN, DC.
Practice patent law in all its branches in the I.-
ent Office, and the Supreme and Crcui, Court, II
the United St,es Pamphlet sent free
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r.dad COlOrs Restored.

Faded or gray hair gradually recovers It's
,.o,,ti,f,l color and lustre by the use OF
parker's Hair Balsam, an elegant dressing
admired for its purity and rich perfume
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Reasonable Apache Scouts In n. N.
The following dispatch was received on
the 18th by Governor Sheldon from zap.
tain Black of the Shakespeare Guards,
Territorial militia company. dated iofas.
burg, Southern Pacific Railroad, Nlarcn
17th: "Seventy mounted Apache scouts, =.
en- route to the reservation, went upon -. ;he :
war path on the Gilla river ana k'iea
Michael Connell. Assistance is asked I'M
,nediatelv from the Government. l start ar,
Cd with squad Of my company on the ioth;
General Mckenzie has ordered General
Forsyth, in charge Of operations IN soutni
ern New Mexico, to prepare comhaho
Of six companies OF the Thirteenth inlah'
try to take the field at a moments notice,
and scouts were Immediately dispatche1t.l !.
To ascertain the truth OF the report. -
true. serious difficulties arc apprennehueu' J.
as these scouts have been enlisted IN tne
army and were en- rou,e to San Carlos res,
trvation to be discharged, Warning mas
been sent to exposed mining camps anu
settlements.
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Round Dancing

What glaring Inconsistency is
there maniiested III the tolera,ion at
one time Of q posture which, und er
any other circumstances, would blast
reputation No pure woman would
suffer man to retain herhand ip his,
much less to cncirclc her with his
>sm, in the ordinary relation Of soci 4
lileya yet, at the bid,lmgof fashion
andsbecpuse the additional stimulus
Of music is saperaddcd. she will mol
only permit these Liberties, bnt will
remain willingly strained TO his breast
for quarter Of an hour at a tiincs
publicly exhibiting herself M a posi-
tion which in itself she virtuously
condemns, Favors which would pre-
perly be denied TO the most respect
able other requaintances off the dane
ing floor, are there accorded freely.
even to notorious libertine; for no
guarantee is required from those to
whom Fashion trusts the person ol
her female devotees. father than pro
iieiency IN art. Many ayoung girl
who instinct ively Shrinks from the
endratments innocently proffered by
her lover. uhthipkingly subject herself
to the communicating embraces and
irreveront comment Of debauched wit.
lings. whose verylthought is conceal
ed insult. Not that We imply Q
sweeping censure upon the male por'
tion Of the community; for many
perhaps nost--are gentlcrlsl anC
incapable of harboring an idea repug
nant to female purity. But in 50
composite society as ours, some cvi
character is inevitably Introduced
and their contact with virlnou
women Is almost sacrilegc May
cid Monitor.
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why She Would not Marry Him.
Chicago Tribune,

Chicago Tribune.
/ cannot marry you.
| Against the mullioned windows ol
Bricrton-Villa the snow anu rlccl
driven with torrible force by a NORTH
west gale, was beaten iicrcely, and as
the wind caught up the whitc parti-
cles and wllirled them around in ed.
diving circles, Ii seemed to shrek in
very glce at the destruction that
sire we'd its path on every sidc. Old
oaks, whose gnarled and twisted
limbs had stood out bravely against
thelsiorns of centuries, bowed be-.
meath the blast, and trcnibled and
shook like aspens in summer
breeze. To the westward lay the
ocean, and above the noise of warning
elements came tho hoarsc roar Of The
surf as il beat upon Dead Mans Reef.
And could Iriifnaii tycaialt have
pierced the gloom that hung alike
over land and wave one might have
seen great ships, staunchly bhit and
bravcly manned. tossed about on the
yeasiy surface OF the waters ss this.
tlc-down IL blown hilher and y0n by
the krphyrs of summer morning.
Well might the mariner, as he lashed
himself TO bottle of rum before go
ing on deck, think OF the cheerful
fircsihG At home. around which olus-
,crcd the Fbright-eyed children.
whose chubby arms would never
again be twined around pa's neck,
aud their little rosebud months be
lifted to his for kias in case lc was
run over by RAILROAD train after
getting ashore.
A wild night. indeed! And yet. as
George w. Simpson stood there in,
The parlor Of l}ricrton villa, he heed.
ed not the storm, for in his heart
there was dull pain. aud on his face
n look OF angnish--a sort of my.oth-
or suapender-haR broken expression
That was, indeed, piiifnl. Eulalic
McGlrlygist, 10 win whose love he
would freely have aacrificed his sis-
ier's chances for matinee ticket. had
told him that his hopes were in vain:
that he could never become hrr bon
ny bridegroom. Suddenly he turned
10 her aud spoke again.
But you might at least, nc said.
toll me why II is that all MY rose.
tinted dreams of future happinoss,
must vanish, and go forth TO peer
forever into o gloomy vista Of toe
less stockings end undcrshirts forev-
er beren OF buttons. Surely my I'M
swerving faith that you would hold
out as long as the candy store did.
and my tireless devotion in the line
of oysters deserves a moro kindly
recognition than this.
/ know that all you say is true, re-
plies the girl, choking hack q sob bnnd
I love you better than all the world
bcsidesbut can not, must not mar
ry yon. --.-i----s.s-
But now George is by her side. 7
demand TO know. he said passionate
lv, why is I, that you will not marry
mr IT you love me as von say you do.
Looking mp to him, her brown
eyes suifnscd in tears, and her dim
nled cheeks ahnme with bushes, Eu-
lalic says in low, bitter tones:
lhave cold.feet.
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Astamp Speakers Story.

,r.,. .....,,,. an. , frro.t.ln,
tr'-"e '"''''.'''" va e"oa.'
Mr. Massey told good storyin his
speech last Monday. illustrating the
Malone hubbc.l assessment system.
It seems that one OF Manonc's agents
bargained with man IN one o. the
Southwestern counties Tor political
work promislng him a county post
oiiicc anu $ao month 'or MS services
The man was appointed postmaster,
and the hrs' month so!u 'our cents
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The Object Of W Hearts -Doa.ra.

know not II s'er shall nnd her.
The being whom my fancy seeks.
let In my heart have enshrissi her.
Aud In my happy dreams Sue speaks;
Even her bright face shincth near mo,
whsn'dnwns unfold, and shades retire,
still II call, she docs not hear me,
The object VI my heart's desire.
/ soc her Ia the sunset splender,
She wapders meath the moons white bars,
And, Oh! her smile 10 far more tender
Than twilight with Its dreaming starsi
she sits beside my chimney eoruer,
Aud gaxes downward In tho fre,
whilst light and shadows wait upon her,
:. The object Of my hearts desire. 2,
With nowcrs Of springtime che fsturneth,
To llnger IN the woodlandtxresn,
And where tho rose Of summer barneth,
The glory other face 10 seen::
She hlss before me down each hollow
When autumn tunes the years sweet Tyre.
Whilst all the blrds aud west Winds fvllvw
The object Of my hsrrt's desire.
Whether | be awake OF sleeping,
Sweet thoughts OF her arr with mo too,
Like starr, their constant ylgila keeping
Within my spirit" heaven so true;
Though Ger before me she is neeing.
follow on and never tirc, !
fursuinE atm this ono fair being,
The object OF my hearts desire.
rerhaps some golden day III meet her,
iIer, whom my faithful thoughts revere,
And In soft silence shsll greet her,
30 dearly sweet, SO ssectlyhcar;
Then, gazing In hercrs SO tender,
Towards on, FAR heaven VIII aspire;
Enough, that she shall be my splendcr,
The oblsctof my hoart's. desire.
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The North american RerieiU for
January opens with u symposium IN
which three OF the most prominent
alyocatcs In this country of the "lse-
vision of Church Crecds," namely
Rev. DR.. Newman Smyth, I,ev. ilen-
ry Ward Beechef aud Rev. DR.. Ly-
man Abbott, set forth the grounds
upon which such revision is deemed
necessary ssn defense Of revealed re-
ligion against the enroachnient OF
skep,iyisni, and as an aljusimeutoi
tho. rotations between faith aud
scicuce. "University Education for
Women" q question that just now 10
being warmly agitated both here and
Ia England, is tliscussed by Prof. W.
10 COME Stevens, who. though he
zcalousIy advocates the measure,
commands the attention aud respect
of its opponents by the eminent lair.
ncss with which he states the adverse
arguments. Prof. Isaac u. Rice gives
a .Defniiion Of Liberty" deduced
Irem. a profoundly philosophical
siudy OF the phascs of political evo-
luton, from the earliest Anglo-Ssx-
on timcs to The present day. "Atsfsr-
can English," By Gilbert NJ. Tucker,
10 q spirited defense of our cis-A,lan.
tic fashion,of English speech against
the sspersion OF sundry B,itish crit
ics.. The Rev. DIR. II. W. Thompson
writes an article that can hardly tall
TO strike q sympathetic chord IN
many mind OF @The Responsible
lies OF Progressive Thinkers" "Bi.
volry in the Medical Profession" by
DR.. David Hunt, Is . protest, from
the pen Of respected member Of the
medical profession, against the FIis'
Commandment OF medical ethics
which forbids association with any
but regular practitioners. Finally
Chas. I. Congdon. under the singu'
lnrity apt title Of "Adul,ers,ion OF In
telligence," exposes some OF the grave
evils to be apprchended from the mo
nopolization Of telegraph lines. pres
associations aud influential publi'
Journals. Published At 30 Lafayette
Place, New York.
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The White House Mail.

Several hundred letters are received
every day at the White House. They
are delivered by aspecial a messenger.
The correspondence addressed to the
President is snot opened by him. and
tits yeryrare that he reads one Of tho
thousands Of letters addressed him.
All'of 1lislctters are first opered by
his private secretary. The majority
ofihem are simply referred elsewhere,
aud never in any form come to the at
tpntion Of the President. 1t makes no
difference how personal, private, or
confidential" an envcloped may be
marked, It does not 60 BY the desk Of
the private secretary unopened. Letters
from relatives or intimate friends are
sent to the President Just as received
but all other letters Of a character
worthy Of being called tr his attention
are simply "briefed, " so that the Pres
ident can see at q glance what is want
ed.Arplicants for office who write to the
White House are always referred 10 the
departments. 1t has been the custom Of
late years to sendsout to every such
applicant polite formula. saying that
the application has been referred to
such and such department. Some Of
tile simple minded correspondents Of
the executive, construe.thc receipt Of
this formula as one oi the most impor-
tant steps in the way Of securing the
desired Office. One happy man witt
recently rccei,e ed one Of iilese formulas
wrote in reply that his gratitude over
thercccipt Of the same was 'as big as on
elefentiv Hc then added that when he
should get his place his gratitude
would be "as big as two eleients"
This formula oi an..answer is In reality.
as full Of encouragement as the edi-
tors polite "rejected with thanks
sent under seal with a pile Of returned
manuscript. But no amount Of i'll
discouraging effect upon the people
who write to the President for infor-
nation, advice, money or office Ont
ofthe 5U.000.000i Of people in this
country there is always a Jaily nun-
ber who flat,er themselves that they
are not wasting good paper, pen and
ink by writing to the President.
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THE LITTLE BANANA PEEL,

Like bar Of the beaten gold
lylekm In the summers sun,
Lam llttle. I know, hut think enn throw
A man tlint Will weigh ton.
SEM out.no challenges bold,
Iblow ms M tadhting horn,
But foolish u he WIN trcadcth on mo;
He'll wish he had ne'er been born.
Like the flower of tho field tain man
Goeth forth at the break OF day,
But when he shall feel my grip on his heel,
i.lkr the rtubble he fadetli away;
For Ift him high up In the air.
With his heels whore his hcni ought I'd be,
with down crnIng crash he maketh his
mash,
And know he's clear gone on mo.
am scorne,i by the man who buys me;
am modest ami quiet and meek;
Though my talents are few, yet the work that
lido
Has oft made the cellar doors creak.
I'm blood red republican born;
And Nihiiist fearless tbe;
Though the head wear crown, would bring
its pride down,
uIf II sst lis proud heel upon uic.
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Daisy's Note for a ssalskin-
Chicago Tribune Little Soycl)

Chicago Tribune Little Noycl.)
but, rapa"-
"Not another word. said tile person
thus addressed, a tall, handsome man.
in whose deep brown hair iingc Of
gray was jnst beginning TO show.
"You know, my chill" he continued,
that nothing could give me more
pain than refusing wish Of yonrs, s,an'l
that | am never 30 happy and free
from care as when some act Of mine
has made your life brighter. Bnt
this request cannot grant. A seal
skin sacque with fur irimmingl By
my haliloln, YOU jest bravsly;" and
turning hastily away. Dunstan Prrk-
ins stepped to the Sideboard and took
drink. alal
For an instant Lllllaa stood in the
conservatory looking steadily down
at the heavy velvet carpet in which
her shapely feet sunk deeply, bni
presently the spirit Of desola,e lone'l-
ness seemed to leave her, and -goin q
quietly into an adjoining room she
began eating pie.
In few moments her father came
into the apartment. 'Peihaps was
rather harsh with you Lillian" he
began.
But the girl interrupted him. Don't
speak Of it again, dear napa." she said
because Iknow you really have no
money to spare. While | was lnending
your ovprcoat last evning | saw tlla,
from 'Dnisy, and l wonld not"
s"You saw the note?" asks Mr.. Per-
kins in hoarse, agonized tones.
Eyes, papa; but you know ]
hetef--"
"How much will a pealskin sacquc
cosi?"
"Thrce Kindred dollars" and as
the girl spoke these words a balelul
light shot from her eyes.
You can have the money tomorrow"
he said, and went slowly out Of
the room.
Il thonght my darling papa wonld
weaken" said the yirl. and lifting
the fork slowly to her lips. the last Of
the pie was gone.
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A Bosom tramp carries about with
him box Of dead cockroaches. When
he feels hungry he goes to a restan-
rant and orders good dinner, nearly
finishes it, puts cockroach in the
priuciple dish. and calling the waiter
he points with horror to the object,
Instead Of being charged for dinner
he stands a chance ofgctting paid
for keeping silent.
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isscpRr SoolErlEs.

ua \, \ t,ouxo,,, usos.s rs,rsps
Neyts Secondhand Fourth Monday
irAixhtt in each month at X. Of p.
Han. A. D, Rodgers, 9. O., B. N.
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*.s"IIeIp yourself aud others will
help YOU" But don't fail to iise Kid
ney- Wort for all liver, kidney, and
bowel complaints, piles, costivencss,
etc. The demand of the people for
an easier method of preparing Kid
nry.Wort has induced The proprie-
tors, the well.known wholesale drug
gisis, Wells Richardson y Co of
Burlington, VT, 10 prepare for sale
in liquid form as well as in dry form.
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A political speaker, noted for his
lopgwinded harrangucs. said to his
presiding officer OF the meeting, just
before he was introduced. ] really
do not know what to talk about. cali
led up so suddenly" "Well,' said
the presiding officer, 'if you want to
please the audience talk about five
minutes"
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-12-26

Edison is the proud owner Of two
hundred patents all his own inyen-
tions, too. For all that, his rear
suspender snaps off without warning
at the most importunc times, Just
like those efaay patenlless man with
mechanical ingenuity enough to invent
an i'm proved clothes pin.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-12-26
lonos WAS rldinp. and saw a

Jones was riding, and saw a board
nailed upon a post in the yard OF a
farmhouse, with sign painted on
it, "This Farm for Sail" Always
ready for little pleasant, aud seeing
a woman in checked sun,bonnei
picking up an apron full of chips at
The wood pile in front of The house,
he stepped aud asked her very po.
liiely when the farm was TO sail /? she
went on with her work, but replied
10 his question instanter: -.'Just as
soon as'the man comes along who
can raise tho wind."-New Haven
Register,