The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
The Governer.Maker.

The Governor.M Maker.
'rve great news to tell you. Eliza y
said Samuel Smithers one evening, about
. fortnight ago. 81 am delegate tc
Worcester, Eliza 1 have been called
upon by my fellow citizens to select 9
proper man for Governor of this great
Commonwealth
II always knew your father would
make his mark in the world" said Mrs.
Smithers next. morning, after having
confidentially informed her children Of
the honor that had fallen upon the house
| of Smithers. 'sYour father was ALWAYS
good at picking out the most beautiful
bonnets and dress patterns and carpets
and the choicest cuts at the market, and
1t is no more than reasonable to suppose
that he viii be just the one to select q
man for Governor. The Joneses will be
awfully provoked when they hear Of
Samuers elevation to public Office; but
you must endeavor to treat them lust as
well as ever. We must not look down
upon our less fortunate fellow creatures,
you know"
From the time that Mr.. Smithers
brought the glorious news into his home
until the day of the convention all was
Joy and gladness under that rooftree.
There was but one topic of conversation,
and that one topic grew momentarily
more interesting. Neither MIR. Smithers
nor Mrs. Smithers wearied for an instant
in congratulating themselves and each
other upon the supreme glory that en-
vironed their domiciles and the young
Smitherses, who didn't altogether under
stand the thing, talked necessarily of
carriages and horses and new hats and
bonnets and boats and bicycles that were
to follow in the wake of this vague some
thing which had fallen into the lap of
the Smithers family.
Upon the morning of convention day
Samuel Smithers arose early, washed,
shaved and dressed himself in his Sunday
clothes, and when he left the house in
company with his best umbrella. Mrs.
Smithers and the whole family followed
him to the door and watched the great
man as long as he was in sight. Mrs.
Smithers was never so proud and happy
in all her born days, as she remarked to
the elder Miss Smithers, and if she was
only sure that Miss Jones was peaking
through her blinds and saw how distin-
guished Samuel looked, the cup of her
earthly happiness would be full to over
flowing.
Upon Samuel Smithers' arrival at Wor-
cester, he received the most fattering
attentions from the member of the Gem
eral Court from his district, who casually
remarked that, of course, Smithers was
for Blobbs; every public-spirited man was
for Blobbs; Blobbs would be supported
by every man who desired pure admin
istration, a strict enforcement of the laws
of the land, and q man at the head of
affairs who would add lustre to the bright
escutcheon of the glorious old Bay State.
The officeholders who had heretofore TO-
nOred the very existence of Samuel
Smithers were now agreeably affable,
and members of Congress and distin-
guished Senators took Smithers warmly
BY the hand and expressed their ineffable
pleasure at meeting so distinguished a
gentleman. They inquired after the
health of the Smithers family in way
that convinced Smithers that the consti-
tutions of the Smithers family were of
more interest to the average Congress
man than the constitution of the United
States. Incidentally, of course, each of
these high Government officials sug-
gested to Smithers that the Government
could not survive, the public debt could
not be liquidated, and the homes of the
people would no longer be safe from the
ravages of foreign foe, unless Blobbs
foI frr fha
In short, before he knew what he was
about, Smithers was pushed or pulled
into Blobbs' headquarters, and Smith
ers' name was registered among that
gentleman's sworn sup
porters.
The hour for the assembling of the
had now arrived, and Smith
ers soon found himself in the mammoth
hall, an atom in the great crowd of
sweltering humanity. The preliminary
business went off with smoOthness
that could not have been improved upon |
had everything been arranged before
hand. Then came the speech of the |
permanent chairman. Smithers, who
sat far back toward the rear wall, heard |
, word now and then, but nothing con-
nected. 1t was no doubt fine speech,
however, and when the others applauded |
Smithers followed suit.
Then came the supreme moment when |
each delegate was to give in his choice
or a nominee. The Governor makers
we're driven across the platform like
sheep into a sheepfold. As Smithers
the platform. Blobbs ticket
vas showed into his hand, with the in
JUNCTION, That's the ticket you want to
7ote." and to guard against accident, a
3lobbs man watched Smithers until the
3lobbs ticket was safely deposited. Then
was permitted to find his way
Jack to his seat.
A recess was declared, and Smithers
hurried to the hotel to find every seat in
he dining-room full, and hundreds of
hungry delegates waiting outside. He
managed to get in after tedious waiting,
ucceeded in getting ten cents worth
f dinner for one dollar, and hurried
'ack to the convention again. hungry
nd tired. More motions and moro
rossing the platform followed; rcsolu-
ions that he did not hear, and which he
Tould not have been able to understand
he had heard, were passed amidst
much hand-clapping; few pantomime
peeches were made, and the conven-
ion was thing of the past.
When Smithers got home, late that /
vening, half famished and utterly worn
ut apd rafiaotod nnop tho Woo r;o,,a