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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
New, Life

New Life
IS given by using Browns
IRON B1rrERs. In the
Winter it Strengthens and
warns the system; in the
spring it enriches the blood
md conquers disease; in the
Summer it gives tone to the
nerves and digestive organs;
IN the Fall it enables the
system to stand the shock
Of sudden changes.
In no way can disease be
so surely prevented as by
keeping the system in per-
feet condition. BROwN's
IRON B1TTERs ensures per-
feet health through the
changing seasons, it disarms
the danger from impure
water and miasmatic air,
and it prevents Consump-
ton, Kidney and Liver Dis
ease, &c.
II. S. Berlin, Esq.,, of the
well-known firm Of H. S.
Berlin & Co., Attorneys, lie
Droit Building, Washing
ton, D. c., writes, Dec. 9Th,
1881:
Gentlemen: I take pleas
ure in stating that have used
Browns Iron Bitters for ma
laria and nervous troubles,
caused by overwork, with
excellent results,
Beware Of limitations.
Ask for Browns IRON BIT
TIERS, and insist on having
it. Don't be imposed on
with something recon-
mended as "1Hst as good"
The genuine is made only
by the Brown Chemical Co.
Baltimore, Md.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

If the street-car strike in Chicago had
kept up for few weeks there would
nave been great progress made in the
cure OF dyspepsia, the Inter-Ocean savs.
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fails" The quiet skill and patient research
which brought forth Kidney-Wort illustrates
the truth Of this fable. Its grand SUCCESS
everywhere is admitted. Disease never
comes to us without cause. Ask any
good physician the reason and he.will tell
You something interiors with the working
Of the great organs. Kidney-Wort enables
them to overcome all distractions and pre-
serves perfect health. Try box or bottle
at once
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

M-srSn'an's l'cpfOni:cd I,ccf Tonic the oily
preparation oi beet con;a iiinE its entire nut,nus
pTopc't es II contain u! I'D making forcc-c.iora
lh9 AID l!eSi;StaiiiinE Properties: Invaluable for
i,,.si:s'st'n, b!>i":.ri,, nervous rrost.to:. AID
all torlns OF general debility: Also all entcetlcd
prostitution overwork arute disease, particularly
# resulting from pulmonary complaints. CAsvELI,
DRUGGISTS.
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Recipes.

For COUGH !AND HoARsENEss. Equal
parts Of }'oarhound and boneset. Boil.
strain, swceten and boil down until q
thick syrup is formed. Dose, q swallow
or two five or six times day.
Cough TRoCHEs. ounce Spanish
licorice, two ounces refined sugar, two
ouhces of finely powdered gum arabic,
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The Way to Keep House Plants in :.
Thriving Condition.

All NoH"ltIoIu
From the Scientific American.
Some people attempt to keep pot plants
without giving them any water at all,
the result is familiar to every one. Usu.
ally, however, the earth in the pot or
box is kept soaked aud very much in
the conditio i Of an ordinary swamp. 1t
is even said that malaria has resulted
from living in rooms containing house
plants owing to the damp soil. We have
out of boxes full of mud Neuste Erin
dung gives uttcrance to the following
timely remarks:
"Watcring plants is ono Of the most
important things in the culture Of house
plants, and very special care should be
devoted to it. Plants ought not to be
wet until they need it. It will be owl
| dent that tley require wetting, if on
taking Il le earth from the pot it cruln-
blcs to pieces like dust; :, sure sign is to
knock on the side Of tie pot, near the
middle with the finger knuck}c. If it
gives fortl, q hollow ring. the plant needs
water; if there is q dull sound, there is
still moisture enough to sustain the plant
Plants must not be wet more than once
or twice day; on dry, clear days they
require more water than on damp,
cloudy days. On the other hand
the earth must not be allowed to
dry out entirely, for that is also very i'll
furious. In wctting them the water
must be poured on in such a way that it
will run out again through the hole in
the bottom Of the pot Ii the earth gets
100 dry it is best to place the pot in wa
ter SO that the water will satuatc the
dirt very gradually; They may be wa
tered ut any hour Of the day, except
when the sun is shining Oh the pot or
has just left it; for the earth gets hot
when the sun shines ON it, and then #
cold water is poured on it it will cool oft
too rapidly. The best time for watering
flowers in summer is the evening, and
in winter noon is best Well water
should never be used, but always use
either rain water or brook water.
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and extract of opium one scruple. Beat
the whole together, make into small
Itroches; to be dissolved in the mouth
when the cough is troublesome.
PorATo PuDDING ~ Boil six me:,ly po-
tatoes and mash fine. Stir halfa pound
Of white sugar and q quarter Of a pound
of butter to Il cream, add the beaten
yolks OF tive, and the whites OF two eggs,
the mashed potato, q pint of good rich
milk, 4 little salt and the grated rind OF
q lemon. Bake in slow oven an hour,
and u quarter. Beat the reserved whites
stiff, add a spoonful of powdered sugar,
put over the top and return to the oven
to brown. stsa
Roast Venison. Select a saddle OF
fresh, juicy venison weighingabonte eight
pounds. Season with pepper and salt,
lard it with strips Of fat pork, or put
over the top. D'edge it with flour,
sprinkle Il little water over it, and put it
into 4 hot, steady oven, with hot water
in the bottom of tho dripping pan. Bake
it the same as roast beef. It will take
about two hours to cook it. \ ilaunch of
venison may be roasted the same way,
but three hours will be required to cook
it. 1t is usually covered with a thick
paste of flour and water before putting it
in the oven. If liked, venison may be
basted occasionally with claret. Always
serve it steaming hot, with hot plates.
| Serve with it currant or wild-grape Jelly
ROAST DUcK.-1f the wild flavor" OF
game, such as geese, ducks, etr., is dis
liked, they may be soaked over night ii,
salt water, or pare fresh lemon without
breaking the thin, white inside skin, put
inside the game for day or two, renew
ing the lemon every twelve hours; this
will absorb unpleasant llavors from al
most all meat and game; Some lay slices
Of onion over game while cooking and
remove before serving. Young ducks
should roast from twenty five to thirty
minutes; full-srown for an hour or more
with frequent basting. Some prefer them
UNDERGONE, served very hot. but thor
ough cooking will prove moro generally
palatablc.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Diseased Lungs are greatly on the increasc
in this country. 1t is estimated that 100, 900
die yearly with consumption. Many fa!!
victims through their own irnpr,dence. A
better remedy than Aliens Lung Balsam for
affecting a perfect cure cannot be found.
PHYSICIANS ar recommending it.
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MI. 1Nnr6oao NG,allf,,n

Madame dc Steal: The greater part of
what women write about women 8 .,,A~n evc-
OphancV to man
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

1t is impossible for woman to suffer from
weakness after taking Lydia f. Pinkha,n's
Vegetable Compound.
We are persuaded that the ancient Hermes
with all the subtle art and natural resources
of the Alcllcmists, was very poor doctor
compared with Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, of
Lynn, Mass. Harms may have been after
all only clever practitioner of the Black
Art; but we know there is no humbug in he
pharmaceutical chemistry of Mrs. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound.
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A Dead Shot

may be taken at liver and bilious disor-
ders with DIR. r. V. Picrce's "plcasant
Purgative Pellets" Mild yet certain. in
operation; and there is none Of the re-
action consequent upon taking severe
and drastic cathartics. BY drug gists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

The Wisconsin man who raised cabbascs
this year is about mile ahead of anybody
who raised wheat or hav.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

IDA Lewis, the American "Grace Oar.
ling" has just completed her fort;.,l,
year, and, oddly enough. owns nm to hn,
age. : <".-'' ~ ~ ''ci
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

The countenance of mortal man or wom-
an cannot be celestially radiant and pure,
but with DIR. Benson's Skin Cure, it can he
made smooth and free from letter, scaly
eruptlons freckles and climatic discolora-
ton. A lovely toilet dressing.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
SkinnY Men.

A big corner Oh hops is reported and al
advance of prices, ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
..Dont Know, Half their Value

They cured me Of Ague, Biliousnese
and Kidney Complaint, as recommended
l had a half bottle left which / used fol-
my two little girls, who the doctors and
neighbOrs said could not be cured. !
would have lost both of them one night
f had not given them Hop Bitters
They did them SO much good cOntin.
ned their use until they were cured
That is why say You do not know hall
the value Of Hop Bitters, and do not
recommend them high enough. B,
Rochester, N. Y. See other column
American Rural Home.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Skinny Men.
''Wells' Health Remover" restores hcalti,
and vigor curcsDyspcpsia, Impotence, Sex
ual Debility ST.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
Try the new brand Spring Tobacco
TO tho Afflicted.

Bid defiance to scrofula and diphthcria by
keeping DIR. Halliday's Blood Purifier laying
around loose. Sold by all druggists or by
the proprietor, S. Blackford, ga East Seventh
Street, st. Paul, MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Nerves, brain, and muscles gain strength
and the power OF endurance by using Browns
Iron Bitters.
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MT. WOrden Mulllns, Of ClrcleVilIe, O.,
writes: II am an old man, II years old.
and my wife is 10. We attribute our good
health principally to the fact that Dr. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla is the
only medicine we use when we begin to
feel weak and unWcll.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Genius and virtue, like diamonds, are best
plain set.
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Mr.. Gladstone is staying at Haward"n
A Wise Deacon.

Vigor, strength and health all found in
one bottle OF Browns Iron Bitters.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants,
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
Druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

From the Hindu: A hundred men make
an encampment, aud one woman makes a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

That feeling of languor and debility that
follow physical exertion, removed by using
Browns Iron Bitters.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Arab says he didn't I'M end to whip Eng
land, but he wanted to show the red coats
that he couldn't be snuffed out by dip!o-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Irving: Love is never lost. If not recip-
rocated it will flow back and soften and
purify the heart
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Mrs. John Jacob Astor IS said to give
away more money for charitable pur
. poses than any other woman in the
United States. "
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A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY!
- STRICTLY PURE.
Harmless to the Most Delicate.

By its faithful use Consumption has been Cured
when other Remedies and Physicians avo
failed to effect q cure
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

Faded articles OF all kinds restored to
their original beauty by Diamond Dyes.
Perfect and simple 10 cents, at druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

The milking stool is the latest in the ''dcc-
Grating line. 1t is affected only by the
cream of society,""
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
"ROlsRh on Rats.

London Is fond Of Fanny Davenport, bu
doesn't admire her husband.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
Ski1lny Man

W. +. Ball of Fargo has been unanimous
Iy nominated for district attorney
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t'Equino1al'' is the way the Buffalo pa
pels put it, and it's plenty good enough.

The market is flooded with worthless and
vile compounds for the rejuvination of the
hair, but Carboline, the great petroleum hal,
remover and dressing, as now improved and
perfected, still takes the front rank as The
best preparation ever offered to the public.
When the cup is full, carry it even
Scotch PrOverb
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'Wclls' Health Remover restores healtl
and vigOr, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sex
ual Debility. 81. Druggists. Send fol
Pamphletto +. s. Wells, Jersey City, N. Y.
A White Earth correspondent saw very
brilliant meteor on the night ofthe 5th inst
Would not be without Readings Russia
Salve, is the verdict ofall who use it, Price 25c.
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Buchupaiba."
Quick, complete care, all annoying Kid
ney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81.
Druggists.
Porcelain plaques in enamel and fired
coio-s are expected to have heavy run this
fall.
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The Dominion government have a sur
plus this year of s. 1000.
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VIM. G. DIGGEs, Merchant Of Bowling Green, Va,
writes April 4, 1881, that he wants us TO know that
tic LUNG BALsAaI has erred has mother Of con-
S"Hp!ion, after the physician Lad given her up as
incnrahe. He says, others knowing her case have
taken tho I'a!sam and been cured; he thinks all SC
aflir ted should give it a trial -
WM. 4. GRAHAM & Co., Wholesale Druggists,
GAINESVILLE, Ohio writes us Of the cure of MATTHIAS
FIREMAN. IL weli-known citizen, who had been af-
lc'rd with bronchitis in its worst form for twelve
years Tho LUNG BA1.sAM curol him. as i, has
fna'y others Of Bronchitis
AS an Expectorant it has NO Equal!
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BuchuD0ibQ."

Watermelons are selling for cents apiece
IN North Carolina.
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Aliens Iron Tonic Bittcrs'' will supply
deficiency of iron in the blood better than
any other known remedy, Us the iron in
these bitters is in the most perfect state to be
taken lp and assimilate,} nv the system
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19

George Alfred Townsend proposes to
enter the lecture field this season.
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81. i
Will do the best that is possible under the
circumstances to make the loss good"
He bowed over my hand, and the aud.
ience was evidently concluded. Was !
satisfied? No, indeed! What woman
would not have felt wronged to be left
ut the end eff q mission of disinterestet]
benevolence in such a state of doubt and
uncertainty as this? But was Obliged
to go home, nevertheless, and wait as
patiently as could for the stroke of ton
next morning.
Glory had been in hearing when the
message had been delivered TO Miss Lv.
,i'a, and she. too. was on the watch. Al
last she scudded in from the hedge. he,
worries all aglisten, and her eyes wide
open and fnll OF 4 rather Incompetent
sible mirth.
lies COMM" she said; and such a
At that minute the gate clicked. and
up the walk strobe, indeed. q most "a
ton1shtng fguae. The major had eott0r
himself up in a continental suit, Whicb
she must have fished out of the un.
known depths of the ancient attics Of
Hawthorndean; black velvet coat with
lace ruftles at the wrist, knee breeches
White satin waistCOat. slippers with shoe
buckles, powdered wig, and cooked hat.
tie was six feet tall, portly and well
formed, and he looked every inch d
Ss'gner Of the declaration at the very
least. He was followed by his colored
man, who carried a large brown pape,
parcel.
Hes come courtin' missus," said
GLORY, rye can see it in his face"
l. had not tire instinct of Glory; and
doubted; but what his errand was was
dying to know.
But he disappeared into Miss Lydia,s
parlor, and I was left outside to temper
my impatience, as best could. Pres
emily Glory emit cred on tiptoe.
"Missus; missus, "she whispered, ode
dos swung open jest leas' crack, an it's
jess opposite de big lnurror, an if VI
come out here in dc hall ye can sec il
all in dc murr0r as plain as day, an it's
heap better'n play"
1t was temptation, but believe me,
dear reader, ! resisted it. Only as Clio
ry ran back to her pceping, I followed to
pull her away and send Fer out of door
that WA simply my duty-and there
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
perSOnal-MenO ONLY.

The most comfortable boot in town is that
with LYONS Patent Heel Stiffeners 25c
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-01-26
A HOmelY Girl.

Twas a dull. heavy evening; the
light of the dozen gas jets along the
street only served to make the haze
and fog visible. The clock just tink"
led forth the hour Of nine. and, with
the usual remark that '>'twas time
honest folks were abed,' old McGun-
nigiggle trudgcd off up stairs, follow
ed by the aged partner of his sorrows
and searcher for his joys.
"Don't you young folks set up tilt
the morning paper comes, this time
shouted she, over the banister.
:No-o--o,' replied sweet voice
from the parlor; "we won't will wer
said she in an undertonc.
"Not if l know it, was the reply.
eff the old folks aro going to be "A
sour as this, 1 guess III skip now
and he reached for his hat.
See here!' and the girls eyes
cleaned with earnestness, 'you're
the first fellow I've ever bad. ana
you've got to put down that hat and
sit up and court me in gooo shape.
I'm homcly, know, but l can build
better bread, iron shirt bosom hand
somer, knit pair Of stockings quick"
er. and make $l.37 go further than
any girl in the village. Them's my
recommendations"
:That suits me exactly" and tho
hat few into the corner, and that
evening the details of the wedding
were all arranged. He depended On i
girl as smart as that to get the best OF
the old forks-Detroit Free Prcss.
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VnRNDAL1,

Good by, Mr., January Thaw. The
days are growing fright smart" long
er. Perhaps you hadn't observed it.
Sleighing is fair and teams arc kept
busy hauling wood and ties.
The new depot is going up and will
|. clip the looks of things, besides sup
plying a long felt want. The railroad
company has several men engaged in
it's construction.
School has an enrolment of 103 and
is progressing rapidly. But we need
more room, and trust our school board
will look sfter this matter.
This is great country! land of
justice! So just that Guiteau will
probably escape.
The band has reorganized and will
practice to be in readiness for the
summers campaign.
Mr.. McNamara is getting his lum-
ber on the ground and will put up
those cottages soon.
Our folks have taken considerable
recreation the past week--two "hops'
at Aldrich, a social party at Mr..
Thompson's, and another at c. f.
Billiards..
There is talk Of organizing a Good
Templar Lodge at this place. We
hope it will prove success if under
taken.
A telegram was received hore on
Friday summoning Chris. Graham
home (Wiseonsin), as his father is
not expected to live. Chris. left
Wednesday morning. We have
learned since that Mr.. Grsham died
the day the news reached here, and
was buried Saturday. g.
A now meat market one doorssuth
Of Gill's hardware store. The pro.
prietor keeps bountiful supply of
fresh meats at low prices.
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Our genial barber, Geo. B. Tome,
moved into new quarters last Monday,

Our genial barber, Geo. B. Tome
moved into new quarters last Monday
where he will still continue to smile
serenely on his numerous customers.
II. C. Burcham has been stopping
in town for a week, but goes back to
Kingston's camp to-day:
Monroe Powell and family passed
through the village for home on Fri.
day last. We understand they are
through making ties.
When We get our Lyceum organized
and in working order you will hear
from lis. We say hurrah for the
"Bungtown Bugle" and its talented
editress.
J. Townsend and n. Aarsh arc cut
ting cord wood for J. r. Kelly.
Uncle Jonathan received a knock
Oh the Uranium by wandering limb,
but happily escaped with only a
scratch.
Our superintendent has been out
among the schoolma 'ams of late.
The common school, o, let it's light
Shine through our cOuntry's story,
Here lies her health, her wealth, her might,
Here rests her future glory.''
Miss Della Woodward died at the
residence of her brother, c.. C. Wood.
ward, ou Wednesday.
Ths funeral services of Mr.. Wright
also occurred yesterday, Rev. II. w.
Troy officiating.
Mr.. Cross is driving a four-horse
team in McClure's camp.
Verndale had real chimney sweep
last week. He was Enthusiastically ar
rayed, and drew about as we'll as Z
small circus.
James A. Gar6eld-Patriot and sol
dier.
Charles J. Guitear-1nspired mur
derer.
United States Court-Comsdy com
pany.
The American People--A hood
winked crowd. VERNON.
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INKAN.

INKAN.
We are having nice winter weather
now, although it makes a fellow fly
around these cold mornings to keep
Jack Frost from biting his nose.
It has been very cold lately.
Everybody is busy getting out ties,
wood and fencing. Smashing up
sleighs is the order of the day, there
by giving sleigh builders and black
smiths plenty to do.
Mr.. Harry Shersar has young
"darter" at his house. Mrs. Shersar
is quite sick.
Mr.. w. 7. Gould has a IL pound
boy at his house. Quite hefty ad-
ditien.
Mr. Croker has just finished laying
out the new road from Henning to
Parkers Prairie. He says it is i:
good route for road. Now, tile
Deer Greek folks had better "look a
leedle out" or they will lose the best
part of their trade. Why it is that
they take 50 little interest in roads
in this part Of the country, that are
OF SO much Importance to them, is a
mystery to us. Unless it is in winter,
or in the very dryest times in sum-
mer, the road to Deer Creek is nearly
impossible, yet no work is done, and
no attempt made to make it passable.
It is our nearest point to the railroad.
About thirty couples met at Frank
Fellows, last Friday night, and
trlpped the light fantastic toe till
morning. a good time was had, and
all were we'll pleased.
Hay is a very scarce article in
these parts, and brings a big price
when it can be found.
The great inquiry is when is
Guiteau going to be hung! We will
furnish the rope. DENGo.