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RHEUMATISM AND oouF cURED


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which every inquiry but makes stronger, that Ws
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Disorders and we put that evidence within the feach
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claim that no one but the fool Will turn 70 u aey
ear or close his eyes 10 the glad hdin0s we bring 70
his bliQhted life In justice 10 us, TO on, 10 your
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disease we ask you TO go with US for lew moments
to the homes of some who have drank OF the W,le,s
Of life and are now full of the JOY Of health ready to
Tell to the world their glad experience we VIII give
vo,l no faIsn statement and make no asseFuoR Whlcn
cannot by proper inquiry lby letter or ! rongn
frends be probed TO the bottom and found 10 De iu
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to Nj Hardiok Plymouth ST.. Brooklyn sister suffered
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Mr. HAstngs 29A Pearl ST. broohyn-s'sere hhsu9nAss
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The daily gazette., 1882-09-16

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lle matter of investment or speculation
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SiSespondents " !, of 400 American papers,
SsS., ~ 70 subscribers, for 81 per quarter, a
,n1a nse financial letter of information, con
,Iug lug lae New York Stock market. They
rtuis ,Tpsftal and Independent, and ought to
The daily gazette., 1882-09-16
$780,
DIR. l,Ia.ca,s

ssasa9. iSo,l pargatve Pelletsn are sugarconted
s,s6y 66,vsed IN glass bottles, their virtues being
In J5 4 preserved unlmpaired for any length Of
HI ana Ias climate. 50 that they dre always
Gua Iuu horde reliable, No cheap wooden or baste-
ny druggists. W&s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

General Chalmers, the recent democratic men,
Der OF Congress from Mississippi announces that
ne Is TO have the support OF the republicans and
greenbackers in his race for Congress in the second
district OF that state He counts, also, upon get
ting the votes OF numerous democrats on the
ground OF personal friendship for himself. and
putting all his support together he expects to be
elected by 1900 majority. With his political can
Vass ana the personal controversies his sudden
Change has involved him In it looks as IL he win
nave his hands full Chalmers publkly charged
me eeitor OF the democratic organ OF Alabama,
COL hoigSon, an ex-con:ederate, with cowardice
on the Held or battle, and the latter retorts by
calling Chalmers an 1mbecile in war and an imbe-
Gle In peace. This sort OF talk between two fire.
eaters has war-like aspect
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

y The Prince Georgian, published at Upper MARI
boro'. Nd, has long had the name OF being one of
The best printed and best filled weeklies in the
country; and under its present management (en-
Tered upo; year or more ago. it is adding to its
handsome reputation
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

The New York Herdld to-day says that President
Arthur's visit TO New York is for the sole purpose
Of taking part in the Decoration day services. and
That he viii not .meddle with state politics while
there.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

Tbs lay, the 3Gth OF May. is now universally re-
cognizei set apart and belonging to the mrm-
DRY o. tGOse spl Tiers who gave the!r lives in de-
fenSe or the Union The custom or strewtng
flowers ugon the graves OF the soldiers, in recog-
milton "a the patriotic Sscrifi:e they had made was
tnaugnrated by the women of the Union. The
custom has grown with each succeeding year since
the close Of the rebellion, AMI memorial day is now
a recognized holiday, so prescribed In the stat
uteS o. some OF the states, and probably WILL in
TIM, b so defined In all the states The beauty
and SOlemnitY of the occasion are happily no
longer marred by partisan appeals and sectional
prejudlces For time the bitterness naturally
engenGcred by civil strife kept the two sections OF
the country apart in tO.ng homer to those who had
fallen In that warfare; but as passion subsidized
and animOstles del out, the feeling that the
whole country could justly honor dead heroes
manifested itself, and 10 Is now a common thing
for exconfederates TO join in paying tribute to the
Union dead, and FOR the Soliiers OF the Union TO
take active part in decorating the graves OF the
rebel dead The growth of this fraternal spirit
has had the benificent eff act OF sielcing the poll
etcian on decoration day. and the utteranceS OF
the occasion are usually in behalf OF peace and
unity.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA.
~ summer Law L6c.-lres fnlDe veekly) bey;n 18Th
July. 1852, and end 18th september 800 80
U k9r circular apply Up. o. University Of Yirginia)
u' niI2f-w. sim
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PROFESSIONAL.

nR. STARR PARSONS. DENTIST 4S9 NINTH
~ street Sc cor. 9th and Z NV. New mode rubber
and gold plate combined. Filling specially New an
aesthetic used on the gums aevates pain extracting
Gas administered. Reasonable fees. my27
LNASY FEET, &C.-DAILY WALKS IN THE OPEN
LAir and sunshine vtaize the blood thereby giving
increased strength and greater ability to Withstand
eneryating and deyitalzing effects Of summer heat
hence eminent physicians. and thousands Of
other experenced personsges visit DIR. WHITES CHR
opodla Establishment, opposite Wizards Hotel WASH
ington ID. ca for relief from and avoidance of Corns.
Bunions bad Nails and all complaints of the feet.
Established 1861. Fee, 81 per visit m20
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

WOODWARD d LOTHROP
s2l PENN AVE se STREET.
WILL OFFER THIS WEEK
THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL ATTRACTIONS
In their various departments:
BINGHAM DEPARTMENT.
STRIPES this day reduc d to 10 CENTS PER
TARD; These goods opened early in the season at
so = s s sS PER
price for fne Scotch Ginghams.
WHITE GOODS DEPARTMENT.
IS pieces INDIA LINEN full 80 inches wide. snd fine
' e &c. hn sad g s
which we have just purchased at co weather
and offer our customers the advantage of better
qualities for the prices named than be found
elsewhere
100 PIECES PERSIAN LAWNS
In those fine wide goods which were popu with
We offer fine sues . 5ei GEAR PERSIAN LAWN
50 F b5Hb AZ 1eEHb sNissks t low
PRICES Itfh PE GSHIA t EGKE and LIGHT
It E cents aso'hsf case of SSn'h
EMBROIDERY DEPARTMENT..
We offer fine assortment of GUIPUkE and HONITON
EMBROIDERIES. DOTTED SWISS EDGINGS,
TORCHON LACES, and TRIMMING LACES at
our usual low prices.
LACE DEPARTMENT.
We offer about so pieces BLACK, CREAM. NAVY
BLUE, GARNET. ALL SILK SPANISH LACES
at rs cents yarde1tra good value at the price.
HANDKERCHIEF DEPARTMENT.
PRINTED BORDER HANDKERCHIEFS at 121
Is Doe. GENTS do. do. do. do. 10 cents.
THE BOSTON DRY GOODS HOUSE.
s21 PENNSYLVANIA AvENUE-s12 STREET.
my30
DARASOLS AND DRESS GOODS.
500 PARAsOLs, 62N to 81, all reduced.
cents. reduced from 81.
5pieces invisible plaid NUNS YELLING.
500 pieces DRESS GOODS. 12H, Is, 40, Csc.
goo pieces LAWNS, from to 25c.
A full stock of UNDERWEAR, cheap.
100 dozen MEMS SOCKS, good, pair for Csc.
A full stock of CASSIMERES, from 25c. to 81. So
Bargains in all kinds of DRY GOODS.
GEO. j. JOHNSON,
my3O 713 Market Space.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30

The republicans CT the House have summarily
put Ii out OF the power OF the minority to longer
delay action on the contested case of Mackey
against OCOnner,Or, indeed. to prevent the consid-
Grafton Of any contested election case so long as
The majority keep quorum at their command.
The Reel amendment to the rules was adopted
yesterday by party vote after several hours OF
debate. 1t provides in effect that pending mo-
ton 10 suspend the rules on any question OF con-
SideratOn which may arise involving the right to
seat that but Que motion ito adjourn or take
recess, either but not bOth.) may intervene In
other words. IL 6eprivoS the minority or the power
to filli5uster by taking from them the right to fol-
low one motion Immediately with another. This
change OF the rules Will doubtless accOmpS IN the
object the republicans have dire fly I'M view that
OF seating Mackey, but ii i a departure from the
line hitherto pursued by the ruling element in the
House. and therefore establishes a precedent
which democrats maintain tends to su5vert the
rights OF minOrttieS- 1t can hardly be doubted
that parties controlling the House hereafter will
avail themselves OF this precedent when they find
IT cow aient, as political Org nZltiOns never fail
TO employ all the power they can Obtain No
doubt tS procedure will be used in future against
the very party which has invented it, There is
nothing revolutionary" however, in this sum-
mary plan of changing the rules.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-05-30
T A FLEUR'S EXCRETER.

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GtAPE MAY:-NEw ATLANTIC-CHOICEA
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city Address j. 5. BEATS. my3O-2 m
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A NEW DEPARTURE.
IA THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER MADE IN

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adapted to the anatomy of the mouth. and guar
anteed TO stand the test Of time and equal natures
own. This method of covering the surface OF
the Vulcante rubber with gold Profession
rom he enec1s on the mercury and sulphur
years Of careful study and has been
fected and patented by the inventor DR. JNO A. DAILY.
and ia now associated with DIR. o. j. WATERS, 1881
Penna ave-, doors from 18th where he viii be glad
modern and artistic work. Full sets $40 and upwards
Rsra, sess IS to gold and Other hnss g sn
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The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22

average woman calf love in a boy in these
lightning days mounts to nothing, it never
does him any harm, and ninety-nine times
out of a hundred little OF no harm comes of
il, and therefore it may be looked upon as
helping the youth to know himself rather
than influencing his future he will flrt
when opportunity offers, and will carry q
Irritation Just as far as prudence and the
young lady's good natore will permit. If
his hesrt has been touched, the touch has
beer so light that a couple of weeks is sufic-
ient time to make him forget, or the sight Of
a new face effsce even the memory Of a for
mer Della. When a man loves, when the
passion that takes possession of his being is
one that is based upon admiration, respect
and esteem. such passion within him | be-
lieve to be lasting, to be almost unchanged
BILE. If crowned with possession, enjoy
ment, peace, comfort and a happy life will
succeed; if unsuccessful, though later years
may ind him married, his life is q kind of
hibernation-he exists. There is no life, no
strength, no sentiments to his existence; it is
but q condition of waiting.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
Three Sisters.

Three lovely sisters--Lizzie, Fanny and
Mary-)ived in Louisville, KY. Lizzie and
Fanny admired the same young man. A
discussion about him one day ended in such
a terrific combat that Mary had to interfere
in behalf OF Fanny, who received such a
beating that she had to be put to bed. Mary
went to town and got a warrant for the ar
rest of L zzie. who, when she was brought
to Jail, swore out a warrant against Mary /;
8, Mary and Lizzie are both in Jail, and
Fanny is in bed from her injuries, while
the young man, the cause of it all, is run
ming about the streets, possibly with some
other young woman.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
THE RIVER PRESS.

you tomorrow to thwart this vile plan OF
Jim Rodney's."
.You will ?" said the girl, looking at nim
eagerly and jumping lightly from his knee.
Il will"
The little head fell on his shirt front with
a dull thud.
Hazel had tainted.
Placing her carefully on a %fauteull, Lore
Traverse Bay kissed the tear-stained cheeks
and started out to borrow 81 80 from his
mother, with which to get the marriage Il
cense. AS the sound of his footsteps died
away, Dunstan Qlirk entered the room
where Hazel was lying. She rose as he
opened the door and smiled family.
Ibid you give him the racket, sis 2" the
old man asked.
Eyes, papa"
'And did he fail into the net p
Il should smiles" replied Hazel.
suckers are pretty thick this winter, my
child, said Dunstan Quirk, land you're the
girl that can land them"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
TONIGHT.

Think of me, darling! 0 darling, to night!
/ sit weary and faint n the lessening ght.
The days 50 full-freighted with hope are all past,
And left me no courage, no swe tness, at last;
The burdens were heavy; my hand was too slight
Think of me, darling! . darling, tonight!
Write to me, darling! o darling, tonight,
Your words will fall softly as treasures of light.
Tell me how even our faltering hands
Can wrest from this life its divinest demands;
Teach me to choose 'twixt the wrong and the right
Write to me darling! 0 darling. to night!
Pray for me, darling. O darling, tonight!
For the world grows dark with the fading light,
The night wind is chill, the snow-drifts are heaping,
The stars have grown weary the r watches of keeping
And my spirit is faint from it's sad, hopeless fight
Pray for me, darling! . darling, tonight!
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
The Year 1852.

There are several marked peculiarities and
condolences in the year 1882. If you add
the first two figures together the sum is 8, and
if you add the last two the sum will be 10.
Then, if you add the two sums together. the
result will give US 10. Now, if you divide
the third figure by the fourth, you will have
4. The fourth figure in the year is Q, and
2 times 4 is s. See? Then, if you add to-
gether the first and last figures you nave 8
And 3 times 2 is 6. Now, then 6 times s is
4S, and 5 times 6 is 80. So, if you subtract
the first figure Of the year from the second
you will have Z, but if you subtract the third
figure from the fourth you will have a lovely
time explaining how you do it. But II in Z
you can't, and twice l is 2, and once 2 is q
too! These interesting and instructive COM
binations of the figures of this year may be
carried out by an ingenious person to an al
most indefinite extent.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
How Men Love-.

have spoken only of woman's lows; what
of man's2 My sex may deem me heterodox
and worthy of consignment to any earthly
Hades convenient when / assert that / be-
lieve that man really feels the power of love
more than woman, when he does feel it at
all. leave entirely out of the consideration
the fiirt and the butterfly. They are not men
but mere entities. A mans heart is not
equally 4 sceptible with that of a woman's,
though of course every mar who is q man
admires, respects and loves q pretty woman.
Why shouldn't he? But the average man is
mentally, as physically, stronger than the
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
Popping the Question.

Writes a Brooklyn correspondent: Let US
suppose that the lady has been out the even
ing before to a party. The gentleman might
say tha, she looked fatigued. On her re-
joining that this was a foolish thought, he
will get an opportunity of saying: "Not
foolish, Emily; l feel too much interest in
you to permit my W wishes to run coun-
ter to your welfare" This is properly call.
ed the magnificent style of beginning. But
very often the young lady is considerate
enough to assist her bsshful lover. For in
stance there was once a timid fellow who
was fond of borrowing John Phnnix's
jokes ; when she asked him how he felt.
he avenged himself according to the Pbe
nix plan of being very definite. and said be
felt ''about 88 per cent" ''Indeed," she
said with a demure look, ''are you never
going to par ?" And she got in her work
that evening. Another young man was say
ing, as he scratched a luciter on the side of
the house, II like these houses with sand
ed paint nice when you want to strike a
match, you know" 'Is that SC" she asked
uGuufCly i WteA j. lafCu Ill d uUusC Will
sanded paint" and then she looked things
unutterable. If he had asked, "What for ?"
she would have hated him. But he didn't.
He took the hint, and the match was struck
there and then.
What may be called a physiological pro-
posal is illustrated in the the case of Miss
Mary Flynn'and Mr.. Budd. The young lady
"a Boston girl, by the way-was studying
medicine, and Mr.. Budd was counting her.
One evening, as they were sitting together
in the parlor,, Mr.. Budd was thinking how
he should manage to propose. Miss Flynn
was explaining certain physiological facts
for him.
"Do you know" she said, ''that thous-
ands of persons are ACTUALLY ignorant that
they smell with their olfactory peduncle ?"
millions Of EN-" replied Mr.. Budd.
"And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe me
when told her she couldn't wink without
q sphincter muscle"
How unreasonable ?"
"Why a person cannot kiss without a
sphiDcter."
Indeed z"
81 know it is certain"
"May | try if / can ?"
"Oh, Mr.. Budd. it is too bad for you to
make light of such a subj -ct!"
Then he tried it, and while he held her
hand she explained to hum about the mus
Giles of that portion CT the human body.
Willie whispered Miss Flynn, very
family.
"What, darling ?"
81 can hear your heart beat"
1t beats only for you, my angel"
And it sounds out of order. The ven
~tricular contraction ia not uniform"
''Small wonder for that when its bursting
for joy"
You must put yourself under treatment
for it. | will give you some medicine"
'It's your own property, darling; do as
you please with it,"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-22
HFapa Has Soaked the Mill.
[Chicago Tribune]

[Chicago Tribune]
swell, Hazel, uon't you think you bad
better shift onto the other knee for a little
while 2"
Hazel Quirk looked quietly up at Lord
Traverse Bay, with the love light beamlng
forth from her eyes with a tender radiance
that told more plainly than could any words
the deep affection che bore him, but there
was in the look a pleading usefulness, a
sense of trustful security that touched his
very heart. She did not speak, bnt placing
. dimpled arm around his neck, drew his
face down and kissed him with q soft, melt
ing three-for- ffty-cents kiss that she kept on
tap only for him, and then her eyes shone
forth again the love that Ter lips could not
utter, while the dropping mouth quivered
in pain.
"You are not we'll, darling" said Percy
Hanifn (his week day nancy in agonized
tones, the words nearly checking him as he
spoke. "Let me bring your vinaigrette, or
a bottle of seltzer-a quart or two of that
would revive you"
But Hazel only L id her head on his shout
der, wound her while arms around his neck
and began TO sob as if her heart would
break.
My God Hazel, what have, | done to
cause you this bitter anguish ? Speak, my
angel, speak, and tell me wherein the fault
lies. Demand Of me any sacrifice, no mat
ter how great, and it shall be cheer:ully
made. | have a large red apple Ia my over
coat pocket, and it shall be yours-aIl yours
If you will only speak"
Slowly from the shoulder blade rose the
little heai with its mass Of brown curls,
slowly turned the pure, beautiful face of
Hazel Quirk until Percy again looked down
into those eyes that had so lately beamed
forth merry chances, and saw once more the
little nose that had SO often burrowed in bis
vest. You will surely keep your promise p
Hazel asked between the convulsive sobs
that seemed to be breaking her heart and
seriously disarranging her liver.
"Of course | will, my sweet" replied
Percy. You shall have the large red
apple"
"And it is really and truly a red one p
asked the girl, again sobbing as If her heart
would break.
"Yes, my love-"
''Hope to die if it amt ?"-this between
the sobs.
Eyes" said Percy.
''Criss-cross p
Eyes, dear"
"WelI-and here she broke down afresh,
but finally mastered her grief aud spoke.
Papa has soaked the mill !"
"What ?" exclaimed Percy, in tones of
establishment, SOAKED the mill that has
been his home so long 2"
''Same mill" replied Hazel, wringing out
her handkerchief and fishing up a dry one
from the sleeping Car of her p~olonaise.
SWELL. that is sad, indeed said Percy,
'tbut what matters it to US ?'
"Ah, boy, you do not understand" sobbed
the girl, 'syou do not Drop"
why, what do you mean. Hazel. You
have concealed something from me, else
why this juggling with words ?"
Il mean, Percy" said H.zsl, in low, bit
ter tones, THAT the mill Is mortgaged, and
that | am to pay the debt.
"What my Hazel collateral security 1t
can not, must not be !"
"But it il, all the same,' was The fearful
response.
Il care not!' exclaimed the young man"
l"You shall not be sacrificed. will marry