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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-02-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

The foremen of gangs of laborers on the
streets are to receive 81 per day hereafter.
David Guttman has fled petition in ir-
solveDcy. Liabilities $1,000; assets, 81 73S
George McKenna, who killed Doyle in q
fight, has been discharged, as thu homicide
was justifable.
TIE Sunday law people deny that they
ur, on or are responsible for Scbetzel, who
causes the arrests of violators of the law in
trivial cases.
Judge James D. Craig, aged So Court
Commissioner and one of the bar of San
Francisco, died Friday, after only few
hours illness.
M r, Henahy, an inmate of the Alma
House, and los years Of age, died Saturday
moruiug at that institution. She was q
native Of Ireland.
In the contempt case of G. s. Roe, an at
torney, the Suprems Court sustsins Judge
LAWYER, and Roe must 90 to Jail for FIVE day 8
and pay a fine of $3.50. or setve enc hundred
and twenty days more.
John F. Brosdhead, chief clerk of the
Quartermaster's Department, was on Thurs
day arrested for raising a check, and was
placed under bonds of $40, 0O0 He could
not give bail. He confessed the matter to
Major Bstehelder. His populations extend
| hack to December, 1880. Broadhead is aged
As, and has a wife and two DAUGHTERS in San
Francisco. He is brother-in- law Of United
States Senator Van Wyck, of Nebraska.
Thomas W. Wood committed suicide at the
What Cneer House, on Sacramento street, at
2:3o o'clock Saturday afternoon. by swallow.
| ing quantity of strychnine. The deceased
had bsen residing in the house since Deem
| Der 22d last, when he was discharged from
The marine service at Mare Island Navy
Yard. He was a nativa of Virginia, aged
| 81 years, and married The supposed cause
| for his suicide was the reaction following a
p,o.racted spree.
Proceedings we're commenced Friday in
| Judge E1monds' Court by Kate Sargent for
! an absolute divorce with alimony from Hon.
| X ,swell G. Sare emit on the ground of ex-
| treme cruelty. She further prayed that The
cu.tody Of their four child en- he given as the
| Court might deem jus5, and asks that she be
| awarded g. are of the community e,tate,
| which is valued at s400 000 Roswell @.
| Sargent put in no written r joiDder. but ap.
| peared in person and asked for change of
| venue to San Joaquin county, which plea " 9
| argued and taken under adyisement by The
| Court.
| The mercantile community Saturday after
noon was surprised bv the Appearance of tie
| illosin advertisement Merchants Ex.
change, Califoinia street, will inaugurste the
| calling of stsp'e artic O. of produce, mer.
Oh andise and standard banking securities, e
the Exchange room on Monday, February IS,
| 1882. at 1870 p NJ Until further notice. par
les wishing to participate will be omitted
free during the call, and those having spot
tote Of produce, etc. tor .ale, can exhi it
SAMPLES. j. g. PAThIcK, Pres dent" 1hi,
singular annourc meat. np-eLting IS it did
all the traditions and customs Of this digni.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-02-13

Doors AND SHOES at low-rent prices at
Anderson b HaInm's.
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VANCOUVER QUARTZ WILL.
no MY oLo P.IRoMs.

GEND FOR DESCRIPTIVE CIRCULARS
y wM. Z. STILES, Sac anento city, Cal.
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FAscY GoeDs at lo~.rent prices at Ander
son & Hamai's

SEE new advertisement ef Anderson 4
HAmm.
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FOR SALE.
DoMlNoS TO RENT!

" ASRS ~ THE HUNDREDi
TNRINGEs, LACE, TAssELs, STARS, RE-
galias. and everything pertaining to MAS.
QUER kDEs, at
DALE &z CO.
] street EfeI- 3plml Sacramento.
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Thirty Acres near PeDryD, Piae er county.
WILL EXCHANGE FOR PROPERTY IN SACkA-
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Fourteen Acres Half a VILE Fast of sacra.
mento. viii all raise Alfalfa; has on the place
good dwelling, tarn and small orchard. Will be sold
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

another onslaught. Not that the cir.
Gus performance is coucudedr' he con.
tinued rs he fell clear over the stream
and rolled into the umbrella. The
best is yet TO comeN and in trying to
straighten the umbrella, which had
turned inside out, he caught the foun-
tain again and slid down it on to the
curbst0ne with sound like a bung-
starter on barrel.
"My dear, why don't you-?" be-
gan Mrs. Spoopendyke.
Amt IP" roared her husband.
"Praps you know more about the per-
sonal habits Of this than / do" and he
slammed at it with the umbrella and
kicked at it until his leg was loose.
MAY be you've got some political in
huence hcre"' and lowering his head
behind the umbrella he charged again,
The water tipped the umbrella straight,
poured up into il and fell in a deluge
on Spoopendyke's head and shoulders.
Don't be alarmed ladiesn he squealed.
There no danger" and he smashed
the umbrella down over it, like an ex-
tinguisher. "a competent corps OF
officials always on hand" but at this
juncture the umbrella ripped from
handle to whalebone tip, the stream
caught Mr. Spoopendyke under the chin
and landed him pale and gasping
against the fence.
"This is what ! meant, dear" said
Mrs. Spoopendyke, boldly approach
ing the fountain, kicking the nozzle
over and turning the water off, This
is what wanted
"I know what sc wantm yelled Mr.
Spoopendyke fairly beside himself with
rage when he saw how easy it was
done. "Ye oaiy want little political
influence and brick chimney TO be a
board Of water commissioners II
could kick like you I'd build a well
around me, get into wash-tub and
rent out as a reservoir If that's all ye
wanted, what made We howl for foun.
tain? If ye only wanted to kick il
over, what made ye stand around and
devil me into putting motor in and
start private water bulding" Mr.
Spoopendyke wrenched Of the hose
without waiting 10 uncouple it, and
started for the house.
Are you wet, dear?N asked Mrs.
Spoopendyke, regarding him affection
ately.
"Wetr' howled Mr.. Spoopendyke,
MAN is four.ffths water, and the other
fifth of me is little moist that's all;''
aud Mr.. Spoopendyke plunged uE
stairs and into bed,
Il don't care, murmured Mrs.
Spoopcndyke. "Elc didn't stand still
long enough to get chilled, and il h'
keeps mad for an hour longer he won
catch cold" And, acting on this new
pathy, Mrs. SpoopendyHe busted hersel
at the bedside until her husband fel
asleep from the exhaustion Of anger
and snored the snore Of the just --
By1OIlyu Eagle.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
Mothers, Notbers!! Mothers,!,

are you disturbed At night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the excruciating pain of cutting
tcethl If so, 60 at once and get bottle OF
iIrs, Winslow's Soothing Syrup. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon it; there is no mistake
about it. There is not mother on earth
who has ever used it, who will not tell you
at once that it will regulate the bowels
and give rest 10 the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic
1t is perfectly safe TO use in all cases and
pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip'
tion of one of the Oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States
Sold everywhere. 25 cents bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
BEYOND THE RIVER.
AWAY ACROSS THE MISSISSIPPI IS HELpA

AWAY ACROSS the MISSISSIPPI IS HELDA
CONVINCING oNVERSArlON.
'I tell yon sir tbat tbcynrr one Of The neateS,
coinbir6tions ever produced aud my experience Of
that sgrt Of lhi hss been vide enough to entltle
my judgment 20 some respect"
"oh, don't KNOW, responded the Irst speakers
fried. with O iJto yawn, as though he didn't take
much inter 90 in thg subject i have never been
able to gee mnsn difference in troec hings, They
are all y cuy nearly Uc same size, and mode OF
aboni th' same stun
The talk o( which The foregoing fragment.
took place iu Gat'stu, Htssonri, not long ago, in
the snug ollcc DR., NJ Z. Flo@ers, ole of the
endint phgsioiaos Of thc state whn followed up
the vein % which b' had introduced II suhstan-
TALLY In thrse words;
"Nonsense, that il the Hgmarue Of a boy, or
rather Of man VINO eth T doesn't know or doesn't
care what he says hose things, AZ you call
them, are just Ar d,fcrent ~ the moon Ia from
green cheese. Now, MIN nts, l. tlons and olnt-
menis are very good 10 most Cases for the relief
Of pain OF iunamaticn, But in the first place they
are uncl au They snil the hand- and the linen,
beside. beiut aways on, of reach when they are
most uled
well ms dear doctor sighed the tr veler rom
TIE &lr.d, aa would YOU havcg his is
, WI tched word anyhow, and nothing Is ever at
| hand wh 90 i'vaut cau't II g.t any.
ting
lc. ca ,'br klein dec or tbumpin.. the
tahIr with hl- h-L II "a sugg Il BENs rs
rAPClNEP Pu o sP STER. Iha, tired II
on m p lru'-,a d baye re. Ito my.c, for
an tack o funomoui eua ina lc, es re,,f has
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
Professor Blackie and his Pupils,

Few teachers in charge Of young men
can allow them to tr0hc in the class.
room, and still hold and enforce respect
and attention. The singular example
of playful familiarity between college
instructor and pupils, shown in Prof
Blackie, seems the more singular for be.
ing in dignilied Scotland. The White.
hall ReCteU says:
The relations which subsisted between
this ripe scholar and his crew Of rough
Scotch students were such as an Oxford
tutor would faint TO think of. Here is a
sketch, not from the imagination, OF the
lecture of a session in the Greek class.
room at Edinburgh:
The Professor-And now | will read
to you song have just written. I'm.
mense applause First, will read II in
Greek, and then, since probably none Of
you will know enough Of Greek to un.
derstand it [Oh! oh!]--l will read il
in the barbarous tongue which you can
comprehend. Laughter.
A Celt-Sing it, Blackie'
Cheers, cat-calls, laughter, roars OF
"Sing itn' the Professor yainly endeay.
oring to get hearing. In lull of the
storm he calculates, "You are a pack
Of; the epithet is drowned in
howl,,]
The Professor gathering up his pa
persl ! won't read the song at all
Profound silence
The Professor Smiling benignly --
Very well, my dear fellows since yoJ
really seem able to behave yourselves,
! viii read the song. and Backie,
whom all the rough lads adore, bcgin'
TO recite his song in Greek and then il
"the barbarous tongue. and q capita
song it Isl
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
Distress After Eating,

the resul, OF indigestion, will no longer be
experienced if half tablespoon of Sim
mons Liver Regulator ia taken after each
meal II is such a good digester, and SO
mild and pleasant in its effects, that it is
used by many after hearty meal to ensure
good digestion. The Regulator does not
nauecate or irritate the stomach, 10 purely
vegetable, aud can be taken in any con,
diton of the system, and, unlike any Other
unknown medicine, when its use discon.
tinued, the system is not left constipated
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
Ths Man Who BUYS His Wife's Things

The happiest homes are those where
the husband interferes never at all in the
household management, but turns over
10 the wife the money for the house,
and leaves the rest for her, ! can APP
preciate the man who goes TO market.if
he does not 20 out for economy--to get
butter cent or two less pound, or
cheaper cuts Of beef-but because be
wants the best there is TO BE- had. Men
are more skillful, more generous mar
keters, than women. They are free
with money when delicacics are offered;
they will have the first OF the season OF
everything, cost what it may. And the
market people seldom try to pull the
wool over their eyes, as they sometimes
do with women, and palm off uponthem
second rate articles at first-rate prices.
Men are not TO be humbugged when
the stomach Is in question. But mar
keting is not mans business. The
wife should control that as she should
everything which pertains TO house
keeping. II, however, there is anything
to be said in favor OF the man who does
the marketing, it is impossible to find
excuses for the man who does all tho
family shopping and relegates his wife
to a position in the house which is
nothing higher than that which might
be occupied by an upper servant. Pro.
CSCSS
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

Magnificent promises sometimes end
in paltry performances" A magnificent
exception to this is found in Kidney Wort
which inVariebly performs even more cures
than it promises. Here is a single instance
Mother has recovered wrote sr Illinois
girl to her relatives "She took bitters for
long time but without an good, So when
she heard of the virtues Of Kidney.Wort
she got box and it has completely cured
her liver complaint"
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
American Inst tute on Pure Grape Wine

The President and a Committee from the
Farmers Club. Of the American Institute,
have visited Speer's Vineyards and Wine
Cellars, and they report that the Port Grape
Wine Of Alfred Speer Of New Jersey, is the
must reliable wine TO be obl.iued Il is
now being used by Physicians who are the
most choice in the selection of wines tor
convalescent patients The principal hos
pitfalls in New York have adopted this wiue
II is for sale by Paul Schuh limo
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
An Absent-Minded Young Man,

A popular young printer in Augusta,
who until recently has resided beneath
his fathers root.tree, married few
weeks since and leased apartments If
another part OF the city. The other
evening, after completing his days
work, he left the Office, went up street
and purchased his Boston paper, and
then climbed the hill to bis father
house. Entering its familiar precincts
he marched to the wash-room, made his
toilet, and then presented himself at The
table. The family, who had beer
watching his operations, eyed him witt
amazemeut, and at last his mother soft.
ly inquired: My sou, have YOU pro-
cured n divorce thus early in your wed
ded career2' A pale crimson husi
suflused the young mans face, whict
rapidly deepened into cardinal Thet
he gasped, II forgot all about being
married. Leaving the table amid 5
roar Of laughter, the young man hur
ried out and walked hastily home
where his young wife was impatiantll
awaiting his coming AHgg&'a (M.y
Jowndi.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro.
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliance on
trial for thirty days to men lyoung or old
who are afflicted with Nervous Debility
Lost Vitality and Manhood, and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete
restoration Of health and manly vigor Ad
dress as above. n. B--No risk is incur
red as thirty DAYS trial is allowed.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

'Hum4nity's great hope for the future is
alone to be realized in improved conditions
OF ma,rimcEy, What profound obliga'
tion does this fact involve Those who
realize the responsibility can hardly do bet
ter than take advice from Mrs Lydia Pink.
ham whose wonderful remedies for the
cure of al diseases peculiar to women are
80 Justly celebrated. Send for pamphlet.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression
Of Spirits and General Debility, in their
various forms; also as a preventive against
Fever and Ague, anl other Intermittent
Frvrrs, the "Feuo-Phosporated Elixir Of
Calissya,' made by Caswell, Hoard & Co.
New York, and sold byulI Druggists, is the
best tonic; and f,r patients recovering from
Fever or other sickness, It has no equal. (l)
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
kuck len n Arnlga Salye

The Best Salve IN the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilb'ains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptons, and positively
cures Piles. It is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
e5 cents per box. For sale by GEO. E
O'HARA.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

For fifteen years l have been greatly an
noyed with this disgusting disease, which
caused severe pain in my head, contnus
drol ping into my throat and unpleasant
bre tn. Ny sense OF smell was much i'm
pared. BY thorough use for SIX month:
ol Elys Cream Balm have entirely over.
con thesD troubles. J,B Case, S,. Drni'
Ho'pl, Broadway aud Eleventh street
n. Y.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

See woman in another column, near
Speers Vineyards, picking grapes from
which Speer's Port Grape wine is made,
that is SO highly esteemed by the medical
profession, for the use of invalids weekly
persons and the aged. Sold by Druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

The most obstinate cases OF CatArrh and
Hay Fever are cured by the use of Elys'
Cream Balm, the only agreeable remedy.
Price 80 cents. Apply into nostnls with
little h0ger.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

Dr. NJ. T. Gamble, Farmingten, ILL.,.
says: "No proprietary medicine that
handle gives ~ much satisfaction al
Browns Iron Bitters.'
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

HANS Iiermanson, 1913 Indiana st., Chica-
90, says;"l have used Browns Iron Bitters
for neuralgia, and it has effected perfect
cure"
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

The L. S. government are using large
Plumbers of the Improved Howe Scales,
Borden, Selleck & Co., agents, ST. Louis,
Mo. IN
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

You ct, when coughs and colds are fly.
ing about like gnsts in storm, "Dr. Sell
er's Cough Syrup is u sure cure.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

and myself, great sufferers from Catarrh,
have been cured by Elys' Cream Balm.
My sense OF smell restored and health
greatly improved. G. NJ. Stanley, dealer
in booth and shoes, Ithcs, n. Y.
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

Boils, pimplrs, and all blood diseases
are cured by DR. Lindsey's Blood Searcher.'
Sold by all druggists. Never fails,
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
An On y Daught rrurtd of
IOnSI mptiOn.

when death wt- h0url expected, Al remedies
hay ug ed ana Dr. II aumes Wa ex crime {.
ING So. G ua erb- # aIcutta he accident
ally made p rp lat on wh ch ured bp y child
t Cunrrmp 10 HIS hi d is W In thsc uutry
III wO ID lh,t Consumption can g positively and
lernune tly cured The dot now gives his
Recipe free only askiup two lhroe cent amps TO
pay expenses This herb also cures nj. ht sweate
nausea at the stomach, aud wi break upa iresh
col In tweuty.i ur hOd's Address Craldo,k Il
Co., 1922 Race rect Philadelphia, naming this
paper
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03
New Jersey Premium Wine.

Physicians state that the Port Wine that
took the premium at the Centennial, pro.
duced and offered for sale by Mr.. Alfred
Speer, of New jersey, is wine that can
be safely used for medicinal purposes, be-
ing pure and free from medication, and is
more reliable than ether Port Wines 1t is
especially recommended for weakly fc-
males and the aged. The deep color is
due to the iron from the brown stone shaIe
rock on which the grapes grow, which is
rich in iron. For sale by,Paul G, Schulz
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

DR. KIINE's GREAT NERVE REsroHER is
the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases,
All fits stopped free, Send to 03l Arch
street. Philadclnia, Pa
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

LIZ, pAHRHIt IS ,'p,Loss"",
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

new ADVERTISEMENTS
The daily Cairo bulletin., 1882-12-03

M" ADVERTISEMENTS.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-08-12
NUMBER "a.

The River and Harbor steal ought
to insure the eountrya Democrat Com
gress next time and fof all time to
come.-Gncinnatt Ettquirer.
Yes, it will be inorder for Demo-
cratic conventions to denouHce the
steal. The West Virginia Democratic
convention, however, that meets at
Parkersburg on the 23d, will not fake
a hand on that side, in consideration
OF the consbicGous agency of Mr..
kenna ON the floor of the House in
drumming for votes on behalf of the
passage of the bill over the Presi-
dents veto, and also in consideration
OF the further fact that Senator Davis
and Camden and Representatives
Hoge and Wilson onallcoUpersted with
hfm in passing the bill over said
veto. 1t is therefore safe 10 say that
the Parkersburg convention will be
entirely oblivious on the "steaI."
The facts in regard to the passage
OF the "steal'' are easily told. Ina
nut shell they are as follows: The
Dill was passed over the veto in the
House by the votes of 65 Repubfl-
canss 5l Democrats, 2 Independent
Democrats, and Greenbackers. OF
those who stood by the President and
sustained his veto, 80 were Republic
cans, "A Democrats, and Republican
Greenbacker.
In the Senate there were Is Re-
publicans and % Democrats who CO.
operated in passing the bill over the
veto, and y Republicans. 8 Demo-
Gratis and I Independent who united
in sustaining the veto.
Now let the music begin in all the
Democratic organs about the ''steal."
These are the facts Wheeling Intel
lgencer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-08-12

During a total eclipse of its surface
the moon assumes copper.red color,
which gradually fades away as the
eclipse progresses. Mr.. w. Mattieu
Williams accounts for this curious
phenomenon by sdpposing that the
Illuminated portion of the lunar sur
face. lacking the protection of an at
mospliere, must be made red hot by
the sun'H says. Only Il thin layer of
the moons substance is so heated and
when the SUMS rays are Withdrawn
it rapidly c0ols, causing the fading
away of the red color when in the
shadow of the earth. II his hypo-
thesis is correct, Mr.. Williams be-
lieyes that the surface temperature of
the bright side Of the moon must be
about 600 degrees. OF course the
dark side must be intensely cold, so
quickly does the heat pass into space
after the sun disappears. On the
whole, the moon must be an uncom-
Portable WORLD
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-08-12

In the United States Circuit Court.
at Boston, few days ago, an impor-
tant decision was rendered respecting
the mutllation of coins. I've defend-
ant was convicted upOtl two ihdict-
meflts charging him with passing
counterfeited silver COINS. The coins
in question had small holes made in
them, and these holes had been filed
with base metal to conceal the mutt
lation. The ruling of the Judge of
the District Court for the purposes of
the trial was that such an act was
couhterfeiting. This ruling and the
subsequent conviction in respect to
those coins which had been drilled
and afterwards filled, if any portion
of them had been removed, it is the
opinion of the judges to whom the
case was appealed. is correct; but.
they do not consider that the addi.
tiOn of base metal or the puncture of
coin, without removing any portion
of it, is criminal act. The verdict
was therefore set aside.