The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1882-12-09
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he Tho best Pross-A press of bu
:, siness.
r, Not pleasant dish-Tho cold
Dr. shoulder.
1t was sudden imp pulse that
made Eye mastieate tho apple.
u :" a new way to pay old debts
e to take the money aud pay them,
q The man who is always aas
h cool as a cucumber" is generally as
, as green.
0 1t kaIndrops on the roof" OF
course 1t drops on the roof. That's
what the roof is for.
Jones, who has been lately
married, says that courtship is bliss
but matrimony is blister.
Some ono says: Courtship is
tho egg froth, and marriage the Gus.
lard in the floating island of lito."
1t is as hard 10 do good bust.
ness without advertising as it is for
a eross-oyed man to borrow shot
gun.
Hunting IN tho wrong eeme-
'ary for the hcadstone of departed
friend would naturally BIO called a
grave mistake.
"A Now York girl has made
Sl3o,QO0 by an oil transaction. A
can OF 1t blow hor rich aunt to king
dom como.
"A rich California Ghinaman has
been divorced from his white wife
lie would rather give hor allee.mo-
ney than live with her.
Jones, why do you send your
wash tn p CLIP. --ss4rs' .s's.ss' sfon
IF grief Of reading ono OF his editor.
ials, and loft him $4,000.
Life for the hopeful youth is
full of to morrow The old man
who livos on yesterday has a slend-
or diet and little comfort.
Rich gifts wax poor when Civ
ors prove unkind.-ShakePeare.
But tho rich gifts are a great dea |
better than no gifts, wax or no wax.
-" The man who never changes
his opinyun amt a-goin to know
much, and tho one who changes 1t
TOO often, " a.goin to know less. -
Josh Billings
What strange SMILES people do
make use of to be sure They say
that a thing is as black as the ace OF
spades, when their comparison
would be much stronger did they
say as black as the ten of spades,
which is ten times rs black as the
ace. A man tells you that he has
bean working all day like a dog,
when you know aud he knows that
dog does not work at all. A gen.
tleman Dragged that his boys could
swim like a duck, when nelghbor
SAID his boy went into the water like
goose and got drowned.
ID find" SAID an old man, "that
thore IS absolutely no limit to the
durability OF the teeth If they are
properly taken care of ! never
drink hot drinks, always brush my
teeth morning and evening, avoid
all acids whateyer and, although l
am sixty five years old, my teeth
0 are as good as they ever were"
D 81 And that is all you do to preserve
! YOUR teeth, is it2" dyes sir, that's
o all barring perhaps, the fact l put
d them in a gass of water at night
The FARMER AND THE FRIsKY
n FRoas.-A Connecticut editor pub
4 Iished tho statement that ga frog
fell into pail Of milk in Connec =
i. itcut town one night recently, and
a in the morning was found sitting
J., upon a roll of fresh butter which
p he had churned by kicking with his
h, legs" A farmer read tho notice
"a and put in the half Of a day catch
IN ing dozen frogs. lie was going to
i. save tho work OF churning, and at
n night he put the frogs in pals Of
milk and in the morning had the
p. pleasure of finding his milk spoiled
in by the presence ola dead frog ir
an each pail. The editor has lost
n subscriber and considerable hide
%. since lhon.