The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-04-19
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women as Wives" The idea seems
feasible. -lNorristown Herald.
At Maple Park, ILL.,, a 15-year old
boy, named Reuben Hart, has just mar
ried his brother's widow, over whose
head thirty five summers have passed.
A st. Louis man offers a reward of
$50 to any oma who will peel an
orange with her fingers and eat it with
out getting any Juice on her Chin
Detroit Fire. Press.
The great humorist in the world
is the man who stands about the post
office and, when an editor gets his mail,
remarks, as his eyes fall upon the ex-
changes, that the shears have got a big
Job on hand.-lOl City Derrick.
The Burlington Hawkeye advises all
those who are searching for independ-
ence to look in the kitchen. 1t un-
doubleday refers to the day when the
kerosene can, the girl and the stove be-
come inextfibably mixed.-lLockport
Union.
An Austin young man was seen com.
ing hurrIdly out of a business house
which he had entered to solicit en-
ployment as a salesman. "Did the
bUss engage you as u salesman?'r mo;
lie wanted me to travel" was the am
biguous reply.
Yale college seems. to be running the
government of the Sandwich Islands.
Two judges of the supreme court, the
superintendent of schools, the attorney
general and some minor officers are
graduates of the New Haven institu-
ton.
1t is the scholar, Ralph Waldo Emer-
son, who says: II should as soon think
If swimming across the Charles river
when l wish to go to Boston as of read
ing all my books in originals, when l
lave them rendered to me in my moth
or tongue"
The German oil wells lately discov.
cred do not urn out SO well as was ex-
pected. The refined oil proves to be
unsLited for illumination, and smokes
so badly that it cannot be used in
dwellings. The export of American
oil to Germany will therefore continue.
1t is said hat under the laws of the
pilgrim fathers a man could not kiss
his wife on Sunday. If the laws didn't
prevent him from kissing his pretty
hired girl, the probabilities are that he
didn't make very strong efforts to have
the statute repealed
Herald.
1t was n mean man and a Chicago
artist who announced the exhibition OF
a magnificent piece of sculpture, 1.-THE
Old Trapper," and then when the de
luded crowd paid their dimes and went
into the hall, showed them a fine tooth
comb of the vintage of 1952.-[Bur,
lington Hawkeye.
A detachment of the United States
army was discovered prowling around
the Jail in which Guiteau was confined
with their fingers on the triggers OF
their rifles. 1t is supposed they are
yearning for an eight years. sentence,
and a national dime subscription
Norrestown Herald.
Luther said: 'If q man is not hand.
some at 20, strong at 80, learned at 40,
and rich at SO, he will never be hand,
some, strong, learned, or rich in this
world" Luther no doubt struck the
bulls-eye as far as beauty, strength and
lrarning are concerned, but he died be,
fore an office holder had acquired the
art of saving $4,000 a year out of Il
salary of $1,000; hence his remarks
about riches don't fit now.-lNorris,
town Herald.
A pair of magnificent rifles have been
received in Washington for presenta.
ion by President Arthur to the Sultan
of Muscat, and the the Rajah of Taal
Luban. The first is given for courte.
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tan, la the presentation to the national
museum of a large collection of curl
%osities. The latter is a recognition of
valuable and timely and and kindness
shown to the officers and crew of the
American bark Coringa, which was,
nearly two years ago, wrecked off the
coast of Taal Luban, one of the largest
of the Philippine Islands, about three
hundred miles south of the coast of
China.
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