The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-11-30

fOAS'p'S NNiSiIdiiS/ L gram lldli d YEA
spoonful of sugar. Mix with two table
~spoonfuls of water. Take a spoonful
every hour. He declares the remedy
unfailing. Its very simplicity has caus,
ed it to be overlooked.
o. Pancoast, Ashland, Ohio, says
81 have been selling Browns Iron Bit
tiers for some time and find it to be Civ
ing real good satisfaction"
Charley Mullen split his foot almost in
two last Monday morning while splitting
wood for his family. Part of the bone
cut in two was removed. The wound is
serious. Drs. Webb and Quinn dressed
it. He and his family 10 need the con-
federation of those who are blessed with
more than a plenty of this worlds COM
forts. Will they receive it?
Take a ride through w. A. Eidson's
new addition to Eaton on north Cherry
and Artisan streets, just opened up to
the public. North Eaton is on the boom.
When an editor makes a mistake in
his paper all the world sees it and calls
him a liar. When a private citizen makes
a mistake nobody knows it except a few
friends, and they come round and ask
the editor to keep it out of the paper
When a private citizen dies, the editor
is asked to write Of all his good qualities
and leave out the bad. When the editor
dies the private citizen says, "Now the
old liar will get his deserts"
Toysl Toysl Toys! at o. f. C. S.,
next to P. o.
The courthouse at Eaton is to be en-
larged and plans are being prepared for
that purpose. Preble is a small county.
but it must have room for litigation.-But-
Ter Co. Democrat.
Not SO small, Bro. Brant; but If there
are any preparations going on for an en-
largement of our court house we don't
know it. There is no prospect of it either,
under the regime of our present County
Commissioners.
Boys Mittens zoe. and 25c. at JOS.
Woerner's.
When the doors to the south side en-
trance of the Opera House are open,
they almost close up the passage to and
from the chicken-coop gallery of this
building. There is also an entrance on
the north side, yet the persons who have
charge of the room compel the entire
audience 10 pass out at the south entrance
where they must be jamned, crammed
and id by those coming from the
gallery. Why not throw open both the
passages at the close of an entertain
ment?
Boys Mittens zoe. and 25c., at Jos.
Woerner's.
An exchange says that November con-
tributes a brilliant record to the plane
tary annals of the year. Venus r%ejoices
in her period of greatest brilliancy. Nep-
tune and Saturn arrive at opposition
within five days of each other. Jupiter
increases in size and brightness as night
after night he comes earlier above the
horizon. Mercury makes positively his
last appearance during the year as morn
ing star, when bright-eyed observers may
hope for a glimpse OF his shining face
Students of the stars will find no end to
the enjoyment of following the track of
these bright wanderers among the. stars
in the crisp, cool, November nights.
The Road Law, designed to prevent
the cutting of roads, which can be done
only in the rainy season, is now in force.
From the 18th. of November to the 18th
of May of each year it is unlawful to
carry q burden of mole than two thou
sand five hundred pounds in a vehicle
having a tire of less than four inches in
width; unless the roads be dry or frozen
sufficiently to bear burdens of greater
weight. The County Commissioners are
empowered to prescribe weights that may
be carried in vehicles having a tire OF
greater width. The Commissioners also
constitute a Board of Directors, with the
power to prosecute all offenders, and
shall fix the penalty at not less than SIS.
Silk Handkerchiefs 40, 60 and 75c., al
Jos. Woerner's.
The farmers of this country should
learn a lesson about raising potatoes
Any kind of potatoes sell well when there
is a light crop, but when the yield is like
it is this year, shippers want,straight va
~rieties, which always command bette.
prices than mixed. Farmers, who rails
potatoes for market, would make NOR,
money on the cropi if they would be NOR
particular and have their varieties strong
ly marked. In this respect potatoes ar
just like apples, mixed apples neve
command the prices that regular varie
ties do. They may sell well enough a
/ home on examination, but will not do S
| we'll to ship.
l Neckties, all the latest style and in
mense variety, at Jos. Woerner's.
, Those who failed to hear Vending
the Opera House last Thursday evening
4 missed a literary treat and IN eloqueu
address. We believe we are safe in say
ing it was the best of all the lectures prt
scented by the Lyceum. While he lai
out Ingersoll, he also disposed off in mo'
scathing language the clergy who pro
fame their sacred desks to the purpose
n of party politics-the men who come
I you protesting a "call" to preach "Chrii
4 and Him crucified," and whenever a
a occasion presents desecrate their pulpit
by political harangues in the interests
one party or the other. We wish all E.
toms clergy had been there to hear it,
Only one we noticed present.
n Fancy Inkstands, Writing Desks ar
Work Baskets at o. E. G. S., next
P. o.
IS The secret of beauty is health. Tho
who desire to be beautiful should do