Stephens City star. (Stephens City, Va.) 1881-1883, 1882-04-22

finally went to. He answered, They
practice law spell here and then go
to the Legislature"
In store and for sale, 100 kegs
Wheeling Nails, assorted sizes, at low
est rates. G. F. MAYERs.
1t takes but thirteen minutes to lead
an elephant on railroad train, while
it takes twenty for any sort Of a wo.
man to kiss her friends goodbye and
lose the check for her trunks. But
then woman has more trunks than
an elephant.
Examine the stock of Ladies Misses
and Chidren's Shoes just received by
Steele g. Bro. 3ltf
Wealth in the world is Just so much
baggage to be taken care Of, but a Gull
tivated brain is easy to carry, and is II
ver-faiing source of profit and
pleasure.
Steele & Bro. keep full supply Of
Wagon and Buggy Shafts, Axles, q ubs,
spokea, Rims, Clips, Bolts, Springs,
&c., &c. Blu
AS spring is now upon us. the farm
ers have commenced tilling the soil.
And now begins another year of la
Dor, for which we hope their efforts
may he crowned with success.
An exchange says, Mans average
life is 33 years. DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup will always live"
1t is said that it is perfect natural
for dog to attach himself to some
thing, and love it. Don't t.leve it.
He is no sooner attached to an old
oyster can than lie loves din distance.
Don't make mistake and get the
wrong horse, out of the many always
hitched at Steele & Dinges' store, after
having made your purchases. 40
Professor Proctor SAYS that one hun
dred and fifty million years hence our
days will be fourteen hundred hours
longl Just think Of day in the har-
vest field then And Of the four
clcck piece +
Profitable investment. One dollars
worth of She,1d ms Caral,y Condttioa,
POWDERS fed 10 , oop of thirty ems
will yield profit of three dollars, be-
sides preventing all manner OF diseases
Be sure to get Sheridan's. The large
packs are worthless.
Some one asks if strong umbrella,
held open over ones head when jump
ing from burning building would
not so retard descent as to be of value
in such cases Very likely; and if
there is no umbrella handy, grab some
woman with fashionable hat Oh and
Jump with her.
A life saved for thirty-Gve cents
A lady in Boston had diphtheria, aud
was almost dead from stransnlation.
but was instantly relieved and finally
cured by johnson s Anodyie Linina Mt.
Every family should have bottle
ready for instant use.
Albin Bros, of Winchester, paid
our town visit on Wednesday, and
brought with them an pu5 in place
in our cemetery several very pretty
tombstones over the remains of the
following deceased persons. viz: Capt
Joseph Long, Miss Jane Wilson, and
two children of Adam Barley.
DRESS does not make the man" hit
it often makes successful one. We
have known many an heiress lost by
her sutton being lily dressed. There
fore, We young men. bachelors and wild,
overs, go to Jacob Lumley's mercn mt
tailor shop and fit yourselves out in
one of his splendid spring and sunme,
suits. He has on hand a new stock oil
some of the incest cloths. cassimeres,
vestings. &c.. ever brought to town
Mr.. Richard Crowley, of Salem,
Mass, says II can from personal ex-
perience, recommend Browns Iron
Bitters AS beng permanent cure for
indigestion, dyspepsia, SIX stomach
painful urinatiou. etc. 1t strengthens
the whole general system. It's effect
is most wonderful. "
She was cleaning house the other
day because it was mild. She decora-
ted her room with her pictures and
she rerched her husbands photo high
up on the topmost nail Then she sat
down to admire her handiwork
and then she remarked bIissfnllv, rs
she smiled a sweet, satisfying smile,
Nov, everything is lovely and the
goose hangs high"
A writer in the american Farme,
says: If garden seeds, when planted
in the spring, are firmly pressed when
under the earth by the ball of the
foot, at the time the gardeners are
putting them into the ground, they
will invariably gr ", droulh or nc
drouth; and what Is still more npor.
tant, they will spring up earlier and
grow faster, and mature better thar