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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1882-08-10
BRIDGE NOTICE.

OFFICE OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS,
YoRKvILLE, S. c., July II, 1882.
TNTIL TUESDAY, the 22nd day Of AUGUST,
1882, at 10 o'clock, a. NJ, SEALED PRO
POSALS will be received for the letting out of a
CONTRACT FOR a BRIDGE across Bullock $
Creek, at GILLESPIE'S FORD, on new cut
road leading from Hoodtown to Mrs. M. +.
Smarrs plantation. -,
Plans and Specifications may be seen by calling
on JAMES B. ALLISON, Clerk of the Board, at
Yorkvile. and also at the Ford, on the day and
hour above mentioned.
A bond with two sufficient sureties for faithful
work, in double the sum proposed, must accom-
pany each bid
The right is reserved to reject any and all pids.
BY order of the Board,
JAMES B. ALLISON, Clerk.
Julv 2O 90 st
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MOTIVES.

MOTIVES.
The reason that some persons do not commit
some sins is because they are towards. They
are afraid that if theydo what they really de-
sire to do, it will bring them into trouble. If
they were absolutely sure that no one could
find them out, they would do all sorts of wick
ed acts. They would steal and commit muir
der, but their cowardice is so great that they
keep themselves constantly in the back ground.
They desire to be safe rather than right.
Expedency is the motive which prompts
others to act, or deters them from acting. No
matter whether an act be right or wrong in it.
self, this class of the human family will not
perform it unless it can be viewed by them as
expedient If, however, it can be shown that
an act is in accordance with worldly policy,
they will perform it, no matter whether it be
right or wrong.
There is another class WHICH cannot be in
duced to do what it regards as unpopular.
Those who constitute this class of the human
family will do or suffer anything provided it
will secure for them popular applause. They
are ready to climb mountains, to cross broad
seas, or even to die, provided their acts will re-
ceive the commentator of the multitude.
None of these three classes of men can be safe
ly depended upon. Only the man who does
what he regards as right and refrains from
doing what he regards as wrong, can be safely
trusted.
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SAD.

1t is manifest that large number Of the
human family enjoy but few Of the comforts
of this world They are poor. They were
born amid scenes of squaid poverty, and sur
rounded by poverty they spend all their days.
There is something sad in this. 1t is painful
to see human beings drag out an existence un-
der such circumstances. But sad as is the
present life of many of the human family,
their prospect for another world is even more
so. They have no fear of God before their
eyes. Gods word is by them despised, and his
holy name profaned. They have no home here
and no Inheritance beyond the tomb. The
present is cheerless and the future is dark and
gloomy. They have no friend who will &C
company them beyond the confines of this
dreary world In their folly they reject the
offers of mercy nadethem by God, and they
are literally without God and without hope.
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Ii NJ f..

TRESH ROACHED LIME forsale at my Kiln,
II II miles East of Blacks Station, s. c., known
as the "Greene Kiln" Orders for Lime in Bar
rels will have prompt attention. Price rs cents
per bushel at kiln, Blacks Station, s. C..
J. w. RHYME.
April IA ly
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NOTICE TO FARMERS
HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE.

VIlHE undersigned offers for sale, the Lot in
Yorkville, known as the 'Meek Place." l,
is situated near the Methodist Church. and con.
tains TWO ACRES, more or less. On the lot is
a two-story Dwelling House, containing SIX
LARGE ROOMS AND A BASEMENT, lum-
Der house, corn-c crib and stable.
Terms will be made easy.
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RICHMOND AND DANVILLE RAILROAD.
e7anns.~ss~s-
aASgH5r4Asrs e ssH r4Asrs1tIH1S WHIiEisIM7 Wi.H.!..i5
1W II ~ ~ 1EII wv IN
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT.

ON and after April 3Oth, 1882, Passenger
" Train Service on the Atlanta and Charlotte
Airline division Of this road will be follows:
EASTWARD.
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Mnmuruus department.
MR.. PEEK'S HORSE.

The witness was being examined by the coun-
sci for the prosecution.
''Mr. Peek, you say, was sitting in his house
in front of jones' store when Mr.. LaZenDy
addressed him ?''
eyes, sir; and Lazenby says, says he,
where did that glandered ruin come from !''
''Was he referring to Mr.. Peek or to the
horse 20
sTo the horse And Peek he allowed that
he didn't want Lazenby to apply any opprobri-
Gus expressions to the horse or he'd knock
the head off ofhim."
''Off the horse -
''Off of Lazenby. Then Lazenby he said
he'd say what he pleased about Peek and
about Peek's horse that it wasa free country,
and that when he saw a horse like that, he
was ashamed to think that the Republican
party had nominated him for Congress :;
and''-
lone moment do understand you to say
that it was Peek or the horse that was NOM
mated for Congress 20
s'Why Peek, of course. The horse, you
know, couldn't get a nomination. So then
Peek opened on him a volley of rough Ian
guage, which made him so mad that he fairly
turned white in the face"
mot the horse? 20
ssNo. no, Lazenby. Peek was sitting on the
nOTS6, WillCu oGOOu III ohO oeiNS'.
Then Lazenby rushed at him and caught
him by the elbow and was going to hit him
when-"
ssTry to make yourself clear. Caught Peek
or the horse by the elbow ?"
''Peek, and tried to pull him off This
frightened the horse and Peek could hardly
hold him in and as Lazenby still held Oh,
Peek dug the spur in his side so that he reared
right up on his hind legs, which"
"You are now speaking of Lazenby ?'-
''Certainly not-of the horse, which threw
Peek off, right under the horses feet, and then
they clinched and rolled over and over in the
mud.''
sPeek and acho clnched ? Peek didn't
clinch with the horse ?"
''Oh, no Don't you understand Peek and
Lazenby grappled and went at it like two wild
cats They fought and fought, Peek mostly
on top, and the horse standing calmly by and
watching the conflict and Lazenby doing his
best, when suddenly he reached out his hind
leg and fetched one on Peek's back, which
pretty nearly took the breath out of him."
ssWhen you speak of the sudden extension
of the hind leg I do not understand you to
mean Lazenby's leg, do p -,
II suppose you think that's smart, don't
you %
s'Please answer my question. You say
Peek was kicked in the back. Now, did La
zenby kick him or did the horse kick him ~
''Maybe you'd better subpoena the horse and
ask him."
"Well, sir go on. What did he do afterhe
was kicked p
''He got up off of Lazenby and walkedbver
to the horse, and Lazenby got up, and as Peek
went to take hold of the horse he SHE'D half a
brick at him.
SAT Peek ?"
Eyes, sir"
"The horse, you say, shield half brick at
Peek %
mo, I didn't
II think you said that!'
''Maybe you'd better tell this story your
selfr'
$50 on. Was it the horse or the"
eff wasn't in court I'd shy brick at
you," said the indignant witness.
And then the counsel for the prosecution
announced that the other side might proceed
with the Observation-Disclosures Alder IN
Or Continent.
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The Aurkrille @nqniter.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
an extra copy for q club of ten.

ADVERTISINGR RATES.
ONE DOLLAR per square, for the first inser-
ton, and FIFTY CENTS per square, for each
subsequent insertion. A square consists of the
space occupied by seven lines of this size type.
Mas- Contracts will be made: at reduced rates
for advertising space to be used for three, six,
or twelve months.
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WEED SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
HARTFORD, CONN.
II IF
CIRCULAR.

OFFICE OF GENERAL MANAGER
RICHMOND, Va, June 2lst, 1882. J
yVNO further promote the interests Of its patrons
I and the development Of the material resour-
ces and industries of the regions of country served
by its system of railroads, the Richmond q Dan
vile Railroad Company will again incur the
labor and expense of making an illustrative Ex
hibt this Fall.
The New England Manufacturers and Mechan-
ic's Institute will hold its Second Exposition in
Boston, Mass, on the 9th Of September. 1t has
cordially invited the Richmond & Danville Rail-
road Co. to display its Exhibits in its magnificent
Building. The invitation has been accepted
Such an opportunity for practical and wide
reaching advertisement Of the subjects which
compose the material wealth Of our section of the
South and Of the manifold advantages and in
ducements it offers for the investment of North
ern, and especially New England capital, and for
New England immigration, has never before been
presented to our people. 1t should not be neg
lected.
All persons throughout the great Piedmont,
Mountainand other regions embraced in the Rich
interested in material development and enterpri-
ses-owners of Mineral Lands and Mines, Timber
Lands, Manufacturing Establishments and Water
Powers are invited to avail themselves OF the ben
eft of this Exhibit
Cant G. C. McPhail Chief of Bureau Of Mines
and Manufactures, has charge of all matters OF
detail, connected with the Exhibit to be made in
Boston, Mass on the 9th of September. All per-
sons desiring information and to make contribu.
tions of Materials and Specimens are requested
to correspond with him.
r. NJ. r. TALCoTT, General Manager.
July l3 2S #
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ALL BROKE UP.-"Why don't you 60
West ?" demanded the man, after telling the
tramp that he had no small change and could
not aid him.
''I've been out there
"Why didn't you stay ?"
"'Cause lost my all.'
''What all did you have?"
'sStranger," said the man as he leaned back
and wiped his forehead, II went to Illinois
with $4,000 in cash. went into the business
of raising frogs for the market. There was
every show that I would clear $4,000 the
first year, when climax knocked me plumb
centre all in one night"
''What was it ?"
II had $4,000 frogs on my land, and every
burned jumper got up and jumped over on
another mans land
They did 20
Ibid for fact, and as l hadn't branded Il
single one of them I couldn't identify my
property. That's what broke me all up, and
I've come east to see about getting up ma
chine to scratch hogs back-something that
will permit a hog to scratch himself. IT
You car spare me ten cents to help me"
He got it without further explanation.-
Wall Street Daily Reporter.
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TTTRRINE WATER WHEEL.

WE have one 1s-inch RIGHT HAND TUI-
w BINE WHEEL as sample of Farrar's
Invention. We are working l33. inch Wheel
of the same kind, and there is no better Water
Wheel made for the same money. Those who
contemplate using Turbine Wheel can do no
better than to get one Of these Wheels. We have
Circulars giving all the details in regard to the
working Of it, and with the sale you have the
privilege of trying the Wheel, and if it does not
do as represented, the money will be refunded.
Come and see the sample lS-inch R. b. Turbine
Wheel, Manufactured by the SERGEANT MAN
UFACTURING COMPANY, Greensboro, N. @.
HERNDON BROS, Agents. Yorkville, s. C.
February 10 Al tt
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1882-08-10

A HARD SToRY.-How hard corn bread
may be made will appear from the following
story, told by an old gentleman in Western
Arkansas
II have been living down here, below Fort
Smith, for twenty years. The desk in my Of
flee is at the head of long flight of stairs,
and in the haste of business my inkstand is
often Knocked off and rolled down. For a
long time could get no material that would
stand this usage. Glass was out of the ques-
tion. Stone brokelike crockery. The hardest
wood / could find soon gave way. Finally a
lucky thought struck me. I sent up to one of
my neighbors, the widow B, for a piece OF
corn bread. After running several fine tools,
l succeeded it following it, and shaping it in
to an inkstand. That was ten years ago and
stranger I've used that instand ever since :;
and reckon it is good for at least two gene
rations longer"
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!. & L. NARROW GAUGE RAILROAD.
6l9z E::zR@zzs4i TEzs#szs4i
q ~ XK ~

CCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Trains,
- from Chester, S. c., to Eincolnton, N. c.,
taking effect at 2.45 O'clock P. NJ, May 2, 1882:
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TEMPTATION.

One petition contained in the Lords Prayer
is: LEAD us not into temptation" 1t is the
duty as we'll as the privilege of all to offer up
this petition to God but 1t is glaringly incon-
sistent in us to ask God to keep lis from being
tempted, while we make no effort to avoid the
paths of the tempter. Itseems to be little less
than solemn mockery to ask God to give us
what we do not desire, and do not labor to OBJ
tain. 1t is both foolish and wicked to ask
God to keep us from being tempted to sin, so
long as we walk in the counsel Of the ungodly,
or stand in the way of the sinner, or sit in the
seat of the scornful. 1t we would avoid being
burned, we must keep out of the fire.
k5T A Bible, with all it's predestination and
election omitted, would be acuriOsity-reyeal-
ing deity without plans, purpose, foreordina-
tion, a free-will Bible only. Methnks the
bona ,fde Scriptures are best and should salts
fy every one One would as easily think of a
man without plans as of a God without pre-
destination.
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CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.

CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.
TIME undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he is prepared to cleanse gar
ments of any fabric whatever, rendering them
perfectly clean and if unfaded, restoring them to
the original brightness and lustre of the goods.
Do not throw away your old clothes, but have
them cleaned and made to look as well as new.
Work promptly done, and at the most reasona-
BILE prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
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A GOOD ONE.-A gentleman, on visit to
Washington, one day, very coolly opened the
door of the Senate Chamber, and was about to
pass in, when the door keeper asked care
you privileged member 20 ''What do you
mean by that ?'' asked the stranger. The re-
ply was, "a governor, an ex-member of Con-
gress, or a foreign minister" The stranger
replied that he was minister. 'From what
court or country % asked the official Very
gravely pointing up, the stranger replied,
From Heaven, SIR" To this the door keep
er waggishly replied, ''This government holds
no intercourse with that foreign power"
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Ties. 1)e1Orc llS ucICllcSS
and live out a dwarfed existence Suicide, lu-
macy, premature death and crime are the off,
spring OF this monster; yet upon it money
kings fatten, titled or untitled aristOcracy
thriyes. while the great mass of humanity
tolls on as galley slaves to this potentate.
The destruction of this dictator is the prob
lem of the near future, whose solution may be
found in the destruction of the unjust money
system and the establishment OF d just one.
When business men fully realize the cause ofthe
debt system of obtaining money, and demand
that it shall cease, anXions days and sleepleSs
nights will vanish and humanity will be ad-
vanced to a plane on which the greatest good
to the greatest number will be realized beyond
the hopes of the most Utopian dreamer.
Danish debt and civil liberty will have COM
pleted it's cycle, and reached the goal.
SLOW Growth TIE SCREST.-DO not al
low your children to learn too rapidly. The
desire to push boy ahead to develop precO-
cious tendencies, to have bright pupils, is
among the vanities of teaching. The surest
growthS are the sloweSt. lie who makes haste
Slowly will generally win III the long run-win
at least all that is worth having in the prizes
of life. This truth will come to general ac-
ceptance with education. A Goethe, a Hugo,
a Carlisle and an Emerson living Oh to green
old age are of more value to the world than
the corruscating careers Of Burns and Byron
and Poe, going out i'll an hour as it were,
and leaving behind them not so much the work
did rs the sorrow of mankind that they did not
do the great work that was in them.
~ 4 gentleman who has been familiar with
the working of the produce market for years
saws that the whole cause of the trouble is in
the wild craze for specializing. Nothing is
free from the touch of the speculator. The
backwardness of the season, that caused
scarcity in vegetables, opened the doors for
spectators, and they rushed in. Meats and
vegetables of all kinds are held in quantity by
Spectators, and while they are making money
the masses must suffer. s'SOOner or LATER"
said the gentleman, something will have to
be done in this country to keep the hands of
the spectators off of the necessaries of life" "
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A CONSIDERABLE HUsBAND.--Not long
since one of the Schaumburg girls mar
ried man who was celebrated for his power
ty and other bad habits. Yesterday GilhOo-
" met Nose Schaumburg on Austin Avenue,
and asked him how his married daughter was
coming on.
''She wash doing fine. Her huspand wash
so kind. He schoost puys her ebery dings
she wants. He wash so good NIT her. He
schoost puys her every tings."
81 am glad he is so considerate."
''Vell, vasen't glad he wash so kind NIT
my darter."
'sWhy not?"
''Pecause all de pills wash sent to me to be
paid wish he would pc a little more rough
init her. He wash too kind NIT my money
Teras SJtings.
ATYPoGRAPIICAL ERRoR.-IIe blushed to
the tips of his ears as he stepped up to the socl-
ETY. EDITORS table. s'Good morning. What is
is it sir?" was the affable greeting. "You
made a little mistake in your announcements
Yesterday, SIR "Very likely. 1t is almost i'm
possible to keep from making mistakes some
times What was it," ''You said ME and
Lizzie Pumpkins were bothered, when we are
not bothered at all. We are betrothed, Sir.
Quite a difference "Ah, I presume you
see the difference now more than you will in
tie future. However, will smooth the mat
ter out. Good morning, sir. '-Nem Hdren
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HAD SEEN THE ANECDoTE.-A good sto-
ty is told by French paper of two provin-
cials, a man and his wife, who visited the
Louvre, in Paris. ''What struck you most at
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HAD SEEN THE ANEcDoTE.-A good sto-
ty is told by a French paper of two provin-
cials, a man and his wife, who visited the
Louvre, in Paris. ''What struck you most at
the Louvre?" asked one of their friends, when
they returned home and began to tell of the
wonders they had seen. "Oh,'' replied the
husband, "a picture which represented Ad-
am and Eve, with the apple and the serpent"
And his excellent wife chimed in: Eyes we
found that very interesting, because, you
know, we knew the anecdote''