Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-14
HUMOROUS.


TIE ssse. gets her peck of dirt many
times a day.
EpIrApH for the spring lamb-Peas to
his hashes,
WHAT religion is most prevalent il
spring? Buddhism.
STRANGE, but Columbus had his egg
SIT before he PASSED from the stage.
\ woMAN's heart is o small affair, but
'tcan upset the biggest man that eTac
adorned this world.
/ NAN who has q mulatto servant girl
n&s.c.i Ellie, calls her unber- Ella. We
tlo,e't sienna fun IN that.
TIE :lnoonshiners" are about the
o:,;F persons who have succeeded in
,l3ei>;s.;y = secret still.
- sssE. in the papers that the Chinese
mus 90. I will bet ST that the Chinese
Go,.'a go better than 2:10. "-.N0std S.
Nh1.; o light-haired man locks be-
.s.g 10 tsrn gray he's getting ca to 80
when ,hog begin to turn black he's get
-: ~ e g..
A NV boom in Confo5er Z,
r.. .,l,eHced In the South, ea.'e ., -
i eG.;1 ~ fresh orders from Co.. >.
i;o or,lcrs must be very FRESH,
II WANT Il little change" -:
r. TO hcr husband. "Well,' - -,
Fearless response, "just vie a.. =
1i,ne brings change to everyLoi.
AT THE PARTY.
"v .r'r 1a'ce at our dancer" He said. Dance,
&c, do
7. se to IL ce with dancer whose dancing is true:
Foc Son G4nce dancer should danee, AID yea
l'.ew
o-u dance with dancer that dances Ike yea
';LooK there" said an indignant Aus
lin tenant to his landlord, "there Is a
cat in the cistern of that house you
reataJ to me-" els it dead?'' lit
looks lie it," "Then it will not dis
turh you an9 at night, SO I viii have to
! last year rent IS on that account"
CHARLES BANN1sTER, that inveterate
purator, coming into a coffee-room one
stormy night. said, "He never saw such
IA V ii.,; Ia lis life" "Saw wind" re-
licsd a t.iend, 81 never heard OF such &
t'i',2 * seeing wind; pray, what was
| it iiAa:'' ''Lilse?" answered Charles -
like to have blown my hat OIL D
A SoCr:1 ESD man has recently OBJ
! tanned a wife under false preteG&es.
! Fi':ei'ng that as a decent, welt-behaved
| Young n!au she wouldn't notice him, he
eon;r:ved to make her believe he was
really :. tough case, and she at once mar
lio:; ;.ini 10 reform him. Women aro
/ cur;:,ss creatures.-BOston Post.
t;oM,NG events, etc. North-coulltry
| T,:,ej.;,t:, 60 tenant farmer)-' Well,
tr Cliff, so we're going to have 81
e.vcston. TOW do you-hum what 60
.e.u-t.;illk about it 2" Farmer (vas;.,,
- Tank about it, sir? WI,,ay, i.
,,:iii4- j shall be shakkin' han,la 81
SEM. rreeat foalks vary sE.ctis -
E>mc'A.
4 CORRESPONDENT writes to as'c WIZ
III m,usy collected for the Hp;-e =
called pejea's pence. We have H., 81,
uni,-ss = is because Peter didn't l.:.v4
ANY. We should think, however, the
| question OF expenses would have made
l.iIn v=,ry pensive. Peter should be ap.
,s,iitea patron saint of editors. He said
silver and gold have none," and be
vast joking about it either. -7eXas
Nyt&gs.
TIE NEW sAnEsLADY."
| She s,read the goods before him,
| With han-averted eyes
| Their quality and value
Extolng to the skies.
| That yoice-O how bewitchingi
| Those hands-how soft and white!
| Those eyes-how fascinating!
| That face-how fair sight!
| "Ti:e goods are very pretty
! M dobt what they appear:
| BIT then, think, )" he added,
| ''You are Ii tie dear"
Wit, cheeks sutfused with bushes.
She turned her head away,
| 4 Il innocently answered:
s'Tbat's what the fe.lers say!"
! -N,so i'ork Ne1ss
4 GENTLEMAN in this city was going
or: with little nephew and his baby
sister, Grace, when he hesitated and re.
marked that he thought it was going to
rain. Little George did not like this.
and said he would bet that it wouldn't
rain. "Eow much will you l,at ?'
ASKED his uncle. "Well," said c. cree
thinking moment, "I'll bet 25 u..lt-. .
Pat up your money" said his uaci ;.
Bus at this moment baby Grace GiS,.os-
cred several drops of rain, and DRAWING;
attention to them said gravely: ~ t..:i
90 better put up 90 umbellar. "-Det,3,i.
FOst
"ARE you fond Of dogs?" Not
very" said the tramp. "Would you
mind holding this one for me for a few
minutes % "It'll cost yer 10 cents. u
Gan right" said the man, delivering up
the aninlal, that inspected its new Gus
toJian with an ominous movement of the
muscles of the jaw. When the owner
returned, he encountered the tramp run
ming round the corner and exhibiting
symptoms of considerable agitation.
Where's the dog?" he inquired. ga
policeman's got him." Why didn't
you hold on to him?" 81 couldn't get a
chance; he was too busy holdin' on to
me-"
An enthusiastic baseball journal has
the following: "The coming American
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