Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-12-11
ALL SORTS.


They say that an alligator is incapable of nausea At
least they fed on bread made by Vassar GIRL and his
jaws strong enough to bite it and did not make
him SICK
Faded articles of all kinds restored to their original
beauty by Diamond Dyes. Perfect and simple. Ten
cents, at all druggists.
man lately married was asked at the club about
his bride: us she pretty?" mo" replied the deaf
gentleman; 'no she is not but she will be when her
father dies"
TAKEN OUT OF BED.-Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N
Y Dear Sr-I have to thank you for the great relief
received from your "Favorite Prescription" My sick
ness had lasted seven years. of which 1 was in
bed. After taking one bottle was able to he about
the house. Respectfully, Amanda K. Ennis, Fulton.
Mich.
Young man learn to wait if you undertake to set
hen before she is ready, you will lose your time and
confuse the hen besides.
Don't allow yourself to disturb your neghbors in
church. at concert, lecture by ncessant cough
ing. Better take dose Of Hateh's Febrifuge Mixture
| before you go and keep quiet
In one lot there are four calves and in another two
young with their hair parted in the center How
many calves in all?
| Remember, if you want health and strength of mind
| and muscle, use Browns Iron Bitters
Windsor county woman proposes to have an
| "oriae window" put into her house.
Nothing is reliable Ayers Cherry Pectoral for
colds coughs, in short for any and all arrangements
of the respiratory organs. which tend towards con-
I. sumption. In all ordinary it is certain cure,
and it affords relief for asthma and consumption
even in advanced stages.
The strength of the farmer is oftentimes concentrate
| ed in his butter.
The name Of gallant belong, Commander of the
Inflated Jeanette, will pass into history that of
hero. The ptiless cold and perpetual of Siberia
just certainly killed him, heart disease will kill
its victms-unless they use Dr. Graves Heart Regu-
lator. 1t is the only known specific for the malady
The sun is no invalid but it always goes south to
spend the winter.
"Little thanks are due to him who only gives away
what is of use to himself" The thanks of nvads
the world over being showered on the inventor Of
of KidneyWort for it giving health to all. Kidney
Wort moves the bowels regularly, ceanses the blood
and radically cures kidney disease gravel, piles
bilious headache and pains which caused by dis
ordered liver and Kidneys Thousands have beer
cured-why should you not try it.
An excellent furniture polish is made of equal parts
of shelac varnish. nsecd oil and spirits of wine.
SNAKE AS LIFE DEsTRoYERs-The loss of life il
India due to the ravages of venomous snakes is amos
incredible. Yet consumption, which is as willy ant
fatal the doadlestIndan reptile is winding Its coil
around thousands of people while the victims are
conscious of presence DR.. R. V. Pierce's "Golde
Medical Discovery" must be used 10 cleanse the boo
of the scrofuous impurities for tubercular consump
ton is only form of scrofulous disease. ''Golde
Medical Discovery is sovereign remedy for all form
of scrofulous disease king's-ev. such as tumors
white swelings. fever sores, scroulous sore-eyes
well as for other blood and skin diseases BY druggists
Cutting swell-Lancng a carbuncle
The skilled burglar may not be wealthy, but h
4 takes things easy.
WHY WELooME--What> makes Foreston Cologn
welcome every adys toilet table is its lasting fir;
t GRANGE and rich iowery odor.
BLOOD will tell" SO be careful how you make cont
dantes of your relations.
Now Is the time to treat catarrh of long standing
e Elys Cream Balm reaches old and obstinate case
where all other remedies fail. Do not neglect procu
ing bottle as in it lies the relief you seek. Price
t cents. Apply into nostrils with little finger.
. Ely's Cream Balm cured me of catarrh of MAJ
years standing-restored my sense of smell. F,
s colds in the head it works like magic. E. Fl. She
s wood, National State Bank, Elizabeth, Nj.
By far the best remedy for the treatment of catarr
y cold in head and hay fever is Elys Cream Balm wht
O having the largest sales with of any preparato
The reports are all favorable. Cyrus laval So
- Druggist. Easton. Pa.
e There is no time like the present" gleefully
10 marked the boy who had received the gift of watcl
GooD ADvIcE.-You will prevent and cure t
greater part of the ills that aict mankind in this
1T any section, if you keep your stomach. liver and
neys in perfect working order. There is no medici
known that does this as surely as Parker's Cling
t. Tonic. 1t will keep your blood rich and pure a
mr. give you good hoah at little cost See other coun
st. Louis has 900 CATS and in spite of this cisco
aging fact still expects become great city in tin
T. CHOICE EXTRACTS FROM DRUGG1sTs.-"We KIN
M the value of malt hops, qunine bark aud asparae
composing Malt Bitters."
'Best kidney medicine Shelves"
IS sour lady customers highly praise them
physicians prescribe them in this town."
~ 1.-The largest bottle and best medicine"
ut "Our best people take Malt Bitters.'"
'Sure cure for chills and liver diseases"
The time wasted Dy men In 1eellns III the WIZ
10 pocket would make the next generation rich if Il
lis had it.
or An old physician, retired from practice, having
placed in his hands by East India mission
lto the formula of simple vegetable remedy for
speedy and permanent for consumption. Br
chitis. catarrh. asthma and all throat and lung at
ut tions also positive and radical for nervous
he bity and all nervous complaints after having
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands
IS cases ba, felt it his duty to make It known to
it- suffering fellows. Accumulated by this motive al
desire to relieve human suffering will send fre'
charge - Il, who desire il this reene IN t,eru
lit French or English with full directions for prepa
er ana using. SEM oy MAJ, ~ undressing ~''n sa
cry Rochester NY.