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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-20

| 1t was inst the lunk-headed stupidity
OF the farmers boy to put the COW In
the box stall and tie that ugly old mule
where the COW belonged. And the farm
er never knew anything about it till be
went out before daylight 10 milk. and
| got kicked clear across the barn and
stopped against hay-tedder. he did
not raise the man S wages. but ne raised
the man about four fee. into the air and
told him to pack his duds and start.
Pennsylvania has law requiring tina
requests for religions purposes must be
made, to DO valid. not less than thirty
days before death. A Philadelphia
court has decided that provision in
Will 70 Mt young man for the ministry
Is, under the act, invalid.
A Providence woman went no further
towards numbering an enemy than 10
get false advertisement of her death
into the papers, with the age set down
at 81 years. and the e Miss inserted TO
remind the reader that she was still I'M
married.
There is more heat in ten cents worth
OF yellow mustard, than there Is In dol
lars worth of coal. But You must put
the mustard on your bosom, not in the
stove.
The Duke of Wellington is President
OF the British Goat Society, and actively
promotes goat keeping among the peas
antry on his estates.
The bride and bridegroom of we'd
ding at Lathrobe, Pa, were run overland
killed on their way from church to the
railway station.
A washerwoman Of Franklin, Pa, has
% living children. She is about fifty
years of age.
Buckingham Palace has 400 rooms.
without counting corridors.
Industry is fortunes right hand. and
frugality her left.
Children are certain cares, but I'M
certain comforts.
l know of nobody that has wish to
die this year.
1t is base thing to tread upon a man
that is down.
Friendship is the most sacred of all
moral bonds.
He that gives his heart will not deny
his money.
He doth much that doth thing well.
A garden party-Satan in Eden.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-20

All varieties of awnings made to Or
der, by Bales q Brush, Cherry street.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-20
PROBATE NOTICE,

rJ,ERRITORY OF WASHINGTON,
l County Of King, ss.--In the Probate
Court Of said King county.
In the matter of the estate and guar
dianship of Dell NJ. Kinds, minor.
No. %. Order TO show cause why order
OF sale Of real estate should not be made.
Ellen NJ Marshall. guardian OF the per
son and estate Of Dell NJ. Kinds, a minor,
having ON this 2ith day OF April. lSsa
filed her petition herein. duly verified by
her affidavit praying for an order Of sale
of certain real estate OF her said ward for
tho purposes therein set forth: and 1t ap-
-pearing to the Court by said petition that
the said ward that such real estate should
be sold. and it appearing further to the
Court that said petition conforms in all
respects to the requirements OF law: II Ia
ordered by the Court that all persons In
terested in the estate Of said minor ap-
pear before our said Pr0bate Court on
Monday. May 18th. lsss.
AT ten tim o'clock in the forenoon Of that
day, at the Courtroom of our said Pro-
bate Court, in the City OF Seattle county
OF King and Territory OF Washington,
then and there TO show cause tif any they
have, why an order should not De granted
| to the said guardian TO sell 50 much OF the
| real estate u said minor "a shall be deem
| ed necessary and beneficial. And II IL
| further ordered that copy OF this order
| be published At least four 10 successive
| weeks before said s9th day of May, 1852
in the WEEKLY PosT-iNfELIioENcEk :
weekly newspaper printed and published
| In said King county and OF general circu-
lation in said county and Territory.
Done in open Court April =. is<s
Judge of the Probate Court.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-20
.rrnsnRIA & THOMSON.
= Mp. MoNTBoRNE,

49, The University Of France.
!. consulted on every form of disease
!. q. o0sce. corner OF Mill and Com
ssai sts.. over Kellogg g. Anderson.s
alJ-H
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-20
RlCCER RS.

10aN 3. STEPHENS, RIGGER-RES-
NSnoa, cambridge hotel, Port Blakely.
u n22-tf
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08
The Pot Boiling.

The pot in the land office kitchen at
Duluth is beginning to boil right live
ly. That most glaring frauds have
been perpetrated in that Office no one
doubts, and while it is not fer Us to
say at this time that the officials were
wholly to blame for the frauds and
consequent false swearing, we are
forced to the conclusion that they were
terribly blind to what was going on
about them or easily persuaded to
close their eyes and not see the ere
peaters" when they presented their
third or fourth set Of papers in as
many months for different tracts Of
land. And it only makes their case
lock worse to any man Of ordinary
sense, when the outgoing officials,
backed up by Mitch. Of the Tribune,
attempt to deny that there is any per-
son or persons in Duluth who are
making a business of this bogus pre-
emption dodge, and who have their
hired squatters as regularly engaged
as they would any other workmen,
with the ruling price fixed at about
500; and the great hue and cry these
gentlemen are making about the I'm
Justice done them, and their earnest
appeal foran Investigation" and that
call other land officials do as they
have done" goes for nothing as it is
| no doubt intended it should. Bum
comb is q good thing if not carried too
far, and it would probably be as well
for all the parties interested to let the
matter drop where it is, if the govern
ment is willing. The official heads Of
Pr1ssneIl and Russell have been rolled
into the basket and kicked under the
table, and Mr.. W. w. Spalding Of
Duluth has been appointed receiver,
and Mr.. Jno. NJ. Cary, register; and
it IS to be hoped these gentlemen viii
introduce such reforms and disinfect-
ants as will remove the stencil which
has 50 long chung to that particular
branch of the public service. OF
course Mitch. viii object to any such
! procedure, as he would have to go
first Of all, but don't mind him, 60
right along and do your duty and ele-
vate your office to the standing il
should enjoy, that you and it may re-
ceive the respect Of all respectable
people.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

-Guiteau shot and killed Presi-
dent Garfield, and for doing it, he was
hanged, last Friday. Yet Guiteau
was an angle Of mercy, when compar-
ed with the sinking vultures who with
the pen and under cover of a false
name, are daily traducing-or rather
trying to do so-the character and
public life Of the man the nation low
ed to honor. The latest Of these worse
than murderers who did not dare to
show their faces to the light Of day
while Garfield lived, IS a knave who
signs himself Fiat Justita, and oper-
ates through the Chicago News. This
fellow IS trying to use Garfeld's coffin
as a stepping stone to elevate Conk-
ling. Guiteau has been hung for the
part he took in the Garfield murder.
VIII those who planned the plot, aid
ell and encouraged him, and perhaps
profted by the act, ever receive THEN
Just punishment?
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

Mr.. Price may be the best man in all America
for the position, but we think we have heard
his name mentioned bCioce-somCtime last win
ter-and 1t might be as Wen TO make haste slow
~ in his case. Besides we do not particularly
like 20 boost up a candidate that you have TO
DEFEND 50 far in advance OF the convention.
Wouldn't it do just as we'll to take a man who
did not have 10 be defended at all?
The above extract appeared in our
issue Of June 18th, relating to Wis
consin Congressional timber. IN its
issue of the 23d the Hudson Star and
Times copies the article Of which the
above Is an extract, and then proceeds
to introduce US to Hon. Herman L.
Humphrey, as follows:
Well, now, Brother Christie, if you
are really looking for that style Of a
man just pin the name Of Herman J..
Humphrey at your mast head. He
has been for the past six years an I'M
firing worker for Northwestern Wis
consin, and no man can point to an
act Of his which will in any sense COM
promise his manhood or smack Of pri
vate or public corruption. An untir-
ing worker for the whole people as
such, he is candidated by no clique,
clan, club, corporation or monopoly
but goes before his constituency upon
the merits Of past service and future
capabilities. No legislator has done
more for the soldiers than Judge
/ Humphrey or deserves more at their
hands as a faithful, unceasing worker
in their behalf; upon a matters Of loc-
al interest, he has also been attentive
and Of great service. With no foes to
punish and none but friends to satisfy
his continuance in Congress another
term would serve to maintain harmony
and good feeling throughout all
branches Of the district. He can be
trusted to do right by the poor and at
the same time to deal fairly with the
rich, and as a man whom the masses as
such can tie to through every vicisi-
tude. He IS the man, Brother Chris
tie, for whom your heart has been
/ yeaning; and we trust Douglas will
unite with St. Croix and the rest in
rallying around Judge Humphrey.
We are pleased to make Mr..
Humphreys acquaintance, and if he
should be nominated, we see no good
reason why all men, irrespective Of
party ties should not give him their
cordial support.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08
Senator Vest Of Missouri

We are glad to see that there is one
man in the United States Senate who
dares to stand up and utter his own
private thoughts as well as those of
his constituency. When the bill pro-
viding for the payment Of the expens-
es Of the illness and burial Of President
Garfield came up in the Senate the
other day, and allowing $4,000 as
the grand total, $4,000 of which was
to 90 to the doctors, Senator Vest Of
Missouri, rose in his seat and proceed
ed to show that the sum asked for
the doctors was entirely in excess of
what they deserved, for, as he charged
if they did not murder President Gar
field, they had butchered him probing
for the ball. In the course OF his re-
marks he stated that the treatment by
the physicians and their declaration
sent all over the country about finding
the ball, when they were not at any
time within q foot of it, stamped them
as quacks and a disgrace to their pro
fession. He thought that they had a
great deal of assurance to come before
congress and ask so large a fee for
their incompetency, for 500 q day
would have been considered ample re-
enumeration for the best talent in the
country in the event of having saved
the life of the DISTINGUISHED patient
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08
Duluth's Grow

DULUTH, June %, 1882.
To the Edito ofthe Argus
This county came to the front by
by electing two sets of delegates to at
tend the Detroit congressional conven-
ton The Kindred delegation were
elected straight while T. H. Pressnell,
of the land office ring, took the chair
for Graves, simply on q nomination.
This same PressnelI is the man who is
dividing his salary with Mitch"
one Of Duluth's famous newsPap-
er tramps, and is now having his
crooked business and books Investigate
ed by experts sent from Washington.
It Is singular fact that these gentle
menare 50 narrow-minded that theyyet
expect Graves to go to congress, that
they, being his psts, may retain SUI
preme control Of the land office. Col
onel Graves did not and cannot carry
his own county, and what under heav-
ems he expects outside IS more than
anyone can surmise. Messrs Graves.
PressneI, and Mitchell Will be their
dead men politically, after the con-
vention at Detroit, July twelfth, and
their bodies left to stink and shine,
and shine and stink ike three rotten
fish under a Lake Superior lighthouse.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08
Reasoned from Analogy,

An Austin family was recently
blessed with baby boy, the first one
in the family. Next door was a family
in which there were half a dozen
children. When the arrival of the boy
next door was announced, little Johnny
aged six years, asked:
Have they dot boy, sure enough?"
Eyes, there's q boy over there at
last"
"Then they viii have whole lot
more. That's the way we did"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

After all, we are glad Guiteau
lived just as long as he did, for just at
the eleventh hour, he wrote his so
called scafoId prayer and in it he had
one truthful utterance, and this being
the only one ever known to have es-
cape his lips, it will no doubt be dear
y treasured BY the admiring friends
of the dear departed. We allude to
that clause in which he says: "The
world does not appreciate my mis-
sion" Mr.. Guiteau was no doubt cor
rect. IN fact nobody, unless 1t be
Arthur Conkling 4 Co, appreciates
his mission. on ever viii.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

You would not have guessed II,
would you? The Official report" tell
ing us how much water IS used in differ
cut cities Of the United States and
Great Britain, per person, says the
people of Washington is ahead Of any
others in this country, and use 176
gallons. Even the average Chicago
ian mikes in ia gallons of water with
his other liquids, during the year. In
Great britain the people Of Glasgow
uses the most water So gallons, and
those of Norwich the least, IS gallons.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08
John Benger and Louise Brant

John Renger and Louise Branti-
gan were married in Newark last week
aud little Edward Magory, the hope
full of the next door neighbor, fred
his little cannon as the bridal party
filed out of the house and filed sever
al of the guests with surprise and bird
shot. The lad explained that the ar
tillery was not shotted, but three Of the
guests are positive it was. Magory's
father paid for recovering the lost lead.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

1t is again reported that the
Grand Trunk and Great Western
roads of Canada, have for fact con
solidated. You can believe it or not
as YOU see fit.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08
SUPERIOR, EIS., SATURDAY, JULY 5, 1882.

The Third annual meeting of the
Wisconsin Pharmaceutical Associa-
ton will be held at Oshkosh, August
Sth, 9th and 10th.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

Acting President Conkling has
vetoed the Deuster immigration bill.
In other words he goes to President
Arthur as warm political and per-
sonal friend, and as the attorney for
the steamship company, and has no
trouble in inducing our accidental
president to veto the bill. Conkling
furnishes the brains Of the present adj
ministration while Arthur does the
clerical work.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

Oscar Wilde gave eighty lectures
from which he pocketed $4,000 ashis
net profits. What q multitude Of
fools this county does produce.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

During a thunder storm at Man
dan, D. T., last Monday, Mr.. Denny,
engineer, was instantly killed, his wife
fatally injured and his house totally
destroyed by lightning.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

The Malley boys who undoubted-
ly first seduced and then murdered
Jenny Cramer, have been acquitted.
If lynch law is at any time justifya-
bic, here is an instance where it might
be used to the good Of society. But
the aaffeys are rich and Jenny Cram
er was poor, hence the acquittal.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

Have you had the measles in
your family yet? Ifnot you should
import few at once, if you would en-
JOY all the blessings Of home life. We
have been having EN- in our family
for the past month. Try some.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

Crop reports from Kansas where
the harvest is now in progress, says
the wheat yield IS from % to 40 bush
els per acre. Later reports will pro-
badly reduce this estimate about one
third
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

The steamer Scotia, with 500pas-
sengers, excursionists, collided with
the John Tomas last Wednesday even
ing, near Mingo Junction, Ohio. The
Scotia went down in about fifteen feet
Of water. The first reports gave the
LIST of lost and at one hundred, but
the fatality was not nearly so great as
that, the actual loss being about TWEEN
ty-five.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

PORTLAND, Or.-By the official can
vass majorihes for congress Of George
is 8 1865; for Governor Moody is 1925;
Supreme Judge Laird, / ,491 Secretary
of State Earhart, 2,516; Treasurer
Herseh, 2,715; Superintendent of In
struction McElroy, 3, 143; State Print
or Rvers- 2420.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

In the past sixty-two years H.
493,883 foreigners have come to this
country and settled here. The num-
Der that came to the United States in
1881, was 100000.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

The Billings Herald is the name
ii a new paper just started at Billings
Montana, by Bromley & Devine, num-
Der one having reached our sanctum
a few days ago. 1t is well gotten
up paper, and we wish it success.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

Without discussing the murder
issue in the Guiteau case, we are of
the opinion that in hanging he receiv-
ed no more than his just dues for
writing and reading his so-called pray
er and poem. And we think the coun-
try would have have been just as pros
porous and happy if his spiritual and
legal advisors, Hick and Read, had
'gone to glory" in his company.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-07-08

The eminendy reputable party
thet puts forth the D1lua.1 Tribune
under The guize Of q newspaper, adj
mits all the Argus claimed regarding
the treatment meted out to Fargo's
mayor, by the tin pan brigade Of that
zenith city. The spirit manifested by
the Tribune would kill any town.
Such a spirit is what takes the energy
out Of many q better place. It is
this spirit that drives away enterprise
and builds up a Superior City ada
cent, which, though not near 50 old,
has grown to the dimensions Of g great
rival and by another season will 50 far
surpass its older neighbor as to leave
it out Of sight and forgotten. Superior
City does not denounce new corners.
Superior City does not serenade repre-
sentative visitors with tin pan brig
AIDES. Superior City will grow after
the other place is numbered among
the things that were.-[Daily Argus.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
PERSONAL! TO MEN ONLY

Tie Violate Belt CO., Marshall. Mich.
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts &c Electric Appliances on
nlai for thirty days t. men (young or
~ who arc aili cled with Nervous De-
bility, Los; VltSlity &c Manhood, & kin
dred troubles, guaranteeing speedy
AMI complete restoration Of health IN d
manly vigor. Address as above. n. Is
No risk IS incurred as thirty days trial.
is allowed.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
L Il l. l. = 7 A L L S 4.

IL IL II L ~ Il Il -
Oh don't you remember,
Long tine ago,
When the path was in December
Covered DER with snow {?
Then we bad little walk,
Then we had q little talk,
But jealous eyes did soon divine
The footsteps there W re net aR mine.
Oh the snow,
The tell-taie snow,
Long time ago!
Oh! don't you remember
On that evening fair.
Wien the jasmine flowers you braided
In the raven hairl
Jomeward then thoughtless straved
And the jasmine flowers betrayed;
For well the jealous slances knew
No jasmine in cur garden grew.
oh ! the flower
The tell tale flower,
Ling time ago
And when We were 9th forbidden
Ever more to meet.
Silly little notes were hidden
BY the willow seat;
But rainly for note we sought
Conld we each other have forgot ?
All others knew as we'll az we
The secret cf that hollow tree.
Oh! the tree, the hollow tree,
IL betrayed both you and m,
Long time ego!
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03

to west. but even HE glowing tributes
TO the beauty and richness of the re-
giol, did not serve to bridge the seven
year gap which ensued with tails of
genuine pioneering. SPOT.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE

THE accom- 1. ~ Joseph. VI. SmitI
4 an . william g. Pope. Executors
of J 'seph Sn'i h.. decd. beirg before
me Tor settlement, notice j. her i'y }iyen
thst will attend A. NV house ~ Rom
ICY. West W., ou tho 2 Il day ol h'-
vemlcr. 1852 fIrtbo purpose Of feeo'v-
inK proof ~ debts or demands against
said Joseph Smith OF his e-fat"
Given nrder NY han ibis 2nl lay o.
October, 1892.
JANES \. GIBSON
Commissioner Of Accounts
Oct Obcr Is, i5S2..-7w.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
TUFTS PILLS A SUGAR PLUM

TUrT's Pills are now covered with a
vanilla sugar coating, making them as
pleasant TO swallow as a little sugar
plum. and rendering them agreeable to
the most delicate stomach.
<. They cure sick headache and bilious
collie.
They give appetite and flesh 10 the
body.
They cure dyspepsia and nourish the
system.
They cure fever and ague. costive-
ness. etc.
Sold everywhere. IS cents box.
July Ia, lSS2-3m.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
USELESS FRIGHT.

To worry about any Liver. kidney or
Urinary Trouble, especially BighIs
Disease or Diabetes, rs Hop Bicers
never fails Of cure where cure j.
possible We tnow this
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
millinery Goods.
WHEELING. w. VA.

y ME undersigned has recently returned from
4 the East mad has opened ~ the new huldSg
opposite the Cogsi-houst, splendid grltcnOn q
Millinery Goods.
HATS. Trimmed ana Untrimmed;
All kinds Of Trimming for Hats;
All White Goods,
Such as Wash Nets. Illusions. &c. Also
VELVETS, PLUMES,
and general variety If Artificial Flow,
e., Nice Books. &c.
IN addition, have received nice loi o.
Candies Nuis, rors. and vafions ftic'es b"it
useful and 0rua.uental
" sou want bargains, call early ~ ne NeN
Frame building opposite The cnri-honsg
LOUISA lOUSER
Rcn1ney, June ? 1881
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
WEST VA. UNIVERSITY.

THE next Session Begins September
9Th. 1882. Ten Separate Schools IN
cluding School Of history and School Of Fog
lish Full courses in Law and Medicsns ex-
tending throughout the session Enlarged ia
ciiiies for study OF Physical Sciences and Sci.
entifc Agriculture completely equipped chem.
icRl laboratory Thorough courses in Ancient
aud Modern languages aud literature. Text
books ~ cost. Necessary expenses not over
- .. For catalogue aud other informa-
ton, addrcss.
w. l.. WILSON, President,
Morganiown, West Va.
August ~, 1852 6mopd.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03

To Stiff a Grape V il, Always keep
it folded and pressed under a Heavy
book, and when il looks gray. take al.
cohol enough to wet L thoroughly, then
shake it dry, rold it nicely and press.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-11-03
The Autumn Woods.

The autumn woods arc glowing
In robes of gold and red,
Tue summer green is going,
The leaves will soon be dead;
And soon the winds will mut,er
Their sorrowfal refrain,
And down the leaves will flutter,
Like showers of golden rain.
Just like tue leaves that perish,
Aroear,hly hope and fear;
The wishes that we cherish
But come to disappear
Twixt life and death they're ranging
Yet one sure hope is given,
Eternal, never changing.
The precious hope Of heaven!
The Quioer for October.