The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-07-06
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TAisss a, ssrehiy Eve ocnls peck are
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Ca ,he question q ,be bei, potato
sfop ihs syes have IL Do the question u
tie onion crop iAs BOSE vii have IL
a party q ran Jean rsDcber made
bgaafs u AZ Apache Indisa, and the cor
oDess gary relsrBoj verdict Of ''orer.
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Theie are siiil fes persons At large
xha sill invest their money In mining
sioels Ia pretrpbee 10 investing Il In .
dos and shooting TIE dog
A phiiAdelphisn advertised his son TO
sila high III life. aad the lad went out Aad
sAoi cos. Ileei wAs about the higbes,
thing be- could Ind 10 aim al
The lwo Important events IN the life
a. Az sfe uhcn BE- examines his upper
llp ana sees the hslr coming. aud when be
eKAa,lhvs the top u has head aud sees the
bait gaiuE
Tie Dat hat il,a, j. 40 prrralen, at this
time Is liked y, ,he tonug mcn who wear
~. !, eanse they rsn reael, over the edfss
an.l hold il on siii, their ears when the
ain bio~s
lI tonrgee says the live man Is al.
n as. 10 h. iound ID frol, 10 funeral pro-
ee,,iba. W have noticed tha, the romans
wets 10 iroal aud the live men came strag.
glias alopg bahind
a NeS Haven man waited for thirty.
fiye wears 10 recover 4 half dollar which be
lost Ia sewer, bat he got il as last When
q Connecticut man gets a brace With bis
f-el hv never lets go.
4 New Jersey boy secured a weeks ex.
o., isatiun by placing a torpedo where
tho salioolmsster would step upon it. He
spent ibe heii Of time in getting himself
iuto shape to sit down
"A Wisconsin man bit off the lobe Of
his sife's ear He says he did Il in fun,
bu, II is suspected that he had promised
her pair Of diamond earrings and knew
10 other nay ont Of the dilemma.
Ii Is believed now tia, congress will
not adjourn before the middle Of July. BY
remaining 10 session two weeks longer It
would become an August body, which is
otherwise utterly out Of the question.
"A Galveston widow is about TO marry
her fifth husband. Her pastor rebuked her
for contemplating matrimony so soon
again Well, / want you TO understand,
il the Lord keeps on taking them, | will,
too, was the spirited reply.
"A married lady declined to tell n
maideu sister any OF her troubles, saying,
When ignorenee is bliss It's folly TO be
wise Yes, replied the sister. and ! have
come TO tile conclusion that when single
ness is bliss tbs folly to be wives.
Nv frens, said the officiating clergy.
map at the marriage OF two colored per.
sons near Cincinnati q few Sundays ago,
my irens. II am a serious ting to get mar.
riel, specially when bofe parties is or
pAan9 an haint got nc parents to fall back
on, as am de present case.
A Templeton man has an ambition to
he considered the meanest man alive, and
everybody who knows him insists on con.
silering him good fellow. People will
never lot man have what he wants.
However, he hopes to fetch EN- as soon
rs he can arrange TO keep hens
Take of your oyereoat or you won't
feel It when You go out, said the landlord
OF a country inn to guest who was sit
ting by the fire. That's what I'm afraid
OF. retained the man. The last time was
here took off my overcoat. / didn't feel
il when went out, aud l haven't felt il
since.
The doctors tell us We should eat less
beef and more fish. II the price OF beet
keeps on going heayenward we will oil be
compelled to live on few of the broil-
ed lies the boys bring home, for that is
about all our fishers ever do bring back
People would eat more fish il there wer
more fish caught
Have you any fresh eggs?" "ies
mum, plenty; them with the hen on EN-.
with the hen on tbemy' Eyes mum, v.
alsays put hen on our fresh eggs TO dis.
tinguish Of EN-. Beg pardon. mum,
don't thiuk you understand. Hen, tb,
letter. not EN-. tho bird. Hen for 400. laid
mum. Take dozen, mumY"
Reverend Wapgdoodle Baxter, OF The
Austin Blue Light Colored Tabernacle.
sas called on 10 see professionally M oil,
eolored woman, who lives out near Robin,
son HILL Assuming very solemn express
T ION, he said; Sister, don't yer spcrience Il,
want oh new hearty No sab; de doctor
lows hit am new lungs what ! need,
mosi aud Il ] had new liber hit moui
help me powerful
There arr some dipensaiisns Of nsinn.
which AFRO mol easily eomprehendei b, III,
casual enquir.r, aud do not become nue..
palmer When carefully examined. One Of
them sas remarked upon the other day By
Young lady. IL, is very curious. she
observed. altogether unacconntable. il,
deed, that the tortoise. from whom We lsi
ali our tortoise shell combs. has himself
no hair whatever
They had a good deal Of trouble In
Montreal eour, the other day. trying toI