The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-01-19

cratic county.
The next meeting of the Teachers As
ISOLATION will be held at West Alexan-
dria, Saturday, Jan. 18th, 1882.
Colored dress shirts, two collars, 46c.,
55c. old price Csc. to $1.00, at. Jos.
Woerner's.
A person who will attemptto spread
the smallpox ought to be lynched on
the spot. 7eH2 '+
1t is said that smallpox never prevail
ed to such an extenti in the United States
as at present.
Gray hairs are honorable, but few like
them. Clothe them with the hues of
youth by using Ayers Hair Vigor. ga
Children's suit, from 4 to 9 years, 50
and at prices to make them sell, at Jos.
Woerner's.
The Grand Jury in Butler county had
over 800 witnesses subpenaed before it
last week. Theyd do things ip old Butler.
Judge -MEEKER of Greenville, and
Judge GILMORE exchanged seats on their
respective Benches this week, and held
court for each other. \
We stand good for all sales of Rine-
harris Worm Lozenges and refund mo-
ney if not satisfactory. For sale by Mi
chael & Son.
A young man feels that he has not
lived in vain when he finds his picture
exhibited in the showcase Of a photo
graph gallery.
We are closing out u entire stock OF
dress goods at cost, at the Mammoth
Cheap Store.
Mr.. Chase Hathaway of Kentucky, has
purchased the Lake farm from John T.
Deem, and will take possession of it in
March.
The smallpox seems to be particular
ly busy among the cigar makers of New
York and Cincinnati, and persons should
be careful about the brand they smoke.
1t would look as well for gentlemen to
carry umbrellas up at theatres as for the
ladies to wear these bushel baskets with
a little trimming on.
Best jeans by the yard, 45c,, usual
price e0c. and &c., at Jos. Woerner's.
If apples had been as costly and of as
inferior quality in the Garden of Eden as
they are in Eaton now, Eve would never
have eaten OF the forbidden fruit.
Trade has been rather dull in Eaton
during the past week, owing to bad
weather and bad roads which kept the
Granger element away from town.
Anti-treating societies are the latest
a~uxiliaries to the temperance cause
There are some men in Eaton who would
fare badly if the society had many mem
bers here.
20 dozen gents u~niaundried white
shirts at SOC: worth double the money,
at the Mammoth Cheap Store.
Capt. Tough purchased the Walters
farm situated in jackson township, last.
Saturday at Sherifss SALE, for which he
paid eleven thousand and ten dollars and
.seyenty-fve cents.
In January, asst fourteen inches Of
snow fell in Feb, fifteen inches ; IN
March fourteen inches and one-half, and
in April. ne-inch. The prospects for.
that much this year are very small.
From the number of eastern papers
with marked articles that have reached
us recently about Adam Forepaugh and
Cbas. H. Day, we are OF the opinion that
their show will visit Eaton. next season.
Now is the time to buy clothing, at the
slaughter sale-saye from % to 40 per
cent, at Jos .Woerner's.
A cranky westernweather prophet
AYERS that by the year 1s9Osthe United
States will be in the torfid zone The
prophet may be in such a climate by that
time but the United States viii continue
to freeze as usual.
We have smoke consumers that con-
sumo smoke. Now let some genius make
his fellows happy by inventing a ma
chine that will consume mud and slush
land the filth Of the streets, alleys and
back yards.
Tie Chinese never dun a debtor. II
the money isn't paid when due, of
comes an ear. If that rule was enforced
in this country we know of some mel
who would have been mince meat long
before to-day.
Buck gloves and gauntlets at cost, a
the Mammoth Cheap Store.
Representative SHEPPARD is at home,
The Legislature is not in session now
1t was in session two days last week, and
did nothing. 1t got tired doing nothing
and adjourned for a five days rest. Blu
all the same the statesmen draw theil
pay.
Four postmasters have recently dice
from smallpox caught from handling in
fected mail matter. Still there was no
a moments hesitation in forwarding ap
|, plications of would-be successors. 1t il
-Isweet to die for ones country-when tn,
salary is at all adequate.
The Evansville, Seymour and Belle
fontaine railway through Eaton has an
other boom, and will surely go through
this time without change of cars, unles
smallpox should stop the German bank
ers of New York from pushing the enter
: prise. Let us pray.
suspenders 1211ac., 15c. and &c.,, wort
S 25c. to 40c., at Jos. Woerner's.
0 Howorth's H~ibernica, Panorama an
Variety entertainment at Wagner's las
night, received a full house in, attent
ance. The performers are all frst-clas
and the show good.-Bradford (Pa.) Err
r March 14th, 1879.
Il The above entertainment will be i
fEaton at the Opera House on the 24t