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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-12-06
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

"Never smoke before ladies'" We
suppose one must let the ladies smoke
tirst.-LaWre1lce american.
Corn is said to be late in ripening.
but when fellow treads on your foot
you will find your corn is ripe, and
yell oh
"Where are the men of 76? 'shrieks
an excited exchange. Oh,>to Halifax
with the men of seventy-six. Give
us the women of twenty-three.-
Haa0keye.
Who has any right to sneer at. the
inventive genius of woman when one
in New York has discovered a process
by which cat skin can be made to look
like seal ?-Detroit Free Press.
A man in Elgin, Illinois, put on a
clean shirt with such energy the other
day that he broke an arm. 1t is a duty
which one likes to have off his mind
as soon as possible.-Free Press.
Typhoid fever is now the fashion,
able disease. Having it is prima facie
evidence that you are in easy circum-
stances and passed the season at a
summer resort.-Philadelphia NeaoS.
A man never realizes the littleness
of his own abilities so much as when,
after backing his own boots. he is
greeted by the first boy he meets with
the customary "Shine? ?"-Lol0eH Cttt-
zen.
Several of our exchanges are de
voting considerable space to the i'm
portance of cooking girls" It's no
use. We don't want them cooked.
The raw damsel is good enough for
us.-Hartford Times
Mrs. Partington honored us with a
call this morning. She is looking well.
and she says she is like the windows
OF renovated house-all the old
panes are out Of her, and the pneu-
matics are things of the past.-Boston
Star.
"Pa, I'll be right sorry when you
get well" said a little Austin boy TO
his sick parent. "Why my son?"
j" Because l won't get any more empty
medicine bottles to sell. / sell 'em for
I'VE cents apiece to the drug store."-
Strings.
rev men are born to rule" and
that is what the bookkeeper thinks
when he comes in after lunch and
hnds the old man has been trying to
close an account on the ledger with a
spattering pen and nickel ruler
boston BUlletiR.
in the German army more attention
Is being paid TO the science of aero
states, and officers are beiug trained
to make balloon ascensions. This will
Tt them to come TO this country and
amuse the population on the Fourth
Of July.-Bostoa Post.
A New York man says he keeps
chops and steaks for several days in
the hottest weather by burying them
IN meal Meal is a good thing in any
weather for steaks and chops. We
more particularly refer Just now TO the
morning meal.-Daablfg Reics.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-12-06

4toreis astrange, sweet solaoein the Thought
That all the woes We Suffer here below
~, as dark and hideous garment wrought
For US to wear, whether we will or no,
le cast aside, with a relieving smile,
After a little while
No mortal roaming but hath certain end;
Though far unto the ocoan-spaces gray
sail and sail without charlton friend,
Above the skyline, faint and far apAEs
There looms Mt last the one enchanted n -
After little while. -
Oh, when our cares come throngine thick
and fast,
With more Of anguish than the heart can
Though friends desert, and, as the needless
blast
Even love pass by us with a stony stare,
Let as withdraw into some ruined pile,
Or lonely forest aisle.
And contemplate the never-ceasing change
whereby the processes of God are wrought,
And from our petty lives our souls estranse
I'LL, bathed in currents of exalted thoughs,
We feel the rest that must our cares beguiie.
After little while.
--Ndthdn ID. Uaner.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-12-06

Paris scientists have succeeded in
inoculating mule with smallpox. 1t
is a wonder the mule didn't kick
against it.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-12-06

Agatha came down to dinner with
her face composed and her manner
gracious as ever. Her inward defiance
was not outwardly manifest. OF her
family, George was a shade more
dignifed than usual, and Lewis ap-
peared annoyed, while Mamie put on
regretfullook and sighed occasionally.
When they left the dining-room,
Agatha swept haughtily by the table,
at which sat the Fortescue and Becker
She was done with the twain and
intended they should see it.
Up in their parlor, George sat down
by his sister. Agatha" he said,
slowly and With an evident distaste
for the subject. do you think YOU
did well to engage yourself to Mr..
Peters before consulting your famiIyYp
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02

At the annual meeting of the Berkeley Di-
vinity School alumni in Middletown this
week the following were reelected officers :
President, the Rt. Rev. W. W. Niles, D. D.,
bishop of New Hampshire; vice presidents,
the Rev. Samuel Hart and the Rev. W. F
Nichols of Hartford secretary, the Rev. John
B1nney of Mlddletown !; treasurer, the Rev.
P. L. Shepard of Saybrook. The death of
Rev John Milton Stevens, TIC, was the only
minute was adopted commemorative of Pro
lessor Fl. A. Yardley's labors and commit
tee was appointed to ask that the alumni
might be permitted to place suitable me-
mortal at his grave
Bishop Lttlejohn preached at the ordina-
ton service. Rev. DR.. HARDWOOD of this CITY,
Professor Binney and Bishop Williams as
sisted in the exercises The bishop of Long
Island then ordained to the deaconate Alfred
Harding, B. A., Trinity, and James Patterson
Faucon, and the bishop of Connecticut Or
dained Horace Hall Buck, B. A., Amherst,
John Butterworth Harding, B. A, Harvard,
William Everett johnson, M. A., Union, viii
liam Potwine, B. A, Trinity, and Charles Ed
ward Woodcock. The graduating class of
this year contains ten men, the three not
ordained being Franklin Bache Adkins, or
dained in the diocese of Easton, Walter Mar
vim, B. A., Amherst, ordained in central New
York. and Frederick Wilcox Reed, B. A., st.
Stephens, to be ordained in California Of
the newly ordained deacons, Mr.. Faucon
goes to Roslyn, l.. l.; Mr.. Alfred Harding is
to be an assistant minister in Geneva, N Y,
j in or
Mr.. johnson goes to Bristol, Conn Mr..
Potwine undertakes missionary work in Ore
gon, and Mr.. Woodcock is to be an assistant
in Grace church. Baltimore.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
State Correspondence
GuilfOrd.


Vegetable matter of all kinds has made I'M
usually rapid growth within thepast ten days
as if to make amends for the lateness of the
season, and fruit trees give evidence of an
abundant harvest if blossoms may be taken
as an indication.
Decoration observances commenced here
with union memorial service in the North
church in which the pastors of the Congre-
gational and Methodist churches joined, and
Rev. F. H. Taylor delivered an appropriate
address.
Decoration day was observed as holiday
and in the afternoon Parmelee Post, G A r.,
preceded by the New England band visited the
West and East cemeteries, where the graves of
their departed comrades we're decorated by
thirteen small girls. They then returned to
the public square, where the base and pedes-
tai of that is to be a soldiers monument was
in like manner decorated for those who rest
in southern soil, and the ceremonies termin-
ated in meeting in Music Hall in the even
ing, where speeches were made by members
of the post and Guilford clergy.
Judge Harrison is making new walks upon
and building fence in front of and other
wise improving his premises.
Landlord Sherman has the frame of his
barn in course of preparation for raising, and
has given the roof of his hotel a new coat of
shingles.
Arthur S. Fowler has raised and is cover
ing barn 8Ox3O feet adjoining his old barn.
June 1st
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02

Mr.. Norton L.. Turner, of Burnside, who
was injured in the runaway on Morgan street,
Hartford Friday, died at the Hartford hos
pital Wednesday night from the effects of his
injuries. Mr.. Turner was upwards of 70
years of age and had resided in East Hart
ford for long period He spent several
years in California, and amassed a compe-
tence in the mining regions. He owned an
excellent farm in Burnside
Stephen Ives, formerly proprietor of the
Meriden House, has taken the Tolland House
at TOlland
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
A. o. I'll. Annual.

The First Division A. o. FL. had their
annual meeting last evening Officers we're
elected as follows: President, William
Roach; vice president, Thomas Ward !; re-
cording secretary, Nicholas Scanlon finan-
cial secretary, Daniel Carroll; treasurer,
James McDermott marshal, Bernard Kivla-
han. Messrs, Roach Scanlon and Carroll
were re- elected to their respective positions.
Mr.. Scanlon has been srecording secretary
since the division started The report of the
State convention was read and approved.
The division is meeting with continued pro-
perity.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
ACentenarfan,s Funeral.

The late Mrs Humphreville, who died at
Mortified at the great age of 1o2 years, 3
months and IA days, had a very large funeral
on Sunday, Rev. Messrs. Starr and billiard
officiating. She was native of Harwinton.
She was great grandchild of President Ezra
Stiles of Yale College. During her ly
life her health was poor. At the age of
nineteen she married Lemuel Humphreville,
who came to Northfeld from West Haven
For seventy-fve years the same house that
he provided her with was her home She
was of a large and long lived family, and SO
was Mr.. Humphreville, who was one of nine
children-seven sisters, two of whom lived
to be SO and one to the great age of 103
They in turn became the parents of seven
children, two only surviving, Mr.. Albro
Humphreville of Litchfield, and Mrs. Harriet
Smith, of Douglastown Pa. The grand and
great grandchildren were not numerous.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
State News.

The June meeting of the Fairfield County
Agricultural society will be held June IS
and 10 at Norwalk, when there will be horse
trotting and bicycle races for purses of
81, 900.
Edward H. Wheeler, of New London has
secured from the town of South Coventry
damages amounting to s2,35O for having
fallen through defective bridge in that town
some time since.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Oil as Fuel.

Attention is called to the advertisement of
the Boston Petroleum Heating Co. which
pany are introducing patent attachment for
the burning of crude petroleum in stoves,
furnaces, or in anything that coal or wood is
now burned in. 1t is claimed to be absolute
ly safe, no smoke, ashes or smell, and is reg
ulated by valve which admits of more or
omy neatness and convenience it is claimed
to be superior. 1t will be found on exhibit
ton at 1O4 Court street, where detailed de-
scription of it will be given.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Robert HI. starr.


Robert II. Starr who died at the residence
of his daughter, Mrs. j. L. Townsend, We'd
nesday afternoon, aged So, was a very worthy
and esteemed citizen. He was native of
Middletown and came to this city in 1889,
where for many years he was engaged in the
manufacture of carriages under the firm
name of Starr & Hoadley, which was later
Starr & Darrow. He was a charter member
of City Lodge, l. O. o. F., and member of
Hiram Lodge, F. & A. NJ, and of the Nation
al Blues. He leaves wife and four children,
by whom his memory will be cherished.
Work of the Fish Commission.
Owing to the high water in the Connect
cut and the impracticability of catching an
abundance of shad at present, operations at
the State Matching house at Poquonnock have
been temporarily suspended by Superintend-
ent Fenton. The fish commissioners have
already distributed 100000 young shad
Matched this season. They have distributed
$4,000 trout. At first 5000 young fish were
furnished each applicant, but the demand
became so great that the number had to be
reduced to 4 900. Of land locked salmon
HOO 900 have been distributed and about
267, 900 Penobscot salmon have been placed
| in the waters of Harrington river. They
were all put into one stream in accordance
with the suggestion of Professor Baird who
favors this course in stocking streams.
College Items.
Mr.. Hoyt, 'S3, has devised very ingenious
method for showing the apparent motion of
| the planets as seen from the earth. The
principle is the motion of the hands of
clock, two rods joined by an arm moving by
clock work. 1t can be used for both inferior
and superior planets. Mr.. Beebe has the
model in his recitation room.
Mr.. Yung Wing is on the way to China in
the endeavor to obtain the return of the Chi
nese students to their American schools.
The seniors and juniors were invited to at
tend the Art school reception.
A department of elocution has been estab-
lished at Trinity College, Hartford.
There are SOL pupils, including 81 Indians
at the Hampton Normal school.
A very pleasant occasion, the Art school
reception last night.
Yale vs. Dartmouth at the Park Saturday
The juniors meet this evening at o'clock
in the presidents old lecture room to elect
their class picture committee.
South Middle will no longer be the home
of the sophomore
Harvard plays Princeton tomorrow,
C0u7Unt out tomorrow.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
Friday Morning, June 2. 1882.
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS TO-DA

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS TO-DA
Ayers Sarsaparilla- Druggists.
Bargains-Edward Engel
Browns Iron Bitters-At Druggists
Enthusiastically Co.
Broadway Cash store-Paul Jente Bros
Business Opportunity--Linnell u Co.
Children's Shoes-W. p. Fem Co.
Conn. River Shad-Judson Brothers
Cloaks and Suits-Malley Il Co.
Elite Ties-W. B. Fem Co.
For observation-disclosures Morris.
For Rent-Booms-38 elm Street.
For Sale-Phaetons-D. B. Bradley.
For Sale-Engine William A. Wright
Found-Twenty- Five Cent Store.
GentIemen's Low Shoes-W. b. Fem Co.
Improved Roller Skates-At Northrops
Ladies' Shoes-W. b. Fenu & Co.
Lawn Grass Cut-SF. g NJ"
Miss e. Shoes-W. b, Fem & Co.
MilIinery-Malley Co.
Petr peum as Fuel-104 Court Street.
Probate Notice--Estato of Thomas Fl. Bond
Seashore Shoes-W. B. Fem Co.
Turks Island SALT d. Dewell & Co.
Wanted-Girl-1O3 Minor Street.
Wanted--S ituation-215 Franklin Street.
Wanted Situation-307 Grand Street.
Notwithstanding Congress Avenue.
Wanted Situation-'J. D. K."-This Office.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
BOSTON & New York Air Lime.

ANNUAL REPoRT-EARNINGs AND EXPENSES.
Advance sheets of the Boston and New
York Air Line report for the year ending
April 30, 1882, show gross earnings of 1927,
POI, operating expenses of 1928, 1926, net
earnings $174, o66. From the net earnings
the company paid three quarterly dividends
of per cent, fixed charges, taxes, ETC.; in
all about $l45, 900, leaving surplus of $780,
ego. The report also shows the affairs of
the company to be in good condition. The
road is laid with steel rails and a $4,000
depot built at MiddIetown. An increased
dividend is promised for this year
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Board of Selectmen.

Where Shall the Fees of PeddIers Go g.
The Per Diem of Laborers Raised
Other Matters of Interest.
A regular meeting of the Board of Select
men was held last evening. Present, Select
men Andrew (presiding) Reynolds, Cooper,
Feldman and Sperry.
Town Agent Reynolds reported that he
had not consulted counsel as yet in regard to
whether the fees of peddlers should go to the
Town Clerk or be covered into the town
treasury. Mr.. Reynolds presented several
letters from the principal towns in the State,
in some of which the fees reverted to the
town by vote, and in other towns the clerks
had the benefit of the fees. There was con-
siderable discussion on the subject as to what
should be done in the premises. 1t was fin
ally agreed that as the law had been repealed,
and as Governor Ingersoll had decided that
the fees belonged to the Town Clerk that
the matter should be left with Town Agent
Reynolds to get the opinion of some other at
torney on the subject.
Selectman Cooper reported that the CON-
mittee had directed Sylvanus Butler to make
a survey of North Quinnipiac street for the
purpose of ascertaining if there We're any en-
croacnments ON the street. lie also said that
there had been a consultation between the
committee and the railroad companies in re.
gard to the extension of East Grand street
Gin the ''Annex") to the top of the hill He
said that the railroad committee favored the
layout provided a bridge was built, but did
not want crossing at grade. The property
holders were divided in opinion and the
committee informed them that when they
agreed upon what they wanted they could
appear before the SeIectmen and state what
their wishes were.
Town Agent Reynolds presented the fact
that the laborers for the town were only re-
ceiving $1-25 per day for services, and as
everything was rising in the way of provi-
sions he thought they should receive 81. so
per day. This was favored by the entire
board, and on motion of Mr.. Feldman the
pay was advanced to $3.50 per day during
the summer months.
Bills were approved as follows; Aims
house, $433 81; general account 81, 981 81
outside poor, $3.50. So; Selden farm, $278.-
20; construction, 1886 rs; roads and bridges,
$S2.3 assessors, $575; salaries, $387.48.
The indexing of the list of owners or har-
borers of dogs to June 1 was reported by the
Town Clerk to be six hundred and thirty
three in number. His bill for index1ng these
and restoring defaced records was referred to
Selectman Andrew to inquire and report.
Adjourned
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Killed Ry the Cars.

The body of Michael Furey, son of John
Furey, arrived at Windsor Locks from Alba
ny on the o'clock train Wednesday night
He went to Albany several weeks ago to find
employment at his trade as cigar maker. In
going to his work he was accustomed to make
use of a railroad tunnel as a short cut. Be-
ing confronted with a train there on Monday
noon, he stepped aside to permit it's passage,
and was struck by an engine coming in the
opposite direction. Four trains passed over
the body before it was discovered and it was
badly mutilated
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02

AIalley & Co. saved from the fire some 500
pairs blankets, which must be sold at once to
make room for other goods. Look at them
you will surely buy them, for Malley & Co.
want to sell them. They will be sold at your
ouD r,rioa
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
WEATHER RECORD.
INDICATIONS FOR TO-DAY.
VIZ nrp no1.r

INDICATIONS FOR TO-DAY.
War DEPARTMENT
OsFIoG oE TIE CHIEF SIGNAL OFFlUEG,S
WASHINGTON, D. G., June 2-1 a. NJ.
For New England, fair weather, westerly to south
erly winds, rising followed by falling barometer,
slight change in temperature.
For the Middle states. fair weather.. northwest to
south Winds stationary slight rise in temper-
ture, rising followed by falling barometer.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Police Notes.

Joseph Foster, who was placed in the lock.
up yesterday afternoon for drunkenn ess, tried
to hang himself with his suspenders. Anoth
or man in the prison gave the alarm and
Doorman Moore prevented the suicide
Bridget Marinan, domestic, was arrested
last evening for drunkenness and breach of
the peace. She was released on bonds and
then returned to the family where she had
previously created the disturbance and tried
to repeat it. but was again arrested
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02

tried in the City Court in that city yesterday,
probable cause being found was bound over
to the August term of the Superior Court
under bonds of ST., 900. Mr.. Coley identified
the pickpocket, and seemed greatly rejoiced
at its recovery and anxious to convict the
thief
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02

Ladies', Misses and Childrens canvas lace
shoes with russell calf trimmings, most de-
sirable shoe for country seashore, two col
ors in four widths-A G D..
W. B. FEM & Co.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Bethel A. M. e. church Corner Stone.

beLneI "A. w. Il. Chufch corner StOM@s
The programme for the laying of the cor
ner stone of the new Bethel A. M E. church
on Sperry street, Rev. A. J. Chambers pas
tor, which takes place Sunday afternoon at 4
o'clock, is an interesting one. Should the
weather be unpleasant the event will take
place the next fair day. Seats will be pro-
vided for all. The programme is as follows !:
1. Hymn-"Great is the Lord cur God,
And let his praise be great"
2. Prayer By Rev. James II. Cook
3. Address. BY Rev. DR. G. Il. Buck
4. Song-'An hail he power of Jesus name,
Let angels PROSTATE fall"
s. Address. .............hy Rev. Dr. D. A. Goodseu
6. Song-"Rescue the perishng,
Ca 9 for the dying"
Z. Selection. BY Miss Susie Smith
8. Address. By Andrew j. Chambers, the pastor of
the church
o. Reading contents If box and lowering stone into
its place
10. Song-"Brightly beams our Fathers mercy,
From his light ouse evermore."
ReDe
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Weddings.

Dr. William S. Russell, late house surgeon
at the State hospital in this city, and recently
located in Wallingford was married at St.
Peters church, Auburn, N. Y, yesterday
forenoon, the bride being Miss Eliza G. Hall,
of Auburn, N. Y, daughter of Edward c.
Hall. Rev. John Brainard, D. D., officiated
Douglass Beardsley, Howard Case, Benjamin
Ashby and Charles Fay were the ushers. DR..
Charles E. Park, of this city, was best man.
The ceremony was in the English style. The
bride was dressed in handsome dark brown
travelling suit The presents were many and
costly and good wishes we're numerous and
heartfelt DIR. and Mrs. Russell will make
an extended tour West
At ST., Paul's church yesterday afternoon,
Harry N. Blood, reporter for the New York
Commercial World and Exporter, was mar
ried to Miss Imogene johnson, formerly a
clerk at Brown, Bolton & Co.'s, and formerly
q resident of Milford, where she taught
school. Rev. Mr.. Lines officiated. About
200 friends witnessed the ceremony. The
Bridgeport. The couple will reside on
Brooklyn Heights. They were the recipients
of many presents of love and esteem.
The marriage of Miss Jessie Ives, daughter
of Frederick Ives, and Mr.. Addison Smith, of
New York, will occur on June IA. The cere-
mony will take place at the residence of the
BRIDES parents on Orange street, Rev. DIR.
Dennen officiating. Following the wedding,
which occurs early in the evening" a recep-
ton will be given which promises to be a
most brilliant affair.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-06-02
Spe1d Nuttss Spetal 1oites
Another Great Bargain in Silks
THIS "EEE&.
BROWN, BOLTON 4 CO.
which will intending purchasers
the most attractive Bargains offered this season.
Special Bargains in Silks
oaseBl Silks in Lustre 1926 sl5o and sl,75
case 9ss: sse 9 ss g s ss Ga s Sc IL ~
@ pie B sa de lyons n pasn 5srgn 0es $yd
7e7ets Brooades sains greatly reduced prices
Dress Goods! Dress Goods!
92:,fSs f. S1s s: :s @ CO u
case t 5 Green 59 Bn1tg you'd be shssR 7
sens ss $75 ' These extra values
5o worth from m
Attractive Bargains Added Daily.
MILLINERY! MILLINERY! MILLINERY 3!
@ :F;5 e.: :' T.: Il $::: s &C.: s
Mis sad i cb iR y b 'ns ss a Shade and Sun Hats
Very Large Assortment of French Flowers
6 'H B % T d6 sssy .4ss R
GREAT BARGAINS IN FEATHERS.
all
Special Sale Of White Goods
a han brsp prices
P. H. Is, 2Oand25
an ishopI lawns
La English land American Cambri
i binary gln Ladies Misses and Hosiery
Another for
fol 25c apar.
trip for 29c worthless
of
foundan

A lady tells US 1.-The first bottle has done
my daughter great deal of good her food
does not distress her now, nor does she suf-
fer from that extreme tired feeling which she
did before taking Hoods Sarsaparilla." A
second bottle effected u cure. No other
preparation contains such concentration of
vitalizing enriching, purifying and invigor-
ating properties as Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Delicate Blanc Mango.
Stir into one quart of rich milk one tea
spoonful of Sea Moss Farine, and place your
Farine Kettle where it can cook slowly for an
hour or more. Stir it often add a cup of
sugar. Flavor and strain. il 3teod 1tw
Mistaken Consumptiyes.
In the treatment of lung and bronchial dis
eases the liver is often implicated to such an
extent that hepatic remedy becomes unnec-
essary in effecting cure of the lungs. In
the treatment of such cases prescribe Sim.
mons Liver Regulator with entire satisfac-
ton. L. L. STEPHENSON, M. D.,
m29 Cd 1w Greensboro, KY.