South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-10-27
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same theory will doubtless explain
why baldheaded men get SO thirsty
Tho blind are people with great
deal Of feeling -. Somebody says TIA.
women would never do to run railroads
as the trains would always be behind.
Yes. but they fire up mighty quick :.
Philadelphia manufactured $4,000, 900
worth of umbrellas last year. You
wouldn't have thought that amount of
property VAS stolen outside OF Congress
in year, would your. Over in Penn
sylvania they give the name Of liquid
pedestrian to the man who runs ND a
liquor bill. The deepest mine in the
world. according to Prof II. Hoeier. is
the Przibram silver mine IN Bob emiA.
The loves. depth is $500 fee: below
The surface IA Rochester girl gets
out OF bed at midnight, and goes to work
saving wood in The back yard. 1t is
needless to add that she is insane, but
q good many men round those parts sort
OF banker to marry her. -. Sheep give
two crops year, one In the fleece and
one in the lambs; sometimes three. for
in California and Texas they shear
twice year. High French authori-
ties have found by experiments ON ami.
mails that while small doses Of arsenic
seemed TO do good ut first, they result
ted ultimately in poverty OF blood. and
that post mortem disclosed in the
liver. lungs, and kidneys the character
lstics of fatty degeneration She ad-
mi;ted to her mother that her young
man had made very strong impression
on her, Yes said the old lady. L can
see where the impression mashed that
lace Hat as clean napkin. Don't let
it happen again. 49, Now do take this
medicine. wife, and Ill be hanged if it
Doesn't cure YOU Oh, | will take il
then, by all means, for it is sure to do
good some way or the other AMI
Owa Judge refused q woman divorce
which ste wanted because her husband
kissed her pretty servant. lie said she
ought to be thankful that her husband
had found way TO keep a servant
girl -. Cotton is now arriving at Nor
| folk III the rite of over 1900 balls q
day - The ravages OF yellow fever in
| Florida and elsewhere at the South
have now become SO great that, were
not the season advanced. panic might
be looked for But with mid October
here, the frosts cannot be much longet
delayed; and when they come Yellow
Jack must take his leave. The soull,
Viii make seven million gallons OF cot
ton-sced oil this year Sweet po,a-
toes are so cheap North that Portsmouth
declines to ship any more. Mr.. ia.
cob krltZ, driver in the Elk Garden
mine, owned by Senator Davis, and To-
Gated several miles west Of Piedmont
met with an accident on The 10 h inst.
which proved fatal He was caught
between loaded Ger and prop Oh the
main gallery and was so badly crush
ed that he died Immediately. lie was
from Marlinshurg The reports Of
sore tcngne among horses and cattle
in tie Southwest are numerous. A
looscning Of The hoof follows the sore
ness OF the tongue. and rs yet no cure
has been discovered for it AT the
sale OF short horn cattle at Laus Sta
ton, near Lexington, KY, on Thurs
day of last week, good prices were
realized. Sixty-iive head brought 500,
600. Wilful' brought Sl,1OO, Wild
Eyes Duchess FIT II. Sl,I00; 'Wild
Eyes Duchess Fourth. 81 400; Cherry
Constance Fifth, 900; Baroness Belle
Fourth, $1,000. and Kirk Devington,
Eighteenth, 900 A bout 80 bales Of
cotton were burned on the Midland
Railroad wharrat New bern. n. j., on
yesterday week. They were in transit
TO Norfolk, New York and Boston
A North Carolina clergyman has been
living for the past eleven years on o
salary OF s. per week. but now an
nounces that he must have raise Of 81
or ten shiliings or be compelled 10 ac.-
cCpt call to do cooper work PROB
ably the largest AMI best paid army in
The woIll is that conn oscd by the rail-
road employees in this country, they
numler abont 100000, with 4OO, 600
at work on railroad construction, or t.
100000 in all This il about one. ciehth
Of tho working force Of the coun'r,,
reckoning only adult males. There
were SO new cares Of yellow fever al
Pensacola, Fla, on TIC 18Th inst. and
. deaths. One Of The victims was q
4 IN.