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New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

Ouccn Nictoya'3 last aS~ailaut. like those who
have tired upon her before, belongs t. the class
known here as craui.," and in England as " ec-
CENTRES" He has been an inmate of several insane
a~,'umi and is apparently rs ahjcrt creature as
either ONfoId or Bean, who raised their hands
AGAINST the Queens lie many years aeo, or as the
wondering looms who turned mp in Washington
after Guitelu's crime. Fortunately there is
stringent law by which he can be punished for his
atrocous attempt upon the Soycrcgu's life. He can
either De transported for seven years, or imprisoned
ior three years and in ciHcr case he can be publicly
logged two or three times. The last form o. pun
i>hmout should he literally administered. 1t was
oxford if we remember ariShC who confessed, after
he had fred ua0n lhc Queen and the Prince Con
sort thai he had not been tIoggel enough when he
was child Whatever may be the sentence in the
present instance, very little time viii be wasted in
legal proceedings. Justice has never lag ed in Eng
land i'm assassination eases. Seventy years ago the
Prime Minister was shot through the heart as he
was entering HE House of Commons. Within four
days the assassin was placed on trial a the Old Bal
ley and although he pr0frs>cd to be insane, he con-
WINGED tn. jury of hi, sanity by short speech, and
was hanged ON the following Monday. Justice was,
in fac 30 summary that it ceased to be Justice for
his counsel was scarcely allowed time to introduce
any testimony relating to the prisoners mental con-
di,ion The legal processes will lee more deliberate
at his time rs the asSas,Ds mental incapacity IS
-"lf-t.yIdeut.
New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

The International Rife Match, which has been
definitely arranged during Inc past week, will be
as honorable to both countries rs the walking
match has been ruliianly and degrading. The diff
Gcu.ty If guaranteeing a return match at Creed
moor eighteen month, in advance has led Sir Henry
Haliord 20 propose that the British team shall cross
the Atlantic this wear. and that the American rifle
men shall wait year or more before
going to Wimbledon. This suggestion has
been gladly accepted on this side. and
The coming summer Will witness most eX
citing contest betwc-n picked teams of the
British Volunteers and The American National
Guard The 40 Tutccr- are a body of 100000 men,
defective in drill and discipline when compared
with the regular line. but superior in phy-iqu" and
real -oldicriv qualities. II our regiment can send
10 Crccdmoora pic cd platoon of mar,smcn who
can spa-s thc best work of the English volunteers.
the militia service viii larqnir prestige which IL has
never enjoyed The arrangements for the selection
of She American team should be- made With PAINS
taking care I'm order that there may not be the
-lghlc, ground for dissatisfaction ia single regi-
mental auuory. With fair play and 40 fayouu,m
a team can hc made up of which the whole country
will be proud.
New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

The question of park in the annexed dis
tricts of this city is one that H., well be dis
cussed at The present time. The city to the
nOrthward is fast becoming thickly settled,
and loud demands for breathing ug-spaCes will
be heard from there before long. Already the
cost Of property in that neighborhOod is high,
and it would probably he money in the munich
ual pocket if site for a park could be pur-
chased at once.
New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

Mr. SInallcy, in his dispatch from London,
points out some of the difficulties which Mr.
Gladstones Government is likely to have, owing
to the unwelc0me reelection Of Mr. Bradlaugh.
Judging from the former conduct Of the mem
Der from Northampton, he viii not be willing to
go through the necdful formalities Of hls oath
On the sly, and the Conservatives are sure to
make all the capital they can by opposing his
admission But Mr.. BIadlaugh has been fair
ly elected to his seat, aud so long as he is
ready 70 comply with the rules of the House,
there is no valid reason why hc should he cX-
c!udcd. Sooner or later the question viii have
to be settled without regard to religious senti-
Dleut aLd the sooner III, better
New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

San Francisco yesterday, and the movement
has assumed such proportions and power that
leading Chinese merchants on the coast have
Joined in a dispatch to one of the great COM
mercial bodies of Hong Kong couuselling
pause in immigration. 1t remains to be seen
whether the Mongolians will accept this adj
vice with a smile that is childlike and bland,
and then will take ship for the United States
the same as before, or will be induced 10
abandon their designs upon the Western world
and TO remain in China and grow up with the
country. Unless Congress passes some such
bill as the one now pending, we doubt II any
considerable check can be put upon johns
movements.
New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

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New-York tribune., 1882-03-05

larger at 7Go Broadway just below stewart N
and see him. Established 1901.
FINGER NAILS AND COMFORTABLE FEET.
Dr j. Parker Pray & Bro, Chropoaists. Americas hrst
manicure Finger bcauhed by four lady artists under
Biting Of nails cured BHhnlS ana ~
growing nails cured without pam Corns e'0N oc & cCn
Manicure goods OF an kinds Reiuccd pil'es
only Office y. y - West 23d-st stem Bros separate
Offices for ladies. Established lS6@.
No well regulated household should be with
ont a bottle AncostWa Bittors. the wordrenowne appe
tier aud hIyiguIator Beware ot couneileS ASK Nonl
grocer for the genuine article D9
DR j. G. b. SIIGERI & SONS
That terror Dyspepsia, quickly dispelled by
using nr C. McIaneis liver Pills sold by druggists BY
mail Csc Fleming Bros. Pittsuufg, Penn
Use Brummel's celebrated Cough Drops. Inc
genuine have a H. b each drop Depot 4lO GrandstN y
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
II, b, A.

The sem;-annual election of officers for the
ensuing six months took place last evening in
Strives hall, when the following officers were
elected:
President, F. E. Muench; vice president
w. Burke; recording secretary, H. Ryder
Taylor; financial secretary, Paul Hoyer; treas
urer, Henry Hunt; trustees, c. H. Muench,
L. Weyel and B. Eberhardt; relief committee
o. Patzig (chairman), J. Nordhaus, S. Levine
and M. Zimmerman.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
The Eldredge.

A. M. & w. J. Locke, four old friend Capt
Locke, have opened an attractive sewing ma
chine depot 4o7 E. Houston ST., and invite
the public to inspect their new Eldredge, GER
family the perfection of labor-saving sewing
machines. The advantages of this new ma
chine over all others are easily illustrated
by Madame Locke, and in this age when the
inventive genius of man is daily improving all
machinery, we are justified in recommending
call at 4o7 Houston street to all persons
seeking a machine.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
To Artists and Painters.

Mr.. c. H. Mueller, of EOS Commerce street
has been increasing his stock of artist and en-
gineer's materials, of the former his selections
are such as only Mr.. M. can select them, being
practically an artist of the highest order, and
consequently has full knowledge of quality OF
all goods purchased. His assortments of wall
paper, oils. paints, chromos and complete out
fits for amat u painters and artists excells in
quality and quantity, and recommends them.
selves to all lovers Of art. "Quick sales and
small profits is his motto. i.6.Im
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
Normal Sch OF

The session of the normal school will COM
mence on the 9Th of next month and continue
to the 10th of August The holding of this
school here is matter of considerable impor-
lance to our city, and will no doubt lead to re-
suits of a beneficial nature. Teachers from
all the southwestern country will attend during
this session. Cheap board is desirable in order
to induce these teachers to attend this school,
and all families willing to accommodate teach
ers at a moderate rate, for six weeks, will
please send their address to Prof. Rote.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
Death from Child Birth.

Mrs. Richard Shaeffer, Daughter of S. c.
Bennett, died this morning an hour after Civ
ing birth to child, Of sudden congestion and
bleeding of the lungs. The child is alive and
doing well.
This is a sudden and a sad death and viii
darken happy household and grieve a large
circle of friends.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
Auction Sale.

Some nice furniture and household effects
will be sold at COZ Acequia street next Satur-
day. Bed room sett, wardrobe, rocking chair,
lounge, carpet, mating, washstand, cook
stove and table ware. These effects are nice
and in good order, and can be had at private
sale prior to Saturday. Sale without limit and
reserve till 10 O'Clock a. m.
]. A. H. HosACK, Auetioneer,
At Cor. Houston and Soledad streets.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

The Innocent Lamb Who Was Lot ShOrn.
A gentleman named Lamb, called at one OF
those charitable institutions named after the
ancient kings of Egypt (the Pharoahs) bet
two dollar bill, and after an hours play drew
out from the bank one thousand and forty
dollars. This Lamb was not a sucking ora
sucker lamb-nothing in name, "a rose by
anv other name will smell as sweet
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

There is no in drugging yourself to death
and buying all the vile medicines for internal use
when you can be cured of fever aud ague, dumt
ague, bilious dis rder: aundice dyspepsia, as wei
as ali disorders and ailments Of the liver, blood ane
stomach, by ing one of Prof. Guilmettes French
Liver Pads which is a cure every time. ltyc III
drug sist does keep the pad send ST.. in letter
to French Pad Co., Toledo O., and it will be SEM
you by return mail 1t is the only pad that is guar
anteed 10 cure Beware Of count erfeits.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
f., j, Bowsky, II SoIedad Street,

One door north Of Main plaza, has just COM
pleted and fitted up new first class hot and
cold shower baths. Has also floating river
baths Has three first-class BARRIERS constantly
in attendance. Polite attention and superior
workmanship guaranteed. Give him trial.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
Engaged

The engagement Of Mr.. Otto Andreae and
Miss Josephine Hutzler, is announced. MIR.
A. is with Messrs. Bell & Bros, and is widely
and fa,orably known. Miss H. is young
lady deservedly popular in wide circle of
friends, for her many charms.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
The Public should Know 1t.

c. A. Magerstadt, the cheap and popular
Commerce Comm street, shoemaker lopez's old
stand) where he will be glad to sell new hats
and repair old ones. In future he will also
dye, clean and repair gentlemen's clothes, in
good style and at low prices.
B9 He is now selling off his stock of hats
at cost price. Give him call. 5-23-Im
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
Prof. GuilmCttC'S French Liver Pal

Will positively cure Fever and Ague, Dumb ague,
Ague Cake, Bilious Fever Jaundice, Dyspepsia,
and all diseases OF the Liver, Stomach and Blood.
Price 81 50 BY mail Send for Prof. Guilmette' S
Treatise the Kidneys and Liver, free bv mail.
Address FRENCH PAD co,
Toledo, Ohio.
U-For sale by W. X. CLAyIN. 67y
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

in all cases of Flux, Collie, Cholera Morbus OIL
other mplaInts of the b Jwels, take Morley's Uni
versaI Blackberry Balsam. IS cents, at F. kalteye'
& Son
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
EiOped.

We hear upon good authority that store
clerk on Commerce street has eloped with his
cousin, a resident on Houston street, and that
no intellipence has been heard of either party.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

"A cook wanted-for small family. Apply
to room 10, Devine building. 8
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

For infante Bowel c. mpIaints Morley's Univer
sal Blackberry Balsam priceless in its effIcaciou
and gentle mode of bringing about a as cents
at F. Kalteyer & Son.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

Visitors needing visiting cards can
supplied at the Light Office.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

he has got it, send $3.50 and you will receive the
Pad by return maiL
Testimonials From the People:
JUDGE BUCHANAN, Lawyer Toledo, o.. says
Zone of Prof Guilmette's French Kidney Pad
cured me OF Lumbago in three weeks time. My
case had been given up by the best doctors as IN
durable During all this time ! suffered untold ago
ny and paid out rrge sums Of money"
GEORGE VETTER, J. p, Toledo, o. says:
81 suffered for three years with SCiatica and Kid
was entirely and perm uen,ly ed after wearing
Prof Guilmettes French Kidney Pad four weeks"
SOUIRrN. C. SCOTT, Syvania, O., writ. S:
Il haye been 4 great sufferer for IS Yeas with
Bright Disease Of the Kidneys. For weeks at a
time usabe to 6 out Of bed; took barrels o.
medicine but they gave me My TEMPORARY relief
wore two OF Prof tiumette'S Kidney Pads six weeks
and know | am entirely cured"
MRS HEI EN- JEROME Toledo, o., says:
"For years have been fined great part o.
the time to nv bed with L"corrhra and female weak
ness: wore o e Of Guilmette's kidney Pads anC
was cured il one month "
HB. GREEN, Whole, ale Grocer, F.ndlay, o.
writzs:
al suffered for IS years with lame back and ii
three week was perm unity cured by wearing one
Of Prof Guilmette'> Kidney Pads"
BF. KFESI INC, NJ ID , Druggist, Lngansport
| Ind when sending derfor Kidney Pads, writes
al wore OF the FIRST one we had and received
more benefit ON 1t than al, thing ever used. In
fact the Pads give better neral satsfac ton thar
| any kidney efy we ever sold "
| RAY 4 SHOE MAKER Druggists Har nibal. Mo
awe work. up lively trade in your Pads
| and are hear good suits fru them every day. ,
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

Genuine Pongee silk and seersucker coat:
and vests at Pancoast & Son. II
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

"A small store for rent. Inquire Of Mr.
Gresser, corner Nueva street. 6-3-4t
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

One Of the largest stocks of hats to select
from at A. PancoaSt & Son. 4-I9
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

Something choice and new in Straw Hats
Just received by A. Pancoast & Son.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

1000 Loads Gravel
To be had for hauling away at the Gas house.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

-"But the appointment of this commission
does not necessarily prevent a revision of the
tariff at this session of congress, if, as is con-
tended by stme, such revision can be had
without the aid of a commission. For one.
will most cheerfully give my humble support
to any earnest and reasonable effort to bring
about the earliest practical revision and reduc-
ton of the tariff to re0enne basis" -Upson's
speech.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08

The 10Th of June wifi be celebrated in
great style by our colored friends.
The building of the new courthouse is
progressing rapidly.
The district court is lively.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
SHEEP FOR SALE.
WOOL COMMISSION HOUSE.

We are prepared to receive Wool on Consignment,
making Liberal Announcements on the same.
CHABOT, MOSS & CO.,
4-11-d SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-06-08
FROF. GUILMETTE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD

WHICH CURES BY ABSORPTION.
Ask your druggist for PROF GUIDMETTE's
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD, and take no other. !
he has not got it, send $3.50 and you will receive thu
Pad by return mali.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-05-06
The Wrong Infirmity.

In a certain Michigan village there
lived, decade since, a man known as
Judge Simpson. No one could remem-
Der of his having served in any capacity
to gain the title, but he acquired it some
how. and had dignity enough for whole
Supreme Bench. The Judge was an
eccentric citizen, well liked, but he had
a terribly bad breath. No one would
ride with him, few could talk with him,
and everybody wondered why he didn't
eat onions for change. No one had
the courage to mention the matter, and
vet something must be done or the
Judge would be ostracised. In this
emergency along came one of the first
tramps ever seen in the State. At the
first house where he called for a bite the
man called him in and said:
MY friend, are you a brave mang'
"Well never took back seat yet?n
DO you want to earn two dollars?"
"1'ry me once"
Every we'll You see that white
building beside the postoffice? Go up
stairs. turn to the left, and you will find
a red-faced. bald-headed man called
Judge What | want you to do is to ask
him why he doesn't chew cloves for his
inhrmity."
I'm do it."
That's all. Simply ask the ques-
ton and I'll hand you the cash. !"
The tramp went his way, and the
citizen took his station on street cor
ner. He saw the brave man go up, and
he saw him come down. He went up
gracefully enough but when he came
down he bumped every separate stair.
and as he gathered himself up at the
bottom boot lifted him clear into the
gutter He started for the river on a
dead run. and never stopped for half a
mile. Then the citizen overlook him
and asked:
"Well. was the Judge in?"
"He VAST
"And you put the question:"
Don't look as if l did? Say, what
infrmity has he got?"
"A bad breathP'
The dickens; What fool / was!
Why, thought his in6rmity was in his
feet, and when he gave me that first lift
| was so taken back that he got in two
left-handers on my jaw before began
to fall! Two dollars! Why I'm damaged
to the extent of two millions!'-De-
Lrou Free Press
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-05-06
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

There are people who will buy any
thing on sight if they can be allowedm
pay for it on time.-N. 0. PicayWae.
THE man who steals my purse
steals trash,'' but the man who steals
paragraphs has no trash of his own Oh
hand. -Thos. S. Weaver.
YES" said lady, complacently,
II expect we'll get rich now. My hus-
band has just been appointed one of the
receivers of an embarrassed savings
bank. "-SOneerviIle Journal
The new idea is to have the hand
photographed. We have held some
hands that are as indelibly fixed on om
memory as the photographers art could
fix them and others-without trump
This is double action joke.-NeW HereH
Register.
"A western desperate twenty-seven
years old has killed twenty-six men
That's nothing. We know young
physician who can double discount any
desperate that ever stood up, and he
isn't stuck up about it either. He is 50
modest that he never mentions it.
Rochester E1preSs.
-''Just taste that tea," said Oh
Hyson to his better half, at the supp
table the other evening. 'Well, there
doesn't seem to be anything the matter
with it. | can't taste anything
"Neither can l, and that's what I'm
growing at. ''-Hactensack Republican
"A new agony and one that is ID
every way admirable is for young lazy
to entertain her gentleman caller with q
few arias on that classical instrument
the banjo. The true and deep signlll
canoe of this is: Don't go TO the MN
'trels any more. will be your MN
strel." Did you ever see loves dream
set to music in more attractive shapeF-
~ Y. Graphic.
"A man went into a drug store anu
asked for something to cure headache
The druggist held bottle of hartshorn'G
his nose and he was nearly overpowereu
by its pungency, As soon as he recov
cred he began to rail at the druggist anu
threatened to punch his head Du'
didn't it help your headacheP' asked Ii ~,
apothecary. il" Help my headache!
gasped the man. "Lhaven't any heSG
ache. It's my wife that's got the heao'
ache. Chicago Tribune.
An erratic Judge, who stammereu
badly in speaking, was hearing case u
which witness was asked his name'
"M-m-my na-na-name e-e's Je-Je,Oe
Jones'" was the answer. "Wh-ha-hS',
d-d-do-u-u- me-ana-ma-meang roared
the Judge g See-sc-sc-sc-irr? said 'ne
witness. " Te-te-te-te-ake tha-ah-s
ma-ah-an t-t-t-t-t je-je-je-a-il fo-oh-on,
oh-r co-on-on-t-t-t-tempt" shouted ".
Judge 1t was amusing to see tha'
Judge when he found that the witness
was not poking fun. but really STAN
mered like him. Quincy Modern arg"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-05-06
The Aryan Invasion Of Europe.

In very recent times-probably not
more than twenty centuries before
Christ-Europe was invaded by new
race of men, coming from central Asia.
These were the Aryans, race tall and
massive in stature (the men averaging
at least five feet eight inches. and the
women five feet three inches), with
"brachycephalic'' or round and broad
skulls, with powerful jaws and promi-
nent eyebrows, with faces rather square
or angular than oval, with fair, ruddy
compleXions and blue eyes, and red or
flaxen hair. Of these, the earliest that
came may perhaps have been the Latin
tribes, with the Dorians and Ionians; but
the first that made their way through
western Europe to the shores of the At
lantic were the Gael, or true Kelts.
After these came the Kymry; then the
Teutons; and tinally-in very recent
times, near the beginning of the Chris
tian era-the Slavs. These Aryan in
vaders were further advanced in,
civilization than the Iberians, who
had so long inhabited Europe.
They understood the arts which
the latter understood, and, besides all
this, they had learned how to work met
ais; and their invasion of Europe marks
the beginning of what psychologists call
the Bronze Age, when tools and weapons
were no longer made of polished stones.
but were wrought from an alloy of cop
per and tin. The great blonde Aryans
everywhere overcame the small brunette
Iberians, but instead of one race exter-
minating or expelling the other, the two
races everywhere became commingled
in various proportions. In Greece, south
ern Italy, Spain and southern France,
where the Iberians were most numerous
as compared with the Aryan invaders,
the people are still mainly small in stat
ure and dark in complexion. In Russia
and Scandinavia, where there were very
few Iberians. the people show the purity
of their Aryan descentin their fair COM
plexion and large stature. While in
northern Italy and northern France, in
Germany and the British Islands, the
Iberian and Aryan statures and complex
ions are intermingled in endless variety.
john Luske, IN atlantic Monthly.