Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-09
ALL SORTS.

ALL OOhIS.
The story comes from Staten Island that an old man
of eighty suddenly died while waiting for the hour
appointed for his wedding. That was narrow escape
for the old man.
LIVING WITHEssEs.-The hundreds of hearty, and
healthy looking men, women and children, that have
been rescued from beds Of pain sickness and well nigh
death by Parkers Ginger Tonic are the best evidences
in the world Of its sterling merit WORTH You will
find such in almost every community.
When the Old Testament is revised and modernzed
it will probably state that ADAM after eating the
apple, received word that his resignation would be
! accepted.
Wistar's Balsam Of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis, whoopng cough Group influenza con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest. so cents and ST. bottle
Hard putty around broken wndow-paues is quickly
soitened by pouring kerosene oil on it, $3.50 ss
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for Rough
on Rats 1t clears out rats mice, bedbugs, reaches,
vernin. flies, ants. insects. I5c per box.
CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smarting,
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharges
cured by Buchupaiba. ST. at druggists. Prepaid by
express. $I25, for S.. E. s. Wells Jersey City, NJ
BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Reviewer, great
est remedy on earth for impotence leanness, sexual
debility. etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express,
$l25. 6 for SIS. E. s. Wells. Jersey City. N J.
They who picture Queen Victoria in their minds
eye as clad in a robe of crimson with gold crown
upon her head will be shocked learn that she takes
her daily drive at Bamoral with a black straw bonnet
upon her head. and with large shawl of small check
shepherds plaid upon her shoulders
ANNOYANCE AvoIDED.-Gray hairs are honorable
but their premature appearance annoying Parkers
| Hair Balsam prevents the annoyance by promptly
restoring the youthful color
"IIow did you come to get married ?" asked a man
| of very homey friend. WELL you see," he replied,
latter yany tried to win several girls that wanted
finally turned my attention to one that wanted me,
and then it didn't take long to arrange matters"
RENEW Your LEAsE.-There are times in every
ones life when energy fails and a miserable feeling
comes over them, mistaken for laziness Danger turks
in these symptoms, they arise from diseased organs
Parker's Ginger Tonic will restore perfect activity
the stomach liver and kidneys, purify the blood and
renew your lease of health and comfort Advocate.
Although the hand organs have retired from bust
ness there are still lots of crauks turning up.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debility
liver complaint, bos. numors, chronic diarrhoea
nervous affections female complaints all diseases
originating in a bad state of the blood.
A reporter, in describing railway disaster, says
This accident came upon the community unawares.'
WHAT Ais You ?-Is it a disordered liver giving
| you yellow skin or costve bowels; which have re
suited in distressing piles do your kidneys refuse II
perform their functions? If So your system will sool
he clogged with poisons. Take few doses of Kidney
Wort and you'll feel like a new man-nature will
throw off every impeachment and each organ will b
ready for duty. Druggists sell both the dry and liquid
-Euansville Tribune.
To his absent father little boy writes that hi
puppies are growing every day and sometimes twice
day.
} 25 CENTS WILL Do.-You need not spend dolla
to cure biousness. Hatch's Mandrake Pills will d
it effectually. Nor dollar for cough mixture
Batch's Febrfuge Mixture will cure for quartz
Both articles perfectly reliable and SAFE Sold at
: the stores Bs4
Climb as high. young man. as a worthy ambitio
will let you; but never despse the ladder which
| sisted you.
SOCIETY BELLEs.-On account of it's remarkably
delicate and lasting fragrance society bellies are lou
in their praises Of Foreston Cologne.
If man would live quietly IN this world, he mu
learn to keep his eyes and open and his lii
n barred.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send DIR. Dye
: Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts and other Electr
Appliances on trial for thirty days young
older persons who are afflicted with debilit
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and
= plete restoration of vigor and manhood Also +
e rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis. liver and kidn
dlfhcultles, ruptures, and many other diseases. Iu
II trated pamphlet sent Free Address Votaic Belt c.
Marshall, Mich.
!" One of Rev. T. L. shpmans inexhaustble fund
anecdotes of ministerial life is about brother preac
er who used to invariably pray that 1.-THE gospel mig
be dispensed with throughout the world
: How TO SECURE HEALTH.-lt is strange any o
re will suffer from arrangements brought on by impu
it blood, when scoyills sarsaparilla and Stilngia.
Blood and Liver Syrup will restore health the PHI
h ical organization. 1t is strengthening syrup ple
ant to take. and the best blood purifier ever dscov
ed, curing scrOfula. syphitic disorders, weakness
the kidneys. erysipelas. malaria nervous disorde
Is debility bilious complaints diseases of the bio
E. liver. kidneys. stomach, skln etc.
is Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and bea.
D. DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys worr
-, Sold by E. Z. Dutton. Barton, VT.
Florida rejoices in enormous orange crop, e.
l. mated from 100000 to s5.ooooOo. All but 5,o(
D. 900 will be exported.
10 pure, wholesome distlllaton of witch hai
!. American pine Canada fir. marigod. clover blossom
Vi etc., fragrant with the healing essences of basam
Dt pine. Such is sanford's Radical cure for Catar
Complete treatment for ST.
Death to rats, mice, reaches and ants Parsons
III Termination. Barns. granaries and households clea
"a in single night No fear OF bad smells. Best q
cheapest vermn killer in the world. Sold everywhe
- The Springfield Union sagely remarks that il
he Pilgrim Fathers hadn't landed somewhere we sho
;, never have heard of Them The moral is: 'Yor
man, land somewhere"
AZ HUMBUGGED AGAIN.-I saw SO much said about
he merits Of Hop Bitters, and my wife who was alw
:, doctorIng and never well. leased me urgently
get her some. concluded to he hum5ugged aga
er and am glad did for in less than two months
n OF the Bitters my wife cured and has
ed SO for eighteen months snce.f like such hi
u bugging.-H. T.. St. Paul Pioneer Press.)