The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-10-30
Wit and Wisdom.


Wit and Wisdom.
Ohio Democratic papers think of discardipg
their time honored rooster and substituting
goat and a key as their emblem Philadelphia
News.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate Pleasant to
the Taste
DIR. A L. Hall, Fair haven, N. Y, says;
"Have prescribed it with marked benefit in in
digestion and urinary troubles.
Man proposes, God disposes-but it takes a
woman with her hair down to be indisposed
when anybody cals.-Lowell Citizen.
What is needed is pure blood, as the influ-
ence of its purity upon the health cannot be
overestimated. When it become impure il
gives rise to large number of diseases, such
as biliousness, sick headache, dyspepsia, loss
of Appetite low spirits, nervousness. female
complaints, etc. The success which has at
tended the use of Swedish Botanic Compound
warrants us to say that for purifying and en-
riching the blood, creating an appetite,
strengthening and renovating the whole sys-
tenn, nothing surpasses that great remedy.
Gray squirrels seem to annoy the amateur
way of lodging the Enthusiastically
journal.
The best preparation of iron doctor can
prescribe is Browns Iron Bitters, because it
does not injure the teeth as other iron medi-
cines will.
Remarks on finding that your winter over
coat has been ruined by moths Objectionable
words omitted:
-ll- Boston Post.
When the skin is parched and freckled by
strong northwest winds, and the face becomes
dry and scaly, it can be restored to smoothness
and good color by DIR. Benson's Skin Cure. A
perfect remedy for troublesome itching and
vexatious pimples.
n Another st. Louis man started into a news
paper Office to wallop the editor few days
ago, but when he noticed that he was being
followed by six undertakers, five sections and
coroner, all anxious for job, he thought
better OF it and went home.-Philadelphi
News.
Indications Of consumption are allayed Ly
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
"Why didn't you deliver that message as 1
gave it to you?" asked an Austin gentleman
of his stupid servant. ri did de best 1 could
boss ''You did the best you could. did
you?' initiating his voice and look $50 you
did the best you could. II had known that
was sending donkey, would have gone my
self-Texas Siftings.
Rheumatism and similar diseases, caused by
q low state of the system, are cured by using
Ayers Sarsaparilla.
For deliriously dazzling falsehood you want
to hear the story of the Vermont baggage mar,
who, having little time between stations,
took hammer and nails and repaired trunk
that showed a disposition to burst.-Boston
burst.
ut was terribly oppressive at the theatre
last night" said Brown; SIT was so hot that
the blood all rushed to my head" ''Well, it
found plenty of room there, didn't it?" re-
spended the unsympathetic Fogg.-Boston
Transcript.
Some of the papers made bad work of Whit
tiers poem ON William Penn The lines
son Schuylkilrs banks no fortress frowned,
Vbn mao nj oof oil ruoc
suffered especially. One paper had it the
peaceful lot" and another informed its
readers that "the peaceful cat alone was
there"
One day toward nightfall, and in uncertain
light, man bought an overcoat of pretended
plum color. The next morning it proved to be
of q quite unmistakable green. Returning it
to the shoPkeeper, that worthy regarded the
buyer calmly and said; "You must have lit
tie patience with it, my dear sir; it isn't ripe
yet. lie Figaro.
Group, Diphtheria and Whooping Cough get
prompt relief and rapid cure by the use of
Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine remedy.
What this country wants is reply postal
cards, and to save trouble the reply might as
well be printed ON them in advance by the gov
eminent. The words every sorry, but can't
pay your bill this week; some other week.
would about hit most of the cases.-Philadel-
phia News.
That weak back or pain in the sides or hips
you will find Immediately relieved when a Hop
Plaster is applied. 1t strengthens the mus
cles, giving the ability to do hard work with
out suffering. Take none but this, it's sure
When powder magazine blows up, it can,
we suppose, be called fash literature.-New
jersey Enterprise.
Kurakoff, the lung healer, and great Pine
remedy contains neither opiates nor narcotics.
Free samples to actual sufferers. G. A. Lewis
& Co., AZ Vesey St.. N. Y.
AS a rule, the men who have been driven
New Orleans Picayune.
BOSTON BROWN BREAD.-One cup flour, one
cup rye, two cups Indian meal, two-thirds cups
moiasses, two cups milk, one cup lukewarm
water, one teaspoonful salt. and three tea
spoonfuls CONGRESS YEAST POWDER. Steam
two or three hours
MARRIAGES.