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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05
SPECI1L NOTICES.
Mothers Mothers, Mothor.,I

Are you disturbed at night and broken of your
rs. W aich cnlle suffering and crying with the
eAer"clatihs pam OF cutting teeth? If SO, 90 4,
once and get bottle of Mrs WISSLOW'S SOl1rn
ING slRUP 1t will relieve the poor little ,uf.
ferer lnlnediatcly--depend upon it there j., ~,
mistake about it. There is not mother on e.rrb
who has ever used it, who will not tell yo;, NJ
One tnat II VIII regulate the bowels, and rive
res: i 70 Tue mother and relief and health to the
child operating like magic 1t is perfectly saf ~
use IN all cases, and pleasant to the taste and il
the prescription of one Of the oldest and hest e.,
male physicians and nurses in the United State,
Sold everywhere. % cents 4 bottle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

VAraHED. The yacht Americas was
4I>Iird in the river OF this city, this
,''rrnoon, and George Stcarns, the only
e:son on board at the time came near being
owned The yacht was soon righted by
a'iics who went out from the shore. The
'4cricus. which has been here for some
@r undergoing repairs, belongs to Wash
s'oM parties
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05
Gazette,
LOCAL MATTERS.

WEATHER PROBABILITIES, June 5, 1882
rr the Middle Atlantic States fair weather. HIGH
- barometer, winds mostly from northwest TO
.,a,hwrs;, becoming variable and slight changes
IL. temperature.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

SUNDAY Law NIuLATuRs 10 EE PROSE
frEp.-Thethrec saloon Keepers who have
zen fined for violation OF the sunday law
.ncr the issuing of the new licenses have
zen served with notices 10 appear before
ar Corporation Court on Wednesday Of
.rN; week. the 18th inst. to show cause why
heir licenses should not be revoked The
a'""l' keepers will probably be represented
q c"unsrl The temperance people will
"!rav"r il The Licenses of the accused
.'r revoked, To prevent the rcissllng OF
.'!'sra To any parties 10 engage in the
.ih'r hiISincs, in the same houses now &C.
@vi 10y the defendants.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

nISSOLUT1ON OF PARTNERSHIP-Having
- sold my interest in the firm of BECkHAM &
co. to j. T. Bcckham that firm is to-day dissolved
by mutual consent. J. T. Beekham has the books
and will settle all firm obligations. All indebted
to the firm are requested to make payment to
him as early as possible that the books may be
settled. F. 4. KERRY,
J. T. BECKHAM.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05
NOTICE TO STATE TAX PAYERS.
City Trcasurer's Office,
Room No = Market Building,

City Trcasurer's Office. !
Room No > Market Building,
Alexandria. Va, May 18th, 1882.
All persons who have not paid their State taxes
for the year 1881, will please take notice that
am compelled to settle my accounts for that year
with the State Oh the 18th day of June, and to
enable me TO do So must collect the taxes now un-
paid, and unless these bills are paid by the list
instant. | shall enforce their payment without
further notice. Voters will bear in mind that
they must pay their cspitation tax for 1881 to
entite them to vote in the May and November
elections Merchants and others engaged in bust
ness, who have received certificates of their State
licenses from the Commissioner OF Revenue are
hereby notified that under the law they arc re-
quired to present the same at thsS Office and pay
the amount. failure to do SO renders them liza
bic to fine for doing business without a license.
NJ. B. HARLOW,
my1T CITY Treasurer
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

INE MARYLAND FERRY.-Thc requisite
count of stock to the Maryland steam fer
! boat having been subscribed, meeting
!; Tie subscribers to the stock is called to be
IL! AT the old sun engine house tomorrow
,,ht.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

RNhE TRADE. Inspector q. W. Huwx-
aNT,t rep"rla the following arrivals at the
IIrr front:
Steamer Sue, Gcoghegan, Baltimore, mer-
'aaHdl@r t" J. Brodcrs 4 Co.; Str. John Glib
'"n, Dung, New York, merchandise to F..
! ErrI < Co.: Str Norfolk, Shropshire,
Philadelphia, merchandise to f. 4. Reed 4
49,, >rhr. Engic, Creighton, lIavre dc Grace
.Jai 10 I. }. Mehaiiey 4 Co.; Schr. r: d.
'Amcll, White, corn 10 G.. II. Robinson
>hr Mechanic. King, Upper Machodic
"rn To q. II. Robinson and Beckham & Bro.
N'M. Mary Ellen. Underwood. wood to
LM.rkrt.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

In" stockholders Of the Potomac Manufacturin!
Company are hereby notified to meet at the Ollie,
at tn" Company in Alexandria, Virginia, OIL IN,
FIFTEENTH OF June, 4. d.. 1892, ut lively,
O'Clock la" the purpose Of clcrting Directors o: tn,
company Tor the current year
By order of the Board j. b. ARCHER
jc2 PrcSt. Potomac Manufacturing Co
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

Clothing at Reduced Prices.
On account oi the backward sras,. and b.,:r,.
very large and well selected of READY MADE
CLoihlAG ON hand, We have reduced our
SO SUITS TO 50 90
12 SUITS TO 10 90
10 SUITS TO II 30
IL SUITS TO Is 90
20 SUITS TO II 90
In Boys and Childrcn's Suits We have made
the same reduction. Call and examine orr
stock before purchasing elsewhere and be con-
the trade. ~
S. WATERMAN & son,
mylo Clothiers and Tailors, 81 King st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05
TAYLOR 6 HUFTY,
OBJ; PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
Washington, ID. &.
pRorosALS FOR CARPENTER WORK

/ IF''' ''''-f IN T'TIt 7 y III TN En- WUNk,
Scaled PROPOSALS will br received ut nv resi-
drncr until II o'clock noon JUNE 10Th, 1882
Tor the CARPENTERS WORK on THE PUBL
SCHOOL BUILDING. to be erected III Fall,
Church. Va. .-I.
Plans, specifications and any further Informal
t"h desired will be found at my residence in Falls
Church, Va.
The right t" reject Ill bids reserved. ...l
JOS. Z. BIRCH, Trustee.
I;E"EGE r. i; G"EDoS' Trustees.
ir:S-c nth
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

.I-h APPLE VINEGAR-S barrels just re.
p! arived from Loudoun CO., Va, of fine flavor
:; great strength, for sale by
~yl5 J. c. MILBURN.
WAMOIS SkINS.-A choice lot of large Cha
b "ois skins for maxim Ladies' Gloves at
j. D. H. LUNT'S,
~y2G Cor. King and Washington SIS.
4 H!rE BEANS, DRIED GREEN PEAS,
y Canned Peas, Dried Cherries, Apples and
,.@r', Italian MaccarOni, Ecrmacelli, &c, &c,
&'o'r!vrd by my11l j. c. MlLBURN.
II louNGER'S IMPORTED ALE in stone
" bottles for sale by
ayl Wa. JOHNSON & co.
'NNS c. S. MEAL to arrive and for sale by
CHAS. S. TAYLOR, Jr.,
S2-0 q & 23 King ST.
-A1N>-2o boxes PRIME LEMONS just re-
81, &c MIIR11RN
aNTw.pAD INVOICE OF SPRING STYLES OF
A "H.i. PAPER just received at
49, TENNESSON & cos.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

Another Gross Of Ideal" Coffee and Tea Pots
Just received. They are perfect. as hundreds i,
this city and elsewhere can testify. 1t stands ON
It's own merits. lfattcra weeks trial il does nor
do rs represented return it and have vour money
refunded Send for price list.
STANSBURY & BRO
'a ri ami Dealers in Stoves and Tinware
Tin roofing and Job Work u Spcci,ltv 0nr
Miotto' BEST Material. Greatest Care Efficient
MofkhallShIp.' Stoves received on storage.
Don forget the place. McBurney's Building, cor,
King and Washington streets.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05
(ILO&lNH OUT SALE.

Expecting soon to leave the city, | will sell at
private sale AT COST the remainder of stock ON
hand, consisting entirely Of
FRESH STAPLE GROCERIES,,
Fixtures, including Medium Size. Safe tcombina-
ton look, also Scales, Canisters. Scopes &C. &c
Ais" %oihc fine Parlor and Bed Room Furniture,
III good order at low price LEWIS STEIN
nd LIZ pnr.,l
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05
HARDWARE AND CUTLERY,

HARDWARE And CUTLERY
JAMES F. CARLIN & SONS,
NO. CD KING STREETS
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
HARDWARE AND CUTLERY.
Builders Hardware, Locks, Hinges Screws,
DoorBolts Latches, &c, Saddery, Hardware,
Bride Bits, Buckles, Rings, Hames, &C., &c,
Wheelwriglts' Hardware, Axles, Rims, Hubs,
Spokes, Sawed Fellows, Tire Iron, &C., Pocket,
Table, Carving, and Butcher Knives, &C., Guns,
Pistols, &C. A full and complete stock of first
class goods away in store and sold at lowest cash
prices. aug15
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

IL ORSE BRUSHES. WHITE WASH BRUSHES
Ii busting Brushes. Axle Grease. for sale i'm
quantity TO suit by
j. Y. CREIGHTON / son,
lnyb SO King street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-06-05

NHILDREN'S FANCY COLORED HOSIERY, at
" De Doc, 4Oc and 5Oc per pair.
Iny15-6 TT G. NJ ADAMS 90 King st
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

Sometime ago the San Francisco
Chronicle accused the Bus7etin Of that
city of having sold its editorial infiu-
euce to the Central Pacific Railroad
for $4,000, and the Bulletin sued for
libel and lost lis case. The judge
ruled that such charge was not II.
belous and explained bis views of the
case as follows: "Talent is as much
the capital ofthe advocate, the lawyer,
and the editor as merchandise il Of
the merchant; he has as much right
to sell his talents as the merchant his
merchandise. The lawyer, the minis
ter, the parliamentary advocate, the
lecturer, the author, sells bis talent,
and he is not the less respected for
80 doing. The greater his learning.
industry, eloquence, and the esteem
10 which he is held, the greater his
pecuniary compensation. 1t seems to
me it is no more libelous to accuse
one of selling for gain the support and
advocacy OF his newspaper than ii
would be to accuse the merchant of
selling for gain his merchandise
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19
SO many men are wounded or MANNED
for life.

Senator Mcpherson, Of New Jersey,
flies in the face Of the whole Demo-
cratic party by saying his candidate
for the Presidency in 1884 is David
Davis. He says he acan hardly see
the Democratic candidate in sight
unless it should be Davis. He was
the friend Of Lincoln, he made an up
right judge, and he has made con-
scientious Senator. His disposition
is to act with us, though his patriot
ism is always uppermost." That is a
queer admission for a Democrat to
make-that Democracy and patriot
ism are antsgonistic forces-but it is
true. Concerning General Haucock's
alleged desire for denomination, Mr..
Mcpherson, who was talking with
"Gath," said: "If he gets it next
time, be must write no more tariff
letters, cor congratulate the Fusion.
lists Of Maine" He could DO depended
on not to do that. A burnt candi'
date shuns the fre--New York
Tribune.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

IF YOU KNOW of any poor person that is
1 in n ed Of soD ething warm to wear, yon
Gan pn.shase il 0. Kisses = AftastEaNoF II MsiH
STREET. Auabs H0lI12
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19
FACTS FROM EXPERIENCE.

MAucH CHUNK, Pa, Sept. IL, 1881.
H. H. WARNER & Co.: SIRs-
| have used yonr Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure for a combination of liver and
kidney troubles and have derived great
benefit theretrotn.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19
nos,T EAIL TO TRY THE oREA'
NEVER REDUCE FOR EXTERNAL USE.

A sure cure for the following diseases in
horses: Bone and Blood SPAWN, Rlngbone,
Curbs, Splints, and all classes Of Callous and
Soft Lumps on Limbs or Back; will cure
Fistula on the shoulder Of horses Pole EVIL
or Sweeny, and for internal use in horses,
will cure Collie and relieve Bolts in from ~
to Is minutes. ,Dose-From one to two table
spoonfuls, to be given in one pint OF milk
warm water, to tie up their heads and TO
dl ench them with it out of q long necked
bottle. For Disteniper and Epizootic give
the same amount in bucket Of warm water
the horse when dry will drink II. For these
last complaints use it on the throat until 1t
blisters; hold the bottle to their nostrtis and
let them iniaale the medicine IL Is one OF
the best remedies for these diseases. 1t Will
also cure Thrush in the Feet. See circulars
recommending the medicine for full partic-
ulafs. Pay strict attention TO tne directions,
then the proprietor guarantees this medicine
70 do as recommended, and give full salts
faction TO those who use 1t. There could be
q large amount OF certificates Of cures pub
lished, that have been performed on persons
and horses but the proprietor cannot pos
sibly publish them all.
The Fl. II. II. has proven to be one OF the
most sure cures for Pink Eye the new diseases
in Horses that Is to be found win not fail TO
cure If used freely on head aud throat and
tablespoonful put In the water when water
cd, One Of the foremost veterinarys In the
country says, 1t is ahead of any remedy ne
has found for the above disease.
This Meulcluo tooA tn5 itss .oiiiiun.A q
the state Agricultural Fair, held in Phila,
delphia in 1880, and the society awarded
the proprietor, D. Dodge Tomlinson, d.
ploma OF merit for the above preparation.
D. DODGE TOMLINsON,
Proprietor and Manufacturer.
once so23 Girard Ave-, Phila., Pa,
For sale by druggists asd medicine dealers
generally. If your druggist has not got II
have him get It for you, or go where you car
get it. Don't be put on with any inferior ar
ticle.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19
TIE TRIAL OF GUITEAU.

The speech that Guiteau wrote in
bis cell, and which Judge Cox decided
he should not be permitted to deliver
to the jury, was given out for publ
cation on Monday. Guiteau says i
contains bis true defence, and he re-
pudiates the line of defence adopted
for him by his lawyers. He hopes
Judge Cox will yet conclude TO let
him deliver it, and ii not. he il salts
fed the court in banc will reverse the
decision. The speech starts out with
the declaration that he stands before
the jury as a patriot, suffering in
bonds for an act that was done for
the good of the American people.
Much Of it has been heard before in
his testimony and in his various ad-
dresses to the public from the Jail.
Seine rhetorical passages that it con-
tains have appeared again and again
in his utterances in and out Of court.
He reasserts that the deity inspired
him, picture the political situation at
the time, declares that there has been
several interferences by Providence
in his behalf, and threatens dire
things to the American people if he,
as the representative Of the Deity, is
injured. He tells the jury that it is
their business to acquit him and to
vindicate his inspiration. He claims
he was insane when he shot the Pres
ident, and that as soon as it was done
the pressure on his mind was relieved.
So rash an act, he argues, could only
have been the work of q madman.
He quotes many letters to him, to
show, as he says, that public opinion
has changed in his favor. He de-
nounoes the testimony of the experts
as worthless, and stigmatizes that of
certain other witnesses as false. His
closing appeal to the jury ends with
the statement that when the Presi-
dent was shot the Cabinet officers
telegraphed to Europe that it was
the act Of q mailman, and he thinks it
will be far better every way if it j.
now officially decided that 1t was the
act Of . mailman.
In the case on Monday Mr.. Scoville
occupied the cntire day in beginning
his speech TO the jury. He devoted
much Of his attention to an attack on
Mr.. Davidgs's speech, and at moments
displayed lack Of control of his tenn
per. Guitean sssiated him in making
What the defence considered points
favorable to itself. G
Mr.. Seville continued to talk to
ma GuiteAa jury on Tuesday. He
was badly ont Of temper and made a
lumber Of personal attacks upon
Judge Porter and The District Attor-
ney. He also attacked the methods
Of the prosecution. He directed his
argument to prove the insanity Of the
assassin. Guitesu announced that
he had received several checks ior
large sumo on New York basks, and
added that he was INA posisi1;, 10 pay
his overdue board bills.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

LIFE AND Work OF GARFIELD.
I'VE have heretofore referred to this
remarkable book by Dr.. john Clark
Riarath, published By Jones Brotbass
h CO, L., success is most,pnenon-
email. II Is jjubtless haviOg largss
sale than shy other book now before
the public. L seems TO posssss the
rare quality corresponding 10 The pop
ular want 10 every detail--in matter,
illustration, paper, printing, bind
Ing and prise. As IL ooncsrns Gar
fields life aad the events which
mako him illustrious. this book will
sver remain the standard popular biog.
raphy.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

Mr.. Gladstone has sat In Parliament for
exactly halt q century.
The wife Of Lieutenant DsLong, com.
mander Of the Jeanette, has never felt
any doubt Of bis coming home safe and
sound,
AN ENTH USrAsTIC ENDORSEMENT.
GcRHA1f, N. H., July IA, 1881.
GENTs - Whoever you are, I don't
know; but / thank the Lord and feel
grateful to you to know that in this world
of adulterated medicines there is one COM
pound that proves and does all it adyer.
tises to do, and more. Four years ago I
had an attack Of palsy, whichunnerved me
to such an extent that the least excite.
ment would make me shake like the aque.
Last May was induced to try Hop Bit
tiers. l used one bottle but did not see any
change; another did SO change my nerves
that they are now as steady as they ever
were. 1t used to take both hands to write,
but now my good right hand this. Now,
II you continue to manufac ture as honest
and good an article as you do, you will
accumulate an honest fortune, and confer
the greatest blessing on your fellow men
that was ever COME rred on mankind.
Inn BURcH.
.BUCT UPAIBE.."
New, quick, cor aplete cure 4 days, urin-
airy affections, sm arting, fire quent or diff
cult urination, kidney dis Eases. 81. all
druggists. Prep aid by exp 'ess, $125, 6
for 50. E. s. W ELLIS, Jersey City, N. ].
"RoU ,GH ON RATS. 4.
The thing de sired found at last. Ask
Druggists for /" Rough on Rats 1t clears
9qt rats, mic }, reaches, flies. bed-bugs'
The DEATH is announced at Berlin oil
Herr Msuser, the gunsmith of Wurtem-
berg, who in 1871 invented the Mauser
Write to Hr s. Lydia E. Pinkbam, 2Ss
y Western Aven ne, Lynn, Mass, for nam es
Of ladies THAI have been restore to per.
Isci health BY the use of her Vegetable
compound. Il isa positive cnFe for ths
most stahbvsn saSes 81 kemale u taknegz.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

There are at present in tbs Tombs
prison, New York city, twenty-one
prisoners awaiting trial for murder.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

The Bridgeton Chronicle says that
application viii be made to the com.
ing session of the Legislature for the
passage OF supplement to the act in
cooperating the West Jersey Game
Protective Society, said supplement to
prohibit the usa Of breech-loadine
guns in hunting for game The
Salem Sosth Jerseyman suggests 10
connection with this, that Elf some
QUE will make applicatoa to tie
Legislature for law declaring this
society nuisance, then they will IS
sver. More game may possibly be-
killt d with bsssoL-losdsrs, but not
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

A bill has been introduced in the
House Of Assembly to establish the
whipping post as a means of punish
ment for wife-beaters. Now, ye
sanity, hold up your hands and roll
your eyes 10 holy horror, and cry our
people are verging on barbarism. A
man who viii beat his wife is not q
fitsubject for pity from any one and
the whipping post viii do him more
good than imprisonment, kind words
or even religious ministrations. Add
few more Of the brutal and debas-
ing crimes, Of this age to that Of wife
beating md let us have the whipping
post.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

The scientific history Of the Franco
German war has just been completed
by the issue of the twentieth number
Of the work prepared by the general
staff. The construction of tie empire
was the chief result Of the war, and
for this apart from pecunisry sacrif-
ces, Germany had to pay with total
loss Of 6,247 officers, doctors and army
officials, 123, 453 men, 1885 horses,
one stand of colors and six guna.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

The Camden Post is No. of the
s'tavored few" newspapers that pub
lish the laws Of the State ''by author
ity" to kick against curtailing the
number Of newspapers in which the
enactments shall be published. Next
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19
THURSDAY. JANUARY 10, 1882.

"7He Semi Weekly Nesos" has a
larger circulation in Burlington county
than any paper published outside Of
Mount Holly.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

sNone but pure liquors shall be
iold," is the temperance iegislaiion
idea this winter"
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

The trial # Guiteau, it is estimated
will cost the Government $4,000.
This we supposs, includes the cost Of
rope and scaffold.
The semi-weekly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1879-1882, 1882-01-19

In Flour

We have all.of Heeker's Brands.
Family in bags and Minnesota by
the pound or barrel at lowest.pri-
ces for cash.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1882-05-17
Iaahe,s Educationas 'Facillties.

When he had finished with the climate,
soil and product, ms of Idaho, one of the
group asked: How about education facil-
lties2' That's the only thing we lack, -
replied the old man, witha mournful sigh.
We've got schools enough. but we can't
keep no teachers" Whats the trouble?'
well, take my school, for instance-only
two miles from the nearest house, eminenIly
situated on the top of hill. and paying the
highest salary. We can't keep teacher
over two weeks" do they die?" "Some
do, though it's no place Tor dying We hal a
young fellow from Ohio, and he met griz-
Fly and whistled feT him. The griz-
Fly cum. We had aDolher, and a, wilder
run him down and married him inside of a
month. The third one was lame and the
Iniuns overlook him. Then We tried women
folks The first one got married the night
she lit down there; I took the second about
the middle of the third week, and the next
one was abducted by stage robher." why
don't you get the ugliest, homeliest woman
you can find-some perfect old terror, LIKE
that lanterp-Jawed, razor faced. female over
by the ticket wiadow?" Why don't We?
Stranger, you Eastern folks Wal never un-
deSsiand us piones5s in the world-never.
That's my wife-tAe identical school teacher
| married, and she was the handsomest one
in the drovel"