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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1882-04-10
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ops GrtShneur8eH rnb Gpngcfpuen BELT, mDoer Nt
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1882-04-10
Sn etner 6is ,lpan,ia Winuten.

mte'ebr aud bic Rbeumdtiiteu gettldaeriaen Sdtuas
9fn, SertrlfPelten Gerp6ien eiftigeu o6er an ions
niger &rantbett SeioenoeH 9equdlt iein m6aen Sob.
map eReaSp ReIfef'' uirO auBenbldIi5e6ilfe id5Gfs
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@ntjiinOungen Der Ticren, @ut;iinbunueu ber
Slaie, @cbdrm= Gut;iinoungen, 9uuaeHs S ON.
geittoncn, Salslcibcn, 2lltbma, 6er,flopfen,
8tpbtberie, bBiterii6cn gnfdlleH, Srdune,
Satarrb, Snfluenja, SOpfmeb, ,3abnI6mer.
gen, Nenrulgie, &bcumatiSmuS, faltem uuS
belBem 6teber, 9ubueraugen II. 6roItbeulsu.
Die gnpsnbuns tes ,Reabp Rsusf" an Der pSer BEN
leteenhen Stelen ipirb asbaIS bebasbe GrIeibterna
daieu. ""A
3reibis bis e6ssis Trcpfsn Sabon in etneru boIben
5rtntgios ron Aafier uernen in peHissu ausenbtden
9romPte, ya9enldure, Spbbrennen, 9opii6mer,en,
Starrboe Shlenterb, apIIf 8ldbunaeu in Sen Ginoe.
bsihen unS aIle innerIiteH S6mersen betlsn.
9teilenoe ipllten INNER cine EIaite RdSiudb'B
,,&eabb 8elisf" Bel fi6 tragen. Bsnqe Irobfen Sas
Spn IN Baiier setPan, beuseu allen Rrautbsiten uns
ben oamtt Sertntpten Geiben, bic aus bem gebrau6e
ltlebtsn 8aers entiprngen b0r Gs 1T Elm beiIersB
StImulaut, ais tran;pti6er 9runbs Ober Bittersr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1882-04-10
Gin Seeetabilifbes @rfaemittel fir
Galnrnel,

Sout6ntsheh obre e9Iiteu geiseibnrad, sIe9unt nit
urb it6rfen.
RaepaD'e NifIen iur aiir dler Rran.better bes
Ma9ens, Der eeber, her 9eharme Der RereH Der 9Ids
pn, 9pspepiie, 6iIi6s 3uhanhe, Te6er, tntsrleibs,
entsine1ln8, Sdntprrboben uno ale anSeren 2eibeu
hes nnterIeibes. Cine bputcmmene Qur earautirt,
Eeinbsgetabtlti6, tetne SpRr BON Rertur, Dinerasn
ober iddbIiden Srpguen.
~ Tau bed6te ioIgenhe Symphonic BON ardntbeIs
ten Der gereanlnsscrsane Beritopfang, innerIi6s
5amorrtotesnJ Blnttpaauns mad bem 4opfs, Sdurs
glogsnoriiden, iGires auffoben, Sinten cSer 8eben
hes SCREENS, ertidenbss gefibI bei'm 9iegen RebeI
ober 6laderr bor ben Augef, Siebsr ufl6 bumpfe
Sdmer5en i'm &ppie, itpdeuben Atbem, gelbe5 Ausies
ben ner Saut unb ber Augen, Setenite9en, Sdmsrlen
IN Der Srit nne IN ben gIieoeru, pIDspe 4ntpaIHns
gen bon 9tse, Srenren oes 5leiibes.
Ginige Dozen BON Ranpdp'S qinen iuerber bds
Saem bon allen obengenanntee RraHiReiteH beiretsn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1882-04-10
gmropdif6e Sa6ef6eridfe.
Sismard eantt.

Berlin, s. april. Sn Der ygtorbb.
ang. .3tg." lprtdt 6iirit Sismurf ietneu
8anf fir Die @ratulattoneu III Ietncln Sc
burtstage aus. gr iagt bas S9reibeu ialle
ihm ldluer uno eS iei tbm baber unm0glid,
allen ieinen 5rennben peri0ulid 5u uutwOr=
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1882-04-10
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&cgulirenbe @iQen.

Solfpmmene RnrsanIen. lincernee Hbfiibr
mlttel, mirten pbne SdlmerI, ftets ;upcrIdf.
hs Hne nGtirlidb in ibrer Operation.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
A Remark able Man.

If an Irish bull may be executed in
speaking of Irish affairs, it may be truly
said that the first man to raise vigorous
hand against the Land League in Ireland
and to set afoot systematic agitation in
favor of the landlords is man of ancient
Irish blood VINO has neither hands nor
feet of his own. Arthur marlborough
Kayanagh, who is the leading spirit III
the land association, is grandson OF the
second Earl of Clancarty, through the
marriage of the earl's daughter, lady
Harriet Margaret Trench, with Thomas
Kavanagh of Boris house in Carlow.
Nature gave him some six inches OF mus
cular thigh stumps and some four inches
of arms but neither hands nor feet. A
local tradition had declared that the Bor-
ris estates would pass to monster with
in twelvemonth from the finding OF a
human hand. The gossips grew gloomy
when bunch of twigs on bow striking
ly like human hand was found on the
road near the house not very long before
the elder brother of Arthur Kavanagl
was to come of age. The death of the
heir soon followed. Within three mouths
a second brother died, and the third son
"the monster" took the estate. Mr.
Kavanagh, despite his terrible deformi
ties, is a thoroughly educated man, an(
has mastered not few athletic accom-
plishments He not only writes an ex
cellent hand, holding his pen in hi
mouth aud guiding it with his arm
stumps. But he is a capital draughts
man. He rides well to hounds, drive
skilfully, is fair shot and devote'
yachtsman. Some years ago he publishe
very interesting volume, "The Cruis
of the Eva" In 1866 he was elected t
parliament as thorough going consery
ative, though ii any man might be eA
pected to find fault with things as the
are, it is man so handicapped in til
the race of life as he. He has been hig
sheriff and lord Lieutenant of his county
and was one of the land commissioner
/ in 1880. Furthermore he is married to
, charming woman, and is the father of
family
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21

unripe pods make delicious soups, and
sliced and dried can be used the yea,
round
Mustard is one of the most valuable
plants for ploughing under. 1t grows as
quick rs any other crop, and if sown
quickly will afford an excellent green
manure in time for wheat
Permanent pastures should consist of
mixed grasses in order to satisfy the de-
sires and peculiarities of animals A
variety does much in the matter of pro-
noting health and thrift.
Every farmer who has to contend with
stony land will thank lis for saying that
when the small stones are to be picked
two men with dung forks will do more
work and do it easier, than four with their
hands.
A French chemist reports that water
made slightly salt, and to which, when
boiling, bran in the proportion of one
quart to every gallon has been added, has
been found in a series Of experiments to
increase the yield Of milk twenty-five per
cent, if given to the cows as their ordi-
nary drink.
1t is a startling fact, and one worthy of
serious consideration, that the people Of
the United States are clearing of thirty
five acres of timber for every acre that is
planted with forest trees. va have
reached that point in lenuding our cOln-
try of its forests whcre it becomes the
duty Of every landowner TO plant trees
Cultivate frogs, toads and lizards Put
them in your gardens, and as the evening
approaches they will hop from their hid
ing places and snuggle down in some con-
venient spot near the gutter, OF where
they know there will be plenty Of food.
The ants, roaches, mosquitoes, etc, they
consume i'll the night Is marvellous, and
thus they keep down the insect pests.
A French journal recommends fire
test for determining the quality of seeds.
Samples are placed, one at time, upon
live Goals. If the combustion is slow
and quiet, it may be safely decided that
the seed contained a diseased germ but
if the seed turns and leaps about, pro-
ducing dry sound it may be inferred TO
have good germinativo qualities.
Prof. Bell of the Michigan agricult,-
raj college says that the young tree must
be treated very much like II hill Of corn
therefore raise hocd crops in Young or.
chard. He also, like most intelligent
horticulturists, says it is II good plan tc
keep Young trees mulchcd, to prevent
rapid evaporation from the soil, keep the
surface mellow and prevent the soil from
freezing and thawing i'll winter, and from
becoming overheated i'll summer
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
W antc,i to pool.

From the Brooklyn throncle.I
A New Yorker who had business in one
of the mountain districts last week vas
followed to the depot when ready to take
the train by a native, who contidentially
enquired
Are you an undertaker?'
"Oh, ne"
Didn't know but that you was an I'M
dertakcr looking for an opening here, and
I'd like to pool with YOU. | own the
graveyard here, and we'd run the husi-
ness to suit ourselves. Are you Il
doctor o.
"No."
Didn't know but what You was. I've
got the best place in town for drug
store, and sFd furnishIthe medicines and
YOU do the doctoliug and we'd pool
Maybe You are II lawyer -
NO, my friend.
81 thought II You was we could fix II
all right, one OF my brothers being n JUS
tice of the peace and the other n constu-
bic, I'd be silent partner andI SUE
every man in town to make business.
Like enough, you are a preacher ?"
Wrong again
"Well, I'm sorry. I've got n mortgage
on the best church building here, and il
you was only the right kind of preacher
we'd pool in and in lessn three months
we'd have the dead wood ON every soul
worth saving :"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21

Did you hear the story OF the man in
the hotel who, meddling with the old of
bed rope in bedrooms to see what it was,
rang it unknowingly and servant ap-
peared?
"Why, how do you do" he said, ex-
tending his hand to the astonished SER
want whom he thought visitor, ''sit
down; what can do for you ?"
"Did you ring?" said the servant.
"Ring? Why no. Ring what? There
amt no bell here.
The the servant explained the bell rope
and left.
After he had gone the man thought he
would try the bell rope for fun.
He gave it a terrible pull and Just then
the gong rang for dinner, and thinking
he had created an awful catastrophe
down stairs he was greatly alarmed,
locked and bolted the door, and sat up
all night expecting the arrival of the
police
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
TO Young Liberals

why linger round the sunken wrecks,
Where old Armadas found their graves
Why slumber on the sleepy decks
While foam and clash ihe angry waves?
Up! When the storm-blast rends the clouhs
And winged with ruin sweeps the gale,
Young feet must climb the quivering shronds,
Young hands must reef the bursting sail.
Leave us TO fight the tyrant creeds,
who felt their shackles. feel their scars;
The cheerful sunlight little heeds
The brutes that prowled beneath the Stars;
The dawn is here, the lay-star shows
The spoils of many battle won;
But sin and sorrow still are foes
Thatface rs in the morning sun.
who sleeps beneath your bannered mounds
The proudly, y,sorrowing mourner seeks
That garland bearing crowd surrounds
bright haired boy, with beardless cheeks.
Tls time this 'fallen word' should rise
Let Youth the sacred work begin.
What nobler task, what fairer prize
Than earth to.save and heaven to win:
-Dlirer Wendell H0iDies.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21

The Way the Intelligent Composite
Gets in Mis- work.

An absurd blunder appeared in the
Parliamentary report d the Daily Telc-
gralh on the occasion OF Mr.. Gladstone's
resolutions Oh the Eastern policy Of Lord
Beaconsfeld's Government. There II
right honorable gentleman was repre-
sented as accounting for the action of
another member of the House by the
statement that he had "sat at the feet of
the Gamebird of Birmingham, an allus-
ion to his perception which was not SO
intelligible as the rendering of other
journals, "the Gamaliel of Birmingham.
recognized tendency OF the soil and cli-
mate, are privileged in matters of this
kink. One of them, in describing the
police and the people, iA which firearms
were used, writes "!n the Union In
firmary lies John Smith with his shat
tered leg, which was amputated on
Tuesday last" Ordinary mortals might
have imagined that the surgeon would
have caused the shattered member to be
removed from the immediate vicinity OF
the crippled patient, That Ireland has a
strict monopoly of this class OF compo-
sition can hardly be sustained if this be
correctly credited to a.Glasgow paper 3
account of shipping disaster "The
captain swan ashore, as did also the
stewardess She was insured for three
thousand pounds, and carried two hun
dred tons Of pig IRON"
But less ephemeral publications than
newspapers have occasionally furnished
instances of ludicrous ambiguity
Morse's old geography, for example
pointed out an ARCHITECTURAL peculiarly
Of an extraordinary character, when it in
formed the rising generation OF its tint
that certain town contained "four hun
dred houses and four thousand inhabit
ants all standing with their gable ends t.
the street" A few months ago an Irisl
country journal, in reporting the remark
! of the county court Judge, who condole
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
Hotel Mail !

The son of an Austin butcher expert
enced great difficulty in somprehending
fractions, although his teacher did his
very best to make him understand their
intricacies.
"Now let lis suppose" said the teach
er, that customer came to your father
to buy five pounds of meat, and he
only had four to sell72yhat would he
do?"
"Keep his hand on the meat while he
was weighing it, and then it would
weigh more than five pounds" was the
candid response.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
An Examination and Its Results.

The Northern central railroad oinclals
had commenced examining employees of
the road to ascertain whether or not they
were color-blind or deaf, and thus fit or
unfit for service. An official approached
one of the local employees with: "Now,
Blank, take the cotton out of your ears
listen Can you hear this watch tick
where / now hold it?" Blank ''cocked
his ear professionally" and didn't hest
tate Il moment in assuring the official that
he could "hear that watch tick as easy af
to hear the blows of trip-hammer. y
Look here, Blank, said the official, us
suming more serious air, i" do you know
that you are an awful liar? l wasn't ex'
amining your capacity to tell the truth
but your hearing, or it might go hare
with you. This watch is broken, ant
hasn't ticked for 10 days. "-Eimira Ad
y,1.IipPy
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21

ed the notes and was on the point of
quitting the room. "Now that our little
affair is settled, have nothing to detain
me here. Adieu, papa Blanc when the
nine o'clock train starts I go with it. y
And so he did.
Somehow or other the story oozed ont,
and Blanc was terribly chaffed by his col
leagues. 81 could have reconciled my
self to the loss of the money!" he said
long afterwards "but cannot and never
shall get over the nail in the wall"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
VOL. Lv1. NEW SERIES, VOL. xxx.


sleep the ghostly winds are blowing
No moons abroad no star Is glowing
The river Is deep, and the tide Is nowinH
10 the land where you ami are going
We are gong afar,
Beyond moon or star, .,
To the land where tho s,nlcss angels are
lost my heart to your heartless sire
CTwas melted away ny his looks oil hre
Forgot my God and my fathers Ire,
All Tor the sake of mans desire -
But now we'll go
Where the waters now, ,,..,
And make us q bed where none shall KNOW
The world is cruel; the worlds untrue;
our hoes are many eur friends are rev
No work, no bread, however, we sue
What Is there left for us to do
But ny -hy.
From the cruel sky,
And ride in the deepest depths and die .,
Barry CofHwdH.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
Behind Her Fan.

Behind her tan of downy luf,
Sewcd on soft satin saffron sun,
With peacock feathers purpl, -eyel,
Caught dalntily ON either side,
The gay coQueltc displays n pun.
Two blue eyes peep abovc the hun /;
Two plnky pOutlng lps-enough
ina cough means surely come an hide
Behind her fan.
The bark of Hope is trim and tough,
So out venture on the rough,
Uncertain sea of girllsh prile,
A breeze tack against the tide,
rAp,ute q kiss and catch a cuf.
Behind her IAN,
-LoadoH Figaro.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21

utes; when nearly cold add the we'll
beaten whites OF three eggs into the
whites of the eggs beat half u cup Of
flour flavor with half an ounce Of the
essence of wintcrgrcen. or of lemon !;
put in bottles and keep in cool place.
When you wish to have a refreshing drink,
take two tablespoonfuls of this syrup
and quarter of n teaspoonfui of soda,
and add to one tumblcr of cold water
stirit vigorously, and then drink.
Cherry Pie. Line Il pie-tin with rich
crust nearly fill with the carefully seed
ed fruit, sweetcn to tnstr ana sprinkle
evenly with Il leaspo,nful Of corn starch,
or tablespoonful Of -four add table
spoonful of butter cut into small bits and
scatter over the top; wet the edge of the
crust, put on upper crust, and press the
edges closely together, taking care to
provide holes in the ccntre for the rs
cape of the air. Pies from backberries,
raspberries etc, are all made in the same
way, regulating the quantity of sugar by
the tartncss Of the fruit.
\ remedy, which Is recommended by
good authority Al, excellent Cor the com
plants of children at TINS season Of the
year. is made by boiling for six hours Il
teacupful Of wheat flour tied closely iu /.
cloth At the end OF that time take it
out Of the water, and let it dry and cool
When you wish 10 use it CRATE two table
spoonsfuis of it, mix with little cold
milk. then stir into it one pint of boiling
milk. Sweeten to the taste with powder
cd sugar.
Currants frosted make 4 tasteful gar
nisl for icllies, or blanc mnhge, and add
to the good looks of charlotte russo,
Choose the incest stems possible, handle
them carefully, 50 that the fruit will not
fail off, dip them, one stem at time, in
the beaten white of an egg to which
little cold water is added let them drain
till they are almost Try, and then dip
them in powdered sugar Grapes, the
Delaware especially, are very satisfactory
Whom frostod in fins wny.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-07-21
Facts for Farmers.
The New Varieties of Potatoes.
70. II. Alexander, in Country Gentleman j

BY the use of lime and ashes, and by
growing COW peas for turning under, poor
soils can be made to yield good crops
Orchard grass and red clover make ex-
cellent companions, and as they grow SO
we'll together the former is being substi-
tuted for timothy by many farmers this
year.
Okra is as easily grown as corn and re-
quires the same treatment. The young
The conservator., 1882-12-23
Underneath the Ocean.

About sixty miles outside of Nam
tuchet IS strcak'of very cold water
and animals dredged up are like those
caught III the waters of Greenland.
Spltzbergen or Siberia. The warar Is
nifty fathoms deep, and the bed of the
ocean is of clay. Bowlders weighino
$40 or LOCO pounds are dragged mn
Prof. Nerrill believes that thev are
brought down by icebergs from t, o
. .Arct c regions and dropped when the
ice melts- The boVllers are found as
tar south as Long island. Further ont
t. sea-, seventy to 800 miles south from
the southeastern coast of New England
the bottom Of the sea, which has H.
med very gradually eastward. formino
a table land, takes sudden dip down
ward, so that whereas the water ON the
edge OF the bluff is 100 fathoms deem
at the bottom Of the basin it is O60
fathoms deep. The slope is as hioh
lad AS steep Mount Washington, and
N it summit, which is level, a diver
,ould he go so low depth, could not
,ut out his hand without touching q
WING crpaturF
The conservator., 1882-12-23
Dressing Men by Contract.

IN Lond' II men are supposed to dress
Wen. Why Is mystery. unle,s it be.
as L have been Informed, taiors dress
them by contract. A young man wishes
lio be a swell-as tie phrase is-and
goes to tailor, Offering him $500 a
year to clothe him. The tailor keens
him supplied with new sni,s as fast as
the swell returns the old ones, which
he cannot keep more than Il month.
They are but little, if any, worn. and
the tailor Immediately sells them to
ready-made clothing houses. At the
end of the year the tailor has made
500 from his swell; has made pr lift
On the sale of the clothes, and tue
swell has dressed exquisitely at small
expense. In this way the tailors be-
come patrons of the arts and phila
thrOpists in one breath.
The conservator., 1882-12-23

troops on the Galician frontier has had a de-
pressing effect on Russian securities in the
Berlin Bourse, and exchange is lower than
at any time since the battle of Pleyna Ar
tlcleS III the German press, alleged TO have
been inspired by Bismarck .tonching
the defensive nature of the Aus.
tro-German alliance, have tended
20 disturb the public mind =.
A large party of laborers paraded ttp streets
OF Loughrea Ireland, demanding WORK or
sooq They gathered about the residence
OF Bishop Dnggan who distributed money
among them. Statements are made nj
Paris that the relations existing between
france and China are of a cordial q, hecter
The conservator., 1882-12-23

- Orders left at these places rscetv,
prompt attention.
The conservator., 1882-12-23

T Ivory is becoming scarce, and, in
spite of the fact that cellnloid is en-
pioyed largely as Il substitute, i. is not
wholly satlsfa tory for all purpose; to
which ivory is put, and more sa.isfac-
tory substitute is wanted.
The conservator., 1882-12-23

The movement in tue East to ibolfsh
the vest has petcred out. When a man
take OFF his coat at Il Sundav-school
picnic to ladIe out the ice-crram he
wants something between the public
and the knots in his suspenders.
The conservator., 1882-12-23

DR.. KLINE's CIR, at Nerve Restorer is
the marvel of the age for all Nerve Dis
eases. All fits stopped free. Send to
sSl Arch street, Philadelphia, Pa. If
The conservator., 1882-12-23

FROM the over-l00-vears old book of
original poetry and music:
Haman A "a lace did ureDair
1ull II ty Cuhits Eigh
and he was hu = on it Next day
instead of NsIdss1
The conservator., 1882-12-23

J. T. HARKEY, of Palmer Tex, drank
a bottle Of peppersauce to cure the
ague. The dose made him mad, and,
like q dog with the hydrophobia, he
snarles and tries to bite everything and
person in reach OF him.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-02-09
The Thea tire Last Night.

The Theatre was filed last evening with
an audience Of which Savannah might feel
proud, and which was a high compliment
to the Madison Square Theatre Company,
who presented the beautiful and wonder
fully popular play, "Hsz Il Kirke." So ia
mlliar are our playgoers with this drama,
which has an unprecedented run in this
country, that any comments on its merits
would be superauOus. The company, with
the exception Of Miss Efie Ellsler and Mr..
c. W. COuldock, VINO have made famous
the characters of Hazel Kirke" and
''Duustsn Kirke," was not the same
that performed here last season and earned
the highest encomiums. The members
however, are all good artists, aud each Of
the characters were admirably sustained,
and the play wGs presented with an even
ness and artistic excellence truly gratifying
to every lover of the genuine legitimate.
OF Miss EIIsler and Mr.. Couldock 1t may be
said that no eneOmium on their respective
pOrtraiture Of "Hazel" and "Dunstan" could
be considered extravsgant. The "Arthur
Darlington" Of Mr.. Harry Lacey was very
good, and was natural and effective through
out. Miss Sydney CoEell was charming as
sDOlly Dutton," and Mr.. Charles BOuser's
"Pittacus Green" wss particularly pleasing,
aud be was frequently cOmplimented. Miss
Flora Livingston well sustained the charac-
ter Of "Lady Trayers," a brief part, but
one which gives scope for fine acting. Mrs;
Sol Smith was a good "MercY krke," and
the aaron Rodney" OF Mr.. Weston may
also be clsssed as above the average.
This evening the play will be repeated for
the last time, and the appearance OF the dia-
gram indicates another immense house.