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The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
A MAN named Hansen was quite badly

A MAN named Hansen was quite badly hurt about ? o'clock this morning, while at work in the Bob Ingersoll mine, by & rock weighing some 800 pounds falling on hlm. He has been cared for, and while his wounds are serious, they are not nec- essarily fatal. Mir. Hsnsen's wife left town only yesterday morning, which IS unfortu- nate for him.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
River Rising.

MEMPHIS, March 9.-The river has risen two inches since yesterday. The high winds may destroy the le. wees at Helena and Friars Point.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
E Six-Page Edition.
This Page is from the Daily
 of Thursday, March 9.

THE Nugget is good newspaper. This is owing to the fact that all its news, local and telegraphic, is cribbed from the ErIrAPH of the day pre- .,.o,,.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13

Mir. A. Magee, tr tveling agent and cor respondent for Pacific Life," is guest at the Cosmopolitan hotel.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13

MARCH 1st there was in the United States treasury $252,6l7,64S.17 or about two and half times as much as Vanderbilt is credited with being worth. ........
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
LOCAL PERSONALS.

Lou M. Butler has been appointed post master at Yorks, Graham county, Arizona.
 Mir. J. 8. Mccoy, manager of the Hus chucs Water Company, sends away his plans and order for the mains and fire plugs for the system of distribution throughout the city this evening. The order will be filled in New York.
 Capt. w. H. Seamsns is spending few days iL Tucson for the Mnefit of his health.
 W. H. Savage, Esq, the new postmaster at Bisbee, is in the city. He will enter on the duties ot his office in few days.
 Bishop Dunlop arrived in the city yes terday, and conducted the Episcopal ser. vices last evening. He will officiate to- morrow night also. The bishops remarks are always eloquent as we'll as instructive, and the public will do we'll to avail them. selves of the opportunity of hearing the right.reverrnd gentlemen.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
CHAPS REPORT.

The Health Onicer, street Commis- sIoner. Ltcense Tax Collector, and Pound Master (Ail m One) Tells What He Knows About the COndi- tion of the City.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
San Francisco Stock Market.
 Mareh
New York stocks

,r,n.ns NEW YoRx, March g. MONEY-5@6. NMENTS-Uuchanged. STOIKS-Fairly firm
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
POUND MASTER.

l regret to say that in consequence of my whole time being consumed in the discharge of the duties re- quired by the above offices, l have as yet been unable to give any atten- tion to the impounding of animals, collection of dog tax, etc.
 l would beg to suggest to the city council that the city is not provided with a pound, nor. are the facilities and conveniences in this department complete or satisfactory. All of which is respectfully submitted.
 GEORGE W. CHAPMAN,
 Health officer, etc.
The Tombstone epitaph., 1882-03-13
LICENSE TAX COLLECTOR.

Since assuming the duties of this office, about the middle of the guar ter ending March 3l, 1881, l have collected the sum of $7O4 52 from licenses, a large number of which were fractional, but in all such cases I have exacted from the applicants affidavits as to the time of commenc. ing; said affidavits have been turned in to the auditor, representing cash on settlement with that officer In the performance of the duties of this office I have met with but isolated instances of refusal to pay, put par. ties have thus far made settlement without being compelled to do so through the courts.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06
Gwsni,lsn .-aaaIy.
do yon like pie y

.Do vou lilo mia ~
+, was !. swn,,,,er I'm, Cwtndolen
Mnhatiy smoke these words to Ethel.
i,rrt o9irsso as they sauniered back
rom the crootlct.ground TO to the
house. (fwcnslo,cn had hit her corn
il stead OF A cruuuet-ball, and as the
blow tell there came to her such
feeling OF ".iesolale ioneliuess, such y
wis,lul yearning to howl aud swear.
that sha had looked into Etlclberr.
ewes with her own dusky orbs and
said, I'M low, musical voice whose
every one thrilled EthelterL with II
sweet, raptous. three for tiity.cent,
tlrill, that. she really must go and
help her dear ,ia,nlna get supper
she loved so dearly 10 help in all
household matters that mamma had
often said that whoever got her for u
wife would never need TO hire Il girl
and merry laugh was lriiled ford,
rom between the wine.rei lips that
Elhelbert had SO oileil made up his
mind 10 kiss, and llien weakened
when the time came.
lie bent tendcrIy aud lovingly over
her now, listening to every word she
said. and believing il all. Noihinl
could have shaken his faith in thu
yirlishisll innocence Of Gwenlolen
aud he loved her with passionat,
adora.io,ithal knew no bounds. TX
him ale was INTERCHANGEABLE sh,
aid was right. and whatever she sail
was his yospel. XII
1t is even betting that he didn'
know her frontbair was a bang,
Reared amid lie solitude OF ST
4 Louis and having only natnre for
lcompaniou and ieatber. his; cl,ildlik
! faith was MOI 10 be wonderssi At.
Vas. Gweu,,ie. dear, lie said, | al
very fond Of rlc. "a .7fye'
asAud do Won love me as mnch Il
\ DIV as YOU. aidiast Tuesday /? sn
EaskeJ Changing il,e .subiert in II,
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The smallest baby in the world was

The smallest baby in the world was
recently born in a aiming camp at
Candclaria Ncvala. The father is a
miner, and weighs one hundred aud
nin,y pounds. The mother is stout,
healthy woman, weighing perhaps
one hundred and sixty pounds. The
child Is a male, as perfectly formed
as any human being can DO, but upon
its birth it only weighed eight ounces.
Its face is about lie size of horse
chestnut, and ring worn on tile lutte
finger Of It's molhcrwas easily slipped
over its loot nearly upto its knee. In
the opinion OF the attending
physician the chihiS will live
and prosper in good health, notwith.
standing it's iliminutive proportions
The midget is so SMALL three Of it,
size could inlay hile-and,scek in ,
cigar box.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06

On bet recently, a young English
setrothed couple undertook, /. to kiss
each other 10000 times inside of ten
hours. In the first hour Of the first
day they kissed 1000 times, the sec
ond honr the next doy 1000 times,
and the third hour tho third day $50,
when they both broke down. The
yonth's lips were stricken with cramp,
and the maiden tainted away. Later
on in the evening she was compelled
to take to her bed with a sharp attack
of neuialgia. An even more distress
ing result ensuel from his surleit OF
tender endcarment, Tor it led to the
breaking off. by mutual consent, of q
hopeful matrimonial engagement.
You sec they kissed all the nectar
juice ont Of each other, and there
was no love left.
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Oscar Wilde ParaIYssd.

A man who was on the same train
with Oscar Wilde coming from Reno
to Ogdon relates an Amusing expe.i
cnce. Wilde WAS longing back IN
his seat, dreaming OF lie aspLodel.
etc, then the .rain boy woke him by
punching him III The side aud
shouting:
''lioscsr Wilde's poem for 10 cent?
The poet started UP 10 d sitting po-
si,ion, with;
Great Guod Is il possible that my
poems have reached such beasily fig
u:es as thai?v
Three tor two bitr,' continued the
boy.
lie offered the poet some copies OF
The Seaside Library edition in paper
covers.
Wilde grabbed the book and put
his big eyes oD the boy.
do yon know my dear sir, that
You are leading your contteisnce TO
"A heIish infringement On The right OF
an English author?'
lis that so?' replieilthe boy slow
~. ''Do you 'spose the teller that rit
the book cares and--. Why, he
won't know H."
or course lac will. How can your
guilty acts escape his cognizalion.
Ills cognuzzence anti an, thing TO
me. II ain'i loaded, is 1t r.
" AIN the author of those poems.'
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06
A wcman's Iiea on Stockings.


"Next time you visit bathing
resort" says Indy Contributor of Tie
san Francisco Chronicle, look NJ
the dozens OF different limbs splash
ing around, aud you will renlive thai
to prcberly study the stocking ones
ton you should bcgin at watering
place.
! when Miss Slilnshanks goes IL
bathing she wears riiiged stockings.
This isuot because size Is a belle, blu
because those Kind mike her legs look
inrger
Longitudinal stripes, on the con
irary are the especial property Of
weinen of 40 who are mir and fat
rand s'reaked and speekled hose are
generally worn ouy By lhosc who do
not understand The real power OF a
pretty leg.
"rhegi with a real pretty limb
incasra il in plain iinl-1csh. ROSE
or light b.uc. This shows a tnll con
tour and outline against the water
background.
"fho same rule that applies TO bath.
ing customs aud COSTUMES applies it
every day life. The only diirerenc,
is that in one she shows il, and il
the other she don't. But accidents
| will happen, and most women lik,
being prepared for ihem.'
"a girl who wears back stockingl
lis either decidedly wicked or so oil
that she knows her legs are of no in
teres. TO ali observing public"
"Plsin white are the most seductive
A glimpse vi a dainty black BOO
capped BY a few inches of snow
stocking vanishing amid mysieriou
and Trusting. masses OF whilcst skirt
4 ing more enihralls men than III
glance Of flirting eye or the ircmo
OF q ruby lip"
| Neglected wives let me give you
point: Encase yourselves in n iaint,
wrapper, and leave topen six incbe
ct tho bottom, so you can show you
feet. Put on pretty, low cut, slip
| per, and spend more taste upon III
stockings you wear than you d.
upon the ribbonsin your hair"
4 "Show those same feet uuostenti
ously, intact, basliully, to The lor,
Of the house !; keep them before hi
eyes; dress yourself so on every op
portnnity, and keep it up, and thei
mark my words, no other woman ca
ever touch his tickle heart"
| "When poets like Swinbnrne. Ten
nyson and Oscar Wilde, sing nbou
kissing the dainty, soft, white feet q
tho women they love, they betra
their sex. Men do like pretty fet
and, legs, and will to the end Of III
1 world"
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lrniladelyhla Scas.l

1t was by a kiss that The dark
browed JUDAS gave The preordained
sign; it was by u kiss that King
Ahasuerus signitird to the trembling
Esther that her fortunes were no longer
at the caprice OF the mercaial, Hannah.
\ kiss dismissed the hapless Essex to
the melancholy death which the
whimsica, love OF the fcrocious Eliza
beth made dagger in her life f,iever
1t was kiss that lulled the victims
Of .-ucretia Borgia's inuumcrable IN
trigues to the noisome dungeon OF
Castle d Estes. A kiss was the sign
that the perh,liuns Omen katherine
d Medici mate the tokeh oi the weak
kings assent to the massacre OF st.
Bartholomew. Biu,us made his
treachery to his beneiactor more obi
Gus by nliscreant kiss a. the very
moment his dagger was uncovered
for tie slaughter, ote his adopted
father. William the Conqueror sa,
luted Ills coniding knsman Harold
on both cheeks at the momsnt he
nedi,a'eL Wrestling his kindoni
IRON him. Tie kiss is quite as often
the sign Of inidclity as it IS of the
amenities OF love. The kiss in it.
worst and mos, iptolerable form, how
ever, is when it is mere periiinction'
airy observance. What ,neaging car
-l'the fusilade that salutes birdie nav,
to a sensitive s6ai? The smack OF til,
/ minister, it is. tine, gives official o.
perhaps sacerdotal complexities to I
ceremony now stripped Of some of it
J ancient representative picturesque
ness. On entering bstile Of old TN
knight graciously salu;e'l the e"in
r pany by kiss on the bale Of TIL
sword. At the battle Of Ivry OLE
4 chroniclers relate that the gallan
. knights Of France deliberately dre'
z up IN line and, raised their swords
!, kisse,l their blades, then set impet
uously forward with the lance.
Homer Is to he taken literally, tn
honest heroes Of the llial made tn
kiss to perface nearly every undertak
ing, FROM the sacrifice of bird to tn
Y delivery OF o battle. Achilles acIu
/, ally stopped combat in order to giv
= Paris time to go back to kiss Heller
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"Brick Pomeroy is making his

Brick Pomeroy is making his s
page paper--Pomeroy's Great West
hotter, livelicr, better and meaner
than ever. He has made big hit
with it in Denver the wonderful city
of Colorado, and appears to be SPEND
ing much of the money he is making
ont of his mines en- the paper. His
Saturday Night Chapters are the
best Of its great features and opens up
new fields for thought. His Parspn
Pomeroy's sermons are red hot, and #
published in book form will outsell
Bunyau's Pilgrim Progress, or the
Innocents Abroad. How he dare print
snch sermons is mystery. but he
does, But little that is going on es-
oapes Ills attention. The mining in
terests of Colorado receives extra at
ten'ion, as this great and profitable
industry in that State is so rapidly
looming up. Pomeroy's Great West
is worth more than the price, 50 90
per year, and il you wish something
original, independent and very inter.
e,ting, send for it. Address Mark
NJ. Poneroy. Denver, Colorado.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06
I5aw 70 Za.,rtaiu the Girls.


"What shall We do to entertain our
girls?" says Il religious exchange. A.
man who needs aiyice as how to en-.
terrain his girls is motif to edit relig,
ious paper. We suggest that he take,
one Of them out buggy riding in the
afternoon, tell her what daisy she is,
and how inspiri,t and fxed-up That
other girls rs. Then he should take
"that other girl' out for ice-cream az
ter supper and tell her conilentialIy
how very uninterestiuy aud awkald
hnggy-riiing girl is. When the two
girls meet the religious editor can b' I
IN their entertaining each other with
ont his personal assistance Texas
ShiGtings.
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:. The Hopkinsvillc South Kentuck
ian observes that such names as
"Scorcher," "Pollywog'' and &C oon-
ranger" do not speak well for the dig
iiity Of the Kentucky press. Ken
tuckyis not alone in the secrifce Of
vi gritty for the ludicrous made by a
few, OF her newspaper men in the Sc.
lection of cognomens for their Jour
nails. Missouri has her "Bazoo," ..
Texas her "Jimplecuie." and Arkan-
sas boasts "Pine Toreh' and a
~Iiorse Shoe While these odd.
seundiDgs and uudigniiird names are
often very expressive, aud selected
with deliberate design, it is fact
worthy Of note that a style seldom
survives the prccarious period Of its
journalistic iniancy.--EPins Bluff
Ark. Press Eagle.
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C.ose conncetlSns ut Sortoavlile f,r Ma A..
s.onrillc. iien'lcrsnn. Esahsyi.le ami al, u.int.
North.Conncctlnns Al ladnrah with stermcrs
on on ,,hio AMI Tennessee rivers; AZ Fulton WIN
M y. l.& y, o. Il. H.: At Rivrs With A. X
" y u; ~ 2, fainsal June. with n. C.tsLis
~ Ell1ahcthtawn with Ia \. Rniiroad: NJ
lgnlayiile with L..C. \ L.. ltaiirond, q 4 n
railfoad ami y. 4. Mail Line steamers far
sin,innati and the North aud IA, j.. NJ
a. ,rAllroal for indianapolis, Chicago and
sud the wcs,. ~ -. y ''o"'s
d., nd. HORTON.
"cnl PASSENGER Agent EIlzabclhtown, XIV.
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Both Lydia e. Pinkham's vegeta-
Bile Compound and Blood Purifier
are prepared al 233 and 235 Western
Avenue, Lynn, Mass, Price of either.
81. Six bottles for So. Sent by mail
81 the form Of pills, or OF lozenges, on
receipt OF price, ~ per box for either
Mrs. Pinkha'B freely answers all lei
sous n ipnl,iry, Enclose Sc. stamp.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06
A Sure Preventive Of Fever And
Arue.

An ant,'lote against malarial poison,
lever aud ague, and other Intermittent
levers, nothing equals Browns lion
Bitters. A true ionicl A perfect safe.
guard
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INVENTORS

Should address YnIsoy BROS. A.torsey-s.
law and Patent solicitors. 81 -esenih street
" Washington. ID. C.. for eiT.-nlLrs OF instnse-
tons. Reasonable ter.ns- Reference AMI all
vice sant rREE. We attend exclusively t.
Patent business Reissues. intefierences. aad
eases rejected on other hands Speciality.
Trade- Marks and Caveats solicited. uron ne
rci1t OF model or sketch. and description we
give cur opinion as Ia patentahillty. Free Of
charge. We refer to the Commissioner Of
Paions, also 10 Northumberland. Estal,-
ished 1865 1 IT,
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A physiciauin baltimore, Nd says;
Il CONSIDER. Browns Iron Bitters the
truth aud hest medicinal tonic for lost
health aud general debility that can
be compounded from our present
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TO cONsuMPTW IVES.

The advertiser having been permanently
cured OF thar dreat disease. Consumption. by
simple rcucly. is anxious t. make known TO
it'd fellow sufferers the means ol cure. 70 all
who desire it, he will send copy Of the pre-
scrption used, free Of charge,j With the III.
rections for preparing and using the same,
which they will HUI u sure cnrc for C0uGHs,
C1LDs. CONSUMPTION, ASTHMA. BRONCHITIS.
&c. Parties wishin. the Prescription, vii
please address, Rev. Y, \. WILSON, l9i Penn
ST.. Williansburgh, n. Y.
feb. 2s'S2-ly.
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A scLool-teacher asked: "Wbai
bird is the large enough to carry off a
,nall?" Nobody knew, but one little
girl suggested "a lark" And then
she exclaimed: "Mama said papa
be home until Monday. be.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06

cord Don't shed your shirt arl tear IT.,
To.u Henri, ~ walk Dick Jacoh's log,
A., And you must srin and Bcagrets
Don't fteeze for want OF fuel,
mother Take .'iorty drops aud give up Gucllc.
Yeonan.
Tho liz who stealctliour purse stealeth |
drinks trash, and lie who stealeth these items
Herald stealeth ditto. State Journal.
4Alawyer Who climbs up on a chair
ven, ait,r alaw-book gets little higher III
Rome oricr that lie NAV get a little lore
eronci Esiaabslhtown News.
wv GJWest, young man. % West. In
lians scalps are bringing $S9V.UO0I
''o"R auisca on the Mexican border.--
enre O~clsboro Post
Exchange says that more than half
* The hsggnis YOU give Y,mr lsweetleartS
Is .'waisie,l.'' bout be SO ex,rava.
p''n' giant buys - Ltch6cll Sunbeam. !.
wrix r III Ireland the police are 'arrestne
as Caeendsh assassins all men whose
TIL faces are scratched Married iuen are
nay, Keeping themselves very close
VIM INaaylield Monitor.
Yorl Mrs. Barbara Plank. committed sui
ludb ciJs al Danverse, H.. one night last
week. 1t is probable that she was a
m boArier and pined Tor she knew knot
.,,t WHAT Mayfiell Monitor
~. ~, oon;n,,
III, =, $500 ,.,,,, :, H. cl;ont
a'''' - IYf !. -, ~ Ill, H.
gets nothing If he wins yon get
r, nothing -! Louisville Commercial.
reso A yuung fellow around town says
IA; smnt;nr makes him think This re-
n,s,l. ,os go,t,n en-. amonr Lis frieds
s''" ALA ,,s.e;y;,. on All average a box
s0A' If e;aarsi ,e,,i ,lav.--[ Ularksyille Chro
Ill 80
49,. V;rso,xiar g;l s5rbv b,s six
arms Mama : tacrelore h,,m that
B'o ~ l,, xsaso, ma voun,, woman a,
oua iass,',;ll' hs Nh, ;, III nm lar bock
thr si,,;r II liz han r,,nr b.,urs Fila
l,.h,,,n N,,ys
b. An up.conniy editor pro'essea !.
G cleaucd printing Office towel, and it il
Z" feared by lsirieuds that hc has cnnsh
DC .Io Mulilattan's disease The hnnant
Gla.gow Times suggests the iasanit,
dodge Oweusboro. Messenger
We Baltimore papers do itinihis wise
re SSsS>' -, ~ 1870, !.
N earth; youth 70 fortune anu 70 isn
underneath his girill, and played ,h
mischief with his temperate zones
81 .TEizabethtoa News e
L
.sTit was a iaise alarm OF nfo III u
/, ,Conrier-Jonrnai oniiA'hs whie' c .tl
out the engines Las. evening, quill
shalltsach sa's !; wicket 'pe9p's o. IN
by mending their ways, then the bell
were not roug in van.- Louisyil
World
a Tn poona ..,,n,x, u,;s s,,,a N
FnlI;nISSss - at,s,Dn,;n,, ~ n.y., = NJ
Nav ON, Il H. honls S,s = p rsn, N
nor,s,,, ,va,,ndaJ h., NJ" 7, s.an
,h.,',i,., ,'.,,,os,s ,s;,a ,sss Enli;,Jn,
I'm, ,l,s ,s,,ar ,rs Nh, Sa;nss Na,s,h;,
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A Peerless Perfume.

The refreshing aroma Of Florcston
Cologne, and It's lasting fragrance
make it a peerless perfume for the
toilet. M
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ERRORS or YOUTH.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for vrats
FROM NERVOUS DEBILITY PREMATURE DECAY.
and all the effects of youthful ipIi-crstinil.
Will for the sake Of sirsring humanity. sent
free 10 all who necl 1t. the recipe sHil dire
ton for making the simple rrmsly by which
the advertisers experience can 90 50 by nd.
ir'ssingin perfect confidence
J lin u. OGDEN. 4sCesiar, 81, New rork.
be . S4-iY
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D A TpMWC '. 4. Lehman. Solicitor
J. a LILY L Ds OF A aerican and Foreign
rHtents. washington. y. &. All bisincs
c.nnnecicl with Patents. whether before this
at'nt ,,iiice or the Courts, pro pity aitrn,lv
ct u. No charge madc unless patent Is so.
clrcd. send for circular. Dec. 10 1881.
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Why win you cough when Shilohs
Cure will give Immediate relief Price
10 cents, so cents, 81. For sale by.
Gish 4 Garner. 81 1884
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AGENTS. WANTED
FOR BORDER OUTLAWS
BY j. w. Ducl.

The New Thrilling and Authentic History
OF the Lives and Wonderful Adventures OF
Americas great outlaws, .Fsi
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eases sou Which suffer The remedy YOU FOR
ARkt &htsi4@n its Gish y GarDcf. = " u
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06

No, Angela, It is perfectly natural
for.the young man who invites you to
drink soda water to wink. Many
young ladies have observed the same
phenonena, when invited by the boys
10 partake Of the cooling beverage, Dut
there is no harm il it. 1t is tho bright
polish Of the fountain with causes
them to wink.-fLouisville Argus.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06
nz,rANa7 s5INr1LlAE-oNs.

Don'i lose yourself 10 an, log. =.
D4n't shed your shirt an'l tear 1t. .a y
To.u Henry'll walk Dick Jacol,'s log,
And you must grin and Bcarrett.
Don't frcpze for want Of f,,'l.
Take ..iorty Drops aud give up G,ucllc.
80 4-ii a-7.fi Yrotnau
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06

The editor of the Bowling Green
PROGRESS is mistaken. We are not on
our ear. Heis incapable of making
us get on our ear. He may succeed,
however, IN annoying us until some
day we'll catch him with q fine tooth
comb and crack him under om thumb
nail - Breckenridge News.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-06

liz who stealctli.our purse stea'eth
trash, and lie who sIealeth these items
htealeth ditto. State Journal.