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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-05-27
VOL. X, No 81.
Railroad Guide.
DHtLA. g. READING RAILROAD.
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.

JANUARY 22D $50. ~
Trains leave ALLENToWN ss folowsi-
t. tvIA PERkloMEN RAIbaoADl.
Fo, Philadelphia at 'li3, f.i5. LAO. am. and
'S'o D. HI .uNDAyS.
For Philadelphia at si.so G. m..s.a5 u. m.
ivIA EAsI PFNNA. DuANCnl
For Re ding ana Harrisburg, 0s0, 800 M,
For Laucasterand Columbia, Gto. o. a. m. and
4.3O y m .
For Reading Harrisburg, ana way po nts %
Trains FOR ALLIE TOWN leave as follows:
VIA rRRKioMEN RAILEoAD.)
Leave Philadelphin 7.4o II. m. and l'o'' Fi'so
W." o. SUNDAYS.
Leave Philaceiphin. so II. m, 10 aud f4'so
WA EAST PENNA BRANCH
leave Reaotpg,7 &c 1c.3Un m..2.te s.5'"nd G.i5
Leave cave Harrisburg 5 o sttsndo.5o a. M, ',45
aud 90 y. M.
Leave Lancaster t7.rn n. n % ono ti.l' y. m.
r,pnv" " CoumbiH "a n. 10 ana . ~ p. M
tEr0m i trect Depot.
SUNDAYS.
cave I;eldinp 80 Il. III
Leave HmrisiuIg. 30 ain.
Trims viz Perkiom II Route'' marRed thus
(al run o and on Depot NItt rpd G cen
slrsets p iindclpha, o'her ,raus 10 ami from
Bl DAD 7trrOt DeVot.
TIE Az and G.4S r,m trans from Allcntown
aud the "l.3 AID 5l5 n!' tram from Phlla-
dplpnla via FER Alomen &! no d,baN g through
cars to trOm P1ilot elphia.
]. Il. wooTlEN
GenerGi NanG1er.
c. HANCOCK. Gpni Pass. & TieSet agent.
NovemueI 18th.
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He thought she was Epidemic Their
bouse in the country was raised few
feet from the ground, and Tommy, to
escape a well-deservrd whipping, ran
from his mother and crept under the
house. Presently the father came hoi .,
and hearing where the hoy had taken Ie-
fuge crept under to bring lin out. As
he approached on his hands and knees,
Tommy asked, rs she after you, teC2"
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An unreasonable Judge--The Count,
austerely, prisoner, low did you have
the audaciiy to break into this mans
house at midnight and rob hin2" Pris-
oner (pitiously>, But, your honor. la,
time was before you you wanted TO
know how could have the audacity to
rob man on the highway at high noon.
When dc you want me to get in my
work."
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Flood item" Is the levee system q
failure p read Miss Fiizjoy in the paper
last evening. "Well, 1 guess Georgina
Montrose thinks SO. She has held four
levces this season aud only had nine
guests to them all. Dear, dear, how y, r.
ry am for her." and she mentally took
a note OF the fact that wees we're not
stalking" this year, and resolved to have
n soiree instead
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To Consun D ives,

Reader, can yon believe that the creator
afllicts one third of mankind with disease
for which there is no remedy ? Dr. r. ".
Pierce's I'Golien Medical Discovery" has
cured hundred OF eases ofconsumption, of end
men are living to day-healthy robust men
whom physicians pronounced incurahle,
bccanse one lung was almost gone. Send
two stamps for DR. Pieree's pamphlet ON
Consumption aud Kindred Affections Adj
dress Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
tion, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Why suffer day after day, and month ai-
ter month, with lame back. sciatica, luinia-
go, gravel, diabetes, weaknesses, etc., when
you can be cured by wearing one OF Prof
Guilmetts's Kidney Pads Wholesale and
retail by Dr. Charles II. Horn, Bank street,
LehlRbtop
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Diabetes. Bright's Disease, Kidney, Urin-
ary or liver complaints cannot be contracted
by you or your family If Hop Bitters are
used, and if you already have any of these
diseases Hop Bltters is the only medicine
that will positively cure you. Don't forget
this, and don't get some pulled up stuff that
will only harm you.
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Young or middle ase'l men suffering r., m
nervous debility, hes ui neinnry, premature
old a5e, rs the result of had habits. shouid
seud ih'ea Stamps Tor Pat VII "i Dime
Series pamphlets. Address Worlds DisDen-
sary Medical Astociation, Buffalo, y. !.
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What gives a healthy appetite, an in
creased digestion, strength to The muscles,
tone to the nerves2 Browns Iron Bitters.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-05-27

The refreshing aroma of Floreston Coloero
and its lasting fragrance make it peerless
perfume for the toilet.
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mRnmnH ON RATS >,

Clears ont rats, mice. roaches. flies, anita
bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks. q pliers. $50
Druggists.
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WHENCE CGMES THE UNBOUNDED
POPULARITY OF
AllCOCES Porous PlaStGrS +?

Because they have proved
themselves the Best External
Remedy ever invented. They
will cure asthma, colds, coughs,
rheumatism, neuralgia, and
any local pains,
Applied to the small Of the
back they are infalliblc in
Back che, Nervous Debility,
and all Kidney troubles; to
the pit ofthe stomach they are
a sure cure for Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaints. 81
ALLCOCK'S POROUS
PLASTERS are painless, fra
grant, and. quick to cure. Be-
ware Of limitations that blister
and burn. Get ALECOC KS,
the only Genuine Porous
Plaster.
Feb. 1913 e. o. W.
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DR.. Pierce's "Favnrile Prescription" is The
dsbilitated wOman's hest restorative tonic.
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New Advertisements.
Liabilities in excess of Assets, April

]. p. SMITH, Collector, In account with the
Borough Of Lehighton, Pa.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-01-27

THB WORLDS CYcLoPEDIa OF HTsToRY.-The
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very comprehensive alphabetical topical index,
covering all the wcrks embodied in the cyclopedia,
will make ready consultiOn upon any subject con-
ventent. and will group together such wealth of
knowledge and interest will surprise the ord in
ary reader and delight the profound student
Specimen pages received at this office show hand
some Typography. good paper and good press-work.
Each volume will contain about 1000 large, double
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and al 40 for the same bound in half Russia.
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Carlyle's History OF the French Revolution; Schfl-
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edition win be limited by the number of orders re-
ceived before publication. Specimen pages and
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publishers. The Useful Knowledge Publishing
Company, 162 William St, New Y ork City.
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POSSIBLY A MURDER.
THE BODY OF LOUIS DELAHUST FOUND o,
THE RAILRoAD-FoULP PLAY SUSPECTED.


We learn from the Johnstown Tribune Of
Monday that ABOUT O'Clock on Saturday
night last the body of man, mangled be
yOnd recognition, was found by Natcnman
Philip Dimond on the north track OF the
PENNSYLVANIA railroad, at Benscreek, a small
mining village distant about quarter OF
mile east Of Sonman, this county. The trunk
was lying between the two rails, and other
parts of the body, including the hands and
feet were discovered scattered about pro-
mscuously ovel a considerable space. The
facts were at once reported by the watchman
to Squire T. j. BurgOon, and Constable 4.
r WestbrOOk of SOnman who took charge
of the remains After being removed to
SOnman. they were recognized by man
named Martin Hicks as being those OF Louis
Delahunt, = well known citizen. who had
been employed in coal mine at BenScreek
for some time past
An inquest was held and a local physician
examined the body in the presence Of the
jury, and found cut on the neck resembling
a knife wound, and couple of bullet holes
III the breast. a number of witnesses were
examined by Squire BurgOOn, among them
being Martin Hicks, John Cummins and
William d. Williams, of SOnman. They all
testified to having met the deceased on sat
urdav in Altoona, where he bought an over
coat and two caps. They had come home on
the same train with him, and saw him sell
one Of the caps to one William Edavine, or
Iilly's station. Hicks recognized the victim
body Except for this cap it is said the un-
fortunate man could not have been identified,
so terribly had he been mangled.
The deceased, it is alleged, was seen to get
off the mail at Sonman and start up the rail-
road track in company with Gus. Saunders,
ir., and VIM. Russell, fellow miners. Gus.
Saunders was put through a rigid eXamina-
ton at the inquest, and it is said told a very
crooked story. His father, who was also
witness, testified to having seen the body on
the track, as early as o'clock on Saturday
evening After a long session the inquest
was adjourned until O'Clock Tuesday ev
ening.
Mfr. Delahunt was widower. he leaves
three daughters, all OF whom are married,
and one son. He was for several years a
freight conductor on the Pennsylvania rail-
road, and was well known on the western
division. Recently he had become somewhat
dissipated, and, losing his situation on the
railroad, went to work in Eldridge's mine, at
Benscreek.
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COMMUNICATION.

EBENsBURG, PA, Jan. IS, 1892.
EDIT OR FREEAfAN-Deor Sir: In your is
sue OF Dec. %, 1881 | with many Others OBJ
served an editorial on the Kansas 'fron-clad
prohibitOTy liquor law" in which YOU quote
from ex-Gov. Robinson to the effect that
there Is more drinking in that State notu than
before the law was passed. In as much as
your article has been largely quoted as au-
thority by persons in this place, I herewith
hano YOU some authority per contra.
l enclose you letter from Rev. Jas Mar
WIN, d D., Chancellor of the State Unlver-
slty, located at Lawrence, Kansas, and also
slip from the Parsons (Kan. Eclipse Will
you be kind enough to publish them?
Respectfully. A. S. MORRISON.
UNIVERSITY OP KANSAS, ,!CHA NcELLoR's OYFIcR. .
Lawrence, Ks, Jan Il, 1882. (
REV, A; $. HIoRRsoN, Ebonsburg. Pa.-DeGr Sir:
am glad 70 near from you. Through the country
and in the small towns and in some of the larger
ones the temperance law fs received and made
enective as other laws to prevent vice In some OF
the largest places the severest opposfton has used
every means possible to defeat the enforcement Of
the law and to make it unpopular. Gov. St. Johns
statements are reliable. / enclose two slips which
glYe'the right view Of the situation generally Ex-
GOV g. Robinson is doing all possible to defeat
the political efforts Of Gov. St John and with-a
frenzy almost or quite ineXplicable, has left no
means untrie1 to make this temperance law odi-
Gus Shall be glad to hear from you again.
fraternally, JAS. MARVIN.
From the Parsons Eclipss.l
The saloons Of Parsons are all closed We do
liquor ts sold contrary to law than there in this
town at the present time The improvement in
the conduct and good order OF the town Is plainly
perceptibie 70 any one. The most rabid antt-pro-
hbttiOnist in the world cannot fail to observe the
difference, and admit that it IS good arrange
ment We would wager a dime with any one that
if this state of Affairs lasts six months in all that
time there will not be three persons in the Gala
boOse, two fights. runaway.
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1anea.fclr HIlLsf YieIlT-

The greatest thinkers, the most profound schoi
ars, the most expert thorough and successful chem
tsts-for these America must turn 10 Germany
In the wofully speculative field Of medicine no
greater step has yet been taken than in the dscOv
cry after the most extended research and the most
careful and patient experiments, of DR.. FSust's
German Cough Syrup. for the cure CT consumption.
coughs. colds sore throat. bronchitis, Group. and
all pulmonary diseases. Remember this medicine
Is sold positive guarantee to cure. Price 25c.
SIC and 81 per bottle. Ask Druggists. Sold at Z.
James Drug Store. EbeusbuTg Pa. F4-l.-e.O.w ]
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ON, isn't beautiful? Look at it, Gaze at Il g.!
Look Al the many -hUed, picturesque mud
Spread in assorted lots, retail and Wholesale
A second edition, in fact. Of the Flood.
Dirt and rain ever, no cleaners. small promise
Won't it in time, as thi ngs go, be our luck
For Nature, adapting us to our surroundings,
To Uebloin Our toes as she's done with the duck7
All which is out Of season Just now. with the
mercury away, away down in the theU mOmeter
hugging zero. But il is alw ays fl order to say
that Jas. J. Murphy, lC9 Clinton street, Johns
town. is selling ready-made elothing-clothing
suitable for this tnclement season Of the year-at
prices which are lower than the same quality OF
goods can be bought elsewhere. Give Mr.. Muir
ply an order. You viii never regret it.
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Shtzoh,s Consun,pfton C,,re.

Ihls Is beyond question the most successful
cough medicine we have ever sold - writes prom
inent drug nrm. \ few doses invariably cure the
worst cases % Cough, Group, OF Bronchitis while
lts wonderful success in the cure Of Consurn
rs without parallel in the history of medicine.
since Its nrst discovery 10 has been sold on guar
anJee-a test which no other medicine can stand
II you have cough VIC earnestly ask YOU to try il
frlce- lUc. Doe and 81 II your lungs arc sore OF
your chest or back lame use Shilohfs Porous PIas-
ters- Sold at r. James Drug Store. POstoffice
Ebensburg, Pa. al 81 e owIvI
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OK THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-we win send Dr..
Dyes Celebrated EIectr0-NOltaic Belts and other
Electric Appliances trial FOR thirty days to
young men sud- older persons who ara afflicted
with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, etc, guar
anteeing speedy relief and complete restoration Of
vigor and manhood. Also for Rheumatism, Neu.
raizia, Paralysis, Liver and Kidney difficulties,
RuptErss. and many other diseases. Illustrated
pamphlet sent free. Address YoItaie Belt Co..
NarsRall, Mich. H0-Rs.-lya ,
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AUDITORS NOTICE-The u.

"a signed Auditor. appointed BY the Or.
Court o. Cambria county 70 lear and decila
the exceptions MED o. the account Of n j.
tell. ESQ, AimiuistratCr OF the estate 1i J J..
lake. deceased. and report gistrit -tion uf tt=
in the hands Of the accountant, hereby mott
parties interested that he viii attend 20 the
Of said appointment ~ hiE 0thcB IL EnenShI-
Ef0GEGg. february sfh. IssS. at o'clock p n ri
and where all persons interested must ma
their claims or be deharred from coming u
said fund. JND- z SCANI.AN
Ebensburg, Jan. Il. 1ss2.-St. Aus
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-01-27

A MONSTER INDUsTRY.-A correspondent
of the Philadelphia Press furnishes a recent
issue of that paper with the following inter
esting data in regard to the Cambria Iron
Works, at Johnstown:
1T (the Cambria Iron Works. is believed to be
the largest Institution OF the kind, managed by
one company in the United States. An idea Of Its
size can be obtained from the following figures I:
It's annual capacity in tons Of 2,25O pounds is as
follows Pig metal 25O 600 tons coke, OoOO tons;
steel ingots, 175 600 tons steel rails. l25 600 tons
puddle bar So, 900 tons iron rails; 5OOoQ tons rail
fastenings, 5000 tons iron and steel in other
shapes. 5000 tons total capacity, 100000 tons Its
annual consumption during the year 1881 was les
timated) Iron mined and purchased 900, 600
tons coal mined by the company, 10000 tons :;
limestone mined by the company. l25,O0o tons !;
total, 100000 tons. These figures are given by
the company 1t affords employment to 5000 Dlen
The frontage Of its mills, furnaces, buildings etc
in JOhustOWn. is exactly one mile, and they cover
sixty-six acres Of ground There are six blast fur
naces. a row Of coke ovens, machine shops, toun-
dry, blacksmith, car and pattern shops, wire rod
puddle steel rail, iron rail, splice, bar and boom
ing mills, BeSsemer converting works, oOlt and
works and Pernot open hearth steel furnaces
The company has also one furnace at Conemaugh
and at Bennington, two at Holiday burg and
at EranEstOwn. operated in the name Of the
Blair Iron and Coal Company, under the general
MorreI. The company organized in 1852
The iron rolling mill was burned In 1887 and again
in lsT2, and each time quickly rebuilt. The com
pauy has about 20 miles Of ordinary gauge railroad
in and about its works, as many miles of narrow
gauge track in and about its mines and fifteen To-
cOmOtives in service. A year ago il owned 46 400
acres of land, II 900 Of which contained min
erals. The company has built over $50 houses in
J0hnstown for its employees, and is constantly
making improvements to its works"
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TIE BroOkville ,JegeTSonion says that e.
Is. Clark, a cOmpositor in that Office set
twelve thousand % s in six hours a few davs
ago and then asks, "NhO can beat it ?''
Nobody, retortS the Clarion Democrat
That's an Eh-peTkins - which, in plain
English, means cOnfOunGed lie, or an un-
founded rumor. To all which we subscribe
with the utmost enthusiasm.
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SHE was = young girl Of ability.
She got in the car with agility
She sat down on n tack,
Got up with a whack.

And spoke with great versatility


1t is further narrated OF the aforementioned
young lady that she wore shoes And. II the le-
gend goes straight she bought those shoes from :.
Blumenthal. 1119 Eleventh avenue, Altoona. who
always has. and has now, the largest and best lot
Of boots and shoes for both ladies and gentlemen,
to be found outside the big cities. II you haven
time to visit him il person, order by letter Civ
ing mea sUrement, etc. will receive the prOmptest
OF attention. In either event-whcther you 20, OF
write-the vacIlity with which the girl jumped of
the tack can only be equalled by the rapidity
shown by those who flock 10 Blumcuthals Tor wear
the feet
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-01-27

Ladies. for those distressing COM
plants to SOhicH yOU are subject,
1Gse DR.. FG1Gst's German ArOnl0tic
Vine. Tl71a.-1y.r
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4 SHOCKING SUICIbE.-AIiss Frey. n young lady
whose home is in JohnstOwn. committed suicide
IN BiairsVille, last evening, in horrible manner
Miss Trey, who had been i'll for some time back
was taken 20 Blairsvflle cOUDie Of days ago.
where she was placed under the care Of her uncle
I)r J. C. Mchelvy, at his own residence. Yester-
day she showed evidences Of insanity, and during
tho evening she escaped from her attendants and
wandered to the railroad yard unobserved When
the express train came laundering along about :
O'Clock she deliberately walked in front Of it and
lying down placed her neck on the rail. Altboush
the head light revealed her awful situation to the
engineer lt was too late 70 save her. The head
was completely severed from the body. Her re
mains were taken in charge by the railroad au-
thoTlties and cofhned, after which they taken
% the residence Of her uncle.-At00na Trf5lf7e
95th.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-01-27

A DMTNISTRATRIX'S MOTTO
"A Estate Of CHRIsrIAS LEAP. de-.
Letters Of administration on the estate of 4.
tian Leap, late Of Washington township, C.
ccfinry- Pa deceased. having been grautc-
undersi gned, notice is hereby given 70 al IT..
Indebted 70 said estate q make immecls
ment, and those having claims 20 preEer.
properly authenticated Tor settlement
MARY LEAP. Administrs
Washington Tun. Jan. -. Iss2 St
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DEMONSTRATIONS NOTICE.

A DEMONSTRATION NOTICE.
IA Estate of MATHEW N. o N ELL, dec a.
Letters Of administration on the estate Of Mat
thew II. O'Neill. late of Ebensburg borough, de-
ceased, having been issued to the undersigned by
the Register Of Cambria county, notice is hereby
given to all persons indebted to said estate that
payment must be made without delay, and those
having claims against the same viii present hem
legally authenticated for settlement.
BOBERT f. O'NEILI4. ; Al, ,r,t..-,.-
ANNIE NJ. O'NEILL, A''4ii MS 'Ia'orS'
Ebensbursy, Jan. y, 1SS2.-6t.
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A Fine Farm fnT s.

A VALUABLE FARM tPISE Grove. 81
N in Allegheny township. Cambria count
~ miles from LOretts. containing over 1Nt
Of good land, more than go Acres Oi VI.
cleared. well fenced and iu a good state at
tiOn, is offered for sale on accommodating
The improvements consist Of q large iE-
H0CsE, containing eleven rooms and q Ei-.
comfortable FARM HOUSE. large BAEN. On.
modieus outbuildiugs. There are also on &.
an abundance OF timber and coal I'D
choice fruit, such as apUies, peaches pea-
ries. grapes. etc, a good vel Of soft wEieT
number Of neveT-fsilinE springs Of pure W.
EEThe owner wishes TO retire from bush
VIII sell very cheap. Payments easy, q sr
chaser and n perfectly good title given q
perty is in a very healthy location, with
view from the house, and for more than twr
years has been used as a delightful resort
mer boarders.
For further Information apply 70
l. a BUSH
Jan. C. 1ss1-tf LoKFT..
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" TIME. The Johnstown Tribune comes
to time at the proper time in the following
timely TRADE against the kind of time fur
nished by certain timepieces in that place
The period has again arrived when somebody
ought TO call Time = on the clocks in this place
The irregular way in which tenn US does fuxit
around these parts Is enough to make we'll mean
ing chrOnomoteT cover its lace with its hands and
shed minute tears. No wonder our young men
keep such bad hours. There are not any two whis-
ties IN the place that pUcker at the same time for
WOrkmen TO commence or quit their daily toll .
they don I do It. and they night well stop blow
ing about It, The big clock in the Lutheran
steeple s on perpetual high. It is generally too
fast for church clock ard don't wonder that it
occas ionelly runs out Of wind at present this
ing its pretty face. The boarding house keeper
whose men Work at half dozen different places
gets all mixed up between Haste the CTIad' and
Turn Backward, Turn Backward and if the old
man with the scythe and hOur-glass were TO han
pen around here Just now somebody would get
kicked into the middle OF next week if they -ere t
knocked altogether out Of time