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Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
In Chancery at charlottesville
of Tennessee.
CLERK AND MASTERS OFFICE
June 2, 1882. (
B. w. MACRAE, Trustee, Complainant, VS..
JOSHUA NJ. RICE, ct ais, Defendants.


B. w. MACRAE, Trustee, Complainant, VS..
JOSHUA NJ. RICE, ct ais, Defendants.
cause, that the defendants, Morrison &
Hutchinson, S. b. Tooker, Berliner d Strauss,
Collins, Downing & Co., HaZen, Todds & Co.,
Jos. Beckel & Co, Tefft, Weller & Co., Wood
ruff, Morris & Co, W: E. Burloek & Co., Hal
sted, Haynes & Co., Morrison, HERMAN 81
Co., Arnold, Constable & Co., w. II. Lyon 81
Co., A. & d. Flesh, Bates, Reed d Cody, II d.
r. Mooney & Co., Durham, Buckley IL Co.,
Hornthal, Whitehead, Weisman & Co., H.
]. Holbrook & Co., d. A. Sahlien IL Co.,
er & Co, L. Levenson q Co.. E. S. Jaffray d
Co., Manhattan Cloak and Suit Co., Rowe
Bros. q Lodge, L. G. Duffe & Co., III. b. Olaf
lin & Co., VIM. Walker, Mills & Gibbs, Jas.
McCreery & Co., all residents of the State of
New York; Il. P & s. s. Smith, Zeigler
Bros, Hirsh Bros, of the State of Pennsyl-
Vania Bamberger, Bloom IL Co., d. A Laud
q Co., Sharp Middleton, OF the State
Kentucky; Worthy, Downs & Co., The SUI.
folk Manufacturing Co., B. +. Jaquith, of
Co. McAlpin, Polk 4 Co., of the State OF
Ohio; Marcy Bros. & Co., of the State of
Connecticut are non-residents of the state
of Tennessee.
appearance, herein, before or within the first
three days of the next term of the Chancery
Court, to be held at GAINESVILLE, on the first
Monday in July next, 1882, and plead, an
same will be taken for confessed as to them
and set for hearing eX parte; and that
copy of this order be published for four con-
secutive weeks in the Clarksvile Chronicle.
POLK G. JOHNSON,
Clerk and Master.
BY G. w. Crozier, ID. c. & NJ.
BAILEY & BAILEY, Sol'r for Comprt.
June 3. 1SS2-4t pr $1,000.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
In Chancery at ClarksViiie-State
Of Tennessee.
CLERK AND MASTERS OFFICE, /
Nav II. 1882,

CLERK AND MASTERS OFFICE,
May II, 1882.
G. W. BAILEY, Complainant, VS.. ROBERT
l.. NEWMAN, ct ais, Defendants.
1t appearing from affidavit filed in this
cause, that the defendant, Robert l.. New
man, is nonresident of the State of Ten
nesSee, and that an attachment has been
issued to the Sheriff of Montgomery county,
Tennessee, who has returned the same into
this Office levied on the following described
property as the property of Robert Il. New
man:
y house and lot in the city OF GAINESVILLE,
Tennessee, fronting on Main street 100 feet
at its intersection of Sixth or King street,
running back 1856 feet to an alley.
1t is therefore ordered that he enter his
appearance, herein, before or within the first
three days of the next term of the Chancery
Court, to be held at GAINESVILLE, on the first
Monday in July next, 1882, and plead,
answer or demur to mplainant's bill, or the
same will be taken for confessed as to him
and set for hearing eX parte; and that a
copy of this order be published for four con-
secutive weeks in the Clarksyille Chronicle.
POLK G. JOHNSON,
Clerk and Master.
By c, w. Crozier, d. G. & NJ.
Bailey & Bailey, s;olrS for CompPt.
May 20, lSS2-4t prf 50
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
Dr. ], sniislis Female Regulator.

1t is not "cure all, but remedy for
one class OF diseases, all OF which pertain 10
| the WOMB.
Any sufferer from the disease mentioned
| can take this remedy, and thus relieve her
| self without revealing her condition 10 any
one, and without subjecting her womanly
modesty to the shock OF an examination by
physician.
homes OF suffering women Is a mission be-
| fore which royal favor sinks into insignih-
| canoe. W hat earthly benefaction can com
| pare with one which protects from
aThat dire disease whose ruthless power
| Withers beauty's transient hower7"
which gives ease for pain, Joy Tor sorrow,
smiles for tears, the rose of health for the
! pallor of disease the light, elastic step for
dragging Wearyness, nights OF soft rcpOse
| for heavy hours OF tossing restlessnefs,
bounding vigor for languishing dullness, the
sharp and withered form OF emactatiOn, q
long life of mental, physical, social and do
mestic enjoyments for fear aud days of pain
and gloom, ending In an early grave? Such
is the mission, such are the results OF
DIR. ]. BRADFIELD's FEMALE REGULATOR,
which is hence truly ana appropriately
styled "ANoman's Best Friend"
hWhites" and all those Irregularities of
tho womb so destructive 10 the health, hap
magic before single bottle Of this wonder
All who suffer from amy OF these diseases
are most earnestly invited TO give this great
remedy trial. II has cured thousands, and
will cure you. Don't fail to try it.
Price, small size, 10 cents. Large size
Manufactured by
J.. BRADFIELD, Atlanta, Ga.
For sale by Owen q Moore.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

WE are members of one great
body. Nature has made us rela-
tives when it begat us from the
same materials and for the same
deslinieS.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
MOTHER DIED FROM IT.

J, w. Adams, Newark, Ohio, says: Cuti-
cura Remedies are the greatest medicines
on earth. Had the worst case salt rheum
in this county. My mother had it twenty
years. and in fact died from it. / believe
Cuticur1 would have saved her life. My
arms, breast and head Were covered for three
years, which nothing relieved or cured until
l used the CuticuTa ReSolvent (blOOd puri-
fer internally, and Cuticura and Cuticura
Soap externally.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

MEN often judge the person but
not the cause, which is not justice
but malice.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
GrareruIIO InValIds.

Floreston Cologne is grateful to in
valids, because it is refreshing without
the sickening effect of most perfumes.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

A COW at Vicksburg, Mississippi,
put her tongue through a lattice
work and mule bit off four inches
of il.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
PSORIASIS.
SALT RHEUN
.CUTICURA

CUTICURA
and Cuticura-Soap externally and Cuticura
every species of HumOr, from n Common
Pimple TO ScrOfula. Prize of Cuticura, small
boxes, soc; large boxes, SEU0. Cuticura Rer
solvent, Sl.00 per bottle. Cuticura Soap,
25c. Cuticura Shaving Soap, I5c. Sold by
all druggists. Depot,
WEEKS Il POTTER,
Boston, Mass.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

A single dose instantly relieves the most
violent SneeZing or Head Colds, clears the
head as by magic, stops watery discharges
from the nose and eyes, prevents ringing
noises in the head, cures Nervous Headache
and subdues ChillS and Fever. In Chronic
Catarrh it cleanses the nasal passages of
foul mucuS, restores the senses of smell,
taste and hearing when affected, frees the
head, throat, and bronchial. tubes of Often
SiVe matter, Sweetens and purifieS the
breath, stops the caugh and arrests the pro-
gress of catalrh towards consumption.
One bottle Radical Cure, one box Catarrhal
Solvent and one DR.. Sanford'S Inhaler, in
one package, of all druggists, for SLIGO. Ask
for Sanford'S Radical Cure.
WEEKS & POTTER, Boston.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
DIR. J. BRADFIELD'S
FEMALE REGULATOR!
WOMAN's BEST FRIEND

1t is well known to physicians, and alas
too well known to suffering women them
selves, that they are subject TO numerous
diseases peculiar TO their sex, such as sup
preston of the Menses, painful and scanty
Falling of the Womb, attended with an end
less train of sympathetic and constitutional
disorders, which embitters the whole life,
and which have long been considered as al
most incurable. But at last the remedy has
haan found I'm
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
The Celebrated
ROCKBRIDGE, VA,
Alum Water

Cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Torpid Liver,
Chronic DiarThea and Dysontery, and all
chronic forms OF Bowel Trouhl0s. II curotl
Skin Diseases. ScrofuiR, etc. IL IA powerful
Alternative Tonic. Read the certificates frout
eminent physicians In our pamphlets. ThiH
water Is taken direct from DIE springs,
which are beautifully located In 3ockbridge
county, Virginia, and are open for the re-
ception OF visitorsfrom June LIST TO October
LIST each year. Capacity 1000 guestA For
sale, wholesale and retail, by
OWEN & MOORE,
FCb.4,l6S2-ly ClarksVille, Tenn
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

d 4 q week I'm your own town. Terms
BOO and IS outfit free. Address
II. HALLETT & Co., Portland. Maine.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

ATLANTA, Ga, now has the daily
papers.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10

The Cave is now opened to visitors. Sea-
son tickets on liberal terms.
Special rates made to Sunday Schools and
Benevolent Societies.
Everything prepared to get up Barbecue
at shortest notice. Always ready for Bran
dance Parties. j. NJ. RICE.
May q, lSS2-3m
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-06-10
Home-Made Goods
Wholesale Prices.

My work will all be handmade, and no
Eastern Shoddy, but the buyer will get value
received for every dollar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05

lNNartaAI DBSTE, crIoS.. Ger
tain Fundamental laws of nature are
demanded by the human organism.
As !lie requires constant ant, reeu-
lar action, there Is necessarily y
continual wearing out Of material
and a corresponding accumulation
of etiete matter, which must bo
thrown off through the different
channels of the system. This -
absolutely necessary to Il healthful
actlcn of the human machine; but
should the chanuels Of tgress be-
come ohstrucied, or blocked up, dis
ease and suffering would be the le-
git,mute result. Nearly all females
msrried or single, at stated time.
sulfrn Fl ON these obhtructluns. Iea,f-
ing to headache, leuchorrhnea, loss
OF appetite. hysteria. proI:, ;.sus, loss
of color. prostratlOn. emaclatlon.
etc. There is one remedy which
will cure this condition of female
life. known as ENGLISH FEuALE B-r-
TERs, the grand triumph as !. teu.a,s
regulator.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05
ANYTHING But CLEAR.
The AVERAGE MANS IDEA OF STYLE
AND FASHION.
BrookIYn Eaole.l'


"Is the gentleman who knows
everything in?" ssammersd a vision
Of. golden-hais4 aaia sA-hlns eyas!
as she stood tir-idly beside the
managing editors aesk yesterday
afternoon.
"Evarything about what?" asked
the editor, clawing around under
his desk for his shoes, and trying
to hide his stocking feet under him.
Upon which particular branch do
you seek informat;ou2'
Il don't exactly know what TO
10, > pouted the strawberry lips
Pa says | can only have one dress
tins spring, and don't know how
20 make it up. thought the gen
tleman who answers questions could
tell ne
HIM" muttered the managing
editor. He has gone up in M&ine
to find ont why geese always walk
in single file. An Anxious Inqui-
rer' wants to know. What kind Of
Il dresa had you Thought Of getting :
That's what | want TO know /
want something that would look
well with terra Gotta gloves
YES. yes" m2rmured the editor.
Then YOU should get ore of these
green IT, ngs with beads that turn
all k;l Is OF colors, and some fringe
and fxin9s Of that kind
"Wou,l You have it cut princess,
or wear il with II polonaise ?" she
inquired. looking at him search
img'y.
"You-you might have il princess
aroul d the neck and n row of polo
naises at the hottom," suggested
the cditor. That's going to he
very fashionable, and a couple ot
h;p pockets would set it OF roy
ally
Il don't know" murmured tie
beauty. Il ha.ent seen any OF
that style. Do you know whether
panner are worn bouff4nt this
5, as, Ii, or whether the skirts tight:
"Cb, certainly !" replied the edi-
tor. They are made with al the
bortfants yoa can get ON EN-. Some
have even sixteen button bouifants,
and there was a lady in here yes
terday who hal a painter ths.. come
clean up to he, neck. l should
nave it pretty bou1aut # it was my
dress"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05
EFCOMPENSE.
BY oAKLoTTA FERRY.

The earth gives as ,r,:sEre four-folI
Forall that we ,,l- L its loson;
The care We bestow ON the plant
Comes back III the bud and the blossom.
The sun draws the sea to the sky,
On. s.iiiest 1nJt st.angest of powers.
And returns to the hills and the IA. 81 lows
The gladness OF boEnti.cl showers.
The mother regalns her lost youth
In the beauty and youth o. her aaugh
ters
We are led after many long days
BY the breal tha; VT east or the waters.
Never a JOY do We cause,
But We for that Joy are the glaIder;
Never Il heart do We grieve.
But We for the grieving are sadder.
Never slander - vile.
As the Fps nfthe willing reheqrser;
And curses. though long loud and deep.
Com, hcme - Ahiie by the cursor.
He Who doth give Of his best
0f that best is the certainest user;
And he who withholds finds himself
0f his gai"ia5 TIE litiful loser.
The flowers that are s.rewn for the dead
Bloom frs: in the heart OF the living;
And this is the truest of truths,
That the best Of s'it is the giving
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05
Claiborne EGpaia-e.
COTingto La.

Boere p" Mn 55t: Jr r.sL, SO:
ler 7 B. SI =.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05
Z A ATENYS.

W. contl-ur to act as Solicitors 10. Pat
,nt+. Caveats, Trade MARKS, Copyrights,
+. ,,. tor tile United States, Canada. Cul i.
!.n.iunl France. Germany. etc. We
haN,. !ati thirty-dve years expert
elcCe.
Patents Obtained through US are no
:i,,.I in tn" SCIENTIFIC AMERIcaN. This
Ia. tr ami splendid illustrated weekly
paper, = 2u =. year. shows the Progress
"t Sclenre Is very interesting, and has
an enormous circulation. Address
Ai-NN ! CO, Patent Solicitors, pub
fishers Of SCIENTIFIC AMEEICAS, 2GI
broadway. cor. Warren ST.. New York.
il; M o. Alout Patents sent free.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05
NO. 50.

y til. SldlIl-lcftu lBt DluSulHS
blossom, would you box plat the
skirt or shirr it?"
"Shirr it, by all meansI" exclaim-
ed the editor. "Shirr i straight up
and down, and iasten it with these
loops Of black tape"
You mean frogs" asked the
beauty.
No. no. These big loops that
slip over two buttons. That sets
of. the shirrs and gives a sort Of
tout to the ensemble, and the edi-
tor leaned back and smiled superior.
Don't you think revers of u
, Lighter shade would look pretty?"
she inquired.
They'll do to fix up the back,
but wouldn't put EN- OH the front"
answered the editor, sagelv. Re
vers are very we'll 10 trim a hat
with, but they don't set off dress
front"
flow would You have the cor
sage"
| wouldn't have any at all. You
would look so much better without
one"
"Si,!" she exclaimed. rising.
"Oh, If you insist, you might
have small one. certainly nc. over
three inches long, for short dresses
are the style now"
"lou-you don't seem to under
stand" she stammered.
"Oh, don't T." he retorted, ''That
is just what ! am here for. ] think
there is nothing so lamentable as
to see a young lady dragging her
corsage through the mud and dust.
Still, if you want one. yon should
have i 20 zen csn + skssat -af xaa1.
you 60 on the street, and only wear
it at home. They are hard to han
die, and not one woman in a hum
dred can kick her corsage grace.
fully"
II am very much obliged 10
you,' she murmured. You are
very good, I'm sure
Don't mention it." replied tho
editor, politely. Il think when
YOU get it shirred, and revered, and
rolonaised, and prinressed. you'll
Ike it very much. You might get
IA sash and some big buttons to put
on behind, or if you'd like another
style better, you might trim tho
whole fiont with boutfunts. and
wear the pGnnier for IA hat" p"
"Oh, thank You, sir: exclaimed
the bIa>hing bud. as she scuttled
down stairs
"Swires" roared the managing
editor. with complacent smile,
and a glance of approval ct hln-
self IN the glass, "Swipes, You may
tell the foreman TO send he II proof
Of the fashion notes as soon as they
come in. | have observed that i.
great many errors have crspt in
lately"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05

As a purgative medicine for bill
lousness and constipation, Bailey's
SALINE ArEEIEST is making rapid
advances to the front
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05

A woman heart Is Il SaI;,ll affair.
but It can upset the biggest man
that ey,r ;tdurucd this world
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05

Se6 a week in Your own town.
icrlus anu s. outht free. Address, II.
HAIIEt. \ Co, Portland, Me
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-08-05
OMNIBUS LINE.
BY w. IL. DAVENPORT.

Leaves Co@ingto2 for the Old Landing,
connecting with the steamer New Came
li,. ill take passengers to any part OF
this or adjoining parishes. T4rms mod
crate
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-02-12
BLAINE's UNPRECEDENTED CAN
VASS.
The Washington Post Farors him TOR Pres-
ident-His Saspport Among Other Demo-
cratic Nesvspapers-A Free Fight

The Washington Post FaU0rs MIN TOR rTeS
idemt-His saspport Among other Demo
cratic Nesvspapers-A Free Fight
WASHINGTON, Feb. 6.-Things move
Some are rushed ahead. For instance
the Washington Post to-day comes ou'
for Blaine for president. The Post is the
central democratic organ. Blaine is salc
to have pecuniary interest in it. He
has similar interest IN number Of
democratic papers. 1t was some time
ago that the editor and the Maine states
man concluded between themselves that
neither the democratic nor the republi-
can party had future worth consider
ing, and that the thing to do was to shat
ter both in pieces and make Blaine the
candidate of the fragments. Pursuant te
this idea, Blaine is at work, and the edi.
tor of the Post is doing what he can tC
keep his end up.
AS the Posts article must have beer
seen by Blaine before it was printed, il
amounts to formal proclamation by
Blaine that he has cut loose from the Re-
publicans, and is seeking a nomination
at the hands of Democrats. 1t remains
to be seen what paper will step forward
to second the motion.
Responses to the Posts movement
were arranged for the Democrtic papers
of certain class, whereof the Cincin-
natl Eaqrirer is a sample. When Wash
McLain was here a while ago he and
Blaine struck hands, and his paper is re-
lied on to help Blaine's boom. A Demo
cratic paper in st. Louis is expected to
take up the refrain, the hope being that
considerable number, for good and sui
ficient reasons. will join before long
Blaine prefers the press to convention
He appears to be acting on the plan that
as there is no hope of obtaininS the latter
he will secure as much Of the former as
possible. All that an editor has to do Is
to walk up and sign the roll. That done.
if the cry is loud enough, the pay will be
regularly forthcoming.
Blaine's original idea was that he
would find capital in general removal
from office by Arthur. He wanted to be
prosecuted. But Arthur has steadily de-
clined to crafty him. Disappointed IN
this, he improves the first opportunity to
pick quarrel, meaning to force the fight
with the administration at whatever cost
The ex-secretary keeps himself in a
state of seclusion. except to special
friends, at his home. Few persons see
him so frequently as the Post editor, who,
strangely enough seems to be his princi-
pal reliance. His visitors, are largely
persons famed for "fixing things" anc
one might easily suppose we were within
three weeks Of a convention, or some
such an event, from the mystery and Wig
lance kept up by Blaine and his friends.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-02-12
CHILDREN'S DRESS.

No child is prettier for an elaborate
design Of dress. A single ruffle at the
edge of tie skirt does very well, but it
is quite as well without it. And to cut
up the tiny space Of child's dress with
loopings and trimmings and ornaments
seems to us to make them look like
monkeys. Not even the sash is beauti-
full for a child. A child is constructed
first Of all to eat that it may grow, to re-
ceive impressions that it may learn ;
therefore the head and the stomach are
large in proportion to the rest of the
body. When the little figure is nude, so
that the soft aeshy forms can be well
seen, all this is beautiful but to en-
phasize in the draped form Of the
child the large stomach by a broad
sash, is utterly against all rules OF
beauty.
The legs and arms are often beautiful,
but to show the legs by cutting off the
dress at the hips is immensely awkward,
and seems chiefly to serve to display the
drawers, which are not beautiful gar
ment, and should be entirely hidden.
Beside this, in winter our climate is
wholly inappropriate for any such ez-
posure, and we shall best see the beauty
of healthy child in its easy, untram-
meled motion as it moves about in a
simple dress (of as handsome material
as you like, provided that it is IN
trinmedD, which is long enough to be
warm and loose enough to be comfort
able. If you want your children to be
graceful, let them be unconscious /; if
you want them to be healthy, let them
be sufficiently warm. No woman can
/ have fine complexion who as child
has been habitually chilled, and we see
in the winter many children, who seem
to have nothing on from the waist
down. They could much better afford
to put it the other way, and wear moth
ing from the waist up, the lungs and
heart being at less expense to warm the
upper portion OF the body than the
legs, which are further away from them.
HISS NJ r. Oakley, an Harper's
Magazine.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-02-12
He's Got the Sand In sRias
Boston Post. ]

Mark H. Dunnell, a oad-shouldered
six-footer, raised in the town of Buxton,
Me-, and for twelve years Minnesota
congressman, is the hero Of good story
which they tell out west, and have been
telling at intervals for several years past.
Dunnell had been thinking of building a
house for his own occupancy, but as he
was somewhat short of funds, he again
and again postponed the time for COM
mencing operations. Finally, congress
passed the back-pay resolution and Dun
nell telegraphed home, "Begln to hanl
sand at once.'' The order was ooeyed,
but after the sand had been hauled and
work upon the house commenced, Dun
nell became convinced that he'd better
let the back pay alone. So he telegraphed
uHaul no more sandl" It is pretended
that from this Geographic correspond
ence originated the oft heard western ex-
preston, "He's got the sand IN him."
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-02-12
IN ITEM.

He was thread bare, shutting man,
with spirituous eye and danger-signal
nose. He came into the Office and,
warming first one and then the other
foot before the radiator, waited for edi-
torial leisure. When he at last secured
attention, ne said "Awful cold, ain t
it?" The editor admitted that it was
somewhat chilly.
Invested in the cold weather." asked
the stranger.
"That depends on what you mean by
the question" was the answer; shave
you any news ?"
"Well, yes" he said II have q little
item; how much'r you payin' for first
rate cold-weather news? But, to be
brief, I'll tell it to you and you can pay
me what it's worth. Dye know where
Browns saloon is? No? Wal, a man
kim in there bout one o'clock an ordered
g hot whisky. He was all a shiverin' =,
an his hand was kinder unsteady, SO he
accidently hit his nose with the glass an
it was froze SO brittle that the end
broke off an fell in his whisky"
''You don't say So said the aston
ished editor "What did he do?"
"Do! ne jest fished it out an called
for more water to heat his whisky up
agin."
The man got ten cents.