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The news., 1882-11-14
A NEWSPAPER DOG.

''Don't You want to bny dog?p said a
dilapidated individual, dragging an I'M
calmly and unwilling cur into the Office
with rope. Don't say no, now, until /
tell you about this fellow. He's born
newspaper dog. He don't want nothin'
better than to lay around a newspaper
Office and to nip the leg ofa printer that
he catches soldering. He hates book
agents, peddlers and poetesses, and he
can tell 'em on sight. AS for feedin' him,
it won't cost you cent. He's never had
much experience in eating, and if you'll
just chuck him roll of rejected man
uscript, with little poetry thrown in for
desert, it'll satisfy him just as we'll as if
you'd given him bone. He used TO
belong to friend of mine that run a
little newspaper up in the country apiece.
One day the dog was left in the Office
with the weeks papers just after they had
been run off the press. The dog was
pretty hungry, he hadn't had anything
to eat for two or three days, and although
he was always perfectly trustworthy be-
fore, his appetite got the better of him,
and he eat the whole circulation before
my friend got back, and that's the way
came to get him, for my friend lurned
him over to me on the spot. DON'T want
him? All right, you'll be sorry for this.
Here Typop' But Typo didn't go.
While his master was talking he had
eaten copy of the Cape May Star, and
it killed him.-Cincinnati Saturday Night
The news., 1882-11-14

Quietly entering the barber shop, the
stranger removed his hat and coat, and
taking card from his pocket, wrote on it :
81 want 10 be shaved"
A barber stepped forward, read the
card, and, pointing to chair, said to the
other artists
"Deaf as a brass kettle and dumb as an
oyster"
The man Strengthened himself out in
the chair, when his manipulation began
lathering his face.
"The deaf cnss has cheek like stone
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.LY BURLINGTON co, J, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER H. 1882.

yet He hath begun to save us; and have
found by experience twice in the like
case, where we sought Him by fasting
and prayer He hath given us rain and
never denied us. Then Vncas made a
great speech 10 the Indians (which
were many confessing that if God
should send rain, it could not be ascribed
to their Pawawing, bat must be acknow-
lodged to be an answer to our prayers.
This day the clouds spread more; and the
next day there was such rain that our
river raised more than two feet in
height
The news., 1882-11-14
An0PELEss CASE.
Il am cutting my corns."

II am cutting my corns."
AS tbs words hoated out upon the soft
air of a June afternoon and fell upon the
ear Of Berwick Hetherirgton, who was
swinging lazily 10 hammock tilat hung
beneath the arches, he smiled the cold,
cynical smile he had learned in Kenosha,
and then lie raised himself on one elbow
and fell out of the hammock.
The noise attracted Eulalie McCsirl-
girt's attention, and she came 10 the win,
dow, holding shoe in her hand. Lean
ing out over the easement she was about
to offer words of coincidence and sympa-
thy to Buewick, when her foot slipped
and the loud crash of furniture which
followed so startled the girl that she
dropped the shoe.
@Will this patient ever recover?~ asked
a visitor at noted insane asylum
at is hopeless case" replied the
physician. "He was brought to the hos
pital nearly two years ago dreadfully
mangled, and when his health was re-
stored reason had fled. His one idea is
that the court house is falling on him.
X < x
'We have kept the secret well, daugIi-
ter" said Mrs. McGirlygirt to Enlalie
one summer afternoon.
EYES," was the reply. ~But do you.
know that have never worn the shoe
since that day." .ii8
"How foolishly notional you are, darI-
ing" said the mother. 'You might al
least give it to some poor family who
have no home to protect them from the
cold"
"No," answered the girl. at is
sacred relic, and shall keep it to remind
me of one who might have been my hus-
band"
The news., 1882-11-14
FOOD FOR THOUGHT

The poor are they who feel poor, and
poverty consists in feeling poor. The
rich, as we reckon them, and among them
the very rich, in true search would be
found very INDECENT and ragged.
Notonly is kindness due to every one,
but special kindness is due 10 everyone.
Kindness is not kindness unless it be
special. 1t is in fitness, seasonabIeness
and individual application that its charms
consist
When we have practiced good actions
awhile they will become easy, and when
they become easy we will begin to take
a liking to them, and when they please
us we do them frequently. Form, then,
the habit Of doing good.
The truly great consider first how they
are to gain the appreciation of God, and
secondly that of their own conscience,
having done this, they would then will
ingly conciliate the good opinion of their
fellow-men.
Never put false construction on a
mans words; it is sort of treachery.
A sentence may sometimes be twisted in
many ways, and to accuse man of say
ing what be never intended to say, is a
mean way of taking advantage
The love of display which results in
vulgar ostentation is the resu Ii of selfish
ness, of a desire to excite the envy of
others rather than the wish to share
benefits with them-an effort to appear
great without striving to be great in real
ity.
There is no funeral so sad to follow as
the funeral of our youth, while we have
been pampering with fond desires, ambi-
tious hopes and all the bright berries that
hang in poisonous clusters over the path
of life.
liza fol knows secret be tells it be-
cause he is fool. If a knave knows one
he tells it whenever it is his interest to
tell it. But women and young men are
very apt to tell whatever secrets they
know from the vanity of being trusted.
How prone we are to impute to others
motives which they have not; how easily
under such mistakes we can infict ter
rible wound upon pure persons feelings
or reputation. We must walk softly
amid our fellows, and Judge as we would
be Judged.
If we disobey the dictates of our con-
science even in the more trifing partic-
ulars, or allow ourselves to do what we
haye some fears may not be quite right,
we shall grow more and more sleepy,
until the voice of conscience has no long
er the power to awaken US.
In the intercourse of social life, it is by
little acts of watchful kindness recurring
daily and hourly-and opportunities of
doing kindness, if sought for, are forever
starting up-it is by words, by tones, by
gestures, by looks, that affection is won
and preserved.
OF life in every way, we must say we
cannot tell how it is. And yet there are
persons that shrink from the future life;
and some that do not believe it, because
they do not see in what way it will be;
while yet, what the way is of the very
life they are in, they cannot tell.
The news., 1882-11-14

The most familiar objects about US me
often least understood, and probably few
can pause to ask the question, what is
gum Arabic and whence it comes In
Morocco, about the middle Of November,
just after the rainy season, a gummy
juice exudes spontaneously from the trunk
and branches of the accacia. 1t gradual-
ly thickens in the furrow down which it
runs, aud assumes the form Of oval and
round drops, about the size Of a pigeon
egg, Of different colors as it comes from
The red or white gum tree. About the
middle Of December the Moors encamp
on the border Of the forest and the har.
vest lasts full month. The gum Is
packed in large leather sacks and Is
transported on the backs of camels and
bullocks to seaports for shipment to diff
ferent countries The harvest occasion is
made one Of great rejoicing, and the
people fol the time being, almost live on
gum, which is nutritious and fattening.
Such is the commercial story of this
simple but useful article.
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FOR EXTERNAL USE.

Use for strains, sprained joints, sore shoul-
ders and backs, thrush in feet, scratches,
sweeney, fistula, poll evil. distemper, curb,
splint, blood or bone SPAWN ringbone, and
will remove all swellings and cailous Jumps
left from kicks or other bruises, without
injury to the growth ofthe hair. Has proved
sure cure for epizooty.
For epizootic and distemper use from one
to two tablespoonfuls in a bucket of cold
water, for their drink when watering, and
bathe the throat until it blisters then put q
cloth around the throat to keep it warm.
Wffalso cure the worstcase of collie in
ten minutes, and relieve bots, by giving one
to two spoonfuls IN pint of milk warm wa
ter. Be sure aud get the genuine, put up by
the proprietor in Philadelphia.
The news., 1882-11-14

"And must leave you tomorrow.
: Don't say it, dear heart, don't say ~
And what will my darling do when
am far away? What win she do IN these
lonely evening hours without me?1
''Aheml" said an old batchelor, getting
up from the dark end of the log and start.
ing off 10 the hotel; "Pll tell you what
she'll do in these lonely evening hours
without you; she'll be sitting right on.
here on the same log with another man
making as big fool of it as you arep
Then he went out into the darkness and
came and told me what have written
and the two young hearts will read Of il
fhese lines.
The news., 1882-11-14
CERTIFICATES.
:philaaelphia, january %. lss

= HlIuuc1F Flllo JhnudIy 70, ISsI.
D, d. Tomlinson,
Dear Sir: Having heard so much of the
virtue as curative of your Celebrated H.
I'll. I'll. Remedy" one my daughters, who
ion on one of her feet was induced to try
your medicine as o liniment, and, to her
great joy and surprise, after few applica-
tions was permanently relieved OF both pain
and bunion. My wife has such confidence
in its virtue thai she resorts toit as q rem.
edy for all the ills any member of the family
may be afflicted with. Several of our friends
and neig after having used it, speak of
speak of its very great powers to cure one
would almost imagine no other medicine
was necessary. am, very respectfully yours,
JAMES MAHONEY, s55 North Fifth st.
The news., 1882-11-14

Over in the park | heard OF another
case. One can hear of these generally
and promiscuously at these places if she
will only try not to. They were sitting
on log near the Rocky spring at their
devotions.
"And you love me p he said.
"Can you ask it?p she answered
Il like to hear you say the sweet words
over and over again." he gurgled.
Then do love you and love you" she
twittered.
The news., 1882-11-14
FOR HORSES.

No horseman' should be without bottle
in his stable in case of accident. as it Is a
sure cure for the following diseases of the
horse;
The news., 1882-11-14
Philadelpbia. No. l.sll GREASE s.

Philadelphia. No. 1911 Grease st.
To the Proprietor of the Il. Fl ii. medicine
Having suffered nearly three weeks with
the neuralgia, being SO bad one arm be-
came paralyZed, the doctor could give me no
relief. One of my neighbors told me of your
Celebrated II. n. H medicine" l sent and
got one bottle. / found so much relief got
another, which made perfect cure, and l
most heartily recommend it to any one who
are like afflicted. Any one can learn from
ME what think oft.
Yours Truly, Mrs. HENRY BATH.
Something new will appear each month
in regard to the great merits of H. FL. H.
medicine.
The news., 1882-11-14

The other night overheard real
pretty little piece of loves labor won,
and it made my heart beat faster and
brought back memories Of The past It
happened down on the dark end of the
piazz,, next 10 my open window:
"5Gho do you lover said he uneram.
maticallv.
The news., 1882-11-14

"I-I-I-In gasped the astonished
man. "0h, nothing nothing, call again,
excuseD-and as the stranger left the shop
the discounted BARRIERS swore they would
never believe in deaf and dumb man
again until they had first fred a ten-pound
cannon about his earr.-- Chicago Herald.
The news., 1882-11-14
~ he said when a general laugh fol-

WALL he said when a general laugh fol-
lowed faaafif 40 guiF ltt 5 3tss.
''Stick pin in him and see if he is entire
ly dumb said another:
The victim remaining undisturbed, the
following shots were fired at him by the
delighted ionsorial artists
"He needs shampoo; his head is dir
tier than cesspooL" -
SHAVE him with stool leg; don't spoil
your razor on that stubble."
"Graciouswhat breath ItsmelIs ike
a Dutch band of music"
"He ought TO rent that nose for head
light" etc. i.a
While all these complimentary 'allu-
sions we're flying about him, the opera
ton of shaving was finished, and the man
arose, put on his coat, and then turning
to the astonished barbar, said
"How mrch for the shave and compli-
ments9',
The news., 1882-11-14

AEfAIrArfnA lTTr-r = u At 7
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Stcaued.


Taken up by +. Lennon ana estrayed Be.
fore W IL. Price, J. p, September lso2 one
sorrel mare, about Ii years old, some WHIT II
one sorrel colt. no brands, little white in face;
one brown mare about ten years old, branded
AZ on left shoulder; and one brown mare colt =,
one dun flly, three years Old, branded
Taken up by J. A. Crawford and estrayed be
fore w. NJ. Edwards, ]. D., August III, lSe2,, one
bay mare about or years oid' aPoht In IN,
hands high, branded + p on LETT shousuer, WIN
a white streak in forehead.
]. Baker, estrayS before J II. Blewett one
dark bav mae about 5 years old and about li'i
hands high: small white spot on the nose. One
ght bay y mare mare about es value T ss
Taken up by w. J Redliug and estrayed be-
fore G. IL Felkner, J: Pr. July 3, loSG one
chestnut mare about IA hands high, 9years old'
branded on left shoulder IL.
Taken up by ]. Troutman, and estrayed be-
fore A. B. Lanier J p, May 81, 1883; one roam
horse about - years old, about II hands higS
branded with an anchor on the left thigo.
TAKEN up by a D. Floyd and estrayed be-
fore j, A. Lindsey, j. p, July p, 1889, one paint
pony mare, about years old, about II hands
high, no bTan,t. Also che paint pony mare,
about years old. about 10 hands high, no
John Reeves estrays before J. A. Lindsay,
Justice Of the peace, one brown horse mule l5H
hands high: d or years Old, ana branded on
left shoulder. One sorrcl FLY. years OLD,
b laze face, about l3lS hands high; no brands.
one bay horse, OF years old, liia hands
high; branded ID on left shoulder. One bay
horse or years old, l4S hands high no
marks or brands
Value of all, 500.
Taken up by G. I..Bennett and estrayed be
fore b. amer, J. p September lsth, lSs!
One flea bitten gray horse, li1 hands high,
about "a years old branded W on the leit
shoulder: the other chestnut sorrel morse, ~
hands high. about wears old, lef1 hind loot
white. brand understandable on the left shoulder
Taken up by L. c. Paschall and estrayed be-
fore A. b. Lanier J. p, June %, ISL one bay
pony horse about IL hands high, years OLD;
branded d on the LETT shonlder son 2l-2t
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improved Appetite and Digestion.

One of the first effects of Compound Oxy-
gen is an increase of appetite and an i'm
provement in digestion. A patient writes:
IL was unable to digest my food on account
of chronic Inflammation Of the stomach and
tolpidity OF the liver. The treatment had an
almost magical effect from the first. My
Improvement in strength, appetite, and
ability to digest my food is indeed wonder
full" Another says: "Can now eat almost
anything wish, though a month or six
weeks ago my diet, even hygienic
one, disagreed with me. Another:
"My appetite, before very poor, is now
excellent. Feel an elasticity and courage
and strength that have been stranger to
for years. Another: "Have not felt so
well in two years. Appetite good, blood
circulates WE'LL pain in back, limbs, and
lungs have disappeared, and 1 sleep such
sound and refreshing sleep that begin to
feel like new person." Another; Res,
piration, appetite, nerves, and sleep all
much improved" Our treatise on Com
pound Oxygen, containing large reports of
cases and full information sent free. Drs.
Starkey & Palen HOO and I'LL Girard
street, PHILADELPHIA, Pa.
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g-or 3,rstice of the gsace.

IUE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
W 4. G. 7. KENDALL rs candidate for
Justice Of the Peace, precinct No. l. Elec-
ton November Z, lSS2.
WE ARE REQUESTED TO ANNOUNCE W.
w W. PEAKE as Il Candidate for Justice Of the
Peace Precinct No, /. Election November, lSs!
WE ARE REQUESTED TO ANNOUNCE W.
w II. PRICE as a candidate for Justice ofthe
Peace Precinct No. !,
I'VE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w 8. N. BRASWELL as a candidate for
Justice of the Peace in Precinct No. /, Dallas
county. Election, November z, 1882.
I'VE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w W. NJ. EDWARDS as candidate Tor
Justice Of the Peace for Precinct No. /. Election,
November :, 1881.
WYE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w MR.. JOHN b. KUNL as candidate for
Justice OF the Peace In Precinct No. /. Election
a November
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Ono and the Same.

A short time ago Captain w. W. Ross
the correspondent here of the Agricultural
department at Washington City, forwarded
a lot of worms taken from the corn and
later some taken from the cotton, giving
in his report that the cotton and corn worm
were one and the same, and as will be seer
by the following from the department, his
opinion is sustained at headquarters:
WASHINGTON, D. c., September 18th lSs2;-To
Hon. George B. Lorihg, Commissioner of Ag'
riculture:
SIR | have to acknowledge the receipt Of
a number of cotton bolls containing boil
worms from Mr.. w. w. Ross, statistical cor
respondent. Dallas, Texas. AS Mr.; Ross
suspects, these worms are identical with
the corn worms which he sent to the de-
partment last week. In the forthcoming
annual report of the department, a list o.
some twenty-five food-plants of this species
is given. Respectfully,
G. V. RILEY,
Entomologist.
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Gotlntu IreasmrEr.

WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w the name of N. X. GROVE as Treasurer
Dallas county. Election November q l9s2.
WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCES
w MIR. HENRY BOIL as candidate iol
County Treasurer at the ensuing November
election,
IETE ARE AUTHORIZED 40 ANNOUNCE
w &. NJ. OVERLEESE as a candidate for
County Treasurer of Dallas County. Election,
Tuesday, November 9TH, 1882
I'VE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w the name of WILL F. DOUGHERTY as a
candidate for County Treasurer of Dallas county.
Election Tuesday, November 9TH, 1852
WE ARE REQUESTED TO ANNOUNCE ]. q.
" WILLIAMSON as a candidate for County
reasurer Election, November, 1882.
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BaIfon.
BeIto
epeoisl 10 the Hernld.

Special 10 the Herald.
BELroS, September Sc. B. Walker,
who stabbed and killed NJ. ]. Thisdale here
last Sunday, has been released on a ffteen
hundr d dollar bond to appear at the term
Of the district court which conveDes in
October. The particulars Of the affair as
far as could be ascertained. are about Is
follows. The foE began about a box Of
freight and Tbisdale struck Walker With
bis fist until Walker drew his knife. when
Thisdale let him 60 and picked up large
rock. but I'm lifting Il from his left 20 his
right hand 20 throw u. he dropped IL and
picked up piece Of scanfling and overlook
Walker. who was RAINING towards the
depot. struck him twice over the bead.
knocking him 20 his. knees, and Walker
then struck the fatal blow with a knife
The two-story brick store house on the
north side Of the public square, known e.
the W. ]. Long house. changed hands TO
day. Il was purchased ct 5000 By Mr..
Cotton con'inuss 10 come in lively, and
the weather IL fine
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Charlie Carroll and Brockie Brown, two
professors of the culinary art, came TO-
gether Sunday night with great violence in
a colored dive near the gas works, and the
result is Carroll carved Brown with a dirk
knife and Brown returned the compliment
by breaking a heavy wine bottle over his
head inflicting a painful and perhaps seri-
Gus wound. DR.. Thruston is attending
him. Brown, though badly stabbed, man
aged to escape, and has not, up to the
present, been apprehended. II was all
about woman. Carroll's head is fright
fully lacerated, and if he RECEIVERS at all he
will have a serious time Of it to say the
least.
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Kansas CIty-A Grain Elevator Falls
From the Fourth Floor TO the
Basement Of Pump
House, and
Causes the Death Of George Backns
In a Few Minutes and Seriously
Injuries Burr Winters.
Lieutenant Taylor Passes Through For
Worth With Payne, Of OklO-
hOma Fame, in Custody.
PlanO-Six Buildings in the Business
Portion of Town Fired.
A Whole Block Consumed by the Fiery
Element at Marshall.
Other Interesting State News,
Galveston.

Galveston.
Special to the Herald.
GALVESTON, Sepsember 1S.-At 8 o'clock
on the evening of the Sth, during the gale
which prevailed at that time, the Norwe-
gian bark, Altoona, owned by ]. Jargensen
& Co., of Tvestrand, under command of
Captain A. Beruldsen and bound from Rot
terdam to Corpus Christi with cargo OF
railroad iron, went ashore on Padres island,
fifteen miles of Corpus Christi. Owing to
the darkness of the night, the angry condi-
ton of the sea, and the extreme velocity
the wind, no assistance could be rendered
her and she lay at the mercy of the waves
until beaten to pieces. The captain boat
swain, steward, ship-carpenter and two sea-
men were drowned. The remaining five
won in the battle for life with the angry
waves. The body of the carpenter was
washed ashore and buried. The five who
were saved reached Galveston per steamer
Arkansas yesterday to tell the sad tale of
the wreck.
A. B. Hiscott, the electrician of the Next
can Cable company, who left New Orleans
three weeks since in the schooner Gussie
Wilson, which was thought to have been
lost during the gale, reached Tampico yes
terday morning after having been out
twenty-one days. The little vessel had
weathered the storm. ~
A warm fire this evening was met with a
promptresponse by the fire department.
The fire, which was discovered in its incip-
iency, was in the feed and store house of j.
]. Lewis q Co., and was promptly eXtin-
guished with only slight damage, either to
goods or the building.
The report has gained currency tonight
that a New York vessel now in port had
sighted, four hundred miles east of Calves
ton, a vessel of about four hundred tons
lying bottom upwards with the rudder
gone. AT this hour nothing further can be
learned.
GALVESTON, September 19.-The cotton
receipts to-day were 1920 bales.
A new paper is to make its appearance
early in October, The Daily Price Current
and Shipping List, to be its name, indicat-
ing the branch of journalism to which it
will belong. Mr.. Spangle, its editor, has
presided over the commercial and marine
columns of the News in an able and salts
factory manner.
One hundred dollars was realized at the
entertainment at the pavilion Saturday
night, and was turned over to the Browns
vile relief committee to-day by the Hope
Fire company. A rendition by our local
talent of the opera Mariana is in progress
at the opera-house tonight for the same
benefit.
G. P. Wall, of Dallas, is here.