The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-04-25
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Ey3IANaE scINrrLlAT.oNs

Stealing walnut trees, Though quite
common, is certainly Sort If arbor-
trarv proceeding ---Glasgow Times.
Miss Ward is writing of White
House jams. AS this is not Hayes
administration, a good many OF the
White House jams are likely TO turn
out jim jams Il Breckenridge News
The Conrier-Jonrnal says there is
nothing dangerous about ,Jno. D
White bnt his jiw- bone. Isa't that
enough. Wasn'ti it the jaw bone OF an
ass that slew ihs Philistines?--
State Jonrnal.
A while ago . party of lynchers
down South, postponed the hanging
five minutes to allow the victim time
to finish smoking cigar. THIS
proves that the use Of tobacco pro-
longs liie.- Telephone.
AZ Exchange has atiailling story
entitled ssrrappct by an Heircss. =
We hav'nt read it, but will bet a
big rpnud sum that the victim was
not country editor. Monev Is not an
object to them.--l GAINESVILLE Cisonl-
Gle. ,HEttts ssftas sNttaa
A Bourbon county farmer the other
da, testified his admiration for Bro.
Barnes by naming new horse foal
for him. Among the rural Bourbon
naise this is esteemed the highest hon
nor that can be paid citiaea.-- Beck
enridge News. u WI EEl
It is understood that the Ford bJys,
who murdered Jesse James, viii be
furnished with commissions as Depn-
~ Sheriffs. These documents viii be
ante-dated. like the yonag mans mar
rage license, in order "to kiver acct
dents. Maytielltslonitor. en-
The Springfield Sunday News has
given magnificent cash prize to =
young lady for writing the best ac-
ceptance Of an offer Of marriage. We
hal not thought So necessary to call
forth such reply to such a proposal
from an Ohio cir. Il Aroma
The Kentucky legislator who jump
ed up SO suddrnly from his seat a few
days ago and said to the Chairman
ii rise TO point oforder," was great
~ non-plu-sed when an adjnininI
member pulled from the seat Of hi
pants bent-up pin, and holding
up, said, "Alr Chairman; the gentle
man is IN error: he rose from the pom
Of this pinr'- State Journal
At last your correspondent is
genuine Colonel. thanks to III
governor, who laid his kiadly han
on his grateful head and sai'::F B
thou fegalar!" A full hedget
natural born. double. barreled colone
by official sanction! None Of yen
amateur. brevet, bob-tail. ballawhacki
like Dick JOINS, Juo. Milbournc, Tor
Stsurt and the rest Frankfort co
Lou. Post,
The interior Journal the other da,
.perpe.rated the best joke Of the seaso
when. in speaking Of a jsry selectc
to try a murderer, it designated the
as."the gentlemen into whose hant
the lite of the defendant was placed.
The idea Of trial for murder in KeI
lucky endangering the lie Of the d.
fendant unless he is exceptional
mean "pore white t,ash," or nigg'
lis rich Breckenridge News.
lit shall ever be said Of the nov
ta.day politicians, in the polite
history OF the. future. There we
giants in those days" nobody wi
have to so to scratching around A
thurs Cabinet remains to see wheth
any Of the fellows were around III
establishment. 1t seems as il the e.
pertinent was being made IN the pre-
ent Cabinel to ascertain the minilnu
Of brains necessary torun q COVER
ment.-GGlaagoH Times.
The Louisville Commercial has
correspondent at Frankfort who is
agile at climbing trees as q monke
lie has succeeded in getting Il
awful secrets Of Democratic cadcl
by calling into rcquisition his legs al
arms, Perched upon Ills high elev
ton he has imagined that he con
see the terrible conspiracy concoct,
to deprive the Republicans of the
rights to al. the Congressional distric
in the State. The only drawback
the young mans climbing perform
ances is the melancholy fact that 4
higher he climbed, the more he expo
ed his posterior PARTS Casryvil
Courier.
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