Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1882-04-01
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tain alligators enough
around it four feet higl
Is THERE ever a hard
ais that children do not
in their wide-eyed questi
INQUIRER: What is I'll
American coin =? Don't !
lars are quite scarce
Post. a
A LADY says that it ta
whole lifetime to learn
bill home without break.
Globe.
A MAN with a felon on
titled to sympathy. 10
the keeper of the State Pr
a great many.
"WHAT comes latter I
teacher of a pus&ewho VS.,
alphabet. He receives
reply. "You do-to see
STARS never twinkle-n
never will, It's the eyes Of I'll
which do the blinking. 2.
business to see to and can't Il
about.
&" FATHER" said an inq
"what is meant by close
Close relations, my son." T
father, care relations who n
you a cent"
TENNysoE has had the g Thar
Light Brigade" and the "Char
Heavy Brigade" The -
Picay,me says: 'sLet hin
on the Charge Of Sutler.
LADY customer Chesif
chase: ':Dear me, Mr.. b
looks as if it had died
Poulterer (readily): Ell
it did, ma'am, for | killed
SUPPOSE there was a
Icular, and he had adog.
were together they could
because thay would have
purp-and-Icu --Ne,O 70.
If it is right to say o t
railed," it should be RICH
the passengers are "derit
think, however, it is 6
official that is derided.-
NetUs.
BROWN says he hates i
pie, and the worst kind
ness, he thinks, is that
the man who stops hir
and wants to know when
pay that little bill.
A WISCONSIN woman who
the woods for three days sd
suffer so very much, but
annoyed by her absence of
bringing along small look
Detroit Free Press.
A Miss BUCHANAN { sce
cousin, an officer, on ] IS c
Now, Harry, do yC re
tell me you can walk up,
mouth without fear ?"
piled, promptly, "or to a
either" And he did.
AT a meeting of patriotic
London the other day,
against the Channel tunne
man in his opening said
we are here to protest ae
mel CHANNEL mean thi
mel l mean we are met
Tannel Chunnel." Her
orator sat down.
GLASS balls and clay co.,
been successfully substitute
pigeons at shooting matches.
cannot somebody bring forwar
merciful and efficacious prov
pugilists and ball pl
congratulate thepigeons, but
not this immunity be extern
men?-Boston Transcript.
The total land area of
States, not including Alaskf
600 square miles. And ".
loses his collar button, Just nj
before train time, or has to h
hat before he goes to church,
the country is just about twis
as it really is, and that he hi
over it three times.
A NEWS item says: "A sold.
Ceur d'Alene, idaho, caug
trout with hook and line du
year 1881, the largest weigl
pounds. Verify, the life OF
is full of hardships. Just ims.'
a fearful strain it was on the /
dier's constitution to he in that
and wholesale manner. - No
Herald.
The young men have a way
of rating the girls as they do G
only moderate in style and ap
she is good ordinary, if m
usually attractive she is a &,
ding, but if superior in all Il
and charms, then she is tn,
grade middling fair. Furthe
the cattle region, she is a Ion
only of moderate beauty, but
horn if of superior attraction.
A Boston man OF a rainy d
a man ahead of him whom he
friend, with a silk umbrella no
his head, rushed up to him, cl
hand on his shoulder, and sh
way of a joke: "I'll take that
if you please" The indivi
dressed looked around and dis
entire stranger, but before |
could apologize he said, b
"Oh, it's yours, is it? Well
know that. Here, you can hay
broke away, leaving the umbr'
hand.
For the benefit of our g,
says the Hd,Ukeye, we may
the patent ON the old lie {
farmers daughter who shuc
one bushels of corn betw cen
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