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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
OFFICIAL COUNT.
ANEW MAN-DYSPEPSI CURED.

From the Hon. J. III. Benson, Hart Co., Ga.
HARTwELL, GA, Feb 10. 1881.
want to say good word for Browns
Iron Bitters. | am about sixty years of
-age; have warehouse, railroad, and news
paper work to do. have been taking
and various other kinds of whiskey bitters
to give me an appetite, and tho emily appe-
tite got was one for drink. Rev. Mr..
Anderson, the presiding elder for the dis
trict, stopped with me not long ago. suf-
fering dreadfully with dyspe psia. got
him Browns Iron Bitters. They cured
him. After he left, concluded to take
that remaining in the bottle, and I assure
you it has made new man out of me.
have no desire for stimulants, and believe
I could eat pair of old boots and digest
them as easily as rice.
/ Il BENSON
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
sOCIABLE.

The recent sociable at the residence of
e. G. Frazer proved very pleasant affair.
Tie musical programme included piano
solo by Miss Clara Cook, vocal duet by the
Misses Reicker, instrumental duet by Miss
es Hass, piano solo by Miss Claude Hakes,
two songs by Mr.. S. T. Bowlby, instrument
tal duet By the Misses Carlton, piano solo
by Miss Clara Hass, instrumental duet
by Miss Carlton and Mr.. Bowlby, and
several pieces with violin and piano by
Messrs. Schillinger and Bowlby.
The young peoples society of the First
Baptist church viii give an ice cream So
cable at the church parlors tomorrow
evening, the first of the season, in case the
weather noderates.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
WASN'T SIZE CUTE.

She knew it was necessary to be beauti-
full to be attractive She knew health gave
beauty peculiar charm, therefore she
made free use of Browns Iron Bittcrs, and
her smile seemed like beam of sunshine;
her eyes were bright and sparkling. and
her skin, oh, twas most wondrous fair!
Well worthy of a trial is this valuable me
dicine by all our lady friends. Fashion
pApEp
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

Why wear plasters? They may relieve,
but they can't cure that lame back for the
kidneys are the trouble, and you want a
remedy to act directly on their secretions, to
purify and restore their healthy condition
Kidney-Wort has that specific action-and
at the same time it regulates the bowels
perfectly. Don't wait to get sick, but get
a package to-day, and cure yourself
Either liquid or dry, for sale at all drug
gists BiQhanatos Repkblicnn
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
INSTANTANEOUS PHOTOGRAPHS.
TAKEN BY GAYLORD

Mr. Gaylord has for the last six months
been working the instantaneous photo
graphic process as used in leading eastern
galleries, and says he possesses the fines,
instantaneous lens in the city, that has
done noble work in picturing the little
ones, and that he never sits them over one
second. He established his gallery with
the view to furnishing the best quality OF
work at moderate price. He does not
make two grades of work, but produces
the best at one third less than any place in
the three cities.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
RADWAY'sRRApy RRLIHP

In from one to twenty minutes never fails In re-
leiving PAIN with one thorough application. No
matter how violent or excrucisting the pain the
RHEUMATIC, Bed-ridden, Infrm, Crippled, Ner-
vous, Neuralgia, or Frustrated with disease may
suffer, RAILWAYS READY RELIEF will afford
instant ease.
Inflammation OF the Kidneys, inflammation of the
Bladder, Inflammation of the Bowels, Conges-
tion OF the Lungs, Sore Throat, Difficult
Breathing, Palpitation OF the Heart
Mysteries, Group, Diptheria. Ca
tarrh, Influenza, Headache,
Toothache, Nervousness,
Sieeplessness, Neuralgia,
Rheumatism, Cold
Chills Ague Chills,
flblans, Frost Bites, Bruises, Summer Com :
plants, Coughs, Colds, Sprains, Pains
in the Chest, Back or Limbs, are
instantly relieved.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
INSTANTANEOUS PHOTOGRAPHS.
TAKEN BY GAYLORD.

Having the right to use the celebrated
instantaneous Photographic Process" as
now used in the leading galleries of New
York Cincinnati, etc, Mr.. Gaylord begs to
offer his patrons and the public generally
these marvellous portraits taken in flash
in any weather, and will make the best
So per dozen Card Photographs and
81 per dozen cabinet photographs,
made in the Tri Cities. Call soon. Gal
lery over McCabe Bros. dry goods store.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
DIED.

DR.. Truesdale, of this city, received a
dispatch yesterday, announcing the death
of Willie Truesdale. infant son of w. H.
Truesdale, of Minneapolis. His death oc-
CURED yesterday. The funeral viii take
place at Terre Haute, Indiana, next Wed
nesday.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

River Improvement and Log Driving COM
pany, the capital of which is to be $2,05o,-
600, were also filed, as well as articles con-
solidating the Knapp. Stout g. Co. COM
pany with the Red Cedar Improvement
company. The capital of this last organi-
cation is to be $2055,0 00.'
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

We have personal knowledge of great
Benefits derived from the use of st. Jacobs
OIL When we get a supply of Oil, we
don't pretend to put the bottles in our me-
dicine case; we merely open the boxes,
have them put in convenient place,
sell out of the box and open another 1t
seems as though we retail a dozen a day.
Price 81 Henry, Druggists.
Bnrligton Iowa
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

Refined and educated women win some
times suffer in silence for years from kid
ney diseases. or constipation or piles, which
could easily be cured by package of
KidneyWort. There is hardly woman
to be found that does not at some time suf
fer from some of the diseases for which
this great remedy is specific. 1t is put
up in liquid and dry form, equally efficient.
--Sprinqfeld U1son
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
CAUTION.

All remedial agents capable destroying life by
an overdose should be avoided. Morphine, opium,
strychnine, arrica, hyosciamus, and other power
full remedies, does ut certain times, In very small
Doses relieve the patient during their action in the
system. But perhaps the second dose, IL repeated,
may aggravate and increase the suffering, and an
other dose cause death There ia no necessity for
using these uncertain agents when positive REM
edy like RADwAZ's READY RELIEF will STOP the
most excruciatIng pain quicker, without entalling
the least difficulty in either infant adult.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
workingmen.

Before you begin your heavy spring
work after winter of relaxation, your sys-
tenn needs strengthening and cleansing to
prevent an attack of Ague. Bilious or Spring
Fever, or some other spring sickness that
will unfit you for seasons work. You
will save time. much sickness and great ex-
pense if you viii use one bottle of Hop Bit
tiers in your family this month. Don't wait.
See another column
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
FEVER L AGUE

Fever and Ague cured Tor fifty cents. THERE'S
OF q remedial agent in the world that will cure
ever and ague, and all other malarious, bilious,
carlet, typhoid yellow and other fegers (eided by
Railways PiIls)so quick as Railway Ready Relief
1t will in few moments; when taken according
TO directions cure Cramps, Spasms Sour Stomach,
Heartburn, Sick Headache, Diarrh0a, Dysentefy,
Collc Wind in the Bowels. and all Internal Pains
Travellers should always carry bottle Of RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF with them. A few drops in
water will prevent sickness or pains from change
of water. 1t is better than French brandy or bit
tiers as a stimu liant.
MINERS aud LUMBEEMEN should always be pro-
vided with it.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
A VOICE FROM OMAHA.

1412 Dodge St. Omaha, Nell. May "a, 1891.
H. H. WARNER & Co.: Sirs-I had suf-
fered Is years from combination of
liver and kidney trouble until cured by
your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
O. A. ROGERS.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

The removal OF these tumors by RAILWAYS RE-
SOLVENT is now SO certainly established that what
was once considered almost miraculous is noH q
ommon recognized fact by all parties. Witness
he cases of Hannah p. Knapp, Mrs. c. Krapf, Mrs.
J. Il. Jolly and Mrs. P. D. Hendrix, published in
our Almanac for 1879; also sat of Mrs G. s. Bib
bins, in the present edition of our "False and
True
One bottle contains more of the active principles
of Medicines than any other Preparation. Taken
in Tesspoonful doses, while others require i've or
six times much.
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
NOTICE.

I have purchased quantity of pure
channel ice and I am now prepared to fur
nish my old customers and as many new
ones as viii favor me with their patronage.
E. H. BARKER
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
LOTS.

In Buford's second addition are offered for
sale on time. Location high and healthy.
Apply at the head of 18th street.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

THOROUGH PURITY OF THE CuTIcLE is
attained by the use of GLENN's SULPHUR
Soar.
HILLs HAIR AND WHISPER Dye, Black
or Brown, Soc.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
DR.. Radway's
REGULATING PILLS.
Perfect Purgatives, Soothing Aperients Act
Without Pain, always Reliable and Nat
ural In their Operation.
VEGETABLE CONSTITUTE FOR cALoM1

VEGETABLE CONSTITUTE FOR CALoaIEL
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
gum purge regulate, purify cleanse, and strength
en- Railways Pills, for the of all disorders OF
he Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder,
Nervous Diseases, Headache. Constipation, Costive-
ness. Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Biliousness. Bilious
arrangements of the Internal Viscera, Warranted
20 effect positive sure- Purely Vegetable, con-
tanning mercury, minerals or deieterious drugs.
Aobserve the following symptoms resulting
from di orders of the Digestive Organs
Constipation, Inward Piles. Fullness OF the Blood
Heartburn. Disgust of Food. Fn--ness of Weight
in the Stomach, Sonr Eruptfons sinking or F1uffer-
Sngs in the Pit OF the Stomach. Swimming OF the
Head, Hurried and Difficult Breathing. gatherings,
at the Heart, Choking or sufTocating Sensation,
when in lying Posture. Dimness of Vision. Dots
or Webs before the Sight. Fever and Dull Pain IN
the Head, Deficiency OF Precipitation yellownees Of
the skin and Eyes, Pain In the Side Chest Limbo
and sudden Finishes Of Heat Burning in the
Flesh.
A few dose Of RAILWAYS PILLS win free the
system from all the above named disorders. Price
e6 cents per box, Sold by druggists.
REAn aFAzsE AND TRUE
send aletter stamp to RADWAY D CO.. No. a.
Warren, Cor Church ST., New York. kB In for
natton worth thousands will be sent you.
no TIE pUBxTC.
There can be no better guarantee of the value o
DR.. Radwayis old established RI r. r. Remedie
than the base aud worthless fmf. atione of them q
here are False Resolvenfs. Reliefe and Pills. IN
ure anc ask for RaaWayss, and sec that the nam
A0WAx' q On what you bag.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
MONDAYS MENTION.
MONDAYS MENTION.
The Official Election of New
Aldermen.
Religious Services Yesterday
at the Churches.
Movement Of Boats and other
Items.
COUNCIL.

COUNCIL.
OFFICIAL REroRT.ADJoURNED MEETING
Cry HALL. Rock ISLAND. LIZ,
April 9Th, 1882, s p. M,
Council met in adjourned session pur-
suant to adjournment.
| Present his Honor the Mayor and al the
Aldermen.
A petition signed by VIM. ladders, Chas
Detlefson and others, to extend an alley
from Ninth avenue, fifty feet north, through
Buford's second addition into Eighth ave
nue..
On motion of Alderman O'Neil the same
was referred to the street and alley com
mittee, to report in next meeting
Alderman Lundy moved to proceed to
canvass the votes of the late city election
and to appoint committee of three as tel
lers.-Carried.
The Mayor appointed Aldermen Lundy,
O'Neil and Stephens.
After the canvass of votes the committee
reported as follows:
FIRST WARD.
Hugh warnoek received 1870 votes as Alderman
warnock's majority II.
SECOND WARD.
VIM Gray received 15o votes as Alderman.
Rob't Bennett . 1 tas :.
Sewall Dodge :" 102
Gray's majority.
THIRD WARD.
Nah Mshoney received 1888 1873 votes as Alderman
Isaac Negus $
Motifs majority-ao.
FOURTH WARD.
v 4 1 whitman received 49, votes as Alderman.
"
W Kavanaugh g
Whitmans majority-s.
FIFTH WARD.
esays.aas received 1ss votes as
j w Welch IS
Blank az assssss~
Cavanaugh's majority-22.
SIXTH WARD
John ]. Remers received 149 votes Alderman
Peter Bo1and 1o4
Reimers majority-45.
SEVENTH WARD.
q F. Hull received IA votes as Aldermars.ssa
HuIl's majority-52.
On motion of Alderman Lundv,sthe fol-
lowing persons were declaredse3ected as
Aldermen in their respectiEe slrds (for
two ensuing years. as having received the
highest number of votes cast:
Hugh warnock, First Ward.
William Gray, Second Ward,
James z. Mott Third Ward.
w. ii. Whitman, Fourth Ward.
J. W. Cavanaugh, Fifth Ward.
Jon j. Remers, Sixth Ward.
H. P. Huh, Seventh Ward.
Alderman Stephens, of the Fire and
Water Committee, reported on the bill of
the Fire Department referred to them and
recommended the allowance of the last
quarterly payment to the Fire Department,
the back pay claimed to be deferred to the
new fiscal wear when an anTlraY1ria ton in
Guiding the same should be made. Report
adopted.
The Finance Committee presented the
follaWIno bills for ALLOWANCE:
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
TIE TzUB RELIEF.

RAILWAYS READY RELIEF issthe only remedial
agent IN vogue that Will instantly stop pain.
FIFTY CENTS PER BOTTLE.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

Strengthen brain and muscle, cultivate
nerves of iron, make labor easy and work
a pleasure, by using Browns Iron Bitters.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
A GRATEFUL ! RECOGNITION.

~To eurea oHRoNIo Oh LONG STANDING DISEASE
truly victory In the healing art; that reasoning
power that clearly discerns bEFEoT and supplies
body which has been slowly attacked snd
eakened by insidi ous ease, not only COM
uands our respect but SSserves our gratitude DIR.
Railway has furnished manking with that wonder
full remedy, RADwAY's SARsAPABILILAN RBsoLv-
ENr, which accomplishes this result. and suffering
humanity, who drag out an existence of pain and
disease, through long days and long nights, owe
dim their gratitude" Medical Messenger.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
BREvlTIEs.

cago this evening in the interest of secret
societies.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
NOTES.

ST. Louis Republican. During the past
four years five steamers burned to the
waters edge at the Memphis landing. They
were the Capital City and City of Chester,
two Anchor line boats, the Idlewild and
Osceola Belle, both local packets, and the
Golden City, of the Cincinnati and New
Orleans Southern Transportation company.
It is singular fact that three of the five
boats were .'cities"-the Capital City,
Golden City and City of Chester; that in
each case the city" was burned between
8 o'clock and daybreak, and proved total
loss, and that the three burning cities
lay at almost precisely the same point at
the wharf
The Madison .'ournas, published at the
capital of Wisconsin, says: Resolutions
were filed increasing the capital stock of
Knapp, Stout & Co, company to $4,000,
900. Articles of consolidation of the Knapp,
Stout s. Co., company with the Red Cedar
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

w II. LOCKWOOD Chirapodist, removes and
w treats Ingrown Nails, Bunions, Corns Chill
blanes Frosted Feet sc. Call or send for him--Do
extra charge for going to any part of the city Oce
at Commercial Hotel.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

RAFANTED-A live man to sell the Double Duper
w Spring Bed and Rotary Washer. Best two
articles in the market Call at 429 Brady street
Davenport, Iowa.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
THE RIVER,

This morning the Louisville and Viola
came in from up and down the river re-
spectively. They had fair list of pass
engers.
The wind on the river made things very
lively, and it caused some Inconvenience
to steamboats,.
The Josephene passed up to-day, and
the Josie was expected down.
Tomorrow the Mary Morton and the
new boat of the St. Louis and St. Paul
packet line are due from above.
No RATS arrived to-day, although quite
a number are on their way to different par
ties in this city.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
HE WAS mad.

On the last down trip Of the steamer
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

tayANTED-One good Agent to sell new Bed
w Spring, Apply at once at No. 119 Main street,
DaYennorf.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
FOR RENT

ITO LETT furnished Rooms for families or single
gentlemen, corner of 18th and LIST Avenue
Good river view and large yard,-inest location in
the city. MRS. STOCKWELL.
EOR RENT.-A well furnished room for two gen
tlemen, with or without board. Apply at corner
23d street and 7sh Avenue, at News Room, Argus
Office.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

DOR SALE-Potaroes, Apples, Onions, Oats and
Il Corn by the bnshel or car load. Butter by the
frkn. 1hos. O'Shaughnessy, 7th and Harrison
streets, Davenport, Iowa.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
HEALTH is WEALTH
Health Of Body is Wealth Of Mind
R.ADwA
49, !.
Sarsaparifian Resolyent.

1PnHe blood makes sound flesh, strong bone and
clear skin. If you would have your flesh firm.
your bones sound without carries, and your com
RESOLVENT.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
ovER ONE HuNnREu

beautiful cards for soc. at the ARGUS of
fee.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

DOR SALE-Or will trade for a small farm or good
l. farming land, a stock of Staple Goods that sells
readily and pays good profit. Address Lock Box
No. 357.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
MINUTE REMEDY.

Only requires MINUTES, not HOURS. to relieve
pain and cure acute disease.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
FALSE AND TRUE,

We extract from Dr. Railways "Treatise on Dis
ease and Its Cure" as follows: =
list OF DISEASES CURED By
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
WANTED.

WANTED-A position as Clerk in Dry Goods or
w Grocery store. wholesale retail. Address q
S. Brayton, Reynolds, Ills.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

NTANTED.-Reliable women to circulate the in
Wv formation OF the new deal in prices Of nre,s
Goods for cash, at Mitchell 3 Parsons.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10
FOR SALE.

| DOR SALE-At a bargain, q Pheaton. used one
Il summer. Those desiring to purchase such rig,
will call on c. c. Knell, on Second Avenue.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

DOR SALE.-Those in want of frst-class white
Il oak fence posts are invited to apply to j. Weeda
P. o. Box No. 1877.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-04-10

TTANTED-To find the man, woman or child
w who can not be fitted suited in boots, shoes
and slippers, to call at once on Carse s. Retcker
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-10-18

THE CHAMPION FIsH STonY.-The season
for fish stories seams to be triie
backward and we are afraid the good
ones won't arrive at maturity until late in the
fall. We are pleased, however, to notice
that man last week caught sturgeon in
Kalamazoo River which had swallowed q
Mackinaw trout weighing fifteen pounds,
which had swallowed catfish weighing nine
pounds, which had swallowed an eel eight
feet long, which had swallowed black bass
weighing five pounds, which had swallowed
a pike weighing three pounds, which had
swallowed perch weighing two pounds,
which hadswallowed can of picked salmon,
poeket-book containing 1880 in green,
backs, a tack hammer rubber top for a
nursing bottle, part of a set of chessmen,
a corset steel, two hard-boiled eggs, a piece
of hotel beefsteak and hairpin. - Chicago
Cheek.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-10-18
Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer.

1t is entirely different from all others
It is as clear as water, and, as its name
indicates, is perfect Vegetable Hair
Restorer. 1t will Immediately free the
head from all dandruff, restore gray hair
to its natural color and produce new
growth where it has fallen off. 1t does
not in any manner affect the health
which Sulphur Sugar of Lead, and Nj
trate of Silver preparations have done. 1t
will change light or faded hair in few
days to beautiful glossy brown. Ask
your druggist for it. Each bottle is war
ranted. SMITH, KLINE & Co., Wholesale
Agents, Philadelphia, and c. N. CRIT
TENToN, New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-10-18
Mothers should Know It.

Fretful babies cannot help disturbing
everybody, and mothers should know how
soothing Parker's Ginger Tonic is. 1t
stops babies pains, makes them healthy,
relieves their own anxiety and is safe to
use. -Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-10-18
WORSE THAN BLOWING OUT GAS.

Did you hear the story OF the man in O
hotel who, meddling with the old style of
bell rope in bedrooms TO 500 what it was,
rang it unlrnowingly and servant ap.
peared2
"Why, how do you do" he said, extend
ing his band to the astonished servant whom
he thought visitor. " sit down what can 1
do for yousn
"Did you ring ?" said the servant.
Ring? Why no. Ring what 2 There
Amt no bell here"
Then the servant explained the bell rope.
After he had gone the man thought he
would try the bell rope just for fun.
He gave it terrific pull and Just then the
gong rang for dinner, and thinking he had
created an awful catastrophe down stairs he
was greatly alarmed, locked and bolted his
door, and sat up all night expecting the ar
rival OF the police -H0tel Mall
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-10-18


a pagan certain clerk in West
efn village recently made the following COM
ment on Pocahontas Said he: Poca-
hontas was great man Pocahontas was
hnd.hearted man." Hold on ~ cried his
companion. Poeahontas was woman"
she was ell Z" SAID he. Wen, thats
Just my luck HOW am expected to known
never read the bibie.
Referred: This purports to be a literal
translation from the German $ Pretty
wifekin, said Herr X to his young neighbor-
ess, give you me yet kiss-let. ask only
ont of curiosity, because gladly know
would whether it from your mouth sweeter
tastes than that of my frau Neighbor.
replied she, snappishly, ask you only my
husband he has your dear frau many kiss
gwen he must IL know. '-Syfdcuse Her
am.
Popularity of lawn tennis: "Do you
play lawn tennis this season, Miss --- ~
inquired he, last evening. mo, ! never
learned the game. Is it interesting 7"
Yes, very. You see. there are four courts
on each side" THAT is eight courts isn't
it? Why, If had known there was so much
counting in the game l should have been an
expert by this time "Oh, assure you,
put You are an expert" Ihere Is no use IN
pursuing TINS schehe turthef.- neo Hdedh
Iseg'sser.
The labor problem: "The fact is"
said the seedy tramp, Il have read SO much
about the troubles In the labor market, that
am heartily sick of the whole business, and
made up my mind long ago that ! would
never have anything to do with labor. As !
am q man who never forsakes his principles,
cannot work; but If you have nice rare
steak and cup of hot coffee about the