Smyrna times., 1882-02-01
WHOLE NO. 1887.
Current Comment.
PHTLADELPHGA EVENING NEWS


ool4e men prde themselves on the f,,.,
InIC ~ people are afraid 10 make them mai
roIccalS are probably proud for The san.
reason. '''Ae
VIII some one give H. 4 sur recipe for
niaKlns N hens -igricuiinral Erctan,,
Ell thcm eggs nave got down 10 ten cent
he railroad companies will have 10 en-
large their smoking cars. NoU,J,v.
noouI nall the seats are filled by little LoIs
rs 50 maay Of the great men Of the
country possessed only a common s,ho,I
educatIon, it might be Il we'll hereafter
to drop the only"
When Boston girl saws. lie, us plse,.
our orblcularis uris muscle, in prnXimirv
ana contract them simultaneously. ,Ie
means Let Us kiss.
Always nave your vaccination on thel lrft
arm SO that your right viii BE- in po.J
condition to knock down impul>iyc friend,
who suddenly grab You.
Edith-The question OF having mirror,
IN the parlor is mere matter Of ta>te
| Homely persons don't like them. Geuer-
al Butler and s. J. Tildeu prefer them.
Fortune knocks once At every man,
door, but the timid tap Is often uuhearl
Moral: Keep Your cars open aad don't
make TOO much noise with your mouth.
The Boston HsruI wants To know if
the csthcuc movement began when the
negro minstrels sang: e feel ius, - han
py as big sunhoWer, some years ago.
Terra Alba is worth about half cen, =
pound in Georgia. but it brings 10 cents =
pound 1T Northern sugar stores. South
ernera never did appreciate their oppor-
tuniues.
According to the Vermont law. having
liquor IN ones possession is prima facie
evidence of intent 70 sell il. In this state
havlnS liquor in ones possession is pretty
good evidence Of intent TO drink H.
\ society paper says no man should
think Of getting married without So
cash on hand and AZ income Of 81 80 =
year. Had this rule always been observed
few OF the great men of the earth would
never been born.
window the other day when the sash came.
down upon her neck. after the manner of
a guillotine, and killed her. Women who
always poke their heads out Of upstairs
windows when the doorbcll rings should
take warning.
Archibald Forbes the English war
correspondent and Oscar Wilde, the Lon
don esthste. don't like each other. I,
cannot be expected, however, that Inaa
who sleeps oil cannon and man who
dimes on lily can have many tastes in
common.
Patti writes TO one Piano manufacturer.
II have used the pianos Of every eelebra-
maker, but give yours the preference over
all Patti writes TO another piano manu-
faCturer: " have used the pianos Of near
ly all celebrated manufacturers, but none
of them can be compared 10 yours." You
pays your money and takes Your choice.
\ Philadelphia girl OF the soulful. in
tense kind is mashed on Oscar Wilde.
She met him first in New York and again
i'll her own city. Her papa has couple
of millions, and Oscar is 10 he guest for t1o
two weeks. In some of those high hour
when thought is not. il may lie revealed
to her that knee breeches impose rather
more than the usual amount of stocking
darnilg Hartford Post.
To the truly pious man there is some
thing almost horrifying in the fact that he
cannot make even his own children, the
flesh of his flesh. fully comprehend that
there is any great difference between vac
cinatiOn and baptism until they have tried
both and even then their degenerate lit
tie minds seem to realize nothing beyond
the fact that one process hurts and the
other don't. II Is very distressing.