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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13

sssS .v. aI.u.anl4Slsin. lne ao4 must
Be jstrblack or the medicine Il without
emcacy. When the animal Il chosen Il
!. fed on nothing but the lungs and
Nvers OF raccoOns until it IL 30 fat it can
hardly walk, when IL Il killed and eaten.
After that Il the patient Is not cured he
is perfectly assured that his pains and
aches are attributable to some other
cause.'' h.
During the last six yesrs over Is, 900
dogs have been drowned 1t the pound.
So far this years, O07 have been received.
2,674 drowned, SO redeemed, 8 returned
by order Of the authorities, and 232 ~
now awaiting death. York Wo,ld.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13
Worth tha TronhlA.

A gentlemandies, leaving many debts.
The widow hesitates about paying them.
a friend OF the deceased demonstrates
with her. 50.
What, you refuse to guarantee their
payment! You do not wish to have
your son inherit name without stain!',,
The His fathers name was
Dupont, and there are so many Du-
points! Is it really worth the trouble?
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13

Asnapping turtle was caught in the
Passaic river, at Paterson, n. j.. the
other day, that weighed little over 50
pounds. "A man weighing 100 pounds
stood on its back while It crawled ran-
idly over the floor, apparently without
any trouble. In the bodywere found 1893
eggs, with shells IS hard a.. hens eggs.
They were about an inch and half "a
diameter, nearly circular, and q white
and translucent as porcelain.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13
Etiquette IN Germany.

am much interested in the stern do.
nands Of Etiquette in Germany. /
write the word with capital adyisedlv.
for It Il great power. rulino with IN.
questioned sway over whole neople..
from the Kaiser down to the humb{est
Of his subjects. In this land the sofa Il
par excellence the seat Of honor. anal to
omit Offering 10 privilege to : guest al
any consequences soever is towrite ones
self down ignorant Of the usages of 20
lite society. Personally, / dislike to sit
upon . sofa, but worlds would not
tempt mo to decline the honor in Ger
many, and It is cause of infinite self
graduation that have not forgotten
more than once or twice to extend the
freedom Of our own sofa to distinguish
ed visitors. But gentleman may not
sit upon the sofa: TO take 4 seat there
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13
The Dog-Fat Cure.

A Auegso New 6emedy tee Oonsanpstol
The attention of reporter of the
Word was attracted yesterday after.
noon while at the dog pound BY two boys
who were carefully skinning and dress
ing q dog that had, just been drowned
according to law for vagrancy.
''What are you. doing that forr' was
asked. 81. : -. -. ~.
For consumption replied one Of
the boys. ''For twt,-dollar bill, }" said
the other.
It was finally explained that many
residents Of the east side of the city firm.
~ believe that. dog fat is an infalliblo
cure for consumption.
The boys told you the TRUTH" said
Or: Ennever, the veterinary stationed
at the pound, who was next questioned.
"A great many people believe that dog
fat and even the flesh Of dogs is ! sure
cure for consumption, and on an aver
age one dog aweek is taken from here
and reduced to medicine
WHO comes after thcmr''
Generally women. either Germans
or Jews. They come up here, and after
carefully examining al tho dogs, select
one that seems to be healthy and fat.
They then point out their selection TO
an attendant, who ties string round
its neck or marks tho animal in some
way 50 as to- identify it. The woman IL
told on what day that particular beast
will be drowned; she returns 1t the time
specified gets the body, and turns It
over to some Of the hoodlums round
here, who for dollar or two skin It
and take off the fat. Ifshe wishes the
carcass they. dress it for her just Is !
butcher would lamb or calf. No. vel
low dogs have no value in this way: !
black dog 10 always chosen IN prefer.
ence to- any other color, if he is fat and
healthy,
..How do they take the medicine. - /
suppose they call it?''
s'1n different ways. Some reduce II
to oil and take it as : liquid by the
spoonful; others fry it out and then after
It gets cold spread It on bread = Won
would butter and eat It 50. .
do they cat the meat, too1''
Eyes; and, a. . matter Of fact, It's
not bad eating. I've tried it myself.
though I was not aware Of It It tho
time. II looks like young VEAL
''aave you any regular cuStomersl''
Eve have one, . Mrs. Farley. who
used to live at the corner Of Avenue n
and Sixteenth street. She was pretty.
far gone in consumption, but she used
to come every other week for i've or six
months and get : nice fat dog. I have
not seen her for some time, but don't
think she's dead. Some one told No
she was living over on Ninth avenue
But 9 : general thing We don't know
our customers names. This supersti-
ton = 20 general on the east ode tha4
many q. the drug storssI keepd dor IL q
oil ID stock. There aret any numberI a
these household remedies II difItrent
Diseases. Through Vermont and NV
a1npshiro tho fat q, skunlks = used -
) cure for Group and theumal 49,.
q tho south negroes no doks' AoshsosSe5
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13
WIT AND HUHoR,

4 young cat is kitten, but an old
one is COMPOUNDED nuisance.
Lighthouses are better appreciated By
sailors than by actors.
In the morning man gets up, but in
the evening he gets supper.
The correct thing now is for the nice
young man to bang his hair.
. Liquor works much evil, which &C.
counts for the dealers wanting to rectify
it.
A fellow looking for an easy Job
should never fall in love. because ito
heart work.
Perhaps negroes engage in the white
washing business in obedience to the
golden rule.
Carlyle said that tritles were tho
hinges Of destiny, but he never used any
Of them on his front gate.
Philadelphia has discovered that its
women folks live the longest. That's
because they have nothing else to do.
Most people who visit Niagara Falls
are disappointed in the roar. They ex-
pect to hear something like the voice Of
chairman 1t ward caucus.
A Baltimore man put his arm around
strange lady to help her on car, and
next time he wanted to see the hour he
found it was no o'clock with him.
Il has been ungallantly said that tho
telephone does what society rules have
always been unequal -compels women
who use it to talk ono ut time.
There is no use trying to make tho
man who has eaten two dozen peaches
believe that the most serious state Of
affairs ct present exists in Egypt.
Bertha Morgan, nine years Of age, Of
Wave Farm, near Philadelphia, was
recently sold for $500. p. S.
The charming Bertha is COW.
In refusing t. purchase his wife . a
bamboo easel, the wretch Of : husband
accused tho partner Of his bosom Of try
ing to bambooeasel him."
Doctor ..Well, Pat, have YOU taken
the box Of pills sent your" Pat ..Yes,
Dir, b jabers, have, but I don't feel
any better yet; maybe the lid hasn't
come of yetr'
Speaking Of the army worms, Fogg,
who served during the rebellion, says
he used frequently to find them in his
biscuit, and doesn't care to renew the
acquaintance.
Idaho has : newspaper Office and
lager beer saloon combined under one
management Fifty editors arc waiting
for . vacancy in that Office BY death,
having lost oil hope Of resignation.
Some Of our young mon before put
ting on col skin pants should have en-
barked IN tho business OF raising stock.
They should have raised . couple ol
calves ct least
Experiments recently made IN Chi.
ago show that Il grasshopper was @
big o . horse tho men Who struck him
With dray-stake wouldn't live 6ye
seconds after.
An Alabama negro Who won't bring
e lawsuit against 8 man Who throws 3
Stone within forty rods q his do9 81
looked upon - man who doon,t can
70 maint1in ~ ri
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-09-13

. The correspondence of the actress
Rachel is about to Dc publishsd q Park.
She has been dead solong that probably
not more than three or four old gentle:.
men are now living who will % serionSs
~ annoyed ~ the publicat ion.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20
PORTLAND PUBLISHING CO..
PORTLAND, NEE.
"Ross BaEard.N

''Blaineism'' in Maine, "Conklingism" in
New York, 'Cameronism' in Pennsylvania,
have, Democratic papers and their guerilla
allies assure us, brought the Republican par
ty in those States into some straits. The
leaders above mentioned have "frittered
away large Republican majorities, "driven
the best men out of the party" shameless
ly abused patronage" built machines"
and cut up other didoes. For these sins
they are called "bosses." The chief mark
of s'boss,' the one unmistakable sign, is
the dwindling or extinction of his party ma
jority in his own State. By this sign the
Democratic papers and their allies. open or
covert, recognize him.
Following this reasoning let us see what
s'Bayardism" has done for Delaware. Della
ware is a Democratic State-has been for
years-but indications are strong that it is
going over to the Republican column. The
oppression of Senator Bayard's machine"
has "driven the best men out of the party"
and his shameless use of patronage" his
promotion of one faction and attempt to de-
grade the other, has resulted in "frittering
away the Democratic majority until itisnow
less than seven hundred. See to what Bay
ards rule has brought the Democracy Til
denis majority in Delaware in 1876, was
1929; Hancock 5 in 1880 but 1033-a loss of
over fifty per cent, owing of course, to ''Bay-
ardisnl." Again: In 1878 the Democratic
candidate for Governor had majority of
1895; in 1880 majority Of but $50. How
"Bayardism'' has squandered that splendid
majority of four years ago!
In view Of these facts and in the spirit OF
their own logic the Democratic papers
should call the eminent Senator from Della
ware "Boss Bayard."
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

SENATOR SLATER of Oregon, Democrat,
explains the defeat of his party in the recent
election in rational way, but his explana-
ton does not find much currency in Demo
cratic papers. First of all, he says, the re-
suit is sdue to the influx of settlers to the
State since the last election, the majority
of the new voters being Republicans" This
is unquestionably the chief cause of the devel-
opment of Republican ascendency. Immi-
grants to Oregon and Washington from the
other States are very largely well-informed,
thoughtful people, who carry Republicanism
with them from their old homes. 1t pays a
State to gain inhabitants of that sort. Mr..
Slater also points out that the modified
Chinese bill satisfies the people of the Pacific
slope SO well that the predicted detection
from the Republican party on account of
the veto Of the original measure will not
come about. The Oregon election goes far
to prove that this is true statement.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

Two interesting questions in applied po-
litical economy are these: How much gold
do immigrants bring into the country every
year? and how much do travellers carry out?
There is no way of getting at the answer to
the latter inquiry, but 1t is safe to say that
the excess of letters of credit of Americans
going abroad over those Of Europeans COM
ing to the United States modifies considera-
bly, the balance of trade. AT New York
pains are taken to find out something about
the money in immigrants pockets, and the
Castle Garden officials estimate that the
average new conner brings with him from
$85 to 500. The Evening Post says that at
least $50 is in gold, but the Public is in
clined to think this an exaggeration. At
that estimate the 100000 immigrants last
year brought with them 500, 100, 900 in gold,
or over half as much as our mines produced.
At the lowest estimate given above of the
amount Of money, either coin or convert
BILE into coin, brought by each immigrant,
the total cash addition to the wealth of the
country from this source in 1SS081 was
nearly $57,o00,0O0.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20
Eccentricit1es of Pronunciation.

Extraordinary as the Irregularities and incon-
sistencies of the pronunciation of ordinary Eng
lish words are known to be, they sink into in
significance when compared with the vagaries
and Alterations of the pronunciation of proper
names. Notable examples: Beauchamp is pro-
nounced Beechan; Cholmondeley, ChunaEey;
Marjoribanks, Marshbanks; Blythe, By:
Brough am, Broom; (this pronunciation applies
not only to the great statesman, but to the car
riage which bears his name-Braao-hana or Brt
ham is not heard in good society; Buchan is
pronounced Buck-an, with the accent ON the
first syllable; Pepys Pep-is Bsauelers, Bo-cldre;
Wemyss, Weemas; Dillwyn, Ditlup; Strachan,
Stra,oaa: Heathcote, Hetbcat Kollys, Knowles;
Menzies, Mynges; Tyrrwhitt. Territ; Tolle-
mache, TolIn,ash; Bethune, Beeton; Mines,
Mills; Dalziel, Deal; Charters, Charters; Geog-
hogan, GaygaYs; Glamis, CLANS; Ruthveu, Ri
zen; Duchesne, DukarYa; Du Plat, Du Plah;
Eyre, dir; Cover, Goer; Mcleod, MacLoad;
Vaux and Molyneux are pronounced as spelt,
and the final is sounded in both cases. In
Devereux and Des Veux the q is not sounded; ;
while Meux is pronounced Meas. Fantastic
and arbitrary as these pronunciations may be
thought, it is important to remember them.
London Magazine.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

WHEN the registration law was passed
last Winter by the South Carolina Legisla-
ture, the Charleston News and Courier made
q great ado over the fairness of its provi-
sions in allowing the registrations for the
State and federal elections to be made at the
same time, whereby everything could be
done under the eye of a United States SUI
pervisor Now that the State officers have
caused the arrest of United States deputy
mar.hals for doing their duty in watching
the process of registration, the same paper
stoutly defends the local authorities and de-
clares that, while no objection would be
made to the presence of a deputy marshal,
the State officers will not tolerate his ''put-
ting himself where he impedes work" Has
not the News and Courier learned yet that
the kind of "work" that is done in South
Carolina in connection with elections is Of
just the kind that ought to be "impededP'
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

ACCORDING to the latest account the in
ternatienal conference which is to settle the
Egyptian difficulty is to be held at all events,
and if the Sultan does not like it, he is in
vited to stay away. The result of that ar
rangement might be suggestive of the prov
erb of reckoning without ones host Re-
cent events have demonstrated that the Sui
tan has it in his power to make things I'M
pleasant for his European mentors.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

THE names of ex-senator John Fl. Mitch
ell and ex-Attornes General Williams are
already mentioned for the Oregon Senator
ship. Among the other prominent men
likely to be considered are Judge Boise, of
the Oregon supreme court; j. N. Dolph,
who stands at the head of the bar there, and
was formerly ex-senator MitchelPs law
partner: ex-Congressman Rufus Mallory,
and W. Lair Hill, editor of the Oregonian.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

HUMPHREY MARsHALL's son Humphrey
denies the genuineness of the letter lately
published as his fathers, in which the
doughty old rebel wanted Robert Lee to send
somebody into the north to assassinate lead
ing men and burn the towns. He claims
that his father was too kind a man to be a
man of that kind.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20
For sale.

vxTHEEL Factory long established, sales $780,
w 600 year; runs ON orders, profits satisfactory
Address, NILES & SCOTT, LaPorte, Indiana
jne17 eod3t*
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

AMONG GO principal countries in the world
the United States alone raises more than 81
per capita by taxation for the support Of
schools; the annual expenditure reported
being S81, 795, 900 for the 100000 popula-
ton. The nearest approach to this is Al
sace-Lorraine, with 81, 800, 900 for 1911, 200
population, and then Bavaria with $4,000
900 and 5,271, 900. In other countries the
figures are, respectively: France, $22,00O,0OO
and SO, 9O5, 900; Prussia, $40, 100000 and 81
$4,000; British Islands, $1S,262, 900 and
"a, S62, 900; British India, $6,626,OoO and
1ss,Ooo, 900; Russia, 100000 and $780,
900; Japan, 81, 1S1 900 and 32,794,Oo0, and
Austria, sc, 100000 and 21,752,o0O.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

If it is true that delinquent tenants in
Ireland are being evicted at the rate of a
thousand week, the inability of the British
government to pacify and placate the Irish
people is not surprising. But the statement
is probably exaggerated.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20
BOYS, ATTENTION!

FVyHE Portland Fraternity at its last meeting de-
cided to open a school of carpentry, to be
under the supervision of Luthep Pingree, who is
the third story of the Fraternity buildiAg on Free
street and will be opened July 9th at half-past
seven in the morning, continuing daily till the
opening of the public schools in the autumn. The
school will be free boys in the public Schools and
those wishing to learn the use of tools, will do we'll
to call at at the rooms on Free street and en-
roll their Names as but limited number can be
commodated. Mr.. Woodhil is daily in attendance
at the rooms and viii receive and register the
names of applicants 1unl3df
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20
REUNION.

a REUNION of the LIST and 18th Me. Vet. A 1
Harbor. on Weds esday the 23d day OF August,
1882. to continue wo days; ample provision has
been made to acot immediate the wives ana little
ones of allcomrades who may desire to attend.
Comrade Lewis L. Thurston, has kindly offered the
use of his fine large Cottage, said island, for the
purpose of accommodating all ladies who may attend
with their husbands Circulars with full instruc-
lions will he sent to each comrade in due time and
all expected to respond to the call OF tne clrcu
lar with cheerfulness WM Il. MOTLEY,
W. ID. HATCH, PrssldenI.
Secretary. Portland, June x, 100:
jun19 d0t%W1t'
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20

TEE RI publicans of the Thirteenth Con-
gressional District of Illinois are confident
that with a little effort they will be able this
year to elect Windmill Springer TO stay at
home. They will be public benefactors if
hey do it.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-20
NOTICE.

an and after June 10Th that portion of Forest
~ Avenue known as Shell Road, In the Town OF
inI9dtf Per order of the Seleetmen
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-12-05
Retiauiea Der bell. S0ereita.

Webrere Sidbte Spontsrs uuo Srant
Tsit's tne 10 9lidiib, BON Der grokPn
6elIisen. bereu g~entsnGrium iosbeu gsfst
EFT Dorbeu, &sIrq len su bsfSsu. Sm
EbereffsntIoIfer "a RabrIo uire ein Gpetl
ibres 9auptes uufbsUabrt; buS Wabuoer
ct annentIoiiet bsf1Hst fb I'm Bsiie ct
mes Wanuicripis oes @laubensbeteHutuii
fss, wsI@es fs NIT etaener 6lnb esidrie.
ben, als fe an Is. Juli 1871 Sur Prtsrin
bss RIoitsrs Sur Sntaruation su GoiIa 9e
piblt pOrben. Die f6uiglt9e B,bIiot5et
Der 9aup,ftaot bat bic Wanuieipte oIsr
tbrer SGrittsu; uno has 6lOiisr be 8as
@aIbOueraS aabIt su isinsn srSBten Std,.
5en bic Srtsfs, psIds ct. Gbsrefia on ID.
ZEN Bei4tpater, ben P. So,ctau, gsri&tet.
SIN RarmsIitsr RIofer b'Aiba be Gormss
psrebrt man ben 2eib unb bas Sers otr
9etIiSsn; in gan Soft 0'auiIa ssigt man
auBsr anosren @rinnerunss,sidsn Elm bas
tti9s8 Eambcurtn, porauf iie bic selfili
den eieosr, weI6e fs fang, gu bsslsitsn
pFsSte; eth 3usites dbnIt6ss Eambourin
fno,t fly ~ 8alenSia, nsbsn us,i9isosnen
ionItisen @adtbsu aus benz Sausratb Der
9silisen; Ssuiua bstst ibrsn WantsI
unb tbre SunbaIen, SOrasofd ibrsn @ir
tel, SOrheaur Ibreu Sdlsie; IN 2rfabon
wirb ibre Iints 9anb, In &om ibre re9te
auftruabrt, isne Sanb. usl9s 70 bsuun
bsrunssplroise Bsrte i6tisb. Omen
Singer oisier 9anb umitIisBt Der RsIi
q 'teHI5tein elmer Rube ,u 9aris.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-12-05

8asisIbs S4idioI tbsiIte baIb barauf
Der ibm bsf1eunbste Ebomas Moras. Ders
ieIbe NOR i'm Sabre 1880 IA 2onbon sebo
rem. ffubtrte tn Srforo Ebsolosie uuo
&sStspiG snidaft uno murbe idon i'm VI
fer pom % Subrsn WitsIieb bss llntsrbau'
leg, In wsltsm sr bur6 iein Quftretsn &c
gen bic unaeme susn @slforSerunsen bss
9ofss cine 9robe Don isinsr unsri1rodeu:
bet unS isiuem iirsnssn Rs5tsiun ab'
lsste. Nabbsm CT ft9 tn 2onoon aIs Ib'
uocat nieber9eIafe len, sewanu er baIb einsn
iol4en &uf, baB Setur5 VIII. ibn trcs
isines Wiber1rebsn8 in feline nd9ife 1m:
gsbuns sog unb nit Wirbsn uub Der.
trausnsbspsiisn ~Iberbdufts. ga, mad Der
abountuus bss unslifIi5en Cardinals
@olisp, Der nod isiusm siseusn 8stsnut:
nife rieinsm R6niS treuer ssbtsnt ais iei'
nerH @ott", uu,be Worus gum 9orb Rans'
Ter uon @nsIano ernannt unb waItete NIT
~ieltsner Sreue unb uusisennisisteit bisiss
Nmtss, bis er es 1921, neil CT bic S1et
buns Der @bs 9eiuri9's nit Ratbarina
ni9t biaissn tonate, nisberlsste. aIs bic
S@siouns benno9 ssi4sbsn mat, prots'
ftirte CT notmals basessn unb erreete ba
bura ben unusri0bnIt5en 5uB Ses tpranuis
i9eu R6niss, Der i'm am 8. Suit 1885
entbaupten IieB.
Der SeIisiprs9uuss YroesB bieisr BET.
ben ausseaeidnetsn Wartprer Der reIisiS:
fen llsbsrteusuna unb bes @suifsns pdre
wabri9einli1 i1ou fribsr sinseIeitet por.
ben, menu man bamaIs tn &om ni9t bdtts
unnebmsn miH en-, baB babur@ BITE Ia
tboIitenfeinbIi9e Stimuuns tn @uslanb
neue Nabr uus erbaIten merbe. Seitbsm
bat R9 nun alerbinss tn bieisr Sinli1t
Elm bebeutenbsr llmiduurs u~olBoseu. unb
cine uertrauIt9e Nnfrase an, snsIii9sn
5ofe iou erseben babeu, baB man ssseu
bic beabR@tiste ginleituns bes Procsfss
nidts einsuwsnben babe. BON benz Iuss
fau Der iett uns.orbnsten Yrlfuns Der
Ncten wirb es ~abbunsen, Oh 3u benz BRO
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benz Stanbe Der sei9i9tI. Sori@unsen
bari man nit 9uuaF9t auf Elm sanfisss
RsiuItat bofsu.
Dteies uorausseistt pdre gerabe In un
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ben sroBsn Ndnner, bic fur bic 5silisteit
unb unpsrIssli9teit bes @bebunSes ibr Sc
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bic @runbfefsn bes ebsli4su uub Sent
Iisnlebsus gu uutsrsrubsn u. gu aetft6ren
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