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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-08-19
A little kiss
A little bliss,
A little rine-it's ended
A little jaw,
A little Law,
And 10. the bonds are ronded.



4 asodera Miracle
Mr.. b. r. Larrahee. Of Boston, Mass,
one Of the Directors of the New York
and Boston Dispatch Co.. who had been
cured Of Bri2ht's Disease after living at
deaths door for three weeks, by War
ner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, in
speaking Of the remedy to q friend said:
!" am rcjoiced to say that this medi-
cine has effected perfect cure in my
case. and with many of my friends, Who
have been afflicted With kidney troubles,
either OF long standing or in their acute
forms. and who. under my advice, have
used this most wonderful remedy"
now - ssCgRE nRAIru.
IL b strange any ono viii suffer from
deranRemsnts brought On By impore
6!ood. when Scoyilrs 6axsapaxilla and
6kil6ngia, or BLOOD and LIVER
SYRUP viii restore health to the phys
Soal organization. Il 10 . slrengthsninR
sZruH pleasant 70 take. and the bet
BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered
curing Scrofula, Nyphlilitio dieordern.
Weakness Of the Kidneys, EYyipelaa
malaria: Nervous disordsra be6ilitv.
bll1ou1 c0mplAints and diseases Of the
~Se 0yA OsookA3 08xUs
Smoked beef tongues, picked tongues
and pickled pies fest, Just rsoeiysd at
PoEtman. Padden 4 Co.'S new sGore. .
Ladies' Clayton Broa. have lust ~
cetved 0ne limo Of white underwear.
Cali and examine.
The eelebRAAed OrUwn Cylindsr, Jour
nal and other lubrioasine oils 6 MAID
= Canpbeal'A
The Little Chief fnunin9 Min - M
squa. Fos sAle By Wald & CAmphell.
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call your attention to DR.. c. NJ. Miller.
ST.. who is the only physician. by this new
method Of treating disease Of the uterus,
who can cure You without the nsr of in
struments. He has cured me of retriever
sion Of long standing In forty days, and Of
nasal catarrh In fourteen days. 1 hone
those who desire their health by radi al
and quick cure will give him cali.
ELLA EMERSON,
WitneSs-Wm. Mclhuist.
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4 WosD 10 TUE Wmx-Pipse's oels-
DRAFTED MIX Broad has moro uutSimsnt
IN one pound than oommca hakariP
ossAd-vhtch b blown up to look ble-
hao II two. - n
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TO THE UNFORTUNATE


e93 kearney -
corner Of Comm
cial ST.. Fan tla1.
cisco. esta bhG1ee
in 1884 for the
treatment u e3
nal and. Sen!inA
Diseases such =
Gon0rrh0A 0ees
Strict 6ypan
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Mo- and pnpala1 munie iuse rsesived
- ". 4. G0ikk = Coa9 aal0-tS.
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HAVE yoa sAsonis dissasssi Go 70 D,
B1IHnR. TN H.
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The raila used on most railroads IN
this country are 80 feet in length md
the heaviest weigh 60 pounds 20 ~
yard. Several roads ARE nov intYuduoino
. raid 90 fest long, and ~ soon e ~
new mill q Chicago = fairly in opera.
ton. rails l.0 feet in length are % s.
manufactured anS tested On one OF tn
nQethveatesn roads. Rails become baS
tered At the joints long before the body
81 the rail h much worn. and il il IS.
heved that the wheels under the car,
will wear third longer on . l20-fool
rail. they being more worn in pounding
the ends Of the rails than in The aoeuaj
turning Of the wheel.
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10 the Public and to Suffering
Females.

consider 1t my duty to the human fam
lily to inform you that DR.. c. l.. Miller, ST..
has accomplished what sixteen of the best
physicians int California, Oregon and Wash
ington Territory have failed to do. have
suffered from chronic skin disease for forty
years. catarrh of the bladder twenty two
years, prolapsus uterus Tor falling Of the
womb twenty-five years. and congestion
Of the lungs eighteen years. When went
to DIR. Miller lcould only expand my chest
an eighth Of an inch. Now can expand
il three inches. and breathe free and easy.
also had nasal catarrh twenty nine years
DR.. Miller cured me Of all these diseases
in four months. consider myself fOrtu-
nate in having found q physician soskiiled
in the cure of chronic diseases. I wish the
suffering to note that it is generally under
stood that prOlapSus uteri or falling of the
womb cannot be cured. l say to you that
DIR. Miller can cure you without the use of
any instrument whatsoever, as he has
cured me and others. Your suffering can
be relieved at once. Throw away your
Pessarys; and go to him. and be again q
healthy and cheerful woman.
Again: hope and pray that DR.. Miller
will be spared for years as q monument Of
Gods blessing to the sick and suffering.
(Signed) CHRIsTENAH CAMPBELL.
SEATTLE. w. H. July 5th. 1892
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Ths eelcbsAted Oruun Cyliudef. JouF
nal and other lubrioatine oils 6 MAID
4 CAmpbelrA
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I hereby heartily thank DIR. Miller for
the valuable service he has rendered in
curing my wife. and also say that by the
use Of his Catarrh Specific l am rapidly
recovering from 30 years suffering from
nasal catarrh. and advise all who are suf-
fering from chronic catarrh to send for his
CATARRH SPECIFIC. and don't he hum
bugged by nostrums.
(Signed) d. II. CANPBELL.
SEATTLE. w. r.. July 9Th, ls52.
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Ladies' Clayton Bros. have lust 70.
cefved mo limo Of white uudorveaY
Call and examine.
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Smoked beef tongues. picked tccguss
and picked pies fest, just received at
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Personally appeared before me. q Notary
Public for King county. Washington Ter
known to ME to be the persons who signed
their names to the above for the purposes
above specified.
w. F. HALL.
Notary Public for King county w r
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MISCELLANEOUS.

THE REGENTS OF THE UNIvER-
L sity of Washington announce to the
people Of the Territory that their Uniyer-
sity win be reopened at Seattle on -
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24
VARIETIES.

-Bronsnose says Mrs. B. objects to his
playing rubber of whist because it is apt to
stretch so far into the night.
John Bunyan was travelling tinker, and
therefore always on foot. A bunion always
is on foot, you know.
lis your father Christian ?" said gen
tleman to little boy on one occasion. Eyes,
sir" said the little boy; but believe he has
not worked much at 1t lately"
"A Nevada girls love.letter; Dear jim.
my, it's all up. We amt going to get mar
ricd. Ma says you're too rough, and CESS
she's right. I'm sorry; but can't you go to
Europe and get filed DOWN."
When hen sits on an empty china egg,
you call it blind instinct. What do you call
it when girl sets her affections on an empty
headed noodle?
"A fair maiden's curiosity-"Now, do tell
me, Charley" said Miss Gigglegush, who was
spending the summer in the country, (which
cow is it that gives the ice cream? Pm just
dying to see her"
One ought to reverence his Bible, but
he ought to dc it intelligenty. A country
man who had two sons called them, so he
said, after the minor prophets, naming the
one Nimrod and the other Ramrod.
MIR. Lover tells good anecdote of an
1rishman giving the password at the battle
of Fontenoy, at the time the great SAKE was
Marshal.
The password is SAKE; now don't forget
il, said the Colonel to Pat
Sacks Faith and l will not. Wasn't my
father a miler?"
"Who goes there?' cried the sentinel, after
he arrived at the post
Pat looked as confidently as possible and
in sort of whispered howl, replied, "Bags
yer honorp
Many years ago, in Connecticut, certain
Justice was called upon to liberate worth.
less debtor, by receiving his oath that he
was not worth ivepounds. "Well, Johnny"
said the Justice, as he entered, "can you swear
that you are not worth five pounds, and
never will be?"
why" answered the other, rather cha
grinctl at the question, 81 can swear that
am not worth that amount, just at present"
"Well, WELL" returned the justice, ~ can
swear to the rest-so you can GO"
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Earmers' Column.
Speed the PIOtC."
Our Public ROadS.

MIR. EDITOR: | notice in your paper of the 81
an article from the Centreville ObSerrer in regard
10 n foads ana seemingly endorse it as
any thing to get out of the old system 'practised
In Hartford county would be good thing but
still think their system wrong. 1t places the
working of all the roads in one election district
In the hands of one man, and that Is wrong, no
matter how he gets his office, whether by the
vote of the people, appointed by the Commission
ers, or any other way, as 1t is utterly impossible
for any one man to work all the roads of one cleo
ton district and do Justice to them. Possibly he
might go over all the roads, making water
courses, make all the breaks necessary and in fact
do all the work needed. but then it would take
him all the summer season to do 1t, and all road
working, especially throwing dirt in the road,
making breaks, &C., should be:done'at least by the
LIST of June. But that is not what we need In this
county to have good roads. They must be con-
tnualy watched water courses opened out,
breaks cleaned, loose stone thrown out, and su
done by the farmer who lives along the road, or
at least can be done cheaper to the county than
any other way, and to have the best roads with
the least money ought to be the aim of all.
For example: piece of road from l. Scar
boro's TO the Pennsylvania line is and has been
for long time worked by Mr.. Enfield, and 1t Is
the one common remark show nice he keeps his
road :; and he does not spend much money on
the road, (Which is billy one and one liable to be
washed by heavy rains,l but 1t is done by his al
ways watching 1t, and doing what is needed In
in time. On the other side, roads In the same dis
not in nearly as good condition, because in some
cases the person who works the road lives three
miles off, and 1t is impossible for him to give 1t the
needed attention.
Another objection to the one man system is,
that the man appointed to work all the roads In
the district, does for the dollars and cents in It,
not that he has any particular pride in the roads
being good, while on the other hand the farmer,
whose farm is often valued by the condition of
the roads in the neghborhood is the one that is
most interested and is the one that will take the
most pains to keep the road in good condition.
Hoping the Commissioners of Hartford county
will soon take step in the right direction" and
give us some better plan than the one we now
have, and one that will give us better roads, am
yours, respectfully, q.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24
The Wrong Girl,

His name was Augustus Smythe; he was
clerk in dry-goods store, and didn't earn
| enough to starve decently on but with that
sublime assurance which distinguishes the
la-de-dah young man of the day, he was pay
ing attention to the prettest girl in Detroit
He managed, by not paying his washer wo-
man or tailor, to take her to operas and thea
tres, but as times were getting hard, he con-
cluded to marry her and save the expense OF
boarding. BY some processsof mental arith-
metic known to the genus, he decided that
what was not enough for one was enough for
two, and forthwith he concluded to pop
He knew that his persistent visits had kept
all other young men away, so he had no fears
of trial. When the time came and lac found
himself in the company of his Laura in her
papa's comfortable parlor, he leisurely seated
himself by her on the sofa, took her little
with, and said, in Il bronze voice;
"Dear Miss Laura, | have concluded to
marry"
Laura started as he intended she should
Then he resumed, grandiloquently: "Iwant
dear little girl about your size, with great
big heart, just like yours, to share my lot"
rs it on Jefferson Avenue?' murmured
Laura.
mo, dearest, it is on Croghan street but
what are localities to hearts that love want
a girl who is good.tempered, smart, economi-
cal, ard who loves Me Darling, doy know
of such Il one 7"
Laura family YES, oh yes, | am sure
do"
"One who would rather live with me in
poverty than dwell with some other man in
riches! Who would esteem it pleasure to
serve me, cook my meals, keep the house
tidy, and listen for my footsteps? Who would
rise early and sit up late for my sake?"
ooh, how beautiful" mumured Laura;
'iust like dear, self sacrificing manw
"DO you know such a one, my angcl?"
"Ies, do" responded Laura, fervently;
"but you must not call me your angel, for she
might not like it; she's in the kitchen now
washing the dishes, and she told mother she'd
just as leave get married this winter as live
out, ifshe only felt able to support Il husband.
She's just the girl you want, and she'll love
you within an inch of your life"
But Augustus Smythe had fled into the out
er darkness the too muchness ofthe occasion
overcame him like summer cloud.--D Detroit
Post and Tribune.
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Trout Breeding,

Any person in possession ola spring pro-
ducing supply through the year of from one
to one hundred square inches of pure water
may grow, with right appurtenances and re.
quisite knowledge and care, from G000 to
10000 trout in one year, worth, at present
prices for stocking ponds and streams, 800
per 1 900, or 800 to $4,000 to weigh pound
each, worth 81 per pound. The first thing
necessary in trout culture is the construction
of pond, which must be fed by pure spring
water, and must be kept clear and fresh
1t is essential tothe preservation of the trout
that the temperature of the water be preserved
at from 40to so degrees. The success attend
tina upon the culture of trout is instanced in
the establishments of Seth Green, Livingston
Stone, and other noted fish culturists, who
realize large profits from this source.-jSa
UOIld
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Mi,nickpd,

A correspondent of the London Spectator
tells an anecdote which exhibits Il dog as a
humorist and imitator:
A friend of ours and his wife spending a
musical evening with us, and an old, black,
English terrier, who belonged to the house,
had been in the drawingroom, which was
up stairs. The dog had been kindly noticed
by our friend, who was partially lame from
paralysis.
On leaving the drawing.room, the dog fol-
lowed him to the top of the staircase 1--WE,
with his wife, were waiting below in the hall, J
and with cooked tail and ears stood gravely
watching his slow, Iimping descent
When the invalid was nearly at the foot of
the stairs, the dog began to follow, lmping
on three legs (he was quite sound,) in humor-
Gus imitation of our poor afflicted friend and
this assumed lameness was gravely kept up,
till he arrived on the mat.
1t was impossible to repress smile, though
our politeness was at stake, and the uncon-
seriousness of our friend added to the difficult
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

SUDDEN CHANGE OF MIND.-"When we
are married, Lucy" said the poor mans son
to the rich mans daughter, "our honeymoon
shall bepssed abroad We will drive in the
Bots, promenade the Prada, gaze down into
the blue waters of the Adriatc from the
Ralto, and enjoy the Neapolitan sunsets,
strolling along the Chiaja." "How delicious"
she murmured, "but, John, dear, have you
money enough TO do all this, for pa says l
mustn't expect anything until he dies" Johns
countenance underwent such change that
she couldn't help asking ifhe felt sick mo,
darling" he answered, family, II am not sick
was only thinking that perhaps we had
better postpone the marriage until after the
funeral"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24
A SOrrOWf'ul Picture.

The well-known correspondent Edward
King, writing from Paris, tells of the recent
visit to that gay capital of the ex-Empress
Eugene. 1t is a sorrowful picture, and the
contrasts it suggests have touching pathos.
He says: "The white-haired old lady wrin-
killed. and worn, whom the passers in the Rue
Vivienne stared at the other day, was the
eX-Empress Eugene Most Parisians who
saw her thought there was something familiar
in her appearance, but could not remember
who she was. She visited shop in which
a great number of valuable objects of
art which once graccd the imperial palaces
were stored; she went through the garden of
the Tuilleries, and out to Fontainebleau,
she delighted to live with her SON. Those
who conversed with her say that she is COM
pletely broken in spirit, and that her life
seems burden to her."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24
The potato was discussed recently at the

The potato was discussed recently at the
Central New York Farmers Clnb. The fact
developed in the experience of farmers pres
ent was, that, though soil and season unques-
tionably have much to do with the flavor of
potatoes, the late potatoes retain their flavor
over winter and into spring better than early
sorts Prof. Roberts found that, under the
same conditions small potatoes for seed gave
the poorest result, the middle part of large
potatoes next the seed end next, and the
stem end the best. A whole large potato
with single eye is the best possible seed
More work is needed, but better crop Sc
cured, by cultivatins III rows or drills, rather
than in hills
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

Antonio Barbarigo stood before his bene.
factor, pale and trembling with joy"
Zone favor MORE" he said. "Who are
you"
"What does it matterr'
"What does it matter say you ?" cried the
gondolier.
Much, much to me! Tell me your name,
signor, that may love and honor it to the
last moment ofmy lfer
"Men call me Michael Angelo"
As to the crayon sketch ofthe miser's hand,
it was taken from Italy by soldier in Napo-
Icons army and placed in the Louvre. Dur
ing the invasion of 1914 it was unfortunately
lost, and, so far as can be ascertaned, has
never been recovered. The story of its pro-
duction, however, still fingers among the ira
ditiOns Of Venice
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Old Savings.

"a green winter makes fat grave yard"
"lf the grass grows green in Janiveer, it will
grow the worse for it all the year; ifJanivecr
calends be summerly gay, it will be wnterly
weather till calends of May" "a bushel of
March dust is worth kings ransom" "a
cold April the barn will fill" april and
May are the keys of the year" Look at
your corn in May, and you'll come sorrowing
away; look again in June, and youth come
singing in another tune" 1.-THE hind had as
lief see his wife on her bier as that Candle
mas day should be pleasant and clear" "Just
half of your hay should be remaining on
Candlemasday"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

"A parson was once speaking to farmer
as to the unfavorable rainy weather they were
having and saying that next Sunday he in
tended to use the prayer for fine weather.
"Eh, sir" said the farmer, "but if we do,
would We mind putin in word for the con.
tinuance of a few showers on the turnips at
the same time?N
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

Under Republican rule the state printing
of one session cost $4,000. Two years ago,
under Democratic rule, it was done for $685.
600, and this year the contrsct price is $685.
800, a reduction of $4,000. When the re-
cords are produced, Democratic rule, as
against Republican, commends itself to the
people Westminster Adoocate.
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2nctical.
THE .ESTIa EFEs.

Oh we are two Damsels 4Esthetic,
And for Color" and Tone" sympathetic
The traditional Cake
We most usually take,
And we also write Verse Antithetic
For each's an Esthetical Maiden,
And Mandle, Burne-Jonas, Seymour HAYDEN,
Rosetti and Wilde
Seem tame meek and mild
When at Poetry or Pottery we wade in.
We play on the Harp and Bassoon;
we can Rink, dance the Racquet and Spoon
But our taste is severe
And in naught we appear
But old Gold, Olive Green and Maroon
our kcnsington Stitch beats fence;
Ana our Fans, Flower-puinted, Immense;
While our work they call "Crewel"
Make many Duel
Mongst men who are Truly Intense
our Lilies are Languid and Faint:
Al sunilowers our Equals there amt:
ANA haphaels Cupids
Are fat little Stupids,
Compared to the Kind that we paint
For Cupids are always a Bother
To Girls that have no little Brother:
But when Models are Scarce
Almost Any will Pass.
SO we. turn in and paint One Another
Some think us "too Awfully Quite"
But indeed and indeed they're not right
Quite Awfully, Too"
We may be, II is true,
Whlch is Different you see, by Sight.
--Addm Clarke IN he JUtige
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

Wagons need to be painted every year,
especially the wheels, in which all the cracks
should be well filled with putty. Red lead
and boiled linseed-oil make good body paint
for the running-g gear of wagons. Another
good paint is asphalt varnish mixed with
oil. A dark reddish brown is good color for
wagon wheels as it is pretty near mud color
For finishing the wheels of a wagon the min
eral paints will be found durable and cheap.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

-Welchmen say it is easy enough to pro-
nounce the name of acknowledgements
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, the town at the end
of the Stephenson Britannia bridge across
the Menai Strait if you only say Thlanvire-
Observation-Disclosures
each of which ends with that melifluous
name
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

--"Can there be happiness where there is
no lover" solemny queries an author in
book on marriage. Not much happiness,
perhaps, but if the girl is awfully rich, there
can be lots of fun.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

Some believe that even this form of trial is
not perfectly free from prejudice. But in our
section, st. Jacobs Oil has been tried by that
great jury-the public-and been judged the
infallible cure for Rhumatism and all pain
full diseases
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

In boiling ham, if the ham is not re-
quired hot, let it get cold in the liquor in
which it has been boiled. If you place
boiled ham on dish to get cold, you will
find quantity of jelly has run out oft and
has got cold on thedish. 1t you let the ham
get cold in its liquor, this jelly will settle in
the ham, which will consequently be juicy
instead of dry, as is too often the case with
cold ham. Let the vessel in which it gets
cold be uncovered, and it is as well to take off
the scum when it is hot.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24
lSDnl.In. [ IliNl Mcrnl1 |

As an exhibition of the intrinsic worth of
st. Jacobs Oil, we think the case referred to,
that of Mrs. o. w. Hubbard, of this town.
cured of Sciatic Rhumatism of long standing
by the Oil, is certainly striking, and beyond all
doubt conclusive as to its efficacy. The
remedy has our Endorsement.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-02-24

Advice to the young. When you are
told a story my son, never remark: THAT
isn't the way heard it," etc. Don't you
know that stories are told to give pleasure to
the teller and not to the hearerg