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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27
Here we Have a Baby. 1t is com

Here we Have a Baby. 1t is com
posed of Bald Head and q Pair OF
Lungs. One of the Lungs takes q
Rest while the other runs the Shop.
One of Them is Always on Deck all
the Time. The Baby is a Bigger
man than his mother. He likes to
Walk around with his Father at
Night. The Father does most of
the Walking and all of the Swear
ing. Little Girls, you will Never
Know what it is to be Father.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27
Sail scattered nlentifullY on th

Salt scattered plentifully on tn.
platform Of bee stands, will drirV
ants away and prevent their disturb
ing the bees. Ant hills in the
apiary or near bee stands may be
destroyed by a plentiful Use of hot
water and sprinkling salt plentifully
upon the hills.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

Aqua ammonia, properly re
dueed and applied to the head two
or three times a week. win prevent
the hair from coming out, and will
not turn 1t grey. In many cases a
few applications will be enough.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

The New Haven Register says
that farmer, blowing in the Vel
lowstone valley recently, turned
up a nice silk dress pattern" Here is
a valuable hint for farmers. When
your wife asks for silk dress don't
get mad and talk abous mortgages
and the alms-house. Go to plow
inIr
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

We have again located ia Pulaski, I'M
der the New York Store, and are pro-
pared to do all manner of Dyeing and
Clothes neutrality-suspicious. fast
colOrs and perfect satisfaction. We
worked in Pulaski several months in
1880 and pleased our customers. Try
us again. We pleased Columbians for
two years. WARE & BoHEs.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

Student, fresh from college, to
conductor: 81 wish to get on the
penultimate car" Conductor: eve
have no peanut car; you can take
the smoker"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

Every three months the govern
ment sends William II. Vanderbilt
its check for 100000 to pay him in
terest on his untaxed bonds
50, 500, 600 per annum.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

"A north country fishwife went to
buy dress. a"None of your gaudy
colors for me-" she said at once to
the man at the counter; 'give me
slick red and waller. y
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

About so per cent Of the poor
mans blanket is tariff; the rest is
wool. As it is only the wool that
keeps him warm, his cry should
be for less tariff and more wool.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

Scientific and systematic effort
is being made to grow the Peruvian
bark in this country. ''rhe Peru
Wan bark" says an eminent sol
der of Chill, sis great deal worse
than his bite"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

Having been afflicted for ten years, at in
teTvals, with that distressing malady, tho
piles. and after many Intellectual tri als of the
remedies in common use, | commenced a
short time ago TO use your Pile Ointment. I
experienced immediate relief. From the re-
lief experienced in my case, well as from
the reputation so rapidly acquired by your
Ointment in this vicinity, have no hesita
ton IN expressing the opinion that it is the
NEST efficient remedy for piles ever invented.
o. a. BULL,
LAGRANGE Ga
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

Mr. D. if you'll get my coat
done by Saturday shall be forever
indebted to you eff that's your
game it won't be DONE" said the
tailor.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

NnI n Great chance to mako money.
AHt ~ Those who always take Ad-
HHhHH vantage Of the good chances
Hill IHaafor making money that are
UOAAObo fiered, general beco m e
wealthy, and those who do not improve such
chances remain IN poverty. We want many
In their own localities. Any one can do the
work properly from tho fret start. The bus
iness will pay more than ten times ordinary
wages. Expensive outfit furnished free No
one who engages fails TO make monsy rap
idly. You can devote your whole titnS TO the
work, or only your spare moments- Pull in
formation and all that IL needed sent free.
Address sTINSoN & CO., Portland, Maine.
jAnl2-ly.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27
Iemonette.

Pare and core some apples, and
boil till nearly tender, and of these
take one pound; to this add the
juice of rather more than half a
lemon, and the grated peel of a whole
one; sweeten to taste with powdered
loaf sugar, about one pound is usu-
ally sufficient; to this add the yelk
of eight eggs, and the whites of six
well beaten, three ounces of butter
liquid sufficiently to mix them with,
beat up all together; put into n pie
dish and bake for nearly an hour.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

A farmers wife who has success
fully tined the experiment,savs eggs
can he kept fresh from June TO Jan
uary, 10y packing them in common
coarse salt.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

All the creeds and all the guides
for living and doing can be safely
boiled down to this: Do your best.
That covers the whole ground
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

This is to certify that used Pryor:s ONT
ment ia case OF severe burn, and that in a
very few days it was entirely relieved Of all
Inflammation, and healed rapidly. After
the first application of the ointment, the pa
tient suffered no pain whatever.
K. j. MORGAN, LaGranoe. On.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27


that ensues when the delicate root
lets are SO deeply buried in the
earth. Placing fresh or green ma
nure in contact with the young
roots is another great error. The
place to put manure is on the sur
face, where the elements disints-
CRATE, dissolve and carry it down.
Numerous forms of fungi are gen
Grated and reproduced by the APP
plication of such manures directly
to the roots, and they Immediately
attack. 1t is very well to enrich
the soil at transplanting the tree.
but the manure, if to be in con-
tact with or very near the roots,
should be thoroughly decomposed.
= Southern CultiVator.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

BY the advice of Mr.. Wynn, used your
Pile Ointment on a servant girl who had
beer suffering for eight years with a most
aggravated case of piles. She improved from
the very fret days use of your Ointment, and
before using the box she W as entirely recov-
cred. G. W. FOSTER, Cusseta, Ala.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27

This is to certify that have used Pryor.
Pile Ointment, and say that il is, IN my
opinion, the best remedy for piles ever pre-
ssnted 20 the public. say this from a posi-
tive application of the remedy on my own
person. THOS. b. MORGAN,
Troup County, Ga.
For sale by all dealers in medicine Price,
FIFTY CENTS PER BOX. Sent by mail on
receipt of price.
DIR. J. BRADFIELD,
unzz-lm-5. Atlanta, Ga.
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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-07-27
COTTON STOR4GE

I LIBERAL CASH Advances on all cotton
u stored with us. Full insurance guarsn-
toei. Protect your cotton FROM weather and
accident. Charges nominal
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The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
Are Women Better Dressed than Men ?

One of the signs of advanced ciyiliza-
ton is discomfort in dress; the further
any nation advances in civilization, the
more she tortures her subjects, and.
strangely enough, the infliction falls
upon the so-called upper class. The
educated class, the members of the
liberal professions, the denizens of the
city, the merchant and his clerks, suffer
more than the poor laborer from heat If
not from cold. AS between the sexes
there Is little difference in this respect.
Civilization even extends its cruel hand
over the babe in its cradle, and would
aillict the dead if they had any feelings
left. . 49,. ~.
Science has investigated the absorbent
and radiant powers of different fibers
ana different colors, out man, in his
wisdom, disregards this, and prefers
the worst instead of the best. Woman
may expose her brain to the direct rays
of the sun by wearing o small, useless
| bonnet, but fashion compels her to carry
u parasol to compensate for it. On the
other hand, fashion, not so cruel as she
is painted, is equally in favor of large
hats with useful brims. Not so with
man. Broad brims are tabooed, aud
parasols are not permissible. With re-
! gard to the neck, man has no choice; q
collar he must wear, and one fitting
close to the neck and reinforced by 4
cravat or tie. TO woman alone is
granted the comfort of low-necked,
half-low, hearL-shaped Or loose fitting
collars. The body, or trunk,is no better
off. Man must wear stiff white shirt,
a vest, and o lined and padded coat.
Woman needs wear but one (visible)
garment, which may be made as light
and thin as possible without being trans
parent. 1t is even doubtful whether the
tightly drawn corset, that object of uni
versal use which is SO violently de-
nounced by the opposite sex, causes
moro discomfort than the numerous
articles with which man surrounds him
selt; for Psychologists have learned that
woman can breathe with the upper part
of the lungs (thoracc breathing), and
therefore suffers less from tight-lacing
than man. AS regards the arm, matters
are pretty evenly balanced, with the
odds in favor of woman, who may
shorten her sleeves aS much as she
pleases, and in no case wears more than
one lonG-slecvcd garment, where man
wears three. Cuffs she may dispense
with, but he can not. Her sleeves need
not be lined; his mnst, unloIs of very
thick material -B1St0n J0urnaI OF
Chemistry.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
EynpOrnting Frnit With Profit.

Fruit growers who contemplate put
ting up expensive cvaporators and car
! rying or the evaporation of fruit on a
large scale are advised by one who has
| had an extended experience in the busi-
ness. He says that in order to insure
protltab.e results one should not only
have large orchard of his own, say
one thousand trees or more, but OUGHT
to be in q nciThborhood where there
are many large orchards and fruit to be
had at low rates. This cXperinced cor
respondent estimates that one bushel of
apples makes about five or six pounds
nt dried fruit. He allows eight or ten
persons to run one evaporation, and, as
TO the profits, adds ten cents per bushel
tor preparing and drying the apples to
me cost Of the fruit and he has the
profits rs. for instance: Say the apples
are fifteen cents per bushel and the cost
OF preparing and drying ten cents,
making twenty-five cents. I he amount
OF eVarO atcd fruit from one brShcl OF
apples is, say five and onc-half pounds
ut, perhaps, eight cents per pound, Civ
ing proHt Of twelve and Il halt cents
per buHhel. OF course # the skins and
cores are converted into Jelly or vinegar
IL would add three cents per bushcl to the
profits. ~ }. IF01hi.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12

A late decision Of the Court of Ap-
peals of New York is Of considerable
interest to travellers. \ Mr.. Auprbach,
of New York, bought y coupon ticket to
New York, the last coupon of which
covered the distance between Buffalo
and New York. The condition printed
upon the ticket WAS, that tho holder
should use it on or before Sept. 26, 1877.
1t so happened that he made stops ON
the way, and on the afternoon of the
Goth was at Rochester. He then took
the Central & Hudson River Road for
New York. Until midnight was fairly
past the ticket was accepted and
punched by the conductor, but before
the morning of the 9th had fully
dawned that official declared the ticket
'spent," and from Hudson down to
New York demanded fare in cash. Mr.
Auerbach refused to pay, and the con-
ductOr, as conductors may when pas
scngers without lawful excuse refuse to
pay fare, put him off the train, to walk
He naturally sued for damages, claim
ing that if he began his journey before
the end of the last day allowed him, he
had the right to finish it, no matter
though it might run into the day fol-
lowing. And the Court of Appeals sus-
tanned his claim. They say in effect ::
This passenger was to "use his ticket
on or before Sept. 26.' Well, he did
use it on the afternoon OF the 2Gth when
he offered it to the conductor in pay
mcnt for vide to New York, and the
conductor punched it. AZ that moment
it performed it, Office. 10 be sure il
was left in Aurbach'S hands (or hat
band), but this was not by any demand
of his, but for the conductors con-
venience, as showing that fare for that
man had been paid. After punching it
was q used ticket.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
The Atlanta Marital Association.
SIOH Per Week BENEFITS.

We see that the above new Marital
Association has been organized in At
I'nta on the weekly plan, and it seems
to be brought down to a more solid ba.
ais than any we have heretofore noticed.
1t is under the management of men who
stand we'll at home, both in a business
and social point of view. If the princi-
pie will work out, and it looks feasible
thes gentlemen will work it out, and
you may depend upon their honesty in
administering it's affairs. Any young man
or woman who intends to marry within
from two to forty weeks can make q
good investment by becoming mem-
Der of this Association. You may in
sure for from $4,000 to $4,000 and re.
ceive $2l00 per week on the SO, 900 or
$105 per week on $4,000. Send postal
card for circulars and full information,
The officers are: @. r. Br0ckett, Pres.
dent; Ed @. Peters, Treasurer; w. H
Wimberly, Secretary J. G. Zachry, lie.
gal Advisor. Address, w. II. Wimber.
ly, Secretary, Lock Box No, l59, Allan.
ia, Georgia,
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
Goldfish Curing and Marketing.

To cure Goldfish we'll requires caro-
and experiences; and unless done we'll
all the fishers toll may go for little.
The cod is usually passed to q gang OF
four men. One rips up the fish, e
second takes out the entrail5 and cuts
Off the head, n third usually the best
man of the lot-by deIt movement
cuts out the backbone. II fourth spreads
on the salt and lays the fish in pile.
Then the heap of cod arc distributed on
the flakes, or tir-strcwn platforms,
reared along the shores. Everywhere
in tho neighbcrhood Of the unnumbered
fishing villages these broad plato ms
appear, now perched iii cleft of tie
rocks, now rising In tiers, but ALWAYS
placed near the sea, in which the O!Ial
is dropped. During the curing. VIII CHI
lasts two or three weeks, the fish must
be watched carefully. ii left too long
on one side, they become "oTer-sa!ted."
The sun in that case draws the salt to
one side, leaving the other soft or rank.
and the fish is almost unstable. Then
they must be heaped up ut night, Gov
cred with canvas or oil-clO b against
rain. and tended almost as sedulously
as bnb, g. When ready for market they
are sold TO the wholesale dealers, bring
ing at st. Johns. during scarce season
hke the present, only five cents q pound.
Newfoundland finds her chief market
in Roman Catholic countries, where the
fish are consumed during Lent. Lately,
however, the Norwegians have become
hot rivals of the Observation-Disclosures in
the European markets. American
housewives may be glad to know that
the local tests of good salt goldfish are
a surface hard and we'll dried on both
sides, white flesh. and an absence OF
salty crystallizations. Efforts thus far
to utilize us compost the thousands O!
tons of otlal annually wasted have
failed, and the same is substantially
true of attempts to preserve the delicate
caplin in some permanent edible form.
st. JOh2LS (N ~ Cor " Y
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12

"A young woman was recently ~
rested In New York who has led a y"st "s
sdventurous life. In January last JS. shH
was found at Hoboken almost froZon 9uo no
deaGh in the snow. From there she woNt ~
TO Brooklyn and attempted suicide TrU h,,
jumping into the Gowanus Canal SHe
was next found on West street. Nn%
York, where she was suffering from tho
effects Of dose of oxalic acid Wr;tero
OF the modern sensational dramst;c
school would do well to take note Of this
case, and work it up with a few penny.
awful accessories into first. class i've
act and seventeen-tableaux melodrama.
--ChTistiGa Union. "'
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
now DO TIE WRINKLES GOMEZ

Little Bo Peep climbs onto my knee
Little 10 Peep IS four years old,
Aud what her blt Ght blue eyoS don't SEQ
Would need microscope to behold.
She pulls my beard-that's one OF her tasks;
She poEes my cheeks with her little fat
thumb;
Thon, gazing straight in my face, She asks:
"Whas 10 tt that makes the wrinkles come"
All, little Bo Peep, you can not guess
How hard is the question you thus pro.
1t calls for greater wisdom (orless)
Than ever philosopher yet has found
There was a time, my little 30 Peep,
When my face was as smooth as yours Is
now,
When never line or wrinkle deep
Had left Its imprint on my brow.
A time when woke from balmy sleep
To tnd life always q glad surprise:
When ! laughed as you laugh, my little no
And looked on the world with the sumo
bluc eyes.
Alb, we'll laughed and loved and grew old,
Working away at life's hard sum,
And half was dross that dreamed was gold,
And so the wrinkles began to comet
Yes, that Is the way, my little Bo Peep
As near rs can tell you now
That is the way the burrows deep,
Ono by ono, crcpt over my brow.
When saw the glad, bright dream Of youth,
Like the rose of summer wither away:
When l learned how the fragrant tiower Of
Truth
By the thistle of Falsehood was strangled
one day;
When the faith placed in man was returned
BY mans ingratitude, blGcIer than night;
When the hard and bitter truth had been
learned
That might, in this world, too often makes
right;
Whom saw the good bornc down and op-
pressed,
The wicked triumphant in their shame,
The Samaritan scorncd unu tho PhariseC
hlcSsed-
Then. little 30 Peep. the wrinkles came.
But may you in the sunshine ovor bnsk
So that when the years shall have made you
gray,
Some 30 Peep gazin; at you shall ask:
What is It, that keeps the wrinkles awny2
Marc Cook.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
A Clerical Error.

Rev: Whangdoodle Baxter, colored
met with lively accident last week
An able-bodied negro called on tn,
pastor at his residence, and asked TO,
; private consultation, which was
granted.
Does yer remember eber ter nab
seed me before?"
81 believes / performed dc marriage
ceremony on you about six mumfs ago. -
"Jess so; I'm de berry one you mar
rled to yaller CONAN. An does Won
dlsremember didn't settle wild YER at
de timep tole yer I would wait, an
see how de gal turned out"
Kew. Whangdoodle Baxter was hope
ful OF getting at least five dollars.
Well. has come ter settle wild you. -
continued the husband.
Whangdoodle held out his hand. and
ne SAID he would take anything that was
given him. '''''' 10
reckon you will hab ter take what
glos you, an hain't gwino ter koon
you waitin'," and, reachino ont tbo
prompt payer hit Whangdoodle in tho
eye, humping his head hard against tho
wall behind him. "Dat or CONAN Won
married me to hab done" (whocI,i
whackD "run off wid-take dat 0ift-
ing him from the ground on the toe of his
booO "dOne run off wild anudder man
OATS de kind OBJ work you does for a,
man, when he asks yer to tie de knot
l'll teach yer to lam yer trade" OKickl
whack! bangD
The betrayed husband kept up that
kind Of gymnastic exercise for twenty
minutes. and by every whack and kick
he enumerated what he had lost.
She has done blasted my life, an
stole my dollar razor strap-take dat.
Dem las three kicks was TO pay for nv
stOvepipe hat what cost me four dollars.
%nst Hn"t cant 2",, be found, and ESQ gwino ter
busto buSt your nose to make up for my
ouSted heart. Mex time YOU will tie
| (Whack.)
He was finally dragged away from tho
wrecked pastor, and now the next sot-
tement he will have to make win he
with the recorder, who probably under.
SVands his business better than the nm
fortunate preacher did his.--7ems sir.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1882-10-12
Fighting Trlfles-Three Short StorIes,

What world of trouble, time, ant
nerve irritation would be saved if bows
and mon too, would never mind trifina
annoyances. Only the other day we
overheard one boy telling another what
third boy had said about him. and urp-
ing him to click him." "Oh." the
second boy. "'tisn't worth mindine. He
knows 1t amt 80, and won't stoop to his
level by taking any notice of it." We
inwardly thought, "that's a very wise
head on young shoulders.
1t reminded US of two men. one of
whom started on foot journey of 100
miles or so. Two days later the other
man started on the same road, and on
the fourth day overlook the first one.
The latter remarked:
This is the worst and slowest road
ever travelled. There is the greatest
lot Of snarling, barking little DOGS T ever
saw, and it has taken half nv time to
drive them off,"
"'Why," said the second man, "I
didn't pay any attention 70 them but
came right along as if they weren't
there Half the time of many bows
ana men IS wasted in fighting trihes,
veteran Circuit Judge was always
sure OF meeting some cutting or sneer-
h8 remarks from self-conceited LAWYER
"hen he came to a certain town in his
rounds. This was repeated one day at
gunner, when gentleman present said:
s2Hudge; why don't you squelch that
Inc Judge dropped his knife and fork,
anu anu Pieclng his chin upon his hands,
anu anu, MS elbows upon the table, re.
Up IN our town a widow woman has
yallur dog that, Whenever the moon
shlneS' goes out upon tho stoop and
SSIk::' and barks away ut it all nigh"
ioHopping short, he quietly resumed cat
ms. Alter waiting some time, it was
anJ "Skea a. Well, Judge, what of the dog
49, ~nu t'ie noon = Oh, the moon kept
T,g." ky. on ne said.--AmeTican AgriouI