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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
Liked Good COMPANY.

"May open the window for you, miss?',
politely inquired u gentleman of d young lady
on the Northern Pacific road, US he saw her
tugging ut Il sash that had not yet recovered
from the preceding winter.
She glared at him a moment, and gave
reluctant consent.
"Folks can't be too careful who they speak
to or accept favors frOm,' she remarked, aft
er a long pause.
"rhat is very true, )" replied the gentleman,
quietly.
Are you Boston drummer?, she in
quired.
mo, am not" he answered.
"a hotel clerk?'
''No, not Il hotel clerk"
Ppm glad of that" said she. 81 never let
drummer or hotel clerk speak to me. May
be you're an actor?'
"No, nor an actor"
n "That's first classic she exclaimed, show
ing her dimples and becoming more and
more confidential. "If an actor should speak
to me, I'd die. What is your business?''
Ppm barkeeper, and Pm travelling West
to get a Territorial divorce from my wife,"
explained the gentleman.
"Oh, Pm so glad." gigglcd the girl. "Reach
down my sachel; there's bottle of whisky
and pack of cards in it, I'll play you an
odd game of California Jack for So Il corner!
like to meet gentlemen, and / know 'em
when see 'em. Ask that bald -headed duff
fer acrosss there if he's got Il corkscrew, will
yOlly'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

Barnes, the Kentucky evangelist,
believes in the entire efficacy of repen-
tance. In recent exhortation he
said: ga man can confess Jesus better
when drunk than when he is sober, for
he can just come and throw himself
Timber, like rag, in the arms of Jesus.
Suppose a man comes here Timber
drunk and confesses Christ, aud then
goes out and puts another quart OF
whisky under his belt, and, going
home, he falls off his horse and breaks
his neck, that man will go straight to
heaven, as sure as sure as God is God;
and if he don't [ would be willing to &c
to hell for him."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

Along the lonely mountain road
He urged his unambitious nag,
That little rocked Of flies or goad,
And dreamed it luxury to lag.
"Git up now, Jake! bestir, l say!
Your bony back is killing mel"
But still old Jake bedulled the way,
And moved along unwillingly.
Drear night came on; now at the inn
Our rider said he'd have "a meal.
The mantelpiece was put i'm trim,
And memory whispered, "Time will
heal" Courier Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
IRONTON, MO-, THURSDAY. AUGUST 3, 1882.
theme, he may turn his hobby into a
eayy CHARGER

If T. G. wants to rake up bygones
and go into the revenge business, as
Shelley seemed inclined to do at Chi.
cago, he will do more harm than
good. There is no end to elimination
and recrimination. There is no doubt
but England has been guilty of brutal
conquest and misrule in Ireland, just
as British greed and brutality drove
poor Lo from the farm or land. T. G.
has invested in land in Iron county;
but this generation cannot afford to
right the wrongs of past generations;
it is all that we ought to do to look aft
er ourselves and our children, and we
can do this best by letting by-gones be
by-gones.
Agrarian I am not, at least not in
the sense that Webster defines that
word. Our present system is worse
than agrarian in the most communist
ic sense; for it does not pretend to make
an equal distribution of the products
or results of human labor, but takes
from those who do work and gives to
those who do not; for the ownership of
land, the source Of all wealth, produc-
es nothing. Yet from labor, the agent
of all production, everything but q hard
living is taken, and the lions share
given to nonproductive ownership. If
this is not asrarian it is something
worse. Yet this is the one side, or
issue, of the Irish question, and T. G.
should not jump into mares nest be-
cause said the Irish question was one
sided instead of many sided, as he as
serted. If T. G. has no hobby he had
better hunt one up and straddle it, for
Ireland needs saving from her friends
rather than her foes, when they lack
in unity and concentration.
Narrow the issues down: A thousand
evils may flow from a single source, or
a long snake creep through small holes.
Settle this land question, beginning
here where you can begin easiest, and
you estop or eliminate your Irish ques-
ton, your tariff question, labor ques-
ton, liquor question, and the Lord
knows how many other questions.
We have league meetings here on
Sundays in the open air, French fash
ion; and two weeks ago yesterday I
had the privilege, by special invitation,
OF addressing large number of T. C.'s
countrymen; and from the enthusiastic
endorsement my remarks received, I
thought / had straddled stout hobby.
In two weeks have another opportun-
ity; and If any one can defend rent or
usury of land or money, will guaran-
tee them a fair hearing, and will give
them an honest but earnest galloping
over. We don't want any old and
doubtful history, but we want to make
some new.
Before mailing this T. C.'s second
lesson came to hand, but I shall for
bear remarks until he show how the
abolition of landlordism means agrari-
anism. w. G..
MURRAYvILLE, ILL.,, July 16, 's1.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

The IRON COUNTY REGISTER is now fif-
teen years old, and its editor says he doesn't
AXE to aspire higher than pleasing his pat
rons, and is so decrepid with age that he ac-
tually hasn't the physical strength to re fuse
something" in celebration of the event.
Ihat paper has our best wishes that It Will
continue to travel its onward path to the ce-
lestial stars of ofjournalism, tor-No REGISTER,
no Ironton. No Ironton-and what in dick
ems would become of all the pretty girls that
are REGISTERED there!-Centre0tIe Oat-
look.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

Senator Vests stinging comments
on the course of certain Mississippi val
ley Congressman in opposition to Mis-
sissippi improvements, appear to have
gone home. There was a tendency
the other day to make personal expla-
nations, a tendency which would
scarcely have been shown had the
Senator's charges been groundless.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
societies..

INDIAN CRATER. No II, r. A.. meets on
on the First and Third Tuesdays i'm every month,
at o'clock p VI, in the Masonic Hall, IrOnton
STARoFTHR WEST LoDGF No. 133. A. F & A.
NJ. meets in Masonic Hall Ironton. on the Satur-
DAY of or preceding the full moon i'm each month.
Mosaic LoBeE No. 35l, F tS A. NJ. meets
in the Masonic Hiatt. Cross Roads, the Satur-
say Of or preceding the full moon in each month
IRoSTON ENCAMPMENr No, 90 o. q. F.,
meets in the Odd Fellows Hall, Ironton, on the
Eirst and Third Thursdays of every month.
IRON Lodge No. i07 T. o. O F. meets every
Monday evening, at ats Hall in Ironton.
PHGBK LODGE No :30 10 OF, meets every
Yhursday evening, in Masonic Hall, Cross Roads.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
VOLUME XVI.
Omcial Directory.

MARTIN L. CIARDY, VI. c., Tenth District,
Pennington
BERNARD ZwARr, U. s. Commissioner, East
ern District of Missouri, Ironton.
IHoS. MABREY. State Senator of oath Dis
trct, Doniphan.
JNo. L. TuoMAs, Judge Goth Circuit, De
soto.
WILL r. EDGAR, Prosecuting Attorney,
Ironton.
]. W. BERGMAN, Representative, Arcadia.
FRANZ DINGER, Presiding Judge, Ironton ::
DAVID III. PALMER, Belleview, and os G CLARK
son, Annapolis, Associate Judges.
JOHN. F. T. EDWARDS, Judge Of Probate
Court, lronton.
w. A. FLETCHER, Sheriff, Ironton.
JAMES BUFoRD, Collector, Ironton.
JOSEPH HUFF Clerk Circuit Court, Ironton.
q. b. NALL Clerk County Court, I-onton.
l g. WHIrwoRTH, Treasurer, Ironton.
WM. E. BELL, Assessor, Belleview.
JACOB T. AXE, Public Administrator, Iron
ton.
J. GRANDHoMMR, Coroner, Ironton.
y. &. GRIFFITU County School Commis-
siener for Iron county, Missouri, Ironton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

The chiefs of the Caughnawaga In
dians, in Canada, are demonstrating
their civilization by suing the Montre-
al Seminary to recover $4,000 loaned
it from the sale of salt lands forty years
ago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

The male inhabitants Of New South
Wales appear to be in a sad condition.
a number of them fin it to be physi-
cally impossible to procure wives. Ac-
cording to a report recently issued on
the population of the colony, no less
than 10000 women are required to
equalize the sexes. The other Austral-
ian colonies require about the same
number in proportion to their popula-
ton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

The Republicans of the Thirteenth
District have nominated Col. w. F.
Cloud, of Jasper county, for Congress,
against the Greenback nominee, Hon.
Ira F. Hazeltine. This is the reward
which the latter gets tor the service he
rendered the Republicans in Congress.
In the triangular fight now inaugural
ed the Democrats have at least an equal
oh annn
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

Tn ortler to save time and accommo-
date license issued from the wrong
county, couple were married, the
other day, on a Chicago and Alton
train in motion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

DREAMS ,-ORGANs!- !-Snath Anaer,can Or
gdns, for sweetness of tone, reign supreme
over all others. CIV. HANDLEY u CO.,
Cor. 10th 81 Olive Sts., st. Louis
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

CIRCUIT CoURT Is held on the Fourth Mon
day in October and April.
COUNTY Court convenes on the First Nom
day Of March, June, September and December.
PROBATE COURT is held on the First Monday
N February, May, August and November.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
Churches.

SERVICES at the BE- .'rSt Church IN Ironton
the sni Sahheth in each mouth, at IL O'Clock
and 7 30 O'Clock p. NJ. PRAYER meeting every
Tu esdry evening. GEORGE BOULSiIER, Pastor =.
Mass every Sunday at o'clock A. NJ. in the
Chapel of the Arcadia College. Evening instruc-
tion, followed by B..uedction of The Blessed Sac
at clock. At Pilot Knob Catholic
Church Mass i'd celebrated every Sunday morning
at 10 O'Clock.
NJ r. CHURCH, Cor. R"vnolds and Mountain
Streets Ironton VI BELL, Pastor. Residence:
Jronton, Mo. Services, second and Fourth Sum-
siSys in each month Sabbath School every Sum-
day morning. at o. clock. Prayer Meeting every
Thursday evening, At O'Clock.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-11-30
PILES.

Piles are frequently preceded by sense
of weight in the back, loins and lower part
of the abdomen, causing the patient 10 sup
pose he has some affection OF the kidneys or
neighboring organs At times. symptoms OF
indigestion are present, as fatnlencv, un-
easiness oi the stomach. etc. A moisture,
like perspiration, producing a very disagree
able itching, particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed, ~ very common attend
ant. Internal, External and Itching Piles
yield At once to the application OF DR.. Boz
sanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly
upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tu-
mors, allymg the intense itching, and effect
ing permanent cure where all other rpme-
dies have failed. Do not delay until the
drain on the system produces permanent
disability, but try it and be curef. Price,
so cents. Ask yonr druggist for it, and
when you can not obtain il OF him, we VIII
send II prepaid, on receipt of price. Ad-
dress The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co., Pique,
Ohio Sold by r. S fireman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-11-30

A. II. Lord, of River Falls. was in
town few days ago.
Thanksgiving was celebrated here
by shooting match and dance.
Will Darlington and Krist. Thomp-
son killed anice large deer few days
ago.
Lnsk & Crane are fitting up the cd
Youmas shop where tue ring of anvils
is heard early and late.
Homer Brown may now be found up
stairs iii Lusk C Clane's shop, where
he does general repairing.
We understand that j. f. Harris.
formerly Betcher's engineer, has Sc
cured posi- ion as boiler maker ia
the Red Wing Iron Works.
That part of the roal forming the
dam in front of the factory, is being
thoroughly repaired, Mr.. Betcher hay
ing concentrated his whole force upon
IT,
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Kisl,xickfnssie,


Mr.. c. E. Weston is expected home
this week.
Mr.. NJ. w. Wilson is attending court
at Hudson.
Mrs. c. f. Weston returned home
last Saturday.
Hal. Wilson caught a wolf one eN-
ening last week.
+. NJ. Nye made brief call to this
burg last Sabbath.
Harvey and Ed. Foliansbee recently
trapped two wild cats.
Miss Louia Burr commenced her
winter term of school in the stone
school house last Monday.
Miss Carrie Williams has gone to
Red Wing to attend school. She will
stop with her brother, Geo. Williams,
who resides there.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. P. Whitcomb took
advantage Of The low rates, and are
making short visit TO their daugh-
ter, who lives in Sioux Falls, Dakota.
Our open Lodge was grand sue
cess, everything passing off better
than expected. There were about
.wo hundred present, and all seemed
| to enjoy themselves heai tily.
Mrs. l.. F. Fuller left for st. Paul
last Monday, where she will join her
brother and his wife, and the three
will continue their journey TO Cresco.
Iowa. where they will spend Thanks
giving with their sister, Mrs. Rose.
rhey will probably remain week OF
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-11-30

MAHoxE and Riddleberger, the two
Readjuster Senators from Virginia.
will hold the balance of power in tine
United States Senate, and being en-
tirely independent are in Il position to
make their own terms in whatever
trades they may choose to become
parties. They will be likely to view
the political situation of the country
through their own spectacles. and for
whatever political favors they ask
they are prepared to pay promptly.
Anything they may owe the admins
tration will be paid as the bills are
sent in. but it now looks as though the
account will be about even when the
balance-Sheet is struck, as a number
of removals have recently been made
in the Departments at Washington to
make room for Mahoneites, upon the
imperative demand of the great Read
ulster boss. The Senatorial term OF
the present presiding officer of the
Senate will expire with the present
Congress and it is not at. all improba-
BILE that Malone will force his own
election to this position with view OF
the possibility of his becoming Presi'
dent. The "balance OF power" when
held or controlled by single iRdi-
vidual is big thing and offers excel
lent opportunities for securing polit-
ical advancement--honestly or other
wies.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-11-30

IT is a fact worthy of note and of
considerable significance that the more
shrewd Democrats of the country re-
gard the result of the recent elections
more in the light of simply Republic
can defeat than as Democratic victO-
nv. They are frank enough to admit
that their success was due, not to the
support of any principle involved, but
to the aid of those Republicans who
deliberately absented themselves from
the polls on election day, or, going.
voted the straight Democratic ticket
out of sheer disgust for those Republi-
can leaders who were doing all in their
power to subordinate the interests of
the party to their own selfish ends. In
speaking of the result, Governor-elect
Pattison, of Pennsylvania, says that
the people are demanding good gov
eminent, and that if the Democrats
give them the administration they de-
mand they will probably sustain their
success. Other prominent Democrats
admit that their party is now on pro-
baton only and that its future success
depends upon it's ability to meet the
Just demands of the people for bet
ter administration of governmental
affairs.
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Clifton.
Thanksgiving to-day.

Thanksgiving to-day.
Mrs. Schofield has returned from Ia.
John Walters is down from Mime.
sofa.
Subscribe for the JOURNAL and be
happy.
Fox hunting is common amuse
ment just at present.
The occasional jingle of the sleigh
bells betoken winter.
| II. B. IIiekok and JOAN Copley have
gone to New York on visit.
John Hutchins was here the first of
the week OH Il business visit.
John Bascom is at home. He has
passed the summer in ID .kota.
The ex-Lodge at Glenwild has All
organ anu some other prop rty yet on
its hands.
The bold hunters returned home
last week. They did hot cause
!. glut of venison AMI bear meat in the
market.
The constitution and by-ltws OF the
new Library Association will be rea y
for ratification or reJection--Satur-
day night.
Some of the schools of this vi unity
will close for the week on Wednesday.
The pedagogues want to recover from,
their Thanksgiving surfeit before reg
ular business.
Beverly, son of J. S. White, has
been In town taking orders for com
pendulum of penmanship. Judgin,
from the hieroglyphies created h.,
some of our schoo:masters it might b,
advisable for them to invest in v,orL
of that kind. Bet the JOURNAL will
say Amen TO this assertion.
We had the pleasure, last week, OF
meeting Il. b. kimball whom we har
not seen for several years. At the
time that Mr.. X. was running the old
Prescott Clarion his Office was sor,
of rendezvous for the schoolmasters
of the vicinity, and the boys have al.
ways evinced an earnest interest il
his welfare ever since.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-11-30

GEN. J. =. WEAVER and Hon. E. II.
Gillett, the well-known Greenbacb pol.
iticians, have bought the Iowa State
Tribune. 1t is rumored that the pa.
per, under their control, will advocate
the formation of a new political or
ganization. having anti-mOnopoly for
its most conspicuous principle. Be-
fore many more years shall have
elapsed this principle must become
a leading one in the creed of some
strong and vigorous political party.
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Attachment Notice.


Pierce County,
rs sst. Ct 6 V %sson aSsh In d ;asos
To 9 s. Fowler and A. d. Hendricks, OF the
firm OF Fowler aud Hendricks:
You a 4 each of You are hereby notified
that warrant OF atiaehment has been issued
against you, and your property attached to
ga isiy the demand OF Davis Sewing Machine
Company, amounting TO one hundred and
thirty -ioRr and 5-l00 dollars Now, unless
yen shalt appear beioreJ Butcher, Justice
Il the Peace In and for said county, at his Of
flee in said town, on the 9th day of Deem
iler, A. d. 1882. al ten O'Clock IN the tore
noon, Judgment will be rendered against you,
and your property sold to pay the debt
Dated this 9th day of November, A ID 1882.
DAVIS SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
Plaintiff
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junction NIL lis.
EXCHANGE OF CRISIS.

EXCHANGE OF WRISTS.
We call the specia attention of
armers, as well as the local trade, to
,ur improved straight 6 rade of flour.
We claim far better faci lities for man.
fracture til an other mills in this VI
;Inity affo rd. We sort out all the
weak STAR Thy eli .ment and impurities
into two lower grades, leaving a high
grade st raight hat is in fact almost a
al. patent -four. Being strong.
l-seiy. gIutinop IS flour it is more
wholesome than where the starch and
Impurities are OF taken out, and Will
yield more brea d. We ask only one
rial, and will schange on the sam,
basis as other mi Hers.
F,.I sEMAN & JACKSON.
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THE INDEPENDENT,

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ALL priests, bishops and councillors
in the Mormon Church are now re-
quired to have more than one wife
Those in authority have decreed that
those who preach polygamy must prac-
tIce it. Any who refuse to meet this
lately promulgated requirement are
given the grand bounce unless they
tender their designations and drop in
to the ranks. This does not look as
though the Mormon leaders propose
to allow the Edmunds law to interfere
very much with their domestic ar
rangements.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-11-30

GEN. CHALMERS, the herO(D of Fort
Pillow and a champion of counting
out frauds, now knows how it is him
self. Two years ago his opponent fol-
Congressional honors was counted out.
contested the election of Chalmers and
was given a seat in the Attn Congress.
This year, Chalmers was counted out
and will do the contesting.