Smyrna times., 1882-06-07
All Sorts From All Sources.
Summer is coming in sections.

dress better than white workingmen.
Rats are the most frequent and
steady travellers between this country
and Europe.
A tornado in the vicinity of Ashfield,
Mass, on Sunday night wrecked a
dozen barns.
little creatures are all the style and
very becoming.
A boys definition of the onion: The /
Vegetable that when you eat it makes
other folks sick. /
A total abstinence cut-throat is het-
ter appreciated in Missouri than an
honest drunkard.
1t is now said that the wealth of the
late Moses Taylor, Of New York,
aggregates $5O,O00,00O.
The Rev. p. S. Henson says: "An |
newspapers, except religious ones,
should be suppressed"
Arab Bey seems determined to
become the Don Cameron of Egypt.
He has got the business men scared
The most marked feature of May has
been the upward tendency of beef and
potatoes and the downward tendency
of rain.
No man, no paper, no compOsitor,
no proof-reader is perfect. Nothing
save cOngenial couples first baby is
/ perfect.
Thursday, at Lansing, Michigan. one
of the employees of Forepaugh's circus
was badly bitten by Il lion Will" in the
animals cage.
There are said to be million and
a-half acres of winter wheat four feet
high in Kansas What "A temptation
fer a cyclone.
y memorial to Queen Victoria has
been agreed upon by certain Hindoo
widows praying for relief against caste
accommodation on remarriage.
e Its no ust to feel of me wrist, doc
thor" said Pat, when the physician
began taking his pulse; 1.-THE pain is
not there, it's in my hid entoirely.''
The people OF Sharnonville, Ohio,
were surprised when Mcbride. aged 40,
married Mrs. Rosser, aged 20, but not
when he disappeared with her $1,000.
Congressman will not have any time
to go fishing this summer. Their
holiday will be spent in handshaking
and working up their chances for re-
election.
Heard at asewing society: :" 10 not
know Mrs. Blank, but she must be a
miserable slouch OF housekeeper
Why, she don't change servant girls
once month"
The Chicago NeCs estimates that
there is more money spent in that city
for liquor than for schools, churches,
boots and shoes and clothing by the
entire population Of the. city.
, The Jersey law prohibiting the dig
ging of oysters during the months of
9 June, July and August imposes a pen
atty of 800, or three months imprison-
ment, and will be strictly enforced.
The representatives of the Knights
of Labor of Philadelphia are consulting
,, with other organizations throughout
! Pennsylvania with reference to hold.
ing State labor convention in July.
!. 1t is a great disgrace to the wealthy
: Jews of Europe, with their millions Of
money, that there should be Row 120.-
600 of their race in one small Austrian
! town, and tenth of these in starving
: condition.
!. Postage stamps have only been in
> use in this country about thirty-si1
years. Before that the price of postage
was paid, according to the distance, anC
a the letter marked "paid" at the office
! where mailed
: What was left of the Andre monu
v ment at Tappan got so ashamed O.
!, itself that it fell down on Sunday last
!, of its own accord. In its PROSTATE
: condition it is fitting illustration O
n Cyrus w. Fields folly shrinking before
q public sentiment.
n Frbo ,,,,cl II r. IL.