Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-09-13

love spring chickens.
Not an coholi: beverage, but a |
true and reliable family medicine is
Brown Iron Bitters.
There are great many illusions to
self-made men. but if you tell women
that she is self-made or even hint along
that line she will flare up in minute.
Why is it?
Sore eyes, letter, salt rbeum, etc,
a:e cured by "Dr Lindsey's Blood
Searcher." Sold by all druggists.
Meyer fails.
A Tennessee girl who wanted to DO
something to hep her poor father get
along 10 life. poisoned his six dogs
broke his whisky jug, and gave his
rife to a tramp,
A M. Doyle, of Columbus, Ga,
saws: "From my own experience,
know Sellers Liver Pills to be the
best in use." They cure malaria, etc.
An exchange says: "a man lives in
this vicinity who states that he hrst
met his wife il storm, popped the
question in a storm, and has lived In q
storm ever since"
The census shows that the number
of persons in family ia the United
| States is q small fraction over FIVE. In
some families we know, the hAsbana
is the small traction over.
A Cairo clergyman, who told bis co.,
gregation from the pulpit a week ago
that only ,ipplers and drnnkards wele
sunst nck, was prostl ared on the street
The next day, ard now be hardly knows
| how 10 get out Of his Tx.
1t ra,her reduces the heartiness of
laugh at story you've just related
when wheezy old man in The corner
pipes out, That's good but it isn't
The way | heard it fly years ago.
A bank cIshier thus advises Boys
stick 10 the farm. 1t is better to hoe
coin in the hot sun aud get whipping
far not doiug it well, than TO sit in a
moroco-bound chair and confess to the
| directors.
'ChiidIep,' said COpntry minister,
addressing Sunday School, why are
we like flowers? What do we have
that flowers have? And a small boy
in the iofants' class, whose breath
smelled of vermiuge. rose up and made
reply, WORMS and the minister crept
under the pulpit chair to hide his emo:
tion.
4 x*'Facts speak palmer than words. :"
P, oof:-"Tbe Doctor told me TO take
blue pill, but didn't, for had alleady
been poisoned twice by mercoiy. The
druggist told me to try Kidney-Woft,
and | did. 1t was just the thing for
my bliousnes and constipation, and
now | am as well as er."-A. z. San
ford. sold in both dry and liquid form.
An editor, in retiring from the edi-
torial control of newspaper, said
1T is with feeling of sad aess that we
retire from the active control of this
paper, but we leave our journal with
gentleman who is abler than we fnan-
cially, to handle it. This gentleman
is we'll known in this community. He
is the Sheriff.
How many toes bas cat!' is one
of the questions asked at school ex-
animation in Paterson, n. J. No one, 4,
even the principal of the school, could
answer the question. The teacher
sent two lads out on foraging expe-
dition, and thereafter it was found
that the feline has eighteen toes-ten
on the front feet and eight on the hind
feet.
1t never rains but pours. A New
port visitor, after long struggle, man.
aged to get foo.hold in society, and
all of sudden found she had been in
vited to nine dinner parties, and all on
the same evening. Utterly unable to
decide which to accept, she sat down
and had good cry over it, and that
made her eyes and nose so red that
she was ashamed to go to any.
At meeting of Literary Club a
few nighls ago during the discussion
the President of the club spoke ofpriOt-
ing having been inveu.ed during the
FL, eenth century 1T is an Internal
blank lie,' interrupted Hosletter Nc
GiDnis. I've life of CHI ist at home,
and every word of it is printed, and he
lived more than 5000 years ago. The
President said he stood corrected.
The age of sheep up TO four years old
is readily ascertained from the mouth.
They put up two large teeth in the
centre of the lower jaw, casting two
sucking teeth at about twelve months
old. They put up two more large
teeth each of the next three years,
making at four years old full mouth
of eight large teeth. These soon be-
come gappy and worn, especially when
sheep are fed on whole roots.
A two-foot rule was given laborer
10 Clyde boat yard TO measure on an
iron plate. The laborer not bei0g well
up in the use Of the rule, after spend
ing considerable lime, returned. Moo
Mick, asked the PLACER, what size is
the plaie?' Well, replied Mike, with
grin of satisfaction, Is the length
of your rule and two thumbs over,
with this piece of brick and the
breadth OF my hand and arm from hel e
to the e, bar finger.
SKILL IN TIE WoRKsHop-To do
good work the mechanic must have
good health. If long hours of confoe-
ment ia close rooms have enfeeb'ed his
hands or dimmed his sight, let him at
once. and before some organic trouble
appears, take plenty of Hop Bitters.
His system will be rejuvenated, his
nerves streng ,heued, his sight become
clear, and the whole constitution be
built up to higher working condi
tion.