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The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cures Nervous Dyspepsia, Palpita!ion Of the Heart, Asthma, Bronchitis, Scrofula, Syphilis, diseases of the Kidneys and all diseases of the urinary organs. Nervous debility, caused by the indiscretions of youth, permanently cureo by this invalu-- able remedy. To you young, middle-aged and old men, who are covering your sui ferings as with a mantle by silence, look up, you can be saved by timely effort, and make ornaments to society, and jewels ln the crown of your Maker, if you will. Do not keep his a secret longer, until it sapss pour vitals, and destroys both body and soul. If you are thus afflicted, take Dr. Richmond's Samaritan Nurvine. It will restore your shattered nerves, arrest pre- mature decay, impart tone and energy to the whole system.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cured my litsle girl of fits. She was also deaf and dumb, but it cured her She can now talk and hear as well as anybody.
 PETER Ross, Springw ater, Wis.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Has been the means of curing my wife of rheumatism. J. B. FLETCHER,
 Fort Collins, Col.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Made sure cure of case of fits for my son, E. B. RAILS, Hattsvills, Kan.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Cured me of vertigo, neuralgia, and sick headache. Mrs. W. HENSON, Aurora, Ill.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Was the means of curing my wife of spasms Rev.J A EDIE, Beaver, Pa.
 SAMARITAN NERvINE Cured me of asthma, after spending over $3,0O0 with other doctors,
 SIR. HoBsoN, New Albany. Ind.
 SAMARITAN NERyINE Effectually cured me of spasms.
 Miss Jennie Warren, TAO West Van Buren St., Chicago, III.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Cured our child of fits after given up to die by our family physician, 1t wing over 100 in 24 hours. Henry Knee, Vervilla, Warren Co, Tenn.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Cured me of scrofula after suffering for eight years.
 Albert Simpson, Peoria, Ill.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Cured my son of fits, after spending S2, 400 with other doctors.
 J. w. Thornton, Claiborn, Miss.
 SAMARITAN NERVINE Cured me permanently of epileptic its 8 stubborn character. Rev. Wm. Martin, Mechanicstown, Md.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
Redemption of General Fund
 Warrants.

Warrants Nos. 142. 14S, 149. 15O, 151 152. 153, 15S, 159, l62, 165, 166, l67, 169, ITO, 179115, 175, t76, TIT, IFS, 179, 180, 1S1, 1S2, 1S3, of issue of 1873, will be paid on presentation at this office. If not pre- sented within ten (1O) days from date hereof the funds on hand will be applied to the redemption of warrants next in order of issue. Interest on called war rants ceases at the date of call.
 Yuma A. T. Septenb Der 2d 1882
 GEO. MARTIN.
 Treasurer of Yuma County A. T.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
SINKING FUND.

DIDS FOR THE SURRENDER OF D General Fund warrants will be re- ceived up to ? o'clock P. NJ. of SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18th, 1882. Amount to be bid for, s, 3,425 Bids must be sealed and directed to the Treasurer of Yuma County, marked Sinking Fund" Warrants must be enclosed with bids. No interest will be taken into account upon an ur Ter. Blank forms will be fur nished by the Treasurer upon applica- tinn.
 GEO. MARTIN,
 Treasurer Yuma County. Yuma, A. T., Sept. 2d, 1882.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
Summons.

In the District Court Of the Second Ju- dicial district of the Territory of Arizona, in and tor the County of Yuma.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
s.s M A4 NERViNE E
SAMARITAN HERVINE

Cures Eplleptic Fits, Spasm0, Convqltlons St, Vitus Dance, Vertigo, Rysteria, lnsan- it Apoplexy, Paralysis, RheumatIsm m' Neuralgia, and all Nervous diseases ms infallble remedy will positively eradicate every species of Nervous Derangement, and drive them away from whence they came. never to return again. It utterly destroys tho germs of disease, by neutral jzing the hereditary taint or poison ln the system, and thoroughly eradicates the uiS- ease. and utterly destroys the cause.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
PROBATE NOTICE.
In the Probate Court, of the County of Yuma, Territory of Arizona.
In the matter of the Estate of Frederick
 Schimpf, deceased.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY THE IN unders gned, Administrator' with the Will annexed, of the estate of Frederick Schimpf, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against said Frederick Schimpf, deceased, to exhibit them with the neces- sary vouchers, within ten months after the first publication of this notice, to the said administrator, at his residence at Ehrenberg, or to L. A. Mullan, his attor- ney, in the Village of Yuma, Territory of Arizona. A. FRANK, Administrator of the Estate of Frederick Schimpf, deceased. L. A. MULLAN,
 Atty for Adm'r.
 Dated Yuma, A. T., July 25d, 1882.
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J. L. Smith and JuaEa Smith, plain tiffs,
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16

The Territory of Arizona sends greet ing to Anita Redondo and Jesus Redon- do, defendants.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16

lies and eXceSsto lii mature yeAFo-Such as loss of memory, Lassitude. Nocturnal Emissions. evasion to society, dimness of vision, noises in the head, the vital fluid passing unobseryed in the urine, and mary other diseases that lead to insanity and death.
 Dr. Mintie, who is regular gr@Guated physician, will agree to forfeit Five Hun dred Dollars for case of this kind the Vital Restorative (under his special ad- vice and treatment) will not cure, or for anything impure or injurious found ID It. Dr. Mintie treats all Private Diseases sue cesstully, without mersury- Consultation free. A thorOuGh examination and ad vice, including analysis of urine, 8. Price of Vital Restorative, s bottle, or four times the quantity, S10; sent to any address upon receipt of price, or c. o. D., St c Ire from observation, and in private name, if desired, by A. E. MINTIE, M. D, No. II Kearny street, San Francisco, Cal.
 SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any one applying by letter, stating symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to business transactions.
 Dr. Mintie's KIDNEY REMEDY NEPHRET- ICUM cures all kinds of Kidney and Blad- der complaints, GonoThGa, Gleet, Lu- corrhea For sale by all druggists; Sl bottle, six bottles for S5.
 Dr. Mintie's DANDELION PILLS are the best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market. For snle by al druggists. my lo-u
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

Is a never failing cure for Nervous Debility, Exhaust cd Vitality, Semin- al Weakness, Sner- matorrhma, Lost
 Manhood, ImpO- tency, Paralysls, md all the terrible effects of self ab- use, youthful fol-
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
SAMARITAN NERVINE

Cures Female Weakness, General Debili- ty. LeucorrhBa or Whites, Painful Mems truation, Liberation of the Uterus, Inter nal Heat, Gravel, Inflammation of the Bladder, Irritability of the Bladder. For Wakefulness at Night, there is no better remedy. During the charge of life no ie- male should be without it. It quietS the Nervous System, and gives rest, comfort and Dature'S sweet sleep.
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16

 ing to Anita Redondo and Jesus Redon- do, defendants.
 NOU ARE HERE BY REQUIRED TO ! be and appe ar in an action brought against you by the above named plaintiffs, in the District court of the Second Judi cial District of the Territory of Arizona. m and for the County of Yuma, and an swer the complaint filed therein, within twenty days (eXclLsive of the day of ser vice) after the service on you of this summons, if served within this county; or, if served out of this county and within this District, within thirty days; other wise, within forty days, or judgment will be entered against you.
 This action is brought to recover from you the sum of four thousand eighteen and 12-100 dollars (S4,01S.l2) due and pay able, as more fully appears in the copy of | the complaint herein filed and annexed. and for such equitable and proper order | of this Court as may be deemed just and proper, and costs and percentages to dc- crue in this action. And you are hereby notified that if you fail to appear and an swer the said complaint as above requir- ed, the plaintiffs will apply to said Court for relief and judgment as prayed for l therein.
 Given under my hand and
 seal of the District Court of l. the Second Judicial district SEAL Territory of Arizona, Coun-
 ty of Yuma, this 1st day of
 August, A. D. 1882.
 c. H. BRINLEY, l Clerk
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16
SAMARITAN NERVlN E

is for sale by druggists everywhere, or may be had direct from us. Those who wish to obtaln further evidence of the cu- rative properties of Samaritan Nervine will please enclose a Scent postage stamp for a copy of our Illustrated Journal Of Health, giving hundreds of testimonials of cure from persons who have used the medicine and also their pictures photo graphed after their restoration to perfect health.
 Address
The Arizona sentinel., 1882-09-16

Anita Redondo ana Jesus Redondo, de fendants.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
He wansed to Save Time.
Chican Cheek.1 ]


 Lawyers are proverhial for the many styles in which they can pat the same question to an unfortunate witness They also have cast iron reputation for ask ing a myriad of questions that have no earthly bearing upon the cause now in hearing,r etc, etc. In local court last week appeared a Tartar. He had no sooner been sworn into the witness box to tell the truth, whatever that might be, and nothing but the truth, excepting when the lawyers asked him something when he took time by the top-knot and began:
 @Yes. sir; my nameis Coseiusco De Browne o'Rourke; am thirty years ol age on the third day and seventh hour of last month know the nature of an oath. know that would do time If swcrved it bit and got caught. know the defendant and the complainant; have known them long time: the de fendant is liar. horse-thief and trai- tor to his country. The complainant IS a ditto. at least expect to have some Smart Alec of a lawyer prove that by my evidence anyhow, so have just stated II to save time. If you have no further use for me will step down and out.
 They let him step.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

There is not in the state of Arkansaw an older or better known saloon man than Henry Buerger He came here years ago and established respectable saloon. one of the first, it may be said of which the city could boast Although many changes have taken place, Buerger is still the same and his gentlemanly re sort, corner Markham and Louisiana, is the rendezvous of eonvivialists. It is truly said that a-.row, never occurs in his house, and that it is a place where re spectable people go and make themselves genially at home. MT. Buerger keeps Lemp's celebrated beer, than which none better has ever been manufactured. His whiskies are always the best and his ac- commodatioas of ali kinds are the most excellent. His employees arc always attent- i've and, upon the whole, there is no place we had come near saying in the English languaee-where you will be bettel treated than at Buergcr's.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Three or four Doctors who had heard a great deal about the EdectSuf fmagi. nation in cases of DiseAse, pat up Job on Sailor. After he had Lodeed fol the Night in certain bed they Conspired to tell him that it had heyiously been Occupied by Small-Pox Hatient. Did the Bold Tar at once bexiA to Shake and Tremble and prostrate himse6 snd De velop a Genuine Case of the Disease: Not for Joseph. He at Once Shed his Jacket. gave his pants a hitch to aar- board and sailed in and knocked those Doctors Ssiffer than ,Crowbars, and Taught them Lesson in Physics which they Remembered all their Lives.--De. noa Fire. Pyess.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

The ARKASsAw TRAVELLER can he procured ~Loiesale al the following wholesale new: 2epots:
 ix<riean .NeseI Comeany, New Fort, 4 n<rtean Near c., Dssper, Colo. {; Eanfker. Hassst Gay, Ne, '. # H cas,- Qz-kc. -Hst,s
 An<rsean .NesVs G.. Sf. PasI, Mrn., Bal.sso,e Nesrs G.. Bairmors. lMd.. cexnei ScsoI O.. Philadelphia. Pa, lixf:nsGii vesr5 c.. CiHetrHaf., Ohio, Desyeif Nfsry G.. Dsfroff, MseA., !Heatreai Nesrs G.. Montreal, Cana<S, Ne.psyk fews O.. Nesrayk. N. j, Nsu Esskard NesrJ G., BaJf0n. !Aan., !Ve.0 York NesrI O.. Nes0 York, esa,i..s Aeses G.. Pii.sbHrs, Pa. RAo4< Eidad .Ne;e5 c., Pyovid<r<S. x. 4, Sc1 Erasetsso .NsseJ G.. San Fydsei5to, Ca. 4 LoaiI tffeI Co. N. LaEiJ, Ms., Toyo.ic Nt,rs G.. Niagara Fall, Osfari0. Itsifsy. .tetrs C.. ChitGyo. W.
 aasAsngsor .Vc.eI c.. HaSAssgso.. Q C., t'rsr O,ieas5 .tS1sy Co. Near Oyiecn', L1., A.d $ sold by retail newsdealers every wncre.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

ssood if he seems to be disre1psrefal to thoss great wTiters- T alw1ys fAeught myseMD he says, ''quite una(psUached in my appreciation of the grea qualities of Dickens and ThacheF1y, cd can hardly believe that l have anEr1igned' them. I suspect that no Hngiishman could rate them higher than ! do.s The eminent novelist goes on to say shat he only waits to see the CessSsy Aegasis<, and what my ofiense in t against the great shades amounts to- to wIite further on the subject; and he is nov deter mined, on the earliest oppogtunity, to carry out design which has hng been in his thoughts, namely, ''so ssy ny say about the art of Dickens and Thackeray in fuil- Next to new novel from the pen of Mir. Howelis. no cOntribufion oi his to literature would be more welcome than such study.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
Advertisers.

Remember that THE ARKANsAw TRAv- ELER is the best advertising medium in the state. No, only is its city circulation larger than that of any paper published here, but it has large and constantly in- creasing list in the state.
 THE ARKANsAw TRAVELLER is sold by newsdealers epeyyvAere it has a nation al circulation. No paper in the south is better medium, or offers better induce ments to foreign and home advertisers.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
We Have.
Fall River Ads anee.

Have you ever noticed that when a really solid, but stylish and handsome girl, steps on a mans favorite corn, and makes that half-ounce tormentor feel as if i, had been struck by two-ton ham, mer. he will die in his tracks before he will let his anguish appear upon his face vi He, if thin old lady with wart on her nose and a moustache, only brushes against his foot, he'll get up and howl and swear until he curdles all the milk in the neighborhood. lfyou have noticed i,. can you tell us why this is us.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

They are agitaiing the matter of insti- ,uting carving schools in the east so that the rising generation will be able to pass down through the corridors of time without its lap fall of dressing and its bosom laden with gravy and remorse. The students af this school will wear barbed wire masks while practicing. The ( masks will be similar to those worn by German students, who slice each other up while obtaining an education.-Boom- eyaag.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
RssAss Too Rsalissie.


 lDrakes TravelsEs' Mae.xi.e.l
 Al . vesy refreshing seaann sf revival h one of the large faikoed censers, moi long aso, one of the Pasfsrs announced that he would devote an evening to the boys connected with the roads, inviting them all to be present, and promising something thai would be of interest to them. The night came around and the lads were on hand. Perhaps they did not take much stock in emotional relig- ion. but they were prepared to pay re- spectful attention to anything that might be said.
 -Ring the belir' exclaimed the minis ter, pIuneing into his theme without further introduction, hoping to please his auditors by continued reference 10 their avocation. Foot, toot, toot-toot Away we go!r and he began to hop up and down and stagger around the stage His imitation of car motion was infectious. and the men bobbed around on their seats.
 We are plunging along at sixty miles an hour - he roared.
 The audience said nothing, but looked al each other with raised eyebrows.
 There is nothing between us and death v continued the clergyman Tt IS station to which we are all bound Look out. Ha. That switch was open . Now we are bound to eternal perdiuon There is no hcip for usi-We sre--1-.---
 But all he could see were assorted sizes of legs disappearing through the doors and windows. There was but one man left in the audience, and he was screwing at an imaginary brake with all his strength.
 SMy friend-,- continued the pastor.
 Jump, you dog gone jackass r roared the solitary brakeman. .Ifwe've cut the switch and helrs ahead, you want to jump!,
 But you, brother. but youw exclaimed the clergyman, hoping to improve the opportunity and impress one emotional soul.
 1Nevez mind mew yelled the brake man, setting his foot firmly and crouch ing over the wheel. Viewer mind me I've been brakeman on this road tor twensy-one years. and I'm willing to lay oif in hell for little rest! Jump, you in- feznal jackass. unless you're tired oi preachingr
 Referring to the occasion subsequently, the clergyman affirmed that he had made his last tffort at a realistic sermon.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

7ze Weskevn HonseAold, a magazine published monthly by John Meagher, Jefferson City, Mo, IS one of- the purest. cheapest and best publications in Amer ica. Its departments are well arranged, its matter IS chaste and altogether il is a magazine which will find welcome in every home. Price, 50 cents year. Ad- dress John Meagher, editor and propri- etor, Jefferson City, Mo.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
A Damaged Text. lDeaf Mute Opticl

Some time ago, squib regarding ths lady editos of the Texas Sxssy Ckim< was s&arsed bg the ARkANsAw TRAVELLER It hAs paasod through several hands growing lArges, 1ike | rolling snowfall con6nnAIly. The last time we sawi { the fiSt item had mee with such change. that fhe originator, Opie Read, the hu. morist, would scarcely recognize him self. For Ssssy CziWs, we found .SSs
 day Cliss<: for ARKANsAw TRAvEI.Er we found Arkassas 7lseAey. No doub
 some proof reader thought himself doing good service in making these change. and perhaps they look better, but, a. Lincoln said. ''let us stick to the fact.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

A Hsooklyn man. aA9 being ssparassd fom his vic for tvo year4 met her and forcihly kissed k9 against her will She had him azTessed, but the magisszase reSased b punish hin. eiving a ateason that the spectacle of atman hssing Ii on VI 1as . precsdens vhieh AoeA- lyn had long nseded--PAils1slrA rAia
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Eli peziins and Sejosrasr Truth met the other day 6pr the frse time. Eli was quite ovesc0me, and remarked. '.Is Il possible that you have lived to be hun- dred yeaxs old and never met me be6bse. Whese could hase. heenF sWandeF- ine in pafhs wAno tu3A is never fuund reckonm pointedlY returned the -e.sena- rian.- KaaAsvs CAsakAs.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

It is said that Mark Lemon would sometimes spend an entire week over a humorous paragraph. Certainly, MT. Lemon, being an Engiishman. wanted to understand the joke before it went into the paper. ARKANsAw TRAVELLER. We may also re Mark that it takes week io squeeze an English Bruce. An English Lemon, like an American beat, is always dry.NH JosepA Grip.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

It is said that General Neal Dow. while walking along the street in Port land stumbled and fell over a misplaced plank in the sidewalk A friend sprang to his side, aided him to rise, and then remarked in serio-comic tone: ..Gener- al, wish there vas not another drop of liquor in the worid.' The generals re- ply is not stated.-BesAps Clo6s.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

vennor's Almanac for 1883 lies before ue. Don't misunderstand us. We don't mean to say-vell what we do mean is that we have received copy and that it contains sixty pages of statements re- garding the extent, quality and durability ty of mex. years weather.-7 7eras SifI- fa2s
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

The mos, popular hotel on the line oi the NJ. & L. R. railway is the Avery House at Forrest City. H. Avery, it's proprie. tor, is progressive man who has the in- terests of his city at heart and in whom the travelling public will always find a friend. Should business call you to For rest City stop at the Avery.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Adom your homes! The magnificent colored engravings of the "Arkansaw Trav- eler,- and the Turn of the Tune,' will be sent by mail on receip, of E cents for either. or the pair for 70 cents. Address H.C Warner. Little Rock, Ark.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Lemp's S,. Louis Lager Beer. has won its immense popularity solely on its mer- its. None but the purest and best ingre- dien,s enter into its manufacture, and it can be shipped any distance in any cli- mate without injury. Dealers who have sold this beer will not have any other. Henry Buerger is the Arkansaw agent for this popular beer and to him ali orders should be addressed.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Nath. Alderman, cor. Fifth and Center streets, has one of the best arranged and eosiest bar-rooms in the city. Everything is new. neat and clean, and nothing but the best wines and liquors are dispensed from the bar. Cigars, and chewing and smoking tobaccos arc also prominent fea- lures of his trade. When in want of any thing in his line. call on Nath.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

A Kansas man, upon being aroused from his bed at A. N. to split some kin- dlings, indulged in heathen language, and wished something would come along and convert everything combustihle into kindIing wood. Next day a cyclone came bowling along and knocked his house into kindlings, and yet he was not satisfied. It is impossible to please some men.-Norviskows H<rai1.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

The hoax for closing having arrived the president said 1: ~ Gem len, it am de nose attached to de emtiest heads which makes de moas' sound when you blow it. Let your lives consist of ackshuns in- stead of rcverberashuns. De lights will nov be turned down, de stove filed wid water, and as we march out each one of us will endeavor to select de bes' hat on de rack.s-Bro. Gesiisev.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
BROWNS IRON TONIC.

Will cure D, spepsia, Indigestion, Costive ness, Flatulence. Heartburn, and give tone and color to the blood, increasing its quality as well q as quantity, thereby giving power sigor and energy to the whole system IL can be taken without difhculty by the most deli cate lady, infant, or the aged and inhrm. See that C. l. LIxcoLN q Co. $ name Is on each wrapper and beware Of limitations.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

A new book is called "How eo Keep . Stone. Tit t work of several hnndred pages and life is too short to read it The hese vayAo keQp sfose b to edseEl tissjudicio0sly, and lhux prevent | tAIl ing into the hands of the sheriff -NSSvfs. .oa'n Herald
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Go to C. ]. Lescher's for your boots and shoes His stock is complete and he makes it point to handle only good goods. His prices arc as low as the low est. and you may rest assured that every article is exactly as he represents it.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Rattan furniture is fashionable, but the snail boy objects to having his base. men, furnished with rattan.-Rosfoa osimey. iai Rxilefis.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

While walking on the railroad track a New York girl vas struck by train and killed. As she was to be married in a fev days, her death became doubly sad. It cuts some divorce lawyer out of a pros pective job.-PAik1dtlfAia C1yosielt.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

"A poetical correspondent in Arkansaw writes to ask if .'eclat' rhymes with "cat" We are inclined to think 1t d oes not. bu, there is no harm in trying it in Arkansaw. The readers in that state won't know the difSerence.- Tsras .Siffises.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Say remarked Charleston, 5. (. sposter to one of the most innocent, ''yor fellows carry lots of cheek, whatever elss you may have 'Pshaw." replied tn, pilgrim, we only carry samples; you ought to see our stock. ."-DyHM1ey
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

A small outlay will secure for your li- brasy | work containing a world of infor- mafiou and humor--a substantially and handsomely bound volume of THE AR KANsAw TRAvEIKR.