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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12

A FRENCH photographer boasted of
having been able to catch the impress
sion of flying bird. There is moth
ing at all wonderful about that. An
Austin man, who has no scientific at
tainments whatever, without any eff
fort on his part, caught the impress
sion of a flying bat. 1t was very
clear impression. The flying bat was
brickbat. He was offering resolu-
ton at a ward meeting when the ac-
cident occurred.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12
Jealousy.

Some poet has said that "All tor
ments of the damned we find in only
thee, Oh Jealousy, thou tyrant of the
mind" This is grandly sweeping and
magnifcently inaccurate. Any suf-
ferer from Indigestion knows to the
contrary. Indigestion the villain of
the tragedy played among the gastric
juices Of the stomach can, and does
double discount the horrors of ieal-
ousy. Jealousy is often an attendant
upon the latter, and when indigestion
is removed this iaundiced companion
of a deranged liver flies. Taraxine is
the best known remedy extant for i'm
paired digestion, deranged liver, and
diseases of the bowels and kidneys.
For sale by E. D. Lewis, Jackson,
Ohio. Call for Taraxine Books, Free.
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Do Not Be Deceived.

CAUTIoN.-Do not let any druggist
palm off any medicine on you in place
of Hills Compound Extract Of Buchu
and Cubebs, for there is nothing equal
to it that can take its place. Ask for
it, and take no other.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12

The first four countries produce
o8.4 per cent of the worlds iron sup
ply; the first two, 64.3 per cent; the
first, 43 per cent. The chief consum-
er is the United States, 29 per cent;
next Great Britain, 23.4 per cent;
these two using more than half of all.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12

ALL agree that handsome hair is
one of beauty's indispensable ele-
ments. Ayers Hair Vigor maintains
it in freshness, brightness and luxuri-
ance. 1850 Ja
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Notice to Teachers.

Notice is hereby given, that until otherwise
ordered, the Board of school Examiners OF
Jackson County, Ohio, will hold regular meet
ings for the examination of teachers, at the
City Hall, in the town of Jackson, on the First
Friday in every month.
By order OF Board of Examiners.
2Iaug79tf J.W. LONGBON, Clerk.
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heavy, and I'm used to it. You're
painting gentleman, | suppose,
It mother spoke Of.
Yes. | have come up to try and
some sort Of a picture Of your
utiful cliffs from here. | shan't
in your way?"
Oh, no." she answered carelessly.
Her voice and way of speaking,
, her mothers, though rustic, was
no means unrefned. 1t had a GER
1 music Of it's own, which suited
h the melancholy beauty Of her
E. But though this face never
!, even while smiling, its pathetic
IS, she had not in speaking any
;e of the heart-broken maid he had
ected to find. While her eyes had
expression Of infinite sadness, and
curves Of her lips were wistful,
at times even mournful, she
ke with a calm, not uncheerful air
everyday sense. The truth was
t Mary Trevarroch had learned to
utterly to herself. No hand had
ched the secret wound since that
er March night when Will Pen
dock went down into darkness and
nee. The dull requirements Of
4 and dreary life were to be met.
those alone must make her future.
-incent went back to his easel,
lie the girl took in her basket, and
aimed awhile inside the cottage;
4 she came out, and, stepping be-
him with the frankness Of per-
ignorance of the world, she look
t his beginning.
It's nothing to look att he said,
icing up at her; ''I've hardly be-
q. Here's finished sketch, which
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12

A TRUE strengthening medicine and
health renewer is Browns Iron Bit
ters.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12
MI Z pICAL.

DYSPEPSIA.
The Regulator will positively cure this terrible dis
ease. We assert emphatically what we know to be
true.
CONSTIPATION
Should not be regarded trifling alment. Nature
demands the regularity the bowels. There
fore assist Nature by taking Simmons Liver Regula-
tor. 1t is harmless, mild and effectual.
RILIoUSMESS.
One two tablespoonfuls will relieve all the
troubles INCIDENT to bilious state such as Nausea
Dizziness, Drowsiness, Distress of Eating Bitter
Bad Taste in the Mouth.
MALARIA.
Persons may avoid all attacks by occasionally TAX
lug dose of Simmons Liver Regulator 10 keep the
liver in healthy action. tt
BAD BREATH, a
Generally arising from dsordered stomach, can be
corrected by taking Simmons Liver Regulator
JAUNDTCE.
Simmons Liver Regulator soon eradicates this dis
from the SYSTEM leaving the skin clear and fresh
from all impurities.
coLIC. t+l.-
Children suffering with Collie soon experience re-
lief when Simmons Liver Regulator is admin istered
Adults also derive great benefit from this medicine
1t is not unpleasant; it is harmless and efectfve
Purely Vegetable. t,.-r.s -...4s.
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she. she finishing Goode
wit and Neck-wear, at prices that
,woery quality, and can name th
He from the cheapest grade to the
thenyite everybody to come to ou
he {
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As SHE cometh down the aisle,
Now the maid win wear a smaisie
Full of glee;
Knowing well her new Fall taisle
Is way up In point of staisle
And Will raise the others baisle
A degree.
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c. GRAHAM, the timer, still has fine
weather for out door work, such as roof
ing, spouting, lightning rods and pumps,
while the manufacture and sale of tin
ware, and the sale of stoves, CRATES, etc.,
60 right along in his shop. Now is your
time to prepare for winter.
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JACKSON, OHIO, THURSD
GFrom Frasers Magazine.l
LORD OF ALL"
A LOVE STORY.

BY MRS. HERBERT MARTIN, AUTHoR OF "BoNNIE
LEsIEY,' IAN UNLEsSoNED GIRL ETC.
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BLADDER AND KIDNEYS.

Most of the Diseases of the Bladder originate from
those of the Kidneys. Restore the action of the
Liver fully, and both the X }neys and Bladder will
be restored. t.-tr 4.arE
V~Take only the Gcnuins which always has on the
wrapper the red Trade Mark and signature of II.
Zeilin & Co.
For sale by all Druggists.
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The

Hats Caps and Furnishing Goods our store than no
ire simply and unapproachaby Don't take our wo
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-12
DIRECTIONS,

Insert with little finger
a particle of the Balm
into the nostrils; draw
strong breaths through
the nose. 1t will be ab-
sOrbed,
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ngront in popular favors now off
ladl to keep the best goods, for Il
xelrding low prices and new st
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in her rather hard
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10

v.ss.. -~>~esa-ssse~ ~
A~s-ssf~ - s~~~s
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a. E~ -ss a~ ~~~w- s~e-s~ss
A. $3.50 ~sA s<es - 1870
s~~-s sss
ws<~ss~ sss 49, 80
- sw&S - ~rs - - $3.50
-AseS~sss se. ia4sL tass<As fias
s&slt. ss 80 ssrstsEf @us sh~ usn~s
frcza ne Fss~s saA ssssF~i ss~2 40
49, nhA~ etc Ens sks@sa a7 $500.
4 n~s~f eSvskl sexSs sAss imFs@ns
words ~~e~ ths bss ] sser sF-ss 81,
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Aina Assss
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q svssrs LnAf @ls ssssA a -G
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rrfu< boz esd i4>A sr~z.
~ssssax h-r txssA<r azsssr - aa {
80 tsa se~a 81 $50 80 $50 "a
get sell r~pt~i Rob saaazsusxiy
fs&-. lasxs. kea go asa r~Na a.
xvrNrs se So cufSsss ss~ssA @s sfss
,A~a ~ cx-aAi 49, tel so iss sAs
less ,assn ~ ha.s sd h0sass~d tssss
So nssh tGt b. tss@i go th~ Hsa
SISTER q b-ss ss~s hsa -aesA<ft M F~as
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The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10
HUMOROUS.

The boy who wanted q situation nj
the poulterer's wasa brave lad lie MA
really for the hen counter.
The Detroit Free Press asks: II,
petroleum giving OUT" Guess not
Rise up. Mr.. Nasty. and show yourself.
-BoSt0a Pos.
The coast Il New Jersey l. wearing
away nj the rate u tive feet per year.
and il l. only n question II time when
the wickedness II that State will b. dis
tribuicd throughou, the West-Dctrosl
Free Fress.
1T j. thought that cork trees can br
successfully raised in every Southern
State. The bark Of cork trees. IL will hc
remembered. il cut up into short cylin-
dricnl forms and used to prevent the gs-
from escaping from bottled soda. or any
thing that may happen TO be in bottles.
.Nev Haren Register.
Old Scotch gentleman sitting in .
Toronto cara young lady enters and
makes n rush for the iopmosi seat. The
car starts rather suddenly. the Young
lady lands on the old gentleman's knee.
blushing and exclsiming: "Uh, beg
your pardon" Old Co.: "Dinna men
ton il. lassi: I'd rather hae We scttin
on my knee than s,annin' on ceremony"
Test II true love: lis there any
thing | can do 10 satisfy you tina, the
affection ! have confessed for you /. real
any further proof that ! can give 81
my sincerity and dcvotion'' exclaimed
the youth. passions,elv. The face Of
the marble hearted maiden lighted up
with q Machiavellian emile as she an
swered: Yes. there l.. Gilbert; Join
the next Arctic expedition -BrooAyn
Eagle.
"A Mississippi boatman with i'm
mense feet. stopping nj a publie-houss.
asked the porter for q boot-jack tn pull
of his boots. The colcred gentleman.
sitter examining the strangers feet.
broke out - follows: mo jack here
big nuif for dem fec;s- Jackass couldn't
pull EN- Of. massa. widou; frsktr n ds
leg. Yuse better 60 tack about free
miles to de forks in de- roais an pull'em
OF dar. "-Conusy-JonraaL.
The need Of the present day lea
vest pocket umbrella One that can be
tucked away with the lead pencils. ten
cent pieces with holes in them. broken
matches. and other ~colla,ers's Of the
average vest pocket You see il is inn
possible 10 know whether you are 20 NJ
70 meet . shower on the way down town
or have one overtake yoa. and just nos
there 10 no way Of prosid ng against
either contingency. A vest pocket um
brella that would hold about = pint
would seem TO US the proper thing
Nsr Haren Register.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10

The observations made on Wells
comet a, the Dudley Observatory during
its meridian passage are exceedingly
valuable. The character Of the nucleus
Of great comets has long been n matter
Of controversy. Last summer Prof.
Draper concluded. from observations on
the great comet of 1881. that the nucleus
was either a solid or a liquid. Long ago
Prof. Pierce, of Harvard. concluded
from his observations that the nucleus
Of a comet is q solid BODY of metallic
density. The observations made ut Al.
bany tend to support the theory Of Prof.
Pierce.
Wells comet at MONDAY on the 18th
showed a welldefined disc like q planet
or asteroid. The best theory Of the con
stitution Of the tails Of comets is that
they are of electric origin. being the re-
suits OF e~xcitation as the nucleus ap-
proaches the sun. The nucleus is I'M
doubtedly opaque, being in reality an
unfortunate world compelled by an &C.
cident of birth to wander in the celes-
tial spaces in = manner that forbids the
development of animal life on its sur
face. The near approach Of many COM
cts. among them Wells. to the sun,
undoubtedly causes rapid disintegra-
ton. One has been known to split in
pieces. Prof. Stone, of Cincinnati,
thought he Jaw the nucleus of the great
comet If last summer divide. and then
come together again.
Prof. Boss finds from his midday OBJ
servations with the transit instrument
that the orbit is very nearly . parabola,
and there is little prospect that the COM
ct will e return TO the sun. A dis
patch to Prof. Boss from Lord Craw-
ford. at DunEcht. Scotland. helps some
what To explain the failure OF the comet
to fulfill expectations as to brightness.
Spec:roscopic examinations By DR..
Lohse revealed q sharp bright line, CO.
incident with the sodium in the solar
spectrum. also strong indications of 9TH
err bright lines. This. with the actual
observation of q disc sixteen hours after
perihelion passage. when the vapors
were hot and transparent, indicates .
solid body. As soon rs the comet be-
gan to leave the sun the vapors began
to condense so the disc was not again
visible. Prof. Boss thinks the presence
of sodium accounts for the failure to
throw OF tail Of great length. Other
comets have shown the spectrum Of
hy~dro-carbon. but this one is Of . differ
ent composition. -Rochsster IN. ~
Democrat.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10

-tsnp~s Rn~s-sl Laxri - N sutA~e.
ssspierans II a~sse<rapA asassr< lie
drops The sssnps tset-rd by e.s-Ssssa
ia;c has ~s,anp-aax asd to-s~s sAssr si-
t<ss into he s>ssepaprr b>skst
Nj. Rrpnssn Ah<sL uAo kas -nI
tea sni pubsish-d Q volanc of Ps-uss n
his ~esxhsyShird scar. IL . uii. lsrxs sni
reverend lnnkisg oil raxn- Nth . frvsa
skin. graz bard ana ssznsiis siss ryss
-Maur p.assl >inp>ua the oldest
drummer living. has = hsPFy eSane Al
CITY rosns. near hss,oa. an4 tv~s IN
,omssrt ssrroaaa-i b. chsilr-n. gTasA-
eAilsirca aai greA;gaadShjdrva he
vas born IN i.st-kSsas FsI
-Ausoag. The gas,s prcs-st~d To Ms
Annie Foster. danghf~r a, the d,oscrsrs
VI Ohia on fhr ocrAsoa ~ hes wedding.
r-cenils. uas oae tsOm Nrs Gsrt~sd.
with The ms~~.sSv MAY yoa DO Tho
qaeen Of Marriage p-rf~cz wife
-Mn Gcorg- G. SAITH II sPrins~
Fold Ill. 10 compiling . hsmn-bark 10
- composed exclusively OF hsmns writ
ten by wom.u Sosne OF the s~~-tess
snngs a the sanctuary ~ui thus Tad
permanent abiding place by iAemsolses
-Dsfroi fsss
-Laca. Hirs;. . axycr. ~ho dtca ~
PHILADELPHIA r~ornuy. and b~eqasaik~d
nearly III. Whole OF hi. foTans. ssiDed
nj sisa.uoo. toward ihe foundsEicn 81 .
fr-c law library an f~hilsdclphia for the
use u pocr members of tho prufession.
Was formerly oa3cc boy for Attorney
General brewster
The Ming of Italy has bestowed up
On Proi James Hall The Stale oeoio-
gist. the highesl honor he can extend to
. Foreigner. having mad. him Com
mand~r In the Royal Order Of saints
Maurice and Laxaru. The order wAs
formed in lt3i. The Alhany agsss
SAYS Prof. Hail has Al.o hcea made
n member of The Accidents Cs-
ssrer leopold.no-C arosinr Gernanicr
NATURE Curiosorm.' founded IN Ger
many In 1882
MIR bancroft. the historian. has
been forty-eiyht years writing the
History II the United States" and
vet IL is only brough. down Ia the cleo
lion Of the tiri President. 50 CAREFUL
and psins,aken l. his work. Like Glib
bon. he Is said Ia frequently rvwritr
whole sections which do not eNsc u
suit him. Though now eighty ~ ycaHs
Of age. the venerable historian Is still nj
work. and hopes To bring his history
down I; o the time ot the Mexican war,
st LOUIS Globs.
Cardinal Newman once took great
delight in the violin. which he plsycd
with considerable skill Even now the
fathers hear occasionally the tones
awakened by the old mans hand nng
down the long gallery near his room
and know that he has MOI, lost the art h.
loved. while lac Gains n mind excited
from without. or rests from strenuous
labor in the cr~aiion II sweet sound
He is still . very early riser. panc;ual
rs the sun. still breaches often. with
what may be best described in words
h. has applied to 81 Philip. Thy deep
simplicity .'-CrHfa rU.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10
Iraiiia< T.sts

That scsAA aHst sssssss est" al
mssauza ll~ Aass ysS se a~ss h~~~
sn.i thew -ss Asses ss~ssA FssainE rEss
aAsa< hxAiaa e.
"hu 10 q -A Gale. ~tA .
tsi~fal gaassH
~Ns marA. Eursa sss-ss~i
mamma ra~rrfuigs sS~a susss ua.ssA.
dear" aass .A~ msu@Sva Assls = ssrax
lara tAn~s.i assana the b~SA t~fszs
gallle .Aai keT sussaiA Agaiz tsxAs
"iaa=s ass~ a Pslisd ssai as
VERY yell. sssi snanaaa svssi =
lite "soa nssi l~sP he ss as afvssi
n untl sea can
IAsa ,.Ille /. snal, b-gss fsFs "a.
golar over a. the u,tAN sasi b. ssi
,aIis m,gh, =, ~shAlsa. isas hs~
csahi abs. ~tth thai asfal ssstag kAsE
IA cat 20 hsE rpoushs
Mar bs ] ssa gall H. nss. al
Casiie- "toans tee.
~Dne-lsoGAr~~-fssis aRs as ~sea
eight a a~tsa. estnis-I nsaaaaaA ~aA
loas pAas~s
TIA, csa',~ rEss<i ssilss
And che a~ia't .si papa seat a. siss
VILLAGE sishasIt hsF
IL "a. aiass.t fsssrtA sf Juls. aai
,hrru "a, io D. . pirEas ia tAS Etuss.
ami Nannie Slater ssid hsf nsssAvf -As
solng Ia maks e~stafabtpses laNss
hksd .aTFNEt pes si-sse svsFttatag
elss. "a cal
d" Hot ,uu cas-, 81 10 tas pssaAc -tsA
that ssrns Sad
~. ogs dag. Cali. ~ssi eass 80 he
doorstep and sat dosa O. thsk a ossf
Jo- va sylstiins ~--i la he yard Jos
~as p.pAs eAnss toy.
FIN tell yua has "a pull "a. sal BE-
"Hs~g ASKED ssiis
Hitch "a ~ tbe dsssrknab and thea
oI~n the du-sF. sad Joe III y~a 70
'fr.ii ',~iii hurt. yea nesdat efsa a
but q little"
Wei I sin .sii ,sisss an.i OF.
ted one cnsi "a h-r s'ts~ah ssFihg q,
tks da-or-ksoh. Hat u .ssns a nsiis q
use. Cor ~hsa she .f<hsd The do-ss sAs
~alkri rsghs IN alter h
Jo.'s es &c hogan ,o iaagh
II gtsess III get . dnnk q .ssss."
said be. lie wet in. and ps.sty sesss
he wsntsi to sssssa osst sssia
Go s~easy' ouhr' - reamsd CalIss
But Joe dids', e. a tat easy lie
hsngei the dops epen So quick ta.t Csl-
le coaidn, Keep up slsh a. Asd thsfs
hung her ts-sth Ca The d~osr~knoh
What made ,ua she demanded.
and shs .si dow To ~ ah-sa. a hu.
~hsn she found Il ariaf hl~~-i the issst
mite. nor hurt any. sss began 10 lssEt.
"Asywsy. no~ I ran 20 Ca the ri~nis
and have sssne SurTsnt pie abs sait.
and that. on. osssfost - lssakF
g~ompaafsa.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10

few DAYS before the Murphy vel
commenced 10 put forth gr.ase. the ng
and engine house st the Murphy well
we're burned 10 the ground None bas
interested parties we're nc The well ~
the time. and repo,ts were sent Ca, b.
them that the fire originated IN m ex-
piosion Of gaa The story was grn-
enlly CREDITED ~ the time. bot . stcp
has since BEEN circulated 90 the follow
ing eject. DriIiing ~ the Murphy vel
proceeded rsoidly. and. before the owner
was prepared fos IL. his dnli hsd touched
50 the iugulsr vein." - the oil men call
IL. and the fat was specify made
known from below. OIL soved suddenly
and freely. and the derrick. eagins-
house and the adjoining bushes were
well sprinkl~d wifh the greasy sosd- IL
~ not sccordinx 70 Captain NurpAy's
ideo shas the osser world should - yes
be made avxre ih.4 be hsd . big vel
The oil mea would soon BE seeking %
the vicinity. and II .nces 81 the oil lad
traces we're large add prooouscsd)
we're zen about the ring and grounds.
The four winds u heases. sessiag The
Western Usios Telegraph nd rrpon-
ers oue Al tks qoeGioa. voosd ssDa
spread the t;dings toshe iozr qsan<rsl
tie earth
To svo;d this cr6en vsss tspssd %
81 Ere % he sensfsrsd oil asd ere tcax
she desrxk. eagiDe-hcuse. asd al ts.ces
a III al vhScA I'D hses scattered
sboss were licked up By t4s AaDea
nea The ansy a he eS ezpsossas vss
eirenlaseA
hoeos 70 - . gesaniIy enoesds1
fnes 0pog q 40 0M w. shGeb
0neh - thess = Eu1s al - % -
- aosy siBs.lassd aDd w0 sps&aA b
- osusWpeg1 - geDss1lsod5cs -
Ma1sNE m N1pAy vs1knfsessd
~ asysh.g-" - Csyeais H1pSy
knsv ksnsr. - . thepsics q eda -
80 . s5sG3s - - aal - U1sa
Gse - hzse - Marphy. hsoks -
0ekee - covered - shmss -
ENsPs1 . ~ CN-@ CIV e.
Amkb ~
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10

nsy 8 sr.difsoasl- ney vsik Sss
q Tie station kand 10 hand. and they
aop q The era eoafecsiooex's and bar
soda v.aer ssd rd balls of pcpco-n and
0 quart 81 pranuts They ride On tbs
stroes an nd squeese- Thsy wander
through the cosrldor Of the Cisy Hall
and sqaeess harder. They q; on .
beach IN the Grand Circus PARA and
yeasu end sigh and lcek tnsrrs and
!ook - foolish n iso boys caught In .
nseion-paich
Juse soch q couple i~h the train xs
the Union Depot and walked up Jeder-
SIN ssenne yesterday. She had soss
curis and = piak DIRE. and \ yellos
sash. and be hsi 4 stand NJ collar sas-
Ing his ean %. . batton-hose eouqnss
and . pair q. new boot freshly gr~ss-d
and one size too small They hadn't
walked two blocks when they came TO .
man sitting on . box IN frost u . store.
and as he caught sight Of them . grin
ercpt over his face like mciass-, spread
ing ost on . shingie.
.Grinning ~ Is. l spases' qucrscd
the young man rs he cams 10 .
halt
YES" frankly replied the sitter.
'Tickies yoa mos, In death 10 SO Nc
take hold o; hands. don't up
lit does"
And you imagine you . sec ne
feeding each other caramels. cant
your"
II can"
And you shake MI over si tine way
We gswp around and keep our mouths
openy"
That's me"
We'll. that - me-. I'm no, purity.
and I haven't been cultivated between
the rows. nor hilled up nor fortified
! amt what YOU call stall fed. aud The
old ma looks twenty per cent. worse
than ! do. but it Won't take me over n
minute to jam your scyen teeth into the
ground, told Lucy I was going Ia be-
gin ON the frs, man who looked cross
eyed NJ Us. and you are the chap Pre-
pare % be pnlverized"'
..Beg pardon. but I didn't mean
-"
Eyes. you did Lucy. hold my ha,
while | mop him.
..Say- hold on-say--'
lie took up the middle o! the street
like . runaway horse. and the young
man took after him. but il was no u,e.
After q race of n block the man who
grinned gained SO fast that the other
stopped short and went back to his
girl and his hat. Stretching forth his
hand To the innocent maiden he re-
marked:
'.Lucy. clasp on To that. and IL you
let 60 for the next two hours. even tn
wipe your nose. I'll never call YOU by
the sacred name Of wife.'-DCtron Free
Press.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-08-10

Last August Mr.. johnson with his
wife, who had been doing the pleasure
resorts for two months, arrived ut the
quiet town of X. in New Hampshire,
where . small hotel. pleasantly situated
and very ~oleanly. offered him hospitali-
y. Alter supper the landlord walked
the piaxsa. and he was accoaed BY Mr..
Johnson. when the following dialogue
took place:
"Whsre's your sun-sethiIi'
"HAven't got any"
s'ls the Devils Gulch near hereY"
"Never heard 81 it,
"How far Is it % Lovers Lsape"
Unjust b fifty miles; but / don't
know"
"h The Silver Cascade runninerss
"Don't know; never knew Il was
around AeFa"
"How fhr 3 & - lie spxinesys
"Dida't know Ne kad any Aere-
oboutR"
.TAe s-ftzsptions a ibis plass azs way
lsws lfepPsAns'
sl611sW ard getting scasose.n
s6hb jnst - place 10 hare
beea sookin&. TheFe b nokhin9 % 80
nd Ne win Say hsrs . week"-Busea
Jessnal