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SyACaAMENro BOILER AND IRON WORKS,
- l street, between Front and Second, sacrs.
uei,to. Manufacturer Of Stes,n Boilers Sheet Hop
Work, etc. Also, all kinds Of &. airing. Chang ne
Portable Boilers from Wood to Straw Burners .
Specfalty je3-4pu
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I street, between Front and Second, sacrs.
nento Manufacturer Of Stes,n Boilers, Sheet Ion
Work. etc. Also, all kinds Of 4. airing. Chang ne
Portable Boilers from Wood to Straw Burners
speciality. je5-4pf
JOHN EIrEL.
A sSAYER AND CHEMIST, No. 317 S~hEET,
"A Sacramento CAL All Assays and Chemical
moderate rates. Mining Property Sold and Colo
Purchased. Instructions given in Blow pipe Assay
ng. tSxsD HoR CIRcULAR.) jes-4p1m
G. II. KREBs q co.,
4 IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN PAINTS, OILS,
Glass; Varnishes, Brushes, Wall Paper Wax
Flower Goods and Picture holdings, Painters and
Artists Materials. Sole Agents for Averilrs Mixed
Paints, Building Paper. No. 626 street, Sacra.
nento. Cal. jel-4ptf
HOBBY d ELLSWORTH,
n EALERS IN CHIMNEY PIPE, SEWER PIPE,
. Drain Tile, Stoneware, Crockery, Glassware
Aajolicaware, Decorated and Plain Flower Pots, etc
10. 317 street, Sacramento, Cal. je1-4pim
WEI. GUTTENBERGER,
IRON AND BRASS FOUNDER AND MA.
chinist, Front and streets. MANUFACTURER q
iuttenberger's Horse Powers, Pateht Ground Roller
md Clog Crushei and Barley Mills. All kinds Of
Hydraulic Pipes. For sale, Three Miller Patent Hay
Presses. je1-4p1m
Il. L, BILLINGS q co.,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS
In Fine Brandies, Wines and Liquors Agents
Ior DR.. Jaffe's Celebrated Cinchona Bitters also
agents for Ltton Springs Seltzer Water. Sonoms
county, California No. Ill street, between Fourth
and Fifth m25-4plm
8. .oARLI. :. ,. oRoLY
CARLE d CROLY.
HONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS, ARE PRE-
u pared to do all kinds Of work in their line, In
city or country Principal place Of business Sacrn.
mento. Shop, No. lila Second street, between Z
and L. Postoffice Box, No. 40, Sacramento.
m16-4ptf
h. ?. ROOT. ALKx. sKIIsoN j. DRIsooL.
ROOT, NELSON d CO.,
T1NI0N FOUNDRY-IRON AND BRASS
u Founders and Machinists, Front street, be
tween and o. Castings and Machinery Of every
description made to order. a24-4p1m
JAMES MCGUIRE.
N MANUFACTURER OF ROAD SCRAPERS
WI Iron Doors, Jail Cells, Shutters, Rsilings,
No. $40 X street, between Fifth and Sixth Second.
hand Doois for sale. Adapt
1856. r. FOSTER. 1889.
DoOKBNDER, PAPER-RULER AND BLANK.
Book Manufacturer, No. $40 Jstreet, between
Third and Fourth, Sacramento. a2o-4ptf
LOUIS SLOss d Co.,
nEALERS, CORNER OF FRONT AND l
IL streets Highest price for Hidee, Sheer
Pelts and Tallow Butchers supplied with Salt
Paper, latest improved Sausage Machines, Stuffers
Lard Presses, etc. Prompt cash returns made 70,
all consignments. a1S4ptf
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
GROVE L. JOHNSON,
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To LADIEs.-If you wish to render your
skin white and SO t. use Glen,.'s Sulphur
Scar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure on. mi1ut'.
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II. II. PETIT,

UTHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN
w Foreign and Domestic Cigars Tobacco, Gig
arettes, Pipes, etc. Always on hand full stock q
all classes Of goods in my line R. II. PETIT
Ap1r,,
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IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS
L In Fine Brandies, Wines and Liquors. Agents
for DR.. Jaffe's Celebrated Cinchona Bitters also
agents for Ltton Springs Seltzer Water Sonoma
county, California. No. Ill street, between Fourth
and Fifth m25-4plm
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RAILROADS, STEAMERS, ETC
CENTRAL PACIFIC RAILROAD.
Commencing Monday, May Is. 1889.
AND UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,
TRAINS AND BOATS WILL LEAVE SACRAMENTO

AS FOLLOWS:
xix A. M.-(Sundays excepted) -Accommo-
CsAv dation Train to Marysville, Red Bluff and
Redding.
OsIV cisco Passenger Train via Benicia. Second.
class Passenger Cars attached.
Q.(lfl A. M.-{Daily}-C. P. Emigrant Train to
OsVV Ogden.
H.QS A. M.-Daily}-C. P. Pacific Express, via
sou Bencia, for San Francisco.
1(As0A A. M.1or as soon thereafter as prac-
kV'VV tioable-Sundays cepted)-Steamer for
San Francisco, touching at all way ports
on the Sacramento river.
11sOk A. M.-(Sundays excepted) PASSENGER
AAssO Train for Woodland, Williams and vii.
lows.
l1.A( A. M.-(Daily) San Francisco Passenger
A1s1V Train. Connects at Calf with Passenger
Train for lone and at Lathrop with the S. P.
Atlantic Express for MADEIRA, Newhall
(Santa Barbaral Los Angeles, Yuma,
Maricopa PRESCOTT Tucson, Benson.
Deming, FL Paso, and Raymond, Texas,
1856 miles from San Francisco. Connects
also al Niles for San Jose.
0.9(1 r. M.M{Dailyto Oregon Express for
%sCV Marysvile, Chico, Red Bluff and Reddln.y
Portland, Oregonl
OLA II. M.5Daily}-Local Passenger Train
CIV for Auburn and Colfax.
0.S( p. M.-tDailyH San Francisco Passenger
OsOV Train, via Benicia.
A.ss p. M.-(Dailyl-Local Train TO Lathrop,
tsfC connecting with 8. p. Smigrant Train
for Deming and Fl Paso.
fs00 p. M.-(Sundays excepted) Passenger
ssOV Train for Woodland and Knights Land
Ing.
YAK r. M.-Dailyec P Atlantic Express
s'Oc for colfax, Reno Carson and virginiaA
Battle Mountain (Austinl Palisade
(Eureka), Ogden, Omaha and East.
r II. GOODMAN. .GenI Pass;r and Ticket Agent
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| (tRApUATE OF THE UNIVERSITY OF
" Berlin, Germany, and Of the Medical College Of
| the Pacific, San Francisco. Office and residence
521 street, between Fifth and Sixth. Sacramento
| Office hours, TO IL A. NJ, to s and to sP.N.
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w. A. aECmsON, M. D.,


OPERATING AND CONSULTING SURGEON,
No. 1ll6 Broadway street, Oakland, CAL, will
visit patients at distance for consultation to
perform operations matt
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BUSINESS CARDS


<N0NTRACToR AND BUILDER-sHOP, No GIL
" Oak avenue, between and X, Sixth and Sew
enth streets, Sacramento, Cal. Estimates fur
nshed for all kinds of work. Stores and oaices
fitted up. les 4n1m
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sion to Society, Dimness OF Vision, Noises In the
Head; tho vital fluid passing unobservcd In the
urine and many other diseases that lead tc insanity
and death.
DR.. MxSTIE. who Is q regular physician
graduate Of the University OF Pennsylvania
will agree TO forfeit Five Hundred Doll
lars for a csse Of this kind the VITAL
RESTORATIVE tunder bis special advice and
trcatment) will net euro, for anything impure or
injurious found in 1t. DR. MHNTlE treats all
Private Diseases successfully without mercury.
Consultation free. Thorough examination and
advice including analysis Of urine, Sc Price Of
Vital Restorative, So bottle, or fccr times
the quantity, $40; sent to any addrefs upon 70.
ceipt Of price, c. o. D. secured from cttorvation.
and In private name II desired, by A. r. IN sS--.y.
m. De-, No. II Kearay Street, San Franz
cisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREEi
viii be sent to any one applying by letter, stating
symptoms sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard 10
all business transactions
DIR. MINTlES KIDNEY REssFEE, III.
PHRETICUH, cures all kinds Of Eitney and
Bladder Complaints, Gonorrhpa, elect, lew oIrh@a
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle; six bDttlea
for @5.
DIR. MLsTIE's DAsBELEoE PILLS are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS
cure In the marKst. For sale by all Drugeists.
KIRK, GEARY CO., Sacramento. Whole
Agents. mo iply&o9 swIyWS
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his rcat
|streng 9Th en- n g

SIRE 2 ! u en- ! n q
Remedy and Nerve
TONIC Is the legiti.
mate result OF oyer 20
years' Of practical ox-
perience, and CURES
WITH UNFAILING
| CERTAIETY Nervous
land Physical Debility,
|SeminalWeakness,Sp er-
|mattorrhna. Emissions,
Impotency, Exhausted
tFtN.It4 D~.-.e..~~ n.
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WIZ. GUTTENBERGR

EALERS IN CHIMNEY PIPE, SEWER PIPE.
LIZ Drain Tile, Stoneware, Crockery, Glassware
Majolicaware, Decorated and Plain Flower Pots, ETC.
No. 317 street, Sacramento, Cal. je1-4pim
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HoNTRACTORS AND BUILDERS, ARE PRE-
" pared to do all kinds Of work in their line, In
city country. Principal place Of business, Sacra.
mento. Shop, No. lila Second street, between
and L. Postofice Box, No. 40, Sacramento.
ml6-4ph
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For Portland and Astoria (Orsgon),


For Portland and Astoria (0regOn)
CHANGE OF TIME.
THE OREGON RAILWAY AND
j. Navigation Company and Pa S<EA.
ciLc Coast Steamship Company will SLf-4EN
dispatch every four days from Spear. scsEz5zxzza
street wharf, for the above ports. one Of their New
Al Iron Steamships, viz
Columbia, Oregon, and state Of Cali.
fOrniR.
SAILING DAYS:
June. .............. 8, 7, IL, 10. 19, %. 81
July. 6, 10, IA, Is, 20, rs, 80
At 10 o'clock A. n,
Connecting at Portland, Or, with Steamers and
Railroads and their connecting Stage-lines for all
points In Oregon, Washington and Idaho Territories
British Columbia and Alaska.
Ticket Office: No. GA Montgomery street.
GoODALL, PERKINS / CO., Agents,
my3-d No. 10 Market street, San Francisco.
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MISS i. J. KELLOGG. MD.

nFFIcE AND RESIDENCE. NORTHEAST
" corner Of ,ond and streets. Office Hours
1oA NJ toI2 Nj; sr. NJ. to 5r NJ. and P. Nm2S I'm
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A SSAYER AND CHEMIST, No. 317 SThEET,
"A Sacramento Cal. All ASSAYS and Chemical
Analysis accurately carried out at short notice and
moderate rates. Mining Property Sold and Gold
Purchased. Instructions given in Blow. pipe Assay
ing. (SKND PoR CIRcULAR) ie2-4plm
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O. H. KRERs n CO..

IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN PAINTS, OILS,
i Glass, Varnishes, Brushes, Wall Paper, Wax
Flower Goods and Picture holdings, Painters and
Artists Materials. Sole Agents for Averills Mixed
Paints, Building Paper. No. 626 street, Sacra.
mento. Cal. jel4ptf
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MANUFACTURE OF ROAD SCRAPERS
WI Iron Doors, Jail Cells, Shutters, Ratings,
Gratings, Homework and Blacksmthing In general,
No. $40 street, between Fifth and Sixth. Second.
hand Doors for sale a22-4ptf
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SATURDAYS NEWS.

Five thousand People Starving In VIZ
aInia-A Mother Poisons Herself aho
Four Cbildren-Tbe Bank Robbers SAFE
an PowdeI Mssaz ne struck b,
u,h,nI,g-anI Interrupted Prizr Fight
Further ouirages in Ireland Disorae'
I'm Russia-A Balloon Aeeiden'-nrii'si
shin Foupdered- Unpardona'ie s'r
n, Eureka. Ney.-Fatai Accident nj saI
n,.ao-Captain Fined for ovcrcrowdin;
HIS stcamer-Etc.
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DIR. gIxOS.

HOMEOPATHIC PHYsICIAN-oFFI
III corner Seventh and streets (Nathsn's Build.
ing), and Residence, OILS X street. Office bours-
From 70 TO 3, G TO N. ml4-5plm
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I'm Chronic Catarrh
A Purely Balsamic
Electricity

Gentle. yet Effective, united
with Healing Balsam, rem
der COLLINS V0LTA1C
ELECTRIC PLASTERS one
hundred times superior to
nil other Plasters for every
Pain, Weakness and Inflam-
nation. Price, rs cents.
Sold everywhere.
dog 6mTh&M
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naAnrI,-I..,A


cline and LOSS OF MANHOOD, from Whatever
cause produced II enriches and puriies tho Blood.
Strengthens the Nerves, Brain, Muscles. Digestion,
Reproductive Organs, and Phys.ew aid Mental
Faculties. II stops any unnatural dobil.tatirg
drain upon the systeun, preventing Involuntary
losses dcbilit.ting dreams. seminal losses with the
urine, etc. 30 destructive TO mind and body. 1t la
sure cllrniratcr Of all KIDNEY AND BLADDER
COMPLAINTS. 1t contains no injurious ingredients.
To those suffering irons the evil elects
or youthful indiscFetfons or exccsses,
speedy, thorough and permanent GRE
Is GUARAETEED. Price, 50 20 per bottle,
or Ave bottles In case. with full directions and
advice, SO. Sent secure from observation 70 any
address upon receipt Of proc, or O. o. y. To b
had only Of
DIR. g. ID. gafGeid. as Kcarny street..
saa francisco, Cal. Cancellations strictly coEfs
dontiz by letter, or ct ofice, FREE. For the cen.
venenco Of pstients and i9prder 70 insure perfect
secrecy, / have adopted y pirate address, under
which, all packages are forwarded.
TRIAL BOTTLE FREEi
NOTICE. VIII send trial bottle Of
fte REJuyRSlTOR-sufsi 10 show It's
merff.free OF charge, 80 saY one aniicfeds
applying by letter, ssoaing hts symptoms
and age. Communication str city coan'
Dental.
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J. DRI8Col
JAMES MCGUIRE,

TYNION FOUNDRY-IRON AND BRASS
u Founders and Machinists, Front street, be
tween N and o. Castings and Machinery of every
description made to order a24-4plm
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THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

8 q never.falling Cure
or Nervous Debility, Ex.
hausted vitality, SOM
nal Weakness, Sper
matorrh9a, Lost Man.
90 d, Impoten cy,
Paralysis, and all the
terrible efects Of self.
abuse, youthful foliss
and excesgea In mature
yeaB-sJch as Loss 81
Memory, Lassitude, Hoe.
Surnal Emission Avay,
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DOMESTIC.

,,ox,vx,p FROM SPECIAL DISPATCHES TO The RECORD
UNION
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OFFICE AND RESIDENCE, N STREET BE.
Y tween Ninth and Tenth, Nos. 9l8 and go win
Witt tho Railroad Hospital daily at 9:3o A. NJ Office
hours--8 TO Q A. NJ; TO P.h and evenings mll-ln
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TO THE UNFORTUNATE +!
DR. GIBBONS DISPEESAgY,
v street, San Francisco.

Established In 1854 for
tho treatment CT Sexual
and Seminal disease,
such as0onorrhea, elect,
Structures, Syphilis In all
Its forms, Semina. Weak
ness, Impotency, Skin
Diseases, etc., perma.
nently cured rno charge.
seminal Weakness.
semina Emissions, the
consequences ofself-abuss.
This solitary vice or de.
PRAYED sexual indulgence,
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"As REMOVED HIS OFFICE AND RESI-.
III dence TO DR.. @. l. Simmons Be- ling,
street, between Second and Third. Office nours:
TO A. n, IL A. to ?. NJ. and 70 p. NJ mI2-ti
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SPIRITUALIsM.
HEALTH BATHSl

MFRS. EMMA A. MAYER (F0RMERLY MRS.
WI Jeffriesj, Trance Medium, 623 street, near
Seventh, can be consulted daily. iel0-lm
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A Romance Of the War.
Richmond Wing.


Soon after the battle OF Gettysburg
the Seventh Indiana regiment was
stationed near Waterford Loudon
county. An acquaintance sprang up
between Lieut.. Holmes. of the regi-
ment, and ~Allss l.izzle, canghter Of
John D. Dutton' The correspondence
between the two which ensucd upon
their separation led to their bctrotiaL
In an assault npon the Confederate
works at Petersburg the Young Lien.
tenant was Killed. a few days later
came a letter IRON his betrothed. A
friend and comradc OF the slam officer
Joseph N. Dunlap, knowingthe rela-
ton between the two, returned the
letter, at the same time apprIl"lng
MISS putton oil The iall OF her lover
a letter OF thanks from the young la
ny Tor the mourIilui attention paid
her, gave occasion Tor the interchange
oil several more epistles. MIR. Dunlap
was deeply impressed with the style
Of the letter, having previously seen
and admired the writer The tlfe oil
war rolled on until the torn battle
fias were iulied at AppomattoA. Inc
correspondence ceased, Mr. Dunlap
went to his home IN lunlaha ana iui-
fliled alOng-standlnS engagement ny
marrying the slaughtered neighbour
a year or two agothis lady died:
Mr. Dunlap went forth llito the
world alone man, and IN ms travels
found himself one day near. the house
.ol his former correspondent A,train
OF reccollectlons followed. Was she
married? No. The wldower tor d ;red
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Numbering Names.
Cincinnati Gazctte.l


If the bearers OF name choose 10
TO give 1t an eccentric pronunciation,
they have.a right TO do so, but they
can not complain if it is mispro-
nounced by strangers. Thus the
Virginia Taliafcrros ahd the Ken.
lucky Vallandiglans call themselves
respectively the Tollivers and Flana-
gans, but no uninstructcd person
would eyer think OF following their
example. The Quecrest case of the
kind is that OF the Enronghty family
of Virginia. whose name is pro-
nomced Darby. This has long re.
manned a mystery, but correspon.
dent of the Boston Transcript offers a
probable explanation in the fact that
some families named Epright and
Enraght emigrated from Ireland &c
this country several generations ago
They belonged TO the much ridiculet
sect OF the Darbyiles, and people
often halloed after them, go along
you old Darby" 1t seems quite
likely that the nickname became con
founded with the somewhat modified
proper name. II This is not a solution
of the mystery, II will DO difficult Il
fad another.
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Tha Tobacco Bill.

The bill now before the Legislature
! making it a felony for planters to Oh
tain advances from war,hOusemen on
their tobacco crops, and then dispose
of them to others, was discussed in the
Senate last Wednesday,. and, though
avolc was not reached, it is though:
it viii not become a law.
This j, to be much regretted, as
from the long peritd Of time necessary
to grow and market Il crop Of tobacco,
many planters are compelled to get
money adv n ed on the crop. and any
thing which increases the difficulty Of
so getting money with which to carry
on the work, will bring di, c ,miurt to
a large class of our best tobacco grow
es Atpresent there are many hon
est planters who will need money as
tie season progresses, in order to sup
port their hands and feed the stock ON
the fam. pf EeN
The aiehous"mon, looking to the
fees and charges on the sale of hccrop
are willing to advance the noney
where they believe the planter to be
worthy Of credit But the difficulty
is to know the good from the bad. a.
there will be some who use the oppoi
unity to ,lefraui those who nd them
money. There is no law now pro-
,ecting such advances over aud above
ordinary business transactions. There
fore, the warehousemen, befprc max
ing an advance, are now compelled to
exercise care in m king inquiry into
a ;lai ter's personal property and
financial standing, whi'h, TO say the
least OF it, is very unpleasant, an then
often fails to Afford protection. They
do not seek to make u profit on the
loan other than to get the tees 70,
selling. which planter would have to
pay to some one anyhow. li,this bill
should pass, no honest man would b,
affected by it, except, perhaps, h'
wuuld find il easier and more agreea
Die to get advances when needed.
1t would protect the wellmeanins
against the dishonest practices Of
few who tryto beat the war houSe
by getting advances and then runnin;
their crops elsewhere to sell, and re
fuSing to restore even the money OF
taine,l. This is OF course in instance:
where they have imposed upon til
warehonsemen in regard 10 tiuaneiu
Standing, etc. -g
The enactment Of snch law waul
not make man a fe OH. but uhaw he
already one it would enable some OIL
to have him punishel.
1t would hold the planter rcspouS
bic Tor the warehouseman's money i
the same wav as the latter Is no
T. held for the planters money when Il
: crop is sold in a warehouse Hon
Jou nal.
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i The silence Of the Scnate Chamber
was sudd My + ken hy Aowry Florida
who cried out:
lCall the S ma to or'!e''.
That'sa Plumb good oncf remarked
bl,e lug Kansas.
III enter it in my Kellogg, sang
out Louisiana, the female prNateer
That Ferry good, responded sturdy
Michigan. sIi VIZ
III give him a Garland, sang out
the Arkansas traveller.
! Oh, pull down your Vest, cried
merry y. mIi.
Hale frfow well met, shake, shout
I'd Ma, . aw~
La mar, aren't these folks cranky,
simpered Mississippi.
DON'T Teller lon'l Teller! shouted
Colora,,,, the mountain climber
al Vance the proposition that a
Ransom is necessary, SAID I'D tar heel
North Car0laa. ~. ~
A Butleris a cool thing to have III
the house, suggested aristrocratic
South Carolina.
Oh. Popgh! sneered Alabama,
| prefer a Miller, volunteered gold I
Ell haired California.
I've got Hill hats hard to climb .
boas ed gasconidlng Georgia.
can Walker log! yelled Arkansas
the tooihpick' wielder.
| can Groomc him. il am German!
cried My Maryland.
III can't Logan, or I'm a sucker,
shouted Stalwart Illinois.
Window upl Window mp! yocifer-
ated Vermont, the Green Mountain
boy.
dawes Mt interfere. explained eau
ton M1Ssachusett.
/ Oh, Fry, Fry, exclaimed Maine in
deprccatory tones, that sent them into
Il Brown study.
I'll sharpen yuur wits on Malone
said readjusted Virginia.
Just then 1'exas,, fearing Hoar
frost, quietly spui some Coke on tn
fire to produce a Maxey-mum Of heat
: thinking no one was looking, bu
: Wisconsin cried out rxuitingly;
Il SAWYER. ! Sawyer:
I. That's not Fair, eXpostulated sill
ver-tup Nevada.
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Tithlng Eggs.


An Did Mormon. whose wife was
sick, attempted to cook a breakfast on
his own hook He found some eggs in
the antry, which h, proceeded to
fry. 1t was pretty hard work to fry
those eggs, but good deal more Of a
Job to eat them. Que mouthiul was
enough, aud the old fellow rushed up
stairs with:
Betsy: what in the thundcr's the
matter with them eggs?
Did you get 'em in that earthcrn
crock on the top shelf, just alongside
the sassengers?
That's the place.
Oh, John those eggs have been un
dor tho red hen four weeks. They ain'l
for table use, Thcm's tilhin' eggs,
John. When | cant hatch eggs |
turn 'cm over to the Lord Salt
Lake Tribune.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-03-14
4 Determined Nan.

The editor Of the Louisville Courier
Journal has been thrown i,to wild
spasms Of terror by the tact that la
dies dress reform ASSOCIATION in En-
gland, composed Of eminently respec-
table women, and led by tho Viz
countess Habberton, proposes to du
away with the present style of .ieinal''
apparel and don the masculine trousers,
aud be shreiks in dismay: 1--WE are
willing that they shall have the bal
lot when they convince us that they
want it; we are willing that they
should give us the whole width of the
street crossing, and take the mu'l; we
are willing that they shall resign to
us their seats in the horse cars am
other public places, and receive in re-
turn our placid disregard; we are cv-
en- willing that they should crawl ont
Of bed first, and kiudle the fire in the
morning; bnt. by the holy hide pfth'
sacred bull, we will cling to our panta'
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-03-14

An effort existing without cause
IL an ilnpossibility; tickling IN the
throat, huskness OF the voice, violent
coughing, etc, are the effects of q
severe cold. DR., Bulls Cough Syrup
cures the cold at once aud removes its
serious effects