Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-14
ALL SORTS.

money ana lame are TWO lnlHSS tnaJ men WORK
hardest for, and after death worth to them just
about as much as the other.
Wheat Bitters. The best blood, brain and nerve
food in existance. 1t is scientific preparation which
will do all that is claimed for it.
Household hints-Pokers and broomsticks
Demand ii, and take other iron preparation ex-
cept Browns Iron Bitters 1t is the best.
The best thing in bonnets continues to be in the
pasta pretty face.
Butchers Dead Shot for Bed Bugs acts quick and Is
terribly effectve-25c. butchers Fly Killer attracts
to certain and inevitable death-5c.
Woman's nhumanty to woman is unbalanced by
her insane devotion to mascuinity.
Cultured Boston people freely indorse Healy's Veg
etable Tonic Pills and Cordial they know its value
See advertisement on this page.
Cephane prevents insanity and cures epileptc fits.
1t didn't require much of a philosopher to discover
that all rich widows handsome.
HAY FEvER--For hay fever 1 recommend Ely's
Cream Balm. 1t entirely relieved me from the first
application; have been sufferer for ten years. Going
from home and negecting to take the remedy, 1 had
attack; after returning 1 Immediately resorted to
it. and found instant relief believe had begun its
earlier, should not have been troubled. ]. Col
lyer clerk, lis Broad St., Elizabeth. NJ.
Messrs. White Burdick, druggists, Ithaca. N. Y
recommend to those suffering (as have been) with
hay fever Ely's Cream Balm. have tried nearly all
the remedies and give this decided preference over
them all. 1t has given me Immediate relief. G. T.
| Stephens hardware merchant. Ithaca New York.
Price so cents. Apply into nostls with little finger.
Long-pointed finger nails are fashionable among
women, but they will never be popular with married
men.
| AN IMPossIBILITY.-Deserving articles always
appreciated. The exceptional cleanliness of Parkers
| Hair Balsam makes it popular. Gray hairs are i'm,
possible with its occasional use.
An exchange thinks that Pittsburg will never make
success of glass shingles. There is chance fol
the carpenters to nails.
How IT WAS DoNE.-"How do you manage" said
lady to her friend, "to appear happy and good
tured all the timer" 81 always have Parker's Ginger
Tonic handy" was the reply, land thus easily KEEP
myself and family in good health. When am well
always feel good natured.'
A New York doctor says there is an unusual amour
of ozone in the atmosphere this year, but that's
excuse for man to steal fellows umbrella.
Coon WORDS FROM DRUGGIsTs.-"Malt Bitters arr
the best 'bitters'"
"They promote sleep and allay nervousness
'tBest liver and kidney medicine SELL"
'They knock the 'Chls' every time"
"Consumptive people gain flesh on them."
"Malt Bitters have rivals IN this town."
"Best thing for nursing mothers we have.'
ave like to recommend Malt Bitters."
Boston gossips declare that Oscar Wilde has met hi
fate, and will marry New England girl. What tn
New England girl has done to merit such fate is
stated.
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry coughs, cold
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, col
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs an
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
what have you done since last saw you ?" CIV
been attending a of free lectures" "a cours
of free lectures!" Eyes, was married a week aftt
! we parted"
PERSONAL! To MEN ONLY!-The Voltaic Belt &c
Marshall Mich will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ele
tro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial #
l thirty days to men (young or old) who are Athlete
with nervous debility. lost vitality and manhood al
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and compile
L restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above N. B.-No risk is incurred as thirty days. tri
is allowed
A woman has suggested that when man brea
= his heart it is all the when lobster brea
of his claws. another sprouting Immediately al
growing in its place.
Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia. general debili
2 liver complaint boils, humors, chronic diarrho
nervous affections female complaints and all diseas
originating in a bad state of the blood.
"Yes," said Fogg, 81 used to believe everythin
was the most credulous fellow alive. But" he addt
J. "snce I have had this COMPOUNDED sore throat, it
hard for me to swallow anything
'RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
l. last Ask druggists for Rough Rats 1t cles
h out rats mice, reaches flies, bed-bugs l5c boxes
SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover Absol,
for debility and weakness of the gene
s tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
$l.25. 6 for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N. J.
Il Observation-Disclosures, quick, complete cure da
+ urinary affections, smarting, frequent or difficult
e nation, kidney diseases 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express. $l25, for So. E. S. Wells. Jersey City, N
~ They were talking about beauty, the other evenl
). when Miss S. remarked: "Well. say what you W
- homey people are almost Away unusually blieh
= Miss B. (sotto voice.: 1.-THE egotistI'
Il RESCUED FROM DEATH.-William ]. Coughlin,
II Somerville Mass, says: "In the fall Of 1876
s. taken with bleeding of the lungs followed by sew
If cough. lost my appetite and flesh and coniI
to my bed. In 1877 l was admitted to the hospi
The doctors said l had a hole in my lung as big a
half dollar. At one time report was around tina
IL was dead. l gave up hope but friend told m,
IL DIR. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. got a
l. tie, when to my surprise, commenced to feel bet
ST and to-day feel better than for three years past
ht 81 write this hoping every afflicted with disc
ed lungs win take Dr. William Halls Balsam and
convinced that consumption can be cured. can
- lively say it has done good than all the OF
III medicines l have taken since my sickness" Sold
Ell ! E. +. Dutton Barton. Vt.