The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-09-28
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hsiAihG iAfe Aftt tnhfAF w "'N -
tan 81 wysi
Tso gsIasics youpg msn claim 70 have
d.seoroa per,eiua tnosita boiA aiie
lhs mme F'il, probably
Tinaneisl 'sThsy ,ell sse you'fe ha'
sosss nopey BEN yea, said Brovn. "fes,
rsyifa Foee ssdiy, - iei, ne Iong $50
Tho siins eta boe ia uuly oneihtr'y'
~eaYad = a inch long Il year mag
laaiiop ti.a, makes v secm rs iong As
hps hAudie
The i.ss, reason yti advanced for hAF'
lsg Mo,sAas washing day. The neli day Al
tsg srn1se. = becnse cleanliness Is next
toeodlinons
hpasac leta EIl, abo, When her
lover. who WA too lsathiul 10 speak GOT
a.i,d ber vhs; be sboald DO, replied "Do
xnie sud fear noi
A man has invested chair that can
h. adluste1 10 eight hundred different
positions II Is designed for boy 10 sit
10 when hs goos 70 church.
"A Gernsn who WAS lately married
ssys, lit vac easier for needle TO vslA
out II a ramcl. ESQ than fora mans to get
der la, word nit yoomans
The iul,rrs happened 10 he small, al
dinuer. sna the small hoy ssid as be pass
"a his plato ~ Tie bird time please
give ne ags or sin ofthose poisiociis
4 alillmsn turned pale when several Of
his customers dubbed together and
msde Lim a rr,sat Ola tear-pip IN The
shape u pump II wss cow'herdly
Act
Arab Dcy had a LOT OF sympathy IN
this country until he got licked Every
body nov fays that he was q cantankerous
rebel who ought TO have been elubbed on
The start
a very popular shade is called stu.
d,ufs blue. II is about the color Of q
Hanald mans eyeiid after he bias beth
out late aud had a iussel with Boston
policeman.
The census shows that the number Of
persons In family IN the United States is
small fraction over five, In some fam
ilies We know. tie husband is the small
fraction over.
No said the prominent member oil
ayermont parish jackson will never do
for deacon. He hain't got the qualiiica.
tons. Why, durn IL, I've cheated him on
L0rse-trsde myself.
The Young man who wants 10 look
toney this winter will have 10 get some.
thing diAefen, from an ulster. A red and
white blanket, buttoned under the chin.
would attract attention.
When a man kums to me for advice,
find ont the kind Of advice lie wants, and
give il TO him; this satisiys him that be
aud are tsoG % smart men az there is liy
ing .osl Biatngs.
Tile new color in mems clothing il
called salt maekcrel. II this fish could
see the The breyity ofthe coat tails nov
be would blush to own that the shade wa
named 10 his honor.
The old proyerb says, "ltiehes arr
but the baggage Of virtue" We are our
selves uriuous but somehow when VI
travel We can always get our baggage
into small handbag.
There are now about 2,4o0 diiieren
diseases, aud every year the strain on
single patent medicine becomes harder
vet the the medicine stands up manfull
aud promises TO cure them all,
While Ms. Bascom was IN town ST.
saw a young lady and gentman playIn
lawn tennis. Wal | declar'V she said
turning TO Ebepczer, they keep EN- seq
sraied with net now a-days, don't they2
An exchange puts solemn truth in
novel aud pungcnt way when il says tina
some men wear their best pants out j
the knees in winter getting religious, an
the seats OF their trousers out in summc
oaekslidng.
What did you think OF my train ,
thought which you noticed this evening
asked lecturer Of q supposed friend.
thought il lacked only one thing. reptile
the supposed friend "Ahr responded III
delighted lecturer, "what was that" I"
sleeping car.
--You eIasperating little simpleton, 20
have not got a particle Of capacity, sui
an Austin school teacher TO little john
Fizzleiop, adding, what will become
you when you grow up? How will 20
earn your salt9' Il dunno-,each schoo
| reckon" Whackl Whackl Whaeh
Builerf You remember the story
the guest who was eating more butter tbs
biscuit, while the landlady looked on, al
Gagcted. and limited until she fairly WEE
into a nervous ft Finally she said 81
soa kno~ that butter is up to 60 cents
poundy" The hungry guest reached O
aud took what there Was left "Well
drAwled, appro,ingly and reassuringly
good bn,tsr is worth il"
"A Young lady having ''set her cap {
rather large specimen Of the opposi
seA, and having failed 10 win him. was te
ing bef sorrow 10 couple Of Der confdau
when one OF them eomiorted her vi
these words Never mind, Mollie, there
- goes. fish In the zen as ever was caught
"Mcllie knows that. replied her lii,
brother "bui she wants d whale.
Rector whose ennie has left 4
parish. visiting old woman: well, IL
~. expect you viii miss Mr. Robinson