The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-12-21
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"A Ne. Iorl gIii hss made sl5a.cs
ysn 81 ifsnskci4oa. A cas- ~ u bis~ q
,scA sana 10 klpslam come
IA OH City men traded 81 ti' gsE
fot deg. t.~csuse be- wasted 10 get sotDs'
,l'ing is bod.
lie ssid Der hssr VAS dyed, and shcii
h. indisnahiiy exclaimed. IT'S falsslT he
ssij be presumed 60
An snFsred Fisi 10 the hspp'ssi sheu
sis pils II 10 ssoahcr firi Who is 20, en-
gagged ADD noi iihsly 30 i~.
The oocl 81 Pslasylrania househoid
reeepily addeA insult 10 injury by puiiine
arsenic iH,o oae q Der minoe pies
yea ISN'T 10 make Bosion Demo.
ersi msd. remind him Of The time when he
s~a 70 oali Governor elect Butler ODD
Cosirye
"A Jerseymsn. ~bo lately fell heir 10 q
ceusiasrsbls iubeni.nee. immediately sent
fof tabor 10 come and measure him for a
eos, Of arms
Tslmsge saws the young man who car
~. pi.iol ought 10 he spanked. u the
,oaug nan carries the pistol in bis hip
rake,, T.imsgr l@iter look out hos be
spAsk. hin
Nevada paper tells Of = man who
vss eaten ~ by l-'ar While asleep. He
slil l,r much asionished citizen when he
~sIss np add finds where be is
A Georgia man fought IN the dark for
iso hours Via, he supp ,sed TO be meet
81 black snakes. aud when they finally
brought a lantern II proved To DO an old
hoopskir
Joseph Cook OF Boston delived 2d0
hectares during bis recent tour around the
world Thai &c are still on terms Of peace
Nth all nations. save the Indians. is lit
lie remarkable.
Old fashioned warming pans are com.
log into style again; not particularly TO
warm beds with. but to hang up IN the
pirlor with hand painted lily OF the
valley on them.
"A man 10 Springfield. Mo. poured
out glass Of Shiskey, looked at II mo-
meat aud then dropped pead. This should
lea warning 70 all men to drink their
whisky as soon As they pour il ont
Why do so many men make practice
Of eating cloves between the acts OF the
operal so that no breath OF suspicion
may lie cast upon their conduct.
"A Missouri book agent piled ties
across tie railroad track. ran ahead and
saved. passenger train. took 100 or.
ders from the grateful passengers. with
ont change Of countenaDce.
The New Bedford man who tainted
sway out 10 Montana Was only brought
ont OF The 1t by placing dead fish 70 his
nose. A. he slowly began to revive he
murmured; How good II smells just
like home"
Miss Notebanger had just finished
difficult" piece Of music upon the piano
forte. Beautiful. isn'tg' remarked O.
Young lady. "Ycs. replied Fogg. "Splen'
did exercise; superior to dumbbells, but
rather exhausting TO beginner, lshould
ay."
A quaint old minister once asked what
he thought ofhis two sons. who we're both
preachers. swell he replied. George
has better show in his shop window than
John. but John has larger stock in his
warehouse"
A dispute among pail bearers at
funeral in Wyoming ended in two being
knocked down People who might have at
ten led aud didn't. are so disgusted with
themselves they don't know what to do,
Perhaps. after all, there is too much
freedom in the country. Our youths raise
what they are pleased to call mousiaches,
upon the slightest provocation, and socie-
~ is powerlcss TO prevent the
outrage.
well. remarked a young NJ. d.,
just from college, Il suppose the next
thing will be to hunt good location, aud
then wait for something to do, like Pa
thence on . monument" Yes sail
bystander. '.and il won't be long after you
do begin before monuments will be on the
patients.
p-..s si,u occupation OF Egpyt y.
ile British army. q colonel saunterins
outside his camp, near Gezirch palace,
was hailed bya sentry. lyon must 10,
20 there sir" do you zee who / am
Col. 1872" Yes. sir. know. But the
harm ladies are living in that house, and
the orders are from Sir Garnet that he is |
nui 10 hc let in there himself. II be wants
10"
BETTER Is one 81 the most gratifying |
results Of the modern COW. but the but
ter thai Is calm. placid aud psc iic
IA to top Of the Tub. gaining your conf
,lencr aud then rising mp out OF the l.s't-
tom ss you get down on il, and cleaning
oui the whole family like an army with
banners. !. 10, the symbol Of q slorivu,
progress
why did ven speak to tina, police.
mani Are you scqusinted With binr"
asked Milligans vile A. she and Der 4 n
l.aui ~ere walking home from the theatre.
the other night. oh. mol l don't H., v
the man. replied MilIiesn: II Was SIM "
NY du,y az citiEcn 10 see II be az
awake.