The Portland daily press., 1882-08-28

| genuine.
| 1t is said that the Princess Louise, wife of
| Lord Lorns, ''has her favorite French and
| German authors ia her bedroom, where she
can always pat her hands on them" We
shouldn't blame Lorne for making row about
| that.-Lowell Citizen.
| Horsford's Acid Phosphate for the Ill
Effects of Tobacco.
DR.. G. A. FERNALD, Boston, says: II
have used it in cases Of impaired nerve func-
ton with beneficial results especially in cases
where the system is affected by the toxic ac-
ton Of tobacco"
Ask your physician and he will tell You that
for all the elements which give health, strength
and vigor to the system, there is nothing bet
ter than pure malt. Only the purest malt is
used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bit
tiers.
The balance of life is lost when the nerves
are over-wrought Their must be peaceful
sleep end god digestion, or fretfulness and
wild distress will dominate energy and dis
sipate hope. Cured only by the use of Dr.
Bensons Celery and Chamomile Pills.
The following is the latest joke from the
New York Nation: SIN America not one man
in a hundred thousand has either the manners
or the cultivation of gentleman, or changes
his shirt more tn an once week, or eats with
fork" onder what sort of crowd the edi-
tor of the Nation chums with to get such no.
tions.--Boston Post.
A true friend to the weak and convalescent
is Browns Iron Bitters.
To be disposed OF under the hammer-A car
pet tack.-Lowell Coul Ter.
This year people have been going away to
spend their money, not to spend the summer
New Orleans Picayune
| To equalize the circulation of the blood use
the Hop Plaster, which carries off acrid humors
and impurities by natural processes. % cents
each.
Funny fact That "noon,' whether we spell
it backwards or forwards, is always midday
Andre ws's American Queen
Inc sovereign temperance toulC, WAoos
Bitters, is the purest and richest blood, brain
and nerve food in existence. DIR. BROWN.
WOMEN find a truly sympathetic friend in
the lady proprietor of Healy's Tonic Pills and
Cordial. See advt. on this page.
Hundreds of Emphatic Endorsements prove
CEpHALNE an uneqnalled remedy for Nervous
Diseases.
Ella Wheeler wants us to ''sit down at set of
sun and count the things that we have DONE"
Cant do it, Ella. That's our busy hour; and
besides, we don't care to keep count OF EN-
1t wouldn't pay.-Nerristown Herald.
THE weak, work and dyspeptic should take
Colden's Lebig's Liquid Beef aud Tonic In
vigorator Ask for Colder's, of druggist.
There is no anticipating the freaks of child
ish curiosity. When you least expect it you
are contour aed by problem which is quite as
liable to try your patience as it is to puzzle
your wits. "Are these things good to eat?" said
youngster to his mother at the table of q Bos-
ton hotel, sticking his fork into cod fish ball
and holding it close up to her nose. Yes, my
DEAR she answered with shudder, much
better to eat than they are to smell.
Ign Eagle.
*Women that have been bedridden for years
have been completely cured by the use OF
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Anybody who doubts the superiority OF wom-
an over man should visit summe or resort and
be convinced. While a woman will appear in
new glory of adornment three, four, five and
six times day, a man, the incapable. will loll
around from morning till night in a pair of old
trousers, base ball shoes, wooden shirt, SLOUGH
hat and nasty old pipe, without having the
life TO make the least change OF toilet. All,
yes, woman is superior to man, my friend, and
don't you disremembsr it.-Boston Transcript.
A smooth bore is held in less estimation than
rif1ed one. But it is useless to attempt to III
fe the smooth bore that the newspaper office
knoWs.-Boston Advertiser.
A rich blood food, easily assimilated, is
Wheat Bitters. So say all who have used
them.
a new pab6nI Daliol-DO4 has peSu luV0utcu
which it is said knocks the stutfing'' out of
the old kind.-Bosten Commercial Bulletin.
For the prompt and certain cure Of cry
sipelas, use Ayers Sarsaparilla, which is the
specific endorsed by the most eminent medical
authorities.
The Cape Ann Advertiser tells how to color
old gold with hors.-radish leaves. What we
want to know, is how to get any old gold to
color.-Lowell Courier
A girl dressed in male attire fell of Missis-
sippi steamer few days ago. She was rescued,
but it was suggested that she be left in the wa
ter for q BELLE boy.-Boston Advertiser.
No matter how handsome Young woman
may be, when the right man comes along she
is ready to yield the palm of beauty, il he have
the sense to ask for it, Boston Transcript.
Hub 1t In.
Jacob Leeckman, 274 Clinton street, Buffalo,
n. Y, says he has been using THOMAS ECLEc-
TIC ON for rheumatism. He had such lame
back that he could do nothing; but one bottle
entirely cured him.
The power of the human eye can only be full
ly appreciated when q well-regulated wink will
change bottle of tonic beer into bottle of la
ger in spite of the label--Malden Headlight.
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