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FEEDIao FOWLS BY MACHINERY.

The process of feeding fowls by machinery
in France is thus described Imagine the
top of round tea-table divided off into two
sections, with partition between each sec
ton and board in front with q half-moon-
shaped aperture in it. In each of these sec
tons is an unhappy duck or chicken con-
fined by chain to each leg, and under each
is fitted tray which receives The dirt, and
Is emptied each day. Through the center of
this structure goes round post, and there
is series of such tea-table tops to the roof
of the building, each with its divisions and
imprisoned fowls. At stated intervals
man comes around with complicated
machine, filled with kind of thin Cruel, and
fitted with a pipe Mt the end ofa long india
rubber tube. He introduces this pipe down
the throat of duck, presses down pedal
with his food, and a certain quantity of food
is forced down the creatures crop, disc
above showing exactly what amount of force
he is to use and how much food passes.
This process is gone through with each fowl
till oil are fed, and it is repeated four times
day for ducks and three for chickens.
Two weeks suffice to fatten q duck, but three
are necessary for q chicken. Apart from
the necessary confinement of the birds, the
process does not seem to be at all n cruel
one, "a the amount of food forced down their
throats is not excessive. s#t
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-08-23
THE YELLOW BIRDS rNsrINoTs.

Mr.. Daniel @. Beard, writing in the ScientE
ic American, says that our Summer yellow
birds, though confding little creatures, are
not readily duped or imposed upon by the
COW blackbird which deposits its eggs indis-
criminately among the nests Of smaller birds,
SO that its young nre Matched and reared
without any care from the real parents.
+ The instinct Of the yellow birds is suf-
ficiently near reason for them to detect the
difference between their own little, fragile,
prettily Marked greenish colored eggs and
the great dark colored ones the vagabond
COW blackbird has surreptitiously smuggled
into the cosey nest. The domestic little
couple cling to the spot selected for their
house and will not leave it, neither win they
hatch the obnoxious eggs, which they are
apparently unable to throw ont but the
difficulty is soon surmounted and so are the
gratuitous eggs. for the iildefatigable workers
proceed ut once to cover up the COW black
birds eggs by constructing new nest on
top of the old one building a second story,
NJ it were, to their DWELLING"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-08-23
WOMAN SUFFRAGE IN WYOMING.

Women don't want to hold Office" said
Gov. John w sHoyt Of Wyoming Territory
in lis lecture on women suffrage last evening
before large audience in Association Hall I;
they do not care for public life. During
all my experience in Wyoming Territory,
where women are citizens, and hold the
same civil rights as men, | have not heard
of one woman who desired active public life.
It Misunderstanding to know how woman suffrage
was obtained in Wyoming. A saloon keeper
one day said to his wife Betty, it is q
shame that should be member of the
Legislature and make laws for you, when
you are so much better than t. OF course
Betty agreed with him. When this man
went to work at his bill for woman suffrage
people smiled and the members of the Legis-
latire smiled. But he was shrewd man.
He went to the Democratic members and
said Here, you may as well vote for this,
because, even fit does pass, which is doubt
full, the Republican Governor will vote it,
and you can thus show your liberality.' He
told the Republican members that the bill
wouldn't pass, and that they had better put
themselves on the good side of the record
any way. The result astonished everybody.
The bill passed by great majority, and Che
Governor, John A. Campbell, signed it.
The next Legislature tried to repeal the bill
bur couldn't. - hfladeLpJtiG Times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-08-23
A SUFFERERS MISTAKE.
4 How a Minnesota Mau Got Himself Into n
Matrimonial Scrape.


No philosopher ever yet has found great
good in that vocal infrmity whence stutter-
ing comes. The tongue-tied are saved from
hasty speech, and it may be that Charles
Lambs lingual defect helped along his jokes,
but ordinarily, as in the case of certain
young man of Minneapolis, suffering is q
misfortune. This young man had been
thrown into the company of a husband-hun
ing woman, who, though not exactly young,
struggled to keep within the twenties. As
the story runs, the stutterer was Obliged to
take the woman home from party the 9TH
err night, and rs they drove along in sleigh
he calamity entertained her with talk upon
current topics AS they neared the woman's
house the sufferer remembered that in his
overcoat pocket was paper bag filed with
mixed caramels bought for another girl, and
placing his hand on that part of his coat, he
asked: .Lu-Lr-cy, do-do-do you love mix
mim-mix-" But Lucy, feeling the youths
right arm fumbling at her side as if to encir-
Gle her waist aud hearing what she supposed
were words of declaration, fell fainting upon
his shoulder All That the poor stutterer
could do or say upon her recovery failed to
release him. and now he is defendent in q
breach of promise suit.
A DErsRsrNED TnnERAk etpE u, r.
Estey, of Audubon, Ia, publishes a card in
the Sen tiael, in which he says; 81 hope
any son-of-a-gun who sees me taking anoth-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-08-23
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
BELTIDERE DITTSION.
On and after June 10. 1882,

On and after June 49, 1882
Trains for Ne,c York and Philadelphia
Leave Manunka Chunk $40, 6.45 m, IL 80 and
5.14pm
Leave Belyidere $40 an 55 a m, II &c and go
pm.
I'M.
Leave Frenchtown Al n, 752 ~, 40 and 6.25
pm.
Leave Remington 7.35 an 1880 and 5.i5 y
Arrive Lambertville 8.13 10, 1.40 and 5.4I IN.
Leave Lamberiville 7.20 and 500 m, 2.10, $50
and 100 p m.
Arrive Trenton 7.5I and s.4s m, 2.45, 80 and
100 pm
Arrive Philadelphia (KensingtonJ sos and 1872
m, 4 .OS and sos IN.
Arrive Philadelphia BROAD Street Station $40
and $50 m, $50, as aud S.45 pm
Arrive New York, via Trenton, 1045 10 525
s.45, and 10 IS pm. Is
Trains from Philadelphia and Ne" York
Leave New York via Trenton 7l5, il.05 m,
1900 3.55 and 4.55 p m.
Leave Philadelphia (Kensingtonj 7.55 a m, I2.oi
2.l0 So and 535 M
Leave Philadelphia BROAD Street Station 7.45
a IN, 1901, 800, 80 and GOO m
Leave Trenton 500 a N, Lib, 952, 635 and 10
Arrive Lambertyille 9.3s m, l.5O 427, e.o5 and
Leave LsmbertyiDe for Pennington 9.ss m, ~
Arrive Pennington 1905 a m, 500 and Gao m.
Leave Frenchtown 1903 m. 2.23. 62y and sl9
Leave philllpsburg 1912 m, 400 100 and 500
pm.
Arrive BeIvidere II 09 IN, 1928, 7.2s and 45 m.
Arrive Manunka Chunk Ills III, 3.35, I.35 and
$50 IN.
Connection is made at Mannnka Chunk with
Delaware Lackawanna Western Railroad Le-
high Junction with Lehigh Valley Lehigh 4 Sus-
auehanna, Morris Essex, and New Jersey Central
Railroads. AT Lamhertville with Pennington Rail-
road At Trenton with trains TO and from New
York, Camden &c,
For further In formation, see timetables, when
can be obtained at the ticket Offices
FRANK THOMSON, j. II. WOOD,
General Manager. General Passenger Agent
r w. JACKSON.
Genl Supt. Z. r. R. of n. ]. Div. \
]. A. ANDERSON, supt. Belydere DIV
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scALPED BUT NOT scARRED.

Tie Excuses d stranger Made 10 Gain
sW ss9 Money and - n,pafIy.
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walnut Leaf Hair Restorer.

1t is entirely different from all others
It is as clear as water, and, as its name
indicates, is perfect Vegetable Hair
Restorer. 1t viii Immediately free the
head from all dandruff, restore gray hair
to its natural color, and produce a new
growth where it has fallen off, It does
not in any manner affect the health,
which Sulphur, Sugar Of Lead, and Nj
trate of Silver preparations have done. 1t
will change light or faded hair in few
days to beautiful glossy brown. Ask
your druggist for it. Each bottle is war
ranted. SMITH. KLINE & Co, Wholesale
Agents, Philadelphia, and C. N. CR1T-
TENToN, New York
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The occupant of Griswold street Office
received call yesterday from stranger who
said he was trying to raise money to help
him on TO Vermont, and when the citizen re-
piled that he had already disposed of seven
callers since morning, the man continued r.
II tell yoa I have had hard luck
lost my whole family by one accident"
well, that was bad"
'And was robbed in Denver of 81 000.p
g Yes you should have been more care
full
'.Then was sick for four months"
81 sec IL 81
But that isn't what complain most
about" continued the stranger. 81 fell into
the hands of the Indians, and they scalped
me-"
Scalped you? Let me see your head
The man removed his cap, and displayed
a skull as bare and shiny as a billiard ball.
scalped Why, yon haven't been scalp
ed"
"Oh yes, have"
g But there is no scnr here. You are
simply baldheaded man. If you Ind been
scalped there would be some evidence of it
beside n lack of hair"
But the Indians sandpapered the evil
dences all away before they let me go! Wig
orously protested the unabashed sufferer
As soon as the citizen began hunting for
an old chair leg the stranger clattered down
stairs but at the doorway he turned around
and called out -
That's the way with the whole gang of
youin this town. The Injuns might cut a
mans head clean off and you'd claim that he
was born that way 4 Don't you throw that
club at mel and I'm going to Vermont if /
have to ride in palace car to get there l"-
Detroit Free Press.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-07-29
EN Died FROM 1T.

J w Adams, |ewHrt, Ohio, vs.: ''Cuticura
Remedies are the creates medicines on enrth. Had
the wO' st salt rhcum in this county. My moth
er he'd II tn cntv "ca's, and in fact died from IL.
aei Cutie r. wUull have saved her life. NV
ar'ns Urea ard hca were covered tor for .hree
yeas, winch nuthirg -lieved or cured until used
h" ui'cuya II solvent blood purifier internally,
and Cuticura and Uutcur" soap externally.
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sDd IL y3i, Baths obsaths! Bathsagug
baths, hot and cold, at w. c. Moote's
l.IGoD rirr AZ
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A woman,s Experience.

Mothers and daughter should feel
alarmed when WEAKNESS constantly OPP
presses them. IF am fretful from eX-
haustion of vital powers and the color is
fading from my face, Parker's Ginger
Tonic, gives quick relief. 1t builds me
up and drives away pain with wonderful
rtainty.".BuffalO lady. =
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SALT RlIEUM.
CUTICURA

and Cuticu~a Soap externally and Cntlcura Resell
vent internally wiz positively cure every species
OF hum"r. from co mon p mple to scrOfula.
Prize; Cuticura esovent, g. % per bottle; cuti-
cura g nor box, large boxes, 81. 90: Cuticura
mrlcina toilet -oap. &c. cnicnra me 'ic,na shay.
ing oe?, l5c. Sold ever where
Principal Depot. WEsKs Il PoTrrR, Boston.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-07-29
PSORIASIS.

III ECorperter, ESQ, H''n"ersor, N Y, cured of
Psrri s's of Lcprosy of twenty years standing, by
the u,cura resolvpnt rterna Wand Cu,icura and
rulcnra ~oap extern NJ. The most wonderful
c9sc on record Cure certified to before justice OF
the peace aud promnent citizens. Al afflicted
with iic' i'g and scalv diseases should send to us
for this testimonial IN full.
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Permit no Substitute

Insist upon obtaining FlorestOn CO.
lOgne. 1t is pre-eminently superior in
permanance and rich delicacy:sOf fra
GRANGE. =
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-07-29
stray Thoughts.

n A dull proser is more endurable than
siI a dull joker.
~ II 70 Originality is nothing but judicious
NJ imitation. ,,d,
1a mo man can be good critic who is
II not we'll read in human nature.
XXI xxx, He is most to blame who breaks the
T Iaw--no matter under what prOvOcation
lg9 he may act.Y YinU9 ilfsgol
~ The earth with its SCARED face is the
, symbol Of the past, the air and Heaven
Of futurity. -''i ' aoe ,," g,,
One should be careful not to carry any
.99of the f6llies Of .youth into Lold age for
.ioi old age has foilies an6aigh of itslowl.
I ; He that hath a,scrnfhfops conscience is
+, like a horse not we'll weighed; be Starts
d lat every bird that flies out OF the ohedgd
Admiration is forced tribute ind
II tooextOrt it from mankind they must be
taken, unawares. "a liam, ' ',I
There are variety OF little jcircum-
~ stances in life which like pins in a lady's
'ili dress are necessary for keeping it togeth-
3 or and giving it taste and elegance ---
us1a You must work, nothing is TO, be got
MOTOR nothing. andsn0 man ffI he choose 70
30 be industrious need be under obligation
az to, another? forIlabOr Of any kind conf
~ nnands It's own reward bjls ~ i1no9o
Depend upon 1t that it man talks 6f
q bis misfortunes there is something in
them that is nOtId isagreeablc to- h I'm;
W for where there Is nothing bat diphre
s |. 4 misery there never is any RECOURSE to
I the mention of it. a 49,, 2al y. esls.agj,i
9aa'Bis no matter what the world saws of
q Gus. fla man is ysensible that he has
Uo'always acted for the good of his country
ne May always lay his head With plea-
nv sure on his pillow; aud this Is, tile GREAT
grsatisfacton TO enjoy, and may Away
g0l belenjoyed amidst all that has been said
R against us. ffqgWau 6 .IH,laIaT gaIHr
Iis .ncpy1fgnD f----------- i-4---4l 9lnlu91fo
sod IL y3i, Baths u saths! Bathsa9rs
paths, hot and cold, at w. G. Moote's
(gGoD err AZ
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Faded CoIors RESTORED.

Faded or gray hair gradually RECEIVERS
its youthful color and lustre by using
Parker's Hair Balsam an elegant dress
ing, admired for its purity and rich per-
fume.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-01-12
How 1t Looks.

Washington, 11.-DiStrict Attor-
ney COrkhill was asked this morn
ing how the rulings of Judge Cox
were regarded, and replied: Favor
able to the prosecution. It being
suggested that some people re-
garded the rulings as favorable to
the defense, the district attorney
said: 1t must be distinctly under
stood that these rulings are entirely
distinct from the charge to the jury,
and applies his rulings to the facts
in the case. No ono will consider
then that there is anything favor
able to the defense. COrkhill re-
marked that the Judge had demol-
ished the theory Of irresistible i'm
pulses.
Scoville says: The defense is
satisfied with the ruling. The spirit
Of our prayers has been sustained by
Judge Cox. If he delivers charge
to the jury on the same basis, we
care nothing for the mere words of
our instructions. ScoYille main
tanned that Judge Cox had sustained
the main points Of the defense and
that the question Of reasonable
doubt was left just as it ought to
be, to the jury. When asked
whether he thought the jury would
disagree, Scoyille said: l think they
will agree on an acquittal. l do
not think the jury will be
influenced by popular feeling. Judge
Cox has thought more Of his future
reputation than present popularity.
Reed expresses himself as well
pleased with the judges instruc-
tions. John w. Guiteau is also well
pleased. He thinks the feeling
against his brother has changed and
that the jury will disagree, if it does
not acquit.
After the court adjourned yester-
day, Scoville. Reed and J. w.
Guiteau called upon Judge Cox and
congratulated him, thanking him
for his impartial:ty. Judge Cox re-
marked that he thought the prose-
cution would be better satisfied than
the defence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-01-12
TELEGRAPHIC



Washington, 1.-THE House COM
mittee on Indian affairs, to-day,
heard arguments in opposition to
the passage of the bill introduced
by Representative Bland, ratifying
the allegded act Of the general coun-
Gil Of the Choctaw nation, granting
the ST. Louis and San Francisco
Rail way Company the right of way
for railroad and telegraph line
through the Choctaw nation. The
remarks of delegates were substan-
italy the same as their protests
previously fled.
Representative Orth says he is
not done with the subject Of chang
ing the method Of appointing House
committees. This resolution has
gone to its grave. It was referred
to the committee on rules and ma
jOrity members. That committee
believe speakers rights should be
maintained.
Under the advice of the attorney
general, the secretary of the navy
has issued orders stating that future
promot Ons are, by law, required to
be made by appointment from the
corps of assistant surgeons, accord
ing to the seniority and not accord
ing to competitive examination.
A delegation of Kentuckians
called upon the President in the
interest of General Burbridgefor a
foreign mission.
A delegation from Louisiana
wanted Ex-Governor Pinchback ap-
pointed collector of the Port Of New
Orleans.
Voorhees, bill, Ito repeal the At
lantic and Pacific Railroad Com
pany's land grant, proposes to re-
peal the grant to that road, except
so far as the road was completed on
July 4th, 1879, and restores to gov
eminent the land hitherto reserved
along the uncompleted portions.
A bill introduced in the House by
Representative Robson, provides
that grants of public lands made to
certain railroad companies and
states to aid in the construction of
the roads and railroads for the bene-
fit Of certain corporations, so far as
the same have not been earned by
the fulfillment of the conditions Of
grant, be forfeited and revert to the
United States and be open to settle
ment. and that entries therefor be
received at the land offices in the
districts in which the lands are To-
Gated, on the terms and conditions
prescribed by law. A schedule in
the reso luton en3merates the rail
roads, together with the estimated
! quantity of land grant Of each, acres,
amount, how many millions, and
the railroads specified include nearly
all that have received grants.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-01-12
Star Route Cases.

Washington, II. -POstofice In
spector Tidball called for by the
prosecution to produce the identi-
fed statement written by himself
on June I'd last, and signed by Dick
son, in which Dickson, who is q
relative by marriage Of Cabell,
charges Cabell and Minrich, with
conspiracy with himself to defraud
government out Of legal security by
presenting worthless bonds. It'd
ball was subjected to q searching
examination by the counsel for the
defense, tending generally to make
him acknowledge that government
had sustained no loss from these
contracts. He said he had been or
dered by Postmaster-General James
to make these investigations and
was not assisted by Gibson and
Woodward, although the examina-
tions took place in the same room.
r, 2. Woodward, another pOstOtfice
inspector, was called to testify and
his examination took the same di-
rection as that of Tidball.
Tidball, in the course of his testi-
mony, said there was bad feeling
between Cabell and Dickson, be-
cause the latter refused to continue
as CabelPs bondsman. He did not
remember where route No. 90,910
was. He had obtained the informa-
ton which provided the basis for
his statement from government
records. Having again confessed
his inability to show how govern
ment lost by these contracts, he
was interrupted by Colonel Bliss,
who, turning TO the opposing coun-
sci said: I am willing to admit just
at this point that government
has lost no money by this contract,
but
Here he was interrupted by
Judge Jere Wood, of the defendants
counsel, who exclaimed in an ami
mated manner We want NO con-
cessions from the other side. Con-
spiracy has been charged against my
clients. Perhaps we will pc able to
prove the charge Of base conspir-
acy to isjure, instead Of justice to
other persons.
The court adjourned until to-mor-
row.
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Some Bills Introduced

Washington, Ex-senator Miller,
or New York, introduced bill pro-
viding FOR the appointment of OIL
cal stenographers for the sederal
courts in all the territories.
Representative George has intro
duced bill providing that, all lands
hereafter granted to aid in the con-
struction of railroads, which shall
be taken up by the building of the
roads before the first day Of January
1885, shall be declared forfeited and
open for settlement. This, in Oregon,
affects the Northern Pacific: the
Oregon and California, and the Ore
gon Central to Astoria. The bill
also contains several important
clauses protecting the rights OF
settlers In cases of forfeiture by
railroad companies, and ensuring to
these settlers good titles under the
United States land laws.
George also introduced the follow
ing bills To create a commission
and report any and all losses by
reason Of Indian depredations; a
bill for the relief of the citizens of
Oregon, Washington, Idaho and
Montana, who acted in connection
with the federal government in the
Nez Perez Indian war. 1t provides
for payment for their services and
for all arms or horses lost, and e1-
tends the benefit Of the pension laws
to them and their heirs; a bill to
open the UmatilIa Reservation for
settlement (this is substantially
identical with Senator Slater's meas
ure); bills appropriating $500 to
improve the military wagon road
from Vancouver Barracks TO Port
land, as recommended by General
Miles, and $4,000 for the erection
of custom house and appraiser S
building. or bonded warehouse, at
Portland; to create q new custom
district Of Yauquirs, with 8 new
port, as port of entry
and a bill to protect settlers
on public lands, which provides that
former failure to perfect title shall
not forfeit the right of any one to
take up the full amount of land al
lowed in the first instance under
the homestead or presumption laws
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