Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-06-03
PITn AND POINT.
A KENTUCKY company insures whisky, but declines to take fire risks on the GUS toners.

A KENTUCKY company insures whisky, but declines to take fire risks on the GUS toners.
 TEEN she flung her from the drawb-idge,
 Sought to end this life of doubt;
 But the gods to her were cruel,
 For, alas! the tide was out.
 "FRrrz BENNETT says he has signed the pledge hundreds of times. It's no use, however. "An signs fail in dry weather"
 Full. many 8 maid has toyed with kerosene,
 And sailed to glory in gorgeous 6 are; Full many has poked at glycerine,
 And flown rromiscuous through the desert air.
 ACQUIRES the confection is the Boston girls translation of "Takes the cake" Similarly, "The proper caper" becomes "The correct contortion."
 "I TOLD her I'd never smoke another cigar" he said, softly, "and won't; pipe's good enough for me-" and he drew match over the leg of his trous- CTS.
 PRISONER behind the grating of cell. Visitor" What are you in for-con- tempt?" "I hope not; haven't got so low as that yet Why, I'm in for simple drunk only"
 A GOOD chnrchman was commenting at the breakfast table on the conduct of one of the vestry, when he was suddenly interrupted by his hopeful, aged 2, ex- claiming "Papa, why don't you pull down your vestrymen p
 FALSE ears, says the London Lancet, are tine new Fashionable adjunct" in Paris, and have already been noticed in the London drawing-rooms. They are described as ''pearly' and shell4ike." The hair IS allowed to cover the ugly things made by nature.
 " Do YOU love ne. sweet zn was the waii he woie As he pressed her c;ose to Lis hearts wld throb- ping;
 $ Does loSe's fierce tide irrigate your souls
 Is your hsart with mine simultaneously bob ping 2"
 Her soulful eyes few up to his face,
 And pierced hi, own with their lovely glitter, 1 Then soft Fhe mur1nured with witching grace:
 "Do love you, George, Well, should twit- l Quincy Modern 5rgo.
 4 WAsHISaToN jury has convicted 8 man of manslaughter who, by way of celebrating last Christmas, leaned out of | the back window of his house and fired pistol in the air, killing woman at her wash-tub. It was the first time he had ever fired pistol.
 LOME 1al16S O1 IuS mouse. Washington, were discussing the numer- ous newspaper aliusions to Mrs. Gar fields sweet temper and suitability, when one of them, who looked as if her life had been battle with unfortunate circumstances, quietly added: "But I suppose MT. Garfield never came home at o'clock In the morning and tried to get into bed with his boots on.
 THE following pomelet is excellent of it's kind:
 From off the running riyulet the icy chain is
 thawed,
 And the hufter of the winget of the dorelet is
 abroad;
 The quacklet of the dcklet in the brooklet we can And the rootet of the pigie. will presently appear -1ecds S!5t7nJs.
 LONDON Punch: Old gentleman (mil- itary man, guest of the Squire, convers- ing with smart-lookirg 1ustic)- " Wounded in the Crimea, were you Badly" Rustic" bullet hit me in the chist, here, SUIT. an came out of eback" Old gentleman-"T The deuce Come, come, Pat, that won't do. Why, t would have gone right through youl heart. man! !" Rustic" Och, faix, me heart was in me mouth at the toime SUIT
 CUERAN was once pleading, when or ass began to bray, and the Chief Justice interrupted the orator in his address t. the jury, saying: "One at time, MT Curran, if you please" Curran sait nothing in reply; but when he had fin ished his speech the Judge began tt read his instructions to the jury. Very soon the ass began once more to bray and Curran spoke up: "Does not you Lordship hear a very remarkable echo ill the court?"
 i GETTING even: There has been { great deal of bad feeling between tw, Galveston families, hence there wa much surprise when they intermarried 4 friend, in speaking to the father o the bride, asked if the families hat made friends. :" Not bit of it. hate every bone in my son-in law body" "Why did you let him marr. your daughter, then ?" "To get evel with him. guess you don't know tha girls mother as well as l do. , "WE have haliotypcs, madame, tha I can show you, prints of rare beauty
 copies of the old masters and of ne,
 productions of art; but these can hard ly serve your purpose. Prints p sh exclaimed, with animation "why, I ar out to-day to buy something of the kin for 8 dress. Do your prints wash ? The interview was becoming a littl
 painful, and so he explained matters t her, to which she responded with a elongated "Oh" and, calling her bo
 away from pictorial explorations anon the books. she went on like an ebb-tide