The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-12-05
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Tennyson's talent seems to be tax.
ing a tie-verse direction .-Glasgow
Ti1es.
Silence may give consent but it
RARELY gives anything else. --Arkan-
saw Traveller.
Children, like letters, often go
a<tray fraa being badly directed
Breckenridge News.
Tier we,lding-day is woman's hap
pest day. but her pron'lest one is her
first son.day Breckenridge News.
A great many front gates are being
newly painted inst now, as can be
seen by the spots on numerous young
mems clothes. --Horse Shoe.
The lament Of the Republicans Of
Massachusetts:
'.Of all the sad words Of tongue or pen,
The saddestarc these. We must have He'hSA
--Clarksville Chronicle.
Lady Gertrude Douglas has scaa>
dalized London society by masssAag
her baker, who is bit twsnty-epe,
She took the bakery. baker and alN-
State Joumy,
Whenever a doctor nakss bis ~.
pcarance in new se,tl~Hsns IN sSa
far west, the inhsbitaats kaow sAaa d
is about time to pick cat aseasS1n
for cemetery-HOrse Ssee.
Wm. Frost i IN lsil at Tsrne
IIsnie charged with fssr narers,
-[Exchange. He must be the kill
ing Frost" one reals Of IN the al
manacs. -Brckenri.t;;s News
Empty guns and loafsrs are not
alike. The first hxve habit Of g--
ing off when ron are not expecting
it, but you can't saddle any charge Of
that kind on a loaier.-Glasgow
Times.
A Missouri man. in writing bus
mess letter to friend. said. "Don't
hiring your cattle here now. for the
Legislature is in session and there will
be too much competiiiou.-ArkanSaw
Traveller. g
The Shephcr'less poke bonnet il
the newest style for ladies. Ii is q
little difficult sometime to poke youl
lips up to those Of your sweetheart
when she has on one Of these bonnets
--lIorse Shoe.
An exchange prints an article oil
Hints on How to go to- Sleep" l
is the most convincing article we eve
real on the subject. We were las
asleep before we were half through it
Horse Shoe.
When boy scrapes little skin Of
his knuckles while saving ro~l 70
his mother he makes more ado abou
il than when he knocks his big toe
nail off in running to fire. This
reliybie.-Horse Shoe.
The young man who went hon
drunk, the other night. anil went I
bel in the ash-hopper sail the ne,
morning that it was another Ashlan
affair. He certainly dill land in Il
ashes. Park City Times.
There is q "time to laugh, Says Il
good book, but 1t isn't when bo
your rear suspender buttons hy {
when you are in the act Of stoopil
down to cut holes in new pair Of
shoes to ease your aching corns
Horse Shoe.
During the coming winter, it /
been calculated that Z, 1000 old mai
will recite an original piece Of poet
entitled, LIPS that Touch Ligr
shall Never Touch Mine." at diff
ent temperance meetings in
Union. Bruce Champ.
The National Starch Company !
been incorporated with capi
stock Of 100000. The menb
Of it are already SO stiff that not {
of them can bend enough to Civ
poor woman sitting on door ste
nickel.-State Journal.
Says an exchange: The Phi
delphia young ladies have organi
society to suppress cigarette SIN
ing. They erase to kiss any yo,
man addicted to the habit while
non smokers ave to be encouraged
far as is consistent with true mod
ty."-Evansville journal.
It is said that the latest thing
kid gloves are gloves that cover
arm and shoulder and go over
back and button together like CO.
that is. # a corset buttons in
b.ck. These gloves are good
rheumatism, pain in the back.
corns on the elbows, and anybody
have them by leaving their measv
at kid tannery.-l'orse Shoe.
Timothy reports the following
an actual conversation between
colored gentlemen, concerning the
cent election:
Sad one to the other.
"'Pears to me dat de Publican
mighty bad on jest now, and
Democrats 10 get 'em down an
goin' to keep 'em dar."
docs look bad, fur fac,
don't yon git Uneasy. De Public
is all right, an you'll see 1t b
long"
," How does you 'splain dat? A
dcy beat?" ~
Yes, butt" ma
can amt der under lip han
down wus'n houn' pup wild de
temper"
"Yes. dat's so, but yer lissen
me. De 'Pnblicans is de Bible pa
Doesn't de Bible say dat Chris CO
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