The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-05-15

sWheat Bitters.n Mothers require it. Chill
dren cry for it. Fathers bay it, Price 81 per
bottle For sale by all druggists
A few days ago a little child gave express
sion to an old story III the following manner:
1t seems that the little fellow had discovered
a bee crawling upon his band. Finally the
bee stopped for moment, and after remain
ing stationary for an instant, stung the little
fellow. When the cry of pain was over, the
little child said to his mamma that ne didn't
care for he bees walking about on him, but
he didn't like his sitting down on him.-Day-
ton journal.
Answer This
Can you fad case of Bright's Disease of
the Kidneys, Diabetes, Urinary or Liver
Complaints that is durable, that Hop Bitters
has not or cannot cure? Ask your neighbors
if they can.
4 misguided but enthusiastic young man
who managed, after some difficulty, to secure
an introduction to Mark Twain on the steamer
just before the latter's departure for st. Louis
last evening, said, 81 have read all of your
writings, Mr. Twain, but think l ike the
Heather Chinee' the best of them all. :" Mr..
Clemens shook the young mans hand with
tremendulous en- thusiasm. ''My dear sir, - he re
marked, II am pretty well used to compli-
ments, but must say never yet received one
which gave me equal satisfaction, and showed
SO kindly an appreciation of efforts to please
the public. A thousand thanks" And the
Young man replied, "You are perfectly vel
come Mr.. Twain / am sure you deserve it"
Tableau.-New Orleans Times Democrat.
Ladies in delicate health or feeble children
never fail to find relief by using "Wheat Bit
ters." All druggists keep them.
care those stars which you see at night
suns?" asked little boy of his father. Eyes,
my boy" care the shooting stars suns, too?'
"No the shooting stars not suns they are
darters. New York News.
A Good Square Meal
Is too often followed by a disordered stomach,
symptoms of dyspepsia or indigestion. Every
miserable dyspeptic in the land should know
that he can be cured by timely use of BUR-
DOCK BLOOD BIrTERs. Price $1.0O, trial
size 10 cents.
Here is another illustration of the power of
the preSs-the Archimedian lever that moves
the world, etc. Last winter nearly every pa
per in the land ridiculed the big hats worn by
the ladies, and now fashion item says: THE
feminine hat is larger than ever this sum-
mer."-Norristown Herald
HEALY's Vegetable Tonic Cordial is an un-
surpassed Alternative for the blood, and a valu-
able spring tonic for women. See advertise
ment on this page.
CEPHALINE fills demand never before met.
1t is safe and certain cure for Headaches and
Nervousness.
Jones, who possesses no musical ear, was
hugely enraptured at the vocal fireworks of
poor singer at recent concert. 'sDon't you
think she is splendid" he inquired of a,musi-
clan near by. 81 think she is a glorious
screecher,' was the truthful response; and
Jones was satisfied Musical Herald.
Persons recovering from wasting diseases,
such as malaria, fevers, &C., will be greatly
benefited by the use of Browns Iron Bitters,
true tonic.
ST see great many pictures of goats hang
ing up in the windows, lately said New
Haven woman to her husband rs it COAST
festival or something Of that sort?" mo, my
DEAR" replied her husband; sit is-it is well,
it isl believe it has something to do with
Deer or some SQCu tQluS anu uo bIl6u W lOoh
innocent but it was no use. She fixed her eye
upon him and said, II saw you go into one OF
those stores and thought you'd know. =
New Haven Register
Small annoyances in life are vanishing
through scientific discovery. In his Skin Cnre,
DIR. G. w. Benson of Baltimore, Nd, has Gre
ated perfect remedy for letter, eruptions and
scurf on the face or scalp. Every person using
it will have clear countenance.
The Prince of Bulgaria threatens to abdicate.
If be does, it will have about as much effect on
European politics as the resignation of an Of
flee boy would have on the conduct OF daily
newspaper Wilmington News.
Did you ever use the Domestic" Paper
Fashions, obtained at IL Elm St.?
| An ACCORDION factory at Long Island, N. Y,
was destroyed by fire few days ago. The POI
lice are looking for the incendiary. 1t is
| supposed the people want to present him with
| a valuable testimonial Norristown Herald.
No DIsAPPoINTMENT.-Wiggin Pellets
have an inherent power to cure Dyspepsia,
Constipation, Piles, Sick or Nervous Headache,
and all diseases of the Stomach, Bowels and
Liver. Never surpassed in the history of medi-
| cine Sufferers, try them, and ye will suffer
| no more. Fifty cents bottle at druggists.
| Sent by mail on receipt of price.
Miss Sawyers salve, as noW prepared, beat
| the world. Twenty-Five cents box. Sent by
| mail.
| WIGGIN & Co., Proprietors, Rockland, Me.
| A nice-looking young man, who seated him
| 0elf in well-flled North Side car, held in be-
| tween his iewelled fingers the stump of cigar,
giving out its dying fumes. They are not a
pleasant odor, even to old smokers, and in this
case were specially vicious One bright little
miss, dozen years old, saucily remarked, SO
as to be heard: eff he will throw it away,
will pick him up longer stump as soon as we
get up to the park" 1t was not long before
| that young man went to the front platform to
see man.-Cleyeland Herald.
WE are strongly disposed to regard that per
son as the best physician who does most to al
eyiate human suffering. Judged from this
standard Mrs. Lydia e. Pinkham, 233 Western
Ave, Lynn, Mass, is entitled to the front
rank for her Vegetable Compound is daily
working wonderful cures in female diseases.
Send for circular to the above address.
Two of the brokers were watching lady
who was sitting in the gallery yesterday, and
wondering who she was, when they noticed an
other broker walk up and speak to her. "Nows
I know who she isl said one of the brokers;
she's Jacks wife," "How do you know?'
ssBecause he neither took off his hat nor shook
hands when he spoke to her." That settled it.
oil City Derrick.
BOSTON BROWN BREAD.-One cup Hour, one