The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-11-02

Ear-pulling has gone out of style in the
schools, and the school-marms are al
their wits end to invent some new
method by which to punish the big boys,
If any boy will suggest plans, the girls
will embrace them-the plans, not the
boy-at once.
Mems Merino Underwear %, % and
&c., white and colored, at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
Nerves, brain, and muscles gain
strength and the power of endurance by
using Browns Iron Bitters.
The question of having Thanksgiving
day appointed on a date earlier than the
last Thursday in November, is being
urged. The reasons given are that the
crops are all gathered long before that
time, and that Thanksgiving, Christmas
and New Year make too many holidays
in a short time.
Overcoats at bottom prices at G. P.
Thum's.
We are informed that the name of
south Beech street has been changed to
that OF Dump street, owing to the hills
of gravel dumped on it and left to be
spread by horsemen and teams passing
over it. If this gravel had been laying
around some vacant lot belonging to a
Councilman, it would have been nicely
spread out and curbing put all around it
That is the difference, you see.
Unlaundried White Shirts, linen front
and cuffs, 47c., at Jos. Woerner's.
A wrestling match for $50 a side be-
tween Geo. Theurer, of Hamilton, O.,
and Theo. George, of Chicago, came off
at the Opera House in Eaton on Satur-
day night last. George was to throw
Theurer nine times in 80 minutes, but he
failed and lost the wages. The affair
created but little excitement and a very
small crowd to witness it. Foot races
and wrestling matches don't pan out very
healthy in Eaton.
Buy your All Wool Blankets at the
Mammoth Cheap Store.
There are some curious things about
corn and one is, where do the red ears
and the speckled ears come from, when
you don't plant any but white corn and
another is, why don't we find an ear with
an odd number of rows on it? You can
find a four-leaf clover, but you never
found the odd row on an ear of corn yet.
1t is always fourteen, or sixteen, or TWEEN
ty, or some other even number; and we
would like to understand what corn
knows about mathametics, and what OBJ
lection nature has to odd numbers.
Velvet and Plush Ties, newest out, at
Jos. Woerner's.
"Do unto others as you would that
others should do unto you," is safe
rule for every action and condition of
life. If a man asks you to dine with
him, do just at his table as you would
have him do at yours under similar cir
cunstances. II you owe a man, pay
him, just al you would have him pay
you, if he owed you. Ii you are en-
ployed by a man to do any kind OF work,
do for him just az you would want him
to do for you, were you the employer and
he the employee. In all situations in life,
under all circumstances, do unto others
as you would that others should do unto
you.
You will find the latest styles in La
dies Collars, Ties, &c, at the Mammoth
Cheap Store.
A contemporary draws the attention of
readers to the practice of persons stand
ing in the aisles or doors of a church af-
ter the close of services talking and
shaking hands, thus preventing other
persons from getting out. The practice
is a very bad one indeed. People in leay-
ing a church should do so in a becoming
manner and not block up the passage
ways to the great inconvenience, not to
say annoyance, of others. If inquiry as
to each others family is desirable let it
be lone on the outside; if a lady wishes
to view the new bonnet worn by another
let her go OF the outside where her view
will not be o%bstructed; or if a stranger
attends church and any of the congrega-
ton has curiosity enough to find who the
person is, let them get to the outside as
quickly as possible and then stand on
the sidewalk and inquire of all who come
out. In our judgment this would be bu.
%siness, but whether church people will
take our advice or not we cannot say.
Now is the time to buy your Over.
coats, as the line is complete at G. P.
| Thum's,