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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-05-11
THE sCHURTzENFEsT.

The Opening OF the Eleventh An
nual Festival OF the Sehuetzen So
cIetT-ShOOting and Dancing at
the Park.
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Every well dressed man likes to have .

suit Of clothes that fits well. Mitchell's
clothing is Of stylish cut, well trimmed, fits
well, and don't lose its shape.-Adv.
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Zach purchaser Of 81 80 worth Of goods
for cash, has chance. At LaFsr's--Ads.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

A communication from DR.. j. T. McFar-
land, Health Officer and Secretary Of the
Board Of Sanitary Commissioners, enclosing
COPY Of resolution in reference to prohibit
ing pilots from boarding vessels at this port
from infected ports. Adopted, and Corpo-
ration Attorney instructed 10 prepare 40
ordinance meeting the requirements Of the
case,
a communication from the same officer,
in reference to bitches on hutchinson
Island, was received as information, and
the City Surveyor instructed to have the
trunks and bitches at once placed in proper
sanitary condition, and that the expense OF
said cleaning be charged to the lessee Of
said laud.
On motion, the Council then adjourned.
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Meetiuss.

Zerubbabel Lodge No. Is. F. A. NJ.
A regular communication of this n
Lodge win be held THIS Thursday ~,
EVENING ar o'clock Xxx
The N. NJ. Degree viii be conferred.
Members of sister Lodges and transient
brethren are cordially invited.
CLARENCE s. CONNERAT, w. NJ
p H WARD. Sec'y
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Regular meeting of Branch No IS. G. K. Of
A, THIS Thursday EVENING, at s O'Clock.
Assessment No 20 must be paid at this meet
ing; assessment No. n on or before May S5th
By order Of
THE PRESIDENT.
VIZ q ,,1-zEEIr Ra,nr.lir.c. Gacr.arar1-
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n EORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY. - Notice is
VI hereby given to all persons having de
mands against ANTONY BASLER. deceased,
to present them TO US, properly made out, with
in the time prescribed by law, so as to show
their character and amount; and all persons
indebted to said deceased are hereby required
to make immediate payment TO US.
APRIL 19, 1882.
VALENTINE BASLER,
VICTOR S. STUDER,
Qualified Executors OF will Of Antony Basler,
doOaocad
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A SUMNER WATERING PLACE. WHITE
n SPRING HOTEL-The hotel at this ceie-
brated watering place has changed hands and
has been refurnished and fitted up expressly
for the convenience and comfort Of guests
While every amusement possible will be
afforded the pleasure-seeker, no pains viii be
spared to make the invalid comfortable Regu-
City to and from the Spring. Rates of Board
$50 per month. SO per week. MRS Z. II.
HENRY. Proprietress. White Spring. Florida
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weather Report.

Church notices viii hereafter be charged
Il I've cents $ line
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Planters, Rice Min Comnanr.

OFFICE Planters RICE MILL COMPANY,
SAVANNAH, May s. 1882.
The annual meeting of the stockholders OF
the Planters Rice Mill Company will be held
WEDNESDAY. May nth, at II o'clock A. NJ, at
the Office of Mr.. F. Buchanan. IS Bay street
GEO. J. MILLS,
Secretary.
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BOARD OF COUNTY COMMITS
sIONERS.



The regular meeting of the Board OF
County Commissioners was held yesterday
morning. observation-disclosures W. W.
Paine, Chairman; R. D. Walker, G. Q. Casey,
W. s. Lawton, NJ. q. Meyer.
Minutes of the preceding meeting were
read and approved.
LIQUOR LICENSES.
Applications for licenses to retail liquor
were received from the following and
granted:
H.F. Kramer, two miles from city, Mid
dleground road.
Moore & Follisrd, at Tybee Island.
W. A. Jones, Louisville road, six miles
7. n Kuck. White Bluff road, three
quarters of a mile beyond Anderson street.
a. Bleyert. corner Ogeechee road and Bis
marck street.
j. Cincsvitch, Augusta road, five miles
from city.
VIM. Griffin, Savannah, Florida and West
ern Railway wharf.
A. G. Ybanez, Tybee Island.
Isaac Meyer s. Co, at East Savannah.
GENERAL BUSINESS.
1t was ordered that the Clerk grant orders
for relief from double taxes for the year
1881, upon afidsvits in terms of the law; that
he shall keep the sfidsvits for such relief
on file in his Office without placing same
upon minutes of this board other than
sta .isg { names OF party filing affidavit
aud persons for whom such relief is sought.
This order to be applicable to future cases
of this nature.
The following named persons having
filed satisfactory afhdavits are ordered re-
g. l,vr h1a EaU va6 for ~
L. Neidlinger, trustee for Mrs. L. Sullivan
and children, James O'Byrne, Lesnder
Moore, James O'Byrne for Mrs. Mary Lee,
W. q. Raw, s. L. L2Zaron for Mrs. R. Brown,
j. Reisser, John Rourke for self, wife aud
children, Mark Tishler, Mrs. Catherine King
for Mrs. Mary Bradley, D. l.. Harris for Mrs.
Susan G. Harris.
a communication from the Ordinary in
reference TO indexing certain works in his
Office. Referred to the committee, who will
make I'D the budget for funds to carry on
the county for 1882
The report of Commissioner Lawton on
the bill Of DR.. A. B. George, for vaecinsting
1 ,4S1 persons in the county, at total cost
of 1882 so, was favorable, and on motion
was adopted.
The petition Of Thomas Theus, colored
cripple, for permission to peddle without
license, was referred to the Chairman, with
power to act in the premises.
A petition of Henry Bleber, for 50 COM
pensation for making q coffin for Dick
Grant, colored, ordered by the Coroner, was
received, and, on motion, was referred to
the Coroner for further information.
The petition of VIM. Young for compen-
sation as State witness in the case OF the
State vs.. George Wallace, was passed over
for further information.
Communication of J. NJ. Harding, Of
Philadelphia, in reference to information on
the subject of the local taxation on the real
and personal property and corporation
securities, was referred to the Tax Collector,
with the request that he answer it.
Communication of Secretary Of the Board
of Education, submitting the following
estimate Of additional appropriation neces-
sary for providing increased school accom-
mediation for colored children in the city:
Rent OF building. .-..-.--...-.-....-S 9O0 W
Salaries OF six teachers. 2,2oO W
Furniture and school equipment. $50 OF
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~ EORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY. - Notice Is
mandS against JOHN KEHOE, deceased,
to present them to me. properly made
out, within the time prescribed by law, so as
to show their character and amount; and all
persons indebted TO said deceased are hereby
APRIL 10, 1882.
Rev. RICHARD JOHN o'BRIEN;
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
Fit for a Husband.

X. }. Burdette, in the BURLINGTON
Hd"keye, gives Advice 10 a Young
Man" as follows
You say you demand the noblest
type OF useful wOmanhood in vour
wife. If that is the sort of a woman
You want, marry Nora Mulligan. your
laundress' daughter she wears COW
hlde shoes, is guiltless of corsets. never
had sick day in her life: takes in
washing, goes out house-cleaning. and
cooks for family of seven children
her mother, and three section men
who board with her. | don't 1binL
she would marry you. because Con
Kegan, the track walker, is her STYLE
OF man. Let Us examine into vour
quailmcat'ons as a model husband
after your own matrimonial ideas. nv
boy. Can you shoulder a barrel of
hour and carry it down to the cellor9
Can you saw and split ten cords Of
hickory wood in the Fall so as to have
ready fuel for Winter? Can Won shade
up half an acre Of ground for kitchen
garden? Do you know what will take
the llmy taste out of the new clstern
ana can you patch the little leak in
the Kitchen roof? Can you bring
nome pane of glass and a wad of
putty and repair damages in the sittinp
room window? Can you hang some
cheap paper on the kitchen? Can Won
nix the front gate so that it will NOT
sag? Can you do anything about the
mousse that Con Regan can? Nv dear
boy, you see why Nora NIulIigan will
nave none of you; she wants a higher
type of true manhood. You EXPECT to |
hlre men to do all the mems work
about the house, but you want vour
wife to do everything that any woman
can do, Believe me, my dear son.
nlno-tenths of the girls who play the
piano and sing SO charmingly. whom
you IN your limited knowledge set
Town as mere butterflies of fashion
ire better fitted for wives than you are
or a husband. If you want to marry
hrst class cook and experienced
louse-keeper, do your courting in the
Intelligence office. But if you want n
wife, marry the girl you love, with
IMPLIED hands and face Iika tba e,,,,
light, and her love will teach her all
hese things, my boy, long before YOU
ave learned One-half of your own
esson.'
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

to Conquer but my professional coreor
dld not actually begin until January
18th, when the present tour began at
the Haymarket." Mrs. Langtry. nm
IKE the esthetic Mr.. Wilde. has the
Irankness to confess that she has taken
10 the stage to make money. Fashion
able life had added so greatly to bor
expenses that she found it necessary.
either to increase her income or retire
from society. The latter was NOT to no
dreamed of so that when some of her
friends suggested the stage she accent
ed the idea as an inspiration. Ameri-
cans will of course be delighted to beor
that the Jersey beauty has already
made up her mind that she will like
them intensely. They are so much
more courteous and generous" she
says, than the English. The Ameri-
cans l have met seem to me to resem-
bic the French in regard to politeness
ana that is why l like them, | suppose
Tor, you know, am French. We all
speak French in Jersey, and l can talk
easily in the Jersey patOis, but at home
We generally spoke English, because
my mother was a Scotch woman T !
am now looking forward anxiouslv 10
my first appearance in New York
three months hence. Till then I do |
not play here except for two weeks in
London, when we shall do AS You
Like It, and l shall make nv first
as Rosalind."
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
The Match Monopoly.

There is great match MONOPOLY in
this country. 1t is called the Diamond
Match Company. The head quarters
ana main mandatory are in Whining
ton, the home of Senator Bayard, and
William I'll. Swift is President of the
monopoly. This monopoly paws ia the
United States Government SO, 200. 900
forgovernment stamps. The monopolv
becomes stamp broker and the gov
ernment allows it ten per cent. COM
mission on all the stamps it buvs
This puts $4,000 a year into the
pockets of the monopoly. On account
OF this high tax boxes of matches
which should sell for three cents have
been selling for five cents. and boxes
that have been selling for three cents
should sell for one cent.
The people grew tired of supportino
TINS great monopoly and petitioned
Congress to repeal the tax on matches
The committee to which it was referred
reported in favor of the repeal. The
bill passed tbs House bv a large
majority. 1t went to the Senate and
there it met the violent opposition of
Senator Bayard. The friends of the
repeal were in majority, but those |
who opposed it, led by Senator Bayard
were able to block legislation by fill. |
clustering, when ever the bill was called |
ior. This was done frequently. Mr. |
Bayard as if willing to compromise
every thing else, made motion to ex-
empt matches from the repeal bill. but
his motion did not pass. The bill fell
'y the adjournment of Congress and
he match tax was continued The
worst part of it is that the very next
lay after the adjournment of fConeress
circular raising the price of matches
igned by William H. Swim. che Presl'
lent Of the monopoly, was sent to All
Wholesale dealers In matches.--Er
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Senator Harrison of Indian presided
at the Republican County Convention
IN indianapolis last Saturday. During
the proceedings a stranger rose in the
gallery and nominated the Senator as
the Republican candidate for the presi-
dency. After some of the enthusiasm
which this announcement called forth
mad subsidized, General Harrison said:
l have not yet heard the least hum
ming of a presidential bee, and | hone
1t will not get into my bonnet. 7 have
seen so many unhappy statesmen in
Indiana, by reason of the fact that thew
had allowed their longing eyes to rest
on the White House, and having re-
gard for my personal comfort, 1 have
resolved that / will never allow the
disease to catch me. 1t is the most
fatal thing / know of. 1t is worse than
leprosy. / never knew a man who
had the slightest attack of it to be
cured except by six feet hole in the
ground"
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Conundrum: "Ha, come bitber
pretty one. Cans't tell rue why
watermelon is likely unto a book p,
1t was the voice of the noble Sir Grab.
lanu' and, at the sound of his words
the lady Stiletto, his well-beloved niece
raised her cerulean orbs blue evesl
from the crochet work that Law entan-
gled IN her fairylike fingers. "Nay
me lord" she answered in her piccolo-
est tones; give me an easier one ;,
Like swollen river chatting its rugged
snores' or volcano getting ready for
matinee, great limpid laugh gurp.
Led through the anatomy of Sir Crab
lana as he replied, Because, me dear
niece it is never red until it is opened"
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

peRyer IS soon to have an elaborate
mining exposition, but it will not be
complete without an exposition of the
way money is made in mining without
any mine. There are broken-hearted
men in this country who would like 10
zee precisely how the thing is done
LOtrell Citizen,
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

During a four months strike one
miner reports that he received only
- from the association, and all the
demagogism in the world won't enable
miner to live four months on 81
How much better off would that miner
have been with his old wages coming
IN regularly and without all the mass
meetings.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

There is a church in Michigan which
has been struck by lightning dozen
times and now whenever the preacher
shows signs of getting long-winded and
passing from his seventhIy" TO an
eighthly" the organist slyly initiates
the sound of approaching thunder on
the pedals. The way that preacher
dives into the conclusion and rushes
through it and starts the doxology is n
caution. The congregation would not
part with that organist for a million
dollars.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Ihls country is not without its bril-
iiant intellect. A country editor has
Just produced this gem: ~What is the
difference between popular swinging
bed and a wooded ham P-One is a
hammock and the other a mock ham,
Now if you don't call that excruciat-
ingly witty, what ON earth do Won
want ?-BOston Post.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
WHOLE NO. LAG.
Current Comment.
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS

senator Jones of Florida has eppagad
iiihlsel1 10 copy of the atlantic Moot6-
~ with Boston girl behind If
90 much silk is now made in this
country That 1t is feared the fabric will
soon be regarded as too vulgar TO wear
Onion juice is suggested as crro
lor mosquito bites. The Waterbnr,,
-1~er'e0" thinks it ought to be a nre.
ventive. pre-
"A west Chester man went fsbino i,
'he brandywine one day last week and
caught horse. The horse was rrn
nlng away at the time
\ IRE started on the hearth Of a
mart county, Georgia, man forty vear.
az ago has never been allowed to die ON,
There's wife for YOU.
ne Canadians are making a strong
olu lor immigration They have naes7
ed law forbiding postmasters 70 da
liver mans letters to his wife
Frencll astronomer predicts that
III september the world will come 70
an end by collision with \ comet
ferhaps this is what some conorassr,o,,
nave been relying on.
\ certain self-styled authority mw;t
ana humor say there are but twen+v
KINDS OF jokes. Well wager that We
can send him boy that will play over
iorty different practical jokes in half =
DAY, unless he assassinates the ho,.
nelore that me.-.SonlerriHs .Jo,,-aoj
mere are now seventy-three Cbipasa
,aundrles in Philadelphia and the nnm.
pFr Is stlll increasing. Although they
charge high prices and utterly ignore
the tme-hOnOred custom of sand;no
shlrts home with all the buttons off and
the imprint Of a flatiron on the bosom
'hey seem to be popular
II never rains but it pours. A Sew-
port visitor, after long struggle man.
aged to get foothold in society and
al OF sudden found that she had been
invited to nine dinner parties. all on
.he same evening. Utterly unable to
leclde which to accept, she sat down
ana mad good cry over it. and that
made her eyes and nose so red that She
was ashamed to go to any.
Heard in boudoir: 'There is soma-
hng in the paper about a woman in
New York State who makes 500 OOoo
year selling preserved fruits. canned
and pickles, which she nuts
Up herself" How vulgar "Rnt
ne article says she is lady of rare
'uIture and moves in the best society
u New York and Washington" How
'oole' | should like to know her
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

There are only six hundred persons
to each physician in the United States.
The doctors should be more careful of
their patients. First thing they know
there won't be patients enough to 60
aTound.-BOStOR Transcript.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Vegetables are ever so much better
for person than meat this hot wealth.
er, remarked the head of the family
as he reached for the last slice of beef
and left an unsatisfactory ear of corn
for the rest of the household.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

A logical hired girl: A Main street
lady demonstrated with a green girl
VINO had washed a table-dish in a
wash-basin. She nearly convulsed the
whole family by replying: "Wen,
mum, but l clanes the basin agin afore
anybody washes in it,
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

The Burlington Halpkeyo tells of a
hearthFpkeH widower at Waterloo,
Iowa, who erected a pine slab over his
wife's grave and presented handsome
piano to the young lady who was so
very Kind to him during bis sad afiic-
ton
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Mrs. Grant, mother of General Grant.
with two of her daughters and several
grandchildren, are passing the Summer
at Ocean Grove in neat cottage 'front.'
ing on Wesley Lake.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

A Washington reporter has a new
synonym or flower of speech for a
grave. He calls it the low. green
tent, whose curtain never outward
swings" It's a pretty thought and
would work in neat in the account ofa
body snatching.-BOstOn Post. We
hate to take away credit from man
who really tries to establish an occas,
sional oasis in IA Washington paper. but
the low green tent" etc, occurs in
winters peem, "Snow Bound,n and
you couldn't expect even a Quaker
poet to stand being called a Wasbinc-
ton newspaper man. Boston Trans
cript.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
For The Smyrna Times
THE.W00DLAND SPRING.

through the tangled, leafy archway.
shafts of light fall shimmering down
through crystal water, softly shining
TN the old roots, golden brown.
Vivid cardinals nOdding DER IT,
Almost to the moSsy brink;
Tangled with the waving fern leaves
ana the ivys knOtted link.
y" needless foot the verdure crusheth.
braVely blooms the daintiest thing;
NO one intrudes but the early birding.
HfuShing the water with downy wing.
Nature fresh from the hand of the maker.
Naught is here of sorrow or care:
only the squirrel with his saucy chatter
Frisking lightly every where.
Never heart with grief Ger burdened-
Never a tear or sigh of pain
Only the stir of the wind tossed branches
And patter soft of the Summer rain.
-Sen0d
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Speaker Keifer has yet to sign his
name 1000 times before the business
Of the last session of Congress shall
have been closed.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

A ROUTE PLANNED OUT.-We have
an old citizen in this place. writes a
correspondent at Industry, ILL.,. who is
very hard of hearing. He has been
talking for some time of visiting Ger
many in the Fall l sat beside him ot
a meeting the other night. After the
sermon was over the minister took n
turn round the church, shaking hands
and talking. Presently he came to the
old citizen, and taking his hand he
commenced:
Ny dear old friend are you think
ing Ofgoing to Heaven" ?"
YAH" said the German. ven l gifts
my green-packs changed nit gold..'
You don't understand me, 70.
marked the other. "I mean don't von
want to go to Heaven -
Veil, thinks not; l vas at New
Haven once and it is a bad place.
believe goes to Germany in the Fall
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

There are, it is said, 100 Summer
" hotels" in the Catskills,
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

The casket in which Senator Hill's
remains rest cost 81, 600.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Enrich aud revitalize the blood by
using Browns Iron Bitters.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

The Utah Commlissioner have ar
rived at Salt Lake City.
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Not an alcoholic beverage. but a true
ana IrOn reiiable eiis family medicine is RiOwnis
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

Senator Hills last words were
/" Almost home.u
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
BOOKS and STATIONERY

I'OOhs Older
Bibles ltymnals, Music Books Albums Frames School po,-
Blank Books Memorandum Books
Faper Envelopes, Inks Pens Pencil; -.
Picture BOOKS hcks Fahcy faper Blank Bonds
Best Gold Pens and Fine Holders 9etber or ", -
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
CARPETS and OICLOTHS
DRY GOODS and NOTIONS
GROCERIES AND PROVISI0NS

Mocha Java Nlaacalh0, Rio and Mixed
lels, spices, SyTups MOasses. ndaIlotho
Pickles sauces '"heu racs Sarches Baking
aimed Meats Poultry, Fish, Vegetables and En';
Cheese hoc hacEee Hams Beef
soaps. lyes Soda, Powder. Shot Tobacco c..
Oil Lard O ianners OIL Liaseed Oil un@s.
Flour, Grain, Feed Field and Garden SD Co.'S
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23

senator Jones of Florida has engaged
nihseif TO copy of the atlantic Mootb.
fy with Boston girl behind if
Smyrna times., 1882-08-23
GLASS WARE AND OUEENSWARE

LIN
Dishes Teas Plates, Tureens. nd all
Glass Fruit lows aVer oInpors
Fancy ase Toilet Sets CO)le
Flower MS ripe 'TaiUS Frul Jars
Inware hereto avoid Se,aroo -