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The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

Marriage Ala Association 0f Dallas, TeSas-
Incorporated nnd Managed ny Number
~ the Leading citizens aud business Men
Of the CITY Of Dallas.
II will be the object OF this association to
encourage marriage, promote virtue and
economy, and endpw homes of the young.
The directors and lncorporaiors are W. II.
Lennon, w. II. Thomas w. II. Prather,
e.. M. Terry, A. @. Audrey, H. NJ. Cockrell,
j. II, franklin and Y, s, Burnett The OIL
GERS are w. III. Lennon. president; g. NJ.
Terry, yice-presldent; W. II. Prather,
business manager; 4. $. Burnett assistant
business manager; A. @. Ardrey, secretary,
and w. III. Thomas, treasurer.
Any unmarried white person or child can
become II member for $500. No one person
can hold more than five shares, each of
which cost $5 and travis 80 cents per day
each. Eighty per cent Of assessments is
placed in the marriage fund for the benefit
of certificate holders, and will always be eX-
hausted before an assessment will be made.
Ten per cent. of assessments is reserved as a
sinking fund for the benefit of certiiicats
holders, and ten per cent. of assessments
used for the expenses of the association. Aa
assessment of 81 on each share is made at
every marriage, unless the surplus on hand
be sufficient to meet the demand of the
marriage, but no assessment is bad so long
rs the 80 per cent. fund is on hand. No
dues are required. No assessment is greater
than one dollar.
In case of failure to marry within two
thousand days from the date of member
ship, at the expiration of that time each
certificate held will draw 81 900, for which
an assessment will be made, as in case Of
marriage.
Persons desiring positions as solicitors
will see or address the Assistant Business
Manager.
For general information, call at the office
of the Association, or address the Secre-
tary. Applicants for certificates of benefit
shares, in this city, will see the city solic-
itor of Dallas, Mr.. John w. Wright, No. 4,
LeGrand building, Austin street, Dallas,
Texas.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Leg Bail.


The HERALD gave an account in Tuesday
mornings issue of a shooting scrape at
Mesquite between ]. l.. Thomas, railroad
agent there, ana *. >. h,lmbrough, a mer-
chant and editor of the Little Mesquiter.
Warrants were issued for the parties, and
on examination, J. l.. Thomas was required
to give bond in the sum of S1,0O0 for his APP
pearance before the next term of the district
court TO answer the charge of assault with
intent TO murder r. S, Kimbrough, Yes
terday he went out in charge OF Constable
Edwards, of the Mesquite district, to
get bail, and while they were walk
ing along the street they came
across two men fighting and Edwards
stopped TO arrest them, turning Thomas
over 10 a constable from Terrell, who hap
pened TO be here, as he says, while he went
with the fighters TO turn the n over 20 a
policeman. When he returned Thomas
was non est, having taken leg bail, as the
Terrell constable did not near Constable
Edwards when he asked him TO take charge
Of Thomas.
As Thomas Is agent for the Texas q Paei-
fic road at Mesquite, IL is not generally sup
posed that he will try to fly the country,
but. on the contrary, it is cOnjectured that
lie will 90 20 his friends, make his bond and
re urn with IL. Mr.. II. :. Kimbrough, who
was also required TO give a Sl,OO0 bond,
readily did 50, snd was released.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

lufoa have not boon lnludcioUs, unless
there be- something In The general term
"sundfies" SstJJ What was lho nature
NJ these u IA impossible 10 ascertain though
we we're kindly assisted In our search by
the coricou' attentions Of Mn. j. H. liIsstb'
II might suggest itfolfto the minds Of some
persons that the police force could DO made
sclfsudnining by the collections Of lines
against transgrossors, after the manner OF
the enhancement OF the marshnls pay, III
the item Of salaries. But we question
tae cxpcdicncy of any such arrangement,
as il might occur that through the DISPOSE
ton to increase mn officials income, inlus-
tice might often be done. The sum ex-
pended for streets, sewers and bridges
seems large in view of the existing condi-
ton of our highways, payements, cutters,
etc. But 1t is not our purpose to oavil at or
| find fault with the expenditures incurred,
but 10 alude to the unappropriated balance
Of S25, 90. IS which of course reverted to the
general fund. In the purchase OF the water
works-whch was Of questionable expo
dency, considering other advantages
that might have been secured
c',. .,o or,ornt noid-some $4,000 was
absorbed, which woHld leave yet in the
- .a.,s,.,, coma az o1o7s. TO what purpose
has this money been applied? Or, il not
dishnr.od whv is il not used in improving
onr olnost imnossoble streets and deficient
soworso LARGE number Of our citizens
o.o l,,s,,iaeod With Tho course Of the conn
al n r,anv rosnccts. and no act of theirs
w., ,at 1,;,L Moro disannrob,tion than
49, ,na,asa 81 tho uoter-works urder
.ho oinonrsto,cos Perhaps not
ano e,,,ru, Of opr citizens are
I;naaI,, horogtod hvthis outlay of money
ana I'D Where's al If them would have
r,ao,, o1,,a,torod Iorro,v Inv rood streets.
a. ,,,orohontS a, l,Im and Main streets
ano,,nonin,ovs 40 IN tba unusuol ouies of
r,,,;,oss nn,ino n, This wretcbed condition
IS orr birLwoys And besides. those who
oao LoaaGtod hv ,,,o wotar.worl,s are nav
49,. ,I,o .o,,,o ,,tos no bocora III. nnrcbo~e
l., oddit;or 20 tbo occruinc eypense In
ar,a1 ~ ovoord;ro, 500 C0o 70 supply the
-.;.I 49,. ,,,,,iob tbev could ot onv
ar,..;n cnon, ,bo then COM
~ :, would soem 70 have been
,';,o, oorrve to have expended
49, 500 noo IN droiriro off the great excess OF
'na,Sr rnor, tI,o stroets and inns hermit
''oalaa tna,snortotion and locomotion for
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

Yesterday morning arrived from Port
Worth Mr. IT, G. Burler and his bride. rec
Minnie Elliott. eldest daughter uf d. L.
EliUlt. formerly 81 tlis city lneL ue-e
arr-Juuaniad ~ ssrern' 81 thEir friends
who had gone over % The Fo-t - wines
the CEREMONY. among whom we're Aessrs-
IL. ID. Berry. raul Furst. g. Iracy. C.
Carues and 1ef House- TlfE~s-f -rIsi 81
the depot ~ q l1-ft 11sySf- other frierds
.-E.L1 tls1Il14J 80 9Th heerfy cvnrratu-
lrfiuns rheT vi. ~ re Freser-i. t1lrc
ne Hrrt1r ertends its hes-ty c1uErntrla-
ffr-ls ~ the rrrrr rrrrle au1 Trusts thar
~ 10 rrIl ii IRE wrrlt tteT may rezlizs Al
flI-ss fipsrsnrs tbrt a. re- terinrinr tfey
rrti.ir'ats. rni Via thsT = sruiue-il :
raarrrr
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
A singular and Bold. attemp Mt.

About ! o'clock last Monday night, while
Mr.. II. J. Owens was at his store, some one
knocked at the front door of his residence,
in the eastern portion of the city. Mrs.
Owens responded 70 the signal, and went to
the door to open it, but seeing through the
transom light that it was a man She did
not know, asked what was wanted. The
man asking if Tom Owens was at
home, and being answered in the neg
atlye, retired. In a short time negro man
came to the front door and asked the same
question, to which Mrs. Owens replied that
Mr.. Owens was not there, and that if he
1.-THE negro did not leave he would get hurt
The negro went away, and in few mo-
ments three men-a negro and two white
men-went TO the back door and were
making efforts to break it in, when,
fortunately, Mr.. Owens his brother and
some other parties having received word at
the store that the prowlers were at the
house, arrived. On their approach the
raiders ran off, followed by several shots
fired at them as they went. On Tuesday,
when we alked with Mr.. Owens about the
matter, he had no clue as TO who the parties
were or what was their object, but evident
ly they were bent on mischief of some kind.
Fortunately such transactions as this &C.
cur very seldom in Tyler.-[Tyler Repor-
ter
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Orange blossoms

Thursday night at the residence of the
brides brother, on Jackson street, Mr. n.
young lady OF this city. Rev. 5. II. Green,
Of the Episcopal church, officiating. The
HERALD tenders the happy couple its con-
grafulafions
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Charmed With Rann.

Yesterday morning City Marshal Arnold
arrested and lodged in the stations
house Charles Williams. colored, VINO
is wanted at GroesJcrk for out
raging little white girl Of that
place. He was pointed out 10 the officer By
a citizen Of this city who knew him The
prisoner insists that ne IS nOl The party
and there is a possibility that he is telling
the truth about it. The sheriff OF Gr9es-
beck telegraphed that he would come up to-
~, ortv
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Crcnated.

Yesterday morning little daughter of
Mary Graves, a colored woman, who resides
in Stringtown, was burned to death. She
was tanning the fire with her apron, which
caught afire, and the flames spreading, she
was soon enveloped and before assistance
could be rendered, she was fatally burned,
and, after lingering n few hours. she died.
The remains were inferred by Undertaken
Smith. She suffered intense torture prior
to her death.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Mrs. Freeman Returned.

Mrs. Alfred Freeman, VINO HguTeu 50 COLI
spicuously in the Freeman. Chambers
scandal, has returned TO the city and rumor
has it that they are living together again
as man and wife, and that they are on the
eve OF taking a trip east together. Mrs.
Freeman has Stunned the streets since her
return and appears TO shun notice of the
public. Among the few who have noted
her return there is considerable comment
in which there is no sympathy expressed
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

The following is an extract from letter
written to the German Reformed Messen-

a
written to the German Reformed Messen-
ger, at Chambersburg, Penn:
A DENEFACTREsS.
Just open the door for her, and Mrs.
Winslow will prove the American Florence
Nightingale Of the nursery. Ofthis we are
so sure, that we will teach our "Susy" to
say, "a blessing on Mrs. Winslow" for
helping her TO survive and escape the grip
ing, colicking, and teething siege. Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing, Syrup relieves the
child from pain, and cures dysenteiy and
diarrhea. 1t softens the gums, reduces in
Illumination, cures wind collie, and carries
the infant safely through the teething
period. 1t performs precisely what it pro-
fesses to perform, every part ofit-notlling
less. We have never seen Mrs. WinslowS
know her only through the preparation of
her Soothing Syrup for children teeth
ing" five had the power we would make
her, as she is, physical saviour to the in
FAINT race. Sold by all druggists. % cents
n hottie
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

FIFTY wears ago on the 18th day OF TINS
month, the great food of 1892, the water al
Cincinnati, Ohio, was 81 feet IL inches
above low water mark. on the goth inst IL
was 81 feet inches above low water mark
being > feet 81 inches lower than fifty years
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Marriage Licenses.

The following marriage licenses were is
sued by the county clerk during the past
week: l. Casetbury and Cora Thomas, n.
P. Pazey and Elizabeth Harry, p. i; Will
liams and Katie Thompson, Charlie Chand-
Ter and Annie Ferrin, s. II. Snyder and
Mary Silver, j. w. Johnson and Sallie Nc
Callen, L. II. Davis and n. Il. Hines, Joe
Gray and Greasy Wright, Henry Miller
and Jude Williams, William Henderson
and Mary A. Sellers.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

This is the name Of q new road ordered ct
tl1is term q the county commissioners
oourt 70 Be opened, beginning Ct TIE fair
Grounds and running % Bryan street.
thence southwest On Bryan % Hal street,
theur. uorrfuest. crossing O. Central mi
~oa1 81 Antoine Hooks 81 rl ~
fberre on u0rth side u r.uet,r III
Preston ruad. thelice -lEesi try
Denton ruad e W. q. Hr r-r Il
lake road e. the Mrs- 1rt - -I..r T
ro.7 fss been mr. - FL 4 .-.7
route, nnd sEirs -, b co. e- A.
Wolf Trll vin ma rrrsr t-nsEs
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

WE can't say whether hog products are
going to be higher this year than last or
not. but it is fact that Chicago has sIauSh-
tered $4,000 less porkers this than last sea
son. our commercial editor is fully posted
ON every thing that is hoggish, and we leave
it to him to say as to the probable tntnI- 81
hams and lard.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

CANADA boasts of snow foot Deep ana
reioices in blizzard or two every week
Happv Carada, but none of it for us, when
we can get such climate as that oil our
genial Texas, where the orange blooms the
myrtle is green, and the daisies are sweet
nearly al! the year around.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

In y "talef paloh" The court hos bcpn
Changing nfeh on Tie demape question Tor
llie last two years. This IL now lcltled,
and owing 10 The persistent efforts Of W, q,
Wolff the author NJ the enterprise, The
court dgiefinlnod TO name the road the
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

Miss SUsAvADELE WAsHBURN, daughter
of Hon. ELGHu b. WAsHBURNE, of Chicago
an aspirant for President at the last
republican national convention ana per
haps at the next one, was married iasV
Tuesday night to Mr.. WIN. d. BlSiIor'Jr"
of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
Dead

Mr.. T. c. Baker. for long time a citizen
Of Dallas, died It St. Louis on the 18th
inst, after a protracted illness Of several
months. Mr.. Baker was a member Of
{" Fidelity Council American Legion Of
Honor" Of this city. aud held a benefit
certificate in that ORDER
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

BARNES, the reyivalst from the noun
,a;ns of Kentucky, has just closed ms
evangelical efforts in Louisville, ana cInl,ns
>, I73 converts as the result OF his prayers
his bymns and his cXhortatiOns.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02


TEr aIrori1nment bin that passed the
loaer house 81 congress, is most HIt in its
present form 30 pas tle sruate. AZ e nog
stands Do increase tie rcrreae uiatircs in
ArEansas from 4to o. On CaiIrnia rum g
zoe. in Georgia from st0 Do, On IHinos
from 1870 ~. on iowa from . 90 %; in Kan
sns from to-. in Massachusetts from
n o. l2- in Michigan from 10 o.
n. Cd lifuncs1ta from t1 b. in
rfi.sis-,rri fr1-r q t1 q. in 1-11n
from u Oh l4- in Eer YORK from
zs 20 3 in North Car1lina froIn = b. 3. in
ono from ~ o. q, in Feunzyisuria fruu
n 40 .. in sorth Czroiins from g. :. in
Trsrss from 8 % ~ in Virginia rom . 20 11.
IN Wesf Yirrinis from % q ard On Wis-
e,rsir f-on SOS. . j. EratiiTing b. kn1u
fs.f Terns VII hars en- fncTsass offrtt1n-
r-r.--er. aud 10 d0utt NUMBER % asrif-
5-- rntesnen vi anrious,T uuich tbs leg
ils-u-s ~hen d meets IN trt-t sessior b.
rr oonrsssionsi District
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
snIclde en NIountaln Creek.

Mr.. Greed Ellis, who came TO the city
yesterdar, informed a HERALD reporter
that an elderly lady named Mrs. Rebecca
Hunmcut, living on Mountain Creek, COM
mitted suicide Tuesday, by poisoning. be-
cause her son, with other boys, tried TO
hang a negro.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

THE Chicago Inter-Ocean desiring to be
first in the send-off, asks: How would this
do for 1884? For president, CHESTER A. Ar
Thur. Of rev York; for yice-president,
RonuRr LINCOLN, Of Illinois, The geo
graphical balances are observed In this, and
the other 'unities' are not disturbed We
have no remarks to make yet as We want TO
see the color of the dark horses first.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

Az exchange. says: "E. e. srEAorE, Of
Fargo. j. olye Of the largest land owners ia
the world. now having a clear title TO more
than 10000 acres. j5.CJo Of which are in
Dyi.ota. about 10000 in Texas. 5000 in
Mississippi, and various other tracts iu all
paris 9th union. lie says De l0st $780,
0)J ia the Chicago fire." M. srEaeuE
may be the largest land owner in she world
at tLi. time. but some years ago. when the
late IArrnEw CARTWRIGHT, Of San AdEus-
tine. was living, this could not be said. as
ME. CaErwmsHr owned l,l000)O acres Of
land. Furthermore, 1t is reported that "a
srya-on DonsEY has a rancho in New Mer-
ic0 forty miles By sixty miles in dmen-
sious. or $500 acres.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

GENERAL SKoBELEFF has stirred up a
tempest in the European teapot with his
recent speech. The emperor of Germany
has taken his remarks so much to heart
that he has requested the car either to re-
tire or dismiss him from the army. The
car will hardly comply with this request,
though he may send him off to command
some remote frontier for short time.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02
crEgGa ERAHaD,

We don't know whether the readjuster
governor Of Virginia is a duelist per Sc or Oh
not. but he has vetoed the anti'dueIihg Ol"
,,..st by the legislature of his state.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

RusH MEDICAL COLLEGE at Chicago sent
forth 10 young doctors on the list INST
They should have been engaged 10 attend
the smallpox cases in Chicago 50 that they
could have entered upon their spheres OF
usefulness at once. A young doctor is ex-
ceedingly useful in times of epidemics, for
they are always willing to 50 to the front,
and those Of them who do not die learn
something practical, you know.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

THERE are sevepty-three lodges OF the A.
o. wv. in Indiana, with revenue oil 3i''-
si3. The Grand lodge of this order IN t""'
state was in session during the week JUST
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

VIII you suffer with Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint Shiloh's Cure j. the remedy
for you. Sold By Hickox 4 House, drug
rists. Cos Main street, Dallas. Texas.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

That hacking cough can ne 80 quickly
cured bv ShilOh's Cure. We guarantee IL.
Sold By Hick0x a House, druggists, COS
Main street. Dallas. Texas.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

sieepless nights. made miserable By that
terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the rene
dy for you Sold by HickoH a House, drug
gisfs. G5 Main street. Dallas. Texas.
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PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY.
slnsrnirrIoN TEnMs.
shnscrIrrIoNs TO DAILY.

no s,bscrlbcrs. When subscribers 'cnn
~. ~ So iIe al ldrc.s Ofthcir papcrch9nr'l
t To," ,..Ii WIeasr be sure and make mention O.
thclr former address ,..-.,..,,,,.,.,.
A.,..r energetic agents wanted for ihe " ZEN
1ynr cye,y po,iolNce TO Whom " "pe'"' ''''
mission a.G bc allowed ,.,
p.,.,,, IA nos,onlce money order, l-~iScrcd
Ie''.. or undoub,cd draft
address, al communications 10
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

CrvcISYArI is making grand preparations
.sor n Nav Festival, and is determined to
make it an eminent success and an epoch
in the musical and social life Of that city.
Dallas has in contemplation May Festival,
And it is pertinent to ask why her business
men AID citizens generally will not arouse
themselves, and make Of it an occasion
equal to that Of Cincinnati, proportioEateiy.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

shnoh's Tiisiizer IL vhst you reed 10
Constipation, Los q Appetite. DzEiness
ard symptoms of Dvsrer'sIa- frlcs lu and
Is csris uer b1ttle. Sold b. hicErN A
Hoe. drre-rists. Gl5 Main street, Dallas
Trrrs
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

Catarrh cured, health ana sweet breath
is cured By 6hiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price 50 cents Nasal Injector free Sold
By HickoE a House, druggists 005, Main
tfeef. Dallas. Texas.
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

C-urr. W-ho1rinE Cough and Bronchitis
frrrrsa Irfs1r r6Iisred ~ sbiloh's remedy.
srld bv Hicr1r a House 50 Nan
street.. Ds'ias erns-
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Ths Rev. Gen r. Thsye-. 81 Bourbon
Trd.. srTs- Bob rrTsslf ard v.fs cEe or
iires 20 siIil1hs CuiIls-rllfIt Cu-e. SD
~ Hrkrr a H0us e. cruEEisis. 80 Man
efrrst. Dallas. Teas
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-03-02

Tor lame hack, side or chest use Eiiloh's
Porous Paster. Sold 81 Hlcknr 4 House,
druggists. 05 Main street Dallas, Tens.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-27
To a Defunct Goat.

Thourt lying cold aud pale, o. William
! see thee az thou art--as WatWhlman would
say
Prone in mute death, sim in thy shagginess;
And, since thou now so helpless and low lost
And canst not leap to sudden, harsh revenge
] take the liberty OF firing oil
These faint few lines at thee, Billy!
Thou hast been Great butter In thy time,
IombaTded hast thou the reckless small boy
With most damaging bombardmonl; tnou
Likewise hast oftcniimcs launched form iuli
tilt
Thy cheerful Uranium at the old man and
made
Him realize that not by any means s life
An empty dream. Assaulted too, hast thou
The wd-eycd servant girl, high hosting her
Into the peucid air mid piercing shrieks
Of more than mortal agony. All-0ll
Have had OF thee taste; thou hast, Great
Goat,
Not been partial.
Thou relgnedesta king
Among Ms, William, and thou hudst OF room
Zen more than the afflicted lcpers OF old
days.
Proud men saw thee and vanished like the
wind:
Women bcheld thee and split all the land
With screams diresome, what time themselves
Exceed ingIy' remote They did not much ad.
The appearance Of thy frontispece, o William
Goat
Sometimes, In truth, the small boy braved thy
ire
And sought to monkey round thy festive
form;
But It's a fact that be was generally
Projected sky-high for bis paius
But thou, o w. g.!
Cou.dst not avail of all thy puissant self
To but foil death. Death Is the Boss Butter.
From Buttyile-don't you forget It, Billy;
He laid thee low.
-Post.Despatch.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-27
Making Him HannY.
.Post-Despatch.

A dumpy, misunderstanding small
boy was leaning against the wall at the
corner Of Woodward avenue and Con-
gress street, when along came tall,
raw-boned stranger with about four
drinks in him, aud said
"Bu-bubby, do you feel badP"
Yes"
"IIaint you got nom-moncy for
Chrisslemas2'
mo"
jus like mel I'm travelling on my
last fifteen cents snoring, and it'll be
all gone forenoon, Going to h-hang up
your stocking?'
mo"
Neither m |, I haven't got any
body to love me an put toys in luy
stocking Say, do you want a lizzie toy
mule in your stocking?n
'YeL"
80 do !, but lwon't get one. Turf to
be poor fullest kin o tufi. Say, bub?'
What"
There amt no hog about me. I'm
the biz1cSt hearted man in the world.
I'll make you happy if have to sleep
in the middle of the road Here, take
that, and this, and this--yes, take it
along and be happy
And he handed out pint bottle half
full Of gin, aplug of tobacco and
dime song-book, and as the bGw iidered
boy stood holding them in his hands the
donor continued;
THAI all-thaz all but acucher.deck
and a pistol, and I'll keep them to make
some other boy remember ChrissIemas.
Run along, sonny-run home and be
happy"