Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-17

for getting rich.
Keep clear of the man who does not value
his own character.
The Rothschilds now occupy eighs
mansions in Paris.
There was rare enjoyment at the Park
Thursday evening.
The torture of bad conscience Is the
hell of a living soul.
A Michigan girl has removed her nineteen
warts with tomato juice.
The sternest father was once the worst
boy in the neighborhood.
Woman's work: an honest man is the
noblest pursuit Of woman.
A man alone in room full of mirrors i
left 10 his own reflections sy-,.
Saratoga has been suffering from an IN
fiux of brides this season.
When a poor fellow gets out Of employ
ment the grim battle of life begins. 70
TIE Hon. David Davis is ct Saratoga, and
is said to be matrimonally inclined.
The cultured no longer call 1t hash.
Mosaic nutrIment Is the correct form.
Camp meetings are about over, and now
for the early autumn sewing societies.
A big balance in the bank gives man q
substantial back bone, and he feels 1t, too.
Young lady remember: CoquetrY is not
always a bait; il is sometimes Q shield.
The disease affecting the Prince of Wales
is not poor mans diseass, It's the sou1
Some Women" says Woman critic.
never get civilized in the matter OF color'
Experience is a trophy composed OF all
the weapons we have been wounded with.
The belle of the season is now at every
watering place and summer resort on the
globe.
The "Langtry" bonnet has made its ap-
pearance in Baltimore; il is said to be
perfect beauty.
Nantucket has girl pilot only seventeen
years old. Knows all the buoys IN the
sound, you can bet.
There is q Russian countess in London,
who rejoices in the catarrhal appellstion OF
Marsosuchscwsnoff.
The man who sat down on a nest OF horn
cts in rye field takes no interest in What
shall the harvest ber' ..
Young Salvini, who appeared in Chicago
on Monday, is said to be- full OF lire and
extremely handsome"
A tennis dress is of ecru grass cloth,
trimmed with Turkish embroidery and
worn with a sailor hat.
Working the jaws will prevent the nose
from bleeding. Nearly every woman Is ex-
empt from the nosebleed,
He who laughs the loudest at joke
which wounds another will howl the hard
est when the shaft strikes home.
An editors vacation consists in leaving
the sanctum ten minutes earlier than usual
and taking a walk around the block.
ha mi, Iat hind laUl
With utmost confidence
Although no more he'll look so sweet,
He'll have q deal more sense,
A man who is Unexpectedly placed on the
pinnacle of fame feels like the fellow who
sat down quickly on the spur of the mo-
ment.
These are the longest days Of the year we
are now getting through, but the poor
mans rent day rolls around just the same
rs usual.
In London there is a growing tendency
among young men OF business to substi-
tute milk and sandwiches for friendly
drinking.
Soft words may appease an angry mao
bitter words never will; would you
throw fuel on house in flames in order to
extinguish the fire.
There is girl in Boston who has had
eighteen different lovers, and not one OF
them ever got his arm around her. She
weighs 3S4 pounds.
Franklin once remarked "He that takes
a wife takes care" Very true; and he is
wise il after marriage he does take care,
otherwise she might take hair.
The Princess of Wales sometimes wears q
suit OF dark blue and crimson at yacht
race. Recently when she wore white
dress she carried crimson parasol.
What nice young man." simpered a
lady to her friend, as youth in the omnt-
bus deposited her pickle in the safety-box.
Yes" was the reply 81 see he is passing
fare"
1t would shock the modesty of the merry
srnside maiden 10 be addressed as the bare
legged belle OF the beach," yet such she Is
when she disports herself in the briny
breakers.
The coat tail Irritation, which We suggest
ed while ago, is proving 9 lite popular
Here is a new addition 10 1t. Having
portion of the tails gone signifies Her
folks keep a dog.
When Young man amt good for any
thing else, SAYS the renowned Josh Billings,
like to see MIN carry gold-he ided cane;
if he can't buy cane let him part his
hail in the middle.
An actress in London theatre Is six
teen year old Bohemian girl, eight feet two
inches high, and still growing. She be-
iieves the time has come for women 70 &C.
cupy higher level.
General Abe Buford, (recently Convert
ed, of Kentucky, calls Kentucky editor
n liar. He probably has not had time to
learn from the Bible where q man may 90
to who calls his brother liar.
In and around cave in the Green Noun
tains of Virginia, a hermit Of immense
size and with long, snowy white hair aud
oesrd has lived for forty years. He is over
eighty years of age, and will speIk to no
man"
An English girl who saw the Prince OF
Wal, 8 at 4 th, atre writes: "He, as usu Il,
enjoy ed the play rs much as any schoolboJ.
II is dellghtflA to hear him laugh IA RI ;h
'Ho! ho!' that rolls right across the tho
atre. he Is 10 nice"