, 1882-02-25
LOCAL JoTrUos.

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l,ooo volumes
The retail price Of -four has been advanced
to 81 l2 Per sack.
We wish the Spokane Caroniele would drop
the Irish 20" from okAnagan.
Fashionable females are lhe most ,soous.
religious darliags in the wicked world.
Ii venus is the tntelsr goddess Of lovers who
IL the tootoolar goddess o the aesthetics.
There is abou, 100. 900 bushels of wheat still
in hands Oi farmers in this vicinity unsold.
spoon hOlder-a chair occupied BY pair
OF clean gone lovers at II o'clock at night.
1t is easier to remove the bark from the out.
side OF a sausage, than it is frcn the inside.
The married man without children never
reaches pa in the matrimonial market ouo.s-
| tons
Spokane Falls enjoys the luxury of trout
the Chronicle says: Send Us a few over here
brother
NeFer call man liar. 1t isn't polite
Tell him he is of an exceedingly imaginative
I disposition.
BaI-tendeH are the mos. ssciable set on
eartn. They break the ice of.ener and finer
than al y5ody
o. c. White, of the DAYTON Clrcaier, who
was elected 10 the high Office Of mayor of tha.
raiiwick, has resigned.
| The girl that has the most freedom and runs
at large most persis.ently at this age, is the
one that's maid fast
| Furs are going out Of fashion and the mis-
cradle man is just now wondering what new
garment will be his ruination
Mrs. Vim. Kirkman has returned home
| after very pleasant visit to her Portland
| friends looking well and hearty
J. K. Addison our architectural frieno has
returned; like all the rest he says that Walla
Waila is the best place after all.
Still the poor ice bound travellers stick to
the boat at Texas Ferry We suggest that
! they skate up the river to Lewiston
! 1t is understood that Mr. A. S. Bowles has
bought out the interest of w. j. Dyer in the
building and agricultural interest business
The narrow guage road up Mil creek went
into winter quarters several weeks ago. 0per-
stions will Commence again IN about month.
| Mr.. Straight informs us that he is laying
aside many valuable tokens Of respect which
he intends presenting to his friends on the 29th
| inst
Barley is quoted at a cent and our farmers
are disposing Of their surplus There is a brisk
| demand for it in San Francisco for feed and
brewing purposes.
1t is reported that Co. "H," lst Cavalry
and Co. II, 81 Infantry, will change from
ColYille to Camp Spokane when the spring
| time comes gentle Annie.
Seattle has at length discovered that Chi
nese wash-huuses in the business portion of
that city are a nuisance, and the attention VI
the city council ha, been called to the fact.
Thuse men who are harping about the big
hats at theatres should bear in mind that it is
often better TO study big hat than poor
stage.
Dear girls, whenever a young man gets so
soft that he can be dipped up with spoon,
the best thing for you to do is to dip him over
the back fence.
Hermann, that is the great Hermann, and
not the fellow who was egged in this city few
weeks since, is attracting immense audiences
| in Chicago.
The Port Townsend Argus says: II i un-
! derstooi that the ship Pactolus will load with
wheat at New Tacoma for England. II she
| does the wheat will be brough. across from
| PORTLAND.
| The contract for carrying the mail frora he!-
| ton 10 Pendleton has been awarded to \. ii.
Boomer Of Boise city. gentiem thoroughly
cauversant with every foot Of the road: the con
tract price is $780, 900.
Arthur Sutherland, the actor, who broke his
leg on Sunday, is u be the recipient Of bene
1t On Saturday night at Stahl's Opera House.
The play is to be "Deboraha, or the Jewish
Maiden's Wrong"
Eugene buciIaliii- Al oit W NAA'
city and very fayorahly known all over this
upper country has returned and will enter INTO
the agricultural implement business with
| Mes,rs. Mackenzie & Cavanagh.
The Port Townsend Argus and other papers
are crediting an article on FreemaSonry in
! Washington Territory TO the Walia Waiia
| Union. The Union got the same from the
! Post InteHigencer. No credit at all is better
| than a wrong credit.
| A gentleman Of Ottawa, Canada, gave an
! order for silver mosnted clsret Jug to Mon
! treal dealer, instructing him to send 1t by ex-
press marked c. o. ID. A couple OF days ago
the ing arrived, having engraved on it IN beau
! tifuI large letters &C. .. d.
Mr.. G. II. Sutherland will take the place at
the gas works vacated by Mr.. Robert Lloyd
/ who is compelled by his health to leave for
change of climate. Mr.. Sutherland Is a very
practical snd energetic young gentleman "hom
We have heard well spoken or
". are happy to again see the pleasant face
os our old citizen Mr.. William Vawter AGAIN
-, III. streets. He has been spending the
winter in Southern California, but old ties ne
cannot sever ana hence has returned to his
own country looking much better for his trip.
She liked his hat,
No doubt Of that,
Adored his cane,
Il was quite plain.
Admired his gloves,
Said they were loves,
And praised his boot,