The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-12-26
EXCHANGE scINrIIlAr1oNs

The warning sign at railroad cross
ings isa track shun oil travel. -Breck-
enridgc News.
Venus di'lu' have a good show. 1t
was sic(k) transit, SO to speak. -
Georgetown Times.
II matters not how disagrceable a
landlord is you are oblige to put up
with him.--Glasgow Times.
Even the most desperate burglar,
when he goes to rob bank, believes
in going on the safe side.--Glasgow
Times. s.
In Canada fuel is so high that it is
cheaper for family to pay fifty cents
to hear lecture in warm hall than
to stay at home and burn coal.-Eliz-
: abethtown News.
Wilhemj, the viol;nist, is coming
TO America again. Ii he would leave
the last letter Of his name in Europe,
there would DO lcss Dispute in this
country over its proper pronunciation
Pad News.
81. Goram has sued mn Indiana
( rconp,y for remuneration for building
Z aLiidge. 1t appears that the county,
= not possessing Venitian taste. doesn't
want to pay for bridge Of Sis. -
Breckenridge News.
II The papers are all publishing an
article about an editor who couldn't Tell
lie. Why not publish something
wonderful while they are about it,
IAN editor who could tell lie," for
instance.--Mayfeld Democrat.
There is prospect Of Cincinnati
peorle having to give Germany the 60
by hereafter when they do Europe.
Onr Tsutonic fellow men are talking
about prohibiting the importation Of
American hOgs.-Sunday Argus.
Venus. in her transit, acted as
many women do, hid o grand sight on
which men would have looked with
rapture, by wearing veil. Ii is sup
posed that she did not want any one to
sec her when she kissed old SOL
State Sentinel. o.....ss
.Does your Helen remind you Of
Helen, Of Troy?" she asked sweetly
I. as the sofa springs Aattened under !
pressure Of l60 pounds. "No,not pre-
cisely;you remind me more Of Helen
Of Avoirduqois," was his scaly reply
Sunday Argu'.
She went into shop to buy som
toilet sop. and while the shopmal
was expatiating on its merits, abou
made up her mind to purchase. bu
when he said it would keep off chaps
che said she didn't want that kind. :
Elizabethtown News.
We want to live to see the ds
when there will be a cry for our pho
tographs, the same as they are mo-
crying for John G.. Csrllsle's. As "
none cry for ours bat women; aud I'll
demand is. smaller than the supply
we've only got one State Journa
When the brass wears off "sol
gold" watch chain and the iron begil
10 show, then is tho time to pnt it
I the heirloom box in the bureau draw
~ along with other faded jowelry to 70
burglars with should they break
.2dnF'house and sttaiz 6tate Journi
The adago that "lhe person wi
wear. asrraw hat in the winter h
money in the hank. is as true
preaching. While visiting city
Gently a straw-hat citizen Of Il
place put sum Of money ID q "a
g bank, which has never been check
out yet.--Dixon Pollywog.
President Arthur and the Reput
canparty remind one just now of
Indiana man who bet $40 that
could ride the Ry-wheel in saw m
As the widow paid The bet, she
marked: "Chet was kind husband
providing for his family, but he did
know much about fy-wheels. IT
as SiItinys.
Literary.--The first number Of ,
ume IA Of that highly interesting ,
exciting novel, entitled "Congressi
al Record" has been received. I
work, every line OF which can not
to make the reader laugh outright,
especially designed to sick people.
man who has sick wife and wa
to get married again should be W
ont it.--State Journal.
1.-THE Multifarious Washes G
Mashe /; or, the VillainIStill Pers
y Her." is the title of novelette,
! expect to construct in the nsarfortl
pf course every body will instinct
lySassociste the editor Of the Sc
Aentuckian in connection with
si|ling story, and they will not
W wrong in their conjecture'
Iliat Wy Dung.
gressicnal Rsco.,ocumeut. the c
regular daily visits~qain having
though for months it in.officc
sight still, to memory it waslost
dear as ever.