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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04

lIl-brea gang of broadcloth blackguards in Europe
Where las there been seen In pubic such
brutality of condpct rs characterizes the English
House OF Commonss Whenever an unpopular
member rises what about the cock-crowIng; the
groaning the talking TIE whstling, the coughing
and other METHODS CT indecent interruption Oh ae
bate known only to rufian assemblies Ana whae
has been tile result of the Irish members "tnrhing
the House OF Commons into bear-garden az
teation % Irish affairs. Ireland is no longer neg
lected as she used to lie when she sent over syee
plants OF England TO represent her IN fariameihii
No thanks to English members because l'sh
affairs take precedence over Englsh anu Seo ot
measures In all fairness it was about time ,hai
they shoald do so. England and scotland naH
monopolizad its attention for centuries. farheI
and his associates can proudly say: AO"s Gro"'
change tout celia ~ ;L
J fear I am trespassing on your space Wish
Won would give me another opportunity 10 present
a few facts that are called out by MT. sinaIiey
letter: but IN yon do not care TO do So PERM
me 10 say that never uttered any such sentiments
as Mr.. Smaley quotes from the English papers,
nor anything like them-that never countehance1
murder or violence IN Ireland, nor on the part OF
the Irish Mr.. Smalley lorgets that he denied tiie
Mountm0rres SANDER ut the time of II.
JAMES REDPATH
ker- yorE June Of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04

haven't told you all There other methods OF deep
ton pracced by the public People Try to use tue ye
that all !" he was asked That's all think OF now"
fraud. But he did not think oil any more Just theh
TALK WITH CONDUCTOR.
conversation was held next by the reporter with q
conductor. He one OF the most intelligent OF his
class.
Ever have any trouble with people 7" he repeatedin
response TO question "Weli. not n great deal :;
you always get along with anybody, If you know
how. People I'm q crowd are hard to manage, you know
They can't stop think a would al alone IN his
Office"
"What class OF people give you the most trouble y
"Wel, 1t isn't the poor class, a rule. They behave
themselves aud keep quiet There welldressed peo
pie men. OF course who have pretentious style about
seem TO think nothing is good enough Tor them ana tha
railroad employees are mcnias. There Is always sush
class OF elegant bules, you might can theul; lney
grow the most and strut the most. Once IN whie We
get hold OF drunken man. IL is the gatenah anu
once In while they slip by beeause they seem all right
Mhfh passing the gate Agn we stae some eS GS r
down. About year ago number OF them got on the
train and got into rstclass fight with the brakenen
one OF the brakenen got on at station ana teegIa9ea
mp Few stations Tor poeenen that irgnteneo Tie ie
Wha class Of people travel with you during different
parts Of the day !"
Early in the morning the laborers The shnen and
shwomen come down to Fulton Market among the first
They carry their baskets, and are we-behayed set
and the lower part OF the city, going up 10 the stores IN
Grand-st broadway and the avenues. Then there are
the business men. From 10 O'clock until come the
women who 90 shopping. They come from Brooklyn up
Third-ave. and Sixthave, and from uptown, down 10
the various Then the tide begins to turn and al
the great numbers who went in the earlier part
OF the day begin going back The women return from
shopping; business go home. Then clerks and shop
girls make their return journey, and from o'clock Tor
hour more viii find the laborers. They are
many Of them pretty dirty set. and the odors oil
tobacco and various other ingredients about their per
sons, make them uncomfortable companions for O tee
M They take the front aud generally have 1t all to
themselves"
The conductor stopped moment Che was of duty
then suddenly said: forgot class. The school
girls They're a lively set with their books and their
talk. Some OF them quiet and give their time TO
their books II they expected to be caught without
having learned their lessons But good many Of them are
not OF that kind and they r with the brakcmen-ney-
with the conductors. They take 10 flirting early IL
seems 70 be very harmless business though" ,
He paused again. " tell yOu," he exclaimed, as the
talk came 10 close, there's nothing like the elevated
road for life NewYork lively enough, but whea You
take 1t in the eleyatedwo it's the veest place ever
saw or expect to see-except the Stock Exchange
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04
gOuuirr ,,roperfp for Sale ans Go Get

gouHirr llroperfp for Sale ano Go fei
COUNTRY SEAT FOR SALE on the Hud
" son lies north OF Newburg; substantial comfort
able and natural beauty Address
OWNER. Boz 29s, NevbuTg n y.
TOR SALE.-Several large plots Texas land.
L with perfect tite. PAUL p TODD, 10 broadway.
FOR SALE-A pleasant country home, with
modern imprJ stable. carriage house. &C; cheap
and terms easy BOX l55. stamford Conn
TOR SALE.-Handsom farm, 16 acres, near
station y. p. r. r.. 40 minutes from Philadelphia:
hCn healthy loo tOl EXTENDED views great variety OK
iruiti nice shade good buildings Address W. f. Ely
North Wales, Penn.
COR SALE.-Choice Orange County farm
40 20 100 finely located half mile from Erie Rail
streams; malaria immediate possession. GEORGE W.
ALLISON. NO. de 'br0ssesst, NewY0rk.
FOR SALE.-ChOice Chicago property, 16O
acres lake shore hands OF receiver and offered be-
low value for cash 10 cent down required balance
property held at f5O Price II tnis tract Si6OUOO
accommodation trains connect with Chicago beach and
ard wooded property near parks For particulars j. j.
IhOAA,sON. Attorney Law 80 broadway
HOUSE (ten rooms, furnished or nOt) and
l0i 5Oxl50 for sale at AsbuIy Park " 81 900 easy
terms BURNHAM Box LIZ NeW-York Post ONCE.
MORRISTOWN.-An elegant mansion, fully
Va furnished with ten acres, we-shaded let j. HEN
RY JOHNSON Morist0wn. " j
ORANGE, n. J.-HOUSES and COUNTRY
" SEATS TO let for sale. furnished and uuurnisIed.
BLACKWELL q SMITH opp mann station. Orange n. ].
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04
REAL ESTATE

NEw-YoRK. Monday, July g. 1882.
The following sale was made at the Ex-
change salesroom to-day:
Bv Richard 7. Hdrnet
y-story brick dwelling with lot. No III West 1921
Boyes Y.o' $3.50
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04

haven't told you all There are other methods Of decep
practiced by public. People try TO use the ye
cent tickets at ten cent hours Then be stopped Is
hat all :" he asked =" That's all thnk OF now,
he replied trying couture MP another style u
fraud. But he did NOT think OF any more Just then
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04
Guuntrp prupertp for Sale aHa 20 Est

AT WESTFIELD, on the New-Jersey Cen
"a trial desirable building lOs location high drainage
feet be obtained favorable terms IN plots 10 suit tbs
purchaser by applying 20 J. kIkILAND az the "estneld
Hotel. or JOHN ID JAQDES or I. Z. PEAkSALL- real es-
agents, Westneld
AT MORRISTOWN, n. J.-FOr sale, to close
"A an estate desraby located residence, combining
the advantages VI country and city the house large and
every enience ample ground large and modern car
Rage house an stable. fruit aud shade
ALFRED MILLS. Executor M0rrstown, ". J..
h. EDDY 4 SAYRE. las broadway, Sew-York
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04
Rcal Gstale Wanteo.

IVANTED.-FOr investment Business prop
w erty below Canal-st; also wanted four lots suitable
for factory purposes rutland & WITHIN q, No. Bees
man-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04

Pennsylvania Railroad. 1000 feet above
level situated In Of loo acres amid the matches
scenery Of tie Aeghanies s accessibility pure ar. and
malaria flies mosquitoes render 10 the
state During 1891. hotel
all appointments and with
accommodating nearly LOCO guests Cottage
desiring the quiet
cusiOn For descriptive circular diagram and terms
address,, ". u. TYLER, superintendent
The celebrated Logan House. Altoona Penn II also under
Mr. Tyersa managGmenE
or
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04
eitp l)rouertp 90 Get.

ITO LET at a moderate price, large we'll
lighted floor with best appliances FOR manufacturing in
MUNRO'S building II 10 q Nandewaer-sL Apply ~ the
owner ia the building
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-07-04
Eeltures ano meetinns.

THE ORDER of the CINCINNATL.-GEN-
Il ERAI ORDER-Nembers OF the Cincinnati will meet to
celebrate the O6th anniversary Independence
the 4th OF July, 1892, az DELMONICO'>, 5taye az
noon The standing Committee viii meet at y.
Members Of other states In invited to attend.
HAMILTON FISH. Presidenf.
JOHN SCHUYLER Secretary
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-12
Heavy DefauIter.

Chicago, 1.-THE Ne10S says: Frank
L. Chase, of the Cook County dem
ocratic committee has proven defaulter
for the sum estimated at from $50 600 to
$40, 600. Drunk, harlotry and speculation
caused his downfall. He was q lawyer
and the money had been eoHfded to him
by his clients who trusted him without
security, Mrs. Norton, widow Of Ohase's
protector, Judge Norton. loses $50, 900
and through her the story first came to
light. Chase managed to settled a small
partof her claim to avoid thepenitentiary,
but otker creditors have within a few
days pressed him SO hard that he has
threatened TO commit suicide, and Gus
todian has been placed in his house.
Chase confelses his insolvency, but denies
any criminal act. he says his attempts
to get rich fast have resulted dissstrously.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-12
TELEGRAPHIC
The Union Pacific Will Not
Extend.

Chicago, 1l.--Reports having been
current for some years past that the
Union Pacific had determined 10 build
an extension of the Pacific Coast, In op-
position to the Central Pacific, and an
other by way OF its new Oregon branch,
to the Columbia River, Tribune repre-
sensitive, yesterday, asked Mr.. S. S. II.
Clark, general manager Of the Union
Pacific, what truth there was in these re-
ports Mr.. Clark stated there was no
foundation whatever in these reports,
and no such extensions were. contem-
plated. There was some talk about
constructing line from ono point on the
main line OF the Union Pacific in Utah,
southwest, to join the Atlantic and Psci-
fc, and then build jointly TO San Fran
cisco. Since then, however, an agree
ment had been made with the Central
Pacific, by which the latter was to be
used as the Union Psci6c's western out
let for q number of years, and the
scheme of building an independent line
was abandoned. The Atlantic and Pa
cifc, instead of connecting with the
Union Pacific and building jointly to
San Francisco, has decided to build to
the Colorado River only, and there con-
meet with the new line built by the
Southern Pacific. The Oregon branch
of the Union Pacific would have its ter
minus at Baker City as originally pro-
posed, and there connect with the Oregon
Railway and Navigation Compsny's
line. The Onion Pacifc's arrangements
for western outlets we're go complete
and favorable new, Mr.. Clark said,
there was no use of spending money
upon new and independent extensions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-12
Election Rows.

Dayton. o., lin 3 political quarrel
OF the Soldiers Home last night August
Moncke stabbed John Dean in the groin.
None of the inmates OF the home were in.
In another political rev saloon
keeper wss fatally stabbed, and there
were several other rows caused by the
interference Of crowd Of roughs at the
polls, to prevent votes being cast against
the saloon interest. Whisky and dis
order we're the chief factors in the election.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-12
Bright,sIDisease. Dlab etes

Beware of the stuff, that pretends
to cure these diseases, or other Kid
ney, Urinary or Liver Diseases, as
they only relieve for time and
make you ten times worse after
wards. but rely solely on Hop Bit
tiers, the only remedy that will
surely and permanently cure you.
1t destroys and removes the cause
of disease so effeetually that it never
returns.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-12

Iron in the blood. CoLDEN's LIE
BIG's LIQUID ExRACT OF BEEF
AND Tonic INvIGoRAToR, in pint
bottles. enriches the blood. aids di-
gestion, cures Dyspepsia, Nervous
ness, Debility, Chi1ls, Fever, Ague,
and Female Complaints. ASK for
CoIdefa'S, take no other. Of drug
gists generally.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-12

sLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made
miserable by that terrible cough.
Shiloh's Cure is the remedy for you.
Sold by 2. G. M. I. Drug Store. (S)
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-17
the MILLENNIUM.

The Rev. J. Hemphill Of San Francis
co said recently that the millennium
is rapidly approaching. During
the millennium, he thought,
he thought, the physical conditions OF
the world would be improved. Sin be.
ing removed, pain and travail all would
be done away with. The physical con-
ditions of man would be vastly improv-
ed, and there would exist no pain, sor-
rev nor tears, such as are ours now.
When that times comes men will live
as long as the old patriarches before the
flood. Healthy bodies will make
healthy minds and for thousand years
the two will be yoke-fellows. The
moral and spiritual conditions will be
vastly improved and holiness will
abound. And during those thousand
years he thought one language would
prevail throughout the world, for
through the Tower Of Babel, or sin,
numerous tongues came, and by the
casting out of sin, they will go. But
what language is liable to be adapted
The signs of the times are that the hon
est old Anglo-Saxon of England and
America will be that one, for it Is now
being introduced over not only the
civilized but the uncivilized world.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-17
WOMEN AS sPECULATR0S.
Lessons OF the Recent Oil Pauic-A
Young Woman's Philosophy.


The recent action of the Bradford
School Board, forbidding speculation
in oil by the school teachers Of that
city, was no doubt we'll timed. The
stories of men who have seen fortunes
old, and the occasional notice the un-
fortunate one receives has in 1t an air VI
apology Tor intruding such thrice-told
tale on the public. But -.i,S increasing
part that women are taking in this
traffic Is . matter for establishment, If
not for alarm. Their losses are of course
studiously concealed and also for the
most part the fact that they have in
vested. Reports are, however, begin
ming to leak out that many prominent
ladies throughout the region Of greatest
speculation find their fortunes seriously
impaired. One lady in a neighboring
town CHANGED her investments just at
the time when oil became unsteady
and lost $4,000. Another, whose
speculation began in little banter with
a broker friend as to the. possibility Of
81 so oil, lost nearly as much.
These are not solitary cases. There
are the young ladies who, through
some broker. place such smaller sums
as they are able to command. One of
these who bought in on the rising mar
ket soon found herself a gamer Of 500.
She was sure that this was but be-
ginning, and as promise Of other
things hoped for she bought fur
lined cloak and invested all her ayaila-
BILE funds in oil again. She lost, Of
course; but afterwards while listening
to the coincidence friend, suggested,
with satisfied glance at the cloak, that
Providence had at least found 3 new
way Of tempering the wind to the shorn
lamb.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-17
FOR THE FUN OF IT.

Upon second thought: Jones, .Jr,--
Brown-"Can't I've Joined the Nd
Drink. T-,ccpt-at-Sfes Tines Associa-
ton and have given up that sort Of .
thing. But, look here, i don't mind,
If you'll stand me dinner.,E-Funny
Folks. eS8a5tl
Psychological: Morning! Cold a.
blazes 'smorning," greeted o business
man yesterday. "Pretty cold, certain.
ly; but why utter such an absurdity as
cold as blazes% Blazes are hot, you
know" "What would you say~
"Oh, say it's cold enough to freeze two
dry rags together or something Of that
sort" The lesson in etynology being
over, both passed on.-Boston Globe.
A hollow mockery: Spillkins brought
home Swiss cheese from an Austin
grocer, which Is full Of holes. He par
took Of it very literally, but when he
complained few days afterwards OF q
feeling of emptiness, little Johnny,
who Is one of the smartest boys In Aus
tin, spoke up and said: 81 know what
makes you feel empty, pa. It is them
big holes in your cheese you ate the
other day."-Texas siftings.
How she got the notion: Our tailor
was telling US about conversation he
had with lady. 1She made me dis
gusted. /" he said. Undertook to ffaster
me, think. Called me man of posi-
ton and wealth. What should putthat
idea in your headr' And, anxious to
aid him in understanding the situation,
we remarked that i'm all probability she
had seen some of his bills, and he at
once began to talk about the weather.
Boston Post.
A case Of 'that depends" "WhAt
age is il you are now, dearT asked the
colonel, Just back from India, OF the
tall daughter of his friend, Tomkinson
Smith. "Weil, that is what I can't
quite make out" returned the girl TAX
Ing care not to meet her mothers eye,
"fOr vhenJ go anywhere with papa / am
sixteen, but when Igo out with mamma
/ ana never more than twelve next
birthdayw The colonel FASTENED to
change the sub ect.-London Figaro.
They were not one: They had only
been married q short time. The other
day she slung her arm around him and
warbled, in q low, tremulo1s voice:
'sDo you realize. Adolphus, that now
we are married, we are only one?'
sEo,n replied the brute, 81 can't re-
alixe it. have just paid SIS MILL
merry bill, and lot more Of your bills,
with several precincts to hear from, 30
am beginning to realize that, as far a
expense goes, instead OF being one,
wea are about half dozen. / CAM
take in that idea of our being one JUS
yet, not By large majcrity."-Texal
6iftingA
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-17
TEsrrFY,se BY TELEPHONE.
A novel rreceedare I'm Anew jersey
Court.

A novel Proceedare In view Jersey
Coart.
IT became necessary yesterday for Dr:
Townsend, the physician In charge OF
the Paterson::.small-pox hospitai, ana
his five assistants to take OATH 70 tneii
accounts in order that the bills mignt
be presented to the meeting of the al.
dermen last night. 1t was thought
imprudent to allow them to go down
through the city to the recorders once,
and on the other hand Recorder
Greayes dhi not care to 60 to the hos
pitaI to administer the oath. After
bordering the matter he decided 70
send Assistant City Physician Hurd to
the hospital with the bills as his proxy.
The doctor got the hospital physician
and his assistants 10 sign the afiidavits
ON the end of their bills, and then
hunted up bible.
When all had put their hands on
the book. DIR. Hurd went to the tele-
phone in the hospital office and called
up "32S, - the number of the instru-
ment in the recorders office twenty
miles away.
'.Have they all got there hands on
the bOok?r asked the recorder.
ayes, all ready" replied DR.. Hurd.
every we'll, then,n said the recorder;
"you as me deputy repeat to the depo..
nents what say. "Iou and each OF
YOU do solemnly swear"
"You and each Of you do solemnly
swear" repeated DIR. Hurd.
"That the annexed accounts are just,
true, and unpaid" said the recorder
@b .orOh Tho tolanhnna
"That the annexed accounts are just
true and unpaid" repeated the doctor.
$50 help YOU God,u said the recorder
through the telephone.
$50 help your God" repeated DIR.
Hurd.
snow kiss the book" said the .tele-
phone.
aKiss the book" repeated the doc
tor
The six hospital attaches kissed the
bible in turn.
'They've all kissed it," said the doc
through the telephone.
They haye?" answered the recorder
in surprise. "Why, I didn't hear 1t.
let them kiss it again loud enough for
me to hear it,"
The kisses were repeated with an en-
ergy that set the reports vibrating over
the wire vigorously enough to be repro
duced on the metallic disk at the receiv-
ing end.
a heard those. That's all right;
good by" said the recorder, hanging
up his ear-piece.
A short time afterward DIR Hurd drove
UP to the statiOn-house, and laid the
affidavits before the recorder, all. prop.
eriy signed, and the recorder affixed
his own signature, certifying that they
had been "sworn and subscribed before
him."
Last night these bills went in with
tie other claims against the city, and
were duly referred to the finance COM
miUtee to he audited.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-12-17
BUBBLES IDLY BLOWN.

What Thanksgiving Is: Thanksgiv-
ing at the North Is all nonsense, stun
and mince piety.-New Orleans P1cay-
une.
He did one good thing: Robson as
cribes his defeat to Keifer's speeches.
Keifer is not so bad fellow, after all.
Boston Transcript.
+ Manages to get even: "Gin ruins
geuius," says an exchange. Yes, but
genius ruins q good deal Of gin, so it's
about stand-Off.-Elmira Gazette.
Literary query: A new book is titled
"Short Savings of Great Men," When
are we to have the Great Sayings Of
Short Menw-New York News.
Spelling it with a "que:" The fashion
journal says: uChecks are now In
STYLE" Not by the looks of our sub
scription lists.-Lawrenoe American.
Duties that should stand: We trust
that during the general cutting down
of duties Congress will not attempt to
abolish the duties to constituents.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Proposed change of name: A cores
pondent suggests that the name Of
Washington be changed to Whitewash-
ipgton, on account of its facilities in
that line. Waterbury American.
Girls shouldn't whistle: "If" says
the chronological Journal, "whistling
will drive away the blues, why shouldn't
the pirls whistle?n Pshaw! II they
did, the puppies would run after them
more than ever.-Salem Sunbeam.
A mistake: "Ah, excuse me-" ex-
claimed an Arkansaw man as he
knocked down stranger in the street;
81 thought that you were a friend OF
mine. My eyesight is failing me, so
that I'll have to wear glasses.-Arkan-
saw Traveller.
The terrible infant: "Julia, my lit
tie cherub, when does your sister En-
ma return?r Jnlia-"I don't know"
didn't she say anything before she
went awayw Julia-"She said If you
came to see her that she'd be gone till
doomsday."-Hartford Eagle. q
Journalistic recruit: "Father, wish
to live so as to show the world my con-
tempt for wealth." remarked ayoung
philosopher, who was just recovering
from the effects Of fifty cent cigar.
"That's easy enough, said the old man;
"become ali editor Brooklyn.
A corker;" whats your occupa.
ton ?" asked judge Of a ''drunk" that
came up for inspection in the morning.
ppm q calker, sh," was the reply. "a
calkerv exclaimed the judge; what
an inaptitude of language; ! should
say you were an uncorker. Give him
sixty days." "That's 'corker,' surely"
was the victims reply.-Rome Senti-
mel.
A nice new fable: A dog and his
Tail fell into a dispute as to which
should Wag the Other. An itinerant
Wasp passing that Way causually Re-
marked: Speaking Of Tails, reminds
me that | possess one which May posi-
bly, be Influential enough to Wag you
Both" This fable Teaches that ten
cents worth of Dynamite Is bigger
man than Church Steeple.-Denver
Tribune.
Sic transit;
Venus and Langtry, on the public ways,
by day conceal their charms from vulgar
~ vesus wells he, beauty In the clouds,
I.angtry In game her fascination shrouds;
And yet these stars, when night lights up
Freely unfold their charms to opera glasses.
Boston Transcript.