The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-11-02
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ipiu,iou. - d. 90 both sides, but NC don'
lno~ wltfe they ~ill God healthier iook
ias se, u Bcu than lawyers
-oen. Bonspaiie died. To George w.
then 10 Ireland. Il Gas announced, ''slre.
youf greatest epemy is dead +" When did
sbe die. asted the king. assuming that
Il aas bis siic that bad died,
a Moth CafoliBs man fired shots
from be revolver q, . ssrsnger sitting on
The fence fourteen feet away. Then the
stranger siid Jown aud remarked. Land
alive bai ~iy don't you shrova log
There 40 some cuto observers IN Neh
,brleans The f'io,yu', man Las discover
"a that iitr REASON @hy some 81 the s'resi
lamp. burn all nighi ia bccsnse the light Is
-, saall iLai IL is Airsld 10 70 out alone
A Jolinstovn paper complains that q
marrying epidemic has broken ont among
tbs chidfcn 10 that neigbborhood. Their
mothers should yaccinate them with the
virus from whole soled slipper or shin
gle
They i,,ll ~ that the head OF the com
q is getting larger Well, We don't won
der, when we take into consideration the
fact that II has been seen out before sun
rise nearly every morning for the pas,
three weeks.
-"Mamma. there's mousqito on the
back Of papa neck shall hit III" No.
said the mother considerably; "your
father nigh, no, approve OF It. He's q
member Of the Society for the Prevention
Of Cruelty TO Animals. '
young man 10 western Illinois
advertised for wife. his sister answered
the aj aud now the young man thinks
there is no balm In advertisements, while
the old folks think It's pretty hard to have
two fools ia the family.
There are three things that the Wis
dom Of the most learned man cannot de.
termine-which way a singed cat will
jump how petit jury will give its YER
dict, and what kind OF a man clever wo
man will take fancy TO-
When Hood wrote There is hap
piness that makes the heart afraid, he was
probably thinking Of one evening when he
sat up very late with his girl and didn't
know what minute the old man might
come humping down stairs
A chap in Canada wanted to explode
two pounds of powder in the water 10 Kill
the fish, but after coming down from y
trim over the nearest trseo, followed by the
splni,ers OF his skin, he decided that thu
old nsh.pole way was the safest.
An aesthetic maiden is in grea
trouble She says il she don't marry sh'
will be called "spinster" and that would
le horrible but il she does marry and sur
yi,e he husband she would be called I
'relict. aud that would be worse.
A Vermont man saw his dog uncon
seions Of danger. standing on the rail II
front Of swiftly approaching train. Thu
dog was hit and slung several rods into
field, but wasn't hurt so much as his own
ar by the fearful efforts he made yelling a
the animal.
I'D like you to help me little, sai'
vagrant poking his head into countr.
store. why don't you help YOURSELF
asked the proprietor. "Tbank you.
will. said the tramp, picking up bo,il
Of pickles and two loaves Of bread am
then vanishing.
A man who once served as a membc
Of Congress nov holds the post Of assistan
engineer aud helps run the elevator in on
81 the public buildings at Sl7 mon b
aud yet people sometimes say that goin
TO Congress stands in tho way OF honor
rble promotion.
An Alabama man invented apater
tail for COWS, which would knock the file
into the middle Of next summer, and th
first time II hii the man who was milkin
II loosened -four teeth for him and took III
hide all off his nose. They hAdn
thought Of that part OF H.
Gus DE Brown, who has prolonged b
call considerably after l0a5 p m. --''s
Won don't admire men OF .conservaii'
siews, like myself Miss Angelo" Mi
Angel. with .yivacity. mo, indeed, pr
Ter people with some so in them" ]
Bfoan reaches for his hat
a colorel porter in an Austin store ssl
Ell bis hos. for days leave OF absene
whats up nowy" Oars = pigas
gwine ter sii married and ought ter !
prrsrnt ter s.e him fru. "Who is u,
eolored man At whose wedding you has
TO Ice presently "l'se dc niggah, boss.
a iull.lsardei grandfather recent
bad hi. beard shaved of, showing elss
isoe ior the hrst time for number
years \, she dinner table bis ihree-yeA
ol.l granddaughter noileed Il, gszed lor