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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-05-05
Piles !! Piles i! Piles !!
A Sure CureFound at Last |!
No One Need Suffer

sure Cure for Blind bleeding, Itching and VI.
cerated Piles has been discovered by DIR. Williams
IAN Indian remedy, called DIR. Williams Indian
Ointment. A single box has cured the worst
chronic cases of 25 80 years standing. NoOne need
suffer five minutes after applying this wonderful
soothing medicine. Lotions, instruments and cleo
tuaries do more harm than good. Williams Onr-
ment absorbs the tumors allays the intense itching,
particularly at night after getting warm in bed,
acts as poultice, gives instant and Tainless relief
and is prepared only for Piles and for nothing else
Read what the Hon. J. M. COffinberry, of Cleve-
land, says about Dr. Williams Indian Pile Ointment:
have ased scores of Pile Cures and it affords me
pleasure to say that have never found anything
which gave such immediate and permanent relief as
Dr. Williams Indian Ointment.
For sale at 81 per bottle.
F. ROBINSON. Agent, Kenosha.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-05-05
PIMPLES.

1 will mail Gree the recipe for a simple
Vegetable Balm that will remove Tan.
Freck1es, Pimp1es B1Otches. leaving the
skin soft, clear and beautiful also instructions
for producing a luxuriant growth of hair on a
bald head OF smooth face Address, inclosing
&c. stamp, Ben. Vandelf & Co., 70 Barclay
st Y.
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Farm For Sale.

On account Of falling health, offer my farm for
sale. It is situated on the Spring Brook Road i
mile east Of the Milwaukee road, in the town Of
Pleasant Prairie, Kenosha County. Wis, and con-
ains 159 acres There the place 20 acres good
timber about $50 bearing fruit trees and buildings
for ali necessary purposes NEARLY new. Best Of
never-faiine water for stock the premises. Price
SIS per acre For further particulars address,
f. fTANNAHS, Kenosha, Wis.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-05-05
REGULAR MEETING.

PROCEEDINGS OF THE BOARD on
AUDIT.
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And are now ready to supply their
old customers and the general public
with the finest qualities Of Groceries,
material to make bread for the
family, and a frock for every child, of
the best quality and at the lowest
prices.
We also take in exchange for our
goods all kinds Of farm produce and
allow the best market price. Come
and see us. We will give you good
bargains and treat you in as AGO nm
dating a manner as possible.
LENTZ & FUNCK.
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USINESS CARDS.



Manufacturers of Engines and Boilers, the Ke-
nosha Union Thimble Skeins, Tire Benders,
Tire Drills, Blacksmith's Tuyere Irons, CaldrOn
Kettles, Clothes Reel Irons, Reach Plates,
Bolster Plates, Rub Irons and Sash Weights.
Also repairing Of Machinery and Implements
repaired.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-05-05

church have decided on building the new
church on the northwest corner of the
ground belonging TO the church, where the
school-house now stands. The schoolhouse
will be moved to the south east end of the
LOT. 1t was intended at first TO build the
church on the south east end OF the lot, but
natural obstacles in the way of obtaining
good foundation made il necessary to change
| the location.
Mr.. Balm has put up in his factory LOT of
new machinery, so that now comparatively
little hand work is done, everything being
done through the means of the country's en-.
terprise in the way of new inventions.
"Across the Continent" in rhich Oliver
David Byron took the principal ole on Tues
day night, proved to be q fair performance
and attracted fair audience. 1t may be
said, hswever, that an abridged play, with a
depleted company. ought not 10 be imposed
upon suburban people.
AT meeting of the Temple of Honor on
Monday evening the following officers were
installed: W. c., johnson jackson; w. ",
+. b. Hannahs; Secy., Lafayette Carter
Assist, +. S. Ketchum; F. R., Adam Dick.
haut Treas, Ed. Rust; w. u, Winfred
Wheeler; Asst. w. u, E. G. Warmer: W. s.,
Frank Fishman; w. G., R. Rasmussen.
The eldest son of Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Cooley
formerly of Richmond. Ill.,, was assaulted b,
four young boys in Trinidad, Col, wher,
his parents had moved to, and received in
juries which caused his death few day
ago. His remains were brought to Rich
mond for burial. Three of the boys wer
J held on the charge of murder.
Thomas Smith, who, it may be remembered
stole robe from Mr.. Durkee, and who wa
still in his employ. together with one Franz
Mccain, who came here from Waukegan
few months ago, stole some hides on April 2
from Allen & Sons tannery and took then
to Racine, where they were overhauled an,
arrested. On Saturday last they wer
arraigned before Justice Gillett and pleade
met guilty" to the charge. The case wa
3 adjourned until next Monday, the bail bein
8 fixed at 81 900, in default of which III
parties were confined in jail.
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Mr.. Sykes and wife, of Benton, Ill.
were visiting at Mr.. S. Washburn's last
week.
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KENosHA COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT.

HAND & FLETT, PlfF's Atty.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

the latter Is now greater than ever, and yet tits ono
OF the worst Of all hot weather beyer ages This Is
duo the fact that Ingredients used to Increase
thirst, and hence lager drnker never has
enough. The more he drinks the greater his thirst,
and in this manner the drinkers pocket Is emptied
while the brewer becomes capitalist. Col II. II.
Hadley who once figured In wildcat insurance In
Washington, has recently claimed to have discovered
tnot all the beer manufactured In New York Is
aduterated. lie Is secretary Of tho Business Mems
Moderation Society, aud II was through the auspices
Of that society that the lager Of leading
brewerles was analysed. Col Hadley claims
that Immense quantities OF glucose, rice, and
corn are used in the manufacture Of beer,
and that little malt aud hops the proper ingreients
Of beer, used The brewers retute Col, Hadey' s
allegations and hint at backmail, and fiom some
cause or other the adulteration remains unprovon.
There is no doubt whatever that cold tea Is the hest
beverage for quenchlng thirst hut people will have
their lager, and 1t Is fast becoming the national
beverage.
a uso has at last been found for the perlpatetic
scssors-grudc over In College Point, Long Island,
lives Henry ralg, thrifty German. lie has lived q
life Of single bosscdness for nearly sixty years. hut
NJ lao has dcsrcd partner Of his Joys and SORROWS.
Frederick Bufgin Is travelling scissors GRINDER and
his vocation leads him into commerce with many good
housewives Some weeks since raig agreed to give
BurEn 5000 should hc bc the means OF procuring him
n good WltC, IN MS ttNNbN tnO bClSSOIS-gIlNUet
came across nm acceptable party aud in duo time she
| became Mrs. rag Taig was so delighted with his
bargain that after the wedding lie paid Burgln 500,
but, evidently ropontlng OF his matrimonial venture,
| refused to pay tho remaining sioo Burgln dunned
and dunncd for tho balance " his commission, and MS
q last resort brought suit. The Is now trial
| and affords great deal Of merrmcnt.
| Postmaster Pearson has caused letcr-boxcs to bC
put up III the down town business district that are
| model Of convenience. They open on the side, auf
on their face Is printed card showing tho honrs wer
the mail Is taken from the box and what time II i
duo at the post oniCc. The convenience of the box
| however, consists IN small detachable Cart
In the upper iightha corner, which tell
| what time tho collector will next bo around TIL,
collector s required to change these cards every time
ho cmptcs the boN, and takc tho card last removed
| with him to the general post office. AS the cart
bcars the hour of day when ho Is due ut the box, In
this way the post once has record Of tho earlier
| movements, while the public can SEQ Mt glance of
street lctterboS II they TOO lato for tho mail Tn
system works smoothly and has proven OF decided al
vantage 10 the puhc. II, II. +.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27
CoULISSE CHAT.

Mr.. Grau's company engaged for light op-
era-not opera bouGe-includes NM. Victor Capoul,
Maire, Tecchi. Cadeau, Dangon, Mines. Marie
Aimee, Maria Dtryis, Priyat, De MOya, and suzanne
Thai.
Mr.. Wallack intends to produce "The
Paryenuo' after the anticipated run Of "1akon from
Life " has ended. This comedy touches the same
string that was touched In - Castle - and A" New
Men aud Old Acres, - II has met with decided sue
cess al the Court Theatre in London.
Edwin Booth ended his engagement at the
Adelph Theatre. London, on August 8, II was de-
voted 10 ''Rlchelieu and 1.-THE FOOLS Revenge -
and Mr. Booth acted with remarkable bTllliauce and
power. lie IS now In switzerland, making brief
tour among the Alps, accompanied by his daughter
Miss Jefireys-L Lewis IS to make starring
tour This season in the drama OF La Belle usse -
with a theatrical company that Includes Mr.. j. n.
Gotthlld, Mr.. W. T., Dennis, Mr. Robert Hudson,
Mr.. j. ID. Ailing, Miss M. Il. Iilll, and Miss NJ. But
Ter. Miss Jetireys Lewis appears NJ the Arch street
Theatre, Philadelphia, September 49,
An interesting trial will shortly take place
before the Cyl Tribunal of the Seine between NJ la.
mala, the husband Of Nine. Sarah Bernhardt, and
Mile. Mnelll. u professional singer, who claims a
VI 49, Oop francs money advanced 10 the defend
ant before his marriage The fair plhntiu repre-
sented that she paid many bills due iotalloI5 hatter
perfuinef8, aud laundTesseB who worked fOI NJ Ia
nala aud also betrayed the cost Of his artistic cduea-
ton
The Shakespsriam Festival at Cincinnati
noxt Aprll seems to be an assured Thing, Among
those who viii appear there are Mr.. John Mccullough
Mr. Lawrence Barrett Miss Mary Anderson, aud
Mr. Thomas Keene. All Of these will appear together
IN " Klug John, aud tile gentlemen mentioned win
combine their efforts IN Representations Of a. Julius
Cesar and " Othell0.' II Is also said that Mss
Anderson VIII perform JUitff TO the Romeo Of Nj.
McC ullough and the AeTcHio Of Alr Aeene'
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

IT is a diretully significant fact that the
citizens of New York talk of forming a soci
ETY. for their mutual protection against
police brutality, and for securing punish
ment of the repeated cases of it. The same
action will shortly be in order in Philadel-
phia, If the clubbings, shootings, and cause
less arrests there multiply in the same ratio
as i'll the other modern Babylon. The sys-
tenn of appointment in New York, governed
entirely by political considerations, has
grown 80 bad that a considerable number of
the patrolmen, especially at night, seem to
be drunk when on duty, and one Fat least
| was reported last week who was downright
crazy, and had to be prevented from muir
| derously attacking an innocent citizen in
the station house to which he had dragged
| him. The mans dangerous condition had
| been known for some time, but influence "
doubtless prevented his discharge. We are
glad to believe that our little Washington
force, though complaints are sometimes
made of individual members, has not sunk
to this level, a result doubtless to be at
tics. The example of the New York force
might, however, be occasionally held up I,
it with advantage, as showing everything
that is to be avoided by fit policeman il
the treatment of the citizens who employ an,
pay him.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

THOSE newspapers which are forever snarl-
ing at the Army and Navy make it a text
for sarcastic comment that Northern posts
and navy yards are always inspected in
the summer, Southern ones in the winter. -
Doubtless these sapient busybodies would be
better satisfied if the Northern inspections
were made through the ice and snow of mid
winter, the Southern ones amid the yellow
fever and malaria of the heated term, though
it is difficult to see how any one else would
be benefited. If no inspections at all were
made we should soon hear about "lazy Off
g cials lolling in their easy chairs at Wash
'ington, and giving orders about places they
:" never even saw" Some people are hard
to suit.
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1CIp.

SuEA.-On saturday, August 20, at IL o. clock NJ,
after ptUtracied ilneas Philip Shea, native Of
Farksgtove County, Kilkenny, Ireland Funeral
Will take place from tho residence Of his htOer-in-
law, Patrick CorCortn, 1851 street southwest, Mon
day, August IS, Mt $3.50 o'clock A. NJ. Requiem
Mass Mt st. DomlnlC's Church. Friends and
quaittlnCcs are respectfully invited to attend.
baltimore papers please copy.1
HARNEN.--August %, Minnie, daughter of John
and Jane A. Harvey, aged fifteen years. Funeral
from her patents residence corner Of Tcuth and u
streets southwest, to-day, at O'Clock L. NJ.
HESS.-August -, Matte ". Hess daughter of
john and Jenne Hess In her eighteenth year
Funeral to-day AT o'clock from her late residence
gi3 etroet southwest, and then proceed to Rylanti
Chapel.
MAGRUDER.-In Halifax, n. s., August 90,
Mrs. NJ u. Magrudcr, widow Of tho late DR.. II. Ma
grudcr, OF Georgetown. Funeral from tho chapel,
Oak nm Cemetery, to-day, at 4. NJ.
MOCKABEE. August 25, Martha, wife of W. IL.
MoCkabec, In the thirty second year OF her age.
Funeral from the residence Of her brother law,
Thomas Folks, No. 40 sixth street southeast at 4
l.. NJ tD-tlay
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

TWO HARD CASES. Sketches from Physicians s
Portfolio. by W W, doDDlNG, NJ. ID. Boston;
lloughlOn, MiGin Co, For sale by Robert Bealk
DR.. Godding, the well-known Supelintend-
ent OF the Government Hospital for The Insane in this
District has accomplished the dimeut task Of saying
something new and interesting about tho strange, in
comprehensive creature who murdered President
Garneld. He has done this by taking standpoint
slightly aside from those necessarily assumed by tho
opposite parties at the trial and by leading up to his
main subject with q somewhat similar case which
occurred under his observation In Massachusetts.
Ills summary Of the trial, except that 1t is too
euogIsc Of everybody engaged In 1t, strikes us as
ono Of the best llksly to bo made, We are glad to
have his Testimony ON the following point, agreeing
with what this Journal strongly Insisted at the time;
great deal OF comment, not oyorwise, has been
made about the laughter and applause at this trial no
frequently reported by the daily press. Tho news
paler statements convey an entirely erroneous Inn
preston In regard TO the fact So far from
he court presenting tho appearance OF an amusement
hall ms some sensational penny-a-linors would make
us believe ! am sure that excepting the prisoner
every one present, from the Judge Oh the bench to the
yenturesone small boy clinglng at the window, On
deayored 10 maintain perfect decornmi ana II any
laughter or applause occurred 1t was forced from
them by tho situalon Mt the moment, and WAS In
sense Involuntary.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

lr is probably unfair TO credit the Sultan
relations with the Western powers. lie is
by no means master of the situation in
which he finds himself-in fact, his per
plexites are quite as great as those of any
of the other participants in the recent con-
ference, to say nothing of the physical, forces
at his command being rather the weakest of
all. There are first national, then dynastic,
and finally personal interests 20 be consid-
cred by him. His country may easily be led
into an annihilating war, his line may be de-
posed in favor of another and more orthodox
Caliph, and even if "Kismet " make him
careless of these dangers, the dagger and the
bow-string are never far oil in the mysteri-
Gus shadows of Eastern seraglios, and the
constant fear of assassination has been found
to shake even stronger nerves. Doubtless
the Turk is tricky enough, and intrigue is
rife between both Cairo and Alexandra and
Constantinople; but the plight OF the de-
scendant Of the Prophet, bullied ON one
side by England tempted and menaced al
ternately ON the other by Russia, and rest
ing meanwhile on the uncertain temper of a
lanatical street and palace mob, must, if he
is at all sensible of it, be such as to excite
more pity than indignation. II is defect
not exhibit the Porte rs laboriDg under as
many embarrassments aud perplexities as
England, France, or Russia
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

one of the arguments, if such il can be-
called, for the spoils System Is that it is nee
essary in order to unite and keep together
the framework Of q great party. The fallacy
of this is sufficiently exposed by the case Of
split into factions, warning irreconcileably
among themselves, dckeriug with and ba-
traying each other to the enemy ior share
10 expected plunder, as in this home aud
source of the spoils System. So it has
proved wherever the doctriue Of spoils has
been in the asaendancy. tits the disrupter,
not the uniter Of parties, besides lowering
their lone aud ultimately burying them in
scandals and disglaces
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

Ir cannot be said that there have been any
developments in the weary length of the
Star Route trial during the past week to call
for fresh comment. The counsel for the
Government may well be left to answer the
torrent of verbosity behind which the de-
fense are trying to hide the essential weak.
ness Of their case. We believe it is consid-
cred on all sides that the latter are talking
too much for their own good, and Mr.. r. G.
Ingersoll has even admitted this fact in a
published interview. The absence of any
explanation of the damning facts brought
out by the prosecution only becomes more
and more apparent in two or three weeks
threshing over and over of the same chat
by a myrmidonau array OF counsel assem-
bled at great expense from the East and from
the West. An amusing feature has been
the frantic struggle of the defense to make
the Jury deaf, dumb, and blind to the fact
that, as Mr. Merrck neatly PIT it, "Mr. Vaile
90 is the ouig one Of the defendants called to- the
"wituess stand" The jury are sensible
men, however, and will draw their own in
ferences. We are also glad to believe that
though they must have been subjected to a
good deal of close scrutiny in and out of the
court since thetrial began, nothing has been
brought out in all the current newspaper
discussion to affect the integrity of any one
of them or make him an object of suspicion
1t is only to he hoped that all the twelv,
may be up to the level of the hest men OF
the panel, and so avoid the scandal of hung
| jury in this important case. Another reassur
ing statement. which will relieve somewhat
the tension of the public mind in regard {,
the event of the present struggle with the pill
ferers, is that the Government has yet Other
materials for indictment to submit to tn
| grand Jury at its next session.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

The official mouser5 of the various post
throughout the country-we refer to the efficient
Thomas and other cats not to the esteemed corps Of
special agents-are threatened with an Investigation
into and reduction Of their Communication for forage'
In the shape of allowance for catmeat. While this Is
done In the alleged Interest of economy, 1t Is rumOTed
that 1t Is really at the request of the Republican Con-
gressiona Campaign Committee, to punish tho
failure OF Gray Maxim and other employees at the
Philadelphia post oihce to respond promptly to the
committees circulars received by them requesting a
voluntary contribution Of two per cent. on their pay
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27
An EeconlrIc Momnn.

Miss Ann Burdettrecently died in England
leaving awl which Instructed her trustees imme-
datey after her death 70 tho dOors and windows
Of her house and every room in It except the Kitchen
ia which man and his wife were 10 keep guard, 10
he brlcked up aud kept IN that condition for twenty
years. The Vice Chancellor rejected all Arguments
aud pfeCedents aud directed the trustees ' to uusea
and release all this at present useless property ~
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

If the Republican Congressional Campaign
Committee understand the force of human
language, it is almost incredible that they
should allow such circular to go out under
their sanction as has just been issued by
their secretary TO aid in the extortion of
money from clerks, scrubbers, tom cats, and
other Government employees. After
menacing expression to the effect til at the
matter must have " escaped the attention -
OF the victim-the exact phraseology used
by truculent creditors in trying to enforce
the payment of n long standing debt-the
circular continues with this manifest false
hood: Great political battles cannot he
'won in this way If so, how did th e
Republican party win its earlier battles,
when IT had no employees to assess Then
follows the most damaging admission ever
made by q great political organization
" This committee lit does not seem to be a
"question of the party any longer, but of
" committeel cannot hope to succeed in the
pending struggle if those most directly
" benefited by success THAT is, not the peo-
"ple, but the clerks, for whose benefit this
"whole campaign must therefore be car
ried oml are unwilling or neglect to aid
sin substantial manner" We cannot
imagine better reading for Democratic
campaign orator from the stump than this
official confession that the grand G) old
party - has lost all strength with the peo-
pie and depends entirely for success upon its
control of the spigot of the Treasury. How
long will it remain content with the round
about way of first paying out salaries and
then assessing them back again; and will it
not rather adopt shortly the plan of which
Mr.. Sherman was accused, carrying on its
canvass with official stationery, in official
hours, and dipping its campaign funds di-
rectly out of the vaults
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

The New York critics talk about the "pub-
lie istedemandiug melodrama " because the theatres
there have nearly all started OFF with that kind of
tertanment. The simple fact TO be that because
one or two meodramas like 'Youth - succeeded last
winter therefore all the managers have rushed into
the business with great vlgor and most likely
OVERRIDING It, The phenomenon is familiar In all classes
of business, and particularly In the theatrical
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27

WE don't believe that there is any truth
In the report that number of American prlvateers
have started out In the service of Arab Pacha for the
purpose of preyiDg upon British merchantmen, al
though Commodore Gordon Bennett, with his we'll
armed steam yacht, Is said TO have lately moved In
yery mysterLous manner.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-08-27
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