The Fremont County record., 1882-08-05
Hanorsns.

EamorsHs.
In one lot ihere are four calves
and in anofirrt two yousg pea witi.
their hair Iartra invite eetttcr iIc@.
many ealaes ia al !?
Tl,e N,rrid,sn Usnlht. after
reading au ari.eir ou women u
Wives," man eAebanse, tlisks t!iat
,he isi's, sesit. f4Iihie.
There's no DISGRACE i. baing l-oor.
Tile thing y 70 4rrp quiet aud not
h.t y0ur nsigblers igoN any ihias
1bou; ia Igoaoa stsr.
a rogup', gale9 -'fhat OF a pho
tagrapl,rs who7iaAes pees nieipres
nnd c!iarGe- al cxprlttaas pr'eo foI
tnem.-I Yonker, ea1ryte.
when 6 burglar makes q .aid on
rhe dwelling d Texas c,iisor, tue
only ding the bnrgiar take, when
he leayes, :. lls departure
Some idta esn lc ul,siu.d Of how
bad tue spell of wci weather - over
ia Louisiana, WLosl local pai,sg
sass: -wd,sf , s,Aiiel.c!s - I'ryx-
a. slsliags.
\ lgriuau exs1aagc soinlisiH that
sa;i fpn - ieer 10 create uitsi
sof ifbre lrrr. TIE sanc thiag !.
prs,luesd ui;a soine pnulhe by ist
Iisi.. the,n have bece oa credit.
\ Wiseah.in wo,aau who was Lost
ia ,ae road' fp .Aree days. sass Sic
di.lui safer - very muei,, but was
greatly annoyed by hrr absence OF
iaiud 10 no, bringinte al..s.... 9 =.i.slii
loehing slsss.--t tti4cssa-se4 AcrCb-
l.can.
a Psi aglglda dreidan says moto
iiiau halt ,he water is wasted Al
lire. al 'llv ualer shai j. not used
IN droN nins oat lbo drcH,sa OF che
,iVai company j. considered wasted
by The ayersge Greai.n u u mstro-.
rsli,an tiiy lsisqhs-.
"Al'!'' be e&eiaiiued. IS be pressed
her lega,rly TO him Al cparliag
..siiaii haiisol iit Jf,ete arrr-s asti'i,
,n-inorrow mud paiut om3BigFe @ill,
the bright pignunts OF iac lmagina-
ton Z, Ne, ske r'r,. ea:mls, snot
tomorrow; 10 morrow's wash-tlai =
Nine American y eoilg,esa ,i,asr
adopted tic Oxford esp This I'll
wen. lirretofaFs asohts tho ss,,
,hing llet dist,ngnishea q c6llve q
siudepl ironr ofher pcol1t has been
The bad spelling ia hi. lctirrs home
asking ior monag 10 buy bocts-
tf,nraGf;e. 1 ~ y ~ W.
..lhc meauest job, I ever underr.
,ook," saiil a Colorado ilou, 'wse
uiat of apo@gizirr 10 wiauwon
behalf of Vigilance comriiiee
which lad hanged her husbaini bs
nlsiakt. II WAS gIs,,l 70 aqd jpst
the eAeusv HAT would satisfy her.
- tI,ustufi'osi. ~ ~ y 1
Altrr writing tho the Charge 81
the Light Brigade was II absaliilcl,
necessary ipis1ynalso "a pe9lqca II
"Clafge Of llhh Heavy Briea,l,,' hn-
fore l,u dol? ilppd gut mncil fame
Tor Its Song af tl,c. shirl." hnt he
didil't supplement- Il Il, his laat days
by ..Song of tho Uader-sliirt.
tCin. Sat. Night.
"a ragged New xog,; bielhaesS
lookingsvrrS gloomy Iasi week. was
crylng "sllmc yer boots ;.stlipr 'cnn
up ZOE asccni.' tie got u aus,omer
who asked him why he sasisrd only a
conf. "lseuusc I'm hungry.n he
saic lie g5t + eaara 81 p,tf sianius
That palrof SCOTS, "0h. &c cauy'i.
you, did he said. by.isnaar.'
.yei,'rr the third man he's booked
atrsulv.' Aud TIE hoy was sciiis,g
His face into d aiootiy look 10 rap
another esirtini,
How dear Annly haaft lathe ssiieoi = ,,ttenda
ed
And how. rrrmemlsar. SO Distant and dim.
That fess-tsaac.l giIfnaa the I'M thai
ten.isj.
rnelsrNrorpHy pui on tie benth under ainl
And hoy recall the tusgptI In sfrthc 1saster
,Saei' III t.kkas i sis iaId sp,ssns VI wi, II
so ehsssas its tlsilet lsesa ss,ssed vhNIsas-
fer 4s;gf fsff q
>bcse.snd thprchetar1Alt sctsvi,Aiarln.S Il
That active hay Billy thai hi.ai.iea!sfnH
afts Eiif3ff E7fF