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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14
A PLEA FOR HONEST INDUSTRY

An honest artisan is in his way as
much to be respected as a physician or
lawyer. Only perniclous pride can
separate the man FROM his vocation.
Each man is bundle Of wants that
must be satisfied. either by his own la
Dor or by the bounty Of others. And
each man may be the football of fortune,
and pass through all declensicns of ad-
versity. Amid all vicissitudes. however,
independent bread may be won by the
man who has some skill or Graf, that sub
serves his fellows. 1t is therefore the
plain duty of all parents to train their
boys industriously unless they have am
pie means to launch them into the pro-
fessions. With our ever augmenting
population, large numbers Of both sexes
will continue to emigrate; but without
some handicraft man finds himself
worse off in the colonies than at home.
Trade may fuctuate, the capable and
deserving artisan may have period Of
slackness; but taking an average he
finds enough to keep himself and family
in comfort. His lot is, indeed, a happy
one, compared with the struggling un-
trained mans. 1t is time for parents to
understand that the youth who is not
being drilled for a definite career, is
treading the road which leads to misfor-
tune. The rising generation will find it
more difficult to get through life's con-
aict than the risen generation. The stu
pendous changes which have taken place
in human destiny in the past century
have only produced their minimum of
effects so far. The maximum will fall
upon those coming upon the scene.
They will be weighted with heavier re-
sponsibilities, they will have higher
tastes, more numerous appetites and de-
sires. And they will be less able to bear
poverty and despair. Order is heavens
first law; it is also that of society. Pa
rents neglecting the business training of
their boys defy both divine and human
ordinances and the suffering of the un-
classed is the atonement exacted for the
ofence.-ChanJers Journal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14
s STATE M EN- I
UNDER OATH.
StIHAVE been afllicted Tor twenty

SsIHAVE been afflicted for twenty years
with an obstinate skin disease, called by
II. DIS Psoriasis, and others Leprosv, commenc.
ing on nv scalp, and, In spite OF all l could do,
with the help Of the most skillful Doctors SLOW
ly but surely extended until year ago this win
ter II covered my entire person In form OF DRY
scales. For the last three years have been una
BILE 70 do any labor, and suffering intensely all the
time Every morning there could be nearly .
dusipan full Of scales taken from the sheet on
my bed. some ofthcm half as large as the cnvel.
ope containing this letter. In the later part OF
the winter my skin commenced cracking open.
tried everything, almost, that could be thought
OF. without any relief The 18th Of June started
West, in hopes could reach the Hot Springs. I
reached Detroit, ard WAS so low I thought
should have to go 10 The hospital, but 1nslly got
rs far as Lansing, Mich where I had q sitter
living. One Dr.-treated me about two
weeks, but did me no coed. All thought had
but short time to live. earnestly prayed 70
die. Cracked through the skin all over my back
across my ribs, arms, h'nds, limbs feet badly
swollen, toe ! ails came on, finger nails dead and
hard as bone. hair dead, dry and llleless as old
straw. Oh my God how did suffer
my slater, Mrs T. II. Davis, had small part
or box OF Cutcura In the house She wouldn'
give up; said We will try Cutieura.' some was
applied on one hand and ann. Eureka there
was relief; stopped the terrible burning sensation
from the word 20. They Immediately got the
Cuticura Resoivent (blood purifier, Cuticura
and Cuticurs Sosp the great skin cures. com
menced by taking one table spoonful OF Resoivent
three times day, after meals; had bah once a
day. water about blood heat; used Cuticura Soap
freely; applied Cuiicura morning and evening.
Result, returned TO my home in Just six weeks
from the time left, and my skin as smooth as
HIRAM Z. CARPENTER,
Henderson, Jefferson Co y.
sworn TO before me this 18Th day OF January
lsso A. VI. LEFFiNGwELL.
Justice OF the Peace.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

THE GIANTS RETREAr.-Strangers
at Seville, Ohio, are astonished when
they see q house with doors ten feet
high. and everything else about it pro-
portionate in size. Under shed stands
an enormous carriage, and, on entering
the building much of the furniture is
found to be about twice as big as ordi-
nary articles. This is the residence OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Bates, the giants, who are
familiar objects in the show world. They
are between seven and half and eight
feet in height, and common rooms and
furniture are too small for them.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

on THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We Will send
DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts
and other Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days TO young men and older persons
who are afflicted with Nervous Debility,
Lost Vitality, etc, guaranteeing speedy
relief and complete restoration Of vigor and
manhood. Also for Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Paralysis, Liver and Kidney Difficulties,
Ruptures, and many other Diseases. Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic
Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

How LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO COUNT 2
MILIIoNs?-0ver two million volumes OF
the revised edition OF the New Testament
were sold on the first day OF its issue.
These figures can only be equaled by the
enormous sale OF Swayne's Ointment for
Itching Piles, which is universally used as
4 remedy for stopping the itching at night
when one thinks that pin-worms are crawl
ing about the rectum. To calculate the
extent OF its sale in actual figures, would
involve the labor Of lifetime. viii you
be pestered longer from the sggrsvating
Piles:
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

A Fool AND His MONEY Soon PART
&c " true some OF the old sayings are. A
fri,'nd Of mine paid travelling quack $50
to cure him OF Scrofala, from which he had
suffered two years. He gave him bottle
OF stuff which only aggravated the disease
when he went 10 consult him second
time, the quack had left for parts unknown.
Upon learning the circumstances | recon-
mended Sulphur Bitters. Five bottles
cured MIN. Courier.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

SNAKES As LIFE DEsTRoYERs-Th loss
OF life In lndia due TO the ravages OF VEN
omous snakes Is almost incredible. Yet
Consumption, which is as willy and fatal
a. the deadliest reptile, Is winding Its coils
around thousands OF people while the vic .
tins are unconscious Of its presence. Dr.
X. '. Pierce's Golden Medical Discoy-
cry must be used To cleanse the blood OF
the scrofulous impurities, for tubercular
consumption Is only form OF scrofulous
disease. Golden Medical Discovery" Is
sovereign remedy for all forms OF scrofu-
lous disease, or king's-evil, such as tum.
ors, white swellings, fever sores, scrofu-
lous sore-eyes, as well as for other blood
and skin diseases. BY druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

INPoRTANT.-when you visit or leave
New York City. save Baggage Expressage
and Carriage Hire, and stop at Grand
Union Rotsl, opposite Grand Central
Depot $50 rooms, fitted up at q cost OF
one million dollars, reduced to 81 and up
wards per day. European plan. Elevs-
tor. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse cars, stages aud elevated railroad
TO all depOts. Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than
az any other frst-class hotel In the
city.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

DR.. y. q. WHITES PULMONARY ELIXIF
Is warranted 10 relieve the Group in thirty
minutes To relieve s common Cold imme
diasely To relieve Asthma at once; Tc
cure all Coughs before liberation: To cure
Sore Throat To cure Hoarseness of sing
ers or speakers To always loosen Cough
To cause the patient 10 raise freely To al
ways produce rest at night; To give sat.
iSlactlon TO all who use IT,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

A Foolish MIsTAKE.-Don't make the
mistake OF courounding 4 remedy OF merit
with quack medicines. We speak from
experience when We say that Parker's
Ginger Tonic is a sterling health restora-
tive which will do all that is claimed for
IL. We have used it ourselves with the
happiest results for Rheumatism and when
worn out by over-work. See ady't.-
TINES
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14
Stones In The Kidneys
and bladder Expellsd-Long saffsring Of
enc Of Troys's Best Psopis-A Lucky Man.

10 BY no means q strange thing that DR.. Ken
nedy should have received the following letter
BY reading Ii you will see In one minute why
James Andrews was thankful.
TROY, n. Y, April sth. 1880
DR.. ID. kennedy, Roxndont, ". \;
DEAR SIR :-Until within a recent date had fol-
several years suffered greatly from gravel, called
by the doctors The Brick dust Sediment. Fol-
about year past this sediment has not passe1
OF in the usual quantity, Tut has accumulated,
causing me untold pain. Having heard of"ken'
nedy's Favorte Remedynl tried IL In my case
and after using about one and one-half bottles,
voided a stone from the Bladder, OF an oval shap.
7.l6 of an inch long. and rough on its surface.
send you the largest piece that you may sec OIL
| what 10 10 composed. Since then i have felt nc
| pain. now consider myself cured. aud cannot
express my thankfulness and gratitude for %
signal q deliverance from terrible disease. You
have nv consent to use this letter, should you
wish to do 80, for the benefit OF other sufferers.
q JAMES ANDREWS.
No. 10 Marshal ST., Ida HILL
When we consider that the medicine which did
this service for Mr.. Andrews costs only one dol
| lar bottle, t would seem that persons AFFLICTED
In like fashion can afford the expense OF testing
i,s virtues. Get 10 Of your druggist, or address
| DR.. Darid kennedy, Rondout, n. Y. "Dr Ken
nedy's Favorite Remedy" for sale by oil drua
gists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

+. II. DRAKEs SUFFERINGs. - b ii
Drake, esq, Detroit, Mich, suffered be
youd all description from q skin disease,
which appeared ON his hands, head and
face, and nearly destroyed his eyes. The
most careful doctoring failed TO help him,
aud after all had failed he used the Cuticu'
"a Resolvent (blood purifier internally
Cuticura and Cuticura Soap (the great skin
cures externally, and was cured, and has
remained perfectly well 10 this day.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

TAKEN ON OF BKD.--Dr. Il. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, y. Y; Dear Sir-I have to thank
you for the great relief received from your
" FavOrite Prescription. Ny sickness had
lasted seven years, one OF which l was in
bed. After taking one bottle l was able to
be about the house. Respectfully,
AMANDA X. ENNIS, Fulton, Mich.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

How OFTEN persons have been annoyed
by burrs clinging to their dress or clothing
and how seldom have they, when cleaning
them, given 1t q thought that Burdock
Root Is the most valuable blood cleanser
and purifier known, and Is sold by every
druggist under the name of Burdock Blood
Bitters. Price 81.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

QUICK AND SURE.-Many people drag
themselves about with falling strength,
feeling that they are steadily sinking into
their graves, when by using Parker's Gin
ger Tonic they would find cure common,
cling with the first dose, and vitality ana
strength quickly and surely coming back
tn them
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

ScRoruLA. a medicine that destroys the
germs Of Scrofula and has the power to root
1t out is appreciated by the afflicted. The
remarkable cures Of men. women and chill
dren as described by testimonials, prove
Hoods Sarssparilla reliable medicine con-
tanning remedial agents which eradicate
SCrofula from the blood. 100 doses SlOo.
Soldby all dealers. q. l. Hood i Co, Lowell, Mass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

INDIGESTION, BuaoUsNEss, Sick Head
ache, etc, are cured by l.. f." Atwood's
Bitters. In purchasing, beware OF cheap
spurious imitation" jobbed repeatedly
by one Wood, at thirteen dollars per gross
(only nine cents bottle, or four cents for
contents.) The judge OF L. S. Court ruled
that Atwood's Bitters, selling so cheap
must be spurious imitation The True
Medicine bears the large red patented IL.
F." trademark.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

lfyou find yourself getting bilious, head
heavy, mouth foul, eyes yellow, Kidneys
disordered, symptoms OF piles tormenting
Wort IL is natures great assistant. Use
it As an advance gusrd-don't wait TO get
down sick. See large advertisement.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Adan,son's Botanic Balsdm Is compoun,,
ded of the best natural healing extracts OF
Bark, Roots and Gums In the world. IL
Ia safe and reliable medicine, pleasant 10
the taste, and cures Coughs, Colds, Group
and Asthma. Price 80 and 10 cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

AFTER EIGHT Lone YEARs.-C. c. JAG
obs, - Folsom St, Buffalo, writes that
for eight long years he had tried every
known remedy TO cure him OF piles, also
had been treated by physicians without
success, when he was ultimately cured by
THOMAS ELECTRIC On
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Tried aud True, il said OF DR. Graves
Heart Rs gulator as cure for Heart Dis
ease. Physicians recommend IL, and with
out dou 81 is the only known remedy. II
affects with Heart Disease in any form,
don't fail or giving II a trial. II is pre-
scri oed for all forms OF the disease in
yo urg or old. Send for free pamphlet
- F. Z. ingalls,. Concord, n. II. Price,
50c. and 81 per bottle. For sale by all
dru ggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14
ADAMS FALL.

Ever since Adams fall, which subjected
human nature 10 diseases OF the flesh,
there has been demand for 4 blood puri-
der. We all realize the fact that upon the
purity aud vitality OF the blood depend the
health and ylgor OF the whole system, and
that disease OF various kinds Is often only
sign that nature is trying TO remove the
disturbing cause; hence reliable blood
purifier is OF greater Importance to the
people than Is generally supposed. We
are pleased TO say that Hoods Sarsaparilla
bears rnmistakable proof of being this sort
OF medicine, and We think It worthy 4
trlal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Terrible itching ami scaly humors, nj
GERS. sore and scrofulous swellngs cured
by the Caticura and Cuticura Soap (the
great skin cures) externally, and Cuticurs
Resolvent blood puriler) internally. Ask
about them at your druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

RUB II IN.-Jacob Loeckmsn, PA Clin-
tou-st., Buffalo, n. Y, says he has been
using THoMAs's ELECTRIC On for Rheum-
atism. He had such q lame back that he
could do nothing; but one bottle entirely
cured him.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer OF Bourbon
Ind, says Both myself and wife owe
our lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure"
Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cur,
VIII give immediate relief Price loo, soc
and 81.
Are you made miserable by Indigestion.
constipation, Dizziness, Loss OF Appetite,
Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Yitalizer is a pes.
tive cure.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy "a positive
cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker
Mouth.
Hackmetack," q lasting and fragrant
perfume. Price 25c. and soc.
Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, Whooping Cough and Bronchitis.
For Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. You
have printed guarantee on every bottle
OF Shlloh's Vitalizer. 1t never fails TO cure.
A Nasal Injector free with each bottle
OF Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 80 cts.
For sale by j. ii. Rawson, Paris Hill.
and A. NJ. Gerry, South Paris.
Everything is not in name. The small
paths in Paramount Park are called foot.
paths, while the very large path on IN.
other side OF the river Is called a tow.pstb
N NhLhl DLESSlNG III MOTHERS
AND NURSES.
"Sudyne's Teething Cure" for Infants
This new theory and infallble remedy has
saved the lives Of thousands of children
When the child is in pain, or restless with
its teeth shooting In its gums, simply rub
the gums for two or three minutes witb
the "Cure." What little 1t NAV swallow
will relieve Collie, pain and falulence, pre-.
vent fever. and avoid that painful opera.
ton OF lancing the gums, which AWAY.
makes the next tooth harder to com.
through and sometimes causes death.
Depend upon 1t, mothers, it will give rest
to yourselves and immediate relief And
health to your infants. A very able med.
ical writer, who enjoys large and lucra.
tive practice, says: rubbing the oums
with soothing lotion, is the only trne
method for children teething, poisonous
drugs should never be introduced into
their delicate stomachs. "!S,cayne's Teeth.
ing Cure" is prepared only by DIR. Swsvne
{ Son, Philadelphia, and sold by all lead.
ing Apothecaries at % cents a bottle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14
A CARD

To all who are suffering from the errors and
decay. loss OF manhood, &C., I viii send : ,sc,ny
that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. Th,s
Great remedy was discovered by a mjsssion. 20 r.
South America. Send selEaddresssd en- veIo M
ors City. -'s~
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

/ They have brand OF whiskey in kentuc
Nv known a. the - orn OF Plenty" be
cause il vii corn YOU copiOusly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14
Diphtheria.

cold or sore throat may not seem "a
amount to much. and n promptly attended
U can easily D. cured. lvf neglect < often
followed by eonSumptio or diphtheria.
~ L4. al iilr il.iS ever Den discovered which
ats - quickly and surely IA such eases IS
PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER. The
prompt Use Or tbs iH~G udlIs ref.elu has
saNrd thousands uf lives
PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER Il
not an experiment. 10 has hsrn before The
Publc Tor forty years, ana + most valued
where 70 l. best known
lew extracts irul. voluntary testimonials
rad as follows:
FIN hiLlER has b,e1 my household remedy for
never known Z % faii in erectry a cur- -
J. : CEol AR. Ml..laIl-yllle. y \
ilaid 70 ueye-:ain< reuledy FOR colds al -,
iaS at BARRON >EtN,N
nave reci'rTi Immediate relief frrru colds and
N''S-'lAo.e remedy -GEo. b KvEHEIr. Dickinson.
have jast recoycrrl from a very severe cold.
StSh have aat ;r some time I could ~; no
rs--. .i..' ~. ~ 1 ire your FAIS RILiEE, witch
Sthlli o e. U. fOEcE. Lov,ldes. Ca
Have Used PAS kILIER ll ily family - forty
-, ~j1l have never known i - f@iL-RANsoN
t,.sn .s.a.- P,IS EILtFE u M family twenty
i - ~ i.,'llS-, o. lake - piacv.-B. " DYER
Tor Whnof. c-cUU--1 al cruuu q. i the h.,st
prgIuratiou made We World t9t h.. vi,h5I,t g
= 4. Rot p. Liberty Nile "a
7 - twenty -t-hr year haFr used PAN Errrrp
f's co,ds AID chapI,d iis and cots,te- :, he -.
g. 80 " ----4---~ III
81. vss suffering severely with bronchitis. and nv
tn1pf- va 80 Lt4ned c0u q scarccly s,rall0yT
So 1904 ! a. a. si,ed e. try your PAS KlffTr
aaL -itcg tasllr lev dCsos Was curlpletsIV
rlred Il NITKrN-0N
uE WALTON writes from Co-hoctrn Your y,rx
NiLl-tt t.--- .l ntleria and SIRE throat % alar,,
-! re'al-lt lyrr and hl- Dot hsen kroWr tc
az p ~iii-ie ll~tAig. hi. fac; yon .h5uF ,
maze Known o. fha world 49, 1880 i
'-fr tLLhN b MASON writes w - w.s n, -,
~ -aty SICK With diThtheria. high fever sTI .ss
,.--' 20 many children have died her-A - 49,.
I',-- - "a physician, and tired va, pSrS
hiLltA. Pc was taken on Surdg = = -
sellF ~ throat was clear " ~ ~ 49, -
'fIiL c.Te, and wi-h IL tould ~ So, - -
i'' H llris Who arr lo-rs - - nv {! .ildr.r
a. ~, ~ Ii4.9 ana ever PAIr KILLER has
49, Cur,s when ev -rvthI Y else fails.
are often dangerous A bottle uf
Killer IN rnP house Is a - feglard that
uD l4milv should De- without.
Am druggists sell II az 25e., soc, I'd SI.OO
per bottle.
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

CUTICURA
Remedies arc for sale By all druggists. Price OF
CuTIcURA, a medicinal jelly. small boxes, SOC. !;
large boxes OIL. CuTICURA REsoLvENT. The pe~
Blood Purifier, o. per bottle. CUTIcIRA MIDI
CIYAL TOILET soar, 2Jc.: CUTICURA MEDiCISAL
SHAVING soar, l5c.; in bars for baI befs ana
large consumers &i-. Pfincipsl depot,
WEEKS 4 POTTER, Boston, Mass
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Death TO mice, rats, reaches and ants :
PARSONS ExTERNIISAToR. Barns, grana-
ries and households cleared in single
night. No fear OF bal smells. Best and
cheapest vermln killer in the world. Sold
everywhere.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

PERUVIAN SYRUP cures Dyspepsia, Gen.
eral Debility, Liver Complaint, Bolls,
Humors, Chronic Diarrh9a, Nervous Alec
tons, Female Complaints, and all diseases
originating in bad state of the blood.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

IMPORTANT TO TRAvELxRs.-Special In
ducements are offered you by the Burling-
ton Route. II win pay you to read their
advertisement to be found elsewhere In
this issue.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

! baby in Ohio that was FED on elephants
nil gained twenty pounds in one week.
IL was the baby elephant
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Beware OF cold feet" warns a medica
advertiser. Whose cold feet does he wlsl
us to shun? or isn't he addressing married
men!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

When you hit your nail with ham.
mer your thumbometer tells how many
degrees Of ache you viii feel.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

A lobster never comes on shore" says
an Old Gshmonger, without great risk OF
getting into hot water"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Where one woman scans the horizon for
signs OF bright era, ten are scouting
among their neighbors trying to borrow
saleratus.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

An exchange says that plump girls are
no longer popular" Yes; IT'S the sim giri
with a plump fortune that taxes the CAKE
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Why are fishermen and shepherds Xix,
beggsrs: Because they live by hook or b.
crook
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

"I'd jump at proposal" said the lively
Miss Lottie. "Lottie, my dear, remon-
strated her mother, remember this Is not
leap-year."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

An Ohio man was smoking while pouring
powder into his shotgun. There Is one ..
man who has quit smoking who'll stay quit.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Tur HIGHEST RANK.-Made from harm,
less materials, and adapted to the neea H. ~ ~
fading aud falling hair. Parker ns
Balssm has taken the highest rank as al
elegant and reliable hair restorative.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Under the microscope hair has rough
edges like rasp. No wonder then that a
young mans moustache often tickles
girls nose
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

A traitor, strategist, and spoiler writes
In q Cincinnati newspaper that - 1t is pos
sible to have too much, even OF music.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

The home paper having said, Great
credit is due 10 Mr.. Smith" etc, Smith
showed the paragraph TO his grocer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

The man who suicides for love Is inaseu
dead gone. He is what you might Cali .
gone goose.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

Miss Swisshelm says it was the fear OF
becoming fat that made her thin. Too thin.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

DR. xr1sr.s Great Nerve Restorer Is tne
marvel of the age for all Nerve DISEASES.
All Ats stopped free. Send to 9oi Ai'n
Street. Philada., Pa.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-02-14

When IL an egg like foundation.stone!
When IL Is newly laid.