Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-03-27
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little Livingston county (N.Y.) girl anxously
asked the other day, "Ma if bear should swallow
me, would he go to heaven, too?'
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry coughs, colds.
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group. influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
The sumac business is quite an important interest
in Virginia The present production is 10000 tons
per years, and the price is $45 per ton.
GRATEFUL TO INvAL1Ds-Floreston Cologne is CRATE
full invalids because it is refreshing without the
sickening effect of most perfumes.
At Maple Park. ILL.,, fifteen year old boy named
Hart has just married his brothers widow over whose
head thirty-fve summers have passed.
EDUCATED WoMEN-Refned and educated women
will sometimes suffer silence for years from kidney
diseases or constipation and piles, which could easily
be cured by package of Kidney-Wort. There is
hardly woman to be found that does not at some
time suffer from some of the diseases for which this
great remedy is specific. 1t is put up in liquid and
dry FORMS equally efficient.-Springfeid Union
wit being asked on the failure of bank Were
you not upset?" replied, "No only lost my balance"
Regulate the stomach and bowels, remove all OBJ
structon to the free action of all the organs of the
body and you will be surprised to see how elastic.
vigorous and happy you are. Everything will look
favorable. Don't forget that it is Hatch's Mandrake
Pills that does it.
sea captain just from China reports that within
the next few months $4,000 coolies will be landed on
the Pacific coast of the United States and British
Columbia.
The unhappy mortal whose food does not digest and
assimlate perfectly will find Immediate relief in
wheat Bitters.'
When the muscles lack frmness and the system IS
deficient in stamina, use wheat Bitters."
New York politicians said to be like the contest
ants in the late pedestrian contest. They go they
please and are handled by trainers.
Quick AND sURE.-Many miserable people drag
themselves about with failing strength, feeling that
they are steadily sinking into their graves, when by
using Parker's Ginger Tonic they would find cure
commencing with the first DOSE and vitality and
strength quickly and surely coming back to them
According record of sales kept in Charleston S.
c.. there average advance in the price of real
estate IN that city last year of 22.67 per cent.
1t is useless to deny that the brightest and airest
to ignore the fact that decline has its origin in many
cases in neglected catarrh. Sanfords Radical Cure is
pure, sweet. basanlic specific.
Death to rats, mice, reaches and ants; Parsons Elk
terminator Barns granaries and households cleared
in a single night. No fear of bad smells Best and
cheapest vermin killer in the world. Sold everywhere
The German oil wells lately discovered do turn
out so well as expected. The refined oil proves
to be unsuted for illumination. and smokes badly
that 1t cannot be used in dwellings. The export o
American Oil to Germany will therefore continue.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-we will send DR.. Dye
Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts and other Electric
Appliances trial for thirty days to young ant
older persons who are afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and com
plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also 70
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kdne
difficulties, ruptures and many other diseases Illus
trated pamphlet sent Free Address Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich.
During the last ten years the population of Rom
has increased S. 900, that Of Naples $4,000. that
Milan $4,000, and other Italian cities in like manner
except Florence, which has gained only $500.
Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia, general debilit
liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic diarrhe:
nervous affections, female complaints and all disease
originating in a bad state Of the blood.
a llttle girl Lne OtneF W the
of young man bang on his lip. If she doesn
look out, one of these days she'll get bang rigt
under the nose.
THE HIGHEST RANK-Made from harmless mate
ials and adapted to the needs of fading and faln
hair Parkers Hair Balsam has taken the highest ran
as elegant aud reliable hair restosative.
If, it is said, sit is better to be live monke
than dead lon Providence has forestalled the pre-
erence of no small portion of mankind.
"sciplo N. Y, Dec. l. 1879. I am the pastor of tn
Baptist church here, and an educated physician.
am not in practice, but my sole family physician
and advise in many chronic cases. Over year ago
recommended your Hop Bitters to my invalid wifi
who has been under medical treatment of six of A
banys best physicians several years. She has becon
thoroughly cured of her various consolidated disease
, by their use. We both recommend them to oil
friends, many of whom have also been cured of the
: various ailments by them. Rev. E. R. Warren"
l Miss Apple of Chicago has received $4,000 in
breach of promise suit. good deal of fuss pal
ing apple.
DON'T DIE THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Roug
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, MICE bedbugs, roache
yermin. flies, ants, insects. l5c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smartin
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
y cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express sl.25. for S.. E. s. Wells Jersey City, n.
; BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Reviewer, gret
q est remedy earth for impotence, eanness, sexu
|, debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expires
$l.25. for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, n ].
t is pointed out that IAN elephant is larger than
/. mouse, yet he can't catch one." 1t may be add
that he doesn't want to; having no use for mouse
FOOLISH MIsTAKE.-Don't make the mistake
. eonfounding remedy of merit with quack medicine
n We speak from experience when say that Parke
Ginger Tonic is sterling health restorative viii
L will do all that is claimed for it. We have used
ourselves with the happest results for rheumati:
and when worn out by overwork. See adv.-Times
? SAID the undertaken he gazed at the Egypt
Ii mummy: "That's been kept 5000 years By Joy
The men OF our profession were artists in those day.
4 RESCUED FROM DEATH-Wiliam J. Coughln.
Somerville. Mass. says "In the fall of 1876 "
taken with bleeding of the lungs, followed by sevt
% cough. lost my appetite and flesh and was confn
% to my bed. In 1877 1 was admitted to the hospii
g The doctors said 1 had a hole in my lung as big
half dollar. At one time a report was around thai
wac ue"u' gave up nope, out q 1rlenu toiu INT
&c DR.. William Halls Balsam for the lungs / got
lie te when to my surprise. commenced to feel bet
lie and to-day feel better than for three years past.
ne Il write this hoping every one afflicted with disc
= ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam. and
I convinced that consumption can be cured can
lively say it has done more good than all the OF
medicines have taken since my Sickness" Sold
1u e. =. Dutton. Barton. VT