Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1882-11-16

weeks, snu iulsuepou uuii Paiu tNo uol-
lars for ii. 1t is of the genuine prairie
schooner breed, with snout thirty eight
inches long, and can jump a stake-and-rid-
er fence without touching a hoof. Thistle
pod has always been notorious for keeping
miserable stock.
The usual eulogistic personal paragraph
was supplanted by the following
PERsoNAI--Old Archie Mcintosh left
town last evening To the great delight Of all
his mountaineering has no friends-for a
trip to Mud Lake. He left a note for US.
stating that he was going for his health.
This means a two-weeks' drunk. We won
der who lent him enough money TO get out
of town?
Bu, the crowning glory Of the Morning
Tdmhoree Was the conoer, notice. II read
a. follows
GRAND CoNCERT.-The regular annual
exhibition OF good clothes and bad music.
that has grown to be feature Of the musi-
cal world IN Shawneeto~n. came off last
evening at the Opera House. Ever, seat
in the hall vas taken, for our patient com
munIty has become accustomed 10 this attic
ton. and submits to II without a murmur
four or five times year. very much as they
take quinine In the spring
Those people who came stamping in late,
as usual, after the ShawneetosH s,yie, are
to be congratulated this time. as they es-
capped hearing the "Arlon Q4artrtte" sing
Herr IN Cool GIot." II is due 10 the "Ari-
on Quartetie." however, to say It vas not
the worst singing Of the evening. The audi
cnce thought It certainly would be the
worst; and so. indeed. It Was. until later in
evening the same quartrtte butoherrd
Come Where NJ, Love Lie. Dreaming"
1t ~as dreadful beyond description and the
deafcnlng applause which followed il only
testified the great Joy Of the audience. on
being assured that the "Ariun Quariettr"
would sing no more that evening.
Ms. Abigail Mc(iInnr>sy rendered a re-
ciiail,e and ara. by Cappola. IN the man
ner tha, has long AZ" hccome sadl, "a
miilar 10 Our suffering people. and Is al
~ays 4 source of profound embarrassment
To the aCcompanIst. Who foundered along
last night IN the patient but vain hope Of
getting even With the singer some~ here by
serAmhiing across lots. and heading her OF
IN some unusually prolonged run. But
this Mas impossible. and singer and accom-
panist wrre never within .lN bars of each
other during the whole Of the alleged per
formance. Mr.. Poundawa. the time hon
Ord iccompaulst in all these AFFAIR.". by the
sal. did even Wor-c than usual last even
ing. We are PANIED tu notice that hi hab-
It OF playrng On the ridge Of the piano, t~n
inches asay from the Keys. grn~s upon
him. and he should either change has drink
or has vocation.
Mr,. Bangalon PLAYED Monastery Bells"
a. usual. IL ~as disguised under a French
name IN the program hut every one knows
What Is comILg after Mrs. BANK alon tnall,
gets the piano moved into precisely the
right plaoe-~h hich is always just where 1t
stood before she had il moved the first
ume-and after seating herself for the tif-
Ileth time. finally concludes To remain seat
ed. Mrs Bangaion's unvaryIng habit of
wearing her gloves 10 the piano, and occu-
pyIng seven minutes IN removing them, j.
not an afiectaiIon. IL is an act Of mercy,
aud gives the people nearest the door an
opportunity To slip out bcfur. she begins to
play. The reporters Of the city press used
TO 20 out at this time but since Bangalon
has taken 10 standing at the door 10 watch
refugees, they have, with excellent taste
and better Judgment, abandoned the Gus
tom, and silently swallowed their full cup
of misery As Mrs. Bangalon left the stage
Josb Grabey. who was asleep IN the gallery
fell of his chair. and mistaking the noise
for an encore, Mrs. Bangalon returned and
pounded out the "Maidrn's PRAYER" Some
body ought TO kill that man Grasey.
Professor" So~npost played a violin
solo-De Beriot's Seventh Ar" Every
body Was grateful that be didn't try the
..tf,bsb Ik.
er, and handles 4 fiddle like a graduate
from a side-show. lie is in great demand
al ali the dances down at Wyseker's Branch
and the Sassafras Bottoms. and il Is be-
lie,ed. IN fact. that all his musical educa-
ton Vas acquired at Dan Cosemans store,
al the old ford, on Cl, ,mer's Greek. lie Is
irving to get up class in this city, and If
this man attempts 10 teach our boys To
play the fiddle As ne does, he ought to be
lynched. And he will be. if the Tamboree
has any influence in musical circles.
Ii was as good circus To hear Mad
anne Paraplue sing Robert, toi que Jaime
II the old lady's langs were as big her
feet she might sing more and wheeze less.
As it is, candor compels US to say that
case Of asthma weighing two hundred and
seventeen pounds is no artistic addition to
IA
~ :.
Miss oppercea piayed 'he same oid I'M
pro'isauon she began playing IN these
concerts elghteeh year, ago. ~ lasts ABOUT
as wen as her diamonds ana changes about
as ii1ie. Is time she had u puoiishea'
ana imPro'ised something new
jim ihurio~ came out ana sang MS un-
changing An so iair. Inc agony OF the
auuiehee during TINS Time OF thai was iair-
~ insuPPortanie' MS high notes are
g"~.i! auiiieu, because his VOICE a"a.'
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W;,b a yo;cs music, sdncs,;on and
.snsrsI shil;rv shont nm 10 The graas of
sRahv Nine She sang her old standby