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Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
THE DIFFERENCE.

The Miller's Association is working for,
and furnishing money to Mr.. Nelson, and
against Mr. Kindred. ..-
The pine land rings are working and
furnishing money for Mr.. Nelson, and
against Mr.. Kindred.
The wheat rings are working and furn-
ishing money for Mr.. Nelson, and against
Mr.. Kindred.
The old political Office seekers are work
ing for Mr.. Nelson, and against Mr. Kin
dred.
The old office holders are all working
tor Mr.. Nelson, and against Mr.. Kindred.
The Pioneer Press, which is out of the
district, has been paid, and is working
hard for Mr.. Nelson, and against Mr. Kin.
dred.
The Minneapolis Tribune, which is out
of the district, has been paid, and is work.
ing hard MI. Nelson, and against Mr.. Kin.
dred
Fl. L. Gordon, the shootist and adulterer
is out ofthe district. is stumping and furn
ishing money for Mr.. Nelson, and against
Mr.. Kindred.
U. S. land officers are working hard fol
Mr.. Nelson, and against Mr.. Kindred. ;
Why do all these work for Nelson, aad
against Mr.. Kindred, the peoples nominee
for congress I?
Don't they all expect something from
Nelson, and will not that something injurt
this district?
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

One of the largest and most enthusiastic
political meetings ever held in Princeton,
was held there last Saturday night. Over
four hundred of the most intelligent ladies
and gentlemen in Mile Lacs county list
ened to Col. Johnston, Mr.. Douglas, Sill.
Hartly and Senator Buckman. The
Princeton people honor such men as Dave
Clough, Chas. F. Kindred, Gen. Hartly
and G. Buckman, despite the lavish use
of money by the Nelson strikers. Mile
Lacs will give Kindred four hundred and
fifty majority.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
Special Telegram to the Pioneer Press.

Special Telegram to the Pioneer Press.
BRAINERD, Oct 24.-One of the grandest
torch light professions ever seen in all
Northern Minnesota is now parading the
streets of Brainerd. Col. Johnston and G.
F. Kindred both addressed the crowd in
the park tonight and was actually packed
with voters The entire force from the car
shops. about 1,400 were out with their
torches, besides the citizens to hear their
home candidate talk as we'll as Col. John
sion. The procession was fully two miles
long with three bands and all in full
colors. Col. Johnston and Mr.. Kindred
both spoke at some length and applause
went up from the crowd that was deafen-
ing.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

If Knute Nelson is elected by his bar'l,
as his friends are confident he will be, he
will have bulletin board erected at his
future home in Minneapolis with the price
he and the Miller's Association will pay
the farmers for wheat If Nelson is as
expert in jumping the prices of wheat as
he is in jumping poor mems claims, he
will, in the course of few years, become
a millionaire
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

A number of Nelson's gang got around
Joseph Eckblom, v1ce-president of the
Kindred club, at Brainerd, the other night
and insisted on his joining the Nelson
band, saying they were all for Nelson, but
he refused, when they became enraged
with whisky, purchased at allow den there,
and went to Mr.. Eckblom's store and
broke seven large panes of glass in the
front doing about 800 worth of damage.
The breaking Of the glass came from
whiskey, and the money to get the whisky
came from Nelson's supporters, Gilman
and Gordon. Anything to beat Kindred.' y
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
rs NELSON POPULAR At HOMEe

One gentleman who has made Douglass
county his home for the last twelve years,
who is well known, has taken an impor-
tant part in Douglass county politics and
is one who knows Nelson we'll, in letter
to the editor of this paper thus recon-
mends him:
"Nelson is as unprincipled as man
can be who has no principles, and as cum
ming and dark as his emergencies require"
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

A correspondent from Fishers Landing,
writes US as follows: mine out of ten
voters of this town will vote solid for
Kindred. This town is sure for Kindred
to almost man. Polk county will give
800 majority for him notwithstanding the
malicious trade poured upon him by the
machine politicians"
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Knute Nelson is importing voters from
Dakota to Minnesota at $3.50 per day for
the purpose of voting himself into con-
gress. Knute is the poor man who has
no money.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Farmers, remember that w. Fl. Camp
bell is one of you, and that you can de-
pend upon him to fight the Miller's Asso-
ciation-the greatest curse with which
you have to deal-for his interests are
identical with your own,
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Minneapolis, Oct. 26, 1882.
knutes ignorance of pine land rings is
truly refreshing.
Nelson GiUes 1t atp.

The best indication of Nelson's defeat is
the fact that he is already getting up
affidavits to contest the election of Mr..
Kindred. Affidavits Of all sorts and de
scriptions, charging Mr.. Kindred with
every conceivable crime, are drawn up by
Nelson men, to which half bred, Indian,
or other person who cannot read or write,
IS got to make his mark, the date left
blank to be put in to suit the occasion. A
number who have been induced to sign
these papers became suspicious that some
thing was wrong apd tried afterwards to
learn what they had sworn to, but could
not find the man who had the affidavit.
One was picked up on the street where
these honest friends of Nelson had been in
a disgraceful drunken row, and it's con
tents found out. The pretended signer
was found and asked if he knew what he
had sworn to, and said he thought so, but
when it wds read to him said it was fraud,
that if he had known " hat was in it about
Kindred, he would not have signed it; he
swcre he would "shoot at sight. the son of
gun," who imposed upon him in that
way, These affidavits are to be produced
in Nelson's contest of Mr.. Kindred's seat
in congress. We can see from the above
what Nelson's qualifications for office are.
Nelson's speech Che has but one) which
the P. p sterotyped for him at the be-
ginning of the campaign is becoming
rather stale
NELSON'S POSToFFICE PROMISES,
A correspondent writing from Fergus
Falls says to his knowledge Nelson has
promised little postoffice in that county
to five different persons, and that the pool
man who has it now is out working fol
Nelson, and that there were over $50 pres
ent at the Kindred meeting last week, anl
that the P. P. travelling agent had lied BY
aving there were only eighty.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

The P. P. commission" was told by
Knute Nelson at Fergus Falls, that most Of
those voters up that way cost $25 EACH
We presume that is the average price he
has paid for votes, and having the whole
country for him, his swag Of 100000
should be replenished. Hurry up Gordons
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

The Minneapolis lumber, wheat and
pine land rings want Nelson to 60 to con-
gress so bad, they are pouring out their
money like water to elect him. Because
that Minneapolis crowd want him, is the
reason why the people of this district do
not want him. Mr.. Nelson cannot serve
the needs of this district and the Mime
apolis rings, both. What he may do for
the rings will be against us in the north
and every farmer in the district.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Nelson never betrayed trust. We
know this is true because we heard him
say it himself.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

All the rings, politicians and Office hold
ers are against G. F. Kindred, therefore
all the people should be for him.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

1t is said by those who have canvassed
the situation at Alexandria, Nelson's
home, that he has carried things to such
extremes there, that large vote of his own
people has turned against him and gone
over to Mr.. Kindred, but do not themselves
make it public for fear Nelson may make
them trouble.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
JOHN r. WOLFF,
PAINTER.

Painting. Graining, Glazing, Calcimin
ing. Paper Hanging, and all kinds of
job work done on short notice.
Varnishes, Brushes. Ready Mixed
Paints, White Lead and Oils always
on hand.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

There is any quantity of money to get
naturalization papers for those who will
vote for Nelson. Twenty-six of these were
led up to the clerks office for this purpose
by Nelson's man Friday, the job per-
formed, cash paid, and instruction given
to vote for Nelson, but fourteen being Kin
dred men, declined.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

The Pioneer Press says report is are out,
that President Arthur is in favor of Mr..
Kindred for congress.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

With Mr.. Kindred in congress, next
comes good cheap lumber and good prices
for wheat
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Fote for c. F. Kindred, and against the
wheat rings, pine land rings and Knute
Nelson's rings
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
A special telegram tethe Pioneer Press
says: "Wadena county will give Mr.. Kin
dred handsome majority'

An editor guilty of publishing an un-
truth in the last issue of his paper before
election, believing that there will be no
opportunity for contradiction, for the pur-
pose of misleading his readers is one of
the most depraved specimens of which We
can form any conception. We hope this
remark will not apply to any of the editors
of the Fifth district at the close of this
campaign.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Be not deceived, but cast your ballot
for c. F. Kindred, the friend of all.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

The railroads are against Mr.. Kindred
and in favor of Nelson. Which will you
vote for
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

If Nelson falls the rirgs cannot stand.
Nelson should peruse the Tribune more
carefully than he does and thus refresh his
memory upon current topics. Some of
the statements he is making shows the
need of this.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

NELSON'S MONEY 10 THE FRONT.
We gather the following facts from the
Big Stone County Herald: w. N. Rear
don, a farmer OF Traverse county was sent
as a delegate to the Maudada, Traverse
county congressional convention, without
the Nelson men knowing he was Demo.
crat AT or before the convention Nelson
found out he was not Republican and set
to work to buy his credentials as a dele
gate. Nelson offered Mr. Reardon ten
dollars to transfer his credentials to S. Y.
Gordon, one of Nelson's supporters, but
Mr.. Reardon refused to be bought. Let
the song continue to be sung, that Nelson
isaa poor little Norwegian, and spends no
money trying to go to congress.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
THE TRIBUNE.
Issued Every Thursday as
Morris, Stevens Co., Minnesota.
Randall & BOdeen,
Publishers.
OtlCial Paper Of Village and County.
Terms: $500 per Year In Advance.
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

EPUBLICIF TICKET.
For Representative to Congress, 5th Dist,
c.. KINDRED,
Of Brainerd.
For Chief Justice of the State Supreme
Court,
JAMES GILFILLAN,
Of Hennepin.
For State Senator, 42nd District,
VIM. H CAMPBELL,
Of Big Stone County.
For Representative,
H.H. WELLS,
OF Stevens County.
For Judge of 18th Judicial District,
JOHN H. BROWN.
OF Kandiyohi County.
COUNTY TICKET.
For County Attorney,
c. L. BROWN.
For Sheriff.
JOHN MCCULLOUGH.
For Register of Deeds,
S. A. FLAHERTY.
For Surveyor,
D, T. WHEATON.
For Coroner,
H. L. HULBURD.
For Court Commissioner,
MAX BUCKENTIN.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

There is something rather suggestive in
Fred Driscoll locating the city PIONEER
PRESS on Devils Lake! Driscoll will
probably go up occasionally and take IA
swim with his Satanic majesty!
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Don't give our member of congress to
the city Of Minneapolis.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

1t is the height of brazed impudence for
Nelson to boast among the people that he
was appointed by the governor to be one
of the Regents of the State University
when it is known that himself and friends
labored for weeks with the governor to
have his appointment made. 1t was to
give him an honored political standing in
the district, and no one in the state is more
ashamed of it than Governor Hubbard
himself Connecting our educational in
stitutions with the work of low, swindling
politicians, is an insult to the ambitious
scholars of the state
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

A Scandinavian here says he knows of
200 of his countrymen in this county who
will, he is sure, vote against Nelson, and
he refutes the CALLING proposition that
Nelson is an acknowledged leader of their
class, except among those in pursuit of
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Let every intelligent man next Tuesday
vote for his freedom, liberty, home, fire
side, country, and c. F. Kindred for con-
prpsSi
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02
1T POOR, WHY DON'T NELSON
GO no WORK.

If Mr.. Nelson is. the poor man he repre-
sents himself to he, would it not be much
better for him to stay at home and attend
to his business. If he is the great and
able lawyer he is represented by his friends
to be, could he not soon amass compe-
tency that would in short time relieve
him of the necessity of going about
spreading out his poverty before the pub
lie. If he is the great, noble, brave and
elegant orator. his numerous little newspa-
pers would have US believe he is, is it not
possible he can find employment other
than that of stumping through the country
up late at night, spending what he has
guzzling beer with drunken crowds at sa-
looms? Is it the fate of extraordinary
ability to fall so low, unappreciated in q
land like this; or is it that pretended
minds like water seek their level at the
first opportunity? The proposition evil
IDENTIFY resolves itself into one or the other,
he is rich enough to squander his time and
money on the stump, or he has not the
ambition and ability to make himself o
living that will hide his poverty.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Knute Nelson is against the people, and
the people should be against him.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

No one is entitled to votes on account of
foreign birth.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

We do not fear the election of Nelson so
much as the rings with which he is asso-
ciated, but the prayers of the people Of
this district is to be delivered from both.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

The comet was coming this way as usual
last Wednesday night, but upon hearing
Knute Nelson, at the machine shop in the
back part of town, in a speech, whining to
go to congress on the strength of his for
eign birth, 5oZted, and started off in an
other direction, at the rate of 1000 miles a
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Let no poor mans claim he jumped, and
no claim jumper be sent to congress-
Is Nelson popular at home The
Farmers Alliance Association of Doug
lass think not and have declared against
him. If farmers at Nelson's home who
know him best vote against Nelson, will
it not be safe for other farmers to do the
same thing
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

While Charly Gilman is leading his cam
didate through the district seeking every
mans vote, would it not be we'll for him
to explain to the farmers what he has done
with that IS, 500 he received from a certain
railroad to assist in swindling the farmers
out of some of the best lands in the state.
One so high in authority selling out his
constituents, is fit leader IN the land
gobbling schemes of Knute Nelson. These
two men are so near and dear to each
other, it would be most too cruel to put an
untimely end to their plundering of the
people, just in the prime of their success.
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Vote against Knute Nelson, the farmers
Morris tribune., 1882-11-02

Nelson's speech Che has but one) which
the P. P. sterotyped for him at the be-
ginning of the campaign is becoming
rather stale.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

For an old and valuable remedy, see
advertisement of Simmons Liver Regu-
lator,
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20
A ROMANCE.

He was young, he was fair, and he
parted his hair, like the average beau, In
the middle; he was proud, he was bold
but the truth must be told-he played
like a fiend on the fiddle.
Barring his vice, he had everything
nice, and his heart was so sorrowful and
tender that he always turned pale when
he trod on the tail, of the cat lying down
by the fender.
He clerked in a store, the way that he
tore, off calico. jeans and brown sheeting,
would have tickled calf and made the
brute laugh in the face of quarterly
meeting.
He cut quite dash with a darling
moustache, which he learned to adore and
cherished, for one girl had said while she
dropped her proud head, that 'twould
kill her to see the thing perish.
On Sunday he'd search the straight
road to the church, unheeding the voice
of the scorner, and demurely sat, like
young tabby cat, with saints in the amen
corner.
He sang like a bird, and his sweet
voice was heard fairly tugging away at
long meter, and we speak but the truth
when we say that this youth, could out
sing hungry mosquito.
She was young, she was fair, and she
scrambled her hair, like the average
belle in the city; she was proud but not
bold-yet the truth must be told-the
way she chewed wax was pity.
Barring this vice she was everything
nice. and the world admired her hustle,
and the Linwood boys, being calmed by
the noise, they were used to hearing it
rustic.
She cut quite swell, did this wax
chewing belle, and men f1ocked In crowds
to meet her; but she gave them the skirk,
for she loved the young clerk who sung
like a hungry mosquito.
So she hemmed and she hawed, and
she sighed and she chawed, till her heart
and jaws were broken; then she walked
by his store, when he stood by the door,
awaiting some loving token.
She raised up her eyes in mock sur
prise and she tried to enact the scorner;
but to tell the truth, she grinned at the
youth who loved the amen corner.
They met; alas! what came to
pass was sweet, and brief, and precious;
they wooed, they cooed, he talked, she
chewed-oh, how she loved! Good gra-
cious! they had to part, he rose to start,
her grief cannot be painted; these are
the facts; she swallowed the wax, then
choked, then tainted.
Her pa appeared her beau quite
scared rushed out to get water; the
watch dog spied his gentle hide, and bit
him where he hadn't oughter.
The tale is sad. the sequel stern-so
thinks the youth thus bitten. He sings
no more as oft of yore-he gave the girl
the mitten.
She pined apace, herpretty face looked
slender and detected: her father kind,
but somewhat blind, beheld her and re-
f1ected. His income tax he spent for
wax-she smiled and called him clever.
She went to work, forgot the clerk, and
chawed in bliss forever.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

The peculiar action on the kidneys and
urinary organs, of asparagus is frequent
ly noticed during the sason. Prof. Ben
son recently proved in the case of the
Emperor William and others that in
combination with malt and quinine it is
an absolute specific for diseases of the
liver, kidneys and urinary organs His
method has been adopted by the Malt
Bitters Company. and this great German
food is now composed of malt, Hops,
quinine bark, and asparagus Medical
Times.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

A gawky looking customer dropped
into barber shop on Galveston avenue
to have his rather lengthy hair moved
off. ''How short does yer want it, sah?''
asked the tonsorial artist. The youth
ran his hand in his pocket, and, fondling
some change, replied: Il reckon you can
cut me off about three nickels' worth. ;,
-GaLrestOn Ners.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

How TO GET SIcK.-Expose yourself
day and night, eat too much without
exercise. work too hard without rest,
doctor all the time, take all the vile nos
trums advertised, and then you will
want to know
How TO GET WELL-Which can be
Bitters.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20
Permit No Substitution.

Insist upon obtaining Floreston Col
ogne. 1t is pre-eminently superior in
perinanence and rich delicacy of fra
GRANGE.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

A Detroit woman observes that if she
was Bob IngersolI's wife, she'd make him
believe there was hell, or snatch him
bald-headed
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

Ancient history speaks of two broth
ers, one of whom, found guilty of
heinous crime was condemned to death,
and about to led forth to execution; the
other. patriotic and brave, had signal
lied himself in the service of his country,
and had lost hand in obtaining an H.
lustrious victory for the State. Just as
the sentence of condemnation was pro-
nounced upon this unhappy brother, he
entered the court, and silently raised
his handless arm in view of all. The
judges saw it, arrested the execution and
pardoned the guilty one for the sake of
the service and the sufferings of his he
roic brother. So may not our elder
Brother, as He appears in our nature
before the throne, silently and efficiently
plead for us by the very scars he bears
A Springfield, Mass, woman goes to
market with a billy-goat that she makes
draw hand sled and hauls her pur-
chases home. The other day William
got mad because he would have TO turn
aside to avoid a hitching post. He
blamed the hitching post for it, and
charged at it furiously. The sled was
upset, a bag of salt thrown off, and tie
salt scattered on the sidewalk The old
woman tried to stop him and prevent
further destruction, but he kept on but
ting till he got his harness tangled up
and every article on the sled spilled to
everlasting smash, amid the vociferous
applause of committee of wicked small
boys.
They were in the wood Said he
looking things unutterable, Il wish
were afern, Gussie." why" she asked
why p'raps-you-lnight- me,
too" She evidently hated to do it, but
it is best to nip such things in the bud
so she replied, I'm afraid you're too
green, Charley" The poor boy almost
blubbered. Boston 1ronscript.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

When reading your paper, mark the
advertisement Of Simmons Liver Regu-
lator. ...
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

A question of eye-dentity-"Did the
prisoner at the bar strike your" Eye
think so, replied the man with the dec
GRATED optic. Eye see" smiled the JUS
tice-'. .eye-dent-ity established-$2 and
trimmings
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

Clothes are the best passports among
strangers-character among acquaint-
auces.
West-Jersey pioneer., 1882-07-20

II God Is ca your side, you need not
fear all the combined powers on earth.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-09-12

Confederate bond, arc ugau on 10
boom, They ARE qIotrd us worth $3.50
per Sl,OD ul lurumuul, Virginia.
There ia politics lu the sale NJ tpcsr
bonds aud don't you forget it.-Ty len
Courier.
II ian noticeable fact tlnt whom there
ia congressional election ciu-e ut hand,
with some prospect utu lrm.crntic con-
grcs- being elected, those reports are
photographed over the country II de-
maul for Confederate bonds LocM
"boom," ARE worked up. but We should
not be surptecd if r.pubhcau party
mnngors urrht hr bottom ~ the whole
business. ltl- convenient FOR them to
tell the people u unrlh.ru statp- that II
democratic congress comes M efforts
/ will he made to -.rurr the pp,mrut ~
/ the Conicdcrplc debit The republican,
mHurg rs never mtk tur rNpeltruts Nor
| do they disdniu stale hr
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-09-12

In a speech delivered at Atlanta tho
other day the Hon. AlcA. u. Stophrus
pronounced the two thirds rule, iu vogue
III democratic untlouol conventions, a
source OF injustice, dl-curl aud dleup-
tion. He said
1t was this rule that crippled the dem
ooratic party IN the beginning aud broke
II mp at Charleston iu 1860 "lf the
majority rule had been adopted then,
there never wonld have been u Il srnu.
tion OF the democratic party. there II v,r
would have been this wal, and there
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-09-12

Rev. George o. Barnes, the Kentucky
evangelist, hn- not been very ruccessiul
In harvesting souls u ludiunnp oils. Tho
hoo Ter article alw y- was oi uu Inferior
character, but th, wild.ged converter
Of Abe Butuid claims to have gathered
iu eleven lrlmc ARTICLES uf the c,mtnl
He also desires credit for 2T2Ul Other
conversions, pud n each one represenl'
"a Jewel in the crown to bee worn ia tht
hereafter, the hla,phcmous aud Hitter
ate so'callcd preacher will have very
unlqne and qnIle hLilInnl hrndl lece.