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The Chinese minister with his inter-
prefer called at the house of Secretary
Frelinghuysen day or two since, when
Miss Frelinghuysen offered him cup of
tea. The minister drank the tea, and
remarked very cody: cit is OF medium
quality. I will send you some that is
really fine." The next day she received
with his compliments, two pretty boxes
of tea and pair of vases of exquisitely
carved white wood. The diplomat after
ward explained that only the Chinese
grandees get the best quality of tea.
Foreigners can pay what they choose,
they can not get it.
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a GENERAL STAMPEDE. was
such a rush made for any Drug Store as
is now at Robinson & Hinrich's for trial
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, coughs and colds. All
persons afflicted with Asthma, bronchitis
hoarseness, severe colds, or any affection
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He KNEW THE HAIR.-A few days
since party of gentlemen were together.
One man, joker, stepped up to mem
Der of the party, and holding long hair
before his eye, said, -
''See here, old fellow, this looks sus-
picious. Tell me, where did this long
hair come from?"
"Why, that's from my wife's headl'
care you sure of it,"
''Sure OF it2 Of course I am. You
don't suppose you would find any other
woman's hair about me, do you?"
mo, probably not; but ] am sorry
You are 81 sure it is your wife's hair, for
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tlenan," pointing to a friend near by.
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FooD FOR YOU'VE AND OLD.-Food and
medicine for young and old, prepared
without fermentation, from Canadian
Barley Malt, Hops, Quinine, Bark, etc.
Malt Bitters are warranted more nour-
fishing, strengthening. vitalizing and
purifying, by reason of their richness in
Bone and Muscle Producing Material
than all other forms of malt or medicine,
while free from the objections urged
against malt liquors. apr. n
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Is PHYSICAL PERFECTION WoRT STRIv-
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mind and body? Do You wish to be
healthy and strong in all your parts
Then lay all other remedies aside and
use Browns Iron Bitters. 1t will surely
infuse new life and new vigor into the
whole system. 1t gives perfection to
every part, increases the muscles and
strengthens the nerves.
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To all who are suffering from the er-
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weakness, early decay, loss of manhood,
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you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by missionary
in South America. Send self-addressed
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CuTlcuRA SOAP

81 exquisite toilet. bath, and nursery sanative.
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eases. and Tor restoring preserving, and beautify-
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JUticura Remedies are the only real curatives
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PROFIT, 81, 2OO.-''To sum it up, six
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this expense was stopped by three bottles
of Hop Bitters taken by my wife. She
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want everybody to know it for their ben
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CALIFORNIA wheat-growers complain
of the rayages of the wild duck. On one
farm of 1000 acres situated in Colusa
county they have nipped the blades
from all the sprouted wheat. This
would be veritable paradise for sports
men.
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ACoUGH, COLD OR SORE THROAT

a COUGH, COLD OK SORE THROAT
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and constant use for nearly an entire genera
ton. they have attained well-merited rank
among the few staple remedies of the age
PUBLIC SPEAKERS and SINGERS use them to
clear and strengthen tho VOICE. Sold at TWEEN
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The beauty and color of the hair may
be safely regained by using Parker's
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Graduating properties. apr27
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THE most reliable stimulapt for the
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CAN Catarrh be cured9 Yes, certainly,
'tDr. Sykes Sure Cure" will cure it. q
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cuTlcuRA

sweet, Interchangeable medicinal jelly, clears off
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For Scrofula, and all
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ERuPTfnNS

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TIE cause Of niost human Ills, Sud curing when
pHTaiciaus hospitals, and all other methods aud
T54-dies fiii scrofuia or kings vil. glandniar
sveilings. glcers old sores, milk leg, mercur1ai
Affections, erysipelas, tumoFs, absceeses. carban-
cle- baiis blood pOisVns. brights disease, vast
IL oi the kidaeys and liver, rheumatism. eonsti-
$1,000. and I'll ircLin.. and scalY
The National tribune., 1882-04-08
THE ARSENAL AT SPRINGFIELD.

This Is the Arsenal. From floor to ceiling,
Like huge organ, rise the FURNISHED arms;
But from their silent pipes no anthem pealing
Startes the villages with strange alarms.
Ahi what a sound will rise, how wild and dreary,
when the death-angel touches those swift keys!
What loud lament and dismal Miserere
Will mngle with their awful symphoniesl
Ihear even now the infinite fierce chorus,
The cries Of agony, the endless groan,
Which through the ages that have gone before us,
IN long revcrberntions reach our own.
On helm and harness rings the Saxon hammer,
Through Cimbric forest roars the Norseman's
song,
And loud. amid the universal claInor,
Ger distant deserts sounds the Tartar gong.
Ihcar the Florentine who from his palace,
Wheels out his battlefield with dreadful din,
And A ztec priests upon their tcocaiis,
Beat the wild war-drums made OF serpents' skin;
The tumult of each sacked and burning village;
The shout that every prayer for mercy browns;
The soldiers revels III the midst of pinage;
The wall Of famine i'll beleagured towns
The burst Of shell, the gateway wrcnched asundcr
The rattlinG musketry, the clashinG blade;
And ever and Snon. III tones Of thunder,
The diapason of the cannonade.
Is 1t. o man, with such discordant noises
With such accursed instruments as these
Thou drownest Natures sweet and kindly voices,
And jsrrest the celestial harmonies?
Were half the power that fills the world with terror
Were half the wealth, bestowed on camps and
courts,
Given TO redeem the human mind from error,
There were no need of arsenals or forts.
Down the dark future, through long generations,
The echoing sounds grow fainter and then cease;
And like bell with solemn, sweet vibrations,
I hear once more the voice of Christ say, Peace!"
Peace and no longer from its brazen portals
The blast of Wars great organ shakes the skies I!
But beautiful as songs of the immortals
The holy melodies of love arise.-LOnafello,c.
The National tribune., 1882-04-08
A MAN WITH TWENTY SONS.

There is gentleman here named John
ness from 1912 to 1892 when he died. In
1927 there came into old Mr.. Gallaghers hat
store q man who asked to look at a cap He
was shown number of caps, and, selecting
one that suited, he stated that he would take
four Of them. The halter was somewhat as
| tonished to hear the man ask for four caps
at cnce, especially as he said he wanted them
all the same size.
"Have you four SONS of one size ?n asked
Mr.. Gallagher.
eyes, sir, | have, and I've got sixteen
others besides" answered the man. The
man Went out and shortly returned, chasing
into the store drove of boys that looked
like the famous staircase band you might
see IN the theatre, if you ever visited such a
place.
"Hyar they be, mister. These be my boys,
they be-
well well, well, never Doesn't that
beat ALL" calculated the old halter, as he
gaZed IN wonder at the group of gankling
young fellows who stood there in all sorts of
awkward attitudes, some staring about in an
absent sort of way, others giggling like school
girls, and the rest getting all tangled up with
each other in endeavoring to keep from tramp
ing on the boxes and oilcloth mating on the
floor. "This 'ere's Thomas Dittimus," said
the happy father, dragging forth the Oldest
of the gang. Hes the first born, and a
min hoy La &c hon
thirty-five years old"
He was speedily suited with a cap and
told to stand aside. "This hyar one," said
the old stock-raiser, is the next oldest. His
name is Christopher Holmes. Step out
here, Peter Malander" commanded the
owner of the bunch of boys. AT this third
young man ambled out in front of the de-
lighted halter, who enjoyed the experience
beyond description. "Hyar's another black
eyed boy" remarked the boy-builder. "You
see every other one is blue-eyed and, the rest
is black eyed, so far, and this helps to keep
the run of them if you understand the sys-
tem"
The introductions kept on, and the boys
were all fitted with a cap each, free of cost,
by the good -natured halter. The father
stated that there were no twins in the party,
and that they were all the offspring of one
wife. There was about years difference
in their respective ages, the youngest being
about twelve. Relative to keeping the run
of the family, the old man stated that his
wife, the mother of the boys, knew them
better than he did, a great deal-that is, she
could call Off their names and ages without
having to stop and think, like he did at
times.
"What do you propose to do with your
boys?" inquired the halter.
Make farmers of 'em. We're Just travel
ing through hyar now ON our way to settle
somewhar, but we don't exactly know whar."
Cincinnati Commercial.
The National tribune., 1882-04-08
THE MAN WHO WAS WARNED,

During the uncertain days following the
close of the war there were certain localities
where a man who had grudge against a
neighbor got rid of him by writing him an
anonymous letter warning him to leave the
State inside of ten days, or prepare to fill
grave over which no one would feel partic-
ularly interested in keeping the grass green.
One day Colonel Blank, who had removed to
Arkansas from Southern Michigan, and was
attending strictly to business, received such
a missiye. 1t was the rule to turn as pale
as death, rush home and pack up, sell cut
for nothing and skedadle on the wings of
chain lightning; but the colonel didn't fol-
low it. 1t struck him that he knew the
handwriting, and he went home, buckled
on a knife and revolver, and took ride of
three miles into the country. He dismount-
ed at the cabin of a long haired, l0ng-legged
old swamp owl, named Patterson, who was
in the back yard mending a harness. He
after they had seated and discussed the
weather. the Michigander remarked:
Patterson, have got TO leave Arkansas" !"
"Shoo. anything wrong?"
"Iye been warned away"
"You don't say?"
ayes, Pve been given FIVE days to leave
the State"
"And you calkerlate you'll go?"
"Yes, or I'll have to be waylaid or hung
up"
"Yes, reckon that's So" chuckled the old
man.
But I want to take something with me
to remember Arkansas by" continued the
colonel, "and came out here after your
scalp"
My WHAT"
"Sit still old man, or I'll bore you through.
That's it-up with your hands! Ii go back
to Michigan and tell 'em l was warned out
Of Arkansas, aud that l got up and busted
without firing n shot, they'll call me a cow
ard. If | carry your scalp back I've got
something to SHOW for the two years pve
put i'll here and the sc 900 I've laid out Old
man. if you know the Lords prayer you'd
better repeat it quick, for I'm III dreadful
hurry to get back"
Say kurnel, don't you like the country
down here?" asked Patterson.
Yes"
as the climate all right?"
"First rate"
"Chance to make money!"
"Good chance"
"Then, kurnel, don't go back! don't
keer two cents about my scalp; somehow
I've got attached to you, and it'll rip up all
my tender feelings to see you go! Let my
old scalp-lock stay right whar' she is, and
you stay right whar' you be, and if any of
the boys look cross-eyed at you fur the next
ten years, Pm kyotte if l don't drive em
into Mexico or make 'em lose 'emselves in
the ground.
The colonel is down there yet, and old
Patterson never meets him without anxious
ly inquiring if he's got over being home-sick
yet-DctroH Free Press.
The National tribune., 1882-04-08
A CHAMBERMAID,S FORTUNE.

Two years ago DR.. Joseph NJ. Leon, OF
Philadelphia, advertised for housekeeper,
and q chambermaid from the Continental
Hotel answered the advertisement. So
pleased was DR.. Leon with his new house
keeper that in November, 1880, he adopted
her as his daughter, and settled $4,000 upon
her i'm due form of law. DR.. Leon died o
few weeks ago, and by his will bequeaths to
his adopted daughter, "Lotts Josephine
Leon" 81 500 per year during life.
The National tribune., 1882-04-08
THE MAGAZINES.

The Century for April is, as usual, full of good
things 4 portrait of Matthew Arnold, en-
graved by Kingsley, forms the frontispiece, and
Andrew Lang contributes a memoir, "Tunis
and its Bey," handsomely illustrated, which is
timely contribution to the literature of the
dark continent" in view of the French mill
tary operations in that part of the world.
Lovers of art will find twenty pages of reading
matter by Lucy NJ Mitchell fully illustrated.
Richard Grant White continues Opera in New
York" beautifully illustrated, and the contin-
uation of Howells interesting story, "A Mod
ern Instance" form feast of good reading
worth a good deal more than the price charged
for the magazine.
Harper for April comes to US laden with much
that is entertaining and amusing GEORGE p.
Lathrop commences series of papers entitled
Spanish Vistas," beautifully illustrated by
Reinhart. The art taste is gratifed by two
papers, one by Elizabeth Read, entitled SIN
Days Conc By" and the other, "Athena Par
thenas," by Gildersleve, both illustrated. The
taste for adventure and money getting COM
bined is artfully tackled by Ernest Ingersoll
in "Silver San Juan" The scenery along the
Jan Juan River in southwest Colorado is well
drawn and clearly printed, as all HGrper's pic
lures are. The usual installment of first-class
fiction is also given.
Lippincott for April. Volume three, number
sixteen, new series of this standard magazine
opens with a handsomely illustrated article by
Margaret Bertha Wright, entitled "In and
About Normandy Market Place" Charles F.
Johnson. Jr., criticises "Our Substitute for a
Navy" Charles Burr Todd tells what he knows
about Captain William Kidd, and Helen Camp
bell gives her experience with the Ojibways.
Vide Awake for April. Glow Jacky went
to Church. Tive brought you your doggy,
aunt Prue, said Jacky, i'll his clear childish
voice that rang through the arches of the great
church" Rev. J. S. Beman tells a story full
of early spring flowers, twittering birds, and
opening buds, entitled TOO Fond of Maple
Sugar David Ker takes us from the Hudson
to the Neva; and 4 host Of other good writers
who possess the IIeaven-given talent of telling
stories to boys and girls are contributors to this
number. The magazine is full Of engravings,
true and lifelike.
Petersons Magazine "the ladies' favorite," as
it is generally called, is before US, for April and
is even better than usual. The steel engrav-
ing and fashien-plate are exceptionally fine.
There are Some fifty illustrations for the fash
ions and for the workable giving the latest
STYLES and patterns for both. No other lady
book rivals this in the high character OF its
literature. The stories are always the best.