South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-04-28
South sransh Jntsllissutes.
ROMNEY, FRIDAY, APRIL %, 1928

resolution for recess from April % to
June IL They are carrying wheat
from Kew York 10 Liverpool for one
cent Per bushel. and getting very little
at that Electricity moves 22S. 900
miles per hour. IA New York caemst
declares that tie refuse fat OF q pork
house III that city Is sent TO artificial
butter factories. lie has also found in
oloomargarine, horse greosc aud other
refuse, such rs is used in making can.
dies. No one knows what he can do
Till lac is fully resolved 10 do wha. he
can. FASH enable spring bonuets will
be provided with step ladders, so as to
allow people to step up TO tie roof and
examine the flowers. .-- A torn jacket is
soon mendco, but harsh words bruise the
heart Of child. :. ROBERT FcRp has
been taken 20 Richmond, Mo, to answer
the charge CT killing Wood Ilte. The
Ford boys claim that Gov. Crittenlen
promised them entire immunity for the
! past, bat the Governor d.. MES thi
We must not be surprised 10 hear of
paper furniture factory starting iato ex.
is'ence before long. Paper can now b.
made Of strong Ghrcs and COMPRESSED
into subsistence 50 hard that only a dia
nond can scra'ch II. \ foreign journal
says that wood will lie superseded by
pepper. A kind "No' is more AREA.
| lille Than rnugri, t.N.a. p,-> -.
hol is now prescribed hy many rhysi.
clans in preference u whishey. vine,
beer, &c. To use standard az. hul is
believed To insure an accuracy of treat
ment which cannot be had with articles
Which contain tho Spirit in uncertain
Quantities. 1t is thought important not
10 disguise the taste Of the alcohol in any
way, in order that the v:ticn, may feel
that he is taking it Is medicine and
not rs a beverage -. q hurricane moves
eighty miles per hour. Every person
has Two eduCa; ions-one which lie re-
ceivcs from others. and one, more i'm.
POI amt, witch lie gives himself. Ii
we do not govern our passions, We may
he sure they will govern us they are
The gales Of life, aud it is our duty to
take care that they 90 not rise into
tempest Deputy Sheriff ConD Of A
Inericus, Georgia, undertook TO levy ON
Charles Mansions uie. The mule was
a notoricusly Lard kicker; bu. Mansion
offered TO hold him alongside Il fence.
from which the officer could get Oil his
back. Just as this marGuvre was a.
most accomplished, the beast threw Cobb
by vicious plunge aud kicked him
Frishtiully. Mansion is now under az
rest on charge Of obstructing ile las
by tickling tue mule in the nose with
straw, just 1t The critical juncture. Bu,
the mule is still unseized Th+ro orc
stories OF strange animal in T,xas
which has features Of 10Th sn OK ana
- horse "A sort % animal oquimox
Ii the heart is good, the manners OF Il
person will show his heart. The Phil
adelphia a.mshouse is under Official in.
vcstig@tion. The houseke per, in dcs-
cantins on the diet OF sick inmates, sail
that fowl was provided for the hospital
But further questioning elected the fact
that three chickens we're served to forty
! patients IL - great point OF wis
dom 10 know how to estimate little things
The monthly pay-tolI Tor April at The
q TX Garden Mines amounted to $1,000.
-. The cheerful are busy. When trou.
ole knocks at your door, or rings the
bell, he Will generally retire If you send
him word you are engaged Mature
has given Us two ears, but one tongue.
in ord r that We may repeat but one half
Of what we hear a person overheard
two countrymeD, who were observing q
naturalist IN n field collecting insects.
soy one 10 the other, Whats that fell
low doing, JOhl ?" "Why, he is nat.
uraiisl." What's that - why, one
who catches gnats. TO be sure" IA
man Who eloped with Wisconsin wife
LETT note for tho husband 81 have
looked your woman but you ar wclcum
to my last weeks wages. wich didn'i
draw: and | hoap that squares things"
-. Roc1lieCt that tribes mako pcrfec-
! tIon, and that perfection is 40 tribe.
+ JEFFERSON DAVIS has lost the sight Of
one csc, and sees bat little With the
other. MICHAEL X. FURLoNG, Law.
yer Of Springfield, H.. and Mrs. PEY-
NADo. very wealthy widow Of LOUIS
ville,met for the f,st time NJ Hot s. rings,
Atk.,aud were in the came hotel q wsek.
On parting, they each prom SEQ to con
sider Tue question Of marry ing, anil, II
Ill IIln snlnn mind Of IIln nnl ~ IL.