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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

THERE is but one way to cure badness and that
Is By using CAROLINE, a deodorized extract of
petroleum, the natural hair grower. As recently
improved, it is the only dressing for the hair that
cultured people will use
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

DIsTEMPER, COUGHS, COLDS, FEVERs
and diseases which Horses, Cattle, Sheep and
Poultry are subject to, are readily cured by Uncle
Sans Condition Powder. Sold by all druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

DR.. Herndon and Mrs. Mercer, the
uncle and cousin Of the late Mrs. Ar
thur, were guests at The white house
last week.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

"Josh Billings" and wife are making
tour of the White mountains in their
own carriage.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

EPILEPSY (Eits)

successfully treated Pamphlet of particulars
one stamp, address WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDI-
CAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

A prominent Lowell bicycler was
riding down Lawrence street the other
afternoon, and came very near running
down a portly old woman W it'll basket
on either arm, who monopolized most
of the space between the fence and the
curbstone. He had sounded his bell
several times without effect, and just
managed to get by her after cry to
''look Quit" She staggered up against
the fence, and when she had recovered
breath managed to articulate: 'Arrah,
an it's bicycle, is it? Be the powers,
an thought it was scissors-grinder!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

pie mention of The words "ST. JACOBS OIL
coupled with terms of Endorsement and Ell
couragement, bring relief and cure to those sllf
full record of this Great German Remedy in the
cure of rheumatism, neuralgia and all painful
disease, 1T appears in the light of strong duty for
everyone to patiently, yet persistentIy, urge IFS
mind that the highest good from man to man
consists in that which tends to promote their
peace, welfare and general health. Among others
who have no hesitation i'll giving fee expression
to their opinion is Bishop Gilmour, of Cleveland,
Ohio, who has used the Great German Remedy.
ST. JACOBS OIL, and endorses it highly. He
writes about it as follows: / am pleased to say
that the use of ST. JACOBS OIL has benefited me
greatly, and l have no hesitation to recommend
1t to all as an excellent curative"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Mr.. Clements Knowton, of Falmouth, Ky.
writes Il was quite and invalid, afflicted with a
complication of diseases that showed tendency
to weaken and exhaust my brain and nervous
system. l found myself quickly cured by using
bottle of DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsa-
parilla. 1t has given perfect tone and real
strength to every part of my body, and my blood
is free from all impurity."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

DIR, JAQUEs GERM WORM CAKES are AN nfaIlible
Temedes for worms. They Will not only destroy but
so remove them from the system. They are pleasant
W sake, PERFECTLY harmless. Sold nv rntrnists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

FOR HEADACHE, Constipation, Liver dis
eases and al bilious arrangements there is no
remedy as safe and Ure as Eilerts Daylight Liver
pills. They stand ugrivalled in removing bile.
t5ninr the stomach, and giving healthy action to
the liver. Sold by all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

No consequence whether Arthur
tax es Jackson S. Schurz or not; leather
will not save the commission now.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Edwin Booth mother lately celebrat-
ed her 80lh birthday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Scotchmen can be supplied with Glen
garry and Prince Charlie Bonnets al
JAMES MoRGAN's, East Water st. Mil.
waukee, to wear at the Scottish Games
on the 18th of July, at Schlitz Park
JAMES MoRGAN's, Shoe Department is
re-stocked daily to meet the great
demand.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

RHEUMATISM, neuralgia. spraIns bruises in man or
beast, cured by Uncle SANS Nerve and Bone Iinimen
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Oscar Wilde says no living English
man can be compared with HoweIls
and james; should hope not.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

John Bright, the English statesman,
has represented the borough of Birm-
ingham in parliament almost twenty
tive years. The English liberals pro-
pose to mark the close of the period by
an appropriate celebration, to take
place in few weeks.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29
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iIYspepsia.

EfLERT's EXTRACT or TAR AND WILD CHERRY Is a
Standard reliable remedy for coughs colds and throat
diseases IL you suffering give them trial. Sold
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL closes the
peres Of leather efeetually prevents the entrance
ct dampness, dust, etc. rendering the harness soft
and Pliable and increasing its durability. Sold
by harness makers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Mas. SARAH j. VAN buren,, whose portrait
appears in another column, is preparing q Ia
dies Tonic, which has been used fer years for
curing those distressing complaints common to
wopankind II can be bought of druggists or
by addressing Mrs Van Buren, at 1872 Franklin
street. Buffalo ". Y. who answers letters free
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Dyspepsia and sick headache do not return to
those who have used Great German Hop Bitters
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

A London paper says that the queen
of Italy never wears a bonnet; the
king of Italy must be laying up money
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Look Well TO the Name.
The only Genuine German Hop Bitter hay
the word German blown in the bottle
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Tom Mast, the famous caricaturist,
accompanied Garibaldi during the cam
paign that united the two Sicilies to the
crown of Italy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

Ny dear husband. | never slept sr soUndly
as | do now, after using German Hop 3itters'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

HOP Buffers MFG. Co.
Rochester, n. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

BoxRUD & FEsTAD. Druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-06-29

pHONOGRAPHY, or Phonetic Shorthand Gaia
i lOgue of works, with Phonographic aIpbahet and
Illustrations for beginners, sent on application Adj
dress Benn Pitman, Cincinnati or "
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
THE COURTS.

PROBATE CounT-Justice Hagner.-Estatc
OF Anthony Buchby; william H. Goods and
James s. Edwards appointed administrators
on bond of $25,00O. viii OF George 7. Mason
admitted to probate and record and letters
testamentary issued to Eveline Mason on
bond of $3.50. Estate of Patrick H. McCabe;
Jas. W. Lyddy, Of New York, appointed ad-
ministrator on bond OF $500. Samuel Maddox
was appointed guardian to Margaret Yeobower
on bond of $500. The will of Jesse
Williams was admitted to probate and letters
testamentary granted Thomas A. Richards, on
bond OF $500. Marian Proctor, a female white
child, was npprenticed to Frank NJ. Proctor.
Estate of S. Barry, jr.; petition Of /. S. KIM
ball filed on order Of publication. Estate of
Emma @. Dougherty; same. Eunice Rider;
same. Estate Michael White; Bridget White
appointed administrators; bond 5000. Will
Of Laura v. Coyle admitted to probate; Rev.
A. W. Pitzer qualified for administrator; bond
$7,4O0. Estate 7. l. Hine; order requiring
administrators to show cause. Estate OF L
Just; executrix's account offered and passed
GENERAL TEBM-Chief-Justice Cartier, Jus.
tees Cox and James.-Jones vs.. Warden; on
hearing.
CIRCUIT CoURT-Justice Observation-Disclosures
use OF johnson, VS.. Birch ct al; verdict for
plaintiff for 5000. Kellum, use of, &C., VS.
Glens Falls Insurance; on hearing.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
WEST WASHINGTON.

On April Ii, 1868, Hermione Lodge No. 10
X OF p, Was instituted, and on the 18th prox-
tmo that lodge, in celebration Of It's fourteenth
year OF existence, Will give 20 Its friends at
Curtis Hall n complimentary musical and lit
erary entertainments fine array OF talent
has been secured for the occasion, and most
enjoyable treat can be promised TO those for
tunate enough to be the recipients OF invita-
tions. Tickets for the entertainment can be
had from the committee or any member OF tho
lodge.
on December % last Mr.. Henderson, living
near the Great Falls Ice Company's houses up
inc canal, turned loose from a pen pig,
could not be found with the most diligent
search. About Christmas the ice-houses were
closed and nailed up securely, and were not
opened again until day or two ago. when tho
Identical pig was found TO have been shut up
In the building. II was reduced to a skeleton,
derson's place and carefully nursod has now
recovered entirely. His fast lasted nearly
100 days, and his owner has dubbed him DR..
Tanner.
The many friends OF Mrs. Charles Cross,
nee ofrutt, will regret to hear Of the serious
loss she and her husband have met with In
the destruction by fire of their house and its
entire contents. They had Just commenced
housekeeping In Montgomery County, not far
from Rockville.
by inadvertence, in the announcement in
THE CRITIC OF the marriage OF W. s. Jackson
10 Miss Beall, the name Of the lady was given
as Miss NJ. Emma Beall. 1t should have been
Miss Matte A. Beal1, her sister.
DR.. Narrenfalle, q celebrated German natu-
ralist, has written 10 the proprietor OF the
West End Hotel engaging rooms, and is ex-
pected hrrive there in n day or two. This
gentleman Is much interested in pisciculture,
and visits this locality for the purpose of
testing invention of his for taking flsh
without materially injuring them.
Only 1000 herring received this morning
from the upper landings, which sold at S15.
Emily Payne, q colored woman, twenty
seven years OF age, living at the corner of
Twenty. eighth street and Olive avenue, was
sent to the Freedmen's Hospital, very I'll with
consumption, by the Police Department.
At IL :03 last night an alarm was turned In
from box ~, caused by an incerfdiary fire at
Becketts Hall on o street, near the corner of
Twenty-seventh. Engine companies and 1,
and Truck b, promptly responded, and the fire
was extinguished with but trining loss.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
SOCIETY,".
What is Going on in the Social
W0rlS1.

1neulDer Oh Inc Literary Society
of the spot Luck Dinner" she had lust at
tended In New York, whittier she went for the
special purpose OF being present, for 1t is a
rare privilege to be a guest at this annual
feast given by the four hundred " "Bohemians'
who compose the armament OF our artistic and
literary world, and whose works are known
and admired in all countries Irving Hall
was the scene OF their gathering this year, and
as its name indicates, the dinner was "com-
position" Each member of the club
tributed dish or poem, essay or, all other
inspiration failing, case of wine, claret,
champagne, chan Rhine ne, wine, Burgundy and
1t happened to be set down, and the incon-
gruity would have been startling, except for
fume and beauty alike over baked beans and
creams and Ices; charlotte-russes and bacon
and green's; truflies and chicken pie; apple
tive fruits sponge cake and Baba; boned
turkey with wine jelly and mutton chops;
lobster salad and peach pie; strawberries and
the table, at which were seated about five hun
dred people. chorus of "youth and beauty"
dressed In every costume that covers the
eighteen Christian centuries and the two B.
c., and numbering twenty girls and as many
young men, served the table and fur
nished to the scene a constantly shifting back
ground of warm colors. Each girl was dressed
TO match her escorts costume In point of date,
but dissimilarity of color was, of course, as
much sought after as good contrasting shades.
The Greek girl was the acknowledged beauty
OF the chorus; she varied the dead gold and
white of her dress-daringly but charmingly
with embroideries of pansies, poppies and
wheat knotted on the side of her balma. She
is the daughter of a well-known Nashville
journalist, and is SO unconscious OF her charms
that she was quite overcome by the homage
paid her. There That Is only shadow of
all she told me, but 1t was so unique an affair
that could not resist the wish to reproduce
evel that shadow.
Lieutenant Lucien Young, who has been
confined 10 his room for a week or two, Is now
on the convalescent list, and has even been
able to get out Into the glorious sunshine Of
the past few days. The young officer seems
never TO have recovered entirely from that
awful night. when, facing Death, he caught
away into safety his own life as well as that Of
a dozen or two of his comrades aboard the ILL
fated Huron.
The meeting OF the Literary Society takes
place tomorrow evening at Colonel Irish 5
residence In lie Droit Park.
Lieutenant-C nt-Commander Gridley, u. s. N, II
here on a short visit, He is made very well
como by his brother officers, among whom he
is extremely popular.
Senator and Mrs. Logan leave In day or
two for the Hot Springs in Arkansas. The
Senator Is reported as suffering from a
disease his physicians pronounce incurable.
Among the Easter cards this season is one
that strikes me as very beautiful. II is a
crown of thorns, in the centre OF which lays a
passion flower with buds and tendrils, and
| under Il is tho simple inscription, "He died
| for u.s."
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31

ALEXANDRIA AFFAIRS,

The meeting of the Windsor branch of the
Readluster party last night at the colored
Odd-Fellows Hall, on Columbus street, unlike
the gag arrangement OF the night before, was
very orderly. The special dispatch In the Ma
uonal Repu6ficdn stating that Mr.. Burke had
made an eloquent and able speech Wednesday
night, and that Mr.. Bayly had been unani-
mously elected chairman, was read aloud for
the delectation of the audience and drew forth
an immense quantity Of laughter. The chair
man of The meeting appointed committee Of
two from each ward TO name the men who
should constitute the executive committee of
Alexandria. Twenty men were reported and
duly sworn TO constitute the said committee.
Speeches were made by q number of promi-
mont Readjusters, and the savory gang Of the
Wednesday night meeting who attempted to
boss matters to suit their own vile and selfish
ends were denounced in very attractive ex-
pletives.
The schooner that was at the ship.yard,
being built, is finished, and yesterday was
brought TO the wharves to receive her rigging.
The vessel has Il capacity of thtrty-three tons,
and Is model of neatness and beauty. The
name q. P. Robinson) was painted in white at
her stern, in a black field. The general color
OF the vessel Is lisht-lead. She was built by
white oak, ash and Georgia pine. Captain ].
ii. Redman, the owner, will run her between
Alexandria and King George County and the
Chesapeake to freight general merchandise.
The three-masted schooner being built at the
ship-yard is rapidly approaching completion.
In a conversation with THE CRITIC represen-
tative yesterday the captain of the steamer
Harry Lodoe said that the volume of freight
which he carries from Alexandria to lower
PotaUnc points is at least i've times as large
as It was month ago. The farmers in the
vicinity of the way-landings are preparing to
plant large crops, and they have found out
that agricultural implements, groceries of all
kinds, seeds and clothing can be bought as
cheaply in Alexandria and Washington as In
Baltimore and can be had in much shorter
space of time.
The station house was again empty this
morning, and only three tramps called for
lodgings last night.
The schooner Oliver Harrison, Captain J. T.
Roberts, loaded with oysters, is the only new
arrival at the wharves containing these es-
sentials to human existence. Up to 10 o'clock
this morning no fish vessel had arrived at
Fishtown. The high wind is supposed to have
been the cause, for sail vessels only are used
to bring ish from the lower Potomac to Alex
andria
Chr T. L. vanauken, the music dealer, has
recently placed in his store n long list Of hand
some organs and other musical Instruments
Yesterday THE CRITIC saw n magnificent
Estey organ on the sidewalk, which had Just
arrived from Brattleboro, VT
A gang of goats have recently been playing
sad havoc with a pile of oats belong to Mr..
Robert Portner, the brewer. The animals
were reported 10 Police Headquarters, and
they will be detained until the owners pay
one dollar for each culprit. III tho cash is not
promptly whacked up they Will be sent TO the
poorhouse.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
NObby Spring Pants to Order, $3.50
Hamburger's, 615 Pennsylvania avenue.
National Hotel Arrivals.

d. H. Campbell, Montreal, Can; Miss Camp
bell, Montreal, Can; Miss Evans, Montreal,
Y; William Byers, N. Y; John NJ. Hall, N. Y;
I, r. Miller, Phtla; Mrs. Morrill,, Phila. j..
M. Reinhart, Richmond; John F. Mayer, Rich
Garstle, N. Y; Robert Hoare, N. Y. @. H.
White and wife, N. j.; Colonel James w.
Mills, N. Y: Daniel Larrabee, Balto.; William
Clagetf, Nd; S. W. Smith, New Haven, Conn. /;
]: N. smithee, Ark; L: W: Humphrey, N. O.;
VIM B. Marshall, Phila.; Hon. N. Gofr, ir, w.
Va; b. w. Taylor, w. Va; Chas. p. Janney,
Va; 9. H. Waite, n. Y; Geo. c. Williams, N.
Y; Miss Ward, Baltic. Rev. A. E. Blacken.
burg and wife, Balto.; L. Foot and wife,
Mertens, IT,, Nd; M. Gleason, Phila.; J. Fun
die. Miss. VIM. NJ. Barber, Boston; J. H. Ca
pers, Va. A. G. Gilbert, Phila.; J. S. Van Dru-
sen, N. j.; @. s. Mitchell, N. Y; j. W. McMain,
Boston.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
The Engineer Department and the
Flats Improvement.

There Is no truth in the report that Congress
sfonal action on the reclamation of the Poto-
mac is delayed by the Engineer Department of
t he Army. General Wright, Chief Of Engl-
neers, has completed his share of this work,
and has done all that has been asked Of him.
The exhaustive report OF the Special Board of
Engineers on this subject, with accompanying
tary of War on the 9TH inst, and was by him
Immediately transmitted to Congress. From
there the reports wen. to the Public Printer to
be printed, and. II they are not now in the
hands OF the District committees It is the fault
of the Government Printing ONCE, and GER
tainly not OF the Engineer Corps.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
Only Three More Days-We Close
Monday Night, April 3, mt Nine


This morning carly we VIII put FIVE HUN.
DRIED DOLLARS in one can and put 1t on our
shelves. II IL Is sold at any time during the
day within fifteen minutes from the time of
sale another can with another FIVE HUNDRED
DOLLARS win be putin It's place. Our object
one can and only one with FIVE HUNDRED
DoLLARs in IL. The person that selects that
can is perfectly welcome TO II, with It's entire
cans viii contain each a sum Of money, either
s1Sos s7s, 500 sSo' so $50, s2s, s2o; siSs
cents, 40 cents, so cents, 25 cents, 20 cents,
10 cents or 10 cents. Remember, no can Will
contain more than 5000 nor less than 10 cents.
Our tea Is OF an excellent quality-none better,
and as for our coffee,it is pure Mocha and Java
mtXed-tho best I'm America. While we sell the
best goods we also sell the cheapest we re:
peat IT, THE CHEAPEST. II you buy one can OF
cofree and find but 10 cents in It, YOU only pay
about 2723 cents per pound for coffee that Will
cost you elsewhere from 80 to 35 cents per
pound-generally the latter amount. II you
should buy cans for $5, and find but 10
cents In each OF the cans which is not prob
able, you would then pay por pound less than
% cents. II you buy larger number OF cans
the price per pound is correspondingly less.
Figure 1t yourself. Our price To one and all is
~ per can, cans for So, ~ cans for $40, 20
cans for 500, or 80 cans for 500, with not less
than 10 cents, perhaps more, in each can. We
have, given away since we opened here,
nearly three months ago, more than lhir-
teen hundred watches, more than three
hundred articles of diamond jewellery,
and over eight thousand dollars In money
to our patrons. We have paid thousands OF
dollars for advertising our goods, and not
a paper In this city but what has repeatedly
Endorsed us as fair and square dealing firm.
We have (only yesterday closed negotiations
for our store In Boston, aud Will begin TO ship
our goods next Tuesday. To-day, tomorrow,
and Monday Will be our last three days here
In Washington. II you want tea or coffee, now
IL your chance to get supply cheap We
wish to leave good trade for our agent here
after We leave. We claim that II Is impossible
for you TO lose anything ON a can Of tea or
coffee that you buy from u.s. ana you may get
year. orders by mail promptly forwarded 10
all parts OF the United States. Don't forget
We will most positively close Monday night at
O'Clock sharp. Address
IMPoRTERs' TEA COMPANY,
$40 Market space, Washington ID. q.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
A Novel Exhibition.

II our readers mover saw a HMdas a fine
opportunity is offered them by b. Robinson &
Co., the boys clothiers, 900 Pennsylvania
avenue northwest, who VIII place one on ex-
hibition tomorrow. 1t is not known how
cular one well developed and as complete a
one as Adam had In the Garden of Eden. The
scaphoides, cuneiform and phalanges show
marked force and Indications OF hard usage
b. Robinson Il Co. will be pleased TO ex-
hibit II 10 their friends Others have been ex-
hibited In this city and elsewhere before, but
This one is a splendid specimen.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
The Blue Anchor.

The timely enterprise OF the women's Re-
lief Association In giving donation party
and promenade concert for the benefit of the
victims OF the Southern floods at Willard Hall
Tomorrow evening is sure to be successful:
Many of the most popular and we'll known of
our resident ladies, as well rs members of the
association from other States, are ON the re-
ception committee. Mrs. Waite, Mrs. Miller,
Mrs. Mathews, Mrs. Rodgers, Mrs. Window,
Mrs. Hunt, Mrs. Jonas, Mrs. Van Voorhees,,
Mrs. Pound, Mrs. J. d. Edmonds, Mrs. Tulloch,
Mrs. Sayles Brown, Mrs. Dr.. j. M. Brown, Mrs.
Henry A. Willard, and Mrs. Metzerott are
RmOng the number,
The Evening critic., 1882-03-31
a.sa

The Importers Tea Company, $40 Market
Space, will give S25 10 the person guessing
The nearest amount Of money in their show.
window, each person allowed but one guess.
The money TO be publicly counted at 8 p. IN.
ON the day ON which the business is closed.
OF the guessers and the amount of guesses
will be entered. If more than one person
shall guess the same the money VIII be di-
ytded among them equally.