New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-12-24
AR7EMUS YARD ON HEAD-CENTRES AND
IRISH FUNDS.
From The Saturday Press.

~"My Irish frens am here as your naber and fra,
know you are brave and warm hearted. | know
you are honest in this Finsn matter.
But lot Us look at them Head Centers Let ma
look at them rP-rO1rlR orators M New York
who'ye been tearin' round for up'ards year,
swcarln Ireland snail be free.
~ here's two parties-V NcMahonys and McO
Roberts. One thinks the best way Is to 20 over 10
Canady and establish lrlsh Republic there kindly
pcrmtiin the Canadians 10 pay the expenses OF hat
sweet boon; and the.Other wants to sail direct for
Dublin Bay, where young McROy and his fair young
bride went down and was drownded, accordiR to 4
ballad onct heard. But there's one pine Oh which
both sides agree-tha's the Fms. There wln',
them chaps In New-York, to receive all the FGns
you'll send EN-. You send Q puss tonight to Ma
hOny, and another puss to Roberts BOth VIII re.
ceiye en-. lou bet. And with other pusscs il will
De similar
II was into Mr. Delmonco's ca i'm house the 9th.
er night, and saw my tren. Mir Terrence McFad-
den, W no is elekeat and entcrprlsn' deputy Cen
ter. He was sittln' at table, eaun a canyas-back
duck Poultry OF that kind, yOu know, IS raj her
high lust now think abolt i've dOlaTs per PoulL
And a bottle of green sea stood before him.
O. How are you Mr.. McfaddeU 2 said.
"' Oh, Dir. Ward l am miserable !-miserable!
The wrongs Hishmen suffer On, Ire Ia ID VIII
a trCO history of your suiterins ever be written
Must we be around under by the iron heel Of
the dospotic Briton f-but. MIR. Ward, won't You eat
Well SAID, If there's another canvas back
and spare bottle of that green seal In the house,
wouldn't mind jinin' You III benz ground under by
Bntons iron heel
'''treen turtle soup firstp he said
"'Well, yes Ii Pm to share tine wrongs OF Ireland
with YOU. don't care ii | do hav' q bOwl'of soup.
Put bean into it, said to tho waiter. Ii Will
remind me OF nv childhood Gays. when we had 'em
baked i'm conjunction with pork every Sunday morn
IN and then all went up to the village church. aud
had reireshn' nap IN the family pew
MIR. AcFddden, who suilerIl' thurly for
Ireland, was OF the Mahony wing. Pye doubt
that some ekally patriOue member of the Roberts
wing was suilcrin' IN the same way over To the
MasOn-DOTy eatIn' house.
They say feller citizens, soon You will soc a
blow struck for Irish liberty We hain't seen
nothin' bit n Blow 50 far-lts been all blow, and
the blowers IN New York won't get ont of the Bel
luses as long our Irish freDs IN the rOoral dis
tricks send 'en money.
LET the green float above the red If thatll make
if any better bu don't you be the green Don't
never go into anything till you know whereabouts
you're gOin TO.
This is a very good country here where you are.
osour Offices and yQu certainly hav done your share
OF our vUtn' Then why this hullaDaloo about
lreen Ireland You do your frens in Ireland
great nOOTy, to- because they blieye you're COMM
sure enuf aud they fly off the handle and GEE into
jail Ny Irish frens, ponder these things little.
Famine EN- closely, and above all lind out where
the pu,seS 20 to" .
bot down. There was no applaws, but they lis
tened to me kindly. They kn0W'd was honest,
however wrong 1 might beI and they knOwd, too.
That there was no people on arth whose generosity
and gallautry had higher respeck for than the
IRISH, except when they fly OFT the handle, 30 ny
Teller citizens let NE loot my horn