Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-01-01
The Chicago Primer.
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 Ia .b;s the Great Eastern? No, It IS Cincinnati girls shoe. See how easy It is to be mistaken.
 How happy the Man looks He IS go inc to have his Picture taken to seni to his Girl. Poor girl How sad her Ohfis'- '--'iI Here is a Poet He is going up ln the Elevator. How happy he looks fretty soon he will walk down, looking very sad He has seen the Editor. 2.
 See fine Boot. How large and shlny it ia Man owns the Boot Call on hls dauohter some evening, and see "ha'
 This is Horse. It can go very fast. The Man who is standing by the Horse looks sad. He is broke. Do not go 70 horse races, Tommy, CT you VIII Oe
 T What a fne-looking Old-Gentleman.
 Is he rich? Yes, he IS very rlen' 0ee how healthy he looks He VIII no1 ,ls ule q ,''.--s,ement of the Heart lie n'e' loon. Prescott. on Christnias cnd and tles filled the air as thickly as gts.--
 fseVs in Kansas, but fortunately there in Chicago. Gened eyes.
 Here IS Miss Lucy. How prO,e-,. ..a, fine she looks in her new Sealskin Saeque. It cost Three Hundred Dollars. Lucy's Father will Fail next week.
 What have We here? It is a Young Man who wears a yellow Ulster and High Collar. Does he smoke Cigarettes? Yes. Let us all take kick at him. p, The Man is at the Desk He Is an EUtor. W .ls ...-t in his hand? It is Microscope What does the Editor want of Nr.s0 )pe? He is looking for h. Iai
 This Is q iotias Lady. She Is Sitting at Piano, and soon will begin to siiis Empty IS the Cradle, Baby's Gone" Run away quickly, children, and per haps you will miss some of 1t.
 Where IS Tommy? He is playing base ball in the lot. Can Tommy play well? Yes, indeed, for he sometimes makes Home Run. This is when his Father heaves in sight.
 See the Elevator. It is not running How the Man swears- He Is an Editor. Do Elevators ever run? Oh, yes, when they are first put i'll a building, and be- fore they are Paid for.
 See the light oveTcoat. The Young Man Is wearing 1t in December. He has been saving up his money to buy Wheat. and cannot afford to get warm Coat. Some day, perhaps, he will Drop on himself
 The Dog and the Cat are fighting. Is this wrong? Yes, it is very wrong for the Dog and the Cat to fight, because they are not married When you grow up, children, you will see the point of this Lesson.
 What large Dogl He is going swiftly up the street. So IS a Tin Can. It IS tied to the Dogs tail. Will the Dog win the race? I should smile It is wrong to tie q Can on Dogs tail if the Owner { of the Dog catches you.
 See the Man. He Is holding on to | the Lamp Post. How the wind whistles | and blows. It Is very cold. The man Is | full as boiled owl. If he goes home | will his Wife greet him with a Kiss? ! No, but she will search his clothes for | his loose change and appear at the Mat | inee next Saturday. The Man knows | this and does not go home. He prefers the society of Lamp Post to that of his Wife. This man has great head.
 Here We have a Horse Race in Eng land. See the Horses run. What little speck is that on the Horizon towards which they are running? It IS an Amer Ican Horse.
 Mary is fixing her Bang Pretty soon her Beau will come and it will be rum- pied. Does her father know this? No, pr he would be wearing his bOx-toed Boot.
 Why does Lucy cry? It IS because ler cruel father will not buy her a Seal. 'kin Sacque. Pretty soon her Mother will come home, and she will get her ear Shifted, and then Lucy will cry on the Iquare.
 What a strong Gate. The Man who built it has five Daughters, all unmar- lied. Do you tumble, children?