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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-07
NERVE And BRAIN Diseases

nR. E. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
- Treatment, a specific for Hysteris, Dix.
illness, Commissions, Nervous Headache, Men.
tai Depression, Loss OF Memory, Premature
Old Age, caused by oVer-exertion, over-indul l.
gence, excuses or overwork Of the brain
which leads to Paralysis, decay and death.
One box will cure recent cases. Each box
contains one months treatment One dollar
a box, or six boxes for FIVE dollars; sent by
mail prepaid on receipt of price. We guarsn-
order received by US for six boxes, accom-
panied with FIVE dollars, we will send the
purchaser our written guarantee to return the
money if the treatment doe snot effect a cure.
u grantees issued only by q. G. NJ. 1. Drug
g, Salt LaAs City, Utah. Orders by mali
nol6
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HOUSE.

Washington, 6.-Page asked uuani-
nous consent ito introduce his Chinese
bill.
Springer objected and Page said he
would ask for consent to introduce the
bill until succefsful, if it took to the end
of the session.
The House went into committee on the
tariff commission bill.
KsssOn hoped to get vote early next
week,
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Nj Cliff HOUSE.
Plum urgensen, Mount Pleasant; D A
Sprinmer, Spanish Fork; VIM D Allin.
gville; g Austin and wife, Lehi; J
D Mscfsrland, Salt Creek; J Hillman, A
b ClineduisL, A w Krigbsum, Park
City; N Donnal, Hannibal, Mo; GO
Durnal and wife, Bingham.
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The Edmunds Bill Pamphlet.

Three thousand five hundred of
this little publication are being
given away by Barton & Co., 1886
First South street. Everybody
should call and get one, and at the
same time examine the mems
youths and boys clothing and over
alls that are being closed out at 75c.
on the dollar.
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NOTICE.

We have just received a large and
elegant assortment OF spring and
summer SuitingS, the latest novel
ties Of English, French and Ameri-
can manufacture. Prices T aSonable,
John Taylor. & Son, merchant tl:lnrs
1S7 Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-07
SPECIAL ADVERTISEMENT.
ROCK MASONS.

A number of good Rock Masons
wanted. Apply Immediately at
DeSeret NetCS Office.
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WANTED.

BY man and wife two furnished
rooms and board House where
there are no other hoard 4; pre-
ferred. Address. stating pric'.
s., Herald OhicP.
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LATEST TELEGRAMS.
XLVII CONGRESS.
REGULAR SESSION.
SENATE.

Washington. GA bill passed appro-
priating $4,000 for the immediate re-
lief Of Cheyennes aud Arrapahoes.
Farley introduced his sixteen year
Chinese bill.
Miller reported the original bill for the
ocean mail service between the United
States and foreign ports.
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Our assortment of
NOTICE

OFFICE OF The CRowN POINT
GOLD AND SILVER MINING Co.,
SQUIRES' BUILDING.
SALT LAKE CITY, April 3, 1882.
NOTICE is hereby given that at meet
IN ing OF the stockholders of the Crown
Point Gold and Silver Mining Compsny,
held this Sd day of April, 1882, there was
ordered to be levied ar assessment of one
cent per share on the stock of said COM
pany, to be paid within thirty days from
date Stockholders, govern yourselves
accordingly. Payment to be made at
this Office. ARTHUR STAYEER,
ans Secretary.
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WANTED.

SECUND HAND FURNITURE
bought and Sold on smallest mar
gin. J. z. S0REXSpT Il Co.,
Mai Street.
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ROTEL ARRIVALS:
April 6, 1882.


N Cliff HOUSE.
Plum urgensen, Mount Pleasant; D A
Sprinmer, Spanish Fork; VIM D Allin,
gville; g Austin and wife, Lehi; J
U NJ Mcfarland, Salt Creek; ] Hillman, A
b Clineduist, A w Krigbsum, Park
City; n Donnal, Hannibal, Mo; OO
Durnal and wife, Bingham.
WHITE HOUSE.
r Crosby and family, L S Osgood and
family, Bingham; NJ and 81 Klemans, 7
Cyran, w Williams and family, G At
kin and wife, Tooele; ] c Graham, W
Lewis and wife, Provo; A Uebel, 7 a.
Williams, Horn Silver; L johnson and
wife, B + Taylor, Mcknight, A Nc
Kendry, Jusb; Christisnsor, Nsyfeld;
r jacobson, Price River; Misses f and
Johnson, Frisco; o 9 Brown and wife.
S w Ross, J A Thomas, j B Gaddy, j J
Thomas, Lehi; Q Anderson, American
Fork; " and q Brown, Z Webster, P
Turgensoh. G Peterson, Ephraim; Il 81
Reed, w D Psrr, Harmony; n Packard
and daughter, Springville; A Chalmers
and wife, P GreRves, Nephi; j Baugh,
Evanston; L Cooper, E Walters, I Kerro,
j Murry, S NJ Jones, WellsYjlle,
VALLEY HOUSE.
N and b Ross, Ogden; G and J E
Wright, T J Lutz, Huntsville; w Has
lem, w h Vaughan, D and J Stod-
dsrd, Wellsville; T B GlsnYilIe, Price
River; @ Shelton and son. Heber City; A
Emerson, Gunnison; W Ross, Bingham;
Miss j Nelson, Bear River City; Ros-
kelly, Smithfeld; w f Rigbee, D Will
liams, Weber; J T Wright, Franklin, G
Turner. Morgan; Mrs Spicer, sister and
child, Msnti.
WALKER HOUSE.
10 Taylor, + Nais6itt. Saa Francisco:
W Dunn, Deer Lodge; F Reyes, Maaits:
w E Russell, Massachusetts; Mrs A J
Vanduzsl, Mrs A Dung. Mrs D B Hen
derson and two children, Dubuque, Ia;L
Ksbis, Cheyenne; W A Carter, Fort
Bridger; L w Phelsn and wife. NJ Thor
snham and three children. g A Hubbard.
Miss N Straight, T z Hick4. f Masow
and wife. Oxford Il: D E Branrow,
California; P Lackier, Frisco; S Maher,
E Stinsou, Miss NJ Bingham. Stephens
and 8ardie, Milford; W G Pavey. CP
Bailey, San Francisco; J o Psngbu-n.
Denver; w Il Leigh. Boise City; E N
Williams, COrinne; E Nicholson, Prove;
I DAILY, " n Bray, Butte City; r L
) ones. Pennsylvsnis; D Sewell, Chicago;
j DAYTON, Jefferson.
CONTINENTAL HOTEL.
E T Touslee, 6 j. Williams, Omaha;
L Leverich, w Mackey, Q Il Jones,
Park City; j II Brown, Echo; G W
Driver, Ogden; W Z Pike, W Turner,
Prove; II Savault, j Burns, Milford; A
Crockett, Logan; L q Wood, SPRING
vile; a B orris, J Anderson, Bingham;
J Harris, 6 and J Mason, s Grange and
wife, Miss II a Bissel, Miss n Nelson.
Springville; S w Worsly and son, J B
and J J Walton, W Lewis and wife, J
Young, D Barnett. Provo; s Stavens, J
A Stephens, D II Psery, n FL are, O
Z Middleton; Ogden; L W c-lrtlif.
Plain City; P Cardin, W Code. = Han
son, J Wilson and wife, II and g 5 Hav-
ball, T Turner, Logan; 2 Cilon, Vfr-
GINA; A Shelton, W and SCummings,
Miss Mcdonald, Hebe- CITY: o n
Lsgenquist aud wife, Fl ron: z Sharp
and wife, Smithfeld; W 81 Raymond,
Fillmore; III Stoddard an wife. Pam
ington; " Q Thsne and wife, Dacota,
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1882-05-06
An Ancient Aqueduct Reopened.

After u breach of l 500 years the aque-
duct built by the Emperor Augustus TO
supply Bologna with water has been re-
stored 10 use. Nineteen hundred years
ago the imperial engineers tapped the
Setta near its Junction with the Reno,
about eleven miles from Bologna, and
brought its water to the city through an
underground passage. They followed
the course of the Reno, tnnneling che
hills, sinking their worA beneath the beds
Of the precipitous torrents which rush
from the mountains into the river, and
bringing the waters 10 the gates Of the
city, where they We're divided, one por-
ton going to supply the public baths,
and the other probably destined for the
fountains of streets and public squares.
The work OF tunneiing and the mason
ry were 81 thoroughly well done that
both stcnework and patchwork are still
us solid as the rock Itself, the only con-
siderable breaks being where the turbu-
lent Reno had washed away with its
clayey banks several portions of the
aGueGuct, ur where the headlong tor
rents which rush down into it's stream
had excavated their own beds and car
RED away the artificial substructure.
The restoration Of this important work
is due chiefly to Count Gozzadiui, who
caused All accurate survey Of the aque-
duct to be made about twenty years
ago, and in 1864 publish1 d the results Of
the investigation in an elaborate me-
moir. Since then the work OF restor-
alton has been going on with II thorough
ness and Skill calculated to make the
new work rs enduring as the ole. The
aqneduct was originally made of bric1
and stone cemensed with lime end vol
canlc sand, and the unbroken portions
remained as hard as granite.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1882-05-06
What The Ancients Thought of the
Innn

Noon.
Nor is it to be marvcled az. when we
consider that this planet was tie most
! brilliant and ehange0ble, rs well az the
nearest and apparently largest celestial
| body that presented itself to their night
ly view, and that IN the clear. exquisite
| ether OF Arabian skies, and the calm
nights of India and Egypt, il shone
among the heavenly host with luster
| unknown to dwclleTs in the crowded cit
| les of u northern cline.
But the children of these tropic lands
Gid something more than gaze, speculate
and admire. With supreme patience
they reared lofty towers and grand pyra-
mids, ard invented instruments which
have led us step by step to the transit
instrument, the micrometer and the tel
escope Of to-day. a college OF astrono-
my was founded By the priesthood of
Egypt, the worship Of the moon growing
out vi their frequent use o. her pictured
Or carved image in making their meteor
illogical announcements 20 the people;
as, for instance, when the Nile was about
to overflow, warming herads were sent
through the streets hearing aloft thu ia
miliar symbols Of the river goddess and
a gilded figure OF the moon in the phase
it would present at the date Of the ex-
pected rising.
In the course of time, the signiica-
ton was forgotten, the symbol was
worshiped, and finally what it repre-
sented deified. The moon no longer APP
peared to the unlettered populace as
merely brilliant lamp suspended from
a revolving dome, and shining until ex-
tinguished by the waters of the ocean,
but now was looked upon with awe as a
region Of sublime mysteries.
This veneration of the moon gradually
spread with population to all parts of
the world. We have records of ancient
Chinese ceremonials, relics found among
Druidical remains in Western Europe,
accounts Of astronomical picture writ
ings OF religious character, and lunar
calendars of gold, silver and stone, dis
covered i'll ancient temple-ruins i'll Mexi-
co, Central and South America.
Among the buildings devoted to lunar
worship may be mentioned the wonder
full Temple OF Diana, ut Ephesus, built
at the combined expense of the nations
of Asia, and the magnificent mansion of
the moon, adjoining the Temple of the
gun, Ill cliCtCno Oli1CO blIlS
was in form q pyramidal pavilion, with
doors and Enclosures completely incrust-
ed with glittering silver. Within, on
the southern wall, was IL painting in
white, presenting the moon as a beauti-
full woman; On either side, along the
eastern and western walls, on massive
thrones OF silver, were seated the dead
Queens of Peru, embalmed and arrayed
III regal splendor.-Poputar Science
Monthly.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1882-05-06

An Alabama church has female pas.
tor. It's wise congregation that chooses
q preacher who can kiss all the females
OF the flock without creating scandal. -
Philadelphia Chronicle.
Mr.. Bright, on the authority Of the
London correspondent Of one OF the
Paris papers, is reported to have said
that alone among mankind the Ameri-
cans are in the habit Of signing their
names legibly. Surely the stoutest
Tory Squire will no longer wonder at
Mr.. Bright's love for the Yankees. To
sign ones name legibly is certainly,
after the various theological. moral and
domestic virtues, an Incompatible merit
When q man who through life has
signed his name legibly dies, the fact
ought to be recorded on his tombstone.
We should wxite: He was good
Christian Gather, husband, brother OF
son, as the case may be), and he signed
his name legibly." OF how many could
this be said truthfully ?-LOradca Truth.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1882-05-06
Use OF Opium in America.

It is estimated that the number of
opium consumers in this country has
doubled in the last four years, and that
they now use 100000 grains a year.
The import of opium last year was 140
per cent. in excess Of that In 1876, and
that year the import was 70 per cent.
greater than in 1867. Physicians, drug
gists and traders all report that the use
Of opium is largely on the increase, par
ticularly among women, who supply
four-ffths OF the victims Of opium. This
increase is not due to disuse of alco.
holic intoxicants, but is largely attribut-
ed to the growing use Of the hypodermic
syringe.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1882-05-06
Where the Letters Went.

Some years ago II great Tendon mer-
chant, who lived little way out of
town, frequently failed to get his letters.
Investigation showed that the postmen
often destroyed them rather than ascend
slight Hill to the merchants house. A
similar case occurred in Birmingham.
Edwin Parsons was charged with delay
ing 2,031 letters. Many contained
money, but none had been opened.
When he didn't feel like walk he some-
times suppressed whole delivery.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25
TELEGRAPHIC
The Iri.h.

London, 23-,Iohn Dillon, speaking Of
Mellow. said if sixty honest mem berI
we're returned to Parliament 10 support
Psrnell they would rerder the repression
of crime bill imperative. For every
man arrested urder the bill they would
waste two days in the House Of Com.
mons. " hen they were Hble to under
stand the workings Of land corporations
they would organize such machinery n
TO defeat it.
London, 24.-Psrnell anc other home
.ule mem befs Of Parliament lave formed
q committee Ia organize q public move
ent in Ireland with & view 10 counter
sC ting her lsbd corporations. Davit
mss consented to cooperate in thI
schema.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25

Washington, d. O., 23.-The Senate
bill 10 open for settlement = csrtsin pOr-
ton OF the Ute Indian reservation 10
colorado, which passed the House yes
ttrday and now awaits only the sigma.
turs of the President to become = law,
provides for the tsle OF these lands &C.
coIding 10 the usual terms regulating
the sale Of public lands, and settles the
utls 10 ali entries, settlements snd leca-
tlons eretofore made on those lands un.
der any law OF the United States, provid-
ding tost the rights Vt the person max.
irg them shall be in all respects thu
same ss If the land hsd been legally sub
Itct to their claims when Pretented.
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Capital Ohips.

Washington, Ex-senator Cameron,
Of Wisconsin, hiss reported from. the
committee on claims al amendment to
the sundry civil service bill to authorize
the cecretAry Of the treasury to adjust
and settle the claim Of Charles Murphy
fer material for the erection Of United
States appraiser stores ut San Fran
cisco, and sppropriating an amount fJr
this purpose not exceeding g. zoo.
. Alor 70 Bell, assistant secretary of the
interior, has resigned. Secretary Teller
has recommended the appointment OF
kerrick S. JOslyr, Of Illinois.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25
sick Horses.

Chicago, 23.-0rrin A. Hickok's cele-
brated trotter, "St. julian" has bad
leg. but is in care of a veterinary sur
Reon. 1t was by the lstter'S advice that
be was not started in the race with
"Trinket" last Thursday. The surgeon
expresses the belief that with let-up
from wook he will come around all right
in 8 abort time. There is little hope,
however, that he will be able to appear
in the great trottiDg Circuits.
saratogs, 22.-DWyer brothers' we'll
known race horse, ''kunnymeads, I"
broke down hepelesiIy in tender of TIE
hind leg.
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A Challenge.

Milwaukee, 23.-Join DOnsldson has
issued the following challenge: Il hereby
challenge any man in America, except
John l.. Sullivan, Tug Wilson pre-
fsrred, 10 fight me with or without gloves
FOR SIS, 900 side, the fight to take place
within 500 miies OF Milwaukee, and
within ak from the date the
articles are sRnsd." Mr.. Donaldson
will be remsm bered IS the man who
stood before SullivAn's sledge 1ammel
blows longer than any other man snc-
ceeded in doing, and possesses the con-
6dence of the sporting fraternity Of Mil.
waukee, who, It 10 understOod, are ready
With plenty Of money to back him,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25

New York, o Among the pAssen
gers whs arrived to-day, was j. n
Hsverly, who ssid to . reporter; II wal
called back by my business interests in
Colorado, those connected with mining
principally. They required my atten.
ton and 10 came" Late last evening
Raverly was given . seren8de at the
Fifth Avenue Hotel by members Of the
orehestrs Of his three theAtres. Haveriy
responded in q brief speech, and he, The
and several friends went in to
supper at the hotel.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25

PhiladelphiA, 2S.-Thrse ice houses, q
molssses warehouse, two lum Der yards, 9
row Of nine dwellings and sevsral tene-
nen:s we're burned this afternoon. The
loss is about $50, 900; insured.
Zanesville. o., BS.-The Brown manu-.
featuring eompany's works, buildings,
machinery sn6 materials burned THU
morning. Loss, SIPS, 900; insured for
"a, 900. Two hundred men are thrown
out of employment,
Bay City. Mich, 24.-Fire destroyed
$50, 600 worth Of property in the heart OF
the city yesterday; half insured.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25
CrimaInaIItIes.

Cleveland, -Wspskoneta special:
Sheriff Disroih arrived to-day with
Heinrich, defsu'ting ex-treasurer Of
Anglaise County, whom he captured in
Cheyenne. Heinrich entered into q re-
cognizsnce in the Gum of SIS, OOe to ap-
pear for trial. .....
Little Rock, 24.-J. E. kudd, substi-
tute route agent. for robbing the mail.
was arrested and confessed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25
CHINESE Transit

Washington, 24.-In the Senate, to-
Day, Logan asked leave to have his bill
constituting the law 80 as to allow Chinese
laborers to pass through the United
States, en- route for China, referred r
the judiciary COMMITTEES The chair 70
marked that the senator from Csliforp
(Miller) intended to debate the propor
reference, and Logan withdrew his
0Dpsf
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25
A Scuttled Schooner.

Calais, Me-, 23.-CaptsiR MALI
the East Port fishing schooner Jch, Of
teIegraphs from Annapolis 4bigoR,
schooner Aoundered il the Bay hat the
on Friday night The crev oiFundy
Within . few days the owl IL safe.
the Schooner Was in Digby,S Isrs heard
tain selling the cargo. The Ad the cap
pect the schooner was pu owners sus-
tied. rpossly scut-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-25

rs TRULY WONDERFUL


- what improvement now exist
oznpared with railway travel
q few years ago. To become
- dyinced Of this, one has only to
kect for his route, East, the popular
nd well known
CHICAGO 4 NORTHWESTERN By.
You are landed hy the Union Pacific
Railroad In the Union Depot al
Council Bluffs, where stands the @
q NV. Palace Train, composed OF
Pullman Hotel Cars, Pullman Sleep
Ing Cars, Elegant Day Coaches
Smoking, Baggage, Postal Cars, etc,
ready TO convey It's passengers
through Iowa and Illinois, and into
Chicago. Gliding smoothly along
ever the superb track Of steel rail
through thrfvi ng cities and villages,
6omfoftably sea ted III this train, one
scarcely discover the high rate Of
speed which he is riding. Trains Of
this road are always on time, con-
hectionS sure, and passengers seek
Ing pleasure. com oft, safety and
easy In travelling, WIN find the
ENorth.W eefern" in excess Of their
expectatiorB, and the greatest Of al
routes % Chicago and the East. In
SiEt noon 4iNket Agents selling YOU
Tickets Ga khis Road T; 81 agents sell
Ihem. Examine your Tickets end -.
mss to BuS Il they do not Rad over
Ehis Road. II y0n wish the Best
travelling Accommodations you
VII buy your Tickets by tbs R0ute,
WAND WILL TAKE No
PHER
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Produce

Chicago, 24.-WheG
below 81 for first Tin i lower, selling
regular, 1041< July, Q In over O year:
tsnber s5year spring s9N August Sep
10s%; corn, weak, 70 12o cash No. 2 red.
ust, q Sept; pork wer. " cash, SO Aug.
:. " September; lower, 2O971< cash.
12GJh cash, Sep lard, weak, lower,
tsmber.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-12-15
The Faith Cure Closed.

Buffalo society is greatly exercised
over the closing of the noted Faith
Cure. conducted the past year by Miss
Carrie Judd, on account of financial
disability. This institution was based
upon religious credulity. Miss Judd
opened 1t, according to the common
statement, after having been miracu-
lonsly cured off chronic ailment by
means of faith and prayer. The fact
of the failure comes to the public
through Mrs. Wright and her daugh-
ter Efile, of Olean. The daughter has
for several years been afflicted with q
spinal complaint, and her friends in.
duced her to go TO the Faith Cure. She
says that she was prayed for unceasing.
ly and had her head anointed regular.
ly with olive oil, despite which her
back continued TO grow worse. Her
mother says that they were turned out
OF the institution in very unceremoni.
ous way, after wasting a great deal Of
time and money with the Judds. There
is no doubt about the sincerity of Miss
Judd, and few believe that she misused
the Wrights. Many of the best citizens
of Buffalo have patronized Miss Judd
and churches generally endorse hei
work.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-12-15
A Commercial Traveller in Peril,

A Chicago drummer, having hired
horse and wagon, and taken a ride OF
ten miles over horrible highway in
Wisconsin, TO work up trade with a
new dealer, reached the four corners
to find the store closed. The proprie-
tor was on the outside of the door
with an axe, and his wife was inside
with an old shot gun.
81 represent the wholesale honse of
So and So, Chicago" says the traveller
as he drove up.
YES" replied the merchant, as he
leaned on his axe.
Sand I'd like to show you some
samples and take your ORDER.
care you in hurry~
"Well, no."
"Then you'd better hitch to the fence
over there, and wait around a SPELL
"What's the row here?'
"Nothing very mnch. The old
wnman's inside and Pm out here. It's
been that way for the last three hours,
but the climax is coming. She hain't
got morn 'nuff powder for one more
shot, and as soon as she fires that
we'll find out who runs this business.
If do I'll give you an order; II she
does you'd better be ready TO skip,
for she's determined to go out of the
mercantile business and make a trip TO
Europe with lightning-rod man"
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-12-15
Not at Home.

"There is ayoung man in the parlor
wishes TO see you, miss" remarked the
hall door attendant.
"pid he bring anything with him ;
any box or parcelP"
"Only cane, miss"
"Did his coat tails rattle when he
walked, as If there was package OF
candy in the pocketsP"
"Nothing OF the sort, miss"
"Then tell him Pve gone to visit sick
friend aud won't be homo for week.
returned the fair girl falling back in
TO horizontal position and resuming
her perusal of "Truth Stranger than
Fiction; or The Liar Unmasked."--
Brooklyn Eagle.