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Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
TUESDAY, MAY 30, 1882.
Massey Goes to Front Royal,
And Kneels for Lord Low
ell to Rebaptizs Him in
to The Bourbon
Party.

Parsm Massey commenced ut the
Jorusulcm Of Fundcrism last Monday Ia
preach his gospel Of revenge against i,
adjustment. No place 40 we'll suited ~
Front Royal, lnWNrren County. ltis tie
home Of Lord Lowell, who, got his COM
mttcc of ~, In 1870 to read Mr.. Massey
Out Of the "DCmocratlc'h party. Last
Monday he went To Front Royal to see
Lord Lowell who after putting his hand
0n his head aud annoluting him with the
precious oil Of Fmidcllsm, has now m-
ken The slippery parson bact into thi
old party again. front Royal Is an
cnsy place IN which 10 afr ones treason Ia
the Itcatjnstcr party. II Ia u good place
20 bc "clnppcd" for roundly abusing
lilly Malone. No people hate him
more than do the people Of Front Roy
all. II wae Malone who blasted their
hopes Of riding FOR ever the people OF
Virginia, II was Malone who broke
the back Of The fundcr Snake that Front
Royal had helped to nurse. The pOrson
got hls crowd, But before he opened,
Rlddlcbergcr dropped down on the town
from some pOsslng licadiuetcr balloon,
aud Front Royal and Massey were
amazed. Something had TO be done,
To turn Rlddlcbcgcr loose after Massey
would be 10 break this divine Fundci
slate. so the parson after knecllng be-
fore Lord Lowell aud receiving absou-
tloh for hls Mozart Hall ticson, mount
ed the stand aud spoke gnW nioht--Spokc
fur hours aud a half. Bi1 Rlddlcbcr-
scr had friends aud The crowd remained
for hla reply which had TO be made NJ,
tr night,
Masscy became there The champion OF
the Confederate SoldIerl oh go Gods
lie denounced Malone IA being false 10
Confederate Soldiers IN general which oI
course means Massey aud 'fcbbs. Thrst
two men OF course typiiy the Soldier
onc fought on the carpet Of Tho Conrcd'
crate tcnnic and The other In the pulpit
Willie Malone took the crater
Now gol Mr.. Massey with Lord
Lovcl's blcsslng on your head. Many
Fundcr will follow your banner, and
many one Will not. You voted In ~
for thc Infamous dollar.pass TO the bal
lot box. This aided you muchly IN got.
thug back into fundciisnL YOU mr.,
jrnonncing Malone aud tho Wig
This wlllald You IN staying there Yor
nrc uOonicd aud rubbed aud salcd nnt
bcdlcd, By every fundcr paper IN Va
This viii Insure YOU the anlngoulsm o.
every llcadinslcr IN Nligluin. Nol
dcnounce Arthuf's friendly Admlnlstra
ton, because Il does not promote Dour
bonlsni Right From Your sian,
pulni. This indicates that Virginia VII
endorse Il overwhelmingly.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
ADVICE TO CONsUMPrIyEs

On the appearance Of the first sym.
toms-as general debility, loss of appel
ite, pallor, chilly sensations, followed by
night-sweats and cough-prompt meas
urcs for relief should be taken. Con
sumption is scrofulous disease of the
lungs Therefore use the great anti-scro-
fula, or blood-purifier and strength-re-
storcr,-Dr. Pierces "Golden Medical
Discovery" Superior to Cod liver oil as
n nutritive, and unsurpassed us II pector-
al. For weak lungs, splitting of blood,
and kindred affections, it has no equal.
Sold by druggists the world over. For
DR.. Pierce's phamphlet on Consumption,
send two stampsto WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

Sullivan County Democrats arc to
have a meeting At Blountville Court,
June sth. The purpose sto elect del
cgates to a State Convention at Nash.
Vile, June 10th, to nominate cand.
date for Governor, and also to elect a
new County Executive Committee, to
serve until 1884.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
Gov. Cameron, Of Virginia,
Visits Washington and
Calls Upon the Pow
ors Behind the
Throne.
lIEis ACCOMPANIED ny MALONE
AND RIDpLEBERGER.

We copy from tho Dispatch Of the 10th
the following sent by It's Washington
correspondent.
WASHINGTON, May l5.--rhe corre-
,pOndent Of the Boston Herald sends the
following dispatch Tonight to that jour
nal. On Saturday last Governor Came
ron, Of Virginia, who has been here for
some days, accompanied by Senators
Malone and Rid,Ileberger, called at the
Navy Department, the Mecca nowadays
Of all southern Administration men,
Gen, Malone presented Messrs. Came
ron and Rlddlebcrger to Secretary Chan
tller, who received them with his usual
cordially. lie commented joculnrly
upon Governor Camcron's boylsh mp
pearnnco, but turned the remark on
gracefully when Cameron responded.
VI may be boylsh-lOoking, Mr.. sccreta-
ry, but the man who picks me up for u
boy will drop me quick" The Cover
nor proceeded TO say, In plain terms,
that Nv tho representative Of one Of the
parties to a coalition based on bargain,
he had come TO Washington TO fnd ont
whether the other party proposed 10 cnr-
W out lta half Of the bargain. "We
III Virginia." he said, "hayo done our
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

And 80 the Fundcr telegram says
passin Massey, Ut Front Royal, ode.
nounced the attempt TO fcapportion the
., state 20 as to send clght members OF
"Congrcpa pledged 10 support Arthur's
~ Administration and claimed II wns q
violation Of the pledge Of the Readlus-
it ter State Convention Tint made Came
% ron and Hlddleberger electors NJ large
''on the Hancock ticket"
oh, indeedl why passin That wNs
In 1850. And didn't you IN June 1881
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

pcared in the stairway leading up TO the
office of the (untruc) News. You should
haye witnessed the bland longfacedness
of the future Un Il horn Governor. No
gorgeous boquct in the lapel Of his coal, 4,
no trumpet tones reading the Blair sian
0er--silcntly and alone like "thc Arabs, !"
(well you know the rost.) For the edi-
tication of those old men Of Wise Co.,
that Findley Harris "saw weeping"
though they hare not get been C0HRd, |
will only give them II little Parody for
their consolation.
Weep on yc old men weep;
Your hopes are hushed in one cold
grave;
In Joi'tlan's stream your Governor sleeps;
And Daniel rests beneath the wave
Mr.. Editor rs wrote Inst fall, "Read-
justment had past out Of the arena OF
theory and had entered on the field of
Practice. and their future success would
depend on tie record of deeds, they
would make, I'm this they have not tniled
to build wide and deep their snperstruc-
turc are the everlasting rock OF public
approval. Though few important
measures have been left und0ne. But
only by Funder and reasonable OPPOSE
ton, did they fail to complete their mis-
sion. When the people find ont fully
the great Importance Of the "Commis-
soncrs Bill, they will send them back,
again il for no other purpose but to pass
It, Then the people of the State viii
not have to spend all their time "going
to court, and the endless and intermira-
bile litigation will end, that has made
Virginia the by-word OF other States, as
This State of endless Law"
Respectfully,
ID. 5. HALE.
Estillville, May l7tb, 1882.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
ANSWER THIS.
G.. II. w. ARM Els,
Secretary.

Can YOU find case of Brlght's Dis
ease of Kidneys, Diabetes, Urinary on
Liver Complaints that is durable, that
Hop Bittcrs has not or cannot cure
Ask your ncighbols If they can.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

Wasie no tlmo delays have dangerous
cnds lfn member " Your fnmlly ls
suffering With D light cough or cold,
don't walt until II develops Itself hio
consumption, hni procure NJ once q bot.
iln " pi HILLS Cough Strnr and cure
thnl cough.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
is everywhere acknowledged to be the
standard remedy for female complaints
and weakness. 1t is sold by druggists
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
Manifold, Ohio, Nov. as. 1881.

hlanshcldI OhioI NOV. 20, 1881.
Centemen:-Ihave suffered with
PAIN In my side and back, and great
soreness on my breast, with shoot.
ing pains all through my body, at.
tepded with great weakness, depres-
sion OF spirits, and loss Of appe-
tite, / have taken several different
medicines, and was treated by prom
inent physicians for my liver, kid
neys. and spleen, but ! got no relief.
j thought | woulS try Browns Iron
Bitters | have now taken one bottle
and a half and am about vrll-pain
In side and back all gone--soreness
all out Of my breast, and have a
good appetite, aud am gaining in
strength and heSh. ltcan justly be
called the King e( mraieiHSS,
JonN l.. ALLENDER.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

BRowN's IRON BITTERs is
composed oflron in soluble
form; Cinchona the great
tonic, together with other
standard remedies, making
a remarkable non-alcoholic
tonic, which will cure Dys-
pcpsia, Indigestion, Malaria,
Weakness, and relieve all
Lung and Kidney diseases.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

Who would have thunk it? Parson
Massey and Lord Lowell spooning in the
same bed
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

The Bill to settle the Tennessee
Debt, or rather to Wsetlle it, at 90 per
cent, Of principal with interest for two
years each at 3, 4 and S per cent and
for ~ years at Q per cent. has passed
the Senate and has already passed one
reading in the House In the Senate
1t passed It's third reading by r4to II.
On what is called ilaMegst reading in
the House (but we presume really It's
second rcading) the vote stood A to
ss. The Nashville dmcyitdB insinu.
tes that there are Democrats" in the
Legislature who wear the Butler Bell.
The reference Is Of course to X. X.
Butler. Ish dot SOP Democrats wear
ing Republican Bell1 We had been
led to believe that only Virginia Dem.
ocrats did that thing. But Il seems TO
have been another little mistake Of
some Of our Tennessee Newspaper
men.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
Experience the Best Guide.

The reason why women everywhere
used Parker's Ginger Tonic is, because
they have learned 10y experience The
best guide that this excellent medi-
cine overcomes dependency periodi-
cal headache indigestion, pain In the
back and kidneys. and other troubles
Of the sex - Home Journal,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
(CoMMUNICATED.,

comparisons aud
q GUw prOph-
ecies nna-
lyzed.
M. Editor; have Just returned
from LynChburg. The last time before
this that | was ~ that place was last fall
previous to the election. Then rumors
were ripe up there amongst our Fundor
friends, that "they were going TO sweep
In perfect tidal wave the whole South
West" A great Revolution was going
on. "0ld men M they were grusping the
hand of the future Governor of Virgin
Ia, - were Shedding tears rs they were re-
tirlng to the allegiance Of the old honest
Democratic party, while the said Cover
nor IN cpbrio, was reading the Blair for
gcrcs, that were destined TO turn all
"truc Democrats, face to The rear, butas
wrote TO your paper II was all stun,
not n word of II the truth, us the Novcm-
Der record has shown.
But still, soon as arrived In the city
of the Weed, found the samc clash go-
ing on yet. "a terrible split I'M the
ReadIuslcr ranks In the South-West--
The Revolution IN the 9th District &c.
&C.n
AT this end we fluid them saying,
"Grcat changes In the Valley--l'lde-
water and Piedmont all right &C." Mr..
Editor you can only have contempt, for
all this, but as for me ! have klnd of
feeling mingled with pity, contempt aud
disgust. There will have TO be u new
word coined to express II.
had n room opposite the News office.
Oh Main st., as The News Is buglenan
for The Fundcrs; | thought | would
watch for some sign indicative of life.
The first thing noticeable was n To-
bacconist just Under the News bringing
out dummy, consisting Of stand aud
plaster cast Of n Bull dog, impudciit
enough looking but dead as the FHndg
PARTY. The thing seemed to beslooking
up at me--Sald to myself "a Fundcr
certain. The next thing the man took a
chain that was on his dogshlp md fas-
tened II TO n staple In tho wall--Just q
NJ resemblance TO the Funder party de-
fta,ed hopes, aud chained impotence.
Then Ia this panorama the venerable
John ". Daniel drove up, tnd dlsap-
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23
SEEK

health and avoid sickness.
Instead Of feeling tired and
worn out, instead Of aches
and pains, wouldn't you
rather feel fresh and strong1
You can continue feeling
miserable and good for no.
thing, and no one but your
self can find fault, but if you
are tired of that kind oflife,
you can change it if you
choose.
Howa By getting one
bottle Of Brown IRON BIT-
TIERS, and taking it regularly
according to directions.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

The only scientific Iron Medicine that
does not produce headache, &C., but
gives to the system all the benefits of
iron without It's bad effects, Is Browns
Iron Bitters.
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-05-23

Estllville, May l7lb, 1882.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
BEL AIR, Md, APRIL IL, 1889.
5Nisccllanen1ts.
They Were all Poor BOYS.

An exchange culls the following historical
facts, which should encourage every young
man struggling under discouragements and
poverty:
John Adams, second President, was the
son of Il farmer of very moderate means
The only start he had was good education.
Andrew Jackson was born in a log hut in
North Carolina, and was raised in the pine
woods, for which the State is famous.
james Il. Polk spent the earlier years of
his life helping to dig living out of a new
farm in North Carolina He was afterwards
Il clerk in n country store.
Willard Fillmore was the son of a New
York farmer and his house Il very humble
one He learned the business of clothier.
James Buchanan was born in a small town
in the Allegany mountains. His father cut
the logs and built his own house in what was
then wilderness.
Abraham Lincoln was the son of very
poor Kentucky farmer and lived in n log cab
in and Until he was 81 years old
Andrew johnson was apprenticed to II
tailor at the age of 10 years by his widowed
mother. He was never able to attend school,
and picked up all the education he ever got.
General Grant lived the life of n common
boy in n common house on the banks of the
Ohio River until he was l, years of age.
James 4. Garfield was born in log cabin.
He worked on the farm from the time he was
strong enough to use carpenter tools, when
he learned the trade. He afterwards worked
on the canal.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
r r. a z E RS
Patent Combined Boiler and Process Kettle

For Processing all kinds of Canned Goods, FIR
| Offer the above Combined Boiler and Process
Kettle, feeling confident that its merits will he
fully appreciated and acknowledged by the pack
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Since last season have made considerable i'm
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lsOlicit inspection, feeling assured that its many
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9TH Shortness of time required TO Process all
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6th-NO bursting of cans, as the pressure Is equal
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Ith-All kinds of vegetables, fruits. meats and
fish can he prOcesscd in the same Kettle. without
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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

Lord Byron. in reference to beautiful lady.
wrote 10 frend-"Lahy - has been danger
ously i'll, but now she is dangerously well again.
American bellies, when attacked by any of the
Ills that flesh Is heir to, may he kept GH,n9 and
avoid being killed by taking DIR. X. V. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" which hanshes feminine
weaknesses, and restores the bloom of health
BY all druggistS
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
Food for Young and old.

Food and medicine for young and old, prepare,
tciMOW fermentation. from Canadian Barley Malt
Hops. Quininp Bark. etc. Malt Ritters are war
ranted more Nourishing, Strengthening, Vitaliz
ing and Purifying, by reason of their richness il
Bone and Mucle Producing Material than al
other forms Of malt or medicine. while free from
the objections urged against malt liquors.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

Morse, who invented the telegraph, and
Bell, the inventor of the telephone, both had
deaf mute wives. Little comment is ncccs.
sary, but just see what - man can do when
everything is quiet.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
---~N~ -
Given mn nv Doctors.

AS il possible that Mr. Godfrey is up and A.
work, and cured by so simple remedy"
81 assure you il is true that he is entirely cured.
and with nothing but Hop Bitters; and only ten
days ago his doctors gave him up and said hr
must die"
"Well-a-day! That is remarkable | win 60
this day and get some for nv poor GEORGE
know hops are good" -S0ism POST
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

Tine difference between having tooth
properly drawn by n dentist, and having il
knocked out by Il fall On the pavement is
only slight dstnction-onr is dental and
the other accidental
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

"A young widow was asked why she was
going to wed so soon after the death Of her
first husband oh. az said she, 81 do it 10
prevent fretting myselfto death On account
of dear Tom ="
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
When a nun comes ont in Il

When nun comes out in II crowd, and
says he will not run for Office, he reminds
one very much Of that other man who pinned
a temperance pledge on his coat, so that some
one would ask him 10 drink under the mis-.
taken impression that he would refuse.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

when | publicly testified that had been
cured of a terrible skin humor by the Cuticura
Remedies, | did so that Others might be cured,
quires. Hon. VIM. Taylor, Boston.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

Empty is the Cradle, Baby is Cone" and all
on account of the horrible worms with which all
children are more or less infested. A few doses
of EARLY Bird Vermfuge" would undoubtedly
have been the means of restoring baby to health.
by destroying the miserable varmnts. Price 25
keepers.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

Catarrh.-Rclief in five minutes in every case:
gratifying, wholesome relief beyond a money
value Cure begins from first application. and is
rapid. radical and permanent. Ask for Sanford :
Radical Cure. Complete for 81.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

1t is carrying things little too far when
q bald headed man attempts to cover the top
of his head with hair grown away down on
the side of his neck
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

And then a coffin they carried me of in "
This will not I've your epitoph il you take your
cough and nr K. " Pierce's "GOldeu Medical
Discovery in time. 1t is specific for weak lungs.
shifting of blood. nightsweats. and the early
stages of consumption. Bv all druggists
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

A patent has been taken out for clean,
ing fish by giving them snuff, when they
sneeze their scales off.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

"A great many men are like horse
they are always on the go but never get
ahead.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
Throat, Bronchial and Lung Dis
eases

a suecialty. Send two stamps for large treatise
giving self treatment. Address Worlds Dispcn-
sary Medical Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
Boilers and all kinds of Process Kettles.
Steam Box Doors. Patent Oyster Cars.
Oyster Measuring Buckets, Crane
Fixtures and Gamers Outfits
always on hand.

CAGTIOS.-I hereby notify the public that
anyone making, or causing to be made, any COM
hination Boiler and Process Kettle, or using any
other than those manufactured by me, will be
II prosecuted to the utmost extent of the law.
Any infringement upon my Patent Oyster Cars
and Oyster Measuring Buckets will be dealt with
according to law.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14
w M. E H r H A r T
3 II G X Nj a ker,
Brick Layer and Stone Mason.

Having a thorough practical knowledge of the
above branches offer my services to the public
guaranteeing to give satisfaction. contracts made
for erecting foundations, Brick and Stone Build
ings, Sidewalks, &c.
Orders may be LETT at The .tyis office or address
ed to me ut the postOilicC, Rel Air. 25mhly
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

lit, Oysters, Meats, &C., &C. pat. June IS, 1871
Parties contemplating going into the Canning
Business will best consult their own interests by
giving me a call before purchasing elsewhere.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-04-14

REFERENcEs.-Me ssrs. D. D. Mallory & Co.. B..
Kegan. Il. G. Quincy. F. II. Steward, C. Bagshaw
and Il. Comeges, Baltimore, Md; II. a. Osborn,
G; NJ. Osborn and Bryant Bros Havre de GRACE,
John Dieter, Magnolia Hartford Coz d. Hanway,
Creswell, Hartford Co; U. johnson, Hickory,
Hartford Co: j. A. Coale. Rel Air, Md; G. Fell &
Sons, Kinks Mills, Pa; j. Treat PASSPORT Maine ;
Stnmn 4 Sinnlifnrd, Enpnr Enlls. Nd.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-03-01

lost ON THE ROUTE FROM
Ii DeLand to the river landing, large
sun umbrella or parasol-black silk. Will
the finder leave it at this office and be
thanked. 1913