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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17
MOTHERS. MOTHERsl MOTHERS

MOTHERS! MOTHERSl MOTHERS!
Are you disturbed at night and broken of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with
the excruciating pain Of cutting teeth? If so.
go at once and get bottle of MRS. WINS
LOWS SOOTHING SYRUP. 1t will relieve the
poor little sufferer immediately-depend upon
1t; there is no mistake about it. There is not a
mother on earth who has ever used it, who will
not tell you at once that it will regulate the
bowels, and give rest to the mother, and relief
and health to the child, operating like magic.
1t is perfectly safe to use in all cases and pleas
ant to tho taste, and is the prescription OF one
of the oldest and best female physicians and
nurses In the United States. Sold everywhere,
25 cents 9 bottle dec-l6-8S
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

Heart disease" said Jennie, as he
assisted Patrick to up-end barrel of
cement, ''heart disease is one of the
worst of diseases. Some people nivir
know they have it till they dhrop down
dead" ''Thrue for you, Jennie" re-
piled Patrick; land those people who
know they have it have to be meighty
careful wild themselves. l know man
wonst that had il, and he was always
obliged TO dhrop work about five min
utes before he felt it coming on"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

IT is now fashionable for ladies to be
square shouldered. Of course very few
ladies are square shouldered now a-days,
but the art of the dressmaker here shows
up to good advantage. All dressmaker
needs is something that can walk; the
rest may be artificial.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

A Boston newspaper man, who writes
as II he was narrating bit of personal
experience. says: IF Q man wants to
enjoy all the rigors of an Arctic expedi-
ton this summer. all he has to do is to
n. ut on bis buster and an old soft felt
hat. and ms. drop In on . neighbor in q
Jolly. informal sort o. style. just As tea
Is announced, when the neignpo.
very select company invited. He WON'T
&c. warm until some time along in Au.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

Mrs. JESSE JAMES has sent to Phila-
delphia gentleman, Mr.. Charles Dovey,
watch stolen from him by her husband
two years ago in Kentucky. Mr.. Dovey
did not know Mr.. James at the time, but
recognized his portrait in the rogues'
gallery afterward as that of the gentle
man who led the party who asked him
for the time O. day on that occasion.
Mrs. James requested receipt for the
watch, and one was sent her.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

Do Nor Be DECEIVED. these times
of quack medicine advertisements every
where, it is truly gratifying to find one
remedy that is worthy of praise. and
which really does as recommended.
Electric Bitters we can vouch for as be-
ing true and reliable remedy, and one
that will do as recommended. They in
variably cure Stomach and Liver Com
plants, Diseases of the Kidneys and
Urinary difficulties. We know whereof
we speak, and can readily say, give them
trial. Sold at fifty cents bottle, by
Robinson and Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

---nan physician says that the
A 1e. sS~tian IF moruh;na -
hypodermic ln,~~. --'.siae use
the most dangerous and el,s...
OF opium. and that about 10, 600 persons
IN, IN Germany are addicted to the prao-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

MARR-Who had that little lamb
Had teeth rs white as snow;
She always brushed them twice day
With "TEABERRY" you know.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

| PAID THE LAWYERS BML.-A Detroit
lawyer took in new boy the other day,
and as he had Suffered to some extent
from the depredations of the former one,
he decided to try the new lads honesty
at once. He therefore placed s15 in
bills under weight on his desk and
walked out without word. Upon his
return, half an hour later, the bills were
gone and seventy-five cents in silver had
taken their place.
"Boyl when I stepped out to get a
draft on London. / left SIS under this
weight"
'Yes sir"
Sand now I find only seventy-five
cents?''
Eyes, sir, but you see you hadn't
been gone five minutes when a man
came in with bill against you of ga
%, and paid it. guess the change is
correct"
"You- you paid billi"
Yes, sir; there it is, all receipted. The
man said it had slipped your mind for
the last four years, and So"
He didn't get any further before he
was rushed for the stairs, and he isn't
| in the law-business any more.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

A ceremony is the invention of wise
men to keep fools at distance, so good
breeding is an expedient to make fools
and wise men equal.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

The Omaha Republican thinks that as
the Sultan has politely presented General
Wallace with Turkish girl, the Presi
dent cannot do less than return the com
pliment by presenting the Sultan's re-
preventative at Washington with DR..
Mary Walker.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

TIE great sympathetic and muscular
system, on which full and healthful de-
-.Seplsnt depends, kept from growing
lsAstiiss ~ assiing Browns
habby anu -
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

THE Prince of Wales is said to be
So, 900, 900 in debt, Notwithstanding his
immense income.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

HEADACHE-Particula is removed
and permanently cured with Zopesa.
Try 10 cent sample. 1t regulates the
Stomach and Liver.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

Mrs. RACHAEL MARTIN, of Troy, n. Y,
writes: 81 have been widow eighteen
years. From overwork and the cares of
large family, 1 have for many years
been ailipg from rheumatic pains and
severe Indigestion. Oils and iniments
only eased my pain. l took many re-
NEEDLES internally, hoping to find per-
manent relief. My next door neighbor,
Mrs. Perry, told me TO try Browns Iron
Bitters, and that it had cured her of
dyspepsia, irregularities, etc. l did SO,
and have not suffered an ache or pain
since using the first bottle, nor has
Indigestion troubled me.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

SEVERAL foundation walls of the
north extension of the state capitol have
been completed, and the masonry on the
south extension has been commenced.
The work is being pushed with as much
rapidity AZ Pessihls-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

MIR. Darwin's will disposes of prom
cry amounting to $3.50, 600.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-08-17

Don't you think have a good facs
for the stage?" asked a young lady with
histrionic aspirations. 81 don't know
about the stage" replied her gallant
companion, ''but you have lovely face
for 'busr'
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RECIPES.

TOMATO SALAD.-Take the skin, juice and |
remains with celery, and add dressing
made of two hard boiled eggs, rubbed
fine and smooth, one saltspoon of English
mustard, the yolk of one raw egg beaten N
to the other. Add very best sulid oil, pour
ed in by very small quantities, and beat, n
as long as the mixture continues TO thicken,
then add vinegar till as thin as desired. If
not hot enough with mustard, add little
cayenne pepper.
OATMEAL PoGRIDGE.-0aimeal porr1ge
is excellent il made in this way Soak two
cups of oatmeal all night IN waters in the
morning strain it and let it boil brskly for
half an hour; then add about two cups OF
milk and salt to your taste, let this boil up
once or twice, sweeten or not as the patient
may prefer. This can be assimilated by
very weak stomach and is not only refresh
ing but nurishing. When straining the
oatmeal before cooking, rub it in the sieve
with spoon, SO that all the soft part will
| be saved.
PREsIDENT's PuDDING.-Cut some slices of
stale bread and DIP each one in a custard
made thus Beat up one egg with wine
glass full Of milk and one half ounce Of
powdered sugar, fry the bread quickly IN
butter, pile on dish with LAYERS of jam le-
tween the slices, pour a thin boiled custard
over, sift some sugar, then serve.
HAM BALLs.-Chop fine cold cooked ham
and an egg for each person, a little -four,
beat together, make into balls and fry IN
hot butter.
Cur CAEE-one cup OF white sugar, one
halt cup of butter, two eggs, two cups Of
-four, one teaspoonful cream tartar, halt
teaspoonlui soda, half cup Of milk. Beat
the butter and sugar together and the eggs
separately.
FRIrTERs.- One pint of milk, one egg
well beaten, -four to make rather a stiff bat
ter, before dropping into the boiling lard
add one teasPoonrul of baking powder. May
be varied by adding sliced applies
STEwED MAoARoSI.-B Break the mararont
into pieces an inch long, throw them int,
boiling water. Boil hall an hour and drain
Put into a stew pan pint OF cream, al
. ounce Of butter, one well beaten egg, peppe
, and salt. Stir over a clear lire till it thick
l ems, but do not boil. Add the macaruui
: boil five minutes, toss in winegllssiul o
I Madeira, and serve hot.
, FRUIT CAKE. One pound brown sugar
one of butter, ten eggs, one of flour, two q
l. raislns and two OF eurrants, half pound O
I. citron, a nutmeg. tablespoonful Of cloves
- one of allsPice, half pint of brandy, tw
% teaspoo Aful baking powder, after bakin
lt pour over cake halfpint Of wine.
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HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Paint should be vanished because it is
then more easily cleaned
"A bit Of glue dissolved in skim milk
and water will restore old craze.
-Tepid water is produced by combin
ing two thirds cold and one third boiling
water.
A solution Of cyanide Of potassium is
the best poisons tu kill insects of any kind.
No person in health should drink more
than from two to three pints of and kind of
liquid daily.
"A mixture Of oil and ink ia good t j.
clean kid boots with the first softens and
the latter batkens them.
-Carelessness in changing the under
clothing at night accounts for the coarse
complexion Of many girls.
-Sprigs of wintergreen or ground ivy
will nrive away red ants; branches of worm
wood will serve the same purpose Tor black
ants.
To make macaroni tender, put il in
cold water and bring it to a boil. it will
then be much more tender than if put in
hot water or stewed in milk.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09
HAY FAYar.

For Hay Fever recommend Ely's Cream
Balm. II entirely relieved me from the
first application have been sufferer for
ten years. Going from home and neglect
ing 10 take the remedy, had an attack !;
alter returning Immediately resnrted To it,,
and found instant relief. believe, had
begun its use earlier, should not have
been. troubled. j Collyer, Clerk, lis Broad
ST., Eliza beth, N. j.
Messrs. White & Burlick, Druggists. Ith
aca, n. Y.-l recommend Ia those suffering
las have brem) with Hay Fever, tn use
Ely's Cream Balm. have tried Eearly all
the Remedies, aud give this decided pre-,
ference aver them all, 1t has given me I'M
mediate relief C.. r, Stephens, Hardware
Merchant, Ithaca, n. Y. Price 80 rts.
Apply into nustrls with little finger.
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COLUMN.
FARM NOTES.

Method and system pay on the farm.
Pain; and repair tools, etc, ON rainy
days.
Too much drying impalrs the feeding
quality oil the hay.
Potash, nitrogen and phosphoric acid
are the three great fertilizers.
The use of salicylc acid for the prescr-
vaton Of food has been prohibited by the
French government as injurious.
Charcoal and sulphur are excellent in
gradients to mix occasionally with fowl
feed, but the latter should be used with
discretion.
1t is idle to attempt to breed chickens
from inferior stock, no matter what the
kind Of fowl may be that is chosen to begin
with.
Now is the time TO destroy weeds on
the farm and prevent their going to seed.
Instead of throwing them in the highway
pile them up and burn them.
Every farmer or teamstor thould ex-
anime his team and harness often to see
that no part OF it chafes or rubs the skin of
the horse. 1t is good idea TO keep il well
oiled, SC that it will be pliable and soft.
Take good care of the dumb animals.
DO not hoe bush beans or indeed beans
Of any kind IN hot weather, when the plant
itself is wet with dew or rain, as any dirt
that NAV be scattered on fruit or leaves
causes rust, thus injuring the crop.
Charcoal is recommended as an absorb
er of gases in the milk room where foul
gases are present. 1t should be freshly pow
dered and kept there continually, especial
" in hot weather,wheH unwholesome odors
are most liable to infect the milk.
Quite novel way Of keeping ants out
of beehives IS the following, and it will
doubtless do it Set the hives or benches on
whirh they rest on legs and place each leg
in tin vessel filled with water. No trees
or bushes should be allowed to come in con
tact with the hives lest the ants get to them
that way.
The cause of club-root in cabbage has
been proved by Woronin 10 be a parasite
vegetable which feeds on the healthy Tissue
of certain cruclierous plants. All wcefs Of
that order (producing Pods like tulr ips
mustard, radishes, etc., should be carefully
eradicated while land is being rested
preparatory to a renewal of cabbage grow
ing.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09
-Aa intelligent farmer being asked if

-An intelligent farmer being asked If
his horses were well matched, replied:
ayes, they are matched first rate; one OF
tiem is willing tn do all the work aud the
other Is willing that he should"
A Brooklyn boy wrote composition
on the subject of the Qnakers, whom he des
crlbed as sect who never quarrelrd, never
got into fig t, never clawed each other
aud never jawed back The production con-
tained postscript IN these words "Pd's o
Quaker, hut ma isn't"
For liIle lady oftwo and halfyrars
old this will do sle had picked up a cane
in the corner OF the room, nnd was playing
with it-a plain stick bent at the end.
Papa asked :''What are ynu doing with the
cane?' "lt isn't a cane."' What is it Iheu?"
''It's an umbrella without any clothes on. ,
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MISCELLANEOUS.

Get the ADVOCATE for one year only
one dollar, and copy Of Kendall's Horse
Book free
Whatever happens never forsake a
friend. When enemies gather, when SICK
ness falls on the heart. when the world Is
dark and cherries, is the time to try true
friendship. They who turn from the scenes
Of distress betray thOir hypocrisy, and prove
that interest only moves them. Ifyou have
friend who loves you, who has studied
your inerest aud happiness, be sure to sus-
tain him in adversely. Let him feel that
his loye was not thrown away. Real fdel
ity may be rare, but 1t exists-in tho heart.
They only deny its power who never loved
a friend or abored to make friend happy,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

- Hope is fatigue ending in decep-
ticn.
Man parions aud forgets woman par
dons only.
Love comes when we expect 1t the
least aud when we dread it the most.
Hate enters sometimes into great souls;
envy comes only from little minds.
Every one Of our actions is rewarded or
punished, enly we do not admit it.
Although it is dangerous to have too
mucl knowledge Of certain subjects, it is
still more dangerous to be totally ignorant
Of them.
Old age is the night Of lie, as night is
the cid age OF day. Still night is full OF
magniicence and, for man, it is more bril-
Ii mt than the day.
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"A Boston man calls his wife Crystal be.
cause she is always On the watch.
"A woman has to settle mans coiIee
with the white Of an egg, but she can settle
his hash with laok.
When man prefaoes his conversation
with "Now, ! know it isn't any of my bus =
ness" you may be pretty sure that it isn't.
-"Great pains taken" is the heading of
an advertisement in one Of the dailies.
Probably some gentleman has eaten a whole
Nltermelon.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

-"Mr, D., II you'll get my coat done boy
Saturday, shall be forever indebted to
YOU" al that's your game It won't be
doue," said the tailor.
"A Missouri girl whose father refused to
buy lemon colcred liren dress, poisoned
one Of his mules In get even. girl who
can't he in style will become desperate
"A New York physician gives half a
dozen reasons why Americans grow bald
It appears that the principal reason is be
cause their hair comes out We always
suspected as much.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

Magnificent promises sometimes end
in paltry performances " A magnificent
exception I" this found in Kidney Wort
which invariably performs even more cures
than il promises. Here is a single instance :
"MOther has recovered" wrote an Illinois
girl la her Eastern relatives. "She t,,ok bit
ters fnr long time but without any good
So when she heard 0i the virtues Of KID
ney- Wnrt she got box and It has complete
ly cured her liver cnmpluint"
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Personal I To Men OnlvI

The VoLLAIo Belt Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol,
tac Belts aud Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men (young or old) who
are afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and Manhood and kindred trou5-
les, guaranteeing speeding aud complete re.
storation of health and manly vigor. Ad-
dress as aboye. N. B. No risk is Incurred
as thirty days trial is allowed. 49yl
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

But why did you leave her so hastily"
asked synpathizlng friend who was try
ing to console a lover for his separation from
the object Of his idolatry. con, it was a
sudden impulse" What sort of an i'm
pulse ?" 81 don't know exactly" returned
the sufferer, r,thoughtIully, "but it must have
been at least n No l21
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09
A Difficult Problem Solved,

The desire ior stimulants is becoming G
monstrous evil and how to overcome it is u
serious question with reformers. Parker's
Ginger Tonic fairly solves the difficult prob
dem. II invgorates body and mind with
out Intoxicating, and has brought health
and happiness to many desolate homes
Inquirer. See other column.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

Said singer to farmer al would
like toengage board with you for month";"
The husbandnnn looked at him oment
then asked "Wnat do you do for lving?'
son sing in church choir in the city"
"Ynu do, ell Well you can't board with
me-" "Wby not?' gasped the wondering
warbler. Cause" replied the soil-tiller,
"the last fellow who boarded with me was a
a singer, and be had such laundering bass
voice that every time he growled all the
milk n the cellar turned sour"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

The policeman saw the mob was bound
to wreck the building, aud his own unaided
Efforts could not beat them off. But he had
the presence OF mind to run around the cor
ner and yell "dog fight" and in ten seconos
there wasn'ta man IN the crowd who wasn't
bustling around to find the dogs.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

Marriages havo increased 40 per cent,
since young men have learned "f the sooth
ing effect Of Sinrs' Syrup OF Tar, Wild
Cherry aud Hoarhound, upon babies
Young man il yuu keep a bottle on hand
i'ir an emergency you are safe in bringing
things tn a climax.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-09-09

Constipation; liver and kidney diseases
are cured by Browns Irsn Bitters, which
enriehes the blood, aud strengthens the
whole system.
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FREDERICK DOUGLASS

written by himeelf; IL full page illustrations;
price 81 So Outrivals "Uncle Toms Cabin
In Thrilling and romantic interest with the
added charm that every word is true. A mar
velOus story most graphically told and of
great historical value This volume will be
eagerly sought for by the hundreds of thou
auds who have watched the remarkable car
eer and have been thrilled by the elOquence
IF this wonderful man The work gives an
account of many interviews with prominent
men and narrat-S many anecdotes concern
ing them unknown to the general public. 1t
abounds In many graceful touches both Of wit
and eloquence
HE is such rrmarka BILE man that people
like to read about him, and no wonder.n-
Boston Congrcgaiiontlis.
ut is sas inspiring as q poem,"-WOman's
Journal.
mo stranger story has been or ever will
be told. '-BOsiOn Advertiser.
at is a more abs 'rbing tale than any crea-
tion OF ii ;tinn. ~ Troy, IN. " Herald.
"Destined to wide sale. - Hdrtford Cou-
rant.
"The whole story is exceedingly we'll told
-ROcheSter Democrat.
Address 4 X X PUBLISHING CO.,
Hartford, Conn.
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SKINNY MEN.

"Wells' Health Renewer" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, lmpotence,5e
ual Debility. 81.
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$40 to $50 600

In legitimate judicious speculation in Grain,
Provisions and Stocks ON our perfected pl MS,
yields sure monthly prOhts TO large and small
investors. Address, for full particulars, II.
r.. KENDALL X CO., Comm Merchants, III
o La sale street, Chicago, III.
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We have a scholarship for
the Williamsport Commercial
College, which we will dis
pose Of at a discount. A good
opportunity for young man
desirous of taking a business.
course. Apply at this Office.
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IMOIA. A. THOMAs,S st. Cloud Build
LA MI ing, Washington, ID. q. Prac-
hAAiO tices before the UniIed States
General Land Once. Contested cases, pri-
vate land claims, mining, Prc-emp ion and
homestead eases prosecuted befure the De-
partn NJ OF the Interior and supreme Court;
and all classes 0f claims before the Executive
nepar ments Special attention given TO
town-stte eases. Land warrants, homestead
floats, and all kinds Of lana scrip houg he and
sold. mafe-cor.
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Ns-subsOribe for the ADVOCATE only 81
! Vaar
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ROUGH ON RATS"

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants
bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. l5c
Druggists.
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IMPORTANT TO FARMERS !
SUPER-PHOSPHATE,
Purely Bone Fertilizer.
New Mahoning, Carbon Co., Pa.
Sept. l9-lm.

WANTED, Agents. - Startling as the
w pages sOfrOmance-.from of the lowest dept his
of slavery to position among the first in the
land. Lille and Tines of