The Portland daily press., 1882-07-17


the contents Of sauce boat over the dress of
one Of the guests ''How clumsy! What a
pity!', says the lady of the house; show could
| you do such thing? As likely as not there
| won't be sauce enough to 60 round now!"
Horsford's Acid Phosphate
is beneficial in inebriety and in many diseases
where the nervous system is unstrung.
A Derry clergyman, Rev. A.. Fulton, vouches
for the truth of the following Questioning
some children in Sunday school a few weeks
since, he asked one of them-an intelligent
| little boy-who was the wickedest man mem
toned in the Old Testament To his surprise
ready answer came Moses, sir?" "And
why Moses?" inquired the clergyman in
amazement. "Cos, sir, he broke all the ten
| commandments at wunst'
No DISAPPOINTMENT. - Virgins Pellets
have an inherent power to cure Dyspepsia,
Constipation, Piles, Sick or Nervous Head
ache, and all diseases of the Stomach, Bowels
and Liver. Ne0er surpassed in the history of
medicine. Sufferers, try them, and ye will
suffer no more Fifty cents bottle at drug
| gists. Sent by mail on receipt of price.
| Miss Sawyer's salve, as aeoao prepared, beats
the world. Twenty-Five cents box Sent by
| mail.
WIGGIN & Co., Projectors, Rockland, Me.
A lady who was preparing bathing suits for
trip East for the summer wrote to an eastern
fashion paper to know what the style of bath
ing suits would be for children, say from five
Ill Cbo uaI hot = 10
year the bathing suits for BOYS were very SIM
D bic consisting Of wad of cotton for each
ear. Tho lady will add to this suit red yarn
string around her boys neck and let him go
loose.-Milwaukee Sun.
1t does not cure eyerythingl but kidney
troubles and many other complaints to which
flesh is heir yield gracefully to the life-giving
properties constituting Hop and Malt Bitters.
People who have become discouraged should
resort to this new remedy.
"Where are you going, my little man?'
'sTo school," 'You learn to read?' mo-
"What do you do?' 81 wait for school to be
OUT.
The Elixir of Life.
1ndb purely ftSotdUlO COupOuaus oOhDoSp
BLOOD BIrTERs, may be justly termed the
Eli1rof Life A pleasant and effective medi-
cine; it imparts strength and vitality to the
entire system. Price $100, trial size 10 cents.
"Prof Cooking at his watch): GAS we
have few minutes left would like to have
any one ask question. if so disposed" Stu
dent. "What time is it, please?'-The Poly
technic.
When heart and brain languish and the
majesty of perfect human nature is conquered
by tickle temper and tendency to sorrow, the
nerves are faulty. Give sympathy to the
sufferer and teach him the virtues of DR.. Ben
sons Celery and Chamomile Pills.
The Shylocks always get fat on lien law
New Orleans Picayune
Invalid wives and mothers quickly restored
to health by using Browns Iron Bitters. A
true tonic.
The ball comes through the crack of the
rife.-Bost Transcript.
*Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
ranks first as curative Agent in all COM
plants peculiar to women. Cures Kidney
troubles of either sex.
An unknown man shot himself in the New
York and New England round house at South
Boston. Friday. Probably got in there under
the impression that it was his hotel, and then,
as he heard the engines grooming, concluded
that he d rather die than pass the night amid
such gang of snorers.-Boston Post
All who are afflicted with salt rheum, itch,
scald head, impetigo, and every other erup-
ton of the skin, should use Glenn's Sulphur
Soap.
convention of land leaguers in this city
has decided to make the watermelon Ireland's
national emblem because it has the green above
the red.-Philadelphia Chronicle-Herald.
If you have rheumatism or neuralgia apply
Hop Plaster; it has wonderful soothing ef-
feet and its pain-allaying properties will af-
ford immediate relief. % cents at druggists.
Bring up Plant in the Way it should
grow Young mistress-"I think those flow
ers in the greenhouse would be all the better
for some water; they look quite dried upY'
Gardener-"WelL for my part, I don't old
with giving 'em lot of water; if you uses 'em
to it, they comes to look for it. ItsI abt, miss;
merely abit. London Judy
hind ladu 1ivinx at
the West End, says, 81 have given Healy's
Vegetable Tonic Cordial or Pills to over
twenty people. In every case it was a sue
cessful cure"
CEPHALINE is not an opiate or marco tic.
Dispense with them and use it.
Illinois has $4,000 schools. In few years
every Illinoisan will be able to reckon his own
bar bill.-Courier-J ournal.
Beware of worthless limitations of German
Corn Remover. All druggists keep the genu-
inc. 25c.
Thus far Annie Louise Cary has always
sung second" but it is thought that MIR. An
ME Louise Cary will sing second hereafter.
Philadelphia News.
The Domestic" is made of the best mate
rial II Elm street.
Fond wife-"How strange! Every time Pet
er comes home from his lodge he comes to bed
with his hat on But suppose it is some more
of those masonic things. The Judge.
Ladies who have used Wheat Bitters say
they are wonderful in cases of nervous debility
and other troubles of the sex.