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Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

One of the best places in the city to get pair of good boots or shoes is at the store of Scully < Son, 195 Grand street Repair ing neatly done. Prices reasonably low.
 Question.
 What is more useful for Christmas pres- ent than rubber coat or cloak? Call and examine them at the Goodyear Rubber Store, B Church street. corner Center, opposite postoffice. r c. FUTILE, d19 5t Proprietor.
 For Gentieneh, Chrtstmas, 1889. Velvet embroidered slippers, $1.35. Velvet embroidered slippers, $1 5!. Velvet embroidered slippers, $1.G5.
 Velvet embroidered slippers, &2. 35.
 Velvet embroidered slippers, $2.45. Velvet embroidered slippers, S3.25. Black alligator slippers, $4.5O.
 Buff alligator slippers, $4 50.
 Sealskin slippers, $s4.5O.
 Our standard slippers, s2. 75.
 WALLACE E. FENN $ Co.
 For Ladies. Christmas. lsss.
 Fur lined carriage boots
 Fur trimmed slippers. Quilted opera boots. Red goat slippers.
 Quilted room slippers.
 Embroidered bronze slippers
 French bronze slippers. French kid house ties
 WALLACE B. FENN $ 60. For Misses ant Children. Chr5stmas, 1882. Red lined Slippers.
 Colored goat slippers.
 Warm lined rubber boots
 Opera and dress slippers. WALLACE B. FENN & Co. Ladies will find at w. B. Fenn & Co $ this Christmas larger stock of gentle,nen's en- broidered slippers than they nave ever shown. $1.35 buys an attractive velvet en- broidered slipper.
 The alligator slippers advertised by us for Christmas gifts liked by those who have worn them. Soft, easy and readily adapting to the foot. WALLACE B. TENN < Go. One Job Lot Of good slippers for gentlemen's s use, slight ly soiIed, former price s3. 50, we have marked them $19O. WALLACE Is. FENN & Co. Our stock of misses, clAidren's and old slippers is large We have enough warm ''Dutch" slippers at $1 to shoe township. WALLACE B. FESN X Co. For Festive Use. Patent leather pump, patent leather dress Congress are the new styles at Sensible gifts at slight cost Ladies' gossamer ovforshoes, Sets Misses C 34cts. Children's q '' 32cts. Misses rubber boc'ts, S1,45- Children's C S1.35. Boys " $2.25. Youths tE SLID. WALLACE B. FENN X Co. They will Be Appreciated. Give your stable man pair of first quality rubber boots. LOGO pairs at w. E. Tenn & Co.'s at $2.95. 1:' lot
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23
Ladies' Shopping s Parse:

Ladies' Shopping Psarses
 At Bradleys, 19O Chapel street.
 Happy New Year" calling cards printed from any card plate First class note paper and envelopes embossed with crest or mono gram. J. A. Duncan, agt, engraver, 3OS Chapel street.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

Removed to 499 State street, fronting Elm. Bibles, prayer books hymnals and miscellaneous books, farcy articles, writing desks. pocket books, gamies, toys' an endless variety at reasonable pflces dl5eod4t
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23
FOle COrniceS

F0le COrniceS. Wholesale and retail at low prices. NEW HAVEN WINDOW SHADE Co.,,
 19f Chapel street.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

and Forks, Knives and Forks,
 -"~e store.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23
A Presentation.

1Ir. J. P. Geodhardt, teacher of the night school in the High school building. was pre-, scented last evening with set of Dickens and Thackeray's works, handsomely bound in sheepskin, and complete set of Shakes peare's works, by the members of his class The presentation was made in neat speech by Mir. Tiederman in behalf of the class which was happily responded to by MT. Goodhardt. The class is an advanced class of Germans who have fair knowledge of the English language but whose efforts in that direction are being further guided by Mr. Goodhardt The presentation evinces the high regard in which their teacher is held by the German pupils.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23
Carpet Svyeepers

Open Evenings Until New Years. NEW HAVEN WINDOW SHADE Co.,,
 104 Chapel street.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

~er Plated Knives, Forks ana Spoons, llett's hardware store.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

Are YOU troubled VI Eth such symptoms of as belcbinf, tasting of the food cnre vou d22 Gd1w
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

Roots and shoes.
 One of the best places in the city to get a pair of good boots shoes is at the store of Scully x Son, 195 Grand street. Repair ing neatly done. Prices reasonably low.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

Doll Carriages, Doll Carriages, tt Mallett's hardware store.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

Ladies' Scissors, Single and in Cases, # Mallatt,s hardW store
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

Eane English taAors, at Mallett's hardware store.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

They will Be Appreciated.
 Give your stable man pair of first quality rubber boots 1000 pairs at W. E. Tenn $ Co.'s at $2.95. 13 lot
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

From present indications the opera of I'll Trovatore," by Her Majesty's Opera compa- ny, will draw large audience at Carlls Opera House on next Thursday evening. The cast is one of the best that has been in this city for a long time and an entertainment of rare n, ,arit iS aasura6
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23
Enterta inHI ents.

On Christmas afternoon and evening s'The Octoroon" will be presented at the New Ha- ven Opera House by the Happy Hour associ- ation. It will be pleasant place to pass a few hours of real enjoyment. Reserved seats at Loomis'.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

What is more useful for Christmas pres- ent than 8 rubber coat or cloak? Call and examine them at the Goodyear Rubber Store, 73 Church street, corner Center opposite postoffice. r c. FUTILE,
 d19 St ProprietOr.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

A grand Santa Claus reception will be given by the children of New Haven at Peck's Grand Opera House on Friday evening of next week, under the direction of Mrs. Rev. W. P. Corbit. Included in the entertain. ment is the Japanese Umbrella Parade" :" The well known ability of Mrs. Corbit on oc- casions of this nature will insure crowded house
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

On Christmas day, matinee and evening, Harry Miners Comedy company will appear at Peck's Grand Opera House. Those who desire good laugh after Christmas dinner cannot do better than attend this perform ance. The performance will conclude with ''Murphy's Wedding" which is most Imaginable afterpiece. Tickets are on sale at Pease x Sons bookstore, on Church street.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

On Monday evening next (Christmas) J. H. Haverly's consolidated mastodon min strels with sixty artists, will appear at Carlps Opera House: Whenever Mir. Haverly ap- pears with troupe in this city he always draws crowded houses, and it is not likely that this occasion will be any exception to the rule. Seats are on sale at Loomis and should be secured early.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

fCarVeTs md EOFkS, CAfVers AnN Fofk at Mallett's hardware store.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-23

BICYCLE EXHIBITION.
 A Christmas entertainment win be given at the Dwight street skating rink, afternoon and evening. There will be fancy bicycle riding by Mir. George Hendee, of Springfield, the one mile champion of the United States There will be music by the American band on bnfh nocaSio1aS
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1882-03-29
Aasse~ IN saa-. Using Glasses.

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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1882-03-29

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GENERAL oFFIcEWoRK

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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1882-03-29

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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1882-03-29

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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15
Education I'm England.

During the year 1881 there attended
the schools of England 4,045,3 child
rem; of whom 1,268,250 were under
years of age, 2,573, S0l between 7 and IL,
1877 ,5S4 between ID and IA; and 45,727
above IA. The increase in the number
of scholars amounted to 1889. The
average attendance increased 400 per
cont. The annual government grant to
elementary day schools rose in the year
from CO, 10000 TO f2,247 ,507, or from
los. SD. to los. Cid. per scholar in ave-
rage attendance, while the grant for the
current financial year is estimated at los.
per head The number of voluntary
schools is now 1870, with accommoda-
tons for 3, 1876, 1866, and an average at
tendance of 2,00S,l84, while the number
of board schools is 1892, with accommo-
dations for 1,l94 1868, and an average at
tendance of 856,351. The expenditure
per scholar in average attendance was
for the whole of England and Wales
FL 14s. III Id. in voluntary, and f2 Is. Cd.
in board schools.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15

and recreation, and, coming upon
sluatter's l2xl2 cabin with a sign Of
"Hotell' over the door, the party halted
to make few inquiries. Can we oh
tain accommodations here?' asked Il Q
spokesman. "Yaas, guess So Got
everything handy?" ~Yaas. What
are your charges?" The landlord looked
the party over and replied; Gentle
men, I'm blunt man, and well come
to the pint at once. kin furnish quilts,
but you'll have to sleep out doors. The
grub will consist of pork, taters and
Johnny-cake. / allow no card-playing
boss racing or swearing, and furnish ii
razor and soap for Sunday shaving. L
sell whisky at - a pint, mix sure cure
for chills, and have boss and wagon to
convey any one who dies to the nearest
railroad station. That's me; and
guess about $50 week will be the fair
thing, though l want We to understand
that I'm making great reduction over
last years prices -VdH Street NelcS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15
EIOquence of Burke.

Sir Gilbert Elliot, describing one of
Burkes speeches on the Warren Hast
ings' impeachment, says, "He did not,
believe, leave dry eye in the whole
assembly" Making every allowance
for the enthusiasm of a French Royalist
for the author of the Reflections on
the French Revolution" the graphic
description by the Duke de Lewis of one
of Burkes latest speeches on the sub
ject is sufficient to show the magnetism
of his eloquence, even at the end of his
career He made the whole house pass
in nm instant from the tenderest emo
tions of feeling to bursts of laughter;
never was the electric power of eloquence
more imperiously felt. This extraordi-
nary man seemed to raise and quell the
passions of his auditors with rs much
ease and as rapidly "a skillful must
cian passes into the various modulations
of his harpsicord. have witnessed
many, too many, political assemblages
and striking scenes where eloquence
performed nobler part, but the whole
of them appear insipid when compared
with this amazing effort.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15
The NostOc Plant.

When Paracelsus was seeking, In
1873, for the elixir of life" he discov-
cred a strange vegetable mass which he
called "Nostoc." This is the substance
found in the so-called flesh showers"
of which we now and then receive ac-
counts. The "Nostoc" is a gelatinous
growth, of which there are about fifty
species. The spores or seeds work
through the gelatinous cover, and are
carried hither and thither for great dis
tances by the winds, and when they
alight where the soil is damp, or recent
rains have fallen, they grow so rapidly
as to cover miles of ground in few
hours with strings of This strange sub
stance. Icebergs IN the ocean have
been found covered with it, and the
prevailing opinion, which is of course
erroneous, attributes it's origin TO a
shower of flesh from the upper regions.
This impression is heightened by the
fact that one variety of the plant is
flesh-colored AS its origin is mysteri-
Gus, so strange virtues have been at
tributed to it, 1t is used as an applica-
ton TO wounds in the East Tndiandes,
Eastern nations also consider as II
choice article of food.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15
The MilliOnaire's Remark.

A Boston millionaire railroad king
has brother who is quite hard of hear
ing, while he himself is known from
here to Burlington in Missouri rs hav-
ing very prominent nose. Once he
went to New York and dined at a
friends house, where he sat between
two young ladies. The ladies talked to
him very loudly and rather to his an
noyance, but he said nothing. Finally
one of them yelled commonplace re-
mark at him, and then said in an ordi-
nary tone to the other:
did you ever see such nose in all
your life?'
Pardon me, ladies' said our mil
honaire, lit is my brother who is deaf.
Boston Courier.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15
O. r. Keith and Company,

The great Chicago Fancy Dry Goods and
full lines of Millinery Goods. Notions, White
Goods, Hosiery, Yarns, Woolens, Flannels,
Cloaks Shawls, etc, with full lines of Do
nestle Dry Goods added. Each new departure
has brought great increase OF trade, and
their sales for August, 1882, have doubled those
of August, 1881 The house is well known
wherever Chicago trade reaches, and has the
confidence of the public IN an unusual degree.
It's statesmen are all instructed to represent
their goods truthfully. 1t purchases for cash,
and it's large sales enable it to sell at bed rock
prices Any prominent Chicago business house
If asked which Is the leading house in these
lines would answer, o. r. KEITH 4 COMPANY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-15

THERE have been innumerable i'm
provements in steam railroading; but
an experienced engineer, who says that
men of his class have not been relieved
of any of the load upon them, tells a
New York reporter that "the time is not
far off when every locomotive drawing u
passenger train on every busy railroad
will have pilot. This pilot will have
no more to DO with the engine itself
than the pilot of ferry boat. His duty
will be simply to look ahead and com
municate with the engineer in the cab.
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A Sn,endid Servant.

what sort of servant have you
now?" inquired q lady of a friend that
she was visiting.
"Oh, splendid" she replied "He's a
Chinaman, and is so methodical in his
habits that know just what he is doing
at any hour in the day. he is now
probably putting away the dishes" and
tidying up the kitchen. Come and see
if I'm right"
She led the way to the kitchen,
quietly opened the door, and, there in
the middle of the floor, sat John China
man washing his feet in the dishpan.-
NeC York Commercial advertiser.
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II VIII Never Do.

II won't do 10 neglect such symptoms of
ill-health and approaching decay as sediment
In the urine painful urination, urinary sedi-
Inent, etc When thus afflicted the kidneys
and urinary system need immediate strength
ening, else loss of memory, universal lassi-
tude, disturbing dreams and general pros
tration follow in their turn, and a shattered
nervous system and broken down constitu-
ton makes life miserable, and premature
death or paralysis inevitable. To counter
act the effect of such an unnatural drain,
use Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and SarsapaIilr
la 1t will strengthen the parts affected,
stop the unnatural drain and check all decay.
Ask your druggest To got il for you.
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PATAGoNLANs, although giants in size,
standing six feet seven or eight inches
without stockings, unless they can steal
n pair, are said to be exceedingly coward
", most of their wounds being given
from behind. 1t must look contempti-
bic to see a great, strapping Patagonian
steal up behind sOrne little fellow half
as tall as he is, and kick him under his
cont s.-SdtlLrddu Ninht.