Daily Republican., 1882-08-31
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sun sets 8 81.

sun rises 5.24. SUN sets 0 81.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
DaviIed crabs at F'ullmer's. '.''1 '.''- "
SteWed crabs at FuIlmer's. g.t q '...
loe cold oysters at Fullmer's. ~ tlai.'lpl
Mason jars, camp chairs, Ice coolers, 800.
Dr.. Darmon's Office, 1874 Oamac st. Phila
Get your corAA roasted at 400 King street.
Parker, cppplng ana lssching, Nos1os East
second street.
got this fine cigar at Mullins, West
Tho Ro,hrehildsnow occupy eight man.
si0ns In Paris. -I} " I''1Et.
Steamships have rolling stock when they
carry live cattle. So "h p ''
1t Is time that some one set himself to
prove that Arabs Bey was an Ohio man. 1.
Fine l8 X. Plain Gold Rings, at e. E.
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.. H
DR.. Simms' Pain SearcheF, the erfeStlon
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure. nt
Some hotel clerk must have originated the
expression. "There Is always room at the
top" ...
| 1t Is said that during the moonlight fight
In Egypt the hglish bands played The man
in the moon is looking
Before the wedding day she was dear and
he was her treasure; but afterWard she be-
came dearer and hetreasurer.
Immense bargains in straw hats, and sum-
mer neckwear at e.. s. Humphrey & Bro,
the popular hatters, 3O2 Market st.
The Rev. Edward Everett Hale as return
cd home, leaving his daughter to pursue her
artistic atudies In Europe. Y'.GElsr,
Slime retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets. rlF ~
Everybody knows that Holland makes the
best tin.typo In the city. No. East Third
street, between Market and King.
An exchange Q asks! "whatis Petroleum."
1t is very easy method Of getting rid ottire-
kindling gervants GJTF IA" Oh
sir Garnet WolseIey smokes cigarettes, but
this need not console the lah de-dah brigade
He has head to stand II @
1t is not proper to speak of al niIlkman's
watering his milk. You should say that he
eKpedites his cream. ~ ....,.-ggT-. .,a
The minister is unlike the doctor, since he
can't tell whether his practitioners are good
or adby examining their tongues. iiE,
Nextwe shall have o coat tail hlrtation
code. Having the tails covered With mud
will moan 'ldon'tlike her father. 4
1t is said ninety millions or postage stamps
are annually sold in this country, and all OF
them have to be licked before they will do
their duty. ,f.r ... I4,
Tho Cape Ann Advertiser tells how to colo
old gold with horse-radish leaves. What we
want to know ia how to get any old gold to
color.
Ex.Presidsnt Brown, Of Hamilton College,
has Deen engaged to I'LL chair Of INSTRUCTION
In Dartmouth College during the tall term
now approaching.
A man has been arrested in New York for
cOunterfeitiuR theatre tickets. His vilIainy
has put h'm In "a box but he sighs for the
fanatly circle. I.I'rf ..
Conversation bstWesn two Louisville po-
licemen-'Dugan, arrahy yer theyerP 'Ye
can bate yer swate loits that I'm theyer OF
Itheyora0outs. . ...... IHau. ln lH "j
A Baltimore man put his arm around a
strange lady 10 holp heron the car, and next
time he wanted to see he hour ne found II
was no O'clock with him. . .''f
A poor man may do an act that ia positive
ly criminal, but riGh man can never be
wOrBo than 'imprudhn5' Things are aOt al
together what they seem. ..r,.
The chief difference between a stray dog
and tramp is found in the fact that If one
refuses water he is niad;ff the other is offered
water he geJs mad. .
A sailor put saddle on hind part before.
A bystander showed him his error. The
sailor exclaimed 'HoW do you know which
way am goirg to rider
The sultan Of Moro Geo has only S64 wives
This gives him one day In the year to sit
DOWN and reflect without having wet mob
strike his toes. 300 T,f
IfyOu think yourself better man thar
your neighbor, you may prove that you have
\ an acLiVe imagination but you show plainly
that you have no regard for stern and aWtul
facts. .. .. If.
"Bunyan'S Pilgrim Progress on the stage
is the heading OF an article in morning
paper. In old times the pilgFim's prOgres!
was made on foot but this Is toe era Of rapid
transit. g.. 0ri aH4 .. .-'
Il know said q little girl to her elder SIS
/ ter'g young man at the supper table, that
ou will Join our society for the protection Of
little birds. because mamma says you are
fond Of larks.'
Some people are logical by nature. We
lately y heard Of a young man who dreamed
that he had struck his bare feot against a
sharp nail and who always went to bed after
ward with his shoes on. fa.g IA
/ A New York State man who rece ntly tried
la flying machine Of his own invention had nc
| advice to those who crowded around him
| All he said was Work in burned fool some
where on my tombstone
"YOung Gardener wants to know wsert
all the water In the watermelon comes from
especially in dry season? Don'tyou know
they always plant Watermelons In the spring
Away slight man, for harder one.
| A brown toilette cream has been inventec
to put on faces. 1t gives sunburnt effect
and makes young men think the Owner
have been to the seaside. The arlsts havt
not yet achieved artificial freckles on tht
nOse.
| TO ONR BELOVED.
SWifter far than the swallows flight,
HomeWard O er ths twilight les;