The news., 1882-09-14
A Varied Performance.


advantage OF . dead man.
A Varied Performance.
Many wonder how Parker Ginger
Tonic csn perform such varied cures,
{ thinking j. es ence ginger, when in fact
ii il made from many valuable medicines
which act hene6ci lily on every diseased
organ.
a leading White Mountain hot-l has
127 walters and 81 boarders. How 127
walters mtnage TO make living off Of
only 81 boarirfs is mystery.
satisfaction for Ten
Tn our f-mily Of ten for over isa wears
Parker Girger Tonic has cured head
ache, malaria aud other complaints SO
satisfactorily that we are in excellent
health and no expense for doctors or other
mediciues Chronicle
A Boston hotel man is advertising his
place as SIMMER resort Guests are
probably allowed TO go 10 the cellar and
cool off without extra charge.
Loss of hair and grayness, which often
mar the prettie face, are prevented by
Parker's Hair Balsam..
A foreign correspondent says the chaste
doors Of the Toledo cathedral are festered
with beggars. In this country the beg
gars and not the doors, would be chased.
The Vanderbilt University at Nash
vile possesses the largest gymnasium and
the finest base ball ground in the South.
There is also soaie talk of starting a
library.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.
Singing smarting, sirritation of the
urinary passages, diseased discharges,
cured by Buchppaiba. 81. at druggists.
Srepaid by express, $1.25, 6 for SIS. E.
P. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J.
And now the farmer smiles as he gazes
upon his immense crop, and sighs as he
reflects that as other farmers have i'm
mense crops too the prices must soon
tumble. Life is full of misery.
BRAIN AND NERVE.
Wells Health Renewer, greatest remedy
on earth for impotence, leanness, sexual
debility, &C., 81 at druggists. Prepaid
by express, $125, 8 for SIS. E. s. WELLS,
Jersey City, N. J..
A man seven feet seven inches in height
committed suicide in New Y York the other
day. This is certainly remarkable case,
for, as rule, man does not kill him.
self unless he is short.
Lippincotts Cough Syrup and Dyspep-
sia Tonic tell their own story. Sold BY
dealers generally. Tonic $1.00 per bottle,
syrup rs and 80 cent?. Office and labor.
atory, Mount Holly, N. ].
Since the highway robbery at Mount
Desert everybody goes armed. The 9TH
er day lady was heard to remark,
"What dowdy that Miss Blank is; even
her pistol is old fashioned.'
J. F. LIPPINcorr, Proprietor.
DR.. Kline's great nerve restorer is the
marvel Of the age for all nerve diseases.
All fits stopped free Send to 93l, Arch
ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
1t is believed that The inveniiveness of
the Yankee people is dying out. No
Improvement has been made on the pump
kin pie for more than hundred years.
4 Deem 1t My Duty to Tell
what Dr. Swayne's Compound syrup OF Wild
Cherry has done for me. / had violent
cough, NIGHT sweats, sore throat. great weak
ness, with severe attack ofhemorrhage, gave
up al hopes OF recovery am cured,
sound and hearty man.
EDWARD H. HANSON,
Engineer -fSweeny's Pottery,
1884 Ridge Avenue, Philanelphia,
Over twenty-five years have elapsed and
am still hearty man.,
A Wisconsin boy won wager with
playmate by holding lis foot longest on
the rail ahead of locomotive; but he
win hobble on crutches the rest of his
life.
Don't Die in the House.
Ask your druggist for Rough on Rats
1t clears out rats. mice, bedbugs, reaches,
vermine, flies, ants, insects, 15c. per box.
Elegant Toilet Preparations.
Halt dressing, ana restorative is found in
'sLondOn Hair Color Restorer." 1t seldom
fails to restore gray or faded hair to it's orig
inaI youthful color and beauty. Falling
hair is checked by its use. and 1T produces
growth of beautiful young hair soft, glossy,
and luxuriant. 1t certainly is the most
cleanly and effective hair restorer now be
fore the merican people.
A. A. Gibson, Barrytown, Dutchess county,
N. Y, writes; Dr. Swayne Il Son, Philadel-
phia Gents-I enclose Post office order for
eight dollars; please send me one dozen bot
ties of the "London Hair Color Restorer.''
1t has stopped my hair from falling, and re-
stored 1t to its natural color. It has proven
satisfactory in every respect The "London
Hair Color r sstorern can be obtained at all
the leading druggists at IS cents bottle.
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