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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
DECORATION DAY.

The ferry boat Three States will make
trips as follows on Decoration Day Leave
Cairo at a. IN. and at II a. M, remaining
at Mound City till 3 p. m; leave Cairo at
5 p. M, Mound City 6 p, m. Citizens de-
string to take their vehicles can do SO for
ferry rates Fare for passengers, 25c, 1t,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Flowers, Novelties, Millinery.

Mrs. NJ. A. Goode, Eighth street opposite
Bristol's has received full line of new,
fresh and fashionable millinery, Straw
goods Flowers, Ribbons, and fancy articles,
which is offered at very low figures. AT
her store is the place to buy neat and cheap
flowers for adjoining ladies dresses and
belts. All are cordially invited to call and
inspect her stock. tt.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Private School.

Mrs. Nicholson will commence a school
for children the first of June. Hours, from
nine till two o'clock also lessons in music
during the afternoon.
Terms, one dollar month,
Music, twenty-five cents lesson.
For particulars apply to her at The Bull
LETIN building.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
For DWELLING.

l will rent my house on Fifteenth street
70 responsible tenant. House contains
ten rooms besides brick basement with din
ing room, kitchen, pantry and wash room,
and is in good condition. Apply to me on
the premises or at Barclay Bros Ohio levee
drug store, JAS. s. REARDEN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Spr0at's Retail Ice Box.

Consumers Of ice are notified that for
their convenience have built large Ice
box on Eighth street in Cunditi2s store where
Ice in anv quantity can at all times be OBJ.
tanned. My customers will remember that
their tickets will bcpunched at this stand
just the same as by drivers Of wagons. IT,
,TOUN SpuOAT
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
ICEl ICEl!
PHCENIXl

Out of the fire, cor. of Sth and Lovee, my
ice house and Office is at present at the
City Brewery on Washington avenue, be-
tween Sth and 9th streets. Orders will be
filled same as usual, both wholesale and
retail. Wagons supply regularly every day.
JACOB kLEE.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Take Notice.

Upon the first of June / will reopen my
house for the reception Of boarders and
promise to have as good fare as the price
and market will afford. have few nicely
furnished rooms for those desiring board
and lodging. Day board, 1918 per month,
Send in your application as soon as possible.
Mrs. CHAs. PFIFFERLING.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Schoenmyer's Restaurant.

If you want good square meal call on
Charles Schoenmyer. He has also accom-
mediation for few more day boarders.
His table is known to be frst-class and
prices reasonable.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Guard Against Disease.

lfyou find yourself getting bilious head
heavy, mouth foul, eyes yellow, kidneys
disordered, symptoms Of piles tormen,ing
you, take at once few doses Of Kidney.
Wort. 1t is natures great assistant, Use
1t as an advance guard don't wait to get
down sick. See large advertisement.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
NOTABLE WEDDING

Quietly, without the knowledge of nearly
all his most intimate friends here, Mr.. /. p
Parker, Of the Halliday, married Miss Ella
May, at Jerseyville, Ills, last Tuesday.
The ceremony concluded, the happy couple
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

Use TIE CAIRO BULLETIN perforated
scratchbook, made of calendered jute
MANILA, equally good for ink or pencil, For
sale, in three sizes, at the Office. No. and
9. five AMI ten cents each by the single one,
by the dozen. Special discount on gross
lots to the trade.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

heartily of them. The ceremony closed
with music and dance, after the hall had
been cleared of chairs, etc. The entertain,
ment, ifsuch it may be called, was a fitting
mode of demonstrating the high esteem in
which the lodge held the beautiful gift and
its donor.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

Receipt books, Cairo date line, perfora-
ted stub, suited to any business, manuiac-
tured and for sale at the Cairo Bulletin
Office.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

An agreeable dressing Tor the hair, that
will stop its falling, has been long sought
for. PaIker's Hair Balsam, distinguished
for It's purity, fully supplies this want.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
Howard House,

Washington avenue, corner Seventh
street. Good day board at reasonable
rates. Meal tickets for transient board
ers. Mrs. PHIL X. HOWARD,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

COTTAGE FOR KENT, in good location
Cheap to good tenant. Apply up stairs in
TIE BULLETIN building.
IT, Mrs. FITZGERALD.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

Notices IN THIS column, eight cents per line for
arst and Ave cents per limo each subsequent lnrer
ton. For one week, 30 cents per line For one
month, 60 cents per line.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30

DIX. KLEE's GREAT NERVE REsroRER is
the marvel Of the age for all nerve diseases
All fits stopped free, Send to 03l Arch
street, Philadepia, Pa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
For sale.

D,uble cottage on Ninth street bet
Washington and Walnut renting for $40 per
mont. Enquire
JOHN MAHONEY.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
GENERAL LOCAL ITEMS.

Notices In these columns, ten cents per line,
sach insertion Marked
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
For Sale.

House and two lots on Thirteenth street.
Enquire 1t. B. SMYTH.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
~e$ 8: FURNISHING
OfEvery Description from the mnutes article up to
Youths or Gentlemans Complete Outfit large Assert
ment of STRAW HATS AND STIFF BRIMMED FEALT
HATS Of the latest styles just received
A DIV A. TAGES WE HAV E:
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GOO DDS
ID
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FllSI-Ihe quantity
SECOND We have ample capital and prepared buy cash down
THlRDWe all represented
who always the lookout
Now taking
Blue Flannel
4 A
by Red Silk Mixed worth $1,000 We donot sell
We distinctly that make small profit
that which goods than store
goods You will
obuy.
j. BURGER 81 BRO.
AtPaace Clothing House,
1OS Commercial "A venue
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-30
ELECTION RESULT.
BILLET DOU X

Was elected by majority of ten thousand votes
to be the finest &c. cigar In the market.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
A Prudent Grocer.

In the wears that will come no more a
Baltimore grocer was guided in his
prices entirely by the reports of the crop
prospects. When farmer came in
and remarked that wheat was not look
ing very well the grocer would say to
his clerk:
aJames, wheat has a downcast look,
and you must scrimp a little in measur-
ing molasses."
When farmer mentioned that it was
too dry or too wet for corn, the grocer
would say:
"James, for fear that corn will be
higher you must use those light weights
in weighing out sugar"
When oats had bad look there was
a shortage on tea, and when the peach
buds were damaged the grocer mixed
Rio with his Java. One time he had to
make a trip to New York, and upon his
return his clerk reported that wheat
was looking splendid, oats all right, po-
tatoes promising, and that everything
indicated big yield.
81 am glad to hear it-very glad, +"
replied the grocer, shut for fear that it
may be wet fall, and that farmers
will be backward about bringing in
turnips, you'd better sand up the brown
sugar and wet down that box of cod.
fish. Wall Street Daily Neacs.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
Austrian Official Sensitiyeness.

The Austrian Government is evidently
nervous about its popularity on the
Adriatic. 1t recently arrested and ex-
PEELED an Englishman, Mr.. Evans, for
unpleasing statements about the revolt
in the Herzegovina; it has now warned
Mr.. Stillman, an American, that he must
not enter the Austrian dominions; and
on Tuesday it confscated a Trieste pa
per for appearing in black on account
of Garibaldi's death. Civil fortitude
seems to be the one virtue which con-
tinental statesmen can neither acquire
nor affect. They fancy themselves in
suited when they are criticised, they see
danger in caricatures, and as for de-
monstration of feeling, it is to them in
tolerable. They might all be policemen
at Ballina, where the authorities treated
children's impertinence as sort of trea-
son. Their sensitiveness is, perhaps.
not wonderful, as it is only the expert
ence of freedom which teaches officials
how little effect criticisms have; but
why do they reveal it SO clearly? They
are trained to conceal emotion in diplo-
macy, yet in civil affairs show them
selves utterly hysterical. London Spec
fntOT
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
West Point Cadets.

There are no pockets in the trousers
of the West Point Cadets, nor in their
coats either. The cadets wear no vests,
and are trained to do without pockets.
They are left free to choose between
putting their handkerchiefs in their caps
or breasts. The authorities say they
must not use tobacco. They are not
allowed to carry money, and the ones
who govern them do not see what need
they have for pockets. When the
"plebs" first arrive they swagger
around with their hands in their pock-
cts, and, in fact, do not seem to know
where else to put them. One of the Sc
crets of making soldiers at the Military
Academy is by depriving the students of
pockets, and compelling them to allow
the hands and arms to seek the cen ter
of gravity.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
HOME AND FARM.

Silk lace may be cIsaapnzS;1ne cIsaapz;ne When
nle5.n 5 ~ ha-a ,,s 70 IN the open air till all odor
.e"Ita I.ss ieaft it. Press between folds of white
paper. Delicate silk ribbons may be
cleansed in the same way. AS benzine
Is very infiammable. care must be used
to let no flame approach it.
-Spiced Vinegar: For every quart OF
vinegar allow three ounces of grated
horseradish, one ounce each of pepper.
cloves and allspice (whole), two ounces
of white mustard seed, two onions
chopped fine. Simmer all together five
minutes, and when cold pour it over
boiled cabbageor beets.-N. Y. Tribune.
"A pretty mat intended for the top
of a small table is made of drab felt.
The edge is cut in sharp points; between
these points are placed soft little tassels
made of high-colored crewell. The
border of the mat is made by working
with gay embroidery silks any pattern
which suits the fancy of the maker.
The old-fashioned cross-stitch, or some
modification of the feather-stitch, is
pretty.-N. 7. Post.
-Ten-minute Cakes.-Take two tea.
spoonfuls of cream tartar and mix it
with one pint of dry -four. Dissolve one
teaspoonful of soda in a teacupful Of
milk; rub piece of butter the size OF
an egg into the dry flour; then beat up
one egg and teacupful of sugar; mix
all we'll together, and bake Immediately
after adding the milk and soda. Have
your oven ready heated before you be-
gin, and you can make and bake this
cake in ten minutes.
A decision of considerable import
ance to farmers and hired help was rem
dered by the Supreme Court of New
Jersey the other day, in the case OF
Mather VS.. Brokaw. Mather contracted
to render services to Brokaw for a cer
tain period, but before the expiration OF
the time agreed upon left his employ
ment without the consent of his en-
ployer, and without any good cause.
Being refused wages for the work done,
he sued for them, but the Court decided
that the employee could not recover for
the work which he had done under the
contract, for, having broken the con-
tract, he could not maintain an action
under it.-Chicago Tribune.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Developments touching the recent
death of Tim Madigan, who was noted
as an eccentric witness in the trial of
Jessie Billings for the murder of his
wife, at Ballston Spa, N. Y, have pro-
duced considerable excitement in the
little village of Fort Miller. 1t is stated
that Madigan was found dead one morn
ing seated in chair in the house of
Jessie Billings. 1t is also stated that
Timothy was within three hours there
after placed in box and buried. The
news of this curious procedure coming
to the ears of some of the deceased's S
friends, the latter caused his remains to
be disinterred, when they found his
body was still warm, although he had
been buried about three hours.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

The Salt Lake City Tribune says: !:
GA heartless brute in San Francisco the
other day threw a Newfoundland dog
from the second story of building upon
the sidewalk below, crushing and man.
Cling the poor brute so that it had to be
killed. For this piece of fiendishness he
was punished by fine of $40! tits well
for him that circumstances will not throw
him in his victims way in the next
world; for, if dogs really have souls, the
spirit of that one will 60 where his muir
derer can not hope to-
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
saoO.OO Reward

Will be paid for the detection and conviction
of any person dealing in bogus or imitation
Hop BITTERs, especially Bitters with the word
HOP or HOPS in their name, that is intended
to cheat the public, or for anything pretend
ing to be the same as HOP BIrTERs. The
genuine has a cluster of GREEN HoPs (notice
this) printed on the white label, and is the
best medicine on earth, especially for Kidney,
Liver and Nervous Diseases. Beware of all
formulas or recipes of HOP BITTRRs published
in papers or for sale, as they are frauds and
swindles. Whoever deals in any but the
genuine will be prosecuted.
HoP BITTERs M'F'G. Co., Rochester, N. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
Chronic Ailments.

In chronic ailments resulting from fixed bad
habits of the body, the removal of the evil to
be permanent, must necessarily be gradual.
Good health is maintained and nourished by
the body, and the avoidance of excuses. 1t
is wasted and destroyed by over-taxing the
mind with study, anxiety, evil habits, intern
perance, and vicious indulgences. Keep the
body and mind nourished by using that friend
of temperance and long life, that Queen OF all
health reviewers, DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla, and Nature will soon assert
her mastery over disease.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Magnificent promises sometimes eAd
In psltry performances" A magnificent sx.
ception to this is found in Kidney Wort which
invariably performs even more cures thsa II
promises. Here is = single instance: ksetA-
er has recovered" wrote an Illinois girl to hss
Eastern relatives. She took btters for a
long time but without any good. 20 when
she heard of the virtues of Kidney Vert she
got box and it has completely cured her
liver cOmplaint.n
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

"WHATs that you're playinga" said New
Haven man to his daughter, who was pound
ing at the piano keyboard with more noise
than skill. 1T is Wagnerian, pa; that's the
music of the future.n 'Oh! it is, is it?" said
the old gentleman. swell, let it be. q long
time in the future before / hear any more Of
it. Play me Comm Thro' the Rye" 80
pa! amt you horrid-always thinking about
something to drink "-Ne1 Hd0en Register.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send DIR. Dyes celebrated Electro Voltac
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
to men young or old) who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
of vitality and manhood. Address as above.
n. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Mr.. Henry D. Say noticed recently
in the garden on his fathers farm, near
Aberdeen, Nd, bright-looking object
lying on the upturned soil, which, on
close inspection, proved to be topaz
breast-pin lost by Mr.. John Say fifty
wears a0O,-BGltsnaOre Su7a.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Mrs. SMITH SAYs:-Nakes the skin soft,
white and smooth. DR.. G.. w. Benson's Skin
Cure. Elegantly put up.
Periodical Headaches fly before DR.. Ben
sons Celery and Chamomile Pills. Druggists.
Hair and Scalp diseases thoroughly cured
by DR.. c. W. Benson's Skin Cure.
DR.. Renson's Celery and Chamomile Pills
cure headaches of every nature promptly.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

The lynching of that fifteen-year old
infant in Minnesota the other night has
put good many Eastern babies in bed
half an hour earlier. Detroit Free
Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Mr.. Ernest Morris, who has been
investigating the poison used by the
Woorari Indians, on the Upper ANA
zon, says that no antidote for it is known
when the poison is fresh and the arrow
heavily charged. To kill game they
charge very lightly, as otherwise poi
soned animals soon grow putrid.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

MRS JANE MERRYToN, Of Paris KY, writes.
"I have been cured of great suffering, caused
by weak lungs and kidneys, dyspepsia, etc
My habits are now very regular, and l find
comfort in living. used only two bottles OF
DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla."
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

You've and middle aged men suffering from
nervous debility, premature old age, loss Of
memory, aud kindred symptoms, should send
three stamps for Part VII. OF pamphlets issued
by Worlds Dispensary Medical Association
Buffalo, N Y
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

A New York Judge has ruled that if
a marriage does not take place within a
year after the proposal, the engagement
is not obligatory.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

A sALooN-KEEPER has invented drink
which he calls the bell punch, because it
makes holes in the pockets of his patrons
Chicago Triblt1le
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
Diseases of Women

Large treatise for three stamps, giving means
Of successful self treatment. Address WORLDS
DIsPENSARY MEDICAL AssoC'N, Buffalo, n. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
Epilepsy Fits)

Successfully treated. Pamphlet Of particulars
one stamp. Address WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

EY Make your old things look like new by
using the Diamond Dyes, and you will be
happy. You can get any of the fashionable
colorS for 10 cents.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

A MATTER-oF-FACT boy defined salt as
THAT stuff which makes potatoes taste bad
when you don't put any on"
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Now the festive ice-man shortens up his
weight, and says: "It's cold day when 1 get
left. t."-N Y. Graphic
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

DoCToRs now pronounce cucumbers q
tonic. Doctors, it will be observed, have an
eye to business.-Chicdgo Herald
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

WITH some men the penny's mightier than
the sword, sure enough.-BoStos Transcript.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

MUMMIEs are the only well-behaved persons
who are now left in Egypt.-New Orleans
Picdyu1le.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
SAMARITAN
N ERWIN E

Is the only honestly guaranteed remedy placed
before the public. We guarantee every bottle
to give sat sfaction or return the money. Lead
ing physicians testify to its being harmless and
good, eminent divines declare it excellent and
unequaled and people everywhere bear cheer.
full and voluntary testimony to its great virtue.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
Personal.

SOLOMON was the first man who proposed
to part the heir in the middle.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

A TRAMP called his shoes corporations"
because they had no soles. M
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

A WESTERN paper heads an account of the
drowning of four young men: "a Fatal
Pleasure. '-BoSton Post
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

Thousands of ladies cherish grateful re-
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
tits the concurrent

1t Is the concurrent
! Testimony ofthe pub
lie and the medical
profession. thar Hos
tetter s Stomach Bit
tiers Is q medicine
which achieves re-
suits speediir
fbo---En and De-
nign Beside rectify-
Ing liver disorder, !:
invigorates the fee
BILE. conquers kidney
and bladder COM
plants. and hastens
the convalescence of
[ h sc recovering
from enfeebling dis
eases. Moreover 1t II
the grand specific for
fever and ague. For
sale by Druggists and
Dealers generally.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
TAKE RICHMOND'S
CATHARTic and NERVINE PILLS
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.

for the cure Of all aisorders of tho
Stomach, Liver, Bowels, kfdneys. Blad-
der, Nervous Diseases, HeadaCha. Con-
stipation, Costiveness, &C. These pills
are made to work in harmony with our
Samaritan Nervine.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
Make HENS lay

An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, now
travelling ia this country that most of the Horse
and Cattle Powders sold h ere vorthesstrssh. He
says sth Sheridan Condition Powders bsolutely
pure ana immensely valuable. Nothing on earth viii
mako hens lay like Sheridsn's Condition Powders
Dose one teaspoonfu to pint food. Sold every
where. sent by mail for eight letter stamps. g.
JOHNSON CO., Boston, Mass, fornc crly Bangor, Ne.
PARSONS PURGATIvE PILLS make rich blood
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

OF course, it is true, but isn't It rather
heartless to speak of blind man as an un-
slightly person.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

''RoUGH ON RATS" Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs, vermin, chipmunks. 15e.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
SAMARITAN
n NERVINE Is

Is unfa1ling and infallible in curing Alcoholism
and Opium Eating. Tc come before the public
with an abselute cure or 4 specific to remove
the desire fer alcoholic stimulants or the habit
doubt an sbsurdity: such is the case neverrhs. ne
less, and before Offering our medicine to tho
public we thoroughly convinced ourselves by
actual experience that it would do all we claim
for it
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

WHEN WRITING TO ..i.ement y
please say you saw the adselt w. tLnowwh''
this paper. Advertisers like - .,,t. are par
ana where their adSartisen''
ing best
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
SAMARITAN
n ERWIN E

Safe, Certain, Sure and Speedy. 1t is invslua-
BILE to Ladies who are experiencing the change
incident to advanced years By ass sting nature
at its important period, retaining the vigor and
tranquility of early hfe and carrying them with
ease and safety through.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

"BUCHUPAIBA.n Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney Diseases. 81. at Druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

At the Hub-sI am tired" sighed the
wheel. ''Poor felloe,n spoke the axle, wagon
his tongue"
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

er {. e1f1 per day at home. Samples worth e6
~ W wv free. Address SuAsoN & Co. Portland, Ne
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08
For Sale by All Druggists.

n ~ MONTH and board in your county. Men
~ ~ n or Ladies' Pleasant Business Address
P.W ZIEGLER & Co.. Box 81 Chicago III.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

ASK your druggist for Redding's Russia Salve.
Keepit in house in case of accidents. Price 25c.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

NEVER strike feather duster when it is
Huntsville gazette., 1882-07-08

EVERYBODY has standing invitations to at
tend open air mass meetings.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-04-18

Jim - has got a pretty good
dog-a young fellow, but he seems t.
know the points. He will go out
around the town and when he strikes
something Of value he will invariably
bring it home. Not long ago Jim
started down town one morning think
ing that he would get a sack of tobac.
co, but before lie got out of the gate he
met his dog who had gobbled up a sack
of that useful article somewhere.
This is not all. The Dig alluded to
is in the habit of bringing home all
sorts Of plumber and depositing it in the
back yard as all respectable dogs should
do. The other morning he found a BIZ
BILE down on Sixteenth street, and
started home with it, but on the cor
lrr of Sixteenth he found a bottle of
-of-of-well, "culd tea" and the
question was with the dog which hi
should take home, the bible or the
''culd tear
1t seems that he finally concluded
that the cold tea" would be the most
useful to his master and consequent,
took it home instead Of the bible. Jim
says he wouldn't take a small fortune
Tor that dog.