The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-28
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Tic criminal to the Govrraer.Il
beg your pardon, sir [Dr. Woods
Texas is as full OF Colorels as r
kentucky shrll'bark hickory NIT is
of kerncls-[ DR.. Woods.
Some men of'ipon constitutions are
averse to using water lest they should
,,row rusty Dr.Woods.
Clara Belle says women like to be
hnggca. lit hadn't been for this as-t
s.riion Of Clara's we probably never
would have known that State Jour
nal.
why,locs the festive inJun sqraw
Improve each shining minute
AMI scratch her head from NON to nighis
Because there's millions in It,
Il Bland, lille News.
That yonng man who got kicked,
on, Of meeting by an iratc preacher.
realized thatt there is divinity that
shapes our end sometimes. -lClarks-
vile Chronicle.
No, child, Sullivan and Ryan, the
prize fighters are not the same fellows
that do work on ;hc Conrier-Journal
asrl Commercialin Louisville. The
formerae poor men. -Gonstitutional-
list. EF
A couple'namplaJ and anil Sluylc
were married in St. Louis last week
II they d'n't look out tllere'll be a
little lard .lide at their house before
Christmas.-[ Breckenridge News.
"Worls Tor Women'- is the way a
New Albany paper heals one of il
co,nmns, aud there is horrible sus'
picion aAoat that that column is tn,
elitor's only means of saving any
thing to the opposite SEX Argus.
One Of the Yorktown bills present
cd to the authorities at Washington
amounts to $75 and is tor water fur
nished an official party. The par
tcular kind Of water is not specified
bnt, then, there is no need Of that :
Argus.
Now we go back on Indiana a'resl
An indianapolis young man, OF a
economical turn Of mind, having ia
ken notion to present his swee.hear
with ring, took the gold plate from
set of false teeth belonging to hi
father, who had been Int short tin
lead, and had it mnile ,iuto the desire
article of ie~elry Fl Sunday Argus.
The Louisville Commercial funnil
says its party can aifor'l to surrenl'
the Offices Of the state torthe 'jecobite
"Jones,' sand Smith. edo yon 81
that fine stone front over therc?. Wei
as token of my regards Tor you.
will make You present OF it." "BI
hold on. Smith," exclaimed Jone
sihat house belongs to Brown.
"That's the reason. old fellow" n
sponde.l Smith, "tbat | can afford
give 1t to you."- Breckenrids
News.
Disappoinimeuts in love before ma
riage, are very heartreniiag some
times, but those that come sftcrhons,
keeping arrangements have BIENNIAL
by Young married condle for Il
permanent entertainment Of a coup
couple of angels who never got in, a
found to be most numerous by ayel
large majority -lGlasgow Times.
A Cincinnati drummer accompa
led one of our ms4t charming ,onr
ladies to church Sunday night. Th'
went in rather late. and the church b
ing crowded, found seats on bent
fronting a stove. The night was We
warm. and after being there viii
the heat became oppressive. Feelil
hot and noticing his fair companion
cheeks were flushed. the drummer ~
lantly left his seat, while the preach
was eloquently holding forth, pick
NJ poker and threw omen the sto
door. only to discover that there "
not one spark of FIRE within.
hastily retiredto his seat, q redler ma
while his respiration increased rapid
and his temperature ran up rapidly
about 240. A broad smile we
round the congregation The drul
mer didn't smile till next day, when
asked two Of his friends to "smi
with him. jacksonville Times.