The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-12-07
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The Iit Is3ians vast chsef Hers
ia sssfsi Lsni ier @ssrsi siGf rfotDi
Dsai Hspsla4csas vho are agp ical ns Zoe
s1aPlpy@snt
The ola sasge so the oonsssy Rctvita'
s,aasisng. Il aasr b. sesrmna q pnnrt
ufsa ~ oeti plene that The half il tsiisr
tao he hole
.es. said ffeshmsa. ''h0w aDr
nsn ana nas hos fsf asay the stars arr
sai ,l4sis sae. 10, I cant see hos ibss
Esd ual their nsmes
RI, ~ nae 10 feel ny sfis,, saia
IA sAsn the physician tsegan feeling his
liiiss 'srte pale 10 noi there. sorf. i,'s
Ia my brad eut.oiniy
N uan has good health. remarked
.ise philosophical pasagrsphsr. "a i' m
i.n 30 .st the f.esd for any ih,og else;
hs onghi 10 Get IL for himself
Tho pahl1c slll phrase observe ihs,
NrBhar didut receive siagls vote 81 The
l.'e rleeiios That shoss what thn COM.
81, ihina. II false prophet
A Western ioarnsliis tells rs what he
soald 30 II BE- ~ae lscksss- A n,al
isatnslIsi reInaIis that shsi people desire
- sno- -. shat lie seald DO IL he wasn't
unf.
The frmsfk sss made that gentleman
tsi,a ssr kao.n 10 have pretty good az.
Jafitel had p-ieppsas his senses. POOH
riiied sup,ier. they would moi H.
monihfnl 10 him.
Hariry says There Was time when
nisa wslkeI on all fours The lowell
C,i'ssa knocks the novelty ont Of the idea
by telling him that he did the same thing
when be VAS young
"A New YORK man Loaf $4,000 worth
OF srt treasures by the burning Of his resi-
dence few days ago He will have to
purchase srea. many pounds Of tea BE-
fore the loss 10 made up.
Teacher. Define the word excasate.
Scholar 1T means 70 hollow out " Teach
en- 'Coustruc, a sentence 10 which the
sonl IL properly used. = Scholar; THE
baby cne4yates when it gets hurt"
III Ia said that the crop OF kangaroos
IN Australia is not near so large As il was .
lev years ago. 1t is suspected tina, they
III out si,h gr.a, haste when they heard
that Oscar Wilde was going TO visit the
country.
A Montana woman sued for divorce
because her husband kissed the servant
girl. "You want this man punishedf''
said the Judge. II do, said she. Then
shall not divorce you from Ihim," said
the Judge.
We are willing to take certain amount
Of stock in newspaper accounts 81 wes-
tern cyclones. but when an Arkansas pa
per tells abou. zephyr carrying bed
quiltGl miles. aud then going back for the
sheet, We ami there.
What is the difference between the
yon,hs and the minis department at the
big clothing shopf asked m lrishmsn Of
friend. Receiving no reply he contiu.
ued. because al the one buys my clothes
aud at the other clothes me b'ys."
"A neiehhor complained to an Austin
clergyman that the lattsr's little boy was
throwing stones at the neighbours house.
II don't know what TO do with that boy,
said the clergyman; 'the devil himself
cant break that boy Of throwing stones.
I've tried it faithfully.
Doctor 10 an acquaintance-'Mr Mrs.
Jones, sm glad TO see You have recov.
ereJ Mrs Jones "Yes, you have saved
my life. how can thank you sufficiently
Doctor ri saved your life? Why, didn't
attend you" Mrs. Jones-"Yes; aud that
is why am so grateful"
What is a yacbi?. we inquired Of
long, gaunt colder, who WAS loungiDg
about the wharf What's \ yotp' said
the fisherman. well, you get any sort Of
crait you please. and fill her up with liq-
nor aud seegyars and get yonr friends on
board and have a high old time, and that's
ayotf'
A story is told OF cool Bostonian when
undergoing q cross examination. Gen.
Butler had badgered him numerically.
and finally said with mixture Of solemni-
nifty and fiercepess, "Csn you look me- n
the eye and rpeat thaty' The witness
looked at him moment and asked quiet
ly. Which eyeg"
Did yon see dat hoss you WAS talkin'
OF buyin'y" asked one Austin darkey Of
another. Yes, | seei him. did on
buy lie hosss" NO, didn't buy him. he-
ka- dar Was no mutuali.y. ''Whs, do
yer mean. nj, eshr ''Dar Was no mninali
ty' seed cnuii oh de boss. bu, de hoss
didn't see enufi ob me lie WAS binn IN
one eye Dar has to I've morc mutuAliiy in
boss trade,
Hon. Thomas A Hendricks having re.
covered from bis attack Of alleged .seni.
gsngreue. good story - told Al tie q,
pense Of his medical attendants On the
ycrs DAY which his doctors bad SGT for his
departure from ibis mundane sphere
hlnn, old country doctor called 10 make
a iam.,ii ,I.ii, After pathetic inter.
,ies The eoaatry practitioner thought he
would like 10 take look At the =, an.
CREME thai ~as 20 end bis illusiri us
fr.euds lite. lie did 70: stared at il o. .
moatl.ei fsv = moment, and then ~it a |
derisiss srunt and ~ indignant. thumril g |
exclamation roarei out, "Noshing ba
bal' Surely enough. Mr.. Hendri ks
We. .s-,n fgsi.ins along the high rosd 10