Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-10-23
ALL SORTS.

new color in ladies' dress goods is called "wood-
bne." The moneylgoes where it twneth.
Unlike other cathartcs Dr. Plerce's "Pellets" do
not render the bowels costive after operation but
the contrary establish permanently healthy action.
Being entirely vegetable particular required
while using them. By druggists.
Triumphant shout in London: "Halexandrla in
hashesr'
Create healthy appetite, prevent maarial diseases
by using Browns Iron Bitters.
Human nature is a trife like match; chafe it and
it flares up.
Lord Chesterfield. the pink of politeness in his day.
said that true gentleman should be always suauiter
in modo. ortiter in re- which means, mild in manner
strong in action This is precisely the character of
Ayers Carthartic Pills. Nothing operates so mildly
and yet so powerfully in removing disease.
1t is easy enough for a vocalist to sing waltz to
waltz sing is another thing.
In their thirst for knowledge professional men have
been recently much engaged in vivisecton, which
means the cutting up of living animals. The practice
seems brutal, even at its best. Dissection. or the
cutting up of the dead, has been productive of
good. An autopsy often reveals hidden diseases and
brings out startling facts Here is case in point:
"Out of more than 500 dssections witnessed by the
renowned Dr. Cendenning about one.third presented
signs of heart disease" AS matter of fact DR..
Graves Heart Regulator is the only cure far dis
covered for this disease At druggists.
What pity it is that men OF cheek have no more
genius, and men of genius more cheek.
From Maj. Downs. Military Instructor: "Mt. Pleas
ant Academy, Sing Sing. N. Y. During the very cold
weather was suffering with catarrh. My head and
throat ached so severely that obliged to give up
suggested Within an hour from the first application
1 felt relieved. the pain began to subside. In two
days entirely cured w. A. Downs. Feb. 15 1881
A gentleman from Orwell, Pa, called my attention
| to Elys Cream Balm as a remedy for catarrh, hay
fever, etc. He earnest in asserting it to be
positive cure (himsef having been cured by it, thai
purchased stock. The Balm has already effected
| number of cures. P. F. HYATT NJ. D., Bordentown
New Jersey.
| The jokes of the circus clown must be made up o
kind words. For, you know, "kind words never die "
See Bird" advt; get Holden's Bird Book; food
care, diseases. breeding. He has extra singers.
The New York Commercial Advertiser says: Ever
pretty girl has been some other fellows sweetheart.
ENTIRELY SATIsFAcToRY.-Ladies wishing pei
fume that camhines novelty, delcacy and richness
find Floreston Cologne entirely satisfactory.
Show this item to your girl: Thirty persons wer
poisoned at Union Springs on Tuesday from eatin
| ice cream.
| DIFFICULT PROBLEM SoLvED.-The desire 70
stimulants Is becoming monstrous evil and how
overcome it is serious question with reformers
Parkers Ginger Tonic fairly solves the difficult prot
lem. 1t invigorates body and mind without intoxica
ing, and has brought health and happiness to man
desolate homes-Enquirer. See other column.
Jones wants to know how long bees live. We don
know that long bees live any different from any othe
kind
when publicly testified that had been cured
terrible skin humor by the Cuticura Remedies d
that others might be cured. and do regret tn
time given to answering nquiries."-Hon william
Taylor Boston.
CATARRH-Relef in five minutes in every cas-
gratifying, wholesome relief beyond money valu
Cure begins from first application and is rapid radio
| anu pcruldueut Ash iOT OdHlOIuS hdulCdl Oul
Complete for 81.
In horse car: Campbell, my dear fellow don
show good breeding toward the ladies, or folks vi
think you came from the country"
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs cold
bronchitis. whooping cough. Group. influenza, CO
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs al
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
When man gets SO lazy that starvation it's
won't drive him to work, you will usually find hi
running for Office labor reform ticket
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debili
liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic diarrhG
nervous affections, female complaints. and all diseas
originating in bad state of the blood.
She knew how it was herself First lady-'De
me. 1 never saw Mrs. Potts look pale" seco
lady-"Nor I; she's probably been out in the re-
, without umbrella
''RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
last Ask druggists for Trough ON Rats" 1t cles
out rats mice, reaches flies. bed-bugs. 15c boxes.
SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Absoll
for debility and weakness of the gene
tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
$l.25. for S.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City, N. ].
"BuoHUPAIBA."-New quick. complete cure da
7 urinary Affections smarting. frequent difficult l
nation, kidney diseases. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express LIS, for S.. E. S. Wells. Jersey City,
A woman in Philadelphia badly burned by
S explosion OF doughnut in frying pan. The G.
swore off on doughnuts when he heard oft.
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= Marshall Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Fl
. tro-voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial
thirty days to men iyoung or od) who are attic
with nervous debility. lost vitality and manhood
a kindred troubles. guaranteeing speedy and eompl
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above N. B.-No risk is incurred, thirty days
! is allowed