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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

saying: 'there goes a man who will be
dead within year / believe his words
would have proven true if I had not for
tunately secured and used the re me ely
now known as Warmers Kidney and
Liver Cure"
I" And this caused you to manufacture
" No, it caused me to investigate. ]
went 10 the principal cities with DR.. Craig
the discoverer, and saw the physicians
prescribing and using it and saw that DR.
Craig was unable with his facilities, to
supply the medicine to thousands who
wanted it. I therefore determined, as a
duty l owed humanity and the suffering,
to bring it within their reach and now it
is known in every part of America. is sold
in every drug store and has become a
household necessity"
The reporter left Mr.. Warner much
impressed with the earnestness and sim
cerity of his statements and next paid a
visit to DR.. S. A. baltimore at his resi-
dence on Prince street. DIR. baltimore,
although busily engaged upon some mat
tiers connected with the State Board of
Health, of which he is one of the ana
lysts, courteously answered the questions
that were propouHded him:
Did you make a chemical analysis of
the case of Mr.. III. II. Warner some three
years ago, Doctor?
=" Yes, sir"
What does this ANALYSIS show you ?"
The presence of albumen and tube
casts in great abundance"
" And what did the symptoms indi-
cate ?"
"a serious disease of the kidneye.0
Did you think Mr.. Warner could re-
cover?"
mo, sir; | did not think it possible.
1t was seldom, indeed, that 40 pronounced
case had, up to that time ever been
cured"
''Do you know anything about the rem
edy which cured him?"
Yes; / have chemically Analysed it,
and upon critical examination find it en-
tirely free from any poisonous or dele
terious substances"
We publish the foregoing statements in
view of the commotion which the publici-
ty of DR.. Henion's article has caused and
to meet the protestations which have
been made. The standing of DIR. Heniop,
MIR. Warner and Dr. baltimore in the
community is beyond question, and the
statements they make cannot for mo-
ment be doubted. They conclusively show
that Brights disease of the kidneys is one
OF the most deceptive and dangerous of all
diseases, that it is exceedingly common,
alarmingly increasing, and that it can be
cured.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
A Funny Bill from an Artist.

&C. g." in Land and Water.
L came across copy of funny old
bill from painter sent to noble lord
a professed connoisseur and large col,
lector of pictures. I give the items
verbatim for the amusement of your
readers, from the copy, which reads
more like q comic efusion than a poor
mans claim for artistic work:
To filling up the chink in the Red
Sea, and repairing the damages of Pha-
raoh's host.
To cleaning six of the Apostles,
and adding an entirely new Judas Isca-
riot.
To pair of new hands for Daniel in
the lions den, and set of teeth fo1
the lioness.
To an alteration in the Belief, mend
ing the Commandments, and making q
new Lords Prayer.
To new vanishing Moses rod.
Torepairing Northumberland beard.
To mending the pitcher of Rebecca.
To pair of ears for Balaam and
making a new tongue for the ass.
The renewing the picture of Sam
son in the character of a fox-hunter,
and substituting whip for the fire
brand.
To p new broom and bonnet for the
Witch of Enpor.
To sheet-anchor, a jury-mast and a
long boat for Noah's ark.
To painting twenty-one new steps to
Jacobs ladder.
To mending the Yellowstone.
To adding some Scotch cattle to Pha-
raoh's lean kline.
To making a new head for Hole
fernes and cleansing Judith's hands.
To giving a blush to the cheeks of
Eve on presenting the apple to Adam
To painting Jezebel in thu character
of a huntsman taking a flying leap
from the walls of Jericho.
TIC planting new city in the land of
Nod.
To painting a shoulder of mutton
and shin of beef in the mouths of
two of the ravens feeding Elijah.
To an exact representation of Noah
in the character of a General reviewing
his troops, preparatory to their march,
with the dove dressed as an aide-de-
camp.
To painting Noah dressed in an Ad-
miral's uniform.
To painting Samson making a present
of his jaw-bone to the proprietors of the
British Museum.
To making the Congress of America,
as in 1874, and the Tower of Babel COM
panion prints.
To repairing Solomon's nose and
making new nail to his middle finger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

formed. The grangers arise in their
wrathful might. Destructive legisla-
ton, ike the Potter law, is enacted
The public faith, guaranteed to the
railroad in Its inception, is broken a
blow is aimed at the general prosper
ity; credit is impaired; capital is scared
and withdraws its supplies from the
channels of commerce and industry
disaster and collapse ensue, the road
goes into the hands of receiver, or in
to bankruptcy, and the paralysis OF
hard times settle down upon every en-.
ternrise Of trade, of labor and invest
ment.
This is not fancy sketch. 1t is
drawn on the hard lines of facts and
experience. 1t has its lessons, also,
which may well be needed and be a
guide for the future.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

everything seemed gone-there was
nothing left for him but death.
Presently carriage wheels came
down the road; carriage lamps flashed
through the dusk, and grew stationary
opposite the window. Mr.. Hunter
hustled in and announced, in tone oil
triumph, that the carriage had come
for the young lady, and had done the
distance wonderfully quick. Then the
door shut, and they were alone togeth-
er again.
Softly and distinctly Seaton heard
her say his name, Arthur but be
did not move. 1t seemed to him that
he would keep back all his love, clinch
fast his heart till she was gone, and
then die swiftly of the pain.
arthur, am waiting dear. Won't
you come? Are you not going to for.
give me?"
Now he rose and CROPPED his way to-
ward her like blind man. She stretch.
ed out her hand and drew him toward
her. Then he bent down, she raised
her face, and the hearts and lips sc
long disunited came together IN a long
passionate kiss. He knelt down by her
her head sank upon his shoulder, and
for several minutes they remained
thus, lost in loves profound peace and
mystery. And the corks continued to
pop, and the wagoners on their way to
L ondon tramped in and out of the ban
and good-nights were exchanged be-
tween customers and landlord, and as
Arthur folded Alice's mantle around
her, she said shyly:
"You are coming back with me to
see mamma, are you not?"
MAY II" he answered, great Joy evi.
dent in his face and voice.
So the bedroom which Mrs. Hunter
had been preparing all the afternoon
and of which she was not little proud
remained unoccupied; but the pay
ment was lavish, and the days labor
was not regretted.
Oh that never-to-be-forgotten ride
to Chisclhurst through the wild, windy
evening And the rain ceased, and
strange voices were abroad in the wind
singing jubilantly over love rerisen and
redeeming. And the clouds drifted
away, and the pure, sweet moonlight
quivered over wet fields and trees, and
seemed loves benediction.
leave you to imagine the arrival
home. Arthur had always been fa-
vorite with Mrs. Clarefeld, and in the
the old days of quarrels she used al
ways to take his part. When dinner
had at last been disposed of, Mrs. Clare
field pleaded household duties and
went to her bedroom. There she sat
down before the fire and wept profusely
dear soul, over the happiness OF her
children, And down stairs these two
were very quiet. To them love was a
very solemn thing, and they were sol
emn lovers. And the wonderful, price
less moments went silently and swiftly
by.
Presently Alice said, as she looked
up in Arthur's face
"You are not going to continue your
walk to Hastings this week ?"
And he answered with smile:
''But, my dear, [ have pledged my
word of honor to do So"
And I command you to break it. y
Yes, and he did break it but none
of his friends brought it as an accuse.
tiou against him that for once in his
in his life he had broken his word OF
honor.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
Why Some are Poor.

Cream is allowed to mold and spoil.
Silver spoons are used to scrape kettles.
The scrubbing brush is left in the water.
Nice handle knives are thrown in hot
water. Brooms are never hung up.
Dlshcloths are thrown where mice can
destroy them. Tubs and barrels are
left in the sun to dry and fall apart.
Clothes are left on the line to whip to
pieces in the wind. Pie crust is left to
sour instead of making few tarts for
tea. Dried fruit is not taken care of in
season and becomes wormy. Vegeta-
bles are thrown away that would make
a good dinner. The cork is left out of
the syrup jug and the flies take posses
sion. Bits of meat are thrown out that
would make an excellent hash for break
fast. Coffee, tea and spices are left to
stand open and lose their strength.
Pork spoils for the want of salt, and be-
cause the brine wants scalding.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
COURAGE.

Whether the way be dark or light,
My soul shall sing as journey on;
sweetIy sing in the deeps of night
AS 1t sang in the burst of the golden dawn.
Nothing can crush me, or silence me long.
Though the heart be bowed yet the soul shall
rise
Higher and higher on wings of song
Till it swims like the lark in a sea of skies.
Though youth may fade and love grow cold,
And friends prove false, and best hopes blight
Yet the sun viii wade in waves of gold
And the stars in glory will shine at night.
Though all earth's joys from my life are missed
And | of the whole world stand bereft,
Yet dawns will be purple and amethyst
And | can not be ad while the seas are left.
For / am part of the mighty whole
belong to the system of life and death.
am under the law of a Great Control,
And strong with the courage of love and faith
Ella Wheeler, IN st. Paul Dispatch.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

On the appearance Of the first symptoms-as
general debility loss Of appetite, pallor, chilly
sensations followed by night sweats and cough
prompt measures for relief should be taken. Con
sumption is scrofulous disease OF the LUNGS
therefore use the great anti-scrcfula, or blood
purifier and strengthen estorer DIR. Pierce 8
Golden Medical Discovery" Superior to Cod
liver oil as nutritiyc, and unsurpassed as a
pectoral. For weak lungs, splitting Of blood. and
kindred affections, il has no equal. Sold by drug
gsts the world over. For DR.. Pierce's pamphlet
on Consumption, send two stamps to WORLDS
DisrESsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
Gen. Logan

of Illinois, .. S. Senator says of Durangs Kheu-
ma'ic Remedy: 81 am thoroughly satisfied
have been cured by its use and do not hesitate to
recommend it." John Cessna. ex-member of
congress from Pennsylvania, writes: 81 took
three doses of Durangs Remedy and my rheuma-
tism was gone" Mrs, Gen. Sherman says: Il
have frequently purchased Durangs Rheumatic
Remedy for friends suffering with rheumatism
and in every instance it works like magic" Sold
at all drug stores. Send for free pamphlet to R.
K. Helpenstine Washington, D. c.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

coupled with terms of Endorsement and en-
eouragement, bring relief and cure to those SUI
lerlng with rheumatism. In view of the wonder
ful record of this Great German Remedy in the
cure of rheumatism, neuralgia and all painful
diseases it appears in the light of strong duty for
everyone TO patiently, yet perSistently, urge its
mind that the highest good from man 10 man
consists in that which tends to promote their
peace, welfare and general health. Among others
who have, no hesitation in giving free expression
70 their opinion is Bishop Gilmour, of Cleveland
OHIO, who has used the Great German Remedy
ST. JACOBS OIL, and endorses it highly. He
writes about il as follows: :" | am pleased to say
that the use Of ST. JACOBS OIL has benefited me
greatly, and have no hesitation TO recommend
il to all as an excellent curative
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

$50 you enjoyed your visit to the
nnnsannn, did yoI1 2'' inquired a young
man of his adored ones little sister.
ooh, yes! And do you know we saw a
camel there that screwed its mouth and
eyes around awfully; and sister said It
looked exactly like you when you are
reciting poetry at evening parties"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
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Spirits and General Debility, IN the various forms,
also as preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers. tie 'FERRo-PHosPHo-
RATED ELIXIR OF CALIsAYA," made by Caswell,
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all drug
gsts is the best tonic and for patients recovering
from Fever or other sickness, it has no equal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
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How tn Secure Health.

1t seems strange that eny will suffer from de-
rangements brought on by impure blood, when SEQ
ve's sarsaparia and Stfngfa will restore health tc
the physical organization. is pleasant to take and
the best blood purifier discovered curing Scrou
la, Weakness of the Kidneys, Erysipeas Malaria, al
Nervous disorders, Debility Bilious complaints, and
all Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach
Skn etc. AS health renewer it acts like a charm,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

The st. Paul (Minn) Globe observes
Things had gone wrong with him, and
he wanted to die; yet he had the whole
house darling around mighty lively, so
we heard, hunting for the st. Jacobs
Oil bottle, when the first twinge ofrheu-
matism gathered him up.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
&c The second

The second cousins of the corpse
will please come forward and take
their Places" loudly called the sexton
on one occasion. "The lateral branches
of the corpse" said another, will now
foin the procession"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

He had lost his knife and they asked
him the usual question:: edo you
know where you lost it?' Yes, yes, 4"
he replied, OF course | do. Pm merely
hunting in these other places for it to
kill time"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

How To GET SIcK.-Expose yourself day and
night. eat too much without exercise, work too
hard without rest doctor all the time take all the
vile nOstrums advertised, and then you will want
to know
How TO GET WELL.-Which is answered in
three WOrds-Take Hon Bittersl
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

By putting an or" in the wrong
place Richmond printer made the
editor say of a scene at the close of a
burial, disconsolate fiends stood
riveted to the sport"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

Mr.. Samuel Musselman and wife,
formerly of Page county, Va, now of
Ohio, have lately celebrated the sew
enty-second anniversary of their mar
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

The preservation of articles of diet
with salicylic acid has been prohibited
by the French government. it being con-
sidered that this well known preserva-
tive agent is dangerous to health.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
THE use of HOmoeonathic Medicines

The use of Homeopathic Medicines
in Veterinary practice is steadily gain
ing ground, and it has been fully de-
monstrated that all diseases of horses
and cattle, and especially the dreaded
pleuro-pneumonia, are readily amena-
BILE to homeopathic treatment. Vet
Urinary Homeopathic Medicine cases
and books, giving plain directions for
their use can be obtained III ali styles and
prices at Boericke & TafePs Homeo-
pathic Pharmacy, 80 Clark ST., Chicago.
Send for Descriptive Price Current.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

Dr.. Dankwortt has just tabulated
the positions of forty-six stars for the
commencement of each century from
1000 B. c., to 1900 A. d.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

SPECIAL OFFER.-TEN POUNDS OF our
NEW CROP TEAS, Black, Green Mixed, sent by ex-
press, charges paid, on receipt of s.. BEAUTIFUL
OIL CHROMO, size 20x24 of our laKented President
GARFIELD viii EVERY es R g ofder with
AZ oI,oao Jn,s ~; " "a - = ~ =,
our martyred President, GET UP CLUBS among
your friends. On $40 orders deduct Is per cent off
pay all express charges and enclose the chrome one
for every five pounds THE GREAT AMERI-
CAN TEA CO., (P o. Box 289) 81 & 80 Yesey, NY.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

DR.. Pierce's "Fayorite Prescription" is every-
where acknowledged TO be the standard remedy
for female complaints and weaknesses. 1t is sold
by druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

Mrs. Mary Clemmer, the authoress,
IS about putting the finishing touches to
another book. She is said to be about
TO marry again.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

Senator Teller. of Colorado, has in
troduced bill granting one quarter
section Of land each to the widows and
daughters of N. G. Meeker, the Indian
agent massacred in Colorado.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
Ten Years Experience

UEDARvILLE, O., Dec. is, 1881,
Have used Piso's Cure for Consumption in my
family for ten years, and want nothing better a
cough remedy. J. A. HAREND.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

The huge, drastic, gripening. sicking pills are
fast being superseded by DR.. Pierccs Purgativt
Pellets" Sold by druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

- - grr AND THEIR HEIRS
Nv >nsHsOhn should all send for
HA.OUtutCI y pie copy OF that wonder
full paper, the WORLD
AND SOLDIER published at Washington, D. G.. 1t con-
ains stories of the war, camp life. from the
battlefield, and thousand things Of interest to
countrys defenders 1t is the great soldiers paper
1t contains all the laws and instructions relating
pensions and bounties for soldiers and their heirs Ev
cry exsolder should enroll his name under the World
and Soldier banner at s pages 40 columns,
weekly, 81 year. mple copy free. Address WORLD
AND SOLDIER, Washington. ID. G..
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

James Morgan, East Water ST., Mil
waukee, has the largest and most beau.
tiful stock of Embroideriea, Ladies
Muslin Skirts, Nightgowns, Drawers,
etc. in the north west.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

A complaint of long standing-the
shop girls.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

Deacon Smith buys Carboline, the.deodouzed Pc
troleum hair renewer and restorer, and since its
improvement, recommends it to all his friends as
the perfection of all hair preparations. This
shows that the Deacon is a wise man and knows
what is what.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

DR.. ROGERS VEGETABLE WORM SYRUP instantly
destroys worms and removes all the secreons which
cause them.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
TIE OFFICIAL HISTORY OF THE
CUT EAU TRIAL

This is the only complete and fully illustrated "Iife
and Trial Of Gueau II contains all the testimony OF
the xperts and other noted witnesses: all speech
made by the cunning assass in his great efforts
cape the gallows by feigning insanity. Beware Of
this work. Agents Wanted, Circulars free Ex-
ira terms to Agents. Address NATIONAL PUBLISHING
N
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23

BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures pain in Man and
Beast. Useextern ally and internally.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-02-23
A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed,

anu by such a ones sympathizihg advice and
a ~. many a trouble has been lifted and burden
ag9atened. Such a friendship is worth keeping
M Mnel rom his experience he advises and
nlStruetS, his opinions should be Needed Tfkind
To- %otuS can never die, and good deeds are never
ene lnd9eement for always doing the good
tbst tp i sun great one. Many people imagine
trt mat IL is the detail that makes the ag-
fitfis ti,'sInl'e drops that form the showers-the
finrebIa OF life that make existence en-
JAC0P iS Is as IN the picture, the good old ST.
snt bp ,eaitendlng relief TO the suffering suppl
ST JsCops ing bottle of that wonderful remedy
fit for his f III, 80 All can do something of bet.
slckness In bow many inSrnnS nnld tr ~,
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-08-12
A CARD.
70 THE roTERs OF THE FIFTH JU.

TO THE T0TERS or THE FIFTH JU-
DICIAL CIRCUIT or MARYLAND.
Fellor- Citizens FL published card in the
Democratic Adroeate on the 9th of January
last, on the subject of the Election Of Judges,
which viii take place next November. In
that card / stated that had not finally deter
mined whether or not | would be candidate
for reelection to the Judgeship which | now
hold. In addition to the reasons | assigned
for not then announcing myself q candidate,
there were paramount considerations which
influenced my action in this regard. Idesiredto
look about and ascertain whether | could find
any other employment or occupation by which
could earn livelihood for myself and de-
cent support for those who are dependent on
me. If i could be reasonably certain of this
would with great pleasure retire from the Bench
with heartfelt thanks to you, the people of this
circuit, Of all political parties, who, by your
out-spoken approval from time to time of my
official conduct, have sustained me in the
faithful performance of the oner0us duties |
have had to discharge. But on reflection /
am convinced that fifteen years service on
the Bench, to which service | have given my
whole and undivided attention, has untitled
me, at my time of life, for success IN any 9TH
er employment.
feel constrained, therefore, to appeal to
YOU for permission to continue TO labor in an
Office in which have reason to believe | can
render the public good service.
To this end / hereby announce myself a
candidate for reelection to the Office of Asso-
ciate Judge of the Circuit Court for the Fifth
Judicial Circuit of Maryland.
Should be reelected, II will, to the best
ofm skill and Judgment, diligently and faith
| fully, without partially or prejudice, execute
the Office Very Truly Yours,
] april l5- VIM. n. HAYDEN.