The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-20
MAY 20, 1882.
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IIOlhulIS ID bHo A"7HiiHS VI
A Chicago girl can smile "a glad, six
button smile"
We presume the aesthetics would call
Lamb a.feshly poet.
I'm shake you for the quinine,'
said the ague to the victim.
And now Frenchmen propose to lock
up the condition of the south pole.
A new absurdity is collecting teapots
of all sizes, shapes, designs, materials,
and countries.
A Louisville belle has IN her parlor q
beautifully embroidered motto, "E Plur
bus, yum, yum"
Fifty English brewersiwho have land
cd in Philadelphia propose to manufac-
ture the genuine English ale.
There is a carpet that can't be
beat" said the dealer. And the man
bought it. lie says he hates carpet
beating.
A Lynn horse. car driver was recently
kicked on the cheek by a horse. The
man wa uniDjured, but the horses leg
WA broken, says the Lynn Bee.
\ Cincinniti man founded a widows
home, open to all widows who intend to
remain widows. He got a big %reputa-
ton for philanthropy and it did not
cost him a cent.
NOW, Sammy, have you read the
story of Joseph" ooh yes, uncle"
"Well, then, what wrong did they do
when they sold their brother?" "They
sold him too cheap"
Stories for children used to begin:
"Once upon a time there lived"
Now they begin: Vengeance, blood,
DEATH shouted Rattlesnake JIM" or
words to that effect.
''Reasons for dressing plainly IN Sun
day." is the title of a little essay on
ethics. Most of us nave the very best
reasons for dressing plainly on Sunday.
Don't mention 1t.
yes" said the country member, ~
went to the variety show because l was
sure there'd be nobody there who knew
me. burned If pretty much the whole
Legislature wasn't therel"
DE man who takes up de most side
walk am not allus the pusson of de
most consequence. A 10 cent drunk
ard wants mo- room in dis world dan n
Iudye of de suDrpme COurtn
Wise father to his sOn-"Now, John,
l do not object to your being u fool and
an idiot; be Il fool and an idiot If you
want to; but what l do not wish you to
do is to let everybody know it."
"Can you let me have some clabber?'
asked a traveller at a farmhouse. "You
can't nave any" replied the honest
farmer, 1--WE just given it the hogs;
first come, first served, you know
The philosopher who starts life with
the idea that the rest of the world are
u pack of "dom'd ~fules," as Carlyle
would say, is more likely to strike it
rich than the mar who takes m oppo-
site view.
Two little girls, aged four and six
years, had some new dresses, and were
on their way to Sunday school. Said
Eta, the elder, ooh, l have forgotten
my verse. - II haven't forgotten mine"
replied the other; lit Is, Blessed are
the dressmakGr5.' ~
The Rev. John Jasper, the dIstin-
guished upholder of the theory that "de
sun do move" thinks that his scientific
critics would do better to remove the
"mokes" from their own eyes before
trying to blow de beans out o. his'n.''
Only about one out of fifteen of the
American girls who go abroad to become
great singers or painters are ever heard
of. The other fourteen marry Italian
counts, and when night comes are too
busy taking care Of the monkeys and
mending tamborines to hunt up their
old acquaintance.
\ man il Green Bay, Wis, sent a
pair Of trousers to a friend who had a
part in private theatricals, with the
message. LOANED for the part you are
about to play" He entrusted to the
same messenger a piece of silverware
designed as q wedding gift to a young
lady about to he married. The mes
senger gave her the wrong parcel!
Then you don't want to rent me
your house, said a New Haven man in
search Of a house, Yes, yes; but you
see the family in it now owes me a lit
tie rent, and l DON'T exadtly see how l
can get 'em OUT "Hang it all; warn
'em out. That's the way they dc me. -
And then he wondered why u curious
expression came over the face of tile
landlord.
1t is customary in some localities to
teach children TO think Of a text as
they drop their money into the contrl,
button hox. a certain little girl at a
Sunday school recently, saw the box ap.