Daily Republican., 1882-04-04
BREvIrlH.

Sun rises 6A. Sun ssu s.2z.
For cut flowers, 20 to 100 King street.
Parker ouppins and lssohing, los Z. Sss.
long. ''''
ALL sTovKs SOLD BY H. +. ProxYLs ARs
IWARRAhTkp.
f1ne II K. Plain Gold Rings, ct E.E
Hanf SIS East Fourth street,
ABOUT one thousand roses are required To
mako ono pound Of sttar of roses
| II Is said that hysterical persons have m
marked taste for vinegar and green fruit,
| Muilin, on West Front street has on hand
standard stock of Tobacco AID Cigars.
| A herring yields over 80 900 eggs, myrlads
OF which arc devoured by various enemies
Remedies are said to be known for the moi.
son OF al snakes, except that of tho osbra.
Men often Judge the person, but not the
cause, Whioh is not justice, but malioA
Ihere is nothing that 80 re fines the face
anu mind as the presence OF great thoughts.
Get your photographs At Hollands gallery
NO. sIh'rd str""' 'wo doors East Of Market.
tne card photographs for u, atHolland's
gallery, No. I Third street, betweonMarkst
and King.
Training IL hand and eye to do work we'll
leads individuals TO torn correct habits in
other respects.
He that does good for goods sake, seeks
heither praise nor reward, though sure of
beth at last.
1t seems that tho men who aren't wanted
mere are the men who aren't wanted In tho
other world.
What men want is not talent, 1t is purpose,
not the power to achieve, but the viii to -
labor.
The natural affections arc as debased BY
vice as they are ennobled and refined BY
virtue.
We may laugh or weep at the madness Of
mankind; we have no right whatever to
vallify them.
The celebrated Earl 4 Wilson cuffs and
collars the best In the market, at q IS. Hum
phroy 4 Bro, SO2 Market rect.
NEW LI9HT HOUSE, Cook, FARMER 4IRr..
Harmony StOvas, with or without reservoir at
H. +. Pickels. and East Fourth street.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 20
TO L. +. Adair's 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his Drioes.
OLD STOVES BOUGHT OR TAKEN IN Rx.
CHANGE AT H. Z. Pickels, 7 and E Fourth
street.
Tho pitcher that goes so often to the beer.
house Is broken at last. 1t Is the same way
with the catcher.
Michigan, to beat the boy preacher, trots
out "boy mayor" Next we shall have q boy
Oldest inhabitant,
Florida mosquitoes carry of live sheep.
This step looks much less improbs bic after
you have once seen Florida sheep.
SmeltI B. Co. sell potatoes or anything else
In their line lower than any other dealers in
the city, No. ID East Fourth streets.
Hyeu want first class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards sixth and Tatnall streets.
In Africa, vegetable butter is made from
the fruit of a shHa.tree, and IL OF richer
taste than any made Of cows milk.
The place to buv your -four, feed, hay, &C,
is at W. >. townsend, No 8 East Fourth
street Give him call and be convinced.
"My daughter" exclaimed q fashionable,
mother, lis innOoenss itself, You can't say
anything in her presence that will make her
blush.n
"Well what Is 1t that causes the saltness of
the wa er Of the ocean ?" inquired a teacher
Of q bright little boy. "lhe goldfish re-
piled the little original.
Now IL you want to buy butter, cheese,
apples, potatoes and country produce In gen.
eral.don't forget to call at No. 13 East Fourth
street, Smeltz Il 20.
A man gathering mushrooms was told that
they were poisonous Thank you," he re-
piled, IL am not going to eat them myself; Il
sell them at the hotel.''
BEFORE BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK OF
Stoves, Heaters and ranyes Of H. +. Pickels,
and East Fourth street.. Largest assort-
ment in the city.
Oysters can live twenty-fout hours In an
exhausCsd receiver. The fame OF candle
goes out in one minute, charcoal in tive
minutes.
W. s. Townsend, the popular -four and
feed dealer, is on hand at his strore. NO. 8 e.
Fourth street, witt all the best brands Of
-four, ETC., in the market.
A fellow down South stole wa9on aud
used 1t II week before he found out 1t was the
smallpox ambulance, and then he couldn't
see that 1t was good joke on him.
HARVEST Hons, VICTOR COOK, Apollo,
Othello, New Mayhower, New Record, New
Stuart, Ruby, Reliance and New Sunshine
Ranges, at H. +. Pckels, and East Fourth
street.
Persons wanting mlnce meat. apple butter,
preserves Of all kinds good, pure tub butter,
buckwheat, &C., can be accommodated at H.
H. Mo0re's stalls. " and "A And street market
Imagine the INDIGNATION of an American
boy in French school, who In history
class is told how Lafayette the great Frer ch
general trlumphed in the Revolution, assist
ed by one Washington.
Last week a whitehall gentleman, view
ing the st. Pat lex procession in New York,
overheard footman say: "Bedad the
vhiskey 'ellers rides the horses, but the
whiskey drinkers goes a-fut."
"If ever l marry shsn't seek for mind /;
minds too cold. III choose an emotional
woman" Don't do 1t, eagerly exclaimed
his bald head friend. Don't do 1t, ! i'm
plore you. My Wife's is an emotional wo-
man"
According to a truthful Indian newspaper,
Z hungry lion invaded . young ladies' semi
nary on Commencement day and bouncing In
among them, carried OF the prettiest and
pluDpest with her composition In her pocket
"a school girls essay on Kindness TO ami
mails.
Suits made to order In fashionable styles,
rom tl6 up Pants from $3.50 up ft guar
anteed. Cleaning, securing, cutting and re-
pairing speciality. WV. MoKBHIIE, 2 East
seventh street.
Two sailors we're quarrellng, and one call
I'd the other "lossded son Of gun I'm
lot crookeder than you are, WAS the reply.
You be retOrted the other; "if you were
o put tsn emmy nail III your mouth, 1t
would come cut c0rk-screw."
There was small Lad
who once, when mad,
Made things decidedly sprightly.
Al this the boys dad
Became, also, quito mad,
And walloped that lad more tt IN slightly.
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