The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-20
THE DAILY CAIRO BUlLETIN TUESDAY MORNING. JUNE 90 1882

the Glen House, in the White mountains.
and is beautiful enough TO frame. Every
one contemplating a trip east this summer
whether they intend going on these excur.
slons or not, should send 30 cents and SO.
cure one. Those who do not wish to invest
ten three cent stamps, in this guide book,
should send one stamp for circular, but
we advise all to take the book. 1t is worth
ten times the price asked, and we would
also recommend the Grand Trunk railroad
route to all travellers. No better equipped
or safer line, with more accommodating Of
fcers, is in existence.
MIR. GLADDEN., editor Of the Three States,
claims to have in his Office great curiosi-
ty 1t is, says Mr.. GLADDEN., in the last
issue of his paper: "The copy of letter
written by our blessed Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ, found eighty.four miles from
lconium, sixty-fve years after our blessed
Savior's cruciixion; transmitted from the
Holy City by converted Jew; faithfully
translated from the original Hebrew copy,
in possession of the Lady Cubas family, at
Mesopotamia. The letter was written by
Jesus Christ, and found under great stone
both round and large, at the foot of the
cross, eighty-four miles from Iconium, near
village called Mesopotamia, upon this
stone was written and cngraven: Blessed
lis he that shall turn me over" The sheet
contains, Our Saviors Letter." King Ag-
| barus' Letter to Christ" "Our Savior's
| Answer and "Seutulus' Epistle to the
Senate and Rome" In Christ's letter it
says that any person having copy of it
will be free from all DANGER that pestilence
can not touch than, nor thunder or light
ening do any hurt, besides being good to
have about sick persons. This copy be-
longs to our friend Gooden, and he con-
siders himself fortunate in possession of it," |
This beats eggs with strange inscriptions
upon them all to pieces, and those having
any more of these in course of preparation,
had better 90 out Of the business They have
been fairly and completely showed I'M
der by the "holy letter" of Mr. GLADDEN..
Some people look upon ham as a very
important and a very nutritious article Of
diet, and believe that its effect upon an
empty stomach and an emaciated frame is
very beneficial. Some people are
right-if they have in view the right kind
Of ham. Ordinary ham is good thing,
but there is an extraordinary ham, the ef-
fleets Of which are very peculiar, and are
not confined to the physical constitutions of
men-at least not OF sable colored men. The
ham We have reference to is of recent i'm
portAtion in these parts 1t bears
a brand the first syllable of which
is not fit for pious ears Slices of it have
been dealt out among large number OF
our fellow citizens, in some of whom IT
worked a complete TRANSPORTATION, both in
dress and manners-ln dress they be-
came gentlem; in manners, most anything
else. But in one instance the effects Of
few slices Of this wonderful ham were
more remarkable still The subject was
chairman of the Second ward primary and
it appears that the ham mounted direct to
his brain, or the place where that mystic
riOus substance ought to have been, and
settled upon what phrenologists call the
bump Of calculation, causing said bump to
actually see more in crowd Of
thirty-one DamrOnites than he could
in crowd Of thirty-seven Tbomasonians
Ii was certainly remarkable case Of men,
tai halucination regarding figures. Fig
ures, they cay, don't lie, but in this case
either they or Less Harris lied, and It seems
that in either case Damron ham was to
blame for It.
Granting that, by means not as mystic
rious as even moderately sensitive and
honorable man would like, Judge Damron
has been given the delegates from four Of
the five precincts in the city, the results Of
the primaries in the entire county, 50 far
was as known last evening, do not show as
disastrous a defeat Of the better element
OF the Republican party az was at first sup.
posed. News from Elco, Hodges Park
and Beech Ridge is all favorable to Capt.
Thomas. AT East Cape Girardeau, a. at
several other precincts, no primaries were
held because of the storm. There is good
reason for believing that the county viii 20
entirely for Capt, Thomas when the prima.
rlcs are all held, which will give him
twcnty-four delegates. Add these to
the eight instructed for him in the Fifth
ward aud lbs will have thirty.two, or Just
onchalf of all the delegates in the conven
ton, which will give him no small chanco