The Penn's Grove record., 1882-07-29

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I planted on Wednesday.
Two barge load of coal it1as arrived
during the week fofNr. Henry barber.
The coal business promises to be a
lively one in PENIS Grove this fall
and winter. Opposition is going to
liyen it up.
If PAPER Is worth reading, why
1 isn't it worth paying for2 Answer ex-
pecteddext week.
The Jersey strand these evenings is
mostly a iutter of white dresses.
On Monday John Wesley Anderson,
|. oolored, was arrested and brought be-
fore Squire Dec rofft charged with as
sault and battery on the person of Mrs.
Georgiaua Dolbow. He was bound
oyer to arswer at the next term of
4 court.
ME-. Sunday School No. l, enjoyed
its annual picnic in Divers woods last
Wednesday.
A new musical genius in London is
a boy named Gslsotli. His perform
aness are extraordinary, and his rapt-
urous admirers think they have found
a new Mozart.
Il is now affirmed that poor diges-
tion is caused by weak eyes. And we
had always sLpl osed just the opposite
namely, that dySpeptics were generally
people with ey rs bigger than their stom
achs.
s'This Is glorious orr weather."
says the Chicago Inter Ocean. Yes, it
certainly is. During hot weather the
size Of tue feet cannot be concealed by
overshoes, consequently young mel
have to crowd them into low shoes
two sizes too little in order to make
them. look small.
Josh Biliingssays that a good doctor
| is q gentleman to whom W. pay a visit
for advising US to eat less and exercise
more.
When the enterprising reformer is
reforming he Is working up political
| boom for himself
A tin roof is a great protection L.
house during athunder storm.-Chester
! Ne,rs. 1t is; it is-uhtil the wind
blows it off.
There is going to be a large black
berry crop this year. So glad. One
black berry will keep a cross baby in a
white dress so busy that it will forget
to cry for hours.
A Chicago oma is so jealous of her
husband that whenever he goes to a
lodge meeting she accompanies him
and waits at the door to take him
home. If that man isn't lame the prob
abilities are that he is to lazy to run.
Mr.. White arrested his baker on sus-
picion of his being the person who stole
his money the other night, but for
want of evidence he was released.
The steam barge "Susie'' took a mum
Der of our citizens on an excursion to
the "White Hills" on Thursday. The
trip up the creek was said to be delight
full, and was enjoyed by all.
The Major Reybold makes excursions
from PENIS Grove to Philadelphia
every Sunday. She commenced on
Last Sunday.
Blackberries ale now in the market.
Blackberries are healthy, but they are
not safe to sit down upon with light
pants at a picnic.
Owners of row boats aud sail boats
should remember that the law makes
them liable to a penalty of 500 for
not exhibiting lights at night.
A prominent heading in the local col
umns of some of our exchanges reads:
Drowned while bathing" Look out
for your boys.
For dyseitery take no solid food.
Drink rice water and rest quietly, ly-
ing down. Then you are cured with
out taking medicine.
Egregious strikes us individually
by remarking that Gray hairs in early
life are a result of information of the
BRAIN" Amt we glad we found out.
All flesh is grass, and that's why 50
many men nowadays appear to have
their hair cut by a lawn mower.
Another counterfeit ten dollar green
back of issue of 1875 Is in circulation.
This don't bother rs much. and we
won't lose any sleep over it. See the
p"intp
Acountry editor being asked, "Do
hogs pay?" says, "a great many do
not. They take the paper for several
years, and then have the postmaster
send it back marked refused"
The great number of ,unmuzxlrd
''harks'' that so cruising through our
streets should be brought to an, anchor
A suitable stone and cord with a "heave
OH of the pier would shorten their
wake and send them to "Davy Jones'
locker
Mrs. Garfield has written a letter to
Messrs. Jacob: Weart, John j. Toffey
and John NJ. Jones, the committee APP
pointed by the citizens OF New Jersey
to present her with the memorial vol.
.nme of President Garfield, acknov-
,ledging the receipt of the book and
thanking the. citizens through the com
mittee for their sympathy.
Mrs. James a. Hedden went to