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Prominent Arrivals.

,METEoTohTAN;-Jamc 4. Crowcll, Railway, n.
i;i =; w. Holt, Missouri David Flesh, New YORK {;
william 8 Kitchen, Baltimore; james =. HOLMES,
Hewnrs, n; u; William Y. Ames Philadelphla; y.
IL Dohhell, Chicagc George H. Lnrrabee, New YORK,
nIaGs,-H. II Preston, Kansas City; u. II. Bartol,
IhlMlelphia; Timothy Davis Boston: w. w, Wat
Doyce, Lonlsiana; +. u. Wilson. New York; I. +,
Uaino, New York.
EBniTT-E C.. TAYLOR, New York; George kirk
bridge, New Nork II, c, Clark, Detroit Mich. Rob.
ert SOber iCor ;etown, Ky J. I. Nash, Illinois; Il.
Is bullock, Massachusetts.
ST; JANEs.--A. NJ. Erlggman, New York; W. II.
Mc.ormick, G II innHti, Ohio: Charles ole, John
H. Hayes. Massachusetts; James L. Thomas, j. s..
Bradley, Newark, OHIO.
81 MARC Carl NJ. Creme rein, New York; ". p.
Moothen Mhssachuscttsi j J. Moore, Maryland
York.
,AhLINdToN. p. Miller New York G. C..
Mount, 81. Louis; !. r. And ersOn, Lexington, KY
HAMiLToN.-H. Line ,ln, city G. S. Sweet, II. f..
Swt o., Chicago.
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in selecting goods is guarantee of their speedy
sale. Taylor g. Hufly are in The front rank in ex-
quisite taste in the matter of selections and their
first installments of new stock give promise of
many beautiful things to come All admirers of
handsome goods are udvised to call and see how
perfect their new styles are Don't wait until late
in the senson, but go now and see especially the
new handkercniefs for ladies.
National Republican., 1882-09-23
WEDNESDAY, THE llru OF OCTOBER,

The exercises of this school will he resumed at th
Law School Building OF the University Fifth street
between u and E streets, on
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EDUCATIONAL.

COLUMBIAN UNIVERSITY LAW SCHOOL.
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You can publish threc-llne advertisement OF
wanted" For Rent" "For Sale" or Lost"
three times for twenty-five cents in THE REPUB.
LlCAS.
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WEDNESDAY, THE 1lTH OF OCTOBER
at O'clock p. M, when the announcements for the
year wi. be made by the Faculty.
The HoN.W ALTER S. COX, LII D., Associate
iustce OF the supreme Court of the District of Co
lumbla, and the HON. WILLIAM A. MAURY, LII.
D.. Assistant Attorney Generhl of the United States,
will remain in ge respectively of the Junior
and tile Senior Glass of the School. also of the
Post Graduate Courses IN common law practice and
in equity peadings and practice.
Py particular request, the HON. WILLIAM
STRONG, Ii. D., sometime Associate Justice OF the
Supreme Court OF the Uni ell States will repeat his
Interpretation Of the Constitution of the United
State The course Is open to all the classes of the
School. and will begin In November.
Ca!alogqGs my be had or application at the book.
and OF James Anglim & Co.. 1921 street; also ut the
Office of Fitch Fox & Brown. 1887 Pennsylvania
avenue. or by letter to the President.
se2i-2w JAMES c. wELLING.
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Good Taste

REcoLLEcTIoNs of Army life, "Lo Memories of
the War; at Divers night.
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Mr.. ]. r. sovsA will lead in person at Driver
bnupGt night.
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Da,ry yynron..r

"MEMoEIEs OF THE WAR;" interspersed with fire.
works, at Drivers benefit.
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HSay3 ICE AND SPONGE BAGS, AIR PlIc
Big LOWS CUSHIONS and other ltUBbEH
GOODS, ut COUGHLIN'S DRUG s1ohEi
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MR.. AND MRS. wM. D. cABELL,

take pleasure in recommending to the public the
Mrs William D. u~beli, and bespeak for this school
the favorable consideration and patronage OF my
M,-',..L ~ w LAukX l. OSBORNE, Ois NJ street
RuSINESs COURSE IN BooK.KEEpiNG,
No iext6ooks. q. W. HOWE, 1850 seventh street
auSOlm
IMMERSION INsTITUTE-sELEc CLASSICAL
~ and Mathenlatlcql school for Boys, Fourteenth
street, between ana streets VIII reopen Wednes-
CHARLES b. YOUNG, Principal SS4 Fourteenth
street. aus+n
1j,RENcu LEssoNs.-MADAME LEpRINcE
p from Paris. will give Conversational Lessons In
French, AZ her own and pupils residences also open
after O'Clock at No ii2l Tourte3nth street nefa.
west. ap23-f
SwITHIN C sHoRTLIDeE,s ACADEMY FOR
fr1m rhiiageiGhs,;; Ia; and LIVE, 1--WE aud iwothrd h"prs
E 10 ehSPss 10 xpsns spS
% a all ppSr
tuntties for apt students to advance rapidly SPECIAL
denis may select any studies Or choose the Tegii ar
FneseTng o~ nsns ted at Nc Media S Academy &
arenow IN Harvard, Yale and ten other Colleges
Media has seven churches and q temperance
charter which prohibits the sale OF al inloNicaiing
Principal and Proprl tor: SwlIlIIN C. sHolg-
LIDGE. A. NJ, Harvard University graduate, Media,
Tie Principal will be al the Ebbt House Thusl,y,
September 7. from p m, TO 9 p M only, hu2I
CtpTNCERIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE, LINCOLN
- iial Building, corner NlnIh and ID streets bay
and Evening sessions, for the education of and
dAu1 hers, and men and women for selIsupport and
real life. Tho branches taught are tie English Ian
gutse; Business Arithmetlc; spencoran Practical
pcnmau hip: bookkeeping by single ana double
entry adapted to every variety Of busness business
Practice, wholesale, retail aud banking, emp Dying
he methods Of accounts, business papers and cor,
reSrondence Gdoped by leading business houses;
Pbysical and Vocal Culture; Political Economy;
ments in Elocuuon, PhonogIaphy, md Drawing, in
I chnr-e of best masters. College open AUGUST 70
fnr the reception of students for The year, day. or
evening. Tuition by the year lin monthly mslnll-
ments OfslO) 500 by the quarter, twelve weeks so;
year scholarship for day or evening purchased on
lerng s50i evening tuition three months slG; even
Illustrated College Announcement, containing full In
formation, sent free apon application by mall or at
'ne ooiss' HENRY C. SPENCER. Principal.
SARA A. SPENCER, Vice Principal. AuA
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s(zFa PROFESSOR JOSEPH KAsPAR DE
BSE5 sres 10 announce 10 his friends ana patrons
llal hc will resume his Instructions on the Violin On
MONDAY, SEPTEMDER II, ut No. ll3l Iwelnh
street northwest sei-Im
e~S;gys pr, T. f. SMITH, HoMRoPATHIC ply
b-S3 sid IN aud surgeon, formerly OF baltimort y
uUW lpca Ell at No. i79O Fourteenth sir'ei' speclu
attention gwen TO diseases OF women ana chlldren
Tor the past elshtcen years, au2tti
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- NorIcr no rAXrAYERs.

OFFICE or COLLECTOR OF TAXES,
DISTRICT OF COLUIBIA,
wAsuiSOTON, September 8, lsSa.
Taxpayers are hereby notified that the pamphlet
containing the llt OF unpaid taxes for the yer end
uusly due and IN arrears, has been printed ahd hAi
cory thereof viii be elivered 10 agY taxpayer apply
Ing therefor at the oce OF the TAX Collector as pro-
vlded 10y act OF Congress, approved March S,ls,t
Attest; JOHN r. lODh'
sajTuS3V Collector Of Taxes,
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n. ATTENTION, NATIONAL RIFLES.
H. posT oFEIoE NOTICE.

sB POST OFFICE NOTICE
Foreign mails for the week ending SEPTEMBER
% will close at this ollce as follows:
II a. m. for Europe, per steamship
Britannia, via Queenstown Uetters for Germany
and scotland must be directed per Britannic) ut
ii a. m for Scotland direct, per steamship CirCass.a,
via Glasgow; ~ II a. m. Germany etc, per steam,
ship Salier, via southampton aud Bremen (letterS
for Great Britain and other European countries
must be directed per SaierD; at IL H. m. for Bel
GUM direct, per steamship Wacsand, VIA Antwerp;
1T u. M for the Windward Islands, per steamship
Bermu1a; l;30 p. for Cuba and Por;o Rico, per
steamship Newport, via Havana. Mails for Aus
tra.n, New Zealand, Sandwich, and FIJI Islands,
per steamship Ci,yOf New York Via san Francisco,
close October hlI, ut p. IN,
#Thc schedule of closes of Trans-Pacifc mai Is
arranged ON the basis OF an uninterrupted overland
transit To san Francisco Mails from the East arriv
ing on time at San Francisco on the day of sailing Of
steamers are dispatched the same day.
HENRY q. PEARSON, Postmaster.
National Republican., 1882-09-23

GEoEcE W. DRIVERS ,eGt postponed to this
Saturday night. GrN programme. Tickets
bought for Friday night ID tonight
National Republican., 1882-09-23


w Teacher of the Italian school of Singng Will
be ready TO receive pupils OCIOBER l. MADAME
IOliAN received her musical education from the
best masters In Italy and London, and her large ex-
pericnCe In Italian opera especially qunllheS her 10
prepare ladies and gentlemen for tho Italian and
English Operatic sage also for concerts and oraoros
following g0ntlemcn: Mr. Max Strakosch, the cele
bratGd Impressario; Mr. John Philip Sousa, Leader
Marine hand, Washington; Mr.. Ludwig NJ, Ruhens,
American Mpslcal Agency, NeY York Prof Marco
Prof Luigi ID. Ventura, Bostoni Mr. Earl Marble,
editor LOtO White smith & Co, Music Publishers,
Boston, Address Republican Onlce selB-if
n~143aM MIR. J.. G. MARINI, ACADEMY OF DANG
w. Ing and department, y street, between Ninth
aud Tenth, will open saturday, september ~ l,cs
for reception of pupils. For particulars see Circular
be had at music stores, or 1T the Academy selld
.IRe PROFESSOR ALEXANDER DEWoL-
~ OWSKI Pianist and Vocalist, assisted by
his daughter Miss Isabella DeW0Owski, has re-
opened his Musical Institute At lllG street corner
1--WE NH street northwest. Ills new and slmpagct
mpIhod OF instruction IS the best Ia existence. II
saves years Uf practice Il teaches how TO read music
Rt sight, and trains tie voice 10 ls hshest lS lOr
operas. concerts. or the parlor. se,-3ln
National Republican., 1882-09-23

the annual display by
18th street, of fine car
and parlor furniture
tive public. AL are
National Republican., 1882-09-23

EMERsoN NINSTITUTE-SELECr CLASSICAL
~ and Matthew. atlcal school for Boys, FopTteenth
day, september 10. For circulars, &C., address
CHARLES Ii. YOUNG, Principal, 9l4 Fourteenih
street aus+H
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29

Nearly every bridal party that goes to
Washlugton-and Washington Is tie na.
Liuual .Hecca-y!sILs the Treasury vaults.
He young aud Interesting couple want
10 closely INSPECT Uncle Sans picnlhul
sicklcs. Nnen They enter Tile vault tue
inan III charge oi II, i;llcr d lew prelilui-
nary wurus uI eXpiaLdtlun, hauua dow
80. package Ol uotcs from u She! tells the
ullue IL taAu II III her hands. lie then
eApiaInn that this package contains $50,
UUU, ,0UO III nItru States Treasury nuIrS
ne young Lady ID ueIlghted to be able
u 80 away aiid say that SHE has hciu So
much money III her own hands. The,
tIc iuI tler told that the notes are Ui the
denomination vi $1,000 Ihls constitutes
"!lat Is kiioHn as the = Brutal t..cGage. :"
but II /, i iitte fraud on tue Young peo
pie. Tne treasury there does not hold
mat amount oi money. The bulk OF the
money is III the ub-rreasury at New
York. That Bridal Package" is IA gay
deceiyer. 1t does contain. however, notes
III the denomination Of $40, 600 which
would. in The aggregate, represent 500
00000O. II they were only signed. But
they are werth 10 more. il reality. than
the paper on which they are printed, be-
lng minus the necessary signature.
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29
A Long Day.

The house mothers 5 Work is almost
endless. Sac has no regular hours Iur
labor; they never terminate. From the
lighting vi the lire III The kitchen or the
wIhihS VI the children, to the eating ulsil-
luS ul The last light III tine huuse, wu-
nuan brain and iidnd must be busy, anu
Wealth EcueraiN lncIeaseS her TABOR Ia
strad "a diminishing II. the shop slrl
has her "uik a>sl,n.d to her; snc has
only To begin, Without any IulctnuuauL,
at I, stated nuur ami end at auuLner, uuL
every successful lAlslless ol Il house noIu,
small o. great, must Combine the uuall-
Ties vi ueslSuer, uNerseer ami WORKMAN,
auu IeailLe THAT not only property UuL
health, and even lIIe ILscii are III ouc
way or another selluusly affected US nci
woih. fcinarS Hinu;y nine Women liz u.
hundred iali To realize tie rtspuusIUliI-
Ties UI Lieir position; uut, all Tue SAINT
their WUIk uiu>L uc uuuu. How ~ Is done
every caTciui observer kBUHs; eaitn Is
s.;crlucru, and the average woman OF
ioiiy looks Older than her husband al
nttt. Inc home WORK oi WoIuan needs
revision. With u sh.ilter pay siuue luau
men sho Is eAptcLett - uLliy euuuIe i.
stiaiiI tlat nu man WuuIu Luiu,.tle Iur
any leugvii III time. UutiI what ls mod-
estly caIled huuaC keeping ID Itcu, nIZeu
ts the hupie hclcnce LuaL II really Is, l.iu
Is carefully studied, the Slaughter VI W.
men by oterWoIk VIII Cunlinue, for AT
piescuJ II requires that every woInau snail
uc ii piouiSy ol scu>e, Industry anu Ell
DURANGO, IN order 10 discharge her MANI
iu!h duties wlLu credit W Aerseli aud
cuntOIL L. utllciS.
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29
Raising Potatoes.

\ very good way to raise rntatoes IN i
dry OF wet season, AID one that Will i,.!d
the most with the least trouble. III ON
estimation, is the following: Prepare the
s,ll IL the spring as soon rs pus>iblS.
i'law deep with breaking plnw. then
harrow the ground gond and cross har,
row. Then lay the ground off i'll rows
three feet apart. Now you ale ready toi
planting. Have your potatoes cut so IA
Gn have from two ~ four eyes i'll -aci,
piece. Then drop the p''tatoes. one in :,
place, about i foot apart, pnver will
,bout one iuch oi soil. he sure aud nos
over to- deep. Now take straw Cor hay
will du) and cover with about two feet OF
the straw. or enough 5" that when it set
ties it will be about one foot or ten inch
IS deep. This has been successfully tlirG
ny many, ami after Il person has once
'iled 1t lie Will plaut pptatoes no other
way. Should We nave Il dry season, the.
straw will naturally hold moisture. and
he potatoes grow. while those planted in
rhe common way would burn up. Tia
-tr;iw will smother the weeds :ttd til,
D,'tatoeS vii G 'urn MP in perfection.
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29
VaTious Causes

Advancing years, care, sickness, GiiAp-
poiat.a"nt, and hereditary pccli ;po:i
tiol-all operate ID tara thr hair CRY,
and either OF tAc:a in"liIcS it II sh Il
pr2naturcly, AY&:t'S l!AIH EIGoa will
restore faded or gray, light or red hair
10 4 rich brown or deep black, rs my
be desired. 1t SOftcnS and cleanscs th2
scalp, giyin" it a healthy action. 1t
removes and cures dandruf and humors.
BY its Use falling hair is checked, anl
= new growth Will be produced in AL
cases whore the folliclcS are not dc
Stroycd or the glands dccaycd. Its
cfscts are beautifully shown on brashy,
weak, or >ickly hair, on which 4 few
applications will produce the gloss and
freshness of youth. Harmless and sure
Ill its results, it Is Incompatible "a
4 dressing, and Is especially valued
for the soft lustrc and richness of tone
it implrtS.
ATEu's HMH VIGon is colorlcsS;
contains neither oil nor dye; and will
not soil or color white cambric; yet
it lasts long on the hair, and keeps
it fresh and vigorous, inparting n
esrcclhlc perfume.
Fer gale by al druggists,
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29
WALKING,


Bertha Won .illlaIn. the female pedtN-
.l,l. III an article III Tie I0NH Com
iUnloi. thu, tell, " ii"w To Walk
DO not walk rapiul, at the start. Is,
IN SLOWLY, then s-radudlly lucrease II,
tce uuI!i 1t lo iILtle i.l,Ler tu.tu al 81
slhary gait, then tly Ia keep the sau.
tv-u step and movement.
In wulhIus, preserve a. upriI Iht a pos,
u III as possible; tiuiu time To IIIni ilah
urw enurt u grow Il Iitrir talier.
,trais htru the h.tCh, Throw uut lnu cuu>,
n"ld lnc head higher, III INT posltl.I
becomes iauItuai.
Never 90 from a warm room into c,lO
Iii and start sudttcuiy into :, ii,piu Walk.
,.iitt never w.:!k faster Thai c.,u uc 40.
With ClbScd Ill. .ItItu.
rhe breathing SHOULD be done in lon..
slow. respiratluns through The nose, d.
regularly ;ts p;'s>itlc. y habit of long,
teSular respiIdllois can Oe acquired, AIN.
i prevents the lungs being subjected /.
500 sudden changes vi tGlui'eraLuic.
Try to acquire i nablt "a wa:kIug iron.
lie iupS-i iad aiIIiusU SAID from lii,
siiouiticr, wIiicn /, icail, ti.c true way.
Ire loot should DC lILci not n.IrI
th..u Is u.ccostry To aIlun 1t To swing,
n"ni just As ltltlc a. nccu De IL plin,.,
that swing.
->u.,l ".uk rtp!uiy aud tilen stop az
.uHtl,, bat tr"hi,. the end ~ u Man,.
"ticn dDuut |" stop '"g ;til! time. sltCh,l
the speed Src'!u,..i: until ~ IL 4'tItr $50"
inc GttrGL IL iuilum ANY ui ti4,ov Iu.s
IS pcriI"l,, lirr>oiue at INST, bat II wi.
icpd. l!i- t.ul;islr. At li.at, oIic >iIe,Il -.
'iIane tiIU icnStn ol t!lc walA ii llttic Ilo.s
!htn ctt't!.u 10 icci really tired nut u.
not Ht.k uittli Ilt;t stuu t,rru ,ultg d
iiol sc ctt iilI -G tu II tu.u
Bcsln MIt:. u SilJ!t uIsldic, ..I4u :, Lui ,
~ L.-.It 't,'-o NJ. ,"tI, ,,u", nirnc Il l.nI-,,
-n@ neat Time, untl! you 1lc tiI,u, tt.,.
7iauu.iil, inG;Vel>u mat unLii ,uu i,iUa .t
IIi!iiL Auu Hutilu lInt Inc iaUitudi w.tIk.
lie very carciuI not to get heated b,
walking ana then allow Yourself u geL
,uuuenIs chllr,t that Is unc reason why
Sou should not get INTO Il Gar W cdlrllse
alter walnlrg.
10 persons having heart-,ilsease or del
icate lungs, iuJudlcluus Walking might
Ur IiuEtIul. buL Win Tie p.tcauLlUla
iIdS suggested even .ucn VII! DC UChu-
tIJrd.
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29
WI.ked to- Clergyman

KEY, N.,>uIul.iu!l, IL. u, writes, |
prlirNe II IL Dt' ala wIunE ANA - ctI n!Ck, Il
lur clergy inrI ur ntIrI publlc intii 10 ne icu
.EEn RIN InS tc>tliiiu!littiN T. ,llaCN uuCturS
vile 81 tLH, called Iuc,.lc!ur>, Out ntu II
lchIIN urrIJurlou, article In.,Iic Uf valuable
rrInv,'IeS known ~ ali, t:itt ali physicians
Use and trust III daily, Nc aIiuui4 iIr-lS
CuIniI!ttIu 1t. | therefore chceIIu!it iuu
nctl.It c"intutuu Hop t.iirro tor Gur g.",u
!iI':H nave ,!un" me and ,uN Irlri4u,, uliiiA
u, iicI.nS lnry haNr no cqati lori I,Iiil,y u.c.
l Ni.I hot uc Without Iuy,u.-NtC lUIk
iiuptlSt hcCkiu
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29
On Thirty Days Trial.

We will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Elrr-
r'"N"italc Belts and other Electric Ai,rl-
inrc' on irial for thirty days i! y'',,s.g nel
r't older IirrsnIls who ar. af,iI"reu W!1i
Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, etc, gt,:ir-
.ntrei!ig speedy relief and ruruplrr.' rr>r"rs-
ION Of v:gur and mauhu,d. Also for Rh,.u
nari>In, Neuralgia, Paralysis, Liver ana
Kidney ditlirultir~. kurrnr~. and nany
fher diseases. Illustrated pamphlrr s-ur
rec. Address Eoltaic Belt Co, Marshall,
Mich.
The Cecil Whig., 1882-04-29

= " HEE publicly testified that | had
uc"n cnrCu " lGrrlUle skin uIIiliur uy lu..
tulicur., it2invultH, | u!d 81 that Others
might 0e cured, and 10 not regret tile time
gwen 10 answering inqulrlea, tiom. IL.
Lay !ug. Boston.
C.irAEKu. i.elitfin tive minutes IN every
money taiuc. Cure nr,Iu, ir'.i;i .iiaL apl,I-
"'ti"II, and IL r"pt, tt,tl Il. tu'i pea ruSiriit.
y IL i"r od!iiu!u H.,ulc,i CITS. Culup.-Le
81.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-05-18
THE HASDsoaEsr IN THE DROVE.
a Conversation Showing t!,a Ups and
Downs of School Teachers I'm idaho.

When he had finished with the climate
soil and productions of Idaho, one Of the
group asked:
"How about educational facilities?"
"That's the only thing we lack" re.
piled the old man with mournful sigh.
"We've got schools enough, but we can't
keep no teacher
Whats the trouble?p
"Well, take my school, for instance
only two miles from the nearest house,
eminently situated on top of hill and
paying the Highest salary. We can't keep
a teaches over two weeks"
"Do they die?"
Some do, though it's no place for
dying. We had young fellow from
Ohio, and he met grizzly and whistled
for him. The grizzly cum. We had
another, and widder run him down and
married him inside of n month. The
third one was lame, and the Injuns over
took him. Then we tried women folks.
The first one got married the ight she lit
down there: took the second about the
middle of the third week, and the next
one was abducted by a stage robber"
"Why don't you get the ugiesl, home
liest woman you can fnd-some perfect
old terror, like that lantern. .jawcd, razor
faced female over by the ticket win
dow 2"
"Why don't we Stranger, you Eastern
folks will never understand Us pioneers
in the world-ncver. That's my wife
the identical school teacher / married,
and she was the handsomest one in the
drove ~
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-05-18
The Cat. the Bird and the Sheriff.

A man in our town luxuriates in the
possession Of three pet Kittens, and he
once had amerry, warbling mocking bird,
but IA all things sui unary must come to
an ending here-a I'd sometimes very
abruptly tragic end came to the
birdie. Cats, as is well known, have
fondness for birds, and these half grown
members Of the feline family are no cx.
ceptions to the rule. One unguarded
night the pet songstcr escaped from its
cage and fell an easy prey to the charm
of one or more Of these cats. Next
morning the irate boss summoned the
three up to court He ofiiciated as Judge
and appointed Toby, his body servant,
sheriff The supposed culprits were ar.
rested and put on the prisoners bench.
When the questions "guilty or not guilty"
we're put, respectively, two responded
with au innocent "mew"and the third
made several hasty and angry spits as
though hot amber was burning its tongue,
and attempted precipitate escape. The
sheriff was quick, and brought the fugi-
tive from justice to q summary halt
Whereupon the sheriff, assuming also the
role Of States attorney, made brief ar
gument to the court, contending that as
Tommy had acted badly in attempting
an escape, it was prima facie evidence Of
his guilt. The court agreed to the i'm.
parchment and rendered judgment ac-
cordingly. "But," said the court, "hold
the guilty son-of.a cat until / whip these
two other wretchcs for fear that they may
be particeps criminis" After Hogging
them aoundly and turning them loose he
then sentenced Tommy to be taken to q
barrel near by, around the bung of which
aquantity q of bees were swarming, and to
be held there until he was successfully
vaccinated on the nose several times.
The doomed cat was conveyed to the
place of punishment by the sheriff, and
judging from the frequent and terrific
spits, shifts and shrieks which followed,
we could judge that the virus took
and that instanter. The proceedings,
however, fortunately for the culprit, came
to sad and abrupt close. A wandering
become Of those inQuisitiye fellows Who
carries q free lance-got away from its
mooring at the bupg. hole, and went ex.
ploring up about the facial regions Of the
sherifi's head. He went hind end fore
most II q gamin wants to get
q fight on his hands now let him ask the
said sheriff if he noes what caused that
unusual enlargement below the eyes!-
From the PatdoSta Times.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-05-18

COTTON SEED OIL.-Cotton seed oil
is said to be as good in every way Us the
imported olive oil, which is very expen-
sive and usually adulterated. Cotton
seed oil is also being substituted for lard
in cooking. Much of the lard sold in
stores is made up of substances that
would cause the public to shudder, if
they knew what they were. Cotton seed
oil is infinitely more healthy and purer.
1t is also ascertained by those who are
medical authority, that cotton seed oil is
equal to the best imported olive oil in
allaying the cutaneous irritation caused
by the bites of ticks, red bugs, and other
insects that, although they are never in
vited, always manage to be present ut
picnics, at this season Of the year, and
take an active part in the ceremonies.
1t is stated that cotton seed oil has
been used in another line of business, 30
TO speak. A travelling preacher by the
name of Barnes is performing miraculous
cures in Tennessee. He cures afflicted
people Of pride, frecklesyl stiff necks,
rheumatism, evil tongue rod hair, itch
for Office, apoplexy, and number of
other maladies of still more serious
character. The miraculous cures are
performed by annointing the guilty party
with oil, and cotton seed oil answers the
purpose better than any other. If Barnes
comes to Texas, and undertakes to cure
oil those suffering from itch for Office, he
will need great quantity of oil, and q
rise in price may be looked for - 7eras
SVtings.