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Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

Senator Morrill,, of Vermont, has written
book on the aSelf. .Consciousness.ofN Noted
Persons. The an thor is in the twenty
seventh year Of his continued service in
congress and was the intimate friend and
associate Of Sumner. Wilson, Thaddeus
Stevens, Lincoln. Chase, Stanton and Of
many others. His "reminiscences can hardly
fail to be Of interest and value, but they
are printed only for private distribution.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

Death of SeDry Wadsw nth E1ngfelI0v at
His Cambridge Home. after six Days III
nt IS.
HenryW Long'elow, the best kaown and
best loved poet OF America, ed at his home
in Cambridge, Mass, last Friday atterroou.
Mr.. Lo Igfei!oW's illness dated from last Sat-
urday previous. On that day he spent half an
hour in gentle exer,i g on his pisZzs, and be-
coming chilly, he went il 70 ait by the f.. bus
the blood OF age wss TOO SLOW to SHAKE Z the
effec of the cold. That same -7enlng al the
ei-table he complained OF having tsken
cold sni feeling i'll, and an hour later
his family physicians, Dra. Wyma7 and Ainot,
we're called. During the hight lie grew worse,
and was attacked with int stiual palDs, yonlIt-
ing and fever. Acute peritonltis ha ! se. Ii, but
the pain was paruaily sub 1ued by Iistes, and
he secured some sleep Ga Monday, Tuesday
md Wednesday he suffered severely On
Thurs ay his distress was less acute. Mos: OF
the time he was in du stupor, from which be
rallied now and then to speak kindly words to
those about his bed. He bore his suff .riuss
throughout with gentle patieuce, and hls cI iet
care seemed to be to relieve from care those
dren we're with him at the eni-E1ith, Aunie,
Alice, Eearnest and Ctaries, the former tie
wife o: young Richsri 81 d ma, whose father
also recently died in Rome: his nephew, VIII
liam P. aud Wadswofth Longfellow, his brother
Alexander OF Portland. Me-, his sister, Mrs.
James Greenleaf, and his brother-in-ls law,
Thomss G. Appleton OF Boston. HIS last day
on earth opened with the poet in more hops
full mood. he was il less pain aud had been
quiet during the pigat, but to his doctors ex-
psiiencsd eye his strength was nearly gone.
He soon relapsed into inconsistencies, from
which he reused at longer and longer intervals.
During the forenoon the physicians detected
the ominous sound of the death
rattle, and summoned the family to the
bed side. About 2 o'clock he began to siok
rapidly, and finally, about one hour later, with
out regaining consciousness or recognizing his
fsmily, without struggle or pain. he peace
fully passed away. bis age was rs years The
London Times says Of Lopgfellow; "Fhe
news Of Longfellow's death viii be read with
deep regret wherever the English language is
spoken. Toe death of no literary Englishman
the much-loved author OF ESangeline. He viii
be no more sincerely lamsnted in AmaricA
than in this country.
Advertisements have lately appeared IN
the London papers for information of the
whereabouts Of Sir William Augustus
Congreve. When last heard from, twenty
two years ago, he was in Sydney, on his
way to the Fiji Islands. He is the grand
son Of the inventor of Congreve rockets.
His father died in 1928, the present baronet
then being two years old. On attaining his
majority Sir William went off rowing, and
has only been heard from once since. His
only brother also mysteriously disappeared
some years ago; and as neither of them
known to have married, the baronetcy will
lapse unless the advertisements are sus-
cessful in bringing forward news Of one of
the wanderers.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

Leopold Won Ranke, who recently cele.
rated his eighty sixth birthday, is the
oldest doctor OF laws in Prussia, having
taken his degrees in the year 1917. For
more than forty years he has held the Office
of historiographer to the Prussian state.
Every title and distinction to which Ger
man man Of letters can aspire has been be-
slowed upon Ranke by his own sovereign.
while the minor potentates of Germany and
nearly all the continental monarchs have
displayed generous rivalry in heaping
honors upon his venerable head. In fact,
to none of her native authors, living or
dead, with the solitary exception Of Alex.
ander von Humboldt, has Prussia ever
paid such lavish tribute Of honor az to the
illustrious octogenerian Won Ranke.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

George R. Bl,ck. q member OF congress
from the first district OF Georgia, is report
ed lying at the point Of death in
Washington.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

Assessment Of $4,000 has been made
no the stockholders Of the Sioux Falls
Queen Bee min.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

The city Of Providence. R. I.,snow
claims population Of 149. .913, gain Of
over7 900 since June, 1880. The claim is
based upon careful estimates by DR.. Snow.
the efficient city register and statisician.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

Send name and address to 0rsigin Co, /,
Philsdelphia. Pa. for ceoS book free.
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

When arrangement Of the stomeCh acts up
on the kidneys and liver, bringing disease snd
pain, Kidney Wort is the true remedy. Il re-
moves the 0 adst md cures the disease Liquid,
VERY conceutrstedl or dry, equally efficient
lv-Am CnlhYatnr
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30
Eond EnuSpvifp.

The good housewife when she is giving
her house its spring renoyating, should
bear in mind that the dear inmates of her
house are more precious than many houses,
and that their systems need cleansing by
purifying the blood, regulating the stom-
ach and bowels. to prevent and cure the
diseases arising from spring maIeria and
miasma, and she must know that there is
nothing that will do it SO perfectly and
surely as Hop Bitters, the purest and best
of medicines. Concord tN. ~ Patriot.
Louis j. Noros, who is to accompany the
New York Herald correspondent to the
mouth of the Lena, Is resident OF
Fall River.
His Last Dose.
Said q sufferer from kidney troubles, when
asked to try Kidney Wort I'll try 1t, but it
will be nv lass dose" The man got well,
and is now recommending the remedy
to ALL
When arrangement OF the stomeGh acts up
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30
Advertising Rates.
REASONABLE
FURNISHED ON APPLICATION.
First Class Facilities for Job Work
Legal Advertisements Must be Pale
for when Affidavit Is Given.

order throughout the region from the Lena TO
the Volga, to search and render assistance to
both parties that are missing. am now COM
pleting my ARRANGEMENTS, and will
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30
LCNGFE LOW DEAD.

Death of SeDry Waisw nth E1ngfelI0v at
His Cambridge Home. after six Days III
ness.
lanrr z Innnraln1z thn kast Ennr-,, nd
Morris tribune., 1882-03-30

After Mr.. Blaine had concluded his eulo
gy of President Garfield, he told friend
that he had feared in the morning that he
would not be able to get through without
giving way. When complimented on his
description of o murderer, in the first OF
his oration, as being 80 accurate pi ture of
Garfeld's assassination, he said IL was q
quotation from q speech by Daniel Webster
in famous murder trial in New England.
Many who heard It thought it original and
suggested wholly by the cold blooded ca
reer OF 0uiteau.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
Darius Green in Real Life.

A little boy named Eddie Wells met
with severe accident recently at the
home of his parents, on Payne street.
Eddie is about eight years of age, and is
considered by his plavmates as very
daring and reckless lad. For some time
he has been at work on patent pair of
wings, which would enable him to soar
through the air like an eagle. He rea-
soned that if he could make some wings
large enough and light enough, there
was no reason why he should not fly as
well as bird. Accordingly he made
two large wings out of light paper, so
contrived that they could be fastened
tightly to the arms. Yesterday they
were completed, and he assembled his
companions to witness the success of his
scheme. He assembled a high shed, that
he might have clearer road. He fas-
tened on his wings and with a
crow and flap leaped Off, full of SAN
guine hopes that the treacherous air
would buoy him up. He no sooner re-
leased his footing than he fell to the
ground like rock, the wings that were
to soar him aloft adding to his weight
and increasing the heaviness of his fall.
He struck upon the left leg, breaking it
just below the knee. This will probably
put an end to his wild inventions. -
Louisville Commercial.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
Mr.. Travers and Two Confidence Men.

Mr.. William r. Travers tells the fol.
lowing story on himself, and vouches for
its being a new and true one: AS he was
leaving his Office on Thursday last a
well-dressed man approached him and,
greeting him very cordially, said :
SHow do you do, sir? l am very. glad
to see YOU. When did you arrive in the
city?"
er-e-ex-c-c-c-cuse meme,
sir.n said Mr.. Travers. "You-you have
evidently mis-mis-mistaken me fol-
s-s-s-s-somebody else."
"Are YOU not Mr.. Andrews, OF Pough.
keepsiep' queried the man.
"N-n-no, sir: my nameis Tr-Tr-Trav-
ers," he replied, whereupon the man,
with many apologies, made off.
Mr.. Travers quietly walked up Broad
way, looking in the shop wi ndows, as i:
his habit, when he was suddenlystopped
by man, who, rushing up to him, Of
fered his hand and said: Chow do you
do, Mr.. Tcaversp am so glad to see
youi Iheard you were in town and
have teen looking out for you every
whore"
"Pa-pa-par-pardon me, sir" said Mr..
Travers, blandly. "My name is not
Ter-Ter Travers; LII am Mr.. An-An-
An-Andrews, from Pok-Pok-Poughkeep-
sic, IN. Y. World.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

BILL NYE, the humorist, has discovered
the origin of the word honeymoon" Lily
asks: "What is the origin of the term
'honeymoon!" Well, Lily, We will be teeto-
tally amalgamated if we know what the
origin of the term was. What the word
honeymoon IN y have to do with that per cd
when the young husband and wife are get
ting acquainted with each others home
styles of meanness, we are free to state we
do not at this moment exactly know. Think
of waking in the dead hours of night during
other connubial savants the honeymoon, to
find that your noble Adolphus, whose whole
being seems to you, Lily, to be the very NJ
pl4s ultra, the ultima thule and the pro bono
palb.ico of perfection-think of finding in that
Silly hour, we say, that Adolphus snores
enough to crack the eternal granite founda-
tions of the universe There are places, nc
doubt, Lily, where you can find out by ascer.
tanning. what the origin OF this word is, but
at this moment the required information has
escaped our mind.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
A Sectarian Novelty.

Many new sects have of late arisen in
this country, and yet our land has not a
monopoly in this respect. The latest
sectarian novelty is in Lapland. In this
the women are elevated to be head OF
the family and also to occupy the
ministerial, and pastoral office. With
this they combine some of the functions
of the Roman Catholic priesthood, par
ticularly in regard to the con-
fessional. The other members, particu-
larly the husbands, are to come to the
women once a week and confess their
sins. The sect is so new that the amount
of progress it has made is not easily re-
ported as yet. But there is good reason
to believe that it will not be popular
among the male Laplanders. The idea
of a man going to woman once q
week and recounting the sad tale of all
his lapses from the path of rectitude is
just cool enough for Lapland. Ger
tainly it would not take in any other
quarter of the world.-Chtcago Tribune.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
HOME AND FARM.

Farmers in the Southern States are
devoting more time and money to the
draining of land than at any time before
in their history.
Somebody has discovered that
small, round eggs contain female chick
ems in embryo and that long, slender
eggs contain the rooSters. There is no
patent on the discovery Chicago
Herald.
-Ten-minute cake: One-fourth of a
pound of butter, little less than a
pound of flour, the same of sugar, six
eggs beaten separately; flavor with
mace or other flavoring to taste, and
bake in muffin rings.-Baptist Weekly.
The tender, luscious mutton of the
English is not attributable to their cool
Or climate alone, but to the turnip, and,
we may add, other succulent roots on
which the sheep are fed and fattened for
the butcher.-Detroit Post.
The Minneapolis Tribune says that
goats are the best land cleaners known.
1t mentions that herd of 1000 entirely
cleaned piece of brush land, consisting
Of 500 acres, in three years. So COM
plete was the work that not vestige of
underground was left.
Potato balls are very nice for break
fast. Boil them, and while still warm
mash them until there are no Jumps
left; then mix butter, pepper, salt, a
little chopped parsley, and one or more
raw eggs; beat these together thor
oughly, then mold in balls, dip in beat
en- eggs and then in flour, and fry in
butter.-N. Y. Post.
To make cologne water: Take a
pint of alcohol and put in thirty drops
of oil of lemon, thirty of bergamot and
half gill of water. If musk or lavender
is desired, add the same quantity of
each. The oils should be put in the
alcohol and shaken well before the water
is added. Bottle it for use. st. Louis
Globe.
Cake or Fruit Sandwiches: Cake
of fruit sandwiches are made thus: Four
eggs, their weight in flour, sugar and
butter, warm the butter and beat it to a
cream, then stir the flour and sugar
into it gradually, beat up the eggs and
stir them in. Beat the cake we'll for
half an hour and bake in rather quick
oven. II for sandwiches slice the cake
in half and put the preserves between.
-E-GH1Iye.
Fried Herbs: Clean and dry g. good
quantity of spinach leaves, two large
handfuls of parsley, and handful of
green onions, and sprinkle them among
the spinach. Set them all on to stew,
with some salt and bit of butter, the
size of walnut; shake the pan when it
begins to grow warm, and let it be
closely covered over close stove till
done enough.-Househ0M.
Very careful experiments made in
New York this season show that the fat
culture of potatoes produces the finest
tubers and the largest yields. The best
results followed the Dutch method of
planting, which consists of keeping the
surface of the ground level, planting a
single eve in a place, covering it six
inches deep, and allowing but single
stalk to grow in hill, which are foot
apart each way.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
Cooling OF.

While one is in profuse perspiration
especially from eXhausting labor or
violent exercise-it is very injudicious,
if not dangerous, to sit in a cold place,
as in the cellar, in the shade, on a cold
rock, or in any spot where one soon be-
gins to feel chill. Such chills indi-
cate that one is stalking cold," these
resulting from an unequal distribution
of the heat of the body. Indeed, l do
not suppose that a cold is contracted till
some chilliness is felt.
A cold is simply closing most or all OF
the seven millions of pores of the skin,
of course closing in the waste matter of
the body, amounting to more than one
half of all solids and liquids taken into
the stomach. Such retention of this
matter, more or less putrescent, must
disturb the system, naturally, if not nee
essarily, producing fevers and acute
diseases in general. OF course, to avert
such results is to remove the cause, to
open the pores by sweat.
. Sitting on any very cold substance,
suddenly becoming chilled, has special
danger connected with large nerve,
which often becomes the seat of vio-
lent attack, causing great pain, perhaps
lameness The body heat is so RAPIDLY
conducted off that local Inflammation
and permanent injury are natural con-
sequence. Very few persons, if any,
can safely sit long on the cold stones or
the damp and cold ground. This is
particularly true of those who are tenn
porarily exhausted, since such have less
than average power to resist disease. 1t
is well to remember that it is unsafe for
any but the most robust-not even best
for them-to bathe when exhausted,
that is, to take the cold tub b-bath or the
swimming bath. Such bathing so rap
idly conducts off the animal heat that
general disturbance must follow, it may
be with dangerous disease. The most
active element of danger is the exhaus-
ton, and not the unusual heat. Indeed,
l see no danger from the heat beyond
the shock that may result from so ab-
rupt change of temperature, affecting
the ''nervous."
If one must swim, or will do so, when
thus exhausted, it is not best to wait till
all of the heat is also exhausted, but
plunge in while yet warm enough to re-
act, so that the pores closed by the sud-
den chill may become again open, thus
averting the usual effects of a cold. 1t
is far safer to have the body filled, satu-
rated, so to speak, with heat enough to
resist any ordinary chill than to wait
till it is so far exhausted as to render a
reaction impossible. Indeed, the heat
without the exhaustion is the best Sc
curity against cold from bathing, or
from any exposure to GOODNESS.
The one who comes out of the warm
bath-tub or the Turkish bath, if noG ex-
hausted by too long 4 stay, is in better
condition to resist the chill resulting
from cold "douche," than one would
be who, from undue exposure, already
suffers from chilliness. This is common
sanse.-Dr. Hannatord, IN Colder Rule.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

Mrs. s. A. KIMBALL, of Yellow Springs. O..
writes: 1.-THE anxiety and care of large
very weak and nervous, and my habits were
very irregular. l had heard DIR. Guysott's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparila spoken of very
highly as female medicine, anu SO tried 1t.
Its effect on me has been all Icould desire and
join my friends in its praise, for it has made
me strong and weu.n
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

-Penenden Heath, in Kent, England,
where, for some fifty years. malefactors
were hanged in chains and left hanging,
for months, has been given over as
public pleasure ground. The last IA
nous criminal hanged there was Nlchoi-
son, servant to great Russian mercnant'
Tbomas Bouar, of a firm yet extant.
,He k;lled both Mr.. and Mrs. Bonar, who
lived at Camden Place, where Louis Ma
poleon died. When Sir Ashley Cooper
saw the wounds he said, '.Done by a
Left. handed man." This directed suspi.
cion to the right quarter.-Chic1go 1r's
1u,se.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
Twenty-four Hours to Live.

From John Kuhn, Lafayette, Ind, who an
nounces that he is now in perfect health" +"
We have the following: Zone year ago was,
to all appearance, In the last stages of Con-
sumption Our best physicians gave my case
up. finally got SO low that our doctor said
could not live twentyfour hours. NY friends
then purchased bottle of DR. VIM. HALLS
BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS, which considerably
benefited me. / continued until took nine
bottles. I am now in perfect health, having
used no other medicine"
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

well to send for David C. Cooks Catalogue
of Goods. He is in the field this year with a
larger stock than ever, and from his prices we
should judge the bottom had fallen clear out
before he purchased. See adv. other column.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

81 HOPE you will excuse my stupidity, Doc
tor,n said a woman to an Arkansas physician
whose professional skill had bsaa visited on
es the eond to of t6a atiens Do
really didn't this k" 'tYour husband is
much better this morning, malam." Il say.
Doctor" continued the confused woman, 81
gave him the wrong medicine. ."-Arka'ssac
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
Rubbing 1t Out.

The editor of the Courier, Mr.. W. F. Cook,
was seized few mornings ago by a terrib
pain in the left shoulder and neck. Having
been favorably impressed for some time with
the virtue of an article recommended for all
sudden pains. and especially rheumatism. we
rubbed the offending part, and in less time
than we write it, relief came. That article is
st. Jacobs Oil-Canajoharie (N. " Courier.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

There are in San Francisco four
palatial houses worth together more
than S3,OOO,O 600 Their owners, ex-
Governor Stanford, Charles Crocker,
Mrs. Mark Hopkins and MIR. Cotton,
represent about $130, 100000 The mag
nificent structures stand unoccuped
about ten months of each year.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

"A woman iu Mecklenburg, Va, lost
both hands by an accident sixteen years
ago, but has practiced with the sinews
which were once used to open and close
the fingers until they do all that the fin
gers used to do, grasping and holding
objects at will.-Detroit Post.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

*x*"There is no arguing coward into cour-
age" But even the coward may be brave
after trying KidneyWort. that medicine of
wonderful efficacy in all diseases of the liver
and kidneys. It is prepared in both dry and
liquid form and can always be relied on as an
effective cathartic and diuretic. Try it.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
PAraOnaJI

THE VoLrAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, win
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances ON trial for
thirty days to men (young o. old who are af-
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration ofhealth and manly vigor.
Address as above. N. B.-No risk is incurred,
q thirty days trial is allowed.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

On MY HEADl-Sick headache, nervous
headache, neuralgia, nervousness, psr1ysis,
dyspepsia, sleepless ,ess, and brain diseases,
positively cured by DR.. Benson's Celery and
Chamomile Pills. They contain no opium,
quinine, or other harmful drug. Sold by
druggists. Price, 50 cents per box, two boxes
for 81, six boxes for $50, by mail, by DI c.
w. Benson, Baltimore Nd.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

"A pond of water in Sherman, CT,
is called Observation-Disclosures
shung. 1t is Indian for "Never stand
ON the edge of your liver.''
Iron County register., 1882-11-30
How to Get Sick.

Expose yourself day and night; eat too
much without exercise; work too hard with
out rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile
nostrums advertised, and tiien you will want
to know HOW TO GET WE'LL. Which is an
swered in three words-Takc Hop Bitters! See
other coIumn.-Erpress.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

81 BELIEVE st. Jacobs Oil to be the very
best remedy known to mankind" says MIR.
Roberts, business manager of this paper
NilaoGukee Wis.) Sentinel
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

AT public banquet the lion of the evening
is usually received with three cheers and a
tiger. This shows that he stands hyena crowd
of giraffes.-N Y Neacs.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

Dresses. cloaks, coats, stockings and all
Diamond Dyes. Fashionable colors. Only l0c.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

"Among the most eficacious of remedial
agents are the medical preparations from the
laboratory of Mrs Lydia E. Pinkham, Linn,
Mass.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

ENGINEER MELVILLE will not lecture. He
IS man of mere character than was at first
supposed.-N o. Picdyune.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

SAN FRANCISCO contemplates the organiza-
ton of b Sc ball club. Westward the star
of umpire wends its way.-Detrot Post.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

THE man who travels under an alias may
boast that he has made name for himself
Boston TYanscy-iDt
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

In spite of protests the waltz still holds its
own. Love rules the whirled- d--FhAadelpht
NesCs.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

THE Popular Science 1Honthly asks: "What
are crow.ls?' The science of love says the
third party is large crowd.-Neao Havera Reg
isfer
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

THE comet travelled distance of 80, 900 600
miles in four weeks. Men ownin 2 9 80 horses
ought to feel their littleness. s.-Detro1 Free
Press.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

GREAT heavensl The Phrenological Journal
says if women were to whistle every day
their health would be greatly henefited.-N
o. Picufytsue
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

REDnING's Russia Salye is an invaluable
dressing for infaIned and sore joints. Price 25c.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

AN old lady in city street car asked the
conductor to "transform'' her to another car.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

THE Boston Transcript thinks that the
printer should be successful in society, he is
so accustomed to II aking impressions. >.
Iron County register., 1882-11-30

TEXANS object to the eruption of pennies.
Like a good many other people, they have no
use for common cents.-M 7. G4dpltic.