Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-03-17
BREVITIES.


sun rlsss u o %. ....... Sur .sets80s
Parker, cuppins and leechins. los +. sso-
ALL STOVES SOLD BY H. F. PloKEIs ARE
WARRANTED.
Query-Can shepherds crook be termed .
ram rod
Chew s. Jones Sons Oavendish, kept by
X. M Mullin, West Front street.
FIno IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at T.. +
HanT s,l5 East Fourth street.
When couple make up their minds to get
married 1t may be called o tie vote.
Gardner, corner Seventh and ShipIey sts,,
| sells the best rs cent oysters In the city
| C0lored bellies refuse to wear bangs. They
say they can't pull the wool over their eyes.
Get your photographs at Hollands gallery
| No. 4 Third street 'wo doors East Of Market
fine card photographs for 81, atHolIand's
gallery, No. 1 Third street, between Market
and King.
| II thought you took an interest IN my vel
fare" said william. mo, SIR" replied his
wife, "only In your farewell"
Mamma do you know what the largest
species OF ants are? You shake your head.
| Well I'll tell you. Theyjare elephant"
fyeu want first class parlor suit made
| to orde for q low price, 10 to W. W. Wood
| wards sixth and Tatnall streets.
NEW LIGHT HOUSE Cook, FARMER GIRL,
Harmony Stoves with or without reservoir at
II. +. Pickles, 7 and East Fourth street.
Talmage says he find that religion Is not q
grOan but song. One would think by his
actions that he had found 1t to be a circus.
For bargains In furniture aud bedding, 20
| to l.. +. Adair's, 207 Market street and SEQ
his goods and learn his prices.
| OLD STOVES BOUGHT OR TAKEN IN RX.
CHANGE AT H. +. Plckels, 7 and v Il. Fourth
! street.
| BEFORE BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK OF
Stoves Heaters and ranges of II. +. Piokels,
and East Fourth street. Largest assort-
| nent in the city.
My daughter" exclaimed a fashionable
mother, ITS innocence Itself, You can't
say ything In her presence that will make
her blush"
! "Pa, why Go you call them high schoOls?"
| "Its because we pay SO much for EN- my son.
You'll understand these things when you yet
to be taxpayer
HARVEST hoMX, VICTOR COOK, Apollo,
Othello, New Mayhowor, New RECORD, New
Stuar., Ruby, Reliance and New Sunshine
hanges, at II. +. Pickles, and East Fourth
street.
Suits made to order in fashionable styles,
from sl5 up Pants from So 30 up tit guar
auteed. leaDin securing cutting ana re.
pairing specially. VIM. IhOkKszIE, East
Seventh street.
The largest and best assortment Of picture
frames can be found at q. X. Baugh's, vi
Shipley street.
Food for reflection Eating large supper
and going to bed to lie awake and think
about it.
Persons wanting minoe meat, apple butter,
preserves OF all kinds, good, pure tub butter
Duckwhedt, &c, can be accommodated at Il.
Ii. Moores stalls. II and "a End street market
1t Is useless for lady to swing down the
aisle OF the parquet with the air Of one who
has lust ali hted from the family Carriage,
when there are several long 5traWs attached
to her trail.
Because 1t flies from mouth 10 mouth. Why
is IL like a sermon? Because 1t req qdires two
heads and an application.
1t IS better to meet danger than to wait for
II. He tina is on lee shore and foresees
hurricane stands out to see, and encounters
s.0rm TO avoid slipwreck.
is the General on the retired list" they
ass cd of his wits the olher evening. be
tired No, indeed !" she replied lies down
to the club playing POKER
II see =" said freshman "how one can
size, and II OF that, but cam see how they
ever found out their names!
scandal, when 1t has truth in 1t, is like a
grease spot Oh new cloth, but vixen there Is
no truth In i, it is like "a 81 lash OF mud which
will come of easily when dry.
A young .entleman, who has Just married
a little unders zed beauty, says she would
have b. en- taller, but she 1, made of sucn pre-
c,ous materials that Nature cuu.d not afford
it,
Some men can never tlke 4 Joke There
was an old Decor VINO, when asked what was
good for mosquitoes, wrote back "How do
you suppO | can tell unless 1 know what
ais the mJsqutto?"
~ should Just like to see somebody abduct
me-" said Mrs Smith, ut the breakfast table
the other morning. "a hem 80 should l,
my dear-so shOuiu | " said MIR. Smith, with
exceeding earnestnesS.
Editors like trevity, but man recently
hanged in indiana suited them too we'll. he
made no reme rk5 about heaven, but n"uueu
to the preacher and said: I'm see you
later and tn. trap fell.
A good story WAS Did Of 8 cat that was IN
Paris during the siege of 1879. lhe amman
has good memory. Whenev.r he hears ar,
tillery hriug, he c0llec s mOrsels VI pfeau anu
meat, and re etres to the cellar Tor sa1elV'
Ross, ll6 Market street, has the largest and
cheapest stock OF hat In the city, Also,
good assortment OF waite shirts underwear,
neck les and hosiery. Gall and examine mis-
stooK.
Darwin acknowledged himself matched
when his little niece asked him, seri0Gsly,
what a cat h IS tnat n other animal his he
gave it up/ after mature deiiD 'ration' ana
then the sSy puss answered kittens
The shcapest place to buy your hats, the
| leadiug novelties in neckwear, the latest
yles Of collars and cuffs, together with oth-
er articles in this line, is at the one-prcc err.
y,orlum of q, ). Humphrey & Bro, 3O2 Ma
I ket street.
In speaking of newly-weddod couple,
gent Q nan said Of her husband: THE trou.
ole with John is, he has no mind Of hs own, /
"Oh. that will make no dlferslce oarsh
will always be ready to give him plecS Of
hers!' responded the lady.
"My dear child" observed goQS deacon
| to an urchn, who polishing caYb ok with
a blscking brush on The Lory day, have
YOU never attended sunday Yh oil 90 Nav
responded the urchin iranN a don't 90 to
places of amusement.
syTs.
See the lawyer as ne stands
| MOVING W. and waving hands,
| ieiiInSIc he understan $,
Pressing hard his suit.
Seefhe tailor with a zest,
Like all tailors poorly dressed
ironing coat, pants and vest
Pressing Of his suit.
r. Mark the lover while he kneels;
Tell the thrilling throb he teels;
Heur he nonsense he reveals
Pressing of his suit.
LAWYERS suits may be amended,
Tatlor's suits may be amended,
Lovers gu may be aim euued,
When the suits don't suit.