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Doubtless the pleasure is as great
In haing cheated as to cheat"

'sTo the observer at the Opera House last
night IL would seem that the pleasure was
much greater that ever since the time OF
Eve, when anything like mystery has had
an Irresistible fascination for human kind.
The common affairs of life are so mathe-
NAUTICAL and certain, the give and the take
sre so exactly prOportioned, that 8 step Into
the world OF magic, where terrestrisls are
spDareutlv set aside and the Imagination
has full sweep, changes Us from the sordid
creatures Of the business world into beings
OF an ideal existence"
Seats may be secured at Bren's ticket
Office during the day.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

For novelties in Neck Wear, Half Hose,
SILK and Linen Handkerchiefs, go to Levy's.
--AdU.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

To send your Collars and Cuffs to be
laundried by La Far.-Adv.
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BY JOHN McLAUGHEIN & SON.
DESIRABLE BAY STREET PROPERTY AT
Auction


Os AAs OO4@ESA = N 4NAAOACCAA
Under and y virtue of an order Of partition
and sale granted by the Honorable superior
Court of Chatham county, we, the under
signed, Commissioners appointed by the au.
highest and best bidder at public outcry'
before the Court House, in Savannah, "a,
during the usual hours Of sale, on TUESDAY,
April 4th, 1882,
All of that lot OF land situate. being and ~
ing in tire city of Savannah, county Of Cnal
ham, on the southwest corner of Bay and Mont-
gomery streets. and known and described On
the map of said city as Lot Number five t3
Franklin ward, together with all and singular
the improvements on the said lot.
The said lot measures sixty feet, more OF
less. on Bay street by ninety feet, more or less
on Montgomery street, and is subject b an an.
nual ground rent to the city of Savannah OF
thirty four dollars and thirty eight cents Inc
improvements consist Of a substantially Dull
brick warehouse, two stories high, covering
the entire lot, and is specially adapted 70
carriage repository, for which purpose Il Is
now used. Both stories present an unor0ken
area OF the size OF the buildings, and are Wen
lighted by numerous windows. The properly
has been, and is now, occupied by gooo YEN en-
ant, and presents a favorable opportunity ioI
making good investment.
Terms cash; purchaser paying for tues.
G. H. DORSETE,
NJ. HAMILTON,
D, G. PURSE,
Commissioners
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~ EORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY. - where's,
VI HENRY Bl UN has applied to the Co. ~
of Ordinary for Letters of Admlnstratlon ~
the estate Of HERMANN LAMEKEN, decease5fi
These are therefore, to cite and admonlss5 1 a.
whom it may concern, to be and appear oe III
said court, to make objection or any y ei ~
havel on or before the FIRST MONDAh n t Ia
granted. r,-nn,,r-
Witness the Honorable JOHN o. tERRiLay
Ordinary for Chatham county, this 4th Gay "a
]1''- HAMPTON L. FERRILL-
Clerk c. o. u.
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Cashmere Pants in fine styles. with spring
bottoms, at B. H. Levy's.-Ad0.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

a very good all wool pants for SO so at B.
Al
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A large assortment of children's suits for
sale at net cost at Levy's.-AdV.
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Fancy Percale and Cambria shirts
In variety of patterns, at La Far's.-Ad0.
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MARSHALL HOUSE.

Cashmere BoqueG and Fine Soaps
In variety, at La Far's.-AdV.
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geaaI AstifEg.

EORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY. - Where's,
u THOMAS @. FORD has applied 10 the
Court Of Ordinary for Letters OF Admins
tration on the estate OF THOMAS j. RYAN
JR deceased. LII
These are therefore, to cite and admohIsn.
all whom it may concern to be and appear
before said court to make objection or any
they have) on or before the FIRST MONDAL
IN APRIL NEXT, otherwise said letters VII %
granted.
Ordinary Tor Chatham county, this 4th DAY o.
March, 1882. -rr
HAMPTON L. FERRILL
Clerk c. 0. c. c.
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spring Hass-LIght OoIOrs.
The new shapes, at Is Far's.-Ady.
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MEetinGs.

Zerubbabel Lodge No. 10, F. A. NJ.
A extra communication of this a
Lodge viii be held THIS (Monday) ~,
EVENING at o'clock A&
Members of sister lodges and transient "
brethren In good standing are fraternally in
vited to attend.
By order of e. S. CONNERAT, W. d.
p H Warn Sec'v
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The Marie STUART Cologne.
The most lasting Perfume, at La Far's-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

During the entire year Private Townsend
has not lost single tour Of duty. For this
most excellent record recommend that he
be officially complimented by the Mayor,
and that a leave of absence for ten
days, with full pay, be granted to him
during the year, at such time as he may
select, and which does not conflict with the
public interest
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

Banner class for the ensuing year, Miss
Eliza PGTse'.s
The song No. IS, ''Win Jesus Find Us
Watching?" was next sung, and Mr.. Otto
then arose and read the following;
We pause just for a moment at this stage
OF these interesting exercises, my friends,
for the purpose of paying brief tribute to
TWO of the scholars of New Houston Sun
day School, whose mission on earth is ended.
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Leaving balance cash on hand to date. SIS 81
Owing to the damaged condition of the
building, caused by the storm in August
last, we were unable to hold services for
several Sundays.
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Young Mems Christian Association.
The regular monthly business meeting of the
Young Mems Christian Association will be held
THIS (Mondayl EVENING at s O'Clock, in the
rooms, 81 Bay street
By order of SAMUEL B. ADAMS.
President
EDw. F. CUNNINGHAM, Rec. Sec'y.
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Anetiou Salss :fattiFs DAYS.
BIRDS, BIRDS.
CAMELLIAs AND AZALEAs AT AUCTION
BYI. ID. LaROOHE,S SONS.

In front Of store, TUESDAY MORNING, at II
O'Clock, will be sold,
The last invoice of CHOICE CAMELLiAS and
Az ALEAS for this season
Those desiring choice plant should attend
this sale. Catalogue at sale.
BY JOHN MCLAUGHLIN & SON.
AuctfOneeFs.
VIII be sold on TUESDAY. 4th Of April, 1882,
at the Court House door in Chatham county,
during the legal hours of sale,
/. Western portion Of lot M. 10 Columbia
ward and improvem snts, fronting Columbia
square.
2. Western half Of lot 81 Columbia ward and
improvements fronting on President street.
The Improvements consist OF two well con
structed brick tenements.
3. One IRON SAFE TO be seen at Dennis
O'Connor's).
Any of the property may be treated for at
private sale.
DENNIS O'CONNOR and
RUFUS E. LESTER.
Executors of John Foley.
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Knfghts of the Golden Rule.

Regular meeting of Castle Troup No. go
THIS (Monday) EVENING at s O'Clock.
R. H. LEWIS, Commander.
ISAAC BECKETT, Secretary.
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We Take Pleasure

Scarfs and Ties. Collars and Cuffs
Everything new, at La Far's.-Adv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

The regular monthly meeting of this Society
will be held THIS (Monday) EVENING, in Turn
er Hall, at s O'Clock.
MARCH 13TH.
CHAS. GASSMAN, President
A HETJFP Sec'V
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HTacaIIIsEer's Magical Wonders al
che TbeaIrf.

This evening Professor Macallister, who
is not unknown to this public, will COM
mence an engagement at the Savannah
Theatre for one week. Concerning this
skilIfuI and successful magician the Detroit
Post says.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-03-13

The Southern Mutual Loan AssOcia-
tiOn.
The Thirty-fourth regular monthly meeting
of The Southern Mutual Loan Association will
be held at Metropolitan Hall THIS CIonday)
EVENING at o'clock.
MARCH 10, 1882.
M. j. sOLOMoNS. President.
WIN. D. HARDEN, Secy.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-15
SAILED.

Oregon SO. 2sS5 tons. Pohlman. S P March l2
Abbey 1owper. Br bk. 6ss Queenstown March II
Josalfarer Queenstown March 10
Carl Haasred Norwegian bk sSl Queenstn Mch u
Acadian Br sh ss1 Queenstown Mar 10
County Of Butte Br sh gIs Queenstown March 10
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TIDE TABLE FOR ASTORIA
High Water


From tables of United States Coast Survey
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san Francisco quotations.
tBY MAIL AND TELncRAPH.l

tBE MAIL AND TELEGRAPH.i
WHEAT-NO. /, $3.50 per GENITAL:
OATs-S1 5O@1 30 p cti.
WooL-OregOn, Valley 2S@3l cts. p
b. Eastern Oregon, 20@26.
HIDES--lleavy salted 1015c; light, do
9j5@10c; sailed calf, 915@10c.
FAMILY PROvIsIoNs-Bacon, 11@1S
cts: clear Oregon sides, 13@1315c; hams,
13I[d151z cts.
BARLEY-Coast feed. 81 42@1459 ctl.
Brewing 81 50@l 60 2 ell.
EGGs-California, 26@28c 2 doz; Ore
gon. 22@23c p tloz.
fLoUR-OregOn extra, So 90; Super
fine, So 75.
BUTTER AND CHEEsE-Extra fancy
Butter, 80 cts, p ID; Fresh roll, good
10 choice, 25G2715cts.8 ID. Cheese, Is
620c.
SEEDs-Flax, 21S@4c p b; Canary,
3G5 c: Alfalfa, 16@17c; Timothy, So
i0c 3 ID.
BAGS Wool sacks, 44@5Oc; potato
gunnies, l319@14c; standard grain NOM
inal.
FRUITs-Dried apples, 6@9 cts. 2 b
for qrS.: 709c for sliced: Pears. S@l0c
Plums. 7@lN, pitted 13@15; Peaches, II
@l3c; peeled, 17@2C.
SALMoN.-COlumbia river fish are
qu0table at 81 20 p doz, LIB tins on
the spot; on the i've, 81 % y doz. Sac
ramento 81 20@1 2j'
SUGAR-Refnery terms net cash
Cube, barrels, 1115c: Crushed, HE
Extra Powdered. barrels. 12c; Fine
Crashed. bbls., HE; Dry Granulated,
bbis., 1l1lc; Extra Granulated, bbls,
10%c; Golden c. b5ls., 91Ee; D. bbls. OF
oc
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City Treasurer's Notice

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT all
1e outstanding warrants or orders due by
the City Of Astoria, will be paid on presen
tatiOn to the undersigned at his Office. In
terest will cease on and after this date.
j. q. HUSTLER. Treasurer
Astoria, March Z, 1892
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RETAIL.
FLoUR.--Superine 81 10; Extra s. %
Corn Meal q cwt. SO So; Buckwheat = cw1
IS 60
BsTrER-Choice roll. BPS to 10 cts. y II
CHEEsE.-Clatsop dairy 2oG25c.
EGGS.-35 to 35 cts . doz. Chickens, 81 90.
FRESH MEATs.-Choiee cuts. Lamb. lOc:
Beef S9lo; Pork 10; Mutton Sai0. By the
csrcsss Sc.
MEATs.-Breakfast bacon 14H@I6 Per n:
sides I3J&9ll1zc: hams 13Iz9I9c; shoulders
Ie9l2c; smoked beef l59l6szc; corned beei
sl0al2 p bbl.; corned pork Zoe 9 D..
BEAEs.-3iEd6 cts.
LARD.-Iu tins and .caddies i59ISc = r..
BoNEY.-In frames iOc in glass zoe.
SUGAR. -l1Sc alb We S + prices.
DRIED FRUITs.-Blackberri 25c; Prunes
I21Et9l6c.
MILL FEED.-Bran SIC 90 p ton: chOI
feed s2i025; Shoits s25927 so; Hay $500
500 q ton.
oATs.-According to quality. prices range
from 81 10 to 81 so Der cwt.
VEGE-AmEs.--Potatoes, 2921&c per tbs
t,nlons 2GSc "A II.
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rESSELS ON THE WAY.
From American Ports,

EOtu rEsutE1Cau
Gerten. sh. Philadelphia Jan lS
India l2s5 Patten Philadelphia Oct
ida Lily 757 Eastman Phila
Ivy, sh, New York. Sept IS
Jane Fish. sh. New York, Sept.
Lamoi bk Philadelphia loading
Mo-nt Washington, sh. 1871 tons. Sep Il.
Philip Fitzpatrick. Am sn. Philadelphia, Oct 26
Sonoma lue3 Newbsrry Phila.
Sparrow sch S March Is
From Foreign Ports.
Amphitrite Dutch sh 1910 Newcastle July
Adolf. Swe. bk. 6.5 tons. Rinsmansson, Gotten.
burg. Oct IS
Bolden, Br bk Liverpool
Co. of Inverness Br sh I63S Capetown Oct
Chiloe. br bk. 4s7 tons. May p
City of Manchester, br bk 7S5 tons Rio
Furness Abbey. bk lUs3. Libby. Yokohama.
Manitoba. Br sh Buenos Ayres Sept II
Malacca br bk 59i tons Japan
NavigTtore 1t bk 60 Shields July 81
Peter Stuart Br sh liI7 Victoria Sept
River Thames br blk 50l tons Christie IqniauI
Torbecke, Dutch sh. Newcastle, via SoIrabaya
June
Wanock br bk 40 tons, Liverpool to Astoria di.
rect. Oct
Vim Hales. Am bk. Hongkong
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Proposals for FRESH Beef 1snfso
nnG Eetour.


SUBSISTENCE OFFICE. DEPARTMENT
~ OF the Columbia. Vancouver Barracks, W.
L, March /, 3o2.
Sealed proposals. il triplicaIe, subject 10
the usual conditions VIII be received 1T This
Office and at the office of the Acting Assist
an COmmiSsafieS of subsistence Il. the fol-
lowing named posls (fOr the supplies nee led
al tn Sc posts only until II O'Clock. noon, on
Wednesday, April u ISS2, 1T which time and
place they VIII be opened in the presence OF
bidders for the furnishing and delivery 0f
Fresh Beef and Nut on during the year com
mencing July /. 1882:
roise Barracks |. T.: Fort Candy, W. T /:
Fort Ceur d'Aieue, /. T. ; Fort CnlVille w
T. Fort Klamath. o egon; Fort LapEai. I.
T.; Camp >pokane, w. T. :; FOrt Townsend.
w. L Vancouver Barracks, w. T. For,
Wa Ia Walla. w. 7.
Also, for the delivery of the following
am unts of Flour Boise Barracks, |. T..
2s.9i pounds; Fort Candy. W. T., 1926
pounds; Fort C0eur a. 'Alrne, /. T., 3.G9S
pounds; Fort Colville. W. T., 40, ,1GS pounds /;
Fo't Khan. ath. oregon. 1885 pounds For
LlpWdi, 1T, 10.73i pounds Camp Spokane
w. T., 33.4j7 pounds; Fort Townsend. w. T..
1903 pounds Vancouver Barracks, W. T.,
iO.21S pounds Fort Walla Walia, W. T.,
92l2 pounds.
Samples of the Flour, mot less than two
pounGS) proposed TO he furnished, must lie
submitted with the proposals. The Flour to
be tested by baking before acceptance
Il iop"Sa,s iOI iustiittitS VI TiOur less tudl
the whole required viii be received. The
government reserves the right to reject any
or all proposals.
Blank proposals and printed circulars stat
ing the kind of Beef. Mutton and -four re-
quired at each post. and giving full inStruc-
tions as the manner of bidding, conditions
TO be observed by the bidders, and terms Of
contract and payment. will be furnished on
application at this otfi-e, or the Acting As
siStant Commissaries of Subsistence at The
various post named.
Envelopes containing proposals should be
msTked Proposals for - at -: and
addressed to the undersigned or to the res.
pective Acting Assistant Commissaries of
Subsistence. SAM'L I. CUSHING,
Captain and C. s. L. s A
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sPURTS Of disgusting Mucus,
SnuMes, Cracking Pains il the
Hcad, Fetid Ereath, Deafness,
and any Catarrhal Complaint,
can be exterminated by Wei Dc
Meye~s Catarrh Cure, a Consti-
tutioa.a1 Antidote, by Absorp-
ton. The most Important Dis
covery since Vaccination.
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Common Council.


Regular meetings second and fourth Tnes-
day evenings of each month. at az o clock
LS Persons desiring to have matters acted
upon by the Council. at any regular meeting
must present the same TO the Auditor and
Clerk on or before the Friday evening prior
to the Tuesday on which the Council holds its
regular meetings. +. C. NORRIS,
Auditor and Clerk.
Astoria Lodge No. 30, /. Q. 81.
Regular Meeting every Tuesday Evening
at ~ o'clock. at Good femplar's Hall, Che
namus Street, Astoria, over C. l.. Parker's
Store Members of the Order. in good stand-
ng, are invited to attend Degree meeting lst
Monday each month. By order W. c. I.
Temple Lodge. No. IA. F. AN.
kcgular Communications first ana Wy
third Saturdays in each month. at TX w
o'clock. p. Ne, at the Hall in Astoria.
Members of the Order, in good standing, are
invited to attend. By orde: or the W. NJ.
Order OF Chosen Friends.
A regular meeting of 0ecident Council No.
8, o. G. f., is held every THURSDAY even ng.
at The hour Of ~ O'Clock, in the hall OF h e
A. .. U. w. ALI sojourning members me
cordially invited to attend.
By order of &C.
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GOMMERCe AND TRADE.
PORT OF ASTORIA.

READY FOR SEA.
McNear Taylor Liverpool March u
kdderside. br bk. Liverpool March S
Arsosy Br sh. Queenstown Feb Is
County Of Argyle Br bk Liverpool Feb %
City Camp Br bk Queenstown Feb l.
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DOMESTIC EXPORTS,

The receipts in San Francisco, of GER
tain articles of Oregon produce from
January 1st, 1882, to March sth, inclu-
sive, have been as follows:
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LIE Richau's Golden Baisam No. 4 Cures
CHANGERS, first and second stages; res
on the Legs and BOdy Syphilitic Catarrh.
diseased Scalp. and all primary forms of
the disease. Price. S. 90 per Bottle.
LIE RicIiau's Golden Ealsam 40. Cures
Tertiary, Mercurial, Syphilitic Rheuma-
tism, Pains in the Bones, liberated Throat,
Syphilitic Rash, Lumps. etc, and eradi-
Gates all diseases from the system, whether
caused by bad treatment or abuse OF mer-
curry, leaving the blood pure and healthy.
Pricc. SIS 90 per EOtftc.
Le KichGu's Golden Spanish ADtidOte
for the cure of Gonorrhoea, elect, etc.
Price, Sc so per EOttle.
LIE Richau's CO,Gcn SnGnisl. Injection.
wash for cure Of elect, Structures, Dis
ease OF the UFethIa end Bladder, etc.
Price. 81 80 per Bottle.
LIE Richau's Golden Ointment for the
effective healing of Syphilltic Sores and
EruptiOns. Price. 81 % per Bottle.
Also Agents for LIE Richau's Golden Pills,
for Weakness, loss of physical powers, and
all diseases arising from abuse and excess
or over-wOrk. Price. So 90 per Box.
Sent everywhere. C. o. D., secyrely packed
per Express.
G. +. RICHARDS & CO.. Agents.
427 & 42s Sansome street, corner Clay
d-w-ly San Francisco, Cal.
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THE MARKETS.
Financial.

Silver, at par.
Com exchange on San Francisco 4 per cont
premium.
Coin exchange on New York buying par:
>elling, 3. TO per cent.
Legal renders-par.
relegrapbic transfers on New York l per
cent. premium.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-03-15
ASTORIA FIRE DEPARTMENT

ASTORIA FIRE DEPA AESTJ7ENT'
c. J. TRENCHARD ............... Chief Engineer
f. L. HlCkS................-...-lSt Asst Engineer
BOARD 0FDELEGATES.-R Regular meet
ing fourth Monday in eacil month. ut 20
p. NJ. at hall of Alert Hook and Ladder
Company No. 1.
OFFIcERs-F. J. Taylor, President F. L.
Parker, Secretary A. w. Berry, 7 easurer.
DELEGATEs.-W. W. Parker. J. Strauss. /.
Bergman. of Astoria Engine Co. No. ; a. \.
Cleveland. w. J. Barry, ChaS. II. Stockton,
of Rescue Engine Co. No. 2 Ed. j. Curtis.
A. w. Berry. L. j. Taylor. of Alert Hook and
Ladder Co. No. 1.
ASTORIA ENGINE COMPANY No. l..
Regular meeting first Monday in each
m nth.
OpFICERs.-W. W. Parker. President; l..
K. Selig, Secretary; William Book. Treas
1st Asst. Foreman. Joe. G. Charters, 2d Asst.
Foreman.
RESCUE ENGINE COMPANY No. e.
Regular meeting first Monday in each
month.
OFF1cERs-A. A. Cleveland. President j.
A. Montgomery, Secretary; F. c. Norris.
Treasurer Chas. IL. Stockton Foreman, a.
Mckenzie, 1st Asst. Foreman, j. ". Brown,
I'd Asst. Foreman.
ALERT HOOK AND LADDER Co. No. /.
Regular meeting second Monday i'll each
month.
OFFIcERs.-J. o. Bozorth. President c.
Brown, Secretary Jay Tuttle. Treasurer
j. Il. Thomas. Foreman, +. b. ElberSOn. iSt
Asst. Foreman. +. w. Ferguson, 81 Asst
Foreman.
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ARRIVALS FROM SEA

City Of Chester S March II
State of California, IS 255O tons. Dsbney. S T
March u
san Stefano. Br sh, st Nazairc March Ii
Storm King March
MARYLAND Cork March e
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BOARD OFDELEGATES.-Re Regular meet
ing fourth Monday in each month. ut Z 30
P. M. at hall of Alert Hook and Ladder
Company No. 1.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-01
The Dress OF Women and Men,

One of the signs OF advanced civiiza-
ton, says the Boston Jomndl Of Chem
iStry, is discomfort in dress; the further
any nation advances in civilization the
more she tOrtureS her subjects, and,
strangely enough, this anictionfalls upon
the 50 called upper class. The educated
class, the mem bcrs of the liberal profess
sions, the denizens of the city, the mer-
chant and his clerks, suffer more than
the poor laborer from heat if not from
cold. As between the sexes, there is
little difference in this respect. Civiliza-
ton even extends its cruel hand over the
babe in its cradle, and would afllict the
dead if they had any feelings left.
oCienCo has investigated Iue aD5Vrb,,.t
and radiant power of different tibers and
different colors, but man in his wisdom
diSregards this, and prefers the worst
instead OF the best. Woman may ex-
pose her brain to the direct rays of the
sun by wearing a small, useless bonnet,
but fashion compels her TO carry a par
asol TO compensate for it, On the other
hand, fashion, not 50 cruel as she is
painted, is equally in favor of large hats
with useful brims, Not so with man,
Broad brims are tabooed, and paraSols
are not permissible. With regard to the
neck, man has no choicc-a collar he
must wear, and one lifting close to the
neck and reinforced by a cravat or tie.
To woman alone is granted the comfort
Of low-nccked, hall-low, heart-shaped or
loose-titting collars. The body, or trunk,
is no better Off Man must wear a stiff
white shirt, vest, and lined and pad
ded coat, Woman need wear but one
(yisible) garment which may be made
as light and thin as is possible without
being transparent 1t is even doubtful
whether the tightly drawn corset, that
object of universal use which is so yio-
lentIy denounced by the opposite sex,
causes more discomfort than the numer-
Gus articles with which man surrounds
himself; for Psychologists have learned
that woman can breathe with the upper
part Of the lungs Ohoracic breathing)
and therefore suffers less from tight
lacing than man. AS regards the arm,
matters are pretty evenly balanced, with
the odds in favor Of woman, who may
shorten her sleeves as much rs She
plcascs, and in no case wear more than
one long-SIecycd garment where a man
wears three. Cuffs she may dispense
with, but he cannot. Her sleeves may
not be lined; but his must, unless of very
thick material
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-01
The Misery Of Fancy Work
ny A REnIIIlnI-. ur.nANn-

hate the name Of German wool, IN all its col.
ors bright:
OF chairs and stools, in fancy-work, hate the
very sight;
The shawls and slippers that I've seen, the OF
tOmans aud bags
Sooner than wear a stitch on me, I'd walk the
street In rags.
I've heard OF wives too musical, too laxative,
or quiet,
OF scoldiug or O; gaming wives, and those too
fond of riot;
But yet Of all the errors known, which to the
women fall
Forever doing fancy work, ! think, exceeds
them ALL
The other day when came home, no dinner
got for me.
/ asked my wife the rcason-she answered:
"Dnc. two three"
floor
She never oven looked Mt me, but murmured:
zone green more"
OF course she makes me angry; she does not
care for that,
But chattcrs while talk to her; zone white,
and then a black
Seven greens and thcna purple dust hold your
tongue, my dear;
\ gu really do annoy me so, I've made wrong
stitch here
And as for conversation, with her eternal
frame,
speak TO her Of nifty things. she answers Just
the Same,
IT'S: "Ycs, lovc--nye reds, then a black-I
quite agree with you.
I've done this wrong, seven, eight nine, ten,
an orange then blue
On inc misery Of working wife, with fancy
work run Wild,
And hands that never do aught else, for hus-
band or for child;
Our clothes are rent and minus strings, my
house is in disorder,
And all because my hdy wife has taken to en-.
brOldcr.
III put my children out 10 school-GlI 20 across
the sen,
My wiic's so fun Of fancy work, I'm sure she
won't miss me;
Zen while write she stiil keeps on, her one,
two, three and four;
I'm past all paiience; on my word, I'll not on
dure II more.