The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05

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| Sam Davis. an editor. Of Carson CITY.
New, tbrashed q fellow journalist the
O,her day, for which pastime he was taxed
SIS and costs.-Ex.
That was an expensive pastine, but il is
we'll known that editors are prsdisal set,
and never stop 81 cost.
| The father of Mrs Lanstry's husband
made his money In the steamboat bust
ness, at Belfast, Ireland
| Maybe that was the reason she became
belle SO las.
Ministers who mind little things in
meeting are sure to haye their hands full
I-Ex.
'Tis of no importance as long rs it is in
meeting, tits out of meeting that makes
talk.
| "A New York man arraigned for biga
my, excused himself on the ground that
mis- frst wife bad agreed to support her
self, and failing to do so, be considered him.
sell absolved from the marriage VOWS, and
fully su'horiz~d to marry again. The ex
cuse lodged him in jail.-E1change.
He was better than the average Most
men want their wives to not only support
themselves but the husband into the bar
gain. II is our opinion that the Judge
who consigned him to Jail ought to live
with his Incidentally 365 DAYS in the
year.
Her gentle hand toyed in his hair
Exchange.
1t was all right, but ever afterward he
was known as "old badly"
| The country can expect to be greeted
at any time nth the news Of the total
annihilation of the male portion If Gala
mus, Iowa. The young ladies there have
organized kissing club, and jealousy is
already a foot deep oil over the lowu.-Ex.
If the jealousy doesn't go any higher
than the foot, not q man will be killed.
| 1T is whispered cautiously around New
York that Mrs. Langtry drinks blk
Why shouldn't she? Beauty can't exist
entirely BY wind from the press.
Said Dublin magistrate: "From the
experience which have gained in the po-
lice courts, would advise people not to
get married at all, particularly females !;
for, in the number OF assault cases between
married people which have come before
me, have only had one case in which q
wife VS. charged with assault upon her
husband. "-Exchange.
He probably believes that females should
! marry their own sex, but there won't one
of 'em do it.
| Cheese should never be touched With
the fingers, but crumbled and eaten with a
fork.-Exchange.
The crumbling should be done with q
road roller lest me cheese exemplify the
saying that the "worm will turn"
In Turkey there is no love making.
Ii man wants woman he purchases
her, on the score of economy, it is pre-
sumed.-EJchasge.
There is no dearth Of love-waking in
America, bat while women are often sold,
yet the price is not price of economy on
the purchasers part BY any means. No
stree.
| Mrs. Thomas PAYNE. the bride Of q
Monroe, w. Va. clergyman, 10 only eleven
years old.-Ex.
From time inmemorisl preachers have
been accredited with special foudnes. for
spring chickens, and it appears that the
Rev" Tom Payne is not an exception 10
the general rule.-Butler Record.
Oscar Wilde said of Mrs. Lanetry At
the Lotus club "What q grand air she
has! We saw her walk down q room With
thousand people staring Ut her, as il she
Gid not know that they we're there. call
that elegance" us that what you call it ?"
said Holland, the actor. "Well, We call it
gall"
The dying Of feminine hair 70 golden
hue is not q success-Exchange.
An old lady from an old fashioned part
of the country was much puzzled On seeing
the color Of the hair worn by every lovely
promenader, she having never seen any
golden hair tkat was not golden.
Republican families in Massachusetts,
will have to sleep spoon fashion this COM
ing cold winter.-Cosrier-Jo urnal.
That's fashionable in the far west and
Ben Butler didn't run there either.
"A married wsman with . baby in her |
arms has been committed to the Michigan
Reform school for girls.-Exchange.
Married men will sosn have protection
everywhere, If they will only wait.
John Brown is now telegraphed a . |
"here and nartys." Exchange.
The memory of Jesse james will doubt. |!