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MISCELLANY.
COMIC COMMENTS.

Sausage at wholesale price is dog cheap.
-Picoyune
-" Laying down the law The Judge
on the point of resigning.
When man makes his will he is pre-
pairing for dead give-away.
"A coal fire is CRATE comfort, but nut
meg often suggests o CRATER.
"A book with loose leaf should be
bound over to keep the piece. Picay,tne
This is vale of tears, but few people
want to swim out of it into fresher water
Boston Courier.
Although seeming to do so, emotional
actresses rarely weep in their plays except.
ing when the house is bad. o. PicGg-
une
There are some days when you can't lay
up cent, and other days when you can't
get hold of cent to lay up, Neao Haeen
Register
The man who Las no particular bust
ness of his own is most apt to pay attention
to the business of other people. -Neao Or
leans Picayane.
Says Josh Billings: 81 have finally
cum to the konclusion that the best epitaff
emmy man ken have, for all practical pur-
poses, is good bank akount."
1t seems that competition has forced
the price of false teeth down so low that il
isn't really worth body's while to cut his
natural ones. Burlington Ha,okeye
"A lot of New York maidens recently got
up fair for the poor anda quite number
now wear engagement rings the enterprise
is spoken of as brilliant success. Phila-
delphia Neaes.
Recently at the launching of ship,
the orator of the occasion made a bow,
pitched his voice and delivered few stern
remarks in mastery style. N. y. CONNER
cial Adoertiser.
-" Are you feeling very Ill ?" asked the
physician; "let me see your tongue, please"
g It's no use, DOCTOR replied the patient
no tongue can tell how bad feel. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
It Will you please insert this obituary
notice ?" asked an old gentleman of an
editor, " / made bold to ask 1t because the
deceased had great many friends about
here who'd be glad to hear of his death"
"A Philadelphia sneak thief stole pound
of butter from boarding house the other
day, and the butter was SO scared by the
incident that policeman who caught the
villain says its hair actually stood on end
49,
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THE TRAMps' HONE. As the shades Of
night began to fall and the cold wind whistle
a dreary tune around the corners, the tramps
turn willing feet towards the police station.
There is not much elegance there, but
always grateful warmth. = Rochester Dem-
ocrat
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
BELTIDERE Division.
On and after January %, 1880.

On and after January %, 1882,
Trains for Ne,c York and Philadelphia
Leave Manunka Chunk SOL a m, $50 and G.fs
pm,
Leave Belyidcre $40 and o55 a M 1886 and 6.2i
2 m.
Leave Phiillpsburg G loand 100 m, 90 and 65d
pm.
Leave Frenchtown G Al and 752 Il M, and 7si
pm.
Leave Bennington i 81 a m, 1850 and 5.25 p m.
Arrive Lambertvie s.l3 m, 40 and 5.5I m,
Leave Lambertyille go and $50 IN, 210, 600
and S.07 IN.
Arrive Trenton 7.57 and s.4s M a4i, Gao and
s45 pm.
Arrive Philadelphia tKensingtony o.os and 1854
a M los and SOS IN.
Arrive Philadelphia Broad Street Station go
and 800 m, $50, 7 As and 9.55 m.
Arrive New York, via Trenton, 1925 and 1915
m. 5.l5 S.45 and 10 a5 o m.
Trains from Philadelphia and Nesc Fork
Leave New York, via Trenton. 7l5and iio5am,
II %, 3.55 and LIS p m.
Leave Philadelphia (KensingtonJ 7.55 a M 1901,
40 4 81 and 5.35 p M.
Leave Philadelphia BROAD Street station) 745
M 1901, 900, 430 and 600 p M
Leave Trenton 900 IN, LIS 1872 5.S7 and 105
Arrive Lambertviile a.ss m, i.5o, 4.27, si5 and
Leave Lambertvilc for Pennington e.ss am, 2i2
and eli
Arrive Pennington zoos m SEQ and $50 pm,
Leave Frcnchtown 1908 M, 2.23, 6I6 and s.eI
Leave PhiIlipsburg 1912 a m. 800, 80 and 900
p m.
Arrive Belydere l 90 IN 92s, SEQ and 8 AS D M
Arrive Manunka Chunk Ills M, 3.s5 and 9.5a
pm.
Connection Is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad lie.
high junction with Lehgh Valley Lehigh q sus-
quehanna, Morris 4 Essex, and New Jersey Central
Railroads. At Lambertyille with Remington Rail-
road. AT Trenton with trains TO and from New
York, Camden, &c.
For further information, see timetables, which
can be obtained at the ticket offices.
FRANK THOMSON H. r. WOOD
General Manager General Passenger AGENT
i. W. JACKSON.
tien'l snpt. Z. r. r. of n. j. Div,
]. A. ANDERSON, Supt. Belyidere Div.
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TO ADVERTISERS.

Advertisers will find The RECORD good advertising medium. 1t
cua the class of people that wanted customers and
the rates reasonable which be learned upon application the
office, either personally or by letter.
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When pretty Irish girl is stolen away
they suspect some boycottes. Hartford
Times
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10 10 |" week in your own town. 81
TX IN ~ Outfit free. No risk. Everything
WOO new. Capital not required. We
" will furnish yon everything
Many making fortunes.
Ladies make as much as men, and boys and girls
make great pay Reader. II you want business
at which you can make great pay all the time you
work, write 70 particulars TO IL. HALLETT & Co.,
Portland Maine. Jan. Ally
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BY the addition New and Improved Machinery Of the
reasonable The varieties Mercantile numerous
work and striking displays printing increasing therefore orr
The aboer worthy of his hire
while
good work, guaranteeing n all " " -
m
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A THOROUGH JOB.

How a Careful Carpenter served Custe-
mcr.
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% SOUTH STOCKTON STREET, TRENTON, n. j.

with
signs nd
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Persons wanting anything In the above lines of
business are respectfully invited 10 call at the
office, either during usual business hours or in the
Evenings
JeSEPH SMITH & co.
Nov Is 1881
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

REV.. r. THOMPSON is preaching a
series of sermons in his church at Jersey
City, on the same subject as that pub
lished in last Sundays REGISTER. As
indicating how they are received by his
people we take the following notice
from the Jersey City Journal:
This church was packed last night, every
available space except the aisles being NIL.
ed. The trustees decline to block up the
aisles if it can be avoided. An excellent
gallery is to be filled before the exits of the
church are TO be invaded. Rev. J. r
Thompson preached the first of series OF
sermons upon the Evidences of the
nationally Of Christianity" The subject
last night was God" Mr.. Thompson pro-
poses TO consider this momentouS subject
from various standpOintS the argument for
Gods existence last night being what is
known as the Argument from design.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

districts, and In all but one, the Demo.
cratic majority has either been obliter-
ated or diminished We admit that
the Democratic majority In both
branches of the Legislature viii be re-
duced.
These results may appear to the Chi.
cago Journal and other newspapers at
q distance, to be conclusive evidences
ofgrowing Republicanism in West Viz
ginia."
We not take the pains TO review
at this time, the leading features of the
West Virginia election, but will call
the attention of the Journal, and other
Republican papers INDUCING like COM
ments, to only two points, viz:
!. 1t Is not shown by the returns that
the Republican vote in West Virginia
has been increased for any candidate
who was elected or defeated unless it be
for Judge of the Supreme Court; and It
Is universally admitted that the increase
in this Instance came from the Green
hackers with whom the Republicans
agreed to ftlsion-the former noninat-
ing the candidate and the latter making
no nomination.
2. The only square party defeat that
the Democrats have sustained In West
Virginia Is in the contest for Congress
man In the First District and possibly
In the Second. The issues In these con-
tests were general or national, and not
local, and the party lines were squarely
drawn.
But on the same day and date that
the election for Congressman was held
In West Virginia, an election for Con-
gressmen was held in 0hio-a State
that bounds the western border Of West
Virginia its entire length and Is separ-
ated only by the width of the Ohio
river.
West Virginia has been pronounced
Democratic State andOhio pronounced
Republican State. But in Ohio the re-
suit OF the Congressional contest was a
pronounced Democratic victory, and in
West Virginia a pronounced Republl-
can victory. ..... .a. .a... -
Now, as the Journal has been ex-
planning the Republican defeat in Ohio,
and in fact, sll the leading Republican
papers of the country, have explained
the Ohio defeat to be a Republican de-
feat and a Democratic victory, pure and
simple, brought about by the dissatis-
faction among the masses with the ad-
ministration at Washington and the
policy of the Republican party up
on the leading measures now
before n" country. In other words, the
Republicans being the judges, the cleo
ton in Ohio furnish evidences of decLiH-
ing Experimentation, therefore.
when the very same issues were at stake
L. the Congressional contest in the sd-
Joining State of West Virginia, and the
Democrats were defeated, does the lat
ter State show "evidences of growing
Republicanism? If the Republican
dose poisons In Ohio, it oughtinOt TO be
credited with giving life in West Vir-
ginia.
If the Journal and its coadjutors will
take the pains to look a little into the
returns from the State of West Virginia
it will find no occasion for making its
explanation of Republican defeat in
Ohio inconsistent with, or contradicted
by, the situation IN this State.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
WEST VIRGINIA'S "GROwING RE.
PUBLICANISa."

West Virginia shows unmistakable evil
dences of growing RepublicaniSm. The
Republican vote was largely increased 10
every part OF the State on Tuesday, and it
il now q settled fact that two of the four
Congressman elected are Republicans
Golf in the First district, aud Mason in the
Second, both receiving handsome majOri-
ties We are prepared TO see West Virginia
wheel sQuarely into the Republican ranks
at the next Presidential election.-CAieaya
Journal
The evidences Of growing Republi-
canism" in West Virginia have been
searched for with good degree Of in-
dnstry in the different phases Of the late
election, bat thus far no political phi
losOpher has come forward to declare
the discovery Of any such mares nest
as that.
There Is but little difference of opin-
ion at home, however many decisions
may have gone abroad, regarding the
influences and agencies which were at
work, and which contributed to the re-
suits of the late election.
West Virginia voted for a Judge Of
the Supreme Court who was the only
State officer on the ticket, and this re-
garded rs non-politieal. We voted for
four Congressman, who We're supposed
TO represent the issues Of National
rather than local character. We also
Voted for Legislators, in which local
issues were involved.
We admit that the Democratic can
didate for Judge, II elected, will GO in
by largely reduced majority as COM
pared with the last election for Govern
or. We admit that the Democrats have
lost one and possibly two Congressional
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
Ce.su. Forestry Reports.


The Census Forestry Reports OF Virginia
and West Virginia will now, We suppose,
be made as complete as those OF any other
of the States. In our May number, page
81, we published extracts from letter
from Prof G. 8. Sargent, Special Forestry
Agent of the Census, In which he wrote rs
that for want of funds he feared be must
defer indefinitely, If not abandon. the pro-
posed investigation" Of the forest resources
of the virginias. We not only commented
on the Injustice that would be done these
States BY such a treatment, bnt went IN
person to Washington aud laid this mat
ter. first before Senator Davis, OF West
Virginia, (who has business way OF taking
hold OF all matters that affect the
development OF the Virginias that always
leads to practical results) and then with
him before other Senators and Representa-
tiyes from these States. IN consequences
action was taken that secured an appropiia-
ton by means of which forestry report on
the Yirrinias could be made, and now Prof..
8. P. sharples, the assistant OF Prot sar
gent, is in West Virginia and Virginia gath
tring the facts for this report; he has
already visited the white pine and black
spruce region at the head Of Greenbrier and
Cheat rivers, the great tulip-poplar, black
walnut, white oak, etc, country on CABIN
creek and Big and Little Coal rivers OF
the Kanawha, and on Guyaudot waters In
Kanswha, Boone and Lincoln counties, W.
Va, gathering additional information from
parties informed in such matters about the
timber resources of all the Great Kanswha
basin. He has also inspected portions OF
the Blue Ridge and Piedmont regions OF
Virginia. At this writing Prof s. is on the
head waters OF the Potomac, along the
West Virginia Cent trail and Pittsburgh rail-
road looking into the finely timoered
country.
We anticipate valuable results from
these explorations, and hope Prof, sharpies
will be given ample time to work up fully
a report Of the forest resources OF these
States. Esch Of our railway lines should
see to it that he has opportunity TO visit its
tributary forests. s..
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

AT the November election the people
of Illinois will vote to approve or dissp-
prove the act Of the Legislature ceding
the Illinois and Michigan canal to the
United States, upon the condition that
the United States in accepting 1t snail
assume the obligation to complete the
improvement. The people Of Illinois
claim to have expended $4,000, 900 up
on the canal and the river improve
ment.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

THE official returns Of the vote in the
Second district are now being received
by Governor JACKSON and proclama-
ton of the result will follow in due
course Of time. A difference ranging
from ten to Afty votes still exists in the
estimates based upon outside reports.
The lucky candidate will have to re.
main In limbo for his puddin' until the
Governor Opens the bag,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

MAHoNE has opened a "bureau" at
Washington, where he employs large
f, rec mailing Republican campaign doc
uments tn his henchmen in Virginia.
He pretends to believe that he will carry
Virginia by 10000 majority next month.
He relies upon the persistent and active
support given him by the Administra-
ton and HUBBELL'si committee, but
many good judges predict that he will
be wiped out completely.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

FRANKLIN Epson, the nominee for
Mayor of the Democracy Of New York,
has been for many years prominent
member of the Produce Exchange Of
that city, having been elected to the
Board of Managers, and subsequently
He Is the originator of the system Of
grain inspection existing in New York,
and II known generally as an honorable
and highly-successful business man.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

THE New York Sun fOrmulates good,
square issue in Connecticut rs follows:
"The Republicans of Connecticut have
renominated their river and harbor
statesmen. The Democrats in the same
State have repudiated PHELPS, who
voted for the steal. The Republican
State Convention made itself conspicu-
Gus by failing to denounee the steal.
The Democratic Convention condemn
edthe robbery in unmeasured terms"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

VIRGINIA Is indulging the happy ex-
pectation that, after the It'll ProximO,
she will be able to look her sister States
In the face without blush, and proudly
point to record Of victory over the adj
venturer who has been for years en-
gagged in q conspiracy to defame her.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

THE Cincinnati Commercial thinks
that at the late election the strength OF
the German dissatisfaction was not
more than half shown. II FOSTER had
been running the majority would have
bean douhlA
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

THE venerable SIMON CAHER0N adj
mits that he Is obliged to use glasses
when reading fine print, but says he
can see the split in his party with the
naked eye.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
Hasn't Any g." TO Waste
Cincinnati; ENQUIRER.

NF4sVVI0ItS@NF
. We understand that Dorsey, since reading
the returns, has refused to have anything
TO do with the Indiana campaign. Dorsey
is no fool, if he is knave.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
Only the Point Of the Claw.

CSnctnndh Commercial.
The strength of the German dissatisfac-
ton was not more than half displayed. The
appeals to the Germans not to leave the Re-
publican party had great effect.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

LARGE numbers of Germans are pre-
pairing to emigrste to this country, be-
cause they are dissatisfied with the
political conditions of their own coun-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
Forcasting November weather
Chicnao Inns.

Among the political bosses who, there 10
good reason to believe, will be stricken
down this fall is the most persistent and
exaspersting of them all, General William
Malone, If Virginia.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
Pnshed Hard 10 the Wall.

Cincinnati Enquirer.
1t will be observed that those few Repub'
can congressman elected in Ohio this year
go in by the skin of their teeth, as our old
friend Job would say.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
The Ohio Man OF the Hour.

Chicago Times, Ind.
The most conspicuous Ohio man at pres,
ent is a gentleman named John Barley
corn.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

The Egyptian war cost England
about seven millions of pounds, or
thirty-five millions Of dollars. 81.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

Dr.. LYMAN BBBOrT is engaged in
writing up a biography Of HBNRY
WARD BEBCHER.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

Ne1c York Star, hcEIys organ.
Hayes was punishment TO the party
that perpetrated untold frauds to put him
in the office that belonged by right to Mr..
Tilden
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

ALL the crops average well, according
TO the Agricultural Department.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

HAD Chronic Catarrh and Constipation (;
could get no help. PERUNA cured me. Mrs.
s. B. WILLIAMS, Martins Ferry, Ohio.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

Chicago Times, Ind.
The Republican party in Ohio is satisfied
that beer-mug iss deadly weapon.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

County Papers Please Copy IL.
Memphis Avalanche.
Mr.. Samuel J. Randall will be Mr.. Speak
er of the next House.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
A Statesman with a Split Throat.
Beware the PeriIous PretzeI.

ClflclhndIl Elqhtrcf.
Foster will hardly be selected to SCUM
the keynote neat time.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19

AIRING MY ABSENCE IHIQUlSIiANA.
Dauy orders left nc my st0f9 VII. De
promptly attended 20 By my foreman, Mm.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-19
nTSSOIUTION NOTTCI
-N0T7CE TO THE PUBLIC.

-AyInG THIS DAY RETIRED. FROM
the firm OF Handlan & Qaigg, deale-sla
grain, / take pleasure In thanking the public
Tor past liberal patronage aud respectfully
solicit continuance Of zane Win Ihs new
arm. ,JOsS,nN - SoAu s,;ia,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-10-16
THREE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES.

Hon. Green White, of Vienna, is
the Democratic nominee for the House
OF Representatives. He is miner
and a prospector, and man of sterl-
ing character who has seen better
days. Two years ago he paid Hon.
George Ainslie's assessment of $50,
IN Owyhee county, to keep the CEN
trail committee of that county from
taking him off the ticket. If elected
Mr.. White will fulfill the duties of the
of1ce in creditable manner.
For Probate Judge tie Democrats
have placed Hon. w. F. Anderson in
nomination. Mr. Anderson is not un-
known to the voters of this section, as
he represented an adjoining county
in the Council during the last session
of the Legislature. He is a lawyer of
ability, who has been employed ip
some Of the heaviest mining suits that
hAye come before the courts of this
opast during the past 20 years, and .
man Of unblemished character. 1.-The
= elected, many cases that encupber
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-10-16

The Bear Lake Democrat, a
Mormon paper, says that the Mormons
twill justify the action of their dele
gate by giving Mr.. Ainslie their
hearty support and a heavier vote, at
the next election, than any Demo-
cratic nominee ever received" in that
county. The Mormons evidently in
tend to stand by their nominee and
see him elected, even if they have to
stuff the ballot boxes to do it.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-10-16
COMPLAINTS AGAINST THE FOR.
YARDING AGENTS..

tits complained of by certain parties
who claim to know, that the forward
ing houses at kelton draw upon con-
signees here for freight charges in adj
vance, while the freight is lying there,
and that they thus pay the railroad
company's charges with the con-
signees' money. 1t is also claimed
that the kelton houses refuse to send
Wood River freights upon any freight
teams which do not buy their supplies
OF them, but prefer to keep the freight
waiting there for their special custom
ers, to sending on outside teams which
prefer buying supplies at Salt Lake;
and that plenty of freighters could be
loaded if they were permitted to do 50
without running bill each time at
the forwarding house stores. If the
Wood River merchants are much
longer compelled to wait for their sup
plies, that special teams may be en-
ployed solely to give the forwarding
merchants of Kelton chance to make
outside profits, as well as regular COM
missions, it is quite probable that the
merchants will defray the expenses Of
a special agent to that point, who will
load every team that can be found
and push the supplies forward in time.