The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-09-02

order the same dishes. I'll le,v1-~
shift entirely for yourself. and roosoHh
appear not to concern vourself mus
me. And, by the way. Won r,' aooH
wear any bridal finerv.'' Nv mustn't
20, dear, can't | wear tbo.
white bonnet Pm going to be m .Ovey
inP'' Nuarr1el
mo, that will at once proclaim
to be BRIDE" H You
But do want to wear nv bonn.
II cant wear it ON my wedding t ta,S .
don't want the tour o'r :
After considerable talk. it was A..
ed that the bride could wear her L Ip
white bonnet, but the bridal veil ,o'sI
be left at home. vas D
Burney was married early IN 8.
morning, and the happy eoupje VIZ va u
once whirled to the Broad Straot Al
ton to take train for New York m ,'.'
tickets were already purchased. and ' GT
passed direct to the cars.
'sNow remember" said Rurno,.
he seated his wife, remember tbot' %
are to act as old married peonle n
forget to growl when | sit down
Burney sat down roughly. but fl
was no growl.
"Why don't you growl?" he said
''Why, dear, / forgot what to saw
"Hush, not so loud. Don't. wbS,o,..
you do, don't call me dear arsin
That isn't the language old marri-I
people use when they address es.t
other"
1t was several minutes before tbef,.;.
would start, and Burney wanted :
saunter out into the depot and co..
rushing back just as the train was M
ing off. But the newlv-made Lr;t
wouldn't hear to any such arranrempT,
She was afraid that he actually wmjl
get left.
1t wasn't until after the train STAR
that Burney and his bride showed am
of the actions of old married peopIe
When they did commence. however +,
their zeal to carry out the scheme snc
c9sstuIly they ovcrdid the matter. Tim.
times his wife asked Burnev 10 mt mn
the window, and three times he c,ys
her very surly reply. The last time
he was so savage that the bride, forcqt.
ting for an instant that his rouUb6s.,
was only assumed, allowed the tears l.
spring to her eyes. At this instant
gentleman sitting in the opposite se,,
arose, stepped over, put up the windoF
and then looking Burnev fair in IA.
eyes, he said
''Sir, you are q brute No man with
the least spark of honor would act b.
wards woman as you have done to h.
lady sitting by your side"
Sir" said Burney, SpringinC 70 h.
feet, .'who are you addressing?"
I'm addressing YOU" said the man
firmly. You are big mar. sir. be,
you are coward, and if l hear youtalk
to your wife again as you have talked
I'll break your jaw"
Yes, and Wen help him. shoutei
four men, springing to their feet.
Alarmed at the sensation they bsi
in creating, the newly-msr
ried couple kept remarkably quiet uni
they reached New York. At the holI
Burney again overshot the mark. His
towards his wife was so suds
hat he attracted the attention Of thnrs
iivorce lawyers. Seeming probate
ob, these birds of prey presented the:
cards TO the bride, and tried to pe-.
'uade her that she!ought to get adiyor5
1t once. The handsome room-clerk als5
deeply with the wife
slnding her alone, he urged her to ge;
id OF THAT brute of a husband" tr
'loping with him.
The last experience satisfied the par
With trying TO initiate old married PEG
lie. As quickly as possible they GO
way from that hotel, and during Tie
'alance of the trip they allowed tie
warm ardor of young lovers to assert il
elf, regardless of what the word
aight say. Philadelphia Sunday Ner-
nry.