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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08
Versatile,

mo, SIR" said the shopkeeper. Il
don't think you will do. We want q
man who understands the rules of or
typography, and you have spelled 'situa-
ton in seven different ways, at least, in
your application.
''Well, what O. that! Amt that a
mark of genius? Doesn't it show ver-
salty? l want you to understand that
l amt one o. them fellers that has to
spell a word the same way every time.
No, sir! If that's the kind of man
yer want, you'll have to take somebody
else. l amt the Teller to pin himself
down in that way. Good mornin'; SO
long"
And the versatile speller walked out
with the jaunty air of third-rate actor.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08
Perilous Work.

There were three or four of us Michi-
ganders at the same hotel in Montgom-
cry, and all were amazed at the sight OF
80 many colored men loafing their time
away on the street. The man from
Lonia County finally thought he'd make
a few inquiries, and reckoning to q stall
wart black who had spent the last two
hours on the curbstone, he asked:
''Have you any work to do2'
''Not jist now, sah.''
Have you ever tried farming?'
.'Oh, ycs,,''
..And how did you come out?''
'.Mighty slim, sab. De white folks
down heah doan' encourage de black
folks tall
''How's that?''
.'Wall, in de fust place, dar's de rent
of de land. Dey might jist as well
frow off de rent. but dey won't do it
Den if git de land an sot out to bor-
ry mule nobody will lend me one.'
Suppose you had a mule?"
den wharf would l borry plow?
Can't raise craps onless ye pillow. Den
when got de pillow an went ober to
Kurnel Whites to borry q harness dc
Kurnel wouldn't be home, or he'd be
usin' all de.straps he had. =
Couldn't you make it 60 if you had
land. seed, mule, pillow an harness2''
asked the Wolverine.
II reckon might, but I dunno
'Sposin de mule expired or de har.
ness broke, or some niger stole my
plow?'
That's so.
can de ole woman might die, OF one
of de chill en- git snake-bit, or it might
rain TO- weeks widout break. Tel
You what, boss, yon men from de Nor1
think it looks hard to see so many of sus
lvin' 'roun' de towns widout work, bat
you dOan' know muffin bout de perils
of gittin' right down to hard work an
taken all de chances. My ole woman
says it seems like flynn in de face Of d.
lLawd, an l reckon She 8 mighty NIGH
k'rect. . Detroit Free Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08
Celebrating the Election of Pueblo In
dian Governor.

At daylight the Alguacil announces
the action of the Council, their approval
OF which the villagers manifest by a
grand dance after their peculiar fashion.
l had expected to see one ef their dances,
but was doomed to disappointment, for
they have only five dances during the
year, four of which are public and can
be witnessed by strangers who desire to
crafty a morbid curiosity. These lat
ter are given respectively in the month
OF February just prior to sowing time;
in June, at the time of preparing the
acequias or public bitches for irrigation,
when festivities are INDUCED in in honor
OF st. Ysidoro, the patron saint of farm
ing; Immediately before harvest in Sep
TENDER, and as have already stated,
upon the election of governor during the
last week of December. But the fifth
dance is mystery, being danced in the
strictest secrecy and having. been wit
messed by only one white mortal-Mr.
Gushing, the chief of the Zuni Pueblos,
whose villages are situated about $50
miles westerly from this city, and a del
egation of whom, headed by this same
Gushing, visited Washington and other
eastern cities about two years since.
This dance, as have been informed, is
''tripped" by the natives in perfect
nudity, and not on the 'light fantastic
toe' either, but in all conceivable posi-
tons and contortions, both delicate and
indicate, and the utmost abandon pre-
walls during these saltatory evolutions.
In order to ward off unwelcome intrud.
ers, keen-eyed and trusty sentinels are
stationed, before and during this out
landish terpsichorean sport, at as many
places on the outskirts Of the pueblo as
there are points in the compass, and
have been told that more than one OBJ
durate interloper has received an aim ost
merciless beating that convinced rim
that discretion is the better part of valor,
and compelled him, in obedience to this
sentiment, to seek safety in flight San
Francisco Chronicle.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

Oscar Wilde says the people all over
the south sang in his ears the old mel
ancholly refrain: "You ought to have
seen it before the war; II was once
sitting on the portjco of country
house," he said, "with young lady,
adniiring the beauty Of limpid stream
under the rays OF the moon, and said
to the young lady: ''How beautiful is
the moonlight falling on the waterr' 1t
is beautiful, indeed she replied, but
ali! Mr.. Wilde, you ought to have seen
it before the war;
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

A San Francisco landlady hired hea-
then chambermaid, who said he was .
-.Chlistian," and ..Chlist heap good
man. When Sunday came the regen-
erat All Sin proceeded to raise the
boarders at daylight, in order that he
might enjoy the day Of rest to himself.
The boarders raised row, the >.maid''
was discharged, and tool, his departure
saying ,neekly, ..All lite" Afierhe had
gone it was found that he carried tho
keys Of nil the rooms, and seventy
bear,lers were locked securely in. II
lanalady is new hunti-g 1or hslp M @
dlyout.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08
Ambitious to be an Author,

prodigy at cards--he takes everything
with his tray.
Ambitious to be an Author.
In 1869. Il young girl from a South
ern State came to one of the large East
ern cities to seek her fortune ut author
ship. She had few hundred dollars;
was pretty, quick-witted, and had the
most absolute faith in her own genius
She would write novel, she said, or
a poem that would astonish the world
and bring her fortune. After this had
been done then she intended to 60 home
crowned with fame, to become the queen
of her little village.
The novel and poem were written,
and went the rounds of the publishing
houses seeking in vain publisher. She
wrote other novels to no better purpose.
She wrote essays, newspaper articles,
and carried them herself to every edi-
tor, using her pretty face and girlish
wiles to force sale.
After Il few months her money was
gone Her clothes grew shabby. Her
face, little sharp now and pinched,
had become familiar in every newspaper
Office. Her eyes had 10 vt their dewy
softness, and shone hard and defiant.
| Often she was hungry.
The end of the story is easily guessed.
Size was sent home at last, ruined in
health and in reputation. This is a
true story in every detail.
The girl had ability enough to earn
her living in half-dozen ordinary
ways; but she had not the ability to
express herself in writing; and here is
the fatal mistake which she and so
many otheryoung people make.
They are blind and Indifferent to all
kinds of success but that Of authorship.
Yet many man and woman who can
hardly write welI-expressed letter
have more sound practical sense, execu-
tive talent and refinement of feeling,
than the versi6er or story-teller who
hold the public breathless for the time.
But the ambition to succeed as an
author is harmless enough, provided dis
appointment does not disable the mind
for other work. It is career which re-
quires no capital or ''plant'' of any
kind. Neither is influence needed to
secure new aspiant a hearing, al
though there is 3 widespread belief
among unsuccessful writer's. that there
is ring composed of editors and a few
Hell-known writer's, whose object is to
crush unknown genius and forbid it =
hearing.
On the contrary, there is not an edi.
tor in the country who would not hail
with absolute delight new writer of
power, who could bring fresh strength
to his columns.
Send your manuscript, therefore,
boys and girls, to the magazine you pre-.
fer. You may be assured that it will be
fairly read and judged. If you do moi
succeed, it will b. because you have not
the especial talent for writing. Give il
up. You have other ability; use that.
Turn to any profession or trade rather
than hang around newspaper offices in
the unhonored ranks of the hangers-on
of literature.-Youth's Companion.
l . I
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

A Chattanooga (Tenn.) bicyclist fool
ishly attempted the descent of steep
hill on his vehicle, but it went at such a
rapid rate that he lost control of it. At
the bottom Of the hill the bicycle struck
q deep ditch, and the rider, whose name
is Orion Hurlburt, was thrown twenty
feet, alighting on his head and sustain
ing fatal injuries.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

The Gas trust of Philadelphia fur
nishes the city with free gas, and to
private consumers makes reduction of
10 cents per 1000 cubic feet from last
years rates. BY this action taxpayers
are saved $194,000 annually, while the
aggregate saving to private consumers
will be something like $4,000.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08
THROUGH TICKETS
mothers! .;o,hors.! Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest bya sick child suffering and crying
with the excruciating pain Of cutting teeth? If SO
go at once and get bottle of Mrs. Wnslow s
Soothing Syrup. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. uponit it: there is no
mistake ab0utit. There is not a mother on Earth
who has used il who will not tell yon that it will
Grief and health TO the chld,operating like magic
It is perfectly cafe to use in all cases and is
leasant to the taste, and is the prescription
o. OF the Oldest female physicians ard nuever
there
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

A woman in Marietta, Ga, killed a
large black snake, and observed that
..two live mice scampered out of the
snakes mouth" The killing of the
snake did not at all alarm this brave
woman, but the appearance of the mice
caused her to faint dead away.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

An ingenious Frenchman, perhaps
taking hint from the hunting of deer at
night with jack lantern, lowered an
electEic light in an air-tight globe, into
- sea, attracting to it thousands Of
1shes. Boats with nets closed in and
0ads tremendous haul.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

They are blasting for silver at Mines
sral Wells, Jack county, Tax, and COL
= said to be abundant neala
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

The average hotel waiter is perfect
prodigy at cards--he takes everything
with his tray.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-08

II believe that's SOP
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
Rescued from Death.

William j. Coughlin. OF Someryille
Mass, says: I'm the fall of 1876 / was
taken with BLEEDING OF THE LUNGS, fol.
lowed by severe cough. l lost my ap.
petite and flesh and was confined TO my
bed. In 1877 was admitted 10 the Hos.
pital. The doctors said had hole in my
lung as big as half dollar. At one time
q report was around that / was dead. !
was dead. i gave up hope, but friend
told me OF DIR. WILLIAM HALLS BAL.
SAM FOR THE LUNGS. got bottle
when TO my surprise, commenced to feel
better and to-day ! feel better than for
three years past.
write this hoping every one afflicted
with Diseased Lungs will take DIR. WILL
LIAM HALLS BALSAM, and be con-
WINGED that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED. i
can positively say it has done more good
than all the other medicines have taken
since nv sickness" 30sl.3
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
The concentrated power and curati,

The concentrated power and curative
virtues of AYERS SARSAPARILLA,
render 1t the most effective and economi
cal medicine that can be used. 1t is the
best remedy ever devised for the debility
and lassitude peculiar to the spring. II
expels all impurities from the blood, and
effects the renovation which the system
must undergo at this season to be in a
healthy condition.
Sold by oil druggists. Ask for AYERS
SARSPARILLA, and do not be persuaded
to take any other. Price. sl;six bottles
for So
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
q. Thirty d.. Tr,.,

We will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Flee
tor. Yoltaic Belts and other Electric sppli.
ances OF tial for thirty days TO young
men and order persons who are afflicted
with Nervous Debility. Lost Vitality, etc,
guaranteeing speedy relief and complete
restoration OF vigor aud manhood. Also
for Rhumatism, Neuralgia. Paralysis,
Live and Kidney difficulties, Ruptnres.
and many other diseases. illustrated pam.
phlet sent free. Address yoltaic Belt Co,
Marshall, Mich. 25lySi
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
Nothing Short Of Unmistakable
Benefits

Conferred upon tens Of thousands OF
sufferers could originate and maintain
the reputation which AYERS SARsA-
PARrLLA enjoys. II Is q compound OF
the best vegetable Alternatives, with the
lodidcs OF Potassium and Iron, - all
powerful, blood.making, blood-cleansing
and DEMONSTRATING - and Is the most
efectual Of all remedies for scrofu.
lous, mercurial, on blood disorders.
Uniformly successful and certain, 1t
produces rapid and complete cures OF
Scrofula, Sores, Boils, Humors, PIN
pies. Eruptions, Skin Diseases and nil
disorders arising from impurity Of the
blood. By Its invigorating effects 1t
always relieves and often cures Liver
Complaints Female Weaknesses and
Irregularities, 0nd is q potent remover
Of waning vitality. For purifying the
blood 1t has no equal. 1t tones up the
system, restores and preserves the
health, and imparts vigor and energy.
For forty years It has been In extensive
use, and Is to-day the most available
medicine for the suffering sick.
For sale by all druggists.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12

Has been made whereby successful vege
table combination has been introduced
which acts upon the bowels, the liver and
the kidneys, and ut the same time imparts
strength and vitality to the entire system.
BURDocK BLOOD BIrTERs constitute this
important discovery. Price $l.00.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12

"My wife was IN bed two years with a
complication of disorders her physician
Parker's Ginger Tonic. 1t was big sue
cess. Three bottles cured her, at cost OF
a dollar and fifty cents, aud she is now
as strong as any woman. r. d., Buffalo.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12

"When l publicly testified that had
been cured Of terrible skinlhumor by the
Cuticura Remedies, did so that others
might be cured, and do not regret the
time given to answering inquiries. Hon.
William Taylor, Boston.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
A Erisndin Nerd .

Time over again THOMAS EcLEcrmc On,
has proved salutary friend to the dis
tressed. As reliable curative for Group
in children, isore throat and bronchial ai.
fections, and as positive external remedy
for pain, it is a never.failing antidote.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
A Loss Prevented,

Many lose their beauty from the hair
falling or fading. Parkers Hair Balsam
supplies necessary nourishment, prevents
falling and grayness and is an elegant
dressing.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
Peruvian syrsp

Cures Dyspepsia, General Debility, Liver
compliant, Boils, Humors. Chronic Diar.
rh9a Fervons Affections, Female Com
plants. and all diseases originating in a
dab state OF the blood. 2sly
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
wi.t.r'. BaI.a a Of wild Cherry

cures Coghs, Colds. Bronchitis, whoop.
ing Cough. Group. Influenza, Consumpt.
ion, aud all diseases Of the Throat, Lungs
and Chest. 20 cents and 81 q bottle.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
An Exclamation.

The delicate, fowery and lasting fra
igrance of Floreston Cologne explains why
I is such favorite.with the ladies'.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
AnIrxnrnN.

Mrs. c. A. Bundy will 80 TO New
York next seek 10 purchase goods for he
fall trade.
Mr.. NJ. y. Killisn has beaten them al
40 far on turnips He shows US one iha
weighs 10 pounds, Who can beat this.
Rev J. Randall remains about the
sane, is still unable 10 be up, bu. at ihi,
writing he is thought by his physician 10
he some better.
Mr.. ID. q. Banney who is nov running
,hc'old West Bros, works near. the depot
has moved his family over here aud will
reside at the house formerly used for a
boarding house near the works.
Several comrades OF Dudley Post
made visit TO Skinner Post No. "a q, A.
r., last Saturday evening, at Manchester
Depot, aud had a very pleasant time.
Among the number was Comrade Bundy
the Asst Inspector Gen, who found the
Post in good healthy condition and the
for the future very good. Two
recruits were mustered, and Others are
soon TO join.
The Rt. Rev. W. IL. II. Bissell bishop
Of the diocease Of Vermont ofliciated at
st. James church on Sunday last assisted
by the Rev. Dr. Garfield OF this place
The day was very pleasant and the service
was largely attended. The bishop preach
ID very fine sermon from the text taken
rom the Sd chapter OF st. John and the
9th verse. II is expected DIR. Garfield
will ofliciate next Sunday.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
i'IIiu.


Charles jenkins is quite sick.
We are glad to know that Harvey
Stones health is improving.
"A. d. Corbet has the frame up for his
new house. Henry Lawrence is doing the
job.
Quarterly meeting next Sunday at two
o'clock p. m. at the Methodist church.
Presiding Elder Cooper is expected.
LAsDaRovE.
&C. W. Woodland and wife and J. w.
Colburn and wife are spending few days
in Massachusetts.
A crane was shot on the pond last
Friday that measured feet 8 inches from
tip TO tip of wings
&C. W. Jenkins has been quite sick
with black erysipilas. He is improving
under the care OF DIR. Woodward.
A hulled-corn and popcorn festival
was held at the Hollow the evening OF Oct.
10th for the benefit Of the pastor.
We hear that our mill has again
changed hands, and the proprietors have
leased Mrs. HarIow's house and will move
in this week
1t is convenient for those who wish to
borrow the Journal 10 read. TO have
neighbors al hand who can lend.
E. &. Davis and his father have dis.
solved partnership, Egbert will leave soon.
We wish him success where ever he goes.
During tho thunder shower Of the
evening Of the 10Th Of Sept the tighten
ing made Mr. Bailey pretty close call
II struck ia the ground about ten feet
from bis shop cutting two channels six
fee, long many OF us thought il was quite
too near for pleasure.
1T was stated in the JOURNAL few
weeks ago that the corn crop was likely to
be a failure, tina, grass-hoppen we're
plenty, that the funds in the town treasury
were low etc. The corn croHwill average
with years past. 1t may no, be filed out
AZ well A. some years. but very good.
We do NC. know Of any farm In this yicin
iiy where grass.hoppers have done any
damage. IL is true there are times when
there 10 no money in the treasury but we
40 no, know Of bu, one person who has
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12
.a.rNsLrayg MANCHESTER


T94 AZ Nal A50r. Mito3
g1gEA NY Esp l0gsEn y y Zap
10 ~ A. " Accommodates.
fgh 1nN NunfW
Has NY Zap 8@5FNN h ZAP
1919 isosa Troy 500 y No. Mined.
1907 w. Acc frou Troy.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12

failed this roAson 10 gel their money When
called for aud We think she has received
Il before this We accoun. for the money
being lov IN . measure 10 some people
getting their taxes ahaied and others pct
paying theirs promptly. lisscldcn that
We get better crop d rcisices than We
Are having this year, there ia some proha-
hiliiy Of their ro.iing in the cellar although
bu, few rotten ones were found at digg
ins.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-12

ralhas io iala our lale Bro. George Her
nsr Aniane from This world.
TleeTsay. Essssef We recognize ihs'
10 iAs death q our brother. 0rsni
Lodge Ne. Ios l. O. 81 @. r.. has snstais.
"a iAt lnss a . isiihfal Telnplar and The
community ~ hoHcsi ciiiz0a.
Eosstvfs That 10 The family Of the
deceased Brother ne express our beafiiosi
sympathy ID their sa.ic,ion.
Resdrcf, That that copy Of these
resolutions he scni 10 ihs family Of The
family 81 the deceased. engrosscd upon
our Journal. ADD 10 ihs Manchester JovEs.
A. fof pnhlioAiioD.
Man NpVa4N Ntc
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-10-19
PILES.

piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of weight in the back, Joins and lower par
of the abdomen, causing the patient to sup
pose he has some affection OF the kidneys Of
neighboring organs At times, symptoms o
indigestion are present, as iatulency, un
easiness OF the stomach. etc a moisture
like perss Grafton, producing very disagree
able itching, particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed, is very common attend
ant Internal, External and Itching Piei
weld at once to the application OF DR.. Bo
sanko's Pile Remedy, which acts direct,
upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tu'
mors, allyIng the Intense itching, and effect
ing a permanent cure where all other RENE
dies have failed. Do not delay until the
drain ON the system produces permanent
disability, but try it aud be cured. Price
so cents Ask your druggist for it, anc
when you can not obtain it OF him, we vii
send It prepaid, on receipt OF price. Ad'
dress The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua
Ohio. Sold by +. S. Fireman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-10-19
bestowed as Mr.. Ross has proven a
competent and obliging officer.

bestowed as Mr.. Ross has proven a
competent and obliging officer.
! For Surveyor, J. j. Schulthess. OF
Union, was nominated, we believe
for the sixth or seventh term. The
repeated endorsements of Mr.. Schulz
thess for this position indicate the
accountability with which he has serv-
ed the people who have found in him
competent officer whose services
they desire to retain.
For Coroner, Uncle Enoch Quimby,
of Diamond Bluff, was nominated.
This office, which in certain contin-
gencies becomes one of grave respon-
sibility. generally seeks the man, and
this time it selected one who is in
every way worthy.
The convention did its work wisely
and we'll and the delegates composing
it have rendered good account of
their stewardship. 1t was harmo-
NOUS gathering and the absence of all
strife to secure the temporary organi-
cation of the convention was an en-
couraging indication. The platform
adopted is manly, straightforward
declaration of a desire to accede to
what appears to US to be the just de-
mands of the temperance people. and
also in favor of civil service re-
form and sentiment opposed to the
control of legislative bodies by char
tered corporations. The candidates
forming the county ticket are excel
lently distributed in geographical
way as well as among the nationali-
ties, trades and professions which go
to make up the Republican vote. The
ticket presented merits and should re-
ceive every Republican vote in the
county, and also the votes of candid,
thinking men who have for real or
fancied grievances become alienated
from the party.