The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-24


The horse is noble animal, and one of the
best friends of man. Yet no man wants even
his best friend to kick him in the back. Mr..
Libby, of Lowell, Mass, received such kick
from horse in 1866. Ever since he has been
martyr to spinal suffering. PERRY DAv1s's
PAIN KILLER has relieved him from great
deal of agony. While he has been usino this
valuable remedy he has enjoyed his life as
he never could have done otherwise "Acci-
dents will happen" Provide against them by
procuring PAIN KILLER.
1t is rather better on the whole to make
pursuit of law than to let the law make pur-
suit of you.-The Judge.
In the Hop Plaster are united Fresh Hops
Gums and Balsams, and its powers are won
derful in curing Back Ache, Sprains, Bruises,
Neuralgia, Pain in the Side or Soreness any
VIII re. Thousands testify to this
The owner of fur-lined circular considers it
reckless extravaganza to keep it buttoned SO
tight that one end won't blow back and show
the iur.-Philadelphia Chronicle-Herald,
Create healthy appetite, prevent malarial
diseases, by using Browns Iron Bitters
A nnsylvanian has invented new rat-trap
with mirror in one end of it. If it doesn't
catch the rat, he guarantees that it will catch
the reflection while the rat is eating the cheese.
Lawrence American.
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar for
coughs and colds has reached the pinnacle of
fame.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
Baby has just told fib. sob, how naughty it
is to tell a lielp said the mother. "God will be
much troubled" The child, after some refec-
tion-'I won't tell him, mamma; wonG say
my prayer tonight. French lie.
AS purifier, Ayers Sarsaparilla acts direct
ly and promptly. A single bottle will prove
its merits. Many thousands of people are year
~ saved from dangerous fevers by the exercise
of little timely care in properly cleansing the
system by the use of this remedy
To mother-in-law who is returning from the
burial of her son-in law-"It seems to me that
you do not regret his death very much. j." "Ah,"
she replied with sigh, 81 was sorry enough
for him while he liyed!'-From the French
Kurakoff, the lung healer, and great Pine
remedy contains neither opiates nor narcotics.
Free samples to actual sufferers. C. A. Lewis
& Co., AZ Vesey ST., N. Y.
"How can l permanently remove an indel-
bic grease spot from broadcloth coa,?" George.
ASK your girl how she removes the grease
spots from the wall paper behind the sofa after
you leave; the same preparation ought to do
Philadelphia News
Group, Diphthera and Whooping Cough get
prompt relief and rapid cure by the use of
Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine remedy.
Conversation between grocer and a custom
er-"Three of these eggs were bad that you
gave me the other morning" impossible"
Nevertheless, 1 say that they ere STALE"
"You must have walked awful slow, then.
You couldn't expect them to keep all day.
Boston Courier.
What is needed is pure blood, as the in1u-
ence of its purity upon the health cannot be
oyerestimated. When it become impure it
gives rise to large number of diseases, such
as biliousness, sick headache, dyspepsia loss
of appetite, low spirits, nervousness. female
complaints, etc. The success which has at
tended the use Of Swedish Botanic Compound
warrants us to say that for purifying and en-
richi@g the blood, creating an appetite,
strengthening and renovating the whole sys-
tenn, nothing surpasses that great remedy.
Time will tell. Doctor watch in one hand,
feeling patients pulse with the other)-"Ah
Smith, you've been out. You've not been con-
fining yourself to tea. And you've been smok-
ing" Smith-"Well, sir, it's no use my going
agin that watch O. yourn. Wonderful watch
she be! Sims TO know everythinkl | never
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