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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

A SUMNER WATERING PLACE, WHITE
"A SPRING HOTEL-The hotel at this ee4e-
brated watering place has changed hands and
for the convenience and comfort Of guests.
While every amusement possible will be
afforded the pleasure-seeker, no pains will be
spared to make the invalid comfortable Regu-
lar hacks run daily from Welborn and Lake
City to and from the Spring. Rats of Board
$50 per month. SO per week. MRS. E H.
HENRY, Proprietress, White Spring. Florida.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

DuOOlHfffN
STREET
Notice is hereby given that under and bv Win
tue or the powers in me vested under car
tain deed of assignment made and exeg,,tas
to the undersigned by MAX EISENMANSq
on April 18th, 1882, ana recorded in 49,
Clerks Office OF the Superior Court of Chs
ham county,, l will proceed to sell at nnLl;o
cutlery to the highest bidder, '''0
All the remaining stock of CLOTHING o,s
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS. consistin, 90 olu
COATS, OVERCOATS, LINEN COATS
PANTS, Cashmere. Tweed, BroadcI0fb ato
VESTS, Winter and Summer 0'0'
SUITS, Mems, Bows. Light and Dark ato
SHIRTS. Linen, Colored, UNDFRSHIPTS
HATS, Mems, Boys, Straw, Felt Helmets
etc.
Linen and Cotton DRAWERS. COLLARS
CUFFS. NECBTIES. SCARFS, SOCKS HAM
KERCHIEFS UMBRELLAS, TRUNKS W
LISES. ARPEr Rags. Etc, Etc. togetber
with all the FIXTURES in my hands as AZ
signee. ~
GO DDS viii be sold at retail until MONDAY
NEXT, and great bargains are to be had a.
sale is positive and peremptory.
B. H. DREYFUS.
Assignee
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
miscellaneous.
TOMBS AND MONUMENTS.

HOTELS, Churches and Public Buildings.
Ill For specimens of work refer to the
Mills. Arnold and Casey monuments In Bona
venture and the Grower tomb and Woodbridge
monuments in Laurel Grove. Plans furnished.
Estimates guaranteed.
]. A. WOOD, Architect
80 Broadway, New York,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
Important RaIIroad DscIsIons.

The following important decisions have
Just been rendered by the Supreme Court:
Georgia Railroad vs. Thomas. Case-From
Hancock. Railroads. Damages. Negli
gence.
SPEER, j.
l. Where a declaration alleged that the
employees of railroad had Violently, un-
necessarily and improperly blown the whis
tie Of the engine, thereby Tightening the
plaintiffs horse and causing him to run
away and injure the plaintiff, It could be
amended by setting out more fully and dis
tinctly the circumstances and facts Of the
tort Such an amendment did not add a
new cause of action.
2. Where answers to cross interrogatories
refer to the answers of the same witness to
direct interrogatories as containing the
facts desired by the cross interrogatories,
and such facts are so contained, the inter
rogatories will not be excluded for failure
to more fully answer the cross questions.
3. In suits against railroad for damage
to personal property caused by the runniD g
OF its trains, after the damage has been es-
tGAished, three defenses are open to the
r8Ilroad-that the plaintiff consented to the
iojury; that he caused 1t solely by his own
negligence, or that the defendant exercised
sll ordinary and reasonable care and dill
gence. In cases of injury to the person,
another defense is open to the road-that
the plaintiff could have avoided the injury
by the use of ordinary care. Such defense
should not be ignored by the court. SO Ga.
543; Code, section 1912.
(a) While ordinarily the general charge
may be invoked to cure defect in a special
branch of it, yet where, after the conclu
sion of the general charge, a request Of
plaintiffs counsel was given limiting the
defense to proof OF one of three PROPOSE
tions, and a request of defendants counsel,
allowing fourth ground Of defense (Which
was 10 fact admissible) was used, such
ruling will cause q new trial.
Judgment reversed.
". NJ. q N. P. Reese, Sesborn Reese. for
plaintiff In error; F. L. Little, James A.
Harley, L. W, Thomas, j. H. Lumpkin, for
defendant.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
The pleasures Of the table cease,

Whene'er the teeth begin to fail;
The beauties of the mouth decrease;
The breath's no more a spicy gale;
And all must soon in ruin lie,
Unless to SoZodont we fiV,-Ady,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

Passengers from Savannahto Isle of Hope
take trains leaving city 1925 a m. 800 and
7:10 D. m.
Passengers from Bethesda to Isle Of Hope
take trains leaving Bethesda lis and rs p. m.
EDW. J. THOMAS,
General Manager.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
WASHINGTON HOTEL,
r.. w. FAR

7O7, 7Os AND III CHESTNUT STREET,
Philadelphia, Pa.
II. w. FARR Manager.
TNHIS Hotel is especially desirable for bust
Il ness men and families as it is centrally
located, convenient to wholesale and retail
stores, theatres and places Of interest; home
comforts; large. airy rooms, with a cuisine I'M
surpassed. Rates. 81 so per day. Liberal
terms to permanent guests.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
Tyler COTTON Press Company.

The annual meeting of the Stockholders will
be held at the office of Messrs J. w Lathrop
& Co. on WEDNESDAY,, April 26th, at 10 o'clock
A. NJ - -
By order OF ]. DE BRUYN KOPS,
President
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
Handkerchief. Collars. Etc

Ladies' Embroidered r. s. Handkerchiefs. Ali
Linen. from 25c up. Ladies' Plain H. g. Linen
Handkerchiefs, from l21kc up. Ladies' Mourn
ing Handkerchiefs. Gentlemen's Polka Dot
Linen Handkerchiefs Gentlemen's Handsome
Colored Bordered Handerchiefs. Gentlemen's
"a 81. s Linen Handkerchiefs, at csc. Gentle
mems Collars, Newest and Best.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

ChIIdren's Hats. White and Fancy.
New ones since Easter, at LaFar's.-AdU.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
FInv DoIIars Given Away.

DeyIIn & Co. New spring Clothing.
Samples shown at LaFar's.-Adv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
Inher rn Nerr .dvertisement

Church notices will hereafter be charged
at I've cents line.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
SPECIAL NOTICE.
Georgia Hussars.
Special Notice.

There will be no receipts sent by the Memo
rial Association for collection for 1882. The
subscriptions will be taken at the gate in the
boxes always placed here for contributions to
keep the soldiers lot in order.
AS there are so few flowers to be obtained. It
is proposed that the graves In the soldiers lot
should each be decorated with green wreath,
laurel if possible, and it is earnestly hoped
that only soldiers graves will be decorated on
Memorial Day.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
JACOB COHEN
1872 BRoUGHroN STREET.
1876 A GRAND PICNIC 1882
by THH-
GERMAN VOLUNTEERS
AT
THE SCHUETZEN PARK,
TUESDAY, MAY 2. 1882,

UTHERE the Corps will shoot for the Com
w pany Gold Medal in addition to other
prizes for both active and honorary and pay
members The music will be furnished by Mr..
N. E. SOLOMONS, and the dancing accommo-
dations are unsurpassed. Dancing from to
1920 O'Clock .. m. A convenient schedule will
be run by @. L. R. R., which will be announced
in due time.
Tickets 75c.. admitting gentleman and ladies',
to be had at Schuetzen Park gate and from
Committee.
Committee Sergeant H. Kolshorn, Chair
man; Lieutenant II Kuck Sergeant F. Jaug
stetter. Corporal H. F. Kuck Privates M. g.
Helmken and Geo Meyer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
NEW AND COSTLY FURNITURE ATAUC-
KENNEDY & BLUM, Auc,Ioneers.
WEDNESDAY, Goth inst. at II O'Clock, a
State street, near Barnard,

WEDNESDAY, Goth inst. at II O'Clock, a 81
State street, near Barnard,
Handsome BLACK WALNUT BEDROOM
SET, PARLOR SETS, in Hair and Rep. Elegant
SIDEBOARD, with Mirror. CARPETS. MIR
ROR, OIL PAINTINGS. WINDOW SHADES
ORNAMENTS, 2 BEAUTIFUL CLOCKS. FX.
TENSION and MARBLE-TOP TABI ES, HAT
RACK, OIL CLOTH, STAIR CARPET and
RODS, Magnificent SEWING TABLE, OAK
BEDROOM SET, SAFE. REFRIGERA TOR TIN
SETS, MATTRESSES, PILLOWS ard SPRING,
RUGS, MATS, CUSPADORES. COMBINATION
CRIB and CRADLE. H AIR LOUNGE. CHINA.
GLASS and SILVERWARE. CHILD'S FIGH
CHAIR, DINING CHAIRS. Splendid STOVE.
with UTENSILS and BOILER for Hot and Cold
Water, TINWARE, GROCERIES. WOOD, 10
volumes complete set of CHAMBERS EN-.
CYCLOPEDIA, in Calf.
Party Is going North house is rented and
goods must he sold. so attend the sale
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

New stiff Hate. Brown and Green.
and the spring style in silk, at LaFar's.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
ImporIant 20 Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup is the
only thing that mothers can rely upon fol-
their children. 1t correets aciditY of the
stomach, cures wind collie, regulates the
bowels and gives rest, health and comfort
to mother and child. During the process OF
teething its value is incalculable. 1t softens
the gums, reduces Inflammation, and allavs
all pain, thereby giving rest to the child
and comfort to the mother. Twenty-Five
cents bottle.-Ad0.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

sfsEAL SERVICE OBSERVATIONS At lO:zt P. y.
(sAvANNAH HEAE TIEEl. APRIL "a $50
The following observations are taken ct the
uamad.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
DRESS FOR YOUNG MEN.

Each purchaser of 81 so worth of goods,
for cash, has a chance, at LaFar's.-Adv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

Medals at Atlanta and Charleston. Sold
at LaFar's.-AdU.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
SAVANNAH. April 25. 1882.
Notice to Tax PAYERS.

Mr. Dennis ONeill is no longer authorized to
collect any bills in connection with the milk
business of Mrs Elizabeth Creek.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

COTTON BELT BULLETIN,
For the twenty-four hours ending April q,
1852. 5 p. m.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
LOT AND IMPROVEMENTS AT AUCTION
9uftluufsrs' grlrate saIes.

A WELL PAYING INVESTMENT.
G. H. DORSETT
OFFERS AT PRIVATE SALE,
The very desirable property known as Lot
number = Warren ward. facing west on War
rem square. The property consists Of a com
Portable two-story residence and a store on the
front. extending from Congress to St Julian
streets, and four smaller dwellings on Congress
and st. Julian streets. The lot measures 60xs0
feet more or less and is subject to an annual
ground rent to the city of Savannah OF s..
This is an excellent stand for 8 grocery and
will pay the purchaser large interest upon
the investment.
Terms cash
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

SPECIAL NOTICE.
Steamer ST. Johns


Will leave TUESDAY NIGHT. the 25th inst, at
10 o'clock, for FERNANDINA, JACKSON
WILLIE and PALATK4. FLA.
mo r ROBERTSON Agent.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
Notice to Water Takers.

CRY TREAsURER's OFFICE. |
SAVANNAH, GA, March 8, 1882 {
The City Treasurer is now prepared to re-
ceive the water rents for the first six months
Of year 1882 discount of 10 per cent will
be allowed for prompt payment.
JAMES E. COPE,
City Treasurer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
aHfttuu saIts Su-9au.
HOUSEHOLD FuRNITr

IVIpEH~LD FUhNIIUKE
BY y. MCLAUGHLIN & SON.
On TUESDAY, 2sth April. IS 2, at II o'oloo,-
on the premises. No. 205 Wayne streaf ~
tween Montgomery and West Broad, 0e-
PARLoR SET. SOFA, MIRROR.
MATING. CHAIRS, TABLES.
MATTRESSES. SIDEBOhRD. Etc
BEDSTEADS, BUREAUS, LOUNGES
PICTURES, ORNAMENTS. GIASSWApv
PILLOWS, TABLE CLOTHS. M
KITCHEN UTENSILS, STOVE. TABLES
I1NMARE: CROCkERY. WARDROBF9
LINEN SHEETS, TOWELS. i-o'
ORGAN and STOOL. and MUSIC STANn.
- Take Barnard street cars and pet o,,t -
West Broad and Wayne. O"' On
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
Nnfina

NUIICb.
Neither the Captain nor Consignee of the
Spanish bark Maria Bill, Master, will be
responsible for any debts contracted by the
crew Of said vessel
CHARLES GREEN'S SON,
Consignee.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
TABLE UNEXCEPTIONABLE.
FENW|CK HALL,
SAYBROOK POINT, CONN,

CAPON SPRINGS AND BATHS alkaline
~ Lithia Waters), Hampshire county, W Va
Open June 1st. Easy of access from all points
of the compass Having the largest swimming
pool of Carbonated Mineral Water in the world.
Also Iron Springs, second to none. Half to
three quarters Of an hours ride carriage or
horseback), a splendid White Sulphur. Grand
mountain scenery, summer climate unsur-
passed. A charming summer home. For medi-
cal aud other testimony send for pamphlet.
Fine band, good fishing and boating Say where
you saw this advertisement. w. II. SALE,
Proprietor.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

The Marshall House excels all 9TH
ers In daily arrivals, and 10 pleasant
Iy situated on one of the most fash.
IOnabIe prOmenades of the city, and
always presents q scene of anIma.
tIOn. Terms moderate.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
DRESS GOODS.

To our already extensive stock of Fine Dress
Goods we will add some new and exceedingly
handsome fabrics, especially Rich All silk
Brocaded Grenadines Silk and Wool Grena-
dimes, "Mexicana, " Twilled Cancels Hair Gren-
adine.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25
REV. ]. {. |. HOLMES,
PASTOR OF THE BAPTIST CHURCH

THE members of the Society are respectfully
Il requested to attend and bring their families
and friends, and citizens generally are cordially
invited to be present
Business meeting at pm. Tue address Will
be delivered at 2 o'clock P. n.
Tickets. including railroad fare. for round trip
so cents; children 25 cents. For sale by Commit
tee and at Hamilton's jewelry store Solo
mons drug store, Buffers drug store, Fernan-
dez cigar store, Bren's ticket agency. lWm.
Estill's news depot, and at City and Suburban
Railway Depot
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Anttiou Salss fnturs 1avs.
AssIGNEE's SALE OF CLOTHING Ere :
BY J. MCLAUGHLIN 81 SON.

On THUR sDAY, the 9th inst. AT II o,olo.,-
ON THE PREMISES. NO 172 BsoTrruro,,
STREET ON
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1882-04-25

Church Notices.

Northern ? and SIN.
Southern 10 A. n and 5 P. n.
Western 5P.M.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13
The Use of Rouge.

when George the Third was
King" it was much more an offence
tor a woman to appear without rouge
than 1t now is to be seen with it.
Young girls were not allowed to
wear it, however, and the saying
arose. "She is marrying to wear rouge
and diamonds" 1t was supposed that
gold had the property of attracting
the blood to any spot on which it
might be rubbed, and girls used to
rub their lips and cheeks with sovcr.
eigns. OF all rouges now in use the
one said to be the best is made bv
dissolviug a quarter OF an ounce OF
finest carminei in halt an ounce of lou.
id ammouia,a and adding, attert wo DAYS
a pint OF rosewater and halt an ounce
OF triple essence of roses. A new
rouge Is perfectly white when'appli>
ed, but the pale girl has not been halt
en- hour IN the open air before her
cavalier is delighted to perceive that
rich healthy glow is overspreading
her cheek, and he is rather inclined
to think that his conversational pow.
efs are partly responsible for the I'm.
provement, The preparation must be
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13

A young husband, DESTROYS of pro.
voking chance to pay a compliment
to his young wife and receiving an
assurance of affection, says, with an
aspect OF surprise: "My dear l beard a
very remarkable thing to day. WHAT'S
his name told me that he had been
looking into the matter very closes
ly and discovered that there was only
one married woman inthls street who
wasn't a tiirt. and really loved her
dear hubby better than any other man
in the world" The wife, after mature
reflection; 81 wonder, now, who it
can be a.? thought | knew everybody
on the street"
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13
An Old Curiosity.

The New York World, speaking
OF curiosities found in the Manor
House, in Yonkers, mentions the fol.
lowing. J. Crisfeld alluded to, was
the great grandfather of Mrs. J. J,
Banta, of DeLand:
zone Of the greatest curiosities in
the whole collection is valentine
which was sent to the grandmother
OF }. Crisfeld, deceased 40 wears
ago. The lover was ardent enough
to decorate a large sheet of paper
with hearts deliberately traced with
pen III INK Of several colors. A cor
nucopia IN blue and black empties it.
sell between the hearts, and wreaths
OF flowers Gil the spaces between the
cornucopla and the hearts, Burning
verses like these are written in the
spaces LETT blank by the elaborate
NJ ot u rosy cneeKs. your sparkling by
mas caused me amaney asy.
All tno take iuin good part
nope In time to have your har9
And h1f you do this refuse
Inc paper burn AID me excuse,
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13


\ does look Ike the most raCf0nal ~
to -Get4,7lE9nt 'Epne can't smoke, 6e>
cause it wouldn't be feminine. she
can't 90 counting because it is UNI
womauly. But she must get married
before she is twenty five, or every
body will feel wronged. People will
sigh over her, and wonder why it is
that men "don't seem to take" and
all the old maids and widows will
smile significantly.
1t is a terrible thing to be an old
mald-terrible Everybody knows
it is, and the women who are married
10 drunken husbands, and who quar>
rel six days out of seven, will groan
in agony over the single woman, and
call her "that poor old maid !"
A woman must marry rich, or she
doesn't marry "well."
To marry well is the end and aim
OF a woman's existence, judging from
the view which people in general
take of this matter.
1t is everybody's business whom
woman marries. The whole neigh>
borhood put their heads together and
talk over the pros and cons, and de-
eide whether she is good enough for
him. And they criticise the shade OF
her hair, and relate anecdotes of how
lazy her grandfather was, and how
her Aunt Sail used to sell beans and
buttermilk.
A woman must wear No. 2 boots
on No. 3 feet, and she must manage
TO dress we'll OH seventy>five cents a
week; and she mustn't be vain, aud
she must be kind to the poor, and go
regularly to the sewing society and
slave in church fairs.
She must be a good cook, and she
must be able to "do up" her husbands
shirts so that the heather Chinese
: washerman would groan with envy,
and gnash his teeth with unholy pas
sion at sight of them.
She must always have the mascu>
line buttons in the family sewed on
80 that they never will come off while
in use and she must keep the family
hosiery so that nobody would miss
trust that there were toes inside tie
stockings when they are on.
She must hold herself III continual
readiness to find everything her hus-
band has lost,-and man never
knows where anything is. He will
put his boots carefully away on the
parlor sofa, and when he has hunted
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13
IIUF Of tIFcT Iresoc'5 {, - -
know anything to{ That.
She Thought it Did.

Val Street Daily Nsns.
I'VE had such a delightful time at
the beach," exclaimed the first, as
they took seats ID the car.
odd you gam Any health ?" asked
the other.
mo, can't say as I did,"
"Do the childre feel better ?"
perhaps not"
"Did your hus band get rid of his
cough ?"
"Oh, no."
Then, to sum the whole thing mp,
did you really gain anything by 60
ing?"
"Certainly we did. My husband
made friends with man from Iowa,
and got him to sign note with him
for $1,000. should say we did
gain p
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Changedlhis Mind.
Detroit Free Prcss.

Detroit Free Press.
A few days afo Justice of the
Peace John Webb took his little son
down to IoledooFy an excursion. The
Iadinterviewed theA Imam at the wheel
and gathered muci Information re-
lative to the business of steamboat.
ing. Presently his 1ather Joined him
on the hurricane de@k and asked him
how he was enjoying himself. "First
rate' was theenthuS astic reply. "rm
cong 10 De siea1boat man, papa"
All right" respof ded the Judge"
but you'll have u study navigation,
astronomy and div Hrs other sciences
IN order to 81 go ID one" The lad
said nothing theM fine, out appear
ed e, to be revok ing the difficulties of
The case 10 By mi pa. Perhaps halt
an hour later hv rel arked, with much |
"PapaN 4uess | wont i lie Ell, !
Sleau /. MsCek <ather - a Ins |
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13
THE FLORIDA AGRICULTURIsT.

for them half an hour, he will appear
to his wife with countenance like
that Of an avenging angel, and de.
mand to know "What in thunder she
has done with his boots 90
She must 90 to bed first in cold
weather, so as to get the bed warm.
ed. Herhusband, If be be a wise man
never asks her to do this, bnt he sits
up to "fnish a piece in the paper
and waits while she gets the sheets
to comfortable temperature.
All, there are great many tricks
in the trade Of what is called 'living
together p .
"A woman is expected to take care
OF the baby, even after the first in>
iantile wonder multiplies into round
dozen. And il he doubles up with
the collc, orthe trials of cutting teeth,
necessary evils OF the humps and
measels and whooplng cough and
scarlet fever, and rash, and throa,
dlstenper, and short sleeves, and
bare legs, and Plus sticking into him,
and too much candy, and a bad TEN.
per, why, her husband tells her that
"he does wish she'd try and quiet her
baby !" And he says it just as if he
fully believed that she alone was res
sponslble for it's existence and as if
he thought she was considerably to
blame for it, too.
And when she has the headache
nobody thinks Of mindipg it A WON.
an is always having the headache !! |
AND If she is "nervous enough to tiy," |
nobody shuts the door any easier on
That account, or tucks her up on the
lounge with shawl over her, or cod.
dies her TO death, like man has to
be coddled in such circumstances.
We might go on Indefinitely with !
the troables being woman brings;
and II there is a man in the world
VINO thinks woman has an easv time
81 1t, why just let him put on a pound
u false hair, and get inside a new
'slr OF corsets, and put on pullback (
'versklrt, and be a woman himself.
nd see how he likes it. /
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-12-13
Troubles OF Women.

from an ErchGmge.
Upon the whole, it is a dread(p,
bother to be woman, and do the
thing up in good shape.
In the first place, you've GOT to
look well, or else you're nobody. A
man may be homely, and still bonus
lar. Whiskers cover up the most of
his face, and, if he has wrinkles on
mis- forehead, they may speak of his
cares and thoughtful disposition, and
tell each other that his wrinkles are
lines Of ; thought. Lines of thought
indeed when, in all probability his
forehead is wrinkled by the habit he
mas got of scowling at his wife when
the coffee isn't strong enough.
A woman must always be in good
order. Her hair must be frizzed and
banged as fashion demands, and She
must powder if she has a SHINING
skin; and she must manage to look
sweet, no matter howsour she feels
and she must hang just so, and her !
faces must always be spotless, and |
iler boot buttons all in place, and
finger nails clean, and she mustn't
whistle, nor climb fences nor stone
cats, nor swear when she's mad.
She can't go out alone, because
ladies' must be protected. She can't
go anywhere when it rains, because
Der hair won't stay cri:nped, and she'll
get mud on her petticoats and things.
she can't be Freemason, because
ne would tell their secrets, aud evei ~
q !, - q ~,