Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-05-01
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wishing to test the merits of Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup
thought it would never do ask the druggist in the
name of Bull Why dear me- she couldn't say Bull |
to her life and called at last neghbor |
for suggestions the matter DR.. Cows, Dr. Calls,
Dr. Buffao's and DR.. Oxens Syrup were all mention
ed. The latter suited. Eyes, that will do-Dr. Oxen
the very thing, the druggist will understand that |
walk oftwo squares found her at the Of Dr.
HIS store, when the following dialogue occurred
Il wish bottle of DR.. Oxen's Cough Syrup" 'Dr.
Oxen, Oxen, why mann, don't believe I keep that
You mean Cox's Hive Syrup, don't your "Oh, no. 1
mean, mean DR.. Oxen and then she seemed wrapped
in solemn thought for moment, when bright idea
seemed to beam forth. Hasn't DR.. Oxen got a rela-
ton Or" "Oh, yes you mean DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup, yes, yes" The lady sat down a moment and
all was oyer.-Iadidnapolis Exchange
One hair in the hash will cause more bard feeling
than seven notices on the wall can overcome.
LIVER, KIDNEY AND BRIGHT's DIsEAsE.-A medi-
cine that destroys the germ of Brght's dis
ease, diabetes, kidney aud liver complaints, and has
power toroo them out of the system is above all price
Such medicine is Hop Btters, and positive proof of
this can be found by one trial, or by asking your
neighbors, who have been cured by it.
Under the microscope a hair has rough edges like a
rasp. No wonder then that Il young mans moustache
often tckles.
CoNsUMPTIoN.-To prevent night sw6ats, to ease
the cough and arrest emaciaon and decline, no other
form Of malt medicine can possibly equal Malt
Btters. This original nutrient and tonic is rich in
nourishment and strength 1t tides the patient over
the most critical stages of the disease dgests and
assimilates food enriches and purifes the blood 1t
builds up the system by stimulating into new life the
entire process of digestion.
When girl has been at school seven years, and
spells yaccnate "vaXinate," is it the fault of the
school system. or of the girls system?
My tormented back !" is the exclamation Of more
than one poor Woodworking man and woman Do
you know why it aches? 1t is because Your kidneys
are over-tasked and need strengthening, and your
system needs to be cleansed of bad humors Kidney
Wort is the medicine you need at acts like charm"
says well known physician, Il never knew it to fail
| Liquid or dry sold by druggists.-BOstOn Post
Sixty steamboats, OH the Mississippi River and its
tributaries now employ the electric light
| A sure cure for IMPOVERISHED blood pimples, and
sallow complexion, is Browns Iron Bitters It will
produce healthy color smooth skim aud is absolute
ly not injurious.
President Johnson's daughter widow, is managing
|
HoUsEKEEPERs.-Use Butchers Dead Shot for Bed
Bugs when you clean house. 1t does its work certain
| and complete, and remains trap ready set for all
adventures.
AT recent sale of rabbits in England the enormous
sum of $500 was paid for of these little creatures
PARLoR observation-disclosures shoes. painted plaques
and sunhowers have each in its been the popular
parlor ornament but are superseded by the TAM
BORNE, which when tasefuly decorated is very orna-
| mental. For fifteen cents the Wheat Bitters Co. 10
Park Place, New York, will send free beautifully
| decorated tamborine. Es
| young gentleman and young ladv of Tennessee
were welded as they came out of the baptismal
| cistern.
THE IIsTINGUIsHIN CHARM.-A delightfulfragra
of freshly gathered flowers and spices is the distn-
gushing charm of Floreston Cologne.
Some districts in Switzerland are in danger of de.
population, account of the emigration of the peo
pie to this country.
MONEY FOR A RAINY DAY.-'For six years my
daughter was sick from kidney and other disorders
We had used up savings on DOCTORS when GU,
dominic advised as to try Parkers Ginger Tonic
Four bottles effected cure, and as dollars wortl
has kept our family well for over year. we have been
able to lay by money again for a rainy day"-A Poo
Mans FIFE.
There are people who will buy anything on sight
they can be allowed to pay for it time
Wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough. Group, influenza, con
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs an
chest so cents and 81 bottle.
When is an estate like watch? When it
wound up.
, On THIRTY DAYS TRIAb.-We will send Dr. Dye
Celebrated Electro-Yoltaic Belts and other Eleet
Appliances trial for thirty days to Young men an
older persons who are afflicted with nervous debt,
ost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and con
plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also ft
rheumatism neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidne
difficulties, ruptures and many other diseases. illu
trated pamphlet sent free Address Voltaic Belt Ca
: Marshall, Mich.
!, When man goes to reside in Washington he fir
catches the desire for office, and then he contrac
, malaria.
i Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debili
e liver complaint, bos, numors. chronic diarrhoe
nervous affections female complaints and all diseas
. originating in a bad state of the blood
s AS to people saying few idle words about us. ,
e must not mind that any more than the old chur
steeple minds the rocks craving aboutit.
Don't DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Rou
L on Rats" 1t clears out rats, MICE bedbugs roach
d vermin, flies, ants, insects. l5c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING smartir
IL irritation of the urinary passages diseased dscharg
Io cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express, 1925, for So. E. S. Wells Jersey City,
u BRAIN NERvE-Wells Health Reviewer, gre
)s est remedy earth for impotence. eanuess sex,
debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
$i.25, for s.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City. n j.
~ Are you lost, my little fellow % asked gentlen
ne of four-year-old day in Rochester no"
sobbed in reply, ''bbut mmy mother is
ONLY Two BoTrLEs-Messrs. johnson. HOLLOWAY
- Co., wholesale druggists of Philadelphia, Pa rep
IL that some time ago gentleman handed them a doll
81 with request to send good catarrh cure to
he army officers in Arizona. Recently the same gen
m man told them that both the officers and the wife
Gen. John C. Fremont Governor Of Arizona,
been cured of catarrh by the two bottles of
Cream Balm.
nv oatarrh, cold in the head and hay fever We /
% from customers the most fattering reports
Ihe Ely's Cream Balm; believe it is an article of
i'd. merit Smith, Kline & Co. wholesale druggists.
de- adelphia. Pa
&c I'D jump at a proposal" said lively Miss Lo
"Lottie. my dear" demonstrated her mother, "rem
lHy Der this is not leap-year"
ed. HESRY'a cARBoL1c sAIvE.-Henry' carbolic S
Ugh is the best salve for cuts bruises sores ulcers
4l,o rheum letter. ehapped hands, chiblains. corns
ali kinds Of ska eruptons. freckies and pimples
Henry's carl'oic salve. as all others are counter
NC Price % cents.
DR.. Green's oxygenated Bitters is the best rel
~ for dyspepsia, biIiousness, malaria indigestion
81 diseases ofthe blood kidneys liver. skin. etc.
Durno's Catarfh Snuff cures all affections o
mucous membrane. Of The head and throat.
pay DR.. Motifs Liver Pills are the best catf
Kept regulators Sold BY Z. F. Dutton, Barton VI.