The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1882-06-25
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SAhLIN, New, juno NJ, 1851
EDrroR IspkPkHpEHT: An the citizens
Of this burg intend celebrating the
Glorious Fourth in q becoming manner,
1 thought I would send you pro
gtamme Of the events to take place ON
that occasion. The assembiaye will be
called to order at 1 A. NJ. by Bernard 4
Hills educated bird, Polly. An inter-
mission of 5'horrs will then be taken
to allow everyone n chance to drink TO
tho continued prosperity Of the land ws
live in. Bernard * Hill have kindly
consented TO let everyone drink at their
own expense in honor Of the occasion.
When il has been found that the crow
hes imbib.d sufficient patriotism a
fact that will be ascertainsd by Mr.. G..
Green. who has been appointed photo
grapher fer the occasion, and who will
tako picturrs Of the scene with his
pocket c~amera-tbc crowd will adjourn
10 the Fair Grounds. on Scandal Avenue.
when the multitude will BIO favored with
an Grafton by Mr.. Cbas. Reid this ANA
tuer performer, better known as ''ths
man with the horrible GALL, who will
enlighten them on what he DONE
know about acting" An intsrmIssion
of 10 minutes will then be taken to
allow the audience to ponder no how a
man can know so little and still live,
whom Mr.. Hangou, the silver-yoiced
tenor Tin his mind will sing his thread
bare song Call Me Back Again" IN.
b.. lis 20 be hoped the words will not
DO taken literally, ns an encore would
cast q gloom over all who know him,1
lntermission, during which those who
wish will be supplied with ice cream by
Kettle ID. Tom. On the demolition Of
the frozen comfort, Washington &
Tooties band will play the National
Anthem, supported by the bell Of Hank
Lightner's engine and the whistle from
the car shops. Prof. VIM. Anderson
has been secured at great expense from
Posey County. Missouri. to make steam
fer the whistle. At the conclusion of
the anthem Kid Aimhein, The song and
dance artist will get his work in on q
song and dance entitled, ''Singing for u
Heai-out, followed by Miss Otau, tho
famous soprano, accompanied by Mr..
Jonahs, the basso profundo, In a duet
us sung by them at Moleen City. Tho
entertainment will then be varied by n
coufsing match in which Hank vadis'.
dog. Rusiler, will be matched to catch
L. Shootem's cat, Tiger. known as tbs
"Grasshopper Fiend." Ted Benditt's
trick dog, Boston. will then give an ex-
hibition, in which he will be assisted by
n company Of fleas. after which the races
will take place. The first will be tho
human race. in which oil on the ground
will take part; the prize being awarded
to the n who takes the cake for
beauty. The judges will DO incased in
diving bells in case their awards should
not meet the views Of those who fail to
got tho dough.nut. The next raos will
be for something to eat. Kuplum'a
well-known horse Poll Tax, will bo
match against R~utlege's COW. A loco
motive will be used to start thom. Tho
whole to conclude with q sparring e1hi-
bition between those we'll developed
What is It," Mossrs. Van Amber and
Moorshawl. Mr.. Rutlege with his
Irish jaunting car will be on hand to
take people TO and from the grounds.
All are cordially invited.
Asous McBEAN.