The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-05-25
AN ASTONISHING ALLIrERArIoN.
adam Atwater's Achievements and Ad.
venturea-An Authentic Account,

Account,
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| Almost an age ago, abode ut Andoyer
Adam Atwater. Avocatiop, an artist
Able and accomplished, active and ambi.
tious, oil admired Adam. An adeps a,
anything, Adam also acted as an assistant
at an academy, affording aid at arithme.
tic, algebra, astronomy, and.so. fourth.
Adams afiluent Aunt Almira also abode
at Andover, and although austere and
arbitrary, and an aristocrat. appreciated
Adams astonishing achievements. and
abundantly administered aid, assigning
an annual allowance. Achsah Ashiev
anxious and aimless, artful and auda..
cious,, attending academy, and after
awhile attempted attracting and alluring
Adam. appearing awfully affectionate,
assuming affecting attitudes. altogether
acting abom'nably. Adam, already afi-
aneeed, avoided al Achsah's advances, aud
although annoyed, assiduously attended
accustomed avocations: Again and again
Achsah attempted alternating Adams
affections. Adam, always afIable aud
amilnaole, adverse at avenging an affront,
and anxiously avoiding an alteration,
asked an absence, and about autumn
abruptly absconded. Arriving at Aus.
tralia after awhile Adam attempted agri.
culture. Also acted as attorney, AMIGA
Oily adjusting all annoyances and animos.
ties among Australians. Achsah, ascer.
tanning about Adams absence, appeared
abstracted and actually ate arsenic and
awaited angels apparel. Anon, acute
ague, and asthma attacked and almost
annihilated Adam. Anxious Australians
attended and administered allevialions
and anodynes. Alas, athletic Adam |!
An alien and alone. altered and aged
amazingly, appetite abating, abject, actu.
ally asking aims, and anxious about
atfianced and Aunt Almira. Adams as.
pect appeared alarming. After awhile,
American atmosphere alluring, an &C.
commodating Australian accompanied
Adam across Atlantic, arriving about
April at Aunt Almira's abode, nttenuat-
ed and almost an apparition. Able
oiiopaths advised ale, alcohol and active
astrlngents. Arabella Allen, m author.
ess and Adams affinity, awestruck and
appalled,, also Gttentiyely afforded aid.
Adam accquiesced amiably. After awhile,
ate apples. apricots, asparagus and-so-
forth, albeit ato abstemiousiy. Afflicted
anu aiiing, Adam assayed annulling alli.
ances. Arabella, artless aud amia6le as
an angle, avowing allegiance, answered !:
Away oil absurd arguments Absence
and aiiiictions abate affections9 All
apologies avaunt! angelic ArabelIa,"
answered Adam, always admired and
adorcd above all, amid all ardent nd.
mirers accept Adam and Adams aches
a., ana n,ls?" AYE, a.yel assuredly r. as
sented Ara6ella. Amen" amusingly
answered Adam. Accordingly, another
autumn, Aunt Almira aiding, abetting
and accelerating arrangements. Adam
and Arabelln, at m altar, acknowledged
allegiance, and afterwards, ailments mr.
rested and appetite augmented, art again
nLsoToed all Adams attention, and al
though rn emateur. after awhile attained
an,aappellation-- another Angelo" Ara.
bella, rs an authorizes, also acquired ap.
plauso and appreciation. AS age ad-
,yanced, Aunt Almira, niling and appre-
hending apoplexy, adopted Arabella and
a dam, and afiluence accumulating, au.
thorIzed Adams acting as agent at ad.
Justing affairs, altogether al agreeable or.
rangement all around. Arabella, at ar
ticles and anecdotes, amused Aunt AL
mira, Adam also adding at times an Aus
tralian adventure, and amid admirring
associates and agreeable acquaintance,
aunt, artist and auth0ress alike abode
amica6ly and afiectionately long time
AN APPENDIX.
All alterations appear absurd and
admit apologies. Adjectives and adverbs
are abused atrociously. Anomalies
abound and are allowable among all able
authors. Adicu. Ann Anthony, author,
April, Anno-Domini, 'Ateeh-Aty.