Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-07-28
WHAT MRS. eRvNDy sAys.

That the fashionable exodus to Eu.
rope is over.
That married people at Richfield are
accused Of very violent tiirtations.
That all sorts offlnny stories are told
about Oscar Wilde's visit to Newport.
That Philadelphians at Cape May
make life very unhappy for New York
ers.
That ladies say lawn tennis is very
stupid game without gentlemen play
ers.
That red sunshades carried by the Ia
dies are great annoyance to country
cows.
That Newport dinner parties are the
most elegant and expensive of the sea-
son.
That grand round of festivities IS to
be given in honor Of the English rifle
men. $50
That great many people are making
fools of themselves on the pedigree ques-
ton. .s
That New New York is very dull for
the families that have decided not to go
out of town.
That q great many of the bathing
costumes of to-day were evidently made
for show.
That some of the new cottsgers at
Newport find it difficult to get in the
'social Set"
That nurses and maids are, as usual,
creating great disturbance at summer
hotels.
That two nieces of a deceased million
aire have combined to try and break his
will.
That piazza life at the Saratoga hotels
has commenced for the old and young
ladies.
That there are now a dozen hotels on
the sum mer list where dogs are not adj
mitted.
That amber and garnet jeweley has
been revived and will be all the rage
next winter.
That the Newport police are trying
to catch the small boys who are paid to
steal roses.
That the young ladies who wear the
red polo cap are now called "fashiona-
bic Turks"
10
with invitations from watering!place
hotel proprietors. ..-.....
That great many fashionables will
make fools of themselves when Mr..
Langtry arrives.
That foreigners are very much sur
prised when the Vanderbilt mansions
are shown them.
That short dresses are universal, and
the gtrailed skirt is only seen on full
dress occasions.
That the paid Jenkinses of society"
a great nuisance.
That the Messrs. AstOr, who arc now
in Europe, have purchased many fine
works OF art.
That fifty matchmaking mammas
are chasing one unhappy titled Britisher
at New London.
That our cOuntrymen who went
abroad in April and May are already
commencing to return.
That there is the usual hue and cry
because of the scarcity of eligible men
at the seaside.
That very few of the spurious swells
know how to drive.
That there is great excitement at
Newport over the private theatricals ar
ranged for next week.
That Oscar Wilde is so delighted with
the country that he has given up all
idea of going home.
That bad draining at one of the sum-
mer hotels has been the cause of a great
deal of sickness.
That Watching parties from Newport
go over to Narragansett when they
want to make night of it.
That the way some people eat at
Saratoga hotels indicates that they
have been starved at home.
That one may never stop counting
the rows and rows of closed and desert
ed houses on the avenue.
That great many of the little ones
at the Grand Union garden party on
Wednesday were Over-dressed.
That it is the proper thing for New
port young ladies to have equestrian
exercise before breakfast.
That it would be better for both Long
Branch and Saratoga if there were no
gambling houses there.