The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-09-14
The way to treat Il man nf ,loubtii
credit il to take no note of him.

The way to treat Il man nf doubtful
credit il to take no note Of him.
- a good thing to have, especially in
hot wcnthcr-A cool million.
Girls often kiss each other not be-
cause they like to Ito it, but 10 lanlalize
the boys
= The lie OF y lncon,olveis only thi.-
~ years This is another warning to in.
vrtcrate smokers
= \ drunken Denver burglar hiundcr.
Ell into his own house and robbed himself
Of Il watch and so.
- The best description w. hav. ever
heard Of slow man was that he wa, 100
slow To get out of hi4 own way.
= John ask: What is eternity p
Did you ever write letter 10 your rirl.
John! Well, eternity Is waiting for her
10 answer it.
mor;a, enemy Of the cotton
worm has turned up in Mississippi. II
~ reddish lonEing spider. aud attacks
and kills large numbers Of the worms.
-"What have you been doing since
last saw yon?" I've been attending q
course of free lectures" "a course Of
free lectures ?" Yes, was married a
week after wc wcpartcd."
= The State Democratic ticket of Tex.
ns contains the namo Of but one native
Texan. OF the other nominees three are
natives Of Kentucky, one Of Georgia, one
Of South Carolina aud one of Tcnncs.
sec.
- No one need feel SO bad about the
American round dance. The nns, popular
dance in Hungary is one in which every
man hugs two women at once. and Hun.
gary is getting along right smart ns n
country.
A bihulouS gentleman was intro.
duced to lady who had been represented
to him as quite talented artist. He
greeted her by saying: Il understand,
madame, that you paint!" She started,
blushrd deeply, and, recovering herself
after II lew seconds, said, with II. much
ncidity of tone and style as she could
command: "Well, ii do paint, don't
make any mistake and put it on my
nose"
= Derry Clergyman, Rev. 4 Fulton,
vouchcs for the truth Of the following:
Questioning somu children ina Sunday.
school, few weeks since, he asked one
of them, all intelligent little boy,
Who was the wickedest man mention.
ed in the Old Testament7 Ia his sur.
prise ready answer came, "Ioses, air.
And why Moses?" inquired the clergy.
man, in amazement. "Cos, sir, he broke
nll the ten commandments mt wunst."
= Tho Republicans OF South Carolina
nre to fuse with the Green hackers in
North Carolina, with tho nnti-Probib,.
tionists in Indiana. with tho Prohibition
ists In Virginia, with tho Ropudiation-
lists III Iennosseo, with the State Credit
people IN Arkansas, with tho Low Tax
party, and in Georgia and Texas, with
tho Indopend Certainly, partv Of
most elastic principles. Mobile Register.
Without tho assistance of the colored
vote, Pennsylvania would be com Eortably
democratic on square party issue. In
Altoona, n colored man, as Tho champi-
on OF his people, sought Il Legislative
nomination. lie received 10 votes ont OF
70 in tho Convention. Another colored
delegate was refused admittanco to tho
Convention. The colored voters threat
oned to go over 10 the Democracy, but
their Republican whito bosses laugh at
their pretense.
= Georgia is progressing in its agricul-
estimated corn crop this year il IS, 900 900
bushels, which Is nearly double what it
was last year. The cotton crop increased
from AIS, ,034 bales In 1870 to 81, ,S9S balcs
in 1850, and there has been steady in
crease in the number of nearly all kinds
of farm animals. A peculiarly gratifying
feature in the agricultural condition OF
tho State Is the multiplication OF small
farms. In 1870 there wore 69. .058 farms in
the State; in 1880 there were l3s,6a6. The
largcst proportion Of farms aro between
100 and 500 acres, and the next largest be.
tween twenty and fifty acres.