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To PREVENT CHICKEN CHOLERA
Keep the drinking water for fowls in
old, rusty iron vessels and occasionally
throw small quantity of sulphur and
quicklime into the vessels, and do not
let them get filthy, but wash them out
every few days.
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ARKANsAslhas a mineral spring whose
waters turn as red as blood when bottled
and kentuckys has an oil well from
which refined petroleum. all ready for
domestic use, profusely gurgles.
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MANHOOD

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A PINT of SCOT from the chimney or
stove-pipe in a pailful of water will
make liquid manure Of the greatest
value for plants and towers of all kinds,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-02
EAYs-l23.

Aldrich, Anderson, Barr, Bayne. Beltz-
hoover, Bowman, Brewer, Briggs.
Browne, Brumm, Buck, Burrows, Ju-
Illus c.; Calkins, Gambler, Oaanon, Car
penter. Cassidy, Caswell, Chace, Cobb,
Colerick, Grape, Cullen, Davis, George
B.; Dawes. Deering, De Motto. Dezen-
dorf. Dingley, Dunnell, Dwight, Rrrett,
Fsrwell, Sewell S.; Ford, GodshAlk,
Grout, Guenther, Hall, Hammond,
John; Harris, Benz. W.; Haseltine, Has
ksll, Hawk, HszeltOn, Hellman, Hill,
Hiscoek, Holman, Horr, Houk, Hubbell,
Hubs, Humphrey, Jacobs, Jsdwin. Jor-
gensen, Joyce, Kasson, Kelley, Lacey,
Lewis, Lord, Marsh, IL son, Nation,
Mcclure, McOoid, Mckinley, Miles,
Miller, Moore, Morey, MosgroVe, Murch,
NorcrOss, ONeill, Orth, PScheco, Page,
Parker, Paul, Psyson, Peelle, PIERCE,
Pound. Prescott, Rsnney, Ray, Reed,
Rice, Theron N; Rich, Richardson, D
P; Richie, Robinson, George D.; Rob-
inson, James s.; Russell, Ryan, Scrsn-
ton, Shallen berger, Sherwin, Skinner,
Smith, Dietrich c.; Smith, j Hyatt;
Spaulding, Steele. Stockslsger, Strait,
Thompson, VIM. g.; Townsend, Amos;
Turner, Oscar; Tyler, Updegraf, ]. 7 +;
Valentine, Van Aernsm, VaR Horn,
Wsdsworth, Wait, Walker, Ward,
Weber, White, Williams, Chas. g.;
Willis.
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NOT VOTING SO.

Anterior, Beach, Belford, Berry,
Bingham, Black, Band, Bliss, Blount,
Burrows, j. e.; Butterworth, Osmp,
Carlisle, Converse, Cornell, Cox, W. r
Covingtou, Crowley, Curtin, Cuts,
Darrell, Dugro, Ellis, FarWell, @. B.;
Fisher, Flower, Forney, Geddes, George,
Gibson, Hardy, Hammer, Harris, Henry
s.; Henderson, Hepburn, Herbert, Hew.
lit, Abram s.; Hewitt, q. w; Hob
litzell, Booker, Hutchins, Jones, Phineas;
Ketcham, Knott, Ladd, Leedom, LIE
Fevre, Lindsey, Martin. McCook, Nc
Kenzie, McLsne, Mills, Morrison,
Morse. Mutchler, Neal, Nolan, Petit.
bone, Phister, Randall, Rice, John B.;
Rice, William VT Richardson, John s.;
Robson, Rosecrahs, Ross, Scales, Shell
ley, Shultz, Simonton, Smith, A. Herr;
Spooner, Stephens, Stone, Taylor,
Thomas, ToWnshend, r. W.; UpdeRrsf,
Thomas; Urner, Van VoOrhis, Wash
burn, Watson, West. Wheeler. Wilson,
Wood, Benjamin; Wood, Walter A.
Young.
So the resolution was not agreed to.
The following pairs we're announced;
Mr.. Cornell with Mr.. Buckner; Mr..
Cox, of North Carolina, Mr.. Lindsey;
Mr., Scales, Mr.. WsshburD; Mr.. Martin,
Mr., Fsrwell, Of Illinois; Mr.. Keteham,
Mr.. Hutehina; Mr.. Watson, Mr.. Hardy;
Mr.. Wilson, Mr.. Rice, of MASSACHUSETTS,;
Mr.. West, Mr.. Forneyi Nj: Spoonerr
Mr.. Black; Mr.. Henderson, Mr.. Towns
bend, Of Illinois; Mr.. Van Voorhis, Mr.,
Beach; Mr. Fisher, Mr.. Roseerans; Mr..
hooker, Mr.. Henderson; Mr.. McLane,
Mr.. Urner; Mr.. Blount, Mr.. Robson,
Mr.. Ellis, Mr. Harmer; Mr.. Taylor. Mr.,
Gsddes; Mr.. George. Mr.. Gibson: Mr..
Bland, Mr.. Burrows, Of Missouri; Mr.
Pettibone, Mr.. Knott; Mr. Jones, of New
jersey. Mr.. Harris, of New jersey; Mr..
BtlEord. Mr.. Richardson, Of South Caro-
lins; Mr., Stone, Mr.. Hewitt, Of Ala
bama: Mr., Hammond, of Georgia, Mr.
McUook; Mr.. Hoblitzsll, Mr.. Shuttz;
Mr.. Camp. Mr.. Atherton; Mr.. Crowley
Mr.. Converse: Mr.. ButterWerth, Mr..
McKeDzie; Mr., Rice, of Ohio, Mr.. Lee.
dom; Mr.. Jones, of Texas, Mr.. Jacobs
Mr.. Herbert, Mr.. Young; Mr.. Smith, o.
Pennsylvania, Mr.. Hewitt, of New
York.
Mr.. Cslkius moved to reconsider tht
vote by which the resolution was rejected
and also moved that the motion TO re
consider be laid on the table.
The latter motion was agreed to.
The Speaker.-The resolutions reported
by the majority of the committee vii
now be read.
The resolutions were read, SIS follows
ResOlvsG, That Allen G. Campbell il
not entitled to q seat in this Congress 81
Delegate from the Territory Of Utah.
Res0lved, That George Q. Cannon 1
not entitled to seat in this Congress q
Delegate from the Territory OF U tab.
ResOlUed, That the seat OF Delegst
from the Territory Of Utah be, and tn
same hereby is, declared vacant
The Speaker. there is 40 objection
the vote will be taken on the three reso
luIlens together.
There was no objection.
The resolutions were agreed to-.
Mr.. Calkins moved to reconsider IN
vote by which the resolutions wer
adopted. and also moved that the molIo
20 reconsider be laid on the table. IN
latter motion was agreed to.
To be continued
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may be invoked hereafter to defeat the
operation Of the very act now passed and
come up 10 plsRue the friends Of the
same. For IL the House can disregard
tie statutes as they stood before, they
can do the sAme IS 10 the present one
hereafter. .- .l'...-.
In ny Judgment it would be much
better to adhere to toe established doc.
trines, and apply the present Law T. this
case, thus emphasizing it, and avail our
selves OF the FIRST opportunity to apply 1t.
Mr.. Calkjns-I now call for the vote.
Mr.. Thompson, Ct IsWa-I an 6ell
convinced, Mr.. Speaker, of the fact thai
3 large majority OF tbs House is opposed
to the resolution [ have submitted as q
substitute, and for the purpose of saving
time / now withdraw il.
The Speaker-The question recu's on
the amendment OF the gentleman from
Illinois, Mr.. Moulton,l which will be
read.
The Clerk read as follows:
ResolVed. That Gs1rge Q. Cannon
was duly elected and returned as dele
gate from the territory of Utah, and Is
entitled to seat as delegate in the Forty
seventh Congress
Mr.. MoultOn-I demand the yeas and
nays.
The yeas and nays were ordered.
The question was taken; and there were
yeas 79, nays 123, not voting SO as
follows:
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YEAs 10

Aiken. Armfeld, Atkins, Barbour,
Belmont, Blackburn, Blanchard, Bragg,
Buchanan, Buckner, Cabsll, Caldwell,
Campbell, ChslmerS. Chapman, ClArdy,
Clark, Clements, Cook. Cox. Samuel s.;
CrsYens, Culberson, Davidson, Davis,
LoWndes H.; Deuster, Dibble, Dibrell,
Dowd, Dunn, Ermentrout, Evins, Fir
ley, Frost, Fulkerson, Garrison, Gunter,
Hammond. N. j.; Hsrdenberg, Hatch,
Rerrdon, Hoge, House, Jones George
w; Jones james &; Kenna, King,
Klotz, Latham, Manning, McMillin,
Money, Moulton, Muidrow, Oates,
Phelps, Reagan, Robertson, Robinson,
VIM. E.; Scoville, SchAckelford, Single
ton, Ctho r.; Sparks, Spear, Springer,
Talbot, Thompson, P. B.; Tillmau,
Tucker, Turner, Henry g.; Epson,
Vance, Warner, Wellborn, Whittho-ne,
Williams, Thomas; Willis, Wise, Geo.
D.; Wise, Morgan r.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

To OEi the DiscRiarging of
any Firecrackers. Ghinese Bomb,
on any other kind or description
of Fireworks. within the Town
Limits OF the Town of Eureka,
nevada.
Be it ordained by the Board of County Com.
tntssioners of Eureka County, Nevada
SECTION /. That the act Of discharging or
exploding any Chinese hrecraekers, Chinese
bomb, or any bomb or frecraekers, or fire.
works OF and kin or description, within the
town limits of the town of Eureka, Nevada,
without a special permit in writing from the
Chairman OF the Board of County Commissions
ers OF the County Of Eureka sfore aid, which
permit shall designate the time and particular
locality of the discharge or explosion OF the
same, shall be deemed. and is hereby declared,
to be q nuisance.
SEC. 2. It shall be unlawful for any person
or persons within the town limits OF the town
OF Eureka, Nevada, to discharge or explode any
Chinese hrecrackers, Chinese bomb. or any
bomb or tirecI ackers or fireworks Of any kind or
description, without a special permit in writ
ing from the Chairman Of the Board of County
Commissioners of Eureka County, Nevada,
which permit shall designate the time and
particular locality of the discharge or explo-
sion OF the same, and any person or persons
SO offending shall be deemed guilty of COM
hitting a nuisance, and upon conviction there
of shall be punished as provided in Section
four a. Of this Order.
EEo 9. ANY person or persons obtaining the
permit, as provided in this Order, must file s
copy Of the same in the office Of the Sheriff Of
Eureka County, Nevads, ut least two hours be-
fore the time such firing takes place. aud tho
person or persons engaged in the dischArging
Of the same shall, on demand / of any citizen or
peace officer, exhibit the permit by which such
firing or exploding is authorized,
SEC. 4. Any person or persons violating any
of the provisions of this Order shall be deemed
guilty of a misdemeauor, and upon conviction
thereof shall be punished by a fine Of not less
than fifty (50i dollars nor more than five hun
dred 5000 dollars, aud in default of the pay
ment of such fine shall be imprisoned In the
County jail of Eureka, Nevada, at the rate of
one ~ day for every two (2) dollars thereof.
au9.2w
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
Town Order No. II,

To Prohibit the Discharging of
amy firecrackers. Chinese Bomb,
or any other kind or description
of Fireworks, within the Town
Limits OF the Town of Eureka,
SnA4sKn
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

"In fact the brightest, pleasantest
face in the Senate is possessed by Sem
ator John ?. Jones. A figure above the
medium, yet looking short, stout and
compact in build, finely developed head,
nearly white hair much worn off, long,
silken, white pointed beard--which he is
fond Of st~roking-soft, but brilliant,
dark eyes and a complexion fresh and
ruddy to youthfulness. The very per-
sonihcation of buoyant energy. Every
body will recognize the picture, and
many will think L know him like a book,
but this mar is the enigma Of the Sem
ate. Possessed of wonderful ability and
magnetic force, as evidenced by the
almost breathless interest evinced by
crowded galleries, and the almost I'M
precedeuted respect shown by every
member present being at his place and
attentive, when it is known that j. P.
Jones will speak. Inferior to none in
intellect, eloquent in impromptu debate,
quick at repartee and thoroughly versed
in parliamentary tactics, yet so inglori-
ously lazy, seemingly, that not even the
reporting O. a bill can be elected from
him. Truly 4 second Lord North, both
in ability and bodily iuertness."
Such trihing defects in the sketch as
that Jones is ''the personiication OF
buoyant energy" and at the same time
"iugIoriously lazy we prefer to pass
over without comment.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
LONES OE

A correspondent of the San Francisco
Post, at Washington, has been making
some pen pictures Of United States Sen
ators. Ii this sort of work be done hon
estly and accurately and with the ability
evinced by the Post correspondent, it
becomes an art which is both useful and
ornamental in journalism and history.
Pen sketches, however, must be correct
likenesses in order to be considered
productions of rhetorical art. Truthful
ness is their chief and first feature. The
embellishments of execution are proper
and necessary for the sake of complete
ness, but are important only as a finish.
Fancy sketches, however pleasing to the
eye at first glance, lose their charm to
some extent afterwards, for they repre-
sent but an idea. They have no actual
original. Still they embody an idea and
are properly within the sphere Of art; and
they are admirable if consistent with the
fancy that gives them birth. But how
IlluGl llOIC GSlISdDAC 40 q tC va
of the living subject that we admire and
are familiar with in his walk and onver-
sation among men? The mirror thus
held up to nature is pleasant to look
upon and a souvenir to be priced for the
memories Of the actual original that it
suggests. 1t supplies q present compan-
ion possibly in an absent friend. But a
picture incorrectly sketohed, especially if
~overdrawn for tine sake Of ffattery, Is a
earicature and offensive. The Posts
picture of Jones is one of this sort. He
is fairly sketched as to his personal APP
pearance, a little coloring, perhaps, but in
this respect, the picture is tolerable. The.
rest Of the sketch, in which Jones
stands out as a marvel of culture and a
prodigy in intellect-a genius that creates
by native force almost without any effort
Of the quality that the mediocre makes
is fanciful. Those who know the subject
to be simply a brawny fellow, Of fair in
telligence, and remarkable only for
sprightliness in conversation, will be
satisfied with one glance at the Posts
prettily finished, but fulsome sketch of
our Jones. We would like to see the
friend or acquaintance of the Senator
that could recognize him in this photo
graph
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
Dress Trimmings.
sprine wraos and Dresses

The latest designs of Russians, Dolmans,
Wraps, Mantles, Jackets, etc. We have used
more than ordinary care in the selection of
these garments, and can confidently say that
our assortment il the finest ever brought to
fNis nnarInf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

imprisoned in Ireland. The Secretary
states that the persons alleged to be Amer
lean citizens, still in prison in Ireland,
are O'Mahony, McSweeny, Slattery and
Cannon, and that McSweeny and Slattery
produced regular certificates of natural
lzatlon; Cannon established his claim to
American birth, and O'Mahony was irreg-
ularly naturalized, on the ground of
services in the army. The report further
states that it appears, by a note from Min
lister Lowell, that Her Majesty's Govern
ment does not entertain any present
intention of bringing these persons to
trial, but it offered them their discharge
on condition that they leave Ireland for
America, which was refused. Lowell has
again been instructed to urge their speedy
trial.
Killed by lightning.
KANSAS CRY Mo-, Aug. AT Kicka-
poo, Mrs. Huber, with her 16-year-old
son, q little child and a colored girl, were
standing on the porch of their residence
yesterday, when lightning struck a tree
several feet away, and q large limb of the
tree came down, striking the house with
terrible force, killing both Mrs. Huber and
her son.
A Defective Bridge.
CHICAGO, Aug THE bridge across the
river on the Peoria, Decatur & Evansville
Railroad, near Greenup, yesterday evening
gave way under a freight train and engine
and $50 loaded cars went down, killing
Chas. Allen, a coppersmith, and seriously
injuring NJ. Cornin, the engineer, and
George Forum, the brakeman. The bridge
was defective.
In Quarantine.
GALVESTON Tex Aug. THE schooner
Henrietta remains at anchor five and 8
half miles from the city in strict quaran,
tine. The Captain declines sailing unit
orders are received from the owners. Nc
yellow fever is reported on the vessel by
the medical officer in charge, or any in
crease Of sickness.
A Bloody Camp Meeting.
MACON (Ga.), Aug. AT a coloreG
camp meeting at Easton, a Deputy Mar.
shall shot a fleeing prisoner named Jake
Tarrapy, killing him. This Infatuated The
mob who ran the Deputy into a house where
al innocent white man, J. Howard, wal
shot and beaten to death, they thinking hi
was the Deputy.
hhSoA
New YORK, Aug. THE Corporation
Council decides that the glove fight be
tween Sullivan and Wilson was a priz.
fight within the meaning of the law, ant
that the police have ample power to pre-.
vent any such exhibitions, and to arres
any parties concerned-principals ant
spectators.
Increased Appropriations.
WASHINGTON, Aug. Two years ago
the total appropriations for the Genera
Government were $40, 900, 600; last veal
they ran up to S216, 694, 2SS, and this yea
they have been swelled to S293, 555, 489.
one Death grom yellow Fever.
GALVESTON TEX, Aug. THE casei
of suspicious sickness on the schooner
Henrietta, from Matamoras, now at quar-
a%ntine, have developed into yellow fever
There has been one death.
Eesnmod Operations.
CoHoEs On. y, Aug. 1.-The Harmony
Mills reopenod this morning, but onl,
seventy operatives resumed work.
New YORK, Aug. THE striking freigh
handlers resumed work to-day.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
MISCELLANEOUS.
lNAUC u RA ton
....OF THE.
Spring Season
M.J.Frank|in&Co
Our Stock Of Imported & Domestic
Dress Goods

Is now complete in all its branches, and COM
prises every novelty that has appeared IN the
market this season. The assortment is 30 ex-
tensive and the character of the styles 30
varied as to preclude any attempt at descrip-
tiNn
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
AT LARGE
To be voted for at the General Election on


And for the appointment of a State Central
Committee and the transaction of such other
business as may properly come before the Con-
y%ention.
The Convention will be composed of Ill Del
egates, which are apportioned among the sew
eral counties of the Stste as follows:
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
Muslin Underwear.

The sale of these goods has become q very
feature of our business. TO meet
requirements of our growing trade we have
received a beautiful line of these garments
from the East, and for beauty of design, quail
ity of material, finish and workmanship, we
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

The County Committees are requested to ap-
point a day to elect Delegates and to cause
Primary Elections to be held in their respect
i've counties for the election of such Delegates
according to the above apportionment, pro-
vided no County Conventions are held in their
counties before the 9th day of September. In
case such County Conventions are held, such
County Conventions may elect such Delegates.
81 TEST required of voters at the Pri-
maries is that he is, or will be, a qualified voter
at the General Election on November 7, 1882,
and that he will vote for the nominees of the
Convention to be held under this call.
County Committees are requested to
promptly forward to the Secretary Of this Com.
mittee duplicate Credentials of Delegates
elected to the State Convention.
W. E. F. DEAL, Chairman,
j. A. MAHANNY, Secretary.
RSP. O.. Box BIG. Virginia. New. jy14td
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

WASHINGTON, Aug. AFTER the recess
on Saturday, the Speaker laid before the
House a message from the President,
transmitting the report of the Secretary
of State respecting the American citizens
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
HOUSE FOR RENT

THE RESIDENCE OF VIM. PLUMHOFF,
i on Edwards street, 10 for rent. Apply to
VIM. PLUMHOFF, Truekee Salosn.
Eursks, June 2, 1882. je9tf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08
OVER H WATER.

An Unpleasant Feeling Because
the English Flag was Hung on
n Pub ic building when Saez was
Occupied By n Britisis-Return
of the Arnl0red Train from Hal.
haiia without Engaging the En-.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

CoNsTANT1NoPLE, Aug. An unpleas-
ant feeling has been caused on account Of
hosting the English flag on public build
ings when the British occupied Suez. The
Porte has been assured that the raising Of
the flag had no significance. The flag dis
played was that Of the Consulate, aud was
hoisted in conjunction with the Egyptian
flag. This explanation was not considered
satisfactory.
ALEXANDRIA, Aug. 1.-The armored train
returned from Maihalia junction without
engaging the enemy, who also brought up
at the same time some troops by train from
Kafr Ell Dwar, who are duly entrenching
and b~urying the dead.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-08-08

TIL. late Bishop Scott of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, was a great lover of
tobacco. While presiding over the Phil
adelphia Conference a resolution against
the enormity of tobacco was introduced as
usual every year. Bishop Scott pulled
the spittoon toward him, and, having got
rid of d humping quid," said in his loud
piping tones: "BEethren, what action
will you take OF the resolution?'
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-10-18
STATE LEVY.
RATHER A SLOW TRAIN.

Conductor, said the gray-haired man,
who had been craning his neck out of the
window to learn the cause of the delay,
whats the matter2"
Were on the side track, waiting for
the freight" replied the conductor.
Are we tied to tree?" demanded the
gray-haired man.
Certainly not replied the conductor.
Not hitched to anything!" exclaimed the
passenger, rising in dismay and making
for the door.
What do you want to be hitched up
for?" inquired the conductor, somewhat
disturbed by the gray haired mans actions.
Nothing, nothing; only suppose that
freight train should strike US and drive US
back foot! Oh you may play it on the
rest, but you can't catch me for sleeping
car berth while you make up the lost dis
taneel | went over this road when / was
boy, and now I'm on my way back home!
Give it to strangers, but don't try it on
lifelong travelersl"-IrG0e Magazine.