The Portland daily press., 1882-06-28

The rich phosphates, combined with the best
vegetable bitters, make in Wheat Bitters the
greatest blood, brain and nerve food in exist
ence.
In the steam car the other day was bright
little year old lady An elderly gentleman
few seats back every time the little one turned
around would shake his finger, or duck his
head or ''cluck," or do some one of the score
of things that are supposed TO be especially
pleasing to babies. The little girl answered
these kindly attentions with vacant stare,
until, apparently surfeited and grown tired of
them, she exclaimed in voice loud enough to
be heard half through the car, Mamma, L
really believe that old fool is trying to make
love to me- The old gentleman stopped at
once.-Boston Transcript.
Those who prepare Hops and Malt Bitters
make no secret of it's ingredients, but publish
them on every bottle. Medical authorities say
that these remedies are all that is claimed for
them for the cure of Dyspepsia, Debility, In
digestion, Constipation, etc.
Joe Emmett has just paid $500 for dog.
This looks as if Mr. Emmett were still drink
ng.-Courier-J ournal
"Why is Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE compound like the Mississippi river in
spring freshet? Because the immense volume
of this healing river moves with such momen-
tum that it sweeps away all obstacles and is
literally flooding the country.
A woman may be able to discount a man on
the number of smiles on her string, but he can
carry away the palm on the strength OF his
N. Y. Com. Adv.
Dyspepsia, heartburn, nausea, indigestion,
etc., are always relieved by Browns Iron Bit
ters.
The report of that first battle in Egypt turns
out to be mistake. The disturbance was
merely the fight of an English tourist against
about 1900 donkey boys who wanted back
sheesh.- Boston Post.
Write and find out why SO many cultivated
women use Healy's Vegetable Tonic Pills and
Cordial. See advt on this page.
CEPHALINE is a positive cure for Dyspepsia
and Chronic Indigestion.
A patent medicine advertisement begins by
asking: GLOW do you account for your having
an extremely tired feeling?" Well. sir, we've
laid it largely to reading joke in st. Louis
paper-Boston Post.
Horsfords Acid Phosphate
is useful in dyspepsia. 1t gives the stomach
tone, and imparts vigor to the whole system.
Thank gracious, Guiteau is not Georgian,
but he will soon be in the hemp higher state,
so to speak. We charge nothing extra for these
little suggestions, unless we are called upon for
Observation-Disclosures Constitution.
BRIGHT's DISEASE of the Kidneys, Diabetes
and other diseases of the Kidneys and Liver,
which you are being SO frightened about,
Hop Bitters is the only thing that will surely
and permanently prevent and cure. All other
pretended cures only relieve for a time and
then make you many times worse.
Justin D. Fulton has made up his mind to
annihilate tobacco, and to begin with advises
voung ladies to have nothing to do with young
men who use it. "But, JUSTIN" reply the
girls, "the young men are SO nice, ana then we
don't mind little tobacco smoke" and that
settles Mr.. Fulton.-Oil City Derrick.
Charming features may be rendered actually
repulsive by blotches or pimples. Glenn's Sui
phur soap remedies all complexional blemishes.
If few more women will just invent few
more medicines and have their portraits pub
lished with the advertisements thereof, the
daily paper will soon look like photograph