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Smyrna times., 1882-04-12
CINCINNATI, OHIO, April 4, 1882.

The mission of the noble St. Bernard
monks, as the rescurers of the mountain
travellers in the snowy regions of the Alps,
seems abont ended. The railway under
St. Gethard will put stop to travel over
the mountain road, and, as an exchange
says, the monks "will close their doors
amid the grateful thanks of all civilized
people," but neither the monks, nor their
dogs, nor their brave deeds will soon be
forgotten.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

As soon as proper pressure were brought
to bear upon the British Government the
American citizens who were confined in
Jail on account of their to active sympathy
with Irish maloontents were set free-all
but three. The case against these three
does not apparently admit of immediate
lenity.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12
All Sorts From All Sources,
rusillsts strip to fight, and then present
each other with heavy wraps

Fuglllsts strip to fight, and then presen,
each other with heavy wraps.
The phrenoiogist is governed more b,.
his feelings than any man in anv other
business.
Damala, the Greek gentleman VIII, mar.
ried Bernhardt, is off On Il wedding tour
with his honey, honey bride.
recent legislation has so badly scared
the Mormons that a bishop has got di.
Vorced from five of his wives. They ,vnro
the hVe oldest and he has seventeen left
Deaf and dumb women will have no
END OF offers of marriage hereafter ia Wis.
consin. y Judge in that State has decid-
E" that man is liable for what hi. wife
says.
Mr. Longtellow always bore the intIic.
ton Of countless visitors with GENIAL
patience. Il consider" he used to so,
that | have entertained great many
angels unaWares'
MS Is the season when the Delaware
shad graccs the family breakfast table and
tour-year old Youngsters raise the roof off
Ii they don't get some and choke to death
if they do. Life is full Of trouble.
y Wisconsin, farmer hid $500 in currcn.
cy i'll his cellar and the mice got ~ it and
destroyed it, using it to make their nests.
Nice and men, it secms, like to feather
their nests with the same material.
One q. the hesl fuA hunters IN Ke,turE :.
Is halt-Witted man. bat that is nothipr
very strange The hounds follow the fox
the horses follow the hounds. and any
fool who can hang on 10 4 morse can bn a
good fox hunter
What Is junction, nurse" asked a
seYcn-y, ar-old, fairy the other day at 4
railway platform. :" \ junction. my dear.
answered thc nurse. with the air of a very
superior person iEdced: "why, it, a
place where two roads separate
\ drunken white man who h;, been in
TINS country about three months was YES
terday heard Threatening TO demoliSh twc
Chinese laundrymen, who have been in
Philadelphia seven years and in Americ;
seventeen years. His complaint was thai
they were taking the bread out Of hi,
mouth which was, however, founded on
fact. His wife supports him by taking il
washing.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

The young Republicans of Philadelphia
have determined upon securing many re-
forms, and propose to do it within the
party lines, if possible They urge that
candidates for office be selected who will
be acceptable to all republican voters, but
declare that if this is not done, they will
have reform anyhow
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

The Newark NJ. Z. Conference, previ-
GUS to adjournment, passed a resolution
approving the sterling veto of the Chi
nese immigration bill,' on the ground
that the prohibition Of such immigration
would be inimical to Missionary efforts,
and would destroy the influence of the
nation and the Church in foreign lands
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12
At the Great Battlefield.

After looking over the battlefield of
Charlottesville went back to the brick
house for dinner. During my abscemse a
little red-headed man had arrived, and he
was introduced by the woman as her
brother-in-law. As soon as / came in he
began ON me:
"Vhas you under Sheneral Shackson in
dis fght?"
No"
Il tell you dot Yhas an awful fight, my
friendt. Blood poured out shust like it
vhas raining. Maybe you vhas under
Sheneral Lee, up der plank road?''
No, wasn't"
g. Not under Lee? But dot Sheneral Lee
vhas an awful fighter. Maybe you vhas
NIT Early, up at Fredericksburg?
"No."
$50? Vhell, dot Early he vhas a
sphlendid Sheneral, Und he like to fight
all der time. I feel sure you vhas nit
Hooker, eh?'
"No."
"Not NIT Hooker down here! Den you
vhas NIT Sedswick up der road?''
"No."
"Vhell, by golly! Net nit Shackson nor
Lee-not NIT Hooker nor Sedgewick
Vhell Vhell! Dot beats me all Oafer
Both of us fell to and began eating, and
nothing further was said until the meal
was finished and we had gone out to look
at some old cannon wheels in the yard.
Then my friend put his hand on my
shoulder, lowered his voice, and said;
my friendt, if you vhas not NIT Lee,
nor Shackson, nor Hooker in dis fight,
maybe you and nae vhas in der same
placs?"
Maybe so. Where were you?,
SIN Canada !" he whispered.
He called "good-by" after me as rode
away, but wouldent have answered him
for hundred dollars Detroit Free Press
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

If people who are troubled with cold
would make use OF Ayers Cherry PectOrs
before attending church Or puOlc lecture
they would avoid coughing, and the con
fort OF hearers and speaker would
greatly promoted. The Pectorals enable
public speakers to speak clearly and with
cut fatigue, having an immediate an
wonderful effect III Increasing the pow {
and tiexibility Of the voice.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

A statiscian tells us that the English
language is composed of "about $4,000
distinct werds.n There are few more
words in use by railroad brakemen,
mostly names of places, but the Lowell
Citizen notes that they are not distinct
words-generally they are very indistinct.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Freight engagements for grain to Live
pool have been made within the week
low as one tarthing per bushel from Be
ton and three farthings from New Yor
These rates do not pay the expense
handling, but the passenger steamers mu
have ballast.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

"When / publicly testified that l had
been cured of terrible skin humor by the
Cuticura Remedies, did so that others
might be cured, and do not regret the
tinae given to answering inquiries. p Hon.
Vim. Taylor, Boston.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Part of bottle of Parker's Ginger Tonic
cured nae Of rheumatism. My dispeptiC
wife got so much relief from the balance
that she tried another bottle, and now we
can truly say We have never had better
health.-A Boston Mechanic.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Speaking financially Mme. Patti receiv-
ed solid cash amounting to $4,000, in
exchange for the notes she put in circula-
ton in this country. She sang thirty
eight times. y
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Mr.. Tlden increases in vigOr apparently
as the year 1884 approaches. As letter
writer he lis yet without superior, and he
profits by all occasions to figure in that
capacity. Waterbury AnsericaR.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12
WHOLE NO. 1897
Current Comment.
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS


happy, but the man who cant 500 = Il
is always miserable.
Inc patrons Of a Western railroad .
demanding lower fares and fewer 90
dents. Was there ever such assuranc. ]
\ Georgia man broke his leg receut
While rolling tenpins. In this part Of :
country ii is generally the man that .,
broke.
nc ear is 10 be pitied He does J,
llFe happily with his wife. If he lea
'he palace the Nihilist will blow him II
II ne stays at home she will.
A good many silly exclusives "
1'Ways try to avoid Tom Dick and II;
rF' are nevertheless, on very famili|
terms with Tom and Jerry"
\ village without fire departmer
IKE man hKentucky without a pist
hFre may be no use for it for wears n
"heh the time does come it will be watI
ed powerful bad. "
Natered silk parasols will be tasbi,
Die this season at the summer resorts II
umbrellas big enough for two. and so Till
'ii"t no one can see through them. 4
continue to he popular on the beach
inc Western Union Telegraph CompaI
mas Just swallowed the Mutual IND
company, which started in opposition
II some months ago. The nav Of Il
Western Union Company is in,atiate
\ New dance. which promises 10 |
lon%-telt want al summer resorts. duri|
warm evenings, has Just been inyentl
The couples have nothing to do bur sta
up and hug while the band playsa funaI
dirge
/ Inc feminine rage just now is for su.d
shoulders. but as yet very few Of the I'd
girls have learned how to pad correct
\ good many of their seemingly hercule
masculine admirers could give them i
liable points on that business.
AZ an auction sale in Reading the o
day piano, brought to this country
years ago, was sold for - cents. II y
In good condition but 50 weak in 10
that it could not make noise enough,
disturb the neighbors, and ef course ]
body wanted it.
If the Chinese would dress in the Am,
lean custom no one would object to thei
but they have a prejudice against pam
looms which bag at the knees and Ii
out around the bottoms; they can't $
the use OF vest, and they peffer tli,
OWE shoes to corns.
\ Georgia dog had the toothache rect
~ and dentist kindly extracted ii. 7
dog instead Of asking how much the
was flew at the dentist and would ha
made mincemeat of him had not
ewner interfered. Dogs unlike men b.,
not yet learned self-repressioR.
This is supposed to be the season VIII
life AMID green fields, budding trees a
purl;ng streams is peculiarly delight
but a lady who lives in the country s.
that between spring house-cleaning q
answering the flood of atfsctionate lett,
which have begun to come in from e
cousins she is almost dead.
The real good, rich-toned pianos :
scarcely ever heard hut the moment
family becomes possessed of slam -whal
er that sounds like combination of q D
of cymbals and a crow-bar falling OF
brick pavement every member of ii
family wastes its superfuous music on /
keyboard.-Ne,C Haren Register
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

The Presidents veto, as was to have
been expected, creates considerable ex-
citement on the pacific coast; but there
are signs that he sober second thought
will succeed and that it will be under
stood that the President simply desires to
to make the law conform to the treaty
A bill suspending Chinese labor immigra-
ton for ten years will probably be passed
and will promptly be signed.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Ny husband had Drunken Habits he
could not overcome until Parker,s Ginger
Tonic took away his thirst for stimulants,
gestored his old energy of mind and
nerves, and gave him strength to attend
to business. Cincinnati Lady.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Don't be alarmed ut Brights Disease
Diabetes, or any disease of the kidneys
liver or urinary organs, as Hop Bitter.
will certainly and lastingly cure you, and
it is the only thing that will
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

AN ASTONISHING FAcT.-A large pro-
portion of the American people are to-day
dying from the effects of Dyspepsia or
disored liver. The result of these diseases
upon the masses of intelligent and valua-
BILE people is most alarming, making life
actually burden instead of pleasant
existence of enjoyment and usefulness as
it ought to be. There is no good reason
for this, if you will only throw aside pre-
i1dice and sksptlcism&, take take the 5 advice ti. o.
bottle of Green's August Flower. Your
speedy reliefis certain. Millions ofhpttlss
of this medicine have heen given away to
to try its virtues, with satisfactory results
in every case. You can buy a sample
bottle for 10 cents to try. Three doses
will relieve the worst case. Positively
sold by all Druggists on the Western Con
tinent.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

Insanity comes from two canses-inheE
ent mental weakness aud pure cussedness
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

A floating artiele-PauI Ioynton.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

A twO-fsOt rule--keep your feet dry.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

A sage hen-One who avoids the hawk.
Smyrna times., 1882-04-12

The real good, rich-toned pianos u
scarcely ever heard; hut the moment
family becomes possessed of a slam-whan
er that sounds like combination of D:
of cymbals and a crow-bar falling on
brick pavement every member of til
family wastes its superfuous music on t
keyboard.-Ne,V Haren Register.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-02-08

ROAST TURKEY.

After cleaning the turkey, wash out with
several waters, and in the next to the last use
little Soda Have ready dressing of bread
crumbs, mixed with butter, pepper, salt,
thyme, or sweet mauoram, wet with milk.
If you like oysters add two dozen, chopped,
to the dressing, and use the liquor with milk
for mixing. Stuff the craw, aud fill the body
of the fowl with the dressing and sew up with
a strong thread. Dredge with -four, and lay
the turkey in the roasting pan, with a teacup-
full of water to keep it from burning. Basic
often, at first with butter aud water, after
wards with the gravy in the dripping pan.
Roast to fine brown, and if it threatens to
darken too rapidly lay sheet Of white paper
over it until the under part is quite done
Stew the chopped giblets in just water enough
to cover them, ami when you take the turkey
up add these, with the water in which they
were stewed, to the gravy in the pan. Thick
en- with corn starch. boil mp, and pour into
the gravy boat. S3tste
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-02-08
TIE FEET.

The majority Of people are apt to neglect
the feet. Frequent bathing of the feet in
water in which small quantity of borax has
been placed is conducive to health and COM
fort. Ammonia and bay rum, though cleans
ing, have a tendency to dry the skin and close
the pores. Hosiery should be frequently
changed, and the feet, ankles and calves of
the legs anonted with healing oil or salve.
Never use cheap or highly perfumed soap, as
it has tendency to dry aud paych the skin,
and SO close the pores as to prove very injuri-
Gus to health. CASTLE, olive-oil and other
vegetable oil soaps are the best for the flesh.
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SWEET APPLE PUDDING.

chopped apples, three cups lemon, one nut.
meg and cinnamon soda, one-quarter tea
spoonful vinegar; flour. Use all the juice
and half the rind of the lemon. Beat the
yolks of the eggs very lght add the milk,
seasoning and flour. Stir hard five minutes
and beat in the apples then the whites, aud,
lastly, the soda dissolved in a little vinegar.
Mix all we'll. Bake in two square shallow
pans one hour, and eat hot with sweetened
cream When half done this pudding should
be covered with paper, to prevent hardening
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MACAR0NI.

The american Agricultural recommends
the more general use of macaroni in this
country. 1t is made OF sttpngly glutenous
wheat flour, and hence is tlesh-ferning, while
its starch supplies heat. It may be cooked
tender in boiling water, seasoned in salt, and
eaten with or without cream-sauce milk or
butter The quality of macaroni is much i'm
proved to the most tastes If, after boiling, it
is placed in tue pudding dish and sprinklod
with quantity Of grated cheese, and lightly
baked.
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TOMATO eATsUP WITH CANNED TOMATOES.
One large can Of tomatoes half ounce Of
salt, half ounce of mace one teaspoonful OF
black ground pepper, half teaspoonful of
cayenne, one teaspoonful of ground cloves,
three tablespoonfuls of ground mustard, one
teaspoonful of celery seed, tied in bag boil
all together with half pint of vinegar, and
continue boiling until of the desired consist
ence; strain through a sieve; keep in a
corked bottle.
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When the joints are stiffened with rheunia-
tism or settled cold, the following applica-
tions are said to be capital, and will enable
the sufferer to move with ease Cut into
small bits, or CRATE, one ounce of CASTLE soap.
Add heaping tablespoonful of cayenne pep
per. Have these in a small pitcher, and then
pour on to them half pint of boiling hot
water. Stir until all is dissolved and add a
little cider, brandy or alcohol when bottling.
An application of the above brings the blood
in glow to the JOINTS and on rubbing little
sweet oil to relax the muscles the patient will
be enabled to walk with perfect ease. $50
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MOLEs AND WARTS.

Acids and caustics should never be used to
destroy moles. They always leave scars
which are often greater deformities. than the
moles themselves. Besides the operation is
tedious and painful. Warts can generally be
driven away in few days, by wetting piece
of salammoniac and rubbing the warts with
it two or three times day.
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GINGER CAKES WITHOUT BETTER.

Take one pound of sugar, one-fourth of a
pound of ginger, one pint of water, two pounds
of flour, eight cups of orange peel Pound
and sift the ginger, and add one pint Of water ;
boil it five minutes, then let it stand till cold.
Pound the preserved orange peel and ginger
with the boiled water, mix this up to paste,
and roll it out prick the cakes before baking
them.
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DUTCH PUDDING.

Cut round piece out of the bottom of a
Dutch loaf and put that and the piece that
was cut into quart of cold, new milk, in the
evening, and let it stand all night If the
milk is all soaked up by the morning, add
more. Put the piece in the bottom again,
tie the loaf up in cloth, and boil it an hour
Eat it with sugar, or with melted butter, or
sugar sauce.
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the lung
FRIED OYSTERS.

Have ready skillet and boiling lard dip
your oysters, one at time, in beaten yolk of
egg, then in grated bread -orumbs, lastly in
sifted meal, ana then drop into the lard turn,
and allow them to become only slightly brown
ed drain upon sieve and send to table hot.
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CURE FOR HoARsENEss

Bake lemon or sour orange for twenty
minutes in moderate oven; then open it at
one end and dig out the inside, which sweeten
with sugar or molasses, and eat. This will
cure hoarseness and remove pressure from
the lungs.
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DR.. ]. WILDWOOD cARRELL,
VETERINARY SURGEON.

Mon Gil ,,at chance to make money Those
ME III who always take advantage of tho
NTEEH ,uE good chances for making money
NUuiEv athat are offered, generally became
" wealthy, while those who do not
nlproyo such chances remain in poverty We
want many men, women, boys and girls to work for
us right in their own localities. Any one can do
the work properly from the first start. The bus-
ness will pay more than ten times ordinary wages
Expensive outfit furnished free. No one who en-
cages ia lis to make money rapidly. You can de-
vote your whole time to the work or only your
: spare moments. Full information all and all that
is needed sent free Address STINsoS 4 Co., Port
land, Maine. Jan, Ally
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SUNLIGHT.

Sunlight has an important bearing upon
health. Introduce it freely into the house,
and particularly into your sleeping-rooms.
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10 USEH0LD HINTS.
PARASITIC DISEASES.

Parasitic diseases are communicated by i'm.
perfectly cooked meat, and especially the
flesh of the pig, either fresh or cured.
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$780,; ! 4. e; a; a: !;
than the amount stated
above. No one can fail to make money fast. Any
can do he work You make from Scots to 81 an
hour by devoting evenings and spare time TO the
business 1t costs nothing to try the business Nothing
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pleasant and strictly honorable. Reader il you want to
know all about the best paying business be fore the pub
lie send your address and will send you full par
ticulars and private terms free samples worth S. also
free You can then make up your mind for yourself
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Statement Made
UNDER OATH.

To WHOM IT MAY CoseERN.-In the year 1875 treat
ed with Kendalps SPAWN Cure, bone spawn of seve-
raj months growth nearly half large hens egg,
and completely stopped the lameness and removed the
enlargement. have worked the horse since very
hard, and he has been lame could see
any difference in the size of the hook joints since
treated him with Kendals Spawn cure.
r. A. GAINES.
Enosburgh Falls, Vt, Feb %, 1879.
Sworn and subscribed before this 25th day of Feb.
A. D.. 1879. rtfF575zEr5=
I0IIN q IENNI Insiice of lie peace
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KendaII's SPAWN Cure on
Human Flesh.

Is sure in its effects mild in its action IL does not
blister and yet Is penetrating and powerful to reach
any deep seated pain or 70 remove any bony growth or
spavns, splints curbs caiious, sprans swelags. or
any ameness and all engagements Of the joints and
or limbs or rheumatism In man and for any purpose
for which liniment is used for and beast. 1t is
now known 20 BIO the best liniment for used,
acting mild and yet certain in its effects IL Is used full
strength with perfect safety all seasons of the year
Send address for Illustrated Circular which think
gives positive proof of It's virtues. No remedy has
met with such unqualified success to our knowledge,
for beast as well as man.
Price 81 per BOTTLE bottles for S. All druggists
have II get for you IL will be sent to any
address receipht of price by the propretors
DIR, r. J. KENDALL 4 CO.,
Enosburgh Falls, Vermont
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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&HO A WEEK. si2 a. day at home easily made. Costly
81 - outfit free address TRuE Co., Augusta,
Maine. .Tad1a ss n 5 E2air@l
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From
Col. II. T.. Foster

YOUNGSTOWN, ONO May 10th, 1880
DR. b. J. KENDALL 4 Co., GENTs:-f had very
valuable Hambetonian colt which priced very highly
he had large bone SPAWN joint and smaller
one on the other which made him very lame had him
under the charge of two Veterinary Surgeons who fail
ed to cure him. was day reading the advertise
ment of X ENDALL,s SPAWN CURE in the Chicago Ex-
press determined al to try 1t and got our Drug
giss here to send for It, they ordered three bottles
took them all and thought would give il thorough
trial. used 1t according directions and by the fourth
day the colt ceased to be lame, and the Jumps have
rey disappeared. used but one bottle and the colts
limbs are as free from Jumps and as smooth any
horse in the state He is entirely cured. The
so remarkable that let two of my neghbors have the
remaining two bottles, who now using 1t.
Very respectfully,
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OUR BELOVED
G A IL r i e Il ID

0pIIH Morphine Habit Cured in 10 to 20 days No pay
WIN til cured DIR. j. Stephens. Lebanon. o.
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EXCELSIOR!

The only clothing house in the State con-
Quoted on principles that protect the buy
er, and insure fair transaction.
The only clothing house In the State thst
il strictly and unalterably