The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-19
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viz DoyS 10 nave cncSS cluD.
Another extensive blast furnace will
be put in operation the coming summer
al Birmingham, Ala.
Wheat-iieldS in the entire belt Of coun-
Ties OF northern Pennsylvania are re-
ported to be promising.
A Fall River turkey In being prepared
FOR the spit was found to have hand
some gold thimble in its gizzard
Mr. Cobbrccently married Miss Webb;
he knew they were intended for each
other as soon rs he spider.
The girl that has the most freedom
and runs at large most persistently at
this age is the one that's maid fast.
The young man who boasted that no
could marry any girl he pleased, found
that he couldn't please any.
my daughter" exclaimed fashion,
able mother, sis innocence itself. You
can't say anything in her presence that
will make her blush"
Sham: AT curiosity shop-"Oh, the
charming little box! Antique, isn't it"'
mo, madam, it is modern" What .
PiIy--t was so pretty!
Miss Alice Longfellow. the daughter
ofthe poet, has strong and cleverfacc,
with charming brown eyes. and deli
cate, soft color in her cheeks.
The Zurich doctors took advantage Of
Lavater's remains having lately to be
moved to examine his skull, which they
found small but well-proportioned.
A COW at Vicksburg ran her tongue
through lattice-work, when an I'M
neighborly mule made snap and bit of
four inches Of ii.
Meetings Of miners in the bituminous
coalfelds Of Pennsylvania are now of
constant occurrence, but for what pur-
pose does not appear, they being con-
Quoted with the utmost secrecy.
A party Of lumbermcn, while cutting
large ash tree in Parton swamp. YER
mont, discovered that the inside was
alive with coons, and after an exciting
chase captured six nearly full grown.
The state reform school at Meriden.
Conn, received 1876 boys last year, dis
charged LAG. and now contains 357. The
expenditures for the year were $84, 1863,
Of which l2,469 were for salaries.
boy, I'll teach you to tear your
pants" said an rate parent, swinginga
strap; "rll teach YOU" Don't hit me,
pa; ] know how already. Just look at
EN-"
Two considerations: whats change"
exclaims the novelist Roe, lone little
woman can make in mans lifem Ex-
actly; and what sheapof charge" she
requires while doing it
Her loving salutation: IL thought.
Miss s., that you hsted that fiirty mink.
Yet you went up and kissed her." Miss
ST. do hate her, and that is why l
did it. Look at the big freckles on her
cheek where kissed the powder of"
~ don't mind the pi-anner much"
said a fond but perpIexed mother, re-
Gently, but when Maricr gets TO sally
in around in front Of the lookin' lass
and disputin' in French with her own
shadder, it makes me right nervous"
Miss Henrietta Dewcome answer
to your question about 'unkissed kiss
es," we may say we are prepared TO un-
kiss any kisses we may have kissed out
side the family for the last five years. -
Harvard Ldnipoon.
A celebrated lawyer said that the three
most troublesome clients he ever had
were young lady who wanted TO BIO
married, amarried woman who wanted
a divorce, and an old maid who didn't
know what she wanted
A Boston artist discovered an ancient,
moss-grown, vine-clad stone mill in
Maine, and sat down to sketch 1t, much
TO his own delight as well as that of the
owner. When night fell he had his
sketch half done. and the next morning
he returned to finish it. Meanwhile the
owner had "tidied up" the place by
grubbng up the vines, scraping OFT the
moss, and giving the stones tine coat
OF whitewash.
Sophia (sentimcntally)-w dearly
love to listen IL tho ticking of clock.
1t seems to me that clock has Ian.
guage of its own" Mr.. Smart-"Yes,
Sophia, the clock has language-you
might say dialect"
Some Princeton College boys offered
to saw wood for poor widow, but she
replied that II they would relay the four
rods of sidewalk torn up by their crowd
sho would ask Heaven to see to the wood
pile.
There is giant measuring ak feet
eight inches in height and weighing 234
pounds among tho working population
Of Crisfeld, Md. He is colored youth.
only 10 years old, and has grown up
under diet consisting principally Of
sweet potatoes. His shoes are sixteen
inches long.
Forest and Stream charges the resi-
dents around Lookout Mountain with
making bogus war relics. Don't pay
ten cents apiece for bullets from any
battlefield. You ban buy 'em at the
junk shops in Richmond for five cents q
pound, warranted pure.
A party of New York capitalists have
purchased $50 acres Of land near Rock.
away at $500 per acre, and will COM
mencc the work at once OF laying the
property out into villa sites and erecting
dwellings for sale or rent.
A spcculator in the neighborhood Of
London, Ont, is buying up all the cats