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How Hull Split His Tights.

New York World.
The late Ogden Hoffman, who was a
midshipman with him, used to tell an
odd story Of the engagement between
"Old Ironsides" and the Guerrero. He
said that as the ships drew near to
each other an officer came in haste TO
Hull 10 ask for orders to Gre. Not
yet" was the quiet response. As thew
came still nearer, and the British vessel
poured in her Gre, the first lieutenant
OF the Constitution came on the poop
and begged permission to return the
oroadside, saying that the men could
not be restrained much longer. "Not
yet, was the reply. Still nearer the
British ship came. and the American
prisoners who were in the cockpit of
the Guerriere afterward said that they
began to believe that their own country.
men were afraid to measure their
strength with the enemy. and This
thought gave them more pain than the
wounds which some OF them were suf-
Lerlhg from. In n moment the Guer-
mere calamity came forward. showing
her FURNISHED sides. and as the swell
carried her close to the very muzzles ~
Old Ironsides," Capt. Hull, who was
snen quite fat and dressed in full tights.
oent himself twice TO the deck. and
Win every muscle and vein throbbing
Win excitement, shouted out: aNow
boys pour It into them" That broad'
side settled their opponents, and when
the smoke cleared away their com
manders tights were 10 be seen spIIt
from Waistband 10 heel Hull. nothing
olconcorted. gave orders with perfect
ana only changed his tights
49, ne British commanders sword
Ins.rtxen up.
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UuIS It UIy,
JAMES G. LEWIS. NJ. ID.

The DIR. HARTER MEDICINE COMPANY.
of st. Louis, Mo-, is one of the most honor,
able and substantial establishments in the
country. DIR. HARTER's IRON Tonic is
one of the standard and most highly
esteemed preparations of the day, and just
ly enjoys wide and increasing sale. This
is brought abOnt by the merit of the goods
and the judicious and extensive manner
in which they are advertised throughout
the country. Laudatory columns might
be easily written in their praise, but with
goods so able to speak for themselves,
simple facts serve a better purpose-Des
Motnes IOtCd), Western Farm Journal.
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No Boon that Science has Conferred


Has been fraught with greater blessings
than that which has accrued to the inkab-
ltants of malaria ridden portions of the
United States and the Tropics from the use
OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The ex-
parlence OF many years has but too clear
ly demonstrated the inc ficisrcy of ouinina
and other drugs to effectually combat the
progress of intermittent, congo tive and
bilious remittent fevers, while on the other
hand, it has been no less clearly shown.
that the use of the Bitters, a medicine con-
genial to the frailest constitution, and de-
rived from purely botanic sources, affords
reliable safeguard against malarial dis
eases. and arrests it when developed. For
disorders OF the stomach. liver and bowels,
for general debility and renal inactivity,
1t is also most efficient remedy. Appetite
and sleep are improved by il, it expels
rheumatic humors from the blood and en-
riches circulation impoverished by mall
assimilation.
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Tler ana the WaItzeQ over the fence and the
thought: The tarrier proved too much for Tod
dies, and afore they could haul him of the bat
tie ground he had made good square meal of
gentleman in broad brim hat told him to get a
bottle Of ST. JACOBS OIL and rub him with it. and
It would cure him in no time What does Tom
do but steal into the chapel at Vesper time and
slide into Father Jacobs confessional box and
beg Of him bottle of his oil with which TO rub
his dorg. The Father felt of Toms head; 1t was
hot an afore Tom could utter q prayer, two men
were luggin' him home followed BY great crowd
who kept at a safe distance, thinking he had
been bit by mad dorg. The more he kicked
and screamed to be let free, the tighter they held
on 70 him" In reference to another torment, the
chicago Weae7I Outtotic recently wrote: Mr..
Joel D, Harvey, Q; s. Collector Of Internal Reve-
nue., OF this city, has spent over two thousand
dollars on medicine for his wife, who was suffer
ing dreadfully from rheumatism, and without
deriving any benefit whatever; yet two bottles
OF 81. JACOBS OIL accomplished what the most
skiliful medical men failed in doing. We could
give the names of hundreds who have been cured
BY this wonderful remedy did space permit Us.
The latest man who has been made happy
through the use Of this valuable linimenf Is Mr..
Library of this city. The following Is Mr.. Con-
lan's Endorsement:
UNION CATHOLIC LIBRARY AssocIATIoS,l
2Q Dearborn Sfrod
CHICAGO, Sept. Is, 1880.
wish 20 aoo my testimony to the merits Of ST.
JACOBS OIL as cure for rheumatism One bot
lie has cured me Of this troublesome disease,
which gave me great deal of bother for a long
time; but thanks 20 the remedy, am cured. This
statement Is unsolicited By any one IN fits inter
5An<s a co5fAx, 1ibnrien,
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Profitable Patients

The most wonderful and marvellous suc.
cess In cases where persons are sick az
wasting away from condition of misera.
oleness, that no one knows what ails them
lprodtable patients for doctors, ) is obtained
by the use of Hop Btters. They becin r.
Gu cure rom the frst dose and keep it up un.
III perfect health and strength is restored
Whoever is afflicted in this way need moi
suffer, when they can get Hop Bitters.W
Cincinnati Star.
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Another Victory For Kansas.


TOPEKA, December 29.-The land de-
partment of the Atchison, Topeka and
Santa Fe railroad is in an unusually
good humor over the award of the first
preium at the Atlantic exposition to
the a. t. & S. F. for the best general
collection of agricultural products.
There was a, sharp contest for the
prize, the whole South and West being
in competition, but visitors to the ex-
position have said from the first that
the award could not in justice be given
to any other display. There were
originally only two premiums-one of
$500 and one of 5000, but to avoid
trouble and to let the distanced COM
petitors down easy, the managers de-
cided to divide the premiums. The
first premium was divided between the
Missouri Pacific and the Atchison.
Topeka and Santa Fe, the larger part,
however,-&200-and in fact the first
premium going to the Santa Fe. the
Santa Fe made collections from Kansas
alone. while the Missouri Pacific drew
from both Arkansas and Texas. Be
sides taking the highest premium for
the best general collection, the Santa
Fe also took a number of smaller
premiums for special entries.
This victory for Kansas-for the
road made the display in the name of
the whole state, though without a dol
lar of state aids grand thing for
the state, which will bear fruit in the
coming year in increased immigration
to a state which can carry of the palm
over all competitors at an international
fair where agricultural products are
made specially. 1t is the best adver-
tisement the state has ever had.
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DIR. Pierce's Pellets" or sugar-coat-
ed granules-the original Little Liver
Fills" (beware of imitations) cure sick
and bilious headache, cleanse the stom-
ach and bowels, and purify the blood.
To get genuine, see DR.. Pierce's sigma
ture and portrait on Governm emit
stamp. Is cents per vial, per drug
gists.
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CHICAGO. Nav 20 1881

CHICAGO, May 80, 1881.
MeSsrs II. Fl. Warner &c Co.:
MY DEAR SIRs: For several years
have been sufferer, and until your Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure was suggested
have not known what 1t is to be free from
pain. My family physician attributed all
my suffering to diseased condition of my
kidneys, and after he had failed to give
me relief, tried your remedy and am
well man to day.
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Hundreds of people suffer great incon-
venience, and often danger to life from
tect rupture. All reducible ruptures are
durable, and when cured rupture cannot
again occur at the same place. DR.. K. B.
Holmes, No. IL, west 9th ST., Kansas City
Mo-, guarantees to radically cure every
case of reducible hernia. Motto: No
cure no paw.
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At a fair in a Methodist church in Brook.
Ign, recently, man who was disappoint.
ed In voting before the polls were closed
took up the object to be voted for, gold.
headed cane, and broke it over his knee
Gin Christian spirit"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

THE USUAL WINTER CHORUS has COM
menced. Cough, cough, cough, is the order
of the day. Can't this thing be stopped ?
1t can. All that is needed to cure the husky
Threats, and restore the sore lungs to health
and sOundness is HGle'S Honey of Hore-
hound and Tar, procurable of ali Drug
gists.. Pixies ToOthache Drops cure in /
minute
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Miss Parnell, sister of the agitator, has
received letters from more than 100 women
n this country who volunteer to 90 to Ire
and to address public meetings and assist
in the agitation, the majority refusing any
salary.
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"Beauty Unadorned. with PimpIes.
is Adorned the Most
If you desile fair complexion free
from pimples, blotches and eruptions.
take Golden Medical Discovery" By
druggists.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

DR.. Winchell's Teething Syrup has never failed
to give immediate relief when used in case> OF
Summer Complaint Cholerainfantum or pains IL
the stomach. Mothers when your little darling,
are suffering from these onszindred causes Go no.
hesitate to give ii trial, you will surely be pleas
ed with the charming effect Be cure to buv d.
Wincheil's Teethiug Syrup. Sold by all dru sists
only . cents per bottle
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

CONSUMPTION is a disease we all dread.
1t often carries its victim to an untimely
who cherish life and health, to prevent
that disease in its early stages. Every
Cold or Cough should be treated with
ALIENS LUNG BALsAM. There is no bet
ter remedy
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GZNM
0a~c@5e'

Testimony of such high order and out
spoken in its nature cannot be questioned,
and places the remedy to which it refers
on the highest plane of value. Fer all dis
eases of the kidneys, liver or urinary organs
nothing ever known in the history If the
world can for a moment compare with it.
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Shan'tItake a Blue PiIl2

No, don't take it and run the risk of mer.
curial poisons, but when bilious and con.
stipated get a box of the celebrated Kidney.
Wort and it will speedily cure you. 1t is
natures great remedy for constipation
adv Nv
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&w a&ea)
MOLINE, ILL.,, July IA. 1881

MOLINE, ILL.,, July IA, 1881
MCsSrs III II. Warner & Co.:
GENTLEMEN: Your remedy. the Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure, has been used by
both my wife and myself. She used it son
general principles" as a system and liver
regulator; L took the medicine for a long
standing kidney trouble, which has been
the source of much inconvenience, and
which failed 10 yield to the doctors reme-
dies or any others, until 1 used your Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure. We both unite
in prOnouncing it to be the best medicine
we ever used, and in recommending it to
others as q Safe remedy
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

The remarkable experience of leading
physician:
FULTON, Arkansas, June 3, 1877.
After carefully watching, for a period
of four months the effect of "Hofman's
Ague and Liver Pad" in at least ONE HUN
DRIED CASES under my immediate obser-
vatlon, L have no hesitancy in recommend
ing it as a sure and speedy cure i'm all
cases of ague, biliousnesS and indigestion.
In all cases of enlarged and infiamed
spleen, it is par excellence. For all dis.
eases arising from disordered condition
of the Liver, cheerfully recommend its
use. Yours truly,
JAMES G.. LEWIS, NJ, ID.
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Henrv,s C.rho,;. c.I,,.

The BEST sALvE In the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all kinds of Skin
Eruptions, Freckles and Pimples Be sure you
get HENRY'S CARBOLIC SALVE, as all others
are limitations and counterfeits. Price Is cents
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Lydia Z. Pinkbam,s Vagatohla co,,-
pound Is a remarkable remedy for all those
painful complaints and Weaknesses so
common TO our best female popnlation.
Send to Mrs. Lydia e. Pinkham. 533 West.
ern Avenue, Lynn, Mass, for pamphlets,
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Is q Positive Cure


for all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
socommon to our beat female population.
1t Will cure entirely the worst form OF Female COM
plaints ell ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulcera
ton, Falling and Dspacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness and 10 particularly a6apted to the
Change Of life.
il viii dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus
IN early stage OF development. Tho tendency to
humors there checked very speedily by its
1t removes faintness atulency destroys all craving
for stmuants and relieves weakness OF the stomach
It cures Bloating, Headaches Nervous Prostitution,
General Debility. SleepessnesS Depression and Indi-
gestion.
That feeling OF bearing down, causing pain weight
and backache Is always permanently cured by its
It will at oil times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that the female system
For the euro OF Kidney Complaints Of either this
Compound f. unsurpassed.
LYDIA T. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue,
Lynn Mass Price 81 Six bottlesfor g. Sent by mail
IN the form OF pills, also In the form of lozenges
receipt of price, 81 per box for either Mrs. Pinkhnm
freely oil letters OF inquiry Send for psmph
let Address as above. Mention thfs Paper.
No family should DO without LYDIAE PINKHAM's
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousnsss
and torpddity Of the liver. Is cents per box.
~ Sold by all Druggists. ia
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Or. Jaque's German Worm Cakes are an efectu.
al and safe remedy for worms. They are nleassn,
To lake and not only destroy the worms but re
nov oil traces OF them from the system leaving
Ia give perfect satisfaction Sold BY ali DRUGGISTS
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PROMINENT AND TRuE.
The Outspoken Views of Well-Known
People on a Subject of Great
lmportarce.
Merit of the Highest Order Confirmed
Beyond Dispute.

1t Is no easy matter TO bring our minds
to believe that such men as Caesar, Cicero
and other ancient worthless ever lived, large
ly owing TO the fact that they are so far
removed by time and distance from our
own lives and surroundings. The same
principle Is true regarding statements and
endorsements. We look with more or less
suspicion upon statements coming from
unknown sources, but where these endorse
ments are made by persons whose existence
and veracity are thoroughly known and
attested by their own signatures, their
truth and value are beyond question. Such,
precisely, are the voluntarily testimonials
which follow, and which all who read can
not for a moment question.
FREMONT HOUSE,
CHICAGO, Ill, Oct. 2, 1881.
Messrs. III. II. Warner g. Co.:
DEAR SIRs: L have used your Safe Kid
ney and Liver Cure for kidney disease and
found it very beneficial. can recommend
it to any one who has kidney trouble, and
think it will cure the disease.
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cMc%@Aa... A,M4 :,
MICHIGAN CITY, Ind, April Il, 1881.

MICHIGAN CITY, Ind, April II, 1881.
Mr.. Warner:
DEAR SIR: Having been troubled with
the liver and kidneys for four or five years
and tried great many remedies without
relief, at last tri, d your Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure and feel like new man. |
am travelling with Arlington's Ministries.
There are twenty-four in number who are
using your remedy. 1 also recommended
it to my sisters family with the same sue
cess.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

THERE is but one way to cure baldness
and that is by using G ARBoLINF. deodor'
lied extract Of petroleum, the natural hair
grower. As recently improved, 1t is the
only dressing for the hair that cultured
people will use.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment is mos
efficient in rheumatism, Bruises, Burns
Ncrstches and many other ills incident to ms,
aud beast Sold bV all druggists
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tits said that many of the most infiuen.
tlal resident gentry in Ireland have de-
cided hereafter to reside in England.
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tsdlEcstion. DysEspsiA, nervoU lrcgtz.f!oA -
1sr'. P.n sns es1a.g 1870 = 49, -
!. 90 % o-eL eo..slnnf % s1..r ssr1.ces yep~re.
e.Ining p-cpcrte.; b InFaiuHhis n ~ czfsehc1 cDn
~ NJ whether u rEz1I q exEEuzLIor uUTuuR rFD1
CO es@ 2s'@'s ~ $500 . Co.. AAEA1.
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ID. b. BETANr's Chicago Business College 4.
always wei patronized, and ALWAYS has a 7srre
corps OF competent instructors. IT ia the Ieade,
In improvements, and never stands still.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Eor HeadacAe, Constipation, Liver Complaint
ana All bilious arrangements OF the blood there
no remedy as sure and safe as Eilert's Daylieht
t Liver f1iis. They stand unrivalled In removing
seti, uoni1g .ne stomach and in giving healthy
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

sam Harness Oil, which will keen II soft sne
PIlaole. This is the best OIL ever made 70,
ieatner. Sold by all harness makere
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ANY in need of honorable, profitable
ana healthful business, should read ON
advertisements for earnest agents, in an
other column - I'll
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Wells Health Observation-Disclosures care 70.
nervous debility and Weakness OF the gene alive
functions 81 ~ drugsts- Prepaid ny Krp.
t1-2ss Tor s. g. s. WELLS, Jersey Gig,
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DR.. Green's Oxyeenated Ritters

Is the Oldest and best remedy, for Dyspepsia, BIZ
iousness, Malaria Indigestion, all disorders CT the
stomach, and all diseases indicating an impure
condition of the Blood, Kidneys, Liver, Skin, etc.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
What is Said About the Poor Mothers
in-Law.

One Of the most curious patents ever
applied for Is one granted to a Chicago
man for obtaining divorces and ali
mony. curing diseases of the eye and
ear, eiecting bad tenants, and gagging
mothers-in-law. Anybody can do all
the above mentioned thines barring
choking on the old woman. but IL that
IL genuine. this particular section is
worth al the coin charged f0r the en-
fITp combination.
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Uncle Sans Condition Powue, n,.v.,,.
ease, purthes the blood, improves the ape.
glvee smooth glossy coat and keeps the a.,
Ii good condition AL druggists'seIl it.
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ID RNO'S CATARRH SNUFF cures all diseases
fthe mucous membrane Of the head and throat.
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CONSUME TION CAN BE CURED!
TAi. EnEr.yinE represents the Lung, In healthy lats

Engraving Represents the Lungs IN healthy
Read what Mr.. William C. Digges a merchant O,
Bowling Green, Va, writes under date of April 4th lsS
He says: II firmly believe that Aliens Lung Bdlsdyn
viii and has cured consumption II taken In time and
proper care be taken Of the Patient both In suitable food
and clothing Six years ago my mother was attacked
with pneumonia The attending Physician some time
alter told me that the disease had settled her Lungt
and that she had the consumption Not believing tina.
perfect cure could be affected, but thinking that
might be able to get expectoant containing opium
which would afford some relief enquired OF druggist
at Richmond, Va IL he had any medicine not contanra
epium that was good expectorant He then recon
mended Aliens Lung Balsam which purchased and
induced my mother to try. Before she had taken tho
first bottle, the Improvement in her condition was
marked that purchased three more bottles. The nj
tending physician seeing the beneficial effects recon
mended its continued use, and In about twelve MONTH
her lungs were pronounced cured. Upon my recon
mendation many others who had consumption have
been cured. think you can claim for your medicine
the following: Expectation without irritation and he
ing OF the lungs by keeping them free from foreign
stances thus arresing and curing this dread disease
Mr. gges says he writes because he wants to kreN
that Aliens Lung Balsam Is doing good.
SOLD nv All. nRIICGVSTS
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Do not neglect Cough or Cold. Efler4.r NJ
tract Q, Tar and Wild Cherry is a standard remedy
~ All .nroas asthmatic and bronchial affections.
10 give sstisfacdon. Sold Ly all druggists.
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Malarial Shield.

Why let children run their shoe heels
over? Prevent it by using Lyons Heel
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-, LIES vexations do notgenerally come on one
IKE storm descending the mountain or like q
sections OF the world-gently, but every day.
One Of LIES discomforts is presented herewith !:
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2kinnv Men

Trough on Rats
The thing desired found ct last. Ask DFugcsts
for Rough on Rata IL clears out rate, mica.
reaches, nies, bed-bugs, f5c boxes.
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Or. Lewis and his Hundred Witnesses

DR. MOTIFS LIVER PILLS are the bes,
Caths rte Regulators.
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All respectable dealers sell Frazer axle
grease because it Is the genuine and gives
perfect satisfaction
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There are s,sso.sas eolored people IN ths
United States.
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&NluMAM
Mayor of Moline
OMAHA. New. MAY a, 1881.

OMAHA, New, May "a, 1881.
MeSSrS. III. III. Warner &c Co.:
GENTLEMEN: / have frequently used
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure for
local affections attendant upon severe
rheumatic attacks, and have always de-
rived benefit therefrom; have also used
the Safe Nerviue with satisfactory results.
1 consider these medicines worthy of con-
fdence.