The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-03-09
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haia.i besa married two years. either
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sescu siasts sea the face Of tho sun They
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smallpox before long. il they don't lool
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New York tourist who alto ali allipa
Tor beeisieak 10 Florida, didn't get the
taste out ~ his mouth until be had eater
bali peck u onions aud four dozen her.
ri8gs
The newest idea is 10 send artificial
hoSefs With The iayorite perfume OF the
seafcf just think Of rose in q ST.
Louis mans buttonhole. perfumed with
old rye.
VIII you tell me. asked an old gent.
leman Of lady. what Mrs. IS maid.
ca name was'" "Why. her maiden aim
was 10 get married, OF course. exclaimed
tbr lady
A dArkey philosoper says; II has
noticed dat all great men retains in arter
life de early impressions Of childhood.
Dis scar heah is whar my fodder bit me
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A big yankee, from Maine, on paying
his bill ia a London restaurant was told
that the sum put down didn't include the
waiter oval, be roarcd, II didn't ga,
any waiter, did r.
General. said an American major,
II always observe that those persons
who have a great deal to say about being
ready 20 shed their last drop OF blood are
amazin' partie lar about the first drop"
The Little Rock papers mitigate the
crime Of man who committed suicide
tnere last week. by saying it was his first
otiense. Very likely he had not been long
IN the state, or be would have made the
attempt sooner.
Chicago editor remarks: Oscar
Wilde gets $500 night for being an ass,
while We remain poorl And st Lonis
editor, wishing to be very severe, retorts
limitations, brother are OTTER more taking
than the real thing.
When man turns up his eyes pic US.
" toward the skies. and declares that he is
ready TO die at any time, you may conclude
With tolerable accuracy, that he owes
Tor several weeks board, aud that his
credit is bad at his washer. woman's.
"a calculating exchange says, ut takes
q woman ten times as long to dress as q
man. Perhaps because her dress COST
when she is dressed, the chances are that
she looks ten times more paralyzing than
man.
He blew out his brains after bidding
his wife good.by with gun. Erected
to the memory OF John Phillips, accident
ally shot as a mark OF affection by hi |
brother "A piano for sale by n lad,
about 10 cross the Channel in an oak cas,
with carved legs"
A farmer, on being asked to write b
testimonial for patent clothes vringer
produced the following ;-"I bought YOU
clothes. wringer, and am highly pleased
with i. ] bought = jag OF wood which
proved too green and unfit to burn; ] raj
the whole load through your wnnger aus
have used the wood for kindling eve
since
A boy was observed the other day nd
ing weary looking bay nag aud shiverinp
like unto QUE who had been stricken w,ili
the ague. A man happeaed 10 notice hi,
ngid appearance asked him why he didu'
~, "a aud walk TO warm him up 81
would, replied the youthful diplomaiis,
"but II "a borrowed horse" II took thr
pedestrian seven minutes, by the nearest
Thermometer, TO comprehend the boy
answer. but he finally decided tina, it wa,
pure Gaze Of human nature.
One afternoon stranger observing b
stream Of people entering church, Al
preached a man Of gloomy aspect, VIII
was standing near the entrance. and asked
'ls this fincralfr "Funeral Nor wss
the spnlchral answer lisa wedding
Excuse me, added the stranger. "but J
thought, from your serious locks, thai
you nigh lie hirei mournci mo,
returned the man, With a weary, far.oi'