Daily Republican., 1882-09-01
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Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stswed crabs at Fullmer's.
lce cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Mason lars, camp chairs, ice coolers, 99c.
Dr. Darmon's oflcs, 1924 Oamac st. Phila.
Get your con"a roastod at 400 King street.
Parker, Oupplng ana loecning, No. lOS East
second street.
got this fine cigar at Mullins. West
Front street.
An extraordinary thing in ladies' bonnets
"a cheap one.
Isn't this country about ready to lynch the
manufacturers Of toy pistols?
Fine IS X. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. e
Hanf7s, I6 East Fourth street.
A South End man calls his wife Crystal
because she Is always on the watch.
Pear syrup only zoe per quart, lin MasOn's
jars at Deverell Bros, 10 T.. Attn ST.
Have your heaters put In order. Reliable
workmen, II. +. Pickels,7 & Z. 4th 81.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Time is q good deal like mule. 1t is bet
ter to be ahead Of time than behind time.
A miser is q man who lives and dies like
beggar In order that he may never be poor.
We all think good things, but to do them,
All that is very different and not so easy.
Tom Thumb is said to own q yacht. We
suppose she is sailed by the Thumbs crew.
A blacksmith Is the worst man In the COM
munity, because he is always on the strike.
The life Of q locomotive is only thirty years.
This Is another warning to 1nVeterate smok-
ers.
II you would live quietly in the world you
may both hear and see, but you must say
nothing.
slime retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KnUws that Hollan d:maKes the
| best tin.types Ia the city. No. East Third
street, between Market and KlAg.
Enquirer: The easiest bird to initiate is
the parrot. Let bee down your back and
you'll do 1t perfectly.
Venn0r said this would be cold, wet rum.
mer. The weather hos caused everything
but VennOr to dry up.
When an Arab enters house he removes
his shoes. Probably he thinks they would be
a good deal safer outside.
A fine white shirt for $l.OO and g. rs at g..
s. Humphrey & Bro, 302 Market Street,
| the one-price. hatters and turnishers.
What can't be cured must be indoored. as
| the physician remarked when he ordered his
patient into close confinement.
Chicago clamors for i've hundred liquor
license. one that will crush the corner gro
Gerry and built up the gilded palace,
Rolling stones instead of camphor are to
be employed by careful hOusekeepers here
after. "kolitng stones gather no moths"
A reader wishes to know the name Of the
smallest steam craft that has crossed the At
lantic ocean. 1t was probably Tug" Wilson,
cOrnergrocery man who "chalks' 1t
up for impecunious customers evidently be.
lleves in the old adage: It's better slate
/ than never"
The Englishman who addressed letter to
| The Picayune, Esq,, New Orleans" was
not so far out Of the way. there are In this
country good many picayune esquires.
An order to the Russian army forbids any
near sighted officer to wear eyeglasses while
In uniform. This is doubtless so that he may
not get out Of step while looking at the girls.
When Oscar Wide saw the people at the
sea.shOre in their ba'hing suits he was heard
to remark: We'll, they have adopted my
ideas in breeches here, anyhow, and should
be content
"Geograhpher" York, as you sus.
pect, is city in one corner Of State by the
same name. The principal occupation Of
one half It's population is selling beer to the
other half.
The finest assortment of latest styles Of
derby hats in the city for two dollars, can be
found at Ross 1l6 Market street, also q nice
assortment Of white shirts and suspenders
Gall and examine them.
If you have a fight with fellow about q
girl make 1t a point to get wallOped and
badly hurt. Girls are sympathetic creatures
and she's bound to pity you and think the
other fellow q hOrrid brute.
Now that six prisoners has escaped from
the Camden Jail the authorities contem
plate making things more secure. The cellt
will be newly whitewasbed, and strong
coat of paint will be placed upon the exterior
1t is enough to make a Gordon smile tc
hear the youth with nineteen hairs on hii
upper lip tell of the beneficial advantages Oi
wearing mOustache which strains the all
Of dust and impurities before it enters the
|, lungs.
A fresh article on "Card Etiquette" de-
scrbing new styles and 1orms, doesn't in
} Weigh against slipping both bowers and the
ace up the coat-sleeve, or discovering mis-
deal when your opponent has lone hand
: 1t must have been an oversight.