The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-12-16
Say, OLD suSf1owER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trytng to do with those Gatllng guns2

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trying to do with those Calling guns2
Why, OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with NU-H
and then discharging them.
But the charge comes out at the wRoNG ED.
Yes, OLD PICKL4ES, the OLD MAN IS so foolish he
Wny sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
sbop rus 6LD HOUSE. not the HOUSE THAT JACK
BUILT. but the house that the Duke OF Edinburg slept
that Queen Anne or Queen kalama rode in and also that
he had bought part of the OLD CHINESE THEATRE,
and had procured lots OF Cinnamon TAILS to nave on
wouldn't chu!n.' so he has got in a new role, after the
Ne has been 5eating round the BUSH, but got nothing.
Yes. OLD PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
put the GOOD SHEPHERD to look out for his hocks, and
he says the Government has been FLEEoED enough; it
has no moro heeees TO spare without equivalent given
for them: but. at the same time, ne don't wish to be sell
that n n e6m nst 20 i'm Hn 1 has cot q fine lot Of MioRESSO
RAMS nothing to do with those ram-rods that l spoke OF
in the - Last supper, ~ but the real article from Lanai
and any one wishing can buy one OF those Rams; and then
those Rams and pastures him down in the swamp, he will
be likely to get tina FOOT ROT and other diseases to
mend a preparation made OF one pound OF SOFT soar,
water; this will destroy verInin. itch, scurf and mango,
The preparation as given above Should be diluted with
will moi injure the hair. but these diseases seldom get
where they have to climb to get their Craze.
Say, OLD sUNFLOwER, l saw Mr.. Patty riding in a
beautiful Wagonnetto last Friday. Wen, sir, il Is one of
the most elegant carriages l ever saw Where did Mr.
Now. look here, H. PICKLES. You can't come any of
your smart tricks on me; yon know very well that an
on King street, that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
Say now. OLD sUNFLowEA, let's talk sense. Who
have you got for your WOOD 0ItKMt4N'
fellow from Louisville, Kentucky, who can discount any
thing that every came to these isianaa; 80, .tvi,o -,
What has become OF that young man that made bodies
for you before: That young man that uses Bears Oil
and Hartshorn!
street. '
a ff as Won OLD SUI 30 . Err.
No, [ think not he has got a tape-worm. never saw
u" ES. OLD sun. / think that DID Nan DOWN IN TIE
SWAMP can beat you on painting.
Yes What makes you think sst
OLD sun. he told l6e ne had TIE best painter in the
AipDisdd You believe hin.l
1 had no reason 10 disbclicve MIA.
He said he had II. Il. HARRISON.
Yes! Did he tell you he had Z, Al. ii.r.4aou ? We'll,
ny Now. OLD sGN, none Of your soft soap. Who is he
why. he is with me.
I do do, OLD ? Go West gave him sach a good
t Inafe he en ever epiF had Seen - that tt he had ia always done the
Kings work. and the King would have nobody but him
!" 80 goa Went for him and got him'
WcH,, OLD ~sUNFLOwER. what has become of thc
e Green Harp " painter you had some time ago?
o. he has gone over to Frisco; gone to look for Dennis
Wat Dennis?
What, the Irish Asitator
Yes, that is tie man.
Why. NuAi II tS NpiN ~ "N -'"NSF - -t
o , h 81d b sHI paI 1Ffni wa5 d5as f s5 l hor4 T bfl to to net hi r.
go. ~! us ~ .Ga5-Tt ~ - nttdt - ~ - ~,
best. Let him go West.
How is it about your Trimmer. OLD s~CNFLOwER2
who do you mean, STEIN?
That is the man thought 60 West got him
one Hund6ed Dollars bonus, but he did not get It. and
Then you have got all of those workmen?
YOU Bet This go West business I must explain Il
you, OLD PICKLES. Some years ago there was another
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
I To99 new men f3Ff to l = 20 West" We'll Wei. tbs s' GO at cst %as . l ~
ing down in Nova scotia, and it was with INN as with al
old man was well to do in this worlds goods. bat never
went t? church Whilst 'Ae Cd woman was S2nt2%hnt IN
ting up in their teens, and the old w1na, tlought they
msn to go to church and let the GALS get in society. thai
they we're spProachins ""hlanhood: aud II they did not
made an Impression On tEe old man, and hc consented to
go. TO CRAFTY mammals wishes; bUt stiIi, At the same
time, the old man was not very snzious about it. Finally
they got startea, but on the way the Old man says
married, so 1 think the old dominic VIII make some re
marks about 1T" Says the oh wumnn, " You talk like MI
church" Well no~, old woman, You have your way
ISne. tbst married item "I1r tv,eitv Ears befrrr
GnI9 t Iet % d h ala IN Si tEe OH u's 5rontn1 hi.
head, finally the old dominic in the puluHt rose mp, open
turn We Ransom, Sinner Home" The OLD lnan rose uu
and said " By Joye' mother. what dd l tel yog about
them" All" says the old man. I" there are no other
hoist that in" So home they went and haven't been to
church since. This is a parallel case with that Of On
he saw the :" go West " in it, 50 he got up and got, ana is
now III the Swamp.
about that Old Junk store
Well, OLD PICKLES, I am worried with you,
Have you any objections to being called sGSELoWEk
quite a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar poet and
apostle Of EstheticIsm, has given 10 the Sauhower aud
the Lily the most prominent places IN the Floral World;
the Lily for its purity and delicacy, and Sunfower from
its resembling to the Golden Orb of Day. tits inmate
rial to me whether am dalled a SEuuJwer or a hose
THE Rose by any other name VIII smell - sweet"
Well, just once more, OLD Sun. have you any
Not many. OLD PICKLES.
Give Us a few, OLD Sun.
We'll. l have a shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, a tooth
from the mouth Of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
Head, hat comprises M principal stock Of CURIOS.
How IL that. OLD PICKLESE
Quite sufficient. OLD sun.
Well, OLD IgKLE 1 heve lot more, but it is get
ting late, and time i money sun I ought to say some
thing more about that so West notice in tGc papers. and
would 60 so, if it were not 50 soft and silly. l thought
Now, just another question. OLD Sun. have you any
thing to say for yourself:
Yes, OLD PICLES. ! might say a great deal. but l
don't want TO hurt the feelings 90 the OLD NAN ~ II
sons who want carriages OF carts punt or repaired trim
med or painted, or who wants anything in the saddleTy
line, or who requires IRON |Drs or horse shJc4nB, send
them along to the
Pioneer Shops on King Street,
where all such work is done IN the best manner and on
the most liberal terms
All kinds of tools and machinery for wel-boring. and
other hand and steam tools made and repaired.
Carriages. Expresses, Lumber Wagons (pattern Of the
Putnam Cart or Horse Break MilkW English Dog
carts, etc, made to order.
All varieties of Harness on la ii or made to order
Splendid Saddles and Hrialcs, suitable for use on the
occasion of the Coronation.
Fancy Brides made and on hand.
Also, Material, Spokcs FCloes, Hubs, and aIl other ar
ticles usually found in frstelass establishments.
Call and see before going down the marsh or elsewhere
sep2otf 7. III. ROSE.