The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-02-22
and Pleasure.

snd enterprises Of every kind, which for their
rsses oslsas and Ds Sosiee. rGs
VIII BE- ss hepesS ahs s news matter
5sses Tor Ssa nosse. ares Ten cents line for the
seeIent insertion; Nini.sn type.. ieaded. II the
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aredactiOn win be zivsa rom tSsss rates 80 -
There are troops Al the poles: catching
fish.
"A very dne assortment of gold spectacles
Just received at Houghton's.
-Cleopaha's needle is the only needle that
people show q disposition to sit down on
"A full stock OF yioIins, strings and trim
mings, at Houghton's.
Scientific men tell rs that earth is but .
crust, and every live man wants TO belong to
the upper crust.
The best works of J. G. Holland for sale
at Houghtonss.
"A standing joke: inviting hundred peo-
pie to E party In house where there are
only fifty ehsirs.
PLAIN FIeuREs.-Prices have tumbled on
Clothing at Harvey's. ls
josh Billings has found one that money
cannot buy, and that IL the wsg of dogs
tail It is an honest opinion on the part Of
the dog.
-Lippincotts Biographical Dictionary, at
Houghion's.
"A tall man having rallied his friend on
the shOrtness Of his legs, the friend replied:
Ny legs reach the ground. What more can
yours dor
The highest price in cash paid for scrap
iron at Bennett Bros Foundry. so :
dollar or two for current demands, he smiles
sweetly As he says: True love seeks no
change.
"A comrlete history of the English Poets
by 7. H Ward, 81 Houghton's.
When man says, hear q noise, &c proba
bly, never occurs to him that there is nothing
In this wide world that anybody can hear but
noise.
u. W. Houghton has the choicest assort-
ment Of books ever brought to Wellington.
The biggest snake story of the season is
pronounced by the Wheeling Leader to be
l4ab OA = u1a4 VIII OlCC coW = oco7~S1oe-ASs
or swallow q New Jersey mosquito.
The American and English Poets in
cheap and durable binding, at Roughtonss.
The Arab horse is not broken till his
fourth year. That's where they differ from
tea cups. But then the Arab horse is not
washed by the ordinary kitchen mechanic.
That Merschanm Flour still holds out
and Is not surpassed, at aarves's. is
"A fugitive from justice got himself up
as q book-ageut, and easily worked his way
out Of the country without an, body's trying
to question him. or, In fact, go near him
The finest lot of Birthday Cards ever
ever opened IN Wellington is now on exhibi-
ton at Houghton's.
1t is now stated that fsh suffer no pain
in being hooked. and pretty soon you Win
find lot of fellows saying that the water
melon does not suffer BY being hooked.
wAxrxD-cross-cuf Saws We are paying
rs cents for old onos at our office.
1913 W. r sAzTLEr & Co.
-Americans are the most Inventive race
on the globe, and IL seems singular that no
plan for making dies stay in their bed until
the entire household is mp has yet been pat
en.ed.
we continue to keep the finest line OF
Groceries in the market.
Is WV. HARVEY.
Judge: See here. prisoner, II you do
any more lying you won't get OF with three
years Prisoner: But, Jedge, how many
years dye spose ye'd gimme told the
troothg
-Teiss opes, r aiding Glasses, Microscopes
ana al kinus Of Optical Goods, at Hcu4h-
toms
-nsnp: Whose ouse is this. sir' Garden
er. Squire Noakes- Tramp: Do YOU think
could get any thing theres Gardener: Well,
don't know. The last one Of your sort got
twenty days
-Allrge assortment Of scrap e.ures, in
new aud beautiful designs, i..st opcned at ..
w. Houghton's.
Life is Ike pack of cards. Childhood's
best cards are hearts; youth is captured BY
diamonds; middle age Is conquered W.T. .
club; while old age is rAked in oy tue msat-
liable spade.
Finely re-touched and nicely FURNISHED
Photographs for 81. 50 per dozen, Al haiHes'
Gallery, over Herrick's Grocery store l6
German soldiers are to be trained tc
shout .hi.e making q charge. We have
known men whoTere silva, wilhng 10 shout
provided they were allowed To = charge a
the same time.
s-oyxRcoATs.-Theym must 90 at the prices
-,.-lxa sc~n f.,r w,. have simplv nut down
the figures to close them out
Is WV. HARVEY
As 1t should be. Qoung persons ought
above all things, 10 be taught perfect eandol
Manual of Observation-Disclosures: ls Mis-
Perc.yaI at homeg Servant: No, Miss Die
YOU wish to see her? Visitor: Lor, NO
wanted her to see me-
-Reinhart's Pills, Roses Digestive Tonic
Warner Safe Liver aad Kidney Cure and 81
the standard Patent Medicines for sale
Houghton's-
A humorist leaps gayiy upon the step o.
an omnibus, and c,ies cheerful to the CON
a,.,or. La the ark fuiIf No, sir, replies TN
iovi.I eonductor :. We have kept seat fo
YOU. What hol within therei Room for th'
monkey
A WORLD or GooD.-Oue of 'h'
mosr popular medicines now before lh'
Americar, public, Il Hop Bitters. Iot
s.e it everywhere. People take IL VIII
sr,,,,r, effect. liz builds them p. lt i
s<,s "a nleasant 10 the taste as some otn
ee Rittsrs. as IL Is hot whiskey drink
n is more like the old fashioned bone
set tea, that has dome M9riu y, kG IL,