Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-10-06
OUR kALEIUOSCOPE

Auu sdtuer leaves from evry gaIe.
And exc the withered brake
Safe pressed between the paqesue
The painted leaves and lands
A bit Of Autumn memory
That no one understands
That was an unfeeling man who, on hear
| ing that there were not over 200, 900 dressed
hogs TO be found in Chicago. expressed Ina
aurprise, as he had been led to believe that
the population of the city was over half
million.
The millennium has begun in pennsylya.
MIA. AT least there are Indications of il in
the TACT that the postofiice Of Kerr, in tina,
state, has been discontinued because no one
'htrc VIII accept the office Of postmaster.
Bill Nyc says Of Whiteluw Reid "He is
a tall, rather iinc-looking man, with Greciap
nose and long dark hair, which he does IN in
tin-foil at night"
Inc only thing they can find to say against
Folger is that his name was originally snclI.
ed Pfoulger.
The cOlored Republicans of The Fomtb
Alabama Congressional District have re.
nominated President Arthur That settles
it,
Woman is coming to the front in every di.
recton Of late. The latest developmcnt of
female industry is reported in Tennessee
Nashville, in that State, has a female rpbbcr
VINO cntiCcs men to her den and forces them.
at the point OF razor TO surrender their
money and their jewelry And vet some
people talk of the interiolity Of the sex
t Young men are coming to the front vii
liam Young, aged ninety-three years, won II
! wrestling match, and ran a mile in five min.
ntts one day recently ut an Illinois fair and
lung All Qun, u Chinese merchant who
died in San Francisco, left three wives. three
children, and sl00.GO
n The prospect for the corn crop is splendid.
1 1t is estimated that the tooth pck.toed boots
4 have added at least 00O. 900 corns to the
: crop OF this country.
: A new color in ladies dress goods is called
l. 'woodhine.' The money goes where it
n twineth.
An English woman says: English wom-
l. en- can't hold candle to French women in
e the matter OF flirting But when it comes
If to big feet ah--!
4 A foShio,, i,o,, s,.,.. ill.,, ,;.,,,
=. o""' "'i"A Iea"'
:, WINGS tails ana breasts OF various sizes and
Il sorts will be seen this winter ON dresses as
n well as bonnets. Nothing is said about an
i other part Of the bird. e., the bill.
sc Philadelphia citizens are very well liked =,
home, Judging from the rewards offered for
lnp l.t,tt att
= Orl,ans Pjcayuae
~ Recently the citizens Of Fair PLAY Col
T. decided that they outht ia dn so,pnfhing to
observe the Sabbath So hrrcoftnr thev will
y not shoot on Sunday exccnt in self dcfoncn
IL or when a stranger impnlcn,ly refuses IN
drink Philad.,phja Vars.
r tf o,vh,,d, .,.ar ia ;u.-.,..
!, IL , my o,h e,Ii 'o"ss 10 ne ilil1halle'
/, ter. and then finds he has mistaken a button
in his pocket for dime. 7erlt, Oddjtjes
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cr ,;n nas w 'lat "ileh i,ien
e. @ "'i ine am as "hen
in y; ~, III, tIaMs' announcer
III Il, place. -Harttayd Times.
IL, trade iourna, oiv.s di,sciiors ,,r n,o
W .or,,;nr harnass p,osorr'e1 i, a,l Pr.
Gu a onns ;dn.od nor,, roIa,'tI "aiiiess may
10 H. tha, snrt of ,hin pI h", ~ oo ,nosu VIM
IN, in ",,r y,onth =" S,rr;s,'',o, W,'.,, %""' y
c"
Inc AN ArKaosa" poy' VINO hau been reading
" hn ,ras in pI ,bo tio,n ~ MS Inr'
,,Sav nan ,hv d,as VOW nrmIS w, n' a.
~, wilIn,Ifv.n ..Rnc.nso ~ d,Iuf ,'i., vs. :,
IN replied The old man. NO" said the b0y.
h. because it goes againsr the grain."-Aytan-
lis sac Traveller
n "Mary Jane" said Dckev oWhot - said
IL Mary Jane. MARY Jane" said Dickcv'
nd what is the difference between an afrccton.
ale ate wife and wife that isn't atiectionate :"
IN Why, said Mary Jane, zone loves him and
the other DOESN'T, you ninny." What a
ot fool - said Dlckey that isn't the answer.
49,, The difference is this One hugs her hus-
= panu ana Inc olher huspands her mugs;
he Don you WISH you had a husband DICK
ms cy salu mary '"ne' h"H'''"t oHF"F-
is JoW'na'
m DR.. Hall says that taking walk before
Ter breakfast has put more people into their cot.
10. ms man lhe nlilhehls lh'y Were seeking 10
t''l Sc' i'u oI' nc asleut"h VI ualups - phi
lhs uculaIy called |" tils statement bttF"t
lly .p,,.,,.,, no, .,l,,,.,., i, ,,, ,.. i, q,
ne said the conductor, Il have no baggage ID
H. the scat' salu tue IasscTser' Areh tnps'
a. two valises yours Two yalises why
n M, | haven't any, arising from his seat "oh,
81. excuse me, said the conductor, and he III
. u.s. out rematking The biggest feet | even
w saw. '-EI.
Fair weather makes corn; foul weather
'ss makes EN- ache.-B0,tJn Commercial Bu}le
~, tin
"a, as y,. cl,orco, f" saws ,..r o,,ros,.,,d
~ o,, .th, hn',,aS Nav = /, r','., baye h..,,,
IL trmm,eJ.nn charra " yb1 i",iSs
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