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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-10-27
FRIDAY. OCTOBER 20, 1882.


REPUBLICAN, TICKET.
For Member of Congress:
CHARLES G. WILLIAMS,
of GAINESVILLE.
For Member of Assembly:
w. S. MAXWELL.
For Sheriff:
GEO. HALE.
For County Clerk:
ID. B. BENEDICT.
For County Treasurer:
r.. E. SUTHERLAND.
For Register of Deeds:
d. A. SOVEREIGN.
For Clerk of the Circuit Court:
E. G. MCCLELLAN.
For District Attorney:
JAS. CAVANAGH.
For Coroner:
G. III. WARD, M. d.
For County Surveyor:
JOHN N. JONES.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-10-27
HE KENOSHA TELEGRAPH

NJ. FRANK, EDITOR.
Office in Masonic Block, room Of Judge Van
Wyck.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

cdr s. B. BRITAIN SAYS: "As a rule phy-
sicians do not, by their professional methods,
build up the female Constitution, while they
seldom cure the diseases t. which it is always
liable In our variable climate and under our
imperfect civil zation- Special remedies are
often required to restore organic harmony
AMI strengthen the enfeebed powers OF
womanhood: and for most Of these we are in
debted to persons outside Of the medical pro-
fessinn. Among the very best Of these RENE
dies assign prominent place to Mrs Lydia
+. Pinkhan's Vegetable COMPOUND"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

The African Society of Berlin has
received telegram from Zanzibar to
the effect that Lieut.. Wissman has just
arrived there all well, after crossing the
"Dark Continent" from Loanda. In
Aoril of last year this courageous Ger
man explorer left that place with DR..
Pogge, with the view of traversing the
Middle Congo territory, and last spring
reached the Lualaba. There DIR. Pogge
turned back to found station, Mukenge,
while Lieut.. Wissman pressed on to the
east, and has now at last arrived at
Zanzibar. The German press is natur-
ally proud of this achievement, which
places Lieut.. Wissman by the side of
MIR. Stanley.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

The car-lriver slowed up carefully as the
reporter stepped aboard. After gc:ny several
blocks in lence he turned around suddenly
and remarked, briskly: 20 have thin on.
rurr' You have, Ell. What are they !"
ME winturis socks I'm warrum as a
baby, an twoice as comfortable" Il s'puse
car-drivers suffer on cold days,' We'll,
there's SNOW in bed when Oi get let, zur. OF
ave struck the best thing that ver WIZ. !
put on a pair av cotton socks first. an then
draw the wooden ones over thin, an yez
could IVA k in the river til midnight, an it
STAINS to reason you'd niver git cowid."
"Wby not''' Fur the reason that YOU
couldn't The cow1. whin it comes in
through the WOODEN sock, stops at the outside
of the cotton sock, and the warrum goes
out from yer-el through the cotton sock.
Accordingly yer fate is ALWAYS warrum, and
the cowld gifts left, yer see" Having re-
lieved himself on this head, the driver turned
contentedly To his horses, and said nothing
pore.-E y. Sun
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

AsENsATIoS has often been made By the dis
ever stood the test like DIR. benson's Celery
and Chsmomle Pills.
They really do cure sick headache, nervous
headache, neuralgia, nervousness, sieepless-
ness, indigestion, paralysis and mel neholy.
Prize. 80 cents per box, two for 81. six FOR
$50 by mai. postage free DR. Z. ". Ben
SON Baltimore, Md Sold b. druggists
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

'.s"Better be wise BY the misfortunes OF
others than by your own" Take war ling in
time. Avoid gu ok nostrums by which thou
sands annually perish. Use only such rene
dies as are demonstrated above suspicion.
foremost amo z which is kiiney-Wort. For
torpid liver bowels or kidness, no other
remedy equals it. 1t is sold In both dry and
LIQUID form by all druggists.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21
Petroleum v. Nasty.

D. r Locke, Petroleum V. Nasty (Editor
"Toledo blade,"l writes:
had on forefnger of my right hand one
Of those Pleasant pets, "run-round-" The
finger became inflained to degree unbearable
and swollen to nearly twice its natural size.
friend gave me HgSRY's ARBoLIc SALyE. and
in twenty minutes the pain had SO much sub
sided as to give me fair nights rest, which
had not had before for week The inflain-
nation left the finger in a day. | consider IL
a most valuable article for the household
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21
Sadly Afflicted.

"Mv boy was badly afflicted with rheums
tism," said Mr. Barton, OF the great stove
f..a of fsedway Il Barton, of this city, to one
OF our reporters I've doctored him great
deal, but could find no cure; | had heard so
much Of the efficacy of St. Jacobs Oil that l
finally determined to try it Two bottles of
the Oil fully cured him. "-Ciaeinnati Enquirer.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

II is no vile dragged stuff, pretending to DO
ma lie of wonderful foreign roots, b rks, &c,
aud pulled up by lons bogus certificates OF
pretended miraculous cures, but simple.
pure. effective medicine, male OF well known
valu b e RENE lies, that furnishes its own GER
tiiicates its cures We refer to Hop Bit
tiers. the p1rest and best of melicines. See
another column. Republican.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

golden MEDICAL DISCOVERY" Grade
mark registeredl is not only sovereign rem
edy for consumption, 5ut also Tor consumptive
night-sweats. bronchitis. coughs, s)itting OF
blood, weak-lungs, shortness of breath, and
kindred affections Of the throat and chest.
By druggists
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

Mr.. q. B. YoUNa, OF Portsmouth, o., writes;
al suffered severely from piles and indiges-
ton. Wy urine wss cloudy, full OF sediment
and voided with pain. Nv general health was
very poor, the least e1ertion gave me great
fatigue, for I was very weak. l was recon-
me ded to try DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla by a Cincinnati friend who had
been cured by it OF liver complaint and weak
kidueys. Three bottles made veil man of me. T"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

suffering from functional arrangements or
any OF the painful disorders CT Weaknesses
incident to their sex, Dr. Pie ce's treatise.
illustrated with wood-cuts and colored plates,
suggests sure means Of complete self-cure.
Sent for three letter rostsge stamps Adj
dress WoKLD's DisPESsARY MEDICAL Assoc
CATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

A CHAP rom the country sc. ted himself in
one of our fashionable restaurants the other
day and beg n on the bill Of fare. After EN-
ploying tn ee wsiters for an hour he heaved .
dee sigh and whispered as he pat his fingers
on the / eau: Mister, I've ct thar" and
moving his finger to the bottom OF the bill,
"ef it amt agin the rule I'd like to skip from
thar to thar "-Detrof Post.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

A HOTEL boaster, who was Wanting his
knowledge of the world before crowd Of
new corners, was asked BY 4 wag at his elbow
if had ever been In Algebra. 'Oh. yes. GER
tainly." said he. Il passed through there on
to, Of a stage about a year ago.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

THE local editor of the Springfield (Mass.)
Republicans Mr.. J. II. Mabbitt, says: I'VE
have Used 81. Jacobs Oil in our family for
rheumatism, and found it to be iirst-class
thing."-Bost0n Herald.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

UNLIKE other cathartics, DIR. Pierce's ''Pel
lets" do not render the bowels eostive after
operation. but, on the contrary. establish a
permanently healthy action. Beng entirely
sege,dbe no particu, ar care is required while
using them BY druggists.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

'sDocTOR," said Mrs. Pepper to her pastor,
do YOU think little tent er is wrons in
woman.'' Certainly not, replied the gallant
clergyman. s.On the contrary, it is good
thing: and you should be careful 70 never
lose ~
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

PATRONS looking for Holiday Cool Is viii do
well 70 send for Ovid C. Cooks Catalogue
of Gods. he is ia the field this year With a
larger stock than ever, and from his prices We
should Judge the bottom hal fallen clear out
before be purchased. See adv. other column
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

SILVER dollars. with holes in them are pain
fully numerous, but they're not half SO pain
iully numerous as holes without any silver
dollars around them.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

vESxoR predicts that during the next three
months the Atlantic Ocean will be full OF cold
Waves Rochester Post Express
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

We sueer at the Siamesc for worshipinz the
eleJ liant; but think Of the money that is paid
here annually just to see itl-Chiedgo Iimss.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21
Pers0nAll

TIE voLrAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich. win
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaae
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty DAYS to men young o. old who are al
Aicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
eomplete restoration Of health and manly vigoe.
Address As above N. B.-No risk 10 incurred.
= thirty days trial Is allowed
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

The Cincinnati Ga=ette has q department
headed whit il Going On In Society" Per-
haps it is paint and powder.-Neic Or'erns
IicdIniHs
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

The Matchmaker can't afford to do cash
business, because he makes all his pronts on
time.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

ALL our lady friends will be glad TO hear that
Cragin d. Co. llS 5. 4,h 81, hila send first class
piano sheet music, vocal and instrumental, grz-
lis. no advertising on it. Write for catalogue
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

eEFor one dime get rackage Of Diamond
Dyes at the druggists. They color anything
the simplest and most desirable colors.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Remover
sestores health and vigor cures Dyspepsia. 81.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

"A SLIGHT Cold" COUGHS" Brosn's
Bronchial Troehss" give immediate relief.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

One gre sing with Frazer Axle Grease will
last two weeks, all others two or three DAYS
Try IT, 1t received frst premium at the Ten
,enpisl and Parls Exposition.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

The compositor who tortured "Old Bay
Line'' into aOli Baby Nine" has been given
A Hfty wears furlough. -Norrisfoci Herdld.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

A coLoREp waiter is a service sable person.
-Narothon Independent.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar
Fortifies feeble lungs against winter blssts.(
Pixies toothache drops cure in o e minute.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

THE proper way to warm the house is 10 keep
the collar coaled. philadelphia Chroniets- Her
cid
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

"A New York correspondent of the
Nashville American speaks of Oscar
Wilde as "that relic of a dead boom"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

For THICK HEADS, heavy stomachs, biliousness,
'Wells' May Apple Pills" cathartic. ~ and 25c-
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

GIRLS are raore courageous than men They
are will ng to make match with q fellow
twice their size.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

BISMARCK is growing because Berlin
butcher named a sausage after him. The
Count can't appreciate tnat kiyind OF COM
plimeut,-NoTrisfo1ra Herald.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

Ir one dog can be placed on a scent, how
many dogs can be placed on n trade dollarf
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

ACORN popeER-a man who avoids wearing
tight boots.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

LYoy's Heel Stiffeners keep new boots ana
shoes straight By shoe and hardware desiers'
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

IT is wise bank cashier who takes no vaca-
tion
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

Tn the new brand. "Spring Tobacco"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

Dn,.auular that
stamina Ni'h sTr
". me Ilfe-p-inciplr,
It..,.,.,x.,r.v
Ioi ''A''''
chcose 10 call me r.
sis,ant pover which
-, -, -.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

MUcH "adieu" about nothing: The part
ing Of young ladies at the corners
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

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Ia!I2s.lIISSlI
@!n1z1lz'
ecr : loot'"
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windgails. koup in Poultry,
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Ask your nearest Dealer or Druggist for
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SPECIAL NOTICE.
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Manufactured at Lnckport- N. y by Her-
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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-12-21

WHEN WRITING TO ADvERTlsERo
please say yeu sav the aAvertissaest ID
this paper. Advertisersli like - Know vhsa
and whore their sAvssssss.s.ss ere pey-
Ing besl 70
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pu' Lara was lily fitted to cheer her. for
she ieit that she had been sighted in not
DeiiS informed OF her friends uannveras
No' hho"lnS the inner history of the Clav.
ton family, she could not possibly nnday,
stand why Cecil should expose herself e.,
such dangers. Yet the explanation o;ve>,
.hs was tribe satisfactory, though terse-s.I
thOnSht l bad cluer
lhe sorrow-stricken girl came in for
so''hd beratlns, which her Inherited pride
m An ontburst of passion was the result
1heh Cara seeing that she herself was the
.''''se oi IT, attempted to soothe her. Thus
eh9rossed. they heard neither the ring at tn
door-bell, nor the grutf voice. few minutes
after, inquiring for Miss Cecil Clayton. 1.
''WEat is it, janet" said Clara, an
swsring the servants light rap at the door.
s'Mr. Black to see Miss clayton"
"Mr. Black" repeated Cecil; Il don's
know any such person.
Clara laughed merrily.
Relative OF Mr.. White Brown, OF Green.
likely dear"
what does he look like?" asked Cecil.
impatently.
Like coal-heaver, or q bricklayer,
ma'am," returned the servant.
Cecil descended to the paricr floor.
In the vestibule just outside the door.
which the servant had it ajar, stood Tom
Black. watched by one of the domestics.
''What is it you wish. sir?'
''To see your replied Tom, his eyes half
averted.
She did not recognize her preserver of the
previous night as he was dressed in an en-
,irely different manner, and wore his hat
low down on his forehead
And his voice was changed and gruffeP
than usual.
''What is your business here?"
''Let me ONE inside, and I'll tell you"
t'But sir, I"
I'm roughly dressed and tough lookin'-
that's what's the matter, s'pose!" Mr..
Black interrupted.
''But don't know your exclaimed Cecil
''Sure o that? Guess you're mistaken!"
He had almost succeeded in getting into
the hail.
Cecil placed herself in the vestibule, bar.
ring the ingress.
We'll, don't think you heard my name
last night" continued Tom; "but yer seed
me knock over the fellers what was goin' to
hurt yer"
Her countenance changed, o smile of re.
lief taking the place Of the puzzled, half.
angry look.
She ushered him into the drawing.room
at once. He closed the door behind him.
as he entered, remarking:
''Ill jest take that lretle precaution!"
In an instant Cecil had it open again.
"How dare you?" she demanded, haughti.
ly..
70 BE coNT1NuEn1
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MOthers! Mothers :!
Cro BE CONTINUITY
M others -!

Are you disturbed at night and
broken cf your rest by sick child
suffering and crying with the ex
cruclating pain of cutting teeth i?
If so, go at once and get bottle
of MRS. NINSLOW'S SOOTH
ING SYRUP. /: will relieve the
poor little sufferer immediately
depend upon it; there is no mis-
take about it. There is not a
mother on earth who has ever
used it, who will not tell you at
once that 1t will regulate the bow
els, and give rest to the mother,
and relief and health to the child.
operating like magic. 1t is perfect
y safe to use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and is tie
prescription Of one of the Oldest
and best female physicians and
nurses in the United States. Sold
everywhere. 25 cents a bottle.
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The blood almost froZe in the poor girls
veins. Her enemy had outwitted her.
With wild, agonized cry, she ran toward
tie door
Gipsy Jack seized her.
"Where are you soins?" he demanded.
Even in her extremity, she did not forge.
Eer assumed character.
Where am l goln', is it? Hope, to be
sure!'
'.Oh, no; We want you here!" said Jack,
holding her firmly.
''Yez can't have me" she cried, desperate,
and gave his hand a severe bite.
Jack roared with pain, AID loosed his
grasp.
Cecil gained the door.
rutiian blocked the way.
Self-control left her then, and she gave
one long, despairing cry:
Help! oh, help! Are there no men
among you? Is there no one will save me-"
That appeal seemed to start TonnBlack
into life. tor, bounding to his feet, e ran
toward her, knocking tables, botdes ud
glasses over into confused heap.
aside, yer whelp"
reeling against the bar.
JUN eesdSeu " Iepiace uAiu, anu "eut
Gown i'll the same manner.
Cecil escaped.
Quick as flash, Tom Black drew his re-
volver and planted himself in the doorway,
crying. good-humoredly:
"lt any man wants to know who l am, I'm
happy to inform him as my names Tom
Black, the jolly dog what sometimes bites!
Take Il drink, fellers at my expensev
There was IN instantaneous rush for the
bar.
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COOKING OIL.-In our family we
have been using refined cotton seed
cooking oil for about one month.
For most purposes it is much supe
riOr to lard. 1t will cost but about
90 or GO per cent OF the price paid
for lard.
We have no hesitation in recon
mcnqing it to families believing Is
to be purer. cleaner and more pala
table than the lard Eow found in
the market.
It can be had of S. T. Grisamoro
who will keep it constantly ON
hand for sale.
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PERSONAL. TO NEN ONLY.

THE VoATAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DIR. DYES CELEBRATED ELECTRO
VoLTAIC BELTS AND ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for thirty days to men [young OF
old who are afflicted with Nervous Debik
ty, Lost Vitality and Manhood, and kin
dred troubles. guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration of health and manly
visor Address as above N. B.-No risk
is incurred, as thirty days trial is allowed.
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CHAPTER XIV.

MR.. BLACK CALLS ON MISS CECIL CLAYTON
HE REFUTEs A ISLANDER AND ADVISES THE
YOUNG HEIREsS.
The morning following her adventure at
the Travellers Rest" Cecil, cast down by
her failure. took refuge in Claras boudoir.
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T H E
T H E
Clayton Secret;
CT,
4 REMARKABLE TRIAL!
4 srcHy FOUNDED ON ACTUAL OCCURRENCES
JULIAN C. NOE.

sr-uoa or "pEsTINY," "PRAIRIE TLow1,"
"ILACKMAIL," ETC.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-09-27

gazing at the object that had frightened
him. The occupants of the buggy saw
that there was something in the bushes
that had frightened their horse, and the
man, not being overstocked with cour-
age, made his wife get out to investigate
the cause of the trouble. The man In
the bushes seeing a woman approaching
his hiding-place, sprang to his feet
and ran for his house. Seeing this ap-
partition the woman uttered piercing
SHREK, the horse bolted and ran, and
the man made such an cutlery that the
whole neighborhood was aroused, and
everyone near came out to see what was
the trouble. Among those that came
finally to the scene of the trouble was
the innocent author of it all, who had
by this time gotten himself into his day
time habiliments. Explanations fol-
lowed, and hearty laugh ended the
fright