Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-03-13
BREv1TIES.
Dan nssa q Q 10. SCR sets s.e,

Dan fssss q 0 10. .........Scs se,s8N
For cut flowers, 20 70 4os King street.
Sea OF political trouble: Roscoe O.-See
All kinds Of tea.and coffee pots. Qsc. stor,
Selfdenial is the finest factor in education
Parker, cupping and leeching, los +. Sc,
ond street.
A writer Of wrongs The police court r,
porter.
The lame chimney swallow has defeetiv
few.
Where wooden legs stand the best U nde
u table.
Something that will beep, but not desir
able 10 have on banda wart.
The odern diogenes sans tub Georg
Francis Train.
A plague on all your horses: The cry o
city inspector.
A perfectly square man is round at tn
right time.
ALL STOVES SOLD BY II. F. PrCKgLs Anl
| WARRANTED.
Tho dancing master Is always taking step
to Improve his business.
A pen that is mightier thanany New .Ierse,
sword Penn. K: Il. &.
Chew S. Jones h Sons Cavendish, kept b,
h. M. Mullln, West Front street.
| Fine IL X. Pain Gold Rings, at Z. I
Hanf sis East Fourth street.
Getting man where the hair Is short
Getting him into the penitentiary.
Take your time as the jeweer said to s
customer who had fJrgotten his chronometer
| wise joser, truly, who knows his owr
Joke after 1t has gone the rounds of the press
Get your photographs at Hollands gallery
No. Third streat .wo doors East OF Market
| 8 fine card photographs for 81, stbolland'i Il
gallery, No. Third street, between Marke OIL
and King.
| lfyeu want first class parlor suit made
to order for a low price, 70 to W. W. Wood
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
"l'd Just like to see yOu," said Il blind man
to II policeman who told him no would lock
him up If he didn't move on.
| New LIGHT HOUSE Cook, FARMER GIRL
Harmony Stoves, with or without reservoir at
II. +. Pickles, and East Fourth st.eet.
For bargains In furniture aud bedding, 70
to L. +. Adalr's. 2O7 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
WILSON a. Alb Market street ls selling
beautiful plain and plaid dress goods at 10
| IN, Is and 20 cents.
OLD STOVES BOUGHT OR TAKEN IN Ex
| CHANGE AT II. /. P.ckels, and . h. Fourth
| street.
The good that men do may be Inferred with
their bones but the cotfins Of some men are
not crOwded.
| The b5st pictures. finest retouching, splen.
| Id all new backgrounds, excel all others,
at Beecher's gallery, 3l5 Market street.
| IAN that's the pillar of Hercules?" She
| said, adjusting her spectacles, "G.acious
| what : tina Of his had pl1tha
| "Bind up my wounds, bring me another
| piece OF $ ovepipe AMI let the battle proceed
| Charge, tinker, charge On, stoveplpe on?''
Would cut his own acquaintance. If a man
knew as much about himself as he does about
his neighbor, he would never speak t. him.
Self.
A devil.tsh with arm' thirty-two feet long
| has been csught Uh the banks of Newfoun :.
| land. What Il splendid field for yacuina-
ton.
Jay Gould can't find time to shave" IL
| should be said, out OF justice to Jay that this
paragraph refers solely to his face and not t.
speculators.
Since it has been announced that 1t was the
Chicago water that made Beecher sick, many
| have inferred tnat Beecher is not used to
water.
BEFORE BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK OF
Stoves Heaters and ranges of II. r. Pickels,
and East Fourth sIreet. Largest assort
| ment in the city.
The Alsatan gyr sizes bury their dead with
bean In the mouth. In the ext world they
pass for BO ton people, and are hustled right
| off to Satan.
'Tis said that the oyster frequently gets
into stew; but is has never been az yot re.
ported that he jumped out Of the frying pan
into the pan.
"dreat truths are often said In the fewest
words" Do you mean the remark Of the In
dian, who. sltti1E upon wasps nest, arose
and remarked "Heap bell !"
Whatever yOd do, do 1t we'll. A JOB sighted
because 1t is apparently unimEOrtant, leads
to habitual neglect, so that mea degenerate
lnsenslbly into poor workmen.
Wha: is the name Of your cat, sir ?" In.
quired visitor. "His name is William"
said the host" until he had its, and since
then We have cali him Fitz- William I"
We shall never learn our realcalllng, or se-
cure our destiny, till we hae taught our
selves to consider everything rs m00nshne
compared with the education q tho heart.
Whoever looks for friend without impsr.
fections will never find what 10 seeks. We
love ourselves with all our fults, and we
| ght to love our friends in lib manner.
what is right in the concree may be left
! in the ABSTRACT remarked senior Hey as he
pulled his foot out of his shoe and left that
article sticking the new made pavement.
"You must make calls" sail an uncle to
his nephew, whether you Ike 1t or not. for
there's always pleasure t. be derived not
when you enter, at least when lou come out
Are these eggs poached ?" figured a Gus.
tumOr Of colored restaprantieeper, at an
Alabama station. "Yes, sah," spiied Sam
TO- "Dey is-dat is, dc chickenwat laid 'em
war"
A New York thief had to run twelve block
before he could run into the arm OF police.
man. This is expecting too mph from the
criminal classes, and we look fora rebellion.
HARVEST hoNs, VIoroR COOK, AppoLLo,
Othello, New Mayhower, New record, New
Stuart, Ruby, Reliance and New Sunshine
hanges, at II. +. Pickles, 7 and 9East Fourth
street.
How are you and your wife 0mlng on ?"
a'ked Galveston man Of a col0led nelghbor
''She s run me [ fl, boss" Whats t mat.
ter?" is to blame. boss gave her q
splendid white silk dress and dn she got so
proud she had no use for me. She lowed l
was too dark to match the dress:'
GRANDPA's wHIsKRRl.
Grandpa likes to kiss wee Sallie
She says no
Says his whiskers, thick AM bushby,
Prick her 50. |
Grandpa's head is smooth ind shiny
On the top,
Where the hair began to tliu and
would not stop.
Grandpa kisses Sallie QUESTIONS,
So tits said.
"drandpa, why not put yol whiskers
On your head %
-A~----
New Enterpri Sc.
James and Charles S. Reese will
occupy tho store No. 6. East Fourth
Street, on or before March 25th with
an anti ra nau stork of Stovxu Han |