Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-10-30
ALL SORTS.
A mischievous boy of Fort Jackson
His grandfather's cushion put tacks {
Then feigned great surprise
At seeing him rise
And hearing his fierce Apglo-Saxon.

ana nearing MS nefce AnSo-SaXon
We have used Hatch's Febrfuge Mixture for coughs,
colds &C., and find 1t the best medicine have
used. A. P. Buxton. Bloomington, vt. 1 have been
troubled with asthma for years. Nothing have ever
tried compares with Hatch's Mixture. 1t gives relief
Immediately. Roxana Utley, Walden, Vt.
1t takes three people to keep secret properly but
two of the three must be dead.
Young, old, and middle-aged men and women get
health and strength by using Browns Iron Btters.
The boy who was kept after school for bad orthog-
RAJ by said he spell-bound.
Ayers Sarsaparilla acts directly and promptly, to
purify and enrich the blood, improve the appetite
strengthen the nerves. and brace up the system. 1t
is therefore the ruest Alternative medicine
Every invalid should give it trial.
Why are some people like eggs? Because they are
too full of themselves to hold anything else.
Fast brilliant and fashionable are the Diamond Dye
colors. One package colors 1 TO lbs Of goods. 10
cents for any color
Congress has appropriated money for an asylum for
idiots. These congressman always look out for them
selves.
As a tonic and nervine for debilitated woman moth
ing surpasses DR.. Pierces "Favore Prescription" By
druggists.
1t may be more blessed to give than to receive, but
the grand old majority of human sinners will continue
to struggle on without the blessing.
"By asking too much we may lose the little that we
had before" Kidney-Wort asks nothing but fair
trial. This given fears loss of faith in its virtues
lady writes from Oregon: For thirty years I have
been afflicted with kidney complaints. Two packages
medicine and doctors have had before I believe it
| is sure cure
The when oysters are not fit to eat does not
injure the canning industry. Baltimore oysters can
be put in cans and kept until they fit to eat.
See Bird adv't get Holden's Bird Book food,
care. diseases breeding He has extra singers.
A San Francisco wag says he thinks the Chinese
will yet win universal respect in Chrstendom on ac-
of their heathenish habit of mnding their own
business.
ENTIRELY transformations wishing a per-
fume that camhines novelty. delicacy and richness
find Floreston Cologne entirely satisfactory.
Congress has bill to punish persons who use pro-
fame language in any postoce If the postmaster is
any sort of he will step out the street to be
talked to.
DIFFICULT PROBLEM SoLvED.-The desire fol
stimulants Is becoming monstrous evil and how tC
overcome it is serious question with reformers
Parker's Ginger Tonic fairly solves the difficult prob
lem. 1t invgorates body and mind without ntoxicat
ing, and has brought health and happiness to man,
desolate homes.-Enqairer. See other column.
The baseball season is nearly over, and when
closes, the United States will be at peace with tn
, whole world.
Wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con
SUMPTION and all diseases of the throat. lungs an
4 chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
= Lowell man makes the sententious remark tina
eff every man voted as he drinks there would be n
prohibition"
2 "When publicly testified that had been cured
a terrible skin humor by the Cuticura Remedies di
so that others might be cured and do not regret tn
T time given to answering lnquiries"-Hon Willlal
o Taylor. Boston.
CATARRH.-Relief in five minutes in every case
gratifying, wholesome relief beyond money valu
Cure begins from first application and is rapid radios
and permanent. Ask for sanford's Radical Cur
Complete for 81.
The coat-tal filtration is the latest. A wrinkle
a coattail bearing dusty toe-marks means. 81 ha,
spoken to her father"
@ Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debil
= liver complaint, bos. numors. chronic darrhe
nervous affections female complaints and all disease
f originating in bad state of the blood.
The only crop that grows by gas-light-Wild oats.
Il The country falr-A bevy of buxom bellies.
: ''RouGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
e last Ask druggists for Trough on Rats" 1t clea
out rats, MICE reaches. fies bed-bugs. 15c boxes
Il SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Absolu
II for debility and weakness of the genel
tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expires
$l.25, for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City. N. J.
II Observation-Disclosures. quick, complete cure day
urinary affections, smarting. frequent difficult
nation, kidney diseases. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
Is express $l25 for S. E. S. Wells. Jersey City, N
sc federal soldier has applied for pension at Was
y ingon for broken leg got in jumping the bounty.
PERSONAL! To MEN ONLYI-The Votaic Belt c
l. Marshall, Mich, will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Eli
n tro-Voltac Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
III thirty days to men young or old) who affct
ri with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood a
~ kindred troubles guaranteeing speedy and compile
w restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above. N B-No risk is incurred. thirty days IL
+ ? is allowed.
, Say, for instance. dog loses his paw, and roos
j. his NAV, does it make orphans of them?
rs An old physician. retired from practice, having
placed in his hands by East India mission;
~ the formula of simple vegetable remedy for
tY speedy and permanent cure for consumption Br
no chitis, catarrh asthma and all throat and lung a
lions. also positive and radical cure for nervous
10 bity and all nervous complaints after having tt
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands
cases. has felt it his duty to make Unknown to
, suffering fellows. Accumulated by this motive an
desire to relieve human suffering, will send free
IT. CHARGE to all who desire it, this recipe Germ
80 French or English, with full directions for prepar
u and using. Sent by mail by addressing with stal
Is naming this paper W. A. Noyes l49 Powers Bic
an Rochester, N. Y.
- An oil producer was requested to give judgn
-. note for debt he owed, but firmly refused, say
;o 'No sir, will never sign judgment note; | dit
n once, and l came very near having to pay it,.
by From Maj Downs, Military Instructor: mt. Pl
nd ant Academy, Sing Sing N. Y. During the very
weather I suffering with eatarrh. My head
as throat aehed SO severely that obliged give
to everything and keep quiet Ely's Cream Balm
suggested. Within an hour from the first applica
1 felt relieved. the pain began to subside. In
per days was entirely cured W. A. Downs. Feb. 15 l
,,.lv gentleman from Orwell, Pa, called my atten
to Ely's Cream Balm a remedy for catarrh,
III fever etc. He earnest in asserting it to
S. positive cure thimself having been cured by III
rs. nn $3.50" - enras Heat ND Rordent,
DOL New Jersey
nm Virtue flies from the heart Of mercenary man
hot DR.. Pierces Pleasant Purgatve Pellets 81
coated and incosed in glass bottles, their virtues
VIII thereby preserved unimpaired for any length of
,;S in any climate that they always fresh and
:. able. No cheap wooden pasteboard boxes.
II. druggists.