The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-13

WHAT
The Paper Published for the Peo-
pie Now on Earth Would
Like to Know.

If the boys are not glad school is out
Where Tim Sullivan was going Sun
day night?
Where Washburn buys his seltzer
water and ginger?
When the insurance men will reduce
the rate of insurance
Why Freight Agent Edgar wishes for
cold weather 10 come?
ii DIR. Mcclure knows who is the best
poker player in Sedalia?
When J. H. Boutwell, and Charlie
Bullen are going TO marry?
What sort OF tricks does Hurlbut, of
Warsaw, play with his horse?
Why the young man apologized to the
young lady for speaking TO her?
If the bummers have commenced TO
squeeze" the candidates any get?
Who it was that "scooped" ON the
Brookfeld bank robbery last week?
Where better or more whole-souled
fellow than Bud Shanbscan be found?
If D. /. Holcomb learned who the lady
was who hallowed at him last Sifnday?
Who ever told John Crutchtield, of
Warrensburg, that he was handsome?
How many gentlemen Will come back
from the 81. Louis races with money ahead
What makes the young lady in the
postof.ce always bear fascinating smile
If the hammock on Third street will
be as well patronized this summer as it Was
last?
Why certain Kentucky colonel
wants 10 address the laborers al an early
date?
Why Messrs. Coope Il Gerick, OF East
Sedalia, walked home from their fishing
expedition?
If the Young man was not willing
when Marshal Rust, of Pilot Grove, Went
to Virginia?
How much over 1915 Howard Parke
gave John Skinner for the iieet animal
from Mexico?
The name of the two young ladies who
umbrellar Yesterday?
Who that young lady is that lives on
81. Louis street that hasn't as much sense
as a last years hens nest.
Where there is a more polite and
oblidging young man than Joe. Logan,
clerk al the Garrison house?
Who were the two young ladies who
SAID they didn't agree with Mr.. Van Wag-
ner by large majority?
If Joe Peltier moved into the first
ward so As 10 be ready to run for alderman
against Bill Riley next spring?
Why the Young man would not ac-
cept the money from the Young lady tor /
the beverage which he bought?
What the crowd, collected Oh Ohio |
street yesterday, were looking al in the /
second story window across the way?
The names OF the women, living on the !
north side OF the railroad, who stand at |
the gate and makes faces at passers-by?
If Pat Sullivan, Officer Pieifer, and /
the two aldermen residing in East Sedalia
have yet decided a. to the fire limits Of |
this city?
Who was the young lady who remark
ed, as she passed Sichers, yesterday after
noon, ''this awfully, beautifully, lovely |
weather just makes the commercial men
swarm"
Why the debris from the old sidewalk,
lately removed from the front OF the Con-
EDUCATIONAL church, is not cleared away
from Ohio street?
A boy that hasn't vowed a thousand
lines to whip his school teacher just a
'oon as age had given him muscle enough
o make it reasonably certain he could
perform the work?
A girl OF sixteen who doesn't think
hat her mother is fogy and behind the
tyles, and ma. IDLY respectable enough when
lrrayed in her best Sunday suit for her to 60
hurch with or promenade the streets?
"A woman who can go TO church and not
eel a bit envious of the other woman who
wears the first spring hat of the season, or
70 home and refrain from making dispar-
ging remarks about the object OF her hatred?