The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-09-04
Wit and Wisdom.

Wit and Wisdom.
A fresh article on "Card Etiquette" describ-
ing new styles and forms, doesn't inveigh
against slipping both bowers and the ace up the
coat sleeve, or discovering misdeal when
| vour onponent has lone hand. 1t must have
been an oversight Herald.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate for over
worked Professional Men.
DR.. CHAS. 7. MITCHELL, Canandaigua,
N. Y, says: 81 think it a grand restorer of
brain force or nervous energy"
Dancing may improve your carriage some
what, but it's no valuable accomplishment for
the horse. Burlington Hawkeye.
Hops and Malt Bitters is the best tonic for
the restoration to health and strength OF those
weakened and enervated by over-work, sick
ness, general debility or other cause. 1t con-
tains no mineral substance to remain in the
system and do permanent harm.
A Wisconsin man writes to the New York
Sun that Christianity will be dead in this couil-
try in the year 1900. He has heard of the whis-
key-no-Sunday-Dem victories at the polls
in Cincinnati; but Cincinnati is not the whole
country by large majority. -Norristown Her.
aid
When the scalp is annoyed with dandruff,
| Glenn's Sulphur Soap will be found infallible.
Hills Hair Dye, black or brown, fifty cts.
Married for Life,' is the title of a novel by
Chicago author, which is an entirely new
idea in Illinois.-Lowell Citizen.
A true strengthening medicine and health
| remover is Browns Iron Bitters
II put secret kiss under the postage stamp
for my darling" wrote Cincinnati man to his
| girl. She deftly removed the stamp by steam,
but found no kiss, only some remnants of plug
tobacco and strong odor of beer. They are
| not married yet, and not likely to be.-Phila-
| delphia News.
Ladies should wear Hop Plaster over the
small of the back as it gives great relief from
pains and aches 25c each, 8 for.$1, at drug
| gists.
| Yesterday we saw man with a black eye, a
skun nose and arm in sling. He had re-
volver and wanted to know who invented
hammocks.-Boston Post.
rev COmpIO4lODb CAL Dear Inc SGrOuS,
white morning light which exposes every
speck Of tan, every pimpie&and the slightest
spotting Of eczema. In DIR. Bsuson's Skin
Cure is sure relief from the annoyance of these
blemishes on the cheek of beauty.
Carlyle said that trifes were the hinges of
destiny. This was one of the few things the
old man said that were not insulting. -Boston
Post
*That wonderful catholicon known as Mrs.
Lydia e. PinkhaDls Vegetable Compound has
given the lady worldwide reputation for do
ing good. 1t is like living spring to the vital
constitution. Her Blood Purifier will do more
to cleanse the channels of the circulation and
purify the lif of the body than all the sanitary
devices Of t,ne Board of Health.
a Newport youth drove three horses abreast
to I cart. Poverty has its advantages. A
man may be born idiot, but he can't show it
unless re has money.-Philadslphia News.
For years I suffered from dyspepsia and in
digestion, it seemed to weaken every organ Of
life and shattered my nervous system. tried
Whe at Bitters and now my stomach digests
any kind of food. f. O. MUNROE, 259 18th
ST., Brooklyn.
John bingham, of Chaumont, N. Y, is 104
years old, and has always voted the Democratic
ticket. This is the most remarkable example
OF endurance yet given to the press.-Lowell
Citizen.
The gloomy fears, the responding views,
the WEAKNESS of soul that many complain OF,
would often disappear were the blood made
p ure and healthy before reaching the delicate
V essels of the brain. Ayers Sarsaparilla puri-
f es and vitalizes the blood; and thus conduces
t. . health of body and sanity of mind
A St. Louis man says he'd as soon read the
Bible as the proceedings of the tariff commits
sion.-Boston Post.
After Eight Long Years.
G. G. Jacobs, rs Folsom Street, Buffalo,
writes that for eight long years he had tried
every known remedy to cure him of piles, also
had been treated by physicians without
success. when he was ultimately cured by
THOMAS EoLEcTRIC Oh.
What can't be cured must lie indoored, as
the physician remarked when he ordered his
patient into close confnement-Bosto Trans
cript.
Mrs. W, Shawmut Avenue, Boston,
Mass, says. "Healy's Tonic Pills cured me of
a disease that eminent surgeons said only
surgeons knife could remove
After trial, one box of "CEPHALNE" often
goes to every house in neighborhood
The New Haven Register wants some one to
erect a statue to an editor. Kill the editor we
pick out and the statue shall be forthcoming
Detroit Free Press.
German Corn Remover-the only painless
cure for corns. Beware of cheap limitations.
25c.
Courage" Suffering sisters" exclaimed the
speaker, energetically shaking the hairpins
from her head in her excitement, women will
never obtain their rights until they display
more courage. Let me say to you in the words
of famous French orator, Courage! cour sgel
courager. At this stage of the proceed ngS
somebody threw box of caterpilars upon the
PLATFORM and the meeting broke up IN gre;st
terror and confusion-Brooklyn Eagle.
BOSTON BROWN BREAD.-One cup flour, one
cup rye, two cups Indian meal, two-thirds cups
molasses, two cups milk, one cup lukewarm
water, one teaspoonful salt, and three tea