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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

do YOU know why you resemble Ole
Bull, Miss Perkins, remarked a very
caustic old gent to a particular rancid
old maid. La. no, Mr.. Bellows was
the reply, the ~serpentine face glittering
with the expectation of a compliment:
Il shall be charmed to know, though,
you funny fellow Because came
from old Bellows. with a snap-'.you'ye
drawn your last beau" If Bellows
hadn't skipped Just then he'd been not
only drawn. but quari-red.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

A Brooklyn man possesses a most .e-
markable wife. When her liege lord
was arrested for kissing the servant gir
she did not discharge the girl, tear hel
hubby's hair and threaten to go home
to her ma but walked quietly to IL,
Police Court with her detected spouse
and calmly assured the justice that hel
husband would not be guilty o such q
thing" This brings to mind the story
OF the old Massachusetts lawyer whom
a friend, a sea captain, met one day,
and told him that he had been charged
with cruelty to his sailors, and asked
what course he would advise for the de-
Tense, is your wife with youp' asked
the lawyer. Yes, sir; she always
stays by when there is trouble was the
reply. Take her into court and let her
cry like-n' said the LAWYER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

A pagan: A certain clerk in q Yves
tern village recently made the follow.
ING comment on Pocahontas. Said he:
''Pocahontas was a kind-hearted man.
s'Hold onn' cried his companion, 'sPo-
cahontas was a woman 'sShe was,
eh?" said he. 'sWell, that's just my
luck. How am | expected to knowP !
never read the Bible.''
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

\ story started by the New York Sun.
has been going the rounds of the press.
telling how Mary Anderson smokes
cigarettes and spitS ike a Kertuckian.
The story is authoritatively deaied on
behalf Of the young lady. who. it is said,
never smoked a cigarettein her life. nor
spit unless for cause.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21
A Widaw,s WooI-

The largest individual sheep owner
IN Iexa is . woman, known all over
the State as the Widow Callahan
Her sheep, more than $4,000 in number
wander over the ranges of Uyilde and
Bandera counties, in the southwestern
part OF the State. Their grade is a
cross between the hardy Mexican sheep
and the Vermont merino. They are
divided into flocks of 1000 head each,
with a s.bossero' and two .spastoras''
in charge of each flock. AT the Spring
and Fall shearings, long trains of
wagons transport the Widows wool
to the market at San Antonio Chicago
Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21
D. FARQUHARsoN. PUpLIsnrR & PRorRIEToR
HERALD AGENCIES.

The following Agents have been appointed for The
Herald. Subscribers or parties wishing Printing or
Advertising can obtain the same terms from these
gentlemen as they would at this Office as they have
nml authority to make contracts and transact BUSH
uess for this paper.
HAZEL GREEN AND VICINITY: Mr.. Geo. Mills.
Headquarters north Of Empire Hotel.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

A gentleman who took to medicine
late in life, said to u friend: '.You
know the old proverb, AT 40 a man
must be a fool or . physician?" Yes
was the reply; but, doctor. don't you
think he can be both?''
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

FENHIMoRE AND WiscyILLE Mr.. Joe Morrison.
Headquarters at Squire Rooney's. Fennimore. where
all orders may be left in his absence.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

Mt. IDA. Mr.. II. Buggins as THE HERALD
agent for the town Of Mt. Ida will transact busi-
ness at the p%ostoaice in said town.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21
WHENCE COMES THE UNB0UNDED
POPULARITY OF
Allcock's Porous Plasters?

Because they have proved them
selves the Best External Remedy
ever invented. They will cure
asthma, colds, coughs, rheumatism,
neuralgia, and any local pains.
Applied to the small of the back
they are infallible in Back-Ache,
Nervous Debility, and all Kidney
troubles; to the pit of the stomach
they are a sure cure for Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint.
~ALLCOCK'S POROUS
PLASTERS are painless, fragrant
and quick to cure. Beware of
limitations hal blister and burn.
Get ALLCOCK'S, the only Gen
uine Porous Plaster.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21
Teachers Examinations, Fall Series,
1882.

The regular Examinations of Teachers
for Grant County, will be held as fol
lows:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

Grant county Fair Oct. 4th, 9Th. 9th.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-09-21

Hazel Green.... August 14-l5
Bloomington. in connection with Institute, Au
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1882-11-10
Guardians Final Notice.

I HEREBY give notice that on the 9TH day of
i December lsS2, will make my final return
to David Johnson. ir.. Probate Judge "f Ini"n
County, AMI apply Tor fnaI discharge as Guar
dian of John :. lubo.
All persons having demands against sail I'm
j. BuhO. before his coming of age will
present them to me, properly attcStcd, on or be-
f,rc that day, or hc forever barred.
". \. NICHOLSON.
Nov :: II 1t
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No Postp onement.

N\T T. GRAHAM hcrby "ivcs notice to all
w persons indebted to him, by Note or
Account that he is in great want "f money. and
money he must have, and those who do not make
settlements pretty soon will have to pay costs.
am in dead earnest, and make no idle threat,
80 look uUt !"r squalls.
". r GRAHAM.
Oct - f. 1;
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Citations Notices TO Creditors and
Notices Of Final Discharge must be
paid for before they will appear III
our columns.
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The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1882-11-10
hob LAW IN KENTUCKY.

"'nt "th UcId ami Uo't,d,d -" BpiL S',S.
'tNCiNNNrI o., November IA Lexington,
ny, special says; =" rhc tro"pS guarding Neal
mud ''rott. while tn their way TO The steamer
Granite State, were attacked hy mob. The
soldiers h'cd and several were killed and wyuu-
del of The attacking party
ucinnati, N"vc;nhcr "A special dispatch
to the r"mm"rctH f'om .'sIan |, kcniucl Y says:
This noon twenty-five men nul boys rarity in.
toNlchird. Sczcd an engine and cur AN went on
I" aiIirS"urS against The advice "f sober men,
W." last night gave up all h"r" ot getting the
prisoners irom the military. When they reach
cd 'a'iicshurg they mn'ic no ciiurt to Captur"
tue prisoners, Who were safely place on IT,"
steamer Granite state. Thc crowd then has.
'chci hAr@. to Ashland. and ahnut twenty "i 'hc":
went to the ferry boat and lay the use Of pistols
r"rrcflc't the captain To lu' out to intercept the
"ranitc State. Their attitude was 80 rih h!culuu>
ni' 'h"ir ca" 80 hopeless that the affair w"Vid
nave 'tch i'rcc tut for the reckless di,ch"rGco oil
$50 III tE"handN at one "i Ia" boys on the Ter
"''' u va. answered AT "''r" - rv"I!"y from
the soldlerS. The balls H' rccdihc b,i cr"iih"i'r'
ry h" ahd The escaping steam completely dIs-
a"ic' the mon. Hy this time great crowd hui
&uhcrci - the h"nh- the riy'rani IN houses.
rue >"'hI'I> turned Their guns on them AMI iirri
without lrrH"caiip'. Here mischief MAS dome.
'n'H '"r'c re- W'"hlrl on ih" Terry ""ht "hiIc
"'I '"" others ON the cn>utiiy iiSt M"c OF the
l'nC'""'r r'"l'c Oh me SH'ic.
'"' ',''""'"? Is Il Ii>t "' me Nl'!r': 'c"r%'
Nec"cr James McDonhii' Colonel k"Pprrt and
-" '"''''' III i'' h"'hcf arms. seven l''Hho
N''' ','on,'S "puh"r' ant 'h'It'rI >'%H!
"""",'c"' '"l'"'' "'ipS'' WAS Il "'&"' IcSl'c
'1i ~, '''!r'"' :" wears on
nrr'i@'nS reg "''h'h'l l"'h tue Terry 'n' a.
'>'''.''' ""' nav II" ""f"N l" IN i''>> 'h''' III
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kU.LE3 on ArvuVNr OF rUEKENS.- Paris. Ky.
November l.-Burt Scuily, II well known hDr>c
trainer was shot aud instantly killed last even
Ing 10y lluokcr; SiIvcrS III this city. The parties
lived on ulipuiug farms an the women Of tho
Two families fuarrclcd about sunc turkeys
Sherman Suycrs, aged l. years, brother of
lIUokcr shot turkeys which were claimed ny
Soul y II, u>ckccrcr. Yesterday GULLY rcturi I
from the Memphis races. and hearing of the case
and mectim" young StiverS in aspiring wagon he
took him ont and boxed his ears. When II ok
cr Stivcr> heard Of this he placed Il Shot gun il
his buggy and drove to town to meet Scully.--
Upon seeing Scully lie called vut to him and
Scully started toward him, but whcr he 90;
wthina few fc, OF SIvcrS the latter deliberately
shot him deal Scu!ly, according 10 the test;
mony Of his nephew, was unarmcI. StiverS
WAS arrested.
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AZ In >r~j"r> ~ NMrhr.--A story is Tod Of
E,ulo,l h. f EuIa"kc, that wonderful child of
gru.us. winch i> 50 rcrcir with rlquancy "s to
induce III to believe in is truth. \ bitter per-
sonal enemy If the great N:r"imian became the
ctuIiluc Of The party to which the latter be-
lpn"ci. lie stood. a, WAS the custom i'll Tic
oldcn times. on that side of the courthouse
which WAS taken up Ly has party frien, 3 meet
iGg With friendly recognition those who cast
their votes for him. When Randolph walked
up to the polls and in hrm voice voted for his
enemy. hclaitcr advanced, with cXtcnle hanl.
to greet him IL thank you, thaHk yen. sir,
hc said. with some NERVOUSNESS. ltrndulph put
hi, haul coo..y behind him, Squcakiu" f, rth at
The srmc time: Il didn't vote for YOU, sir,
vote tor the PRINCIPLES Of tkc Democratic par
I
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A UCTI ON SALE
OF HOUSE AND LOT

pl virtue of the power contained il n mort
ID gage deed maLc hy +. y. GuSs to James
Grant. bearing 'latc,3l$t 10y pcccmbcr, 1874, and
by said james Grant due assigned 10 me. and
said mortgage being duly recorded in the office
Of the Register of McSnc Conveyance for Union
County, in Book Of Mortgages y. No. ,, pages
40 and Al, will sell 10y public auction, before
the Court House dn~r at Union, on the first
Monday in December next, all that lot of land
with the brick dwelling house thereon. contain
ing two and one half acres more or less. situate
on the South. east corner of South and Virgin
Streets in the town of Union.
Terms Of Sale Cash.
H. l.. GuSS.
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Nov. 10
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1882-05-20
YOuNG VIREINiANS.

In Texas | saw many young men from
Virginia, some OF the best families there,
intelligent and Of excellent character gem
orally. In conversation with one of them
l told him that | had recently been look
ing about his native State, and it seemed
to me that all energetic young Virginians
were needed at home, and that there was
abundant opportunity and reward for
labor there; and l asked if he liked the
life in Texas better than work i'll Vir-
ginia. He said he did not, but that it
was not yet the fashion for young Vir-
glnians on good family TO engage in hard,
rough work near their homes in the Old
Dominion. sit would not do for me to
work by the month there for such wages
US are paid here. 1t would be too much
of an afiiiction for my family, and /
should lose caste with my lady friends
II man has no money he cannot begin
in Virginia, because he would be classed
with the poor whites and negroes, with
whom his work and circumstances would
bring him into competition. But he can
come out here and rough it, and if he
has no money he can work by the month
at herding or driving teams till he gets a
start. - / suppose this is true, for ! heard
the same thing in various places in Texas,
and in Virginia and Tennessee the parents
OF these young men gave me the same
reason for the emigration of their sons to
Texas. Perhaps these reasons would be
equally potent with everybody, but at
any rate could see that many young
men i'll the Southwest work harder
and live in far rougher and more uncom-
Portable ways than would be necessary in
the older States, and that they do not
make so much money as they might
there. There is apparently, as much en-
igration from Texas, too, as from any
other Southern State. The talk is every
where OF "better country than this" in
Mexico and New Mexico, and one soon
receives the impression that nobody is
settled or is at all certain of remaining
very long even in Texas.-[ Atlantic
Monthly. N UW
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1882-05-20
MISCELLANEOUS.
Application for n Patent
TO THE
TROMPsON MINE.
no. 7O7.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Eureka, Nevada, February "a, 1882.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT j. ".
~ NJ. Cardeza, whose postofiise address is
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, has this day nled
his application for patent for one thousand
t00oJ linear feet OF the Thompson Mine or vein
bearing silver. with surface ground three hun
dred aud tw1nt three 1921 feet in width, stu-
ate, lying aud being in TEN Piute Mining Dis
trict, County OF Lincoln and State of Nevada
aud known and designated by the field notes
aud official plat on file in this Office lot Num-
Der Fifty-tve (55) located on unsuryeyed land.
The exterior boundaries of said lot No. 55
being as follows, to witt Variation l6 degrees
and 80 minutes east. Commencing at post
marked mo. /, U S survey No. 81" whence q
monument on Grant Peak bears n AK deg
west 772 $40 feet; post No. of U S survey No
40 Wyandotte lode, bears north SIN deg east
4S0 feet, and the working shsft on this lode
bears north 81 u degrees west IFS feet. Thence
running, LIST course, north 20 deg west 1000 feet,
to q post marked No. U survey No. 55 at the
northeast corner monument Of this claim:
thence, "a course, south o. y deg we3t 1913 feet.
to a post marked No. 3, S survey No. 30, at
the northwest corner monument of this claim;
thence, Sd course, south 20 deg east 1000 feet,
to post marked No 4, u i survey No. 55, at the
southwest corner monument of this clain.
which monument il on the western boundary
of tho Wyandotte lode; from 1t post No. |, U S
survey No. 40. Wysndotte lode bears south 54b
deg west 6J7 feet; post No | u survey No. A.,
ProdSal lode, bears south 81 y deg west 50,
feet, and post No. 5, U S survey No. "A, same
lode bears south 54h deg west 465 LILO feet;
thence, 4th course, north 5i,e deg east 32i feet,
to post No l, at the place OF beginning con
tanning l5.l00 acres This claim is bounded
on the south by the Wyandotte lode
The location of this Mine is duly recorded in
the Recorders Office of lem piute Mining Dis.
trict, in Book b, pages ia and 1l5, of Mining
Records Any and all persons claiming ad-
versely any portion of said Thompson Mine or
said miuing ground gs hereinbafore described.
are required to file their adverse claim with
the Register of the United States Land Office at
Eureka, in the'State of Nevada, during the sixty
days period of publication hereof, or they will
be barred by virtue of the provisions of the
Statute. H..
mr4-60 Y. II HINCHLEY, Register.
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Application FOR q. Patent
.. t.-.r TO THE
QUAKER CITi MILLsITE.
....f r..- No. 706.
UNITED STATES LAND orrIcE,


Eureka, Nevada, February 81, 1882
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT J. W.
lN M. Cardeza, whose postotfice address is
Philadelphia. Pennsylvania, has this day filed
his application for patent for five acres of nom
mineral ground, known as the Quaker City
Millsite, situate, lying and being in Quinn Can
yon Mining District, County of Lincoln aud
State of Nevada, and known and designated by
the field notes and official plat on file in this
Office as Lot Number Thirty-seyeu t37l, located
on unsurveyed land. -rr=s-s.-.-- \
The exterior boundaries of said lot No. 81 be-
ing as follows, towit: Variation l6 degrees and
30 minutes east, Commencing at post marked
"No. l. U survey No. 81, whence monument
on bluff bears south "a deg 80 min west 5l4 $40
feet; the QGinn Canyon Spring bears south Sc
deg 80 min west 80 feet; the Quinn Canyon upper
spring bears mort deg 80 min west 1880 feet;
the mouth of the pipe-ditch bears north 30 deg
west 1920 feet, and runs II deg east 2S6 feet.
Thence running, lst course, south So deg 80 min
west 628 feet, to post marked "pos: No. 2, u s
survey No. 81" I'd course, south % deg 80 min
west 528 feet, to post marked "post No.. 8, s
survey No. 81" Sd course, south II deg As min
east 726 feet to post marked "post No 4, S
survey No. 37;' 4th course south 2l deg 80 min
east 264 feet, to post marked "post No. s, U 8
survey No. 37;" 5th course, north So deg 80 min
| east 1872 feet, to post marked "post No 6, )
survey No. 37;'' 9th course, north 900 feet to
post marked post No. Z, U S survey No. 81
| 1th course, north 36 deg east $50 2-l0 feet, to
posi- NO. L. hV pne place OF beginning, containing
! five acres This CAIN is bounded by no known
claim.
The location of this Millsite is duly recorded
| in the Recorders office of Lincoln County, Ne
vada. in book . mining notices, page 252
Any and all persons claiming adversely any por.
tion OF said Quaker City Milsite as hereinbefore
described, are require to file their adverse claim
with the Register of the United States Land
Office at Eureka, in the State of Nevada, during
the sixtys day period Of publication thereof, OF
they will be barred by virtue of the provisions
| of the Statute.
mr4. sod Il. II. HINCKLEY, Register.
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At an evening party in kelkheim, in
Germany, few weeks ago, the question
arose how many KISSES could be ex-
changed between two lovers within a
certain space Of time. A youth offered
to bet anybody present $50 that he and
his betrothed would kiss one another
10000 times within ten hours, provided
they were permitted to partake of some
slight refreshment at intervals Of half an
hour during the performance. His wager
having been accepted, the affianced
couple addressed themselves to the
achievement of their task At the eX-
piration of the first hour their account
stood credited with 1000 kisses. During
the aecond they added another thousand,
and during The third $50 to that number
Then they both broke down. The youths
lips were stricken with cramp, and the
maiden tainted away. Later on in the
evening she was compelled to take to hel
bed with sharp attack of neuralgia
An even more distressing result ensued
Tor it led to the breaking off, by mutua
consent, of the matrimonial engagement
Free Of charge empty gun.
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A FEW IFS.

i the liv-s os ea:tain great statesmen
were printed, without any expurgation
Or evasion, what shock would be given
to good society and some Sunday school
libraries. .es#s
r the bride of to-day could see the
road she had to travel for the next ten
years twenty-four hours before the we'd
ding, would she marry or wouldn't she?
If the life of many vagrant and out
cast were footed up in the ledger of
justice beside that of some millionaires,
who would be set down on the debit and
credit side Of the account: ..,...f on.
If the Legislature at Albany is
sample, and the members representatives
of the people, what are the people?
Congress ditto. ... ........
If the filth floating in the air in certain
New York streets and houses could be
seen as plainly as the filth floating in
some street, puddles, how many people
would dare to breathe it?
If our eyes were suddenly open to all
our own faults and inconsistencies, even
as they appear to Others, what small
hole we might hunt to hide ourselves in.
If Fifth avenue young lady of twenty
or twenty-five and Hudson or Varick
street young lady of the same age were
both to be suddenly bereft of home, fam
lily, friends and fortune, which would
best hoe her own row honestly in the
world and keep her head above water?
1t ventilation is not one Of the lost
arts, why were so many stoves, furnaces
and steam heaters kept at the boiling
point during the sunny portion Of yester-
days afternoon? ,e5 gias-gf-l j '
If people demanded common sense,
plain living, plain cleanliness and plain
comfort, wouldn't there be more plain,
clean, well-managed common sense hotels
about the bay and ocean shores of New
York harbor, where board, air and bath
ing could be procured for the summer at
something less than fancy rates?
If it be really true, as some scholars
allege, that the eye of that needle re-
ferred to in the parable means gate in
stead of a needle, is not that gate being
steadily made wider for the rich man 8
convenience?
If hot, close, fetid atmosphere in a
horse car, street car or ferryboat cabin
dstresses some people as much as cold
air distresses others, why is it that most
men think they have constitutional
right to shut the window, while the
semi,sutficated people feel they must
make a fight to open it?
If some people knew and realized the
result of the qualities, temperament and
character they were beeueathing to Their
children in giving them birth, wouldn't
they desire to retire permanently from
the world in consequence of having done
damage enough in it.
If suddenly we discover what we have
not seen for years, both as regards oul
own conduct or Objectionable habits, how
much may there be yet to see?-[Graphic
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To issac N. Garrison. owner in the Ira

Mine. situated in Bristol Mining District, Lin
coin county, state of Nevada you are hereby
notified that there is due from you the sum Of
sixty-six dollars and sixty-six (S6666l cents on
your interest being an undivided two-thirds in
terest-i in the above named mine, which you
are hereby notified to pay immediately, together
with the costs of this advertisement, otherwise
we shall claim forfeiture of your interest in
said mine, in conformity with the acts of Con-
gress (sec. 81, approved May 10th, 1872. All
persons are cautioned against purchasing the
said interest from the said Isaac N. Garrion, rs
he cannot under existing circumstances make
a legal transfer.
C.P. KASTBERG,
VIM. MCDONALD,
Owners of the Iron Mine.
Bristol, New, ;AIay s. 1880. mys.9Od