Daily Republican., 1882-09-26
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Sun rises 6.61. Sun sets bA
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at FulImer's.

q Grab salad at Fullmer's.
q Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at FulImer's.
3 CLOCKS, lamps lamps, cheap 93c. store.
Dr. Darmons office, 1924 Camac st. PhiIa
Get your cohAA roasted at 400 King street
q. 3. Humphrey & Bro, one price hatters
A good. looking lass always loves a good
looking glass.
Inns west Front Street.
Fine 18 X. Plain Gold Rings, at f. r.
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.
Pure cider vinegar a. the old grocery store
OF W. h. Lloyd, 7th and King.
Dr. Simms' Pain Sc" rcher the re, ;t ,tion
of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
8hne reCouched cards for al M HoIIand,s
gallery No. 4 East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KNOWS that Holland makes the
Dest TIN types 10 the city. No. East Third
streeE between Market a nd K1ag
Buffalo has got the base ball fever go bad
that man who caught baby falling from Il
second story window, the other day, sang
out: Judgment"
Geo. X Baugh does the finest wood cary.
ing for buildings and cars also the finest
moudlngJ OF all kinds for photOgra ohs ami
sll sorts OF pictures. Call and see. No. 6O7
Shipley st.
''The muses. kiss with lips OF Bame," says a
recent poet OF the new order. Then we ara
thankful we are not courtiDg any Of the
muses. ust now. We don't with to have our
mustache burnt of
~ say ma" exclaimed little mink of
thirteen, "do you know what the pyrotecbni-
cal remedy Is for crying infant 2' "Gra.
cious goodness rue No, l never hear OF such
thing" We'll, ma, It's rocket"
SHOULD man shave up or down 2" asked
youthful city clerk, fresh from school
That depends, when shave you, for in.
stance, always shave down" repii d the
barber, with emphasis on the last word.
Mamma, III be preacher when | grow
up" said Freddy. "Aint' got brains
enough" grunted cynical oil uncle. who
had been to Congress. "Then we'll make a
Congressman OF him, my dear brother" said
the mother.
"Can you give me two tives for dime p
inquired sharp fellow at q shop. "Uertain.
~ SIR, said the sh h1pman, placing the money
on the counter. "To-mOrr0w III bring The
dime" said the youth, as he pocketed the
i've cent pieces.
A baggagesmasher at Utica, N. Y, un.
dertoOK To bang up an old hunters trunk on
his way to the mountains. The hunter lost a
valuable lot OF powder and lead, but he was
80 forgiVinR that he went to the baggage.
smasher's funeral.
"Nurse, what Ia junction ?" asked a sew.
en-year-old fairy, the other day, at railroad
platform. "A junction, my dear,'i answered
the nurse, with the afr OF very superior
person indeed, why 1t is place where the
two roads separater'
People who are not so very nnrtIcuIar ahout
the color o. their bread my $500 per barre!
h0ur is sure to plea-e. The bread Is sweeter
and richer than flour costing very much
more. have grades Of flour at ali prices.
The cash will get you barg ain, W. d. Pick
els, 4O7 King st.
A negro who was recently making night
hideCus by singing piOus songs was fired at,
and received mora than tif birdshOt in his
person. As the Doctor can not find more
than half Of them, the fact that the negro
was singing "a charge to keep | have"
seems almost prophetic.
"Are you going to take that ugly pug coz
with you again Carrie ?" asked Charles. l
really believe you take him simply to make
yourself look prettier by contrast" don't
he jealous Of poor pug, UhErley,n replied
Carrie, "l'll take you some time when l
want TO look especially handsome"
Edward, what do hear that ycu have
disObeyed your grandmother who told you
Just now not to jump down those steps ?"
Grandma didn't tell US not to, papa: she
only came to the door and said, Il wouldn't
Jump down those steps, tOys, and shouldn't
think she Would-an old lady like her -