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The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

The Posi- OFFICE is on Central Avenue, Rugby,
and is open every day. Sundays excepted. Post
master--Mr. H. n. fucker. Letters for Gin
oi..i,. : "nd the North should be mailed by eight
am. Letters for the South by three pm Owing
to recent arrangement letters for Cincinnati may
also be posted at three pm. These letters will
be delivered few hours after those posted in the
morning, A letter carrier daily leaves the Post
Office at 1880 pm, for jamestown and places
en- route
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

THE OFFICE of The Rugbeja1t is on Contra
Avenue. Proprietor and Editor - Thoma:
Pardon.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

RUGBY PUBLIC SCHOOL. -Schoolmistress- Miss
Brown. At present there are ffty-two children's
names on the books.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

THE LAWN TENNIS CLUB.-C. II. Wilson,
President and Secretary S. R. Brown, Treasurer.
H. D. Boyle, w. G. Robinson, and G. W..
jefferson, Committee.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

The RUGBY CoMMIssAEY" belongs to a Joint
stock company, and is for the supply Of every
article of domestic use The Store is on Central
Avenue. Officers. j. H. Blackjack, President !;
Otis Brown, Treasurers H. Won Glehn and
DR.. WILSON, Auditors; w. IL. Hughes, Hon.
Secretary Otis Brown, c. A. Clarke, G. p.
Kemp, J. Milmow, W. H. Hughes, G. Wilson,
and C.. Ondordonk, Trustees; N. H. Tucker,
Manager; S. r. Brown, Assistant Manager.
Meetings for business are held every Monday.
Meetings of Shareholders are held half yearly
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

10. OF CT" RUGBY" LODGE, No. 126,--
T. Pardon, Wet. A. II. Brown, WIS. J.W.
Giles, D.G.W.C.T. The Lodge meets every
Tuesday at eight pm, at Commissary Hall.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

HorELs-The "Tabard," a frst-class house.
Lcssee-Mr. A. l.. Ross, jr.
The Brown House is good family hotel.
Proprietor and Manager-Mr. James Milmow,
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

THE RUGBY BASE BALL CLUB.--T. Pardon,
President. H. Spurrier, Secretary and Treasurer.
Regular meetings on the first Friday in each
month. Practice ground at the Savage Club.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

COUNTY OFFIcTALs-G. w. Green, Sheriff
John D. Kreiso, Trustee John L. Scott, Regis
ter Thomas Roberts, County Surveyor; l.
Brazell, Superintendent Public Schools.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26
SKINNY MEN.

Wells Health Remover restores
health and vigor cures Dyspepsia, I'M
potence, Sexual Debility.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

THE RUGBY TOTAL ABSTINENCE SOCIETY,"
Otis Brown, President. Ed. Golf, Secretary.
Mrs. Taylor, Treasurer. Business Committee ::
Composed of the officers, and c. A. Clark, f.
Taylor, S. r. Brown, and 7 Pardon. Auditors :
Miss Brown and W. Kellogg.
The Rugbeian. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1881-1882, 1882-08-26

HUGHES PUBLIC LIBRARY, Central Avenue.
Trustees: J. II. Blackjack (Prcsident), W.
II. Hughes Vice President), G. II. Wilson
CTreasurer), H. D. Boyle, r. Walton, G. P;
Kemp, and n. II. Tucker. Secretary and
Iihrnrian-E Edward BERT.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Contrary to expectation, the Gui~
teau case has not yet gone to the
jury. Scoville consumed nearly all
Of last week delivering his address to
the jury. Judge Cox reversed his
former decision, and on Friday gave
notice that Guiteau would be allow.
ed to address the jury in his own be-
half Guiteau spoke on Saturday,
and at one time when he reached the
sentence in his speech: 81 have
seryed the. Lord and whether I live
or de- he broke down completely
and sobbed. After a little he read on
with an attempt at every conceivable
form of oratory, rhetoric and dra-
matte effect. At one time, pausing,
he leaned toward the jury and en-
phasizing with his head and hands
said, with an attempt at great SOL
emnity; 81 tell you, gentlemen,
just as sure az there is God in
heaven, if you harm hair of my
head this nation will 90 down IN
blood. You can put my body in the
grave, but there will be day of
reckoning Judge Porter will
close for the prosecution this week,
when the case will go to the jury.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
MINNESOTA NEWS.

The other night the school building
in St. James was saved from being
destroyed by fire by the prompt action
of Senator Rice.
A wicked Journalist says cold UNI
brellas and buggy tops are now be-
ing utilized by ladies for theater
hats Has he not respect for wom-
ans rights.
The smallpox which has caused so
much excitement and havoc in Ste.
vens county for the last two months
has entirely disappeared from that re.
gion, and there is not now single
case in the county.
A son of John Wendorf, of Cedar
Rapids aged / 77s.years, was killed I in
Ltoh6eldh last week. by a runaway
!; team.
The Austin Transcript says the
public school i'll Cedar City was
closed last week on account Of the
prevalence Of diptheria.
The Mankato RevieD says sttthe
big mill has shut down and will be
closed probably for two months.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
IMPEACHMENT.

With the exception of detecting one
of Cox's attorneys in an attempt to
bulldoze one of the witnesses summon
ed by the prosecution, there was but
little variation in the proceedings of
the High Court of Impeachment last
week from that of the week previous.
The witnesses, without exception. had
one and the same story to tell, and
they only differed in the way of telling
it. 1t was generally supposed by the
people Of New Ulm that Cox came
here every time he wanted to 60 on a
spree, but from the testimony so far
given it appears that he had his orgies
whenever and wherever inclination
took him, and it didn't take him to
New Ulm every time neither. AS the
testimony of the witnesses so far ex:
amined is 50 near alike, we only pub.
lish below a synopsis Of the most i'm
portant testimony given by the wit
nesses from New Ulm ard Sleepy
Eye.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
MORTGAGE SALE.

Default has been made In the conditions of a GER
tain mortgage bearing date the ninth day of OctO.
Der, A. D. 1878, executed and delivered by Eleff
Elefsen and Sarah Elefsen, his wife. mortgagors,
was duly recorded in the Office of Register Of
Deeds in and for the County Of Brown and State of
D. 1878, at O'Clock A. NJ, in Book sH' of Mort
CAGES, on page $40. Said mortgage bears interest
at the rate Of twelve per cent. per annum from
fg E. T the
January A. D. 1882. duly sold and assigned by said
Judas Newhart to George II. Parker, and the in
Of dmy in said Of
January A. D. 1882, at 8 O'Clock PM. in Book
IN" of Mortgages, on page 466. The amount
claimed to be due and unpaid at the date Of this
dollars GAS }, besides the sum Of Fifteen Dollars
and Seventy two cents ($15.72) paid by said
George H. Parker as taxes upon the premises COW
~ m4fsEs
al lien thereon, and no action or proceeding at law
or otherwise has been instituted to recover the
amount OF said mortgage debt or any part thereof:
virtue of the power of sale in said mortgage
contained, and pursuant to the statutes in such
case made and provided, said mortgage will be
cred by said mortgage, to wit: The East half
of the South West quarter of Section thirty (90, II
Township one hundred and eight (10S) North, of
Of the %ntede stss
eminent sucvey thereof, situated in the County Of
Brown and State of Minnesota, with the heredta-
ments and appurtenances will be sold at public
vendue to the highest bidder for cash, by the sher
it of said county, at the front door of the Court
House, in the cityof New Clm, in said county and
State aforesaid, on Thursday the I'd day of March.
A. D. 1882, at 10 o'clock a. m, for the purpose Of
paying the money due on said mortgage, and the
sum paid for taxes as aforesaid together with the
costs and expenses Of sale and the sum Of Twenty
five dollars attorneys fees stipulated in said mort
gage to be paid in case of foreclosure thereof.
Dated, New Ulm, MINI, January 18th, 1882.
GEORGE H PARKER, Assignee.
.Ncwhart, Attorney for Assignee. 21O7w
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY Is, 1882
JAMES II. rHonrpsoN CALLED

Witness lives at Sleepy Eye; Is an attorney at
law; knew Judge Cox; was at st. Peter when the
case OF brown vs.. WlnOna + St. Peter Railway
company was tried; Judge Cox was drunk.
Cross examination-The case was heard in the
parlors OF the Nicolet House; 1t was not In the
term OF court; Judge Cox had very little to do; he
sat there and talked occasionally; the case was
not settled; It was sometimes the custom to tBke
cases under advisement.
Witness was present at the term Of court in
Brown county in May, 1881, ut New Ulm; Judge
Cox was under the influence of liquor during the
whole OF the term; witness had two Cases EDDY
FOR trial; would have tried them II they could;
when Judge Cox came into court the first day Of
the term he was intoxicated; saw him badly drunk
on one occasion; saw him intoxicated the street
Witness SAW Judge Cox have bottle OF liquo
It to witness and Mr.. Somerville; witness tasted
It; court had just adjourned; judge Cox took the
bottle out Of the inside pocket Of his dress coats it
WAS W.. hait pint bottle, the bottle was not full;
not drink; the bottle had been put back in Judge
CO.'S pocket when witness left; witness consider
ca Judge Cox under the influence of liquor during
all the time witness was there
Cross-examination-Ju Cox was drunk when
ne came into court ut $40 o'clock in the morning,
witness mentioned several cases during the trial
which ne was drunk; he was ellI'dRessed, hair
he did not act right that morning.
Observation-Disclosures said Judge Cox was drunk
at Sleepy Eye Monday before opening of court
straight.
GEO. ". soMERvILLE CALLED.
Witness resided at Sleepy Eye; knew Judge
Judge Cox was drunk when he arrived at court;
witness thought Judge Cox was drunk during the
whole term; the first and second days consider
ably so; not so much So afterwards; saw Judge
from his pocket and ask those present to take a
drink; witness drank come Of it; Judge Cox went
Immediately from the court room into the jury
room; Judge Cox was then intoxicated.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES OF GEO. soMERv1LLE.
Was at New Ulnl when court opened, thou ght
Judge Cox was drunk: his hair was un.
com bed and he had on dirty shirt; he drove
from Sleepy Eye and went to court at once; wit
ness was present at the trial of Thorn a. vs.
Welsch; thought the Judge was drunk during thu
entire trial; thought he made impertinent remarks
to plaintiffs counsel; no was not so bad the sec
Ond day and better tho third.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
PROBATE NOTICE.
STATE OF MINNESOTA In probate Cour

STATE OF MINNEsOTA,) In probate Court.
>ss Special Term.
COUNTY OF BROWN, January 20, 1892.
In the matter Of the estate of Mars Frederic Pc
tersen deceased.
On reading and fling the petition of Christine Pc
tersen, Administrative of the estate OF Mars Frede-
ric Petersen deceased, representing among other
things that she has fully administered said estate,
and praying that time and place be fixed for ex-
aiming and allowing her sccou Mt of her admins.
straton, and for the assignment of the residue of
said estate to heirs.
1t is ordered that said account be examined, and
petition heard, by the judge Of this court Friday
the 18th day of February A. ID. 1882, ut o'clock p.
NJ. at the Office of S. D. Peterson in the village of
Springfield in said county.
And it is further ordered, that notice thereof be
given to all persons interested, by publishing CO.
py Of this order for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing, in the New Ulm Review a
weekly newspaper lprinted aud published at New
Ulm in said county.
Dated at New Vim the goth day Of January A. d.
1882. BY the Court,
(LS.) ERNST BRANDT,
Feb. 1872 Judge of proba te.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

This is caused BY the inability to pro.
cure wheat enough to keep the mill
running And yet the company
have about $50, 900 bushels Of wheat
in store.
The Winona Tribune ssys none but
the relations attended the funeral Of
Gen. Aug. Czapiewski, who committed
suicide recently. The church bell
was not sounded, and the priest in
clined to attend, saying the church
did not recognize a suicide as prop.
er person to receive its benefits. The
remains were inferred in the cemetry
apart from the other graves.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

One Of the queerest claims, for a
a pension ever filed, says the Pioneer
Press, was received last week by AID.
jutant Gen. Van Cleve. A widow
who says her husband was killed in
1862 applies for a governmental sti-
pend. She claims that she has fever
remained his true and faithful wi.
dow" and states that she has three
children, one born in April, 1868,
another in November, 1869, and a
third in March, 1878. Somehow that
''true and Faithful assertion don't
seem to Jump with the facts.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

The jury in the case o; the State
against Louisa Patterson, Of LeSueur
county, indicted for the murder Of her
husband on Oct, s, 1881, after being
out three hours brought in a verdict
of not guilty. The chain of evidence
was strong, but there was one mis-.
sing link; and the jury, though all ad-
hitting that they believed the prison.
er guilty, gave her the benefit of the
doubt. She received the verdict
with stocial indifference.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Another railroad accident &C.
Cured on the Chicago, milwaukee, &
St. Paul road last week The Fly
ing Dutchman at New Albin, Iowa,
flew the track and two coaches
were precipitated down a twenty
foot embankment. One child was
killed, and a number sof passengers
wounded.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Npvs has been received Of the g.

News has been received Of the de-
struction by fire of the circus Kren-
aslor at Bucharest. The flames
spread so rapidly that it was utmost
difficulty that any person in the es'
tablishment could escape, and when
the fire was under control it was
discovered that many men and hors-
es had been burned. Intense ex-
element prevailed during the fire,
the horrors of which were added to
by the fearful struggling and howl.
ING of the beasts in the menagerie.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

The supreme court of Illinois has
created sensation by deciding that
the probate court for Cook and La
Sale are unconstitutional, and their
acts for four years null and void.
The act creating them is held to
be special legislation, and therefo re
in direct violation Of the constsitu'
ton which prohibits such legisla-
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
THE MAENNERCHOR
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

COUNTY OF BROWN, IL A'o'o oo"'
In the matter of the estate of Albert Tuttle, de-
ceased.
Notice is hereby given to all persons having
claims and demands against the estate Of Albert
futile late of the County Of Brown deceased, that
the Judge of the Probate Court of said county will
hear, examine, and adjust claims and demands
against said estate, Mt his Office in New Ulm, in
said county, on the first Monday of each month
for six successive months, commencing with the
first Monday in February 1882; and that six
months from the 18th day Of January 1882 have
been limited and allowed by said Probate Court
for creditors to present their claims.
DELIGHT FUTILE,
Executrix of the estate of Albert Tutte, Deceased.
Feb 15-82
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Hon. H. B. Strait of this district
doesn't make a great deal OF noise in
Congress, but we notice that when
he goes for thing he generally gets
it. This fact is 80 generally known
and recognized outside his district
that he is overwhelmed with appli-
cations to aid his friends in all parts
Of the State in Strengthening out
their affairs with the various de.
partments. Maj. Strait is one of the
most efficient workers we have on
the floor of the ouse.-Glencoe Reg
lsfor
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Deacon w. w. Ellis, of East
Providence, r. 1. who had his hand
cut with glass on Sunday, the 18th
inst, while opening bottle of COM
munion wine, has been seized with
lockjaw. Whether it was the glass
or the wine that poisoned his blood
report does not say
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Another crank case involving re

Another crank case involving re-.
sponsibility for crime is to come be.
fore the courts. The burning of
the home for feeble. minded youths
in Ohio has been fixed on three
inmates, whose object was to escape.
So they deliberately fired a $500, 900
building, and imperilled the lives of
allEthe inmates,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Tn e old State railroad bonds were
consigned to the flames at the State
capitol on the 18th inst, and the
vexed question Of repudiatipg them
NAV new be considered settled.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Hf',' nl''' R<pif'p.
aHw vL1E, EITN
Wednesday, January rs, 1882.

The Minnesota Editorial Asso
citation meets in St. Paul to-day
in annual convention. It is very
probable that the date for holding
the convention will be changed.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

sr4 Scgs OF m NJ SS1ss PROBATE COURT
In the matter OF the estate of Martin Stack, de-.
ceased.
Notice is hereby given to all persons having
claims and demands against the estate Of Martin
Stack late Of the comfy of Brown deceased, that
the Judge of the Probate Court of said county will
hear. examine and adjust claims and demands
against said estate, at his Office in New Ulm in
six successive months commencing with the first
Monday in February, 1882; and that six months
from the Goth day Of December 1881 have been
limited and allowed by said Probate Court for
creditors to present their claims.
ELLEN STACK,
ExEcuTR1x OF THE ESTATE OF MARTIN STACK, DE-.
CEASED. Feb. 5th e..
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE

STATE OF M1NREsoTA,
County of Brown.
District Court, 9th judicial Districti
In the matter of the assignment of Peter W. Peter
son and Charles H HOrnburg, late partners I'M
der the firm name of Peterson and Hornburg.
Notice is hereby given that Peter w Peterson and
Charles H. Hornburg, late partners, of New Ulm, in
said county and State. have by deed in writing, dat
ed November 29th 1881, made general assignment
to the undersigned, of all their property, not
tmpt by law from levy and sale on execution, for
the benefit Of all their creditors, without prefer
ances.
All claims must be verified and presented to the
undersigned for allowance.
DATED Dec. 18th, 1881. JOHN c. RUDOLPH,
aO5 Assignee
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Office At Tracy, Mimi, Dee. goth, 1881.
Notice is hereby given that the following nam
ed settlers have filed notice of their intention to
make final proof in support of their claims, and
that said proofs will be made before the Clerk of
Court of Brown Co.. MINI. at the county seat, on
H No S4s6 for the NX Wx Sec. 4 town 1903,
Rauge 80. and Henry Siebert. HE No. 6437 for the
SIN VIZ sec. 4, town 1o8, Range 30.
- They name the following Witnesses to- prove
said lands viz;
AlonZo Nichols. All of Cottonwood Brown
Michael Werner Ecounty, MINI.
John Muhs,
C. B. TYLER,
Jan 1852. Register.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
PROGRAMME,

1-Grand Spectacular Polonaise, at 9 o'clock.
2-Arrival of Prince Carnival and Suite at $3.50 o.
clock.
3-Festive address Of the Privy Council of Prince
Carnival and surrender Of the Hall to the mas
kers.
4-Sittng Bull arrives in New Ulm and pitches
his wlgwam at Turner Hall.
5-First appearance in New Ulm ct the renowned
Prima-donna Sarah Bernhard.
6-The Russian Bear surrounded by Nihilists.
The First Passenger train through st. Gothard
Tunnel.
S-The High Court of Impeachment.
At 1o'clock Prize distribution and general
unmasking.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
SIX GRAND PRIZES

TO BE DISTRIBUTED ass FOLLOWS:
Grand Prize for the Most Beautiful Lady
Character Mask.
Grand Prize for the Most Beautiful Gentleman
Character Mask.
Grand Prize for the Best Comic Lady Mask.
Grand Prize for the Best Comic Gents Mask.
Grand Prize for the Best Comic Group of not
less than persons.
l Grand Prize for the Best Characer 9Group of
not less than five persons.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

81 rise for information, . said con-
sumptive member of q Legislative DO.
dy. Take Dr.. Marshall's Lung Sy.
rup aid stop coughing, was the
reply. Twenty. five and SO cents q bot
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Pioneer and City Drug etores, Kieslfng, Kel-
Ter q Co., Baltrush d Rossko6, W. Hanenstein, II.
Burg, +. SchnDbrich, j. Hottinger, Mrs. Erd. Miss
Theresa Westphal. No Tickets viii be sold ct the
door.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Admission so Cts. supper Extra.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

~ NO ONE ADMITTED TO THE FLOOR
OF THE HALL BUT MASKED PERSONS. IA
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
JOHN LIND SWORN
upQn article 3.


Reside at Tracy; receiver of the. land Office;
lawyer by profession; have practiced at New Uls,
1873; wss in attendance upon the hearing CT Wells
VS.. Geisecke, Jan, 49, 1879; under the influence of
liquor; the judge was intoxicated the night before,
and that day was suffering from the reaction; he
was drunk the night before; l saw him several
times; didn't notice anything particular in his
behavior; saw him about o'clock tie afternoon
before. and he WAS then intoxicated.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

Myself and sheritfrefused to go with him. saying
it would be disgrace to our wives, etc. After
wards went to the hotel. This took place about
on his arrival the first day, but his dress and
personal appearance did not convey the idea that
he was drunk-he charged the jury and proceeded
about as usual, but in the afternoon was drunken
than ever saw him, acting in wild and Eighty
manner. Have seen Judge Cox during the past
year probably thirty or forty tmes-many times.
not all the times, but they are the fragrant ones,
Judge Cox had lost nothing in his tone of charac-
ter during the past four years.
The Cecil Whig., 1882-12-02

~ Even if boy is whistling 81 want
to be an angel it is better to put the
cookies on the top shelf. and put the STEP
ladder in the sarret.
Charming frankness: "You have
lovely teeth. Ethel" "Yes. George, y
she fondly lisped, they were a Christ
mas present from Aunt Grace
rs Man proposes, God disposes-but
it takes woman with her hair down to
be indisposed when anybody calls.
There is no man so poor but what
he can afford to keep one dog, and have
seen them SO poor that they could afford
to keep three.
~" DO yon own this fence?" savage
ly inquired farmer OF tramp who was
hanging over the structure. No, |
don't own it grinned the nomad, but
Eve got lean on it,
"A Montana wife sued for divorce
because her husband kissed the hired
girl. The justice dismissed the suit on
the ground that a man who had SO home
ly wife was justified in kissing the ser
want.
sB Those girls who break down in the
public schools are not, usually, the ones
who get up in the morning and make
their own beds and help wash dishes.