Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-03-02
BREVITIES.
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For cut towers, 20 70 Aos King street.

Mirrors from cents 10 $1.96, at SOC. store.
Parker, cupping and leeching, loS +. So
0nd street.
When Adam fell, humanity skipped . LEI
tor, and fell began with an h.
Why is . gentleman from Calcutta like
|pauper? Because he is IN ind!-gent.
Ambrosia (Hne cut), "Food for the Gods,
at Mullins, Vest Front street.
Love laughs at Ocksmiths, but 1t has pei
feet respect for the plumber.
Fine IL K. Plain Gold Rings, at E.
Hanfs, l6 East Fourth street.
Ager's Superior Dry Hop Yeast for sale q
II East Fourth street, Boyd Booker.
Get your photographs 1t Hollands CALLER
No. Third street 'Wo doors East Of Market
II they go to accinate my baby, down goe
their cireus-M or Of the infant Elephant
Slime card photographs for 81, stHollsnd'
gallery, No. Third street, betweenMarke
and King.
A spoon holdsr-ths chair occupied by
pair Of Gle anyone lovers At twelve o'clock a
night.
The Hartford Post says Speaker Keifer ha
a brisk les ern manner. he draws his re
volver quickly eh?
The world is all 4 fieeting show, we say,
but somehow We all want 10 see che show
little longer.
| man never cares 80 much for his wife a
whom he has q suspicion that somebody els
cares Tor her.
Man wants but little here be ow. Ant
when he patronzes church fair he g. neral
~ geIs 1t.
Just received, q car load of hay, whoIessls o
and retail, ct kimble's, Front aud Madison
streets.
Ifyeu want first class parlor suit made
| to order for q low price, 20 to W. W. Wood
wards, sixth and Tatnall streets.
New England thought leads the world. al
usual. A Northford woman says she saw q
live graashspDer in a snow-drift,
For bargains In furniture aod bedding, q
to l.. F. Adair's 2O7 Market street and %,
his goods and learn his prices.
"Js that mule tanner" asked q farmer Of an
American dealer in, domestic quadrupeds
"hes tame enough In frJnt," Answered the
dealer.
"When was young man," says billings
IL was always in hurry to hold The big end
OF the 10y and do the lifting now am old
| sei1e the small eud and 40 all the grunt
Ing"
was told by one of his f,iends that she was q
rose. He replied: II do not doubt 1t, for
feel the lhorus daily
p. 7. Barnum has core out in favor OF
drawn poultry. +. T. ought to be pretty
good authority. He has good deal of sand
Ia his cop.
Ayounx lady in Kansas, while chewing
recently, was struck with paralysis and mao
sp' echle she imme, iataly hah four pro
pos ais on the spot.
Ths editor Gf the Manitee fFlorida) News
ba1 q potato that weighs thirty pounds. rhe
small potatoes of that State a. Q found ma in, y
in political hills.
A respectable citizen of Cape Colony has
been kicked to death BY an ostri h. The Os
tr.ch now Occrpies the proud position Of be.
ilX regarded Ia that county as the feather
ed mule.
SiOnal Library does not contain single
wolk on temperance, and the mystery is
What COpgreasuon brought the fact to Eight
by nquiring for cne
A Cincinnati lady disgu guised herself as a
book agent and R sde twenty six calls at DIFF
feren. Offices. She says that sne had no idea
that cid gray haired men could tell such
sweet lies and be 81 deceiving.
1t is said that the drinking water In Paris
is 80 very d that If a spring of ii were to be
discovered at one Of the American summer
resorts, 100000 people would go there next
summer Tor the express purpose OF drink ing
1t.
There Is q differ ,nce in engagements for
In naval engagement the ie hting takes
place at once, but IN patria ony the hghting
0:curs sometime after the engagement.
A Nevada miner, who missed his footing
and slid threS thousand feet down the side
of q mountain, recently shot book agent
who wanted to sell him the descent of Man.
"Teach my boy to lie ." said the practical
man. ''of course do. He's bIund to acquire
the trick some time, and he may as Well DO
Yin to study the art yourg, SO that whec he
grows up and needs 1t, he II be a skilled ar
list ut IL.
Woman is naturally gifted with quicker
wit, better judgment greater self p ssess,Ou
than man, but there are few women who can
appear at ease and 10 k pleasa when unex
pected callers suddenly surprise her with q
set of teeth in each hand and none In her
mouth.
A lady entered shop lately and requested
to see some lavender kid & owes. whereupOn
phe was shown several dit1 rent shades Of
that color. Being little overcome with so
great variety she asked (which Of these
p.lrs is the lavenderest?"
A suit has been brought against a Louis
Vile physician to recover q wOman's heart, |
that he lugg d II when making post-m' r
lem examination. He had probably cOdrted |
.he woman at one time without making any |
III preston, and wished to try nitro glycerine |
IN the internal thing.
A clergyman having forgotten his notes
me Sunday, apologized to the congregation |
~ saying that hs would have to de. end |
lpon the Lord, that morning, f.r what he
night say but 10 the afternoon he would
'ome better prenared
"You had better change thatrug," said
ady 10 her servant.
"Dpnt you think 1t cOrrOhOrates better
yith the carpet In his way ~ wa the re-
ress that a gentleman with predcament
II his speech bad called to see her.
In youth my maiden aim
Was o CHI nge my maiden nams,
And SO made an An
At him, and won my game,
And changed and made name.
The venerable rife of a celebrated physi
ian one day cast her eyes cut OF the window
md observing her husband in the funeral
,roce psion of one of his patients, exclaimed
4 do wish my husband would keep away
rom such PROFESSIONS. 1t appears sv much
ike tailor carrying home his own work.
A We tern paper gives this little bit of gos-
ip betU cen parent and child:
Is the how'll & Of a dog ALWAYS followed
" a death ?" asked little girl Of her father.
mot always, my dear Was ths parents
eply "sometimes the man that shoos S at
he dog and misses him.
was said OF { an on's better halves
Tha. titan fellows "fraus"
That when the early morning brings
Their regulation rows,
The wresile wildly through the rancho,
And when each foot doth fall,
IT'S sure to tread on what doth make
A little Cannon bawl.
kiah0n LYMch's Funeral.