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The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-11-30
HUMOR or TIE DAY.

Josh Billings says: Next to clear
conscience for solid comfort comes an
old SHOE"
Marriage makes men thoughtful.
About half their time is spent in FORM
ing excuses.
1t is the rich oyster dealer who
knows how to shell out.--NeoO York
Commercial.
Any good-loolling lass is perfectly
happy when left to her own reflections.
--Ne1O York Ne1CS.
The man who couldn't stand it
any longer" has taken a seat and now
feels more comfortable.
The circus rider who was elected to
the Italian parliament is, we believe,
the only politician who can success
fully ride two horses at once.-Phtlo'
delphia Ne,oS. !
A woman was offered $1,000 if she
would remain silent for two hours.
AT the end of fifteen minutes she
asked: "Isn't the time nearly upT,
and thus lost.
He was making call and they were
talking of literature "The Pilgrims
Progress" she remarked, "always
seemed to me painful. OF course you
are familiar with Bunyan?" lie said
he had one on each foot and they
bothered him a good deal.
Association of ideas: "That was
powerful sermon the dominic preached
this morning" said old farmer Furrow
to his wife as they sat at the dinner
table yesterday. "Deed it was" re-
piled she; "but do you know, John,
every time the parson spoke of the
golden calf that them 'erc heathens
worshiped couldn't help thinking of
you and the brindle heifer what you
won't sell for love or money?"-Neao
York Commercial.
BOTH DELUDED.
"Your girl may be pretty" said Harry,
"May be, as you call her, divine;
girl any fellow would marry,
But watt Charlie, till you've seen mine.
All! then, my dear boy, you'll see beauty
United to sweetness and grace,
With such high notion of duty.
Why, candor is writ on her face"
"Indeed," replied Charlie, "such graces
Might well adorn maiden or dame;
IT'S seldom we look on such faces
Pray tell me, old fellow her name"
Her name," replied Harry, "'tis Eta
The daughter of old Deacon Stone,
And / would be willing to bet
| Small sum that she loves me, alone"
"What, Eta ~ cries Charlie, in passion,
You can't mean that sweet little elf?
She knows not of flirting the fashion
Twas Eta l spoke of myselfn'
"That SO !" muttered Harry: "then surely
We've both been deluded it's plain,
And ere she has hooked one securely
She's got to go fishing again"
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-11-30

A Chicago policeman shot eleven
times at a burglar and each time
missed. He made the serious mistake
of aiming at the fellow.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-11-30

"Robt. III. NJ" Selma, Ala: "You
seem TO know little about almost
everything, and 1 hope you will answer
this question How can permanently
remove an indelible grease spot from
broadcloth coat9" The only way to
permanently remove an indelible grease
spot from coat is to saw it out of the
coat, but that would possibly iniure
the coat, On the other hand, if Won
wor,d saw the coat from the grease
spot-but really we feel inadeanate 10
tLe task of furnishing the right brand
Of advice in this case.OT,eaas Sfeti,'ns ,
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-11-30

There is no element that enters more
largely into the happiness and general
comfort of society than the disposition
to make the best of what happens.
Good and evil. or what we esteem as
such, come to us at different times and
in various ways, but the message
they bring and the effect they produce
are chiefly determined by the way we
receive them. TO make the best of
the thousand details of everyday life.
as they arise, is great power for
good in human lives, and one which
every man and every woman can
WELD.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-11-30

There are in the German empire II
59l physicians and 4,457 apothecaries.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-10-20
STATE OF MICHIGAN, }
COUNTY OF VAN BUREN,,

COUNTY OF VAN BUREN,
At session of the Probate Court for the
County OF Van Buren,, holden at the Probate
Office, in the village of Paw Paw, on Wednesday
the 18th day of September, in the year one
thousand eight hundred and eiShty-two.
Present, Hon. Orrin n. Hilton, Judge OF
Probate.
In the matter of the Estate of Gottloeb Lin
senmeyer. deceased.
On reading and filing the petition, Only veri-
fed, of Charlotte s. Owen, formerly Linsen-
meyer) one OF the heirs Of said deceased, pray
ing for reasons therein stated that certain
instrument purportIDg to be the last Will and
Testament OF said deceased, and now on ME
in this court, may be admitted to probate and
administration OF said estate lie granted to
Cbas. Duncombe, executor named in said WIZ
or TO some other suitable person.
Thereupon it is ordered, that Monday, the
18th day OF October, 1882, at ten o'clock IN the
forenoon, be assigned for the hearing OF said
petition, and all persons interested In said
estate. are required to appear at session
OF said Court, then to be holden at the Probate
Office IN the village OF Paw Paw, and show
cause, il airy there be, why the prayer'of the
petitioner should not be granted:
And it is further ordered, that said petitioner
give notice to the persons interested In said
estate, OF the tendency OF said petition.
and the hearing thereof, by causing copy OF
this Order to be published in the True North
erner, newspaper printed and circulating IN
SAID county OF Van Buren, for three successive
weeks, al least, previous to said day OF hearing.
35t4-o-39
ORRIN n. HILTON Judge OF Probate.
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STATE OF MICHIGAN, GO
COUNTY OF VAN BUREN,

AT a session OF the Probate Court for the
County OF Van Buren,. holden at the Probate
Office, in the village OF Paw Paw, on Friday
the 9th day OF October, In the year one
thousand eight hundred aud elghty-two. Pres
ent, Hon. Orrin n. Hilton, Judge or Probate. In
the matter OF the estate of Frederick Ellers,
deceased.
On reading and filing the petition, duly ver'- :
fed, OF Augusta Ellers, widow OF said deceased,
praying for reasons therein stated that certain
instrument purporting to be the last Will and
Testament OF said deceased, aud now on file In
this court. may be admitted to probate and
administration OF said estate be granted 10
Peter Harwick, or some other suitable person.
Thereupon it is ordered, that Monday, the
9th day OF November, A. ID. 1882, at ten o'clock
in the forenoon, be assigned for the hearing OF
said petition, and all persons interested in said
estate are required to appear at a session OF
said Court, then to be holden at the Probate
Office, in the village or Paw Paw, and show
cause, il any there be, why the prayer OF the
petitioner should not be granted; And ii is
further ordered, that said petitioner give notice
to the persons interested In said estate, OF the
tendency OF said petition, aud the hearing
thereof, by causing copy OF this Order TO be
published IN the True Northerner a newspaper,
printed and circulating In said County OF Van
Buren, for three successive weeks, at least, pre-
vious to said day OF hearing. 38t4-o-41
ORRlN N. HILTON. Judge OF Probate.
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MEAsTHI WEALTH.

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STATE OF MICHIGAN.
COUNTY OF VAN buren,

COUNTY OF VAN buren,
Probate Court for said County
At session Of the Probate Court for SAID
County, held at the Probate Office. IN the
village CT Paw Paw, on Tuesday the Goth
day Of September, in the year OF our Lord one
Thousand eight hundred and elghty-two:
Present, Hon. Orrin n. Hilton, Judge OF
Probate. In the matter OF the estate OF Moore
Il. Noyes, deceased, Edward Il. Bedell. Admins
traitor OF said estate, comes into court and repre-
sents that he is now prepared to render his
! final account as such Administrator.
Thereupon it is ordered, that Monday, the
23d day OF October next, at ten O'Clock in the
forenoon, be assigned for examining and allow
ing such account, and that the heirs at law o.,
said deceased and all other persons interested
| IN said estate, are required to appear at SEES
sion OF said court, then TO be holden at the
Probate office, in the village OF Paw Paw. in
said county, and show cauee. IL any there be.
| why the SAID account should not be allowed:
Audit is further ordered. that SAID administra.
tor give notice to the persons interested in said
estate, OF the pendency of said account, and
the hearing thereof, by causing copy o. this
order to be published in the True Northerner
a newspaper. printed and circulating in said
County, three successive weeks previous to
SAID uay OF nearing. 36ti -o-29
ORRIN N HILTON .Judce ~ Probate A,
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STATE OF MICHIGAN. 80,
COUNTY az I1N RITRES

At SESSION of the rebate Court for the
county OF Van Buren, loldsn at the Probate
Office in the village OF w aw, on Wednesday,
the 9th day OF Septept sr "a the year one thou
sand eight hundred Ia ,hty-two: Present,
Hon. Orrin Hiltou JUG OF Probate.
In the matter " the estate OF Henry G..
Baker, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition, duly veri-
fed, Of George z. GLACIER The executor OF the
last Will and Testament, CT said deceased,
praying for reasons therein stated that a GER
tam instrument. purporting to be the last VIII
and Testament OF said deceased, and now on
Gle in this court, may be admitted to probate
and administration Of said estate be granted TO
George Z. GLACIER, tie executor In said lnstru-
ment named, or to some other suitable person.
1hereupon it is ordered. that Monday, the 23rd
day OF October, 1882, at 10 O'Clock in the fore
noon, be assigned for tie hearing OF said petit
ton and all persons interested In said estate
are required TO appear at a session OF said court
then to be holden 1t the Probate Office, in the
village o. Paw Paw, and show cause, il any there
be, why the prayer OF the petitioner should not
be grauted.
And it is further ordered. that said petitioner
give notice to the persons interested 10 said es
tate OF the pendency OF said petition, and the
hearing thereof, by causing copy OF this order
to be published IN the True Northerner, news
paper printed and circulating in said county Of
Van Buren, for three successive weeks at least
previous to said day OF hearing. 36t4-o-39
ORRIN n. HILTON. Judge Of Probate
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Legal Notices.
STATE OF MICHIGAN,
COUNTY OF VAN BUREN

tOInl1 VI VAN y
At q session OF the Probate Court for the
County OF Van Buren,, holden at the Probate
Office, in the village OF Paw Paw, on Saturday,
the l4th day OF October, in the year ono
thousand eight hundred and eighty-two:
Present, Ornn n. Hilton, Judge OF Probate.
In the matter OF the estate OF Edward Crane,
deceased.
On reading and filing the petition duly veri-
fed, of William Keen, . creditor OF said estate
praying for reasons therein stated that admin
istration OF said estate may be granted to him
self or to some other suitable person.
aThereupon IL is ordered that Monday the 18th
day OF November, 1882, at ten O'Clock in the fore
noon, be assigned tor the hearing OF said petit
ton and all persons interested in said estate, are
required to appear at session OF said Court,
then TO be holden at the Probate Office, In the
village of Paw Paw, and show cause, il any there
be, Why the prayer OF the petitioner should
not be granted:
And il is further ordered, that said petit
toner give notice to the persons interested
in said estate, of the tendency OF said petition,
and the hearing thereof, by causing copy OF
this Order to be published in the True North
erner. newspaper, printed and circulating IN
said County OF Van Buren, for three successive
weeks at least, previous to said day OF hearing;
ORRIN N. HILTON, Judge Of Probate. y
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Legal Notices.
Order for Appearance.

STALE Or mlCnlOAN--NlNIHJ JUDICIAL tlk-
cUIr-IN CHANcERy.
simon Ewing. Complainant, VS.. VIM. English,
John L. Barnard, Emeline Barnard and Alfred
Parmenter, Defendants.
Suit bending in the Circuit Court for the Coun-
~ OF Van Buren,. in Chancery, at Paw Paw,
on the 3lst day OF August, A. ID. 1882.
In this cause il appearing from affidavit on
lle. that the defendants, Emeline Barnard and
Alfred Parmenter are not residents OF this
State, but are residents. said Emeline Barnard
OF the State OF Illinois, and said Alfred Par
menter of the State OF Ohio Therefore:
On motion OF BENZ. +. Heckeit, compliments
solicitor, it is ordered that the appearance oil
said non resident defendants, Emeiine Barnard
and Alfred Parmenter, be entered herein, with
in four months from the date or this order
and in default thereof, said Bill will be taken
as confessed by said nonresident defendants.
And II is further ordered, that within twenty
DAYS the Complainant cause a notice OF this
order to be published in the True Northerner
a newspaper printed, published and circulating
in said county, and that said publication be
continued therein once in each week, for six
weeks In succession, or that she cause copy
of this order to be personally served on SAID
nonresident defendants, at least twenty
days before the time above prescribed for their
appearance. 1433t7-o- 3s
\ JOHN j, SHERMAN,
Circuit Court Commissioner
Van Buren, County, Michigan. 4
BENZ. K, HECKERr, Compliments Solicitor.
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Order of Publication.
STATE OF MICHIGAN: NINTH JUDICIAL

STATE OF MICHIGAN: NINTH JUDICIAL CIR
oUIT-IN CHASCERY.
Suit pending in the Circuit Court for the Coun-
ty OF Van Buren,, in Chancery, at Paw Paw,
On the 18th day OF September, A. ID. 1882.
Sarah A. Greenman, Complainant, VS.. William
Il. Greenman, Bradley d. Greenman, George
Greenman and Walla ". Greenman, Defend
ants.
In this cause 1t appearing from affidavit on
file, tina. the defendant Bradley ID. Green
man, Is not resident OF this State, but is a
resident OF the state OF New York.
On motion Of Chandler Richards, complains
ants solicitor, it is ordered that the appear
ance CT said non resident defendant, Bradley
ID. Greenman, be entered herein within four
months from the date OF this order: and in
default thereof, said bill viii be taken as con-
fessed by said nonresident defendant.
o-1441 JOHN j. SHERMAN,
Circuit Court Com'r Van Buren, county, Mich.
CHANDLER RICHARDS, Complt's Solr.
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MORTGAGE SALE.

Default having been made in the conditions
OF certain mortgage mace and executed by
Alexander NJ. HARRISON and Ursula l.. Harrison.
his wife, of the first part, to Harmon Crane OF
the second part. dated the 25th day OF September,
1877. and recorded in the Office OF the Register
OF Deeds for the County OF Van Buren, and
State OF Michigan, on the 25th day OF Septem-
ber a. D.. 1877. IN Lber IL OF mortgages, on
page 449, upon which mortgage there is claimed
to be due. at the date of this notice, the sum OF
one thousand ninety elght'dollars, and an attor-
ney fee OF twenty five dollars, provided for In
said mortgage, should any proceedings be taken
10 foreclose the same, and no proceedings hav-
ing been taken, either at law or in equity, to
recover said debt or any part thereof Now, there
fore, by virtue OF the power OF sale contained
in said mortgage and the statute in such case
made aud provided having become operative
by reason OF said default, notice is therefore,
hereby given that Oh the sixteenth day OF
Dece u Der, A. ID. 1882, at one o'clock In the
afternoon, shall sell at public auction, to the
highest bidder, at the front door OF the Court
House, in Paw Paw, IN the County OF Van
Buren,, (said Court House being the place where
the circuit court for said county Is holden), the
premises described in said mortgage, or so
much thereof as may be necessary to pay the
amount due on said mortgage and note COL
lateral thereto, with ten per cent interest, and
all legal costs, either covenanted for therein or
allowed by law, the premises being described as
that piece or parcel OF land situated IN the
County OF Van Buren, and State OF Michigan.
viz: The north ne-haif % OF the north east
oae fourth "a OF section number twenty seven
(2D in township number three (S) south OF
range number fourteen (l4) west, containing
eighty acres OF land more or less.
Dated, Sept. 18Th, 1882. 35t13-o-47
EDWARD j. CRANE, =
Administrators OF Mortgage.
GEO. z. BREcK, Atty for Admir- OF Mortgage.
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Order of Publication

STATE OF MICHIGAN Ninth Judicial CIR.
cuit-Ia Chancery.
Suit pending In the Circuit Court for the County
of Van Buren,, in Chancery, at Paw Paw. OF,
the I'd day OF October. A. ID. 1882.
Lydia A. Cherry, Complainant, VS.. James S.
Wright, Eliza NJ. Wright. Norman Z. Bald
win aud Louisa NJ. Baldwin, Defendants.
In this cause 1t appearing from affidavit on
file. that the defendants, James 5. Wright and
Eliza Nj. Wright, are not residents OF this State,
but are residents OF the State OF Nebraska.
On motion Of Charles A. Harrison, Complain
ants Solicitor, 1t is ordered that the appear
ance OF said non resident defendants James
s. Wright and Eliza M. Wright, be entered
herein within four months from the date or
this order, and in default thereof said bill will
be taken as confessed by said nonresident
defendants, or that he cause copy OF this
order to be personally served on said non-res-
ident defendants, at least twenty DAYS before
the time above prescribed for their appearance
37t7o43 JOHN J. SHERMAN
Circuit Court Com'r. Van Buren, County. Mich.
CHARLES A. HARRISON, Comps Solicitor.
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STATE OF MICHIGAN, SS
COUNTY OF VAN BUREN.

At a session or the Probate Court for the
county OF Van Buren,, holden al the Probate
Office, In the village OF Paw Paw, on Thursday,
the 21st day OF September. in the year one
thousand eight hundred and eighty-two:
Present. Hon. Orrin N. Hilton, Judge Of Pro-
bate. In the matter Of the estate OF Catharine
Ford, deceased
On reading and fling the petition, duly veri-
fed, of Henry Ford, husband OF said deceased,
praying for reasons therein stated that adj
ministration OF said estate nay be granted 10
himself or to some other suitable person.
Thereupon 1t is ordered that Monday, the
23rd day OF October, 1882, at ten o'clock IN the
forenoon, be assigned for the hearing OF SAID
petition, and all persons interested IN said es-
tate are required to appear at session OF said
Court, then to be holden at the Probate Office.
in the village OF Paw Paw, and show cause, il
any there be, why the prayer OF the petitioner
should not be granted.
And 1t is further ordered, that said petitioner
give notice to the persons interested in said es-
tate, OF the pendency OF said petition, and the
hearing thereof, by causing copy OF this order
to be published IN The True Northerner, a
newspaper printed and circulating IN SAID coun-
ty OF Van Buren,, for three successive weeks at
least previous to said day OF hearing 36t4 o39
ORRIN N. HILTON, Judge OF Probate.
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Chancery Sale .

In pursuance and by virtue OF decree OF the
circuit court for the County Of Van Buren,, IN
the State OF Michigan, In Chancery, made in a
cause therein pending, in which Christina ID.
Frank 4. Knowles, William Skimmings and
David Baker. are defendants, bearing date the
10th day OF April A. D. 1882 shall offer for sale
and sell to the highest bidder, at public vendue,
at the front door OF the Court House, III Paw
Paw, in said county, on Tuesday the Goth
day OF September A. ID. 1882, at one O'Clock
IN the afternoon OF said day, the land and
premises described IN said decree, which de-
scription is as follows, viz:
Commencing at the northeast corner Of the
west half CD or the .orth-east quarter (lf)
OF section tour ca, IN township two (2) south,
range fifteen west, running thence west forty
three 43) rods, thence south TO the south line
OF said quarter section, thence east forty three
(43) rods, thence north to the place OF begin
ming, containing fifty three (53) acres OF land
more or less; also commencing at the north
east corner OF section thlrty-two 1922, IN town
ship one % south, OF range fifteen (15), west,
running thence south eight (S) rods and
twenty-four (24) links, thence west eight (S)
rods and twenty-four (24) links, thence north
eight (8) rode and twenty-four (24) links, thence
east eight (8) rods and twenty-four (2i) links
to the place or beginning, all of said lands be-
ing in the County OF Van Buren,, and State of
Michigan. 29t7-o-35
Dated, Aug. 9th, 1882
JOHN J. SHERMAN.
Circuit Court Commissioner.
Van Buren, County, Michigan.
Il. AND j. ID. BURNS, Solicitors for Comrl't.
The above chancery sale is hereby adjourned
to Wednesday, the 18th day OF October A. ID.
1882, at two O'Clock IN the afternoon OF said
day at the same place above named.
Dated, Sept. Goth, 1882.
36t3-o39 JOHN j. SHERMAN.
Circuit Court Commissioner.
K. AND j. d. BURNS, Solicitors for Comprt
The above Chancery Sale is adjourned to
Tuesday the 18th day OF November A. .. 1882,
at two O'Clock IN the aftarnoon OF sad CAY al
the place as above stated
Dated October 18th 1882
John J. Sherman. Circuit Cour, Conn.
X. * j. ID. BURNS, So;rs for Comprt
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