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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
voice from the Press.

take this opportunity to bear testimony t
the efficacy of your Hop Bitters." Expectini
to find them nauseous and bitter and composed o
bad whisky. we were agreeably surprised at thei
mild taste, just like cup of tea. A Mrs. Cress
well and Ms. Common, friends, have hkewis
tried, and pronounce them the best medicine the,
have ever taken for building up strength AM
toning up the system. l was troubled with cos
tiveness, headache and want of appetite. Nj,
ailments are now all gone. / have yearly con
tract with doctor to look after the health o.
myself and family, but L need him not now
S. GILLILAND,
Peoples Adpocate, Pittsburg, Pa.
July Is, 1878.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

The genuine are never sugar-coated.
Every box has red wax seal on the lid
with the impression: McLane's Liver Pill
The genuine McLANE'S LIVER PILEs
bear the signature of G. McLane and Elem
ing Bros. on the wrappers.
Insist upon having the genuine DIR. G
McLANE'S LIVER PILLS, prepared bJ
Fleming Bros, of Pittsburgh, Pa, the marlKe
being full of limitations of the name McLane
spelled differently, but of same pronuncia
ton.
II your storekeeper does not have the gen
uine DIR. G.. McLANE'S CELEBRATED
LIVER PILLS, send us rs cents, and we viii
send you box by mail, and set of our adj
vertising cards.
III EaGINn nnAc D:44nL..1.I, d.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
Half nnlIar Trial.

Mr.. Ernest King, Editor Of the Fall
River Mass Sun, thus discources upon
the merits of st. Jacobs Oil: Suffering
with rheumatic pains | was Didymus
as to remedies. / read of st. Jacobs Oh
and said here goes half dollar trial. !
bought bottle and before it was half
used the screw-wrench pains had gone
and troubled me no longer"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
A LETTER FROM GERMANY.

SIEGEN, January 0, 1882.
Very esteemed sirs:
The praise your Liver Pills have Gale
forth here is wonderful. After taking on
and half boxes of your genuine DIR. c
McLANE'S LIVER PILLS, have entirel.
recovered from my four years suffering. Al
who know me wonder how I, who, for 81
many years, had no appetite and could no
sleep for backache, stitch in my side, anS
general stomach complaints, could have re
covered.
An old lady in our city, who has suffere,
for many years from kidney disease, and tn
doctors had given her up, took two of you
Pills, and got more relief than she has from
all the doctors. Yours truly,
j. Won DER BERG
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Mr.. Hannibal Z. Hamlin and Mr..
Frank Hamlin, sons of the Hon. Han
nibal Hamlin, of Maine, now United
States Minister 10 Spain, are to sail on
the LIST of July for Europe. They will
spend a portion of the summer
in travel, and the remainder with their
father in Madrid.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Lawrence J. Avery, OF Liberty, Ind, writes
1t was my misfortune to become afflicted, sew
eral years ago. with a severe attack of rhenma-
tism in connection with dyspeps and symptoms
Of lung and XII ney disease. 1t seemed no medi-
cine would reach my case. for had tried this
and that. Nv wife was Using DIR. Guysott's yell
low Dock and Sarsaparilla, and persuaded me to
try it. did so, and used spirits Of turpentne al
the same time as a liniment. 1t has effected q
complete eure.'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

A colossal eolian harp was made in
Milan in 1856 by Able Gattoni. He
stretched seven strong iron wires from
the top of tower, sixty feet high, to a
house near by. This giant hap waa
heard, In high wind, at a distance OF
several miles,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Mas SARAH J. VAs buren,, whose portrait
appears in another column, is preparing La
dies Tonic" which has been ed for years for
curing those distressing complaints common to
by addressing Mrs. Van Buren, at 1872 Franklin
street Buffalo n. Y. who Answers letters free.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Felix Adler, the lecturer of the soci-
ETY. for ethical culture, in New York,
has an oval, close-shsven face, a long,
firm chin, fine brown hair, we'll
shaped brow, beginning TO be bald,
blue eyes, large mouth and full lips, a
large nose, but not of the Hebrew type,
and slight figure. He is but 80 and
has married a niece of the German
composer, Mrs. Goldmarck. Professor
Adler has recently formally withdrawn
from the Free Religious Association OF
Boston because he could not induce il
to undertake benevolent works.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

The trade at JAMES uoRGAN's $50 and
1888 East Water ST., Milwaukee, is grow
ing more rapidly now than at any
former time. The Shoe Department
is as popular as the Dress Goods, Silk,
Millinery. and other Departments.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

VALLEY Cry, ID. t., June Ia, 1881.
Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters have sold we'll during
the two years that ! have handled them, and
have yet to hear of an instance where tLey did
not give perfect satisfaction. can conscientious
ly recommend them to be worth fully what is
claimed for them. II. G. HoSRS, Druggist.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

A gentleman who was asked for his
marriage certificate quietly took off his
hat and pointed to a bald spot. The
evidence was conclusive.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

IF young man expects to rise in
the world he ,hould go west. In Mid
nesota the other day, after a cyclone
had passed over, it took the fire de-
partment half day to get q boy out
of the top of tree, where be had
lodsed
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

OF the 90, 4O5 600 people in A merica.
there are credited tn he United States
so, 900 900: to Brazil II, 100 600; to Mex
leo 9,485 600; to British North Ameri-
ca $500, 900; Iceland has $4,000 and
Greenland 10000.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

FoR DYSPEPSIA, ISDIGEsT Depression OF
Spirits and General Debility in the various forms
also as a preventive against Fever and Ague and
other Intermittent Fevers, the "FERRo- PHosPHo-
RATED ELIXIR OF CALIsAYA," made by Caswell
Hazard & Co., New York, and scld by all drug
gsts is the best tonic; and for patients recover
ing from Fever or other sickness. it has no equal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

1t is common belief that DIR Guillo-
tin, who invented the instrument bear.
ing his name, was executed by means of
it. 1t is, however, stated on good au-
thority that he survived the revolution
MANY years, and died a natural death
in 1914.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

FOR HEADACHE, Constipation, Liver dis
eases and all bilious arrangements there is ns
remedy as safe and sure as Eiert's Daylight Liver
Pills. They stand unrivalled in removing bile,
toning the stomach and giving healthy action to
the liver. Sold by all druggists
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

A man does his counting in private
and seclusioL. John Henry, as boy.
goes behind the woodshed TO suck his
orange. Not because he is ashamed If
it, but because he wants it all himself.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

DISTEMPER, COUGHS, COLDS, FEvERS,
and diseases which Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Hogs
and Poultry are ssbiect to, are readily cured by
Uncle Sans Condition Powder. Sold by all
druggists
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Domit,an once actually assembled
the Roman senate in special session to
vote on the merits of new sauce which
he desired to try on fat specimen of
the Mediterranean turbot.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Several years ago the bleaching pow
der made in the world was 50 600 tons
per annum. whereas it is now over $50,
600 tons. By tbs increase every sheet
of paper and every yard of calico has
been cheapened
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

A pretty girl in Sweden turned up
her nose at her poor but deserving
lover and it froze in that position. Now
she doesn't know whether to retire from
the world or hire out to stand in some
bodv's hall as hat-rack.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

The Empress Augusta recently pre-
scented the ex-Empress Eugene with a
boquet of violets, sending one of her
ladies from Baden Baden, where she
was visiting her daughtar, to Ems for
that purpOse.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
HEAL TN

At this season the health
needs carefulattention. The
blood being weakened and
the system run down, dam
gerous disease is liable to
secure a hold that cannot
be easily removed. What
at first appears to be but
slightindisposition often de-
velops into troubles that
may be incurabIe.
IA this season the liver
becomes inactive, the COM
plexion sallow, pimples APP
pear on the skin, dyspepsia
and indigestion affect the
digestive organs. &c.
What is needed is a COM
plete' reliable and strength
ening tonic, Such a medi-
cine is
Browns IRON BITTERs,
which, by its great strength
ening powers, diiiuses new
life in the blood, revitalizes
the whole system, giving tone
to the stomach, muscles and
nerves, efieetually relieving
all weakness and tendency
To lasSitude.
Browns IRON BITTERs is
a true tonic which has been
thoroughly tried, is made
by a reliable firm, and has
the hearty endorsement OF
the medical profession. 1t
will cure dyspepsia, indi-
geStion, and malaria, and
relieve all wasting diseases,
such as consumption and
kidney affections.
AS a medicine for those
diseases peculiar to women
it is without a rival.
For sale by all druggists
and dealers in medicine.
ONE DOLLAR A BOTTLE.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

CH0LERA-INFANTUM or SUMMER CON-
PLANT, this fearful disesss which is carrying
off infants and children by the thousands at this
season of the year can be cured by DR.. Winehe Is
Teething Syrup. which never ais 20 give imme-
date relief even in the most cases. Sold by
all druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

The only hope of bald heads--CARBoLrNE, a
deodorized extract u petroleum. Every ohiec-
ton removed by recent improvement. II is now
faultiess. The only cure for badness and the
most delicate hair dressing known.
RHEuMATIsM. neura!gia. sprains. bruises in man OF
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

The huge, drastic, guping, sickening pills are
fast becoming superseded by DR.. Pierce's "Purga-
tive Pellets" Sold by druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL closes the
pores oil leather efectually prevents the entrance
Of dampness, dust, ETC., rendering the harness
soft and pliable, and increasing its durability
Sold nv harness makers
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
"Men must work and women must weep,

90 runs ITb WUFIu dWHy.
Bnt they need not weep so much if they use DR..
Pierce's 'Favorite Prescription" which cures all
the painful maladits peculiar to women. Sold by
druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

The absent minded hen is great
trouble to herself. She forgets where
she laid her last egg.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Dr. JAQUE's GERMAN WORM CAKES are infallible
remedies for worms. They will not only destroy but
also them the syst m. They are pleasant
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

has been used with signal success in consumption
of the lungs, consumptive night-sweats, splitting
of blood shortness of breath, weak lungs
coughs, bronchitis, and kindred affections of
throat and chest. Sold by druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
Look Wen 10 the Name.

The only Genuine German Hop Bitters have
the word German" blown in the bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
----ae-<-
A HaDDy Wife,

Ny dear husband. | never slept 50 soundly
as 1 do now, after using German Hap Bitters."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

EILERT's EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY is a
standard reliable remedy for coughs colds and throat
diseases. If you suffering give it trial. Sold by
druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

King Humbert, of Italy, has prom.
ised TO act as godfather for the infant
son of Prince William OF Prussia.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

Dyspepsia and sick headache do not return to
those who have used Great Germsr Hop Bitters.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15

a. PENSIUNS WIDOWS. is1bsr.. aotssss !:
~ 1 children. Thousands yet EMIT ed Pensions given
TEA for loss Of finger, rupture, varicose
4YA veins or or amy Disease. Thousands Of pEion-
lN1hNfX crs and soldiers entitled TO INCREASE and
l&|fy BOUNTY. PATENTS procured for invsnt-
~ IN ors. Soldiers land warrants procured bought
III MN and sold Soldiers and heirs apply for your
ElTM rights at once. send stamps for Pension and
Lkl bounty laws blanks and Instructions Fees hIed
TJh bv law We can refer 70 thousands Of Pensioners
MN and Clients. Address e. n. CeJston & Co.
kAAAUS tain Atty's Lock Box 7ls. ashin gt0n b yC
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
The Lower Glasses.

Where are they? The toiling
millions, the laboring man and wo-
man, the farmer, the mechanic, the
artizan, the inventor, the producer?
Far from it. These are natures no
bility. No matter if they are high
or low station, rich or poor in pelf,
conspicuous or humble in position,
they are surely upper circles in the
order of nature, whatever Fictitious
distinctions Of society, fashionable
or questionable, decree. 1t is not
low, it is the highest duty, privilege
and pleasure for the great man
and high-souled women to earn
what they possess, to work their
own way through life, to be the ar
chitects of their own fortunes.
Some may rank the classes we
have alluded to as only relatively
low, and, in fact, the middling
classes. We insist they are abso-
lutely the highest. If there be a
class of beings on earth who may
properly be denominated low, it is
that class who spend without earn
ing, who consume without produc-
ing, who dissipate on the earnings
OF their relatives, without being
ANYTHING themselves.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
Owned 70 His Record.

The editor was sitting in his re-
volving cane bottomed chair when
Tornado Tom, the travelling terror
of Texas, came in and demanded res
traction of the statement that he
had swindled an orphan out of 81.
Its lie clear through said
the Terror, striking the table with
his fist. Pm as good a man as
smells the atmosphere in this sec
ton"
Perhaps YOU are BETTER" said
the editor, meekly.
MY recodn compare favorably
with yourn," said the Terror with
a sneer; perhaps there are few
little back rackets in your life, sir,
that wouldn't bear microscopic in
vestigatiou."
"Oh, sir, said the editor, visibly
agitated, "den't recall the past;
don't bring up the memories Of the
tomb; l know Eve led hard life
| don't deny it. / killed Shorty
Barnes, the Bowery boy of New
York-hacked him all to pieces
with a knife. / have atoned for it a
thousand times. l blew a mans
head off at log-rolling in Ken
lucky, and bitterly have L repented
of my folly. l slew lot of often
sive citizens of Omaha over a pal
try 81 pot, simply because l got ex-
cited. Oh, could but cheat the
tomb of the men have placed in its
NAV 1 would be happy. But it
was all owing to my high temper
and lack of early training. l know
that l have been wayward, wicked,
and you have a right to come here
and recall those unhappy memories;
but it's mean for all that. Nobody
with a heart would treat man like
YOU have me. Don't leave, stran-
ger; I'll tell you all. l sawed a mans
head off with an old army sabre
lust for" The Texas Terror was
down stairs and halfway around
the corner, while the editor, taking
a fresh chew of rattlesnake twist
continued his peaceful avocations
quietly as a lAw-abiding citizen.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
The Noble Warriors.

Little do we reck as we proceed
with the hum drum of our unevent-
full lives at home, how our con-
gressmen, several hours each day,
are calling up the previous question
and rising to a point of privilege,
in order that we may enjoy the
priceless boon of liberty.
Day after day, while you, gentle
reader, are dawdling the precious
hours away selling goods or saving
wood, these patriots, far from their
homes and loved ones, with ach-
ing heads and fearful eyes, are
making motions to reconsider, and
with clarion voice demanding the
floor and battling on over the vital
question Of mileage.
And yet, while these men have
their shoulders under the national
fabric, and are fearlessly referring
things to committees, or with war
like front and defiant tone moving
to lay them on the table, there are
croakers at home, with nothing to
do but support their families, who
speak leeringly of the labors per
formed by these noble warriors in
the national arena. 1t is not right.
i NVe's Boomerang.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
will be the dearest spot beneath the

will be the dearest spot beneath the
circuit of the sun.
And the influences of home per
petuate themselves. The gentle
grace of the mother lives in the
daughters long after her head is
pillowed in the dust of death; and
fatherly kindness finds its echo in
the nobility and courtesy of sons
who come to wear his mantle and
fill his place; while, on the other
hand, from an unhappy mis-gov-
erned, and disordered home, go
forth persons who shall make other
persons miserable, and perpetuate
the sourness and sadness, the con-
tentions and strifes and ratings,
which have made their own early
lives so wretched and distorted.
Toward the cheerful home the
children gather "as clouds and as
doves to their windows while,
from the home which is the abode
of discomfort and strife and trouble,
they fly forth as vultures to rend
their prey.
The class of men tnat disturb and
disorder and distress the world are
not those born and nurtured amid
the hallowed influence of christian
homes; but rather those whose ear
ly life has been a scene of trouble
and vexation; who have started
wrong in the pilgrimage, and whose
couse is one of disaster to them
selves and trouble to those around
them Friends Intelligencer.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
American Newspaper in 1882.

The American Newspaper Direc-
tory, which will be issued next
month by Geo. 2. Rowen & Co., of
New York, will contain the names
of 10,611 periodicals in the United
States and Territories, which is a
gain of 344 in the year just passed.
The number of daily papers has in
creased in a somewhat larger pro-
portion, and is now represented by
a total of 996 against 92l in 1881.
The largest increase has been in
New York-I0 dailies, 20 of all
sorts. Illinois and Missouri show a
percentage of gain which is even
greater, while Colorado leads all
others in the percentage of increase,
both of daily and weekly issues.
California, Nebraska, Nevada, Ore
gon, South Carolina, Tennessee, Yer
mont, and West Virginia have fall
len behind 1881 in the total number
of periodicals issued. In Georgia,
Maine and Massachusetts the sus
pensions have exactly counterbal-
anced the new ventures. In every
state not mentioned above, and in
the Territories, there has been an
Increase
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
An Editor,s Opinfon.

An editorial friend OF ours, who has
grown enthusiastic over a certain rem
edy which has cured him OF dyspepsia,
general debility and nervousness, writes
an editorial rs follows: ave believe
that Browns Iron Bitters are destined
to be THEtmedicine Of the world. They
give real health and strength to every
part of the body, restore every lost or
impaired organic junction, and give new
life and new vigor to every physical
and mental faculty. Every man and
woman in i'll health should rejoice that
a real cure lies in Browns Iron Bitters.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1882-04-06
Diversity Of Pursuit,

Diversified industries are not
necessarily antagonistic. They are
but the opposing forces that hold in
proper check every material interest
of society. Diversity is written up
on the face of nature. Mountain
and valley, land and sea, the spring
time green, the summer fruit, the
autumn leaf, the winters blight,
are but the evidences of different
sentiments and promptings in the
Divine mind at earth creation.
Change and variety are stamped up
on the earth below, while above we
realize the fact, that is lone glory
of the stars-for one star differeth
from another star in glory" As
in the natural 50 in the physical
world, different conformations, diff
ferent tastes and natural prompt
ings, direct to different pursuits,
into which men gravitate as natus
rally as did the planets to their res
pective orbits. And how wisely are
those different pursuits adapted to
the growth of society and the per-
manent welfare of the people?
Were all men merchants, COM
merce-that great refner and stim-
ulator-would soon furl her sails
and leave the ocean to tempest and
to storm.
Were we all mechanics, the fields
would ripen no harvest, and the
hammer and the saw would be
heard only 'upon the works of our
own hands,"
Were we all manufacturers, the
spindle and the loom would quickly
stop, and the wheel would no long
er move to the power of the stream,
for want of the raw material upon
which to operate.
So, were we all agriculturalists
labor would confine itself to the pro
duction alone of the necessaries of
life. Energies would languish and
die, for there would be no remuner-
alton for toll. Society would ret
rograde as the people became idle
and listless, while progress, with no
good in view and no motive power
to propel, would leave the world TO
abject necessity and slothful indif-
ference.
How essential, then, to growth,
prosperity and happiness is diver
fed industry, and how wisely was
it ordained that so large a majority
of earth's laborers should be en-
gagged in that occupation upon the
success of which that of every one
so eminently depends. 1t antago-
nizes none, for on it all lean for per
manent prosperity. Mutually de
pendent, they should move in sweet
est..harmony, each guarding,with sa-
cred fidelity, the best interest of the
other. The plow, the loom and the
anvil are the grand rounds in the
ladder of advancement. One bro
ken, and ascent is sl"w and unsat-
isfactory.- Hardeman.