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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

Use THE CAIRO BULLETIN perforated
scratch book, made of calendered jute
MANILA, equally good for ink or pencil. For
sale. in three sizes, at the Office. No. 2 and
3. five and ten cents each by the single one,
by the dozen. Special discount on gross
lots to the trade.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
A Card

To ali who are suffering from the errors
aud intersections OF youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay loss of manhood, &c, |
will send recipe that will crre you, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was
discovered by a minister in South America.
Send sell addressed envelope to the Rev.
JOSEPH T ISMAN, Station D., New York
CITY.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
Vor Oysters
20 to DeBaun's, SO OHIO levee.
New Blacksmith shop,

A new horse shneiug shop IA. been open
ed by Mr. p Powers GA Tenth street. All
manner of black IN thing and wagon work
done to order. Repairing work a speciality
Work done promptly. If
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
A GOOD RESTAURANT.

If you want good meal call at Schoen-
meyers Restaurant cor. 10Th st. and Wash
ipgton Ave. Only % cents tor regular
meal, aud day boarders will find the best
accomoiation on reasonable terms.
lila, I'm.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
Fr-sh Oysters
at DeBaun's. So Ohio levee.
iCEl ICEl!
PHOENIX

Out of the fire, cor. of 9Th and Levee, my
ice house and Office is at present a. the
City Brewery, on Washington avenue, oe.
tween 9Th and 9th streets. Orders will be
filed same as usual, both wholesale and
retail Wagons supply regularly every day
JACOB KLEE.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

Notices ID TINS column, eight cents per line for
srst and Ave cents per line each subsequent inser
ion. For one week 80 cents per line. For one
month, 90 cents per line.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

Go to JEFF. Clarks for fancy window
shades and everything pertaining there,o.tf
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

Receipt books, Cairo date line, perfora-
ed stub, suited to any business, manufac-
'ured and for sale at the Cairo Bulletin
Office.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

Old Machinery Castings Wanted
at Rennie's new foundry for which the
highest prices will be paid in cash.
Call at No. 93 Ohio Levee.
II JOHN r. RENNIE.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

Window shades and fixtures at JEFF,
Chrk's. tt
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
SOC. per Can,
Extra Selects, at De Baun's,

Finest lot of window curtains in the
city at jeff. Clarks. It
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

EOR SALH.-one good brick house complete,
one frame house-corner Tenth aud W alnut--to
be removed about March LIST next c. r. WOOD
WARD.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
NEW ADVERTISER EsTs.
Notices In THE column three lines or less Is cent?
one insertion or 81 o. per week.

FOR SALE BIS, ber's chairs, wseh stands, ia.
l. bes &c. CONRAD ALBA, Sixth ttreet
II. l3m.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

X 'R SALE .-- Shoninger parof Organs oc-
tave, stops-in perfect order. Will be sold st
bargain. Call on or address care OF Tribune
Wickfe
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

soc. per Can,
Extra Selects, at Deb suns.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

DOR RENT Furnished rooms Eleventh ST.
Il and Washington avenue. MRS FARRALL.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

nor SALE Blanks, Chsttal Mortgages Special
= warranty and Warranty Deeds at the Bulletin
JOB Office 70 Ohio Levee
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25
GENERAL LOCAL ITEMS.

Notices Ia these coumns, rem cants per line,
sa"t nae-tion and VIII ather marked or not, IL cacu.
tedsto iowa d aDy m ms business interest are
slWAYs paid for
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

sRoULD BE CAREFULLY READ THAT CONNECT
CONCLUSIONS MAY BE ARRIVED AT.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-25

The Metropolis Democrat says that
"the fat has gone forth thai Col, MoKeaig,
Of the Cairo post.offlce, must CO." IF the
Democrat means that when the Coils term
Of Office expires he will not be re. ,pponted
il may he correct, but if II means that the
Col will be removed before that time, it is
very probably mistaken. II will he hut a
few months now until the Coils term ey-
pires, some time in next February, we be.
lieve, and neither the administration nor
any aspiran, for the Coils position could
attain much satisfaction in removing or
succeeding the Col. at any time before the
expiration OF his term. Whether
the Col. will step down and
out voluntarily is somewhat doubtful. Il
is more probable, however, that he will
not, AZ he has already expressed regret
evan at the possibility that his position
might be taken from him at the expiration
of the present term. 1t may be, however
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-05-20

EE-ARNERS ~AFE REMEDY. Scot.- and
w t.ums Eu.c.>i1u. -IlIbv
GEo. 2. LIGHT.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-05-20
E@S-rTH e OLD TIA MILY JOURNAL.
MOR2ES & IRELAND,
NEW IMPROVED
Pate mt Eight Flange
Fire Proof Safe.
THE ONLY EIGHT FLANGE SAFE THE
WORLD,

And containing more Improvements than any
safe made, such Is Patent Inside Bolt Work.
Patent Hinged Cap. Patent -Four Wheel Locks
Inside Iron Innings and Solid Angle Corners
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-05-20
Fall and winter!
Grand Opening Of a Magniiicen; Stock Of
DIX GOODS,
Nnions- Roofa. Sinss. Hts and CLps. DC

IN Dress Goods | name Cashmere. Alpacas
L Deblse. Australian CrcpeS. Dress Flannels.
Domestic Gools-PsintS. Blcached aud Tn
bleached Cottons, Sheetings, Ped Ticks. Canton
Flanncls. Shaser and Medicated Flanncis.
Gin :hams. Crash, &C., &c.
Notions anl Flncy Gojls-s.ik and Linen
Hanikerchie,s La'ies' and Childrcn Hose,
Gloves, Cpr-sts. NubiGs, Holds, Lodgings. Ia
dies and Gents Ties AMI S,aris, ladies 81
chefs, Ladies' Ciois,, y flii iin5 Of Drc's Shirts
and Underwear.
White anI Grey Blankets. Table on Coil
White Quilts. skirts, READY-MADE CLOTH
ING. g.. &s. " ave prepared 90 takeail corn
in trad, or on ac-laat. &a- ROLL IN YOUR
CORN 10 trouble to show Goods. Whether
you wish 90 purchase or not, No1Nlll b~stfeli-
Ell with the sam. p5itanc,s and attention. 50
tisrlrtinn guarantee in every ra-icular. Gall
and sea ma before pifci3sing eisewhcre
Resaectfuliv. G.. ~. T~RtSSELL.
4. J.. ErcrisoS, s.lesucn.
y. DO. TEcs5a-L.
Oct 20 i>-O.
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Tor The I eiiday7S

Slv .-. Is c.nc,a 'iy stocked with Che best SUI
-srs ~,iep-. Niucc Meat. Coutcc,ionS, Torc-n.
and u..rc-ic Fruits oud Nu,s ot every de-
s--H.1. also variety o- Fancy Goods, on+
Toss .r p-'u~.'l.
Fl.ar. Nc.j Bso10. r., sisays ON hand.
Country Producc taken ln exchange Tor
Grls s highest prizes. Goods delivered
Oi-h.u -uc corporate iuit t-ee of clar-c.
i. RAN. HDDNitk,
East Room. Sailer building.
D,.7nlhrc ID. t-sl.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-05-20
NOTICE.

A IL persons indebted 10 the undersigned ~
y former agent 81 TIE 3. r o. Il. r.. Company
ior Frei4ha, ~ Commissions. OF - the late firm
oCStarry 4 !nck, are notified thai payment must
kc made stu'ce.
JAY Is, 1873. ). y. SIAHhl'
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-05-20
Phoenix Carriage Works

7 HAVE on hand and an constantly adding
thereto atmy Coach Factory IN Berry lille,
Clarke county. Virginia, many handsome, sub
'tantial and easy going vehicle
CARRIAGES. SHIFTING-TOP BUGCIES,
PHErQNS. BOCKAWAYS. WAGON
ErfES, &C, &c.
ItiswcD worth the attention % those who need
any Of these articles 20 call and examine nv
stock. REPAIRS of all descriptions promptly
made, and the most liberal terms and low char
ges rulc IN my transactions.
ESQ. c. THOMAS.
B-rryville,
Clarke County, Va.
Mav s. 1850.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-05-20

Call attAe Foundry and NJachirc shop bcfo
purchasing. WEIRICk & WELLER.
Cha-l-stlvn. Aux. q. 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06
TELEGRAPHIC
Washington Wtsps.

ashlngtOn, 5.-Cameron, of Wis
consln, introduced a bill in the
senate to-day granting the right of
way 10 the Arizona Southern Rail-
road on strip of land 2OJ feet wide
through the Papago Indian reserva-
ZION III Arizona Delegate Ouray
introduced similar bill in the
House.
The scheme to pass the river and
harbOr appropriation bill under d
suspension of the rules i'll the
House to-day was abandoned. Mr..
Page, chairman of the committee,
who was instructed to put the bill
upon its passage, decided that it
had best be brought up in its regu-
lar order and fully debated
before being passed. The House
was not in a very liberal
mood, and while a combination
of great magnitude bad been effected
by providing for the local interests
OF over twO-thirds Of the members,
large minority was opposed to
voting away S17,00O000 with only
half an hours debate and under a
suspension of the rules. Tomorrow
the general deficiency bill will be
considered, and when it is out of the
way the river and harbOr bill will
be taken up. Three days time will
in all probability be required it.
Senator Plumb reported favorably
to the Senate from the committee
on public lands to-day, bill for
the relief of homestead settlers
on public lands. 1t provides that
when a homestead entry has been
made O / unoccupied lands, and set
tiers shall have Improved the same
in good faith for agricultural pur-
poses with houses and trees, or
otherwise in a substantial manner,
and shall be compelled by sickness
or necessity to labor for the support
of his family, to absent him for
part of the time during the period
of residence, he shall have the right
to prove his bona tide occupation
and improvement of the land, not
withstanding his absence; where
settler has settled upon and i'm
proved land, and dies before the
period of residence fixed by law ex-
pires, and his family or agent or rep
resentative of family continues to
possess and improve the land,
patent shall be issued to his widow
or the representative Of the estate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06

Chicago, 5.-RegardinR the DOYLE
case, Washington special ssvs: Mvs-
ferrous things are constantly bapnen;n0.
Only little over 8 week $50. the custe-
dian OF the bureau, Bell, was dismissed
for carelesst ess in leaving two important
dies outside the safe when the closing I'D
time came. Now, since Bell is Out. he
refuses to talk about his case. and adds
to the mystery of bis dismissal. appar-
emily being very we'll satisfied with his
disgrace. Upon the heels of this come
the poisoning of Brooks, chief of the Sc
cret service. One dAy during last week
ne was violently i'll, with 4 humber OF
members of his family. Examination
shows that arsenic in beef tongue was
eaten by the family. Whv should
Brooks be poisoned at the time when
rumors are plenty at the treasury that the
counterfeiters hold enough stock In re-.
serve to dictate their own terms? In All
his medley of intrigue, the case of Dovle.
at Chicago, is made to look very small
Whether he gets out or not is now re.
gsrded of little consequence if govern
ment can really get at the bottom of the
affair. One thing is certain, the treasury
people will not be able TO 60 on much
40 s1ei "lIAO0S htII AcbiHR VIC ATTENTION
of Congress. Fit we're not so near the
close Of session when so many interests
are pressing to the front, resolution of
inquiry would have been introduced and
pushed for consideration. It is believed
that this week the treasury people will
order BrockwAy and Smythe released.
Ii this is done the interest will be con-
eentrated upon treasury investigation
Of the alleged facts submitted in the in
terest of Doyle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06
We closing out LargeLineaOf.
RAW SILKS REPS and DAMASKS VERY CHEAP

You can Save Money by buying your Spring, House
Furnishings from u.s. as determined to Close Out
Large..L Lots Cheap.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06
A Wreck.

Chicago, 5.-The Schooner Yankee
Blade, Of Muskegon, with cargo of
1000 cedar ties from False PreSque
Isle, ende2vOred 10 make this port
in the gale on Saturday afternoon,
but was unable to do so, and after
dragging her anchor, went before
the gale and was beached, at 7
O'Clock, five miles south Of South
Chicago. The crew of seven men
were obliged to take to the rigging
to escape the waves which broke
over her, and remained there until
taken off by tug yesterday. -Phe
vessel is total wreck. She was
valued at $1,000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06
junction Of D. & Il. q. and &. B.
SO

Denver, 5.-The oft-repeated ru-
NOR of an alliance between the Col
orado branch of the Chicago Bur
lington and Quincy road and the
Denver and Rio Grande seems about
to be confirmed. Two hundred men,
to-day, were connecting the tracks
of the tive roads in this city, rum
ming over land owned by the Den
yer and New Orleans Company in
so doing. 1t is rumored that the
magnates of the two roads held
secret consultation at Colorado
Springs yesterday. 1t is generally
believed here that the triparty ar
rangement will soon be ruptl led.
Open war in a few days is appre-
hended by many.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06
COmtn: Greatness.

Washington, 4.-Chief Justice Waite,
Justice Gray. Gen. Sherman and one or
two Others will take trip 10 Yellowstone
Park, Yosemite Valley and other great
places OF the Pacific Coast this summer.
This party OF gentlemen will start early
in July, and although Gen. Sherman has
just returned from long and busy jour
ney to the Coast, he is as enthusiastic
over the project as if it we're to be his first
visit to these places, instead of the tenth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-06
HOTEh ARRIVALS.
June 5, 1882.
VALLEY HOUSE.

VALLEY HOUSE.
VIM Harfst, Butte. II T; VIM Stock
dale, T W Thsyer, Mick Dosne, Silver
Rect: S b Hardy, Samuel Jones, Lizzie
Jones, Provo; w A Taylor, Cambridge,
Ohio; T g Wilson, j n NOrcross, Fred
Perkins, Mitchell's Pleasure Party; q
Hullen, P Hatch, Richmond; Archie An
derson, n P Jones, Gmshs; c A. Cal
vert, st Louis.
CONTINENTAL HOTEL.
IS a ustin, Germans; ] C Hammer,
J w Willerd, Bingham; E Nicholson,
Provo; Mrs z Z Tompkins, American
Fork; Miss L McKenmsn, Gunnison;
j L Billings. st Louis, 3 Galdon, Mass:
J 2 Frost. d s. r @; W A Clark and
wife, Galley, Col; P d Emerter, K <
Williams, Ogden; George Warner, Butte
CITY, III T; A ] Stsnehfed, Bingham;
] S Wheeler, John g Holt, F 8 Kinuseh,
E P Ferrey, Park City; c Il Pratt, st
Joseph, No.
WHITE HOUSE,
WIN Beth, Paysen, Mrs Blake and
child, 81 6 Rockefeller, Oushs; NJ Bru-
mean, Tooele; j Shearn. Tintic; W Hat
1elQg 6pElHRVlll6s SbeNOnsNNt - -
Cottonwood; 8 Kedet, Chicago; d d
Sullivan, D Sullivan, w B Evans, Park
CITY; S e AIRED, S F Cahill, Sanpete;
NJ E Pitts, b Pslmerton, 3 81 Xix,
Thompson, Soda Springs; Miss L
ley, II Calico, New York, Z Meheeh-
ney, Pleasant Grove; NJ Powers, Amerl-
Dan Fork; P A HAnsAn, Racine, Wis; y
E Tufts, Philadelphia; j w Bartlett, St
Paul; j p Campbell, @ Bauer, San
Francisco; ] Shettle, NJ F Arnett, y Z
Eastman, Q w Heidel, Binkham'
Cliff HOUSE.
&c Anderson. J Brady, Alta; Thos
Duegan, D & r g; B RothschiId, I'M
tic; 81 Hanson, Bingham; w ) McdoT-
sers, Nebraska; VIM ClsdinE, T1ntlc; =
L Preston, z Ryan, Frisco; John DULY,
Frank Mclaughlin, Park CITY; " y
Hickman, Bingham; A NJ Jensen; L q
R G; JAS Kennedy, j Mills, Z Aenl
nedy, Pueblo; John Alphim. WOO
River, n ellis, Park City; A 1 moore
lows; William Bell, Phoebe; James eAi-
lentine, Clirlew; Il Brsndett, Ael'on ;
q Hansen, Bingham.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
Ants as q Marketable Commodity.

1.-THE ENID
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

1t seems that in many parts of the
province of Canton the orange trees ara
injured by certain worms, and to rid
themselves from these pests the inhab-
itants import ants from the neighboring
hills. The hill people throughout the
summer and winter find the nests of two
species of ants. red and yellow. sus.
pended from the branches of various
trees. The "orange and breeders are
provided with pig or goat bladderS
baited inside with lard. The orifces OF
these they apply to the entrance of the
bag-like nests, when the ants enter tho
bladders. and, as DIR. Mcgowan ex-
presses it, "become a marketable COM
modify at the orangeries." The trees
are colonized by placing the ants on
their upper branches, and bamboo rodi
are stretched between the different
trees, SO as to give the ants easy acce ss
to the whole orchard. This remedy has
been in constant use at least since 1640,
and probably dates from a much ca. lier
period. Nature.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
Mothers Turn.

at is mothers turn to be taken care
of now"
The speaker was q winsome young
girl. whose bright eyes, fresh color and
winsome looks told of light-hearted
happiness. Just out of school, she had
the air of culture, which is an added at
traction to blithe young face. 1t was
mothers turn now. Did she know how
my heart went out to her for her unset
fish words?
Too many mothers in their love of
their daughters entirely overlook the
idea that they themselves need recrea-
ton. They do without all the easy,
pretty and charming things. and say
nothing about it; and the daughters do
not think there is any seltdenial in
volved. Jenny gets the new dress, and
mother wears the old one, turned up
side down and wrong side out Lucy
goes on the mountain trip and mother
STAYS at home and keeps house.
Emily is tired of study and must lie
down in the afternoon; but mother.
though her back aches, has no time for
such an indulgence.
Dear girls, take good care of your
mothers. Coax them to let you relieve
them of some of the harder duties, which
for years they have patiently DONE
I,stettigencer.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08

An my papa he gave queer sort Of Q
ely an drops the correction-box; an,
all the centsis fell ON the floor In
frankie Hills pew, an'-an' nv pas
face went redder n red, an his ears,
an his neck. an he turns round an
sees our Bah scamperin' after the mouse,
an he started to 60 after her.
An everybody on our side was a-look.
in at Bah. An the people at the other
side that couldn't see Bah was lookin' al
my pa. An then they all looked at Mr..
Green-that's the min STEFAN Mi.
Green he was lookin' orful solemn.
An the mouse ran acrost the raised
place covered with red carpet, where
the minister sits; an he ran under his
chair an Bah after him. An all the
dickens had laid down their. correction
boxes an was goin' there, too-not un-
der his chair l don't mean, but up to the
raised place with red carpet.
An the mouse he scampered to the
door that's one side of where the MINI
ster sits, an he couldn't get out. an
there wasn't no hole for him. an Bah
was after him lickety split, an'-an'-
Well, he coined back an ran into old
Miss Tromley's pew. an she screamed
an ran out. An then there was q reg
lar scrimmage, an the dickens was all
mixed up, an Bah was among their
feet, an my pa he stopped down an
then he came down tween the pews
with Bah in his arms an his fac was
ortul. An he went out with Bah, an
the other dickens went for their boxes.
An Mr.. Green he'd dropped his
hank cher an he was orful long
pickin' it up. An then he coughed an
hid his face in his hank'che an he
shocked all over just like he did when
my pa told that story about the dicken
what put the wrong plaster on his nose.
An everybody was laughin'. but !
was cryin' cause l didn't know what
my pa would do Bab-or-or-me.
An frankie Hill was pickin' up cents
in his pew when my pa coined back;
an he took me by the arm, an led me
out of the church, an says, very stern;
$50 home"
An our house is close by, so 1 went
all by myself, and my pa went back to
his correction-box.
An l don't know what came of the
mouse; but Jemima Jane says it's a
good thing my mas away, an I'll get
a proper correction when my pa gets
home.-Joy Vetrepont, I'm Youths COM
pGniOn.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
IN HARBOR.

think u is over, over
think 1t is over at last:
Voices Of foeman and lover,
The sweet and the bitter, have passed:
Life, IKE a tempest of ocean.
Hath ouibtown its ultimate blast.
There's tut faint sobbing seward,
While the calm of the tide deepans leeward,
And behold like the welcoming culver
OF heart-pulses throbbed through the river
Those lights in the Harbor at last
The Heavenly Harbor at last!
1 feel it is over, over
The winds and the waters surcease;
How few were the days of the Rover
hatsmiled i'm the beauty of peacel
And slant and dim was the omen
That limited redress or release.
From the ravage of Life and its riot,
What marvel yearn for the quiet
Which bides in this Harbor at last?
For the lights, with their welcoming culver,
That throb through the sanctified river
Which girdles the Harbor It last
The Heavenly Harbor at last?
know it is over, over
know it is over at last:
Down sail; the sheathed anchor uncover;
For the stress of the voyage has passed:
Life. like tempest of ocean,
Hath outblown its ultimate blast.
There's but faint sobbing seaward.
While the calm of the tide deepens leeward,
And behold like the welcoming CULVER
OF heart-pulses throbbed through the river,
Those lights in the Harbor at last
The Heav emily Harbor at last!
Paul III. Hdyne, in Hdrpers Magazine.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-09-08
A Change Of Mind.

"There is certain man in this town
whom I'm going to lick until he won't
be out of bed for six months after, and
want to know what it will cost mep"
So said man who entered q Girls
void street law office yesterday, and il
was plain to be seen that his dander was
way up.
"Let's see?" unused the lawyer. .Pu
defend you for 80. If you lick him in
first-class manner your fine will be
about S25. Then there will be few
dollars costs. say enough to make the
whole thing foot up $40. l think that
l can safely promise that it won't cost
you over that
Forty dollars! Forty dollars for
licking man! Why. can't 90 thatr'
''Well, pull his nose, then. The last
case had OF that sort the fine was only
S15. That will reduce the gross sum to
thirty
81 want to tear him all to pieces. but
I can't afford to pay like that for the
fun. How much would it cost to spit
on him?'
swell. that's an assault, you know,
but the fine might not be over ten doll
lars. l guess S25 would see you
through"
Lands! how do want to crush that
man! Suppose knock his hat off?''
"Well, about $40 would cover that"
Il can hardly hold myself, but $40
is pretty steep. Can't l call him
liar"
"Oh. yes. think s15 would cover
that"
"Well, Ill see about it. I'm either
going to call him q liar or else tell every
body that he is no gentleman, or else
give him an awful pounding. I'll see
you again"
my fee is S." observed the law
yer.
What for?''
"For my advice"
The pulverizer glared at him for hall
a minute, and then laid down "V."
and started slowly out with the remark:
I'm going straight to that man and
beg his pardon, and tell him that I'm
the biggest fool in Detroit! Thank
heaven that you didn't get but one claw
on mer'-DetroH Free Press.