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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
The Kindness Of Nature.

Nature intended that the art Of healing, the
sustaining Of animal life, the enjoyment OF
perfect health, and the road longevity should
Be searched for principally among the herbs
and vegetables OF earth, and not onein thou.
sand who seeks to be relieved by the use OF
for. Then away with mercurial medicineel
Let Nature be assisted by nature! Invigorate
the system and improve the animal economy
Of nutrition and assimilation, BY using such
Well-known and tried, harmless yet effective
vegetable tonics Is Yellow Dock, Sarsaparilla,
which enter into the composition Of DR.. Guy
oott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla II you
are weak, nervous and debilitated, or suner
from dyspepsia, weak kidneys, impure blood,
etc, It will do you more permanent good than
any other remedy known.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

ms. LUCY T. COLEMAN, Of Hamilton, O.,
writes< "For many years I suffered from
blood, and irregularities were my greatest
troubles. / was also very nervous, and at
times nv heart ached most severely. often
sufferedfrom heartburn, belching, nausea, etc,
after meals. was advised BY my neighbor,
Mrs. Longmore, to try DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and SarsaparillA Having tried SO many
highly pleased to find 1t just the medicine !!
needed. It surely must contain some secret
ingredients, for can not believe that simply
yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla would create
such remarkable change IS 1t did in my case:
That queer sensation Of bearing down and
pain in the loins never troubles me any more
af nj. ~
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
Rs.sviss tie Capltsl.

A fev wears AGO il was the fashion
among o certain clique OF politicians,
whose utterances were echoed by por-
t;on of the press, to clamor for the remov-
alof the Cspitol from Washington tosome
renresentative Western city near to the
geographical center of the country. Inc
topic seemed to prove . seven days won
der, however, and was soon forgotten IN
the rush and requirements OF the Na1on,s
nrpent business. Now whether the Capt.
toll win ever be removed or not is notnear
80 interesting question to some people
AZ whether rheumatism can or viii 0e re-
moved from their bodies. The SUBJECT
of the removal of this disease from the
system has very successfully Interested
mxriads of people, and from the extend
ed expressions conveyed by the almost
innumerable statements received rom
representatives ofevery class OF the COM
munity, we append the following Driei Sc
MISUNDERSTANDING for the benent OF inc
reader that the disease referred 10 IS
rheumatism or neuralgia and the remedy
is that grand old pain panacea[St.
Jacobs Oh.-The Rt. Rev. Bishop Gll-
mour, Cleveland. Ohio: Excellent Tor
Rheumatism and kindred diseases. 1t has
benefited me greatly."-Hon. Carter d.
Harrison, Mayor of Chicago: HAS been
used In my family and neighborhood with
remarkable results, and l think it an ex-
cellent remedy."-John Carr Moody,
ESQ.,, Counselor-at-Law, Vallejo. CAL:
1.-The relief afforded in short time was
such as to make me disregard the evl-
dence of my own sense" Capt. Paul
Boyton, the World Renowned Swimmer:
II do not see how could get along with
out St. Jacobs Oil" -Mr. D. w. Mcdonald,
| Sergeant-at-Arms of the House OF Com
mons, Ottawa, Can: "A splendid RENEE
DIV; cured rheumatism of my wrist and
hand" -Commande j. B. Coghlan, us:
n, Mare Island, CAL: complete and
wonderful cure of most painful attacks OF
rheumatism. WIN. H. Wareing. Esq,
Asst. General Supt. New York Post-office:
"Proved all that is claimed for the Oil and
found efficacious. Ready relief for rheu-
matte pains. ~ EXP ostmasterGen James,
while Postmaster of New York. tersely
and Enthusiastically endorsed Supt:
Wareing'sr by writing: Il concur:
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
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Dangers From Electric Aparatus.


Did you ever take an electric shocke
Have you ever read OF q person being
struck by lightning? Then you know
that electricity, in sufficient quantity,
Is very powerful and even dangerous
thing. r~,.4. $500
1t is becoming important for young
persons to remember this whenever they
visit exhibitions, factories or business
establishments of any kind where cleo
trio apparatus is used; for new kinds
are steadily coming into use which in
volve novel dangers for persons who
NEEDLE with them carelessly.
At an exhibition of electricity, lately,
q machine was shown in which there
was an armature revolving very rapidly
thirty times a second. 1t looked
smooth and beautiful, but really it had
rough jagged edge, somewhat like
circular saw. You know that when
circular saw is revolving, one cannot
see the teeth. A visitor carelessly
touched this revolving armature and
his finger was torn to pieces.
At the same exhibition a gentleman
happened to tread upon wire which
was feeding lamp with electricity, and
at the same moment he took hold Of the
lamp to examine it. Immediately the
electricity flowed through his feet body
and hand, and it is one curious thing
that when electricity is passing through
ones muscles they contract. This per-
son could not unclasp his hand, neither
could he move his feet. He was par
alyzed. The workmen around ran away
afraid there would be an explosion.
But a person who understood about
electricity came by, and he Immediately
lifted the sufferers feet off the wire.
This broke the current, aud saved the
mans life
Even the wires which run in various
directions along streets and through
buildings to supply electric lights are
dangerous. They can sometimes give
person fearful shock if they are touched
in particular way; or can set fire tt
woodwork or curtains if they become dis
arranged or the insulating material Gov
ering them decays and drops is rubbed
Off Two or three persons have beer
killed or dangerously shocked by med
ding ignorantly with these wires. A
gentleman was once leaning against :
balustrade in building where an cleo
trio apparatus was in operation, and hi
gold watch chain was pressed agains
two wires through which current wa
flowing. The fluid Immediately bega1
coursing through the chain, heated it re-
hot and burned spot in his vest. H
will know hereafter that one should b
careful in leaning against electrics
things. On account of these dangers, an
for some other reasons, electricians ar
now trying the experiment Of inclosin
the wires in a tube and burying them I'm
der the ground. As long as they are al
lowed to hang exposed, every one VIII
does not understand electricity thol
oughly should remember to be caret'
when he is near electrical apparatus
wires.-Christian Union.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
The Panic at Lyons.

The aspect of the great'City of Lyons,
crushed as it is by the great financial
panic, is both lamentable and terrible.
The situation of things is so complI-
Gated so chaotic, that after twenty-four
hours of close study hardly know how
to begin my story, so 4 am obliged to
nut of until tomorrow the thousand
details gathered about the catastrophe,
which has nearly ruined the second city
of France from top to bottom and from
bottom to top. The exaggerated specu-
lation into which the whole city has been
dragged is such that the loss of the
brokers is estimated at an enormous
figure. For the present | prefer to
accept the sum which the Chamber adj
mits. nainely-36,O 100000 of francs.
You must understand that these millions
do not include the individual losses of
each member on Change, as each one
has been specializing on his own account.
To the contrary, this only constitutes
what is owing to brokers from their
customers, who had heavy margins de-
posted to their credit, but not heavy
enough for this terrible break in the
market. The result is that until they
can ward off total disaster the brokers
have suspended payments. A heavy
cloud of sorrow hangs over the city like
a pail As yet they dare not uncover
the r,lins-the total failures, the posi-
tions of the mosrhonorable men are SO
fearfully compromised. From the day
laborer to the millionaire, or rather the
ex-millionaire, everybody has lost. Nc
one has the first sou toward a settle
ment. d.
A man who is above all suspicion Of
dishonesty came to see his agent, and
said: Il have 100000 francs; here il
is. Take it. It's all 1 can give you OF
the 5000, 900 which l lose. What do yot
want me to do about the difference? L
commit suicide will it change any
thing? I would willingly do that bu
could they make gold or bank notes on
of my blood?'
One must recognize the fact that, i
all who can't pay their differences fol
the end of the month commit suicide
this CITY. La Croix, Rouse and Brot
teau will become vast cemeteries. Bus
mess is totally supended. The numerou
croups in the street talk only Q
disaster. and the women and children
weep without knowing, the why 0
wherefor. The women themselves ha
"taken hand" Widows. shop-glrls
and the cabontines'' of the cafe con
certs and second-rate theaters carrie'
their wages to the bourse anu won
Now they have lost, pay nothing.
The bourse is open but there is n
business transacted. Not quotatlo
was made during the whole day.
few of the terrified sold for cash a fey
City of Paris bonds or shares OF In
Credit Foncier hid the money and too
the first train for Geneva. So far,
Young man has suicided in bath, an
an old officer gone crazy, and the Wi
of a leading merchant has disappeared
GInhappily we fear, these will not be tt
only cases of the kind. The old bours
ers have not lost all hope. We are e.
pecting anything. but know nothing.
Paris Figaro.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
The seven wonders of the world,

The seven wonders of the world, IN
ancient times, were the pyramids OF
Egypt, the Pharos of Alexandria, the
walls and hanging gardens of Babylon,
the temple of Diana, the statue OF the
Olympic Jupiter, the Mausoleum OF Ar
temesia, and the Colossus of Rhodes.
The seven wonders of the world in mod
ern times are the printing press, the
steam engine, the telegraph, the da-
guereotype, the telephone, the phono-
9raph. and the electric light.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

AS far as we are concerned, give US
our sleigh ride in June, when the helds
are green, the flowers are in bloom ana
the Welcome shade of the trees tempers
the rays of the sun. Then we can SIT IN
our four-wheeled sleigh with the top
turned back, and without bell to JIM
ole, nothing to disturb but the busy hum
Of insect life and the singing OF the
birds, throw the reins carelessly over
the dashboard. and allowing the horse to
take his own time we'll take ours. Talk
about your sleigh-rides!-New Hace'
Re0iSter.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

DIR. Hammond says when you stick
your finger in your ear, the roaring
sound you hear is the circulation IN your
finger. Probably when you stick in a
lead-pencil the same roaring which you
then hear is the circulation of sap in the
pencil.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

Already the Grand Commandery OF
California is beginning to move in the
matter of preparations for the trienniai
conclave Of knights Templar, in San
Francisco, Aug. q, 1883. APrenmi ma
~ committee has been appointed tne
day of convocation has been hxed. cor
respondence with commentaries IN the
East has been opened up, and other
matters incidental to SO important an
event have been actively entered upon.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

"A gang of seven juvenile thieves % has has
been broken up in Brooklyn, n. Y. The
leader is only sixteen years OF age, but
has attained notoriety enough to secure
his picture in the gallery OF wrong-doers
At police headquarters. The operations
nf these juveniles have been carried on
mic extensively Tor ssvsral nonfns'
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

La vern Mulvey, a lad of fifteen,
was distressingly injured in q hocnes'
ter CN. " laundry a few days ago.
nearly the whole of his right arm being
torn from his body by the machinery
Racked with pain, almost his first CT!
was: "What will become OF my mother!
/ am her only support, and what can
do with this?"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

w, Iii, our rulers when We remove from the
human svstem whatever DISCREPANCIES the
nerves. br. Benson's Celery and Chamomile
Pills relieve from subsection to the power ss OF
headache, sleeplessness and dyspepsia. Ihey
Contain no opium or hurtful drug. DR.. c. w:
Benson's Skin Cure is sure and pelIscs
remedy for all diseases OF the Skin ana scalp
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

"L1rr1E thanks are due to him who only
pives away what is of no use to himself Inc
thanks of invalids the world over are being
showered on the inventor of Kidney, wort; 10.
they are giving health to all. Kidney Wort
moves the bowels regularly, cleanses the
blood, and radically cures kidney diseasS,
gravel. piles, bilious headache and pans WHICH
Are caused by disordered liver and kidneys.
thousands have been cured-why should you
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
Guilty Of Wrong.

Some people have fashion OF confusing
excellent remedies with the large mass OF
Upatept medicines" and in this they are
s,iilty of wrong. There are some advertised
remedies fully worth all that is asked for them,
and one at least we know of-H0p Buffers.
The writer has had occasion to use the Bitters
IN jrst such a climate as we have most OF the
year in Bay City, and has always found them
to be firstrclass and reliable, doing all that u
claimed for them.-Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

WE see in the Nev York Spirit Of The 1in'es
mention of the cure of Mr.. George Drake, 40
Fifth street, Indianapolis, Ind, OF severe
case of water rheumatism, by the use OF St
Jaeobs Oil.-Cincinndf ENQUIRER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

"A candidate for admission to the
bar in Ohio defined libel, the other day,
to be sssomething man says. and after
ward wishes he hadn't"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

IA man would be heap better on
eff he was as perticler bout de whisky
he drinks as he is bout de water" re-
mxrks N ObssrvAns Old d~rksy.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
Bed-Ridden and Cured.

WE. HuEarIs, of Emporia, Kan, says thas
his wife had been sick nearly seven years, ana
for the last four months bed-ridden Ashe mas
been treated by number OF physicians ano
only grew worse. Her attention was called to
TIr Pierce,s ssGolden Medical Discovery" ana
"Fayorite Prescription, which she commenced
usine. In one week She could sit up, and IN
three weeks could walk about By druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

ST rH1NK," said Mrs. Parsington, getting
ND from the breakfast table, Z" l will take 2
tower or 60 on a discussion. The bill says, II
plural spot, and to mistake of very cold col
lection. hope it won't be as cold As ours
was for the poor last Sunday: Why, there
wasn't efficient to buy . foot for restitute
vidder." And the old lady put on her sash
1of<
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

SIZE was q wee bit of lovable humanity, and
when she murmured eyes, to his tender in
curry, be called her . little one for assent"
NJ Y Neacs.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

"WuAr to eat and how to cook it, is the
name of . book recently published. "What
to eat and where to get II, would meet with
4 Hyelier sale among the labering classes.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

GeneF6I DeDI1ICy SuU H7tSoH ~ =
R.v. PIERCE, NJ. D., Buffalo, N. T.: Dear
Sir-My wife has been taking your uoiuen
AM general debility, AMI has found them to be
rood medicines. and would recommend them TO
ali sufferers from Liver Complaint, Sour Stom-
ach and General Debility. Yours fraternaiiy,
n. e. HARMON, Pastor NJ. E. Church, Elsan, LII.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

IT =. impossitle for woman after . faithful
course of treatment with Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, to continue TO sui1er
with a weakness of the uterus Enclose
stamp to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, 25 western
Avenue. Lynn, Mass, for her pamphlets
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

You've, middle-aged, or old men, suffering
from nervous debility or kindred a1ections,
should address, with two stamps, lor Iarge
treatise, WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AZ
socIATIoN, Buffalo, N. I.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

BACON says: "Reading makes full man."
That must be the Reading in Pennsyivania
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

PAT saws he was born on the last day OF the
wear, and congratulates himself that he was
horn at all. s:For II it had been the next day
THAT would have become of meP-Q1z.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

You can swallow L. E. Ransom Butter color
and the effect will not De dinefeh' LIZA" iAo'''
eating same quantity OF butter.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

Why are seeds, when sown, like gate posts
Because they are planted in the earth 70 prop
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

~THE Diamond Dyes for family use have
no EQUALS. All the popular colors are easily
dyed, and are fast and beautiful Only "
cents . package.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
SAMARITAN NERVINK
ID FOB GALE
1lO ALL nRHGGlSTS

b L ALL O1COOOA II =
mr. NAV be had direct from u. For further inform.
ton inclosc stamp for our lnustfateo Sou"> s"AN
eyidcnces Of cures. Address
m. q. A. RICHA1OND d Co.,
Worlds Epleptic Institute.
ct. JOSEPH MO-.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr.. Isaac
Thompsonis EyeWater. Druggists sell 1t. &c
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17

TIE man with the broadest smile Is he VINO
uses Frazer Axle Grease. This Is honest.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
Ten Year, Experience.

CEDARv1LLE, o., Dec. 10, 1851
Have used Piso's Cure for Consumption In
nv family for ten years, and want nothing
better as a cough remedy. j. A. HAREND.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-17
Debility and Liver Complaint.

By contracting disease you help to spread
T. Queer, isn't it?-Nesc Hdyen Palladium.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-04-08

On Wednesday night last quite large com
panv assembled at the residence Of Mr.. John
Deckabauch, Freedom. to witness the mar
riage Of Mr.. Reed Buckingham and Miss Allie
Deekabaugh. The ceremony was performed
by the Rev. A. J. Gill, of the NJ. Z. Church,
WHO'S always ON hand on these happy occasions.
An elegant supper was gwen by the bride :
father. The happy pair were started on ON
hfes journey with the warm congratulations
Of their many friends. Let the marriage bells
sound again.
Rev DIR. Bullock, Chaplain Of the [. 5.
Senate, preached at Springfield Presbyterian
Church last Sunday to a large congregation,
and after the regular services presided over
the congregational meeting, at which the Rev.
p p Fionrnoy. now stationed at Rockville,
was elected pastor Of the church Mr.. Flour.
noy viii preach to his new charge on Easter
Sunday.
Thomas Dell, aged 45 years, living near
Taylorsville, was found dead about l2o' clock
Wednesday night, about hundred yards from
his house. 10 which he was returning from
visiting \ neighbor. Heart disease was the
eause Of his death.
The windmill at the Academy is completed,
and stands over sixty feet high. Situated as
il is on the highest point around here, i can
be seen for many miles.
Several rnnaways have occurred this week
in Sykesville. Mr.. A. p. Gordon. Cumming
was thrown from light wagon which be was
driving, the horse having become frightened
at some parties sitting sand. Two Of the wagon
wheels passed over Mr.. Gordon Cumming >
neck, but he escaped with only slight brsise.
Mr. John Bennetts team ran of with his
huckster wagon, being frightened by the cars,
End broke up things generally. Atier fixing
his wagon and harness, ard nearing home.
they ran of again. this time damaging his
stock of Easter goods
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-04-08

The weather has been very spring like for
several days, which has given fresh impetus
20 activity among farmers, merchants and
mechanics.
The usual hustle and hurry in removing to
and from, so common Al this season, has been
BY no means wanting during the last few days
in our usually quiet little country town. Sew
eral families have changed residences. Mr..
Jesse Bollinger has purchased house and lot
here from Salem Martin and has become =
neighbor William Martin, who formerly
lived with Mr.. Joseph Allgire, has removed to
Patapseo, and Mr.. Norris, formerly Of REFS
terstown, is engaged in opening 3 grocery and
dry goods store at this place, while John w.
Wilhelm has removed TO Hampstead.
Cornelius ArmaeoSt IS building a new barn,
4sx32 feet George Stull is also repairing
his, and JabeE A. Bush is making preparations
TO build dwelling house, SKIS feet, as an
addition TO the one in which be nov resides.
Mr.. George Koons has left 10 take charge
Of NJ. Lucahaagh's mill, and while We regret
his absence, we can congratulate Mr.. Lack
abaugh upon his success ia obtaining skill
fel miller
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-04-08
MARRIED.

In Westminster, Nd, at the residence Of
the brides brother DIR. j. Howell Billings
lea. on April 5, 1882, by Rev. j. r. Murray,
D. D.. assisted by Rev. J. T. Ward. ID. ID.
Dr. James Fl. Frazer, of Elkton, Nd. and
Miss Ada NJ. Billingslea, of this city,
At the Lutheran parsonage, in Unontown,
March 81. 1882, by Rev. u. l.. FLOYD. Mr.
William H. Cgrbaugh and Miss Clara Furncy,
both of this county.
At the residence of the brides brother. al
Aurora, Indiana, on February 18th. 1882. by
Rev. Mr. Wells, Theodore H. Biggs. of this
county and Miss Lille Biggs, of Belfast, Ire
land
At the residence of Elder J. A. Saxton,
near Woodsboro, Frederick county, Nd, on
March 10, 1882, by Elder VIM. Palmer. as
sisted by Elder ]. A. Saxton, Willard F.
Romp and Miss Sarah A. Trout. all of Fred.
erick county, Nd.
At the residence of the brides parents, near
Woodbine, ON April 1, 1882, by Elder VIM.
Palmer, Celius W. Fogle and Miss Sarah E.
Davis, both of this county.
On March 30th. 1882, in Manchester, by
Rev. William Quigley. William f. Shaeffer
and Miss Mary A. Peterson, of Woodberrv.
Baltimore county, Md.
April I'd, 1882 by Rev. II. W. Kuhns, Mr..
John Z. Houck and Miss Annie c. Arbaugh,
both of this county.