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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-07-07
A Chapter Oh secret Societies.
A sEAsONABLE sQUIB BY MIR. HAwKEYE
BURDETTE.

4 SEASONABLE SQG1B BY MIR. HAWkEGE
BURDETTE.
On the edge of the oil country Is
Olean. 1t doesn't produce, but it stores
and retines, and it manufactures the
pleasant little pyrOtechnic commonly
called nitro glycerine. Full of powder
is Olean. And it has secret society
on every corner. For a town of its
size, it wears more regalia than any
other town in America. The upper
windows are vocal with initial, and it
has been fairly vaccinated for A. o. L.
WIS, and has broken out with 5. KS
of the same, and it has an eruption of
E. O. NJ. A., which | suppose means
every other Monday afternoon" be
cause it meets every other Wednes-
day and there are |. Q. o. F.'s, and
and A. Ms and A. 0. F.'s and X. of S.
F.'s and r. T. of T.'s which is probably
the R-iginal R-iental +. Company
lodge and league and legion, chapter,
council, post, clave and cOmmandery-
Olean has EN- all.
"SOlomOn invented the Freemasons,
didn't he ~ asked the Jester, who
isn't very well posted on these things.
''He did," replied the fat passenger,
proudly, who is one of the way-ups.
and wears three kinds of pins and a
watch seal, that nobody can read, with
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
and all the rest of the ten command
ments initiated on it. "He did
said the fat passenger, as he bent d
thirty third -degree-in-th -the-s shade look
upon the man on the wood box, who is
only Mystic Nail Eater of Jericho
and only dates the origin of his order
from the days of Beelzubub.
"SolomOn," the Jester remarked
musingly, "was a very wise man, al
extremely numerous father, and an
extravagantly diffusive husband. He
had more wives, of full rank and bre-
vet, than there are women in Olean
And | have no doubt he was a good eX-
emplary Mason. Only, | wonder, if he
had been content with one wife, if he
ever would have invented lodge night
Now, out in Burlington, where | live,
the Jester went on, hastily breaking il
on the fat passengers attempt TO say
something. ''there was a woman, {
neighbOr of mine, whose husband be
longed to more lodges, and societies
ana Ifauernlules, anu ltdSueS, anu OF
ders and unions, and clubs and rites
and teams any things than the two o
them could count in a week. Why
this man used to take some of his meali
at home. And he went to bed in re
gala. Plain, but regalia. And from
force of habit he used to call his wifi,
'WOrshipful Mistress and he addressed
T his children as Junior Wardens' anC
Chief Tough Moguls' and Most WOr
thy BasOi BazOuks,' and other wicke'
and pagan titles. That mans children
grew to regard the entire system o
/ secret societies of the United States "a
their father. They had vague ide:
that they were in some close degree bloOt
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-07-07

AMHERST COLLEGE STATIsTICs.-The
class of '52 entered % men, 80 have
''gone before" 9 joined during the
course and % graduate 81 smoke, 43
play cards, 81 are billiardists and 26
dance: 46 are church members, 3S be
ing Congregationalist, 3 EpiscOpalians
and Presbyterians 80 are republi-
cans, l stalwart, democrats, l green
backer and l agnOstic; Is will become
clergymen, 9 physicians, 10 business
men, lawyers, professors, ? chem
lists, l journalist and l farmer. The
expenses of GA men have been S3S 900
during the course, an average of 5000
a year, the lowest average annual eX-
pense being 1915 and the highest
$1,000. The average age at graduation
is nearly 23, the oldest member of the
class being % and the youngest 20.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-07-07
w. 3. ANDERSON

Invites attention to stock
received for Spring Trade,
comprising
Dress Goods and Trimmings,
Cambrics, Piques, Linen Suit
ing, Prints from sc up, Surah
Satins, Velvets and Velvet
Gems, Cretonnes, Skirts, Hos
iery, Gauze Underwear, Tow
els and Crashes, Corsets in
fourteen styles including best
styles of Corded.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-07-07

be at least innocent diversion" A
short time after, an association of min
listers met at his house, and in the
evening some discussion on points of
doctrine were earnest and their voices
were so loud as to Indicate danger of
losing their Christian temper; when
the eldest daughter Overhearing them,
procured pumpkin and entering the
room gave it to her father, and said /:
''There, father, roll it about" The
minister was obliged to explain to his
brethren, and good humOr was instant
lX restored
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-07-07

As yesterday was a pleasant day,
Brown concluded to take his family
out into the country, being a man of
quiet tastes himself and hating the
noise and hustle inseparable from hol
idays. "Communing with Nature" :"
said Brown sententiOusly, "is what we
all ought to do more of. Nothing rests
the tired brain so much as to 90 out in
to the fields and lie under the open sky
and hear the birds sing the whole
crowd packed up and prepared a
lunch. and boarded horse-car bound
for the suburbs. When they reached
the end of the line they got out and
struck for a field full of blossOming ap-
pie trees, and sat down to commune
with Nature, according to Browns rec
ommendatiOn. But they hadn't more
than got fairly at it before the owner
of the field came ont and communed
with them, and gave them just two
minutes before he turned the dog loose
which was liberal enough on his
part, as they proved satisfactorily that
they only needed just half that time to
reach the highway. And the next field
they came to they saw sign, ''NO
Passing Through" and in the third "A
threat that trespassers would be prose
cuted to the extent of the law, and iii
the fourth board with the words,
''NO persuns aloud on this premisis''-
and so on. So they finally ate their
lunch on a sun-smitten rock in the
public road, and then took the horse
car home again. And Brown says the
liberties of the common people are be
coming yearly more circumscribed by
the illiberality of grasping landhold-
ers.
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Grant i'm His New House.

Gen. Grants superbly furnished res
idence in Sixty Sixth street, of which
he is so proud, is in jeopardy from the
attacks of an aged negro woman, who
claims the ground on which it is built.
There is flaw in the title to the deed,
and it is said to worry the General
very much, as he believed he was set
tied for life. Grant begins to loom up
as an owner of fast horses. He only
cares for trotting stock, and wouldn't
give fig for IA running horse. 1t is a
common sight to see him late in the
afternoon skimming up the road in a
little feather weight wagon, putting a
new horse through his PAGES or extend
ing the legs of an old favorite. He
looks very little like an eX- president
then. He wears a rusty old ulster,
and a hat drawn down over his eyes,
and he sits like a und-shOuldered
horseman. He has no longer the mill
tary bearing by which he was once
distinguished, and is rather shabby in
the matter of dress. His time is spent
with financial men altogether now.
He goes down to Wall street early in
the morning, and remains till the tick
of the bell. He is so much engrOssed
in money making that he has refused
an invitation for Newport, and will
spend the summer at his sons, Ulysses
S. Grants, place in Westchester coun-
ty, so that he can reach the elevated
railroad every day and get down to his
beloved Wall street at an early hour.
Col. Fred Grant is also coming out as
a heavy tinancier, and L. S. G., Jr., is
doing some very considerable money
making in a quiet way. 1t is not at
all improbable that the Grant family
will rank among the wealthy ones of
New York in 20 years or less New
York Letter to Cincinnati Commercial.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-07-07

No SELF-DENIAL WANTED.-SOme-
one tells the story of a little girl who
was curious to know how the Lord
took evil spirits out of person and
put good spirit in. Her practical
comment was that she would be will
ling to have the bad taken out of her
self, ''if it wouldn't hurt any" This
is a representative case, illustrating
the feelings of older persons. They
desire religion without bearing
and self f-denial. If they can be Chris
tians and not hurt the old Adam any,
they will not object; but if they must
mortify self, give up worldly ambition,
forgive those who injure them, they
pray to he excused The Religious
Herald.
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Isle IANDG KID OWES,

A five-hook Kid at 81, Flor
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Silks in new shades, Table
Linen and Napkins, Cheviots,
Cottons, Cottonades, Tick
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chiefs from 5cts. up, Jewelry,
IA general line of Fancy Goods,
Ribbons, Worsteds, Canvas
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Spanish Fichue, Scarfs and
Collars. A few Boys Hats at
half price, also extra bargains
Gents Collars and Work
Shirts to close out same, at
w. b. ANDERSON'S,
Browns Block, Main Street,
St. Johnsbury, Vt.
April u, 1882
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PARABLE OF THE PUMPKIN.-The
story is told of an excellent American
minister who, happening one day to
pass by the open door of a room where
his daughters and some other young
friends were assembled, thought, from
what he overheard that they were
making too free with the character of
their neighbOrs, and after the visitors
had departed he gave his children a
lecture on the sinfulness of scandal.
They answered: ''But, father, what
shall we talk about ?" 'Tf you can't
do anything else" replied he, "get a
pumpkin and roll it about that will
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st. Johnsbury Post Office.

Commencing June &c the mails will close at the
Post Office : follows:
Passumpsic X. X. WAY Mail South. 20 a. III.
No. Danville, 30 a. m.
st. j. a L. c. K. r. Way Mail, East $50 a. III.
Boston, n. Y. and Central Vt. r. K. Mail,
New York Express $50 4. M
st j s. l.. e. r. X Way Mail, West, 2.30 p.
Montpelier s. W. River, K. K. Way Mail 80 p.
Passumpsic K. X. Way Mail North 400 p. m
West Concord and st. JOhnsbury East. 400 p. m
Waterford. W. Watf'd and L. Watfd, 400 p M
Boston, New York Conn k. Val. Mail, 500 p M
Central Vermont X K. Way Mail, 500 p. III.
Mail to 90 south the New York Express, clos
ing at $50 a. m. must be brought to the Post
Office. Collections will be made from the mail boxes
i'll season for the first mail sOuth in the morning
and at p. III. Collections will also be made from
the mail box at corner of Railroad Street and
Eastern Avenue at 9 a. III. and 730 p.
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Two-Seated Carriage.

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horses upholstered in good shape, for sale at =
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Also some new and second hand harnesses.
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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
ADVANCE IN EAST BOUND FEIGHTs.

NEW YORK, March 3.-At the final
meeting of the joint commission of rail-
road managers at Commissioner Fink
office to-day, it was agreed to advance
rates in the following proportion, to take
effect March 13, 1882: bound rates
to be advanced, from Chicago to New
York, On seventh class, to thirty cents per
100 lbs; eighth class, to twenty-five cents;
ninth class to thirty-f1ve cents; live hogs,
thirty cents; the rate on dressed hogs
forty cents per 100 lbs. from Chicago to
New York in ordinary cars, and forty five
cents in refrigerator cars; rates on high
wines, whisky. alcohol, ale, beer, ETC., in
car loads, TO be upon fixed basis, of thirty
five cents per 100 lbs. from Chicago to
New York; base bullion, ore, silver, lead,
ETC., and copper residue, will be upon a
fixed basis Of thirty cents per 100 lbs. from
Chicago to New York, and from other
points on an. agreed percentage. The
bushes COMMITTEES then adjourned sine de.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04

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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
CANALS AND RAILROADS,

CHICAGO, March 3-The State Canal
Commissioners announce that the Illinois
and Michigan canal will be open for navi-
cation through Its entire length one week
from next Monday.
The Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul
Railroad Company expects to open it's new
May.
The Illinois Central announces that its
trains to Cairo are running again as usual,
the high water having sufficiently subsidized.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04

a Cough, Cold or Sore Throat
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GLAsFonp, PnosrA, e.. In.. Jan. q. Issl.


Ny wife has been laboring under chronic afec-
tons, including catarrh for I3 years and has been
treated for the same most Of that time, without ma
teriaI benefit until she applied at the ONCE Of Mrs
DR. Keck in Peoria last fall. She had not tben
spoken a loud word for nearly fFe months lost her
voice while under other treatment; was threatened
with paralysis. entire left side being very weak and
nnmb; nervous syatem was completely ehattered
her lungs fn serious condition and her health fail
ing rapidly. Her hands and feet were always cold
showing very poor circulation and condition Of tse
blood, -
About Oct. 1881, she applied at the ofHce OF Mrs
Dr keek for advice and treatment, which continued
faithfully at home until December. She made
several Waits to Mrs. Kecks Office ia PEORIA in the
meantimes 10 obtain necessary directions and medi
cines, and improved very much. HergOice Was stin
gone. however, and still doubling / took my wife
to several physicians OF eminence for examination
and opinion They agreed with Mrs. Keck as 70
what the trouble waa- Some Of them said there i
very little hope; others said there none for re-
c0perys
So. Mrs. Watson went with Mrs. Keek and remain
ed at her in1rmRry 1--WE weeks In two weeke her
voice restored to ifE ozfnHi strength and tone
met her Ia Peoria on her return home. jan 2Bth
and heard her speak loud for the hkMG tiae n eight
mouths; her health Ia very much better ID every
way. II has paid us well TO follow Mrs Kosk's ad-
vice. ajthoughwe had very little hopes at draf u
sHy ons doubts the above. thsy may correspond with
me at GlasfOfd, I'll.
MY. WATSON.
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READ THE FOLLOWING.

PEORIA, H. July 20. 1880.
MRS. DR.. KEcK-Dear Madam To my letter OF
April 10th, let me add that my Improvement after
that was constant and permanent that by the last
OF April was able to go to work again at my trade
the arduous one of brick mason, and have ever
since worked regularly, making full time with my
co-Iaborers now feel better than have in years.
1 have stopped the of the treatment for / no
longer need ii, but keep the medicine on nand for
emergencies, such as taking cold, etc. My three
sisters died of consumption ana certainly owe not
only my present health, but my life to yonr rene
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nuenee IS no longer question of doubt. Allow me
space for one further reference which have omit
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and medicine. These, too, have entirely disap-
peared under your treatment, and am again Welt
Very gratefully yours
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The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
Chicago Market.

CHICAGO, March ..
Wheat-Unsettled, higher; 96 cash Il "a al an
March; 251z01 257k April; 251s@1 257G May.
Corn-Higher; 5sA cash; 5S's058H march; 50G
5915 April; 634 163K May.
oats-Steady, generally higher; 4oK cash; 4oAG
40ss May.
Rye-LoweF, sc.
Barley-Higher, 1o3.
Whiskey-Unchanged, 1s.
Pork-Good demand, higher; 16 50616 621S cash
16 92H@16 95 March; II 15G17 t71z April; II $50
II 371f May.
Lard-Active, higher; 10 45 cash; 10 450I0 Az
March; 10 621a010 65 April.
LIVE STOCK.
Cattle-Recepts 5000; steady exports 1OG6 so
Good to choice shipping 65Q9 10; common to fair
o005 30 butchers 2 5094 so; stockers and feed
ers 0013 80
Hogs-Ceceipts $4,000; dull lower; light 400
20; mixed packing 1906 20. heavy packing and
shipping S007 10.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
asrarIa ExcIrEp AZ sAn rRaNclsoo

SAN FRANcIsco, March 3.-Chinese res
idents of this city are much exercised
about the mass meeting to be held here
tomorrow. They pretend to be alarmed,
lest some excited persons should suggest
and offer TO lead a raid through China
town. Nothing of this kind is probable
or feared by the gentlemen managing the
meeting or By the police. The Chinese
merchants held long conference TO day
for the purpose Of discussing the question
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
INDIAN nURDERRRs HANGED.

SAN Francisco, March "A dispatch
from Fort Grant, Arizona, says that the
Indians who shot Dandy Jim and Skippy,
were hanged at five minutes past one to-
and showed no signs of fear. They said
they were happy and would soon meet
their friends. They shook hands on the
platform. After prayer by the chaplain.
and expired without struggle.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
WHEAT pROePECTs.

NEW YORK, March, Dispatches last
hlgnt covering forty-three points in spring
wheat districts in minnesota, Iowa and
Nebraska gives prospects for seeding as
1oilews Favorable on the 27th unfavor-
able on the 10th seeding done on the sth.
Il is believed that the Illinois Central r. .R.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-03-04
Dangerous Indifference.

If you have friend troubled with a
chronic cough and who apprehended no
danger from it, speak to him seriously
Tell him that every paroxysm is like the
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of chronic coughs and all complaints of the
lungs and throat tending to consumption.
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