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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-23

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Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Lime Kiln Club Decisions.

'1 take pleasure in informin' dis club" began Brother Gardner, ''dat de Committee on Judiciary has reported de followin' special decisions to cover cases which may arise among members. De Seckretary will read 'em in an eligi- bic tone, so dat all kin h'ar, an de Char will take it us personal favor if Elder Toots will keep awake doorin' de nex' six minits."
 The Secretary then read as follows:
 In case man finds sack of flour in the road it an his dooty to take it home an keep it in dry place.
 No man am expected to pound his own dog in case he finds 'em fightin'.
 Signs of keep off the Grass" No Admittance," Elevator not Running" and Shut the Door," are put up for ornament, and should receive no atten- ton.
 Eleven ounces of beef an five ounces of bone make pound of beefsteak which will stan in law.
 Wills written in chalk on the ban doah won't stan in law.
 Doan' praise man kase he borrys your hoe an returns it on time. Wait until he strikes you fur a dollar.
 A person kin be arrested fur stealth an umbrella. same as fur stealth hog, but no one eber will be.
 Oar am ninety-eight chances outer a hundred agin de man who bets on de weight of hog, but moas' any man will take de chances if it doan' cost ober 2 shillin's.
 Callin' man liar doan' prove it. It am simply your opinyun, an may not be worf cent.
 Befo' complainin' of yer naybur fur keepin' barkin' dog, be sure dat your goat does his browsin' at home.
 Honesty in public officials kin be looked fur wherebur de amount ob de bond exceeds de amount ob cash he kir handle at one time.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Can't Mako Him Hear.

''I doan' know what I shall do init dat telephone of mine," observed citi- zen as he entered the headquarters of the company yesterday and sat down in a discouraged way.
 ''Out of order, is it?''
 Sometimes it vhas, und sometimes it vhas all right. If go to speak init der coal man, or der City Hall. or der butcher, it vhas all right, und I can hear every word. If somepody vhants to or der my peer l get de name shust as plain as daylight"
 And when does it fail?"
 ''Vhell, shust like two hours ago. A saloon man he owes me SIS. und 1 rings him oop and calls out: Hello! hello! l likes dot monish to-dayr Den he vhants to know who am, und he says he can't catch der name. I tell him oafer und oafer, und by an by he calls oudt dat he doan' deal in watermelons, und dot he goes in to pave Gratiot street. und dot he is sorry he can't sign my betition to der Council. Den I haf to go all oafer, again, und he tells me to stand back, und to come closer, uud to speak louder, und at last he gets mad und tells me dot if l call him q dandy again he Il proke my head. It's no use Il can't make one of my customers hear me. If something's doan' ail my telephone it may be ash my voice is giving out. vhish you would examine me und see if had better let my son Shon do der talking while l keep der pooks."
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Rescued from Death.

William Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass. says: In the fall of 1876 I was taken with bleeding of the lungs followed by severe cough. I lost my appetite and flesh, and was confined to my bed. In 1877 I was admitted to the hospital, The doctors said had hole in my lun. as big as a half dollar. At one time re- port went around that was dead. gave up hope, but a friend told me of DR. WILLIAM HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS. I got bottle, when to my surprise, commenced to feel better, and to-day feel better than for three years past.
 T write this hoping every one afflicted with diseased lungs will take DR. WILLIAM HALL BALsAM, and be convinced that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED. l can posi- lively say it has done more good than al the other medicines 1 have taken sine, my sickness.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Injustice to Inventors,

The published portrait of Thomas A. Edison has the look of a man who is trying to think of hard word, or one who first awakes to the thrilling fact that a small. dark spider with red stomach has climbed up his leg so far that it becomes a question of vita i'm portance as to which would be most ad visable, to go down inside after him, to reach up from below and corral him or to mash the insect where he is, by q well-directed blow from the outside.
 Perhaps this air of abstraction has been acquired by MT. Edison's endeav bring to light up the Atlantic coast at cost of nine cents per night, which eff fort has not been crowned with suc- cess It may be, too, that his researches after some invention of his brother tel egraph operators that has not been pat ened, and his consequent duties in pur Joining the same. have made him round shouldered, and planted on his boyish face the appearance of close student with tendencies towards biliousness. Mir. Edison is said to be the most suc- cessful inventor by proxy that the world has ever seen. He has vicariously in 
 by which lightning may be seized by the tail and made to do the bidding of a poor, weak, fallible man. The wear ing brain work necessary to the perfec- ton of many of these inventions he has thus avoided, and his health continues very fair, while the poor, unnoticed and unknown toiler who worked it out of space. is probably pounding brass some- where in an unknown town, and fear ing that any day may deprive him ot his job.
 Inventors never make the money out of their ideas. Wealth comes to the grand larceny man who successfully puts the thing on the market. We once invented an open back joke that could be used on the darkest night without trouble. It had chronometer balance that adapted it to any climate and was in every way kind of joy-to- the-world joke, but we neglected to patent it, and now the man who success. fully stole it, is rich, and he wears a clean white necktie every day and hires his washing done with the utmost abandon and disregard of expense Sometimes we think if we had sor who showed signs of genius, we would try in every honorable way to wean hi: thoughts away from such things anC turn his attention to trade, and if he still persisted, we would bid him fare well, and tell him to prepare for death and then we would send him to a mod ern college where the hazers could gc hold of him and death would come tt his relief. Its pretty hard, perhaps, tC send boy to college, where he will b' butchered to make Harvard holiday but if he don't know any better than t. be born into the world showing signs o genius and poverty on his features, h. has got to take the consequences. Gen tlemen, its tough. but it cannot b do1ged very weIl.-BiH Nye.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
The Latest Follies,

Two new wrinkles are charged upon the fashionable women of New York by a correspondent of the Cincinnati En- quirer. The first is fiddling. ''It is not rare now to meet a finely-dressed girl with boy carrying one of those black, coflin-sbaped boxes which formerly were lugged by professional musicians only. She is on her way to or from her violin lesson. Pretty soon she will stand up before the guests in her pa- pas parlor, tuck one end of a fiddle un- der her chin, and torture the company's s ears while delighfing their eyes. How ever horrible may be the noise produced, she will look well during the process of making it." The second freak of fash ion is represented to be to pray on gen. uine prayer rugs from the east, such as a MohammedaD uses. They are usual ly about three by four feet in size, and can be distinguished by the design, which always represents some large fig ure at one end and pointed at the other. Places are indicated for the hands and knees. Devout women procure the real things from an importer. and, without facing Mecca, pumping their heads on the floor, or removing their shoes and stockings, like the sons of the prophet still actually do use them to kpeel or while praying. They are said to be { great comfort"
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
How 10 secure health

It is strange any one will suffer from Arrangements brought on by impure blood, winch sCovILL' s ssAESAPRILLA AND STILLINGIA or BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP will restore health to the physical organization. It is strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER ever dis covered curing scrofula, syphllitic disord- CTS, weakness of the kidneys, erysipelas, malaria; nervous disorders, debility, bilious complaints and diseases of the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, skin, etc.
 Dr. Dewitt c. Kellinger's liniment is an infallble cure for rheumatism, sprains, ameness, and diseases of the scalp, and or promoting the growth of the hair.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Notice of Forfeiture.

To E. F. Thompson or any person claiming title under him.
 You are hereby notified that Fordyce Phelps expended one hundred dollars in labor and improvements upon the South End min ing claim situated in Final county, Arizona Territory on the southwest side of Mineral Hill, about one mile southeast of Cottonwood Springs, in order to hold said premises under the provisions of Section 2324, Revised Stat utes of the United States being the amount required to held the same for the year ending December S1, 1881, within which time said ex- penditure was made. And if within ninety days from the service of this notice tor within ninety days after this notice by publication) you fail or refuse to contribute your propor- tion of such expenditure as co-owner and to pay the cost of this notice, your interest in said claim will become the property of the subscriber under said Section 1924
 Florence A. T., September 16, 1882
 AARON MASON. Exscutor of the estate of Fordyce Phelps de-
 ceased. 25-13t
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Notice of q Orfeiture.

Notice is hereby given to Price McGarvin that the undersigned has performed the an nual assessment work amounting to $100-fsr the year 1882, on the Western Union mine, in Casa Grande district, 30 miles southwest of Casa Grande station, Pinal county, A. T., and you are hereby notified that unless you pay your proportion of the same, to-wit: S33 with in ninety days from the date of the publica- tion of this notice, your interest in said mine will be forfeited to the undersigned according to law, and you will pay for this advertiss- ment. JFPE FRYER.
 December 1st, 1882. 36-l4
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

The destruction of Pennsylvania's forests is proceeding at an enormous rate. A careful digging among statis- tics reveals the facts that during the last three months 100000 cords of bark have been torn from the hemlock trees in the northwestern part of the State for tanning purposes, and that 12,000,- 900 feet of hemlock lumber have been placed upon the market. This whole sale slashing Of the forests was in Erie. Warren, McKean. Elk, Cameron and Clinton counties. In other counties the ravages were almost as great. Men who were born and raised as lumber men say that they have never known the like of it.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Crops in Continental Europe.

The Vienna PreSSe, in a review of the crop prospects of continental Europe, says Spain will again have bad harvest vest. The French crops are not satis- factory as regards quality, the heavy rains having materially injured the character of the wheat. According to estimates, the crops will reach about 112,000,00 to 115, 1000, GOO of hectoliters, while the requirements will amount to about 11S, S,000.000. There will. there fore, be deficit of from 3.000,O00 to 6,000,00 which will have to be covered by imports. In Germany the rains have severely injured the crop in the south, and less severely in the northern prov inces. North Germany counts upon full average yield Of low quality, while southern Germany will have a consider able decrease in the yield. The imports, it is estimated, can not be less than in previous years. Roumania and Servia have both average crops, the Servia yield being of finer quality than the Roumanian corn. Both countries pro duce more than they require for home consumption. Both will have fair surplus for export. Reliable details of RusSia's crops are wanting, but it ap- pears certain that, with the exception of the province of ChcrSon, the average will about be reached, and already the exports of wheat and rye from the ports of the North. the Baltic, and Mediter- ranean seas are proceeding in full swing. Hungary has full average crop, Austria weak average, and the quantity available for export is esti- mated at 3,500.000 centners of wheat and flour, valued at 40,000,000 gulden. Of rye there is surplus of 1000, ,000 meter-centners available for export, worth about 100000 gulden. Oats will yield about 3,O0O,0O0 to $500, ,OOC meter-centners for export.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
Rem9 rkablc Escape.

John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind, had a very narrow escape from death. This is his own story: "One year ago was in the last stages of consumption. Chr best physicians gave my case up. l finally got So low that our doctor said could not live twenty-four hours. My friends then purchased bottle of Dr. Wm. HalFs $ Balsam for the lungs, which benefited me.
 I continued until took nine bottles. I am now in perfect health having used no other medicine" From the above it IS plainly evident that there IS a cure for consumption, even in the most hopeles cases, and that cure is Dr. Wm. Halls Balsam for the lungs. Cures all coughs and colds Cures all diseases of the lung, and chest. Cures pneumonia and sore throat, and is a sure cure for consumption,
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

A novel duel has lately taken place between two Paris actors, M. Divoire and M. Abel. They had professional quarrel, and settled it by a combat with good stout cudgels. As both men were skillful with their batons, they gave each other severe drubbing. A wit ness of the encounter states that he has seen duels with the sword. but none where more science was displayed, and that both contestants are as severely in- jured as if they had used rapiers.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

Two men in Cleveland would not re- frain from smoking in a horse car. Af- ter whipping the driver they were ar rested, and then they tried to convince the justice that they were not smoking in the car, because they had held their heads out of the window. It did not Work-S5 and costs.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

An exchange asks, What is Petro- leumP' It is very easy method of get ting rid of fire-kindling servants.
 A Jersey veteran is claiming pen sion and seventeen years arrears on the ground of "chronic la7iness, con tracted in the army"
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
CUSTOM OFFICERS.

Collector, Charleston, ERNEST MCCLURE Dept. Collector Tucson, w. T. ScoTT Inspector, s. NJ BALLEsTKRos and A. J. KEEN.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
U. s. OFFICERS.

Q. Marshal. LEON $. TIDBALL. U. s. Deputy Marshal, W. c. RouNDY. Q. S Dept Marshal, Florence, J. P. GABRIEL.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

 tality, premature incline and loss of manhood from whatever cause produced. It enricbss and purifes the blood, strengthens the nerves. brain, muscles digestion, reproductive organs. and physical and mental faculties. It stops any unnatural facilitating drain upon the gys tenn, preventing involuntary losses, debilitatinr dreams, seminal losses with the urine, etc. SO destructive to mind and body. It is a sur. eliminator of all kidney and bladder com plaints It contains no injurious ingredients. To those suffering from the evil effects of youth full indiscretions or excesses a speedy. thor ough and permanent cure is guaranteed. Price. S2.50 per bottle, or five bottles in case. with full directions and advice, S10. Sent secure from observation to any address upon receipt of price, Or c. O. D. To be had only of Dr. C. ID. SaIfeId, 2SS Kearny 6t.. San Francisco, Cal. Consultations strictly confidential, by letter, or at office, FREE. For the convenience of patients and in order te insure perfect secrecy, have adopted a pri- vate address under which all packages are fer. warded.
 Trial Bottle Free.
 Sufficient to show its merit, will be sent to snv applying by letter, stating his symptoms Fana age. Communications strictly confidential.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
.NT'L REVENUE OFFICERS.

Slleetor, Tucon, THos. CORDS. Dept. Collector, Yuma, H. N. ALEXANDER.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

Remember that stamlna vital energy, the or whatever you may choose to call the resistant power which battles against the causes of disease and death, is the grand of health. It is the garrison of the human fortress, and when it waxes weak, the true policy is to throw in achievements. In other words, when such an emergency occurs, commence course of Hostetter's Btters. For sale by Druggists and Dealers. to whom apply for Hostetters Almanac for 1883.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
The Great English Remedy

Is a never-failing Cure
 for Nervous Debility
 Exhausted Wit ality, a $ e In in a l Weakness,
 Spermatorrhea,L LOST MANHOOD, Impe- tency, Paralysis, Pre- s t a t o TT h e g, and all the terrible effects of Self-A buse, youth ful follies, and excess es in maturer years
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
TERRITORIAL OFFICERS.
SUPREME COURT
DISTRICT COURTS.

Judge lst Judicial Dist, W. W. HOOVER. Judge 2d Judicial Dist, DANIEL II. PrNNEY. Judge 3d Judicial Dist, C. G. w. FRENCH
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

PHYLLIS, in all it forms, SEMINAL WEAKNESS, IMPoTENcY, and lost manhood can positively be cured. The sick and afflicted should not fail to call upon him. The D ctor has travelled ex- tensively in Europe, and inspected thoroughly the various hospitals there, obtaining 8 great deal of valuable information, which he is com petent to impart to those in need of his servi ces DIR. G1BBON will made no charge un- less he effect cure Persons at distance MAY BE CURED AT HOME. All communications strict ly confidential You see no one but the Doc tor Persons writing to the Doctor will please state the name of the paper they this ad- vertisement in. Charges reasonable. Call or write fJ Address, DIR. GIBBON, Box 15, Tucson, Arizona.
 faSend S10 for 8 packageof medicine.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
FINAL COUNTY OFFICIALS.

Sheriff, J. P. GABRIEL. Under Sheriff, B. J. WHITEsIDE. Treasurer, r. k. BRADY. Probate Judge, c. l.. WRATTEN. Clerk of District Court, F. MosER. District Attorney, H. B. SUMMERS. Recorder, JNo. J. DIVINE. Deputy Recorder, HINsoN THOMAS.
 PAT HOLLAND. Board of Supervisors, JSo. T. BARTLEsoN.
 GEO. F. Cook. Clerk of Board of Sup. HINsoN THOMAS. Supt. of Public Shools G. l.. WRATTEN. Justice of the Peace, at Florence, JNo. MILLER Justice of the Peace, at Pinal w. H. BENSON. Justice of the Peace, San Pedro, J. N. Dodson. Deputy Sheriff at Pinal, K. K. KENNEDY PablicAdministrator, HENRY ScHosHusE..
 WM. HARVEY. School Trustees, B. H. DE ARNITT.
 JOHN MILLER.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
TUCSON LAND OFICE.

C. E. Daley. Register, Henry Cousins'
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

When professor distributes his cir
 culsrs he has pupil in his eye.
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This great strength ming remedy and ne rye tonic is the legt- mate result of over %
 ears of practical ex-
 erienee, and cures with unfailing certain ty, nervous and physi- al debility, seminal weakness, spermater- 'hea, emissions, im-
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Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
PRESCOTT LAND OFFICE.

Receiver, GEORGE SouTELL. Register, VIM. N. KELLY.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16

such as Loss of Memory, Lassitule Nocterna, Emission, Aversion to Society Dimncss ef Vision, Noises in the head; the vital fluid mass. ing unobserved in the urine, and many other diseases that lead to insanity and death
 DIR. MlNTIE, who is a regular physician graduate of the University of Penn) will agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for a case Of this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE under his special advice and treatn,en{Y will not cure, or for anything impure or iniur; ous found in it. DIR. MINTIE treats al! pri. vate diseases successfully without mercury. CONSULTATIONS FREE. Thorough es- animation and advice, including analysis of urine, S5 %. PRICE OF VITAL RESTO- RATIVE, S3 a bottle, or four times the ouan. tity, S10; sent to any address upon receipt st price or C. o. D., secure from observation. and in private name If desired, by A. E. MINTIE, NJ. D.
 Il Kerry Street, San Francisco, Cal SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE, sent on appA- cation by letter stating symptoms sex and age Communications strictly confidential.
 DR. MINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY. NEPHRETICUM, cures all kinds of Kidney and Bladder Complaints Gonorrhoea. GIeet Leucorrhea,. For sale by all druggists: S1 .oo . bottle, six bottles for S5
 DIR. MINTlE'S DANDELION PILLS. are the best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS cure in the market For sale by aH druggists.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-12-16
To the Unfortunate! l!
DR. GIBBONS Branch Dispense- ry,4OS Pennington St., Near Church St. Tucson, A. T

Established in 1854, fer he treatment of Sexu-
 ] and Seminal Diseas, as, such as GoNoRRHEA, ..1ILEET. STRUCTURE. SY.
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SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE, sent on appH- cation by letter stating symptoms, sex and age. Communications strictly confidential.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-01-11

WARMTH FROM NEwsP lPERs MANY
years ago, IN one of the severe winters
when there Was much hardship am mo the
poor. a city paper suggested that old
newspapers, spread over the bed, would
form AN excellent substitute for blankets
and coverlets. This brouyht up,n the
jour nal great deal of harmless ridicnle
from other papers lint II brought comfort
to many poor family. In the matter of
ned clothing. especially. we are ant 10 AS
~ociate warmth with weight, and do not
consider that there IL no warmth IN tn.
coverings themselves. bu that they merely
prevent The heat Of the body from pa>siny .
If Whatever is poor conductor of heal
viii make warm covering. Paper itself
IL posr conductor, but still poorer are the
thin layers of air that are confined when
two or three newsp pprs are laid upon one
another. few newSplp"rs laid over the
he'd will keep one mucl warmer than some
ot the heavy, close woven blankets. w,
TO not propose newspapers rs u substitute
| lOr blankets and cOmfOrters but 1t is one
oi those make-shifts that it il well to know
In travelling one may. by the aid Of fe v
papers, secure comfortable rest in n
lhinly clad bed, and if we can no, aff ,rd
To gi e destl'u 9 family blanket or :;
comforter, we may show them how to in
crease The usefulness ofthpir thin covering.
ny stitching few layers of newsp ,pers
between them. Ii may he well to remin,
those who grow window plants, thu nv
removing 'he'u away from the window
and arrtngingil cover of newspapers ovr,
Them, they may he preserved from harm
IN severely cold nights. With the plant,
ts with ourselves, 1t Is not so much III ,
cod comes in, ~ that the heat goes off
and often slight prot"c ion will preven
me esctpe of heat. .-Anlerieaa Agrtcultur.
tst for December.