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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01
Catarrh.

For fifteen years l have been greatly an.
noyed with this disgusting disease, which
caused severe pain in my head, continual
dropping into my throat and unpleasant
breath. My sense OF smell was much i'm.
paired. BY thorough use for sax months
of El,o' C,oam palm | have entirely over
come these troubles. ]. B. Case, st. Denis
Hotel, Broadway and Eleventh street
n. Y.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

See woman in another column, near
speer's Vineyards, picking grapes from
which Speers Port Grape wine is made,
that is so highly esteemed by the medical
profession, for the use Of invaids' weakly
persons and the aged Sold by Druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

DR.. KLINE's GREAT NERVE REsroRrR il
the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases,
All fits stopped free. Send to o3l Arch
street. Philadclpia. Pa
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

Mr. Bearden, aged loi years, and
Mrs Lee 40 years Of age, were united
IN marriage in Bib county, Alabama,
recently.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

The 3, government are using large
numbers of the Improved Howe Scales.
Borden, seleck & Co., agents, St. Louis,
No. M
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

DR.. NJ, 7. Gamble, Pennington, Ill.,,
says; mo proprietary medicine that |
handle gives az much satisfaction as
Browns Iron Bitters.'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

Use Hunters Sitter Hunter Sitter CO.
Kitchen SpeciaIties Cincinnati & N. Y
Circulars free. N
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

You ret, when coughs and colds are fly
ing about like gnats in a storm, "Dr, Sell
er's Cough Syrup" is a sure cure.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01

Boils, pimples, and all blood diseases
are cured by "Dr, Lindsey's Blood Searcher"
Sold by all druggists. Never fails.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-12-01
SpEER's PoRT GRAPE WINE I!

- ~
FOUR YEARS OLD.
THlS CELEBRATED NATIVE WINE Ia made
from the juice OF the Oporto Grape, raised in
this count y lts invaluable tonic and strength.
ennR properties are unsurpassed BY any other
Native wine; Being he pure Juice Of tho Grape
produced nnder Mr., Spoers own personal supervi
zion, It's purity and genu ne ness, are guaranteed
The younest child may partake of Its generous
qualities, and the weake.t invalid use II to adyan
tage II IL particularly beneficial to The aged and
deblitated and suited 10 the various ailments that
AFFECT the weaker We, sex II ia In every respect A
Speer's p. J. Sherry.
Tho p j. SHERRY IL wine of Superior Char.
acter and altlkes OF the rich DUAL ties of the Crane
from which " IL made For Purity Richness, Fla.
70 and Medicinal Properties, 1t will DO found un.
Speer's P. j. Brandy.
This BRANDY Glands unrivaed In this Country
being FAR superior for medicinal purposes, II ia a
pure dstllation fro the grape. and contains val.
ua0le medicinal properties. II has a delicate IA.
yor sim lar to that OF The grapes from which Il ia
distilled and 10 IN great favor among arst.class
families, See that the signature Of ALFRED
SEER, Passaic, n. j., 10 over tho cork of each
bottle. '"'''
Sold BY PAUL SCHUH.
AND.BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
Plantation Philosophy.

Poverty an riches, wisdom an igno.
rance, start even in life an end even in
death.
One oh de strongest evidences oh de-
ceitful looks is de muley cow. She's ug
", but her milk is powerful satisfactory
doan call dat healthy state of affairs
when a man is expected ter sacrifice his
feelin's an years oh friendship fur de sake
OBJ party.
In dis life de man OBJ de least merit
always makes de most fuss. De wood
pecker makes more fuss den de partridge
but his meat amt nigh so sweet.
De rubbin' OBJ ole shoe hurts wus der
de rubbin' OBJ new shoe, case a wound
from ole frien' is apers more painful
den de wound from new acquaintance
Ef de Lord shortens de lives OBJ den
what he loves, it is a great pity dat lie
amt fell in love wild de man what allu'
has pocket full OBJ political figgers.
Ef yer want ter make a woman mao
an appear pleased, tell her OBJ a fault
but eff yer wanster make her pleased an
appear mad, tell her dat she's good
lookin'.
De average Niger amt got much sense
but 'casionally yer meets one what has
lived 30 long as companion OBJ nature
dat oh de much what he says dar mus
be some truth. De uneducated niggel
amt no furder in de darkness OBJ ignor
ance den de uneducated white man. A
man whudder he's white or black, mus
larn anything afore he knows it.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
WHY BARRIERS ARE TALKATIyE.
Views ON the Subject by q German Ar.
tist Who Says They Talk just Enough.

New York sun.
The German barber near the Cooper
Institute had not been particularly talk
atiye. Indeed, he had permitted his
customer TO get in a word more than
once. 1t may have been a little unfair
then, for the customer to ask, as he did
"why do BARRIERS all talk so much ?'
"DotSas all humbucks," he said "DeI
BARRIERS don't dalk much. Dem dalk
choost enough Pefore | vas a barber
und got rich und gondended like been
now, vos der whole world all over, und
verever vent der BARRIERS had der same
consdidushun of demselves. Dem all
der time dalked. / found me oud how
dot vos since been der peezncss inside
There must been choost so und 80 much
dalk, und ven der customer is being
shafed und has nit soap-suds his mouth
full der der barber dalks dwice so much
vonce for himself und vonce for der gus
toner. BARRIERS are choost like der rest
der beeples. find dis oud ven / cut
about BARRIERS dings der NEWSPAPERS out
" hockey, | vos bretty near drowned
NIT so many dings. / haf Won of dem
tings by nv head. II vos about barber
shop vich had eading houses under.
meath in Paris, und der two worked to-
gether by demselves. Der way it got out
was dis way: Won time soldiers und
his sweetheart vent together NIT each
oder. DE soldier dolt der girl to wait by
der eading houses while he got shafed
Den der barber cut his throat. Der girl
vos buzzled ven she ran agross Won of his
buttons by his goat, but ven she had
wound his suspendes vich she herzel
had made, by hockey, she vent und gom'
blamed of der bolice.
der barber py der next shair vlch all
der vile foolishness make, he says he had
beard of man vich used to go to der
barber shops und say, You speak Eng.
lish here p If der barber had said Yes,
dot man vent right away out, but if der
barber said No. he would make banto.
mime motions of his hands that he would
like to been shafed. That feller zome-
times makes me zick NIT laughing. He
says if talkatiye customer was getting
shafed, und der barber vos working on
his chin und der dalking makes der chin
90 up and down, der barber must take
der words out of his mouth, odervise he
will been cut"
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
An Enthusiastic Endorsement.

GoRHAM, N. H., July IA, 1879.
GENrs-Whoever you are, I don't
know; but l thank the Lord and feel
grateful to you to know that in this world
of adulterated medicines there is one
compound that proves and does all it ad-
yertises to do, and more. Four years ago
l had slight shock of palsy, which un.
nerved me to such an extent that the
least excitement would make me shake
like the seue. Last May was induced
to try Hop Bitters. l used one bottle, but
did not see any change; another did SO
change my nerves that they are now as
steady as they ever were. i used to take
both hands to write, but now my good
right hand writes this. Now, if you con-
tinue to manufacture as honest and good
IN article rs you do, you will accumulate
an honest fortune, and confer the greatest
blessing on your fellow-men that was
ever conferred on mankind. ...r
TIM BURCH.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

A Cincinnati railroad man married a
woman whom he supposed to be a
maiden, but after living with her fort
night man dispelled his illusion by
claiming her as his wife and alleging lin
which he was sustained by the womanl
that they had lived together as man and
wife up to the day of her marriage to the
other man. The woman went with her
first husband, but the second expresses
the hope that she will yet return to him,
and Processes readiness to take up the
thread of the uncompleted honeymoon
where it was broken by the appearance
of the other man.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
The ne.t Remedy for Chapped Hand.

is Hegeman's Camphor Ice. 1t should be
rubbed on the parts affected. II the hands
are badly chapped apply every lpight, and
protect the hands by wearing an old pair OF
kid gloves. Hegeman's Ia the best and
most popular Of all the Csmphor Ices made
Hegeman's Csmphor Ice Is also cure for
sore lips, chapped face and sunburn. 1t is
compounded with gycerine, which render.
II more emOlient than any other Camphor
Ice, and will be found most soothing ap-
plication to the face after shaving.
BE sure to ask for Hegeman's formerly
made by Hegeman 4 Co., New York. and
now made by the Metropolitan Medical
Company, Of New Haven, Conn., and dc
not be put of with any other compound
which may become rancid and do you NOR,
harm than good. Hegeman's Camphoi
never fails.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
SELF-DENIAL.

II In this world there lives man
More abject than another,
It's he who will for selfish ends
Betrsy friend or brother.
No meaner, baser soul
Can esrth's vile novels nourish
No haunts of vice so vile and dark
In which he would not flourish.
All, who would think that selfish aims
Would make a man a liar,
And tor the iieeting glow OF fame
Would risk eternal fire.
But day by day we learn the tact
That men are double dealing
That some will seek to gain by craft
What Others gain by stealing.
Some there are whose souls are Grand
With put-on Christian graces,
Who wear dannation In their hearts,
salvation in their faces.
The true in heart are hard to find,
And truth is under cover;
The more you seek for honest men
The fewer you DISCOVER.
The ranks Of social life are filed
With vain Discrimination,
Where every artifice is used
To gain but admiration.
But all their arrogance and pride,
No odds how sweet or bitter,
When sifted down 10 al worth
Is little less than glitter.
We find that truth is but robe
Put on and off a pleasure,
The man who wears the longe't face
Can give the shortest mt asure.
Hypocrisy the void detests
And scorns the rich who moulds IL.
And yet this would be honest world
With open arms upholds 1t.
Give me the mau whose hand is true,
Whose heart is faithful ever
Who has a soul that's not upheld
By an all-selfsh lever;
Who speaks and acts an honest part,
No matter what's the trial,
And who TOR mnnhood's sake alone,
Can suffer selfdenial
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
Subjects for Thought.

The scales of Justice are for the weight
Of the transgressor.
No one is ever fatigued after the exer-
else of forbearance.
Many secretly seek themselves in what
they do, and know it not.
He is the happiest, be he king or peas
ant, who finds peace in his house.
Though we cannot create favorable
circumstances, we can, at least, refuse to
Join the cnvious throng that bark at the
heels of their more fortunate fellows.
Selflove is at once the most delicate
and most tenacious of our sentiments a
mere nothing will wound it, but there is
nothing on earth will kill it.
None are so fond of secrets as those
who do not mean to keep them; they
covet a secret as the spendthrift covets
money, merely that they may circulate
it.
To be beautiful we must feed the spark
of intellectual fire, by reading and medi-
tation, until it burns in a steady flame
! 'irridiating the face but its brilliancy,
suffusing the countenance with light.
Ambition makes the same mistake
concerning wealth; she begins by accum.
ulating power, as means TO happiness,
and she finishes by continuing to accom-.
plish it as an end ISL -,
When YOU see an old man amiable,
mild, eqnable, content and good humor-
ed. he sure that in his youth he has been
lust, generous and forbearing. In his
old age he does not lament the past nor
dread the future. He is like the evening
of fine day.
We always find thousand excellent
excuses for our gravcst faults; but If any
one wrongs us in the least, the offence is
unpardonable. We have a thousand
reasons wherewith TO condemn our
neighbor, but none wherewith to excuse
him.
Be not ashamed Of an humble parent
age or an humble occupation be no!
ashamed of poverty or even Of a small
amount Of natural endowments lest you
should thereby reproach the King o.
kings; but be ashamed ofvice. A wicked
man cannot be brave or noble.
Wherever on earth an understanding
is active TO know and serve the truth
whenever heart beats with kind anc
generous affections, wherever a HON,
spreads its sheltering wings over husban,
and wife, and parent and child-there
under every diversity of outward circum
stances, the true worth, and dignity, an'
peace Of mans soul are within reach @
all.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
THE PRECIOUS BLOOD.

The Blood is most precious element oi
life. 1t isv very susceptible to the influences
of organic diseases. II is quickly poisoned
by coming in contact with any thing OF
poisonous nature. Don't let this stream OF
life ebb too low. When the blood becomes
thin, and watcry disease enters the citadel
of life and becomes master. DIR. Guysotts
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla is blood
maker. II will Infuse new strength and
vigor into the whole circulatory system. II
makes the blood rich, red and pure, and
drives out all disease and poisonous hui
mors, and gives strength 10 every part OF
the hndY.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Boys who are about to run In races or to
leap, put on belt and strap It tightly in
order, as they say, to hold in their wind OF
breath. Workmen who are about 10 lift
weights or carry heavy burdens put on a
belt for the same purpose, their declara-
ton being that 1t gives support. Actually
there is not fgment OF truth in this be-
lief. The belt impedes respiration, COM
presses the abdominal muscles, congresses
the muscles Of the back, subjecting them TO
unnecessary friction, and actually impedes
motion. Beside the other injuries the use
of the belt often causes hernia or rupture.
DIR. Foote'S Health Monthly.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
AT a New England Resort.

Some of the New England summer re-
sorts on the sea coast have a sort Of mas
ter of ceremonies, whose function it is To
facilitate entertainments of all sorts, To
promote friendly relations between visi.
tors, to organize dances and picnics and
what nots. A visitor relates in the Bos
ton Advertiser, that, arriving at one o
these hotels one night he was promptly
accosted by this functionary who asked,
'Shall | introduce you to porch girl o.
a dancing girl"
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
The General cs( Experience.

Perusing a recent copy of the Chicagc
Times, we observed the following state
ment from Gcnl. Lcib of the Chicage
Democrat: "St. Jacobs Oil, is the remedy
for rheumatism and neuralgia, without
any manner of doubt; and people who
suffer from these diseases ought to bc
made acquainted with this fact. When.
ever had occasion TO use the Oil found
it all its proprietors claim for it," f y
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

The new braid embroidery differs from
that so familiar to every lady, by having
the narrow braid set up on one edge IN
what is called knife blade" fashion, tc
make the fingers appear in relief on the
fabric. Amazon cloth is the most suita.
bic material for braiding, cashmere is not
firm enough, and this work upon it has a
drawn look that is not admired.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
Important.

When you visit or leave New York cit
save baggage and expressage and carriage
hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel
nearly opposite the Grand Central Depot.
400 elegant rooms, single and In suits, fitted
up at an expense Of one million dollars.
Rooms reduced to u and upwards per day
On European plan. Elevators, Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages
and elevated railroad TO all Gepots.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Near Hanson Station, Tenn, a little boy
discovered that tree had blown across
the track of the Louisville and Nashville
railroad. 1t was dark night, and the
little fellow built fire on the track and
staid at his post waving burning brand
until the night passenger train came
along and was stopped. He was rcwar.
ded by the company with new suit OF
clothes, free pass over the road, and
supply of pocket change.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

We are strongly disposed to regard that
person as the best physician who does most
to alleviate human suffering. judged
from this standard, Mrs. Lydia e. Pinkham
233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass, Is en-
titled TO the front rank, for her Vegetable
Compound is daily working wondrful cures
in female diseases. Send for circular to the
above address.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
Psrseaal 80. Nen Only.

TIE voLrAIc BELT Co. Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol.
for thirty days to men (young or old) who
are afiiicted with nervous debility, lost vi.
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration OF health
and manly vigor. Address a. above. n. y.
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial Il
al
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
The bell of a Massachusetts wooden mill

The bell of a Massachusetts, woolen mill
was rung at 5 o'clock every morning ex-
cept Sundays. II weighed two thousand
pounds, and was intended to awaken
every employe, which it did, as well as
every one else in town. 1t was complained
of as n nuisance, and supreme court
Judge enjoined the owners not to ring it
before 6:30 A. NJ. This decree has been
affirmed on appeal to the full bench
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

In Bayou Chiot, La, a full blooded
wild cat leaped upon Mrs. Griffith
Thompson, fastening his teeth in her left
arm. She grasped the savage beast by the
throat, and held it until it was choked to
death, although it was biting and scratch
ing her all the time.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

For dyspepsia, Indigestion, depression 70
spirits, and general debility, In their vari.
Gus forms; also, as preventive against
fever and ague, and other intermittent fe.
vers, the ''Ferro Phosphorated Elixir oI
Calisaya," made by Cascwell, Hazard 4 Co.
New York, and sold by all druggists, is the
best tonic; and for patients recovering from
fever or other sickness, IL has no equal.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

When an Edgefeld youth goes to spark
a girl he finds the old lady in one corner
ofthe room, the old man in another, and
a dog under the melodeon, and he is
required to speak up like an orator.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Deacon Smith buys Carbolinc, the dcod-
orzied petroleum hair renewcr and restor-
er, and since its improvement, recommends
it to all his friends as the perfection of all
hair preparations. This shows that the
what.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Blondin, thcotight rope performer is
not dead not by any means, There are
no less than four ofhim scattered through
India, Australia and Europe, and each
one is the genuine Blondin.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
HOTEL FOR SALE IN ST. LOUIS.

A splendidly furnished and thoroughly
equipped Hotel, centrally located, and do
ing magnificent business. will sell all or
a half interest. Main object being TO get a
good man to run the house. Amply for in
formation to, G. A. GITCHELL,
bl3 Elm St., 81. Louis Mo.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Read this and remember 1t in time of
need. If you are troubled with rheuma-
iism, neuralgia, or diphtheria, buy bottle
Of Army and Navy Liniment. II is sure
cure. For sale by all druggists. Il,
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

s.s"A coward can be hero at a distance;
presence ofdanger tests presence oil mind"
Presence O! disease test the value Of cura-
tive. Kidney-Wort challenges this test al
ways and everywhere, so far as all COM
plants of the bowels, liver and kidneys arc
concerned. 1t cures all, nor asks any odds.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

At Fish Creek, N. Y, is driven well
ninety eight feet deep. When it was driy.
en- it first threw water and gravel forty
feet high or more, and still it has heavy
pressure and never freezes. The water
contains magnesia, salt and sulphur and
has a very peculiar taste. This well emits
a gas which burns equa to any manufact-
ured Illuminating gas, giving brilliant
clear fame, without smoke or offensive
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

ABrooklyn A blacksmith held out ham
mer on his hand for seven minutes to win
a bet of twenty-five cents, and the doctor
says he won't use that arm again for a
year.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Mrs. Livermore always has some female
friends who want aplace on a newspaper
Out of ten she has secured places fol-
only eight could hold their places four
weeks.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

The Prince of remedies for rheumatism
is st. Jacobs Oil. We have seen it tried
and great results accomplished.-Hun-
tington Gnd.) Democrat.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Only about one out of ten negro cabins
in the south have windows. When the
occupants want any daylight for any
particular purpose they walk out doors.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Mr.. Jerry Wincheii, OF Warsaw, KY,
writes: "br. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla is the best blood purifier ever
used. | find it cures pimpes, etc, very
quickly. For indigestion it is unexcelled
nv any medicine | ever tried.n
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

The young man who wants to look tony
will have to get something different
from an ulster. A red and white blanket,
buttoned under the chin, would attract
attention
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

George T. Reynolds, of K ansas carried
an Indian arrow head in his shoulder for
sixteen years, but got tired of being a hero
and had it cut out the other day.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Mike Welch. of Colorado, managed to
souander $500 in one day without drink
ing a drop Of whisky or betting on q
horse race. He bet on base ball.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11
"Roueh ON Rats"

The thing desired found st last. Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats. 1t clears out rats
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

UNCLE SANS NERVE AND BONE LIN.
IMENT Is most efficient for spraius, bruises,
rheumatism, wounds ami all aches and pains
in both man and beast.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS for
20 years the standard remedy for constips-
ton, liver diseases, etc. None better ever
discovered. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

Lyons Patent Heel Stifeners keep new
boots and shoes from running over. Sold
by shoe and hardware dealers. 25 cents q
pair.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

A young man in Buffalo kept up. a
correspondence with seven young ladies
of good family and position for ayear and
then married cook.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

fs2H ASaA sAAssaH .ns !. ,1s.s ssdD IL.
eases are invariably relieved dby"EILERT's
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHER
RY." This valuable remedy should be kept
in every family, being adapted to oil, from
tho babe to venerable age. Every bottle
warranted to give satisfaetion. Sold BY ~
drl9RlgtD,
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

PRESERVE YOUR HARNESS by oiling
with Uncle Sans Harness Oil which makes
1t soft and pliable, and gives 1t good black
ness Makers.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

HExplicit directions for every use are
given with the Diamond Dyes. For dyeing
Moses. Grasses, Eggs, Ivory, Hair, &c.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

DIR, WINCHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP
is the model remedy for all diseases Of child
hood. 1t produces natural sleep, regulates
the bowels, cures dysentery, diarrhGs, collie,
health and mothers rest. Try II. Sold BY
all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

WORMS arc invariably destroyed and re-
moved from the system by DR.. JagueS Ger
man Worm Cakes. A pleasant and harmless
remedy. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDER
is the best remedy ever discovered for dis
cases OF Horses, Cattle, Sheep and Hogs
restore the sick, strengthen the weak, I'm
prove the appetite, and to keep stock In Z
thriving condition. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-11-11

The loafer who lounges around the
saloon is never too lazy to run for Office.