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The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
Mr.. Muldoon's Cellar.

A citizen called recently at the
Water Registrars Office and intro
duced himself and his business by
saying: "I'm Misther Jerry Muldocn.
My cellar is full of water, and my hins
will be drowned if it isn't fixeu so 1
want you to fix it," Mr.. Muldoon
was informed that nothing could be
done for him there. Two or three days
later he reappeared. 81 come again to
see about that cellar" said he, tits
worse than ever" But we told you
the other day, Mr.. Muldoon, that we
can do nothing about it here" Eyes,
but my cellar must be fixed or my
hins will all be drowned" "Well,
Mr.. Muldoon, did you see the Mayor
about the matter?" "Indade and I
did," replied Mr.. Muldoon. "And
what did the Mayor say it is ?"
"Misther Muldoon,' says he, "why
don't you keep ducks ?"
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
Famous French Cities.

Caen is celebrated in England for
stone and in Frauce for method of
cooking tripe; Marseilles, associated
with white waistcoats and revolu-
tionary hymn, is dear to Frenchmen
as the abode of bouilla-baisse Troyes
liz the source of the gatherings so much
more liked abroad than in England;
Amiens has not only cathedral and a
railway station but admirable duck
pies !; Lyons is famous for things fried
or stewed with bits of parsley on them
and for sausages Bordeaux wine is
only little better know in Paris than
crayfish cooked la Bordelaise Aries
is renowned for Roman remains,
pretty girls, and those saucissons
which are said to be made, despite the
popular disbelief in those animals, of
dead donkeys.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16

Moravian Minister " is either fraud
or caluminator. The Moravian
Church is most excellent and re-
spected body; and it would be pity
II 1t should be disturbed by an un-
seemly wrangle over historical facts
OF little interest to the world at large.
But the "odium theologicum ~ is we'll
known to be the bltterest kind of
hatred; and it often happens tn 1t the
more trivial the cause, the more vio-
lent the "odium." In the meantime
the l5Oth anniversary of the establish
ment of Moravian Foreign Missions
was celebrated at Bethlehem, Penna,.
with great enthusiasm. The Mora
Wan Church is an eplscopacy. with
three orders of the ministrv-Deacon,
Presbyter and Bishop. They have
tour Bishops in this country Bishop
Schultze Ce6), Pennsylvania; Bishop
Reinke Q72), New York; Bishop De
Schweinitz Q73), Penna'; Bishop
Van Week (174), Ohio. The number
in the palenthesis is their number in
the calendar of the Apostolic Success
sion. The government of the church
Is by a district con ference for local
legislation, Synod of each province
1.-TWO in the United States) and the
Unity Elders conference, a body hav-
ing It's seat of government in Hern-
butt, Germany. It is compo ed of
nine German brethren, who are the
sacred college and whose authority is
final. There are in the United States
IA sou communicates the whole
church, including foreign mission
fields, contains upward of 300 900
q lI1la
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
changed the joy of the Presiding
Elder to sorrow.

changed the JOY OF the Presiding
Elder in to sorrow.
The Pastor again entered upon his
work to the disgust of the Presiding
Elder, who presented charges at the
Annual Conference at Morristowh
gainst the Pastor for leaving his
work without permission. The an
nual Conference convicted the Pastor
of mistake of judgment said, in
effect. Not guilty! but do not do it
again" The Presiding Elder was
again happy; but his face was soon
after filed with clouds as the Bishop
on reading the appointments returned
Pastor John to Trenton.
1t is charged that the Presiding
Elder at his first Quarterly Confer
ence, in June last. reopened the trou-
blesome matter by saying that he
was not to be blamed for the return
OF the Pastor, and that, if necessary.
he would make change in the inter.
val of the year. This aroused the dis.
satisfied members again, and the Pas
tor has been having trouble. He has,
however. preferred charges against
the Presiding Elder. A committee of
trial will be called, and there Will be
final settlement by the Bishop. We
have tried to discover what the nature
of the complaint against Pastor Johns
is on the part of the people. We have
found only one person who can say
ANYTHING definite, and she charges
that the Pastor passed her husband on
the street without speaking. 1t is also
discovered that some think that the
Pastor has too much education; that
be ought not to have them read the
Greed and Ten Commandments every
Sabbath. This is all-no more This
church is very greatly injured, and
these troubles ought to be quieted.
Yours, very truly,
MOUNT ZION.
Trenton, 8, Is, 1882.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16

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Transient advertisements payable in ad-
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insertion.
All advertisements should reach this office
before 6 p. NJ, on Friday.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
A Vexe d Clergyman.

Even the patience of Job would be-
come exhausted were he a preacher
and endeavoring to interest his audi
ence while they were keeping up an
lncessant coughing, making it imp D.
slble for him to be heard. Yet how
very easy can all this be avoided by
simply using DR.. Kings new discov-
cry for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds. Trial bottles given away at
Geo. F. Wilson & Co.. drug store.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
The Strength of the Nihilists

The great strength of the Nihilist
faction is in the hold which they have
over the Tchinn, or official nobility of
Russia. The real titled noblesse, of
whom, by some strange irony of for
tune, but a tenth are of Russian blood,
the remainder being of Tartar, Geor-
gan, Finnish, Polish or German de-
scent, would in many cases be coro-
neted lotus eaters, were they but let
alone to spend their rental in Nice,
Paris, Trouville. There is discomfort
enough, no Vever, on public or private
grounds, among many of these highly
placed persons, and princesses and
countesses of the Rus sian aristocracy
plunge into political conspiracy as
feverishly as French great ladies dab
BILE in the speculations of the Bourse.
The police of st. Petersburg and Mos
COW would not dare to put before the
Emperor's eyes an approximately
accurate list of the names of these mag
mates and great ladies who have given
more or less active cOuntenance to the
ever brewing revolution. Even court
chamberlains, when they dofftheircer-
emonial coats, marked in gold thread
with the glorifed key that denotes
their functions, and cease to bow and
smi1k on the rare occasions of pomp
that now exist, are as ready as their
neighbors to indulge in little mild
treason. Siberia is, of course, the
nominal doom of all who, on Musco
vite soil, speak evil of dignities. But
Russian jails would not hold, Russian
kibitkas could not carry, nor Cossacks
escort, the thousandth part of the cul
prits, were the law strictly and in
Rhadamanthine fashion observed.
That the real headquarters of the
Nibilists should be, at least ostensibly,
in Geneva, is not so paradoxical as it
at first sight appears. A small coun'
try and a neutral republic afford the
very best base of operations to the con-
spirator. So long as contraband of
war does not get struggled across the
frontier. there is nothing to involve
Switzerland in awkward complica-
items, while it would be absurd to ap-
ply to Berne the diplomatic pressure
which, with some friction, makes
itself felt in Paris or Vienna. AS in
Holland of old, 80 now in the Helve-
tian Confederacy, plotters find home,
and are tolerated, if not sympathized
with, by Cantonal Government that
desires nothing better than that for
eigners should live and spend their
money on the shores of Lake Leman.
A Russian resident in Geneva of the
Nihilist persuasion is just as well
known by the native community as
Macaulay tells us was the case with
the English exiles in Amsterdam
when the Duke of Monmoush's armed
Indiamen were riding at anchor in
the offing, and the schout, or high
bailiff of the city, protested himself
unable to identify the foreign visitors
who were about to start for the fatal
enterprise of Bridport and Sedge-
moor.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
MALARIA

Malaria is an almost in
describable malady which
not even the most talented
physicians are able to faith
ON. It's cause is most fire.
quently ascribed to local
surroundings, and there is
very little question, but this
opinion is substantiated by
facts. Malaria does not nee
essarily mean chills and
fever while these troubles
usually accompany it. It
often affects the sufferer with
general lassitude, accom-
panied by loss of appetite,
sleeplessness, a tired feeling
and a high fever, the per-
son afflicted growing weak
er and weaker, loses flesh
day after day, until he be-
comes a mere skeleton, a
shadow of his former self.
Malaria once having laid its
hold upon the human frame, the
door of the system is thrown open
to nervous diseases. The body
weak and enfeebled absorbs no
nourishment, but subsisting upon
itself, the digestive organs no
longer perform their functions
the liver becomes torpid, and other
organs failing to do their routine
work, speedily become disordered,
and dissolution and death are apt
to ensue.
In addition to being certain cure
for malaria and chills and fever,
Browns IRON BITTERs is highly
recommended for all diseases requir-
ing certain and efficient tonic; es-
peciallyindigestion, dyspepsia, inter-
mittent fevers, want of appetite, loss
of strength, lack of energy, etc.
Ennches the blood, strengthens the
muscles, and gives new life to the
nerves. Acts like charm on the
digestive organs. 1t is for sale by
all respectable dealers in medicines,
price, 81 per bottle
Be sure and get the genuine
BROWNS IRON BITTERS.
Take no other.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
THE practical" DIFFERENCE BE-
TWEEN POETRY AND
PHILOSOPHY

1t sounds very poetic to say "man's
to man makes thousands
MOURN" but why not apply the prin-
ciple to the more practical side of tie
subject, and render the quotation
thus :-"Swayne's Ointment on ac-
count of stopping the itching caused
by the Piles has made countless thou
sands well and happy" There would
be sound logic in this but poets are
never cheerful, are they?
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
"LEr HIM WHO WINS IT BEAR
THE PALMO

'He who cures the ills Of flesh"
quoth the sage. lis even greater than
he who conquers in war" Certain it
is then, that DR.. Swayne has earned
the laurel of greatness. His Ointment
for skin diseases has been the means
of releasing thousands from the in
describable horrors of chat complaint.
The best evidence of an article is OBJ.
tanned by practical test, and the I'M
solicited Endorsement of those who
profit by its use.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
10 the Editor of The Sentinel:

~ ueC LLIttCOT W xHS OC1StI9tCC.
The TROUBLE AT MOUNT ZION
METHODIST CHURCH.-Mt. Zion A. M.
E. Church is still amidst the waves of
turmoil and dissension. 1t is too bad.
We have taken considerable pains to
learn the facts. There seems to be q
feeling among the native Jersey min
listers against the bringing in of
transfers (clergymen from other
states). The Presiding Elder of this
District is charged with being among
those whose doctrine is Jersey for
Jerseymen." He is charged that in
stead Of unfolding the hands of the
present Pastor of Mt. Zion, Rev. J. A.
M. Johns, who Is a transfer from the
Virginia Conference, he (tbe P. E }
had, in his Quarterly Conference,
harshly and unjustly criticised the
pastoral work. This led to trouble.
The people began to grow Indifferent,
and the Pastor felt that the Presiding
Elder was trying to break him down.
true enough. the Presiding Elder sue
ceeded in getting the affairs of the
church greatly mixed, so much so that
Tie Pastor sent his resignation to
Bishop John M. Brown, anu before its
acceptance ceased his pastoral work.
The Bishop declined to relieve Mr..
Johns.
AS soon as the Presiding Elder
heard of the PASTORS resignation, he
came in and took charge of the church
aud declared that the PASTORS resigna-
uon was a good move, for he (the
fastor) was fit for any other church
out Mt. Zion. But the Bishop, by
declining to accept the resignation,
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16

The SENTINEL has q larger circulation
than any aoeekly paper published in this
city (aoith one egception.) This statement
ne are prepared to perlty at any time. Ad-
0ertisers soiU do nell to remember this fact,
as oar adgertssaaag rates are Toner than those
Of any other newspaper of equal circulation.
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SATURDAY, September Is, 1882.

PERSONAL Rev. T. McCauts Sew
art, of Bethel Methodist Church, New
York, has been spending a portion of
the week with friends in this city.
S. X. Wilson, Esq, has returned
from his Newport villa.
School Trustee Case and Mr.. John
Mackay caught over hundred cells
and catfish in Shabaconk creek yester-
dav afternoon. Some of them were of
exceptional size.
POLITICAL The Fl. ends of Mr. John
Fell are getting active Ill their canvass
in his behalf.
The Second District Republican
Congressional Convention will be held
at Atlantic City on the Goth inst.
1t is understood that the friends of
Morton R. Coleman will again bring
his name forward as candidate for
the Assemblyman's nomination in
the Upper district.
Democratic aspirants for the Legis
lative nomination in the Second Dis
trlct are few and far between.
VIM. A. Mac Crellish Is a candidate
for Assistant Secretary of the next
Senate of the State of New Jersey. Tt
is claimed that he will have the active
support of Senator Tayler.
The wise ones say that the genial
Judge of the District Court has his
weather eye fixed on the desk in the
State Capitol, now occupied by the
Hon. John Taylor.
ANCIENT ORDER OF HIBERNIANs.-
MIR. VIM. Greenan has resigned the
County Delegateship. The following
are the changes and promotions in
consequence: John J. Clancy, County
Delegate; Martin Murray, President !;
John J. Mullin, County Treasurer;
David J Daily, County Secretary.
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-09-16
RUTGERS COLLEGE.

At NEW BRUNSWICK, N. j.
New Jersey State College to Promote Agriculture and
the Mechanic Arts.
Year begins September 20, 1882.
well equipped practical Scientific School of high
grade; Two courses T" Engineering and Mechanics"
diton to Mathematics pure and applied and the Ma
tural Sciences the careful study Of English Ltera-
ture and Composition, French, German, History,
Metaphysics, and Political Economy.
Thorough work with con slant field practice In En-
cheering and Surveying. Careful laboratory work
in Chemistry, with full APPARATUS for each student
State Agricultural Experiment Station and College
Farm of 100 in successful operation under di
rection Of Professor George III. Cook. LII. D.,
Vice President, illustrate to students the theory
and economic practice of farming.
Tuition reasonable. Forty State Scholarships
free; eight of them now vacant to be filled before
September 10th. Full information in catalogue.
Almost without exception graduates who desired
occupation have at obtained profitable positions
in professional scientific work, while others have
found their interest in the successful practice of i'm
proved and notwithstanding. For catalogue orany
information, address Secretary Rutgers College.
MERRILL EDWARDS GATES Ph.D, LID, President
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PERSONAL!
TO MEN ONLY!

NE IhE HOI1LTAIC BELT CO, MARSHALL.
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IN t;oI iAlC Bills AND ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
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Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1882-11-14
FALLOW.

I likethese plants that you call weeds
Sedge. hardhack, mullen, yarrow,-
That knit their roots, and sift their seeds
Where any grassy wheel-track leads
Through country by.ways narrow.
They fringe the rugged hillside farms,
Grown old with cultivation,
With such wild wealth Of rustic charms
AS bloomed in Natures matron arms
The first days Of creation.
They show how Mother Earth loves best
To deck her tired-out places;
By fiowery lips, in hours of rest,
Against hard work she viii protest
With homely airs and graces.
You pillow the arbutus from her hills;
Hew down her mountain laurel;
Their place, as best she can, she fills
With humber blossoms; 30 she wills
To close with you her quarrel.
She yielded to your axe. with pain,
Her free, primeval glory;
She brought you crops of golden grain;
You say. How dull she grows! how plain =
The old, mean, selfish story!
Her Wildwood soil you may subdue.
Tortured by hoe and harrow;
But leave her for year or two,
And see! she stands and laughs at you
With bareback, mullen, yarrow!
Dear Earth, the world is hard to please!
Yet heavens breath gently passes
Into the life of flowers like these;
And lie down at blessed ease
Among thy weeds and grasses.
LUCY LARCoy, in Atlantic Monthly.
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A female, young or old, who does q
mans work ought to get a mans pay.
Boston Globe. True; and If yod will
look at the new fall styles you will pre-
ceive that many women who don't do q
mans work are getting q pretty good
share of a mans pay.
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IDOAH VALLEY RAILROAD.

TIME TABLE-IB effect October 18th, 1889.
Five Minutes Faster than
p,u.s,., rs] Baltimore Time,
Seven Minutes Faster than
WASHINGTON I'D. C.l Time.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1882-11-14

"What station is this ?' asked lady
passenger of an English tourist near by,
Looking out of the window and reading
q sign on on the fence, he replied =
Rough on Rats! I guess, mum !"-
The Eye.
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Don't be Alarmed

at Bright's Disease, Diabetes, or any
disease Of the kidneys, liver OF urinary
organs. as Hop Bitters will certainly
and lastingly cure you, and 1t is the on.
~ thing that will.
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TRAVELLERS, GUIDE.


~ On and after Monday, June 10th. the
trains on the B. 4 o. r. r. will leave Stauufon
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Mothers should Know It.

Fretful babies cannot help disturbing
everybody, and mothers should know
how soothing Parker's Ginger Tonic is.
1t stops babies pains, makes them
healthy, relieves their own anxiety and
Is safe to use.-Joavnu1.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1882-11-14
ECZEM A.

BOHEMIA.
Sixteen months since an eruption broke out
on my leg and both feet, which .urned out TO
be Eczema, andSaused me great pain and an
noyance. 1 tried various remedies with no
SOLVENT internally and CUTICURA and CUTI-
CURA SOAP externally, which entirely cured
me SO that my skin is as smooth and natural
LEN. M. FRAILEY. 81 South st.. Baltimore
CUTICURA. H.
The Cutirura treatment, for the cure of Skin,
Scalp and Blood Diseases, consists In the in
ternal use Of CUTICURA REsoLvENT, the new
CURA and CuTICURA SOAR, the Great Skin
Cures Price of CUTICURA. small boxes. Soc {;
large boxes. SLIGO. CUTIcURA REsoLvENT. 81
Depot. weeks & POTTER. Boston. Mass.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

will n ow state tn at I made q miraculous
cure Of one OF the worst cases Of skin disease
known. The patient is o man forty years old ;
had suffered fifteen years. His eyes, scalp, and
nearly his whole body presented q frightful APP
pearance. Had had the attention OF twelve
different physicians. who prescribed the best
remedies known to the profession. such as To-
dide potassium, arsenic, corrosive sub innate,
sarsaparilla, etc. Had paid $500 for medical
treatment with but little relief prevailed
upon him to use the CUTICURA REsoLvENT in.
ternally and the CUTICURA and CUTICURA
SOAP externally. He did 30. and was complete
~ cured. The skin on his head, ace. and many
other parts Of his body, which presented q most
loathsome appearance, is now as soft and
smooth as an Infants, with no scar or trace OF
the disease left behind. He has now been cured
twelve months. Reported by
Z. II. BROWN. ESQ. BarnXell. 8. @.
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R%Explicit directions for every use
are given with the Diamond Dyes. For
dyeing Moses, Grasses, Eggs. Ivory,
Hair, &c.
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Train No. l makes no stops between Hagers-
town and Front Royal, except to let OH Pas
sengers no ding foreign tickets.
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For full information, time, cards. rates, &C.,
call upon or write to-
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8CROFULA SORE.

Rev. DR.. -, in detailing his experiences
with the CUTICURA REMEDIES, said that
through Divine Providence one OF his parish
toner's was cured of a scrofulous sore, which
was slowly draining away his life by the Gu
TICURA RESoLvENT internally, and CUTICURA
and CUTICURA SOAP externally. The poison
that had fed the disease was completely driven
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Question answered: Inquirer-What
Is the extreme penalty for bigamy?
Two mothers. in law.
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Nos. and run daily, except Sunday. Stop
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Nos. 8 and run daily, through. between
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ua- Note this.-Trains Nos. and 4 do not
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No. runs from Richmond to Charlottesville
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No. leaves Charlottesville 80 p. m. daily,
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