The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-07-27
HUMOROUS.

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A mans appetite resembles railroad
pass--it is not transferable.
"That's what beats me-" remarked
boy as he passed pile of shingles.
The youths who form a gauntlet in
front Of the theatre doors at every matinee
belong to the fast mail service.
SKINNY MEN.
Wells Health Remover. Absolute
cure for nervous debility aud weakness of
the generatiye functions. 81. at drug
gists. Prepaid by express at $1.25, 6 for
S.. E. 8 WELLS, Jersey City. N. J.
trough ON RATS"
The thing desired found at last. Ask
Druggists for Rough on Rats" 1t clears
ont rats, mice. reaches, flies, bed-bugs.
16c. boxes.
"BUCHUPAIBA."
New, quick, complete cure days, urin-
airy affections, smarting, frequent or diff
cult urinafion, kidney diseases. 81. all
druggists. Prepaid by express, $l,25 6
for S.. E. s. WELLS. Jersey City, N. J.
A Florida rattlesnake was killed last
week by single glass of whiskey. The
average Florida statSman has sublime
contempt for the stomach of the rattle
snake.
HOW TO SECURE HEALTH.
It Is strange any one will suffer from
arrangements brought on by impure blood
when 6CovILL's SAEsAPARILLA AND
6TnLTNGA, or BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP
win restore health to the physical organi-
ration. 1t is a strengthening syrup,
pleasant to take, and the BEST BLOOD
PURIFIER ever discovered, curing Scrof
ula, Syphilitic disorders, eakness of the
Kidneys, Erysina2es, alaria, Nervous
disorders, Debility; Bilious complaints
and Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kid
neys, Stomach, Skin, etc.
BAKERS PAIN PANAoEA cures pain in
man or beast
DR. RoGER's Worm SYRUP instantly
destroys Worms.
DR.. Kline's great nerve restorer is the
marvel of the age for all nerve diseases.
All fits stopped free. Send to 931, Arch
ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
Insist upon having Floreston Cologne.
1t is greatly superior in permanence and
delicucy of fragrance,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is remarkable remedy for all
those painful complaints and weaknesses
80 common to our best female population.
Send to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, 233
Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass, for pam
phlets.
FADED COLOR5 RESTORED.
Faded or gray hair gradually RECEIVERS
its youthful color and lustre by the use of
Parkers' Hair Balsam, an elegant dressing,
admired for its purity and rich perfume.
There is talk of putting colored man
on the police force in New York. Don't
do it. It is hard enough to see white
one after dark.
4 Deem 1t My Duty to Tell
what DR.. swayne's Compound syrup OF Wild
Cherry has done for me. had violent
ness, with severe attacks ofhemorrhage, gave
MP all hopes of recovery. I am cured,
'''' - EDWARD HANSON,
Engineer of Sweeny's Pottery,
1884 Ridge Avenue, Philanelphia,
Over twenty-five years have elapsed and
am still hearty man.
1t Is against the law TO take from any
stream, trout less than five inches in
length. This explains good many of
the tough fish yarns.
Elegant Toilet Preparations.
Hair dressing, and restorative is found in
London Hair Color Restorer." 1t seldom
fails to restore gray or faded hair TO its orig
inal youthful color and beauty. Falling
hair Is checked by its use. and II produces
growth of beautiful young hair soft, glossy,
and luxuriant. 1t certainly is the most
clearly and effective hair restorer now be-
fore the American people.
A. A. Gibson, Barry town, Duchess county,
N. Y, writes DR.. Swayne d Son, Philadel-
phia: Gents-I enclose Post Office order for
eight dollars; please send me one dozen bot
ties Of the London Hair Color Restorer."
It has stopped my hair from falling, and re-
stored 1t to Its natural color. 1t has proven
satisfactory in every respect. The London
Hair Color Restorer" can be obtained at all
the leading druggists at rs cents bottle.
Anna Louise Cary is worth $500,000,
and accordingly has just the sweetest
voice and countenance anywhere.
Skin Diseases.
"Swayne's Ointment" Cures the most in