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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
From Mike DodSon.
SUBURBS Oy ARKADY.

Wv iAKkADI.
Mister Aik-AZ promest in the last that
| wud kontinu at sum luther time, an az now
liz the ospiShuS tim, / shall let VII hay it.
left oph with the yung Kentuck dockter whu
got the hart disese on akOwnt Ov the Wild
widder. The dockter thot he krlld liy down
thar az he had IL prescripshun that wos sure
| kure fur the chils, az foilers; he said that
2 gals ov whisky, with leetle kwinine sui
fer an Kaenn PEPPER, wuld hi the ole nick an
/ kure the chils.
Wal, don't wont nun ov it; I'LL take XVII
min strate without frewOter and brimstun.
Will ridin on the kars, a yung jentelman
| from Peedmount got on the trane ut VIII
lyumsvill an scanned tn be mashed on yung
the mite Operatur ov that plais, on hur way
! tn visit trends at Annapolis. The befoIIr said
yung LAWYER scanned tn be bleeding hiz case
I in ctId ernest. He told hur that he w0s look
| in fur CURL tn mari, an that he wud bid a
houS in Peedmount on the lots north Ov Mis-
\ ter Oss Bawls. That thus fur hiz matrimo-
NAL ventchureS had not proved sucksessful,
an that he woS lookin fur sum wun to take
| kare ov him, an thot that eff he shud bid on
| hiZ lots he mite find tenent. / felt Sorri fur
him in hiz loneliness, Klaus l no of instances
wher the hous was bit ali staid fur long
time without havin tenent. He had better
\ set sum luther kind Ov Il trap than that, an
use pienti ov lip save and soft sope fur bate.
! L think it takes better an don't k0st neer so
| mulch.
Will mailin letter atwun ov the stashuns,
yung gra frum below kane in with yung
! ladee an TUX mi sete, usin mi ovurkote fur
| a kushun. An az ne wos so kool abowt it,
did not want tn disturb him, but let him kepe
mi sete, Will I, az the lawyer had taken hiz
| departure, tuck his sete side the yung ladi
| opcratur, as she wus not goin much further.
sed sumthin kinder apoiajisin like, IN she
4 sed sumthin bak, an fur fere that mite bee
the innercent victim oy a konfidensc game,
| kwietiy dru mi he'd inter mi kotc Keller like
turtle IN awaited the result which kane
when the trane stopped bi hur gittin of an
| Sendin boi intu the kar tn Sc whu it WIS
! she had bin ridin with. / do not think the
l Dol nu me frum side Oy sole leather so
wuman'S kuriositi WIS agen baffcld. / viii
| tri an pick up sum more mise eff possibel.
MIKE DODSON.
POST KRIPT.-I hearn that Mister Tom
| sons man Fridy liz goin tn raze mushruncs;
| he got fine lot ov mushroom seed ov Jon
Whitwurth about furst ov April, an az he
cant he fuied on them kind ov seeds he viii
undoutedi hav line krop of EN-. NJ. d.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

After cleaning house don't fail to see how
cheap Mrs. Lopez can sell you FURNITURE
Carpets, Window Shades, Wall Papers, etc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

Before purchasing Clothing, call and see
our stock and prices.i T. s. LOPEZ.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

The following named persons will compose
the grand and petit juries for the coming
term of the Iron circuit court:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Local Department.

Only $50 for large sx1O Picture-Framed
at Jud Chambars' Gallety.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-02-23

and that board was charged for two
persons.
"How do you make that OUT" asked
the agent, as he looked at the bill and
then at the cashier.
'"The lady has two heads, his she
notp said the cashier.
The agent admitted that such was
TIE case.
"And she has two mouthsl" contin-
ued the hotel man.
Again another affirmative nod.
"And she eats with both Of them2"
persisted Mr.. Cashier.
Eyes" broke in the agent, "but she
only takes half a meal to each mouth"
"I'hat's all very iine," responded the
cashier, "but you can't come that rack
ct on us. She's got two heads and two
mouths, and she gets two meals served
in her room. Now, if that doesn't con
stitute her two persons, then I'd better
90 out of the business.
The head waiter was called and cor
roborated the statement concerning the
double feed. Then the agent HE'D him
to an upper apartment and demanded
an explanation from the double headed
lass, which developed the fact that
while two meals were actually served,
one Of them was devoured by vora,
cious curiosity that occupied an adjoin
ing room. Somewhat of similar affair
occurred on the Pennsylvania railroad
few weeks ago, when conductor,
who had not spark Of humor in his
system, gravely demanded two fares
for the monstrosity. 1t was only with
considerable difficulty that her agent
managed to convince him that although
there were two heads, four arms, four
legs and two minds it was only one wo-
man. After some demurrer the conduc-
tor agreed to accept the single ticket,
but up to the time that the train reach
ed the depot he had failed to solve the
arithmetical conundrum as to how one
and one could be simply one.-Phild-
delpAid Record.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-02-23
THE rwo,HEApED Girls Ho.
TEL ELL,

Mile Christine, the two headed girl,
Who some years ago attracted consider
fabIe attention from DR.. Pancott and
other prominent members of the me1i.
cal fratsrnlty. is at present guest Of
IL Great Western hotel, on Market
steeek above Thirteenth. Ga Satur-
~. vhen her agent presented himself
IS rs easlieTs desk TO settle the week.
aoooapk s. uss surprised to End that
- N ma ssIhe Misses Christine,
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-02-23
MISCELLANEOUS.

We mean it, and prepared to demonstrate the fact
They operated by either Man, Horse Steam Power
and bore very rapid. They range in size from
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-02-23
RICHARD P. EVANS { CO.,
ATTORNEYS,
CouNsELLoRs AT LAW,

DRACTICE BEFORE THE GENERAL
Land Ole, Interior Department, and the
Supreme Court OF the United States. Con
tested Land and Mining claims. Special at
tcntion given to contests involving the title to
Mines and water rights. Homestead, Timber
Culture and Exemption contests attended to
before the Gescral Land Office and the Depart
ment Of the Interior. Contested Cases between
Settlers and Railroad Companies argued.
Private Land Claims prosecuted before the
Interior Department and Congress. Patents
obtained for Timber, Stone, and Desert Lands,
and in Homestead, Presumption and Timber
culture entries. Re-payments in cases Of er
roneous entries and where the Government is
unable to make good title to lands sold, we
can obtain the repayment Of fees, commissions,
and money paid by tho claimants. Agrical-
tural College Scrip and other Scrip located.
Information given in reference to the laws.
decisions and practice relating to the Public
Lands and Mines. Parties intending to
Locate, Purchase, Pre- einpt or Homestead,
can often avoid vcxatious trouble under the
laws governing the settlement Of the public
| dad Bornty Land Warrants oIfaiaed omd par
| chased. Prudent. prompt and faithful manage
| msnt of cases intrusted TO Us can be depend
| upon.
RICHARD r. EVANS / co.
Lock Box $50. Washington, D. C.
Letters of inquiry should contain portage for
reply.
RErEREscE-Hsnry N. cepr, Cops
Land and Mining JcnEnal. leu
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-02-23
NOTICE AND TAKE HEED,

Owing TO the dissolution Of co-partnership
heretofore existing between Bunnell Bros IN
Dayton, W. t., aud other important chang
es, it becomes necessary that all parties IN.
debted TO me shall make immediate pay
ment, 1t is to be hoped that this call Will
be sufficient. Lewiston, !. T., Oct. Is.
3d C. G. BCNNELL.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-07-28
NEWSPAPER LAWS.

S4lscribers who do not give express ao,iee 10
'jc contrary, are coss'dered rs wishing 10 con-
;7ue their subscriptions
:, sinswaers order the dscon'inuance Of
a,r periodicals., the Publishers may continue
% send ,a.m until all arrosrages are paid
NJ Zoe subscribers neglect or refuse 10 take
f.it rsindicals from the Office To- which they
.-s directed, they ATE held responsible until
ney htys seiued their bills and ordered them
discontinued.
Any person who receives newspaper aud
makes use a. il, whether I've has ordered il or
r.t. is h-.i IN law 20 be n subscriber.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-07-28
South Bcauch Iuteligencer.
william Harper. Editor.
Or,e Corner Hain and Gro Gel Lane SIS
RoNNEY, WEST VIRGINIA.
] v II NJ Y (:

TWO DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS nor
..,,,o -or TWO DOLLARS il paid In ad ysnce
4. papsr will he discontinued except ut the
,.,ioa oIihe Publisher until al. aIrearages have
t.sa settled.
TERMS OF ADVERTISING
The rates of advertising are, for an inch or
La Oys DOLLAR AND FIrrY CESrs for three
.,.s,:ions-'a-sor ones in the same proportion.
ZACH carulIance ga cents.
Duui,r,v half yearly, aai yearly advertise.
--tiiusertcl AZ q liberal reduction on the hove
Yearly nlvei isers disseminating during the
,.l- will be Cha'ged regular Tates.
N,aiver:sement 20 bc considered by the mo n tn
o.,e,r1nloss specified on the manuscript, or pre-.
,1i5ly agreed upon between the parties.
Resolutions 81 associations, communications OF
limited interest. and notices OF deaths exceeding
.s, llsSs will he charged I'VE cents per line.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-07-28

The fastest regular time known to be
made by the passenger trains from Jer-
sey City 10 Philadelphia, 90 miles, was
I hour 30 fuinutes.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-07-28

Senator FAIR says that be has house
in Virginia City that cost him $4,000
which would not now sell for 81 600. so
s'agnaHt is business there.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-07-28

1t is estimated that The amour. Of old
grain in store on tho lines westward
leading 20 Chicago is about one million
bushels.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-07-28
a. BOOTS
- A N ID S ii O E S

and Readymnde Clothing all away down. AL
so have and will keep on hand, good srppl Y
OF Fiour for sale for cash or exchange Tor wheat
n, 40 Ibs per bnshel, and II lbs DIAL. Have
about 100 bushels of Oats on hand tor sale
~ Persons wishing Goods will find my stock
complete IN every variety Aleo selling the hes:
Moving Machine in the world Tor sGJ. Lock e.
yer ingHy Hay Rakes for Sc 90 Will buy
MI kinds OF Grain and pay cash for it. Want
900 lbs. WOOL at cash MAJ ket price
Thanking my friends for their kind and gener
ons PATRONAGE, and soliciting q continuance OF
he same. Very respectfully yours.
II. STUCKET.
Sedan ". Va. Nay IL, 1882. Sun.
J.. 81 have OF hand one 2-horse
VIM. Arson Wood Reaper, new and
All complete, warranted TO do good worl,
will sell Tor S75 II. S.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
atlOnRl Theatre.
Union Veteran Fair.
National Hotel Arrivals.

John ". Fairfax, Va; Thomas C0rney, Kan.
E. Y. Bell, N. X. +. H. Rowes, Tenn; W. II.
Barrickle, Balto;; r. Smith. N: Vi John 7.
Ind. j. W. Watts and wife, BaltO.; b. W. Htn-
ton and wife, Mich. George W. Fowler, N. Y.
I G. Kelly and Tifs' Penna.; o, 1; Gardner
Nd; +. NJ. Whiting, Mass; J. Du-
Bois, Penna.; G: F. Feimx, N. Y. s.. j..
Henry, Ohio; J. H.; Hubert Phila.;
ger, s. O.; George Koselmoin, N. Y; s. d. Rob-
erson, Mass: Charles W. Greene, R. l.; r. J.
Adams, Pitts; J, Gallagher, Pitts; @. r. MIL
John A. Ross, 1r., N. Y; q. II. Clagett, Md; j.
D. Wright Ga: E. Woods, Pa; w f. Brown,
N: r.; John Roberson, Va; W. F. Harrison and
and son, Va; E. s. Bean, st. Paul; ]. NJ. Ben
nett, w. Va. w. II. Morehead, Balto.; D. Lar
rabee, Baltic; +. N. Jarboe, Nd.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03

W. d. STUART Surrogate Monroe
EDWARD A. Fnosr CLERK Monroe
County,.
E. b. FENNER District Attorney Mon
roe County,.
DANIEL T. HUNT (Postmaster, Roch-
ester).
JIM. DAvy tex.Membor Congress, Roch.
ester).
JOHN S. MORGAN Special County Judge,
Monroe County,
HIRAM sIBLEY Capitalist and Seeds.
man).
W. c. RowLry County Judge, Monroe
County,.
JonN VAN vooRHIs (Member of Con-
gress).
CHARLES f. FrTcn editor Democrat and
Chronicle and Regent of the University.
To the Editor Of The Liring Church, Chicago,
H..
Will you allow the following card, per-
sonal to myself, to appear In your widely
circulated paper?
There was published in tho Rochester
Democrat and Chronicle Of tho 31st of De-
cember last, statement made by J. b.
Henion, M. d., narmting how he had bcen
cured of Bright's disease Of the kidneys,
almost in its last stages, by the use of War
uer's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. / was
referred to in that statement as having re.
commended and urged DR.. Henion to try
the remedy, which he did, and was cured.
Now, the republishing of his statement
in many Of the leading journals of the day
has been the cause of an incessant flow Of
letters to mo making many inquiries, but
chiefly whether the statement is true, or a
mere advertising dodge, ETC., etc.
i beg, therefore, to anticipate any further
inquiries, and save time and labor and
some postage, by saying that the statement
of DIR. Henion is true, so far as it concerns
myself, and / believe it to be true in all
other respects. He is a parishionor of mine,
and visited him in his sickness. l urged
him to take the medicine, and would do
the same again to any one who was troubled
with disease of the kidneys and liver.
ISRAEL FooTE, d. D.,
Rector of st. Pauls Church.
Rochester, N. Y, January 20, 1882.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
Retail Prices In the Markets.

The following were the ruling prices in
the Washington market to-day:
MEATs.-Beef-Sirloin 10000. porter
house, 25c.; rib-roast, 2A@20c. corn beef
6@12lc.; Clipped, 30c.; beef tongue, Csc;
lamb 15@ zoe; veal, 124@25c.; breast, 10
@12c.; bacon, 14@ 15c. mutton, 10@15 /;
pork, l0@12lc.; sausage, 12c.; hams, 16
@17c.; shoulders, 12c. lard, 15c.
FIsH-Rock fish, large, 15920c. u ib do.
small, 25@35c. p bunch weakfish, 12l@
15c. y NJ halibut, l5@20c. p ib perch,
35(g40c. u bunch; Holsters, 12l@15c. P
ib bluefish, l2i@15c. u Ii; snappers,
123c. y h !; Bermuda,25c. u ID; red snap
per, 15c. v ID; gruper, 15c. sa ID; smelt,
15@20c, VI NJ; cod, l2lc. u ID haddock,
121c. y ib pike, l21c. p ID.
PoULTRY.-ChickeDs, 6oc.@I y pair
each turkeys, $50 16c. u ID.
BUTTER AND EoGs.-Philadelph print
$50 G0c.; creamery, Asa Soc. New York and
Illinois, 400 45c.; roll butter, 28@ 40e.; eggs
GOA 25c.; cheese, 15@20c. u ID.
VEGETABLES. Potatoes, Irish. 40c. p
PIX; sweet, do, 50@60c. ID PIX
cabbage, 10@25c.; beets, &c. p bunch
onions, 40@50c. u PIX; carrots, SC. II
bunch spinach, 10000. y PIX; cabbage
sprouts 40c. b PIX; oyster plants, DC. u
bunch turnips, 300 40c. y PIX; kale, 2C
"a 25c. n PIX !; celery, 5(a Sc. p bunch kale
30(9 40c. p PIX. I; lettuce, 5t@sc.
FBUITs.-Oranges, SOC. u doz. lemons
25c. q doz. cocoanuts, 90c. p doz.
California pears 40c. y doz.; California
grapes. 30e.'f9 fb Malaga do, 30c. u 10
bananas, 40c. R doz.; French Prunes
20@ 25c. q n Valencia raisins, 12lf9 ib
London lairs, 25e. p n; currants, Toe. y n
seedless raisins, 2Oc. p n; prunells, CSC. y
n; lemon and organe peel, 2Oc. " lbi eitron
25c. q n; Florida oranges, 10W5Oc. u
dozen.
CANNED GOODs.-Boston baked beans
25c.; apricots, 25c.; egg plans 35c.; Bart
lett pears, &c., pineapple, 35c
French CASDIEs, 25c d b; mixed, 2Oc
b II.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
News Notes.

Thomas Smith, of Norristown, Pa,
dropped suddenly dead yesterday morning
The printers committee in Madrid have
been imprisoned for melting men to strike.
Russia has made demand on the Rou-
melian treasury Of 25, 900, 900 francs for main
tanning the army OF occupation.
The Lord Mayor of London advised
deputation OF unemployed workmen who
walled upon him 10 emigrate to Canada.
Mr. Bradlaugh was yesterday reelected
TO the House of Commons from Northampton
by vote OF 370S to 3,6S7 for Mr.. corbett.
The first cable of the American Telegraph
and Cable Company has been repaired, and
communication between Nova Scotia and Lon
den is sre-established thereby.
Dr. Vidal has resigned the presidency of
the Republic Of Uruguay, and the Congress OF
both chambers has elected Senior Santos to BIS
his SUCCESSOR tranquility continues.
The Roman Catholic Church. at River
side, n. j., and the buildings adjoining, occu-
destroyed by fire yesterday morning The loss
is estimated at about $4,000.
Charles Hale, esq, formerly connecte
with the Boston Adrertiser and son OF the
founder Of that Journal, died at Boston yester-
day. In 1894 he was appointed Consul az
Aiezandria, Egypt, and while there arrested
John II. snrratt aud sent him TO the United
States for trial Mr.. Hale was Assistant secre-
part of Gen Grants two terms.
There Was served ON the Western Union
Telegraph Company, az Chicago, yesterday, by
aspcetal COMMITTEES appointed 70 Investigate
The "bneketshop .eyil, a notice requiring
tckers 10 be removed from the ssbucket shous''
by March 15. The "bucket-shops" have OBJ
tained temporary injunctions restraining the
Western Uplon ana Gold 4 Stock Com panles
from depriying Them OF quotations.
AT a meeeing of the Western DisLillers'
Association, held IN Cincinnati, II was agreed
10 reduce The aggregate number of bushels
mashed to 1900 a day. Distillers who cannot
make the pro rata reduction on account Oi
heavy stock I'm their pens VIII pay Ave cents
per bushel for all mashed above their allow
ance. The agreement expires on May 1, but
the executive committee Is authorized 70 OK
tend IL a month.
The subcommittee of Che finance commit.
tee Of the Philadelphia City Councils which
has been Investigating the alleged irregu
lariiies IA the fax-of1co during the admilns
trafion Of ex- Receiver Thomas J.. Smyth, has
made report settling forth that a system oi
pfculntion was carried on for years ~ all or
nearly all the clerks employed IN the once
and that both the city and taxpayers have
suffered largely through their thofts.
Atlanta rivals Chicago as a divorce town.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03

UNTIL MARCH 1oTn ONLY THE FOLLOWING
pEDUoTIoNs WILL DE MADE:
The balance Of PATTERN HATS AND DoNNETs
at So, SO and "a; sold formerly at $5, $40
and S15.
Our famous BEAvER-EDGED HATS Will now
be closed at so cents; formerly $3.50.
Our MOSCOW BEAVERS desirable shapes, at
10 cents; formerly 81.
DERBY'S at 25 cents; formerly rs cents and
81. Lovely Trimmed Hats In Children's
and Misses sizes at 80 cents and as cents
Fine FRENCH FLOWERS at 25 cents Spray.
ROSES AND BUDS at 25 cents per dozen.
Fine WATER LILIES at 25 cents.
Elegant TIPS, in all colors, at 25 cents.
sATINs, SILKS, PLUsHEs, vELvETs, VEL
vETEENs at 33 per cent. less than prime
cost.
fine lot of EMBROIDERY below market
value to close the entire lot.
LACES Of all the leading and best mako ami
style at great reduction.
Our ULsTERS will be sold at $3.50 and So
Our CIRCULARS AND CLoAKs at 50. so and So
Our entire stock Of WORSTED GOODS and
SACQUES at so per cent. less THAN cost.
KID GLOVES, LACE FICHUS AND SCARFS,
SILK HANDKERCHIEFS AT A SvCRIFICE.
An additional reduction in RIBBONS Of 20
per cent. will be given until March 10.
Lovely PLUMEs in all shades, 75c., 81, 1.25.
$1.50 TO 50.
We are receiving daily our New Styles of
Spring Goods, and have some lovely styles
ready for inspection.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
High Newspaper Authority.

THILADLLFHIA, IA, MurcH 10, 1851.
II. II. WARMER Il Co.: Sirs-The undersigned,
n member OF the stan OF Forney's Progress,
has been q. sufferer for years with kidney
troubles. The use by him of your Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure has been followed by beneficial
results. W. II. BRADY.
l know the gentleman whose signature is
above, Mr.. w. II. Brady, and can say that any
statement made by him deserves to be con
sidered the exact truth.
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
ADJUSTMENTS.
FOrd's Opern.hOuse.


Fun and plenty OF II is the order OF the hour
at Ford's Opera-house whore Haverly's Masto-
don Minstrels now performing. Look out
for their grand matinee tomorrow.
National Theatre.
The Lawrence Barrett Club appeared last
night In "Julius Cmsar," which was presented
with good effect. The company is n talented
one, and last nights audience bestowed lib
eral applause. "Julius Cnsar" Will be re-
peated tomorrow night. This evening and TO-
morrow afternoon, "The Merchant of Venice"
Capital Theatre.
A big show is running at the Capital Theatre
this week. Every performer is star, and
each song, sketch and feature new and Origi-
nal.
Union Veteran Fair.
The fair Of the Union Veteran Corps, at Ma
sonic Temple, continues with unabated sue
cess. 1t is believed that the profits of the fail :
will largely exceed the most sanguine expecta-
tions. The fair is very attractive and most ex-
celiently managed. Everybody should visit
the fair 1t Is really the duty, In fact, OF every
loyal citizen to do so,
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
RAILROADS.


PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE,
To TIE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
In ErFECr JANUARY 22. 1882
TRAINS LEAVE WASHINGTON, from station
corner Of Sixth and streets,
follows
For Pittsburg and the West, Chicago Limited
Express OF Pullman Hotel and Sleeping Cars
at $50 a. m. daily Fast line $3.50 a. M. daily,
with Sleeping cars from Harrisburg to Cincin-
natl. Western Express 1870 p. m. daily with
Palace cars to Pittsburg and Cincinnati.
the West.
BALTIMORE POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For Canandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo. Niagara,
at $50 p. m. daily except Saturday, with Palace
Cars TO Canandaigua.
For Williamsport, Lock Haven and Elmira at
800 O. m. daily, except Sunday.
For New York and the East 500 M, 1890 a. m,
130, $50 and 1910 p. m. On Sunday, 130, $50,
and 1870 p. m. Limited Express OF Pullman
Parlor Cars, $50 q. m. daily, except Sunday.
For Philadelphia 500 a. M, 1880 a. 1.30. $40,
$50 and 1920 p. m. On Sunday at 1.30 $40,
$50 and 1920 p. m. Limited Express $50 o. m.
daily except Sunday.
For Baltimore, 6.4O, 500, $40. 1890 M, and l30
$40, 4.40, $40 730, $50 and 1920 p m. On Sum
day, 800. $50 a. M, l.30, $40 7.S0 $50 and 1870
p. m.
Tickets and information at the Office north
east corner of Thirteenth street and Pennsylvania
avenue, and at the station, where orders can be
left for the checking of baggage to destination from
hotels and residences.
FRANK THOMSON General Manager.
j, II, WOOD. General Passenger Agent
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
To rhom Il may concern :

In the Rochester, N. Y. Democrat and
Chronicle Of December 81, 1881, there appeared
a statement in the form of a card from DIR.
j. B. Henion, of this city, recounting his
remarkable recovery from Bright's disease
of the kidneys, after several doctors of
prominence had given him up, by the use
of preparation manufactured in this city
aud known as Warmers Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure.
We are personally or by reputation ac-
quainted with Dr. Henion, and we believe
he would publish no statement not liter
ally true, We are also personally or by
reputation well acquainted with II. III.
Warner & Co., proprietors Of this remedy,
whose commercial aud personal standing
in this community is of the highest order,
aud we believe that they would not pub
lish any statements which were not liter
ally and strictly true IN every particular.
G. K, PARSONS Mayor, Rochester)
MN PURCELL Editor Union and Aduer-
fiser).
The Evening critic., 1882-03-03
EDUCATIONAL.

OPDNCERIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE, CoR.
- Ninth and d streets northwest, occupies its
known throughout the United States as Lincoln
Hall Building, Day and evening sessions for
Gated for real life Students received throughout
the year. A pamphlet containing an eloquent.
Success" by James a; Garfield; also, full infor-
nation concerning the college. will be sent free
al the college off1ce HENRY b. SPENCER.
Principal. Mrs. SARA A. SPENCER, Vice
Principal. oc28
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ROCHESTER,, N. Y, Jan 81, 1882.

SIRs Acknowledging your favor duly
received, we would say: The best proof we
can give you that the statements made by
not have been published unless strictly SO,
is the following testimonial from the best
citizens of Rochester, and card published
by Rev. DIR. Foote, which you are at liberty
to use if you wish.
II TT WApNEp & Cn
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LADIES' COLUMN.
Kings Palace.

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