The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-10-14
NOTICE.
DAH l Ell II
BLACK SHEEP,
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL?
Say. OLD sUNFLowER3w what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns

OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns
Why. OLD PICKLES. he is loading them with aIusH
and then discharging them.
Yes, OLD PICKLES, the OLD MAN is 50 foolish he
Why. sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
shop THE OLD HOUSE, not the HOUSE THAT JACK
in nc and nd that that he had some OLD CURIoS. an old carriage
that Queen Anne or Queen hsialna T rNIe "a n TH IS1 q
and had procured lots of chinamen's TAILS to have on
Yes. OLD PICKLES that's so; bnt you see that cream
wouldn't churn," so he has got in a new role, after the
He has been beating round the BUSH, but got nothing.
Yes. Ill PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
six years; Bnt g9T see his game is on up ~ the he h i mas
put the GOOD HEPHERD TO look out Tor MS nocL5s ana
he says the Government has oeeh fLEEcED eho'sn; ~
has no more heeces to spare without equivalent given
for them; but, at the same time, ne dont wisn q De sell
t ~ t N Il o 10 him. He has got a fine lot of MORENO
RAMS, jnothing to do with those ram-rods that L spoke of
in the " Last Supper. - but the real article from Lanai
sa6 s say o a ae %lsn of hi i o %nS III If 60 VEST buys one Of
those Rams and pastures FGn 1lm p6 STn sn Ia nt fHmA dippes ns 10
which sheep are subject. For his benefit i would recon-
with 4 an e ounce ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
water; this will destroy vermin. itch s1nrf and mango,
The preparation as given above should be diluted with
warm water before being spilled to the animal al, ana IL
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
where they have to CLIMB aWR to get 1he MI sri Patv riding in a
beautiful wagonnette last Friday. Wen. sir. it is one Of
the most elegant carriages l ever saw Where did Mr.
NSE = LOOK here, OLD PICKLES, you can't come any of
ff bSose nice Jobs come from the {" Government Factory"
on King street; that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
SHOP.
what, for my BODY BUILDER Ihaye got a little
fellow from Louisville. Kentucky, who can discount any
Now. OLD what are you giving us'
What "a become of that young man that made bodies
ana Hartshorn'
oh Il ! yes that slim man. Idon't think he will ever be
No. l think not he has got a tape-worm. l never saw
a man yet get fat that had one Of Of + then th bHwS IN THE
SWAMI can beat you on painting tiIns
OLD SUN. he told me he had the best painter in the
DID You believe himl
had no reason to disbelieye him.
Who did he tell you he hsdI
Yes. Did he tell you he had +. II. Harrioon: well,
him for the last two months:
to work fort
Why. he is with me.
do, OLD PICKLES. Go West gave him such a good
that he ever had seen; that he had always done the
Kings work, and the King would have nobody but him
So you went for him and got himf
Vel. OLD ~sUNFLowER what has become of the
=" Green Harp q" painter you had some time ago.
o, he has gone over TO Frisco; gone to LOOK Tor Dennis
What Dennis?
ADennis Kearny.
why, Mnat IN Tue NoIAh hAu hr cav 80
D he did such awful painting for me- had to let him
go Why. his painting was done so horribly II used tho to
best. Let him go West:
How is it about yog gT TTlSaner' OLD
That is the man; l thought 60 West st. got him Hn .sr.s, for
one funded Dollars bonus. but he did not get it. and l
got him back. YOU BET.
Then You have got all Of those workmen?
YOU BET This go West business l must explain to
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
t6s New m 91rt to T : 90 west hs T %sii. t this sl Go % sasaS Sa 80 li "
d ng Ss . " by the name Of Ransom in New Jersey. The
old man was we'll to do in this worlds goods. but never
- =, i, ,hsir teens and tre old woman thought they
tlhS III tuS - 80 90 81 Lent ,aasinS the ola
man to go to church and let the GALS get in Society; that
they were approaching woinanhood; and If they did not
get them in society they might die Old maids. SO she
made an III s' - II "a sill ar the same
time, the old man was not very anxious about it, Finally
Mother, I have not been in the church since we were
married; so l think the old dominic VIII make ~ some m re,
old fool. the dominic may not know that We are IN the
s sh01f Is bu, Se @ see'% s.? So they got t to to Church aud the
usher seated them all right, and the two Gals; pnt tho
dominic that married them over twenty years before,
kept cycling the old man, and the old man dropping his
ed his hymn book aud commence to read. thusly. " Re
turn ye Ransom, Sinner Home The old man rose up
this" But the old woman insisted that he didn't mean
Ransoms in this house. you can't fool me on that, can't
church since. This is a parallel case with that OF Go
West. That young man was q q reader Ca e o m "a" a3d ir @ot snI n ia
he saw the - go III IT, 81 nc bO' "P anu 81 "HN -
now III the swamp.
Well, OLD sun. that is quite q comparison but no
EboEt that Old Junk Store?
Well. OLD PICKLES, l am Worried with you,
Have You any objections TO being called SUNFlO" EHE
Net at all, OLD PICKLES on the contrary / think 1t Is
quite a compliment. Oscar Wilde, the scholar, poet and
apostle Of Fstheticlsm, has given to the Sunhower and
the Lily the most prominent places in the Floral Worldi
the Lily for its purity and deHcscy. and SunhoWer from
its resembling to the golden Orb of Day. 1t is inmate
rial to me whether 1 am dslled a Sunhower or a Rose.
The Rose by any other name will smell a. sweet,
Well, just once more. L SUN, have You any
CURIOSi
Not many, OLD PICKLES.
Give us q few, OLD sun.
Well, / have & shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, q tooth
from the mouth of Pearl River. and q cap from Diamond
Head, That comprises my principal stock of CURlOS.
How is that, OLD PICKLEST
Quite sufficient, OLD sun.
Well. OLD PICKLES, 1 have E - more, but it is get
thing more about that Go West notice in the papers, and
would do so, If IL were not 81 ~. and silly. thought
that Ifocos.pocus-rhinCts nv-.- Lave done better for the
amount paid for 1T.
Now. Just another quesIio.. OLD SUN, have you any
thing 10 say for YOURSELF
Yes. OLD rIi Les, / might say n great desl. bat |
J don't want to hurt the feelings az the OLD MAN II TIE
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trim-
med or painted. or who wants anything in the saddlery
line. or who requires iron work or horse shoeing,. send
them along TO the
Pioneer Shops on King Street.
where all such work is done IN the best manner and on
the most liberal terms
All kinds of tools and machinery for well-boring. and
other hand and steam tolls made and repaired.