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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-30

Hostetter's Stomach Bitters extirpates dyspepsia
with greater certainty and promputude than any
known remedy, and is a most genial lnv1gorant, ap-
petizer and aid to secretion. These are not empty
assertions. as thousands Of our countrymen and
women who have experienced its effects are aware,
but are backed up by irrefragable proofs The Bit
tiers also give healthful stimulus to the urinary
organs.
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-30
Flies and Bugs.

Flies, reaches, ants, bedbugs, rats, mice, go
pliers, chipmunks cleared out by Rough Oh
Rats" 15c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-30

TRY the new brand Spring Tobacco.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-30
ExfraYagance

TEXAS still has $4,000, 900 acres of un-
sold school lands.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-30
DOMESTIC ECONOMY.
TO CLEAN ZINC.

Take one-half cup of strong vinegar
and half as much salt; let dissolve, wash
and rub the zinc well, rinse quickly and
dry EhOrOuohly
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
Why Printers are Cynical.

The other day l stood within the
composing-room of great daily news
paper. There was nothing to delight
the eye-no pictures, statues, OF
sumptuous furniture. Serious-lookine
men were standing before their cases
50 fixedly that nothing less than the
falling of the roof would have dis.
tracted their attention. Scarcely s
sound was audible but the faint click
of type falling into place. 1 never
before realized so forcibly the cause
why newspaper printers are, as it is
said, naturally cyncinal. To-day
they set up the type that tells the
world of rejoicing and festivity; to-
morrow the same type is made to pro
claim disaster and mourning; the
same type which carries to 10000
homes the inaugural message of the
ruler of 50,0O0,0 900 of people has moi
time to lose its sharpness by use be
fore it is employed to report the flu
neral Grafton in the Capitol i'll memory
of the same man. The momentary
contraction of the forefinger of 6
despicable wretch levels exalted
hopes and robes the whole civilized
world in sable. If there be spot or
earth where the instability of human
affairs is epitomized hourly, is it il
the composing room Of daily news
b1Dpp
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
German Fun i'm Literal TRANSACTIONS

HtTHaH run in Literal ITanSldtlOnS
On one day of the carnival week al
New Orleans, was Mr.. NJ, jolly
sOngbrother, on the to home going
occupied. He was on the mask bal
been and found himself in happy
mood. On the way was he from
somebody in the following way spok.
en- TO:
Excuse me; can you whistler
''Oh, yes!"
therefore can you-to me-:
great service-make. l live namely
(hic)-there up two stairs Highland
when | late-to home come-ther
whistle 1 .du bist verrueckt meir
kind'-and my wife throws to me the
(hic) key down. This evening but
is it a little much become-tht
tongue will not well-I cannot whis'
tlc.''
':Oh, if it further nothing is
said the singer, ''the melody vel
know II
With that steps he under the win
dow and whistles.
Hardly are the first notes whistled
so opens Itself the window and the
songbrother receives on the head the
contents of wash basin. At the
same time resounds shrieking wo-
mans voice:
"There, hast thou it, vagabond, fol-
thy late to home coming!"
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

e60 acres) all in cultivation, 200 acres in cultiVa-
tion. balance in blue grass and timothy, large
brick and frame house with Is rooms, ice house,
buggy hOure and all necessary Improvements,
three good orchards, running water through the
farm good coal bank 3} inch vein. A splendid
farm OF number one land. Price low.
No. 70.
$50 acres in farm, all under fence. 40 acres tim
bered pasture :; 40 acres good meadow SO acres
pasture balance in cultivation plenty or TIMBER
for home use creek runs through farm good
orchard. Good one and a half story frame
dwelling in good repair ont9ul[dnss iair: me me
miles northeast oflMexic0, Missouri. Price, go
per acre.
Farm OF 80 ocres all we'll fenced, good one story
frame dwelling house of four rooms Kitchen de-
tached good frame barn 4ix44 feet. and other
out buildings, yound orchard and abundance OF
small fruit 40 acres in cultivation balance tim
bered pasture, sltugte IL miles west OF MEXICO.
Price s., 500. terms easy.
NO. los.
1so acres under fence 20 acres timber de-
tached. Farm divided into fields % acres
timber, 60 acres blue grass. balance in cuitiya-
tion. This is rich rolling prairie land good
story frame house. rooms good barn shed, all
sound good granAry good out houses, good or
chard--iiye varieties OF irult-Shade and orHa-
mental trees good cisterns good stock water
school house on corner Of land, good neghborS
Situated miles southeast OF Mexico, and one
mile south OF Benton City. Price $500 pei
acre one half cash, balance to suit purchaser.
500 acres 6 miles southwest of Mexico All
fenced with hedge and rails. save 70 acres tliIi-
brr detached. 80 acres blue grass aud timothy
balance. cntivatlng land Good comfortable
house Of s IOoms good frame barn i0xio. good
buggy house good granary. Young orchard
We'll watrred 6y artificial ponds. and running
creek water good well at house. All high ana
rolling. Price S25 90 per acre, one-third cash
balance to suit purchaser.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

365 acres in farm. 100 acres timbered land
watered by Young's creek, 100 acres grass land
includng 50 acres meadow balance i'll cultlVa-
ton. Young orchard just beginning to bear.
plenty small fruit. two-story frame house OF
rooms. tenant house OF rooms lce-houSe,
smoke house and other out buildings: Frame
barn 5sx44 feet, good double corn CRIB, living
stream of water runs throuhh farm, two good
ponds, school house within mile and churches
within a mile.
24O acres fronting half mile on public road.
100 acres In meadow. orchard of ~ acres, balance
handsomely finished, all necessary out build
lngs Situated 2l2 miles south OF Mexico.
Price S4Uper acre.
1G0acres all well fenced and nicely s .b-divd-
cd, ~ acres good timothy meadow 70 acres good
pasture balance in cultivation and TIMBER. good
orchard good IL story frame house five oolinS,
good stable and other out buildings, high rolling
land as hood as any Ill the county. frlce 5000
per acre.
10 acres. All under hedge and rail fence.
100 acres acres OF which Is in meadow and culti-
yatIon 10 acres of timber detached good Or
ciard-weli watercd by artificial ponds and
wells 81 acres i'll meadow. one story frame
hhuse of 8 rooms, moderate barn situated Z
miles north of Mexico, near church ana school
PrIce. S2i.00 per acre, 81 600, balance to suit
purchaser.
l6o acres. All well fenced with hedge and
rails save north side of farm subdivided INTO
ing with rooms and cellar good stable ana
corn crib. Orchard of $50 trees. Living we'll at
dwelling artificial ponds. and living water Tor
stock good coal bank, of 30 inch VEN, and good
quality of coal. Situated 10 miles northeast OF
Mexico i'll good neighbnrhood, near poStufee.
school and church. Price go so per acre, one
half cash, balance in and Years, at per
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

We desire to call attention to the ad-
yertisement of the Colorado Mineral Spec
linen Company, elsewhere in our columns
This is a good chance to secure a fine
collection of Geological wonders, which
in addition to their rare beauty are all la
beled so that the possessC.' OF Cabine,
NAV become quite mineralogist. They
make a specially of these small Cabinets,
Int will furnish to order cabinets OF any
size and price. Also Botanical Collections
and Fossil Remains. 4'-zt
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
NO. Ice.

400 acres. All under fence save % acres, 100
acres in blue grass, 100 acres in timber. balance
cultvating land story frame house l6N4S con-
tanning rooms. has good rooGy hall. GOOD
barns smoke House. Zee house and other good
ont buildings, good orchard of fine selection OF
fruit. fine garden spot, nice laWl III iF M ol
house OF , acres. good we'll at house. creek
running through farr, good ponds with water
in every pasture. considered Il very me stock
farm situated miles south of Mexico. in good
meghborhood. with excellent school and church
facilities half mile to school house and two and
one half miles to church. Can he bought for $50
per acre, one-thlrd cash balance, 10 suit pur
chaser.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
IN RINGO BL0cp
II I'm W
Read Proof of Wonderful C,,,,,

DIR. II. j. KENDALL X Co, Gent - - AIN ~
my duty To render You my thanks far b4I h
and profits which ! have derived from an, r'l 'ea
valuable and tar famed SPAWN Cure NrHi roui
and had available stallion worth 81 ~, ~ ~
had "A very bad SPAWN, and was pronnpDo.1 w
tour eminent veterinary surgeons beyep5 !.
last resort | advised my cousin 10 trr a - \
Kendall NpavId Cure. 1t had nsgcsI ~ ~
the third bottle cured it and the hor,r a.
ever. Dr. Dick, of Edinburgh, the sn',
veterinary surgeon, Was an uncle Of r1ine "a
take great interest IN assisting his professor
ours truly,
JAMES A. WuSar
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
Hstronizing Subscriber.

1ne SUBSCRIBER Is the
mout exssperating man with whom the
;oupalist has to deal. He does not
h.ad 81 to the editor and request that
tsepsper be sent to his address for
par. He is not that sort of man.
When he buys railroad ticket he
,s,s cash down to the clerk who edits
DE tickets with a hand stamp, and to
tae Chinese journalist who edits the,
shirt with a flat-iron he disburses some
# his wealth before he gets his shirt.
But when he patronizes the editor his
,.cticsare different. He says: s.well,
Ireekon you'd better put my name
down for your paper. 1 really take
more papers than 1 read, but 1 sup
pose I'll have to take yours, too. We
ae all expected to do something to-
ward supporting the press you know"
He says this with the air of philan-
tbropist subscribing for the control
ling interest in a narrow-guage rail-
road, or new church, on which he
never expects to draw dividend but,
at the same time, he forgets to reduce
hs cash balance by subscribing his 50
in advance. He tells the editor to call
on him for the amount when he needs
1t. He is careful to leave the impress
sion that he has no possible Use for
the paper, and he will never read it,
but he merely wants to help the editor
out with the 81 he doesn't pay. AL
though the patronizing subscriber does
not contribute a cent, he positively
imagnes he has squandered money
tha should have gone to the really
deserving poor. In time, as the paper
pospers, he comes to regard himself
IS the founder and chief proprietor OF
il. The only wonder is that he does
not sell out when, as is frequently the
case, it fails to reflect bis political and
religious views. When an editorial
demoGshes one of his pet theories, he
begins to regret that he has been nour.
ishing serpent to his bosom, ,and talks
Of withdrawing his support from the
paper. He even hints at establishing
an independent organ that will prop.
erly represent the people. In return
for the copy that he has not yet PAID
for, the exacting patron expects that
the editor will attempt in some slight
degree to pay off the national debt Of
obligation to him, by bringing his
name before the people as a suitable
man for some prominent position. L
this is not done he regards it as al
evidence of base ingratitude.
He comes into the editorial-roon
with manuscript describing thu
wonderful idiosyncrasies of characteI
displayed by his house dog, or som'
such matter of national Importance
and wants it put in the paper, ant
when the editor reads it and suggest.
that his columns are crowded and tina
he hardly thinks the matter Offered
would interest the subscribers anyhow
the patronizing subscriber is astonish
ed, and says, ''My heavens, man aim
| a subscriber!' and then goes off de
termined to bestow his patronage ol
some live paper that will appreciate
his assistance. What exasperates hin
most is for the editor to send him
bill for the 50 of capital stock tina
stands opposite his name on the books
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
TO CONSERVATIVES.

The advertiser having bs8p permanently cured
Semedy is anxiyus to make known to his TEL
w-suiieres the means OF cure. 10 all VINO
wish it, he will send copy OF the prescription
nsrine and using tee same, which they will fnd
; sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Consssmpti1nn, sp q.
Asthma. Bronchitis. &c. Parties wishing the
WILSON. f94 Penn, b., Williamsburg, N. Y.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE D|
HUMAN FLESH

WE-r ESo~EUnGH, VT, Eel. Il. -
Dir. Il. !. kENpALL X Co, Gents ,--ssl.,
months ago injured my knee joint which en-.
an enlargement 10 grow the size of srrs y
nut, amt caused me very much pain ali III =
Ior four or five weeks, when began 10 rsl n
dall'> SPAWN Ere with the most satisfscoT !
suit. 1t ha7 completely removed the eei.g
meni and stopped the lamencss and pain n
long known il to be excellent for horses. h,,l
know II To be the lc>t Imminent ior aul,sT !
thai am ac'.uaIiat'7i with. Yours trulv
4 p IaWpry.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
kEkDALL'S SPAWN CURE

J. sure IN Its effects AMI mid IN its action ,
does not blister, Yet ii Is penetrating and rv
ful to reach every decP-stated pain or to IN
any hony growth or ulh,r enlargelnehts, sud
spavin-, sIllnts, cuTb-, callOus, sprains y
inZs and any lamenesS and all enisrgtlpHl
the Joints ur limbs, or for rheumatism IN Ha
for any purpose for which a iinlment il usel
man or beast. II iS now known 10 be the bes
inent Tor man even used, acting mid anu yt;
tain in it, effects.
Send address for Illustrated Circular, VI
We think gives positive proafof It's VIRTUES
remedy ha~ ever met with such unQnalfeii
cess To our knowledge, for beast rs well Il
Price II per bottle, or six bottles for s.
druggists have II or can get ii for you, or ii
be sent Ia any address on receipt Of prie b
proprietors, DR. Il. }. KENDALL 4 o.,
hurgh Falls, Vermont.
SOLD by ALL DRUGGISTS.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
NO. i16.

2cO acres. leo of which is prairie. 10 acres TIM
ber detached one mile distant. Pr;tlre we'll
fenced with hedge and rail fence. and subdi-
vided into fields; good orchard of 80 trees
Good one and half story frame house. contain
ing rooms. good stable; SIturted miles south
east ui Mexico and miles south of Benton city,
on the Wabash railroad. Price S22.50 per acre,
one halt cash balance, time to suit purchaser.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
NO. 1893.

100 acres--G0 acres in cultivation and under
raIl fence good house, rooms good orchard,
good garden. good well-2l feet deep ana feel
In diameter, stable tor SiN horses With corn CRIB
attached good pond, creek runs through TIM
Der; situated four and a half miles south OF
Mexico. Price $500 per acre, SLOW cash bal
ance, to suit purchaser.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
ERRORS of YOUTH

A gentleman who suffered for years from Ner-
vous Debility, Premature Decay and ali the ef
fects of youthful indiscretion, will for the sake
of suffering humanity, send free to ali who need
pie remedy by which he was cured. Sufferers
wishing to profit by the advertisers experience
can do so by addressing id perfect confidence
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
SMALL POX
|ERADICATED.

Contagion destroyed, ,
Sick Rooms purified and
made pleasant.
Feyered and Sick Pef-
sons relieved and re-
freshed by bathir &
with Prophyl actlc
Fluid added to the
water.
Soft White Complexion
secured by its use IN
bathing.
Impure air made harm
less and purified by
sprinkIing Darby s
Fluid abOnt.
To purify the breath,
Cleanse the teeth. II
can't be surpassed. ,
Catarrh relieved an d
cured.
ErySipelaS cured.
Burns relieved instantly
Scars prevented.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
NO. 1876.

lO1 acres all fenced. three quarters OF a mile
north of court house, Brick house containing 6
rooms good well. orchard of about 10 trees. 65
acres timber. balance pasture and cultiNafins
TO suit purchaser.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

~ - "a week in your own town. IS outfit
tree. No risk. Everything. Capital
Nnn not required. We vii furnish you
WV everything. Many are taking for
tunes. Ladies make as much as men, and boys
and girls make great pay. Reader, If you want a
business at which you can make great pay all
the time YOU work, write for particulars TO II.
HALIETT & Co.. Portland. Maine.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
PMPLES.

will mail free the recipe for a simple Vege-
table balm that will remove tan, freckles, pim-
pies and blOtches, leaving the skin soft, clear
ind beautjful also instructions for producing
a alnxuriant growth Of hair on a bald head or
smooth face. Address incl0sing &c stamp, BEN.
VANDELF 4 CO.. IL Barclay ST.. N. Y.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

edmpN Wdh of
hM
IsUm r
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

nook AND JOB pRIETIS.'Ge,;,,ss J
b and styles Of JOB R,snlcuted =
highest style of the art,
LEDGER job rooms.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

No. ITZ.
GO acres two and one half miles west of Mexi-
co, 2 dwellings and , stories high, and all out
buildinfs in good repair orchard OF about 200
trees garden fenced witE pIckeiS barn with
room for horses and tons hay corn crib ana
granary. Farm fenced with hedge, plank and
rails good ciSterns. Price S2,o0O.0o, one-thlrd
cash, balance to suit purchaser.
NO. 10,
32o acres all lmner fence save 30 acres. SnD-
divided into fields 100 acres pasture, 10 acres
meadow all enclosed susceptible of cllltiVa-
ton creek running through pasture, furnishing
water all year round. 9 story frame dwelling,
with one story l., i rooms i'll all, good wei! and
good Out-buillingS. Barn and stable sufficient,
fair orchard. Good tenant house. good rich land,
and one of the best stock farms i'll the county.
In good neighborhoOd, convenient to school and
church situated miles north Of Mexico. Price
S25 20 per acre, one third cash balance, time to
suit.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
NO. 19S.

2lO acres al under fence. 125 acres in cutiya-
ton, GO acres i'll pasture good orchard fenced
with pIank, containing 2u0 trees good garden
fenced with picketS good frame dwelling OF
rooms. hen house, smoke house. log stable shed
ded all around. room Tor eight horses good corn
crib good well. two large ponds school house
within 225 yards of dwelling. Situated miles
northeast of mexico Price 500 per acre $1,000
cash balance. time to suit purchaser
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
DIPTHERIA
PREVENTED

| Removes all unpleas-
| ant Od0rs.
I'm cases of death in the
house. it should al
| ways be used about
! the cOrpse-lt will
| prevent any unpleas-
Smell.
An andidOte for animal
| or vegetable poisons
/! stIngS, etc.
/ Dangerous efhuvias OF
sick rooms and nOspi-
| tails removed by its
| use.
| Yellow fever eraicated,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
No. 2u}.

10i acres. all under fence. 30 acres IN clover.
40 acres corn ground. balance in pasture and
timber. Good one and half story frame dwell
Ing OF l. rooms, good orchard. good Out-bulldlngS.
good plank fence around til" yard, AL other
fencing i'll good condition. Moderate barn. good
ponds good clStcrn. good living Well that never
goes dry store and post Office within 100 yards
of the house church and Schoo! house near by.
Situated 10 miles west OF Mexico. and miles
southwest OF IhompSon> Station. on the branch
of the G. X a. Il. r. Price $500 per acre
time. to suit purchaser
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30
Great Germ, Destroyer !!
DARBY'S
ProphyIactic Fluid.

/ Pitings Of Small Pox
prevented.
lUfcers purified and en-
tirely healed.
| Gangrene pre- We n ted
and cured.
| Wounds healed rapidly.
| Seuryey cured in short
| time.
letter dried up.
It is perfectly harmless.
For sore throat is is a
sure cure.
iChOlora dissipated.
Ship Fever prevented
/ by its use.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1882-03-30

c. W. Err. j. W. HOWE
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-10-19
The NEW
Horse Book.
A TREATISE on THE
Horse
o's aEi s;
BY
Or. B. J. Kendall + Co.,
En0sburgh Falls, Vt.
Enosburgh Falls, VI

REVISED EDITION $50 zoo ALREADY SOLD
This work contains an Index Of Diseases
which gives the symptoms, ca,l*e and best treat
N,ent Ut each; table giving Ill the principal
drugs uset Tor the horse, with the ordinary diose
effects aud antit:Ote when poison y table with
in engraving Of the horses teeth ut different
ages, with rules for telling the age Of HORSE
The book contains
IS EN3R I'VE Z@3
Showing the various ~. ~;,n. .'sss:med h, ere
horse iii Illness symptom u dA:~>% '>ctc.. and
One Hunafe.' Ps<es
OF the most valuable r:ad my matter. .lc, eriy-
tive III the diseases Z" wtjrh h"r*:: flesh II W.
with remedies; aud 4 rate cn'!~ct1"h Of rex
and much other va], ab's issrfnatinn. The b.
IS worth TEx TINES lis !*'cE lad Is sold for ii.
small sum Of
40 GENTS.
The great difficulty hS~ b.v:, with works 6!
s atS; s q" any mat tine PR
mers cared t. pay >aA shc7 hove therefore uot
secured wide :izeu!2s,"n. @na dra: OF isao-
rance respecting Ike 2i!1.ens: - e,,e k":-e IA,
existed and .loe. .:vi.s. E:.: the exceedingly low
price OF this BOOK !'!.e-S relia bic 1,r! >tAEra.I
work within the reach u every ycsson ~hoo"n,
horse.
1.-THE Horse and Ills Diseases" Is stoutly
bound IN paper cover. and very neatly and tastt:
" gotten up. Some idea III It's usefulness and
popularity may be hal when 1t Is known that
0JO9OOO nave ;sreadv DteR sofa. Vl0cfS vent
to this Office accompanied by the cash will be
promptly filled.
Price Is Cents per Copy,
or five copies for One Dollar.
We give below Il few extracts from the many
statements received from prominent hOrseMen
concerning this book:
DR.. VIM. Fl. Hall, Canandaig,la, N. T., says:
Il have bought books from England that |
paid five AMI to-, dollars Tor, which do not like
~ well rs Go yours. It Is different from any
thing ever saw
The Editor OF the Western Sportsman and Live
Stock News, says IT It: 1T is took that every
horse owner should have. and no breeder VI
horses can afford to do without"
For sale at the Advance Of