Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-02-01

Sleds, skates, umbrella stands, sSc store.
when Is . saip like . crimlnsl1 When IT.
10 the dock.
Parker cupping and lssohins, los u. SEQ.
ond street.
Three horns" Of whiskey make tho Who'll,
| car spin.
There's many clip 'twiXt the street and
| the step.
The five cent counter is the Saint Nickel
| us of the poor.
A book with loose leaf should be bound
over to keep the piece.
Get yOurselfa file. rule and cigar with q
chunk Of tobacco at Mullins.
'Tis better to have paid. the lost than never
| to have paid at all.
Fritz has named his dog Non Seuuitur, be-
cause II does not follow.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at E. Z
Hanfs, Is East Fourth street.
Man wants but tile when he rides, nor
wants that little strong.
Get your photographs at Hollands gallery
No. 4 Third street. two doors East Of Markst
Just received, new stock Of L1ndreth's gar
den seeds A. X. TatnIll, 7l3 W. Front st.
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
Ifyeu want first class parlor suit made
to order for q low price, 10 to W. W. Wood
wards, sixth and Tatnall streets.
The latest aesthetic slang the ladies use
when reprovng their admirirg friends is !:
You Halter too aafully perfectly much.
For bargains In furniture and bedding, 90
to l.. +. Adair's 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
The Family Favorite Flour, wholesale and
retail, at kiInbles Front and Madison Its.
and also the best spring wheat f1onr.
The mean.,, man known went to the thea
tire and after the performance sneaked back
TO hear the echo.
The largest and bert assortment ofpicture
frames can be found at q. X. Baugh's, 6C7
Shipley street.
Force of habit stop the press ~ the edi-
tor frantically shouted to the young fellow
who was hugg,ng bis sweetheart.
Why is marble in a boys mouth like an
inflated nj aine mine? Because 1t is liable to
go down at any moment.
We always enjoy grcenback meeting, when
the meeting happens tv occur between
greenback ard Oursrlf.
Persons wanting mince meat apple butter
preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter
buckwhest, &c, can be accommodated at H.
II MoOre's stalls, n and "a and street market
It takes but thirteen minutes to load an
elephant on a railroad train. while 1t takes
tw elty for aDr kind of n woman to kiss her
friends goodbye, and lose the check for her
trunk.
why dost thou soar, my I've ?" sing Celia
Thax or in an exchange. Probably it Is be-
cause he has been Try ny to mount the fiery
untamed bicycle, Celia. 1t will make any
man sore.
Robin Rowland rolled round round rol
n round round roll was rolled by Robin Row
land what was the round round roll that
Robin Rowland rolled?
Three poor people went to Portland to pick
potatoes they dined of peat, parsnips. pud-
ding and picked p rk, and drank porter out
of pewter pots without pause or pleasure.
rhe Obi. boy is full of cute ideas Two of
them living near Medina sent tramp
across the fields to get dollar Of their father
ard bull tossed him owe fence and turn
ed his raven |, cks to white
at whats age were You rarIied ~ aske'
she inquistiyely # her lady friend. The
friend. beirg tqual to the OCCASION, replied ::
AT the parsonage
An Illinois deacon. while visiting in Phila.
delptia. was asked If ne had purchased any
chr s,mas cards. and replied with some sur
prise Why should /: My old pack isgood
cnou gh."
Ridicule IL q wooden sword. 1t may sting
but canpot cut. Never helrss. there are II.
ncbIe errors into whose foul blood it Is not
worth while to rush sword of steel A wood.
en- sword is good enough for them.
A professor of French in an Albany school
recently gskcd a pupil what wa the gender
of academy. The usually bright pupil re-
sVorded that it depended on whether it was
a male or feTale academy.
"A petrifed hog has been discovered in
clay bank 10 SchOharie county. n y From
which it would appear that young men who
smoke vile cigars In he pCst-Otflces i'll SchO
hare county are buried in clay baEk.
Remember you have ona more chance for a
few Gays only to call at COS Market street and
consult Dr. Darmon. This is his 33d v sit.
All examlDat OnS free. 10 not delay, out
cal! at once. his stay is short
Bits of his ory Some people will never
get through as ing foolish lueSti ns. ew
Yo k paper asks: Was q alt surprised AT
Shiloh 2" We don't know how it was at Sh'-
lob, but Grant was very much surprised at
Chicago. He was more than surprised he
was shocked.
There is one source of hard-pan comfort for
the haggarl man who goes Uund with his
pants pockets full Of dislOcated sufpender
buttons. while his wife Is obed in az tat
ing the wonan's rights movement. He is
always prcparedfor the weekly church collcc-
tion
London Punch has been getting itself seiz-
ed In berlin on account Of Its cartoons. But
England is behiud his country as usua!
Puck reached this distiT ction three years ago
aud it is more than thirty years younger than
its LoI don cotemporary, too.
A bill to provide whip"ing posts for wife
heaters has been introduced into the New
jersey Legislature. New Jersey law makers
dent want married men to have anV fun at
all Next thing we know they will pass
law requiring marie men to be at home rot
| later than nine o'clock.
An Engl sh scientist says that fifty mil
| lions of years ago he noon wa 20 0Se to
the Garth thGt the two bodies were most
tou hing. 1t is NIT know q whether the wick
| sdness of this world caused the moon TO shy
oft millions of mileo, or the sepaIati tion was
effected by an act Of Congress to pie sc syn
d.cate Of telescope manufacturers.
| A lecturer on "Manho d. says the aver.
age Americ 4n boy Ct to-day is inferior to the
average boy Of a quarter Of aceEtuary ago.
Inferior? Why, the boy Ct to-day can smoke
more cigarettes thyn the average man OF
twenty five years ago COT Id consume; and @
can utter u.Ore slang in an hour han man
a quarter Of u century ago could sling In
two weeks.
Some one has been looking ovor the census
| of 1850, and discovere that "s >ty thousand
men Of this nation every year NIL drunk
ards grave" This is oil wrong. 1t IS
swindsh, and the Xty thousand men should
not do it.. When the poor drunkard dies ana
finds sixty Thousand men tliinS his grave =
his mortuary claim Jumped. so to speaR-his
feelings will be crushed though now 70
II any men are gOilg to yet into one grave Is
what puzzles US.
Sherl0's y Sales.
The following properties were sold
/ uuu4ordnu Ut tn. Court Hnusa lY Shar.