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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

THE FESTIVAL AT PILOT kNOB-For the
benefit of the Catholic Church at that place,
Monday night, was as pleasant an affair as
we ever participated in. While mirth and
enjoyment ruled at every minute, not an I'M
pleasant word was spoken, nor a rude or
angry feeling experienced by any of the
scores who were there. Dancing was in
dulged in by those who love to trip to
enlivening music, from 7:30 to o'clock the
succeeding A. NJ. The supper was-well, it
couldn't be improved; and, as for the fair
walters, they were, to use an Oscar Wildeism,
too utterly too too. Their smiling faces,
their dizziness, their intent to please, and
their success in that intent-the witnesses
we could produce on the affirmative, their
name is legion. Father Wernert was every
where at all times, and wherever he was
were order, regularity and good feeling. We
bear witness to his executive ability. Capt.
Zwart played no insignificant part in the
proceedings as the eXchequer shows. He
was auctiOneer, and drummer up of votes
for the beautiful artificial (waX) fountain,
which was voted to Miss Cora Craine in a
poll Of $50 votes. Our space is limited, and
4 column would not give room enough to
tell all and do everybody justice. Suffice it,
therefore, to say that the Festival Soiree was
a success in every enthusiastically and
socially. The proceeds were over two hun
dred dollars.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
The Genuine OLIVER CHILLED
PLOWS!

The Question is often asked. "Where can [
get the GENUINE OLIVER Chilled Plows!"
We answer, AT Annapolis, Mos
anticipating the enormous demand of the
approaching season.
We claim that THESE ARE THE BEST Flows
MADE for Southeast Missouri soil.
Do not be humbugged by any other Chilled
Plow. Buy only the Genuine
OLIVER CHILLED;
They combine Cheapness and Durability;
they are of remarkably EASY DRAFT.
Give them trial, and you will use no
0 her.
GARRISON 81 BERGMAN
frb23-2m Annapolis, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

venner's predicted cold snap came down
on us Monday night, after three-day's down.
pouring of rain, the like of which the Valley
has not received for many day. A three
mile land slide at Cliff Cave has isolated this
section from the outside world since Sunday,
and the first train through will probably
come down to-day. From every direction
we hear of overlooking streams and damages
done to farms, roads, fences, bridges, etc.
The cold snap came in with tremendous
gale from the northwest, and Tuesday morn :
ing the ground was frozen solid. The earli-
er vegetation was ruined, and the chances for
small fruits are bad. Apples and peaches
have probably not suffered, except in few
cases where the variety is very early, or the
trees occupy favorable positions for the influ-
ence of the unseasonably warm weather of the
two weeks previous.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
Teachers Meeting.

The fourth session of the Arcadia Valley
Teachers Association will be held at the
Public School building in Pilot Knob, on
Saturday and Saturday evening, March 4th.
A programme of exercises for both the day
and the night session has been prepared and
will be published next week. The teachers
of the county are urged to attend and to as
sist in maintaining the interest that has al
ready been awakened.
1t is desired that all friends of education
at Pilot Knob, and the public generally, will
be present.
By order of the Executive Committee.
F. C. MILLER, Secretary.
PR oh -
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
NEW YORK, 1882.

For the daily Sun. four-pags sheet of TWEEN
ty, eight columns, the price by mail, post paid,
is IS cents month, or &c SO year; or, includ
ing the SUNDAY paper, an eight page sheet OF
fftv-sx columns, the price is IS cents per
The Sunday edition of The Sun Ia also fur
nished separately at 81 20 a year. postage paid.
The price of the Weekly Sun, eight pages.
ffty-six columns, is 81 year, postage paid.
For clubs OF ten sending $40 we will send an
extra copy free.
Address I. W. ENGLAND,
Pdb'ieker OF TIE sry, New York City.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

GEO. LEIs, Secretary Leis Chemical Manu-
featuring Co.-Dear Sir: / take pleasure in
testifying to the remarkable effect produced
by your Dandclion Tonic, not only on
myself, but upon several parties working
for me. One, John Daniels, was very low
with fever and indigestion. I furnished
him with several bottles of your Tonic,
and it entirely cured him. He swears by it,
and thinks there is no substitute for it.
B. D. PALMER, Clerk District Court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

The drop-curtain and scenery for the Acad-
envy of Music were received last week. They
were painted by Ernest Albert, scenic artist
at Pope's Theatre, st. Louis, and are no dis
paragement to him as an artist of first-cass
ability. They have been seen by hundreds
of our citizens, and all agree that the curtain
and street scene are perfectly splendid"
In the course of two weeks, or so, the anna
teurs of the Valley will give couple OF en-
tertainments, and we promise all who may
witness them treat, .'rich, rare and racy."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

HUnBUs ADvERTIsEMENTs.-The time never
h.a been and never will he when the people of
this or Suy other country can buy dollar for
seyenty five cents. Neither can you, dear
reader, purchase an organ worth three or four
hundred dollars for $50. This is ali nonsense.
S3riIl We have no objection to other people do
fnv their business just as they see tt. Weare
ceiling q good, honest made piano at slSo TO
Skz6. and q good, honest organ mot all stops)
Tar from S4S to $475. All our goods are made
upon honor, and We send to any part OF he
- the Chiuaman would say. For the past ten
vsars we have sent both pianos and organs to
avery part of the world, and our Instruments
Give the most universal satisfaction. Ii you
wish q rood instrument one that will always
Hast you. We shall be pleased to send you our
- ths Thomas Brothers. silver Tone Instru-
ments YOU will get what you require. and one
instrument sold In neighborhood always sells
n. more. Address, for prices. etc, JAS: ii.
THoNAs. successor to Thomas Brothers, Cats
I'm, n. Y, q. g, 4.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

NEW DEPARTURE AT BoNANZA,-For the
benefit of the public the manager of the
Bonanza will make arrangements with the
Sub-Treasury at st. Louis to supply them
with one and two-cent pieces, so they can
make the exact change, and not compel their
patrons to buy more than they are in need of.
They intend to open a 1-cent, a 2-cent, g.
cent, cent and a scent counter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

A CROSS BABY.-Nothing is so conducive
to . mans remaing bachelor as stopping
for one night at the house of married friend
and being kept awake for five or six hours by
the crying of a cross baby. All cross and
crying babies need only Hop Bitters to make
them well and smiling. Young man, remem-
Der this-Ad,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

The little friends of Miss Retta Myers ten
dsred her a Surprise Party upon Friday
evening, at the residence of her parents. The
young people entered into the spirit of the
occasion with zest and pleasure character
istic of the care-free years of youth and child
hood. Games were INDUCED in until about
10 O'Clock, when refreshments were served,t to
which all did ample justice. There were
about twenty participants.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

j. c. Kug., Esq, of the Pilot Knob Drug
Store, desires us to inform the public that
he has engaged the services of a frst-class
Jeweler and matchmaker. Those who have
watches or clocks that need repairing will do
we'll to try him, as he guarantees all his
work. He has worked in one of the first
establishments of st. Louis, and is thorough
master of his trade.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

The Light Running Domestic is acknewl
edged to be the best Sewiny Machine in the
world. Buy one for your family for a
present, and you will never regret it.
The machine is beautiful. ornamental and
durable The attachments are all finely fin
ished and heavy plated.
q DAVIS, Agent
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
PILOT KNOB, Feb. 21st.

Bailey's Saline Aperient is now recognized
as the best and cheapest and most pleas
ant cathartic in use, for the special cure
of headache, constipation, heartburn, acid
stomach, dyspepsia, etc. 1t cools and quiets,
while as sparkling summer beverage, it is
delightful.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

DESIRABLE FARM FOR SALE.-Consisting OF
80 acres, lying about 400 yards east of Arcadia
College; dwelling one and half stories high,
ten rooms; barn, stable, woodshed, smoke
house and henhouse. Will sell cheap-part
cash, and balance secured. Apply on prem
Uses. MRS. T.. BECK With,
Arcadia, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

Mrs. DR.. Gideon has removed her office to
her former residence, one block west of the
Masonic Hall, where she is at all times ready
to answer professional calls. 1t
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

WANTED-A good girl for general house
work. Must be good cook; steady situation
and liberal wages guaranteed. Apply to
C. T. SYKES, Arcadia, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

PERsONALs.-Mr. Chas. FL. Collins, of Des
Arc, was in town last week.
Mr. Frank Schultz, of Fredericktown, was
in Ironton last Friday attending to busi-
ness.
Miss Emma Peck left Sunday morning for
st. Louis. She will be absent about a
month.
Mrs. A. III. Miller and her little daughter,
Hattie, of Fredericktown, were in Ironton
last.
Mr.. Dewitt Harvey, Of De Soto, has been
spending several days in the Valley.
Mr.. Jno. Fl. Delano spent Saturday and
Sunday home with the folks
Mr.. j. w. Piekson was in town last Fri
day.
Miss Celine GARNER left on Sunday for
Piedmont, which place she expects to make
her home, at least for the present.
DR.. Lutes, of st. Louis, is stopping in the
Valley at present.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

For SALE-A handsome Bedroom Set con-
ssting of French Dresser, Wash Stand and
Bedstead. VIII be sold cheap. For further
particulars inquire at this office.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

For sick headache and acid stomach,
Bailey's Saline Aperient will give entire
relief.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

Mr.. Robt. Hotson presented us last week,
with one of the finest oranges it was ever our
good fortune to see. Mr.. Hotson has large
supply of all kinds of fruits, sc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

For SALE.-A well-broken pony-3 years
old, and warranted sound in every particu-
lar. Is gentle and safe. VIII be sold reas-
enable, as owner is aboutto remove from the
Valley. Apply at this office.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
FARMERS!

All kinds Of Plow-Steel,
Shapes,
And Grass Seed
May be had at our store.
GARRISON & BERGMAN,
Annapolis, No.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
Closing Of Mails.

One thousand dollars to loan on good So.
curitg. B ZwART.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

Tuition payable at the openin q of each term.
Address, REV. A. NJ. JOHNSON, Pres.
Or j. W REvELLE, Sec'y.
Board in private families from $500 to $40 %
per month. The school will shortly have ar
rangeneuts to board pupils at less than $5 %
per month. aug96'Sl
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

DIED-At Hogan Mountain, Mo-, on Sat
urday morning, Feb. 18th, 1882, little CECIL
only son Of James and Sarah j. Quinn, aged
three years and six months.
His suff'rfngs were great, and hard to bear;
And in his fathers arms he lay,
Until the Angel of the Lord came in,
When little Cecil went away.
We laid his body in the tomb,
While friends stood weepingiround.
That present body will rise again
When the last trumpet shall sound.
Dear parents, do not weep;
But rather sing and pray,
And be prepared to meet Cecil
At the resurrection day.
So, dear little Cecil, you're gone;
Your face We'll see no more,
Until we meet beyond the river
Upon the Golden Shore.
jim. S.
DIED-At Des Arc, Iron county, Mo-, ON
the 10Th day of February, 1882, Mr.. JEFF.
WADLOw, aged about % years.
He was his mothers only son, as we'll as
everybody else's true friend.
Lovely young man, how brief thy stay;
Short and hasty was the day
Ending soon thy journey here
Pain and grief no more to bear.
Hard it is for thee part
How it rends the aching heart
OF his poor mother!
But when he has to glory gone,
Let the will of God be done.
Sweetly sleeping, and softly rest
Soon the morning will restore
The buried man we now deplore.
JOHN K.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23

haaa week In your own town. Terms and out.
HbbGt free. address a HALLErf Co, rous
Vsiand, Maine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-02-23
MA ELD.SMITH
a Q a ID H MI Y g..
FOR BOTH SEXES.

This school is located at Marble Hill aud
Lutesvllle, Mo, on the /. Nj. and 8. +. R. X.
Second session will open Sept. 9th, 1881; close
June, 1882, and will be divided into two terms
of FIVE months each.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12

Gail Hamilton writing upon the sub
ject of true lady, says: "Wildness is
a thing a girl cannot afford. Delicacy is
a thing that cannot be lost or found. Nc
art can restore to the grape its bloom.
Familiarity, without confidence, with
out regard, is destructive to all that
makes woman eXalting and ennobling
1t is the first duty of Il woman to be a
lady. Good breeding is good sense
Bad manners in woman is immor.
ality. Awkwardness may be inerad'
icable. Bashfulncss is constitutional
Ignorance of etiquette is the result oi
circumstances. All can be condOned
and not Danish men or women from
the amenities Of their kind. But self
possessed, unshrinking and aggressive
coarseness of demeanor, may be rec
oned states prison offense, and cer-
tainly merits mild form of restraint.
called Imprisonment for life"
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
Rim Van Wrinkle Again.

The ever-delightful "trip Van Win
kle" is waking up" lately in tens of
thousands Of American homes where
only his fame has heretofore entered.
The Useful knowledge Publishing
Company, New York, has published
this and other famous sketches of
Washington Irving in an exquisite
little volume, as beautiful as often finds
a place in the homes of ordinary
mortals, and at a mere pittance in
price,-15 cts. in Utility binding, 25 cts.
in half Russia, and 40 cts. in extra cloth,
red line, gilt edges. These are being
scatrered broadcast as specimens of the
quality Of book making and of the
marvelously low prices of this new
publishing company; and they are
winning for them the friendship of tens
of thousands who delight in beautiful
books as well as in cheap and good
literature. Enterprising booksellers
will supply their publications, and
club agents and canvassers are want
ed in every county and town, to whom
very unusual terms and facilities are
given. Catalogues with specimen pa
ges and terms will be sentupon request.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
In an interview with prominent

In an interview with prominent
citizen and politician of this city who
is an old acquaintance Of Senator
Funston's he has this to say. "Funs-
ton is solid, good man. He is a dia-
mond in the rough which anyone will
admit who has been closely associated
with him. He possesses the integrity
and traits of character that every true
man admires, and i well remember
that when he had just been elected to
his first term as representative from
Allen, met him at Topeka. Every
thing was new to him but he took hold
of his work, acquired thorough
knowledge of the workings of legisla-
tive bodies, and before the end of the
term he was one of the most able
working members in the house. He
was sent back second term, and during
his first term he had proven himse II
such an able parliamentarian that he
was chosen speaker. Funston is a
progressive man. Every year adds to
his worth. He will make us an abe
representative, and am for Funston
for congress, the q. S. senate or for
President ."-GarneH Plaindealer.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12

J. b. johnson, S. o. Thatcher and
Sam Benedict are all good men and
true, and either would carry heparty' Is
flag, to victory; but give to John A.
Martin the nomination, and he would
sweep the state like whirlwind. \
selfish combination, of George 7. An.
thony and John z. ST. john forces
beat him two years ago, but that COM
biration and its results have but rem.
dered his claims and cause dearer t.
the grea. body OF the republican party
Wichita Eagle.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
Mothers! mothers !! Mo,hers!!,

Aae you disturbed at night and broken of your
rest by u sick child suffering and CRYING with the
excruciating pain of emitting teeth Ii so go at
orce and gets bottle of Mrs. ::wins,ow's Soothing
Syrup. 1t will relieve tie poor little sufferer
immedia:ely-derend upon it; there is no mistake
about 1t. There is not mother on earth who has
ever used it, who will not tell yon at once that il
will regulate the bowels, and give rest to the
mother and relief and health to the child oper.s-
ting like magic, 1t is perfectly safe to use in nj,
casss, and pleasant to the taste. and is the pre-
scriptlon of ohe of the oldest and oes. female
physicians and nurses IN the United States. Sold
every where. y cents bottle.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12

ACoUGH, COLD or SORE THROAT should
be stopped. Neglect frequently results in an
INcURABLE LUNG DISEASE OR CONSUMPTION
BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES do not
disorder the stomach like cough syrups and bal
sans, but act directly on the inflamed parts,
give relief in ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, CoUGns,
CATkRRII, and the THROAT TROUBLES which
SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS are subject to
For thirty years Browns Bronchial Troche:
have been recommended by physicians, and
have always given perfect satisfaction. Having
beetn ested by wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation. they have attained well
merited rank among the few staple remedies o.
the age. Sold at y cents box everywhere.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12

Hon. E. II. Funston, the Plain
dealers candidate for congressm an.
at-large, lives six miles south OF the
Anderson county line, in Allen county
His postofIice address is Carlyle. He
is a farmer, and is a fair type of oul
progressive western man. He is, in
every way, qualified for the position
and is man of sterling worth. He is
the man for the farmers and working
mans representative.-Gornet Plain
dealer
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
Truly Valuable.
The Famous Cough Remedy,
Marsh's Golden Balsam, has
Done Wonders.

The Famous Cough Remedy,
Marsh's Golden Balsam, has
Done Wonders.
"Your GOLDEN BALsAM is truly
valuable medicine. 1t has done wOn-
ders for me. had severe spell of
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my system, and very sore throat and
hard cough. You gave me bottle of
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SAM, and can cheerfully recommend
it to all suffering with hard cough, or
weak lungs.-[Simeon Fawcett, Kan
sas City, Mo
MARsH's GOLDEN BALSAM is for
sale by Scott & Son, druggists lola.
Large bottles 80 cents and Sl.OO.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
Some Choice Books Of Wit
And EEussAOP.

The book-buying public will certain
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publishers are disgusted with the
ing Company, of New York, is doing.
They are just issuing a number OF
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Swift, whose quality of wit is without
its like in the worlds literature. All
these are books which naturally be-
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prising booksellers supply them, and
the publishers want agents and can.
vasers in every county and town, to
whom very unusual terms and facil.
tiles are given.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
NERVOUS DEBILITY:
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treatment is ordered direct from us. Address
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The Iola register., 1882-05-12
$1,000 Forfeit /!

Having the utmost confidence in its SUPERIORITY
ever ali Others and after thousands OF tests 81
the most tcomplicated and severest case we could
find, we feel Justified in offering to forfeit One
Thousand Dollars for any case of coughs, colds,
sore throat. infiuenza, hoarseneness, bronchitis,
ronsumptiop. i'm its early stages, wheOping
cough. and all diseases of the throat and lungs,
except Asthma, Tor which We only claim relief,
thar we can't cure with Vests Cough syrup,
when taken according to directions. Sample
bottles 25 and 30 cents large bottles one dollar
Genuine wrappers only In blue. Sold by all
druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price
JOHN c. WEST & co, sole proprietors, Isl q
IS3W Madison St, Chicago, III.
The Iola register., 1882-05-12
From Emporium.

Geo. Dodge, ST., a well-known cit
izen of Emporium, writes that one of the
men (Sam Lewis) whilst working in
the woods so severely sprained his an
kle that he could scarcely get home,
but after one or two applications OF
Thomas Eclectric Oil, he was rable to
go to work next day. For sale by r.
B. Stevenson.