The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-12-27


tion News, aud Has Few Remarks to
Make Thereupon.
VIENNA, Oyich is in Despotic Austria,)
November ii. 1852. {
hev heerd from my once divided but
now entirely yoonitid kentry, and am
correspondingly happy. Ohio, $4,000
Dimekratic, Moo York suthin over $50,
600, Connecticut, MASSACHUSETTS, (there
is hope for the vilest sinner now,) a
Dimekratic Guvnor in Michigan, well,
it wuz ruther too much. l shood hev
got bilin full, immejitly, but ther amt
no whisky here. Sod corn whisky NV
the vintage NV three weeks ago is the
only likker in wich it is proper to celle-
brate Dimekratic victry. Brandy is
altogether too gentlemanly bowel
warmer FOR that purpus, and that is all
yoo kin GIT here.
OF course | shel immaiitly come homo,
for am shoor now that the Corners
will give me a decent livin till 1881, on
the bare prospex NV Dimecratic Presi-
dent wich cannot help but make me
Postmaster somewhere. or 9iv G me some
other place wich will lubricate my pas
sage to the silent tomb. and enable me
not only TO live in some sort NV comfort,
but pay at least trifie onto the debts
wich hey bin accommodating so long.
There is other reasons for my immejit
return.
The Dimocrisy wuz never in need NV
proodent counsels ez much eZ now. L
| shood hev bin better satisfied he'd our
victry come to us in smaller proper
shuns. A drouth is bad for crops, but
| it amt half ez bad eZ a freshetthat rips
things. We hev jist he'd a freshet.
likewise am not well pleased at the
kind NV recroots we got, wich enabled
us to win this glor Gus victry. We hev
alluz he'd the Irish, W ch wuz grievous,
becoz they allwu. demanded, and he'd
to hev to keep 'em steddy, at least half
NV the offices, wich cut up the profits nv
bein a Dimocratic leader amazinly.
| Now the Germans are onto us, and a
mighty heavy slice of niggers. Wat is
goin to happen?
kin see in my minds eye, Dime
| kratic Convenshun next yeer. Kin see
| Germans comm to the front and de-
| mandin their share, niggers comm 10
| the front and demaniin Their share, and
the r;sh, wich wuz never modest about
claimin their share, askin for still more
on akkount nv the greatnis NV the vic
| tory.
The conundrum to be ansered is wat
is go TO be left to as, the old originels?
Wher are ~ to come in? We hev alluz
divided with the Iri,h patriots; is ther
| offices ennuif to stand divides into two
| more partsP
don't like this kind NV assistance to
win v8ctrys. The kind NV help want
is that uv Republicans uvprinciple, who
kick over the Republillin party, not for
| the sake NV offs, but becoz NV its cor
rupshen, and leave us to run the o!iises
wich they help us to. Iwant reel good
men, NV the George Willyum Curtis
kind, wich bleeves in Civil Servis Re-
form. and to git Il supports John Kelly
and si h. want men NV that stripe,
witch, in order to lay out favoritism in
offs, helps Tammany Dimocrisy into
rool.- l want pure reiormers, lie them
in Pennsylvany. wich splits up the Re-
publikin party and don't ask nothin in
return. ] want sich men ez them in
Massy choos is, wich, to purify things,
makes Ben Butler Guvnor. In short,
wat l want is to hev Republicans vote
the Dimecratic ticket, or not vote at all,
and at TIE same time stay in the Re
| publik camp. Sich men achieve the
victry for US, but don't claim any share
! in the plumber.
anyhow 1 shell come home There
amt another elekshun till next Spring,
anu VIC MIL Jul hOO III
then, with the local ofises. We kir
make Mayors, Justices NV the Peace
Constables and sich. and next Fall kin
hold 'em with resolooshens in our Con
venshuns. They won't be able to gi
| away till after the next Presidential
eIecshun, and if the Civil Servis Re
formers and Prohib, shunists and Reve
moo Re ormers and all them, carry theil
noshuns into the Presi en- ,hul campane
it will give us the patronage Nv the
Gineral Government to divide. and thst
will be enuff for me the remnant Nv my
days. IF the present gineration ny
Dimekrats. with a ongress and Pres
ident, can't appropriate enuff to make
them com ortable ali the rest u thel
days they amt the men | take EN- for
shell sail ist ez soon ez decide wicl
line it is the easiest to stow-away on.
Jubilant, but doubtful,
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
with hopes
Toledo Blade.