The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-03

The Norristown Herald has Just discovered
that rolling pins are not made in rolling mills.
The rolling pin, let us here remark, is capable
of latteniDg the upper crust of mans erani-
um when welded by the loving and tender
muscle of woman. Boston Globe.
Horsfords Acid Phosphate Pleasant to
the Taste.
DR.. A L. Hall, Fair haven, N. Y, says:
Have prescribed it with marked benefit in in
digestion and urinary troubles"
Most any man can grab gun by the muzzle
and pull it over the fence or out of boat, but
the second or third time will leave the gun
without an owner.-St. Louis Globe.
What is needed is pure blood, as the infu-
ence of its purity upon the health cannot be
overestimated. When it become impure it
gives rise to large number of diseases, such
as biliousness, sick headache, dy spepsia, less
of appetite, low spirits, nervousness. female
complaints, etc. The success which has at
tended the use OF Swedish Botanic Compound
warrants us TO say that for purifying and en-
richi"g the blood, creating an appetite,
Strengthening and renovating the whole sys-
tenn, nothing surpasses that great remedy.
"The salamander," said the boy at the foot
of the class, sis marine animal" Eyes"
said the smart bad boy, without being asked to
speak, "a sort of cosl-scuttle fish," He got
marked Gwo miuds.-BuTlington Hawkeye.
The best preparation of iron a doctor can
pre- cribe is Browns Iron Bitters, because it
does not iniure the teeth as other iron medi-
cines will.
A bonnet this season, in order to be of any
account, must have five contrasting colors, to
correspond with the changing colors on the
t ZEE OF the man who foots the bill.-Lowell
Citizen.
| Indications OF consumption are allayed by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
| Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
Even the bullfrogs of Ohio went over to the
| Democrats During the entire campaign they
we're croakiHg "more Philadelphia
| News.
rheumatism and similar diseases, caused by
low state of the system, are cured by using
| Ayers Sarsaparila.
| 1t may be all imagination, but when man
is drawn as jurymsu he thinks every man he
sees smiling is grinnng a his misfortune, and
| it is as tormenting as fieas.-Boston Post.
Group Diphiheria and Whooping Cough gel
prompt relief and rapid cure by the use Of
Ku1skoff, the wonderful Pine remedy.
A daily paper says that rock salt is made al
the inland springs, and NOS from sea water
We always had a notion that salt was rocked
| in the cradle of the deep.-The Judge.
| That weak back or pain in the sides or hip
you will find Immediately relieved when Hot
Poultice is applied. 1t strengthens tie mu
cles giving the ability to do hard work with
out suffering Take none but this, tits sure.
The comet has traversed distance of 80,
100000 miles in the last four weeks. Mel
owning 2:3o horses ought to feel their little
| ness.-Detroit Free Press.
Kurakoff, the lung healer, and great Pin,
/ remedy contains neither opiates nor narcotics
Free samples to actual sufferers. G. A. Levi
& Co., AZ Vesey St., N. Ys
Little Fritz is sent to the grocer with tw,
bottles, one for salad oil and the other for pc
troleum. At the door he falls and breaks on,
| of the bottles. "What are you going to d,
| about it now?" asked the grocer. ooh, yol
can put them bot b in the same bottle. FAtbe