The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-03-02
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ridiculous siory Is going The rounds
q lbe county that MI Bersb bad
Young WOMAN ARRESTED The other day. for
beAi 90 eRR
mab. having terrible sliAok q de-
linum ,resaens vas, for a seek. The star Of
snashc LONDON society They thought b.
va 50 asihdie
The Chicago Press club refuses 10 al.
mii vomen 10 membership. We are glad
that ClloaQo journalists have 50 rauch 1e
sisci To- women.
Playing on the violin is said 70 he q
cuir a. nervousness \ b You have 20
play tha Instrument YOURSELF otherwise
the cap aill Dol work
A cas- uhen pursued by fcrocious
dog may not b. feeling quite IS well a.
usual, but nevertheless, she presents a
atslraight appearance.
n " asserted that candidate for Of
flco ia iexAa vas detected drinking water,
and vas defeated by the biggest majority
ever known in the district
said tho iarmer. Yes, barbed wire
ieuce !. expensive. but the hired man
do.sn', stop and rest for five minutes on
,be top q 1t, every time he has TO climb
it,
Hunts picture ofNiagara sold for sl0,-
900 the other day. Tie purchaser thought
il cheaper to buy the picture at that price
than 70 visit the Falls and drive around in
hack
4 Bit Of theatrical criticism from the
New Orleans Picayame This play, by
the way, is one Of the most satisfying on
tho stage, After seeing it once no one
wants 10 see II again
Here, you Young rascal, give an ac-
count Of Yourself Where have you been?"
AFTER the girls, father, Did you ever
know me 70 do so when was a boy -
NO, SIR; but mother did
Hello hello Glad to see youl
Where YOU been this long while2" "Been2
Why, dol't you know I've been sick
abed for three weeks, "You don say
Living on tick, as usual, eh?'
No tidngs have been received from
Stanley the employer for two years II is
ruiaored that be did not go to Africa, but
that lac Joined the New York police force
and has gone to sleep on his beat
Don't stand on ceremony, come ia, -
sand lady to an old farmer, who had called
to see her husband my goodness: ex-
cuse me, marin" exclaimed the old man,
''thot | was standin' on tho door mat.
The unhappy Mr.. Smith. lis the
way Arkansas papers speak Of a man who
has got his sentence for murder. We are
glad TO hear that murderers sometimes
have unhappy hours as well as good folks.
An Austin Sunday school boy was
asked the meaning Of the passage in the
Bible about Adam earning his bread by
the sweat Of his brow ~ reckon ii means
= fellow must cat until the sweat just runs
on him
He wasn't saying anything. MAN
and wife AFRO all one, are they2" said she;
Eyes, what Of itY" said be, suspiciously.
why, in that case, said his wife, 81
came home awful tipsy last night
and feel terribly ashamed Of myself this
morning" He never said word.
Always keep in mind, Henry. said
wcllto-do Newark citizen to an old darkey
whom be employed in some temporary
service, always keep in mind that honesty
Is the bestpolicy, well, | s'pose it is,
since yer say 50, boss" responded the rel
ic, "but doant recklect as ever played
in dat combination
"You may say what you please, sol.
lemuiy remarked rednosed listener TO a
temperance lecturer, 'but whiskoy once
saved my life. How was that?" "Why,
/ wanted drink no bad tina, got mp once
10 the middle Of the night and vent ont 10
hunt for a saloon. While ! was gone the
house caught fire and burned mp my wife.
How is il, Mr. Brown, said miller
to a farmer, 'fhai when came 10 meas
urc those ten barrels Of apples bought
from YOU found them nearly two barrels
shortT" singular, very singular; for !
sent them 10 You in ten Of your own -four
barrels. "Ahoml Did. ehy" said the
miller, "well. perhapsI made mistake.
Lets imbiba
Forty years ago, when Mrs. Mowait
vas playing "Jnliet" 10 crowded house,
and she lay dead IN the tomb, she ooniriy-
Ell TO ask Romeo" how the scene was so
ing. beautifully" he answered, ''ihe
people down stairs have to put up nmbrell.
a. 10 prevent being drowned by tbs tears
u I'd cse 10 the gallery"
Trust oar cashier" said the bank di.