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The Bad and Worthless

Are never initiated or couaterjeited.
This is especially true of a family
medicine, and it is positive proof
that the remedy tn.itated is OF the
highest value. As soon as it had
been tested and proved by the whole
world that Hop Bitters was the pur-
est, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many limitations
sprung up and began to steal the
notices in which the press and peo-
pie of the country had ex pressed the
merits of II. D., and in every way
trying to induce suffering invalids
to use their stuff instead, expecting
to make money on the credit and
good name of II. B. Many others
started nostruns put up in the style
of II. b., with variouslv devised
names in which the word Hop or
Hops" were used in way toin-
duce people to believe they were the
same as Hon Bitters. All such pre-
tended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and es-
peclally those with the word Hop"
or Hops" in their name or in any
way connected with them or their
name, are limitations or counterfeits.
Beware OF them. Touch none OF
them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Rltters, with bunch or cluster
OF green Hops on the white label.
Trust nothing else. Druggists and
dealers are warned against dealing
IN limitations or counterfeits.
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JUDGE BUCHANAN, Lawyer Toledo o. saws
.One OF Prot. Guilmette's French Kidney Pads
cured me OF Lumbago in three weeks time NV
case had been given up by the best doctors a in
eurable. During AL this time 1 suffered untold
agony and paid out large sums of money.
GEORGE NETrEE, j r., Toiedo, Ohio. saws:
Il suffered for three years with Sciatica and
Kidney Disease, and often had to 90 about on
crutehes. was entirely and permanently cured
after wearing Prof. Guilmette's French Kidney
Pad four weeks"
SQUIRE ". q. SCoTr, Syivania. Ohio. writes:
i have been great sufferer for 10 years with
Brigbt's Disease OF the Kidneys For weeks at a
time was unable to get out of bed took barrels OF
medicine, but they gave me only Temporary relief.
wore two Of Prof. Guiimette's Kidney Pads six
weeks, and now know am entirely cured
Mrs. HELEN JEROME, Teiedo, Ohio. says:
"For years have been confined, a great part of
the time to my bed, with Lucorrhea and female
weakness. i wore one of Guilmette's Kidney
Pads and was cured In one month";
II. Ii. GREEN, Wholesale Grocer, Findley, Ohio,
writes:
II suffered for Is years with lame back and IN
three weeks was permanently cured by wearing
one of Prof Gulmette's Kidney Pads"
b. Z. kEEsLING, NJ. d., Druggist. Logansport,
Ind, when sending in an order Tor Kidney Pads,
writes:
II wore one of the first ones we had and / re-
ceived more beneit from 1t than AM thing / ever
used. In fact the Pads give better general salts
faction than any Kidney remedy We ever sold"
RAY * SHoEMAKKR, Druggists, Hannibal, No.,
writes:
We are working up a lively trade in your
Pads, and are hearing of good results from them
dot
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The most sensible remedy, and
the only safe, sure and permanent
cure for all diseases of the liver.
blood and stomach, including bill
lous fevers. fever and ague, dumb
ague, jaundice, dyspepsia, &c, is
Prot. Guilmettes French Kidney
Pad, which cures by absorption.
Ask your druggist for this noted
cure, and take no other, and if he
has not got it or will not get it for
you, send s1.50 to French Pad Co,
Toledo, o., and they will send you
one post paid by return mail.
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nan NAV have the miles oftbe House

man may have the rules OF the House
of by heart, but he can not foresee
the considerations of circumstances
that suddenly arise and demand in
slant decision from the chair. The
House may be proceeding drowsily
through debate. The horizon may
seem as clear as it did to Mr.. Ham
mond whep, on the eve Of the out
break of the war between France
and Prussia, Lord Granville consul
ted him on the state OF the polite
weather. In moment, III the twink
ling of an eye, storm may break
forth. All the benches may he in
uproar, half dozen members may
be on their feet at one time, and the
Speaker may be called upon without
a moments hesitation to decide a
knotty question involving the neces-
sity that he should have paid the
closest attention to what has been
said during the whole of the ea-lier
part Of the sitting.
These crises have more frequently
occurred in the time of Mr.. Brand
than ofany preceding Speaker. His
term of office will be forever memo
rable by reason of the birth of Irish
obstruction. He has had to grapple
with this in its manifold and always
virile forms. 1t is too much to claim
infallibility for any man, and their
may possibly have been occasion
when, the episode complete and time
for reflection afforded, wise people |
have been able to point out where
in the Speaker would have done bet
ter had be done otherwise. But the
Speaker unhappily has not these
advantages of opportunity for reflec-
tlon, and of consideration of the
episode as Il whole, including the
consequences OF the step he may
take. He has to deal with the case
as II arises. and while it is develop
ing itself, and NJ. Brand neyre efails to
satisfy the sense ofjustice and the
general intelligence of the vast ma
jority of those present at the scene.
The Speaker of the House of
Commons has salary equal to that
Of the Prime Minister. Both cult
vate politics on 5000 a year. In
the Speaker has within the
precincs of Westminster pleasant
town house looking out on the river.
On the whole. the emoluments of the
chair are not incommensurate with
It's duty and its dignity. Both these
are met with rare excellence bv Mr..
Brand, and it will be great loss to
the House when the inevitable time
comes that he shall leave the chair
intention of ever more tax
ing it. In Mr.. Brands case that are
more than ordinary chances of this
suddenly arising. In ad.
1ition to the ordinary chances of
humanity, Mr.. Brand may any
wake to find himself
peer of of the realm. He is heir
presumptive to one OF the oldest
Daronies of the kingdom, and his
Lord Dacre, is seventy-three.
HENRY W. Lucy, in Hayper's Nag.
lzine for July.
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The Terrible Suffer;ngs az DE Long's
Party.

WAsHISGToN, June 26.-The Ma
" Department is in receipt of a re-
port from Engineer Melville, giving
ia detail the story OF his search for
DE Long and party and the discov-
cry OF their dead bodies. The fol
lowing extracts are from De Long 5
note book:
Under date OF Monday October
ID, De Long writes that his party
thought they saw hut, but upon
reaching the spot found only i
mound. A camp was made in a
hole In a bluff and roaring fire was
soon drying land burning their
clothes, while the cold wind ate into
.heir backs. Nothing was Jeff to
eat but their dog. which MAS killed
and dressed and stew made OF
such parts as could not be cured
Al partook oi.the stew except De
Long and the doctor. Alexy was
sent of 10 examine what they
thought WAS a nut, and came back
at night with favorable report. 1t
was decided to wait until morning
before leaving. Ii was then below
zero. 4 watch was set to keep the
fire going aud and all huddled
around il and thus a third night
without sleep WAS passed. hAlexy
had not wrapped his seal skin
around DE Long and kept him
warm by the heat Of his body, he
De Long thinks he would have
persisted, and he was steamed and
shivered and shook.
Al 5 A. n. the party reached a
hut large Enough 10 hold them. and
for the FRS, time since Saturdy they
managed to get warm. Erickson
was very low and prayers were read
for him before the others sought
rest. At I'D 4. Al. all except Alexy
laid down to sleep. Alexy went off
to hunt and at noon returned wet.
having fallen into the river. At 6
p. ". they reused up and had "A
pound of dog meat for each person
and cup OF tea, the days allow
ance, but they were 50 grateful they
were not exposed 10 the terrible
gale which was raging at the time
that they did not mind short ra-
tons. On Wednesday they had tea
and dog meat for breakfast. Alexy
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A hen belonging to a farmer near
Bangor, after having reared a brood
OF ducklings, hatched nest of
chickens. She Immediately led the
tiock to the water, and becoming ex-
asperated because they would not
swim, threw them in and drowned
the whole brood.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05

In the storm of Thursday last
lightning struck the water of Mead's
pond at Norwich, New York, throw
ing a big column of water to a great
height, and hundreds of bass and
other fish were soon floating dead
upon the surface.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05

Tbusiness now before the pub
lie. You eau make money
DEO s1stsS SsSia at W.fs sI: for Gsn,. Us thar az q,
weeded. We will start you. s12 a day and up
wards made at home by the Industrious. Men and
women, boys ard girls, wanted everywhere 10
sOrk for us, Now is the time. You can SOrk in
Dpare time only, or give your whole tim, 10 the
business. You can live at home and DO the work.
No other business will pay pou nearly as well. No
one can fail to make enormous pay by engaging at
once Costly OUTFIT and terms Tree. Money made
fast, easily, and honorably. Address, TRUE *
Co, Augusta, Maine. pecI5-1y
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ton very few persons assembled and
selected delegates to represent the
county.
Washington-No convention no
delegates ; no organization.
York-lt is claimed that thirteen
persons met ON the Goth Of May in a
private Office and selected delegates.
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Answer This.

Can you find case of gright's
Disease OF the Kidneys. Diabetes.
Urinary or Liver Complaints that is
durable, that Hop Bitters has not or
cannot cure? Ask your neighbors
if they can.
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For the CAMPAIGN !!

We offer the HERALD to
Campaign Subscribers, resid-
ing within the county, from
now until the week after the
Election, for the exceedingly
low price of fifty cents. The
political campaign this year
promises TO be the warmest
ever held in the State. 1t shall
be our aim to keep our readers
fully posted on every point
connected with it. During
this campaign, as in all others
since the organization of the
Republican party, the HERALD
will advocate its principles,
and labor for the election of its
candidates and the maintenance
of its supremacy in Pennsyl-
vania and in the Nation. There
need be no doubt as to its posi-
ton. 1t is for the Republican
ticket, the whole ticket, and
nothing but the ticket. 1t
needs no label to tell what it is.
1t is "Republican" every time
and all the time. In addition
to a full presentation of the
political movements of the cam
paign, it viii still endeavor to
that reputation for
general and local news which
has gained for it one of the
largest subscription lists in
Western Pennsylvania.
In all orders be particular to
state that YOU desire your
name to be placed on the Cam
Oaign list.
Address
Herald,
Somerset, Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05

Thousands of ladies cherish CRATE
full remembrance of the help derived
from the use of Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05

Mountain Express leaves Pittsburgh (Satur
days oniy) al p. m: leaves COnnellSville 4.30
Confluence, J:2j Ursina, $50; Brooks Siding,
5:36: Pinkert0n, 5:42; Casselm n, $780, Rocx-
wood. 500: Pine Grove. o;l5; Garrett, 6.24: YO-
der, o-2s; Salisbury Junction, 6;53; Mcyersdale.
6:3j- Leaves lockwood, SIS: Milford, 6.3l ar
rives az Somerset. $50.
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PROF. GUILMEFF'S FRENCH LIVER PAD,

VIII positively cure Fever and Ague, Dumb
Ague, Ague Cake, Bilious Fever, Jaundice and
Dyspepsia, and ali disease Of the Liver, Stomach
and Blood. Price sl.50 by mail. Send for Prof
Guilmette's Treatise On the Kidneys and Liver,
free by mali. Address,
FRENCH PAD CO,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05

Gentle manners in a lady are
worth all the beauty that was ever
seen. n
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05
sOUTHwARD.

The Mail, north and SOUTH runs daily: the
Local Train daily except Sunday.
Tn the Pittsburgh Division, r. & U. Railroad
through Passenger trains, east bound, will leave
lockwood at l2:5Q a. m, and l2.ii p. m, arriving
respectively at Washington at T.35 2 m. same
day, and e;i1 next evening" and at Baltimore az
S:i5 n. m. same day, and at 100 next evening
Westward-b0und through trains leave Baltimore
At 9S0 4. m, and p. n. and Washington at l0:+e
a. m, and SHOP. m, arriving respectively at
lockwood AZ GOO a. m, and 200 p. IN.
BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD.
PITTSBURGH DIVISION.
On and after June II, trains win run as follow
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-07-05
PROF. GUILMETTE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD,
WHICH CURES BY ABSORPTION.
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE PEOPLE.

Ask your druggist for Prof. GuILNErrE's
FRENCH KIDNEY pap. and take no other If he
has not got it, send 500 and you will receive the
Pad by return mail
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Toledo, Ohio.
For Sale, Wholesale and Retail, 6y
e. ". BOYD, Druggist,
Marl5l Somerset Penna'
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If you want enemies. excel others.
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$4,000 LBS. WOOL WANTED !!
WOOLEN GOODS,

My Agents are again canyassing Somerset and
adjoining countieswith fine assortment OF Home
, 1882-12-08

80 ,o, ~ ~
with AZ appointments thGre We're d I
l'luoE"l' OF S o per cent IN the fotr
months i ol MaIileld S%u ADMINISTRATOR, G6
lHer' were "20 gu appointments ana %
reN3'aiS or - per cont beng pre-
cciE'oI| the same number oi removals.
~ "S nave taken place III t,e -four
I'rn . y months "nlch nave since elapsed
hut tA1y constitute only eighteen per
cent, o. 'h' WhoIe humHrroI appoint
HohIs' less ,iian two siAtha ,-I OF the en.
Iif' Aat oil oiIti"I7' o'I'J' e%clnSIYe OF
Ine army ana navy "hIth Is liiieG by
lf.5Id'Hual.ar l.arloluJmelt7'. / declare
my approval OF Sueh legislation as
may bo necessary I'r sIlpplahtI4ig the
eA'7",h% provisions OF Ia" IN relation
10 l"iluGal "S-,e''InehIS, and IN July
!"9I "uS'of41ed PuOIc announce
s Inong trht I.l employees, OF the govern,
, 1882-12-08

The Seattle Herold says that a
large majority Of citizens are in ia
vor of sending a delegation to Wash
ington to urge the admis, ion of this
territory into the Union. This course
is absolutely necessary, and no time
should bo lost in making the necessa-
ry selection Of men amply qualified
to secure the object sousht,-Walla
Walla Uni0R &.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14
FETTERED BY FATE.
Why Sweet Eulalie McGirlygirt Could
Not Marry Her Dear Geo. ". Simpson.
From the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune.
81 cannot marry you"
Against the mullioned windows of Brer.on
Villa the snow and sleet, driven with terrible
force by northeast gale, was beating fiercely,
and as the wind caught up the white particles
and whirled them around in eddying circles 1t
seemed to shrek in very glee at the destruction
that strewed its path on every side. Well might
the mariner, as he Iashed himself to bottle of
rum before going on deck, think of the cheerful
fireside at home. around which clustered the
bright-eyed children whose chubby arms would
never again be twined around papa's neck and
their little rosebud mouths be lifted to his for
kiss in case he was run over by a railroad train
after getting ashore.
A wild night. indeed! And yet, as George W.
Simpson stood there in the parlor of Brierton
Villa, he needed not the storm, for in his heart
there was dull pain. and on his face a look OF
anguisf-a sort of my-other-suspender-ha
broken expression that was indeed pitful
ulaiie MCKNIGHT, to win whose love he would
freely have sacrificed his sisters chances for a
matinee ticket had told him that his hopes were
in vain; that he could never become her bonny
bridegroom. Suddenly he turned to her and
spoke again.
But you might at least" he said. ''tell me
why it is that all my rose-tinted dreams OF
future happiness must vanish and go forth to
peer forever into gloomy vista of toeless stock
ings and undershirts forever bereft of buttons.
Surely my answering faith that you would
hold out as long as the candy store did and my
tireess devotion in the line of oysters deserves
more kindly recognition than this
II know that all you say is true, replied the
girl, choking back sob. land love you bet
ter than all the world besides but l cannot,
must not, marry you
But now George is by her side. II demand
to know" he says passionately. "why it is you
will not marry me if you love me as you say
You do"
Looking up to him. her brown eyes suffused
with tears and her dimpled checks afiame with
bushes, Eulalie says in low. bitter tones:
4" | have cold feet
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14
PUBLIC CHARITY.
Brother Gardner ExpOunds 1t to the
Lime Kiln Club.

From the Detroit Free Press.
81 hold heah in nv ham," began Bro card
ner as the triangle sounded and Samuel Shin
laid aside his kormonican. Il hold heah letter
from one of de charitable societies of Detroit
akin if dis club kin be depended on to aid in de
good work dis winter. In sartn cases dis club
kin be depended on fur a ton of coal, cord OF
wood a bar'l of flour or a $40 bill. In sartin
odder cases dis club won't cum down wild as
much as a shinge nail. Public charity in dis
kentry is Gurus thing"
at insists dat every man shall arm his own
libin', an den it turns in an supports de class
who will starve sooner dan work.
at am de enemy of whisky. an vet as soon
as whisky makes pauper it supports him.
1T tiatters de man who gifts a few dollar;
ahead, an yet demands sheer of dat money to
aid de Idle an disspated.
Public charity comes as near beln' bold
faced fraud as any sentiment you kin name 1t
encourages laZlness, by providin fur de lazy.
1t encourages drunkenness by provldin' fur de
families of drunkards. 1t encourages immor-
aty by providin' homes an hospitals for de
immoral. 1t encourages de spendthrift by
feedin an clothin him all winter arter he has
squandered his money all summer. Public
charity am wall agn which de reckless. de
lazy, de shiftless an de dissolute lean when all
Odder props give way.
Skinner it down, and public charity means
takin' de money which man has saved by hard
work an economy an usn it to support de
man who has squandered time an money widout
a car as to what became of him. 1t am black
mail on industry-it am slap at economy-it
am Il kick at industry. How does it come dat
wild dis kentry constantly CROWN in wealth.
and constantly furnishing increased chances fur
poo men to get along, dat pauperism am also
increasin'? Eight-tenths of de saloons in
America am supported by men whose families
need cherry cent dey arm fur clothin' an bread
an who rely on public charity in case of hard
winter. De kentry has five times as many pau
pers as 1t had fifteen vars ago. Why? Kase we
raise five times as much money to support 'em
Double de amount of de poo fund an you wifi
double de amount of paupers.
An now let me ask you plain queshun
II l work hard week in an week out-il
my wife works hard an economizes-if we
patch. darn. dye an cut ober-if we buy cheap
tea an coffee an pare de 'taters close. an man
age to pay for a little home, an put money in de
bank for sickness or death. has any human bein'
right to ask me to give one penny to man
who has thrown away scores of dollahs for beer
an tobacco--who plays keerds an shakes dice
fur money-whO works only when he feels like
it-who neber dreams Of economy-who neber
practices sef-denial? l reckon not Let Us
now turn our faces toward de rowteen of
biZness."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14

THE ALLEGANY COUNTY, Nd. SCHOOL BOARD.
special dispatch to the Baltimore sun from
Cumberland Maryland. December 18th. says:
The request of the judges of the court for the
resignation of the school board and the fiat re-
fusal of Messrs. Somehow and Burwell to re-
sign was the general topic here to-day, and the
matter was discussed in all its phases Judge
Douglass, the third member of the board, stated
to-day that he had not yet decided what course
to pursue in the matter. 1t is understood Judge
Syester was to-day telegraphed from here to
come up in regard to the affair, and he is cx-
pected tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14

back an rl;ke the rIilwaysp for such paving
In the p tst. MI. Roll Us replied that he did; he
tho -ght all the raiw companies shout &c
ire IT, Il alike. Mr.. salisbury ccitenIed That when
company cam teforc Congress for an extsns. on
1t WIS competent to tn pose conditions, bit lie
doubted The rl,t 70 imp yse coniiti rs upon com
Tan!ts not III king any such application. The
amendment Of Mr.. llg,ll. as amended ny Mr..
III rs w.is adopted thu, requiring all the COM
plni rs II Ply the CO st ct piyiny. An addition was
in Id on motion OK Mr. B.yari N kiay ne Oh ,rters
and privilege Of the companies sus'Jstt 10 Con-
/. company 70 pay for paving will work icrie.t-
ure OF its charter. Tie bill as thus amended w.s
Tin N III
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14

A NEW HAVEN LIBEL. Subtitle libel suit of
Alexander Troup, editor and publisher of the
New Haven Union. against the Register publish
ing company was begun yesterday. The alleged
libel charged plaintiff with indecent exposure OF
his person. The defendant claims that the mat
ter was printed as news. and was true. The
plaintiff showed that the article was printed In
larger type than other articles and was in a more
conspicuous place. The trial will occIpy sew
erai DAYS, and is largely attended. The journals,
though both profess TO be democratic, have been
hostile to each other for some time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14

RIVER TRADE.-Harbormast Sutton reports
arrivals at the river front as follows: Sch. Oliver
Underwood. Kendrick. cord wood for market:
sch. Mary Ella, Clden. cord wood. II. L. Biscoe:
sch. Joseph Bagman Burdge, $50 tons ice for
Rich & CO.: sch. Matte and Maud, Kelly. 400
bushels oysters. market; sch. j. w. Fry Ella
and Banner. and PUNCHES Shining Light and
Sarah Jane, all with oysters for market 8. 7CI
bushels.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14

Remember that stamina vital energy, the life prin-
cpe or whatever you may choose to call the resistant
power which battles against causes OF disease and
DEATH is the grand safeguard of health 1t is the gar
rison Of the human fortress and when it wakes weak
the true policy to throw in reinforcements In other
words, when such an emergency occurs. commence Q
course OF Hostetter's Bi;ers For sale by Druggists
and Dealers. to whom apply for Hosetter's Almanac
for 1888. a2
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14

PROPOSED CONFERENCE DIyIsIoN-Quite a
breeze was created Saturday In the North Car
DINA NJ E. conference, NJ. f. church south. over
the introduction of resolution providing tor
the appointment of committee on the di-
vision of the conference. After much discus
sion the vote was taken and the motion was
carried. The bishop was requested to appoint
the committee
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-12-14
Hcufh uf Iot Years

NoEEtsrowS. y. j., Dec. I.-NrS. Maria ApnIcy
eteu here yesterday, ( get I0i years, months and
Sdays- Size was born In New York city, where
tae intertnei,t viii tlke place tomorrow In the
i,ahlliy vault, 81 MARI church. Mrs Appley has
c.si etIxe unul Within the pest two weeks, re-
tanning eli OF her faculties up TO the time OF her
Death She Was one OF tie thirteen young girls
who represented the thirteen original states In
General Wsshinston's mock funeral procession In
New YORK ctty "a