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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22
Waniel. inflammation.

The Chicago H,raid is the most cruel
paper we know of A Mr.. Wilson was
aggrieved at some statement made in
regard TO his connection with the custom
house, and wrote the Hcyuid demanding
TO know the name OF the writer of the
article with design, apparently. OF
chastisng that wicked person. The
Herdld, IN an editorial, informed Wilson
that John sullivan, the prize fighter
wrote the article. That did not suit
Wilson, and he wrote again, saying that
1t was not the writer that he found fault
with, as he was no doubt very estima-
BILE gentleman, but he wanted to know
who gave the reporter the information,
be CAD sir The Herdid Immediately in
formed Wilson that Paddy Ryan inform.
ed the reporter, and gave his address.
Wilson is not rs mad, now, as he was
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22
That Awful Brother.

al c-a-n-n-o-t sing the old songsr she
warbled touching the keys of the shiv-
ering, sobbng piano and drawing out
walls of anguish,
Then why do you try TOP" asked her
father in an unsympathetic voice.
II cannot sing the old songs she
went on, looking up into the face of her
lover who was bending over her with
agony depicted in his countenance. for
he had to turn the leaves and didn't
know musical bar from barrel stave.
Then she began on the next verse"
Il cannot sing the old songs"
And as her voice went UP into the
fourth story and Mansard roof her dear
~ loved young brother said, "Well, sir,
! wouldn't sing the old things if could,
and you know you can't"
Then she smiled at him so that no
wen, up stairs and locked himself in.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

a good wife is one who puts her hus-
band in the bed next the wall, tucks him
up nicely in the winter; splits the kind.
ling makes the fire in the morning,
,panks the baby washes her husband )
face, draws on his boots for him, never
scolds never allows a rent in his panta.
looms, keeps bis stockings darned and
her shoes up at the heel, never slams the
door when he is speaking, nor wonders
what he sees interesting in the pretty
nillincr across the way, and patronizcs
our store.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

Ifyou suffer from dyspepsia, usc
BUhDoCK BLOOD BITTERS.
II you are afflicted with biliouFness, use
BuBDOyK BLOOD BITTERs,
# yon are Frustrated with sick headache. take
BURnOCK BLOOD BITTERs
II your bowels ole disordercd regulate them with
BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERs.
II your blood II impure, purify It with
BURDOCK BLOOD BITrERS
II you have digestion, you Will tnd an antidoie m
BURDuCK BLOOD BITrERS.
II you are troubled with spring compla nts, cradi.
catc them with BURDOCK BLOOD BlTTERS
If your liver II torpid restore 1t 10 healthy action
With BURDOCK BLOOD BITIERS,
your liver affected you will find shuro restor-
alive IN BURDOCk BLOOD BlrTERS.
If you have my epecIcs of humor or pimple, fail
not 10 take BURDOCK BLOOD BITrERS.
Ifyou have any symptoms ofu'ce or scrofulous
sores curative remedy will be found in
BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS.
For imparting strength and vitality to the system,
nothing can equal BURDOCKBLOOD BITrERs.
For Nervous and General Debility, tone up the
syetcm with BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS
PhCE 81 PER BoTTLE TRIAL BOTTLES, l0CTs,
FOSTER, MILBURN & CO., Prop'rs,
BUFFALO, n. Y.
For sale by PAUL G. SCHUH. %
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22
Attention. Railroad Men!

~ suffered for more than ycar with in
digestion. was very bilious, occasionally
having dumb chill, followed by fevcrs,
which Frustrated me. took Simmons
Liver Regulator, and am thoroughly salts
fled that it is all that is recommended for
indigestion and bilious complaints, for mine
was certainly a stubborn case. Many of
my friends speak of it, and they all agree
that it possesses all the virtues you claim
for it, "a, II, llightower, Conductor G.
r, r., Ga"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

AT the close the theatre, the other
evening, a ladywas descending the stairs
when a boy about twelve years old UNI
consciously stepped on the train of her
dress, and at the same instant turned his
head to answer the inquiry of com
panion on the landing above. The lady
was intently observing the fit Of sleeve
less jacket just in front, and, before she
was aware of it the whole skirt of her
dress was drawn tightly up underneath
her armpit5, leaving rather tattered
undcrskirt the sole object of an admir-
ing group. With a hasly, almost savage
sweep of her hand behind, she brought
away not only the skirt but the boy him
self. He descended with much the same
velocity as keg OF nails, striking the
lady on the calves of her legs and knock
ing her feet fairly from under her She
came down with a crash, sitting on the
boy with great promptncSs, and the two
roiscd together to the bottom OF the stair
way. As the young man disengagcd
himself and crawlcd out from between
the lady's feet, he said, IF it hadn't \
been for them ere newspapers, man,
wot you've got strappedup thar behind,
I'd been smashed to geeswax, g true's
We liyem
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

Al persons suffering from Coughs, Colds,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Less of Voice or an af-
fiction OF the Throat aud Lungs, are re;
quested to call at George Il, Olara's drug
store and get a trial bottle OF DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, free OF
charge, which will convince them OF its
wonderful merits and show what a regular
dollar size bottle will do. Call early CD
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

He was peacefully lovingly prone
nading with his girl the other evening
when he felt kind of sort of a
well he says it more closely resembled
the shock of small earthquake than
anything else and then he picked him
self up on the other side OF the gutter,
and holding his coat tails close down
over the rent in his unmcntionablcs,
backed around the corner, leaving his
girl TO settle the matter with the goat.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

The VolTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR., Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old who
ARE afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and Manhood, and kindred troubles,
guaranteeing speedy and complete restora.
ton Of health and manly vigor. Address
as above. N. BIO risk is incurred, as
thirty days trial il allowed,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22
He Had Dollar and Quarter Voice

A countryman climbed out of a wag-
on on Austin avenue. entered music
store, and said he wanted to buy piece
of music for his son,
If your son is not very far advanced,
perhaps this would do" said the clerk
handing over piece of sheet music.
How much does it cost?n
Fifty cents
"Well, that's too low for him. The
last piece | bought for him cost seventy
five cents. He's got tenor voice. and
| reckon piece worth dollar and a
quarter at least will best suit his gait"
The clerk accidently found a piece
that was suited to higher priced voice,
and the proud father shellcd out the
cash. IGraS SytiHgS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

lr IS WORTH REMEMBERING that nobody
enjoys the incest surroundings il III bad
health. There are miserable people about
to-day with one foot in the grave, when a
bottle Of PaIker's Ginger Tonic would do
them more good than all the doctors and
medicines they have ever tried See adv.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

II there is anything more painful than
cross-eyed man trying to scratch his
back, 1t is TO see q favorite dog walk for
an hour on his tail in the vain effort TO
mash flea that is biting him in place
he can't reach with his toe nail.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

"She's a small woman said a youth
of his mother. "but when she hauls off
her slipper and says, 'Sam'l. come here
this mint, we boys 90 just as though
she weighed four hundred pounds"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

1t has been found in the course of tho
work on the Hudson River tunnel that
coffee is much more wholesome and
abiding stimulant for the workmen.
exhausted by their labors in an Amos.
pherc of more than normal pressure,
than are spirits Of any sort.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-06-22

TERMS:
DELIVERED By CARRIER, % CENTS PER WEEK
$1,000 PER YEAR 20 PER CENT DISCOUNT IF PAID
YEARLY IN ADVANCE. BY MAIL 81 90 PER MONTH,
$1,000 PER YEAR, IN ADVANCE.
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FARMERS,
Stop and Think

Do YOU WISH TO MAKE OR SAVE MONEY
- You can buy a GRAIN MILL which will grind
all your feed, With wind or horse power, for One
Hundred and Twenty-Five Dollars. 1t can be oper.
ated with power, and do reasonable amount
of work. 1t grinds or rolls the barley or corn,
crushing it into fine meal, if desired, simply
crack it. This cannot be done with the stone or
roller, for the grinds but cannot roll, and the
other rolls but cannot grind; hut my mill does both,
either grinding or rolling. The prices range from
One Hundred to Three Hundred Dollars. The small
size mill will grind any amount from one ton to
twenty tons in twenty-four hours, according TO the
power applied and the larger will go sixty tons per
day Total weight OF small mill, 175 pounds of
large mill, 575 pounds Address VIM. C. STILES,
Sacramento, Cal m17-2plm
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April showers

With the advent of April we are receiving
prove Of great benefit to the farmers of every
class. The wheat crop in every section of the
State, except. perhaps, on the west side of
the San Joaquin valley, is by these showers
almost assured against all chances Of failure.
Ne evsnts except rust or unusually damaging
north wiads just in the season of the bloom
can now render the wheat crop less than a
plentiful one. The same may be said of the
barley, cat and rye crops. 1t is very seldom
better outlook has been presented to tie
growers of all kinds of grain In this State.
Ire showers that We have already received in
this month are also pretty safe guarantee
that we shall have continuance of similar
ones till later date than usual. The prevail
ing wind for the last month was from the
north. and ths total velocity Of wind for the
month exceeded that of any preceding
March since 1880, ard the temperature of the
last month has been cooler than that OF any
corresponding month since 1880 and was but
but little warner than The temperature of the
latter month l. viii be remembered that the
month OF April, 1889 was one OF unususl
moisture. Similar circumstances point TO 8
similar condition of the weather for the pres-
ent April that we experienced in April 1880.
Should the promise in this respect be real
ize1, the danger TO cur wheat crop will be
900 great growth of straw, and consequent
lodging ard rust. These April showers are
also favorable to the hay crop, to corn. pota-
toes, and summer crops generally. Moisture
so late in the season is worth very much more
than if it had flllen earlier. Il not only as
s1res moist soil, but is proof against the
bad effects of drying north winds. Bat the
fact that the prevailing winds of March were
from the north is very good indication that
the prevailing winds of April may be from
the south. Indeed, al the signs of nature
are good for the farmer and the general pros
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AGRICULTURAL.
MATTER PREPARED SPECIALLY FoR
Tas RECORD UNION"
Agriculture and Commensurate Citrus
Fsirs-Cost of Nilk-April
Showers.

While commerce is of great advantage to
American agriculture, it has proven directly
the reverse TO European agriculture. Not
many years sgo we heard the first complaints
of English farmers that they could not afford
to devote rented farms to wheat culture,
while beef-naking could be made so much
more profitable The truth, or the real in
wardness OF ibis statement, was that Ameri-
can whsat. farmers were beating the English
farmers IN thair competition for the English
wheat market, though at that time it is prob
able the English farmers did not know what
was hurting them. a few years later then
we hear another complaint that American
beef is being laid down in English markets
at so low 2 rate that it is impossible to make
English lands profitable in the production of
bsef. and shat American butter and cheese
are rendering the English diaries uupro6t-
able. The competition felt by the English
farmers bali century ago has been growing
greater and greater every year siuce, till az
the PRESENT time the whole land system of
the British isles is now going through revolu.
ton caused solely by tho sharp competition of
~
are uuatle 60 pay the rentals of the past, in
consequences OF the reduction of prices caused
BY the cltnpetition Of American farm pro-
ducts and English laLd owners are brought
very reluctantly to a realization of tie fact
that thsir lands are less valuable because OF
the abundance Of cheap and productive lands
in the center OF the A nericau continent. The
owners of 160-acle farms in America are re-
ducing the incomes of the large land owners
in England, and threatening very soon TO
cause an abandonment Of the last remnants
Of the ieudal system on the European cnitl-
nent. The influence of American agriculture
has at last penetrated to the very center of
Europe, and IS causing CONSERVATION among
the sturdy dairyman of Holland. It has now
co ne to Dass That grazing land in Friesland,
the garden of Holland, which q few years
ago was worth from eS3 to et33 Fer acre, and
was letting for GO to SIS per acre, il
fetching but 60 tu e9 per acre for annual
rental. and all because f the importation
of American produce Thus is commerce
aiding American agriculture, while it Is drv-
ing European agriculture to the wall
American agriculture. aided by commerce,
promises il time to completely rsvolutioniz4
the ownership OF lend III Elrops by breaking
MP the large estates aud making the cult
v4tcrs OF he soil the 0waers thereof. Farm.
ers who psy rent on high-prieed land can
never comp5te with farmers who Cwn their
own farms, aad land owners whose iscomes
depend on the rentals of their lands in the
hands of ten nts Whose products must sell in
the ma sets az loss, cannot held cut against
land Owners who live on and work their own
lands and manage TO make even small profits
on the sale of their products after paying rail-
road freights thousand or more miles and
st amship freight three thousand miles.
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Neanderthal man; the shells of the sea
and skeletons of its wonderful life cases
of metals, of crystals and of stones. Hun.
dreds and hundreds of visitors went into
the hall and made a slow tour OF
the exhibition, yet drew a long
breath as they came out, saying they
had not seen the half. Professor Ward, of
the Rochester Museum, came to this coast
| with his collection, offering it for sale for
SIG, 900, which was regarded as scarcely
fair price by our public. After much talk
about canvas of the wealthy portion of
the city to solicit contributions for its pur-
chase, the matter was quietly disposed of
in few minutes by Governor Stanford
and Charles Croker each agreeing to pay
entirety to the Academy of Sciences, that
struction of the people. Some time since
physician of Indianapolis on a journey
overland became so interested in the con.
versation of
WHALING CAPTAIN
On the train, that on their arrival at San
Francisco he purchased and presented 20
the seafaripg passenger case of such sur
gical instruments as would be of use on
long voyages to the Arctic. In return the
captain brought from his next expedition
many curiosities from the frozen regions,
including walrus hide and the skin of a
polar bear, and sent them from. here 10 In
dianapolis. Bat when the collection came
to be stuffed and made ready for the pri-
vate museum to which they were origin
ally destined, the immense size of the
walrus and the bear, which had seemed
to swell and swell ever since they
were unlocked, 50 dwarfed both room and
house that it was scarcely possible to put
them anywhere. So now this Ward col
lection must have place to be put, and
although no doubt suitable provision will
be made for it, its final disposition is the
question. IL it better to have a smatter-
ing of art, vague idea of science, super
fetal knowledge of anything, than not to
have dabbled in at all Is the yearning we
have, or seem to have, to-day, real reach
ing out toward eye and hand culture, and
have we really gone one step up the stair
of education, or not? KATE HEATH.
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pears and peaches, though they may be su-
perior to those grown anywhere else in the
world. We put our things on exhibition in a
commonplace manner, and instead of show
ing our own interest in them by our presence
and desire to interest others, we go about
sightseeing, and let our exhibits take
care of themselves. The effect of our own in
difference is shown in the comparative indif-
ference of strangers, and all go away from
our exhibitions IS they came-uninterested
and uuinstructed Fairs thus managed are
of hut little service to any one, and of but
little benefit to the locality in which they are
hell
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TO cay OLD PATRONS.

7 STILL OFFER MY VALUABLE SERVICES il
4 you are so unfortunate as to require then
With mind matured and enriched by studies OF al
advanced order safely say Sthat there is hardly
s disease in the catalogue Of human ills that can.
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LADIES' am always ready to assist you. ny
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experience. i am now able TO treat YOU with tire
certainty of success. No case peculiar to yeti
delicate organism is beyond my sure control.
My Female Monthly Medicines superior &c
any offered heretofore and will be warranted &c
have the desired effect in all cases.
Those of the public who need my service c. l
treatment at reasonable rates.
address particularly those who hgve been In
jured by youthful indiseretions and these who
have contracted local diseases
Pers ns afflicted can, If they prefer, consult me
by letter, detailing the symptoms Of the disease or
trouble and receive medicines by express, with full
instructions All letters must be directed j II.
JOSSELYN, II. D 226 Suffer street, San Francis.
CO, Cal.
Cure warranted In all cases, or no pay required
Consultations, personally or by letter, gratis Send
for book. Comfortable apartments for patients al
my Infrmary when desiredl with experienced
nurses.
Consultation Pariors, 22s Suffer street, adioinir
the Young Men Christian Association Building.
Office hours-From 8 A. n. to SP.s N.
My Diploma hangs In my Sffice.
Purchase my Essay on Physiology and Marria e
For sale By all uewsdealers.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
DESIRABLE FRUIT
AND
VINEYARD RANCHES
FOR SALE
SWeetser & AIsip,
gzAI lC- Tl
INSURANCE AGENTS.
1915 Fourth ST., Sacramento.
FIRST:

FIRST:
One of 100 Acres, which is divided as follows
Twenty-Five acres in Vineyard, Of sll varieties
II acres in Straubcrr es; 10 acres 10 Bearing
Fruit, OF al varieties; acres in Backberries; 5
acres in Young Orchard. Balance of ranch used
for pasture aad grin. The soil is OF a sandy
loam Has for irrigating purposes 10 horse
power engine and boiler; largo reservoir. a
creek runs through the pace, making it well
adapted to Fruits of all varieties This place is
Offered at great bargain--Good Buildings of al
kinds for the very moderate price OF Sl 900
SECOND:
1872 acres Of which acres are in Backberries 8
acres in Strawberries OF the best varieties; 10
acres in Vineyard; acres in Orchard Fruits Ct
many kinds Fenced into five fields. Reservoir
of 1000 gallons, stocked with Fish. Ten Wind
mills Pump, horse power. One hundred
acres in Grain. School house and Railroad Station
within one mile Good Dwelling, Barn, outbuiid-
ings, etc. Price, 50 600.
THIRD:
go ares, which has between 40 and 80 acres In
Vineyard 8 acres in Strawberries; balance in
Grain and Pasture Land. Fenced into seven fields
with good Fencing. Has a good Distillery. with
Brick Winery Blacksmith Shop and Tools Dwell
ing of five rooms. Large Barn Everything
requisite for first class Vineyard Ranch. Price,
$4,000.
AZ The above comprise the three best Vineyard
and Fruit Ranches that have ever been offered for
sale in this county, and ere extremely cheap.
sWEsIsEg 81 ALssp, Sacramento.
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DR.. s.a Mars Seminal pills cure all
cases of Seminal Weakness Loss of Vlgor, Nocturnal
Emissions, lmpotency, Nervous and Physical Debi-
ity and all that class OF complaints arising from tx
cess, IndiscTetIon or Abuse The old find in this
remedy a fountain of youth, and the young a safe
guard and protection. DR.. LA MARS SEMINAL
PILLS restore the sexual organs, debilitated from
whatever cause, to their pristine visor. Price,
81 80 per bottle Sent c. o. D., by express, any
address, secure from observation Address all or
Box 1852, San Francisco il3 3p6m
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The Berkeley GymaDyiJiEn-A Firsf-cIass
Academical Institution, affords a Classical,
Literary, Scientific and Business Education. For
catalogues or particulars, address JOHN T.
BUR..-.s, Superintendent, Berkeley, Ca
school OF CIVIL Engineering. Surveying,
Drawing and Assaying 81 Post st. A. Van der Nailen
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For sa,e.-Tne wao,e or one.h,

For SaIe.-The WnoIe or One.half In.
tsrest in the SACRAMENTO TRANSFER COM
PANY. together with stock and everything in work.
ing order paying investment for live man.
For terms and particulars, apply to JEROME C.
CARROLL, No. 1909 Second street, a5u
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For Fine Cakes, Ice Cream, ETC., the
BEST AND CHEAPEST MEALS, go to HENRY
FISHER, No. boS ST., bet Fifth and Sixth. ms3-1m
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SWANS Fs0iIy Bakery and BiHfDs
Saloon-No. t36 Market street. Wedding cakes,
Ice cream, oysters, jees, etc. constantly on hand.
Families supplied.
Campus Original italian Restaurant has
reopened under the management Of N Giamboni,
Calnpis former partner. Noe. 53l and 533 Clay
ST., near Montgomery. Everything frstclsss
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IL you want furnished OF Uufurnfshed
Rooms, go to the best house in the city, Ciunie
Building Eighth aud streets kept first class in
every respect MRS. GRICE ProprietTess. m15-tf
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M,u.r.INERv
REsTAURANTs

The Randbox-The popular MilliEei Establish
ment B. S. Hirscb & Co, No. TAB Market street
Strict attention to orders from the interior
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HATS.
uAhDwARH. IRON, STEEL, ETC,

Hermann, The naster-Nc. a35 sarny Street,
near Pine The finest hats at the lowest prices.
Factory 20. II Beiden street.
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GENERAL NOTICES,

Photographs 81 per dozeB.-" The Nimbfe
Sixpence Better Than the slew Shilling - If you
want GOOD PHOTOGRAPHS. at reasonable price,
go to BEALS' GALLERY, No. AIS street H. s.
BEALS, Operator. fes-1m
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TIE nerso E,praqi has entered upon its
seysft nailna = aiath year. 1t is
gooG nswspapsr.
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METALS, STOVES, RANGES, ETC.
w. w. Montague a Co.-Is,porters of Stoves,
Ranges and Sheet IRON, MaIelelzed nantes
Japauned and Stamped T!nware Nos 10 JIG,
ia Ile and lis Battery stree