Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1882-08-22
PEN, INK AND SIsSoRS.

PEN, INK AND SISSoRS.
In the morning man gets up, but in the
evening he gets supper.
Hon. John e. Kenna has been re>nomina-
ted for congress in the third district.
More than 10000 new postmasters have
been commissioned during the past year.
For one of the best nssortments of Tobacco
and Cigars, at low prices, go to DALa ARMS.
Do Tou WISH TO PuarFr THE srsrsa and get rid
| ders 26 cts. Sold by druggists.
b..,.t;as AaTaas cossuArEios on coUeH Cu.n is the
an ordinary cough in thirty minutes.
The BEsT LivRR AND KIDsxy Rreu1Aror. and
gentle pu,g atirs known, 10 Thayer's Liver Pow
Always remember, when you are in need
| OF Shoes, to go to DALaARN's, who sells
them on very short profits.
Over $50 trees have been planted in
Kansas since the forestry laws have been en-
forced.
judge W. T. Filley, of Pitts6eld, this State,
was cured of severe rheumatism by ST. Jacobs
Oil.-Springtfeld (Aass.) Republican.
Eighteen women recently met topether and
| prayed for rain, and when the rain decerded
seventeen of thom screamed because they had
no umbrt las.
When you feel out of sorts, have the blues.
melancholy, etc., it must be indigestion that
alls you. Browns Iron Bitters cures it.
We see an article in tho papers about how
| inventors. We hope they will invent bow
who won't whistle on his iugers and yell on
the street at night.
ENTIRELY YSAIIsFAcroRY.-Ladies wishing n
perfume that combines novelty delicaey and
Flcnness' ind FlorcstOn Cologne entirely satis-
HEADAoHE. NEavoussE.s. cos+lvHs1ss or Chol-
era morbus are cured with Thsy Live r Pow er,
whore.
Loss OF ApPzrrTE. LOSS OF EwRper, sometime,
attended With a dry hacking cough. sometimes
region of the heart. cured with Thayer's Liver
Powder. 26 eta. lie not much.
81 wish you would pay little attention to
what am saying, sir" roared a lawyer at
an exasperating witness. 81 am paying as
| can." was the calm reply.
m not in morning." raid a young lady
frankly, to querist, "but as the widows .re
getting oil the offers nowadays, VIC poor girls
must do something to protect ourselvos."s
Bridget, told you to have my hot wa
ter ready the first thing in the morning"
'Sure, SIR" replied Bridget, didn't I
bring 1T up and laue it at the door, SO as to
have it in time7"
SOIvED.-Tla
| ior sstnIu!ants is becoming m"nstrous evil and
now to overc"ne it is a serions question with
tstoGners F Parkers Ginger Tonic fairly solves
the G1ncn!t prob en-. It inviGoratcs body and
mind without Intoxicating. and has brou rht
neaIi Hal:n aud happiness to many dssolase homes
enquirer. SEQ other column.
SLEErLEssSEss, NERvouexEss CAxror p-.-
| WELL At night. tired in the morning ON rising.
slugssh, pain iu the back which arises from ths
kidaey, with highly cotored urine If aiIoWes 20
stand to be thick. attended with burning whom
roided: Thayer's Liver Powder, viii cure you.
tel
son, Charlestown, W. Ve.
Member of church. out of breath "Wbat
| are you ringing that bell for 2"
Sexton: "Why. Mr.. Blower ia dead"
NJ. c.: "Oh, no; it isn't true. Stop the
bell"
Sexton: "WelI, then, s'pOse I've tolled
lie"
EnI1's EIpsalEscE Cure Utterly Ipin.
Hartman: cannot but cypress my thanks to
You for the great benefit received from the use Sc
placed me ssuarsly on my fest after Ion 2 sicr-
ness. which had laid me in bed and then left me
edies dispensed with tue cane. and in a week
Business Agent, Erie Eoon;nr H19ni Wsiaia
Ask your Drugsist for Dr. -Hartm6n's Book ON
address DR.. a., at osborn, Q. D'''
I was suffering with corns on my feet SO I
could hardly walk. [ bought one bottle of
American Corn Cure and it removed soreness
10 two days and corns in Eve days. l feel
like have new pair of feet; recommend
others to try it. VIM SIMPSON,
Town Sergeant.
bought the American Corn Cure of H..
A. Burton and it proved all that it was re.
commended for-to remove the corns in five
days. Recommend others to try is
JOS GOLDSMITH.
1t affords me pleasure to say that your Corn
Cure has performed all that you claim for it.
Respectfully, j. q. holland.
My wifc used one bottle of your Corn Cure
and it removed the corns as is claimed for it.
Respectfully, S. II. wooDDY.
The above are only few testimonials.
Over fifty have used it within the past four
weeks, and it has proved entirely satisfactory
in every case. Price 25 cents per bottle.
II. A. BURTON,
Watch Maker and Jeweler,
s. W. Cor. Main and George Streets.
Malaria, ChiIIs and Fever and Bilious attacks
! positively cuFed vi vssS pEII.