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Connecticut western news., 1882-01-04
;;lcEN1AuR
 IiniiTnent.

The most Powerful, Penetrating and Pain-relieving remedy ever devised by man. It soothes Pain, it allays inflammation. 1t heals Wounds, and 1t cures
 RHEUMATISM.
 Sciatica, LumbagO, Sca1ds, Burns, Stiff Joints, Cuts, Swell. ings, Frost bites, Quinsey, Salt Rheum, Itch, Sprains, Calls, and Lameness from any cause. Suf. ferers from
 PAIN IN THE BACK, Fever Sores, EruptiOns, Broken Breasts, contracted Cords, Neu- ralgia, Palsy or dislOcated limbs, and owners of horses, planters, me- .ehanics, merchants and professional : men everywhere, unite in saying, that .--, -CENTAUR LINIMENT brings relief when all other Lini- ments. Oils, Extracts and Embroea. lions have failed.
Connecticut western news., 1882-01-04

yhe Peruvian Syrup has cured thou ..,,de who were sufafing from Dyspsp, zr Debility, Liver Complaint, Boals, Hsmoes. Female Complaints, etc. Ss~srhjets fee tc any addrsss. Seth & T1s5s 6 Sons, Bssten.
Connecticut western news., 1882-01-04

HYDRoPHoBIA "A little girl has died in Mobile, Ala, from the effects of the hise of cat, The wound had healed, but she was attacked with hydrophobia and died in 2 few hours.
Connecticut western news., 1882-01-04

A MORMON TEMPLE.-The Mountain of the Lord is solid rock, 100 feet in height, rising above the street level at Manti, Utah. The Mormons are build ing on this eminence temple of fine marble, 95 feet by 170 in area, and hand somely adorned.
Connecticut western news., 1882-01-04

BY SAM W. sMALL-''oLD ST."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
KIDNEY (;S
The Bad ard Worthless.

are never initiated or co,fn,eIJeifed- This Is
especially true of a family medicine, and it is
positive proof that the remedy initiated is of the
highest value. AS soon as II had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters
was the puresi, best AMI most valuable family
medicine on earth, many limitations sprung IN
and began 10 steal the notices in which the press
and the People o. the country had expressed the
merits of II. b., and in every way trying to in-
duce suffering invalds to use their stuff instead
expecting 10 MAKE money on the credit aud good
name Of n. B. Many others started nostrums
put up in similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names in which the word .Hop,r or
" Hops were used in way 10 induce people
TO believe they were the same as Hop Bltters
AL such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and especially those
with tAe word Hop or "HopsT in their name
or in any way connected with them or their name.
are limitations or counierfeits. Beware of them.
Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop BTtters, with bunch or cluster of green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing else
Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing
u lmitssiio Us O- cOunterteits.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

spreading of rails under high tempera-
ture is a source of danger. the magnitude
of which travellers know little. When the
ends Of the rails are too close. as they are
very apt to he when laid by the usual rule
of thumb way In cold weather, they are
certain to press against each other and
bulge out the track into SOFT of double
wave line in summer. Spikes will not
cure the difficulty. iEdeed, the less strain
placed upon spikes lhe better for everyho-
dy. Here Is the remedy for spreading
which one now forever silent was about to
put into practical shape and patent. but
which may be here gwen free: No track
for railroad should be laid withouta con-
slant consultation Of the thermometer and
the application of guages properly regula-
ted for temperature. That Is the general
idea. the force of which will be seen at
once by every railroad engineer. inventors
may find IN this blnt something valuable.
A reliance on spikes against spreading
might be shown TO be nonsense by little
boy who had received his first lesson in
expansion of bodies. The absence of
spikes, though. may show that the rals
had spread and that the inspection was ne.
gllgent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice,
having had placed In his hands by an
East India missionary the formula OF q
simple vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections, also positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Complaints, after having tested
Its wonderful curative powers in thousands
o. cases, his felt it his ruiy to make 1t
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated
by this motive aud desire to relieve hu-
man suffering, will send free of charge,
TO all who desire it, this recipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with full direc-
tions for preparing and using. Sent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, w. A. NoYes, 149 Po,oer $
Block Rochester. " Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
What IL did for an Old Lady.

CosHocTOS STATION, n. Y, Dec. 2S, 1878
GENTs-A number of people had been
using your Bitters here, and with marked
effect. In one case. lady of over seven
ty yeas, had been sick for years, and for
the past ten years Las not been able to be
around half the time About six months
ago she got so feeble she was helpless
Her old remedies. or physicians, Icing OF
no avail. SEM to D-posit, forty-ive miles
away, and got bottle OF Hop Bi;;ers. 1t
improved her So she was able 10 dress her
self and walk about the house. When she
had taken the second bottle she was able
TO take care OF her own room and walk out
10 her neighbors, and has improved all the
time since. My wife ard children also
have deryed great benefit from their use.
W. B. HATHAWAY,
Agt. Z. 5. Ex. Co.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

NOT long ago an old pioneer, who
had lived in Texas in the early days of
the colinists, was boasting of the good
old times. "Why, sir, said he. 81 was
offered league OF land for pair of Old
boots" Didn't you take 1t % said the
party ne was talking to. ''No, sir; l
didn't" ''No-account land, L reckon. "
"Why, bless your heart, sir, it was the
best piece of land outdoors. Grass five
feet high, clear stream OF water run
nIng through 1t and an undeveloped
silver mine IN one corner. ''And why
in thunder didn't you make the trade 2
SAID the other. Because" sail the
old man. in a sad and regretful tone OF
voice, .'because II didn't have the
boots -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

W 7reack CT Bucharest has patented
The following process for iendering skins
impermesble: the skins are dipped IN a
solution of geiaime with a mineral Sal,
which can coagulate 1t. The following
mixture is used: Water, 240 parts; gel.
tine. parts; bichromate OF potash, / part.
Or. water, 800 part; gelatIne, 10 parts
bichromate of potash. parts. The tie y
perature of the solution may vary from 81
deg. G. to boiling point. Another soIutI n
is-Wat-r 200 parts, gelatine parts, ace
tate of lead 20 parts, alum 90 parts. Af,er
dipping with either cf the above solutions
the skins are treated with yarlfiiae.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

Observation shows that the fine plrti
cles OF dust derived from cotton. flax and
hemp are very different In their effect upon
the health Of the operstives who handle
them from those Of wool and silk; the cot
ton flne produces some irritation bronchi-
ally, but the worst injury results from the
dust OF hemp dunng the process of tres-
sing. The quantity Of dust lost in hemp
dressing is stated to be some four pounds
to every ll2; this dust produces a most se-
we're irritation, which, however, Is purely
bronchial, attended with painful expector-
alton and sirangling cough. Russian and
Polish hemp both produce these effects.
Neapolitan hemp does the same, and
something more; ths. Is, there is distri bu-
ted In this peculiar odorous substance
the dust of some vegetable or grass-the
inhalation of which causes sh rtness OF
breath, construction of the throat and spas
modic cough in recurring psroxysms,
which continue for hours after the inhala
tion ceases
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

The reason Why ne ihermon eier de.
not always accord with The comparative
discomfort of hot weather is owing to Va
riations of moisture in the air. While tie
human body is all the time giving off per
spIration. either sensible or insensiblc. tins
evaporation will go ON more rap dly when
the air contains but little moisture than
vixen it contains great deal. Evapors-
ton is cooling when it has no obstruction:
but when il is obstruated by moist air, the
reverse effect is produced. aud tempers-
ture of eighty degrees is quite as oppre ssive
as that of ninety when the air is dry.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

II you feel dull, orOwsy, Gebilitsied,
have sallow color Of skin, or yellowish-
brown spots on face or body, frequent
headache or dizziness, bad taste IN mouth,
internal heat or chills alternstei with hot
bushes, low spirits and gloomy forebodings,
Irregular appetite. and tongue coated, yon
are suffering from torpid liver" or ''bil-
iousness." In many cases Of silver COM
plant only part Uf these symptoms are
experienced. AS remedy for ali such
cases Dr. p Perce's Golden Msdicsl Dis
covery' has M equal, as ii IF cts perfect
nd raci, a. Guns AT all drug stores
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
HUMOROUS

.Do you know When the Leaves
Begin to Fali?'" she asked, idly turn
ing her music, while Reginald stood at
the end of the piano. why. yes"
said Reginald. thoughtfully; generally
along in the first two weeks of October.
1t depends somewhat on the weather !"
Her eyes elitteIed with a revengeful
light. and she sang ''Sweet Home" for
HIM in the poorest kind of German and
made him believe it was the ''Mermaid's
Song" from "Traviata." eve are not
quite certain that there is ''Mermaid's
Song in ''Traviata, and we have a few
misgivings as to the spelling of ''Trav-
iata;" but when it comes TO winding up
a musical paragraph with confident,
high art, arabesque frieze and Gothic
dado ease and eaphonious resonance,
we occupy a chair IN the orchestra cir
Gle. clear down in front, first row on
the right. We should howl to holler.)
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

"MR. DAVIS" said the farmers wife,
81 bought six pounds of sugar here the
other day, and when 1 got it home L
found stone weighing three pounds i'll
the package!" Eyes, ma'am." .Can
you explain such a swindle, sir p 81
think l can," he placidly replied.
''When L weighed your eight pounds of
butter the other day L found a three
pound stone in the crock, and when l
weighed your sugar the stone must have
slipped into the scales. We are both
growing old, Mrs. Jones, and 1 presume
our eyesight has become more or less
Affected" She looked at HIM for half a
minute over her brass-bound spectacles,
and then said she had three dozen eggs
which she wanted TO exchange for some
hooks and eyes and red shirt buttons.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
Rupture Cured.

PHoESIxvILLE Pa, August 2oih, 1852.
DR.. J. b. MAYER s3l Arch Street. Phi
ladelphia. Dear .SiT;-I have been rup-
tured very badly, ii gaze me great deal
of trouble and very severe pain, so that
was confined TO my bed. received YOUR
treatment for rupture in December 1880.
and the following March 1881 | left my
support off and feel sOGnd to day.
Yours truly. f. B. ROssITEP.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
Vegetine.
Kidney Complaints.
nIcCASE OE THE ktnN VS.

The symptoms OF an acute attack Of iniamms-
fion of the kidneys are as follows: Fever, pain In
the small Of the back. and thence shooting down.
ward; numbness Of the thighs, vomiting, usually at
FIRST deep red color of the urine, which becomes
male and colOrless the disease increases and Il
discharged very often with pan and difficulty; ;
costiveness, aud some degree Of collie. In chronic
diseases Of the kidneys the symptoms are pain in
the back and limbs, dryness Of the skin, frequent
urinailons especially at night), general dTOpsy,
headache dizziness Of sight, indigestion, and PAL
ptatiOn of the heart, gradual loss of strength,
paleness and rufness Of the face, cough and short
ness OF breath.
In diseases Of the kidneys the vEGETusE gives
Immediate relief. IL has never failed 10 cure when
it Is taken regularly and directions followed In
many cases IL may take several bottles, especially
cases OF long standing. IL acts directly upon the
secre'iOnS, cleansing and Strengthening, removing
all distractions and impurities--A great many
can testify TO cases Of long standing having been
perfectly cured by The NEGErISE, even after try
ing many of the Known remedies witch are sad
10 be expressly for this disease.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

tCHRoNIc kicker" Yes we know this
isn't very much of a paper, not half as
good one rs you could get up. There
ISN'T an editor on earth who could. get
up as good paper as you could if you
wanted to. But then you haven't got
time, or you have other business that
you got into by mistake instead of being
an editor. It's a great blow to the
country. Can't you get off and come
and run this paper n week?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

.*"DUrability is better than show. |"
Durability of health is worth more than
the wealth of Vanderbilt. Kidney Wort
is mans co-laborer In maintaining health.
With healthy liver, bowels and kidneys,
men and women will always be in good
health. If the bowels are torpid, if piles
torment, If the back is full of pam, get a
package of X dn~y Wort and be cured
without more suffering.
The most brilliant shades possible,
on all fabrics are made by the Diamond
ID ss. Uneqnslled for brilllancy and du-
rabilI:y. 10 cents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22
BAKERS PAIN PASACEA cures pain In Man os
Beast Ear use externally or internally.

A LADY had in her employ an excel
lent girl, who had one fault Her face
was always in a smudge. Mrs.
to tell ber to wash her face without
offending her. and at last she resorted
to strategy. ''Do you know. Bridget, 3"
she remarked IN a confidential manner,
sit is said if you wash your face every
day in hot soapy water it will maze you
beautiful?" "Will it ?" answered the
willy Bridget: ''sure IT'S wonder We
never tried it, ma'am;''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

Mr. Craig, of Montreal, has produced
novel effect in the electric light by the
device of placing his rehectors unde. the
light and throwing the rays upward TO the
ceiling. 1t is found that by usirg this
method the light, as reflected back from
the ceiling, falls upon the person below
much softened, and far more agreeable III
tone than when reflected, directly dowr-
ward in the usual way. The glsrIng Gen.
ter of light is hidden by the reflector below
1t, and no longer offends the eyes. Oh
jects not exposed to direc, light are not in
shadow, as I'D cases of ordinary reflection.
but the whole effect Is described IS like
that of the sun i'm the Nnith.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

Pure cod liver oil. from selected livers,
on the seashore. by Caswell, Hazard S Co,
N. Y. Absolutely pure snd sweet. Pa
tients who have once taken 1t prefer it to
all Others. Physicians declare 1t superior
to all other OILS.
Chspped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Soap, made
by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

Young or middle aged men suffering
from nervous debility, loss of memory,
premature old age, as the result of bad
habits, should send three stamps for Part
VII of Dime Series pamphlets. Address
WORLDS DIsPENsAgY MEDICAL ASS nCIA-
TON Buffalo. n. \.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

ANOTHER mistress who had Just hired
a new cook made a tour of inspe ction
after she had kept her week. and found
a policeman locked up in the pantry.
"How did this man get here?" asked
the lady, severely. "I'm sure 1 don't
know" answered the girl, che must
have been left over by the old cook. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

- Keep % Jorr place and your place
ili keep YOU" But you cannot expect
TO keep your pisce without health, the
foundation of all success. For instance, a
railroad engineer in the enploy of the c.
NJ. & st. Paul X. II. hsJ been grievously
affected with diabetes for six years. He
took four boxes of KidneyWoTt and now
writes that he is entirely cured and works
regularly.
ny Feathers, ribbons, velvet can all be
colored to match that new hat by using
the Diamond Dyes, 10 cents for any
color
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

Is your hair falling out or your scaip
dlseased2 Carboline, deodorized extract
of petroleum, as now improved and per
fected, Is just the article you need. Buy
a bottle, and, like thousands who are using
it all over the land, you will value it rs the
choicest of al toilet preparations.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

''WHAT does in memoriam' mean,
pa?" asked Billy. ''Oh," said pa. be-
hind his newspaper, sit nothing. It's
something you write on the tombstone
of a man you are going to forget in a
week."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

GREASE spots can be removed from
silk by sprinklIng rench chalk on the
spot and leaving the garment away on
a shelf in dark closet. If the stain is
obstinate this may have to be repeated.
In ordinary cases this will be sufficient,
but where the grease is not fresh and
has spread it may be taken out by piac-
ing biotting paper over it and applying
a hot iron TO 1t. Do not let the iron
stand on it long. AMI II must not be
very hot, as there is danger OF the color
OF the silk being changed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

i CHICAGO reporter says of the Prip.
cess Louise: ''She has bright, intel
gent face, which lights up pleasant '
when she converses." Young man, yoi'
step on her train, and cause her dress t.
tear at the waist, and see if her fac,
lights up pleasantly when she converse 5.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

NRWToWN. Sent 2ql

NEwTowN, Pa, Sept. 29th, 1882.
DR.. J. b. MAYER, Dear .Sir:-I will
state % you that am all tight. and have
not worn the support since the Sth Of July,
and since then have been hard at work on
farm. There is no pain or soreness aiout
me nor has there been since.
Yours Respectfully.
G.. l.. SHwARTZ
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

PIPPIS PIes.-Twelve fine ripe pip
pins pared and grated, one pound of
white sugar, one-half pound of butter.
SIX eggs, whites and yelks separately
beaten, one lemon, grated peel aui juice
with nutmeg. Cream the butter and
sugar; stir in the beaten yelks, then
the lemon, nutmeg and apples, lastly.
the whites and cocoanut alternately.
Bake in paste, with cross-b;rs of the
same on top.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

A MAN in Duluth. according to Chi
cago paper, lost his left ear by the bite
of horse the very same day that man
in Georgia lost his right from the sana
cause. How much better is it to lie
about such things than it IS to harp on
the snake question.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

Bones can be reduced in the following
manner Place at the bottom of box or
barrel layer Of dirt three inches thick /;
then layer of fresh manure two inches
thick; next layer Of broken bones two
inches thick, and let the next layer be OF
wood ashes three IRches thick. Commence
the next layer with the manure, following
with the bones and ashes, continuing the
layers until the box or barrel is within
TWO or threc inches of being full. Pour
water in until the whole is well saturated,
but do not let it run away TO waste. Keep
the mixture damp with the water that runs
of, adding warm water from time to time
20 supply that lost by evaporation In
few weeks the mass viii he thoroughly
decomIOsed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

'Do you subscribe to all the articles
of the AthaDasian creed ?" was asked an
old lady. 'No, / don't I can't afford
1t. There's a collection next week for
the Convention Fund, and l can't do
any MORE" was her reply.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-11-22

ARTISTIC CHHST OF DRAWERS, Among
the improvements in artistic furniture
is handsome chest of drawers of ma
hogany, cherry or white ash, with brass
handles and trimmings. At one side a
door piece an inch wide runs from top
to bottom, with a brass-mounted lock
key. BY turning this spring lock the
whole set of drawers is closed, and saves
the trouble of fastening each separate
drawer A match piece, with mock key
hole, is placed on the opposite corner Of
the chest of drawers.
LOVELY LITTLE BRACKETS for the wall
are now made of ebonized wood, with
the back shaped exactly like round
Japanese fan. The shelf and the lower
part, including the handle Of the fan,
are of the plain black, but the fan must
be decorated in gay colors. An ingen-
ious woman may improve the appear
ance of an ordinary bracket by tacking
round fan to the wall behind it.
To CLEAN Tortoise SHELL.-Put on
the ornament one drop or two o. sweet
oil and rub it well In with the ball of
the thumb until all greasipess disap-
pears: a brilliant polish will thus be
produced and afterwards, if such fric-
ton with the hand is frequently used,
the bright appearance OF the tortoise
shell may be easily preserved.
SEALING-wAx FOR FRUIT CANS. Take
resin eight ounces, gum shellac two
ounces, bees sSax half an ounce, and
if you desire TO have it colored, English
vermilion one and half ounce. Melt
the rosin aud stir in the vermIlion, If
used. Then add the shellac slowly, and
afterward the beeswax. This will make
quite a quantity. ard may be melted
Tor use when wanted.
10 CLEAN A BLACK SILK DRESS
Take one quart Of water and put into it
an old Kid glove and boil it down to one
pint; then take sponge or soft piece
of flannel and sponge it over: then iron
it on the wrong side while it is damp.
it will look bright and new aud will he
quite stiff For light-colored silk take
white glove.
To REMOVE INK FROM WooD.-Dilute
half teaspoonful OF oil of vitrol with
large spoonful of water aud apply it to
the ink spot with feather. Let it lie
for few minutes and rub it off quickly,
and repeat it if not removed.