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Scientists now all admit that most disels
are caused by disordered Kidneys or lHa
and that il these great organs are keTH
perfect condition, health will be the rGsd'
WARMERS SAFE KIDNEY AND l.IVIsA
CURE
Is made from 4 Simple Tropical Leaf
dBE ERAHkE3 VALUE.
And is a POSITIVE Remedy for the fOl9Fl
ing Troubles:
Pain in tEse Back : Severe &eadS
sICEaGss ARiEEiRaosss KslOas5Hs;
hnfsaEsHcsl h1yess A 'nEFeG
EetsliElg lsfgEst
fSSEesEtss
HRnins ia aIae H4osvcF PR1,G o3ths
EsOGys Fa2EsiEasioEs Of lhe
RResT-t aREESBsslGe /: Gravel;
Painful EJT5RaEiON
We ssl1FzsE4 HNeVers
Fever 81 AgEc:
And all diseases caused by the Kid1mI
Liver Or Urinary Organs being out of order
1t Is a Safe and Certain cure for all Fenal
diilicnities such as
AIeUCOTE'EAGssI hRflRna&fOK Of I'D
sEOIlaI9: Failing o. Elae w 0nsb;
liberation OF thae womb.
1t will control and regulate MQnstTuatil
and is an excellent and safe remedy for
males during pregnancy.
As a Blood Purifier it is unegualed TOT
cures the organs that make the blood. For
Bells; GmFbuRCiGs; SCEGfEiaa
White Swelling; Salt RheHIn;
Poisoning by Mercury or
amy other Drug,
1t is certain in every case.
For EnGoHtinence; Impoteucs
Pains liza the I4oins, and
All Similar Diseases.
II is q safe. sure and quick Cure.
1t is the only known remedy that has elIut
BE-iEhG's Disease.
As proof of the purity and worth Of thl
Great Natural Remedy, read the following
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS.
S. a. baltimore, Phi. d., i. /. d.. Pro-
fessor of Chemistry in the UniverslIg q
Rochester n. T., knowing the popularity aai
merit of Warmers Safe Kidney and LgT
Cure, after a thorough Chemical Anasas
has furnished the following statement;
UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER
CHEMICAL IIABoRATeRY,
ROCHESTER,, N. Y, Jan. I lsS
Mr.. II. H. Warner has plHced in my Pgssas'
sion the formula Of the medicine niaggias
tured and sold by him under the gsnaItl
designation of WARMERS SAFE klDeHi 4
AND LIVER CURE. | have investigated Aa I
processes Of Manufacture, which aie eoai
Quoted with extreme care and according . 4
the best methods. / have also taken IRON " \
laboratory samples of all the materials g'el
in the preparation Of this medicine, and illNl
critical examination / find them, as Nsllss
the medicine into which they enter, to ne x.
tirely free from poisonous on deleserious sAD' \
stances.
S. a. LATTIAiQlk'
This Remedy which has done such VIZ
iers, is put up in the largest sized Dofts Y \
any medicine upon the mark 9t, and Is sol9 Z
Druggists and all dealers at ss1.2A psf I gss
lie. For Diabetes enquire for WAhAA.As
SAFE DIABETES CURE. IT is a POSITIVE
Remedy.
M. IA. EFAEeNER a. SltY
Eg0cEResfeI.. N ~
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Il. $. Wood 81 Son.
nos. l2s. I2I, I24, Strand,
GALVESTON.
Hardware: Hardware \
DEALERS IN

Guns. Cutlery, Iron Castings, Axes.
Nails, Betting, Tinware, Wood
ware, &c., &e.
Plows, Plow Points saddlerg. &c, Sc.
We will be pleased tohave q trial or
der. ngliel viii have prompt attention.
Dec rs. 1878
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1882-10-21
SUCCESSION SALE.

Rg Reserved seats now sale at VIM.
c. Erieke's store.
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1882-10-21

S. a. IATfIlliyfh'
This Remedy which has done such VIZ
ders, is put up in the largest sized bottle y
any medicine upon the market, and IS sola Y
Druggists and all dealers at $z.2h psf iI ass.
tie. For Diabetes enquire for WAlsAE ss
SAFE DIABETES CURE. IT is a foalHS
Remedy.
Al. IA. WARMER ~ SlgY
Rochester. N n
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y " B2faN Proportion.
Il. ". THOMPSON, Basiness Manager,
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HATES OF ADVERTISING.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
IRONTON, MO-, THURSDAY. APRIL 13. 1882.

fact that children are fond of variegat-
ed imagery. Maps are drawn on states
and blackboards. Outlines Of States,
rivers, cities, lakes, etc., give q pleas
ing variety, and through this a solid
foundation is laid in actual experience.
! may notice in this connection the
diagram system of imparting instruc-
ton. This may be made an education
al means to great end, or 1t may be
made hobby to aid fuss aud feath-
ers" teacher. Pupils taught by the
diagram system, without motive to
secure results, get little or no instruc-
ton. Pupils starve if fed on skeletons
alone. would then avoid mere out
line work. Let the analysis of princi-
Piles go hand in hand with diagrams, if
you would secure the best results.
Theory and practice of teaching,
school management, and all the edu-
catlonal principles and methods are
based upon the laws of mind. The
nature of attention and the art of Sc
curing it; the nature of perception,
memory, imagination, and thought,
and how to cultivate these powers
these are the things the teacher must
understand, in order that he may
adapt matter and method to the wants
Of his pupils. Education is defined as
the science of human development. It's
principles are based upon knowledge
Of human beings and the intricate
workings of the intellect. It is the
grand finale of human requirements,
and theory and practice are the means
through which this great end is ac-
complished.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
VOLUME XIV.
rhe IRON coUNTY REGISTER
OmCial Directory.

LowxDEs H. DAVIS, N. c., Fourth District,
Cape GiEnrdeau.
BERNARD ZwARr, u. 3. Commissioned, East'
err District OF Missouri, Ironton. -,
THos. MABRgY. State senator OF 24th DIS
JNo. L. THoMAs, Judge Goth Circuit, Hills
6oro.
WILL r. EDGAR, Prosecuting Attorney
Trenton.
]. w. BRRRYHAN, Representative, Arcadia.
FRANz DINGRR, Presiding Judge. lronfon ;
DAVID II. PALMER, Belleview, and os II CLARK
soy, Asnapolis, Associate Judges.
JoHN. F. T. EDWARDS, Judge OF Probate
Court, ironton.
w. A. FLETCHER, Sheriff. Irontou.
JAMES BuroKp, Collector, Ironton:
JosBPH HUFF Clerk Circuit Court, lronton.
q. &. NALL. Clerk County Court. Ironton.
/ q. WMIrwoRrH, Treasurer, IrOnton.
WV. E. BKLl., Assessor, Bell-view.
JACOB T. AXE, Public Administrator IRON
toa.
J. GRASDHoMNR, Coroner, Ironton.
Y. C.. GRIFrITu, County School Commis-
sisnsr for Iron county, Missouri, Ironton.
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Churches.

Mass every Sunday AT O'Clock A. n. In tn"
CNspsl sf the rcadia College. Evening instrtic-
slsa, followed by BcnedictiOn Of the Blessed Sac
ssnens, ut O'Clock. At Pilot Knob Catholic
Charch Mass 10 celebrated every Sunday morning
ss 10 o'clock.
r. CHURCH, Cor. Revnolds and Mountain
emssss, Irontsn NJ BELL, Pastor. Residence:
Irsaton, No. Services, second and Fourth sum
days in each month sabbath School every SUM
dav noruisg. at > O'CLOCK. Prayer Meeting every
Tharsday evening. at o'clock.
SaRvrCss at the Bsptist church IN Irouton
Sa the see snd Sabbeth in each month, at II O'Clock
10 sslay eveaiug GRORGE BOUL.sHER, Pastor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
silver Spoons:

During the last few weeks two of the
leading houses OF St. Louis hav been
cutting prices on silverware, and made
a speciality of spoons. The competing
houses advertised extensively, and in
one of the daily papers it was announc-
ed that "soli.l sterling" silver spoons
would be sold at 81 .25 per 'doz.n This
seductive line caught the eye of one Of
our young druggists, who holds forth
on the south side of the square, and he
determined at once to supply q house
hold necessity. After getting full in
formation from leading authorities as
to the meaning Of sterling" rs used
by the dealers, he sat himself down to
make an order for silver spoons that
would supply himself, his children and
their children for generations to come.
A small boy was sent with word to his
wife to dispose of the singla-plated,
dOuble-plated. triple-plated and spoons
of baser metal, that had grnwn tar
nished in service, as new and better
era was at hand.
The order was written and then re-
written each time as he decided to in
crease it, and 1t was with great Difficult
ty that he at last overcame the SELFISH
ness of his nature that welled I'D in
his breast when he thought of buying
silver spoons so cheaply. After fierce
struggle with his baser feelings he CON-
cluded that twelve dozen would do, as
q larger order might arouse the suspic-
ions of the house, and he had about
concluded his work when a bystander
referred to the weakness Of the typo
graphical fraternity, and suggested that
perhaps the printer had made mis-
take In putting it "doz." when 1t should
be "Oz."
The features of the druggist under
went q fearful change. The smiling
face of gcod-natured man was warp
ed BY the lines Of disappointment and
grief, and his friends shed tears at his
distress. AS he became satisfied of the
imposition, he gradually regained his
dispatch-bearer home to countermand
his former orders. But, alas! too late.
An obedient young wife had done
as instructed, and from the back
door she had shied the condemned
spoons to a remote corner of the back
yard.
Deep darkness had settled over the
scene, and as she began to mediate
upon the treachery and deceit of her
liege lord she shut the door with a
slam and sought refuge in the arms of
morpheus. The last scene in our mar
rative Is supposed to represent the man
of the house as he sailed forth in the
early morning light and picked the
discarded spoons from their resting
places, in order that the breakfast
table would have its usual convenience
es and that the solemn face of the
housewife would assume its wonted
cheeriness.
The trials and tribulations set forth
i'm the foregoing chapter are chargea-
BILE to the blundering printer who ad-
ded I'D" to 'oz." and thereby placed
silverware at Poplar Bluff
Citizen.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Societies..

HIDIAy CHAPTER. No. al, r. A.. meets on
sn the First and Thirl Tuesdays in every month.
~ o'clock 2. ~, in the Masonic Hall, lrontOn
SrAR OF THE WEST LoDGE M. 133. A. F. & A.
NJ. meets In Masonic Hall. Ironton. on the Satur-
aay OF or preceding the full moon in each month
Mosaic LODGE No. 35l, A F & A NJ, meets
In the Masonic Hail. Cross Roads, on the Safur-
day Of or preceding the full moon in each month
I1oyroN ENcAMPNFNr No, % / D u. F.,
meets in tho Ol,l- Fellows Hall, ironton. on the
First and Third Thursdays OF every month.
Iron LODGE No. 1O7 I. o. o. F. meets every
Monday evening, Mt its Hall, in Ironton.
Pu9BB LopGR No 3SO 10 OF, meets every
Thursday evening, in Masonic Hall, Cross Roads.
VALLEY L~DaE. No 1870 KNIGHTS
XXA or HONOR. meet alternate Wednesd day
WW evenings, as follows March LIST, 18th,
H}k and 2sth; A prii 18th and 18th; May 10th
and 2ith; and June 7th and 2Ist.
W. W. NALL, Reporter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Various Matters.

Storks are the latest agony amo ng
bird fanciers.
Champagne Is drunk In the private
boxes at the opera in Philadelphia.
A movement is on foot to secure q
church for Rev. DR.. Min In Chicago.
Mrs. Julia Ward Howe learned
Greek after she was fifty years of
age.
Cinnamon are emigranting to Vito
ria, British Columbia, by the thous-
and.
The telephone will not work in the
Nevada mines, because the magnates
rust.
A San Francisco clergyman propos-
es to introduce harp music into his
church.
Ex-Postmaster-Gen Key is lee
turing in the South on "Our Yankee
CUusins."
A number of young Chinese officers
have arrived in France for a course
of study.
Ex-Postmaster-Ge General James has
bought a house in Gram ercy Park,
New York.
Cincinnati people wish to hear the
name pronounced "Cincin-nah-tee,o "
not "Cincinnatta."
Johann Strauss, the waltz writer, has
been engaged to conduct musical per-
fOrmances in New York.
Cottage flower shows have done much
toward diffusing a love of flowers among
the poorer inhabitants of London.
All the original MSS. of Longfellow's
works, both in prose and verse, have
been preserved ahd bound by him.
Moody and Sankey are drawing mul-
their first great success in revivalism.
Senator Harris, of Tennessee, the
successor of Andrew Johnson in the
Senate. is proud of his ability as car
penter.
A Massachusetts manufacturing firm
has subscribed for 800 copies Of st.
Nicholas to be sent to its employees
children.
AS compared with population, the
percentage of marriages Is greater In
France than in England. but the birth
rate is smaller.
Monaco, whose 10, ZOO inhaitants live
entirely on the profits of the gaming
tables, has 164 priests to look after its
spiritual welfare.
It is stated that Longfellow wrote
forty-twO distinct works. Many of
them have been translated into thir-
teen different languages.
All the women of fashion In London
are wearing caps modelled on one worn
by Mrs. Langtry rs Kate Hardcastle,
with quaint. full border of lace
A lunatic who jumped from q swift
train in Michigan was almost
killed by the shock, but has been per-
fectly sane ever since his recovery.
The London Figaro of March 18th
says that the Prince and Princess of
Wales will, after the present seasOn,
pay q visit to Canada via New York.
Chewing tobacco is to be used for re- |
wards of merit In the Illinois State |
prison, each well-behaved convict re-
ceiving paper or plug once week.
Four young ladies of Michigan, wish
ing to find life of adventure OH the
plains, etarted down Grand river in q
boat. They have not since been heard
from.
The late Mr.. Longfellow was four
times rendered foreign mission, and
as many times declined the profferei
,onor. The last offer came from Mr..
Hayes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Final Settlement.

Notlce is hereby given to ali crelitors and
other: interested in the estate Of William
white, deceased, that we, Luke L. White
ana John &. Wilson, administrators of said
estate. intend to mike final settlement there
OF at the next term of the Probate Court of
iron county, to he held at the Court House
IN Ironton, Iron county. Missouri, on the first
Monday In May naxt-same heing the first
day of May, A. ID. 1882
LUKE L WHITE,
JOHN G. WILSON,
mroo'5f Adm illustrators.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Final Settlement,

Notice Ia hereby given to all creditors and
others interested in the estate Of James Gard
ner, deceased, that I, Archibald Gardner,
administrator of said esta.e, intend to make
nnal settlement thereof at the next term OF
the Probate Court of Iron county. to be held
az the Court House in Irnnton, Iron county,
Mo-, on the first Monday in May neyt-same
being the first dav of MAY, A. - 1882
ARCHIBALD GARDNER,
Administrator
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Final Settlement,

Notice is hereby given to all creditors and
Others interested in the estate of Isaac Mich
OILS, deceased, that 1, James N. Semauds,
administrator of said estate, intend to make
final settlement thereof at the next term of
the Probate Court Of Iron county. to be held
at the Court House I'm Ironton Iron county.
Mo-, on the first Monday In May nrxt-same
being the LIST day of Nav. A. ID 1882
JAMES N. SENANDS,
mr3Or87 Administrator.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Grateful Women

None receive SD much benefit, and
none are SO profoundly grateful and show
such an interest in recommending Hop Bit
ters as women. 1t Is the only remedy pecu-
liariiy adapted to the many ills the sex Is al
most universally subject to. Chills and fever,
indigestion or deranged liver, constant or
periodical sick headaches. weakness in the
back or kidneys, pain In the shoulders and
different parts OF the body, n feeling Of lassi-
trlde and despondency, are readily removed
by these Bitters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Constipation is disease-maker to all

Constipation is disease-maker to all
human beings. The rich and poor, the
old and young, male and female are its reg
ular victims. At the bedside the physicians
first question Is, How are your bowelsr -
This condition has many causes, and leads
to many diseases, as follows: indigestion,
acid stomach, heartburn, fever, biliousness,
81 siek headacne, torpidity Of the liver collie,
appetite, ETC., etc. These conditions can all
be removed by the use of '.Bailey's Saline
Aperient," which is a pleasant and spark
ling purgative, acting speedily and freely
upon the stomach, bowels and liver; reliev-
ing Indigestion, curing sick headache, heart
burn, and acid stomach; cools and quiets in
fever; never produces pain or nausea.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

Man sims by digestion. He will eat
and drink though he knows 1t insures bis
destruction. But women-because she is
vain, sins by her respiration, and will not
hesitate to put stay on her chest, though
by that means she puts u stay on her lease OF
life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

The authorship and actual words OF
the celebrated lines, "And shall Trelawny
dier' have at length been settled by the re-
production Of the entire ballad-one Of the
finest of its kind in the English language
and an explanatory note by the author, the
Rev. Robert Stephen Hauker, late vicar of
Norwenston, Cornwall, who was, before his
death, received into the Roman Catholic
Church. It appears that the Rev. Mr.. Hau-
ker gained the Newdgegate prize for poetry
at Oxford, and that he was at one time re-
gartled as the rival of the laureate. It is
certainly well that his memory has been re-
yived, for undoubtedly many students OF
English literature never heard of him before.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

It is remarkable that Bulwer, Dick
ems, and Thackeray were alike unhappy in
marriage. Thackeray's wife was insane near
ly all her married life. In all cases the wives
survived the husbands.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

CIRcUrr CoUer is held on the Fourth Mon
day In October and April.
COUNTY COURT convenes on the First Nom
day Of March, June, September and December
PRoBArn COURT is held on the First Monday
In February, May, August and November
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
MOTHERS READ THrs.-"My' wifi

MOTHERS READ THIs.-"My wife
and daughter haye both been afflicted for
several wears with terrible female complaint
which kept them prostrated for months ut a
time. Ny wife had falling or the womb and
leucorrhna, with extreme nervousness,
loss of appetite and general debility, while
INV daughter had what Is termed chlorosfs,
or green Sickness, which affected every or
gan of the body, becoming pale, feeble,
emaciated, and unfit for any duty of life.
spent hundreds Of dollars for doctors and
patent medicines, without effect for good. I
was advised to try DR.. Dromgoole's English
Female Bitters, and to my great delight,
thirteen bottles cured them, sound aud well. .
Thus speaks Mr.. Arch Speers, of Mississippi.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

The New York Court Of Appeals has
decided that married women are the rightful
owners of articles of personal adornment and
conveniencecomingfr from their husbonds, and
can bequeath them ut death to their heirs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
u. s. Land Office Notice.
LAND OFFICE AT lRoNToN. Mo-,

March 22i, 1882.
Notice 10 hereby given that, In pursuance of
instructions contained in letter of March 10Th,
1852 from the Hon. Com. Gen. Land Office.
we will, on Friday, April 2Sth, 1882, at 10
O'Clock NJ. at the office Of the Re2isier
OF l.. g. Land Office. In lronton. Mo, Of
fer at public sale the northwest quarter VI
southeast quarter of aect'On 1, township 81.
north, of range l west, 5th Prin. Mer. Mo.
Should there be- no competition at time Of
offering, thereafter sail tract will he subject
to private entry by the first leral arplicant.
GEO. A. NOSER. Register.
GEO. II. CRUMB Receiver.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13

Victor, the eldest son Of Prince Je-
rome Napoleon, gives promise of attaining
high rank In the world of letters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-13
Administrators Notice.
mr3On81

Notice Is hereby given that letters of admin
,stration upOn the estate of Mary Hall. late of
iron county, deceased, and letters de honis non
ON the estate OF Thos. p. Hall, decreased have
been granted to the undersigned, s, I. Gay
and T. r. Gouldinc, by the Jud re of the Pro-
bate Court Of the county of Iron, in vacs-
Iivn, bearing date the day of March, 1882.
AL persons having claims against said estates
are REQUIRED tn exhibit them to ME for allow
auce i, hi. one wear after the date of saio l"t-
ters or they may be prec uded from any benefit
of surh estate; and 10 such claims il- not es-
hihited within two years from the time OF the
publication of this notice they will be forever
b,rre,i s. T.. GAY,
T. K GDULDING.
mr:AD AZ Administrators.
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