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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-05-02
Gut fir Babies.

gs freut uns, Der Wabrbeit seu,dB nit.
tbeilen 3u %t0nnen. baB Elm gatient. be-
lang nit llntsrIeibstranib .iten bebaf
tst mar, baburd permanent sebetIt wuroe.
bas feline Wuttsr 10 uerninftis mar, 80,
pfen:g itterS su ssbrauden, mpbnr9 aud
he uoutommsne @siuntbsit uno &raft.
bsren fts 70 LANCE entbsbrts. wieber e,lanSte,
= Die gItern, llniueriitp gusnue, Roae.
fer, q. O. Wan Isie Beiterss In ether
anbsrn Spalte bisies glattss.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-05-02

Paflnrrn Der usri6isbsnsn DenOmina
tionen empfebIen ben @sbraud pon Or
&ugut 80nis's hamburger Eropfsn.-
Steu. s. W. Erduter, &snpiQe, Citation,
Minn., ipriGt fi9 isbr ansrtennenb iibe,
beren Wirtuna aus.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-05-02

auf cine anfrase zines 9auotass. Gbss'
orbnetsn pssen bss 8sitritts' uon 2eb.
rem su 5reimaarsrs2osen anwOrtete guI.
tusminiitsr D. 9us, bic Steimaurer in Bui:
eru untsruirfen R5 benz 8sreinsssiese,
mslbstsn ibre 8orltdubs an unb Isstsn ibrs
Wit9lisostliite Dor; bisieIbsn ieien babsr
nidt oils ssbeims Ssrsins gu bstra5ten,
bsnen 8samte nidt bsitreten b~irftsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-05-02
Ceiterrei&suuaarn

am s. glpriI sins auf Der YufertbaIsr
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
A Husbands Preparations.

The other morning when a Detroiter
seated his wife in car on the Michi-
gan central to make the journey to
Chicago alone he took n look around
him and said to her;
snow, love, if you should want the
window raised here are dozen gentle
men who will break their necks to ac
commodate you"
"Yes dear
"If you feel lonesome and want
somebody to talk with about affairs in
Egypt, Noah's ark or the ice period
don't hesitate to call upon any of these
gentlemen
IL understand"
"You won't know enough to leave
the Car at noon and get your dinner
and you had better ask some of them
to accompany you. If they offer tC
pay for your meal don't be squeamisl
about it.
"Of course not"
"Gou want to read to pass away
time. IT so, any of these gentlemen
will be only too happy to purchase yor
half bushel of the latest books anG
magazines. BE careful to save EN- fol
me to read when you get home"
sand you say to them we have beer
married four years; that we do not live
happily together; l am a domestic
tyrant; you have strong thoughts o
procuring divorce; you feel that you
could love the right sort of husband
you like oranges and peanuts you are
innocent and confding; you hav,
never travelled; you are afraid of get
ting lost in Chicago, and you will b,
ever so much obliged to any one who
will get you hack, see to your trunl
and pay all your expenses. Goodbye
love.
"Good-bye, darl.'
And wasn't it strange that not on,
single man in that car even spoke t
that lady in ride of three hundred
| miles?
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
POETICAL.
THE BROOK.

Little brook Little brook
You have such happy look
Such very merry manner, as you sw erve and
curve and crook
And your rpples, one and one,
Reach others hands and run
Like laughing little ch ldren In the sun
Little brook, sing TO me
Sing about bumblebee
That tumbled from lily-bcl and grumbcd mum
bling,
Because he wet the Him
OF his wings, and had to swim,
While the water bugs raced round and
laughed at him.
Little brook, sing n song
OF a leaf that sailed along
Down the goden-braided centre OF your current
swift and strong;
And dragon NY that lit
on the fitting rim OF II,
And rode away and wasn't scared bit
Little brook, laugh and leap,
DO not let the dreamer weep;
Sing him all the songs OF summer I'LL he sink In
sottest sleep;
And then sing soft and low
Through his dreams OF long ago
Sing back TO him the rest he usedt
know.
James WhteomJ Riley in tie Boston Transcript
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
How we Digest,

To make the process of digestion
simple, let me say that it begins in the
mouth and ends in the lungs. A man
swallows a mouthful of bread. We
follow it down the esophagus TO his
stomach. 1t now, by peculiar motion
OF the stomach, and as it touches here
and there, gastric juice starts out, like
sweat upon the forehead, and vets the
bread.
After couple of hours revolving
about within the stomach, the bread
IS changed into something that looks
like buttermilk This is chyme. Now
the gate at the right end of the stom-
ach opens and lets this chyme pass
through the first parts of the intestine.
There two new liquids are poured in,
one from the liver--the bile-the other
from the pancreas--the pancreatic
juice. These induce certain changes
in the liquid bread which makes it re-
semble milk. Now it is called chyle.
lnnumerable little mouths, which open
within the Intestine, suck up this milk
or chyle, carrying it to q small canal
and thoracic duct which lies upon the
backbone, and through it runs up the
upper part of the chest and is poured
into large vein just under the left
collar bone. Through this vein it
reaches the right side of the heart, and
is then forced into the lungs, when it
comes in contact with the air. Now a
wonderful change comes over it. This
is produced by the addition of oxygen
to the milk like fluid. For given
quantity of this chyle, still larger
quantity of oxygen is added, and the
compound which comes of this union
between the bread and the oxygen is
the nutriment which supplies the wants
of the system. What takes place in
lungs is more important than anything
that precedes it, in the process of di
gestion. ...
For example, man may live on
fried salt pork, hot saleratus biscuit
and strong green tea q don't know OF
worse dose), if he lives on the West
ern plains and breathes pure air, he
will have purer blood, healthier skin
and will be freer from humors, than
another man who lives upon the choic
est grains and fruits, but who constant
ly breathes the air of close, furnace
heated house. In other words we may
truly say that, in considering the great
function of digestion, the lungs really
play a more important part than the
stomach itself
1t is really vital that the first and
last step in digestion should be well
done. First, chew well, and last
breathe well. If those two duties are
well performed substantial contrbu
tion will be made to our welfare.-B,
| Dr. DiO Telris
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04

ers turn to laugh "Do you mean to say,
Tom, it was that child you were think
ing of all the while?'
"Why, who else could it be ?" said
Tom. Sharply.
"Well," said mother, 81 ought to
have remembered you never did do any
thing like anybody else. But, still, why
in the world did you go to work in such
a roundabout way p
81 wanted to see how you took to my
dea," said Tom.
"And how do you suppose we were
to guess your idea meant May?" moth
er asked.
"Who else could it be?' repeated
Tom, falling back on what he evident
ly found unanswerable argument. 1t
was no Use talking to him. Mother
gave it up with a shake of the head.
"And you won't want another house,
then, Anne?" said Tom, suddenly
That set mother off again; Tom Joined
with her, and altogether / don't think
we ever passed merrier evening than
the one that made us acquainted with
Toms wife.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
OLD MEMORIES.

There's not a human heart but feels
At times longing for the past,
When some fond memory DER 1t steals,
And some old spell Is roundit cast,
II may be some forgotten bliss
That filed and thrilled 1t long ago;
A fathers smile II mothers kiss,
A sisters love tn 1t made 1t glow
Perhaps, in happier days gone by,
A deeper love was then enshrned,
Which gave lustre to the eye,
An Impulse to the youthful mind;
Till like flower too early chilled,
The dear one pined and passed away,
And anguish deep that bosom filled,
Which love had thrilled brighter day.
The faces that in chlldhoOds home
Had grown familiar to the eye,
Are with us still where'er we roam,
Whatever scenes around us lie
The melodies we love to hear
In other lands, when life was young,
And heard again by fancy's ear,
In all the charms OF mother tongue.
Where'er on earth we may soIOurn,
In frisid zone or torrld cline,
our thoughts through life would fondly turn
TO other days endeared by time.
And thus, at times, the heart Will feel
An earnest longing for the past
When some fond memories DER 1t steal
And some old spell Is round 1t cast.
Patrick f. Durkdn.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
DESPlSED.

BY unthinking, Burdock has been
considered weed, and its luxuriant
growth, unpleasant smell, etc, has
rendered it, those 'not knowing its
virtues a nuisance, and yet the root
has long been acknowledged 10y sa-
wants as most invaluable as a diurotic.
aperient and blood purifier. Burdocl<
Blood Bitters embody all its good
qualities, Price Sl.0O.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04

A lady whose husband was the
champion snorer of the community in
which they resided, confded to female
friend the following painful intelligence;
MY life has not been one of unalloyed
delight. ! have had the measles, the
chicken pox, the cholera, the typhoid
fever, and intlammatory rheumatism
but ] never knew what real misfortune
was until | married q burglar alarm.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04

SIS there such thing as luck ?" asks
a correspondent There is. For in
stance if you go home at two o'clock
in the morning, after promising your
wife to be in early, and find her asleep
ana don't tumble over any chairs, that's
luck, but II isn't to be depended on
oil City Derrick.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
How's THE BABY.

slows the baby7" "IIis Group is
better this morning, thank you. We
gave him some of Thomas Eclectric Oil
as you advised, doctor, and shall give
him some more in an hour or so.
Next day the doctor pronounced the
| youngster cured.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
BLOOMSBURG Pa, FRIDAY AUGUST 4. 1882. @

For Dyspepsia,
q stive es 3,
Sick Headache,
G hronic Diar-
rlina. Jaundicc,
Iinpurity Of the
Blood, Fever and
Ague, Malaria,
and all Diseases
.u.4aaI hx na.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04
Rates or AOvsSTIs'ra

Yearly Advertisements payable quarterly. Tran
sent advertisements must be paidfor before insert
cd except where parties have accounts
legal advertisements two dollars per inch fol
three Insertions, and az that rate for addluona1
insertions without reference TO length
Executors Administrators, and Auditor notices.
three dollars. Must be paid for whenl Inserted.
Transient or Local notices. ten cents line, regu-
lar advertisements half rates.
cards the Business Directory" column, oneI
dollar ear for each line.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-08-04

Care-worn persons, students, weak
and oyerworked mothers will fad in
Browns Iron Bltters a complete tonic,
which gives strength and tone to the
whole system.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
A p,shon,s Exnerience of Death.

In sermon in the Tabernacle NJ. Z. church,
Philadelphia, on Sunday last, Bishop Bowmen, of
st. Louis, who is brother-in-law of Rev. ". l.
D. GLENN, pastor of TowsOntown NJ E. church,
related the following:
"On my return from Japan preached in Cali
fornia, and probably OverwOrked myself, and on
the last Sunday in February, after holding divine
service in my St. Louis church, returned home,
where was Immediately taken sick with linger-
ing fever, which the physician predicted would
end fatally. At this point 1 seemed to fall into
kind of ecstacy, when / actually did not know
whether was alive or dead. l imagined that L
was on board most magnificent ship, and heard
the captain say stop herr and which thought
to be the voice Of my Divine Master, when my
young Is-months old child, who had died twenty
wears ago. came to me and said that she had heard
that was coming, and had come to meet me-
After some little conversation, which 1 do not
recolIect, she said: Do you not think that have
grown, papa ?" She then rose in form OF glory
which I have never before witnessed, and never
more expect to see until l die, and then returned
to her usual stae saying that she had come IN that
shape to see if l should know her. She then said
that MANY friends had asked after me and were
awaiting my coming and that an old lady and
gentlemen had taken her up and kissed her, say
ing that her papa was their boy. I then asked her
where her mamma was. 'Oh, she is off doing
something for the Lord, but will be at the wharf
to meet us on our arrival All this left an i'm
preston upon me by the magnifcenee of the sur
roundings and it was season of great precious
ness to me. 1t seems to me that L have come
hack from the other world, and although it is Pc
culiar for me to say that I was dead, it seems as
if was not in the body"
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
Railroad Time Tables.
Maryland Central Railway.
pa - q 60; -:
TAKING EFFECT NOVEMBER 9TH, 1882.

Trains leave North Avenue Station daily, ex-
cept Sunday, for Towson, Loch Raven, Glenarm
and way stations at 6.45 and 9.15 4. NJ, and 24O,
4.3O and ll.45 P. NJ, and for Towson and inter
mediate stations at 1l.30 A. NJ. and and P. NJ.
Returning, trains leave Glenarm for North Ave
nue. at 7.25 and 9.15 A. M, and 2.4O, 4.3O and
els P. NJ, and Towson for North Avenue at 6, s
and $50 A. NJ, and 1880, 3.15, 5.O5, $50 and
1890 p. M.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Leave North Avenue for Towson, Loeb Raven,
GIenarm and way stations at II A. M. and P.
NJ, and Glenarm for North Avenue at A. M. and
$3.50 P. NJ.
S. G. BOYD, Superintendent.
Nov. lift
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
What Trains are Worth.

From the Indianapolis Journal
But few persons, as they see one of the fast ex-
press trains fit by aware of the value OF such
a train What is known as the royal limited ex-
press over the Pennsylvania road, as the train Is
ordinarily made up, represents over S12O,OOO, as
follows: Engine, $4,000; baggage car, Sl,2OO;
smoking car, $4,000; dining-room car, $4,000; ];
five elegant Pullman cars, $4,000 each, 100000.
While this may seem to be an exception, the or
binary express trains represent $685. 600 to Ss5OOO
The engine andtender, which are considered to-
gether, valued at SIC, 800; The baggage car, ST.
600 the postal car, $4,000; the smoking car,
s5,OOO the two ordinary passenger cars, $4,000
each, and three palace cars, $4,000 each; total,
SS3,000 This is low rather than an excessive
estimate of one of the fast expresses. The palace
cars, put down at $4,000, are in many cases
worth $4,000, and some Pullman cars are now
run which cost in the neighborhood of $4,000.
1t is stated that the average value of freight
train is still greater than passenger train, when
the rolling stock and value ofproperty carried are
included. Sometimes the freight on one of these
through trains aggregates in value S250,OOO to
$500 000 and what is a little singular is the fact
that the trains moving westward are more valuable
than those moving eastward large per cent. of
the west bound busnessi is merchandise or valuable
machery, while nearly rs per cent. of the east
bound business is grain, which is carried in car
costing $3.50, and the property carried will aver
age $400 per car that the entire train of twenty
five cars, engine included, are not worth over
S34 900 to S35, 900.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
Miscellaneous.
YORK ROAD RAILWAY.
10. Il:IIlE:I
518&.1ss:,,zsr{A

=L82ZN-sszZSlESEA
ON AND AFTER MONDAY, JULY II, 1882,
Leave Baltimore and Holiday streets as follows
BALTIMORE TO WAVERLY.
At $50, and 100 A. NJ. Every fifteen minutes
from 700 to 1000 A. NJ. every thirty minutes
from 1000 A. NJ. to 2.30 P. NJ; every fifteen min
utes from 2.3O P. NJ to $50 P. Nj at 900, 93e, 1000
1880 and 1l.3O P. N.
WAVERLY TO BALTIMORE.
Every fifteen minutes from $40 to 9.2O A. NJ;
every thirty minutes from 920 A. Mt 1.50 P. NJ;
every fifteen minutes from 1.5O P. NJ. to 7.50 P.
NJ; at $50, $780, $50 and 1850 P. NJ.
BALTIMORE TO G0VANST0WN.
Every half hour from $50 Am. to $50 P. NJ, and
at 1890 and 11.30 P. NJ.
G0VANST0WN TO BALTIMORE.
Every half hour from A. NJ. to $50 P. NJ, and
at $50 and 1890 P. NJ.
BALTIMORE TO T0WS0NT0WN.
At half-past each hour from $50 A. NJ. to $50
P. NJ, and at $50 and 1870 P. NJ.
TOWS0NT0WN TO BALTIMORE.
Each hour from I A. NJ. to 10 P. NJ.
To Western Maryland depot, fare cents.
To Greenmount Cemetery, fare cents.
To Charles Street Avenue, by Cars on North
Avenue, connecting with Hampden, Park Avenue
and City Cars, fare cents.
July22tAprill5
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
WONDERS OF THE YELLOWSTONE.
Mr.. James Carroll Tells Remarkable
Tale Of Remarkable Gorge.

Helena Mont.) Herald
: lanes Carroll, well-known citizen Of Helena,
Mont, recently made remarkable discovery in
the Yellowstone Park. He says; ''While waiting
for my companions, dismOunted and sat down
on a rock with my Winchester lying across my
knees. Around me was scene of grandeur. L
was in deep gorge which led down into the val
ley. On each side the gray cliffs lowered to
magnificent height. Behind me was the steep
uath down which had come through thick
growth of stunted pines, while in front Of and be-
low me was the gorge Ia quarter OF mile wide'
nerhansl its bottom covered from the foot Of one
cliff to the other with heavy growth of timber
After resting awhile, stood up and listened, ex-
pecting to hear my friends approaching; but not
sound met my ear. The stiffness was so deep
that feeling of uneasiness came over me, and
attempted to call out to my companions. But, al
though opened my mouth and went through all
the details of good lusty yell, not sound could
make. tried again, and with the same result.
couldn't understand it. My horse, which had
been standing quietly by me, noticed a movement
of the bushes near by, and, probably thinking her
equine friends were near, attempted Whlnny. IL
was a sad failure, for she could not make sound.
She was evidently as much astonished as Land
became uneasy. was. .On the point of mounting
and starting back up the mountain, when fierce
looking wild animal of the panther tribe stepped
ont of the bushes within about thirty feet OF where
was standing. 1t saw me instantly and stopped
to spring at me- 1 hastily brought my gun to my
shoulder and-ired, shall l say? No. pulled
the trigger but there was no report, although the
smoke pufed out the end of the gun and the wild
beast fell as if struck. Itimmediately jumped up
and hobbIed into the brush, but leaving trail OF
blood behind it. 1 was now confirmed in my Tor
mer suspicion that was in land of enchant-
ment, and although not at all superstitiOus under
ordinary circumstances, I would not have been
surprised now to see the devil himself jump out
from behind rock. 1 Immediately jumped on
NV horse and started back up the path. In about
a hundred yards met my companions, VINO were
all standing close together trying to talk 10 eaen
other, but although they seemed to pc shouting al
the ton of their voices they were really as DUMP
as the dead. Although I felt that Old Nick him
self was lust as likely as not to be on my trail,
could not help laughing at their odd gestures,
0rimaees and red faces from their efforts at making
themselves heard. They were pretty badly fright
ened, too. passed by them, and oecKone1 tnein
to follow me back the way we had come NO at
tempt was made at conversation. After going
quarter of a mile in silence 1 lost my way. One
Of nv comrades, who seemed to think he knew the
way back to the trail, came up close to me, and'
bending over SO that his mouth was close to my y
ear, with superhuman effort yelled, Let me lead
His shout nearly bursted my tympanum we had
,,ot ont of the charmed air.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
Western MARYLAND Railroad.

On and after Monday July 10, 1882, Passenger
Trains will leave Hillen Station daily, as follows
9.55 A. M.-Memphis and Atlanta Express for
Westminster, New Windsor, Union Bridge, Blue
Ridge, Hagerstown and all points on Shenandoah
Valley, Norfolk and Western, East Tennessee,
Virginia and Georgia, Memphis and Charleston
Railroads and their connections.
DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY.
$50 A. M.-Mail, for Hanover, Frederick, En-
mittsburg, Waynesboro', ,Chambersburg, Shippens-
burg, Hagerstown, Williamsport and intermediate
stations.
1905 A. M.-Accommodation, for Union Bridge
and intermediate stations, and for Hanover, Get
tysburg and points on II. j., II. & G. R. r.
! Through cars.
200 P. M.-Accommodation, for Reisterstown
(Glyndon) and intermediate stations.
400 P. M.-Express for Mt. Hope, Pikesville,
0wings' Mills, Glyndon, Westminster, New Wind
sor, Union Bridge and principal stations west, also
Frederick Through carr, Emmittsburg, Waynes-
boro', Pa, Chambersburg, Pa, Shippensburg, Pa.
5.25 P. M.-Accommodation for U. Bridge and
intermediate stations. Hanover, Gettysburg and
stations on H. j., II. & G. R. R. Through cars.)
$40 P. M.-Accommodation for Union Bridge
and intermediate stations.
SUNDAYS.
$40 A. M.-Accommodation for Union Bridge
and intermediate stations.
9.55 A. M.-Memphis and Atlanta Express.
2P. M-Accommodation for Union Bridge and
intermediate stations. Hanover, Gettysburg and
points on II. j., H. & G. R. r.
Trains arrive at Hillen daily, 7.05P. NJ; daily
except Sunday, 730, $40 i1.45 A. NJ, S.15, 500,
| $50 P. NJ; Sundays at $50 A. NJ, $3.50, 7.05
P. NJ.
All trains stop at Union, Pennsylvania avenue
and Fulton Stations.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18
Pen Picture of Talmage.

TaImage is described as follows by the Boston
Herald correspondent: 'His mouth, like church,
is more commodious than that of any other Amer
lean clergyman. Otherwise is a common looking
man. His hair is straight and reaches to his coat
collar behind, but not nearly to his forehead in
'front.' When be smiles you know it, but you do
not see the idiotic grin of clown. He steps high
in walking to and from the platform, but does not
jump up and crack his heels together. He uses
his arms freely in gesticuaton, but they never look
like more than two. He is not jumping jack
at least he was not on this occasion. Perhaps
there was nothing in the sermon exciting enough
to pull the string" The same writer credits
Talmage with memorizing his sermons so perfect
ly that without copy or notes, his delivery is al
most exactly identical with the manuscript which
he has studied. "When it is considered" he says,
"that the longest role in the play seldom equals
sermon in length, and that the actor is aided by
the breaking up of his lines into dialogue, by the
dramatic situations in which he is placed, and by
the prompter whenever his recollection fails, then
TaImage's two feats of memory every Sunday may
be fully comprehended."
The Baltimore County union., 1882-11-18

ROASTED COFFEE quickly becomes tough and
parts with its aroma and absorbs impurities when
exposed to the air. To ecctually preserve the full
strength and aroma of Coffee, we pack it unground
Immediately after roasting in 16 OF. net weight
TIN-FOIL Packages (for which we have the ex-
elusive Patent for the United States on Roasted
Coffee, by which it is more perfectly HERMETI-
CALLY SEALED than in any package offered to
the public. Thus it is rendered impervious to the
action of damp weather and the volatiziDg effects
of hot weather, and will retain its fine qualities
and full strength unimpaired in any climate, on
and or sea, for years. [Jan.21, ,'S2y.