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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Eminent st. Louis Physicians Say

Eminent St. Louis Physicians Say
"Colden's Liebig 8 Liquid Extract
of Beef and Tonic Invigorator is a
very agreeable article of diet, and particu-
larly useful when tonics are required, be-.
ing tolerated when other forms of animal
food are rejected. In Diptheria, Agise, Ma
barn, Typhoid Ferers, and euey depressing
disease, Its uss viii be attained rifh greet adpan-
tdge. We have prescribed it with excellent
success" j. III. Leslie, M. D; G. p. Coop.
NJ. d.; S. E. Parsons, NJ. d.; r. A. Vaughn,
N. d.; Drs. S. L. and j. G. Niedelet; Wn.
Porter, M. d and many others. (Remem.
Der the name, CoLDEN's-tase no other.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Why Arrested.

The BAzoo is in receipt of information
that Constable Douglas, of Scheli City,
yesterday arrested J. Sherman. at that
place, on the charge of completely in the
poisoning of an infant at Rockville, car
bolic acid having been the poison used.
sherman was recently arrested at Rock.
vile, charged with bigamy, and the wo-
man who swore out the warrant in that
case IL the one who gives Information
against him in the poisoning matter. He
seems to be in close quarters.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
A Good Plan.

Mayor Aesserly proposes to call on all
the merchants and other business men of
Sedalia, tomorrow, and solicit weekly
subscription from them, for the poor fond.
This seems like good plan and FEAST
bic one, as almost every man can and wall
give small weekly stipend, without miss
ing it.
Every Monday, officer Kelly will make
the collection of the subscriptions, and by
this means there will always be fund on
hand to meet emergencies. 1t is hoped
that the mayor will meet with q liberal
response.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Died.

December /, 1882. at Mexico. Mo, jaime
Carroll, aged about City years.
Mr.. Carroll was we'll known throughout
Missouri, having been circuit clerk Of
Audrian county fer twelve years, and was
reelected on the seventh of last month,
for another four years. He was polished
gentleman, good citizen. clever neigh
Dor, and an honest and capable official.
At Eau Claire, Wis, November %, 'S2, Of
pneumonia, Frederic E. Pearce, aged so
years.
Deceased lived in Sedalis, in 1SS0-lSS1,
and was connected with the NJ. z ct. Ry.,
and has many friends here who will be
panied to learn of his death.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
A Useful Invention.

Mr.. D. A. Clarke, of this clty. has just
received letters patent for very useful
invention. It is an improved bevel or
conformato intended to make any angle
Of q joint possible. That it will do this,
was fully shown in the BAzoo Office, last
evening, in the presence of several gentle
men. Mr.. Clarke is to be congratulated
on his success in this business. and the
BAzoO trusts he will find . large sale for
it. ss it certainly deserves.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
J. Clute& Co.
HINTS FROM HOUSTONIA.
Small Notes Jotted Down by q Ba-
zoo Scribe.

Col. Houston thinks mis- corn crop will
amount 10 ten thousand bushels.
John Grism, the Aeei-footed, killed
three wild turkeys one day last week.
-Ananias Brown visited bis parents,
Saturday. Ananias is locking we'll and
We wish him success
There was Protrac'ed meeting, all
last week, and to be continued indefinitely,
at The Christian church.
Mr. and Mrs James Guier have gone
to Kentucky Or . visit to friends and rela-
iives, and TO roam over the ground OF
their childhood.
-Webbur v. Morris shells about one
thousand buehe's of corn day, which is
being shipped by Fred Wilson, Lanydon
Brothers and others.
We wonder why the attendance at the
springs wss SO meagre this year. Was 1t
because Simons, Shobe and others did not
contribute their part vi the fountain in the
shape OF lager beer, etc?
-Hous,ouiau commerce is on the move
this week. Mr. Prince moves his saloon
pose, on the north side OF Main street.
w 0S0lUXtOu mOVSS lueO tuC
vacated BY Mr. Prince, aud Socket 4 Van
DyIe moves into the building vacated by
Washington.
"A few days ago We were out cunning,
and returned BY way of McAllis,er springs
We were going in to take drink from the
Salt Fountain of Life" but we're Informed
BY the proprietor that the springs we're
formally closed, and thst if We wanted to
20 in We must do so sfoot, 50 We did not
visit the springs. We presume the salt is
running low.
The Springs company is putting rus
tic trysling bridge. The bridge extends
across the gulch in front of the Hoffman
house, Just over the principal health re-
vivers. 1t will be % nice next summer to
sit on the bridge At midnight while the
clock is striking the hour, and drink salt
wafer with one corner Of your mouth, and
talk to yeur duckey from the other corner.
The man, Leonard Samples, who went
away With Mr.. Hoffman's horse has not
yet been heard from. He says he owns
land in Harrison county, Me-, and his
parents live somewhere in California. He
is about six feet tall. high gray eyes,
rather high cheek bones, . thin auburn
noustache, and pumpkin cOlored hair. Any
one giving Mr.. Hoffman information Of The
whereabouts of the said Samples, will b
literally awarded, By aJayhawke'.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
WEEKLY BAZOO,
SEDALIA, NO.,
TUESDAY, DECEMBER S, 1882.
Badly Hurt.

Yesterday morning T. Threlkeld q, fire.
painful accident at Montrose. He had
his head out of the cab window locking
for signals, and as the engine passed .
cattle chute, his face and shoulder struck
it, the former being badly cut, and the lat
ter considerably bruised. He returned TO
the city and had his wounds attended to-
Threlkeld is At his home on West Fourth
street.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Why Should They?

No man or woman can do satisfactory
work when the brain is dull, the nerve un-
steady, the system relaxed and they feel
generally wretche6. Why should anybody
drag through their work in this condition,
when bottle of Parker's Ginger ToLic
will, at moderate cost, give them the
strength and will to perform their duties
satisfactorily.-ED.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05

Horford's Acid Phosphate q Re-
freshing Drink.
DR.. A. L. Hall, Fairhsven, n. Y, says !:
SIT IL IN excellent substitute for lemon
juice, and will furnish refreshing drink
for the sick.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Wanted.

A girl to do general Homework in q
email family. Inquire At Parmerlee Bros.
12-3d-tf
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Catarrh Of the Bladder.

C6C6ffa OF the BIaQU6r.
Singing irritation, Inflammation, all
Kidney and Urinary Complaints, cured by
'Buchupaiba." 81.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

uA- 1.-The bees are swarming. and
there's no end to them" said farmer
Jones, coming into the house. His
little boy George came in . second al
terwards and said there was an end
to one Of EN-, anyhow, and it was red
hot, too.
B% "a fellow feeling makes u
wondrOus kini." but if the fellow
happens to be feeling in our pocket
for a roll Of bills or stray coias ".
don't feel kindly toward him.
p~ HAS your sister got a son OF
daughter" asked an Irishman of q
friend? Upon my life, +" was the reply
Il don't know yet whether I'm al
uncle or an aunt.
D%Josh Billings says that although
$4,000 insurance on q mans life vii
not exactly cause his corpse to arm |.
on the widow, it has powerful inAu
ence IN causing soma other man h
salile On her.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

MANNA.-Botanists and travellers
have been rather unsuccessful in at
tempts to ascertain the origin Of diff.
ferent kinds Of mama knowa to COM
mercO.
In the valley Of Gohr, TO the south
of the Dead Sea. sixteen hours onward
which leads into long valley, Burch-
ard found what he called manfil
dropping from the twigs Of several
kinds of trees.
According to his representations,
Arabs collect it and make il into cakes,
which are eaten with their nauseous
butter made from the milk Of sheep.
They churn it thus; A goat skin is
filled with milk and suspended be-
tween two poles. swung to and fro by
pulling an attached cord till it assumes
a new character-ag greasy, soapy mass
and that is Arab butter.
Mr.. TurEer found a grove Of tama-
rack trees near Mount Sinai in the
valley of Farran, which furnish what
the monks called mama. They were
bushy, about ten feet high, from which
drops of a sweetish thick fluid ooze.
If taken early in the morning before
the sun is up, it may be kept in earth
en- pots a considerable time. It il
used in lieu of sugar in the convent.
Commercial mamma, principally in
the hands of druggists. is a product Of
the punctured stem Of the ornus Eu-
rope. growing in Calabria. An arti-
Gle very similar in appearance and
medicinal properties is procured in
Sicily by the same kind of process.
Both have sweetish taste, are soft. of
a pale. yellowish color. and uSed for
their mild laxative quality rather than
food.
From the foregoing facts. it Ia very
clear there il not the slightest resem-
blance to that extraordinary nutritious
article which was miraculously pro-
vided for the children Of Israel in q
barren wilderness on q memorable oc-
casion while 10 their forty years per-
Q ;rinations toward the promised land.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

kKATHERED FRIENDS ~ SEA.-Bird6
at sea. whether wild in the air or tame
on board. are Of far more value 10
man than too many care to think.
For myseH. apart from all feeling
against unnecessarily destroying any
thing that has Gods life in il, I have
ever arrested mere wanton sport at
sea. II. however. for any usefulness.
the case il different. But the mars
killing for killings sake. or frosa
thoughtless or reckless whim. il 10 mo
distasteful. The pleasure Of watch
ing birds at 20. Nhekhef in the air or
examining lhe ocean waves crest, ii 40
rnAmy mimaa s6Fy kesn. Aud tEseNB
Is something more. too. 20 be consid.
ed. Mariners can often tell their way
by these birds, especially when near
ing coast.
well remember how I used 70
to watch for them on approaching cer-
tain coasts. such as parts Of Patago-
mia, too low to be seen at the orlina-
~ distance. Once, when coming from
Montevidso, with q mail and impor-
tant Government dispatches on board
for the Falkland Islands. I was able
to run on my coufse in safety owing
to a particular bird haviig joined
company with Us. On the occasion I
refer to, We were approaching the
land in thick misty weather With q
strong fair breeze. 1t had been clouded
over for day or two, so that my So
lar observations were somewhat dolbt-
full. | was anxious, for it was draw
ing toward evening. and | wishe to
get into Port Stanley with the mail
that night. 1t was, however, SO thick
that we could not see a mile ahead.
Presently, shrill noise was heard, q
tagging of wings made us look round
and above. and soon We saw what we
called the pilot" bird. knew my
distance now, for these birds never ty
beyond 80 many miles from land.
Therefore, we cautiously ran till
caught glimpse Of a bluff cape, them
steered more easterly, till after dark.
With clearer night. / sighted Cape
Pembroke light, aud knowing the pas
sages we'll worked my vessel up Port
William. then shot through the Mar
rows and anchored in Port Stanley
nearly opposite Government House,
about one o'clock in the morning.
Next day was thanked by his Ex-
cellency the Governor-himselfa a high
naval officer-for the quick trip made,
and the dispatches, beside long wish
ed-for correspondence, we had brought.
Bat to this day | thank Gods feath.
cred pilots. who had then aud often
shown me the way-CAaM6ey's Jour.
nal.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16
seA. al shall never forget her Ia,

81 shall never forget her last
words-her last sad, sweet words, -
said the sorrowing son-in-law as he
turned away from the grave and fol-
lowed the procession Of mouruers to
the little cemetery gate. His friend
tried to comfort him but felt how in
adequate is all earthly consolation to
a heart bersaved Of a mother-in-law.
What were her last, sweet words p
at length he ventured to inquire.
The poor sufferer raised his tear-stain-
ed eyes to his friends face and an
swered: "Take good care of Mary,
you frsckled faced galoOt." What il
home without mother?
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

-.
ASSEMBLE. That's = new dodg. q,
P0IIexfen's. We never had Iadies A.
= meeting Of the Lively Crickets b.
f0ra. Wonder what Nrx. p vould
cay ifsks knew
Dear me. ma'am + sa;d Bsssev the
maid, IS she fastened the yellow la
burnum blossoms into her mistress
ebon tresses. there's such a-many
rentsdow stairs. Flocking;n ma'am
Just like q swarm o. bees.
Is thereT said Nrs. Poilexfen.
nervously. DO help me with thi.
glove bolton. Betsev. I told Kate
Lee and the Mics MneRleskons "a In.
Hisn nlf fhs enhnn asnE.eraan her
knew.
'Yes'm,' nodded Betsey: but these
gentlemen ain I young. They re most
ly bald and middle-aged, ma am, lik.
master"
Never mind-they're gentlemen,
all the same. said Mrs. Pollexfen,
preparing to hurry down stairs.
She made her appearance, rather
red and flushed, among her guests,
just as Mr.. Pollexfen's voice was heard
at the foot Of the stairs, bawling out
"Smithers, old fellow, I'm delighted
to see you'll Walk up, walk up. Potts
Make yourself at home, Dawson +
You'll find cigars in the little room
off the parlor, and I'll never forgive
any man who spares 'eml'
And Mr.. Sempronius Smithers, the
president Of the honorable society oi
Lively Crickets, stumbled into Mrs.
Pollexfen's presence, with a face Of
blank amazement.
Your servant, ma'aml I'm sure.
said Mr.. Smithers. who was not On,
fait in ladies' society. "Pollexfen ney-
er let on a. we should ave the pleas
ure of meeting a1ou +
And Just then the band, which Mrs.
Pollexfen had Gagged ND in the back
verandah, like so many disconsolate
mice in a tran. struck mn the Reaut;.
ful Blue Danube
Music, eh ? said Racket. the hon
orable secretary of the Live Crickets,
poking the host under his ribs. POL
lexfen. YOU rogue, what does all this
mean
I'm blessed if I knowr said Mr.
Pollexfen, staring around. with be.
wildered eyes. 4 never ordered those
fellows herer
And springing up stairs. two stem,
at a time. hs found himself yis-a-rt,
with Mrs. Pollexfen, in lemon-colored
silk, with tulle puffings, and all the
elite Of West Brownson Street and il,
vicinity gathered around her.
Louisa +
'Phineasr
What does this mean?'
L thought you were in Milwau.
keel
Like tangled threads of electric fire
the words Of Mr.. and Mrs. Polle1fer
crossed one anonher-a Babel confu.
sion.
Mr.. Pollexfen turned scarlet.
Thought I'd Just have the Live.
ly Crickets here while the house wa
empty I faltered he, feeling the ful
disadvantages of his position.
"And I, said Mrs. Pollexfen, risins
superior to any momentary embar
rassment, concluded to invite a few
friends while you were-gone to Mil
waukee.'
Mr.. Pollexfen wheeled around or
his heel.
Tell EN- to strike IN a reel-a iip
Yankee Doodle-a,sgthing r shouted
he. Gentlemen, take your partners
for a ouadrille. and let 3 begin to spenC
the evening in earnest
Never before had the lively Cr;ck
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

B@- Young man" said the doctor
sternly, mo woader you are unwslE
you loaf around street corners, drink
bad whiskey, chew worse tobacco. and
make a fool ofyourself generally. Let
me feel your pulse" Ii was a very
vigorous pulse; it beat with pressure
Of about FIVE hundred pounds; ami
when the doctor sorted himself out
and replaced bis nose, he reflected
that perhaps he had spoken too harsh
".
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

nA- "John Rouse, why wilt thou
do sol" said New Bedford Quaker
to Johnny Rouse, q negro in his en-
ploy, whom he found before magis-
trate. and that, not for the frat time.
charged with stealing. why wilt
thou doso, thou foolish man? Thou
always get caught"
why. Mass Hazard. says Johnny,
Il don't get caught half the time"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

Ba- A reporter who has ATTENDED
twenty-five hangings saws he has nos
much desire to 60 to Heaven a. all
the murderers he has seen were sure
they were going there a1d he never
wants to meet them again.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

[LoganspOrt, Qnd.) Daily Journal.
/ sell more st. Jacobs Oil remark
ed Mr.. D. E. Pryor. l12 E. Broadway.
to our reporter, than ofany other arti-
cal of It's kind, and ] consider it the
best liniment In use. 1t has TO my own
knowledge cured severe cases Of rhsu-
matism in this community.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

B0 Here rests his head upon the
lap of earth; youth to fortune and
to fame unknown. Too much benxine
crept underneath his girt, and play
ed the mischief with his temperate
zone.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

p% Disappointment in matters of
pleasure is hard to be borne in matters
affecting health. it becomes cruel. DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup never disappoints
those who use it for obstinate coughs,
colds. irritation Of throat and lungs,
etc.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

~ xviii the coming woman shovel
the sno# from the sidewalIss?" is o
question for debating societies. II
she is not more Of q success nc it than
the present man, the outlook for the
future is little dark.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16
ron SHERIFF.

Aesars. Editors s:-Pleascannounce Mr. JAS.
II. ALVEY, a. Republican candidate for the
next Sherihaity nnd sey that he will receive
che cordial support Of
Nov "a, 1891. TER PEepzs
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-02-16

Pariealarattentiong given TO Inspection and
sale Of TOBACCO, the sale ofGrain and all
kindsof Country Produce.
Fe6 I3, lsT9-y.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-06-11
. CosGHESsMAe's VIEW.

am sick of the talk of sam Tilden and
such
The cheese-paring trash who grumb!e
and pay,
VINO say we are taxing the people TOO
much.
And neodlessly throwing their mil
lions away.
IL is easy to talk, but suppose it wcre
Who could put your hands in golden
pile
Aud draw out the thousands: say. what
would YOU do?
Go of and desert it" Wcli. should
smile.
The money is there, and IL must be
spent.
And il keeps coming in. as you see.
without end.
Tc get rid OF the same i orr only III
tent,
And of course man thinks of himself
and friend.
Take off the war tax = some mean fe!-
lows demand.
Bu: why! 'Tis sacred and war-hOh-
ored tax
Thai has grown with the growth Of this
And has fitted itself 10 the taxpayers
backs.
There's scarcely congressman her" but
would kick;
And what, if you please. could = poor
fellow do
Who wanted dredge-boat for Terrapm
creek.
Or custom house for kalamaZ0o.'
Take of the war taxi Why, the peo-
pie would weep,
For nothing delights them 50 much rs
10 pay.
+ If his were not true, do you think They
! would keep
/ The men Of high taxes III power to
/ day"
We are here. as yon STE, and expect 10
! remain,
/ For the sake uf oar friend, and our
/ selves. and our friends:
! 70 keen up the taxes by whi'l! Ne inay
| gain,
! Promoting Our own and oar partisan
| ends.
r .SLOf,. NJ e.
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-06-11
The Tantaiizing Salamander.

4 furnishing traveller, who had run
down a salamsuder, made u Tre and
laid him on the hot Goals 10 cook.
Weatied with the pursui, which had
preceded his. capture, the animal -
once composed himself, and Tell into q
refreshing sleep. At the end ol half
an hong tho man stirred him with y
stick, remarking:
II say, wake up aud begin 'oasting,
will youl How long Go y"u meau 10
keep dinner waiting, eh!
'Oh. hs.: yon will nos wait for
me-" was the yawning reply. Ii YEA
are going To stand upon ceremonF.
everything viii GET cold. | wish hy the
way you would put "p son,o more
fuel: [ think We shall have saow.
Yes aaid the man. ''the weather
is like yourself rsw. and exasperat-
inelv cool. -
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-06-11
Should be Stopped.

Speaking OF those fish wheels in the
upper river, the Standard says
"Up to the present year but one Of
these wheels was in use, now there are
six. Ifthe full grown FISH constituted
all lthe catch it would not be 50 bad,
but the young fab are thrown ont by
the revolving wheel into nets as well
as the other, and when they pile up
in the receiving tanks beneath 50 as
to be in the way, they are thrown back
into the river again. Tons Of fine
young salmon, trout, sturgeon, cells,
and in fact al kinds Of fish are thus
destroyed every year, 1t does seem as
if this wanton destruction of the tinny
tribes should be stopped. Our state
has laws which are intended 20 pre-
vent the determination of the tine
salmon and other fish abounding IN
our rivers. We are informed that a
company has leased the exclusive right
to fish at the Cascades from the own
ers of the land along the banks,
erected their wheels aud driven all
other parties from the fishing grounds,
thus adding amonopoiy Of the business
to that of the wanton destruction oi
the growing supply"
The Daily Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Or.) 1876-1883, 1882-06-11
Stop NV Paper"
''l want you to stop my paper.
"Ail right, Madam

81 want you To stop my paper.
"Ail right, Madam.
"Stop if right off, too, she persist
ed, whacking the table again, for l
waited long enough for you 10 do the
square thing
She quietcd down little as We ran
our fingers down the list Of names,
and when We reached hers and
scratched it out, she said:
"There now, mebhe you'll do as you
ought to after this, and not slight n
woman because she's poor. II some
rich folks happened 10 have IA little
red-headed, bandy-legged, sqnint-eyed
wheeze-squaller born to them, you
puff it and them up, and make il out
an angel; but when poor people have
baby you don't say word about it,
even if it is the squarest-toed. biggest
eyed, highest headed, nobhiest little
kid that ever kept woman awake
nights. That's what's the mat
ter and that's why stop my paper. j
And she dashed out AS rapidly az she
came.