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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

lime OF HENRY II OF ENGLAND.
JANUARIUs
The fyrst six yeres of names byrth and .aco
May welie be compared to Janyuere
Noe III Inc noneth Is no strength nor courage
moe than In clyde OF the aege of six we're.
FERRUARIUs.
The other six 5eres is like February
nj, IA Ine ende thereof beguyneth the sprynge
mat tune children is most apt and redy
10 receive chatysement nurture and lernvnoa
MARTIUs.
Mach betokeneth the six yeres folIowynpe
rr, aI.fa!lh8 the erth with pleasant verdure:
nat season youth thought for nothvnee
pleasure.
APRILIs,
The next six yeres maketh foure and twenty,
And inquired is to Jolly April,
That TYNE of pleasures man hath most plenty,
ffesche and longing his lustes to fulfyIl.
MAIUs,
As in the moneth of Maye all things in rnygth,
50 at thir ty 3eres man is in chyef Iyking,
Pleasant and Iusty to every names sygth,
In DeAute and strengthe to women pleasing.
JUNIUs.
In June all thyng faleth to rypenesse
And SO doth man at thirty-six yere old,
And studyeth for to acquire rychesse,
And taketh a wyf to keepe his household
JULIUS
At forty yere of aQge or ellese never,
Us ony man endowed with wysdome,
For than forth mis- might fayleth ever
as IN July doth every biossome.
AUGUSTUS.
The GOODIES of the erthe Is gadred eyermore,
In August, so at forty-eigdt we're,
Man ought 70 gather some goodies il store
10 sus.eyne aege that than draweth mere
SEPTEMBER.
Let no man thynke for to gather plentye,
VI at tifty-foure he have none;
Ne more than ST his barue were emptye,
In Septenbre when all his corne IS gone.
OCTOBER.
By Octobre bctokeneth sixty yere,
That aege hastely dooth man assayle.
VI he have ought, than it dooth appere,
Iolyye qayctely after his traYayle.
NOVEMBER.
Wan man is at sixty-six yere Ode,
hich lykened is to bareyne Noycmbre,
He waxeth upweldy, sekcly and code,
Than hys soule heth is TYNE to remember.
DECEMBER.
The yere by Decembre taketh his ende.
And 50 dooth man Of three score and twelve.
Nature wyth aege wyl hymn on message sende,
mo TYNE Is come that he must 90 himselYe
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

standing OF DR.. Henion, Mr.. Warner and DR..
La5tlmore IN the community is beyond question
moment be doubted. They conclusiyeIy show
that BrlShts disease of the kidneys is one of
the most deceptive and dangerous of all dis
cases.. that it is exceedingly common. alarm
lngly increasing and that it can be cured
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
SEE advertisem,t REGARDING Magnetic InsoIes
ON Thirty Days' Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send their Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Elec-
trlc Appliances on trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted With Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality, and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration of Ugor and manhood.
Address as above without delay.
?. $40 risk Is incurred, as 80 days trial Is
allowed
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

For Headache, Constipation, Liver Com
plant and all bilious arrangements of the
blood, there is no remedy as sure and safe as
Eilert's Daylight Liver Pills. They stand I'M
rivalled in removing bile, toning the stomach
and in giving healthy acton to the liver Sold
ku all dr11pri-fs
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

THE Nebraska City (Neb. Press says;
st. Jacobs Oil strikes heavy blows for
good all around, and its virtues for rheu-
matte Pains are laudedupon every hand.
Try it, all We who suffer.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

For the Complete Cure of Cough, pains in
the chest, difficulty of breathing, and all other
lung diseases which tend to Consumption you
viii find Aliens Lung Balsam a most valuable
remedy. Cures have been made, which have
astonished every one who witness its effects
Sold by all Medicine Dealers
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
PITTsBURG shipped 3,988, 900 bushels
of coal i'll one day recently.

For weak lungs, splitting of blood, shortness
of breath, consumption, night sweats and all
lingering coughs, DR.. PiercC's Golden Medical
Discovery is a sovereign remedy. Superior to
cod liver oil. By druggists.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
SEE advertlsem't regarding Magnetic Insoles

From observing the effects of petroleum up
on the heads of operatives at the wells came the
shrewd Pittsburger's great discovery, CARLO
LINE, deodorized extract of petroleum; this
is the only article that will produce new hair on
bald heads It never fails
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
NEW RICH BLOOD!

Parsons PurgatiVe pills make New Rich
Blood, and will completely change the blood in the
entire system in three months ANY person who will
take pill each night from to twelve weeks may
be restored to sound health if such thing be possible.
Sold everywhere sent by mail for letter stamps.
+. =. JOHNSON Il CO., Boston, Mass,
formerly Bangor, NIe.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

are treated with unusual success by World:
Dispensary Medical Association. Buffalo, n. Y
Send stamp for pamphlet.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

those who help themselves" and Nature iHva-
riably helps those who take Warmers Safe Kid
new and Liver Cure.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

THE highest authortty-The book or
the shelf nearest the ceiling.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
SEE advertisem't regarding Magnetic Insoles

For rheumatism, Spralns and Bruises, use
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment, sold by
all druggists.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

Topeka, Kan, has fifteen colored
church organizations.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
Cancers and other Cumors

WHAT fruit reminds you of a saddle
horse? The canter lope of the desert.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

Boy: mother sent this physic back,
it amt hers" Apothecary: "Why is it
not fer her?" Boy: "Cos it's got the
wrong name on it." Apothecary: "Oh,
is that all: that is soon altered"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

L. LIE WERE, of East Tawas, Mich.
has killed ] 200 deer this season.
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Engineering News,

20-page weekly journal of Public Works Civil Engi
neering, and Contracting : per year ninth yeaT.
to any person subscribing through for year to
Hdrpers Hdgdzine Weekly Buzar, Century Haqaziae
atlantic Monthly. Address
GEO. H FROST, 10 Tribune Building, New York City
n. B.-Please mention this paper
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

WHEN an old actress paints her face to
look young she is making up for lost
time
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

KEEP your bowels and kidneys in a healthy
state by the use of Kidney-Wort.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
The CALENDAR.
JANUARIUS

n sAhUM BLAcK-LETTER MIssA1, OF THE
TINE OF HENRY II OF ENGLAND
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21

AN IMMENSE AREA or RAILROAD
AND GOVERNMENT LANDS, OF GREAT
FERTILITY, WITHIN EASY REACH OF
PERMANENT MARKET, AT EXTREME
LIZ Low PRICES, is now offered for sale
in EASTERN OREGON AND EASTERN
WASHINGTON TERRITORY.
These lands form part of the great GRAIN
BELT of the Pacific Slope, and are within
IN average distance of $50 TO 800 miles
from Portland, where steamships and sail
ing vessels are directly loaded FOR ALL
PARTS OF THE WORLD
GRAIN AT PORTLAND, OREGON, COM
MANDS PRICE EQUAL TO THAT OBJ
TANNED IN CHICAGO.
The early completion of the Northern Pa
cific IL. IL. fs now assured, aud guarantees 10
settlers CEeap and quick transportation nild
good markets both East and West. The
opening of this new overland line to the Pa
cific, together with the construction OF the
ne tyYOrll OF 700 miles of railroad by the u, IL
a. n. Co. in the valleys of the great COiuLnBla
and its opal tributaries, renders certain
n rapid iu.;, easc in the value OF the lands
now open TO purchase and preemptl0n.
! There Is every indication OF an enormous
! movement Of population to the Columbia
/ River re 2icn IN the Immediate future.
| LANDS SHOW an AVERAGE YIELD of
! 40 BUSHELS OF WHEAT PER ACRE. M
Fal lure 81 Crops ever XII wn.
RAILROAD LANDS offered at the unrrorm
n
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
CULINARY GEMS,
CHEAP SPONGE CAKE

Three eggs, two tablespoonfuls of
water and teacupful of sugar mixed to-
gether; teacupful and q half of -four,
two teaspoonfuls of baking powder, and
pinch of salt stirred quickly in; season
with teaspoonful of essence OF vanilla,
Or half a lemon; bake in a quick oven.
1t can be baked in Jelly cake pans, and
have pastry cooks cream, lemon, iceing,
or chocolate.
SNOW CREAM.
Beat the whites of five eggs to stiff
froth, add two large spoonfuls of fine
white sugar. a large spoonful of rose
water, or pine apple. Beat the whole
well together and add pint of thick
cream. This is very nice to use over
grated cocoanut. Heap the cocoanut in
| the center of handsome dish, and orna.
ment with fine green leaves-peach
leaves for instance. Pour over this sew
| eral spoonfuls Of the snow cream, and
call it dish of snow.
BOILED POTATOES.
Twelve medium-sized potatoes, one
| tablespoonful of salt, boiling water to
| cover; pare the potatoes, and, if old LET
| them stand In cold water an hour or two
to freshen them; boil fifteen minutes
longer; pour off every drop of water;
take the cover from the saucepan and
shake the potatoes IN a current of cold
air Cat either the door or Window; place
the saucepan on the back Of the stove
and cover 1t with q clean coarse towel
until serving time; the sooner the
| potatoes are served the better. This
rule will insure perfectly sweet and
mealy potatoes if they were good and
| ripe at first
VEAL STEW.
Cut four pounds of veal into strips
three inches long and one inch thick:
peel twelve large potatoes, and cut them
INTO slices one inch thick; spread layer
of veal on the bottom of the pot, sprinkle
III little salt and pepper, then layer
! of potatoes, then a layer of veal season.
ed as before. Use up the veal thus:
over the last layer of veal put LAYER OF
| pork, and over the whole a layer OF
| potatoes. Pour in water until 1t rises
an inch over the whole; cover it close,
! heat it fifteen minutes, and simmer it an
hour.
sTEwED MACARoNI.
| Break the macarom into lengths. and
| stew 70 minutes, or until tender; prepare
| the sauce beforehand; cut half pound
Of beef into strips, and stew half an
[ hour; the water should be cold when you
put the meat into it; at the end of that
! time put III minced onion and pint OF
tomatoes, peeled and sliced; boil for an
hour, and strain through a colandel
when you have taken ont the meat; thf
sauce should be well boiled down by this
time; you do not want more than pint
| for large dish of macaroni; return the
liquid to the saucepan, add good piece
OF butter, with pepper and salt, and stew
until you are ready to dish the macaroni
drain this well, sprinkle lightly with salt
and heap upon chatting or root dish
| pour the tomato sauce over it; cover, anG
let it stand IN a warm place 10 minutes
before sending to table; send around
grated cheese with it. The Italians
serve the meat also in separate dish as
a ragout, adding some of the sauce
highly seasoned with pepper and othe,
| spices.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
Consumption, Coughs, Colds,

ASTHMA, GROUP
All Diseases of the THROAT, LUNGS and
PULMONARY ORGANS.
G. ). MARTIN, Druggist at Oakly, KY, writes that
the ladies think there is no remedy equal to Lung
Balsam for Group and WhOOping Cough.
Mothers will find it a safe and sure remedy to give
their children when afflicted with Group.
1t is harmless to the most delicate child!
1t contains no Opium in any formi
Recommended by Physicians, Ministers and Nurses.
In fact by everybody who has given it good trial.
It Never Fails to Bring Relief.
As an Expectorant it has no Equal!
SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-01-21
A GOOD FAMILY REMEDY!
HsS - FOR
Harmless TO the most Delicate

Harmless 10 the aOst Delicate!
Byits faithful use CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN CURED
when other Remedies and Physicians
have failed to effect cure.
JEREMIAH WRIGHT, OF Marion County, W. Va,
writes Us that his wife had PULMONARY CONSUME
TON, and was pronounced INoURABLE by their
physician, when the use Of Aliens Lung Balsam EN-
TIRELY CURED HER. He writes that he and his
nelghbors think it the best medicine in the world.
VIM. G. DIGGEs, Merchant of Bowling Green, Va,
writes April 4h, 1881, that he wants to know that
the LUNG BALsAM las CURED HIS MOTHER Con-
SUMPTION, after the physician had given her up
incurable. He says, others knowing her case have
taken the Bals&m and been cured he thinks all so
afflicted should give it trial
DIR. MEREDITH, Dentist, of Cincinnati was thought
to be IN the last STAGES OF CONSUMPTION and was
induced by his friends to try Aliens Lung Balsam
after the formula shown him. We have his
letter that it at once cured his cough and that he was
able to resume his practice.
VIM. A. GRAHAM x Co., Wholesale Druggists,
GAINESVILLE, Ohio, writes of the Of Matthias
Freeman, a well-known citizen, who had been af-
ncted with BRONCHITIS in its worst form for twelve
years. The Lung B4lsaIn cured him, as it has many
others Of BRONCHITIS.
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wits faithful use CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN CURED
when other Remedies and Physicians
have failed to effect cure
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-10-06

Terrified well-nigh unto death, gaspino
and exhausted, and all the time utter.
ing plaintive little wall of delight. he
lay almost motionless in this position for
several minutes, while his affectionate
heart beat like a small sledge- hammer
against mine. This simple but intense
demonstration of canine devotion. in
the gloomy depths of the underground.
with only the faint rays of the porter's
touching.
You have got a noble little chap
there, sir" said the man, as he led the
way cautiously back to the platform.
he was worth bit of trouble to find,
and no mistake"
Quite true, my FRIEND" answered,
land I'll take good care for the future
to pop him under my arm when travel
on the Metropolitan Railway again"
- reckon he won't give We the
chance. SIR" said the man. "Iknow .
bit about dogs, and shouldn't wonder
If he fights shy of the stations altogeth-
er after this"
The man was right, for never since
that day have I been able to induce
Snap to come within yards of the head
OF the Nlway station stairs. Coax and
cajole hiN as 1 will, he always rcsists.
He looks Up at me with such q pitiful
EXPRESSION as much as to say: "Why,
you wouldn't risk losing me again.
would your" That I have at last con-
coded the point to him you will readily
understand, for / needs hardly add that
If l had strong regard for my dog be-
fore. it has grown into a real and strong
affection now.-W w Fem. tn Har.
per's foung People.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-10-06
Youths Department.
THE JACK OLANTERM.

Ted went to the field one autumn day.
here scattered in heaps the pumpkins lay,
ana ne chose one round and yellow as gold,
And as big as ever his arms Gould hold,
And in it he cut wide open eyes,
And mouth with teeth of dreadful size.
He marked and gashed and carved with glee:
The worse it looked, why, the merrier he.
And then with flourish what next he did
was to slice of the top like kettle lid,
And to dig the seeds out carefully.
I'LL it all was clean as clean could be.
Then few last touches upon the face,
To add to the horrible grimace:
An extra slash with the jack-knife blade.
Till even Ted himself was afraid
And IL was finished-exceptt the bit
VI candle he fitted into il.
Inen twilight came, and soft unfuried
a shadow banner above the world.
he moon was old and late to rise
ana the dark brimmed up to the very skies.
somebody scratched a match. and Ted
On the gate post set the pumpkin-head.
It looked like horrid goblin man.
Like fiery giant Cormoran;
its great round eyes were burning Goals;
us nose ana mouth were flaming holes:
t seemed TO say, though it had no voice:
could swallow q hundred little hoys'
We're the people frightened almost to death?
Di9 tney nee in terror and hold their breath?
Dld they think dragon had come to town,
WIN throat OF hre 20 gulp them down?
An, no. they said, with smile sedate:
"See little Ted's lantern at the gateI''
AIRS. Clara Dotu Bates, In Youths COMPANION.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-10-06
WIT AND WISDOM.

The superiority of some men is
merely local. They are great, because
their associates are little.-JOhnSOn.
--Epitaph on a tombstone at Wolstan.
ton, England:
'Mrs. AnncJennings.
Some have children, some have none
Here lies the mother of twenty-one."
Consistency is q ''vice of small
minds" only when it leads men to be
consistent with their own follies and
mistakes. 1t is ''a jewell when it holds
man true to his principles.
Herald.
"A little girl was asked by her moth
er on her return from church how she
liked the preacher. didn't like him
at all, ;" was the reply. "WhyP" asked
her mother. "'Cause he preached till
he made me sleepy. and then hollered
so loud that he wouldn't let me 90 to
Sleep"
=" What man your father isn' ex-
claimed Mrs. HomGspun, looking up
from the letter she held in her hand.
He says he has bousst French clock,
and shall bring it home with him.
What will it be good for except as an
ornament? None of us can tell the
time by it, unless you can. Edith. You
know something about French, don't
you?"
The cbliging visitor, to show that
he really is fond of children, and that
the dear little one is not annoying him
in the least, treats the kid TO a ride
upon his knee. "Trot, trot, trot! How
do you like that, my boy? Is that
nice?" Yes, SIR" replies the child;
''but not so nice as on the real donkey
the one with four legsr'-Ioua State
Register.
An Austin 10y who is very selfish.
and wants everything he sees, no mat
ter whether he has any use for it or not,
was seen on. the avenue a few nights
ago with an umbrella hoisted. "In the
name of common sense, boy, what have
you got that umbrella hoisted for, when
there is neither rain nor sunshine?''
This is the only time I can get to use
it. When it rains or shine. the old man
IS so mean that he uses it himself. -
Teras SVtings.
-"He lisped." says Forneys Pro-
gress, land his name was Mr.. Carr, and
one of his family being i'll late in the
night he ran to the drug store and rang
the night bell. A head appeared at the
third-story window, and a voice de-
manded: Who's there?' .Mis-ta- Carr.
was the reply. Il can't help that; take
the next car, and bang went the win
dow. Repeated rings had no effect,
and Mis-ta-Carr cannot be convinced OF
the sanity of that druggist"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-10-06
FACTS AND FIGUREs.

brooklyn could fill up twelve more
school-houses if she had them.-BrooE-
Ign Eagle.
"A total of 35, 100, S66 fleeces were
shorn in the United States in 1880. with
an average weight OF AL pounds.
Illus far 1882 has been an extraor-
ulnary year for fires. The estimated
losses In the United States for eight
months foot up more than SCI, 900. 900,
or SIUOO,OOO more than the average for
tour years.-N. Y San.
line estimated value of real and
personal property in the United States
IN 1851 was $33. 800. 600, 900. against
pa, log, 100000 in 1860. That is. the
gain in 20 years has been. 81, 32O. 900 q
DAY or nearly 1000 minute.
The State of New Hampshire has
had 38 Governors in the past 100 years,
and their average age when elected was
So years. The Youngest, Levi Wood
bury, was "a years old when chosen, in
1873. The two oldest were each 20.
we see it stated that the railway
service OF this country employs 1900.
COOmen, and railroad construction AGO..
OOO more. total of 100000, about
One-eighth of the entire adult male
working force of the country.-N. y
Herald.
"A few days ago the Briggs shaft col.
liery at Scranton, Pa, hoisted 612 mine
cars in five hours. During that time il
was stopped fifteen minutes, but for
which delay thirty-two more cars would
have been raised. Each car was lifted
$50 feet, emptied and lowered again.
During the same time the colliery pre-
pared and shipped 1000 tons of coal.
This record, it is claimed, is unprece.
denied, either in Europe or America
Chicago Journal.
during the year ended on the 31st
OF August last the State of Texas pro-
duced 878, S54 bales of cotton, valued at
over $50, 900, 900; %, 299, 900 pounds of
wool, worth So, 1000; and 1872, 900
pounds of hides, worth S1,628, 900; be-
sides SIT, 100000 worth of cattle, and
over S1,OOO,00 worth of horses and
mules. The total product of the State,
including lumber, grain, cotton-seed,
sugar, molasses, and other articles. was
over S97,000,0O0. Within the wear.
also, there were completed 1,641 miles
OF railroad. at an estimated cost for con-
struction and equipment of S44, 525, 900.
The State has now 5, 908 miles of COM
pleted railroads, the cost of building
and equipment being placed at 1885,.
BOG, 90O.- Chicago Tribune.
AT the beginning of the present
year California possessed about 6, OOO,.
600 fruit trees; among them were 2,4OO,-
600 apple, 800, 900 peach, 800, 900 pear,
26O, 900 plum and prune, 10000 cher.
ry. $50. 600 apricot, $4,000 flo, 1000, 600
orange. and 140,0 lemon trees. The
canning factories have market in Eu-
rope for all the fruit they can export,
and the demand for their wares is con.
stanrly increasing. Thousands of men,
women and children find employment
in them. The exports of the present
year are likely to fall behind those of
previous years, the fruit having ripened
later than usual and so nearly at the
same time that the canneries were una
Bile to handle it to the best advantage.
This has caused rise in the prices.
San francisco Chronicle
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-10-06
Health Item.

About a year ago the smallpox pre-.
vailed to some extent in Austin, and
there were great apprehensions at the
time of the dread disease becoming ep-
idemic. 1t was during this excitement
that sad-eyed colored man entered
pawnbroker arena on Austin avenue
with blanket under his arm, which he
offered as collateral security for a tenn
porary loan of a dollar. The contract.
ing parties disagreed on financial is
sues, the pawnbroker asserting, with
considerable positiveness, that he was
inviting financial ruin to take posses
sion of him if he advanced more THAI
a slick quarter on the blanket, while
the negro stated. if the times were not
scpanicky. five dollars would be no in
ducement for him to part with the
blanket
why, you are out of your mind"
said the pawnb-oker, running his arm
through hole in the blanket. 1t was
not worth three dollars when it was
new.
II know dat, boss. but I hates to
part wild dat blanket on account OBJ de
tender recollecshuns connected wild it.''
''Eh?'' exclaimed the alarmed pawn.
broker
"A pearly drop ran down the dusky
nose, and as he tried to swallow q bic
lump, the colored man said: "Daf
blanket belonged to my wife's mud
der, who died yesterday wild de small.
poxes. but yer can hab it fer quar-
People wondered why the colored
man with a blanket came out of the
shop in haste, as iffired out of a cannon.
but he knew why. He wanted to get a
good start SO as to beat load of buck.
shot, with which the pawnbroker was
preparing to vaccinate him., T.
Stceet, in Hdrpers Magazine.