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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-12-07
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An
OPEN OFFER!.
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UHtII Iuftler notice. We
will give any honorable
and reliable citizen of La.
mOille County, who hasn't
already a good Stove. the
use Free for 80 days of an
excellent Cooking Stove.
with Reservoir. to be re-
turned at the expiration OF
that time unless the person
receiving it shall, after
trial, desire TO purchase it,
i'm which case he can do so
upon liberal terms, subject
to- the following warrant
and guarantee.
First----That the price
asked for it is as low as
the same, or as good a
Stove. can be bought for i'm
Vermont, and the buyer
may have another 80 days
from date OF purchase to
investigate this matter.
anu we agree that The
buyer shall be his own
Judge in deciding this
point.
SecOnd---We warrant the
Stove against breaking by
fire, with fair usage. for
one full year from date of
purchase.
IIlird---We warrant eY-
cry pound of iron in the
Stove to be new and every
plate to be honestly and
thoroughly made.
FOurth---We warrant the
Stove to be an excellent
baker and heater. and that
the water will boil quick
Iy in the Reservoir by turn
ing damper according to
directions.
Fifth---We warrant the
Stove to give perfect and
entire satisfaction in Price.
Quality, Operation, and
Every Other Particular. OF
at the end OF so days we
will take it back aud re-
fund the purchase money
Sixth and Finally
We guarantee that
there shall be no un.
pleasantness or d1ssat
isfactiOn, if after full
and thorough trial you
decide not to keep the
Stove; we shall not ex
pect to please every
body, and if you con
cIude YOU don t want tc
buy, we shall keep en-
tirely good natured
We only ask that yor
give us a chance to try
to please you, if yot
haven't already a stove
that does so. We thinl
we can do 1t.
Geo. P.Hardy &CO,
HYDE PARK, VT.
Tod
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-12-07

Tur mind wishes for what it has missed,
and occupies itself with retrospective con-
temptation.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-12-07

THERE is preselyting power In
happy spirit.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-12-07

Originality is but iudieious imitation.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-12-07

Beware of the Goose.-Detro3 Free
Press.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
BART NEWS.
In and Around GEORGETOWN.

In and Around Georgetown.
On last Friday Martin s. Fritz sold ITO
cases of tobacco to Mr.. John Moore s. Co.,
Of Philadelphia, on private terms, and in
the evening Mr.. Hart delivered lecture
on temperance to a small audience in the
NJ. E. church. The sale of tobacco ap-
peared to attract more attention than Mr..
Hart's lecture, but then tobacco is mat
ter that is nearer tho "hearts" or
"pockets" Of Bart's inhabitants than
whisky or its Decentralization.
Mr.. Joseph Scott, our village wheel
wright, in the absence of Martha, his bet
ter-half, concluded to prepare for Howard
and himself an extra meal of brOiled pork.
Joe, not being Over-wakeful, proposed to
Howard that they fix" the stove and
leave the pork cook until morning. How
ard, being young and needing sleep,
agreed to the proposal and twas done.
Joe now says the meat, bone and all, was
well.done, SO we'll that the extra meal had
to be dispensed with. The house of MI.
Scott has yet the slight taint of burning
bones. Joe explains the peculiar smell as
disinfectant-a preventive against ma
larial fever, etc. But Howard thought the
joke too good to keep, and he didn't keep
it.
Two sales of the leaf have been effected
in our township this week Mr.. Hugh
Donally sold to a packer in Landisvile at
Is, 4 and 2; Henry Donal!y to the same
at 10, 4 and 2.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
OUARKXVlLLE.

Annual supper Of Hensol's Tobacco Packers.
The employees Of L. T. Hensel, Quarry
vile, held their annual supper at krider' S
hotel, in that village, on Thursday even
ing. Several of their friends were present
and grand time they had. The supper
was got up in Mrs. Krider's best style
she was assisted by Alex Lee, of Lancas-
ter, who had charge of the oysters. To
say that it was enjoyed is drawing it mild.
The festivities were ended 1T a late hour
after a vote Of thanks was extended to
Mr.. and Mrs. Krider and to all who as
sisted.
Last week 4 dinner was given to the
same employees at Alexander's hotel, by
Mr.. Jacob Keen, one of the best growers
in the county, who has Odd his tobacco for
the last six years to Hensel, and who has
never te,n docked or had any reason to be.
This year he had three acres for which he
got %, ID, 6, 3, averaging about as much
money for it as any grower in the lower
erd. The dinner was fine, ard the boy.
did it justice.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21

A LII STYLES OF MONUMENTS, TOMB
"A STONE and Cemetery Posts Counter
Tops. Confcc1iOners' Slabs, Slate Mantels, ETC..
on the mOstreasOnable terms.
Doing all the setting of the work myself
can guarantee substantial foundations.
NEW AND ORIGINAL DESIGNS
CHAS. MAkINSON,
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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21

DUBLIC SALE-ON THURSDAY, MARCH
i %. 1882, will be sold ut the late residence
OF John Il. McGovern (dec'd.), on the Lititz
turnpike, near the City OF Lancaster, in Man.
helm township, Lancaster county. Pa. the
following personal property, to wit Four
horses, of which are fat and ready tor the
eastern market good young driving horses,
well-broke to single or double driving; 5
cows will be fresh by day OF sale, and 2
springers bull 2twohorse wagons, one
hOrs" wagon, reaper and mower combined
(mew), mower. wire-tOOth grain and hay
rake, hay y-fla,s, thresning machine and horse
power in good order, grain fan, FODDER cutter
inr hand or horse power. corn shelter. grain
drill, corn cultivator, large shovel harrow.
spike and shovel. harrOws. potato plow,
shovels. forks. rakes, cow and halter chains,
log chains, field roller, scalding trough, about
tons of good hay, blythe ton or llalf-ton, and
about 80 bushels of corn in the ear, by the
bushel. and Il lot OF other articles not men,
toned.
A credit of months will be given.
Sale to commence at O'Clock, d. m., of said
day, when attendance will be given by
CATHARINE MCGOVERN,
Administrative
SAMUEL Hess II SoN. Auctioncers.
mls4.dls. .co.el,es
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21

good Baptist clergyman OF Bergen. n. ",
strong temperance man. suffered with kid
ney trouble. neuralgia. and dizziness almost
TO blindness over two years after he was told
that Hop Riti"rS would cure him, because he
was afraid OF and pref judicod against "Bit-
ters." Since his cure 10 says mono need fear
but trust in Hop Biners. mis- 2wd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
NTINNICH'S LATEST
Nl IMPROVED PATENT
TOB Geo PRESSES

For Casing and Baling Tobacco. Minnich,s
MANURE DRAG, for cleaning stables. Ali
sold on trial on their merits. Warranted to
give better satisfaction in every particulsr
be returned ut my expense. Send for Illus
trated Circular. 8. Il. MINNlCH.
Landisvillc, Lancaster County, Pa.
d223t t3mdM &S&3mw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
LOCAL CORRESPONDENCE


Tn. Latest Intelligence from Strasburg Bor-
Ough.-Mstters around Georgetown
and Festivities at Quarryvtlie.
Mrs. E. Bear, widow of Martin Bear,
deceased, aged seventy six years, seven
months and two days. was buried at
SGasburg cemetery on Saturday morning,
March 18.
Geo. B. Eager, the peoples printer, has
rcOpened the Free Press printing Office.
Success to his enterprise.
A number of young men in the borough
arc talking of organizing boat club for
the summer.
The first of April will bring with it
many changes.
4 number of experienced tobacco grow
ers have made arrangements with Chester
county farmers to cultivate tobacco for
them, and will leave here soon.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21

TF YOU AXE A MAN OF BUSINESS,
weakened by tho strain OF your duties,
avoid stimulants and use HOP BlTTEKS.
If you are a man OF letters. toiling over
midnight work. to restore brain, nerve and
waste uso HOP B1TTERS.
Ifyou are young and suffering from any in.
discretion or dissipation; ii you are married
or SINGLE old or young, suffering from poor
health or languslling on bed OF sickness
RELY ON HOP BITTEES.
Whoever you arc, whenever you feel that
your system needs cleansing. tontng or slim
ulating. without intoxicating, take HOP
BITTERS.
Thousands die annually from some form OF
KIDNEY disease that might have been pre-
vented by L timely use OF HOP BlTTEKS.
Hop Bitters Never Fail
Have you Dyspepsia, Kidney or Urinary
Complaint, Disease OF the Stomach Bowels,
Blood. Liver or Nerves, You will be cured II
you use HOP BlTTERS.
Ii You are simply weak and low spirited. try
It. II may save your life, IL has sarod huadrdS.
u. 1. e. is an absolute and irresistible cure
for Drunkenness, use of opium, tobacco and
narcotics. Sold by druggists send for circular.
HOP BIrTERS MFG. CO..
Rochester, n. Y, and Toronto, Ont.
m2-lmeOd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
A Signal Victory.

The value o; electricity as a remedial agent
has gained signal victory over prejudice.
class oi compounds. Testimonials from all
parts tell OF the wontlrous cures OF rheuna-
tism, neuralgia hurts, and sores, etc. .eticcte'l
10y its agency. For sale 1T Ii. IL. Cochran :
drug store. l37 North Queen street. Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
WBTWARD.

Mall Train. Nc. .. west, connecting at Ian.
caster with Mail rrain, No. !, Mt 935 a.ni., Will
run through o Hanover.
Frederick Accommodate west connecting
at Lancaster with Fast Line, west, Ut LIS, Will
run through a frederick.
Harrisburg Express, west. at $40 p. has
direct connectlC.s (withOut change Of cars) to
Columbia and York.
Fast Line, weS,. on Sunday, when tagged,
will stopet Dow ming own, COatesville. Pnrkes.
burg, Mount Joy, Eiizabethtown and Middle
own.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
A Marvellous Cure

For all bodily ailments. arising from mpurity
OF blood, Il torpid liver, irregularity of the
bowels, indigestion. constipation, or disorder
ed kidneys. is warranted in Il free Use OF Bur-
dock Blood Btters Price 81 For sale 1T ii.
Is. Cochran's drug store, l37 North Queen St,
Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
Too I-aStlSllOGs.

Il 90 FAStlUlOGs.
Some wouldbe Byrons look on with disgust
At the rhymes OF Eccctrc Oil "pOet: :,
But we have the best article known to the
world.
And intend that all persons shall know it.
1t cures coughs, colds, asthma and catarrh.
bronchitis and complaints OF that kim:
1t does not cost much, though rheumatic il
cures.
'Tis best Oil in the world you can find.
For sale ut ii. u. COchrans drug store, l31
North Queen street. Lancaster
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-21
Benson's Capcine Porous Plaster

CORN AND BUNION PLASTER.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28
A SPRING DEFENCE.
How to Repel the Assaults of Ill Health
KeDnedys FAyORITE REMEDY
Means Something for You.

The months of March, April and May the three
successive arches of a bridge which connect the
of ice and sleet with that Of leaves and roses.
No less in respect of health than of outward natural
phenomena is this true. Spring is trying season
for invalids, and particularly for those who either
suffer, are liable to suffer, from Bousness. Kidney
complaints and Constipation of the Bowels. and for
who chemically subject to any of the long
catalogue of physical ailments to which their delicate
sex is heir. Indications of disease in the Spring
should be needed at once. fatal attack may easily
result from neglect II disordered condition of the
bowels. The ounce of prevention may be had where
ton of cure-or attempted cure-may be unava iling.
Are you vexed or troubled in Spring with indiges.
ton. torpid disordered Liver, want of appetite,
con tpation, feverish state Of the skin? If so,
take without au hours unnecessary DELAY DIR. Ken
nedy's FAVORITE REMEDY. No medicine is so
harmless and yet quick and positive its action.
II Is Natures own idea, condensed and ade tangible
by human skill. Do not leave home when
going upon journey without a bottle Of
u In your valise. You cannot possibly put
dollar in any other shape where 1t can do you
SO essential service. The FAVORITE REMEDY
Is almost insanteOus in its action but does tear
you to pieces with its violence nauseate you with
disgust. 1t frees the Liver from Bile and .ats the
machinery of your body into normal and healthy OPP
Grafton Remember DIR ID. Kennedy FAVOBf1E
REMEDY. Ask Your druggist for it and take nothing
else. Price one dollar bottle. apr2Od&w4w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

A DVERTISERS by addressing Geo. T. Rowell Il
~ Co., 10 Spruce ST., New York, can learn the
exact cost OF any proposed line of advertising in
American newspapers. AfrIOO-page Pamphlet,
21c. apI7d&w4w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

To the Honorable Court Of Comfy commfss;ott
Of Psychologists Cosnfy.
We hereby represent that road bssinIins ct the
termination Of the ,. W. Hall road In Ornevie, Pts.
inisrsect the road In Bradssed. Penobscot County.
leading from Lagrange - North Bradford. at the
and i a sres. pubic Seasst We therefore request
your Court to locate and hay out that road
J. w. HALL and Il others
STATE OF MAINE.
April Tern, A. ID. lSS2.
Upon the foregoing petition II is considered by the
Commissioners that the petitioners responsible
aud that they ought 10 be heard touching the matter
forth in their petition and therefore order that
the County Commissioners of the counties of Pts
cataqnis and Penobscot meet at the residence OF
John T. Chase in orneviile in Piscataqus County, on
Thursday, the eighth day of June A. ID. 1882, at
O'Clock p. NJ, and thence proceed TO view the route
mentioned in said petition, Immediately after which
view hearing of the parties and witnesses will be
had at some convenient place in the vicinity, and
such further measures taken in the premises as the
Commissioners shall judge proper.
And 1t is further Ordered that notice of the time
place and purpose of the Commissioners meeting
interested by serving attesed copies Of the petition
and this the clerks of the towns of
Ornevlie in the County of Pscafaquis and Bradford
in the County OF Penobscot, and upon the chairman
Of the County Commissioners of Penobscot County,
and by posting up aitested copies as aforesaid, in
three public places in each of said towns thirty DAYS
least before the time appointed for such view and
also by publishing the petition and order thereon
three weeks successfully in the Pscataquis Observer
public newspaper printed in Dover said county Of
Piscsta9nis. and three weeks suecessively in the
Bangor Weekly Courier. newspaper published in
Bangor in the County of Peno6scot. and three
weeks successiyely in the kennebec journal, news
paper Published AT Augustain the county Of Kenne-
pee, being the state paper the first publication in
each OF said papers to be thirty days at least before
the time Of sand view, that all persons and corpora
lions interested may attend and be heard IL they
think 6t. Attest: HENRY 3. FLINT Clerk
tine copy Of the petition and order thereon.
3w0 Attest: HENRY b. FLINT.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

Q0O q Silver and Copper Ore Specimens, with circu
I.lll II lar showing how YOU may be a millionaire,
HtHx sent for soc. Kusz Co.. MaEzano, n. Mex.
apr7t&Wiw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

r livery, Sale and Boarding Stable Corner OF
II Market Square. CONY, FARRAR & co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

TEWELER, Matchmaker and Engraver.
- Fine watch repairing Spectacle lenses accu.
rately fitted to the eye and ground to order,
T.. X. PIERCE.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

(NOUGHLIN & QUINN invite the public to in
~ spect their goods and consider their prices on
Groceries, Meats, Flour and Provisions. Remember
the hrm Water Street, Hallowell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

MILLINERY-Fancy Goods, Ladies' and
Nk Childrens ready made Underwear, Laces,
Ties, Fishues. NJ. T.. ANDREWS,
Under Hotel North Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

M ANUFACTURERa and Gu stOm ClOthier.
Nk ST.. HUNTINGTON, 1870 W alter ST., Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28
'HALLOWELL.

Doors. Shoes and Rubbers Fine Gus.
ID tom Work and Rpairing to order.
j. B. THOMAS, Haowel
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

ENLOUR and Choice Family Groceries
Il Butter Eggs, Teas, Pure Coffee and Spices
Meats a specially. LUCIUS HILL,
Under Hotel North
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

IHISH-Fresh, Salt Smoked and Picked,
Il Oysters, CLANS, HOLSTERS. Crackers and Pickles.
MOULTuN 4 CO., 1903 Water st.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

STAPLES.-The Great Window Shade
~ King Bee at Concert Hall. large stock of
Shades, Rollers. trimmings, ETC. State ST., opposite
Court House.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

nOMESTIC Bakery.-An kinds of cakes
- and fancy crackers, fancy and common. We'd
ding cake ornamented TO order. Orders promptly
fulfilled. 5. WANNOFSKY.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

HOTEL.-Cony House.
III Water Street.
g. & II. CONY, Propretors.
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LNISH Market. Fresh. Salt and smOk ed
II Fish. Oysters and CLAIMS three times a week
In shell and out Everything frst-ciass.
W. Z. LANGMAID.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

DLUMBING-Prac tieal Plumber.
l. doors south of Bridge, Water St,
HENRY A. TABOR.
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ENURNITURE, CrOckery and Glass Ware,
Il large assortment; also and lOc goods.
ID. p. KNOWLTON, Water st
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INNING SalOOn-Ladies and Gents.
l. Everything irst-class. Fresh oysters every day.
W. +. POTTER.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

CARRIAGE Repository. Sign and Car
~ rage Painting. Opposite Granite Hall.
r. F. MORSE.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-04-28

OLOTHIER and Merchant Tailor
" S. l.. HUNTINGTON,
100 Water St., Augusta, Me.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1882-12-02

r. Cleator, of the Philadelphia
shoe store, "a South c. street, has
Just received large stock of gentle
mems and boys boots and shoes,
ladies' misses aud children's wear
of all descriptions, which he intends
to clear out by January 10. He has
also on hand large stock of ladies'
Summer goods, gentlemen's fine
boots, ladies' and chiIdren's wear,
which he will close out at any price.
1t is important to Mr.. Cleator to
make general clearance sale of his
stock before the beginning of Spring,
and he means positive business when
he offers his stock at prices less than
manufacturer cost. X. CLEAToR.
No. "a South G street, Virginia.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1882-12-02
New Patents.

Dewey & COS Scientific Press Pat
ent Agency has official reports of the
following U. S. patents issued Nov.
IA, 1882:
Patrick F. Dundon, 8. F., return
f1ue vertical boiler; w. NJ. Ferry,
Park City, U. T., steam pump; Jas.
o. Hanthorn, Astoria, Jr., can wash.
ing machine; F. A. Huntington, $.
F stamp mill; Kiiborn & smith,
tucson, A. T., cleaning ash pans OF
locomotive engines; w. II. Nc
laughlin, s. F., preparation for mask
Ing the nauseous taste OF medicines;
j. w. boss, santa Clara. Cal, kitch
en- cabinet; A. A. BynoD, Alameda,
CAL, device for illustrating fractions
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1882-12-02
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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1882-12-02
How to Mount Your Steed. an d
what to DO Having mounted.

In mounting face the near side Of
the horse. The near side is the side
nearest yourself. If you stand on
the righI side of your horse hich Is
the wrong side when you mount,
you will face the crupper Then
every body will know that your name
is Johann Gotlieb Erhsigsfolger
If you cannot mount from the
ground lead the horse to high fence,
say "Whoa" two or three times, and
jump over the horses ears. You will
light somewhere on his neck, and
you will have plenty time to adjust
Yourself while the horse is running
away. Another method of mount
ing, largely practiced by young gen
tlemen from the city, is to balance
Yourself on one foot on the fence,
and point the other leg at the horse
in the general direction of the sad
uI6, SAY lub wv uOa OF tho tiihS.
The horse, after this gesture has been
repeated few times, back away,
pulls the alleged rider off the fence
and walk up and down the lane with
him at rapid gaIlop. This gives
the rider in about ten minutes all
the exercise he wants for week.
II by some miracle you manage 10
get into the saddle, hold on with
both hands and say "whoa." The
faster the horse goes the tighter you
must hold on, and the louder you
must "holier."
If you are from New York or
Philadelphia you will shorten the
stirrups until they are on the same
level with your chin. Then, as you
ride, you will rise to your feet aud
stand in tho attitude of man pear
ing over a fence to look tor his dog,
and then suddenly fall in the saddle
like q man who has stepped on y