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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
Mothers, Mothers, mothers,

Are you disturbed at night and broken OF your
rest by a sick child suffering and crying with
the excrucaling pain oil cutting testhf II so'
20 al once and get bottle OF MhS. WINS
LOWS SOOTHING SYRUP. 1t will relieve
In. poor little sufferer Immediately depend up
on IL: there is 10 mistake aboutft. There 10 not
a mother on earth who has ever used II, who
will moi tell you at once that Il will regulate the
bowels, and give rest To the mother, and reliei
and health 10 tho child operating like magic
Il s perfectly safe To use in all cases. and pleas
ant 10 the taste, and is the prescription oil one
of the oldest female physicians aud nurses N
the United States. Sold everywhere At "a
oents a bottle.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

DIR. X Kennedy-Would have Il understood
hat, while lie is engaged In the introduction OF
his medicine, "Favorite Remedy" he still
continues the practice Of his profession, bnt
confines himse II exclusively to Gffice practice.
He treats all diseases aud performs all the
IN inor aud capital operations of Surgery.
Parties living at distance, (except In sur
gical cases,) by sending statement OF theiL
case. can be treated at home. Address
DR.. D. Kennedy.
20 Rondnut, MY.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Connsctionsi At roledo with divergipg roads
Tar ali points East, West aud North.
H,igats, Baltimore Il Ohio Railroad.
Dslphns, Pittsburg Fl WAYNE Il Chicago r I.
Enterprise, q Wv & St L r K.
Dscatur. Grand Rapids 4 Indianapolis R r.
Bluffton, IT Wayne Murcie 4 Cincinnati r R.
M.risn. r q Il st l., and o W & n RR.
Kpk,mo. p Il @ and P O 4 st L K h.
.Cslina, l. e h W 4 r.
Coviugiou. p e Il st l. n K.
saltwater Junction, p @ 4 ct l. r n.
Dayton. with roads diverging, for all points
East, West and South.
T. A. PHIL PS, Geu'i Manager.
4. W. L1PPIECOTT, Gen'l Pass. Agent,
VS.. MATTHIAS, Asst asn'I Pass. Agt
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
ERRORS OF YOUTH.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for years form
~ Nervous DEBILITY, PREMATURE DECAY.
aud ali the effects Of youthful indiscreiion, will
for tho sake Of suffering humanity. send Tres 70
alIwho need II, the recipe and directions fui
making the simple remedy by whin he wac
cured, Sufferers Wishing 70 profit by the adyer
tiser's experience can do 80 BY addressing In per
feet dsnndence,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
Weekly Report Of Union schools.
Report for Week Ending Fob
uary l7th, 1882


ALady's Wish. .-"oh, how do wish my
skin was as clear and soft as yours" said Ia
dy to her friend. "You eau easily make tso,'
answ red thu friend. ' H"w2" inquired the hrs
lady. "By using Hop Biuers. that makes rich
blnod and bloomng health. II did IL f"r me ar
YOU observe" Read Of II .-Cuiro Bulletin.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
ISS2.
Harper's Magazine.
ILLUSTRATED

Always varied, always go0d, always i'm
proving. g."-CHARLEs FRANCIS ADAMS, Jr.
Harper's Magu1iie, the most popular illustra-
ted periodical in the world. begins its sixtvt
fourth volume with he December number |
represents what is best in American literature
and art and its marked SUCCESS in England
where il has already II circulation larger than
that of any English magazine nf the same class
has brought into its serv ice The mnst eminent
writers and artists of Great B britain The forth
ccming volumes for 1882 will in every respect
surpass their predecessors.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Aiitr,ins arriving in rocdo, via other lines,
mtSs Q! ,ss Q ,nn-ctinns with the South h"und
r,ns "f the Columbus, H"ck,rg Valley d
Toledo Railway.
rr,ins viii arrive and aspnrtfrom Toledo at
Cniumbus, tI"rkins VALLEY l. Toledo Railway
Company's Depot. Summit Street.
". tRRIS0S, Gen ! Ticket Agent.
G.R CARR. Geur Sup't.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
SPECIAL NOTICES.
PIMPI.ES,

win mail [Freel tho receipts for a simple
yegetn BILE Balm that viii remove 1a N /,
ing tho skin SOFT clear and beautiful; also In.
structions for producing a luxur ant growth OF
hair on a bald head or smooth fnce. Address.
inclosing &c stamp. Hen. vandeif * Co.,
II Barclay ST., n. Y.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
TO CONSERVATIVES.

The advertiser having been perman en- tly cured
of that dread disease, Consumption, by simple
remedy, 10 anxious to make known 70 his follow
IL, he wilf send a copy Of the prescription used
Iiree OF chargsl, with the directions Tor prepar
lug and using The same, which they win ind a
ton, Asthma, bronchitis, &C.
Parties Wishing the Prescription, will please
address. Rev. Z. A. WILSON; 1914 Penn ST..
Williamsburgh, N. 4.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Fnterprise.-We are already begin
ming to experience the enterprise OF Mr..
o. D. Hopkins purchase and location
with us. For week past he has had
workmen engaged in plasterlng and re-
fitting his ::businoss rooms on Second
street, while in the mean time he has
visited Grand Rapids, Mich, and other
points and made his purchase OF II COM
plete stock Of furniture aud undertaking
material, which will be on hand ns soon
as his blsines. rooms are comp leled and
ready to receive u. He is arranging
everything in shape tor the most com
plete outfit in these two lines of busines.
that has yet been established in the
Northwest.
On Monday MesSrs. IT. II. Halt and
John q. Willis, of Knowlsvilic, Orlean.
comfy, N. Y, arrived here aud COM
n,enced work for Mr.. Hopkins. Mr.. Holt
is relative of Mr.. Hopkins, and they
are both practical worknien in the lines
Of business in which Mr.. Hopkins has
embarked, and il is the intention, we
believe. 10 manufacture ~ we'll as sell.
They are both men of families, their
goods arrived Wednesday evening and
M soon ~ they can complete arrange
ments for suitable residences will locate
their families with us. As far ~ we
can learn there are only two vacant resi- :
dences in town.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
PERRYSBURG MARKET.
CORRECTED BY R. l.. krSosuuRr.
LIME CITY
Farmers Mutual Fire InS. ASSOGiat'n

Notice In the Farmars of Wnnd cnniiy, resid-
ing within the following described territory.
being that part of Ws"h county lying north
Off line commencing at the southeast corner
at Troy township and running due west to
the Maumee rvci
The Lime City Farmers Mutual Fire fnsur-
ance Association, was duly organized On De-
cember Sd. 1881, under Certificate of lncorpU-
ration issued to charter members by the Srcre-
iary of State. as provided by the laws of the
State of Ohio, revised statutes. page $40, sec
ii"n 1885, by the election of the following Of
fcrrs:
DIRRcrORs-J n. Pierce, C. Nnlcnberger,
Robert simmons, j. NJ. LevertUn, George IIoff-
mann and John Ault.
President-J. II. Pierce.
Secretary Jnhn Aut.
Treasurer -Snbert Simmons.
AT the present time, less than sixty days since
the organization, the Association has mem
bership af about l25.wifh capital stock Of about
one-fourth Of n million dollars.
Farmers desiring safe and reliable insur-
ance, at first cost, can get the same by apply
ing to either of the above named Directors or
to W W. Brim, Mllbury.
j. II. PIERCE, Prest.
IOHN AULr, Sec'y.
Perrysburg, Jan. 2s, 1882. 43lf
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
TEMPERANCE DEPARTMENT.
EDITED BY pERRYsBURe w. c. T.. U.
NEAT MEETING.

The next meeting OF the w. G. 7. u. o |
tits place, win be held on Thurdays, March
2nd, at 3 P. NJ, at the residenee Of Mrs. j.
q Fllia
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

q. W. HIS Blrthday.-rhc birthday Of
Mr. George Washington Hufford falling
ON 22,i, the same date as that of his H.
lus rious predecessor, after whom lie was
named, he annually obse rves this occasion
with unusunl decorum. On Wednesday he
set II splendid lunch, free 10 all his frends
who wished to partake, while &. w IL.
Jr Illustrated the occnson with crayon
sketches OF prominent characters, the lit.
tie hatchei, etc. Above the table hung
II large card containing the following in.
scription;
George Washington, the first President
under the Federal Constitution, was bo rn
in Virginia, Feb %, 1892. He was in g.
augeratei President April 80, 1889, hold
ing The office two terms, and died Dec. IA,
1899, aged 81 years"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

For Rent.--A small tenement, with
barn and good garden lot. Will be
rented at reasonable figures. Call on G.
G. Taylor.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
HARPER's PERIODICAL.


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Drmorest. .-DEMoREsr for March ha,

Demorest.- for Marcl, has
charming ILLUSTRATION in oil colors and
two photo steel plates. The literary con.
tents, as usual. are excellent. The can,in-
untion of the "Admirals Ward" by Mrs.
Alexander, "Women Doctors, Wall Pap
ers." by IIetta l.. n. Ward, "English
Haun's," March," by Geo. W. Bungay.
The frs, paper on "Women in all Ages
Poker Sketches" "a Northern Grimm
The Renaissance Of to-day" ""Evening
Company and Decorative Art" are few
of the striking features, with u ho st ot
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dollars year.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

For SaIe.-A house and LOT on Louis
ana Ave. Good location for business and
dwelling. Enquire of Jso. Powers.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Waated.--l. 100000 feet Cottonwood
and Oak Logs for wrieh the highest mar
ket price, in cash, will be paid on delivery
at Roachton Saw Mill.
sch PERRIN BROTHERS.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

0SH Haweehi In yourown town Terms q sB on nj
UOOfrce. AddrsAsH .Hallett4 Co Porilan Maiss
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Rape at South T0led0.-O N Saturday
last, worthless wretch named Philai-
der Hnsted, who lives in South Toledo,
outraged little 12-year-old girl, the
daughter OF Daniel L ing, nm old and de-
crepid ex-soldier. The little girl visited
Husted's house for milk, Ms she was in
the habit of doing each day, and in the
absence of the family of the worthless
fiend the outrage was committed. Hus-
ted was arrested and locked up on Sun
day evening, and the excitement had
become so great that 1t was thought he
would be taken out ana lyncled. A rope
was secured for this purpose, but cooler
councils prevailed. Later in the day the
wretch attempted to commit suicide by
cutting q vein in his arm, but the at
tempt WAS discovered in time TO save his
life. He plead guilty at the preliminary
examination on Tuesday.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Grand Closing Out saIc.-I win close
out my entire stock, consisting Of dry
goods, groceries, boots and shoes, hats
and caps, sewing machines, and notions,
AT COSri Eceryhing 10 be sold within 0c
NEXT 80 days Call at the New York
Store and be convinced that this is no
humhug. e.. A, KREPs.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24

Dled.--The Austin (Texas) Daily States
man, OF the 10th inst, contains the fol-
lowing; "On yesterday morning. Addi-
son Gloyd Smith, infant son of f. E.
and NJ. B. Smith, aged three months
and twenty-ore days" Mr.. and Mrs
Smith, will have the sympathy Of their
many friends in this vicinity in their
bereavement.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
1852.
Harper's Weekly.

LII STR ED.
Harper's Weekly stands at the head Of A fnefk
lean illustrated weeyly journals. By its I'm:
PARTISAN position in T.Iitics, it's admirable H.
lnstratinns, its carefully chosen serial1, short
stories, sketches, and poems, contributed BY
the foremost artists and auihors ot the day. n
carries instruction and entertainment to thouss
ahds OF American h, mes.
1t will always be the aim Of the publishers V
make Huper's Weekly the most popular and az.
tractive family newspaper in the world.
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Toledo, DGlplOs & Burlington R.R
THE DELPnOs ROUTE.
New Through Line Between the
EAST, WEST AND SOUTH.
Took Effect October ., 1871.

IAN trains now run by Columbus time.
D Oisa SOUTHWEST. 0oIka NoRTHEABr.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
LOCAL MATTERS.
NEW ADvERTIsEmEN ENTs

NEW ADVEHTIsEm ENTs.
Master Com. Sale--w. r. Guodspeed.
Dictionary Holder Il. W. Noyes.
Pimpies-fen. vandelf.
To Consumot otives--Rev E. A. Wilson.
Errors or Youth-John B. Ogden.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1882-02-24
Pullman SlGspGrs on Night Trains
Parler Cars between Cincinnati b Toledo

Trains o! this Conn any pass PERRYS.
BURG STATION, as follows:
North. South.
d05 N. 7.42 A. u.
o Is - III ~
403 ?. n. SOC P. ".
1907 1859 g
Far Maps. Time TablIs aud other informa- :
IN alton call Station Agent, or address q. r.
A., Cincinnati. o.
Z IL. B.TnOMAS, u. SKINNER,
Gen'l Manager, Traffic Manager
A. J. SMITH, Gen'l Pass. Agent.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-08-11
VOL. XXVI---NO. 80.

While great abundance of clean water
should constantly be used for canning pur-
poses, and careful system of drainage pro-
vided for the same, yet no filth from the otlal
matter should ever be permitted to pass into
streams of running water, for the reasons al
ready stated.
By observing the rules of absolute cleanli
ness in every department of the canning
business, the operations not only thus pre-
serve the comforts of a heathful atmosphere
for themselves and neighboring citizens, but
thereby will assuredly enhance the value of
such canned goods in the estimation of that
large class of individuals whose delicate di-
gestive organs compel them to become fas-
tidious and choice in their articles of food.
1t is maxim in medicine, rs before stated,
that the continued prevalence of decidedly
offensive Odors, arising from the decomposi-
ton of animal or vegetable matters, tend to
the production of disease in direct ratio to
the discomfort occasioned the individual III
their inhalation. 1t is therefore to be inferred
that the presence of disagrecablc etiiuvia in
and about canning houses is of itself evidence
that the conduct of the business of the estab-
lshment is not in accordance with the rules
of sanitary science and, as n corrective, it
becomes the duty of those in authority to en-
force the laws relating to the commission of
nuisances, and thus protect the physical
health, us well as the mental comfort of those
who are thus unnecessarily caused to suf-
fer, from the pollution of mans birthright-
heavens pure air
july 31st 1882.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-08-11
2netical.
THE HUGUENOT LOVER.

THE picture which suggested this poem is
well known to most of our readers. IT repre-
SCENTS scene in Il garden the night before
the massacre of st. Bartholomew a young girl
pleading with here Hoguenot lover to wear the
badge of the Catholic, and so save his life j
The old trito picture rises up before me,
Wheneer yon play that tune,
Two hgures standing in garden,
Meath the still August moon,
rhe one girls with pleading face turned up
Swallowed with great alarm;
Trembling with haste she binds her broidered
IL kerchief
| Whose gaze is bent on her with tender pity
whose eyes look into hers
With deep meaning, though she cannot read IT
Her. are so dim with tears.
What are they saying in that quiet garden.
| With summer flowers allow?
| What gives the woman's voice its passionate
| What makes the mans so low
see love, she murmurs, you shall wear my
1t is the badge know,
And It will bear You safe through the conflict
| lift, indeed, you go.
You viii not wear it : Will not wear my ker.
! chief?
Nay! Do not tell me why.
| will not listenl If you go without il
| You will go hence to die
| Hush! Do not answer! 1t is DEATH I tell Won
| Indeed speak the truth:
| fou standing here so warm with life and yigor
| so bright with health and YOUTH
ion would go hence, out of this moonlight radi
| Out of this gardens bloom,
o1 1nt 1f inc me living thinking, feeling present
| Then he makes answer "Hush! oh, hush. nv
| darling '
| Life is so sweet to me-
| SO full of hope, you need not bid me puarl it,
| II such thing might be.
If such a thing might Debut not through false
dare not stand here in your pure sweet pres
knowing myself untrue"
ut is no sin !' the wild voice interrupts him,
| This is no open strife;
Have you not often dreamt nobler warfare
| In which to spend your life?
| On! FOR my sake, though but for my sake, wear
Think what my life would be
| If you, who gave it first true worth and meaning
Were taken now from me,
| Think of the endless years
/ am so young must live out my lifetime
| With neither hopes nor fears 2"
| He speaks again, in mournful tones and tender
| But with answering faith:
| 'Should not love make us braver ave- and
| stronger,
| Either for life or death?
| And life is hardest! Oh, my love my treasure
| If could bear your part
OF This great sorrow, would go to meet it
With an unShrinking heart
Child! child! ! little dreamt in that bright sum.
| mer,
When first your love sought,
Of all the future store of woe and anguish
Which |, unlinowing, wrought.
| But you'll forgive me? Yes, you will forgive,
| know, when am dead.
| | would have loved you, but words have scant
| meaning;
God loved you more instead
Then there IS silence in tho moont garden,
| Until, with faltering tone,
She ne. sobs the while still cinging close to him
| Forgive me-go- ownw
| SO human love and faith by death unshaken
| Mingle their glorious psalm,
| Albeit low. until the passionate pleading
| is hushed III deepest calm.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-08-11
A Small Dose Of Natural HistOry.-The
House FIy.

The house fly is born of poor but honest
parents. He comes into the world unlimited,
is as happy and sociable while he stops as
the advance agent ola circus, and dies with
none to shed n tear ut his loss. He goes
into the subsequently unmourned and un-
wept. He is queer, amusing little creature.
He is more particularly amusing to bald
headed man. He will interest you at any
time if you will study his habits, and when
he promenades with jaunty air across your
bump of vcneration and over your brow, and
stops on the bridge of your nose to scratch
the back of his neck with both front feet, he
will doubly interest you. Did you ever see
one of them sit before your table, rub his
paws together, brush his hair back, kick the
wrinkles out of his polonase and seem to re-
gard you with look Of interest and friendly
solitude? That is way he has ofshoNing his
social disposition Did you ever have him
to crawl into your huckleberry pie and look
like he belonged there and was simply max
ing martyr OF himself to please you by add
ing something nutritious and palatable to
huckleberry pic2 Well, that is another way
he has of showing his social and selfsacrific-
ing disposition. The more you study the house
fly the more you will come to regard him
with interest and wish that he was little less
social and self.sacrificing. He seems to have
a constant desire to assist man in his labors
and will even try to help him punctuate
letter, frequently, in his innocence and Sim
plicity, putting full stop where there ought
only TO be n comma. There are many pecu-
liaritics about the house fly, one of which is
his persistency in staying when you insist
upon his going, another in his willingness
to starve to death in a printing office when
he could get fat by emigrating to n grocery
store MiiRIet01cn TRANSCRIPT
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-08-11
PiZarrO Grant's CRYING Sin.

"lf Bruddcr PiZarro Grant am in de hall to-
night he will place step ford, began the old
man as Samuel Shin struck the triangle and
sent its quvering notes dancing along the
ceiling.
Brother PiZarro was present, and he step.
ped, his eyes having a squint of alarm and
his knees losing their sand every with motion.
"Brudder Grant" continued the president,
you am young man on de doahstcp of
life; you war very tight pants an q very
short coat, an Il very narrow hat, an you
look decidedly wretcher-chee. De great
world am befo' you. Ifyou begin right no
man dar bet two to one dat you won't sit in a
gobernor's char befo' you am so. If you be-
gin wrong it will be safe to bet l 900 to nuf-
fin, dat you will bring up in State prison befo'
you am ten Vars older"
eyes sah lie tryin' to start right" said
Pizarrc as Brudder Gardner stopped to swal-
low pint of water
"Ihope SOL hope so, but doubt it, Brud-
der Grant. lie had my eyes on you fur some
leetle time back. | doan' fink you would
lie or steal or burglar, or forge, but you has
fallen into one very bad habit De odder
day you met a friend in front of my cabin
an when lie aXed if you war gwine on dc eX.
cursion you replied dat you would gasp to
gurgle." On anoder occasun | heard you re-
Ilark uaI you would 'mlA 10 mufmur.'
Again you observed dat you would "sigh to
stifle," Only an hour ago you advised Pick
les Smith to "bet his sweet life" What does
all desc fings mean, Brudder Grant,"
81 doan' know" replied the victim, rs he
stood on one leg and scratched his head.
Nor | pcither. lie looked up de Latin an
French an German an Greek languages, but
/ can't find any such expreshun rs hire n
hail. see you in dc graveyard or 4 should
smile Why do you make use of EN- ?"
Il doan' know"
Den stop it II plain English am not good
huff for you to 'sprcss your thoughts in, l'arn
Spanish or Chinese, 1t am all right for
sweet young gal who has been frew college
to remark dat she would litter to grin, but
SIGH 'spreshuns doan' sound well comm from
a young man. If / should go home tonight
an tell my ole woman dat | would perspire
to eventuate, or Autograph to luminosity, she'd
look me straight in de eye fur thirty seconds
an den would come climax in which my
nat, head an Il broomsicE would be all mix
ed up.
"Return to your seat, Brudder Grant; go
back an sot down wild II determination to
avoid slang and do your talkin' squar' from
de shoulder When you git tired of beef go
into a grocery an aX fur Goldfish in plain
English, an doan use any mo- oratory dan
am necessary to secure full weight an get rid
OF a quarter wild Il hole in it. We will now
purceed to split de regular order of bizncss
down de back and let out de sleeves"