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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06
A Friend In Need.

Time over and again THOMAS ECLECTRIc
OH has proved a salutary friend to the dis
tressed. As reliable curative for Group In
children, sore throat and bronchial affections,
and as positive external remedy for pain, 1t
Is q never-failing antidote.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

During the recent cyclone in Georgia,
the wells in and around Americas were
blown dry, and the people are thankful
that the wells were not blown out also
Detroit Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

LYDIA E. PINKHAM's Vegetable Compound
strengthens the stomach and kidneys and aids
digestion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

"IAM ellated," said the eel, as he passed
into the whales mouth. allow Jo-nahf'-
The J,ldQe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

A YOUNG lady of this city calls an admirer
who weighs close on to two hundred and fifty
pounds her Observation-Disclosures Telegram.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

Poor Axle Grease makes Poor Horses
Wise's Axle keeps them fat.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

THE thermometer, like man, rises by de-
grees-Tezas Sittings.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

To CHANGE window glass to tin-take pains
to leave the window open when it rains and it
will beat in.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06
Don't Die In the House.

"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs, flies, ants, moles, chip
hunks, gophers. 15c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

THEY call them war-clouds because they
are brought about by the reigning powers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

HANLAN is not interested in mining opera
lions, notwithstanding he has made so much
money out of b oar.-BoSton Transcript
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

Poor Axle Grease ruins your Axles-Wise's
Axle Grease preserves them.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

SOMETHING left over from the fight Of
yesterday" was the Duke of Wellington's
definition of hash.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

TEMPORARY insanity-time tout Of mind
Montreal Witness.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

If anything will give goat the headache
and teach him the first principle OF astronomy,
It is combat with q cast-iron dog. -
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

WHAT kind of field is older than you arel
One that is pasturage.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

STRANGE that a Grsco- Roman wrestling
match should draw a house full Of people. 1t
is only a try-fing affair at best.-Boston
Transcript
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

Csc. buys a pair of Lyons Patent Heel Stiffen-
ers and make a boot or shoe last twice as long.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

A MAN is known by the company he keep.
away from.-N. o. Picayune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

CHEAPER than blacksmithing-is Frazer's
Axle Grease. For sale everywhere. Try it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

THE more -four housekeeper has the more
she kneads.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

TRY the new brand, "sprins Tobacco"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

Pink and pale brown make pretty
com bination.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-06

WIsE's Axle Grease will prevent metal from
rust.ng.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

H0ircs color TO the blood,
natural heaIthfsxt tone to
the digestive organs and
nervous system, making
u applicable 10 General
Debility, Loss OF 4ppc-
lite. prosfrdfion If fifri
Powers and TolDosrucc
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

July 28.-The Senate passed tn g
House resolution requesting the President to
Call an international conference to nix COM
mon prime meridian. The House bill with re-
gard TO the pay Of letter carriers was passed.
The Senate bill to provide for the publication
Of the tsath census was passed. The Senate
then took up the Naval Appropriation bill and
the bill was read for action upon committee
amendments. Amendments were discussed
until the hour Of adjournment and the bill
went over until Monday.
In tho House, the Senate bill was passed
establishing ports Of delivery at Kansas City
aud st. Joseph, Mo. A resolution providing
temporarily (until August p for expenditures
Of the government was passed.
July 81.-In the Senate the House
bill was passed granting the widow Of Heniy
H. Garnett, late minister to Liberia, an amount
equal to her husbands salary for one year.
Mr.. Beck offered an amendment,
which was passed, reducing from 81 100000 to
100000 the amount OF the appropriation for
completing the Miantonomoh and launching
the other four monitors, prohibiting the CON-
pleion Of those four vessels until further or
ders from congress, and directing the Navsl
Advisory Board to report as to the advimblity
of their completion.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

~ N nj GOOD WAGES. - Learn Book
IN keeping, Telegraphy or Short
hand and Typewriting, at the
~ Nayhew Business College 1856
JAhIvJ jefferson ave board ut Trade
Id 4Ul Entrance and Flevnior and be
prepared for good situations.
FOR circulars, call at the College. or ADDRESS
IRA MAYHEM. LII '.. DrTRorr:
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03
THE LAWS OF NATURE.
Brother Gardeners Personal Expe-
rlence as Told to the Llmekiln
Club.

Cottonseed White of Glenrose, Texas,
in a communication of a scientific ma.
ture, addressed to the President. asked
as follows
odd you know that knowledge could
be obtained by experience, and that ex-
perience is but another name for suffer
ingp
"That about the time we grow wise
enough to live we must fail and diep
"That the most meritorious actions
are often followed by the most disas-
trous consequences?
"That this universe is governed by
passionless, purposeless, memorable,
eternal lawr"
81 know all about it," replied the
President, with sad shake of the head.
"I've been right dar. My fust knowl-
edge about a mule was gained by pick
in up one of his hind feet. have in
my kindness Of heart lent my shot gun
to friend to shoot a crow, an bin
obleeged to pay fifteen dollars fur de
calf he killed. have not only observed
dat de universe am governed by pas
sionless, purposeless, memorable. an
eternal laws, but have diskivered dat
de man dat goes fishin' on Sunday mus
buck agin de hull bizness. 1t am sad,
an'syet we must brace up an keep turn
in de grindstOne. Detroit Free Press.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

motion. fell under the wheels and was run
over. crushing bis left leg.
Corn is ninety cents per bushel at
LitchhsId, and farmers state that they shall
commence feeding wheat, unless there is more
difference in price between the two. as a
bushel OF wheat will 20 farther than bushei
and half OF corn.
Mr.. Stewart, of Cheboygan, has a
Jersey COW that has boon playing a game In
the neighborhood Of late. Nearly every COW
In the vicinity that was allowed TO run ap-
pareotly went dry. The jersey was caught
the other day, milking one of her sister
bovines, when che was promptly muzzled with
a spiked collar (around her nose), and now
there's bovine disturbance every time the
cow tries her old tricks.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

Probably the wealthiest sexton in the
world is the one who, every Sunday,
ushers to their seats the congregation
of st. James Chapel, Elberon, N. j. He
is a rather short, stout man, with a
round, full face, beaming with content
ment and benevolence. He lives near
by in $4,000 cottage, has bank ac-
count of several millions, and is known
to the world as G.. w. Childs, proprietor
of The philadelphia Public Ledger.
Lieut.. Danenhower's eyesight is
gradually improving under careful
treatment.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

SPELLING REFORM il ever progress
sive in spite of all conservatism. With
or without authoritative sanction, the
spelling changes for the better, from
generation to generation. 1t may be
well enough. however, TO say that the
English Spelling Reform Association
has been considering some seven diff
ferent schemes of phonetic spelling, and
that it recommends partial changes
which may be Immediately adopted,
pending the further consideration of a
complete scheme. The following five
rules suggested by the American As
ISOLATION will commend themselves to
the approval of thousands who will
feel compelled to await the AUTHORIZE
ton Of custom and the lexicon /. Omit
q in words like he'd, helth, brest. plesure
2. Omit silent in words haU, gto. To-
defnit. 8. Write + for phi in words
like fantom .floscfy, atabet, cantor,
telegram A. Omit the last OF the double
consonants in words like shall, Gilt. dd,
eg. S. Change ed final in in words
like capt, chopt. prest, fart.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03
LuftL. formerly governor Of Alexandria IN
minister OF war and marine.
E0YPTIAN MOTHS.

LuftL formerly governor Of Alexandria a.
minister OF war and marine.
| EGYPTIAN MOTHS.
| The Khedive refuses to entertain a
proposition to extend amnesty to the princi-
pal rebel officers with the view to induce them
to abandon their allegiance TO Arab Pasha.
Retail trade has revived somewhat in
Alexandria. The center ofthe great square is
filling with cafes and booths.
4Intelligence is received that Dervisch
Pasha on his arrival at Constantinople stated
that after the bombardmsnt the English en-
gagged In various acts OF violence against the
Inhabitants and pillaged and burned the town.
1t is believed Arab receives daily
from friends In London accurate accounts OF
measures organized to oppose him.
Ismael Pasha who returned to Alex
andria from Arabi's camp, brought informa'
ton Of the latter's peace proposals, which are
regarded as prepostereus. He seeks 10 have
his affairs condoned, and on this condition he
consents TO disarm portion Of the rebels un-
der his command. Maj. Gen. Alison will not
listen to this demand, and IL drawing closer TO
Arabs position.
A RUMoRED PEACE PROPOSAL.
An unconfrmed report is received at
London that Arab Pasha has proposed terms
Of peace, conditions being voluntary exile and
retention of rank aud pay OF colonel for him
self and nine OF his colleagues. 1t Is added
that the Khedive had submitted the proposals
TO Gen. Archibald Alison. 1t is believed that
this step has been taken ut the instigatioD Of
the Sultan. The report has caused rise 10
Egyptian stocks. Notwithstanding this report
war preparations on the part OF the British
will not be stopped, as there is current
belief that the tricky Arab only wants to gain
time.
POOR CROP OUTLOOK.
A report from Alexandria is to the
effect that the cotton crop will be- ruined for
want of irrigation, which has been prevented
by the cutting Of the Mahmoudish canal. The
wheat crop prospect In lower Egypt is alec on
the decline.
ARAB Is POOLING.
The English are accommodating at
Aboukir and bombardment 10 postponed as Il
Is supposed European prisoners are confined
there. A member OF the government states
that the reports OF Arabi's intention TO offer
terms of surrender are entirely unfounded.
Very little confidence can be placed In the cor
respondents at Alexandria.
FORT DESTROYED.
The fort at Gabarie. Alexandria, was
destroyed on Saturday.
Fifteen thousand Turkish troops
have been ordered to proceed to Egypt this
week.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03
FOREIGN WAR NEWS, ETC.
DECLARED A REBEL.

D1ShhhnD N hhHhhs
After considerable faltering the Khe-
dive has dismissed the rebellious Arab Pasha
from the ministry Of war. He also forbids
Egyptian troops obeying the commands o
Arab. The water supply Of Alexandria Ia grad
ually growing less as the Nahmoudieh caDal
supply still remains shut of. The work Of
condensiug water Is progressing, and it is
hoped sufficient can be prepared TO save the
populace. Occasional miscreants are picked
up in the streets with cotton balls saturated
with petroleum.
ASSISTING ENGLAND.
Advices to the London Observer are
to the effect that the. Khedive's proclamation
asks the people to assist the English, who 1t
says are promoting the real interests OF
Egypt.
AFFAIRS GROWING WORSE.
The country is drifting into anarchy,
Atrocities; equal to any ever perpetrated in
Bulgaria, are committed with impunity. Two
Ge mans at Tulkh, sheltered by the station
master until the train was ready to start, were
caught entering the cars, their heads held ovel
the carriage door and threats cutAnother Chris
tian was placed on the rails and the engine
run TO aud fro over his body. Cairo Is daily
threatened, and 1t is evident 1t will suffer tn,
fate Of Alexandria unless Arabs horde of fol.
lowers is headed of. 'Aboukir is also In
danger, forces having been reported movinS
In that direction.
ARABS SUCCESSOR,
The Khedive has appointed Omal
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

An elaborate funeral procession es-
corted the renal Is OF the late Minister Marsh
to the protestant cemetery in Rome, where
they were buried, and will remain until Sep
TENDER. Mrs. Marsh will continue her resi-
dence in Italy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03
SoIpIo. N. Y Dec. / 1879

SCIPIo, N. Y, Dec. l, 1879.
I am the Pastor of the Baptist church
here, and an educated physician. i am
not in practice, but am my sole family
physician. and advise in many chronic
cases. Over year ago recommended
your Hop Bitters to my invalid wife,
who has been under medical treatment
of six of Albany's best physicians sew
eral years. She has become thorough
ly cured Of her various complicated
diseases by their use. We both recon-
mend them to our friends, many of
whom have also been cured of their
various ailments by them.
REV. E. r. WARREN.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

TER, Elevator, Reels ~ 4 y,nths. Je,iy Pans So
yhum Mills All ''!rr Nh sGpnlies illus cafs
logue free Q. q. 81 A " rrnN. Detroit. Mich
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03
FOREIGN.
DEAD.


Among the prominent persons who
have just passed from earth are reported Mr..
Jno. Church Hamilton, son OF the Revolution
airy statesman, at New York, In his Goth year.
Edward Arthur Wellington, second Baron Of
Keane, In England, in his 6Sth year; and Thorn
as Guards, president of Costa Rica.
REPORTED UNDER ARREST.
The English Foreign Office confirms
the report Of the arrest at Puerto Cabelo, Ven
ezula. OF one OF the assassins of Frederick
Oavendish and Thomss Henry Burke.
SENTENCED FOR TREASON.
Herr Melting, arrested at Berlin for
selling plans Of the coast deferses Of Germany
to the Russian government has been sentenced
TO six years Imprisonment at hard labor.
IRISH POTATO CROP.
The weather in Ireland has improved
considerably The past few days. Though the
potato blight has appeared in badly drained
ground, there Is splendid crop In most parts
OF the country.
THE STORY DOUBTED.
A detective of the Irish constabulary
will be sent to Caracas to receive 0Brien, held
on suspicion OF being one Of the murdereis Of
Lord Frederick Cavendish. There is strong
Discrimination on the part of Dublin detsc-
tive, specially charged with investigating the
Phoenix Park murder to believe that O'Brien is
one Of the guilty persons. There is no doubt
two If the men engaged in the murders cid
escape abroad, but not to Venezuela, and
neither o: those men is named O'Brlen. The
arrests in connection with the Seville place
murder are more likely to throw light upon
the Phoenix Park tragedy.
HAS o'BRIEN TOLD LIE?
From information CLEANED at Dublin.
1t appears westgate or O'BrieD, the men ar
rested in Venezuela on his confession that he
was concerned la the Phenix Park murders
is a Scotchman. On the day OF the tragedy he
sailed from Northwall for Swansea at p. M,
or ten minutes before the tragedy occurred.
Consequently he could not have been one Of
the assasslns. Some of his friends were With
him at Northwall an hour before the vessel
sailed. The authorities at Dublin are conf
dent Westgate Is innocent, although detectives
will probably have to be taken TO Ireland in
order to satisfy the public feeling.
ENGLISH SENTIMENT ABOUT IRELAND,
The London Times, commenting on
the address OF the Canadian Parliament to the
Queen, in favor OF home rule for ireland, says:
The respectful phrases in which the address
is couched cannot blind anyone to the fact that
il amounts to vote OF censure on the govern
ment and encouI agement to its avowed enc
mes. We are at a loss TO determine whether
the circumstance Of the address, as simply a
dodge to catch the Irish vote ought TO be re-
earded as al aggravatioa or excuse for the Of
tense. If the more charitable view be taken
it condemns the Canadian Parliament as guilty
Of levity OF thought which must seriously de-
tract from the value of any opinion 1t may
form.
An elaborate funeral procession es-
corted the renal Is Of the late Minister Marsh
to the protestant cemetery in Rome, where
they were buried, and will remain until Sep
TENDER. Mrs. Marsh will continue her resi-
dence in Italy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

The forestry laws of Kansas have
been fruitful Of permanent results. 1t
is said there have been planted in tina
state 80, 900 acres of trees.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

The practice of going to Europe to
travel and rest costs the United States
about one hundred and twenty-five mil
lion of dollars annually.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-03

PITTsFoRD, Mass, Sept. 2S, 1873.
SIRs-I have taken Hop Bitters and
recommend them to others, as 1 found
them very beneficial.
MRS. J. w. FULLER,
Sec. Women's Christian Temperance
linton.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1882-02-01
A Kiss on the sly.

There is to be found much refresh
ment in well.proportioned kiss. This
much everybody acknowledges, though
only frank few have the courage to ac-
knowledge it openly. As it is curious
tact, yet unexplained by the philoso-
pliers, that the slyer the kiss is the more
is in it OF refreshment
A kiss that is paid as forfeit before a
whole room full OF people is prosaic, not
to Say embarrassing. The girl laughs,
which spoils the romance, and the fellow,
ten to one. blushes-neither Of them
thinking much of it, and they are both
apt pretty soon to forget all about it.
But let the same fellow kiss the same
girl when nobody is looking, and the stu
alton is rs different as possible. That
sort of kiss, fired off in a hurry behind
the door or in conservatory, is like an
electric shock, and is as sweet as cream.
The taste of it sort of holds on and con-
stantly suggests the propriety-or i'm
propriety, as the case may be-of trying
it again. And the laughing and blush
ing are exactly reversed. The fellow
laughs without spelling the romance q
bit, and the girl bushes like a pink
carnation.
1t is queer that the very same thing
should under such slightly al cred cir
cumstances, be SO tntirely different, nor
is it any the less queer because the diff
ference has existed from the earlies' age
Of the world. philadelphia zvmes.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1882-02-01

Atlength itappears, says an exchange,
that radical change III the fashion Of
arranging woman greatest glory, her
hair, is really 10 take place. We hear
rumors OF impending innovation from
headquarters - in other words, from
Paris. 1t is probable, though, that they
will here ! Q simply voices III the AIR aud
nothing more for some time still. First,
because II new fashion never gets fairly
started with us until it is almost M old
one on the other side Chis statement
may sound both unfair and unpleasant,
but it il literally exact, neyerlheless),
and then become the close, prlm, de-
mure little cOiDWc PIngiaiSc which
is now worn, aud has been for the past
two years or more, is exceptionally
suited to tho small, delicate head and
slim face Of the average American
woman. II is not 50 well suited to the
piquant, irregular featured minors" of
tho ParIsieancs, however. Therefore
they have begun to adopt a looscr, softer,
less severe style of couture.
The hair will, dming the winter, i.
seems, he worn lower on the neck i'll
coils, blaids, or curls, and in the even
ing, when flowers are added, they will
be mounted in trailing sprays and gar
lands, to fall gracely on the said coils,
braids, or curls. The latter 0he curls)
are apparently destined again to most
especial favor And there have been re.
Gently number Of young ladies seen
abroad with their hair cropped short
like n boys, and curled in fluffy rings
all over the head, after that same fashion
50 very much i'll vogue about ten years
ago.
There are faces to which it is an nm
dcniahly becoming couture, this. But
as to its being generally becoming, or
even remotely so-thnt is not, assure dly.
A blonde, rather small and delicate and
yiyacious, with eyes soft, silky hair, and
rather II chlld-like face, perhaps. looks
most charming with her sunny halo Of
clustering rings, quite cherub, and
probably ten years younger than she is.
We knew Polish lady some few
years ago, with n pretty, pale, spiritu
'ho i'tt, uNIl-bl'Huc HHiI, uHlh'bibNH
eyes, and mole on her left cheek, who
had adopted this coitiWc, with black
velvet and blue ribbon passed across the
front occasionally, and it suited her to
absolute perfection. But then there are
hosts of women who, after they have
made the sacrifice Of hair for n passing
Of fashion, look anything but well with
cropped and curly heads-in fact, look
quite decidedly the opposite from well.
And it is no small sacrifice for woman
with fine suit Of hair to have it cut off,
either. The result should pay very well
to make the performance at all satisfac
tory. 1t is one of those cases in which
the immortal Shakespeare's counsel to
look before we leap may be pondered
with good effect,