Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-14
PITN AND POINT.


PITN AND POINT.
TIE coming corn is serious move
ment on foot.
TIE tailor knows how to get around
customer.
"ToorH is mighty" is the motto of
the gentle dentist.
UNEASY lies the head that has been
hit with q baseball.
LEARNING by rote-the man who is
rotated out Of an Office.
4 BLACKSMITH IS sa!lo' a'ra;tal GO
forgery, though he lives i>y It.
Hope springs eternal in tn ST, = irs.-ii:
W. man ne'er il, bu: aiNa.st3 5--;;.cst!
Punch.
PRIsCE BISMARCK Is foa1 os onioa
sCE1p. He thinks ii Improves lis breath.
DECISIONS in lawsuits are ren,iAre
the same as lard is rendered-by trying.
CHAMPAGNE is known by it's hzz. AMI
tho champagne drinker is known b. lis
phiz.
The announcement is now made that
gum arabic was discovered in the mucll-
age.
DANISH butter is the latest foreign
importation. CHOW we can have it
pat"
ELEVATED railroads are owned by
monopolists, who want to ride over the
heads of the lower classes. P5cdajs:3ae.
The difference between dog and
t,rxr re, 20 a. %1,o@
dog finds scent he doesn't spend it for
! candy.
"CANr," says Emerson, els useful to
provoke common sense" 1t is also
useful, with an apostrophe, when Doubt
full friend asks you 10 lend him So.
No, ALaENoN, loafer is not MN
who makes loaves. He is rather man
whom it were faint praise to kick him
half way across the street every time YOU
| meet him on his favorite corner.
WHEN any Office hunter puts himself
into the hands of his friends, and his
friends don't set him down before WOO :
pile and sawbuck, they are no5 doing
their daty-not by long shot. -Detroit
Free Press.
Some DOUBTS are expressed about the
success OF the ar!esi;;n we'll nov b'irg
bored in Galveston. No fears nee,! b..
| entertained. The man who digs lUJ OF
more feet into the ground f,r water can
not help getting Il long we'd.
| ANOTHER illustrations OF INC value os
advertising! \ gentleman cane int)
| the CoWrGat Office late last night and
advertised the loss Of valuable dog
! When he reached home fifteen minutes
later lie found the dog was sitting on the
] doorstep.
els THERE letter here in a scented
! envelope for my wife," he asked the
| Postmaster, while the green fires FROM
his eyes made the Office look like ieafy
forest. eyes, sir" answered the Post
master, as he handed it out. The jeal-
! GUS man tore it open at once, when, 10
and behold it was the milliner's bin for
| $50. No succeeding chapters.
AT q high-school examination the
teacher asked the son of an old ice deal
er how many ounces in a pound. And
! the boy said it depended cn the extent
! Of the crop, the length of the summer,
and the heat of the weather, varying
from five and half to eleven and three
fourths, but never reaching as high as
| sixteen--HaYkeye.
1 DIR. HOLLAND said 5tthe greatest
blessing that a young man can enjoy is
! poverty" Yes, Doctor, poverty is a
great blessing. 1t keeps a young man
from going headlong to ruin. When he
sees other sadly aft 'cte,l ,ich young men
! courted and fatterei, driving tleir dog
/ cabs, and far,ng sumptEonsly every day
he goes in and partahes Of al emancip-
/ ated lunch, and thanks his stars that nc
/ has been saved from such a terrible fate.
-Neav Y0rS; Commercial A,lCeatises.
"FOER OF KIND"
/ naughty boy sent one day
With money tor coat TO pay;
Alas he did no. cane the goat
mean, lie did not gain the coat.
For ON the way, o burning shame!
He fell against poker game;
| Saddest IF words, football blush
! OF course mean a bob-tail flush.
His money gone, his awful dad
He knew would thrash him bitter bad;
| Too well, alas he blew his nose
| should have said, he knew his blows.
.Father," lie cried, with fearless eye,
| 81 could, bat will not tell lie;
| Against three kings packed two bears
That's, mean, backed two pairs.''
As passenger train on the ST.. Paul
road was approaching FranksyiIle, a
man was discovered by the engineer OF,
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