Daily Republican., 1882-09-27
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Sun sets s. 80.

II Grab salad at Fullmer's
DeViled crabs at FulImer's.
Stewed crabs ut Fullmer's:
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Clocks, lamps, lamps, cheap 99c. store.
A half loaf is better than whole loafsr.
Dr. Darmon's office, 1874 Camac st. Phila.
Get your conAa roasted at 4O9 King street.
q. s. Humphrey s. Bro, one price hiatt ors.
A lover has all the qualities husband mas
! not.
Never too late to mend-A torn ten dollar
note.
A real estate transfer-moving cart load
OF dirt
A fool and an accordeon are both easily
| drawn out.
Broad Gauge takes the premium at Mcl-
Inns west Front Street.
Man wants but little here below and that's
just about what he gets.
FtRs Is K. Plain Gold Rings, at E. E
Hanfs, l6 East Fourth street.
Pure cider vinegar a. the old grocery store
Of W. H. Lloyd, 7th and King.
Bank cashiers are generally smart fellows
! tut they are frequently tiighty.
DIR. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Ot all shares, pillow shares are the most re-
! liable. They always turn out something.
Why didn't the dog want place in the
ark2 BecaNse he had bark OF his own.
The difference between belle and bur
glar.Th belle carries false locks and the bur
| glaH falEe keys.
Perhaps the reason the foolish virgins had
no OIL in their vessels was because they USED
1t all on their hair.
slime retouched cards for 81 a; Hollands
gallery No. East Third street. between
Market and King streets.
What wood is the best for winter use ? asks
an exchange. Your neighbours is pretty
good if kept In dry place
NAUTICAL Tho young skipper wi o takes
party Of girls out sailing should COL tent lin
self with huggng the shore.
Everybody KuOwp that Holland makes tho
best tin types 10 the CITY, No. 4 Sc Thiri
street between Market and KlRR.
II some religious people we know would
pray on their Ieig hbors less and their knees
more, the world would be better off.
Scene IN an oyster hoUse-"See here, the Q
oysters are spoiled" That's all right; l
put In twice as many on that account"
A preacher who had turned o speculator
ana bought lot of hogs on rising market
telegraphed his agent: Hold the pork, for l
am coming"
Solomon is said to have had some nine
hundred wives Uf all sorts. What 1t must
have cost him for fries in boxes when he
stayed out late.
Shakespeare asks, Whats in Nance
Well, it is good thing, lometimes. Not
necessarily for publication, but IN erely as Ii
guarantee OF good faith.
A New York tourist who ate an alligator
| for beetsteak in Florida didn't get the
taste out of his mouth until he had eaten
half peck OF onions and four dozen her
| rings.
Geo. K. Baugh does the finest wood carv.
ing tor buildings and cars, also the finest
lmOuldngj of ali kinds for photOgra Jhs and
all sorts Of pictures Call and see. No. 5O
Shipley st.
Isa man to be deemed insane because he
klsses the girl to whom he is engaged in an
enthusiastic and bOisterous manner? Why,
| surely not. 1t Is only after marriage that
such actions denote insaniIy.
A traveller asked q New Haven saloon
keeper II they had ever any cases of sunstroke
In that town. mo sir, said he, if man
gets drunk here he says he is drunk and
never calls 1t any other name"
| A crusty old fellow once asked: "What is
the reason that gritins, dragons and devils
are ladies' favorite subjects for embroidery
ldesigns2" "Ah, because they are continual
ly thinking about their husbands was the
Ilady's quick retOrt.
People who are not so very particular about
the color Of their bread my $500 per barrel
-four is sure to please. The bread is sWeeter
and richer than -four costing very much
more. l have grades of -four at all prices.
The cash will get you bargain, W. D. Pick
els, 4O7 King st.
A boy paid his first visit to country school
as q scholar, and as he came home at night,
his mother inquired "Well, Henry, how do
you like going to school?' 'Fine!" he re.
piled in an excited voice, 81 saw four boys
licked, and one girl get her ear pulled, and
l don't want to miss day for anJ thing"
This country is not without its brilliant in.
tellects. A country editor has just produced
/ this gem: "What is the difference between
a popular swinging bed ana wooden ham
One is a hammock, and the other is mock
lham." Now, If YOU don't call that excrucia-
tingly witty, what on earth do you want
A three-year.old son Of prominent Cleve.
Hand clergyman took his first ride in an ele-
vator recently, and then went home and de-
scribed it, ave rode in an alligator. They
said 1t was an alligator, but 1t didn't seem to
me TO be one. 1t seemed 10 me to be Just the
upstairs coming down stairs and the down
stairs going upstairs.