The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-12-09
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BLACK SHEEP,
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL! .
Say, OLD S~UNFLowER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns?

Say. OLD SUNFLowER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns?
Why. L PICKLES. he is loading. them with NUsH
and then discharging them.
But the charge comes out at the w1oNe Esd.
Why; sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
BUILT. but the house that the Duke of 6dineurg slept
that Queen Anne or Queen Kalama rode in; and also that
he had bought part of the OLD CHINESE THEATRE,
and had procured lots of Chinamen's TAILS to have on
exhibition.
wouldn't churn," 50 he has got in a new role. after the
Yes, OLD PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
s Da, y ,Ss s;o6 Bpt so yGq RP Pee hi f ia look Is out nP for T his d HtRs a ass
he says the Government has been FLEEcED enough; it
for them: but. at the same time. he don't wish to be sell
fish in the matter; he has made ample provision for all
that may come to him He has got a hne lot of MORENO
RAMS nothing to do with those ram-rods that 1 spoke of
and any one wishing can buy one of those Rams. and then
can have a fleece of his own. II GO WEST buys one Of
be likely to get tina FOOT ROT and other diseases to
mend a preparation made of one pound of SOFT SOAP,
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
The preparation as given above should be diluted with
will not iniure the hair. But these diseases seldom get
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
Say. oLD sUSFLowER 1 . saw Sir: Patty riding in a
beautiful wagonnette last Friday. Well, sir, it is one of
Patv get that carriage fromi
Now. look here. OLD PICKLES. you can't come any of
your smart Erickson mo; you know very well that all
those nice jobs come from the :" Government Factory"
81 SHOP 6ins street, that Is the Do9' STREE !" n BOSS
b. ssy T n0w cot 4f for y SgSF WooD isKi AM sense Who
what, for my BODY BUILDER have got a little
fellow from Louisville. Kentucky, Who can discount any
th Nov th OLD fSsa GS sfTe 2 sReS What hsil are you giving us,
Nothing but the truth.
VIVA. has become of that young man that made bodies
and Hartshorn,
o, he has gone up town, to work for that man ON Fort
on yes that slim slim man an | 9G %rs think he will ever be
No. 1 think not he has got a tape worm. 1 never saw
a Rsn oct oIS Sf st f. That I thin nsa tS 9Hs S # 5h Man sh b5SN1 IN THE
SWAMI can beat you on painting:
OLD SUN. he told me he had the best painter i'll the
Did YOU believe himi
l had no reason TO disbelieye BIN.
who did he tell you he had!
He said he had T. d. HARRISON.
Yes. Did he tell you be had +, II. Harri'"nT We'll,
him for the last two months.
Now. OLD sun, none OF your sof, soap. Who is he
to work for!
Why VI Z is saw VIII me
do Old PICKLES. Go West gave him such q good
name; and told people that he was the best workman
Kings work. and the King would have nobody but him
SO you went for him and got himi
Wei, OLD ~sUNFLowER what has become of the
Green Harp " painter yon had some time agor
What Dennis
What, the Irish Agitator
Yes, that is the man.
WY, % ytd m M az awSn q intin ny f%r . {. y9I i"T loo III,
go. Why. his painting was done so horribly it used to
Ssste h fet nim a : 90 9 Vest. Il . quiet way was the
How is il about your Trimmer. OLD
Who do you mean. STEM
That is the man; 1 thought go West got him
Yes, he did. but he did not keep him. He agreed for
One Hund6ed Dollars bonus. but he did not get it. and 1
Then You have got all of those workmeng
YOU BET This go West business / must explain to
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
the tas6 New m Y0rf to I . ao Vests ne Wed Wed. to sl, s1 Go S Sd fst s, to al, all
ing down in Nova SCOTS, and it was with him as with an
Old man was well to do in this worlds goods. but never
went to church, whilst the old woman was somewhat in
ting up in their teens. and the old woman thought they
nan to go to church and let the GALS get in society. thst
they were approaching wonanhood. and If they did not
made an impression ON the old man, and he consented to
go. to crafty mamma's wishes; but still. at the same
they got started, but on the way the old man says,
Mother, 1 have not been in the church since we were
married, SO l think the old dominic will make some re-
marks about it" Says the old woman. Z" You talk like an
old fool. the dominic may not know that we are in the
church: Well now, old woman. you have your way
usher seated them all right, and the two GALS; but tho
dominic that msrried them over twenty years before,
head, finally the old dominic in the pulpit rose up. open
ed his hymn book and e3mmeneed to read thusly. :" Re.
and sail. q" By Joye. mother. what did I tell you about
them .Ah," says the old man. a. there are no other
Ransnms in this house. you can't fool he on that, / can't
hoist that in" So home they went and haven't been to
church since. This is a parallel cEse with that of Go
West. That young man was a reader of the Tribune. and
he saw the /" go West " in it, so he got up and got, and is
now in the Swamp.
Well. OLD sun. that rs quite a comparison, but no
about that Old Junk Store!
Well, OLD PICKLES, 1 SIN worried with You.
Have you any objections to being called
Not at ali. OLD PICKLES, on the contrary 1 think it Is
quite a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar, poet and
apostle of Estheticlsm, has given to the Sunhower and
the Lily the most prominent places in the Floral World;
the Lily for its purity and delicScy. and Sunhower from
it's resembling to the Golden Orb of Day. Tti inmate
rial to me whether 1 an dSlled a Sunnower or a Rose.
THE Rose by any other name will smell as sweet"
We'll, just once more, II sun, have you any
Not many, OLD PICKLES.
Give us a few, OLD Sun.
from the mouth of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
How is that, OLD PICKLEsr
Quite sufficient. OLD Sun.
Well. OLD PICKLES. 1 have a lot more, but it is get
ting late, and time is money. still 1 ought to say some
thing more about that TO West notice in the papers, and
would do so, if it were not 50 soft and silly. 1 thought
that tocos-pocus-rhincus would have done better for the
amount paid for 1t,
Now, just another question:, OLD sun, have you any
thing to say for yourself?
Yes, OLD PICLES, l might say y great deal. but L
don't want to hurt the feelings of the OLD MAN IN THE
MARSH, so 1 Will merely add that if you know any per
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trim
med or painted. or who wants ANYTHING in the sHddlery
line. or who requires iron work or horse shooting, send
them along TO the
Pioneer Shops on King Street,
where all such work is done IN the best manner and on
the most liberal terms.
All kinds of tools and machinery for well-borins. and
other hand and steam tools made aud repaired.
Carriages, Expresses, Lumber Wagons (pattern of the
Putnsm Cart or Horse Break MilkWagons, English Dog
carts. etc, made to order.
All varieties of Harness on hand or made to order
Splendid Saddles and Brides, suitable for use on the
occasion of The Coronation.
Fancy Brides made and on baud.
Also, Material, spokes Felloes. Hubs, and all other ar