Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-14
HUMOROUS.

IL MOhVOOs
THE hen gets her peck of dirt many
times day.
EPrTAPH for the spring lamb-Peas to
his hashes.
WHAT religion is most prevalent in
spring? Buddhism.
STRANGE, but Columbus had his egg
sit before he passed from the stage.
4 wcMAN's heart is small affair, but
It can upset the biggest man tina: ever
adorned this world.
i NAN who has mulatto servant girl
named Ella, calls her umber-Ella. We
don / Sia4na fun In that.
The moonshiners" are about the
only persons who have succeeded il
keeping secret still.
- szt III the papers that the Chinese
us So. will bet 81 that the Chinese
dot'5 SO better than 2:10. 5faud S.
WIZ light-haired mans locks be-
"a 10 Urn gray he's getting or 20 80
), lien they begin to turn black he's get
Ing On to 50.
!. NV boom IN Confe7er.te r.
ras coT:Tlenced in the South, c. . =, -
!, sail, by fresh orders from Ce-:n ),
TIC orders must be very fresh.
81 WANT little change" s.: NJ;
T.. 10 her husband. "Wel!,' wA- >
i,oartleSs response, "just Wit 60 -.
lime brings change to everybo>i..
AT THE PARTY.
VIII yen lance at our dancer" He s~it, Dance.
Like 10 dn CO with dancer whose dancing is true:
For yo,: dance as dancer should dance and you
knew
could dance with dancer that dances like you
Lock there" said an indignant Aus
tin tenant to his landlord, "there is
cat in the cistern of that house you
rented to me-" els it dead?" 1t
looks like it." "Then it will not dis
t,uh You any at night, SO I Will have to
raise your rent SIS on that account"
CHARLES BASN1sTER, that inveterate
p:lnster, coming into a cohae-room one
stormy night, said, "He never saw such
| d VIM! in his hfe.'' "Saw g wind" re-
| Piled friend, 81 never heard OF such a
thine as seeing wind; pray, what WAS
| it iiie?'' ''Like?" answered Charles -
like to have blown my hat off. .
SOUTH END man has recently ob-
t,.ined a wife under false pretenses.
! Finding that as decent, we'll behaved
young man she wouldn't notice him, he
conlr.ved to make her believe he was
really tough case, and she at once mar
ried tim TO reform him. Women ere
curious creatures. Post.
COMING events, etc. North country
IN
! ttr. C;u.ff, SO we're going to have al
election How do you-hum what 10
you-t;ink about it 2" Farmer (waril J
- TANK about it, sir? Wh'ay, ,
think l shall be shakkin' han.l> vi
some groeat foalks vary sh.rtly -
! Pu1tcsa.
| \ CORRESPONDENT writes to ask why
| thu money collected for the p;.ie is
called Peters pence. We have 10 .,i..:,.
unless il is because Peter didn't have.
any. We should think, however, the
'Geeation of expenses would have made
l,m very pensive. Peter should be ap.
pointed patron saint Of editors. he said:
"Silver and gold l have none" and he
vast joking about it either. Teas
! Si}tings.
TIE NEW SALESLADY.
| She spread the goods before him.
| With haif-averted eyes
Their quality and value
Ex.oliing to the skies.
| That voice-O how bewitchingi
! Those hands-how soft and white!
| Those eyes-how fascinating!
That Iace-hew fair a sight!
| 1.-THE goods are very pretty
No co,sht what they appear;
But then, Think he added,
lyon little dear"
With cheeks fuffused with bushes,
| Size turned her head away,
A-d innocentiy answered
| That's what the fellers say !"
| -.Neic York Wears.
A GENTLEMAN in this city was going
ont with little nephew and his baby
sister, Grace. when he hesitated and re-
marked that he thought it was going to
rain. Little George did not like this,
and said he would bet that it wouldn't
rain. "How much will you bet %
asked his uncle. "Well," said C ere.
thinking q moment, "I'il bet 25 c,s,s-. "
"Pat up your money" said his uncle.
Bu. at this moment baby Grace ,l!s,:nv.
cred several drops of rain, and drawing
attention to them said gravely: II 'inl
90 better put up 90 umbellar. "-Dctrri1
Post.
CARE you fond of dogs?" "Nos
very" said the tramp. "Would you
mind holding this one for me for few
minutes ?" "It'll cost yer 10 cents. :"
'1All right" said the man, delivering up
the animal, that inspected its new GUS
todian with an ominous movement of the
muscles of the jaw. When the owner
returned, he encountered the tramp run
ming round the corner and exhibiting
symptoms Of considerable agitation.
Where's the dog?" he inquired. ga
policeman's got him." 'Why didn't
you hold on to him ?" 81 couldn't get a
chance; he was too busy holdin' on to
me-"