Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-02-06
ALL SORTS.

A maiden went into the water
To bathe but her mamma she safer,
And after some effort she cater,
And back to the seabeach she brater,
Like lamb led away to the slater.
She told her she always had thater,
An obediant dutiful dater.
And If she had done as she'd later,
She'd have stad on the shore; and she'd alter
Resist her desire for the water.
ALWAYS REFREsHING.-A delicious odor is impaired
by Floreston Cologne which is always refreshing no
matter how freely used.
man who had scolding wife, being asked what
he did for living. replied that he kept dollhouse.
ONE EXPERIENCE FROM MANY.-Ihad been sick and
miserable SO long and had caused my husband so
much trouble and expense, no one seemed to know
what allied me, that 1 completely disheartened
and discouraged. In this frame of mind got bottle
of Hop Btters and used them unknown to my family.
1 soon began to improve and ganed SO fast that my
husband and family thought it strange and unnatural;
but when told them what had helped me, they said,
Hurrah for Hop Bitters long may they prosper, for
they have made mother well and US happy."-The
Mother.
1t is said that sharks will not bite swimmer vino
keeps his legs in motion. If you can keep kicking
longer than shark keep waiting you are all right
SUFFERING WoMEN.-There is but very small pro-
portion of the women of this that do suffer
from some of the diseases for which Eiiney-WOrt is
specific. When the bowels have become costive,
headache torments kidneys out of fix piles distress
take package and it's wonderful tonic and renovating
power will cure you and give life Watchman.
boot aud shoe shop hangs out the sign Cast iron
lasts" We all know it does, but don't want any
boots made of it.
WORD TO Observation-Disclosures should remember
most important duty at this to look after
the health of their families and cleanse the malaria
and impurities from their systems. and that nothing
will tone up the stomach and liver regulate the bow
els and purify the blood perfectly Parkers Gin
ger Tonic. advertised in our columns.-Tost. See
other column.
When mans money is gone his friends drop of
like buttons from ready-made pants
Forty-two years DR.. Hatch's Mixture has stood the
test and has not been found wanting. Our grandfah
ers used it, our fathers recommend it and the sons
are recognizing Its merits as being Invaluable in
coughs, colds, Group, lung fever. etc.
A New Jersey man couldn't see any danger il
smoking while weighing powder" His funeral occur
red next day. but only one of his legs able to bt
present.
Wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con
sumption and all diseases Of the throat, lungs ant
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
Miss Lephrancer (readng Lord Lornes speech oil
the subject)-"'The further west the young woman
went, the more offers she got!' Oh. mamma, let II
go to Canada as far west as possibler'
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send Dr. Dye
| Gelehrafed Electro VOtaic PplS md ther
Appliances on trial for thirty days to young men an
older persons who afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality etc, guaranteeing speedy relief and CON
. plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also 70
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidne
difficulties, ruptures, and many other diseases. Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich.
paper lately gave pathetic description of tn
suicide of woman. in which 1t is told that she ende
her virtuous life in the cool retreat afforded by col
venient and outrageous well.''
: ELEGANCE AND PURITY-Ladies who appreciat
elegance and purity are using Parker's Hair Balsan
1t is the best article sold for restoring gray hair
, original color, beauty and lustre.
! Canadian schooma'am has devised new metho
of coercion for unruly boys. She applies mustai
plasters in places where they will do the most goo
and has discovered that the ferue is nowhere in con
parison, a means of making it warm" for II
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{ cuprits.
"RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
last Ask druggists for Trough on Rats" 1t cleal
out rats mice, reaches flies, bed-bugs l5c boxes
l SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Absolu
cure for nervous debility and weakness of the gener
tive functions. ST. at druggists. Prepaid by expires
Il $l.25, for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, NJ.
4 "BUCHUPAIBA."-New quick, complete cure day
nation. kidney diseases 81 at druggists Prepaid
express. $685. 6 for S. E S. Wells. Jersey City, N
"What is the wosst thing about riches? ." asked IL
Sunday-school superintendent. And the new boy sa
mot having any,"
NOT TO BE SNEEzED AT-That pure sweet, sa
and effective American distation of witch has
American pine, Canada fir, marigold and clover bic
. son. called Sanford's Radical Cure for Catarrh fe
: doses instantly relieve the most violent sneezng
head cold. stop all watery discharges from the no
and eyes, cure headache and nervousness, and banr
e all danger of fever. Complete treatment for 81.
|. fashionable journal says that plump girls are
longer popular" Correct; it's the slim girl with t
. plump fortune that takes the cake
:, true assistant to nature in restoring the systt
to perfect health. thus enabling resist disease
Browns Iron Bitters.
During the ninth waltz, Oscar pointing to his boo
o remarked to Fel1ciana: You can't say have
% polish" NO." said She 'but you shine at the wro
end"
A WoMANs ExPEEIENCE.-Mothers and daught
Y should feel alarmed when WEAKNESS constantly
II presses them. "If l am fietful from exhaustion
vital powers and the color is fading from my ia
III Parkers Ginger Tonic gives quick relief 1t builds
5 up and drives away pain with wonderful certainty
Buffalo lady.
The London Lancet says that pots Of flowers a
plants in sleeping rooms are apt to give sleepers
! dreams. Leave em down cellar if you want to DIRE
/ of finding money and marrying an heiress.
Z. Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia general debil
If liver complaint boils. numors chronic diarrhoc
nervous affections, female complaints. and all dsea
ia originating in a bad state of the blood.
z, "Mr. j. is at the door and wishes to see yo
well don't want TO be interrupted" "But my
:, husband, you are really doing nothing" Exactly
l. but that's The reason why don't wish to be
To turbed"
ri HENRY's CARBoLIo sALvE-Henry's Carbolic sa
is the best salve for cuts, bruises. sores, ulcers
rheum, letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns
all kinds of skin eruptions. freckles and pimples.
ne Henrys Car.olic salye as all others are counterfe
y, Price 25 cents.
lie DIR. Green's oxygenated Bitters is the best rem
ld for dyspepsia. biliousness. malaria Indigestion
diseases of the blood, kidneys. liver skin, etc.
- Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections Of
mucous membrane. of the head and throat
DR.. Motifs Liver Pills are the best catba
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