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Gounlrn propcrtp for Ga.e an1 20 Ect.

DIRONDACKS.
\ FOR -ALE-A large MANSION on the shore
h.auttfu. lake about hours rd" FROM -aril1ei
Cd Adirondack railroad Ample lawn shade, t4r -,
abuuUaI.r OK Nalcr uHtIIhe many a-
IlcuCe summer D"ilhNg pace
from hundred acres .es.led Also ~ lr 7i
place the vicinity Of the above. Address MRS. c.
RUSSELL, Troy, y. y.
Al ORANGE, Y. j. (nei ,hborhoot Speail'rU
H-Propery sal a1 rent s vtietss great ptrgulA
EDWAPDP. "A ilLrON. > PAS" y i.
At RTDGEFIELD. CONN, 10 let for the
sra-0n-FurIl house. - rooms. good stable accom-
mOaatiDL-, ta4 auuH'Inrc p iiuli H' ma t .,
ruosQuoc~ hours from York 500 feet above t'c1t"r
Address G. L. KOCKWELL Mrudcn Conn
4 FIRST-CLA>S boarding-hou>c finely To-
~ Gated. near springs and large lote's arcoHHaaies
seventy guests. Address p % Box. 5'4, .a-l.3-d
springs.
4 GOOD INVESTMENT.
y 20 900 acres Coal ans Iron Lands n tra't from
100 90 5000 dcre- Pennsylvania, near ram '-0D
Timber lands u Georgia tu Florida Tor sale " cash.
THO. I. POWELL, C0rtIIdtst, room i". Litn t'1r
At SEA BRIGHT, y. J.-fOR >ALE-Au
a elegant hotel fine new furniture" In r1n-
ming order and fronts 2nuEj1.. ana tu.u-
cottages Monmouth Beach and Long Branch 20 rent
or sale WILLIAM LANL. Lrst Long Branch, y
CHEAP HOMES IN NENARk.-TWenty
- minutes % New YORK hv PenH-yvfn rl1! .e.r' n
brick houses cont aiming eleven rooms eED" every W"t'U
convenience situated oD EIG-f one block from depot HI
Pennsylvania Railroad The houses now being compile ed
Parties desiring io pro Ura hr'irf7 mouse Ih II ass
ueei nurhpuC very lo" tgurc. easy terms, WI please
call or wiitc for particulars tO - '.tN j. DIV I,-r
$50 Broad--t, Newark " J.
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II coLoRAno NEw.MEXIco AND CALIF0RNIA
boaro dno Rooms.
East Side

East Side.
NO 43 EAST 29th-ST Furnished psrlCr and
~ bedroom skyglt T0om without board Tor gente'
references.
VNO LET. H. EAST 23D-SE.-A spacious
i paror door. furnished. aith bath. from May j.
a. EAST 18th STA large back parl0r
4,b and adjoining large ha room ~ rent With
board. references EXCHANGED
InOEAST 2-TH-ST., near Madison square
lOJ and elevated station Furnished Rooms, Wisn Or
without b0aIt. References.
West SIDE.
DARMORE HOTEL, jh-ave. and 3eth-st.-
ID one suite three room, with bate c'np"ttV tu-
nished 70 let from March l. Table dhote
DLEASANT third story front room with
L board. NO. IA Vest t8d st
IoS WEST l2D-Sr.-Yery pretty sunny
- room, On an on 3t fnor tnf iof-v
paror door with DOai teins rc~'onsble r@ia-
ence,
Brooklyn.
ONE or two neatly furnished rooms m . iaTye
bou.. with an improvements. VII be let 20 quiet gentle
nm ihe on other ocruplut- being gentleman. vile anf
servants required Address BhOohLl \, Ir0-
O-ce
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EOR SALE-AT HUDSON, twenty-six miles
south Of Albany Gsnwood," the country of the
late Mrs Mary W Phpuix consisting Of 2lo acres partly
Tie city Of Hudson mansion situated the edge Of
biun commanding magnificent view Of the hudson River
and atskm Though but few minutes walk
from the city, AFTER Il entirely hidden by
ervenng and the place is secluded and
free intrusion II e possible 10 desre, Iht avenue
leading a1Oat 1000 lc u tuEiA dni r
planted bY successive ORutr1
of tine
by glrus. well Tttrrrd and beautifully
wooded. ~ith mile Of chIr ming walks
- wool ~ hF !rrt, Win ftfiIhA-
furnished supplied tnrou g0ui with ry water and
There three cottages tIc pace three gfauerl
rage houses, three barns ana sablg fur ueeu Aorsr
besides he ciute stables, i 9Pi "lh an ahudi Gee W
water and About trrcuartr- ~ fhr place are well
farming purposes. wei drained "at.i'i
Malaria wholly uukuoSn and Girn~oot is particularly y
free from mosquitoes Pilce 10 1u Oh liberal al
dress T. PIiQ1NIA X, i. U. Ho- a.1-J.
NOR SALE. BARGAIN.-A plot of $40
buIsheaded waterfronts lots 20 \ rv Yor2 HaboE. H.
A YOLNG. LHglnrrr ~ EXcAange-I place.
NOR SALE-A COUNTRY RESIDENCE; /;
4 Ten acres hfty minutes ScHdatcu road. good out
brU6rgs me shade plenty Of fruit boating and hthing
Convenient " deDOL Apply " owhe %4S West sSthI
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GfCur5loH5.

kDVEETISEMENT FOR THE NEW
i YORK IRIEt NJ WILL b. RECEIVED Al Ihs
UPTOWN OFFfCE7 No. l,23S broadway, ccfner Ihlry-
GTst.t, aOs West Twenty -tAri-si corner Eghth.syes
JnionsJ uare, 80 Ihri-
ave corner Fortv.-eventh-st: the HARLEM OFFICER
Nos Idol and 23JJ lAlrl-lv' corner One-l lrsd -i4
tweny -hh.st., mp 90 p M. 20 r';pi ar o nee rhts-
GRAND EXCURSION
10 COLORADO, NEW-MEXIcO AND CALIFORNIA
Leaves New-Y YORK on THU RsDAT, May T. l.s2 for de
tgbftuI tour Of uv day Nine thousand mLo7 travelled
i, Trains Pullman 4ni silver Palace cars Every luxury
u AL expenses travel hotels carriage GflVca-
Sc. lnrlulei u tlr price. which Ia only 300.
splendid oppogtIu never before offered u visit tle N0l-
der- W the great American Continent
Fu,. particulars special programme ee oy nt On 1Rp~
cation 10 THOMAS COON * son, &ol bipddWay y. =
&. A. BAHAlIDNI ], Manager. L. o' BOX 4'o4+'
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EXECUTOR's SALE.

Of great
EEA-SHOkE PROPERTY
IN Boston UaTbDr. known
DOWNEHS LANDING
conpri sing forty five and first class hotel known
the ROSE ~TANDISH HOUSE, fully furnished hotel cot
tage aud twenty other handsome cottage. cafe fec houses
stables &C. &C.; also
MELVILLE GARDENS,
with all lts paraphcTuaa for parties
This property Is vel known Of the most attractive
resorts near Boston.
III within sail OF the lway. had
Il must be sold 10 close tie estate Of tine ,e samuel
DuWucr
For full Information, apply 10
ALEX. :. PORTER,
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furniture.

.pyFPTrSEllENT- FOR THE NEW
= X0Ek TKLBUN ILL BIZ kElEIN I'D Al / ~
UPTOWN OFFICES No. l2t1 broadway corner thiy
nr--t ,u, West rWenti .tgir-., corner tlgAth ave.
NJ ~ EasJ Foureeuthst, corner Juon,.9uaI 80 A
1ve corner Fory..evrnih--t 90 The ilAhl.tM VI =
S,s o1l and z3lJ rAlrdavc, corner Oue-hlndred and
th.st up o. p. AZ rs gular nee rleea
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gitp Real Gstate for Sale.

EOR SALE.-A 5-stOry building on PeaTl1st;,
: near Beekman.st; a good investment RULAND q
WHITING, l2l Nass9u-s-
EORSALE.-The three-stOry, high-stoOp, naSe
ment, stonefron houses in sanitary mon far rs
uepts healthy Location and construction uciuaili i"i
dences each house drained separately Nuiai yo
Model Primary School and elevated WlllDu Wuo, ~
minutes walk twenty-five minutes 10 NArsL .-i. ",
$4,000 each mortgage per cent ApDA %" J. iifN m
GSth.st.. between "a and 3d-dNcS' W 3" '"'' ~
CRIMMINS, l,O37 3dave
rT'UREE-STORY house. high Stoon, lreNc0en
all improvements. north side OF ~ 81; ~ " ~ w. a - anu
XxvUJJAN-ST. No. 217 for sale AT $4,000
w A4-i-4-iA RTfAND& WHITING. l2l Nassaust
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Cccturcs auo HlectIuns.

DEY. DR.. MAYNARD, +. Z. II. :. ChicFer-
! s Tt, Northern .9J,slrals Of England Illustrated.
NlonGly March b. $50 clo, Cathedral course - ~.
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DESKS and OFFICE FURNITURE.
LIENAEY TABLES, BOOKCASES. &C
Manufactured cy
T. g. sELLEW.
III Fulton st " y.
AGENT FOR TIE CELEBRArEp WOOToN DESK,
CUTTERS PATENT ROLL DESK,
UANNEH's PATENT hEEOLN4NG bOOkCAsES.
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Citn propert1 60 Set.

Citp propcrtp Go SCI.
ITO LET-At 9jl Gth-ave., Sd and iTh flats
rooms and bath room; oil improvements rent so ana
-Ou Appy TO j. ROM AINE BROWN, l,->J Broad" a..
V1O LET-Finp location. 17tl-st., Two doors
west of Broadway three new lofts 25T- e9ch; slruAd
light. Apply 20 I b. @TLWAEE - Wc,. -'d-st
ITO -Washiu@ton Heights and Carm1ns-
yile House stable and lots rent s'oU Apply 10 j.
ROMAINE BROWN, 1880 Broadwar.
ITO LET.-Four Lofts at IS Boekm1n-st.
l R.nf - 5D9 EULAND " WHITING,
IL Nassau st
To LEASE. -- --o-..- r--r7.-1,,a
COR. 25D-~T. AND NNHANE.
STORES AND FOUR FLOORS ABOVE.
WILL BE ALTERED TO SUIT IEZANE
J. HOIAINE BROWN,
l.-SO BROADWAY.
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West SIDE

InAEAST 2-TH-~T., near Madison square
[NDD and Elevated station Furnished Rooms, wl.h Or
without b0ar.. References.
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MaE.!gcrut tplw.rs

Newport a1d FL. lfvrI, g.
Limited IDErt-. pIuGing reduction % all Eastern
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TO PHILADELPHIA

THE o1.r.ESTABLI-uED ROUTE AND SHORT LINE.
90 TRAINS EACH WAY WEEK DAYS ANU p on IN
~ DAY THREE STATIONS ~ PHILADEL~
PHTA, TWO N NETWORK.
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ID ARMORE HOTEL, 5ch-ave. and 36th-st-
ID one suite " three rooms win nait c'hp"'y tar-
nl.hnl nt Irnn MArrh / Inl.e lulLt.
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DOUBLE TRACK THE MOST IMPROVED Equip
NrET And THE FASTEST TIME CONSIST
ENT WITH ABSOLUTE SAFETY.
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y IN l'.Ifll dft fI 70 90 ON1
Leav. New ol. "a tv. -ullty~ rycrIt.t.
"a D. u ituu Tier NoFtn aver foo OF HUrfav-s n
"hn.,,.u 1F AlurX .uIt from ''.sl .J 80. Lri
'F CITY u r- iC.c- amt sta be secured p
. rtII" h"t", tter ana tcArt o.ct4 ~ ta- oacc O
l'r ftt t..1. Z. 60 ,NDt.
lOtrtN , 10. til. Ats t.fu Pass. 1t.
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~ EAST 18th STA large back parl0r
4b and adjoining large hal r0om ~ fent With
hoard. references EXCHANGED
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N UNITED STAT ~ MAIL STEAMERS.
FOR q EE .STDWN AND LILY NEHPDDL-
GEPNAN LINE.

! Iram1Grc-Antrc1n lackot gompany's Lane fr
Ply. .CTu Gil -tb'D 70 aud HA1bN - o.,
-IIr~ AlI.. MAR -
GIL fRi M4r ~ l' ''--.------- VI a >"
Rates Di=-ag- 20 plymouth London CLrrbour9 Ham
auI M points n he south or tuta1d rr', 'aDh ior
steamers ing HeoI, April l. 80 81 SD lecuuNgt'O ."c
tou second Cabin. rj|. -icrIire -#p Round trip az le
duerd rltes -tcera-a from HAMBURG iaT" ana -odih'
ann ton. 81 ,.,...,..,,. . ,.o
kUNIiAHDI & CO., {. -i -ti' -tAisH Y y'
General Nr.ut4. General Pa 4.cugDr 4. us.
NO IL 8rlad.st., y =. 80. 81 Broadway, y \.
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NORWICH LINE -...
y To .o-tpu. Worcester Nt-Ll' f"iiiIn ."' ''..
.a.r I.l.. Lls o. hr- o 30 .'"u -a l' b. % l'''' 80
lIl1- DF WpUrE~T -R.
vi bout exception rIe Y..+f ri -I.i "iI .u . tF '
t., ......t. ts44 .I .ft. iN-,.
..' r.. .l N.r. .r| f.r. N.''.--'. *. 4...
ai,,. le. r.-r.-t Ferry l. except -ualiE-,at pm.
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GENERAL TRANSATLANTIC COMPANY
~ EETWEEN NETWORK AND HANRE.
Of oWl1uv. 80. Al North Rvrr foot pi Morf0u-,
I- passengers by ule avoid Doth transit Jy English
railway AMI the disco ni0rts 0f crossing ts CIlIlA 70
small UlLs
ST y " ilt.'iaF, Air =, o. u
AlIF IQf -u.teli " 81 iuesday. ~. D. p u.
a INT, y, .tI.-Dat, March --, a. M
LOUIS Dl- BEBLAN. Agent, so Bowling Green.
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Romaine Brown, 1,2~O Broadway. Entire
- smanagcment estatea specially Rents collected &c
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VNO LET H. EAST 23D-ST-A spacious
i paror door furnished! with hatn. from May !.
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baltimore AND OHIO RAILROAD.
II MODEL FAST LISE r. THE ...~T
M PLLLL.. Lll.I. MN IInLn. lni AL-.ILmr ID

On Sd lte. Jan. 4, tle ntgr.dr-nt Plsa7y'r Tram
i'Gt rom frIA'yi'tai Railroad Depot 10t o1 C0c5'
ldhut-'S auI bt7urpt+t'S-+L J. fOiDFF
---" T. .u. except -Ju-arN Paror a.t-1hel arr yea
Nh-.ht"h '.li D. M Night Express leaves Washington
81 ..t. p ~ daily oieeper' AMI day coaches tit'irI .
3. m dairy. Fast Line arrives WtshinCr'a 22J No..
ii' 500 .. uI. a 81
p lu Is. t ID. palace thrUIE
CINCINNATI, ~, Louis and Chicago.
u O'Clock ucht day. arrVr' m NthH on - an.
10 IAIr~ leaves "ts. u- o. 30 .Iuy.
=. Crs Tnf .1 rnFci.F tH-.rr. ~ iI...r
IT SO ojrcr uur makes flsar time tir Trains
hriiL from the West m t:'l 800 %. u amt ~: :p p
H lCrt- end sleeping hertht secured ami h1<a" ca"t
u ahI checked 20 destination az company 'lct No 80 ,
Company
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III El'lAl- <Hli ~, itt't d., - "a \ iI14p
sTEA at-HIP LINE PET Et% y IVY oRk-
VECFAp. -at Mar a ~. f,I.-........ sat, Mar I5
NNiN ar. II. .nnaH sat t.. -
RATES OF PASSAGE from NEN-YoRkrO sol IHAAP-
TON, UANRE or BREMEN 49,
FIRST CABIN sLru--rCHNU .ApIN --.-.-..-t I'D
~rEEEAGT. 80.
Return tickets ut reduced rates. Prepld steori1' cerih
c1;rs 10 sail from Pier between second aA'4
..ri 4
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PAF TfTI "Wednesday March - $3.50 T. n
- 49, A..-----.--- e''I''''f 'i' 40 . -
y ITANIA " "iu.- .H a. - .l h 'l
g. GNrrT t.. ..... "Wednesday. March -. 1870 3. m
Cabinp1.4a. .p $50 fSJ SIlJ return tickets on tA'D
able terms
ee ytcl,t4 l1l from al paris pi EUROPE ~ very ."
rate freight and passage oIice. No. Bowling ireen
VERNON li. Bl.JWN a Co, A1'ltA
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t'CBOPE! -.
A. Jncqulied adyanta@es for Travel alone or in niied
party select par cSa,rucr fut pleasure OF study tor
Program me and Itineraries ol l-@- Address AMLtI' AN
.. ..li UF FOkEloN TRAVEL. SO Broadway, y. l.
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DLEASANI third story mont room Win
L board No. IA Vest t3d st
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The HoRsE-sHoE AS A SYMBOL OF
LuoK.-Question: Why is the horse
shoe regarded by some people as a
sign of good luck? Answer: This no
ton is 500 years old, and according
to what we have been able to ascertain
it was derived from an old fable, tina,
demon in the form Of horse once
appeared in England, and gave the
people warning OF an extensive con
Migration which was about to occur
On this account the animal came to b.
regarded as especially friendly to man
kind. His perspiration is said by
some to be a cure for epilepsy; 1
horses tooth carried in the poke
would prevent toothachc, and hors'
shoe placed under child's pillow
would save it from an attack Of collie
one fastened against a building was 1
good insurance against fire, and find
ing one was sign Of good luck
Some Of these notions are rife now
Phren. Journal.
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4 Newly-Married Couple.


A couple left the train al the uniOn
depo. and walked mp Jefferson ave.
nue. yesterday. says the Detroit Free
Press. She had long curls and pink
dress and yellow sash, and he had a
standing collar saving his ears of,
button-hole bouquet, and pair OF
new boots. freshly CREASED, and one
size too small. They hadn't walked
two blocks when they came TO a man
sitting OH box in front OF a store,
and as he caught sight OF them grin
crept over his face like molasses
spread out on shingle.
Grinning az us, | spose? queried
the Young man, as he came to u halt,
Yes, frankly replied the sitter.
Tickles you most to death to see us
take hold OF hands, don't il?
Itdoes.
Aud you imagine you can see as
feeding each other caramels, can't
you?
/ can.
And you shake all over at the way
we gawk around and keep our
mouths open
That's me-"
| Well, this is me I'm not purity, and
| hayen't been cultivated between the
rows, nor hilled up or fortified. ]
amt what you call stallied, and the
old man looks twenty per cent. worse
than do, but it won't take me oyer
a minute TO jam you seven feet into
the ground told Lucy was gong
to begin on the first man who looked
cross-eyed at me, and you are The
chap. Prepare yourself TO be pulver'
ized-W
| Beg pardon, but didn't mean--
4 Yes you did, Lucy, hold my ha
while | mob him!
Say-hold on-say!
He lookup the middle OF the stree
Ikea runaway horse, and the young
man alter him, but il WAS OF no use
After race of block the man gained
so fast that the other stopped shor
and went back to his girl and hi
coat. Stretching forth his hand 4
the innocent maiden lie remarked. p
Il Lucy, clasp OH to that, aud II yo'
let go for the next two hours, oven 1
wipe your nose, I'll never call you b.
the sacred name OF wife.
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eRuE11E's WIT.

Even the rrohibitionist undertaken
keeps bierlhouse. ~
Both ends always meat in an artis-
tically constructed sausage.
The tender passion that sues for
breach of promise is a legal tender
passion.
A Hancock county debating society
is wrestling with the subject of apo
@ligsmy in Eutaw."
A correspondent asks us when it is
the best time for gentleman to offer
his hand to lady. When she is
getting out of a stsge-coach, Of course
ALI attempts 20 invent a spark ar.
roster for locomotives have failed, sim
ply because no genius has thought OIL
tying a pretty woman on top OF the
smokestack.
A woman in this county break,
every bottle Of st. Jacobs Oil hel
husband buys for his rheumatism
giving as her reason that "it tn,
plaguey truck cured ibis rheumatic WEI
hev nothiu' to tell when thar's gwint
TO be change In the weather."
A Professor has discovered that the
liquid with which yeung ladies color
their lips is explosive.--[Chic
News. All right, old fellow. Yor
can't bluff us. Well risk our life OF
o pair drip, plump, cherry-red lips an,
day Breckenridge News.
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A fond young lover, who grew NJ
in the sentimental shades Of the River
side, knelt at the feet Of the girl ht
loved and begged for lock of he
hair. She shook her practiced head
"Can't do. 1t, Harry" she said
CHAIRS hair this season; 1915 for ,
curled bang and small fortune for q
real switch; bot never mind" sh'
added, seeing her tender.hearted ant
sensitive lover weep, ''never mind
Just wait here a minute and I'll run
up and bring you down a spoonful o
my Sunday complexion" That com
forted him.
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The Colonel, who lives in the South
was finding fault with Bill, one Of his
hands, for neglect Of work, and saying
he wouldn't have any more preacher.
about the place--they had too many
protracted meetings to attend. "Bil
amt no preacher says Sam, "he's onl,
a 'zorter." "Well, what's the differ
ence between preacher and an exor
teri" swell, you know, preache
he takes tex, and den he got to sticl
to it; bnt a 'zorter. he kin branch"
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Ciose connectiJns at Nortoayllle for Mad,-
sony!lle, Henderson. Evansville and ali polnt.
Nortl;Connections At Paducah with Steamers
IN V'io nnu tennessee rivers; At Fulton with
o. X; T.; at Padurah juno. with n. CASE l..
x. y. AZ Central City for Owensborn.
~ Elizabcthtown with La N, Railroad, n,
Louisville with Lie. a l.. Rnilroad, @ 4 n
railroad r. and Y. 5. Mail Line steamers for IA,
S"G'nna.l and The North and Ea..; j., NJ.
q Lrailroad Tor indianapolis, Chicago AMI
and the Wesl. o' ''' o. LOUIS
co,u y. v. BLUE,
Senl Passenger Agent, Ellzabcthtown, XIV.
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Nineteen Reasons.

A great many people cannot un-
derstand why the female portion of
the community prefer sober men.
The matter is simple enough:
l Wives like sober husbands be-
cause they can reason with q sober
man.
The sober man is more compan-
ionable
Sober men have pride, and pride
is woman's man hold.
a Sobriety means comfortable
home.
5 Good clothes for mother and
children.
& a house of your own.
Z Evenings at home instead of a
bar room.
s Better health and the enjoyment
Of life.
8 An elevated view of life and q
Sense OF your responsibility.
! III You are q credit to your wife
and children.
IL. People who once despised you
will now bless you.
| Il Your word will be gagged as
you resist the tempter.
| ID Young men will pattern after
you.
IA You will be an ornament &c
society ahd the whole town in which
| you live.
10 The whole community will
take pride in you and wish they hat
more like you.
); l6 Your family and friends will
appreciate you.
Il IL Your enemies will admir-
D your path of sobriety.
lS Scoffers will be disarmed b.
| your works.
n 10 Your many qualities will grow
with your years.
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apromiso me- E,helhert . Ga

HPromisc me, Eihelbert," said she,
rs shc fastened rose in his button.
hole, shat you will wear this rose
until 1t withers and dies" Il will
indeed" was the cheerful reply.
will wear this rose If | don't wear
anything else. Somehow they both
blushed and went their respective
ways.-New Haven Register.
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Ho thought she was epidemic
Their house III the country was raised
n few feet from the ground,snd Tom
my to escape a well.deseryed whip
ping, ran from his mother and crept
under the house. Presently the IA
thor came home, and hearing where
The boy had taken refuge, crepLunder
10 bring him out. As be approached
on his hards and sknees, Tommy
asked, rs she after you, too, pal"
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CLUE LIST.
EzcHANsE so1NrI11AT-uNs

Gniteau has discovered the truth OF
th,' poets assertion that Lille is but a
hemp-ty dream Glasgow Times.
Hopkinsville has more large fine
houses than Auburn, bpt for young
cats and babies we stand up with any
town. Coonranger.
A Breathitt county Justice Of the
Peace recently gave judgment for SIS,
900 in a SANDER suit. His jurisdic-
ton extends to only 800.
There have been a great many jokes
cracked at the expence of Guiteau !
And they are about the only things he
ever paid for.-[State Journal.
Minister Dayton is described as an
intrepid dancer" Should any breach
occur between France aud America it
will be speedily heeled.-[ Evansville
journal.
"Paragraphiug has come to an end,
says an antiparagrapher. Yes. para,
graphs all come to an end. And that's
the beauty of good many Of them
the end.-State Journal.
An exchange says all our presidents
were poor men when they were elected
10 Office. We recolect several that
were mighty poor Presidents. II Sun,
day Argus.
81 notice that Ingersoll mas lost
$4,000 in worthless. mining stocks
II is very evident that Mr.. Ingersol
can make mistake himself once in
while. ~ Moses.
Mr.. Charles j. Guiteau, one of tn,
most widely known young men il
America met with fatal acciden
yesterday, falling through trap doc
aud breaking his neck.-T0 weasbor'
Post.
We were asked the other day
this were not the quarternary age. 4
search of our pockets and glance a
the transrositional possibilities of tn
word leads us to conclude that if turn
ed around it would hit us exactly
the nary quarter age.-I Glasgo'
Times.
Volunteers are now called for to 9
on another expedition in search Of tt
lost north pole. Names or contrib,
tions can be safely left at this offic
AS we havenot lost our north pole "
shall lot accompany the party
Coonranger.
The young man who holds the iii,
white hand OF girl in his brawr
fist and gazes upon it as an enthesias
contemplates some previous discover
would build a better foundation i
the future il he measured the trinal e
tension as adaptedlto spankmga bah
Il Don Padman.
In South America, it is allegc
when a man is introduced to a won
he is expected to kiss her. 1t
thought the costsm would become We
popular amongjOhio women, but
one can be found with nerve enough
introduce it. If in order, we sugg'
that they import a few blind men
the purpose Sunday Argus.
A Maryland minister comes to til
with calculation Of how many peol
would be likely to occupy the "ma
mansions" alluded to in the Scriptur
We forget the fingures. but the edi
OF the Louisville Commercial was !
counted in. 1t isn't an eight to Sc,
business, you know Sunday Arg
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-07-18
An old darkey who was asked If in

An old darkey who was asked II in
his experience prayer was answered,
replied: "Well, sab. some pra ers am
ansud an some ain't, 'pends on what
you axes fo'. Jest arter de wah, when
IL was mighty hard scralchin' TO- cul-
lurd breddren, | obsarvcd dat when
ebber pray dc lord to sem one OF
Marse Peyton's fat Turkeys TO- de old
man, dere was no notice took OBJ de
partition, but when l pray dat he
wud send de old man TO- dc turkey,
de matter was tended to befo' sun up
next mornin' dead sartin."
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-07-18
Improvement for Mind and
-. Body.

There is more strength-restoring in
a bottle of.Parker's Ginger Tonic than
in a bushel Of malt or gallon of milk.
AS an appetizer, blood purifier and
kidney corrector, there is. nothing like
it, and invalids consequently find it a
wonderful invigorant for mind and
body.-Commercial.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-07-18

Eyes" said the sheriff, II have
my doubts about that mans being
guilty Of that murder. Why. when
no stood on the drop he hadn't the
least idea that he was going straight
TO heaven.