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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
WHAT
The Paper Published for the Peo.
pie Now on Earth Would
Like to Know

Who sent Harvey Fisher the rooster .
Why Tom Shaon changed his name
10 kiefer?
If the marshal oi Denison wears y
brass badge?
III Charlie Wares pulse has ceased To-
beat quickly?
What Warren Lyons was doing at
Perry last Friday week ?
III Winters wants To- call and see the
editor oi the Perry Transcript again
If Huntley, candidate Tor sheriff of
Pike county, Illinois. will get there?
The names III the two clerks who in
suited the ladies ON Ohio street, Thursday
afternoon?
The name OF the lady nj Memphis.
Tenn. who gave Jack Shook $500 green
back during the war?
What the cooks nj the hotel NJ Griggs-
vile, Illinois, where Ellis boards, told the
landlord about him?
Why julie Mathews wa> So anxious iu
have the marriage oi a certain Young lady
prematurely announced?
What Dill Blair was doing out ON the
l.. 4 =. track. Friday night. when he
should have been at the depot ?
What Everett Farnham would give to
know the name oi the Young lady who sent
him the pumpkin pie on Friday
Ii. since the departure OF certain
charming Young lady. Morg. Ming won't
have business in MoberIy quite often?
III the Second street delivery clerk Is
agreeablv entertained at houst. remarka-
bly close to the railroad. nu Massachusetts
street
The names of the Young lady and
gentleman who were seen on Broadway,
Friday afternoon. IN very 10 wing consul
tation
Ii Geo. ID. Ellis. nj Pike county. Hi
nOis. wanted to marry the young lady ut
Griggsville Tor her earthly lot or Tor her
lot of land
What the young ladies of Barry prom
ised Charlie Ware ii he was compelled to
60 tn Jail on account of selling the BAZoo
with the Ellis show-up i'm il?
If Doc Piety didn't know he was
aping Eli Perkins when he remarked to
an acquaintance that he had kept re-
porter Of this city from making certain
publications by hreatening 10 put
head on him."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

THE BANQUET.

The BAZoo has mentioned the fact tina,
the Missouri Press Association will pass
through this city. next Thursday, on an
excursion to the south. IL was suggested
that the citizens of Sedalia tender the ex-
cursioni>ts a banquet on their arrival here,
provided they could be induced To remain
long enough to accept the courtesy. In or
der that this matter may at once take
definite form, il is proposed that meeting
he held at 10 o'clock, tomorrow morning,
of all interested, in the directors room OF
the First National bank, for the purpose OF
making all necessary arrangements for the
banquet.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Slick Kids.

John McMahan, night Waterman at the
Pacific yards, noticed, Friday night, two
boys lodging around among the ears, i'm a
suspicious manner, and as each had sack
on his shoulder, he concluded they were
engaged i'm some crooked business. He
approached them, and accused them of
having concealed i'm the sacks property
belonging TO the railroad company. This
they denied, and laid the sacks on the
ground, telling Mcmahon TO examine them.
He commenced doing so, when the young
rascals ran and made their escape.
An examination showed six brasses in
each sack. which the boys had intended
carving away and disposing OF. Consid-
cradle of this petty thieving has been in
dulged in, and if the guilty parties are cap
tured, they may expect to be severely pun
ished
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Your Head is Level, Neighbor.

'Lum" Wood, the talented Young editor
of the Nevada Democrat, who knows
whereof he speaks, pays the Queen City the
following compliment, and thus furnishes
the subject for an editorial at the hands OF
the editor OF the Jefferson City Tribune
The war between Sedalia and jefferson
City over the capital removal has been re-
newed and the papers of the respective cities
are saving great many hard things of
each other. For our part, We have always
favored the removal of the state capital To
Sedalia and We regret seeing congress ap-
propriate dollar for public buildings at
Jefferson City. Better give Sedalia the
capitol and convert the present one into
an asylum for the greenback party. To
visit Missouri without seeing Sedalia
would be like visiting Europe without see
ing Paris; but to visit Missouri without
seeing jefferson City, would be saving of
time, money and disappointment
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
GROUP, WHOOPING COUGH and
Bronchitis Immediately relieved by Shi-
loh's Cure. For sale by all druggists.
Suicided.

Word was received i'm Sedalia, Friday
night, that DIR. Robert Walker, OF Long
wood, this county, had committed suicide,
late Thursday afternoon, by taking NOR
phine. For two years past the doctor has
been drinking heavily, and This fact WA,
undoubtedly the cause OF his committing
the rash act.
On Saturday last he inaugurated another
spree, which he kept up until the time OF
his death. He took the fatal drug at his
home, while his wife and children were alb
sent, and then went TO Wilcox's drug store,
where he entered into conversation with q
party of friends. He remained there a few
minutes and on attempting to arise, fell to
the floor and expired inside of fifteen min
utes, without speaking word.
He was man probably thirty-five years
of age, and graduate of the Louisville
medical college. His funeral took place
Friday afternoon at Longwood.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Arrested.

Yesterday a deputy sheriff OF Henry
county came la this city armed with a
warrant Tor the arrest of one III. I. Bau ke
who is charged with completely i'm the IT.
cent burglaries which were committed i'm
Clinton, an account of which appeared i'm
the BAzOO.
Sheriff Conner was applied 10 for As
sistance in finding Banke, which he rem
dered, and finally succeeded i'm locating the
man wanted out AT the round house. He
was arrested and taken to Clinton yester-
dav afternoon.
Bauke says that he is entirely innocent
of the charge, and that he has no fear OF
the result He was in Clinton at the time
OF the burglaries, but his presence there
was necessitated by his connection with an
estate in which he has an interest, and
which was being settled up at that time.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Squire Webber'S Cases.

Criminal happenings in the justices
courts were remarkably scarce YESTERDAY,
Squire Weber being the only official who
was favored with patronage.
Minnie McCuen, very light cOlored
coon, was arrested by Deputy Constable
Romans, charged with a>saulting the wife
of Frank Bell, also coloret She was not
ready for trial, and the case was contin-
ued until Monday, she giving bond IN the
sum OF $50 for her appearance at that
time.
Billy Drake was mp charged with a.
>aulting his wife. He was not prepared.
81 his ease was also i'd over until Mon
DAY. and i'm the meantime he is boa ri-
ing with. Sheriff Conner.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Squealing for Water.

IF you hear any one sqnealing about
there being no water, refer them 10 the
MAYOR" said Water Commissioner Ram
sew, Yesterday morning to a Bazoo re-
porter.
The engine at the waterworks, il seems,
broke down from some unexplained cause.
and mp Ia ten o'clock il was impossible 10
procure water. AT that time. however, the
break had been repaired and everything was
lovely.
Little mishaps of this character are
bound to occur, for which no one can be
held responsible
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Endorses the ParsOn.

The Rev. Van Wagner, i'm recent dis
course at Sedalia, touched on the course OF
the governor in his endeavors to rid the
state OF the great bandits. He treats il rs
a moral issue rather than political, which
meets the concurrence of all civilized PEG.
pie (the radical press not included). No
one OF moral stamina eulogizes the Fords
for their heinous work, but all compliment
Governor Crittenden in Kidding the state of
the infamous butcher, Jesse James.-Rich
Hill Enterprise.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
A Discussed Blessing

The Methodist Episcopal church al La
monte was partially burned on Sunday,
March ~. Ii was supposed at the time
that the loss would have To be put up with,
as there was no insurance. But the truth
was that K. L Gentry, the insurance agent,
and J. H. Mcconnell, the well-known
farmer, had gone to work some time before
the tire and secured thousand dollar
policy on the church property. This was
kept a profound secret from the cOngrega-
ton, and they made up their minds 10
pocket their loss bv the tire, and he done
with the matter Accordingly on the Sat
urdav after the rire, collection was taken
up al church meeting Tor the purpose OF
defraying the expenses OF repairs to the
building. The people were literally dis
posed under the circumstances, and over
sixty dollars were subscribed. After this
was done the adjuster of the insurance
company, Il. ID. Carpenter, OF this city,
came forward and informed the delude'l
trustees that he was ready to pay the
amount of indemnity due from the COM
pany. He was as good as his word, AMI
passed over 5000, 50 that the church, by
this little scheme on the part of Messrs.
GENTRY and Mcconnell, Is richer ~ the
amount Of the somewhat unusually llber-
al contributions from the members OF the
church. Ii was good scheme, and some
thing new in the way of replenishing the
depleted exchsquer of "a church.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
While There's Life There's Hope

There is no condition so low as to be
hopeless, nor any plane so high a To be
without fear Many use Browns Iron Bit
tiers in health As well as in sickness. 1t is
natures best assistant in keeping health
and restoring health. Its Use will make
you and all your family healthy, robust
and strong, and save much loss vi Time and
heavy doctor bills.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Barn BurSted.

Last Friday night, at an hour unknown,
the barn of A. McNev, living in East Soda
liza, was broken open by some party or par
ties who forgot Ia leave their cards, and a
mouse-colored mare mule smrreptiou>lv
and without the owners consent taken
therefrom.
There is, As vet. no clue To the perpeira-
tors of the outrage, nor has Mr.. McEey
heard the delightful bray OF his mule that
is slightly gray.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

The ST Paul MINI Globe observes
Things had gone wrong with him, and he
wanted to die yet he had the whole house
darting around mighty lively. so We heard,
hunting for the st. Jacobs Oil bottle, when
the first twinge Of rheumatism gathered
him up.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Eminent Dr. j. j. Caldwell, Balti-
more, Md,

States: II have used Golden g Liebig's
LIQUID Extract Of Beef and Tonic
lnvigorator largely in debility, ta6rile and
nervous diseases, and have found it one of
the most reliable OF nutrient tones now in
use or to be found in pharmacy" Take
no other.l OF druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Something New.

Why will our friends run the risk OF
becoming blind by wearing common spec
tscles when they can procure that great
desideratum, perfect spectacle, by calling
on our old friend Chas. q. Taylor, the we'll
known matchmaker and jeweler? Don't
delay. ;-9dtf
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

Female diseases. brought on bv i'm
prudence, exposure, or the Use of I'M
proper medicines, are quickly relieved
with Browns Iron Bitter>.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

The Newark y. j. sunday Call SAYS
One of our Cincinnati exchanges cites the
case of Mr.. Haldeman, OF the Louisville
Courier-J ournal, who was cured of rheu
matism by St. Jacobs Oil. His wife was
cured of neuralgia by the same article, and
every member OF his family OF some pain or
ache by the Great German Remedy
A singularly interesting case was lately
referred to by the Brooklyn Eagle. 1t was
told by Mr.. W. A. Davenport, connected
with the house of Messrs. Butler, Pitken 4
Co., 476 Broadway, New York, and con-
cerned the marvellous cure of Mr.. Ezra ID.
Clarkson, near Newark, n. j., OF a ter
rible case OF rheumatism, which other rem
edies had failed even to alleviate. He YVES
on his way to a hospital when Mr.. Daven-
port met him and induced him to try -.
Jacobs Oil, with the results named.
cleveland co. Practical Farmer.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

Remember all diseases of the stomach
and intestine>. urinary and digestive organs
cured by using Browns Iron BiIIer>.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
Merchants and Manufacturers.

Insure your property in the London As
surance Corporation, the oldest FIRE insur-
ance company in the world. Knapp &
Espenscheid agents.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

Session Acts for Sale.
For 1888 and 1841, State of Missouri.
3-3dlf j. WEST GOODWIN.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

Children cry for it. SIGH.
ers' ice cream soda.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

-CATARRH CURED, health and
sweet breath secured, by Shiloh's Cstarrh
Remedy. Price 10 cents. Nasal Injector
fro.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09

-Sichers' soda, with the
genuine fruit juice.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-05-09
WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA, MO.
TUESDAY, MAY 9. 1882.
Weather Report.
BAZOO BUZZ.

Extremes IS and 90
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picked up what appeared TO be a tomato can
| filed with some substance that looked like
| grease or tailow and threw 10 into the fire.
Tie instant il struck the ground d terrific
explosion occurred. A cloud of fine ashes
rose and completely obscured the SCENE OF
the disaster. When 1t drifted away ten lit
| tie bodies were discovered lying on the
ground, one dead and the others badly hurt
| Four of the children Injured were OF one
family, named Jones, and Burns, who was
instantly killed, was cousin.
THE committee investigating charges
preferred against Rev. III. o. Hoffman, at
Bloomington Ill.,, finished their labors on
the 27th, finding rs follows: First charge
sustained, I for and none against; charge
second sustained, for and none against t;
| charge fourth sustained, Z for and noae
against specifications second and third
not sustained. Mr.. Hoffman and his law
| yers, after mature deiberation, decided 10
have the girl arrested on the charge OF for.
gerry. He was anxious to take this step on
| the day the contract was intro luced, but
was dissuadei for the time being OH
the advice of his lawyers. The girl, on
the other hand, is not without friends, and
the standing Of her family and her own
popularity have aroused deep feeling at
! Holder, and a movement has taken shape to
| give her abundant backing. The verdict
created most intense excitement, the delib-
erations ending, however, in accordance
with gen raj opinion as to what would
| be the result. Before the session closed
| its labors several affecting scenes were OBJ
served. When the members of the commit
tee were called to sign the verdict, all Of
| them broke down and wept involuntarily.
Previous to adjournment, Mr.. Hoffman
requested he jurors to join him In prayer
| and proceeded to make an eloquent appeal
to the throne of grace, which brought tears
| TO many an eve.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04

Worthy Master Rose, of the Texas
State Grange, will open his cam
paign on the 10th inst, at which
time he will meet the County Grange
OF Williamson county at Round
Rock; Milan Grange, Milan coun-
ty, on the 18th; Yellow Prairie
Grange, Burleson county, on The
18th, and will start the same day
for Caldwell county. For other ap-
Iointments see list on third page.
This noble leader should have full
attendance at each of his appoint
ments.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04
PRICE OF SUBSCRIPTION


We most earnestly appeal to you
to use your best efforts to increase
and extend the circulation of this
journal. 1t should go the home OF
every member of the Order from
Florida and Georgia to Arkansa.
and Texas, and we have put the price
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brother members to become subscrr,
bers. We hope to add five thous-
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within the next thirty days. This
can be done if each one of their
friends of the paper will 90 to work
and get up clubs. Shall we no,
hear from every friend OF THE PA
IRON?
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04
LATE NEWS ITEMS.

PARTICULARS OF Il recent tragedy in
West Deer Township, Allegheny County
Pa, have just been received. 1t appears
that ii Young man named Lee, OF West Mid
! dlesex. Butler County, started on a hunting
| expedition. Late in the afternoon he met
two young la " acquaintance, who also re-
sided in Middlc>cX. Without any provoca-
ton whatever lie raised his gun and fred
| Two shots, wound ne both ladies, but neither
seriously. He then ran away, but the ladies
| managed to reach their homes, where they
| nfurmed their friends OF the shooting. A
brother of one of the young ladies, named
| Allison, together with three other men,
started in pursuit of Lee and came upon
| him in the woods. tie made desperate
resistance, and when he found capture was
inevitable he committed suicide by blowing
off the top of his head. The parties are all
! well connected and the affair has created in
| tense excitement.
! A BOILER in the mill of the kennebec
Framing Company, Fairfield, Me-, exploded
| on the 18th with terrific force. A son of eX-
| Warden Rice was killed. John Avery, Sc
| man Freeman, ami Isaac Farley were buried
| in the ruins. George Mckeown and John
Smith were badly wounded. Several others
were slightly injured. The underworld OF
the mill was set on fire. The bodies of two
| iremen aud young Noah Rice were recov-
cred from the ruins bad y mangicd and
scalded. George McComb, the engineer,
| will probably de from his injuries, as will
tlso John Smith.
| THOMAS ALLEN, an old soldier who
once lived at the Dayton Home, shot him.
self through the heart, near Brookyille,
Montgomery County, O., the other day.
| While selling goods through the country, he
| fell in love with a lady who did not recip-
rocate, a final interview filing him with
| despair.
| AS DR.. a. is Erwin, of Mansfield,
o., was about TO enter his residence the
other night, he received charge of shot in
| his breast from ouble-barreled gun
which had been so set that the opening OF a
gate would discharge it. He was badly
wounded, but heavy clothing saved his life.
Four men were fatally burned by the
overturning of a ladle Of molten metal in a
| foundry at Burlington, VT, the other day.
Mrs. GEORGE z. DoRRIss was choked
| to death in ST. Louis on the 2Sth. Russell
Brown, gran lson, was arrested and made
a confession duplicating p. McGlew.
WHILE County Assessor holland and
wife were driving near Independence, No.,
the other evening, the horses became fright
ened and ran away, totally demolishing the
buggy and throwing both occupants out upon
the rough, frozen ground. Mrs. holland
was so terribly injured it is feared she will
die. Mr.. Noland's injuries are not consid-
cred dangerous.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04
w. ~. WORTHINGTON.
Tie Popular Greed.

Dimes and dollars, dollars and dimes
An empty pockets the worst OF crimes
If man il down, give him thrust,
Trample the beg ar into the Dust
Presumptuo, poverty, quite appalling,
Knock him over! kick him tor falling,
Ii man is up, o, lift him higher,
Your souls for sale. and he's buyer,
Dimes and dollars, dollars and dimes.
An empty pockets the worst Of crimss
| know of poor bot worthy youth,
Whose hopes are built on maiden truth
But the maiden will break her VOWS with
case;
For a wooer cometh whose claims are
A hollow feart and an empty head,
A face we'll tinged with the brandy rcd,
A soul we'll trained in viilainy's school
And-Cash-sweet Cash he knoweth the
rule;
Dimes and dollars, dollars and dimes.
An empty pockets the worst OF crimes
ow bold and an honest man
strives to live on the Christian Plan
But poor he is. and poor will be,
A scorned and hated wretch is he
~: home he meeteth a sarvidg VIE,
broad he leadcth leper's lite-
They struggle against fearful odds,
Who will no. bow TO the people godsl
Dimes and dollars! dollars and dimes
An empty pockets the worst OF crInts
SO get We wealth no mater how!
No questions asked" of the rieh, uo"
Steal by night, and steal by day,
doing it all in a legal way; -z=.zs
Ioin the church and never torsake her.
Learn to cant and insult your Maker;
Be hypocrite, liar, knave and TOOL
But don't be poor. remember the rule:
Dimes and dollars! dollars and dlmes'
An empty pockets the worst OF crimes
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04

In Morgan, Clarke, Perry, Ell
more, Dallas, Dale, Montgomery,
Jefferson, Wilcox, Marengo, La
mar and Pickens counties, Ala,
this journal has a fair cir
culation, but it could be greatly
enlarged If the leaders in those
counties would take the matter in
hand and get up clubs. THE PA
IRON ought to have a circulation OF
5000 in Alabama; its circulation is
over five times larger in Texas than
it is in Alabama.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04

All Of the old friends Of THE
PATRON in Texas are raising clubs
OF subscribers for it, and the indi-
cations are that its large circulation
will be doubled in that State within
the next sixty days. We hope our
friends in this and other States will
now "put their shoulders to the
wheel" and give THE Patron a
good send off for the great Grange
compaign of 1852 in the South west
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04

The high water in NJ iss ouri caused
the suspension OF freight ratfic over
the Iron Mountain Railroad. Our
supply of paper was shipped over
this road, and the delay prevented
the Issue of this amber of THE
PATRON until Tuesday, the Stb. We
will catch up in few days, having
received full supply of paper from
st. Louis.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-02-04

We return thanks to that veteran Grange
worKer-Bro. B. F. Fitzpatrick, who has
SO long and so satisfactorily held the posi-
ton of Grange Agent at Mobile, Ala
tor box ofmost delicious Florida oranges.
We are pleased to learn that his business
has increased largely this season. He has
done good service for the farmers who
transact their business at Mobile and de-
seryedly enjoys their confidence.