The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1882-09-05
Sepse and nupset1se.

Customs and fashions of men change
like leaves on The boueh, some of which
come and others go -Dunte.
Great mems favors, friends promises,
and dead mems shoes, ] will esteem /;
but not trust to.-Bishop Hall.
II We wish TO be judges OF all things.
let us first persuade ourselves of this
that there is not one of US without fault.
Hastv words often rankle the wound
which injury gives; soft words assuag,
it; and forgetting takes sway the scar
Seventy-six Italian laborers got de
fault judgments sgsinst the Muskingun
railroad contractors at GAINESVILLE for
wages.
When an Ohio Republican is at the
point Of detsh the physician saves him
by saying: "There a:e no Offices IN the
other world"
One hundred contributors to the
O'Donavan Rossa fund appointed COM
uittee to demand an accounting 70. $685.
900 collected.
A Denver alderman spells water with
two t's. He doubtless thinks it better
TO have too much st" in his water than
too much water in his st"
Coup's circus suffered coup de grace
at Detroit. 1t went TO grass under $780,
600 of attachments. About 200 unpaid
employees are out Of job.
The corrected census OF Ohio, shows
that in 1880 the voting population con-
sisted of 6l3,4S5 natives 1885 for
eigners, and 2l.706 colored.
Two boys in Springfield stole whole
cari-load OF sheet music. That's all
right; you cant do any thing with
fellow for just taking notes.
Sherman states that it is his intention
to leave the army before the law re
firing him goes into effect, and he will
then return to st. Louis to live
Pleading that it was customary, has
failed to save an OHIO seamstress who
stole two ys,ds Of dress pattern, which,
she was employed TO make up.
In Rome there is story that at Alex.
andria one Italian barber killed sixleen
Arabs, and be couldn't have had much
tine 10 talk them to death either.
A Brooklyn man is fracturing tha
city's quiet because his vie fell in low
with his uncle. Perhaps he expected
her to fall in love with an outsider.
The catch-as-you-can wrestling match
al Kansas City between Tom Cannon
of England, and Clarence Whistler, OF
that city. for $3.50 side, was won by
the latter.
Damanhour is one OF the places OF
the Egyptian war map. 1t is supposed
that this is the spot where, one morn
ing, an Egyptian editor discovered
typographical error in his leading edito-
rial.
A Milwaukee drug clerk was whipped
for putting whisky in Prohititionist'.
suda, and the next day lost his si,ua-
ton, because he failed to comprehend
The significance of an ir fluential citizens
wink.
Translated from the Omnibus: He
but. Augusta, have thee with ne
upon The picnic taken, the beer and the
eating paid, and now goest thou with an
other home" She-"Well, yes, thou
hast now Expense enough had let the
other also do something
A Massachusetts woman who was
born just after her sister married and
moved away, thirty years ago, has jus;
seen the marrying sister for the lirs
time. Babies keep coming in Massa-
chusetts, and il the children gel sepa-
rated, it can't be helped.
Cause and effect are illustrated in t't
following incident: A lady riding OFT
with a friend in the park noticed nou
vean richie bowling along in fashion.
able dog cart: What q SPLENDID whip
he isp she exclaimed. mo swondei,"
was the reply; "his father once drove
butchers cart"
The English shelled the enem, e
works, Sunday afternoon, IN the vcinit,
of Ramleh. and also tie outposts near
Aboukir. The reply was feeble. The
Egyptians are believed to be retreating.
General Wolseley had obtained a sup.
ply of fresh water for bis forces. The
heat Is terrible.
d.. Bliss has fled his claim for S25,
600; and DR.. Reybu n for $4,000, Tor
services rendered the late President Gar
field during his last illness It is stated
semi-0fflcially that the claims of DR..
Hamilton and Agnew will be ior S15.-
600. These TOUR bills aggregate S63,
O00. The appropriation is only S35 zoo.
/, is serenely claimed by a Bradford
EDITOR that a young lady in charge OF
local telephone Office has such dulcel
tones that when she IS talking through
The instrument the wire between the sta.
tions becomes an E ,liau harp, and lit.
tie birds fly out TO roost on the line, in
order to learn new music for their songs.
The Charleston News thinks it has
discovered what the South in general,
and South Carolina in particular, need>
most. L. is not Northern capital, but
Northern and Western men. ut is the
reckless activity and foreign enterprise
Of the Northwest" it says, (which make
Atlanta the audacious, active, slangy ac.
tive, half haked, and progressive place
that 1t is."
A Young lady, being addressed by
gentleman much older than herself, OBJ
served that the only objection she had
to union With him was the probability
OF his dy ing befnre her and leaving her
TO the sorrows oi widow hood. To
which he made the complimentary reply
blessed is the man vino hath viftuous
wife, for the number Of his days shall
be doubled"
A Piute's Happy Hunting Ground.