Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-23
ALL SORTS,

An exchange has discovered a man who never
laughs when he tells joke But it adds that nobody
else laughs either.
LIVING WITNEssEs-The hundreds of hearty and
healthy looking men, women and children. that have
been rescued from beds Of PAIN sickness and well nigh
death by Parkers Ginger Tonic the best evidences
in the world of its sterling merit and worth You will
find such in almost every community.
my Charlie is growing perfect love of NOUS
tache" said school girl to another Il can see 1t
real plain" $50 you ought DEAR it is frequently right
under your nose.'
Wistar's Balsam Of Wild Cherry coughs colds.
bronchitis whooping cough, GROUP. influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
"Did your uncle leave you anything in his will
Thomas ?" ooh, yes" said Thomas, cheerfully, "he
left me out"
Why WEAR PLAsTERs ?-They may relieve but they
can't cure that lame back. for the kidneys are the
trouble and you want remedy act directly on their
secretions, to purify and restore their healthy cond
ton. Kidney-Wort has that specific ac.ion-and at
the time it regulates the bowels perfectly. Don't
wait to get sick, but get package to-day, and cure
yourself. Liquid and dry sold by all druggsts.-Ger-
mantown Telegraph
Detroit girl has sued man for $4,000 for hug.
gng her twice. The man who would hug girl only
twice deserves to be mulcted in heavy damages.
DR.. n. H. Ballou, St. Adams, says: II consider
Hatchs Mixture good medicine and cheerfully reco-
mend It," DR.. Hatch himself says II am indebted to
1t for my life" Such testimony ought to induce all to
give 1t a trial.
An Illinois deacon, while visiting in Philadelphia,
was asked if he had purchased any Christmas cards
and replied with some surprise: why should 1? My
old pack is good enough"
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for Rough
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, MICE bedbugs, reaches
vermn. flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stingng, smarting
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharges
cured by Buchupaiba ST. at druggists. Prepaid by
express, $l25 for S. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, Nj
BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Remover, great
est remedy on earth for impotence leanness sexual
debility, etc. 81 at druggists Prepaid by express
1926, 6 for SIS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, n ].
Never forget that 1t is your duty to laugh whenever
you can find anything to laugh at "a good laugh"
SO says Charles Lamb. ais worth hundred groans in
any market"
hENEh AOOh LEASE-1ueTo are tunes IN
ones life when energy fails and miserable feeling
comes over thcm mistaken for lazness DaneerIurks
in these symptoms they arise from diseased organs
Parkers Ginger Tonic will restore perfect activity to
the stomach, liver and Kidneys purify the blood and
renew your lease of health and comfort-Aduocate.
you're dear girl" he sighed, after paying for two
dishes of ice cream and threeourths of pie for her.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debility
liver complaint, boils. humors chronic diarrhooea,
nervous affections, female complaints and all diseases
originating in bad state of the blood.
There is, after ALL only one real bone of contention
in the world, and that is the jaw-bone
| SOCIETY BELLEs.-On account of its remarkably
delicate and lasting fragrance society bellies are loud
in their praises of Floreston Cologne.
There is a delicious sarcasm in the old proyerb,
God help the rich, because the poor can beg"
| +. H. BRAKES SUFFERINGs.-F. H. Drake Esq.,
Detroit, Mich, suffered beyond all description from
! skin disease, which appeared his hands, head and
face and nearly destroyed his eyes. The most careful
doctorng failed to help him. and after all had failed he
used the Cuticura Resolvent (blood purier internal
ly Cutcura and Cuticura Soap the great skin cures)
externally and cured and has remained perfectly
well to this day.
Ifyou will follow this rule you win save yourself
many heartache: Never bite till you find out
whether it is bread or stone."
''HayesviIle Ohio, Feb. IL, $780, am very glad tc
say have tried Hop Bitters and never took anything
that did me so mich good. 1 only took two bottles
and would not take 500 for the good they did me
l recommend them to my patients. and get the bes
results from their C. B. Mercer, NJ. D."
Nothing makes so much noise as a rickety wager
with nothing in it. unless it be who insists OF
talking when he has nothing to say.
ANNOYANCE AvoIDED.-Gray hairs are honorabl,
but their premature appearance is annoying Parker
| Hair Basam prevents the annoyance by prompts
restoring the youthful color.
The planet Saturn is now in opposition to the sun
But the sun Will probably survive spite of the oppo
sition Of Saturn and all his rings.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL-We will send Dr. Dye
Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Electri
Appliances on trial for thirty days to young men AM
older persons who afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality etc., guaranteeing speedy relief and com
piete restoration Of vigor and manhood. Also 70
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis. liver and kidne
difficulties ruptures, and many other diseases. Illus
trated pamphlet sent Free Address Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich.
They were walking by the seaside, and he sighe
and she sighed; and she was by his side and he b
her side, and they were both beside themselves be
sides being at the seaside where she sighed and b
sighed.
HENRY's CARBoLIo SALvE.-Henry's Carbolic Sally
is the best save for CUTS bruises Sores ulcers sal
rheum. letter, chapped hands. chlblains. an
all kinds of skin eruptions freckles and pimples. &c
Henrys Car!oc salve. an others are counterfeit:
Price % cents.
DIR. Green's oxygenated Btters is the best remed
for dyspepsia. bousness, malaria, indigestion an
diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver, skin, etc.
Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections of til
mucous membrane. OF the head and throat.
DIR. Motifs Liver Pills are the best catharti
regulators. Sold by e. 2. DuttOn, Barton Vt.