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The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31

Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one
minute.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31
Who MOneYnI0on.

Lily asks, "What is the origin of the term
Honeymoon = ~ Wei, Lily, We will be teetotaly
amagnmated II we know what the origin Of the term
was. What the word honeymoon may have To do with
that period when the young husband and wife are
getting acquainted with each others home STYLES OF
neanness we are free 10 state do not at the mo-
lneut exactly know, Think of waking Ia the dead
hours of the night durng this blessed time called by
the poets aud other connuDal sayants the honeymoon
to Mud that your AdOlphus, whose whole being seems
Ia YOU Lily, to be the very Plus Uird the ultima
thule and the pro h0nO DubiicO Of peTfeetiOn-think
of finding In that Silly hour, We say, when all nature
n hustled, that Adolphus shores enough 10 crack tho
eternal granite foundations OF the universe. There
are places, doubt, LILY, where you lind out by
asOeTtaning what the Orgln OF THIS word Is but AZ
this moment the required information has our
mi u MumLnnrnnu.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31
Upholstery Department.

LACE CURTAINS, as follows, HRllSsELs, TAM
RouR. NOTTINGHAM, aud MADRAS; also
MADRAS MUSLIN In BEAUTIFUL STAINED
GLASS EFFECTS.
EtEG mt PLUSH APPLIQUE TABLE COVERS
aud MANTEI LAMRREQulNs.
TAPESTRY and CASHMERE, TABLE aud PIANO
COVERS.
roRriERRE CURTAINS, In plain and cross
stripes.
CHURCHMAN'S, both by the yard and pair.
IN FURNITURE COVERINGS, full line, em-
braclug all the NEWEST DESIGNS and FABRICS,
such as RAW and SPUN SILKS, SILK DAM
ASKS, EMBERLlNES, TURKISH SATIN,
SILK COTELlNs, SILK rLusllrs, pialn) In all
coors; sILKPLuS1tEs, VARlEGATED COLoRs,
fortrimming purposes.
The LARG EST LINE OF CRErONNES THAT WE
HAVE EVER SHOWN.
In fact, everything that Is required In u nrSt-caSs
decorative upholstery establishment, WINDOW
SHADES IN great variety roLE CORNlCEs in
walnut, obonlzed, aud brass.
We shall he glad to furnish estimates for household
decorations In all Its branches.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31
A Had speenlaiinn.

The Tribune says that lieutenant of the
Navy, while ON the South Atlantic station recently
had u commission from the manufacturers of a new
rifle TO try aud sell lot OF them to Dom Pedro. The
Lieutenant ntimated through the proper channels that
he should feel hOnOTed II the Emperor would examine
the gun. Ills Majesty readily granted an audience,
and the young oicer went to the palace with q very
nue. specimen rifle which had been presented 10 him
by the company. The gun was exhibited and ex-
planed and then handed 20 the Emperor for eAaml-
nation. Dom Pedro took Il, said In Portuguese that
he was lawfully obliged, - and motioned
the chamberlain, OF some other funetonary 10 show
the gentleman out. There was help for IT, aud the
lieutenant backed TO the doorway aud withdrew
without his rifle.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31
nrg and fancy 6nuds.

We take pleasure In informing our friends and The
public that weate now prepared to exhibit nne as.
sortment of the following goods:
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY new YEAR !

We shall display large and elegant assortment Of
Fine Leather Goods Bags, POcketbooks, Fans Jewel
I,oxes Work Boxes, Dressing Gases, Glove ana
Handkerchief Boxes, Jewery, Mirrors, square ana
round with finest plush frames, in endless variety
We are the Sole Agents in this city for the New
York Novelty Company.
Plush Table Covers, Tides, and scars III an assOIt-
ment never before shown In this city.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-31
Blowing his own Trumpet.

The English Army and Nary Gazette thinks
a. II would he diGoult TO nnd words adequately to
express the indignation OF all classes Of the military
community - at recent speech Of Lord WOlsoley's
" II Is only too clear, - it adds, 'tthat
modesiy Is not one Of his LOrdship's failings.r
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
$4,000 Reward

Will be paid for the detection and conyic-
ton OF any person selling or dealing in
any bogus, counterfeit or imitation Hop
Bitters, especially Bitters or preparations
with the word Hop or Hops in their name
or connected therewith, that is intended to
mislead and cheat the public, or for any
preparation put in any form, pretending
to be the same as Hop Bitters. The gen
uine nave a cluster OF Green hops (notice
ihis) printed on the white label, and are
the purest and best medicine on earth, es-
pecially for Kidney, Liver and Nervous
Diseases. Beware OF all others, and OF all
pretended formulas or receipts of Hop
Bitters published in papers or for sale, as
they are frauds and swintles. Whoever
deals in any but the genuine will be pros
ecuted. Hop BTrTERs MFG. Co,
Rochester, y. Y.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
LAMONTE ITEMS.

Mrs Ellis is visiting her sister west OF
town.
@. p. Taylor is preparing to build a
dwelling house on his lots.
Mrs. l.. III. Vinnedge returned home
from Kansas last Wednesday.
ID J. ALSbsugh is building on his lot
In the southwest part of town.
Mrs. Howard and family, of st Louis,
are visiting her sister, Mrs. Sam1 Conway,
at this place.
Rev. John Cooley, of Smithton, Will
preach in the Baptist church to-day, morn
ing and evening.
Robert Shaw, of Illinois, is on visit
10 his rrother, W. b. Shaw, OF this vicinity,
whom he had not seen for about thiriy-fiye
years.
The foundation for the bank building
is now being prepared. Mr. Msggard, OF
Sedalia, has the contract for doing the
stone work.
DIR. Trader, of Sedalia, was up yes,er-
day on professional visit To see DIR.
Walkers daughter, who has been very sick
for some time.
We suppose the republicans thought,
when they nominated the grain firm OF
this place as their candidates they were
going to take them away from us but they
will lind out that We will not let them go
So easily, as we have other use for them
than to let them go as judges or legislators.
Certainly We will not vote for them 10 go.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
Very Fast Love-Makin1.

| From the Galveston News.
Oconomowoc, the fashionable resort
in Wisconsin. had among its guests,
until few weeks ago. little Mil
waukee beauty of II years and
young Apollo in the person of Tex
as youth. The maid and man met
for the first time during q picnic of
archers, and it is averred that within
three hours after their presentation to
each other they were engaged to be
married. The ranchero, an extremely
handsome youth, bought pair of
ponies for his sweetheart that after
noon. and, in order to secure a boat to
suit him, purchased one outright that
the girl might enjoy sail On the lake.
Though they wal'zed upon the piazza
until after midnight, they were up
with the lark to carry ON what the
guests thought 10 be the fastest love.
making on record. But Payche's
wings were to be singed near midday
and Cupid was to tread upon a thorn
at exactly 1928 p. m. At that time
the train from Milwaukee brought all
excited matron, who arrived just in
time to prevent the marriage of the
lovers. The unsuspecting doves were
getting into barouche to drive to the
parsons when the girls mother came
down upon them like an Iowa cyclone.
A friend had telegraphed to msmma
on the evening of the dashing Court
ship, and she hurried to Oconomowoc
by the first train. That afternoon
firm mother aud sobbing daughter
boarded car for home, while the
ranchero stood upon the platform and
blew a kiss and a cloud of cigarette
smoke in their wake.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

Congressman Davis, of Chicago,
thinks that the length of the recent
session was not the fault of congress.
He believes that the fault lay in the
selection of the speaker, and it was his
peculiar makeup of the committees
that delayed congress SO long. 81
presume" said he. "that Mr.. Kiefer
lid his best to select the strongest
men. in a party sense, upon the COM
mittees. The trouble was he put new
men on committees upon which they
had never served. 1t takes time to
learn to legislate inteliigently. and it
took these men time to get posted in
order TO work Understandings. The
present congress did well, CONSIDERING
everything"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

earth. As soon as that system can be
changed it ought to be done. l de.
mand that the people elect to the legis.
lature men who will aid the governor
in correcting it. 1t has been well
called foul blot on humanity. ZAP
plause.) There is no need for q con.
flict of the races in Georgia. The
white men are superior in some re-
spects, for they have had superior
facilities but the colored people are
improving, and they cannot rejoice al
1t more than do the whites"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

The democrats are preparing to take
advantage of the republican division
in the Fifth congressional district of
Minnesota. and unless there is an ad-
justment of the difficulty, a republi-
can district with large party MAORI
~ is likely to be lost. The more that
is learned about the character of
Kindred, the candidate of one Repub-
lican faction, the worse it appears.
The St. Paul Pioneer-Press has recent
ly exposed the peculiar way in which
he filled the barrel he is rolling
through the district with spouting
bunghole and open head" The friends
of Nelson the rival republican candi-
date, are not over sanguine, but will
make an energetic canvass.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

A physician calls attention to the
fact that if tobacco smoke be instant
ly elected from the mouth and throat
before descending into the chest and
be made to pass through a cambria
handkerchief drawn tightly across the
open lips, permanent deep yellow
stain, corresponding in size and shape
to the opening between the lips. and
having numerous spots of darker
hue pervading it, will be left on the
handkerchief; but that the prolonged
puff from the chest after the inhala-
ton from a cigarette fails. under sim
lar circumstances, to produce any but
scarcely perceptible and speedily
evanescent mark. What i'm the latter
case becomes of the substance which
stains? This physician thinks it re-
mains in the lungs. and he therefore
condemns the common manner of
smoking cigarettes as dangerous.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
Burdett's Advice to Young Men

BurOetCe ADVICE TO Young Men.
Remember that the world is older
than you are by several thousand
years; that for thousands of years it
has been so full of smarter and better
men than yourself that their feet
stuck out of the dormer windows; and
that when they died the old globe
went whirling on, and not one man
out of ten million went to the funeral
or heard of their death.
Be as smart as you can of course;
know as much as you can without
blowing the packing out of your cylin-
der heads: shed the light of your
wisdom in the world, but don't dazzle
people with it; and don't imagine
thing is so simple because you say it
is : Don't you be too sorry for your
father because he knows so much less
than you do. Remember the reply of
DIR. Wayland to the student of Brown
university, who said it was an easy
thing to make proverbs such as
Solomon wrote.
snake a few" tersely replied the
old man. We never heard that the
young man made any-nOt more
than two or three anyhow. The
world has great need of young men,
but no greater need than they have Of
it. Your clothes fit you better than
your fathers fit him; thew cost more
money; they are more stylish; your
moustache Is neater; your hat is bet
ter, and you are prettier-Oh, far
prettier than "pa." But, young man,
the old gentleman gets the biggest
salary, and his hoslely, scrambling
signature at the business end of the
check will draw more money in five
minutes than you could get out of
ream of paper and copper-plate
signature in six months.
Young men are useful, and they
are ornamental, and We love them.
But they are not nOvelties-nO, MOTH
ing of the kind. They have been
here before.
Don't be so modest as to shut
Yourself clear out; but don't be so
fresh that you will have to put yonr-
self away to keep from spelling. Don't
be afraid that your merits will not be
discovered. People all over the
world are bunting you. A diamond
is not so easily found as quartz. but
people search for it more intently.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

General Gartrell, who is running as
an independent candidate for governor
o, Georgia, opened his canvass last
week. He claimed that if elected he
woule represent the whole people and
not one faction or one race. "The
Old talk said he, "about Jeffersonia n
democracy is good enough, but it don't
Snply to education, or to lower taxa
te0a-or to that great iniquity, the con-
yict lease. Millionaires are getting
ricA;on men working for 81 $50 a year.
They are the greatest slave-holders on
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

The attempt to compromise the
difference between the republican fac
tions in Pennsylvania, by getting both
the regular and Independent candi-
dates Tor governor to withdraw and
uniting ON Mr.. Joseph L. Cavens, mas
failed, as that gentleman refuses to
permit his name to be used rs a can
dictate. When questioned about the
matter he said: Il am not i'm po-
sitioR financially to aspire to political
honors. They are very grateful to
the sense, but they are frightfully ex-
pensiye."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

NJ ackelel fishermen returning from
the Eastern coast describe a strange
phenomenon which they do not pre-
tend to explain. They say that be
ginning at point of Monhegan, Me-,
and extending northeast for sixty-five
or seventy miles, the blue water is
sharply cut by awhi;ish stream some
thirty miles i'm width. The line oI
demarcation is perfectly distinct and
extends downward like wall as far
as the eye can penetrate. Mac erel
swimming into the white water are
peculiarly affected by the change, and
display in their movements great
activity and uneasiness. Captain
Stephen J. Martin, a veteran fisher
m an and an employe Of the United
States Fish Commission, remembers
hat in 1S49, in the same region, the
ocean presented similar appearance,
and that the phenomenon was re-
peated i'm 1851 on the southeastern
part of Georges Bank.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

The congressional situation ia Ten
nessee is not so favorable to the repub-
licans as the party could desire. There
is danger of losing two districts
through factional fights. In the
Eleventh district there is no diminu.
ton in tn bitterness of the contest be-
tween. Congressman Houk and Mr..
Rule, and the indications all point to
a split and two candidates. The re-
publican majority in the district is
arge, but under the circumstances
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there is possibility of a democrat
getting elected. In the First district
also the outlook is not promising. l
is feared that republican dissensions
may defeat Mr.. Pettibone, who will
doubtless be renominated, and elect
his democratic opponent.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
The Greenback party I'm Nebraska

The Greenback party in Nebraska
proposes to put full state and con-
gressional tickets in the field. The
o My end it can have in view is to
bring the names of few candidates
before the public, as the party does
not control more than 1000 votes al
the most i'm the state.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

The adoption OF Prohibition in Kan
sas and Iowa is driving a large and
undesirable class of people from these
states into Nebraska. 1t is believed
that the latter state will be compelled
in self-defence to adopt similar law.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

One of the arguments mentioned at
a recent important meeting of the
trustees of the Cincinnati Wesleyan
college in favor of paying the debts OF
that unfortunate institution and re.
opening it to the public in September
is Its commercial value to Cincinnati
rradesmen. The Rev. DIR. Brown, of
Pittsburg, who may become the presi-
dent of the rejuvenated academy, is
reported in a Cincinnati paper as say
ing that "the outfits for the young
ladies and graduates, the floral decora-
lions and other things at the last COM
mencement had been purchased at an
expense of So, 000." The alumne of
the college are greatly interested in
the plan for re-establishing it, and pro-
poses to raise S., 1000 toward paving its
debt.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
Bright's Disease Diabetes.

Beware of the stuff that pretends To cure
these diesases or other serious Kidney,
Urinary or Liver Diseases, as they only
relieve for a time and make YOU ten times
worse afterwards. but rely solely on Hop
Bitters. the only rem.dy that will surely
and permanently cure you. Ii destroys
and removes the cause 81 disease so effect
ually that il never returns.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22
WEEKLY BAZOO.
OUR SUNDAY SERMON.

When men and women have passed
the meridian of life and begin to
travel the downward slope, whose
terminus is in the valley of the shad.
ow, people are apt to say of them that
they have reached the shady side Of
life. With many of them it is. alas, toe
true. With health and strength de.
caying, the dark shadows of want
gather about them, and the last days
of their lives are full of gloom and
sadness. But this should not be s.;
the afternoon of life ought to be the
brightest, sweetest, most joyous part
of the day. With minds matured, pas
sions tempered, youths glaring incon-
sistencies toned down by the potent
influences of time and experience,
men and women at the meridian are
just prepared to begin to enjoy the
pleasant pictures which the book of
life presents to those who have the
time and the means to study.
In the economy of nature the time
is forced upon them whether
they are in position to enjoy it or
not. The strength and energy of
youth depart, work is no longer pleas
ant or profitable and soon becomes
impossible, but the sense of rational
enjoyment of the pleasant things of
life remains as strong as ever. If,
then, labor is necessary to subsistence
in the declining years, the afternoon
Is is indeed the shady side of life. 1t
is only in exceptional cases, however.
that it is necessary. Misfortune
sometimes overtakes men and compels
those to labor who ought not to. But
in this favored land there are few
who cannot lay bv enough if they
choose, before high noon is reached.
to pass the afternoon in comfort and
ease. Not in luxury and splendor,
for these rather diminish than add TO
the comfort and ease, the rational en-
joyment of life.
Great wealth is great care; all
experience agrees that it is harder to
keep than to get, and the possessor of
it is not the man who finds the after
noon of life the most serene and COM
Portable. Wise-minded wasI the sage
who said. Give me neither property
nor riches" Enough Of this worlds
store to insure relief from carkirg
care, to buy such books as the grow.
ing mind requires, to take occasional
journeys for health or pleasure, and a
sunny and serene age is amply provid- |
ed for.
Any man with ordinary health and
energy can easily enough secure a
in this country before he
hes reached the meridian of life if he |
goes to work in youth with such de-
He may have to prac-
tice economy and hold his passions
With tight rein. But he who gives
himself over to extravagant living and
dissipation in youth is not likely to
i've to old age. and if he does the
shadows will lie SO thick along his
pathway that no amount of money |
will be able to purchase comfort or
pleasant days. 1t is simply because
70 many in youth live only for the
present, with no thought of the future,
that they find old age the shady side
If life.
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An InupOsSibility.

Deserving articles are always appre.
ciaiea. The exceptional cleanliness oil
rsrke-'s Hair Bs.sam makes it popular.
Gray hairs are impossible with Its occa-
sionel use.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

President Arthur's backbone In
vetoing the river and harbor bill, d
correspondent of the Troy Times sus-
poets, was derived from the Rev.
William Arthur, the Presidents
father. The correspondent relates
the following incident: ALLOW me to
give you a little incident in the life
OF the Rev. William Arthur, father of
our President. While presiding over
the Baptist church in West Troy. his
choir drawled out the hymn with
variations, which did not please HIM,
so lie took his text and preached two
hours and forty minutes. His head
deacon grew impatient and consulted
his watch. Keep your watch in your
pocket, Deacon Jones, said he. You
had long sing, and now am going
to preach ill / get through"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-22

THAT HACKING COUGH can H
80 quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. w
guarantee j.. For sale by all druggists.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-13
MINES AND MINING.

SUNDAY. Nov 12-P.M
The mining stock markets last week developed
nothing beyond further general depression III
values. Chrysolite. Robinson and Iron Silver aiono
OF the stocks that are at all active remained cou
paratively steady. Decatur declined oil cents
Green Mountain and Its kindred stocks were al
weak and lower and the Comstocks Also following
the lead of the San Francisco market show consul
cradle declines The secret cause Of the recent
large decline in the price of Green Mountain IL out
Stockholders may perhaps wonder why inc lnioi
nation was withheld from them until the price OF
the stock was down TO 90 cents. An Oncer Vi 'i0
company has issued confidential" cHculal ~
the stockholders giving the present cohul'ioi y.
the mine In April, 1882, the mlne was III 49,
SD 600 later this debt was reduced to P27,oOO Dy
profits obtained from the productions OF ORE 'uI
ore, however, aftcrward ran so poor as to yleiu
only 81 per ton and the debt again has run up a."
S33. 900. The company's creditors are pressing
their claims for payment Two schemes are proposeo
TO raise the money to discharge the present HeoV'
either bv mortgage bonds to the amount oil @oo'ooo
to he issued AT 80 per cent or by an issue OF IQoo
additional shares. The company owns Il u S..''H
mill valued at $4,000. 1t is stated th't Inu,0 The
NOT now any euppy of pay ore, but that Wneh wy
lower Tunnel has reached the tlack 1nImucy
(the production part OF the nlnel ,iieIe WI " Ii
ycars' sunply of ore on hand. he question: sII"1
mittcd IS how TO raise the money 10 pay lno ~
and proyide the means 10 continue inc luuhcl' ~
is understood that il will take one year to reach
the pay ore. .,..io ~ roduced
Yesterdays markets were alrly nc,V1 CO a. ahout
steady and Iron Silver was cents higher at 10Y.
silver Clin sold at 81 and recovered to % ce,ts
uecatnr d. med from roar cents TO S@9 ceh'S
cree Vtorntoin soId nj 81 n 81 cents, ana cherokee
M ~ cents. Sta,e Line . and and Orlenta5 a an
Miller were off 2 and cents. Cons0Hualeu W 81
gna was down to 81 cents ana C"iIOIH'" ~ -
cents
.ALES IT THE MIYIy6 ErCHhYGES