The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-10-10
CLUB LIST.
EXCHANGE sc1NTE1LATIoNs.

When a pretty woman faIls t.
bring fellow TO his knees she should
Try him with a inch of snuff. Thai
will bring him to bis sneeze.-Glas
gov Times.
"Many flower is born to bloom
ami blush unseen" says the poet
We want it distinctly understood Il al
we're one OF those posies--State
Journal.
n Bostcp girl attracted crowd
around her by having her shoes
blacked in front Of a lsadmg hotel in
,hh city, inst like man. George
town Times.
A Michigan girl has removed nine
teen warts from her hand with toma-
To Juice. Wonder if she got the
warts in the good old way.--Sunday
Argus.
Another British victory is re ported
this time from Ireland. A woman
who refused to surrender her cattle
was shot down by gallant process
server-lIot Spriggs Horseshoe.
Young man, don't act like ycr
owned the city. and knew it all, Just
because you wear good clothes. A
wooden sign in front of clothing
store can do the same thing.-Park
CRY Times.
The first duty Of a young lawyer il
10 Income the .'silser tongued orator
Of the county," and then Tor several
years his father will take q pride in
supporting him. -Arkansaw Travel.
er.
Mr. Qnin, Chinese merchant OF
San Francisco has gone to the grave,
leaving three wives. Persons having
occasion to inquire for the widow
Qain will have to fall back on ii :
gram.-This and That.
When your dog comes home in the
early tall in such a hurry that he can't
stop when he gets to his hole under
the kitchen, you may know the grocer
has sold his first can Of new oysters.
Glasgow Times.
New York ladies'h have now malta
for the banjo, and many of them are
learning to play it. The next thing
with them will be to blacken up and
10 for minstrels. Some Of them will
doubtless strive to be end mcn.--State
Journal.
Tie fly is busy from sunnp to sun
down, and the mosquito from sun
down to sunup. Mr.. John Frozen
dew, alias Jack Frost, is the only one
who Is not bothered by these two ies-
we fellows, who put in full twenty
ftoar hours out Of every twenty-fuur.-
Ky Register.
1T was youth Of modest purse,
said soft unto maid. Which. would
ynn iraticr tackle next, ice-cream or
lemonaSe?'' Across the maiden's
rosy cheek fasts fits a winning smile;
9TH order some Of BOTH" she said.
Lord help the young mans pile
Lizzietown News.
There is said to be man in Halves
vile so close that when he attends
church he occupies the pew farthest
from the pulpit to save the interest on
punched nickel he drops in the box
while the collectors are taking up con-
t ibution pmong the audience. Brock
enridge Hews.
Ben Butler is the democratic candi-
date for governor in Massachusetts
The convention that nominated him
having also endorsed woman suffrage,
pretty Phoebe Cozens proposes tc
stump the state with him. The story
OF the campaign up there this fall will
therefore be the fairy tale Of Beauty
and the beast" Breckenridge New
Socrates said that A man should
er drunk once a month. but that hi
should lock himself in room ant
diuk good wine. IF Mr.. Socrates
had left some arrangement by which
good wine and room conld be Sc
cared, we would feel much greater
venera,ion for the great Greecian.-
Arkansaw- Traveller.
An Arkansaw woman knocked
down her husbands gun aud was
killed. One OF the neighbors speak
ing TO the husband about the sal
affair, said: THAT was indeed a sal
affair. You can never replace her.
YES" replied the husband, taking
two of his children onto his lap, "bu
there's one consolation. That oil
gun never has failed to kill AR
kansaw Traveller.
Yes, Angela. we viii tell you. l
is but right that you should know
s,d the explanation is very simple
nompson's colt, grazing in coo
a'ture on the bank Of beautiful
clear river, became thirsty, and in
ad Of quenching his thirst therei'
deliberately plunged IN and swan I
the other side. that. he might drn'
out of muddy horse pond over there
At another time he jumped into thi
river to keep ont Of the rain. Penc
the saying, GAS big a fool as Thsmp
sons colt" But don't you use it. 1t
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