The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-07-30
VOL. |. NO. Q.
LIM INNINGS.

u M N INIS-
 The bird of time has '' crows foot.
 The world is ungrateful. Lydia F.. Pinkham Is still m untitled woman.
 When the political turtle catches hold of man il does not turn loose until the ballot-boN ,hunders.
 An esthetic correspondent says ,ha, Josh Billings has vulgar walk. Nes. Il kind of Billings sai,.
 \ woman in the southern part of .Nrkan- saw has given birth to a child wi,h three arms. What an excellent bank cashier he will make.
 The attack on perfumery by the na- ,ional lawmakers wil! work a hardship on the skunk and the editors who clip without giving credit.
 The other night an amateur prize fight CT was killed by a mule in Fayetteville Ark. garnum wants the muic. hat the people of tic town are unwilling lo par; with him.
 Young man. improve your mind @hsle you can. After awhile. If your present rate of speed Is kept up. yaa @an. h4te any mind Then wha, Will you de :: Preach. or % ,o the legislature:
 O. B. Rockingham contributes Ia the AortA .4m.yse.sa h..',se... ..n exhaustive paper entitled The Ethics t.ambIqs.' M- Frothingham Wri;es well bat he fa.ls to tell you where ,o pu, your money.
 It is said that George Elliott could sork all day and no, get ,ircd Yes. and her neighbors .eould talk about her all day and no, get tired. In this rcspec, George didn't have an> physiea! advantage o,er the majority of wonen.
 The boldness with which Mr BccohcI declared tha; the thareh and Bible and preacher. are not holy within themselves caused many aad many par of srand motherly spcotaolcs to so up. and man. and many aged lirs 70 t:5,N u2 and re- mark whew
 An Arkansaw pre- hef:i in retiring from the pulpi, said NJ breiheren. regret to leave you. but d mere imrer;an; datA calls me. have served yeU for year. and I am gratiied ,o feel tha. am worthy of your confidence. Yes Eve ro, to retire from the services ef ;.e Lord My duties al the silll-house demand my undivided attention.
 NIT. Talmaae say>: o.,u;ion is d re- hgious principle. Hecdlcssness belongs to the devil Be cautious in everything you do. and especially be cautious ill dealing with liar But. Mr. Talmage what is the use of bcIns cautious in deal ing with a liar. 'rhe same saSaei,y that tells you when you are dealing with liar will tell you not to deal
 What shall we do w::h our girls = again asks thc young woman who has charge of the lady's column of l;cr- any paper Now here, we'Ye invest gated this matter and we ind tha, you haven !; any girls. Every week or two you howl about. what must you do with your girls. and we are getting tired ii. II yos had any girls We would advise you, but as you haven't. hush.
 The ARkASs.w TRAvELKR is so mi-ii provoking that the proprietots in order to keep the thing level are offering ,ad-ifoas a, premium 10 subscribers. !!his is about h.. oaiy sad thing connected ~ith Resd and is as novel as Ii is sad. II Nould he a good .a.a for some of our exchange, b offer knNe<. pins. needles etc. thus gn sg ,heir readers something sharp and euiSng-4 :. ee6 Estry Eos&Sy.
 No. we will not offer sad-irons. for in the general distribution which would fol- lows some poor fellow might get the goose
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