Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-05
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eyes sir" said Mr.. Gallagher, cit
was funny enough to make a donkey
laugh. laughed till I cried.
"1NDEED, sir, would box your ears I"
-Pausing, refectively)-" but where
could I find box large enough?"
PATRICK on the zebra: "Phat kind
of a haste is that the mule with his
ribs on the outside of his skim entirely 7"
"WHy don't you have some stile
about your" said the man who had
looked along mile of barbed fence for
an entrance.
BETWEEN "drouth and " drought, "
the press of the country appears to have
no particular way Of spelling that which
indicates dry spell.
AN Indian idol was recently found in
Kansas. 1t was made of earthenware,
was brown in color, and has handle.
1t will hold two quarts.
ONE lively fly can scratch up and
scatter more seeds Of religion than the
most eloquent divine can SOW in whole
forenoon Whitehall Times.
A LITTLE girl in London Sunday
school, being asked why God made the
flowers Of the field, replied: "Please,
ma'am suppose forpatterns forartifcial
flowers"
NIAGARA Falls is brilliantly illumin-
ated by the electric light every evening
that after paying the hackman you can
easily see whether there is anything left
in your pocket-book.
INSECTS are becoming fashionable for
jewelry, but then it is not pleasant to
find this kind Of fashionable jewelry Or
namenting the mattress of the summer
hotel.
FIRST player dreamt last night I
was playing Hamlet" Second player
81 am very thankful to say that I did
not dream that I was one Of your audi
ence."
INQUIRER "Isit wicked to go fishing
Sunday, if you don't catch anything? ,"
It is horribly wicked. You've no bust
ness to waste time, and profanity is
always wicked.-Bosto9a Post.
THIS world is not all sadness;
With bitter comes the sweet;
Your girl may not be handsome,
Your wife may have cold feet.
But ever comes the knowledge
That years of earnest work
May some day make you able
To bluff hotel clerk.
"WEI1, Mary, how do you like your
new home in Vermont ?" "Well, mum,
we all like it but father, and the air is
too embracing for him, but under the
canister of heaven I think there isn't a
more beautifuller place.
"MoTHER," said fair-haired urchin,
"I don't want to go to Sunday-school.
I want to go fshin'.'! "But the fish
won't bite on Sunday" "Well," re-
sponded the probable future President,
"In risk it, any way. Maybe there's
some that's like me-.
BRAKEMAN "The train is now about
to enter the State of Missouri. Cen
tlemen who have not provided them
selves with carbines will pass forward
to the locomotive and crawl into the
tender"
THE "utterly utter kind of talk has
infected the street gamins, one of whom,
after picking up q more than usually
fragrant cigar stump, exclaimed to his
friend: "Jack, this is quite too posi-
lively bully
THE KIND OF A ROSEBUD SHE is.
Pm an only daughter young girl
A spit-curl and frizzes young girl,
A languishing, dainty, all powdery and panty,
Sit up at il young girl
I'm woud-be aesthetic young girl,
A dote on the arts young girl,
A poet in embryo, don't know thing, you know,
All on the surface young girl.
Pm novel-reading young girl,
A lie awake until young girl,
A romantic, hah-crazy, but terribly lazy
Let ma do the work young girl.
I'm look out for catch young girl,
A snatch 'em up quick young girl,
A half do the proposing, and bag 'em when dosing,
Hold on to your game young girl
-Prookl7jn EnOZe