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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-09-17

A flock of buzzards attacked q LARGE
rattlesnake at Brady, Texas, and killed
it.
Near oSt. Clair, No., Lester Crawford
killed . rationale that had twenty -one
rattles.
Mrs. Enoch Reed, of Bath, Me-, was
attacked by a spotted adder while at
work in her summer kitchen. Il Vas
killed, and found TO be three feet long.
A large copperhead snake lay ooiled
in the 0atfield Of Thomas B. Campbell,
Of Perry County. Pa. He killed !. and
found In its body twenty four Of it,
young.
Ex-Sheri6 Decker, Of Sullivan County
Pa, with scythe cut In two rattle
snake that was i've feet long and had
aixteen rattles. Il had bEeakfasted ON
two rats.
In Winona, Mimi, the haymakers in
deld Of Thomas Laird out q big bull
snake In two with . scythe, whom forty
ono young snakes went running around
In the grass.
When 4ra ANDY S0mmer, living mar
South Bend. Ind, went into her kitchen
TO prepare dinner she saw Q large blue
rAcer lying under the stove. Il took her
and Mrs. Col. Frank, her neighbor. an
hour to kill Il. Il was four feet long.
A New Jersey snaks) entered cabinet
orRap that had been toted into The
woods for use at picnic. At the hr1t
notes called forth from the organ At
Sunday school On the following Sabbath
the snake crawled out causing good
deal Of cOmmotion.
A coachwhip snake, eight fest in
length, Was seen cruUinQ 3 fleld near
Madison, La. with Id head raised ma
. half-9rown rabbit in lie mouth. The
old rabbit was following the reptile ma
jumping ct it head TO recover hsr vuanO.
but she did not succeed.
Chester County, Pa, has beeu yisited
this season BY great numbers Of venom
Gus reptiles. g. 8. Miahier. Of Covonfrv
township. deeapitatsd oeven snaieo n
cutting two svathes in his ten-aoce
0eld. The honos became % fri0hteneil
that they could NOT be driven % 20 the
standing grain. and farm hauds Win
cradles undertook tho harvest Altar 4
promise Of double wages. Before half
IN a0re had been cut tho men had killed
nineteen snakes. The grain was alivo
with than.
A working purity Of mountaineers on
The North Carolina Railroad, vhile
clearing away the brush on siding. -
. dve-f0Ot rationale. One Of ths pertv
cut stick with foeked end, and. pin-
ming the snake to The earth at The kead.
selsed the tail in his right hand, ran ~
!eft down the snakes body, and, orasD-
ing il firmly just back Of The bead, held
Il mp At arms length and eallsd a ~
othsEs 10 look a4 the varminI's mouth. !"
After holding il few minutes for en-
oral inspection. he suddenly swung tho
make over his bead With HI riaht ~.
letting 20 the hold Of IL Iofk ~
dashed Il against . roek, killing Il In
SANITY.
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AlarvRD.-Ths bark OhAs B. Kenny,
Captain Dahlsr, arrived yesterday morn
ink and win load Rsnton coal for San
Francisco.
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To Pnmrnns AND PuDLsunns.--The
printers and publishers Of this city are
requested and urged TO attend meet
ING q The pusr-IxrEIlS0sxcxa compos-
Ing room this afternoon at z O'Clock to
Discuss matters OF concern TO the craft.
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II Ssav1un AoAlN.-The steamer va
Quina has bssn thoroughly repaired
sines her reosnt accident, and may b
expscted 70 arrive here at any time. She
eeilsd from Astoria for victoria aud the
6ound with freight, on the 18th.
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SACRAMENTO, Sept. 16.--The track was
rather slow from yesterdays rain. In
the first race, mile and repeat. Joe How
ell, Night Hawk and Frank RhOads
started. The former won in two straight
heats; time, 1855 and Las. Night
Hawk second.
Second race, running for gentlemen's
saddle horses, professional riders barred.
Tho race was amusing and was won BY
Policeman 8. Norfolk in 1855.
Third race, trot between Delsur,
Trump, WainstOn, Cairo, Ashly and
Honesty, the first heat was won BY Del
sur in 2:25Z, Ashly second, Cairo third.
The second heat was won by Cairo in
2:SA, Winston second, Honesty third.
During the day rain has fallen in the
Sacramento Valley and snow il reported
in the mountains.
It has also rained at Napa and Santa
Clara Valleys, accompanied in some
cases by thunder.
Some minor damage to hay and grain
Is reported at San Rafael.
Shocking lndeeA.
Ferkelson Brothers quarry, at Point
San Pedro, was the scene Of shocking
accident today.
Indian DepfeAasisns.
DEADwooD, Sept. ia large party
Of Indians, supposed to be from Pine
Ridge agency, surprised trappsr about
seventeen miles northeast Of Deadwood
last Wednesday and robbed him of
horses and provisions. The Indians
say they are going on the war path.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.


A girl TO do general Homework. Apply
q northwest corner of Front and Pike
Streets sl4-d4t
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For e6ohu,a, pneumonia, pluritis, lar-
yneitis and eofolulosis alterations ~
DR.. Miller. eepl6>f
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
LOS II!

A NOTE, PAYABLE ON THE 2lst of
n November. 1851, to ID. T. Denny. was
lost by the undersigned ON Friday last.
The note has been paid, and this il to
warn all persons against purchasing it.
sl7-t WIN. SHULTZ.
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Lse1hsR ana rubbR heltine, lasine
beh59 netal -, = Wald = O1mp
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SELECT SCHOOL.
Saloon Keepers.
ATTElN TON!

nor SALE CHEAP, ONE PIGEON
l. hole Table, at
JOE BORREN'S
Furniture store on Second St.,
s1O-6 Between Mill and Washington.
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PAO1F1o COAST.



PoEr TowssrxD, Sept. l6.-Ths Eng
lish bark Elizabeth. which arrived here
today, spoke the British ship Brifish
Yeoman, from San Francisco for Liver
pool, on the 25th of August, in latitude
7 north, longitude l24 west.
The ship II. s. Gregory, ladsn with
Z7s2 tons Of wheat for Queenstown, sail
ed this morn ng.
The banks Nonantuu,, Revere, News
Boy, Johan LadWig And Fresno and
schooner Reporter sailed last night for
up Sound to load.
Rsyal PaPsy - TIE way.
SAS FBaNcIsco, Sept. 1.-THE Mar
quis Of Lorne and party sailed for VIC
toria on the war steamer Comus at noon.
The United States steamer 4cPhersOn
aud the yacht squadron escorted the
Comus down the harbor.
shsealsx Accident.
Saw RAFAEL, Sept. l6.-Terkelson &
Bro. 3 quarry. at Point San Pedro, WAa
abOut 8 O'Clock this morn
ing the scene of shocking accident.
An Italian named Danunie Mucto was
putting in charge Of giant powder 70
blast, using an iron crOwbar for lamp
ing. when the blast prsmaturely ex-
ploded. throwing Mucto about thirty
feet, leaving him in terribly man2led
condition. His breast VAS torn open %
As to expose his heart. He was still liv-
ing when his fellow workmen reached
him, Int ceased to breathe in few min
utes. Daniel McKenna, who was assist
ing Mucto, was also badly hurt, having
his skull fractured, and it is thought be
cannot live. He has been unconscious
since the accident. Deceased had been
warned against using an iron bar in
tamping. and this morning q fireman al
the quarry noticed that he was using
one, and started to stop him. bat before
| he got to him the blast went OF. 1t was
a narrow escape for sixteen men who
were working in close proximity.
Lsene's Moye0enis.
San Francisco, Sept. 16.-The Mar
quis of LOrne and Princess Louise last
night visited the Chinese Theater and
restaurant. They leave today for VIC
fopia
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LdisA foe sossstA = - OAytua
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tt 0TUDEnAKgR = - slanaay,1
vaeon - - wosll xesn1e ~ Wi
= 0anpho1l
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Babies drsass, III kindA q Claytaa
Bros.
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The esaebsated Grown Oyimdse, Jopr
"a and othsr l1hgisAting eth 6 WaId
I Oampoella.
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A LADY. EXPERIENCED IN TUT.
"A ton, b de9irous Of obtaining position
- Whiting 00vsrness to children under
y yuan. Ordinary Eneiish branches and
French end 0ualc. For terms and refcr-
eace e1dFeO / = W. POor.INrELLI0RN-
CER o0ce. 1eattle. ol6-IW
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The HcIpie..ne.s OF Woman.
>. Rack L SnYl'

DIRK. SHyl
The sivered foam OF the FLASHING In rhythmic
cadence the white sands Of the beach while here and
there ieck OF waverng light from the signal buoy
Sarne Shoals-that dreaded spot beneath whose treao
erous many goody ships freighted with
precious burdens from far Cathay and Muskegon had
disappeared foteverbrough into bold relief against the
western sky Grofe McClosky on foot she stood by
Borttsm Perkins's side that soft juno evening.
You do not love me-. said the girl speaking slowly.
cor yoa would not speak so cruelty. ON this beautiful
night, when tho hills suhusei with amber haze
through which tho glow and throb In silent splen
dor should think OF naught but iove-pure passion.
less love, that viii bind hearts togo her in chain
whose every link shall be kiss. whose every fold q
sweet caress"
For instant the man did not reply Then the girl
stretched forth him her bare white that giptened
like marble in the growing dusk but he needed them not
"Wiil you not speak to me- sweetheartt she said.
nnnitc pathop IN the words.
No answer came Again the outstretched arms pleaded
mutey and with pful eloquence for the JOY that
to he Looking at her with naughty almost Vice
President Davis expression his face. Bertram again
said: Back I say"
With de-psring CLEAN in her dArksoms eyes. Girofe
turned and began to sob rs IL her corset would
break. God help me" she said in despairng accents
e. cannot back"
"why not I" asked Bertrsm.
because" the reply in tear stained tones, my
polonaIse Is too awfuly tight"
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SOME CHICAGO RoMANcEs.
Tive sisters DiHsrinr Views or Life.
Prom ne Chiodoo Tribune.

fTOW Vt ChtuVO IIloune,
Sunrise In Hobokon.
The nrst breezes Of the Awakening day laden with the
balmy scents that tho dowy air has caught from the
sleeping flowers ns II kissed them during the night
astr causing the bright leaves that hang thick
~ oil every bOugh 10 wave to and fro indocnt
fashion rs II 10th to awake from the grateful quiet in
which they have boon flushed during the hours when
the stars, those silent monitors of the night whose Wig
lila are now At an ond have gcmmed the heavens In all
their silent Hplendor Prom out the rosy portals Of tho
morn come lambert rays of light tngnR with golden
glory the edges of cloud bank whose suen visago is
In i'll accord with the JOYOUS beauty of the scene
Under the linden I'll at skirt tho edges of broad
dcmesne two girls are Observation-Disclosures happy
eyed every spring girls their twined
about each other In rustful iwoud lend you my bang
in.aminute fashion that 20 ofion among tho
dark akinned maidens In the vineyards OF Italy,
"1s 1t not beautiful, Gweniolent" asks Aphrodte
Mcclure looking up with her puro, oval face into that
Ut her sister DO you know darling" she con tnues
seeing that the other is too wholly wrapped up In the
beauty Of the scene to speak. that the Birth Of
day always calls to my mind that time in the life Of
gir fraught with and responsibility when
she stands watching with wisu eyes for the nsts of
futurity to lft' Up the rugged hills of her
known she will soon advancing In all its resstless
power the sunlight that is to lumne her with its radi
scorch and withcr her before the be
reached Across the pure and hopeful face pass the
darksome shadows OF uncertainty and fear, only to be
chased away by the present hope that calls to
with joound voice while strong limbod youth, secure in
the knowledge OF its power laughs back response The
life Of woman is indeed strange admxure but though
the potion be at times bitter and hard to take after all
the toll and travel there comes peaceful rest holy
calm. that amply repays for tho many struggles and
strvngs of the past Hardly has girl stepped
the threshold of madenhood. with oil its sweetness and
purity when her hearts choice falls upon
an unworthy one, perhaps. whom she loves through
bleak November or budding May with passionate ten.
derness that is beyond compare She hoats then on
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\ new motnod OF dealing with SerenaderS
was lately invented by Mr. FOX OF Stillbrook Iowa,
which reflects tile highest credit upon that genremans
ingenuity and which promises to be precedent OF In
sstinable value Mr.. Fox, when nearly of years old.
married for the first time about week ago He has re-
sided in sbrook for many years, and his reputation
a man Of shrewdness and integrity has never been
sued Nevertheless, Mr. Fox has never been regarded
as a liberal man lie does not approve Of the use OF
ardent spirits as beverage, and he does not smoke
Hence he has never been known to invite his fellow cit
zons TO drink or to take cigar and has thus won rem
-. 49, -, - y, ~ 'sP
u'atoh LOT WserS hHnHs "hch hot even the thct thN
he gives literally all charities and never turns beg
an. a,,ov n,,,,r,, r,o,n hIs ,o. o.,, .i, So
s'' ga "s'y '' no ''' 'a''o' ''ei' f'""NS'
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WHEELING. Aug. 1.-The remarkable dis
closure of thc Imposition OF three children upOn
pectng husband by woman residing in Wheeling causes
aprotound sensation here where tine persons concerned
are We'll known. John scarlet the husband IN highly
reseced, and ratter weiltodo financially. Mrs Scar
LETT says 81 have been married twelve years My
husband has always been anxious to have children.
While on trip East 10 my mothers house. told her OF
TINS aud At her suggestion went to the Philadelphia
Anishouse. His was III 1875. took little iron,
that Institution, ted 1t as own. and wrote my
husband that we had been blessed with child. gave
II the best OF care with mothers assistance, for
grew to love it, but II pinned aud died before left
tho city. soon Rfterward | returned home, and,
beng In delicate health husband naturally believed
the word had written him. aud together we inournet
Tor The tile one The next year went East again, and
through the assistance Ofmy meher secured an infant
from the Founding Home. 1t beautiful little boy
townrd whom my heart went out at once but | Ind
hardly learned to love 1t when death claimed It, and
was again left alone My husband being still dssatis
he'd the following year again visited flaiephia and
from the Home secured bright canning little one who
e now five years old on II have laVshed all my nec
tom have watched over II in sickness and in health
and cared for II as fOndly though II
every respect we have treated 1t offspring and II
would break my heart to have II taken from ME My
husband loves II so dearly that hu will hardly suffer IL
to be out OF his sight, and know could not love 10
more were its true mother"
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J.! ALExANDmIA. July 22.-To-day there aesem..
bed AZ the office OF the Governor tue court Instituted
for tho trial OF prisoners It consists OF Cen o. man
hey Neb IA President and the follow four CoOnels
Ahmed liandi Rey, Nassiin hey, llussein Hey Iusni
Abdul Mailman Efeudi hasr, hnd Fagtan Dchri Ehcndt
Chowkry. Lord Charles Deresford and Major Craigr Oe
the marines appeared TO prosecute hut did not form
part OF the court Mr. Bcainan acted as Interpreter
The first prisoner tried WAS certain Mohamined AL
SoudAncse accused OF having used knife against Chris.
as OF having melted 20 their murder and Of having
oner denied all the charges The third charge wac
proved conclus.ey by i've Witnesses Only OF tho
witnesses would. however, give evidence to the
serious charges aud Lord Chares after pointing out
the serious nature OF the discrepancies In Ills evidence
In trial for life aud DEATH ordered this witness under
arrest, and had him taken to prison. pending conmuni
cation with ls Consulae-tho Italian. The prisoner
was sentenced by the Court to six penal tude
rle next prisoner was certain said soudani, very
yfllanouk looking wretch accused of firing
Before commencing this Lord Charles Beresford
addressed the Court pointing out the absolute ecessy
OF treating the firing on troops 10y natives CAPT al Of
fence He Ind given orders to his to lire, but
IT, in those circumstances, the were fired upon II
wns necessary that they should be protected by tho
Court marine, william Macbeth. proved that lie had
been hred upon and that he arrested the prisoner The
them the trouble The reply Of the witness that hts or
dcrs were not 10 do made good impression Tho
prisoner condemned to he shot.
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NAPLES, July 1.-The city Of Florence. Italy.
Ia probably the best paved and cicanest city in the
world In reckless, e9sySoing Naples where rags aud
riches. hunger and plenty, and honesty and hieyery
seem To i've IN such pleasant, prOmi-cuOus fellow
the system of prm cleanliness and fau.ss order falls
short or the (h FOrentlnc standard, hut thu street
paving itself is almost good. The material used
lava which after its issue i'll melted condition from
the crater Of NesuvuS near becomes grayish stone
comp9ct and hard Rs sranite appareny 1t is cut witA
precision into large blocks all OF equal and
is well laid i'll snud on undercushioiis of macadani.
The stone curh 10 the sidewalks here in Florence
and other Italian cities, varies in thickness from
fourteen inches is set with great care and solidy
nnd lAat tile huge bocks may remain forever hnnIoya
BILE they prepared and fitted coely together at tho
meeting ends with projecting half round and hitting
followed half round tctivcy They sink nor
bulge ont Of line The love OF the beautiful 1t would
does not abandon the artistic Neapuan even IN
the sterile construction of q street
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Two young gentlemen, one the son Of n we'll
known ienerh, WHO were taking the town by
light fell out. aud decided to seic their lncuity with
pistols at ten paces But il IN happened when the cha
ic4Ye wa, passed and accepted, both communications
Icing verbal! that only one had friend present in whom
he could place Implicit conf "nCc So the bellgercns
and the second repaired to tho OF young gentle
man whom they awoke, and to whom they made known
,hcr mission Only glance was necessary to tell tho
hat"scrp gentleman that both principals wero full ot
something besides night and with u smile he accented
The rast After leaving his room he objected pistols,
anl lnIuced the dueste. 10 agree to fight 10 Slly
hN1u ABOUT daylight the quartet reached the battle
hcI an III Few seconds the two principals had di-
vested themselves OF all suptruOa clothing aud ut tho
same time Went for each other Ia line style. Three
rounds we're necessary 10 settle tho affair One
told that they were To hEht until time called aud
as soon ~ he was struck Ae called IT.
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Tho Electric Light u, London ball.
From the London World

The great Almack's ball is over and many OF
the forecasts concerning its intended arrangements
proved less correct than those issued by the
gikts.
The electric light had been chosen the OF
illuminating the scene hut from the first as
not success There was weird look every thing,
and even the youngest and rettiest severely tried
by its ordeal while those whose adorning is OF
nature only tht eilect ghastly.
The supper WAS laid round tables in one OF tho
broad corridors of the conservatory Just at tho
meht when n move was being made toward the supper
room Sudden darkness fell upon the scene, for the
electric light had gone out
The music ceased, the dancers stood s and conster-
nation was on all. Faint screams he ard at first,
md then s whole multitude burst into stimuli
peal of laughter fow feeble attempts were made
revive the electric light without success and then
the delight OF every one the long line OF gas Jets cli
run round the conservatory WAS lighted and decided
Improvement noticed ut every ones per-
snla appearance, though the shareholders electric
light Looked blue and began scientific eXplauatons Of
the roason for the sudden collapse.
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MonOdY-On Mnther.

All, me a hollow, feeting show is Life,
over the surface Of whose narrow stage
We Tilt like shadows, and are seen more
barren plain is Life through which rolls on
Deaths darking river, whose unceasin2 tide
Sweeps hourly from our side the cherished ones,
The loved and loving hearts OF yesterday.
cruel harvester il Death who gamers
Ripe fruit and green in his dark cell the grave.
Bright, joyous youth and venerable age
Alike are swept by his reHursoless scythe,
And those who fall next bitter hour may be
The youngest, ia.est, brightest best beloved
Twelve years ago mournci u fathers death.
Fondy hoped TO clasp hs hand once more;
Fondly 10 hear his words of love again.
But Heaven not willed IT and Deaths quick stroke
Hath smittcn him; and his once happy home
Knows him no more.
And now another loss
Whelms my stricken heart IN bitter anguish.
widowed mother shares a husbands grave;
And. far away DER waste Of western ocean.
Far from the "Greon Isle" where they sleep together
l weep tho lost ones shall ne'er more
No tear of mine dews the green turf above them,
But here, mid strangers, silently mourn
The luN ing hearts that heat no more in life
Mother miss the music of thy voice
Thy words Of love 80 precious to mine ears
Thy heanhng sElilo 81 beauteons to nine cyoa
Closed are the eyes that greeted me SO londly,
Cola ~ tile breast mat was my font NJ life,
sui is the heart where oft my head WAS liowed,
Pulscless the hand whose gentle touch 40 oft
smoothed down the tresscs ON my infant brow;
flushed is the gentle voice which often blessed me-
And vet seem L. hear that voice again,
Murmurns words Of praise and fond affection
Never in life did he give pain to me-"
Nothcr bless thy memory for those words;
Sweet gracious words that shall treasure ever;
And when my nEal hour Of rest approaches
BE 1t my consolation to remember
sons true part ever did to thee;
And that thy closing words when Death was nigh,
Were blessings on the son thou lovdst 80 well
Mother, FAREWELL brush tho tears away;
And Will mourn no more; for blessed Fairn
And heaven born Hope beam, sunlkc, my spirit
In Cots great Love we all shall meet again,
Where earthly sinfuness no more hall trouble,
Where weary hearts are rested eyermOre,
Where all is peace aud nsyer.endIng bliss.
WILLIAM GEoGHEoAE
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Go aud start the kitchen fire,
Turn the gas "A little higher,
Run and tell your aunt Maria
BaDy's the Crannp-

her dim and abe broke down in pas sion OF
tears As she sat there sobbins II her heart would
break, she felt stealing gently around her neck
and soon a bearded face pressed to her cheeks.
Looking up in alarm, she saw that il was Rupert.
why are you weeping my angel' he asked stroking
with tender grace the blond bang that was lying so
trustfnlly against his vest Can you your
sorrow -
For an instant Gweni0len did not speak. Then, look
ing up to him with MI the beautiful innocence Of her
North Side nature she said In low, broken accents.
IL was thinking precious that II did get married.
and tho baby did nave cranp could start the
fire and look oversprcad the pure
young face.
why ASKED Rupert in agonized tones, why could
not start the IRE -
" Because" said Gwcndoen you are too eternally
lazy to have any kniling wood ready night"