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The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

A. b. KEYEs. J. i. SMITH.
Close Carriages for Weddings, Calls and Recap
tons, boarding and Livery Stable. W1lards
Hotel Stables. corner l4lh and n sts.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

VXTANTED-A GENTLEMAN FOND OF
w music would like to take vocal course from
a competent teacher Address Music, this office.
feI0-3tt
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WTANTED-A PLACE BY A YOUNG MAN
w in grocery provision store; smart and
active and well acquainted in all parts of the
city and county, can command good deal Of trade;
frstcass references, Address f. g., ritic Office,
faQ
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"ANTED-BY A YOUNG MAN A SITUA-
w tion as assistant bookkeeper- can furnish
best of references. Address w. H. p, Critic of.
fee. fe9
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"ANTED-A LADY OF REFINEMENT
w would like a situation as housekeeper; is a
most excellent nurse in sickness; pleasant and
genial disposition; salary not much an object
as pleasant home; good references. Address
Mrs. Abot Critic Office. feS
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I. W, MURPHY. e23 d street n.

Practical horseshoer, has . fun knowiedgs sf the
structure and formation Of the horse's feef. and
charge ds20
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

nANFoRTH HAS MADE THOUSANDS
IL of Homes pleasant with his Light and Stove.
Started hundreds on their way 70 fortune, selling
his goods, LIGHTING and COOKING. No
chimney wick, kindling, ashes, nor waste. Light
ed In one minute; put out in one second. Small
capital Invested IN GOODS, which will sell from 30
Fourteen years success IN every agency opaH(i.
Inventions perfected. Patents issued. Exnori-
ments finished. Manufacturing comm enced n1
sales daily increasipg with. nj. DIS mea1y
Willing TO sell rights. I1uro TO sell n
close prices for cash giv1/ 1/11 rOl Of t0s
feel that have a direct infercl{in In every
cess sure. Cold dOifdfs" do not walk
pocket. Work. that's the word.r
ness does not show success, don't inNt
Mr.. Danforth is at his desk nom
assures you Of courteous attention, ~
menis backed by sales, and good VINO
purchase can use 100 good men,
nom s2u9tO 1900 IN cash 10 INVEST IN
take charge Of Branch Agencies Ia g
States. Come and see me. or seQd Tor eirepe
DANFORTH. sil ID st. n. W. Daily Post haiid4sf
Washington. ID. o. --t
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10
PERSONAL.

SOUTHERN LADY (STRANGER IN THE
IA city) would like TO meet n lady with good
social position etc, who would join her In
mutual companOnship; references exchanged.
Address, with real name and residence, Warren
ton, this office. ~
r ETTERS WRITTEN ON ANY SUBJECT,
IL MS. revised, briefs drawn collections made,
pensions, attorney for land warrants and patents.
Speeches and lectures prepared at shortest notice.
AL business confdential Mrs. NJ. A. LACH-
MAN. sl3 18th street N. W. de2
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

VXTANTED-BY AN EXPERT DOUBLE EN-
w try book.keeper of large practical exper-
ience; highly recommended by former employ
ees. Wellesley Young, 144 f st. n. G. fes
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

I,OR SALE-AN ELEVATED OVEN EN-
II pre range, cheap II is suitablefor small or
in use; have purchased q new one. hat much.
larger. At Alderney Dairy DEPOT ~ Third street
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

INOR SALE - 100 ACRE6 08SSUPERfOR
I land, with dwelling of "a rooms and all
rounded by fine shady grove, offering great in
ducumeuts for frst-class summer boarding
fruit orchards in this District composed of apples
pears cherries grapes and small fruits there be
of pears there sold 1900 bushels, and fgrapes
10000 lbs alone with other fruits accordingly this
last season. within few miles of the city both by
road and rail. WIN. H. MAIN q BROS, cor. Pa.
ave- and Sd st. OcH
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

LOANS
In sums to suit at per cent.
The above Is only small portion of property on
my books For full list call at Office FOR bulletin
Issued on lst and 18th. feS
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

UTANTED-BY A SETTLED COLORED WO-
w man, place as nurse for infant; is expert
enced and can give good references Call at 1918
Sixteenth st. n. w. fists
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

~ furnishing money to perfect and secure pat
ents for machine needed in every family. For in
formation address 2. Y, Inventor, Critic office.
frC-2
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

"ANTED- SITUATIONS WANTED BY
w two white women, one as cook, the other
as chambermaid and seamstress. Call at 1928 New
HanIpslire avenue. between T and u sts feS
The Evening critic., 1882-02-10

L,OR sALE-2 SETS OF DOUBLE HARNESS
Il cheap. Alderney Dairy Depot, ala Third
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-20
A Marhlehead Doe

One OF the delights of our expedition
to Marblehead (writes correspondent
of Boston paper) was an experience
with dog. A gentleman living about
half mile from the beach came down
to see what the party had 10 eat, and
brought with him siNty-pnund bull
dog. 1t seemed to be u good-natured
beast and frolicSed playNi1 during the
day. About O'clock -:he Gentleman
went home. and cverN body supposed
the dog went with him. We found.
however that he had nor. The day
being warm, the entire party had taken
of their coats and hung them in the
garnet of q little shanty where the cook
ing was done. As evening came it
grew cooler. The breeze came off the
water as the sun went down. and we
concluded to put our coat on. We quiet
ly slid into the shanty and started up
the steep, narrow, and rickety stairs.
At the top we found the dog. Further
more, we found that he objected to our
coming up. In the dim light we could
see blood in his eye. We went back
without our coat. Presently the chief
of the fire department went in to get his
coat, and he came back without it, too.
But he said nothing, and several others
tried the experiment, and came back
the same way. But finally one gentle
man couldn't stand it, and spoke of the
dog. That broke the ice, and we de-
cided to get the dog down. We threw
things at him and tried to scare him
away, but he only growled savagely.
Then one of the party stood at the foot
of the stairs and lied like pirate, say
ing: mice dog! Good old fellow!
Come, Towserr' But Towser was proof
againt fattery. 1t had grown quite
dark, and the breeze was coming along
brisk, and everybody was shivering.
Meat was offered to the dog to get him
away, but he wouldn't have it. Things
began to be blue! The handsome yachts
man asked if somebody present couldn't
swearp The chief of the department.,
being a fireman, of course didn't know
profane word, and neither did any of
the rest of us. The doctor said if any
body would 60 up and throw the dog
out he'd cauterize the bites free Of
charge, and our friend of the legal fra
ternity said he'd give his services in a
suit for damages. But nobody volun-
teered. The very heavy gentleman said
if he could get on the roof and drop
through OH the dog he could break the
animals back, but before saying this
he took care to observe that there was
no way to get on the roof. There was
only one thing to do, and we did it.
We sent half mile to get the dogs
owner. And while we waited for him
we sat and shivered and chartered our
teeth, and told each other it was funny,
and inwardly thought of things that
wouldn't look well in print. And we
treated the owner of the dog very polite
ly till he had sent the dog home and we
had got our coats. Then if we didn't
fell him what we thought of the brute,
no matter.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-20

III. @. Mead, an eccentric bachelor,
who for thirty years has done bank
ing business at Waupaca, Wisconsin,
was shot dead at rear window Of his
Office on Saturday evening, as he sat
writing at a table. His nose, eyes, and
part of his brain were torn away by the
discharge. The murderers then cut
the wire screen, entered the apart
ment, and rifled the money-chest Of
several thousand dollars.
The general managers of the rail-
roads running to Colorado held a meet
ing in Chicago Monday, and informal
ly agreed to pool business, provided no
objections are made by the Denver
and Rio Grande road. The Union
Pacific is to receive 81 per cent, the
Santa Fe 10, and the Burlington 30.
General Dodge was telegraphed for his
assent on the part Of the Denver road
but could not be reached, and q re-
Spouse will be awaited to-day.
In the terrible lynching at Evans
vile, Indiana, where Hume Redman's
skull was smashed with sledge ham
mer, vigilante named David Murphy
was shot from his horse by one OF his
own party. The sheriff captured Quin-
cy A. Gill, David McFadden, and q
man whose name has not been learned.
The people of Evansville are greatly
excited over q telegram that five hum
dred citizens of Mount Vernon intend
to release the prisoners from the jail.
Several military companies have stacked
their arms in the courthouse and are
waiting call to duty.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-20
Well Rid of Him,

Mars, formerly of Germany, now veg
etates in the little Town of L., S.
G. Here he has engaged in the mer-
camille business and has a fine house
and home of his own. Soon after set
ting up for himself Mars took great de-
light in gardening, devoting a good
deal of attention to his English peas, a
favorite vegetable with him. To his
great delight they grew up finely, and
Mars was in raptures; but, presto!
change! something took to destroying
them and his exuberant spirits fizzled
down to zero. Mars could not stand it.
He put on his studying cap, and, sure
that it was some animal, took the sif-
ter, and setting it-with triggers well
baited-near the peas, quietly waiting
the result. This he did in the even
his enemy making nocturnal raids
and next morning, to his inexpressible
delight, he had him securely sitting,
reared back, under the sitter, being no
less than an old field rabbit. Mars at
tended to him, and then hastily run
ming into the house to report to his we'll
beloved, with flushed countenance ex-
claimed:
"Shane! Shane! I've cotched dat
letul raskul dat has bin e'tin' our peas.
l. vos Won letul rabbit!''
"Oh! Pm so glad" said Jane, smack
ing her lips at the thoughts of pie for
dinner. "What did you do with him,
Mr.. MarsP"
''Do NIT him-mit the letul raskulp
Wy, l takes him oop, und lookin' him
in de hyes, smax his jaws an tells
him not to koom back, no mo-, soom-
times''
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-20
y *"Troubles often from whence

.*"Troubles often from whence
we least expect them" Yet we may
often prevent or counteract them by
prompt and intelligent action. Thous-
ands Of persons are constantly
troubled with combination of dis
eases. Diseased kidneys and costive
bowels are their tormentors. They
should know that Kidney-Wort acts
on these organs at the same time,
causing them to throw off the poisons
that have cloged them, and so renew
ing the whole system.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-20

Auditor Ford, of Cleveland, o., es-
Inmates the cost of the electric lights on
the three 'masts'' in that city for six
months at little more than double the
cost of the gas-lights displaced. The
light given is, it should be remembered,
much greater.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-10-20
WASHINGTON NOTES

Recent contributions to the Garfield Hos
pital fund from United States lConsuls
amount TO $1,000.
A commission is busy investigating the
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
Gnreka Dailp 5entinel.
WEDNESDAY -. JANUARY A, 1882.
CHRISTMAS GRIMES.

According to the conventional idea'
Christmas-tide is a season OF universal
merriment and happiness. Everyone is
supposed to be in a broad grin of delight,
and contentment. Aanked by peace n
good will, is understood to reign su-
preme. Judging from the reports oil
crime and suicide, with which the papers
are full. the generally received theory is
not in keeping with the facts. The var-
ance is not, however, difficult to under
stand, and may be referred to the CIR
cumstance that while those who are
tolerably comfortable and cheerful all the
wear round, who have an ample sus'
tenance and troops of friends, are al
Christmas more cheerful and comforta'
BILE than ever, those who are less Tor
tunately situated are made more miser
able than usual by witnessing the sign'
of the happiness and comfort they SCI
around them. Human nature is SO con
stituted that nothing is more potentia
in producing dependency and despair
han tho sense of isolation and OF the
Injustice which the wretched and des'
titute feel, and cannot help feeling, al
the sight of a well-being in which they
have no part.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
NATION CRUSHED.

That Peru is wiped off the list OF
independent nations, and that Monsieur
Landeau's 5000, 900, GOO claim will 'hard-
ly ever be paid, seems plain enough
from the following story The Repubiic
has a recognized debt of $3.50, OW,o y
and a paper currency circulation amount
ing to S35, 900, 900. making a total OF
$2S5, 900. 600. 1t has a mixed popuia-
ton, composed very largely of Indians,
Numbering in all a little over 2,5Oo,Ooo,
most Of whom are poor and ignorant.
And ON the top of this recognized debt,
of over 500 to every %inhabitant, is
now laid the heavy war indemnity OF
Chill. 1t is easy to calculate the chances
which the Peruvian Company, with q
constructed claim of $500, 000, 900. and
the Landeau claimants, with a partially
recognized but unadjusted suit for Sl25,-
600, 900, have Of securing a very large
amount of whatever assets Peru may
possess.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
SOCIETY JOTS.
Notes of One Day From the "Map
of Busy Life in Bodice

of Busy Life in Bodice"
New Years calls should be limited to 10
minutes. Do not consider yourself a steady
boarder.
1t is said that you can tell a young lady's
temperament by hor hair. But when a
female goes into a store with short hair
and emerges with a switch three feet long,
her temperament is liable to change-at
least her appearance does.
A Bodie man was named after a wealthy
New York merchant, who gave the baby
$40, 900. The father took the money and
squandered it, and now the Bodie man is
broke and demoralized. "God pity us all,
who vainly the dreams of youth recall"
Uncle Bob Foulk will wear his silk hat
on New Years day. 1t is a cheerful sign
of the times to see n Of these old tiles in
circulation.
"James."-No; don't bet cent on a girl
that eats oysters with a knife. She is liz.
BILE to get to your necktie. Modesty is its
own reward.
"Mrs. i've would not advise you to
put up the family Bible at rattle. How
ever bad you may need money for stocks
it would look bad to rattle off such an ar
ticle.
"Masher. Just because she is fond Of
Goldfish balls Is no reason why she is moi
esthetic. Boston girls are great bean eaters
and yet they are utterly utter.
Some of the dogs are troubled with a
disease that resembles mountain fever.
Let us hope for the best-thst many Of
them may die.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
A

OF frightened railroaders, the San
Francisco Daily Report says: "R. M.
Daggett having been mentioned as a can
didate for the Republican nomination for
Governor Of Nevada, states that he will
be a candidate If his party wants him,
but he fears that the influence of the
railroads will be brought to bear to pre-
vent his nomination. Ex-Governor STAN
ford recently admitted to q reporter that
his companies were very much troubled
over the possibility of Daggett's nomina.
tion, and should that gentleman become
Governor of Nevada the railroad com.
panies might as we'll shut up shop. 1t
has recently leaked out that the in
somnia from which Charles Croker sui.
fers is caused by q fear that Daggett
may become Governor Of Nevada, and
Mr.. Huntington is reported as unloading
his railroad stocks as soon as he heard
that Daggett was likely to be a candidate
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04

One result of the late catastrophe at
Vienna has been to keep people away
from the London theaters to such an ex,
tent that the managers are, with scarcely
an exception. losing money in the most
depressing manner. This is the more
unfortunate for them, as now of all sea.
sons of the year is the time when they
expect to fill their Golfers. The panto.
mines. upon which large sums Of money
are Away spent, unless the public can
be treasured, will be all broken up.
Their experience is not surprising. for
OF all the death traps in the building
line, the average London theater is the
worok
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
Use BEGETe A

The dispatches inform us that the wife
Of Ex-Governor Stanford has lost q valu.
able diamond earring in New York City.
We often read Of such things in the
dispatches. They generally happen to
such people who commenced to wear
diamonds late in life. Mrs. Stanford's
experience with diamonds commenced
only recently. Diamonds are a little
like the Latin language. To be worn
gracefully. as q rule. the practice should
begin ~early.-Salt Lake Tribune.
The editor Of the Tribune gives ex.
cellent advice. He knows how it is
himself. He has never, never been
ungraceful in the wearing Of precious
stones. but he has been sole proprietor
of some Latin acquired, probably, among
the Latter Days"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
STILL THEY CONE.

According to a report made at a meet
ing Of the Mormon elders in England re.
Gently, fifteen hundred converts have
been made since August, and it 10 pro.
posed to ship this batch of intending
law-breakers to Utah early next year.
Mr.. Gladstone has intimated his inabil.
ity to prevent the departure of such a
gang. 1t remains to be seen whether
the United States will permit the land.
ing of a band Of pilgrims who come here
merely to insult her institutions and hurl
defiance at her laws. They should be
met and treated as hostile invaders.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
PACIFIC COAST ADvICES.
New Year at the Bay The Day
Generally Observed-The Aiexan-
der Mining Company Embezxie-
ment-Etc.
ESPECIAL TO THE SENTINEL

SAN Francisco, Dec. 3.-The weather
yesterday was cold and showery, but the
day was generally observed by the closing
of the banks, stores and offices, and the
suspension of secular business. Notwith-
standing the disagreeable character OF the
weather, thousands observed the time
honored custom of calling on friends and
exchanging the usual congratu l~ations.
Yesterday afternoon George Simmons OF
No. 225 Lombard street, San Francisco,
was accidentally shot dead by his compan-
ion, Snyder, while hunting near Berkeley.
MONDAY has been assessed % cents.
The charges of embezzlement against j.
B. Cooper, treasurer of the Alexander
Mining Company, came up in the Police
Court to-day, and was dismissed on ac-
count OF a deficit in the complaints. The
prosecution announced an intention OF
filing new complaints.
At o meeting of the depositors of the de-
funct Pioneer Savings Bank to-day it was
announced that the suits against the Safe
Deposit Company had been compromised
by the payment of $15, 900. A proposition
was made to use a portion of the amount
to pay for the prosecution Of j. G. Duncan,
and deposit the balance in the bank for
the benefit Of depositors. Definite action
was deferred until tomorrow.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04

So vast and wonderful is the railway
building movement in this country that
the iron mills can scarcely turn out the
rails fast enough. The mileage Of rail.
ways in America at this time must be
somewhere about q hundred thousand,
and next year it is asserted that this
will be increased twenty thousand.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
THE FORCE OF EXAMPLE.

The French Deputies appear to be dis
posed to take a leaf out of the American
Congressional book and vote themselves
an increase of salary. 1t will be inter-
esting to note whether they 90 to tao
full length Of their imitation and make
the increase Q fair model Of a back salary
na.l
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04

s%PRISoFIELD MOI, Jan. 3.-During q
quarrel between two little children. named
Williams and Gettes. aged 7 and 8 years.
the younger seized a revolver belonging to
one Of the older members Of his family
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04

ELLSWORTH (Kan.), Jan. 3.-w. Ora.
ham, who killed. robbed and burned
Philip Egley at venando. Ellsworth Coun-
ty. on the night Of Dec. 2e. was hung by a
mob In front of the Courthouse last night,
W. O. Roy would have met the same fate,
but was taken from the Jail and secured
by the Sheriff during the excitement.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-04
and discharged it at his little adversary,
killing him instantly.
HOwgate's New Year Freedom.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 3.-Captain Howgate,
under indictment for embezzlement from
the Government, was released from jail
yesterday ON an order from Judge Cox,
and accompanied by a bailiff was allowed
to spend New Years with his friends out
side the Jail.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-04-16
Some Change left Vet.

Eighteen years ago it was quite q
common thing to see confederate money
passing around, in fact it was an I'M
common thing to see anything else ex-
cept gold, and at later period Ill the
great struggle confederate bonds were
issued copiously and seen on every hand
For several years past both the money
and bonds of the cOnfederacy have been
rarely seen and most people believed
that they had all been destroyed or IN
some way had gone down to OBJ
livion with many other things
that once figured prominently when
the flag of the confederacy was in the
ascendent. Such is not the case, how
ever, with the money and bonds of the
confederacy. A cheap column adver-
tisement III the EXAMINER, by J. L. Ell
gin & Co., a few days ago, asking for
confederate scrip, or rather land certii-
Gates, was through error made to read
confederate bonds, and it was surpris-
ing to see the amount of bonds and
money of the 'lost cause" which came
out from dingy corners. Though no
account of the amount was
kept, it might, according to
estimate have amounted to one hun
OltO bnOuSdDu uOllulS. II 10 StiLC W say
though sixteen or seventeen long years
have passed since the close of the war
and these bonds and the money of the
confederacy is now as worthless paper
there is enough of II left in Waco, if
dollar for dollar could be realized on it,
to pay off every debt the city owes, rail
road bonded Indebtedness and all, and
then have enough to build two or three
Opera-houses. If what is still preserved
in the south, of this now valueless
paper could be turned to ac-
count, no doubt every state
in the south could 90 long way toward
paying off her debts, and many families
once independent in the worlds goods,
but now reduced in circumstances,co could
again take that position which the cui-
tivated southern lady and gentleman
knew so we'll how TO fill
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-04-16
Honey, Bees. Bee-RIyes and
italian Queens.

From imported mothers for sale at nay
Waco apiary, also, smokers for subduing
cross bees and apiarian supplies kept on
hand, or ordered tor the trade when de
sired.
Having moved 100 hives from nv Spring
Branch apiary to my Waco apiary, in the
southwest part OF the city, / am pre-
pared to fill orders on short mott es, Tor
any OF the aiOre mentioned article and can
ship, either by freight, express or sage
safely, also, Queens can be sent securely
by mad. Safe delivery guaranteed, also.
transferring done, with hives furnished
or not. AS parties desire. Parties wanting
anything done in apiarian line should at
tend to it early in order to reap the best
results. j. q. AYARs, Waco, Tex.
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