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Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
sHERIFF's SALE.

By virtue of an execution issued on a Iudg- ment rendered on the Z2d day of April. 1-e2 m Justices Court of Precinct No. l5. county of Pi- ma. Territory of ArlzOua; JOan ". Fuqua, Jus tice of the Peace agaIn-t the Alta Mining Com pany and m favor of Ed Blum for the sum Of two hundred and tfty-siI dollars damage and tWenl y-three and 15-ipf dOllArs costs. and accru ing cOsts. Notice IS hereby given that l have levied upon and seized the following described one mile and a half sOuthiof west from HarslaV in the county ef Pima, and Territory of Arizona. And notice Is hereby given Cat on the
 TWENTY-SIXTH l26j DAY OF JUNE. iSs2 st II o'clock a m- in front of Justice Fuqua's office. m the town of Harsha~, | will sell tO the highest bidder. for cash. the above described property. or SO much thereof as will satisfy said judgment ard costs
 Given under my hand af HarshaW. this Duh day of May A. D. tss1. R. II. PAUL. Sheriff. By ". D. FENISER, Deputy. nay22-ls
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE " undersigned has performed as assessment work for the year ending December 3l. 1881. Sl0D worth of work on the Turk mIae. located m Pafa- gonia Mining District. County of Pima. Territory of Arizona. and If II. \, Bragg or those holding utle under him do not come forward and pay hls share of said assessment york. namely one-haf or so for above named cislm. t0geth- CT with cost of publication, within ninety lell days from the date Of this publication. his inter est m sad claim wIll. according Co the laws of the United States become perfected to the under signed. r. NJ. ALLISON.
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Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
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PArAGONrA NOUNrAfNs Prfi tnr.-f.
 ARIZONA IETgTIutY. Aurl . ITO LOUIS KLINE OR N ON (. 4l'..' ! title rnder bim. llI HrH I r-N. that we the undsrrlcuet a y- rsl-i. ' Hundred Doliars in i3ihor lri iI.u..'1s. on hs Eura- a mfuc. 1Ifu1taf ru e ? & mountains, Pif county Alz'|t i' order to hold said pr-mi-.s ..i-- si l= of secti n -81- of thr L-s -.-i r the Unite State- being the iu lI.- --. hold the same for tI.a year ea.ilrr l..s boz - lssL
 And If within nety dz' after l-l of this notice y0u f,Gl Or -~fu-. 'l your proportion of such expo . co-owuer, your interest Iu 7a 4 -..' come the property of e @ -uhsr-'h.r ri.f tiou Zszt. J. w. WILLI1}l~
 CHARLES VI l~, N...--r apl3O-N-3m EDWARD EEALll-
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
us. LAND OFFICE, TucsoS. ARIZONA.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT JOHN " C. Jackson has filed notice or his Intentiont D. <. No 7s. claim. and that said proof will be made at this office. on June 1O 1sS2 at 10 o'clock a. m-, VIZ: For the N. F. ii of section 1s. T. i6 $. of R lf F.. He names the following witnesses Co prove his continuous residence upon. and cultivation of sad land. VIZ: George J.. RosEruge F.. F.. Hughes, Wm. Kilt. M- J. Brundag', al of Tue son, A. T. HENRY COUSINS, Register
 Flrst nuhlicafIon- AnriI 9n ls.2
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

Estate of Charles J. Spoln. dsl.a- l- s .s-
 Notice is hereby gwen by Dc p ..- -a- miuistrator of the estate ol Cha .r- e. deceased. to the cresiItOr- oi. ali a-- v.... them Wlth the ne -e-s4ry vuue -' -.-r.a uontts after the tirst pubLcarl,r "5 ID ' B. to the sad adnuIuIstr3aor at tls '--l
 D.yIrI F. 'i>- Administrator Of the state of Cla-- J. -f s--,.
 Dated Saford May l3. lss2
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
NOFICE 10 cHr.lrn

Es,a,a of Rachel T. C.rr. .r-.a-.a
 \OIICE iS HLhs bl OWN y rWrN ~ d- r-lau.y. g b ca. ] Adm .~-.- ..- .. r. tate of Rachel VI. Chr, t-r..-.. .. -.-.- or~ o. and all parsur - a-lr..r f.- ...... sand deceased. -u Xa h.r .. sary vouchers. wit. it t-H u...... ..- ...-. pu'i cattun of thi- n n..f.ca l. ..-.. !. ... Administrator st thr g s1nf . ,. |. .... .- ~ r ford. G7iLam Co-Uf.. A G. r..Ir. SQecIal -dnsiui~trt-o- ur .. e.... ..f...... .
 M arr. deccg-aa
 Dated. safiurd. \. T.. Nrr l--- --.r.-4
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
.. s.L,vD OFFICE. Tucson. A. IT,.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT MAR shall J. Rrundage has filed notice of his inten- ton to make final proof in support of his pre- emptiOn D. :. No SD claim. and that sand proof will be made at this Otiice June :, IsS2. at 10 o'clock 4. M.. for lots . and and F.. ts of N. W. ii sec. Ig, T. l6 =. R. HE.
 He names the following witnesses Co prove his continuous residence upon. and cultivation of. II. Gsrmley and A. Harvison all of Tucson. Arizona Territory.
 HESRY COUSINS. Register. First publication May 7 iss2.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

Applications for patents on the Gun sight mine and mill site, and for the Sil- yer Girt and Eastern mines were forwar- ded to Washington Monday, also appli- cations for patents to Morning Star and Crescent mines, all in the Myers district. The Gunsight group of mines are owned by the Gunsight Consolidated Mining Company of Philadelphia. The Crescent and Morning Star mines are also owned by a Philadelphia company. The time for the putting in of adverse claims is now past by law.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
U.s LAND OFFICE. Trcsox. An1zox..

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT Geo. J .ReskruEe has filed notice of his intention 70 maze final proof n support of pre-empttOn h. S.NO. 1g2 clai m and that said proof will be made at this office. June eth, lSS2 at 10 o'clock a. m.. for lots 1 and and the eiz of nv !. sec ' T. l6 :. of R. if3. He names the following witness es to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultivation of said land, VIZ: Henry Baehman k. R. Richanison. W. F. Scott and M. J. Erun- dage all of Tucson. 4. T..
 HtNRY COUSINS. Register. First uuslicafion Auril g1 IsS3
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

Mir. F. J. Clark, Superintendent and a heavy owuer in the Pacific and Black Rock mines in the Silver district, left for the mines Tuesday eve. The two mines are considered as among the most valu- able. The ore is first class for smelling and it is shortly expected that they will soon be placed on a bullion producing and add materially to the output of the Territory. MT. Clark is just re- turning from Colorado to which State he has been to study the smelling works now in operation in that State.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
U. s. LAND OFFICE TUcsoS. ARIZONA.

N OllIL Ao DEhEbl ulNEN HAL lOIlS ~ II. GOrmley has filed notice of his intention to make hnal proof in support of his D. pre- emption declaratOry statement No. 7as amended by sSO claim and that sand proof Wlll be made at thIs office, at Co o'clock a. m.. June 6. lss2 for the lots 1 and and F lz O. NV .. section 1S. r. l6 S. R li F. H. names the fo lowing wit nesses to prove his c, ntinuous residence upon. and cultivation of. sand and. VIZ: Gieorge J ROskruge. II. Buehman, R. h. Richardson Top py Johnson and A. Harrison. all of Tucs,r, A. T.
 HENRY COUSINS, Register
 First publication April SD isS3
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
U.s.L.SD OFFICE Trcsoy. ARIZONA.

us. LAND OFFICE IUCsoS. ARIzoSt.
 April 3s tSS2 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT WILL ~ liam F. kItt has filed notice of his intention Co make hnal proof m support of his pre-en- ton D. \. No. 1gs clam. and that said proof will be made at this office on June \. lse2 tor lots and [ and the els of sWit sec ls. I. I6 S- E. it F.. He names the following witnesses to prove hIs continuous residence up- on. and cultivation of. sad land, .Ix. Jos Dh Betz. George J. Roskruge M. J. Brundage and A. Harrison, all of TucsOn, A. T.
 HENRY COUSINS. Register. First publication April g. ISs2
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
Us. LAND OFFICE. Tucson, Arizona

May (, iss2. NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT DAVID T. Harshaw has flied notice of his intention to make nnHl proof in support If his presumption D :. No. ST claim. and that said proof will be made at this office June :. 1882. at o'clock F. M for the $. W. of S. F. and \. F. of s. W. t sec 1s and N. W. of N. E. and \. s. of V. WI sec. lq T. I7 s. R. IF. tG. and S k. 8.l
 He names the following witnesses to prove his sontinuOus residence upon. and cultivation Oi, said land: Vim. C UaVis, John W. Davis. Hugh Farley and Robert II. Paul. all of Tucson. A. T.
 HENRY COUSINS, Register. First publication May [, 1ss2.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
Notice to Creditor,

Estate of <. Mlrue. G-rs-..f NOIICt IN HkEral ult.y HT TIE ". v dersl-lei. g.. uIIf-tr-I.u- a- -..... Mague, decea-sd. t1 th- c-.-I...-. .- ..# son. ha5in, c-ai,n@ --.li--r t.s-..I .......- h. In ten months after the i--. ua....-..- .... nOtlce. tu thr -liI aH'u.- --rI .a- .-.... hls attorney. >..utlls' Ans. -I n Tucson. A. T., Il tHe ,ald Ua..r-. .r U....
 l. ItNNANu ceased
 Dated at Tucson. Ar--I f- r--.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
U.s.LASD OFFICE TecsoS. AalzoSA.

 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT HEN ry Buehman has filed notice of his intention Co make hnal proof in support of his pre-e.n- tlon D. \. No. .s5 clam. and that said proof VIII be made At tins office. on June yth lss2, for lots and g. 6 and sec 6. T. l5 <. R. l4s. He names the following witnesses Co prove hls continuous residence upon. and cul- tivatiOn of said land. viz: Wm. F. Scott George J. Kos kruce, M. J. Brundage and l.. F. Gornley, all of Tucson, A. T.
 HENRY COUSINS. Register. First publication April 90 l-S2
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
LAND OFFICE, TUcsoy, ARIZONA. ,

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT R. R. ~ Richardson has filed notice of his intention Co make final proof m support If his presumption D. <. No fat claim. and that said proof will be made at this office, June 9th. lss2. at o'clock D. m.. for lots and [. and F e of SW 2, of sec ton :, T. i6 :. R if East. He names the follow ing witnesses Co prove his continuous residence upon, and cultivation of. said land. VIZ. J. C. Jackson, Louis II. Gormley. M. J. Brundace and Geo. J. RCekrul,e. all of Tucson \. IT.
 HENRY COUSINS. Register First publication. April Fl TsS2
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

THOMAS F. WEEDN has purchased the Florence Enterprise and is now proprietor as well as editor of that news paper, which IS enterprising, in fact as well as in name. MT. Weedin has placed the Enterprise in the front rank of the newspapers which are laboring to build up the material interests Of this Territory. It is no reflection upon others when we say that it is one of the newsiest and dmostiDteresting weekly ex- changes that finds its way onto our table. It is most welcome and first read.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
U.s.LASD OFFICE, TucsOy. AmzoN,,

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVENTHAT JOSEPH ~ Betz has filed notice of his intention Co make final proof m support of his Dre-emption D. \. No. 7ss claim, and that sand proof will be made at this otiice on Juue sth. iSs2 af o'clock a. u., for the ss'if X. T. l6 =. of F. it3. He names the following witnesses to prove his con- unuOus residence upon. and cultivation of said land, viz. M J. Brundage, Vim. F. Kilt. George J. ROskruge and Henry Buehrnan- of Tucson A. T. HENRY COUSINS. Register.
 First publication April g. 1882.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
Lesat.
U.S LAND OFFICE. Tucson. Arizona.
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT CiRILO $. Leon hs. fled not ee of his intention Co m,ke tnai proof ID support of his hOmesJead 5ntry No. l53 claim. and tha1 sand proof will be made at this office. June r., lss2 at iU o'clock \. M. for <. F of N. W G and \. if of $. W. "a of soc. s T. l4 \. K. i3 F.. e and S. R. M.l
 He names the following witnesses tO prove his continuous residence uE-u. and cultivation of, said land. VIZ: Juan Jose Luis M4nuel Amado. Francisco s. Leon and Juan Baidez. all of Tue son. A. T.
 HENRY COUSINS. Register. First publication May [ 1ss2.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

A new anemascope has been put up over the United States signal office on the Church Plaza. The stand is of wrought iron placed on tue roof of the building and well braced. It is thirty feet high. The wind vane is arrow shap- ed and is eleven feet long. The dial and index will be inside the room below when the instrument is completed.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
Beef cattle are reported scarce.
An Innncenf Ahrnah.


 The St. Louis Globe Democrat con- tains the following:
 Capitalists and money men are in vited to examine specimens of Arizona ores and converse with J. Murray Bailey, A. NJ, II. E., just arrived from Southern Arizona, between 9 a. ID. and ? p. m. at the Laclede Hotel each day for one week"
 The people of St. Louis will find J. Murray a sleek one.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
St Hs3tiS-

IN THE DISTRICT COURT. FIRST Irr. | clal District. iI fI- uII.,. D #H. .-- -. of ArIZn1a- Et,Flri Wu1. aa...tl ....-. John VI t u-rty. iefor lH- Summons Action brought Iu tar ul- r-.r .u.rr ... tlrst JuIlcIal DiSfriCf Iu and lHr f.- Comm. Pima. m the IerritOryuf ilrurf The ~. -.... Of Ar 2Oua Seud~ greeting rH tY.I .i.. .... You are hereby summon. and r.jrlr.. !. .- pear m gn action brought against yH.r .. Id. above named plaintiff Iu ti. b -.-r. Conn .s the tifsr Judicial District rl as.. 'Yr .# ..l-- of Pima. m the lerrIt0y of irzIua. ari Hr-s.. the complaint filed WIth th' Clerk H. f..- ...-- at Tucson m sad County To coul ui v.I.. ...- ptHint accompanies thi- summon. sI IIH 4--. ty days teXciu-tv- 1f tllt day uf ---,l... s1.- t,,e servIcH upon you os tlI- -JIaU7.- 70 -H-..I m this Coun ?. hut If -srvai out u. .t. ( .--.r and within thls District taeI within ra.lf. ..--. in all other cases .oUy day.
 This sald action i- brought hy p.llr-.l .| Pc cover of defendant the -J.u ui -lH. -H.-rI dollar on a cert 'ln pruili~o-y u'-a .H--. wifh legal m crest thereon fru.a S.HI Er lSN0, as will more fuliy app sr D. .r-H--a the complaint on | Q, he.cIu.
 And you are hereby not ted that if y- ....-. appear aud answer the complaint a- ...sH -.- quIrrd. the plaintiff wIll take dffi.... a. .-- ment m the -uru of shrse thuu-a.1I lH. .-- a- terest. and costs aui dIsous s-us-f- Ia t.ls be half expended.
 Given under my hand and rh- ssal ar -l. 0- trict Court. at Tucson. thIs 9th d.g ul Na-. -r lss2-
 s.aL GEO A. ''S2 '.
 Buell and Anderson, a-'1-rry- for r.al1-e.
 may1-N2m
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

The administrator of the estate of the late Judge T. J. Bidwell has begun suit against Richard K GIrd. in San Bernan- dino county for s3OO,OOO, claimed to be the amount due to said BidweIl upon the settlement of their partnership ac- counts at the time of BidwelPs death.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

N DlSISlCi COURT FIRST I,Ui lt. Il District. In the County of Pml i---.r Arizona William Lcckeutorf. p'Irrr
 lose Ganegos and JesgsC5iIcg15. t..-r. .--s- Summons.
 Action brought in thr u,s,H-t D.ae .... Fust Iudicill District n and tor tI .a- Pima, in the Territory of Aunu1 IH- - ritory st Anzoul sends grc-Iu- Co IH.. ...- and Jesus GarcCos. You sr- ..5.ty -g g....-. cd and required Co appear .n lu sa-.1 .r"- against you hy tic above ulrlcI 9'srrt District Court ot the Fir,t lul.-H D .- and for the Coun'yoi Pima. .G tt. e-r..-s Arizona. and answer the C1urH.t . the Clerk oi this Court at ra-.aa r County Ia copy oi Wh.ch complaint f. r.e this summons within twenty drys le..s. the day of se-yicei for the service Ir.r s.. this summons. f served in tIs c.wt fl served out of the county and .G.a ,E district. then within thirty d1ls, H 5 .- cases forty days. This sand action I. Hr by plaintiff against drfcudl-;s for . closure ot mortgage ou C.sDu gwen as security on certain r-.u a-t for the sum Of two thoU,li totr. .. tcrest, as Wdl more fully appear as the complaint on h'r h-r1 And hereby notified that f you fU ts .r.- answer the coupLInt 7s above re.u.... - plaintiff VII take def Ulf and 1.H Court for ihe rrici thera1 l aa.#.. costs and dIsbJ-scmeas ia tia teHf| e. cd
 Given under my hand and re ~-. - . said District CoI-j 1t Tucson. ;Ls I-.a . December. A. D.. 1881
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

During the progress of the fire Wed'y in the furniture establishment of Leo Goldscmidt, whirlwind was observed coming from the south and carrying high in the air great volumes of dust and sand. It cut across the southern outskirts of the city and passed over the railroad shop carrying away portion Of the roof and displscing the other part. So far as can be learned no one was injured.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
JOHN BAUER.

l am an employee of L. Zeckendorf < Co. and sleep in the store. About ten minutes to three o'clock this morning I heard some one come ilto the front door and I then heard Weber and Officer Gif- ford talking. After showing the revol- vers in thecupboard they both went out
 About half past three I heard a shot fired. I got up and went to the front door and not seeing anyone, went to the side door and met Weber. He came Tn with pis- tol in his hand and stumbled on the steps and was drunk. tried to take the re- volver from him. A shot was fred close to ne by him, think accidentally. He
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

Trade on the Southern Pacific railroad is said to be rapidly increasing.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
THE NiURDERFR.

1Le peTpetTalOr or the murder, John
 H. Weber, was visited in the jail shortly
 after noon to-day. As he emerged from
 his cell he staggered as though greatly
 enieebled by the events of the past twelve hours, and looked haggard and depressed. He is a man perhaps thirty two or three years old, about five feet nine inches high, dark complexion, dark hair and small dark moustache. He has lived ip Arizona for perhaps two years, and came here from Los Angeles. He has a wife and three children, who resided in Benson while he worked there, but are now in Nevada county, Califor- mia. Mr Weber was born in Kentucky, but his parents removed to St. Louis when he was quite a child, where they now reside.
 The prisoner was very reticent about the details of the trouble, but said that he did not know the man he had killed and bore him no malice. He acted sole ly on the defense and committed the deed to save his own life. He says that he was not intoxicated, but that the store was warm and he was thirsty, and had just returned from the Fashion saloon where he had taken drink, when be was attacked, and he defended himself to the best of his ability. He says he had l no trouble with any one while in the sa- loon, but that the people at the games there thought from his appearance (he l was partly disrobed) that he was a "greeny,' and jeered hin somewhat. ! He expressed no hope of acquittal and l no fear of conviction, rather assuming a studied indifference regarding his great | crime. It is probable that he does not fully realize the enormity of his offence and its unavoidable sequel, for it is hard ly possible that he has passed through career of crime sufficient to drown the remOrse that must follow great crime even in a moment of drunk en passion.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

Those persons who have received the first volume of ''The annals of the War of the Rebellion" through Arizona's del egate to Congress can secure the sec ond and succeeding volumes by for warding a request for the same to Hon. G. H. Oury, Washington, D. c.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
VERDICT OF THE JURY.
W. II. TIFFANY, GEORGE COOLER, c. W. PAYNE, EDWARD BRIDwELL, WILLIAM GALE, JULIUS BLTTZ.
THE MURpERED MAN.

The unfortunate victim of the most lamentable affair, Mir. c. NJ. Hinton, is a young man, probably twenty-five years of age. He is a printer by trade. and leaves a wife and one child in Oakland, resId- ing with her parents. He has been in Arizona between six and seven months, and has remained in Tucson during that period of time, and was. considered one of the most honorable members Of the sporting fratrenity. His habits were 4uite exemplary, and he was not in the habit of using intoxicating liquors. He was a quiet, peaceable man ,f very modest demeanor, and gentlemanly with every one with whom he came in contact. His friends are deeply grIeved over hls death, and would have un- doubtedly taken summary vengeance upon the murderer were it not certain that the law will mete out to him its preatest uurishmpnt
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

General Wilcox has telegraphed Gov ernor Tritle that Captain Wallace has returned to Fort Verde and reports that no renegade Indians have been in Del shay or Tonto Basin, or near Reno.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28

The Clerks office of the Ditrict Court was removed Tuesday morning from it's present location to the office IF front of and adjoining that of the County Re corder. The room now occupied is to be used for annther nurnnsa
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
OFFICER T. J. NEwcoNr.

About half past three this morning I heard shots fired in tEe street. I went down on Penningt street to the side door of l.. Zeckendorf < Co.'S store, and while there heard shot fired inside. l heard some one running towards the front of the store and went up to the front of the building near the second door and the prisoner, Weber, stepped out of the front door and fired a shot at me and l fired at him and stepped back into the door and fired five or six more shots. He was repeatedly requested to surrender to myself and other officers. left the front of the building and when the last shot was fired was at the back door of the store. I did not witness the last shooting.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
GEO. .A.tLUv
SUMMONS.

Buell and Anderson, a-'1-rrys for r.al1t-
 may7-w2m
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
NOTICE TO CREDIIoE,

VIC F0EBJ~1. ..r- STE prTEN UI f-.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-05-28
Notice.

Tucson. March 2s. 1ss2.
, 1882-05-12
The Editor.

The editor is o member of that race of
animals called mankind. He is invari-
ably kind man.
He is perfectly harmless. You may
go into his den without fear. But he
has his peculiarties. The sight of a
poet makes him wild. He is then very
dangerous, and is apt to do bodily harm
to all within reach. He is also much
wrought up when man comes in with o
little trihe he has just dashed off.
There is one thing that must be said
in the EDITORS dispraise. His mind is so
biased by long thinking in certain di-
rection that he dislikes very much to
look on both sides of the question.
Therefore, If you value your safety,
never approach him with manuscript
written on both sides of your paper.
The editor usually writes with pen,
his most cutting articles are the product
of his shears.
And let me say right here, that good
deal of shear nonsense has been printed
about the editor. He uses his shears
only when composing an entirely origi.
nal article. The editor would make o
good public speaker but for his proben-
sity for clipping words.
The editors hardest work is to dispose
of time. His would be q monotonous
life indeed, were it not for the kindness
OF few hundred people who call upon
him every day to enliven his dull life
with stories OF their grievances, or their
brand new enterprises, and with ante
diluvian necdotes--rememb Der this and
spend all the time you can in the sane.
tum Of the editor. He loves company
so much, you know, and sometimes he
has to sit silent and alone for whole
half minute.
The business Of the editor is to enter
tain 1tinerant temperance lecturers, book
canvassers, exchange fends and other
philanthropists. He gives his whole
day to them. He writes his editorials at
night after he has gone to bed.
The editor is never so happy as when
he is writing editorial notices. For ten
cents worth of presents he will gladly
give ten dollars worth of Advertising
all on account Of the pleasure it gives
him to write, you know.
He loves also to write neat little
speeches, and bright, witty poems for
people who wish to speak in public. 1t
Is so easy for him to do this that he is
sometimes quite miserable when an hour
or two passes without an opportunity to
do something of the kind.
The editor dimes at all the hotels free,
he travels free, theaters open their doors
to him, his tailor clothes him gratis, his
butcher and grocer furnish him food
without money and without price. In
short, his every want is provided for.
He spends his princely salary in build
ing churches and school houses in for
eign lands.
BY all means, children, be editors.
OF course it would be better II you could
be hod carriers or dray-horses. But as
that is impossible, by all means be
editors. ID Boston Transcript.