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pOrE MiHnAIp. Married, on SUNDAY
morning NuSrmbor 5lli, NJ ~ O'Clock, hr
L"l;oS II Pope OF Waco, and Mis- Elois
0hnger Mirhul OF MrSiN
Ia, aho,, c"rrmuuy wa performed In
the rrr-hy terrain church nj Mcsis, Rev.
Dr. Mou'r. the pastor, officiating. After
the sciVlH- at tho morning we've over n
few 4rl'rt lIrrd, assrmblrd At the rV+l-
drncuut pI nae Mr.. J. y Nl.hsri tho
bride parents, aud enjoyed stump
luous rrw,-t spread iur them. sun
day nighl rlir bridal parry took thu t"n-
trail truu lur Waco, arriving here ut L
u'"lu'k yesterday muruing. They wers
driy. II u once 10 the r,Bidrncc III colonel
and Mis- u -. Munro lwhu ARE relatives
tu the huI"l, where thsy Will make their
home ton the present. Mr.. Pope (nco
Misc MlchHrdl wub one 1T the society
bellies ui MoNH -,prighily, graceful and
chsrmus boo porsun Her husbtnd, MI
Pope, IA 70 Young man whu hnH great
many nuuis in Waco, nm Vel h- other
IrIh- tuvu-. lie lr rreditr with bang
one ul thr Guo-t sale uicn and business
m'n IA tht city, and hr !,"ull, whole.
s"lilrd WAYS hapr Away given Inn popu
hiiy. There mc plenty men who viii
win Inn uud his young bride much hap.
pIno~f, l"N aud prosperity
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uAuH0AD HACHEr
shorter Hou,s from 81 Souls 10
- Paul

N LorIs, November Eth, Wabash
IHllruHd luaugurated u now rvico last
night DN HcudIng ont "a through team
from here To Des MONIES, Iowa Trains
on what Ia known IA the Iowa ron econ
posed Of the Chicago, Burlington and
Quincy the Darlington, Cedar Rapids
aud Northern, and the Minneapolis and
II Lorna railroads hetwoou tins CITY and
st Paul, Mhunes ia, viii comm nee to-
morrow and leave 10y the 1T Ions
heukuk and NorthreHtrru road, ruuuiuu
on the west Hde Il the MlsnsHIppI river
instead u oyer tn Rock Island dIvl-Ion
II the Chicago, Burlington aud Quincy
"n the east side NJ the ry,r. M h reto.
tore, The st Lnus aud kookuk rnnL
IA pnrt at the Chicago, burlington aud
Quincy system, aud the change has been
mad" because the line GU the western
side ot the rivcr will give shorter
route 10 st Paul
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He"dq"nri"r. ror/roiI.tG.oa.

Is at II. kor Wits. there you c.n
get Rruuu" imported brush and comb
al many aud various kind. All tn.
popular hnudkeTy hIot extracts. aud iL.
latest toilet powders, aud On. hundred
Pl"rtp ladies porte mOnuBies And our
monday goods are nov Just beginning
I" come 'n, which will be- the largest aud
most complete assortment ever brought
!" TINS mnrhoL We invite yuu ladie.
10 glVeuH IL rnll.-lUl3tf
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-11-07

Thn-. lup'. line and extra choice red
apple ar" coming again, h'ttcr than ever
Du not tai to ny them. Thar n,w mlpl,
molAS-"- l. very fine md oar new arrival
ut choice new rrop i.rui tiann mulNs.o> h.
up-tup But Viii, Y"u uc t,ur On,
HhuNr don't forget our rttlctlN uulc Ms
snui cldrr, on, .pecM hnnl nj line tlou,
uur nrN uuoauvuss,d hams. uu many
iluc table luNulcs, and IN ct which We
lur able to buy
\. lu'f- I,Ylur 4 Nun..
~. I and Hu'ucr lll-k
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tt"id- tss Own

"" mean the old ,,lahle photograph
gallery ("r two Of them noy) Of " y
Jackson. l'Ht. al good Nofk aud Ian
treatment have convinced tho people oi
!,s 'Arr'l'nr". MrJacksnn krrps up win
w." um'F, 'mpl"y- the hest .kill aud th,
uhrSi materials aud III priced alHay. m,
AMY competition When yJn want uIrr
uie' cill un him. ylltc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-11-07

To-day ou lhr NJ T. tr.,n, $40 NE
black toy aud spanish ewes from wash.
Iihgtnn county IA. selected vim o4ie by
. r, is. who has iu,t returned Ne
WI oil'r ln'm tor sale ioN days only
iH't'"- wanting som"lhiug gond in the
s,h"rp lln" would 10 we'll 10 ctsmino his
""'b llO1dAWlt
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-11-07

Probably the first rRr load nf clncks
oNe' puHfhI nj QUO time, fur Waco
w n. w. II n." gu route Tor Walter T.
hiNl,fe, MI. hivleru is nov dong so
mu'h at Wholesale business that these
tHlso purchases are necessitated Bnt
inns In only small part Of MIR. Riyiere's
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WACO EXAMINER
waco. NOVEMBER :, 1852.



Nominees ~ the MclIcnnnu county
democracy, election tirst Tuesday IN
November, 1851
Por County Judge--H b. Gerald.
County A'totu-v-Eugcne Williams.
Sherlh W. 7. Harris.
Representative John X Moore.
Assessor ~ Faxes =. l.. Norwood
Collector ~ Taxes Allen l. Wet.
Trca-ur-r y II Wallace
County tlrik John W Baker
Distinct Clerf u + Bcasley.
surycyor-l +. Sur. It.
Cat Ic and Hide Inspector-Ma rrhall
johnson.
Fluat.r-L. l. Foster. Of Groe-bcck.
Senator j A. Martin Of Marlin.
S1-tNwtir
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lou Siil make more money BY bnyipy
3 gOod par OF mems shoes, l.. Buy,Isn
- COS make, than 10 buy cheap pair
OF SHOES hs one palr ~ these shoes Will
9uiIasi Two or three pairs Of cheap ones
L. boyden n o. make can onl, h,
found at Sanger Bros llO5tc
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-11-07

Bailey. Saline Apericnt Is "A pleasant
cooling catiiartic Tor The instant cure al
headsch., Indigestion, constipation hear.
burn, blliOusness, etc. llO7l
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sIir,i.

A. $50 y m Yesterday, al hip rou.
dIrncc o. Nui b T. ghth street NJ
NNi'hulus Flood. aged about ~ yonrn
Tia" funeral Wllltuko place at ~ O'clock
thu morning
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torgNhAGEN, November G. The report
reached here that The Danish Arctic rN-
r'"f'hR rfrtdiilnh has mel with a s,rluu,
disaster by the wreck al their steamer. rb,
pymI hne, ON the siberian coat
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ThiaR Of Hcaui, IL "a 30, ia,
Ever

All that taste aud refinement can suy-
HeAt Ia The way ot ladies nntl cents "A ,.',
can be found a. Levine Bros. une Pre-.
Stores llO5tc
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Et Ht,s's!.
H"s-i"-. Wini.r has Opened az
k.HsI

~. fkiERsBuE", November q Tho
weather extremely cold aud navigation
has ceased. The river Nova Is hjuykrl
with ice.
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4 Big fire and IHbOrers
Throw - out

t"LrMhra, ONO, November Long
rtrrcts g." chutrs, trurtleH, oto at t'W
bon Hui, burn i tht fterno"n. l"7s
nhnut S2pW0 The tire throw iSO men
out ~ employment,
VESSEL urHNRn.
b.,,.,. ll..,...,. n., N..,...,..t..,c vl..
.rr,r,lh,r "J,s,rl,,n' K,dl" nam thi.
,,lnr, far Linn. Had bururI nT C.rr
I,,.t ,i,,I,t JL, ,r,.w w,.r,
...,''i H.. ,,'.,,.,I III t,,,nI
w, mr. ,,.-,,'' ,'.,, 1i,,.',,..i I,..
DO '"'
''''o' ""' i"'''' '"'''''
Ar RED hANk, y. J.
EpB H,s,, y l. Nry,ub,r e 4 fire
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-11-07

jgAL"us ~ E>GL.Nu'~ EArACuY.
f,HiS, N",rmb-r G.-Ihr European
po"eis, with the exception nj France, ac-
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CasCara Cordial.

one Of the latest and most pleasant ol
all liquid clthmtlrS, this elegant plrpar.
uun Is madc with scrupmluus calr from
the brst and most carefully selected mate
risl II j. with the greatest pleasure that
We recommend this very superior ant
harmless remedy ~ beng the safest ami
aurcet laxative and cathutir Tor weak lc
males aud children, now in usr, and trl
hthlunl constipation and indigestion. Won
cahn"t find .anyihirY more speedy nr ',r
rain. II is combined with er"natic- IL
snch manner thai the bitterness ct the
rascara sagrada il completely disguised
ASK your druggist t"r il, and bc sue t.
take NJ other. Price 81 cents per borllr
PREPARED BY Tucker X Willis, Waco
HeHas
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TEIuGRArm rr.so>,,s
Anthony EroIiope, Hendricks,
ia Al

Ntw l"HE, November t. james
Guriou bruurtt arrived from Europe
yesterday ou the Gcrmauia.
ANrHuNN THuLLurF III.
LusruS, November & Anthem,
lrollupc's the uoyrlirt author lilu.a-
lr NO. M the nature ot 1T, but In mar.
alyNls ot the head This morning ip is
slightly better and hopes ARE entertained
~ his completes recovery.
~ uoyERSuU HENpRICKs.
CncAd", November G-Au Iudisuap.
olS special say, vest rlAy mrrning fl
wrench cHsrd fresh hpmnrrhAyr ma
Governor Hendricks foot. II was
stopped, howeyor, aud last evening lin,
physicians reported the foot healing
salts actorlly, with every indication III
recovery.
The newest styles III gents collars.
ties, scarf, gloves, cardigan Jackets
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sugar Hou-o Mrlnssts lust received t
Moore = Thomp-on's lltdii
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D., having been appointed dmi.i.rator nt
'n' r'iHic OF William y. Harris. # ceased
~, we TON gay "l oriobrr 4 d.. I>,l.
m'Irnl h9thy All p"t>"nr hlNing ,luums
within the time prescribed b, IN H.
.r,lh'nc" aud post utii e aidr,,s W.,'n
~ ~ ,. JOINS 7 EArur.
-'''"'' Admnl-lr,t tor.
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GULF COLORADO & SANTAFE RY
CONN BOTTOMS

with Nalior, Line
OF steamers tor Key W,staud y, " York.
Morgan Line Ton New OrIolu., india.
nua, Corpus Christi, Brownsville aud
N,I1 Cruz
I hKCOIA with /. Il &. y. X K. Ton
Columbia and towns in hrlIoria county.
kUsEN BERG with q. II ~ =. A
railway, (Sun-rt kouu) Tor tulumhu>,
Wemar, HaIwuOd, Luling, san Antu-
MO Laredo, Uyildc and Western
Texas and Mexico; also for Houston and
star and Crescent Route tor Beaumont,
Drug, Lake Charlcs the lerhr Country
New Orleans anu all points IN the south,
elst Norlh and Ea,t; with New York.
Texas Mexican railway Tor Wharton
Victoria aud stations ou that line.
u SEAIN with Texas " esirrn rhl.
way lur Patson, Leslie Nmbrtly aud
Houston.
NJ BRENNAN with II Ar. c. rail.
way Tor ilrmpstesd L,dbrltrl, Gid
dinE- McDtde and Austin
a. NILASO with |. Is q y. h. n. for
llearne, Palestine koykdhlr, Round
Rock Grorgctown, Austin, san Marcos.
New Bllnnl-ls, san Antonio ana laredo
At TEMPLE with Missouri rac.G,
railway Tor Waco
NJ McGREGOR with TrAts and 81
Louis railway Tor Mrcu. Cur-lrlnn
Athens, Ilylrr, Mount Pheasant Giluer.
IrNarkAna.
AZ MORGAN with Texas Central rail
WAY tor Waco, Ross llico. lrrdrll, G.-
go nud MI points on that line.
~ FORT WORTH with Missouri
Pacific ami Texas Pacific railways ion
All points on thosr lines, Tor III Paso
Santa Fe. San Francisco and the Pacific
Coast. and Tor kansas CIV. ii. I.ri,is
chicago, Ne" York and all points North
East AMI West.
-, tuNt Nur tickets rrai over thl- line.
b-f"T tai Information address,
u7,AEG MlE ENY.
bvu'l rA-s Ag't
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tul, Ht,uitplW

WrAfr tuthuiIs.I q" uuLuuu,o ". n kmyr
Recorder rlr
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Vs. Ar- auth.uErl FL, nuu,uuce Luke Moore
sIuu brDsnHrI |.. I..t lVlltl.
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C1Wu November 6-Ihc commission
ful the prosecution N rchrls which IN
hul ing daily sessio here hu- '.lrI 3-''
prise rrs,o whom % werr found guilty
these will have trial 10y ruwtmurtlul
uH euou IN II lr convened light hun
drcd truu, 4 ARE M the ruut ut starting
tuthe houdau 20 oppose the new m-ur
rcctiuu. A reserve force OF three, ihuus-
aud has been detailed tu remain At
Ears4Ln tn Guard that uuiut.
niSlhtSS ANuS0 NIIE NI,IlN,
ALEIANnEGA, November d There
IL great distress among The vlctim- of
lnccudiarisnI, who are waiting tu nr
UNIDENTIFIED, aud ,itcv have been com
pcllcd to sppearto private charity in
order to sustain Themselves.
|ARAHIg uErEA,E.
CIR0, November 6.-Ambr. counsel
say lbty have irason To believe when
trsJsNied hi- documents viii show h,t
~ received uncnurug, IA, mt from the sui
Tan and tho unSnimuu. support nf the.
Egyptians sud the sancttnn Of th,ir rchr-
i"us Representatives. Among The p,prrs
10 a loiLru the Sutsn's cunirrIny the
old,r vi the Mrtgde upon Arhi ia
Gc'ughltion ~ his services.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-12-30

The agitation for cheaper postage in
this country has had the effect of stirring
up our neighbors of the dominion on the
same subject, and some of them are now
in favor of reducing rates. 1t is claimed
however. that the postal conditions of
the two countries are hardly analogous
for the reason that the Canadian system
is not on paying basis. Last year the
postal account showed an expenditure
of $1.S78.857 against receipts amounting
to 1882, 100 leaving deficit of $524,548
and 1t is said that this is no larger than
the deficit that has been reported every
year since 1875. 1t is thought, further,
that the deficit will be increased by the
operations of the department incident to
developing the northwest. On the whole
the chances seem to be that the United
States will lead the way in adopting the
two cent rate, but 1t can hardly be doubt
ed that the Dominion will follow in the
course Of a few years. ~ "A rI
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-12-30

ANOTHER fiery SOuthenOr wants some
body to step on his coat tails. This time
the hero Of the Hamburg massacre, Sem
atOr Butler, is the representative of out
ragged honor. The way he frOthed at the
mouth Saturday night at the bare men,
tion of the shotgun policy must have
been amusing. He is very sensitive on
that point, and the most provoking part
of it was that Senator from hated
Massachusetts, struck the blow. Ever
since the days of Webster and Haines
the representatives of the two states
have been to each other much what a
red rag is to turky gObbler. The blud-
geon of Bully Brooks fell upon the head
Of Charles Summer in resentment of re-
marks made in reply to another Senator
Butler of South Carolina, kinsman of
both Brooks and the present Senator
from the Palmetto State. The tongue is
a safer weapon than the cane.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-12-30

The little Scene between Senator Hoar
of Massachusetts and Senator Butler
Of South Carolina the other day was not
merely an incidental outbreak, as many
suppose, but the result of long Suppress
ed bitterness on the part of the latter,
which found its origin in debate at the
time of his admission to the Senate. But
tier was the leader of the Hamburg
massacre in which so many negroes were
killed, and when his credentials were
presented to the Senate his admission
was opposed by Senator Hoar and others.
Mr.. Hoar made long and impassioned
speech against the admission to that
body OF a man whose political career
had been marked with deeds of cruelty
and murder, aid was answered by
Lamar, who recited the history of But
ler's family, the fame and aristocracy
Of his ancestors, and the social and
political influence they and
he enjoyed in the South
Senator Hoar interrupted Lamar, and
in voice trembling with Indignation
and emotion, exclaimed ut is not be-
cause of the blood that is in his veins
that object to his admission, but be-
cause of the blood upon his hands," But
Ter has never forgiven this remark, and
will never forget 1t.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-12-30

The New NOrk Post, which ought to
be responsible, for it has some of the
qualities which generally accompany
reliability gives credence toAa story
that one of the defendants in the Star
route cases is to funk and turn States
evidence, and furnishes as corroborating
testimony remark Colonel IngersoI is
said to have. dropped about the govern
ment having ''debauched" somebody
connected with the case. That all of
the defendants are not easy in their
minds has long been known, and that
part of them wouldwillingly see another
part go to the penitentiary can easily
be believed. but it is difficult to select
from the number the one who would be
willing. even at the price of his own
pardon, to "give the rest away"
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-12-30

The act of the Maryland legislature
Of 1892 reviving the whipping post, is to
be contested as unconstitutional.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-12-30
NORTHERN TRIBUNE,
SATURDAY DECEMBER 30, 1882.

In response to a resolution of inquiry
originating in the Senate in regard 10
the number of pensioners who would be
affected by the House bill allowing
manned soldiers $40 month, the Com
missioner of Pensions says that the
number would he, as the roll now stands,
1882, and the annual increase would be
$2,O21,244. The lowest amount now
paid is $l8 a month, which is for the
loss of one hand or one foot; the largest,
$3.50, which is for the loss of one leg at
the hip. The latter class certainly ought
to be pensioned more literally than the
former. 1t is remarkable that the
number is so small considering how
many Of our soldiers suffered amputation
and survived the operation. As rule
the constitution was seriously shattered
and life shortened. 'fu
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-05-24

rtce, kindred TO our ourselves, a little less
effasiye, but haI dly less genial, already dis
cip!lned and equipped to struggle against the
winds and The waves. La the North, looking
South ward, the philosophic observer see,
not q hubble Of lazy barbarians, composed
IN large part Of murderers and gamblers, but
u great body of Christian men and woman,
who have had a hard struggle with fate and
fortune, but who sto d against the elements
with a fortitude that cnntfadicts the charac-
teris'ics formerly imputed to them ; be sees
the master Of yesterday the toiler Of to-day !;
he sees the mistress Of the mansion still q
gentleWoman ia the truest sense, striving and
saving, patching, pieceing, and pinching To
make both ends meet: he sees, in short, a
people, born to the luxury of o rich soil and
a warm climate, and Injured to nothing except
the prlvations of disastrous war and unex-
pected poverty, u rowing themselves iuto the
exIgencies Of real life, nowhere indolent aud
idle nowhere demoraliz.d ). everywhere
a, tive and sober.
1t is not of these, however, that | shall
speak in these pages. The homely stories of
their up and downs will pass into the humor
of the future. l wish to introduce here a
lower order-to talk Of the comicalities and
whimsicaliiies of Southern life. embodied in
the exploits of the .'howling raccoon of the
mountains and the musings Of the epic hero
who, describing himself, said 81 am a
fighter from Bitter Creek | nm a wolf and
This is my night to howl. I've got three
row. OF front teeth, ard nary tooth alike.
The folks from Bitter Creek are bad and
I'm from the head waters" This type is
the fspling of a class, and, as humor it.
self springs from the neither side of nature.
be must needs play u considerable part 10 The
veracious chronicle Of Southern life.-Henry
Watterson, in Century.
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The Wife of II Gear.
From the Gaulois,

IAu4A tAC VailiOlS
Just So we had announced, the Princess
J~onriewskaja, the morganaiic widow OF the
Emperor Alexander Ii arrived in Paris on
Friday evening at 8 o'clock. She put up at
the Hotel de Londres, where she has engaged
all OF the first story. She is an elegant
young woman, tall and slight, AMI her
mourning toilet gives her a touching grace.
Her head is small, regular and modelled
with great purity. The clear complexion re-
minds one Of the freshest German beauties.
Notwithstanding the i~nsolent birth register.
which sets Gown the Princess az thirty years
Of age, and in spite also OF the group Of
three children inseparable from their noble
molher-a boy Of 10 years, qlite elegant,
AMI already serious; a girl Of Z, that prom
ises to be as handsome as her mother; and,
finally, a girl Of 8 years, that yesterday held
10 her arms u doll dressed in mourning like
lis little mistress, the two other children, the
Princess and all her servants, without for
getting the Princess Mestchersky, Is years
old, cousin of Mime. Dolgorouki, and who
forms one Of the band Of children. Besides
ner suite, composed Of about ten persons,
Including English and French goverpesses
for her children and her intendant, Nine.
Do)goueki is also accompanied by three su-
perb Russian dogs, one Of which was the
favoTite Of the Emperor Alexander. The
Princess passed q considerable portion Of
yesterday at the hotel. She occupies the
apartment just quilted by Prince Philip, of
SAKE 1buGg. husband OF the daughter Of
the King Of The Belgians. She vent out
yesterday for an hour to the Boie, break,
tasted and dined In The Rue de Casliglione.
where she will remain a fortnight.
As to the motives which have decided the
Princess to leave Russia, we are told that il
is simply an exile, the author of which is
Count Ignatieff. The Minister of the In.
terror is supposed to have induced the Gar
TO believe that the morganatic wife Of his
father had an eye upon the throne OF the
Romanoffs for her sou. The actual dynasty.
the Minister is said TO have remarked, is
more German than Russian, aince from the
time OF Catherine H., who was herself q
German Princess, the family alliances of the
Cars have been exclusively German, while
the Princess Dolgourki boasts of her direct
descent from the ancient dynasty of the
Ruriks. 1t is needless to add that these are
only calumnies destined to render all the
more complete the disgrace into which The
widow Of Alexander II, has lately fallen.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-05-24

Charley Shaw, of the Detroit Opera
House WIS grinnlng at the window Of the
box office the other day, when ia walked a
chap With an agricultural bronze on his
face and asked
"Does anyone perform here ?"
ION. yes"
This afternoon ?"
"No; TO night"
s'Hpw much to..see'em ?"
swell. | Can give you a seat for half a
dollar. and you can hold your girl on your
lap"
"Won't anybody laff?"
in this house"
swell, maybe We'll come. But what kind
of a play is it?
is tragedy
"Tragedy ? Then that lays me out. Sarah
was to . circus last year, when some one hit
a fellow that vas crawling under the tent
with 4 neck -yoke, and she faint-d so deaf
away thai they had TO unhitch her corset and
jerk IF her shoes. Let her see q play where
fellows are Abiding with pitchtorks, knock
ing down with ~crowbars, and slicing each
other up with swords, and she would tumble
kerplank, and stop the show dead still. i
hope you'll do we'll AMI all that, but l don't
bring Sarah to see no tragedy, and don't you
forget it She tainted on me once and nv
hair turned gray at the rate of a bushel a
mint"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-05-24

Ten little cigarettes in a wrapper fine,
A small boy samples them and then there are nine.
Nine little cigarettes quickly, one by one,
Get their work Ia on the y%outh-then there are none.
Four bearded doctors sitting round the bed,
Each with u different shake to his head.
Three big diseases, waiting to destroy,
Ali bearing Latin names as long as the boy.
Two undertakers, gratitude in eye,
Bend .oW to the doctors as they pass 'em by.
One little funeral in the graveyard score,
Que little smoker Iess-oAe angel more.
-AggonGnt.