Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-24

! THAT HUSBAND or NIKE, Is three time.
the man he was before he began using
"Wells' Health ReneWer." 81. Druggists.
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Amelia docking st the Laocoon group
"-Ah, yes, fireman. / see. But how did
they become so intrlcately entangled Ia
the hosef7
ryol have failed TO receive benefit from other
| preparations, try Hoods sarsaparilla It's N.
strongest. the purest, the best, the cheapest.
Uncle Nose says something: polite
ness kin be carried too fur. luther day !
lifted my hat ter q oman an lost de hand.
kerchief outen IT,.
Most great singers are accused OF taking
some slight Stimuant, but few know how
much Il takes TO prime donna.
A pure, wholesome distillstion OF witch
| hazel, American pine, Canada nr, mari
gold. clover blossoms. etc, fragrant with
| the healing essences OF balsam and of pine.
| Such ls Sauford'S Radical Cure for Catarrh.
| Complete treatment for 81.
In GraysOn County, Kentucky. II IS re
| ported a cave has been discovered which
beats the Mammoth Cave IN size anl won.
ders. This looks very much Ike hollow
mockery Of the VI. c.
\ WoMAN's EXPERIENCE. Mothers AMI
daughters should feel alarmed when wear
lneSs constantly oppresses them. "ifI am
fretful from exhaustion Ofvital powers AMI
the color IS fading from my face, Par
ker's Ginger Tonic gives quick relief. -
! builds me Up AMI drives away pain with
wonderful certainty. '-Buti.lo lady.
| A Reading wEnan went insane upon bee
in accused Of stealing This IS strong
argument against appointing women q"
| Office. If they hal been Philadelphia tax
Office clerks, the town to-day would be- ili.-
ed with crazy women.
EGUG,NCE ASp = ,ElrY Ladies' who ap.
precIate elegance and purity are using Par.
ker's Hair BaiSam. u is the best artlc.,
sold for restoring gray hair 20 - original
color, beauty and ustre.
Pennsylvania is getting bal reputation
because Of her graveyard insurance cOmpG-
ucs. II looks as though her name would
have 20 be changed from the Keystone o.
the GrayestOEe State.
wr>r,n's B,LS,u OF WILD CnEknY
cures Coughs Colds, Bronchitis. Whoor-
Ing Cough, Group, Influenza, Cousump-
tlOn, and all diseases 0l the Throat, Iungs.
and Chest 30 cent, aud - bottle.
According TO John Morley. classical
training Is calculated 10 destroy the quI.-
titles OF good writing and lnc speaking.
We Judge that 4 great number Of our writ
ers and speakers had 4 classical training.
From .llonzo y. Weed, Publisher ~ Inns
Her0id, - BromfsH 81, Bost.a.
Sevcrsl bottles Of ij1mSon's BytqH.-
Cough Bq'0IDi have been used IN ms fam
lily with the most gratifying result. We
esteem h. n one of the best o. medicines.
\ young man says his experience is that
at a picnic, where two fellows are ilirtiug
around tie same girl, she generally shows
her preference by sending the other fellow
70 the spring after water.
How WOMEN WorIp VorE Were wo-
| men allowed 20 vote, every one in the lanl
who has used Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Pre-
scription" would vote {. - be an uniaiInE
remedy for the diseases peculiar 10 her sen.
By Druggists.
Strauss Of waltz fame, once wrote
waltz on his wifc's cuff rs they were walk.
! ing in park, nothing else being at hand.
hut then many man has been made %
waltz by his wifrS cuti,
FACTS SPEAK For THEfSELvE-.-C. L.
| Hall, GRANVILLE, H., writes IL never sold
any medicine IN my life that gave such un-
| yersal satisfaction - IhomGS' Electric OF.
| In my own case II cured a badly liberated
throat ard IN threatened croupin my chill
| dren it never failed 10 relieve
Mrs. Jones has sent TO borrow nv bon.
net. and don't want 10 loan 70 her. What
message shall return said lady 10 her
! husband. The reply was clear and prompt
"Tcll her she has your good will. but can-
not have your hxtures.'
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
| has become so thoroughly established iu
public favor that were il not for the for
getfulness of people IL would be necessary
| 10 call attention % It's power 10 cure con
sumption, which is Scrofull OF the lungs.
and other blood diseases. aS cruptlOu~.
blo;ches, pImples. ulcers, and oliver COM
plant"
This safe IS empty-call at the house
was the card which burglars found in
Green Bay Office They called at the house
aud robbed IL of 5000, and the smart Office
clerk hasn't got a big head any more.
EDUCATED DWoMEN.-Reilnrd and eiuca-
ted women will sometimes sul:r in silence
for years from kidney diseases, or const-
patton and piles, which could easily hc
cured by a package ofkidney-W There
| Is hardly 4 woman To be found that does
not n some time suffer from some OF IN"
diseases for which this great remedy is
! specific. IL i put up in liquid and DRY
! forms. equally efficient Springfield tHsoa
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