The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-02-16
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spain las bigger public debl than
10 have II would be ye; larger il she
could persuade aaybody 70 trust her
A uchAage has discovered man
ubo nercr laughs when be tells . Joke
Bat Il sdds that nobody else laughs either
Gui,sau says be voulini walk out il
ms prison doors were open. Very likely
not Iic pouId fear the walk would be-
too short
kicho. snd religion are not ineompati.
ble Only snan does not wan, 70 have too
much religion 10 the way while he is get
tiug riches
4 son q Brigham Young. who gradu.
atci 10 high standing al West Point, is
tutor there, How proud bis mothers
musi - 81 bimy
The reason that baggRgeman recent.
ly hurled himself from n fourth story
window was that he was insane and
thought be wSs trunk
"A Detroit girl has sued man for $40.
oO0 for bugging Der twice, The man who
would hing girl only twice deserves to be
mulctel in heavy damages.
Let's Illustrate it, hiecoughed
political orator. Its beautiful. You see
al old farmer comes TO town loaded with
new wheat, an he goes home loaded with
old rye.
The Marquis OF Lorne, il IN said.
claims that some Of his ancestors put
their feet under King Arthurs Round
Table II his ancestors bad been
Americans they would have put their feet
on top Of it.
My Charlie is growing perfect love
Of a moustache,' said one school girl 10 |
another, u can see it real plain" So you
you ought dear it is frequently right un.
der your nose.
A method has been discovered recent
~ by which good walking shoes can lie
made from leather This will have ten
dency to relieve the great strain on the
pasteboard market
1T is rather unpleasant TO hear a
speaker remark, "My friends.ur, wish
to say few words-ur on this occasion.
ur,' etc but then wo must remember
that TO VI is human.
An Illinois deacon, while visiting in
Philadelphia. was asked if he had pur.
chased any Christmas cards and replied
with some surprise: "Why should II
My old pack is good enough
The old gentleman is snoring the
snore Of the yirtuous in his easy chair
His youthful grandson rushes to his
mother. "Oh. ma, grandpa is in the par
lor- sleeping right out loud. +"
"A Louisville man, the other day, swal.
lowed ammonia by mistake for whiskey,
and he said it was not so bad as it might
be II wasn't as PLEASANT to the taste as
vhiskey, but was nearly as warming.
Brownson. well | always make it
rule TO tell my wife every thing that
happens smthkins-"oh, my dear
fellow, that's nothing. | tell my wife lots
Of things that never happened at all
Staiistieians have begun to discover
the fact that widows live live longer than
other people. II seems, though, as il the
girls had known this long time, and that
the only way TO reach that condition is
through marriage.
An Indiana clergyman refuses to wed
Young lady, to whom he was engaged,
when he discovered that she crimped her
hair This should teach girls who are
in search Of husbands Of the ministerial
brand, TO buy their hair already crimped.
A little Austin boy, whose impecuni.
Gus parents were always moving from one
house to another, was asked by the Sun.
day school teacher. "Why did the Israel
ties move on, Of Egypt" Because they
couldn't pay their rent, reckon" was the
reply
Mother, said little girl, who was en-.
gagged in making an apron for her doll, II
believe I'll be duchess v hen grow up.
How do you expect 10 become duchess,
my daughters" why, by marrying
putchman, 10 be sure" replied the little
girl
Rubbing bald head daily with a
fresh raw onion will make the hair grow
out again. Nature can stand good deal,
bni when il comes 10 such treatemeni she
throws mp the sponge and would star,
crop Of peacock feathers II the owner
desired il
do you think there is any danger in
my going TO BlAnkyilley' asks Brown.
they have the small por there, they say
As never knew you 10 refrain from tax
ing anything that came within your
reach, replied foeg, II think yon had
better keep away from Blankvillc"