Daily Republican., 1882-08-18
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Sun rises 6.ls. sun sets 9 ".
Christfeld Il Best.
Grab salad at FulImer's.
Deviled crabs OF Fullmer's.
sun sets 0 "a,

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Christneld Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs OF Fullmer'a
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Ice coolers and camp chairs for 80 cents.
DR.. Darmon's office, 1874 Camac st. Phila'
Got your conAA roasted at 400 King street.
| second street.
got this fine cigar at Mullins. West
Front street.
A young cat is o kitten, but an old one Is q
confounded nuisance.
Fine IS K. Plain g Id Rings, at E. F.,
Hanfs, IL East Fourth street.
The finest assortment of gents furnishing
goods at q. 3. Humphrey Bro IS, 3O1 Mar
ket street.
Sine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Stoves are supposed to be a'somewhat mod
ern Invention, but the Egyptians wore warn
ed by Alexander the grate B. y. 300.
Whenever you want to buy feed, or grain
or good flour, at o low priee, remember, 20 to
Hay narket. 7I3 West Front street.
Everybody KnVwp That Holland makes the
best tin type In the city. No. East Third
street, between Market and King.
1t is said that Arabt Pasha was a oonfec.
ti0ner In New Orleans. Perhaps this ls the
reason that he had been able to give 80 much
tatty to the English people.
1t is asserted that Congressman succeeded
IN working into the River ana harbOr bin o
little apprO ration which Is to be used In
" p1f fnr hto
StuggiDs says thai at his boarding house
In the cOuntrJ, real, Old-fashtOned farm
house, by the way, they have all the season
able vegetables fresh from the can.
Uongre sman nardenburgh, Of New Jer.
ey, fell out 1f bed and br. ke his leg. When
Congressman Olc3 goes to bed, 1t should
be for an all night session.
Wagner, by the wBy, never thought Of
pleasing chicago when he wrote Parsif4I 1t
was either Louisville or Cincinnati Lhat he
had 10 his mind.
At dinner given by Mr.. John jacob Al"
tor, at Newport, recently, roses were banked
up three feet high on her table. The hash
was also excellent.
Geo. K. Baugh does tho finest wood carv-
ing for buildings aud cars. Also, the finest
m0uldings Of all kinds for photographs and
all sorts OF pictures. uall and SEQ, at No.5OT
Shipley street
Ross, l1e Market street, has Just received
fine assortment Of new styles Of hats for fall.
at from one to two dollars. Also, a nice line
Of whits shirts aud underwear. 1t will pay
you to call aud examine them.
Men lose some Of their talents as they grow
older You never saw boy IL any scrApe
but he could not give plausible excuse for
mis- course, but man often finds himself
stumped for ON explanation.
A weak woman may look Q hardened vii.
l,in in the eye and break up his pu rpose. II
q mouse comes near her she will jump up on
chair and yell bloody murder. It's the un-
exp pected that gets away with courage.
President Arthur does the most OF his ofn-
cial business between IL O'Clock at night and
3 O'Clock In the morning, when there ls no.
body around to bother. Being President is
something like being an editor.
Flies that can pass themselves of as
huckleberr'es have not lived In Vain-The
sland erers are the men whom Darwin meant.
For all time they have been and are still,
tale bearers.-lhis world is tally-ho coach,
and man who blows the horA attracts the
most attention.
A Georgia newspaper, boasting OF the va
ried resources of that state, appOrtions them
as follows: Gold In thirty.three countless
copper In thirteen, iron In forty-three, dia-
m0nds In twenty-siX, and whisxey in all Of
them. 1t Is probably the whiskey that sup.
plies the old Bourbon element.
1t is very singular, but when a person work
ing out In the blazing hi sun wishes to see
how hot IT ts he goes and looks at a thermom-
eter hanging In the coolest, shadiest place In
the back yard. On the face Of this 1t looks a
trlfle incOngruous. In the winter the coolest
place is hunted up for the thermometer.
A fashion item says that Turkey red SUM-
shades are fast going out of style, beCaus3
shop girls have taken them up" That is
bad. Some oleomRrgarine fashi0nGbles may
sosn discover that shop girls wear trOcks and
shoes and stocking, and then theyWill discard |
these inn OrtRnt articles Of dtesp, and the |
streets will look as If all the ballet girls In |
the country had escaped Well, II would |
be soandalous.
ARREARS AND OTHERS.
Lord SAILS was full Of devlld crab,
win Glad. OF bright idSae,
And they between the two did grab
The bill Of rent arrears.
They turned and twisted 1t about
And chipped II into pickles,
Till now the tenant can get out
And carry off the lickels.
The landlords furry, fume and fCss;
The devil take that Willie
The turnout does not care cuEs
And thinks the Lords are silly.
And Parnell calls to Arab:
Hold fast the SueZ gutter;
The British want the mastery,
But fire only butter"
Ttmess WhirliViR swings round at last.