The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-11-10
a Milwaakee Terror.

Psek's SIM.
when is your % coming hack ~ ask
fed the groceryman Of the BAD boy a. n
found him standing on the sidewall
when the grocery was opened in III
} morning, taking some pieces OF brick ou
of MS coat tail pockets. sOh, she 20
back at midnight last night" said th
boy, a. he ate few blue berries out Of
case. That's vha; makes me up 30 ear
tly. IA has been kicking at these piece
OF brick with his bare feet, and when
came away he had his toes in his hand
and was trying 10 20 back up the stairs
. on one foot. Pa saint got no sense.
n am afraid you &rc terror" said ths
groceryman, as beiooked at the innocent
iace Of the boy. You are always max.
'ng your parents some trouble, and il Il
4 wonder 10 me thst they don't send you
70 the Reform School. What deviItry
was you up to last night to get kicked
this morning p mo dcvitrv, iu-t q ill.,
Tie fun. You see. ma went 10 Chicago
70 stay week, and she got tired, and
telegraphed she would be home last
might, and pa WAS down town, and for
got TO give him the dispatch. And after
ne went 20 bed me and chum thought
I'VE would have Fourth Of July. You
zee, my chum has got big sister, and
I'VE hooked some II her clothes. and A.
per pa got 70 snoring we put them in his
room. On. you'd aIaughed. We put .
PAIR Of number one slippers, with blue
stockings, down Ia front Of the rocking
chair beside pas boots, and corset on
q chair, and my chnm's sisters best silk
dress on another chair. and hat with :
white feather on the bureau. aud some
fnzzes on the gas bracket, aud everything
We could find that belonged 10 girl in
my chum's sisters r2om. Oh, we got "
red parasol. too, and len II right in the
middle OF the floor. Well. when 4 look
ed AZ the lay out and heard "a snoring.
thought should die. You see, ma r.
EASILY excited. Ny chum slept with me
mat night, and when we heard The door,
geil ring ! stuffed apilIow in my mouth.
There was nobody % meet ma at the de-
POI, and she hired hack and came right
Ip. Nobody heard the bell but me, and
had 70 60 down and let ma IN. She
vas pretty angry, you bet, at not being
mel AZ the depot. ~Whcre's Your father ~.
ne said - she began TO 20 up stairs. II
Old her ! gnessc1pA had gone 70 sIcep'
~ this time; that bed gone 70 bed sn'
'our ago. Then slipped ~ sfeirs and
ooked over the bannistcrs. Ma exid
'omething about heavens and earth, and
where is the huzzy and lot OF things ! II
'ould not hear. aud pa swore, aud said
ts no euch thing. and the door slam
ned and they talked for two hours. il
pose they finally laid II TO me. as thevl
llwsys do, cause pa called me very early
his morning, and when | come down
tairs he hurt my feelings. 1 see they
I'D my chum's sisters clothes All pinned
p IN : newspaper, and | s'posc when
p back | shall have % carry them home,
nd then she'll be down on me too. IlII'
I'll you what, have good notion to
AXE some shoemakcrs' wax and stick ms
hum on my back, and travel with cir
us as double headed boy from Bornco.
fellow could have more fun, and NOT
et kicked all the time" And The boyle
smpled some strawberries, in : case inI
r0nt OF the store. and went down thel
lrect whistIing for his chum. who was "a
'oking out of On alley 70 see Il the coast =
'as clear. n
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