Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-11
ALL SORTS.

Boston man calls his wife Crystal, because she is
always the watch.
Homemade beer from Butchers Extract of Roots
drank freely keeps the system in healthy condition
during the warm weather. It's better than SO much
ice water
woman has to settle mans coffee with the white
of an egg, but she can settle his hash with look
Danish ill health nervousness, vexaton, fretfulness,
etc., by using Browns Iron Bitters.
single weed allowed to go to seed may become
five hundred the next year and ten thousand the year
after.
Wanted-Fifty thousand of the good people of New
England to try Wheat Bters, cure for Malaria
Zone who knows"
The some dollar poke: time keeper" will be sale
long before the weary cease from troubling.
Healys Vegetable Tonic Pills restore all functional
arrangements of the uterus to a normal condition.
See advertisement on this page.
The soothing effects of Cephaline followed
by unpleasant reaction. 1t invaluable for nervous
ness.
AS between the cheese press and the printing press
the former is the strongest but the latter is the
| rapid.
HAY FEvER.-Messrs Ely Bros, druggists, Owego,
N. VI have been afflicted for twenty years. during
the months of August and September with hay fever,
and have tried remedies for its relief without
success. 1 was induced to try your Cream Balm;
have used it with favorable results, and confident
ly recommend it to all similarly afflicted. Robert W.
Townly, (ex-Mayor) Elizabeth, N. j.
Trenton, N. j., Oct, 90, 1880. have suffered for
eight years with hay fever, during july August and
September. In the beginning of July, this year,
resorted to Eys Cream Balm and have been entirely
free from the fever since the first application can
recommend it as cure Edward c. Himan at the
New Jersey State Arsenal.
'Irs nice to have boys in the Glass;" said wide
awake high-school girl; 1--WE of never
| going to the FOOT
| Sick headache, nausea, rising of food, fatuency,
seasckness cramps and palms, hysteria nervousness,
laDguor and loss of sleep call for prompt of San
| ford's Ginger, 'the delicious
Fruit of the tropics burning cline,
Thy wondrous virtues, fadeless STILL
| Exert an influence sublime
| In ministering to human i'll;
And many pang along our way
| Sanford's Ginger doth alay.
"Why is a young man like kernel of corn ?" asked
a young lady. Because" answered another. The
turns white when he pops"
FOUND LAsT.-An agreeable dressing for the
hair that will stop its falling has been long sought
for. Parkers Hair Balsam distinguished for its pur
ty fully supplies this want.
"Mr. D.. if you'll get my coat done by Saturday,
ghall be forever indebted to you. "If that's your
game it won't be DONE" said the tailor.
| IMPROVEMENT FOR MIND AND BoDY-There is more
strength-rostoring power in bottle of Parkers Ginger
Tonic than in a bushel of malt gallon of milk. A:
appetizer blood purifier and kidney corrector there
is nothing like it, and nvalds consequently find it
wonderful invIgorant for mind and Commercial
"Yes, I've got horrid cold" said Mrs. Jenkinson
1--WE dosed and dosed. and believe I've taken les
than thirty-nne articles and begin to feel like al
Episcopalian.'
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group. influenza. con
sumption. and all diseases of the throat, lungs an
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
"You dog of printer" cried an enraged poet. "yo
have not punctuated my poem at ALL" Yes, but yo
see, sir, not pointer; I'm SETTER" replied tn
printer.
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Marshall Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Elet
tro-voltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial fc
thirty days to (young or old who Athlete
with nervous debility, lost vitality and manhood, an
! kindred troubles guaranteeing speedy and complet
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
above N B-No risk is incurred. as thirty days. tr
is allowed.
A pocket boot,jack has been invented in New Yorl
You put your foot into your pocket, give spring I'M
L the air, and off comes your boot.
} Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia, general debil
:. liver complaint, boils, numors, chronic darrhe
nervous affections, female complaints. and all dseas
e originating in bad state of the blood.
'.Fat boy:" No. you cannot raise chickens from es
plants You will have better in raising calv
from coweatcher.
u DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Roul
Rats" 1t clears out rats mice. bedbugs, roacht
vermin flies. ants insects. l5c. per box.
1 CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stinging, smartn
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
II cured by Buchupaiba ST at druggists. Prepaid
express SIa5, for S.. E. S. Wells Jersey City. n
Il BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Remover gre
est remedy on earth for impotence. leanness. sexr
debility, etc. ST at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
II S1.25, 6 for S. Z. s. Wells. Jersey City, Nj.