The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-09-30
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL?
Say, Old suNiLowER, whs, !. hat
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
~ % do IN tho.e eaiIlne Runs

$50 - - VAN taaNA hNAAAtt guns
Why. Old PICKLES, be is loading them with MUSK
and then dischsrging them.
Yes, OH PICKLES. the OLD Nan il 50 foolish ho
shop THE HOUSE. not the HOUSE Thai JACK
in; and that he had some OLD cuRfoS. AN oS carriage
he h = boa Ah1e p % S q M ks aTp rSas in; and 1ls9 ths'
and had procured lots Of chinamens rams 10 have on
Yes: OLD PICKLES. that's SO. but.you see THAT cream
S o@sSn seTIo,. 50 he has got in a new role, after the
He has been beating round the BUSH, bat got nothing.
Yes, OLD PICKLES. he has been at that for the last
put the Goop s SGq FP fs ms g : an 81 Is up; a. The p a RiRg has n
ne says the Government has been FlEEcED enough; IL
"a ,hsm more en- aee.es to spare without equivalent given
nsh IN the matter; he has made ample provision Tor all
RAMS, lnothing to do with those ram-rods that I spoke Of
m "ny one n w 1isPPer, but the real article from Lanai
can nave a fleece of his own. If GO WEST buys one of
be likely to get tina roo ROT ana other diseases TO
mh,en sneep are subject For hs benefit | would recon.
~ NJ a PlephIAiloh made of one pound OF SOFT SOAR.
with an ounce Of Carbolic Acid crystals dissolved in
The prepa-ati9n as given above should be diluted with
will not injnre the hair. But these diseases seldom get
among kAMs when they have rocky ranges for pastures
Say; OLD s%UNFLoWER. saw Mr. Psty riding in =
beautiful Magonnette last Friday. Well, sir, IL - one of
Patty get that carriage fromi
Now. look here, OLD PICKLES. you can't come any OF
ySS Sos nirn in Lhsk son o n me: you know very well that all
on hIng streets that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
Say now, OLD sUNFLowER. let's talk sense. Who
h@ What SI" f sG' i %y y S@p Woo SI2 10, ,,,.
fellow from Louisville. Kentucky, who can discount any
th,ng mat every came TO these islsnda.
Nothing bnt the truth.
" hat has become of that young man that made bodies
i0r you before; That young iuan that uses Bears OH
o, he hiss gone M town. 10 work for that man ON Fort
Street.
Oh yes that slim man. Idon't mink he will ever be
as Fat as yoa are, OLD sUStLo@ER
NO think not he has got a tupe-worm. never saw
Say OLD SUN. think that OLD MAS Down IN THE
YEN Yesl S Th beat you on painting.
OLD SUN. he told me ne had the best painter in the
Did you believe hint
wh q d nI reason &c on to diSbelieye him.
He said he had I; H.. HARRISON.
now Just stop for one minute; Harrison has not been with
Now; OLD SUN, none of your soft soap. Who is he
Why; he is with me.
do, OLD PICKLES 90 West gave him such a good
name; and told people that he was the best workman
INA. ne ever had seen; that he had always dome the
touch a job Of his.
SO you went for him and got him,
Well. OLD s~UNFLowER what has become of the
{, he has gone over TO Frisco; gone to look for Dennis.
Dennis Kearny.
What, the Irish Agitator
Yes, that is the man.
WHY, what in the world did he leave you fori
90. Why his nainsInn I pa,hs ing % me- mo.L ! q q li him
scare horses; so i thought the most quiet way was the
- FNHls
M9% Is T. it about your Trimmer. OLD
That is The man; / thought go West got him
Yes; heidi; but he did not keep him. He agreed for
got him back, You BET.
Then you have got all of those workmenS
YoU BET This go West business l must explain to
y DI Oh PICKLES some years ago there was another
Young new m snrf to T :. %" we,t He weed wed to to-, si Go advice !. 70 All
ing down in Nova Scotia. and it was with HIM as with an
pa iaiaiiy by the name OF Ransom in New Jersey. The
went TO church. whilst the old woman was somewhat I'M.
ting up in their teens. and the old woman thought thew
ought to go in some society, so she kept teasing the old
aney were approaching wonanhood. and If they aid not
made an impression on the old man, and he conseptcs y = =
go, to crafty mammals wishes; hut still, at tho same
dhsy got stsrtei, but on the way the old man saws
Hlother, have not been In the church since. we were
married; so l think the old dominic viii make some re.
mSrks about it. Says the old woman, a. You talk like an
s sbopt :: Well now, old woman, you have yonr way
usher seated them all right, and the two GALS. bnt tho H.
dominic that married them over twenty years before
head ID hnslly the old dominic in the pulpit rose up. open.
turn ye Ransom, Sinner Home" The old man 2os. nn
ana said, " by Joye, mother. what did 1 tell you about
them" All" says the old man. {" there are no afbar
hoist that in" SO home they went and haysnt = cant
S1nreh since. This is a parallel case with that Of Go
n q a ~ ~ go west in it, 50 he get mp and got, and is
.h well OLD Sun. that is quite a comparison, but no
WIN 1Ols
N Nass yon any Questions ge to being called sUNFLowERy
quite a eo on, ns = va Wi, me contrary l think it Is
apostle OF AstheIiclsm, has given TO the sunaower ana
LILY the most prominent places in the FIorsI wo.Ia
,he Lily for its purity and delicacy, and suDaower Sron1n,
its resembling to the Golden Orb OF Day. n a. ,IlDm
RAJ u me whether L am dalled a sunfower or a Rose
The Rose by any other lame will smell as sweet.
CURIOsi in """' nave You any
Not many, OLD PICKLES.
Give us a few, OLD sun.
wen, L have a shoe from the foot of PuDcbbouI -.
from the mouth Of Pearl River. and a can from, = .ootn
la La, inat comprises my principal stock of CUHIoS
Quite sufficient, OLD SUN.
wei: OLD PICKLES, I have a lot more. but IA Is,a.
.n8 late, ana time is money. Still 1 ought 10 say 49,
would DO SO, If 1t were not so soft and siIly I fbonnht
that hocos-pocus-rhincus would have done better a. ~
amount paid for il. iW M
Now, just another question, OLD sim have
thing to say for yourself? NJ my
hes, OLD P1CLES, j might say a great deal ~.
don't want to hurt the feelings of the DIN NaN ~ mna
MARSH, so / will merely add that IL yon kno. ~
sons VINO want carriages or carts built o r repairod" Per
uuea OF painted. or who wants anything in me ssddian-
them along to the Twin SEND
Pioneer Shops on King street
the most liberal terms. manner hnd on
All Kinds OF tools and machinery for weubo-tn.
oUner nAhu IN steam tools made aud repaired ~"
carts, etc, made TO order. N"siiHh Dog
an varieties OF Harness on LA ii or made TO order
oPIendld saddles and Brides. suitable far nsa a.
occasion Of the Coronation i"f - on the
Fancy Brides made and on hand
c u.s. MAIsrlsI, spokes Felloes, Hubs, and all otb.r.
uSicS usually round In hrstciass estabIsbmentg
Cail and see before going down the mSrsb or eIs.vh.
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