The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-07-23

Table talk Pass the mustard 2ht Jxdge.
 See the three spots advertisement on sixth page.
 It is giving a man hard name to call him brick. .HaScoHe.
 Jelly tumblers in any quantity at C.. $. Bracks. 22o Main street.
 The man who failed to find his match went 10 bed in the dark. .HaSfOHe.
 Trunks and valises. all sizes and all prices. at the factory, 4I5 Main street.
 A suit that no woman looks well in A divorce suit.-EaX Rff,et IdVaaee.
 For confectionery fruit and soda-wa,er. 20 to the Southern Palace. JOS Main street.
 In the morning man gets up. but in the evening he gets supper ionke,s Gaxefke.
 Richard Henwood. 2Io Eas, Markham street. makes the finest buggy harness sold h the city.
 !!t wasn't for the bellies. I good many people would miss being church mcmbcrs. -.Neade. .Hasfoiir.
 Before leaving the city have your trunks repaired at the factory. 4i5 Main street, J.W. Garland proprietor
 As the time comes for the Gar To be crowned, instead of putting Il on he keeps s,,+4-M day
 Eeimeyer X Daragh. corner Commerce and Markham streets, are headquarters for grain. hay. flour, lime. plaster, cement. and shingles.
 An Ohio poet writes: " They brought me home an idiot to my wife. After reading the rest of his poem NC believe hlm.-.Semets.tIhe IoK,nak
 The tables of the Southern Palace. Ios Main S,.. are the best supplied in the city When you want < iirst-ciass meal call d, Southern Palace.
 Cnkissed kisses may cause dlssatisfao- ton to young ladies. but II k the unre- n...ted remittance that worries the college boy Cemnlty1!aI .ilsftAsef
 John Drees, II, East Markham street. wishes the public to remember tha, in hnc liquors. cool beer and choice cigars he acknowledges no superior
 A Kentucky man Is the anncr of al lar known to be geo years old. IL must have been terrible family Lar to he rcmcm- bered SO long.-Aeso lo,k Commcrc,al 4Gs'erE!sfr
 The White House Saloon. ,c4 East Markham Street. Is well known resort. One Of is most attractive features k |. free concert every evening by the IIille Rock Band. Behold the street corner Statuary 1, tolls not. neither docs II 20 on a strike vel solomon. were he to cat a peek of onions. could not smell like one of thesc.-9Y Cir Rh--a,I
 Wiisos X Webb keep upon their eoun- ters all the standard publications of the United States and England All of the popular novels and hbranes are found here. besides school books and blank books of all kinds
 student wants ,o know what kind of bird was the dodo." From the fact tha, the species K entirely extinct, we suppose Ii was the fabled spring chicken, of which We still hear so often and see so never. -BHriirehon klakeyr.
 Nash Alderman. al his new saloon cor ner + iith and Center. has thriving trade The bar. besides being one of the hand somest m the city. IS supplied with the choicest hquors. When you want soane- thing supenor. call on Nath.
 Mrs. Lang,ry Is said to be very busiIy preparing foe her American tour. This, VIC presume. means that she Is getting together lot of new clothes and amass- ing trunkful of, her photographs to be sold for two bits cach.-{)sasf, Tr!bn1e. There IS noi a travelling man in the southwest who does not know L. D. Glca- son and his Union Depot Hotel Mir. Gleason has had years of experience in this particular business and knows lus, how to cater to the appetite of the hungry public.
 \ native-born imitation Briton was bowled out on the Saratoga train the other H.. he wore the regulation number of rings: but his hat-box gave him away l, was nearly a foot smaller in the rim than his bath-tub.-Pndk.
 The Western House. cor. Victory and Water Sis.. IS managed by Geo. Swarts. This IS sufficient evidence that the hotel and all of its appointments are s,rictl, firsi-class. Attached .,o the hotel is a sample and lunch room which is kep, open day and night.
 An old citizen of Austin, returning 10 his home from banquet meets another old citizen of Austin coming from the opposite direction. "Ish thish the ave nae?" asked No |. How should know! wash at the banquet myshelf. !" -7f.ras Siffings.
 In few weeks Ellenbogen X Elkan. of the Adams House saloon. will open. in connection with their saloon. first-class