Daily Republican., 1882-01-25
RREVITIES,
Do0 fees At 2L .........5un ssts5.
For cut n"wsrs, 10 to 4o9 King street.
Best family coal as UZ2 W. front street.


Best family coal o. o22 W. front street.
Breeding Cages cheap at the W.. store.
The worst Of cOllisions-running into del
Try BradfOsd's ReIdy.Mixed Gotta,
IColOrs.
The best throw with the dice 10 thrown the
away,
The cheapest root paint, at Bradford
Paint Store.
Parker, cupping and leschiny, los f.. SCI
snd street.
1t Is to live twice 70 be able to enjoy the r,
aesptct 0fy0ur uast Life.
Have patience with all things, but chief
: have patience with yourself,
Clean and polish Your furniture with Brad
fOrd's Furniture Polish.
Paint your houses with pure Kent Lead
ground by James Bradfsld.
Fine IL X. Pain Gold Rings, ut T.. I
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street
A Joke is not 80 durable as a church.beIl
Alter told few times 1t is worn out.
Use the Grown Axle Grease, the rest In tn,
narket,at James Brad furds.
darling, this potato is only hall done ,
'lhen eat ,he done half, iovs.
fearly teeth and diam Drd eyes are deligh,
full, bat topaz nose is dreadful.
Get your photographs ut Hollands gallery
No. Third street. two doors East Of IN arket
ltyou know how to spend IL ore than you
get, you have the phllos Jphers stone.
Just received, new stock Of Landreth's gar
den seeds. A. Il. Iatnall, 7l3 ". 'front.' 81.
It's the little things that fret and worry us
we can dodge an elephant, but ne can't u
fly.
fine card photographic for u, atHolland's
gallery, No. 4 Third street., between Market
and King.
The h p ist preachers Of Philade lphia
want Sund y papers suppressed. Our wants
are many.
Some men would rather wear large cameo
on their Third nnger than stockings On their
feet.
For. .uneS made In no time are like shirts
made IN pO time /: it's ten 70 one If they hang
long together.
Wicked men stumble over strawg In the
wayt heaven, but Climb owe, hills in the way
to destruction.
The man who stops his paper to econom'ze.
ought tv cut his note of to keep from buying
haDdkerchitfs.
An observing laundry man has discovered
that the tine for him to catch soft water is |
when it is raining hard.
1t is generally allowed that one never
really finds man out until one knows the |
hours he can be found III.
The distance between a fool and wise
man is greater than the form says 1t IL and |
less than the latter thtnks.t is.
A fisherman's occupation ought to he tho |
most profitable because his entire gross re- |
celps are net profits.
The universal heart Of man hesses flow
srs. He has wreathed them around the era
die, the marriage altar and tomb,
lfyeu want first class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 70 to W. W. Wood.
wards, Sixth and Tatnail streets.
lie Due used to believe that 1t was possible
to raise bald-headed cOcOanuts and thereby
avoid the trouble of husking them.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 10
10 l.. +. Adair's 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
''There is no accounting for tastes Non
'cnsc. What Is the work OF a SOO4 Ike eprr in
In eating house but accounting for tas,es.
The Family Favorite Fl.ur. wholesale and
'etail, at Kimb e's Front and Madison sts.,
md Il SO the best spring wheat flour.
We have often het I'd ministers advocate
lie elevation o. the stage" Their lA0t We
s p ain--they can't see over the ladies' big
lats. 4
lfpain In the limbs comes through sleep
ny without covering On cool nj 1bts, what
would cOmmon-sense suggest "A counter-
Jane
"Will My Darling Come Again ." is the d
illeO poem sent in by Marion Howard. r
Ne don't know Ma riun, but you might send /:
lin word That the dog Il tied up and see. ! !
new work Oh etiquette says: 'Soup must
e eaten with spoon." Persons who are IN =
he habit of eating soup with forx or Il ca1v-
ng-knite. will be tlow 70 adopt these new
angltd ideas.
There might have been time when Ser :
ant CIR had pench mt fer wearing their I
Mistress clothes, but tnat was in the days of \
Ow wages HOwsday the average g.ri would
Ot be ., en- iu such shabby dresses as the :.
listres5 is Obliged to appear in.
We may and do have miserable navy, n
nd Il mere handful of an army, and 1t
i .ases us to laugh ut thom to our he ,rt's
Dntent bet We would not advice other pow
rs to Gin in the laugh too much. We ght
ct mad and swell up.
A Harlem min kissed the hired girl the !
ther day behind the kitchen oor." When =
Q retired MRS. Blown found BLACK hair on u
is Gu ii butt II, but it was SO near the color OF
er own that she suspected nothing. Brown
Ills it "ha rbreadth" escape.
A Philadelphia paper asserts that sucking 4
gs and cOcOanuts arr the fractional currcn I
I of King nalakau's domains, Imagine the
'pste rnatiOn of fthefOreigner who slings out
>llar bill for nickel cigar and is gwen y
tier Of igs In exchange.
WENT ON THE STAGE. r
c used to set in grocery store
ut made vow he'd do 1t no more; T..
ed he a star and 10 on the stage, III
)r amateurs were all the rage.
len to q manager he wrote, T
nd said that he tould Shakespeare quote,
nd balla.s, too, he could sing ~ sweet, NJ
nd all he wanted was the groce-ry-ceips.