, 1882-11-03
PITH AND POINT.

AMI OlNhs
Ia A man created void of hearing deaf
formed?
IN what style does o lawyer talk? In
money syllables.
ALWAYS goes around with long ssce
An alligator
The favorte mountains of base.Sal
players-'Appy-nines.
WHEN does sculptor make provision
Cor the future? When he is planning
head
Il LIKE your cheek" is what the de-
Lighted lover said to the possessor OF his
affections.
Now THAT measles are prevalent,
mothers as well as astronomers are look
ing for spots on the son.
" IT is rather hard to die in abject
poverty" at is harder still to live in
it" WAS the reioinder.
rs THIS the Adams House ?" asked q
stranger OF Bostoniun. Yes, till you
get to the root; then it's caves"
WHAT kind Of music does an excess
Why, an oyer.chewer, to be sure.
TINE to plant dog muzzles. - Yonkcrs
Gazete. Better plant the dogs, and
YOU will have doggone sure thing of it.
On, but this English is peculiar
language. We use busters to catch the
dust, and busters to brush the dust
away.
81 AM like q professional swimmer
now, said an unprosperous man; "all
try to do is to keep my head above
water"
FEFL quite tome here, how do
you feel @ us the bound volume on the
library shelf SAID to neighboring al
bum. 81 feel Just ike book, replied
the album.
GLOW SELDOM it is" said philc-
sophical old lady, that the flower of
family docs anything toward provid-
ing the daily breaI."
A LECTURER recently said: "In every
position i'll life man must be unhagging
III his duties. Would it do for SWITCH
man on a railroad to be ulhagging in his
duties?"
IN the c.y's park, together,
Jchuuic smith and Sarah Means
Went to spark, and also gather
Daudelions fresh, for greens.
"Glrls are just like green's, said Johnnie
"DOnt on think 50, darling miner"
"So, don't," she answered "Jch-nte,
1outea constant dandy lynn"
--Derrick.
ONE OF the most patient and ..t-na.
tured men III the world is lie - there
be such u man on earth--wh links
that the boy who lives next doo' him
is quiet and good boy.
Do you plAy tho guitar?
No, dontplay tho guitar;
l have catarrh
in my lead but my Astah
VITA the r.d-auburn hair,
She pays the guitar
Qultr la-de-lAh.
Have cigar?
A LADY who had quarreled with her
bald-headed lover said, in dismissin0
him, "What is delightful about you,
my friend, is, that 1 have not the trou-
bic OF sending you back any locks OF
hair"
A YorSd vito demonstrated with her
husband o dissipated spendthritt, for
his conduct. Love" he said, II am
like the prodigal SOU; shall reform by
and-by." ~ will be like the prodigal
son, too" she replied, "for will arise
and go TO my father"
WHFH frepd,hp4 spnsc, nS1l.rSy = u.,rrEstuut,
For none ,au be flGud NJ Is good.
-Cahcyi.c Phihis
CCsThY followers nre not 10 bo hkcd
lest while y man mrketh hts tram lon
ger he makes his wiiios shUrter.--Ba-
cor.
VIZ never have good time bat THAI
we iong l,r better enc, aui Gpnara.ty
spoil tho second il he GuteHp, make
it BITTER tlEM the hr,t.
10 H,or h,.mGs,1urs a.! ~ ,.-
C.ndsnI.yi ai,N 80 lIuM;
, g s.itcr - ~ tsrc'. p.l;.
. euairrIrg hr his osl.
G,~q
Lows iaa s'n,imant 20 ielirGre That a
lover shouj uo,er kuo@ tpat he i
lived, but Ly ,l,inug it.-.Ame. de
Sttoyy.
Tan heroie virtue OF silence quires
for plrcfire Ihe powers Of rip4ning rea-
SOD. i:ra .on touches rs ~ be silent,
the heart teaches u, to ospHdH.
A so1h which produces nothing can
rarely b. f,rnG; ii it is res ciDheilshod
by flowers, fruit OF graio, its sutface is
covered ~ Io'Es and sIwrn-. Thus it
is with man; il he is not virtuous, lie be-
comes iull of yica--B BOuSSuei.
IT WAS IN Eden, and Eve said, Adam
dear, do You never eat AN apple?
"Well, hardly, Eva" was the answer,
and, as Adam laughed nc his own wit,
the serpent winksd with one eye and
said to himself, "All right A man
who will do that is going to ruin fast
enough"
The Buffalo Commercial Advertiser
gives MS the song Of the youthful apple
peddlsr ut tho country railway stations
IN Pennsylvania: apple! Sapple! Sap.
pals? SapDLsl TwO ~ fiyo Nonnia