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Tho LochIel Hnnsn Thief.

ASSOCIATED Press dispatch to the GAzEn
PHILADELPHIA, May 1l.-John Can
alias Davis, who was arrested last nlgh
the Broad street station for rObbng ID
in the Lochiel House at Harrisburg,
arraigned this morning at the CentnaS
and was committed to prison in dtiiuI
81 500 bail for conspiracy to comm
felony; $500 bail for carrying cona
deadly weapons, and s. 800 bail for ID
and battery with intent to Kill Deea
Gray and Huliish and Officer Eslgl
all of whom he fired pistols lina
nothing is known of his anteceiHh
was subsequently removed to thtpiHl
pital. His wounds are not necessary
He had Sl6S dollars secreted on @ ID
and carried valise, containing q nai
burglars tools, which he said bel1sal|
ewes Allen" He is believed tO@
fessional hotel burglar from NN
State, or Canada, and his name Is sd
Cannon, Davis or Carman.
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KEYSTONE TEEToTALERs.

Adopting a Constitution FOrbidding the
Manufacture and Sale Of Liquor.
ASSOCIATED Press dispatch to the Gazette.l
HUNTINGDON, Pa, May 1.-THE second
annual convention of the State Constitution
Amendment Association adjourned last
night. The formula of a constitutional
amendment was agreed upon which shall
forbid the Manufacture and sale Of intoxica-
ting liquors within this Commonwealth,
except for medicinal, mechanical and scien-
tiflc purposes. Action was also taken,
looking to a thorough organization through
out the State in behalf Of this movement.
An able address was delivered by Hon.
Daniel Agnew, ex-Chief Justice of the
State Supreme Court, who reviewed the
entire license system, and pronounced II an
absolute failure in every respect, eiF I
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NEW YORK, 1889.
THE SUN.

I7-TlTTTTT7tT : III TTtT17T
NNtrxr oTTN
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SMYRNA.
Large Land Sales at Good Cash Prices
Personals.

Large Land Sales at Good Cash Prices
Personals.
Especial correspondence of the Gazette
SMYRNA, May 10.-J. G. Brinton is repair
ing for glass front in his stove and tin
store on Commerce street.
e. IL. Beck, one of our real estate agents,
sold on Monday last to N T. Jerman the
Gettysburg farm, belonging to Wood, Bacon
q Co., of Philadelphia, Pa, situated about
five miles from Smyrna, on the road leading
to Taylor's Bridge, containing about 240
acres for $4,000 cash. He also sold the farm
belonging to John Lind, about seven miles
from here, near Blackbird, to Mrs. Frank A.
Riehm, containing 110 acres for $4,000 cash.
William E. Wilson, who met with an
accident few days ago while driving a
steer to the steamboat landing, is still under
medical treatment
Miss Sallie Hill returned to her home
to-day after visit to Baltimore, Md, fol
the past three weeks.
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THE SUSSEX ALMsHoUsE.
The Investigation of Superintendent
StOckIY Falls Flat.

Especial correspondence of the Gazette.
GEORGETOWN, May 11.-Pursuant to
previous public notice through the news
papers of the county the Trustees of the
Poor met at the Almshouse yesterday after
noon to hear any charges of mismanagement
that might be made against Superintendent
stoekly. There was not single charge
preferred Of any kind. Those who have
been most active in circulating reports and
diligent in talking about the matter absented
themselves to a man.
The affairs of the Almshouse are in an
excellent condition in every respect and full
opportunity having been given for a full
investigation it is to be presumed that ali
this misrepresentation will be stopped.
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Mr.. Colton,s suit.

A declaration was filed yesterday in Phila-
delphia by John B. Read, on behalf of
Franklin Cotton of Wilmington, general
manager of the National Dredging Com
pany, in a suit for damages for $4,000
against Floyd N White for alleged libel.
White, it is averred, said in letter to
George W. Pride that in a contract of the
dredging company with the United States
Government Cotton had kept $51 900 as
commissions. A long g-drawn-out litigation
followed, which was based on the contract.
Cotton contends that Floyd's letter reflects
upon his character and has injured him in
his reputation aud business standing.
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LOCAL LACONICs.

The Clayton House has new register, as
well as q new bar.
The big pig arrived by special car this
morning, and Is about the largest ever seen
by us.
About 100 new dwellings are now In the
course erection in this city, and the demand
for labor and material Is increasing. o4H
A Washington dispatch says that William
d. Evans of Delaware died Of paralysis at
Williard's Hotel yesterday. The dispatch is
evidently erroneous, as the deceased is
believed to be merchant Of Pottsville, Pa.
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A Big Fire To-day.

rAssociated Press dispatch to the tiaieI
HASTINGS, ONT, May ll.-A fTs
morning destroyed a large portion Q
business section of this city, The D
buildings include "a number of stoTs
post office, the telegraph office and ths
(newspaper) office; also the new
block known as the Coughlin House
loss is SOC, 900.
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GUITEAU's FORLoRN T0pv
Reed Finishes His Argument and Col,,
Gorkhlll Follows,

f. lAssoelated Press dispatch to the ti,,a,.,
WAsHINaToN, May 1l.-Colopg \
continued his argument in the (iuits,u.
before the Supreme Court in bars
morning. When he had concluded n.
Attorney Corkhill began the Opening \
ment for the prosecution.
Colonel Corl1hill finished his argum,l
12.45 O'Clock and Mr.. Davidgc immais'
began the closing argument for the mn
tion, addressing himself to the ouesip
Jurisdiction. i--
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The Bayard burglary.

Senator Bayard arrived in the city this af
ternoon to ascertain what the thieves. who
had broken into his residence Yesterday
had taken. About the only thinSs
of Importance which he had reported
at police headquarters are a pair of smooth
bore duelling pistols; pair of pistols made
by Tanner, of Hanover, two pair of white
blankets, and about one dozen plated table
and one dozen plated tea spoons.
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netarmIna,l tn nle.

Mary McGee, % years old, who. has ex-
perienced disappointment in love, sprang
from bridge of the Erie railroad, near
Newark, N j., yesterday afternoon into the
Passaic river, distance of about $50 feet.
She was rescued bya boatman. This Is said
to be the fifth attempt at suicide which she
has made within six months.
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THE NEW CHTEF SECRETARY.
.cAvENDrsH's FUNERAL.
The Special Train Leaves with u
Mourners for ChatswOrth.

TIC bpocIbI IrhIn LehNss WITH LHo
MOurners for ChatswOrth.
Especial dispatch to the Gazette.l
LONDON, May 11.-A large and sympa-
thetic crowd gathered at the st. Pancras
railway station to-day to witness the de-
parture of the special train conveying the
mourners to Chatsworth TO attend the
funeral of Lord Frederick Cavendish.
+ Among them were Mr.. Gladstone and his
sons Herbert and William Henry, Lord
Granville and Mr.. Forster.
FIVE THOUSAND TENANTS.
One of the most conspicuous features Of
the funeral was an assemblage of 5000
tenants of the Duke of Devonshire, father
of Lord Frederick Cavendish,
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Evidently one of the Assasslns.

rAssoelated Press dispatch 10 the Gazette.l
LONDON, May 1.-THE man Quail, or
Quin, (there is some doubt as to his correct
namel who was arrested at Preston yester-
day on suspicion of being concerned in the
murder of Lord Cavendish and Mr.. Burke,
has been remanded until Saturday. A
detective states that he thought he could
call evidence which would implicate him in
the crime. s-4
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MONEY FOK EDUCATION.
Proceedings In the House Of Repre.,,
lives This MorninV

tAssoclatcd Press dispatch to the fi.,as,
WASHINGTON, May lI.-In the III
Mr.. sherwin of illinois, from the Comm
on Education and Labor, reported abIl
viding that SIC, ,000,OO shall be appropd
annually in aid and in support Of free
mon schools, which amount shall be al
TONED to the several States and Temg
according to the number of their llIts
population over 10 years Of age. Ry,
cent of the sum may be used for educ,
of teachers in the public schools. The
was ordered printed and recommtted
House then resumed the consideration 4
Geneva Award bill.
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A Prov,dence Fire.

ASSOCIATED Press dispatch to the Gazette
PROVIDENCE, R. l., May 1.-THE saw
mill, stable and dwelling house of John A.
Corey, at Hope Valley, were burned early
this morning. The amount of the loss is
unknown. The property was insured.
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A Siokaninp sight.

ASSOCIATED Press dispatch to tile Gazette.1
EAsToN, Pa, May 11.--Katie Flood, @
years old, was accidentally killed by street
car this forenoon in the presence of her
mother.
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A Blnsnhcmer in Court.

ASSOCIATED Press dispatch to the Gazctte.l
PATERSON. N. j., May 1f.-W. H. Rosen-
strauch Of Newark, was to-day arraigned in
the Court of Quarter Sessions on a charge
of blashphemy. He pleaded not guilty.
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webster'a Aoaden,v. a J

The children's class of Professor Webster
closes on Saturday afternoon next, between
the hours of 8 and o'clock. During the
summer the room will be repaired and kept
for select parties parties, etc. FfFff
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A AMayor,s Houso Rohn.d

tAssOclated Press dispatch to the Gazette
> CoHoRs, N. T., May 1.-THE house of
Mayor Leroy was robbed last night of
valuable diamonds and some money, also
unacceptable paper to a large amount.
There have been no arrests.
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MARRIAGES.

GEARs-W ARREH .-on May 9Th, James G.
Gears and Mnllie V. Warren, at the residence
of the BRIDES parents, near Townsend; both
of New Castle county, Del.
MACKIE-ULBRICK.-O the Sth inst, by the
Rev. 7. B. Duval, MIR. Philip'Makie, OF Phila-
delphia and Mlss Bertha +. Ulbrick, of this
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Pennsylvania Postmnsters.

ASSOCIATED Press dispatch to the Gazette.l
WASHINGTON, May 1.-THE President
sent the following nominations to the Senate
to-day Postmasters-A. s. Silliman, at
Pottsyille, Pa, Lewis c. Smith, Slatington,
Pa
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Religious.

This evening an open prayer and testimony
meeting for all Christians will be held in
the Household of Faith.
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a~t
A Contest Decided.

rAssociated Press dispatch to the Gar''',
WASHINGTON, May 1.-THE h0u%'
mittee on Elections to-day agreed py y '
of 8 against 9 to report to the House 10 laI :,
seating William NJ. Low, the coaIesa y
the case of Low VS.. Wheeler, from lne I
Congressional district of Alabama,
negative votes were cast by Pel'zhOO''
Davis.
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The Weekly Edition

of the Enquirer ought to be in the hands of
every farmer, every mechanic and every
toiler in the land. AS an agricultural paper
full of fresh, valuable and reliable informa-
ton, it will be without rival A corps of
contributors has been retained whose
practical and theoretical knowledge in ALI
branches of good farming is unsurpassed,
We thank our readers for that liberal
support that has enabled us TO print the best
newspaper in the West, and ask a CON.
tinuance of the same and your assistance in
making known the merits of the paper, and
increasing it's field of usefulness.
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T HfRD EDITION
kEPRINTED from YEsTERDA'
THE DUBLIN MURDERS.
Moro Arrests for the Cavendish and Burke
BIurders--Further Clues.


More Arrests for the Cavendlsh and Burke
Murders--Further Clues.
tAssoclated Press dispatch to the GaEette.1
DUBLIN, May II. There have been fur
ther arrests in Drogheda, Longford and
County Meath in connection with the mur-
der of Lord Frederick Cavendish and Mr..
Burke, Three men, who were arrested In
County Meath, have whnt are. supposed to
be blood stains on their clothes. The police
how discredit the statements of the man
who asserted that he had been offered R10O
10 assist in the murder and who was taken
from Haverford- West to Liverpool yesterday
THE MURDEREHs THREATEEIse ofHERs. Z
LONDON, May 11.--It is stated that as
Right Hon. Michael Morris, Lord Chief
Justice Of the Court of Common Pleas, and
Right Hon. Charles Robert Barry, fourth
Justice of the County of the Queens Bench,
were walking III Phoenix Park on Saturday,
few minutes afterthe murders were COM
mitted and before they knew Of them, a
rough-looking man said to the Lord Chief
gustice "The Chief and Under Secretary
have been murdered. You are the next man
spotted"
Justice Morris believed at the time that
the man was lunatio.r He has since been
absent from court, andiit is Thought that he
has gone to England.
THE NEW CHIEF sEeRErAHr.
DUBLIN, May 11.-Dr. Trevelyan, the new
Chief Secretary for Ireland, and Lady
Spencer have arrived here. The former was
warmly cheered by the populace. Lord
Spencer at the last moment decided "a
remain in Ireland instead of attending the
funeral of Lord Frederick Cavendish.
Another arrest has been made at Millstreet
County Cork, on o charge of treason and
The daily gazette., 1882-05-12

In It's columns, the news of the world is
given every day In the year. Its two thous-
and correspondents located in every section
of this country and Europe, are the most
reliable news gathcrers to be had, and the
history of each days events will be faith
fully recorded and presented to the public
through the Enquirer, free from distortion
or prejudice.
The province of newspaper is to record
facts, to separate truth from falsehood. How
well the Enquirer has succeeded in this
duty,we feel pardonable pride in referring
to its files and past record for evidence Of
its ability and thoroughness In presenting
all matters treated upon In their true light.
The people of this age require paper fully
abreast OF the times, coequal in enterprise,
and material advancement In all mercantile
and political interests; such will the
Enquirer continue to be. Candor and fair
ness will be accorded to all questions and
parties, but the facts will never be perverted.
The immediate future has in store matters
of grave interest to all, and the general
welfare will largely depend upon the
influences of those who are fully conversant
with the facts occurring and to occur. The
policy Of the government but partially
developed by the New Administration, was
fast winning the confidence of the people,
when the hand OF the assassin placed control
ofaffairs in charge Of a faction whose leaders
have not at all times received favorable criti-
cisms for their public acts. What the future
policy is to be, will be foreshadowed during
the first year of President Arthur's admins
tration, and presented to the public without
fear or favor, in the columns of the ENQUIRER.
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PERSONAL.

yesterday.
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,ouHe AdtnuEns This Afternoon Until
Monday Next = Deborah Swain Ac-
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Preparing to Send Troops to Egypt.
Associated Press dispatch to the Gazette.l
LONDON, May ia dispatch to the
Times from Constantinople says that
preparations are being made whereby 10000
men, chiefly from Synia, could be speedily
embarked for Egypt.
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Local Quotations.

CoRREoTRD DAILY by WILLIAM LEA & SONS,
BRASDYwINE MILLs-WHEAT FLOUR
FLOUR FER BARL wholesale, retail,
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THE RAILROADS.
A Local Time Table with the Lates
Corrections.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON FOR

TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON FOR
PHILADELPHIA-2.o0# 2.o0#-2234-8.3O-8.5O .5Ot-7.25
-s15-9O0t- 49t-9.54t-lO3O-lf.53 SO a.
m;-l2.0Ot m;-l2.l5-12.38- i.b3-23Ot-4OO-
b17+-b.3Ot-6lO .3S#-T. "a. .30#-g. .55Apm-
NEW York = s-6.aO-7.25-o.A-
n.b3 a. m;-12.3S-1.53-517+- 26 p. IN.
BALTIMORE. .O5#-1. 2#-4.5l+-s.o6G-917a
neutrality-suspicious. .O4s p. m.
WAsHINaToN-l N-l42#-45lM-sO5-el a. m;
1.O0-6.6T-l1.04+ p. IN.
BALTIMORE AND INTERMEDIATE STATIONS
l.0ta-eiT.a. m;-ioO-e00 p. IN.
Trains running both daily and Sunday.
aims unning only on Sunday.
Connect at Gray's Ferry for old depot,
Broad and Washington avenue.
DELAWARE RAILRoAD-e. .OO#-9.10 a. NIL O5
-3.OO"-o.25t p. IN. No Sunday trains.
For New Castle only
For Harrington and intermediate stations.
WMRnNaToN h NORTHERN RAILRoAp-7. 10 A.
mi-3OO-b05 pm. No Sunday trains. b.
DELAWARE WESTERN RAILRoAD-lO.30 a. m;
b.3O p. IN. No Sunday trains.
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SECOND EDITION
wKh SrI
REPRlNTED EROM YESTERDAY
END or THE CRIMINAL WORK.


CouHe AdinnEns This Afternoon Until
Monday Next = Deborah Swain Ac-
quilted.
(Contlnued from first edition.l
The case of the State We. Deborah Swain
colored, was taken up. Deputy Attorney,
Ganerhl Cooper for the State, j. w. Bissell
for the defence.
Mrs. Mary Glenny testified that the prisoner
lived with her as cook for q short time.
When she LEFT the place she left behind an
undergarment and bundle. She afterward
got the undergarInent and Lucinda Frisby,
colored, got the bundle.
Lucinda Frisby testified that Deborah
had room rented of her and took some
articles Of apparel from her. No felonious
intent having been proved the State aban-
doned the case and the jury brought in a
verdict Of "not guilty"
This was the last case on the criminal
docket and court adjourned to meet on
Mondaynext at 10 o'clock. ,-
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roo LATE ron CLI..ASsIFICATION.
IUU LHIE FUH CI1ISSIFICl4TION,
A DJOURNED PUBLIC SALE. gUiG) /,
(0n Installment plan,)
or
20 BTTTTDJNG lots 5tF
so BUILDING LOTS ~

situate in Chrlstiana hundred, one square west Of
Union street, in the city of Wilmington, conn
prising one entire block, bounded by Seventh and
Eighth streets extended and Grant and Bayard
avenues, on THURSDAY, MAY 18th, 1882, at 2
O'Clock, p. M, on the premises. The attention
OF purchasers Is called to these building lots ~,
being well located on high ground and desirable
for dwelling sites. The sale will comwenee Mt 2
O'Clock p. M, and proceed In order of numbering
on the posted plans. An omnibus will leave
Seventh and Market streets At l. 30 p. m.
TERMS OF FSALE.-Twenty per cent. cash as
forfeit money and the balance In eight monthly
payments of 10 per cent. each without interest.
Deed and possession delivered when all Is paid.
settlements In all eases to be made previous 20
the following Thursday, May 25, at l2nOOn.
Failure In this or in meeting monthly payment Is
may void a sale-an option of the seller. Z
DANIEL FARRA,
= Agent to effect sale.
L. W. STIDHAM SON, A1ctioneers,
myf2-l3-I5-H
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wholesale Death by Fire-Danp

tAssoclated Press dispatch to the cal''' sl'r
LONDON, May lis P. m.-il.gjlhJI| in.jhIs
has just been received here Oh n,,,o , ml6l
plosion of fire-damp in the fIuD JUN.
the town of Boshum, WestPna,'~, P.,',
bodies of SO victims of the di'A''
thus far been recovered.
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snspensLon OF CON- OperatlOO'.

tAssoclated Press dispatch to the eAi's ~
PHILADELPHIA, May line qs1.1 qus1ial
redistricting the anthracite coal PlUSI,| |, \
during the remainder OF the mon'n l5 h
consideration and It is undeRs%Sa., ~
three days suspension in each O' w
two weeks will he ordered.
The daily gazette., 1882-05-12
TRAINS sARRIvEArw114MINeToNr

PHILADELPHIA = 25o-1.s2s-447#-7.A5-
S.O2t-9.l2-9.O5-1O.10 O.10t-11. .4g-1l.5S a.m;-l2 50
-1.O7-230t -2.5O-4 4.35-4.55- 54O--5.5S-8,2O
36t-7.55- 9.6O-lO.5s p. IN.
NEW YoRK-1 -1.32s-.47#-s.o2t-9.l2 a, M
l25O-1. 7-465-64s"-1O.58 IS p. IN.
MISUNDERSTANDING 2.13H-9.4o-9.4-1l.43 n.
m;-I@'36-l.50-5.1l .1l"-o.30*-734-g.49H 49H p. IN.
WAsHTNGToN-l.5 .5I#-2l3-1l .43a. m;-I2.30
6.ll+-e.so+-7.24-9.494 p. IN.
" Both daily and Sunday. o..
t On Sunday only.
DELAWARE ERAILRoAD-8.5 800 l5#am;-
-b'O5"-eO5 p. m. No Sunday trains.
From New Castle,nly.
WLMINGToN & NORTHERN RAILRoAp-e4b-
3'45-n.S5 a. mi-e.35 p. IN. No Sunday trains.
DELAWARE WESTERN RAILROADS.&C. 90 a, N; -
2l6 p. m. No Sunday trains II y
TRAINS LEAVE FOR WILMINGTON
PHILADELPHIA New BROAD STREET Drpor-
12.3O*-3.55#-6.3O-7.2 .20#-SO0-S2 2l-s. .35t--lO. ID
-n.O6-l1.50 n. m;-12.23-l. .32t-l 32-3l6-
4.VG4 4.3l- 6:O5- 5.2-5 5.55-6 6.05f f-636 Is. .3SH
BROAD AND WASHINGTON AvENUE-6.3O-s.0 90
-lOI6 a. mi-l.3O-3.lO-4.30-5.15 p. m.
NEW CAsTLE-sS3-1O.OO-lI 40 q. m.-4.40-
$40 p. m.
Daily and Sunday. q
On Sunday only. 'i'4a l-'li't
, ,1S-The black figures denote the Limited
Express trains. ~
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Very Little Loss.

HENRY L. RAYMOND. ALoSao DL"l''
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1882-11-16
&Eathcring OF Rail Road SOntrac-
tOrs to Hid for Our New Road.

A special to the Memphis Ava
lanche, under date Of Nov 81 b, from
Jackson Tennessee, says:
"a large gathering of prominent
railroad contractors and builders,
numbering ninety persons, are here
haihng from nearly every State in the
Union, representing millions Of dot>
lars, are in readiness to bid for the
work to be done on the Cagtop, Abs
erdeen and Nashville railroad.
Among the prominent ones are Gem
eraI Joe Easement of Painesville,
Ohio, with his agent, Col. Bail, and
private secretary, Col. Wilcox. Col.
Beson, of 81. Louis, is also here. The
general Office of the company is
located in tins city. The bids will be
opened Monday"
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1882-11-16
SECOND DISTRICT.
JACKSON, Nov. 8, 1882.

JACKSON, Nov. 8, 1882
Great Indignation is expressed al
reported outrages in the second dis.
trict by United States Marshals and
Supervisors, said to have been incited
to it by Chalmers and his friends.
1t is said that in some instances they
took possession of the polls and
dictated the conduct of the election,
disregarding the authority of the
State election officers, and in one
case seized and carried off a ballot
box before it was counted, and gen.
orally endeavored to awe and intim>
idate with threats of Federal prose-
cutions. Many of these deputy
marshals were imported from the
fourth (Money's) district, from which
the opposition withdrew all of its
available working force and concen :
trated it in the second district.
The inspectors in Marshall county
have thrown out five boxes for irreg>
ularities, and Mannings friends are
hopeful that the official count will
give him a majority
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1882-11-16
SORROWS OF A MsSIEEis.

There were plenty of seats in the car
but MS he walked downt he aisle he looked
sharply to the right and left uutil hc
reached "A pretty girl who was sitting
alone.
"Seat engaged Miss?" he asked with a
| knowing wink
"No no, sir" stammered thesirl, look.
ing around in dismay.
Down he pumped aud orIced himself
tur the Campaign. He was regu Al
passenger, and held his 1tatiun
ticket in his band.
"ohalI [ open----"
/" "Iickets?' roared the conductor, who
had watched him from afr
The regular passenger smiled swretiy
at the pretty girl and pat up his paste.
ooard, utof which two rides Were
promptly uipped.
"rickets,"
Hold ou!'' protested the regular pas
senger; 'von punched tins twlce, This
lady isn't with me.
"Sorry,n replied the conductor, "but
you walked III, sat down and wrut 10 Woll.
III the regular mlrried style. Supposed,
OF course, it WAS vonr wife. Too Gtc.
Take a vacant seat next tiEae. Tickets! -
And the passengers Went to the cou-
ductor and eff red him cigars, and
bought out the train boy for him
tI knew they weren't married 'snid he
"1've seen him before. bat this is the
first time it has cost hlm a,couple of dol,
hrs to play it,"
"Do YOU know who the lady is?'osked
an inquisitive man.
"My, wife, gentlemen" replied the
conductor.