Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-30
PIrH AND POINT.

ALL good clothes GENE high except
ball dresses.
LIFE for the hopeful youth is full OF
tomorrow. The old man who lives on
yesterday has slender diet and little
comfort-N. o. Picayu,ae.
The man who never changes his opin-
yum amt a-going to kno much, and the
one who changes it too often, is a-going
to kno less.-Josh Billings.
"MERcY on me, what are those horri-
BILE sounds upstairs ooh, that's
nothing but dear George; l suppose
he has lost his collar-button again"
Miss L1LL1pHAcE SAYS she uses pow
der merely to take the shine off her
face, but her little brother SAYS she
uses it to take the shine of the other
girls face.
"WHAT can I do for you to indrce YOU
to go to bed now?" asked a mamma of
her 5-year old boy. You can let me
sit up little longer" was the young
ster's response.
IT is an undeniabie fact that nearly
all centenarians are poor and have been
poor all their lives. If you wish to live
to good old age, young man, never
advertise. Star.
A COURIER praising an old lady for
her beauty, she said that beauty was in
compatible with her age, to which the
courtier replied: ave say as beautiful
as an angel, and yet the angels are Of
all creatures the most ancient"
CHARLES LAMB represented the Or
binary church-goer. you don't seem
to be any better for what said to you,"
complained his friend NO." was the
beautiful and charitable reply, 'but the
man who sat next to me must be. be-
cause it all went in one ear and out at
the other"
"You have been up before me half q
dozen times this year" said an Austin
justice, severely, 10 local vagrant
Come, now, Judge, none of that Every
time I've besn here I've seen you here.
You aEs hsrs more than I am. People
who live in glass houses should not
throw stonss."
DocToR TO an acquaintance ''lr.
Jones, I An glad to see Won have re-
covered" Hr. Jones You have
saved nay life; how can thank YOU
sufRGsntly?" Doctor-"I saved your
life? Why I didn't attend you." Mr..
Jone-"Yes; and that is WHY am so
grateful.-Quik.
THEY we're discussing Thackerv's
s'English Humorists Who vas it.
Miss Cutting, that said True wit never
produces SMILE" II really can't tell
you, Mr.. Quotation, but it seems to me
he must have heard good many Of you
college men telling jokes or he'd never
have taken such dismal view of life. {"
Harvard Lampoon.
LITTLE scene at tea table am-
ma. know the brown house You looked
ct is taken!" Mamma-"How do Won
know" Belle-"Because I saw two
bird-cages hanging out" George (six
years old very demurely), cycling his
well-iilled plate complacentiy-%Two
bind cages! Nothing to eat! Nothing
to sleep on! Nothing to sit on! Only
two bird-cages! How deselate!
A REVEREND gentleman in Aberdeen
shire, having been summoned before
the presbytery for tippling, one of his
elders, the constant participation of his
orgies, was summoned to appear as a
witness against him. "Wee1, John" said
member of the reverend court, did
you ever see the accused the worse of
drinks?" "Weel, I wat, no." answered
John; 1--WE mony time seen him the
better OF, but never seen him the waur
ct" "But did you ever see him drunk ?"
THAT'S what I'll never see," replied the
elder, "for lang before he's half sicken-
ened, I'm aye blind fou."
A MAN recently fell down. He was
large individual an took up lots of the
sidewalk, and bystander thought it
the proper time to he funny. "How did
You come to fall 2" he inquired. "On
bit of lemon" "Yes, sir; on bit
of lemon" replied the corpulent one.
"But I see no lemon, replied the funny
man. well, who said you could ?"
savagely roared the corpulent indi-
vidual, as he got up and busted himself
off with his handkerchief. "Can any
one see the lemon in half a dozen cock
tails, say?"
SOMETHING TOO MUCH. @
In Cromwell's time maiden fair
Swung on bell, all tor her lover;
And ever since, nine times year,
The Correspondents" man must hover
Above his scrap book, and take out,
TO print again, unhappy wight, -
just how she said, to save her lout,
The CuTfew must not ring tonight"
I've read, once more, these Herees through,
And though have hearts tina: mellow,
Wiah to RnaCtOns-yes, do
That Cromwell had well hanged the fsIlow?
Louisville Courier Journal -
GOOD MANNERS.
FRUIT is now generally served as
first course at breakfast.
RAaGED-KDGED note-paper, is de
rigeatr for feminine correspondence.
Terra Gotta and brick-red colored pa
pers are also much used.
WHEN dining touch the napkin as
little as possible. -
+ En- is decidedly bad form for the lords
OF creation to have the prefix "Mr." on
their visiting cards.
SoNTr mon Snoak 1ic,,oro r;pr1r IS