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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
KALAHAzoo. MICH. Feb. 2, 1880.

know Hop bi.iers will bear recomenda-
tion honestly, All who use them confer
upon them the highest ecOmiums, and
give them credit for making cures-sll the
proprietors claim for them. ] have kept
them since they were first offered to the
public. They took high rank from
the first, and maintained it. and are more
called for than all others combined. So
long as they keep up their high reputation
for purity and usefulness, l shall continue
to recomend the.n-sOmething have never
before done with other patent medicine.
]. j. BABCOCK, NJ. d.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Sent Rack.

Ellen Pierson, the young girl wsif who
was in this city, last week, and who says
she was Induced To come here by railroad
brakeman FAMED George Sloan, Was sent
back to her folks. at Kansas Ciiv, yes;er-
day morning. The man who was arrested
on Friday afternoon while parading the
streets with her, and who gees by the
oleaginous name OF Grease Hell" John,
was released, he promising TO seek the re-
treat oil some granger's cornfield, where he
will earu living and study the beauties
Of autumnaI tints, huskirg corn.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Out Yesterday.

NJ S. Conner, candidate for sheriff, was
out in a buggy yesterday, shaking hands
with friends, after short illness. He Is
fast Improving. and will soon be himself
again.
Yesterday was twenty-five years since
Mr.. Conner came TO Pettis comfy. He
came from Clark county, Kentucky, 10
SEEK home i'm the far west.
May he live here twenty-five years
longer
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Went His Bond

D. the twenty fifth Of last June . negro
boy sged thirteen, by the name Of Jake
Swinnagsn, bounced rock On the head of
one Stephen Brown, almost cracking the
skull.
The little coon struck out for tall tim
Der and kept dark until Yesterday, when
he put in an appearance on the streets.
He was seeL BY Officer Jim Gsssags asd
prom pity arrested. Constable Barnett then
took him under his wing, BY virtue Of q
state warrant. Yesterday afternoon, Jake's
father went before Squire Fisher and gave
bond in the sum of 500 fer the boys sp-
pearance next Thursday.
Mr.. Sam Highleymsn went on the bond.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Quickly DecidNN.

A couple Of gentlemen living near
Ls.gwssd, named, respectively, Al.
Marshall I'D Jehn Ksarssy, lad di6-
Guilty absut Q line fence. il issIly Ne.
quilted in blsvs. and yesterday they sp-
pssred before Squirs Fisher - psrtiss 10
an assault and battery case.
Col. Snoddy appeared for the defendant
and Mr.. Heard for the state. The case
vas decided before jury which decided
the innocence Of the defendant, john
Kearnsy, in about tive minutes. No
speeches we're made, which was the reason
81 such q quick verdict
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
WHAT
The Paper Published fer the Pee.
pie Now on Earth WollA
Like to Knew.

VIXEN Gii,on wena 70 scissl?
lis jim Finn still lsyisg lev to catch
The Catholic vote!
Why Shade johnson likes - lay side
walk for D. A. Clark?
If jim Pinn Won the vs:ss Of the I've
gentlemen - fed 1T the Garrison house,
yesterday?
Does Mr.. Heard expect to capture the
whisky vote ~ the bos-snforcsDsnt Of Tbs
state law?
Why Judge Tillnstos, psst.Astsr At
Nevada, Me-, quit taking the Nevada
Democrat?
What the Hannibal drummer, vhs
registers % james Thompssr, thinks Of IN
infuriated bridegroom's pistol?
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07

The press interview gushes have had
. gorgeous time during the past week with
Christine Nilsson. Mrs. Langtry, Blanche
Roosevelt and Charles Wyndkam. The
reading portion Of the community has nov
been .uihoritatively informed that Mrs.
Lanetry's dress i. adorned with gold braid,
and that Mr.. Wyndhan ST. AYES regularly.
Other equally important iniornatioo in
regard to similar histriOnic qualities dis
played By these eminent foreign candidates
for Yankee dollars and eush have been
prepared for :he adoratiou OF the cultured
American ladies and gentlemen.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
WYOMING WIND.
Some Breezy Notes From the
Far West-The Experience Of
OF D0seo Correspondent in
That Land.
LAEAMIs, W. T., Nov. I,lSS:

LAHAhIs, W. T., Nov. 1852
IAaTsR EAzoe:-
i take il Tor grsste1 you are aware
that il 10 Cold dAy in Wyoming, vAsa
the Wisd does ast blew at the rate OF frem
thirty TO forty miles A hour.
II order to facilitate tine work Of repair.
isG telegraph li:s', the U.is. Pacific
railway Co. he fuEnished each and every
line rePairsr in lite employ with . call
ear. The sPsed sttainsble With one of
these ears ID alasss incredible. One re-
Pairsr inferos as On his vsr1 Of hossr
that h has ridden ssvesty-fve miles in
oss kssr o. bic car. Yesterday, ere Of the
line repairsrs, assshsr party and nyself,
Prscsred sail car and started east fer q
ride. The sisa vss Up, And feeIisg veil
ssd il vas net losg before ~ rsrs skin
ming ever the rails Of . speed Of sbost
forty miles IN bcar. Whea sbsat fifteen
niles est, and rsnsisg st high rate of
speed, eur vessel struck . ssag which
caused her to fly the track. 9as fairy
fiev down the high sabank asst, jump
. ditch, ras into ssa sailed ever Q pile of
ties asd brought % sssinst . telegraph
pole enc hundred feet away. lonedi.
ately apoa striking said psls, eur ear
came t. sueldsa stop. So aiss did vs. !
vas even 0ore surprised than. lad teen
at the rscslt Ohio state slsction.
Having picked ourselves fr~m est Of The
wreck and indins that ~ we're ssill istsc,
and - brskss bsses o. bruises - report,
Ne Thanked our stars that 'trWas 10 vorss
The car, However, cssld nss be any more
-. Ii 10 dis6gured for life. Should zen,
0r. Editor, sser esns oct this s1y. ysa
vill 6nd the remains Of ear wreck On the
Left bass side Of the read, aSsst ten ain-
uiss after yss have taken glsss Of beer
a. sssraas, Wyoming y. W. :
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07

Moving springs of action are deeply
interiosed with principles subject to GER
tain laws. The nervous man mads his life
blasted. but he can be restored 10 vigorous
health by DIR. Benson's Celery and Chamo-
mile Pills. They are simple, harmless. and
eficacious.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
LAMONTE ITEMS.

p. II. Sangree, of Sedalia, visited this
burg on official business, on Friday last.
j. r. Mcconnell is putting up large
corn-sheller, attaching it to the Lamonte
mills at this place.
Julius Bush and Rev. John West are
spoken of as candidates for justices of the
peace in this township.
The farmers are now very busy gather
ing and delivering their forty cent corn, as
contracted some time ago.
Married, ut the house OF ]. S. Fleming,
near this place. by the Rev. j. j Hill, Mr..
Rogers and Miss Minnie Phillips, of Mont
serrat, johnson county. Also by the Rev.
John Cooley, last Sunday evening, ut the
residence of the brides mother, John w.
Baldwin, Esq, and Miss Emma Dehaven-
all of this county.
"A. J. Hall, candidate for the legisla-
ture, and ]. j. Penquite, for county Judge
Of this district, are electi0neering very en-
erretically to be elected; bat they will b
lett at home to bay and ship grain. The
former "A. j. Hall) can't expect to get any
votes, since he said in speech
1t this place, two years ego, that the dem
ocrsts were as much rebels that day - they
were twenty years ago. This bars that
vote from supporting him.
s.~Figures ere not always facss," but
he iucontrovertible facts concerning Kid
pev.Wort are better than most figures. Fer
instance: "It is curing everybody" writes
. druggist. "Kidney-Wort 10 the mast
>opulsr medicine Ne SELL" It should -
6y right, for no other medicine has such
epeci6c setion on the liver, bowels and
kidneys. Do not fail to try it.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Vondals.

There are some mighty mean and low
lived whelps, whether male or female, who
visit the cemetery and steal flower plants
and pots from the graves. Recently the
grave of Emma Roderick, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Roderiek, has been thus despoil.
ed, and it is . source of grief aid annoy
snce to those who love the one sleeping
beneath the sod. If caught, they should
be severely punished.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Heard is Responsible.

There is an effort started 10 place the
responsibility OF the county bend blunder
elsewhere than ON the shoulders OF g Z.
Heard, the candidate for prosecuting ut.
terney. This cannot cell be, as he Was the
one 10 make the copy, end the last one to
see il before ii went into the hands Of the
printer.
Of course he is ~ blame for the trouble,
and should be hell responsible.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
WEEKLY BAZOO.
:krAii
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9. 1882.
Announcements.

Henry c. Levers, present Incumbent, is
candidate for the Office of Justice Of the
peace, for Sedalia township, 1t the election
70 b held on the 7th day of November,
We are hereby authorised to ansssncs
the nsme Of S. II. Chappell as . candidate
fol- the ef6ce of county surveyor. Elec-
tisn, November z, 1882. I'd.
We are hereby authorized to announce
the name Of r. W. Barnett AZ q candidate
for the Office of constable of Sedalia town.
dip. Election November Z, 1882. I'd
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07

la chronic aissrlsrs resulting fres
fred bad habits Of nisd and body, the
removal of the evil, 70 Be psrnsssnt, asst
nessssarily BE gradual. Although in seae
instances it 10 slew, Browne irsn Bitssrs
are always ssrs aud never fail - restore
perfect health to the pbysisal srgssiEatisa.
IL ID sooplsts strsH&thsosr.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Eminent st. Louis Physicians Say:

"Oolden's Liebig q Liquid Extract
Of Beef and Tonic Invigorator is .
very agreeable article of Diet, and particu-
larry useful when tonics are required, BE-
ing tolerated wheu other forms of animal
food are rejected In Dipt6eria, Agss, Mo-
Iaria, Typhoid Feu~s, and every d<pressisg
disease, 10 xae ri be attained nth great odpo~-
taoe. We have prescribed it with excellent
success" ]. II. Leslie, N. D; G. p. Coop.
NJ. D.; 8. B. Parsons, n. D.; r. A. Vaughn,
N. D.; Drs. 8. L. and J. c. Niedelet; VIM.
Porter, NJ. D.; and many others. Remem.
Der the name, CoLDEN's-tase 10 otk9.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07

MIR. Earnest Sylverton, a rich Wall
street broker, living in HobOken, n. j., sP-
posite New York City, writes: "The ex-
cessive strain of nervous excitement re-
sultinx from stock speculation ard too
high living, made quite an invalid Of ne.
Browns Iron Bitters restored me to per-
feet health and strength"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
Happy Mother Happy Childr OF

68ppy DHOCHel 11dpPy Vuta0' Oh !
Nursing mothers should keep their in
fauts quiet while teething. Both neither
and child should enjoy sweet repose. The
best thing 10 assist bstsre in bringing
.bout :his happy state Of good health, is
Browns Irsn Bit,ers. 1t 10 very soothing
and refreshing in its effect. 4 trial proves
this to be true. Mother and child should
use it freely. Ii you want your children
to he healthy and strong, give them
Browns Iron bittes.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
WANTED PRINTERS.

Two or three good printers can find per-
Asnent employ ment at the BAzoo Office.
Apply at once.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-07
"Buchupaiba.''

Quick. comrle'. crre, a., annoying Kid
pey, bladder and urinary diseases. 81
DruGgists.
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"ROuQh ON Rats

Clears out rats, mice, rosches. flies, ants,
bed bugs, skunks: chipnuuks, gophers- lSe.
Druggists.
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Weather Report.

Corrected daily for the BAzoo by G. g..
Taylor, HoroIogist and Optician, No. 9
Ohio street. for the twenty-four hohrs end
Ing at 8 o'clock p. M, November 4, 1882
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-12-02

2 :: !:
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sion to Society. Dimness Of Vision. Noises in the
Head; the vital fluid passing unobserved in the
urine and many other diseases that lead to insan-
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DIR. MINTIE. who is regular physician grad
uate of the University of Pennsylvania will
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DIR. MINrIE's KIDNEY REMEDY. NEPHRETI-
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1882-12-02
The Great English Remedy

y
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years--such as Loss of
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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-11-24

described his face as handsome, ann II ma.
manly in every lineament With short-peakad
fair, almost golden, whiskers. the clean shaver
chin and well-cut mouth, almost covered bv /.
long silky mustache, indicated great
irmness Of purpose and strength Of
viii. His nose was large, straight
finely nodded, and not too promi-
nent The flexible nostrils dilated in
the excitement of battle or animated dis
course; this and the flashing light of his
bright blue eyes being the only indications of
the volcanic energy of the man. His fore
head was lofty, rounded rather than broad.
and his head, covered with short, silky, golden
hair. of a fine dome shape. On foot his tall
and graceful presence, his free, open, and
courteous manner, riveted attention. One felt
instinctively that he was face to face with a
king among men. He was the best horse
man ever saw bestride thoroughbred, and
his splendid personal bearing at the head of a
column of cavalry or the central figure of a
brilliant staff fully realized ones idea of the
knlghtly character. His mount was a white
or nght gray thoroughbred In a campaign
ne mad always three remounts of these white
chargers, which were bred on his own estate
at SpasskaJe. His attachment to his horses
was as that of an Arab and next 10 crueltv
to men, nothing reused him more than inaf.
tendon or cruelty to his equine favorites.
He admired the English thoroughbred
as the most perfect of the equine spe-
cies, and declared that the best cavalry
horses in the world were a cross between it
and the horse of the Ukraine. From his white
uniform and white charger he received among
his Turkish foes the name of AJAX Pssha.
Wherever the fire was hottest or the combat
most deadly there was the AJAX the White
Pasha, and Skobeleff came to be regarded by
the superstitious Turkish soldiery as a species
of demon with a charmed life This reputa-
ton, by the way, was not confined to the
Turkish army, though with the simple Russian
soldiers his charmed life was believed to be
due to the special interposition of Saint Deme-
trius A Sister of Mercy who was a nurse in
one of the field hospitals in the ravine close to
the Lovacha road at Plevna told me that the
wounded soldier whom she was tending had
solemnly assured her that nothing could hurt
the general The bullet which had shattered
ms arm had, he said first passed clean through
the general but as usual without iniuring him
in the slightest
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-11-24
a Puzzle in Pronunciation.

Even Boston man is puzzled occasionally.
One such writes thus inquiringly to one of
the city journals "Perhaps some of your lit
erary readers can enlighten me on the follow
ing: The proper pronunciation of the name
of Whitder's heroine, Maud Muller When
was little fellow and first came across the
word, pronounced it phonetcally, of course.
Muller. Well, shortly after heard a literary
gentleman-a judge toO-read the poem at an
evening gathering, and Noticed particularly
he pronounced it Muller [ made note of it,
and carried that pronunciation with confidence
high school the teacher informed us
that the proper pronunciation of that
name was Mwe-ler So [ changed
my colors again and sailed under Mweler for
quite WHILE until one day 1 got into CONVEX
sation with young physician, good Ger
man student oh, yes, said he, 8 l can tell
you how to pronounce thatname. Whenever
you see q German word with two dots over
the letter Il, tits always pronounced as if i'm
mediately followed by an +, thus:
Murl-er-Maud Murler' By this time
T. had lost all confidence in everv-
one, and decided to let the young lady
severely alone, but the other day happened
to run across q German fresh from the old
country, and | said: Doyou have any people
over in your land called Muller? Muller?
oh yes, plenty We'll, what do you call
them how do you pronounce it?' Miller
SAID he It's very common name-Miller'
| thanked him and left, and now if there is
another way in which that word can be pro-
nounced | should like to hear it, am hon
estly seeking for information"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-11-24
New York Apartment House.

A New York newspaper says: new
apartment house on the corner of Fifth ave-
nue. and Twenty eighth street will be twelve
stories high. This is four stories above the
average height of these architectural mon
strosities A new feature in these houses is
the restaurant and dining saloon. Family
cooks are thereby dispensed with. The price
Of fashionable apartments has advanced to
$4,000 and $4,000 year. 4 new house of
sixteen feet front in a fashionable quarter now
costs from 5000 to $35, 900. A twenty five
foot house sells in the same quarter for from
1000 to 49, 900. This, be it observed, for
houses not on Fifth, Park or Madison ave-
nues, but on cross streets above Twenty third
street, and between Fourth and Sixth avenues
The elevated roads have added 800, 000, 600 to
the value of real estate in this city, mainly in
the lower and upper wards. The middle dis
trict, through the same agency, will soon be
placed in the same condition with the lower.
In ten years or less "down town" will extend to
Union square, three miles from the battery,
and sup town" to Yonlers.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-11-24
An Analysis of Oscar.

Joseph Howard, Jr, in Chicago News
Oscar Wilde is a sham. The only thing real
about him is his hair Lacking absolutely in
the supreme element of common sense, what
there is good about him is swamped in the
mushiness of his vocabulary and the inordin-
ate self-conceit of his bearing. In the Lotos
club he is a most welcome guest, and that club
has the exclusive honor of entertaining HIM. I
don't want to be misunderstood as having any
feeling against Mr.. Wilde, who is most harm
less person, and, in his career of money
making, traverses in no way the path of any
other human being, bnt with calm stoicism
that absolutely deties criticism turns aside the
shafts that wit and humor thrust at him, and
philosophically pockets the insults as he
pockets the dollars. [ have felt from the first
time I saw him in his unique and extraor-
binary costume, precisely as I felt about Dr.
Mary Walker. If he likes it let him wear it
it does harm to no one and makes living for
him
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-11-24
Novel Indian Wedding.

New York Tribune.
An Indian youth and maiden belonging to
one of the tribes of British Columbia, when
NE Princess Louise arrived in their settle
ment, expressed an ardent desire to be mar
ried in the presence of their @great white
mothers daughter, and the princess cheer
fully acquiesced. The friends of the contract
ing parties were arranged in two long rows
facing each other, the chiefs, the bride and
groom and the nearest relatives occupying a
cross seat at the head Of the two rows The
rather of the bride made an address, in the
course Of which he said that he was giving his
daughter to the young man and that thereafter
she would be che same as dead to him. There
upon large dish was placed upoN the ground,
into which the friends of the groom cast
money to compensate the old man for his loss.
This consolatory offering occupied consider
able time, and when the count was made the
dish was found to contain $400 The cere-
mony ended with a feast
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1882-11-24
some small Things.

New York Sun
William H. Vanderbilt has the least Sosay of
any man on Wall street,
The smallest navy in the world for the
money spent on 1.-THE United States navy.
The mule has the reputation of havinas.the
smallest and daintiest foot for its size Of all
hoofed animals.
Diamond is the smallest movable type in the
world Itoften gets under the finger nails of
compositors.
Watches made as early as 100 were so deli
cately constructed by hand. and so small as to
easily fit on the top of lead pencil.
Bismarck is easily offended. Berlin
butcher named one of his products @The Bis
marck Sausage" and for so small thing was
arrested.
1t is worthy of remark that mosquito has
concealed in its bill six complete surgical in
struments, each so minute as to be indiscerni-
BILE to the naked eye.
General Longer. the editor Of newspaper