The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-03-17
PrrrsrrnLp, Mass. Sept. %, 1878

PITTsFIELD, Mass. Sept. %, 1878.
Slrs-I have taken Hop Bitters and recon-
mend them to others, as found them very
beneficial. Mrs. j. w. FULLER.
Sec Wonaens Christian temperance Union.
At a state ball. Madame follows with her
eyes her daughter, who is dancing with young
"detache" of foreign embassy. The latter
makes his court to mademoiselle, "Your NAM
ma is always on the watch.' Haven't you q
friend who would talk politics to her7 Papa
does that when he wants to send her to sleepI"
French Fun.
Misses White Boots and Slippers at F. W.
Dsarborn's, 381 Congress street.
The truly humane man is the individual
who chloroforms an oyster before opening it
Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
Adm onition! Cure your cough thoroughly
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
In new love story one of the heroes is the
only son of great banker, and the other a
poor plumber. Anybody can see how this story
will end. The girl will, of course, get engaged
to the bankers son. He will build cage for
his birdie and hire the poor plumber to do the
plumbing. When the job is completed, the
bankers son will be a beggar, the plumber
will own the house, and, of course, marry the
philadelphia News
Dr. G. W. Benson, of Baltimore, Nd, pre-
Oh; hat ic fba host fhipn for
skin diseases everknown. 1t cures eczema,
letter, ring-worm and all rough and scaly skin
diseases in the shortest time. Sold by all
druggists at 81 per package.
General Sheridan has fought sixty-four bat
ties, and he never knew what fear was until he
stood on his front door steps and heard the bells
strike two, and realized that he had forgotten
his excuse.-Detroit Free Press.
Bell Boyd, the Confederate spy, who died re-
Gently at Plymouth, Eng, is living at Corsica
na Texas, in easy circumstances. She is also
living in garrett in Baltimore, where she
makes a scanty living by needlework, SO the
papers say. Belle is beating her Confederate
record of being in two places at once.-Texas
Siftings.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
the great medicine for the cure of all female
complaints, is the greatest strengthened of the
back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urinary and
genital organs of man and woman ever known.
Send for circulars to Lydia E. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass
A homely but sensible Philadelphia girl,
who never wore big hat to the theatre, has
been married three times, and on each occasion
married Philadelphia News.
Love Your Neighbor.
When your friend or neighbor is laboring
under bodily affiieton, indigestion, biliousness,
constipation, caused by mpurity of blood, or
disorders of the kidneys or liver, don't fail to
recommend BURDocK BLOOD BITTERs, sure
and safe remedy. Price $1.0O, trial size 10
cents.
Boys Composition on Doing the Menagerie.
The rhinozerus lives in Asher, and you kant
stick pin in i'm, cause his weskit is built OF
stoves. When rhinozerus is gonter be kid
you muz alwaze go up to him from before, so
ez he'll kno somethin' of it, an try an make
place for built to git in. His nose has got
upper teeth that has got no business whar 1t is.
I'd rather be pollywog if l was rhinozerus,
though suppose if L was l wouldn't.
Rheumatism, disordered blood, general de-
bill nd many chronic diseases pronounced
incurabe are often cured by Browns Iron
Bitters.
The Easter egg will soon be laid before us. -
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
When a mans chestnut curls begin to turn
gray, it means that he is fifty years old. But
when they begin to turn black-that meaDs
that he is sixty.-Paris Paper.
DRY HEMLOCk BOARDS
FOR SALE.
500, OOOft. dry Hemlock Boards, Ready
for immediate delivery.
ADDRESS,
B. c. JORDAN, Alfred, Maine.
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