Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-10-12
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GLOBEL FrS.
There Is q wafer famine in Suez
Harvard university has established yeter-
mary departments.
L nc aged and venerable. and noted liii-
giant, Mrs. Myra Clark Gaines, has be-
come an active champion Of woman sui
rage.
A Paris cook has discovered how to
bake ice" When he discovers how "a
boil ice cream without Melting the stuff
he will be ripe enough TO de-
The Portland Argus states that the shin
yards OF that port are overlooking witch
work, and that there is great demand fol
skilled labor in ship building.
There are :. number Of political aspi-
] rants around about at this time, who after
| election. won't care L continental how soon
| that comet strikes the earth. Or suashes
up the sun.
Queen Victoria, to whom Gounod's Ere
| deinption" is dedicated, has accepted
copy, which is spiendidly bound and
printed or large hand made papers direct
! ~ from the plates.
A subscriber writes to an editor in the
west, Il don't want your paper any Ionger.''
10 which the editor replied, Il would nci
make it any longer, even if you did; its
present length just suits mes
In view of the probability that Henry
Ward Beecher will vote the entire Demo
cratic ticket the Cincinnati ENQUIRER adj
vises the Democrats to stand firm. as they
have met and overcome nlisfortunes be-
fore.
The present refined, asthetic mode of
advertising for boa,ders is to invite the
presence OF lew "remunerative guests'
to tarry for longer Or shorter period. To
advertise. 1at-footed, for boarders is decid-
edly vulgar.
Secretary of the Navy Chandler is snend-
ing his time in New Hampshire endeayor-
ing to build senatorial fences, but his sal
airy as secretary goes ON all the same.
Here is another sample of stalwart .scivi!
service reform"
A national subscription is about to be
opened in Portugal and Brazil for the pur
pose OF erecting a monument to Pedro Al
varez Cahral, the discoverer of Brazil in
the year 1900, and who now lies buried at
Santarem, in Portugal.
Spinks went home the other NIGHT af
hcted with double vision. He sat for
some time with his sleepy gaze riveted OF
Mrs. s., and then complacentIy remarked.
We'll, 1 declare. T You two gals don't look
'noogh like to be twins.''
1t is said that President Arthur. abort
whose heart sensational report was sent
forth, has been greatly benefited by his
late visit to Widow Victoria's realm.
Significant isn't il? Alexandria Bay is
great healer of susceptible widowers!
England has blind postmaster-ee neral.
who fills the post with remarkable and I'M
precedented success. Ths country had q
blind postnaster-general during the hey
day OF the star route gaag, but nobody
ever accused his administration OF success.
The New Hampshire supreme court has
rnied that whenever adultery shall have
been cause for a successful divorce suit il
shall be the duty Of the court officers tn
crimlnaily prosecute the offending parties. |
1t Is hoped that the officers will do their |
iuty
Secretary Folger does not resign. nor
Toes he return TO Washington, but contin.
les, serenely, 20 draw his salary, while run
ing for governor Of New York. This is
mother salient sample of civil service re-
orm,' as interpreted by Republican sa-
-ons.
IhIs slang does raise TIE very mischief.
' hen handsome young wife went to
ardware store 10 get one Of those wooden
ontrivances to mash potatoes, and said
l want a masher," every man in the shop,
rom the boss to the ofice-boy started to <
ait on her. Is
MIR. Robert Browning and his sister have
cen staying at the village of st. Pierre.
Ugh up among the peaks of the Vosges.
nder the shadow of the monastery of the {
rand Chartreuse. Thence they go to I
and then to Italy, TO spend a
onth at Ischia.
A marble cenotaph, with inscription and
'rtrait-bust. has just been placed in Dumb
rmline abbey, as Il memorial of Lady | 8
1arlotte Locker, sister of the late earl of t
gin and wife OF Mr.. Frederick Locker.
e poet. 1t was executed by NJ ISIS Mary 8
rant Of London. /.
Roscoe Conkiino was suggested as a can !,
late for congresslnan-;tt-ia large in place q
NJ. Hepburn, declined. Tie Half C