Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-08-31

"Can l oons N - ask suna
LADY yesterday q che opened hedoi
OF the editorial room.
suppose you can" replied he
morse reporter. unless yoa have
euddenly stricken with PARALYSIS.
first.
Encouraged by this kindls ersesin. the
young lady entered the room and Sc ted
herself.
~ want some advice. - she said, but
l hardly know and here the Young
lady blushed violently and began re-
garding the door with great attention.
It's about getting married. isn't it -
asked the morse reporter.
Yes sir, replied the girl.
l thought Sd. The hesitatinc. don't
know whether ! had er-buy-cara-
mels-Or ice-cream .with-my-money look
on your countenance told me that al
once. What is the difficulty in your
oaseF.
"Well," said she, Il am engaged to a
young man.
Il supposed It was q man. said the
horse reporter. 'Go ahead"
And he says" she continued. that
We ought to be married right away. DO
You think June il q good month for
weddings?'
There is no doubt about juno being
the boss month to get married in,r said
the h0rse reporter. "In June every-
thing looks pretty smooth. The frs:
blossoms Of the early sunmer-beauti-
full harbingers Of the wealth of bud aud
bloom that ia to come-are trembling
on their stalks; the birds are singing as
II IN very Rlee from every branch and
bouRh; the perfect light of the tur-
quOise tinted sky il reflected from an
air that ID as pure and balmy as the
breath of perfumed hour from Circas
STA; while the newly plowed fields fresh
kissed by the dews of heaven and
warmed by the kindly rays of the sun,
are holding within the bosom of the
earth the many seeds that ere another
month shall have come and gone will
spring up to life and light, growing
stronger and more perfect with each
gladstone day, until in autumn, when
the leaves touched by the blighting
breath of the first frost, are transformed
into all the varied hues that tell so elo-
quently the story of natures wOndrOus
handiwOrk, and the very earth shall
laugh in the golden glory Of an abund-
ant harvest. What time than this can
be more fit for young hearts to plight
willing tr0th-hearts strong in a love
that never know surCease or change, that
shall be more steadfast and trusting
with every hour, until when the autumn
OF life Is reached the strong willful pas
sion of youth becomes a ripened, tender,
holy affection that is beautiful beyond
compare. 1t is when the tresses that
once were brown are flecked with gray,
when the cheeks once peachy and dim
pied are marked by the burrows that
grief and care have made; when the eyes
that III the days agOne sparkled with |
such witchlng merriment are dull and
lusterless; it Is then that the love of a
trul happy married life should be |
crowned with the halo Of II truly tran |
quill existence that knows no sorrow or
care. Yes, my bonny lass, you should
get married in June, sweet June, month |
OF roses and race meetings. Go to him |
who has won your young love, and say |
to him that the glad fruition Of his |
hopes has come at last. Seek with him !
some ivy-crOwned chapel, and there,
amid the solemn hush that 80 well be-
fits the occasion. let q mitred bishop |
make you one"
Thanks" said the young lady. |
"GoOd day."
$50 long" replied tho horse reporter. |
Az the girl departed man entered |
the room. II am thinking of taking q |
fishing trip" he said, land wanted to |
know in what month suckers bite the
June promptly replied the horse
reporter.