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Fa,aI AccIdont at Laurel,

Especial dispatch to the Gazette
LAUREL, DEL, Nov. 7.-Winder Locates,
a deaf mute, was run over and instantly
killed nv No. II train to-day.
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RIG GIsTEIps NOTICES.
pEGIsTER's ORDER.
REGISTERS OFFICE.

REGISTERS OFFICE.
New Castle Co., Del October -. 1882.
Upon the application of Harry Nj. Cantwcll,
Adm mlnistratcr of Maria l.. Smith, late of Red Lion
hundred, in said county deceased, Il Is ordered
and directed by the Register that the Administra-
tor aforesaid give notice OF granting of letters
OF Administration upon the estate OF the deceased
with the date of granting thereof, by causing
Advertisements to be posted within forty days
from the date of such letters In six OF the most
public places OF the county Of New Castle,
requiring all persons having demands against
the estate to present the same, abide by an act
OF Assembly In such case made and provided /;
and also cause the same TO he inserted within tha
'Oame period In tne DAILY GAZETTE, a
newspaper published In Wilmington, and TO be
continued therein three weeks, (e. q. d.
49, Given under the hand and seal ofofiice
H.. 3 fof the Reg ster aforesaid atW llinlngton
t~~>n New Casne county aforesaid, the
5. G. BIGGs Register.
NOTICE.
All persons having claims against the estate of
the deceased must present the same duly attested
20 the Administrator, on or before October y, A.
d., 1888, or abide the act of Assembly in such
'"'' ''"'' anu HXRRY NJ. CANfwELL.
Administrator.
Address: No. an East Sixth street, Whining
ton, Del. oct23-mwf-5w
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Now honest Job has got his ship
Which he gave" to his parry,
And Burglar Dicks returned the glft
Without his thanks, ''me hearty"
THAT proud bird, :" too. has been laid by,
The sail to II was fateful
The crews returned with watery eye
And declare the trip most hateful.
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Cars shipped.

Yesterday jackson g. Sharp shipped six
first-cIass passenger cars for the Philadei-
phia, New York and Buffalo railroad. BOW
ers, Dure q Co. shipped y trucks ior inc
New York and Western road
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wILMINGToN, DEL, TUEsDAY, fSovENBER Z, 1852

tion TO the Democrats,i in two others, the First
and Fifth, Regular Republicans are running,
with no chance save Democratic apathy,
which is rapidly disappearing under general
Democratic rallies and the appointment Of
Federal supervisors. In the remaining two
districts, the Seventh and Ninth, FELTON, and
Speer Independently are opposing Clements
and Chandler. These contests are very
close and the result doubtful, but the
chances favor the Regulars. The outlook is
that Georgia will elect ten Democratic Con-
gressmen.
THE ILLINOIS OUTLOOK.
CHICAGO, Nov. 6.--There is no candidate
for governor in Illinois this year. A treas
urer and State superintendent of inspectors
are to be voted for. The Republican State
ticket will probably be elected by 10000
to 5000 majority. The lower house of the
Legislature will be about evenly divided,
but the Republicans will have q majority
on joint ballot with the hold-over Senators.
The indications are that the Republicans
will lose three Congressman and gain one,
net loss of two.
LITTLE INTEREST IN MISSISSIPPI.
JACKSON, MISS, Nov. 6.-The election
tomorrow seems to excite but little interest
here.
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DEGIsTER's ORDER.

REGISTERS OFFICE.
New Castle Co., Del, October ~, 1892
Upon the application Of Charles Freeman,
Executor of John Dowden. late of Whining
ton hundred, In said county, deceased, IL Is or
dercd and directed by the Re gister that the Adj
ministrator aforesaid give notice OF granting of
letters Testamentary upon the estate OF the
deceased, with the date Of granting thereof by
ausng advertisements to be posted within forty
DAYS from the date of such letters, in six of the
most public places of the county OF New Castle,
reauirlng alf persons having demands against the
estate TO present The same or abide by an act OF
Assembly in sucn case made and provided. And
also the same to he inserted within the same
period In the DAILY GAZETTE, news
paper published In Wilmington. ana to be con
tinucd therein three weeks, te. o. d.
49, Given under the hand aud seal of office
IL. S. }ofthe Register aforesaid. at Wilmington,
t1~,~ Yin New Castle County, aforesaid, the day
5. {. BIGGs, Register.
NOTICE.
All persons having claims, against the estate OF
the deceased, must present the same duly attestcd
to the Executor, on or before October NTH,
1881 or abide the act Of Assembly In such case
made and provided. CHARI. ES FREEMAN,
Executor.
Address, ThuriSw, PA. est2i-tts. sw-
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LOCAL LACONICS.

The work on the Baltimore & Ohio tele.
graph line is progressing rapidly.
The funerals of John Anderson and
George L. Kohlerman took place yesterday,
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A POLITICAL PARADE.

The "New Constitution" Converted Into
Hen ROost and Carted About the City
"A Foriorn Graft and the Owners Sup
Piled with Crow.
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PETER J. FORD.

,VllE.-l, DENNIS w. MAGUIRE,
/, I'M the within mentioned premises,
"4IiAhrr with au act OF Assembly In such
h, N I1ah aIl provided. do hereby give notice
n \ 1ai 1ai apply In writing to the honorable,
Y @ 1lltft 't NE Court Of General Sessions of the
n ~ dHl Delivery of the State OF Delaware,
4 ..11I, +,, ia Nrw Castle county, on Monday the
~! ~ November next, 4. d., lss2, being
\ =, I = l ul SAID court, for license to keep an
.,.s ~ fh, ~ No. l0i East Water street,
"h A. lhc Malta House,. In
\, ,3elll /, M ward OF the city of Wilmington, Del,
,,"@l intoxicating liquors In less quantities
! e5l 4llfl, To he drunk on the premises, and
~ i.t!ti4AS respectable citizens, residents Of
N, '4'i' recommend the said application, to
IN M 4tn,telt, thas. j.. Sparks,
I'M bai n'hghrfty, Michael Kenny,
api5ah Patrick Plunkeit,
n y. Gibson, SAINTS Wirkcrshnn.
N i, ii,t'iteF iF Frank X. =. Davis,
Isahtii iI,i, John Higgins.
L M bt.9i ni'Irh"lr, Terrence Caryin,
II" b"%Stas' Iohn NJ. Legg,
iarhall' Charles Weyl,
d., pi5.',i, Geo. ii. Burroughs,
n, F'g,iiN''l Henry Rlouth,
hta, A. W. Willis,
DENNIS w. MAGUIRE.
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NOTICES,

NOIlCE.--THE COUNTY TAX col.
I.ECroRs GIVE notice thai thew viii ho -,
lne,r @ oilce to receive taxes from 10 10 n A. m
ana from : to I p. IN. only. ''
g; u. D. BEDFORD. e
noya-n WIN. KYNE,
-12eS-zL Collectors
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TRYING TO CARRY KENT
HARRINGTON USING ALL HIS
MONEY THERE.
UssEXsELLERs FINDNo MARKET
How the Election is Progressing In tho
City TO-day--A Rain Falling hut a
Heavy Vote Being POlled.
Especial dispatch to the Gazette.

GEORGETOWN, DEL, Nov. 7.-All the
Republican money is being concentrated in
Kent county, and it is stated here that none
of any account is to be used in Sussex. Ad-
vices from all over this county show that
there is very little money in the hands of
Harrington's workers. A dispatch from
Kent states that the Republicans there have
plenty of money. The impression is that
this is the vindication Dick Harrington
wants.
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The Solicitor ofthe Treasury has decided
against any compromise in the tobacco case
Of the United States against Rothschilds &
Co., of Detroit, involving SIS, 900.
May Booth, colored, aged IA, will be
hanged at Surrey Court House, Va, on the
18th inst, for the murder OF Mrs, Harriet
C. Gray and Travis Joncs several months
ago.
In Philadelphia, for the week ending No.
vember 4th, there were 35S deaths, as COM
pared with 81 for the previous week, and
S2+ for the corresponding week of the
previous year.
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DANCING.
DROF. A. s. WEBSTER'S
sell &c Il
Dancing Academy,
MASONIC TEMPLE,
Fourth Floor,)
Wilmington, Del.
1SS2--SEASON OF--18S3

COMMENCING MONDAY, SEPT. II.
GENrLEMEN's CLASS Monday and Thurs
day evenings. from $ to 10 O'Clock MONDAY sep
teInber H. lSSe
LADIES AND CIIILDREN'5 CLASS-Thurs-
day and Saturday afternoons. commencing sat
urday, September 16. thursdays from 10 Pc
m. saturdays from to 4 p. M
LADIES, CLASS-Wcdnesday evening from 7
TO o o o'clOck, commencing on "Wednesday, sep
tember20.
All the latest and most fashionable dances
,aupbt Including the Lawn Tennis l,ancers,
Nav Racouet Ouadrille, Glide, side Giidc, Five
step Newport and all Society Waltles
snerialty: taught either privately or IN s ciassea;
Also new Minuet specially adapted to ehiluren
as parlor dance.
CHOICE OF DAYS.
Schools. seminaries or private classes III IN, tne
civ ar out of town should confer win Inc rs sooh
ma nrac tica BILE for choice of days.
During the summer the Academy rooms nave We
been handsomely decorated and reniied anu M ~ NJ
now I'm splendid condition. They VIII nereaiiactt iut
he used exclusively for class purposes an" 'o'e''
parties.
For terms, circular, etc. apply at
u. j.. ROBELEN'S,
No. 10 Market street,
or by mail to
A. S. WEBSTER,
Masonic Temple, wilmington Dell
au03i-tf-50
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For SALE.
100 Acres of Standing Timber.

Chiefly YELLOW PINE and MAPLE
within one mile of railroad and three miles Of
ws,el, and adjacent 10 other large aud fine tracts
the market. For particulars us 10 location price
terms, ETC., address, P''
sept22-d, w&@-lf GAZETTE OFFICE
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Funeral of Henry Mullln.

The funeral of Henry Mullin, smothered
at LEAFS mills on Saturday, took place this
morning, the cortege leaving his late resi-
dence ut o'clock for st. Patricks Church,
on King street, where services were held.
The mills where the deceased was employed
shut down at 8 O'Clock to remain
closed until /, to allow the employees an op-
nortunity to attend the funeral.
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Before the Mayor.

Reuben Reynolds was held by the Mayor
last night in the sum of $500 to answer the
charge of carrying a concealed deadly
weapon and threatening to kill. John j..
Smith. for being exceedingly drunk, was
fined ST. Three men were committed for
vaerancy and one man pleaded guilty and
paid the costs of an assault and battery. the
plaintiff being willing. The charge against
Bush Sanderson was dismissed, the evidence
not warranting him being adjudged guilty.
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A Very BAD Boy.

boy who gave his name as John John.
son was arrested last evening for stealing a
bottle of medicine from the stand of a
street fakir, at Fourth and Market streets.
He was caught in the act and when taken
before the Mayor was'insolent and loud
mouthed. He refused to make any state
ment or question the witnesses, and with
great difficulty was kept quiet His whole
manner indicated the germ of very bad
man, and His Honor put him under 500 to
appear at court.
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HHLP WANTED.


w AMTED:-A GOOD JOURNEYMAN
w TINSMITI. steady work. AnnIy 70
NIL MlLLiAMsS HOPKINS, No. OO7 west Front
s~. oct23-l2t
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FOR SIZE.

EoR SALE.-AN ENTIRE SQUARE 1875
close TO line of Bait. Il Ohio II. r., accessible 10
morse no cars and with good natural sewerage. Can
ne hhu on easy terms and n real bargain ifnpplieu
~ promptly hoN1-4t HEALD K 90,
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EOR SALE.-A NEW FIRST-CLASS 13
IL Roomed house, corner Sixth and French; has
five bay windows and all modern improvements (;
Well and all waste water underdrancd to sewer,
Terms easy, Also other houses, price from e. 80
to q, OD. Chance for good investment. Apply,
to u. 4 g. TINDAL, T01 French street o. og-im
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I0TICE-I PETER J. FORD, RESIDENT
0F THE Third ward, and owner OF the
pas ,iusld on the n. y. corner Front and
Ia.hlRroB streets, In the First ward. of the city
Wilmington New Citstlc co., state OF Delaware,
caRpl.hgf with an Act of Assembly In such
made and pfHyded. do hereby give notice
~ ,liA spply IN writing To the honorable,
I Lalge Of he Court Of General SesslOna OF
i Pcare snl Jail Delivery Of the State OF Della
tig IN sni for New Castle County, on Monday,
:fl DAY VI November next, A. d., 1882. being
lhl day Of ,iid court. for a license to Keep an
~ nyrn at said house, for the
lleTeln of intoxicating liquors In less
inllilf' man one quart, to he drunk on the
4l't' aud the following respectable citizens,
!gllspis1l'l district, recommend the said ap-
nion "a wit:
/. Br Z, Jas. Christy.
gus eaftr'. Harry Christy,
,sh Seiallnn Chas. Rcsag,
z Achfnii. Geo. III. MARBLE,
7; Graham, James llarkins.
IN A,llN e. y. Kentman.
FiNnan,h's B McCafferty,
u Y y slanis' Aug. Blcrman,
~ I. lhhehfatl, j. Cannon.
|. ptkiA'giL 1hOs. Russell,
y hug Aug. BlctH,
n PmiNfr laniel McKurker,
n.!, \. 9,otlh John Penncll,
-NNa PETER J. FORD.
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DRY GOODS.
----e-=--z---->-------
OrR RsTocK
OF
PUSHES,
EElNETS
and NELVETEENS
and AELVETEENS

l 4qile complete and includes
''-'f especially good bargains.
N ,p9nS the rest our 26-inch
ls's. Dla1k Velveteens at 81 per
.',. ''ta is meeting with a very
satisfactory sale. We also
4. tpaed on Monday a line of
,S r. newest and most desirable
|n,9 IlSe's in Gimps and Braids in
~. y%'A and colors for Dress
,,a,. ,~,..lmlngs, and invite the at
ma'' r''pn OF the ladies (whether
,na',l r~sllas'rs Or not) to an in
''''l0n of their good qualities.
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MONEY IN KENT.
Especial dlspatel, to the Gazette. ]

Especial dispatch to the Gazcttc.l
Dover, Del, Nov. THE Republicans
here seem to have plenty of money. This is
particularly the case in Milford, Mispillion,
Murderkill and Little Creek.
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THE OUTLOOK IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
GEORGIA SOLID, As USUAL.

ATLANTA, GA, Nov. 6.-The Democratic
majority of 62,000, by which Stephens car
ried the State month ago, will probably
be maintained in the Congressional elections.
Georgia gains one Congressman, who Is to be
elected at large, and will be certainly Demo
cratic. In five districts there lie no opposi-
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A heavy northeast gale ragged yesterday
off the Massachu. etts coast,
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INTIMIDATION AT THE POLLS.

Thomas +. Sattcrfeld, salesman in E. G.
Chalfant's shoe store, was arrested this
morning, at Second and Tatnall streets,
while voting, by Deputy Marshal Jacobs
He was accused by the deputy
for voting under the assumed name of Block
inston. After taking him several squares
away he was released. Mr.. Satterfield is a
well-known young man, and this intimida-
tion is direct insult to him and the Amer
can citizens. Proceedings against the deputy
marshal will at once be instituted.
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NEW HAMPSHIRE VERY CLOSE.

MANCHESTER, N H., Nov. 6.--No aecur-
ate poll of the State has been made by
either. party and it Is therefore difficult TO
predict the result with any accuracy. The
Republican disaffection is said to be large,
but It is an unknown quantity. The proba-
bilties incline to the election of Edgerly, the
Democratic candidate for Governor by q
majority not exceeding 1900, with the re-
mainder of the State ticket Republican.
There seems to be little doubt thSt Rspubli-
cans will be elected to Congress from both
districts by small though safe majorities.
The Legislature will probably be close,
owing to the feeling as to Senatorial candi-
dates.
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THE "suS" CLAIMS 1000 FOR CLEVELAND
(The Sun Ind,

NEW YORK, Nov. GIVE think that
Cleveland, the Democratic nominee for
Governor, will have 10000 majority or
more; that Is per cent. OF the Republican
voters will stay at home; that the Demo-
Gratis will gain two or three Congressman in
the State, and that they will elect enough
Assemblymen to make the Assembly Demo-
Edison, the United Democratic candidate
for Mayor, will be elected, and that there
will be much scratching aud cutting of the
other local candidates
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REPEATERs IN TOWN.

The fact that the Republicans are deter
mined to cast many illegal votes to-day, is
shown by much proof. This morning 25
negroes from rural districts in Maryland
came up on the Delaware train. There
were also four or five from Mt Plasant, two
or three from the State road and three from
New Castle. All these men had tickets for
Wilmington, but they got off ut Delaware
junction and walked into the city as if to
avoid publicity. These men will be closely
watched to-day.
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REPEATERs COMING.

A dispatch from Townsend at noon to-day
states that party OF negroes left that place
on the late train last night for this city, and
are supposed to be Republican repeaters.
The Penn's Grove record., 1882-12-23

There Is no reason Why farmers
should not be the kindest and most cul
tivatod of men. There lie nothing in
blowing fields to make men cross, cruel
and Grabbed. To look upon the sunay
slopes covered does not tend to make
men unjust. Whoever labors for the
happiness of those he loves, elevates
himself, no matter whether he works
ia the dark and dreary shops, or in the
perfumed fields. To work for others
isin reality. the only way in which a
man car work for himself. Seiislmess
is ignorance. S~pecnlators cannot make
unless somebody Loses. In the realm
of speculation, every success has at
least enc victim. The harvest reaped
by the farmer benefits all and injures
none. For him to succeed it is not
necessary that s0me u should fail.
The samefs true of all producers, and
Of all laborers. Leanimagine no con
ditian that carries with it ssch q prom
Use ofjey as flat Of the farmer in the
early winter. He mas his c.a.ar filled,
he has made every preparation for the
day Of SHOWS and s.orm, he looks for
ward to three months of ease and rest;
to three months of Preside eontelk;
three months with wife and children;
three months of long, delightful even
ings; three menths of home; three
months of solid comfort.
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Its exposures OF Humbugs, a most val
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LOCAL ITEMS.
II. II. DEGRoFF~,

II. II. DEGROFF-,
Auctioneer.
Terms Reasonable.
Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Swearing off time approaches.
A swell-dish-the plum pudding.
Been skatiHg yeti
Staying is predicted for to morrow.
The year 1882 is getting very short.
1t has oaly 5 days more to exist
Its last Month goes out with five
sundays
Sausage is plesty and II is said dogs
are growing scarce.
Come. now, George, what are yen going
to buy your girl fox Christmas.
The ice vaults of several of our citizens
were filled ia the first part of the week
with ice averaging five inches thick.
Oak street has been treated to a Goa
OF oyster shoes
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Did you hear Ralph Bingham9 IT was
o rich treat.
The Christmas sntertaiRunent of Sun
day school Mol, was held last sight 1t
VAS m enjoyable affair.
Ofcourae you are gooing to the Hall
tonight TO the Christmas trse. Every
bodg will be stheree.
Acton Post, No. s3. G. A. R., held IL cir
an open camp fire on Tuesday evening
The surrounding Posts were expected
10 be present but for some reason failed
to put lie an appearance, only four visit
ing -aomrads bring present. However the
arder of Acton bays was not dampened,
and with the friends who had been invi
ted from among our citizens enjoyed a
very pleasant time in partaktng Of the
repsst furnished and in making speeches.
The skaters fan has been spoiled by
the rain and the average boy is therefore
y HAPPY again.
We desire to receive correspondence
on all subjects of interest to our readers
Give usnews and facts, condensed to
the point.
Three funerSls during thespsst week;
Mrs. Fawcet, Samuel Dougherty and Mrs.
Amaada Carpenter.
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A HEAT LITTLE Trick.

Darling, she said, encircling his neck
With a pair of plump arms, Spring Is
hare and | want a new bonnet uuu1'er
.h,v had. New bonnet, replied the brute
blank the boraet ne spring forgery
th;s wear. I'm expecting a heavy BILL
on aecount of the b~illionsness OF the'c
- children. You'll have to do without
: new bonnet But, swecty, l cured
u.ud and Nellie with two boxes Oh
S,.ayu.s Pills; now a 4 h1ve the bon
net. oh, yoa tricky little wne' Oh 'o"''
you can-
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A SHORT STOP.
E.E.Bright,

A promising youth Of about i've summers,
being about to retire for the evening, was
asked by his mother to neei BY her side
and repeat the Lords prayer. The little
shap, whose mind was evidently intent on
the beauties Of the national game, having
reached the middle Of the peysr. paused.
looked into his mothers face and exclaimed
"Billy Brown Is a boss shortstcR :
and proceeded with his devotions as u
nothing unusual had tranzpired Boston
Post