Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-07-27

from q bad attack Of toothache when he
wrote the slash that for the time has di.
verted to the Independents the ridicule
SO lately excited by the maunderings of
Cameron and Beaver.
TOWER fingers in the snug berth of the
supervising steamboat inspector in Now
York while Frelinghuysen is having the
too Of his number nine clad with copper.
The result is only matter of time.
REFRAIN of Guardian Daily, tho Butter
cup of the Philadelphia almshouse:
20, bitter is my cup,
How ever could do It.
mixed those children up.
And not o creature knew it."
IT is said that Don Cameron was asked
for the loan of the sticking plaster which
he has been using for some time past by
the advice OF his friends. He suspected
that it was wanted for tho loquacious
chairman of the Independent committee
and SO he discreetly declined ro part with
it.
THERE is something wrong in an eleemo-
synary system that in one place permits
a poor deranged human being to suffer
and die from neglect and possibly abuse,
and in another encourages and abets de-
liberate schemes to palm off upon unsus.
pecting husbands the waits of the aims
house as their own offspring. Reform is
necessary.
OK our first page to-day will be found
some timely hints for tho scOrching hot
weather, and their perusal will repay
people who are forced to remain ut their
desks or workbenches as we'll as the small
minority who are enabled to indulge in
the luxury of summer leisure. The great
mass of the people belong to the stay-at-
home brigade, and the article which we
print has an especial value to them.
IT is customarily solemn contemporary
which notes that they don't seem to be at
all conscious of the hugo joke in it, but
they have y balloon down at Cape May
which they call the " Captive Congress-" J"
1t is great gas bag, fully inflated, and
although it is allowed to 60 up ut inter.
walls, it is tied fast and can't got away
just in all respects like the "Captise Con
gress " in Washington.
AN accident insurance association in
New York prints realistic illustration of
an excursion steamboat explosion, in order
to invite public attention to tho benefits to
be obtained from insuring in the company.
Probably the enterprising advertisers
didn't stop to reflect that the IS moral -
most likely to be drawn from such q
ghastly picture would be ''Don't Co." Or
do they mean to say that policy in their
company is sure preventive against the
boiler bursting?
AMONG some characteristic traits noted
by the Baltimore Suns observant cores
pondent at Cape May is that which moves
many people at the most expensive hotels,
who, at home are glad enough to got a
fragrant meal, to turn up their noses at a
bill of fare embracing all the luxuries OF
the season, simply because the menu is not
changed every day in the week, and to
complain all tho while that there is $50
much sameness" in the elegantly served
table. Quite in the same line is the free
dom with which young men accustomed to
patronize beer saloons and the free lunch
route all the year round, order up the finest
mixed drinks and champagnes in the luxu-
rious saloons at tho seashore, and order
their wine at dinner with complete Ath9
froid. Many there are-and who shall say
the same spirit does not animate all p
who, when they arrive, 60 to first-class
hotel and register in order to have their
names appear as stopping at the house,
and then 60 to cheap rate cottage for the
remainder of their stay. The great Ameri.
can people are going the whole length OF
the string, end don't propose to have the
fact overlooked.