The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-09-02
SIDE DISHES.

Chic: Justice I,art"i q: Mar. land
IS seriously Ill.
A fasliien note says there is y tcu-
dcncy to drop ovcSsfirts. This i>aV-
ra'ling.
An editor, married only week
ago yesterday printed a fierce article
against 'ls,ssislM.'
Nantucket has y girl pilot only scv-
entcen years old. Knows all the
buoys in the sound, you can bet.
a California papcr thinks it j. um-
grateful for girls to commit suicide, 1t
costs 80 much to mise them. Ho.:"n
Transcript.
Julia Ward Howe says women d.
not fall in love any more. Preha,,s
not, hut they continue to have all the
symptOnss.
Lay"i,"T: The "knit.goo,ls duty
Of which all the Papers are talking.
; Is to wear well: l'ut they seldom, II
ever, do It.
; Next We shall have coat tail li,rta-
ton code. Having the coat.tail cow
cred with mud will mean: II don't
like her father"
Mrs. I>0n Cameron. Wl,t,st. i,talti.
Is much improved, will spend the re-
mainsler Of the summer ut tho Green.
hrier White Sulphur Springs.
The sweet girl graduate now di-
viales her time between the picnic
and the hammock, while her mother
plays solo on the washb0artl.
A singular individual has started a
queer sort Of Il restaurant Oh Eighth
street. He aslvertises ''la,!:es' ers.-
tunes for dinner and breakf f:,st.''
It has I,ccu mngailantly sail that
the telephone docs what society rules
have always bccn unequal to-
cs',,:lels women who It's" il (" talk
one ut y time.
Princess Beatrice now manages tn"
royal establishment ut the palaces.
: and will not marry anybody. Next
thing you knaw thst woman will liiy
Il cat.
4 girl WHO sets ore to inm,:. uf.,,..-
ful IN i l,a,nmH.k has as m,i..l, work
On hand ~ the man who tries to l'";;
langui.l. with u saw-!og fni.nw;n:;
him down hill.
\ I'ittSl,urS preacher c-;iila.:,e,i :,
cr,siuct Sr.N,l,d it, the lack yar'l of
his churcl, and charged PERSONS n"t
connected will the society 81 for the
privilege Of playin;! on the grounds.
Hans Eon Bullow the riasi-t. is
going to marry u woman named Ma
ria Amelia Katharine Jo=apha >;cl,al,-
zcr. When she adds Won Hu'low
she will have real SEVEN, octave
name.
('alinu's wi!r g'.'> out |" work. The
other day rs she repr.uc;,esl him for
getting up sd late, lac replied: "Ah.
madam, sleep very. slowly, and l
need IN c"i:s'' ',ncrc,' D.u'.li more r.
pose than y.'i.'
F'Oys a serted the other evening
that he knew woman VIII,
never appended a p..tscrip to a lester.
Everybody was aStonisl,esi until ',c :
informed the company that the We.
man didn't know how to write.
4 desperate man in Bloomington,
Ill.,, a.lvcvtises for IA cook. good or
had. Will, or without recommendations.
to ren,ai:i for life or only a few
n,cnths.' lie further comedies that
1.-THE family will he 'l0cilc and oi,c,li-
cnt."
She was Cleveland lady, anl she
stood watching y boat loaded with
ice. "NVhat is that boat loaded vi H."
"Icc," was the reply. ''Oh. ny:"'
she exclaimed in 0lrprise. II: the
horr:d thing should melt. the water
would sink the boat.
Two Rochester nlaitlens, enjoying
Silver lake. tclegrapl,ed their father:
"Conle and bring Bess.' lie came
and with him several kegs of pale
Bohemia lager. The telegram read
'.beer" instead 0f Bess. The mistake
was taken in of cOune.
Corded silk Is fast replacing satin.
One Of the most successful toilets ut
. Newport dinner party was Write
corded silk trimmed with Spanish
lace and worn with dark red silk .lip.
pes. long red gloves, rcd moirc fan ;
and Jac1uemtnot roses.