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The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

Tie overflow # he Nissis ipp; Is cans-
ing grsat loss OF. property. Basi.ess a
St Roilis, esp. 2, # lie railroads, has
essa .srssiIs as - -, Sc get ciir supply
OF paper from ST Louis, and IT, detcn-
ton of freight trains has delayed this issue
of THE PATRON three DAYS
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

PRESIDENT ARTHUR, on the 2fth,
nominated Roscoe Conking, of New York,
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court OF
the United States; A. a. Sargent, of Cali
fornia, Minister to Germany; Waiter II.
johnson, Collector of internal Revenue,
Second District OF Georgia.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

Col. S. Is. HALABIRD is to take
charge of the QnartermasterG Generals Of
fee in Washington.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

According to an article by Prof.
Bruniati in 'the Arcnioviodi Stats
tics, sthe Jewish population of the
world numbers about 1000, 900 per-
sons, of whom over 100000 are in
Europe. The Jewish population is
largest where it : treated with Sc
verify.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04
HINTS AND HELPS
Profit and Pleasure in
THE CIR ANGIE

Topics for Discussion and Pro-
granan1eS for Meetings.
Arranged for the Purpose of Assisting the Of
icers aud Members of the Subordinate Oranges
TO Secure Profit and Pleasure in the Grange.
6 cents each, or soc. per dor.
Erery Grange an the Country should
be supplied ,citk these Books.
Sent by mail post paid on receipt of price.
ES~ Address all orders to
II. Il. SMITH,
Secretary Ohio Stase Grange,
Ovens Station, Marion county, Ohio.
Money Orders should be drawn payable at
NJ triou. Ohio.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

PRESIDENT ARTHUR had thirty-seven
guests at his first state dinner. The White
House was radiant with flowers.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

GENERAL RUoHER, recently appointed
Quartermaster of the United states Army,
has been placed on the retired list and GEN
era Rufus ingalls, appon ed to the vacancy.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

A COMMITTEE appointed by Exon
federate soldiers residing in Cincinnati and
vicinity called on Mrs. Garfield, at Cleye-
land, on Washington's Birthday, bearing a
memorial tribute to James A. Garfield, in
the form of eulogistic and sympathetic reso-
buttons engrossed on parchment and framed
in vari- colored Tennessee marble, highly
polished, cut from single block, two feet
square, with the United States coat-of- arms
in Mexican onyx inlaid at each corner
Major c. A. Withers, formerly Adjufant-
General of Gen. J. FL. Morgan's staff, said: :
"It is with mingled feelings of qualification
and regret that l have the honor, madam, of
presenting to you this memorial of the ex-
Confederate soldiers of Cincinnati. 1t is
gratifying that we can truthfully and feel
mgly unite our voices in commendation OF
the lamented dead with those of the many
thousands of a common people. The occa-
sion which called for such sentiments i
painful in its recollections, and as fully de-
plOred by the people of the South as by
those of any other section. The unanimity
with which these resolutions were passed
and the expressions conveyed therein speak
more than any words of mine, AID you can
rest assured, madam, that in them is voiced
the tribute of all old soldiers of the South to
the sterling worth OF the late President
Mrs. Garfield with great effort repress ed her
emotion and briefly expressed her gratitude,
while the aged mother of the late President
wept violently.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

Mr. Editor: Painters are now buying
the Patrons 'Ingersoll Liquid Rubber
Paint" and are much pleased both as to
its cost and its perfect adaptability to all
kinds of work. believe it will be univer-
sallv used. Any ordinary person though
not painter can apply it. 1t works easy,
and does not leave brush marks.
Respectfully, n. ID. WETMoRE.
sE See advertisement.-ED.
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TOPICS OLE THE DAY,


GEN. GRANT is :, visit the White
House as guest of the President.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

BRADLAuGH has been expelled from
the House of Commons by an overwhelming
vote.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

came before the House committee on the
cath, and the seat was declared vacant.
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GEAD ECHOEs
III IN THE GRANGE.
THE
New Grange Song Book

Fifth Edition.,
Published By the ohio StdteGraRge
Containing 66 large pages and IS Songs. Elk
aotly adapted for Public and Priv ate
Grange Meetings, Picnics, Festivals,
Grange Concerts, &c
Strongly Bound i'm Boards.
Ses-.six Pages of Music added Feb. L, 1882.
This is unqusstiOnably the best Grange
Song Back that has ever been issued, and hss
met the unqualified endorsement Of the Grange
in all portions of the United States The first
four editions were taken up almost as soon as
issued.
Price. per d0Aen.............nS2 90.
Single Copies. .......-... 25c.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

When Mr.. Beaumer, of ST. Louis,
aged thirty, had fairly married a widow
aged forty-two, he suddenly realized
that her daughter of sixteen was a
beautiful girl, and sorrowed that he
had not married her instead. He took
the matter much TO heart, and, finding
his love for the pretty girl growing at
the rate of compound interest, hung
himself as the only way he could reeti-
fy the error Detroit Free Press.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

In recent report to Congress the
Secretary of the Interior says there are no
lands in Indian Territory open to settlement
or entry, the tracts to which the Govern
ment holds title being reserved by treaty
stipulations. proposition that the GRIM
NAL laws of The United States be extended
over their lands has been made to the Indian
delegations now in Washington, and will
evidently meet their approval.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

WATMoUGH and Stevenson, whose
nominations for Paymastor-General and
Pay Director in the Navy were reported adj
versely by the Senate Naval Committee, are
bringing to bear strong special and personal
influence upon Senators for the purpose Of
reversing the committees recommendation.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04
IN TEXAS.
WORTHY MASTER A. j. ROSE

WILL MEET THE ORANGES AT THE FOLLOWING rla
AND PLACES: lines
piaceso the
Red River county, March6 T. c Holt Walker Citation
Bowie county March Tisdale, Daby Springs
March E EilnssSoJth
Hopkins county 13 II. c. Dial, Sulphur SPRING. +
Hunt ounty March and 8.
Rains couny Mach ! b. Thomas, Emory
Wood count archI7
zandtc county, March is and Asa Williams, Canton
Kaufman county. March, u. 3. Gillespie, Former.
Mesquite Dallas county, March w b. Johnson, Mesquite
county. March2 John NJ Carson. Red Oak.
Navarr county. T. A Prtchard, Argus.
Freeeone county March 7th. F. B Odom, Fairfield.
Ilueto counts March John Rosco, Thornton
Robertson county, March II. BOLTON.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

THE State of Pennsylvania claims
from the Standard Oil Company no less than
IS, IA. 900 for taxes, interest, and penalties,
ana suit has been instituted at Harrisburg.
The company's counsel admits that its diyi-
dends for seven years were over $40, 200, 900,
and that its assets aggregate $50, 100000.
The question is whether the State has power
TO tax the entire capital stock of All inter-
Staie corporation.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

The 4meracan Register says that a
libellous Austrian journalist was lately
actually made TO eat his own words, be-
ing threatened with hanging unless he
devoured his paper.
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04
e'OttOu.

March I.-Middling, at New York,
II II-I6; Now Orleans. II15; Mobile,
II58; Galveston, 1I1s; Savannah, III.
1857 1901
Total receipts........ 1909 ,466 4. 5SS, o26
Total stock ........... I,3o3,7I7 I,I45, o36
Decrease in receipts 5S4,5e
The patron of husbandry. (Columbus, Miss.) 1875-1883, 1882-03-04

"A chiropodist SAYS he has removed
corns from the crowned heads OF Europe.
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30 not be long coming. send your sub
sfiptions to T. i Carver as heretofore.
IAII orders and communications intend
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sa lfallIs axe vefAtl

3e added brokerage, exchange, wasS
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for ST I<a,a,s 1aaazst. laaua6axlrneae1 49,
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Rsssats Orders for RSTekGes - Sale q
Books and BO1lds at NeS YOrb
Gssd San EroSSiSeoS
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Transact q General Baking
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Oaren&I Attention GtVea to ia Sells y
klrus ard Bullion. We OoISe5t Con-
agaRSASs, GEGroRteetHH GSs
RIeASSt AGSSS5 R5eSs.

oUIJocsSs.ss NadS sgitA Ro~Pt RSts~Aa
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SAYS and sells Dxshsnzs o. New Ysra. So
Franeisoo. ohisSSO, Sc. Lsail. OtsAAf
Loodsn and D9iasipal oontlnsntnl oislss
, 1882-05-12
Liszt ~ Rome.

The grand piano was open behind
him, but we were not to hear it, he sci.
dom touches it now, althounh last yeal
he played a good deal Of Chopin to me
at the Villa D'Este. | told him of the
piano recital mania in London last sea-
son. He said of Rubenstein, she is
the king of all pianists now before the
public, he must carry all before him.
and of Sophie Menter, whom he had
specially charged me to hear, "No wo-
man can touch her-in every style she
is superb" He said he was at work
upon orchestral composition, which he
intimated the public did not always care
about; and | spoke OF our painter, Watts
who now delights to paint for himself,
and often declares that his fayorite con-
ceptions are those least understood by
the public. "Ahr said Lizst; but
here is an artist, turning to a stranger
present, "who paints for the public and
is appreciated" it was his graceful way
of turning the talk off himself; and then
he went on to speak of that eccen-
trio Belgian artist, Writ, whom he had
known. The Wirtz gallery at Brussels
is very famous now, though Liszt seemed
to fancy Writ was still little known.
"His creations were strange and fantas-
tic, he was voted mad, and the critics
abused and laughed at him. remem-
Der he had great studio, and at one end
kind of pulpit; he used to get up in it
and preach against the critics and society
and declaim about all sorts of things"
Liszt told a good anecdote about him.
He used to send these odd pictures to
the Salon year after year, which were
always returned; the judges would have
nothing to say to him. Well, he hap
penedsto become possessed of veritable
Rubens, and the malicious idea occurred
to put his own name to it, and send it
up to the SOlon. The judges, taking it
for more Writ rubbish, sent it back
Poor Writ you can imagine that he
went up in his pulpit next time with a
good text m / said to him later, 80
you will not come to EuglandY'' Il
have travelled so much; I have gone
about the world till / am tired | change
residences, as it is. three times a year:
Pesth, Weimar, Rome, and ii l went
about more | could not get through the
work which have set myself to do. The
first time was in England | was taken
there by Count Esterhazy; you know he
was great friend of George ", ;he took
me down to Windsor. 1 saw George w..
there-it was in 1S24-and l played to
him; was about twelve years old. |
remember the King; he was fine, pom
pous sort of person. Haweis, in Bel
grave,
, 1882-05-12

brought him the oranges. But he didn't
burst into tears. He threw the paper
across the table, and said;
Whats this, Mrs. White? Have you
been running me into debt, after what l
told you this morning."
And mother said I'm sure l don't
know what You mean, dear" Then she
read the letter. and called MS naughty
children, and chow dare you go and
have sound teeth out without my con-
sent?'
And father said that, "What we had
done was catamount to robbery; going
and getting him into debt of our own ac-
cord; and You may go to your rooms and
think about it till your mother and l
come"
We've been in our rooms ever since,
ana both father and mother said they
We're under the n cessity Of -
Well, Johnny says a switch is the
worst, but he doesn't know anything
about slipper, Anyhow, it's over for
this time Ada Neyl, in St. Nicholas
for May.
, 1882-05-12
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
An obsequious man-An undertaken

An obSequlous man-An undertaken
The bump of destructiyeuess--A rail
road collision.
Dogs are great humori5ts for they
always have II waggish tale.
\ blacksmith is seldom arrested fol
forgery, though he lives by it.
A wit being asked, on the failure of
bank, Were you not upset?' replied;
No, | only lost my balance.
If brovity is the soul of wit, what
vast amount Of fun there is in the pre-.
vailing style of swell young mems coats.
An eminent historian traces base ball
back TO the time when Rebecca went
down to the well and caught Isaac.
"What is the National Fishery Ques.
tion?' pompously exclaimed an operator,
and squeaking voice iL the audience
responded, Its have you got bite?"
OF a miserly man who died of soften.
ing of the brain, local paper says:
His head gave way but his hand never
did. His brain softened, but his heart
couldn't"
1t is not easy to be widow; one must
reassure all the modesty of grlhood,
without being allowed TO feign it's igno-
rance.
Congress has bill to punish persons
who use profane language in any post
office. If the postmaster is any sort of a
man he will step out on the street to be
talked to.
A friend of ours objected to his physi-
clans prescription, to run down the
street every day, on the ground that it
was an excellent street, and he didn't
wish to injure its reputation.
The BARRIERS children are little shavers;
the upholsterer's are little tackers; the
butchers are young lambs; the carpen-
ter's are chips from the old block, and
the angry mans little pets.
Women of the world never use harsh
expressions when condemning their
rivals, Like the savage, they hurl
elegant arrows, ornamented with feath-
ers of purple and azure, but poisoned
points.
There was a social gathering at the Nc
Spilkins' mansion the other night, and
Mrs. McSpilkins asked Gus de Smith
what he thought of the occupation of
Tuuis, Whats he getting a month";"
asked Gus.
, 1882-05-12
Phrases About Women.

Wrinkles disfgure woman less than
ill-nature.
Woman is an idol that man worships,
until he throws 1t down.
Women love always; when earth
slips from them, they take refuge in
heaven.
The whisper of beautiful woman can
be heard further than the loudest call Of
duay.
There is no torture that n woman
would not suffer to enhance her beauty.
- Malherbe.
Before promising woman TO love
only her. one should have seen them all -,
or should see only her. A. Dupuy.
We meet in society many beautiful and
attractive women whom we think wouid
make most excellent wives for our
friends.
We censure the inconsistency of
women when we are the victims; we find
it charming when we are the Objects
l.. Desnoyers.
The highest mark of esteem woman
can give man is to ask his Friendships
and the most signal proof of her indiifel-
ence is to offer him hers.
At twenty, man is less Il lover of
woman than of women; he is more
in love with the sex than with the
individual, however charming she may
be- Retif lie la Bletonne.
Woman among the savages is beast
of burden; in Asia she is piece of fur
niture; in Europe she is spoiled child.
II Senac de Mellhan.
, 1882-05-12
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, 1882-05-12

SMALLEST LOCOMOTIVE IN THE WORLD.
Henry Case of Jamestown, has con.
structed perfect locomotive that is the
smallest of any in the world. He has
spent the best part Of eight years in its
construction. 1t measures in length
eight inches and half; with tender
twelve inches; its height, three and a
half inches. The pumps throw one drop
of water per stroke. The engine has
5S5 screws to hold its parts together. 1t
weighs one and half pounds; with
tender, two pounds three and half
ounces.
, 1882-05-12

rNI n Great chance 20 make money Those who
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want many men, women, boys and girls to work for
rs right M their localities. Any can do the
work properly from the first start The business will
pay more than ton times ordinary wages. Expensive
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STINSON & CO., Portland, Maine
, 1882-05-12

How TO MEASURE AN ACRE Few
farmers know the size of their fields, or
how many acres they contain, though it
is desirable at all times, and sometimes
necessary that they should. An exchange
referring to this matter says: A measur-
ing cord snould be part of the furniture
on the farm. To make one, procure 81
feet of strong rope, one inch round;
make loop or fasten ring on bar at
each end, and make these precisely 66
feet apart. This is four rods. One acre
Of ground will be piece Of four of these
cords (chains) longand two and one-half
wide, equal to sixteen by ten rods, max
ing 100 square rods to one acre. The
advantage Of the ring or loop is that one
person alone can measure alone by driy-
ing stake in the ground to hold the
rope while he stretches it out. The
rope should be soaked in tar and dried,
which will prevent it from shrinking
when wet.
, 1882-05-12

OFFICE-ln Ven BokkelrnS building, corner
Adams snd Washington streets, opposite court
house.
Port Townsend, wsshbpg'on Territory
, 1882-05-12

The leading Scientists OF TODAY agree that mos.
diseases are caused 10y dlsOrdered Kidneys or Liver
II, therefore, the Kidneys and Liver are kept In per.
feet order perfect health will he the result This truth
has only been known short time and for yesrs peo.
pie suffered great agony without beng able to find re.
lief The discovery Of Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
cure marks a new era Ia the treatment OF these
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II IL an excellent and safe remedy for females dur.
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Asa Blood Purifier 1t Is unequaled, for II cures the
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at saved my llfe"-E. b. I.akely, Selma, Ala.
II ia he remedy that will cure the many diseases
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, 1882-05-12

A great many better things can te said
o tiremen than Of higher men.
, 1882-05-12

Special attention siv,n 10 no ing Marine Pro-
tests Nsrine surveys an all matters pertaining to
ma, iime law.
, 1882-05-12
JAMES G. SWAN,
Attorney at Law Proctor in Admiralty and
Notary Public.

U. :. COMMISSIONER THIRD JUDICIAL DIS
TRICT, ARLINGTON TERRITORY
Weekly Phoenix herald. [volume] (Phoenix, Maricopa County, Ariz. Territory [Ariz.]) 1882-1896, 1882-12-08
Decay of the Beautiful
IN. Y. Tribunal


Poor Oscar Wild has at last become
utterlp commonplace. It was the
thing he most abhorred when he first
arrived, and no man strove so hard
to be always original and interesting
as this lank and long haired English
aesthetic. The novelty has worn off,
however, and the apostle of the beau
tiful pronounced the most wearisome
bore in New York. This is saying a
great deal. 1t surprised me that he
retained his popularity so long, for a
more IepulSIve man has seldom Wis
tied us. He is gully of all sorts of
petty meannesses; such as perpetu-
ally begging cigarettes from ac-
quaintances and never offering any
himself; eating dinners with indie
fatigable industry at other peoples
expense; sneaking out of paying cab
fares, and working" his friends
shamelessly for whatever he can get
out of them. He lives in cheap
apartments in Irving place, and
affects sheer OF contempt for all
things American. STILL he does net
go away, but remains and lives On
US. Public feeling for him has
changed somewhat. When he land
ed here last New Years day there
was a general feeling that he was a
young man with an idea, and that he
ought to have fair play. He has had
fair play, and has proved himself an
egotis!ical charlatan, bumptious
braggart and tenacious bore.
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Samaritan Neryine

Cures Alcoholism. Drunkenness and the
habit of opium Eat ng. These degrading
habits are by far the worst evils that have
ever befallen suffering humanity. Thou
sands do annually from these noxious
drugs. The drunkard drinks liquor, not
because he likes it, but for the pleasure OF
drinking and Treating his friends, little
thinksng that he is on his way to ruin.
Like the Opium Eater, he nrst uses the
drug in small quantities as harmless an
tidote. TIE soothing influence of the drug
takee strong hold upon its victim, leading
him on to his own destruction. The hab-
it's of Opium Eating aud Liquor Drinking
are precisely what eating is to alimentiye-
ness, as over-eating first infames the
stomach, which redoubles its cravings M
il it par alyzes both stomach and appetite
So every drink of liquor or dose of opium
instead of satisfying. only adds TO it's ferc,
fires, until IL consumes the vital force and
then itself. Like the gluttonous tapeworm
it cries "Givei give, give," but never
enough until its own rapac-ty devorrs
itself. Samaritan Nervine gives instant
relief in all such cases. 1t produces sleep,
euiets the nerves, builds up the nervous
system and restores body and mind to 2
healthy condition.