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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
stark Comfy Bar Association.

A meeting of the members of the bar
of Stark county was held in the grand
jury room of the court house Monday
afternoon to confer regarding the or
ganizatiOn of Stark County Bar AssO-
citation. Judge elect Pease, of Massil-
Ion, was chairman, and F. E. Case, ESQ.,
of Canton, secretary. Thirty-One at
torneys were present. After deciding
that such an organization would be one
of profit and mutual interest to its mem
pare constitution and bylaws was ap-
pointed: r. H. FOlger, Esq, MassillOn
chairman; r. w. McCaughey, ESQ.,, Mas
sillon; Joseph Frease, Esq, William R
Day, ESQ.,, Geo. L. Baldwin, Esq, Can,
ton; David FOrding, Esq, James Am.
norman, ESQ.,, Alliance. The meeting
adjourned to meet for permanent organ
iZatiOn Saturday, February 11th.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
The Water Works Pamphlet.

In the Repository of the goth inst. ap-
peared an article under the head of
"Smart Alecks," In which the reader
was led to believe that the City Council
had awarded the contract for printing
the report of the committee, appointed
to investigate the water works books, to
the Stark County DEMOCRAT at figure
which cost the city $22 more than the
Repository had bid to do the work. This
is palpable mis-statement, as the
written bids of both offices on file with
the City Clerk will show. t. W. SaxtOn
81 Co. bid to print the report at the rate
of SO per page, adding that no close
calculation had been made as to how
large a pamphlet it would make, but
that in their estimation it would go in
from twenty-eight to thirty-six pages,
(not thirty pages as stated in their
arttcle.) In our bid it was stated that
the report would occupy from fifty to
sixty-fOuT pages and that we would
print it for $1.75 per page. How correct
our calculation was, is shown by the
pamphlet itself, which made sixty-three
pages, Just one less than our outside
estimate. At the contract price Of SITE
per page we received SHOPS for the job
The outside estimate of the Repository
was thirty-siX pages, but the pamphlet
mede siXty-three instead of thirty-sil
pages, and would have made equally a!
much had it been set up in the RepOsi
tory or any other office, so that, had tn
Repository done the work it would haY
cost the city, at their rate of SO per page
$1S9, or $3.50 more than we received
This statement of the facts will speal
for itself.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
CITY COUNCIL.
sidetraoks to the Car Works and Paper Mil
--Other Matters

--Other Matters.
Council met Monday evening pursuant
to adjournment; all present except POy-
ser. Minutes of last meeting read and
approved.
Bachert, Silk & Co., prOprietOrs of the
Paper Mill, asked permission to lay a
sidetrack from the Valley Railway on
Chestnut street, along Navarro street, to
their mill. Referred to Committee on
Streets and Alleys.
Committee on Streets and Alleys
recommended that the Canton Car Works
Company be allowed to lay a sidetrack
from the Pittsburgh, Ft. Wayne & Chi
cagO railroad over Poplar street to their
works, provided the track be laid in con-
fOrmity with the grade of the street.
Adopted.
An ordinance Opave part of the south
side of West Eighth street was read the
third time and passed; ordinances ac-
cepting HOusePs second addition and
providing for jurors in the Mayors court
were read the second time.
Plat of John +. Kitzmiller's addition
was referred to Committee on Streets
and Alleys.
Street Commissioner was instructed
to repair the plank-walk on the north
side of West Tuscarawas street and to
report what had been done with lot of
bricks, left on North Poplar street, in
front of Mr.. Cox's residence, belonging
to Mr. POntius, of Louisville.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Within the past five years the growth
in our population has taken different
turn. Before then Canton grew by
upon outlying lots. Since then this has
to a great extent ceased, and the city is
being built within itself. Side streets,
alleys, empty lots between residences
and half-lOts have rapidly filled with
houses and occupants, so that the num-
ber of people to the square mile in Can
ton has been almost doubled within the
past FIVE or ten years. This is the main
reason why Canton must soon protect
herself with a sewerage system. The
preliminary steps have been taken by
the appointment of a sewer commission
by the council.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

A pleasant reunion took place at the
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Harter,
near New Berlin, in this county, on the
11th inst. 1t was the occasion of the
marriage of 3heir son, John ]. Harter
to Miss Laura HOman, at 0rrville the
day before. Some forty visitors, rela-
tiVes and friends, greeted them at the
family residence and grand, good time
prominently connected with the Atchi-
son, Topeka 90 Santa Fe railway. The
happy couple left on Monday, and after
a stop of few days at OrrviIle, will
proceed to Topeka, their future home
May unallOyed happiness attend then
through long and prosperous life.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
A CARD.

To my friends, old patrons and the
public generally; After having had
considerable experience with the tickle
dame, Fortune, and the different vicissi-
tudes of life, again resume my old
business, and near my old stand. north
east side of the public square. Twill be
ever ready to meet and greet my old and
new patrons cordially, and can assure
all that they may rely upon securing
anything in the line of choice, staple or
fancy family groceries, canned goods,
fruits, meats, produce, &c, fresh and
pure, at the most reasonable rates. 10
my farmer friends wish to say that you
can always find cash, or barter market
for your produce at all times, and am
pie accommodations for the rest and
convenience of your wives and children
while awaiting the filling of orders.
Hoping that the public will give me a
fair share of their patronage and en-
couragement, and guaranteeing satis-
faction in regard to quality, quantity,
price and prompt delivery of goods,
am, Respectfully, ~ rr-
GEORGE FESSLER,
33tf Successor to VIM. F. Schario,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
An excellent opportunity is offered to

An excellent opportunity is offered to
a wide-awake business man, to purchase
Good stable attached. This establish
ment has been known as the Rochester
House." situated at Navarro, Stark
county, o. The property occupies two
full lots, and as the railroad facilities
are increasing, purchaser can shortly
double his Investment. Good reasons
given for selling. For terms, &C., call
on or address Orlando Smith, Canton,
o.. or G. G. Kashner, Farmers Hotel,
Canton. O. 43-gm
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

On the first page of this issue will be
found an interesting article to smokers.
concerning the transmission of small
pOX by cigars manufactured in New
York tenement houses by workmen suf-
fering with the disease. Smokers can
not be too careful as to what kind of
cigars they smoke. To insure them
selves against danger they should al
ways smoke homemade cigars, manu-
factured in clean, well-kept factories,
by cleanly wOrkmen.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
DOUBLE WEDDING.
A Brilliant Matrimonial Event in Sugar
creek Township.

CTeeh AOWnsnlps
A few days ago your correspondent
received an invitation to be present at a
double wedding on January 10th, 1882,
at the residence of our old friend David
Teeple, of Sugarcreek township, Stark
county. As the contracting parties were
our esteemed young friends Charles Ru-
dOlph and Mary S. Teeple, and Henry A.
CTistman and Amanda A. Teeple, we felt
a strong inclination to be present, and
Thursday morning found us with our
better half on the road leading to Chest
nut Ridge. Arrived at the home of
friend Dave we fOund an array of bug
gies that would have done credit to a
small camp-meeting, and on entering
the cOmmOdiOus dwelling we found it
filled with joyous company of every
age from boys and misses in their teens
to the venerable gray boards. At p. III.
the company, or as many of them as
could find standing room filed into the
parlOr, and were soon greeted by the
appearance of the brides, bridegrOOms
and attendants. The ceremony was per-
formed by Rev. j. G.. Gillian, of Mt. Eaton,
in an impressive manner. Then fol-
lowed the usual congratulations on the
part of the relatives and friends, after
which, in platOOns of twenty-eight, the
crowd adjourned to the dining room to
enjoy one of the finest dinners which ii
ever has been our good fortune to par
take. A long list of valuable presents
were received by both couples. Before
leaving we sympathized with Dave in
regard to losing two children from the
circle in one day. He replied in {
mOurnful tone that it would no dOub
be rather lonely, as he only had thiTteeI
children left at home now, five boys anC
EIGHT girls. S.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
UncaIIed-For Letters.

The following letters remain uncalled
for in the Canton POstOffice: Allen
Cyrus Mrs; Alver, JnO. NJ; Bess, VIM. f.
Becher, William; ByeTly, Vim. H. (2)i
Berger, Phillip; Brady, o. c.; Brill, John
~; Brown, JnO. s.; BOTtneT, Joseph;
Burns, f. f.; Berger, Elizabeth; Betz,
Eldie; Bentley, Chas. E.; BOst, Anthony;
Combs, Mrs. Ann; CrOmlan, j.; COnlan,
Martain; Gail, r. j.; Daebley, Susana
DOrmOy, Louis; Dive, Lizzie; FarT,
Ernast; Graves, G.. L.; Heremer, VIM;
Miss Mary E.; HassleT, Miss Lucy (2);
Hearman, Miss Mary E.; Hiner, Jane;
Horst, JnO. NJ; Heckerman, James;
Harttes, j.; HarbargeT, Geo.; Harrington,
Miss Emma; HOlwick, Bell Mrs; HOssler,
Albert; Haman, Miss Annie; Ginkins, j.
c.; Jacobs, George; King, Miss Dora;
Kelly; j. Mrs. KrOpp, Jacob; KimmuT,
John; King, Kate; Kramer, Tony; Lay
lander, Miss (9; Lavely, j. A; Liza, Fred (;
Laura, Ada; McClain, E. L.; MOushey,
Frank; MunshOuer, Henry; Mckinney,
j. W.; Morrison, Laura A.; MachOmer,
Mrs. LYDIA; Marnell, VIM. (2); Miller, Jas.
Barbara; Miller, Rev. W. w.; Nelson, VIM.
X; Olds, Miss Fannie A.; 0berlin, Josiah
w; Quinn, william; Reed, Robert F.;
ROsascO, Mrs. Mary; Race, JnO.; Rheu-
finault, Miss Jennie; Redmond, John;
ReamOr, Hannah Mrs. (2); Rosenberg,
Foster; ROmey, Lushier; Schlemmer,
Abraham; Schuller, Cary; Sweeney,
Mary A.; Sheplin, Miss Emma; Sullivan,
Elm ;Schlotte, Geo.; Stowe, j. g.; SHELTON,
Louis; SniVely, Mrs. Nora; Strickler,
Thomas; ShOcker, Thos.; Steaveson, VIM.
Snyder, Ellen Mrs.; Smith, Rev. T.;
Smith, Edith Miss; TreVler, Jno. j.; True,
Jennie; Urfer, Samuel; WichuT, Cor
neIius; Wilde, Fannie; Welde, Haver;
Wingard, Ida May; Williams, Mrs. j.;
Wank, Teresia; Williams, Peter; Zubal,
JOZef.
Foreign Letters Reitzer, Agathe;
Wilekens, Mrs. E.
Persons calling for these letters will
please say advertised"
A. VIGNOs, P. NJ.
Canton, O., January 26th, 1882.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
The annual convention of the Youn

The annual convention of the Young
Mems Christian Associations of Ohio
will be held in Toledo, Feb. 8, 10, II and
18th. The meeting promises to be of
unusual interest. In addition to the
presence of the prominent workers of
our own state it is expected that Rev. j
M. BrOOkes, ID. D., of st. Louis, who
will deliver three addresses on Bible
topics; Rev. s. A. Taggart, state secreta-
ry of Pennsylvania; r. A, Orr, general
secretary, of Pittsburgh, L. w. Munhall,
state secretary of Indiana; L. d. Wis
mard, college secretary, and several
other agents and members of the inter
national committee of the Y. NJ. C. A.
will attend. The associations of the
state are preparing to send large dele
cations. ALI pastors Of churches are in
Yited. Young peoples christian assO-
Citations, sabbath schools, ETC., are re-
quested to send delegates. The Toledo
Y. NJ. G. A. will provide entertainment
for all attending the convention. Fol
further information address N. F. Will
liams, State Secretary, Y. M. c. A., Co.
lumbus, Ohio.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Mr.. John Nichol, solid farmer and
township, this county, died suddenly in
Alliance last Saturday afternoon. 1t
seems he was passing out of John
Wheeler's family grocery and fell on the
porch floor and at once expired. His age
was near 20. Mr.. NichOl was native of
Scotland and leaves his wife and several
of family, grown up. We knew Mr..
NichOl well and deeply sympathize with
his bereaVed family.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
puRE WINES AND LIoUoRs.

j. A. Bachman, of the old Schwalm
stand, keeps the largest and finest as
sortment of pure wines and liquors to
be found. His stock consists of none
but the best brands and is sold at rea-
sOnable prices,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

A fine article of wine or liquor for
medicinal purposes is usually hard
thing to find, but j. A. Bachman, at the
old Schwalm stand, has been receiving
an exceptionally fine lot of wines, whis-
kies, brandies, gin, etc, of the very best
quality. A visit to his establishment
will convince one of the fact.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

John s. Shorb, an old Cantonian, has
resigned the agency of the Sac and Fox
tribes of Indians and settled with the
government preparatory to going into
the show business with o. P. Myers, of
Chicago. They have bought the "Great
United States" circus, now wintering at
Janesville, Wisconsin. Both are gem
tlemen Of experience and energy, and
we wish them unbounded success.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Church had just let out and as Clara
came tripping airy, fairy like down the
outside steps, Eddie cleared his throat
and whispered huskily: ''May 1 have the
pleasure of seeing you home" She said; (;
Eyes, next week; come through the al
ley and peak through the cracks in the
high board fence.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

The date of the public sale at the res
idence of Mrs. Schillig, one mile west
Of Strasburg, was announced in the
DEMOCRAT last week as Wednesday
February 18th instead of Wednesday,
February 1st, as it should have been.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

The best Cigars, wholesale and
retail; Smoking and Chewing To-
baccOs, in the city, are to be had
at VOlkmann's sign of the big
Indian" Democrat Building, Cam
ton, Ohio,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Monday night, the 10Th inst, thieves
entered the barn of Mr.. j. E. Anstine, 5
miles north of Canton, and tore horse
blanket to pieces and stole part of a
new set of harness. Mr.. Anstine thinks
the thieves were from some where not
far north of his residence as parts of the
blanket were found in the road.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
Choice Property for Sale on Exohange

will sell my residence on Cleveland
avenue upon favorable and easy terms
or will exchange the same for property
nearer the Court House. My residence
contains ten acres of land.
46tf s. MEYER.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
HOLIDAY GREETING
70 NV Many Patrons and Public.

To My Many Patrons and Public.
will offer my entire stock of dry
goods at actual cost until further notice.
Thanking you for past favOrs, your serv-
ent, z. WINDOLD,
Proprietor New York Store,
(dec 29) MassillOn, Ohio.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

]. A. Bachman, of the old Schwalm
stand, has just received large ship
ment of genuine Export Lager Beer
from the Celebrated MOerlein Brewery,
Cincinnati. This Lager Beer is manu-
factured expressly for the export trade,
and is the finest Beer made in the cOun-
try. Mr.. Bachman will keep this cele-
brated Beer bottled for family use. Per-
sons wishing a good article of Beer
should not fail to call at Bachman's.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
To Save MOneY.l

Persons wishing to visit or move West
should call an or address H. II. GEETING,
Agent U. P. Ry., at Dewees's Hat Store,
for rates and information. (J5-tD
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Fishers so cent Corn Shelter is an ex-
cNllent Christmas Gift to present, or
sea by mail to friend. For sale at all
hardware stores and by agents.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Charles Cupps, of Alliance, charged
with highway robbery, was brought to
Jail Saturday by Deputy Sheriff Card.
Oupps, it Is alleged, assaulted a man
named Summers, and robbed him of
S54
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

lam receiving daily Phillip Best's Gel
ebrated Milwaukee Export Beer, the fin
est in the world. Orders will be prompt
ly filled by addressing James II. Gully,
P. o. bOv 252, Canton, o. 56-tf.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
Business gtems.

For the genuine Cincinnati Export
Lager Beer, go to j. A. Bachman's, OppO-
site the DEMOCRAT office.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

If you are in want of a choice article
of generous wine go to j. A. Bachman's.
He has just received an invoice of the
finest imported and California wines in
the city. D15-tD
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

j. A. Baehman has just received fine
lot of old Kentucky whisky-O. f. C..
brand. Try it. 1t is perfectly pure
article and is excelled by none.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Information is wanted at East Sagi-
nav, Mich, of Daniel Abbill and limo
thy Hart, or their heirs. See advertise
ment on 8th page.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
RIeedinr piles.

Protruding Piles, Itching Piles, and Ul-
cerated Piles, cured by DR.. Kisner. "NO
cure; no pay" Office opposite COnnOt-
ton Valley Depot. No pain, no cutting,
tying or detention from labor. Office
days, January 7th, Sth, 9th and 10th; and
February 4th, 5th, 9th and 7th. Parties
cured, Orren Herbruck, Jefferson KOontz
Jesse Miller and many other in Can
ton. (dec25-tf.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

To any little girl or boy who will
send two three cent stamps, will send
seven fine card pictures of the Seven
Wonders of the World. ]. o. Palmer,
Canton, o. Dec 22-tt
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

The large plate glass windows in the
new SaxtOn block are 72x132 inches.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Any one wishing to purchase a farm
should read the advertisement of j. A.
Morgan, of Rayenna, among the busi-
ness items.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
Timber Iand wnnted.

Anyone having timber land for sale
may find a purchaser by addressing
JACOB RAMSEY
jan26h Paris, Stark County, o
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

st. Valentines day next; Tuesday,
February 14th, is the date.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Twilight" an original poem, shows
elegant penmanship, but has not suf-
fcient merit as a production to be
worthy of publication. Let the author,
however, perseVere, and also become
familiar with standard authors in prose
and poetry.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Excursion and single tickets to Ne
braska, Kansas, Montana, Texas, Colo
RADIO, New Mexico, California and all
parts of the West sold for any day or
train. For rates, free maps, pamphlets,
etc, address or call on III. III. GEETING,
U. P. Ry. Agent, Office in w. B. Dewees's
Hat Store, Canton, o. (Jo-tD
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Because they call a little statue a
statuette, is that any sign that a little
sausage is sausage etP
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

What kind of thing is nothing P
asks an exchange. We can't exactly de-
fine 1t, but we have always labored un-
der the impression that it is something
like sending a paper to a fellow six
months on trial.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
Epca1 9eus.

Rev. Z. Herbruck, of Dayton, occupied
Trinity church pulpit on Sabbath eVen-
ing last. a
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

IL you can't Bear cough, 'BuIl' it,
with DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

The boys of '81 are requested to meet
at the residence of Mr.. Fast on North
Market street Friday evening. M. Rein
hOldt, President.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

A Canton young girl, named RhOda,
Subsisted on ice cream and soda,
But it gave her the gout,
And she's now growing stout
On a diet Of beer and bologna.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Mr.. John Ehman, who resides at the
corner of Walnut and Eighth, reports
an overcoat stolen Saturday. E
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26

Sound literature-a paper on acous-
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1882-01-26
RAILROAD TIME SCHEDULE.
pITvrsRuRGH FIT WAYNE & CHICAGO r. r.

CONNOrrON VALLEY RATI4ROAD. N
GOING NORTH. GOING SOUTH.
No Mail .. 7.3O a m. No. 2 BIai...... II 25 q m.
No. 8 Pas. 43O p. m No A Pas. $50 o. m.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-06-24
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Local paper: 'Lost, blue sapphire
gentleman's scarf PIN etc. School
ma'am, meditatively: what jewelof
a man he must ben'
Mr. Wall, of Nebraska, has eaten 1902
eggs at a sitting, and the hens of the far
west feel much encouraged. They are
taking hold with double yoked energy.
-"Confound it, you've shot the dog!
thought you told me you could hold a
gun" Pat-''Sure and so | can, your
honor. It's the shot, SOFT, [ couldn't
howldn'
They have now got the suns dis
lance from the earth at SO, 100, 900 miles
1t is really half mile more, but astrono-
mers are not swinish in their calculations
Detroit Free Press.
"A shirt has two arms, the same as
pantaloons have two legs Yet one is
called q pair and the other is only one.
Ism t it time that we let up on astronomy
and paid more attention to the everyday
trifles that vex the clearest minds?
-" You was never hitched into harm
ess with a balky mule, was YEP" said the
farmer to q young man who had come
to ask his daughters hand. 'No, re-
sponded the candidate, doubtfully
"Well. then, don't act jest as if We was
spilin' for chance" was all the salts
faction he Brooklyn Eagle.
At the hotel: She had ordered moth
ing but vegetables and was eating of them
vigorously, when alittle old lady seated
next to heroine of those busvbodies ever
anxious to be pleasant-smiled and in
terrogatiyelvsaid Vegetarian" mo"
said the other in quick response, "Uni-
tartan; I'm from Boston-are your One
of those grand old Beethoven laughs
without words went round the table
Chicago Herald. l.,,-, ula.E
-Aewicked. boy got into fight with
his uncle, and biting off his nose swal-
lowed it. He was brought before the
police court, his uncle appearing against
him. This is your nephew, is he 7
asked the magistrate. g | am sorry 70
say he is'D 81 think detect some re-
semblance," said the Judge. Yes"
replied the uncle, mournfully, che has
my nose. - o,trier7JostrBGl. trt
:" Dyer want to buy any greens this
mornin' ?" inquired a tatterdemalon at
the back door of New Haven mansion.
mo, you little scamp; you Eccked those
greens right in my own yard, and now
you have the impudence to ask me to buy
them" "Yes'm save yer the trouble
o pickin' on 'em, an naturally comes
to you to sell EN- "The idea" AIS
good one, ma am. Would yer want the
ineighbGs to brag o eatin greens watts
been picked outen your yard ?" twas
a knock down argument and sold the
greens. -Ne,o Ha0eR Register.