Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-01-25
NEWS AND NOTIONS.

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suit against Mrs. Fixen of Albert Lea.
Minnesota editors will hold their an-
nual meeting at 81. Paul, today, Jan.
25th.
Ten million false teeth were produced
In this country last year. None of ours
in them.
Judge H. s. Bassett and Col. N. p.
Colburn of PrestoS, have formed law
partnership.
The good die young. We were an
exception to the rule.-1rabune Primer.
And here's another.
Grange, grange. Seems as though
We had heard that name before. Itasca,
Freedom county, has live one.
HEALTH and strength given to delicate
women, nursing mothers and infant chill
dren who use Browns Iron Bltters.
Gov. Thos. H. Armstrong is the heav-
lest personal property taxpayer IN Al
bert Lea. He is assessed tax of 1908 81.
There was once an English newspa-
per that suspended because its edition got
80 big it couldn't print it. Wish that was
Us.
Arthur Marvin, postmaster at Duluth,
has resigned on account of the niggardly
salary and no immediate prospect of an
increase.-Er.
Charles City, Iowa, is taking slime
by the forelock, and n baking prepare
tons now for a"grand Cd celebration" ne1'
Fourth of July.
Judge John @. Farmer has again
been reelected President of the Minneso
ia Farmers Mutual Insurance Associa
ton of Minneapolis.
1T is said that the bite of the festive
bed-bug IS sure remedy for rheumatism
Not true. We tried it, and our rheumat.
les are just as bad as ever.
The Caledonia argus advocates the
building of q $4,000 courthouse for
Houston county, now "the new daylight
of prosperity has dawned."
There are 5000 miles of railroad
within the limits of the state of Mlnneso.
ia, 1000 miles of which belong to the
Chicago Milwaukee s. st. Paul.
What is that which no man wishes
to have and no man wishes to lose? A
bald head.-Er.
That's so, and the balder the head gets
the more we think of it.
"A. V. Daniels of Rochester, was ia
tally poisoned last week by taking q
small dose of liniment compound OF
belladonna and aconite which he mis-;
took for a cough medicine.
Mrs. Harry Morse, of Albert Lea,
widow of the late engineer Harry Morse,
has commenced q suit against the Mime.
apolis & St. Louis road for the recovery
Of 5000 on account of the death of her
husband, who was crushed by the over.
turning Of his engine in that city.-Ez.
An English professor says that the
scalps which cover the most active brains
have the most dandruff.-Ez.
That's what's the matter. Our scalp
from childhood has been coated like a
pill.
The arm of man, fore leg of a quad
ruped, wing of bird and fin OF fish
all present the same bones varied and
modifled.-Er.
But man alone has the light fingers -
that need watching.
When a lawyer dies in Philadelphia
the bar holds memorial meeting and
weeps. A lawyer lying in death effects
them far more than = lawyer lying In
life.-Er.
Better save their tears, and weep over
their lyi0g In life.
Mr.. Leven draws this practical lesson
from his experiments: that the infusion
of coffee should be sufficiently sweetened
to stimulate the secretory function, and
thus assist digestion.-British Medical
Journal.
Yes, pars the sugar.
Two young bru:es of Pleasant Grove,
Olmsted county, recently took the horse
of a neighbor, against whom they had a
gruGge, into the woods and beat it to
death with clubs. They are in jail.-Es.
Olmsted county must be rearing up
some fine young men.
Theodore Tyrer of Albert Lea. plead
guilty last week to two of the ten indict
ments found against him by the grand
jury. The other eight indictments were
dismissed. Judge Farmer sentenced
him 10 four years in the state prison,
which is regarded by many as altogether
too light punishment.
Bright starlight nights and q cold
frosty air are 80 generally associated, that
there may be those who will find 1t hard
10 believe that the stars really tend to
warm u.s. Yet they 10, to their degree.
Clear nights, by.the.way, are cold. be-
cause the absence of cloud permits the
earth's warmth to radiate into space.
Clouds are blankets that keep in the
heat.-EG.
For watering house plants, take car
Donate of ammonia four parts; nitrate of
potash (saltpeter) two parts; pulverize
and mix well. Put one drachm (1-8 of
an ounce of this powder into gallon of
rain water. Use this for watering plants.
Give them good sunlight and not too
much heat, and plants will keep green
and fresh.
January 4th, John Toohey of Mime
apolis, deliberately drew revolver and
shot his wife through the heart, because
she refused to sign deed to one.third Of
the lot on which their house stands.
Last Saturday this beastly wife-murdersr
gladly took advantage of an opportunity
to deed two-thirds OF the same property
to Thomas Ryan, Of Hudson, WIS.,, IS q
lawyers fee for defending him against
this most cowsrdly Of crimes.
Hogs when nearly fat are liable to
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