Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-06-29

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for Fever and Ague in all its forms. The
proprietors warrant it, and their word is
as good as U. s. bond. Trial proves it.
There will be no camp meeting at En-
ory Grove this year.-2ynes.
Wrong there, brother. There will be
camp on those grounds, beginning on the
10th of August and closing on the 93d.
For Coughs and Colds, Dr.. schley'.
Family Cough Syrup is the article. Try
it and be convinced. Only Is cents.
The young man with his new spring sui
now roameth abroad. He looks eminent
ly respectable but not near so pretty as he
thinks. Yet young men with their new
new spring clothes on are not to be de-
spised.
Stop MY PAPER-We occasionally meet
a man in this world who is under the i'm.
preston that if he stops his paper ha
will thus get even" with the editor fol-
some supposed injury-maybe it is only a
gentle request for subscriptions past due
Some business men, or rather men in some
business, are lnboring under the same mp.
partition. Why, don't these blissful fel.
lows know that when man "cuts" his
paper it CAUSES no commotiun with the
editorp He Is used to It, 1t is only a
proof that his paper is appreciated. Aside
from that an editor 81 like an ordinary man
He eats, he drinks, he wears clothes (when
he can get them-they may not be the fin.
est, but he wears them all the sameO he
wears hat, he eats vegetables, eats bread
eats meat and all other "indelicacies" Of
the season sometimes he cats crow No.
the editor does not go barcfooted (unless
he has toy Paradoxically speaking he is
unlike any other man; has feelings like a
man, likes his friends as any other man
and a. rule Is not less charitable than
other men. Now, stop my paper" man
don't think to hurt our feelings by paying
up and quitting. This is very large
world, friend and there are some very large
people in it. If we discover that we cant
get along without you, why we will either
buy you, or sell out add quit the business.
For building up the system and supply.
ing the wants IT ade nv the ravagcs Of dis
Emulsion is the thing.
Graceham Items.
Mr.. EDIToR-I thought few briel
items from Gracehnm would be Of interest
to the readers Of the CLARION.
Harvest Is almost here and plentiful
crop our farmers expect to reap Grain
has never been better. Grass will yield
almost al average crop.
Out Of mere curiosity, got permission
to calculate from the Station Account. book
the shipments at this place from Jue LIST 81
TO June LIST 'S2. Of grain, hay, straw, flour
etc, in full car loads and found that 1867
tons had been shipped and over l6l ton,
in small shipments had also been made
Surely this is fair showing for this neigh
borhoOd.
We are pleased to note that our town
has been improved to some extent. Sam
Newcomer has built quite an attractive
and neat house in our midst. Others have
made brighter appearance about theiI
buildings bv the judicious use of paint
whitcw ash and planting Of trees. Don't
orget the sidewalks this Fall fiiends.)
As residents for the summer, we have
with us, Mrs. Aus, in jenkins and daugh-
ter from Baltimore Miss Tillie Grouse
will have her house full Of city boarders in
u short time.
Our cornet band treated us with ser.
cnade of their choicest music, Friday
evening. Come out again som boys.
"a
Tomato Plants For Sale.-Mr
w. Il. Young, proprietor Of the Packing
House has received $4,000 tomato plants
from Hartford County and offers them for
sale to such as may need them.
We have heard reference made so fire.
uuently to the Mddletown Tiger that we
have sought out and at last learned some
thing of the nature and disposition of that
animal.
Geology teaches US that the first of a
species is always the most perfect, and
while we have all thorough acquaintance
with the name, tiger, we had vet to learn
that the Middle.own Tiger was bran new
creation, not only new species, but fur
ther, that it is not even ofthe Genus Felis
nor has it any of the Distinguishing char
acteristics of that bad cat, nor by any
means as perfect in its parts. In the first
place it cannot SEE after night in fact, il
rather disposed to blindness as 1t serves
as blind in the chase for more roya
game; it does not curl Its tail, but |.
CROOKED" in its entirety and has beer
known to curl the hair of the Genus Ho
mo; it does not roar or cry out, but is 1
bright and shining example of and sub
stitutc for the still" In one respect i
resembles the old genus. in that it either
evades or entirely ignores the law, as in
tended for the government Of man, having
no regard for the Local Option Law a
applied to Middletown district. It's chic!
feature is that OF all ANIMALS we see In CIR
cuses; 1t is attractive and the boy that see'
it once, never hears of it that he doesn',