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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
HOW TO GET RICH.

There are two ways to get rich
the right way and the wrong way;
the easy way and the impossible
way /; the common way and the rare
way. And of course the wrong and
impossible way is the common way.
To be rich is to have all the money
you want, is it not? And the common
way of trying to get rich is to try to
get money enough for ones wants.
The ineradical and unconquerable
difficulty in this way is that the
wants always grow faster than the
money pile. You want to be rich
enough to hire a horse and buggy
when you begin to hire you want to
own a horse; you want to own
span; when you have a span, you
want pony for the children. A
hundred million ought to be a COM
Portable competence; but Mr.. Van
derbilt has lately been large bor-
rover of money. When man buys
railroads as other men buy horses,
he may be in straitened circumstances
though he has fifty millions in United
States bonds. The more money a
poor man has the poorer he is, if he
has not learned to moderate his de-
sires as well as to accumulate his
supplies. Baron Munchausen's
horse, cut in two by the descending
gate as his rider was escaping from
the castle, drank increasingly at the
spring by the roadside, to the amaze
ment of his rider, till looking back
he discovered that the unfortunate
beast was cut off just behind the sad
die, and that the water he was tax
ing in in front was running out be-
hind. An Unsuitable spirit is worse
than Baron Munchausen' horse: the
more it drinks the thirstier it grows.
The only way to be rich is to keep
ones desire within his income. If
one wants what five cents can buy,
and he has ten cents, he is wealthy.
A bright dime to a street arab is
greater wealth than a thousand dol
lars to merchant prince. The right
way to be rich is never to want what
you cannot buy; then you always
have as much money as you want.
This is the easy way. No man can
regulate the contents of his purse !;
every man can regulate the quality
of his desires. Capital is not within
every mans attainment, contentment
is. He is wealthy who has learned
two arts; first how to be contented
with what he can get; second, how
to use what he has. Abraham Lin
coin had better library in a single
coverless book which he read by the
light of the pitch pine knots in the
Kentucky cabin than the man who
has lined the walls of what he ironi-
cally calls his library with calf-skin
bindings at so much square foot.
1t is always easy to have plenty of
money; spend less than you earn.
1t is always easy to have all the mon
ey you want; want less than you
have. The cases of actual suffering
from cold, nakedness or hunger are
in this country very rare. In all
other cases Pauls prescription fo1
wealth is the best that was ever de-
vised.
Having food and raiment, let us
be Herewith content" The lesson
he learned in Rome is worth all the
lessons taught in college-business
or otherwise-since the world began
Il have learned, in whatsoever
state l am, Herewith to be content
Christian Union.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30

In the February number of the
North AmericDn Rerieao, Prof. Geo.
p. Fisher of the Yale Divinity School,
whose writings on supernatural origin
of Christianity and on ecclesiastical
history are well known, comes to the
defence of the Christian Religion
against the attacks of modern doubt
and infdelity. No ADLER or more en-
inent advocate for the orthodox faith
could be summoned into the contro-
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30

ALMOST MADE NEW PERSON OF ME.-
81 am daily improving, and can walk
about the house with considerable ease.
had almost despaired of ever being able
to leave my bed, but Compound Oxygen,
with Gods blessing, has almost made a
new person of me-" Treaties on Com
pound Oxygen sent free. Drs. Starkey
& Palen, 1109 and iii Girard street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
CTJTICURA

CUTICURA
Remedies are for sale by all druggists. Price of
CUTIcURA, Medicinal Jelly, small boxes, 50c; large
boxes, ST. CUTIcURA REsoLvENT, the new Blood Pu-
rifer, 81 per bottle. CUTICURA MEDICINAL TOILET
SOAP, Csc; CUTIcURA MEDICINAL SHAVING SOAP,
15c.; bars for BARRIERS and large consumers, Soc
Principal depot,
WEEKS & POTTER, Boston, Mass
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30

4. II. DRAKE's SUFFERISGs-F II. Drake. ESQ.,.
Detroit. Mich, suffered beyond all description from
skin disease. which appeared his hands, head and
face and nearly destroyed his eyes. The most careful
doctorng Jailed to help him. and after all had failed be
used the Cuticura Resolvent blood pnriher internal
ly cuicuia and Cuticura Soap he great skin cures)
externally. and cured and has remained perfectly
well to this day.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
(q!ticura

THE CUTICURA TREATMENT, for the cure of
IL Skin, Scalp and Blood Diseases. consists IN the
internal use of CUrICURA REsoLvENT the new blood
purifier and the external use of CUTIcURA and CUTI-
cURA SOAP, the great skin cures.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
SKIN DISEASE.

F. H. Drake. Esq, Detroit, Mich. suffered beyond
all description from skin disease which appeared on
his hands, head and face, and nearly destroyed his
eyes, The most careful doctorng failed to help him.
and after all had failed he used the Cuticuaa solsent
(bood purer) Internally. Guticura and Cuticura So9p
the great skin cures) externally, and was cured and
remained perfectly well to this day.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
PSORIASIS.

RSOhlAOlS.
H. E. Carpenter, Esq. Henderson, N. u. cured OF
Psoriasis Leprosy, Of twenty years standing Dy the
tcura and Cuticura Soap he great sken cures exter
nally. The most wonderful case on record. Cure
certified before justice of the peace and prominent
citizens All afflicted with itching and scaly diseases
should send to us for this testimonial in full.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30

A new work on etiquette says,
"Soup must be eaten with a spoon.
Persons who are in the habit of eating
soup with fork will be slow to adopt
these new-fangled ideas.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30

Kidney-Wort moves the bowels regularly. cleanses
the blood and radically kidney disease. gravel
piles, bilious headache. and pains which are caused
by dsordered liver and kidneys. Thousands have
been cured-why should you not try IL? Your drug
gis will tell you that is of the most successful
medicines known. II is sold in both dry and liquid
form. and Its action is positive and sure In either
Dallas (7szl Herald.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
SKIN MINORS.

Mrs. S. E. Whipple, Decatur, Mich, writes that her
face head and some parts of her body were almost
raw Head covered with and sores, suffered
fearfuy and tried everything Permanently cured by
Cuticura Resovent blood purlfier) and Cutcura and
Cutcura Soap the great skin curesl.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
SALT RHEUM.

SALT RHEUM.
Will Mcdonald. 2542 Dearborn ST., Chicago, CRATE
fully acknowledges a of Salt Rheum on mead.
neck face arms and legs for seventeen years; not
able to walk except hands and knees for one year
not able help himself for eight years tied hundreds
of remedies; doctors pronounced his case nopeess
permanently cured by Cuticura Resolvent blood puri
er internally and Cuticura and Cuticura Soap (the
| great skin cuTes) externally.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30

1t is easier to build two chimneys
than to keep one in fuel.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
G. H. NEWLAND,
:. NJ. PERRY,
I A PEARSON.

DENTIsT, BARTON, VT. OFFICE IN ROBIN
sons Block over Halls store. Consultation free.
Gas and Ether administered forthe painless extraction
of teeth. Nabol used to prevent pain in filling teeth.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-30
Orleans County Wonitor,
PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY
GEO. H. BLAKE,
BARTON, VT.

TERMs-Strictly in ddudnce, 81 so per aDnum If
not pad in advance, s.. 90 year Subscribers living
outside of Orleans County must remit 10 cents extra
for postage. For convenience in renting, will
give credit for year and four months for 200 to
subscribers in the county one year and three for
So 90 subscribers without the county, when sent
strictly in ddpdnce
RATES ADVERTISING made known on applica-
ton. All cuts must have metal body.
Remit by P. o. Money Order. Registered Letter or
Draft Watch the label your paper and notice
when your subscription expires and see that your
payments are kept in advance. When money is sent
us we shall give you the credit the label at once;
if the label is not advanced within two weeks notify
by postal card.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
The Fate Of the Jeanette.

The Jeanette has shared the fate Of the
Tegethoff. That vessel disappeared off the
coast of Nova Zembla, in 1872, and was never
again seen, but two years afterward Payer and
Weyprecht and their companions returned
without their ship, having broken away from
Arctic Imprisonment and effected their csc pc
in their boats after an agonizing struggle. In
like manner the Jeanette has been crushed
in the ice, snd her gallant Commander comes
b ok without his ship two years after it was
last sighted north of Behring Str it
The scene of the disaster was ! titude a
degrees, longitude 157 degrees east, and the
time June D. The crew embarked in three
boats, one of which reached the mouth
of the Lena on September %, and another
subsequently, while the third has not
reached land. The survivors were in their
boats from seventy to ninety days, and their
condition on reaching land is described as
pitiable. Their sufferings must have been
even more heartrending than those of the
Polaris castaways, whom De Long himself
rescued off the coast of Labrador; for, al
though they, too left their ship in latitude II
degrees and had been 1876 days on the floating
ice when they were picked up by the Tigress,
they had started with more than boat s load of
provisions. The escape Of two-thirds of the
Jeannette's crew is a deliverance almost
miraculous. The sufferings Of these brave
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
LATE NEWS ITEMS.

SENIOR ROMERO has been appointed
by the Mexican Government as special en-
voy, charged with power to negotiate
treaty of commercial reciprocity with the
United States. Senior Romero has been re-
peatedly Secretary of the Treasury in Mexi-
CO, and he has lived many years in this
country as Mexican Minister. He is pro-
gressive man.
GEN. GRANT is said to have reached
the conclusion that Gen. Fitz John Porter
was deeply wronged by dismissal from the
Army, and will address an earnest appeal
to President Arthur 'r the prompt restora-
tion of the disgraced leader.
REDUCTION of public debt during
December last, 81, 1869.
GEORGE w. SHOEMAKER, ex-Chief OF
Police of Terra Haute, Ind, committed sui.
eide at the Spencer House, Indianapolis, by
taking morphine. P. N. Kimball, proprie-
tor Of the Kimball House at Maqu oketa,
Iowa, ended his existence on account Of
business reverses.
w. Z. GRAHAM, who killed, robbed
and burned Philip Egley at Venango, Els
worth County, Kans.. on the night Of the
18th, was hanged by a mob in front of the
Court house Jan. 2. W. c. Rose would
have met the same fate, but was taken from
the Jail and secured by the Sheriff during
the excitement.
THE business of New York for the
year, as exhibited by the returns of the
Clearing house, reached the unprecedented
total of $40. 400, 100000.
GEN. BREWSTER has assumed charge
of the Depa rtment of Justice.
MEMBERS of the Brooklyn (N. "
Board of Aldermen who vo,ed away the
streets to elevated railroad corporations
over the Mayors veto, and in disregard of
an injunction, have been arrested for con-
tempt OF court.
In Sing Sing prison, New York, the
other morning, Daniel Cash was killed by
Angelo Cordeta. Not a word was spoken, land
the cause of the crime is mystery.
UNDER the presidency of Thomas
Davis, Il company has been organized in
Boston to build steamships which are ex-
pected to cross the Atlantic in less than q
week. Nearly y, 100000 stock has been
taken.
WILLIAM HOWARD, aged 13, hanged
himself in a woodShed at Buffalo, \. Y. lie
was an orphan and adopted son of Lawrence
Moore. The boy had complained that his
| adopted parent> ill-treated him and this is
believed to have been the cause OF the sui
eide.
A SALOON kept by two Germans at
Palestine, kosciu>ko County, Ind, was
blown up by dynamite by unknown persons
This is the second building lost BY these
men in this way within the past three
months.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
THE JEANETTE.
A Telegram from James Gordon Bennett.

A Telegram from James Gordon Bennett.
WASHINGTON, December o.
The State Department has the following dis
patch from James Gordon Bennett with regard
to the survivors of the Jeanette:
PARIS, December g.
Hon. Frederick ]. Frelinghuysen. Secretary of
State, Washington:
have just received the following telegram
from my correspondent at St. Petersburg con-
corning the Jeanette party:
General Ignatief has given orders to send
two new expeditions from Iakoutsk in search
of the shipwrecked crew, and has directed that
every available means be employed to find
boat No. 2.
On the 25th Of September, as has already
been told, Melville and ten men were met by
three Yakats. Yakats are good-natured no.
mads, very skillful in caring for disorders and
maladies caused by the cold The party could
not have fallen into better hands. 1t must be
remembered, however, that from Barchoi,
where they were discovered, to Iakoutsk,
the distance is 1000 versts or l 400 miles,
with no regular means OF transport At
least twenty days were required to get there,
but as those who went to the rescue
started three days ago, the time necessary to
find the party and bring them back to Iakoutsk
would be about two months. Nor should it
be forgotten that, although the whereabouts
of Melville and his party is pretty well known,
that of De Long, who sent forward Nende-
man and Noras out of his party of thirteen, is
not known, and that for a succoring expedi-
tion to reach him win take a long time over
country where there no roads
The distance from Iakoutsk to Irkoutsk is
ISIS yersts, or 1900 miles, with hampered
rfolx Il
to transport twenty-fou persons. The Gov
ernor of Iakoutsk, General Tschemaief (not
General Tchernaiff of Servia), will receive the
fresh expeditions in eight days, by courier e.
traordinaire, travelling $50 miles day. There
will be no further news, then, from the jean
nette party themselves in less than three
months, as the telegraph wire does not extend
beyond Irkoutsk. From Irkoutsk to ST. Peters
burg will take them probably month, travelling
as rapidly as possible, although they will prob
ably be at St. Petersburg by April, and in New
York by May. This is all the information l
have received to date. In case the Govern
ment should wish to communicate directly
with the Jeanette, beg to say that General
Anoutchine, Governor of Eastern Siberia, is
now in St. Petersburg but that his represen-
tative during his absence is General Peda-
shenski with whom you can correspond di-
rect In case any further news is received, ]
shall at once inform you.
JAMES GORDON BENNETT.
The following dispatch has been sent from
the State Department.:
DEPARTMENT OF STATE, /
WASHINGTON, d. c., December q.
To Hoffman, St Petersburg:
Convey the thanks of the President n the
Imperial Government for its liberal and gener-
GUS action in advancing the necessary funds
to render assistance to the members of the
Jeanette expedition, and inform Mr.. Degeirs
that you are authorized to draw on me to re-
imburse that Government, If it win kindly
inform you of the amount.
ERFT
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

Jewish exiles from Russia arenow
arriving in Chicago faster than the car
be cared for. During the last six weks no
fewer than one hundred familief have
sought homes and employment here.
They come from all parts of tt Rus.
sian Empire. but their conmonE start
ing point is Brody, city in Galih just
across the line from Russia, hier the
Jews flock to avoid persecutiot The
United Hebrew Relief AS eiation
hopes to be able to found a n,lmber OF
Jewish agricultural coloniesin tie West
early in the spring.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

prevails in the vicinity Of McCauleyville and
Fort Abercrombie, Dakota Territory, and
is spreading rapidly. The disease seems to
be singularly fatal, some victims dying with
in twenty-four hours of the attack. 1t is
said that before death blood gushes from
the ears, eyes and nose OF the patients.
These symptoms suggest that the disease is
not simple smallpox, but is in the nature
of the plague.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
The County of Douglas, in Southern

THE County of Douglas, in Southern
Dakota, was organized last winter, fraudu
lently, it is claimed, it having only about
forty votes and some 81, 900 of taxable prop
erty. 1t now transpires that some 500, 900
in bonds have been issued by the officers Of
the county and put upon the Eastern mar
ket. Charles T. Mccoy, prominent poll
tician of Bonhomme County, is supposed to
be at the bottom of the fraud, and he has
been arrested,
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

A SENSATIONAL episode in the Gui-
teau trial occurred on the 2Sth, when he
was placed in the prisoners dock, by order
of the Court, on account of his persistent
violation of order and decorum. In en-
forcing this decision Judge Cox said in eff
feet that the extreme latitude hitherto per-
mitted the prisoner had been for the pur-
pose of affording the experts in court the
fullest opportunity to judge OF his
mental and moral characteristics, and
that the District-Attorney has expressly
desired this freedom be granted the prison
err. The expert testimony being now about
concluded, the Court said no further good
could result from these unseemly eNhibi-
tionS of the prisoner, and he should there
fore insist hereafter upon the orderly con-
6uct of the case. Guiteau at first manifest
ed the greatest repugnance to being re-
moved to the prisoners dock, promising 10
keep quiet il allowed to remain inside the
bar. The order was, however, emf reed, and
the prisoner took his place in court Tor the
first time as a common criminal.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

FORTY or more students of the Keo-
kuk Uowa) Medical College have been taken
down with smallpox, the result, as is be-
lieved, of handling cadaver brought from
Chicago for dissection. The college faculty
admit that such q body was received, but
say the disease was detected before 1t was
placed upon the dissecting-table. The COL
1ege has been quarantined By the Board of
Health.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

AT meeting of leading citizens OF
Bismarck resolutions were adopted favoring
q division of Dakota, the southern half to
enter the Union as State.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

JAMES GORDON BENNETT has gone to
St. Petersburg to confer with the Gear in
regard to polar expedition on new plan.
In which the base of operations will be at
the mouth of the Lena.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

JAY GOULD has assumed the Presi-
Aency Of the Wabash Road, vice Solon HUM
phreys, resigned.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

SOUTH CAROLINA planters are ap-
prehensiye that the colored exodus now
taking place from that State will cause the
loss of the cotton crop.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

INFORMATION has been received from
chihuahua, Mexico, of the extirpation OF
the Apache Chief Mana and his numbering
band. Mana aud some Of his principal fight
erS were drawn up in line and shot by order
of the Mexican authorities. The remainder
of the band were sent to the City of Mexico,
where they will be compelled to work in the
mines for the remainder of their lives.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

THE formal leave-taking of the Chi
nese and Russian ministers occurred at the
White House, Dec. 81, and the new envoy
from China was presented to the President.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

THE Grand Society OF Railways, of
Russia, is ineolvent- The misappropriation
of p, 900 200 rubles of Government money
on the Nicolas line is announced.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

A DISPATCH from Augusta, Ga, 9th,
SAYS: Between 500 and 600 negroes from
Edgefeld County, South Carolina. passed
through this city to-day on their way to Ar
kansas. They are under the leadership of
a colored preacher named Hammond, who
promised to have a chartered train waiting
for them at Augusta, but failed to do so,
and the party had to pay full rate to Allan
ia. They say they found it too hard work to
make living in South Carolina, and deter
mined to 60 elsewhere. Hammond went to
Arkansas some time ago to examine the
country, and on his return advised the ne
groes to go out there. 1t is expected ZOO
altogether will go.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

IT is reported that Col. L. NJ. Bell,
residing i'm Ashley County, Ark, near the
Louisiana line. has been hung by mob. 1t
Is alleged that Bell habitualiy abused his
wife. an esiimable woman, and that on
Christmas she di ed a victim of his cruelty.
Her death aroused the neighbOrhood, and
the sequel was the lynching OF her husband.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

FRANCISCO ALAMILLA, Mexican
political leader, lying in Jail at Humarguillo,
was shot without judge or trial.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

PRESIDENT ARTHUR received New
Years callers at the Executive Mansion, as
sisted by the following ladies: Mesdames
Logan. Cameron, Pendleton, Jones, James,
Miller. Pierson and Robeson.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
GROWTH OF THE UNITED STATES IN TEN YEARS.

Showing the Increase " ~
figures the population ne
omitted their
ubect
.Cooredn comprises only persons Oh Arn
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

"A blot may be erased; but with the
erasure goes part of the originatexture.
Character can never suffer a stsin with
out some loss. N
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
EsoN BOLIN, his wife and four young

EsoN BoLIN, his wife and four young
children not long since emigrated from
Stone County, Mo-, to Benton County Ark,
taking up their residence at the village of
Rogers. A few days ago Bolin was shot and
killed while asleep in bed, and his wife was
suspected Of the murder, which she there
upon confessed, alleging as justification
therefor that he had frequently threatened
her life, that he had murdered two men,
was a hor>e-thief and bad man
generally. She was taken to Bentonville
and lodged in Jail to await trial, where after
q few davs' confinement she cut her throat
from ear to ear, using for that purpose a
knife which she had borrowed from the
jailer for the ostensible purpose Of ripping
up a dress. Mrs. Bolin's maiden name was
johnson, and her mother, now Mrs. Gibson,
and other relatives reside In Andrew Coun-
ty, Mo.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12
NEWS AND NOTES.

A Summary of Important Events.
Iron County register., 1882-01-12

and wagons and possessed of about $500, 900,
is talking of establishing a branch some-
where in Southeast Missouri.
Two teachers in the St. Joseph High
School bantered each other for walk the
other day, and both of them nearly died af-
ter walking eight miles.
Cock-fghting is favorite holiday
amusement among the st. Louis sporting
men.
Wah Gee, a Chinese laundryman,
was buried in ST. Louis the other day with
Christian ceremonies.
A little St. Louis boy swallowed his
Christmas present, and unfortunately in
stead of being candy it was jack-knife.
Smallpox still continues in St. Louis.
Jack Hawkins, alias Charles Wilson,
charged with burglary and robbery, recent
ly arrested in st. Joseph, had hardly been
placed behind prison bars when Sheriff
johnson, of Page County, Iowa, arrived in
search of him. He was wanted on half
dozen counts, having robbed a number of
parties, besides having broken Jail.
Jim Dooley, who was shot and killed
at Poplar Bluff by the Marshal of that
place, was a reckless character, and had
been shooting off his pistol and swearing he
would kill the Marshal if he tried to arrest
him.
A number of fashionable st. Louis
ladies have organized gymnastic class.