The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-01-17
CLEANLINESS.

l4,52S pupils.
Want to know how to tell the most
stylish dress? Get in crowd and mark
the one that all the women turn up their
noses at. Salem Sunbeam.
Professor Tice, who knows all about
the weather, was sun struck. 1t is more
than likely that Vennor will be caught
out in shower some day and drowned.
Item from plumbers bill; "For
labor trying TO thaw supply-pipe, with
out success, FIR. IA TO-" What amount
would have been charged for succeed
ingP-Le Figaro.
The state of Georgia has one town
Macon-in which there is queer super
stition. The merchants say that when
an organ-grinder enters the town the
price of cotton falls.
Campanani lost his voice while sing
ing the other night in New York. He
rushed in behind the scenes and "'wet
his whistle" came back and sung like a
bird.
The Leavenworth Times reports that
many people who were carried away
with the mining craze and drifted out to
Colorado, are returning to their old
Kansas homes with lotso experience.
Celery boiled in milk and eaten with
the milk served as beverage is said to
be a cure for rheumatism, govt, and
specific in the case of smallpox. Merry
Gus people find comfort in celery
A case Of miraculous cure is reported
from Kingston, where a chronic rheu-
matte sprang to her unused feet and
walked at the mere promise of a matri-
monial engagement with an eligible
widower
When Mr.. Stephens was asked years
ago why he had never married, he an
swered, decidedly: "P,1de. | have
always been too proud, knowing that
should always be an invalid, to ask
any woman to marry me, to be my
nurse"
A flannel cloth dipped into warm soap
suds and then into whiting and applied
to paint, will instantly remove all grease
and dirt Wash with clean water dry.
The most delicate paint will not be
injured, and will look like new.
Somebody has started the rather inn
probable story that bug is now eating
up the anthracite coal crop. II that
bug would set TO work and eat up the
men who charge $3.50 ton for the
same, II would please us better. an
dreWs Queen.
The bar-rooms of Texas are now re-
quired by law TO beclosed from 9o'clock
TO 8 O'Clock on Sundays. This ar
rangement," says an advocate of the
measure in the legislature, Twill give
liquor and religion just about an even
chance, and may the best of the two
win,"
At Lawford, Essex, England, lately,
lad died of a wound from pitchfork.
One of the witnesses being asked If
there was blood on the fork, said he had
wiped the fork, creased it and laid ii
away. 1t was elected that supersti-
ton prevails that il this course be taken
the injured person will recover. The
fork must not be laid upuntl the wound
is headed
A man who wanted to buy horse
asked q friend how to tell horses age.
"By his teeth" was the reply. The next
day the man went to householder, who
showed him splendid black horse.
The horse-hunter opened the animals
mouth, gave one glance, and turned on
his heel. 81 don't want him." said he.
"He's thirty-two years old" He had
counted the teeth.
When the queen refused to sanction
tho mutual attachment between Prince
Leopold and the now Lady Brooke, the
prince turned once more into the realms
Of art for an object on which to fix his
fancy. This time there was no lack Of
birth, wealth, or beauty; but, to the as
constituent Of royalty, an obstacle came
from the young lady herself, which even