The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-12-02
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BLACK SHEEP,
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOLE
SAY, OLD sUNrLowER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns:

trying to do with those Calling guns:
Why, l. PICKLES, he is loading them with MusH
and then dischsrging them.
But tn charge comes ONE tSt at 9Th tTe WaSSG Esd FOOLS b he
can't see that. 49,. h. .o.,ts
shop THE OLD HOUSE, not the HOUSE THAT JACK
BUILT. but the house that TT the d DTee Of Z q n n esrs sisPs
that Queen Anne or Queen ksiam m r1de m; ana THuariss9TIRnEE '
and had procured lots of Chinamen's TAILS to have on
W. Old rIcKLEs. that's so; but you see THAT cream
wouldn't churn," so he has got in a new role after the
He has been beating round the BUSH, but got nothing.
Yes. OLD PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
p pn f the GooD SHEPHERD to look out for his docKss. and
he says the Government has been fLEEcED enough; II
for them; but. at the same time, he don't wish to be sell
t ash in ms the ed %att to- ii he hi He % Rss g aG = dne p lot Of %oR (
RAMS, ~inothing to do with those ram-rods that spoke OF
in the :" Last supper" - but the real article from Lanai
and any one wishing can buy. one Of those Rams, ana tne9
those Rams and pastures him down in the swamp, he Will
be likely to get tina FOOT ROT and other diseases 70
which sheep are subject. For his benefit 1 would recon-
mend a preparation made of one pound Of s0Fp S1Ar,
with All ounce Of Gar6oiie Acid or, GIyS ssnrf a and mango nn
,Tbe prepa -ation AS given above should be diluted with
warm war n TS ;Ii1rs et tSe hs sIlhs l SRp these diseases seldom get
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges tor pastures
where they have TO club to get their Craze.
Say. OLD sUNFLowER, l saw Mr.. Patty riding in a
tss most elegant carriages 1 ever saw. Where did MIR.
Patty get that carriage FRONT
your smart tricks on me; you know very well that all
fbosa nice Jobs come from the Government Factory,
81 oins ''res'' 'HA' : = ma
bs = yot got for your WOOD
Whr7 for my b0 0I Knntncty, sbo can discount any.
'h Ncv th Old aSs~Tg sfIe y 3ieS what st' are you giving us,
Nothing but the truth.
What has become of that young man that made bodies
!, for you before? That young man that uses Bears Oil
o. he has gone up town. to work for that man on Fort
Oh yes that slim man; don't think he will ever be
No, think not he has got a tspe,w9Tm H. l never saw
a Rsn 5stSe s6 9ss t I thin nfd tS Has Old 81 5n MaS Sn pGSwN IN THE
SWAMI can beat you on painting:
OLD SUN he told me he had the best painter in the
Did You believe him.!
had no reason TO disbelieye him.
Who did he tell yo9 he hadi
Yes! Did he tell you he had F 11aFf7JJH We'll,
fof Tde last two months.
Now. OLD SUN, none of your soft soap. Who is he
Why; he is with me.
do, OLD PiCKLEs Go West gave him such a good
name. and told people that he was the best workman
Kings work, and the King would have nobody bat him
touch a job of his.
So You went for him and got himi
We'll. OLD s%UNFLowER, what has become of the
- G 6 e Harp :" painter r. y Sp,a had some time il agO2
What Dennis?
Dennis Kearny.
Tas' tb aae Is lT tse A AsltHfor
Why, what in the world did he leave Won for
o he did such awful painting for me. 1 had to let him
go. Why. his painting was done so horribly it used TO
ssste n Ies hiim so 60 @ess: the most quiet way was the
How is it about your Trimmer. OLD s~UNFLowER?
That is the man l thought go West got him
One Hund6ed Dollars bonus. but he did not get it. and I
- Yo 6I BET PIcK This his go %est business / must explain to
OLD CRANK thst published a paper in New York aalIed
the nnn New m York = T !. a" west He |. % wel to ., give advice to all
ing down in Nova Scotia. and it was with him as with an
old famii Su Sy w shf a to do IN IN t hins %arI In N Goods Jer 5e{ The
went to church, whilst the old woman was somewhat in
up in their teens, and the old woman thought thew
ought to 60 o in nsS some society /" i IS so she kept teasing the old
were approaching womanhood. and If they did not
made an impression on the old man, and he consented 10
90. to sratIfy manma's wishes; but still, at the same
got started, but ON the way the old man saws.
married, so 1 think the old dominic will make some re
marks shout it" Says the old woman, L" You talk like an
,hurch: = Well now, old woman, you have your way
, ,sSgT s it. sn1 i yon se si ri 80 they sTa f%t to to church , aud the
dominic that married them over twenty years before,
lead, finally the old dominic in the pulpit rose up, open
his hymn book and commenced to read. thusly. RE
md said. :" By JOve, mother. what did I tell you about
t1Ah." says the old man. " there are no otber
sansoms in this house, you can't fool me on that, 1 can't
hurch since. This is a parallel case with that of Go
y est. That young man was a reader of the TRIBUNE. and
10 saw the Z" go West in it, so he got up and got, and is
pow in the Swamp.
Well. OLD sun. that is quite u COMPARISON. but no
bout that Old Junk Store
Well, OLD PICKLES, / am worried with Won.
Have you any objections to being called
Not at all, OLD PICKLES. on the contrary 1 think it is
postle of Estheticlsm, has given to the Sunfower ard
be Lily the most prominent places IN the Floral World;
&c Lily for its purity and delicacy. and sunhower from
resembling to the Golden Orb of Day. 1t is inmate
al TO me whether l am dalled a Sunhower or a Rose.
4" The Rose by any other name will smell Is sweet"
Well, just once more. OLD sun, have you any
URIOSf
Not many, L PICKLES.
Give us a few, OLD sun.
Well, 1 have a shoe from the foot of PunchbowI n tooth
ON the mouth of Pearl River. and q cap from Diamond
ow Is that, OLD PICKLES?
Quite sufficient, OLD sun.
veil. OLD PICKLES, 1 have a lot more. but ii is get
ng late, and time is money. still L ought to say some
more about that Go West notice in the papers. and
ould do SO, If 1t were not SO soft and silly. / thought
lat misrepresentation would have done better for the
mount paid for 1t.
Now, just smother question, OLD sun, have you any
ling to say for YOURSELF?
1nt want to hurt the feelings of the OLD MAN IN THE
ARSH. SO L will merely add that if you know apv per
ms who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trim
ed or painted. or who wants anything in the sAddlery
ne, or who requires iron work or horse shoeing, send
EN- along to the =
'ioneer Shops on King Street,
all such work is done IN the best manner and on :
e most liberal terms. /
All kinds OF tools aud machinery for we'll boring. and :
her hand and steam tools made and repaired.
Carriages. Expresses, Lumber Wagons (pattern of the
rts, etc, made to order.
All varieties of Harness on hand or made to order
Splendid Saddles and Brides, suitable for use on the Z
casion of the Coronation.
Fancy Brides made and on hand.
Also, Material, spokes Felloes. Hubs. and all other ar
lies usually found in frst-class establishments. :,