The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-08-31
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II rua ssEi W hea Wv -
man .. ls, lia isIl IS himself
The ianils Bible uiii soon be oPeneS
,..in as receptacle ior Auionh leaves
mss gathers wisdom by hh,sen
L.. IA.s r.sor. he Is sharper ior being
strapped
MAJ, /. sslimads man Ponld have
a,,. Letter b, himself hsd be let the con
,r.c, ov, 10 somebody else
Mahemsiioslly and financially 4 costs
io.. mopsy 70 bss Christian 'h"n y docs
10 10 an average sinner
When = nsbs feelings are 20 s'eA'
that No cAnnoi express them 10 oe''s'
.enl them Ny ireigh'f
The proper way 70 check Islander - 70
aespiss ii; Atiemp, 70 oyeriAie ana fe'o's
il. and /, gill ouirun you
The Louisville CoHr'v-Jour"ai suggests
mat Arab tslc pyramid aud camel ana
.,ra, little Egyp, o. bis own somewhere
A philadelphia mule has killed mad
aog 10, /, IL attn matter Of doubt whe'h'
er. mad dog Is the safest thing 70 nave
kraugd.
There Is one advantage IN warm ~ea'h'
a, Al no other season Of The year can
Won spread butter on the CT idren's Dreaa
90 evenly an 40 thinly
The japanese are vege,AriAns' ana
1--we :, one-siiib the expense OF American
a..h.sr,ine people. Ne, they work nara
AZ. .ndaring aud o. good physique
A Key West shark captured the other
asy had among the contents Of his stom
sch ahalf.lollar With hole IN H. The shark
- supposed 10 have taken ii for iorty'hse
cents
81 understand that your conrtship
with Charley is at an end. Yes, sa'a
she. Charley pressed his suit until It be
came ,hreadbarr, and then gave him the
Jack.
Indianapolis has a reporter who can
write up the proceedings OF the police
..optt In such laugbAble manner that PEG
,le oct themselves arrested TO give him
plenty 10 write about
Youug man: "Aim high, says Emer
500 Aim low" said General Jackson
Which is righty Depends on whether !ot
are aiming al the moon or Of q melon th'e
crawling OF on his hands and knees.
The young woman who sneeringly re
a =. -. No.. all alike uenprall
shows her sincerity by taking the mrs
man that offers himself to her
A soldier at Carondelet, Mo, kicked
horse to death, A police Justice hne
him 81; but eourt-martial took NOR
sermons view Of his crime. and sent him !
prison for sis years.
A New York locomotive threw ste'
mo into the ARA distance OF thirty fee
They ure bound to keep beef up, even
they have TO employ steam power to DO
A New York physician gives hall
dozen reasons why Americans grow bal
/, sppears that the principal reason Is
their hair comes out. We always snspe'
ed as much.
The lobbyist wins said that J
could be passed mole easily by an emp
House than full one, admitted ai'erwa
tia, he always succeeded better when
liou,e Was comparatively empty aud I
members FULL
Perhaps the best apology Tor Nj
mon polygamy that has been made is
IA, Nj, on Pacific coast newspaper
savs that at least tue system docs
throw the burden OF supporting
land upon one woman
Ii VAS lett for the Louisville Con-
.bgraai to discover that. 'Mr. Arthur,
ng renowned fisherman, may have W
al the river and hsrbor bill because OF
honest opinion that the improveme
named in the bill would certainly scare
a h"
The Boston Transcript reports
conversation your wife take m
.,.rciseY" asked Henderson oil fogg, wi
family is at the seaside. "Eherc'
exclaimed Fogg; II should say SO.
changes her dress six times every day
A young man Of Maryland COMM
suicide bvcuse he was too poor TO m'
Tbi. ia AN isolated case. The poor yt
man generally marries, and II his
Joesnr commit suicide wear or two a
wards II is no, because she hasn't 'am'
provocation
Chattanooga negro was lookih
chimney. when bolt OF lightning
down aud stripped the buttons OH his
When he 20, his breath be remarked
had lno~n lbat cat WAS up there an'
,ala,ei 10 cuIne down, be ~ouidn
got ia the way.
"A misorly farmer Of Li.chfs I'D,
has i~en buyiug brcken'do~n horses
,pnng. working them hard al sun
,ua till,ng them In the fall As he
hardly anything for the beasts ana
Cd the cOs, o. WATERING, tho plan
qnile profitable, until Bergh .
haa hin heavily fined.
What's the crowd sboutf que'
stranger, as he noticed stream OF v
going into q fashionable residence
asilyer ueddin', 4" obligingly replied
lormant Whats silver wed
..why. chaps been married 70
and he's ceiclsatin' Of H.
The fashionable young ladies
watering place hotel organi1
spelling hes The belle thai VIC