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The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22
Secretary of State Speaks.

Secretary of State Speaks.
OxronD, Mas, Doc. $50 ne days
ago. during my temporary absence
from my Office, there were published
10 the Appeal certain affidsvits made
by Messrs Williams and Holland,
the clicks Of tho Bard OF Election
Commissioners Of Ta.e county, at
the late congressional election. These
sffidsyits created tho impression that
fraud had been perpetrated in the
ofioc 1.-THE secretary Of state--:hat,
In othir words, tleTeturps had been
tempered with aftsr leaving The hands
Of The Board Of Election Commission
u, Of Tate county. I ssad you
hsrsWith certificates this day hsndod
is By DE two cssrki aforesaid which
lssk tbas you publish, 10 oder that
~ inprissiou created by said aida.
~ day 10 corrected. - 90 =
snS ''aeS Very Respectfully,
5asa "a .aa HxSRY c. MrERs.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

Toe New AIissisippian--svsr pse-
gressive-suggssts that the next leg.
isls.u1s plaes tbs matter of,s taxing
scheme for the Stale in, The hands Of
. commission. II rsisrs oioourss to
privileges. and We heartily sudorss
the suggestion. q Tho privilege tax IA
POW exceedingly REASONABLE, and
almost any .chspga. would bs p.e!e.-
able; indeed 70 would b. glad y thu
tax could Do oblitsrated altogether,
aud many good lawyers bold that
such . tax 10 unooustitntionAl any.
how. y NJ 10 D. - ~. Ll-d eL
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

Jumbo eats 6fty loaves Of bread ,
three bushels Of oats and three hun.
dred pounds Of hay for his daily IA
tiops.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

The recent Democratic victories,
aud IL consequent democratic me-,
jority have bsgolt.s ssansTous snd
divers candidates ios Speaker Of The
House. Tie North. Esst aud Wsst
have sspirsnts, but nowhere in The
whole South does . member hAvs The
tsmsrity 70 put himself forward'sss
candidate Why IL thiss Are rss
the members from The SouA equal
in ability with the brethren OF The
North, East and the Hss.s No ono
can question be. that they are-not
only squI bas hyperion; then vey'
10 Il that our m.n ef the Sopfe must
b. content TO OcevpssuAsrdihass -
.itions, while men pf ialsrior ability
are given tho 6slsAp,ssssf Why. lie.
Southern representative b appointed
chairman u : assniltss, howsrss
insixuifeasSsjnris expected ty the
North, Esst md West that We shosld
throw up osfkes I'D ssioics that
such indulgsnss had BEEN shown u';
I'VE, r ,bels, isssems. arc expected
to be content to occupy back sssts.
THIS 10 tho reason Why ths South
has never come to The front; We are
rebels in the estimatios Of the North
and dare not aspire 10 position. How
long must NO continue thusi What
must NO do 10 show thai 10 sre in
full accord with the UnioH and the
material Interests Of ~ pscplcf Is
not the South an ,ntesraipart Of the
Unionl then, why this ostrseism!
When the South sprrsudered 10 good
faith and promised allegiance TO The
.osa fsgEtnsunrfp sSsisa bsnnsrS'
acd vas admitted into The Uniou,
shs expected her representatives to
participate in governmental legi'la-
ton - peers, bat have they done sol
The eye Of suspicion snd distru.s
hes svsr been upoa thtm-they
dared not bs pssninsos less The
vials Of wrslA sAonld b poured out
upon them, add their constituents
suffer. We Ars getting tired Of this
thing; II the South 10 in the Uoion
shs should b admitted TO Oh the
privileges and benefits which per.
tain 20 members Of ConSJsss, and
Der representatives should have an
equal voice ~ khs ADMINISTRATION OF
affairs, and eqd dances To- prefer
mani w. i-.,' =
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

II 10 q strange coincidence. bat
nothing wrong, that all the b, nds.
men on the Treasurer's bond spell
their name alike.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

10 Be looked ii and sduissd. but
not TO DO used--ths County Tressu.
rer's sale. !
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

10 whose safe does the County
TIE asurer keep tho county funds,
You needn't answer Print
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

Ths Nsw orlsaus Picayuns sndor.
ne John Randolph Tucker for the
Spsaksrship.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

4sr orronp,; Mes. Dec. 8, 1882.
cthavs tAis day examined The rlec-
tion returns from Tate county. Miss.
.oelhe election held on tie 7th ONO
vsmbsr, 1859. for representative in
Fsrty.sigbth Congress Of the United
Ssstes. Said returns were shown me
byAfs Il O Myers, secretary OF state.
sud.f hereby certify that tbsy ass ths
oridpsi sud idsatissl retains tsass-
,nitssd by the Board Of Election CON
ussiisasts of'said Tsts county to'tks
sScfSssryof state! and iEss ~ ~
clssxsof sid Bosfiof ssiod6rs..
midssout the Asbu'Ssed ssassmentin
said fsturns' ofths vote Of said coun.
", ana that Che nane ~. r, Cham!
biess. i,FnIctf asppeats therein. We
wtitrs3by me. i further certify that
the Oss!ldeats Of thtHcorreciness Of
returSSYere written'by Mr. EugcSs
JOhp1Rus ~ i,torney-at.lsw 10 40
countys "a. writing the name Cham.
b,Asf : Attended 70 write Chalmers
80 =, ~. }, u wIII1A,es. !.
Wi&el .sH. a. Barr. !. n Wakes.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

TIE Post Master General has rs>
Gently dssidea that p. o. orders
should not b delivered e 4strimon.
ial Associations This ruling .strikss
% - being somewhat like The seldom
Of The man who locked bis stable af-
ter his horse had been stolsa.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

Dance 70 your partner. Mr.. Wss-
son Herald, then the SIGNAL, or it,
orrespondent. will accommodate you.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

Jay Gould has given $4,000 for .
cemetery LOT.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

st. Helena, Us Parker;
Livingston mission, d Merchant;
JsskSon, Ia, 10 be supplied by d
Il Rush;
Pipkins Chapel 4 Port Hudson,
G d Cecil;
Centenary college, d N Rush.
president;
Woodvillc Female Seminary, I
W Brown, president.
SEA SHORE DISTRICT,
BIS Rayncr,, Prcsi;ling Elder
Moss Point, } n Weems;
A,ncricus, to be- sup. by Il Roberts;
Vunclevc,. J. II Holland,
Ocean Springs, K B Downer:
Wilmington. G + Gillespie:
Franklinion mission. J j Loveti;
Cosington, N B Young. q. I
yickers, sup (;
China Grove. w W Simmons;
Mt. Carmel. j W McLaurinT
Pronlington. LT Heard;
Westrille, 10 DO supplied;
Enon. TO be sspplied;.,..
Ellisvi.le. L : Jones, and one to
be supplied
Spring Cottage. mis-, D F Guice;
.Scraalonr iHios Price.
JACKSON DISTRICT,
w L G Bunnicutt. Pre-. Elder;
Jackson, G B Galloway;
Madison, p A Johnston;
Kinds mission, II i Scarborough;
Sharon, II B Caldwell;
Benton & Midway, l W Cooper
Dover, T W Adams;
tranquil, R T Dayia:
Silver Greek, n Abel;
Camden. j w Chambers;
Yozoo City, T. B Holloman, 4
Abbey, supcranuaie :;
Edwards, Z q Mounger;
Raymond, d r Bradford, ] Lusk
supernumerary;
Canton, II b Singleton;
Missionary TO China, j W Lambuth.
BRANDON DISTRICT,
IN Gam, Presiding Elder (;
Braudoa,- u J Jones;
Fannin, J w Ellison;
Martin, g p Thompson;
Cato, r A Sikcy;
Trsnioo, A D Miller Ia
Raleigh, jones Hcsley; -
Lake, j l. PEBBLES /;
Walnut Hills. } n Evans
Carthage, N N Clarke;
Newton, G Bancroft; -
Forest 4 Morton, F n Williams;
Hillsboro, L P Meador;
Decatur mission, 'to..be sppplied
By M ] Millei;
Homcvood, IS XcDonald;
Vanderbilt gsitsrsi'y,w r Sims.
xfRiDIAS DisrRlcr,
IA Godfrey, Presiding Elder;
Meridian, B d Noteworthy;
. Enterprise 4 Quitman, J n Pnghi
Meridian circuit, 10 DO supplied
by j G Williapns;-i -
Vossburg. TO be sup byJ . Baldwin;
. PAulding, g Havkins; ..-- =.
Shubuta,w D Dominica;
J Wsynes, j CBrogsn,
! Wsyaesbsro sad State Line, J W
Harmon.
Pbiludelphid, r F Flowers;
Marion, B F Witt;
Londerdale, D @ Eangford;
DeKsIb, d G W Ellis;
Linxood, L 8 Jones; n i9f
East Mississippi Female College.
J W Addison. president. ~
SACASbUho DioA"SAf
CG Andrews, Presiding Elder (;
Vicksburg. r 8 Woodward; VI
! Wsrreu, W W Hurst;
MsyersvilIeik Skipyith, L Carley;
Roilitg Fork, J II 'Shd.ot;
I Mount Oliyei, 2 Howard: - q
! Rocky Springs. D Bradleyi
! Cayugs, j = Calhoun,
Port Gibson, W U Ballard;
Fsyetys, J p Drake; :. :
Kingston, . 70, he supplied by A. F
N.scl;ea, " O Black;
Nsichcz city mission, to be sup.
olied by + l. Mellon; -
Meadville. J w SAndcll;
Port Gibson Female College, 7 O
Bradford, presideni;''..
Transferred 10 Louisiana Confer
cucc, Is Caradiue.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

We ere authorized 10 announces
II. c. CONN. OF Copiah. ~ . can.
didats for the ofies u District Attor.
nsy, subject to the action Of the Dem
ocrstic District Convention.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

,1Westyills News; We notios some
time ago . capital suggestion in The
CJpisL S,ensi. The sagasatiou ~
to bridge Psari fises.s .9Ns tsHly
believe that snoushItisd 'issaarned
away from Hsslebunst n one ysar 70
build tie bridge, and ". further b.
lieye that the people q Simpece
county pay out monty enoug1 IN
two years ferrsge 70 bald Il No!
lot Simpson and copiah unite and
build d. The merchanis Of HALE
burst viii 20 doub: contribute freely.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

This paper not being intsresied or
ocoerned in the private quarrsls Of
citizens, it 10 not disposed to be .
medium for the airing Of roal Or fen
cied grievances. Hence cards. or
Communications Of ~ unpleasant
personal nature viii not be pub
lished. -Advertiaers
TIC SIGNAL stapds on the sams
platform. The editor who permits
ono man to dsnoanss asotAsr a'his
rapsr, sssa though - The iorui Of
an saveriis sment shsaid b bssdrsS
sponsibls. We hops 70 see the dz1
whom ths papetrxil put a stop sdit
-
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22
rrha. sNnvs ;s-thE rroy,nuaa f1hs,.

CThsAtpvs g ths prppossd Guar.
tor q this AssodstIon. We h5vs
not before NJ. the nance OF oil The
persons oomposins the sams, bal
woah Ssx Il u In addition 70 The
list heretofore pOblishod, many
names have been added, and many
shares soh.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22
APPOINTMENTS,

Conferences, N. IL. Church,
South, held at Crystal Springs,
Miss.-Blshop A. w. Will
Son, Presiding: .'-b1
BRo0EaAvss. D'rTRICr, 49,
J. A. B. Jones, Presiding Elder
Brookhaven: j A Ellis;
Hazlehurst, w q Millsaps;
Wesson q Beaurcgsrd, J l. For.
sy.he, A N harrington supernum'y !;
Crystal Snrihgs. w y Lewi-;
Spring Ridge, N G Galloway;
Terry, J u Hays.;a
Providence. II p Lewis;
Fair River mission. w g Backus;
Brandywine, Y d Skipper;
BAYOU Pierre, A B Nichol.on;.
Scotland, b F Jones;
Adams & BoQuecliitto, s J Cotton;
Summit, w B Hines;
McCoub &oAasnolia. J 7 Mich
olson;
whi..os,a College, Il F Johnson.
president So
s-adaY School Agt, WV Hopper.
The Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1882-1883, 1882-12-22

It has been sen. carefully kept,
and is now as fresh and COM
lete as the day it was un-
packed. Como and sec us,
and we pledge you our word
that we will give you tho best
bargain. that can Is had j.
oopiaA county. w..~iil COM
vince you, ifyou will try n.
that this lis no advertising
dodge, bnt that we will sell
you goods at loss than first
cost. Respectfully,
7. B. E'Hrstra 60
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
lev stnriss khnnt Animals.

Two Indians II at a tne--iAea S'ur-
yeol, IN tie Columbia River. near It"a.
,,la Rouse. weighing 500 pounds. The
method of catching is Ia set line witt
large hoax attached haited with beef
Tn. nr is several hundred feet loi.,
aHd sGch a isl, makes lots OF fun bctur
il is landed.
Al, owl was killed near Yankec Hill.
Butte county. Ca. las, week. attached
10 one leg of which. with \ piece OF an
nra 'o,! Wire WIS gold dollar Of The
60 ia ~ uf 1880. The bird was IN a.ca
ore, apparently. and tie coin looked AZ
if il mad been carried for many ,e,rs.
In Pike County, Mss, huge bear
entered the house of Ei Crawford and
attempted To carry of tee LARGEST child.
a faithful dor attacked i, and compel ed
il 10 drop its burden. but it then seized
another Of the children and had got
some distance before the same watchiui
canine made the second rescue.
Andrew Jackson Hyatt. White
Plains IN \. lawyer las an old dog
,anlcd Mack. about which good story
is told. Mack i, a native of virginia.
and, like Eir@iniars. has strong hnit
upon longevity. lie first SAN TIE light
OF the Virginia sun in 1868, while his
maternal relative vas following lac
fortunes of NJ ,Cielan's armr. Alb iii
two weeks AGO Mack had n sight ms.
understanding with Il country dog in
town on business. Mack's ear hv Some
nneX planned accident became fastened
between the other dogs teeth. ami in
me,tinr it out the ear was somewhat
SCARED and Gs'igureh. Mack !et
ashaIaed OF himself and did not attend
colrrt-wI.ch lie used To frequent r. u
arlv-tor three or four days. About
this time kind-hca'ted shoemaker IN
vited the do. into his shnpa"d gave tie
ear a dressing of shoemaker's WAX
| Mack wag.eG his tail in gratitude and
! went his way. The next morning he
wen, out for promenade and hal g
Quarrel with another country dog. tbir
| time get,ins his foot instead q: lis eh'
! INFO tee otAer dogs mouth. The Dis
| pnie ended. the sa4aciouS at,ima iiupe"
! away tn the same shoemaker, ami put
! ting up his wounded paw. whiGcd tor :
| dressing Of wax, which was iurnissed
aud Mack went ont apparently cohtei't
| ed. On his way home nc net ano'i;el
lame dog with sore foot, and i,nme,!i
a,elv stopped him, introduced himself
| and. after few dog,na'ical gesture
and simns. induced his lame friend Il
accompany him 10 the siioemaker's L
have his foot dressed. The shoemaker
fixed up the foot OF Mack's friend, an.
both dogs went away rs thankful a. dog
language could express 1t.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
Plcn;cs

WHY, in the Spring IF the year. do
p;..Y,.. become epidemic, and Young
a ri old, r.ch and poor. rush on into the
woods to ca, their lunch under the trees,
ANA be I'D ON by ticks and mosquitoes:
!, is simply because for tens OF thous-
ards of wears man WAS in nonaa"lc
condition. lie wandered about with his
family i'm the woods. living on berries
and being ANNOYED by insects. and
tHoayh mtn has become civilized md
lives in Il nnlise, yet. nrytrtheiess.ib oGt
one. year an Irresistible desire to re-
turn Ia his old va|aho,d life comes over
! M, an, nc Just mas TO 70 oa u picnic,
after wiich lie co,ls ,iuwn for the rest
al TIE wear. and puts sweet oil on the
tick bites. just SD with woman garden.
ing. Uniil quite recently woman had
To do al, ine hard work in the ieids.
she had toS,lig up the ground. plant Tao
crup. and gather it, until il became seq
oa,i nature to her. Her husband was
kind enou IN to encourage her TO keep
on by shaking sick AT her when she
wa,,ied 10 81; down aud rest, but IL WAS
teow his dignity to work. Such was
the cond lion of woman from tne begin
ming of time. Ii will be rem inferred
taat Adam was too lazy TO gather in the
apples, so Eve had 10 do it f0r-him. ID
course all this is changed now. All that
most women do in the way Of hard
wors is to dress up and GO to parties
but every Spring size cannot resist the
IMPULSE u put ON her worst clothes. and
iru,! 20 with u hoe out in the front yard
~ she used 10 do thousands Of years
a.ro.- Ivfvi.s0 Gi0Ic.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
A.. Tm;.,.iv, gacs.

The colorest voters are beginning to
uns!ersts ni politics as wei rs il mot b.'-
ter Tn n most white voters. Til IL nat
uraI dislmsiion IL H. and steal. as crops
oft in the eases of Whitaker ami Flip
per. is Of rrea: advantage TO ihen dur
inw political ca,nnaigIl One of the
candidates for An oiliee at the nliinie!-
nal election in Austin, not long since.
relied en the fidelity of an ola family
scrv nj To help him out among the cod
erred yo.ers. Tnecansiiaaie WAS bc,;sn.
After tie election he WIS rid that the
coiured ro'i.ient frie'il rad voted eairst
him. He Hid not believe II. but IN et-
iny him one dav tie ex-e;i'ididate said;
..i'li give yea q dollar. jam, to tell ME
whom You voted for"
ii voted aoin vu,. boss"
..Hell, here is Tie dollar for your cam
dor
Look heah. boss. II yer am cwine ter
nay for de candor. nlou. rs well own
NJ voted agin YOU free different i,nars.
Taree dollars noah. il YOU please. boss. y
This is a,mos, as bad rs he WAY Sem
a,or Voorhees, treated our representa-
tive, Reagan. .iasiin 7sr.) SyiiaJs.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
A Few Manufacturing Disease.

II has been observed that the manl-
farturc of aichromate of potash has a
sia.u,: ar effect ui,nn the nose. manifest
nw Itself il, curious maraer. 4 lite
hoc il formed on The spptttn or partI-
lion If tAc nose dividing the nos,riiS.
sad increases vraau9il, until the par;i-
tlna e,.i rely disappears. with the excep-
tiou of it, ever paif, 50 tina, to su-
,1cr.i,;ai observer ii,-r RI is nothing the
master VITA lie nose, eNccid Il lii.e
ouiw ri lrnrcssion. 1t is noticed that
rs soon IL, ,le partition is desire, Ell the
,.-,~'c,s spta'lr> IN stop there. neither
/ e l,uw-. ar tt,s's, nor throa, being in
LIE least dc rec effected. SiIne work
men IL the c,iit;nlc factory in Fuss y,
wt.er,. The disease has been c.;u.!y
watched, have been en,ploNed for ten
W = a,,h remained u;a.irct.'l. while
~ ~, .ahers re iioh. Ia ii.e nose 10 ems
la tc farn!"d after one nit.lilii's work.
itu, tina: IA. disease Is something More
;nrn an in,liyi,ii p"cuf;trHv is evident
ffo.n LIE 81 tht; 81 inspection ~ all
the Aani, proved t@at more than 20 per
cent. i,t tie men Rad diseased hoses.
T e early ssmntomS are IL slight TEX
l'r of the part ;iieeicd. foi.oweh by
h.eadilo, but WITH Ut uncomfortable
fc,s inws. and, in fact, the destructive
process is painless. - uaaoa 1snieS.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
What tho Ti,umb Does.

Have noticed that wien vou want
to take hold Of anytiing-a bit VI
thread. We will say--tha, it is alMays
the thumb who puts himself forward.
and that he il aiwass uii ore sisse by
himself, willie the rest Of TIE Ii1gers are
on the Others II tho THUMB i not hep
Ing, nothi.,g stops il yenr hand, and
YOU don't know VIA. 10 do with It.
Try. by way Of experiment, to carry
your spoon TO yo,ir mo,il. without put
ting ,oar thumb TO il. and ven viii see
" nal a ioag lin, it viii take Won tn -et
through Win \ poor little psatefui oi
broth. Tie thumb is placed III such \
manner On your hand that It can fare
eacn Of tire other fingers: one after iii.
oiaer. or all ,osc.hcr, rs YOU please, aud
by this we are enabled IN grasp. rs with
n pair oi piuccrs. all objects, wiaiiaer
large or suiall. Gnr hands owe their
perfection OF usefulness IN this happy
arrangement, which has been bestowed
Oh no other animal except the nlonAey.
our nearest neigifbDr.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
Married at Seventh.

Eecrn'ly. savsthc Phi .al!eipiia Times,
de ke,. DR.. i;od5n. Of West Chester.
a!,no,lnced to the Protestant Ei,isco'a
Conventions. then in SESSION, that he Eai
!, ea requested 10 joia, in matriinony III
:,ev. Dr. Sc r art Miss Thomas. Of
!, est Caesirr DR.. Spear, who is seven
Il seara al ae. and nearly Bind. has
been All INN he OF the Old Mans liome
Tor lie pas, .tur YEARS, i,ild t.ie fact tnat
ifis secret had leased out worried hin
y.,.y M, ii. 4. IL was the one topic oi
,ne agcd .rat em.n who live ut the
I. ana. On Tuesday the doctor quietly
.e.t lie Home. and went To \ frieiid' $
iou-e. Were bc remained until the day
fo,.awinG. when he was met by Miss
T!on,,ls. aud ut 1850 the Rev. DIR.
i.ir.iafd Newton performed TIE mar
I'll: ~ servies, in tie presencr OF haa-a-
4 zen Of Dir. spear friends. Hiss
'ilomas, The bride. who belongs to an
excellent iam,ly in West Chester, u
possess d oi considerable wealth. and is
twenty ,ears TIE junior IT her husband.
The groom for M -, years Ms rector Of
~. l.,lae Cuurch, in this ctx. and in
is Younger Years was an eloquent
preacher. aud sr.ally admired by his
con re-a, n. TIE bride aud groom
viii reai,ic III West Chester.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
30 ut a : aag W oman.

II waS IN ~ concert room. The as
--mh,ci ladies and gentlemen were
avail; in.~ tic hc.iu,i;ng nf the entnrtan-
MT. Presently y very pretty Young
numan entered the halt. walked down
il.- ,aain aisle. and took her SCAT near
in. frnui row.
+Lr G,s,r::e" exclaimed Young
Mans,"hai's MIGHTY pretty girt".'
Perfect nl;lsher," said his friend, sem
tcn;in,isiv.
",pid lou see how she looked at me"
asked The iir>'.
AT your ,",'i"d his epi@ramma,ic
.rena. didn't catch Der eye three
,iincs?'
"a pretty d'css-ra,tern," observed a
lady.
''B,;t lid vcu notice how awfully Il
bump" astcd a second fair critic.
Bin, and rcen..n snucred third;
.srcadid tastt..'
q. n size ) col s,;se hair remarked Mr..
Wonder low much Of tits her owl"
responded his wife.
~ hut drr.s must have cost rs mitch
as - n yard" WAS the comment OF y
,cu,t.r lady in I 90 next seat.
''lnr my r:t'i don't see what folks
aa,h To ri- ont 5" at concert. sand
ri- Young 'lN's mother; nobody
>"t' 4 do II tlt;tt WAS aaNha'N.
"Whv. ma. rel'.rd tile daughter. 81
:hink sizes ju~, splendid. 1 wish had
a dress jus, lie 1t.
she : .oi ho.ne'y nose. remark
s"l lady wilh rn>a! appendices like
a cher>e&nifc. Il always notice noscs,
,ou know"
"Aitoarilcr too tall" was the ro-
niarE 't fiTs. b.. perfect dump OF q
wuman. bs ,ne way.
-. hrau,if,i c"mp'cEinn.' rcmarked
Ar. C.; ''riear r'"s and white.
"!Innrih lhas's easy enough sail
Mrs. c.. excl anging with her !en,aie
tr,rnd y plying shi,.e Ut her loru and
masters sim"sitnt-
II wonder ilow old she is said a Ia
6y across e ;iiS.e.
.Nm Il day under o." was the reply
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-12-20
How Many Toes Hasa Cat.

This was one of the questions asked =
certain class in School No. B, during ex-
animation week, and as simple as the
question appears to be. none could All
swer it. In the emergency the Princi-
pal. Mr. Brands, WAS applied To for \
solution, and he also. vita good ma
turcd smile. gave it up. when one Of the
teachers determined not to he beaten by
SO simple question hit upon the idea
OF sen,iing on, delegation OF boys TO
scour the neighborhood tor cat. Sew
cral boys went out and having been
successful. returning board was ut
once appointed and the toes counted.
when 10 tile relief II all it was learned
that cat possesses eighteen toes, ten
ON the front ieet and eight on the hind
feek--i tatcrs0n Nescs.