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Sacramento daily record-union., 1882-12-22
W. A. lzyGusoN, n, D..

". A. EyGgis0N. n. D.,
"oAEoPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Ofiics, southwest corner OF Sc renth and
ssreeta, In Brytes new building, up stairs. Resi-
dence, southeast corner of Seventh ahd streets,
Sacramento. Office hours to 8 and 70 SP.H
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SAMp, EOTrE EpEE,

SAMPLE BUF FTCE FEEE!
VIII be sent 10 any applying by letter. stating
SYMPTOMS sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to
all business transactions.
DIR. HiHTsES KIDNEY REMEDY, NE
PHRETECuM. cures all kinds OF Kidney an
Bladder Complaints, Gonorrh9a, Gleet Leucorrh9a
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle six bottle,
for S5.
DIR. MTNTIE's DANDELI0N PILLS sre the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS
cure in the market. For sale by all Druggists
KIRK, GEARY CO., Sacramento, Wholesale
e,yents m9-4pIv&oQswIyWS
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A. M. SMITH.

A. M. SMITH,
NJ. Ha J STREET PRACTICAL PLUMBER
and Gashtter-work done on the most approved
sanitary principles dl-4ptf
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DR.. G. .. sALFIELD,
SE6 kearnT street,
3 A n f Z A n CT GO, CA L

Consultations strictly confidential, by letter or at
Office, FREE. For the convenience Of patieuts and
In order to insure perfect secrecy, have adopted
private address, under which all packages are for.
wsrded.
Trial BOTTLE FREE,
Sufficient to show its merit, will be sent to an one
applying by letter, stating his symptoms and age
Communications strictly CONFIDENTIAL
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DENTISTRY.
REMOVED,

nR T. NJ. SHIELDS, DENTIST,
IL TO No. 525 ] street, between Filthlfqs-zS
and Sixth, where he will be pleased to see VIlIO
his friends. dl6-tf
Sacramento daily record-union., 1882-12-22

IN nENTIST, QUINN'S BUILDING, -
~ northeast corner Fourth and JfTs@sS
streets Artificial Teeth inserted on allSUIITD
bases. Improved Liquid Nitrous Oxide Gas for
painless extractionsof teeth au25-f
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02
Plucky Parsons.

Dr. French, the Bishop Of Lahore, has
been given the war medal for Afghan
lStan for having ministered under fire to
dying soldiers during the campaign of
lo19-Sl. The bishop of Auckland. New
Zcaland-Dr. Cowie-has received two
war medals, namely, the Indian mutiny
medal, with a clasp, for the final siege
and capture of Lucknow, and the sub
sequent actions of Allygunge, Rooycah,
and BareillY, and the frontier war medal
Tor the short but sanguinary Umbcyla
campaign in the winter OF 1864. A
Bombay clergyman, the Rev. Mr.. Allen,
was given the war medal in 1S41 for his
services in the field during the campaigns
OF that and the preceding year. None
OF the English papers, however, seem
10 remember that few months ago the
Rev. j. w. Adams, II chaplain attached
10 the Cabul field force. was awarded
the Victoria cross for having at the battle
Oh hllla-klazi eXtlicated Il number of
!ancers who, with their horses, had fallen
INTO flooded ditch. The chaplain had
70 wade in water up to his waist to drag
the horses of of their drowning riders,
ana performed his gallant feat under a
not IRE, having ultimately to run for
MS own life when the swordsmen came
up and captured his horse
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02
FARM AND FIRESIDE.


Never use the curry comb on a
horses legs below the knee and hook. A
corn broom is best since it takes out the
dirt and does not hurt the horse.
When turkeys are not two months
old they can successfully withstand the
severest weatherif dry. In wet weather
they should be confined in yard under
GOVERN. Y Times.
If the water in which new turnips
are boiled is well sailed, and is changed
twice or three times, the strong and dis
agreeable flavor noticed in them before
frost comes will almost certainly be re-
moved.-N z. Post.
A New Jersey farmer reports that
dressing of eight bushels per acre of salt
to land badly infested with white grubs
enabled him to raise good crops of corn
for three years past, which was impossi-
BILE previous to this application.
1t is a good idea to wrap the trunks
of apple trees with burlap sacks. and to
examine the wrappings every few days
10 ascertain if any of the grubs or
worms of the coddling moth have found
their way into them, that they may be
destroyed Chicago Journal.
String beans make a nice side dish
if, after being boiled in the usual way
with a small piece of salt pork to flavor
them. YOU drain them carefully. and then
add sweet milk or cream, a little butter,
pepper and salt, just as you prepare peas.
N Y. Post.
Tho orlv WOW 70 raroova tho naacb
or1b is to srrane away the earth from
The foot of the tree and follow all the
under bark burrows to their end, with
+bo noint ~ tho l,nifa Ae tboy do not
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02
S'HOW Much"

Some OF our restaurants charge eX-
hOrbitant prices for their viands, cspec-
tally for articles ''out of season. But
they usually make it plain just what the
charge will be.
A rather amusing story is told in the
Boston journal of man who wanted
some strawberries in Paris restaurant
Strawberries at present are pretty dear
in Paris. A gentleman from the country
went to dine ten days ago at one of the
restaurants on the boulevardS. and seeing
little plates of Strawberries on the buffet
as he came in, he thought he would have
some for dessert. With provincial cau-
ton he called the waiter to him, when he
had nearly finished his dinner and said:
"Those are very nice strawberries.
" Yes, sir"
What is the priceP"
Only one franc, sir"
Although surprised to find the price so
low, he ordered saucer of the berries.
He had nearly finished eating them when
the waiter brought his bill. What was
his establishment to see a charge of ten
francs for Strawberries.
"What does this mean, sirp" he de-
manded. " You told me they were one
franc, and you charge me TEN
Il beg your pardon, sir" said the
waiter, g but | meant one franc apiece,
and you had ten berries in your saucer"
The feelings of the guest can be better
imagined than described Leaving one
strawberry untouched on his plate, he
rose at once in anger and turned toward
the desk to pay the bill.
"Sirn' cried the waiter, who expected
his usual Pour-boire of two or three sous,
''you have forgotten the waiter"
Forgotten your exclaimed the guest;
certainly not! | have left you straw
berry, which is equivalent to a pour
botre for you of twenty sous. - Youths
Companion.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

BEING entirely vegetable, no particular care
is required while using DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Purgative Pellets" They operate without
disturbance to the constitution, diet, or occu-
patton. For sick headache, constipation, i'm
pure piood, dizziness sour eructations from the
stomach, bad taste in mouth, bilious attacks,
pam IN region ofkidney, internal fever, bloated
teeEng ABOUT stomach, rush of blood to head,
take Dr.. Pierce's pellets" By druggists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

~" Facts speak palmer than words"
Proof:-"The Doctor told me to take blue
pill, but didn't, for / had already been poi
soned twice by mercury. The druggist told
me to try Kidney-Wort, and | did. 1t was
just the thing for my biliousness and consti-
patton, and now am as well as ever''-A. P.
Sanford. Sold in both dry and liquid form.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

A YOUTH Of Hbernian extraction, in chop
ping wood with ahatchet the other day was
so unfortunate as to craze the thumb of his
left hand with which he was steadylng the
piece of kindling hewas splitting. RuefulIy
gazing at the injured member, he remarked /:
"Begorra, it was gsod thing l did not have
hold of the handle With both hands. or |
would have chopped T. off sure ''-Ne,o York
Graphic.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

-Ihe physical strength of Arabs is
enormous. An officer of the Peninsula
and oriental mail steamers says that
there are Arabian stevedores who can
readily carry from three to four hundred
welgn5. The donkey boys often lift up
their donkeys.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

WHAT did you say the conductors name
wasp "Glass-Mr. Glass" "Oh, mop,
"Butit is" "Impossible-it can't be." And
why not, pray!n Because, sir, glass is a
non-conductor" Deafening applause from
the scientific passengers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

A MASSACHUSETTS woman read of an oil-can
explosion, and didn't believe the story until
she tried the same thing herself. She now
thinks it wonderful how near newspaper can
hit the truth She will be out in the fall
Detroit Free Press,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

"No," SAID Mrs. Pshawdee. ~ donS
think my daughter will be good pianist; she
doesn't at all depreciate BeethOven's soon
alters or sympathies, and cares altogether too
much for the cheap and populous music. u
Music and Drama.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

IF bilious, or suffering from impurity of
blood or weak lungs and fear consumption
lscroluloqs, disease of the lungs), take Dr.
Pierce Golden Medical Discovery and it
will cure you. By druggists
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

PIECE Of whalcbone fifty inches long, ten
inches wide and seven uches thick, has been
dug up on the line of the Canadian Pacific
Railroad. 1t is supposed to have belonged to
the corset of an antediluyian belle,-Lo1oeI
Courier.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

is bad thing, but DR.. Pierces "Favorite
Prescription" deserves its name. 1t is GER
tain cGte for those painful maladies and weak
nesses which embitter the lives of SO many
women. OF druggists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

80 extravagant were Savannah bellies
in l|3! that law was enacted by the
Georgia Legislature forbidding the use
Of gold and silver in apparel and furni-
tire.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

As THE most effectual yet the most mild
and harmless remedy for Diarrhea, Dysentery
and all summer complaints we would recon-
mend our friends to use WAKEFIELD's BLACK
BERRY BALsAM. 1t is never failing remedy.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

SLICES of plum pudding are served at som'
of the summer hotels, and the facetious CUES
says TO the waiter: Take this stove lid bach
and put some more sauce on it."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

The Atlantic contains long story about a
man VINO could not tell lie. 1t is probably
the hrst time we have ever figured in maya
zine bctlon.-N OrrtStoic,n HernL6
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

TIE Buffalo Adyertiser knows Of man who
tried to buy pneumonia by the quart. That's
right enough. What the family doesn't use
can be given to the poor. -BOStOH Post
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

"YoU dog of a printer" cried the enraged
poet, you have not punctuated my poem at
all.n YES, but you see, sir, l am not
pointer, Pm SETTER" replied the printer
Chicago 1riJetne.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

"A VIRGINIAN has pet fish twenty-seven
years old" That's nothing. We frequently
hear married women speak in afIectionate
terms of THAT old sardme of mine "-Ne,C
Haven Register
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

THE hotel thief is not spiritual medium
but he can trance some. A chrome given foi
the first correct solution.-BUrliagtoe Hack
ele
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

EGGS six hundred years old have been
found in town in France. 1t is evident that
Daniel Pratt has never lectured there-Roch-
land Courier
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

The man who "lodged a complaint" and
"boarded Carl says he is going out of the
hotel busness.-BoSton Commercial Bulletin.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

Stoves are supposed to be a somewhat
modern invention, but the Egyptians we're
warmed by Alexander the CRATE B. c. 300.-
Boston Transcript.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

HAS there banana body down street?''
she inquired with smile And as the last
word was uttered she went down "kerfop ~
-Ddnvjue Sunbeam
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

TAKE one quart of dried apples and gallon
OF warm water if you want to be swell young
many. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

IT is believed meat will not be much cheap
err until after chestnuts have arrived.-Ddn-
bury Mems.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

eds- Faded articles of all kinds restored tc
their original beauty by Diamond Dyes. Per
feet and simple. 10 cents, at all druggists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

WATERMELON seeds are now utilized for a
soup called PURGE of melon. No one has as
yet gone crazy over it.-N. Y Mail.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

THEY are afraid of water famine in Alex
andrla' Come to Iowa; you can't get anything
else.-BurItngton HaOkeyc.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's EyeWater Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

"YEs, " said the farmer, 'barbed wire fences
are expensive, but the hired man doesn't stop
and rest every time he has to climb it."-
SaLenl Sunbeam.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

FLIES, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by Rough on Rats l5c.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

THE American Tonic Sofia associatio,
met at Springfield recently. La, mi!-Loacel
Courier.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

SOMEBODY has written history of pies,
but it is not pious work.-HoteL Nal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

USE Wise's Axle Grease on in6amatory sores
of all kinds.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

Csc buys pair of Lyons Patent Heel Stiffen-
ers and make boot or shoe last twice as long.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

WHEN the funds are unsteady-When mon
ey is tight.-7he Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Remover" re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. 81
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

SAVE your wagons, your money and your
patience by using Frazer Axle Grease.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

USE Wise's Axle Grease on threshers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

TRY the new brand, "spring Tobacco.r
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

WIsE's Axle Grease won't melt.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02
EDUCATIONAL.

Coo A WEEK in your own town. Terms and
DUU S. outfit free Addrs II .Hallett Co Portland Me
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

COLEMAN BUSINESS COLLEGE, Newark N. j.
Y Write for Catalogue. Coleman a. Palms, Props.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

Union COLLEGE OF LAW. Chicago III. The
u twenty fourth year begins pit sOh, 1882. Diploma
admits to the Bar Of Illinois. For circulars address
Hon II. RooTH. Chicago H.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02

three sizes for animal flesh. Try bottle.
AS these cuts indicate, the Oil is used sue
oessfully for all diseases of the human. foul
and animal flesh. Shake well before using.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1882-09-02
EMPLOYMENT for Ladies'.

OFFICES: LIE Droit Building, WASHINGTON D. c. /:
Case Building, CLEVELAND, ONO Abstract Building,
DETROIT. MICH. Metrop olitsn Block CHICAGO, ILL.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-13

notable sale of horses is about to take place. They are the property of Count de Lagrange. the we'll known French breeder
 of horses for just a quarter of century :,
 and during that period he has won in France
 and England, to say nothing of his occasional
 excursions into Germany when the Baden
 Baden races were patronized by French
 sportsmen, more than $2, 5OO, ,OOO. The sale
 of next month will extend over three days,
 and 163 head of stockswill be brought be-
 meath the allied hammers of the English and
 French Tatters alls. The stock consists of
 mares, foals, yearlings and sires, and will be followed at the end of the season by
 sale Of horses in training. All this
 thoroughbred stock is the property of the l association formed seven years ago under the | auspices of Count de Lagrange and buyers are expected to find their way from every | part of the habitaDle globe to the little vil- l lage the banks of the Epte. Dangu, at which the sale is to be held, is village in l the department of the Eure, about five miles l from Gisors, a town on the line from Paris to Dieppe and Count de Lagrange owns nearly all the land in this and in the adj join ing commune of Neaufes-twelve hundred acres of pasturage and fifteen hundred of arable lar d. It is here that Count de La horses for so many years, and the perfect order which characterizes the whole estab- lishment goes far to account for his success.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-13


 Next Monday three members of the Board left vacant by the expiration of the terms of Messrs. Bushnell, Gils and Maher. MT. Bushnell will not allow the use of his name, and Mir. Gile has been elected principal of one of the schools and is therefore out of the field.
 The selection of candidates for member ship in the Board of Education is & very im- portant matter. It is also very difficult task to do well. Those who are best fitted to do good work in the Board are not always or often, ready to accept nomination Con- sequently the best men are not often placed on the ticket. Then, too, partisan politics must not be allowed to influence nomina tions. Men with grievances who are anxious to get into the Board in order to redress real or fancied wrongs cannot properly be select ed And other equally important considera- tions should be kept in mind by those who make school tickets and those who vote for them.
 Hitherto, at least for some years past, the people of New Haven have been kindly re- lieved of the duty and trouble of selecting
 
 Education. A band of unselfsh patriots have been accustomed to come together lit tie before the time for the school election, I pick out three men who suited them and ! then rely on the apathy of the public and their own energetic efforts to elect them. This scheme has been successful one, so I successful, indeed, that practically the pso pie who pay the school taxes have not had much voice in their distribution We have had, in mild and exceedingly plausible way, ! a school ring.
 It is pleasing to sec that there is growing disposition among the people to take the se- lection of members of the Board of Educa- ton out of the hands of those most interest cd in keeping the Board harmonious" not to say subservient. Members of the Board and the Superintendent and the principals should not be allowe ed to control the nomina- tions. May it be long before there is held in New Haven another t'public meeting" packed, like ward caucus, with men in ths employ of the district and with personal friends of the Superintendent, the principals and teachers.
 Believing, as we do, that there is need of reform in the method of selecting candidates for the Board of Education we are prepared to favor any proper step towards such re- form. Such step has been taken in the nomination of the ticket which we print (with it's endorsement by 8 number of good oitizens) in another place. We have reason to believes that no ''schemes' entered into the nomination of this ticket. It is non-par- tisan. It gives the eastern part of the city the representation to which it is entitled. It is composed of men who have the interests of the schools at heart, and who can be de- pended on to do their duty as members of the Board. These things being so. we com- mend the ticket to our readers as 8 good and safe one to vote for next Monday.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-13
MELANCHOLY,

A gentleman relating an accident he had met with at Greenwich from fall. was asked by 8 sergeant if it near the vertebrN that he had been hurt. ''No, sir, '' was the reply j; ''it was near the observatory"
 A grave and dignifed D. D., after listening to the recitation of catechism by class of children, was asked to make few remarks to them. Whereupon he arose and said :: II desire, my young friends, to express ar unqualified appreciation of this exercise. regard the catechism the most admir- able epitome of religious belief extant." The su- perintendent pulled his sleeve, and asked him to explain the word epitome, which he eluci- dated as follows: ''By epitome, children, mean--that is-it is synonymous with sy- nopsis -CongregGtioaa0lst. sE You know how it is in country village Neighbors are always guying and joking each other. Well, the other night, in certain New Hampshire town, polecat got loose and made things mighty aff1icting, as it were. Dr. w. had been sorely pestered by the guy ing of his neignbor, Major G. He saw his opportunity. He knew everybody in the vii cinity would be looking out to see what had happened, and sticking his head out of the window, he yelled in voice that could be heard by everybody in the vicinity "Go home, Major G., go home!''-Boston Post. sI tell you what it is, fellahs," yawned Adolphus, I'm making an awful commotion among the girls. Only wanted little fun, yer know, but deucea if they aren't all fall ing in love with me. 'Pon honor, I believe I'm getting into hot water, yer know" "Do you f' said one of the girls who chanced to everhear ''weil perhaps it will have the same effect upon you as it does upon the lobster.'' ''l say, Martha" exclaimed Adol- phus, turning about ''you' Ire deucedly sharp, yer know, but blamed if I know what you're driving at now" ''Oh, nothing" replied Martha; ''only Holsters, you know, are green till they get into hot water. ."-Boston Transcript.
 THRIFTY SCHOOL TRUSTEE.
 Shan't a go in to swell his hoard
 When he gets elected to the board?
 Shall his brains be always cid at naught,
 While the city B brats must all be taught?
 So, shake the shekelsi
 The shekels shake!
 Why shouldn't a member
 Be the make?
 Let tIae press go hang it's interviews
 Are r. most per nicious sort of news!
 Can you show me- sir, in any board,
 The man who doesn't swell his hoard?
 So, shake the shekeIs!
 The shete els shake
 Why shouldn't a member
 Be on the make?