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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

CHEN you are paving attention TO old
Grinders daughter, are you, my sonz'' Eyes,
mother; l have waited upon Miss Grinder
somewhat. She's nice sort of girl. Fathers
got money" Precious little good that'll do
you, ny son. He's the Closest man in these
parts'' but you know, mother, he can't
live forever, and Don't you be too
sure. I've known old Grinder for forty years,
and he hasn't died yet" This set the young
man to thinking
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

-Canada's contrivance to encourage
immigration by payinga portion of the
is bearing nag the fruit that
numbers of poor, miserable, degraded
creatures in England are fiocking to the
Dominion. Those already there are
proving burdens to the community. De-
sirable immigrants, such as mechanics
and farmers, do not avail themselves to
any considerable extent to the advan-
tages offered by the Canadian Govern
ment.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08
The first instance where physicians

The first instance where physicians
are mentioned in the Bible is II Chroni-
Giles, xvi, ~: "And Asa. in the thirty
ninth year of his reign, was diseased in
his feet until the disease was exceeding
ly great; yet in his disease he sought
not the Lord, but to the physicians"
The compiler coolIy adds, as though
natural consequence: "And Asa slept
with his fathers
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08
Profit, 1900.

ITO sum it up, six long years of bed-ridden
sickness, costing 500 per year, total 81, 300
ties of Hop Bitters, taken by my wife. She
has done her own homework for year since,
without the loss of day, and want everybody
to know it. for their benefit. ~. e. Farmer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

-Piute John, of Empire, New, was
recently bereaved by the loss of his wife.
He swung her body over his shoulder
and went to the foothills, where he
buried the remains in a hole about
two feet deep, covering the grave with
nile of powders. He returned to the
lodge and joyously selected shapely
souaw, to whom he was Immediately
married.-Chicaqo Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08
Personal.

The Veltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
10 men young or old who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
Of vitality and manhood Address as above
n. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

1t seems that the rgan-grinders,
with the rest. are grumbling over the
cold and wet season we are having. 1t
keeps them close in their crowded city
quarters, when they want to be out on
the road, picking up pennies.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

"A glass fruit jar filled with sour
milk, says a dynamite experimenter,
and kept alright for week becomes a
bomb, which scatters destruction all
around if thrown to the ground.-De-
trott Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

s.*"By asking too much we may lose the
little that we had before" Kidney-Wort asks
nothing but a fair trial. This given, it fears
no loss of faith in it's virtues. A lady writes
from Oregon: "For thirty years | have been
afflicted with kidney complaints. Two pack
ages of Kidney Wort have done me more good
than all the medicine and doctors have had
before believe it is a sure cure.n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

Now THAT the season for Summer Com
plants is upon US, every family should have a
bottle of WAKEFIELD's BLACKBERRY BALsaM
In the house to use promptly when required
1t is the best known remedy for Diarrhea, Dys-
EMERY, Flux, &c, For Sale by all Druggists
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WE kill our rulers when we remove from the
human system whatever disorganiZes the
nerves. DR.. Benson's Celery apd Chamomile
Pills relieve from subsection to the power of
headache, sleeplessness and dyspepsia. They
contain no opium or hurtful drug. DR.. c. W.
Benson's Skin Cure is . sure and perfect
remedy for all diseases Of the Skin and Scalp.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

LYDIA E. PINKHAMs Vegetable Compound
revives the dropping spirits; invigorates and
harmonizes the organic functions; gives elias
ITCHY and frmness to the step, restores the
natural luster to the eye, and plants on the
pale cheek of beauty the fresh roses Of life's
spring and early summer time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

Cancer and Other Tumors
are treated with unusual success by World's
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.
Y. Send stamp for pamphlet.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

The most ancient of all recipes
known to us comes from Egypt, from an
ancient papyrus roll and it is a recipe
for hair-dye
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

German friend-''De picture you
hat painted is most putiful; dere is only
Won word in de English lanckguige vicb
describes it-and l hat vorgotten it."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

1t is said that Mr.. Bennett trans
ferred TO Mrs. De Long four per cent.
bonds to the face value of S25, 900 when
the Jeanette sailed, and that afterward
he doubled the amount.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WHEN . man has the smallpox second
time, he finds himself the subject Of remark
TEXAS Siftnss.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

-" Whist is philosophy" 1t is some
thing that enables rich man to say
there is no disgrace in being poor
S0naerrilIe Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WIEN little Minnie was three years old she
asked for some water one night When it
was brought she said: Papa, can't you get
me some fresh watsr4 This is little with
-~ad -
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

SIN Arkansaw unfaithful lovers are boy
cotted,' says an exchange. Perhaps they are
left alone to give them chance to make up.
Teas Siffings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

GRSTLKMAS (who has stepped on . lady's
feot} -'Pardon, madam, pray take it for hand
saueexe.-FieS1sde Btdtter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

A LEATHER MAN, remarked that the big
mastiffs on exhibition at the dog show had
bark enough in them to run a tan yard.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

SKINNY MEN. Wells Health Renewer'' re-
stores health and yigor, cures Dyspepsia 81.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WHAT 10 candlei One whose fate il to die
Of consumption, but who constantly makes
light of his misfortune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

In what respect did Absalom differ from 8
hounds The hound catches the hare, but
Absalom. confound it, was caught by the
hair
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08
Cancer

ALL the other rowers except Hanlan appear
to Be numb-scullA-Boston Post So
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WHY is postman in danger of losing his
waya Because he is guided by the directions
of strangers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WHY is q tender-hearted philanthropist like
q hoTsef Because his steps are arrested by the
cry of woe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

az Dresses, cloaks, coats. stockings and all
garments can be colored successfully with the
Diamond DYES, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Black,
&c. Only loc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

Mr. MIDDLERIB calls his straw hat "Sara-
toga'' because it's ''summery sort.''
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

FLIES. reaches. ants, bed-bues rats, mice,
crows, cleared out b. = Rouyh Oh Rats 15c
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08
Fits. Hta. Fit

successfully treated by Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association. Address, with STAMP
for pamphlet, Buffalo, n. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-06-08

WHY is fish-hook like the letter F. Be-
cause 1t VIII make an eel feel.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

ing, Short & Harmony This. is reprint OF
papers published by Dr.. Brown in 1866, to
which the author has recently added three
others; and the American publishers have in
cluded some sketches not hitherto published
in this country. The warm and large humani
ty of DR.. Brown, his exquisite simplicity of
eloquence, and his rare and sensitive sympathy
have given HIM wide and affectionate circle
of hearers in America as well as England.
The greater part of the volume is especially
addressed to physicians, and while its kindly,
liberal and practical suggestions will patticu-
larly benefit those for whom it is written, the
general reader will find much to admire and
appreciate. DIR. Brown has much to say in his
] keen and vigorous manner concerning the
physicians who place a. clever diagnosis before
the welfare of the patient. He repeats in va
rious convincing phrases the conviction which
is the result of his long and successful practice
that the aim of the medical art is to cure, not
to make brilliant experiments; and that prac-
tical power, high sense of responsibility ard
cultivated experience are the desirable quail
ties DIR. Brown's charming notes upon a
piano recital by Mr.. Charles Halle, on some of
Landseer's work, and the paintings of Sir
Henry Raeburn, prove the fine and instructive
| quality of his perception and criticism.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

The English seem to be celebrating their
Egyptian succ esses in a manner which is
ont of all proportion with their Importance.
or course it was a very fortunate thing for
them that the weakness of Arab Bey en-
abled Sir Garnet Wolseley to bring the cam
paign SO speedily to a conclusion, but it is
ridiculous to celebrate the easy victory at
Tel-el-Kebir as though it were great mill
tary triumph. A conflict between England
and Egypt could only end in one way, and
the success which General Wolseley achieved
was foregone conclusion. His men may
have suffered considerably from the climate,
and they may have made some arduous
marches, but according to all accounts they
did no fighting worth mentioning, for the ex-
cellent reason that the enemy would not
give them chance, and to treat the sue
cessiul General and his troops as though
they had won second Waterloo is simply
sf1Iw
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

Rare Poems of the 10th and 18th Centuries.
Collected and Edited with Notes by W. j.
Linton. Boston: Roberts Brothers; Portland:
Loring, Short & HARMONY. Nothing could he
choicer and daintier for Christmas gift than
this exquisite collection of songs. The brilliant
and hearty voices of the old English poets
sound never sweeter than at Yule-time. Music
and poetry were never more intimately con-
nected than in the 10Th and 18th centuries,
when madrigal-singing and poetic composition
were the accomplishments of all persons with
any pretence to education. Counterpart and
the rules Of verse went hand in hand, and the
curious simplicity, together with the exacting
rules, of the art of that time gave a singular
charm to its music and poetry. Mr.. Linton has
selected with very great taste from the poems
to be found in out-of-the-way collections, not
easy of access to the general reader. Part are
by known authors, Dunbar, Tusser, Sir Philip
Sidney, Waller, Vaughan and others. The
authors of many more are unknown, but the
poems are copied from Byrd's Set Songs, mad
rigals by Wilbye, Dowland. sc. Mr.. Linton is
to be congratulated upon his arrangement of
most elegant and distinguished work.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

INDIAN corn shipped to Europe out OF the
mouth of the Mississippi river is growing
in disfavor in Europe. 1t is said that the
corn is not delivered there to vessels in
perfect state of dryness, and that it cannot
be. Heating occurs as consequence of
dryness, and the grain, at the end of the
voyage proves TO be heated. 1t is not un-
likely that this difficulty may prove TO be
without remedy owing to the humidity of
the atmosphere of the lower Mississippi, and
In the end all corn designed for European
markets will be carried by rail or lakes to
more northern seaports
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25
FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Prize Gard Album Exhibition.
FIFTY DOLLARS FOR THE BEST.
THIRTY DOLLARS FOR THE SECOND.s
TWENTY DOLLARS FOR THE THIRD.

For the coming Holiday Season
we are making extensive prepar-
atiOns which will enable ms to ex-
hibit a stock far superior TO amy
ever before shown i'm Maine.
As "a special feature we have
opened an elegant Card Depart
nent, and to properly introduce
it, and also to induce people TO
visit orr store frequently, the fol-
lowing liberal offer will be made
viz:
Three cash premiums amount
ing to one hundred dollars will be
given for the first, second, and
third most original, neatesf, and
artistic arrangement of cards i'm
one of the Elegant Albums which
we offer at So. so each, IA very low
price for the quality to parties
wishing to compete for the above
premiums. We do not make it
obligatory that the cards shall be
purcha Sed OF us, but shall have
such an assortment and at such
reasonable prices that all who ex-
anime the stock carefully will
find Ii for their interest to make
selections from our STOCK. The
completed books must be deliver
ed at our store before Dec. I6, when
three impartial and well quail
fed judges will decide upon their
respective merits. Probably am
exhibition Of the whole collection
will be arranged for while i'm our
possession. Ii will readily be seen
that this is an opportunity for the
exercise of much taste and artis-
tic skill. Work which will be fas-
cinafing TO all who try it, and for
which liberal reward will be Civ
EN- to these who excel. Parties
who do not secure a premium will
have a book which will be worth
much more than the original cost.
Books and cards are now ready
for inspection. Parties who are
unable to visit the city may have
books and cards. sent CO. d., by
express, with privilege of return-
ing any not wanted.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

THE Democrats are evidently determined
to have an extra session of Congress next
Spring. 1t is strange species of insanity
which prompts some people to hang them
selves solely because they happen to have
the rope to do it with.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25
MISCELLANEOUS


We make speciality of Wooden, WOrsted and Cot
ton Yarns, and offer complete lines of Scotch IrOn--
supposed to be the best for service in Also all
the leading cOlors in Peckhama fine strong yarn for
mittens. edgings, &C. Also Coventry Porter SaV0ny,
Cashmere, Angola and Rhode Island Yarns in Indigo
Blue Mixed, light and dark, in and ply---excelent
for men and boys wear, and all the cOOrs in best ball
yarns Also Midnight and Columbia Germantown, and
Morse and Kaleys Cotton Ball Yarn in all numbers and
cOlOrs. ALI of which we offer at Bottom Prices.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

THE Mobile Register warns its readers
thatit would be idle to attribute the results
of the late election to anything in the way
Of confidence in the general policy of the
Democratic party as developed when it had
q majority in both houses of Congress.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

IF Brazil and the Argentine Republic in
sist upon going to war there is probably no
use trying to prevent them. We suppose
both parties understand that the rifles and
other munitions of war produced in the
United States are the best in the world.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

In the fiscal year 188O-s1, the cotton man
ufacturers of the United States sold sos, PIG
pieces of sheeting to China, against 1872, 611
pieces sold there by the British.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

We do not read anonymous letters and communi-
estions. The name and address of the writ are in
all cases Indispensable not necessarily for ubica-
zion but as guaranty of good faith.
We cannot undertake to return or preserve COM
MunicatiOns that are not used.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25
THE PRESS.
SATURDAY MORNING, NOV. e5.

EVERY regular attache OF the PRESS is furnished
With Card certificate signed by Stanley Pullen,
editor, All railway, steamboat and hotel managers
viii confer favor upon us by demanding credentials
OF every person claiming to represent our journal
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

THE Johns Hopkins hospital in Baltimore
is to be opened for the reception of patients
in 1885. The endowment fund amounts to
$3.50, IA, and the investment income to
$1,o34,s1s. Nearly 81, 100000 have already
been exnended
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

DURING the year 1882 butter valued at
$82, 223, and eggs valued at $155, 431, were
brought into the United States from the sim
Gle port of Morrisburg, Upper Canada.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

In the Indiana Legislature there are SO
members who favor the submission of con-
stitutional amendment prohibiting the sale
of Intoxicating liquors and So members who
are opposed to submission.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

CONGRESSMAN FLOWER of New York
though Democrat, is not devoid of sense.
BE says: Nothing is more premature than
to say that the Republican party is gone"
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

THE late lamented Jesse James is to have
81 900 red Scotch granite monument erect
ed to his memory. There are many who
will remember him without the aid of any
sculptured shaft.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

MARYLAND and Ohio sent I ,s9e hogsheads
of tobacco to the Netherlands in the year
1881 sgainst al hogsheads from Virginia
and Kentucky for the Same year.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

Three volumes of Professor William ].
Rolfe's edition of Shakespeares Plays contain
the three parts Of the tragedy of King Henry
vi. Pr ofessor Role agrees with Mr.. Edmund
Dowden in considering that the First Part was
written by Greene perhaps, with help from
Peele and Marlowe, and that Shakespeare only
made additions to the text. Other mmenta-
tors ascribe the trilogy entirely to Shakespeare.
New York: Harper & Brothers: Portland: Lor
ing, Short & Harmony
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25
MISCELLANEOUS.
THE AMERICAN
CYCLOPAEDIA.
Ten Reasons why 1t has a Larger Sale
than Any Other

1st. BecGuse,as PRESIDENT ANGEL, of the
University Of Michigan says: Gin compare
son with the great cyclopaedias originating
in Great Britain, it contains multitude of
subjects in the particular field of American
history, biography, law, geography, educa-
ton, invention and social custom, either
not dealt with at all by the former. or not
dealt with so fully and accurately"
2nd Because, as Rev. DIR. BACON of
New Haven, says: II find these volumes
not editorial opinions, but facts-not argu
ments but established results-not contro-
versy nor commentary, but information
3rd. Because, as Hon. GEORGE BAN
CROFT, the Historian, says; ''Its scientific
articles hit the happy medium between too
little technicality and too much of it. The
best authorities of England anil the CONT
nent of Europe, especially France and Ger
many, have manifestly been consulted with
unceasing industry"
4th. Because, as JAMES PARTON, the
Historian. says: SIT is the best work of the
kind in existence. The children who grow
up in house where there is a copy of it
within reach can hardly escape becoming
well informed persons"
9Th. Because, as the late BISHOP JAMES
said, 1T will be an authoritative text book
on all subjects-an epitome of all human
knowledge"
9th. Because, as Rev. JAMES STRONG,
D. D., Editor of the encyclopaedia of Biblical
Literature" says; "The style is simple,
transparent, and chaste. and the informa-
ton is all of the most practical character =
7th. Because, as GEORGE WILLIAM CUR
It's, Editor of Harper's Weekly, says: "THE
AMERICAN CYoLoPAEDIA is unquestionably
the best manual of general reference for an
American
Sth. Because, as REV. DIR. PORTER, Of
Union College, says: st is without peer
for the wants of the American scholar"
| 9th. Because, as Rev. DIR. FUTILE Pres
ident of Wabash College says: "There are
three purchases, if asked, ! would advise
every American family to make; an English
Bible, good newspaper, and The Ameri-
can Cyclopedia."
10th. Because, as PROF. KINGSLEY, of Yale
College, few weeks since, in reply to let
ter from clergyman Of Wisconsin, who
asked advice as to which Cyclopaedia would
be of most use to him, said: ''If yoa ~aoant
an eoery day working Cyclopaedia" By all
means get AppLEToN's AMERICAN"
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

THERE are 2,474 tea plantations in India
with an aggregate area of 205. 312 acres. The
average yield of tea per acre is about 240
pounds.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-25

Imported and Domestic
Soaps, Solid Back Hair
Brushes, French Perfumes,
Florida Water, Orange
Flower Water, Lavender
water, and all Toilet Arti-
Giles can be found at CUP.
Ply, KINSMAN & ALDEN'S
Drug Store.