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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-01-25
CULINARY GEMS.
PLAIN PUDDING.

Bread crumbs, put into . pie-dish,
with alternate layers OF stewed apples
and little sugar, when baked, make an
excellent pudding, the juice Of the ap-
pies making the bread crumbs quite
moist.
ONION sAUCH.
Boil some onions in milk, with pep
per, salt, and nutmeg. When quite
done, pass them through = sieve. Put
some butter and -four into . saucepan;
when the butter is melted, and we'll
mixed with the -four, put in the pulp Of
onions, and add either milk or cream,
stirring the sauce on the fire, until it 10
Of the desired consistency.
.HAN cAxxs.
A capital way of disposing OF the re-
mains Of ham, and making an excellent
dish for breakfast, is: Take one and q
half pounds of ham, fat and lean to-
gether; put it into mortar aud pound
it, or pass it through sausage-machine.
Soak large slice Of bread in half pint
Of milk, and beat it and the ham together.
Add an egg. beaten up. Put the whole
into mould, and bake rich brown.
SMOrHERED STEAK.
Take one dozen large onions, boil them
in very little water, until they are ten
der. One pound Of steak, season it
with pepper and salt, put it in q pan
with some hot beef. drippings, and fry it
till it is done. Take it out, put it on .
dish, where it will keep hot. Then,
when the onions are colt, drain and mash
them in the pan with the steak gravy,
and add pepper and salt to taste. Put
it on the fre, and, as soon a. it is hot,
pour it over the steak and serve it.
sTRwED LEG OF LAMB.
Choose . small leg of lamb, weighing
about four pounds, and put it into ket-
tie which il Just large enough for it,
with two onions, . small carrot, ar
ounce Of salt, . small teaspoonful Of
pepper, two cloves, small bundle o.
sweet herbs, and quart of stock. Cover
the stewpan closely, and let it boil gent.
~ for two hours. 1t will be well to try
the meat at the end OF an hour and
halt, and If it 10 then tender to cease
boiling, and let it stand ON q cool part oil
the range until wanted. Strain the
gravy, take off the fat, and reduce it tc
pint by boiling without the lid of the
stewpan, pour it over the meat and
serve. Boil quarter of pound OF Ital
ian pastine in quart of water slightly
sailed, until tender. Most shapes take
about ten minutes. Take care when YOU
throw in the pastine, that the watel
boils, and that 1t continues to do 90 dur.
ing all the time Of cooking, as this vii
keep the pastine from sticking together
Put this by way of garnish round the
dish on which you have placed the leg o.
lamb,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-01-25
The Lime. Kiln Club Theolo0y

81 should like to hev de seckretary
read the followin' letter in q VERY loud
voice" said the president, Is he handed
over letter.
The secretary read as follows:
GLEN Rose, Tex.-De0r Bro. Gard
ner: There is q man down here who
says that colored folks haven't got any
souls. That only white folks turn to
angels when they die. He points with
triumph to all the pictures of angels ever
painted, in which not single colored
angel is seen. He says he defes even
old Bro. Gardner. the greatest living
logician, to prove that colored men have
souls all samee as Mclean men. Will
you accept the challenge? Respectfully,
CoTroNsEED WHITE.
There was deep silence in the hall for
o long minute, during which the Their
mometer went up thirteen degrees. Then
the president sald:
Eyes, 'cept the challenge. Let dat
Texas man prove to me dat white folks
hab souls, and I will prove dat black
ones hab de same. It am just as easy to
prove one as t'other. As to de pictures
oh angels de black faces am not de only
ones left out. Whar' am de Chinaman.
de Arabs. de Iujuns, de Laplanders, an
all de odder folks? Nobody eber saw a
red-headed angel, an yet do all our red
headed citizens 60 to de bad place? III
defy dat Texas white man to chow me
any face among de angels cher painted
resemblin' Texas man. He can't show
me de face Of Dutchman or Irishman or
Frenchman or Spaniard, but does dat
prove dat heaben was built for few
Americans? We don't take our black
skins to heaben any mo- dan white folks
take der mutton-chop whiskers, glass;
eyes and false-teeth. When we arrive ut
de gate death has giben US all de same
color, and de poo old black man who has
shaved and starved and hungered all his
life STAINS clus beside de white man who
has had riches an contentment. A piece
oh white chalk kin be wrapped up in
black velvet JUS a. well - in bleached
cotton.
81 tell you, my frens, de road to hea-
ben am long an full Of pitfalls::an quick
sands an steep hills an lonesome hol.
lers, and de soul which reaches de golden
gates am 20 cleansed an purified dat de
poo old body left behind ON airth would
neber know it. It isn't de money, de
raiment, de white akin or de fine talk dat
helps de pilgrim ober de quick-sands an
pass the thickets filed Wild darkness an
do skeletons of de lost. It am de heart
an its kind thoughts an good deeds.
Let us now proceed to bizness."
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-01-25

= Juro! appeared before ! Judge Who
celebrated TOR dispatching business. and
usang no Unnecessary words ia giving
a. orders, and asked to be excused.
Inc court Swear him, Mr.. CLERK. .
The court -. What = your ercnaa ! y
The juror-"I have rot Tie itch.--I
an itching now"
The count "Nr. CLERK. scratch
nanne Iron ~ III. = -
Wn@ - jlsor rs1uxned % his store
3 ne - ~ nevae gpoke tsner s II M
~ vnsn AZ nd a ~ itching. z for. !"
80 q !" Ivas itehing, but Il was 5
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
The circular declares the sentence of the
Roman tribunal as violation Of the extra
territorial character of the vatican, and an
insult to the pope.
MISCELLANEOUS.

COLOGNE, Nov. 26.-The river Rhine has
reached the height of 9.4S metres and is
still slowly rising. Express trains from
Holland are obliged to traverse the left
instead of the right bank of the river.
BERLIN, Nov. 26.-The statement of the
Imperial bank of Germany shows an in
crease of 100000 marks.
BERLIN, Nov. 26.-It is generally re-
ported in parliamentary circles that the
reichstag is about to be dissolved because
the government considers it impossible to
conduct public business satisfactorily
with the Prussian parliament conservative
and the German parliament liberal. The
government believes new election would
result very favorably for them. Bismarck,
it is expected, will return to Berlin Friday.
A. Cairo telegram from the governor of
Soudan announces that the rebels were de-
feated at Deerweer with great loss. Much
plumber was taken. Unconfrmed advices
from Kordofan state that the false propht I
has been defeated and captured.
LONDON, Nov. 25.-Soper s. Sons. mer-
chants, failed. Liabilities $4,000.
LONDON, Nov. 25.-The Manchester
handicap was won by Boswell.
The Railway Carriage works of the
London & Northwestern railroad at VOL.
verton, burned. Loss 100000. Three
hundred persons are out of employment.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
TEEATER COMIQUE,

IL Entire Ne,r Company and IN Unprec e.
d.uted Prograi,nae---G CIR at AHractioas.
An entirely new company will appear at
this popular place of amusement this
week, and some of the greatest and most
startling features ever attempted on the
Minneapolis stage will be presented.
Miss Jennie Barton, the
QUEEN OF FIRE,
will appear for the first time in this city,
and introduce the following wonderful
feats: The enchanted fire ball, drinking
boiling and blazing alcohol, eating live
fire-coals, drawing a red-hot poker across
the naked tongue, igniting gunpowder on
the bare hand, eating blazing sealing K,
the cigar feat, spontaneous fire, emitting
flames from the mouth, the salamander
supper, etc.
Miss Lille La Petere, the favorite son g
and dance artist, will appear after two
years absence. A new comedy team, Wen
Eel and Barton, will contribute sketches,
songs, etc.
Miss. Julia Wolcott, a serio-comic vocal
ist, with world wide reputation, has been
added to the company, and Miss Mortimer
! the well-known and fascinating vocalist,
will delight her friends once more.
This will be the second week of the Har-
rises. who will play Everything" with
five distinct changes of costume.
The full stock company will be on hand
as usual, and a grand matinee will be given
on Thanksgiving day at 2:oO p. IN.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
REFORM CLUB.
A Large Meeting Yesterday Afternoon
The Tribune" Isaked.

A Large Meeting Yesterday Afternoon.
The Tribune" Isaked.
Cha plain Satterlee opened the meeting
of the Reform club yesterday afternoon
with a sermon ON Thanksgiving" closing
with '!Let us be thankful that an avalanche
has started from the mountain top which
will sweep every place of wrong doing,
and every saloon out of existence; let us
thank God for the help he has given us in
our glorious cause. We will praise
him all the days Of our lives and
shout the triumph bye and bye"
Coronation was then sung, and Rev. Fl. A.
Heilscher, of the Fourth street Evangeli-
cal church. was introduced and 70 ade fine
address, and said, Il am going to visit the
saloons as have been doing. Not to talk
to the men ] find therein about the sin Of
intemperance alone. The drnnkards snd
saloon keepers have immortal souls to
save and I have succeeded IN saving some
of them"
DIR. Satterlee closed the meeting with
reference to an editorial recently published
in the Tribune. in which he (Satterlee) was
called .'au illiterate blatherskite,'' and said
Il do not know what blatherskite is, but ii
must be something good. for such an I'M
maculate sheet as the Tribune is not
capable of calling any one by all abusive
name.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

may weigh considerable, but cannot be
classed as real fat men. The criminals of
fiction have all been lean men, and the
popular idea of the devil himself pictures
him as anything but man of considerass
BILE girth.''
''What branch of crime do fat criminals
generally follow?"
"Well, the instigators of some of the
most celebrated bank or bond robberies in
this country and Europe have been fat
men. Sometimes they take to pocket
picking, or work a confidence racket, where
an imposing presence is an advantage.
Once in 4 while a gang of high livers
will come to grief as municipal ring,
like the Tweed combination in New York.
But the desperate and dangerous work
is nearly always entrusted to confederates
conspicuous for their leanness. I don't
suppose that, of all the criminals in this
country, more than one in 1000 will be
found to be really fat fellows. Of
course there is 20 such disproportionate
minority of fat men in any community.
Hence the inference is unavoidable that
fat men do a great deal less than their
share in peopling the penal institutions of
the country and when they are Gagged they
make the best behaved and most tractable
Of convicts. Another reason for this state
of affairs is the vast preponderance of for
eign criminals in the United States. These
consist of the ignorant, underfed and vic
ious classes of Europe, and of course do
not compare in physical fullness with the
average American"
The observations of reporters agree
with those of Detective O'Mara, as given
above, and the records of prisons show
that fully three-quarters of our criminals
are foreigners, thin and generally under
sized.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
TO YOUNG AND MIDDLE AGED MEN.
A Sure Cure.

The awful effects of early vice, which brings or
Sanic weakness, destroying both mind and body
symptoms before Consumption sets in are Palpita-
ton of the Heart, Tinidity, Trembling, Nervous
Discharges, Dyspepsia. ETC., with those sad con-
ditions Of mind so much to be feared Forgetful-
ness, Chaos of Mind, Sadness Of Spirit, Ugly Inae-
iaing, Dislike in Social Life and Broodina
Melancholy. Married men, or those entering on
that happy life, of Physical Debility Excita-
bility of the Nervous Organic Diminution or other
Irregularities quickly assisted. quick.cure guar
anteed. No MINERALS USED.
Young people losing their health, spending time
with pretending quacks aud unsuitable treatment
forcing diseases into their body with deadly posons
causing fatal disorders to the H""d. Throat, Nose,
Liver and Lungs, Stomach and Bowels, speedily
cured No false modesty should prevent them CALI
ing at once on
DIR. WASSERZUG.
1O5 Washington ave., south, bet. LIST and Cd
ave.. south. MINNEAPOLIS. P. O. Box yOl
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
THE FAT AND THE LEAN,
Obesity aud True goodness Gong Hand
in Hand.


Pittsburgh Dispatch.
ssYes, that's a fact about there being very
few fat men among the criminal classes
said Detective Roger O'Mara to the writer,
while discussing the features of criminal
life yesterday. II don't know whether
goodness creates fairness, or fairness de-
veiops goodness, but 1 am certain that they
are nearly always fonnd together. Fat
men seem to be too good-natured to plot
or enact injury to the persons or property
of other people. Shakespeare's head
was level when he held up the clean
and hungry Cassius as fitting illustra-
ton of the kind of man most liable to
commit crime. We have had few noted
criminals who were moderately fat men,
but their fewness only proves the rule. So
unusual is it among evil-doers that if a
crook is only moderately round, his COM
panions give him the nickname of Fatty"
''What kind of men are most likely to
develop criminal tendencies?"
s'Chiefy the lean fellows, Our most
desperate criminals are mostly small-sized
men, with light complexion. I suppose
their average height will vary from five
feet six inches to five feet ten inches, and
don't think their average weight will ex-
coed 140 to 145 pounds. If a crime of
magnitude has been committed. we never
think of connecting fat man with it un-
less the preliminary evidence is pretty di-
rect. If you're ever so unfortunate as to
be around when there's a miscellaneous
row on hand, keep your eyes on the little
fellows, or the big, raw-bcned men who
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
TRAVELLERS FROM
Northern Minnesota. Dakota & Manitoba

Will findthis the best and most convenient route
to the East, connections are made in the I'm
ion Depot at Minneapolis, guarding against loss
of time
Remember, st. Paul passengers leave theUuion
Depot at 725 "a. m. and 80 .. M, and leave the
Union Depot at Minneapolis at $40 a. N. and
$50 p. m.
Fare always as low as by any other route, and
baggage checked through. Ask for your tickets
via this route, and be sure they read via Albert
Lea and est Liberty.
B. F. Mills, General Freight and Passenger
Agent, B. c. R. & n Railway.
A. H. Bode, General Traffic Manager. NJ. & st.
l.. Railway.
Agent, c.. r. l. & P. Hallway.
The city Office of the Albert Lea Route in
Minneapolis is at No. Washington avenue, OPP
posite Nicollet house, and in ST. Paul at corner
Third and Sibley streets.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

Little George had been sick, and wa
consequently placed upon close diet.
Feeling some better he begged for jus.
one piece of cake. ''Does your head
ache?' asked his mother. mo, ma
Ma" George replied eagerly; mot ona
mite" DO YOU feel bad at the stom-
ach?" No. feels first rate" Swell,
them" said his mother, 81 guess you
had better not have any" Fancy
Georgie's feelings.and wonder as to what
would have been the maternal verdict
had his head ached and his stomach Eel.
bad.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
FRANCE.

PARIS. Nov. 25.-The Union publishes a
pontifcal circular issued in connection
with the action of Signor Martnucei
against the papal major domo, before the
court of appeals. which confirmed the de-
cision of the court of first instance, that
the Jurisdiction of the Italian tribunals ex-
tended within the walls OF the vatican.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

LITTLE Eodie was having mis- hal
combed by his mother and he grumbled
at the operation. "Why, Eddie. you
shouldn't make such fuss, L don't when
ny hair is combed." eyes, but your
hair amt hitched to your head like
mine"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

"WHERE are you going, my little
man? 'To school" '' You learn to
read % "No." "To count ?" "No."
What do you do?" 81 wait for
school to let out"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

An interesting speculation with geol-
".lsts Is the probable duration of the coal
supply i'll England. The time given
varies from 300 to 1000 years.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

Truth takes the stamp of the soul it
enters. 1t is vigorous and rough in arid
souls, hut tempers and softens itself in
loving natures.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27

The total valuation OF sheep in Texas
IS estimated at $l3, 500, O0O.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-27
DUBLIN DEPRAVIFY.
DETAILS OFTHE ASSAULT UPON IND
MI. DEE OF DETECTIVE cox.

Bell f that Assailants Contemplated Muir
der-DOmiciliary Visits by the Police
Miciaal Davitt on the Right of the
Starving People to Support-Misceilane-
Gus Notes.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-09-30
Special for Editors.

The San Antonio News Agency press AssO-
ciatiOn) are prepared to furnish daily tee-
graphic dispatches, weekly and b-weekly let
tiers, containing special news of San Antonio
and district, Mexico and Great Britain ut terms
which place it within the reach of all. For fur
ther particulars address the managing pro-
prictOr, III. Ryder-Taylor, EVENING LIGHT Of
flee, 25 Commerce street. San Antonio, Texas,
U. s. A., p. o. Box 545. The agency represents
the Austin Statesman, Fort Worth Daily Ga
zette, Chicago Tribune, Ennis Recorder, aid
other American and English newspapers. tt
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-09-30
A CO-Parnership of Dogs.

A subscriber living near Union Springs, Ala.
vouches for the statement that two of his dogs
have formed co-partnership for hunting rab-
bits. He says that the smaller one will find
rabbit and the larger one will leap upon the
spot indicated by the action of the smaller one
and never fails to secure the game. They
hunt alone.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-09-30

ALL announcements for candidates within
half an inch space So.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-09-30
Notice of Sale Of City Property.
STATE OF TEXAS
County of Bexar.
COILECTOR'S OFFICE,

COLLECTOR's OFFICE,
San Antonio, Sept, II, 1882.
WHEREAS, Mrs. Emma Altgelt has failed to
ments on sidewalk made by the city in front OF
her property on corner of Main plaza and Ga
Ian street. amounting to $2:3.94, after having
received due notice.
Therefore, in compliance with section and 8
of an ordinance regulating construction. of
sidewalks, l, julius Hoyer, tax collector of said
city, have levied upon and will, during legal
hours, on the first Tuesday in October next, to-
wit:
On the 3rd day OF said month sell at public
cutlery to the highest bidder, for cash, the
above described property lying and being in
of az will satisfy the amount due and unpaid
by said Emma Altgelt, with accruing cost, be-
fore the door of the county courthouse, in the
city of San Antonio. julius HOVER,
= -9Lll-3w City Collector.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-09-30
800 Reward.

The members of the San Antonio Turn Veren
will pay a reward of 500 for the arrest of the
murderer Of Il. Schwarz. The reward will be
paid on conviction.
G. RUNGE, b. MAUERMANN,
Secretary. President.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-09-30
TIENDA DE LA REFORMA.
A, Bruni, Agent.

Southwest corner Military plaza, has Just re-
ceived choice lot of genuine Mexican straw
hats, plain and ornamental. Also large OF of
Mexican goods. You will be SurprH,,i ut the
low prices in his grocery lines. Bottom figures
at A. BRUEI,
6-28 3m Agent.
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g No CRINI.NV

The very last man in the world whom we
should expect to find playing the role of Toots
in politics, declaring that the whole business
is of "no consequence" is Mr.. Henry Waiter
son, of Kentucky. lie is a Democrat who
always, and especially on the eve of an cleo
ton, seems profoundly impressed with the
importance and magnitude of the particular
crisis through which he imagines the country
to be passing. To read his newspaper-1Hc
Louisville Courier JOWaaI-or hear his dis
courses one would say he WIS a statesman on
whom the burden of responsibility for the
worlds proper gOing-On rested with great
weight. The journalist who habitually treats
prominent political topics with double leads
can have no mean idea either of the gravity
of the theme or the Importance of his own
views upon it. A few years ago Mr.. Waiter
son conveyed to his readers the exciting in
formation that if certain things were done, or
were not dOne-we do not recall the precise
circumstances devil would be lOOse.o
And he said it in such lurid way and with
so much detail that it made quite a stir in
Kentucky. In 1876, being a member of Con-
gress, he created a considerable sensation by
proposition in public speech to call out
Mr.. Tilden. In 1880, simply because he be-
lieved in free trade himself, he injected the
tariff for-revenue-only resolution into tho
Democratic platform, and as is believed by a
great many Democrats brought about the de-
feat of Hancock thereby. He is the kind of
Democrat, too, that does not : condone.n
But either he has experienced n remarkable
charge of heart, or this must be the off est
kind of an off year. For on Saturday night
he addressed "a Democratic meeting at Toledo,
Ohio, and began by saying, 81 should
insult your intelligence and discredit my own
eff should perpetrate the conceit of attempt
ing to overreach your credulity with tho
"pretence that there is n crisis. There is no
"crisis." And then with the most astonishing
fippancy he goes on to say that with GEN
eral Butler as the Democratic standard-bearer
sin Massachusetts, and General Chalmers as
" the Republican standard bearer in Msss-
"sippi, surely the county is safe" What