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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

A WRITER signing himself IA well man. -
writes: 'Twasill for years with weakness. Milky
urine, palptation of the heart, bad dreams, ETC.,
were some of the symptoms. took two bot
ties of Dr.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsap-
arilla ana now can sign myself well man. I"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12
Railroa6e ReNeH

That most comfortable Ticket Office, 1877
West street, New York, is presided over by
Mr.. c. V. V. Ward, who thus addressed one
OF our representatives recently: "Some months
ago l had rheumatism in my right arm, and
was unable to raise it. I was advised by a
friend to use St. Jacobs Oil. I did SO, and
before the second bottle had been exhausted
my arm was perfectly well.-Brooklya Eagle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12
Honored and BIest.

When a board of eminent physicians and
chemists announced the discovery that by
combining some well known valuable RENE
dies, the most wonderful medicine was pro-
duced, which would cure such a wide range
of diseases that most all other remedies
could he dispensed with, many were skeptical !;
but proof of its merits by actual trial has dis
PEELED all doubt, and to-day the discoveries of
that great medicine, Hop Bitters, are honored
and blessed by all as benefactors.-D
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12
When tbe conductor tore off The

w hen the CUH1UCtUr tUTe OH IIIe
coupon from the ticket of a lady passen-
ger on Connecticut railroad the other
day she threw the remainder out of the
window, and subsequently explained
that she had seen him tear the ticket
up and thought the piece was of no &C.
count.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

MRS BROWN SAYs:-Nervous or Dyspeptic
Headaches cured by DR.. c. W. Benson's Celery
and Chamomile Pills =
Dr. Benson's Skin Cure consists of internal
and external treatment. Removes humors Of
all kinds. Perfectly safe. ..-EE g.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

THE success of St. Jacobs Oil throughout
the civilized world is without PARALLEL
Rictnaond (Ha.l Southern Planter and Farmer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

STRANGE that raco-Roman wrestling
match should draw house full of people. 1t
is. only try-ding affair at sbest.-Boston
TRANSCRIPT.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

25c buys pair of Lyons Patent Heel Stiffen-
ers and make a boot or shoe last twice as long.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

81 AM ell ated," said the eel, as he passed
into the whales mouth. "How Jo-nah!"-
The JudUs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

A YOUNG lady of this city calls an admirer
who weighs close on to Two hundred and fifty
pounds her Observation-Disclosures telegram.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12
Nonparei1 velveteen.

"Another velvet season is one of the GER
tainties announced thus early by the mer-
chants. The best service is given by the close,
short pile velvets, such as the Nonpareii Velvet
cen, which is not easily narred or crushed.
The Nonpareil Velveteen is found in all the
stylish new shades, and when made up, with
the pile turned upward, it cannot be distin-
guished from silk velvet The difference in
the price makes garment cost about one
third as much as if made of Lyons silk
velvet."-Frona Harpe,-'s Bazar, September 2.
To be purchased from all irst-class dry goods
retailers. fitr' ft@
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

H-In the Diamond Dyes more coloring is
given for 10 cts. than in any Is or 25-cent dyes,
and they give faster and more brilliant colors-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

To CHANGE window glass to tin-take pains
to leave the window open when it rains and it
will beat in. -.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

A MAN is known by the company he keeps
away from.-N. O. PicGyune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

TEMPORARY insanity-tfme 'sout of mind. -
-Mosstyeal Witness. --.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

THE Colorado beetle has travelled to Europe,
but the mosquito stays to hum.-Boston Com
ssaercidl Bulletin. -
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

HANLAN is not interested in mining opera
tions, notwithstanding he has made so much
money out of his oar.-Boston Transcript
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

THEY call them war-clouds because they
are brought about by the reigning powers
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12
A FATAL MISTAKE,

WHAT kind of field is older than you arel
One that is paSturaoe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

If ANYTHING will give goat the headache
and teach him the first principle of astronomy,
it is q combat with cast-iron dog.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

"RoUGH ON RATS" Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs, vermin, chipmunks. 15c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

THE thermometer, like man, rises by de-
grees -Teras Siftin9& II
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

BUcHuPAIBA.'' Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney Diseases. 81. at Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

"soMETHINs left over from the fight Of
yesterday" was the Duke Of Wehington's
definition of hash. ga. zfltf
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's EyeW alter. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

SOLD everywhere-is Frazer's Axle Grease.
Superior tc all others. Try it and be happy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

TRY the new brand. "spring Tobacco"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

61k n per month to AGENTS. Pictures Copied and
sC1OV Enlarged. Taylor Copying Co., St Louis, Mo
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

GR0 WEEK. S12 day at home easily made.
.ofHCosty outfit free Address True Co. Augusta Ma
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-10-12

1000 or more separate Octave Choruses, Glees
and Anthems, each 6 TO 10 cents.
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26
Malarial Fovelt TheIr Cause
and Prevention.
+ The Florida Aglscultrist:

Editor Of The Florida Ag,scuHurist:
There seems to be tendency to
fever at the present time, more than
has been observed before 10y the old =
est residents.
This arises from causes which
will be stated hereafter. n few sug-
gestions on the nature of fevers of
this type may not be out of place to
the general reader, and may be the
meaps OF preventing an increase of
the malady.
Malarial teyerS are not contagious.
They are caused from poison aris-
ing from marshy lands, or lands COW
cred with water for weeks or months
together, then becoming dry, leaving
the ground formerly covered by wa
ter exposed to the heat OF the sun ;
or, when there is great upturning
OF the soil, such as the planting out
of groves, or deep plowing, making
OF railroads, streets, laying Of gas or
water pipes, etc. 1t the season is wet,
followed by long hot anu dry sea-
son, it is likely to be v-ry unhealthy,
and the malarlai fevers caused will
assume a severe type, taking perhaps
q remittent or even a continued form.
Under these circumstances great care
should be taken, as in such districts
all sickness or debility, however in
duced, have a great tendency to end
in malalial fever. The wind is often
a medium of transferring the poison
Gus atmosphere into districts that
otherwise would be tree from its in
fluence. Malarial poison seems to be
attracted by moisture, and if it should
be carried slowly by the wind over
water, especially running streams,
the poison is generally absorbed.
People on board ship, only a few
hundred yards from a malarlal coast 3,
are not likely TO be attacked with
fever. DIR. Lind states that when the
"PhGnlx" ship OF war touched at the
island OF ST. Thomas, every person
on board was in perfect health that
nearly all went on shore repeatedly
without injury, but that out of six
teen men who remained several nights
on shore, thirteen of them died.
All districts infected with malaria
are much more dangerous ut night
than during the day. Therefore, one
should be very careful and use every
precaution in passing through marshy
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26
The Financial Condition OF the
State.

From the Mirror.
The Comptroler's annual report
tor the year 1881 has been published.
The assessed value Of the property of
the State is stated at $36,69l ,S23,
being an increase over the previous
year of $4,500,000. The gross
amount OF State tax is stated at $685.
017.74, and net amount after deduct
ing insolvencies, ETC., 1921, ,92741 to
this is added $S6,100.32 for licenses,
making a total of $36S, ,02773.
The county tax is stated at $37l,-
1882, making a total taxation for
State and county purposes, OF $739,-
S7C. In addition to this tax, mu-
nicipal tax of from one TO two per
cent. is levied in all our Incorporated
towns.
The expenditures for the year 1881
are stated at $273, 3,299.43.
The largest item Of expenditure is
for the expenses OF the Legislature
OF 1881, amounting to SG8, 1910, about
one>fourth of the whole expense Of
the State. The next largest item is
Jurors and witnesses i'll criminal
prosecutions, amounting to $54,777.
%.
EXPENSES Collectors Revenue $50, ,4GG. .63
Salaries Judicial Department 303l7.2I
Maintenance LunaticS 29,373.25
Salaries Executive Department 1S273.35
Printing 9llj.55
Bureau immigration 5,l2O.O9
The above includes all the items OF
over $4,000.
The expenses for collection OF rev.
enue seem very large, amounting
upon receipts OF 1921 ,093 40, the sum
of S33, 466.63, or little over ten per
cent. on the whole sum. This strikes
us as an enormous per centage. The
duties of tax collector are very
light. The tax payer seeks the col
lector, pays over his money aud
takes a receipt. To have it cost one
dollar to collect ten, looks like an
unnecessarily expensive arrange.
ment.
The total receipts for State purposes,
exclusive of sinking fund and inter
est tax, were 22i,j44. %
fund were 0C,jis.65
The payments on account OF gen>
| eral expenses were S2Sl, ,201.03 being
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26

office, but get our mail at Tangerine,
which, as a locality, includes all the
territory from lake Beauclair, on the
west, to and including Round Lake,
on the east, and also the necessaries
of life, from our kind and gentleman
ly merchant and neighbor, Mr.. Mas
rot; "still we hope to grow until we
can have our own postoflice," at least,
and a court. house, and normal school,
and some other trihes in the way OF
public works.
Northernern tells US how they
cremate" their fallen timber when
clearing land. That is just what we
do not do. Where trees are not al
ready set out in grove, we put stakes
where they are TO go, and then pile
our logs and brush in center of space
between the trees or stakes, in as
compact form as possible, and leave
them TO decay for orange tree food.
They are not ornamental, but those
nearest the house l have planted
vines around, and hope TO have them
great masses Of green and bloom
soon; but pretty ornct, we are think
ing how i'll two years from now, lAe
little orange trees will have Lheir
roots out under the decaylng mass,
and are anticipating the large growth
they will then make. SO choice is
husband OF all vegetable matter
around the place, that he looks sorry
when he sees me put a handful OF
sand burs in the fire; and 1 had to
do little coaXing to get few piles
OF logs burned that were TOO near
the house to suit my taste, as feared
the snakes might find them convent
ent hiding places.
In one of your editorials you say
"Summer mulch around trees should
be dug in in October" Why? OF
course 1 see that it would enrich the
soil and is not needed as mulch du>
ring winter; but if LETT as such would
it have an injurious effect on the tree ?
We have all our trees heavily mulch
ed with pine needles, and l thought
it might be good way to let it res
main and add to it from year to year,
keeping it well away from the trunks;
the under surface would be decayed
and fit for tree food. l have put
heavy mulch OF pine needles around
nearly all our tomatoes. l have
heard of no one having done so, but
thought it might be beneficial, be-
sides, dislike to have the fruit touch
the ground, and all our vines grow
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26

Mrs. Rachael Martin, of Troy, N. Y.
writes: IL have been widow eighteen
years. From overwork and the cares
OF large family, I have for MANY
years been ailing from rheumatic pains
and severe indigestion. Oils and lini-
ments only eased my pain. took many
remedies internally, hoping to find per
manent relief. My next door neighbor.
told me TO try Browns Iron Bitters, and
that 1t had cured her of dyspepsia, ir-
regularities, etc. did so and have NOT
suffered an ache or pain since using the
hrst bottle, nor has indigestion troubled
me. 0"
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26

aassl y y =
or seveTaf days lie mad been
reader of your paper though not a
subscriber, and as there was quite a
good deal of mutual friendly critl-
cism passing around, he said one day:
''Myrtle,I I feel called upon to say that
| think you are anxious to have the
public know you have husband, by
the liberal way you mention the
wcrd in your contributions to the
AGRICULTURIST." | said, "well,
when | mean husband, what shall l
say! l don't like to call him Mr..
---, for | hate forms, and | don't
like to say Tom, or Jack, or Jim,
and he suggested that partner" or
companion" or-or- well most any
thing else would be preferable but
he said before he left, that he was
going to subscribe for your paper for
the opportunity it would give him to
read and criticise my writings. So
Mr.. Editor, though my manner Of
expression may seem stupid to your
readers, if it brings you a subscriber,
think Lad better keep on the good
old way) so, as | was about to relate:
Husband and ] returned last night
from two days budding trip three
miles from home, and as we had had
a very hard weeks work, we looked
forward to this day (Sunday), as a
time to rest, and time to write but
"man proposes, and" Florida stock
disposes of ones time, with large
quantity Of patience, and physical &C
tivity thrown in. For before our
breakfast was on the table, we saw a
horse quietly feeding along the lake
shore, and soon to our surprise, he
was leisurely trampling under his feet
our newly planted nursery, and
it only took the united efforts OF
three, till after eleven o'clock, to get
him out side the enclosure. Three
weeks ago we had similar experi>
ence had been away nearly a week
at work Oh nursery, came home
thoroughly tired out, to find that
several hogs had effected an entrance
aud were roofing things up III
lively manner and tired as we were
we must pet them out side, and every
body knows how easily hog drives.
In the night, we We're awakened by
hearing their satisfactory grunt, as
they munched our cabbage, and in
about one minute thereafter, two
ghosts in long white robes, might
have been seen dodging tranticly
hither and thither, and the hogs were
as trantlcly doing the same thing.
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26
VARIETIES.

A boy says in his composition that
"Onions are the vegetable that make
you sick if you don't eat them your
self"
Anagricultural editor says:"Pump.
kins are said to be tattening tor hogs
but we have never tried them our
selves"
care you lost, my little fellow ?p
asked young gentleman of a tours
year.old. " No." he sobbed, in reply
"b~but m-my mother is"
The girls of to>day are giving up
piano pounding, and are learnin o to
strum banjos and TO play the violin
-drawln0 the beau" YOU kuowl
An observant negro says: "De
man who takes up lie moas' sidewalk
am not allus de pusson of de moas'
consequence. A fifteen cent drunk>
ara wants mo- room in dis world dan
judge of de Supreme Court"
A gentleman giving lecture to
some boys, was explaining how 10
one could live without air. He then
sad: Yon have all heard of man
drowning; how does it happen ?"
The ready answer was, "'Cause he
can't swim"
Gentlemen OF the jury" said
olundering counsel in a suit about a
lot OF hogs, there were just thirty>
SIX In the drove. Please remember
the tact-thirty>six hogs; just three
times as many as in that iury-box
gentlemen" That counsel didn't
gain his case.
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26

plus on the first Of January, 1884, of
$4,000 if the whole tax dt 1883
should be then collected.
If with this satisfactory condition
of State finances we could carry out
such reasonable reduction of eXpen>
ses as lie within the province of Leg
islative action, there is no reason why
the State tax should exceed five mills,
or the county tax six mills. This
could be accomplished by dispens-
ing with unnecessary Official salaries,
reducing the per diem of the Legis-
lature, and the number and pay of
its employees; dispensing with un-
necessary legislative printing, ,exclud-
ing from legislative action all appli-
cations for powers and privileges,
which could be granted under gems
eral laws by municipal or county au-
thoritv. taking from the Circuit
Courts and giving exclusive jurislic~
tion of petty criminal offences to
inferior tribunals.
With these reforms which lie
within the power OF Legislation, a
very large reduction of State eXpen-
ses could be made. When a revision
OF the Constitution could be had,
still further reductions could be made
by lessening the number of mems
bers OF the Legislature, equalizing
salaries and dispensing with some
offices.
The burden Of taxation could no
doubt, be made less by more equal
distribution and extention OF subs
iects of taxation.
Since the distribution Of carp by
the U. S Fish Commissioner, in this
section something over year ago,
nothing has been heard concerning
them until just recently. Mr.. Led-
wick Johnson, of Sorrento, has a
small pond stocked with them, and
while sauntering on the bank week
or ten days ago, he saw one OF then.
In estimating the size Of it he says;
II was II to Il inches long and would
measure at least 3 or 4 inc es across
the back, and weighed at least Z
pounds. = is a pretty fish, with
beautiful spsts on the back and side.
These fish when given out were about
2 inches in length, and this one has
been in the pond about fourteen
months, showing the rapid growth
they make. We would like TO hear
reports from anyone who has the
fsh.-JouTnol.
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26

! ,Or those who are 50 situated that
they cannot have the advice OF a
physician. S. Nee.
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26
Orange Groves

Orange groves put out and cared
Tor clearing, breaking, setting, bud,
ding; and culture, for thosewho can
The Florida agriculturist., 1882-07-26
MEDICINE.
Summer
Complains

At this season, various diseases of thu
bowels are prevalent, and many Lives are
lost through lack Of knowledge of safe
and sure remedy. PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER is sure cure for Diarrhea, DyS
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Read the following:
BAINBRIDGE, N Y, March o. 1881.
PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER neUer .Iails e afford
Instant TeteT 1or cranp and pain in the stomach.
NIcHoLvILLE, n. V Feb. 3 1881.
dhe DeTy best medicine know of for dysentery,
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nro,r,o,,, 1o,,. JULIUS III,W w Z DEE. 15aE
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GAINESVILLE. G Ga, =, Feb. 5 8. ISL. ISL.
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ONEIDA. NY. Feb IS. ISL
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U. s. CONSULATE
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r L nave known PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER almost
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l. S. POTTER, u. S. Consul
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No family can safely be without this
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and S1.00 per bottle.
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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-01-21

Will Simms took a sack of -four.
There Is nothing out of the way in the
simple allegation, but the trouble was
that viii Simms took a sack of -four
without leave-without leaving the
proper collateral. He sold that flour to
John Chinee for 81. Officer Ingals in
terviewed Will Simms. Will Simms
interviewed Justice Bean on the subject
of petit larceny. Being necessary for
justice, Bean waved-not the case-his
hand toward the county Jail, and gently
murmured, 40 days" Exeunt Will
Simms.
George Tarbell is a solid, able bodied
young man, whose neither limbs seem
to be as good a pair as any man need
have under him; yet, in the eyes of the
law, George has TO visible means of
support, and he admits it, or did in jus.
tice court yesterday, pleading guilty TO
yagrancy. Justice Bean took his case
under advisement, committing the pris-
oner TO the jail until this morning;
when, the young man having had an
opportunity to enjoy the hospitality of
Sheriff Sharpless, and find out what his
accommodations are, he will probably
be sentenced to 800 fine and 30 days,
but kindly given an opportunity to bid
his friends farewell.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-01-21

That was a very pleasant party of our
best people Which attended the opening
hop of Prof. Burtt's dancing academy
last evening, and a party which seemed
to be enjoying a thoroughly pleasant
entertainment.
The floor of the old Presbyterian
church, now used AS a temple to Terp-
sichore, had been planed and put in an
excellent condition for dancing, and
will be well used for that purpose no
doubt.
Sufficient assurance is given already
that Prof. Burtt will have large classes,
and the pleasant exercise will add a
deal to the social life of the city.