The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-14
GLRANINGs.

Did it ever occur to you that swans
upper side is never down.
The difference between a hungry man
and glutton is: lone longs to eat and
the other eats too long"
While stingy husbands are not popu-
lar, every maiden likes to have her beau
very close.
The cigarette-consuming young man
is bore, and the world is tired of See
ing him around. Philadelphia Times
Seven doctors charged Colonel Belts,
of Washington, $50 each to tell him he
couldn't live q week. In four weeks he
was able to 60 back to business.
A man in Lincoln county, KY, has
just been fined $40 for beating his wife,
and cent for driving his mother-in-law
out of his house "by force of guns"
A venetian gondolier makes on an
average francs (about so cents) day
the year round On this he will marry,
rear family, and put some money by.
At the annual meeting of Mr. Spur
geon's church it was reported that 20
members died during the year and 67
were received. The whole number is
now $50.
A colored boy of Tallahassee cut of
the fingers of playfellow. When he
was asked about it, he said he could not
tell lie, and that he did it with his lit
tie Ratchet
The Congregationalists have in Iowa
238 churches and l40 ministers. The
largest church is at Grinnell, with $50
members, and the next at Des Moines,
with 3l8.
The Young Mems Lyceum Of Daniels
vile, Windham County, Conn, has de-
cided, after thorough discussion, that
men are not stronger, mentally, than
women.
Charles A. Reed, of Newton, Mass,
devised SAC. 1000 each to his own town
and Salem, to be used in picnics to chill
dren, scientific lectures and relief to
poor widows.
While the entire rental of the city Of
Philadelphia last year amounted to $685.
100000 it was surpassed by the expend-
lures for drink more than $l,000,000.
The statement seems almost incredible.
In the last twenty years, twenty-nine
murderers sept to the Connecticut
States Prison for life have been pardon.
ed out after an average confinement OF
eight and half years.
A Californian gave poor family $500
worth of provisions and fuel and then,
dressing up as beggar, he went around
to the house and asked for bite to eat.
He was promptly kicked of the steps.
Were you hurt near any one of the
vertebrGP asked lawyer Of witness
who wanted damages. mo" was the
answer: II was hurt right on the race
course, close to the judges stand"
A Chinaman would rather fly kit,
than 90 on drunk, tear down doors
and thump bartender. And yet some
people regard the Chinese as the intel
lectual equal Of the white man.
A young man had no more than slip
ped an engagement ring on aMilwauke'
girls finger when it was missing. He
brother had adroitly removed II, and tn,
next day it was recovered in pawn
shop.
On the house No. 7 Craven street
Strand, London, circular tablet ha
been fixed, with these words: Live,
here, Benjamin Franklin, Printer, Phi
losopher and Statesman. Born l706
Died $780,"
"There is something about Pingre,
that ! admire" said Brown. Eyes,
said Fogg: 'rhere Is something abou
him that admire, oo--somcthing Il
The morning paper, which says that h
has goue 10 Europe for o couple Q
years"
An exciting bit Of sport in shooting q
b stray sen lion was had at Napa, Cal
some days since. The monster was mis-
taken for mule swimming down tn
stream, but when tho true character {
thu animal was discovered many ine1
1cctunl shots were fired However, b
seeped 70 he o lion that only canno
N hall could injurc, MD swain away I
Mn xither waters where plenty Of W
lnxt1akeAd I'm ". ..3A IN J.ll Nj tyA. MOI