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The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
usRyuL AXD SUGGESTIVE.

II surprised by an unexpec ed guest,
don't apologize for real or fancied de
hcienc.e'. Make the most OF what YOU
havain the house, and set it before him
with hearty welcome.
Grease may be easily removed from
Wallpaper BY laying several folds of
plotting paper On the spot and holding
not iron near it. until the grease has
beer absorbed.--SL Louis Globe
The article of common food having
the least nutriment is cucumbers, which
contain twenty-five parts of nutriment
in Loo. Next in poverty are melons.
and the next are turnips and cabbage.
The great source of fertility is the
atmosphere. and if we would avail our
selves of it, we must have our soils in
condition favorable to the deposit by
the atmosphere OF its fertilizing proper
ties. Chicago Journal.
The village of Brockport, Monroe
COUNTY, n. Y. is probably the largest
market for beans from first hands in
bushels have been sold there in q single
season, all the product of neighhoring
farms. The price of beans at Brock
port is generally from ten to twenty
cents per bushel higher than in tho
city of Rochester, some seventeen miles
distant.
Sometimes the mackerel intended
for breakfast is not fresh enough in the
morning to be eatable; it is then q good
time to serve boiled mackerel. Wrap
the fish in cloth securely, so that YOU
can lift it from the kettle when it is
tender without breaking it. If you
change the water two or three times, it
will freshen in very few minutes; do
not change from boiling water to cold
but pour from the teakettle each time.
~ Y Post
The British Journal of agriculture
says: 1.-The horses OF Normandy are a
capital race for hard work and scantv
fare. Have never elsewhere seen such
horses at the collar. Under The dill
gence. post-carriage. or cumbrous cab
rlolet, or on the farm, they are endur-
ing and energetic beyond description
With their ne ks cut to the bone they
finch not. They keep their condition
when other horses would die of neglect
and hard treatment
There is proverb in England that
"a white willow-trce will buy the
owner II horse before other trees will
pay for the saddle" The wood of this
tree is highly regarded there, no other
being i'll greater demand. 1t is light,
very tough, soft, takes good finish,
and will bear more pounding and knocks
than any other English wood. 1t is
used extensively for cricket bats, floats
for paddle-wheels, brake blocks on cars,
planking coasting-vessels, ox-yokes,
wooden legs, shoe-lasts, etc. 1t will
often grow to height of sixty or sew
enty feet in twenty years. NJ y E1-
Qnliner.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

RoUGH on SANL-Sam Rideout is an Austin
clerk He is perso ally not very attractive,
and his morals ar Of very inferior quality.
One of Sans peculiarities is to use mercan-
tile terms and expressions, no matter what
subject is being discussed He and few
friends were talking about clergymen and
doctors the other day, and one of them asked
Sam who his family doctor was. DR.
DOesem supplies us with all we need in the
physical department, and Parson Soothem
furnishes us full line of piety goods" said
Sam. Look here, SAM remarked Gil
hooly, eff DR.. Doesem is responsible for your
looks, and Parson Soothem furnishes you
with your morals, all Ive got to say is, that
they have showed lot of secondhand goods
off on you, aud they badly damaged besides
You ought to deal, from now on, with first
class houses. You have been swindled out
rageously. To look at you one would suppose
your good looks and manners were of home
manufacture. - Teas SiftingS.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
An Unhealthy Tree.

Attention has been lately called in the
columns of Les Modes (Paris) to the in
furious effects on health that are apt to
follow residence near the common
shade-tree known as the "buttonball" or
"plane" tree. The fact has long been
known that stay near these trees is
often followed by an irritation of the
air-passages, followed by disagreeable
and sometimes persistent cough. This
is due to the fact, familiar to botanists,
that the young shoots, leaves and stip-
ules are covered with a thick, fine down
Composed of minute branched rigid
hairs) which falls off as these parts be.
come older, and often floats in the air in
large quantities; it is the inhalation OF
this that causes the throat difficulties in
question. Besides this, it frequently
causes serious annoyance to employees
in nurseries where the tree is raised,
unless suitable precautions are taken
against it.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
The Probable Wheat Yield.

The only statistics which have yet
been given for the yield per acre of the
present crop are those OF Illinois, where
the Official report places the yield at lS4
bushels per acre, against III in 1880.
1T IS. OF course, not assumed that the
yield per acre in Illinois is to be ac-
cepted as the average for the United
States. But there are some reasons
why the yield per acre in Illinois may
be accepted Us an index to the average
yield of the United States. in preference
to accepting the yield of almost any
other one State as such an index: First
Illinois is the largest wheat-raising
State in the Union, and in the three
years from 1879 to 1881 inclusive pro-
duced about twelve per cent of all the
wheat raised in the United States.
Second-lllinois lies nearly in the center
OF the group of ten States comprising
Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wis
consin, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska,
Kansas and Missouri, which produced
III 1850 about three-fourths of the wheat
crop OF the United States. Illinois may
therefore be presumed to represent the
average ofthe meteorological experience
and crop conditions OF this group of
States. In 1880 the average yield per
acre in Illinois was lj-7 bushels, while
that OF the United States was 1871
bushels per acre. Illinois was therefore
y per cent above the general average.
1t is an established fact that the average
yield OF wheat per acre in different see
tons OF the United States con
tinues at about the same rela-
tive difference, as, for instance,
the average in the Southern States is
always only about half as much per acre
as in the group of States above mem
toned while in the far Northwest the
yield is always greater per acre than in
the ten States mentioned. There seems
no objection, therefore, to assuming that
certain States are always above and 9TH
ers always below the general average of
the United States. Now, if we may as.
sumo that the present yield of 49,
bushels in Illinois is also about % per
cent. above the average, il would make
the average for the United States saw
ii 43-lO0 bushels per acre, or Just about
10 per cent. over 1880, which, upon an
area OF 81, 900, 900 acres, would be 533,-
10000 bushels, Il result which differs
less than the half of one per cent. from
our previous estimate, which was made
without any such calculation Us produces
the present figures.
Some argument will of course be made
against assuming an increased average
yield per acre of ten per cent. over the
crop of 1880. But it will be remember
cd that there has been no year before
this when the crops of spring wheat and
winter wheat were both good-eXcept
possibly 1877. wheG the average crop of
wheat throughout the United States was
Is $1,000 bushels per acre, or only about
four per cent. less than we have as
sumed as the average yield per acre for
the present crop TO produce an aggre-
gate of 533, 100000 bushels on $1,000
200 acres.-M T. Evening Post
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

The VoLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, win
send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old who are af-
hlcted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration ofhealth and manly yigor.
Address as above. N. B.-No risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
Does Your Head Ache2

No matter ictat the cause Sick, Nervous
Neuralgia, Dyspeptic. Which is it! A rev.
olution in the treatment of nervous diseases
is now taking place Dr. C.. w. Benson has
discovered a sure remedy in his Celery and
and nervous headache, neuralgia, dyspepsia,
seeplessness and all nervous diseases. sold
by druggists. so cents a box. Address,
Baltimore, Nd BY mail, two boxes for 81, or
six boxes for 81. So
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
Two women.-A True story.

A poor, invalid, widowed mother lay suffer
ing on bed of straw in a shabby broken
down tenement house in one of our large
cities. Two Christian ladies called; one gave
her missionary testament and made long
prayer, the other ordered proper food and fuel
to be given, but instead of sending a physi-
clan, she purchased bottle of DR.. Guysott's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla for her. In a
few weeks time the invalid was again out
washing and ironing. To whom shall we give
thnnkSi
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

s%%"Help yourself and others viii help
you" But don't fail TO use X dney-Wort for
all liver, kidney and bowel complaints, piles,
costiyencss, etc. The demand of the people
Tor an cas- er method of preparing Kidney
Wort has induced the proprietors, the we'll
known wholesale druggists, Wells Richardson
d Co., of Burlington, VT, to prepare II for
sale in liquid form as we'll as In dry form.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

The skies were never dark enough
nor starless enough, the storm was new
er fierce enough nor wild enough, the
quick bolts of heaven were never lurid
enough, and the arrows of SANDER never
flew thick enough to drive noble
woman from her husbands side.-B05
MgerS0H.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
A Great ENTERPRISE.

The Hop Bitters Manufacturing Company Is
one OF Rochester's greatest business enter
Trises. Their Hop Bitters have reached a sale
beyond all precedent, having from their in
trinsic value found their way into almost ey-
cry household in the land. Graphic.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

ARE you not alarmed at your children
playing on that cistern with the trip
door open! Arc you not afraid they will
drop in some day and get drowned when
you are not looking on said one Austin
lady to another whom she was visiting.
NO. was the compliment reply; 1--WE get
our drinking water from another cistern
that the children can't tumble into"-Te Texas
,Siffi,US
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

"A cheerful face, says the German
town Telegraph, is nearly as good for
an invalid as healthy weather. TO make
a sick man think he is dying, all that is
necessary is to look half dead yourself.
Hope and despair are as catching as
cutaneous complaints. Always look
sunshiny, therefore, whether you feel SO
or not
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

Mr.. GEORGE G. COLEMAN, of seymour, Ind,
writes: 81 have kept DIR. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sal slpar,la in my family for years.
Ny wife thinks there is no such medicine AS
it is / think it excellent for weakness and
indigestion. We also use it for coughs and
colds and il does not fail us"
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

II the New York Herald we lately observed
mention of the speedy cure of Thaddeus
Davids, ESQ., of the great ink firm, 121 Will
liam street, New York, of rheumatic govt by
st. Jacobs Oi.-.St. PdM( .Nitn.) Pioneer Press.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

sLydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
ranks first as curative Agent in all com
plants peculiar to women. Cures Kidney
troubles of either SEX
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

PITTsBURGn has pie factory The pies
made are of a dark color, so as not to show
ditt.-k o. Picdyute
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

A CHIRoPoDGsT advcrtises that his place of
business is open in the evening. Convenient
for gentlemen who are corned ut night.-Dos-
ton Commercial Bulletin
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

THE lisp has broken out In Saratoga, where
thweet thmpletons utter thoft nonthenth-
Neic Karen Register.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

A PHILADELPHIA paper publishes poem
entitled "ContessiOn of On IDIOT The editor
should keep his private affairs to himself.-
boston Post
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

gE-Explicit directions for every use are
given with the Diamond Dyes. For dyeing
Moses, Grasses Eggs, Ivory, Hair, dc.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

A WRITER in the Popular Science lnonthlt,
tells how flies climb. There is nothing like
science.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

SUMNER is nearly over, but the girls are just
as liable to be son struck in winter as they are
in July or August. -Chicdgo Herald
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

WE like st. Jacobs Oil, and observe too
that the Rt. Rev. Bishop Gilmour indorses the
remedy.-Bditiniore (-Ud.) Catholic Mirror.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

SOME men, otherwise steady-headed, can
never keep their balance In a bank.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

SKINNY MEN. "Wels' Health Renewer' re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. 81.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

STRAIGHTEN old boots and shoes with Lyons
Patent Heel Stiffeners, and wear them again.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

Why should Arab Bey be the favorite Of
the childrens Because he is one OF the Ara
bian knights.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

SOMEBODY has discovered that the cat is
not mentioned in the Bible. Yet there IS the
cat-e-chism.-iSt Louis Post Dispatch.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

THE great distinguishing feature Of Redding'
Russia Salve is its power to reduce inflammation
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

FLIES, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by Rough on Rats" 15c.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
M I: N

and women, too, when they have Sour Stomach,
coming up Of food, or Heavness in stomach after
Eating, bad Taste in Mouth, Loss of Appetite, Bad
Breath, Costiyeness Collie, Dizzy Head. Sick Head
ache, Yellow Complexion, Pains in Back or Limbs,
Sick stomach Rad Circulation, Coated Tongue, Chills,
Confused Mind. ETC., etc, should remember that
no ri al an I'm ri ma arr
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

WHY are wicked old men like fixed stars?
Because they cintillate-Chicdgo Tribune
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
kHL..E,E: u

by noglccting some of these symptoms which end in
Congestion, Dyspepsia Bilious, Malaral and Typhus
Fevers, and many other diseases too tedious to mem
ton. Unlike CalOmel. Patent Pills, and Noxious
Purgatives, there Is Purely Vegetable Preparation,
which, after Al years OF trial has convinced the world
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

A SURE CURE for Epilepsy or Fits In "a hours. Free
cato poor DIR. KRUsE, 2S44 Arsenal St, St Louis Mo-
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
T EN-

thousands OF useful men and women annually hlB
themselves by sheer neglect. They disregard the
first symptoms of approaching death. and rely On
exhausted Nature 10 restore them, which, alas, too
often fails and they die.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

TRY the new brand. Spring Tobacco"
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

III E.MlSEE YES
with IL, instead OF paying heavy doctors bills. II 10
Guaranteed to Cure all diseases arising from
dsordered Liver, Stomach and Bowels, 1t prevents
Fever and Ague. Cholera. Yellow Fever and all Ma
larial Diseases lt does not drug YOU but simply
sists Nature. No debility nor bad feelings follow
its use 1t is specially adapted for ladies in delicate
health Chose who use IL once win have no other.
II Is Cure-all, but cures what ii is recommended
for. Beware of limitations. The article above mem
toned is the original Dr. NJ. A. simmons Liver Med
icine, which il manufactured only by G, +. Simmons
Co., Props, 23l0 and sl2 CLARK ave, St. Louis, No.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

USE National Yeast and have light bread.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

THE corset came to stay, and that Is why It
does not go out OF fashion.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

eh |. e1f1 per day at home. Samples worth 6T
W w sZU free. Address sIIssoE Co. Portland. Me.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

OF n per month to AGENTS. Pictures Copied and
splcO Enlarged Taylor Copying Co.. St Louis Mo
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30

MERCHANTS GARGLING OIL IS the
oldest and the standard liniment OF the
United States. Large size, Sl.00; medium 30
cents; small, 25 cents; small size for family
use, 25 cents; Merchants Worm Tablets. %
cents. For sale by every druggist and dealer
in general merchandise.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
For Family Use.

Tho Gargling Oil Iiniment with WHIT
WRAPPER, prepared for human flesh, Is pu
up in small bottles onlB and does not stat
tho skin. Price 20 cents.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1882-09-30
The GarglIng Oil Almanac for ISIS

Is noY in the hands of our printer. and will
he ready for distribution during the month";
of November and December, 1852. TIE Al
manao for the coming year will be more use
full and instructive than ever, and will b,
sent FREQ TO any address. Write for one.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-03
Il H. Js1Sso
KIDNEY LIVER MEDICINE

81 had suffered twcuN years with severe dl,.
ease OF the kidneys; before using Hunts Rem.
udy two days ] was relieved, and am now WulLn
JOSHUA lUTHLL
MY physicians thought that1 was para.
y2cd on ore side, ! was terribly afflicted with
from 1869 10 1850 was cured by
Hunts Remedy" STEPHEN &. MASON.
My doctor pronounced my case Brights
Disease, aud told me that could live only forty.
eight hours ,hon took Hunts Remedy aud
was speedily cured N. GOODSPEEn.
Having suffered twenty yests with kidney
disease. and employed various physicians with.
ont being relieved, was then cured by Hunts
Remedy" SULLIVAN FENNER.
~ have been greatly benefited 10y the use OF
Hunts Remedy For disease OF the kidneys
and urinary organs there is nothing superior"
A u. NlCHEHSON.
II can testify to the virtue Of HUNTS Remedy
In kidney diseases from actual trial, having
been much hCnehucd thereby
REV. j. r. TAYLOR.
~ was unable to arise from bed ffom an at.
tack OF kidney disease The doctors could not
relieve mo, Twas finally completely cured by
using Hunts Remedy" FRANKIE DICKSON.
~ have suffered extremely with kidney di'.
ease, after using Hunts Remedy two days,
was enabled to resume business ~
GRO. T. CLARK.
one trial will convince you. For sale by all,
druggists Send fnl pamphlet to
HUNTS REMEDY CO., Providence, K, ].
Prices rs cents and Sl,25
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-03

peot to realize the entire capital ana as the
lease nom the government runs thirty wears
mere VIII remain fifteen years for profits which
are estimated az Is per cent. after the working
expenses are taken out The COMPANY is I'M.
suIeu IN ave French houses AZ Z francs Vrr
lVO No English house was willing 10 in>ura
II uuder 10 francs Everything alb nj the rua
Is said 10 be well managed Al the ton Their, il
resiauran, and a good one.
A statement from President Baldwin sets forth
. thaI the SOSOO shares OF the Louisville x Mash.
/ Fl1e company stock. formerly held by the civ
ol Louisville, has been sold by the city. and il
now scuVS stock ON the market This makes
we Cnpltai stock registered on the trnuSf.r
i2L 2l&5l$ The stockholders hays suthori "a
an increase 10 S3O,O o. but the company intrt,l,
at present To issue only So 7S64s- making the
totai amount s3OOltO0. The new stock win be
uSei 10 provide for the floating debt hut the
manner OF us issue has not vet been announced
inC remaining S5,0OtO00 of now stock win I,
heid IN reserve, IN provide for future raguir,.
ments Of the company
Fo.oWing is list os casualties TO perSonS ~,
inc railroads Of Ohio during the year 1881:
botal accidents, 9if total killed, 30 total in.
INIeu' c'i' TOTAL number passengers killed from
muses. beyond their control, B. total passengers
INJURED from causes Rot beyond their cuuiril 4g
loti'l passengers Eilled from misconduct or want
OF caution, o. total injured from misconduct or
heFond their control, 50; injured, lU2 omplov,s
Killed from misconduct or wan. OF caution, ~
INJURED, 33S others killed. while uCspaSsiug ON
inck, llV injured, rs others killed While steal
ing rides, 30 injured, 49, others Killed at cross.
lngS y; injured Il Total pasStngers Killed. ~
injured, "a total employees killca. lis iniutll
tiG Others Killed, III, Injured. ISIS.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-03
r'n~n5Otklu,sp

Popular Monthly drawing Of Tho
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-03

FUTURES were rather steady to-day. though
spots were very weak and declined all iv,rp0ol
!. pence, New York ll6 and New Orleans
Futures We're lower in Liverpool but closed I'm
New York and New OilCauS about the same Ms
last night There is no help for It. steady at
the decline has been the opening tone for the
past sixty days with but few exceptions. Every
Que is asking when twill touch bottom MA
HERALD does not think the mauipua,orS have
yet got through squeezing 1t and il win
probably be put 10 to 80 points lower
Chicago PrOluce-ghicaLO was inclined TO be
oullish today, and closed lC higher for grain.
aud 25c. for pork As predicted byuS, the narkpt
is suong The quotations will bo found in
another column.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-03

sssf sssss soAl4.t
Whole Tiohots, SGT Half Tichots.sl
"a Tickets, sSOt 55Tickets slOo,
by express Don't send by rcMstcicd lot,or OF
poNtnince order, Orders % g aud upward by
express can be- sent at our expcnse Address Al
ORDERS to x, N. 10 ARDMAE, Courcr.Journs
hnildinv, Louisville Ky or II. N BoARDMAU
W Broaiway, New lort; or noy "a, Dallas