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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

A nes society founded IN J-pan for the
investigation of volcanic and earthquake
phenomena, and called the Seismological
Society of Japan, has Just issued the 6rs,
volume of its Transactions.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
HUMOROUS.

The minister asked the Sunday school
"WIth what remarkable weapon did Sam
son at one time slay a number OF Phi'is.
tines?" For q while there was no answer,
ana the minister, to assist the children 6
little. commenced tapping his jaw with
the tip of his finger. at the same time say
ing: Whats this-what's thisf" Qsick
as thought little fellow innoceEtly re-
plied, "The jav-brne of al ass, SIR"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Thousands Of persons who are bald
to-day might have full heads Of hair il
they would only use CARBoLIsz, q deodor-
lied extract Of petroleum, which Is the
only preparation ever discovered that will
really do this.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

ToMNY don't like fat meat. Ono day
the steak was very fat. Tommy" asked
the professor, will you have some beef
s.eakl" Yes sir; but l don want any
that has pork all round it."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

AN excellent reason. A prodigal-
''What makes you spend your time so
freely, Jackl" because It's the only
thing have to spend"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Synopsized opinion by the court:
"These defendants are dismissed. The
court finds they stole q large amount
enough 10 entitle them to respect. Call
the next case"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

The Flemish farmer scrupuIous y collects
every atom of sewage from the towns; he
guards his manure like a treasure; puts q
roof over it to prevent rain and sunshine
from spelling it; he also gathers mud from
rivers and canals, and the excretions of AMI.
mails along the highways, for conversion
into phosphates.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

the funeral procession consisted only of
members "of the hrst family"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

j. w. SANBoRH, of New Hampshire,
finds as the uniform result of many trials
that coarse foods and grain make a more
economical fodder than good hay, and he
therefore recommends the cultivation of az
increased area in hoed crops.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

A WESTERN debating society Is nervlng
itself up to wrestle with the questic n:
"When q woman and mouse meet which
Is the most frightened"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

LITTLE Jimmy is laid up with measles
and suffers great deal, but when he was
asked how he nked the measles he bright
en.u up and exclaimed: The doctor says
1 can't 60 to school for week. That's
how like it,"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Pierce's pheasant Purgative Pellets"
are perfect preventives of constipation.
Inclosed in glass bottles, always fresh.
By ali druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Great Britain employs In underground
occupations no fewer than S7S. 15I per-
sons, and the length OF the galleries where
the mining is carried on is found to be
5S, GA miles. The greatest depth of the
coal mInds is $500 feet below the level
of the sea
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

CELERY boiled in milk and eaten with
the milk served as beverage IL said to be
a cure for rheumatism, gout and specific
In cases OF smallpox. Nervous people
hnd comfort in celery.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

HAD HIM: Student (not very clear as to
his lesson) That's what the author says,
anyway" Professor: 81 don't want the
author, want you!" Student despair
ingly) "Well, you've got me-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

The Arabs have been quite unable to
interrupt communication between the sew
eral corps of the French army, owing to
the adoption by the latter of perfected
system of flashing telegraphy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Professor Clark MarUeu looks for the
day when phync,ans in London will exam
inc their patients by oscultation in any
part Of the kingdom, and when the En-
tomological society. putting y microphoOe
under q nest Of scorpions in the tropics,
will be able to compare their music In
rooms Of the society with that Of the
nightingale or thst of the cat, and thus
increase the interest which has been
awakened by Wood Mason's discovery of
a musical apparatus in those venomous In
sects.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

NOT much choice: 1t is difficult to de.
eide which Is the worse-the question is
SIS it cold enough for you2" or, "Whai
do you think Of the Guiteau business?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

MYSTERY explained: Why is 1t thai
when ever you are looking tor anything
you always find it IN the last place you
lookf The reason is you always stop look
ing when you find It.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
"AuSr Jane,n said an exasperatet

"AUNT Jane" said an exasperated wife,
wish it was custom for women to
change husbands as it Is for men to trade
horsesl" why, my dearf" Because,
if it was, Id cheat some woman before
sundown"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

What reasons have been advanced BY
Mr.. Howorth to establish his hypothesis
that the mammoth had suddenly disap-
peared from Siberia do not appear to be
sufficient. e. Reid says that the msmma.
liferous deposits can not have been formed
al at once, - there are numerous sheets
of clear ice presenting strata which must
have been successfully frozen.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
RAILWAYS
READY RELIEF,

in from one to twenty minutes, never fails to re-
iieve PAIN with one thorough application: E9m.t-
ter how violent excruciating the pain. the Rheu
matte, Bed ridden. Infirm, Cnppled Nervous Neu-
ralgic or prostrafed with disease may suffer RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF will afford instant ease
Inflammation OF the KidIleys. Inflammation or
ths Bladder, I'ladh1AadtioIs or he BolreLs. Cone
Breathing, Pulpftdti0a or the Heart, HyStl7-ics
Group, Dphtael-iG, CdtCu7'h, H.tueIlzd Hrad-
ache TOothache, Neuralgia, R,siHpldtiShl, COld
C;flLs Ag-le ChiAs, ChiioidGlS and Ei-OSt-5itps
Bruises summer CO1IspLdfEts Nervousness
s7eeptesseSs, Coughs, Colds. SpraiILS, Pains IL.
the Chest Back, or Limbs are Instantly r.liered
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Inc Best PROOF Of Merit
Is uniform success, and on this basis
Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver cure is
without doubt one Of the greatest rems.
dies in the land.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

II you have pimples, boils, salt rheum.
rough skin, ETC.. take ''Lindsey's BLOOD
Searchrr." Sold by all druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

INDIGNANT boarding mistress-"Why,
what are you there tori" Fat boy on
table-''Mr. Hewlett put me here. He
says It's his birthday and be wants to see
something on the table besides hash"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

FORCE Of habit: Tutor In mechanics:
''If body meet . body" Sophomore
Tin an undertone, mechanically "Com-
ing through the rye"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

81 would no more do without Sellers
Liver Pills in my house., =" says q neighbor
than four" They always cure head
ache, constipation, etc.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Runs against whetstones: 'Oh, yes"
said the broker, ''oh, yes, he's shaip; he's
very sharp. But then he's like most sharp
men, he never cuts anything. unless its
softer than himself"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
Aliens Brafn Food

Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness:
of Generative Organs, $1-all druggists
Send for circular. Aliens Pharmacy
313 First av. N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

To obtain colored phetographs J. Albert
takes three negatives Of the object taking
care to exclude yellow. blue and red rays
in the three cases respectively. The mega
tives are taken OF on chromo-gelatint
films and printed In yellow, blue and red.
Thus three pictures Of all that Is yellow,
blue, .or red in the object are obtained. II
printed over each other on white paper al
the colors Of the original object are repro
duced.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

The value Of cheese as a food is not
properly understood to day in America
Beef-steak free from bone is very similar
in composition to cheese; both are muscle
producing matter; beef. however, contains
more than double the water which cheese
contains, and besides tie latter requires no
cooking.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

A ROBUST countrynan, meeting q ply
slcian, ran to hide behind q wall; be-
ing asked the cause be replied, 1T is
so long since ] have been sick that l am
ashamed to look q physician IN the face. I"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

nkSsRs. AoRaAE . hRAoIY, Mutu0 Ii
bulioing. Tenth and Chestnut stree q nave o.
nand q superb stock o; extra fine quality D1A
mo1cs, which they oRer at q low pe1peo ~
seoneS OF the mt quality, perfect alike n oolo5
And shapo. can b 1eld 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

In those advanced stages Of bronchial
disease. where great organic decay pre-
cNdes the possibility of restoration, DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup gives very grateful
ease and relief to the weary sufferer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

A DOCTOR, a nurse, An spothecary and
the man who takes ysur photograph
should ali be persons of cheerful turn Of
mind.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

DANGER OF WINTER-kILLING.-T Sc
we're Groutb which prevailed in many por-
tons Of this country the past eummer,
checked the growth Of the young wood in
some trees and shrubs, sld for a time they
became nearly dormant. The coplous
rains and warm weather occurring after.
wards, have started some of them into a
second growth, which will be likely to rem
der the tips of such shoots more susceptl-
bic of winter-KillIng. We have observed
this result particularly with some varieties
of the raspberry, usually regarded as quite
hardy. The safes: course, undoubtedly,
is TO lay the canes down; but where this
cannot be done, the question has been dis
cussed whether it would be best to cut of
the imperfectly ripened portions, or leave
them to take their chance. Amputation
would be best, were it not for the fact taat
pruning late in autumn always increases
liability to injury by cold. Under these
considerations it would be interesting to
try both ways. In ali observations and
experiments of the kind. it should be
borne in mind that wInter-kIiling results
more from the condition Of the young wood
than the degree of cold which followa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

THr difficulty with some sermons le, %
Rivarol says that they are written in
laudanum on aheets of lead"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

I DcHt DIG IN the Honses
Ask Druggists for Rough on Rats" It
clears out rats. mice, bed-bugs. reaches, ve.-
min, flies, insects. 15c. per box.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

ERRsRs IN PLANTING FRUIT TREES -
Deep planting is one error; to plant a tree
a little less deep than it formerly stood is
the proper way. The roots are of two
kinds-the feeder rootlets and those that
support the tree in its place. The former
are composed entirely of cells and are al
ways found near the surface getting air
and moisture, while the latter run deeper
and serve as supports to the tree as well
az conductors of Its inorganic food. Hence
the injury that ensues from burying Its
feeder rootlets too deep. Placing fresh
manure in too close proximity with the
feeder rootlets is another grest error. The
place for such manure Is on the surface,
where the elements will disintegrate, dis
solve and carry it downward. Numerous
forms of fungi are generated by the ma
nure and attack the roots of the tree 1t is
very well 10 enrich the soil at transplant
ing the tree, but the manure, If to be In
contact with or very near the rools, should
lie thoroughly decomposed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

DRUGGING Domestic ANIMhLs.-Iontln-
ual dosing of animals is just as Useless and
Injurious to them as is the constant swal-
lowing of drugs and poisonous compounds
to the human system. 1t is all folly to al
low your stables to become hospitals, and
to smell and appear as an spothecary' s
shop. 1t Is much more humane to shoot 8
horse, or knock an animal on the head at
once, than to force down its throat doses
OF drugs whose quality or action you know
little about, having the effect to create
diseaee when it did not exist, and prolong
suffering much beyond the time in which
nature would herself effect a cure.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
Horrible Rites at KAtrwan.

The hall had been evidently decked and
garnisbed; the lamps burned brightly In
the cupols amid the golden balls and o.
trich eggs; the sheikh was clothed in Q
rich silk robe of Office and awe-inspir-
ing green turban, and a row of rush seated
cane chairs were waiting TO receive the
expected visitors. In ten minutes 600 or
200 Arabs filed every inch of available
space. The Sheikh Hamuda took his
seat in the centre, surrounded by the
musicians, and an old blind Aiss.ouis,
guided by little glr!, came in gently
from side door and sat down beside him.
The Aissaouia themselves occupied the
whole space covered by the cupola- The
aisles contained the Moslem spectators OF
the first rel igIoIs rite ever witnessed by
Christian eyes in the holy city of ksirwan.
Among the Aissaouia 1 noticed gray
bearded and decrepit old men. many Sc
dste-looklng shopkeepers had previously
seen IN the baZaars, half score OF the
Bey's soldiers and a dozen children under
IL years of age. The sheikh struck q
note on q drum; the musicians began TO
play a peculiar and monotonous tune,
gradually increasing in intensity. After
a pause several of the Aissaouia rose, and
swaylng backward and forward, shoulder
to shoulder, shrleked chorus to the sound
Of the drums. The music qulckened, and
so did the chorus. Then one Of the most
wild-looklng of the singers began to
throw of his clothes and passed down the
line to urge the others TO shout with re-
newed energy. Then one of the Tunisian
soldiers (he wore the Bey's brass badge ON
his red cap) seized sword, and began TO
lacerate his stomach. The blood flowed
freely, and he initiated all the time the
cries and movements of the camel. We
soon had a wolf, bear, a hyena, jackal,
n leopard and a lion. One man knelt down
before the sheikh, and holding two long
prongs to his sides, insisted on their being
driven INTO his flesh with blows of a NAL
let. This was done. A mere lad did the
same thing. A burly Arab passed an iron
skewer through the upper part OF his nose,
and transixed the skin of his face below
the eyes. He rushed apparently toward
US. Two or three powerful men knocked
him down, and held him till the shelkh
lald his hands on him and whispered some
mysterious formula in his ear. Another
man in quick succession swallowed more
than twenty large iron nails, there being
no mistake whatever as to his really dong
so. A large bottle was broken and de-
youred. The frenzy then became general.
While one Aissaouia plunged 3 knife
through his cheek, another transfixed his
shoulder blades with prong, and third
pierced his hand. A brazie- of cinders
was speedily empted- Twenty different
tortures were going on in twenty different
parts of the hall. Three large bushes OF
the thorny Indian fig or prickly pear were
eaten up in almost rs many minutes; and
at last, before we had time to prevent it,
a living sheep was thrown into the midst
of the maddened AIssaouia: it was IN
tIice torn into snreds by eager hands, and
still more eager mouths, and its still
quivering and bleeding flesh gnawed tc
the bones with apparent relish.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

SOMR blacksmIths who shoe horses do
not know that the frog of the foot should
be allowed to come to the ground; that it
should not be pared down. as is frequently
done, nor should 1t be touched when
healthy. 1t is meant to pound upon tn
ground and it Is the pounding that 1t gets
that is the life of the foot, and those horse.
shoers who have no: yet learned this very
important fact ought to learn it or quit
business Most of the diseases and defects
of horses feet come from cutting away
the frog or by raising it by high shoes
clear away from tbs ground. Stick pin
there.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
FOR LADIES ONLY.

The Ladies Medical Associat,on- Remeiie, Tor an
0sases q women are prepared BY the conpetens
sna reiiaoie who have made such diseases
Eeased oy mail ADVICE FREE Lettsrs srRIcfLy
ooSrrDEsTIAL Send description Of Symphonic; or n
not In need OF remedies send for our "Efints 70 "a
des which gives novel and interesting tnformstiou
xoR LADIES ONLY. II will pesse you Freel Addrves
-; AKA u =. VAN BUREN, Secretary, lo2
frAnkin Street, Buffalo. N Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

Only requires MINUTES not HOURS, 10 relieve
pain and cure acute disease.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08

FORCING RHUBARB--Ou.side of places
where there are professional gardeners,
the forcing of vegetables is very little
known in this country. People In general
are content with things in their season."
and do not trouble themselves to force or
retard. Perhaps the easiest vegetable to
force is rhubarb; and by taking q little
trouble, material for pies and sauce may
be had some weeks in advance of the sup
ply from the open ground. The things
needed are crumbs of rhubarb roots, soil
and dark, warm place. The roots should
be dug before the ground freezes, but in
most places there is usually an "open
spsll' when it may be done As
fine rhubarb as We ever saw was forced
in barrel or cask; the roots packed In on
layer of soil and surrounded by It, the
cask covered tight and set near the fur
nace in the cellar. A box to hold the roots
and set in cupboard or closet IN the
kitchen Will answer; or a box or barrel
may be placed in the kitchen. Keep mod,
erately warm, and see that the roots are
sufficiently moist. A few roots will give
sn astonishingly abundant supply, much
more tender and crisp and less violently
sour than the outdoor crop.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-03-08
RADWAY'S
Regulating Pills !
Perfect P,fr0dtireS, Soothing 4pefents. run
o,.< Pain Altrays Relfdbie aud Satt0'a! Ia
uteir OPERATION
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.

Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and streng-
then
RADvAY's Pulls for the cure OF al Disorders OF
the Stomach. Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Badder,
Nervous Diseases, Headache, Constipation, Cos
uyeness Indigestion, Dyspepsia, BiliOusness,
Fever, Inflammation of the Bowels. Piles. and al
arrangement 3 of the Internal viscera Warranted
TO effect 8 perfect cure Purely vegetable, con
tanning no mercury, minerals, or deleierOus drugs
u observe the following symptoms resulting
from Diseases Of the Digestive Organs; COnstlpa-
ton, Inward Piles, Fullness Of the Blood IN the
Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn,
Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the Sto-
mach, Sour Eructations, sinking or Flutierlng al
the Heart, Choking or Suffering Sensations wnen
In lying posture, Dots OF Webs before the Sigtt,
Fever and Dull Pain In the Head, Deficiency Of
Perspiration, Yeliowness OF the Skin and Eyes,
Pain in the Side Breast and Limbs. and Sudden
Flushes Of Heat, Burning Of the Flesh
few doses of RADwAY's PILLS will free the
system from all the aboye-named disorders