The Portland daily press., 1882-05-22

The highest hopes and interest of the race
rest on the purity, health and strength OF
womanhood. We take pleasure in referring
our readers to the remarkable efficacy of Lydia
| E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound in all that
class of diseases from which women suffer SO
much.
Emory Storrs recently delivered a lecture at
Lewiston, ILL.,, on ''The Good Old Times"
The Chicago Journal remarks that Mr.. Storrs
has had as many good old times as any man in
| Illinois, but it doubts whether he revealed all
that he knows on the subject.-1owa State
Register.
Answer This
Can you find case of Bright's Disease of
the Kidneys, Diabetes, Urinary or Liver
Complaints that is durable, that Hop Bitters
has not or cannot cure? Ask your neighbors
if they can.
Amateur Printer There is no regular pastry
cook connected with printing Office, although
sometimes when one of the hands makes a little
pi he makes the foreman little tart, and then,
perhaps, the latter complains of being "out of
sorts. Boston Commercial Bulletin.
No OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Pellets
| have an inherent power to cure Dyspepsia,
Constipation, Piles Sick or Nervous Headache,
and all diseases of the Stomach, Bowels and
Liver NeUer surpassed in the history of medi
cine. Sufferers, try them, and ye will suffer
no more. Fifty cents bottle at druggists.
Sent by mail on receipt of price.
Miss Sawyer's salve, as ,aoac prepared, beats
the world. Twenty-Five cents a box. Sent by
| mail.
WIGGIN s. Co., Proprietors, Rockland, Me.
1t seems curious that college students will
| fight among themselves, but probably there
| are occasions when the professors lock them
| serves IN and can't be got at.-Detroit Free
| Press.
For tremulousness wakefulness, dizziness
and lack OF energy, most valuable remedy is
Browns Iron Bitters.
The most truthful and unobtrusive man in
the community will, in one week after he be-
comes the owner of a setter dog, develop into
talented, gaudy and ostentatious liar.-Texas
Siftings.
If it is headache of any kind that troubles
you, you need never have another attack.
Send $3.50 to DR.. G. W. Benson, Baltimore,
Md, and he will send you by return mail
boxes of his Celery and Chamomile pills and
they will permanently cure you. OF druggists
so cents a box.
Brown is very proud of his argumentatiye
powers. ST always carry my pint" he says.
Fogg thinks he has seen Brown when he was
carrying good deal more than that-Boston
Transcript.
Virtue Acknowledged.
Mrs. Ira Mulholland, Albany, N. Y, writes
'For several years have suffered from Oft
recurring bilious headaches, dyspepsia, and
complaints peculiar to my sex. Since using
your BURDocK BLOOD B1TTERs Tam entirely
relieved" Price $10O, trial size 10 cents.
Jim Webster was brought before an Austin
justice of the peace. 1t was the same old
charge that used to bother him SO much in
Galveston. After the evidence wa all in, the
Judge, with perplexed look, said: "But do
not comprehend, Webster, how it was possible
for you to steal those chickens when they were
roosting right under the owners window, and
there were two vicious dogs in the yard"
"Hit wouldn't do yer bit er good, jedge, fer
me ter splain how cotched dem CHICKENS, fer
yer couldn't do yerself if yer tried it 40 times,
and yer might get yer hide full of buckshot de
berry fust time yer put yer leg ober de fence.
De bes way fer yer ter do, jedge, is fer yer ter
buy yer chickens in de market"
Poor digestion frequently causes trouble
which is all impossible when "Wheat Bitters"
are used.
General George A. Sheridan, of Louisiana,
was once asked by lot of horticultural chaps
to whom he was introduced if "they raised
pears in Louisiana" "Do they raise pairs?"
echoed the general "Oh, yes; but not unless
they hold three of kind The joke OF it was
that the horticulturists thought they were talk
IN o with General Phil Sheridan, and went
away convinced that he might know good
deal about cavalry man@uvres, but as Tor nor
ticu tare, he was as ignorant as an Esqulmau.
Detroit Free Press.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate in Nervous
Debility.
DIR. EDWIN f. VOSE, Portland, Me-,
says: ST have prescribed it for many of the
various forms of nervous debility, and it has
never failed to do good"
The largest circulation in the world-Jum-
bo's
HEALY's Vegetable Tonic Pills allay and pre-
vent childbed fevers and severe after-palns
See advt. on page 4.
CEPHALNE will prevent commissions in in
fants while teething.
Appropriate music for the walking matches
-'"The Walk-iire. Musical Herald.
The Light running Domestic" is delight
full" to use. u Elm street.
1t is wonderful what trouble change OF APP
parel will create A fellow, for instance, who
has been accustomed to wear derby hat,
thinking the day will be stormy, puts on an old
| soft hat and starts down town. lie meets
young lady whom he is willing to impress with
| his politeness One free-hand grab for his hat
| brim, and he discovers that he has changed
| tiles, and also that the motion requisite to TIP
| derby simply pulls soft hat down In ylllainous
| style and combs your hair all the wrong way.
| And the lady wonders where your politeness
| is-Lowell Citizen.
NOBODY should neglect cough. Take
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar instanter
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
The Cambridge police arrested man, who,
they said, kept cockpit and toughened birds
| for the ring; but he produced evidence which
clearly proved that he was only raising chick
ems for Cambridge clearinghouse keepers.
| He will die in afluence. Lampoon.
Friend of the Family to the Boy Twins
"Im afraid you little fellows don't always
agree You fight each other sometimes don't
your" Twins-"Yeth, sir, thum-tlmes. r..