Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-02-17
Not a Fl .tion.

Not Fi.tion.
Pogoma-My dear, must 60 ont on
business again to o-niaht.
Regina-My dear. you didn't find it
necessary to so away from me on bust
ness almost every night before we were
married.
Pho, my dear, but my business
then was to marry you.
R.-And you enjoyed my company,
then?
P.-I did, my dear. l wasn't SO sure
ofyou as am now.
R-Weli, you're candid enough at
any rate.
P.-I am, my dear; Let US DO honest
with each other. You SEQ, we've talked
each other ont. You know me all
through, ard 1 know you.
R.-And home is a dull place, sup.
pose, and I'm not as interesting as
before you married nae.
P.-You pat the Case dissgreeably
plain, NY dear. There is no need of
serving up the truth raw in that fashion
But that's the sizs Of it. when you take
the trimmings fl.
R-Very well, my dear, I'm going
cut, too; I may be out till "a. NJ.
possibly till 8.
P.-Whsre-where are you going, my
dear?
RIO see person on business.
PA person, man or woman
But it's a woman, Of course. And Why
SO late =?
R.-It's a person, my dear. And it's
business. Bat business is business,
you know.
P.-But respectable woman has no
business to be out with person al
such an hour. Above all wife.
R.-And why a wife any less than 9
husband, my dear?
P.-Because-because it amt the
thing. you know. A mans business
keeps him out late. A. least some
mems business does. Mine does.
Rand henceforth mine does, my
dear. Sauce for the gander is sauce
for the goose, my dear. I'm going tt
see something of life. Home is dull
You're right, my dear. You were in
teresting before I married you. Blu
now we know each other all through
We see too much of each other, yor
know. Come, let's be honest with eacl
other. Sauce for the gander ought Il
be the goose's sauce, hadn't it, my dear.
Sauce piquante. Goodbye. I'm tf
for greener fields and pastures newer
Pho, You don't. my dear.
R.-Yes. do.
P.-You go out at that door ard 20,
don't come in again. my dear.
RI don't want to. my dear.
P.-What!
RI don't want to my dear. "
got thousand dollars of my own, AM
if your door is locked when return
shall hire door of my own and loc
you out, my dear. Sauce fer the gan
Ger is sauce for the goose.
P.-Oh, come, now, my dear; this
all nonsense. You won't do any sue
thing. Come. be sensible, now.
RI am sensible, my dear, In fac
have just got possession Of my senses
as Mr.. Fresh says. I can do it, and
will. You know me we'll enough TO
that, don't you, my dear?
P.-My dear, I think won't go on
tonight.
R.-Nsither will I. my dear.-G Boon
County (Iowa) Republican.
SEA WATER GARdLE IN CHRONIC c.
TARRH.-Professor Mosler OF Griefswal
says, III the Berlin Kiinische Wochen
schrift. that he has for some year
most successfully treated patients wit
chronic catarrh of the throat by gal
Cling with sea water. Special room
for gargling have been erected on th
sea shore in some watering places, &C
cordiug to his directions. It is, how
ever. essential that the patients shoul
be given special directions how to gal
gle. As the tffection is generally lc
Gated IN tue naso-pharyngeal space,
IS necessary that part OF the waite
should come in contact with the nasa
cavity. In order to attain this, tn
garglipg movements must be combine.
with movements of deglutition. 4
marked Improvement in the state Of th,
patient follows as soon as the latter hal
acquired this particular art Of eareling
A farm II Virginia was sold for s9O(
70 pay debt of thirty seven cents, and
all OF the $500 WAS used up by the com
missioners to whom was assigned The
DUTY OF dividing the property among
the heirs interested in the estate.