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The Osceola times., 1882-09-30
Mr.. Patterson Meant what he said.

hereby certify that my boy, 10 years OF
age, was taken sick with typhoid fever
followed by congestion of the lung,
DR.. Dyer, an eminent physician OF this
place, stated that he thought the boy
would run down with quick consumption,
A Mr.. Patterson told me that the Goes
Cough Balsam was curing similar cases
and advised me to purchase ii. When
carried IL home my wife laughed at me.
but knew that Mr.. Patterson meant what
be said, and determined to try 1t. Two
bottles efiectually cured him so that now
he is tough and healthy as anybody.
LYMAN DoRMAN.
HUNTINGTON, CONN, Aug. %, 1860.
The Milwaukee woman has kept q
kettle of hot water on the stove every
night for twenty-five years past in order
TO scald burglars
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30
Farm Notes.

India has nearly 100000 acres of
land sown to wheat.
Hop-growers are happy over the pros
poets of heavy hop crop.
The prospects for good crops in France
Germany and Holland are favorable.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30
Washed and Unwashed Butter.
American Dairyman.

The difference between washed and
uHwashed butter is analogous to the diff
ference between clarified and unclaraticd
sugar The former consists of pure sac-
charine matter, while the latter, though
less sweet, has favor in addition to
that Of the pure sugar. When unwashed
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

five could only see ourselves as we
really are we should probably set about
the work Of reformation ~ once. The
only reason why we are not better than
We are is that we honestly think that
we are better than We are New York
Herald.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

Foreigners laugh a good deal at New
port over what they call "fox-hunts,n and
the fashionable young men there who
ride after the hounds are very indignant
that any one should have the audacity
to laugh at them.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

A Canadian women takes the cake"
for meanness. She belonged in Prince
ton, was engaged to marry young man
in Norwich, got him TO drive her to
Brantford, then gave him the slip and
married another fellow.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

EX-Sanitary Com. Rufus X. Hireman,
of New Orleans, was cured of severe
attack of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil,
so we see by an item in the Columbus
(Ga. .)-EDqllirer-Sun.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

We wish to call your attention to the ad-
yertisement of the Army aud Navy Lini-
ment. you are troubled with rheumatism
or neuralgia, diphtheria or Group, call on
your druggist and get a bottle. Ii is q sure
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

Pure Cod Liver Oil, from selected liyers
on the sea shore, by Caswell. Hszsrd h Co.,
N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients
who have once taken 1t prefer 1t to all 9th.
ers. Physicians decide 1t superior to all
other oils.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

Mr. George c. Coleman, of seymour, Ind,
writes: II have kept DR., Guysot's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparlla in my family for
years. My wife thinks there is no such
medicine as it Is. | think IL excellent for
weakness, and Indigestion. We also use il
for coughs and colds and ii does not fail us.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

The Northern Pacific road has cost up
to May |, 1889, S63, $4,000, and S25,000,-
600 will be required to build the remain
der
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

MOTHERS DoN'r KNow--llow many
children are punished for being uncouth,
wilful, and indifferent to instructions or
rewards, simply because they are out OF
health An intelligent lady said of a
child of this kind: "Mothers should
know that if they would give the little
ones moderate doses of Hop Bittcrs for
two or three weeks, the children would
be all that parent could desire"
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

Chapped hands, face, pimples, and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap,
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER FILLS for
20 years the standard remedy for constipa-
tion, liver diseases, etc. None better ever
discovered. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

What H. beautiful Why, Carboline, de-
odorized extract Of petroleum, as now i'm
proved and perfected. Clear as spring wa
ter, delightfully."- perfumed, and will not soil
the finest linen--a perfect toilet prepara-
tion and absolutely makes the hair grow on
bald heads.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

UNCLE SANS NERVE AND BONE LIN
IMENT ismoSt efficient for spraius, bruis
rheumatism, wounds AMI all aches and pains
n both man and beast.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

10 Faded afticles of all kinds restored
TO their original beauty by Diamond Dyes
Perfect and simple. 10 cents, AZ all drug
gists.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

CONSUMPTION, CouGnS, COLDS,
ENZA, BRONCHITIS, and all throat dis
eases are invariably relieved by"EILERT,S
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHER
RY." This valuable remedy should be kept
In every family. being adapted TO all, from
the babe to venerable age. Every bottle
warranted to give satisfaction. Sold by all
druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

The sight of fat man trying TO look
graceful in a bathing suit is what makes
the little bald-headed fishes stand on
their tails and grin.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30
The Egyptian Rat Destroyer.

Is the best preparation ever devised for the
determination Of these troublesome yermin
and other insects, bugs, reaches, etc.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

Jones said of yesterdays weather that
it belonged 10 the dogs, and he wished
they had il,
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

WORMS are invariably destroyed and re-
moved from the system by DR.. Jaques Ger
man Worm Cakes. A pleasant aud harmless
remedy. Sold by all druggist.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

PRESERVE YOUR HARNESS by oiling
with Uncle Sans Harness oil which makes
It soft and plahlc, and gives 1t good black
finish which will not rub of. Sold by Har-
ness Makers.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30
ssRouCh on Rats'y

1he thing desired found at last. Ask drug
gists for Rough on Rats. 1t clears out rats,
nice, reaches, flies, bed bugs. l5c boxes.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

An analysis of drinking waterat all the
summer resorts would be profitable TO
guests and good landlords.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

Manchester, n. H., is said to be the
only city in America which has four ex.
governors as citizens.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDER
is the best remedy ever discovered for dis
eases of Horses, Cattle, sheep aud Hogs.
Thrifty farmers use it to prevent disease,
restore the sick, strengthen the weak, i'm
prove the appetite, aud to keep stock In
thriving condition. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

The St James Gazette urges upon
young ladies TO shut up the piano and
take up the violin.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

DR.. wfNCUELL'S TEETHING SYRUP
is the model remedy for all diseases of child
hood. 1t produces natural sleep. regulates
the bowels, cures dyscntery, dtarrhTa, conc,
coughs, colds. sore throat giving children
health and mothers rest. Try IL. sold by
all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30
advertising Cards

immense variety Fancy Picture Cards seud 70
Price LIST and DC for sample sets j. u. BuF
FORD'S SONS, 2o3 A. eos broadway, n.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

That terrible scourge Fever aud ague ani 10
congener, bilious remittcnt, besides affection
OF the stomach, liver and bowels prOdpced b. rni
asmatlc air and water, are both eradicated an
prevented by the use of Hostetters stomach b.
ters, purely vegetable elixir. indorsed by ply
clans, and more extensively used as a refnsd,
for the above class OF disoTtltrs, as well ~ for
many oihen, than any medicine Of The sge.
For sale by I'll DulGgises end Dealers scnese1iy
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

The national game--Canvas-back duck.
The Osceola times., 1882-09-30

r.,e.l. nv Druggist, and G.oera Osalsrs Evrxxhera
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17
LANSBURGH & BRO,
4eO, 4e2 and 424 Seventh Street.
REMEMBER THIS!

If You are sick, Hop BItters VIII surely aid Nature
In making you we'll when all else falls
II you are costlye or dyspeptic, OF are suffering
from any other OF tie numerous diseases OF the son
ach bowels, It is your own fault II you remain IN,
for Hop Bltters a sovereign remedy In ali such
complaints.
II you are wasting away with any form of kidney
disease stop tempting Death this moment, aud turn
for a cure To Hop Bltters.
you are sick with that terrible sickness Nervous
ness, you Will hnd " Balm IN Gilead In the use Of
hop BitteTs.
II you are frequenter resident Of miasmatic
district barrlcade your system against the soOprge OF
all eountres-lnalarlal epidemic, bilious, and inter-
mittent feyers-by the use Of Hop Bitters.
IL YOU have rough plmply or saOw skim bad
breath, pains aud aches and feel miserable generally
Hop Bltters will give you fair skin rich blood, and
sweetest breath, health, and comfort.
In short, they cure all Diseases OF the stomach,
Bowels, Blood Liver Nerves, Kidneys Bright's
Disease Five hundred dollars will be paid for a
they VIII not cure or help,
That poor bedrldden, Invalid Wife, sister, mother,
or daughter can be made the picture OF health by a
few bottles OF Hop Bltters costing but tribe. WIN
you let them suuerY
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17

HuWIIEHT, IUIVNTs TWUIT TIWK
bonnots lent color 10 the scene, then rushing nosly
into some short tunnel aud emerging upon quiet
woodland lane with It's tall shady Indigenous.
Three - clock ~ exclaimed My, glancing at
her venerable silver watch. How quickly the time
passes. We shall 10 sherbOrne In ten minutes. -
- sherborno 80 repeated her fellow traveller, with
aGuick inquirng glance. "Do you get out there
tOOY''
''Is It your station, thenY" asked Mily in her
turn, with a light laugh. What queer coinci-
denoe -
at is "a very charming one he answered politely
- hope you are making long stay IN our litlle
"Then he rs evidently native, - she reflected
drawing her deductions with feminine celebrity
"Oh, yes - she answered 10 his question, with a
most melancholy sigh NJ the sudden recollection Of
Steve s fOrlOrn condition,
- You are not very ilatterng To us" lac remarked,
with smile - suppose SOn have suffered 80 much
during the past hour from native that you draw
the most melancholy deductions, 50
son, II isn't that go MillY FASTENED 10 assure
him. - have always found SherbGrne charming
An, there Is Aunt Margaret 80 she cried Suddenly as
the train slowly drew up at the quiet little country
"Ahl Milly dearest-so glad 10 SEQ you have
arrived safely = Then, turning to Miliy's fellow
traveller. Miss Buckley greeted him cordially. 81
did not know you were coming down, Mr.. NerschOyle.
OF course N-glaDeug at the breech- leaders as the
young man brought them out of the carriage" to-
morrow ~ the uTst How could forget so Important
MnyY'
~ was Indeed, - answered Mllly. so emphatlcally
that her companion laughed.
"Mr. NerschOyle-ny necD, Miss bland. - Miss
Buckley performed the necessary introduction while
My aud MIR. Yerschoyle smiled simultaneously.
81 think w6 have already struck M AN imprOmpul
acquaintance. said the latter, as lac walked with
them to Miss Bnekeys pony carriage with its pretty
pair of ponies,
There was also dog-cart, with powerful bay
horse standing IN The country lane and smart groom
touched his hat respectfully 10 Milly's imaginary
"swel- nOhsman. -
81 will only say du reooir, " said Misc Buckley
as the poules set on at smart TOt, +" You must come
up and see as, - and Milly smile strengthened the
permission.
"And so you have heen doing sad execution with
your bedur yeut, naughty girl - said Aunt Margaret
that evening after dinner, as they sat In the soft
summer twilight-aud she gently stocked the fair
hair resting against her knee Mlly sat the soft
rug before tue French window, nursing Toby, the
asthnatic pug" and you are sent to your stern old
auulia to he Kept out OF mischief. ~
"DOn't you think papa anu mamma are very
Cruel?'' asked Mlily in3inuatiugy.
"NOu Certainly seemed tn be feeling Il acutely
when you were chatting with Anthony Nerschoye, -
said Miss Huckley, with smile, aud Milly bushed
"s this young Weston Squire very Irresistible -
continued MISS buckley.
"le's not the young squire, - replied Milly, find
lug II convenient 10 ignore the question. lie has an
elder brother ia India with his reglment.n
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17
A Bad Man Trom nItter CreeL.

cowboy got on the war-path at Madison
low DAYS ago aud rode back and forth, hrlng at
eleIyhouy III sHht lie shot several times at O. L..
Mr. halon soon tired OF the inn, and pulling his six
shooter knocked tho war-llke cowboy out OF the
saddle the hrsi mop. The bullet cut on one OF the
e0Mpuneher,s ears. Mama LndspaadsnL.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17
G. G. BRYAN.

Northwest Corner Fifteenth and L
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17
Upholstery Department.

LACE CURTAINS, as foIlowai BRUSSELS, TAM
BoUR. NOTTINGHAM, and MADRAS; also
MADRAS MUSLIN IN BTAUrtFuL STAINED
GLASS EFFECTS.
ELEGANT PLUSH APPLIQUE TABLE COVERS
and MANTEL LAMBREQUlNS
TAPESTRY aud CASHMERE, TABLE aud PIANO
COVERS.
roRTlERRE CURTAINS, in plain aud cross
stripes.
ruRCOMANS, both 10y the yard and pair.
In FURNITURE COVERINGS, a full line, em-
bracng all the NEWEST DESIGNS and FABRICS,
such as RAW and STUN SILKS, SILK DAM
ASKS, EMBERLINES, TURKISH SATIN,
SILK COTELINs, SILK rLUsnFs plan) in all
colors; sILKPLUsHEs, VARlEGATED COLoRs,
fortrmming purposes
The LARGE EST LINE OF CRETONNEs THAT WE
HAVE EVER SHOWN,
Ia fact everything that Is required In first class
decorative upholstery establishment WINDOW
SHADES la great variety. POLE CoRNICEs In
walnut, obonlzed, and brass.
We shall he glad to furnish estimates for household
decorations in all Its branches.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17

II any one has represented that we are in
the word :" Hops - In their name cheating houest
folks or that We win pay any OF their bills or debts
they are frauds and swindlers and the victims should
punish them. We deal In aud pay Ouly the bills Tor
the genuine Hop Bitiers the purest aud best medi-
ellie On earth.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17

G ec week In your own town. Terms aud % outfit
0UU free. Address II. HALLET Co., Portland,
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17

A Denver reporter who tried to interview
man At midnight was shot AT and narrowly escaped
With Ills life. The man says he mist0Ok the reporter
for burglar hut people who have baen interviewed
by Denver reporters have their doubts about that
Philadelphia NelpS.
Troubles often come from whence we least
expect them. Yet may often prevent or counter
act them by prolnpt and Intelligent action. Thou
blnatlon OF diseases. Diseased kndeys aud cOstiye
bowels are their tOrnentors. They should know that
kidney-Wor acts on these organs at the same time.
causing them TO throw on the poisons that have
ologged them, and SO renewing the whole system.
The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-17
INCUR
CARPET DEPARTMENT

We are Offering a full line In MoQUErrE, VEL
VET BoDY and TAPESTRY BRUSSELS, IN
GRAIN, THREE-rLY, and VENETIAN CAR
PEriNGS, and q beautiful assortment OF SMNR-
Ma, VELVET, MoQUETrE, and BRUSSELS
RUGS and MATS. LOWEST CASH PRICES.
NOW goods received daily.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-16

an dough yo' come too late, it look
so nice I'm g great min ter slap, II
on de side er my head en- go ter bed
wild it anyhow, spite er all dat mout
be said er done. But my tool
done bin kyo'd."
"Tooby sho! Well, amt year de
beat er dat! How yo' bin kyo' 20 tool
Brer Remus?
"I des tuck'n brace up, en- sail
myself 'roun' ter de man " at handle
de tongs, en- dat de las vat dat tool
bodder me"
"Des lisseu at datp' exclaimed
Aunt Tempy, with increased unct-
ion. SIS yo' git er tuck out,
Brer Remus9 Msnys un manvs De
time wat my jaw fairly rankle in
nav head, I'm yit l amt had de
nervesuess fer ter git no toof drcg
out"
"Well, deu, Sis Tempy." said
Uncle Rsmus. solemnly, 81 hope de
Lord ill stan 'tWix you en- dish yer
pullin' bizness."
"Ah, vi I" exclaimed Amt Tempy,
in q tone that might be called the
exultstion OF curiosity.
81 put on my coat dis msWnin'.
en- 1 tuck up my cane"-here Uncle
Remus paused, and looked at the
little boy, with the well-ieigned ex-
pression of one endeavoring to recall
q half forgotten event. 'Is L say Sis
mawnin', honey2 Kazs it lock like
ter me witch it mout er bin las year,
or de year TO dat Wen man,
continued Uncle Remus, rehectlVely,
''done git de sperienee wat l gotten
mo- speshually wen he git it all 40
Ia bunch, den it look like it 'bleedg
ter bulge .some'rs. "
"Umph! Troof, too" Aunt TempV
assented, With enthusiasm. !.
"But amt neeber hyer FER dsr,
Uncle Remus went on. Il went
after de man, en- fin i'm emil tell
i'm bout de Jaw. He mighty nice
lookin' man, dat he wuz, en- he
tuck'n sot me down in cheer, he
did, en- den he grope 'roun' in my
mouf wild lsetle Jun stick tWel he
feel me finch, en- den he stop en- say.
Oar she ISL En- sho nu6, dar she
Wuz."
"He En- de right tool" exclaimed
Aunt Tempy, with unconcealed adj
miration.
"Yesser," said Uncle Rem Us;
she drap on it terreckly; on wen be
done drap on it, no tuck, en- den De
draW.Iong bre6, en- low hegwuz ready
fer bizness. De cheer wat he sot me
down H." continued the old man
using hisscane to draw q war map o.
the situation in the ashes on the
hearth, "wuz bout like 'tWer'
yer. en- irontin' un it wuz WiDder,
en- orost de street fun de wihder wuz
q big two story house, settin' der des
ez natchal ez you please; en- wen de
sun chime Oh DAT house. it look
wife ez snow. De man he stsn'yer tel
de right er de cheer, en- W'iles he
was prCi.ckin' longer, l keep my eye.
ball sos on de house Blmeoy dc
man lock ike DE git good 90 EesdF
en- den De tuck deT tonks or his'r
en- feel 'rour' rwel he clamp dowr
on de toof; and den tuck q brace
hisself en- r'ar back. Bless yo' soul
wen he Far back, de big two story
house tuck'n dy up in de ar, en- fal
back on de groun'-kerblrp" -HGr
per- Magazine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-16
NOTICE.

ALL PERSONS OWNING PROP
"A erty within Salt Lake County. Utah
Territory, subject to Territorial, School
and COUNTY Taxes, are hereby notified
that the County Court Of Salt Lake,
as a Board of Equalization. will meet at
the County Court House in Salt Lake
City from Friday the 2lst day of July
to Wednesday the 9Th day of August,
A. D. 1882, both days inclusive, for the
purpose of hearing aud determining all
complaints in regard to the assessed value
of any property and applications for
Attachments or remission Of tstes Of any
insane, Idiotic, infrm or INDECENT person
as provided for by An Act of the Legisla-
tive Assembly of the Territory Of Utah
entitled can Act to Provide Revenue
for the Territory of Utah, and the several
Counties thereof" approved February
%, 1873, end acts amendstory or in aid
thereof. By order of said court.
D. BOOKHOLT,
County Clerk:
Salt Lake City. July 10Th, 1882. jy1
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-07-16

DIsEAsE5 OF DOGS, A PRACTICA
IL guide for every dog owner on care
dogs and prevention and treatment Of the
diseases, $50. Dog Training, 25c. Hunting
Yezidermist. co.. OF booksellers or by mail
J ESsZ 8ANEY / CO. 10 Spruce St, Ny,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-11-04
Mothers Turn Now.

at is mothers turn to be taken
care of now"
The speaker was winsome young
girl, whose bright eyes, fresh color,
and eager looks told of light-hearted
happiness. Just out of school, she had
the air of culture, which is an added
attraction to blithe young face. 1t
was mothers turn now. Did she
know how my heart went out to her
for her unselfsh words?"
Too many mothers in their love of
their daughters, entirely overlook the
idea that they themselves need recrea-
ton. They do without all the easy,
pretty and charming things and say
nothing about it; and the daughters
do not think there is any self-denial
involved. Jenny gets the new dress
and mother wears the old one, turned
upside down and wrong side out.
Lucy goes on the mountain trip, and
mother stays at home and keeps
house.
Emily is tired of study and must
lie down in the afternoon; but moth
er, though her back aches, has no
time for such an indulgence.
Dear girls, take good care of your
mothers. Coax them to let YOU re-
lieva them of some of the harder duties
which for years they have patiently
done.-Intelligencer.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-11-04
Seed Potatoes.

The Rural Yorker gives the follow
ing yields per acre as the result of ex-
periments with different seed potatoes:
Whole potatoes, large, yield, table po-
tatoes, 1892 bushels; small potatoes
1867 bushels; total, 1853 bushels
Whole potatoes, small, yield; table
potatoes, 1918; small potatoes, 65.5
bushels; total 1888 bushels.
One eye to a hill, yield: table pota-
toes 60.1 bushels; small potatoes. 24.9
bushels; total 50 bushels. Two eyes
to a hill, yield: table potatoes S3.9
bushels; small potatoes, 1919 bushels;
total, 1888 bushels. Three ewes to a
hill, yield: table potatoes, 1867 bush
els; small potatoes, 4S4 bushels, total,
1911 bushels. Seed end yields; table
potatoes, ia bushels, small potatoes,
6S.7 bushels; total 1927 bushels
Stem end yields: table potatoes, 9O.7
bushels, small potatoes, 61.S bushels;
total 1925 bushels.
Therefore plant your potatoes whole,
and the best ones you have.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-11-04
: Reproductive Comet.

The present comet in the eastern sky
which can be distinctly seen by every
one at early morning, is certainly the
most remarkable one of all the modern
comets. Prof. Lewis Swift, director
of the Warren Observatory, Rochester
n. Y, states that the comet grazed the
sun so closely as to cause great dis
turbance, SO much so that it has divid-
ed into no less than eight separate
parts, all of which can be distinctly
seen by good telescope. There is
only one other instance on record
where a comet has divided, that one
being Biella's comet of 1916, which
separated into two parts. Applica-
tions have been made on Mr.. II. H.
Warner by parties who have noted
these cometary offshoots, claiming the
$500 prize for each of them Whether
the great comet will continue to pro-
duce q brood of smaller comets re-
mains to be seen.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-11-04

IN spite of the faults of few of its
leaders, Like the true believer who
adheres to his belief in two extremes
in the time to come, we can say to the
scofer, give us something better be-
fore you deride u.s." We need those
things we believe in to make us bet
ter, and that's what the "grand old
party" needs, something to make it
better, which it is getting,
The president has arrived home and
is resting at his cottage at the Soldiers
Home. w. G. d.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-11-04

Chow do you do Miss Verplanck?''
said a young-lady caller on one of her
society friends. II just ran over this
morning on particular church bust
ness" II am SO glad to see you," tit
tered Miss Verplanck: what can it be
of so great Importance" "Well, dear,
it is this You know at the last Sun
day-school concert of your church we
loaned you our frst-alto singer and
organist?" Oh, yes ;" ''Well, We are
going to have a church festival next
Tuesday night, and Rev. Penwiper
suggested that | come over and borrow
your oyster. Chicago Cheek.