The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-12-12
THE DALLAS Herald TUESDAY MORNING DECEMRrR 20 1850

tremity as to have to attempt to make a
meal OIL such u tough old chan as that
drummer,-[Bonham News.
RESEMBLANCE NOT EASILY RECOGNIZED.
=. Inc latest novelty in the educational
line IS school Tor the DEVELOPMENT of cow
boys In Texas. This enterprise is as Ger.
tain 10 fail as u school for Journalists be-
cause both professions can only be acuuired
by active service in the field. "Cow-boys.H
IKE poets, are Norn, not made, no amount
OF culture can transform a common man
Into the Slmon-pure Texas article. To be
sure man can be taught to herd cattle
only ny the Creator, nature and few tin.
lshlng touches from Satan can create a real
traditional cow-puncher. Ii is hardly nee.
esSary to say that such an institution mas no
existence, actual or prospective, in Texas.
some ierlile'brained newspaper liar is re-
spohslbIe Tor the canard.-[ Waco Exami-
ner,
4 RACKET THAT ALWAYS WINS.
Mr. Morrison democratic congressman
from Illinois, was elected by 200 majority,
IN a republican district, on II distinct free
trade issue. The democrats win whenever
they make a square issue on the tariff.
NOW that the hand is nut to the pillow, let
be no turning back Graham Leader.
MORE PRACTICAL TASK.
Bob lngersolls admirers claim that ',p
succeeded admirably in explaining the
mistakes Of Moses, but it is feared t ,st he
will find 1t more difficult task to exnl,in
the mistakes of Dorsey and Brady in con.
nection with the star-routes,-. lGreenyille
Banner,
HAS HER QUOTA.
1t is announced that rev morning daily
is to be started IN Dalls.s city by January /.
Dallas already has two good daily papers,
the HERALD and the nmes,-rryler Cou''
rier.
SIGHTS AND SHADOWS OF THE TARIFF.
Free trade has many attractions, and
shoul Id be encouraged as far as practicable
consistently with the support Of the FEEDER.
al government by a tariff system, adjusted
strictly with reference to equality IN the
public burdens and equal Justice to all.
But the people of this country are opposed
to system of direct taxation tor the sup.
port OF the general government Decatur
Tribune,
REFINED sAVANT.
Professor Il. f. Virgins, LID, astrono
mer of the Canadian finance department,
has been heard from and made scientific
prediction OF woe. He chose President
Arthur to tell it to in sort of official way,
and IT IS thus: A great storm will strike
the United States, by way OF the Gulf of
Mexico, on March g. 1883, bounce against
the Rocky mountains, and rebound III such
a manner rs to reach the Canadian capital
Ottawa at T. O'Clock on the 18th day OF the
same month, after having enjoyed COM
prehensiye tour of two days on the con-
tinent We might be inclined to disre-
gard this prediction, were it not alegorical.
1t is also chronologically wrong. Just two
years after the date the professor fixes, the
country will present wide waste OF repub-
llcan debris. March 4, 1885, the last YES.
tige of the republican party will disappear
from public gaze, and Mr.. Arthur will dis
appear with it, 1t is appropriate that he
should receive notification OF the coming
storm, which he has already scented from
aiar. The professor knows how to 90 a
thingin very delicate Manner Austin
Statesman.