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AMed by a Name.

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Last evening in a Union line car, com
ing down from the ball ground, there
was quite an amusing incident "A big
man, while discussing the merits of the
game, stepped upon anothers toes and
hurt them very badly. The injured man
was redheaded, and ofan ugly disposition,
evidently, and he got as mad as awet
hen in about an eighth of a second.
You miserable, cur,"' he exclaimed.
10 you come from Northern \ Indiana.
that you've got feet that want to take up
whole horse carP"srC s3biB T0. saf-,
The offending man, not noticing the
savageness of the query, replied: ST beg
your pardon, sir; my stepping upon your
toes was wholly accidental. / hope you
are not seriously hurt. DIS ~
"HuTtrf growled the ired-headed man.
who seemed to rather want to fight, fsdo
you think it would hurt you tohave your
toes ground by No. IA? You ought to
60 out in ten-acre lot by yourself and
practice handling those feet" II 2ns
The crowd laughed at this remark.
Still the reyiled man did not get angry.
He said: every likely you ARE right.
I've thought of doing it. You must
pardon my awkwardness, but assure
you it was unintentional.'' 5A @of-
II don't know whether I'll pardon you
or break your head on the pavement, y
said the red-headed man. II suppose,
though, seeing you've begged SO hard,
I'll have to let you off" -
The two sat down side by side, and
gradually dropped into conversation,
though the red-headed man. was still
grouty. Finally he asked the mild
hammered man, who he was. Quietly
and modestly the latter replied: 90 -
"Pm called Tug Wilson"
{ The look of horror that came over the
face of the red-headed man as he realized
how reeklessly he had behaved and how
near he had probably come to getting a
frightful beating, was a sight to see. His
eyes hung out and jaw dropped, he
was so scared. He at first appeared dis
posed tolapologize, but couldn't quite see
his way clear to do it. Hehitched about
nervously for minute, and then made a
bolt out of the car. The passengers
shouted. o.fs ~o3a
Then the mild-mannered man said:
ladies and gentlemen, am not Tug
Wilson, but ! thought that was the best
way to revenge myself on that black
guard. "-PhtlddelphtG NeUs-
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THE KANSAS CITY EXPOSITION
9ue SEPT. 25th TO SOth,cISS2.
THE WHOLE WORLD is WAITING FOR THE
Il GRAND MEsTERN -EXHIRITz a m =

THE WHOLE WORLD Is WAITING POR THE
o. GRAND WESTERN sExHIBITs agiF 81
The wonderful strides we are making is
sufficient evidence that the interest of Kansas
City and the entire West. are identical and
must, stand or fall together: but q live, en-
ergetic people know no such word as fail.
For this. the people of Kansas City have I'M
united effort put their shoulders to the wheeL
and intend to continue booRing our country
If they have to stir up the Whole world In the
attempt. stR s0yie 10 fis III hsa4ys9k :,
Thus far the evidence of a. successful ex-
hibit is remarkable, but we want something
more this year. The time is opportune, and
We want and must have an exhibit and attend
ance ten times greater than ever before.
People of the West, remember that Kansas
City is the great gateway to the beautiful
homes Of millions of the most youthful, in
telligent and energetic people Of this land
and always stands ready to aid you'll There
fore send in your stock and products for ex-
hibition.. Take your families and friends, and
mingle for day with the enterprising host
who comprise and exist in this land of plenty.
Beside the grand day and night exhibitions
the programme each day will be full of in
terest and amusement. Since the publication
of the premium list several novel features
have been added and many more will no
doubt be arranged for, in order that this Ex-
position may be the greatest attraction Of
the season. Remember the date for Kansas
City Exposition, September 25th to 30th, 1882
Address all communications to q" @s ~
-Igr4e tEt . ss. THEO. s. CASE, su
Secretary and General Manager.
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American methods of conducting
many departments Of agriculture are be-
ing introduced into almost all parts of
the civilized world.
81, MANY people have an idea that rad
lSnes are vegetables only suitable for
Inc table IN early spring. and they never
SOW them at times when they will be in
good condition TO eat other seasons of
me year. The fact is. they are desira-
Die during all the months of the yea-
and should be sown every two weeks
during the growing Chicago
Times
TO stop bleeding. IL from a cavity
in the jaw after tooth has been ex-
tracted, shape cork into the proper
form and size to cover the bleeding cav
ity, and long enough to be kept firmly
In place when the mouth is closed. This.
we believe, is our own invention, and
we have never known it to fail. 1t has
served us in desperate cases. -BostOn
IrdnScripk
There are great many farms and
fields which can never be cultivated at n
profit. These If planted with forest
trees, such as chestnut, oaks of different
varieties, pines and larches, would pro-
duce growth of timber which would
be a source of profit and then the ener-
gies of the farmer might be coHcentrat-
ed upon his best land, and his manure
could be applied where it would do the
most good y Herald.
The age of sheep up to four years
old is readily ascertained from the
mouth. They put up two large teeth
IN the center of the lower Jaw, casting
two sucking teeth at about twelve
months old. They put up two more
large teeth each OF the next three years,
making at four years old full mouth of
eight large teeth. These soon become
gappy and worn, especially when sheep
are fed on whole roots.
Most of the preventable losses in
farming come from attempting to do
too much, or rather from working with
insufficient capital. The rule that what
ever Is worth doing at al is worth do
ing well is especially appecable to the
operations OF the farm. If the farmer
lacks cash or labor sufficient to Guilt
vate 100 acres in the best manner. let
him limit his operations to fifty, and if
that still refuses To yield profit he can
experiment with thirty. or even twenty
acres. - ADleTica't CititiDdtor.
Lovers of coffee will find that a
custard made after the following recipe
Is simply delicious; il should be served
with sponge and fruit cakes. Make a
rich custard mt least half cream; to a
quart of cream and milk allow four
eggs II they are large. five il small;
sweeten TO Your taste; cook i'm a farina
kettle; when done stir in two-thirds of
n teacupful Of cold coffee; the coffee
should be strained through cloth. SO
that there will be no dark-colored specks
In the custard. II you fear that the
custard will not be rs thick as you like
to- have it. you may use small table,
spoonful of corn starch or of common
flour.-N y. Post.
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SOmnambnlism in Dogs.

There is something peculiar about
somnambuiism when considered from
scientific and philosophical stand
point. The sleep-walker, it will be
found, still retains dim idea, even
while he is asleep, of the condition of
affairs when he went to sleep. For
instance, if he leaves his clothes in a
certain part OF the room on retiring.
he knows when he rises Just where to
find them, even in the dark. This is a
question which opens up Wonderful
field for physiological and mental re-
search.
D Whiloyoung and giddy we became a
somnambulist, and excited great deal
of curiosity by our strangefreaks during
sleep, and this one question of the slum-
bering mind and its memory of facts ex-
isting prior to sleep, was the most re-
markable thing about it all toms. We
puzzled over that a good deal At
night we would retire to rest, and the
next thing we would know we would
wake up in the middle of a contiguous
melon patch, and there would be two
or three other somnambulists there in
the same patch, and as much surprised
as we were. Still there is the same
truth staring us in the face. Every
somnambulist there had through his
sleep retained in his semi-conscious
state a perfect recollection of where
every article of his clothing was and
how To get, out. of the upstairs window
without waking the old people.
BY md by the owner of the melon
patch procured. at great expense, a
large. humorous bulldog. who was also
somnambulist. He walked in his
sleep good deal That is why we
quit We didn't propose to descend to
the level of the brute creation. We
Just said, il a bulldog wants to SOM
nam, he can do so and we Will leave the
field to him. ~ ~ - y ~
We made this resolution one night
Just after we had plugged watermel-
on. While STOPPING over in the act. we
felt pang of conscience and heard our
suspenders break.
Perhaps the casual reader has never
sat down on q buzz saw and felt him
self gradually fading away. If so he
does not know what It is TO form the ac-
quaintance of a sOmnaiAbulistbull-d
In the prime of life - -
After that, somnambulisn1didn' have
such run in our family for a while.
We never slept so sound that we didn't
remember places and objects that had
made-an impression on us prior to slunl-
Der, and that is why we saw that there
IS something in this matter that scien-.
lists would do well to look into --Nye's
Boomerang.
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PERSONAL

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
9elts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old who are af-
fiicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
Kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration of health and manly vigor.
Address as above. n. B.-No risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed. 1ggsss3 H. ~.
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A Chase for a Baby.

There was a funny chase for baby
ut Plainville, Conn, on "Wednesday
morning. A woman stepped from q
train moment to question the agent,
and the train pulled out suddenly with
out her., carrying off her baby. Her
frenzy moved the good ticket agent to
telegraph to Bristol and order the baby
returned The train dropped tie infant
at Forestyilles and a good man footed
it thithert and lugged the baby back to
Plainville.oq The mother, meantime
grown impatient, had gone to Forest
villelOn'thei engine of q gravel train So
back went, the fgood man with the baby
TO Rorestviile, there ITO learn that the
frantic mother had returned to Plain
'ville.s The man then telephoned to the.
woman TO sit still half an hour, which
She did, and got back her ihfant.-
Springfield [ 4Hdss; ! Republican, 9 .'sGi
D.. q -.
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Unrivaled

As being certain cure for the worst forms of
dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, impurity
of blood, torpid liver, disordered kidneys, etc,
and as a medicine foreradicating every species
of humor, from an ordinary pimple to the
worst ulcer, BURDoCK BLOOD BITTERs stand
unrivaled. Price, 81. .,,fls --st - IN -.
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He sufrered for Thirty-hve Years.

GUILFoRD, CT, May Is, 1868.
For thirty-fve years have been, the victim
of that terrible disease, Dyspepsia; have con-
suited eminent physicians and tried almost
every remedy. My family physician finally
of Goes Dyspepsia Cure helped me, and to-
day consider myself cured, and am ready to
affirm that it is the most valuable medicine
ever placed before the public. - 4sa
G. H. RICHARDSON.
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A Heavy Swell.

Jacob H. Boomer virgille, N. Y, writesy
" Thomas ECLECTRTC On cured badly
swollen neck and sore throat in forty-eight
hours. My wife was also cured Of a lame foot
in twenty-four hours.n I gof34sftn '96y
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

So THEY have got a corner on tan-bark,
have theyl Well, well; that accounts for
the different flavor Of boarding-house coffee
OF late. 49, .E..nA 49,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

The Burr family have had reunion in
Maine, which reminds tio New York Times
that the Burrs always stick together.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

THE shrewd old man told his amiable little
boy that II was better to waste other peoples
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

TUE market Is flooded WITH, W ttbless,, and
vile compounds for the rejdvination OF the
hair, but Carboline, the great petroleum hair
remover and dressing, as now improved and
perfected, still takes the front rank as the
bess preparation ever offered to the public. n;
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

New York has averaged much hot.
ter weather this summer than New Or
leans. and Memphis thinks of putting in
her claims as summer resort
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

1T is Alloys agreeable after you've told a
funny yarn to have somebody in the crowd
remark that he always liked that story
Boston Post
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

AMONG the most efficacious of remedial
agents are the medical preparations from the
laboratory of Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass.E ~ y u. !. " -.LA aML -mnA
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USE Wise's Axle Grease. 4 !

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffenersr for those
new boots or shoes before you run them over.
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= ~
Ada Worden, twelve wears old, who
fell distance of sixty feet recently at
Boston, has astonished the doctors by
getting well. Her mother believes that
faith and prayer did it.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

1T is downright mean, the way we serve ON
teeth. In childhooiwe cut them, and in old
age drop them. 3 saa e. 49, 50 - ~
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Kidney DISEASE

WHAT Adam sail on beholding the first sun
rise: "Go West, my sun, go West" WITT
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Pain, Irritation, Retention, Incontinence
Deposits, Gravel, DE, cured by = Buchupaiba. |,
81. Send for pamphlet E. 8. Wells, Jersey
City, N. j. "ft9h1N@ 'NAsN ~ :.
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BEFORE an apple becomes cider It must 90
the rounds of the press.
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Latin is a dead language and that is why
doctors use it for writing out their prescrp-
tions.-M o. Picdyasse. fs.f.g .t4.i' ge Ef -
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WIsE's Axle Grease will suit you; If it. don't,
get your money back. -
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eaTotE9 sd 20 z1vff NJ s7s ~
tsis bsf2ans giiazsi is 10 1dsm
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HANLAN,S HOME

Hanlan. the champion oArsmAn or the word wap
born in Toronso,f cAnsdA. AID SoA fia n1t ama,eu,
race on Toronto Bay. Afterwards ne maze his name
famous by his great victory 1t the Centennial IN 1875
Since then he has defeated esery oarsran OF pson-
nence not sns ibis lds fromthe sntipodes
OF Assraa to thc, shores pfFGreat Rritains and he
now patiently waits for the next man who IL to attempt
10 MAKE MN lower hts ssndsrd or victory. which mas
been SO long waving In triumph Any one taking even
. cursoty sAace If Isnisn and wno notes his Clear
orishteye hispure SKIN and wen knit frAms would
be copvnced that purity OF blood, and robust heah
were his birthrght. hence the basis or his strength
and enduranes Putty of baoodis anqaessonably the
seat Of life and hAlth.s and 70 ebpin 1t and keep IT,
nothing in the world can compare to, Bnfdock Blood
Ritter. - F4s1S a II - EFtlE = FL
ionsnes sndSsspepsia secns to Rave grown up Win
me; having BEEN A-sufferer for years. i have tried
many rmedteS but wthno lasting result until used
your Buruotk Blood Buffers. They have been truly
messing " me, and cannot speak too highly Of
eN. - \ = n - ~ = "a .sIstNg s9&as8fM
C11ttI ,.I1f-T O. T3a0t84ffsffsiss -
~ Blacket Robinson. proprietor Of the CaGada
fresoytertdn, Toronto, Ont. writes: For severa
years have suffered greatly from .rccurring bilious
headaches used your Burdock Blood Btters with
Esn 5s ysss fS
stsrli9s CHARACTER of your PREPARATION nag,at ~
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Important.

When you visit or leave New York CITY, save
baggage and expressage and carriage hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel nearly oppo-
rooms, single and in suits, fitted up at an ex-
pense of one million dollars. Rooms reduced
to 81 and upward per day on European plan.
Elevators. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all
depots. -, See. 81 $1,000 = ;.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

VERY like it: Tutor What, what Mum.
bless How do yous TRANSLATED semetipsum IN
Master Mumbles with some slight shesita.
ton Half tipsY, sirp london .Pu,,ch.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

SOME hotel clerk must have originated the
expression: There is always room at the
top."-Boston Star. =
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MRS. MARIA L, sWINToN, of Batavia, o.,
writes: believe suffered more from dys-
pepsia than any woman living! Ii Just seemed
thRt no kind of food would rest ON my stom-
ach, Ny habits were very Irregular and my
generally health Consequently broke down.
Several medicines tried relieved me at first
but soon got worse again. I was recon-
mended te'giye DIR. Gaysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla a trial.. , It has, now been
three months since Iquit taking it and i have
not suffered any symptoms Of dyspepsia since,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15
TRY the new brand, slspripe Tobasco.p

FRAZER AXLE GREASE continues to lead an
competitors by big majority. All dealers. W
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

PURE Con LIVER Oh, from selected livers,
on the sea shore, by Caswell, Hazard d Co.,
New York. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa.
tients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians declare it superior to- all
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-09-15

In response to an iaquiry for court-plastery
the other day Detroit druggist handed out
boy IL he thought that would doa n dunno.' -
was the doubtful reply. = - Who. is It forr'
For father" "Dfdn't he say how large q
pieeei.S F'No;' but Eknow that sisn1 han
large enough. Ma hit him, with, the whole.
side of the washboard at once, and that WON'T
begin to cover the clipp'--Detroit Free Press.
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dicions selection Of nutritious food. The true
epicurean will avoid dietnot pleasing to HIS
palate and. satisfactory to his stomach. An
invalid suffering from dysp epsia who finds this
or that gircsl him greater or lessstomachfcl
suffering, heartburn, etc, should choose the
ones less aggrayating to his feelings. The
writer cured himself OF idyspspsia by atdiet
consisting principally of soft boiled eggs,
toast beefsteak cooked rare, baked potatoes
and warm new fnilk, using As q tonic DIR. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilfa medi-
cine highly recommended as strengthening to
the digestive organs - 6nes Correspondent.
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Secretary and General Manager.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-01

to settlers under the homestead laws, to
the extent OF 1G0 acres to each settler.
any person who has taken homestead
and been restricted to less than l6O acres
may enter any Of the public lands Of the
United States, subject to the homestead
entry as, when added to the quantity
previously entered, shall not exceed l60
acres. The residence aud cultivation Of
the land embraced in his original entry
shall be considered residence and cul-
tivation Tor the same length If time upon
any OF the land embraced in his addition.
or new entry, and shall be deducted from
the five years. residence and the cultiva-
tion required by law. In no case shall a
patent be issued upon additional or new
homestead entry under this act. until the
person has actually cultivated and i'm
proved the land embraced therein at
least one year, and proof of such cultiva.
tion shall be made upon the affidavit of
two dislnterested witnesses Of the county
IN which such additional laud Is situated.
A proviso at the end makes the bill ap.
plicable only to lapsed and unearned
land grants.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-01

The artesian we'll Of the northern Pa.
cific at Tower City, D. T., is still flowing
freely, and the purity Of the water is
moro clearly demonstrated than ever. In
boring salt water was struck at . depth
Of $50 feet, which rose 400 feet in the
pipe. At . depth Of 5s5 feet salt water
was again struck. together with gravel; ;
at depth Of Goa feet fresh water with
quicksand was reached, and at depth of
$50 feet the water was found to be pure,
tho volume of which in the flow is now
increasing. The boring machinery has
been removed to Fargo. and work COM
menced sinking . we'll Immediately be.
hind the engine house, with the expe sta
tion Of reaching water at o depth Of 500
feet. In 1872 q we'll was started in Far.
60. with three inch pipe, reduced to
two and half inches. but at the depth
Of $50 feet the drill stuck, and work Wa
stopped. Az the Northern Pacific ma.
chinery 10 An improvement upon that
used heretofore. il il expected that snc.
cess will attend the present efforts in
well boring.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-01

Proposals.

Proposals.
United States Indian Service,
Consolidated Santee and Elandreau Agency,
Nebraska and Dakota, April 49, 1852.
SEALED proposals indo, sed proposals for
~ furnishing heifers, oxen, OK yokes and
chains complete for the Santee and Flandreau
Indians and directed to the undersigned at
the Santee Agency. Neb., will be received until
II o'clock NJ. Of Wednesday, May II. 1882 for
furnishing the Santee Indians twenty-five (25)
yoke Of oxen, Is OK yokes and 25 OK chains, and
for 'Flandreau four 10 yoke Of oxen.
thirty (SM three year cid heifers with
calves by their sides. or that wiA have calves
within two months after delivery. Oxen and
heifers to be domestic cattle, heal; by and sound
in every respect. Oxen to be we'll broken and
not more than seven "a nor under four "a We are
Of age, weighing not less than 600 pounds each.
Yoxes and chaina to be strong aud substan ial
Those for Santee to be delivered at Santee
agency, Neb.. and those for tlandreau to be
delivered at Flsndreau, Dakota, within twenty
(2ol days after the final approval of contract.
All bios must be accompanied By . certified
check upon some United States depository, pay-
able 70 the order Of the andersigned for at least
which check shall be forfeited to the q, tied
States in case any bidder receiving an award
shall fail to execute promptly contract with
good and sufficient sureties according to the
terms Of his bid, otherwise to be returned to
the bidder. ISAIAH LlGHINER,
U. 3, lnuiAn Agent.