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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-27


: The Governor of Missouri will not have to
come to the rescue of his friend Bob " Ford
to save his neck from the halter this time. A
Missouri jury declares the latter not guilty of the
murder of Wood Hite. Ford immediately tee-
graphed the good news to Mr.. Crttenden.
The friendship of these two representatives of
Western lawlessness is indeed touching.
In the opinion of many the purchase of the
"Nickel- Plate line " will be regarded as remov-
der5ilt railroads Mr.. Devereux, however
has been prominently connected heretofore
with the Erie Railway interests both in the
East and West, and he was receiver of the
old Atlantic and Great Western, which is an
adjunct of Mr.. Jewett's road.
If Rowell, the pedestrian, has really broken
down and is not shammlng, as many will sus-
pect, he is probably the victim of his successes.
When he came here TO walk he was tough,
strong and poor. He made about SIS 900 by
the first match. That ruined him. The little
Englishman since then has been keeping
public house, and probably has lived too well.
The coolest insult that has been offered to
the voters in this city for q long time is the
nomination for Alderman from the XXIlId
District of prince Harry" Genet-One of the
Tweed ring thieves. There is no use for Messrs.
CostigaD, Thompson end Power to declare that
he has not been regularly nominated. The
convention that chose him was composed OF
properly authorized delegates of the County
Democracy, and that organization must bear
the responsibility for this fragrant outrage of
decency.
There are some Republicans in South Caro-
lima whu actually will not submit without
Imurmur to be cheated out of tfeir rights
These unpleasant persons do not seem to real
ize that they are constantly laying themselves
open to the charge of "stirring up fractional
hate" and "trying to unfurl the bloody shirt"
If they would only keep quiet we probably
should never hear these disagreeabe terms
again. 1t would be 80 much pleasanter-for
the Democrats The story related in n dis
patch from Columbia which will be found in
another column illustrates the peryersiIy OF
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

TNoR EXCuANGE-oNE OR Two NICE
IL building lots southeast, for merchandise or
business OF any kind. Call AT Gth ana D sts 3. vs.
also. nice lunch room for sale cheap. neS
rYANTED-To exohange new stoves FOR old
w ones at Buffers Stove Exchange, cor. 9th
.nd X smokey chimneya cured or no pay. Stoves
eaohanged for groceries. Old stoves bought. fe27
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

THERE is a rumor that the President is
desirous of restoring communication be-
tween the disjointed wings of the Republi-
can party. He is even said to have made
overtures to Blaine and John Sherman to
meet him in friendly conference. We do
not pretend to know what Mr.. Sherman's
views are, but we feel authorized to say
that Mr.. Blaine's attitude will be governed
wholly by the conduct of the Administra.
tion touching certain.great public questions.
Upon these questions Mr.. Blaine entertains
decided views both as to principle and
policy. If the conduct of the Administra-
tion,meets his views, it will receive his
support and the benefit of his personal in
fuence. If not, not. And no conference
can have any effect upon the situation.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06
BOARDING..

vNREMoNT HoUSE-CHANGE. OF PRO
i prietor-First.class table; polite and atten'
tive seryants very desirable situation for faml-
lies Rates $3.50 and S2 per day; s5 $780, s35 and SO
per month. E. w. Denison, proprietor. d2-tf
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

WE SEARCHED Mr.. Folger's report in
vain for information as to the shrlnkage
of values which took place (as allegod)
Immediately after the Democratic victory
in Ohio. If the result in Ohio caused a
shrinkage to the amount of forty millions,
we should suppose that the returns from
New York would have knocked things
about billion. The failure of Secretary
Folger to explain this apparent discrepancy
is not easily explained.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06
pro,,,cn,,aI In,crrerence.

TO Mo Editor Of Tho EUeHinD Critic!
Last year q lady OF this city, who is great
admiror OF Bob lngersoll, sont handsome
photograph OF him as Christmas gift TO hor
sister In Detroit. The sister gave II TO doc
tor. Not long ago the Doctors house caught
on flre, and tho flro was so rapid and norce
that his whiskers wero eingod before he could
escape from his sleeping. room. Every article
in that room but the picture OF 1ngersoll,
which was on tho mantel-piece, was either
totally destroyed or injured by tho fire. Tho
picture was not injured In any way cithor by
iiro or water. Here is n case OF "Providontial
Interference" which the believers in that
article will please account for.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

demand for reparation of injury. General
Drum cannot be revenged upon this person
by excluding him from the olico of the
Adjutant. General, because that would not
constitute punishment in the slightest de-
gree. But every other conceivable oppor-
tunity of redress is open to him at his own
convenience and in his own way.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

"ANTED-A SITUATION BY A YOUNG
w man Of goodhabits, In some good business;
would prefer clerical work. Address l., Critic
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

EITHER the French are contemplating
some extraordinary developments of Ma
tional policy or they arc being atrociously
misrepresented by stock.jobbing corrc-
spondents. Tho probability is that tho
former is true. The French cannot get
along comfortably without n war about
once in ten or twelve years. They need
one now
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

Come One and All
TO the "Christmas Bazar," d0l Seventh
street. No charge for looking.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

JULIA WARD HOWE leads of in "ostra-
cising" General Benjamin f. Butler. She
will not be presented to him. The returns
from the rest of Beacon street may be cx-
pected to come in right along now.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

National Thcatrc-Modieska. "Frou.
Frou."
Ford's Opera-House- Bros.
'gLo Voyage En- Suisse"
Theatre Comique-Tho Richmond Com.
bination. Matinee tomorrow.
Lincoln HaIi-Thursby concert to.mor.
row night.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06
WANTED--HeiD--Femdie.

Advertisements OF Three lines under this head
Inserted three times for d cents.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06

We do hereby certify that 'ce supervise The
arrangements for all the Monthly and Semi
annual Drawings Of the Louisiana State Lot.
tery Company, and in person manage and con-
troll tie DrdWiRgs Themselves and that the
same are conducted pih honesty, fairness, and
in good faith towdrd all parties, and re au-
NOri=e The Company to use his certificate, ioih
fdc.similes Of our signatures attached, in its ad-
Refreshments.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1882-12-06
FREE ADVERTISING.

Advertisements under the head OF " Situations
TAINTED - toiU hereafter be Inserted N THE EvEs-
INC CRITIC three times FREE. We LpUite al
dnslceTs directed d, care Of CRITIC o6ce ,cu re-
ceire carcfut attention. Businoss Advertisements
Ntroolines Mroc Nlncs Tor 20 cents.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-05-13
Aliis correspondence.
TOWNSHIP OF ALLIs MA,

TOWNSHIP OF ALLIS MAY 9th.
To the Editor NoRTHERNTRIBUNE.
The town Board met and transacted
some important business in regard to
highways.
Some of my neighbors and myself had
very pleasant visit this week with the
Father of our township. Mr.. Jacob
Walton of Cheboygan who is transacting
some business here for Mr. Geo. r. Allis,
the worthy gentleman after whom our
township was named.
LOg-rOllings are becoming quite p0pu-
lar here.
Messrs. Thompson and Morrison of
Jackson Co., this state have been several
days HOmetead-land looking, with Squire
East, but finding none suitable, will en-
deavOr to buy lands of Mr.. Nj. Chandler.
Miss. Angie Stewart of ChebOygan
completes her school here next Friday,
she has done herself great credit as
teacher, / dOnbt IL there is another
teacher in ChebOygan Co., of same age,
who can excel as disciplinarian.
Miss. Annie Patrick has been visiting
her sister Mrs. o. j. East for some time,
but will soon return to relatives and
friends in Cass Co., this state.
A number of fine pickerel have been
swung i'm from Black lake. Some snow
and ice may still be found in the woods;
who says winter is not lingering in the
lap of spring.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-05-13


New spring hats at reasonable prices
at Mrs. HamiltOns east side of the river
also special attention given to dress
making.
New dress goods at Greenthal's
Macarthur, Smith q Co. have just re-
ceived cargo of Hooking coal from
Toledo which they are selling for $4.25
per ton.
Have yon seen those button walking
shoes at o. NJ. Clements for 81.
Lime at 81 per bbl at Macarthur Smith
& Co.'S dock.
The finest line of slippers and walking
shoes in ChebOygan at o. M. Clements.
Save money by buying clothing at the
Star Clothing store.
Becker rOasts his own coffee once a
week. 1t will always be fresh.
Kid opera slippers at O. NJ. Clements
81.
RindskOff Bros. at their Star Clothing
House would like to make your acquain-
lance. Give them cali.
Kid two strap sandals 1925 at o. NJ.
Clements
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-05-13

DR.. Fullingham & Kingsley general
office 60 Munroe street Grand Rapids,
which, can be consulted for days at
Grand Central Hotel Cheboygan COM
mencing on Saturday May 18th until
Friday evening 30. Consultation free and
answers to all questions may be ex-
pected. See advertisements.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-05-13
REFERENCES.
To Whom it May Concern:

This is to certify that Eve. the undersigned,
have employed Angus w. Deadman as Voter
inery Surgeon, and that he has given us good
satisfaction as such, and we take pleasure in
recommending him to those who may need his
services.
Cheboygan, Mich, March 81, 1882.
A M Gerow, j III Kintz, w w Bowes, Gal
lagher, Jas Duggan, Il NJ SammOns, Geo Pa
q,iette, A McKinnon, VIM Sullivan, III
Waterman, II Robinson Jas Workman.
" 13may-tf
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-05-13
weather Report for the Week ending
Thursday Evening May IL, 1882.

Prevailing winds for the week were
from east and northeast. Weather cool
with occasional rains. Amount of rain
fall, inch.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-05-13
Hay Rkay.

Fifteen tons of pressed hay for sale at
sixteen dollars per ton by.
r. PATTERSON.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07

They tell it on one Of our citizens
who was ambling toward his place
OF business, that he was approached
by q lady acquaintance Of the fami-
", who said; "Mr. --. / hear
you are suffering from rheumatism,
is it so?" "Rumor It's m'm' said our
citizen Of few words, as he proceeded
on his way. Over in Chicopee our
neighbors and friends have been
having quite time with rheuma-
tism; but according to reports re.
ceived by our representative, the
furry is over. as the sure antidote
slanssl lIiSYYl I'D
upon: Mr.. 9. N. Manchester. Cutler
street, says relative to his experience:
| have used ST. Jacobs Oil. and es-
TEEN it the best remedy for rheu-
matism l have ever tried. It acts
like magic, and cannot over esti-
Innate its value, when I pronounce
it the greatest rheumatic remedy Of
the age.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07
sow TO yUDsE DIAMONDS,

A Chicago man, who claims to be a
diamond expert, gives to the Tribune,
Of that city, the following information,
which owners OF gems may be interested
in: There are great many so-called
sollta res sold MS single stones, which,
when put under the blow-pipe. will
come apart in single pieces, put together
for the American market. I have de-
tected them and separated them. There
is not one diamond in ten sold in our
market but what is the refuse Of the
London market. They ara sold vt .
fictitious value, SO that not half the SELL
ing price can he got when put upon the
market Nearly all are Of off color,
specked CT feathered. Very few sold-
mine diamonds al in the market. These
are the real valuable stones that are
marketable al over the world People
that are investing IN these jewels will be
surprised. I expect, at these statements,
and yet they are true"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07

ARE YOU MADE miserable by
indigestion, constipation, dizziness,
loss Of appetite, yellow skin? Shi.
loh's Vitalizer is positive cure.
WHY WILL YOU cough when
Shiloh's Cure will give immediate
relief Price 10 cts. 80 IT. and ST.
sHILOH's CATARRH RENE.
DY-a positive cure for catarrh
diphtheria and canker mouth.
SHILOH'S CURE WILL inime
diately relieve Group, whoopin(
cough and Bronchitis.
"HACKMETACK," lasting and
fragrant perfume. Price % and K
cents. For sale by
III. RI BLAIR.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07
MORE CARvSs.

4 spisndidly gilt dining. room. with
almost nothing on tho table TO cat, WA
the peculiarity Of Boston miscr. 4
wsg - invited to dinner on certain
cccasion, and the host asked him 4 'hs
didn't think the room elegant
Yess Z ~ the reply. " but i i not
quite according to my taste.
!" Ard pray what change wosld yos
make Z asksd the host.
= Wall ~ answered, - this wssa
my haans, yoa know. ! would hsys.
IookiaG Il a. ceiling. !" lsas gliding.
md ks1 u glsnced Sssrtively a ~
lissip9 aald mora earvinG. :
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07

People In Class HOUSES, etc.
While it may be proper that those
living in glass houses should never
throw stones" we think it is emf
nently proper that those working in
glass houses should say good
word" for anything Of benefit to
themselves. In this connection, Mr.
Isaac Corey, manager Salem, N. j.,
Glass Works, remarks: / am pleased
to say that | have used the great
remedy, st. Jacobs Oil, for Rheuma-
tism with excellent results; other
members Of my fanily have also
been greatly benefited by it's use.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07
4 LAND AGxsrs sroxx.

A pretty good story is told about Land
Agent Miner. Of the Atchison, Topeka
and Santa Fe railroad, who one day had
party Of Eastern farmers in tow, try
ing to sell each Of them ! farm in tue
rich Arkansas valley. Miner had taken
them into his light wagon, and behind
his spanking team Of bays had given
them grand ride, lasting al day. He
had done his best TO make them enc
thusiastic by rehearsing the stories,
which he had at tongues end, Of the
mszvelous crops Of the valley, but to all
intents it was cloves labor LOST" for
they would not 'thnse. This annoyed
Miner, but he had his revenge in his
reply to one Of the party, who, with :
sardonic smile, asked:
"Well. MIR. Agent, is thsre anything
that won't grow here r
eyes," replied Miner. pumpkins
won't"
"what r exclaimed the cynical land
buyers together, pumpkins vontf"
"No." said Miner; +" there sre men
in this county who would give e15O IN
acre for land that would mature crop
d pumpkinA They never havs been
able to get : crop since I've bssn here,
and that's ten years. !"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07

GoKTHK: HE who wishes to exert .
useful influence must he careful to in
suit nothing. Let him not be troubled
by what seemsabsurd. but let him con.
secrate his energies to the creation Of
what i good. He must not demo.ish,
but build He must raise temples Where
mankinl may como and partake Of tho
purest pleasure.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07
PLEASA-NTRIES.


P1orER furniture for doctors Office
Bone settee.
E II il the clean table, cloth that catches
he early grsase-spot.
4 AFTER all, the books Of Euclid are
tther problematical.
81 A CHICKENS neck is like bell when
81 Is rung for dinner.
= IT looks suspicious to see man al
Ays take Glove before answering the
4 Aephone.
LAYING down the law The Judge
IL the point Of resigning.
Know thyself" may be an excellent
eewt Of proverb, but some people
aldn't know very much Il they obeyed
= ssss ssl s.sss
VIZ are told that the evening " wore
on" but we are not told what the even-
ing wore on that particular occasion.
Was it the close Of summers day?
Il TAKE my tex dis morning." said .
colored preacher, 'from dat portion OBJ
the scriptur' whar the Postle Paul pints
his pistol at de Fesians."
IT was wrong in Peg, the shoemaker.
to say to the doctor who complained
that he had made poor job Of that last
pair OF boots, Physician, heel thyself. )"
"WHAr is the best attitude for self
defense ?" said pupil Quitting on the
Gloves to well-known pugilist. Keep
q civil tongue in your head" was tho
significant reply.
II NEVER argy agin q success" said
Artemus Ward. "When I sec a rattle
snaix's head sticking out ov hole, I
bear off to the left and say to myself,
that hole belongs to that snaix.'"
1T is announced that badness can be
cured by skin grating, but by married
man the assertion is regarded as mere
balderdash. They say the only sure cure
lies in the amputation of the arms OF
the female.
A FRENCH writer remarks, "H lady
says to you, can never love you,'
wait little longer; all hope is not lost.
Bat il she says, NO one has more sim
cere wishes for your happiness than T.
take your hat"
A GERMAN witness in San francisco
court Indignantly rejected the services
OF an interpreter He was testifying in
tue case OF a man accused Of cutting an
other with q handsaw, and said !: II
seen myself run dot saw against and
cuts hees hand"
A CORRESPONDENT of an agricultural
monthly asks: "Why does Timothy
run outi" We haven't time to read the
editorss reply, but If Timothy is at
theatrical performance, the answer may
be very readily surm,sed. -Norristow
pa Herald
"FIaaERs won't lie, will they?" NUT
tered cockney arithmetician. who had
inst reeled out of an anti temperance re-
sort and was holding on to lamp post.
"Vell, perhaps they won't" remarked
on observer, "but l see figger as wont
stand any howl"
"BAH!" he exclaimed with an ex-
precision of great disgust, after kissing
his wife, Il do believe You have been
smoking cigarettes cheap and nasty
ones, at that" ITS only too true,"
she replied, nonchalantly. 81 took
them out OF the bundle you brought
home last night"
A JUpaE once said to q counsel.
"Your client had better make a COM
promise I; ask her what she will take"
Counsel" My good woman, his Lord
ship asks what you will take" Where
upon the old woman, with curtsey. re-
piled, Sim much obieeged to his Lord.
ship, as he's sac kind I'll just TAX .
glass o speerits.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-07
put ten times ten into your hand. Bsst
and it CALLED me because / couldn't =

put ten times ten into your hand B1el
and il CALLED me because couldn't
Betty smiled and twisted away fE1
his grasp. Running into the bedroc
she presently returned still smilin0
with bundle rolled up in : cls9e
towel. This she put on her husbxnd5
knee, who stared at her wonderingly. #
II didn't mean, she said, unpinnin
the bundle, "to let it out. now. but 4
shall have to. Why, John, day after ~
morrow is your birthday"
$50 It's I" said John. Gracious T
has it come round so soon ?"
"And, you dear boy" said Betty!
shaking out before his eyes q pretty
brown affair, all edged with silk OF u
bluest shade, that presently assumed ~
proportions Of dressing-gown--"t hiS
!. Y \, e 1. b your Rsssea4 Ds1ssua
dreadfulfy surprised, John, when You
get it, for oh, ] didn't want you to
know!"
John made the answer he thought
best. When he spoke again, he said,
perplexedly, while small quicker Of be-
wlaerment settled between his eyes
"But 1 don't see, Betty, what this
thing, laying one finger on the gown,
chad to do with the sigh"
THAT" said Betty. and then she
broke into merry laugh, that got so
mixed up with the dimples and the
dancing brown eyes that for q moment
she could not finish. "Oh, John, I
was worrying SO over those buttons
They weren't good. but they were the
best l could do, then. And I'd only
bought 'em yesterday. Two whole
dozen. Aud when you put that $40
bill in my hand I didn't hardly know
it, but I suppose l did give one little
bit of sigh, for I was so provoked that
I hadn't waited buying them till to-
day."
John caught up the little woman,
dressing gown and all I don't think
they have ever quarreled since-at least
l have never heard of it.