Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10
opprr1Es OF ADVERTISING.
8ocentxicities Of Mankind Revealed In
the Public Press.
Chambers Journal.

Chambers Journal.
The following is the advertisement o
one who might be termed a ''handy
man." James Williams, parrish
clerk, saxtone, town crier, and bell
man, makes and sells all sorts Of haber
dashsries, grocer les, etc, likewise hail
and wigs drest and cut on shortest no
tice. N. b. keep an evening schoo
where ! teach at reasonable rates
/. reading, riting, 'rithmetic and sing
ing. N. B.--I play the hoobey occa
Bionally If wanted. N. B.--My shop
q next door where | bleed, draw
teeth and shoe horses with the greatest
sell. N. B.--Childreh taught to
dance il agreeable at sixpense pei
week y me, J. Williams, who buy
and sell old irin and coats--boots and
shoes cleaned and mended. N. B.
: hat and pr Of stockings to be cud
jelled for, the best 10 5 on Shrof Tues
day. For particulars enquire within,
Or It the horse shoe and bell, near the
chuch, on t'other side the way. N.
B, Look over the door for sign OF
three pigeons. N. b. sell good
ayls and sometimes cyder. Lodging
1or single men. N. B.--I teach jog
laphy. aleebry, and all those outland
III things A ball OH Wensdays and
lfidays."
/. a specimen Of an indignant advcr.
tisement appearing in the Times 1874;
SHOULD this meet the eye Of the lady
Who got into the 1890 train at New
Oron station on Friday, May Is, with
two boys one Of whom was evidently
ssoovsriog from an illness, she may
- pleased to learn that three Of the
1pur young ladies who were in the car
mage are very III With the measles, and
\ ~ health Of the fourth is far from
what her relations could desire
The following from an indignant
husband. il culled from one Of the
Irish papers: run away from Pat
rick M'Dollogh. Whereas, my wife,
Mn, Bridget M'Dollogh, has again
walked Of with herself, and left me
With her four small children and poor
old blind mother, and nobody else to
hook after house and home, and, l
hear, has taken up with Tom Gingan,
the lame fiddler the same was put 10
Tho stocks last Easter for stealing Bar
day Doody's game cock. This is to
give notice that / will not pay for bite
or mp on her or his account to man or
mortal, and that she had better never
chow the mark Of her ten toes near
Mouse again. Patrick M'Dollogh.
Tom had better keep out Of my way"
Perhaps the most curious adver-
lisement that ever appeared 10 any pa
per was that published in Bells
Weekly Messenger, Of May %, 1897.
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A ran q follows; matthew Daw,
son, IN Boutwell,, Cumberland, intends
e y married at Holm chuch, on the
sIhursday before Whitsuntide next,
&hsnsver that may happen, and re.
tnrn 70 Boutwell, to dino. Mr.. Reid
gives : turkey 70 10 roasted; Ed.
Olsmsnson gives fat lamb to be reas-
I'd; William Elliott gives : hen to be
roasted ; John Gibson gives fat cali
D - - roasted. And in order that all
tAis roast meat may 10 well basted, Dc
you see, Mary Pearson, Betty Hodg
son. Mary Bashley, Mollie Fisher, So,
- Brisco and Betty Penthouse give
sAch Of them pound Of butter. The
advertiser win provide everything else
for 70 festive an OCCASION. And hereby
aives notice TO all young women desir.
oas Of changing their condition, that
- = q present disengaged. and ad
VIZ them to consider that although
thsrs may be luck 10 leisure, yet in
this case delays are dangerous, for
With him, he is determined that il
shali b tirst come frst served.
q sene along laser who wish to be married
1aa Oawson u sexsd that 30 long he has tar
Vi ris1.
DEsvER, July All the detail.
= the programme Of ceremonies attend
ing tho opening Of the national mimi,
opposition tomorrow have been ar
RANGED. They embrace parade Of mil
Skarv and civ;r .nc:at;.. o..A: 4.