Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-08-18

terday named two of their representa-
tive men for Assembly, and they pro-
pose to elect them. Such things have
been done under less auspicious circum.
stances than now confront the red
headed and hopeful Republican chair:
man at home.
STATE CHAIRMAN COOPER, of the
Republican party, has been mailing cir
culars to "all the ministers in the
state. If" all the ministers should in
turn mail circulars to Cooper it would
be the exercise of missionary effort in
field that urgently needs it.
THE Republican state committee is
appealing to the ministers. It opened
the religious exercises of the campaign,
like most fresh converts, by taking up a
collection.
CESSNA with his pants rolled up bids
fair to form a picturesque if not an inspir-
ing figure in the campaign.
RODEsON says he has no reason to he
lieve the Republicans of his district are
dissatisfied with him. That is libel on
the citizens of Camden.
SHUFELDT's diplomacy at COrea up tO
the present seems to have accomplished a
massacre in which the king and queen
figure as the chief victims.
The phrase Gone home to mend his
political fences" is no lenger applied to
Republican congressman. In its place il
is declared that tho ambitious politician
has gone home to look up some brook OI
mud pond to insert in tho next river and
harbor bill.
WHEN the Egyptian army behoids Sir
Garnet Wolseley's troops advancing upon
them. they will find the invaders terrible
as an army with blue spectacles. All Of the
soldiers have been provided with these
safe guards against ophthalmia, a disease t.
which unacclimatcd strangers are said tG
be peculiarly sensitive, and which con
sists of an inflammation of the membranes
or coats OF the eye.
SEVERAL thousand copies Of tho Lift
of General Beaver" were mailed yester
day from tho Republican headquarters t.
the clergymen of the state, presumably OF
account of Beavers Y. NJ. G. A. connec-
tions. Each volume was adorned with ;
five-cent postage stamp, containing .
vignette of President Garfield. The pic
torial part of this latest stroke by Chair
man Cooper would have been enhanced b!
stamping cut of Beavers 1906" media
alongside of the Garfield vignette.
THE lato r. u. Hayes, that monumen
of miserliness and fraud, is used by tn
Chicago Times to point the moral that tn
American people love simplicity of livin,
in their high officials. Referring to th'
broken down hacks that Hayes drove
when in Washington, the Times says
"That the American people prefer th'
absence Of ostentatioD, anyone may sc.
who will note tho quiet satisfaction will
which the country beholds Hayes cxchaug
ing his comparatively sober rig at Wash
ington for the congenial and healthful
if somewhat laborious, task of hoein;
potatoes at Fremont
ME. CONKLING has ample reason il
these times Of degeneracy among our pub
lie men to feel pride at the reluctance 0
tho people regardless Of political distinc
tions to accept tho imputations upon Iii
personal integrity that are contained i,
the accusations Of Governor Cornell. Tn,
name of Coukling in his long publi
career was untainted by the suspicion o
dishonesty, and if his exit from the Senate
did afford his opponents plenty Of chauc
for ridicule, it has always been believe,
that he went out with clean hands whicl
was a good deal moro than could be sal,
OF many Of those he left behind and VIII,
at present hold high position in the coun
ellis of the Republican party.
WHEN woman will she will, as wa
again set forth in the case of an expectan
bride in Mclean county, ILL.,, who, whe,
she found out that the marriage licens
obtained by the groom in the county o
SangamOn was void unless tho ceremon!
was performed within its borders
promptly got on train in company Will
her prospective lord, and on reaching til,
Sangamon boundary line the two wer,
welded in due form, the passengers form
ing an interested audience. When tn,
Sucker girl is going to got married thert
is no postponement or any similar she
nanegan permitted, aud eligible mascu
lines intending operations in that state arr
are not at all likely TO have it slip thei
forgetfulness.
IT is not to be presumed that the aver
age cigarette young man will pay any at
tentiOn to it, but it is nevertheless fac
that If tobacco smoke be instantly ejcctet
from tho mouth and throat before do
scending into the chest and bc made tx
pass through a cambric handkerchie
drawn tightly across the open lips, a per
maDent yellow stain, corresponding ir
size and shape to the opening of the lips,
and having numerous spots of darker
hue pervading it, will be left on the hand.
kerchief; but that tho prolonged puff
from the chest after inhalation from a
cigarette fails under similar circumstances,
to produce any but a scarcely ps1cep