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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-22
Poor Egypt.

London, 21.-The lord mayor hiss
telegram from DR.. Mackee, consular
surgeon ct Alexandra, stating thai
Thousands Of poor Christian families are
fleeing from Egypt. He ssys they are
leaving all their possessions and are. des.
titute, and asks the lord mayor 10 organ.
izs . fund for their relief. Another
dispatch says that even the natives talk
of quitting the country. The next years
crops are ruined, and it ID difficult to see
what can prevent famine.
Vienna, 2l.-The Khedive assured the
president of the Chamber of NotsbleE
that he will speedily return to Cairo.
Alexandra, 81. The new ministry is
composed IS folloW1: PRshs, president OF
the council and minister Of foreign
affairs; Arab Pssha, minister ofwsr; Ali
PRsha Ibrshim, minister Of justice; Tai
ski Pssha, minister of public instruction;
Ahmed Rssched PaBhA, minister of the
interior. Il is stated that the new min
istry is composed Of prominent leaders of
the national party, and are devoted ad-
herents Of Arab PRShR.
1t is reported that the British eeuSul
has ordered all engineers and other Eng
lieh employees connected with the water
W. rks, to quit their posts Immediately.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-22
The Strikes.

Cleveland, O., 20.-More men left the
union, and went to work to-day at the
Cleveland Rolling Mill. The number
of men Iesuming their places is small,
but the company officers report that Ap-
plicstions are made daily, and that
skilled men from other cities, presu...-
ably strikers, are arriving, while a few
men from here have gone elsewhere seek
ing employment.
Hoboken, n. j., 2O.-'Longshoremen,
300 in number, employed at the Ham
burg and Bremen docks, quit work this
merning.
Buffalo, 2O.-The typos connected with
the newspaper departments Of the daily
pspers, generally quit work to-day, de-
mRnding al incresse in compensation
from 80 and So cents per 1000 ems to SO
snd So cents, for day and night workers
especially. No definite refusal to pay
the increase or compromise has been
made. The places of the strikers will be
filed soon.
& Pittsburg, 21.-Twenty.fve striking
miners began work to-day. 1t is
thought that unless they can be induced
TO come out, 8 general break I'D Of the
strike will follow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-22
VIII Demand ReparatiOn.

London, 2l.-In the Commons, Dixie
stated that Mslet, British consul general
n Egypt, was instructed on the I5tb that
the government sbstains from making
demands for the present, but il must be
clearly understood they would require
full reparation and satisfaction for the
recent outrages on British subjects in
Egypt. He said Mslet had not been
party to the formation OF the new Egyp
tian ministry.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-06-22
Emporium Cook st owes
EFor Hardl or Soft Coal or Wood

A Cheap First-class Stove with Ground Edges,
Nickel Knobs Nickel Panels Shelf Patent Antitrust and
perfect Combustion Damper in front Novel cleaning out
arrangement together with Patent Sectional Fire
Front for hard COAL and Sectional Frebox Walls for soft
coal. Warranted not to twist 1or burn.
Three sfzes.-TwO Sizes with Reservoir,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
HI Perkins.

A largo and intellectual audience greet
cd Melville ID. Landon at Y. Z. q. A. Hall
last Tuesday evening. The subject Of tho
| lecture by MIR. Landon, or ELI Perkins, ~
no Is botter known waa "The Philosophy
Of Fun and whether he succeeded In
making his hearers fully understand the
philosophy OF II or not be certainly gave
them the necessary amount of fun from
which to extract tho philosophy. From
tho beginning of tho lecture TO the close
tho house was In roar of laughter, pre-
ducod by examples of wit, humor, pathos
&C., given In Ellis inimiinble manner.
Outside of tho funny part thcro Il much
TO be learned and after hoe ring him one
can hardly help being convinced that tho
faculty for laughing should be exercised
tho same as any other. According TO Eli's
own definition of wit aud humor we should
say that ho IL moro OF a wit than humor-
1T. Humor, ho said, was tho, truth, the
funny part coming In from tho popularity
OF tho event; but wit II exaggeratIon, q
twisting OF tho truth tho fun being, caused
10y tho incougrutlties connected with II.
Ellis illustration OF tho different effects OF
present 1.-Two wit, and dead narration. was
very good. lIa began story, and In the
course OF II started to state the distanoo TO
Salem. but stumbled II.
Twenty firo miles" said pr. Price,
who was near him.
"N ell" said Eli, "if YOU arc doing this
ecturing--" but before he got further
the house was In roar or laughter at the
expense of pr. Price. lie then said that
II tho same thing WAS nsrra cd day or
two afterwards Il would bo impossible 10
see much wit Ia 1t. or tho truth of this you
ca n now judge fer yourself
what causes laughter II has been
said that snddoB surprise Goes u, but Eli
disproved this completely by some very
comlcal ilIustra'lous. On the contrary he
said It was san-e.i always by aome do
formtv. as 10y deforned spcecl. defnrm-
cd logic, defofmod grammar. otc., and H.
lustrated the truth oi this by numerous
examples. Oue of the mosi pat, and one
" lrich took the housa down, was this:
Sos. p,st..r he shink he shant.
Ani ainnls a snils silazsly and isiDrY.
Said hr. III bss my hsltgln hunk
we'.i beat this ~iggling ''saiii,y "
or something Of That style. j. IN unnec-
essary 10 give further examples. This one
II Sufficient to give an Idea 81 dofpr med
grammar and intellect combined. The
lecture closed pmll much lsnghtsr and
some excellent music by tho Ladies' Cor
net Band.
Wednesday! night Mr.. Perkins spoke
again. Ibis time on the Perkins family
which he howed up In IL most humer'
Gus light TO a fair audience.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09

Several cows have been lost lately
among others being two by DR.. Harris
and one by Mr.. Robinson. II has been
supposed that they strayod away and
failed TO come home, but IL now locks
very much as II they had been stoleR
andsoldfor beef, In which case Of course
all identity would be lost Certainly
all efforts to find them hus failed. There
are many things to indicate thai several
vagabonds have been making COW steal
Ing business but wo thInk now clue
has been got to tho perpetrators which
VIII put n stop TO II. although people
cannot be too car, fdl how they keep
their bovInes.
Last Thursday night was u beautiful
moonlight night. Bob Bowman lIves
on Fifth Street near the ditch In the cas-
tern part ofthe city, ,and generally sleeps
with one eye opeH. Lon Wheeler
lives with him, aud also keeps one eye
open. About twelve o'clock noise was
heard and Wheeler locking out of the
window saw Bowman's COW all right but
acting la funny manner He went
back 10 bed but the noise occurred again
On lookIRg out Wheeler was surprised
10 see "A man driving tho cow of as fast
~ possible and making enough noise 10
show him 10 he quite iashy COW steal
or. Bowman was called and rushing 10
the window yelled nj the man. who
told him To ''go to ~ Or some other
place. Taking their reyolvefs they both
rushed afer him. when he ltft the COW
and run toward the grove Beyond. lie
was not 30 sharp Though as TO keep froc:
belng recognized. Wheeler got square
look nj him when hc passed the window
and came near speaking liis name lie
Il short chap, quite daadiiied AMI wore
hrswD oiethca, and fine nobhy boot
They took the measure of his boot
nine Inches long -Hui htvr sin found
| it To be the same ~ th.t 81 ilts man
| they supposed, who iNt. la the city
ilc Ia advised To rp',iuat himself T. city
straight iI tho futuf. Arntser affair
of this Kind an4 he w'li :apk out ron
| behind thc bars Ul oar county ini.
our citizens generally should keep a
eye on their cows. Ter there - 10 Ger
taiuty when they may 81 ylslatd by th.
moon. light COW thief
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
A CatasiropHr.

Within the past twelve months II
has become the SD duty OF the mem.
berss Bachelor Hall to chronicle the de-
parture ofthree of tho old wheel horses
oftheir society. And again a young
lady has with bai;ed hook and line
caught the largest and Only Fish er In
the pool. Therefore be IL
Resofred. That our defunct brothers
name X. w. Fisher be stricken from
the rsiI, and he be remembered no
more by the faithful old bacLsA
Resotrsd, That we sincerely wish that
all his troubles will be little ones few
and far between.
ResOtred,
That when he has cause % use the shingie
q, may he make the buttons Jingle,
ia, wont the bachelors gigglo,
To see ths ltttlc fishers wigge.
Resoirsd. That cspy Of these rssolu.
tions be furnished the STATE RIoHTa
DEMOCRAT fer publication,
Resotped, That Article two of Section
| foar OF the Constitution Of our society
which prohibits marriage Ii now an.
nulled and henceforth In the marke!
are We.
/ CHARLIE,
DICK,
U.C.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
MARRTHD.

MRRRILL-ALTHOUSE.-0n Yesterday
forenoon, Thursday. june S, 1882, at the
residence Of the brides parents IN Albany
by Rev j w Harris, HR. HENRY +.
MERRILL and Miss ELIzABEFn ALTuousE
both of Albany.
The wedding which took place at the
residence of Mr. Samuel Althouse is spoken
OF as an elegant affair. 1t was entirely pri-
vate. only the relatives of the contracting
parties being present, several coming from
Portland to be in attendance at the happy
event. and returning on the noon train yes.
terdsy, accompanied by Mr.. aud Mrs. Henry
Merrill. They will be gone several dayf,
when they will return and begin keepins
house on Ferry Street next to Mr.. S. T.
Young's. The young couple have the heart,
congratulations OF host OF friends who's,
good wishes will go with them through life.
Won HAGEN -ST0UT-on the Goth do,
of May, 1882, at the residence of the brid
in North Brownsville by II G Averill
p, MIR. EDWARD VoN HAGEN to Mrs
ELIZA SroUT, all of Linn County.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09

The commencement exercises OF the Al.
bany College will take place next Wednes-
day evening June 18th, when the follow
ing program will be rendered
Music-Ladies' Brass Band.
Essay Miss Margaret I. Foster, b.
Instrumental kDuet-Misses L. Conner
and B. Senders.
Recitatisn-Miss Hettie Miller, B. s..
Cornet Solo-Mr. NJ. J. Monteith.
Essay-Mrs. G. Il. Wolverton, b. s.
Vocal S0lo-MIss Anna Powell.
Grafton Mr. Goorga Foster
Flute Trin--S. q fr"ire, ID. D., DIR. g..
w fri"n ai,1 y 1 Per er.
Couferring Of Certificate.
Music-Ladies' Brass Band,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Severely injured.

From lett coived by eenllema
10 this city, from r. E. Parker, 0i oneatta,
wo loarn that bis father. Hon. Allies Far
ker, met with very painful accident the
last Of tho week, which may yet prove 10
bB worry serious. lie was using a" axe
when by some means no siruca his r ot
(Which ono We did not learn,l literally
splitting IL open from the second toe nearly
10 tho anklo, and the axe passing clear
through the solo Of his boot. lie suffered
tho most Intense pain from tho wound
but when tho letter saa written wAs
thought 10 DO slightly improving. Aside
from th, Gnnering involved 1t is very
serious affair for Mr. Parker, as This IL a
vory busy season with him, aud his busl-
noss must suffer greatly from his enforced
neglect. "Beuton Leader"
by private letter resolved S.jn this city
Wednesday II was learned TIKI Mr. Parker
was much were and IL was thought he
could not live. Preparations were being
made at tho timo to amputate part Of the
foot, but tho operation had no. been per
formed at the time. 1t IN 10 be hoped that
Mr. Allen will be able 10 recover the effects
Of the accident, although the accounts
giyon oft place &. "a a very serious light.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Woh't Pay Toll.

They are having considerable trouble
In CaHyoAvIlle over the collection of
tolls. as will be seen by the following
from the Jacksonville Sentinel
Last week Jos. Clough refused to pay
toll OF 400 head OF cattle passing
through the canyon. The company
brought suit before Justice in Canyon
VILE and on the day of trial asked for a
continuance as they expected to be
beaten and they want TO collect all the
toll possible. On Tuetday J. + Gazely
Sen, J. +. Gazely Jun. aud II. j. SulIi.
van, toll gate keeper, wsrel arrested fer
obstructing the public highway and
taken TO Roseburg. The teamsters OF
this and Josephine counties are again
advised that II they refuse TO pay tolls
and are put to any trouble Judge Willis
OF Roseburg will defend them free o.
all expense. This seems o good eppor
tunity for teamsters to save money
and they ought to take the hint.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Runaway,

A ve:y interesting runaway occurred
high heat, and everybody was doing their
very best work to eject their man, when
the team of Mr.. o, Parrish started from
First Street towards the Court House,
evidently for the purpose of getting there
before the polls closed. Taking the short
est rout they dash ed across the commons.
Arthur Cox standing near the corner
succeeded IN getting into the wagon and
grabbing the lines, showed expert horse
manshipin his manner of stopping the
te an, which he did at the south end OF
the square. No othor damage was done
than { breaking of two or three
straps.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
4 Coed Thing.

Awhile ago the editor o. this paper re-
ccived quite an injury to his right hand,
disabling It fora couple of weeks but he
was insured in the Travellers Insurance
Company, which promptly paid him ten
dollars on account OF the accident. N. j.
Henton is agent Mt this city and is sccur-
because it Is a worthy institution. 1t Is an
insurance both on ones life and against
accident. If a policy is taken out fer
$1,000 IL entities one To S5 week in case
one islaid up, and $5 week on each ad-
ditional $1,000. One ps'icy of $4,000 is held
In this city, emitting the holder to $50 Q
week in case of accident. Call on Mr.. Her.
ton and examine into the matter.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
WhyeFiey mazazIBe.

This popular perl0dicai has hxtcer
large pages, size II by - inches, sol
Ia ANAL type, aud coUtaiRs double the
reading OF any other weekly literar,
paper IN tho country. ~ will contaiu
no advertisements, but bee filled With
stories, music. poetry, anecdotes, enig
mas, &@ The music will consist oi
anthems, songs. dances, ARd marches,
which la one year wiil bc worth at lea si
$500. IL Is the cheapest aud sesl
family paper 80 America No cen.
anued stories
Terms-oae gear - OJ rix months,
= o.; three ,upatn. - - -Ixtryi
back number. 90. dul, srnl. all "a
se.-i I'ps.- ...siI, g.. q. a.'ut--s i.r 81 10
lry u. ~ oily i.r n.tss .apniss
Cal ~ 'ii.s "Ser f.. ,.r 30. Ic. a
new ,"iunir. 80 - nc. -...,. Leg!H,
July l. iicas pr.-r .,..i.., tuhA,.
al ihv unuibtir. ..,.hr.r
AAvtnI4f S.AaAZGSa,
Luck BOX IL. ..u-tnn, Aass
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
The E.ssilaH.

Monday was quiet day, but II tlie same
timo Il could be seen that hard earnest
work was being done on both sides.
Previous 10 that day there had been about
tho same confidence tXIIeft6d as Ia the
result aRd bets were freely given aud
takou on the county ticket, particularly
on the candidates for Clerk, Sheriff and
Senator but throughout The day IL be-
came more aud more certain that tho
Democrats were polling big vo'e. No
such result az occurred was anticipated
by anybody. Everybody was completely y
surprised when they learned that tic
Sheriff and Cork would he elected rs at
leas. eco majority and the u 10 gicka'.f y
nearly as tnuch. Of course res~rrs arc
given Tor II on all sides. iur =: = hlr'i aIo
correct. TharS l. us 1pnhf fhat .be extra
edition ofthe "HctA'i" ~ iesi armc 20 4.
iamonfablo ~ Il may io. ari = c.ria.nly
IL " hen the urg4n q siahy work again .
IFS own Interests ON account 81 it, dobas-
ed tome. To whatever tho D:noctsts are
to cred!. this they arc flll 81 rsloicings
for ihs complete nu1 unpre rdented
victory which they gAinsi
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Tir.t SauonaI iianl q. s.iea,.

We have kson informed rpan reliable
authority tha. articles of association have
been mad and an organization certificate
Acknowledged and Forwarded TO the comp
troiler of currency a: Washington, incor-
poralIng tho "First National Bank OF
Salem. which. under the national bank
act. becomosa LAWFUL organization when
ever tho paPors reach Washington, tho in
ientlon being 10 open the bank immediate
ly thereafter. The chief promoter il VIII
liam Reid. vino Il 10 become president,
but who will not fssiie At Salem. The
capitalists who havo formed this ias.ilu
ton are the combined stock holders OF
tho City OF Salem company aud Of tho new
Salem wooden mills about to ba erected
there. The principal gentlemen Interested
are william Stuart, manufacturer, oI
Portobello, Scstland, who, conjunction
with Mr.. Reid. visited Salem last month
and has since returned east, 1t n believed
10 order the necessary machinery foe tbs
wsolen mill.-OregonidH.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09

The picnic given under the auspices of
the band at Meanwhile, last Friday, was
very we'll attended. The pleasure consist.
cd mostly in swinging in the big swing
owned by the Morris boys of North Yam
hill. From some cause or other there was
no match game Of base ball, and likewise
the Dallas band, which was runlored
would play on horseback, disappointed
many who went expressly to see that nov
el sight. There was some glass ball shoot
ing, which brought out son.o of the crack
shots Of that neighborhoo d. And in the
evening there was grand ball which was
we'll attended ard highly enjoy cd Regis
feg.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
The Corner Stone

The ceremonies in connection with tho
laying of the corner stone of tho new College
yesterday, were grand and graceful. About
one thousand people attended. Harmony
and eloquence reigned in every appointment
whether of speech or song or instrumental
concord. We have rot time or space for the
description it deserves, in this Issue, but
shall give it a just showing hereafter to
gether with the excellent address of Hon.
N. polph and such other speeches as w
may be able TO present. = Yamhiu Reporter
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Portland Prices. and Dona You Forget IL.

This is good news Tor everybody having
horses. ]. Dubruille has put his harnesses
and saddlery down to Portland prices, and
means business. The best stock in the city,
too. He will sell good Concord harnesses,
with the best collars, for $50. Now is your
chance for bargain. Call and examine them
before going elswhere.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
BORN.

CLARK-On Saturday, June 3rd, 1882, in
Albany. to the wife OF Henry j. Clark. o
daughter.
The newly elected Chief Engineer was well
enough to be at the election Tuesday, and
Mrs. Clark and daughter are doing first-rate.
CRABTREE- May 25 1882, in Santiam
Precinct, to the wife of d. p. Crabtree
q son.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
sociabie.

The Ladies' of the Congregational Church
will give strawberry and ice cream fes-
tival in the lecture room of the Church on
Friday evening, June I6. Strawberries
and cake, 25c; Ice cream and cako, 25 c;
lemonade 10 c. per glass.
Doors open at o'clock.
Admission free to all. This will be the
last Congregational sociable of tho season
and all are cordially invited to be present
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
DIED.

HUGHES-on June 2, 1882. near Oregon
City, LOUISA G.. HUGEs, wife of L. j.
Hughes, age twenty six years.
Mrs. Hughes was a daughter of Harmon
and Nancy Green, of this county, and leaves
a husband and child and many relatives and
friends to mourn her loss.
Yesterday morning |. Thurs
day, June 7, near Albany, Miss PAULINI
BURKRnAT, daughter of the late C. P. Burk
| hart.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
wOlr sesIps.

They have been after the VOLTS near
Scio at great rate, the bounty On their
seaIps being about eight dollars. Lately
George Clark and John Cyrus, of the
santiam Wolf Club, with four hounds
went out after the varmints on scis Butte.
They succeeded in driving the old wolf
from her den and then goiag back captur-
ed six young oaes. During their trip they
saw in all five or six old ones, but only
managedt to kill The six young ones.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Grange Meetings.

There will be a picnic at Tangent on
next Saturday June 10) Also there
will be an informal Grange meeting
at Charity Grange Hall, on the 4th
Saturday in June. All are invited
r. P. Boise and r. A. Irvine are invited
to be present at both meetings.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Business Council.

The regular meeting of the council has
been changed from the third Saturday
in june to the first Saturday in July. It
will be held with the Valley Grange at
Jourdan.
II. G. POWELL, J. G. powell.
Secy. Prest.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
WOOL, wOOL. WOOL.

Samuel E. Young wants5 so, 600 pounds
of good wool, for which he will pay the
highest market price in CASH.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09
Camping Grounds.

Campers have already beugn congre-
eating at the Day. and there Il every In
Gicatioa that 1t will be- q lively season
there. Ono OF the best camping grounds
near iaqulna and perhaps the best Is
that %. Jehn 5. Morgan. known as
John butchers. which Is situated
on the beach between Newport and
Cape FoulweAther. and are just where
campers want them. BeIRg well fenc-
ed In, there Is no danger from leaving
them alone. Mr. Morgan can supply
pastures and good grass for horses, and
everything In the line of vegetables,
milk. butter, etc. making IL very con-
venlent loT campers. Oysters and
clans are near the grounds and easily
obtained. Or persons wishing table
board without lodging can get It efhim
at reasonable rates. Those going 10 the
Bay this summer should remember
these facts.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-06-09

100, 600 lbs of wool wanted at Monteith &
Seitsnbach's, for which the highest market
cash price win be paid.
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1882
ID AL. OSBORNE = 81 co
HARVESTING MACHINERY.

We wish to call the attention of
the farmers Of Linn county to the
fact that we have established
Depot at Albany for the sale of D.
M. Osborne g Co.'S harvesting ma
chinery for the Havest Of 1882.
We have rented the fire proof
buildingcor First and Washington
SITS, ALBANY, and have employed M.
M. Harvey to take charge. We shall
keep on hand for the trade a full
supply Of reaping, moving and self
binding machinery, wire, twine and
duplicate parts. This move brings
us in closer relation to you as man
Iufacturers. LOOK TO YOUR INTEREST AND
BUY ONLY OF MANUFACTURERS. Don't be
induced to give your order until
YOU have examined our improved
fwine and wire binder for 1882. Remember all of
our machinery is warranted to do good work For
club orders special rates will be given
DIM. OSBORNE & co.
S. S. Burgc Manager.