Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-08-26
PITR AND POINT.

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 WHAT kind of robber is not danger ous? A safe robber, of course.
 IT doesn't require pair of horses to drag out miserable existence.
 THE man who feels certain that he will not succeed is very seldom mis- taken.
 PEACOCK feathers are emblems of van ity. They serve to point moral and adorn tale.
 A FAoETrogs young man calls certain female institute "Vennor weather pte- diction," because it contains so many misses.
 IN letter to friend young lady states that she is not engaged, but that she sees cloud over the horizon about as large as mans hand.
 MARY JANE, have you given the goldfish fresh water? ?" "No, ma'am, what's the use2 They haven't drunk up what's in there yet"
 IT was negro who acknowledged after tempestuous voyage at sea that he was land-lubber. lie said he dubbed it so well that he never wanted to go to sea again.
 IT was not Mrs. Burlington, but an- other old lady of the same mental build, who said, the other evening, that she wished the calcium days of her youth would return.
 IT all came from educating his daugh- ter at seminary. She reproved her father for wiping his mouth on the ta- hlaolnfh or,l ha +.D !, I hung himself.
 "W1hL you tell me-" asked an old gentleman of 8 lady, "what Mrs. -'s maiden name was ?' "Why, her maiden aim was to get married, of course" ex- claimed the lady.
 "ARE you feeling very Il?" asked the physician "let me See your tongue, please" "It's no use, doctor" replied the poor patient; "no tongue can tell how bad feel"
 A DARKY philosopher says: "I has noticed dat all great men retains in arter life de early impressions of childhood. Dis scar heah is whar my fodder hit me wid sarssfras spout.
 IAN advertisement reads Wanted A young man to be partly outdoor and partly behind the counter :" and the Cleveland Leader asks "What will be the result when the door slams ?"
 "FM afraid you'll be late at the party" said an old lady to her stylish granddaughter, who replied, "Oh, you dear grandma, don't you know that in our set nobody ever goes to @ party till everybody gets there?"
 THE Boston Commercial Bulletin says: "The AmericGn Angler is new paper which we hope will not live by hook and lyin'." We have no doubt il will publish de-baits, and worm its way into piscatoriai circles.
 "YoU are the worst boy ever saw ? exclaimed Brown to his son. "Why will you go on as you do? I should think you would have some respect fol your father" "How can l, dad, have any respect for man with such ras cally son ?" said the young reprobate.
 TIE bashful young man who asked ( lady on the beach 1t "ke could see hel home" was much surprised to hear hel reply, "that he could go up and see il if he wanted to, but she didn't think bel father wanted to sell ;" then she coolly walked of with the man of her choice
 QUESTION for debate Which is tn, liveliest and jolliest person-the nla1 who drinks tea, the man who drink coffee, or the man who drinks beer Carlyle was tea drinker, Bayard Taylo a beer thinker, and the coffee man cal pick out examples to suit himself.
 BARRETT's Life of Edwin Forrest contains many interesting anecdotes o the famous tragedian; but there stil remain many which have never beel printed. Once, when he was playin, "William Tell" in Boston, Sarnem Gessler's lieutenant, should have re marked l: ''I see you love a jest bu jest not now" Imagine Forests feel ings when that worthy declaimed '' see you love jest but not jest now
 "I UNDERSTAND you told in a stor that wasn't man to be depended on, said HickenIooper to W;gglesworth, a they met the other morning. "'rain' so," promptly denied Wigglesworth "what lald was that you was q tergly ersationist." "Oh well, that's quit another thing" responded Kicker looper; "Tm much obliged to you fc your good opinion" and he shook Wig ellsworth warmly by the hand and an bled away.
 IF miserly old millionaire wants { get a reputation for hberality m philanthropy, let him offer to give $100 900 to $50, 900 town for the erection ( . charitable institution, provided a equal amount be raised by the citizens The citizens might not be able to rais $1OO, 900 if they sold all their posse sions in the world, but the millionan gets reputation for liberality all th same, and it doesn't cost him cent. | No1.riRfOlD11 Her1LG