Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-08-12
pITH AND POINT.
KERNEL SELLERs-peanut vendors.

 KERNEL SELLERs-peanut vendors. WONDER if noise annoys an oyster. IF boy gets on the wrong track it shows that his fathers switch has not had fair chance.
 MEN are like pins. One with little head may be Just as sharp as one with big head.
 SOME men go fishing to get fish, and some don't; those that don't generally get what they go fer.
 '' Do YOU think you'll be able to pull through ?" anxiously inquired the needle of the thread. "Eye guess SO, was the curt response.
 SAYS q contemporary, describing an arrest: |" He accompanied tie police quietly to the lookup, where our re- porter happened to be at the time.'" FoND mother: els blowing a fish horn likely to resultin injury to your boy ?" You wager 1t IS, ma'am, if he blows it near us and We can catch him." YoUNG LOVER asks: "When is the best time to travel ?' When you see the old man and his bulldog coming round the corner, sir, travel for all you are worth.
 Mas. SrETGGINs, when she read of tue failure of the Universal Life Insurance Company, sagely remarked that she never did think much of "them Uniyer- salists."
 "THAT's what call finished ser mon,' said lady to her husband, as they wended their way from church. Yes, was the reply; 6 but do you know, thought it never would be. SUPERFLUoUs-"And so you learn dancing, Bob? And how do you like valsing?" "Oh, it's not so bad! I can manage very well myself, but think a si1I's rather in the way. "-Puach.
 "EnQUETrE" writes to inquire if, in our opinion, it would be proper for him to support young lady if she was taken with faint-even If he hadn't been in- troduced. Proper, young man? Ger tainly, prop her by all means.
 FANNIE, said fond husband to his wife, "what were the current expenses for last month ?" "Oh." she answered. 'only '28 cents." "Why, how wa. that?" "Well, you see I only baked l SeahSo bn4St, dItA, CIS1O1G, GSco fII1 few entrants.
 Nor long ago, in a French provincial theater, baritone made fearful croak Kisses and laughter in the audience Then the artist came gravely forward and saluted the audience: Messieurs, discover I have issued false note withdraw 1t from circulation"
 IS tse parlor, staying late,
 Harry fingers with his fate,
 Til her ma, who cannot sleep
 Calls, s hat time is it you keep?r
 Harry. thinking she would get
 Tine exact her watch to set,
 AasNers, with an air sublime:
 Do you wish to know the tilne?'
 Do you knoN it 2" sLarp she cries
 ''Yesm, sNeet'y he replies. 1 '' didn't think you did, young man;
 But if you do, just tell my Ann;
 "A FARMER" says an agriculture paper, ''does not need so many hand since the invention of the reaping ma rhine." No, by the teeth of the dragon and as rule he does not have so man l3y about one-haf. And if he has s many hands, fen 10 enc he hasn't s many fingers.
 THE threshing machine has robbe country life of one of its most exhils rating pleasures. In the good old day when the fail was the vogue the cit visitor could retire to the barn, and, one short half hour get more bangs an bruises than he can now acquire all da m the diamond feld.-Bo8ton IrGi script.
 "I DECLARE if there isn't the deacon daughter out with a bran new shaw Well, never" Hush p said bette informed female; tisn't hers. It one she borrowed from the compau that's visiting over t the dcacon's Well, there's oue thing know. Sf can't depend on borrowing 10 look we in heaven. She'll have to wear her oW angel plumage when she gets there And they both bowed their heads as u minister opened the services. = Ne Hapeal Register.
 'TwAs & sultry and 'muggy day, bl the agent, wipiDg the perspiration fro his low but somewhat-manly brow, an : throwing his linen duster back, begar Madam, IS your husband about :.Yes, he's about, but 1 tend to 2 agents that show themselves 'roul l here. What is it?' "Tm introduci1 : T threshing- machine in this neighbo l hood, and NOJ III illlS He1SHUC , hood, you ain't, if know it. I'm COT ) petelt to do all the thrashing that l ueeded on this farm. You ask my boy Bill and Sam, and, if you don't belle t .Lem, ask my man just over in the t lhere," and slight advance that sl laade in his direction sugge ted to nj 3 thaa he had better move on before sl t tried her power on him.-Neao Har, l Register.