Daily Republican., 1882-08-30
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sun sets Q 80.
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| sun rises 5.23. sun sets 80.
Grab salad at Fulimer's.
Deyiled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters az Fullme-'s.
Mason jars, camp chairs, leo coolers, 900.
DR.. DarmOns office, 1874 Camac st. Phila.
Get your cottAA roasted at 400 King street.
Parker, cuppIng ana Iseching, No. 1OS East
Second street.
l got this fine cigar at Mullins. West
Front street.
Fine 1s X. Plain Gold Rings, at E. E.
HanfS, ID East Fourth street.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searche', the r erfeotion
of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
SINE retouched cards for 81 at Holland IS
gallery No. 4 East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody Knuup mat Hollan makes the
best tin type In the city, No. 4 East Third
street, between Market and King.
The finest cuffs and collars in the market
at q. $. Humphrey Il Bros, 503 Market ST.
Prices low.
So much sprlnI water is tOted about at
Saratoga that fellow may be seen there
with bottle under his arm and not lose his
character.
When man has tried everything, and
found II will not answer, let him go where
there Is an echo, and try that.
How would tho world have been affected If
the freight handlers had struck when Moan
was loading up the ark
Charles Dickens Is said to have been a
psinstaking reviSer Of proof" which may
explain his early and lamented demise.
An Alabama editor eonfesSes THAI he "has
serious apprehensions' that the Dase bail Is
about to be introduced into that state.
WatermelOns are go enormously plenty In
Georgia that it's impossible to find q colOred
man Ia that State who isn't suffering from
Internal disturbance.
1t is the easiest thing iu tho world to dIs-
tinguish between an English lord and an
American copy, commonly called d sn0O. The
En9lishman always speaks we'll OF his own
country.
They tell of an Indiana girl who works in
the harvest field during the day and enter
tains ner company with piano Tecital5 during
the evening. NO doubt ner work and play
are of equal excellence.
1t does not follow tn at man loses his eye
sight when he loses his hair; but 1t Is noticed
that the baldheRded man is most anxious to
get front seat at the theatre when there is
anything ike Black Crook specLable going
Gu.
Whom man detects missing button after
getting on clean shirt 10 one in the house
is aware Of the fact. He takes eff his shirt
aud puts on another, quietly smiling all the
while. He never never speaks OF 1t to
soul.
Archibald Forbes says in the North Ancrl-
can Review that the American army Is u
perior to the English army. MIR. Forbes h ts
lust been married 10 an American lady.
and could not with any safety have Saiu
otherwise.
lfyOu are roasting 50 hard that your collar
is almost melted, and you want to get cooled
of. don't 90 anu give fifteen contj for glass
OF lemonade Just attempt to light a cigar
with your last match. Then breeze will
start u.
"Mary," he asked why am l like but.
ter ?' He expected her 20 say that 1t was
because he was the ge0uine article, and he
was completely crusneL when she promptly
replied: way, gCess it's because the hO3-
ter it gets the softer you act"
a Vormonter has invented wafer tele-
scope with which h5 claims he can see five
cent piece IN 40 fe3t OF water. But the bias
ted telescope doesn't bring the coin up, SO
seeing it Is only an aggravatiOn and we don't
want any such instrument
A Michigan man who paid out $50 in foes to
the walters of a seGg dc hotel during the
month he was there, cana homo under "a
cloud. AT convention Cf walters, held on
tho morning Of his departure, 1t was resOlV I'd
that he was too stingy to live the year out.
"Boy," said q stranger 70 a lad VINO was
backing has boots in front OF hotel yester.
DAY, III | should give you q dollar would
you first Impulse to 20 to the circus2" "NO
sir,' was the prompt reply MY first i'm
pulse would be that IL was counterfeit
bill"
"Why do they call him brakeme n ~
as6od the child, after tGat excellent official
had looked in at the car door and hol-
Tered" one Of tho lamps out. "What does
he break ?" "He breaks the silence" said
the father, and the train rolled on laden with
truth.
said to my little girl one day: what a
large forehead you have got. 1t is just like
your fathers You could drive q pony car
years old, said: "Yes mamma; but on
papa'S you can see the marks Of all of tho
Wheels
At q Sunday school, the superintendent
was reviewing the lessen, and was talking OF
the verse, Let your lOins be grded and
your lights be burning" He asked the
question, why are we commanded to gird
Guc lOlns." One little shaver sang out. ito
keep your br1 eches up"
The father Of an elderly damsel, to mar
riageable young nan: ''Oh the day that l
give you my daughter Adele will deposit
100 600 francs with M. Lahtte." Francois
"Thanks, dear sir, but suppose you give me
the 100 coo francs and deposit Mile. Adele
with M. Lahtte."
Some men have tact. Said the BRIDE
groom who didn't wish either to ctisnd his
bride or die Of Internal disturbance: "My
dear, this bread looks delicious; but 1t is the
firS ; GU h I've ever made. | cannot think Of
eating 1t, but will pre-. erVe it to show to our
chlldron In after year. as q sample of their
mothers skill an deftness.'
A dameet who lived In Dubuque
Was ambitious 20 marry duQue;
But as none came to her,
She accepted p0Oher
Young fsllCW whose name was Luque.
The bride was led up this broad aisle,
Got up ia the most killing stals!e;
When asked II she'd be
A true wife to he,
She promptly replied, ~ should smaisle."