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NOrICE.-All persons having claims against
the estate of the deceased must present the same,
duly nltested 10 the Executor, on or before
October 18th, iss3 or abide the Act of Assembly
In such case made and provided.
JOSEPH PUGH. Executor.
Address: GlD North Eleventh street. Phila.
novlI~tts-3w
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Now Nozzle rnstaa.

A new nozzle was tested by the Friend
ship Fire Company ut the fire last night. It
worked very satisfacto lily.
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LOST AND FOUND.

NQLI IA SMALL BAY HORSE
= Apl d hands high, six wears old. A
~, I'A, rgh-Acralle mixed with gray, name
ara lI'tbr, .ca"rd on inside of right front
Il, ~, ,ll,yi ny emitting in travelling: black Inane
-, s.4, li'Hi irci slightly inclined Outwards,
~ ~ t'p.r shocing to prevent cutting.
~" D't',i lIntler-top buggy. nearly new,
~. ~ H. brulstor; plano body, without
''A i5i'A ,l'h; name on axle bed; brown cloth
- -, th' inside: dash l. broken close To whip
- -. ,.i'i new Buffalo robe, lined with
r.ittt..h tt.h I'g' lfinged with pale bluc;a striped
55t,'' collar; also harness nearly new. heavy
I'm, r,.rI mpunlefing on saddles: breast
M .aI ''1hNl ihartingalc: u rubber bit Il little
< ~ '1trNard offered for the recovery of
s,a,. PoprrlN and no questions asked. Tele-
'-f-" TELEGRAPH OPERATOR,
s,tl,. keuncdyyillc MD,
'sfN Still puud Nh
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NOTICE.

Al! persons having claims, against the estate of
the deceased, must present the same duly attested
70 the Executor, on or before October 2Otll,
1873, or abide the act of Assembly In such case
made aud provided. CHARLES FREEMAN,
Executor.
hudfcsss 1huflow, Ia. oct2l-tts 3w-
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RzGISTER's NOTICES.
EGIsTER's ORDER.
REGISTERS OFFICE,

REGISTERS OFFICE
New Castle Co., Dol, Ociober Is, 1882
7, Upon the application OF Charles Freeman.
fNecutor OF John DOwGrn, late of WIImIng.
ton ,n hundred In said county, deceased il is Or
%uvr'h % ana directed by the Register that the Ad-
ii,nlstraIor aforesaid give notice OF granting of
mttcrs iestlmtntary upon the estate Of the
ueccaset, with the date of granting thereof nv
, ausiig advertisements TO be posted within forty
most public places OF the county Of New Castle
requiring all persons having demands against The
,sla,e iG present. the same or abide by An act ui
Assembly ~ sucn ease made aud provided, And
also cause the same to he lnscrtcdWitlln the same
period ~ thc DAILY GAZETTE. u news
paper published In Wilmington, and to be con
tlnned therein three weeks, (e. o. d.
- Given under the hand and seal Of Office
l.. s. (ofthe Register aforesaid, vt Wilmington
- )in New Cnstle County, aforesaid, the day
SC BIGGs, Register.
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FoR SALE.

rO2 2REyT.-HOUSE NO. S07 WASH
III EGriN STREET; possession Immediately.
%stf JOSEPH l.. CARPENTER, JR.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16
Dairy Farming.


The Hon. George b. Loring, in an
article on dairy farming. says:
at would seem. therefore, that in rear
ing animals for the dairy, care should be
taken the young are not so fed as to de-
velop a tendency to great size either in
frame or adiposc tissue, or so rs to es-
tab!ish in the enda race which has every
faculty except that of producing milk.
| would not advocate deficiency of
food for young dairy stock, but l would
argue against any excess OF articles OF
highly stimulating quality. The plan OF
the Scotch farmer is undoubtedly agood
one--to take their calves early from the
dam, feed them from the dish, and
bring them to solid food or pasture as
soon as the condition of the young stom-
ach will allow, Instead of linseed meal
they use great quantity of oatmeal
an article of food much less predispos-
ing to fat and keeping up vigorous
growth. We have in this country good
quality of hay. everywhere basis of
feeding; and after the calf is wcancd. or
after she has had milk enough to give
her n fair introduction into life, hay in
the form of hay-tea, and afterward OF
rowen, is undoubtedly the best food the
animal can have, especially when aided
by n few roots, such rs turnips or car
rots. In such cases milk is abundant at
very early age, and skinned milk is
advantageously used rs n substitute. l
should not recommed the use of grain,
especially that containing supera-
bundance of oily matter, rs Indian corn
and linseed. for young dairy sock, or
even for dairy cows when in the flush of
milk. Perhaps corn meal, sparingly,
or barley, or oatmeal may be used in
Winter should the animal seem not to
thrive we'll But 4 calf that is properly
wcaned and properly fed after weaving,
and furnished with good pasture, will
be carried through the first Winter most
satisfactorily on good. sweet hay. espe-
cially rowen. with roots. In this way
can uniform and well-balanccd ami
nal be produced which put to dairy
service, will not become coarse and raw
boned in appearance, nor take on flesh
at the expense Of the milk-pail."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16
A Country School Scene.

Within little school-hous grayish white,
Coue stormy winter day, II my memory serves
me right,
Among the wooded hills Of old Vermont,
mis- homely scene came ripping to tho 'front.'
NC school-room held some thrcescore girls
and boys.
Prom bill! and vale, of every grade, and poise-
The sluggish dOlt. the wit, the wild, the steady
WhO gathered daily round good Master Eddy
A famous class in geographic lore
= called upon to yield It's daily store.
With ready tongues their questions answer
right,
Augusta, Susan, Alfred, Reuben. John:
xioratio careless then. goes stumbling on,
and, rubbing slowly DER his drowsy pate,
Nc gives the products Of Southern state
~ rice and cotton, sugar cane and corn,
Then adds, "and backer," placid as the morn
mot right" says Master f., in tones dcmure,
Tho Southern Suites no hacker grow, I'm
sure"
"My book says So" Horatio prompt replies,
A, book in hand, across the room he hies.
&eneath the masters gazc he holds the book,
Points out the word with triumph in his look.
s.AhI that's Tobacco" Master Il. explains.
With plying tones for poor Horatio's pains.
And still, In memory, distinctly trace
The curious look upon that students face,
As dropped and closed his book, and turned
his feet,
20 bear him meckly back unto his seat.
And yet that humble youth n mission fllled
TOfe grand than eer the heart of Caesar thrill
cd
lie heard fair Freedoms call In time of strife,
And promptly gave to her his ull-his life.
Long may the stars and stripes in honor wave
Above that humble soldiers grass-grown
grave;
There may the flowers of each returning
spring
Their faircst hues and sweetest fragrance
bring:
while viii learn, henceforth, TO measure
man
~ rule more just than any grnmmer can.
ID. l.. Millikcn.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

cislon there are two mistakes that 90 far to
spoil the COW for future usefulness, Cows
are largely the creatures Of habit and with
their first calf everything is new aud
strange to them, and they readily submit
TO be MIXED and think II is all right, but
suffer them to run with a calf the first sea
son and vicious habit IS established that
they will hardly forget in n lifetime. 1t
they ever submit To be- MIXED quietly. It
Is evidently under protest. But there IS q
greater objection than this-the cali run
ming with the COW draws the milk every
hour or two, 80 that the milk vessels are at
no time distcnded with milk, though the
quantity secreted in given time may be
large. Blu. this is tho natural time to dis
tend the milk ducts snd expand the udder
to a good capacity for holding milk.
When, with her next calf, you require the
milk to be retained tor twelve hours, the
udder becomes hard and painful, and the
milk leaks from the teats, or, more likely,
nature accommodates the quantity OF the
milk secreted to the capacity to retain 1t,
and the cow becomes permanently small
mixer. Much of the future character OF IA
cow, therefore, depends on her treatment
with her first calf
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16
Some Tall People.

A Belgian preacher recently lament
ed in his sermon the increasing degcn-
eracy of the human race. Adam and
Eve were respectively l23 feet 9 inches
and llS feet 81 inches high; but Noah
was only 1913 feet high, and Abraham
only II, and Moses only 10, and Herod
just 10 feet. The Talmudists differ But
this decrease of statue in allmythologies
is represented as in direct ratio to the
course of time; each of the twenty -four
Buddhas had a dflcrcnt stature. the first
being the tallcst; and the oldest Jina OF
the Jainis,s was 500 feet high and lived
5000 O0ycar-. The Oricnts have there
fore more 10 regret than the Belgian
preacher.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16
Highlife in New York.

What do you think of the queer lives
led by janitors' familiesp | know jan
itor who has charge of n huge building
down Broadway who has four little tots
of children, and they don't get down
into the street more than once week
or so. Two of them were born in the
seventh story of an immense iron build
ing, just under the roof. One of them
to my certain knowledge has never been
down in the street at all. That's n fact.
1t will be down some day. 1t was born
only last week. Where do you think
the chldrens' playground is? 1t is the
roof, and rare, good yard it is, too.
with flowers growing on it, and every
thing just like good paced yard
There is large ledge around the four
sides so there is no danger of the young
sters falling off. And there are clothes
lines there, and tubs standing about.
and clothes-pins lying on the ground
everything 50 natural you might easily
imagine yourself in somebody's back
yard. Those children seldom see any
thing of the world down below; and
their mother hardly ever does for she
has her hands full taking care of the
youngsters. There is II nice secluded
life for you, with no danger of annoy
ance from prying neighbors. There is
something attractive about it, too. just
think of the janitor, at dark, shutting
up the big iron doors with himself in
side. There he is with his family about
him, and all the world securely locked
out. 1t is as good rs living in a castle
with the bridge drawn up and the mote
full of water. i rnn when the outer
doors are Locke ul,orS are not al
WAYS Shut in /! e outer world
There is = block oi ouidings in one of
the principal business centers of the city
all about the same height. Each build
ing has its janitor, and each janitor has
bis family. When the outer doors are
shut and locked and no outsider can by
any possibility make his way in the jan
tors' families begin to visit. The roofs
form their avenues and bouieyards, their
grand promenade. There is something
slightly curious about that way of living,
isn't there; having your neighbor drop
ping in through the roof instead of COM
ing through the door? 1t is something |
like the way of the old cavc-dwellers in
the southwest. ~ J. Times.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

To the looker.on, nothing about country
life generally seems much stranger thar
the small number of good gardens to be
found on farms. Il may, therefore, do
some good to lie; the Country Gentleman
tell how to set about gardening on the
farm The first step, it seems, is to pro
vide in season plenty of manure. Let il
be thoroughly intermixed with the soil.
Arrange for all the horse cultivation prac-
ticable. Avoid the common mistake OF
occupying more ground than you can
keep in perfect condition. Have complete
natural or artificial drainage"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

Sartorys had been safely disposed of in
her room.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES usual" /
murmured, laconically (the lie cost me
five hundred pounds, and a free passage
te the colonies for the irreproachable
Jarvis and his family; but it was no. a
dear price to pay for the happiness of
ones dearest friend). ave discharged
the brute for you"
''All right" said casy-going jack
"rll get another"
And poor Jarvis was discharged.
l do not think that Mrs. Sartorys
slept much that night. Jack told me
that she cried good deal. "She seems
to think that she has had narrow cs-
cape, old fellow" Jack said, unsuspi-
ciously.
Yes answered, "vo.,'"
But he never knew how narrow.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16
The First Calf.

1t is often the case when heifer has
had her first calf. says the Indiana Farmer,
that the farmer thinks she will give no
more milk than will keep her calf in good
condition, and lets them run together Ia
teach her the mystery Of being MIXED
when she has her next calf. In this de-
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

A miller at Jefferson, Ohio, paid one
dollar bushel for all the sorghum seed
he could buy this fall and converted 1t III
TO -four, which, II Is said, proves superior
10 buckwheat for griddle cakes.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

Washington has comet parties. " "a
good idea. by Jupiter" says young
Spinks, ''for the boys can now planet to
get the girls away from their Mars"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

Go to your druggist for Mrs, Freeman's
New National Dyes. For brightness and du.
rablilty Of color they are uneQualed. Color
nom to pounds. Directions In English
and German. Price. ID cents.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

When have baby at breast nothing is so
useful for quieting my own aud baby's nerves
as Parker's Ginger Tonic. IL prevents bowel
complaints, and Is better than any stimulant
To give strength and Appetite Newark
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

~ GRIGGS, Attorney and Counselor at Law
We ONCE In Lynchs block Main street, Ottawa, Ill
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ESSE - tUGEIa, Lawyer. Kneussl Blk.
Ottawa Illinois. jan5Vs
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THOMAS q. FULLERTON. ATTORNEY
Illinois. N''"~a'
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| n. SERAwN, Attorney at Law. Careful
- attentlon will be given 10 the settlement ofestae
Gnu solectons Office with Z. F. Bull, City Drug
o'oIc. lana
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

q. W. W. BLAKE. =, a. ,,o,a,.
RIAkE &c MOLONEY Attnpnevs IA
- Counselors at Law. Rooms Is and "a Oncra sonse
biooh' o'HsWa' iihhois' iuuS62
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prOfessi0uii UarDs.
At TO n N G vs..

TOHN b. RICE, Attorney at Law. Reddicks
Block, city of ottawa. viii practice law in Ia
sale and adjoining counties, ard in the Appellate
anu supreme Courts sep-O-lyrs
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-16

r. r. BULL, Attorney at Law. OtHce over
~. City Drug Store northwest corner OF La Sale and
Madison streets, Ottawa H. mayar16
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torney and Counselor at law Of,,ce In SeJTn,en.
plosS n9ftnes corner Of court house square, Rooms
~ - o''"""' Ai'non' junl0sa
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07
An Eighty Pound HailstOne.

Considerable excitement was caused
in our city last Tuesday evening by
the announcement that hailstone
weighing eighty pounds had fallen
six miles west of Sa1ina, near the
railroad track. An inquiry into the
matter revealed the following facts:
A party of railroad section men were
at work Tuesday afternoon. several
miles west of town, when the hall
storm came upon them. Mr. Martin
Ellwood, the foreman Of the party,
relates that near where they were at
work hailstones of the weight of four
or five pounds were falling, and that
returning toward Salina the stones
increased in size, until his party dis
covered huge mass of ice-weighing,
as near as he could judge, in the
neighborhood Of eighty pounds. At
this place the party found the ground
covered with hail as if wintry storm
had passed over the land Besides Sc
curing the mammoth chunk OF ice,
Mr.. Ellwood secured hailstone some
thing over a foot long, three or four
inches in diameter, and shaped like a
cigar. These specimens" were placed
upon hand car and brought to Sa-
lima. Mr.. w. j. Hagler, the North
Santa Fe merchant, became the pos,
SCISSOR Of the larger piece, and saved II
from dissolving by placing it in saw.
dust at his store. Crowds of people
went down to see it Tuesday after
noon, and many were the theories
concerning the mysterious visitor
At evening it's dimensions were 29x1t
x2 inches .-Salina Kansas Journal
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07
Grand Discoveries.

The discovery of a great remedy is
frequently matter Of accident. This,
however, is not the case with TAR
AXINE, now widely known and ap-
proved as an almost infallible remedy
for Liver Complaint, and diseases OF
the Kidneys and Bowels. The best
physicians have for many years used
various preparations Of dandelion root
in these diseases, but with only indif-
ferent success. After long series of
experiments, a combination, with the
active principle of the Dandelion as a
basis, and other approved remedies to
highten its potency has been effected,
and the desired specific for these dis
eases has been found in the produc-
tion-TARAXINE. For sale by f..
D. Lewis. Call for Taraxine Memo
randum Book free. 3
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07
New Jersey Premium Wine.

Physicians state that the Port Wine
that took the premium at the Centen-
nial. produced and offered for sale by
Mr.. Alfred Speer. of New Jersey, is a
wine that can be safely used for medi-
cinal purposes, being pure and free
from medication, and is more reliable
than other Port Wines. 1t is espe-
cially recommended for weakly fe-
males and the aged. The deep color
is due to the iron from the brown
stone shale rock on which the grapes
grow, which is rich in iron For sale
by E. d. Lewis and W. F. Scott,
Jackson, and c. M. Williams, Wells
ton. 7sep2t
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

The DRUNKARD is burden to him
self as well as his friends; but, since
intoxication becomes disease, it re-
quires remedy of no unusual activi-
ty. Those who have taken Simmons
Liver Regulator declare that it sets
the liver in action and invigorates the
system in such way as to destroy the
craving for strong drinks. The
shaky, nervous and distressed should
resort to the Regulator as tonic to
arouse the torpid liver to action, to
regulate the bowels and remove the
feelinp of general depression and with
it the craving Of liquor.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

IL UNDERSTAND, Uncle Amos, that
you have quit preaching" said the
secretary of state to an old colored
man, who for years has had charge Of
a church in Little Rock. "Yes, boss,
Use stepped aside" "Why did you
quit?" "Wall, dar was numerous
pressures brought to bar agin the old
man. Da charged me wild stealth a
ham, for one thing. and 'vised me ter
quit" "Why, they couldn't prove
thet you stole the ham, could they?"
mo, sab, da couldn't, an ef l hadn't
'knowledged it da nebber would hab
prubed it. "Why did you acknowl-
edge it?" "Case da found de ham
under my bed, sah."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

AYERS ,Ague Cure is the only rem
edy known, which is certain to cure
Fever and Ague permanently, by ex-
pelling the malarial poison which pro
duces the disease. It does this surely
and leaves no ill effects upon the sys-
tenn. Nothing is so thoroughly de-
pressing and discouraging as the pc
riodical return of the alternate chills
fever and sweating, peculiar to this
disease.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

YoUNG editor, if you ever expect to
climb so far up the journalistic ladder
that a fall therefrom would hurt you,
adopt not the habit of using big
words or splinters Of Latin or other
dead languages Big words or exple-
tives prove that you are inclined to
lumpiness and that you are using bor-
rowed clothes pins, but are no help to
you, except you are seeking the back
track. State facts plainly and quit
unless you are indeed a genius, and
such are scarce.-B,lck Pomer0yS
Great Vest.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

CoNKLING has not got oyer the
effects of his resignation yet. He re-
minds one of woman at crowded
French country theater, who fell from
the gallery to the pit and was picked
up by one Of the spectators, who,
hearing her groaning, asked her if she
was much injured. "Much injured!'
exclaimed the woman. II should
think | am. [ have lost the best seat
in the very middle of the front row.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

An Irish girl who had applied for
a position, in which she was required
to do general housework, was asked by
the mistress if she ever made fires.
"Shure, that's strange question for a
married woman to be akin me" re-
sponded Bridget. "Begorrah, mum,
niver did make fires; but I've no OBJ
lection to be afther t'achin' yer hus-
band"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07
Satisfaction for Ten.

In our family Of ten for over two
years Parker's Ginger Tonic has cured
headache, malaria and other COM
plants so satisfactorily that we are
in excellent health and no expenses
for doctors or. other. Medicines
Chronicle.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

A CONTEMPORARY tells yarn about
asetter dog which trotted up to a
small boy and dropped from his
knife which the dog had just found.
This, however, is no circumstance to
the Philadelphia dog, which trotted
up to boy and dropped at his feet
tin can and piece Of string.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

A TRADE journal gives directions for
preserving harness" Preserved har-
ness may be considered very palatable
by those who like that sort of thing,
but we don't want bit in our mouth.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

A CAIRO clergyman, who told his
congregation from the pulpit, week
ago, that only tipplers and drunkards
were sunstruck, was prostrated on the
street the very next day, and now he
hardly knows how to get out Of his
Gv ADS
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

AN artful juryman, addressing the
clerk of the court, while the latter
was administering the oath, said:
"Speak up. | cannot hear what you
say" "Stop," said Baron Anderson
from the bench. "Are you deaf?"
"Yes, Ny Lord; Of one ear" Then
you may leave the box; for it is nee
essary that jurymen should hear both
Sides"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

A CONVICT says he was sent to pris-
on for being dishonest, and yet he is
compelled every day to cut out pieces
of pasteboard, which are put between
the soles Of the cheap shoes made
there and palmed off on the innocent
public as leather.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-09-07

If you are roasting so hard that
your collar is almost melted and you
want to get cooled off. don't go and
give fifteen cents for glass of lem
onade. just attempt to light cigar
with your last match. Then breeze
will start up.