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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
CONSUMPTION.
Important to the Public a. well as to
the Medical Profession

Hsls Journal OF Health referring to Consumption,
makes the following important statement:
Consumption u,ually begins slth slight, dry
cough In the morning, then, on going 10 bed getting
more and more frequent, with more and more
phlegm. increaslnf debility, thinnsss OF esh, short
ness Of breath, a.d quickness Of palse. IN fatal
casea its average course Is about two years; hence
the importance Of auestiug the disease at RS early a
stage poss bic, and the soourr rational means
employed for this purpose the greater the chance %
The disease Is owing 70 en- irritation
meucing IN the throat aud extending 70 the lungs
that their action IL inerrred With, and the bpo8 does
BNt receive sufficient oxygen to purify T. The most
marked sign q long disease II emaciatien hni the
most pos tive Indication OF returning lie th increase
in weight
80 speaks Hate Journal u HedHb, ard We may add
that III deg r cases aud in fact in ali cases Con-
sumption 10 les Of the throat and lungs. immedi-
ais relief ma H. obtained and permanent efect-
ed hy the III, Of Or Nm HATS Baisam for the augs
rnedicae s0r more than thrty-aYe years ~ nll
unaiiiag icrnsy or coughs, colds, bronchitis and all
pulmonary and Ic.sFa dLseases That the worst
Of Cguslmptaou have been cured by the use Of Halls
Rasam has been attestei to ~ the thousands who
have usad It. or have been ccrzaHi Of IS weaderfg
remedial efficacy
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
A PHYSICIANS ADVICE.

Don't expect to cure constipation of the bowels
dyspepsia, indigestion, etc, by the of severe
carthartic medicines. Relief thus obtained is
only temporary when the reaction comes the dis
ease has frm9r hold on the digestive system
than at first. The practice of taking cathartic
medicines is Ia, cause Of great amount of I'M
necessary suffering. The dose must be increased
from time to time until digestion is impossible
without their use, and The liver and bowels event
ually become mass of corruption that death
only can relieve, The way to permanently cure
weak and imperfect digestion is to purify the
blood and strengthen every part of the body by
the use of such tones as Y elbow Dock, Sarsaparl-
la, Juniper, Iron, Celery, and Calisaya all of
which ingredients enter into the composition of
DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparlla, the
Queen OF all health reviewers 1t increases the
power of endurance and counteracts the per
nleous effects of physical or mental exhaustion
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
Sharp Trick of a Young Scapegrace.

"Carry your valise, SIR Carry 'er for
a cent" =" Why do you work so cheap,
my tcy?s" sad benevolent-lo looking old
gentleman, whom small and some.
what tattered specimen of humanity
had addressed on lower Chestnut street
yesterday afternoon. Because my
mother, sir; she's hungry and sick, sir, /"
The little fellow was given hall dol
lar for carrying the valise. At the
Market street ferry slip the boy, after
handing the valise to the old gentleman,
disappeared i'll the crowd. Oh he
caught you, too, did he?" laughed fer
ny employe, as the old man ambied
through the gate. That's an old trick
of the boys. His mother keeps a pie
stand down the avenue. That kid will
be a councilman some day.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
Encouraging n Railroad

A few months ago a farmer living on
the line Of the Jackson x Fort Wayne
road visited the headquarters of the
company to urge the necessity of a new
passenger station at certain crossing
on the line.
"Tm afraid the patronage would net
nav the expenses" replied the official.
Il tell you heap Of people would get
on and off at them corners" urged the
farmer. -,
"yVell. how many of your neighborhood
have rassed over our road this YEAR,
How many Wen, there's the old man
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Skinner, for one. He's been to Jackson
twice that | know of. Then, there's
Aunt Deborah Smith, who goes down
to Fort Wayne every spring and fall
Then we've got several young men who
alters go up to Lansing when there's a
circus"
"Any more asked the official, as he
scratched his head and wriggled around.
"N-o, | don't know as | can think of
any more just now, bat if you'll go
ahead and put a station there you can
count on dozen of us sitting around
there all the time to make things look
like business,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

a three quarter length portrait in oil,
OF ex-Secretary Blaine, ordered by the
Venezuelan government, is on exhibit
bltion in Washington. 1t is the work
OF Henry Ulke, and represents the
statesman standing, holding in his right
hand a roll of manuscript, his LETT hand
resting easily on pedestal, upon
which stands bust of President Gar
field. The American flag hangs in
graceful folds about the bust and pc
destal.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
Polk Wells Sentenced.

KEoKUK, Ia, May 19.-Ihe Constitu-
tion's Fort Madison special says the
jury returned verdict of murder in
the first degree against Polk Wells and
Cook, who murdered the jail guard,
and verdict of murder in the second
degree against Fitzgerald, who was the
accomplice. The trial has been the
shortest on record, lasting only two
DAYS. Wells and Cook are to be i'm
prisoned for life, and Fitzgeralds SEN
tence will be determined by the judge.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
ADVICE TO CONsuMpr.yrs

On The appearance Of the first sytnntoms-~a
general debility, loss of appetite, palicr. chilly
sensations, followed by night-swea and cough
prompt measures for relief should be taken. Con
sumption is scrofulous disease of the lungs -
therefore use the great -scrofula, or Blood
purifier and strength restarer, DR. Pierce's
liver oil as nutrtive. and unsurpassed AS a nee.
toral. For weak lungs, splitting of blood, and
kindred affections, it has no equal. Sold by
druggists the world over. For Dr. pierce's pam.
phlet on Consumption, send two stamps tc
WORMS DfsPESsARy MEDICAL ASSOCIATION
Buffalo, N. Y.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
\ Roof Lifted Over a Dying Woman.
Poplar Bluff Citizen

On the 22d ultimo, while the wife of
MIR, Frederick Clark, living on Cane
creek, in Cane county, Nc, lay dying,
surrounded by her friends anu relatives.
q tornado struck the building N which
she was confined and lifted the roof Oft,
and during the heavy rain that followed
blankets and eoverlets had to be held
over the dying woman TO shield her
from the elements. She died in a short
time after the storm.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Kennedy for this as well as otncr pllliui allhVhs.
NEIL NAIL ITS C0LORS 10 THE MAST
"Uello, ncnnvl what is the truuble2" "Oh,
I'm all broke UP" was the response To the M
Quiry of an old shipmate of William G. Dennis.
ton, one of FarNguts war-worn veterans, wei
known in tho southern section of this city, who
came iimping into the American Office yesterday.
81 thought | would go under the hntehNs this
Tine continued 1,sla!stcn. 81 never s,thercd
so much in my life. | had the rheumatic govt
so bad that could not get of the bed or put my
foot to the floor, and would have been there yet
II n friend had not recommended ST. JACOBS OH
to me l hesitated some time before getting
bottle, thinking II another one OF those adVer
tiscd nostrums, but was finally induced To give II
n trial. and n lucky day it was for me, Why
bless my stars after bathing the limb thoroughly
with the Oil felt relief and my faith was pinned
TO ST.. JACOB and his Oil after that, | freely say
that it had not been for ST. JACoBsOiL should,
in all probability be still housed. My foot pains
me but little, and the swelling has entirely passed
away 1t beats anything of the kind l have ever
heard OF, and any person who doubts itsend them
" me at 192i South Tenth st.-Phtadetphsa I1ias-
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

MHxsaAs's PEPTosIzEp BEEF ToSIc, the only
preparation Of beef conainngits entire nutritious
properties. II Is not mere stimuiant Ike the
extracts OF beef, but contains blood -mGking
force. generating and DEMONSTRATING properties
invaluable for INDIGESTION DysPEPsIA. nerve US;
prostrtion anu ali OF ge.erai debility also,
in all enteebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion nervous prostraton, oyer-work, or
acute disease Particularly if resulting from pull
monary complaints. Caswell, Hazard q; Co,
Proprietors, New Y ork Sold 5y druggists
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

EVERY HONE should contain Eert's Ex-
tract OF Tar and Wild Cherry This celebrated
remedy will cure Colds, Coughs, Group. Catarrh
Consumption and Bronchial complaints. Com
mon Colds neglected are the cause of half tn
deaths. Don't wait for sickness 20 come but this
day take home bottle Of Eilerts Extract of Tar
and Wild Cherry; it may save the life of loved
one when delay wenld be death. Sold by drug.
,rist
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Mas. SARAH J. YAN RuREN, whose portrait
appears in another column. is preparing La
dies Tonic" which has been used fer years for
curing those distressing complaints common to
wunankind. 1t can be bought Of druggists, or
by addressing Mrs Van Buren, at 1872 Franklin
street Buffalo N. Y, who answers letters free
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
Scipio, n. Y, Dec. /, 1879

ScipIo, n. T., Dec. ] 1879.
am the Pastor Of the Baptist church here and
an educated physician. | am not in practice, but
am my sole family physician, and advise in many
chronic cases. Over a year ago recommended
your Hop Bitters to my invalid wife, who has
been under medical treatment of six of Albany's
best physicians several years. She has become
thoroughly cured of her various complicated dis
eases by their use. We both recommend them
to our friends, many of whom have also been
cured of their various ailments by them.
REV. Il. X. WARREN
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDER pre-
vents disease, puriies the blood, improves the
appetite gives a smooth glossy coat Of hair and
keeps the animal in good condition. II cures
Distenper. Coughs, Colds, Feyers, aud diseases to
which Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Hogs and Poultry
are subject should be used by MI owningor hay-
ing care Of horses Or stock. Sold by druggists.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
1t is a we'll authenticated

1t is a we'll authenticated
fact that manJ medicines,
especially bitters, arcnoth-
ing butchcap whiskeyvilcly
concocted for use in local
option countries. Such is
not the case with BRoWN'S
Iron BlTrERs, ltisamedi-
cine, a cure for weakness
and decay i'll the ncrvous.
muscular, and digestive or
CANS of the body, produc-
ing good, rich blood, health
and strength. Try one bot
tic, Price SIoo.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
Language Cannot Descr.D ne II.

Mr.. Robert Gould, ook-keeper for
Walker & Maxcy, who are lumber deal.
ers. recently said to our representative:
About one year ago | was taken with
genuine sciatica. | employed the best
physicians, but they could only relieve
me for the moment. Finally / used
st. Jacobs Oil and it affected com
plete cure.-Kennebec Reporter, Gardin-
ner, Ne.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Mr.. Sidney McNauny, Of New Richmond, o.,
write My lungs were weak my breath came
quick and short, my hear palpitated, my dreams
disturbed me, my blood was poisoned with scrof-
ua my back ached, | hal dyspepsia, my kid
neys were affected. | could not work nor could
/ even eat with comfort. Life seemed a burden;
rhesmatism was in every joint; | suffered from
piles; urination was painful and iull Of sediment
thought | could never get we'll but DR.. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla has removed
all my Affections
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
80 -
Il etter Late than Never.
Inlianapolis journal.

Grandmother Coward aged 107 years
was babtiZad in the Ohio River at jeff
eraon, Ind, on Sunday morning, by
Elder Miller, the colored Baptist
preacher. Mrs Coward was born in Vir-
GINA, one year before the declaration
of independence.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Every lady in this district who has
not received a price list Of Summer
Dry Goods, Ladies fine Shoes etc. from
James Morgan, Nil yankee, is invited
10 send to him for one.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
An English turfraan visiting Mount

An English turfnan visiting Mount
Vernon engaged in conversation with a
native, and, after a few preliminary
remarks, observed 81 dare say Mr..
Washington didn't care much for
'orses. You cawn't tell me, | suppose,
If he was ever a 'orse- breaker" The
Virginian eyed him few seconds
doubtfully. and then answered: 81 amt
much on history, but to the best of my
recollection the General was lion
tanner"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
NymntOms 0f Paralysis

twitehlng OF the eyes, numbness OF the
hands and feet, with more less pain and throb-
bling at the base of the brain, some Of the pre-
monitory symptoms of this rapidly increasing die
ease. German Hop Bitters should be taken when
you are warned by any of these symptoms.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Purify the blood # you be free from dangerous
disease Eilertis Daylight Liver Pills do this by
acting on liver, stomach and bowels. Are mild
and cleansing; viii prevent headache sour som
ach, ferer bilious disorders dyspepsia fever and
aguc Price % cents. Sold by druggists.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Take Aliens Iron Tonic Bittersn the great
remedy for dyspepsia, indigestion, and liver com
liver and induce cheerfulness, vivacity ana buoy
ancy OF spirits.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Two years ago Alexander ii. ste
phens slipped and sprained his ankle
within few feet of the same spot, on
the steps of the capitol at Washing
ton, where similar accident happen
ed to him last week. He vas then con-
fined to his bed four weeks, ana mas
little hopes OF more speedy recovery
this time.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

A sister of the recently assassinated
Under Secretary Burke, residing in
Dublin, has been granted pension of
GOO yearly.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
American and EurOpean Doctors.

The new versinn of the Tesla ment is
by Mr.. Gladstone.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Prince Victor Napoleon il said to
be so passionately fond of military
books that they constitute almost bis
only reading.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

t-SCTE SANS HARNESS OIL keeps leather soft
and pable by closing the pores aud efectuaily pre-
vents entrance Of dam puss dust etc while increasing
liz durability. sod By 81 harness makers.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Mr.. Bass, the English brewer, refused
a baronetcy, but his son has accepted
one. His rival, Alsopp, vas barronet-
nv Reaconsfield
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

The youngest daughter Of Mr.. Blaine
is studying in Paris; his son Emmons
is also there.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Four valuable paintings have recent
ly been stolen from tae Kings Palace
in Brussels.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

rest children health. Produces natural Sleep reg
uaes the bowels, cures dysentery, diarrhna and dis
eases common in them Sold by druggists, IS cents u
bottle.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Arabella--No, powder will not make
your hair bang
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

successfully treated by Worlds Dispensary Med,
ieal Association. Address with stamp for pam
phet Buffalo, n. Y.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Chief Justice Appleton, of Maine,
has comeleled his tbirtieth year of act
i've judicial service.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

1t is said by some of the celebrated physicians
in Europe and America that German Hop Btters
are one Of the best remedies now in use.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
CANCERS AND OruEx T;rons

are treated with unusual success by Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Send stamp for pamphlet.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

A daughter Of Commodore Whiting
was last evening married to Mr. Der
ringdeck, at the Cnurch Of the Ephipa-
ny, Washington.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

General Kaufman, Russian Governor
of Turkestap, in Asia, is dead.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

r.ScIE SANS NERVE AND BONE LI6GMEEI
relieves ache pain hrnise wound man or beast
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

Senator Wade Hampton, of South
Carolina, is one of the best fly fishers in
the South.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
ALWAYS KEEP COOL.

To stick to your
subject and the
truth is an excel
lent plan, and
whether it be In
questions of
finance or fishing.
or any topic what
ever, civil or polit-
zeal, always keep
cool and tell the
truth. However,
there is n Ger
tain margin al
ed for lying,
WIEN 1t comes 10
fishing, that is per-
milted in no other
subject. and no
doubt our friends
lin the picture are
iudulging IN that
special employ
ment. as well, per
haps, as in Il little
scientific swear
ing. Their bodies
and tempers are
hot and the mir is
coolasthcy should
be ,huthre not land
they are apparent
,ly in the condition
when il is much
easier 10 cate h
rheumatism than
fish, In which case
BIT would be well
for them that they
he provided Wild
a bottle of ST
Jacobs on, tho
Great German
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

1tiSafactl BRowN's IRON
Br-rERS, a true non-aleoaol
ic tonic, made in Baltimore,
Md, by the Brown Chemical
Company, who are old drug
gl>t, and in every paricu
lar reliable, will, 10y remoy
ing the craving appetite OF
the dtunkarl, and by caring
the NERVOUSNESS, weakness,
and general i'll health result
my Itom ntemperaucc, do
more opromNr temperance.
in the stricteN sense than
anyothtr mean NOV known.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25

TRUE
Temperance

IS not signing a pledge
or taking a SOLEMN oath that
cannot be kept, bccaus> Of
thcnon-rcmoval ofthc cause
liquor The way tomake
a man temperate is TO Kill
The desire for those dreadful
artificial stimulants that car
ny SO many bright intellects
70 premature graves, and
desolation, strife and un-
happiness into 50 many
families.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-05-25
n AGENTS WAIVED 50R TMk
UICTORIALs
HlSTORYoF THE WORLD

Embracing full and authentic account If every ma
ton Of ancient and modern times, and including his
tory OF the rise and fill Of the Greek aud Roman En-
prcs the middle ages, The crusades, the feni system
the reformation the diaco"rIy and settlement OF the
New World etc contain 572 me historical engravngs
and is the most complete nstor Of the World ever pub
lished Send for specimen raR,s and extra termsto
agents Address Ma" iosAL PunLl uNa Co Chicago III,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-31
Eminent Men.

1t may be observed that no attempt is
made to hunt up out of the way or unknown
places to find names TO endorse Simmons
Liver Regulator:
Hon. Alexander H Stephens,
John w. Beckwith, Bishop of Ga,
General Jno B, Gordon, U. S. Senator
Hon. Jno. Gill Shorter, Ex-Governor Of
Ala,
Rev David Wills, D. D.. President Ogle-
thrope College,
Bishop Pierce, of Georgia
Judge Jas. Jackson, Supreme Court, Ga.
And did space and time permit we could
fill volume with the highest testimonials.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-31
The Market.
MONDAY EVENING, Oct. 80, 1882.


The only change that has occurred to
mar the pleasant weather of the past ten
days was the heavy rain of Saturday after
noon and evening. To-day has been slight
ly cloudy and very warm for the season.
The markets continue about the same as
for the past two months, Flour, in sym
patty with markets in other places, shows
signs of weakening, and hay is operated
upon by the same circumstances in q sim
liar manner,
Tonnage has been somewhat scarce for
several days.
FLOUR-The market as rule is steady
but the outlook is not so good. Prices are
quotably unchanged, Choice grades are
all wanted.
HAf-Receipts are moderate, the in
quiry is small and stocks fair.
CORN--Dull and unchanged. No move
ment at all.
OA1S--Receipts have been liberal and
demand fair. The market rules steady.
MEAL Dull and selling only in small
| lots.
BRAN-Firm at quotations of last week
BUTTER Choice is very scarce and
sells readily at good prices.
EGGS-More plenty and weaker, af-
fected by the continued warm weather.
CHICKENS--Choice are in good request
but small young chickens are slow sale.
APPLES Plenty and dull
POTATOES Steady with small move
ment
sales and ca uotatiOnS.
NOTE.-Tne prices hero gwen are for raieT from
frat hGnds IN round lOts. An advance !,
charged for broken lotsin hlliug ordcrs.
FLOUR
400 Varionr grades, b0l5 10
2J0 bbls choice. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. ~
NAY.
z car prime timothy,......... ........... IL Oh
car mixed ...... ,"..'.....,",",".., w 90
CUHN.
Mixed IN ohlk.....': .::...'.,o."..,.....,,. 6}
cars new white in bulk ..""... ......... ~
OATS
| cars IN bulk on track "..,... .,........., "a
| CDR choice neayY on track .............. IS
| cars choice heavy on trnck.",........, 50
WHEAT
| 60 hed, per bH 80. .,'.,',............... 10
MEAL,
81" bbls CITY In lots ..............,...a 20 % -
BRAN.
ioS sacks '''.''.' 20
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-31
Wanted a Piano That Winds Up.

Said man approaching an exhibitor
of pianos at Exposition Hall; II have
heard of new tangled piano that winds
up, and ] wanted to get one of them
DO YOU sell such an Instrument
"You mean music box"
MAYBE Does music box wind
upPn
"Oh, yes; child can work it easily.
Can cause it to play all day long, if you
like"
ooh, I've got one of them now, You
mean the kind you bang with the fin
gersp"
"No; music box winds up same as
a clock, then it plays until ii runs down,
then you wind it up again, seep"
"rhis isn't the kind of wind up l
mean. want one that winds up same
as a man winds up his business, don't
care whether it quits on account of fail
ing health, retires with Il competency
or makes an assignment, so that it
winds up, I've got one of the kind you
have here and it never quits. have
seven daughters and they are all learn
ING to play I've paid music teacher
pretty near twenty dollars to teach my
oldest girl and she's teaching No. 6, and
No. 6 is instructng No. 5 and so on
down, and it takes all day and half the
night to go the rounds
II see said the piano exhibitor,
you want the furniture without the
noise
Exactly"
II am afraid there is nothing of that
kind in the market; you see it's the mu-
sic the people want"
mo! Is that SOP"
Fact
"Well, say, Haven't you got one that
only works eight hours day, has an
hour for dinner, closes at one o'clock
on Saturday, observes the Sunday law
and all the legal holidays? You ought
to have something OF that kind"
But we haven't I'll tell you what
you must do. Put a combination lock
on your piano and forget the combna-
ton. How'll that do?'
Good scheme, I'll do it, sure. Thou
sand times obliged to you, Can't you
run out and take something's --Cin.
SATURDAY Nght