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National Republican., 1882-12-02
TAYLOR g. HUFTY.
LANSBURGH & BRO,
42O, 422, and 424
Seventh. StEGGt-
Price Bulletin for the Next Two Weeks !:

At 10 Cents.
FUe casas Wool Filling Fancy Dress Goods,
raLue, 10 cents.
At 121 Cents.
Fire cases Wool Filling Fancy Dress Goods,
gdtue, % cents.
At IL Cents.
IWelve cases Plain COlOred Cashmere, value
Is cents.
At Is Cents.
Sir cases Brocaded Dress Goods, ralue, 80
cents.
At 121 Cents.
Eight cases 30-inch Wide dark Rubans, good
value, 25 cents.
At is Cents.
Ttge1ve cases beautiful High Colored PlaidS,
UaI,e, % cents.
AT 1S Cents.
One case beautiful Steel Grey Mixtures, uaIue
20 cents.
At 90 Cents.
Tuo cases beautiful Dress Goods, assorted,
Talue, 30 cents.
At 25 Cents.
Three cases 40-inch ride .Noada Cloth, udIue,
40 cents.
At 25 Cents.
Fiuc cases 45-inch aide Coiored Cashmere,
val,te, 45 cents.
AT 81! Cents.
Sic cases 45-inch wide Plaid Dress Goods,
actual yatue, rs cents.
At A5 Cents.
Three cases 4O-inch wide Az Wool Cashmere,
ratue, GO cents.
At so Cents.
Three cases 40-inch ride Az Wool Cashmere,
ratae, 65 cents.
At so Cents.
Two cases 44-inch qride AH- Wool iStoadc,
Ualue, rs cents.
AT 62l Cents.
7'Ho cases 44-inch ride AH- Wool Cashmere
rolue, S74 cents.
At as Cents.
Iwo cases 44-inch avide AH- Wool Cashmere,
raiete, S100.
National Republican., 1882-12-02
Tho Cold weather
Annth.r war nsnIarna.

win make you think Of overcoats. We have
enough OF them TO supply you all. Eseman
Bros, corner Seventh and K
National Republican., 1882-12-02
LOCAL MENTION.
MIR. e. M. sIcCOMAs.

Fourteenth and l. streets, says: "All
to whom have sold Browns Iron
Bltters speak OF II in tho highest
farms ~
National Republican., 1882-12-02

SPECIAL NOTICES.

bl95e UNIVERSALLY CHURCH, MASONIC
SS Temple. ccrner Ninth and i streets. SER
vices TOMORROW at II o. m. Sermon by the pas
tor, Rev. Alexander Kent. Sunday-sohool ut g45 a.
National Republican., 1882-12-02

BIRD MAMMA keeps canaries In constant song
and cures diseases; 10 cents at Druggists.
National Republican., 1882-12-02

Dressy men of Washington patronize Eiseman
Bros, Clothers and Tailors, corner Seventh and T.
National Republican., 1882-12-02
TllA HOya
military Salute,

Can all bo suited in Overcoats at EisemRn Bros.
the most prominent Clothicrs and Tailors, corner
nd
National Republican., 1882-12-02

BUTTER and cheese. See Hawhcy & Co.'s adve
tisement
National Republican., 1882-12-02

Fifteen
New lots of Overcoats received during this week
OF various shapes and designs Eiseman Bros,
Clothiers and TailOrs, corner Seventh and Z.
National Republican., 1882-12-02

You can publish a three.l advertisement Of
"Wanted," "For Rent" For Sale" or Lost"
three times for twenty-five cents in THE REPuB-
National Republican., 1882-12-02

We haveius opened fifty pieces fvequnrters wide
All-Wool Biarrltz, in steel-mlyed and other dark
shades, at 55 cents; actual value, ~.
One Billiard Cloth-the finest and heaviest
impored-in all the leading shades, at si15; values
$50 aso Is French Cloth Robes, reduced to sl2
from SIS. ono case Cashmeres, 40 inch wide. in cream
and NIL the light opera shades, at so cents. One case
AllWool French Dress Goods in stripes. dark colors
rs cents; value, sl,2j Thirty pieces 45lnch wide Col
ored Ottoman In all the dark shades warranted all
wool ami silk. At sl.25 value, sl.7a
National Republican., 1882-12-02
MAlhcrner nn,rr Evnrnn.r

:, JAr, Scrap, and Xmas pictures, J. Jay Gould, a
Ninth street.
National Republican., 1882-12-02

"Alderney Dairy wngons.v
Fresh Alderpey butter churnod every morning,
and delivered in lb. "Ward" prints at SOC per 10.
Also cottage cheese, SC. per ball. buttennilk. DC.
Per quart, and sweet milk DC. per quart
spcer's Port Grape Wine for Parties.
Physicians employ speer's port grape wine In
their practice in all cases where a pure wine is
called for and do all in their power to foster and
encourage its production. IL Is coming into great
favor among the most wealthy In New York city
as a family evening wine for entertainments For
sale by druggists and grocers.
THE highest cash prices paid for dresses and
gents clothing watches, jewelry. &c. Call on OF
address Herzog, sos Ninth street. near Pennsyt
yanla avenue.
National Republican., 1882-12-02

N5a5s NOTICE-THE ANNUAL MEETING OF
eS the stockholders of the Masonic Hall Aslo-
citation Will be held at Masonic Temple, Ninth
and streets northwest, on MONDAY EVENING
December T. 1SS2 at clock for the election of five
directors NOBLE ID. LARNER,
l.il Snrra
National Republican., 1882-12-02

n>1JSD THE NEXT REGULAR MEETING OF
VIZ the New York Republican Association will
be theannual meeting for III election of officers for
the ensuing year and will be lie at Marini's Hall.
street. between Ninth and Tenth streets northwest,
SATURDAY EVENING, December ., 1882, ut 1880
O'clock A. N. CLAPP, Prt tsident
n .l,I0
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
Why the Minister Laughed.

"Is this the Rev. Mr.. Mulkittle?"
said kind of out-0f-reason man. enter
ing the library Of a well-known Little
Rock minister.
Yes, sir; have a seat"
Il have called 70 transact a piece Of
business which to the world may seem
ridiculous. but which. viewed from a
spiritual cmincnce is Of importance"
What is itr"
want you 10 love me-"
Love yout' gasped the good man,
regarding the petitioner and inwardly
yowing that he had never before met
more repulsive human being.
Yes. sir. want you 10 love me-"
and he sat down and closed his ewes as
though he intended TO await the an
nouncemcnt Of the decision. The
command Is to love one another. I con.
fess that ! love yoT" and opening his
eyes he lecred at the preacher.
We'll, sir" said the minister, "your
demand after al is simple. I suppose
that you have been lost for many years.
and have just tasted grace, and that
you especially want the love Of min
isters Yes. love you"
Thank you. Now. when we love
any one we are willing to help him
Gimme a dollar. sir, gimme dollar
Out of the love you bear me, gimme
the dollar"
The minister arose. took down the
box and handed the visitor dollar.
GOOD bye 1 hope you win always
love me-" and the lover was gone
"How did you make it2' asked a
rough-looking :nan, when they reached
a street corner not far away.
"Fine. Never met but one preacher
that got away with me. and he was an
old Baptist tina insisted upon ducking
me into the river before he could love
me. Preachers like something odd.
The old style of striking 'em Is re-
pealed."
LET me see the money"
Here she is; new dollar. Let's
60 take something"
II guess not. The thing is coun-
terfeit." 1t was a vile imitation. and
the two thieves looked at each other in
silence. The minister poled his head
over the fence and laughed. The dol
lar had come TO him in a contribution
box.-Arkdnsoac Trdpeler.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
THE FAMILY DOCTOR.

ScIATICA. - Sciatica Is one Of the
most distressing and obstinate of nerve
pains, and any effectual way of afford
ing even temporary relief during the
severe paroxysms is thankfully received
by the sufferer. A French physician
thinks he obtains the combined inhu-
ence of heat and electricity by cover
ing hot fiatirOn with a wooden cloth
wrung out in vinegar and applied over
the seat of the pain. For many years
II has been his custom 10 employ this
method in cases of neuralgia and SCI
atica, and by repeating the application
two or three times day, not only tenn
porary relief but permanent curative
results have often been brought about
DR.. Foote's Health Monthly.
VEGETABLE PoIsONISG.--In a case
OF vegetable poisoning, emetics (the
sulphate Of zinc, if procurable) should
be used at once, the back of the throat
tickled with a feather and copious
draughts Of tepid water taken TO ex-
cite a'd promote vomiting. Where
these measures fail, the stomach pump
must be used. Neither ipecacuanha
nor tartar cmetic should be used 10
cause vomiting, as during the nausea
they produce before vomiting is
excited, the poison Is more read
lily absorbed. Vinegar must not be
given until the poisonous matter has
been removed, but afterward it may be
given in doses Of a wincglassful, one
part vinegar 10 two parts water, onco
every two hours in mild cases, but
oftener-to half hourly doses--in
cases of greater severity. Where there
IS a stupor the patient should be kept
walking about, and if the stupor Is
great cold water may be dashed over
the head and chest. Strong coffee may
be used where the narcotic effect
OF the poisoning is very marked. 1t is
all important that in cases Of vegetable
poisoning a medical man should be
sent for at once.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
jar Gonld's Son.

\ New York correspondent Of the
Boston Herald thus describes the mag
hihcent way in which young Mr. Gould
intends 10 run the Grand Opera House:
Jay Gould runs the Grand Opera
House, and his son George is to be as
sociated with Mr.. Abbey in the man
agement. Young Mr.Gould means 10
make the business enjoyable. at all
events. The right hand lower box, as
you face the stage, is transformed into
a sanctum for him. 1t has been isola-
ted by shutting off the passage 10 the
next box above, which is now entered
from the gallery. A dooSis cut through
the wall of the building into what for
merly was a yard, but is now built up
TO contain parlor, dining room and
reception room, all beautifully fres-
coed, and TO be gorgeously fur
nished. These apartments are accessi-
BILE by back way from Twenty-fourth
street, so that Mr.. Gould and his friends
can get In and out without mixing
with the audience, though they will be
n danger of encountering the perform
ers. II is understood that the dinners
will not be prepared on the premises,
but will be sent in from a restaurant.
The box opens also on passage leading
10 the stage, back of which is the
largest green room in the country. In
the festive days of Jim Fiske this
apartment was gayly peopled by the
women of the opera bouffe. who as.
sembled there when not actually EN-.
ployed in the performances, and made
brave show with their beauty and cos.
TUNES The hall. big enough TO hold
200 persons, has since been devoted
chiefly 70 thesstorage Of scenery and
properties, until it was cleared and
painted by order Of Mr.. Gould, who will
have It carpetehs decorated and fur
nished dazzlingly. lie evidently be
lieves in revival of the green room
whatever may be his ideas about tn,
est Of the drama.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
Bird Sections.

1t is so rare TO find dead bird un-
buried in a field or meadow that the
question naturally arises: What be-
comes Of their bodies? It win be
found by watching carefully. that the
orange-spotted beetles are the little sex
tons that bury sparrows. mice. squir-
rcls and even the larger creatures
which die in the woods or fields. They
shovel out the loose earth with their
broad heads. push the body into the
hole thus m..de, and cfen climb upon
Il to push Il more firmly into is grave.
Some naturalists think that The beetles
are drawn by the odor Of decay. an
we ought to be very grateful that 4
air i kept pure and sweet for us
these intelligent undertakers.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
CLIPPINGS FOR THE CURIOUS.

A German scientist finds that the
true color of perfectly distilled pure
water is a fine deep-blue green.
The New York, Chicago and st. Louis
railway uses a steam shovel that lifts
eighteen tons of gravel at one scoop.
The ground burns through the shoes
on the feet Of missionaries of Ceylon
when the mercury is at 100 degrees in
the sun.
The chamois is the only antelope
found in Europe, and the baboon, on
the rocks of Gibraltar, the only quad
rumana
A statistician estimates that the
people Of the United States have to
pay s23 minute for Congress while
in session.
a petroleum well has been discov-
cred thirty yards below the surface of
the water in the middle Of Lake Cha
pala, Mexico.
There is an Indian professor who can
destroy corpse in twenty minutes
with a patent chemical solution costing
only one dollar and sixty cents.
"The Natal Twin Association" of
Nashville, Tenn, pays $1,000 to each
member producing a certificate Of the
paternity Of pair Of twin babies.
A book that was copy Of the re-
port of the Society for the Prevention
Of Cruelty to Children poisoned child
in Troy 1t had put the colored covers
in its mouth.
In some parts Of Africa, where ants
swarm, they are said 10 form. at times,
a considerable portion Of the food sup
ply. They are used in some countries
in Europe for making formic acid, and
are subject TO an import duty.
1t is a mistake to think century
plants bloom only when they are one
hundred years old. In their native
climate, and under favorable circum-
stances, they will bloom when only
nine years old. The plant then dies,
hut numerous suckers are already
around its base 10 take its place.
Coffee, as its name imports. CofIpa
Arabica, is indigenous 10 northern Afri-
a, and was imported into Europe as a
curiosity. Not much more than l50ycars
ago a single layer Of two slips was
taken from Holland to Martinique, and
it throyc 50 well that II furnished a
supply for the whole Of the West
Indies.
/ The "Nilomctcr." or instrument used
In measuring the annual rise Of the
+ Nile. is situated on the Island of Roda.
/ opposite old Cairo. II consists Of a
/ square well or chamber. in the center
Of which is a graduated pillar divided
I into seventeen cuhits. The state Of
the river Is proclaimed daily in the
streets Of Cairo during the inundation
. by several cricrs. to each Of whom a
particular district is assigned. The
/ usual maximum of the rise is from
twenty-four to twenty-six feet.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
Don't Take II 10 Heart.

There's many 4 trouble
Would break like bubble,
And into the waters Of Leths depart,
Did not we rehearse IL,
And tenderly nurse IL,
And give IL permanent place in the beaT4.
There's many sorrow
Would vanish tomorrow,
We're We not unwilling to furnish the Wings
50 sadly intruding
And quietly broodinR,
II matches out all sorts Of horrible things
How welcome the seeming
OF looks that are beaming,
Whether ones wealthy or whether ones poor1
Even bright ~ n berry,
Cheeks red as a cherry,
The Rroan and the curse Of the beartacha
can cure.
Resolved, 10 be merry,
All worry 20 ferry
Across the famed waters that bid US forRetia
And no longer fearful,
But happy and cheerful,
We feel life has much that's worth living foe
vet
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21

A local English paper gives an nc
count Of a very intelligent dog in
Wiltshire. The animal was in the
habit of going every day to the rail-
road, and as the train passed the guard
threw out a Standard for clergyman
who lived hard by, which the dog
seized in his teeth and carried to his
master. One day the dog came back
to the rectory without a newspaper.
On inquiry the guard insisted that he
had acted as usual, but upon making a
search Il was found that Daily Tele-
graph, and not a standard, had been
thrown out, and the dog had refused
to have anything to do with IL.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
Building = Big House In Two Days.

The rapid increase of population in
Manitoba has stimulated the inventive
Reniuses of the Dominion TO contrive
houses that may be portable and quickly
put up. L. Forest. of Belleville. Ont,
has planned one that Is in three-foot sec
tions and dovetails together. A house,
for a hotel or boarding establishment.
has been put up at Winnipeg, over 100
feet long. two stories high, and divided
into apartments sufficient TO accommo-
date $50 guests. The foundation was
laid on Tuesday and the house was
completed on the Thursday following
-Northscestera LHmbermaH.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21

Six Of the most popular Italian
journals are owned by Sivnor oblieght.
who came TO Milan in 1880 with the
Austrians, founded an Advertising
agency in 1865. which he transferred
TO Rome and by degrees farmed the
advertisement portions Of no fewer
than 100 papers. amassing thereby :
large fortune.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21

diameter. The water was warm, but
not uncomfortably so until a few mo-
ments before he left when IL began to
be decidedly hot and to boil furiously
lie was found by the party who res
cued him about o'clock in the even
ing.
Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.


A Philadelphia man has invented a
shirt with sand-paper back. One
rub against rail fence cures the worst
case.
There is dog in Georgia that weighs
only fifteen ounces. Whenever ho
gets lost his owner knows that he Is
inside Of pound.
Great Pains Taken" is the head4
ing Of an advertisement in one Of tha
daiIies. Probably some man ate a
whole watermelon.
The present fashion Of using young
colored boys as ladies' pages is certain
ly not new one. Everybody has heard
Of "the dark pages Of history"
Heat the bread knife very hot when
cutting new bread" This will pre-
vent crumbling, and probably suggest
something TO say TO the next person
who picks up the knife.
When Fogg heard of a boy who was
terribly injured while playing with fire.
he quietly remarked: ~Oh, that's
nothing; he was only a little son burnt
Fogg ought TO be tanned, the heartless
wretch.
If you have a fight with fellow
about a girl make it a point to get
wallopcd and badly hurt. Girls are
sympathetic creatures, and she's bound
TO pity you and think the other fellow
a horrid brute.
Archibald Forbes, the English war
correspondent, is to get 5000 for his
proposed work on the United States.
We had no idea the United States
needed repairs so bad that the work on
them would cost 5000.
"Just taste that tea, said old Tyson
to his better half, at the supper table
the other evening. "Wcll. there doesn't
scen to be anything the matter with
it, can't taste anything" Neither
can !, and that's what I'm growing
at"
The remark. There's point where
endurance ceases TO be a virtue" was
originally made by one of the old mas
ters-one Of the old schoolmasters,
when he sat down upon a simple little
contriyance invented by the bad pupil.
Norristolrn Herald.
Mems night-gowns are made with
pockets in them" Thus in case the
wife Of a mans bosom calls for a new
bonnet in the middle of the night he
can Immediately pull out his pocket
book and furnish her with the funds
4 great saving of sleep to the hus-
bands Of the land.
Scientific men in Japan are said to
be discussing the possibility of utilizing
the internal heat of the earth. II
some Of these learned Japs would find
a way of utilizing and carting off some
of this summers external heat, we
should be glad TO use our influence to
get them the contract.
Even the poor despised tramp makes
his mark in this world. lie usually
makes it on the fences with a piece Of
chalk for the guidance of some forlorn.
disheartened brother tramp, who. see
ing it, may take heart again, or any
thing else Of value the careless farmer
may have forgotten to take into the
house.
"DEPoT."
Said Master Jones, "Now we must so
without delay to the deepo"
TauRhed sweet Miss Jones, 81 should say cog
Let's start at once for the daypo."
Smiled Mrs Jones, "In quick step, Oh,
Wen all run down 20 the deppo."
3rOaned Mr.. Johnes, "Ts's mighty hot
To drive you all 10 The depot"
These confiicsa Of pronunciation
Would not be If they called Il station"
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Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1882-09-21

Butter product Of the United States
-777,2l5,597 pounds annually,
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at is the remedy that will cure the many
diseases peculiar to woman - Mothers
Mngdzisls. 4 {,..if
ut haspassed severe tests and won en-
dorsements from some Of the highest medi-
cal talent in the country.''-N. Y. World.
mo remedy heretofore discovered can be
held for one moment in comparison with
it.H-Rey. c. a. Hdrpey, d. d., Washington, D. C.
This Remedy, which has done such won
ders, Is put up in the LARGEST SIZED BOTTLE
ofany medicine upon the market, and is
sold by Druggists and all dealers at @1.26
per bottle. For Diabetes, enquire for Var
HeT's Safe Didbetes Cure It is positive remedy.
II. II. WARNER, Rochester, N. J, =.
June6-6l-3y. a@
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NEVER REDUCE FOR EXTERNAL USE.

sure cure for the following diseases in
horses: Bone and Blood SPAWN, Ring bone
Curbs, Splints, and all classes of Callous and
Soft Jumps on Limbs or BACK; will cure
Fistula on the shoulder of horss s, Pole Evil
or Sweeny. and for internal use In horses,
will cure Collie and relieve Bolts in from 10
TO 10 minutes. Dose--From one to two table.
spoonfuls, to be given in one pint of milk
warm water, to tie up their heads and to
drench them with 1t out of a long necked
bottle. For Distemper and Epizootic give
the same amount in q bucket of water
the horse when dry will drink 1t. For these
last complaints use 1t on the throat until 1t
blisters; hold the bottle to their nostrils and
let them inhale the medicine. 1t is one of
the best remedies for these diseases. twill
also cure Thrush in the Feet. See circulars
accompanying the medicine for full partic-
ulars. Pay strict attention to the directions,
then the proprietor guarantees this medicine
TO do as recommended, and give full salts
faction to those who use it,. There could be
a large amount Of certificates OF cures pub
lished, that have been performed on persons
and horses but the proprietor cannot pos
sibly publish them al.
The H. II. q. has proven to be one of the
most sure cures for Pink Eye the new diseases
in Horses that is to be found will not fail to
cure If III ed freely on head and throat and @
tablespoonful put In the water when water
ed. One of the foremost veterinarys In the
country says 1t is ahead of any remedy he
has found for the above disease.
This Medicine took the First Premium at
the State Agricultural Fair. held in Phila-
the proprietor, d. Dodge Tomlinson. q di-
ploma Of merit for the above preparation.
D. DODGE TOMLINsoN,
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