Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-10-13
OR KALEIDOSCOPE.

poafders Is having few reuIinerative
guests
There will be a great deal OF public sym.
pathy Tor the Morris brothers, Of Long Island
who have been held to bail for stsbblny
man named Hyman. The latter was ..uusi.
cally inclined. - That Is he played the cor.
net in his boarding house. Another warning
against taking horns
The Altoona, Pa, man who leave, his safe
unlocked lest burglars should blow it up and
thus put him to the expense Of getting a new
one, is cqualed by the Philadelphia store
Keeper who does not advertise because he can
not attend to any more customers unless he
hires Il clerk.
An hour or two before the execution Of
l.antz, the French parrcdc, the director If
the Versailles prison asked him what he
would like to eat for his lust repast. "Somc
hprIootH, said Lantz. But We can not get
aptlcols in less than four or five months" II
will wait, was the calm reply.
y mean man says the telephone is blc.s.
ed Institution for women. because only ono
can talk through it at once.
Miss Mary Hall has been admitted 10 prac
ticc before the supreme Court of CONNECT.
cut. And now of course alI litirquts vil,
want to hire a Hall
John Browns tombstone IN the heart of
an Adirondack wilderness is covered bv -
heavy bon locked down to prevent the des-
truction pf the stone by relic hunters. Boxed
ill., that way handsome tombstone must be
great benefit to ii man Bo,iou Pest The
Past appears to have an idea that the defunc,
gels up every little while 70 look at his tomb
stone.
, -Four Philadelphian- and cat were made
} seriously sick by eating bologna. The in.
4uiry developed the fact that in HE it had
worn brass collar aud had been poisoned by
a policeman.
Amitc county Miss, claim, to bc the next
place to paradise. It has neither paupers
nor prisoners Bat then it /, only Alnite OF
e county.
Northern man with very tender c5u-
science, recently sent dollar to Southern
farmer fom whom he stole q turkey tutin5
the war. Ii the southern farmer. could al
, get dollar apiece Tor all the turkeys the bows
gobbled the south wolll soon be- rolling 10
wealth
Rev. II. Hoffman Of Lincoln, H.. has
been found guilty OF ly,p-, stealth. adultery
SANDER and swindlins. llcis decidedly Al
of man.
An advertisement in Wr'tcrn paper oil
tets fashionable piano tJr sale Mis-
. east was at i loss to know what fashiapa
BILE piano really Wa, but -hc has come to the
, conclusion that it is one that i banged f-
Tonhe'N Stitsman.
y Pari, street scene We are in the Rue
i St. l.alarTe. In Il doorway stands Il stool.
g On the stool stands hat. And in the hat is
. a large placard with the following affecting
inscription: "Charltablc gentlemen and la
;, dies, do not forget the poor blnd man--who
II has gone to breakfast
It Two servants of cGlUcttc are dscus-in.
e the visitors of the house. 1T seems to me
h says the first, that nowadays We never see
=. Monsieur - Monsieur Whist is his name
:. The straw colorcd beard :" All. yea The
If Deuge" Why do you call him the Del.
d uge = Because he rcigned forty days 49,
i. From TIC frtnrh,
IS Cantankcrous. Legal adviser drawing IN
II the old gentleman will Il m--secu- a
pity YOU should cut off your son with a slil
f.. ling. But, if you're determined hem 49,
what about the pictures. You have a very
g valuable collection, sir: r" Crus,v invalid
y "Oh, drat the pictures Lave EN- to the
4 blind asylum ."-LoHd2H PGnct
II \ party of 20 hunters and 10 hound; rot
:, after a fui near Macon the other day au,! tan
~ him six miles before they discovered that he
', " was country dog frightened out Of lis wits.
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4 tincntnl hotel was sndo,v siornI ' 'r'J ,,'1
!, InrIv embraced hi, n ,1,,,,'r -. '""
u ber Mrs nIant I, son"s ''''u Mio Ialtt
~ the rentlemnn had m.tncn hrr for r s,ia'
-, live and thr snirs,cr ,,ossoi 90; .i,',
" lille telling the incident friend exclaimed
,ympathlngly "Dcar me. how embalrtss
r ing Not at all" WAS the unexpected re
c PLY. # found it very refreshing 'r-p,
, qrtsS.
pbil,d.lnhis hoas,s -, man v,l,, ,rio, 20
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It Ill"n'Silt anu suus To '" liz Saving WOOD IN
d Tue oachYaru' IieI rainier aeFpIy depioIes
/ ,rooJ ,i ;I"ToS,,. % "'"a,S Ie"'t5 inc
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Il ,s--
e ~ lat bass was swimming around VITA Ter
e pump young daughter one day, when n
Il ihe;r rnsoI .7rbnrn ""S ,rUiirv '..,-'v
u ,yb;.nnrod uss pass sIo '.,ue, t"r vs.,
bait. "IIold on, nv child," cautioned the
mother. The bait is tempting, but beware
o of the hook which it conceal, "Oh iii
/ risk that at will he death to You. Take
u lllttncI UtlNlGc anu hunt Tor tTDrs W Ruf