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Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20

2uft, nod 9i6t nod 9esen nab unten,
ldbt tpeoer Dunit nod GuaIm na6 pten
paiiirenl Sn Der ,idneibissn" 9ltmos
ipbdre nun man fam lie idnetben n.eiz
nen mir in Der fh 2unge, 9laIe,
5ers uno Otagen laben barf aud oaS
DIR nibt leer auSgeben. llno ipeil bas
0emurrneI Der perlammelten 9lniuelenoen
ntdt DDllig barmonii6 ab5ultimmen mar,
neil bod elm oa3piihen our6fIingenbes
ainoer9ei6rei ni6t fir SeoernannS @e=
i6mad eIei9 einen YitonzSolo 3u erah=
ten fam Der Bier9artenipirtb auf ben ins
geniDien Ginfall, rie @sniiIle, bic iein Sos
fal 10 reridpenoerii9 btetet um einen
ObrenIdmauS su beret6ern: ct enga=
9irte Elm OrbeIter. SITS aud niht inn
mer Billie poer Stern - niht einmal Die
Spmpboniefapelle-lo itno e8 bod re6t=
i4affene amt8seri9tSoiener uuo Dtagi=
itratszgrefutoren Die bort ibre lSeiIen erz
tDnen laIen. ,g8ie i9Dn biIt Ou!" 10
iin9en Iie ben Garten an. llnb ,gSer
bat Did, Ou i6Dner 8aIo, aufSebuut 10
bod, ba brpben 2" 10 fragen Iie Die
Saornlteine, Die bes Sba9teS Utiinouns
ipie eli, Sitter um9eben ., iie iin6 berrs
LID, iie ftno reiseuo, oiele Serliner Siers
sdrteu llno bod tbun mir ibnen lln=
re6t! 9eiht ilberalI itno i6atti9e 9dume,
nibt iiberaa tit Suit erItideno uuo Der
SimmeI nur ais mifrosfopii6e gri6eis
nung ipabr2unebmen-D nein - es Stebt
AUDI nod anbere 8iersdrten in 8ers
lin. Da iino Sund9lt Die vfelt-
LID erIeu1teten" @arten. 9luf iez
ben DtenIAeh Der bort 8las finz
bet iinO fiiHf Gasflammen Dorbanoen
uno auf ie 30 @asHammen Elm Auaorats
| fuB Raum. 9amit Die Blumen ni9t
unter Der oiBe letDen, itnb lie BON Gilenz
blsb, unb neil ea8 Q9aller Der Spntaineu
perpunlten founte, lit eS nur = al fresco
senaIt Wtit Der Gintrittsfarte iber=
reiht unS Der &allirer elm Yadet IhtpeIB=
bidter IaI6entuher = er lpQte iie unS
ipenigtenS ilberreihen 6ier aber lit es
feline profane 8eamtenmultf, Die ourb
Den gliibenoen 8robem raul6t, bier iinD
es ,3iinitIer", bic nit beiBem 8emIben
unp utter pernanentem IranIpiriren ben
lSirtb se9en Die 9tnfIase, er ndbme eS 81
Iau NIT leinem Geiddft pertbeioigen.
Q8iro bod iOsar nebenbei = Ibeater 9ea
ipielt - llno NOD cine lebte Sprte iol-
der ,,8drten" lit 5u persei6nen. Seine
@eIbperIdpenpunS, fein BAUM feline
0tuiif unb bod 8opf an 3opf beIebt,
Gin Sudden a8pbaitirter BOOen ein8e.
faBt bon @beuipuIieren, im belten Sal
sel6mildt nit einem balben 0ubeitr
Sleanperfiibeln - pdriiber elm 3eltoad
geipannt ba5 ben 0immel nidt einmuI
ieben unb Dem Wii6maI9 bon 8eril6en
ni9t eiumal emporitei9en ldBt basu
ferner areile erlter 8ilte, Speiieu mt
alIerfeiultem Ramen uno Bier BON aller:
SlpeifeIbafteItem 0erfommen - oas ii
aud elm 8ierearten
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20
Der 2stergartsm ulaerDGt6 oer
SfaOf JSerfiu

lit cine gang belpnoere Gtgentbilmlt6z
felt. JSaS bic llm9ebung 8erltnS
all lanbl6aftIi6em JtstS bat, lit eigentlib
crit i'm Isstsn 5abrSebnt 10 re9t entoedt
tpcroeu; ieOenfaa5 aber lag 9lQe5, tpas
an ansiebeneen 8unften etipa pprbanben
mar, DieI gu tpeit ab, um auf tdsli4en
8eIu9 re6nen gu bilrfen. DAB ober Der
8erliner ft6 mebr ais irsenoper fir Die
,,irinew Bseme" intereiirt bat i6on
Seine in Ieiuer faultil6en Utanier ersablt.
go lit e8 benn besreifli9, baB man Dem
Sange na6 sriinen SIdttern bur9 Iu5=
nuBuns iebeS freien 6lefaens Groe ein
Geniise 81 inaffel iu6te. $50 INNER iiA
binter benz 0aule elm Streifen unbebauten
Eerrains porfano, ba tpuroen eiu Baar
Saltanien=, oOer aud tpobl Slnbenbdume
aeflanst, Der 8oben ipuroe planirt, nit
8ies beitreut, lopiel Giide uno StabIe,
aIs irseno Blas faupen ipuroen reibens
ipeiIe nebeneinanper seltellt, eine 8a8Ieis
tuns ansele9t unD Der u8iersarten" mar
fertia QSas fragt Der Serliner bana1,
oaB ibid ein Stlf6en baumbeIbatteten
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ferntelte Aebnli4feit NIT einem Gar
ten" bat? DAP bic SUIT ieIbit
in SauItens perflu6temL bumpfen
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in ben 2ibti9a9ten bic riassum BON
tburmboben 9dulern einserahmt peroen,
na6 feiner Seite bin einen 4usblid ba=
ben uno auf eenen Der pierefige Iu5s
I9nitt beS srauen SimmeIs, platt, spie
Elm Oedel auf benz Iopf, gu liesen
Iheint? Der SpeiIen nid,t immsr lieb=
liber Duff, Der @silt unIerer 8etrdnfe,
Der gen 9immel perOampft, oaSu bas
glrpma aud Der biIliSiten Gisarren uno
niht sulebt bic GuSounlhife elmer Ans
sabl oibt sulammenSepfer9ter Meni6en
bas 9lQeS miiht lib nit benz STUB, Der
aus ben benadbarten giien bsrniebers
| fdllt, nit bem auflteiseuben SanDItaub,
ben ieber S6ritt ieoes 9tiifen zines
StubleS erseast su einer ItmDipbdre, bic
tpcbl gelsben, begriffen aber niht Be.
icbrieben iperben fann 8ersebens bat
ber IururiDis 3ns, Der burh unlereGpode
tpebt, iol4e @arten nit g8aNer seritaus
benbsn Gontainen selbmldt! 8ersebenS
! iit bort i'm Minfel cine 8lumenperIoo,
iuns aufseitellt, BON peren 9tesalen bic
| ainDer Der Jlora ibre 2ieber bernieoer.
| bauhen! Bersebens entIeert iid iOgar
9taraterS @iebfanue iber ben Dierear.
tsn--isiuss8aums bi4tss aaab Iabs MID,
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81 u 8 b E M GIp1iu

llnisr 8eri9teritatter aus Dem Ssnieits
idreibt uns, pab ieoer Reuansefommene
baieIbIt NIT Der 6rase empfan9en tpiro :
Q8ie iino Sic geitprben ? = Dtan begriiBt
iib nit Der itebenOen 9teoensart: 8ers
gnlste Gipi9feit /!
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20
Oall;e Summer 81.
Die Todter Daspbert SO bns
f~ta ,
frieb 3.

2ebrerin: 9lun Iiebe Stuffed,
nenne mir NAL einige berabmte srauen
Nuflica: 2putie bon SOB, Ileta
Rbpiif, 4lma Diater, 9lnna 9ponene,
Gap Gier, Sopbp Std, Sara @ofIa, unb
Die Clara bon glbrabam Sancta.
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20
Strenees 8erb o t.

2ebrer Gin Die alaile treteno y Sier
Iiesen ia 10 piele JtuBiaaIen 3erltreut !!
Mer 1T baS geipeIen?
gs erfolgt feline 9nttport.
2ebrer: Ber bier in Der 2laIie nod
einnal 9luBl9alen iBt, miro nit 3ipet
Stunoen Arret beitraft!
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20
Sanfts Epbssart.

Gin 8erbreder mar gum Tobe perurs
tbeilt. 9luS fDnisliher Gnabe ipurbe IS
ibm isbo6 freiseItellt, Die IpoeSart ielblt
su beltinimen. ,9lun" iaste Der DsIins
qusnt, ,ipemn i9 bod einn,aI iterben muB,
bann tpable ih hrOniide 9erspsrfettuns!"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20
Ger ansebenpe Ratbemati=
FER

Batter GU ieinem Sobns, nit Sem er
tiber 5elp Sebt aun 5ris, fDnnteit Du
mir ipObI lagen, tpie man am lei1telten
Die 3abl ber 5daafe isner Sssrbe, bic lid
bort unbertummelt, ermitteIn fonnte 7
Grib: 0etpib, papa; id dadble einfah
bic Hsins unb oipicirs bar& bier.
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3 8 8 ps.

Cine bereits perbIibte Sungfrau diBerte
in elmer 8eielIIdaft, iie niOdte gerne in
Der Staat5sSotterie 1pieIen, fDnne ie6ob
feiu 2oo5 auftreiben. Gm antpeienoer
6err, nit ettpaS linfiIdem 8elen; fpelher
ibon Ianee auf Elm Sors, ieop9 ubne ieg=
Iiden 8etpinm SeIpielt bate, unb benz los
nit Die Suft gum Spielen idou iebr Derz
gangen par, oa6te bier fannit Ou 3atb
i5affen. Glei6 barauf 5iiste eS Der i3uz
fad, baB oieIe beipeu BerIonen in elmer
9fii6e allein Suiammen trafen Der Serr,
nur an baS pprberise Geiprd9 oenfenb,
erlaubte 1id bic bsI9eiOene 9lnfrage, pb
Die Dame 8ensist IeL Iein 2ops NIT ibm
81 tbeilen $3.50. ysSa" rief Die dltIi6e
S6Dnbeit IisbIih errDtbeno unp fiel benz
utht ipeniS SerbIlfften un ben sails.
Der Serr ipa, BET Ieiner ibm angeborez
nen S9Idternbeit, gar feinen 8eriu9
mebr sema9t haben, Die ibm aufgeordnste
8raut ilber tbren Srrtbum auSufIdren.
gnt tie hun9 geo6rdpbi1de
q men. GiniBe 9toti5en sur Gntltebung
9ep9rapbiIher 9tacen i;nD In sSolgenoem
sulammengeIteat. Gin neuereS Beiipiel
pafiIr, in ipeIb' tpunberli9e 6orm aabe=
fannie g8prte umsegpiien iperoen, giebt
Der glusOruf Botu. Seiner be6ienen
iid nad 8. Dtaspar (Jeiien in SlOafrifa
184O-1857) Die Y6Iter bes iaoLihen
9lfrifa aIs elmer glbfiirSuns beS giamenS
Bprtusal fur europa poer baS 2anb aller
Q8eiben. Hotu beiBt alp bort europa.
Sautolosien, bur9 SneinanDerlhiebnng
perIdieosner Spra6ltdmme gu erfldren,
iinb II. 81: 8lasenfurt in arain bon
benz feItlI1en 98ort clachan, speIcbeS
idpn Die Surt" be5ei9net. aean
muB 1ib tpobI ben 0organg folaen=
bermaben pDritegen: Der Name, BEN
bic erlten 9lnlieoler saben nno Der ae=
ipbbnli9 iebr einfa9 mar, ettua ipie bier
oSurt", y@aher", u6luB" u. I. ip., iuiro
bon bem neu anriifenoen 8oIf ais Gigens
name aufsefaBt, in ben 2auten Der frems
ben Sprade offenbar aud ais unterIhei,
benoes 9SDrt benubt uno BON ben neuen
Nnf6mmlinSen gar nidt ielten burh Elm
9Sort Der eiaenen Sprade perl1naert mil
gang berieIben on oieIer GteIIe geracs
6arafteriitiidea 8epeutuns. so finoei
man bas feltilbe Nort fir Waijer du,
unb baS anssliadiil6e beck - Bad IN
benz Grte Durbed in 9pttinabam5bire
gang entipredenb oem oeutlAen Durbah
pSer nod fompIisirter in Wansbeck
water, baS aus brei sIeidbeoeutenbsy
IbeiIen, bic nur perldiebenen 9lIterS iir,n
beItebt Der 8ergnan.en Mounshen
jerlaw an Der DarrOipqneIle serIeet ma,
III baS norndnniIbe mount, nas anae[
/ iddiiide blaw = 5iiseI uno bas feIti{u
ben Yair - YarrOpSblgeI. uebesboup
bieten bic Ieidt perfoigbaren Ginipanbc
runsen aaf britiiden Boben tppbI 81
slnitislte 0eIesekbeit au joIGsu }pradb
Iiden Sdaberdbereien. 2lber aud 1
Suoeuropa lai1en iid Yeijpisle anti!hrea
i 10 benefit Der eine itaIielss{de Ran,s ri
| ben Mstna Mongibello. Vie 2Iuf<;na1ber
i foIse Der Dep5lferungs( 5idien bier &
4 1Sicilisn, ba bic erite S6Iffe hos ifnlieni
Ili9e bic s,ueits Oas r1< i{ft sr
(Di6sbsD ilr aniss i &.
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Wannigfaltiges.

llnanSenebms 8ei4dfti9ung.
8alt: y&elner, babeu Sic 3unge 2"
SeLlner QhnelD ySatpobl !"
8alt: ,Dann Ieden Sic bod sefdui8lt
bieIe SlieSenlpuren bier pom GeIler !"
Westliche blaÌˆtter. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1865-1919, 1882-08-20
SeItio mer Troft.

,9l6 Gott, 0err Dottor! Der S9ritt
in Die gwisfeit 1T eben gar elm i9tperer
S9ritt !"
yGlauben Sic ba8 ia ni1t, mein liebsS
Rino 3uiest seIinst er SeDenL ieIbit
benz nnsei9idteiten!" !"
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Dag tdalidle Uolksl,Iaft

iOst per son (otms sonntagsbIatti 1920 per Sabrs
sa6o has 3aIbe Sa9r uab $3.50 Sas wisrtsliabr. Mtt
5onntassbiatt slf 20 per 5abr $500 has baIse Sabs
unS 50 80 bas gisrtsliabr.
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Die NpaeIih d euhe.

,,&arI, mo is oenn Die Iante
Die iibt brauBeu I'M SeIp uno tbut
Spasen i9reden."
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Cine 2eftion.

SlHC y GtLAID II.
Sin S6uiteriunge bat in elmer faIten
Binternant bei Itarfem @latteis nod ei=
nen 9Seg fir ieinen Yieilter sa NADER.
Muf ieinem g8ese fommt er aud an elmer
4pptbefe boritber, Oeren sSnbaber nidt
Notwithstanding Sanb ober 9li6e aeftrelit
bat. Gr fIiuseIt ben 9tpptbefer aus leiler
iiiben gtube uno ruff ibnt nabosm bieIer
unter Sdinpfen unb 5luasn seDHnet BAT,
freunbIi6 Su:
ySie, Mdnnedenb tpenn Sc fpieber
WaL MID ftreien molen, bann ieben &c
penisitenS en- 8eIen Dor be Ibier, baB
ner ii6 be Gno6ens suIammeu febren fam,
ipenn mer au5rutidt."
Cine 0i9terprpbe. Ser Sas
beIotdter M. 8. 2i9tper bate in ieiner
Ginbbeit einen 2ebrer, Der aus allen Isis
nen SdaIern Oi9ter MAIDEN poate.
Sebr bduft9 be5et9uete er Elm 5bema,
tpDrauf bon Sebem Elm 8erS eeli,fert
tperben muBte. 8elonbers befrieoigenbe
SeiItungen beLobnte er init einem 9lpfel
Dber elmer anoeren &leinigfeit. Ginit.
tpurbe Die 8el9idte &atn'S une AbeI's
bebancelt, uno Der 9lIte perLanote barlbes
ipieber einen 9tetm. Oerienise 2i4tpsrs,
ipeLder Iautete:
Der bDIe &ain eri6lu8 ben frommen
9lbeI,
Da tam Der liebe 8ptt nnb idIug ibn
auf ben ShnabeI"
tpurbc prdmtirt, uno Der 2ebrer faste ba.
BET gerubrt vSd0u brab, nein S5bnz
9en, aus Dir tpiro einltmaIs elm san3er
0ihter tperpen."
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07
HOW TO SUCCEED.

II is law OF our nature that every
man can excel in his vocation, and a
steadfast principle in business ,ha, every
man can succeed in his calling. Do
not, then, stand ON the brink of some
desired enterprise, shivering and trem-
bling, but boldly plunge in and breast
the waves. You may not achieve all
that has crowned the efforts of some
men; but you can dare to do all that
becomes man.
]; is urged, there are no vacant places.
True there is great press of people
downstairs, tut there is plenty of room
upstairs. The world is rigid word,
but in the long iun il is an cminently a
Just one. II never needed mca worse
than to-day. 1t isu6aeking for worthy
men to bestow its h6hors on.
The times are sitting the candidates
more vigorously than ever before. All
the business thoroughfares are crowded,
but the great mass of men are getting
up some new patent process by which
TO overreach fortune; or they are taking
some short cut to success while the few
who stick TO the old beaten road are dis
tancing all their competitors.
Whatever you do, do it well. You
need not be shy of your ambition; the
world respects the man who is trying to
make something out Of himself Let
your aspirations ont and give your in
spiration full play. BE strictly honest
be above mean act; be conscientious.
BE pleasant with your superiors; be po-
lite; be gentleman.
Read the newspapers; read good
books; read the Bible. Advertise your
business deal with dispatch pay your
debts; don't smoks; don't chew don't
swear don't drink.
Cultivate self-devotion blow your
own trumpetto moderate degree. lie
as the Lord commanded Joshua, every
courageous.
Pattern your morals after the worlds
model, thct Nazarene. Concentrate
your energies upon one aim. Never
permit "give up" a place in your vo-
cabulary. Work hard be patient I;
hope for the best and il you fail to
reach the goal of your aspirations, you
will possess the proud consciousness
Of having done your best, which, after
all, is the noblest 'success in life. -
The highest praise bestowed by the
Great Master was, "She hath done what
she could"
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

so rapiG as to be clearly appfesA
The rivers and smaller streams OF o>-2
Atlantic States are visibly smaller than
they were twenty-five years ago. Coun-
try brooks in which men now living
were accustomed to fish and bathe in
their boyhood have in many cases to-
tally disappeared, not through any act
Of man, but solely in consequence Of
the failure OF the springs and rains which
once fed them. The level of the great
lakes is failing year by year. There are
many piers on the shores of lakeside
cities which vessels once approached
with ease, but which now hardly reach
to the edge Of the water. Harbors are
everywhere growing shallower. This is
not due to the gradual deposit OF earth
brought down byriyers or Of refuse from
city sewers. The harbor of Toronto has
grown shallow in spite Of the fact that
II has been dredged out so that the bot
tom rock has been reached, and all the
dredging which can be done to the har-
Dor Of New York will not permanently
deepen il. The growing shallowness OF
the Hudson is NOR. evident above Al
bany than it is in the tide-water region,
and, like the outlet OF Lake Champlain,
which was once navigable by Indian
canoes at all season, the upper Hudson
is now almost bare OF water in many
places during the summer. In all other
parts Of the world there is the same
steady decrease OF water in rivers and
lakes, and the rainfall in Europe, where
scientific observations are made, is man.
festly less than it was at period within
mans memory.
What is becomming of our water2-
Obviously it is not disappearing through
evaporation, for in that case rains would
give back whatever water the atmos-
phere might absorb. We must accept
the theory that, like the water Of the
moon, our water is sinking into the
earth's interior.-Ael0 York Times.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

.ss~o.1ege, Tor the college leads rather
from than toward the farm; but the
farmer who would acquire that knowl.
edge which he most needs must gain his
education while engaged in his work,
as Elihu Burritt did his. He should
read the literature of his profession as
found in papers and books, and he
should learn to read by the page or
column, and skip whatever he does not
need. He must also learn by observa-
ton, first learning how to observe
Then he will investigate, and study ma
ture, ask her how such and such things
are done, applying the answers to prac-
tical use in the management Of his own
soil. He should learn to think clearly,
and TO discern the adaptation Of things
and then TO use them. In following n
course Of investigation and reasoning,
his rule should be, hew to the line
wherever the chips may ay. And when
he has thought out subject he should
try TO express his thoughts either in
speech, writing or by action. In speak
ing, learn to speak carefully and with
SNaeAhNSSs WIN many hiitiuk - utOiG
difficult than talking, but remembering
that things that are easy to acquire are
not always the most useful things TO
have, the thinking farmer should learn
to write out his thoughts, that they may
reach out through the press into larger
field of thought. Writing and publish
ing is profession Of faith, but to con-
firm ones faith he must put his thoughts
into action. This will require constant
experimentation and ndinvestigation. DO
not lay away too many jobs to be done
on rainy days. The farmer should not
need to work .;IS days in the year, but
should take time for reading, writing
and study. He should have recreation,
too, though much recreation can be
taken while the hands are not absolutely
idle. Much work may be done auto
matically, while the mind is busy in
other fields. In short, the farmer should
be a student through his whole life.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07
THD IDEAL CUP OF COFFEE.

wish II were possible to impress
every cook with the convictions hold
upon the subject of boiling. More mis-
takes can be made in carrying on this
process than almost any other; things
that ought to be are not. II is easy TO
make these mistakes there comes
time in baking, frying or boiling when
injured nature revolts and burns up
But thing may boil until not a vestigc
of its original condition remains, and
unless the water evaporates it maygo on
boiling for hours without reminding one
by smell or smoke that il is spoiled
Nothing suffers more from this treatment
than coffee. To make the ideal cup of
coflee-the almost unaitainable-brown
and grind the berry at home il ismore
trouble, but the result is so satisfactory
that you will be more than paid for your
,ators. Then have the water boiling
when it is poured over the coffee. II
you use the ordinary tin coffee-pot, be
sure TO stuff something in the nose TO
keep in the steam and fragrance (and,
by the way, do not try TO use one Of
these for lifciime.) Our own coffee.
pot being sent TO the tin shop to be re-
paired, We tried the experiment of max
ing coffee in 4 new tin pail with a tight
ly-fiiting cover, and such coffee have we
had that the tin pail has been in use
month. 1t is Of course little extra
trouble to polr it into presentablc pot
for the table, but il is enough better to
pay. There is nothing so nice to settle
the coffee as an egg. Mix the egg with
the ground coffee before pouring hot
water on. II eggs are expensive, you
may economize by measuring the coffee
two mornings, and dividing the egg -
or mix the coffee, adding little cold
water, and divide this, taking great care
to cover that which is left very closely.
Cream adds the crowning excellence,
not only 10 the taste but To the good
looks also. There something magical
in the rapidity with which the dark, un-
inviting liquid is changed into a lovely
brown by generous spoonful Of cream.
Those unfortunate beings who cannot
get il must use scalded milk in which
the well-beaten white of an egg has been
stirred.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07
Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair
RemeWer

l. scientific combination Of some Of the most
powerful restorative agents in the vegetable king.
dom. II restores gray hair TO its original color.
II makes the scalp white and clean. Iicures dan.
druh and hunOrs, and falling. out of the hair. II
furnishes the nntrtivc principle by which the hair
u ncurished and supported. II make, the hair
moist, soft and glossy, and Is unsurpassed as
hair dressing. II is the most economical prepare.
ton ever offered to the public, IT. effects remain
a long time. making only an occaslonal appliea-
ticn necessary. II IL recommended and used by
eminent medical men. and officially endorsed BY
the State Assaycr Of Massachasetts. The popu-
larity Of Halls Hair Rcnewer has increased with
the test of many years both In this country and In
foreign lands, and II Is now known and used In all
the civilized countries Of the world. For sale BY
all dealers.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07
THE MODERN YOUNG GIRL.

I'm an only daughter young girl,
A spit-curl and frizzes young girl,
Alinguishing. dainty, all powdery and panty.
St up till n young girl.
li would be aesthetic young girl,
A iote on the arts young girl,
A poet in embryo, don't know thing you know,
Al on the surface young girl.
Pm noysireading young girl,
A lie awake until young girl,
A romantic, half crazy. but terrible lazy.
Let ma do the work young girl.
I'm lookout for a catch young girl,
A match EN- up quick young girl,
half dotL proposing. and bag 'em when DOING.
Hold on 20 your game young girl.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

bs1 One Of the most prolific causes Of
contracted heels in horses is allowing
their shoes to remain on too long. Il
is seldom We hear Of horses having con-
tracted heels when worked regularly
every day. Few persons are aware Of
the importance Of removing a horses
shoes, which should be done at least
every month OF six weeks. II is too
often the custom 10 allow the shoes,
after having once been placed, to remain
till worn out.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

H@-A story is told Of an old farmer
whose son had for long time been os-
tensibly studying Latin in popular
academy. The farmer, not being per-
fectly satisfied with the course and con-
duct Of the young hopeful, recalled him
from school, and placing him by the
side Of cart one day, thus addressed
him: "Now, Joseph, here is fork, and
there is heap of manure and cart /;
what do you call them in Latin ?"
"Forkibus, cartibus, ct manuribus," :"
said Joseph. "Well. now," said the
old man, "if you don't take that forki-
bus pretty quickibus and pitch that
manuribus into that cartibus, Ill break
your lazy backibus." Joseph went to
work forthwith.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

BDrA conductor on the Union Pacific
Railroad put "dead beat" off his train
politely once; kicked him Off three
times then, finding the impecunious
in the car again, inquired "Where in
blazesare yougoing, anyway "Well"
said the not-to-be-got-rid-of, "I'm going
to Chicago, il my pants hold out but
If I'm going to be kicked every FIVE
minutes, don't believe I'll make the
tripl" The conductor let him ride a
little way.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

Dy-"Doctor," said a waggish par
ishioner to sound, yet somewhat dull
preacher, al think ! must have pew
nearer the pulpit than where l now
have it," "Why," said the parson,
"can't you hear well where you are 2"
"Oh, yes" was the reply-"but that
amt Il. The fact is, there are so many
people between me and the pulpit that
by the time what you say gets back to
where am, II is rs fiat as ditch water"
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

b0rMiss Susie NJ. Russell, editor Of
the Duluth Hcekiv, says: ''When things
go to ID X how c ID they b come. -
The most c ID thing we know Of this
season Is the Q cumber; beware of il,
Susie, o. Il viii w up. Watch for II,
wait for H."
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

pD-The difference between a cat and
a comma is that one has the claws at
the end Of the paws, while the other has
the pause at the end ofthe clause.
The Baltimore County union., 1882-01-07

DY-Neither Of them was over ten
years old. One leaned agains the fence
and the other rubbed his back against
the lamp post, and they eyed each other
a long time. Then one Of them said {:
"My mother has got new scalskin
sacque, and yours 'hain't." "I don't
care" replied the other, "shc frizzes
her hair and uses paint, and that's jast
as tony"