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IT MAKES NO
DRUNKARDS,
Breaks No Hearts, Excuses
No Crimes.

DR.. David Kennedy's FAvoRITE REMEDY is not a
disguised enemy of the human rGce where 1t cannot
help, 1t does not harm. FAV0RITE REMEDY is a
combination of vegetable alternatives. 1t does not heat
infame the blood but eoos and purifes it, In all
of Kidney troubles Liver complaints, Consipa-
ton of the Bowels and the delicate arrangements which
aflct women, the action of FAvoRITE REMEDY is
beyond praise. Thousands of grateful people volun-
tary testify to this in letters to DR.. Kenncdy and
with warmth and ullness of words which mere busl-
documents and certificates never possess. 1t
makes no drunkards, excuses crimes, breaks no
hearts In its coming there is hope, and in its wings
there is healing. Dr. Kenne would have it under.
stood that while he engaged in the introduction OF
his medicine, Favorite Remedy he still continues the
practice of his profession He treats all diseases and
performs all the minor and capital operations OF
surgery.
Dr. Kennedy's "Fayorite Remedy" for sale by all
druggists slOO BOTTLE address DR.. David Kennedy,
Rondout, n. Y. oet.5,-4w.
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The amount of work horse can do and do
it every day. Sundays and all, without injury,
is about 12 miles. This is the limit found
most profitable upon horse-rairoads and stage
lines where horses work moro slowly and
rest on Sunday, they will bear longer day.
work. When fed ju1iciously and worked
regularly, horses continue servceable till 25
to 30 years of age. Any one who has never
seen the thing tried, would be astonished to
see how much horses win do, even upon ice,
without any shoes the frog, when it bears
upon the ground, is the organ of touch in the
horse foot when he can feel the ground
with 1t, he has confidence, and this confidence
is more than half the battle. A horse can do
a great deal II he only thinks so, and is not
discouraged but give him sharp calks to-day,
and lot them wear dull tomorrow, and he is
in far worse condition than with bare feet
John Russell 10 Fdrmors' Meeting.
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MISCELLANY.
SIGNAL LIeHrs.

once knew a sweet little girl named Mary.
times she went with him to sea and it was
on one of these trips that the accident of
which | am going to tell you happened
One day she sat on coil of rope, watching
old Jim clean the signal lamps.
"What are you doing? she asked.
am trimming the signal lamps, miss, !"
said old Jim.
"What are they fora" asked Mary
To keep other ships from running into
us, miss. If we do not hang out our lights
we might get wrecked"
Mary watched him for some time, and then
she ran away and seemed to forget all about
the signal lights; but she did not, as was af-
forwards shown.
The next day she came to watch old Jim
trim the lamps, and after he had seated her
on the coil of rope, he turned to do his work.
just then the wind carried away one of his
cloths, aud old jim began TO swear awfully.
Mary slipped from her place and ran into
the cabin, but she soon came back and put a
folded paper into his hand.
Old Jim opened it, and there, printed in
large letters-for Mary was too young to
write-were these words: Thou shalt not
take the name of the Lord thy God in vain,
for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that
taketh His name in vain."
The old man looked into her face and asked,
" What is this, Miss Mary?'
ut is a signal light, please. l saw that a
bad ship was running against you, because
You did not have your signal light hung out ;
tiAAn sht- yam had fara IN - ~ N.Y.
Old Jim bowed his head and wept like a
little child. At last he said, You are right,
missy. had forgotten it. My mother taught
me that commandment when | was no bigger
than you, and for the future will hang out
my signal lights for might be quite wrecked
by that bad ship, as you call those oatbs
Old Jim has large Bible now, which Mary
gave him, and on the cover be has printed,
"Signal Light for Souls bound for Heaven. F"
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THE GREAT LAKES. Lake Erie is only
sixty or seventy feet deep /; but Lake Ontario,
which is SOC feet deep, is $50 feet below the
tide-level of the ocean, or as low as most parts
of the Gulf of st. Lawrence and the bottoms
of Lakes Huron, Michigan and Superior, al
though the surface is much higher are all,
from the vast depths on level with the bot
tom of Ontario. Now, as the discharge
through Detroit river, after allowing for the
probable portion carried off by evaporation,
does not appear by any means equal to the
quantity of water which the three upper lakes
receive, It has been coDjectured that sub
terranean river may run from Lake Ontario.
This conjecture is not improbable, and ac-
counts for the singular fact that salmon and
herring are caught in all the lakes communi-
eating with the st. Lawrence, but no others.
As the Falls of Niagara must have always ex-
listed, it would puzzle naturalist to say how
these fish got iuto the upper lakes without
some snbtefran-an rivers moreover, any
period cal Obstruction of the river would fur
nish not improbable solution of the mys.
teri0us Aux and fehux Of the lakes.
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VAN DYKES SULPHUR SOAP

Is superior to all other soaps 1t is combined with Sui
phur in its pure unaduerated state, which enters the
pores OF the skin being absorbed into the blood through
the minute capares and thus acts upon the skin,
whether it be healthy in diseased condition, both
locally and constitutionay thereby eliminating all
healthy action II produces hneness, purity and
freshness ofthe complexion which is uneqnaled, and
bathroom complete without il II makes he skin
soft clear, pure white and healthy is cleansing de-
odorzing. disinctng. soothing. healing and purify.
ing dandruh chatting, ulcers sores. erupiops
roughness and redness OF the skin relieves itching
burning and stiuging Of the skin and irritation oil
biting and singing insects will relieve itcbing Piles
when nothing else will have any effect Ask for VAN
imitation Sold by druggists Aschenhaeh 4 Miller
Projectors NO. soi caliowhill street. Phadelphs IA
Dec. 22, 1seO-fy
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EYsILAGE.-At d meeting OF farmers
club at Pittstleld, Mass, the following facts
about ensilage were elected
E. NJ. Washburne, of Lenox Furnace, gave
the results of his experiences for two years
with two silos, one of 300 and the other 70
tons capacity. The former cost $500 and the
latter $3.50. They are built of concrete and
filed from his barn floors. Tho past year he
raised ~ acres of corn, costing $l32, or "a
cents ton, and acres of millet, at cost of
$4S, or cents a ton The total cost of ensl-
age was 81 03 ton. One silo bad $50 tons
of corn and the other 80 tons of corn aud all
the mllet covered ana weighted with one foot
of stone, aud the preservation has bsen per-
feet. He advocated building smaller sios,
and about II feet deep, for too much weight
in deep silos presses out the jnice. s. A.
Hickox, of South Willamstown, built this
season silo Of 1870 tons capacity. Two COWS
fed on ensiage and grain as an experiment
made five pounds more milk day than those
fed on hay, grain and ensilage. III. A. Bar
ton, of Dalton, has built three small sos,
each 10 by 10 feet and 16 feet deep, one each
for Spring. Summer and Fall crops, and,
though filed late and inperfectly, his expert
ments, especially with com and clover, have
been very satisfactory. e. M. Washburne
had found by bis experiments with ensiage
alone that in flavor and color the butter is su
bperior to that made in August and Septem-
ber II. A. Barton, of Dalton, thought that
with grain, 10 pounds Of ensilage is sufficient
for one feeding for each animal, and is equal
to 25 pounds of hay. The milk flow has never
been SO large in his dairy as this Winter.
Other speakers related similar experiences,
proving the superior benefit of ensilage.
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For the first time in many years there is
now peace among all the civilized nations of
the world. There may be war against saw
age tribes, but even this, in Tunis, appears to
have been brought to close. Where the
fire will first break out it is difficult to tel,
but it will break out, sooner or later. HUI
manity has not learned to turn the spear into
he pruning hook, &c.
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POETRY.
PATIENCE.
BY MRS. W. H. POWERS.


II your foes torment and taunt you,
Ifyour fears harass and haunt you,
If the world seem dark and dreary,
" Wait wee aud dinna weary"
II the hopesyou fondly cherish. =
Dashed to earth, seem sure to perish,
Wait W tn patience for tomorrow
No mans life is wholly sorrow
If your plans don't work to please you,
II the Fates should yex and tease you,
you can, be bright and CHEEKY,
Wait wee and dinna weary"
II God give you leisure, take It;
IT'S His gift, a blessing make it;
Faith in Him no whit abating,
Serve His will by patient waiting.
Or, if work, instead oil leisure,
Pain. instead of longed- for pleasure,
HoNsoe'er your lot seem dreary,
Wait wee and dinna weary"
This hldepeaden
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A J1lI7 All other lininents have failed,
al II TRY DIR, WARES
T. ECTRIC RELIEF!T

BY taking internally il will cure cholera, cholera
morbus, diarrhea, dysentery, eramp, collie. asthma,
phthisic influenza, spasms, sick headache, morning
sickness, heartburn, stomach, pain In the back
and sunstroke. Applied externally II will relieve you
OF rheumatism. neuralgia throat lumbago, ear
ache toothache infaed breasts mumps govt pleurisy,
Wounds contracted endons leeorrbea swollen joints,
stings and mites of nsecs Sold by druggists and store
keepers generally. Wholesale depot N. W. corner Sd
and callowhill Sts., Philadelphia Pa.
June 23.-Iy.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

under table.
The fop is the only man who thinks swell
of himself.
Man wants Init mi. hara ha,ou .,a :.
gets it.-N. O. Picavuae.
r. ia eas;sr for mil. - s,o. t,o,,,. .,an
for a man - do hns;aas. n,;.hof. aa,ans;s,n
A start for psnnsn,,on;. da.a E,o III
men nv these nressn,s
m,
narlor d;d NOT ,r.,,o h;s..,au
n"o e',"sy husoahus are not popular,
close
~ sss s.sss,s :. ~ - sas :. saa1
mneh ,,
m.
,,hon 49, :, na..e So a., - 80. osss ST. ,'
- ~.
rn. ,
po.;,;'.a ,...., sp''o
Ia.r,.a -. 'Ns''
s '-'"'''
-, - ssoe.'e 49, nov - s
- - e e' ".''A Wv VIZ
Ihere are no pumps where the cocoanut.
=, !. r;,,,,,a,; go. ~,
~, -"
Why is the loser of money by the drop
game like TIA man Who wants his dooo H
usually has to "whistle for it.n
There are not MANY men in the world who,
AGAINST wall whenever he barkad
enc 7 shall ,eave NM w;ea ,o,h;,o ), eo;a
old Grubbs; "sbe ALWAYS Ind her win and
now III have mine.,'
A., - ,,
g ST., -. -, ), C......,s re-
cen,,enan aro al,,,.aa ;, - -, -
o. s'e'
o'' an e'o'a'of an a'eV'a'of' as
,,,rdor;no r,o,,ah h., ,,;,,, a,,,a,',..;..
c,,,sta,oes
,,, -
i'0 'e''o" WY NC" ie'' 'esoiFes are SO
now Ian = FORCE, 10 o,,n, :, dann p1,,a.1,,nts
o1ronicle
=
ii"u a' o"' ''oae" ye''- o0S'o" f0Se. "hy'
st,,o :, ~, - ~. - 80, ~
sgsr ''''
-, Do' NV" away Soat eiu noui oar'eS'
w Ssa isssS ~
dollars.
An exchange says the difference between n
hungry man and a glutton is, lone longs to
eat and the other cats too long - @rliag-
ton HaUkeye.
Shakespeare asks, "Whats in a name?',
Well, it's good thing sometimes. Not nee
essarily for publication, but merely as a guar
antee of good faith. +
Charity vaunteth not itself, is not pulled
up ana yet som G men expect a pun every
time they give dollar to an INDECENT old
womans society.
Scientists assert that an angleworm on q
fislI-hook suffers no pain. We now ander-
stand why they squrm so. They merely
want to take little exercise.
Young Clergyman lat a clerical meeting)
81 merely throw out the idea" Old Clergy
man" Well, think that is the best thing
you can do with it,
"Inquirer asks: "Can man be
Christian and play euchre ?" The opinion is
that he can play euchre, but he probably will
not win if he is conscientious.
F,;srdsh;n. WIN ara Won alive vat NV
old fris,do T heard %, were dead }, 81 ;cs
friend. Won are. You didn't even come to nv
funeral.n
aye. ), s,;d Da;sv at tb;,k Jack !. in
Iowa iii, mo ue hasn't ,o,d mo 80 Init
hon Harry Rircb oscor,od ma bon,e eron, tba
rau,,, lao. ,,;oht LII, ,ooLoa nc,a ,,d ~ a.v
ho toni an o,nortr,itv W throw an awfui
hard SNOWFALL at Harry's doe.n
7. !. ~ - Tho nn,a;n.h,a shine ~
o,b;os low noon,o doc,da az nro,,nt,v as IN
how ,,,,lo rain and had voa,her Il takes To
,oon than, avav from nr,ver-meetino and
low mreb 10 reou;red 70 leen them ,wav
from n cood show
1;,,,a A,;ca wos crv;,o h;,,e,,v and on
IT.. o,,o.,;o,oa oonfaesoa ~ han;no ro.o,y-
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Quick as a Wink!
Che Sun.
NEW YORK, 1852.


THE sun for 1882 will make its fifteenth annual reyo
luton under the present management, shining, as al
ways Il ALL big and ttle and gracious, content
ed and unhappy Republicans and Democrats, depraved
and virtuous intelligent and obtuse THE SUNS light
is for mankind amp womankind of every Sort but its
genial warmth is for the good, while it pours hot dis
comfort the blstering backs OF the persistently
wicked.
THE SUN of 1868 was newspaper of new kind. 1t
discarded many oil the forms, aud multitude of the
super 6uous words and phrases of ancient journalism
1t undertook TO report in fresh suecnct uneonren-
tonal way all the news of the world, emitting no
event Of human interest and commenting upon affairs
OF this experiment was the success OF the SUN
1t effected permanent change in the style Of Amsr,
newspapers. Every important journal established
in this country in the dozen years past has cen mod
elled after The SUN. Every important journal already
existing has been modified and bettered by the force of
THE SUMS example.
THE SUN of 1882 viii be The same outspoken TRUTH
By liberal use Of the means which an abundant
prosperity affords. we shall make it better than ever
We shall print all the news putting into readable
shape, and measuring its importance not by the tra-
ditionai yarstck but by its real interest to the people,
Distance from Printing House Square is not the first
consideration with THE Sun. Whenever anything hap
pens worth reporting we get the particulars, whether
IL happens in Brooklyn or in Bokhara
In politics we have decided opinions and ac-
cusomed to express them in language that can be I'M
derstood We say what think about men aud events.
That habit is the only secret OF TIE SUNS political
course.
THE WEEKLY SUN gathers into eight pages the best
matter of the daily issues. An agricultural De-
partment of unequaled merit full market reports. and
liberal proportion Of literary. scientific and domestic
intelligence complete The WEEKLY SUN, and make II
the best newspaper for the farmers household that was
printed.
Who does not know and read and like THE SUNDAY
SUN each number of which is Golconda Of interesting
literature with the best poetry Of the day. prose every
line worth reading, news hnmor-matter enough 70 MI
good-sized book and infinitely more varied and en-
ter aiming than any book big or ttle2
II our idea OF what newspaper should be peases you
send for The
Our terms follows
For the daily iour-page sheet q tweuty-eight
columns the prize, ~ mail post paid Is y cents
month $3.50 year or including the sunday paper,
ii art page sheet OF itfy six columns the price IS
65 cents per month $40 year, postage paid.
The sunday edition Of The sun is also furnished
separately at ~ 20 YEAR. postage paid.
The price Of the WEEKLY SUN eight pages! hf'y-six
columns, is 81 year postage paid For clubs Of ten
sending $40 we will send an extra copy free
. address l. w. ENGLAND,
= Publisher Of 1.-THE Sun. New York City.
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ROSE OF CASHMERE HAIR TONIC
L. A. MILLER,
1851 Arch ST.. PHILA, Pa

Is the Best Hair Restorative and Hair Dressing known
1t softens and beauties the hair and gives
II rich lustre.
Il is richly perumed and renders the use of pomades
hair oils, &c, unnecessary.
1t is excellent for an Irritating inflamed scalp.
1t never turns rancid
1t is made from the of the Valley of Cashmere
and being entirely free from Lead sulphur and other
poisonous and Irritating substances, is highly priced
by thousands who have used IL.
1t has a worldwide reputation because it does Its
work effcctualy
To give the public opportunity ofthorougy testing
its xcelent qualities. we have put into the market
large bottle for 80 cents Your Druggist sells IT,
Manufactured at N. W. Sd and Callowhill SITS.
Phila, Pa.
Dec IS, 1880.
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LAMBERTvILIE j. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY /, 1882
=
SMALL-P01.

The spread of the smallpox is getting to DO
all to give the public the benefit of what, in
their knowledge, will tend to stop the spread
of the disease. We, therefore, append a re-
cipe which has been used with success in hun
dreds of cases. This recipe has been Endorsed
by the most scientific school of medicine in
the world-that of Paris-as panacea for
smallpox. 1t is as unfailing as fate, and con-
quers in every instance. 1t is harmless when
taken by well person. 1t will also cure
scarlet fever 1t has cured smallpox when
learned physicians said the patient must die
Here It is:
Sulphate of zinc, one grain.
Foxglove (digitalis), one grain.
Sugar, half teaspoonful.
Mix with water. two tablespoonful. When
thoroughly mixed add four ounces of water.
Take a spoonful every hour.
Either small pox or scarlet fever will disap
pear in twenty -four hours. For a child,
smaller doses, according to age.
To keep the pits from your face, it is only
necessary to use croton oil or Trask ointment
the latter being the milder of the two
which can be rubbed into the breast, and by
this means all the eruptons of the skin will
be attracted to that spot. The croton oil
remedy is used in the English army in India
with almost unfailing success. Included in
this treatment is some light purgative medi-
cine. such as Hamburg tea. But in either
treatment there can be no danger, provided
the patient has fresh air to breathe and is
kept comfortably warm.
To avoid the danger of catching smallpox
it is only necessary to keep the Interval sys-
tenn in good condition and the person clean
by frequent baths.
For disinfectant in room where small
pox patient is lying, cut an onion in two
parts put them in separate corners of the
room, where they will attract all the foul all
and purify the room. When the patient be-
comes deirious, put half an onion in each
hand it will draw the fever from the head.
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Or. JONES' TARAXACUM TONIC

OR Dyspepsia Medicine, Vegetable Compound whose
virtues have stood test of forty years Is infalible
In the Of Dyspepsa, General Debility, Chronic
Heartburn st. Vius' Dance Pain in the Stomach Back
and Chest Particularly adapted 10 all Female Disea-
SEES no matter what the age of the patient may be
Price rs cents. Sold by druggists.
ASA JONES, Prop'r, Sl9 N, Sd St, Phila. Pa.
June 23-1y.
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A Clergyman in Scotland preached few
Sundays ago from the text: IF ye do not
repent, ye stall likewise PERISH The wife
of farmer who was present went homo and
told her husband that the text was " If you
dom pay your rent You shall leave the parish"
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GRocEas SELL AscHENBAcH & MILLER's
FAMILY CHOCOLATE,

au article superior in quality and lower in price than
any other in the market prominent and experienced
New York physician gives it his opinion that choco-
late is preferable coffee because it adds strength
to the body life to the exhausted BRAIN quies the
system harmonzes the workings Of the digest
i've organs, ana gives purity to the blood.
For superfne CONNECTION, ask your confecioner for
our Sweet spiced Vanilla Chocolate. Aschenbach &
Miller I'd and Callowhiil SITS Phila., Pa. Sept. o.
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DR.. WARMERS PUMONAIS.

is household word with those who have used II, be-
cause its work quickly and eeetually in of
Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness Influenza, Asthma, Bron-
chitis' Whoopng Cough, Group Pains In the Breast,
a bottle ASK your druggist for 1t. Wholesale Depot,
n. W Cor. 3D. and Caowhil SITS. Pha:. Pa. Sep. Y.
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TOO much absorbed in his business " was
the comment of a Western newspaper ON the
death of brewer who was found drowned in
a tank of his own beer.
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"Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
Let me hide myself in Thee -

With the song seemed to come strength.
Another and yet another was encouraged to
renewed effort. Soon in the distance boat
was seen approaching. Singing still they
tried, and soon with superhuman strength
laid hold of the life-boat, upon which they
were borne safely to land. This is no fiction.
1t is related by the singer himself, who said
he believed Toplady's sweet Crock of Ages y
saved many another besides himself and wife.
- Western
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A TRUE INCIDENT On board the i'll fated
steamer Seawanhaka was one of the Fisk Uni
versity singers. Before leaving the burning
steamer and committing himself to the merci-
less waves, he carefully fastened upon himself
and wife lfe-preservers. Some one cruelty
dragged away that of tho wife, leaving her
without hope, except as she could cling to her
husband. This she did, placing her hands
firmly on his shoulders, and resting there I'M
til her strength becoming exhausted, she said
&C | can hold on no longer
"Try little longer" was the response OF
the wearied and agonized husband. T" Let us
sing Rock of Ages" And as those sweet
strains foated over the troubled waters, reach
ing the ears Of the sinking and dying, little
did they know-those sweet singers of Israel
whom they comforted.
But, 10 ! as they sang, one after another Of
those exhausted ones were seen raising their
heads above the overwhelming waves, joining
with last effort in this sweet, dying, plead
ing prayer
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DETERMINED SUCCESS. writer thas
talks of the great things that may be achieved
by determined wildly an intense, continuous
act of yolion to do and be such and such
thing - forgets that this power of willing
strongly is, to large extent, gift of nature,
and as rare as any other good thing in the
world. As sensible writer says: "a ma n
starts ON his career with tact understanding
with himself that he is to rise. It is step-by-
step progress. He probably has no distinct
aim. 1t is only in books that he resolves
from the first dawning of ambition to become
owner Of such an estate, or bishop of such a
see But he means to get on aud labors to
that end. He fixes his thought beyond i'm
mediate self-indulgence, chooses bis friends as
they will help the main Design falls in love
an ai--. a.--,,----ae-
ring to vague but glowing future, learns to
work toward it, and for its sake to be self
denying and lonc-sighted. HIS instincts
quicken he puts forth feelers, which men
who take their pleasure from hand to mouth
have no use for ; he lives in habitual caution,
he refines and enhances the natural discretion
which doubles the weight and vane of every
other gift, and yet keeps them on an unob-
strusive level leaving itself the most notable
quality, till he is universally pronounced the
man made to 60 on by people who do not
know that it is a steady will that has made
him what he is"
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A young man feels that he has not lived in
vain when be duds bis picture exhibited 10
the ahowcase Of photograph gallery.