Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-03-18
PITH AND POINT.

THE man who leads dogs life prob ably barlls for clothing house.
 SOMETHING that will keep, but not desirable to have on hand-a wart. A PROFESSIONAL beauty, though two words, is really only one silly belle.
 WHEN a bald-heaaed man buys a duster, mohair would be most appro- priata
 A CONNECTICUT woman was appointed constable, and the first thing she said was: "Now shall catch a man.
 WoULD'sr hear the pun that Hero made,
 Embracing on the sand her
 Wet lover? :. Sweet TI-ipsI7 he said;
 And she cried: ' Leanderr'
 A HARTFORD divorce lawyer said to his minister "You and I live ill the right State for one another-what you Connecticut p
 WE kRow a cat that WAS dIoHrleettll eel, isf, n, the creek. Next day the eat appearedat the back window, with the creek in its back IFhitehalt Times.
 JONES, getting up from his dinner in a quiet way, remarked to his landlad9 that he had found everything on the table cold except the ice-cream.
 SAM KEARNEY, of Illinois, killed his wife because he couldn't make her sit down in chair. He didn't begin right. If he had told her to stand up shs would have sat down.
 |" I WOULDN'T care to be tho pretticst girl alive, simpered a swain as he sat ill drawing room. "Indeed! Why not?' was the response. Because" said he, ''Pd rather be next to her."
 "ToMaIY, did you hear your mother why don't you go to her at once ? "Well. yer see she's nervous, and it'd shock her awful fl should go too sud dent"
 SOME one has formed 1,G51 English words of not less than four letters ill the word "regulations. " This may be pleasant kind of work, but it is not so profitable as killing potato-bugs one at q time.
 A LITTLE boy was asked if he knew where the wicked finally went to. He answered "They practice law here a spell and then go to the Legislature. It was painful operation for that boy to sit down for few days.
 HA1LoAr With this exclamation the hunter came to an abrupt halt. | (Ihe concluding chapters of the thrill ing and absorbingly interesting st ry of "The Scout and the Indian will be 1 found Ill our waste basket)
 HASH. When all the world is ycung lad, And all the trees arc green, And every goose a swan, Ind,
 And every lass queen, Then hey for boot and horse, lad, And round the world aHzay Young blood must have its course, lad, And every dog his day.
 NEVER marry for wealth, but remem- Der that it is just as easy to love a girl who has brick house with mansard roof and a silver-plated door, bell as one who hasn't anything but an auburn head and all amiable disposition. | WHILE waltzing round the ballroom gay, Biade bright with ights and mirrors line, She turned her face from his away
 '' Pray, what's the matter, darling mine?
 Has what I said given thee otfense?
 Has aught I've done estranged thy heart?
 Turn not from your sweet face hence
 l cannot, cannot from thee part p
 !" flow foolish, Fred you know I'm fond; And as we pass yon pier glass bright,
 only look from you beyond To see if my dress hangs rigbt.p
 LAST summer she was eating green corn by gnawing it from the cob, when her teeth became entangled with corn silk. Oh, dear" she said, impatiently, {" 1 wish when they get the corn made they would pull out the basting threads P
 A BURLINGTON shoemaker, according to the Haa0k-Eye, got tired of his trade and began to practice medicine The | -c4o t71ya +1o loo tors practice is his habit of plunging a crooked awl into the patients foot couple of inches, to see if he IS sound.
 "WHERE are you going?' said a young gentleman to an elderly one in a white cravat whom he overlook few miles from Little Rock. ''I am going to heaven, my son. have been on my way for eighteen years. :" Well, good by, old fellow! If you have been trav- cling toward heaven for eighteen years, and got no nearer than Arkansas, T will take another route.
 A FUNNY story comes from the leaside, in connection with the decease of a we'll known hotel-heeper, who was more famous for his good heart and pride in the healthfulness Of his hotel than for his adaptability to modern ideas After his death, woman, who had often visit ed the hotel, made a call of condolence upon the widow, who received her cor dially, and was much pleased to talk of her husbands good qualities, her own loss, etc., but suddenly, wiping her eyes, she exclaimed $ But it is 8 great com fort to me, Mrs. C.. that poor - died in such 8 healthy place"