Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-10-12

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him. IN that case, as lively as the boys
with hands full of stones event for'' the
hogs.
The interior OF Mr.. Tilden's new mansion
at Crane rcy park is to be decorated in such
q manner that 1t viii eclipse in finish any
thing OF the kind in the country. So It's
said; but unless the decoration includes
loving wife to sew on his saspeDder but
tons, and SO forth, the statement is an ex-
aggeration.
The Galveston Netos says that the most
most painstaking and conscientious judi
cial officer known was f justice Of the
peace who learned the ira 40 Of locksmith
in order that he might know how to open
an inquest. He would have been more of
4 wonder had he learned to close one to
eVerybody's satisfaction.
IN sentencing a criminal at Sandivilie,
Ontario, who had been extraditad by the
United States, Chief Justice Hagerty took
occasion to contrast the Giiatoriness OF
Canadian officials IN surrendering erimi-
nails from across the border with the
promptness displayed by the United States
under similar circumstances.
The Huntington (Me.) Chronicle states
that there is a youngster IL that town who
has decided that the belief OF our daddies
hat two parallel lines will never meet" is
fallacy. The recent expectation of mules
from Missouri has probably led the young
scientist to conclude that there is room for
at least one more jackass i'll Maine.
Prince Bismarck says he would rather
hear an Italian hand organ or an ACCORDION
than piano or an orchestra. This shows
that the prince has Il splendid ear for mu-
sic; and the fact that he gives the hand
organ the preference indicates that he
never heard an American fife and drum
corps. We infer that if Bismarck were to
hear solo on a COW bell, he would be
transported to the realms of bliss.
The New York Tribune published a
bogus interview with s. S. Cox, in which that
gentleman was made to predict the cleo
5icn of Folger. Mr. Cox promptly COM
PEELED the Tribune to retract the false
hood The Tribune said: I'VE cheecfuNy
acauit Mr.. Cox of all responsibility for
those expressions. The reporter who
missrepresented Mr.. Cox viii not inter
view anybody hereafter. for this paper.
It is reported that President Arthur, the
other day. while disporting himself at
Alexandria Bay. dipped for Il day or twc's
fishing into Canadian waters. Was not
David Davis president III fact, while the
acting lecum tenens was out OF the coun-
try? And having left the country. can the
acting executive return and lstitutionai-
~ and legally resume presidential func-
toms? Here Is q chance for David Davis
Viii he not contest that quasi seat Ii the
executive Chair?
On recent night masked burglars en-
| tered the residence OF John E. Morey, i'll
Rochester. n, Y. They were discovered by
young lady member of the family, whom
they assaulted, Getting large cash i'll her
shoulder, and then gagged her and tied
her to bedpost. She released herself and
again surprised them il another room,
when one OF the party threw Il lamp globe
at her, and cut her severely. Tie noise of
the breaking glass aroused Mr.. Morey and
his SOD The burglars fed without having
secured any plumber.
In the sermon which Rev. Henry Ward
beechef recently preached upon the thirty
i-fth anniversary of his pastcrate of P.y-
mouth church, he is reported to have said
that lie never went sideways out of the
house of God.' Well. what is there ,e-
markable about that: He probably waited
until The aisies We're clear and haC no oc-
caslon to initiate the habit of that crusta-
ceous animal which always goes sideways.
ii dumb animals could talk, how the lob
ster could twit the crab upon his .:side-
ways" propensities.
Sixteen years ago George T. Reynolds. a
stock-raiser at Griffin. Texas. was wornf;ed
III skirmish with Indians. an arrow en-
tering the abdomen and passing through
the abdominal cavity, Such q wound is
almost invariably fatal; bat he pulled the
shaft of the arrow out. and aIthouol, tho
head broke off and remained in the body
he astonished everybody by recovering
within ten days. A few days ago he felt pain
III the back, near the spine, and q surgical
operation brought to the surface the st.ai
o'Ao~-ASdu tIithC HdO taken sixteen wears to
work its way through his body.
The I. Y. Star gives the. following ac-
count OF pious, parental discipline: Last
Thursday afternoon Miss Ida Van Sise. :,
young daughter of John Van Sise, a Meth
odist class-leader al Woodbury., L. 7, went
IN buggy to Huntington with a young
man whose company her father had for
forbidden her TO keep. When she came
back, late in the evening, her father corr
PEELED her to disrobe, and then horse |
whipped her and tied her up in the garnet, |!
where she had to stand up all night. She |
is now sick IN bed from the effects of her |
punishment. The father claims that he !
punished her with moderation.
Boston is By far the largest market for !!
boots and shoes in the world There were |
shipped from there during 1880 over two |
and Il quarter million cases of boots. shoes |
and 'rubbers" 10 interior and coastwise
ports, the cases holding from twelve TO-
seventy five pairs per case, but containing
at a low estimate. over 5OO0OOO0 pairs.