The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-12-30
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BLACK SHEEP.
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL?
Say, OLD ~SUNFLOwER, what is That
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns


trying to do with those Calling gunsg
Why. OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with MUsH
and then discharging them.
But the charge comes out at the WRONG END
Yes, OLD PICKLES., the OLD MAN is So foolish he
cant see that
shop THE OLD HOUSE, not the HOUSE THAT JACK
BUILT. bnt the house that the Duke of Edinburg slept
in: and that he had some OLD CURIOS. an old carriage
that Q9een Anne or Qaeen Kalama rode in; and also that
he had bought par, OF the OLD CHINESE THEAThE,
and had procured lots of Chinamen's TAILS to have on
exhibition.
wonidn't chnrn." SO he has got in a new role. after the
government work.
Yes, OLD PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
put the GOOD to look out for his hocks. and
he says the Government has been FLEEcED enough; it
for them; but. at the same time, he don't wish to be sell
fish in the matter; he has made ample provision for all
that may come TO him. He has Sota fine lot of MORENO
RAMS, (nothing to do with those ram-rods that l spoke of
and any one wishing can buy one of those Rams and then
can have a fleece of his own. II GO WEST buys one of
be likely to get tina FOOT ROT and other diseases to
mend q preparation made of one pound of Soft SOAP,
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
The preparation as given above should be diluted with
will not iniure the hair. But these diseases seldom get
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
Say, OLD s~UNFLowER 1 saw Nj: Patty riding in a
beautiful wagonnette last Friday. Well sir. 1t is one OF
Now. look here. OLD PICKLES, you can't come any of
your smart tricks on me; 'you know very well that all
those nice jobs come from the " Government Factory"
s 81 oins street, 'nA' Is the D''' anu tue DoSS
o. Say 1 n0w so 9t fd2 y sTNF M0op sEM s1sk sense Who
what, for my BODY BUILDER 1 have got a little
fellow from Louisville, Kentucky. who can discount any
Now. OLD ~SUNFLowER, what are you giving us!
What has become of that young man that made bodies
for you beforer That young man that uses Bears Oil
o, he has gone up town. to work for that man ON Fort
Oh yes that slim man. don't think he will ever be
No, 1 think not he has got u taPe-worn- 1 never saw
a man yet get fat that had one Of them things
Say, OLD SUN. I think that OLD MAN DOWN IN II
SWAMP can beat you ON painting.
OLD Sun. he told me he had the best painter in the
Kingdom.
1 had no reason to disbelieve him.
Who did he tel yG9 he hsd1
Yesi Did he tell you he had F, H.. Harrioon We'll,
now now y tS stop Iss stf t@ 9og months' NOT VIII
Now. OLD SUN, none of your soft sonp. Who is be
to work fort
Why. he is with me.
1 do. OLD Pickles. Go West gave him such a good
name, and told people that he was the best workman
Kings work. and the King would have nobody but him
So you went for him and got himi
Well. OLD s%UNFLowER. what has become of the
= Green Harp " painter you had some time ago?
q, he has gone over to Frisco; gone to look for Dennis.
What Dennis?
Dennis Kearny.
What. the Irish Agitator
Yes, that is the man.
Why, what in the world did he leave you fort
90. Why, his painting was done so horribly II used to
scare horses; 50 I thought the most quiet way was the
How is it about your Trimmer. OLD
That is the man; 1 thought go West got him
Yes, he did but he did not keep him. He agreed for
got him back, YOU BET.
Then you have got all OF those workmen?
you, OLD PICKLES Some years ago there was another
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
the New York Tribune. He used to give advice to all
young men to " go West" Well, this Go West was liy-
old family by the name OF Ransom in New Jersey. The
went to church, whilst the old woman was somewhat in
clsned to go TO church. Some of their GALS were get
0ugnt % - IN rhSrrh AID Iet the 6NIS r ge IN sncget u t bi
get them in society they might die old maids. So she
made an impression ON the old man, and hs consented to
20, to crafty mammals wishes; but still. ut the same
time, the old man was not very anxious about it, Finally
d. Mother. l have not been la the church since we were
married, so l think the old dominic Will make some re-
marks about it" Says the old woman :. Yon talk like an
old fool. the dominic may not know that We are in the
usher seated them ali right. and the two GALS: but tho
kept eyeiug the old man. and the old man dropping his
head. hnally the old dominic in the pulpit rose up. open
ed his hymn book and commenced to read tsusly, % Re-
and sail, &" By Jove, mother. what did l tell you about
this" But the old woman insisted that he didn't mean
RansoIns in this house. You cant fool me on that, 1 can't
hoist that in" SO home they went and haven't been to
West. That young man was q reader of the Tribune, aud
he saw the " go West " in it. so he got up aud got, and is
now III the swamp.
Well. OLD Sun. that is quite a comparison, but no
about that Old Junk Store
Well, OLD ICKLEs, 1 am worried with you,
Have YOU any objections to being called S~UNFLOWERT
Not at all. OLD PICKLES, on the contrary 1 think 1t Is
ouits a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar. poet and
apostle Of EstheIielsm, has given to the Sunfower and
the Lily the most prominent places in the Floral World;
the Lily for it's purity and delicacy, and Snnhower from
it's resembling to the Golden Orb of Day. 1t inmate
rial to me whether 1 am dalled a Sunhower or 4 Rose.
THE Rose by any other name will smell a. sweet"
Well just once more. OLD sun, have you any
CURIOS?
Not many, OLD PICKLES
Give us q few, OLD SUN.
Well. / have a shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, a tooth
from the mouth of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
Head, That comprises my principal stock of CURIOS.
How Is TINT. OLD PICK ..ES?
Well. OLD PICKLES, L have a lot more, but it is get
ting late. and time is money. still l ought to say some
thing more about that Go West notice in the papers. and
would do SO, If 1t were not so soft and silly. thought
that iocos-pocusrhincus would have done better for the
amount paid for II.
Now, just another question, OLD sun, have yon any
thing 10 say for yourself:
Yes, OLD PICLES, 1 might say II great desl. but l
don't want to hurt the feelings of the OLD NAN IN THE
MARSH. so 1 will merely add that if you know any per
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired. trim
med or painted, or who wants anything III the saddlery
line. or who requires iron work OF horse shoeing, send
them along to the
Pioneer Shops on King Street,
where all such work is done IN the best manner and on
the most liberal terms.
other hand and steam tools made and repaired.
Carriages, Expresses, Lumber Wagons pattern of the
Putnam Cart or Horse Breskl MILK agons. English Dog
carts. etc, made to order.
All varieties of Harness on had or made to order
Splendid Saddles and Brides, suitable for use on the
occasion of The Coronation.
Fancy Brides made and on hand
Also, Material, spokes Felloes. Hubs, and all other ar