The news., 1882-11-07
Slciss Diseases.

.sSwayne's Ointment Cures the most in
.sWayne's Ointment veterate cases skin
'Swayne's Ointment disease such as lei :
''1Swayne's 0intment") ter. salt rheum,
.'Swayne'S Ointment" Sscald head BARRIERS
'sSwayne's Ointment itch, sores ali crus-
'Swayne's Ointment (ty scaly skin itch
''Ewayne's Ointment ing skin eruptiohs
"Swayne's Ointment and that distressing
.'SwayDe's Ointment complaint. itching
.6wayne's Ointment piles, the only Ell
"9wayne's Ointment (fectural cure. no
'SWayne'B Ointment" matter how Obsti
'.Swayne's Ointment nate or long stand
'Bwayne'E Ointment Ting. Ask for 1t and
take no other. 1t cures where all else tails
Sold by all prominent druggists.
Mr. Talmage asks: what is the dis
tinctive feature of to-day's religious
press? We should say that it was its ly-
ing about its circulation and its hypocrisy
of its religion.
PiLes ! ItcNimg Piles
The symptoms Of fitohing piles are moisture
like perspiration, intense itching most at
night, seems as II pin worms were crawling
in Or about the rectum, The more you
scratch the worse they itch; very distressing.
The private parts are often affected. DR..
Swayne Ointment is the most effective rem
edy extant for this tormenting complaint.
Gives rest at night without the desire to
scratch. Also has no equal IN quickly eredi-
eating letter, itch. salt rheum, erysipelas
BARRIERS itch. pimples, all scaly. crusty, itchy
skin eruptions. Here Is the proof: Certain
ly the best remedy ever used In nv prac
tice." DR.. Cotton Woodstock, vt troubled
with itching piles for over twenty years. 1t
cured me completely L. s. Messer, Eniield.
Ne. Sent fifty cents Gn three cenI stampsj
Philadelphia. Pa. Sold by all druggists.
Enquirer: II is the waters and not the
horse-racing that draw people to Sarato-
ga. But the waters are undoubtedly the
most beneficial during the racing-season.
"Charles, DEAR" she murmured, as she
strolled along the other evening, and gaz-
ed up at the bejeweled armament, (which
is Venus and which is Adonis?r.
To C0ssstspsptives.
The advertiser having been permanently
cured of that dread disease, Consumption,
by single remedy, is anxious to make
known to bis fellow sufferers the means of
cure. To All who desire It, he will send a
chargeL with the directions of preparing
4nd using the same, which they will find
sure cure for Coughs, Colds Consumption,
prescription. will please address, Rev. + A.
Wilson, l94 Penn St.. williamsburg, N. Y.
An engaged couple of Toledo lovers
have fiery red hair; but they fully realize
their situation, and have insured their
lives and made their wills, so that the
survivor will be well provided for.
We notice one thing-it takes a very
rich man to appreciate the blessings of
poverty. Solomon was worth about $75,-
600 when he said: GA good name is TO be
chosen rather than great riches.
Errors of Youth.
A gentleman who suffered for years from
Nervous Debility, Premature Decay, and
all the effects of youthful indiscretion will
for the sake of suffering humanity send free
to all who need it, the receipt and direction
for making the simple remedy by which he
was cured. Sufferers wishing to profit by
the advertisers experience can do SO by
addressing in perfect confidence. JOHN
N. OGDEN, 42 Cedar St., New York.
Perhaps the casual reader has never
sat down on buzz saw and felt himself
gradually fading away. If so, he dosn't
know what it is to form the acquaintance
of somnambulistic bulldog in the prime
Of life.
She snufed it: Jean Weakening Tam at
the dead Of night: "Oh, did you feel the
smell o the gas? Are ye sure ye pit it
out ~ Tam: "Shure, wumman, wonder
to hear ye talking. Hiv no gota big
blister on my thoomb?'
Many are Suf O from Colds,
Dry, parched, sore throat losing flesh
bronchial asthmatlc attacks. All these dan.
gerous symptoms are entirely cured by DIR
Swayne's Compound Syrup Of Wild Cherry.
The first dose gives relief, and the worse
cough and sore lungs yield to its healing
properties Sold by all druggists at % cents
and 81. The large size the most economical
Economy: Wouldn't it be good joke
on Miss Emily Faithful, who has come
over from England to lecture Americans
on their extravaganza. ifshe met with
an empty hall, with cards upon the seats
stating, 1--WE could NOT afford to GOMEZ"