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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16

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iie tcinen GertcDr nit y&onig WtDbol" pfc
gen, ben 6ersen amertfantiGer Nailer1
l6erler unb 8et6eren unenoltd ltaDer iteDert,
ols Die vperrr6ten dutch saloonkeepers
uuo beer swillers"!
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lei lino ein Gaar berrliGer 8unoeSgenOlen
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gei6oiienen yTretbett". tpel6e ni6t Ourd
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begrenst unb beittmmt lit.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16
GtnbIirt icit 1901.
Henry SchoeIik0pf,
ySD. 3 234 S5f MauopIuh ctr.

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srpii6en S~rantlin II. Ntartet Str.
empIebit su ben biGisiten @reiien:
VcimItcn Dtoffa rnO Sana &affee,
Mue sOrtcn griinen ttt.o ld1aoaraen Sbee,
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&dfao nno Na~faoidaIe,
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e 9eutidbcs 3tpetI6g enntuS,
,. Tr1nS0I. GatbriitensY Raurte1,
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. GSMdDluctieIs Into S5afcr0riiRe,
&irfe, &iniett, 0rtes, gn9p,
9lcdDtct SiencnDo:tig MI0 SDrnp,
3eutidben tmntbcetIaf
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Wtariltirte 9laIe uto storcHet,
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Ar1atct>9 vi Id OtcS,
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SSnISid)nDe nto GpIItpaarcr.
NneS So oem btufGitet RreiIem BET
Henry SchoeIIkopf.
bien,frettuu Wholesale 81 Retail Grocer.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16
0crutiiMfcS.

= Ser @creiu ser Sptrttuoene
bGn6Ier unD gStrtDe in Detroit
idcint Die N6it1t tuno9egebeu 81 baben,
fir ben s. oupcrncMrs> &anGt0a1
ten Ser Gepubltfamer Mt6igan'S,
ben qe9en!pdrtiqcn @ouperneur Serome,
81 itimmen. lleber Otcle Nngelegenbett la9t
Die. unabDGngige uDetroiter Nbenopoit":
yOie DemDtratt10e Cartel IN
81 6 lieB ii6 ourd tDr temporary
freunblt6es 6auptorgal1, .9etrottcr Free
Press, sM Ser feigeu Yoltttf beitimlnen,
Iber 6ie breunellbe Srage 81 Idipetgcn,
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MAIDEN, SEN Salbioatcn Der 0reen@
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State Alliance" %ge1annt, lit. Sb
MIN unter iDtbanen itraurtgen lint
itGnoen bic Spirituoienbdnoler uno Ntrtbe
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viiber". Q8er ais ~freiituni9cr 8iir9cr es
nidt ii6er it'd 9etpinnen tam, fir Serome
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ralgeiirmter OtGnner in Die S~taatSgelebge7
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ortttel1 Wfe0r6eit fitr eth Yro6tbttlpnsdnellz
oentcnt alfpeiien famn."
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&onaS, mo- bis0er trOB bcs u~1eili9sn
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sea Toam" unb ySelIerie @rtroct" often
n%erfautt murbe, ftnb jebt ebenfaQs Die
Wtrtbi6aften 9ei6lDlien. 81
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Derl6teOene u8ierzO uellen" ipruoeln.
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rtdtet: Weitlt6es &tnofleti6, tpeldes in
logenannten v9tefrtgerator @ars" bireft bon
Chicago mad Netp gorf sebradt tpirb, bat
Die Yretle beS SEEM gorter Sleil9marttes
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16
Wuf0cDDf+

@e9en 1. bic Caroline Gtebte, 9eboten am 1.
SSanuar 1886 SIT S6[iielbu19, 2obter Der T~rteoerite
Yte6le, nocbber uerebeli6tc Seinrib StrauB No. 43 oaz
iClblt, Dor ~unGejGhr 20 Sab1eit mad Nmerita GlIsgemonz
bert u1o leitbem peridoler, unb 2. bic GbGrlotte
s. eumunn Don $40. 9S O6bren, Sdpciter Der pcrebe>
ltdten Golom Sriebri9 &ilbelm Seumonn, Wtorta So>
pbia Gliia6et0, aeborene Seumanu, No. So 06bren,
lrelde in ben 1S50tr Sabret turS mad ibrer Serbctras
tbuns nit benz Nrbcttsmant Sriebrid Gampe aus
GdierbolS, Imts 6opa, slet6iauS mad Imerita ous9e>
waubert lit unS iettbem MIR einnal Dol et,pa IL Sabren
aus benz Staate Suinuis Nudri6t seseben boben io1l, lit
olf Nntra9 gu 1. DeS Sormuubes, 9oloneu SSilbelm
SdrDoer 9tO. II Seimicn nnO su 2. Ger serannten
Gdneiter rno oes SorminOeS, &oloueu Carl ISieg<
maul1 gto. 80 D6bren, baS MISREPRESENTATION sum
Sipede Der Gobesertldrung etrsetettet, uno perben baber
bic beioen Senannten idnlmt tbren etpotgen unbefonu<
ten Grben uno 9Redtsnodfolgeru bierburb aufgeforoert,
ibre &et9te lno Aniprithe ~ipdteitens in bem aui ben
10. Sftcber 1888, @ormttta05 10 tlbr
DOT Dem unter;et6ueten Uertdte atberaurnten @ui9ebotS<
terutn onSumeloer, mtbrtgenfolS bic SeiDen werben ir
toot crtldrt INN ibr Sermo9en oil bic i1 le9tttmirenbet
Grben pirb auSseontrportet. ipcrbeit.
Belersbage1, III @eitpbalen, ben II. september 1882.
86ni9lid Qrcubti9eS Nnts>Geritt.
geS. Soffm mn.
IuS9eiertist: 9eterSbasen, III SSeitpbolen, ben II.
Septem6er 1882.
GnGuf,
@eridtsi3reiber 6es &6nt9liaen ImtszGert6ts.
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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16
GrYuanNfe Nrrtnueu

f6nnen bur4 Iei6t ucrtduilide unb niiBli4e, balptid6z
lid bel ben Geutld6en INNER ~gangbare Mrtitel etuen banz
eruoen uuo 9uten &erotenit ersielen. %erludSiueiie per>
ben l$rOben per GrprcB, unb 9enhue Nlatuuit gleidSeittg
per Eolt Su9eldi9t. Aorelle: Ot. Grnit @ieuelanb, Sbio.
2pft1mO
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16
Derr OParg 31irbeit

lit erIudt, Eo6rt6t pom ieiuem 9lufentbalt Su seben
ebeuialS iino Sreunbe b%elielben 9ebeten, Wttttbeiluug su
MAIDEN on 9loant gStebeIt, GIfbartMtne, Deb.
9tt 2m6
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-10-16

On Oerraufcm: Cine Sorm pom 115 Ncre5, einz
y l6lieBtid 40 Ncres Y%&alblano, nit gutem Sbitgarter,
&tos, 5 Dteilen ilb6itli6 Don Bloom, Goot So, 81.
1~5pft3n6eb
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
Color in the Schools.

ST.. LOUIS, September l2.-Great ex'
element exists in st, Louis on the
question whether colored children shall
be sent to tue public schools where
white children are taught. During
vacation the School Board selected
site for a school building for colored
children, located between the railroad
tracks. The coiored people objected
to this locatloa and threatened 20 send
their children to school with The whites.
Yesterday at the opening of the schools
The colored children applied for admis-
sion into the white schools, but the
principals refused TO admit them The
excitement grew aplcc, and the board
ordered the schools closed for The day.
Last night several street fights oc-
cured and to-day the schools were
again opened. Few white children
presented themselves, but the colored
ones were again on hand and yesler-
days actioa was repeated. Some oI
the teachers lrf, their schools, Finally
the schools were again closed for the
remainder of the day. The board had
had mean while rented building to
serve as school for colored children,
but the negroes would not seud their
children there. claiming the right to
have them enrolled in the white schools
Fights occurred between the white and
colored children this morning. The
excitement is growing, aud it is not
known how matters will terminate.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
Nervousness.

The moment there is danger OF i'm
pairment Of the mind from excessive
nervous exhaustion, or where there ex-
lists forebodlngs of evil, desire fol
solitude, stunning and avoiding COM
pany, vertigo and nervous debility, OF
When insanity has already taken place,
Peruna and Nanalin should be impli-
city relied on. But tits never well to
wait so long before treatment is COM
menced. The early symptoms are loss
OF strength, sofiness Uf the muscles
dim or weak sight, peculiar expression
OF the face and eyes, coated tongue,
with impaired Digestion; or In nsothers
certain powers only are lost, while they
are otherwise enjoying comparatively
good health. In all these Perund and
Nanalin should at once be taken.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20


THE PREACHER HAD TO LAUGH
well, brethren, said Maine minister
TO some of his fellow.eyangelists. i
never was guilty of laughing in the
pulpit but once. Some years ago l had
iu my congregation an old man who
universally went TO sleep III church and
snored loudly throughout the entire SER
vice. One Sabbath morning, glanclng
in his direction, | saw him as usual,
with his head back enjoying a nap, and
rigit above him, in the gallery. a young
man was rolling quid OF tobacco
around in his mouth. As l looked. he
took 1t out, and pressing it into bali,
poised It carefully over the opened
mouth. With a wicked smile, he took
careful aim and dropped It squarely To-
10 tho old mans mouth. WITH a gulp.
lp-lp the sleeper started up and with
face as red as a beet rushed from the
house. The people no doubt we're hor-
rfed but could not have kept from
laughing If sword had hung over my
head ready to fall. The old man did
not come back for several Sabbaths,
aud wheu he did he changed his seat
and remained wide awake
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

THE MANIA FOR GAMBLING.-The
New York Journal of Commerce re-
marks that the mania for gambling.
now so common IN New York, Chlca-
90 aud other American cities, is an
evil which it seems almost impossible
to discourage by either legal or moral
restraints. Few people who live out
of the circle within which the operations
are made have any just idea of their
magnitude. AT the New York Stock
Exchange the yearly sales foot ur
nearly $1,000, 100000. Last year,
willie the receipts of wheat at New
York were "A, 900, 900 bushels, the sales
at the Produce Exchange were nearly
S4OO, 90, 900 bushels. The receipts ol
corn were IS 10000 bushels and the
sales we're 233 900, 900 bushels. In lard
but little oyer 100000 tierces were re =
ceived at New York, and ABOUT 6 ,OOO,'
900 tierces were sold. At the Ne"
York Cotton Exchange the sales last
year reached 100000 bales, while
less Than 1000, 300 bales haYe been re-
coiytd at that port altogether IN the
last ten years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
Moral Courage.

In every school the difference is clear
ly marked between the boy who has
moral courage, and the boy who Is mere
pulp. The one knows how 10 say No.
The other is 50 afraid Of being thought
'ysrdaut' that he soon kills everything
pure and fresh and manly 10 bis charac-
ter, and dries up into premature hard
ss of heart.
Five lads were gathered in room at
boarding. school. and four of them en-
gagged in game Of cards. which was
expressly forbidden by the rules, One
Of the players was called out. The three
said to The quiet Lad who was busy at
something else
Come take hand with US. It's too
bad to have the game broken up.
L don't know one card from anOth-
er.'
That makes no diffsrcnce,' exclslm-
ed the players. Well show you how.
Come along
Now that was turning pOlu! in that
lads life. He nobly sald,-
MY father does not wish me TO play
cards. and | will not disobey him.
That sentence settled the matter and
settled his position among bis associa-
tes. He was the boy who could say No
and henceforih his victories were made
easy aud sure. | well remember the
pressure brought to bear in a college
upon every young man to join a wine
drink or take hand IN some contra
band amusements. Some timber got
we'll seasoned. Some Of the oIher sort
got pretty well Iotted through with
sensuality aud vice. The Netemlahs
at college Lave been Nehemiahs ever
since. The boy was father OF the
man.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

TIE BIGGEST TREE.-Victoria, a,
British Australia, now claims the glory
OF holding the biggest OF all The living
"biq ,,eesn in the world, so far as
height is concerned. 10 the Dande-
nong district, at Fernshaw, has recent
ly been discovered a specimen oil
Eucalyptus amygdaliua, or almond
leaf gum, which reaches the enormous
height of three hundred and eighty
leet before throwing out a single branch,
and is four hundred and thirty feet to
tie top, having a gir;h of sixty feet al
some distance above the ground Some
idea of wha. height of four hundred
and thirty feet represents may be gllned
from the fact that this gum tree, grow
ing by the side of Trinity church. the
highest church edGce in New YORK.
would overtop the spire by exactly one
hundred and forty-slx feet.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

coarse oalhs, but offered me no violence
and were not very exacling in their
demands. They took the gold witches,
diamond rings and such money as was
passed ont to them, but no passenger
was entirely cleaned OUT
When they were through, it wa;
plain to me they were disappointed, and
they galloped away, firing their pistols
over their heads, quickly vanishing.-
We passed the stage and arrived at
New Braurfels an hour before il. Tlere
1 donncd my usual clothing, and waited
for the stage.
l. was rare enjoyment to me when
the latter drove up and l entered to
study the expression of tue two men
who had shadowed me all the way from
st. Louis and doubtless arranged the
robbery for the purpose of making sure
of the diamonds l carried with me-
They never heard, aud unless they
come across this sketch, they will never
know how it was that the man who
carried this concentrated wealth and
whom they left Ill in Austin on the
10Th of May, 1876, stood on the porch
Of the hotel in New Brauniels, on the
afternoon of the same day, when the
stage drove up, and journeyed with
them to San Antonio, where the pro-
perty was safely placed in the hands Of
the owner aud by him presented to his
daughter that same evening.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
A Shadow.


In perfect love is perfect trust
So says a maxim old;
And yet the saying is not just,
When all the tale is told.
There never yet love was born
Into this world, without
A silent shadow on its dawn
The shadow of doubt.
A shadow which is scarcely seen,
And yet as swiftly flies,
AS objects which may come between
Our vision and the skies.
And vanish, leaving in their track
No token and no trace,
Nor ever in their paths turn back
To mar the days sweet grace.
But through the shadows that are past,
Through all loves wayering doubt,
The perfect trust shall dawn, at last,
To cast the shadows out.
Through darkening clouds, which over
brood,
The sunlight shall appear,
And loves a transcendent interlude
Shall Danish every fear.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

JOHNNY said teacher, "a lie can
be acted as well as told Now, if your
father should put sand in his sugar and
sell it, he would be doing very wrong
That's what mother told him. said
johnny lmpetuously, and he said he
didn't care d-n.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Il think said a foud parent, that
little Jimmy Is going to be poet when
be grows up. He doesn't eat, ard sits
all day by the stove and thinks and
thinks You had better grease him
all over,' said Aunt Jerusha. He Is
going to have the measles. That's
what ails jimmy
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

No one need feel so bad ABOUT the
American round dance. The most po-
pular dance in Hungary is one in which
every man mugs two women at once,
and Hungary Is getting along right
smart as a country.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

What alls this heart Of mine p Is
the he eadIng to story that is going the
rounds of the papers. We suppose be
saw his girl outriding with another tel
low. There Is nothing that makes The
heart get up and pound ribs and carom
on the other vital parts, aud jump vi
and down like churn dasher, anc
then get tired and keep so still yol
think ii has stopped beaIiI g forever a'
to see your gIrl out riding with another
frIloy. we are told.-[Peck's Sun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

A police court reporter describes a
bru,se on "a negro's head as being
black as the condor wing ofmidnight'
Il will thus be seen that all the aole
writers are not exclusively engaged on
musical criticisms.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

A philosopher says: There is a
period in the life OF every man when he
would like to- get away from HIMSELF
All ! yes, professor we've been there.
1t was just about green apple time, and
we were on the outside of one OF them.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

An elderly uan in Boston is so po-
lite and lo,ing that when be is dining
with the young lady OF his heart he puts
syrup on his bald head 10 attract The
dies and prevent them from apno1ing
her
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

How far is il to ManayunA? asked a
weary Irishmau. who was going there
afoot. Seven miles vas the reply.
Whom do you wish to see there?
Faith IT'S meselfrd loih to see there!
was the retort.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
Delicious Appetizer,

That ensures digestion and enjoyment
of food; a tonic that brings strength TO
the weak and rest to the nervous; a
harmless dlarrhea cure that don't con-
stipate- just what every family needs
Parker's Ginger Tonic.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Evening dresses are claboTaIeiy
trimmed with yards of satin Or moIre
ribbon. A cascade Of ribbon extends
from the neck of the dress to the very
edOe of the skirt on those OF The latest
MAXI.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Alta restaurant on Virginia railroad
a traveller threw a piece OF pie out OF
the window aud had to pay $500 Tor
breaking three ribs Of a hoy. He
didn't know it was loaded, bH! they
wouldn't take that excuse.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

A Missouri book agent piled ties
across the railroad track, IAN ahead ana
saved a passenger train' and took i-o
orders from the grateful passengers
without change of countenance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Don't my son O"e you liitlc D'llF 7
asked Colonel Yergcl, as he emptied
his glass, turning to the saloon-Seeper'
who was delighted a. the prospect ci
the old man setiliog up his sons bill.
sYes. he owes me twenty-five dollars.
Shall | receipt the bill p said the anx'
lous saloon keeper. We'll no; but
give me dozen cigars aud add them on
To my SON s bIll.'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

THE GIFT DoDGE.-A woman was
buying tea at a place in Washington
where, on certain days, diamonds,
rings, and purses of msney are given
away as prizes in certain number OF
packages sold. The other day lady
stepped forward and invested her dol
lar. 'I'll give you FIVE dollars for your
package before opening,' said the clerk.
She declined. 1t was opened. There
was only fifteen cents N that one. She
bought another package. There was
only fifteen cents in that one. She
bought a third package. 'I'll give you
thirty-fve dollars She Eesitaied. 1t
was opened and found TO contain five
hundred dollars in gold pieces. This
attracted attention, aud the buying OF
oneidolar packages became very brisk.
4 gentleman followed the lady 10 her
hotel, and asked her name. 'Mrs.
- said The clerk. 1t was the wife
of the proprietor of the tea store,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

The only difference between our
Oraudtather's days aud bored coins l.
that the (irsl were the times that 'rle'
men souls. and the others holes that
tried mems dimes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

An Englishman sent a young girl a
New Years card with these words
upon it: Golden sunshine will be
yours at last 4 jury has just com
PEELED hlm to pay her $1,000 for breach
OF promise, and the prophecy is iul
fllcd.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

The only conference which the SUI
,on never delays nor bsgs Tor more
ume on is when he meets Tue 'e'na'o
selected for his last wife. lie was
noyor known to postpoce marriage.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Is this pikey' asked a city man o'
= oour,rvman who was sitting by th'
road.side with fshing-pole ana "
s,rinO of fish. No. replied .he eoun-
trvman it's a suu-lish /!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
Complete.

, SAvANNAH, Ca, Feb. 81, 1881.
II II. WANNER Il Co.: Sirs-l have
been completely cured Of stone in the
bladder and kidney difficulty by YOUR
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
J. ID. AUDUs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20
Bright's Disease. Diabetes,
Kidney. Liver or Urinary Dis

Have no fear Of any Of these diseases
il YOU use Hop Bitters, as they will
prevent and cure the worst cases, even
when you have been made worse by
some great pulled up pretended cure.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Indianapolis has acquitted a man who
voted three times on election day on
the ground of insanity. Few sane men
care to vote more than once, as matters
stand IN this country.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-09-20

Weak muscles and nerves, sluggish
ness of thought and inactivity, cured
by Browns Iron Bitters.