Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-12-25
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receive single vote at the late election. That shows
what this country thinks of false prophet.
Every color of the Diamond Dyes is perfect See
the samples of the colored cloth at the druggists
Unequalled for briiancy.
western journalist tells us what he would do if he
were jackass. rival Journalistic remarks that what
people desire to know is, what he would do if he
wasn't one.
Young men, and middle aged ones, suffering from
nervous debility and kindred weaknesses send three
stamps for Part VII Of Dime Series Books Address
Worlds DIspensary Medical Association, Buffalo, NY
The remark was made that gentleman (who was
known to have pretty good appete) had eaten away
his senses. "Poehl" replied another. "they would
not be mouthful to him."
If yon don't want to freeze when it's cold; suffer
from excessive perspiraton when it's warm-use
Browns Iron Btters.
Teacher: Define the word excayate" Scholar: at
means to hollow out" Teacher: construct SEN
tence in which the word is properly used" Scholar:
"The baby excavates when it gets hurt
How NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN LOST S5o-Mr. Chas
T. Chapman of Hopkinton. n. H, related his exper
fence recently to reporter. 81 had" said he "laid
out $50 for medicine which never did me any good
was the only remedy 1 could find. 1 wouldn't be
without it." This remedy is certain for heart
| troubles.
| Montana woman sued for divorce because her
husband kissed the servant girl. You want this man
punshed?" said the judge. II do" said she. Then
shall not divorce you from him." said the judge.
'Slow and steady wins the race" Steadily but not
slowly KidneyWort is dstancing all competition for
universal popularity and usefulness. This celebrated
remedy can now be obtained in the usual dry vegeta-
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way for the especial convenience those who cannot
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and will act with equal efficiency in either FORM
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We are willing to take certain amount of stock in
newspaper accounts of western cyclones but when an
| Arkansas paper tells about a zephyr carving bed
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gregation that Divine truth could not find its way into
hearts that were cramped by corseta.
Gentlemen whose boards are not of the tint which
they desire, can remedy the defect by using Bucking
hams Dye for the Whskers.
Vassar college miss reads the prayer book re
Spouse thus: "As it was in the beginning is now, anc
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new idea embraced IN Ely's Cream Balm Catarrl
is cured by causing discharge and cleansing not b,
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Price so cents Apply INTO nostrls with little finger
Elys Cream Balm has completely cured me of ca
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after trying almost every remedy recommended nom
: having proved so effective and thorough. ST. Aiken
wholesale dealer in boots and Shoes l43 Federal St.
Boston, Mass.
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j. Odenwelder, druggist, Easton, Pa.
Hay fever very light this year. and tn
increasing popularity of malaria bids fair to drive tn
former fashionable complaint entirely of society.
WHY wELcoME-what makes Floreston Cologn
welcome on every ladys toilet table is its lasting fri
GRANGE and rich. fowery odor.
n Baltimore has girl Is years old who has elope
three times. So you see go-as-you-pease matches al
} not confined to New York, to the male sex.
g COOP ADVICE You will prevent and cure IL
e greater part of the ills that afct mankind in this
any section, if you keep your stomach liver and kl
~ neys in perfect working order. There is no medic
IS known that does this surely as Parker's Cling
- Tonic. 1t will keep your blood rich and pure al
give you good hoalth at little cost. See other eolum
III Charcoal forms unrivalled poutice for woun
IL and old sores. 1t also invaluable for what is call
, proud flesh. 1t is great disnfectant. It sweete
the air if placed in shallow dishes around the apa
y ment, and foul water is also purified by its use.
IN CHOICE EXTRACTS FROM DRUGGIsTs-"We KIN
the value of malt hops, quinine bark and asparag
10 composing Malt Bitters."
a "Best kidney medicine on our shelves"
no sour lady customers highly praise them"
physicians prescribe them in this town."
q. 1.-THE largest bottle and best medicine"
Il sour best people take Malt Bitters.'''
"sure for chills and liver diseases"
ho They now have new religious racket" in Tex
he Whenever clergyman finds his congregation is
10 ting smaller he picks up quarrel with a man, gi
him sound thrashng and then tells his flock how
S; has punished yaingorying sinner The result is
~ course, a crowded house.
a An old physician, retired from practice, having
Ao placed in his hands by East India mission
he the formula OF simple vegetable remedy for
90, speedy and permanent cure for consumption. BIZ
chitis catarrh, asthma and all throat and lung at
De TONS also positive and radical cure for
,rt bity and all nervous complaints, after having t
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands
yo cases, has felt 1t his duty to make it known to
ed suffering fellows. Accumulated by this motive al
desire to relieve human suffering will send fire.,
charge, to all who desire it, this recipe IN Germ
d- French or English with full directions for prepa
and using. Sent by mail by addressing with sta
naming this paper, W. A. Noyes. l49 Powers BIZ
w Rochester N. Y.