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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, Theodore and Bertha Hoberecht, by
their certain deed of trust, dated the 1st day oil
November, 1876 and duly recorded in the recorders
Office, of Pettis county Missouri, I'm trust deed re-
cord % page 81, conveyed to Henry Suess trus-
tee, the following described real estate situated in
the county of Petts and state OF Missouri, viz Be
ginning pcin 81 feet north of the center of the
main track of the Pacific railroad and Az
feet from point 80 feet north or the center Of said
railroad and 80 feet east of the line between the
east and west halves of lot 3 of the northwest quar-
ter of section g. in township - and range 81 thence
north deg 50 min. east, east 3l9 5i0 feet, thence
Auth SO deg. 81 min., east SiS clio feet, thence
nth deg - min west 40 feet, thence 70 deg. y
n 81 feet to the place of beginning contain
3 10 acres; which said conveyance was made in
,su>t To secure the payment of certain written OBJ
iigatiOn in said deed fully described and whereas
said obligation has become due, and default has
been made in The payment OF the same; and, where
as provie ed by said deed Of trust, that in the
Henry Suess the acting sheriff Of said Pettis cou-
ty, for the time being, upon the request Of the
holier OF said obligation, might and should per-
form the duties by said deed Of trust imposed upon
said SueSs; and. whereas said Suess is now and Or
a long time has been, absent from the said county
o. Pettis and the undersigned is now the acting
sheriff If said Pet county now, therefore, at the
request of the legal der of said obligation and in
purs uance of the terms of said deed of trust pub
lie notice is hereby given that the undersigned
trustee will, on
SATURDAY, THE 18th DAY OF DECEMBER. 1887,
between the hours of 10 o'clock in the forenoon and
O'Clock in the afternoon OF that dav ut the court
house door, in the city of Ssdalia, county OF PettS
and stste IF Missouri, proceed to sell the above de
scribed property at public vendue, to the highest
bidder, for cash to pay said note remaining unpaid.
and the and expenses OF executing this trust.
MOSES 5. CONNER, Sheriff and Trustee.
(11-14w5tl
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
A Mormon Personal.

What a singular institution this
marry anew wife-every- morning just.
togive-an-appetite habit, sometimes call
ed polygamy, is. For instance, here is
a personal from the Ogden Pilot.
which doesn't seem to read just right:
"John w. Young and two women &C.
cupied a stateroom in a sleeping car
attached to the Central Pacific pass
enger train from the West this morn
ing. Salt Lake Tribune.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE.

Notice - hereby given that ON the Sth day of
Japu;ry 1855, soon thereafter, the applica-
tion en- be herd. 1 viii apply to the Circuit
Court of Petis county, Missouri, during the sitting
of slid court, for discharge from my trust As
s:gnee of Nellie ManviIle, being satisfied il is no
longer advantageous the creditors of my assign
or rs keep said assignment open
..2s w-6t Z. NJ. PHILLIPS, AS ignee
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
Bonds Presented.

New York, Nov. 29.-Bonds to the
amount of 81, 666. 900 have been pre-
sented to the sub-treasury, to-day, by
one of the Savings banks, under Sat
urday's call for extended fves.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
way suspicion was averted. Sometimes

both the women entered dwelling
Emily often went to New York witt
trunkful of stuff, selling it to ,
pawnbroker friend there. Silverwar'
and gold articles were melted in thei
rooms and sold to Madison stree
pawnbroker. Emily is very smart.
never saw her equal in my experience
How she could lie and vet so plausibly
that one hesitated not to believe her
Did you notice what a pretty story
she told those Milwaukee people? Sht
supposed Mike was a board of trade
man when she married him, and wal
very much shocked when she learned
that he played cards for money
When he was arrested she rar out 0i
the house almost crazy and slept in
the woods for two nights. and then
went to Superintendent Seavey anG
asked him if he wanted her. and he
said "no." Seavey, fortunately 70,
her. is dead.
The truth was that when Mike Mas
arrested she went over 10 her fathers.
He was then living in the southern
part of the city, she having brought
the whole family from Canada to use
their house as cover in an
emergency. Detective Scott found
out that she was there, and went to
arrest her, but she slipped away just
before he got to the place, and went
to Kalamazoo, Mich. We lost track
of her until she turned up in Matssn's
jewelry store in April year ago. But
l didn't tell you about
THE MISSING DIAMOND RING.
How she got out of that scrape don't
know. / guess states attorney Mills
didn't think she was guilty. Perhaps
she was not. When l heard about
her living at Mr.. Hale's l made up my
mind that if he did not give her up it
was only a case of time for her to put
him in the mire' She has a bad heart.
however much appearances and talk
NAV be in her favor. When living
down on Wabash avenue she squared
herself with the ne;,hbors, who were
curious to know how she could live
without working, by telling them that
she owned a great deal of property in
Brooklyn, and that she had to 60
there now and then to collect her
rents. In that way she accounted TO:
her absence during the trips of the
party to steal. / do not know of her
ever having been in the penitentiary.
She always covered herself too well to
be convicted She says her husband
is dead, but have been told that he
is still living in Philadelphia. She
has step son, who, the last time |
heard of him, was living with her
parents and a stsp-daughter, who was
adopted by a bank president or cash
Ter in some little town in Illinois. She
herself has no children. Her father
is dead, but her mother is still alive.
Where Edith, the younger sister is. |
don't know. Mary was released from
Joliet a short time age. Jourdan and
Mike are still there. Emily is ALSO.
iutely the worst woman / ever knew
She can pull the wool over almost
auybodv's ewes. and [ wouldn't be
if she worked up SO much
sympathy in Milwaukee as to either
get off entirely or receive a light jai!
sentence. She made thieves of Mike
Weaver and his sister Mary, who
came to Chicago an innocent country
girl on visit, and no mercy should be
shown her,"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
An Early Exhibition Of Mother
in-laW Rule.

Last Tuesday, says the Council
Bluffs Nonpareil, young man called
at a private boarding house on Fourth
street and engaged quarters for "him-
self and lady" The proprietor suppos-
ed he meant "himself and wife" and
had room prepared for them. In the
evening the man returned, accompan.
led by a young lady-and an old one.
When the young lady was addressed
as the mans wife, she replied: THAT
is my name now. but was not ten min
utes ago." Later in the eveing. the
proprietor of the boarding house ,suppos-
ing the old lady expected to remain
over night, had a room prepared for
her. About nine o'clock the young lady
announced she was ready to retire, and
would like her mother to sleea in the
room with her. The groom had been
walking and still continued to walk up
and down the hall. The man of the
house was getting sleepy, and finally
asked the stranger if he was not ready
to 60 to bed. He replied he guessed
he would go up town and find lodging,
and he soon left and vas seen Do more
until breakfast was ready, when he APP
peared, asked for his bride, and was
glad to see her, as one can imagine.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05

Mark Twain scrap looks,
all sizes, at J.West Goodwin's 3,
200 Ohio street.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
DIR. WHITTIER,

III st. Ck0TIO0 X1TOOe-
Treats all forms Of Veneral Diseases, Se,ai.
nal Emissions and Sexual Debility, wiEA
unparalleled success. No matter who failed,
call or write; pamphlet or eensult>;ioa free
Can refer TO the medical profession n an
parts Of the Country.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-05
The Board Of Health Report.

Washington, Nov. " The annual
report of the National Board of Health
after detailing the occurrence Of vel.
low fever at Pensacola and Bro Sns.
vile, during the past year, recon-
mends additional protection for the
mouth of the Rio Grande. and closes
with estimates for continuance of the
work, amounting to $50, 600, with the
the epidemic contingent fund of one
hundred thousand dollars.
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
How American Girls Hiss.

A Maine girl tail and ruday, kisses as
though sh. were taking an impression in
the chewing gum of her native state. The
Massachusetts girl kisses in the Greek
STYLE, favored with brown hre"d. The
New York girl goes at 1t as /! she were
d,bbliny in Il Wall street speculation. me
kiss of the New Jersey girl Is as merry
as taste of aprlejack, better known as
Jersey lightning Little Delaware girls
are rs soft a. the peaches which grow
there. \ Maryiaud girl Is rich anu Juicy
as terrapin stew. In the Old Domino"
Won are met with a genuine ho>p''"'''|
the girls kiss as though they wanted you
to STAY. The Ohio girl is described Is
possessing the comprehensive qualities OF
the Ohio mau-shc wants all she can an"
gets all she can. \ Louisiana kiss Is ~'''''
to be like eating sugar cane, while >ort'
Carolina girls stick like tar.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. j.,
The most poetical Thing in real NE '''"
we ever gazed upon was veteran o' .''>
late war weeping over the grave Oh Il >"'"'
to whom he owed $lSo.-New orS >o'''
n,ercial Advertiser.
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
An ADs,nt.Miniai Bride.

An a,sunt-minied young lady, having
been duly married, started OFT Oh her bridal
tour. The party stopped at western city.
Some time in the night there came sue
ce,sion OF >hrieks from the room occupied
by the bride and groom, and the clerks
por.ers, and employees general" rushed
II, stairs, only to meet frantic female
t;uure. clad in white, i1eetiny in desperate
haste from her apartment crying:
"Oh, there's man in my ROOM
The clerk rushed in and found the groom
halt disrob.d, standing, in the middle OF the
room. one boot on and the other in his hand,
the picture ot ama.cment He explained
that he hal lust come up stairs, and was in
the act of undressing (,is wife having pre-
yiouslv rcti, ed) when she suddenly aw"Nc
with shrek and Ned
..What was the NATTER: asked the
clerk.
"Damtino," said the husband.
lust then the Bride enveioped IN I',te
beasprcad, procured for her by chamber
maid, came back looking very foolish ant
in half a minute she explained tine myster,
by saying:
.Oh, Fred, forgot was married, ant
when | awoke was so frightened
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
Met His Deserts.

,rh man w 10 travels on the railroads and
sits down Nv the side Of lone females, and
tells them that he recognizes likeness OF
their faces to his wite's sister, met his DIES.
erts on one of the roads in this vicinity
lately.
He sat down in the half Of a seat, the
other half of which was occupied BY a
pleasant-taced young lady. lie looked at
her. as such fellows will, and then said:
"Par.,on me. miss, but is your name
lanes: have a cousin Of that name whom
YOU greatly resemble"
40, sir" was the reply, ''ny name Is
not lanes. But think must ask you to
part,on m. If ask is your name ZinI o'
Copper?"
Zinc or Copper No, maan',' said tin
man. "What led you to suppose h''
such names'"
"Pray excuse me- was the quiet reply
"but thought YOU must be first cousin
to brass foundry"
The man knocked over bird cage ii
his haste to get into the smoking cal
while the Young lady quietly smiled oe
hind her handkerchief.
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
Profitable Litigation.

Lawyer-"llurrah, let me congratulate
you. You are the luckiest of morta,s.
Embrace me-"
They embrace, and the client ventures
70 ask the cause Of such emotion.
"Thanks to my Skill" replied the lawyer,
81 have Obtained judgment in your favor
in the surr.me court"
"After nine long years"
.But, my dear fellow, better late than
never"
"How much do get'' asks the client
anxiously.
"'rhe court DEGREES that you shall re
ceive $4,000. The costs and my fee vii
only amount to $500, 50 all you will have
to pay me is $1,5oo."
"Nercitul heavens, and must lose IA,
money besidcs'"
"Of course you lose your money, bu
console yourself. You have gained you
case. You can't expect to gain every
thing"
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
Unreasonable Women.

sit wasn't tlnlt.' exclaimed Mr.. Sanders,
Indignantly. "You see, didn't say word
Il, ALL"
.II,w,d she find it out, thcn:' asked one
Of the party.
"Whv, went home and She asked it II
was me. | tol; her it was. Took the
chances on that you know. Then she
asked me il | had been drinking. toe
her no. And there ! stopped ana n've'
said another word"
"But YOU say she caught On somewhere
How was it,"
"Just a blunder ! made. Wher tol'
her hadn't drank ANYTHING she WAS salts
fled, but when come to get IN BED p"
on nv ovvrcoat instead OF my ni5ht'shir'
AID that excited Suspicion
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06

SIS, -,a Great ri,nnc. to make money.
etSH Z Those ,yhr always take advanf!S &c
EJtl ' nh. ,ns a' r f ,is for ,"' ,H'nS
49,. ~. wealthy. while those who do not improve
<n'h ,,,rs rcr,ain in y ,vcrty. We want m,uy m n,
WOMEN boy, and c.r:s 10 w"r toy us RI; NJ N 'h.
., -, .,i,,,.s IN. "r, can do thv work pr"l'riS
.r ~, .,rt TIL. business will pay more than ten
hines ,::narv wages Expensive "n,', furnished T:
\" on.. who engages fails N wake money rap,"':
E rr I.vrt. yfr,r who. time to tn" work. or Dry
.,,r s,,r.. ,,,,o,r,s Eul urrsti"nnnd ~ MAJ Is
,.,.ri sen! free Address srl*soS 4 Co. r!r.,t'''
Maine. N''
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
Esthetic ZINE of Day.

.Sceue:-.Two darkeys on fence.
Owny-Jin, what am the most "'stet'ck
time oh de day.
J;m-D ITS easy; dinnah time, oh course.
Ostw-Go away chile, you is all wrong
F.ttv.eght minutes after one I'm &c
'.astetck" part oh de day.
11m-lIow am dat Oscar?
Oscuy-l;ccause it am Just fs.o TO tao.
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1882-05-06
DR. Sp.NNEl:Y!,

Il. SPsIssSsss,
NO. II KEARNEy STREET.
TREATS ALL C,EoNlc AND SPECIAL '>FAsFS-
7'OI.VG MEN.
xxyIIO NAY III: SUFFERING FROM
w the effects of v,uh.ul .ol'ies or inliscr. sion
will do well TO avail .,,c selves of'his. the great.
est boon ever laid N the r nf suffering huma'i'',
Dr. Sp1NNEr will guarantee I" forfeit 500 tor every
ease of Seminal weakness prv;te disease g, ANY
Mind or character which he undertakes and fails tt
MIDDLE.AGED MEN.
There are manv mt thu, :iy, %. thirty to sixty who
arc troubled with toa frequent evacuation ct the
hladJ,r often accompanied hva Si ut >'nrt'ng o'
burning sensation and weakening Of III" system IN
a manner the ;atient cannot account i'r. I'm eN,
a,nining the urinary dcpo lis ropv s,'i'acrt W II
often s. found, and sometimes small 'arnties %
aihumcn will appear, or hr color vii 's :" a I'M,
rnlkish hue, airan ch,ng!I:: toa dark 'ina Nr, q
, arue,ranre There n,'nv men Nh" h'c e: M,
dficutv ignorant of the causr. which Is the second
, star, Of seminal weakness. Or. s. vii! guarantee
a n,rfcct cur. in all such cases, and Il health" res
tor.,tiop of the gcnito urinary organs.
Oficc Hours--Io to and & to Sundays from &c
to liam. Consultation free. Thorough exanhn'
alton and advice, S..
! Call or address
On. SrlSNEr 4 It,,
$40 IS - !, M.r:':..; street; .t.:> S'arcisc;:
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-30
DOES MAN CONTROL HIS NOSE. OR
THE NOSE THE MANI

The meanest looking nose in the en-
tire family Of noses is the nose that
curves toward the face, runs almost to a
point, and then bulges into a knobby
protuberance like an exaggerated wart.
Such a nose may be good enough to in
hale odors with, but it is good for moth
ing else. IL the posssessor Of this sort
Of nose is a generous, whole-souled
person, he is compelled to get over
his nose, as it were, to prove il. II is
as if he sent a herald in advance pro-
claiming his own meanness, and then
came halting in the rear denouncing him
as liar. There are no two noses alike,
but all noses have many things in COM
mon. For example, all noses sneeze,
snore, snarl, snuff, snort, sneer, sniff,
Singer, shuttle, snafile and snivel.
Many persons stand in terror of their
noses, as witness the remark often made:
al fear | shall sneeze my head of. -
Thousands Of people make extended an
nual pilgrimages to avoid annoying
their noses. Their noses having got the
best Of them, so to speak, they try to
conciliaie them by travel, by following
them over the ocean, into the noun
tains, to the springs, and the seaside.
Some noses have fallen into the lament
able habit of beginning to sneeze vio-
lently, annually, at certain hour Of 4
certain day in the year. The possessors
OF these noisy noses wear and tear their
hair with rage, but to pull their own
noses they do not dare II isunder such
circumstances that the questian arises:
Does the man control the nose, or the
nose the man And those who maintain
the latter proposition have the best ofthc
argument. They declare, for example.
that il the man with hay.fever had the
least influence over his nose he would
make il stop sncezing.
The better opinion is that the nose is
entirely independent Of the man, and
that it is totally depraved from its roots
to its end. The strongest argument in
support Of this view is found in the fact
that the nose can snorc loud enough TO
waken all but the dead, while the man
who claims to own il, but who is, in
fact, its slave, sleeps peacefully. The
nose invariably refuses to give expression
to pleasurable and kindly sentiments.
men laugh with their eyes and smile with
their lips, and even make gestures of
satisfaction through a shrug Of the
shoulders, a wave Of the arm, or move
ment Of the hand. In none of these
demonstrations Of geniality does the
nose take part it remains cold and
implacable But If the man is reused
TO passion the nose seconds all his ef-
forts to make fool of himself. Ii is
the nose that gives bitter emphasis 10
all the varied notifications OF contempt,
anger, fear or pain. II is insisted, with
some show Of reason, that the drunkard
controls his own nose, since he is able,
by drinking brandy, TO make il as red
as beet. But il this be admitted il is
4 confession that the man must degrade
himself TO the condition Of brute in
order TO obtain the mastery over his
nose and this is equivalent to saying
that the nose was able TO make terms
with the man, and that he made such
terms As involved the ruin Of his victim.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-30
APPEARANCE OF ARSENIC EATERS

whenever you clap your eyes on 4
woman as plump As 4 partridge, with
milky whiieness OF complexion, puffy
cyelids, and swollen skin, you've found
a victim OF the habit" said 4 physician
to reporter, in alluding to the growing
Use of arsenic by ladies: "lf there is
delicate tinge Of red on the cheeks,
don't be deceived. Paint, not nature,
is responsible for the bloom, made hid
eous and ghasily by contrast with the
coarse whi;eness OF the rest Of the face.
The arsenic eater is seldom downcast or
despondeni, come what may, for tire
drug not only affects the skin, but pro-
duceS mental eXhilaraiion. The plump
ness produced by arsenic is not natural
plumpnesS, but rather 4 dropsical condi-
tion OF the skin. Cessation Of the habit
causes this wa,er.distended skin to col
lapse. and wrinkles and sallowness are
the inevitable results. OF course, no
woman is willing TO submit 10 this or
deal when i, may be prevented, At the
mere sacrifice OF health and intellect,
by a continuation of the use of the drug.
The inevitable results OF the arsenic
habit are hideous and incurable cutane-
ous erupiions and loa,hsomc diseases Of
the scalp, falling out OF the hair, dropsy,
and oiieniimes insanity. But what care
the foo;lighi favorites or the society
belle for these trifling after-inconveni.
ences so long as they can borrow Elusive
charms and fictitious beauty by the use
of deadly drug?"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-30
HARD AND SOFT WATER.

You often hear of water for household
purposes being called hard and SOFT
The reason why some waters, especially
spring water, are hard is owing TO the
mineral matters dissolved in them
Rain water is never hard because il is
nearly free OF solid matter. The reason
YOU had such an uncomfortable wash
and shave this morning at your friends
house was owing TO the water being
largely charged with lime and magnesia.
When soap Is rubbed between the palms
in water of this description, the stearic
acid in the oil OF the soap combines
with the lime and magnesia, and forms
compounds which the water cannot dis
solve, and hence the provoking curdi-
ness YOU observed. For the laiher 10
be 4 perfect one, complete solution to
the constituents Of the soap must take
place, and in pure water this would be
the case. But some waters are perma-
nenily hard, while some are temporarily
so. Permanent hardness is caused when
water is charged with suiphate Of lime
and magnesia, and temporary hardness
by carbonates of lime and magnesia.-
Pure water dissolves the sulphates, but
no; the carbonaies. Then how do the
carbonaies come to be in the water az
all? The reason is this: All natural
waters, but especially spring and well
water, contain more or less free carbonic
acid gas in 4 state Of absorption, and,
when thus charged, are capable Of dis
solving the carbona,es; but whenever
this gas is expelled from the water, say
By boiling it, the carbonaies are At once
deposited and this accounts for the in
crustation in the kettle, and when this
takes place the water becomes quite soft.
The boiling does not effect the sulphates
to any degree in this way in water that
is permanently hard. Temporarily hard
water can be made soft by more means
than boiling alone II tubfall Of il al
night be stirred up with little Stacked
lime and allowed 10 settle, in the morn
ing there will be a white deposit At the
bottom of the tub, and the water will
be found to be quite soft, because the
lime added will combine with the free
carbonic acid gas in the water, and the
whole OF the carbonates will become de-
posted, in virtue Of their insolubility in
water without this gas.
For drinking purposes, rain water,
after being passed through charcoal
filter, TO remove the organic matter il
contains, is the most wholesome for
adults. The general objection is its
tastelessness. 4 pinch Of salt will rem
edy this. For the young, however,
solid matter in the water, Of the right
kind, such as lime and nagnesia, IS
good, as these go to build up the bony
structures OF the child.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-30
DO YOU KNOW.

That 4 little wafer in butter will pre-
vent it from burning when used for fry
ing?
That little Sal;peter worked into
butter iha; has become sour or RANGED
will render il sweet and palatable?
That pennyroyal distributed in places
frequented by reaches will drive them
away?
That wild mint will keep rats and
mice out OF your house?
That lime sprinkled in fireplaoes dur
ing summer months. is healihfui?
Tha, Spanish brown, mixed with 4
little water, will make the hearths look
pretty1 A pound costs ten cents and
will last three months; use little At
time.
That leaves Of parsley eaten with a
little vinegar, will prevent the disagree
able consequences Of tainted breath by
onions
That flowers and shrubs should be
excluded from bed chamber9
That oil paintings, hung over the
mantlepiecc are liable to wrinkle with
heat (?