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The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-02-08
THE RIVER Press.

All letters and communications containing nsatter in
tended for publication in this paper sold be addressed
to "Ihc RiUer Press and the Of the aerer mast
be giuen to insure attention.
Local advertisements tCi be inserted these columns
at the rate Of fifteen cents per line from transient and
ten cents per line from regular advertisers.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
GLEANINGs,

Tennessee realized as much for her
fruit crop as she usually does from her
wheat crop.
The wool clip from one flock Of sheep
in Nueces county, Texas, amounted to
10000 pounds.
The Phila.lelphians have become used
to the co!ored policemen. who now at
tract no particular attention.
Some Americans from Pittsburgh,
Pa, have established small glass fac
tory in Apam, State of Hidalgo,
Mexico.
Farmers of southern Oregon went
largely into the business of raising sor-
ghum last season, and the results are
represented to be very satisfactory.
Pennsylvania locomotive works are
doing such an immense business that
they will not accept orders for engines
to be delivered before January 1, 1883.
A tough tale Is told about q RUSSELL
vile (Ky.) dog, who, when he forgets
his night key rings the door-bell for adj
mittance.
A force of sixteen to eighteen hum
dred men are at work on the Salt Lake
end Of the Denver and Salt Lake rail-
road.
There was young Indian Sioux
Who said to his comrades: ''Oh, phioux
Butwe still can fill graves
With the Yankees, without much adf0ux.s
The four principal druggists Of o.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

but nothing in willfulness, and gained
q little in tail. At last he yields little
to the uncomfortable strain, and takes
few reluctant steps forward, then
rears and plunges and throws himself,
and is drawn struggling headlong
through the snow, until he tires Of such
rough usage and founders to his feet.
Then he repeats his bracing tactics,
the boys bracing as stoutly against him,
till he suddenly gives way and they 90
tumbling all in heap.
If the boys tire out before the colt
gives up, there are other days coming,
and sooner or later he submits and in
part compensation for not having his
own way, he has warm stall in the
barn, and eats from manger, just like
a horse, and is petted and fondled, and
grows to be great friends with his young
masters at last to be Gathers horse,7
instead of "our colt
But by and by the long winter-this
play-day of the year for the farm-boy-
comes to an end, to make way for spring
spring which brings to him work out
OF all reasonable proportion to the
amount of play; at least so the farm
boy is likely to think.-Rowlau,d f.
Robinson IN December Wide AavQke.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
His Japanese Vase.

x. is a distinguished writer, rich, ia
nous, but, withal, of extraordinary
avarice. During five years he labored
at great literary work, into which he
put heart and soul, and in which he was
greatly assisted by the generous kind
ness of a young friend, who often serv-
ed him as secretary. When the book
was finished, and greeted with great APP
probation by the public, the wife sug-
gested to her husband the propriety Of
offering to the young friend some testi-
mony Of appreciation of his services.
''There is your Japanese vase" she
said; sit cost you very little, and you do
not prize it much; but I have heard
him express vast admiration of its color
and workmanship. As we dare not Of
fer him money, why not delicately beg
him to accept this as a token of your
gratitude?'' <. listened without reply
ing. The next day, meeting his young
friend, he said to him: my dear H., I
am under such weight of obligation to
you, words cannot express 'Do
not speak of it, l beg IF I might,
without seeming indicate, suggest,
shere is my Japanese vase. You admire
it so much Generous friend! But
l cannot deprive you-'' ''Indeedr'
broke in x, blithely; ''then I must be
allowed to insist that you come and look
at it upon my cabinet just as often as
you feel disposed"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Lobster spearing in Canada.

This sport Is pursued in the Indian
fashion, by torchlght. A dark, calm
night and falling tide are the first
requisites, and the crew of the canoe
must consist of three-one to row, one
to hold the torch SO that it's light will
fall through the shallow water and light
up the bottom so as to show the lob
STEERS crouched among the seaweed, and
last, but not least, the spearer, armed
with long wooden spear, which it re-
quires considerable skill and practice to
drive down, so that the two prongs will
close over the Holsters back, capturing
him firmly, while leaving his body un-
injured. 1t is sport both exciting and
picturesque, as the boat creeps along
under the shadow of the bank and the
torch casts Rembrantish light on the
occupants and on the overhanging trees.
The captive Holsters sometimes make
very unpleasant occupiers of boat,
and it requires great equanimity to feel
them crawling about ones feet.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
A Novel Bond,

Concerning bonds, it has been ascer-
tanned that they ductuate. There are
bonds and bonds. Governments and
State bonds, county and town bonds,
and bonds of every conceivable sort on
which shekels could be raised. We
have before us one of a unique sort-a
bond of the Belleville, Hampstead and
Brazos Bridge Company, organized
under charter granted to j. G. Bell
and associates by act of the Legislature
Of Texas, passed July 6, 1870. Capital,
$4,000, paid up; shares, 800;
dividends, naonthlg. The charter of the
company is printed on the back of the
bond, Section 4 of which is specially
worthy the attention of New York finan-
ciers. It reads as follows:
"Sectio,s 4. It shall be the duty of
the County Court of Austin County
from time to time to cause said bridge
to be examined; and whenever they
shall consider the same to be not IN a
safe and good condition for the crossing
of persons and property; they may cause
the gates thereof to be opened for the
free crossing Of the public, and so re-
main open until the said Bridge Comp
any shall place said bridge in good re-
pair.,'
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
He gave up his Teeth,

The richest man Virginia ever pro-
duced was Samuel Miller. His wealth,
as popularity calculated, amounted to
about SO, 900 900. When his State was
invaded, during the war, Mr.. Miller
himself, though a Union man, had a
visit from rowing band. ''His
stocks, bonds, letters, and account
books" says correspondent of the
Philadelphia Press, ''were thrown
around with a lavish hand, and humid
reds of thousands of securities taken
away. Fortunately for him, the ra-
vagers did not know the full value of
these papers; but one of them did re-
cognize the glimmer of old gold in the
artificial teeth of the Virginian. ''Get
out them teeth" casually remarked the
warrior, with bayonet handy to back
the appeal. And Mr.. Miller, like a
prudent man, got out his teeth, and
Jared on soft diet for some time to
Gomez
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

An Ohio teacher recommends the use
of an almanac, which contains chrome
loginal memoranda, as the best method
for instructing children. The teacher
explains the meaning of the references,
and requires the pupil to bring to the
recitation all the facts within his reach.
For instance: ''Nov. 10, 1894, jays trea-
ty with Great Britain signed This SUBJ
ject calls for the meaning of November,
a biography Of Jay, and a history Of the
treaty.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
The Kissing Deacon,

In one of our puritanical towns of
New England, says an eastern paper,
lived Deacon Brown, a very staid, dig
nified sort of Christian, and a perfect
model ofpropriety. Deacon Brown had
the misfortune to lose his wife, and at
the age of forty found himself with
family of four small children, without
mistress to his farm house. AS he could
not Immediately take another wife and
avoid exciting scandal, and could not
get along without some one to take
charge of the kitchen and nursery, he
had recourse to employing young
woman as housemaid. Nancy Stearns
was a laughing, romping girl, who de-
lighted in experimenting upon the dea-
con by way of testing the strength of
human nature. For a long time the
deacon was invulnerable; but at last, in
a moment of unguarded weakness, he
was led into temptation, and into COM
hitting a slight indiscretion with his
beautiful housemaid. When in his
wonted presence of mind, he was horri-
fed at the enormity of his sin. In vain
he grieved over lost virtue. Finally, as
last effort for relieving his conscience.
at the conclusion of the services on the
following Sunday, he arose and request
ed the forbearance of the brethren and
sisters a few moments, when he electri-
fed them by making the following con-
fession:
my Christian friends, you all know
that lost my dear wife some months
ago, and that Nancy Stearns has been
keeping house for me; and you know
that have little child not year old.
Well that child would cry in the night,
and it would be long time before l
could quiet it; and last Tuesday night
God forgive me!-the child cried so bad
that Nancy arose and came into the
room, and leaned over the bed to hush
the child-and, brothers and sisters, her
leaning over made me forget Christr'
''What did you do?'' sternly demand
ed the minister.
"I-I-ki-kissed hertz stammered
out the deacon between his sobs, ''but
have been very sorry about it and
prayed to be forgiven-and I want you
to forgive me and pray for me, brothers
and sisters
AS the deacon bowed himself upon
his seat like the mighty oak before the
tornado, Deacon Goodfellow arose and
astonished the audience still more by
saying
Brothers and sisters, you have heard
what Deacon Brown has said, and now
he wants our forgiveness. For my part,
/ think Brother Brown is truly penitent
and | am willing to forgive him with my
whole heart. And brothers and sisters,
I add still farther, that if had no wife,
and a pretty girl like Nancy Stearns
should come to my room and lean over
me, I'd kiss her and abide the conse-
Ouences.n
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

The latest popular craze is two-cent
red stamp and one-cent blue stamp on
a white envelope. This is especially
the correct thing where young ladies
and gentlemen correspond. The blend
ing of the colors, red, white and blue,
means union. It also means that the
variegated billet-dour, being prepaid,
will 90 through
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Thad Stevens and the Judge.

44au 0IeVons anu the Juuge'
At Carlisle, Pa, they told innumera-
bic stories about that grim old patriot
and anti-slavery agitator, Thad Stew
ems.
One day the old man was practicing
in the Carlisle courts, and he didn't like
t the ruling e. Of t the presiding Judge: A
''old Thad,'' when the old man got up
with scarlet face and quivering lips and
commenced tying up his papers as if to
quit the court room.
''Do I understand, Mr.. Stevens,''
asked the Judge, cycling ''old Thad, y in
dignantly, ''do I understand that you
wish to show your contempt of this
Court?''
mo, sir, no sir, replied "old Thad."
II don't want to show my contempt, sir;
I'm trying to conceal itn'-N. Y. Star.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

A venerable Boston Minister called on
one of his flock with some oranges in
his pocket for the unexpected babies of
the family. The eldest was delighted
with this attention, and inquired if the
doctor would always bring her some
thing. On being told that he should al
ways bring her his love, she reflected a
while, then went to her money box and
extracted penny, which she pressed
emphatically into his hand with: ''There!
Take that, and buy something for your
self,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

A Nova Scotia editor wrote the fol-
lowing headline to a dispatch: 'The
British Lion Shaking his Name" He
went into fits, from which he has not
yet recovered, on reading the printers
version: 1.-The British Lion Skating in
Maine :,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

A well-to-do Philadelphia was an
earnest sutton for the heart and hand of
q sprightly Camden widow. After a
long courtship, which had failed to
satisfy his expectations, he ventured,
upon q certain occasion, when she
seemed to be in a particularly good
humor, to reproach her for her indif-
ference. "Ah,'' she said, coquettishly,
Il want to believe you, but how can r.
You're director in half-dozen gas
companies.'
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

what smell of carburetted hydro
gen." exclaimed a young lady, as she
entered concert hall. 'eThat amt no
kind o gin, num- said the doorkeeper;
''that's gas; the pipes leaky, num-
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

''Who runs this cheese wagon?'' in
CURED customer of his grocer. ''Oh,
I'm running it myself, s'pose." II
didn't know. There are a good many
SHIPPERS aboard"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
HAIR WORK.

Ornamental hair jewelry, such as
charms, chains, pins, earrings,
b, acelets, rings and all kinds of SOL
id work promptly made to order.
Combings so cents an ounce.
MES. X. PICKER.
Centre SIR, New Ulm, Mum.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

When married woman buys pug
dog for low price she gets bargain,
and her husband gets something to
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

-
minister The oath of allegiance to
such foreigner, If satisfied that it
will be for the good of the Kingdom,
and that such foreigner owns with
out encumbrance taxable real estate
within the Kingdom, and is not Of
Immoral character, nor refugee
from the justice of some other
country, nor 4 deserting sailor,
marine, soldier or officer"
SEC. 2.--This Act shall become
law from and after the date of it's
approval, and all laws and parts of
laws in contravention herewith, are
hereby repealed.
Sections 428 and 429 OF tie CiUH
Code before being amended as
"boce, read as fotlo,cs.:
SEC. 428.-The Minister of the
Interior shall have the superintend-
ouce and direction Of the natuEaliZa-
ton of Foreigners.
SEC. 429.-The said Minister shall
have the power. either in person or
through his Chief Clerk, upon the
application of any alien foreigner,
stating his intention to become per-
manent resident Of the Kingdom, to
administer the oath OF allegiance to
such foreigner, if satisfied that it
will be for the good of the Kingdom,
and that such foreigner is not OF i'm
moral character, nor refugee from
the justice of some other country,
nor q deserting sailor, marine; sol
dier or officer.
The Jollooing provisions Of the
Ciril Code are StiN in force, viz::
SEC. 433. 1t shall be competent
for His Majesty to confer upon any
alien resident abroad, or temporarily
resident in this Kingdom, letters.
patent of dcnization, comforting up
on such alien, without abjuration of
allegiance. all the rights privileges
and immunities OF native. Said
letters patent shall render the deni.
zen in all respects accountable to
the laws of this Kingdom, and i'm
pose upon him the like fealty to the
King, as if he had been naturahzed
as hereinhefore provided.
SEC. 434. The fee for admins
tering the oath Of allegiance, sub
scribing the jurat, and granting
certificate of the same, shall be five,
dollars. :.
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Kahului Notes.

Our Kahului correspondent sends
us the following;
The barkentine Uncle John, Capt.
Manson, arrived on the 18th from
Eureka, with cargo of redwood
lumber for the II. G. c.
The bark Ferris s. Thompson,
Capt. Potter, sailed on the 18th for
San Francisco. She took 6,469 bags
sugar, weighing 755,46S pounds,
valued at S47,297.15.
The following vessels are expected
ct Kahului: Brig Hazard, Capt.
Miller, from San Francisco; Schr.
Claus Spreckels, Capt. Cousins,
from Eureka.
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CCommuhioa.cd)
LINES ON THE BULLETIN.

The BULLETINS now all the rage,
It's 5u Inscriptions are heavier and hcavior.
Tho Kenyon may well fill the page,
There's another who's still (J.GD Clcvior.
P.H.DR.
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TIE DAYS O0INGs.
MORNING..

MOkSISC.
Great Credit Sale at the store Of
Mcsst3. Ii. Hackfeld " Co., BY L.
p. Adams, ct 10 o'clock.
Sale OF apples, potatoes 6: onions,
at Sales room OF Mr. F.. =. Adams at
II noon.
EVENING.
Concert by the Royal Hawaiian
Band. ct the Hawaiian Fotel, 1870.
Harmony Lodge: 7;30r.M.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21
HAWAIIAN LAWS

On tie Isl qr' Aug,,Si, 1874, IN Act
c, posed =" To proride TOR the
tqA.ing # the odth IF allegiance
by . tyons in tie enpioy Of The
Hacai;m GoUernment." This
g Act as amended August 3rd,
1876, reads aSJoHo~S!
SEC. From aud after the pas
sage OF this Act, every person of
foreign birth who may be appointed
to any Office Of profit or cinolument
under the Government OF this King
dom. shall. before entering upon the
du.ieg oS his office, take and sub
sur;Jr the oath of allegiance in
maIn4r aad form prescribed by
Sectiuas I30 and 43l Of the Civil
Code.
SEC. 2.-Evcry person now hold
ing any Office Of profit or emolument
under the Government Of this King
dom, who shall not already have
taken such oath as aforesaid, aud
who shall neglect or refuse to take
such oath within three months from
the passage of this Act, shall be
deemed to have resigned his office,
which shall become vacant at the
expiration Of such period.
SEC. 3.--The said oath may be
taken and subscribed hy any person
not resident on the island of Oahu,
before auy judge Of Court Of Re-
cord, who shall Immediately forward
the game to the Minister OF the in
terrier.
Sections 430 and 43l a6ouc referred
to, Of tie CirH Code, read as
tollo'rs:
SEC. 430. The oath OF allegiance
to be administered as aforesaid,
shall be rs follows:
The undersigned, 4 native Of ,......,
lately residing in ............, being
duly sworn, upon his onth, declares that
he viii support tie Constitution and
Law. of the Hawaiian Islands, and bear
truc allegiance to Ills Majesty ....
,......, the ninG.
Subscribed and sworn TO this ....
day of. ....., AID. lS. E, before mt.
SEC. 43l.--The oath of allegiance
shall always be subscribed by the
person 80 naturalized, be sworn to
in TIC form most obligatory upon his
conscience, and the Jurat thereof
shall be subscribed by the Minister
OF the Interior, or his Chief Clerk.
Oa &M 27th Of July, 1882, tie Jol-
lotcimq act 'caS passed aa,cnding
.5ec;ions 42S and 429 Of The CicH
Co1e, ui9.:
Sec. THAT Sections 42S and
429 Of the Civil Code be, and the
same are hereby amended so as to
read as follows:
Section 428.--The Minister Of
the interior, with the approval of
the King, shall have the superinten-
tlence and direction of the Naturaliza-
tion OF Foreigners.
/" Section f29. The said Minister,
with the approval Of the King, shall
have the power in person, upon the
application Of any alien foreigner
who shall have resided within the
Kingdom five years or more next
preceding such application, stating
his intention to become a permanent
resident OF the Kingdom, 10 adj
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

WE learn that 80 shares of the
East Maui Plantation stock were
sold on Saturday by w. 0. Smith
8 Co. at $500 share, cash.. Moral:
Advertise in the BULLETIN.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

8 drunl1s, l careless driving, 2
opium smoking on Saturday, and l
assault and battery and 2 Sabbath
breaking on Sunday at the Police
Court.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

The attendance at Fort Street
Church yesterday was exceedingly
large. Mr.. Cruzan looks as if his
holiday had done him good.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

A party of Chinanen living on
Maunallea street, finding one of their
number dying from Chinese dropsy
on Saturday, put him out on the
street and left him to die. They
then deserted.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

WE heard Of a man offering fine
garden hose for $5 the other day.
Whose was il
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

We lean by the courtesy of the
Post office officials, that ,222 letters
were received by the Suez, and 457
pounds weight OF newspapers.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

The mail for San Francisco per
steamer Suez, closes at the POST
office tomorrow at pm.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

The vacations are nearly over and
our people are returning.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

for the balconies were filed with
the /" fair women and brave men"
who had come to do honor to their
country's representative. Mr.. Dag
gett made a truly eloquent and
graceful speech of thanks for the
honor and the spirit of welcoms dis
played. Mr.. Mckinley and DR..
McGrew said few words in res
ponse to calls from the serenaders
and the proceedings terminated.
Mr.. Daggett will be able to learn
from this how not only our Ameri-
can fellow-citizens are prepared to
appreciate him, but also that all
nationalities are tinged with the same
spirit as the personnel of the de-
monstration showed.
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HER Majesty the Queen, the
mother Of her people," paid visit
to the Branch Leper Hospital at
Kakaako. She was genuinely well
coined
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

The Great Credit Sale, at the
store Of Messrs. II. Hackfeld & Co.,
will be continued this day at 10 AM,
of wines, spirits, ales, cigars, etc.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

We call attention to the resume
of the laws on naturalization in
another column.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

A RUNAWAY occurred on Hotel
street about ~ o'clock noon on
Saturday. The horse got away and
left the carriage behind. Nobody
hurt: express slightly damaged.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

TIE Band will give a concert at
the Hotel this evening, commencing
at 1880 PM.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

POLICE Court sat Friday, tried 4
or civil cases of no importance,
and as many more postponed till
next civil session. Two opium cases,
4 drunks, l burglary, l common
nuisance and 2 assault and battery
at the Police Court on Saturday.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

M ANTED. A live man with modcr
w ate capital, who is both mcr-
chant and accountant, can hear of Il
good business opportunity by address
ing c p d., Bulletin office. Principals
only. All communications strictly con-
hdcntial. 100
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21
HARD SOAP,

Toilet Soaps, Blue Notified Soap,
just received. our toilet soaps are
beautiful and cheap, families would do
Wcll to examine.
9G a. S. CLEGHoRN & Co
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

WE are sorry to learn to that Mr..
'Furneaux has sent away some of his
pictures, recording the eruption of
Mauna Loa, and will send more by
the next steamer. We understand
that they are sent to New York.
The Ministry felt compelled to make
n biz effort for the purchase of the
portrait of the late King Lunalilo on
account of its national value. What
then do they mean to do in regard to
these pictures which are of equal
national value ? Will they allow for
eigners in other countries to possess
national pictures like these and let
the nation go without them ?
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-21

THE stmr. Iwalani, from Kona
and Kau, will be due tomorrow
morning.