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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
SHIPPING NEWS.
PORT OF NETWORK. 3. 1892.
ARRIVED.


ARRIVED.
NS E4Sp sT and campbell Gasf2w April a. aud
steamer Vincenzo Floo Ita Cafsro Palermo April lG
with adse and "a passengers 70 Phelps Bros Co.
to order vessel to J Elicit & Son.
and s%ss o dc en A'r0 II days wit" md'0
S!ea @ rT DAM nam avro 20 days with
Steamer cid lBr. sawle. Havana Gdays with sugar to
CITY OF Pueba Deaken Vera cruz Aprl2l Progre
"a Havana days with Indse and passengers AeIan
steamer Dessoug, Smith Santiago days. with md,o To
s.sa%s, SAN Mares Bolser Galveston days Key
Steamer Breakws i loaz West Point Va, with mdso
Steamer tianeonia. MaDgrm. Portland inhse aud
ship CITY Of Boston of BOSTON,. Harper ship 10
day. wh H%beF 70 Psnnsyvaas RS Vessel 10 master
to order vessel to Grinne antnrn q CO. WIN "'''
Bark Frey swell Edstrom Leghorn IS days. with mdse
Park FIehaniel Gen, Machter Bremen 40 days with
Bark Europa GER sauermch Bremen SO DAYS with ce
men and empty barrels to order enaDn Koop
Brig Daope,s sot BangoT William, Antigua n days with
tT.The following vessel. anchored below up
indse to Il ain rosi vessel TO Vernon II q
suNskr-Wnd at sandy HOOK, moderate sw, haEy. Al
CLEARED.
steamer Lake champ'an lBr jackson LverpooI-seager
steamer Catalonia CBr,. dn Lver2oo-vcrnon II Brown
steamer Romano tBri Mitchell Kull-sanderson & Son
steamer state Of Nebraska OBJ. Braes, Glasgow-Ausn
Steamer Edam tDtch). Tsst Amsterdam Funch Edge
steamer Mark tBrl. Johpsou Matanzas-simpson a
wsssss co. SH0nA ''f "0"an M""t'So Bay Jsm-d
Marcia tBr p.Ion saga Ia Grandchildren & 90
Steamer vespef Hail. Wilmington no. Chester-AbiSi
siesacr L BIddIe. Wallace rhiadolphia-wm p GLIDE
Steamer Commonwealth. Van KIRK. rhnaldphh-JOhu
Steamer Mcclellan Bulups, Datimore-Geo II Glover
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
THE CUSTOMARY ANNUAL DEFICIENCY.

Eleven fremen and two assistant engineers en-
ployed in the Post Office LETT their work yesterday
Postmaster Pearson from Secretary Folger that the
appropriation for the care of the public buildings
Postmaster that if he would guarantee the payment
of their salaries they would remain, but as such
action Is forbidden by law Mr. Pearson was com
absence of the iremen the public elevators were
stopped and the electric light was cut off. Two
men who are employed on the elevators were also
deprived of employment. The steam for heating
the building was shut off and the will be un
heated for the present Some of the employees have
not been paid for work done last year when the ap
preparation by Congress was exhausted. One of the
employees whose pay stopped last year was
driven TO such desperate straits for want of the
necessary money to support his family that he COM
mi ted suc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
A burning BARK AT SEA.

The bark Europa, which arrived yesterday from
Bremen, on Siarcn rs III latitude 80 NORTH longi
tUds 1872 west, saw bark Of about 1000 tons
measurement on hre. Tie vessel had all sail set,
but had been abandoned small boat belonging
10 the bark was picked up near ler AID q number
letters wrttel Norwegian we're taken from
it, 1 he boat also contained lOod and water The
captain OF the Europa said he could not tnd the
vessels name, but believed her To be ali East India
NAL irom the manner III which she was sheathed.
The letters viii be brought u the city to-day, when
il is poss bic the OF tho vessel may DO DIS
c,osed 4 he captain believes the rescued
by a vessel winch he saw about seven miles IRON
fnr hum la bark.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
MISS ACKERMANs APPEAL NOT UPHELD.

At the meeting OF the Board OF Educatlon, yes~I-
day afternoon lively discussion took place IN re-
gard to the case of Miss Eugcnia S. Ackerman, who
was recently dismissed from Grammar Schooi no.
90 by the trustees Of the First Warf because mere
claimed was regular teacher, and therefore
should not have been dismissed, especially when
there was an teacer Miss fi ~ ths
stage appealed to the Board. The whole case was
referred by the Board to the Committee on Teachers
aud also to the Committee on Bylaws. The former
brought in a report sustaining the action OF the
trustees the latter recommended that Miss Acker-
mans appeal be sustained. These two adverse re-
ports camc before the Board yesterday Mr.. Wet
more of the Committee on Teachers, thought
that the Committee on Bylaws was not
called on to report any action on the mattcr, nnt
simply TO find ont facts Mr.. West thought that the
Committee on Bylaws was competent TO bring IN
such a report as was called for ny the facts. -
Messrs. Flynn. schf Kelly. Patterson, Crawford t
discussion, which became very warm MI. Patter-
son said that the action of the trustees was not
only unjust to Miss Alderman bui to az the Other
teachers who by the appointment of Miss F1tzslm-
mons, were degraded in rank and pay. IheIr ap-
peal ought therefore to be listened to by the Board
,Ss t sp 9npi t@a eacher
e Sga d %sn'ddfis eight StSoTs Mr. Flynn %n
maintained that Miss Alderman was properly dls-
missed. Mr.. Coudert spoke in favor of Mss Acker-
man. President Walker believed that the mat thd
was a question between two committees OF the
Board and if so, then the Committee on lcacheIs
was the better qualified to give decision: MI, mr.:
Kelly Thought that Miss FitzSimmOns was rightly
retained ard asked the Board not to be influenced
by pretty girl. .,,.
and being a tic was declared lost The appeal of
the other teachers, Also not sustained the vote
being tie. An effort was then made to relnstate
Miss Alderman by general resolution authorizing
the trustees TO employ four additional teachers IN
stead of three, who are now employed. After an
exhibition of bad temper and bad grammar the
resolution was laid on the table and tho Board adj
iOurncd in had humoT. 1t is stated that the real
question underlying this controversy is one OF
religion, Miss Alderman being Protestant, while
Mas FitZsimmOns is a Roman Catholic.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
A CHINAMAN's ASsALANT PUNISHED.

George Flanagan placed on trial yesterday in
TIE Court OF General Sessions for rObbing a China
man. While the case was in progress the prisoner
offered plea of assault which accepted by the
District-AttOrney In passing sentence Recorder
Snyth said 81 am satisfied that you are what is
known as q rough Men of your character must
learn that Cinnamon are entitled 10 the rights
as other people tnd that as a rule they are of a
quiet ana orderly character and are not inclined TO
be quarresome. But the roughs of this and other
cities make 1t business to modest them without
cause. 1t is fitting that you should be made X
ample Of, and l will sentence you To the Pcniten-
tary for one year and to pay fine of 800" This
is the full penalty for q SIN ole assault
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
MISS CLApP's ATTEMPT AT SUICIDE

The mystery surrounding the At
tempted suicide OF Miss Minnie Capp
Ontlnued to he almost as impeue-
trable yesterday as the previous day. The fam
lily OF the young woman refused absolutely to give
any information In regard to the affair, and received
no visitorf during the day except intimate friends
1t was stated by relative of Miss Ciapp that she
had been deyoting herself to study of late. and had
oyertaxed her brain to such extent that tenn
porary arrangement fesnited anu this, il was
said, was the cause Of her attempt at suicide.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
DEATH OF AN INSANE CLERGYMAN

The Rev. Herman w. Wrage, formerly pastor of
st. Pauls German Evangelical Lutheran Church at
South First aud Nnth-sts, Brooklyn, died on Tues
taken thIther few weeks agp, having become III
In the STREETS. SIR. Wrage q native of
Germany and about iifty-one years of age. lie had
been pastor of 81. PauPs Church for five years, hen
Ill health compelled him 10 resign about year ago.
since that time he had devoted himself to literary
labor, part Ot which was the translation of Ger
man books, until his OyerBtraned mind affected by
bouy weakened by chronic disease, gave way lie
leaves wife and five children. The funeral wall be
Ill 1t. PauPs Church this afternoon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
THE MAYORS NOMINEES

One reason why the Mayor did not send in any
nominations to the Aldermen tuesday is that
PARK Commissioner Lane holds that his term CT OF
ice does not expire until January /, 1858. lie was
appointed TO h the vacancy caused by the resigna-
ton Of William A. Martin and holds that he was
appointed tor full term. Mayor Grace has asked
the opinion OF the Corporation Counsel tins sub
jrct and viii receive ii III "a day or two. The Mayor
Will send TO the Aldermen on tuesday next nomIna-
tions for Police and Park Commissioners but the
nominees are not positively decided upon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
CARING FOR GERMAN IMMIGRANTS.

At the annual meeting Of the German Immigrant
GocIety Yesterday. President Hauset, in his report
of the work of the association tor the last year,
called attention to the of the Labor Bureau
at Castle Garden, which IS supported b. the Ger
man and Irish emlgIant societies Jointly. The Blu
reau had obtained employment, during the last
twelve mon rs, for ,2S7 persons 4,32o being men,
of whom 1862 were Germans 905 Irish, 1877 Rus
sians and Poles, 1903 Swiss, 81 ScaDdlnavians, 80
English and Scotch 43 HungaTiams and BOhemians
IL French, IA Hoanders ami Belgians, and Itsl
ians. Among the 29G2 women, III we're Germans,
anG the majority OF the rest were Irish.
Nit. Hauselt called attention to the
Impoverished condition of the Emigration
Commission and offered resolution to appropriate
81, 900 Ior the of the arriving German immi-
grants. Slgismund ka0fmdlnn opposed the motion
IL was resolved mat IN the event of the Emigration
Commission being dissolved tor want of funds TO
maintain II thai the German society would care for
slck and destitute Germans arriving here. 1t vas
also Owed to give MIR. Hauselt power to the
entire funds OF the society," If necessary. to provide
for German Immigration at this port. Mr. Hanselt
stated that the event of the Legislature not max
ing an appropriation 10 maintain the Immigrant in
situations German mass meeting would be held to
take necessary action.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
"A STORY FROM LIFE.
THE
Post Office Detective:
Or,
A Mystery of the Mail
by GEORGE w. GOODE,
Author Of "D0NALD DtN -. . liz BALTIMORE
nETEr"'f'""
Ready NEXT MONDAY, IN No 20 of the
NeW-Y0rk Weekly.

Tho hero of this story is a LIvINo MAN GOVERN
MENT DETECTIVE. employed to-day especially TO hunt
frauds in the Postal Department. aud bring guilty
parties TO justice.
Any person who given the subject duo reflection,
aware the difficulty OF locating the exact 500.
where a robbery Of the mails has been effected.
The baes may aed transit in post once
they were up post office where distrb
uted.
crime the guilty parties has called into exercise tbs
rarest combination of qualities courage shrewdness tact
keonness prompt adsptabiy eircnmstances and I'M
Ainching determination.
All these qualities rarely possessed by person;
hence the difficulty of securing the ser
vices other competent every respect as
OUR RENOWNED
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
THE LONG ISLAND CITY POOL ROOMS.

No e1ort was made by the police authorities of
Lang Isaad City. yesterday to CLOSE the pool rooms
that nave been opened IN that city. DstrotAttoraey
downing, OF Queens County, says that the Police
Commissioners are responsible Tor the continuance
OF tue pool selling, as they order the police force
~ Their disposal " close every place where the
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HOME NEWS
PROMINENT ARRIVALS

Fifth Arcnme Hotet-Justice Ward Hunt, Of the
II $ Supreme Court judge Theodore Miller, Of the " Il
Court of Appeals and Samuel r. Colt. OF Rhode Island
Brevoor House-Murat Halstead OF me tsnsnndm co,s
and Captain Hams Of The steamship Gala GtGsv hce
-Geneal Thomas g. Pitcher, U. g. A..-Neo lOrk HoHc
Ex Mayor erck o. Prince. OF Boston and Coonel ~ r.
Hampton Of Charleston, C.....S James Host-'ohn L.
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practice is being carried on He is averse to order
ing the rooms to be closed as he believes that by so
doing he would be exceeding his authority as ,he
prosecuting officer of the county He says the suD
ject is one that is entirely within the province OF
the Commissioners. The pool sellers are not dong
much business at present
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

Steamer Roanoke Couch Norfolk CITY Point and Rich
steamer Regulator. Doane wilmington, NC-wm Clyde
steamer Castle. Reed, Charleston. SCI W oun-
steamer CITY Of Columbus Fisher. savsnnAh-Honry
BARK John smith, sones PORT Natal AT smi.h@ Co,
ham, Pickering 4 co.
Hd1 SET Es1.
Bark Eagenia lBr: Gcponean, sydney. cB-A 7 Heney'
Bark J Lopoz, Leland. san Domingo city, Vicim
Bark Moro. Carlisle sagus Gra.dowaydAii@ Co
SAILED
Steamer Catalonia. for Liverpool Edam. Amstardamj
West Point Va ship shoia for caIcntia Columbia San
se bSIss 0sska h1SaS for
Dunkrk. Bark Fortuna, for Finland
SPOKEN.
April 90 lat AZ o. lon So 80 ship Hudson, Meyer from
April s. lat a. is lon IS a. bark Pandora olsen from
New York for Oronstadt.
MIsoELLANEoUs
The North and South American Steam Navigation Com
After use as sn gushing night signal CSS'9n light 'h0w
red thrown to the height OF tifty feet
NAVAL
MoyTEyTDEo May 2aThe Us steamer Brooklyn Las boon
slightly damaged IN collision
THE MOVEMENTS OF srEAMERl
FOREIGN Ports
LONDON May sArrlyed steamer Bolivia r, Donaldson,
oUEExsTSwS Nay TA a steamer Palmyra tBr, Cot
Sailed city OF Brussels r cOndron, from Liver
pool hence for New. York.
Also arrived Indiana Am) Sgrgcnt Philadelphia
April 20 for Liverpool.
SOUTHAMPTON May 3-Arrfyed strassburg (Ger)
Heimbruck. from Baltimore April 90 her Bremen
HAABURG, May 3Arrfvel, steamers Cimbrla (Ger) Lud
wig from New York April 90 suesa (Ger bers from do
April 81
BREMEN April 3o-Arrved, steamer Charrington (Br).
Trail from New-Orleans April via Halifax 10
DOMESTIC Ports.
HALIFAX May 3-Arrived steamer ouebec (Br) Dale from
Liverpool for Quebec conld reach port Of
HAVANA, May 3-Au1ved steamer Newport SuDdDerg
from New York April 70.
BOSTON May ARRIVED, steamers Castala (Br), Craig
Mediterranean; Bulgarian Br Irant LiyerpOO Scandina
Wan Rrl Park. Glasgow Gen whitney Haett, Newly
Lancaster, Mills Philadelphia Aries, LOveland do.
Johns Hopkins, Hallett, Batmore Glaucus Bearse New
York
PHILADELPHIA, May 3-ArTivod. Monitor Warren
Wiiamspnrt Wlletts Salon Virginia BeaTse Charleston
Cleared, steamer Pennsylvania Ann, Dodge, Liverpool
Sailed, MayiOwcr York. Hercules
ing, Providence. Wyoming Fail River.
DELAWARE BRRAKWAGEE May 3Passed out, steamer Trop
io, Port Antonio.
BALTIMORE. May 3-Arrved, steamer Vineland Chance.
NeW-lOrk
Cleared steamers VIM Kennedy Warren, New.York; = W
Brtirc Foster do.
Sailed. steamers Phocnician and Kennedy
CHARLESTON, May 3-Arryci Cleopatra Marsh
Baltimore Fanita Philadelphia.
sailed. steamer Delaware. Ne8-GOrk.
SAVANNAH May Sailed steamer cato City, Network.
ORLEANS, -Passes-Sallei steamers Enilano,
for Liverpool. Hudson, New YORK.
SAN FRANCISCO May S-Arrlved steamer CLAIMS Castle
(Brl, Hong Kong;
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MARINE LNTELLIGENCE.

MINIATURE ALMANAC-TO.DAN
Sun Adj $50 Moonn,s 1913 Moons age dya n
HIGH WATER TODAY
Torenoon-S'dY HK Sill tov. Isd 81: lIo Gats 1890
AnernoOHS'y IPK, est Gov. Isd 00i Hen Gate 1888
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
THE MECHANICS BANK OF NEWARK.

The trustees Of the fund Of $75O,O00 subscribed
bv the directors of the Mechanics Bank of Newark
to pay the depOHtOfs, met Yesterday and arranged
10 pay the money 70 the creditors and Stockholders
under the direct rs agreement, on May JIG. The
agreement of the directors provides that all deposit
ors of less than 500 shall be paid IN full and all
other depOstOrs, except corporations, be paid 20
per cent; that whatever may be realized from the
Nugent estate shall lie divided pro rata among all
deposi Ors end that corporations shall receive the
receivers dividend Of 90 per cent III addition to
share in he proceeds of the Nugent suit The stock
holders will receive back the 100 per cent assess
uDent on stock levied by the receiver. Yesterday
the receiver sent to the Controller checks for 10
per cent dividend, which will also be- paid on May
is Ii has been determined to 81 art the bank again
Immediately as a Institution. The old building
will be occupied by the new bank. The indictment
against stephen H. Condict for conspiracy with
Cashier Baldwin III defraudng tie bank by deliver
Ing false dividends and III aiding and abettlng the
classifying OF the books not likely TO be taken up.
The conference cf the directors with DistIlctAttO
ney Keasby Mr. Condict aud the counsel represent
ing the various interested persons, which was held
on tuesday night, was prolonged TO nearly mid
night, and was the last OF number OF conferences
held in consequence of Mr.. Condlcts subscription
bong withheld because OF the criminal indictment.
From the admission of the District-Attoney, 1T is
believed that Nj. Condicts Scruples overcome
by guarantee that he would not DO criminally
prosecuted If be paid the amount OF his subscription
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

When heart and brain lanCuish, and the
majesty perfect human nature ia conquered by tickle tenn
per aud tendency the faulty. Give
ny the sufferer aud teach him Of Dr.
Celery and ChaLnOmue Pills.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

The doctors said had consumption and mus
die but Parkers GingerTonc has cured Oraer Kis
Spre, Penn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

Malaria positively cured. EmOry's Standar
Cure Pills fail; bal effects Physicians pre5crb1
Druggists sell Them SOC Crittenden. lis FdtOn-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

If you value your eye-sight, use the Celll
oid Eyeglasses They have equal Sold by opticians
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

The London Proprietary Club jerome Stivers
president, and j. y. Ludington, secretary, opened
It's rooms at No. 6 West Twenty last
ing The plan of the organization is in vogue IN
England he expenses of the club being borne by
the president and secretary. who make small
nuofll 40
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

Holman Pad COmpany's remedies como neare
being specific than thing yet discovered Depot No74
Broadway, aud all druggists.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
STATEN ISLAND.

RICHMOND.The Richmond County Grand jury
have found three indictments against the man call
ing himself Colonel Henry Sloat for obtaining
money under false pretences. He collected various
sums of money which he said were for the Grand
Army of the Republic.
STAPLETON.--James McEnaney was arrested yes
erday charged with having set fire to the premises
OF Thomas Morgan. in Stapleton. On Monday night
two refused free drinks in Mannng's
saloon, and they wont away threatening to " get
square" soon afterward Morgan's stables in the
rear Of Mannings place. lire. McEnaney is
suspected Oi being engaged IN the affair.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

HENRY A. DANIELS, VI. D.,
143 LeXingtonaye near 2Jthst Hours, ID anl 20 Z
Attention to GcntlonsI.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04

| Friedrich Bamhardt recovered yesterday, in the
Marine Court, verdict against James Rogers for
81 900 as damages for the loss of his daughters
services, caused by the alleged misconduct Of the
| Hafn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
WESTCHESTER COUNTY.

East Chester on Monday evening granted liquor
licenses TO all applicants who were prepared to pay
S3O for the same. There were thirty-nine applica-
tons Ihirty-five were granted. The other four
applicants had not come prepared 10 pay down the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-04
announcements

Buchupaiba." Quick, complete cure, al
annoying Kidney and L rinary diseases. 81
Earl s. Wilson's + and w brand of Mem
Collars and Guns the best sold everYwhere
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thetics which SO many say have af-
forded them nothing more than some
pangs of envy, lacking the where
withal to indulge its exquisitely
refined though somewhat costly vag-
aries. Nonsense when with sun
dry scraps of silk and velvet and
some skeins of floss and crewels one
can construct panels of high-art and
lamp screens that might have done
duty in the sumptuous bed-chamber
of luxury loving Lorenzo. When
with a pale solitary flower or two
and an economical sprinkling Of
daisies one can dangle Eastlake dra
peries from ones mant els and win
dows and fit up an aesthetic room al
ter the most approved style at a very
simple cost, indeed.
lit is not given to all to paint the
Christ" a great Italian painter said
when he saw his own patient and
honest endeavor eelipsed by his
friend, but he still painted his conta
dino heads and peasant scenes, and
left name beloved above all-re-
membered still in Italy-"the little
Donate" SO it is not given to all
to wear the outward signs of what
lies treasured in his soul,-but the
germ of that divine essence is hard
to kill. Poverty will not do it nor
opposing influences. 1t crops out
every now and then, just as those
old church chimes buried centuries
ago in that city beneath the sea, ring
out sweet and clear after long in
lervals, to the great awe of the fish
er-folls dwelling along the coast.
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Can this be True.
EXTRAORDINARY ELF-RESTRAIN1
OF A NEWSPAPER ADVERTISER.
Rnsfnn Nnc1rncrcial z .ilntir

EXTRAORDINARY SELF RESTRAINT
OF A NEWSPAPER ADVERTISER.
Boston Commercial Bulletin
Il would like to have an adver-
tisement Inserted"
This is a slogan thai would resur-
rect dead man behind newspaper
counter, and the clerk turned as if
moved by an electric current, and
calculated :
Eyes, sir; want the top Of the COL
umn, | s'pose?"
mo; | am not particular, " said
the advertiser.
"Want it inside next leading edi-
torial 2"
Either page will answer" repli-
ed the other.
Want cut Of DEATHS head and
marrow bones, or sore leg to make
it attractive, or "a portrait of the ad-
vertiser with long hair and turn
down SHIRT collar 7"
Clear type, black ink, and white
paper are good enough for me-" was
the response.
''All fight; want head line in type
an inch longer than jenkins ad in
next column, or will you have it put
up side down, or your name in
crooked letters like forked lightning
all over it 2"
mo; a plain, straightforward adj
yertisement in space Of four inches
will answer my purpose 2"
Good enough. Want about ten
inches of notice free, don't you {?
Family history how your grand
father BACKED Washington's boots
once; mention yourself as a mem
brr Of 4 circulating library, church,
fire company, cooperative store,
sase ball club, and other important
positions ?"
The gentleman expected to pay
for his paper, and asked the price of
| the advertisement.
The delighted clerk figured it up
and then asked.
eff we send you the bill around in
about year yeu can tell the boy
when to cali again can't you 20
MOL will pay you now, 'said the
! other, taking our a roll of bills.
The newspaper mans eyes bulged
as he said:
"Ah! you want Is per cent dis
count and Is per cent, off for cash."
| am ready to pay fair price for
value received. Tell me your regu-
larrates and here is the money"
"A beatiffic expression spread over
the wan face of the worn clerk as
| he murmured
stranger, when did you come
down, and when do you expect the
apostles along ?"