The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1882-12-23
nuLLroNvrLLr AND pASAca pors


There was very poor imitation Of
dance at Social Hall Monday evening.
A marriage in high life IL on the taps
in Bullionville. Full particulars in next
weeks issue
She has left for the Ill., and with her,
all that is fair in life; so think some Of
the Bullion boys
Messrs McCarter and Yoacham nightly
exhibit the tiger at Anthony McMahons
for the edification Of theIlovers Of the ex-
citing sport.
In consequence Of the large number Of
teams in from Utah during the week the
bullion has been decreasing very rapidly
from the furnace yard
What lovers Of turkey meat our neigh
bors on the Hill must be, for we have
counted no less than thirty wagons loaded
with gobblers going Pioeheward.
Lead poison and whisky poison go hand
i'll hand, and make short work Of the
most robust constitution. Extract from
every days observation in Bullionville
The smelling company's store in Bull
lionville has large variety Of Christmas
candy wherewith old Santa Claus can fill
the little ones stockings to OVERLOOKING
The Bullionville Social Club are max
ing grand preparations for bon ton bali
to take place in their hall Christmas
evening. The motto is. ''Come one; Come
ALL"
Success Charley, and bouncing boy
in the near future. He has come in the
shape of an eleven. pound cherub, and
Uncle Billy feels more elated than il he
had been elected County Dad.
Unhappy Bullionville, your inquiry is
so great, your air so impregnated with
poisonous tailings, and your grade OF
whisky SO low that everybody and every
thing within your limits are liable at any
moment to epileptic distortions
Professor Megarrigle, who has been
resticating in Bullionville for some time
back, managed to elude couple of hi,
female admirers Monday morning and
quietly stole away to his bachelor retreat
by the turbulent waters Of the Muddy.
Bullionyille has been unusually livel,
during the week, a "can-can" perform
ance being the nightly attraction, with :
hysterical love drama between acts
where the heroine goes into convulsioni
and has to be revived by the use Of slim
ulants administered by the local phys
icians.
George Blythe Is the fortunate posses
ser Of several good mines out at Hike
We were shown sample assays from tn
, following a few days since: Vermilion
$40 ozs.; Mayfower, liz ozs., and Noun
. tain Boy ITO szz. Hike may yet produc
something better than bad men and shot
guns.
Christmas and Santa Claus are synony
| nous words, and the only ones in tn
( dictionary that have the power to pierre
through the callousness of our world
arnors, opening our hearts to the sur
shine of younger days, when trouble an
: care and the vanities OF selfish worl
! were carefully disguised by loving par
. ents.
81 Our Bishop, in his sermon Sunda
e evening, showed up in a forcible manns
the evil effects that are sure to follow il
h temperance and gambling, and asked ii
e prayers of the congregation for all tho.
who are so addicted. In the fullness
our heart we offered couple for OF
8 neighbors in Bullion and Phoebe, belle
y ing that they needed them more ths
= anybody else.
t A Chinese laundryman in Bullionvill
e by the name Of John Jack, has got son
kind of an artistic system that beats Il
% faro bank, and the worst part of it
l. none of the other players can compreher
;. it or follow him in his bets, As he cope
r. and uncoppers them so rapidly on insi'
= corners. He has won over 81 600 her
y inside of a month, on "S5 limit" Ia
q cut and his countrymen say that he b
a been barred out Of games in most eve
camp in the State.
:. One of our youths, who at one tn
!, stood well in the church, and claimed
! affinity in love affairs with respectful
is Young lady, made an ass Of himself dt
er ing the week by riding on horse ba
TX through the village in company with t;
but frail Bristolian; but on realizing ne
day what he had done he wept tears
VI. sorrow and took passage for Sanpete Oh
cir freight team. Poor, unlucky boy, m
in your bright star shine on you more p
Ia pitiously in the future than it has in
", past,