davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
gsIaEE}MATESM

There has been no medicine for rheumatism
ever introduced that equals Durang's Rheumatic
Remedy. 1t is as sure TO cure as the seasons are
to follow one another. Many of our prominent
men here in public life have used it with great
success. We unhesitatingly recommend it,
Washington City Republican.
Soil at all drug stores. Price one dollar. Six
bottles for five dollars Write for free circular to
the proprietor, Mr.. X. Helpstine, druggist,
Washington D. c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

Mr. Charles A. Reynolds, Of Madison, Ind,
writes "For ten years / have been trying to re-
gain nv health Sometimes / doctored tor my
Kidneys; again. I would take cough medicines
and consumption cures, and then my dyspepsia
would nearly kill me and / had to doctor for
that. Hearing of DIR. Guysotts Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla, l bought bottle. 1t did me more
good than / expected. / am now robust and
strong. and have not felt sick for long time. ]
feel strong in every part Of my body, ard at
night | enjoy most refreshing, dreamess slnm-
bae
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Mas. coRNELIA ALLISON, Peosta, la.

Night. = Master; James, remind
me, when 60 to town tomorrow, that
/ buy lemon-sauezeer. Morning
James (round the corner1: His master
(who happened to be embracing his
wife, was giving his usual morning
salute before starting to business:
'Squeezer, sir. squeezerw
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
MAUD ROsGHUE's CROICE.
pYT EDWIN LEARY.


Maud Residue sat in her swell tete a-tete, and
toyed with her dark raven hair;
Her yonng heart was full of bright fairy romance,
and Maud had fine queeny air.
She said: q If in wedlock my future is bound, the
sutton who proffers the ring
Must be an AdOnis with plenty OF cash, and as
princcly and proud as a king.
There's Skinern, the lawyer, 1 cannot love him,
with his tedious briefs and his cases;
He's fcreve, discoursing of Blackstone and Kent !
| abhoe all laws technical hrases.
| could never abide his stale wit ard bad puns,
nor his forensic speeches annoying
lie bores one to death with his gaTrulous tongue,
all the craft of his calling employing
And Lancem, the doctor, dear me what fool
he thinks he's know-all omniseient. -
Though in powders and pills and sirup OF scaiils'
no doubt he is very proficient
He talks Of bis heart with marvellous ar, foiis
his ewes in a soft, spooney manner,
But he's sallow -complexioned, dyspeptlc and thin
and in fact looks much like Doctor Tanner.
Old Serapem, the barber, good gracious. says
he on my beauty and style has gone crazy
But then he il bilious, bald headed and poor, be-
sides being intoernbly lazy.
He uses perfumes that engender disgust OF his
presence I'In dreadful afraid.
Then he always locks glum, smells OF rankest bay
rum and bad oleo-butter pomade.
But, Captain TopgalIant all he is the man
who by all womankind is adoret;
His form is beroic-yes symmetry's self-and be
looks every inch like a lord;
His whiskers Dundreary and large melting orbs
in my heart raise a loye-felt commotion.
When his ship comes to port, hell escort Inc on
bo4ri, and take me-his bride-'cross the
ocean,"
On the wild surging main, in bis temPest-tossed
bark, the brave captain, in day-dreams ro-
maneing,
Often pictures his bride nesting close to his side,
her sweet kiss and dear smile so enhancing
He yearns for the hour he will call her his own
but the day he sailed into the harbor,
HIS sweetheart to find, false Maud changed her
mind and, great Heavens! -she married the
barJeTi
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Endorsed by the Clergy,

We take pleasure in recommending Dr. Warn
er's White Wine of Tar Syrup to the public, and
especially to any public speaker that may be
troubled with throat or lung disease.
Rev.. NJ. L. B00HER,
Pastor Presbyterian Church, Reading, Mich.
Rev. J. Z. IDDINGS,
Albion, Mich
Rev. V. L. LOCKWOOD,
A,r,, Arho Minh
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

CHOW do you say pig in German?'
asked an Englishman Of an American
as the vessel neared Antwerp. You
needn't say anything" replied the
American; you'll be recognized with
out exclamation.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Rotten CABBAGE in the Cellar.

1t is well established fact that much blood
poisoning disease is traceable to decayed vegeta-
bes in the cellar. This is especially the case in
the spring of the year after the cellars have been
closed for many months, and before they have
been opened out and properly cleansed and aired
Moral Air your cellars early anu purify and
renovate the system with Aliens Iron Tonic
Bitters." the label On every bottle of the genu-
Inc bears the signature of j. B. Allen, druggist
and manufacturing pharmacist, sole manufac-
turer St Paul Mimi
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

The Worlds DIspensary and Invalids' Hotel,
at Buffalo, n. Y, destroyed by fire year ago,
is rebuilt and full Of patients. For Invalid !
Guide Book giving particulars and terms OF
treatment. address with two stamps, WORLD
DlspExsARY MEDICAL AssocIATIoS, Buffalo
n Y
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Free to all ministers of Churches.

will send one bottle of White Nine of Tar
Syrup gratis, to any minister that will recon-
mend it to his friends, after giving it fair test,
and it proves satisfactory for coughs colds, throat
or lung diseases. Respectfully,
Dr.. c. D. WARNER
Reading, Mich.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

The only natural hair remover is Carboline,
deudorized extract of petroleum, prepared with
out distillation or rectifcation with acids or al
kalies, containing no mineral or other poisons, de-
ightfnlly perfumed and as clear and pure as
nrnIo water.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

In China they punish the adultera-
ton of food with death. Death often
results from the same cause in this
country.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
HOW VERY ANNOYING.

When one is invited out to a hearty dinner, how
very annoying to feel sgch dyspeptic symptoms as
stomach heartburn, etc. If thus afflicted your
digestive organs are weak. Nothing assists ma
ture SO effectively in giving tone and strength to
the stomach liver and bowels as that Queen of all
vegetable tonics. DR.. Guysotts Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla. 1t is certain cure for all kinds OF
dyspepsia. 1t also cures nervous weakness. 1t is
kind and friendly to the brain. 1t makes good
flesh and blood. 1t cures hysteria, nervous ex-
citabihty wasting of the muscles, and expels all
blood impurities. For brain workers It is espe-
cially beneficial ii checks all tendency to insan-
ity. 1t removes such symptoms as blotches, skin
diseases dmness of vision. loss of memory, cough,
catarrh of the bladder, painful urination, dyspep-
sia general dependency, etc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

"My wife and l am one," explained
the colored gentleman; adding, with
smile that was childlike and bland,
"and 7 am de ONE
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Could Hardly stand on Her Feet

X. V. PIERCE, NJ. D.. Buffalo, N. y. Dea
Sri Hust tell you what your medicine has done
for me- Before taking your "Favorita Prescrip-
ton" could hardly stand on my feet, but, by
following your advice, l am perfectly cured.
The "Favorite Prescription is wonderful medi-
cine for debilitated and nervous females. / can
not express how thankful / am for your advice.
Yours truly,
Mrs CORNEIT a ALLISON paosfa Ia
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

Miss Lenora Horn, of Beru, Neb.,
has a head Of hair sixty eight inches ID
length. She has refused $500 for the
treasure.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

"Short but sweet" as the old maid
said when she kissed the dwarf who
was on exhibition.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

aShe stoops to conquer" Can this
refer to the fond mother who bends
over her hayward boy with a number
five slipper?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

Air your cellars early and renovate the system
with Aliens II ron Tonic Bitters."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
683 Fulton st. Chicago, iii

A little boy remarked, :" | like grand
pa because he is such a gentlemanly
man; he always tells me to help my
self to sugar"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

Browns IRON BITTERs
will cure Dyspepsia, In
digestion, Weakness,
Malaria, decay in the
liver, kidneys, and diges-
tive organs. n~ As a
medicine for diseases
peculiar to women, it is
without an equal. Price
500. For sale by all
druggists and dealers in
medicine.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

A youth to fortune and to fame I'M
known sends Dumas the manuscript of
a new play, asking the great dramatist
to become his collaboration. Dumas
is for moment petrifed, then siezes
his pen and replies: 'How dare you,
sir, propose to yoke together horse
md an ass ?" The author, by return
mail: "How dare you. sir, call me .
horse?n Dumas, by next mail: Send
me your play. my young friend
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Advicesto wives-Man is very much
like an egg keep him in hot water,
and he is bound to become hardened.

GENTLEMEN-Your Hep Bitters have been Of
great value to me. / was laid up with typhoid
fever for over two months and could get no relief
until tried your Hop Bitters. To those suffer
ing from debility or any one in feeble health /
cordially recommend them.
j. C. STOETZEL,
683 Fulton ST Chicago iii.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

If Browns IRON B1T-
TIERS is taken according to
directions, it will not only
relieve the incorporate man
Of the ailments resulting
from his excuses, but it will
remove all desire for arti6-
cial stimulants.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
A Judges Experience.

Judge ]. I. Bossier, of st. Tammany
parish, La, and of the State Legisla-
ture, thus expressed his opinion to one
of our representatives: II have found
st. Jacobs Oil to be very efficacious in
sprains and bruises. In my opinion
there is no oil or liniment equal to it.
-Neao Orleans (La.) Times-Democret.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04

RUNE

Ruined by Rum How
many of your acquaint-
ances? Aye, many.
BRowN's IRON BITrERs
is the practical temper
ancemedicineof the day.
Not composed Of liquor,
not sold in bar-rooms,
but a true tonic in every
particular.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-05-04
Dawnof a New Era

Ditson IL Co make a special feature of Sunday
School Song Books, and can safely commend the
three ones which they publish this season.
Their compilers are practical workers IN the sun
day School, and with previous pub ications have
been extremely successful The new books are:
THE BEACON LIGHT.
BY j. H. TENNEY and +. a. HOFFMAN.
collection Of new hymns and tunes, carefully
selected from large number of manuscripts, Of
which four ont of every five were rejected, only
the very best being retained Price, 30 cts.
LIGHT AND LIFE.
by X. N. MCINTOSH
This new book is quite comprehensive, providing
in small space ample material for Two years,
including great variety of new hymns, as well
az some older ones, which are always in request.
Price, 35 cents.
BANNER OF VICTORY.
BY a. J. ABBEY and NJ. j MUNGER.
This is the latest of the three new books, and IL
sure 20 meet with good success II contains ali
the variety and freshness which could well be
desired, including many beautiful pieces espe-
cially adapted for prayer and praise meetings.
Price b cents.
LYON & HEsLY, Chicago, ill.
OLIVER DITS0N & CO., Boston
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21
'EEae Late Murder.

We trust the county authorities will
make IN effort to capture the murderers
Of Albert Hunt? By offering
reward sufficiently large to give
reasonable hopes oftheir capture, and final
bringing to justice. A foul murder has
been committed III our midst, d cold blood
ed murder without shadow of cause :;
an unarmed, peaceable, laW-abiding citi-
gen, has been shot down On the prairie in
cold blood without q chance for his life.
The murderers arc at large, perhaps in
our very midst, liable from their immuni-
ty from punishment to commit some crimt
at the first opportunity. Who is safe
when men capable of such a deed are run
ming at large? For the honor Of Choteau
County no money should be spared, no
stone left unturned to bring the murders
of poor Hunt to justice.
So far as we know no steps have been
taken to effect the arrest fthe two horse
thieves who recently rode through the
county commencing at Sand Coulee with
the robbery of two houses and from
thence riding to the mouth of Sun river
and stealing the horses ofthe Montana Cat
tie Company, and suspicion very strongly
points at these same. two men as being
the murderers OF Hunt. This sort of thing
must be put down by the iron hand of the
law, and it is the duty OF every laW-abid-
ing citizen to aid in every way the capture
OF the dastardly murderers Of Albert Hunt.
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21
Real Estate Boom has Struck
Benton.

The brewery property owned by Mr.. j.
4. kanouse was bought by the firm Of
Hirshberg & Nathan yesterday, including
the property on Main street and the allev
opposite the brewery, and all the fixtures
and stock pertaining to it. The property
10 described as follows: 75x120 feet on
Main street, 261ax55 feet on the alley.
Consideration, 1900
This sale shows the confidence our lead
ing merchants have in Benton. The pro-
perty is well worth the price paid for it
Aessrs. Hirshberg & Nathan will run the
brewery In arst-class shape, and swill pro-
bably add bottling department and sup
ply the Benton trade with beer at prices
that will make the shipment of it from the
States losing business. Success to the
enterprise of Hirshberg & Nathan.
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21
The Change i'm Trade i'm Benton,

To anyone who has resided in Benton,
say for period Of five years
cannot but be struck with the change that
the town has undergone in regard to the
articles that are brought here for sale. Ii
times gone by, and not SO very long ago
either, such thing as silk for wearing ap-
parel was unknown and in our largest
houses you might perhaps find a few yards
of it. But how different now. The stores
ofour merchants are filled with the most ex-
pensive goods, such as seal skin saques,
costing all the way from $3.50 to $500, fine
velvet carpets, raw silk curtains, and in
fact everything that you find in the largest
stores in the States. It seems impossible
to bring too fine goods to this market for
the trade and those of the merchants who
had the foresight to see such goods would
sell and brought them here are reaping the
reward Of their business sagacity in in
creased trade and profits. No need now
to send to Helena Or the East for anything
you lack our merchants for they will supply
you with anything you want and at prices
that are not so very much above that OF
the States. That Benton will always re-
main the chief supply point Of this part OF
the Territory, is unquestionable. Other from
tier towns anticipate the adventof rail-
road with enthusiasm, as a kind Of a free
ing from high freights and slow locomo-
ton. While we at the head Of the finest
system of nayigable rivers on the known
globe, can be in a manner independent OF
the advance Of the iron horse, and while
railroad would bring us incalculable bene-
fits i'll many ways and give the country an
impetus that it has never felt before, and
give Us our share OF the great tide of I'M
migration that has followed the Union Pa |
cifc Railroad and passed us by, and the
Northern Pacific Railroad and changed |
the Wilds Of Dakota into q populous and
fertile garden in the short space of five |
years. Still we can wait with equannity
ill the railroad comes, feeling that it will
be as much to railroads advantage to
)ome to Benton as for Benton's advantage
% have it come here.
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21

From Saturdays Daily
. Mrs. e. G.. Maclay went to Helena 0
this mornings coach for visit to he
uncle, Mr.. John 7. Murphy.
I. G. Baker 6 Co. wish to inform tn
party who took their hand cart away som
time ago that they had better return it a
once.
! The house owned by Mrs. Dena Murray
Iopposite /. G. Baker 6 Co. s store is being
fitted up for photograph gallery, and vii
be occupied by Mr.. R. NJ. Daf1n.
Messrs. T. G. Power G Bro. have ON ex-
hibition in their dry goods department a
fine ladies' wrapper made in their manu-
factory by Miss O'Hare. It is a very hand
some garment.
The success Of the committee soliciting
subscriptions for the Sisters Hospital is
certainly f1attering, and with what SUBJ
scriptions they expect to obtain from the
country outside of Benton will make the
sum. total to an amount sufficient to put a
up handsome building.
The need Of q good graded .school in
Benton is becoming more and more Il ne
cessity every day. The school fund is in
a flourishing condition now, and there is
no reason why 3 good building should not
beput up. The necessity of it is certainly
apparent and the building Of it would help
the town more than can be estimated. That
our educational facilities should keep pace
with other Improvements or even ahead of
them is obvious.
There is q frst-rate opening here for a
Flour and Feed store where baled hay,
-four, and feed of all kinds is kept. A large
business could be done with the steam
boats in summer in baled hay for feed for
the cattle they take down the river. SPeo-
pie travelling on the prairie where feed is
short would buy a bale of hay as it would
not take up much room nor does it weigh
much A large and profitable business
could be built up in a few years. Who
will take advantage Of the opening.
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21
From Tuesdays Daily.

From Tuesdays Daily.
Pop corn at Kleinschmlds & Bros.
Eggs and butter as Kleinsehmidt &
Bros.
James McDevits assumed the Sheriff's
office yesterday.
Ladies' and chlldren's kaft hoeds and
ia ckets, at Wetzel's.
Pres. Lewis and Parker Allison have
gone to the Marias after wood.
Just received fresh stock Of these fne
hand made cigars at the Eureka Saloon.
nr. Z. 4. Luke departed for st. Louis
via Billings yesterday morning. He will he
gone few weeks only.
All the delayed teams crossed over the
river to-day. There was big string Of
them.
Messrs Ford Caldwell, G. Grilf1th and
Horace r. Buck weat cut TO Belt Greek
this afternoon.
Beer has advanced 5o96 In the States,
bat Kleinschmidt 6 Bro. have eot advance
ed their prices.
Be sure and go to the Chrissmaa Ball
to be given at the Choteaa House by the
Benton String Band.
Mr.. Hervey Barbour arrived from
Helena ON to-tlay's coach te fill Mr..
Luke's place until the latter gentleman re-
turns.
Chandelier, bracket, and hand lamps,
crockery, glassware, and queensWare for
sale cheap at Wetaers.
Now is the eime 70 purchase ladies' and
children's S underwear, Hosiery, dress goods,
and table linens. Wetzal Is selling these
articles at cost fora few aaya only.
The returning board % canvass she vote
for CounciImen met yesterday and as no
abstract of the vote Of Dawson county was
in their possession the certificate Of election
was issued TO Hon. A. 3. Hamilton.
we understand one Of orr newly In
stalled county officers vent down t0 the
reservation, yesterday accompanied by one
Of the deputies to make his inaugural
address. Listeners say Il was delivered
with good deal og eGort, but waa ! success.
The levee at the foot Of Baker street pre-
sented 4 lively scene thu afternoon.
Teams Of al kinds we're crossing the river,
some crossing 70 the other side ana more
coming iato town. 4 bridge . wnntetl,
and Wanted badly, and Il viii rot be long
before the travel from the other siae q the
river will compel It's arecsien, % ohyiaaa
viii the necessity Of IL lsscpa2s>
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21
More Horse Stealing.
FoRr CLAGGET, Dec. 4, 1882

10 the Editor Ut the Record:
On the night Of November Goth five
lodges of Gros Ventre Indians who were
eamped near this place were set afoot By
Blood Or Piegan Indians, they getting
away. with Il head of horses. The Gros
yentres followed them to the Sweet Grass
His, but failed to oVertake them, and
they are probably across The line with the
stolen stock long ago. The military au-
tIsorities have been Informed and will, no
doubt. make an efortto capture ehorses
and return them to their righ5ful owners.
Any one at Fort W alsh or Fort Macleod
seeing these animals will confer favor on
tlle undersigned By communicating 70 him
and stating where they re.
The Gros Yentres who lost the horses
are In bad condirion. being unable TO
move Dy not having horse left.
As, \. WGLLs.
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21

Mike Lynch after hard work got his
ferry boat into the river this morning.
The getting Of the boat into the river was
aof, however, the only labor that was i'm
volved to get it running SO teams could
eaesa. The gorge of ice Sunday below
aeVn had thrown the ice upon the land
ings in such large quantities that it was
80 labor of several hours with large
qbRee Of men to remove it and clear a wav
% teams could be driven ON and of the
ferry.
The Benton weekly record., 1882-12-21
Calves Branded ny the Judith and
Arroyv Creek Round Up.

Two calves, branded NJ on right hip; i,
do. I-G on left ribs; | DO. circle II on left
ribs; do. x on left ribs; 2 do. W on
right hip; do. J-H Oh left thigh and dia-
mond on left ribs; | do. [ on right shoul-
der, 2do. DIS OH left rib; 2 do. - on
right rib, T on right hip; 2 do. = - on
left ribs; do. 2 " Oh left ribs; do.
anchor on right shoulder; | 10. half cir
ele S on left ribs; sdo. diamond on left
ribs; | do. O-C on Ieftribs; ! DO. Al on
left ribs; ldo. scissors on ribs and f on
right hip; 1 do. Is Oh left ribs; i do.
on left ribs: 8 do. MD on right hip; | do.
r On left ribs; do. diamond on right
hip; 5 do. - on left ribs, on left
hip; do. Is On left ribs; 4 DO. II On left
hlp; do. halt circle B on left hip: 1 do.
G on left shoulder, Is on left thigh; 2 do.
~ on left ribs; 5 do. circle c Oh left thigh;
! do. S. on leftribs;; 4 do. I OF. left hip ];
! do. monogram LIT On left hip; \ do. n
= on left ribs; do. % S on 1efthip IS do.
] Lon lett hip, do. nc Oh right ribs; I
do. T. Oh left ribs Il DO. @ - Oh left sho1ll-
der; I do. 3 onleff thigh; I do. II On
left ribs.