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National Republican., 1882-10-30
ALIlMoRE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
DOUBLE TRACK! JANSEY COUPLER
STEEL ltAllSl

Schedule to take effect SUNDAY. NAyo, lea,
a; NJ ,.. LEAVE W&shiNGiiGeEN. &c 81 Ss,
I-"' press saa,.a sSShnat and 81 Lolis Fast Ey
tSS. BSItmore' BIs' ExnreI GrS CITY and Way Stations
$3.50. Baltimore. Ahpnpolls, and Way. tPedmoat,
Way. via Rciay) 1''S''''0""' ana
siG Point Of ROCKS ss aud aud Way s,nt!ons
o''' lhnhI,eipnla n,pn New \ or, ana Boston Express
$40 st99pnlen and Valley Express, Connects ior
Ht;SerStown hl;S aud u: Point OF Rocks Tor Fred
TOGO. Baltimore, .Hyattsyiile and Laurel Express
stops At BelSyllle, Annal'clis Junction, Jes-
smps, aud Dorseys On Sundays stops at
1000. Baltimore Express. Stops at nyattsyille and
tioio PiiisUurg, Chicago, Cincinnati and st. Louis
ESpress' Sleeping cars TO Cincinnati and
l2;io. baltimore, Elllco,t City, Annapo,Is. and way
tl:sS On SUNDAY only for Baltimore and Way.
t2:.O l!aiiimore Express.
tSOc. Baltimore, Philadelphia, and New York Ex.
a'so Baltimore and Way stations. twluchesier,
Frederick, HagerSown, ami Way Re-
SIEredefreSS' ISnaifahS via Relay. stops AT Annapolis
tao Baltimore, Annapolis, and Way Stations.
ti;4S Point OF Rocks, Frederick, Haserstown, Win.
chester, and Way stations. ION Sundays q,
Point Of locks aud WAY stations oniyJ
Via Rgay Sop az iftS2R5s iy"sy2Ris5 snd anf haSrs Me
+oeStSS Point p,, l,5cS Sl WAY stations ''
TS:l0 Pitlsbur-s, Cleveland, and Detroit Expresa
80 . Sleeping Cars TO Plllsburs.
UlO Baltimore Express
t9:SO. Philadelphia, New York, and Boston Express
,.. - coping Cars to New York.
tlUlo Chicago, Cincinnati, and ST. Louis Express.
Sleeping Cars to Cincinnati. 81. LOUIS and
Chicago
1890. Baltimore and Way stations.
Sunday.
All trains from Washington stop at Relay station
For further information apply AZ the Baltimore aud
ONO Ticket OniCts: Washington station, GO AMI !35i
rennsyipnnla avenue, corner OF Fourteenth street,
and received at any point in the city.
WM. CLENIESTS
Master of Transportation, baltimore.
G.. X LORD,
National Republican., 1882-10-30
AUCTION SALES.
Jnited States MorgboI,s Sale.

Un1ted BtnteS WarEhaFS SHIe'
BY virluo ofn writ of ferl facias issued out. OF
the Clerks oiiice Of the supreme Court OF a tne
District OF Columbia, aud to me directed, l VIII
sell az public sa, Tor cash IN ront Of The
door Of sad District, on SATURDAY, the l9th day or
November, lss2 az " o'clock M, all the rghL tif,
claim, and inieret OF the defendant IN ana 70 the lql-
lowing deserted property, 10 wit; Part o. let InI %
teen (lS), IN square or re- era atUu II, begphs Or VIZ
same at the northwest corner OF lot twelve US lut
on Sixth street; thence east one hundred (tO feet 10
alley, thence south twenty-five (22) feel sx w
inches thence to place Of beginningi tosetne!
with all aud singular The improvements lhIe1u lhe NJ
snnte and lying In the City OF Washinron saiu ~,
trnt, levied upln the property OF lhe @ @ !,
sarah A. Garland, to satisfy execution NO. huD' VquiS
G. r.. HENRY,
United states Marshal
THOMAS DowLINo, Auctioneer. o,,o-as
National Republican., 1882-10-30

10 THE E6EfH EGNMfHkXAEiH MEf ANB 40gTE sGGruwnsr
STEEL EGhhAE hA1 IRASK SSftfENNP fGG9ENEEf G9iEMffyr
TRAINS LE4 hEEEH wH5iSaioS Il rom 5ss station
For GoGner Of sixth n @Hd % streets as iooYT;
Ips SS q NJ, daily WIN slcGns CARS Cal SS rom liar:
daily. with Palace Cars to iiriSDnig AMI Cinain..
nAti nmi Express, 300 =, M. daily for PItlsburs
BALTIMoIiE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For lrir Cal. audniguh, Rochester, Buffalo Niagara
from Washington to Canaudngua
Fer WilllnnspOrt, Lock Haven, and Emra, ut G3)
For New York a,il the East SCoa M i020R, M, la,
i!, i 800 and lG22 3 p n; Oh SnMd3y i;;o afin g and
Cars. M4o a. M daily, eXcHp sunday.
For BrooNlyn, n. nil through trains connect at
ing direct transfer 10 Fulton street. avoiding double
frrrlnge across New York city. go, ,o,-,
m. Limited Express 0;O n M, daily, except sun
For baltimore, Gio 500. Gao 1879 N. and l;ao. 10.
aio 80 I;S ~, MSo "nI IG2S p N ~ o on Sunday, sou
For Popes Creek Line, 6:iJa. and llJ p IN. daily.
For Annapoiis, Goa M and riOp. M. daily, except
ALEiXNNpRIA AND NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. RAIL-
NAY NAY AMP y IA pnnLtEEAANDilA AND NA9HtNd'
For pa Xlexandra, M % 90 200 agO Hoo, and lies ~ m.
3 G ioO oG ssa Spa 5 ana a. m ll Sd 81 @ Pm ~ sunday at o
For lichnionda and ihrs south. ial li:-an M daily.
Trains leave Aicx,ndrn ~ Wilmington Geo, 7;2l.
500 and iO:cg q. M ~ &Jl 80 ~ ald'f-O ~;
and i&O0 lnidngh,. on Sunday ut 7'0' aVl ahaio'op
Tickets and nfornnt II ut the ohIcc, nottheEt cor
ner Of rhrt.enlh stree ana c h in NFSnh r Ih
checking OF baggage to destinations nom hotels ana
J. r. WOOD. General Passenger Agent.
CHARLES T. PUuu, GeherA! MAJ Higr 81
National Republican., 1882-10-30
HEILBRUN'S BIG DRIVE !
HOLIDAY GOODS.

our stock Of Diamond Lace Pins, Finger and Ear
Rings Fine Gold Jewelry, American Watches, Ster'
ling Sllyer,yare In great variety Plated Tea Sets,
Baskets Bowls Ice Pitchers Butter Dishes, Castore,
SOuD Tureens, ForkRaud spoons, Rogers BIOS Plated
liable Cutlery Joseph Rogers ~ Sons sheffield Ivory
Table Cutlery and scissors, FRENCH Clocks; opera
was nev er 80 complete which wc call the attention
OF purohI.ers g. as they viii ind our prices low
- HARRIS 4 SNAPPER,
mrlGtf no. lll3 Ieunsv lyHIiR ave ue
National Republican., 1882-10-30
PROPOSALS.
ron MOVING BUILDINGS.

DRoPoSAIi FOR MOVING BUILDINGS.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
OFFICE SuPERvIsISu ESGISEER ASD ARCHITECT
(FIRE-PRooF BUILDING ron PENSION OFFICE,
WAsHISGToS. ID. C., October 26 1882.
PROPOSALS will be received mt this Office until IL
noon Tuesday, October 81. 1sS2, for moving and
placing in position the frame story buildings,
now standing on q street by the Patent Office to the
north side vi Reservation No. on street, between
NJ G. MEIGS,
Supervising Engineer and Architect,
RrCytt Major General, u. =. A,
National Republican., 1882-10-30
rlNnE VIRGINIA MIDLAND RAILWAY.
IHE TRUNK LINE no THE SOUTH, SOUTH.
WEST, AND WEST.

Schedule in effect 0st, ber lS. lsS1:
7:lO u. m.-New Orleans MAIL daily, mailing close
connections TO nj! points South ana SouthwesI,
with Pullman sleeping Cars from Washington
via Dahvt!le 10 Atlanta, and Atlanta to Sew
OrleahS also Washington TO New Orleans via
Lvnchburg and Bristol.
$50 p. Louisville Fast Line, daily. via Char.
lQttcSYllle Huntington. aud Lexington to Tin
cinnRti. Louisville and all Western points,
making direct connections, and With solid train
anu Pnlman sleeping Cars. Washington 10
1885 y, m,-Southcrn Mail and Express, daily, 10 all
points south, Southeast and southwest via Dan.
willie ANA Charlotte. with Pullman Sleeping Cars,
Washington TO Charleston Marks Sleeping
Chair Cars between Washington and Danville.
For nll points on MnnaSsas DIVISION take 7;l0 a. m
train daily, except sunday. For Warrenton
- take 1;lO a. m. and 3; u. IN, trains, daily.
For tickets and AL information, inquire at Com
paiy's Office, G0 PENNSYLVANIA avenue, at union
Depot OnCe, COL Pennsylvania avenue, Is connected
with telephone system.
NJ. SLAUGHTER, N. MACDANIEL,
General Passenger Agent. Agent.
SOL HAAS, Tr,ttic Manager. sriS
National Republican., 1882-10-30

TOTHE
. WEST AND SOUTHWEST,
on and afler SUNDAY, OCTOBER Ia isx, ,,a,,.,n-
H. " 7. station as follows; mum
5l0 7. VI. DAILY-Louisylllean and Cincinnati s,,o,at
SOLID train with Pullman Cars to I.exinvtoil iSy
ClncnnalL i ana Louisville without chnnye nrrI,SI,,,
WLeNlngtOh i|O y. M, Cincinnati X. o D IN Inui,a.
NlHe 6:O y, M, connecting closely nt tsae si,ia.,
VIA through ttst trains 10 all points in tho West
southwest ana NOrthNcst. eS-rhlS train arriS,as
at Louisville six hours earlier ihnn that OF an t
route, the Only I.nc without chunse. ~ '''o'
GiO a. m. daily except Sunday-Locl Eynroa. e,r
Way stations to Clifton Forge '''"' '''
For Rates, Tickets TO oil points West location I'm
pullman Cars, aud Fun Information Of 0Tnfe ,,nd ~
Connections, apply Mt G. S o. R'y OlcS jig pennsii.
Nan'a avenue, MaahingtOn d. G.
II. W, FULLER, General passcngc- N,o,,
e c. w. SMITH, General Manager. oaiIiv
RALTfMohE AND ONO RAILROAD.
THE MODEL FAST AND THE pHty rr>r
,,,, - DErWEEN
ThEEAsrAND ThE WE VIA WASHINGTON
DOUBLE TRACK! JASNEY COUPLER
II. A
National Republican., 1882-10-30
CHIROPODISTS.
T ]. GEORGES,
ARTIST BooTArAKER AND CHIRoPoDIsT.
Corner of Sixth and streets.
Under National Hotel

All ailments of the feet permanently cured. se2e
MOOT DoCToRING : 1.-THE WISE FOR
Il health on daily walks depend hence thousands
DIAL ESTABLISHMENT, 1il8 Pennsylvania
aN enue. opposite Villa as otel Ior relief from and
Nn,ls frost Bites, Chllbains, Vascular Excre-
scene es, and other complaints Of the feet. Among
military and naval dgnitaries of this country, rep
rvseniatiyes of leading foreign governments, and
other wei-kn knuwn pelsonages Office iee 81 per visit.
Established in Washington. ID. c., in lS6l. se30
National Republican., 1882-10-30
LOTTERIES.
s~--~----~~~~~s-~s~~---
-E-la- s. t

Tits is The only LOTTERY cUcr roted on and in
dorScd dy The people Of any STATE.
National Republican., 1882-10-30
FINANCIAL.
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

CHEsAPEAKE AND OHIO RAILWAY.
THE NEW TRUNK LINE
ToTuE
National Republican., 1882-10-30
The Avenue Sidewalk Injunction Sui

Court IN BASC.-Assignment for to-day-Nos
SO, 30, 80, 40, IL, ~, 43, Al, 45 aud 46
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
PROGRAMME
OF Exercises at the Closing of the
Georgetown Public school
Friday Night.

The Georgetown public school closed its
term on Friday afternoon, and that evening
the pupils gave an exhibition which was
largely attended. The exercises are highly
spoken of by those who were present
and reflect not little credit on the teacher
Miss Emma Stosberg, of this city.
The following is the programme as rem
dered:
Welcome song. by little folks.
Recitation, 'Grandpa's Soliloquy," by
Eddie Ford.
Recitation, zone by One" by Maggie
Cup.
Recitation, "The Boys Remonstrance," by
willard Rector.
Recitation, "He Never Told Lie" by
Johnnie Dow.
Recitation, Playing Drunkard," by
Lottie Hopkins
Song, Temperance" by school.
Recitation, Never Mind What They
Say" by Frank Ford.
Recitation, why he Wouldn't Die" by
Mary Wiley.
Song, "Fawn Footed Mamie" by school.
Recitation, "Wreck OF the lIesperus,' by
Lizzie Austin.
Recitation, Rock of Ages" by Mary
Hammond.
Song, 'On the Mountain High
Recitation, "The Gray Swan" by Minnie
Reeves.
Dialogue, Spelling Class
Recitation, Never Mind 10y Annie
Gray.
Song, GYPSY Maidens," by school.
Recitation, ''Papa's Letter" by Maggie
Hughes.
Recitation, look at Home" by Nettie
Gray.
Song. Johnny Schneider" by class of
seven little boys.
Recitation, ''Smack i'm School," by Rich
ard Hurt
Dialogue, TRY Again" by four girls.
Song. soldiers Motherless Daughter,
bv two girls.
Recitation, 'Widder Green's Last
Words" bv Mamie Calls.
Select Reading. 'a;rsndma's First Beau y
bv Annie Reeve,
Dialogue, Fortune Telling"
Song, "Dars One More Ribber for To
Cross" by five boys.
Recitation, ''Valedictory Address" by
Jimmie Reeves
Speech, by Prof. Kirk.
Song, ''Good Night" by school.
Mrs. w. X. Ford presided at the organ.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
A Cute Celestial.

Recently in Butte. where Cinnamon plav
at faro a good deal, "a mild-mannered
heather slid into a larn game. and after
losing few dollars, pulled out little pack
age OF gold dust and laid ii ON the ace.
The ace lost, and the dealer. picking up
the package. unfolded il ami weighed out
the dust, which was $50 worth He was
about to cast the paper aside when the Gel
estial motioned to him and asked that IL
might I've given back. as il mad some wash
ing accounts on it. The PAPER was returned
and the next night he was there again. bet
ting so in gold rs before. He put his
package carefully on the ace and won. Tie
dealer handed out $50 and the Chinaman
shook HE head
Whats the matter. John ,"
You payee allie bet-"ne hundred and
fifty dollars"
The dealer laughed contemptuously, but
the heather unrolling the package. showed
a hundreddollar bill laid in between the
double piece of paper which contained the
dust.
The dealer looked very cheap, but the
Chinaman never moved a muscle. He act
ed As ii ii Was the regular thing To keep
hundred-dollar greenback folded up i'm his
gold-dust packages.
PAY it," said the lookout man. He's
got us dead"
The same bill was put i'm the paper the
night before, but the dealer had handed it
back, thinking il a wash bill. But of course,
this wasn't the Chinaman'S fault-Salt
Lake Tribune
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
Want the Road.

A meeting Is To he held i'm the sircuis
court room at Marshall. ON Saturday even
ing. the 18th inst, to take some step- t"-
ward securing a railway from Miami anc
Marshall To Sedalia. The call tor ,ais
meeting Say>:
1T has been indUstriousiv represented at
Sedaia AMI elsewhere that various ans
sundry persons at Marshall. assuming 70
speak for the city, have given the iafofma-
ton that Marshall did not want any more
roads, and would not give anything towaE,
securing one. DENYING. as We DO. the riga1
of our deadheads and croakers To speak fog
the town. ami preferring that the peo2ie -
Marshall shall have an opportunity to
speak for themselves, In unmistaaehie
terms, whether they want this road. or ~
imbecilitv and want eff enterprise. drive IL
To- another route, We would, therefore. re-
>pectiuly request the citizens of Marshal;
and vicinity To meet and take such setioD,
as they may deem proper in the pnemise-
and the financial committees are all re-
que>ied to report progress ut that tIgae.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
Sad DcStitutiOn.

NInr-nn-> ind, >T'e-.I e. cincinnati Enquirer.
Their. are manv cases al deStituIion in
this city aud vicinity. the result OF the ~
cent high waters. and the most narrowing
taie> al suffering come To- our ears from
every source. IL >rrm> that the most de-
>tructinn WAS caused an the Illinois side
ui TN. w aha>h river. above this CSIv about
the line dividing Lawrence ami Crawford
counties. in Illinois Dne "i the most
wretched eases wa> detailed To the En-
guirer correspondent by person "i un-
doubled vrracijv.
\ poor laborer. with family of chill
dren who had not had food Tor two enlir,
day>, went {" mill IN the neighborhood
to ask credit i"r twenty pound sack
oi corn meal. For reasons the propriety
at which ii l. not necessary to discuss, the
miller refused. The man. driven to-
desperation bv the vision oil his starry
ing little ones which aro~e before his
ewes. seized sack of the coveted meal
and FASTENED toward his home a. fast -
his lrg> could carry him. The miller did
not give cha>e, hat went instead To a con-
stable and cent him To- the house of the
hungry thief 1" either bring the meal back
or arrest the man. The constable set out
ON his mission and arrived at the home oi
the starving family i'm time la witness
most extraordinary sight. Fearing pur-
suit, and impelled bv hunger to make hay
while the sun shone," iiguratively speak
ing, the man. woman and children were
mixing mp the meal with cold water and
eating il raw, fearing that delay necessary
To Its cooking would be disastrous. The
constable, Disguised with the motive oi his
visit. quietly stole away. leaving the poor
people in the enjoyment OF their meal. to
tell the hard-hearte,i miller that another
officer than he must be selected tn make
the desired arrest.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
A Fifteen-Year-Old Girl Arreste
for LoWdneSS

last week Deputy Constable Eimore a.
rested \. Flanerv ut Lees Summit on ~
charge of lewd conduct with Annie Irwin
a tiiteen-vear-old maiden whose rightfa
home is in this CITY. hut who has recsnsl.
taken shelter under the ROOF oi he. pacie
NJ Lees Summit The charge Wa SaseC
ON warrant sworn out BY thu girt'S-
mother. Flanery was arrested, bat the
girl could not be found She was arrested
in this city by Deputy Constable Elmore
however. this morning amt both defend
ants were placed ON trial before !usie,
Bacon The mother claimed that flaneF,
and her daughter had occupied the SAINT
room at her house during her absence aa,
were now living together at the house %
the girls uncle in Lees Summit. Ths gar
asserted that her mother made home .
unpleasant for her that she wouid not 1--we
there, and both she and Flsnery producer,
abundant evidence refuting the charge a.
lewd conduct They were acquitted AS
the mother was ordered to pay the costs
Kansas City Star.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
MASKED MEN
Who Forced an Entrance Into a
House Near Parsons
Friday Night.

Three masked men forced an entrance
into the house of Robert Getz, four and u
half miles northeast OF town, at about 9
o'clock Friday night, for the purpose of
robbing him of a thousand dollars he was
supposed to have drawn from the Com
mercial bank i'm this city that day. Two
Of the men broke open the door. while the
third stood outside to guard another door
To the house and prevent Getz from escap-
ing. Getz endeavored to drive them out,
but, having GO weapon OF any kind, me was
soon overpowered and AT the mercy of the
robbers; and while one held him down
with revolver pointed AT his head, the
other covered his wife with a revolver and
forced her to 20 through the house with
him, while he broke open trunks and turn
eel over the beds I'm search al the money.
Fortunately for ietz, the money he en-
pected to draw from the bank had not been
paid in when he called for IL. and the rob
berS therefore secured hut a fraction over
three dollars for their trouble. The rob-
hers evidently reside In the vicinity, either
in town or near Getz, for they seemed to
know all about the money Getz WIS To
have drawn that day In resisting the at
tack of the thieves one of them shot ,ietZ
i'm the right arm, between the elbow and
wrist, inilicting painful but not serious
wound description of the men has
been given the officers, and efforts are being
made To ferret them out.-Parsons Sun.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
The ShermanS.

From Washington Letter.
Miss Sherman l. another daughter who,
like Mis- Wa iir, does duty Tor her mother
Miss Sherman l. now in the west with her
father. the general. and the hnuSr l. vir-
tuallv shut up. Mr. Sherman l. one ui
the most charitable of women except when
her hobby opposition Ia round dances
concerned. In the dearth of sensations last
week il was said that Maj BRADLEY. an oil
ficer OH dnty here in some rc>ponsi lille po-
sition Il dare not saw what TOR fear of max
ing mistake, had been converted Ia
Catholicism and WAS completely under
Mrs. Sherman'> influence. and that he viz
tuallv controlled the war department
Now. A. Mrs. Sherman remains quietly IT
home and attends strictly la her own
business. and as Ma Bradley likewise has
the latter peculiarly, unlike most cruel
and unfounded reports, il did moi do the
smallest harm Ia anybody. Some oi the
newspapers got hold oi il To make haste
10 deny it-as the newspapers willard
that was all
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
Valuable Suggestions to Mothers

DEAR Nix. EDTToR Long "Xperience
In care of children. and great success in
bringing them safely through sickness.
gives confidence to assure that Group,
whooping-c"ugh. bronchitis. diphtheria.
and all throat ami chest affections will be-
speedily relieved and cured by using DIR.
Acker'> English remedy. which i, exceed
ingiy Palatable, and NAV be safely given
:" tine youngest infant. adults will lind it
the he>i and most potent known specific
i"- consumption, asthma, ETC.. and a single
trial vii! prove this true.
An DLD NURSE
To sustain above. trial hotties may he
hal for lem cents from Bari " Miller
Regular >ils>. fifty cents and II.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28
PILES PILES PILES
A Sure Cure Found at Last Nc
One Need Suffer.

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles has been discovered 5s
Dr. William. IAN Indian remedy csiie's
DIR. william Indian Ointment. A single
box has cured the worst chronic eases -
- or 80 wears standing. No one Deess
suffer five minutes alter appiying tbs
wonderful soothing medicine. i"tion>
instruments and electuarie~ do more harm
than good. Williams Ointmen! sb-osss
the tumors, allays the itching particularly
at night after getting warn, IN bed, act !.
pou!tice. gives instant and painless -eiiei p
and is prepared only for piles, i,ching q
the private parts, and for nothing else.
Read what the Hon. j. NJ. Cotha5u<s @,
Cleveland saws about DIR. William > iadiaE
Pile Ointment: have use'i scores OF p =.
Cures, and il affords me- pleasure To ssr
that have never found anything waies.
gave such immediate and permanent reiie-
as DIR. Williams Indian Ointment.
For sale by all druggists or maiie: Oa
receipt of price, Sl.U.
HENRY Il Co, Prop'r..
So Vesev street New Iork
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-28

Thought He Was q Fraud.

would you he kind enough to publish
a notice of our Sabbath school asked a
grave gentleman of the city editor. "And
You might incidentally speak of me As the
superintendent"
Certainly" replied the city editor, open
ing his note book. hat is the amount ~
IL should think half column enough,
responded the grave man.
oh | don't begrudge the space, but
how much will cover the total loss?"
IL DON'T understand you" said the grave
man.
We'll. when did the directors make the
discovery ?" exclaimed the city editor, i'm
patiently. "Did you confess, or did they
examine the books
Il am at a loss 10 know what you mean.
am the superintendent al Sabbath
school, and Id like a notice i'm your Sun
dav ISSUE" explained the grave man.
How am going Ia write notice with
out the facts" demanded the city editor.
Il want the name OF the bank; the
amount oi the loss the way il was discov-
cred, and The amount of Your bond. Give
me those and can fill in about your be-
ing Frustrated by the blow and the sur
prise To a large circle of friends
Il greatly fear that We are AT cross pur-
poses" said the grave man mildly. Il am
q respectable citizen
All" exclaimed the cilv editor.
There's one point. Never even suspected
before. Always led a life of proiity and
was the trusted custodian of untold wealth.
Fell i'm an evil hour. How much? What's
the amount OF your last defalcalion?'
My good SIR" protested the grave man.
"lou entirely misapprehend me- am
not a defaulter"
Not a defaulter?" calculated the city
editor. leaning back IN establishment.
what are you clamoring around here al
ter notice Tor? Git. now" ana the city
editor grabbed the grave man hv the
collar and elbow and shovcle.l him down
stairs.
Win" wa> he" asked the managing
editor.
A snide ~ retorted the rufiled city edi-
tor. lie came around here trying Ia play
tendent, when he didn't know the first
principles "i the racket lie NAV get oil
on some Young man. but he couldn't play
il on me for Il cent" and the city editor
pumped down Al In, desk in disgust AT
the thinnc>> nj tia. Disguise some men will
:,ssilme when starting out la beat Tor a
notice.
-SHILOH'S COUGH and Consumption
Cure X Sold bv ~ on guarantee Ii cures
consumption. For sale hv ali druggists.