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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
TAX PURCHASERS NOTICE.
To A. j. Daniel. or any other person or persons

To a. J. UAnleIs OF any OIher ptTsUh OF peFtUHs
Interested:
You are hereby notified that at a sale Of real es-
taIe In county oil Alexander and state Of Illinois,
held by the county collector o. said county at the
sUUlhWeuterly door of the court house IN the city
OF CARO- In said county and state, on the atd day
Of August, A. y. 1880, the undersigned purchased
the following described real estate situated In the
county OF Alexander and state Of Illinois, FOR the
taxes due and unpaid thereon for the years A. D.
ISIS md 1879, together with penalties and costs;
sgld res estate 6ein taxed In the name OF said A.
D. Daniels, to-wt: The southwest quarter of the
northwest quarter of section twenty.One t2l), IN
township sixteen il6), aud In range two (2) west OF
the thrd principal meridian The time allowed by
Law for the redemption Of said real estate will ex
pre on the s3rd day of August, A. ID. 1882
JOHN GATES Purchaser.
CAIRO HIS, April llth, A, d. 1852.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12

The lecturer began, "rhcre is for
tune lying in wait" Up jumped a bull
lct-headcd fellow IN the northeast corner,
to remark, "Wcll, guess you're bout
right there, mister There's Bill, the
butcher. Three years ago he wasn't
with dollar, He's got n fortln' now.
Got IL, as you say, by lying in weight
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
EXperientia DOCet.

We must tell some men great deal to
teach them little, but the knowledge of
the curative properties of Spring Blossom
in cases Of sick headache, indigestion and
biliousness is bought by experience Price
so cents, trial bottles 10 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
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'Daly except sunday. Ds'iS'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
A SIGN of Talent.

"What are you going to make of your
boy BiII?' asked one parent of another.
81 think Bill will be great sculptor"
was the reply. Has he any talent that
way?' Il should say so, He chisels
all the other boys out OF their marbles"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12

GOLDEN Medical Discovery" words
registered MS u trade mark cures all hum.
ore from the pimpe of eruption to great
viruent eating ulcers.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12

TEAtSs LEAVE CArRu:
& / - - IN. Mall
Arriving In st. Louie si5a,m Chicago, $50 pm T;
Connecting at Odln gnd EMnrhaln Tor tlnclh'
natl, Louisville, Indianapolis aud points Ehet.
mao am. st. Louis and Western
Express.
Arriving Ia st. Louis ;Oh ?. m, and connecting
for al points West
ago pm. Fast Express
tor st Louis and Chicago, arriving At ST. Louis
io.lOp m, and Chicago i@O am
1870 y IN. Cincinnati Express.
Arriving AT Cincinnati 90 am; Louisville 7;N
a M indianapolis l'Nu AN. Passengers ny
this train reach the above points - to 80
HOURS In advance Of huy other route
r,r-rhc 400 u, m. express has PULLMAN
SLEEPING CAR Caro- TO Cincinnati, without
changes, ana through reepcfe TO ST Louis ana
Chicago,
Fast Time East.
p,,,,uny, nv thip line 90 through 20 East.
Passengers er rn points " thont any delay
caused by Sunday intervening. ihe saturday amer
noon train trom Cairo arrives 10 new YORK Monday
uornIug AZ lO3j, Thrty'eh hours In advance OF
nv other route,
sy,- For through tickets md further information,
spply at Illinois Central Railroad Depot talro'
LAS JOHNSON j, II JONES,
zen. Southern Agent. Ticket Agent,
An HANSON, Con Pass. Agent. Chicago
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
"Throw Physic to the Dogs, III None
Of it.n

We do not feel like blaming Macbeth for
this expression of disgust Even nowadays
most of the cathartics are great repulsive
pills, enough to turn ones stomach Had
Macbeth ever taken DR.. Pierces "Purgative
Pellets" he would not have uttered those
words of contempt. Ry druggist
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City 0illcers.


Nayor-N. Il, Thistlewood.
rrcasuger-T Kerth.
Clerk-Dcnnis. j, foley.
Counselor VIM. y, Gilbert
Marshall. II. Meyers,
Auorney--William Hendricks
BOARD or ALDERMEN
rtrst Warbler sanp, T N, simnroagh
,rroud WaId-Jcsrc Hiukle, G. \, Hughes.
NIT Wnrd-B. 4, Blake. John Wood.
F"nr;b Ward--Charles o. Petier, Adolph swo
,ods. -, p,u po,,,.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
TIE HALLIDAY.
THE HALLIDAY"

A New aud Compete II ,tel. fronting on Levee
Second and Railroad Streets,
Cairo, Illinois.
Tb Pas'enecr pot Of the Chicago. st. Louis
npi Few Orlrnns: Illinois Central: Wabash, St
Louis and Pacific; lion Mountain md southern
Mobile and ONO; CARR aud ST. Louis Rnilwsys
are all Just across the street while the Steamboat
Landing IN hut one .uare distant,
This Hotel IL hcptcd by steam has steam
Laundry, Hydraulic Elevator, Electric Cnll Bells
Automatic Fire Alarms Baths. absolutely pure air,
perfect sewerage and complete appointments.
snperb Furnishings; perfect service; and an nm.
aEcrllCa table
l.. i. PARK EIt * CO.,Lessees
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-12
County Officers.

Circuit Judge ] lInker.
Circuit Clerk--A II Irwin.
County Judge--k. ) Yocnm'
County Clerx-S.J. llumm
Comfy Attorney--J NJ. Damron.
County Trea.urcr- Miles W. Parker
shcrtG-Iohn hodges.
Curuuor-R Fitzgerald 49, ,,.,,,
iilbbs and Peter rsup
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
Indiann RenuhIicnn Club.

Aspeclal meeting OF the Indiana Republican
Club was held at Tlmms's Hall on Saturday
evening" Hon. W. W. Dudley presiding. Tho
president stated tho object OF the meeting was
to make arrangements for railroad transporta.
tion for Indiana voters unable to pay their
way home. The secretary informed the club
that the Grand Trunk Railway would mako Il
reduction OF 20 per cent. on all tickets. The
following gentlemen were named as commit
tees to canvass the departments and SEQ
every Indlanlan, and ascertain whether they
Intended 10 vote or not, The committees are
Treasury Department and Bureau OF Printing
and Engraving, j. T.. Shepard; State and Navy
departments, n. o. Brown; Interior Depart.
ment, William Nj. Bass; Postonlce Department;
i. NJ. Gideon; Second Auditors, Ii, H. Morrl'
son; Sixth Auditors z. =. Gunion; Pension or
flce, Jerry Johnson Government PRINTING
omce, G. NJ. Dupue. Tho meeting then ad
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
Infamous Attacks On the Jury.


The Department Of Justice, and Its pimps,
and the Associated Press and Its newspapers
throughout the country, have gotten through
with tho trial of the Star-Routers, and are
now engaged in n most infamous attack on
certain members Of the Jury because Of their
votes in the cases. On the other hand,
Dickson is live, progressive, Intelligent man,
exceedingly we'll known and popular. He has
held number OF ofllces OF trust, both elective
and appointiye, and In personal honor is, aud
has been, the peer OF any man in the District
Of Columbia. AS n leading and representative
Democrat he managed the campaign for Mr..
for Congress, and MI. Merrick, is not lost to
all sense OF dccency and gratitude, should tes-
tify TO the obligations which he owes his
friend rather than indulge In the attacks he Is
represented as making, for 1t Is within the
knowledge OF tho writer OF this paragraph that
on the night prior to the election Merrick do.
posted q large sum of money to the credit OF
Dickson, to be used for election purposes,
which sum was returned, although tho latter
had expended largely OF his personal means In
the exciting campaign. In the community
yiUa where both are known the innuen;
weigh moment, but this statement is
made because OF the lying dispatches and
comments In many papers whose editors are
never happy except while fndulging In Sian.
ders against men whom they do not know and
have no reason to villify. The following from
Dickson knows and appreciates the duties OF a
juror, and has Intelligence and independence
enough to exercise them: "If turies are to be
composed OF men who do not think and act
for themselves, and who are expected TO ac-
cept circumstantial evidence as fact and shad.
ows us proof, then the authorities made n
woeful mistake when they drew my name
from the wheel"
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

THE statement In THE CRITIC Affecting
the sobrieiy Of Attorney.General Brew
ster 10 not believed by anybody. Tho
Attorney.General may be eccentric In dress,
but that he should so far forget his position as
TO make the appearance THE CRITIC depicts
will require concurrent testimony of the
strongest character.-Spnddy Chronicle.
NEVERTHELESS, the Attorney General
did make just the appearance THE CRITIC
depicted, and any amount of concurrent
testimony of the strongest character can
be produced. The CRITIC gave the names
of number of creditable witnesses. Why
does not the Chronicle and other papers
which are so jealous in the defense of the
Attorney-General, interview some of them
and try to disprove THE CRITICS state
ment. As to the ''sobriety of the Attorney
General" the scene depicted in tho account
referred to is not the only one which could
be related in which the Attorney General
has figured in which his conduct was as ri
diculous as his eccentric dress, and if the
Chronicle knows anything it is aware of the
fact
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
Tennessee Republican Association.

There was n meeting OF the Tennessee Re-
publ lean Association at their rooms, 223 East
Capitol street, on Saturday evening, II. Pres
well, president; O. II. Shotwell, secretary. A
large number OF the members were present.
Tho usual order Of business was postponed,
and tho Hon. A. H. Pettibone, who was present,
was called upon 10 address tho association,
and responded in short but well-timed and
spirited speech upon the political outlook In
Tennessee. He said the prospect for Republl-
can success In that State In tho coming cleo
tion Is most flattering. Ho confidently hoped
TO see our grand old State--the home OF sevier,
jackson, Polk, Brownlow and Johnson-fully
redeemed from the shackles OF Bourbonism by
a general victory all along the line. He urged
the importance OF organization, and expressed
his qualification at tho energy and activity
that this association is manlfesting In the
campaign. The association then completed
lls business and adjourned until Saturday,
the 23d instant, at Z d. IN.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

1T is sight good for sore eyes to look
into the shop windows of our enterprising
merchants Never, in the history of the
city, have such large and attractive stocks
of goods been provided for our citizens to
choose from. Let the merchants be en-
couraged by receiving al the trade of the
District. There is no excuse for going to
other cities to make purchases, as in times
pastl Don't do IT,
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

IT will take more than the mere assertion
of the Government attorneys, detectives
and hired pimps to make our citizens believe
that Mr.. Dickson is corrupt. He has too
good reputation in this vicinity, cstab-
lished by years of faithful and honest work,
to be destroyed without some evidence.
Mere abuse and villifcation won't do it.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

WE WANT it understood that THE CRITIC
is an organ-the organ of our people, in
which they can always have an opportu-
nifty to have their wrongs made known and
their rights defended against officials, no
matter how high their standing, or corpora
tions however strong. THE CRITIC is in
dependent and fearless, and is bound by no
tie that will deter it from speaking in plain
terms and persistently for the rights of the
District, the city and its citizens. Like
the Irishman at the fair, it will hit head
wherever it sees tiff it deserves it, Show
us the heads.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

IT is said that faulty ammunition had
much to do with the defeat of the American
team at Creedmoor. 1t looks as if nerve
and practice, or the want of them, had more
TO do with IL.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

IT Is said that Delaware is in danger OF
going Republican this year and clecting u
Republican successor to the venerable Saus-
bury. This is hard to believe but politics
are mighty unsartin' sometimes, and this
seems to he one of the unsartin' years.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

How NICE it is to be an independent
journal in election year. The only interest
THE CRITIC has in politics is that the best
men may win, no difference what their
,oI;ticg
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

IT Is said the President will arrive in
Washington in time to hold a. Cabinet
meeting tomorrow. But Brewster will
not be here to report how the officers of his
Department failed to bribe Foreman Dick
gOn.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
The DashieI Fire Escnne.

Tomorrow afternoon, at o'clock, n public
exhibition OF the Dashiell Fire Escape win be-
given at the st. Marc Hotel Colonel II. O
Bowers, the genial proprietor OF the hotel has
provided his snug establishment with one Of
ihe aboye.named FIRE escapes, and desires %
test its merits publicly. The invention Is d
wonderful one, and no doubt there Will be O
large audience tomorrow % see II work.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

If THE Democrats intend to reverse the
majority in the House of Representatives,
they will have to begin soon.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
Monday, Sept. 1S, 1882.

EVIDENTLY the people in Robesons
District want Navy.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
FREE ADVERTISING.

dducrtiscncnB under Me head Of " situations
Udntcd" tcH hcrcdJtor be fnsertedfn TIE EVEN
Isa Critic three times FREE. We tnuhe az
dnstucrs directed IN care Of CRITIc OQice l0W re-
cefuc cdreJiu attention. business advertisements
Wreo Tines three tbnesCor % cents
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
FOR EXCHANGE.

VVTANTED-Te exchange new stoves ivs KIN KIN
w ones at Hutlers Stove Exchange. Cyl. 1.n
and K smokey chiInneys cured or no pay; p'"s5 ~
exchanged for groceries. Old stoVea po"sA"
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
MONEY To LOAN.

TIpnE BEST WAY TO BUY HOMES AND TO
pay OFF mortgages Is In the
EQUITABLE q. Il. ASSOCIATION,
of Interest on loans No commission or heavy
expenses. Information, etc, furnished by
JOHN JOY EDISON, Secretary,
pp0 OH u street norlnMess
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
Foreman Buffalo Rubber type @ Foundr, h:

to-day who believe they are the victims OF con-
sumption and destined to an early grave and
who are trying TO save themselves by the
worse each hour. Let all such persons stop,
and calmly consider whether they are
not seeking to check disease in the
lungs when It is located In the kidneys
and liver. Lot them then treat the disease In
Its original stronghold and by the remedy
which has been proven to be the most Of
fective, and then look for the return of health
and happiness which such treatment is sure
a hiring.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
LOST AND FOUND.

r OST-oN SUNDAY EVENING, ON THE
II Avenue, bet 9th and eth sts., or on the cor.
gwen left at 222 7th St. or Elphonzo Youngs, 5O
I'm 81. spls-3ts
II OST-ON FRIDAY, SEPT. 15 ON 18th ST..
IL between the Agricultural Department and
Penna, ave-, q small sum of money In paper
pocket; the Hinder will please leave ut Star office
and receive reward. spl6-3t2
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
BOARDING.

CLUB OF TEN CAN GET FIRsT-CLASS
IA table board ON very reasonable terms In q
D.. Critic Office. spl3-3tt
DOARDING-CLARE DINING AND
ID Lunch House, 0O8 y ST., opposite Masonic
Temple; recently opened transient and regular
hoard; first class; prices reasonable. au1i.lmt
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

Tho deacon may visit New York ana bs taken
sick in perfectly natural way, but he'll never
be able 10 mako the folks at homo believe II
wasn't grand spree.
man who Is unexpectedly placed on the
pinnacle Of fame feels like the fellow who sat
down quickly on the spur OF tho moment.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18
ron RENT--Rovses.
Advertisements Of Three linos under this head
Inserted times for 25 cents.
FOR RENT-Rooms

J,oR RENT-PARLoRs OR WHOLE OF A
II completely furnished house Of IL good rooms
in a.. W. section; also for sale corner house. same
section; large side yard, ebay windows; IL rooins
very cheap; on eaBy terms t6,000 If taken imme
diately; owner nonresident; also q very central
resdence; 10 3rooms; modern fronting on park;
5000; splendid Investment. John Bowles. eI +
st. NV. spls-3ts
The Evening critic., 1882-09-18

VNANTED-A GOOD, SETTLED WHITE
w. woman to cook, wash and iron for n
family oftwo adults. Apply at No. 1926 1ith ST.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-11-11
Pigeon English.

The journey over the Union Pacific
railroad is not filed with novelty after it
has been repeated fifteen or twenty times
and yet when you consider the new peo-
pie, and the shifting incidents peculiar
to each trip. it is always new. On board
our train, and occupying one section of
the Ogallalla, was the Oriental gentle
man with the self cooking name who had
been sent to Washington by the Chinese
government on special business connect
ed with the affairs of State He wore a
long brocade, old-gold gown, with en-
broidered purple overskirt, cut plain and
tied together with silk cord and unique
buttons. He wore his hair plain and
braided down the back, and his silk
boots with cork soles looked like plug
hat in a gale of wind.
Everybody of course eyed him with
curiosity, and sighed to have some fun
with him. One old lady with reddish
whiskers under her jaw, sided up to him
at last and began to lad1e out to him a
lot of choice pigeon English that at.
tracted the attention of every body in the
car and broke up two well established
games of whist. After opening up with
girlish earnestness, and shouting at the
Celestial so that it ratified the ventilators
over her head, she began to enlarge
upon the beauties of the Rocky Noun
tain country.
"Chinaman John, you sabbee heap
high mountains. All same Bunker Hill
Heap snow, belly cold July: all samee
January. Mclean man no likee. Too
cold. Make 'em chilblain all samee.
Fleece nose off. No good. You sabee
me chin chimp"
Everybody waited with good deal of
anxiety to see how the Chinaman would
take it. He didn't move a muscle of his
face till she got through, and he seemed
to be in doubt whether she had made
herself clear. She ran her tongue out
two or three trips and began to moisten
her lips, SO as to begin again and go over
the same trail, but the member of the
Chinese embassy motioned to- her to
desist.
"Yes," said he. ST understand you, I
think, as well as any maniac that have
ever listened to. l hope you will have
pleasant trip to the asylum, and that
they will be more patient with you than
I am. I am little irritable with luna
tics, and I am prone to lose my temper
and throw them off the train, and jam
them under the wood-box, or knock
them into the aisle and walk over their
remains. Do not try to tell me about
your misfortunes, or explain how they
came on you, for I do not feel any inter-
est in it. and it only infames and en-
RACES me-
Then he took cigarette and q fan,
and went into the smoking room. There
was little hush for moment, then the
whist games were resumed, and the wo-
man with the chin whisxers opened her
valise and took out pint bottle that had
some kind of cordial in it, and taking a
large dose even for an adult, she ate a
few kernels of burnt coffee and subsidized,
= Laramie Boomerang.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-11-11
dismally in contemplation eof the pros

dismally in contemplation kof the pros
poets.
''TEs glad you're going to stay home
to-day, continued Mrs. Spoopendyke,
soothingly. "You'd be sure to catch
cold if you went out; and by and by we'll
have piping hot dinner
"That's itr' squealed Mr.. Spoopen-
dyke, bouncing ont of his chair, and
plunging around the room. You'd got
to say something about pipe I knew
how it would be! You want me to die!
You want me to smoke myself into an
early grave! You'll fetch it! Don't
give yourself any uneasiness! You're
on the trackP' and Mr.. Spoopendyke
buried his face in his hands and shook
convulsively.
81 meant it for the best, dear, MUIR
INJURED Mrs. Spoopendyke. II thoguht I
was drawing"
"That's it!'' ripped Mr.. Spookendyke.
drawing! You've driven me to it in
stead of keeping me from it. You know
how it's done! All you need now is a
| lightning rod and dish of milk toast to
be an inebriates' home! Where's that
cigar I left here on the mantel? Gimme
my death warrant! Show me my i'm
HOA UCo NOodh! 0AoS AOAoA LILY
coffinr' and Mr.. Spoopendyke swept the
contents of the shelf upon the floor and
howled dismally.
"Isn't that it?" asked Mr.. Spoopen-
dyke pointing to a small pile Of snuff on
the chair in which Mr.. Spoopendyke
had been sitting. 'sThat looks like it. "
"Wah" yelled Mr.. Spoopendyke,
grasping his hat and making for the
door. Another time I swear of, you
go into the country, you hearr' and Mr..
Spoopendyke dashed out of the hous,
and steered for the nearest tobacco
shop.
'::I don't care, muttered Mrs. Spoop-
endyke; "when he swears off again. Tn
willing to leave, and in the meantime /
suppose he'll be healthier without his
pipe, SO I'll hang it up on the wall where
he'll never think of looking for it, and
having consigned the tobacco to the
flames. Mrs. Spoopendyke gathered
| her sewing materials around her and
double clinched an old resolution never
to lose her temper, no matter what hap
pened.-Brooklyn Needle.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-11-11
NOTES AND COMMENTS.

Stone deaf-The little brown Jug.
The watermelon can best be under
stood by cuts.
There is great art in knowing how to
give without creating an obligation.
When convict is put to making shoes
he can still protest his innocence to the
last.
"Time flies." but musicians and
watches are expected to keep it, all the
same.
We attracts hearts by the qualities we
display; we retain them by the qualities
we possess.
The New York State Fair receipts al
Utica this year were $15, $40, being the
largest sum on record for seven years.
The prohibitory law is a terrible shock
to Iowa drankards. 1t quite takes their
breath away.