The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1882-08-12

lie peach tulS season Will DC as
stony-hearted as usual.
When you go to a tailor and order
pair of pants they become brooches
of promise. y1i
The Elmira Free Press says the
best thing about Texas is that tits a
long ways off, AsBsi
Oscar Wilde goes to Japan next
month. Fortunate America unfortu
nate Japanl
Az obituary notice in Utah closes
touchingly-"He leaves thirteen Wild
ows and fifty-four children. a
The doctors are fighting over
Guiteau's brain. Hang the doctors;
hang the DOCTORS is is the cry of the
country.
Sunday school teacher: When
father and mother abandon you who
then will take You iny Bright pu-
pill: Their perleecc, sir. 'rsia
'H'mF calculated Fogg. so they
say this play is taken from life? /
should say rather, that the life was
taken from the play.
About quarter Of a million .is
that golden mean which we suggest
as a proper answer TO the prayer,
Give me neither riches nor poverty
At the seashore, as usual, one wavo
from woman's handkerchief will
continue to attract more attention
than hundreds OF waves from tho
ocean. aai8448 3Aa
A young man named Onion has
lately been ordained as n minister.
Whenever he unfolds himself before
his auditors he will doubtless move
then TO tears.
Oscar Wilde is generous. Hesays:
i found greater appreciation Of ars
in Boston, New York, Cincinnati, st.
Louis and Chicago than anywhere
else
q want one of those long felt hnts,
papa, said pretty girl to her father.
The indulgcnt father forked over the
money and her head now fills the
long-fclt want.
The men are now wearing low shoes
and handsome stockings. By-and-
bye they may get TO hiring small boys
to hold mp their pants while crossing.
muddy cutters.
What have you been doing since |
last saw youy 1--we been attending
course Of free lectures "A course
Of free ccturesy Yes, / was married
week after VIC parted
Presently remarks the Syracuse
Herald, some enterprising church,
awakening TO the fact that it is be-
hind the age, will discard its bell and
put in steam whistle. ~ III
Is it injurious to eat before going
to sleep2 asks q correspondent,
Why, no; not fatally injurious, but
you just try eating after you 60 to
sleep IL you want to see circus.
There is a woman in Raleigh, N.
c., who on every Fourth OF July
for the past five years has presented
her liege lord with an. heir and
last Tuesday was no exception to the
rule. a o
a very rich man said:Fi worked
like slave Till was forty years
old to make my fortune . and have
been watching 1T like q detective
ever SINCE for my lodging, food, and
clothes
A little girl, who had been to a
chiIdren's party being asked BY her
mother on returning how she enioycd
herself, answered; lam full OF hap
piness. ] couldn't be happier unless
! were TO grow.
"A newspaper under the vest makes
capital chest protector. Care
should be taken. however, to select a
paper on which there is. nothing due.
Dew creates darkness, and the wcarer
might catch cold tIlerefrom.
rs there such a thing as lucky
asks correspondent. There is.
For instance, ii YOU 90 home at .
o'clock in the morning, after promis-
ing your wife to be in early, aud find
her a sleep, that's luck, but it isn't
to be depended on.
An utterly ton vo,po ,norr,e.i lodi,
al I.yt,