The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-06-07

YOUNG FOOLS.

YOUNG FOOLS.
An exchange has the item belo
which may seem to be all right, br
will get some young fellows bac
broken yeti
IAN Illinois justice has decided tn,
counting is public necessity, and mus
not be interrupted; therefore, if a youn
man wanted to kiss girl he might pu
her father out Of the room first if he g
liked"
The publication of this item ma
help some smart young man to d
something he will regret. The sick
ly looking father of a girl may com
into the parlor some night and fin,
the warm haired youth op the sof,
with the girl, and when the old ma,
speaks OF it being time to put a sto,
10 such nonsense, the young mar
with the above judicial decision il
his mind, will tell his prospective
Iather-in law to wipe off his vest and
go to bed. The old man will then
spit in his hands and grasp the
warm haired young man By the coun
" seat and tie him up in a double
DOW Knot, and pin scarf pin on him
and throw him out on the path to
the gate, and then he will turn and
slap the girl where the dress Is mint.
cd, and she will 60 up stairs with
her hand ON her heart, as it were =
Ihe young men of this country have
gall enough about visiting girls in
tue evening ut their homes without
filling their heads with such ideas
In regard to their legal rights. There
are very few fathers who woul,,
quietly submit to being told 10 o.
away by a young man with a striped
necktie and pants too short at tho
bottom. These sparkers are looked
upon oy parents generally as u NUS
ance, and often they are right. Nine.
senths OF the sparkling is done by
boys who haven't got their orewth
and they look so green that it isl
laushable to the old folkt to look at
them. And yet marrying is al.ou,
the first thing they think of. A
green boy without dollar, presen,
or prospective, sparkling a girl regu-
farly and talking about marrying. il
a spectacle for gods and men. He
should be reasoned with, and if he
VIII not quit till he is able to SUD-
port wife, and to know how he
loves and the difference between love
ana passion, he should be quaran
!
''ned, or put In convent erected on
purpose for such cases. Nine tenths
II the unhappy marriages are the
'esults of green human calves being
allowed to run at large in the society
pasture without any yoke on them.
they marry and have children be
ore they do moustaches; they are
athers toetwins before they are pro
'r'etors of two pairs of pants. and |e
he little girls they marry are old I
women before they are twenty years 9
ia. Occasionally one ofthe goslipg s
marriages turns out all right, but i,
clear case of luck. If there was
law against young galoots spark
ng and marrying before they have
ot all their teeth cut, We suppose
ne little cnsses would cvade it in S
ONE way, but there ought to be a 0
against it. 1t is time u
nough for these bantams to begin
, think OF finding a pullet when s.
hey have raised money enough by !
heir own work to buy bundle of Il
lthes to build hen house. Rut o
hey see a girl that looks cunning "
nd they are afraid there is not go y
'g to be girls enough to- go round,
nd then they begin to get in their "
ork real spry, and before they are u
ware of thesanctity of the marriage u
slation they are hitched for life. is
nd before they own d cook stove or tt
edstead they have to get up in the It
lght and 60 after the doctor so t
'lghteDed that they run themselves
ut of breath and abuse the doctor "
ecause be does not run too, and =
men the doctor gets there he finds q
lat there is not linen enough in the p
ouse to rap up doll baby.-Peck's d
uD. "
We confidently assert and can
'tisfactorily prove there is no in. {,
'ance on record Of a case Of dysrep. IL
a or torpid liver that cannot be re- a
eyed aud positively cured by the Il
1stematic use of Simmons Liver O
equator. This is no vain boast, is
" an established fact; and sufferers ii
ON these diseases deny themselves il
le blessings of health and comfortI
refusing to give the Regulator a o