Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-04-10
ALL SORTS.
Two lovers lean across the gate
land go not yet" she maketh moan.
She suinoath On the gate alnnn

She swingeth on the gate alone.
Remarkable for overcoming diseases caused by i'm
pure water, decayng vegetation etc.. is Browns Iron
Btters.
What word is there of FIVE letters that after taking
two away, will still have six? Sixty.
Poor digestion frequently causes trouble which is
all impossible when wheat Ritters" are used.
my wife and am one." explained the colored gen.
tleman; adding, with smile that was chdlike and
bland, land am de one"
HIS LAST DosE-sad sufferer from kidney trou-
bes when asked to try KidneyWosEk I'm try it but
it will he my last Dose" The man got WE'LL and is
now recommending the remedy to all. When derange-
ment of the stomach acts upon the kidneys and liver
bringing diseases and pain, KidneyWort is the true
remedy 1t removes the cause and cures the disease.
Liquid livery concentrated) dry act equally efficient
ly-AmericaR Cultipdtor.
servant with turn for figures had five eggs to
boil and being told to give three minutes each, boiled
them quarter of an hour altogether.
when publicly testified that had been cured of
terrible skin humor by the use of the Cuticura Rem
edes did so that others might be cured and do not
regret the time given to answering inquries.-Hon.
VIM. Taylor, Boston.
CATARRH.-Reltef in FIVE minutes in every case;
| gratifying, wholesome relief beyond money value
Cure begins from the first application, and is rapid
radical and permanent. Ask for sanford's Radical
| Cure. Complete for 81.
little boy who has been used to receiving his older
brothers old toys and clothes recently remarked "Ma
| will have to marry his widow when he dies?'
Don't be alarmed at Bright's disease, diabetes, or
any disease of the kidneys, liver urinary organs
Hop Bitters will certainly and lastngly you. and
| is the only thing that will.
TITS much trade to make book as to make a
watch; there's something than wit necessary to
make an author.
/ PERMIT SUBsTITUTIoN-Insist upon obtaining
Floreston Cologne 1t is pre-eminenty superior in
permauence and rich delicacy of fragrance.
Most people know something about the discipline OF
poverty, and feel quite ready to experience Of
the awful responsibilities of wealth.
Wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whoopng cough Group, influenza con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
Wooden shoes are worn in the west, and enough OF
them are sold to keep large mandatory going al
Green Bay. They are cut out of green Eastwood
smoked and dried like hams and sold at IS cents a
/ pair
| On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send DIR. Dyes
Celebrated Electro-Volt Belts and other Electric
Appliances trial for thirty days young anC
older persons who are afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality ETC., guaranteeing speedy relief and com
plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also fol
rheumatism, neuralgia paralysis, liver and kidney
difficulties ruptures, and many other diseases. Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Yotaic Belt Co.
Marshall, Mich.
1t takes but thirteen minutes to lead an elephant OF
a railroad train while it takes twenty for any sort o
to kiss her friends goodbye and lose the checl
for her trunk.
Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia general debilit,
liver complaint boils. humors. chronic diarrhea
nervous Affections female complaints, and all disease
originating in a bad state of the blood
Utica clergyman had occasion to refer In a sermon
to the prophet Jonah, and report says that he delicate
ly spoke of him as having passed three days an,
three nights in the whales-ahem-society."
Have you ever known any person to be seriously il
without weak stomach inactive liver or kidneys
And when these organs are in good condition do yo
not find their possessor enjoying good health? Pal
kers Ginger Tonic regulates these important organs
makes the blood Itch aud pure and strengthens ey
cry part of the system. See other column.
,
Bragger, "and truth you know, is always strange
than fiction" Yes the kind that you put in YOU
true stories beats fiction blind remarked by-stande
s'RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found a
last. Ask druggists for Rough Rats" 1t clear
out rats, mice, reaches, fes bed-bugs. 15c boxes
: SKINNY MEN.-Wells Health Remover. Absolut
for nervous debility and weakness of the gene1
tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express
n
"BUcHUPAIBA."-New. quick. complete cure day
urinary affections. smarting. frequent difficult
nation kidney diseases. Stat druggists. Prepaid
express. Sl25, for S. E. S. Wells Jersey City, N
, my young friends" said wise teacher to his pl
pills. "lf God gave You talents remember not to bun
e them in napkin. But if He gave you only napki
don't think to flourish it that it will seem to be fl
of talents
RESCUED FROM DEArH.-WiIliam j. Coughn
taken with bleeding of the lungs, followed by a seve
cough. lost my appetite and flesh and confin
# to my bed. In 1877 1 was admitted to the hospit
The doctors said 1 had hole in my lung as big as
half dollar. At one time report was around that
was dead l gave up hope. but friend told ME
! Dr. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. l got b.
ID tie when to my surprise. commenced to feel bett
e. and to-day feel better than for three years past
y 81 write this hoping every one afflicted with disc
re ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam. and
20 convinced that consumption can be cured. can p
lively say it has done more good than all the otf
medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold
q E. z. button, Barton. Vt.