The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-06-14

CEPHALINE is not drug, but nutritious
Nerve Food. 1t will cure Headache.
A New England man wanted horse to ride
at the annual parade. "Do you want spirit
ed animal?' asked the livery man. mo, not
very ''Do you want a quiet one?" "No,
not very "What do you want, then?" II
want a horse that looks good deal more spir-
tied than he really is. "-Waif.
Medical Science never produced so valuable
a remedy for the treatment of diseases, requir-
ing general Alternative medicine, as Wheat
Bitters. See advertisement.
ST.. K Hubbard, Tex: "Where can I OBJ
tain the Life of Jesse James?" We do not
know. The Ford boys took it-Texas Slftlngs.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate = Valuable
Medicine.
DIR. W. 81. Parmelee, Toledo, O., says: 81
have prescribed the 'acid' in large variety Of
diseases, and have been amply satifed that it
is a valuable addition to our list of medicinal
agents."
A sermon on the vanities of this life is weak
ened by the time it travels over a large con-
gregation of beautiful boDnets-New Orleans
| Picayune.
If you wish to purify the blood, make free
use of "Wheat Bitters." 1t is an economical
| physician.
Three hundred pies day are sold to the
newly ar rived immigrants at Castle Garden
| New York. This is as it should be. If We
have to assimilate the newcomers into our ma
| tional life, they should assimilate our national
dish as soon as they can.-Boston Advertiser
Many merchant of brilliant faculties has
been stricken down in career by paralysis Of
his nerves, and is left out in the race of life
Such unfortunates should be treated with DR.
Bensons Celery and Chamomile Pills. Res
toraton is probable
They say Jumbo snores That settles it. He
can't travel in sleeping-car without getting
blackguarded, even if he is acquainted with
the Guelph family.-Boston Post
| Jennie, Katie, Louise and Matte are going t.
buy the Domestic" - Elm street.
| BILLY, who's that with his back turned?'
THAT? That's Mif1eby. just saw him Dor
row a cigarette. Harvard Lampoon.
| To Ladies'.
| II you wish to render your skin white ant
soft, use GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP.
| Pixies TooTHAcHE DROPS cure in one min
ute.
We have failed SO sadly in efforts to reaci
the north pole that it begins to look as If thu
| pole were taking pity on us, and were coming
| down halfway to meet us.-Rome Sentinel.
| The only iron preparation that does no
| color the teeth, and will not cause headache OF
/ constipation, as other iron preparation will
is Browns Iron Bitters.
A good reason. Irish witness flor the de
| fence)-"Is it myself that understands the ma
| ture of an oath? Fax, and I ought to; haven,
| been twice thried for perjury, and COW let
| ed?"-Moonshine.
*The term hydra may be used to represer
any manifold evil If you would battle sue
cesstully with this many-headed monster o.
| disease you will find it expedient to keep Mrs
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound always al
hand.-Dr. Banning.
G US de Brown, who has prolonged his cal
| considerably after 1915 p. m.-"So you dom
admire men of conservative views like myself
| Miss Angel. Miss Angel, with vivacity-"No
indeed, prefer people who have some 60 il
| them" De Brown reaches for his hat.-Tiger
| If Nearly Dead
| after taking some highly pulled up stuff, will
| long testimonials, turn to Hop Bitters, ant
| have no fear of any Kidney or Urinary