The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-11-21

Aucy nave toiu khis ia tuC 0oSs AL
stead of bays.
IT'S to be hoped they will be trained
up in the way they should o, not exactly
the rail sway" either.
If they keep on, We shall have kid
gloves reaching to the shOuider.-Rich
Hill Mining Review.
That would be bad, but the Review man
will probably survive the ''reach," es-
pecially if the hand in the glove belongs
to a charming woman.
How q woman can sit bolt upright and
not change her pos ton, neither 10 the
right nor TO the lei;, during . sermon,
passeth understanding. A man will sit on
fence all the afternoon, but put him in =,
church pew for half an hour and lie will
wobble all over the seat.-Ex.
OF course he will, but just let him have
double back acting duplex elecric hustle
on that will cab" into his back every
time he moves, and be would sit just as
quietly rs a woman.
Walt Adair says the woman who
smokes cigarettes is an unkissable creature.
Versailles Gazette.
But suppose, for moment, that a man
would be an unkissabie creature who
smoked cigars. Mighty few would get
kissed.
In the high school of Dedham, Mass,
the experiment is being made of using daily
Inf h.,
reading class-Ex.
The BAzoo will be in demand then, for
it is for the people now on earth, and
school boys and girls are of 'em.
Scientists assert that all babies are
deaf for some days after their birth.-Ex.
They may be deaf, but their poor "paps"
know mighty well they are not dumb by a
long shot.
Minnie Shanks and Mary Godfrey
were caught under falling tree near Yell
willie, Ark.-Ex.
Waiting for a couple of lovers to "meet
them by moonligh alone" Served 'em
right.
-"Mush and milk" parties are he rage
in our neighboring city, Mexico, just now.
Columbia Statesman.
Let them "mush away"
Wedding cards are to be exceptionally
large this season.-Ex.
Very suggestive of "big spread" at the
bridal banquet, which will compel papa
to economic for many months afterwards
In his chawin' tobacco.
The young man who has Just begun
housekeeping always feels foolish when he
brings home the first hired girl. He car
ries her bundle and treats her with defer
-ence.-Ex.
Respectfully referred to E F. Swinney,
of Rich Hill, Mo-, to report on when he
has had the experience
Respect every body's feelings, even
your washerwoman's. However much you
may want to know her address, never ask
her where she "hangs out."-E1.
There amt a great many people who
care to know the address of their washer
woman, especially the fly young man who
wears red neckties and parts his hair in
the middle.
A fashionable dressmaker says the
most difficult customer to please is the
one. who is "the same size all the way
down"
All the way down where?
Marriage makes men thoughtful,-Ex.
True; but it doesn't make men pocket
full.
Health journals insist upon reposing
on the right side oulv, and claim that it is
injurious to lie on both sides.-Ex.
That is bad for lawyers.
The Ohio girl is described as possess
ing the comprehensive qualities of the
Ohio man-she wants all she can get and
gets all she can-Ex.
Speak that little louder, stranger. We
don't exactly understand.
"A Harrisburg dressmaker, having con-
siderable difficulty in collecting bill from
gentleman whose wife had employed her,
interviewed the lady herself, and in appar-
emily the most innocent manner remarked
that she "could not see Why the gentleman
paid Miss BIS IA young school teacher)
bill so much more promptly than the other
one."-Ex.
That was q dead give away, but no
doubt the man went around the next day
and anti'd up in coed shape.
"A daily proves a big thing when .
young lady is sick.-Mexico Ledger
Yes, and it proves q big thing when she
well-under lannier-Sedalia
AGO.
What is "pannier ?"-Mexico Ledger.
If the Ledger man really doesn't know
hhat q "pannier" is, it is absolutely certain
e has never fooled very much around
waist" places.-Sedalia BAzoo.
The editor of the Ledger never "fools''