Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-03-06
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
drunken man lay half day in gutter unarrested
in Springfield Mass because his big dog stood guard
over him, growing and biting at everybody who came
near.
The only scientific iron medicine that does not pro-
duce headache, etc. but gives to the system all the
benefits of iron without its bad effects, is Browns
Iron Bitters.
NJ Victor Theodore Junod, the celebrated Swiss
doctor and medical writer, is dead.
wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group. influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
chest. so cents and ST. a bottle.
Dr. Tanner is living in Buffalo. and occasionally
delivers lectures on the use of alcohol
How TO GET WELL.-Thousands of persons are
constantly troubled with combination of diseases.
Diseased kidneys and costive bowels are their tor
mentors. They should know that Kidney-Wort acts
on these organs at the time causing them to
throw off the poisons that have clogged them, and
renewing the whole man. Hundreds testify to this
Pittsburgh Post.
Maud S. has been retired from the professional
track. Her owner is still on the turf
GRATEFUL To INvAL1Ds-Floreston Cologne is CRATE
full invalids because it is refreshing without the
sickening effect of most perfumes.
There is nothing alarming to American susceptible
ties in the rate of progress of the Panama Canal.
CoLoRLEss AND CODA young girl deeply regret
ted that she coloress and cold. Her face
too white and her hands and feet felt though the
blood did not circulate. After one bottle of Hop Bit
tiers had been taken she the rosest and heathes
girl in the town, with vivacty and eheerfulness of
mind gratifying to her friends.
The impression is gaining ground in Germany that
Prince Bismarck has taken more in his shovel than
he lift.
QUICK AND sURE.-Many miserable people drag
themselves about with failing strength, feeling that
they are steadily sinking into their graves, when by
using Parker's Ginger Tonic they would find a cure
| commencing with the first dose, and vitality and
strength quickly and surely coming back to them.
Tombstone, Arizona, is growing so rapidly that they
soon expect to be big enough to change its to
| Mausoleum.
MOTHER DIED SALT RHEUM.-J. W. Adams,
Newark, Ohio, says: "Cutcura Remedies the
greatest medicines earth. Had the worst salt
rheum in this country My mother had it twenty
years, and in fact died from it. believe Cuticura
would have saved her life. My arms, breast and head
covered for three years, which nothing relieved
or cured until used the Cuticura Remedies"
Mr.. Blaine is going to respond to a toast at the
dinner of the knights of St. Patrick in St. Louis
the 18th OF March.
ON THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send DR.. Dyes
Celebrated Belts and other Electric
Appliances on trial for thirty days to young and
Nh0 tod
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and
| plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also for
rheumatism neuralgia, paralysis. liver and kidney
difficulties, ruptures and many other diseases Illus
trated pamphlet sent Free Address Votaic Belt Co.,
| Marshall, Mich.
There is rumor that General Butler is looking
toward the republican party again. The church is
full.-Boston Journal.
vennor's predictions are not always reliable but no
person ever took bottle of Hatchs Febrifuge Mixture
without receiving immediate benefit. 1t may be con-
fdenty relied upon every time. 1t but quar-
ter to try it.
When the evidence is all in the people WILL eoubt-
less consider themselves in luck that the star reuters
didn't steal the mail-bags and sell them before retiring
from business
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debility
liver complaint, bos, humors, chronic darrhea
nervous affections female complaints and all diseases
originating in a bad state Of the blood.
The difference between hungry man and gluttor
is, one longs to eat and the other eats too long.
THE HIGHEST RANK.-Made from harmless mater
als, and adapted to the needs of fading and falling
hair Parkers Hair Basam has taken the highest ranl
as elegant and reliable hair restosative.
Bob Iugerson having confessed that he doesn't know
| rbo Il. h;c otl1,b
to lay in stock of FANS
Wheat Bitters have received the endorsements o
medical men of the highest standing. These can b.
shown
Excessive use of alcoholic drinks cured by whea
Bittes prepared by solution and not by fermentation
Doctors say that govt may be inherited. If an
fellow were to leave us the govt we should contes
his will on the grounds of insanity.
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Roug
on Rats" 1t clears out rats mice, bedbugs, reaches
( vermin, flies, ants, insects. l5c per box.
CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smartins
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharges
, cured by Buchupaiba. ST. at druggists. Prepaid b
express, Sl25 for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, NJ
BRAIN AND NERvE.-wells Health Remover, grea
est remedy earth for impotence, leanness. sexu;
debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express
sl.25, for SIS. E. S. Wells. Jersey City, n ].
1t is prophesed that immense quantities OF flower
and lace will be used to adorn next seasons bonnet
Now is the time to get a divorce.
= A Foolish MIsTAKE.-Dont make the mistake
confounding remedy of merit with quack medicine
q We speak from experience when say that Parker
: Ginger Tonic is sterling health restorative whic
will do all that is claimed for it. We have used
ourselves with the happiest results for rheumatis
f and when worn out by oyerwork. See adv.-Times
n A Chinaman thus describes a trial in our court:
One is silent, another talks all the lime an
twelve wise men condemn the who has not sa
O word
q HENRY's CARBoLIc SALvE.-Henry's Carbolic Sal,
is the best save for CUTS bruises. Sores ulcers
rheum letter, chapped hands. chilbains, corns al
all kinds of skin eruptons, freckles and pimples G.
Ill Henrys Carboc salve as all are counterfeit
Price Is cents.
l. DIR. Green's oxygenated Btters is the best rene.
e for dyspepsia. bliousness. malaria indigestion al
,r diseases Of the blood, kidneys. liver skin, etc.
,e Durnos Catarfh Snuff cures all affections of Il
mucous membrane. of the head and throat.
. DR.. Motifs Liver Pills are the best cathart
e regulators. Sold by E. F. Dutton, Barton w.