The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-12-23
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BLACK SHEEP.
HAVE YOU GOT ANY wOoL!'
Say, OLD s~UNFLOwER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling

OLD MAN DO WIN lin 1hE . w n MI
trying to do with those Calling guns,
Why, OLD PICKLES. he is loading them with MUsH
But the charge comes out at the WRONG END.
Yes, OLD PICKLES, the OLD NAN is so foolish he
Why; sometime age he ADVERTISED snt that he had a for his
BUILT. but the house that the Duke of Edinburg slept
in; and that he had some dip CURI0S, an old carriage
be had bought part of the OLD CHINESE THEATRE,
and had procured lots of Chinamen's TAILS to have on
Yes. Old .~IcKLEs. that's SO; but you see that cream
wouldn't ehuru." SO he has got in a new role, after the
government work
Yes, OLD PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
six years; But yen see his game is up; Inc hing mas
he says the Government has been FLEEcED enough; 1t
mas fa% y 4 . . 20 .iSnt5 at the IS same time. he don't wish to be- SET
fish in the matter; he has made ample provision for all
ANS ~lnothing to do with those ram-rods that 1 spoke of
in the Last supper!"I but the real article from Lanai
can have a fleece OF his own. If GO WEST buys one of
t ss iisa aST fo a sea P fha Foo i'm a 8 and n 0th STAG diseases ns ~t to
which sheep are subject, For his benefit would recon-
mend a preparation made of one pound of SOFT SOAP,
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
The preparation as given above should be diluted with
warm water before being applied to the animal, and it
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
"sss Saw OLD sUNFLoWER, 1 saw Mr.. Patty riding in a
beautiful wagonnette last Friday. Well, sir. it is one of
the most elegant carriages 1 ever saw where I'D MI
Now. look here, OLD PICKLES, you can't come any of
nose nice Jobs come from the !. Government Factory"
on King street; that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
SHOP.
Say now. OLD sUNE5oWE IRo let, talk sense. Who
fellow from Louisville. Kentucky, Who can discount any
thing that every came to these islanda.
Now. OLD S~UNFLOwER, what are you giving usl
What has become of that young man that made bodies
for you before? That young man that uses Bears Oil
and Hartshorn'
o, he has gone up town, to work for that man on Fort
oh yes that slim man. Idon't think he will ever be
as fat as you are, OLD
No, L think not he has got a tape-worm. 1 never saw
a man yet got fat that hath, had ION one S Of It then MaG sh h9w IN THE
SWAMP can beat you ON painting.
Yes? What makes you think sol
L SUN. he told me he had the best painter in the
- Did YOU believe himr
1 had no reason 10 disbelieve him.
Who did he tell you lac had
Yes! Did he tell you he had F, II. aarrioon We'll,
now, just stop for one minute; Harrison has not been with
mn Now OLD Sun, none OF your soft soap. Who is he
why, he is with me.
I do' 3 PfC iKfILE Go West gave him such a good
name, and told people that he was the best workman
ta1u se wor y and the King Would have nobody but him
So s. YOU went for him and got himi
Wen. OLD s~UNFLOwER, what has become of the
o, he has gone over to Frisco; gone to look for Dennis.
What Dennis?
What, the Irish Agitator?
Yes. that is the man.
Why, what in the world did he leave you fort
o y ne dd hf SaG nai aThui P pas daGs 8 . u ms horr 7 = 10 10 nsed mn ~
scare horses; so 1 thought the most quiet way was tho
How is it about your Trimmer, OLD sUNFLowER?
That i is 5 the man; thought go West got him
Yes, he did, but he did not keep him. He agreed for
one q. funded SvSe R P9n Rr bonus but he did not get it, and
Then you have got all Of those workmen
you, L PICKLE Some years ago there was another
| OLD CRANK that publisheda paper in New York aalled
Young y0S : men to "so West Well. this Go West was 50 li "
ing down in Nova Scotia. and it was with him as with All
old family by the name of Ransom in New Jersey The
went to church, whilst the old woman was somewhat in
clsned to go to church. Some of their L were get
0agntt 70 20 9o go 4 ~ Sqle and LET the he G. a a 3 pei in ~ sncsfet " tS o.
they were approaching wOmAnhood, and if they did not
get them in society they might die old maids. So she
made an impression on the oil! man. and he consented tc
go, to crafty mamms's wishes; but still, at the same
they got started, but on the way the old man says
Mother, 1 have not been in the church since we were
marks about it" Says the old woman, {" You talk like an
old fool, the dominic may not know that we are in the
church, Well now, old woman, you have your way
about it, but you see" So they, got to church aud the
usher seated them all right, and the two GALS; but tho
dominic That married them over twenty years before
kept cycling the old man. and the old man dropping his
head, finally the old dominic in the pulpit rose up. open
ed his hymn book and commenced TO read. thusly, Re
and said, :" By Joye, mother. what did l tell yon about
this But the old woman insisted that he didn't mean
Ransoms in this house, you can't fool me on that, I cam
hoist that in" So home they went and haven't been to
West. That young man was a reader of the Tribune. and
he saw the " go West " in it, 50 he got up and got, and is
Well, OLD SUN, that is quite n comparison. but no
about that Old Junk Store?
Well, OLD PICKLES, am worried with y2Hi vrn
Not at all, OLD PICKLES, on the contrary 1 think ii Is
quite a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar, poet and
apostle of Estheticlsm. has given TO the snnfower and
the Lily the most prominent places in the Floral World
the Lily for its purity and delicecy. and sunfower from
its resembling 10 the Golden Orb of Day. 1t is inmate
rial to me whether 1 am dalled a SunhOwer or a Rose.
1.-THE Rose by any other name Will smell IS sweet"
Well, just once more. OLD SUN, have you any
Not many, OLD PICKLES.
Give US q few, OLD sun.
we'll nave q snoel IL % OF L uhcnoo" a tootI
from the mouth of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
Head, That comprises my principal stock Of CCRIOS.
How is that, OLD PICKLES?
Quite sufficient. OLD sun.
Well. OLD PICKLES, 1 have a lot more, but it is get
ting late. and time is money. still l ought to say some.
thing more about that Go West notice in the papers, and
would do so, if it were not so soft and silly. 1 though
that Hocos-pOcus-rhincus would have done better for the
amount paid for it.
| Now, Just another question, OLD sun, have you any
thing to say for yOurselE
Yes, OLD PICLES, l might say II great deal. but
MARSH. SO l will merely add that If you know any per
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trim.
med or painted. or who wants anything in the sAddlery
line, or who requires iron work or horse shoeing, send
them along to the
Pioneer Shops on King Street.
where all such work is done IN the best manner and on
the most liberal terms
All kinds of tools and machinery for well-boring. and
other hand and steam tools made and repaired.
Carriages, Expresses, Lumber Wagons (pattern Of the
Putnam Cart or Horse Break Milk W agons, English Dog
carts, etc, made to order.
All varieties of Harness ON had or made to order.
Splendid Saddles and Brides, suitable for use on the
occasion of the Coronation.
Fancy Brides made and on hand.
Also, Material, spokes Felloes. Hubs, and all other al
ticles usually found in frst-class establishments.
Call and see before going down the marsh or elsewhere
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