Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1882-03-01
Young Fools.

An exchange has the following
items which may seem to be all
right, but will get some Young feel.
lows back broke yet:
"An Illinois justice has decided
that counting is II public necessity,
and must not be interrupted; there.
fore if young man wanted to kiss
n girl he might put her father out
of the room first it he liked"
The publication of this item may
cause some smart young man 10 do
something he will regret. The
sirkiy looking father OF girl may
come into the parlor some night and
find the warm haired youth on the
sofa with the girl, and when the old
man speaks of it being time to put
stop Ia such nonsense, the Young,
man with the above judicial decis
ion in his mind, viii tell his prOsprc.
tive fathrrin.law TO wipe of his
vest and 90 10 bed. The old man
will then spit i'll his hands and grasp
the warm.haired yonng man by the
county seat and tic him up in u
double bow knot, and pin scarf
pin on him and throw him out on
the path 10 the gate, and then lie
will turn and slap the girl where
the dress is pra;cd, and she will 60
mp stairs with her hand on her
heart, rs it were. The Young men
of this country have gall enough
about Visiting giIls in the evening
at their homes. without filling their
heads with any such ideas III regard
to their legal rights. There are
very few fathers that would quietly
submit to being told To go away 10y
aNonng man with a striped hectic
and pants too short at the bottom.
These spalkers are looked upon 10y
parents gencraily asa nnlSance. and
often they are hight. Nine tcnths
of the sparkin: is done hy boys who
haven't got their growth, and they
look so green That ii is langhable to
the old folks To look at them. And
yet marrying is about the first thing
they think of. \ green boy without
Il dollar. present OF prospective.
sparkling girl regularly and talk.
I lug ahant MARRYING, Is u spectacle
/ for gods and men. He should be
reasoned with, ami if he will not
quit ill he is able to support witc,
and To know how he loves and the
ditieIruce between love aud passion,
I he should be quarantined, or put in
Il convert erected on purpose for
such cases Nine tenths of the
unhappy marriages are the result of
green human calves being allowed
to run at lagre in the society pasture
without any yoke on them. They
marry, and have children before
they do mustaches; they are fathers
to twins before they are proprietors
of two pair pants, and the little
girls they marry are old women
before they are twenty years old
Occasionally one Of these gosling
marriages turns ont all right, but il
rs a clear case of lnck. Ii there was
"a law against young galoots spark
ing and marrying before they have
got all their teeth cnt, we suppose
, the little cusscs would evade il
some way, bnt there ought to be q
sentiment against it. 1t is time
enough for these bantalns to begiI
: to think of finding a pullet whei
they have raised money enough b,
their own work to buy a bundle o
laths to build hen house. Blu
they see girl that looks cunuiDg
and they are afraid there is no
going to be girls enough to 60 round
aud then they begin to get in thei
work real spry, and before they ar,
aware of the sanctity of the MARI
! age relation they are hiiched TO
life, and before they own a cool
stove or bedstead they have TO &c
mp in the night aud 60 after tn
doctor so frightened that they rn'
themselves ont of breath and abus
, the doctor because he does not rul
, too, and when the doctor gets Their
he finds that there is not linel
= enough in the house TO rap up n dol
. baby.-Pecks Sun.