The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-09-23
UKLlsHED BIZ THx
7ERMS-BY NAIL
A BAD SWAP.
how the Religious Editor Re.
ported a Base Ball Match.

How the Religious Editor Re.
ported Base Ball Match.
;Brcnxlyn Eas!r.i
\ few days ago the local depart
mcnt oi the Euyic was terribly
rushed. and ii was found necessary
to assign the religious editor to bs,se
ball match. He watched the game
through patiently, and the next
morning submitted the following
report:
"a very refreshing :, a>nn "f base
hall was experienced in the Capito-
line Vineyard yesterday afternoon.
.stiorliny exceeding lnci .on t. &C IL
grcgation q; ful!y two thousand souls.
Brother Murphy. Of the i;rooklyn
class, first wic!unl tic rod. even a.
did Moses III the rock Of waters, and
shifting the bail with rUMligiO,,s
snitr was richly blessed with tw"
bases. l! then became the blessed
privi!cg, OF Brother Fitzgerald IL
>laud forth. hut despite his most fer
Vent efforts. Oivin. Providence inter-
fcrsj with - foul tip. an.! til: brother
harvested naughl. During this s%';l-
SON Brother Murphy had experienced
himself the third thereof, wl,ereai
i'ere was great rejoicing. mingled
with lan!vl,iaiinn :.ild rentiii,g Of gar
n,ent~ among the disciples Ot the
conflicting t:ii ~. Il. this critical
voiut in the ::.iv..t.On W the class
Brother Maioury cam among them
as Il physician of souls, hu: the
s;,ra:c. vi great rejoicing were not
i.r him. Lake jacob hc Tresiltsl,
and like Nathan lie fell, ior his ad-
vcrsarieS were p'enteou. aud their
wisdom that ot the serpent. E,r,~-
n,uc!. when lie snlctc the bal; so that
i. SCARED il:cy tl.at were rs l'hili>-
tines unto him did tonyrc"atc
around about that the hall might not
escape them. and did hold forth e:,ci,
man his hands. Until their fingers in
Number were Like unto The titles "i
the valley, and .hry seizs! the !'a!l
and bore il th,nre in triumph"
"I.n.k here" !mwit.i the nu,,,a.;-
ing e.li.": wI:,n i,c had reached this
point. What's all this :,M to u"
with ~
".\nyti,iny the n.atlsr:' inquired
the rcli .iou> ct:i;nr.
"rhi. Is no way |" write ny :. tml!
match" protested the nsai,aring r,li-
tor.
why no,:' in'i. nan,!y demand
q, the religious editor. Whats the
,mat:cr with il: That's the way
they did ii. and that's III! way I"
dniny il up"
"!;ut, man alive exclaimed his
superior, "ilis rca.,s like Il S,'y,nun!!"
Very we'll. amy objection I" SER
mons" asked The religious U;itcr
,ar:sy. ali you dent like my style
Of hl,>il.-> yuu'u better send some
secular rlis> IL he II. xt hall game"
Listen IL this. man. said the
manager. reading from the ar.nunt:
"'ln this. the eleventh! hour.
n,o;!:t: tiihoui, ,:.>HysG tl.,uu"l,
, riiiv't'I;il sn.;:;:ic 20 turn back the
hos: ,l:l: h.:t. ! j. brethren, and save
unto i:r,,l.y.' Murphy the rich lsar-
vc., ii ~ lrn.,s.,.!i cs, rii"n. i,y wei
."uli:,. !.:;i. IL Tic haven .f the
Eo;n. ,,:;.r.. ':u! hi, enemies pre-
v:'i:s:! u.;ii.>t him. ;" that when the
!; ri! had been driven irtn. him hy Il
H:i:i'ly .a.: of ;:r i:t !:.ey threw it
viii. :,,ar:,i":.~ di.r,t,, - unto O,"
II t'i>ir n!iiilVr, Yea even unto i!i;h
M.:o W., Hi:'n tn" first "i the base
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