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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
now 70 MAKE IRA.

Hard water makes the most delicious
-, ~ It dissolves less Of the tannin and
gives the cup moro delicate flavor.
And even yith hard water there il !
wide difference between wells located
near together. But given the Same
quality Of water. and . difference in the
manipulation will make to sensitive
taste total nhange in the character a
the beverage.
There 10 not one city tea-kettle out Of
100 that in its present condition Is fit to
boil water for = cup Of tea Let our
reader 60 home tonight and inspect his
own OUTFIT and he will verify our state
ment He will end the interior Of his
kettle incrusted with the mineral d.
pests sSsFscted frcn ~ asAsf heHea
IN Il Gom morning uiil9 Mem 4 e
succeeding day. As the water i
"clean, the cook but smpties and ais
the kettle, never thinking Of the grow-
ing crust that must now be scraped OF
Il the kettle Is to be cleaned. Water
that has stood after boiling will not
make q good cup Of tea, and yet how
often the tired labcrer, mechanic, mer-
chant, doctor or lawyer has tried to 90
lace himself with a beverage made from
water containing the debris Of thas
which has stood all day on the range,
being only filed as often ~ any addition
was needed. Take q clean kettle never
used for anything else, fill it with fresh
water, the harder the better, boil quick
~ over a very hot fire, and pour ~ soon
a. it boils upon the tea leaves fresh
nom the canister. Let II stand four or
Eve minutes, and then drink.
How to spoil tea: II the lirss exper.
nent does not make an infusion strong
enough, or il the pot is partly empty
and moro is needed, do not put any
fresh ten into the teapot, for it will sure
~ be wasted. Tea water will not dis
solve the theme from the dry leaves Of
fresh tea; only pure. fresh water will do
that. The addition Of tea to the nearly
empty teapot will increase the color.
but it will not make tea pereeptiblt
stronger in its exhilarating quality.
Any one may try the experiment. Put
tablespoonful Of tea into . quart Of
water and let IL stand five minutan ~
boil it if desired. Then add two moro
spoonfuls Of tea leaves to the same de-
coction. The color will be increased.
but the tea will be little stronger in the
active principle 50 much desired. When
more liquid or stronger infusion il do
sired, put the additional tea in . cup
and pour fresh water on it; after it has
stood few minutes, 1t may then be put
in the pot to good advantage. ~ Arts-
tj0n at Work.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
sHEAs or rosrrcx PRorrxDs,

~ sHEAs or ToRETGx PRovExBs.
Il People love truth, but invite tho lie
10 dinner. - Mssian.
& One hill cannot keep two tigen.-
4 CAtpess. Equivalent Of our 1.-TWO of e
trade"
& The sea will settle when it marries. -
{ Gaelic.
& When tile house Is builded, death
enters in. - urkish
Heaven sends almonds 10 the tooth
EstesA -NMOfdss.
There was never good or Ill but woman
I'D 10 do with it.--Gaelio.
What woman doesn't know she'll
kala Gcelic.
6teel likes 70 DO called gray silver
Z Esfseiasa
RE ns.ssS n ths SheppsGg bsssa ~
Cnsnesc. Equivalent to "the Victim Is
powerless against his oppressor.
II isn't rusc alone, but the tooth, too,
that helps out the fox.--Russian.
Wed no woman in whom you can find
NO Aaw. Gaelic.
Speak low, friend even dead Cars
ears can hear. Russian.
Harsh is the praise that cannot be
listened to; dark are the danes that
cannot be dallied with.-Gdelic.
Though snake he fed with milk, 1t
will still yield poison. Put
crow in u cage, will he talk like par
rot Trad. The MIN tree will not be
sweetened, though you water it with
milk.
Twang on = golden. harp and the peo-
pie will admire your playing. -Russian.
The jackal Lowls-will my old buffalo
die f-Badaga. VIII the barking OF the
dog reach the skies ?-Csnyalsse. II
the dog bark at the mountain will the
mountain be injured or the dog p
Tamul Equivalents Of our own prov
CRIB, courses come home to roost.')
The birds live, though not all hawks.
Gaelic.
Tia dog has money he is called Your
lordship the dog. "-Krounair.
Many q man wears a blue ribbon on
his breast that had better wear q rope
around his neck. Russian.
The thief is safest who lives under the
walls of the Kings palace.
It is big beast that there Is not room
for outside.-Gaelic.
Cold is not kept out with . "For
Gods sake !" or "For the prophets
sake !" but with four seers Of cotton
Afghan. A learned man without works
il cloud without rain. Ara5ic. Wor-
ahip without faith is q waste OF flowers.
Telugu. Equivalents Of our saying
concerning "faith without works.')
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

ARE YOU MADE miserable by
indigestion, constipation, dizziness
loss of appetite, yellow skin? Shi-
ioh's Vitalizcr is Il positive cure.
WHY WILL YOU cough wher
Shiloh's Cure will gice immediate
relief. Price 10 cts, 80 cts. aud 81
sHILOH'S CATARRH RENE
DY-a positive cure for catarrh
diphtheria and cankcr month.
SHILOHS CURE WILL imme-
dntely relieve Group, whooping
cough and Bronchitis.
"HACKMETACK,' a lasting and
fragrant perfume. Price % and &c
cents. For sale by
H. II. BLAIn.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
WHATS GOYN0 TO MAKE POLY0A.
MY n FAILURE.

A man stepped into Main street bar
Der shop to get shaved. While the bar
Der was passing the steel over his face,
the man began to shed tears. This
attracting the attention Of the proprietor
Of the shop. he directed the manipulation
Of the racer to sharpen the implement.
As the shave continued the mans tears
flowed increasingly, and the barber con-
inued to whet his tool. occasionally
changing razors, and striving Is diligent-
~ as possible to ameliorate tho suffer-
ings OF his customer.
1--WE are using tire best razor in the
shop, sir, said The man with the lather
cup. "Yous face aust be very tender.
Does it pain you much2"
"a razor p.in me. Do you suppose
that man that has been through the
war shrinks from physical sunering?"
"Then what the deuce have YOU
been bluhbcrin' abouts" querisd the
boss.
II got to thinking over bad news
from the East. Another mother-in- law
comm out next week to spend the
winter. Here's tho money for the
shave"
~ shan't charge You = cent" said
the barber, sadly. II never bleed .
mans pocket when his hearts bowed
down. Come in occasionally, and
mingle your tears with mine I've got
some mothers-in- Law myself. -Four, by
thunderi |"
That's what's goin' TO make polyg-
amy . failure in Utah." said the tear
full man ~ he slammed the door.-SdlI
Lake Tribune.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
SCRATCHES.

Any case Of Scratches, Speed.
crack or Cracked Heel can positive
~ be cured by the use Of Coles Vet.
Urinary Carbolisalve, and in Less
time than by any other remedy. II
is the only preparation that will
cure cuts, gals and sores and i,,va.
richly bring The HAIR il is original color.
Jas. N. Shaffer, Madison, Wis, says,
i cured a horse Of the worst case Of
scratches that ] ever saw, With Cole 1
Veterinary Carholisalve. OF all tie
s.lves or ointmcs,ts that / ever saM
this Is the boss" pounsl cans, NJ,
ANAL cans, SO cents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
eELSON'S FATAL WOUND At rEAs
FALGAR.

A ball from the mizzentop Of the "Rs-
doubtable." only fifteen yards distant
from where Nelson was standing, struck
the epau.ette Of his left shoulder, about
aquartsr after nine, during the greatest
heat Of the action. II passed through
the spine, and lodged in the muscles Of
the neck on the right side. Nelson fell
on his face. and on that part OF the deck
where there yet lay pool Of his secre-
tary's blood; and Capt. Hardy, on
turning round, saw three men---a marine
sergeant and two understanding him
up. "Hardy," said he, family, "they
have done for me ct Last" at hope
not" replied his old shipmste. eyes,
my backbone is shot through" A. Ser
geant Seeker and others bore him down
the ladder he saw that tho tiller ropes
had been shot away, and ordered new
ones 10 be rove. He then covered his
face and bis stars with his handkerchief
that tho crew, who loved him 10 well,
might remain ignorant Of his fate.
Through the horrors Of the cockpit,
which was crowded by the wounded and
the dying, he was borne with difficulty
70 3 pallet in the Midshipmen's berth,
where it was soon discovered that the
wound was mortal and though aware,
by the gush Of blood every moment in
his breast, that no human skill could
avail him, he never lost his presence d
mind for moment Nothing could be
done TO lessen his agony, and al his 81
tendants could do was to fsn him with
paper and give him lemonade to alleviate
his intense thirst; and there lay "ths
mighty Nelssn," weaker than . Child,
with the roar Of his last and greatest
victory IN his diving ear.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
a xYsr4xx.

NY dear, said Smithers 10 his wife,
"what gentleman Of this community
continually attracts 8 prsponderance 81
the public attention Z" And whom Mrs.
6mithers had given il up, he told her,
"A Mr.. E. to be sure" His wife says
II Is . Mr.. E TO her that Smithsrs hasn't
landed in = lunatic asylum Or the Penn
sylvania Legislature long ago-CM Cssy
Derrick.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

TaERz il : remarkable family Of seven
brothers and two sisters residing within
abort distances Of ono another in OSwego
county. n. T.. remarkable in point Of
longevity, their united ages being 672
years, and their circle never having bsen
Invaded By death.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

Z
eam,,el Rogers wal not only ! wealthy
banker and rural poet; he had also !
Keen sense Of humor, and there was
something in the deafness Of his eoan-
tenance and the dryness Of his manner
which seemed to give additional point
10 his sarcasms. His dwelling was
"cabinet OF art. and he kept model
bachelors household, lis servants con-
sisting OF three men and enc woman,
When one died who had been 4 long
time in his service kinti-heartad friend
called to condole with hin, ON the
loss he had sustained "Well /" ex-
claimed Rogers, after listening for some
time to his expressions OF sympathy, II
don't know that I feel his loss 70 very
much after all. For the frat seven years
he was an obliging servant: for the Sec
ond seven years an agreeable compan-
ion; but for tae last seven he was ty-
rannicA master
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21
SURPRISE.
BY HRkBsRr NALL wlxsLow.


with mu, nluts low, upon the rivers brink,
The restless, aimcss waters Idly beat;
The grazing esttio drorp their heads ~ drink,
The ripplea flowing gently Ger their feet;
The hsxy stiffness and the summer air
Make lsf- a tcud,sr dream, devoid Of care.
Al ellArsed ana cheer.ess In the wintsy wind
That sweeps from shore 70 shorc In sullen mood
Ths river rests, In ssostly ahroud confined,
And clustering brsexes sing requiem rude.
The slow herds shivsring La the fallen enow,
0cattor its powdered paeucsS AZ they go.
And thus in life, winter cold end drcsr
Fast follows on the eummer's joyous bloom;
ASd white We wait, ard IDLY waudsr here,
Times tocsn sourds so'ne dreaded day 81 doom;
And starting up, with p'es-nre-.aden NJ nd,
We zee the emitting summer far behind
.-0Ood Csmpany.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

When ''pay day" comes and we
have tn settle for violating nature s
laws, nothing will be found of SO
great assistance as Beggs' Blood Pu-
rifier & Blood Maker. For sale by
Druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

Gray hairs prevented, dandrufi
removed, the scalp cleansesl, and tie
hair made to grow by the use OF
Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair Re-
newer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

A HnRBoY0AS editor has been arrested
and fined for stealing poeketbook cons
tanning some money from his boarding
house keeper. This is discouraging. =
seems IS though when OH an editor suc-
ccsds at anything Inst there p . con-
spiracy to Ircak him al up. Il would
have been ii better taste for the board
ing house keeper to have kept st,il abous
II aud encouraged the young man. and
after he had got elected y Congress =
havs preseated her bill. He would have
PAID il with interest lsck's Sun
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

just received It Freeman Bros. q
LOT Of cretonnc tides. Tl.sy are AL
,tlle g and cheap.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-06-21

eal estate loans a. easy terms a
4. WalwoFth q ofIice,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-11-25
VESSEL S IN PORT.
VESSELS EXPECTED.

Rig Name From Due
Bktne Emma Augusta, FIN Pt Gamble for
Kahulul, Dot Z
Stmr Zcalandia, from S. +, Nov 20
Blk Alden Bessc, from Portland, due
Brit sim Suez, Dodd, from +. Dec II
Stmr Australia, FIN Sydney, Dec IL
Br blk Ullock fun Liverpool, ''p Dec
Blk Abcr Allan FIN Glasgow, Dec
Bktne Discovery, FIN S F., Nov IA
Bktne J d Spreckcls, FIN 81 F, NOV 20
Am bktnc Klikitat, Wv - ~ -
Blk North Star, from Newcastle
Br ship Ambassador, FIN Newcastle
Bark Amy Turner from Boston
Am bktLe Amelia from Port Gamble
Blk Emma, fromPuget Sound, Aug 1S
Bark Loeb Lee, I'm Newcastle, Dec
Blk G. Bishop, from Bremen, Feb 10
Bark -, from Boston, Apr "a
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-11-25
ARRIVALS.

M, OK ARRIVALS, sfE
Stmr c II Bishop from Kauai
Stmr Kilauea Hou from Kahului
Stmr Mokolii from Koolau y,,,
Stmr Lehua from Mololsai
Schr Wailcle from Maliko
Schr Kaluna from IIanalei
Schr Ehukai from Waianae
Schr Emma from Waialua
Schr Nettie Merrill from Lahaina
DEPARTURES
Nov 24-lttl
Schr Mile Morris for Molokai
Schr Kamoi for Laupahoehoe
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-11-25
DEPARTURES
VESSELS LEAVING THIS DAY.
Schr Marion for Hamakua
PASSENGERS,

From Kona & Kau, per Iwalani,
Nov 24-R w Douglas, j l. Smith,
G w Kingsley, A A Ford, c Wall,
J Gulliford, Mexico Bill, FEH
Robertson, G c Coleman, L B Duff,
Mrs Mira Lee, Miss NJ A Holck and
Sc deck. ~ H,fIuH
From Kahului, per Kilauea 'Hou,
Nov 25-Hon Kuihclani, Mr. Men
gerson, j ohm Anderson, S Il Bishop,
3 Cinnamon and 10 deck. &
From Kauai, per G r Bishop,
Nov PA Wilson and wife,
Father Estee and 10 deck.
From Maui and Molokai, per Le-
hua, Nov 24--Mrs w Lishman and
child, Mr. Messiter, Mr. Howard and
10 deck. nv geY
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
An Appalling Thought

During the second year of the war
Grocer in an Ohio town sealed MS prices
hv renorts from the front. One dey
jef.,at would cut the pr'ce Of butter TOUT
cents. the next day victory would
rai... the price Of eggs = penny aczen,
an'l a victory or defeat was certain 10
1T oven the lar of nutlnegs on the Top
me- I'M. iay a farmer who had some
."',ttar to sell entered the store ana asked
the going price. .,.- y ,v,s
tue ::R R,'t only two days ago you paid
'" XIV. Int YOU see Pope has been de-
c..t..l since that, and there Ii o''ck
"c1 T,.. farmer sold cut and wantetI the
.a'. NJ II in sugar, and the grocer re-
n .,s h. made ready to weisn
ii: ,,, , cont u Mound
SIM. ..Hi.r..x t,, me /! hut why il that?
"I;c.,;,,c the rebels got hcSe'' !" g"
NV ODD man sat down on q nala.
,,I thouvht it all over, ana presently
' NV friend, il u federal defeat G .;.."r,,
- ,:hat vol, buy. and Il rebel victory
c e,'I,,m,.. the value Of what you ~ =
e ..,'.t . hank Of u fix you,d Oe III , :
there should happen 10 =" ~. ,.'''" " 49,
tir r'- ,tuU Street Dtt'ty Ne''"'
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
How to Take Care Of Harness.

0e!on journal Of Chemistry.
A h.r,r~~ that has leen on horsrs
Tack several hours in hot or rainy wca'';'
n k.r'i...> w-t: il not property cle''nt"'
,le 'ial,.a... t. the leather is irrels'rao!e.
u, after iri,.: taken from the morse Ia
,A's condition, it is hung up III a c,'r: ;,.t"
manner. ,i.n..: and reinS thSisle" in."
Knots, ani Tie saddle and bridic NUM-
sa,skew. Ii" leather when dried retains
eAe shape given it when wet. anu Wl'G !"
'aresst I'M" its original form .ian.aS H,,' 20
sne the Stitching and the leather. liz .,,..
INST p'i"' /" he observed Is I" Keep 'i i'.,
RATHER >n!, AMI pli.l,!e. This can M
mns only hy Keeping it well 'aM ...',,.
win oil AMI rr..,.Sc; water II uc: :..'':.,,
e. hI! mad and the saline nio'.. ..,.
n4n the animal are even more Nes'l ~,
1--WE. Mud, in drying, absorb, III 49,.
s.e'se and oI,ens the pores o1 tne M: io tic
IT.; liza. lag il prey to water. WIN; s. ."o
s''y character Of the persP'ratlO.n4. ,,
%e ANNA! Injuries the leather, s', c'ii".s
aHd m"unlings. 1t therefore Io.w" ]
mat, t" preserve . harness, the s.Ia s :.
hlNold he washed and oiled whenS;SJi' ~ :,
Ms iern nloistencL by sweat or soi.eu cS
"'o''. II harness is thOrOugnIy cIs .eS;
Vice year, and when unduly e12 ~
s"atreateslas We have recOmmen0e", ~
.t.ther will retain its so1tness "''>'
e"gth for many years.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
The Lion That Taught Singing
School.

1.-THE following quaint and charming
little story is from the .'Letter-bcx" Of
81. 1N;chOfus for May. 1t is by little
girl five years old, and just as she told 1t
10 her mamma, " no wrote 1t down for
her.]
A Lion wanted to teach singingschOO
They asked him what he could sing:
And he said, "RoO-OO-0"."
They asked him what else could he
sing:
Aud he said, ''ROo-OO-0O."
They said they didn't want q singing
teacher WHO couldn't sing nothing 'cept
Just one sony.
The e Lion went to horse race.
All tile other animals were there: the
mouse that su,,eaked, the kitten that
mewel, the puppy that bOw-wOw-ed,
the lamb that baa-etl, the pig that yi-yi-
ed. the colt that la-ha-e<l, the wolf that
boo-ed, and the bear that ur-ur-ed.
The prize Of the horse race was . rus
set apple.
Tie mouse thot he'd exprise the other
animals, SO he ate the apple up. Then
all the other animals hOilered out, mo
fair! No f;.ir!" And the mouse was
scared and ran around the track, ana
! the kitten that niewetl ran after amt ate
the mouse up; aud the puppy that low
vowed ate the kitten up, and the !amo
that ba:a-e,l ale the puppy up, ana the
pig that yi-yi-etl ate the lamb up, anu
the colt that ha-h:-ed ate the pig up,
and the wolf that boo-etl ate the colt w.,
| and the Tear that ur-ur-ed ate the WOLF
! un-und tie Lion ate the lN'ar up:
Then the Lion came around AGAIN anu
wanted IL teach singing school:
They asked him what lie c"''d sing:
And he sang: ''Squeak squeak, new
new, lnw low, baa li'a, VI ~. la h"'
| boo boo, ur ur, and 900" co.!
Then they said: "lour voice mas re
pr"ve.i.'' .,,,.;r .o.ctor
j --.Noyi0 ~. c.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17

-. oaoE.1
A0o 0a01a1ofn
.Yee IN tie l1me."
g. s.s1 : x :! 70 make hay on Sam
a0A, ] Dat knov.. rl keep still.
W!DlbA tAat's Q dear. ,Auotjo = Tired. !"
~, ~ ~ s..eainiSe q"ile %na9snt.
Nhege - stars come from, auunlaf'
II doat Know nobody knows"
did the moon lay 'em ~
Yes, 1 guess So" replied the wicked
Can the moon lay eggs, too"
suppose 90. Don't bother mel"
A short silence, when Willie broke
out again:
Penny says oxins IL owl. auntie, is
20. perhaps SOL"
II think I. !, whale could lay eggs, don't
~. 20: yes-1 guess So" said the shame
did i! You ever see whale on his
20, guess So"
"Where ~
quiet; I'm getting crazy!"
what makes you crazy, auntie:"
"Oh, dear! you ask 50 many ques-
tiOns."
Ibid you ever see a little fly eat SUI
gar?''
"Yes, DEAR"
"Where?"
"Willie, sit down Oh the seat and lie
still, or I'll shake you. Now, not another
wOrd!"
And the lady pointed her finger sharp
" to the little hoy, IA if she was going
to stick 1t through him. II she had been
q wicked woman she would have sworn.
There are s, OK, 100 little bOys like VIII
lie In the United Standardization Go.
zetfc.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
A Hint as to How Not to TAX ~
Children.

One day sat in q car RS. SEN Ro OH he he.
ss"s". Branch s Of ss E iay Whoa S' va.
': 81: ri: f: FL :: =! : !: r. 4:
%u;rins mind IL: ;.,; sa sSsi could not help
listening to ION; .S,,:e a !" the little boy
co," Msn, e 'i pointing to stack of hay
on : t1Is THAT'S that's hay, DEAR" answered the
care-worn lady. ..,.w
II: - e s ~; s 8 s''' and water
an .:xH S makes it 2"
"God makes it, dear" N. a.v time OF
docs He make 1t In inc my
in the night"
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
Value ofa Wife.

The inhabitants of the Sol mon Is
lands have curious system Of decimal
currency. A cOcOanut seems to he the
unit. But the circulating medium con-
sists OF strings Of white and red shell
heads, d,gs' teeth and porpoise teeth.
One string Of white money is equivalent
to ten ctnoanuts or one fiat stick Of to-
baceO. Ten strings Of white money
make one string Of red money or one
dogs tooth; ten dogs teeth make one
lisa (or fifty porpoise teeth, and ten
is,.s are equivalent 10 one "gOod-4naIity
wife, So that wife in good society is
wO,: il 10000 cGcs,anuts.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
as1pvsa Nh.

- yo:sg 10y = tie spsss /. wei.
. sne etn9 nl3hf, dt1lng Il ~
G.;.xs9 sPooaey and NH . :
Sicsn... oosoe!h 20, having sajSyeaa O.
scene. moro Iooll tic fhan anv n.eE.1s.
Iieye business o. The -:
The giri-Oh I wrote saloh a lon~ Ia.
Ter home t0-tlay-seven poeea.
He-What! seven1
She-Yee. and tho postuan d,dn,.
come, and opened 1t aud wrote seven
more.
He-1 wish you would write ma . let.
She (tenderiy)-willy, wh.: could /
He-Yod need not write but three
words. '-''@'
She-Three words! What can they
He-Three nice little words.
Hne-O', my! Amt you strange.
ihis kn"cks the young man out OF
tl'ne ,Or minute, and during that
period the music had . chance. but be
comes W again smiling, q little dislie-
ured, hut still in the ring.
He-Oh! you know.
She-NO; indeed don't.
He-Well, I'll tell you some other
time.
The chorus comes down towards the
fUot-iixhts with an uM,nista kable intent
to howl, aud during the preliminary i'd
ding the MOTTO curious- but just Curious.
ly-enough young girl Ays with . sweetly
shrinking tiniidity:
Can't you tell me while they're sing
ing?"
Then a fiendish yell from the chorus
breaks off shorter than cOuld possibly
he anticipated, and his voice Is heard
with startling distinctness-
~ love you. Co"ldn, you write that?'
oh! M, yes, and ever 80 much
more"
And then the tenor clutches the prima
donna by the hack hair and yells bloody
murder into her right eyebrow, and the
young man and the young woman lean
80 hard OF the arm Of the orchestra chair
that her vaccination bushes like an au'
! rOra bOrealis. :"
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-05-17
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