The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-03-14
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Corn ninal rubbed on the head will
clean lt.--[Courier-Journrl That's
a curious way to clean corn meal
lex. TarFf VII
An editor wrote "NVee are sorry etc. +"
That e,litor unwiltinslv struck lie.
There be more "wec" editors than one.
-TGlaSgaw Times. E
Nearly all the yonng men nova
days are agricultnri>ts; for are not
they always enssg d in sowing aud
Ieaping wild oats?-[State Journal.
The io,q1il begins to lit its @sthct-
ic calfron and suggest to man that
chip-manure is yet to he ding aud
i,eiyhbor's hens have wings and toes.
i Glasgow Times.
Pie Paragraphcrs' Convention,
saws the Boston Times. will meet in
th,t city on the Sh of April,
W,uldu't the lst be mole appropri-
at..-[lsx.
Oscar Willie may be very aesthetic
in his taste, Int we'll be. lonr dollars
to a nickel that he can't tell the dill
ference between vlcmarsarine and first,
class dairy butter. STATE journal.
Mrs. Yunng, of Bowling Green, Ky
his given birth to two sets OF twins
Inside Of twelve months. That's to,
Ia, entirely iw1 two, anil she's I
Young woman too I)ittoc.
The most Abe ly conducted al
ministraIion,--LincoIn' S. Courier
journal. GFg ScE
q Inc most Gcorge.ols--W Washing
t,n's -lBluc Grass Clipper,
"Thcre!' triumphantly exclaimed
D.alwom elitol. as bullet cam
through the window aud shattered tn
ink,t mi 81 knew that new per
81 lal" column wonll. be a success. -
81.
1t is reliably stated that the gai
tiers ON Oscar Wil,le's hind legs al
tied witha true lovers knot. I'll
more the public finds out abont tn
young man the. mure swectly pr
cious he becomes.-- Elk.
a war Democrat, having been o
preached and asked to support Go
Jacob for Clerk Of the Court Of Is,
peals. said; "No SIR! he is not Ii
sort of Democrat. His hai d,are 4
minds of Esau, but his voice is 4
voice of Jacob. II ieoman.
The latest aesthetic move among t
utterly too too Young men Of this ci
is to have the initials of their nam
worked in their chapeaus by the
swcethearts or lady friends; the sty
comes to us from Louisville, and Il
work is done in silk floss = paduci
Enterprise.
The Jacob -McHenly--Gollsday
Muuday--Nall-. Kinney -Boland par
consists Of five Colonies, one Majt
one Captain and enough privaies
20 lstitpte a curporaI's guard. /.
pr '-e,ainently a war party, and
rsa v to tackle anything from a dro
ofsis0p TO- wind-miiL-[C-J.
Mr.. George Hinc, of Michigan,
gay aad festive gentleman, aged on
II years, recently married blushi
.damsel Of 10. lie was in no hurry
name the happy day, bat breach
p, promise suit caused the old gentlcm
to tn nix life W is too sho t for d,l ,ys.
Ma hville World. fn Z
Two minutes before the year is
end,l, an Allen county woman gu
birth to one Of pair of twins, u
Two minutes after 1882 arrived
town gave birth to the otter. Il
poor husband is in sore doubt ac
whic composed the blind that v
stral lied in that game, himsel! or
year.! breckenridge News.
z % young ladies Of this place ha
orga lied darning club and ~
every Monday night to darn stcckil
and "sicll" like. They call it the
e. G. Club, but refuse to tell wi
the e,cabalistic letters mean. The b,
malciously say they stand for Gid
Girls Cabling Club, but then I
boys probably don't know anyth
about it. Tue password is "sox."-
jacksonville Times.
"Glad to see you, gentlemen"
claimed Polk johnson last night,
? he grasped hand each Of Col. ia
and Col. McHrnry, in the office OF
Fifth Avenue Hotel. IL am hal
to shake with the great Union Del
cratic Reform party thus en- mass
A scrt 81 blue-milk smile diIfused
sell in languid way over tho ia
OF the great party there assenb
and solemn stiffness filed the air
some minutes after the Assist
Clerk withdrew from the prelimin
M ,ss-maetmg to the dining room
Courier Journal.
From letter to a Representa-
dis inguisbed for his aesthetic taste
inc nation, we are permitted to C
the following language Of an @s;ll
gentleman who desired lady We
hand him the suffers: "Most be
tiful, accomplished, and charm
miss, will your ladyship, by an
nerit,d condeScenSion Of Your inf
!, goodaess, please to extend to inc
pair oil igonipotent digests in order
lniay excarpate the excresence Of
nocturnal cylindrical luminary,
the refulgent brightness oil its resp
dent brilliancy may dazzle upon
opulent optics more potently,"
when he finished she famed. i
man,