The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-09-07
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,sung' i'm e,lIss, 70 P.tA ihs, he, 90
"a Jou srring eLioiens.
Yes. said MaTEsa. 'ibs sehilersaa
,ou s,.e.s "a IL very sgIcoslas- - seu ss'
,onna hsn one a The raos'
agreeable aea ern met He doesn't s''
mach
An ynslish iourHal urges the yo5ns
,.a,n 10 shui up TIE pisno and iaas W
,l,s violin. The advice val Of eoSfse "
followed Ny yousg isdies ani'0u' 'or
how.
Js,ss, veteran Is claiming pension
.nA .er,u,eea YEAR arrears on The ground
A "chrouie lsTisoss, contracted 70 we
army
A baclfaan recently vent into The soi'
Al Long Branch and encountered shAih
Their eyes net lor aa instant, sh"o 'he
.ha,k l4ashed and swan out
"wnl The coming man use holh
bsni.y' /. a question asked by sSi"n''he
e,shsnpe. We do no, we hoS The ooming
m.n can use bath hands unless the cunning
woman drives the horse
.Wha, inspires lover asks poet
.p,uh. Young man. Without i There "
49,, h,ile affection 10 this world. nun
or, Mss 10 a hollo~ mockery
According 10 certain aecision In Iowa
y,ri eau retain suy presents made hef ~
lover sho,o she afterwards d'seAFds-
Iouauill soon h. the champion state iof
dollar stores
A correspondent from one OF the back
tsn. .ays ths, there is a lady there very
.,rl WITH little improvement lhere are
lot. of people about here afflicted in Just
The same way,
A clergyman. lecturing oa Palestine
remarked concerning one very rugged To-
caliiy: THE road up these mountains
are too steep and rocky for even donkey
20 climb. therefore did not attempt the
Ascent
An Oskaloora man ID reported 10 he
tho proud father Of his seventeenth
child" and the Boston 1ra"sc1if CON-
ments. .If doesent take much to make
some people proud.
Judas Iscaiot has been heard from
through siritual medium. and says now
tina, he was inspired. He didn't think te
,.l any one of il, however. for two thous
and years, aud so. Of course, the de'ens'
is practically useless at this time.
Il, was Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes '
whom as he waited for prescription, tn
druggist said: That is my son, sir, si'
ting by you, don't you think he looks Ink
met" well, yes, replied the poet '
think can see some Of your liniments
his face"
Once when Miss Caroline Sedgwicf
the New England au,horess, was IN Ent
land an srisiocratic lady asked her "ha'
You any large old trees IN Americaf-oh,
beg your pardon; your country hash
been settled long enough for that. :"
Three Chicago children have been
rested and fined for stealing twenty'h'
,ilIoxs and we LEAN from the Bostt
Trmsc7in that these twenty-five pillo'
we're from a Summer hotel, and we
,ouna concealed in one OF the boys We
pocket
The war in Egypt will soon be ende
In addition 10 its new uniform the Briu
troops are TO wear blue goggels. The Il
lowers OF Arab will mistake them Tor 10
TON school. maams, and fold their ter
like Arabs aud silently steal away.
A physician falls into tit VIII
making around of visits, and is carried II
drug store. ''Send for DIR. X
saws somebody. "No, no, not for hin
saws the dying man feebly, at the ment'
81 lis rivals name; ~ he brought
round il would advertise him prefer
die"
There is movement on foot amo
summer resort landlords 10 build ia
rooms for their guests. II is actually
pec,ed ,ha, by another year some oil
higher priced rooms will be big enor
for man TO change his shirt IN with
having 10 stick his head and arms ou
the window.
Il put secret kiss under the post
stamp for my darling" wrote = Cincinl
man TO his girl. She deity removed
stamp by steam. but found no kiss,
some remeuts OF ping tobacco and str
odor OF beer. They are not married
and are no, likely to be-
The Concron school ofphiiosophy
again adjourned without explaining
Jia.renee between the "herenesS OF
,b.,.e and the "~herefore OF the .
ness, or showing Why the henci'y o.
Lepca.or,hnesr Is no, identical win
n.,.,,b.lesspess Of the heretofore. On
conn, a the extremely hot weather,
ably.
How did you come TO q
;.,iya sskei . gentlsnan Of negro he
l~hina the bars "Dey put me IN
for boro~ia' money from friend. '"'
they cant DO that; its no crime 70 DO
money: 'Yes. boss, but yer see hA
knock him down Wild club several
before he would loan it 10 me, 90
had 10 take il outcn his pockets my'
An Arkapsaw eJi.or, IN reiring
the editorial control Of newspaper,
II, i With feeling Of sadness that
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