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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
A Heap OF Ingenuity for Ten Cents.


"Why don't you go West?" demand
ed the man, after telling a tramp that
he had no small change, and could not
respond to his appeal for aid.
''pve been out there"
"Why didn't you stay"
"Cause lost my ALL"
"What all did you haveT'
stranger" said the old man, as he
leaned back and wiped his forehead, II
went to Illinois with 5000 in cash. l
went into raising frogs for the market.
There was every shew would clear $40;
OO6the first year when a climax knocked
the plumb-center all in one night"
"What was it?"
~ had twenty-three thousand frogs
on my farm, and every burned jumper
got up and jumped over on another
mans land"
"They did,"
"Did for a fact, and as hadn't brand
ed single one of them | couldn't iden-
tify my property. That's what broke
me ali up, and I've come East to see
about getting up machine to scratch
a hogs back-something that you can
permit the hog to scratch himself Ii
you can spare me ten cents To- help
me"
He got it without further eSp'ana-
ton.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
The Good Husband.

Some weeks since the wife Of PHIL
adelphia broker asked her husband TO
give her 81 600 on which To speculate,
and, like the good man that he IL, he
complied. In day or two opportunity
offered to buy some County railroad
bonds at very low figures, and she in
vested. When he came home that
night she remarked:
George, it seems as II ] remember
Of you having some Blank County Raii'
road bonds"
Eyes, ] did"
"Just 81 900 worth, wasn't It?"
Exactly"
"And you sold them"
Eyes; to-day"
"What are they worth
about 10 per cent" y,
"Vhatw She shrieked. why.
bought those very bonds and paid 70
for themw -.
"Just 30, darling, just 30! You want.
ed TO speculate; ! knew you would
get bitten. ! therefore arranged 1t TO
cover the most Of that 81 go back into
my wallet"
"But, sir"
"Be calm, Maria. be calm. IL 700
lose your temper in, that way, you'll
never have any lack buying on an ex-
oited market. Ysu.ought 10 he psoud
of 1 husband wAoega take in 500 or
$500 Oh little speculation like that"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
oIlR FASHION COLUMN,
o,soared Especially for 'ur Sun
day Readers.
E c,,uy Wear
''' ao,isy and FOOt-Gear-SnO't s'''''
The Tyranny Of Fashion
French nuslin-hotsS'
NOTES.

.,...-,,,l ribbons are Used 10 ~''
'',,. ., ..,a in all it, SHADES is the o'a.'7
n,.o num- gray is in vague. but Is GIG Gs, ,..-
..,. 80 !yv rniv>> Coiuh'ns" WI"
-" Ts,,v ,illrmb-oitcry done ~ the :; aI ,rs
,,..trri.l l. tO lc tie height" !''"'"'i -
coming season. ,,rr fanny
Tho Latest notion is O." wear sma.1 ian
..,1,re3 handkerchief PecWhS Ou' VI
ali ,,,cket "a the right or .eit mp.
rs,s pink dress j, trimmed with an
-. frrr.e ui Iiny pink beads ty'
and hair there axe amyr.I', III
sud diamond, Tor ball.
,,5v NJ Saratoga has created a senSa-
,.n,, Inv ,rrrarin- with bird col PaEa"'Se
rr,r,ntrd nU her suuNh"le.
a., .les,sut and ~ lish Of al the sea
an, fans are those ut black OSIrlch lcN'H'
~ mounted an ebony sticks.
C.,,.,riration suit, Of black and rel snrah
.-r ,,,ru 90 the watering places ai'N "'0
y..ry dashing AMI effective.
1-,smcnts in cut steel, such as buckles,
,-pe buttons. and fancy brooches, vii! DC
used on go. SILKS OF ''-"' '''''''
10Th.
New wooden, fer ial' wear have raISet
,. liza dos of In DyU'a'i"t AL over ihtir
mare either iu the same >ha'Ir "r III
or,rs,ling color.
tI,o5gr-,.icr> with yrry minute ColOred
lor.lrrs and tue name embroidered IN
q ..Ur 10 match ,hA; oi the border are very
Loru.ar.
The newest Yachting dresses have cash
moro for the basque and drapery, with ur'
low ned calico or dara blue percaie Tor the
lated ,O"c' All"
70 Is proposed that .aI'es Sna" "tOP' 'he
'TvrNrsI lyle %, wearing lheiV 'e!'' next
NNul,r that s.. over IA" w'"t"' CA'h duu
ID v7g instead %. the Eyes.
Heavy corded silk materials. and slutS
n, TX and in wOr,lyl. iig.rri with velvet,
II -. anon, tE,. COMM. nU,cltics in the way
4 6-r,, -nuds.
,..,:,.,,1...-... b,,.,. ,,o,.,, iorerly the EN-
'.'., '..,,,-,.i LII rs-roW aouDce, of
sCr.rtsi lare. Ihr basque - Iheh IF''"''''d
v IN lace ~Ui'.r' and cascades
Turle, red calico dresses for children,
a., 49,. Ii,bI.,r5 s,vI.. ami
N'e ~ ~, ,I.l;': Is, 49,, -. fssb.
-'n''e" Ia {-.,ss. ~ tLc
'' y
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
TWO JOURNEYS.

u go on = journey far away"
HeSald-and he stopped and kissed ma ,L.,,
over the ocean many a day
GOOD bye" and he kissed me onca again
but only few short months had fed
hen answered my Husbands kiss.
c0nld not larry away" he said:
There is never land Is fair as this"
Again stood by my husbands side,
= 80 on journey, sweet, tO-day.
over the river the boatmen glide
Tood bye; shall hnger long away,
n, ne will come back soon, know
az, SAID, as STOPPED for the parting kis,.
ne ne cannot tarry, he told me so,
4here IS never land so fair as this"
hnt many q month and many a Year
nave hown since my darling Went aX,a,
III ne never come back to meet me h"rc.
O+ nus ne found the region OF perfect DAYS
NSsT the ocean he went and GENE.
a, over the river, and fingers theret
VI pAIIid boatmanf cali my namA
SNOW lac the region SO Wondr0ua fair
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
ManteIets For Ea-Iy Autumn.

rretty mantelcts for cool mornings in the
cuntry and for early autumn days in town
are made Of twilled wool in small checks of
4 lark color-green, brown, blue. or black
With white. These extend only to the
waist line behind, are slightly pointed like
u.d fashioned Dolmans on each side, are
.spvsd IN front in iichu style and their
Ion: ,,raight ends hang to the knees, and
am tied half way down by bows Of velvet
rbltu. \ deep velvet collar trims the
rotated neck. aud there is a wide piping OF
teIve, ON the edge. The only seam is that
down the middle of the back, which is
caught I'D in gathers at the waist line, and
a la.ge velvet bow is seSed 10 the edge to
rr,. On tue tournure. Cashmere costumes
have nantes Of the cashmere made in this
way and TANNED with velvet OF the same
shat.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20

the government will take the sand.
wiches OFF the hands Of the restaurants
to use for exterminating the Indiana
By firing the sandwiches at the Indians
the government can prosecute the war
and issue rations to feed the survivors &C
the same time. If . sandwich struck
an Indian it would kill him, and the
family could pick up the missile that
had laid their father low and eat It.
The sandwich would not be . total loss,
by any means,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
sing Lee. Fire Experse.ee.


Sing Lee, dignified laundryman Of
No. 1876 Franklin avenue, was quietly
sitting writing to his sweetheart across
the seas, when he was startled by an
awful boom near his ear. With blood
curdling howl, Sing sprang up. and
alliLg over the chair landed on the door
II the most intense agonies. Still howl
Bg, Sing managed 10 squirm on his
shaky legs, and gazing around found
the door had swung back and knocked
over lighted gasoline lamp, which at
once exploded, as Is its nature. Sings
quene began 10 wYithe in commissions,
and, as he started for the blaze, the now
really frightened appeHdage straighten.
ed out stiff as flagstaff, and caused
Sing to resemble mad bull after red
flag. When Sing saw the shirts iguiting
he wildly howled:
"0h, whatee be; how thatee; oh me-
Close elorpse fire, fire! Sing he alice go
to smoke
An officer heard the 'racket and seeing
the smoke turned in ala alarm. it then
heing about : o'clock in the evening.
Meantime, Sing put out the fire. but
whom n fireman came r.snlng In sing
was completely scared, and sought
refuge in a safe place. A Chronicie re-.
porter arrived shortly after Sing had
cTawled ont
"Hello, Sing, what's up here"
"Oh, me know me dead clorpse, alice
same hustle TO pieces"
Had fire.
"Eeh, me sitee here, alice klick come
bust big; bout same in two splittee me.
Il,
kick time; piece comee and say, how
howlee here dance fool, an then send
for englienes. Come kick and. make
feel slick and belly queer"
"Did they put out the fire.
mo, me put outce fire. No much big
only fire lamp splode; alice samce you
calee bllStee up. Me dance scared,
think alice cooked up clorpse and go
mlorge. Say this alice sploil shlrtee.
Who fir gun: Me thinkee dance
hloodlhm try killee me; muchee flight
ened, run to fire and stampee out
kick"
"Then the iiremcn didn'tsquirt here"
mo; bling dance blig squirt to
suuirtee water on fire. No fire here;
ne be squirtee man alice like big Mefi-
cans"
"Think We have good fire depart.
ment?"
"Bustee bigec, belly bigee than China
flirmen; come kick likee litenin. Me
likee fliremen."
'rDid you have serious loss:'
"No, no; damage he little, blout dol
lar; he no blig, but thinkee all go
smokee. big many CLONE see fire.
Heaps loafees, like dlinkers CLONE. No
wOrkee; samce you callee blums and
hoodlums that whatce you callee? Me
vellie klarcful me no have lamps splode
and sklarc self all to dead clorpse.
Thinkcc me stay player likee church
man do. Me pray 'vellie much alice
samee.'
"Are you insured, Sing"
"Who he. what INSURED say But
before the reporter could explain n
brother Chinaman came In, and Sing
mt once started in a lightning iabber,
and gesturing 20 as to impress the re-
porter that he was relating his hair
breadth escape from being dead corpse
by smoke.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
THE COMING SANDWICH.
The Ingenious Device Of Chicago
Railroad Resiaurateur.

Boston Herald.
There is to be national convention
Of railroad eating house proprietors to
adoDt some new article Of food in place
of tho Notwithstanding that one
can eat without blastingit off In sect
ions. What the travelling public needs
is something simple and appetizing,
that is cheap and handy, which can be
eaten without carrying set OF burglars
tools along. OF course if q person under
stand the combination OF sandwich ne
can get into il, but half the people
might as well try to. eat an express
messengers safe. AT the proposed con-
vention Chicago, proprietor OF an eat
iHg-house will exhibit q new article Of
food, composed of one part Goldfish ball
two parts liver, one part bologna sau-
sage, one part cheese and two parts stale
bread, the whole clap-boarded up with
building paper or strawberry shortcake'
crust and Tsofed with hard tack. The
ground plan and front elevation OF ohe
new railroad food looked well as on ek-
bIbition n the morgue in Chicago and
II seems as though Il ought to take the
nIace ofthe sandwich. A Cincinnati
railroad restaurant keeper thinks he
could improve on the new Chicago food
by placing il in a percussion sheti, aboW
the size OF . eocoanut, which could be
exploded by pounding IL on the arm OF
a car seat, or hitting it aghiAst boot
he'd, though it would be GAicolt 70
regulate the charge to explode IL, and
Uere might be danger OF blowing out
an eye Of an innocent passenger. Some
of the old clearinghouse keepers are 80
| welded TO the old sandwich that they
do not want to give II up. hoping 70
| compromise at the convention by hav-
| ing the sandwich put together with q
| hinge, and opened by q time lock. TINS
however, would be dangerous In the
ease of children who would be eentin'
| ually getting their fingers caught In be
| tween the two shutters Of the sandwich
| Those who favor retaining the sand
| wich are no doubt men who have .
\ stook on hand sufficient 10 last eigh
| or ten years, all painted and CRANES
and vanished, and they think u vii
be hsrli TO get rid Of them, but possibly
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
A Relic or Mary ofSeoks.

The loan collection Of ancient iTon
work brought together by Messrs. Gard
ner, contains says the Pal Molt Gazette,
specimens Of the smiths art from the
fifteenth century downward and some
of them possess an almost historic in
terest. There are brackets and other
pieces produced under the influence OF
lingo Jones and Christopher Wren, re-
moved from city churches now des-
troyed chests and caskets OF all sorts
and sizes, among them very fnechest
of 1880, with concealed lock, the sight
of which makes one wonder that no ef-
fort is ever made TO give an artistic
character 20 the much safer but assur-
edly les beautiful safes OF the present
day, The gem of the collection Is the
pass-key of Mary Stuart. 8 delicate
piece Of pierced inetal-W,Ork. with inter
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
Ln,Iir. without Ronnet..

ore hing which is SURE to arrest the at
trntirn Of the visitor 20 Saratoga for the
first time, is the large number OF ladies
without hats or bOnnets who are met on
broadway. in Congress Spring Park and
other public places in the morning and
evening. And this fashion is not wholly
confined TO young ladies'. In lieu of a hat
Some oonnE ne tG S%4R qs2Aif!lS 5tten up
presenting almost as fantastic an appear
anCe as some pi the stunning hats which
are worn In the afternoon.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
LoNeFEllowsLAsTs oNNETT.

W here are the poets unto whom belong
The Olympian heights; whose singing
shafts were sent
half bent,
Rut with the utmost tension Of the thoags
Where are the stately argosies OF song.
Whose rushing keels made music as they
went
Sailing in search OF some new continent,
With sli sail set and steady wind and strong.
Perhaps there lives some dreamy boy, IN
taught
In schools, some graduate OF the field o.
street
Who shall become Smaster OF the art
An admiral sailing the high seas % thought.
Fearless and first, and steering with hi
fact
For lands pot yet laid down 10 thy chart,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
hornets,

The flower bonnet still survives. the
duration of its usually brief existence be-
ing possibly prolonged by the weather.
which Las been decidedly unfaI orsble for
feathers High and Conical crowns have
made a vain attempt to become the fashion.
This uubecomin, style Of headSear looks
like an extinGujShcr upon a small woman,
and adds unduly to the apparent height of
a tall one. Ii has in vain endeayored to
become popular in the country in which it
is supposed to haye originated.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
A Texas Apology.
TerdJ. SViinos.

"Do YOU mean to call me, liar
asked one railroad man of another rail-
road man during dispute Oh business
they had on Austin avenue yesterday.
mo, Colonel, don't mean so call you
a liar. On the contrary, l say you are
the only man in town who tells the
truth all the time, but I'm Offering re-
ward of SIS and a chrome to any other
man who will say he believes me when
/ say you never lie" was the response.
"Weli, I'm glad you took it back" re-
Piled the other party, as they shook.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20

OSCAR WILDE is to sail for China
early in September before the bushes of
the rose have deadened into a sere
gaunt grin, and the harmonies of the
summer zepyrs have subsidized into
slow, solemn requiems. Oscars name
IN the Chinese language is Chim pan
Lee.-DCRrGr Tribune.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20

cricket ground in the midst Of heavy
doNnpour was TO witness pathetic sight.
n.such . case umbrellas are in vain, and
even sympathy fails to console. Skirts are
growing alsrmingly short. and unless boots
20 to meet them prudes will be shocked 10y
the indiscretion Of the revelations rs re-
gards-Weil ankleSi
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
Woman Suffrage In Nebraska.

The WOman's ,Jomnut says of the
Nebraska movement: "The prospect
of carrying the amendment at the COM
ing election daily grows brighter. The
liberal, undetermined men of Nebraska
are fully alive to the justice of the de-
mand, while their wives and daughters
realize the Importance Of enforcing
their influence for moral reforms at the
bailOt-bOX."
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
Married I'm Haste.

Miss I.Orch and Mr.. l.aunt, young
people of Delaware county, New York,
says The Rochester Post Express, met
for the first time at a sociable the other
night. They fell i'll love at first sight.
There was betrothal, and that same
night the girl went home, entered the
house at one of the windows, and UNI
known to her parents, secured her
bridal costume-made in anticipation
of her marriage to another man-and
walked to a distant town with her new
lover, and they were married before
morning at his home.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20

81 uSDIHsTAss that YOU eourtshiP
with Charley Is at an end" "Yes, said
she; aCharley pressed bis suit untu It
became threadbare. and then l gave
him the sackt
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
He Woald Thtnk or Her.

There is o slight misunderstanding,
says the 7exas SJtings, between Nc
Ginnis and his wife's mother. 1t came
about In this way: Hostetter MoGlnnis
is thinking of taking trip to I'll Psso
for his health, but his mother-in-law
has been telling him that there is danger
of his being scalped by Indians, and
that he had better stay right here in
Austin. stNonsense," replied Hostetter
McGinnis; "there used to be Indians on
the FL Paso road, but they have all been
driven of. don't believe there Is an
Indian In the whole county," every
well,n replied his wife's mother, "when
you get out on the plains, and one OF
those wild beast comes at you whooping
and yelling, then you Will think Of me-"
81 don't doubt it," replied Hostetter
McGinnis: and now the entente cor
dale has been spilled, and there is 3
GOODNESS between them.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20

woven monogram. Whether it be-
longed 10 her or not, it Is certainly an
exquisite specimen Of Henry IL work
mansbip, and experts say it must have
taken man two years to make il.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
The EarIy.risiDg spring Bed

Our patent bed spring, says the kcn-
tucky State Journal, has been remodel.
ed. The one for two in bed is so ar
ranged that the part the wifelies on can
be set by the husband unknown TO the
former, and 1t springs her out of bed
and stands her up on the floor at any
hour for which it is set. 1t then re-
mains turned up on one edge so she
can't get back again, ut least OH her
side Of the bed; and she won't come
back on his side, for she's too ALFRED
mad to come near him. So the result
is she is compelled to dress and go down
stairs and see to breakfast, and the old
man will get rest. Oh, it's daisy!
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20

as THIS your first appearance In
court Of justice" asked the AUSTIN, re-
corder Of ya9rant. mo, judge; IL ~
the last time-thus far; how Il h WIKI
yourseIf"'-iSJtings.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
CO nees.UoasA,
~ va -

a pretty giri Of sishlsles 49, = 49,
and polite IN mannee, = = eese-eeAek y
GaIvestDn. Hhe hes .. ehAlg aee eaop
Gomez. and @ake = RHsSaS.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
The Responsibilities OF Mothers.

A writer in the Boston Sunday Bud
get says: zone woman says to me:
You talk as though all a woman should
aspire to is to be merely a wife or
mother Merely wife and mother!
No wonder so many of us fall short Of
the requirements, and fail to reach per-
lection, or even mediocracy in either
position, when women of good sense,
clear heads, and really warm hearts, so
frequently use the word merely in con-
nection with the most responsible posi-
ton our sex can attain. No one can
believe in, or desire, more heartily than
myself, the elevation Of woman as a
whole; no one can more readily lend
a hand to further the progress of woman
toward a higher and rurer position be-
fore God and man, and no man or women
alive does, or can, more profoundly recog-
nize the needs of more lofty aims and
purposes, on the part of women, than
myself. That differ from many prom
inent women as to what constitutes a
claim to having been high
ly educated does not of necessary
prove my side of the question to be in
the minority. Truth is, the women
who send forth into the world sons and
daughters, armed and equipped to live
noble and exalted lives, are so busy
in their hemes sowing the seeds from
which the world outside their doors is
to reap rich harvest that they can find
no idle moments in which to promul-
gate their faith. They wait for time to
record the result of their faithful labor.
Through some strange laundering the
so-ealled reformers seem to have lost
sight of the fact that truth
and rectitude, to be FLEA
cious, must be imbibed with the moth
er,S milk
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
Much More sin pie Tastes

in every direction and thought q street dis.
play bad form, Mrs. Hayes Was fond a
rides. but o, n general thing. the family
walked TO church, few squares distant
from the White House. They hsd both
open and closed carriages. but passed aloag
the street quite o. matte--of.fsct ss ths
plainest citizens could wish. The Garfislds
would have been m plain. For Time they
used Hayes team until thr General suited
his notions about horse flesh.
President Arthur feels what Is due his
city and her moneyed men In the selectioa
Of an Executive team, and
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
Enjoys HE Ysss.ia.Dgssa.

like the typical New Yorker. Home Of the
ladies In that charmed circle usually about
the President on grand occasions are con
plimented every day by M invitation, cream
laid and stylish, 10 accompany The Prrsa-
dent on I'm evening drive. Mn. Don Cam
eron and other ladies were out the other
evening with the President and never VIII
that four in band carry Ioyeiier freight.
The Presidents little daughter and some Of
her Young friends are frequently out with
the President. Young Arthur, who II just
the
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-08-20
sw.,Iess Ysasg Mss n Tsv.

breath Of fftsh cir, the giddy young =
tscbes q this Legations manage 70 ct CO..
and never miss cbsaoe to mingis 10 OR
,poris. As Il IL pretty hard 70 gtt anythiss
certain from hear say. the probabilities are
that her lsdySbip IL allowed .
few more privileges than u sbs. vs.e
Ut home They say shs II both
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1882-07-07
North Dakota will "Kick."

The bill before the United States SEN
ate to set off all that part of Dakota ter
ritory north of the 46th parallel, and or
ganize 1t as a new territory in the name
of Pembina, while not in the least OBJ
iectlonable as far as the division and form
of territorial government is concerned,
will meet with united "kick" as regards
the name. To our citizens there is
charm about every letter and music in ev-
cry syllable of the name Dakota. The
spelling of the name has been changed by
substituting k for C and dropping the ST.
lent the sound still remains the same,
and the change IN the photography was
adopted by mutual consent, but there
will be no mutual consent or any other
kind of consent to such a radical and ar
hitrary change of name as to that
of Pembina. After having worked a
glory and renswn for Dakota such as no
other territory on the continent ever at
tained, we do not propose now to have
those laurcls snatched from us and given
to the southern part of Dakota, which
has done so little to make the name glo-
rious-ln short we will not submit to he.
ing snutfed out In name, set back to the
foot of the ladder of fame, and made to
commence anew again. As old Hickory
jackson would say. BY the Eternal, we
won't stand it, We emphatically 'skick, "