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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-13
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@dlnoen uertlast finS.
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elmer Nsroenfranfbsit barnisbsr. paifor
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S4msdia4en ipieIte. auf benen @upibo,
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isbr usrnlnftissn Qnfibt bss @sifIi1sn
iub bsrartiSe gbbilbunsen tein pafIsnbss
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Rranten su, ibm bic 8inssr su ssbsn unb
idsnfts tbr bafir pailsnbers 8ilOsr, sic
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meissri; Oh bisisr Wsiasruns isi bas arne
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len; our9 ben t~rantbaften SeeIenbuaanb
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-13
Die &amm erso abIen tn SeI8ien.

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terGiie isin, 6as Wabli4Iadtfelb, auf mel
dem itS GU Is. Stunt bte beiSsn Baitsisn
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len weSpsn, etpaS ssnauer tsnusn gu Isr
ueu. Jn ieinsr 9essnDirtiser 3alammsn
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osnen SO Sibsrale unb 81 RatboIiRen linb.
Die lIberale Wtaiorttdt bstrdSt alio 4
Stimmsn. Bon bieisn SO Senatoren mil
len ii9 SO, unO omar % 2ibsraIe unb III
Ratbollteu, fopis SO Osputirte, 4s 9ibss
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-13
Der Sreibeuier8enerai @art.
bQIOt.

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S6rbsrer isiuer lOgeuanrten @iubsit uaiO
rem. Der gBrebsa unb @rbrepoIutiOrd,
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-13

atabemie Der Difenidaften ~aufsenous
men. SoI4e Tbatia9en ftnb ein erfrsus
li&ss Sei&en BON benz resen @ifer, Der I'M:
iere fatbolii&en @eIebrten beieeIt uub uon
benz llnredt. bas man besebt, wsnn man
Don tatboItt@er 8erbummuns ipridt.
The news., 1882-08-31
MORALITIEs.
There is . latent tiger in every ma

There is latent tiger in every man
God is to be adored in the heart,
not painted to the eye.
We open the heart Of others when
we open our heart
A character that will not defend
itself is rarely worth defending.
The Christian warfare consists in
watching, guarding, and keeping the
heart.
The reproaches Of enemies should
quicken us to duty, and not keep us
from it.
Evil habits are webs which are too
light to be noticed until they are too
strong to be broken.
1t is more manly to fail in hun
dred enterprises than to sit down and
grumble at those who are trying.
Sustaining grace shows Gods re-
gard for those whom he sustains more
than delivering mercy would show it.
Show me the man you honor. l
Know by that sympathy, better than
any other, what you are yourself
For you show me then what your
ideal of manhood is, what kind of a
man you leDg inexpressibly to be.
The news., 1882-08-31
HANDING THE MINISTER THE
WRONG NOTICE.

W1kONcs' NOTACEs ts4r
The people of a town in Warrick
county, Ind, have been hanging right
over the brink Of church scandal
but are not aware Of the fact, nor will
they until copy Of the Argus reach
es its readers over there. just bef,re
the close Of the services last Sunday
good brother walked forward to the
pulpit, handed an announcement. as
he thought, to the minister and re-
quested bin to read it to the coDere-
CATION before he dismissed them
Jnst before time was called on the
doxology the minister said !: lga q
Brother Bramley hiss handed in
the following" and in clear voice
he read the note, which read as fol-
lows
"My Own Pet Bram:-Are you
never coming to see me again / am
dying to see my darling once more
and gaze into his beloved eyes. The
old mummy that calls herself your
wife will never End it QUITE How can
you endure her? Come, darling to
one who loves you. Your own aud
only MARY"
The good brother had handed in
the wrong announcement At the
close ofthe reading the minister looked
horror-stricken, and the congregation
stared at Bramley with cold hard
stares, and bis wife rose up in Der
seat and glared at him like tigress.
He was equal to the occasion, howev-
er, and rising calmly and with a look
Of perfect resignation on his face, be
said
"Brothers aud Sisters 1t may
appear strange to you that l should
ask our beloved pastor to read such
terrible thing as that from the pulpit,
but the best way to fight the devil is
to fight him face to face. The writer
of that note is unknown to me, but it
is evidently some depraved child Of
sin who is endeavoring to bssmirch
my Christian reputation. shall use
every endeavor to ferret out the writer
and if discovered will fearlsssl5 pro-
claim her name and hold her up to
the contempt of all good Christian
people,
He sat down amid murmurs Of ap-
probation and sympathy.
He afterwards, in discussing it
over with Mary, said it was the clos
est call he ever had.
The news., 1882-08-31

A Michigan paper speaks of man
who got on top of a barrel to fix
hammock on his porch. The barrel
head caved 10 under him; then the
barrel upset and rolled down the
steps and clear across the yard with
the man in it. When this trouble be-
gan it was only a common salt barrel,
but when the man got out of its in
side was SO thoroughly lined with
hair, pieces of skin, clothing and pro-
fame language that it is thought petro-
leum oil wouldn't leak through it.
The news., 1882-08-31
Invitation.

Strangers are invited to visit
our store, when in Philadel-
phia, to leave packages there,
and to make a convenience
of it generally. tits a handy
place, right by the new City
Hall, at the very center of the
city. 1t answers our purpose
to welcome you, and to pro-
vide for such of your wants
as we can.
The store is about twice
as large as it was two or
three years ago; made so by
digging under ground and
building overhead, and by ex-
tension on Chestnut street.
Parts of the store are about
as comfortable as any place
can be; and one of the most
comfortable parts is now be-
ing got ready for the rest and
refreshment of strangers.
One Of the pleasant things
about the store always has
been the fact that you can
walk all over it, either alone
or with a guide, without ever
being asked to buy a thing.
We know very well that most
of you come to us for a good
share of your supplies; why
should we spoil your visit by
intruding goods upon your
attention, when you come to
see the placer
But perhaps you are not
coming to Philadelphia just
now. Very we'll; take a cool
er time. It's cool enough in
the store, when you get here.
You can write for any goods
that you may happen to
want; and get them, proba-
bly,, just as we'll as if you
were on the spot. Any how,
you know, you can return
whatever you get that you
don't like.
We sell more sorts of
things than we can put into
an advertisements. So, what
ever you want, suppose you
drop us a line. Well help
you if we can.
JOHN WANAMAKER.
Chestnut, Thirteenth and Market
streets, and City-hall square,
PHILADELPHIA.
The news., 1882-08-31
WOULDN'T STAND 1T.

Some time ago 3 man from Park
City came into the Cliff House con-
siderably excited, and inquired if a
certain person was stopping there
He explained that the man had "done
him dirty" and he was anxious to lick
him. Finding that the man had just
left the house, ne rushed out after him,
and finding him on Tribune avenue
walked up and announced that he had
come all the way from Park City to
lick him, and accordingly he started
in. In few minutes he had BACKED
both the mans eyes, walked all over
him and reduced him to 8 general
wreck. When he had finished the
job, he stood the man up against the
wall of Walkers Bank, and remarked:
81 want you understand that | con-
slider you the most infamous whelp |
ever saw You dirty little cur, L"
"Hold on" said the man who had
just been kicked, taking off his coat.
81 think that after thrashing a man
you've no right to abuse him. l can
stand licking, but | won't stand
abuse from any living man, no matter
how much be weighs. Now / am
going to lick you"
He was as good as his word, and
started in with the most business-like
air imaginable and knocked his late
victor into the gutter. Every time
he got up he knocked him down with,
"Blast me, I can't stand abuse. When
he got all through with the Park
City man the crowd thought it was
pile of rags and mud.
Snow look here, my friend, said the
last victor, "next time you lick man
let well enough alone. Don't abuse
him. You handled yourself well
enough while you were licking me,
but you overdid the abuse F"
The news., 1882-08-31

A stranger who was having his boots
BACKED at the Post Office corner Sat-
urdAy felt somewhat interested in the
skinner" and observed /: "Boy do you
60 to school 7" "No sir" "Are Won
good at fgures7" ~ dunno" If l
had ten cents and gave you FIVE, how
much would / have left ?" THAT isn't
the way ! figger," replied the boy
after moments thought. "IfI black
yer butes fur FIVE cents and you don't
pay me I'll follow ye and throw ten
cents worth Of mud on the job
The man settled before the other boot
was touched
The news., 1882-08-31
GOOD MANNERs Avn HOME,


The following twelve rules for the
preservation Of good manners at home
are worth memorizing:
Bang every door in the house, and
raise hinge every time you can; it's
SO pleasant to tho-e about you.
Stamp, jump and run all over the
house and split everybody's ears with
cat like yawp every time you can
gather sufficient wind.
If you desire the presence Of those
in the next room, yell at them. Don't
60 to them quietly; it might surprise
them.
Never speak kindly to anybody
They might not recognize your voice.
When told not to do a thing, see to
it that you disobey. 1t will make
people think you are smart and i'm
press them with your Importance.
Tell of your inimitable cutensss aud
deeds of goodness and valor, recite
the faults of of others.
Never enter house with boots or
shoes free from mud or snow.
Never get to the dinner table until
the eleventh hour. 1t makes the
servants love you when you are gone.
Always go to the table with your
hair disheveled and your hands very
dirty.
Always chip in conversation where
you have no business 1t looks big
in the eyes of fools.
Reserve your good manners for
strangers, and give your friends chin
music.
Make confident Of every idle ear,
and give your mother the shake.
The news., 1882-08-31

A Wyoming man saw Texas steer
standing on the railroad track, and
knowing the express train was due,
he tried to induce the beast to move.
Several pieces of board thrown at
the feroeious animal failed to move it,
until at last, as the train rushed down
the track at lightning speed, be seized
the steer by the tail and twisted it
like a wet towel. At this moment
the train struck them both, and the
result was stupendous. The steer was
found two days afterwards browsing
peacefully in corn-6eld with two
driving wheels hung on his horns.
No trace of either the man or the
engine has been heard of since.
The news., 1882-08-31
A TERRIBLE ORDEAL.

The following from Peck's San
will be appreciated by the many dis
ciples OF Damon and Pythias in our
city. A woman Of Bay City, Mich,
disguised herself as a man and clerked
in store for year, and then applied
for membership in the Knights Of
Pythias and was initiated. During
the work Of the third degree her sex
was discovered. It seems that in the
third degree they have an India rub
Der rat and celluloid snake, which run
by clock-work inside, and which were
very natural indeed. They let them
run at the candidate to see if they
will finch. When the snake ran out
at the girl she kept her nerve all
right, but when the rat tried to run
up her trousers leg she grabbed her
imaginary skirts in both hands and
jumped up on the refrigerator stand
ing near (Which is used in the work
Of the fourth degree) and screamed
bloody murder. The girl is a MEM
Der Of the Order, however, and there
is no help for it. This affair may
open the eyes of secret societies and
cause them to investigate. One
lodge we understand, takes precau-
tion against the admission Of women
by carefully examining the feet Of
applicants. IF the feet are cold
enough to freeze ice cream the eandi-
date is blackballed.
The news., 1882-08-31
CERTIFICATES.
III philadelphia, January Is, 1888

~ philadelphia, January rs, 1881.
d. D. Tomlinson,
Dear Sir; Having heard SO much of the
virtue as curative of your Celebrated II,
III. H. Remedy !" one Of my daughters, who
has suffered very much from painful bum
ion on one of her feet, was induced to try
great Joy and surprise, after o few applica-
tons was permanently relieved OF both pain
and bunion. My wife has such confidence
in its virtue that she resorts to it as rem
edy for all the ills any member of the family
may be afflicted with. Several of our friends
and neighbors, after having used it, speak of
it in the most glowing terms. To hear some
speak of its very great powers to cure one
would almost imagine no other medicine
was necessary. am, very respectfully yours,
JAMES MAHONEY, S5b North Fifth st.
The news., 1882-08-31

"My wife," says WiggleswOrth, abb
stractedly lifting handful of prunss
from the box, ''is one of the most Geo.
nomical women / ever saw. When
ever | smoke cigar in the house abe
makes me blow the smoke on her
plants to kill the bugs and stands
ready to catch the ashes for tooth
powder, while the stub that is left
she soaks in water and treats the
flower pots to Turkish bath with it.
The news., 1882-08-31

Taking the human race as q whole,
it is observed that races living almost
exclusively on meat have been the
most savage ones. Civilization and
the cultivation Of plants have thus
kept pace with each other.
The news., 1882-08-31
philadelnhia. No. LII Grease

Philadelphia. No. 1911 Grease st.
To the Proprietor of the h. H. II. medicine:
Having suffered nearly three weeks with
the neuralgia, being SO bad one arm be-
came paralyzed, the doctor could give me no
relief. One of my neighbors told me of your
Celebrated III. 81. FL, medicine" sent and
got one bottle. found SO much relief got
another, which made perfect cure, and
most heartily recommend 1t to any one who
are like afflicted. ANY one can learn from
me what think o fit.
Yours Truly, Mrs. HENRY BATH.
s Something new will appear each month
in regard to the great merits of H. H. H.
medicine.
The news., 1882-08-31

A man out West bought q bedstsad,
the wood Of which was SO green that
one warm spring day it broke out all
over with buds and in week was
covered all over with litsle groves Of
branches. In the autumn the chill
dren picked the cheatnuts from the
side pieces and next spring tapped
the head board for maple sugar.
The news., 1882-08-31
SEEDS.

A wonderful thing is seed
The one thing deathless forever!
The one thing changeless-utterly true
Forever old, forever new,
And tickle and faithless never.
Plant blessings, and blessings will bloom;
Plant hate, and hate will grow;
You can sow to-day--to-morrow shall bring
The blossom that proves what sort of thing
Is the seed-the seed that you sow.
The news., 1882-08-31
s1.OO A YEAR.
PRESIDENT ARTHUR,s WIFE.

Mrs. Arthur's room in her beauti-
full New York mansion. in which she
died, has never been disturbed, says
the Chicsgo Nes0s; her needle is
still threaded 10 bit OF delicate en-
broidery 10 her work basket uDdistur-
bed Dor will her husband allow any
one to change the room in any Of its
furniture arrangements There is the
rocker beside the standard work bas-
ke' and the little neglige crocketed
slipper. There stands her desk, with
the TX dried on her pearl handled
pen, which she had hastily put aside
from some interruption, never to use
again on earth Her favored books
are placed in a tiny case, with mar
ker in one of them just as she left it.
On the table are placed each morning,
BY orders from the President, bunch
Of her favorite flowers. Even her
favorite perfumes are in the toilet bot
ties at her dressing case, and in the
wardrobe hang her dresses. This room
is bright and sunny, her.fOrmer maid
keeping it neat, and arranging the
flowers in the vases, and attending to
the canaries in the window, but never
altering the places of the furniture,
the books, etc. The room is P lace
where the President takes much COM
fort in reading and meditation, and
they who know say the bit of needle
work has been many times wet with
tears by her husband.
The news., 1882-08-31
FOR EXTERNAL USE.

Use for strains, sprained joints, sore shout
ders and backs, thrush in feet, scratches,
splint, blood or bone SPAWN, ringbone, and
will remove all swellings and calIous Jumps
left from kicks or other bruises, without
injury to the growth ofthe hair. Has proved
sure cure for epizooty
For epizootic and distemper use from one
to two tablespoonfuls in q bucket of cold
water, for their drink when watering, and
cloth around the throat to keep it warm,
Will also cure the worst. case of collie in
ten minutes, and relieve bots, by giving one
to two spoonfuls In pint of milk warm wa
ter. Be sure and get the genuine, put up by
the proprietor in Philadelphia.
The news., 1882-08-31

WHEN A MAN GETS DEMORAL.IZED.
A man may be cool as an iciOle under
extraordinary circumstances of dan
ger or excitement; be may even be
calm while facing six-gun battery;
he may preserve an even mind when
ghost comes into bis room at mid
night; he may keep a level head when
the hotel is on fire; he may assume
command and act nobly and we'll
when the ship is shaking. But let
that man, let any man, upset his ink
stand and he springs to his feet, makes
desperate grab ct the ink-stand and
knocks it half way across the table,
claws after his papers and swoops
them through the sable puddle to save
them, tears his white silk handker-
chief from his pocket and mops up
the ink with it, and after he has
smeared the table, his hands and his
lavender trousers with ink, as far rs
it could be made to 60, discovers that
early in the engagement be knocked
the ink-stand clear off the table, and
it has been draining its life ink away
all that time in the cantrs Of the only
light figure in the pattern of the car
pet. Then he wonders why man
always makes fool Of himself when
he upsets bottle Of ink. He dosen't
know why. Nobody knows why.
But every time it is SO. IF you don't
believe it try it.
The news., 1882-08-31

A dull proser is more eadurAble.
than a dull joker.
The news., 1882-08-31
TIE CELEBRATED
Ill. I'll. Ill.
MEDICINE.
FOR MAN OR BEAST.
A FRIEND TO THE AFFLICTED.
AS q family remedy it has no equal
Thousands bear testimony to its great
worth for the cure Of the following diseases
rheumatism, Neuralgia, .Diphtheria, Par
alysis, Pains in the Head and Back, Frosted
Feet, Stiff JOINTS. Lameness, Pleurisy, and
for all external use; and
~ FOR INTERNAL USE
For Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Cramps
from 20 drops to halfa teaspoonful in water.
Never reduce for external use. Every fam
lily should keep 1t on hand as 1t is never
failing household remedy.
The h. 81. H. medicine is an infallible cure
for Diphtheria If used according to the fol-
lowing directions
Saturate muslin or linen cloth and bind
it on the throat for about twenty minutes.
and put dry cloth over 1t to prevent the
evaporation from passing of, and when
thoroughly blistered open the blister with a
needle, and take a cloth and absorb the
water that passes off, then take cloth and
spread thick with pure hogs lard, and bind
1t on the blister and change every hour,
which will absorb all the disease through
needed except purgative medicine. Chill
dren should not be blistered more than ten
minutes,
This has never been known to fail when
used as directed.
FOR HORSES.

No horseman should be without bottle
In his stable in case of accident, as it is q
sure cure for the following diseases Of the
horse:
, 1882-11-17
UNITED SrATTs DISTRICT LAND OFFICE,

UIyHIpIu, " dhIIIHHlUN IVI IKVIE'
Notice Is hereby given that, in compliance with
the provisions Of the Act Of Congress approved
june 3, 1873 entitled "An Act for the sale OF Tim
ber Lands in the States OF Californ a. Oregon, Me-
yada and Washington Territory, "Tnotnas a Hern.
OF Claam county Wash. Tor, has this day
led in this Office his application 10 purchase the
.. !, OF sw. n and sw. 4 OF sw. 4, and NV. 4 Of
se u Of section No. ~. in township No. 81 no II,
range No, II west OF the Willamette Meridian.
Any and al persons claiming adversely the said
required TO dle their claims in this Office within
sixty (6O) days from date hereof.
Given under my hand at my office, In Olympia,
W. T., this I'll day OF November, 4. D. 1881!
JOHN +. CONVEY,
3J:lOv Register Of the Land Office.
, 1882-11-17
A Small Indian War.
Cor. Post Intelligencer,l

PoaT TOWNSEND, Nov. II.
We are informed by Captain Stoddard
Of the revenue cutter Oliver Wolcott,
that the revenue cutter Corwin arrived
in Esquimalt few days since from
Alaska. Viii lie the Corwin was at Sitka
the steamer Favorite came down from
Killisnoo with news that an Indian out
breab was imminent at that place, and
requested assistance from the command
er Of the United States steamer Adams.
The Captain OF the Fayorite stated that
some men at work on the Northwest
Trading Company's steam launch acci-
IDENTIFY exploded bomb, thereby causing
the death OF an Indian. The natives of
the Hoochinoo village demanded four
hundred blankets in payment for the
killing, which being refused, they seized
the steam launch and crew. The Adams
being in winter quarters, the Captain of
the Favorite Immediately offered his
vessel for use. Fifty men from the man.
of.war were placed on board the Favor
ite; and together the two steamers pro-
ceeded to the seat OF war. Arriving
there, it was found that the Indians had
raised the price Of ransom to eight hun
dred blankets The blankets were re-
fused, and as the Indians would not give
up the prisoners, the steamers shelled
the village and destroyed it. The pris-
oners were released and several natives
captured. Your correspondent did not
learn whether any whites were killed.
, 1882-11-17
United States District Land Office,
0lymnia W n

Notice is hereby given that, in compliance
with the provisions OF the Act OfCongress ap-
proved June 5, 1878, entitled IAN act for the
sale of timber lands in the states OF Callfor-
mia. Oregon, Nevada and washington Terrific o.
ry," Charles W. Hyde, OF Jetfcr' on county.
Washington Territory, has this day filed In
this Office his application to purchase the n hf
OF II hf OF see No. 81, In tip No. % north, range
west OF the Willamette meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
said described lund, or any portion thereof,
are hereby required to lile their claims In this
office within sixty lb0l days from date hereof.
Given under my hand, at my oflicc in Olym.
pa, W. T., this 18th day of Octnbcr,A. ID. 1882.
39-l0w john L. GowEY, Register.