The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1882-05-12
WHY WE LAUGH.
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A moito Tor young lovers So 70 and no
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Speaker Keller Gays thai hr 10 abiotler, In.
Law IL the Presbyterian chuIcI, that Is, his
wifi. Is sister in that church.
Judge Hiiton's failure IN Stewsrt's dry
goods business suggests the ancient rrssol,--
that he couldn't get J-asto 1t.
A wealthy klep.omaniac arrested fsrs:esl-
ing, pi-a,ied that she Inherited her intirmity
fr,ai her father, VIII" Was MI Indian sg-nt.
d An advriiiseinenl in Western paper says:
Lust, two .o@s; ol- of them is . buiL''
81 Ii the advertise n,s,,t.-OH city Derrick.
Drink, says sn exchange, w.akrns The SIS
iei.. Yrs, but jus. ihipk how II lslrengt ii-ns
tile brealh.-P Philadelphia Chronicle Her
aid. @ Fl
.Oh, fora better hall, : said the sarrowins
widower, v when he foalld counterfeit hfi,-
cent piece among his change Cambridge
Tribune. @as
A lecturer Is telling :" Ii ~ We Hear" |,
Is easily told. tpineb,,dy trllsa friend vi
.als. and tells him not tell; ihal's the way
We hear Marathon Independent. --a...
We are told that San francisco received
Oscar Wide with "caIn AID inIy quiet
ralm anu holy quiet Ia San Fisncisco Is
atou equal to q rlot In New Yu,k.-Boston
York. ..s.+as s. ....s.-. .nt.r #ss5 se4m.a.G
Washington scene: Deep voicrd guzzlrr--
!" Iii, waiter, bring me lhrea more selmoi'-
eIsl" Awe-struek spsctxtUs, ~hispering--
"Thsl m,st b- The irw Secretary of the
Navy. Journal. saf
"Yes," said the Indiana legislator, "onr
laws an divorc. are Rather easy, hut VIZ
must encourage Immigration somehow, and
II iak.s good deaf To in that wilhfryer aud
agne 10 buck against" ~ Boston Post.
II Mrs. James had been clean house
keeper, Jesse wouldn't have got on that char
to- wipe of that picture, and he would be
living Yet. This Is q frxfuI warning u.
dusty housew Ives. - Indiana State Journal.
There are millions of pins us. d every h"u,
and the wonder Is what becomes of them.
As We shiver over the stove to-day We wisi
that oi,e might have been arranged In the lap
of spring before winter sat down In it,
dbingtog Argus. -... -r..-r ....-s
THE meanes, i,h ever undertook" said
a CoIcis s,i" man, ..was that ef spelogizln.
to 4 widow on behalf of avisiisncr ceinn,it
t-e which hal hanged her husband by mis-.
lake. II was hard to tilh Just the rxcus
tina, w"nld satisfy hrr.'- Boston Post.
Venimr has the rl,eumai ,sm. We con-
g,a'ulsie him upon bis new acquisition. /
will be great help IN seeming out c"mnr
storm. All thai Is now wanted to make his
meteorological apparatus complete Is as'.o,',
healthy corn OF two.- Boston Transcript d
What TO him was love or hnps2 What 10
HIM was JOY or care? He stepped on plug
of rosin soap the girl had left on the topn,ost
stair; and his feet few out like wild, fierce
things, and he struck each star with sound
like drum, and the girl below with the
scrubbing things, laughed like iend to see
him come. E8f a&z# q
John Williams, merchant Of Rutledge,
Ca, sued desperate. The defendant en-
tered the store in furious passion, held out
the summons in one hand, clutched long
knife in the other hand, and said: "Will-
Jams, have you sued me?" Williams knew
that an Immediate "Yes" would make him
sure Of stab. I" Let me get my spectacles
so that can read the paper" he said. He
went behind the counter and came back, not
with his glasses, but with an Ak across his
shoulder. EYES," he said, 81 have sued
you." "AIl right" said the desperate, 81
guess I'll pay the bill"