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WAITER: "Isn't that a pleasant wine s''
Guest:s 1t has fine flavor The color
pleases me very much.n Waiter: 81 should
smile. Maybe the boss didn't have time
gettingit up to the right color. He had to
ransaek all the drug stores in town."-IeraS
SutiMqs. -.
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AT curiosity shop: "oh, the charming
little box! Antique, isn't it?' mo, mad
anne, it is modern" g What pity-it wai
so pretty !"-Le Figaro.
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"ADoLPHUs let us leave the avenue and
stroll along the margin of the river mot
any, Evangehne. No more margins for me-"
[Adolphus had been specializing in futures
that week. l-Coaaier-Jo
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You can swallow l.. E. Ransom Butter Color
and the effect will not be different than from
eating same quantity of butter.
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There are yet 1000 Indians in the
everglades of Florida. They have be-
come civilized hut they speak their own
language. ..
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He slipped quietly in at the door, but
catching sight of an inQuiring face over the
stair rail, said: "Sorry SO late, my dear;
couldn't get ear before" $50 the cars were
were unnecessary.-Bo Boston Commercial BuI-
letin.
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THE New Worlds Dispensary and Invalids'
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The only known Specific Remedy for Epleptic FITS
SAMARITAN NERNlNE
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and missions were presented and adopted
The report of the board of church ex.
tension was submitted, and after being
amended, was adopted.
Officers of the board we're then elected
for the ensuing year.
ST. Joseph was selected as the place of the
next annual meeting of the conference.
After reading the list of appointments
for religious services for the Sabbath, con-
ference adjourned until 2 o'clock.
A number of committee meetings were
announced to take place during the noon
recess
TIE afternoon session was devoted to
hearing reports of committees and to the
transaction of large amount of routine
business of no general interest.
The pulpits of nearly all of the evan
geiicsl churches in the city will be occu-
pied, morning and evening, to-day, BY
members of the conference
The sessions OF the conference will ex-
tend through Monday.
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"BESSIE'S" BEAU
Comes Near Losing His Bouquet
Through an Awkward
Mistake.

Friday afternoon . kid besrisz q beau.
tifrd and mammoth bouquet almost as big
as himself, put in an appearance At the
Jay Gould hotel. On the beautiful bOu.
quet was a neat little card inscribed in
feminine chirograPhy, ITO the clerk from
Bessie" The proprietor, who is q little
hard of hearing, met the boy at the door.
Mistaking the boys "clerk" for "Clark,
and paying no attention to the card, he
had the floral offering carried up to the
room of DIR. Clark, the lightning tooth
extractor. The doctor was. Of course, de-
lighted. although he conld not remember
any charming Bessie" among his numer-
Gus acquaintance. Mrs Clark was called
in to admire what the doctor reasonably
supposed was tribute to his genius from
some fair patient whom he had relieved
from the horrors of tOOthache.
Accordingly Mrs. Clark prepared most
graceful acknowledgement to the unknown
donor and forwarded it to her by the hands
of the boy in waiting.
Later i'm the afternoon a young lady
called at the hotel, and inquired for Mrs.
CLARK. Upon being shown 10 that lady's
room, she timidly inquired If she had
been the recipient OF a bouquet. Mrs.
Clark smilingly replied that she had, and
to extol the fragrance and
beauty of the flowers. Then it was, that il
was revealed that most distressing blum
der had been made. Bessie" for she it
was. blushingly and stammeringly ex-
planned that the bouquet was intended Tor
1.-The clerk" o! the hotel instead of for
DIR. Clark. OF course the mistake was
"Bessie" went home much re-
lieved and it is needless 10 add that the
happiest man in town that night was to
be found in the person of the clerk of the
Jay Gould.
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SHE'S A DAISY,
L. Towers Rejuvenated Postoflce
Exchange.

Towers PostOffice Exchange, that al
ready popular resort, has, during the past
few days, been transformed into perfect
palace, having been repapered and repaint.
ed throughout. The decorations of the
ceiling and behind the bar are handsome
and tasty, as are all Of the appointments
of the place. A glance through the ele-
CANT room last evening, blazing with light,
convinced the patrons Of the Exchange
and the throng of visitors that the genial
proprietor, Mr.. NJ. A. Tower, is judge OF
what constitutes an attractive place for
the boys, as we'll as OF good
article of whisky. The patrons of
this establishment are always entertained
in royal manner; enhancing strains of
delightful music, by skiIiful musicians.
serve to add to the many attractions of the
place.
The very finest of wines, liquors and CT
gars only are dispensed at this bar, togeth-
er with the coolest and freshest of beer.
Cali and see the rejuvenated Exchange.
Patrons ard visitors can always be as
sured of prompt attention and courteous
treatment
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Demolished the Dive.

Capt. Dick Baker visited Pilot Grove
YESTERDAY, and returned on the evening train
and from him a BAzoO reporter learned
the particulars of the demOlishing of q
negro dive there, Friday night, by the in.
dignsnt inhabitants of the place.
A number Of worthless cOons, males and
females, occupied little shanty which
stood on property belonging to the railroad
company, and for some time past they have
carried on in a manner that at last became
unbearsble. Accordingly. on Friday night,
a number Of people tof course their names
are unknownl visited the dive and i'm q
short time nearly all the weatherboard.
ing had been removed, and the only re-
maing shelter was the badly dilapidated
roof.
Yesterday the negroes were still holding
forth in the shanty, having tackled up quilts
in lieu of weather5oarcs. and they say they
propose holding the fort. The end is not
vet, for unless the coons leave the place
they will undoubtedly receive q second
visit, when the building will be RACED to
the ground
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LAMONTE ITEMS.

R. q. Iocum is visiting in Indiana.
Mrs. A. j. Hall returned home this
week from her visit mp north.
George H. McArtor, OF Monticello,
Illinois, is visiting his brother and friends
al this place.
Wheat sowing is still the occupation
OF the farmers. They will not &c, through
till next week
Rev. Z. L. Lacy will preach to-day in
the Methodist church, i'm this place, morn
ing and evening.
j. H. Boutwell,, a prominent attorney
Of Sedalia, is shaking hands with old
friends in Lsmonte to-day.
Mr.. Finn, If Sedalia, candidate fer
circuit clerk ON the republican ticket of
this county, is eiectioneering in Lamonte
to-day.
William Ewers, of Mansfield, Knox
county, Ohio, is visiting his sister, Mrs.
Files, at the Lsmonte house, and his
brother, near Dresden, this week.
w. + Haiuline and family, accom-
panied BY his mother. Ms. James Hahn
line, and Isaac Plummer and daughter, left
for Mount sterling, Kentucky, ON a visit to
old friends.
A. J. Hail, Of this place, vas one OF
the delegates To the convention st Jeiler.
son City. He being a prohibitiouist does
not like their proceedings very we'll, but
says they will DO.
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En- Route to Conference.

Revs. X. H. Shaffer, Of Brownsville, and
K. A. Holland, of Waverly, were in the
city yesterday and called at the BAzOo
Office. They were en- route to Nevada,
where, on Wednesday next. the annual
conference of the NJ Z. church, south,
convenes, on which occasion it is thought
lao delegates will be present. The terri
tory embraced by this conference is all
that west of jefferson City and south OF
tie Missouri river. Bishop J. e. Gran
berry will preside, and il is thought the
session will be remarkably interesting.
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Day of Atonement.

At6 o'clock Friday evening the Hebrew
day Of atonement began, according to the
custom of the Israelites, and continued
until shutdown last evening. The old cus-
tom Was to fast from shutdown until sun
down, but Of late years the custom has
been to dispense with the literal observ-
ance Of the anniversary, and to suspend
from the ordinary business Of the week and
observe the day rs holiday. Services are
usually held, when there are prayers and
sermons touching upon the occasion. In
the large cities. where there are organiza.
tions or Hebrew churches, the fast is a mat
ter Of fact, but in the west. where such OPP
portunities are not offered, the day is
spent socially and in listening to the ser
vices. The occasion was duly observed by
the Hebrews Of this city, appropriate ser
vices being held at their hail over Mertz
& Hates drug store.
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Going to Chester Penitentiary.

Deputy United States Marshal W. NJ
Norton, of Dallas, Texas, arrived in the
city Yesterday morning on Conductor Jack
Patterson's train. having in charge pris.
oner whose name he refused TO divuige,
saying the party did not desire the least
newspaper notorieiy. He stated, however
that ihe fellow had been convicted OF rob-
bling the mails i'm Texas, and been sen.
fenced To eighteen months imprisonment
in the Chester, Illinois. penitentiary. He
was taken to ST. Louis on No. 2 and to-day
will be turned over to the warden at Ches-
fer
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LIZZIE LINGERS.
Dangerous Condition of the Young
Woman Who Was Deserted
by Her Husband.

| Mrs. Lizzie Stevens, the Young married
woman who has been referred ~ couple
of times iii the BAZOO as having been de-
serted by her husband, and who, while en-
route from st. Louis to Kansas City, ON
Conductor Smiths train, WAS seized with
| the pains of labor, is lying quite iii in
Kansas City, and her death is Not unex-
pected-
Ii was stated that ON arriving at the
city on the kaw, she was taken to the Sis
ters' hospital, but this is a mistake. She
was taken to the hospital upon her arrival
in the city, bat il being rule of the in
sil,utIon not to admit women sick from
such causes, she was not given admittance
The gentlemen accompanying her ex-
planned the urgency of the ease to the
mother superior, however, and owing to
her friendless condition, the sisters agreed
to undertake the care of her, and directed
that she be taken To a house on Bank
street, where she could find comfortable
quarters. With the money raised ON the
train for her the sisters then hired a capa-
bic nurse, medical attendance was procured,
AMI everything requisite for her proper
care was provided
The remainder of the story is thus told
by the Kansas City Journal of yesterday ::
During the day her condition was very
critical and she was closely attended by her
physicians. AS night approached il be-
came apparent that nature was not able to
perform her work, and so surgical aid was
supplemented.
When she arrived here the woman had
nothing with her but the clothes she wore.
Her trunk is at the express office at st.
Louis, and when ia was suggested that she
had better send for it, she intimated that
il was being held there.
In appearance the woman might vel. be
called handsome. She is a full, plump
form, well propOrtioned and very intelligent
looking. She has dark hair and eyes and
regular features. She wore no jewelry ex-
cept heavy gold ring. Her hands plainly
indicate that she has been unaccustomed
10 mental toll. She says she will be 70
wears old next month Her clothes
are we'll made and neat, though not of the
most expensive pattern. In conversation
she shows evidence Of culture and refine
ment, and some of her expressions indicate
familiarity with the standard English
authors.
Whoever she is or whatever her present
may be, it is very apparent
that she has moved in.the best society, and
there is . consistency about her story which
stamps it at least plausible.
Whether she will live or not cannot at
present be foretold, but she ut least has
sympathetic hearts and hands standing BY
her ready to do anything in their power to
alleviate her suferings and soothe her sor-
rows
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There were two fights at the Parks ranch
on Friday, one occurring at noon and the
other at the supper hour. Clara and
Jeems went on the warpath, as il were, and
on each occasion they made it interesting
for those who are so unfortunate as to be
compelled 10 reside i'm the neighborhood.
During the melee partition separating
the Office proper from the room in che rear
was demolished, and the devil was to pay
generally.
When it comes to getting up first class
scrapping match, tire BAzOo bets on this
amiable 90 couple every time. Nice peo-
pie, are Clara and Jim.
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Attention, Everybody!

Our entire stock oil woolen goods to be-
closed out in 20 days, consisting Of jeans,
Aannels, iinseys, tweeds. cassimeres, blan.
kets, stocking yarns, ETC., etc. Wooden
goods for the million every body should at.
tend this great sale. We will guarantee
all goods 20 per cent. lower than any dry
goods house i'm the West We are the
kings on wooden good. don't bny until
you see us at the old reliable Sedslia Woo
Ell Mill store on Ohio street, Sedalia, Mo.
9s26wit
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MARITAL INFELICITY.
A Gay Young Clerk Elopes with
His Employers Wife.

Marshall Democrat.
Last Tuesday the air was 6lled with
rumors to the effect that the wife of Mr.. ID.
w. Chumley, proprietor of q grocery and
feed store in this city, had left the bed and
board OF her leige lord and eloped with a
young man who had been living in the
family and clerking for Mr.. c. In order to
get the facts In the case Democrat report
er visited Mr.. Chunley at his store on
Wednesday.
lived happily with his wife lately. That
he had heard rumors TO the effect that his
wife and his clerk, j. X. Coursey, were too
intimate, and that he had told his wife
that be wanted her to be More circnm-
spect in her conduct, and that she had then
grown angry and threatened to leave him.
He said he had heard that she was pack
ing up her things and getting ready to
leave. He accordingly went to his broth
er's on Monday to get his sister-in-law to
pack up his things in case his wife carried
out her threat.
When he returned to his residence his
wife and COursey had both left a..d taken
their trunks with them. He made
inquiries and learned that man
answering Course7's description had
purchased two tickets at the C. 4 A. de-
pot. The couple are supposed tn have
gone to Kansas City. He said he had
heard, since their departure, other rumors
oi their misbehsviOr, but of his own per-
sonal knowledge he could not accuse hi,
vile oil criminal inidelity.
Mn. Chimney IL about 81 years OF aye.
Her parents live in Virginia, but she has
relatives living in Lafayette comfy.
Coursey is about % years Of age, is
native Of Polk county in this state, and
has lived with the Chnnley family at in
tervsls for the past three wears.
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BAzOO BUZZ.


School books at McClellan's. In
Chew New Process Happy Thought
Navy. I'm
The school at the German Catholic
church will commence Monday, October 2
Robert Bonner, of Bonner's restaurant
is suffering with severe attack of malarial
fever.
Senator Vest addressed the people oi
Cole county yesterday, in the capitol build.
ing at Jefferson City.
Mr.. j. X. Dyes has purchased Miller
Bros. stock of groceries, and can be found
at the old stand, ready to wait on custom.
ers.
The trial of Conrad Thelan, on the
charge of embezzlement from the Day Il
Day Distilling company, before Justice
Levens, Friday afternoon, resulted in his
acquittal.
The summersslippingb by, 'twould seem
We feel breath of autumn air.
The maiden eats no more ice cream,
But Oh alas for loves young dream,
She steers us into the oyster lair.
The Weekly Sun, new republican
paper under the management of
Kimhall & Goodrich, made its first bow to
the public Friday. In the present inferno
cine strife in the republican ranks, the Sun
rather leans toward Boss Filley.
Lem Collier, the One-legged pimp, ac-
cOmpanied by his depraved wife, was in
the city yesterday. They remained but
short time, however, when they boarded
the north bound train, and, it is said, pro.
ceeded to Boonville, where they will gull
the suckers of that city.
Dick Brown, who, during the recent
term Of the criminal court held at Inde-
pendence. was convicted on a charge of
assault with intent TO kill and sentenced to
q term OF two years in the penitentiary,
was yesterday taken to the penitentiary at
Jefferson City en- No. 2.
Considerable CONSERVATION was created
among the railroad employees i'm the Pa
ci6c yards Friday night by a drunken or
demented colOred man, armed with re-
volver which he placed at the head of
every man he met, demanding the dis
gorgement of nirety cents, of which he
claimed he had been robbed. The bows.
not being armed, beat hasty retreat.
The republican colOred meeting ap
pointed for Friday night has been indef-
nitely postponed. When the hour set for
meeting arrived, there were but two white
and three colored voters present. 1t is
vaguely limited that the majority of the
cclored brethren were attending divine
services and Offering up prayers for Boss
Filley an their dsgenerated white brethren
in general
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The would-be Train wrecker.

H. C. hartman, of Usage City, who, on
Thursday, attempted to wreck q train on
the Missouri Pacific, near Ewing station,
an account of which appeared in Friday
BAzoO, and who was taken to Jefferson
City the day following for an examination,
was bound over to the Cole circuit court
in the sum Of $1,000.
Not being able to make bond, he was
remanded 10 Jail. Ii seems he made two
attempts-onc to wreck the local, which
ran into and scattered the obstruction of
ties and rails, and another - wreck the
regular passenger, which shortly followed
The latter train did not run into his barri-
cade, ii being discovered i'm time
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Senator Vest addressed large audi
eDce of the democracy of Morgan county
at the court house i'm Versailles Friday
last The senator's address was able, clear
and conclusive and elected the attention
of everybody present. People were in at
tendance from distance of twenty miles
around
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Yesterdays Shoot.

Another glass ball breaking contest by
members of the Sedalia Sporting club took
place at Slchers' park, Yesterday afternoon,
the first shoot being for the clubs gold
medal, which John X Skinner captured
from DIR. Ed. Small yesterday a week ago.
The following is the score
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Fear Not.

All kidney and urinary complaints, es-
pecially Bright's disease, Diabetes aud Liv-
er troubles, Hop Bitters will surely and
lastingly cure. Cases exactly like your
own have been cured in your own neigh
borhood, and you can find reliable proof at
home of what Hop Bitters has and can do.
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Gibler's Humpty Dumpty.

Gibler's Humpty Dnmpty, mule and all.
arrived i'm the city Yesterday and exhibited
at Smiths opera house to delightful
audierce
To morrow night they show at Knob
noster, and on Tuesday night at Warrens-
burg, wh,r the BAzOo bespeaks large
audience.
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The mendicant who YESTERDAY occu.
pied position on the sidewalk. on the
corner Of Second and Ohio streets, seems
to have struck il rich here. On FRIDAY
he called at the postofiice and had SOB in
coin exchanged for bills, and last evening
he also made n similar exchange at =
store for smaller amount. Ii is said
he is not half so badly crippled as he rep
resents and is tirst-elass fraud.
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For the Pen.

W. H. Hickman, Of Independence, passed
through the city, Friday night, having in
charge four convicts enroute to the pen. q,
Jefferson City. They were sentenced 1t
the last term OF the Jackson county GRIM
inal court, and their names, offences and
terms OF imprisonment are Is follows:
Frank johnson, q confidence man, two
years; Calvin Hays, forgery, two years
John Green. colored. grand larceny, two
years, and Richard Brown, colored, assault
TO kill. two years.
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There is no use in talking, DIR. Ben
sons Celery and ChamOmile Pills will cure
nervousness in its worst forms, ard pro-
duce q charming, happy state in troubled
mind, and permanently build mp the gen.
eral system. They contain no narcotic or
harmful drug whatever
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Liver, Kidney and BriGht's Dis

A medicine that destroys tie germ or
cause Of Bright's Disease, Diabetes. kidney
and Liver Complaints, and has power to
root then<0ut Of the system. is above All
price. Such medicine is Hop Bitter~.
and positive proof Of this can be found bv
one trial, or by asking you. :,-;xhbors, Who
have been cured by il.
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A steady, firm and regular beat Of the
heart, replaces the interrupted feeble
action of that organ, ii Browns Iron Bit
tiers are freely used