The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-01
Editorial E:chings.
Sc-ris,own Herald

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 Perhaps the young man whose cirl->.,. ther forcibly objects 10 his visits IS al.esss aware of the fact tha, there Is boorr . leather.
 An exchange heads an article .. Whsze Six Generals Fell. No doub; i, Was z close proximity 10 ] saloon-where a srea. many ' Golonels continue to fail.
 4 new novel .s called Forever an. Day. l; strikes us that forever ough, .a be long enough for ,he mos, unreasaas. ble novel reader. withor, adding ano,aes day
 An exchanges contains aa article :, oung Women Nho be Early. T. irequenti, o-curs ba, me cases of walilsH | 10 d.e esHly a1c rezY fcg..=#s deed
 \ laeoha.ioal ia3r.-al ad.er .e. steam iaz Ae;s. They gre probab,p <. tended Ter 5ouns mea aho go on q t !s ha; we dan't ,hiak they VII take place v fali oyercea,s.
 !: k ptapcs sesi to change the name :. ..'..,.. 5...,ss.. o.. ihe ems, .>aa.. ...=. re7.c. tr ..'Yrtryn daar" Ne >aass y s-'''=is, stet'': CofagctWy caNii ouf; :5 ae" ha.ae. HNnstNHEe.
 \ New York publisher adYes,ise, cook ea..eG Cats. Coos,s. Cartwhee.>.~ \ EsG..s ab.a.t.an. The eats m. be put aaGer the es.riwheeis bu; ,Het shol De kept away from ;le etoks.
 The pen w..h which Lincoln s'sned = eiaan. patton pr3e ia,aA,.on >;iil possesse, ihc FemHkaoie 'rat, - T ' h.EEnr re..eis.s-HH- plural Esimbet. hs> as;onlstlIs.. si..,o oi things cana..i l.,,, many yeaf, longer
 After Inger>el' ealieG S. N. Dorsey man With ar intellectual he.3cn aat. mental si,y. |: Is not s,raneetkat he igr1 was unable n determine whether he VI gully or noi. ihey sso.id have tossed UP cert.
 For those who Use both eyes in shoo:- ing. an English .gea.leTln has invented ,wo-eNed sish'-piece. He should neNt invent some kind a, a sh,-pieee for tie woman who shuts both eyes when she fires of .,dr.
 The l9etto'; k,fe P'-r.5 noticing the r. ;roduefion 0; a cisar-holdcr by means .. winch .1 ii.aa can smoke three cigars |. orc tune. calls upon some genius to .s. vent a ilFec. nar:etied beer elass. ln>.. '..sic i.3 9'be: . "hH con; yoa drins o,.. U tae kess
 Cye3aaes zre IF .nteowaras. \ cyclone wlfi - around. ! fa:s e..v ;.nd ,ear an s:.i..#. N.t.ze fE - s7e:s ...s3 st..s,i ;: s#a |, ;'esG N. >a I .5sszi islt.teEcss tas; MI iee. =c.1-l iae A 1.-A The ez blower sheg.d t..kc oae i r >ile'--cs e.th-r 2. shoG +. ;.
 h4etat Hug .s s4=d .o 3a ..aab.ed N. poor .si1;. ]; ll>a >AiG tsa, he kiSSe.. thc party of female dry cao clerks fra.a Boston who recently 1!>i;ed h.ia: ard !. may Dc tha, the hagc on one of the. eyeglasses goesel hiG, n ,he optic. an impaired kis 'Isien.
 \ Philadelphia theatrical manager h, supplied the orchestra chars with r:die,. ii> aei cannot be ;ee strongly condemned Enough profanity s caused in theatre bH the young man ~hn nearly brushes your less eui .n.o he ..isle When he zoe, cut between ac;> for refreshments.
 An ar;lcle in an exchange i, entitled
 How Men Talk and Why Women Don't. l; Is calculated ;o create d sen satlon. Bai perhaps men and "wa- men should be transposed in the title l. would seem SO unless the women re- ferred to are inmates of deaf and dumb asylum.
 II is said the banks at this ;lme hold more money than ever before. l; is easily explained. Within the last week or two the walters ai the summer resort hotels have deposited ;heir fees and are living on their earnings. This alone should have nearl; doubled the amour, of capital in the banks of the country.
 A man was recently robbed of over one thousand dollars in a'sleep.ng car on ! New York railroad. \ man may be con sldcrcd very foolish "a carry SO much money wi,h him when he is travel.ns. but as long as he is obliged 10 take | sleeping car he can, get along with 4 smaller sum. unless he kllS the porter attached to the car.
 X ei,iken of Troy has discovered ,ha, by tying Il handkeroh.ei tightly around the head an average man can drink a double allowane of beer and no, have his brain effected The Trolans consider.,his discovery swee, boon 10 mankind, and now when you % to Troy you will under stand why every other man you see on the street has handkerchief tied around his head.
 The London | a,demr arranges En- gllsh poets ot inc present age in the fol- lowing order: Tennvson. Browning. Ro- setti.Moris. Arnold and Swinburne. And all this time certain class of people in ihis country have been lionizing Oscar Wilde under the impression that he is the tirs; of Ensland's living poets. That he Is not even sixth must be grea. blow ,o the Wilde worshippers in this country. l. may be. however. that the London .fc.sf- . c1tv doesn'; know poetry when i; sees II.