Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-08-27
A Conservative View OF Woman,s
Rights.

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A Conservative View OF Woman,S
Rights.
A Southern law journal thus expresses
It's views OF the woman's right question ::
eve do not hesitate to express our nj.
ter repugnance to all such acts las those
relating to the separate property of mar
red women). Revelation teaches US
that God made man and wife one. Reye-
latlon is always abreast of the times >
and whenever legislation attempts to
step beyond the boundary lines defined
by 1t (as we think the tendency of all
the acts Isl, it must be pernicious in its
effects on society"
Popping The Question.
Let us suppose that the lady has been
out during the evening before to party.
The gentleman might say that she looks
fatigued. On her reioining that this
was foolish thought lie viii get an OPP
portunity of saying, "Not foolish, Emf
~. [ feel too much interest in you to
permit my own wishes to run counter to
your welfare" This is properly called
the magnificent manner of beginning.
Ddu FSA.f 1OlllAS ldllf ID COU-
siderate enough to assist her bashfui
lover. For instance, there was once
timid fellow who was fond of borrowing
John Phenix's jokes when she asked
him how he felt he avenged himself &C
cording to the Phoenix plan of being
very definite, and said hefelt "about IS
per cent" Indeed" she said with a
demure look, "are you never going to
par?" And she got II her work that
evening.
Another young man was saying, as he
scratched lucifer on the side of the
house, 81 ike these houses with sanded
paint; nice when you want to strike
match, you know" SIS that SO ?D she
asked demulhly; 81 wish a6yed In a
house with sanded paint" anttlien She
looked things unutterable. Il lis had
asked "What for ?" she would have hat
ed him. But he didn't. He took the
hint, and the match was struck then and
there. This method of "giving q hint
has been put POLITICALLY in this way:
Young Fred bashful yet persistent swain,
Was very E:suclI in love with Mary Jane.
Ore night che tolo him in her tenderest tone.
" 1t is not good for man to be alone"
Cdiu fTeu, just SD, you Qdrllnn lite elf.
I've often thought of that thing myseifn
Then said the lass, while Fred was all agog,
''You ought to buy yourself terrier dog.n
What may be called a physiological
proposal is illustrated by the case of
Miss Mary Flynn and Mr.. Budd. The
young lady-a Boston girl, by the way
was studying medicine and Mr.. Budd
was counting her. One evening, while
they were sitting together in the parlor,
Mr.. Budd was thinking how ne should
manage to propose. Miss Flynn was
explaining certain physiological facts for
him.
"Do you know" she said. that thou
sands of people are actually ignorant
that they smell with their olfactory pc
duncle ?''
"Millions of en-" replied Mr.. Budd.
"And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe me
when 1 told her she couldn't wink with
out a sphincter muscle p
"How unreasonable I"
"Why, a person cannot kiss without
sphincter p
"Indeed I"
"I knowit is so p
"May try if can ?"
ooh, Mr.. Budd, it is too bad for you
make light of such subject"
Then he tried it, and while he held
her hand she explained to him about the
muscles of that portion of the human
body.
"Wilie," whispered Miss Flynn very
family.
"What, darling?'
a" L can hear your heart beat"
"It beats only for you, my angel"
And 1t sounds out of order. The
Tventricular contraction is not Uniform"
"Small wonder for that, when it's
bursting for Joy"
You must put yourself under treat
ment for 1t. viii give you some med
icine."
"It's your own property, darling; do
what you please with it.
81 Willing TO Work.
y Ii girls marry the men they love even
though they are poor, they must he
willing to work for them. and TINS do
Their share In sustaining the prosperity
OF the firm. They should certainly know
how to cook-and they ought to be
ashamed to marry any such man until
they have learned the art of cooking.
For such girl to marry such man
would be neither more nor less than a
social fraud, unless she shall before en-
gagement inform him fully of her ieno-
rance on this subject. 1t is well, then.
to have these schools of cookery to which
girls, whose mothers have not taught
them the art, can go and learn-and we
hope the day is near at hand when girls |
that are candidates for matrimony will |
pride themselves more on their ability |
to cook good dinner than on their
ability to dance, sing, play or waste
time In any agreeable way. The ideal
girl, the consumptive, tight-laced, party
going, piano-playing, French-talking.
fashionable girl, can be no proper wife
for poor man. This language the
girls may think unkind, but it is not.
1t Is better for girls that are not fitted
to be poor mans wife to remain with
their parents than to become such. II
will be better for their. lovers, too. and
better for society.