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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-03-29

true. The first published statement in
regard 10 the letter either said, or left the
impression, that it had been received by
postmaster In Freedom county. and
that 1t contained very damaging disclos.
ures. That was the information te|e-
graphed over the country. The letter
itself was not published outside of Al.
bert Lea, nor was the name Of Mr. David
son mentioned. Mr. Dunnell, knowing
that he had not recently written anything
damaging" 10 FreebOrn county post.
master, forgetting his letter of two or
three months before to Davidson, or not
dreaming that it was referred 10, prompt
~ and impulsively jumped to tie con.
clusion that the story was the invention
OF his inveterate and lmplacable enemy.
"Bub" Williams of the Albert Lea Stand
ara, and authorized its denial. And this
denial is now sought to be construed into
deliberate falsehood, which would have,
been as foolish as ii was Wicked-and even
those VIII" ailege that Mr.. Dunnell is
wicked have never accused him Of being
a fool. Had he for q moment remember
ed the Dav idson letter, or known it was
referred To, he would also have known
that The letter was in possession Of his
slanderers, by surrepti,ious means loot
through the treachery of Mr.. Davidson,
who Is as honest as sunlight, and true as
steeD and would quickly b. produced in
REPUTATION Of his denial. = Mr..
Dunnell will suffer in sumo quarters from
the unjust impnlatiOD Ut having deliber.
alely lied on this matter, but those quar-
ters will not he extensive nor influential.
His enemies can always be relied on to
overdo the matter. They will ring the
changes on 1t until 1t will arouse his
friends and Disgust his opponents. Aud
he will, as heretofore, emerge from the
cloud stronger than ever ia the confidence
Of the Republicans Of the First district
and Of the State at large. II his dis
irict desires his services in Congress for
another term, he will be nominated mex,
summer; If the legislature wants 10 pro-
mote him to the Senate be will b. elected
next wiu!er.-and all this hullabsloo
about the Davidson letter will cut very
inc"nsequential figure in either contest
Mr. Sinclair add Mr.. Williams might as
well sit down now before they get too
tired.-St. Paul Dispatch. '#S..sf'1 ~
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
6~nfe into which fher cnte,. fhrA

~Dfe into which they enter. Tina
q they contain an recess Of salts Of lime.
they may deposit salts Of Lime in the It's
sac Of the hair. and 50 produce . ch5nge
In liz appearance from dark To gray"
Then he tells rs: The ph~uomcpoa
may be the result of electrical atom:
IL may be the consequences Of q chem.
ieal alteration wrought in the very blood
itself. or IL may be = conversion for
which the tissue Of the hair is chiefly ne.
spoons BILE" so many "may-bes" from
such an authority prove that the MY.
terry of the sudden whitening III the hair
In yet unsolyed- IL Is likely 10 rema;n
unsolyed. since the do tor mod
est than many o. his bre,hren-own.
that 1.-The mysteries OF VITAL chemistry
are unknown To man.
The whitening u the hair wrought by
mental disturbance il sometimes only O!
a partial nature. yexation of spirit
gave Henry of Navarro n partly-eolored
mustache. An old writer tells Of an
Ir sh Captain going to deliver himself
up To Lord Broghill. the Commander oi
the English force. who. being met 81
his way by a party Of English soldiers.
WAS made prisoner, and was 80 apprt.
hensiye of being put to death before
Lord Broghill could interfere in his be-
half that the anxiety Of his mind turned
some of his locks quite white. while the
others remained of their original red.
dish hue. Perhap. the curious change
was less annoying % it, victim than thai
which be.eil an American girl whose
first intimation Of her lovers falsity wa.
the reading an account OF his marriage
In a newspaper. After a nights brood
ing over the traitors periidy, her look
ing-glass showed her that n side ol
her head was still adorned with tresses
Of golden brown; but the other. ala-'
was decked with locks more befitiing q
grandma than n maiden still in hei
teens; though even this was not so bad
rs Wa the a Of a French girl. who,
frightened by the floor of her room Civ
ing way beneath her. shed her hair SC
quickly that in three days time she wa,
to use the expressive comparison Of Z
chronicler Of the event. s bald rs
bell handle. chambers Journal.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
Pert said.

Port Said. whore the European
Powers will probably land their troops
il they resolve Ia protect the SuekC Canal
against possible destruction by the re-
bellious Egyptian army. twenty three
years ago was merely = narrow strip OF
sand which had been selected ~ the
starting point ofthe great canal between
the Mediterranean and the Red Sea NJ.
DE Lcssep, then predicted that some
day il would rival Alexandria. His
prediction. il would seem, will be re-
allied within a short time. The city
has grown and is growing with mar
ye'ous swiitness. IL has still the neat
aud prim Swiss look impaired Ia il ut
its birth by NM. Dussaud. II Is still.
according IN one chroniclcr. "a city oi
dolls houses. with n church and a
mosque and chalet-looking booths and
cafes that might have issued from n
Nuremberg toy box. But here the in
cen 81 Port Said stops. There Is
nothing prim about il save is arehi,ec-
ture; being = hot-bed of vice and crime
uns;emmcd and uncontrolled by the
Egyptian Z~ap;ich-a sort II Ratclif-
highway without the Thames Police
Court. where n day or night rarely
passes without some mariner Or other.
back or white. being openly knitted in
the .Grande Rue Por; Said never
sleeps. Attached To that uncomfortable.
expensive hosiery, the Hotel des PAYS
BaS. are n gambling-heil and n concert
room. the orchestra II which Is furnished
by German young ladies imported
from Trieste. The arrival Of In Indian
trooper a y. and o. ora 'Mcssageries'
from Saigon and Gale is the signal for
a tuning up of tiddles and violihcellos.
But the fun wakes faster and more
furious when an Australian drops her
anchor in the basin. Then the young
Trieste amazons rub their eyes and take
to their fiddlesticks and receive the new
corners with a sprighily waltz at what
ever hour Of the night OF morning u
may be. utterly regardless Of the peace
of mind or body of the unlucky wight
who may be counting sleep on n OF
the hard beds of the Hotel des Pays
BaS"-London Ward.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01

Freshest Arskns has ~rvreosiy h~~s
Aono<sd via ths degree ~ Ii u ~
unsxs tioskx~ - ScA~n~cssay. n Y
lLoa<teiscw. En~rsoa sai Garthsl
a vs-s eern IN th- s&-.e sssr. iss9
Ths t<s-s Wksi:aer uzs also ears n sAsi
year
-sstzirra sr~sA frssn csSbse. 90 CO
iacior II wtsh ~ srs ca ths Fsasiss
mate ear" CuainStor We bare ~
p~xnu, ear. ia css take ,h- snek~t-
-Nsans~ Myrst~. the p<~s~~s S c<a~s
taya and The safe ~zhansone-s By los
Gun Miller "a o-~<oa- ds-t a iAs
N.snan's Hospital ~ Sss 1ork. ~
c~a,ly. a.ter usceiAs u severely Painfal
Illness
Charlie. An;ob-e.. the me-, aos~S
81 the truniiersmen q toln<aso d~f 0
fex dAss axo. M the age os stghss year.
NJ his bone neAr Fort Rsymosd Hs
piso;et John g. frvmon, bsrk snifc<ft
over The range.
-Cspiaia Frederic Ho~es. vel
known IN th. c~sannscgrtai sostd for the
application 81 double ,op.Ail yards &c
shipping. Which has gwen the iasvn.
ison the Fame 81 "Ho~vs us. ded
suddenly of heart disease =; larmrssA.
port, Mass. . few DAYS 49, lie ala
Invented the node now In general uss
OF singing lower yards
Mr.. Tulane. Who ~r~censly gave -.
90, 600 for tAe foundation OF . tnisrr
sity in New Orleans. Is Northern uaan
who rode in,o the Crescent C;y NOR
than half ccntury ago n srArrh Il .
modest business opening. He icand
VIA, be was looking for. AMI reiir~o
with = fortune 500 after the late Cst
War began -CAioa9o Trbsss-
Mrs. Ann :. stephens. author o'
"Fa.hioa aad Famine The Desert
ed Wife" Mary Der~ent." The
:" Goldca Brick" and other noseti
which we're marked peeuaisry ~ gel
~ literary sscs in their day. hui
n. well-nigh forgotten now. 10 leading
4 retired life Of elegant leisure Ia fif,y'
sixth street. New York; y. Herald
An Grafton 20 which Daniel Web
s,cr referred in his autobiography.
which was delivered July 4. i~os. ir
F~ryeburg. Me-. was Recently d~is-oTerct
lu = Ela$e " ~ aittlt y lfsss%s BstfAA
which had found their way into = Junk
shop of Boston. Al ;hA, tins Mr..
Webster WAS Principal Of fp eburg
Academy. aud was only twenty ycan
OF agc-E T. Post
Mr.. &. NJ. Raymond. who Wa
married recently u Annie Louise Carr.
il n wealthy. ~well-known New iors
hr,ker IA. came. to New York frsu
Norwalk. Conn. where his family ~
side. For some years b. vas .enioi
member Of the firm 81 Raymond a
Saxon. brokers. and subsequently, of III.
firm of Raymond. SAXON 4 Rogers lie
was one of the founders of the Stock
Exchange. IL IL said by the friends al
Mr.. Raymond hat he snd Miss CARY
had been engaged for year; in fac,
since her girlhcod. Mr.. Raymond Wa,
a bachelor. is Of middle age. aud sl~si.
ing member Of tho Manhattan Club
". y. Times.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
An insiJsa, In tA~pls'. Frssris

en- ocas -heR 'bFn so
he~a ~traseiiaz several asss 10 tA o
issht "a - to- ~tscffaaa
~.s aelEhtei All sasFua~i oo atsu
81 a ssasil past boss hssha ossf q rsa&
pisao forte a sne "a the r@uss saa s.u
u,,sv sartsns-i q nssi iu saar eeAs
prnbAi4y lo be Hauss,si taste "a "a e~s
master . ~tsnsiiy liz eat 3e~s sawaah
add began so i~mpsos4~ n hAs sflf
kappf mannof. ne~ ~ csc the uss-
srs we're aissarss8 ~ Tie etsl
sweet ~~sansls. one Sc. thesa ssea irftas
his beloved plI~ e. cess a - s
The pnsiasastaF. ks wtfs an.i tsod@
ter. ~lasnrSs sh- Eraap - i.sssnsf Ia
mlhdiuI e his A~asissne. - "a ~aTnsy
the lsY@e - tins and sveFthaE bee
the naasis. thapsh csset4sssl - pas
ani ks sognp4nh.a. q iAstrs ia fars a.
tentsosA whsn - isss 30 paa~a tte
servant appeared IA ssHa 49, ha .
daughter sesyc.l tha artist Etst thsa tas
traseirTs. then tbs ~l~3fuaasfs rni
4 FhssS Gee ihs alassrtsn. % uAra ~
Pinned The wumss "a thsF sr2Hfaia
nliesi the tsr4s~wsk sfs ~ith ths -sf
ealzh.rs aBsi sins tbs hesssa esnfa SET
and ~bsn ~ last the ssttss tess g. .
hls FigAsiir brat seix1d hrs iH a. sFnts
and esrs him sp The eAsttsEo Ltff -
GaapsA"
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01

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sxA~s ~ss 80 vs<e ss~s sas
ss~ ~ Asrax $3.50 50 sar sss.
ga ~zss Pa Mx&s $50 & 49,
IA sss~a sAeua. Ne nsa So x@s=
s,s~ .1~t = ~ss.<. ~.sAf s@s 49,
-2 sA~ 5sas~s@s saa 49, fssAss
ssss Tee r. = Ep1
rA~z~s<. Ma Esk~F
~uaEs Kaas usA sAses sN ssa
IT, @rss sesy kxT. tas rF Go
i.usA 81 ssrs=s Aas $50
SaAteasF 49, se~k se9f .
xrN 49, snt as N AHs
s2r~rk - Sc Srx@ Haw $3.50 q 80
hme~rs a us 81 &s@ z r
tsr@xrs sS IA ths- sss
A@x - ex ~A s.
bse&s ussr ss s&Fe As
sazt.r sa~s A@
shwf A~& Iasz Ehes a. Aea - 4s
hesAs go ~ah4zais fh-y -
=Wtsa 80 As&r lass Afa
Eta k~zss seI @
$50 s~uxd gArYsuat go s
IA assas
srs ss ~ ~ hsa rsf So
~tg wsfAis sa a ihe easel
~ 49, ~
EaG~ wsdx hGsr t&f
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anrsnE asa = sA~ Esvs 80
E~vas tA~v Asx~ skAl tA @
msihraei SO uzss ~ tsa& - ~
lIorE~ ~ hes b - ssss 49, af
Ain az % ths hss& Hassfes f
AA.t A~cz ~ SAL sv&sm tf 49, 49, o.
syrvsA - So ss
Lass 49, Hesz sFss1AA-l s- a.
hsm~lA 4 s~ned - lG a-~i
sr~n N sages frusa So Aae As tr
. kAf~l a.. an ghss ~srz rkfe
t.na a - snd t.sAtxnei assE
has q ~2sa Z psrAs@y msFs 1sa -
afe aaA a hais Ib<A tA5 80 A 1r
rszara tnalxn - 49, &aa ssa& ~
al 80 waieT Txss ets ths sAisre al
- ss zs,l cxsss ssasns &fifs ths 30
thrs Aurrssi up tAsvsEh as e
Ih-s ssssArs AL hsassi us hftt
All ere. and csEsSs funu ~ aaz E
nsz~4 tAsua .a-sss b~s As hsf@t
fnsk1 She -as Q bt4ss
cs ss~s .As RssvF ~-sat AAso sa*d
sass ma sb~ ssAess - s~ a
thssa
ia M dsar bns shgAissa -
cf.sj. "asp y0a hufasAf Afs g
hFu
And the chtlirva sssv soe "a itsaa
dt~sehs.A ssl i~r5pysnE hafst Na =
hearty ash fesa.srguT sega
- guess 80 ~ shc bFss Thn
asahrs. AL dess afss ti3~ Hi
shakln< 18th 80 sh@s 20 kAi h~l
"thzi ever - ntssi ar~ uaA Nfiss
"a nFs eta ker -GArstas a
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
t~.ariaslai's " easds.

GerthaIii, IA The egasan uf as 81
v~enisrusas life. Fworitei tea swenia
Tao ~ssnsls ln ths n..k sal u.rssi 81
hrst t~elteFgd g. ~ ts0tsl. ssf@ -
eeisesi ln l-ss. an Uuagusy. . : 49,
tght agsias. the Dictator t~s saaa4=
Ia ,hs right arm al The 80 EEbi a ~
Plata. ia iss ever oass~f an nan
n.ar I~snhaiii helng klss-l er =esadei
n ~oand IN ihu SD sEssa sn APri 80
ista. ~hiss aghtnr sgassst ;hu frsufs
On the Iani~uluna. Tbo sassni = q Ba
dangerous bus ga excessively afai
sna t.srthsidi ussacssisA Ia saasrisgs
until ih@ hsuta $40 ever sa Ma .
tsgc. AZ Vsi!rsr. no wAs knsksi - hs
hssrss by tho ~ssss~sistza. AL tTssuglsi
GO. lie received pas bsyaass sni '-ss
swori ~oani. ssd ~zs rvsu@t D. =
baad 81 mrfs buys 500 Ssre sngsr~i
in the hgnf .n Asgsss - ishE -
"a. ~saSnsisd 10 ,hs lhxh by oas a ua
Hsysl Eessagiaer raaa b44Ast -
bounding. troks ih~ astls lssns sal -
manned IN ths " asA whsa 81
IL sssrtly rs.snshiei - shsf~ = ssa q
liberty Oa Jusy q Iss3. an ~ bs-th
day. Garshzidi ~zs hss - The Tffs3 -
sn Aaair1aE bullet IL ~G . f0ss
wouni In tbs thixh-s y %ss
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
osvsher Carsser. e - 1ios.ku1
(lsA. - Lar.

-
Who am . lisrr ssked he Old mas
- be stood up in his usual place kaA
giz-ed around him
Pickles saith. Trustee rniihsr&.
Samuel Shia and E~sergr-~n Jsass
started and turned pale. and thrrc wss
= a-sfb-iskc silence n Brother 6srdn~r
continued:
An what shail Ne do MD hisn-uS
de liar an de lar, DE lar ara rsd as
an IT as an asEoag u He gIts up
sid "a in Dc maanss an he hes down
nd rs NJ night go 70 &c gruccry. an
de grocer smile. an mods an be. TO
To- De dry-ggDts man. an be has . vel
eome an = lie DE tailor promises .
-ui. when b. knows he cant hussh IT,
lie shoemaker promises a pair Of bates
fH SATURDAY. when h has ,hrre days
work on ds pes' week he tce man
charges a. wii twenty-five pounds an
delivers sixteen Our carpets am var
rsn;ei. an vet dry fade DE plumber
plumbs an les he painter paints an
lies II. carpenter planes an saws an
cheats. fe dressrnaksr 10; only lies
but steals de cloth. We all lie like
troopers bfIy tune. a dsy. and de man
who won't lie dosn stsn' any show.
An wee. my frcns. whaF' viii we
bring up IN de eandP When wsydown
i,ebee axes ms fur Dc loan n. . dollar
till Saturday. he lies. He knows he
cant pay il back under TO weeks l
know be knows IL. In ! lie. tell him
l list paid out dc last shIilin' far = wash
bod an can't possibly raise no mo. IL
| sy Judge Hostet,sr Jackson la sign y
bank note Wild me he lies when he saws
he promised his dyin' gran mud.r neb-
her To do 80. We lie when We ar bet
ter cloze dan we kin at!ord-when we
pat on airs above uS-when We put on
our backs what or'er be folder fur our
siomachs. We has become y red hot.
go-ahead. duss-aroun' nashun. bat we
has also become a Dashun ~ liars, cheats
and false ~preienders. We adultsrst.
our goods. cheat in weight. swindle IN
measure. and put on broadcloaih coats
To hide dc absence O; dollar shirts Our
society am full of false ~pTeteuders, our
religion furnishes "a CLOAK fur hypocri,es.
an our charity am but n high-soundin'
name fur maxim a dollar bring back
ten shillings. l doan' know what de
tTifitlItl VI N'sitli 'oH>s>A'i
of. nor wheder de folks in tomorrow
tole lies or pitched pennies. but II either
one could beat an American town of
same size fur lyn' an decepshun dcy
mus have got up VERY airly IN de
mawnin'. an sta ed awake all night
long. We lie. an We know We lie.
We play the hypo-ritc. We cheat
an deceive an VII We want the
world 10 pick Us out n shinin'
examples Of virtue. and We ex-
peci our COMMISSIONERS Ia bear euiog.es
~georgious null fur angels. Gentlemen.
let Us kick zach odder into dom better.
Let de kickin' begin just whar' IL hap
pens. fur We cant hit anybody who
doan need it,
Waydown Bccbe arose TO inquire IL
he had ever borrowed a dollar of III.
President and neglected 10 return !; on
the date specified.
lyon has. sahT' was the prompt ~
ply.
Waydnwn scratched his head. looked
around for n soft spot Ia break his fall.
and finally sat down with n look al
melancholy creeping over his conf
plexion. -Doiroi Free Press.
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01

When the Arizona diamond sxrTfe
mens was ss In hight certain parties 10
Denver formed the "Arixous Dsamosd
Compaay." capital ei.0oo.ooo. asd 10
usi shares q eve dollars eaeh Has,
Idreds Il thousanas Of shess shares vcse
taken vi;hous any questions bssag snksd.
bat vhea he Wind began % btou cold .
certain Eastern man- vho I'D inveue1
sbous S.@ md 20 hangiag arossd
for divid<sAA dropped into fks 7xs a.
Zee IL the cpDpasy and Inquired:
.sWhss sse shares worth so-dsyv
"Abous 50. I belsese"
"Has . dividend beea dscaased yssy'
syce ~ We su tsa gstsing il
god shspe % naER. k0UeveE. -
ssoa - Ne ga cur 8sehssssy - saaai
hare nesnnA"
.NseAinesyP Wis., Do ySu v0t a
aachinerys I thDaxhs tAs d10eoAs
we're picked 1p By hasdy'
$50 10y 90 hath - Cd v1y a
do6n1 busiDesA bas dis ee0Hnsy eaaf1
enpi aruu.d piekiag - din00As y tbs
hanAld We kass ass fW DnehtnsU
M haAD wnGm = etDsen Ufuu1ou
by - uuDeA. 81 ~ eumod Dalos
@thunk v6n Asss ~ - s~uuey-
bur wagea len1s hegs Gssiy = -.
E~nsvsSAG-cpuLde =. xAar'-
Vet eks9 -
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
An Idea Worth Adopting.

The water supply abroad il 20 often
of . doubtful character that travellers
have resorted TO the prudent expediebt
Of drinking only some well-known min
eral water. T~hercupol a large trade
has been done IN the purcha-e from RAJ
and bottle merchants If such faincrai
water bottles n still bore the labels in =
fairly good condition. IL was then Easy
to fill them with ordinarv and possibly
contaminated water. adding sait 20 give
the TASTE and appearance Of the desired
mineral spring. BY this fraud the con-
sumner was Mt merely robbed but made
e drink the very water he Was doing
his best 10 avoid. We are therefore
pleased TO note that in France ~ least
the Project OF Police has nj opted ener-
getic measures TO check this abuse
Orders have been given To visit all de-
pots Of mineral waters. 10 SEIZE hap
hazard = specimen and anslyze IL on the
spot The traiesrnen will also be called
upon 10 exhibit their invoices to prove
whence their stock Is derived Not only
r the stores Of Wholesale agents or
dealers 20 be TINS inspected. but the re-
taherS. the cafe. restaurant and pubic
house keepers viii be subjected TO an
equally vigorous supervision and NJ
venden Of such falsiticasioas win be liz
Die 3 o prosecution -Losdes L1acsG
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01

y~a Azsrs ~ ~~s~@
Yes 49,
s~~y s~s<4 kzt 80 49, s-
as~ s-~~~~ sss eanfSsaa
Tvs -~@ s%s s~~ s~s o@s~s Ss
asz~ss . ga = 1880
No ~xsa So - 49,
Ne nasss sSa - Ere@&
Ns -ws~ss - 81
S~T ~ . <sr ss
zs<s 80 - s~s@A - s~s Ss
-NG s~ -
a EsSk- &@fs . st1s
sa.~ass s4 a. a~4sF
b. e. 49, @Sesa - <f go ~~a
su4a sssxF @4as ts~ss $500
NJ - . eessss-
An4 seeSz - @rTF
gsaf,s ~sAsa@ tssrs sr
Hsr-~rh.ss = @ssrr
.w-s- smas n~s ssA
IA saok~ss.s a an sF
Aasss a. zssses s1@ a. ~
s1s ss~egsax ~fsJ ~~s@
Ri "a -sxzs fssss a aszsa ssA~st
e~s - f<es0Az
Ans go 49, s~aat~s&s ~ets 49,
lhnss assA- &c., &~ftaE
As 80 s@a eSzsz . @s& esf
uHs laasssxs so-as se@4 sasaG
ssa "a a. s&a sr~ eeEFf ss
gsss sr.- tBs ~-sFSsG
-kys ~ y. nss@T 60 f@Asa%@
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
HUMOROUS.

Little Miss (ssstrd ~
dinner. TO pompous old coyeD Mr.
y. won't you dnnks' s.: Yes. my
dear. certainly. But WHY Miss l.
Because ann SAYS YOU drink like q
fish. and ! want Ia see how fishes drink ="
-CoiHmbia Spectator.
-Herris a good joke. original in 10
way. from the provinces. Station.
master. tn suspicious looking lady
(aged). who has jus, entered = com
parimen,; Are you iirst-ciass. ma am
Aged lady: Yes. thank you; how are
YOU. sirP'-LossioH Iifc.
A hint is sometimes n good "a Q
long speech. Mr.. Foote." saii n gen
ileman To that celebrated wit nj n din.
ner party. 'your handkerchief IL hang.
ing out Of your pocket" Thank you.' v
Was the mild reply. "you undoubtedly
know the company better than ! do
". y. Herald.
~.Cbildrcn." said q ls-da-dah 10.
ton school examiner after hearing som,
ESSAYS read. children. You should new.
er use \ proposition to end . sentence
with Isn't with a proposition
a.ked tn. girl whose composition gave
rise TO the correction. The la-da-dah
school examiner wiih-crcd. -Dciroa
Free Press.
They wers discussing religious
questions: Said Brown" tell you
tina, il the other animals do not exist
after death. neither does mani There
Is no difference between man and q
beast" III anybody could conviues
me OF that IL would be you. Brown"
replied Deacon Jones. d~cmurrly.-
Boston Transcript.
Together they sat in the psrioy alone.
Attn dusk of q ssbbsih dsy.
Her sharply bead close O. his own.
In a tsndcr iottn9 way.
"1i.e Tn iay nv hesd. d~sr Will.
'Gaiu-t yuur1.~ abe marnusef low.
In time. which made his pulses thrill
And III. face with rspsure st.~
" And Ia u because you love mo dss~y
He sskei; and thrs shr crusb-d
"No, dear VIII. not that. tut love,
Because lie nlce and
Revenge IL sweet: Look here.
waiter. there IL . fy in this soup" said
q w~ell-dressed. but disguised looting
stranger To q waiter sf m Austin re-
tauran,. The waiter looked NJ the fy
critically. and finally said: I'D give
five dollars to know for certain IL thai
nv il the one that has been nibbiinZ n
INV nose all the morning "-TezD sJ.
iags.
An Austin Sunday-schooi teacher
was examining his class ~ TO their Bib
lical knowledge. Who was II tisst BE-
irayed his mas,cr9 First boy-"Abrs
ham betrayed his master.'f That,
not right Next" Second boy-"h
was Judas ~Iscarios who betrayed his
master" "Ths; was right" A goc<
little boy looked reprpachfuliy ~ the
teacher and said: IL am goiny 10 tell
my ma you ssy il vas right for judas "a
betrsy bis master.-Tszas S1fisSs.
In the steam car the other day Ma
. bright little foar-yesr-old lady. An
elderly gentleman. . few seats back.
every time the little n turned srosnd-
would shake his finger. or duck his head.
or :. cluek." or 40 some one of The Score
IL things that are supposed 20 be espe-
cialiy pleasing "a tables The LITTLE giri
answered these kindly sstenfions sth .
vacant stare, until. apparently surfessed
and grvwn tired Of them she sseisinrd
Ia . VOICE loud enough so Be- beard hal
through the car: Mamma. / really b.
Iieve thas old sool h sryinx 20 make love
20 me-" The old genslemaa stopped -
ouce--Ccerer-yesysaL
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01

a yosas g~vn,lsssss sss ia ih~ So
of1es yesterday wsassag - knfs 80
deasiskoa o! shs sDri 'Nansr
We oostia't snIgktes his ~ "a I b.
tne. sAss '.Moat' nsssat nzNsnt esi
be esgsAi Mt ruasc est "cwiSa Ne -
fsrref him 20 ~ essss sUazhTssEsd
he failed % esd s~sts. tas Iksaxhs -
iookinS ap Eb.aon1.Fa be n4xat -
s,sn~ light ga the sssbtert 81 i@si
thzf Il asesas . Fksaa sa Dssss h~er
thaa The tsne4 SksiaL ~fsfsss -
sreixtsn~i- II have fazad : Meof-
mount -eslio "a e~fsss kswsf os~
gu~sry .Nessinriss "a ma1sssa a.
oyssse 5o-ss tbsa en- sts3tnzy m@nI
ala" tsr&=Bsfx-H fosJ sws
The Red Cloud chief., 1882-09-01
How They Get the Best Of Us.

Johnnie went ont and ..losted'' him.
self yesterday. He was missing for two
whole hours and the neighbors were al
aroused to see il they had seen the
stray young vagabond. wheeling = little
red wheelbarrow OF with him. After q
long and tedious search he was found
in the backyard of 8 new chum. mount
ed in triumph on the roof Of = hencoop.
Didn't he .'catch it." Well. no. not
hardly. 1t was this way. When his
mother started out to look for him she
determined that when once found he
would get such . spanking Is would
cure him Of his nomadic tendencies, but
IS she looked and looked, and began to
grow anxious, she ''mellowed" toward
the little scamp and by the time she
found him. his face Drowned and heat
"a with the sun. his hands begrimed
with dir, his apron tore. and Q new
hole stubbed IN his shoe. she was 50
glad 10 see him that she picked him mp
and kissed him. He vas only . little
ways %, thatss Al" said she, q -she
gave him a.ssoond hate Of pudding 1t
dinner for being sss1ch . nice little run
away" On. tkese little ones get the
best of - fime-Me Asces Reg
e0&EYe