Daily Republican., 1882-06-03
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Sun rises.
Sun sets 7.l6.

sun rises 4.3O. Sun sets 7.l6.
Christfisld Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
For cut flowers, 90 to 400 King street.
| A poor mana Soldier of fortune"
Barnum is after that halfpound baby.
Trunks, valises, satchels, 99c. and upwards
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
| T. II. Eaton's pool room, 15tl and Market
Parker, cupping and leechi1g, No. lO3 Eas
Second street.
Go to T. r. Eaton's, 18th and Market SITS.
for good cigar.
The DEVILS own instrument-The stock
| brokers' ticket
When is the ocean like trumpet when
| it's sounded.
Is the black.maria Of the municipal court @
legal conveyance?
Our choice Mayhowsr at W. J. Kimble's
Flont and Maids On streets.
| The Best Minnesota Flour at W. !. Kim
ble's, Front and Madison streets.
Morning Star New Process at w.. Kim
ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine IL X. Plain Gold nings, at e Fl
Hano sis East F0uft street..
Lend nothing but your attention, is sount
advice for the Inexperienced.
Cheapest place IN the city for fine quality
mems furnishing goOde, 5l5 Market street.
/. An immense display Of straw hats at q. S
Humphrey 4 Bros furnishing store, g..
Market street.
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gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
If, as naturalists teach, all animals have q
language of their own then the language
used by cattle Is low.
For bargains in furniture and bedding, gt
to L. +. Adair's, 207 Market street and SO,
his goods and learn his prices.
Select your straw hat from the large and
varied assort nent at the new store OF q. s
Humphrey & Bro., 3)2 Market street.
Ifyeu want lrst class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to Biake's, NO. 233 Market street. to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
We saw a man the other day who had no
advice to give an editor regarding the tone
Of his paper. He was dead.
Gov. Longs bust in plaster has been ex-
hIbited at the state-LOuse. Jinks said it
would look more natural in putty.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
| 81 90, az Hollands, NO. East Third street,
between Market and King Streets
The largest and best assortment OF picture
frames can be found at q. K. Baugh's 507
Shipley street,
The country has over $4,000 bicycles, and
you're mighty safe, young man, III taking
the daug hter Uf court.plaster maker for an
heiress.
The printer does not often carry cane,
but you will almost always find him with a
stick in his hand. Sometimes he is a stick
himself.
Grant came saw and went suddenly. He
took thira class room at the Vendome, and
dreamed that he was nearer heaven than he
ever was before,
"Can we conceive of anything as being out
of time and still occupying space?' ~ said an
astronomer to musician. "Yes, sir-a mis-
eTabie singer in chorus.'
Woman, as we'll as man, is fond of hitting
the right nail On the head but when it hap.
pens to be her finger nail, her enthusiasm
becomes wild and iDcoherent.
Hen Butler has the credit Of giving Worth
ing the cOllectorship of Boston. If so, he has
greater power at Washing on than he entire
Massachusetts deleg combined.
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter
preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter
bUCkWheat, &C., can be accommodated at H
II. Moore's stalls. " and "a 2nd street market
Beef has fallen in price, but the retail
dealer Is totally ignorant of the fact. 1t Is
thought they will realize the fact after our
beef.devouring legislature has 'got up and
got"
Persons Wishing to examine the most beau
tiful and cheapest illustrated Bible in the
country, should call on John q. Bryant, at
the Pennsylvania House, Front and King
streets.
To Brush the Electrician:
With fortune, in hard times gone by,
Brush made q gallant hight Tor it;
His genius now has swept him high,
And yet he still makes light Of it.
There is a certain young lady in village
on Thames who is said always to inveigle heI
aunt into an eating house when they go out
together, on the pretext that Is Just to rest
her aunt (restaurant.)
Buyer -"Oi the wreaths with inscriptions
will one take" selleres3-"Wish ou the
one with Rest Softly, or Upon Again See
ing ?'n Buyer, somewhat mbarrassed-"Uh,
rather the first-it is for my deceased mother
in-law.''
"Oan give my son college education
at home ~ asks fond parent. swell, you
may be able to teach him as much Greek
and Latin and mathematics as the college
could, but you never can 80 thoroughly i'm
cue him with the idea that everybody else Is
a fool.
"Nurse, what is a Junction." asked seven
year.old fairy, the other day, at railway
platform. "Aiunction, my dear" answered
the nurse, with the air OF very superior per.
son indeed, why, It's place where two
roads separate"
Foote. dining at the house Of Mrs. Thrale,
found nothing to his liking, and sat in ex.
pectation of something better. A neck of
mutton being the last thing, he refused 1t, as
he had the other dishes. AS the servant was
taking 1t away, however, understanding
there was nothing more, Foote called out to
him "Hello John; bring that back again.
find it's neck or nothing"