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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

The lungs are strained and racked by per-
cough, the general strength wasted and
durable complaint often established thereby. Dr. Jaynes
ETpcctorant effective remedy coughs and colds.
and e1erts beneficial effect the pulmonary and bron-
chal organs. ..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

liquor store of Henry sohlecht ct Seventh and
North Seventh-sts and after drinking created o
disturbance. The proprietor attempted TO eject
Duffy. when tho latter drew his pistol and fired.
The bullet grazed the side of Schlecht and broke
pane Of glass. Duffy then departed. Before the
police fund him be bed broken into
the store of Dennis Mccartney. ct Uuion-ave.
and WIthers-st., and had stolen O small sum of
money and number OF cigars fHe did much mis-
chief by smashing things in the store. Duffy was
subsequently arrested IN the Sixth Precinct by
Policemen Weiser and Mccormick. While they were
taking him to the police station three Of Duy as
s:clates Patrick Gtyney, James Larken aud John
McDermOt, set upon the officers to aid the prisoner
In escaping In the struggle Duffy escaped. but
Larken and McDermott were ested. Duffy was
afterward arrested By Detective lime, and he was
locked up.
r. HEBER NEWTON ON NEWSPAPER MEN.
The Rev. z. Heber Newton preached TO large.
(AnthOn Memorial) Church, in West Forty eighth
st. Mr.. Newton wore his black silk academic robes
during the entire service his assistant being
arrayed in surplice. The sermon was largely
devoted to the tendencies of modern times In the
course OF his address the preacher referred
to newspaper He said substantially,
That he was informed that most men engaged In
journalism men without decided religious
opinions, but with decidedly atheIstica tendencies
II this true, the influence OF the Press was not
of the best kind. Mr.. Newton also thought that
men of great wealth who invested their millions IN
Government bonds, and did nos pay taxes OF con-
tribute largely for educational purposes, gave too
many advantages TO ignorance.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09
A BROOKLYN DEsPERADO ARRESTED.

Dnfv who RECENTLY ended a term of imprisonment
In the Kings County Penitentiary. was arrested
yesterday, after he had committed several
crimes IN Brooklyn. Al an early houI yestod,ahhy
morning. In company with one Blake he entered the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09
WAGON WORKS BURNED.

SYRACUSE, n. Y, Oct. s.-The Hughson
Wagon Works, in West Fayette-st, this city, were eli
tirely destroyed by fire this evening. The loss L
estimated at $4,000.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09
HARRIEn

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES October 5, at the resi-
dence OF the BRIDES parents the Rev J. O. Davenport
Edwin Holt English OF Haven, Conn to Lncy
daughter OF the Hon. W. Kellogg OF Waterbury Conn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

CAYTANKERoUs.-Legal adviser drawing up
the old gsntlenRH's viiLG "Um-seems pity you
should cut of your son with shilling. But you're De
termined-hem what about the picturest You nave
very valuable collection sir" Crusty Invalid: On drat
the pieturesl Leave the blind asylum V-iIuncA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

Superintendent Walling was informed Of the change
on. Saturday afternoon Yesterday the missing
sailors had all returned to their duty.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

The diagram variations sh
perpeudcna Ty- divisions VI time for the
might linz the
during dortd Inc
Indicated the Thermometer Hua
q PAAr nscy gis DToaiSay.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

Foreign mails for tho week ending october IL will Gloss AZ
this office as follows
ss COon at ?. for Europe, per IS. Wisconsin.
az .. for NeHfOuBd and. Allial-
bra az for santiago and Clenfuegos Cuba. per
santiago.
wEDN EsDAY-At 1880 m. for the Netherlands direct
per Leerdau. via Rotterdam al II FOR Ireand peg
IS Scythla queenstown letters for Great Bri AN 2d
Ohor European count must DO d. eCtcd per sCytAl
IL m. FOR France direct. Perefc, Hayre az p
for Europe hhe, via Hampton and Bremen
THU kSpAYAt II o. m. for Germany France g., per -.
(irrrt. Via Plymouth, CnerbOuTg anu Hamburg letters
for Great tsin other European countries mus sc III
reotcd per G-err at - Tor Europe per hepgb.
no via Queenstown az 1870 for Cuba Porto RlcO aud
Mexico, per %. city OF Alexandra, Via Havana
FRIDAY At 10 Tor jamaica Turks Island Sayania.
ko. per So ALsa at 10 a. In. for Haytl per So Alps.
sATCHDAl At for Europe IS CITY Of ltOiln,
via Queenstown Oetefs for Germany aud scotland mst
bs directed per ely u ROme'D at for i.urOpe.
CITY OF chester, via Queenstown la levers mGse
be directed per City of ChesterJf az IA. for SCOT
land direct per 81 AnchOrA via GLASGOW At N i0r
Belgium direct per S. RhynAnd. AntwepI at Al =
Tor EuoOpe. Per So Nockaf, VIA southampton ani
Bremen at tor the indwsrd Islands psT % NM
rel at 1870 Tor Cuba and Ie West indies per 9s
Newport via Havana az ?. IA for 'AnsFrslA sew
Zealand sandwich and 'F Islands per IS CITY ., ses
York Francisco al for -ChinA ana JAPAN
per CITY of Pekn, via san Francisco . ,,...,.
HENRY o. PEARSON. PostmANof.
schedule OF closes Pacific malls
Of uninterrupted overland ,rsnsit 70 n
eisoo arriving on tune ~ san FrsEssso
oar sAas % steamers Axs esssse"sa Ne
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09
rGB DISCIPLINE OF DEFEAT WANTED.

Prom The 81 Paul f1eneer fress Rep1
What the Republican party, Us 1t is now run
IN many OF the States aud in the Nation at large most
reeds IA sound beating And this II Will shortly re-
esve in the bOssden States at the hands OF those VINO
have been accustomed to vote Its regular ticket ana are
st proud toear its name, unless 1t shall cast out we
an,een thing from ~ midst One defeat subiues the
bosses because they have no reliance but place ana
power; and these being taken away, Their following
xanishes That defeat they have abundsntly earned;
and &c aot administered them in these days when
the memories OF year ago have not yet en lnlo 9us
when mnfituaes OF about with impassVe races
and quiet words but with hearts hot with shame ana
Indignation trusts BETRAYED and ancient gloIies
traing in the dust then the Republican party Of the
past will fill rise Such must not ne me
fsne The blade ready for the cravenr WHO ga3nDle
with the peoples confidence buiid their selfish
homes upon tine tottering power OF day. There Is
vocanic force Of bitter hate and stern resolution Pent
up within the hearts OF loyal Republicans, ond us out
burst is destined to shake the land from the centre
fha aea
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09
DELAWARE IN DANGER.
r,vorn Th< N>ar- Hdpen Palladium Een.l

Frorn The Nsar- Haven Palladium tHep.l
Senator Bayard is advised to place paper
esbt on his State else it may he blown into the Re
rnblicsn ranks by the November breeze.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09

With this adv outage the great stalwart overtoppea
e. somnanion What could have been the subject OF
tsst animated talki Could II hsvc been aooul Su.ro
nn The pair were the observed Of ~ s ~ the
AZ and John Pcndfr Is the lovelteet of bis sex
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-09
Post once softce.
nails for mo week ending Octooer Il VIII Close az

set of Teeth Without j0ints on the gum HANKS BRO
Dentists - West sst, New YORK 25S GrovesL, Jers
CIV. ana 222 Marketst. Newark. Nlrculars free.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

Tho movement of settlers TO the
Northwest, remarks q Philadelphia
Journal, this spring, is amazing and
wholly without precedent. Incidents of
this food are from 1000 to 1900 emf
grants, on several days in one week,
YEARLY waiting in the Union Depot in
St. Paul for transportation northward;
long trains entering ST. Paul 50 crowded
that many emigrants stood up in the
aislss or sat on the floors; trains 50 over
loaded with passengers that it was iun-
possible to haul their luggage with them,
but this had 10 be moved in succeeding
days; special trains Of empty cars dFiv-
OIL on extra fast time from the North
west back to Chicago, to take away the
large number OF eInigrants constantly
arriving: two hundred carloads of set
tiers goods in sigh. a. st. Paul, during
one day Of twsnty-four hours; two hun
dred and fifty emigrants day is the
average Of those passing through the
Northern Pacifc's Office in Chicago fol
points on its line ia Minnesota, Dakota
| and Montana. Nothing in the move
ment Of population in America has eTei
squaled this springs food to the rail
| road lands of the Northwestern Terri
| tories.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
xearuKns rACiriC nosDs.

The issue Of seven and thrcs-.anths
bonds By the former organization Of The
Northern Pacific Kailrcad Company,
oAys Ne Ntw Sosta,rsss. amounted IL
oB,h66.Oo0. Under the pian Of rsor0sn-
tsation Of The company, after it, mort
eaes was forsoiosed and it, road and
properly sold, these bends wore CON
vsftibls into preferred Stock. Up TO
March 2ist last, there wsre outstanding
an1 unconvsztsd Of thsse bonds $3ia,-
TO. abouA enc por can't. Of The whole
ameant issued. Il of eourss h inlns-
dill 70 ny how many q thsss unssn-
vsstsd bonds Are still in sxistsncc-for
eoeAsn. lot, mialAid-And how many OF
thsm aEs destroyed. The usual percent
- of Sotal DISAPPEARANCE OF honda in
IN isne like that Of tho Northsrn Pa
si1e, = said TO b ono Per cent. On this
hypethssia, The conversion into NORTH
sen Pacific preferred stock u about n
IN ed. Bat u this paragraph should
chance 10 nseA Ne eye Of any who
hnews Of the existence Of an old North
"a Paoifln bond, Il win hs = duty to
pecnptly tell IL owner that II must BE-
Immediately ssnt in fer conversion.
The privilege V convert csn not - ksps
epen fasvvse.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
HOPE FOE WALLA WALLA.

The people Of Walla Walla are in con-
siderable trouble over operations in tho
new town of Prescott. At the latter
point, instead Of in Walia Walla itself,
are 10 be located the end OF division,
with superintendent and other officers,
with shops Of the company. and hun
drsds Of employees. The Company, it
10 said, docs not consider itself proper
~ treated BY walla Walla, and, while
they will do nothing against tho town,
viii do a little FOR il AZ possible. They
will remove from it, in fact, all tho past
features Of q terminal point, and will
make IL . way station only. The eifcct
upon our sister town can DO easily i'm
aginsd. Suoh IN act will by no means
kill IL. but will depress it fearfully, and
will check it, future growth. Under the
circumstances IL bshooves our neighbors
70 b. mp and doing. II. they cannot
have this help in building their town
thsy must build without il. II they
make no effort in that direction during
ths coming season they will 1rd them
sslyss immsasurably weaker during the
season following. They will not only
less faith in their own town, but out
elders will also. Walla Walla will 20
backward. while 0Prescott, Sprague,
Cheney and Spokan 60 ahead. Under
: The circumstances We can commend no
enterprise 70 thsm like the Seattle,
Walle Walla and Baker City Railroad.
Lea shsm PM = half million dollars into
Mat enterprise in 1882 and its future
and the future Of tho town are assured
bsyond pefAdvsnturs. Let them build
Ne read from thsir toen 10 the summit
Of No Cascade Mountains, which. with
Ne help u Yakima county, they can
- easily enough. Sueh road will pay
them Aftssn Per cent. interest per an
nuu On the investment, and not only
that but Il viii add 4 hundred per cent.
70 the value Of every dollars worth of
realty they nov possssA Tryis.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
plLH ylosr.IEfELLIGEp', ,RR.
ruE objection OF seq RI. vvxT
EFT Al

As the 81. Paul Pio' ..rpres, saws Dir.
Vest is as hopelessi' a. a loss as the rest
II his party 70 " d good and sufficient
reasons for OPP losing the admission of
Dakota. b some astrological process
b has ~ severed that "it would be
mantle at violation of the spirit and in.
tent on of the constitution to adsiit
V.ate into the Union without at least the
population requisite under the existing
law Of appsrtionment for Representa-
tive in the lower House OF Congress.
Hew sad the country viii feel for the
various Congresses Of old times, which
violated the constitution in this very re-
spsct without having Mr. Vest on hand
TO tell them OF the crime they were COM
hitting. From 1913 to 1873 the ratio OF
apportionment was ono Representative
for every $500 inhabitants. Illinois.
admitted in 1913, had but 1850; and
although this would ssem near enough
to satisfy most people, yet Mr. Vest has
got hold of tho absolute truth, and
Congress violated the constitution, as
did also Mr.. Monroe vho signed the
bill. From 1913 TO 1853 tho ratio was /
20 7O,Go0. In 1S45 Florida was admitted
With q population of "a, All, partly Span
ish and with very little prospect of in
crease. This was very heinous VIOLA
tion indeed. From 1853 to 1856, the ratio
was to a3,425. Oregon, admitted In
1850, had 81, 4G5 people, not two-thirds
Of the requisite number. yet this viols-
ton was sanctioned by tho Democratic
President, Mr.. Buchanan. Lastly, Ne
vsda in 1864, and Nebraska in 1867, the
ono with less than ons-third, the other
less than one-half the number necessary
for ono Representative, destroyed by
their admission what is left of Mr. Vests
great constitutional principle. Dou,t-
lsas it il wise, practical rule by which
Congress should be governed; but after
having been five times disregarded, it
argues considerable ignorance in Mr..
Vest TO assume that Congress must
abide by it or "abdicate its DISCRETION"
horrible thing TO contemplate. To off
sst the clause proposed by tho Repubii-
cans for census to determine the pop
ulation, Mr.. Vest has invented an inge-
NOUS dilemma. It runs this way: If
tho population by tho census is less than
the basis Of appor.ionment, then Of
course Dakota cannot come in. II it Ia
greater, then ii is the result Of fraud
ulent enumeration, and she must still
stay out. This is like the celebrated
witch test. II sIle drowned she was not
witch, and il she didn't drown she
vas q witch and must bs burned alive.
Ono pleasing result Of this reasoning is
that now States could never, under any
circumstances, DO admitted 10 the
Union. II it were not sufficiently clear
before that the opposition TO Dakotas
admission Is more undilutcd partisan
ship than it, advocacy could passib,y
b, Mr.. Vests individual report would
have the merit Of making that point
perfectly clear. 1t ought to prove a
very seryicoable document to the Dako-
. petitioner and to tho Republican par
81 In general.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

Seminal weakness. Impotency. nigh oesse
BY dreams. pimples on tho lace and lost
manhood can positively 30 cured. Tho
sick and afflicted should not fail to call on
him. The Doctor has travelled extensively
In Europe and inspected thoroughly the
various hospitals thero. obtaining great
competent to impart 70 those In need of
his services. DR.. Giibon win make no
charge unless he effects cure. Persons
at distance may b cured at homo. An
communication strictly confidential You
zee no one but tbs Doctor. Persons writ.
Of the paper they sec this advertisement In.
Charge reasonable. Call or write, Adj
droso DIR. ]. r. CIRBON. r. o. box 1851. San
Franciseo. etnd SO fR Q package q
dctno. p3-d&W {
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

years - such e - 81 1s0oSys
Nocturnal Emissions, Avefo3oo
Dimness Of Vision, Noises n ~
vital huid passing upOhssTved =
and many Other diseases tAas ieea -
and dsatk. -
DIR. AINTrE viii agrss 70 isss.s !
HUNp1xD DoILAno for coDe Of y.
VITAL RESTORATIVE tundo
advice and tEeatmentl will noe 49,
anything impure Or intuEioes 49, -
DR. AlNTI1 trests al IStvese p..ra
ceeafully without mercury. C1ssss r
ynxH. Thorough e1Aminst1oo - SsssS e
Isudina snalysis Of urine. !e
VITAL RESTORATIVE. $500 bcelsA
times The quantity. 5000; so
dress upon receipt Of pstce. . 49,
secure from oAeervatton. md n psfvo~
4. Z. NINTH = y. -
II Xearny Street. Gan ytoneab
SAMPLE BOTTLE yexA
ssat on application By lstssR slaa11e
toms. Sax and Ags. Comnunsea
conAdsntiAl.
DR. MNx1I'0 KIDNEY Hxll@ssts =
RETICuN. curee al kindD - 0 -
bladder Complafntu, 0cnogRAuA. m
cosrh0A yOr sale b. I'll oE11gn
bottle, six bottles ~ eAoo. ..,ra -
Oh. 0INT1ID OAND0ION -
the ~ and cheapest DX@3
BILIOUS sass IN ~ nAsase- 81:
al srds,s fue usasslss o. Q. ?. -
oempanisA v1tA .. (ss -. ~ +
faitA.l vAl1A Vln y oeooeees B
paeAGe1 Dahlceo6S ~
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
The Villa Wall rnion under es.

The walla Wa!ia Union under est
mates our city when if says:
The taxpayers of Seattle. by vote OF
five to one, have agreed to build a cen
trail schooIhouss at an estimated cost OF
5000. To do this they will have
TO levy at least two ten-mili assessments
To raise $1,000 here in 1882 il viii
not DO necessary to levy higher tar
than eight mills on the dollar for sin
Gle year, while a six-nill tax in 1899 viii
be sufficient to accomplish the same OBJ
iect, We do not doubt.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
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Untold agony No More.

SAN francesca, Cal, July 8. 1881.
H.H. WARNER IL Co.: .Sirs-I have
suffered untold agony from an affection
of the kidneys and bladder. received
no relief until 1 used your Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure, which did me more
good than all the Springs and doctors
combined. j consider it The greatest
medicine of the age for kidney and
bladder troubles.
G.. a. PAGE, 1906 Leayenyorth ~.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

ooamsn are vary scaros st San Fran
sisso, and ships experience great trouble
u shlaiaina crswA and veil thsy may
n Nv Of ne rsssnt Gathsrsr divulse.
menAa and Ne aequittal Of that cold.
bjoodsd sooundyei. CApt. SpafaA No
Dan u Independence and ssl valus
YIN chin untiae anch brutss.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
TO THE UNFORTUNATE.
Dr.. GlBBON'S
DlSpENSARY.

S39 kesrney 1t ..
corner Of CONNER
cial st.. San Fran
CISCO stablished
In 1854 for the
treatment Of Sex
pal and Seminal
iseasca such a.
Gonorrh0a. elect,
lStricturA Syphilis
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

Leather and rubber betting, lacing,
babb:tt etai, etc., at Valid & Camp
BELLS.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

The STUDEEAKER is the standard
wagon of the world. For sale by VALID
& Campbell.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

For tho incest candies in town go to
Piper's. d13-tf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

The celebrated Crown Cylinder, Jour
nal and other lubricating oils at VALID
4 Campbcl!'s.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

Nice lace ties at Clayton Bros. for p
cents.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
OlPHTHE RIA.

QEMEMRER Tfltsl-TIAT 1T Is
~ positively worse than murder to allow
any caee 70 provo fatal without trying Nc
Cleiian's Diphtherfa md Fever Remedies.
They will positively cure even after all
else has failed. No preparations on earth
can equal these rcncdics for Throat aud
Lung troubles or Fcycrs Of all kinds.
preventive ard certain 20 stop Its spread.
II acts like magic in croup and whooping
cough: II VIII euro any sore throat. "They
are not curc-alls. Any dealer can get them
for you 81
HODGE. DAVIS & cos
Wholesale Drug House.
Portland. Oregon.
Frank H. Mcclellan & Co. PruprictorS
y63 Mission IT.. San Francisco. Cal.
mhl1-1n
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

The latest style of hats and tho finest
Furnishing Goods are kept by Il. Mysr,
of the Puget Sound Hat Store. m2ttf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03
PONTlUS'
? r e PAR ALTON 8.

TX Z FAX "a I ION Ss
Pontius' Cough Syrup.
This Cough Syrup can recommend to
any one who is suffering from cough or
cold as being sure cure. have sold a
great many bottles OF 1t since commenced
to manufacture 10. and it has always given
good satisfaction whenever used. 1t is
pleasant TO take and relieves At once.
Beef, Iron and Wine.
This preparation Is mado from the we'll
known extract Of beef. citrate OF iron and
pure sherry wine. II combines. in a pleas
ant form. the valuable nutritious tonic and
stimulating properties OF its ingredients.
Prompt results will follow it, use in cases
Of sudden exhaustion, arising either from
acute or chronic disease. and will prove q
valuable restorative for all convalesccnts,
As 4 nutritivo tonic II vorld bc indicated
IN the treatment Of impaired nutrition.
impoverishment OF the blood and all the
varioas forms OF general debility.
Prepared by Frank A. Pontlas.
Pontius' Gentian Tonic Bitters.
A tonic tha. Mt once invigorates the di.
gcstive organs. improves the appetite and
the nervous system. In cases OF disor-s
dercd digestion and sluggish circulation Of
tho blood. these Eitiers cannot be excciied.
Prepared only by Frank A. Pontius.
Tho above arc ONT few Of the many
preparations am manufacturing.
FRANK A. pONTfUS.
Apothecary and Druggist,
fsl-u Front ST., ncarsChcrry. Seattle.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-03

Men must report to the undersigned at
Yale, British Columbia. and by applying
to Stahlschmidt & Ward, Victoria reduced
tickets can bo purchased from Victoria to
Yale for g. exclusive Of meals.
al5-tf A. ONDERDONK.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-06-27
BOB Ranlelrs Adsiee % BOYS.

"You say you demand the noblest
type of womanhood in your wife. II
that is the sort Of woman you want,
marry Nora Mulligan, your laund.
ress daughter She wears cowhide
shoes, is guiltless Of corsets, never
had a sick day in her life, takes in
washing goes out house cleaning. and
cooks for n family of seven children,
her mother and three section men, who
board with her. don't think she
would marry you, because Con Re
gan, the track walker, is her style Of
man. Let us just examine into your
qualifications as a model husband af.
ter your own matrimonial ideas, my
boy. Can you shoulder barrel Of
flour aud carry il down to the cellar ?
Can you saw and split ten cords Of
hickory wood in the fall, 80 a. 10 have
ready fuel all winterl Can you spade
up half an acre Of ground for kitch.
en- gardenY DO you know what will
take the Shiny taste out Of the new
cistern, and can you patch the little
leak in the kitchen roof Can you
bring home a pane Of glass and a wad
of putty 10 repair the damages in the
sitting.room Window Can you hang
some cheap paper on the kitchen 2
Can you fix the front gate so il will
not bangY Can you do any thing
about the house that Con Regain can 2
My dear boy, you see why Nora Null
ligan will have none Of you; she wants
a higher type of true manhood. You
expect to hire men 10 do all mans
work about the house, but you want
your wife 10 do every thing that any
woman can do. Believe me, my dear
son, nine.tenths of the girls who play
the piano and sing so charmingly,
whom you, in your limited knowl.
edge, set down as mere butterflies Of
fashion, are better fitted for wives
than you are for husband. IL you
want 10 marry a first class cook aud
experienced housekeeper do your
counting in the intelligence Office But
il you want wife, marry the girl
you love, with dimpled hands and a
face like the sunlight, aud her love
will teach her all these things, my
boy. long before you have learned one
half Of your own lesson. y Burl ing.
ton llawkeye.