Daily Republican., 1882-09-21
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UNViled crabs at tullmer'g.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters ct Fullmer's.
Dr. DarmOn's office, 1874 Oamac 81. Phila
Get your conaA roasted at 400 King street
q. s. Humphrey & Bro., one price hatters
All kinds Of children's chairs, at 900. store
Fresh stock Of that "NimrOd" tobacco, al
Mullins west Front Street.
Pine 10 X. Plain Gold Rings, at E. Z
Hanfs, Is East Fourth street.
Pure cider vinegar a. the old grocery store
OF W. II. Lloyd, 7th and King.
| Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
OF pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
A Milwaukee editor claims to have discov-
cred water as fuel" Fuel believe IL,
though.
sine retouChed cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KNOWS that Holland makes the
best tin.types in the city. No. 4 East Third
street between Market and King.
1t is unkindly remarked that "fox-hunting
In Newport is like chasing an Alderny COW
round baFnyard and calling 1t q buffalo
hunt"
Iaupin throws away his cigar in anger.
These dirty cigars are not worth two cents I"
And how much did you pay for them ?"
zone cent?
| at the seashore, as usual, one wave from o
Woman's handkerchief will continue to at.
tract more attention than hundreds OF waves
rom the ocean,
SIS this ssfe Investment ?" asked Brown.
"Sate inVestment2" exclaimed the broker,
II never knew anybody W no put his Oney
In 1t to take 1t out aRalnp'
1t is believed that the inventiveness Of the
Yankee people is dying out. No improve.
ment has been made upon the pumpkin-pie
for more than one hundred years.
$50 your dauR hter has married rich hu,.
band 2" "Well," slowly replied the father,
Il believe she has married rlch man; but l
understand he Is very poor husband"
when l was your aye, " said old Gr. Tret,
~ rose with the lark" II beat you clear
out Of sight, then" said Tom, YEARLY and
triumphantly. I've been up all night with
him."
Geo. K. Baugh does the finest wood carv-
Ing for buildinus and cars, also the finest
mouldings of all kinds for photographs and
all sorts Of pictures. Call and see. No. 6O7
Shipley st.
1t was William Cullen Bryant, the cel.bra
ted minstrel, who said to his little sister, II
would rather have my poetry 'Thanatopsis -
He wrote mostly Of apple.trees In bloom, and
cared little for toys.
"What did you do to break that vase
"Ah madame, nothing could be easier.
had 1t in my hand-ltke this-and l struck 1t
against the corner of the table, so" And he
broke the mate to 1t
"How did YOU enjoy The country this sum-
msr, Charley" "rhorOughIy; When 1
sum but didn't. We fought gnats all
day and the mosquitoes fought US oil night" !"
Sarah Bernhardt arrived at @ small inn
recently and was told that there was not an
unoccupied bed Ia the establishment. Look
Ing around the spied c1bweb, and at once
made hammock Of 1t and tlept very sound.
ly.
The farmer whose pigs were so lean that 1T
took two Of tAem to make shadow has been
beaten by another, who had several 80 thin
that they would crawl out through the cracks
in the sty. He finally stopped that fun by
tying knots in their tails.
People who are not 30 very particular about
the color o. their bread my S6.26 per barrel
-four Is sure to please. The bread is sWeeter
and richer than -four costing very much
more. have grades of flour at all prices.
The cash will get you bargain, W. d. Pick
els, 407 King st.
Sing song of Congress-
Pockets yet to I'LL,
Eighteen million dollyers
Orammed into bill.
When the bill was opened
The Press began to d,
"Wasn't that pre- typ pile
10 yank from Uncle Sam?".
The President detected rats,
And g. ung the veto bold;
Congress shook Its wicked head,
And Knocked the veto cold.
Congressmen at home next fall,
Asking reelection,
Up come the voters all
With strenuous objection.