Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-04-26
5$E3KAAg1S@|j|i)|

Sun rfses 6o2. Sun sets o.53.
For cut flowers, 20 10 400 King street.
Christheld h Best bl5 Market street.
The bes- thing out-a conhagration
A sage hen--Dne who avoids the hawk.
Get your coffee roasted a 4)y King street
7. II. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
James bradford sells Imported Portland
Cement.
Stands to reason-A debater who won't ST,
down.
Best expressed on ombstonCs-Grave sen
| timents
When is coffee like the earth When it Is
ground,
With what book would you slft cinders A
riddle boUk.
Select Ca'cined Plaster tor White Coating
at James Bradford's.
Go TO +. F. Eaton's, 18TH and Market Sta.
for good cigar.
Marble dust for brlckIayers, for sale at
James Bradford's.
Buy your rules and hles a. Mullins cigar
store, West Front street.
What kind Of field is older than you are?
One that is pasturage.
Where are balls and routs supplied uratiso
On the iold OF battle.
When does a tailor serve his customers liz
| When he gives them frs.
A choice lot Of cigars and tobacco, No. Sc.
|seco I'd street. A. 5. Wilbert.
What kind of paper tells you who you are?
Tissue Cts you).
-, In what forest does palms most abou nd ?
The forest OF hands.
Remember Hollis, the Old fashion Inolasses
| nrl,
Fine IL K. Pain Gold Rings, at T.. I.
Hanf s.l6 East Fourth stree.
Why is the letter H like cure for deaf.
ness? Because II makes ear hear
Get your photographs at holand' gallery
NO. Third street two doors East OF Market
Headquarters for Roseniale Hydraulic
Cement, James Bradford's, 9 and l.. Third
street.
Why isn't tiahmonger n CO acuualnt.
ahce Because ne Is sure to te sell fish
mao.
SHINE card photographs for 81, atHonand',
gallery, NO. Z Third street, between Msrket
and King.
Why should donkey be bad debtor >
Because he is more likely to pay in kick than
half:pence.
Chicago editor remarks: Oscar Wiide
gets = oj a night for oeiug an ass while we
remain poor
By what means can bliss be made painful?
Drop one letter and add three, and bliss De.
comes blister.
II ID better to stand the most pinching pov.
erty than to beg-unless you are six and
haven't trump
Lace-a string used for tying Shoes which
unties itself, and trip fellow up lst to hear
how hard he can cuss.
When the umpire of'a cricket match baws
IOWA" 1t is no indication that the batsmen
have made goose egg.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, &c
70 L.. +. Aua1r's 2O7 Market street and SOC
his goods and learn his prices.
Hyeu want a nrst class parlor suit mad.
10 order for low price, gc to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnail streets.
io to B4ake's, No. 23 Market street. to
have your hats and feathers c.eane1 and
dyed tO LOOK like new
Hay, St'aw and all kinds OF Flour and
Feed who .esale and retail at ". ] Kimble's
5. Z. corner Front and Madison reefs
We are told that the ancient Egyptians
hohored cat when dead he ancient
Egyptians knew when cat was most to be
hOnored.
What is the emblance between kind
words and the bald-headed? Kind words
can never die, and the bald-he ated can
never dye either.
A correspondent asks, "Jan hens be made
too fat to lay? That depends upon the lay
II 1t 8 to lay~ihside OF a lonesome stomach we
don't think they can.
1t is because he has heard that close atten.
tion to small things makes the successful
man, that ,rtaln young clerk in this city
takes such good care of mis- moustache.
1t is said that worn young man can cure
himself OF nerv Jusness by playing on Viola.
What Is 10 become cf tue other boarders In
the house If the man does LOt stay.
A very rich man said ~ wor 1ed Ike a
slave till | was forty to maze my fortune,
and I've been watching it ! ke a detective
ever since for my lodging, food and clothes"
Good goods, low prices and large assort-
ment at q : Humphrey X b o 5 new store,
aO2 Market street lhe leaders in gents fur.
nishings in the city. Cail and be convinced
A Wisconsin woman who was lot in the
woods for three days says she didn't suffer 20
very much, but was greatly annoyed by her
absence Of mind Is not bringing along small
lOoking-glass
DR.. harmon is a. 6lj Market street, but
will positively remain but for few ia, $ only
and those desiring q consult the doct'r will
C. Ill early and avoid the press. All cases of
lOlR bLhlulnS sollClleu. oulte uUuT5 from
a. m. to ~ p. II. COns t4LIvns and exami-
nations free.
For several hours before his death, Judge
Wilkinson was frequently delrlous, and
while in this condition an attenGanl offered
him some nvurshment, which the judge IN
d dgnantIy refused, with the characteristic re-
mark, The Court has deciG ed the question, ,
sir, and will not listen to further argument.
Sir Isaac Newton, the distinguished pan
OF science. once composed riddle, and sent |
it to Sir Horace WaIpJle. The later could |
not guess il, out q lady to whom Sir Horace |
hand 1t found the answer in IL few inmates.
Here is the riddle!
-Four people sat down 3 a table to play.
They played AL that nigdt and some part of
IeXt day.
This one thing observe, that, when all we're
seated,
Nobody played with them and nobody
betted,
ct, when they got up, each was winner
aguinea,
Who answeS this riddle, I'm sure it no
ninny."
The answer is "Musicia ns."
-