The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-07-09
EDITORIAL JENNINGS.
Yes, Poin, IS the national arrny-woFm.

EDITORIAL LIMNINGS. Yves, Point IS the national army-worm. . Tarheel." of the Detroit CiaF must De a native of North Carolina. II Arkansaw has three candidates for gov
 ernor, but then the crop prospects are
 kood.
 Capt Payne has again started fer Okla homa. The captain starts abou, three hines year.
 A Milwaukee brewer has committed saisids. The state of low. shopld be held responsible. The execution of Guiteau has illustrated pne fact: That II IS better to be obscure khan 10 be insane.
 As religlonist. !; can be properly said khat the logger-head turtle belongs to the hard-shell Baptis,s. I, is said tha, the English 'ay crop is thort, when in fact II Is the h crop tha;
 has been so badly damaged. 4 party of train robbers have been cap Aured in Missouri. Governor Cnuenden
 pill have a chance To pardon them- A wicked man said that the ,2napaw
 kuards made three company errors; TWo at Indianapolis and one when they Jeff Nome.
 It IS now known why Elisha slew one
 pf his oxen when Elijah threw his mantle ppon him. lie anticipated the high pnoe bf beet. Good rains and sunshine are all tha, she south needs. The politician may dis
 Puse this. but then you must not believe the politician.
 The president is always served hrst al (able This old custom was praetit ed h,
 Washington. for he was iirs, in peace, nrst 5n-tha,'s all right Two cases of yellow fever have arrived bn Boston. l, IS not likely the victims
 till recover. In case they do, ,helr pro-
 hunciation will be niined. Albion w Tourgec. editor of Our Con 5Inrnf. no longer signs his name to edito- tials. He IS being aroused by better tdea of business. He. no doubt. intends
 his articles to be read. Watson, the man imprisoned for offer Ing bribes 10 members of the Ohio legl>-
 ature, has been released He ~ll be eAFe~der ReN; ,.sne.-He nill offer brlbes Do many instead of feu. Newspapers throughout the country fay, "ten years from now the people will Day that Gui,eau was insane and should
 nos have been hung. Yes. and ten years
 rom now people will say that Guiteau fhould have been hung eleven years ago.
 No one can say ,ha, he was hung soon jenough.
 Fl
 Psrmenas Mix" the well-known hu- }norous poet ls now in Glasgow. Ky Rrhere with the humors, Dr. Woods. of fhe Zim<5, he can have all the fur he |~ants. These gentlemen attend church Together even sunday. and II Is hia,ed fhat they intend entering the ministry |it IS to be hoped-in fact. II is hoped now fha, they won't. l, would be making fun of ehe gospel
 The Massachusetts convicts who lnsti- futed strike some time ago. have been Fubjected to close confinement. This is |an instance where capital has a decided |advantage- The Arkansaw conyicts have hot struck. Some time ago they were rery much depressed in consequence of fhe downward tendency of cotton futures, but subsequent brgh, crop prospects, re-
 sived them.
 The other day an Arkansaw politician arose and began. Fellow citizens. am fhe-' Biggest liar in the state" yelled |some one That's just wha; was going 10 say continued the politician. T am |Rhe biggest" Thief in Arkansaw. hgain interrupted the man. You hi,
 ne nail exactly. am the bigses, thief Pn Arkansaw.. Always stick to the thieves. |fs sir, always stick to the theives-- And never let 'em get away from you
 Aowied the man. . Now here said the Po6dcian, if you are going to make this
 zak m quit IL has come to a pretty pass
 hat man ain, allowed 10 declare his
 rmcpiex. no longer wonder zt the