The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-05-04
1oouHs IN CARNIVAL.

ecxm IN London Club Housc-Tao Duke
q Dundsrhoad. Lord LuouDnlous. and Sir
eo10DopY SxArcucM in council
Sir SxArcuEa-Yes! Our great difficulty has
come st last, come across to US from America.
First In their falso doctrine TIA. call men arc
created equal" which no two mon ever werc,
and noxt. that land property - no property at
sll-that al our estates in Ireland. 20 honestly
obtained and 90 long descended, do not be.
long TO 10 ct al, but to the tenants that by our
psrmission live on thom--:hat their naked
stomachs, arc their title decd from On High.
This kind Of talk and o.hor Talk, and teach
lnes equally absurd, come floating over tho At
lantc and Get people thinking that had never
thought botore.
Duke Of DUNpERuEAD-That was tnc first
thing imported over 10 Us. But tho second
importation that has come. and IL coming in q
torrent across 70 Us, Is not . moro torrent o.
words. it ID : torrent Of money. Money, that
moving sprin: Of tho world, or % tn, vulgar
have il "mouoy makes tho mare 60" and
makes the League SO. and worst Of all, il makes
the mo Ront'' 60. mo Rent" AuGh lit were
not for tho American dollars wo could s0on
Kill the American thoushs-troozc 1t out on tho
roadside. tho Winter holpins u. But now
. soon . We got thirty Or forty rcbols ont.
bop. up comes better house 70 tako them in
again better than the four walls We threw down
behind them. Their board and bed clothes
I'm told. ars - good, some say little better,
than they were accustomed TO. Eviction has
Loaf three quarters Of Its terrors, and the rebels
aro bent on enduring or dofying the other
quarter.
Here Lord LuouBnIous broke in exclaiming
"Whaes tho use Of telling rs what wo know
already. We tesl it in our bones.' This "No
Rsnt" has raised . hunger in my castle, toll
you. don't want you 10 toll me anything only
how 70 got rid Of it.
Sir SxArcaEx-Au can toll you is If your
garrison hold out till tho American dollars
slack OF, "the good old times " viii come back
70 40. Nothing to prevent US from dong once
more "what We like with our own"
Duke DuNDERHEAD-But what il the Araeri-
can dollars keep flowing over and, just making
the detour Of Paris, scatter themselves into oil
hands Of the Land Leasuss-Mcn Leagues and
Lady Leagues alixo. Wnat then? Lands lying
Idle and every aero inscribed, not with tho
signal, but with that trishtful reality. "No
Rsnt3s
Well, my lord duke. a. described before.
81 Let the toughest hide hold out the longest" y
Lord Luo-Sma!l com.ors that nv tough hide
and oil the hides in Castloraclrens arc giving
sut already. Then what Arc wo to do7
Sir SxArcHrM-This: Gather up what 10 left
Nquify your plate into pounds sterling. You
have horses and carriages and furniture and
friends. Uav'nt you some friends in England
that viii donation you less or more? II out Of
I'll these you can muster ono hall years rent
ef the past times you can sot yourselves on
your feet again - good a. new.
Lord Luo-I don't know how other noble
lords may feel. but ! certainly have no relish
for this kind Of josting. "Scs US again." AS
good % new" Just 40 would like tho thing
ltsslf; don't like the mockery oft.
Or 6SA1cHEx-I II Is no moskery. You, Lord
Leo. just do . bid ron. You gathered up
$1,000 year ont Of 5000 acres Of this Irish
land. . Now show me tho half Of 10000 ttha'
= "a old half.year's rent, and I'll show you
whore you'll got 1000 aero, for il, instead d
ths 5000 that have left you. Of good land, your
choice Of climate. undcr good Republican
Government, that wall rido rouShshod ovel
and crush down any Land League that ma!
asiss 70 trouble your "vcstel rights" AL
hat you havo ever done. vested in ron to do o,
payment down Of ten shillings an aero.
Duks-But arc you suro OF this-suro that ~
A00.kko0S WAT won't 0rlS0 t0OIe ~ ~ n1S u6xc
Sir SxA1cHEH-All the answer I can mako II
that such il the Law in tho great Republic; tina
the las-maxers, Law courts, and Law forces ar,
III On our side; that oight or TN thousant
rapoIs are at our back that Thousands Q
hanks and corporations stand behinl US. w
have % many tricks AM dctonces to resort :.
that ws may count surc to escape.
Lord Luo-It reminds me o. tho cat and Ii,
fex IN the fable. "poor creature" said the fox
"l the hounds como along have thousant
tricks 70 escape from them, bu: You have onl.
one-to ascend that treo out Of their reach.
Well, the hounds did come. and the fox, viii
Ill he tricks. Was oversaken, while the ca
Looked down victorious from the top Of til,
kss. So, ! fear, it will DO WITH Us il vo III
ever to America. That oao trick, "No Rent,
Il likely to ovsrmatch oil our tricks there =
y has here.
Sir sxArczEx-wcll, I for ons will take
shanes, gather up tao fragments, and vest
them m Republican soil and Republican citi
aens-the ono includes the other.
Duke DUHDEn-Hers's III, same. What's Ia
selling price? Ire.and's too mot for ~. Ws'i
take cooling of IN the United States.
Lord Luo-I suppose l must take chance
too "Ncels must when tho dovli drives.
Hero we can't stay. telegraph across tina
we're coming. Ed Of tie F"s' .ic.,
Desposs Care for Neither God Hor Coum
NIL never yet saw . newspaper owned or IL
11soced ~ capitalists that hal acy sympathy wit