The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-04-29
TEREH-BY LAH:


r..r says he never finishes . ciGaf but
,.thinks, "An0thef temptation romov;
Sfrom the young men of Amerjca3"
.And phat wud 70 want sich . mar
P.thrick fur?'' aid Mn. Nc0lone
.Yenever cud thrust him sut yer slght,
..iias ye was wid him."
VT n Freedman, not an Irioh-
,.. Who advertises: "A rare chance.
r.r.ie-Superb dining room furniture,
.sssine old oak warranted new"
Nm. Smith (emphatieslly )e"Poor
vn Siren, they say that she has been
,L.a.red L to warmer climate. Do YOU
,sisk she will go?'' mo, not while she
IveA"
n;s proposed to hold, I'm 1884, an Ital-
i. National Exhibition at Turin, with
.v;ev ofstimulating the general indus
n;al interest Of the country. The Duke
TAogts h the president Of the commit
ne
Thos unreasonable pesDons who COM
,,ain Of having families might with
r,o6t call to mind the fhct that Nm.
Sar Austin, ef France, who b only s.
rals Of aye, has already presented her
issband with forty-four children.
rinvt English gentleman Cooking at
nilrood time table -"Bill, Why do they
~ r. NJ" second gentleman That
reans penny . mile" Figst-''and
yhat does A. n. mean?' Second
Why, 'apenny . mile, Of oourse."
hhawfully embarrassing for . Con-
nuauman to have . bin suddenly called
= and discover that he has left his
1enosandum book at home, and he
oa'e tell for the. life Of him, Whioh way
k ~ agreed 70 vote on the matter
Deatoa P0st.
4 man in Ohio was struck BY light
,ing and instantly killed . day or two
aace, just - he was trying to my some
thing original about winter lingering In
tehp Of spring. Even the Immortal
rb cannot stand eveFything.-Bsr-
'agtos HasrkcJe.
II New York recently twenty-five
ysulg men were given instructions in
he Trade School on practical and SCI
ndfe plumbing. The practical part,
its presumed, consisted I'm tearing up
ity dollars worth Of flooring to repair
alerty-cent leak.
It nay be questioned whether the
aage has shown tho ideal Romeo. It
vs saying formulated, II not invent
d, By very distinguished actor, that
- one ought to play Romeo after he
~ z, and that no one could play RO-
no until he was 60.
The universal search after truth slack
ens with Us all when It touches the in
dividual; and that nature IL acceptable
IL its simplicity Of conscentiousness,
which faithfully examines into Its own
mosa's and does not seek to cover up .
de'eet BY the speciOus reasoning Of SELF
excuse.
There is wealthy brewer in Hontre-
Lvho built y church and inscribed on
This church was erected by Th0m"
sNolson ut his sole expense: He
e'evs, xx." Some Of the McGill Cox
lsse ways got ladder one night and a.
'efed the inscription % ~ to make 1t
nd: ''Thjs church was erected BY
Thomas Nelson ut his souls expense.
Ne brews M"
Foote'S favOrite butt WIS Garrick,
vhae thrifty habits he was constantly
'uning into ridicule. One day while
neo'npany with him, David, after sat-
hlz'ng some individual, wound up hts
alack by saying: "Well, perhaps be.
mse condemn another should pull
lhe heam out of my own eye" Foote re.
rI'si: And 80 you would II fyou could
NJ! the timber"
An English turfman visiting Mount
'einon engaged in conversaston with I"
native and alter few preliminary re-
marks Observed: II dare say 0E.
Washington didn't care much fDr losses.
lM ewan't tell me, suppose, Il he :as
never 'Orse.bI eaker:" The Vtrgtn1an
eyei him u few seconds d0ubtfulIy ana
.0en answered: II amt much on bis
WY, hut to the best of my recollection