Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-29


are able bodied enough to make up the
deficiency
The artist Millias paints the Princess
Marie in the act of knitting stocking.
Even painted stocking is better than
none at all.
Please tell my friends that | can now
trust myself out for short walk Fitz-
gerald mas been sent up for five years
CtaS. Fruncis Addnls.
Dalton, Tenn, has lady dentist and
now all the young men of the town are
waiting for their jaws to heal up 50 they
can get set of false teeth.
The North Carolina Democrats have
served notice on the leaders that if they
want that state carried they must open
bar'l and big one at that
The freight handlers along the North
and East river fronts, New York, struck
last week and for time blocked traffic.
New employees are being put on.
Blaine will make Maine howl during
the campaign, having contracted to
make dozen scientific dissections of
the unholy combination in that state.
"Who owns parvenue2" asks con
temporary. As general rule, Judging
from his language, it would be supposed
that the paryenu owned all creation.
Old copper is sometimes highly val
ued, as witness the payment of $500 for
a copper cent of 1882, of which there is
only one other eXtant, at a sale in New
York
A Boston cashier has served the bank
with which he is connected faithfully
since 1886. Evidently the Boston man
knows none of the fun of being out with
the boys.
The street commissioner is doing good
work considering his facilities for the
same A little brok.n rock would ena-
Bile him to leave some lasting rcmcm-
brance of his efforts.
Tom Thumb went blue fishing on the
coast of Massachusetts recently. Owing
to u heavy lead keel placed where it
would do the mos good, Tom made n
successful day of it.
Oscar Wilde gets $1,000 for four
weeks lecture tour through Texas.
Texas cattle will hereafter come to mar
kct in knee brooches and sunilower
ornamcnting each horn.
Guitcau's leap inso the arms of death,
which is announced for next Friday, will
be done privately. Only a few mem
bers Of the press and the Jail officials
will witness his departure.
Rather a tough blow, that of Reeds
on the experts when he urged Il respite
in the ease of assassin Guiteau until No
vember 50th. to allow of his being ex-
amined by scientific experts.
see they are talking of selecting for
ty "immortals. Allow me to suggest
the name of an esteemed friend, Mr.. j.
Kelley whose Immortality would be a
great comfort to mes. j. Tfldcn.
The Allegan, Mich. journal places
the name of Chester A. Arthur at the
head Of its columns, for president in
1884. The Journal is laboring under a
misrepresentation, all the Offices are dis
tributed or spoken for,
George William Curtis and Treasurer
Hubbell, of the congressional committee
are having tilt over the matter OF poll
teal assessments which will undoubtedly
end by George William sticking to his
text and Hubbell to his money.
Uruguay refuses the demand of Spain
to satisfaction for murder of Spanish
subjects. Foreign nations will please
take notice that when the boys 60 out
for n little sport in that country they are
not to be interfered with.
Boston has taken up the Garfield MUIR
dcrer Plainly the Hub is getting tired
of baked beans and '.culchaw" The
new selection will prove harder on the
stomach than the first and more diff
cult TO manage than the second.
StJoseph, Mo, has girls las beautiful
as Leslie, tuneful as Sappho, wise as As
pasta. That may all be hut Wen bet
our last weeks dividend that the ice
cream trade is as fourishing there as in
towns where they only have common
girls.
Miss Chevallicr, Of Boston, with other
philanthropists, are pleading with the
President to save Guiteau from thc in
convenience Of broken neck The
President hears the voice of fifty million
people demanding justice and remains
obdurate.
Minister Morton has given a dinner at
Paris. The lack Of capitals in ordinary
newspaper fonts prevents the names of
the guests being published. The sug-
gestion that Mr. Morton is not acquaint-
ed with the duties Of diplomacy will
hereafter meet with no takers.
1t is asserted that Mr. Bliss, who has
been attending to the star route cases
for the govern ment, has been spending
money too rapidly. Mr.. Bliss should
pause and reflect that he can never get
away with government funds as fast as
the Star Reuters. His ambition hath