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San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
Another Killing at Kyle.

On Sunday last negro named Henry
Green was shot by T. G.. Martin, deputy
sheriff. Martin was seeking to arrest the
negro upon warrant from Justice Lynch,
charging him with assault with attempt to
kill one Thos. Shea, section boss at Kyle. 1t
is claimed that he resisted arrest, but he was
shot while running. He was brought to
this place because there was no place found
for him at Kyle. He was put in the
upper room of the Jail, and properly
cared for. He however died on Mon.
day. An inquest was held before
Squire Grooms, and the jury brought in a
verdict of death from shot fired by Il. G..
Martin, July aOth. 1882. Martin was bound
over in the sum sum of $1,000, to answer a.
at the next term of the district court.
We have not space for the proceedings of the
inquest in full, but give the substance as
furnished us by Squire Grooms.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
Magazines For August.

The Midsummer Holiday Number of the
Century Magazine is before US, and is su-
perb in It's matter and illustrations. 1t is
prefaced with portrait of Richard Wagner,
the famous musical autocrat. One of the
most interesting articles is Personal His
tory of Garibaldi,' with portrait f. V.
Smalley writes up the New Northwest, "
Dakota, ETC.; The Border Lands of Sur
rev." with "reminiscences OF Tennyson and
Geo. Eliot, is another attractive article.
There is much other matter of interest.
ST. NICHOLAS is also very superior rum
Der. 4 Visit to the Home of Sir Walter
Scott is especially attractive. The ililstra-
tons, as usual, are profuse.
L1PpHcorr's exhibits o table of contents
which is light and sumuery throughout. sug-
pestive of mountain rambles, and seaside
excursions. St Jerome's Day with the
Pueblo Indians is well-illustrated paper
descriptive of a half-religiouS, half-bar5aric
festiya in New Mexico. There are over a
dozen Other interesting articles, exclusive OF
editorial topics
TIE ECLECTIC. a. usual, j. a treasure
house of good and rare things The editor
manages to find somsth;ng adapted to the
tastes of al classes % readers The present
number has The fo,lovirc. among other ar
t;ele,; .Tae Faiths Of the World Pee
and C5biea. BIZ Pro-. GOldsin Smith ;
ThOzght Reading : 'Elephzatss' by DR.
Andrsx wns1a, T. r. 5. Is Inc Leaf N
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

the Book ! Sergeant Ballantyne's Exper-
fences : "A French Assize = A Very Osm-
mon Mind Trouble;' The Dying Heroes
from the German Of Uhlanl; Names Of
flowers ! Newton and Darwin, by Richlrd
A. Proctor; An Elton Boy by Matthew
Arnold Letters in the course of an Afri-
con Exploration, by Joseph Thomas +. II,
G. s.; Literary Notices Foreign Literary
Notes Science and Art and Miscellany
TIM PHREsoLooIcAL JOURNAL opens with
n sketch and portrait of A, MILFORD, Hall, n
remarkable instance of a man who has risen
from obscurity to celebrity by his own
efforts. Is Conscience Innate : General
Garibaldi ! sIistorical Problems Alex.
H. Stevens : aud great variety of other
pertinent topics comprise the rest of a num-
Der of more than ordinary interest
DEMoREsr's MAGAZINE comes to I'd well
filed with pleasant reading and good illus
traiions, the oil picture being especially at
tractive II has besides, oil the Fashions,
etc. This fine work is better than ever be-
fore.
BALLou's presents its usual very attractive
table of contents, with illustrations. II il
the best magazine for the price only $l.5C
per year.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
Precinct Meeting.

The Democracy of precinct No. l in con-
yention assembled at the courthouse ut San
Marcos. on the 29th day of July 1882 in re-
sDonse to q call of the chairman of said pre-
cinct to nominate delegates to the County
Convention to be holden on the 9Th day of
August. 1882 in the town of San Marcos.
The convention was called to order by o.
7. Brown, Chairman, ID. e. @.
On motion of H. E. Barber, o. T. Brown
WIS elected chairman. On motion OF f..
Northcraft, Basil Daley was elected secre-
tary.
Hon. J. V. Hutchins moved that seven
delegates be sent to the county convention,
adopted.
The following named gentlemen were put
in nomination: b. w. Breeding Capt: :.
G.. Storey. Dr. p. G. Woods.J. V. Hutchlns'
X. Fl. Manlove, Jas. L. Malone, Geo. l.
NcGehee. Sam l.. Townsend Judge D.
Fisher.
H. T.. Barber moved to reconsider the ac-
ton to send seven delegates to the. County
Convention. adopted. 49,,
Geo. T. McGehee moved to send nine W
delegates to the County Convention, adopted
E. Northcraft moved that the nine gen.
tlernen nominated, be elected by acclama-
ton. adopted unanimously.
Up. Bugg moved that this convention
instruct for Jadge j. W. Moore. which clio
tied speeches By the following gentlemen ;
Hon. ]. V. Hutchins.. Col. s. ID. Jack
man. Capt. J. q. Story E. Northcraft. Judge
Ell r. Kone. II. z. Barber. and Geo. l.
NcGehee. After which Mr.. Bugg With
drew his motion, stysing that he did 20 for
the sake of harmony.
DIR. Jno. /. Daley moved that The dele
rates GO uniny.-Tic;ei. adopted
Tn editors cf the san Marcos FKEE PEEss
ard KYLE Nutshell we're requested TO pub-
lish proceedings -
o. motion tie contention Adorned
% T. BroEx. Basil DAHL.
Chm Sec'v.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
ATLANTA, Ga. February 10, 1879.

ATLANTA, Uu. FeDrIUlry IN, Io'V' .
Messrs Hutchinson & Bro: / have used
your "Neuralgine" in several instances, and
find it the best remedy for neuralgia and
headache I have ever tried. 1t relieves the
pain, leaves none of those unpleasant effects
due to narcotics or other anodynes. shall
always keep it in my Office, and take much
pleasure in recommending it to my patients.
6. s. HOLLAND, NJ. D.,
% Whitehall, Atalanta, Ga.
Hutchison & Bro, Proprietors, Atlanta,
Georgia. Sold by Reynolds IL Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

The Philadelphia Musical Journal for
June is before us, containing choice musical
literature, news and gossip, and some half
dozen pieces of sheet music. 81. Address
Chandler publishing Co., 306 and 3OS Chest
nut ST., Philadelphia.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
Notice.

We have boaght the beef market of Rob't
Malone's, and respectfully ask the patronage
of the public. We will keep no books, but
sell strictly for cash. McK1E & POPE.
All knowing themselves indebted TO us
for beef will please come and pay their &C.
counts. Thanks for past favors.
Respectfully,
ROBERT MALONE.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
List Of Letters

Remaining in the Post Office at San
Marcos, Texas, for the week ending, July
3lst 1882;
Baddock Elir Gilmore, E. w..
Nickles, Zattje Preston, Ellen NJ.
Lambkin, Il. NJ. Wilson, j.
Persons calling for above letters will
please say advertised, giv.ng date
ALBERT HEAToN, 2. NJ.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
Another Great Show.

Another great show it is announced will
visit Texas in October, and San Marcos is
on its list. Batchelder & Doris Inter
Ocean Circus is the name of the concern,
We notice the Chicago papers speak in the
highest terms of it. A bona. fde two-headed
girl, from North Carolina, is one Of its nov
ell features.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Hon. ]. F. MILLER candidate for Con-
gress, was in town on Tuesday, and made
the FREE PRESS pleasant call, Bv the way
we notice that the delegates from Kyle pre-
cinct to our county convention, were in
structed for Mr.. Miller. He is, we think, no
,oubt the choice of this county,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

The contents and music of the Southern
Musical Journal for July are unusually good,
81 secures the Journal for year, with a
ticket in the Silver Tea Set drawing in Octo-
Der.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

We now have daily hack and mail TO
and from Luling Arrives at IL and leaves
at o'clock each day. Verify the world
moves, even in Texas.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

A GENERAL supply Of groceries of all
kinds, just received at HINz1E's
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

The new brand Spring Tobacco is what
every dea er should have in stock. Chewers
shy there is nothing equal to it on the mar
ket.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Go TO P. r. Turner & Co., for your wag-
ons. They have the Avery and Caldwell
which are the best in the market. jeS-2nl
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

hATs of the latestand finest styles at Z. H.
Turner & Cos. We have examined them,
and speak by the book. Also fresh assert
ment of the celebrated Ziegler shoes. Also
eolored shirts in variety.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

We invite attention to the business card
of Mr.. Laumen, boot and shoe maker, late of
New Braunfels. Shop in the Ragsdale
building, north side public square.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Mrs, ALYEA now serves ice-cream tw,
days in the week, viz; Friday and Satur
day
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Go to Hinzie's for your supplies of family
groceries. Very large purchases by hi hun
warrant low prices to his customers. Ih'
best articles at lowest prices always,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

LIFE size portrait of Gen Lee, engraved
by Marshall, the best ont, handsomely franz
ed, for sale.at the FREE PRESS Office.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

MALONE will give you bargains in Dress
Goods Trimmings, Hosiery, Ladies Neck
wear. etc.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Every Chewer should buy Spring Navy,
because it is The best Tobacco ever sold IL
Texas.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

CorroN PICKING commenceth- domestlcs
emigrate for the fields Sans cook, sans
''wash-la ly"
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

To DE or not to to be; that's the question,
Whether tits nobler to suffer the stings
And arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or, to buy large arm rocker from J. w.
Nance and take it easy.-Hamlet.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Two bills choice honey at johnson 4
Johnson's.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

4 first class article at 81 so for so lbs at
HINES
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Go TO P. r. Turner & Co.. for your
Clothing, they have n large and well selected
stock of every variety, and prices to suit
every purchaser
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

CAMP-MEETING was q failure on Sun.
day on account of rain, but is getting
well under way. Rev. DR.. Goodwin, of
Austin, is among the ministers in attendance
from abroad.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

An Assistant needed in my school. Pupils
enrolled, 81: average attendance .. Apply
Immediately to Prof. A. H. Edgar, Lockhart'
lalGwen county, Texas.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Go TO P. r. Turner Co., for your Cedar
Posts and Barbed Wire fencing.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Mrs. JORDAN is still regularly in the ice
cream business.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

VIM G1EsEN has shipped 80 carloads OF
oats this season to date.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

GENERAL reduction in hats and clothing.
JOHNSON u JOHNSON.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

LADIES' Lace Collars, Laces, Gloves, etc,
just received. JOHNSON d JOHNSON.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03
CAM ANTONIO DIVISION:
HOME NEWS

,O.l
:, HOME NEWS
NIGHTS pleasantly cool.
CAMp-MERTING in full blast.
FLIES, guats, musketoes etc., abound.
y MALONE will receive this week big lot Os-
= pabnrgs for Cotton Sacks.
v CASH paid for wheat by VIM. GIEsEN.
u MALONE has the ''boss" So 90 kid and
NJ goat button shoes.
!. CONE out to The county convention on
D saturday s
y HORSEPOWER hay press for sale. Apply
to H. G, Storey.
CARLOAD of Liverpool fine and coarse
salt at VIM. Giesen's
x FRESH turnip and cabbage seed at R. From
mes.
3
u Two carloads of bagging and ties offered
to ginners at low figures. VIM GIEsEN.
Y 500 head Sheep for sale. Shear six
\ pounds. Apply to Daley Bros, San Marcos.
Why is Spring Tobacco having such o
run Because chewers know it is the best
= COOKING STOVES, nice assortment cheap
y at HINzIE's
q T. G.. MARTIN, of Kyle, has resigned his
d position as deputy sheriff.
=, RECEIVED carload of Frentress barbed
A wire at VIM. Giesen's.
y OLD newspapers for wrapping purposes
N cheap as dirt at this Office.
r. WARMERS Popular Health corset tn good
], supply. JOHNSON q JOHNSON.
" CNE car Of -four at reduced prices at
. WIN. G1EsEN's.
GENERAL reduction in hats and clothing.
N JOHNSON u JOHNSON.
= Go TO P. r. Turner Co., for your Cedar
= Posts and Barbed Wire fencing.
LADIES' Lace Collars, Laces, Gloves, etc,
! Just received. JOHNSON d JOHNSON.
;; VIM GrEsEN has shipped 80 carloads of
" oats this season to date.
, CorroS prcErNc. commenceth-dome
{ emigrate for the fields Sans cook, sans
y "wash-la 1y."
Go TO P r. Turner & Co.. for your
= Clothing, they have a large and well selected
stock of every variety, and prices to suit
every purchaser.
) Every Chewer should buy Spring Navy,
because it is The best Tobacco ever sold In
5 Texas,
n LIFE size portrait of Gen Lee, engraved
i by Marshall, the best ont, handsomely franz
y ed, for sale.a at the FREE PRESS office.
: Go TO P r. Turner & Co., for your wag-
ons. They have the Avery and Caldwell,
1 which are the best in the market. jeS-2m
I MALONE will give you bargains in Dress
I Goods, Trimmings, Hosiery, Ladies' Neck
! wear, etc.
Go to Hinzie's for your supplies of family
! groceries. Very large purchases by INN
\ warrant low prices to his customers. Inc
best articles at lowest prices always
Hans of the latestSnd finest styles at 2. X,
Turner Il Cos. We have examined them,
and speak by the book. Also fresh assert
ment of the celebrated Ziegler shoes. Also
eo!ored shirts in variety.
An Assistant needed in my school. Pupils
enrolled, 81; average attendance D. Apply
Immediately to Prof. A. H. Edgar, Loekhart'
-alGwen county, Texas.
TEo. L MALONE is agent for Deylin az Co.
Merchant Tailors New YORK BE has t~o
hundred samples Of the latss; style goods 10
s-iect from. Call aud give him your meas
sure tor your fall suit
hoS. Gro. PFEUFFEE. Of New B-aunfels,
VISITED or town this weel. and favored rs
With call Apropos. see his announce
laent for State Senator IN or columns
We shall have mOse TO say Of his candidacy
N or next
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

CNE car of -four at reduced prices at
WIN. GIEsEN's.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

GEO. I MALONE is agent for Devlin d Co,
Merchant TailOrs. New YORK BE has tSo
hundred samples Of the latest style goods to
s-iect from. Call aud give him your meas
sure tor Your fall suit
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Hox. Gro. PFEUFFER. Of New B-aunfels,
visited or town this weel. and favored Us
With call AprOpoS see his announce
Iaent for State Senator IN or columns
We shall have mose to say OF his ca1hdasy
n or next
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

COOKING STOVES, nice assortment cheap
at HINzIE's.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Why is Spring Tobacco having such o
run Because chewers know it is the best
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

T. G. MARTIN, of Kyle, has resigned his
position as deputy sheriff.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

WARMERS Popular Health corset tn good
supply. JOHNSON q JOHNSON.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

RECEIVED carload of Frentress barbed
wire at VIM. Giesen's.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

OLD newspapers for wrapping purposes
cheap as dirt " at this Office.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

500 head Sheep for sale. Shear six
pounds. Apply to Daley Bros, San Marcos.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

Two carloads of bagging and ties offered
to ginners at low figures. VIM GIEsEN.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

FRESH turnip and cabbage seed at r. From
mes.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

NIGHTS pleasantly cool.
CAMp-MEETING in full blast.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

MALONE will receive this week big lot Os.
,obnros for Cotton Sacks.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1882-08-03

CARLOAD of Liverpool fine and coarse
salt at VIM. Giesen's.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1882-07-15
American and European Girls.

In Europe every girl learns cooking as
an art, and that part of her education is
as essential as that of reading OF writing.
Every restaurant and hotel has q number
Of these volunteers, who pay for the
privilege Of learning under the tuition Of
a chef, in addition to which they do
work around the kitchen. No matter
how rich man is, his daughters must
learn in this manner, so that they can
supervise the household and learn to
cook well and economically. This
custom has been imported to this coun-
try in different form, and is now per-
meating the East in the shape Of schools
of cookery. In Europe the girls are also
taught cookery III the schools, and the
consequence is that they are wives in
fact as we'll as in name. When girls in
this country stop looking down on
housewifery as dishonorabse, and begin
to learn cooking as an art, they will all
pass out of the state of single blessed
ness, but until that time the crop of old
maids will continue to increase alarm
ingly. The oft-heard remark that two
can live as cheaply as one, is rank nom
sense. Any young man can live like q
fighting cock, dress well aud smoke the
best cigars on 81, 900 per year. He can
not marry on 81. 500 and do the same. =
.--Kans0s Citu Times. /
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1882-07-15
BITS OF INFORMATION.

EXTERIOR JUsr1NIAN introduced into
Europe the silk worm from China.
THE excavation Of the ancient city Of
Herculaneum we're begun in It'll.
The earliest account Of diying-beIl
in Europe is at Nursmburg. in 1904.
CLOVES have been brought into the
European market for more that 1000
years.
THIMDLEsw were invented by the Dutch.
They wero first made IN England by
John Lofting In 1896.
"MILLloNs for defense but NOT one
cent for tribute" was phrase used by
Charles Pinckney when Ambassador to
the French repablic, 1856.
THE State and local bonded indebted
ness Of the United States amounts to .
total Of x1,117, 1871, 671, the annual in
tc1ost on which amounts 10 thc as6re-
gate Of 469, 1864, OF. The total assessed
taxable property Of the United States
amounts to SIG, t97, l35, t67. or ct the
rate Of $336.S9 to every man, woman
and child.
THR following shows the great cities Of
the United Stntes, and their population.
in convenient form
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1882-07-15
The Heroine Of Matagorda.

The tempest lasted thirty hours, and
thirty-four men out of 40 hsd fallen.
The fort was not more than 100 yards
square; and "here," says Napier, "be
it recorded an action of which ii is diff
cult to say whether it was most feminine
or heroic"
The action referred to, as detailed in
The Eventful Life of Soldier" won
the woman for long after the sobriquet
of 1.-THE Heroine of Matagorda." She
was the wife of Sergeant Reston, of the
Scots brigade. Under fire che tore up
her linen to form bandsges for the
wound, d and water being wanted, .
drummer boy was ordered to draw some
from well, but the scared child did not
seem much inclined to the task, and
fingered at the door of hut with the
bucket in his hand
Why don't you go for the water ?"
asked tho Surgeon angrily.
The puir BARN is frightened" said
Mrs. Reston, land no wonder; gle the
bucket to me-.
And under all that dreadful storm she
proceeded coolly to the well, procuring
water for the wounded. General Napier
says shot cut the bucket rope in her
hand, but she recovered it and fulfilled
her mission.
"Her attention to the wounded was
beyond all praise" says Sergeant Dom
ALLISON, Of the oath she carried sand
bags for the repair of the batteries,
and handed ammunition, wine, and
water to men at the guns. 81 think l
soc her yet" he adds, "while the shot
and shell were flying thick around her,
bending her body to SHIELD her child
from danger by the exposure of her own
person."
She died at an early age, in Glasgow,
without other token to her merit than
that accorded by the humble book of
her husbands comrade. british Bat
ties.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1882-07-15
Home Influences Developing.

My Lady-"No, no, General. Do
not talk to me Of school and college !
There's nothing like home influence for
boys. My precious darling has never
left my side since he was born-just
twenty-one years ago this very day,
GenerAl--and he has kept the heart of
child, and never given me an hours
anxiety in all his innocent life r
The General = "Ah, he'll soon be
wanting TO marry the lady's maid, or
something Of that sort. See if he
Doesn't"
Ny Lady "Good Heavens. (To
footman, who snters. adams, where
Is Parker?' ~
The Footman = "She just stepped
out for minute this mornin', my Lady,
to git come air pins, she said. But
they d. say down stairs, as Master
George were waiting for her round the
corner with four wheel cab and small
porknanteau. Leastwise, she never
come home, nor Master George hasn't
neither. Lunch is waiting, my Lady"
London Punch
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1882-07-15
Don't Use Big Words.

In promulgating your esoteric cogita-
tons, or articulating superficial senti-
mentalities and philosophical or psyche
logical observations, beware of platitudi-
nous ponderosity. Let your conversation
possess clarified oonciseness, compacted
comprehensibleness, coalescent consist
ency and a concatenated cogency. Es-
chew all conglomerations of fatulent
garrulity, jejune babblement and asininc
Alterations. Let your extemporaneous
descantings and unprecedented expa-
tiations have intelligibility and veracious
vivacity, without rhodomontade or thra-
sonical bombast. Sedulously avoid al,
polysyllabic profundity, pompous pro-
ixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial
yerbosity and vaniloquent vapidity.
6hun double entendres, prurient jocosity
and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or
apparent. In other words, talk plainly,
naturally, sensibly, truthfully, purely.
And don't use big words.