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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

]. l.. PARKER, Deputy Sheriff at East
Stoneham, sold little grey mare last
week for S250.00 She was fine roader
aud will make splendid family horse.
Mr. Parker deals largely In horses, and
keeps number of fine ones constantly on
hand and for sale
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
EIGHT THIEVES.

What the people Of Maine want to know
this year Is whether they haye eight gov
ernors or one.-Le,oiston Gazette.
That is immensely witty besides being
intensely bright. The people OF this State,
however, will be well content to let the
sneers at the Executive Council pass for
what they are worth so long as they re-
member the high handed crimes OF the last
Fusion Council-the eight thieves, recol-
lect.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

Having denounced national banks as
monopolies and those managing them as
monopolists, the Greenback Democratic
party has headed its Congressional ticket
with the name of a President Of national
bank, Mr.. Joseph Dane, Of Eennebunk.
This is consistency with vengeance
Boston Journal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
REPUBLICAN CAMPAIGN SPEAKERS
[Xennebec Journal. J

Nenncbec Journal
The campaiu in Maine this fall will be
short, sharp and decisive. II will begin
on Monday, August 18th. Some of the
most eminent political orators in the coun-
try have been secured, including many dis
tinguiShed men, whose voices have never
before been heard on the rostrum in this
State. At the head of the list of speakers
is Hon. James G. Blaine, ex-Secretary of
State, who will take an active part in the
battle. Senator's Frye and Hale, and
Messrs. Reed, Dingley, Boutelle and Mill
iken will be in the field. Among the noted
and popular speakers from abroad who
will participate in the campaign, are SEN
ator Window of Minnesota, Secretary of
the Treasury under President Garfield,
Speaker Kefer, of the House of Represent
atives, Senator Hawley of Connecticut,
Gov. Foster of Ohio, Fred Douglass, the
colored Demosthenes, Hon. Geo. B. Lor-
ing OF Massachusetts, Commissioner of
Agriculture, Hon. John II. Lynch, of the
"Shoestring district, in Mississippi, who
was recently given seat in the House af
ter contest with Gen. j. Il. Chalmers,
Senator Allison of Iowa, Senator Plumb
OF Kansas, Senator Rollins of New Hamp.
shire, Senator Miller of New York, Chair
man Hscock of the committee on appro-
priations, Hon. John A. Kasson of Iowa,
Gen. Green B. Raum of Illinois, Commits
sioner of Internal Revenue, Gen. Benz.
Butterworth of Ohio, and others.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
Newspaper Decisions.

!. Any person who takes a paper regularly
rom the onlce-whe;her directed to his name or
snother's, or whether he has subscribed or not
10 irresponsible for the payment.
2. Ii person orders his paper discontinued,
be must pay all arrearages, or the publisher may
continue TO send II until payment is made, and
collect the whole amount, whether the paper Is
taken from the Office or not.
). The Courts have decided hatrefnsng 10 take
newspapers and periodicals from the post oGnce,
or removing and leaving them uncalied for, Is
prinlG Iaeis evidence of maud.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

TEMPERATURE LAST WEEK AT Z A. NJ
Sunday, G6 ,, clear; Monday, sc ,, clear !;
Tuesday, ~ ., cloudy; Wednesday, &C , e,
clear; Thursday, GO ,, rain; Friday, CT , ,
clear: SATURDAY., 60 > clear
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

SOME one remarks that it is little sug-
gestive that the greenbackers should cite
the Democratic Party to Paris on Insol-
yency Court day.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

S. A. REED has been appointed Postmas-
ter at Frye, oxford County. This is new
Office in the town Of Mexico, 2l-2 miles
from Mexico and ale miles from Rox-
hurry
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

HEBRON ACADEMY.-Miss Agnes NJ.
Lathe of Worcester, Mass, has been Sc
cured as Preceptress for the ensuing year
Miss Lathe Is graduate ofSmth College,
class of 81, and is a young lady OF fine
abilities, and high culture. She is highly
recommended by the President and Fac
ulty of Smith College.
The fall term of the Academy will begin
Aug. 90.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

n. d. BOLSTER, So. Paris advertlses the
Witherell India Steel Scythes, Rakes,
Snaths &c. for haying, which will begin
in earnest this week. You can trade TO
good advantage with Mr.. Bolster.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

The New York Sun prints very black
list Of the names OF the ten Democrats who
voted for the naval appropriation bill, and
remarks that when the time comes for
electing the 18th Congress these men
should be left at home. Mr.. Ladds name
IS contained In the list.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

LEWISTON Is to have free mail delivery
after October first. Last year the postal
receipts for that city were over $50, 900.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

Browns IRON BITrERs
does not contain whiskey
or alcohol, and will not
blacken the teeth, or cause
headache and constipation.
1t will cure dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, heartburn, sleep
lcssness, dizziness, nervous
debility, weakness, &c.
Use only Browns Iron Bi,iers made BY
T-,~n Chemical Co. Baltimore. Crossed
=! lass -a4 Trademark ~. '.s-PTe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

THE Name dailies agree that Jumbo is
not a humbug, but the biggest thing on
record.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
OXFORD COUNTY LOCALS.

CANToN.-Rain fell coplously Thursday,
the 18th, making 1t nice for vegetation
which is growing finely.
Farmers are making beginning on hay
ing. Soon the clicking Of the moving
machine will be heard in good earnest. 1t
is reported in this section that medium
crop of hay will be harvested.
Mr.. L. Thompson is making large sales
of moving machines and rakes, thus show
ing the farmers prefer the new way to the
old in securing the hay crop.
The excursion train that went from Can
ton to Lewiston on the 18th, to see Barnum
and Jumbo was well loaded.
House-building at Gilbertyille, the new
village that has grown nearly all in three
years, continues good. Mr. Stanley, at
that place, is building stable addition to
his two-story dwelling.
The school house built at that place last
fall is not large enough; 1t seats illty schol-
ars they now have fifty-six scholars. The
spring term school was taught by Miss
Alice French, this being her first term.
Much praise Is due Miss French for her
success.
The school in Dist No. taught by Miss
Lizzie Stowell, closed the 10th. with a
picnic in the grove.
Our village schools, taught by Miss Flor
rie Reynolds and w. II. Wyman, closed on
the 3Oth of June. goodly number OF the
scholars parents were present on the last
day, and were much pleased to witness the
exercises. Mr.. Wyman is an experienced
teacher and well known in the county,
having taught at Bethel Hill and other
large places. He is engaged for the fall
term at this place, and will receive pupils
from other towns at fair tuition.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
ELECTION MONDAY, Sept. II.
Republican Nominations.
FOR GOVERNOR,
Frederick Robbie,
CT GoRHAM

" OOhhAhs
FOR REPRESENTATIVES, To CONGRESS.
THOMAS B. REED, of Portland.
NELSON DINGLEY., Jr, Of Lewiston
CHARLES A. BOUTELLE, of Bangor
SETH l.. MILLIKEN, of Belfast.
COUNTY TICKET.
For Senators,
+. T. STEARNS of Lowell.
j. w. CLARK of Andover.
For sheriff,
JORDAN STACY of Porter.
For County Attorney,
JAMES :. WRIGHT of Paris.
For Clerk Of Courts,
\. =. AUSTIN of DiXheld.
FOR Commissioners,
FRANK Y. BRADLEY OF Fryeburg,
GEO. +. HAMMOND OF Paris.
For Register of Deeds,
EASTERN DISTRICT
JOHN +. STANLEY OF Paris.
WESTERN DISTRICT
:. c. HOBBS Of Fryeburg.
For Treasurer,
J. c. MARBLE Of Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

ANY one having copy OF 1.-THE Vii
lage," by Enoch Lincoln, to sell, will please
communicate with +. F. Lewis, Fryeburg.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
FUSION

COMPLETE But INuARMoNIoUs- GREEN-
BACK CoNvENuoN-INTERE GATH
ERISG-REsULr, A PARTIAL TICKET AND
Much DISsATIsFACIIoN-W DEMO
Gratis SWALLOW IT? YES.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

DANIEL STIcKNEY of Presque Isle takes
4 text from the OXFORD DEMOCRAT, and
breaches two column sermon in the Port
land Adcertiser against the use OF money 10
paw delegates for their trouble and expense
Of attending conventions. We agree with
Mr.. Stickney in his conclusions, that the
practice should be abandoned. However,
we doubt If Col. ROBBIE purchased his NOM
nation by any such means. We were as
firm in the support o. Mr.. Thomas as Mr.
Stickney was; but when his opponent
showed nearly hundred majority on the
first ballot, we were willing 10 abide by
the result. We know that the ROBBIE dele
gates from this section were not pur-
chased. and do not believe that the hun
bred msiority was procured by the use Of
money.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
DIED..

il Norway, June 2iih Of paralysis, MT s'"''
p. Everett, aged IS yearf,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

WE have received from Loriug, Short q
Harmon. Of Portland, some elegant bust
ness cards announcing the removal of their
well known stationery house to No. 474
Congress Street, opposite the Preble House.
The Arm occupies four stories Of the new
Lancaster building, fitted up expressly for
their use.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
MARRIED..

In Bethel, July sth. by Rev. b. + re pirSres,
Daniel W. Goodwin and NJ IS Ara L.
b ,th of ethel.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18

= Dearborn Ave. Chicago. Nov 9,
Ih1ve leen a great sufferer from
avery weak stomach. heartburn, asi
dyspepsi1 in its wofstio form. Nearly
everything ] ate gave ne di,,rs,,
SD | could eat but lii,le. Ihays
tded COMPLEMENTARY nav.
ilken the prescriptions u dorsn
physicians. but CT no relief ua,l I
Lok Bfovn'S lion Ritter. fe,l
none Of the old troubles, and an
new nan. am getting much
stronger, and feel hrst-rA,e. lam
a railroad engineer. and now m4s,
ny trips regularly. lean NJ say
to much in praise q your 1ndsf.
I'll med!e.He. d. {. MACK.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
IheSecret

Of the universal success Of
Browns Iron Bitters is sim.
ply this: 1t is the best Iron
preparation ever made; is
compounded on thoroughly
scientific, chemical and
medicinal principles, and
doesj just what is claimed for
il no more and no less.
BY thorough and rapid
a5sinlilation with the blood
it reaches every part of the
system, healing. purifying
and strengthening. Com.
nicncing at the foundation
it builds up and restores lost
hcalth-in no other way can
lasting benefit be obtained.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-07-18
HELP WANTED.

A few skilled mechanics can 1nd steady elnP.',
mtnt " ith The undersigned. None tui po sh.r.
str ictly T. mperate habits and good moia '"''
aeter nj ed apply. co
Paris Nc
Pa,js Maine July 10. iss1.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01
StOneWaii Jari&sOn.

l.ewi>, vi inc Dcllull free Press.
thns cln>cs u sketch ot "Ston.w.H"
Jackson:
"A Christian il. his failll-a child IN
his sAmpall es-a General who cared
nnt for the wni id's admiration 50 lniich
as Tor the ,niiort uf any Slugle mat,
wiu followed hun in his wnnierlul
MAI cheS. He had the conraye ut "a
Ion and the heart IF ii wunian. L 4.
pomp aud clutter Of war was not for
him. his ieglpns grew ragged, foot
sore aud weary. M matter Who ia!-
teird-Jacksun had tailh. NJ matter
VIII" Observation-Disclosures SON YET advanced
Fierce III heat of hattie, because if
was his duty to kill, when lIac roar Of
cinnon died away the gruanS If the
W 'nnded reacled IA heart winch had II
'hr'h i"r every gruan.
"Parti>ans my h, ep their bitter
MSS ot h'ast. hIil the world has srn-
II. The man whom thy hate d d
i'fg'ving all. Struck down AT Cham
G. ll"rvllt, amid the roar of battle. he
was removed lo die amid the $ fest
peace. Strong men wrpt like children
When they saw lHS last hcur had come:
bnt It they ha'l feeling of revcr re
uh'tr their 'rrow, he had none. " ith
'"4'v"iess TOR all, his life went out as
Ills pale bps whispered:
Let us cross over and rest under
IN green ,rcp>!"
And NAV he eve, rest"
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01
Territorial Democratic Convention.

4 mrrtlng of the Territorial Dem :
cratic Central Committee WAS held III
the utfiye If Catalan q Brumnack,
Srtnr az evening. Col 4. 4. Steve
son. Cnar,nan, presided; Cha' les HIM
rod, SECRETARY; present. I. D Catalan,
NJ. G. Lunry, +. b. Tage AND {. 7.
Bideri,ack. Present by proxy, j II.
tlawley, F. NJ. Mickey, &. W. Case,
Chas. Cobb, :. B. D,ily, " 5. Ander-
son, ". f Fisher and Jas. |. Crn'ch r.
The meeting was called for the pur-
pose ol fixing date for the Territorial
Convention The Convention will con,
sist OF 3S delegates appointed ON the
basis Of the vote cast for Representa-
i've Anslie at the last <, Eeral election
me delegate for each organized coun-
~. and one for each two hundred votes,
and one for each traction Of one nan
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

drs'd ansi ov'i. lm apporsiphna'nt
u It rs Tie srveral cnnntl.s 10 .epr,..
seIHath,n III the Convention as tnIL,ws:
Ala c.,nn'y GAO vairs, 4 delegates
Atnias, s2h v,rcs, delegates; i,o.sc,
5o0. dcega'ts; l>,ar Lake, 4lo,
''nsle2an.>; ldai.,. 1862. delegates
Len'l. 5l0, 4 deiega,es; N.z Pence.
l29, 2 dcItGa!rs; O~.inr 3uI, 3 de-
egal,s; OneIsia 1867, 6 del. gates;
ohn~t"m. + ,"lt $, dcugalr; ua>i.-
nsi"n. l4O, 2 .irmgalts; ,a,-,a, 223.
2 delegates; C"-,er, ! delegate
II wa- drc,i,d IL call lac Cnnyeii-
non i''r September IAN, AT o'cl"ck,
~ B'ise Guy The 9. nvrntnn. will
Illuminate a candidate for .irIes ate IL
Congress, aini Transact sticis other
business as nay c,tne before 1t. Ii
was ordered thai delegates 10 lie. G. y,
vrnilon be elected hy The ,arr,n-
count, Conventions. Al er d short
general Consideration of the utl,lu,k
fnr The rsnppa 'gn, the Committee All
.journed sine die.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

SMALL MEANS --ihe power If mt =
h'l Is On the whole ovrr.cslimaled.
lie greatest things which we've done
i"f HE world have not been accom-
pushed hy ricIi men, or 10y Sub,crn,-
'''H lists, but 10y men generally of
'"'ai' pecnh,ary means The great
thinkers, diScovrrers, inventors, and
"'''s's nave been meu ut mudera e
"'a''', many OF them ltd rais,a
"'''e manual lah"rers. in point Of
w"lIly circumstances And it will
"'""yS be 81. Riches are ot,ener an
'''peiinhent than stimulus to aciiuu !;
""' III many cases they are quito as
"''0'' a IN >lorlune a> ii blessing. The
s'"lh VIII" inherts wealth is apt to
""'e ''le made too EASY for him, aud
s'''h he stated with il, because he has
'''S lelt 10 desi t.. Having no
'l"cla object to sriiggle for, he finds
''''' 'leavy on Ia s hands; remains mem
'"'s and morally asleep; a Il his r"Si-
'''' III society is often no higher than
''"' III apolypus over which the tide
flats.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01


General Grant used to lell a story ol
Il blacksmith who started ont t. maxi.
u "cl'vis" out OF piece oi iron.
Grant cont nud q that the blacksmith,
hammered away till he discovered that
iir dId'I't know how tu make the In
~trunent named He then said, 'Fil
II axe IA lnrseshne.' He failed. "Then
ri make a hurseshue hail" Ht. failed
agaln. Then III hs wrath, p unging
the red hot. sIaptl SIS lna y Of iron in
to the lackslnth's water bucket. he
exclaimed: "''l' make a ID big fz
ut ynu, anyhow !"
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

At the marriage ur a colored couple
at Brunswick, Ga, the other day, the
'r'dc was asked ITO love, honor, obey,
etc, the man win m he. held nv t.n.
rIg,.t hand She quickly replied, Il
viii lis> a. long as he treat me light,
and den after dat I'll omit i'm"
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01
DEMOCRATzC COMMITTEE.

Pnrsuisnt tu call Ut The Chairman.
(Cul +. 4. Stcvcns"n) The Democratic
Central & lnmittee Of Bois. county.
met IN ldahe CITY on Monday, Jnls 10.
1882. Present, J j. apperSon. M. G
Lnncy, Josiah Cave, M Cati.cart, Jas
M"riar'y. Nm. Spla.e. by J. Moriar,y
proxy; II Clawso,,, by " w. Black,
proxs; 4. Cunningham. by S. De,np-
sey, proxy; + A. Stevenson, Chm.
On motion, 1t was agreed that the
representation III the county Cunven.
tlnn bc, and is hereby based on the
vnie cast al ,l, last general election
for James Murray Iur Councilman.
On motion, il was agreed thar each
precinct he entitled ,n representation
IN the County Convention as ipIi,,w-:
One Tor each prtcpct ard nne fnr
every % vnlc> cast for j. Murray IT
the last election, and one for ever,
fraction uf iw elvc or aver
The following will he the rrurrSen-
'atipn in t'pnvrn'inn: Idaho CITY 6,
C.ni'er.lllc 2 l'acrrvillr 8, seslne
Bend 2, Quar- ziurg 4, S,aw's M"nn-
tain 2 'loneervI le 2 Banner 2, GAR
l'n Valley 2. Ganlte Greek 2, Sunaw
Greek /. Upter Squaw creek l. To-
tai, 30.
rhc places nf voting, and The Jud-
res appointed are fellows:
lDAHo t'Iry-C.ur, ll"u~c--J. Cave,
Flank Cn"!er, g. T. Keys.
CE>rERyIl.lE-.I Ynnng's-D. Jones,
J. Young, X. W. Spencer.
PLAcERvIi LIE Smiths ~tnre-M. Hal
ley. !. R"gan, w. Shelley.
QrAR1zBrRG-Scnool honse-R g..
Allen, j. Va~ey, W. Weaver.
Horseshoe REND-School house-R
Brainatd, J. i'nry. :. w. Ser>ey.
cuAw's M,aNTAIS-I."ighs house
II G awSon Oliver Call, J. Med witt.
PInNEER-S Scirol hnnse-M. Davis,
G. w Staffnrd. Mat. Ryan.
BANNFR-Graney saloun-L. White,
Gleea, Ma tin. NJ. kempner
GARDEN VAI1EY-Lnwcr school house
H Craig, NJ Qninn, II Chichester
GRANITE CREkK-Conouglton's Hall
j Ellis, p Cnnonyhtnn, J. j. APP
| ersrn.
SQuAw CREEK -Mitchells-A g.
Church, 5. Pierce, A. McGuire.
UPPER SodAw CREEK-C. Boards
" n Wethcrell, Cal. Beard Craig
Beard
On motion. it was agreed that the
Convention would he held on Srpterr-
Der 9th, at 10 O'clock A. NJ, at Ander
Son'S Hall, PIacerville
I'runar.cS, io elect delegates to the
Convention, To he held on SATURDAY.,
September 81. Polls open from P.
NJ, to 7P NJ.
TEST ot voters at the primaries
care vuu IL De,nocra'?-and will y"u
support the nominees Of the Democrat,
ic Convention?
On motion. it was ordered thar the
proceedings be puhlished in the Idaho
World. E. A. STEVENSON,
Chairman
JAMES MoRIARry, Secretary.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01
9lahu semi ID sekla iijurla
Published
|ruescIa y1 e FridayS
|HEMAN and CHAS. E. JONES.

bLAaN JONES. BUSINESS MANAGER
eie ia be1 bIldas tdlt /: montgomery ) rccl
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

me picnic held at Chicago to rails"
''''''S '"r monument to John Brown
was failure
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

nantucket has girl pilot only sev-
.''feh years old. Knows all the bnuys
III the sound, you can be,
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01
NO. 80.

SOADh p k2 - wen, tis or diaease Of
any Kind caused Dy miii~ary servce ent,tled TO
Pension do 8. minor cniiiiren. aepeiad-as
nstt efs or fathers ~ solai RS who diFd from th5
effects of their service also eHtited. Many in
vtiid prtisinu-rs entiied an Increase.
Carvfn' ~ ~isian gwen IN delayed or rejected
la ms. rs mtny Ire alia"ed ~fh bu Hitl9
iri.re evi elcr. Complete instruc With refer
ences sent on apfleati n Chas & Geo, King,
Att neys-ar Law. 9l6 ST., Washington D G.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

TERMS, :;:::: INVARIABLY In ADvAAc
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-09-01

Rates of > bseriptio
Cpe ieaI......... S6 0U Ihree cntiIs.. 81 So
s,1 Montle....... . % single Lopies.... 40
by Carrier, ~ 8 per quarter.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
Thursday, February o,lSS2.
DrrRErs, after having prosecuted and

DEFREEs, after having prosecuted and
oppressed his employees for five years, is
now doing his utmost to defeat their efforts
for restoration of wages. Yesterdays
New York Tribune contained an article
bearing his earmarks against the proposal
restoration. AS usual, with anything he
does in that line, IL was full of misrepresen-
tation. 1t is high time that this old fossil
was laid upon the shelf.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
A Clothes Call.
San Frnncisco Post.


Tho London dispatches inform us that yes
terday Lord Glenarvon had q Mt In Poole's tai
lor shop, and was sent homo In critical state.
II the English tourists passing through here
nre anything 10 go by, II is safe 10 aflirm that
the above mentioned is tho only fit that ever
lssned from that establishment.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
How 10 Hang Him.

Frcdcrick lMd) Tlmes
And when the last Friday In June dawns,
let IL be the quietest hanging ever witnessed In
this country, and before the smallest audience.
Notoriety is all that is left to the assassin. Let
him haye ms little of that rs possible,
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
How They pardoned.
poston Gioho


Gov. Andrew believed in pardons, and In his
administration he let out 760; 12I during his
last year. Gov. CASTOR pardoned 81, Gov. Rice
about 60 per annum, and Gov Talbot 81. IL
average, as he has pardoned only SO, 80 in
1850 and AZ in 1881.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
should Have Hired n Hack.

practical youth in Raleigh, N. O., who had
invited a young lady to attend n public enter
tainment, employed two colored men to clean
dozen street-crossings between her house and
the hall that she might walk dry shod.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
His Ewes Arc wide Omen,

Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
If Mr.. Arthur were blindfolded he might ac-
cidentally thrust Federal commission into
some Half-breed's hands. There arc no In
dicatlons that Mr.. Arthur will ever do this
with his eyes open.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
How Hannibal Hamlin Hons.

Tho Denver Tribune is in receipt OF oxclu-
sive intelligence from the Spanish capital that
"old man Hannibal Hamlin has so far adapted
himself to the conventionalities of the Spanish
court that he can dance the fandango to the
sensuous music OF the Lutte as skillfully as the
most accomplished Don in all Madrid"
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
Another One Gone.
noctnn Doe.

Boston Post.
The Globe says: "a man fell in the streets OF
Washington the other day. AS q hackman was
picking him up he uttered' the one word,
'0mcel fell back and expired" All, one Ohio
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
Must Have Ii.
ID. Dodd.

The war statistics exhibit the extraordinary
fact that over two-thirds OF the volunteers dur
ing ,he rebellion were married men. There
are times when man Is bound TO have peace
even II he has 10 look for II at the 'front.'
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
Five Dollars an Hour.

Philadelphia Chronicle Herald.
This snow storm has made an awful stretch
on the financial back bone OF the young man
who does up things in style for his girl. This
young man Will be glad 20 know that tho
prospects arc that the sleighing will not last
lgnr.
The Evening critic., 1882-02-09
LOST AND FOUND.

T OST-THE 9TH INST, BETWEEN SIX
- teenth, Twentieth and X and Mass. ave. n.
W., three cabinet photographs and one larger. The
finder will be rewarded by leaving the same at
I'LL street northwest. Decker g. Co. feS-3t
r OST-ON THE 18th OF JANUARY AND
IL again on the 2Sth, small black and tan
Scotch Terrier dog had on when first lost, tag 65f
believedto have been taken off. Liberal reward
If delivered at 1011 street northwest bet. Tenth
and Eleventh streets. feS-3t