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Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

A few Plymouth church members and a good many Sands-strset Metho dist Church members uorshipped yesterday in the Sands-street Methodist Church, Brooklyn. Pastor J. $. Breckenridge preached from the text, 'I am the vine, ye are the branches" and in the course of the sermon he took occasion to des- cribe religious sects. 'Sects," he said, ''are in many respects like insects. Let a lot of insects hover around an elephant and each one sees it In different way. One crswls up his leg and reports to the others that an elephant IS 8 tall, cylin- drical, black body. Another has ahghted on the elephants tusk. and declares that the monster is a hard. white mass of ivory. A third sits down under the ele- phant, looks up and vows that an ele- phant is black cloud, which over shadows the heavens; while fourth perchss on its back and cannot be con- vinced that Rn elephant is not Q vast level plain. No one religious sect can comprehend or represent the whole Jumbo of truth in itself."-lN. Y. Sun, July 3lst
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

IRE Republican club has kept well on iee' It now has a membership of one hundred and seventy-two.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

They've got the telegraph through Jerusalem now, and if the miracle busi- ness were in progress there at present we should have a special giving full particulars the next day.-BOstOn Post.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

O. thirty-three graves at Lake Valley, twenty-eight are of persons killed by Indians, three of rustlers killed by eiti- zens. and the other two, those of Dr. Kallenberg, murdered by Chas. Noes per, and of Buckler who was crushed in the machinery.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

The estimate of the revenue of the Dutch East Indies for the current year shows a deficit of s3.S35.OOO at least. Last year the deficit was estimated at SI,OO0,OO0. but proved to be S5,OOO,OOO. For the six years ending with 1882 the Minister of Finance put 1t at Sl2,5OO,- GOO. The Acheen troubles, not over even now, have been no joke for Hol- land, where living IS very dear and taxa tiOn heavy.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

TEE apologist IS, naturally enough, surprised that the Republicans want a man of brains for Delegate to Congress. No such qualifications are expected in a Democratic candidate.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

An exchange says that ''Sweet sixteen is all bosb when referring to Q girl At that age she is the crossest and most i'm pudent of any period of her life, being too old to spank, and not old enough to box her mother"
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

HE European chess board promises some interesting movements very soon.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

THE liquor men of Chicago advocate a high license as the. best and most prac- tical method of suppressing immoderate drinking.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

"CaD pa make a circus, msY q don't know, Johnny. I suppose he could if he had a great deal of money to buy horses and wild animals. But why do you ask, Johnny" O, nothing much. Only saw than GastOn fellow that you told Sis not to have anything to do with, standing with his arm around her at the back gate last night, and he said to Sis, I s'pose if your old man came around now he would make circns' and Sis laughed and said: You bet Chicago Tribune.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20

Mrs. Lincoln left a mysterious letter with Chicago Safe Deposit company, with instructions that it should be open ed only after her death. A large white envelope contained a smaller yellow one, in which in turn was mourning bordered envelope on which was writ ten: "To be opened by the county judge Of Cook county after the death of Mrs. Lincoln" It was opened the oth- CT day by Judge LOomis, who, however, declines Co make it's contents public.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20
THE APPoRTIoNSiEET.

We republish the new apportionment for Arizona as officially announced by the Governor:
 Council: Apache, l; Cochise, l; Co., cLise and Graham, l; Maricopa and Gila, l; Pima, ?; Pima and Pinal, l; Yu- ms and Mohave, l; Ysvapai, 1. Total l2- House: Apache, 1; Cochise, 3; Maricopa, 9; Pima, 3; Mohave, l; Graham, l; Pinal, l: GiIa, l; Yavapai, 8; Yuma, l. Total 24.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-08-20
The Ground Hog Did Nd Surrire.


 A few mornings ago a man living near Wolf Creek was attracted by the bark ing of his dogs, and going to where they had treed a ground hog on the side of a mountain, he found mm m a hollow log with the entrance lying up hill. He procured a long pole to reach the game, but this being too short he crawled in to lengthen the pole, and hung his toes over the eud of the log. In this position be lost his hold, and down he went in the log on top of the ground hog, and a lively fight began. The mans superior strength prevailed, but not till he had been bitten in eleven places and badly scratched and scared. But the trouble had not ended. He could not crawl backward up hill, so he was prisoner in critical, not to say ridiculous, position with no means of escape Fortunately at this frightful juucture, the family became uneasy and went out to see what had happened, and were mortified at the discovery. Finally, after a round of cursing, praying, and crying, the victim was cut out of the log, "set right side up," clothed and ID his right mind, but the ground hog was dead.
 Some terse proverbs: Russian. Pray | to God, but continue to TOW to the shore" Sanscrit, Silence IS the orna- ment of the ignorant" China, "There are two good men; one dead and the other unborn" Tsmul, "The handle of the aI is the enemy of its kind" Per sian, "One pound of learning requires | ten pounds of common sense to apply it. Arab, "Ihe best part of repentance is little shining" Arab, "The con- temptation of vice IS a vice" Arab, ~It is hard to chase and catch two hsres. Modern Greek, Two vatermelons can not be carried under one arm"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21

The State Fair has united with it in one COM
.bined exposition the State Wool Growers and
Sheep Breeders Association, State Horticultu-
raj society and the State Poultry and Pet Stock
Association and offers grand aggregate OF
so, 600 IN PREMIUMS
No legitimate feature neglected, but mary
attractive novelties added.
COUNTRY DISPL AVS A SPECIALITY
The Soldiers Reunion will last through fair
week Tents free and and rations at cost 1t
is confidently expected there will be thirty
thousand Veterans in line on the Fair Grounds
Veterans Day when they will be addressed by
JAS. q. Blaine, Maine Neal Dow, Maine;
Speaker Keifer, Ohio; Gen John Coburn, In
diana; Col. Streight, Indiana; Col. ii. White,
Pennsylvania; Col. Carr, Illinois; Gen. Van
dervoort, Commander in chief &. A. X. WASH
ington ID. C.. and others.
All of whom have positively agreed to attend
Other attractions of State Fair week at Topeka
are: Reunion of Patrons of Husbandry who
will be addressed by Hon. Geo. II. Lorng, U.
5. Commissioner of Agriculture.
Annual Tournament OF the Kansas Band I'm
ion for prizes aggregatinr 500,
Grand encampmeDt of the Kansas state mi
litia uniformed and under arms, by order of
Maj Gen 7. J. Anderson commanding.
Railroad rates will be reduced to one cent
per mile on the san fe and the Union Pacific,
while other roads will make prop,rtionate re-
auctions. GEO. Y. JOHNSON,
Secretary of State Fair Association,
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The Pennsylvania Quarrel.

The propositions submitted by the
regular Republican State Committee
of Pennsylvania, at its meeting on
Wednesday, are of such character
that the so-called Independent Re-
publicans" must accept them, or be
condemned by the universal Republic
can sentiment of the country. The So
called Regulars propose that both
state tickets be submitted to popu-
lar vote of the Republican party at
primaries, the ticket receiving the
majority of the votes to be united by
both factions; or, that the Republican
party, at the primaries, select ticket
by popular vote; or that new con-
ventiOn, under the rules adopted by
the Continental Hotel conference of
Stalwarts and Indepen Tents, be held
on the fouth Wednesday in August;
or, that Il new convention be held un-
der the rules adopted by the Republi-
can convention Of the 10th of May
last.
1t is absolutely certain that if the
quarrel between the two factions i'm
Pennsylvania is not reconciled, the
Democratic candidates will be elected.
Every Republican should, therefore,
be willing to make sacrifices of indi-
vidual opinion and preference for the
general welfare of the party. And if
the Independent Republicans" are
not willing to accept some one Of the
four propositions made by the "regu-
lars" they will forfeit the respect OF
all true Republicans. The PROPOSE
tons are eminently fair. They would
be satisfactory to any person except
the chronic mischief maker and intOl-
Grant bigot who regards his own
opinions and wishes above those of
any and all other persons.
The Champion does not entertain a
very high respect for the political
methods and practices of Senator
Cameron. But it is certainly true
that the committee representing the
faction to which Mr.. Cameron belongs
has acted wisely, and shown laud-
able disposition to reconcile existing
troubles i'll the party, by the adoption
OF the propositions above mentioned.
Ii the ''Independentsn reject them all,
Republicans all over the country will
be compelled to conclude that they are
simply gang of political shysters and
turbulent demagogues, determined,
come whatsoever will of disaster and
defeat to the party, upon gratifying
their personal hates.-Atchison Cham
piOn.
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Nothing Short of Unmistakable
Benefits

Conferred upon tens of thousands Of
sufferers could originate and maintain
the reputation which Ayers SARsA-
PARILLA enjoys. 1t is compound of
the best vegetable alternatives, with the
Iodides of Potassium and Iron, all
powerful, bloOd-making, blood-cleansing
and DEMONSTRATING and is the most
efiectual of all remedies for scrofu.
lous, mercurial, or blood disorders.
Uniformly successful ard certain, it
produces rapid and complete cures Of
Scrofula, Sores, Boils, Hum6rs, PIN
piles, Eruptions, Skin Diseases and all
disorders arising from impurity of the
blood. BY its invigorating effects it
always relieves and often cures Liver
Complaints, Female Weaknesses and
Irregularities, and is a potent remover
Of waning vitality. For purifying the
blood it has no equal. 1t tones up the
system, restores and preserves the
health, and imparts vigor and energy.
For forty years it has been in extensive
use. and is to-day the most available
medicine for the suffering sick.
For sale by all druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21
Mothers, Mothers !! Mothers

Aae you disturbed at night and broken of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with the
excruciating pain of cutting teeth ! If so go al
once and geta bottle of Hrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup. 1t win relieve the poor little sufferer
mmediately-depend upon it; there is no mistake
abOutlt. There is not mother on earth who has
ever used it, who will not tell you at once that il
will regulate the bowels, and give rest to the
mother, and relief and health to the child. opera
ting like magic, 1t is perfectly safe to in all
cases, and pleasant to the taste, and is the pre-
scriptIon of one of the oldest and Oest female
physicians and nurses In the United States. Sold
everywhere. % cents a bottle.
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Visible improvement.

Mr.. Noah Bates, Elmira, n. Y,
writes "About four years ago 1 had
an attack of bilious fever, and never
fully recovered. My digestive organs
were weakened and I would be COM
pletely Frustrated for days. After
using two bottles of your Burdock
Blood Bitters the improvement was
so visible that / was astonished. /
can now, though 81 years of age, do a
fair and reasonable days work.
For sale by II. d. Stevenson.
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NERVOUS DEBILITY:
| CURE QUA EsANTEED

DIR. +. c. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
TENT specific for Iysieria Dizziness, Con-
ulsiOrs. Nervous Eeadach-, Mental Depression,
Joss OF Memory, Spermaiorrhpa, iI8po;ency,
Involuntary Emissions. Premature Old age,
caused by over-exertlon, seif-abuse, or over-in-
diligence. which leads 10 misery, decay and
death One box will cure recent cases. Each
box contains one month treatment. One dollar
i box, or six boxes fo- FIVE dollars sent by mail
prepaid on receipt Of price We guarantee six
boxes To cure any case. With each order received
Dy Us for six boxes, accompanied with five dollars
We will send the purchaser our written guarantee
to return the money if the treatment does not eff
feet a cure. Guarantees issued only when the
treatment is ordered direct from us Address
JOHN G. WEST IL CO., Sole Proprletors, Isl 81
1s5 W Madison St, Chicago, Ill. Sold by K. L.
Stevenson, lola, Kansas.
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A COUGH, COLD OR SORE THROAT should
be stopped. Neglect frequently results in an
INcURABLE LUNG DISEASE OR CONSUMPTION
BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES do not
disorder the stomach like cough syrups and bal
sans, but act directly on the infamed parts,
give relief in ASTHMA, BRoSCHrTIs, CoUGHs,
CArARRH, and the THROAT TROUBLES which
SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS are subject to-
For thirty years Browns Bronchial Troches
have been recommended by physicians, and
have always given perfect satisfaction. Having
beetn ested by wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained we'll
merited rank among the few staple remedies Of
the age. Sold At % cents u box everywhere.
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The Hon. John Francis the first and

The Hon. John Francis, the first and
only State Treasurer, who could be
trusted to keep the funds of the State
is a candidate for reelection. We
he will be nominated. The people of
Kansas can rest in safety that there
will be no need of an investigation, or
danger Of impeachment, while he holds
the funds--and this a comfort that is
Observation-Disclosures City Unnion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21
Republican, state Convention

A delegate convention of the republicans Of
the state of Kansas will he held in the citv of
Topeka on Wednesday the 9th day of August,
1SS2, at the hour of four O'Clock p. m. for the
purpose of nominating candidates for the
following Offices:
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court.
Governor.
Lieutenant Governor.
Secretary of State.
Auditor.
State Treasurer.
Attorney General.
Superintendent of Public Instruction.
And for the purpose of electing Republican
State Central Committee.
The basis of representation in said convention
shall be one delegate and one alternate for every
three hundred and fifty votes, or any fraction
thereof of one hundred and seventy five
or more cast for presidential electors at
the November election in 1880, and one
delegate and one alternate for each unorganized
county attached to an organized county for
municipal purposes prior to April 2S, lss2;
Which delegates and alternates are apportiOned
to the several counties as follows:
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$1,000 Forfeit /!

Having the utmost confidence ia its superiority
over ali Others, and after thousands Of tests of
the most complicated and severest case we could
find. we feel justified in offering to forfeit One
Thousand Dollars for any case of coughs, colds.
sore throat, influenza, hoarseneness, bronchitis,
consumption, in its early stages, wheoping
cough, and all diseases Of the throat and lungs,
except Asthma, for which we only claim relief,
thar we can't cure with Vests Cough Syrup,
when taken according to directions. Sample
bottles IS and 80 cents large bottles one dollar
Genuine wrappers. only In blue Sold by all
druggists, or sent by mail on receipt Of price.
JOHN q. WEST CO., sole propristprs, Isl &
1881 Madison St, Chicago, H.
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Trouble Saved.

1t is remarkable fact that Thomas
Electric Oil is as good for internal as
external use. For disease of the lungs
and throat, and for rheumatism, neu-
ralgia, crick in the back, wounds, and
sores, it is the best known remedy, and
much trouble is saved by having it on
hand. For sale by r. b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21

How often persons have been annoy
ed by burs clinging to their dress or
clothing, aud how seldom have they,
when cleaning them Of given 1t o
thought that Rurdock Root II the most
valuable blood cleanser and purifier
known, and Is sold by every druggist
under the name Of Burdock Blood
Bitters. Price LOO. For sale by r.
B. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21
After six long Years.

G. C. Jacobs, IS Folsom Street,
Buffalo, writes that for six long years
he had tried every known remedy to
cure him of piles, also had been treat
ed by physicians without success,
when he was Ultimately cured by
Thomas Eclectric Oil. For sale by
r.. 3. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21

1t is recommended that the delegates from
each county be selected in county convention on
the 29th day of July, lS22, unless different
time he designated by the Republican central
committees. 1t is further recommended that
the various county central committees give
1T least two weeks notice Of the time desigla-
ted for the election of delegates by publication
in the county papers.
BY order of the republican state central cGm-
mittee. j. Il. JOHNSON, Chairman.
j. z. HARRIS, Secretary.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21

Every little snubnosed, small brain.
ed edition in the county is harping
about the "damnable villainy of politi-
cal assessments" At the same time
it is well known fact that their own
harvest comes only when in a local
campaign they have an OppOr-
tunity of assessing the various candi-
didates for county offices.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21

STATE OF KANSAS,
Allen County,
Matthew NJ. McKinstry, Pitt,
Mary A. Scott, ct al, Defts. }
Ry virtue Of an execution t. me directed and
delivered, issued out of the Seventh District
Court of the State Of kaGsis, sitting in and fol-
Allen county, in said State, will, on
Tuesday, the Sth day of August, 1882,
between the hours of one O'Clock p. IN. and
two o'clock p. m. of said day, at the court
houce in lola, IN the county and State aforesaid
offer at public sale and sell to the highest bid
der, for cash in hand, all the right, tile and
interest of the above named defendants in and
to the following described property, tU-wit
The southwest quarter Of section %, in town.
ship "a, south of range is east, in Allen county,
Kansas, said property levied on, ana TO be sold
as the property of the above named defendant.
Appraised value, S2400. 90.
Sherif's office, lola, July 5, 1882.
DAVID WORST,
Sheriff of Allen county, Kansas.
j. Ii. RICHA RDs, Atty. for Plaintiff
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$500 Reward |!

We win pay the above mentioned reward for
any case of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation or Costive-
neSss We can not cure with Vests Vegetable
Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly COM
piled with. They are purely Vegetable, and
never fail to give satisfaction. Sugar coated.
Large boxes, containing 30 Pills, D cents. Fer
sale by all druggists. Beware of counterfeits and
limitations. The genuine manufactured only by
JOHN C. WEST & CO., 1.-THE Pill Makers - Isl
4 lS3 w. Madison ST. Chicago. Free trial pack
age sent by mail prepaid ON receipt of 5 cent
stamp.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.
METHopIsT EPISCOPAL.

Corner of Jefferson avenue and Broadway st.
Services every Sabbath at ii m. and 80 p, m
Glass meeting immediately after the morning
service Sunday School OF $3.50 a. M, a. s.
HankiHs Superintendent Prayer meeting every
Thursday evening at 80 p. M. Strangers and
visitors in the city and all others cordially inyit-
ed to all these services.
s. s. WFATHEHBY, Pastor.
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Publication Notice.

L NOCCCCJGLOIJ JfOCCCS.
Y. T. Burdett and I. j. Spriggs, partners do
ing business under the firm name OF Burdett &
Spriggs, plaintiffs
Peter GOetz, Defendant
Plaintiffs demand is So. 81.
Notice is hereby given that on the LIST of July
a. ID. 1852, the said plaintiffs commenced u
civil action before j. A. Chrsty, a Justice of
the Peace of leila township, Allen county, Kan
sas, and that said justice issued summons of
garniShment against l.. l.. Northrup return
able July eth, 1882, at O'Clock a. IN. And upon
the return of said SUNNI ms and the answer of
said garIishee, it APP earring that he had in his
hands money to the amount of siXty-three
dollars and it further appearing that sam
mons can not be secured upon said defendant in
Allen county, ssid cause was continued till the
llth day Of August, 1882, at O'Clock, a. IN. at
which time it will he heard and determined
u. L. BURDErT,
i. J. SPRIGGS,
Plaintiffs
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-21

The Christian Church of lola, Allen county,
Kansas, meets at the Court House for wor-
ship every Lords Day in each month at p. m.
j. G.. TODD, Elder.
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BAPTIST.

ON Sycamore Street. Large brick northeast
of the square. Preaching every Sunday at ii a
M and at the usual hour in the evening. Sun
day School at 9:I5 am. a. l.. Dibble, Superin-
tendent. Prayer meeting every Thursday eve
ming at pm. This notice is inserted to assure
you of a warm welcome at any of these services
Il C. CoFFEY, Pastor
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CHRISTIAN.
CHRISTIAN.

Services on first Sunday of every month at II
O'Clock a.. m. at the Court House.
THos. BARTLETT, Pastor.
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PRESBYTERIAN.

Corner Madison Avenue and Western Street
Preaching ut l0is a. m. Sabbath School at
p. m. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening
ALI are invited 20 these services.
K. S. MILLER, Pastor
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SECRET SOCIETIES.
II q A IT
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.

KNIGHTS OF T IHIAS.
lola Lodge No. 4S hold their regular meet
ings, Wednesday evening Of each week, at Odd
Fellows Hall. Visiting brothers from other
lodges will be cordially welcomed.
b. o. DAVIDSON, G.. c.
p. II HARRIS, k..of II. and S.
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BIBLE SOCIETY.

bIbLI OONIE 4.
A supply of Bibles and Testaments may be
found at the Allen County Bible Depository, at
Charles A. Steele's place of business.
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Sherif's Sale.

Attest: j. A. CHRIsrY, j. P.
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I. O. O. f.

KANS. BENEVOLENT SOCIETY.
= Insure in the Kansas Benevolent SOciety-a
life and accident cooperative association, con-
fined to citizens of Kansas-not engaged in haz-
ardous occupations.
GEO. A. BowLUs, Sec'y.