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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

81 GUESS dad wishes we'd all die and go to
heaven, SAID miser's son to his maternal
parent "Why SOP she asked, upon recover
ing from her astonishment "Oh, cause
heavens such cheap place to live in. -
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

GLOW COULD you think OF calling auntie
stupid? Go TO her Immediately and tell her
you are sorry" Freddie goes to his auntie and
saws, "Aunty am sorry you are 80 stupid
Hartford Times
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

CAROLINE, the deodorized petroleum hair re-
newer and restorer, as improved and perfected,
challenges the world and stands without a rival
among the hair dressings, and is a universal
faYorite with the ladies'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

CONGRESSMAN HAEDESBURdH. Of New Jersey,
fell ont OF bed and broke his leg. When a
Congressman once goes TO bed. 1t should be for
an all night session. -LOtreU Citizen.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

PREsKRvE your harness by using Uncle Sans
Harness Oil, which closes the pores, keepe out
dust or danpness, making it soft and plable.
Sold by Harness Makers
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

EXCUSE haste and a bad pen" said the pig,
as he broke ont of his stye and ran of.-Bdl-
tnlOre american.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

EILERr's DAYLIGHT LIVER Pills are a relia-
BILE remedy for blhousness, headache, constipa,
ton and liver diseases, and are the best pre-
ventlve Of fevers known. Sold by Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

Miss LIILIPHAcE says she uses powder merely
to take the shine off her face, but Fogg thinks
she uses it TO take the shine of the other wo-
mems faces.-BOstOn Transcript
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01
skinny Men.

"wells' Health Renewer," restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. Impotence, Sexual
Debility. 81. Druggists. Send for pamphlet
TO E S. WELLS, Jersey City, N. j. .rr
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

''MY big rat. "AIy own darling green rab-
! bit, "The idolized pig of my dreams" ETC.,
was what French wife wrote to Captain OF
artillery, and her husband asked for a separ-
! alton. -f. |r r -.H ...-..
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

are made pallid and unattractive by functional
Irregularities, which Dr. Pierce's " Favorfte Pre-
scripton will infallibly cure Thouss nds OF
testimonials. BY druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

THE Frazer Axle Grease lasts four times as
long as any other Use it, aud save your horses
and wagons. A trial will prove that we are right
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

WHERE machinery Is used the Drew Oil Cup
will save 80 per cent. of OIL Write for circular.
Borden, Seileck 81 Co., Chicago, III.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

MEN should learn humility. AHghtning-bug
has six legs, a man only two.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

WE see in the New York SPIRIT of the
Times mention of the cure of Mr.. George
Drake, AS Fifth street, Indianapolis, Ind,
of severe case of water rheumatism by
the use of st. Jacobs il.--Cincinnah En-
0Hfrer
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

SHE" Patsey, air you extetic ?" Hes Say
what AR you givin' us z" She-"You know /;
air You fond OF broken crockery, and them
things 7"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
Caswell, Hazard o. Co., New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

PASSING around the hat is one way of getting
the cents out Of the meeting.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

HORSES cattle. sheep and hogs are cured Of
distemper, coughs, colds, fevers and most other
diseases by Uncle Sans Condition Powder.
Sold by Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

Hostetter's Stomach Bters ertirpstes dyspepsia with
greater certainty and prompitude than any known
remedy, snd most genial invgorant appetizer and
aid TO secretion These not empty assertions,
thousands Of countrymen and women who have En-.
perieuced its effects aware. but backed mp ~
irrefragable proofs The Bitters also give heathta
stimulus 70 the urinary organs
Sc For sale by al Druggists and Dealers generally
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

TRY the new brand, Spring Tobacco.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-09-01

WHEN WRITING TO ADvRRTIsRRs,
In this paper.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

fore prohibition began the population hav-
ing increased meanwhile less than II5 per
cent.
From this point We start in our inveStiga-
ton, and, in lack of the census for lSSl, We
turn for information TO such cial records
of the cities and villages as are accessible.
| have copies Of number Of these before
me, containing in detail, the expenses for
support of the poor, with the number of
arrests for violation Of the liquor law and
for drunkenness, from 1870 to 1880 inclu-
sivc. find that in the cities of Bath, Els
worth Biddeford, and Belfast the poor ex.
penses have increased not only positively,
but relatively. Thus, in Belfast
where they feed the poor by
contract, il cost every inhabitant
IN 1870, 473l cents to maintain the poor,
and in 1880, $50 cents--a relative increase
of 10 per cent. In Ellsworth, it rose in the
same time from iS to 76 cents--a relative in
crease of over So per cent; in Biddeford,
from 6S to "A cents-an increase of over s
per cent. and in Bath, from IS to 800
cents-an increase of over % per cent. In
Gardiner there has been small decrease,
falling from 65.4 to 563 cents-a reduction
of nearly II per cent. As the percentage of
arrests for drunkenness in Gardiner, which
was only LOG in 1870, has risen to l.S0 in
1854 heavier rate than in Bangor, where
prohibition is VIGOROUSLY not enforced,
and much heavier than in Newark, New
Jersey, with its over 200 licensed saloons
this is a nut for the prohibitionists to
crack at their leisure. In the larger towns
there has been decrease of pauperism
during the decade but how and why
Let us examine the records.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
STATE PRESS,

Wa conrass IN a Gael;r, or s.rnr;so o,d
disa nnontmeni hat the 6ortion az t5o anu
ornnr,s n,e.soae raIat;na 70 radnot;or "a
,,aI"ror, al ooo,,rat;n,s 80, w. =; 49, Va az
SINGLE sugoestion as 70 the host nean. Of
Observation-Disclosures, 60 Jas;rahia ~ ~ M,
eoverpor ;s fomilisr WITH tho d;aicrIt;as
That heset tbe NATL IN INN ediota low ' rol
Auction and b;s vie,vo 90 10 Joto;,s n,o.,Id
ho al;l,.. yaiuohIo a,,J a',,rnnr;nIn IT., 80,
vevs tho imnreseion bnwoyer that as Sonn
os ;be rororis Of 10 non,,rajlar w., 10
',rer ave- romnIotod bo u;II ono;,, tolo '" r,,
Tho ouh;ect of tovatior ond rot - Nh
moro ds6niternss In tho n,eant;na oona.
tors and ranr"sentot;ves aro ntfardo5 n an
onnortnnitv that shouid hn ut;i;yaa
~ confor frooI,, u,ith onob a,bar osnnrto ~
Tho nooJe film stoio ond ,I,n co,,nt;aa a,,d
detorminina WI ot ~ to ' ha do,o NJ t ,s.,
constrmct;o95 "f art;c,c . sociin,, ~ v , b
consiitmtion Iwbicb nrcscrihn. Tho lin,it ~
sfotn md cnnn,y tnr,dtin,,N ;s ~ n,at,ar "a,
ouyht 10 bo softfod JoGnitoI,, In, III sossi,,,
fnr In Tho oninior Of NAM, S,oii ia forn,aj
nnrsnne Il nGnr,i. sJmti4,, W. H., l',,oo
lions nj iesTn and - woy o,,t Of tbo coI,i, LII
cotions tbrnotonci hv an ortr;ght roIrction
Of thn state rate Il Is to 5a honoJ NO
,ncnbcr viii aftennt tn soc,,r, tppo a ,io
tion on Tho tov omnstio Nv mil he has ,;y "o
The snbier tho invnsticatinn If mos "ori, ~
Waco Eyominer N'''s"''''' y '''''''''
We want to saw MAINLY that we bovo hpt
little confidence in conventions Sn oftcn
havc thev dcrcnarofed into Rational con.
tests finally defeoiin~ the uishos nf ,ho
neonlc thoi we in common viii - iorne
nronortinn Of orr C,Ilor, c;t;,ons Lo,e 90 20
nuired M littln di,"nst far tben, and did
we not rcgard thcn oS rnoo,sory o,,i,s N,
the selection of district and stare candi.
dates would uroc tbeir abrogotion oito.
rSther EeturniSs f"r = "U ,m06nnt 70 tho
primaries il odmits If no denial hat a mi nil
attendance ia never obt.incd and WE
workers from other nrccincts have hran
! known ,o attend tbcm and in n Ia'ge ,eos.
IRE control their action This nartlv he
cause of slim attendance Int is moiniy bc-
cause those in ATTENDANCE had not hah tLo
/ time. heinp bnsv will their c,ons n ac.
/ quaint themselves viii the whole sit,no,ion
and accented on GOOD 1itb The re ,,r,,,r
! tons of the interloners In n loco( canvass
/ there are MANY matter, that rho naonle
! sLo,,lJ H. 80, Il "a 80 " - w P.NP'S
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

UScLg SAMMY ThpRS may be q little dis.
figured, but he Is still In the ring, and he
and Boss KELLY enjoy hating and fighting
each other as much as ever. A republican
view OF the situation Is as follows from tho
Globe Democrat, "As between KELLY aud
TitprS the New York democrats arc com.
ing 10 think they are confronted on one hand
by the devil and on the other by the deer
sea. kxily andhis Tammany crowd hardly
call themselves democrats now, but they
have votes enough 10 beat the democratic
ticket every time. TiLpgS retains his grin
on the party Of JEfrsRsos and Jackson,
aud Il Is as useless to try to shake him of
rs Il Is TO dream Of carrying the state
against the opposition of Tammany hypoc.
risy and selilshness. Not a fcw believe tina,
TiIprS Is shrcwdly laying his plans TO SO.
cure the democratic nomination for COVER.
nor Of New York this year, NJ stepping.
stone 70 the presidential nomination IN
1884. His locil henchmen are already al
work, and most democrats Of national 70.
puie are careful 10 visit UScLk SAMUEL
when they 60 10 New York"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
Trustworthy Data as to Pauperlsm.

1t is only in the latter ccnsuses
that we have any trustworthy data con-
corning paupcrism, and the last census,
which is likely to be the most accurate, Is
not yet published. The proper time to
take the returns would be upon February
I, when at this maximum, instend OF which
II was taken on June 4, when at Its mimi
mnm. On that date, In 1870, there were In
the United States 1879 persons received
public relief or one In every to3.32 Of III,
population. In Maine, At that date. ",
ind 3.6St paupers, or one. In every lI2.R
of the population, During that. year
one In 1880 received public relief there
an increase OF over 1nV pei
cent. over the number In 1850, the year be
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
The May Music Festivals.

We publish in another column an inter.
view with Mr.. Theodore Thomas, in which
he gives many important details of the com.
ing music festivals in this city, In Cincin.
natl and in Chicago. The programmes
have already appeared in the Herald, but
Mr., Thomas clearly and conciscly ex.
plains them and points out the reasons for
selecting the music to.be sung, which is
at once interesting and instructive. His
description Of the formation Of the vast
ohoruses, the method by which he gather.
ed and rehearscd the i've thousand vocal.
lists, his opinions as TO the distinguished
characteristics Of American choral bodies,
arc valuable contributions TO tho history OF
music In America, as coming fromone who
has been identified for many years with
the development OF thai art
here aud In the principal cities Of
the country. What he has to say Ia
the Hcralds readers Is put forth simply
and forcibly rs the result OF thoughtful con.
sidsration OF the subject. This augurs well
for the success OF the festivals under his III
rection, for such undertakings can only sue
coed when directed by one who Is thor
onghly In earnest and deeply impressed
with the good which will result. not to him
self but to the cause Of music IN America
IN. Y. Herald. /IU.t.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

TnrSt. Louis Post.Dispatch in common
with the rest of mankind, has unlimited
faith In the possibilities of the youth who
victimixed the son and grandson OF two ia,
nous presidents, The P,.D. remarks
"Thc bunko artist who 'conhdenccd
CnAILrs FRANCIS ADAMS saoud sell Mn
HENRY WARD BEEcurE some spielmark.
and then go over to Europe and try to In
duce EXTERIOR WILLIAM To JON with him in
scheme to rob the rotsdam accommoda,
ton train. lie seems to be persuasive
YOUTH"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

A NUMBER of journals throughout the
country are exceedingly severe on Gov.
nnSoR CGirrESpES for his conduct in the
JANIS business, some of them even going
50 far rs to insist that he should be indicted
as an accessory before the fact for wanton
murder. This is rather severe ON the cxecu.
tive ola state, who was making strenuous
and constant efforts to rid his people of DIES,
perate and bloody outlaws, though legally.
under no circumstances In life, has man
the RICH, wantcnly to slip up and kill an.
other.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
Splendid joke ON His Wife,

Dave Gondy is one of the dryest jokcis
in the world and he had just as soon play
n joke on one Of his own family as not.
Dawes wife is friend of his, and so she is
subject to his jokes, She hates Indians,
aid always locks the doors when she sees
beggars who camp around Beaver
Dam coming toward the house. Dave
knew this, so lie hired an Indian 10 20
up TO the house and got in, with pass key.
and beg pair OF Dawes old pants of the
good wife, which she would gladly give to
get rid of him, and then offered the Indian
fifty cents II he would 20 right into the par.
Tor and put the pants on. Dave thought II
would be splendid joke on his wife, aud. he
got drug store man named Griilis to 10
with him and watch the fun from dis.
lance, The Indian got into the house. and
when he asked for pair ofpants the good
lady saw through the joke and she gave
him Dawes Sunday pants, and he went into
the parlor and was going to
put them OH. This was too
much for her. and she went TO the
kitchen aud got a dipper OF hot water, No
body knows exactly what occurred, bat
Dave aud Griilis suddenly saw an Indian
come out OF the front door, with one leg IN
a pair of black docskin pants and the other
pant leg dangling in the air, and the Indian
yelled as though he was in pain, and he
pulled out for the camp up the lake abou,
six miles, AS he passed the two gentlemen
the Indian said; "Squaw heap spunky.
Ugh Hot water" and he was gone. Dave
went home and asked what the news was
and found he was out u pair OF Sunday
pants, In the pocket of which was So In
money, and his wife says when he wants tc
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

Thar shrewd old politician and diplomat
PRIScR GoRrscnAKorr, who has really been
Russia Tor the past twenty-five years
has been relieved as the ears premier on
account of years and ill.health, and has
been succeeded by NJ, pE GIERs. What cf.
feet this change will have, il any, on the
policy of Russia, II is as yet impossible to
forescc, but 1t will likely be productive OF
results. one by one the old European war
horses are dropping out.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
lyuuCO In ISOstOu

There is want of capacity in Boston to
seize some plain deas-an Indifference to
certain definite conyentionalities- down.
right simplicity of intellect that must
greatly startle and astonish the ordinary
rogue. It must be exceedingly discourage
ing to u sport" to be called upon to prove
that he has won the game after he has
shown that he holds all the winning cards,
and We shall not be astonished ii We hear
one of these days that this
fraternity has given up Boston in
disgust, and that II Boston man
wants to tempt fortune ut any game OF
chance he will have to come to this city.
II is an accepted conviction In bunco circles
that il gentleman of rcspeotability has
hccn invciglcd into a little game and has
signed ch,cSs, that he will quietly honor
the same, rather than let the knowledge
of his indiscrction be hruitcd abroad. But
behold this primary principle of the whole
bunCo system suddenly brought, TO naught
over the name OF man of such
extreme aud overwhelming responsibility
us Mr.. Charles Francis Adams. Fortu.
natcly the family of Mr., Adams are people
of rather robust good sense. They are OF
opinion that il there is anything shameful
IN the tact that an old gentleman ot feeble
mind was complaisant aud yielding toward
one whom he believed TO be the son OF al,
old friend, the shame Is not on the gentle.
mans side, and their taking this point OF
view and not fearing publicity may land
an ingenious scoundrcl In the Massachusetts:
State prison. New York Herald.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
FRIDAY, APRIL IA. 1882.
NOTICE TO ADvERmsEKs.

Advertisers are hereby notified that il
they wish any changes for Sundays issue
in their standing "ads,' or new ones in
place Of those now in the paper, they must
send them in to-day and tomorrow by
noon. It's necessary that they do this to
give us time to comply with their desires.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

VIZ desire to say to our subscribers and
patrons that our losses by the recent flood
ing of our building are so heavy we would
be glad II those in arrears with us would
try and settle with us at once Such action
on their part would very materially assist
us at present in the purchase of new stock
and repairs upon machinery, and other
articles necessarily requirAg considerable
outlay OF money
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

AFTER GOVERNOR CAMERON, of Virginia,
won national fame us u great sea captain
bygobbling up the oyster pirates around
Delaware bay, the prisoners We're sentenced
to a year each in the pcnitentiary. The
governor now comes forward and pardors
most Of them. We are afraid this is some
what like the cat when 1t turns the rat
loose-he likes the fun of running them
down.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

COTTAGES at watering places mean simply
an aggregation of thirty or forty ROOMS.
There Is not so much romance In such cot
tages by the sea after all.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

As we were the only paper in the state
giving an account of the capture of FRANK
JACKSON, our article thereon of the list of
April has been very extensively copied.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

QUEEN VIcToRIAs ieeblcncss is said to
be greater than the ENGLISH press will adj
nit, and she is reported as showing her age
badly. The old lady is now sixty-thrcc
years of age. ALBEIT EDWARD has waited
long time, but II looks US il his waiting
were nearly finished.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

OWING TO the continued unpropitous
weather, the HERALD is again compelled
to appear with rather meagre Geographic
reports. We trust, however, thai we shall
tomorrow morning be enabled to present
our usual exhaustive summary of all that
has TRANSFERRED
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

TIE present legislature seems determine
ed to enact stringent measures looking to
the regulation of railroad passenger and
freight traffic. The wisdom of such course
Is another question.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

poLiTIcs in New York, on the republican
side of the house, AT least are getting warm,
and there are three or four district cliques
or factions after the nominations and AN
tagonistic to all the others.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

Atlanta Constitution: Bill More, of the
Augusta News, has devoted his life to
breaking down the superstition that hangs
about the number thirteen. He has room
thirteen at the hotel wears numbcr thir.
teen shoes, is engaged to thirteen girls
smokes thirteen cigars day, and comes to
Atlanta thirteen times wear
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

AS the president has at last completed
his cabinet, there is no reason why the ad-
mnistration should not go vigorously TO
work.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14

WINTER fingered considerably yesterday
in this section.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-04-14
Announcement.
For 0.ountu U-lrrli.

nn-Ali Announcement for once must no
Paid FOR In Advance.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1882-04-06
EARLY REORGANIZATION.

The Democratic party should begin ut
once to grid its "Ds for the fall campaign
1t may be compelled to conduct a severe
contcat against II combination of disaffected
eomenls, backed by the power of tho
Federal Administration; but every day Of
delay every, Indication of listlcsncss or
apathy of Justification, will add to the
difficulty Of achieving substantial victory.
There can be no more certain way of &c
veloping opposition tlinn hy contcmptuously
despsing it. n wise nation averts war hy
being amply prepared for it; so discreet
party discounts all dangers in advance by
mnnifesting its ability triumphantly to sur
mount them.
Six years Of uncontcsted power have
made US over confident. Politicians are
beginning to believe that success in the
Democratic primary is sure title to Office,
aud believing this, to regard other Demo
Gratis as rivals and enemies instcd Of essen
tihl allies in the general issue. This is all
wrong. Fatt;ona fights are the kncll of
party supremacy. Indications are that an
effort will be made to present a solid arrav
ag inst the Democratic candid dates, and it
can be met only by Il united, enthusiast,
anu coHHicuI DGWociacy. IL ensure THIS
unity, we must begin at once to rcorganize
to catch up straggers md gather in re-
cruits, to put our fnrces in the fold before
the enemy has n chance to effect any organ.
izntion. Summer is too lato. With the
opening spring should be soundcd the sum.
mons, und by early summer all details of
party management and machinery should
be fully arranged. The Democracy, for its
own good, needs opposition to bring out
it's latent force, its dormant energies and its
strongest leaders In 1876 the best ruco
were brought to the front and another suoh
contest would bring them out again or raise
up new leaders.
Let US organize ani organize quickly.
Procrus,naiion is tho thief of time
NeDs and Herald