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say, sir, that, in accusing you of that,
they do you great injustice
When Daniel O'Connell, while con-
Quoting a.casc before Lord Norbury,
observed, Pardon, my lord, ! am afraid,
your lordship does not apprehend me-
the chiefjustice, (alluding to report
that O'Connell 'had avoided duel by
surrendering himself to the police re-
torted, Pardon me, also; no one is
more easily apprehended that Mr.. o.
Connell-whenever he wishes to be ap-
pretended"
Lord Peterborough, showing some
Impotence at a barrister's speech, the
gentleman paused and said, as it the
pleasure of the court that / should pro-
ceed with my statement" pleasure,
sir, has been out of the question for a
long time; but you may proceed"
One day at dinner Curran sat oppo-
site Lord Norbury, who was famous for
his severity as a judge. "Curran,"
asked Norbury, "is that hung beef be-
fore your" "You try it, my lord"
answered Curran, "and it's sure to be-"
81 hear" said somebody to Jekyll,
"that our friend Smith, the attorney, is
dead, and leaves very few effects" at
could scarcely be otherwise" returned
Jekyll,, che had so very few causes"
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THE BIRTHPLACE OF BURNS.

Though Scotland boasts a thousand names
OF patriot. king and peer,
Tho noblest, grandest of them all
Was loved and Graded here;
Here lived the gentle peasant prince,
The loving cotter king.
Compared with whom the greatest lord
Is but titled thing.
It's but cot rooted in with straw,
A hovsl made OF clay;
One door shuts out the snow and storm,
One window greets the day.
And yet stand within this room
And hold all thrones in scorn,
For here, beneath this lowly thatch,
Loves sweetest bard was born.
Within this hallowed hut feel
Like one who clasps shrine,
When the glad lips at last havo touched
The something deemed divine;
And here the world through all the years,
As long as day returns,
The tribute of its love and tears
Will pay TO Robert Burns.
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unsoiioltod testimony to the Efficacy OF
Ffof. harris toastIies, taken from let-
tero received from Patrons.

HARRIS REMEDY CO. MFG CHEMISTS.
Market and 9th SITS. ST. LOUIS, Mo.
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VICK,S
illustrated Floral Guide

For 1892 is an elegant book of 1870 pages two coored
plates Of flowers and than 1000 illustrations OF
the choicest flowers plants and vegetables and drec-
tions for growing. IL is handsome enough for the
center table holiday present Send on your name
and post Office address with 10 cents, and Will send
you copy, postage paid. This is not quarter of its
cost IL is printed in both English and German. If
you afterwards order seeds deduct the 10 cents.
Vick's seeds the best in the world. The Floral
Guide will tell how 10 get and grow them.
Vick's Flower and Vegetable Garden, l75 pages.
oolored plates 800 engravngs For so cents in paper
covers sl.0O IN elegant cloth In German Eng
lish.
Vick's illustrated Monthly Magazine--32 pages, q
colored plate in every number and many fine engrav-
men numbers sent for 10 cents trial copies for 25
conts Address,
642 JAMES WICK, Rochester, N. Y
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TO CONSERVATIVES.

The advertiser having been permanently cured Of
that dread disease, consumption by n simple remedy,
means of cure. To all who desire &c, he will send
copy of the prescription used, free Of charged with
the directions for preparing and using the same which
they will find sure cure for coughs and colds, con-
sumption, asthma, bronchitis, &c.
Parties wishing the prescription, VIII please adj
burgh, NY. osvyi
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IA ksKAN

MO Is uHAoouhiHrto WITH TIE GEOGRAPHY or nus c
lay WILL srE pY IxAf,il,Ino 1ns MAP rAA1 Inr
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folded.
She reached out her hands-pretty
little hands by the way, though triAe
red. She walked a few yards forward
and bowed.
A litter ran about the circle, for led
Ludkins, the dullest fellow in the vii
lagc, blushed even to the roots of his
carroty hair, as the girl bowed to him.
Then she turned, walked straight in
the opposite direction, and knelt upon
one knee.
A loud peal of laughter, then "Oh,
Pm sorry" from many lips, greeted
Cindy's second task.
Little Jane Bruce was poor de-
formed girl Of IA; her face was disfg-
ured by hare lip, her features distort-
ed by blood.red birth-mark upon one
cheek. She blushed painfully when
Cindy knelt before her, and, though she
knew it was not meant. for stigma,
still her face plainly showed the pain at
her heart.
Then Cindy arose, turned anxiously
about, and in her heart hoped that the
recipient Of her next favor would be
some one for whom she cared not a
straw. 1t must have been fate that
led her, for she walked straight to the
corner where the "folks from the big
house" stood with their city friends
She paused in front Of the youngest of
the latter, and lifted up her lovely face.
The young mans face was puzzle
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EARS FOR THE MILLION
Foo ChoOs- BaIsam Of Sharks OIL.

Positively Restores tho Hearing, and is the Only Alb
solute cure for deafness known.
This Oil is extracted from peculiar species Of
small White Shark, caught IN the Yellow Sea,
known Caroharadon Rondeleti Every Chinese
fisherman knows IL. Its virtues as restorative of
gearing were discovered by Buddhist Priest about
the year l4l0 its cures were so numerous and many
seemingly miraculous, that tho remedy was ofilc-
ally proclaimed the entire Empire. Its use be-
universal that for 800 years deafness
has existed among the Chinese people. Sent, charg
es prepaid, TO any address ut al per bottle.
Only Imported by HAYLoCK & CO.,
Sole Agents for America. Dey St., New York.
B4s
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MORTGAGE SALE.

NOR sALE.-so acres of land on Long Lake road,
Il five miles from the city. For particulars enquire
at the ARGUS office.
The Ripley advertiser. [volume] (Ripley, Miss.) 1843-1897, 1882-03-04
A Wedding in WYOMING.

This is the way . lack}.s'woo4s
Justice of the peace marrios 'em in
faroff Wyoming: "a y.-.
"Grip your fins! Amos Peabody,
do ye Solemnly sw'aE that ye'll
freeze to Mandy iuroyer an ever.
That yell loye 'er, and Provide Inr
'er an treat 'er sqp$ar' an right, ac.
cordlnI to the rules an regulations
sot down to govern sich cases in
the laws . the United States, SO
help yer Gcd?' ,...,., ...
"Yaas, sir, l DO, eIr,"
"That fixes your end O the bar
gain. Mandy Thomas, do you sol.
emnIy, sw'ar that yell hang on tc
Amos fur all comm time; that yell
nuss him in sickness and be Squai
to him in weIlness; that yell alIaes
be to him a good, true, honest, up
an'-up wife under the penalties pre-
scrbed by the laws for the punish
ment Of sich ofenses; do yer swal
this, so help yer God?"
Il swar l will" ....a..
''Then by the powerin me vestoi
as justice o the peace, in an ful
this preeinct, I pronqnCe you, Amos
Peabody, usban1. an you, 'Mand.
Thomas, wife, an legalize yo to re
main as 5ich now an forever more
am yen stand committed till The
| fees an costs in this case be paid il
full, an may ma God have mercy OF
yer souls, an bless this union. will
His haftiest blessings -TQloyelan'
Loader. ,-r, r
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Specific Against Typhoid.

DR., Guillasse, Of the French navy,
in paper on typhoid fever, speaks
of the great benefit which has been
derived from the use of coffee. He
has, found that no sooner have the
patients few. table-spoonfals Of ii
than their features become relaxed
and they come to their senses. The
next day the improvement is such
as to leave no doubt shat the artl.
Gle is just the specific needed, I'm.
der the influence The stupor is dis,
PEELED and the patient rouses from
The state of somnolency in which he
has been since the invasionsofc the
disease; soon all tho functions take
their natural course, and he enters
upon convalescence. DR. Guillasse
gives TO an adult two or three table
spoonSful of strong black coffee ev
cry two hours, alternated with two
tea,spoonstul Of claret Or Burgundy
winez-a little lemonade. or citrate
ofmagnesia to be taken daily anC
after a while qulnine,r-Dr. Footo}
Health Monthly. o -.
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Circuit CO... Z. :.

Hon. judge Watson arrived
promptly Monday al 10 o'clock,
aud having found everything III
readiness. immediately prareelqd
to organize The Uou15. tlis honQr's
chasgo to the grand .:arg was ia his
us~a, p1.a aad impressive ananrter.
Na grand juror after ha}ips had
hi. i.da,isseNguande3 10 him wjlhn
A., ,;,.,i,. nr'.. .,,.;,, y, a h, lao, h sucb
l.,', ,,.'
e'''''' ''s'''''', ''''' = 4: 81 -n0' 'N'o' va"
GuaEe co0'd hS|e any douht aS'o
how he MUS. carry our1he respon-
siLle trust innqsed unon him by
,a,v jn .i,;s ,.l,orr, +, Z, q nt.,a,l in.
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NEW YORK'S
GAS LIT LIFE ILLUSTRATED.


The above is the title of a series Of
sketches of the shady side of life and
character in the Great Metropolis, now
being fully Illustrated from authentic
sketches in the sstis,.j ~
NATIONAL POLICE GAZETTE.
of New York, which are realistic and
faithful portraitures from real life
The illustrations Meby the best artist
ic talent attaipable, and the. deseripa
tons are from the pen Of the most
gifted journalist and brilliant writer in
America, who, it istohceded, hts rivaE
led that master hand at word paintings
Charles Dickens, Its sufficient to say
that "New York's Gaslit Life" will
present the most striking, vivid and
truthful pictures of the under current
of life in New York City that ohaye
ever been presented to the public
The National Police Gazette OF New
York, is for sale by all newsdeaIers,
price 10 cents per copy, orit can be or
dered direct from the publisher. es
Subscription price, $500 per year
The National Police Gazette, Of New
York, hasno connection with any 9th.
ler publication of its class, who for
gain, as far as possible copy its title
and appearance
/ CAUTION.-The public are eau
toned against buying weak limitations
lof the National Police Gazette In all
cases sec that the paper is dated from
New York and has the publisher,
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4 Remittanoes should belmada by pos
office order, draft on New York, or b,
Registered letter, to
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FREE TO THE WORLD!

~ n q"
FREE TO THE WORLD!
The first session of this Institution Of
learning will commence on the LIST Monday
i'll September, 1881, and continHe . months.
Tuition Absolutely FREE T0 ALL!
A scbool bri,dino we'll vantilatad wpll
lightad, well heated and thoroughly fur
nished, pleasantly and conveniently located
in beautiful grove in the suburbs oftown,
is one, OF the ATTRACTIONS. i ,AF% "
= PROF r.. O. PREWITT ,(of.tbe, Uniyer-
'sity Of va, as Principal, aided By com
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: "A correspondent Of the Mem
phis Appeal, writing from Holly
Springs, under 4date Feb.t24, 1882
says odx iailssHEys aE le1i.
"Tha, present legislature tise epn-
usually, busy, and, will doubtless
place upon The stattte-book more
iawsidiFectly Affecting the tsrests
of this city and1 county than AAiyAof
its ..pysdeqesSora. don a number Of
years Amqpgtbs mostimpoFtaut
of these is the new, appQrtlonment
bill iAceofding, to the basis adopt
ed, Marshall c61hty,s' th6Hgh re-
tanning 16rssRatSF, 1wiT7 lose a rep
resentatiFe ihltheh lower. hou5es--
Ehe new senatorial distyietj com,
prises the counties of Marshall,
Benton, Tippah and Union. To
this district. two, senators are alot,
ted, one Of which shall, reside in
Marshall county. This apportion.
Itionment gives us four members o.
The legislature,--one senator and
three representatives. 'HA Z 81
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~ Is s,nlcu lhal Ihe last day 0

1t is stated that The last day Of
services by Barnes, tho .royivalist,
IN Louisville, KY, resulted in 35o
confessions ana 2o3 aupolntipgS,--
The GOAL result foota up: 2,4l3 con,
ycr.ions and $50 Ml.i.y:aea}Qgs
cures. Ay - .#4 ' .,.!
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ADVERTISEMENTS

--Tho House committee on naval
an'airs last week agreed to recon-
mend an immediate appropriation
Of $l0,000,000 TO begin the con
gLyuctioa Of a now navy
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Mississippi Legislature.

Special to the Appeal .a. o7a t9a. .
hrJAcKsoN, February 25.--S6nate.--
A bill was passed. ito amend the
Code law relating TO intoxication
on the part Of railroad officials, also
redufEngthe Boards Of Le7ee Com
missioners ofnBolivar, Washington,
and Issaquena counties to subject
their records to the inspection of
the grand jury 9"' =. 4. y" '''-' .
A bill was introduced by Mr..
Waddell to exempt the property Of
factories hereafter erected from tax
alton for ten years. .>s.1
,A.blll TO provide for speedy pay
Einent for keeping prisoners in the
Ijails Of the State was Introduced
ana passed. {. tlS II
House.--To-day was local bill day.
Among other acts passed was 'ohe
for the reliet.ef the sheriff of.IasPsr
county ironF~the 'tonse4dehc Of
the robberyof the safe ip which pub
lie moneys Of his county were de-
posted
Two congressional district bills
were introduced and referred.
A resolution was unanimously
passed appointing a committee to
investigate the grounds Of com
plant against the offices OF the
Auditor and'State Treasurer, and tt
report Immediately. Messrs. Nc
Lain, White, Williamson, Smytht
and Montgomery, ofBolivar, were
appointed the committee Of inves
tigation. q J.. .,
The governor sentin a message
on the SUBJECT Of promoting the
common school system.
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TAX Sale eE Hands Delinquent.

Iw sell to the highest bidder for cash. the Court House door
the town of Ripley, Tpp County Mississippi Monday the 9Th
day March, 1882 for the &C., due thereon for the year. 1851
the following lands, tO-W:
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Yhc .HIgnrkt, Rauk.

Made from harmless materials,
unl adapted to tho needs of fading
and falling hair, Parker's Hair Bal
sam has taken the highest rank as
an elegant and reliable hair reSlor
alive. .
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In a country place in North Car
oIina, sometime after'tho war, .they
elected as Justice Of The Peace an
old white-haired negro, ignorant.
but honest, and we'll liked. His
first case was a jury trial. After
the pleading was over, the counsel
informed his Honor that he could
charge the jury. !,
"Hm',. Oharse dc jury3". +,
tYdBs, your Honor" r.".n s. .,..e..
dWat,o gemnne9lnl n ,oPP Dc Dc Jury, i
pears az case am Il i treH, anil got IS
close II wild de Charge. F's:o d 1o5onggidarin
desgperiRepce YOU hlab got,.I think
wifi 5hafgo yy69a $3.50 apie,e,e3J"| ,,3 J"|s, +
fspfmS1J ID lllHD Aith D5A''!'
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The New Albany Democrat of
the 25ih inst, says:
There are confined in our county
Jail four prisoners--G. W. Wiley,
charged With arson, Sam Gassoway
(col.) charged with murder, Rufe
Jone3 (cof and George Carter,
charged with larceny, all Of whom
came very near escaping last Mon
day night by some meapss they
obtained an old Barlow knife, and a
razor, With which they @anaged 10
cut through the walls, and were
taking out the brick, " hen they
wero.detectedby our Sheriff They
had succeeded in making a hole
through the wall, bat itiwas not
quite large enough for them to get
out at, aha they commenced TO
quarrel about who should go out
first, whea Sheriff Anderson step.
ped n, on them and informed them
that it was rather early, and thai
thox had better not 90 outat all ~
So they conclnded.to take separate
rooms and%Ait until this week, ant
iinterylqw Judge Watson, beEor(
they. ARRdalaf9nn 'tlhle IN blOlql dc AAdeH
son.n, n,t.l-.u.tIa.l-llt L-lL lalyg 80
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The winter just ended has beel

=
The winter just ended has been
the mldsst within. the memory -'of
the Oldest inhabitapt lt.is,astheQrX
demohs9t,rl3Rt!9S(f 9,l3 3t9S(t1 tq+Ps 1rge from oBsSr,
.vation and Sexperience that ,mlld
,yipters are precursoEsof ,uRhealbhy
'summers ia the Southern couhtry:
ProporsanitaFy precautions and iRl,l OBJ
servqppce p, thelaYs 0fhhfealth, how
ever,r will do mnchtoward obFiat-
lngwhateRer,evi! effects may follow
Che mild winter Weather. This be-
ing the case, let the municipal and
health, n 6@f3ISslrs 4 f3ISslrs 5ef oar S9QthsFn
towns and citisse ehegin their good
work, of, ,forhfging. against the On.
croscheslofidisease, and let them be
ablvnisecondedlby ihdiyidTal
.heabersl ofahe community It il
III saBiect bf vital, interest and
should command, tho Attention O
avery one ne.44AVicksbdrg Herald.
~ saf T. 4.
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THE RIPLEY ADVERTISER.
R, r. FORD, Ealfo,' e@a 2a4hlisAer.

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTIONS; .
One copy one year, IL Sl.5O
one copy six months, 10
One copy three months, +. 40
INVARIABLY INiADYANCE. '..
ADVERTISEMENTS ,u
Inserted at one dollar per square (ton
lnes) for Tho first insertion and fifty cents
for each subsequent insertion,
Legal advertisements inserted at the rates
fixed by law. '.Hal
Anno, o,ncing candidates for beat or city
Offices, two dollars and q half; County, Ave
dollars; District and State, ten dollars; in
variably III advance,
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A Foolish FEis,ake.

Don't make sha lh8fske Of con
founding a remedy of merit Will
quaek m aaioines,. AWE speak froih
experiences when we Say that Par
Aer's Ginger'TdtitniS iS ~ Sterling
health restofaHYa YAiCf wiIHdoaalL
that is, elaimedi iers git. loNRfiheVe
used itopFsSIYas Fith tAsWapPaest
results fof R6ennatsn and when
worn l, opt byo,tyjesIr.Hio}rrk- SAsa iafdEFearl
tlsemeht, -T1'imes. ~ srtpu
bl RiiN 'Gii44J9tlc = "a ~"
Gen. Grant will visit Washington
on the 1Othsinst.. Aas TIE giieSt q
PresidSa-A4lAar. 's4le Nlli remain
only a few days and then proceed
South.
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tuYNIl' 80 \ F!Ill ~ Z. - -.
Among the littleitems ofpetson'
al,oomfort and economy ate Ayers
PilIs,lqFhayafon the ready remedy
WHICH defeat many. disorders, if taE,
enfn season, and should be kept in
every famiIysi1i 4a $40 =, It.s I'd '..
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RIPLEY INSTITUTE.

A High School for Boys and Young
Mon
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION;
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Mistakes will sometimes but if the taxes have been paid
the above lands will be responsible for all damages,
.t1'-" g" " j. M. RUTHERFORD, Tax Collector.
Tppah County, Miss, February 4, 180l3w. li
New-York tribune., 1882-02-27
Tile SPOLLs SYSTEM DENOUNCED.

NEWPORT, r. l., Feb pa sermon on civil
service reform preached at the Claiming Memorial
Church this evening by the Rev NJ b. schermerhOrn.
He denounced the spoils system etc, and claimed that
principles, always and everywhere should be recognized
important than party partisan success. In
conclusion he said that Stawart Republican, q stall
wart Democrat, a stalwart anything, in the Of
standing by ones party at the sacrifice Of principles
should be mentioned again. except with horror,
and a term synonymous with baseness. scoundrelism
and treason especially that Stalwartsm has
Gently put forth t poisonous fangs to af'assnnte the
Chief Magistrate OF our country. VINO places his party
above ghtcoas principles who abor3 for partisan
than for justice and truth, Is judas lscaTiO
a Benedict Arnold "a (iuteau Republicans, Democrats,
Ldependent let hear more or these terms, unless
they be made TO square every time Gni eyerywher
with the rules OF internal integrity Justice and truth.
Traitor 20 h partyi The only raiter IN this world IL he
who does not stand for righteous prncpes ~ the eN
form local or branch civil service reform association in
this city in response appeal made 10 him by George
William Curtis, OF New-fOrk.
New-York tribune., 1882-02-27
DEF4CER OF a M0NUMEYT 1RRESTED.

George Hendrix was arrested by Detective
Reilly yesterday afternoon about o'clock at his room
at No. ia Eldridge-st., and locked up at Police
Headquarters 1t believed that he Earrestod
the charge Of detaclng Andre monument at Tappan
on Wednesday last superintendent Waling stated yes
teray afternoon that the detectives had arrested the
supposed mutilator OF the monument and that
they were positive they had secured the
graphed for from Tappan and that two Of the most i'm
portant ones would probably be down last evening and
that all considered necessary TO establish the
identity Of the would be in the city his morning.
The superintendent would give further Information.
Inspector Byrnes Headquarters early and did
trrn last night Hendrix, tine arrested, is about
thirty years OF age ia OF medium height and OF rather
slender form. His hair Is dark. and he dark
mustlche He IL sgn-painter by trade, and hs place
OF business is at No. 0i B0wery he has had rooms at
No IA Edridgest for two years j. ROchefort Ryana
platform speaker, and about nifty years old, has
been hs roommate Ryan although Of lr1sh descent is
said to be a pronounced Englishman in his views.
Hendrix bears an excellent reputation where he lives
MI Kessn the OF the house. said last night that
Hendrix had always appeared Ike gentleman, that he
reputation. Mr. Kessn said that Hendrix wrote u
letter to morning paper at the time or the Baxter
shooting trial. in which he stated TINT he
always carried q revolver ana would not
hesitate 70 shoot an officer WHO approached MIN as IN she
case OF officer Nugcnt.
= Howe came To Police Headquarters last night az
counsel for Hendrix in company with Mr. Ryan, and de-
mandcd 10 Hendrix. lie was refused the privilege
and the Inspector declined to tell Mr. Howe on what
charge Hendrix had been arrested, superintendent
Waling made the statement yesterday tnat the man
who had been arrested had been seized without
warrant for offence committed In another county and
that the detective wEO made the arrest had run the risk
Of having sted the wrong man MT kiessun could
not tell whether Hendrix was ut home or not On Wednes