The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-11
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 Ben Jonson was the first Enkiishmzn to drop his h--Boskos Traasafspk
 In charity il may be better to give than receive: but in kissing 1t is about equal Picaynne.
 Oscar Wilde was the first to discover tha, there are greenbacks to sunhowers. Cons1seyaIai BHiL<fia.
 The crops are backward this spring. said the fox IS he slung the hen over his shouiders.-Bo5tonC Comm<rrIaf Bui2e- ksn.
 '' An. ha,- said Mrs. Burlington, '.it takes all sorts of folks to make world, and I'm glad I'm not one of m.r-Er- changr.
 What arc you blowing about:' said eighty miles an hour.r was the reply.-- Ren'e .Stntaei
 4 poet asks: Why is the nightingaie's song so sad::" Perhaps il Is because the nightingale has ,o get up so early in the norning.-Erehsnge.
 Fashion permits women to wear false hair. but the poor. bald-headed men who need II the most canno, even wear bangs. -Ihiladsioisa CHronssie.
 The society for Preventing Cruelty to Animals Is going to give Jav Gould a gold medal for the solicitude M hich he wa ter his ste-k-RoSf r .>fore.
 Archibald Forbes Is to marry again. He possesses all the good qualities to make a good war correspondent-pluc and adventurous spirit.-Lyan Bee.
 This country has5oyer I,.ooo bicycles, and yoa're mighty safe. young man. in .aking the daughter of d eout-p,aster maker for an Bosfoa Posk.
 Af,er June I5 there will be no postage uoon newspapers in Canada. and malici- IS people can worry those whom they do i like without expense.-CAieage Fri 5a9f.
 Fortune is said to knock once at every man : door. Not only that. bu; fortune scsYFs f'ifY5 4F7FvT folks ard stay with them.-sfY Karen RtSfster.
 The fact that people are going around buying up old rubber shoes leads us to suspect that there must be new kind of bologna sausage Tn the market.-Syya- e45c Herald.
 \ Frcnchman. by WAY of giving e&pres- sion to his love of nature. exclaimed: 70 madame. like ze COWS. ze horses. ze sheep. and anything else that is beastly -EssAanSf.
 Edith-lt Is the easiest thing in the world to tell mar of brains from fool. half d square of. 4 man of brains never acts as If he owned the whole street. PIiladrlofia .beaS.
 The Queen of italy IS said 10 be fond of the picturesque Then the sight of fat man with a long mustaehe ;rying te eat soup ought to nil her with delight.-PSik .iarioh;a Chvonifle.
 Woman" says Mrs. Eastman. -is a problem. So she is; and though prob lem we can never hope to solve. 1t Is one we shall never. never be willing To give up. -BaStoH 1,aHsfyipk
 From d German Police Report Last evening in the crooked stree, three gas lamps were destroyed in a violent man ner without knowing the offcnder.- Frankfny!cy ZeitanS.
 Young swell-~Fraulein Ma,hilde. may l offer you my arm." Mathilde--Oh, this offering yoer arm Is getting monoto- nous--Nhs- na; offer me souT hand for change EhcgfUde BLaeisey.
 \ man IS most anxious to learn that s which he knows will make him the most unhappy. This made the poet say that 1 where ignorance is bliss ii is blasted fool ishncss 10 be wisc.-.ts5r 0yiesns Pins- yunc.
 Music. said Dr. Johnson. IS the least k disagreeablc of all noises. The learned a doctor did not know everything. He never lived nex, door to cornet amateur or a plano-banging young iady.-Bosko1 Iranscyipt.
 In view of the frequent lynchings in the southwest. we are inclined to believe that ! the number of rogues who break into jails n that region IS ninety per cent. greater S than the number who break ouL-Aor- | toan Hsyaii.
 -iio~ do you keep of the canker worms :. said the visitor: they destroy everything that grows -Oh. very easi- ly." said Mir. Emerson. in his mild way; we kill them as we dc poli,icians-wifh printers ink. Washiagfos Post
 He Is the happicst man. says Henry s Ward Beccher. who can carry she golden threads of boyish enjoyment farhess along through the web of life..' What are the golden threads, Henry. without the silver dimes and quarters ?-Nrw lork Nra's.
 \ friend demands more than an enemy.- HEilekaX Ts-mei. That IS because the friend knowsh he has '' soft snap on you, while the enemy is aware that you arc not ready to pine away and die for him. not if you know yourself.- HiIiasrsooyf .Sxn- aiiy BcskfitSt Zlable.
 The celebrated Dr. Jenner gravely says that many of the ills of life which are read ily al bured to alcohol are caused by de- fective drainage. We suspected this long ago. and have been oareful not to leave a drop in our glass for years We believe in thorough drainage. first. las, and all the ;iii,e.-+E if7'attS RIiIa'ay Eosrnak
 I, rains in lafayette. No; a common, plain. pTincesse pattern. bu, gct-up-and-