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Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1882-08-01
New Clarendon Hot~

A. J. KERR. RSD. HUNT
MADISON AND SECOND.
Largest sample-rooms in the city for commercial
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
A ENRICHMENT OF TRUST.

- Is dis de place whar yer come when yer wanstcr fetch a sur agin d pusson. asked q colorcd man entering Little Rock lawyers office.
 .Nes.- answered the lawyer. -hunch- ing handful of papers and turning his chair around with screak-
 Wall. ] wan,ser fetch suit agin l oman fur breaehment ob trust.
 The woman deceived you. did she 7
 - Powerful. sah
 She promised l. maus you and shefi failed:-
 ..Oh no sah. she married me. but she 5 dun il, ou, wid waller man wha, usier sweep out de church \ow 1 ~ansier sue fur a breachm Ter fetch her back. wid clause put In ~hat'll gin me de ughi ter shoo, dc waller man. Can, do It. yer say. Den what sort ob A constitution ls dis enuntrs gn, any hos. Yer s,y dai could hab sued dc oman fur breach meni ef she hadn married me: Ha' $ all nght don; van; nuthin' ter do wid a law what pereCks man ull hes mau,ed Al. den le;s him take hIs chances 1 bope da, I'll be pitened de nalu tune l votes fur white man no how
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
A Man Who was Fined for no, Fighting

A Man Who was Fined for no, Fighting
 William Shacklenes; entered the house of Bob Riddlesalt and wi,hou, any provo cation. shanlcfuiiv- whaied Ar Riddle sal, and his wife with wei hoop pole ohaoklenest was arrested and arrzigned before justice Of the peace. The eyi- dcnoe showed ,ha, Riddlesal, did no, ai- temp, 10 defend himself, bu, submissiyelv allowed himself and wife to be beaten. When the justice pronounced lail'senenee upon Shacklenes,. he turned to Riddlesalt and said:
 .'l fine you one hundred dollars
 Who. me r exclaimed Riddlesalt n surprise
 Yes. you.
 Judge. amt done no,hin."
 = That's why fine you
 Judge. didn't hi, the man al all.
 = say that's why fine you. Any man who will allow a rooster like the prisoner 10 enter his house and ,hump hrs family ought to be sent to the peni,entiary. If you had knocked the fello~ down and mashed of his ears. thls cour would have presented you with the revised statutes oi Arkansaw As ]; is, however am bound by the statutes of common sense to fine you one hundred dollars
 judge ] am, got the money
 Tn that case. Mir. Constable. take him 10 y2il
 For hos long. yer honor
 ~Until he breaks into the pnsoner's $ cell and :.irashes him.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

holding the slice et watermelon 10 the sick ehlld's hps.
 Where did you get the mone, ,o pay for !, '" asked the woman.
 ~I have not pald fer !; yet. hu, will" the boy answered
 He hasn't eaten anything s", ,wa days. He couldn't thlnk ct anything hu, watermelon"
 The greoer turned aaa,. deeply lm- pressed. Two days afterwards he sas the woman and hoy and An old man pass hls store m a wagon. Lacking closer he saw httic coffin. The next day the bo, en- tered the ssorc. and placing ten cents on the counter he sad;
 Mister have come to pay you io, that plcce of N a,erineion toak the other day l wanted Il Tor my iittlc brother that s as mos, dead w,,h fever We barred h,m yes icSdas. would have told you all abou, :, but you would not have believed me. s wur'. take >..ts. a,aaes l.;ile tellaN Fl am a great b'g man hu, l feel much smaller ihan YOU do. Here and he closed the eh.ld'S hand over A dollar The hay stood for q moment. and then placing ,he dailar an the eouater bs she ten cen; pece. he raa away The Ks..crs went to rhe h;tte hnasr hat :, u<s desefs- z.A
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
THE coLoRED PARADE
Why ihe White People Csnno, Rival
 Such Grandeur

There is a Hash and grandeur about s coiored parade that tho white people can. not hope re rfssi is.H the s.,l..ssa parade lac Ks diversity No matter ~ha; the oe ? easion for tho turn out may he. there are ,he same banner and ,hc same kidney tooted gentleman etrSing the b,g ,ed as. No matter ho~ nudd, the streets are. the boots of the k,dnc, footed gentleman are aluay, covered ui,h dust The man who walks in front. carrylng a pole with ted ball on the end, eeeupies all lntofian, position Tor some tme the publlr waA admiration on the man u,ih ,hc pole at the kidney footed gentleman ei,h the as. bat fnally the man ~iih tltr I,aic Ire e,sed the most votss. ar Al least Was counted in- Another prominen, feature is the old woman. vith huh 'suse me, yoier and wih klnd of ' have yerseyes. ehil. len expression of oountenance. Inc tsies4 gifss3s;s gentleman 4tth thr bass drum
 and the gaInea looking nigger ~ith Inc fife are high prIcsrt m .tIr h',,..- He .-l., "nIggcr wIts, .he i,-r,, '~s a..s> ,.a.i aAfs up A hls early admifers predicted. Dew -puen removed the nimblcnezs frotn h,, form. The fos-eyed madden ~iih the -g'way fun heah. man" lips. and ihs old man ~hn IS mighty nigh done wid di' ~ori's foolishness. regularly hII ,hem re
 spettive siations. so. sir, the white pc', pie eanno, hope ,o uvai such grandeur
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
'possUM AND POTATOES.
How the Coming Governor of Arkansa~
 Proposes so Live

Politics IS gittin' so mixed up in Ark ansa~ dat man has ter be mighty eau tious how he puts his fee, on de groun'.. said old Jerry in answer to a question asked by Governor Criienden. of Mis- souri. who had just arrived in town and who had just received an introduction to the old man.
 Mixed up are they
 Powerful, sah. De planks in de dem ocrar fatfonm is mighty thin. De publi- can iatform IS made ou,cn rotten scant- lin an de grecnback hatfom Is made outen a couple ob ash barrels an bull le;in board.
 Who dc you think will be the next governor of your state ?''
 > l will. sah- tse got de stateb by dc slack ob de bri,ches. Yas- ssh. rse go, it. an by dis time naixt year I'll dun be above eatin' preserves l ain't gwinc ter eat nuthn but 'possum an swec, per;aters all de time l'sc gwine ter make |, de business oh ehcry notary public ter kcteh de possums. Den it'll be de duty ob de secretary ob state ter see dat de treasurer an auditor cleans de 'possums, ready fur de supreme iedge to see da, de state Ian commissioner cooks 'em. l'se gwine ter hab a hundred barrels ob sweet per.a,ers put away m de treasurer offioeF Fse agWIne ter SC, up in my office. sah an ca, wid a mighty ravenous mouf. an when nigger wha; wants his wife pardoned outen de peni'entiary comes CT hangin' 'roun me I'll rub piece ob 'possum IA, roan' his mouf an make him forgi, all his troubles ''
 You are quite statesman. old man. I suppose that among the people you are kind Of Iere Black"
 No, sah. lse no, kind ob Jerry Black. i'se kind ob Black Icrr,. sah.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
SAVED MONEY.

The other day. pistol sho, fred b, ? policeman. caused considerable sensation on the street After the excitement had subsided. man remarked ,o AT aequant- ance:
 The old saying tha, says f,s an if ~ind that blows no one any good IS A boss declaration of prinoiples.-
 Why:
 You see was in barber shop when the shot WAS fired
 Well.
 The barber had JUS; tinshed shaving me when the shot was hred, and rushed out without paying the fellos. Saved ff- teen cents. you see.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
THE WORST HEN PICKING
The Kind of Woman who Completely
 Controls her Husband

Ii there is man in this world that eNei,es my-->.mpa,hy if is a hen-peckcd husband" sad col. R.mplc. Some tune ago my friend Amelton invited me to go home ~ith him. promised, providing he would val until 1 transacted certain piece of business. He agreed. reluctantly saving that he promised his ~ife that he would be home a, certain hour. Alter l finished m, busiHess l accompanied hln As ~e proceeded. he remarkedsa
 =. kimpie. am the warss hsr.-pesk ked man in Little Rock. That's ~h, am III such hurry. -
 Il ~as very much disappointed when VIC reached the house. l expected ,o sec ;na>euiine locking woman. ~ith >sv- age face and harsh soiee. but vas in- ;roduced ;o little. meek l,-,k,hs s.asaAs. with delicate face and plalnliSc tone of voice. After supper. when Antehon and l were sitting Tn the library. smoking. l remarked
 Say. didn't you m,>lead me about that exer -saa A ecntler woman than your wife.
 -. No. slr. have na misled you. Gen tleness is her s,ronges, hold. IL k her gentlcness that knoek> me. Don't think that the >eold Is the ~ors; type of hem pccking women. fof she isn', Why. sir. fl ms wife were d scold. would get mad and leave the house. but as Il ls. am dis- armed When leave horne my ~,i. always insists upon my appoin,ing the exact tune when sill return. II am late. no matter Wha, business has de tanned me, shc cue> and ;akes on and de, ,laTcs that don't love her When yow by all things sacred that ! do love her. and that 1 VAS detained by hgsincs. that could aa, be postponed. she snng. her hands and weep ylosently, tha, am sometime sffsid people ihink l dn abusing her. She has ~ss ss! slghin. and turning ater in bed with klnd o despa,1ng fiounce. and instead of askips me. ss is her custom. fl have locked ih, doors, she slides out of bed wI,h sup pressed oh, me, and goes on a tour q inspection. Every ume she quiets down tD ,o convince her that she is wrong and that do love her but JUS, As ,ss,n a say word. she breaks gst airesh. Ane turns oser ~ith another despsinng founo z Ncs' morning she gets ap tei6sc zwske When get up fnd her zt tfc trrskts- table ~i,h swollen cycS. and an expres sion of s.ich unut,er~ble sadness, tha, feel like sioking myself This is ~ha, cali the worst kind of ben-pe pecking. All, don't mIsundefstAnd me when 1 Say man doesn't xan, more ihan ,wo suci sIeges 4 month.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
AN HONEST THIEF.
Why Little Boy Stole 2 Piece of Wa
 ternelon

Go away from here, h"wicd A gfocer to a boy ~ho came up and stood near d shelf where several sbces of water melon were l,ing. you've get your ye on this melon. Go away, clear out
 Mister glse me one of them slices. . pleaded the boy.
 Go on away. tell you-
 fl you wiil III sweep out the store and bring bucket of water TT f you'll eredi, Hae ]! II p@y yoa ir : a=s of s=c.
 4Iil call policeman f you don, go away
 But the boy did n0s go away. He stood near the doos. and ahen the man's bs1k Has turned he seazed shee of the melon ran away Juss zs the grocer turned tos ard the door. -e.
 -Sssp that fseckie-kee son-of-z-gun, he yelled. "ilI be blamed fl he shall ca, II. and he szn after the archin- The boy turned into an zlIey, then ran across Ios. into another alley and then entered a ssrszil house When the grocer reached the pizoe he ~eni around to z hstle sin- do~ and ozatioasly iosAed into the room He drew back and sheddered On an old lounge lay little boy, whose f4ee .zs nhIter than the sheet that covered him. You could sec in a moment thzs the finger of death szs poanfing al the sbsE, zIsnosf worn out brn of the sufferer. 4 sad face woman stood near the mantle pseee- The isttle thief sat on the edge of the bed,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
4 LECTURER

"' want an agent" exclaimed d man. en- ;ering the .ARKASsAw TRavEIKp office the other day and looking around ~I,h an air of abrupt business. "l VAS told thai you might put me onto an active b,li post CT and advance man.
 Go, show on the road
 - No. ssr blame the show business. Nc money IT i,.
 Been ie the holy land and are ao~ sravel.H9 ~lih panoramic scenes. sup pose:
 -Na SIT. killed fello~ the other day and me and the fellow wife are going on a leciaring irlp.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
kIHILfSTIC.
An Attempt 70 Assassin.ts Bishop
 Mink witx

Sibiliss,c infuencrs are crupping out even m Afkansaw The other day Bishop Mlnk~iu. Df Ltd. Rock, rcceiyed pask k age of quartz, sen, to him from a recently discovered gold ni,ae. After making mt croscopte examination and dcelding that the quart did not contain one speek pf gold ,o the ton.the bishop ,hre~ the pack age away. @nih the exception of csriess formation which attracted his attention. raeIng n os. psece of ifon he struck I: wlih A hammer, ~hen terrific explosion followed. The h4nne CT b~w from the bishops hzsd. sent across the back yard aud knoeked do~n calf The rysese sF roa sooped large hole In the ground. ae4 over the fence into a kitchen and broktFan old-s,yie cooking siose. Why any oae should attempt to destroy the life of Bishop M,nk~ru, sn old man, gray in vineyard sork. Is mys-
 <y. For some tune rhe bishop has been gisen to featuring on the ~ages o6 sin ard -medisatsons on the resurrection and t is sapposed thas esil minded men, whose wsckedne>s had been pubsiciy de- nossced by the Rev. Mir. Minkwiu, psozed hiz annshilzfion- The bishop. in recent sermon. resesr,ng to shs affair, sad: -I am eoaaSeas thzs>AAd ! attempted to puivsris< the gy1su, ! vosit have been hurled frzgyenssrsly into esersisy.-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
NOT A PARTNER.
One Boy Who Does Not Own Half
 the Store.

Please SIT. said a little boy, entering d Little Rock store. approaching the rner- chant ard regarding him with his en- pressise eyes
 Well, sir, answered the merchant looking Al the boy closely.
 l don't like to lntrrrups you. but l wznt some work to do. l am little. know, bu, can be of some service to you. My mother Is sick
 Where IS your father
 He died ID New Orleans xIth yciiox fever-
 He should have died in Meznphis-I mean fhA1 you arc unSortunaie-- sad the merchant, correcting himself. = Do you go to Sundzy-schocIsr
 No sir,' he said with an embarrassed
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
WAS THE LOSER.

"Unele simon, exclaimed boy ID brezihiess haste, rushing into A shop, 2" did yer heah da; ger wlfe has dun run away wld barber
 = No chile am ii fack:-
 Vas sah. She run away. Da v-as n sch huuy dat de barber lei hls hAi< in de house
 Wall. I'se glad he lcf bls hat fur ii makes me de gamer in de ,rznsAcIson.
 But he come back an tuck de hat den run away an lei yer ~ite n de house
 ..Oh Lord exclaimed the old man. - den rse de loser in de transaction ''
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
LITTLE ROCK, ARK. JUNE ss. lss,

air. my clothes are no, good enough"
 What do you do Sundaysg
 Sometimes l sing with my mother and then go ou, and throw stones al the nig- gers that live across the alley
 :. Do you think that If were 10 give you work you would hnall, become a partner m this store
 "Yes. sir.
 Well I'll g,se you a lob. like your face
 The boy began work. but he Is not a partner ln the store lie uas discharged for stealing vet dog and hiding hum m a sugar barrel.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

IRE publication of the AsKANaAv TkAsgLxs was nos began with the idsa thai # was ssppaying long fe,s sass, bu, the popaiasisy which il has attained aIfhosgh t has Jass ses<hed iss f6sssA issue, shows ihzs iss exissence kns csenas1 a want % earnest, so sesnise, | is smp- psising t vas not fxis teScre.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

Lonsfellow mus, have meant barber
 with dull razer. when he spoke of a
 reaper whose name is death.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

Teaeher-- What is a collective noun
 Shameless boy. The fellow that goes around with bills the first of the month.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

The army worm has invaded Ohio. IL lis not likely that the navy worm will do |any damage.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

Alabama has postoffice called Burnt Corn" Mashed corn would. no doubt, Ibe a better name.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25
TO CORRESPONDENTS

F N. Philadelphia: When <Iii tk-r- tss another dGes b~t~een New Orleans edrtoss Alter TWO of them have attempted to wrte anything.
 John Kelly, >es York : What are EL9 main feztrres Of tse densceraiic platform Of your state
 NJ dzshes and wherczses.
 L Fl. Bosfsa have heard thz. .ezro as rule as stronger than . ~hif~ nsa- is ke ' Yes, especially m July and August. 1
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

The Little Rock Ga-effs heads dis
 patch Died by Mistake. This vas done to prove that the man did not com init suirids.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

Freedom shrieked when koscixsko fell wrote the poet. but the first proof showed that the compositor, who had
 been working for paragrapher made i, read. :. Freedman shrieked cause his horse car fell .--
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-06-25

The other night burglars attempted to rob the residence of Rob't Bonner. editor of the New York LcdSer. and were cap tured by Mir. Bonner. his son and | police man. The burglars were young men and were no doubt readers of the Lfdgey.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17
That Agricultural Society

What has become Of it? Where
are the men who made such a hur-
rah last spring, running each other
in selling membership tickets, spout
ing it on the street corners, &c. We
certainly hope it was not all wind,
and has blown over membership
tickets and all.
And now as fair time is drawing
near, we hope to see the officers of
this society take hold of the matter
with some Of their old time zeal and
with the enterprise so characteristic
of our rapidly growing village, push
this permanent new feature towards
the advancement of our village and
surrounding country.
The object is a worthy one and
must meet the hearty approval of
all right minded citizens, therefore
it only needs a little push and ener-
gy on the part of the promoters to
make this society grand success,
and a lasting benefit to the commu-
nifty. Head pushers let us hear
from you. JUMBO.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17
Capac Chips.

Rev. II. ID. Miller left Capac to
attend the M. =. Conference at Dams
vile, Ingham, Co. 1t is thought that
the reverend gentleman will remain
here another ye.,t, as it seems that he
is more capable of finishing the church
SO well begun.
Ice-cream social at j. b. Cavanagh's
next Wednesday evening. Proceeds to
be placed with the organ fund, of the
M. L. church,
Wont somebody tell Mr.. Vennor
that he is a man of his word? Per-
haps then we may have few days of
sunlight without the usual dose of
CANCELS tears.
The Capac Cornet Band is full of
business at present, preparatory to
coming out in full force at our next.
a. w. West and daughter Bina H.
tend taking trip up the Lakes dur
ing the last of August.
There is some talk of new flour
and feed store starting in the vacant
store in the Bottomley block. At pres
ent the would be prOprietor's name is
not generally known, hence our
silence.
Well! Yes! and mol "Sweet bliar"
was almost--not quite--and propable
would have been total wreck, had it
not received the beneficial aid of that
''breeze" from the Argus just the
moment that life and thought were
flying away "side by side"
There will be 10 services held in the
Baptist church of this place, during
the next three weeks. Rev. J. Doyle
pastor taking much needed rest for
a time. Au Revoir SWEET BRIAR.
Meta Gray of Romeo is the guest of
Amy Stought.n.
Chas Pearce of Hillsdale is visiting
David Bottomly.
Mrs. John Brink returned home
Sunday after a weeks visit in Lynn.
After gleaningS, $. u.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17
CORRESPONDENCE.
MInden Murmurlngs.
The rain is subsising.

The rain is subsiding.
Don't whine so about your grown
wheat. Feed the worst to your horses
and sell your oats. Feed it to your
hogs and sell your peas and corn.
If you are determined to draw in
your grain on the Sabbath, attend
church before commencing, just
enough TO take the curse off.
David IIaviland's horse lost an eye,
consequently the gentleman feels bad.
Rev John Andrew of Tyre preached
in the M. L. church in exchange with
Rev j. Bettes last Sabbath. The
latter preaching at Tyre and Ubley.
Mr. YOrks grain elevator is progress
ing rapidly and will soon be ready.
Another bell has come FOR the Nj. +.
church IN place of the one returned.
1t is a fine toned bell, and gives gener-
al satisfaction. 1t was purchased
from Henry McShone e Co Baltimore.
The cucumber season is in full blast.
Keep good supply of pain killer at
hand.
The M. f. church at Tyre and
Ubley are being pushed toward with
speed and will be ready for dedication
early in the fall.
On the suberbs of our village is an
old log which has become sacred
spot to the boys and girls of our town.
A splendid place to sit and mediate.
serbia.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17

Are you troubled with Thirst, Ex-
cessive and Frequent Flow OF Urine,
Pain in the Loins and Back and Ner-
vousness? These are some of the
Symptoms attending Diabetes and
Brights Disease. Do not hesitate, but
get Parmelee's Dyspepsia, Diabetes,
Kidney & Liver Cure which will not
only cure you but tone up the system
and prevent Dyspepsia, Sick Head
ache, BiliouSness, Liver complaint
and all kindred diseases. Only $1.00
for large bottles. Sold by G. A.
Wells & Co.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17

"A grand entertainment and social
will be held in Duties hall tomorrow
FRIDAY evening. Proceeds to be APP
piled OH Elder Harshman's salary.
The following is tie programme:
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17
piles.

In all of the various forms are cor
slant companions of the Human race
and produces the utmost suffering and
cause many person to commit sir if
if not suicide. In Blind, Bleeding,
Itching Piles, internal or external
immediate relief can be obtained by
faithful use of Parmelee's Pile Suppo-
STORIES with hot water. Never known
to fail. Warranted to cure. Price so
per box. Sold by G. A. Wells e Co.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17
Spread the Good News

And let every one know the benefits
to be derived from the use of Parme-
lees Blood Purifier. 1t thoroughly
cleanses The system from all humors.
1t is "A sure cure for Scrofula, Erysip-
elias, Chronic Sores, Tuners, Salt
Rheum. and MI diseases indicating an
impure condition of the blood. Price
$1.00 per bottle. Sold by G. A. Wells
e Co.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17

Jesse Gleason at Richmond,
Michigan, is prepared to make it an
object to all needing Lime, Plaster,
Hair, etc. Large stock always on
hand and prices so low that you can
make money by seeing him before
buying. 1t
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17

Ask your Grocer for Port Huron
Brooms. Take no other. Every one
warranted. Manufactured by f. Per-
cival 81 Son. ionic.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-08-17

Call ut the Central Drug store and
get bottle of Browns Iron Bitters
for 81, 90
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-06-17
Worth Remembering.

Now that good times are again.
upon us, it is worth remembering
that no one can enjoy the pleasant.
est surroundings if i'll bad health.
There are hundreds Of miserable
people going about to-day with dis
ordered stomach, liver or kidneys,
when a bottle of Parker's Ginger
Tonic would do them more good.
than all the medicines they haya-
ever tried.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-06-17

A subscriber writes rs follows
= feel at once my appetite and
strength greatly improved; my ex-
pectoration less painful aid less
copious; my cough less trouble
some; my sleep sound, refreshing
and dreamless; my nervousness is
all gone; my breathing less diff
cult; my hearts action more reeu-
lar; my backache less severe; my
digestion improved; my urine clear
and voided without pain; my spirits
more exuberant; my mind perfect
ly at ease; and yet I have only used
half bottle of Browns Iron Bit
ters."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-06-17

TELL THE TEUrH.-Be especially
careful to talk truthtully in your
dealings with children. Don't tell
your child YOU will take his head
off if he doesn't shut up, because
you won't, and it teaches him to
doubt your word.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-06-17

"John," said the teacher. "I'm
sorry to have to punish you"
Then don't; I'll let you off this
Time" responded John.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-06-17
A Delightful Novelty.

Ladies prefer Floreston Cologne
because they find this lasting COM
bination of exquisite perfumes a
delightful novelty.