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The bee., 1882-06-10

Aouleuy lor tlS as IFcli Us Cthcr pdnfuI ailments.
HE'LL NiIL us CcLoP5 TO TIE MAST
Hello, Dennyl what is The troubIcY' "Oh.
I'm all broke up" wlS TIE response to the in
quiry OF an old shipmate of William c. Dennis
ton, one of Farraguts war-worn veterans well
known in the southern section of this city, who
came limping intothe American efiee yesterday.
Il thought would go under the hatch2s this
time, continued Denniston. "I never suffered
SO much in my life. had the rheumatic gout
so bad that could not get off TIE bed or put my
f9ot 10 the foor, and would have been there vet
II q friend had not recommended ST. JACOBS Or
70 me. hesitated some time before getting q
bottie thinking 1t was another ono of those adver-
USED nostrums, but was finally induced to give it
q trial, and g. lucky day it was for me. Why,
bless my starsl after bathing the limb thoroughly
with the Oil felt relief and my faith was pinned
70 81. JACOB aud bis Oil after that freely say
that 1t had NJ: been for ST. JACoBsC- / should
IN all probability, be still honsed NY foot pains
me but little, and the swelling hzs entirely passed
away: IL beats anything of the kind have ever
heard OF, and any person who doubts 10 send them
70 me ar 1874 South Tenth ST. PhzddeLphtG TpuR
The bee., 1882-06-10

The Worlds Dispensary and Invslids' Hotel,
at Buffalo, N. Y, destroyed by fire year ago,
is rebuilt and full of patients. For 'Invalld's
Guide Book" giving particulars and terms Of
treatment address, with TWO stamps, WoRLD's
DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo,
AZ "
The bee., 1882-06-10
Gratitude Beyond Expression.

HAMPTON Q. g., s. O., May 2, 1881.
II. H. WARNER & Co.: Sirs-The result Of
your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure in my case
has been astonishing, so much so that / can
find no words in which to express my indebt-
edness to you. REV. w. H. i RrNfIss.
The bee., 1882-06-10
MENsNAr's PEproN1zEp BEEr roNIo, the onlY

MENSNAd 5 PHPT0NInED BEEF TONIC, the only
of beef containing it's entire nutri.
tiotis properties. 1t contains blood-making,
force generating; and Hfe-sustaining proper
ties; invaluable, for indigestion, dyspepsia,
nervous prostratton, and all forms Of general
debility also, In all enfeebled conditions,
whether the recult of exhaustion, nervous
prostration, overpork or acute disease, par
ticularly il resulting from pulmonary COM
plants. Csswell, Hazard. & Co., prOprietors,
New York. Sold by druggists.
The bee., 1882-06-10
The Frazer Axle Grense

Is the best lila the market. 1t is the most
economical and cheapest, one box lasting as
long as two of any other. One greasibg will
last two weeks. 1t received first premium at
the Centennial and Paris Expositions, also
medals at various State Fairs. Bay no other.
The bee., 1882-06-10

An Ohio man unpinned q tidy from chair
and wiped his nose upoa 1t. 1t takes an Ohio
MIN to solve mysteries. Now We know what
in thunder tidy is for
The bee., 1882-06-10
Kidney Disen sk.

Pain, Irritation, Retention, Incontinenee,
Deposits, Gravel, etc.. cured by 'tBuehupaiba.
81 Send for pamphlet to z. s. WELLS, jersey
City, n. J.
The bee., 1882-06-10

Certainly an elegant remedy for all
aches and pains is ST. Jacobs Oil, says
DIR. J. Turner, of Shirrell's Ford, N. O.,
in the Ravenswood Nv. Va. News.
The bee., 1882-06-10

Straw mating may be cleaned with a
large, coarse cloth, dipped in salt and
water, and then wipei dry. The salt
prevents the straw from turning yellow.
The bee., 1882-06-10

Ho, YE BAtDHEADsi-Tbere is lust one way,
and no more, by which you MAY be cured-use
Carbolne, deodorized extract of pc roleuni.
1t will positively produce new hair; there is no
SUBJ titute for this marvellous hair renewer.
The bee., 1882-06-10

The most sensible people of the country
live at Lansing, Mich. A butcher-shop in
that place bears the sign ''Closed till meat
gets cheaper
The bee., 1882-06-10

ssDear me I" said Mrs. P-rtington the other
day, ''young girls nowadays are not what their
mothers used to be. Half of them are suffer
ers from nervous perspiratlon %
The bee., 1882-06-10

A Wi.consin woman has kept silence for
fifteen years to spite her husband for request
ing her to shut up. Mayb il spites him
mavbe SD
The bee., 1882-06-10

Mary Clemmer says that only one girl in
fifty can be happy as clergyman's wife. She
tried it, and che didn't get 10 see circus for
eleven wears,
The bee., 1882-06-10

If Chinaman works for less wages than
white man, it is because he is Obliged tO. We
don't believe one can be found who would re-
fuse 81 per day.
The bee., 1882-06-10

A LLEN's BRAIN FOOD.-Most reliable toIic
IN for the Brain and &3enefaI1ve organs. ft
positive: cures Nervous Debility and restores Iose
Erile powers Sod 6v d5uEgists S1I z Tor 81.
ALLEN, Chemist. 3l5 First Avsntie New YORK.
The bee., 1882-06-10
ALWAYS KEEP COOL.

SSS@ @4
To stick to yotir
stibJeet and the
truth Is an excel
lent plan, and
whether it be In
questions OF
finance or fishing,
or any topic what
ever, ci-il or polit-
ical, always keep
cool and tell the
truth. However,
there is a GER
tain margin al
lowed for lying,
when It comes 10
fishing, that Is per.
mitted in no other
subject and no
doubt our hich6lS
in the picture ara
indulging in that
special employ
mcnt, as well, per
haps, as in q little
scientific swear
ing. Their bodies
and tempers are
hot and the Air is
cool ,asthe9 9should
be, ,butare not, land
they are apparent
ly in the condition
when it Is much
easier to catch
rheumatism than
fish, i'll which case
lt would be well
for them that they
Lc' provided with
o bottle of ST.
OIL, the
Great GCrunn
The bee., 1882-06-10

Just a drop too much The hang
mans,
The bee., 1882-06-10

"Ananias, Jr.": How can you learn to be a
frst-class liar? Get engaged to two girls and
the faculty will sort O. come to vou
The bee., 1882-06-10
HEALTH is WEALTH! =!

DR. z. O. WEsrs's NERVE AND BRAIN TREiTNgST
q specific for Hysterfa. Dizziness. COnvufsiona. Ner
vous Hea ache, Mental Depression Loss Cf Memory
Premature Old Age. caused by over. .e1ertiOn shlen
leads to mis- 4ry decay aud ath. One boI Will cure
recent cases. Each box contains one mont 3 treat
nfenk, One dollar box or six boxes for i've dolers
sent by mall prepaid O,i receipt OF price we guar
anfee ii = bOSes to cure Any case. With each order
received by us for six boxes accompanied with 1vs
dollars. we will send the purchaser our written
gTarautee 10 return the money if the ,reatm mt does
not effect a cure. Guarantees iSsued only by q. j.
EUHd, ChBFleHt0B. =. Cs Orders by mall
DrOulDfIv Attended to.
The bee., 1882-06-10

mand of Judge Lynch" is brief one.
The two secret meetings which had been
held by the citizens of Elliott county,
were for the purpose of organizing a
society Of public protection and JUS
tice." One of the most prominet citizens
of the county was at its head. Every man
of standing, every man who loved order
and respected the law in the county en-
rolled himself in the new order. Its
spies were more ubiquitous than the
hired detective, and brought to the
chief of the order startling intelligence.
Livingstone's gang was becoming fright
ened, and bad resolved on heroic
measures for the succor of their brethren
in durance vile. They had resolved to
anticipate the laws slow delay, and
rescue their friends by force. At the
same time it was intended to burn Mar.
tiDsburg and shoot down all opposition.
The generalissimo of the Regulators"
knew that Peter j. Livingstone was at
the head Of the order. He had wrung a
confirmation of this knowledge from
Ormsby and from Kendall and Nc
MILAN. BE was provided with list of
the members of the gang. The lodge,
in solemn conclsve, voted to mete out
impartial justice to all evil doers.
Sentence of death was pronounced On
Kendall, Mcmillan, Livingstone, Lewis
Binion, John Binion and John Boggs.
Other members of the gang receivedsen.
tences varying from five to one hundred
lashes on the bare back and notice to
quit the State. The lodge rode into
Martinsburg at midnight, armed and
they forced the jailer to de-
liEar ln thek keys of the jail. and brought
forth Kendall Ypd Mcmillan to suffer
The extreme penSlty of lynch law. The
frightened wretches confessed every-
hing, implicated Livingstone. the two
Binions and BoRgs, and were hung up !
% q walnut tree in the Court House
ard. A proclamation was posted in
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Dor. There are the two Misses Knlghtley and
Josephine. (iIow pale and thin she looks,
and how like II convalescent breathing fresh
air and sunshine alter months of icrcred con
hnement! And yet Josephine has never been
as her Aunt Selma says really III" And
there is Aunt Selma her eli and Nj. Payne
"Yes, ladies' says the Old gentleman, Il
know its all right What can girl want,
says my sister, more than 10 have Us always
and 10 see The MISSES kGghtley every now
ana them says |, selma, maybe the night
chemical combination would be for her To
have the Misses Knight!ey always, and see US
now and then, just 10y way OF renewed expert
ment 10 prove 1t would not do You necdn
defend yourself child; | know you did your
best. Selma, are you ready? Well, child, II
ever you hear OF any curious speclmens-yOu
remem Der tha, rare toad was always looking
for-lct Inc know. Good bye
Josephine" whispered Miss Elizabeth, as
the three turned back to the old house, ii
have asked Mr. Harvey to come up and spend
this evening with us-I did not think you
would object-Why, Margaret, the roses on
her cheeks are beginning to bloom already
And Josephine dreamed ne more OF gran
deur and broken hearts.
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A REPUBLICAN PROCLAMATION.

We point with pride
To Robertson, our cheftan and our guide;
We boast that We submitted to his will,
And gladly helped him pass his navy bill.
We point with pride
To Congress records, showing how we tried
game that we have seldom played in VAN =
To grab the surplus for our private gam.
We point with pride
To kelley's scheme so nicely cut and dried,
Reducing taxes that the wealthy pay,
While those that touch the poor mans purse
must stay,
We point with pride
To bold Malone, whom Democrats dcridc,
Who made his State repudiate her debt,
And to the world bright example set.
We point with pride
To sinecures, and to the swelling tide
OF ofliceholders, an increasing band,
Who back us IN our right to rule the land.
We point with pride
To our assessments, so diversified,
Through which-a tax eXtorted by the lash
Our party Golfers get the public cash
We point with pride
To needless public buildings scattered wide,
To vast appropriations everywhere,
And public money free as common air.
". \. Sun.
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A Wise Word from Addison.

Saws Addison: "Health and cheerfulness mu.
tualiy beget each other" There are volumes OF
truth In this 1t is difficult to look at the world
through CHEEKY glasses, when disease has set In
mon The loins and back, and when the liver and
kidneys are out of order. But cheerfuness re-
turns with Hunts Remedy, the great kidney and
liver medicine, because 1t brings health to the
afflicted. The aching back, the sallow skin, the
hollow eye, the distressed feeling inc oent oouy
Remedy to the bloom Of health, the bounding
.tep. the cheerful spirit, the renewed strength
and 10 a prolonged lease Of vigorous life.
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The feet of JOSIAH West, who met that ter.
rlble accident on the railroad "a Jews days
ago, were yesterday taken by his wife to
Fremont, y. H., Tor burial When the un.
! fortunate man gained consciousness at the
hospital the morning following the loss Of his
limbs he complained that his toes panied him
a great deal, that they seemed badly cramped,
and he requested that some one move them
| for him. At that time the feet were tied in a
bag, and the hospital people did not know
where they were to be found. 1t seems simply
incredible that the position or condition OF a
severed member of persons body should az
feet in the least the sensiOlities OF the owner {;
but suffice IS to say that the undertaken with
whom the writer conversed afirms that he
personally knows of numerous cases where
persons who have lost limb declare they
tell pain from an awkward position which the
member was in.
He cited an instance OF a man who lost an
arm IN this city last fall. After being ampu
tated it was sent to the undertaker's for burial
1t was placed IN \ box, the back of the hand
being down, remaining in this position for
several hours. The owner of the severed
member, during that time experienced pain IN
the arm, which grew 80 unbearable that at last
he asked TREND to so TO the undertaker's
and SEQ about the limb. This was at 5: 40 IN
not start off for half an hour, and during that
time the pain had ceased, and the wounded
man SAID he need not go. He went, however,
and found that the undertaken had just finished
caring for the arm that it had been placed in
an easy and natural position in the box. The
time when the arm was changed from the
awkward position to the latter conceded eX.
actly with the time when the owner had felt
the pain leave him. When the friend reported
to the unfortunate man, he the latter said he
knew just how the arm was placed, that he
could feel Its position, and correctly described
the case.
Another case cited by the undertaken was
about man who lost an arm above the elbow.
The member was given to the undertaken and
buried. The man subsequently went to
Lawrence to live. About a year after the
accident he paid the undertaken visit, and
told him his arm for u long time had panied
him a great deal that the fingers seemed
cramped, and that he wanted to see the buried
member. Accordingly, it was dug up and
Examined. and, strange to say, found to have
the fingers tightly turned up toward the palm,
as the man had said they folt to HIM. The
fingers were Strengthened and the arm consigned
again to the ground, and no more trouble was
experienced from it-.Hanchester Mirror.
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FREMONT OHIO. Jan. 25th, 1881.
DIR. b. j. KENDALL Co, Gents-I think 1t my duty 20
render you my thanks for benefits and prots which nave
derived from your Invaluable and far famed Spawn cure
My cousin and had valuable stallion, worth SLOW which
had very bad SPAWN and WAS pronounced by four emf
nent veterinary beyond any cure and that he
horse was done for As last resort advised my
cousin TO try bottle OF Kendalls SPAWN Cure 1t had
magical effect the third bottle cured it, and the horse as
well ms ever Dr. Dick. OF Edinburgh the eminent veteri
nary surgeon uncle OF mine and take great inter
est In assisting his profession. Yours truly, ,,,.
JAMES A. WILSON.
Civil Engineer.
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KendaII's SPAWN Cure

Ia sure In Its effects mild in it's action as IL does not blister
yet IL is penetrating and powerful to reach every
ments such spayins. spnts; cmrbs caous sprNns,
,o,nts OF limbs rheumatism in man. and for any pu
pose for which IMMINENT Is used for man or beast IL s
o tnovn 10 he the best niment for used act
ins mild and yet certain In Its effects. -, 49,,
end address for Illustrated Circular. which we think
syes nostye proef OF virtues No remedy has ever
net with such to our knowledge for
beast as well a. man. ., a. r-a..
have IL or can get for you. viii ne sent TO any
% reeint Of mice by the propretors, DR. B. j. KEN DALI
a CO., Enosburgh Falls. Vermont
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The richest hunting ground for female
beggar would seem TO be New Mexico
and southern Colorado, where the scarcity OF
women predsposes the average citizen to gal
lantry toward the fair sex, and natural reck'
lessness makes hun extravagant IN his gener.
osity Mary Cunio resident in Denver, but
often on the tramp, Is mendlcant by protes-
sion, and drunkard by way of recreation.
She frequently has several thousand dollars in
her possession, and is regular and large, dc,
position In one of the Denver banks. AT sncrt
intervals she starts upon begging expedition
southwark and always returns with good
supply of money Then she enjoys her pros
perity by going on wild spree. Recently
she deposited $l,400 with the Chief OF Police
tor safe keeping. Another police officer says
that he has seen her return from one OF her
expeditions with as much as $4,000. 1t is
thought that she is a good deal OF a capitalist
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The Church of England has of late been
kindly disposed toward that rather irregular
religious body, the Salvation Army, and the
Bishop OF Bedford lately conducted meeting
in which members of the Army did the sing
ing. He spoke of the indifferent masses
which the Church failed to save and which
the Army was somehow awakening 1--WE
will have" SAID he, mo jealousies. 20, IN
Gods name, and drag them out of the mire, il
Won can" The Bishop of Oxford spoke more
cautiously in a sermon devoted to the subject
hut he said the Church dare not forbid these
Jealous men or oppose them, lest it should
be found to be figtipg against God.
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GriQgs's Glycerine Salve.

The best on earth can be truly said OF Griggs
Glvceripe Salve, which is sure cure TOT cuts,
bruises, scalds, burns, wounds, ana al o,n .n
sores will positively cure piles, letter ana all
Yin eruntious. Satisfaction guaranteed OF
money refunded. Only IS cents. For sale oy
all druggists.
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Do not waste your money, and risk injuring
your hair by purchasing useless washes or oils,
out buy something that has record-a remedy
that everybody knows is reliable. Halls Hair
Remover will lnyigorate, strengthen and beautfy
the hair restore its color if faded or turned gray
and render it soft, silken and lustrous.
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j little peach in the orchard grew;
\ little peach OF emerald hue;
Warmed by the sun and wet by the dew,
! grew.
o0e day, passing the orchard through,
That little peach dAwned on the view
~ Johnny Jones and his ester Sue
Them two. =
Up at the peach club they threw;
Down from the stem on which II grew
Veil the little peach Of enersld hue.
&on Dieut
5ae TOOK bite and John chew,
And then the trouble began 10 brew
Trouble the doctor couldn't subdue.
sfoo truel
Under the turf where the daisies grew
They planted John and his sister Sue,
Ard their little souls 10 the angels few.
Boo hooi
Dat what Of the peach OF emerald hue,
Warmed by the sun and wet BY tae dewy
Rhf well; its mission on earth is through.
adieu! st. Leuis Republican
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would like them to receive some substantial
yet graceful recognition of their goodness 10
her, Miss Selma CURLY replied that she had no
doubt that they had paid themselves IN one
way and another.
And this was the futillment of the dream
for which Josephine had often turned away
from the sweet realities of her old life at the
Corner House! There was nothing shameful
IN it; on the contrary 1t had credit and honor,
for the poor girl saw from newspaper and
certificate how her father stood In the esti
mate of his scientific brethren. And she
would inherit a considerable fortune, too
She was assured of that. Yet Josephinc's
head was sick and her whole heart faint.
The crisis came one day, when. rising from
a duuful but nauseating endeavor to mount q
specimen for her father, she iancied she heard
a familiar voice IN the hall. What could have
brought Philip Harvey there, and what sort
of reception would he get from Aunt Selma
fastening from the study, she met that lady
returning from the door with satisfied smile
on her lips.
"Who has been here!' asked the niece
with sinking heart
some young whipper. snapper, wanting &c
see you," returned Aunt Selma. "a Mr.
Harvey. We don't want any of that sort here
| AhoSo ioio"S "ho i've W hoh WIS arc al
ways very sharp after fortunes"
As her aunt spoke Josephine felt the low
dismal hall reel round her, until 1t seemed a.
If the frayed brown oilcloth rose up anC
smote her on the isce-and she had tainted
lie
Itwas summer once more, and the old greer
garden Of the Corner House was again ricf
In color and sweetness. A carriage stands q
the gate. Half an hour ago 1t brought NJ
three people; In a few minutes 1t will carr,
away Only two.
A group Of five advance from the little al
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KendaI|'s SPAWN Cure.

WILTON MINI, Jan. nth. 1881.
BJ KENDALL & Co., Consolidating got a horse book
of Won nv mail year ago. contents OF which persuaded
me T. try Kendas SPAWN Cure the hind leg OF one OF
INV horses which was badly swollen and could not be re-
dncea by any remedy got bottles of Kendas
Spawn Cure of Preston Lndduth Druggists OF Maseea
which completely my horse. About five years ago
had three year old colt sweened very badly used Your
remedy as given your book without reweing aid must
10 Your credit that colt entirely cured which Is
surprise only myself but also to my neighoors foq
sent me the book for the trilng OF y cents ana
coud NOT get another like IL would not take twenty
dollars for IL. Your truly. GEo MAlhh"o'
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From the " Oneonta Press" N. Y.

OSEoSTA, NEW YORK. Jan. 9th, 1881.
Early last summer Messrs. b. }. Kendall Co.. Of Enos
burgh Falls VT made contract with the publishers OF
the Press half column advertisement for one year
setting forth the merits of Kendals SPAWN Cure Az the
same time secured from the firm quantity OF books
entitled DIR. Kendsrs Treatise the Horse and his ID
which giving TO advsncepaylng subscrbers
TO the Press a premium.
About the time the advertisement hrs appeared IN thls
paper Mr. p G. Schermerhorn, who resides near Golfers
had spawned He read the advertisement and con
cluded to test the efficacy OF the remedy, although ms
friends laughed ut his creduy. He bought bottle OF
Kendalls Spawn Cure and commenced using II on the
horse accordance with the directions and he Informed
us this week that effected such complete cure that an
expert who examined the animal recently could
and no trace of the SPAWN the place where had been
located Mr. ShernprhDrn has since secured "A copy OF
Kendas Treatise The HOrs and his Diseases which he
prizes very highly and would be 10th to part with at any
price provided he could not obtain another copy So
much for advertising reliable articles.
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REPTILEs.-The recent floods have been
tough on the snakes that infest the low lands.
Over north of Atkinson is large tract OF
country that was completely inundated AT
one place a fence runs through an intermina-
BILE stretch of swamp, flooded with water.
This fence has been alive with snakes. Every
post and board that was out of water has been
completely covered with a squirmlng mass OF
Shiny reptiles, endeavoring to save their lives,
At another place, in Lorraine township, soil
tary bridge, about ten feet long and as many
wide, arose above a wide waste of waters. The
turnpike leading to this bridge was covered
out of sight. Two boys, idly padding about
In boat one day took potion to go to the
bridge. They found it hideous mound of
snakes, In some parts of the bridge they
were piled up foot or two thick. Every va
riety of snake known in our climate was
there.-Heary County Ne'cs.