Daily Republican., 1882-06-02
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i, Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullner's.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
A sage hen-One who avoids the hawk.
, Average weight Of q ton-A simple ton.
. Trunks, valIses, satchels, 99c. and upwards
i Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
T. II. Eatons pool room, 18th and Market
A live coal is the only thing that can live
!, In fire.
Query-Oan shepherds crook be term cd
q ram rod
/Esthetic editors have their paste made ou,
of sun -four now.
Parker, cupping and leechag, No. 1o3 East
Second street.
Go to /. F. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts,,
for good cigar.
Window and door screens made to order BY
Yerger, 405 Shipley street.
Our choice Mayflowsr at w. Kimble's
Front and MAIDS IN streets.
No matter what vegetables may attain the
cabbage will always be q head.
The Best Minnesota flour at W. j, Kim.
ble's, Front ana Madison streets.
Morning Stat New Process at W. J Kim.
ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine IL X. Plain Gold kings, atE 4.
Hanf 81 East Fou rth street.
Cheapest place IN the city for fine quality
mems furnishing goods, 6l6 Market street.
Tommy asked his mother If the school
teacher'sferule was piece of the board OF ed
ucatiOn.
TAe objection to knee breeches Is that there
Is nothing about them to hide the calf of 80
ciety.
The individual who "stole march, has
been put in the same cell with Procrastina.
tion, the thief Of time.
8 fine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Personal-John come back; all is for.
gwen Pa Kicked the wrong man. He did
not know 1t was you. Stella.
For bargains In furniture and bedding. 20
10 l.. f.. Adair's D7 Market street and sec
his goods and learn his prices.
Men who would not steal a mule will glad.
y take the chance to misappropriate an um.
brella. They lave no use for mule
The slang expression 'taffyn was probably
coined from tho word eptaph, which gener.
ally expresses the same thing.
| Hyou want q rrst class parlor suit made
to order Tor low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to Biake's, No. 233 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
$lOO, at hollands, No. East nrd street,
between Market and King streets.
The largest and best assortment of picture
frames can be found at Il. X. Baughs, bO7
Shipley street
Tho last frost very materially ir jured the
strawberries, and growers think the crop has
been cut short at least one half
Napoleon said Victory belongs to the
| most persevering." That Is enough to de
mOralize every book agent in the country.
Marriage, says recent writer, is like q
oeselged city; those who are inside would
De happy to get out, and those outside desire
| to enter.
"Jane," he said, II thlnK If you lifted YOUR
feet from the fire We might have some heat in
the room. And they had not been married
long either.
Niagara Falls wants worlds fair. The
fair that was proposed Tor Boston may do.
The hackmen will decide upon the matter ut
an early day.
| 1t was good thing for the whalers VIII IN
Jonah blubDered in the marine monster that
took him in. That blubber has made the for
| tune Of thousands.
| "ls your father Christian ?"saId gentle
man to little boy on one occasion, "les,
sir" said the little boy .'but l don't think
he has worked at it lately"
A young lady In Boston office Is so parti-
cular about her personal appearance that
she always takes q peep la the mirror before
answering call In the telephone.
"Did l understand you, sir, to say, that
Senator Voorhees, Is In the habit of tripping
the light fantastic 2" 'Uh, no not at all, i
only spoke OF him as tho famous Dan, sir.'
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter,
preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter,
buck wheat, &C., can be accommodated at II
Il. Moore's stalls. II and "a And street market
II the commissioner of agriculture would
only issue little treatise on the art of graft
Ing new maple sugar on peach trees he would
save the reputation Of many grocer for
honesty.
A tacetious member OF the Connecticut
Legislature has bill to oblige every smith
in the State but one to change his name.
Make 1t apply to the Misses Smith, they
won't kick.
A large and well selected stock Of straw
hats at 4. 5. Humphrey Il Bros furnishing
store, s02 Market street, the finest store In
the city. The celebrated Mackinaw hats a
specially.
John q. Bryant will call upon parties liv-
ing in any section of the city, and will ex-
hibit sari Piles Of Bibles and Albums, upon
receipt OF postal sent to Pennsylvania House,
Front and King streets.
A conceited young fellow said to fair
partner at reception last week, Don't you
think, miss, my mustache becoming ~ To
which she replied, "Well, sir, 1t may be com
Ing, but it's not arrived"
A celebrated lawyer once said that the
three most troublesome clients he ever had
were a young lady who wanted to be u arried
. married woman who wanted divorce, and
an old maid who didn't know what she
wanted.
Carlyle being once asked the difference be-
tween natural fool and an educated fool,
replied "Just about the difference between
you and me, suspect" The questioner was
never able to determine which kind Of a fool
he was.
"Ladies and gentlemen" said an Irish
manager to his audience Of three, "as there's
nobody here, I'll dismiss you all. The per-
formance Of this night Will not be performed,
but will be repeated tomorrow evening for
one consecutive night only
Rose ferry Cook has written very touch.
Ing poem about birds nest tlled with snow
Hang it. Rose, it's all right. AS soon as lhe |
spring birds come and sort them selves in |
pairs, they will scratch around and build |
new nests. 1t Is what they are nade for. Sit |
ting down and crying over tho ruin Of last
years nest is the sickest sort Of split milk
sympathy.
TWO LOVING SOULS.
He gazed into her lustrous eyes, he pressed
her lily hand,
While murm' ring words unto her ear that
only gods command.
Yet, all In vain, she answered not, but gave
kine-like hum,
Till finally, half chokad, she gasped, MY
mouths chuck full O. gun!'
The following conversation between two
colored citizens on the subject OF vaccination
was recently overheard on the streets of Aus
tin. ~ has alb Jut made up my mind to hab
myself vaccinated o second time before ?"
"Yes, sab l'se been vaccinated the second
time three or four times before, and It TUX
every time 'ceptin' de tust time"
"What time is 1t, my dear ?" asked wife
Of her husband, whom she suspected of be.
ing drunk, but who was doing his best to
look sober. We'll, my darling can't TELL"