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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
HEALTH IS WEALTH
YEA 'BoDYb VEALfHdII
Railways
!llsAPARnLlAJ fls0IVIi.

Pvu Mod makes sound neBh, uzun4 bona
ond \ oleoF akin. II yuu would have your daaA
0Ym, your bones sound without caE1es, and yoal
Complexion fitr. use R0dWAy's oArsADoFn.
MAJ D~osolvent.
Aremedy composed a Ingredient. q sxr,.
erdlnAEy medical properoea essential . purity,
lsal, repair ana i~nxiSorste tns erokenSaewn An
tARAANKNT u It's treatment And curA-
No matter oytknat name tho complaint mx
- deaaRnAtod.. whether u - ScrofulA. Con
sumption, oyph,i.s, Ulcers. Sores, Tumors, Bo,ll.
Hy1pelAA Or 6alt-Rhoum, diseases Of tho
LunSS kidneys Bladder, Womb 6stE, Liver,
Stomach or Bowels. either chronic or constitu.
No0Al. the viruo q the disease ID in the BLOOD
which supplies the waste, and builds and 70
DAirS thooe organs and wasted tissues OF the
xystem. II the blood u unhealthy, thS process
Of repair must b unsound.
u . compromising remedy, bot secures the hAr-
moaioxs action OF each Of the organA II estab.
Hshss throughout thu entire system functional
harmony, And supplies the olood-vessels with :
pure and healthy current q now ufe. The skin,
AFTER Z few dAyD USo Of the 6arsapar1llian. be-
comes clear and beautiful Fimplss, Biotches.
mack spots and skin xTuptions arc removed
SORES n Ulcers soon cured Persons suffering
trom ScfofulA, Erupuve Diseases OF the Eyes
Mouth, Ears, LegA Threat and Glands. tina,
have accumulated and spread, either from IN.
cured diseases or mercury. Or from The use O
Corrosive SublimatA. may rely upon . cure u
the BaTsaparilliAn Is continued Asuf1cient time
20 mako it, impression n tho eystem-
Ono bottle contains more Of the active prtnct
Pics Of medicines than any other preparation
Taken In Teaspoonful Doses. white others re
autre 0ve or SIX times ~ much. n Dollar
Per Bottle.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

dranght capacity ofthe humber, bit really mere
useful, work-hor>e- Many thing have onsrire.i
10 effect this desirable end, chief a:l1l, WAici.
have been the intelligent care and coIl>idcratio On
bestowed upon the animal in his every relation
in a word. upon the breeding. And this has
not failed TO include q Very seriol.S modification
of the old methods Of treatment, doing away. iii
many cases. with the inhtlnan ana ltalsy savage
plans pursued in the eradication Il even simple
disorders and ailments. and substituting rational
measures Of relief instead. 4 prominent factor
of this reform, and one Endorsed by owners.
breeders. farmersand stockmcn the coGatry over.
Is ST. JACOBS OIL, recognized hy all who have
used 1t as an exceptionally good remedy !or1Ee
ailments Of the horse and stock generally, re-t-
ing more indications for Its use and eifectinglElr
better results than any article Of n curative ar
remedial nature ever introduced. such breeders
and horsemen as Ari>tid2S Weich, Esq, Of Erlca-
helm, near Philadelphia: Mike Goo,lin. Esq,
Belmont Park, Pa: Calvin II. Priest, formerly in
charge OF MI. Robert fonncr'S stock, New York.
and thousands of Others throughout the country.
who could be named are on the list of 1lnauaii-
ted endorsers OF tic ehcacy OF 81 sco-s OIL.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Time Testers and Burden Bearers.

FROM time imulcmorial the horse has bce.
all remember the comparatively little attention
paid to this most Indispensable of animals. We
say comparatively little attention. for the horse
now: and al those g-ea, neutrality-suspicious.
snows-you would see the pride Of the comfy
ana state stables and farms assembled. But
horses, and as for speedeS-wcll. 90 wa the
great ultimate limit that owners in those days
Desired to strive for. But now q 80 au!r1al Is
esteemed q fair roadster, ani fine animals only
deserve the 'iamc when they can shade tie tlrst
quareroi the third There have B. zen in
meEse strides forward in the right deyelopa,eiNGt
EoFsene>h IN the civilized countries OF the worEt,
IS OWL By The iia.e-rcco.ds Of the racers ana
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

WHEN Sir Nicholas Bacon, a judge in
the reign Of Green Elizabeth, vas on the
bench, he was strongly %imporsuned by a
criminal, to save his life on the score OF
relationship.
..How sol" inquired the Judge.
why" replied the culprit, my name is
Hog, and yours is Bacon, and hog and
bacon are so near kin, tba, they cannct re
separa'ed.'
AYE" sad Sir Nicholas, 'but you and
l can no: be related, except you be hanged;
hog is no bacon. till it is we'll hanged"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Is a Positive Cure
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.

for all the se Painful Complainrs and WeaknessH
50 cosnn0n to our best female population.
1t win cure entirely the wo.st form OF Female Com
olainrs, uTl ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Clcerar
ton Falling and Displncements, and the conse luent
Spinal Weakness, md is particularly adopted to The
Change Of Life.
It will dissolve and exrel tumors from the uterasin
mn carly stage OF development. Tho tendency to cGn-
cerous humorst there's checked very speeduyby Its use.
1t removes f~Aintncss, fa;u:ency,. destroysall craving
for stinulnnts, and relieves weakness OF the stomach.
It cures BlontinG, Headaches, Nervous Prostrauon,
General Debility, S!eep1cssness. Depression and hndi.
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing Jain, weight
and backnche, is ni,ays permanently cured by na uoe.
1t will .. all times and un Ter all circumstances actin
harmony with the laws that govern the female system.
Fer the cure Of Kidney Complaints Of either sex tits
Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDTA f. IINKNAM's VEGETABLE CON.
POCNDi is prepared at 23 and ass Western Avenue
Lynn, Mass. Price 81. Six b~ottlcsfor g. Sent by mail
In the form OF pills, also IL the form Of lozenges, on
peceipt of price. 81 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham
freely answers all letters Of inquiry. Send for panch.
let, Address as above. Een.ion this Puper.
No family should be without LYDIA Z.
LIVER PILLS They cure constipation, bi1iousns. 4
and torpidity Of the liver. Is cents per box
Sold bv all Druggists. &
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A BAD case OF Ii. e.: Gus Singsadly is as
deaf as a post. During one of the cold
days of last week a friend told him he
would freeze his ears if he did not protect
them in some way. Suppose they do
freeze" said Singsadly, "What harm will
that do? They're no good"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

TIMoI.EoN comes home with a hat that
sinks down to his nose. His wife ia hor-
rfied. "But that thing don't fit you, at
all, my dear" 81 know 1t don't, and l
told the halter Sc. But he showed me his
gold medal, n what could ! do2"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

CoLoRLEss AND CODA young gul
deeply regretted that she was so colorless
and colo. Her face was too white, and
her hands and feet felt as though the
blood did not circulate. After one bottle
OF Hop Bitters hed been taken she was the
rosiest and healiLiest sirl in the town,
with a ~vivacity ant: chc"lfIlne>s Of mind
Crafty ing to ier fl tu.s
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A YOUNG man proposed tor the hand of
a beautiful girl. AS she hesitated about
replying, he said: IL await your answer
with bated breath. The girl, who was a
good deal of q humorist. said: 'Well,
Mir. Man, yea will have to bait your breath
with something besides high wines and
Limbcrger cheese to catch your humble
servant. Good evening""
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

Scene IN q recitation room, The an
cient Egyptians were IN, the habit Of sacri-
ficing red headed girls to the devil" Au-
burn haired studcnt-"What did they do
with the authenticated boys?' Professor
-"WLy, they supposed they would 60 of
their Owl accord
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A st. LOUIS man who dreamed that he
was being scalped by the Indians, awoke
to find that his wife, who had dreamed
that she was superintendent of an orphan
asylum, was drawing him out of the bed
by the hair.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

On by one the beautiful legends OF the
world are fading into n%onentitIes. 1t Is
now SAID there is no race of tailed men in
Borneo. Perhaps they don t put the pre-
mum list high enough, and the men
wouldn't race.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Troublesome Children.

that are always wettlng their beds ought
not to be scolded and punished for what
they cannot help. They need a medicine
having a tonic effect on the kidneys and
the urinary organs. Sach a medicine IS
Kidney-Wort. 1t has specific action. Do
not fail to get it for them.-EIchanqe.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A PROFESSOR of French in an Albany
school recently askeda pupil what vas the
gender of academy. The unusuaas. wight
pupil responded that 1t depended on
whether it was a male or female academy.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

THOUSANDS OF young men ID this u
try would become mill.onaires If they
could accomplish it by standing on the
street corners, with hands in their pockets,
splitting tobacco juice on the walks and
making themselves both ornamental and
obnoxious.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A CHICAGO girls usefulness: Thirteen
men crossed Fifth street dry 8 cd yester-
day by simply following in the tracks of a
Chicago girl who is here on a visit.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
On Thirty Days Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co Marshall II Oh. vii
send their Elecsro-Voltaic Belts snd OF er
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days TO
any person Athlete. with Nervous Debility.
Lost Vitality. and kindred troubles, guarantee
ing complete restoration OF visor aid man
hood
Address ~ ab,ve zi;hou, d.lAv.
: P. S-So nsk 10 incDY,ed ~ 6 La,s II al
e allowed
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A HANDSOME lady entered a dry goods
store and inquired for "a bow" The
polite clerk threw himself back and re-
marked that he was at her service. eyes,
but l want a buff, not a green onc," was
the reply. The young mar went on meas
uring goods immediately.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Get the Original.

DR.. Pierce's "Pellets"-the original
Little Liver Pills" (sugar- coated)-cure
sick and bilious headache, sour stomach,
and bilious attacks. By druggists.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

DR.. Pierce's ''Favorite Prescription"
for all those weaknesses peculiar to
women, is an unequalled remedy. Dis
tressing ~backacbe and clearing down.
sensations yield to Its strength giving
properties. BY druggists.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

"lT's q dlsgracefui shame!" exclaimed
Mrs. Smith as her lord and master came IN
IN a demoralized condition. you've been
drinking again, and it was only last week
that you took the pledge. "Just my
luck" SAID Smith; II break everything l
get a hold. Of"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

Il AWAY s did like the character OF s,
Paul. said a boarding house keeper, ''for
he ono said, you know, that we must eat
what IS put before us, : and ask no ques-
ions for conscience sake. l always
thought I should like him for q boarder."
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

ENTHUSIASTICALLY 10 not know why
plum puddlng was So nan ed. unless it was
because it contains every thing from dirt
to nightmare, except plums.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

SYMPATHETIC: Il feel for you deeply
said the hungry man, probing about hlf
sOup bowl for a stray oyster.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A most righteous judgment awarded
DR.. Lindsey TOR the wonderful cures per-
formed by his "Bloo1 Searcher."
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
100000 Persons Cured"

is the glorious record OF ''Anakesis, and mono
but those afflicted with piles, that mos painful
and persistent Of ali diseases, will fully un-
or appreciate the significance Of such
an announcement, Only those who have
wasted time, money and health on olntments,
lotions, electuaries and the innumerable worse
than useless nostfums and catch-pennies put
forth to deceive the ignorant, or what is even
more unsatisfactory suffered from the en-
pirical and routine practice Of careless or ig-
norant doctors. can realize how great a boon
an infallible remedy for piles must be. or
how great a benefactor to the human race the
discoverer, DR.. Silsbee ia Anakesis is not
the chance blunder Of inexperience, but the
result Of 40 years practice and study of Piles
by An accomplished and scientific physician.
It is now endorsed by the most intelligent
physiciaps Of all school. and limited to be
the nea1 Est to au infallible remedy known. 1t
is simple. safe and easy OF application. relieves
pain At once, helps up the sensitive tumors.
,soothes, congresses and medicates tho dis
eased parts and ultimately ours the worst
cases, and any one who Will follow the advice
Of DR.. Silsbee in the printed circular need
never have Piles again It is the only pro-
prietAry medicine we ever saw that not only
cures but tells its customers how to prevent
the disease. Sufferers with Plies should
write to P. Neustaed,er & Co.. Box 1916 New
York, for . sample Of "Anakesis," which will
be sent free.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A RECENT African explorer in giving az
account of his travels, speaks of ants one
inch long. TIE Insects must be 2 giants.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
THIRST and parry: The eminent coun. |

THRUST and parry: The eminent u
sci had been speaking for four hourz In a
complicated appeal case concerning q
boundary wall, when, on gazing at the
bench, he founl that all the judges were
asleep. Il shall no: continue nv argu-
ment,' said he, with great dignity; Il
never Plead, your honors, while you Sleep"
.Ce1'inue, 5rothsr," SAID the Chief JUS
,ice, bcnevolently; though l am differ
entity constituted ans neFer sleep except
when you Plead"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

INT. Clemens, (Mlch.) True Record.)
w. I. Lee, Esq, of this paper says :
Being convinced Of the efficacy of st.
Jacobs Oil In curing rheumatism.
have no h%esftancy in recommending it.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

"MA," said a little girl who had just
commenced her lessons IN geography,
whereabouts shall l find the state of mat
rimony?' CON- replied the mother ''you
will find that to be one Of the United
States"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

! had severe attacks of gravel and kid
nev trouble; was unable to get any medl-
clne or doctor to cure me until l used Hop
Bitters, and they cured ME in a short time.
"A DISTINGUISHED LAWYER OF WAYNE
Co.. n. \.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

ONE REMEDY FOR ONE DoLLAR.-Thcre
Is but one way to cure badness, and that
is by using CARBoLINE, a deodorized ex-
tract Of petroleum, the natural pctoleum
hair renewer. 1t will positively do the
work and it Is the only article that will
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

"WAST any species of clovesa" asked
a peddler of a sa O keeper one day last
week. 'Vat | want un:' asked the pro-
prle;or. ITO take away the smell OF beer
from the BREATH, said the pedd.er. ~ axe
away dot smell Of beer." exclaimed the
man behind the counter. You got SONG
dings Vat makes der shmell stay IN. and l
huys him"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Aliens Brain Food

Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness
Of Generative Organs, $1-all druggists.
Send for circular. Aliens Pharmacy, 813
FIRST av,, n. /.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

Qualification: She told him that she
could read his mind like an open book and
then softly adced, 'blank book"
A NAN cannot smoke bus cigar too short
unless he smokes it too long.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

AEssks. Aok0AS 4 H8ADlY Mutual L.o
Building, Tentu aE1 Ch-sgGuI stree a have On
hard a superb STICK o. .xlrA dne quality DtA-
monds. which tie, oarr =. as sov pics -
stones u me ursi qualify. = Ttncs Alike In coheR
IA .hApo. can b soLI fog.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A remedy with such q reputation rs Hostetter's
Stomach Bltters deserves a far trial. II You are
dyspeptic, your mal.dv VIII eventually yield To It;
If you are feeble, lack flesh and feel Respondent, 1t
will both build and cheer you up If you are con-
stipated, it will relieve, and If bilious, BEAUTIFULLY
stimulate your liver. Don't despond, but make
this effort in the right direction.
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

TIE young mllkman and his betrothed
stood before the registrar of marnages.
"DO you take this mllk-ahem!-this man
for butter or for worse?' the official in
CURED. The girl said it never s-curd to
her before, but she supposed she wloud If
that was the only whey.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
"My BACK Aches So

and | feel miserable said a lar.t working
man. The doctor gu, STONED him and
found he had been habitually cosilve for
years, that now his kidneys we're disord-
cred and his whole system %deranged. Kid
ney- Wort was recomneE Fed and faith
fully AIKEN and in a short time every
trouble was removed. The cleansing and
tonic power of this medicine on the bowels
and kidnsys Is acknowledgements
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

QUERY: When q man hiss his teeth stop
ped ought he to charge the COS TO inci-den-
tai expenses?
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

We are strongly disposed to regard that
person as the best physician who does
most to alleviate human suffering Judged
from his standard. Mrs. Lydia E. Pink
ham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass,
is entitled 10 the front rank, for her Vege-
table Compound is daily working wonder
full cures in female diseases. Send for
circular to the above address.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

'Ihe Lord loveth a cheerful giveE," but
there's no use chucking a copper cent into
a contribution box loud enough to make
the people In the back sest think the COM
munIon service had tun.bled off the altar.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

The mar who won't work fer q dollar q
day will spend two hour trying to solve q
riddle for nothing.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

DowN in Texas when they want to
express loathing for q a they say he's
mean enough to hand q pint bottle filed
with water TO q friend in q dark night.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

SOME men are lnconstant creatures.
They will get up in the middle of the night
and throw their boots at a dog because he
is bowling, and the next night pay five
dollars O seat to hear an Italian opera.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

A len is most incO3sidcratc and mac
countable. Now that she can lay eggs
worth three cents apiece, she takes a vaca-
ton, and refuses to have anything at all to
do with business. By-and-by, when
chicken seed are down TO fifteen cents q
dozen she will put IN extra help, and
vel work nights to food the market.
The hen is no fnancier.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
The Ace of Miracles

The Age of Miracles
Is past. and DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery will not raise the dead, Will
not cure you if your lungs art almost
wasted by consumption. Ii is, however,
unsurpassed both az a pectoral and altera-
tive, and will cure obstinate and severe
diseases of the throat and lungs, coughs,
and bronchial affections. BY virtue of Its
wonderful alternative properties 1t cleanses
and enrlches the blood, cures pimples,
blotches, and erupticns, and causes even
great eating ulcers to heal.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Fever and Ague.

FEVER and A0UK cured for 20 centA There
. net q remedial agent in this world that win
cure Fever and Ague. and other Malarous. BILL
ouS scarlet. Typhoid. Yellow and other feven
(aided by Railways PulG 50 quickly - RAD
WAY'e READY RRLIIV.
II VIII in . few moments, when taken accord.
6tomech. Heartburn, Sick Headache, Diarrh0a
Dysentery, Colic, Wind In the Bowels. and all
Internal Pains.
Travellers should AlWayB carly . bottle OF Rad.
ways Ready Relief with them. A few drops in
wafer viii prevent sickness or pains from
change OF water. It II better than French
brandy or bitterS AZ q st~iHaulAnt.
Miners and Lumbermen should always b
provided with II,
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
No Woman Ese0 Sn~e,

No Woman Need Suner
when Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure can be SO easily obtained and 80 safe
ly used.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

MARROW escape: 'lke has an ;rngatipg
disease; Charlotte russo broke out all over
hum, and If he hadn't worn the Indian
beads as an omelet ii doubtless would have
illuminated fatally"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

Foop for reflection-Esting a large sup
per and going to bed to lie awake and
ihink about 1t.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

LITTLE Mary, who is SIX years old and
very fond of big words, took offense at
something her older brother SAID. "Wby,
Mary, | did not mean my answer in any
such sense as you suppose, " said the boy.
wei, you intimidated as much, any
way replied the angry little miss.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

On a pleasant fall day some persons
will t%houghtlessly expose themselves as in
summer, and take q severe cold. For
such, immediate relief offers itself In DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup. % cents q bottle.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

MANY years ago, In Connecticut, a GER
tain Justice was called upon to liberate a
worthless debtor. by receiving his oath
that he was not worth five pU nds. well,
JOHNNY" said the Justice, as he entered,
''can you swear that you ale not worth
five pounds. and never will be?'
"Why," answered the other, rather cha
grinei at uthc question, II can swear That
l am not worth that amount, just Mt pres
ent."
"Well, WE'LL returned the justice, Il
can swear to the rest-so you car CO."
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18
Skinny Men.

Uel.s' Health Eeuewer. Absoln:e cure lor
neryous debility. d.eps pels. mental or phssi-
cai decline. 81 a. d nse,-is Prepaid = e1-
$500 81 Is 6 for 80. l. WELLS. jersey
+ tv \. ].
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-03-18

Mr.. LosKE tells q good anecdote OF an
freshman giving the password at the battle
os Fontenoy, at the time the great SAKE
was Marshal.
'The pess-w ord is SAKE; now don't for
get It," said the Colonel to Pat.
sacks. Faith and l will not. Wasn't
my father a Iniller2'
"Who goes there!' cried the sentinel,
after ke arrived at the post.
Pat looked as cofidcntly as possible, and
In a sort Of whispered howl, replied.
Bags! yer hOnor!"