The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-05-11

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BY oosT1ArrTxo disraAe yoa help V
spfrad IL QnerY. isn't iss
II IcAx'r account ios il r exclaimed
the d<fsulsing Rank cashier. r.-Phaddef.
phia Asm.
SMOKING and chewing Are tso esila.
and re Who select The sugfncs ~hsss the
irss. - Genrssr-j1ursai
Foss Avs he never finishes . csgAx hui
he thinks, Another trmpsAisou r~Hov~i
from the .pung men II Arurr.na-
Ir Il hai luck soF shxt@~n p~r>,ns ~
sit down together at . table. ~ep-sslir
II there j. oily dinner enough ix Ten.
The CT il sn- great American prrHsa
donna. II l-ooa,aeks we're hoaqu~tx.
her nine lives Would BE- ssrva With
ro~s-.
...Axp plat wul " want sirh man -
pssnrsch !trs'' sAii Mrs.. Mrt;.ot~. .Yr
niyer cui thrust him ous yer .sgl.i. onli~@
&c Vas Vii him"
WHAT j. rAil.i rss,~rsahility j. great
help 10 many meIa. DLcc tary hare -
'siaed il. they can put IN liz si.~r. /,
MI 40 The mosi su.d
Ak Indian chisi in waAhirgfon vent
70 Sc The Ideal Opera Ccmp~av. When
n w. Whitney gave particularly lov
note the cil,ef aaai: Ugh him h~ap
dug out.
RKsT il said 20 he the slasaun Il manv
puxxling I<rplexiiir>. IL that's -. ned
like 70 solntr plxxllng p~rpl~xsss about
three hundred and sax;y-five times .
ycAr.-I -Iaurssr-joarnai
Az IAisH gentleman. hearing ~ .
friend having : stone catiiu made for
himself, exclaimed: BE me sosl. IN
iha,'s . good ideA, shnr~. ~ stone
cof6n nd last man his lifetime
A pxxxsYLyANiA lov rc~nsly s~al-
lowed . hors~-khnr nal without ~xp~Yi-
encing anv i'll ess-r;s. Ii III hal lodged
in his throat IL would have naAlr Linn .
little horse SURE. --Norrs.fsrn Hrn a.
lis THis The srons Il th~ cApatals"
asked = nr.iy-ary.yo1 stranger a N
Austin darkrv. NO. sAh: lis hv~l SIDE
in front am dc rear. II yer ~ants s~s
- tho trout Yer nnSt 60 arannd das
behind ON de uddrr sldr. - I.xas S.ft-
is1s.
Mr. sox," asked clsr.cal parent II
his hungry boy Who "a. la~t IN Oh.
starvation prrsoi. Il ~isA y.s auuli
make study u Watts rn tie Mind
- will, pa. ~As the quick aa.s.vr, ..as
soon . | have s,u.iaci what. IN the
stomach"
CALCULATED 10 I'LL il: II I'll vun..
c.,ntinursi Pansr~s. brown i>aa rt loo
the place. In tacs, dnat know ef =
place that h- u calculated Ia I'll
Don't be inirmp-raia IN YOUR rlnarks.
Pingrey. sAal Fvgs. "soa :arg~s ha~
stomach"
Yrs. said the INJURED party b the
owner 81 the dos. Il knnS the dos ~as
anly ia play when he hit Alsoat half :
pound IL as.h Ont II n~. Certainly Lr
xas only in play. And | ~as unly In
rlay when took An n ami rna.ir hash
Il him. only in play. s,r. Nothing -
get mad about r
"TELL your no,Lcr TN cnmins ~ -
her. said laaly 70 Mrs. Gsh~an Eev-
loves little boy. Who replssl. . fm
glad yon ara coming. Mamma will hc
glad, Too" How 10 yon kn.x your
mother viii L. glAl u 80 nar.s Askgl
the laiy. Because / heard her III
papa. Yesterday. that aob,.i ever came
10 the hon~r except tarn ~aiA Illls "
collect. "-.iassaR .>.lfings.
Hrs exit: There AAl h<~n seeming
coolnrss between the lowers. Oae dAy
Emllys scloolmai~ yrntnrrd IA rvfcr "a
the subject and ask~si her: When did
you sro Charlie lAety' Tive weeks
ago tonight" What vas h~ lrang y
.Tryin1 10 get over the fence. "nAl
he appear 10 b. much asstat~<is- 80
greatly. returned Emily. :. thai i tod
al The strength of pApA's ncv hall-dag
| ~ hold him