The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-04-07

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"A young attorney At Brownsville,
Ky, who failed TO- get license 10 prac-
tice law. has gone to chopping wood for
. living.
"A rattlesnake confined in > cage for
eleven months shed its skin four times,
ate sixty rats, and, although it had &C.
cess to tank of water, N apparatus
prepared for the purpose proved it had
never drank a drop.
The London sGxaSdtsnl SA5S tkaGs
Elm spite of anti-religious manifestations,
there never was . time when religion
commanded -mppex Intelligent interest
than in these days. This comedies with
efsct that theological b06a1 teok tho
lead in the literary Publications Of En-
gland for 1881. .iss,s, eies4sss
Half the silver half dollalraa ciirculated
in Montana are alleged to be! counter
feits made by the Chinese in San Fra
cisco. They are described q Of exackly
the weight OF the genuine ones, and q
one thity-second part of an inch larger
in Diameter. They contain only sixteen
cents worth Of silver. which is al On tho
surfaces-ChscSgo Hesos. a'aps
Don't scowl; It spoils faces. Before
you know it your forehead win resemble
small railroad map. There is grand
trunk line now from your cowlick to tho
edge of your nose, intersected by paral-
lei lines, running east and west, with
curves arching your eyebrows; and oh,
how much older you look for it! ScoWl
ING is habit that steels on Us unawares.
|-Wisconsin State Journal. sSs ..
There is considerable evidence 70
show that Nathan d. Marshall, of Cam
den vvho coum;ttet1 s,,ic;fle. vvns ,inf3u.
enced to take his own life by his extraor-
binary friendship for Horace Hammel,
the defaulting secretary Of the Newton
Building Association. The two men had
lived upon terms of the closest intimacy
from boyhood, and the horror Of testify
ing against his lifelong friend, at whose
+r;Sl Ro h.1 heon .umneoued ae a witness
-. ny Ia>. 80 o'... ~. "
y tnOuSnt 70 nave unDaiiauceu AZ. aak.
shall Is mind. At least there was no other
known cause Tor the act q an es0maols
citizen. Chicago Times. =.
"A lady of rank, proudly conscious Of
her dignity, one day descanting on the
superiority of the nobility, remarked to
. large company of visitors that the three
classes of the community nobility. gem
try, and c0mmonalty-might very well
be compared to the three materials, china,
deli and crockery. A few minutes
elapsed, when one OF the company ex-
pressed desire 10 see the ladyS nuie
girl, who was IN the nursery: Jonn, the
iootman, was d!sPatcned WIN oruets 70
the nursery-maid, to whom he called ous
from the bottom OF the stairs, IN an audi
pie voice: ''aolo' Crockery' Dnng httle
Cmna! -
-Epitaph hunters may DO glad to know
that . rich reward awaits the enterpris-
ing ,searcher, in the lonely mountain
gulches of Colorado. The following
specimens viii serve to illustrate the
prevailing sentiment of these Last trib-
utes:
But wa Was SLOW On tie draw;
So We planted him outin the ~;
which is equivalent to saying thas Il u
essential to be quick a. well - brave.
Another inscription thus accounts for .
tragedy in which man shot his wife
and then killed himself IN dismal
gulch near Del Norte: 1.-TWO poor ten
derfeet-couldn't stand the altitude. -
Chicago Tribune.
About a year ago tree fell across
the platform Of street-car in the out
skirts of Philadelphia and seriously in
tiured the conductor, who expected to bo
cripple for, the rest of his life. All
sense or feeling had departed from his
lower limbs, upon which not even gal
yanic shock produced the slightest effect,
and several doctors gave up his case -
hopeless. About fortnight ago the
conductor, while re'sching as tar as pos
sible for an article above his head. feis
something in bis back snap suddenly and
violently. When he recovered from his
alarm he found that sensation had re-
turned to his lower limbs, ana ne Is now