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Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1882-10-30

@My@ For Dyspepsia,
G o stive ness,
ES4AAAAA4ASAAA Sick Headache,
<SSNlgZ%~ Chronic Diar-
/ III vSAS rhoea, Jaundices
l$&S Impurity of the
AW$MoA 81 Blood, Fever and
V3ayIKXzsIiy and all diseases
= caused by De-
rangement of Liver, Bowels and Kidneys
SYMPTOMS OF Il DISEASED LIVER.
Bad Breath; Pain in the Side, sometimes thu
pain is felt under the Skoulder-blade mistaken fer
enerav eost;ys soe.imes al,erpat;ns with lax:
the head is troubled with pain, is dull and heavy.
with considerable loss Of memory, accompanied
with painful sensation of leaving undone something
which ought to have been done; slight, dry cough
and flushed face is sometimes an attendant, often
mistaken for consumption; the patient complains
of WEAKNESS and debility; nervous, easily startled
feet cold or burning, sometimes prickly sensation
and although satisfied that exercise would be bene
fetal, yet hardly summon up fortirude to
try it-in fact, dstrusts every remedy. Several
of the above symptoms attend the disease, but
have occurred when but few of them existed, yet
examination after death has slsrn the Liver to
have been extensively deranged.
It should be used by all persons, old and
young, whenever any of the above
symptoms appear.
Persons Travelling or Living in I'm
healthy Localities, by taking dose OCCASION
ally to keep the Liver in healthy action will AVOID
all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Maui
sea, Drowsness, Depression of Spirits, etc. 1t
will invigorate like glass of wine, but is no in.
toxicating beverage.
If You have eaten anything hard OF
digestion, feel heavy after meals, Sleep
less at night, take dose and you will be relieved.
Time and Doctors Bills will be saved
by always keeping the Regulator
in the Housei
For, whatever the ailment may be, thoroughly
safe purgative, Alternative and tonic Can
never be out of place. The remedy is harmless
and does not interfere with business or
pleasure.
IT Is PURELY VEGETABLE,
And has all the power and efficacy of Calomel or
Quinine, without any of the injurious after effects.
A Governors Testimony.
Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use in my
family for some time, and am satisfied it is a
valuable ADDITION 10 the medical science.
J. GILL SHORTER, Governor OF Ala.
Hon. Alexander n. Stephens, of Ga,
says: Have derived some benefit from the of
Simmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it a
further trial.
"The only Thing that never fails to
Re1ieve."-I have used many remedies for Dys-
pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never
have found anything to benefit me to the extent
Simmons Liver Regulator has. 1 sent from Min
nesota to Georgia for it, and would send further for
such medicine, and would advise all who are sim
iary affected give it trial as seems the only
thing that never fails to relieve.
P. M. JANNEY, Minneapolis, MINI.
DR.. 7. ". Mason says: From actual
perience in the use of Simmons Liver Regulator in
my practice l have been and am satisfied to use
and prescribe it purgative medicine.
RSgTake only the Genuine, which always
has the Wrapper the red Trade-NIark
and Signature of j. n. ZEILIN & CO.
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Rev Haven and Derby Railroxd,
hOusatOnic Railroad,

WINTER ARRANGEMENT, IN EFFECT
OCTOBER ., 1854.
Through Cars Between Bridgeport
and Albany.
Shortest Quickest and Cheapest
Route for Albany, Troy, Sar-
atoga and the West.
PASSENGER TRAINS
Lave BRIDGEPORT far ALBANY, TROY, sARATo-
GA ana tbs WEST, 1910 = ua. upon arrival Of
940 .. m train from New HAven) WITH
THROUGH CAR FOR ALBANY. arriv-
connecting At Albany with $40 r. m Ohicngc
E1press, arriving In Chicago at 500 the nezt
Tsn Rev hsSsn s.ns,n s,ss
Returning Train ssvss Pitssnsid q 500 :. M, Stat.
THaoTSh GaR Y. stats eisH Lin.5 srrI VIM
In Bridgepors at 1880 p. m.. New Haven at l:i6
Through TiShsts sold and baggage ohec.sd direct
stonie Stations, North Adams Albany Troy ana ssTa-
Re; AyrRnL, General Tickle. Ag.ns.
General omces Bridgeport, Conn.
NaugatucIx Railroad.
COMMENCING Monday, November z, 1881, trains
~ leave New Haven via N, ii. d. r. R., connect
7:oc .. m.-oonnecting at Ansonia with PASSENGER
train for Waterbury, Litohneld and WIN
$3.50 e. m.--Ihroush car for Waterbury. watsr.own,
400 p. m--oonnsotins at Ansonia with passenger
s:as p. m..Threugh sss Tor waterbury, w.ssr.own.
6:16 p. m.-Connectins at Ansonia for Waterbury
FOR NEW HAvEN-Trnins leave wfnsted 7.OS n
nj is VIZ snsTSsa Ss and = $40
car. do 0is1A car 1850 dRohaa T. 81 RA through
- Superintendent
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f1na1uial.

NEW YORK. Oct. % 3 P. RI
Money closed at 5a6 per cent.
Exchange unchanged.
Governments closed strong.
Closing prices reported over the private wire OF
BQNNELII 4 SQRA Nrr0N Iankara and 1,=.,a..,
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ESOUeeh Oh SOfhss
Ask for CROUCH on Corns." 15c. Quick
relief; complete, permanent cure. Corns,
warts, ban:ons.
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CARD.-To all who are suffering from
the errors and indiscretions of youth, nerv
Gus weakness, early decay, loss of manhood
&C., will send recipe that will cure you
free of charge. This great remedy was dis
covered by missionary in South America
Send a self addressed envelope to the Rev
Joseph T. Inman, Station D, New York city
oc16 eod-w1y
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"QU1ok AS WINK "-Rockwood's Instan-
taneous Photographs, II Union Square, New
York city. Mr.. lockwood gives personal at
tention to the posing of sitters. o13 eod3m
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NERVOUSNESS, debility and exhausted vitali-
ty cured by using Browns Iron Bitters.
OPT 6d1w
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oSournal srD Gnnrier.
Monday Morning. Oct. 80, 1882.

The Teachers Convention.
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GrabeIcys' @u1es
Starin's New Haven Trans
pOrtatiOn Lints.
Daily Except Saturday.

- nsiE-A Leave New Haven from starin's Dock
- at 1918 M. The JOHN Il. sTARIN,
day Ths Err AsTUs CORNING Capt spoor, every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday '
Retufning leave New York from Pier H. foot NJ,
Gortl& Wa street At p ;. the sTARIN Mon
Sunday Tuesday and Thureday. The only sunday
night boat from New York
Fare, with berth in cabin 81 with errh In stat.
room. SIS Excursion ttcGets S1.bc
Free Coach leaves the depot at 8,lU .. M Leaves
commencing ut $3.50 p. m.
Tickets sold and baggage checked to Philadelphia.
Passengers by Fair RaTeT End WestvilIe cars can
stop at Brewery street, rpls tl-ee blocks from the
boat. ~
Tickets and Stateroonle be cha nd at McAI-
lister Warrens (our town office, The Tontin
Hotel. and at 500 and 35l Chapel stree,
B. AILI ER, Agent.
je15 New Havane CT,
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COrns. BuniOns and Calluses.
NALL for the Gia mt Corn * Eller and take no
" other. complete cure guaranteed. No cure,
pay Is clean and perfectly safe to use Does not
make the feet Why suffer when for 25c you can
be warranted positive cure? brush for apply
ing in each bottle also rubber stopper to prevent
aste. Make mistake, but get the Genutns Gil
ant Corn Killer. prepared only by HENRY A.
MINER, Pharmacist Cambridge, Mass. For sale in
New Haven by J. g. Coburn G. N. Aning, g. A. Cess
ner, and Richardson 90. au1a eod3m
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BUILDERS,
se15 NEW HAVEN, CONN.
ssSA&@, DIR. y. w. FIS&E. -
RaEH Clairvoyant Physician FT
AN and Magnetic Healer, .AJ4
S1TzMSS> business and Test Medium ~ -
AFF1OENo. 270 Chapel street, New Haven Conn
~ where he can be consulted regularly every
month from the morning OF the 10th until the o2d
ut p. m. Office hours from y a to y D. M
The Doctor has visited New Haven regularly svarv
month for six years, and is highly recommended
by the people and the PRESS the great Healer and
Physician If sick need valuable advice do
not fall to consult him. DIR Fiske has had n wears
experience in the practice O. medicine and has
thousands of the NEST 'shing Of ali ,hron
tc and long standing Diseases of whatever zap or
ture The Doctor has the gift to describe svery pain
and secret disease at sight Tho Doctor daily recei
wing testimonials from patients cured OF Coughs Iy-
and Kidney Diseases, Female Weakness, Humors in
the Blood, and several recently cured of Paralysis
His magnetic passes give power and strength to
flock to his rooms, scarcely ne goes away who does
not receive benefit. His prices are so reasonable
that rich ana alike can be restored to health
The Doctor also gives valuable advice on business
matters, and all the affairs Of life both social and
financial including journeys. lawsuits gains losses,
absent friends and great success in selecting lucky
numbers Sittings for business afaiFs or examina-
tton OF the sick, 81. Communications by letter
besinesR OF heslth must contain 90, age, sex, .
och Of hair and stamp, Address Lock Box Lass, Nor
wtoh, OF, For further particulars send stamp and
get circular. au19 dAw
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TobaccOnist, "a Church Street, New
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GOODWIN & 60, Foot of Grand Street, = r. New X
LARGEST Cigarette Manufacturers in the United States

u, S, DEPARTMENT OF AGRlCUl lURt.
WASHINGTON D. c., October 7th 1882
Mess. GOODWIN s. Co., NEW YORK CITY.
GENTLEMEN
have purchased different places in Washington ana
Georgetown, DC fifty 500 samples each of Old Judge
Cigarettes and SC Old Judge Smoking IODaccO.
samples of the cigarettes or of the Smoking iooaeco
place In the seals upon
the nackages were unbroken when bought submitted
these several samples Cigarettes and Smoking Tobacco
thorough chemical examination of determining
whether they contained any Opium other deleterious sub
stance nd several times repeated the work
AS result of my examination, have failed in every case
to find the least trace Opium opium compounds or injurious
substances of any kind added to the Tobacco
Sincerely yours,
PETER COLLIER.
Chemist of the Department Of Agriculture
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UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA.

UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA.
DIR. F. A. GENTH,
Consulting and Analyica5 Chemist $500
W. PHILADELPHIA Sept, 10th, 1882
MESS GOODWIN & Co, New YORK.
GENTLEMEN
In accordance instructions received from YOU
have purchased fifty different stores in this city fifty pack
ages each of your {! Old Judge Smoking EODacco
and yudge Cigarettes and taking portion from
have careful analysis This examination was especially
made for the purpose asceaning whether contained
Onium or derivatives any other injurious sub
foreign to Tobacco 1870. , $3.50 .o.:f,, o.. ,o
Having obtained only negative results testify to the
purity of your g Old 5udse Smoking EoDacco ana
/" Old Judge Cigarettcs.''
Yours truly,
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Close of tn . Annual Standardization of
Omcers-Other Closing Work.
At the teachers convention Saturday Off
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1882-06-01
PHYSICAL Dereneracy In Cities,

mating the comparative health of city
residents and country people is the early
Spring, for Winter gives increase Of APP
petite and compels stout physical resist
ance of low temperature. The conlparl-
son is decidedly against city life. Young
and old, rich and poor, the denizens of
large cities appear to physical disadvant-
age beside rural residents of equal intel
ligence. In the city there are many lux
uries that come to be regarded as neces-
sites, exercise worth the name is almost
unknown. the atmosphere out of doors
is far inferior to that twenty miles away,
while indoors, thanks to small rooms,
small wall exposure and imperfect
plumbing, the air is generally unfit 70
breathe. City people as rule are far
more careful in their physical habits
than country people, but no attention to
minor details can compensate for lack OF
exercise, pure air and the vigorous ap-
petite that insures sufficient physical re-
pair. City people may display roster
faces and brighter eyes than their coun-
try cousins, but consumptives, at GER
tain stage of their malady, can out do
either. The test of health is endurance,
and, judged by this, either mental or
physical, the city man is the inferior of
the country man. The rage for athletic
sports among city youth is good as ,ar
as it goes, but it does not 60 farenough:
of the members of boat clubs. ball clubs
and similar organizations, about one in
ten do something, while the other nine
think it sufficient sport to thrust their
hands into their pockets and look on
There are plenty of ways of overcoming
most of the degenerating influences OF
city life, but the fact that few people
avail themselves of them shows that the
city man does not even know what good
physical condition is.-New York Her
0II
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After Twenty Years.

A man in Missouri the other day was
trying to raise $50. He exhausted his
resources in vain and was about giving
up in despair. A sudden thought struck
him. Arising he girt his loins about
him and HE'D him to Little Rock. Leav-
ing the train he made his way to the
State House, inserted his fingers into a
crevice in the foundation and drew out
a 500 bill which he had secreted while
prisoner at Little Rock during the
war. nearly twenty years before, but
whose existence he had quite forgotten,
even during previous occasions when
much in need of money. LAS I took
the bill from its hiding-place." says the
old man-or the reporter-''a food of
recollections poured over me. For a
moment I could see the hungry faces
around me; could see ragged forms,
and | could hear the half piaintive, half
revengeful voices around me. l felt for
moment as | must have felt when
placed the money in its hiding-place;
and, upon my word, although / had
eaten a hearty dinner. felt for o time
as though / could eat a roasted mule"
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Cnilara Snnps.

College music is seldom original, old
tunes being fitted to new words and
pressed into service. Operate airs are
frey called upon, as in the case of the
Trumpet Song from II Puritani,"
whssscrvt society songs, anu Sometimes
to the Latin words of ''Lauriger;' and
such odd conjunctions as MARY had a
little lamb, shouting the battle cry of
freedom are not uncommon. The
wearisome old ..Greeuyille' is divorced
from Far from mortal cares retreat
ing" and made almost tolerable with
the words, "Saw my leg off. short" the
two final notes of each strain of the tune
being omitted. The '.Menagerie has
done good service. The DERBY Ram
and "Binga'' are adaptations of old
English school songs. The song of
Peter Gray in its original shape was
serious song called Pleasant Michi-
gan" of which the last word in the re-
frain was heightened to 'Michigan-i-a-
a-a." The burlesqJle "Yilkins and his
Dinah," borrowed by some of the col
leges from the old Bowery Theatre, was
in like manner rustic sentimental song
of the old school, called "Sir William
ana Dlana SpflnSlielu nouHt8lH
was familiar in Western Massachusetts
before the college boys took it up. The
air to which Kirke Whites hymn when
marshalled ON the nightly plain is us
ually sung has a singular effect when
the words of the Three Grows" are
deaconed off to it, after the fashion OF
"Bohunkus." If there is any music in
this country, outside of the well-worn
Ethiopian melodies now out of fashion,
which can be said to constitute dis
tinctively American school, perhaps
there is none better entitled to be SO
reckoned than that composite product
of the musical geniuses in the schools
of America now known as college songs.
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All domestic rules must be waived on
occasion, as the judgment demands.
For instance. though regularity of meals
is of the utmost Importance for the
health of the individual, yet we must
take into consideration age, sex. man.
ner of life, seasons, and habits, as lead
ing to some notifications. Children
cannot be confined SO regularly to meals,
as their digestion is more active. in or
der that material be supplied for the
growth of the body. They should, there
fore, be allowed food when hungry. Old
men require food often, as their stom-
achs are able to digest only little at a
time. Women, likewise, being more
feeble in their digestive organs than
men. can only take the lighter kinds of
food. and only little at time, and
consequently they require food more
frequently than the other sex. Persons
leading sedentary life can do without
food much longer than those engaged in
an active one. In winter the appetite is
keener than in summer, and the meals
may be more frequent, for the digestion
is better. Habit, it must always be rec
elected, is everything in diet. and must
never be rashly interfered with.
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What Iowa Girls Are Taught.

At the Iowa agricultural college every
girl in the junior class has learned to
make good bread, weighing and measur-
ing their ingredients, mixing, kneading,
and baking and regulating her fire
Each has also been taught to make yeast
and to bake biscuits, puddings, pies,
and cakes OF various kinds; how to cook
q roast. broil a steak and make cup of
coffee, how to stuff and roast turkey,
make oyster soup, prepare materials for
other soups, steam and mash potatoes so
that they will melt in the mouth; and, in
short. TO prepare 3 tirst-class meal, COM
bining both substantial and fancy dish
es, in good style. Theory and manual
skill have gone hand in hand. Vast
stores of learning have been accumulat-
ed in the arts of canning, preserving,
and picking fruits. and they have taken
practical lessons in the details of house
hold Arrangements such as house-furnish-
ing, care of beds and bedding, washing
and ironing, care CT the sick, etc. The
girls. we are informed. are also thorough
ly grounded in science, mathematics
and English literature. If there is any
thing that challenges the unlimited re-
spect and devotion OF the masculine
mind it is the ability in woman to man
age well her own household.
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WHOLE NO. 1899.
Ralnh Waldo Emerson.

The death of the Sage of Concord"
leaves wide gap in the field of Ameri-
can literature. His friend and co-work-
er in philosophy, Carlyle, died, an octo-
genarian, last year; another dear friend
with whom he had been strongly bound
in bonds of love for half a century
Longfellow-has only just been laid un-
der the sod, also at an advanced age.
Of all three might well be said, in Emer-
sons own words:
when life has been well spent age is a loss
which it can well spare-muscular strength,
organic instincts, gross bulk, and works that
belong to these; but the central wisdom, which
was old in infancy, Is young at four-seore
years, and, dropping of distinctions, leaves In
happy subject the mind purified and wise. l
ton old"
Between Carlyle and Emerson the tie
was close. Carlyle was the elder by
eight years. Emerson was so. and in
the plenitude of his powers, when they
first met Each could serve the other.
Emerson's Mature" was eight years in
running through az edition of 500 in this
country. Carlyle got it republished in
London, where he succeeded az once
and Tony Blackwood exclaimed: SAT
last the Americans have written book"
''Sartor Resartus'' could get no pub
Usher in London till Emerson had il
printed here, and CARLYLE wrote grate-
fully that he had received many dollars
from American publishers before SIN
gle English publisher dared to risk
money in the book.
Emerson's fame. in our day, viii rest
upon his essays, and lectures, some of
which have been republished among the
essays. Indeed, all his prose works,
except mature" might have been pub
lished under the general title OF ESSAYS.
They are brimful Of flashes of wit, sar-
casm, sense, and kindly humor. One
wonders that so dreamy philosopher
could have been at the same time SO
keen critic of manners, so thorough q
man of the world, SO full OF hard com
mon sense, and such a master of playful
satire
He would have been great poet had
he not preferred to writein prose. Much
of his prose, indeed, is unrhymed verse
The few poems he published contain the
true poetic fire, and graceful melody.
According to Mr.. Bartlett, the dead
philosopher had an erect. slender figure,
rather above the medium height. His
appearance in life, though digniiied. was
very retiring, and singularly refined and
gentlemanly. lis face had q thought
ful and somewhat preoccupied express
sion, with keen eyes and aquiline nose.
His countenance lighted up with rare
of humor. Of which he had
the keenest sense, but his chief charac-
teristic was benelcence and courtesy.
which never failed, whether addressing
the humbiest pauper or the most distin-
guished scholar.
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& Tough Customer.
BY WA. T.. KEESE.

Let me tell you tale that was oncetold TO me.
And although it was told me in prose at the
time
II the story Will lose any reason by rhyme.
There came TO the store in village one day
long and lank stranger IL homespun ar
And "Good mornin'" said he in difident way,
I've jes' come up TO town for bit of
trade
The proprietor nodded and cheerily spoke:
well, what can do for you, neighbor, and
howY
"wal, one OF wife's knittin' needles ez broke,
An she wants me to git one-how much be
they now?'
They're two cents apiece "Wal say, Mister,
I've got fresh egg, an my wife sez to me,
Swap the egg for the needle'-it seems bit
But the things about EVENTS big 'un,
yer see.'
Said the storekeeper presently, We'll, don't
he laid down the needle and put the egg by
When the eountryman blurted out, Amt yer
inclined
To treat new customer?-fact is, I'm dry"
Though staggered a little, it must be con-
fessed.
BY the customer coming it rather too free;
The dealer responded, well. what shall it
be?'
wal, drop of Msdairy I reckon 'ul pass;
I've bin used ter thet, see, ever since was
born
The storekeeper banded a bottle and glass,
And his customer poured out a generous
horn.
For moment he eyed the gratuitous dram
With the air OF man who must something
resign.
Then blGndly remarked, do yer know that
Very partial TO mixing an egg in my wineY''
80 well, let us finish this matter, beg;
You're very particular. though, must say"
The srorekeeper muttered and handed an egg,
The idet ticai one lie had taken in pay.
On the rim Of the tumbler the man broke the
gEeil-
Its ceit'inly handsome the way yer treat
folk"
Ee opened Il deftly, and pmmply 1t fell
With splash, and 10 wo1der--it held doable
yolG!
The customer saw and long breath ne drew
Look, Mister, that egg has Two yclks, de-
c,Grel
Instead of one needle I've paid yer for two
SO hand lie another an then Wen bs
square"