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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-06-29
ssDraEgillg PainS.''

DR.; r. V: Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y: Dear
Sir-My wife had suffered with "female
weakness" for nearly three years. At
times she could hardly move, she had
such dragging pains. We often saw your
"Favorite Prescription" advertised, but
supposed like most patent medicines it
did not amount to anything, but at last
concluded to try a bottle, which she did
1t made her sick at first, but it began to
show it's effect in a marked improvement,
and two bottles cured her. Yours, ETC.,
a. J. Huyck, Deposit, N. Y.
''Do fishes make sounds" asks Mon
| mouth girl. Why certainly, and they are
shipped to the interior to clarity cider.
DIR. Piercc's ''Pellets," or sugar-coated
granu!es-the original ''little liver pills, ~
(beware of imitations)- sick and
bilious headache, cleanse the stomach
and bowels, and purify the blood. To
get genuine, see DR.. Pierce's signature
| and portrait on Government stamps. -
cents per vial, by druggists.
It's the woman who has the brown plush
| sacque on who can quickest tell a sealskin
wh IN she sees it on another woman,
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"A SAL f'aCC.

There is no cure for consumption
and yet consumption Of lungs, liver or kid.
neys may be chico ked and the decay arrest
cd by using DR.. Guysotts Yellow Dock and
Sarsparilla. 1t strengthens every organ Of
life and restores all lost or impaired organ
ic functions to their normal condition. A
single bottle will convince you OF its great
merit. (Ask your druggist to get it for you.
We do not wish to be cruel, but would
simply remark that Mr.. Buell. has acted like
a ROcl
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Suicide Made Easy.

Let your liver complaint take tbs
own course and don't take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" Sold by
druggists.
Patti wept when she left America. Patti
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FARMERS COLUMN,
Agricultural Items.

The apple orchards. north and east,
have just passed their blossoming stage,
and the prospect for fruits in New York,
the New England states, New Jersey,
and eastern Pennsylvania were never
better.
len years ago, the man who should
have predicted that Iowa, in 1881, would
rank forth az butter producing state,
would have been reckoned as a crank
Yet she did, being outranked only by
New York, Pennsylvania and Ohio.
Cayenne pepper blown into cracks
where mice and cockroaches arc accus-
toned to haunt, will drive them away.
The annual value of our dairy crop is
more than double that of the cotton crop,
and the production of cotton is by no
means small industry.
Where worms in:est flower. pots they
may be driven out by mixing an ounce
of ammonia in gallon of water, and
with the solution water the plants.
Farmers should read and think more
and work less. Builders and their employ
es in the cities work but ten hours Il day
".A>A Nt&I ~ AAOAO tAtln Viz IATlutfS anu
their hands. who work fourteen to six
teen hours daily. And the mechanics
declare they are not going to work more
than eight hours day by and by.
A discussion in European papers upon
the question of the effects of freezing
upon the flavor of meat, participated in
by many chief cooks and stewards, ap-
pears to show that even the develop
ment of flavor is arrested and kept in
allegiance by the congelation. If frozen
at once after being Killed it is as devoid
of favor immediately OH being thawed,
but ''ripens" in the same time and man
ncr when liberated from the torponic
crutch as if never had been in its power.
positive advantage, we'll understood in
our Northern States and Canada, of Il dc
cided effect of freezing in increasing
Tenderness.
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pradi,,dico KilIa

Eleven years ago our daughter suf-
Tered on bed of misery under the care
OF several Of the best and some of the
worst physicians, who gave her disease
various names but no relief, and now she
ls restored to us in good health by as
simple a remedy as Hop Bitters, that
we had poohed at for two years, before
using it. We earnestly hope and pray
that no one else will let their sick suffer
as we did, on account of pfedjudice
against SO good medicine as Hop Bit
tiers. THE parents.-Tribune.
It is said that a prophet is not without
honor save i'll his own country. And yet
the United States is not Vennor's own
country.
"Many silly people dcspise the precious
hot understanding it." But no one despises
Kidney-Wort after having given it trial.
Those that have used it agree that it
is by far the best medicine known. Its ac-
ton is prompt, thorough and lasting Don't
take pills, and other nercurials that poison
the system, but by using Kidney Wort re-
store the natural action Of all the organs.
Gracies first experience in eating peach
GIVE eaten it, cloth and all, mama; now
what shall I do with the bone?"
1NOuSn Oh 1IuCS.
Clears out rats mice, reaches, flies, ants,
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
Druggists. -
a child of the times: Pastor-"When
father and mother both abandon you, who
then will take you in? Scholar-'::Thc po-
lice.'
There is no worse epthrallmcnt for tor
nented man than the cxactions of q NOR
bid nervous condition. The over-taxcd brain
then gets no rest from tranquil sleep and
needs the pacifying influence of DR.. G. w.
Benson's Celery and Chamonile Pill
Funny items arc made by adroit turns of
the humor wrist.
1t cannot be denied that Perry Davis Pain
Killer, which has held the first place as a
family medicine for the past forty one years,
has relieved more suffering externally and
internally, than any other similar prepare
ton. 1t should be kept III every house
hold.
Sarah Barnhardt is married at last Well,
every man has a skeleton in his closet
Skinny Men.
wells Health Remover" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia Impotence, SEX
ual Debility. ST..
Oxtails are quoted in the New York mar
ket at only dollar dozen, and here it is
within two weeks of fly-time.
No woman really practices economy un-
less she uses the Diamond Dyes. Many
dollars can be saved every year. Ask the
druggist.
A happy world: Ignorance is bliss, y
there arc great many happy people in the
world.
Nervous debility, the curse of the American
reople, Immediately yields to the action OF
Browns Iron Bitters
Gen: Grant and family have taken posses
sion Of their Long Branch cottage
Skinny Men.
"Well's Health Remover" restores health
vjgor cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, sexual
debility. 81. Druggists. Seud for pamph-
lets to E. s. Wells, Jersey City, n J.
They call i. a bay window, because you 90
there when you look out to see
Redding's Russia Salve is the most won
derful healing medium in the world Try it.
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though ON Rats
Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants
betl-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
DruoniSts
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Household Varieties,

lfthc lady who wishes u "freckle
wash" will dissolve half all ounce of salt
peter and all ounce Of borax in quart
ofsott water, and add the juice of ono
lemon, she will find it very etfectual.
Introductions are made of the less to
the greater. In walking the gentleman
gives the lady the inside of the walk.
Common sence should regulate all mat
tcrs of social intercourse, and the rules
laid down in etiquette books are or
should be flexible.
Jelly rolls arc delicious made from
this recipe: Three eggs, half cup of
butter, one cup of flour, one and 4 half
teaspoonfuls Of baking powder, two
thirds OLA cup of pulvcrized sugar, a lit
tie salt; bake in shallow pans,-a drip
ping-pan well buttered is good for this
purpose; put on the dough till it is about
half IN inch thick; take it carefully from
the tins when baked: and lay OH u cloth
spread jelly evenly over it with knife;
roll while hot; if this is not done the
cake will crumble.
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You feel week and languid, You med q
tonic and blood rcmcdy-Dr. fIallilay'<
Blood Purifier is your medicine, Sold h.
all western druggists, Noycs Bros. & Cutter,
Wholesale agents, st. TaE, MINI.
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Funny items arc made by adroit turns OF
the humOr wrist

It cannot be denied that Perry Davis Pain.
Killer, which has held the first place as a
family medicine for the past forty -one years,
has relieved more suffering externally and
internally, than any other similar prepare
ton. 1t should be kept i'll every house
hold
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-06-29
Haunted Me.

A working man says: debt, poverty
and suffering haunted me for years,
caused by sick family and large bills
for doctoring, which did no good. I was
completely discouraged; until one year
ago, by the advice Of my pastor, pro
cured Hop Bittcrs and commenced their
use, and in one month we were all we'll,
and none of us have been sick a day
since, and want to say to all poor men,
you can Keep your families we'll year
with Hop Bittcrs for less than one doc
ter's visit will cost. "-Christian Advo-
cate
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-06-29

No woman really practices economy un-
less she uses the Diamond Dyes. Many
dollars can be saved every year. Ask the
druggist
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-06-29

a child of the times: Pastor-"When
father and mother both abandon you, who
then will take you in? Scholar-::rhc po-
1ico ~
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Sarah Barnhardt is married at last. Well
every man has skeleton in his closet.
Skinny NIel

Skinny Men.
wells Health Remover restores health
and yigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, SEX
| ual Debility. 81.
Oxtails are quoted in the New York mar
ket at only dollar a dozen, and here it is
within two weeks of fy-time
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1882-06-29

Boston, November 26, 1881.
Brown CHEMICAL Co.
Gentlemen For years I have
been great sufferer from Dyspepsia.
and could get no relief (having tried
everything which was recommend
ed) until. acting on the advice of a
friend, who had been benefited by
Browns IRON BIrrERs, l tried a
bottle, with most surprising results.
Previous to taking BRowN's IRON
BI17ERs, everything ate distressed
me, and I suffered greatly from \
burning sensation in the stomach,
which was unbearable. Since TAX
ing BRowS's IRON BlT1ERs, all my
troubles are at an end. Can cat any
time without any disagreeable re-
suits. l am practically another
person. Mrs. w. J. FLYNN,
80 Maveric. ST., E. Boston
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UNCLE SANS t"HDIrioS POWDER prevents
disease, ptlritic> the blood, improves the ap-
petite gives a >mcotilc and glossy coat ofhair
and keeps the animal in good condition. 1t
cures Distcmpcr, Coughs. Colds. FeverS and
most Of the diseases to which Horses, Cattle,
Sheep. Hogs and Poultry are subject, and
should be used Ivy every one owning or lav-
ing the care of horses or stock Sold by all
Druggists.
EVERY HOME should contain EilcrtS En-
tract of Tar and Wild Cherry The ccc-
bratcd remedy viii surely cure Colds. Coughs,
Group. Catarrh, Cnns,,,n,ti, and all Bron-
chial complaints Common colds neglected,
are the cause of one halfth Deaths Don't
wait for sickness to- come. but this hav take
home bottle of Eilcrt'S Extract of Tar and
Wild Cherry, for it may save the life of a
loved ono, when delay would he death Sold
by all Druggists
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LYDIA e, PlNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.

VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
A Sure Cure Ic= oil FEMALE WEAK.
NEsSES, Including L.oucorrhGu, Ir.
regular and Painful NIcnstruction,
Inflammation and liberation Of
the Womb, Flooding, PRO-
LAPSUS UTERI, sc.
tyHeasant to tho taste, ciilcacious and immediate
II its effect Is great help in pregnancy, and re-
lcvss patn during lchor and ac regular periods.
PMyssc1Axs USE IT AID PRESCRIBE IT FREELY.
teton AZ, WEAKNESSES OF tho gcncra1vo organ,
Of sithoC sox, 10 b second TO remedy that has
hesn before the pubucj and for oil diseases Of the
Is1DSEys It Is the Greatest Reu7ed Il, the World
5wKIDNEY COMPLAINTS Of Either Sex
Find Great Relief In Its Use.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM's DLOGO PURIFIER
viii eradicate every yest.e OF lIuLnors from tho
Blood tho time Will give tone and strength
thesJstcm As narvellousin results the Comp
sJBoth the Compound and Blood Purifier pre-
pared at e33 and :o5 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
Prco OF either 81. Six bottles for S. Tho Compound
is sent by mail in the form Of pills. Of ozenges
receipt Of price, 81 per box for either. Mrs Pinkham
freely answers all lctoss Of inquiry. Enclose cent
stamp. Send FOR pamphlet. Mention this Paper.
f=~Erp1A e. PrSKnAn's LIVE, Pills euro constipa.
%So!d BY I'LL Druagists.=Er "a
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THERE IS L1M1r.-First young lady: -!
could sit here for ever" Second ditto: And
till lunch time"
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81 Rnu0h on R0ts

Gracie's first experiencein eating a peach
GIVE eaten it, cloth and all, mama; now
what shall do with the bone?'
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A happy world: Ignorance is bliss,
there arc great many happy people in the
world
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SUFFER

no longer from Dyspcp-
STA, Indigestion, want OF
Appetite, lossof Strength
lack Of Energy, Malaria,
Intermittent Fevers, &c.
BROWNS IRON BIT
TIERS never fails to euro
all these diseases.
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"Many silly people dcspise the precious,
not understanding it." But no one despises
Kidney-Wort after having given it a trial.
Those that have used it agree that j,
is by far the best medicine known. Its ac-
ton is prompt, thorough and lasting. Don't
the system, but by using Kidney-Wort re-
store the natural action Of all the organs
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Try the new brand Spring Tobacco.

Redding's Russia Salve is the most won.
derful healing medium in the world Try it
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l. NCLE SAM NEEyISE MD Zone LlNjNfNr
relieves every ache pain, brui;" or wound OF,
man or beast.
DE-. WiNcHEi.Ls TEErII1S.; SfE1.r gives
mothers rest and children health, !, pro-
duccs natural sleep regulates the bowels,
cures dyScl'trrv. diar:I", and all diseases
common them. S"'dhy druggists, uuly -
cents bottle.
UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL. Will kc", the
leather soft and p.ia|Ic by closing tie pores,
and c!icctual}y preventing the entrance of
dampncSS, dust, etc., while at tl,t. same time
increasing its durability. Sold by all Harness
Makers.
Purify the blood if y"'! w"ui,l be free from
Pills do this by acting Oh the liver, stomach
*nd bowels. They are mild and cleansing;
will prevent sick hcadavhc, sour otn,narh f,.-
vcrs, bilious disorders, dyspepsia. fever and
aguc. Price - cents. Sold by Druggists.
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GAS now improved and perfected,
No oil was ercsO clean,
Diseases of the skin and scalp,
Arc cured by CAHEOLINE.

An cyclists story extends as far us the
can reach
Ladies and sickly girls requiring non-al-
cololic, gentle stillulant, will find Browns
Iron Dittcrs beneficial.
Riches and religion are not incompatible,
only a man does not want to have too much
religion i'll the way while he is getting riches.
Thousands of ladies cherish grateful re-
membranes Of the help derived from the
use of Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
Wise remark: \ lawyer is about the Only
man that eve. made anything by opposing
wolllans will
Crookston, Him., May 80, 1881.
l have sold Aliens Iron Tonic Bitter, for
the past five years. and can say in their IA
vor that ! never sold any bitters that had
such confidence in. They give entire salts
faction, and when [ recommend them tn"
customers always come back and say, Il
want another bottle of Aliens Iron Tonic
Bitters;" and that they never used any Bit
tcrs that did them so much good. quite
often get orders for one dozen at a time for
families. l always order two gross at :, time,
which it is the best recommendation that
can give them.
nr,,r
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Nervous debility, the curse of the American
reople, Immediately yields to the action OF
Browns Iron Bitters.
Gen: Grant and family have taken posses.
sion Of their Long Branch cottage.
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"I}llcIluDaiba.'

No man is so honcly but is pleased to be
told that his children are the perfect image
of their father
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They call il a bay window, because you e
there when you look out to see
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Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kid
ney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. ST.
Druggists.
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Skinny Nor

Skinny Men.
"WelPs Health Remover" restores health
vjgor cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, sexua
debility: 81: Druggists. Seud for pamph-
lets to E. s. Wells Jersey City, N. J.
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] S1WUER TECHNICS On az 2arts Of Ito Ia
BODY II makes tho skin white, soes and snoot;,
removes ssn AID 1colle.. and IL tho BEST toilet
s a.nne IN TIE WORLD. Elegantly put up. two
bottles In one package, consisting. Of both tns.n.,
and external treatment,
Al d-ss oaass druggists q. perp.cl.o.
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14
PATENT FLOUR.

As patent -four has been obtained but
a short time, very many persons do not
really know what ii is. An exchange
explains that until recently the best
flour was made of winter wheat, or
rather the flour made from winter
wheat sold for the most money because
it was white. But it consisted for the
most part of the starch of the grain,
while the gluten 1.-THE most nutritious
part of the grain) went into the mid
dlings. In grinding spring wheat so
much bran remained in the -four that
il was too dark to suit the taste Of the
customers. But the middlings, which
sold at a low price, had become the
most desirable part of the grain. Mid
ding purifiers, by which the bran is
separated from the middlings, have
made revolution in the business OF
milling. The best flour is obtained
from what was once the refuse. By
the new process the wheat is ground as
before, except that the efforts of the
miller are directed to obtaining the
most middlings possible, and these are
placed upon large horizontal sleeves,
which are constantly agitated, while, al
the same time, by ingenious devices, q
draft of air is rushed up through the
sleeves which carries off the bran. The
purified middlings are then reground
and the product is "patent" flour, con.
tanning the glutinous, or most nu-
tritious, portion of the grain.-RuraI
HyD.JJ
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14

All kinds of stock except dogs pay
their way en- farm. Dogs never do,
or at least not one in 100000 is worth
the money it costs TO maintain his use,
less existence. Dogs are the bane OF
sheep-growers in most sections; and
the worthless ours that abound in cities
make wool-growing impossible for a
distance of six to ten miles on each side.
Scotch collie dogs alone, well trained,
seem the only specimen of the canine
race worth the farmers attention.
Farmer and Ddiyymdn.
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14
A COMMON-SENSE REMEDY!

OFFIcE-Next to EAGLE, "sign OF the Big
Hand" c-u
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14

In the principal towns of Switzer'
land gratuitious public lectures are de.
livered on agriculture and its kindred
sciences during the winter months
The results have proved highly practi.
cal. When farmers institutes become
permanently established in all the
States, we shall accomplish this desir.
able work in a much better and more
popular manner; for at these meetings
the farmers themselves come in for 6
fair share of the talk, and their expert
ences are of incompatible value.-Fdr
gney,s' Reriear.
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14

7facar Lamp Goods and Mirrors, array dow"
e Having bought the large Queenware Stock OF D. H. ~, ~
TO make me aoo'e prices
cembe early selections a--.,rmo,,
2 Doors North OF Fos1-oInce
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14
HUSEl g HARLION,
DEALERS N
AND GLASSWARE

PARTIAL LIST OF PRICES
and SauceTS set ~
and Saucers Whte GTcnte, per SCI 90
Plates set
Breakfast Plates White Gron1te, per SET %
Breakfd Plates White Granite, per SET, ~
Bo1cls White Granite, hdif pat,
BoscIs White Granite, pint, ~
BocIs White Granite, tco ptntS, 20
complete, 1oc.to9 w
Pans. deep,
Mlk Pans lot Of II, 10 10
Sets,
Sets.
The Wichita city eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1872-1883, 1882-12-14

Herbert Spencer travels win mop
pillow, which is good thing for those
troubled with insomnia, and is more
sensible way to superinduce sleep than
to apply the hop juice internally.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-11-15
The Seventh District

The returns Of the Seventh Dislric
gives Capt. Paul a small majority. fo'
several days it was reported at l9S
Afterwards it was said that this ma
jority was reduced by the official coun
too. 4 dispatch IN the Baltimore
Sun says, It has been increased TO 2S4
but on account Of irregularities it is re-
ported that O'Ferrall may be elected
We hope that before going to press
we may ascertain the exact figures
Col. O'FerraN has notified Capt. Pau
that he intends to contest his scat.
Fraud. at q number Of precincts has
been reported. If Capt. Paul has ob
tanned his seat by means Of fraudulent
votes, be should be unseated. II, or
the other hand he has been fairly cleo
ted. II is the duty of the Democratic
congress. Notwithstanding his partisan
conduct heretofore, TO protect BIN in
his right 10 his seat. Tie Democratic
party cannot afford TO do injustice
even TO an enemy. If Capt. Paul has
been fairly elected, the Democrats vii
keep him in his seat. If the charges o
fraud. now made, he established, he vii
he kicked out. So the matter Will stand,
until the Democratic Congress meets.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-11-15
O'F,lrsh. Pau.
Superior Excellence.

The reasons for Perma's superior
excellence in all diseases, and its
modus opeandi. are fully explained IN
DR.. Harlman's lecture reported IN hi.
book on The Ellis OF Life. aod How u
Cure Them" from page 10 page 10
though the whole hook should be read
aud studleo to get the full value Of lrls
par excellent remedy. These books Can
oe had at AL tie drug stores gratis.
Pe,1ma Is lie best Immediate Ex.
pecloranl Cough Medlcine), that has
yet been compounded by ply sIcIau OF
druggist. There Is nothing in medical
print that can AT all compare vita it,
Aud no less :" l. II the very best TuGic
Slimulant. NeNiic, Di-relir. Alter
alive, Anu.Dysp ic, Appetizer.
Hematic; (Blool Med.clne,) &C., &c.
that has ever been compounded b,
doctor OF la, msu. llshould, therefore,
always d, ~ ou haad tr lpmrdIatc
list.