The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-06-17
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-"Without earnestness one cannot
even Jest to effect.
-Natur luvs phun; if she doesn't
she never would have made munky.
-lJosh Billings.
All reports to the contrary, the
ice crop for 1882 has not yet been
damaged by frost.
-"Grant graciously what you can
not refuse safely, and conciliate those
you cannot conquer"
1.-THE experience ofothers avail us
nothing; we value nothing for which
we have not paid dearly"
People do not need to know
more about virtue, but rather to prac-
tice what they already know"
Even poverty is better than ava
rice, for while poverty wants many
things, avarice wants everything
IF there is any person to whom
you feel dislike, that is the person Of
whom you ought never to speak"
Nov that the election IS over, the
American voter is turning his atten-
ton to his liver.-[Danbury News.
1t many times fall out that we
deem ourselves much deceived in 9th
ers because We first deceive ourselves" "
TT Is always better to keep out
of a quarrel than to make it up ever
50 amicably after YOU have got into
one"
Mature has written letter of
credit on some mems faces which is
honored wherever it is presented
Thackeray.
IF we would be strong let Us
bear in silence, for in silence we not
only grow strong, but also test our
strength "
The love Of men may be meas
ured by the foolish acts they commit,
and that Of woman by the clever tricks
they contrive."
lie who is false to present duty
breaks thread in the loom and will
find the flaw when he may have for
gotten its cause"
Count de Lesseps, who Is now in
bis 18th year, was presented a few
days ago by his young wife with an
other child-the tenth.
Some Of the most effcctual WAYS
Of pleasing and Of making ones self
loved is to be cheerful; joy .softens
more hearts than tears"
= am tired, /" says a poetess, "ot
the seasons that come and go" Does
she expect to get kind Of season that
stands stilI?-Elmira Free Press.
"You can't wear that coat out,
said a tailor to a customer. Certainly
not, was the reply u would not be
seen on the street in such a confound-
ed ugly rig. . Boston Courier.
There was a Young rustic named
Mallory, who drew but a very small
salary. When he went to a show, his
purse made him go to Il seat in the
uppermost gallery.-[Pittsburg Tele-
graph.
4 small child, being asked BY a
Sunday school teacher, what did the
Israelites do after they crossed the
Red Sea-" answered, 4 don't know
ma'am, but | guess they dried them.
selves
a kiss, said young Charles, ii
a noun, we allow; but tell me, my
dear, is it proper or common" Love
" Mary blushed deep and exclaimed
why, | vow, | think that a kiss /.
both proper and common"
After the stage-manager had ex
hausted his patience and fifteen min
utes time il endeavoring to teach
couple Of supes to repeat few lines
he broke out with, 1t is Of no US,
you fellows are like the Siamese twin
you can never get a part"
a noted sharper, wishing TO in
gratiate himself with a clergyman
said: ',Parson, | should like to hea
you preach more than | can tell you.
"Well, responded the clergyman, Il
you had been where YOU ought to hay
been last Sunday you would hav
heard me" "Where was that?.n IN
the county jail"
"A Galveston boy Is progressive
lie was standing in a crowd Of boy
on the sidewalk, when his mothe
called him to go down town and briny
her demJohn of whisky, The DO,
was too busy to 90, but he called out
Send the old man: I've got consider
able confidence in hint Galveston