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miss TINS subject without assuring you or my
support Of any measures tho wisdom of con-
gress may devise for the promotion OF peace on
this contenent and througout the world. and
trust that tho time 10 nigh when, with the uni
versal assent Of civilized people, all inter-
national differences will be determined with
out resort 70 arms by the benignant process OF
arbitration. Changes have occurred in the
DIPLOMATIC REPRESENTATION
of several foreign powers. During the past
year rev ministers from the Argentine Repub-
,hc. Auatro- Hungary. Brazil, Chill. China.
France, Japan, Mexico, the Netherlands and
Prussia have presented their credentials. Tho
missions Of Denmark and Of Venezuela at
this capitol have been raised In grade. Swit2-
erland has created . pleIipotentlary mission
to this government and an embassy from
Madagascar and minister from Siam will
shortly arrive Our diplomatic intercourse
has been enlarged by the establishment Of ro-
creation Of mission to Siam, aud by the res
toratton OF mission to Greece The shah of
Persia has expressed his qualification that .
charge d'aifaires will shortly be seut to that
country, where the rights Of our citizens have
been hitherto courteously guarded by
hs f Great at, Britain
ton q will place the United States in harmony
with other powers with respect to the inter-
national rules for the prevention of collisions
at sea In conformity with your Joint resolu-
ton Of the 3rd OF August last. have directed
the secretary Of state to address foreign gov
enco for considering the subject Of
the universal adoption OF : COM
mon prime meridian, to be used in
reckoning Of longitude and the correction Of
ine thEoushout ths dvilissd world The 70.
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NEWS OF THE RAILkOAJlS.

From parties just in from Bozeman it is
learned that the track layers on the North
ern Pacific arrived at Livingston on Tues
day, but tarried not. They at once began
the toilsome ascent Of the belt range of the
Rocky mountains The contractors declare
that they have orders from the company to
celeb.4.e the new year in Bozeman at what
ever cost.
The st. Cloud l. Hinckly branch of the
1T. Paul, Minneapolis t. Manitoba will be
open for business shortly.
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THE NEWS IN BRIEF.

EVENTS IN WdSIII.NGTON s
Attorney General Brewster has commune
Gated to congress his views upon the made
quate compensation to United States wit.
nesses in the western states and territories,
he believes the present law causes many
suits on behalf OF the government to tail be.
cause Of the ill-will Of witnesses, and recon-.
mends the enactment Of q law providing
that Witnesses and Jurors in California.
Oregon, Nevada, Colorado and the terrific
ries to be paid actual expenses while attend.
Ing court, in lieu Of the mileage and per
diem now allowed by law. ~-.>.- -
The only adverse criticism: of the presi-
dents message heard upon the republican
side OF the house was upon the proposition
70 abolish the tax on tobacco. Senators
Window and Allison among others have
expressed themselves as not in accord with
the message on this point. IL
Warrington society wants to know who
is responsible for the report of Rev. C. II.
hchari1s0n'B Thanksgiving sermon In
which he upheld the star route ring. His
friends claim the report was garbled, and
Others wish to know the influence respon-
sible for the garbling.
The house committee on postofaces and
roads has adopted the report Of Chairman
Bingham in favor of the passage of Repre-
tentative Anderson's (Kansas) Bill reducing
letter postage to 2 cents per half ounce, to
take effect Jan. I, 1884.
Gen. Rosecrans denies that he will be
= candidate for speaker Of the next house,
but expects the craftsmanship OF an import
ant committee. He is not an aspirant
either, for the second place on the presi-
dental ticket
A bill has been introduced in the house of
representatives to incorporate company to
build railway from Market Lake, Idaho
TO the Yellowstone park and point on the
Northern Pacific
The house postal committee will report in
vor of 2 cent postage.
The Dakota bill will come up in the senat
next week.
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The foreign commerce Of the United Statet
during the last fiscal year. including imports
and exports Of merchandise And specie was az
follows:
Exports Of merchandise. .....e 775,O74.272
Specie. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 49.41S 419
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THE CRLAflN.4L RECORD.


Belle Plaine Herald: We learn as we 20
to press, that q most horrible tragedy oc-
Cured at Montgomery, LIE sueur county,
on Saturday last, by which q young man
named N0riarty met with most fiightful
death, the head being nearly severed from
his body by an AK. From all the infor-
nation at present available it appears the
sheriff OF lie Sueur county attempted to ar
rest Moriarty, and was shot by the lattsr
With = revolver, the ball penetrating the
shoulder. Moriarty then started to run and
the sheriff in pursuit who called upon a
SWede or bohemian, who was chopping
wood, to strike Moriarty, which the latter
d1d, using the poll OF the az. While the
BY the blow, the swede, at the request Of
the request Of the sheriff, used the edge Of
the Az and nearl severed the head from
Che trunk. 1t seems strange that any per-
son, even at the desire of a sheriff, should
should constitute himself such a butcher,
and It's equally strange how any sheriff
should make such request.
Advices from Baldwin, Miss, gives a de-
tailed account Of the killing of ex.Speaker
Tison. Domestic trouble i'll the family of
Col. Tison's brother eliminated in an attack
on Ed Saunders, a merchant by the two
11sons and soa of each, which resulted in
Saunders being badly beaten. During his
'cOnnnement he was repeatedly informed
that Col. Tison had threatened to xiii him
Going out for the first time Monday, he car
NED bis shot gun and shot Tison on sight,
xill'ng him instantly Tison had pistol on
his person when killed.
At Little Rock, Ark, eleven cony,cts at
work on the penitentiary attacked and dis
armed the guard aud escaped. They we're
pursued with bloodhounds, but killed three
OF them, and right coming on the pursuit
wes abandoned, The most noted criminal
OF the lot is Monroe, of Cincinnati, a safe
blower, who was captured in Memphis and
convicted of blowing the safe OF Henry
Peil of that city.
>. b. farmenter, proprietor and editor of
the Troy IN. ~ Press, has at various times
published stories regarding William Carr,
son oi the secretary of state. The latest ap-
Realed Monday. Par1nenter accused Young
Sarr of public intoxication, breach of conf
uence, etc. The young man met Parmen.
1er on river street recently, and drawing
cowhlde, administered a violent castigation,
hong All Duck was executed at San Ra-
1aeI, CAL, Friday. The murderer was {: n in
mate OF the pe1itentiary and in October.
1850, stabbed to death fellow Chinese con-
vict, Ah Now. The condemned man be-
haved with the utmost nOnchalence on the
scatfo!d, bidding those present good-by and
promising in jocular manner to return.
his neck was broken by the fall.
At Philadelphia Frank McNamer, Dutch
Pillet, and Levi Chew, the latter colored
were arrested while driving wagon, con-
tanning live dead bodies. to q medical col
sIege. The bodies had been stolen from lie.
banon cemetery, in the lower part of the
city The grave robbers barely escaped
lynching.
Under the new New York code a man
was aEraigned Tuesday for attempting sui
eide The penalty is 6ne and impr;son-
ments for two years
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$4,000
47sa.2ss


Total, 223,701.1 III
Less amount drawn from treasury b.
tween July l, 1882, and Nov. 50.
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the perstns md property Of many OF our own
citizens and sEof citzens Of other countries
whose ioverhmonts have expressed their
sthanks i,r till sassistance. -... IA
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CkfARhn o. iut tlAppfN
rss, tssspsia. li ssifS So 'aa,6S5s56s 81
LA pint 81 lhd fncs. ink iol iamll 8 o.
sohOoll Can ~ milde from tln. oont paVsaso
IL Diamond Dye AS then.
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But ii tue workingmen, and even
women, by virtue Of superior strength,
skill, enterprise aud energy, rise TO be
~ hard, rs oxnotiug and indifferent to
the welfare OF those under them as
other employersg
They are, just so. They want to get
rich. According to the New Testament
1t "a not easy Tor a rich man to enter
the kingdom believe this passage
has been explained away in manner
satisfactory 10 wealthy congregations.
WGaldn't you hire the girls for just
as little as possible if you wore an en-
ployer, and make all you could out OF
their labor itsks my critic
believe thRt is tle fashion OF the
world. phatis biz Biz ~ biz in
this yalo OF tews. Yes, II l were an
employer it woalin't do to let the milk
Of human Kindness keep warm Il
would he necessary to freeze It, Make
ice cream OF it sympathy aud talk
will 10 IN theory fho duty of an IS
o. get rich. THO Bible doesn't Say sp.
L. 5ys ilat riches nre mare, that
mpuey Is The root " all svl (ihc Fevi-
sens knocked tha Term -all evil' out ui
time IN four rouu,hD. The Bible seems
miAtr ~ commeud poverty, lt puts
Lazarus IN hoavon aud aeuda the rich
man o. hadess oven 10 The revised edi
ton.
Can believe tloa In the Bible if
the common practice aud the sentiment
OF the Christian world Is 70 be taken
"a She opponent 20 ila pfinciplesG No
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Most everyone who was not born
blind, knows that the stage badness Is
a delcuion and snare The only all.
wool, yard wido, bald-head We remem
Der on the American stage, is that
Dunstan Kirkeas worn by the veteran
Couldock. Elfie Ellssler wears her own
hair and so does Coaldock, but Coul-
dock wears his the most. II is the most
worn now anyhow.
What we started out to say, is that
the stage bald-head and the average
stage whiskeYs make us weary with life,
The stage bald head is generally made
Of the internal economy of II COW, dried
30 that it shines, and cut to fit the head
as tightly as potato sack would nat
urally fit billiard cue. 1t is generally
about four shades winter than the red
face Of the wearer or vice versa. We
do not know which is the worst viola.
tior of eternal fitness the red faced man
who wears deathly white bald head
or the pale young actor who wears 10
rid roof on his intellect. Sometimes
in starting through the country aud
playing ten or fifteen hundred engage
ments, bald bead gets soiled. We
notice that when a show gets to LARA
mic the chances are that the bald head
OF the leading old man is so soiled that
he really needs n sheep dip shampoo.
Another feature OF this accessory of the
stage is its singular failure to ct. 1t il
either little short at both ends or il
hangs over the skull in large festoons
and wens and warts in such way as to
make the audience believe that the
wearer has dropsy Of the brain.
You can never get stage bald head
ness enough Ike nature to fool the nv
erage house fly. A fly knows in two
moments whether it is the genuine OF
only base imitation, and the bald head
Of the theatre fills him with nausea and
disgust. Nature ut all times hard to
initiate, preserves her bald head as she
does her sunny skies aud deep blue
seas far beyond the reach of the weak
fallible human imitator.
Badness is like fame, it can not be
pur based. 1t must be acquired Some
men may be born bald, some may nc
quire badness, and otherwise may hay,
badness thrust upon them, but they
generally acquire it.
The stnge beard is also rather dizzy
MS a rule. II looks as much like beard
that grew there, rs q cows tail woult
If tied 10 the bronze dog on tie front
porch. When you tie heavy blnci
beard on q Young actor whose Who'll,
soul would be churned up il lie smok
ed full hedged cigar, he looks about Il,
savage az bowl of mueh and mill
struck with club, Bill Nye.
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illAltllNlA ANNNN
An esteemed young friend Of the
Times asks funny question. He
wants TO know where he shall put his
kisses. Probably any number OF people,
without much Thought, would rush rash
ly forward TO tell him oil about IL aud
consider the oonumdrum perfectly
easy enc. The problem, however, il
really difficult, aud anyone WHO has had
experience enough TO know what kiss
ing is will shrink from quick or direct
advice on the subject.
As mattor of course the young man
who has kisses to give away will give
them to Ills girl if she is willing if she
isn't willing but that is so Improbable
that it would be waste OF time to say
anything abont it. II young mau has
no girl Of his own he will naturally
such is the waywardness OF human ma.
ture-- iins some ono else's girl or girls,
aud 10 some good many girls are not
any too much OF a good thing. They
say it isn't such bad thing sometimes
when You find you have kissed the wrong
girl, il there can be any wrong girl in
matter like that
But the trouble on tho young mans
mind seems to be regarding the proper
place for kiss. he does not feel GER
tain whether he should kiss the girl ON
the lips, or the chin. or the cheek. or
hand. There are sone Young men who
would regard the poorest Of all these
chances as the extreme Of bliss. But
such young men lack the snap and en-.
terpriso which a wide awake and desira
bic girl rather likes. The young man
who hesitates aud trAes with uncertain
ty about the poper site upon which 10
buuld his kiss will lose tho delight OF
kissing. If ihero we're worse fate he
would deserve IT, There -, however.
no worse fate.
Kissing Cue baud lisa very neat but
eolarless sort oi oomplimeni. 10 rs u0
satisfactory 90 both partlas they say
Meay also reliably informed that kiss
lug The forehead or The chin b. very
cold sort Of q thing, and not largely in.
dulged By people vi good taste. Hha
cheek, IL not too HARD, i4undersiood TO
be very fair kissing ground, bu. good
judges have very generally agreed npon
the lips as Offering superior induce
ments II His mouth Is not too large or
bic girl6 mouth too small, or II his girls
mouth ia moi too large and bin too small,
perhaps the young mao who wants the
Tones adyico he'd belter stick % the
lips. ~ thclo Is anJ cling sweet NJ a
kigg Aud Noabiloa lhefa I4-ha MID
0nd q thero,
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Facts Worth Remembering.

Sudden deaths do not como from
heart disease, one case in twenty, but
from congestion of the lungs and brain,
or from apoplexy. More die from con
gestion of the lungs than of the brain,
and more of congestion of tho brain
than from apoplexy.
Sudden death from heart disease is
usually caused by rupture of some
large artery near the heart; from con
gestion OF the lungs by instantly stop
ping the breath; from congestion of the
brain, By causing pressure ON the brain
which paralyzes and instantly destroys
life from apoplexy, by hemorrhage in
the brain.
Heart disease most frequently results
from improperlytreated rheumatism.
1t more often follows mild rheumatism
than tho severe kind, because severe
rheumatism receives prompt treatment,
while the mild form is neglected and
left to work its own way to the heart.
Persons who suppose themselves suf-
feing from heart diserse because thoy
have a pain in the region of the heart,
or palpitation, seldom have any disease
OF that organ. In nine cases out of ten,
they are suffering from spepsia-
nothing more. Congestion of the lungs
is most frequently caused by sudden
change from the heat of nn ill.ventila-
ted room, or railrord car, or horse car,
to the cold air outside, withcut being
protected by sufficient clothing hence,
many persons thus seized drop dead in
the streets.
DonuaaItpp nc tha hros,, 10
quently results from trouble and ankle.
ty of the mind, producing sleepless-
ness, followed by the engagement of
the small blood vessels of the brain,
sudden loss OF vital power, and almost
instant death. Apoplexy may be an
inherited disease, or 1t may be induced
by too free living, or its opposite, too
great abstemiousness Paralysis may
effect only IA small portion OF the body,
from a finger or toe to an entire limb
or it may disable half the body, or the
whole body, when death soon follows
When half the body is effected by pa
ralysis, we may be certain that the seat
of disease is in the opposite side OF
the brain, be cause the nerve fbers
crous, Partial paralysis is often ten.
posry when caused by the rupture of II
small blood vessel, if the eliot is got rid
of by absorption or otherwise
Although this is disease that all
classes of people are liable to, its most
destructive work is among the depraved
and dissipated There is no doubt
that the habitual use of tobacco is one
OF the prominent causes oLparalysis aud
other nerve diseases.
A severe cold can be soonest CURED by
remaining indoors, in warm room
and near a fire, until all signs have dis.
Appeared. Then care should b taken to
prevent relapse by having the feet
warmly clad, and the whole body, and
particularly the chest and the back OF
the neck, well protected whom going
ont,
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II is easy enough to win husband
Most any attractive little dumping with
d bright eye aud conxing voice can
x ther noble husband, but it is pretty
difficult to retain him. Noble husbands
are thicker than the hair Oh dog, but
the grand difficulty is to draw out their
true nobility and secure itat home.
Ii the wife only understands her bust
ness, she can introduce the soothing
racket in her new field of operations,
and walk away with the whole business.
Most men like to be loved and soothod.
There il something in the mans great,
rough, earnest nature that can be won
quicker and easier with gentleness and
PIE than by the logic OF the broom. hau.
die and bilious course OF reasoning
with bread and milk diet.
We have seen a girl, who understood
her business, take "a reformed road-agent
by the nose, 80 to speak, and lead him
through life in such a way that he
wouldn't know but that be was boss of
the ranch. SO perfect was the delusion
that when she asked him to bring in "a
souttle OF coal, or get up ia his night
shirt and kin a burglar, that be knew
was nothing but a bobtmled COW, four
blocks away he always won't; and he
felt Hs though be counted it a msrk OF
special favor that poor, unworthy
worm Of the dust, like him, should be
aought out and delegated 10 20 aud
chase lame SOW across nine vncantlo lots,
with ap old barrel ltaye, and clothed
Ia nothing but little brief authority
aud knit undershirt.
We cannot exactly describe thil meg.
ic power OF d devoted wife over her
husband, ono We do not intend 10 try ia
1t is ON unseen motive, nam. - low
erege that makes the husband got up
In the dead hour Of the night and sot
the pancake batter near the parlor
stove.
man would not think that, because
he geta up and looka for hnrglgra 10 tho
night aud Il oiherwisa ohedient. e s
hecause h0 has uo backbone. II ia
simply hecapae h0 % the husband Of 4
womap "a whom he ought to be proud.
BnoWWaaq,
laR oldest priu3er engaged iu bio
protection ~ Gaandpa Prescott, ln Iowa,
who. "A iha ago VI 90 yaus sela type
every soskng day in Tho oompQaing
room u the Corning Gazette,
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OF shaggy materials. 1t is soft downy
article like fur of an augora cat Very
snowy toilets are of angora cloth
trimmed with velvet applique work to
form passementerie."
Augora cloth may be fashionable, but
the odor OF the angora goat is losing
favor. A herd OF these goats crossed
the Sierra Nevadas during the autumn
aud as soon as they got over the range
we knew it at Laramie Just as well as
we knew of an earthquake shok on the
9TH instant.
The angora goat is very quiet in
other respects but rs fragrant shrnh
he certainly demands attention. A e.
tie band Of angora goats hus been gu
tered at Laramie City lately and thou
they have been well behaved they have
made themselves known from time 10
time, whenever we have opened the
easement to let in the glorious air of
heaven. In letting in the glorions air
OF heaven We have, in several
instances let in good deal of the mo.
hair industry and some seductive irag-
rance.
There is glowing prospect that
within the next year bone fertilizer
mill, soap emporium and a glue fac.
tory will have been started here, and
now with the angora goat looming up
in tho distance with his molasses candy
horns, his erect, but tremuleus and un-
decided tail piercing the atmosphere,
aud the seductive odor peculiar TO this
fowl we feel that life in Wyoming will
not, after all, be hollow mookery.
Heretofore we have been compelled to
worry along with polygamy and the
odor OF the alkali 1at, but times are
changing now and we will one day have
all the wonderful and complicated smells
of Chicago at our door. Then will the
desert indeed blossom as the rose and
the mountain lion and Billy the Kid
will be down together Bill Nys
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Origin Of the Minute and second.

Why is one hour divided into eixty
minutes, aud each minute again iuto
sixty seconds? This question is often
asked by intelligent children and the
answer is this; We have sixty divlkions
on the dials of our clocks and watches,
because the old Greek astronomer, Hip
pirchus, who lived in the second contu-
~ before Christ, accepted the BBhylo-
MAN system of reckoning time, that
system being sexgesimal. The Baby
lonians were acquainted with the deci-
nal system, but for common or prtcti-
cal purposes they counted by sossi and
sari, the sossos representing sixty and
the saros sixty shines six-thirty six
hundred. From Hipparchns, thai mode
OF reckoning found its way into the
works OF Plotemy, and 100 a. d, bud
hence was carried down the stream of
science aud civilization. and found its
way 10 the dial niatas or our clocks and
watches. The Moderator.
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motherly old woman, considerably
troubled with asthma. aud also lame,
called gt the rweptieth Street Station
tho other afternoon TO state her case
She made the sergeant in charge place
his large hand ON copy Of Browns
Grammar which happened to be lying
there aud swear that he would never
toll anybody and then she began:
I have q daughter.
Yes,
And my daughter has beau.
Perfectly natural
They are engaged, and the Wedding
day haas been Get three times but he
hnuka out ol 70 every ime, The first
time he claimed that his father was
dead the second time he was afraid be-
had smallpox. ana the third limo, which
was Yesterday, be said IL would bring
bnd luck Go marry when a comet WIS
visible. Now, then, don't Ike .hi,
iooling around. When me aud tho Old
man was ready TO marry we walked
over 20 che minister and we're tined
without amy backing out or beating
around.
Wen4
Wen, / want you 30 bring this young
nau % time. Fact Is, hos either cot
20 copa Ap 10 tho rack or jump the
ieuOo,
tpa, mush
I wanted % ask you how Gar ! cousd
10 iu tho ossa. snppoae, after ho M
uyos 10 morrow evening 1 walk into
She room wish a pistol IN Que hand and
q miplslar Of lhe gospel la the otinr
Wouldn't that piecipiiate a elimax
4 THINK 90.
u DO really loves Susie ! think ho
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an introduction to you nor heard your
name spoken, but here goes to help
you. I'll get you up, help you home
aud see you through as far asI can.
1t is sufficient for me that you are in
distress and need help. Have you no
iriends2"
"Oh, yes. They have all extended
their rtfelt sympathies, but left me
lying in the ditch"
MORAL.
sympathy my, friend" said the
Rhiuoceros, as he aided the Ok to
stand up, sympathy sticks in the ear
and let's the stomach starve. Depend
upon your friends no longer than they
can depend upon you. Come, nov
here we 60" Free Press.