Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-05-29
Mr.. EDIToG-Tel me why colonel
Is spelled in a style so infolonel2
Shed one ray of light
On q snrraripu WIGHT

Who for years mas SUBSCRIBED Tor your J0l0nel.
CAN'T GET IT.-Diabetes, Bright's disease, kidney,
urinary liver complaints cannot be contracted by
you your family if Hop Bitters used. and if you
already have any these diseases Hop Btter is the
only medicine that will positively you. Don't
forget this. and don't get pulled up stuff that
will only harm you.
We remember once recording the fact that little
boy said that soda water tastes like your foos asleep
CoNsUMpT1oN.-To prevent night sweats, to ease
the cough and arrest emaciation and Decline other
form of malt medicine possibly equal Malt
Bitters. This original nutrient and tonic rich in
nourishment and strength 1t tides the patient over
the most critical stages of the disease, dgests and
assimlates food, enriches and purfes the blood. 1t
builds up the system by stimulating into new life the
entire process of digestion.
Nobody cares for the poor sinner. but let him be
rich SINNER and he'll have plenty of friends.
THE D1srINGU1sHIN G CHARM.-A delightful fragrance
of freshly gathered flowers and spices is the distin
gushing charm of Rforeston Cologne.
"Women contrary said Blobbs. Il thought
when got married my wife woulu darn my socks and
let me alone; instead Of that she lets my socks alone
and darns mel
daughter sick from kidney and other disorders.
We had used up our savings doctors, when our
dominic advised to try Parker's Ginger Tonic.
Four bottles effected cure, and as dollars worth
has kept family well for year. we have been
able to lay by money again for rainy day"-A Poor
Mans Wife.
Three periods of life-Youth, mumphs; middle age,
| bumps; old age, dumps.
Wistars Basam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis whooping cough, Group, influenza con-
SUMPTION and all diseases of the throat. lungs and
| chest. SO cents and ST. bottle.
When the baby cries for dread" it is the most
ural thing for mother to give 1t rock.
Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia. general debility
liver complaint, bois. humors, chronic diarrhGa
nervous affections female complaints and all diseases
originating in bad state of the blood.
A philosopher says: 1.-THE man who laughs is the
sympathetic man." 1t is astonishing how man,
sympathizers man has when he slips down ant
hurts himself
The most obstinate cases of catarrh and hay fevc
are cured by the use of Ely's Cream Balm, the onl
agreeable remedy. Price so cents.
CHRONIC CATARRH.-"I have suffered for years from
chronic catarh. Six weeks ago 1 was induced to tr
Ey's Cream Balm. Relief was instantaneous an
continued use has resulted in an almost complet
s. NJ Greene. book-keeper, office N. Y, Catski
& Athens Steamboat Co. Catskill N. Y, Dec 81"
We hear from many who are using Ely's Crear
Balm for catarh, cold in head &c. Of wonderful cure
effected and offer it to customers the best
gsts, Catskill, NY.
what Ears," asked a Sunday-school teacher. e
the burial of Sir John Moore do you like best?" TT
boy was thoughtful for moment. and then replIe
l "Few and short Were the prayers said"
5 DoN'r DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Roug
Rats" 1t clears out rats. mice. bedbugs, roache
; vermin, flies, ants. insects. l5c. per boz.
! CATARRH THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smartin
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
cured by Buehupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express $l25. for S. E. S. Wells. Jersey City. n.
BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Reviewer, gres
est remedy earth for impotence. eauness, sexu
!. debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expires
f SIPS, 6 for SIS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N j..
g "Hope for bald headsi" angrily excaims the edit
of the Jersey City Journal. after reading the head
S of a newspaper advertisement. Hope is not what
want. We need hair"
HEsRY's CARBoLIc SALvE.-Henry's Carbolc Sal
is the best save for cuts, bruises Sores ulcers
rheum, letter, chapped hands, chilblans corns al
| all kinds fskin erupons. freckes and pimples.
Henry's Carbolic salve as all others are counterfeit
: Price % cents.
n DIR. Green's Oxygenated Bitters is the best rene
n for dyspepsia. biliousness, malaria indigestion a
! diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver, skim etc
Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections Of t
mucous membrane. Of the head and throat
DR.. Motifs Liver Pills are the best cathar
regulators. Sold by f. 2. Dutton, Barton Vt.