The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-02-08

We acknowledge that at present We
served and instructed the public In that
CAPACITY, and to prove our assertion, We
showed hin, the blisters made on our
hands hy our exertion in operating the
Archin,sdian lever that moves the
world.
"Well. want you to surprise me
with . f!attcring personal notice IN your
paper. I'm going to rum constable
in the Eight ward. and l want SOME
thing neat in the way vi >cnd-"if.'
''Our columns are always open tn all
vance the best interests Of the public,
but We shall expect YOU to first surprise
us with II lccuniary compensation, not
necessarily for publication. but merely
rs u pledge Oi .t""l :sith.'
surprise without paying for 1t III att
vance. What have you g"t::'
eve can accommodate you with a.
most amy kind Oi Il personal notice
from, ii cheap clstr"-plate'' biography
Ia an eighteen carat obituary. and at u
scale vi prices varying according: to tn"
strain ON our columns and vcrarity. III
NEEDING public opinion We defy @'n'Ms
tition. Now, how would you like this:
1t is a neat little lrt-i;al,i'acli:c gem
and will cost YOU only $3.50:
''Gur rntcrrri~iug t"wns',lan, C"lonc!
B., than whO,n there j. II" more pop
ul,r aud gem: gentleman in the length
and breadth "f our great t.n'Hirr STATE.
has consented 1T the earnest solicitation
Of many .'r;'Mi~. IL SH"r!lr his very
profitable l";<i:,ts:' tor the public r.'n"'.
and has att hor;zCC It's to announce him.
II, Il candidate t"r the honorable Office
OF constable of This pre,'inct.'
''It that Is not slr"n" enough. mere l.
Il Michael Angelo. fail length in which,
your good qualities ~ head and heart
will l." tourhinyly ".:"'kd ~. and N"o
will H.. commended Tor your generous
in,u,!s:, only $:..:io each insertion.
v!:..n we have brilliant thing. after
Mozart, wli., is really intended for
Gu,crn,t"riai candidates speaks "i
yo,.rsin:p'i"!,y a: character. jean clothes
ana ,.,v-:,S .yt'',-y'. pr"'iiviii.s -,'ut II
...,, easily ~ mortified Ia sal; ! prospcr-
,iy, constable. It viii; r'>; y"n -.
There av.. several others from =. I" 81"
c3ri.. ;:'r referring (" W" a> al '"lh
landmark ;! extra is charged
IL rE;,kGn NOU can saw ~" "ti three
dollars worth. bat Yet must throw III
>";ncihing :.lr"t ~! brilliant war rec
ou..'
I'VE AWAY. .lr thai.
md lust wind ur IN surprising Cap
tain !;ill Snake. lie vunnin. again
me-. I wouldn't say .nythin" he might
take ni:r,,>. 1T. Only say he is not fiji
for l,> nilic;. ;.,u,l:>c inc has :: breath ike
Euzz:,r,i an! the r.""i'i "i - convict.
You might add that NY '.:."i"r hasn't
got Il wife that hH>: Its. Il'a, will hit
him where lc is ore. iur BIS hl";hcr'~
wife i, subject to ii,s. zion! care I"
lug amy personalities int" tins cam
laiw::, mics: am obliged 10: =.
.\y.,cau', -, il, Colonel. Your ri'a'
j.. orr personal .'ri,nd. !l' iSa s''''s''r'-
herr
"Pshaw: ! tl...n":n ycu were running
an independent paper in H." interest :"
fhe people. but ! SOC w, are the subj
died organ Ola political r!i., ue.' :n': oil
he went IT, -. :ii' editor uf the r:ir!
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Famous lawyers.
cath. Washington Letter.
liza. this E.>t:n: produced any "iea
lawyers
Yes. Waiter .Ic;,..; va: tive ..u,.: .,l.
rlraisi LAWYER Washington city had.
III ;:,:'r W;:~ l!Ini: Virginia. .irrs,,k-
ci Wit: Webster and i!.r g., :,,.n: law
yea: o. !" ,.':ntr,. ''!u'i' is ;:,r'. Key.
also Of Washington, VAS Il very ...nl,ul
luwy.v J.. auua vr!: rN''':irrI ,:l,:,.'
Ibid y."l know either N!r; cr r:n,.l:-
n-x. Mr.. D.> ii:~''
"Nr, >ir. Mr. Writ va; before ~;
day. 'i''.r~" i"n ..;,! plenty o. TINE to
cl,;.rr;i,' th":r ,'yi.'; ::,...r'r.c. n,:c:: OF
:h.ir work r:..:. tur"'l "n! ':".'y ;",,s.
Yea $50. The s;Il'rrn;" t"s':i h."i hardly
any i.,sins".. -:i;H",." !;n rc Wcr.. No;
thirty 90 e.. On IT," rt:.'..;. Think nr 4
>;u,:r,.!:n. tt,i,,: Ni',i"::! a,.' kc.. Com
-, ,,i,n,lr tx : were within" to ii, there.
u.,.l lit, n :rr '."urs :a.! days ~ Mere
;i,.'>i:!;,;"r. Mr.. rin'!;n";' ;~,.. t!,c
,r.!r, IT. :, 49,, 9, ti',":tr' iur }.;N,s:!'.
H.. w..n;.l c'n... in viii, ~; :;,i-
i.":: Will, ~ Iii, l:t;,d, "!ss have -
'"':> -rI.~',"' WI: 'r,:sd ''N hi u
.i,a:: a. :.:It him Il r....,,.; :i;...:!:.
a,,..r. WE,..r,',>; Ia. had ::"rn >i';;M" ur
i,.:' ni"!.'> ".',Iu- us ;,.;ic'i .r..Iv,
vhi".i i.e v':':c'i TO ";i":.r merely ca
,r.u,,u,.,nyo;$. lie was !: !.s,:,.;nl,. i,w-
w.. Wit, al :;!inn>i riu..i;Iri,- :.;.:iI.t;un.
wi.r .::.:tr! I" -. :'ni. -i,,cr''l :. n;:u OF
Genius. '!'iic .ju,:..> -. ihr ..':.Ly<,Gc
!;~,,";, IN those day :.::a !, pretty easy
time. s.i',:".Sc ':1;..' .j.n,!irr Waite
liz. ':r,.i.;t {. ..".s1 ";~,~ t:.:.H john Mar
shall did .:i:::," tii' ih!;:yv yeats &c Ma:s
"n ,':r !'"u,:. ,';;:;i:;'i az! lis :,:,.n-
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.,n':}!!r :l,rr i":.i ~. ::.':ii :: !.:tte Ind
axe tip i. cu>.:; :,;i;i ~ !, =, leisure
" .'!r thea! ";:': and ,:.'rr.,.... :.r Old
.!.".isir.~ haze IL" ;i,;..' and r'',i'n,rr
W. observe
% .''": ,i.ir': judy" Jrv,:,ia!: Back
yr.,t !:'",:":.''
$50: t.. {; r;.":ol;'.;:.n. He docs not
,.s.ui.v very h:i!r.! to turn it over and
over, nMst II i! INTO :lI.t..rc:.l shape,
and then he i.!v~':',.> i: {" :.. t"rr, like
Il Kaleidoscope, i;r~' j.: >"n!:nc on" ar
ran.ei!c,s, o.: "E!nr am! ,lcn :nu!i.rr:
',t ate: ak. THERE'S not i.:Urh W Tine
lawyer IN i. - ~ very pretty. Many
u. the I.;;;i,, cd country lawyers :;",.,
the hui.i..r -. Southern States u:n:rr-
stand what they are about more. FAKE
Albert l'i.e. vino i: Frequently in the
supreme Court. III. Il: ::,ry abilities
have been til" praise ~ ';tr.won.l's
.'i.rr,-i"". lie il ~ lawyer. .,., That
class of men O.!c:, ::niS;.r '':r.U. the