The Russellville Democrat., 1882-10-26

 Spots on the sun---slipper marks. Much cry and little wool--a baby A summer-y measure. The ther mometer. Hope is fatigue ending in de ception.
 A mansard roof is an architecture bang.
 Comfortable quartcrs-twenty -fiv, cent pieces. Many man worth million is ut terly worthless. When is Iron the ironical2 Wher 1t is railing. Buck beer is frequently deer ar ticle in the long run.
 Wanted--an artist to paint the very picture of health.
 When is an estate like a watch When it is wound up.
 When are gloves unsaleablei When they are kept on hand.
 The man who took everybody's eye must have lot of them.
 What sweetmeats did they have in the ark3 Preserved pairs.
 Peace gains her victories, spears of grain and blades of grass.
 What prevents the running river running away3 Why. it's tide up.
 Some of the most timid of girls are not frightened by loud bang.
 Leaves are at least becoming to a warriors brows-leave of absence.
 Love comes when we expect it the least, and when we dread it the most.
 A grave, wherever found, breaches short pithy sermon to the soul.
 The best adhesive label you can put on luggage is to stick to it your self.
 Patience in female virtue no where so conspicuous as q dressing table.
 Hate enters sometimes into great souls; envy comes only from little minds.
 Women love themselves as much as they can; men as much as they wish to.
 Every one ofou actions is reward ed or punished, only we do not admit it.
 A life spent worthily should be measured by nobler lines, by deeds not words.
 The most important part of every business is to know what ought to be done.
 Where love exists not, even though it be in . palace. happiness can never come.
 There are few things more produc- tive of evil in domestic life than a bad temper.
 What is becoming is honest, and whatever is honest must always be becoming.
 What net is the most likely to catch handsome but vain wom an !? A coronet
 Envy is blind, and knows nothing except how to depreciate the excel fences of others.
 Why is a sawyer like lawyer? Because whichever way he goes down comes the dust.
 Waste of wealth is sometimes re- trieved; waste of health, seldom; but waste of time, never.
 The imprudent man reflects on what he has sad, the wise man on what he is going to say.
 To be successful have confidence. Fields are won by those -who firmly believe in the winning.
 The irresolute never prosecute their views so long as they have an excuse left for delaying.
 Why is coal charity the best of all charities2 Because it makes the receivers grateful (gratetui).
 TO the generous mind the heaviest debt IS that of gratitude, when It is not in our power to repay it.
 There is no one else who has the power to be 80 much your friend or so much your enemy as yourself.
 "Sir, I will make you feel the ar- rows of my resentment" "Ah, miss, why should fear your arrows when you have never had beauT'
 If you can't coax fish to bite, try your persuasive powers upon cross dog and you will be sure to succeed.
 What is the difference between truth and eggs? Truth crushed to earth will rise again; but eggs won't.
 Some persons follow the dictates of their conscience only as the coach man follows the horses he is driving.
 Defer not charities till death. He who does so is more liberal of anotn- CT mans substance than his own.
 When Q man is out of money he shows the least of it. When he is out of temper he show the most of it.