Daily Republican., 1882-05-03
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sun rises b. Sun seB 100.
ltfenA Fob Chains for 09c, to SI5o
for cut lowers to go 400 King street.
barretts pool room, Taylor and Pine sts.
U. Il. Mems furnishings, SIS Market st,
Get your coffee roasted at 4O9 King street
1. h. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
Go to I. F. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts.,
for good cigar.
Remember Hollis, the old fashion molasses
candy man, No. III Market street.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Kings. at E, Z,
Hanf s.lb East Fourth stree.
Get your photographs At Hollands gslIerJ
NO. AIhird street two doors East of Market
sfine card photographs for u, atHollsnd.
gallery, NO. Third street, between Market
We are Offering the best bargains In the
eNy III hosiery, shirts and collars. Christ
held h Best
An advertiser says hands on calico waists
All rlght: lftt Is pretty figure here's one
pair of hands
Before marriage she was dear and was his
treasure; but afterwards she became dearsr
AMI treasurer.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 70
to l.. +. Adair's, 20T Market street and soe
Hyeu want a 1rst class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to B!ake's, No. 2'3 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new.
Every Little helps said old man Little,
when he called his wife and daug hter, to as.
sist him split up cord Of hickory wood.
A bald headed Springtieder, in antieipa-
tlon Of the summer season, has had a spider
printed on the top Of his head 10 frightsn off
the flies.
A BOSTON singer stopped warbling and re-.
quested the relu oval Of a crying youngster.
Some siGgers can't tolerate o rival in ths
Same house,
"Why did you not send for me sooner ?"
asked a doc or of a patient. "Well, you see,
l couldn't make up my mind to do anything
desperate
It's all right for man to take the measure
Of the boys who come to ses his girls, but we
submit that In doing so it isn't right to use
the square foot.
A Cincinnati journal remarks that for men
to stand In front of churches when the ladies
are coming is small potatoes. AS if there
could be No small potato maihers
Some Of tha girls Of tn, period, 1t is said,
are parting their hair on one side. They do
not wish to look like the soft young mon who
part their hair in the middle.
At ST Louis street car driver went home
and pounded his " re when he heard that he
had tallen heir to $50. 900. There are various
ways of Oetrayiug deep emotion.
When q man 5rags that he can tell per-
sons character by the color of his hair it rs
deuced rough to swindla him by steering
him VI against a man who wears a wig
Sportsman : is blowing into gun salts !.
factory method Of ascertaining II 1t /, loa led?
Don't know those who have tried 1t haven t
had chance to state whether 1t was satisfac.
tory or not.
The finest store in the city; the best goods;
the lowest prices tho largest stock. To Yer
ify this statement all at tn, gents's furnish.
ing store of u. s Humphrey Il Bro, No 302
Market street, the leaders in the hat bust
ness.
CARAMBLS.
Oh, caramels s, eet caramels!
Unnumbered tales tho dentist tells
Of the deep havoc made by ye
In many molar cavity
oh caramels. sweet caramels!
Thy "boom' in sai ies tolleth purses knslls,
AS o'tr each candy-vender's fac,
Broad smiles of joy now lhe world may trace
Oh, caramels sweet caramels!
H 0w many q tale the lover tells
Ot ill-spt Mt "co IN" on sweets like ye,