The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1882-04-26
THEY SAY

That the last rose Of summer is ready TO bloom
IthAs kisssd away dull care and cast OF its gloom
1t has laughed TIL "a bluahes--is ready for use
Soon 1t will fade ON the breast Of goose.
That there are some big trades
among some of our business men on
the tapis;
That we hope they will result in
good to the community.
That that pest, the pesty fly, is
coming in by large majority.
That the dog days are here;
That if we could have the days
without the dogs it would be better.
That corn planting continues to
move on finely;
That if the yield is good there
will be an immense crop.
That Morristown ought to have a
street sprinkler
That it would cost but little and
save our merchants a deal oftrouble
in busting show cases and keeping
their wares clean.
That H. Loop & Co. have recent
ly added new machinery to their
sash, door and blind factory, which
facilitates them greatly in the man
ufacture Of their specialties.
That there is an active demand
just now for something to eat in the
vegetable line. Ditto in fresh
meats.
That the death rate in Morristown
for the past year is less than that
of its precedent.
That the Cleveland Banner has
stepped into a new suit of clothes,
which is very becoming and which
indicates a healthy status of that
spicy journal.
That there used to be Y. NJ. c.
Association in Morristown;
That it is either dead or sleepeth;
That its defunct is much to be
as it is muchly needed.
That the Rogersville Spectator
has bought power press;
That in a very short while it will
be like the man who bought the
elephant.
That Rogersville has public Ii
brary;
That Morristown should not be
behind Rogersville in this respect.
That a number of our young men
have joined a Nuptial Union with
the prospect Of getting $500 when
they marry;
That it would probably be safer
@ prospect on the gal than the
U4ipn.
That you can find more impolite
ness in what is known as polite So
ciety than can be found anywhere
else.
That candidates are making good
use Of their time; that they are very
with the "dear people"
That it is not every one who
claims to be friend that is afriend.
That the delivery window at the
post office is a good place for some
folks to exhibit their selfishness.
That a couple of street gamins |
were arrested Saturday for fighting
and fined SO each.
That Earnest & Briscoe don't de- |
ny the fact that they are going to |
and are forced to close |
their stock out at cost;
That consequently a large num-
Der of people are fiocking to them
for bargains, and that their trade |
Just now is immense.
That button-hole bouquets are
now worn by homely-loOking and
vain young men.
That a report is current that Maj. |
Joe Grigsby went up in the balloon
lt Greeneville.
That the Major has been very |
much annoyed by inquiry about |
the matter.
That he pronounces it false an
toto.
That if the vagrant act should be |
enforced in Morristown it would
take away a good portion of the
That there are many too lazy to
get out of their own way.
That the Lookout Bank will
shortly erect a handsome and COM
modious buildirg near their present
place, for the banking business;
That it would be a good idea to
have that long-felt want, a town
hall, in the new block.
That the GAZETTE job office is one
of the finest in the country;
That as an evidence of this it
does printing for one of the largest
in Knoxville.
That the Jonesboro' Journal has
enlarged and looks better all over,
omiting a small space at the mast
head.
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