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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-07
Without swallowing nsussous medicines
by simply wearing
PROF. GUILNETTE'S
FRENCH KIDNEY PAD,

, take no other. II ae has not got IL, send
81 90 aid you will receive the Pad by return
mail.
TESTIMONIALS FROM THE PEOPLE.
JUDGE BUCHANAN, Lawyer, Toledo. Ohio,
says: =. Ons OF Prof Gui!me;te's French
| Kidney Pads cured me 81 Lumbago in thre-
! weeks TINE Ny case had been given vp
by the best Doctors as iucurabis. During
| ali this ri;ue suffered ustoid asOly and paid
out large sums oi money"
GEoRGE VErrEK, J. T., Toledo, o., says:
ssl suffered Tor three y-a-sw With Sciatics and
Kidney Disease, and vftsg.hAd TO 60 sboct
ON cTutches. / was entirely and p.Ims-
| nrntl, cured after wearing Prof. Guilniettv's
French Kidney Pad four Tveks."
'SoUIaE n. C. Scorr, Sylvsnia, O., writes !;
81 have been a great sufferer Tor Is Years
with Bright's Disease of The Kidneys. For
week. time / wss unable to get ont OF
bed; rook barrels Of mxdicine, but they
gave me only temporary relief. Iwore two
OF Prot. Guinette's Kidney Pads six weeks,
aud J now know | ALI entirely cured"
Mrs. HELEN JERoxE, Toledo, D., SAYS:
/" For ears have been ceDiiled, great
part of the time to my bed, with Leucor-
rhda and female weakness wore one OF
GuIimette's Kidney Pads and was cured is
one month"
ii. b. GREEN, Wholesale 1yocer, Findlay,
o., writes: /" suffered Io- p Years with
Lame back and IN three we--Ss Was periua-
nently cured by wearing ons oi Prof. Guil-
meite's Kidney Pads.'
B. +. KEEsLISG. ~ D., Druggist, Logsns-
port, Ind., when sending IL an order Tor
Kidney Pads, writes IL v-ore one of the
first ones We hai aud / received mvrs ben
eht from IT than any thing 1 ever uSeG. In
TACT The Pads give better g-neral saIisfac-
ton than any Kidney remedy We ever sold.'
RAY SHOEMAKER, bragg yisis, Hannibal,
Mo-, write: :" We are WORKING up lively
trade in yOur Pads, and are hearing of good
results from them every dav.S
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-07
CAUTION NOTICE.

A LII persons are hereby cautioned sgains
IA trespsssIng upon the lands q the un.
d-rsigned, in Fayette, Delaware or Walker
township, by fishing, hunting, or in auy
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-07


his arm about her Eeck. At the same
moment the wind blew the timbers of
the house down upon them and crushed
them to the floor, the mother with the
infant in her arms, the husband with
bis arm around his wife's neck, aud
there he choked her to death. The
falling timbers did not seem TO hurt her
| but locked the DOCTORS arm so closely
about her neck that be could not move
it. He was con scious that be was
killing her, but all his efforts to throw
off the the tim bers we're futile. As
sistance came in two hours-too late
Tue spirit Of bis beautiful and loving
wife had taken its f,ght-she was iu
deaths cold embrace, and the husband
felt that be was in measure the cause
Of her death. For days be was almost
a raving maniac. The bsbe was also
killed-whetber by the falling timbers
or pressed to death by its mother we
did not learn.
From the Burlington Free Press.
A curious wind passed over Evans
vile recently. There was q roaring
sound high IN the air, while near the
surface of the earth everything Was
quiet. At one place, near the river.
the eddy descended, picked some planks
of = long bridge and carried them
several rods away. The next day near
Barton Mountain, there was ooutin-
uous shower of dry leaves which fell
out of clear sky from q great height.
L. is supposed that they had been
caught up by the whirlwind.
Many wonder how Parker's Ginger Tonic
can perform such varied cures, thinking il
simply essence of ginger, when in tact il is
, made from many valuable medicines which
act beneficially on every diseased organ.
See other column.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
Nearly Kissed Themselves to Ieath.

Oscillation is unquestionably pleas.
ing pursuit. 1t has been recognized as
such from time immemorial, by gener-
ations unnumbered of lovers, poets and
even philosophers. There are doubt
less, at the present moment, in this and
in other countries, many enamored
swains who ask no better than to be
permitted to imprint 9" ten thousand
Kisses" ono after another, upon the
lips of the damsels On whom they have
bestowed their affections. They may,
however, esteem themselves fortunate
If their opportunities in this direction
are somewhat limited, as the following
true story will show At an evening
party in Kelkheim, few weeks ago,
the conversation happened to turn upon
kissing, and the question arose how
many salutations of this class could be
exchanged between two ardent lovers
within a certain space of time. As
usual, opinions differed, and the discus
sion waxed warm. Presently a fiery
youth offered to bet anybody present
the German equivalent of ten-pound
note that he and his betrothed would
kiss one another 10000 times within
ten hours, provided they were permit
ted to partake of some slight refresh
ment at intervals of half an hour during
the performance. His wager having
been accepted and the money posted,
the affianced couple addressed them
selves to the achievement of their con-
genial task, At the expiration of the
first hour their account stood credited
with two thousand kisses. During the
second they added another thousand
and during the third seven hundred and
fifty to that number. Then, pitiful to
state, they both broke down. The
youths lips were stricken with cramp,
and the maiden tainted away. Later
on in the evening she was compelled
to take to her bed with sharp attack
of neuralgia. An even more distressing
result ensued from this surfeit of tender
endearment, for it led to the breaking
off, By mutual consent, of hopeful
matrimonial engagement Young lovers
should keep this sad tale in mind and
moderate their transports, for, strange
as it may seem. Dan Cupid himself may
be kissed to death. Telegraph.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
Kansas PraiSing II.

"While l was in Topeka last winter"
said the Hon. Arthur Edgington, II had
pretty rough time of it got bad cold,
and then, that not being sufficiently severe,
| was also attacked with rheumatism. The
pain was in my left shoulder. At times /
almost writhed in agony. l tell you, sir,
that the pain could not have been greater
had my shoulder been screwed up in a wise.
l was utterly helpless, and felt like was
destined to remain in that condition in
definitely. My friends and physician
were generous in their prescriptions and my
room soon became miniature apothecary
shop. But nothing did me any good. One
day some one told me l was enduring a
great deal of needless pain when could in
vest fifty cents in bottle of st. Jacobs Oil
and be cured. l invested in bottle of the
Oil, rubbed it on my shoulder twice, and in
two days forgot that ever had rheuma-
tism. Yes, that is a great remedy, and no
mistake They can't say too much in favor
OF its healing power"
The above was uttered by Mr.. Edgington
while sitting on the porch of the La Gonda
house, at Columbus, the other evening, and
was overheard by an escaped reporter, who
is travelling over the country incog. In
quiry developed the fact that Mr.. Edging-
ton is one of the most widely known men in
Kansas, figuring prominently in politics,
and acting as the responsible agent of the
Bradstreet Commercial Agency. Upon
subsequently making Mr.. Edgington's ac-
quaintance the reporter was assured that
all he had heard was true, and he was at
liberty to use it in the papers.-[Oswego
(Kan.) Democrat,
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

THE MASON & HAM11N Coat Milan,
italy, they have recently had q Musical
Industrial Exhibition and Competition,
under royal patronage at which were
collected and compared, during q
period of several months, the largest
number and greatest variety of musical
instruments, old and new, ever brought
together. America was honored in the
award to the Mason & Hamlin Organ
Company of the highest medal, and the
only one in this department. Consider
ing that $50 awards were given, alto
gether, this distinction was very
marked. 1t is continuation of the
triumphs of these famous organ makers
at every one of the Worlds Fairs for
fourteen years; to which there has
been no exception. The Manhattan.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
The Streets OF Venice.

Many persons are under great mis-
apprehension as to the means of transit
or locomotion in Venice. 1t is mis-
take to suppose that there are no streets,
and that it is absolutely necessary to
go from place to place by gondola. II
is true that three bridges-the Rialto
bridge of the middle ages, and two
modern iron bridges-span the Grand
canal which divides the city in equal
halves it is true that the city is built
upon III islands, intersected by 150
small canals and 2.4SO passages; but
almost every one of the water
streets have quay or foot
path bordering it, while 400 bridges
unite island to island, so that it is quite
possible to go to every part of the city
on foot. There is snot in all the world a
mora difficult place for the traveller,
guided only by the "light of nature
to find a given spot. That spot may be
only few hundred yards away, but to
reach it he may have to cross half a
dozen bridges, some leading to the
right, and some to the left, and ira
verse as many squares, of which there
are 396-127 larger squares and 269
smaller squares.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
THE President has issued proclamation or

THE President has issued a proclamation or
dering the Arizona cowboys to disperse.
A PARTY Of revivslsts went to the jail where
Guiteau is confined and held services for the
benefit of the assassin. During the service Of
song and prayer Guiteau is reported to have
"wept like child" and after the revivalists
had gone the assassin sat in corner of his cell
for some time with bowed head.
TUE Senate in executive session confirmed
the following nominations Alfred @. Coke, oi
New York, to be district Judge for the Northern
district of New York; Samuel Spackman ol
Philadelphia, Pa, to be United States consul at
Cologne; John s. Wise, of Virginia, to be
United States attorney for the Eastern district
of Virginia.
SECRETARY CHANDLER has received the fol-
lowing dispatch from Lieutenant r. M. Berry,
commander Of the United States steamer Rodg-
ers, which wac sent out in search Of the lost
Jeanette. This is the first communication that
has been received since the news of the burn.
ing of the Rodgers was carried across
Siberia by Mr.. Glider: "Rodgers destroyed by
fire, originating in the forehold, November 80.
Efforts to save ship unavailing People landed
safe with difficulty through young ice. Now
quartered in natives houses Little clothing.
One months provisions saved. Native food
abundant No fear of starving. Bearer dis
patched en- route" The dispatch is dated
Sredni Kolymsk, Siberia.
REAR ADMIRAL JoHN RODGERS died at his
residence, on Georgetown Heights, the other
evening, aged seventy years. He had been for
a number OF years superintendent Of the Naval
observatory
The President has approved the act to pro.
mote the efficiency of the life-saving service.
PRESIDENT ARTHUR issued an order remit
ting that portion of the sentence of General
Fitz John Porter which incapacitated him from
holding any Office of trust or profit under the
government OF the United States. This order
exhausts the Presidents powers in the case
and removes all legal obstacles to congressional
action. Although the order does not restore
General Porter to his former rank in the army
it gives him the full rights of citizenship.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
NEWS OF THE WEEK.
Eastern and Middle States.


A FIRE which broke out in brush factory
nt Dover, N. H., spread to the Washington
Street Baptist church, a handsome edifce built
in 1869 at cost of $50, 900, and it was totally
consumed. While several persons were inside
the church ruins one Of the walls suddenly
toppled upon them, killing Judge John r.
varney, Of the police court, and injuring
number Of other persons, several with fatal
results.
JUDGE Brooks gave decision at Cambridge,
Mass, which materially affects several be-
quests in the will of Henry W. Iongfellow.
The decision is that erasures which occur are to
be considered no part of the will, and also that
the interlineations are of no effect. This de-
prives each of the children of the testator's
brother of legacy of $1,000, and makes void
the legacy of 900 to his brother Stephen.
The decision is based upon the ground that a
will cannot be altered except by codicil.
The smallpox epidemic at South Bethl chem,
Pa, has not yet been stamped out, there being
ten new cases aud three deaths from that dis
case reported within week.
A GREAT will contest is in progress at Phila-
delphia among the relatives of the late William
Cameron, who cannot agree as to the manner
in which he disposed of sl,5OO,OOO.
The ocean steamer Alaska has just made q
trip from New York to Queenstown in seven
days and twenty-six minutes. This is said to
be the quickest voyage ever made between
New York and Great Britain.
SERVICES commemorative of the late Ralph
Waldo Emerson were held Sunday in all the
Unitarian churches of Boston.
FIRE at Pittsburg, Pa, destroyed the prin-
cipal part Of the courthouse, causing loss OF
many valuable records and an estimated pc
cuniary damage of 100000. A fireman and a
boy were killed by falling debris.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
Where the Storms Hide.

Near Wisconsin, in the Sunset noun
tains, cave has been discovered which
is one of the greatest wonders of Ari-
zona Territory. 1t is of unknown pro-
portions, having never been explored,
and the phenomenon connected with it
that causes the wonder of beholders is
the fact that strong current of air
rushes into the cave of sufficient force
to draw into the Plutonian depths all
light articles placed near the entrance.
The roaring Of the winds into the cavern
may be heard 200 yards away from the
opening.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

MENsMANs PEPToN1zED BEEF TONIC, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nutrt-
tiouS properties Itcontains blood d-making, force
generating and life-sustaining properties; in
valuable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general debility;
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard
& Co., proprietors New York. Sold by druggists
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

"I don't believe there's going to be
much of war in Europe, after ALL"
said Job Shuttle, as he threw his papers
aside. "War in Europe, a great sightl''
said the wife Of his frugal board. "But
there'll be war right here in this house,
if you bring any more friends here to
dine when don't have anything but
picked up Goldfish on the table" There
was an immediate disbursement of funds
for larder supplies.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

Whether for the tourist bent on pleasure or
business or the emigrant seeking far West
ern home, Hostetters Stomach Bitters is the
best protector against the hurtful influences
of climatic changes or malaria; the most re-
liable medicine for general use he can posi-
bly, carry with him. 1t nullifies the effect OF
sudden changes of temperature, braces the
system against the enfeebling influence OF ex-
cessive heat, prevents injurious consequences
from change of diet or Of using bad food or
water, is fine resuscitant Of physical energy
diminished by the fatigue of travelling, and
tends to counteract the effects Of exposure in
rough weather. 1t is much and serviceably
used by mariners and others whose outdoor
life and arduous labor expose them unusually
II is moreover of great service as a preventive
and curative of disorders Of the stomach, liver,
bowels, and as o general tonic.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
REsCUED FROM DEATH,

william J. Coughlin OF Somervie, Mass says In the
fan Of 1876 was taken with BLEEDING fol-
lowed by severe cough. lost my appetite and flesh,
and confined to my bed. In 1877 admitted to
the hospital. The doctors said had hole in my lung
big as haf-dolar. AT one time report went around
that dead lgave up hope, but friend told Of
DIR. WILLIAM HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS.
got bottle, when TO my surprise commenced TO feel
better, and to-day feel better than for three years past
I write this hoping every one afflicted with Diseased
Lungs will take DR.. WILLIAM HALLS BALSAM, and
can positively say has done good than all the
other medicines have taken since my sickness.
ALIENS Brain FOOd-cures Nervous Debility Il
Weakness OF Generative Organs 81 --all druggists.
Send for Circular. Aliens Pharmacy 1913 First av Y.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

Heard in rural village: "What, no
supper at your house tonight? Are
you all sick?" ooh, no; we are all
we'll, and as hungry as bears; but you
ee we have a donation party at our
minister's tonight, and we are merely
saving up our appetites-that's ALL"
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

The st. Paul (Minn.) Globe, observes |;
Things had gone wrong with him, and he
wanted to die; yet he had the whole house
darting around mighty lively, 30 we heard,
hunting for the St Jacobs Oil bottle, when
the first twinge of rheumatism gathered
him nm
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send their Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Elec-
tric Appliances on trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration of vigor and manhood.
Address as above without delay.
P. S.-No risk is incurred, as 80 days trial is
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
vegetine
is THE GREAT
FAMILY MEDICINE
AND
HEALTH RESTORER-
Purifes the BLOOD, Ren0Cdtes ana
InUigOrafes the Whole Syste,n.
General Debility.

Debility is a term used to denote a deficiency OF
blood. The nutrtive constituents of the blood are
in less than their regular proportion, while tne
occurrence; II is incident to variety Of diseases
The lower limbs apt to be swollen. The patient
is feeble and cannot bear much exertion. The circu-
lation is irregular but almost always weak Palpita;
emotion often throws the heart into the most tumult-
nous action. The vital functions are languidly per-
formed. The muscular strength is dlmlnlshed
fatigue follows moderate or slight exercise: The
ried and even painfully agitated under exerion as
in running, ascending heights etc me nervous
and feeling of faintness very common. violent
and obstinate neuragic pains in the head, SIDE and
breast other parts of the body, also frequent
attendants ! ppon the disease. The secretions are
almost always either suspended or very partially
performed. Tho bile s scanty and costiveness with
unhealthy evacuatiCns from the bowels and dys-
peptic state of the stomach, are extremely common
symptoms.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

THE queen imposes fine Of ten oxen and
60 on any person in Madagascar who manufac-
lures alcoholic beverages. The natives drink
a sort of ''toddy"
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

OVER 1000 persons in New York city have
permits to carry concealed weapons, but by the
new criminal code ali permits are revoked.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
sc Tn m npcI;np.v

DR.. R. V. PIERCE: Dtd Str-Last fall my
daughter was in a decline and everybody
thought she was going into the consumption.
got her bottle Of your "Favorite Prescrip-
tion," and it cured her. Mrs. MARY HINsoN.
OF all druggists. M,ntrose, Kan.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

Weak lungs, splitting of blood, consumption,
and Kindred affections, cured without ply
sician. Address for treatise, with two stamps,
WoRLD's DrsPENsARs MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
Ia N
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

Carboline. deodorized extract Of petroleum,
cures badness. This is positive fact, attest
ed by thousands. No other hair preparation in
the world will really do this. Besides, as now
improved, it is delightful dressing
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

Said the lecturer" The roads up
these mountains are too steep and
rocky for even q donkey to climb;
therefore I did not attempt the ascent .
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

The New Worlds Dispensary and Invalids'
Hotel at Buffalo, n. Y, is now completed and
ready to receive patients,
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

FROM three to six presses are kept constantly
running on Webster's quarto dictionary in
order to supply the demand, which is in excess
of 80, 900 copies yearly.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

VEGETINE.-For graduating all impurities of
tie blood from the system it has no equal. 1t
has never failed to effect cure giving tone and
strength to the system debiitated by disease.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

When a mans business is rapidly
running down, it is time for him to
think of winding it up.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

The Science of Life, or Self Preservation, a
edcal work for every man-young, middle
aged or old. 1875 invaluable prescriptions.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
From Washington

THE secretary of the treasury has issued the
18th call for the redemption Of bonds of the
loan of July II and August S, 1861, continued
at 3% per cent. from July l, 1881
FURTHER combinations by the Senate !:
Adam Badeau, of New York, to be consul-gen-
eral at Havana; Henry Slaght of New York,
consul at Prescott; ]. P. Wickersham, OF
Pennsylvania, charge affaires to Denmark.
THE President decided to put down the In
dian outbreak in Arizona as soon as possible,
and has instructed the secretary Of war to
take prompt and vigorous measures to that end.
Orders were issued for additional troops to
proceed to the scene OF the trouble in Arizona,
and aid the troops there in preventing further
acts of violence and bringing the hostiles to
speedy justice.
THE following is the treasury statement Of
the national debt decrease during April:
TOTAL DEBT.
Prlncipal. ...,...,.....',....sl, ozo, oOS 70
Interest. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1888, $40 05
Total. ,957, AIS, ,179 OS
Total cash in the treasury. 1874, $50 At
DEBT LESS CASH IN THE TREASURY.
May l, 1882 II !, $50, 598 81
April /, 1852. l,f26, 2oo, Az 30
Decrease Of debt during
month nth................. 14,415, 1923 "a
Decrease of debt since June -
80, 1881. 81......,.......... 12S, 748,2 213 81
The following are the governments receipts
for April, 1882, as compared with those of
April, 1881:
1882. 1881.
Customs. 81, ,862, 1886 s17.O56, ,6S6
Internal revenue. ..... 11,996,375 l1,024, ,345
Miscellaneous. 4,8S4,262 1853, l19
Total. 34.74S,473 s31, $50, 100
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

A SALEM IN. J.) boy has living two grand
mothers, three t-grandmothers, one great
great grandmother, one grandfather, one
great-grandiather, and one great-great-grand-
father,
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11
Uon't Oie In the fiouse.

"Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice
roachcs, bedbugs, flies, ants, moles, chip
mulks, gophers. 15c.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1882-05-11

HsasAmNER q isst yoTa e the .; s. 70. the money.
- 26A9anHsSo. TerrlterJ Given. CatAls4ae FRRE