The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-28
SUNDAY. NAY 29, 1882.
CAPER sACCR

New wooden stocRlngs buy;
Let Ann rebuild the furnace Dire.
And pile tho coal on high.
There's Ice by all the streamlets.
The buds shrink In the blast,
I'm nearly frozen, mother dear.
For spring has come AT last
The revised Is to be revised.
It Is the fancy to tie neck ribbons on
one side.
Does a clergyman fall when he makes
a European trip
1t takes an expert jury to understand
expert testimony.
Sampson gave his enemies a great
deal of chin music.
Why is love like a pillow Because
1t can take on n sham and still be
nice.
You can't tell Il joke funny enough
TO make a soda fountain mar laugh this
year.
Adam WAS much interested in furni-
ture, he being the first mar to have his
~side-bored.
Lives of plumber men remind us we
can raise our prices higher, beat the
people, build a mansion, start q bank
and soon retire.
Speaking Of a leading editorial upon
''the mule" In a st. Louis paper, the
Kansas City Times says: at reads like
IN autobiography"
Riches and religion are not incom-
patIble; only n man does not want to
have too much religion in the way while
he Is getting riches.
"why am l not like an empty bag,
dearest?n asked a hurried "Give
II up, eh7 Because 1t can stand when
It's full, and l can't"
a city paper in announcing a recent
marriage, heads it, AT the End of His
Troubles" The paper, however for
gets to state at which end.
Yes" said the farmer, ''bdrbed
wire fence is expensive, but the hired
man doesn't stop to rest for five min
utes on top of 1t every time he has to
climb 1t.
"A very nice imported fan" says the
Detroit Free Press, land plenty good
enough for q m whose husband
earns Sl2 per week, can now be pur-
chased for $780,"
An exchange expresses surprise that
Jesse James should get upon a chair
and dust a chrome. There Is nothing
strange about that; he was!always get
ting up and busting.
BARRIERS would make more money
than they do II they didn't insist in
trying to convince their customers OF
a fact they too well knew before-that
they are growing a little thin on top,
sir"
"Violet, dearest; DO you play that
tune ottenr'' asked Hugh Montressor
Of his asianced. Eyes, pet, and when
We are married III play 1t all the time"
Then Hugh went out and %shuddered
himself to death.
asks a correspondent. There Is. For
instance, II you go home at two O'Clock
In the morning, after promising your
wife to be in early, and find her asleep,
and don't tumble over any chairs, that
lie luck, but it isn't to be depended on
"What lunstic asylum is that?''
asked a stranger la Philadelphia, point,
ing to r building from which the most
horrible sounds were Issuing. why,
my dear sir" was the reply, that is
not q lunatic asylum; that is a female
seminary; this is the music practice
hour"
First Sunday school scholor-Bil
does yer mother ever lick yer now?
Second scholar-Well, | should hump
myself. First scholar What do ser dc
while gettin' itr Second schelar-Yell
What do you doI First scholar-Sing.
Near my God to Thee" It's awfu
affecting and sootheI me right down.
They were speaking about cranial de
formities down at the corner grocery
last evening. Il hold that a man will
a big head is just rs apt to be a burned
fool as a man with a small head" sait
"A fly young man. True, but he gen.
orally knows 1t, and don't give himself
away" replied an elderly man who wa,
holding down the cover to a sugar bar
rel. The young man ordered n small
bottle Of spruce beer.
A lady writer in q Boston paper has
noticed: That the man who marries
late in life does well. That the man
who marries young does better. That
men love women because they can't
help 1t. That the husband loves his
wife 80 well that be loves all women
for her sake. That the wife loves her
husband so well that she has no thoughts
OF other men. That homely wives are
the truest, as they know how to make
the most Of what they have.