Daily Republican., 1882-05-27
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| Sun rises 80. sun sets IN.
Christfisld 81 Best.
Base bali is budding.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmor's.
Ice cold oysters at Fulmer's.
Old times was too good to be true
MAKE love while the moon shines.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
Always on the strike-a trip-hammer.
A paper that wears "specs"-hy-paper.
More beautiful chromos, cheap 99c. store.
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street,
i. ii. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
The Devil never likes to miss camp meet.
ing.
You can't clint to heaven by tho church
steeple.
Parker, cuppins and leechilg, No. l03 East
Second street.
Go to L. F. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts.,
for good cigar.
The Duke OF Durham has arrived-"pur.
ham cigarettes
What good would bourbon whiskey do in
place OF torment.
Window and door screens made to order b Y
Yerger, ACE Ship street
Our choice Mayhowsr at W, J. Kimble,s.
Front and Maids IN streets.
Wheeler, the condemned murderar
laughs at san Francisco Justice.
One OF the wealthest men In San Francisco
used to be a song and dance-artist.
lfyou want fine cream caromel, go TO the
nnt Nlnn ,It-
The best Minnesota flour at W. 7. Kim
ble's, Front and Madison streets.
Morning star New Process at W.. Kim
ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Kings, at Il X
Hanf SIS East Fourth street.
Mrs. Seoville is about to 20 to Europe. We
hope she will retura in time for the funeral.
When Jesse James crossed the riyer'' the
old ferryman lost job He crossed by q
Ford, rs 1t were.
Guaranteed four.piy all linen collars, one
for II cents two for - cents. QUITS 20 cents,
Chrlstheld y Best
Honest material, a good fit and prices low
as ready-mdde clothing Is. Row, merchant
tsilor, II East Second street. Very neat re
pairing specially.
fine retOuched cards tor 81 at Hollands
Hdll6Tyt NO. 4 EIh6J ulTu SJTpeJ, between
Market and King reefs.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, go
| to l.. +. Adair's, 2O7 Market street and 500
his goods and learn his prices.
Ifyou want a 1rst class parlor suit made
| to order tor low price, go to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
! Go to Biakes, No. 2S3 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
The most ridiculous rumor Is that General
Stoneman will be nominated by the Demo
Gratis for Governor OF California.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
| 81 90, at hollands. No. East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
There used to be two generals. Wherever
| Mcclellan went in the army, General Nc
Clellan and general enthusiasm.
Kalloch has bean lecturina about 1.-THE
Coming Woman What he don't know
about the SISTERS" is not worth knowlng.
The summer hotel keeper ps ints his from
door new color, aud then advertises zen
tirely retitted and refurnished at enor.1oul
expense
| Jesse James mother says that he ia il
| heaven. That will cool off the desire of O
great many Mlssou-ians who have been lay
ing plans TO get there.
Show me the hand OF the willing rist
maiden and l will show you thUusanC
young men willing to plead for it.
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter
preserves OF all kinds, good, pure tub butter
buokwheat, &C., can be accommodated at II
IL. Moore's stalls. II and 742nd street market
Head1uarters for summer Hats and Sum
mer Under gear at Ross, ll6 Market street
They have good goods and sell as cheap al
any store in the city. Give them trial.
Go to Humphrey & Fro $, 302 Market st..
for your straw hats, collars, cuffs and any
thing you may need in the furnishing line
They have but one price and that low one
Persons wishing to examine the most beau
tiful and cheapest illustrated Bible in th'
country, should call on John q. Bryant, al
the Pennsylvania House, Front and King
streets.
A little girl read composition before the
minister. Tne subject was"A Cow" She
wove In this Complementary sentence: "a
COW is the most useful animal in the world
except religion
A timid Bosto 1ian has married laGl
whose weight verges up to two hundred
pounds. MY dear said he to her, "shal
l help you over the fence % "No,' says sht
to him: "help the fence"
1t was William Cullen Bryan, the cole
brated minstrel, who said to his little sister
~ would rather have my poetry rhanatop-
sis.'n He wrote mo!tly OF apple-treeS IN
bloom, and cared little tor toys.
TAILORING.
Suits made to order in fashionable styles
from els up, Pants from $3.50 up mt guar
anteed. Cleaning, securing, cutting ana re-
pairing specially. VIM. MCKENZIE, 2 Eas
Seventh street.
MIR PrudhOmme ins ructs his grandchild
"Grandpa, the sun is brighter in summer
than in winter, is 1t not?" Yes, and 1T
warmer and enjoys better heath" why
does it erjoy better health "Recause II
gets up earlier
A German thus describes the recent gales
Tese vlnd peats all to Winds tot nefer see
Trees pown town all te vile. Mine hoss
frignden at Winds SO much to fagOn prOxt
town, and loss to vheels OF te hoss, und al!
most killed To vehicle"
Anything that is worth doing is worth d..
ing well Always remember is when you
are c0urtng a girl and don't sit looking at
htr with your 'hlmb in your mouth whel
she teels faint AMI needs your strong arm Il
support nor Vast no time, but seize the
apportunity-and the gr..
a sh,a | boy could not understand why the
"eaves" of tables should be so caile', seetnt
that they did not resemble any leaves WIFI
wuicn hs was familiar. AT last he found Il
out. "a know, The iCtle fellow cried. They
are callc l.aves brcaus, you ca2 leiya then
up or leave them down "
Il Dev snshire p're- says: "fhe people o
y ueghboriug village were much alarmed
by ahat was supposed to be the bowling O.
wolves one lvenilg recently, bat on turning
out with guns, and following up the noise
they came TO Scho hUus', here a sing.
ing school was having its first lesson, and
the voices wcro yet in wild state "
THE APRIL ANGLERS.
Now from his ambush does the trout
Look sharply out,
To keep upon the wandering ny
An anxious eye;
And carefully his optics scan
The quiet man
Who seeks u lure him rom MS pool,
An April fool
| Forth do the eager anglers fare
| Devoid Of care,
And seek afar from busy streets,
| their usual beats,
Where is the cool and quiet bed
| The liver. fed,
And lopy trout can now be caught