The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-05-19
KITTY AND JOHNNY'S TROUBLE.

KITTY AND JOHNNY'S TROUBLE.
$500 By KITTY WHITE.
My brother Johnny says he would do
for first-class bumble-bee; he's as hot
all over as if he had forty stings. We've
been talking through the stove-hole to
comfort each other. This hole is in the
wall at the side of my bed; so, if I put
chair on the bed, and then climb up
and stand on tiptoe, can see into john
ny's room, and we can have good talk.
We're in trouble; and this is how it
happened: ,ir5 ~ q.
:. One day last week our teacher read us
q story about good little girl who had
a sick father; and he was going to starve
to death cause he hadn't any money to
buy ORANGES; and everything had gone
wrong inside. Well, the good little girl
heard that dentist wanted some teeth,
and would pay well for them. Il don't
see why he should pay money for teeth,
when he could have his own for moth
ing). The little girl had fine teeth, so
she went to the dentist and asked him
to take some out and pay her the money
they were worth, for her poor father.
Then the dentist made her tell him all
about her father; and he wouldn't take
the teeth, but he gave her the money all
the same, and went to see her father,
and got doctor for him, so he didn't die.
1t was beautiful story, and made me
cry. Johnny said it wasn't anything to
cry about; stories like that were for
examples, and when we had chance
we must just 60 and do likewise.
Well, this morning, when father was
putting on his overcoat, Johnny and l
asked him for penny. And father, he
said we were always wanting pennies,
and he wasn't made of money; and
then he went out. a'
Sister EN- began to cry, cause father
said she couldn't have new dress this
Easter. Everything was going wrong,
and he didn't know what would become
of him, and he was sick of everything.
Johnny and I didn't cry; we only
looked at each other.
While we were going to school, John
ny said this was our chance. Now we
could do like the good little girl, and be
support to our parents. Dentists al
ways wanted teeth, and we'd 90 to the
dentist right away after school, and
have it over.
"And them" says Johnny, eff we've
made five dollars for father, perhaps
he'll give us our penny, cause it'll be
such a pleasant surprise to him."
We couldn't hardly wait for school to
be out. Igot a black mark in arith-
metic, cause when Miss Stevens asked
me if you had an apple. and if Samuel
Smith ate it up, what had you left?
said: s'Your teeth" al.
After school we walked about till we
came to a dentists, and we went in,
and asked him if he wanted some teeth.
And he said: "Why? Did we want to
lose some?" And we told him, "Yes."
We thought he would sit down and
ask us all about it, just as the other
dentist did with the good little girl but |
he only said: m !
"Let's look at 'em.''
Then he made Johnny climb up in the |
high chair, and tip his head back and
then he said: "You want these two out |
that crowd the rest Then he put an |
iron thing into Johnny's mouth, and
pulled out one tooth, and then he pulled |
another. And he said Johnny was
brave boy cause he didn't holloa. /
Iasked Johnny if it hurt and he said:
" Not much, and don't you disgrace the
family, Kitty White, by bowling"
''Now, my little lady," says the
dentist, "get into the chair, and I'll be
as gentle as I can" So he helped me
up, and tipped back my head. and
looked.
"Your teeth are crowded just like
your brothers," says he; and then he
begins to pull.
Ny, how it hurt! And didn't I make
. noise! I thought my head was coming
of. But it was over in a minute, and
the dentist told Johnny not to laugh at
me, cause my teeth came harder than
his did.
When our teeth were out, we thought
the dentist would pay us. He asked us
whose little boy and girl we were, and
where we lived, and said this was
pleasant weather for little folks. J.
After while he said: "It's four dol
lars"
We thought he had four dollars for
US, and held out our hands, but he
didn't give us anything. Instead of
that, he said: Haven't you got any
Then Johnny explained to him that
we thought he would pay us for our
teeth, SO that we could help our poor
father. ,'lEg sf
The dentist began to laugh, and said
he didn't pay for teeth; but he would
give rs letter that would make it Ill
right. sHllr I
So he wrote . letter, and sealed it,
and told Johnny to be sure to give it to
father. He kept laughing all the time
he was writing it, and we thought he
was the pleasantest man in the world.
When we got home, Johnny said we'd
better wait till after dinner to give