Brookings County sentinel. (Brookings, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1890, 1882-12-21
SPICE AND AllSPICe.

wife.
Is a man who bullsthe market stock
raiser?
In making wills, some are left out aud
others are left in.
A WOMAN never so enyies a man ae
when she mounts a horse.
NOTHING is so remarkable and cheap
ss good manners-Don Quirote.
Four Rs for congress: Reduce, re-
trench, revise, reform. - Providence
Press.
An old fisherman insisted that "Sal-
mon in all his glory" was the correct
scri iptural reading.
The futile demand for ten cent pieces
shows that the United States mint does
not keep up with the dimes. Loweu
Courier.
ADAM is said to have been the first
stock speculator, because he was little
bare just before the fall.-Boston Com.
Bulletin.
IT was little suburban boy who ran
to his mother with the joyful informa-
ton. ave will soon have skating
The pond has got a scab on it already
81. GRAY-Pack with my box five
dozen squills." The only remarkable
thing about this short sentence is that il
contains all the letters of the alphabet.
A CITY missionary was asked the
cause of his poverty. Principally"
said he, with twinkle IN his eye, "be-
cause ! have preached without notes.
An absent-minded woman in Ken
tucky put corn plaster on a letter and
stuck postage stamp on her corn. The
letter turned up dead" but the corn Ia
still alive. -LOmeH Courier.
The following epigram is quoted III a
London medical journal:
4 single doctor, like sculler piles
The The patient Lngers and by inches dies;
Waft him with swiftness 10 the stycisn .hore.
"OuR Young men are coming TO the
front" cries a political journal. II
doesn't look that way at the theater.
Just as many bald heads In the front
row as ever. cincinnati saturday
Niqht.
THERE is a J. 2. in Allalnakee who
does marriage by this formula: "Them
as this court has joined together le, no
man put asunder; but let little children
come unto them, 80 help NE God. -
IoWd paper.
Ii is during these days OF business
that a clergyman, on selecting q chapter
of the Bible to read in church, first looks
at the end of the last verse to make sure
that no patent medicine advertisement
hitched on. Puck.
SHoPKEEPER-" That pair OF boots Is
a great deal too large for you, sir"
Sandy" But they are 10 the saue
price as the sma' anes?" Shopkeeper
--"All the same price, SIR" Sandy
"Then III tax the big pair"
A WESTERN preacher. whose congrega.
ton had began to fall off somewhat, had
it intimateI tat he would discuss a
family scandal the following Sunday.
As a consequence the church WIS
crowded. The minister's subject was
Adam vs.. Eve.
Trrv ,ora .oIt;ro q, tho bo,rd;p,.
honan ,ahIa o%nn, Sow far hoci tbsy
no'IS o" 80 ,har anI o,a aan,lauDon ~.
,narka5. ..T renarnhar whom this cbick.
aT, ms batcbad" " All the rest at once
baoorMo s;Ient ocLnowIado;ng jafaat
and tbe IandI,dv was 40 mad she acned
rr, o;,,- bor vbo wos v;sit;,oi IN
A. n,.,., ,s.oh;nc, a ,,,or,an ,rbo
III G ;Ua. 80 I nSrrn;n, tste a. L,,tsr
s""a, u g. - 81. What ia
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..at p;..ox," w. s,,oiai,,aJ IN onrnr;Se,
~ -, ia 80, n,,t - r, -
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w MY are I ttioe ; .unnss ~ %; o"[ c,+r.,e
eaiI.u , - moL :" "r.,,,;o1 E,,iI,
,;"L.tN 81 'nnno,'.. -, hInvs 81 ovar tba
fii'S' LII ~ tho "a ann wsnt down in -
p pliii n,, aI tne -, tI ,u a;ch,nan fsa, bi,S
5 M -. y. eAv .a'. 49, and norIJ baya
60 al' ~ -, J., . b;Haar on. Il i badn,t
r., Nv axrans;va r..
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KANSAS man upon ocinS iouseu
from ms Ded ~ A. N. 10 spiit some
hlnannes, inuI'gea .,T IL nn onna eaIoeec
anu "isheu Sonl'nine "ouii .;I, .o
q auu Ions 80 NJ. a. crciona .an,s
h.I;n s 49, anJ tnc,ta5 b;s bonss
in." "S i;SI,n"s s anS a 90, ba was NOT ATS
aNI =. = ,ss;lIa 10 rIsosa soma
neu. M E;.1I,e,.' Uc.,Io,
nhe.i -'o' 80" III,
FOND mother, oehoIuinS nei nu @
eating quAhli,s Vi sugar piun', oes"i
ior 10 curse anu 70 swe", .n % auu H"an me-
MN NE shouiu nave tne a s'oniaoa ~ "Iie h.e
unless ne shared tue s"eesness VIII niS
httle sister, No. no, ,urII ueai ,nHmi mi,Hnriiv
he saSeiy feptieu, .oa "
share the tany WITH tisaei' Sefe s.n - no.
Tor the lear OF also sharing Tue s.oui".. %
ache with her. ;, oay no more' "u' ''
me suher alone.
SAID the father OF the bank cashier:
My son caught stealing! My son de,
tected in dishonesty! de, the hight oi
my life, ON whose education have spent
so much care! he has dlsgraced nus
family! We are all ruined! ana that
my son should have done TINS! why,
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