The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26

CgB FRAN Thirteenth street., services
1 bath .30 q. IN, sunday school2 Up M
knappe, pastor
sr'rHOuIsT--Cor. Eighth and Walnut str'
VI Preaching sabbath 400 q m ana ~ J
SUNDAY School ~ 400 p IA. heV' D. A. 00''
Pastor
~ntNFkRihN Eighth street; presehia
Ohe-lh 10 at - 20 a. IN and 7;3O p, M pr
estates, ofeie osd'" g. TtS2 n m " i.-i,.-
crate size, and only one-third by the
peasants.
A paper out IN Leadylle, Col, declares
that sealskin sacquc, snugly fitting a
graceful female form, seems like the very
down of an angel
Grindstones sometimes explode, and
we saw a caution in a store window, the
other day, rs to ike danger from stat
uary 1t read as follows: "Parian Mar
BILE Busts."
1t is stated that the Canadian au-
thorities will soon permit the importa-
ton Of cattle for breeding purposes
from the United States, upon the same
terms as TO quarantine a cattle from
England
According 10 Washington etiquette,
when the President is dinner guest, he
sits at the right of the host, no matter in
whose honor the dinner is given; and
the latter sits ut the Presidents right,
not At the hosts left.
The Philadelphia Chronicle, which is
nothing if not philanthropist, proposes
rubber cushion to be worn by skaters
at the back Of the head Then when
two lovely beings in the hues Of youth
fall together upor the back of their little
brain cases, they will execute pad dc
deuX mace pa.
Special pleading: polly, we must go
now, It's 3 O'clock" "Oh, papa, dear,
! am engaged for the next two dances"
"The Browns went away twohours ago,
and Fanny Brown didn't complain. "
But they are in haf-mourning, You
know, papa, dearH Papa is not con-
ynced, but Polly gains her point. -
Punch.
On the body Of man who lately COM
mitted suicide in Chicago there was
found a diary, in which he said that he
had several times attempted to kill HIM
self, but had always been prevented in
one way or another. Once hc had gone
into patch Of woods and made ready
TO hang himself, but, the diary continues,
1.-The mosquitoes We're so darned thick
that forgot what came for, and went
away.
Why can't people say mother and
father in a better way than they do?
Words, cadence, infection and every
thing else has got twisted and wrggled
ont of shape The New York girl says
"Ma--rr' with n jerk on the ~" The
Philadelphia girl says Magyar through
her nose. The st. Louis girl says Ma
mar; the Boston girl says Mur-mur the
Baltimore beauty Mur-mur and Pur-prr
The little Canadian says Pa-ah and
Ma-ah. The Alabama girl says "PorT
and Morr,n the Brooklyn says Par-pah
and Mah-ah. The little London girls
say, "Now Po-pow-ah you make me
,owofM -QHig
\ Another great consolidation Of iron
nte~aSts is nearly affected at Birming-
ham, Ala, which will unite the Alice
and Eureka furnaces now in operation,
the great Sloss furnace now building,
and two more vet to be constructed.
This will practically consolidate all the
iron-producing interests of central Ala
bama, except the charcoal furnaces, The
six furnaces will have n capacity of l5O,-
600 tons annually The capital of the
company will be Sl0,000,000
A Black river train, after passing
Glendale, Lewis county, n. Y, ran into
horse. The horse was carried some
distance and dropped into u sluice, and
the train stopped On examination a
pair of thills was found attached to the
horse. The train was backed TO the
crossing, and cutter was discovered
standing beside the track and man Sit
ting in it--drunk.
There is az old man in West Cheshire,
Conn, who, when he married his second
wife made over to her all his property.
only STIMULATING that he should receive
from her every day enough money to
purchase half n pint of rum. He has
drawn and invested his stipend ever
since with perfect regularity, occasion
ally, however, allowing his pay to ac-
cumulate for several days previous TO u
holiday. He does this, he says, "for
obvious reasons
Two females of n travelling show COM
pany came to Middleton, o., purchased
cowhidcs, proceeded TO the Office of
ihc SigaM and inquired for the edit
,r, and upon his appearance they told
lin they had come to cowhide him for
The lies he had published about their
company. But he, grabbing piece of
iron, routed them from the Office to the
street following them and abusing them
TO his hearts content.
The total debt Of Baltimore is $780,