Daily Republican., 1882-06-01
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Sun sets 7.24,

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| Chrlsttield Il Best.
Grab salad at F'ullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
leo cold oysters at Fullmer's.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
Trunks, valises, satchels, 99c. and upwards
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
Mild form Of 0flunacy-belief of in q wet moon
T. H. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market
Lively horses belong to a hire class of ami
mails.
Parker, cupping and leeching, No. lO3 East
Second street.
Go to I. F. Eatons, 18th and Market sts.,
for good cigar.
The young lady who sat on a bent pin got
of q bright thing.
A make shift existence Making shirts at
fifteen cents each.
'otar REUTERS? ?"
Window and door screens made to order by
Yerger, 4o5 Shipley street.
Our choice Mayhowsr at W. ]. Kimble's,
Front and Madison streets.
Favorite expletives OF the British aristoc.
racy MY stars and garters."
The platform is woman's proper sphere.
Mos OF them we're born lecturers.
How docs the snob Congressman feel after
his tilt with the 'plumed knight?"
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. y. Kim
ble's, Front and Madison streets.
Morning Star New Process at W. J Kim
ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine Is X. Plain Gold klngs, ate Il.
Hanf s.l5 East Fourth street.
The party who complains of the time being
out ofjoint had better have his CLOCK fixed.
New w-Market Jackets are worn by other
aides than butchers wives and daughters.
Cheapest place IN the city for fine quality
mems furnishing goods, bl6 Market street.
When PERSONS brain is on fire 1t isn't
quite the proper thing to blow it out, you
know.
Nature has her own way of canning fish,
but che generally uses the pelican for the
operation.
The way the Women Fighters read it.
"Man wants women to have but little here
below"
1t appears likely that the railways running
through toe state will shortly foreclose on
New Jersey.
Boston will never get an Elevated Railway
until its friends have the scheme advocated
Ia poetry.
s fine retouched cards for 81 a. Hollands
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
French people especially are addicted to
nightmare the probable result OF eating 80
much horse flesh.
Adam was an unlucky man in one particu-
lar, at least: he had no opportunity of study
ing geneal0gy.
"Will you take some nose paint? % is the
way they ask fellow to drink In some parts
Of New Jersey.
Profanits is the masculine for tears, and
Mysteries are the feminine for argument, says
an exchange.
newly arrived Immigrants at Castle Garden,
New York.
''Shall the people be trusted "' innocently
inquiries Western paper. No-not for
drlnks-not for drinks.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 20
to L. F. Adair's, 207 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
you want nrst class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 90 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to Blake's, No. 233 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
81. 90, AZ Hollands, No. East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
The carman has been the moving spirit in
New York during the past week, the house-
holders hsve been exchanging dirt.
Julius Caesar evidently had an Inter
viewer" in his minds eye when he inquired
"Who is it in the press that calls on me ~
The newly discovered comet Is close to the
sun. That Is the best place for 1t, as 1t might
take cold If 1t came near New England at
this season.
A Massachusetts man recently killed his
mOther-in-law with an axe, and, when ques-
toned regarding the commission Of the deed,
50 Id 1t was an ax-ident.
A selected stock Of silk, alapaca and ging.
ham umbrellas at the gents furnishing store
Of &. s. Humphrey B. Bro, 302 Market street,
the one price hatters.
Down in Texas. when they want to express
loathing for man, they say he's mean
enough 10 hand pint bottle filed with
water to friend on dark night.
The guileless youth, with fuzzy chin,
Likewise the sweet exquisite,
Takes all the autO.albums "in,'
And writes his name at every visit.
boy will willingly run the risk OF being
devoured by bulldog to secure green ap-
pie, through which he couldn't drive his
teeth with sledge hammer after he secures
1t.
Persons wishing to examine the most beau
tiful and cheapest illustrated Bible In tn Q
should call on John q. Bryant, at
the Pennsylvania House, Front and King
Streets
A reward should be offered for the quaint
)ut. of the-way country resort that doesn't
)oast a Washington's headquarters or an old
Dutch church erected some where around the
year 1855.
An Indiana boy, only ten years Of age, has a |
peculiar affection. one of Lis ears Is over a |
DOT In diameter. 1t mortifies him terl IDLY, |
IS folks who see him on that side invariably !
mistake him for Milwaukee editor.
"Chicago girls attend the opera in large
lumbers," says au exchange, which prob
.bly thinks It's giving news when everybody
tnOws that Chicago girls couldn't get into
MY number smaller than eights.
Don CARLOS, the would.be King Of Spain,
md his wife have parted. The cause Of the
disagreement is not given, but the neighbors
ay she used the royal sceptre to stir soap
With, and set hen on fourteen duck eggs In
lis kingly crown.
Boy Burdette says: "a new contribution
asket has lust been invented, which rings q
ong every time button without an eye, or
ten-cent piece with one, is dropped into it.
he first Sunday 1t was tried In an Amster.
amchurch 1t went off like a Gatling gun the
7hole round trip"