Daily Republican., 1882-06-05
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Christrield Il Best.
Grab salad at Fulmer's.
Devtled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Dennis has met his Sedan.
Adam was the first american.
For cut flowers, go to 4os King street.
Best business card racks made, for 900.
Most people would like to be handsome.
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street.
T. II. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
The Johnson boom Is fast becoming popu-
lar.
Parker, cupping and leechilg, No. lo3 East
Second street.
Go to T. F. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts.,
for good cigar.
You can spoil children by letting them
play with a shotgun.
Our choice Mayf at W.. Kimble's,
Front and MAIDS On streets.
Men and women resort to all kinds of de-
vices to improve their looks.
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. !. Kim.
ble's, Front and Madison treets.
Morning sta. New Process at W. J Kim
ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine Is K. Plain Gold Rings, at,E +.
Hanf7 s.l5 East Fourth street.
Inc retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. 4 East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 60
to L.. F. Adair's, 207 Market street and SEQ
his goods and learn his prices.
Select your straw hat from the large and
varied assort nent at the new store of It. 5.
Humphrey Il Bro, 3?2 Marzet street.
If yeu want a first class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood
wards Sixth and Tatna!l streets.
Go to Btake's, No. 233 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to LOOK like new
To buy good cheap produce go to higgins
& Co., l03 East Fourth street, dealers in eggs
and all KINDS of produce.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
| 81 90, at Hollands, No. East Third street,
between Market and King Streets
| Apan who fails to recognize what differ
ence there is between the touch Of a woman's
hand and the hand OF another man is mate
rial wasted. He ought to have been door
knob.
| The Chnaman who thought he was A,nerf-
canized enough to squeeze Texas girls
hand on tho sly has departed tor some quiet
place in the hills where he can pick sixty
birdshot out of his legs
1t Is Doctor jerks, and not our Jenks, who
wants to be either the democratic candidate
| for congress from his district or the demo.
cratic candidate for governor, or councillor,
or-he isn't particular.
| John q. Bryant will call uron parties liv-
| ing In any section Of the city, and Will ex
hibit samples Of Bibles and Albums, upon
receipt of postal sent to Pennsylvania House,
| Front and King streets.
AS the excursion season Is now at hand, it
becomes necessary for every man and boy to
have straw hat. The place to secure the
latest styles at low prices Is at Il. s. Humph-
rey & Bro. s, i02 Market street.
There was a young fellow named Guise,
Who was death on oil kinds of puise
| He would nibble and bite
| From morning till mite,
| And he swelled to a terrible sutse.
| A youngstown, Ohio, preacher recently
| had one OF the lan bs OF his flock arrested for
making faces at him while in the pulpit, and
the next Sunday preached to an immense
congregation, consisting Of the sexton.
| A conversation overheard the other day.
| She--Did Sheridan or Knowles write the
'Sch0ol for Scandal? He-Wny, knowles,
OF course. Sheridan was general In the
army. you know, and never wrote anything.
( Didn't you hear about his marching through
Georgia? She-t h., remember now, but l
always get those two men confused.
| The editor of newspapers that had adopt
ed phonetic spelling in measure, received
a postal card from an old subscriber in the
country, which reads as follows: II hev TUX
you paper for eleven years; If you kant spell
any better than you havs for the last two
months you may Just stop pit"
Oh, man. with bald and shiny pate,
In summer raiment dressed,
Thy wrinkled vsage truly tells
Thou art by heat oppressed,
But tell me, pilgrim, whilst thou may,
How it's that though the heat
May scorch thy frame into crisp,
1hou'lt not refuse to eat
Civilization already begins to enervate the
people of the Far West. Last month piano
made its appearance in Hard scrabble.
while the lant lord 0! the "fiEhting Bears,
who nobly resisted the innovation of table.
cloths, bas been compelled to strike MS colors
to "l ankee." who advertises "clean plates
at every meal"
A good thing has been done by the Texas
Legislature to protect the public morals. A
bill has been passed taxing all persons SELL
ing the Police Gazette, Police News, and sim
liar illustrated journals, $500 per anuum in
a county where such papers are 10. d. That Is
that class of literature is public blessing.
The Philadelphia Press, while sailing un-
der Republican c9lors,i is doing more TO break
down the Republican party than all the
straizht-out Democratic papers in that state
combined. The Press should run up the
guerrilla flag at once, or what would be bet
ter flop over to the Democratic party where
1t belongs. 49,
What smells So? Has somebody been
burning rag, or Is there dead mule in the
back yard? No; the man Is smoking five
cent cigar. The cigar has q breath on him
like the chimes Of Normsndy or salivated
1t Is strong enough to raise
a mortgage or lick a The man
will chew a piece of assafntida by and by to
take the taste of the cigar out of his mouth.
The editor Of ''local" patent outside, in
the far West, informs his numerous readers
that he is never at loss to enrich his COL
umns with abundance of local items, mo
matter what bappels; !" and here are few
Of the most important specimens:
SprigKll sville has now population OF lit
souls, including the abseptses
whirlwlnd swept through the town on
Sunday last, and demolished Squire Nogins
new piggery. The pigs fed into the woods:
Deacon Spriggins has had secondhand
lightning rod put on his barn the same barn
that was struck by thunderbolt last week.
There was an old man who said "How
Shall l fee from this terrible cow
will sit on the stile
And continue to smile
TIL soften the heart Of the cow"
There was young man who said "Ow!
90 wee that terrible cow!''
And he Jumped oor the stile
and fell all In pile,
While plecidly RraZed the old coW