Daily Republican., 1882-08-10
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Christnold 4 Best.
Grab salad at Fullmers.
Dsviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Trunks, valiSes. camp chairs, 99c. store.
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
Parker, cupping and leechiug, No. 1Os East
second street.
Meals the cheapest In the city - cIy's,
| ID Market street,
Get the Nimrod tobacco, kept by MulIin,
West Front street.
When iS q girl not girlH When she turns
into an ice-creaIn saloon.
What is the only thing that can live in the
midst Of tireH A piece Of coal.
Fine II X. Plain Gold Rinks I. e..
Hanfs. IL East Fourth street.
You cannot speak in balloon without hay
ing high words; but it's death to fall out
How TO move body of water. Go to
pond, and drag it from ore end to the 9th or.
'Too big for his business" as the lady said
Of the sweep who stuck in the chimney.
BE content with what YOU have. az the
u.
Examine the fine summer neckwear at g.
Humphrey & Bro g new store, 9O2 Market
street.
Wholesale pants" or course holes all
pants 1t Is one OF the worst things that can
happen to them.
NuisanceS live long in the land. An Iii.
nois parrot has Just died at tn, age Of sew
| enty'tw0 years.
g. ttne retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No, East Third street, between
Market and King reefs
II Egypt wants any more colonels- How
| ever, it's none Of our business. A colone is a
colonel, in Georgia or in Egypt.
Everybody knows MAT Holland makes the
best tin type In the city. No. 4 east Third
street, between Market and King.
A fat gentleman who got into q car az the
Lowell station In Boston yesterday was asked
whore he was going. "Holng 10 melt" he
promptly replied.
Geo. X. Baugh does the finest wood carv-
ing for buildings aue cars. Also, the finest
mouldingS OF all kinds fer photographs and
/ all sorts OF pictures. Call and see, at No. .5O7
Shipley street
An exchange informs US tha. rock candy
is being substituted for sugar in tea and cof-
fee The next thing We expect to hear that
rye is rapidly taking the place Of tea and
coffee.
Just arriVed-Dr. Darmon arrived in vii,
mington to-day at EoOD, and can be found at
616 Market street. This is the doctors thirty
seventh visit, His Office hours are from 9 q.
m. to 10p. m. Sunday from 10 m TO p. m.
The granger who goes through his grain
| fields and finds certain Of them beset by the
Weevil, is not the man to heed the MOTTO
"of two weevils always choose the least" He
attacks the entire delegation
The transit Of Venus is going to occur next
December, but II You want to take little
prelude you can watch"Venus rising trom:the
sea, " IN 0 Olue-hanDel bathing. suit, with q
hlde0us shade hat strapped down over her
ears.
VISION.
A crimson sea of passion, Love
And bsrque with a golden sail,
and silkeu flag at the mast above,
And an ivory lutte, and white winged dove
With an arrow In his breast
And crushed red rose, and fair face pale
With weeping and unrest,
A boat was picked up adritt on the Della.
ware river the other day, and the only living
things found on board were q snake and o
quart Of whiskey. Probably some Congress
man had been TO another funeral.
~ don't know how 1t is," said Jack Dumb
thump, everybody is forever quo ing tgnor-
ance and bliss and yet I'm not happy"
That's because you've Just got enough
sense to know what fool you are" commits.
erately replied sarcastic neighbor.
Highly intelligent darling: The robbers
can't steal my mammals earrings cause
papa's hidden them.n Interested visitor
them, wonder?" II heard him say he's
put them up the spout, and expects they will
stay there"
Simile Miss Walnut street, Of PhiIadel-
phia, turns up her nose at Miss Michigan, Of
Chicago, at Cape May, because the latter
says the former is "sIuck up" Dear me"
Western girls feet are like the hand Of Pro-
Videnoe-they cover everything"
"Ps, what is 8 lay preacher ~ inquired q
South Chicago boy one quiet Sunday after.
noon. "A lay preachor Why, my son, lay
preacher 1s a-a'R-a-; lay preacher is man
W5O lays around and takes the regular
preachers place and deals out q strange, pc
culiar and conflicting theology"
MOODS.
The clouds have still thousand forms
Upon thousand days;
Inc forest can never lea N,
So deep Its devious ways.
The brook has still 0 newer grace
Whene'er wander by;
And In new forms Of l0velinesS
The shadow masses lie.
"You can't add different things together" ,"
said an Austin school teacher. "If you add
sheep and COW together, it does not make
two sheep or two cows" A little boy, the son
OF q Texas milkman, held up his hand and |
said: THAT may do with sheep and COWS, |
but II you add quart Of water to q quart Of
milk, 1t makes two quarts Of milk. I've seen |
1t tried" |
Poor PeEhecker his Joke: "Why my dear, " |
said poor little Mr.. Penhecker, with ghast. |
ly smile. why would the world without WO-
man, lovely woman, be like blank sheet of |
paper?" mrs. p, who had Just been giving |
the little man piece Of her mind, smiled, |
and couldn't think" "Why, because don't |
you see, love, said the long g-suffering one, at
wouldn't even be ruled"
Mrs. Nose Schamburg is a very candid wO-
man. There were several lady friends from
Galveston at the house few days ago.
Nose was not present, beiog down at the
store. "How is your husband's g pishness com.
ing on ~ asked one Of the visitors. "Not so
EO0t as wants. Every once and a while he
gets enc OF his honest spells. then we hardly
makes expenshes. You don't know how pad
l feels ven Nose gets one Of dose honest
Spells.7
"Why are you Nke tn at oil we'll Kate"
The lover asked. Replied his fate,
"Because I'm b0rei ~ ''Oh, no, mean
You give me delightwith caresS seem"
"Indeed I' she laughed, ,"I'I ask one, too
Why like an oil well, sir, ASe your" =
sand I'm-'A gusherH Yes.' said she.
That's very good, but, Kate, lind
Like oil, that you are quite rehled-
You are my flame, that wilI'-'NO doubt
Like you" she said, ''soon be put OF"
In walked her pa. "See here. my son,
II you are oil let's see you run;
Because, i'll strike oil, might
Give you start-with die.man.ite."
Visiting the Mayor.
Last evening about 8 o'clock, M
Albert Curry, the Republican nomi