The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-05-20
Surgery and Music,


Perhaps science is advancing a little
too rapidly. The surgeons have just
discovered that by scvcring tendon
the third finger Of the hand may be per-
mittcd to acquire greater facilities in
playing upon the piano. 1t has been
recognized that something or other was
the matter with the great mass of piano
players in this suffering country, Men
who hay" spent in anguish the long
hours which the girl next door devoted
TO what she called "practicing," have
felt that frightful obstruction of one
kind on another would have to be sur
mounted before she could decently char
actcrizc as music the sounds evoked
from the instrument. That tendon is
now alleged to have been the cause Of
the difficulty. But there is room for
reasonable doubt if it is responsible for
the whole of the trouble. There are
cNasperated persons capable of limiting
darkly that surgical operation which
does not remove the brains of the aver
age player and supply improved ones,
Will fail TO effect a reform. The pres
euce in the hand of that restraining ten
don really seems to suggest that Nature
intended that girls and men should not
play upon the piano. There is no ten
don TO restrain people from making pies
or from saving wood The things that
the hand was designed TO do it can do
without being sawed and reset Out
ragged Nature mutely protests against
the murder of "The Maidcn's PRAYER"
and of yariationsof airs from Patience"
by the millions of hands that struggle
through these compositions with incilcc-
tive third fingers. The surgeons have
now come to set the fingers free from
the restraints of benehcent Nature, and
TO give them facility" This seems TO
mean that two vigorous fingers are to DO
added to every pair If hands that are al
ready engaged in banging the piano.
There are men who have listened
through weary days of pain to tho eff
fleets produced by the six fingers and
two thumbs Of the practicing girl who
will thirst for the blood of the surgeon
who found that he could increase that
finger power twenty-five per cent
There is, however, CLEAN of hope.
The weIl-known and especially offensive
young man who imagncs that he is
learning to play upon the flute may con-
ceive the notion that the defective con.
struction of his windpipe is responsible
for his failures, and he may persuade
somebody 70 operate upon that organ
with u carving knife, There are always
compensations The man who deceivcs
himself with the notion that ne can sing
tenor, and who Is a burden to his rela-
tives and friends, may imagine that the
construction OF lbs lung is faulty and
may have an incision into itmade Thus
persons Of his class may gradually be
thinncd out and the lives 5f the rest Of
us made happier. And as the fashion Of
improving upon nature by use Of the sur
geon's knife gains Roadway blessing
may come even TO editors The deprav-
cd people who attempt TO write humor-
Gus articles may conceive that they will
gain by having their funny bones cut
into, aud SO will be crippled for life.
This, however, is but iain, hope. The
supldor man Is the more thoroughly
= he convinced, generally speaking, that
nc can express himself in an amusing
manner upon paper.