Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-03-23
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Fultiensth statues stand all kinds
Many an unlucky sailor has M.
Shaking fate. 0s .
One touch of gossip makes the whole
busy world chin.
There is too much Wilde specnlat;oc
in the aesthetic business.
Gravity is the rind Of wisdom. but
it is a preservative rind.
How to make barrsi of flour oo a
great way-ship it to Australia.
The hearts of pretty women are like
bonbons, wrapped up in eDigmas.
A man that is variable is not es.
teemed very able by his neighbors.
Grief has been compared to hydra
for every one that dies two are born.
1t is good rule to find out whether
it Is bread or stone before you bite il.
The scientific study of man is the
most difficult Of all branches of knoyl.
edge.
Getting married is like buying kid
| gloveS-time and wear prove the bag
gain.
There are more feols than sages; and
| among the sageS there is more folly
than wisdom.
The beauty of MAN parting his hair
In the middle is, that it gives both
ears An equal chance to flap.
That writer does tire most VINO gives
his reader the most knowledge and
takes from him the least time.
Wicked men stumble over straws in
the way to heaven, but climb over
hills In the way to destruction.
/ There are some men, 80 laxative
that nothing but the ooothache ca:s
make one of them hold his jaw.
| A crowd is not company, and faces
are but a gallery of pictures. and talk
BUT tinkling cymbal when there is no
| love.
A mans nature runs either to herbs
81 weeds; therefore, let EisS reasOna-
bly, water the one and destroy the
other.
The man who makes UP his mind to-
speak the truth and nothing but the
truth, is not likely to wear himself out
talking
| Poetry IS the blossom and the fra
gTance'of alb human knowle d9e, human
thoughts, human passions, emotions,
Language.
Jones says that he used te.be psof-
cieRt ia half dozen languages, hot
since he was married he is, not even
master Of his own tongue.
~What Is, that, mother 2" t4It is she
Legislature; child" what does it do.
mOther2' "It repeats acts passed by
the last Legislature, my childP
Said Edith to her doll, There, dC1's
answer me back. You mustn't be
saucy no matter how hateful I am.
You must remember l am your moth
err
RaFmeT Janesbury says ks hens al
ways lay duning winter. ALI he has to
do is to casually remark in their he2r-
ing that eggs have dropped down DO
tea oents- a. doMn. Then thez.all gO to
work with a will.
five only knew it, our homes ace
making us as Hauch as we are making
OuI homes. UlaIsss there is love, kind
ness and gentleness at home thers-is
rot likely to be kindness in our intRD-
course with the world
| HfocMstinatiOn is said soo be- the
pnrloiner of the sleeting moments, and
| yet how many people will sit and wait
fCD tho railn3aG train to start, when
they could save part of the blessed
time by footing part of thasS journey
ion ths-ties.
y If 3his country had been laid out
fright the surplus water in the Mssis-
sippi river could have been used to
wet down the grass ina New York
state, and the overplus of ofiiee-hlnteBs
| In Washington could have been. used
| to break stones On the highways Of
Kansas.
Thomas SchOfeld, aged riRsty-one
years, walked nine miles to renew his
subscription to New London. paper.
1t Is the general impressions among
publishers. that there are number Of
Subscribers who are waiting Until they
are ninety-One years cd to s0me and
1sy for their paper.
A SO called wit Was once talking to
one of eur wise professors. '.As for.
Ame," be said, 81 do not belisxe what /.
lido not understand" "Do you under
stand" objected tho professor. chow it
lis that. fire will soften butter. hut will
AHharde1an eggp' 'tNo, sim" .tYet you
believe in an OmeletP
"YO0 may talk aboGt your mean
; men," SAID one Nlstic To- another, on
the ferry-boat, the other day, "but
: we've got woman over there in Ala.
media who tales the pie kinder
close, is she~ "Closel Why last
month her husband died-fOarth hus-
band, mind-and Ina blamed if she
didn't take the door plate off the front
: door, had his age added. and then nail
ed it on to the coffin. Said she guessed
likely shea be wanting new name ON
the door sOop, any way.
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