The Penn's Grove record., 1882-08-26

Do not forget to call at this Office an
pay off that small bill.
The pub io school opens on Monday
week.
A poor man may do all act that IS
positively criminal, but a rich man can
be worse than ''impruden.." Things
a c not what they SEEM.
The time for the Congressional Con-
ventions in this district is fast approach
ing, aud sOon the appropriate candi-
dates will be namsd.
A great many laws are passed OF
which the people talk no notice what
ever. For instance, who complied W It'll
the law concerning fire eseal es?
I'm almost fried, said a young lady in
the grove the other evening. a half
elderly lady mean the swings whispered,
\ ; ulul I KNOW bHt NdS iiSd, uAN "'S +"
ready for it; she seems TO be rolled III
flour.
Some of our young men before putting
on eclskin pants, SHOULD have embarked
in tic busin IS of raising stock. Iiiey
| should have r.ised q couple OF calves at
least.
When you see young girls from twelve
to lftecn years Old. running on the
streets, day and night, loud i'll their dress
you may know for Il certainty, that their
parents are NOS giving them the parental
care and instruction they ought.
Yhen a boy f.cls called upon to go
West and tackle grizzlies lie should be
shut up i'll a yard for fifteen minutes
With a Jog about as big as a cider barrel.
Ii that doesn't cure him then he was cut
out for a great bear hunter.
In the town Of Meridian, Miss the
price of a first class license for the sale II
liquor has been 6xcd at ! 500. Here is a
hint for the prohibitionists, who arc al
ways at loggerheads with the restriction
ists. The sum OF 81, 500is actual prohi
bition to nineteen twentieths Of the PEG
pie who engage in the liquor traffic, yet
it is IA restrictionist system, pure and sim
pie, and there is no talk Of absolute pro
hibition.
Never before were the American
people, irrespective Of party, more
keenlv alive to fle necessity Of polili-
cal reform, and V did the vitality
of free government more urgently re-
quire the in~terpoSition Of honest votes
for i~neorruptIble men.
Owing to the rush Of business on the
Delaware Diver Railroad the freight
has had 10 lie run as a special train.
The largest excursion VI the season,
over the Delaware RIVER Railroad, was
the one from Wilmington to Atlantic
City ON Thursday. Twenty-one cars
were well filed. There were between
1900 ana 1000.
The Band cleared about one hui
bred and twenty-five dollars on the ex-
cursion to Ocean Grove and Long
Branch.
The sale Of carriages advertised in
the RECORD 20 take place at this pace
OF September I'd. has been postponed
until the 9Th, II week later, ut which
time or people will have MI opportu-
nifty to secure bargains.
Central s~cliool-houss is having sev-
eral feet added TO it, and is otherwise
improved. Mr.. Charles Barber Of
PENIS Grove has the contract aud will
have 1t really for school opening.
Post 5, G.. A. R., of Philadelphia.
accompanied with u large number Of
friends made All excursion 10 this place
on Thursday and had an excellent
time.
Our farmers have just found out wha
we said of Leckier Il Clark was true,
and lave begun to ship them truck.
We could give instances in which they
got 20 cents u basket more for truck
than the farmers we're selling for ON
the boats. But it is not necessary.
Those who wish to ascertain the facts
will consign truck to them at 326 North
Water street.
Last Tuesday afternoon a party OF
three ladies aud one gentleman, took u
ride out in the country 10 look at the
iue scenery. When about four
miles out In the country one Of
the wheels gave away, dump
Ing two of the occupants on the ground.
No one being near who could repair
the wagon the pleasure seekers had to
walk home. We feel very sorry for
two of the young ladies as they are yisi-
tors to this place, and do moi very often
get a chance to take ID ride out in the
countrv. I'VE should s2ile if she
didn't kick"
The annual meeting of the Jr. Order
of United American Mechanics, of the
State Couscil Of New Jersf =, will lie