The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-08-24
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iotY Bob stssered. MY father is = cos. /
yrossmsn aud all gei me an Appropriated
IL I n.n msae ,liagia Goat
What i Sc ass u nAn bossiiu boot
Lis tote ialaent kno~ De great gaa 'son
ob Atiiean kine dat is NV cleanin oni
sclia iur livin
.lhers j. paluiel rumsr thai ll.e pro
aoeiiass Il the lAts sessions o. sbs Con.
oosl seuc8 az philosophy are 10 beifans.
lAle1 into Eugllsb.
"A beaver aldesHal spell. sAter With
t~ots He algubiless thinks il better ~
have TO much 20 in bis water ,han
too nacb water - h's",
"Hsr yeE az empty barrel Of sour 70
make beasoop tf Inc goat ! dnnnof
va, TIE sslsiation " eiyesi by ,he proprie-
Tor o. i caanity grocery recently.
"A visitor 10 Leadville. Col. says that
10 Que d the churches there is a notice:
please DO not shoot At the organist; he Is
doing his beet
Boston gossips declare thai Oscar has
met lis fate. and viii marry New Eng
laud eirL What the New England girl
has done 10 merit such a fate is not stated
40 aged colorei convert In Arkansas
ahpires 10 reach "a better world whar dars
lection goin on all de time case den de
white folks is alless perlite.
Hos did you learn that graceful at.
utndeY" said gentleman 10 an intoxicated
iellos leaning inh maudling fashion against
spost Il have been prac,icing at glass;
Was the reply
a NV York state man who recently
tried hying machine OF bis own inyen.
tiou had no advice 10 those who crowded
around him. All he said Was, "Work in
burned fool some where on my tomb.
stone"
What have you done since las, saw
your" 1.-Two been attending course Of
Tree Hectares" "A course Of free leetures3
Yes, was married week after we part.
ed
What Inconsistencies crop up in our
national affairs Cadets are sent to West
Point 10 learn the arts Of war, and because
two Of them fight there is a great row over
IT,
- Hungry diner Here, waiterl hullos
tberel I've told you three times | wanted
cup Of coffee" Waiter--'I know It,
and you haven't got il yet. Amt it funny
A gentleman whose vocabulary wal
mixed. wished TO praise certain lad,
reader. "Yes," said he, besides being /
very line elocutionist. she has great dea
+. Of ejaculation,
"A trade journal gives directions fol
preserving harness. preserved harness,
remarks the Norristown Herald may b'
considered very palatable by those wh'
like tina, sort Of thing, but We don't want I
biz IN our mouth.
"Johnas, said the teacher. "a lie car
be acted a. well as toll Now. il you
father WAS 10 put sand In his sugar ans
sell IT. he would he acting a lie aud doini
very wrong That's what mother tol'
him, said Johnny, impetuously, 'and b
.aid he didn't care
--"yod you csk by der week for dos
roomsf' he said TO the Seabright hote
keeper. ave get $40 Ia day for one persoI
aud s25 for two, said the boniface. ''Sol
exclaimed the applicant, well doai
dluks der seaside agrees NIT my families
und 20 up by der mountains, anyhow.
The eI.nayor Of Jackson. Mich. iin'
four shots a, his son in.lav, without brih.
ing him down. 1, was probably l..
firsi son-in,lsw. by the time bis 9th
girls an married OF the old gentleman vi
be shooting With more accuracy.
Gen. Spinner is fishing down in Flor
ia with eminent success. He Just bats vii
his signature, aud the fish that can distia
suish it from tho srtbingest Kind OF
~orui has TO be All expert u many y,an
.iahdng,
A famous cheese maker ordered ~,
tuns OF his proinc, from Paris phot,
ptapher. on seeing the proof, which va
really very bad. he said: This won't ds
Goniound You, my cheese ieyer look
liss that All. air, said the photograph.
Isr.s yon sse. n moved.
~~Aoi ces your nalnrr inquired . t,.'
asaa grocer Of rev customer. MY Ian'
IL Goa, sas the reply. How vas ID
shl,eld,g" why, C.o-Ir "Yah. yah
,lss s,iss ieh schon; bat hos you shpeie
aoi ~ persisted the puzzled Dntchman.
Hos DO you heel with such sh'
Ing eoa, ons said young dandy ~ y
i.oser II feel. said old Roger lcokin
ri hlm steadily with one eye half clos q
ait taking ain. only a, his victim. 81
fsel. young may. as II | had coat o
which bad paid for-s luxury OF feelan
sai4h think you have never esperiea'
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