Daily Republican., 1882-10-18
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E7Sun Rises 612. sun sete bJ9
Christtield u Best.
sun set8 8 10

3Sun Rises o.1". sun sets 10
Christfeld Il Best.
q For cut flowers 10 to S43 Market t.
2 Order Phila. goods, Vary's express.
Large oil chr0mos, walnut frame for 9gc.
Get Your cofTAs roasted at 100 King street
q. $. Humphrey u Bro, one p1ce hat!3rs
Dr. DarmOns office, 1924 Camac st., Phila
H. M: Mullln keeps rules and flies for sal
at 625 W. Front st.
Jones calls his Wife's hair-dresser he
switch tender.
Fine ls K, Plain Gold Rtng1, at f. q
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.
One of those things no fellow can fiud Gu
"a good husband after II p. N.
"What can't be cured must he sold fresh, ,
is the watchWord Of Porkopolis.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher, the erro3tiou
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
World-renowned, Ringgold Band Opera
House, Saturday, Oct. 2lst rs, 90 and 80 cts.
Patients do more for doctors than doctors do
for patients. The patients enable the doc.
tors to live.
Why is the letter q the handiest In The al
phADetY Because Wnen It's in use you'll al
was find 1t before u
The biggest stSel hammer in the United
states strikes oo,OOO.pound blow. Oh, whore
Is John Sullivan nOW3
8 fine retouched cards for 81 az Hollands
Eallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Why viii the poStage-stamp never become
tanillar with he alphabet2 Because it al.
ways gets stuck On letter.
Generous to fault" may be said of the
majority OF men-at least they are generous
enough tc theig own faults,
"Where are tho mon Of 10 ?" shrleks an ex.
cited exchange. Oh,tO Halifax with the men
fTo. Give US the woman Of 2S
Everybody Knowu that Holland makes the
best tln-types 10 the city. No. East Third
streeS between Market and King.
For first class Chicago caramel, go to l2I
Market street, TO the original Chicago cara
mel man, second door below Second street.
Which word would you rather write,
'tWeedledumn or "tWee0ledee 2"-"TUeed.
ledee," because 1t Is written with more ease
-e's.
Adolphus wants to know II 1t is any worse
for man to part his hair in the middle than
to part his mOustache under the scsnter. Who
n0esP
A lawyer proposed to a client to undertake
q case on the following terms. "If lose,"
-Ni = DIV hONhihSs IL WILL yuu KbU
nothing"
A German who was lately married aays.
ut vas easier for needle to walk out of a
camePa eye than for man to get der lasht
word mit Womans."
Most any man CIn grab q gun by the mux
zle and pull 1t over the fence or cut OF a boat.
but the second or third time will leave the
gun without an owner.
A collection Of new wagons co 7sistlng OF
Jump seats and eusgIes and also market
wagons chea.I for caSh at Hammond 8, Sec
ond an1 French streets
j. q. Bryant has sold 400 albums In vii.
mlngt0n al d has Just got new supply for |
the holidays Orders LEFT at the Penna, |
houfe will be promptly filled.
She, encOurasingly: "Your step suits
mine exactly, Mr. Robinson" He, nervous
-; 80 glad to hear you say sO,Mlss sharpe;
l know I'm such bad WALTER"
PA, asked little Johnny, 'what does the
teacher mean by saying that l must have in
herited my bad temper?" "She meant,
Johnny, that you are mothers own boy"
And now ask" said Mr.. Talmage, strlk.
ing tho Bible heavy blow, ''what Is the dis
tinctlVe feature OF to days religious press ?"
10 clip without giving credit, Mr.. Talmage.
The advance agent Of bad show has the
Dest Time. He can get out Of town before his |
company performs. It's the manager who
must stay and pay salaries and hear the com.
pliments.
Geo. X. Baugh does the finest wood carV-
Ing for buildings and cars also the finest |
nuudiDg5 OF all kinds for photographs and
al sorts OF pictures. Call and see. No. 6O7
Saipley st.
A man asked school teacher of this city
not very long az what became Of all the old
moons? He said he had seen frequent refer
D0GeH To mOOna but tha old
not accounted for.
Tho man who will invent some PRACTICAL
for tho ordinary wooded knob for
1rawers, desk doors and the like, or some
way of Keeping the ordinary kuob on, will
make fortune and die respected.
Whist this country wants Ia reply postal
Yards and to save trouble this reply might as
veil be printed on them in advance by the
government Ihe words; Very sorry, but
amt pay your bill this week; some other 5
week, would about hit most Co ses.
People who are not 50 very particular about
he color o. their broad my $500 per barrel
Jour is sure to please. The bread is sweeter
md richer than flour costing very much ,
more. have grades of -four at ali prices.
The cash will get you bargain, w. D. Pick
ls, 407 King st.
About this time the rural dame goes out +
nto the woods and gathers horbs for winter
lse, in case Of sickness. And on a bowling
Old night in January she mikes some 'yarbi
ca for little Joh ante, who appears croupy, u
nd few minutes after the patient sWai- y
oWs the dose he shows signs of joining the
nigel band on the shining shore, and the g
Oy's father is compelled to ride mile and I
half through driving storm Of arctic Sc i
Gritty for doctor, who, upon his arrival,
astes tho toa, examines the herbs. and in
Orms the solICitous mother that she has got +
ONE poisonous weed mixed with her herbs, q
nd the DOCTORS bill is five dollars. Every Il
lmily should gather supply of herbs =,