Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-04-05

Peruna will make your blood pure and
healthy.
A Dresden maker has made a watch
out of paper 1t can't keep better time
than thirty-days' note.
CDR. Lindsey's Blood Searcher' cured
my son of erysipelas." Mrs. +.
Smeltzer, Larimer, Pa. 1t cures all
blood diseases.
That's right; take down your stove
and put on your thin fannels this
month. Give the poor undertaken
chance.
Why suffer sleepless nights, with
distressing cough, while a quarter OF a
dollar invested in Sellers Cough
Syrup" will give instant relief.
The man who is curious to know
how the world could get along without
him. can find out by sticking his finger
into a river, then Withdrawing 1t and
looking for the hole.
Once it is known that Peruna cures
disease and prevents its return, 1t VIII
be neglect of duty to be without 1t.
Thefore keep bottle in your cupboard.
Mules kick because of combined
ignorance and viciousness,' says
Boston payer Yes, viciousness on
the part of the mules, and ignorance on
the part of the person who gets behind
| them.
The eminent ply ysician, j. Marion
Sims. NJ. D., New York: | am con-
vinced that Prof Darby's Prophylactic
Fluid is a most valuable disinfectant
We are sure our motive will be ap-
preciated by grateful public in calling
attention to the fact that a Canadian
speculator is paying from 10 to 40
cents for cat skins, which he says are
to be cured and manufactured in the
same manner as fox, mink and other
furs
For smallpox and other contagious
diseases use Darbys Prophylactic
Fluid. Persons waiting on the sick
should use it freely. 1t will prevent
smallpox, scarlet fever, dIphtheria or
any other contagious disease from
spreading, and the worst cases will
yield to its purifying and cleansing ef-
fects.
A most atrocious custom is the
newly introduced powder and paint
party, to which young ladies are spe
cially asked to come with their hair
powdered and checks painted, but IN
modern dress. Patches are, OF course
in order with powder and paint. And
vet we make fun of Oscar Wilde.
Mrs, Kimball, of Chicago, has final
ly discovered the chief cause of the
evil of ntemperanee-'po bread anc
poor house keeping Now, if the
young lady about to wed doesn't un
derstand the secret of making breae
and keeping house. she may anticipate
the result.
The Frenchman says the hog is tht
aaly animal that will be 'dosed un
grudgingiy with ALCOHOL Perhaps
he's right. There are men, to be sure
who love to be 'dosed ungrudgingly
with the same beverage, but theil
wiyee generally refer to them as th'
kind of animal named by the French
man.
A poet writes from Indiana to say
: that, after a heavy storm out there, ht
f broke his back shoveling through 8
ten-foot snow bank Thus the uni
versally condemned snow has proved
itself to possess a salient virtue, a.
well as to make US happy in knowing
that there is something that can Ell
fectually settle rost.
Noah Webster was celebrated
: author. He was a quick and ready
writer, and in one of his inspired mo
= ments he dashed off dictionary H'
took it to several publishers, but they
SHE'D at it, saying the style was dull
turgid, dry, hard, and uninterestine
and besides that he used too many big
words. But at last Noah succeeded
and the immortal work is in daily use
t propping up babies at the dinner table
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