The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-12-30
ALL SORTS.

The material for false optics
eyes-in-glass. al
A pair Of slippers-Tbe orange
and banana skins.-Puch.
Strangers in strange land:
Bananas in Nova Zembla.
What's the extreme penalty for
bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
The first case of black male-Ham.
i Boston Commercial Bulletin.
A movement on foot--tiimming
corn Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Very few milk dealers will acknow-
ledge that they know how to swim.
Science says it took millions of
years to evolve man from the oyster.
The waist of time can always be
found in the hour-glass.- Boston
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If it wasn't for the bellies good
many people would miss being
church mbcrs.-Eachange.
The circus rider just elected to the
italian Parliament was ring candi-
date. - sb H1. -rI hHi
When the average man laughs he
gets fat. When the printer gets fat
he laughs. ''.' '''
a simple but significant inscription
in u Western cemetery: "The editor
was in" .u1
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A piece of steel is good deal like
- man--whcn you get tired hot il
loses its temper. .i .,r
TO reprove fool is simply lost
labor; therefore do not sit down and
scold yourself. "''
A charlottesville fastening of
cemetery gate.-[New York Com.
mercial Advertiser.
"Alcohol will clean silver Yes,
alcohol will clean all the silver out
of your pocket. air.
The fisherman beats the buyer by
weighing fish in its own scales -
New Orleans Picayune.
A stump speech: "Gimme the
butt of yer cigar, mister Pr Boston
Commercial Bulletin. n
A buffalo is not bird, but VIC
have often heard of a buffalo BILL
Howell Commercial. "' ~
The man who scissors off coupons
is the genuine revenue CUTTER
| burlington Hawkeye. '''
Agitation is the method that plants
the school by the side of the ballot
box Wendell Philips. sn .a4
Georgia exports 5OO,OOO,OOO feet
of lumber annually, which strips
5000 acres of timber land.
Children are like boils. Every
body knows how to take care of
those that belong to other people.
The creme de la creme of society
sours on many aspiring people
| TBoston Commercial Bulletin.
Costumes are to be less clnging
this season, but prices will stick
New York Commercial Advertiser.
10 get up dinner of great variety,
cooks should be allowed wide
range.-[New Orleans Picayune.
"Observation," Josh Billings says,
"shows that it takes less then
minute to transfer the oyster to
man." n.a nJ DW.i H"i -,t,
A Clergyman has said that modern
young ladies are not the daughters
of Shem and Ham, but of Hem and
Sham. I
Which word would you rather write
"tweedledm' or twecdlcdee" p
''Tweedledee," because it is written
with more ease--e's. f t sr. ,.~
Z How could you think of calling
auntie stnpid I! Go to her immedi-
ately and tell her you are sorry"
Freddie goes to auntie and says
"Auntie, l am sorry you are SO
stupid. -
The Lever that Moves the World.
} "A woman, lately looking at Il print
ing-press at work turned to her COM
panion, and in most earnest manner
inquired--"Well, Charley. an them
the things ms writes the papers. Be's
them what they call editors!"
Fritz-"Muller! To-day is my
birthday" Emma: "And mine,
too" Karl: "Minc, toop Bertha I:
"Mine, too ~ Ida; 'tMine, tool"
Mullar. IsyVhy twhot n mama rl,a h Ia