The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-03-23

DR.. Jno. W. Ferguson received dis
patch Monday morning stating that his
father, Mr.. Jno. Ferguson, had died
Sunday at his home on MI. Pleasant.
The dispatch was sent Sunday, bat cid
not come to hand till the next day. DR..
Ferguson went down on Mondays
! train.
A man hitched his horse to the top Of
his buggy Monday. In Il little While
the animal was dashing down street
dragging the top after him; and it
didn't appear qnite certain whether
the horse WIS hitcbed TO il or it WAS
hitched to the horse. Moral: The
Town Council should put up additional
horse racks.
The entertainment at Martins Depot
for the benefit of North Newberry Par
sonage will begin about midday Friday,
and will continue till late into the night.
The ladies Of the community have made
extensive preparations. and al who go
ulay expect pleasant occasion and
have the satisfaction, besides. of aiding
in a worthy enterprise.
$4,000 would not purchase from
me what S. S. S. has effected in nv
cure. Thus writes Archie Thomas, ed
itor of the Republican. Springfield,
Tenn. A few bottles of this simple
vegetable remedy, S. S. S., accom-
plished such seeming impossibilities.
Rheumatism cannot remain in the sys-
tenn after the blood has been purified
Price, S1.00 and SI75 per bottle.
"Dr. Yellowstone" who has some
thing Of the appearance Of a half
breed" Indian. came into town Satur-
day and posted up notices that he would
lecture Tuesday night in the A. N. E.
Church On the style of living among
the Indians, and also upon his travels
in Europe, Asia, Africa, America and
Australia. He didn't lecture in the A.
NJ. E. Church; Hart says he put up his
notices without "insultin'" the church
authorities.
Hemorrhoids are tumors situated
about the rectum, distinguished as in
ternal or external, Blind or Bleeding,
etc. IS there remedy or cure without
the use of the knife, ligature, injection
Of acid. etco There is one, and one
only, Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment
prepared from the Buckeye. Tabler's
Pile Ointment is a sure cure. Price 80
cts. Whites Cream White Vermifuge
is the best worm killer. For sale by
DR.. W. f. Pelham.
A gentleman from the country is re-
sponsible for the following: He says he
went into store In town few days
ago to buy some nolasses. and gave the
merchant the keg to put it in and told
him to fiji it. The keg had oeen in the
family long time. be having bought it
at bis fathers sale, ard he knew that
il held just four gallons. When be
asked the merchant how much he had
put in it, he Was told FIVE gallons. He
Says he didn't mind the money, but he
hated to see bis fathers old keg strained
so.
Our fashion editor says that an en-
larged edition of the Gainsborough hat
WI be stylish for the spring and sum-
mer. The wearer will need no parasol
except to keep the sun off the bat. The
origin of this hat is not generally
known. It originated in this way: An
English Duke had daughter who mar
ried against his wishes. To punish her
he cut her of with only as much land
as she could cover with her hat. She
had one made with hrim wide enough
to cover whole county, or borough,
and thus she became rich woman and
the gains-a-borough (Gainstorougb)
hat became the fashion.