Daily Republican., 1882-08-29
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sun rises 6.22.

sun rises 522. sun sets 40.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Dsviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters OF Fullmer's.
Mason jars, camp chairs, Ice coolers, 800.
Dr. Darmon's office, 1924 Oamac st. Phlla
Get your conaA roasted at 400 King street.
Parker, Cupplng ana leeching, No. lO3 East
second street.
/ got this fine cigar at Mullins, West
Front street.
Fine Is X. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. e.
Hanfs, lb East Fourth street.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher, the ERECTION
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Persons deslrous Of learning insect life
should interview the bee. He can always
give you o point
8 fine ret0uched cards for 81 aJ Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KNOWS mat Holland makes the
best tin.type In the city. No. East Third
streeC, between Market and KlRR.
a fine white shirt for $l.O0at q. \. Hum
phrey SC Bro. the one price hatters aad far
nisheIs, 3O2 Market street.
The best place to buy your furnishing
goods Is at the hat and gents furnishing
sore Of q. S. humphrey q Bro, SO2 Market
street.
A publisher announces: "In press-A Faith.
full Lover" 1t Is safe to wager that the faith.
full lover is not in press any more frequently
than the girl he loves.
81 belong to the highest circles, remarE ed
an Iowa man when the cyclone pioked up
and whirled him around about two miles
above his old homestead.
Sweet girl: "Is it wicked to sing that sOgg
on Sundays 2" Brother Jack: ''Yes IT is wick
ed to sing 1t any day." Why?" Because it
makes people swear.
Now do take this medicine, wife, and I'll
be hanged II it doesn't cure you, oh l will
take 1t then, by all means, for 1t is sure to do
good one way or the other"
At free black settlement in Africa a
police or finance was lately is' ued, by which
1t Is forbidden tn at any person shall publicly
worship alligatOrs, thunder, or other reptiles.
1t Is rather unples ,ant to hear a speaker
remark, 'My friends-ur, wish to say o few
word sur, in this occasion-ur, 'etc. but then
we must remember that to ur is human.
My Charles is growing perfect love of
mustaohe," says one schoolgirl to anot1 or;
' can see 1t real plan."" So you ought.
dear 1t is frequently right under your nose.
The celebrated Capital hite shirts are the
best in the market. Gall and see them at g..
s. Humphrey & Bros, 302 Market street,
deal ers in gents furnishing goods, hats,
caps, etc.
An Ohio farmer who has barbed wire fem
ces all through his farm saws that he gets
One-iourth more work out Of his hired man
than he used to when lie furnish ID top rail
to sit on.
We are glad TO learn by late price
sheet music that "The Moonli Ght Soft Ia
Falling" In these times Of high prices 1t IL
gratifying to learn that even mO0nllg ht ID
falling.
Messrs Root. Digh and Hogg ara can.
didates for the position OF sheriff in western
county of Kansas, AID the voters are forced
to the conclusion that in their case it's Root,
Hogg, or Digh'
A washington horse trainer asserts that
hors's have memory, Judgment, reasoning,
faculty, AMI sense Of duty This may all he
true, but there's no use in talking IL to o
man who has just been kicked a couple OF
rods By one.
"Havs you resided long in this town H''
asked tourts. Of the Oliest inha bitant.
"Y es," he replied, IA long time. Dye see
that mountSin over yoEder? Well, that
was there whenl came here" The tourist
travelled on.
"What is the koy to the great mystery of
death ~ s0lemnly inquired the orator paus-
ing impreasively. And the man In the front
seat, who had been coughing allthe evening,
huskily remarked that he recknned IL must
be skeleton key.
She was an up town ladF OF culture. She
stood watching boat loaded with Ice.
"What is the boat loaded with ~ ''lce, "
was the reply. ooh, my!' she exclaimed
in surprise; "If the horrid stuff should melt,
the water would sink the boat"
A school mistress, while taking down the
names and ages of her pupils and of their
parents at the beginning Of the term, asked
one little fellow: whats your fathers
name2" "Oh, you needn't take down his
name. He can't come to school. Ma says
he never had brains anyhow"
"My son." said Philadelphia father,
''Whenever you start to do thing never half
do it," Must l always do both halves"
asked the hopeful son. "Yes," was the re.
ply And then the lad who had steal lilly
devoured half pie sneaked back into the
pantry and gobbled the other half.
Tom, why did you not marry Lucy?"" Oh
she had sort Of hesitation in her speech,
and so l left her," "a hesitation in h er
speech! never heard of that before. Are
YOU not mistaken" mo not at all: for when
/ asked her if she would have me, she hesita-
ted to say yes, and so l cut her for another
girl"
guest was eating more butter than bis
cult, while the landlady looked Oh and tid-
geted and hinted until she nearly went into
q nervous fit. Finally she gaid, "Do you
know that butter Is up to sixty hve cents o
pound ?" The hungry guest reached out and
took what there was left 'Well," he drawl-
ed, approvingly and reassuringIy, "butter
like this is wuth 1t
A tramp with his arm in sling, called on
GilhoOley for Il quarter, alleging that his
arm had been inlrred in the recent railroad
accident. "But yesterday you had the other
arm In a sling" replied Gtlhooley. well,
supposn' had? Don't you think feller's
arm gets tired of being tied up all day ?
Beeides, I've got conclusion on the brain,
and can't remember half the time which arm
was broken"
Six Germans were working on Virginia
railroad near small village one morning,
when an Irishman sauntered by and began
chatting them, until the whole crowd became
so exasperated that they all went for Paddy
In most interesting manner After beating
him until he was helpless, one of the Vtct0rs,
tossing his hat in The air eXclaimeH, "Hur-
rah hurrah Six Dutchmen lick Vun Irish
man !"
"Where did they find Moses ?" asked a
bright boy of his Sunday Scho0l teecher I'm
the bnlrushes, my dear" replied she. "Well,
inquired the youthful seeker after historical
information IL really don't know" said
the puzzled lady; what makes you think
SO ?' "'Uause know every time sister Lu
has on red flannel sack, Jones bull
rushes llko mad after her, and thought
Moses might have been in the same box"
"Oh, Farmer Robinson, isn't it Just de-
Iightiul2 Ibis neW.mown hay how fragrant;
the hum OF the insects how musical" "Yes
miss" said the old farmer, as he jabbed the
snath of his scythe into the ground and went
under the apple tree to interview the Jug
$50 those who ANT used to 1t, miss, sup
pose it's delightful. The hay does smell
sort o. fragrant, but take a sniff from that
lug if you want to get the real perfumery, "
and he gallantly passed 1t to his city guest
handle foremost.