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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
The smallest baby in the world wa,

The smallest baby in the world was
recently born in mining camp at Candle
laria, Nevada. The father is q miner and
weighs 100 pounds. The mother is stout,
healthy woman, weighing perhaps 100 pounds.
The child is male, as perfectly formed as any
human being can be, but on its birth it only
weighed eight ounces. Its face is about the
size Of horse chestnut, and a ring worn on
the little finger of its mother was easily slip
ped over its foot nearly up to its knee. In
the opinion Of the attending physician the
child will live and prosper in good health,
Notwithstanding its diminutive proportions.
The midget is SO small that three of its size
could blay hide and-seek in a cigar box.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
1t is said the Goatherd threw an,

1t is said the Goatherd threw and
struck the Goat on the horn and broke it.
Becoming alarmed, he besought the Goat not
tell his master. "Oh! most foolish Goat
herd" replied the Goat, ''my broken horn
win tell the story, though should not utter
word" Facts speak louder than words,
which accounts for the unprecedented popu-
larity of English Female Bitters for the
quick and permanent cure of all troublesome
female complaints and irregularities. 1t re-
licves monthly weakness or excuses, cures
leuchorrhea, pain in the back and falling of
the womb; eradicafes swimming and giddi-
ness of the head, acts like a charm with girls
lust merging into womanhood, and insures a
safe Journey through ''the turn of life."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
ONE DOLLAR
Pays For The
Weekly Post Dispatch
For Ono Year

The success achieved By the Weekly POST
Dispatch vindicates the clsim that II IL
The Best Weekly Newspaper
in the United States. 1t contains MI the news
Of the world brought down TO O'Clock Of the
day Of issue.
It contains the h,est. fullest and most
accurate market YepoIts
Its editorial department 10 independent,
fearless, thOughtfui and bright.
Its attractive miscellany il selected from
the cream of the home and European ex-
changes, the department. being admittedly the
best of the kind 10 America.
In short, the Weekly Post-Dtspatch 10 just
the paper
For the Farmer and the TiTsnde-
Newsy, Entertaining and Popa.ar
weekly in the country.
All OF the werklies are printed ON Wednes-
Post-Dispatch in the evening. The morning
weeklies have no later dates or markets than
Tuesday, the P0st-Diapateh has al tasrket
quotations OF Wednesday, and all q s;le-
graphic and local news OF Wednesday n fts
weekly edition, because It 10 not printed until
all the news is gathered. Morning and
evening weeklies 60 ont BY the sano mail
on Wednesday evening, reach the subscriber
at the same time, and yet the peTson Who has
bought the Post-Dispatch has . day later
paper than his neighbor who takes morning
weekly.
The subscription price Is one dollar year,
with liberal discounts to clubs.
Agents wanted In every town In
the United States, to whom unprece-
dented commiss ons will be paid.
Address all communications to
THE POST. DISPATCH.
st. Louis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
WEAR INESS,
BY HENRY W. LONGFELLOw.

o little feet! that such long years
Must wander on through hopes and fears,
Must ache and bleed beneath your load
/, nearer to the wayside inn
Where toll shall cease and rest begin,
Am weary thinking of your roadl
o little hands that. weak or strong,
Have still to serve or rule so long,
Have still so long to give or ask;
1, who so much with book and pen
Have toiled among my fellow men,
Am weary, thinking Of your task.
Q little hearts! that throb and beat
With such impatient, feverish heat,
Such limitless and strong desires;
Mine that so long has glOwed and burned,
With passions into ashes turned
Now covers and conceals its fires.
o little souls as pure and white
And crystalline as rays of light
Direct from heaven, their source divine
Refracted through the mist of years,
How red my setting sun appears,
How lurid looks this soul of minel
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
The Cleveland minister who marie,

The Cleveland minister who married
Edward Marshal to Annie Hellan was very
nearsighted. That was his excuse for failing
to see that the bridegroom was hoy of IA,
while the bride was %. The latter is now
under arrest under the charge of perjury, as
she swore, In taking out the license, that Ed
die was of age. OF about the same difference
in years were Andrew Moffatt and the widow
Stanton, of Chicago; but in this case the wO-
man declined matrimony, and the youth shot
her and himself, though without fatal results.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

We assert, without fear of contradic-
ton that Bailey's Saline Aperient is cheaper
and more pleasant than any pills ever made
for constipation, torpid liver or sick headache,
that it never produces the least unpleasant
feeling, and that its action is more prompt
than any pill made. 1t Is terrible enemy
to all the pill family, and is driving them
from every fireside. 1t is SO nice, so pleas
ant, so clearly, and so prompt in action,
whether on steamboats,, railroads, hotels
or ut home, that all ladies are delighted.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
THE OLD CHURCH TOWER.
BY T. B. ALDRICH.

BY T. B. ALDRICH.
In the old church tower
Hangs the bell;
And above it on the vane,
In the sunshine and the rain,
Cut in gold, st. Peter stands
With the keys in his clasped hands,
And all is well.
In the old church tower
Hangs the bell;
You can hear its great heart beat,
Oh! so loud, and wild, and sweet,
As the parsOn says a prayer
Over welded lovers there
And all Is well.
In the old church tower
Hangs the bell;
Deep and solemn, bark! again,
All, what passion and what painl
With her hands upon her breast,
Some poor soul has gone to rest
Where all Is well.
In the old church tower
Hangs the bell;
An old friend that seems to know
AL our JOY and all our woe,
1t is glad when we are wed,
1t Is sad when we are dead,
And all il well.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
Administrators Notice.

Notice is hereby given that letters of admin
istration upon the estate of Mary Hall, late of
Iron county, deceased, and letters de bon,s non
on the estate of Thos. P. Hall. deceased have
been granted to the undersigned .. I. Gay
and 7. r. Goulding, by the judge OF the Fro
bate Court of the county. of Iron. in vaca-
ton, bearing date the day of March, 1857.
AIpersons having claims against said estates
are required to exhibit them to me for allow
ance within one year after the date OF said let
tiers or they may be prec!uded from any benefit
of such estate; and II such claims be not ex-
hibited within two years from the time OF the
publication of this notice they will be forever
barred. 8. T. GAY.
T.R GOULDfNG,
mr30n37 Administrators.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
Arcadia College
AND ACADEMY
OF THE URSULINE SISTERS

The systen, of education pursued in this
institution is designed to develop the NOR
al, intellectual and physical powers of the
pupils; to make them refined. accomplish
ed and useful members of society.
PUPILS of all denominations are equally
receiged-all interference with their con.
victions being carefully avoided.
TE7GS
For young lady bOarders will be for the
present, per session of five months,
S75. OO-payable in advance.
Terms for instruction in music, foreign
languages, drawing, painting and or
namental handiwOrk can be had by ap-
plying as below.
Attached to the Convent, and totally
separated from the boarding school, is a
SELECT DAY SCHOOL
in which the usual branches of sound and
practical education are carefullyimparted.
A system of rewards and monthly ex-
limitations beget in the pupils a healthy
mutation which stimulates study and
Produces surprising results.
Terms the Day school will remain as
formerly One Dollar, Two Dollars,
Four Dollars. or Five Dollars per month,
according to the studies pursued.
In the Day School Boys IA years OF
age and under tDitt be received.
l'rospectiises, and other Information,
may be had by applying. in person or by
letter. to MOTHER ROSE,
Superioress Of Convent of the Ursuline Sisters
Arcadia Iron Co. Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
THE MOUNT AND THE
SQUIRREL.

BY RALPH WALDO EMERSON.
The mountain and the squirrel
Had quarrel;
And the former called the latter Little Prig;
Bun replied:
You are doubtless very big,
But all sorts of things and weather
Must be taken in together,
To make up year,
And q sphere.
And think it no disgrace
To occupy my place.
If Pm not so large as you,
You are not SO small as l,
And not half so spry.
I'll not deny you make
A very pretty squirrel trap.
Talents differ; all is well and wisely put;
If cannot carry forests on my back,
Neither can you crack nut.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

John l.. Morgan had spent all his
ready money in dissipation at Erie, Pa, and
wanted more. He caused letter to be sent
to his parents detailing his death, and asking
for Remittance to ship the remafps. The
mourning mother soon arrived, with an un-
dertaker and a casket. She was nearly in
sane from grief. The scrapegrace fed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

A party Of nearly forty young men,
sons Of gentlemen residing in all parts of
England, left Bristol the other day for New
York, on their way to Minnesota, where they
are to be placed as pupils with well known
American farmers
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

The sum of $S.67, which remained
of the fund used in celebrating in Ports
mouth, New Hampshire, on the 22d of Feb
ruary, 1882, the centenary of Washington's
birth, was deposited in the local savings
bank against the bi-centennial celebration,
and now, at the expiration of half the time,
amounts to S143.5S.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

One of the most successful hunters
and trappers of Maine has the use of but one
arm. With that he can bring down fox at
longer range than almost any other man in
Oxford county.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
Poetry.
EsTRANGEMENT.
BY JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.

The path from me to you that led,
Untrodden long, with grass is grown,
Mute carpet that his lieges spread
Before the Prince Oblivion
When he goes visiting the dead.
And who are they who forget?
You, who my coming could surnise
Ere any hint Of me as yet
Warned other ears and other eyes,
See the path blurred without regret.
But when trace its windings sweet
With saddened steps, at every spot
Thet feels the memory In my feet,
Each grass blade turns forget-me mot,
Where murmuring bees your name repeat
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

Guild Pianos are giving first-class sat-
isfaction in the st. Charles Catholic Academy,
st. Charles, Mo-; Mrs. Cuthbert's Female
Seminary, 1924 Olive St., st. Louis; also at
Huntsville University, Huntsville, NO., and
In many other schools where none but the
best will suit. Sold by C. w. HANDLEY &
Co., Cor. 10th & Olive Sts., ST. Louis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

DIR. Sawyer, of Alabama, says that
quinine used hypodermically- is, thrown
under the skin with a syringe-results bene-
ficially when large doses by mouth have COM
pleteIy failed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

Anumber of Indians living on Kings
river, California, were afflicted with measles,
and a few days ago, when well broken out,
concluded to take a bath in the river as
remedy. Fourteen of them were, in conse-
quence, gathered to their fathers in the happy
hunting grounds.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

Forty years ago Senator Vest, Asso-
ciate Justice Harlan and Ex-Governor B.
Gratz Brown were three wild and very
red headed boys living on the same square
in Frankfort, KY, and going to school to the
same master.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

A clergyman who had just married
couple felt indignant when the bride
groom gave him a fee of only half a
dollar, smiled grimly, and said: "Never
mind. You'll have to pay lawyer
Sl00 for undoing what have DONE"
-Wa,f.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

Chicago has had a box-nailing con-
test. The feat was to make thirty boxes,
each two feet long, foot wide, and foot
high, and fastened by twenty-seven nails, the
boards being previously sawed. The win
ner's time was exactly half an hour.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

The Light Running Domestic Is seknewl
edged to be the best Sewing Machine in the
world. Buy one for your family for a
present, and you will never regret it.
The maehiue 10 beautiful. ornamental and
Susabae. The attachments are all finely I'm
Shed and heavy plated. 81 DAVIS. Agent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

THE PRINCESS SONG.
BY EDWIN ARNOLD.

BY EDWIN ARNOLD.
In paths of peace and virtue
Always the good remain:
And sorrow shall not stay with them,
Nor long access of pain;
At meeting or ut parting,
Joys to their bosom strike,
For good to good is friendly,
And Virtue loves her like.
The great Sun goes his journey
BY their strong truth impelled;
BY their pure lives and penances
Is earth itself upheld;
OF all which live or shall live
Upon its hills and fields,
Pure hearts are the protectors,
For Virtue saves and shields.
Never are noble spirits
Poor while their like survive;
Without request these render,
Without return they give.
Never is lost or wasted
The goodness of the good;
Never against mercy,
Against right, 1t stood;
And seeing this, that Virtue
Is always friend of all,
The Virtuous and Pure-heated
Men their Protectors" call.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

If you take Leis' Dandelion Tonic
when you notice symptoms of "Chills" you
will almost invariably escape them. 1t for
titles the system against the attact of other
diseases as well. 1t improves the digestion,
purifes the blood and regulates the liver.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

The Wilmington Star says that the
people of North Carolina have never elected
a man as Governor who was not a native of
the State. One Governor was born abroad,
but he was chosen by the Legislature.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

Handley's Temple of Music-Pianos
and Organs. CIV. Handley Co., corner OF
10th and Olive Sts., st. Louis, Mo. Send for
catalogues and terms.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11

The people of the Valley will he supplied
with good fresh meat of all kinds at the
lowest rates.
Sausages of all kinds made fresh twice a
week, and are as good as can be had in st.
Louis.
Persons having Good, Fat Cattle
to sell are requested to call.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-11
TUFTS Hair dye,

GRAY HAIR OR wHYsY KEs changed to q Glossy
BLACK by single application Of this DYE. Iiin,-
parts a natural color, acts Instantaneonsiy. Sclu
OFFICE, as MURRAY ST., NEW YORK.
Dr.. T1rrS MANCAL sf vaiaahi. Isfernaiisa sss \
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-12-20

One Ut the It. Paul rs,adx that has
met every reduction made by rival
Tines In the war ON passenger rates,
reports IN increase Of &lS. nm in IT.
earnings ever the same period for last
yesr.
Il. X. Rarnes. general ticket agent
Of the Northern l'arific, telegrapl,ell
to Helena latt Saturday: 1.-THE war IL
over. Rates from 81. Paul to the East
restored to-day"
The Utah and Northern Company
has mcw fifteen carpenters II the
building department erecting . fine
DEBUT 1t Warm Springs. In few
d. " the work will he completed
there. The next work will lie the
tank and permanent deIDt ct Deer
I"odge.
II II stated that the notorious Star
Child, the murderer Of Grayl,uru,
has 1t last met his just deserts. He
wa killed acrOas the boundary line
by war party Of cirrus Hentres,
along with two other Blood Indians.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-12-20
Dublin Notes.

DUBLIN, Dec. 18.-Im the police
ct,,,rt to-day, Westgatt', charged with
participation In the Phoenix Park
murders was reulanJel).
At J.Oughrea yesterday, number
Of lal,orers lsara(lesl the streets de-
n.alsding work ar fno<l. and declaring
they were starving. They surround.
ed the residence III Bisl,0p I)uxkan
who distributed money Ia them
(;reat distress prevails im town.
A meeting was held In Asullingar
last night for the purpose of forming
. branch Irixh National League.
Harrington In . sp ech says more
psshl,egv,Ds farmers must l,e told II
they did not throw themselves Into
the new movement they would have
the full force Of the lnbOrer's associa-
tio0 against them.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-12-20
MINING NEWS.

An eastern journal says: 1T was
the Kerul'lk'au party that first pro.
,sos,nsx.tl against the continuance Of
the land grant policy" Why IAN
mt the Republican papers tell the
whole truth about the /" land grant"
policy They know the Republican
party made all there enOr,,,Osss grants
"f land To railroad corporations, and
that the party IL held responsible for
Il, hut its organs do not seem to ios.-
ass~ nanliness enough TO make ~
ksowledGnsent. They are very anx-
ios,s, however, to lOck the xtable ()oor
amer the horse n stOlen.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-12-20

J"". Il. Pickering. ri The Missouri
valley. l'al tw" rl"w> rnnnIn: on
his farm, ~ lac ~ lD,.,In!"r >tl'
Game r. very scarce in the N">''''
shell valley this winter. aId 'h'
Indians arr ~upliyin" ti'ri' wa'''>' ny
killing cattle.
The Clcl,.ienim Mimim. and smell
ing Company has in'ishl The II !''''
Gtx.r,e" aud "Whirl""rwiIl mine,
In the Barker district iM the >"'n ~
$lO,lhnl.
The H"x'~,mtim.." >a,-: Perry
Hal,.%r ..s,,,.. il SUNDAY r'r'',"s
with two thieves vii" tad stale"
l'Dr~<-~ from the .uwl"y- in III" eur
pla'v Of III" Montana Cattle '"''
lany.
James duncan. ri deer I."'s''
who was hardened out :" III" l"''r
Tertiary .a,I,,.. months a.", has '"F''
found guilty ii hur.Iar, a'" !"
turned I" III" l"'i.it.n'i'ry '"r ~"
years.
A man named Fox. VII" owns =
ranch near ltt~4lsf.nd. "n Zig @l.'mi
creek, was tmr.,wm from u" M"
st'at 1T y wagon last wts'k. ana .,: ~:
wagon wheel ran over him. NM: .';,,
ing severe and. is feared. fatal ''"
riex.
\ Blaxnl Reserve CORRESPONDENT 49,
the Fort MaclGsml (C.h' >aH>: ~" ~,
ingx have lx.~u received 81 i :!a IT,,
raid lx.ing made. nj M"'"1" '; 49,.
the bs'ys were all SET af,"a' "> ~
.s,,lle twemiy-f,,ir h.:..i Of t',r.' ,,.'.
MI, sixteen. " wlli..l, t~'l''''S'' ~ 49,,
T.. +. Ky. War parties '':'.., ' ill.,,
IN tht. vi..inily al ''s ~"
every few days. They are SUI i..,;.
Ia In S4',,tl, l'iegal.s from the '~" ;..h,
ran agency. II the bays x:' II
NJ .A,ssse III them they viii HIM.
lively for them.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-12-20
TIN The knight Trmp'nrs' Con
clavc.

clavc.
(MIcAa;O. INs. ~. An interview
with, several tin an'l iron dealers her.
developed the fact that altlr uyI, N.
recent failures in that htan.i, in ,l.r
English trade were astounding. there
ID no apprehension If trouble in
America.
Regarding the next Knight TEN.
plar's conceive in San t'-a:wi,.v.
much interest j. f.lt i,rr..sin,l,. Ir.
cause Of the large nnm''"r ri X nights
vii" ~ from this vi.imi,y. aud be-
rHuss the last c.",rlav- VA, hell II,
Chicago. THE ksHl papers SAY the
elaborate inraiiDn> i"':ug n.a,l" in
San Francisco, Indicate tie neat will
h. ut least ~ magnificent AM, -,n,%>>
fuJ ~ the. last aasila.lavC. ~ early a.
April 81, the Grand ("l,,mmn,l-ry ri
California appointed II tritnmial COM.
I,iiilee and placed IN ti",m the n,an
age'ilent AMI preparations. i"r thu
ar',lclsve. The committee. liz, h~hi
lsn'i'()lly meetings, ami in addition
have sl,ls-.r'l,i lslitles-s engaged in gath.
rring information and l,yim: cut
work.
The two great subjects III in,ui,.
are II c',,rs&. railrn.i fares. and hotel
I: :'c.''..l's.nlaii"''s. uI,.l ALREADY tI".
age able t. aMin'ill,Cv. greatly I, ,i,n.ri
Rates f'rs'iil ~ l.n,iis. Kansas CIv,
Omial'" aud other points west ri the
Altssissii'l'i river an,! ais" the rtula-
Utilities the fare from amy given ,"i.t
to SaM f'rnnCis&s, and return, will
not exceed one fare i"r the round
trip. The Ouil.n,k for hotel a.r',,,.
Ilnniati"nx seem tSl,,ally g.""i. E'ir-!.
t'las~ hotels II the city afford l...t
sleeping rsn'lD,s, aud the alia,~n, city
VI ()ak land has SaHI more. The ,r'n,
.mittee offer. I" engage quarters in
hotels Or nj private houses. a,n! guar
:lnts't. there will lw no cxi"rii"n i.
'.l'argss. The programme thus iar
made ~ in.'lt DIES u grand lr,Imi''.
Monday. August :aNl. the day h,.
fore the opening q; the grand r'n
l'Iavc Promenade. \ ro.n,'
amt tall aud competitive rri"
!!ri!l will take place during the week
excursion traits will i~
run I" the l:ey~'rs. (':,iarrra-. MAJ;
NINA. summit ami other ;"'inl-' m
|cr.'st within easy a...'>-.