The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-26
Ghisilfs.

A hlspd snaa - 81 iapaiisHi sioeh
ageeaiAtst He slsHgs watts tso r"sl ef.s
loys i.fntfs are digging hsrfiesas
psssi oeilss eaiside their houses ior re-
pta vbss eyeloses sweep ihe prsir'es.
whaislsg. the acli cropped, expelled.
coloted West roihi cadet u lecilring
Probably oy.ahins With ,hs classical quo
tsl4an. 'fdeads. ooantry@sn. lorers.
lsad me your earn
4 witcoasln boy won wager ~isb
pls,u,sie ~ holdisg his loot on iss rail
sd.sd 81 looomAiirs. bot be sill hoes'ie
GO etHichss the re, u bs life,
ulrn in IL n Louie l,ar room refused
b. ,lsinl. ssd shsn be- left. one citizen re
asil,d 10 Smother: did you e'tr zee
.ayl,o3y 30 darned ocoeHiricF
Az editor offered - Ior lie beat writ
ssa loye hitter lie received about two
TOO. q letters. spd l,es s~sle At night
4.si.l, ring bow be can rsiso the Smoui Of
tho pri1e.
Il. ll,c Claeineail county jail tbs pris.
oner. are furnished uiih dime novels and
lenpebe lamps. bot the daily papers are
Acid sxsy from them on account Of theif
la.n.ufal ioiSe
Delaware hangs 10 the whipping post
N .tits at the arguments Of the philsnihto'
y ,lsls Sac ,esiins tia: Il ~ cheaper 10
Ia, tho ae,iltfy out u man than 10
board ban Thirty days for nothing
Perhaps the eAsusI reader has never
ST aouh on buzz saw and Eel. himself
gradaally fading away Ifso, be does not
lna9 VIA, tits 10 form the acquaintance
at somnsmbulisilc bull-dog in the prime
al hic
That sas rather gu unkind remark
which a Grabbed old fellow made the
other day 10 one Of those nice little boys
Who smoke cigarettes and offered him one
no. thank YOU" he said; I'm old
enough 10 smoke cigars.
A workngman who bought book
showing how to live on fifteep-cent din
ners aud followed lis advice until he got
no weak 'front.' be diet that be lost bis place,
aud is sil on, OF work. has sued the au.
thor Of the book for damages.
-"what makes you ask such high
price for this little roomY" Murry asked
az an Austin landlord. "well there is a
Young man next door who plays on the ac-
eordeon. You don't expect to have your
inncrmost soul stirred up from the bottom
every evening and not pay anything for 1t,
do you, He sings, tool"
NO. papa ! do not wish TO marry
yet. Wba, want is man who does not
drink, smoke, chew, snuff. 90 ont nights,
gamble, bet, over eat, etc, in short man
with no vices, and one who is always
good" my daughter, said Mr.. Dusen'
berry. ''you are but stranger here; heav'
en- is your home"
A lawyer Was crosseIamining high
spirited woman, who was evidently
match for any man, while her husband sal
sheepislily listening. The lawyer was
pressing the question urgently. when sh'
said with the fire flashing from hel
eyes "You needn. think to catch me
for YOU tried that once MADAM. l hay,
not the slightest desire TO catch you, anc
you husband looks as II he was sorry h'
did"
A prominent Austin politician wok'
up his colorej man a few nsghts ago AMI
told him to search the house. a. he wa
sure there was burglar on the premisee
the darkey hunted the house all over ant
reported as follows; Colonel, | has hunt
ed from top TO bottom. and efdr n an.
spicious character 'ceptin you In d.
house. i can't find him"
Two sons OF Erin, shovelling on no
day, stopped to rest and exchanged view
on the labor question. "Pat this might,
hard work we're at" 1T is indade, Jem
my, but what kind Of work is it you'd like
II You could get it2' "Well" said tb
other. leaning reAectively on his shove
and wiping the perspiration from hi
brow with the back OF his hand. 'for ME
aiay, clane ibusiness, think | would llk
to be a bishop"
We de undersigned bein coroner
jury TO set on de body oh de niger Sam
BIO, now dead an gone afore, hab been set
tin on de same on dc Niger aforesaid
an I'm dat dc same did on de IA day o
Jinerwary come to death by fallin' fror
de bridge oier de riber an broken hi
neck ~bsr We I'm lie was subsequent
dro~ ned an afterwards washed 70 de ribs
side ~har We suppose he was froze
death.
"A man In Iowa has invented new fas
eniug for horse collars. II Is lucky ih'
The hoiss collar docs not fssten 10 bu
ton 10 the back OF his shirt. because II
,lil. judging from human esprience. ~he
il dew of after be had broken his thuni
nail trying TO crowd j. into q new but,o
hole lle would just kick the stufiing out I
asytiang be wss hiichea to. even II il VI
freight car
The Superintendent Pubic Schools
Richmond meeting Col. Rufin, vi,
whom be is quite intimate, said: Il s.
the Wig says that when You get TO hea
en- yoD vii amend Tie Ten CoGman'
meDis. and ihai's too much your own Wa.
anyway. and you know H." Col. Ruff
replied. ''lou ought TO he thankful 4
i, Ill dont die i,efor you. aud 60
heaven aud have the Commandmen