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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

Among the medicinal means of arrest
ing disease, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
stands pre-eminent. Itchecks the further
progress of all disorders of the stomach,
liver AMI bowels, revives the vital stami-
ia, prevents and remedies chills and fryer,
increases the activity of the kidneys,
cnunteracts tendency to rheumatism,
and is genuine stay and s0lace to aged,
infilm and nervous persons.
For sale by all druggists and dealers
generally.-d&wtO429
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

Invest your money where it will do
some good by taking chance i'll the
fine piano at the Palace saloon.
51S3t.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

California wine direct from California
at [. AGOldstein's Pure, healthtul and
cheap.-040Stc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

Nuns yelling new shades viz, cream
blue and lavender at L. X. Jordans.
li16tp
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

The fine Gabler piano will be raflled
at the Palace saloon Saturday night.
Everybody will be there. 5IS3t.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21
Dob WOrI.

- I1o ,I work on short notice in best STYLES
at the EXAMINER office -dtf y '''
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

Black figured and stripe lace bunting nj
Il. Il. JOrdans.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-05-21

meets.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
The Bad and Worthless.

are never initiated or co.rnteTJetted- This Ii
especially true OF a family medicine, and it In
positive proof that the remedy initiated Ii Of the
highest value. As soon as tt had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Hop BitterS
was tho purest, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many limitations sprung up
and began 70 steal the notices In which the press
and the people Of the country had expressed the
merits OF II. B., and In every way trying TO ID
duce suffering lnvalids to use their stun instead,
expecting 20 make money on the credit aud good
name Of II. d. Many others started nostrums
put up In similar Eyle TO II. B., with Varlousy
devised names in which the word HOP or
Hops" were used In way TO induce people
70 believe they were the same as Hop BitterS
All such pretended remedies or cures, no mauer
what their style or name 10, and especially those
with the word Hop or "Hops" In their name
or In any way connected with them or their name,
are limitations OF counterfeits- Beware OF them
Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Btters, with bunch or cluster OF green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing e!se-
Druggists aud dealers are warned against dealing
In limitations or cOunterfeits
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
HUMOROUS.

HIS people were not prompt i'll paying
him his salary, much of which he had
to take Sin kind" One day church
member asked him to bring Mrs. Stim-
son to dinner. Certainly" said Father
Stimson, ''and guess I'll put some hay
on the wagon when go back home. F"
"All right, replied the church member;
"but bring one-horse wagon" He
came with wagon in which was hay
rick big enough to hold haystack. "Is
that o one-horse wagon" asked the
parishioner. Eyes, said Father Slim
son, "but it's q two-horse hayrick, and
he loaded in n ton of hay. He was put
ting up gospel tent when loafer came
along and asked him If he was going to
have circus. ''Yes," said he, without
looking up, land want "a baboon; how
much will you take ?" He was Chaplain
of the Ninth New York Cavalry, whose
Colonel liked to take his regiment
through the puddles. One day the
Chaplain rode around them, so the Col
onel at the close of the drill said to the
officers: IF Chaplain Shmson is afraid
to ride Though muddy water for fear
of soiling his clothes 1 will carry hum
across the puddlSs myself" "rhank
you" the Chaplain said; "but as the
Government provides horses 1 don't
see any reason why | should ride on n
jackass.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

TIE muck or peat Of some localities may
be applied directly TO the land, either
fresh dug, if dry enough to maui, in which
condition 1t is best to apply it in the au-
tumn, so that it may be amehorated by
The fIosts and thawings OF winter, or after
such weathering. Other kinds of muck
cannot be used advsntageously without
composing with lime or manure, or white
ashes, or some other active substance, while
that of some localities applied raw is pos
itively deleterIous to the crops 0f the 1rst
year. AS general rule muck may be
made most useful in ordinary farm opera
tions by mixing 1t with manure from the
stable, in the cow-yard, the plg-pens, or
the sheep-yards, and 1t is safe to say that
the addition OF muck of good quality in
this way may easily double or triple the
value OF the manure made upon the farm.
That Is, yard capable of furnishing,
under ordinary circumstances, 100 loads
OF manure, may be made to furnish twice
or even three times as much, both in
quality and value.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
Vegetine.
Kidney Complaints.
DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS,

The symptoms OF an acute attack OF innamma-
ton of TIE kidneys are az follows: Fever, pain In
the small of the back, and thence shooting down.
ward numbness of the thighs, vomiting, usually at
first deep red color of the urine, which becomes
pale and colorless the disease increases, and 10
discharged very often with pain and difficulty |;
costiveness and some degree OF collie. In chronic
diseases OF the Kidneys the symptoms are pain in
the back and limbs, dryness of the skin, frequent
urinatlons especially at mighty, general dropsy,
headache, dizziness of sight, Indigestion, and pal
pitaton of the heart, gradual loss OF strength,
paleness and pufness Of the face, cough and short
ness of breath.
In diseases OF the Kidneys the VEGRTINE gives
immediate relief. II has never failed 10 cure when
IL is taken regularly and directions followed. In
many cases IL may take several bottles, especially
cases of long standing. IL acts directly upon the
secreuons, cleansing and strengthening, removing
all distractions and impurltles.-A great many
can testify 10 cases of long standing having been
perfectly cured by the VEGETINR, even after try
Ing many of the known remedies which are said
TO be expressly for this disease.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

"Is this the annunciator?" asked a
frightened looking man of the chap who
ran the hotel litter.
'No, sn this is the elevator. "
docs it go up, or DOWN."
Both ways, SIR"
sis there any danger of its falling and
killing anybody?"
perhaps so, Do you wish to try it?''
81 don't know. BY the way, where
would go to If I did get in and the
whole thing should drop down ?"
'That would depend upon your re'ig-
ious belief. Do you, or do you not want
to go up?"
"Well, just one more question. Sup
posing l should"
But the door slid into its place, and
all that the timld man could SEQ was
the bottom of the car as it glided ont of
sight.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
Consunptfou Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice,
having mad placed in his hands by an
East India missionary the formula of q
SIMPLE vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections, also a positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Complaints, after having tested
Its wonderful curative powers in thousands
of cases, has felt it his DUTY to make 1t
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated
by this motive and desire to relieve hu-
man suffering, will send free of charge,
10 all who desire it, this recipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with full direc-
tions Tor preparing and using. Sent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, w. A. Noyes, 149 PoWer' s
Block. Rochester, ", Y
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

PAT MALoNEY kept ferry over one
whooped and hollooed one stormy night
for Pat to come aud ferry him over the
river. AS the boat neared the shore he
apologized to Pat for calling him out
such night. "TLat is all right, said
Pat; 81 make me living with this old
boat" But, Pat, have not ceGt of
money to pay you with" "Oh, and he
jabers, that's it, said Pat, as he quickly
pulled for the other s1ore; elf you have
no money it don't matter which side of
the river you are on"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

II You feel dun, drowsy, de5ilitated,
have sallow color OF skin, or yellowlsh-
brown spots on face or body, frequent
headache or dlzZlnese, bad taste in mouth,
internal heat or chills alternated with hot
hushes, low spirits and gloomy forebodings
irregular appetite, and tongue coated, yon
are suffering from torpid liver" or ''bil-
iousness " In many cases OF silver COM
plant only part of these symptoms are
experienced. AS q remedy for all such
cases Or. Pierce's Golden Medical DIS
covery" has no equal, as 1t effects perfect
and radical cures. At all drug stores.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

ONE of Mrs. Grote proteges was
Fanny Ellsler. of whom she had under
taken, in fit OF enthusiasm, to make
''an honest woman" and also-some-
what more difficult task-a recognized
ornament of London society. 1t was
IN the midst of this quixotic experiment
that the celebrated dancer took her
departure for America, leaving her
child, little girl of 6 years, in Mrs.
Grote's care. "All said te her." said
this strange, kind hearted woman, twas
Well Fanny, send the brat to me;
don't ask you whose child it is, and
don't care, SO long as it isn't that fool,
dOlsay's,"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

SPIcED APPLEs.-Spiced apples are
very appetizing, and the new and usual
ly almost tasteless early apples can be
prepared in this way: Take four pounds
of apples weigh them after they are
peeled), two pounds of sugar, half an
ounce OF cinnamon in the stick, one
quarter of an ounce of GLOVES and one
pint of vinegar; let the vinegar, spices
and sugar come to boil; then put in
the whole apples and cook them until
they are so tender that broom sphHt
will pierce them easily. These will
keep for long time in a jar. Put a
clean cloth over the top of the Jar be-
fore putting the cover on. Early pears
may also be spiced in the same way, and
are nice for dinner or tea. -
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

CofHcOroE STATION, n. Y, Dec. 26, 1878
GRNTs-A number of people had been
using your BilietS here, and with marked
effect. In one case, lady of over seven
ty yeas, had been sick for years, and for
the past ten years has not been able to be
around half the time. About six months
ago she got so feeble she was helpless
Her old remedies, or physicians, icing OF
no avail. sent to Deposit, forty-ave mics
away, and got q bottle OF Hop Bitters. II
improved her 80 she was able TO dress her
self and walk about the house. When she
had taken the second bottle she was able
TO take care of her own room and walk out
10 her neighbor's, and has improved all the
time since. My wife and children also
have derlYed great benetis from their use.
w. b. HATHAWAY,
Agt. U. s. Elk. 20.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

CUTTING SKKD feTAToKs The best of
farmers differ materially in regard to the
best way TO prepare seed potatoes for plant
ing. One farmers has obtained the best
results from planting whole potatoes. An
other has been most successful In cutting
his potatoes, giving only one good eye 10
u cutting. Another has met with the best
success with one eye, but the cutting was
made deep with picked pointed knife, so
as TO give the eye plenty CT nourishment
before it throws out roots To draw its sup
plies from the soil. So it seems that pota-
toes have made fine yields from all styles
OF cut seed, and from small and large
whole potatoes.
The fact is that in tolerab)y sandy
soil. containing plenty OF vegetable mat
ter, with plenty of cowyard manure, and
some ashes and superphospbate, and pro-
per Gu ltivauon, the yield will be apt to be
large in good potato season il the seed
is of the right kind, cut in almost any
style, or planted whole.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

OoToBER Is good time 10 get out sup
ply of swamp muck. IL is impossible 10
answer the q lestion as TO the exact value
of this material as applied to land. The
quality of muck varies greatly, some of 1t
not being worth tue expense of removing
it from the beds, even when this can be
done with ease. The fertilizlng value OF
most nucks depends largely upon the nj
trogen they contain, and that this element
may be available the muck needs TO un-
dergo a process of decomposition. The
nitrogen must be liberated from Its lnsolu-
bic organic compounds, and form soluble
subs tances, as the nitrates and ammonia
compounds. To secure this, muck should
be either placed In heap and subjected to
the influence of freezing and thawlng-
weathering, as 1t is termed-Or be mixed
with manure IN compost heap, and there
undergo decomposition, to fit 1t for use
as fertilizer. At this season the muck
beds are usually filed with water, but by
beginning at one side. boat or scow may
be used to advantage.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

CRABAPPLE MARMALADE.- E.-Marmalade
made of the common Siberian crebapple
is not to be desplsed, and for children s
lunch or for tea with good bread and
butter it is looked upon az luxury
Stew the apples, skins and ell, till they
arc very soft; mash them, adding light
brown sugar to your taste. This may
be put up in cans or in little earthen
jars and sealed for winter use. Marina
iade may also be made of nice peach
parings, with now and then half peach
left in. The latter dish is not recon-
mended except when fruit is scarce, and
you feel like making the most of every
part of it.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

AS a Newport clergyman was last
week marrying two fashionable young
people he came to the clause in the ser
vice where the bride promises "to love,
honor, and obey" She was silent.
There was an awkward pause. The
clergyman asked the question again,
No answer The clergyman SAID it
called for an answer. But it was not
until the bridegroom nudged her with
bis elbow and a good deal of emphasis
that she family said: ~ WILL" She had
rashly declared that she never would
say it, but when 1t came to bringing the
affair to full stop had to think better
of 10.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

"*"Ketp to your place and your place
VIZ ia keep you" But you cannot expect
to keep your place without health, the
foundation Of all success For instance, Q
raHroad engineer in the en- ploy OF the @.
M. & st. Paul X. r. had been grievously
affected with diabetes for six years. He
took four boxes OF Kidney Wort and now
writes that he Is entirely cured and works
regularly.
BH~ Feathers, rit bons, velvet can all be
colored TO match that new hat by using
the Diamond Dyes, 10 cents for any
color,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
DOMESTIC.

TOMATO SoUP.-Always use cold wa
ter in making all soups; skim we'll,
especially during the first hour. There
is great necessity for thorough skim
ming, and TO help the scum rise, p1ur
in little cold water now and then, and
as the soup reaches the boiling point,
skim it off. Use salt at first sparlnRly,
and season with salt and pepper; allow
one quart of soup to three or four per-
sons. For tomato soup allow one gal
Ion of stock made from nice fresh beef
to three quarts of fresh tomatoes; re-
move the skin and cut out the hard CEN
tire, put through fine sieve, and add to
the stock: make paste of butter and
-four, and, when the stock begins to
boil, stir in half teaclp of the paste,
taking care not to have it lumpy; boil
twenty minutes, seasoning with salt and
pepper to taste. Two quarts of the
canned tomatoes will answer.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

"LET us have some fresh air." said q
fat-faced old man to the sleeping car
porter, ''the air in this car is terrible. /"
Just then an Irishman entered sat down,
and, filling his pipe with vile tobacco,
began putting the smoke in the old fell
lows face. Frightening up at this un-
expected change, the old chap said,
"Ah thank you, Pat, thank you; that
will helD il some 7"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

DIR. HALL says that taking walk
before breakfast has put more people
into their coffins than the ailments they
were seeking to get rid Of The atteD-
ton of tramps is particularly called to
this statement.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

"No, sir" said DIR. Jalap, II wouldn't
have that apple tree cut for money"
"But you never get any fruit from it, I"
argued Brown; ''the boys steal all the
apples before they are half ripe. "
That's just it," replied the Doctor,
with quiet smile; "the tree stands me
good $1,000 every year."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

A GENTLEMAN who, in public meet
ing, was telling that he was elghty-one
years old and had not been an abstainer
from liquors, was interrupted by the
remark: ''You would have been a nun
dred by this time if you had I"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
RUPTURE Cured.
PHoENIxvILLE, Pa, August ooh, 1882.

PHoENIxvILLE, Pa, August ooh, 1882.
DR. j. B. MAYER, esl Arch Street, Phi
ladelpnia. Dear Sir:-l have been rup.
tured very badly, ii gave me a great deal
of trouble and very severe pain, 50 that l
wss confined to my bed. received your
tor rupture in December, $780,
and the following March 1881 | left my
support off and feel sound TO day.
Yours truly. r. B. RossrrRR.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
Rupture Cnreds

NEwTowN, Pa, Sept, 29th 1882.
DR.. J. B. MAYER, Dear Nr:-l will
state to you that am all right, and have
not worn the support since the 9Th of July,
and since then have been hard at work on
farm. There is no pain Or soreness about
me nor has there been since.
Yours Respectfully,
q L SHwARrz.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

A SOUTH END man has taught his dog,
when offered sausage, TO smell of it and
then turn away with mournful howl,
and when he goes into bntcher's shop
where there are lot of folks, offers the
dog a sausage and the dog does the act.
it is awful embarrassing foi the butcht T
aud, if he gets chance, be kicks the
dor
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

BEEF TEA.-Cut raw beef into small
pieces; to half pound of meat pour on
Il pint of cold water, set on the stove
and let it simmer until ali the Juice is
extracted from the meat. When wanted
for use skim and let it boil just two
minutes.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

Young or middle aged men suffering
from nervous debility, loss OF memory,
premature old age, as the result OF bad
habits, should send three stampa for Part
VII of Dime Series pamphlet Addrt So
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASS ola.
TIoN, Buffalo, n. I.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

FORCED TOMATOES. ounces of
mushrooms, minced small; small
quantity of parsley, slice of lean ham
chopped small, with few savory herbs,
a little cayenne pepper and salt. Put
all the ingredients of this stuffing into a
saucepan with lump of butter, surring
all together until quite tender. Then
set away to cool. Have ready some
bread crumbs and the yelks of two eggs
we'll beaten. Choose large tomatoes, as
near the same size as possible; and cut
a slice from the stalk end of each. Take
out carefully the seeds and Juice, and
fill with the mixture. S,rew them over
with bread crumbs and some melted
butter, and bake in an oven until they
have rich color. Serve with baked
calf's head OF cold veal.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14

"DEAR Mr. JONES'" ssid a learned
woman, "You remind me Of a barometer
that is filed with nothing in the upper
story" Divine Amelia Brown" said
he, "you occupy my upper story"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-12-14
AGRICULTURE,

TILLAGE AND EvAPORATIoN "A few
years ago contemporary announced with
great positiveness the discovery that culti-
vation of the surface soil promotes instead
OF retarding evaporation, and is therefore
labor worse than wasted. 90 far as 1t had
previously been supposed 10 help In retain
moisture. Experiments by Professor Stock
bridge, of Amherst, were subsequently
published, which seemed sufficient to con-
fute the position above referred to, ana to
establish the correctness of previous teach
ings on the subject. And now DR.. Stur-
tevant, OF the State Experiment Station at
Geneva, reports the following experiment,
which Ia similar In result TO those of Pro-
lessor Stockbridge, though not conducted
in precisely the same manner. The ques-
ton of drought Is one which periodically
engages attention, and any means by
which its injurious effects may be mlgita-
ted should certainly be known to the far
mer. That cultivation. by forming
loose soil upon the surface which acts as
mulch, congerves the water TO the soil, is a
fact which is well established, and should
be more commonly appreciated. For the
purpose of Offering numerical values which
shall express the influence of cultivation,
we haye tried the following experiment:
Oak boxes OF one cubic foot capacity were
made of half-inch stuff, and thoroughly
soaked with OH. The bottoms eelng re-
moved, the frame was forced down into
the earth in lbe corn field, and the bottom
alters wards put IN position. We thus had
foot cube of soil in its natural position.
The surface OF the earth n one box was
left undlsturoed, while the surfaces Of two
boxes were kept cultivated. BY weighing
these boxes the gain or loss Is assumed TO
measure the evaporation which has taken
place from each. From July 20 to Au-
gust l, six days, the cultivated soil evapp-
rated at the rate Of 900 gallons per acre
less than tie undlsturbed soil, or less 15l
gallons daily per acre. From August l to
August 10, nine days, the cultivated soil
evaporated 1867 gallons per acre less than
did the undlsturbed soll, or less than 263
gallons daily per acre. During the whole
period from July 26 10 August TO-. fifteen
days, the SAVING of wslter effected through
cultivation figured up 2l2 gallons daily per
acre, Or expressing these facts il another
form, the undisturbed soil lost per acre
from July 26 to August 10, 4243 gallons;
the cultivated SOIL 1000 gallons. In calcu-
lat.ng our results TO the acre by multiply
ing the evaporation which has taken place
tfom square foot OF suIface by IS, 500,
ihe unavoidable errors are COrresponulngly
multiplied, and while duplicate series can
never be expected to give the same numer-
zeal results. yet the one fact becomes Ill =
Questionablc-lhat through cultivation We
are enabled to conserve 10 the soil large
amount of water during drought. In
deed, observation thrCdgh extended peri
DDS of drought, also plainly shows the su-
periority of fields that have been well cul-
tivated over those where cultivation has
been neglected.