The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
VOL 2. NO. ;.
 LIMNINGS.

JENNINGS.
 Hasn't the ARKANsAw TRAyELER mure noses m iss head than m it's pocket --wilmington. IN. C-1 ArU Soafh.
 Hasn't the Nrso Sosfk more cents in iss pocke, than in its head
 The Chicago EYs thinks tha, when d man becomes too lazy 70 labor under d nisapprehension he ought to be sent 10 congress. This IS mistaken idea for II IS not r;gh, to encourage lariness.
 ..i understand ' remarked an acquain,- ance 10 . constable, that you have been indicted Cor not attending to your duty = s4Yes, sir," replied the officer. ''it was an oversight that failed to attend to buA- sesxr ~How did t oocurs" Why, you see, arrested man.
 Sisk back into the past thou hoas, year Let natnre-s mantle hide thy dark misdeeas. Thoa earnest among us with word oi hope Asd truly d,d xe think thai thou had spoken Thai all oar cares and woes had then de
 parted
 But uaao us old man, thou d,dst ba, he For sog inssead of being free from care We sas thss beef is 10, reduced m price.
 During recent excavations al pompeii.a a banjo. it is said. was discovered. This ~ia no doubt arouse the attention Of mu- sie;ans, 6ox Il has been declared tha, the banjo is of strictly negro origin. How ever. fugitive slaves. fleeing from Uncle Tom's Cabin.s may have taken the in .strumeat tO the neighborhood of busi- ness.
 An articie headed .'C,vil Service Re fernf'' Is going the rounds of the press. l, Is supposed to have been written seven ty-6ve years ago sy d man sho had spent some time in an insane asylum, and who was discharged. having been pro nounced cured, but who, after the pro- duction of the article, was recommitted to the xsyisn. --------------
 1. was rather a difficult matter ts con- visce young Jeckleby that he had been drunk, and he laughed and declared that he knev all the time what he ~as doing. when one of his friends proved that he had painted the seat of his pants and marched around town with hatchet, he saxk under the humiliation and is now confined to his bed.
 Mr. Talmage is accused of stealing sermons from preachers of lesser fame and from sinners. This is a very serious charge. and one which Mir. Talmage should stand up on his fore feet and prove to be false. The work of standing on his fore feet may be easy enough. but the other part of the performance the great man may find to be triae annoy ing.
 You have cheated me-" exclaimed a lady. entering dry goods store You sold me this dress pattern for nifty dol lAzs-" 4-Yes, madam replied the mer- cAant, land assure you that i, is worth the meoey." That is not why kiek," 1" resumed the lady. T 6nd that instead 4 purchasing the goods of you at fifty doilazs coald have gone down the street . few haocks further and bought the stuff for ssvenfy-6ve dollars"
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