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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
Science or Perfumes.

BY o process known as enfieurage,
which is the exposure Of beef fat to fresh
flowers in close boxes until it is thor
oughly permeated and charged with
their odors, the perfumes of six flowers
are obtained, which could In no other
manner known to science be preserved
apart from the fresh petals. Those
flowers are violet, jasmin, tuberose, rose,
orange flower and cassie cinnamon
fiower). From those six there are fifty
or more combinations made for the
stimulation of the odors of other flowers.
Sweet pea is made with jasmin and
grange flowers, hyacinth is counterfeited
by jasmin and tuberose; lily of the val
ley by violet and tuberose. But the re-
sources of the perfumer' are by no
means confined to the pomades, as the
scented fats are termed. He uses many
essential oils, the principal of which are
sandalwood, bergamot, lemon, rosemary,
neroli (made from bitter orange fowers)
paschouli and the altar of roses. 1t is
very difficult to get the last named in a
pure state, because its great cost tempts
to dishonest adulteration. Very often
rose-geranium oil is substituted for it.
Musk is another important ingredient,
entering as it does, into almost all per-
fumes, except those which are actually
limitations of flower odors, or, as styled
by perfumers, natural, AS, for in
stance, heliotrope, tuberose, white rose
and violet.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
Don't Whine.

Don't be whining about not having .
fair chance. Throw a sensible man out
of the window and he'll fall on his feet
and ask the nearest way to his work.
The more You have to begin with the
less you will have in the end. Money
you earn yourself is much brighter than
sny you get out of dead mems bags. A
scant breakfast in the morning of life
whets the appetite for feast later in the
day. He who has tasted sour apple
will have the more relish for sweet
one. Your present want will make
future prosperity all the sweeter.
Eighteen pence has set up many ped
der in business, and he has turned it
over until he has kept his carriage. AS
for the place you are cast in, don't find
fault with that; you need not be a horse
because you were born ia stable. If a
bull tossed man of metal sky high, he
would drop down into good place. A
hard working young man with his wits
abont him will make money while others
nil do nothing but lose IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
A Word 10 Thinkers.

The perfection Of a strengthening medicine
consists in its leaving no unpleasant after eff
fects. Whisky ale, beer and other alcoholic
beverages excite the brain and blood vessels to
unnatural activity, and, while the whirlpool OF
excitement lasts, all feeling of languor and dis
tress is banished, but when the reaction comes,
"the last state of that man il worse than the
first" Invalids should trust more to nature for
their recovery and avoid the use of stimu-
lants as altogether injurious. Be partial
to fruit and vegetable diet and
choose such medicines as are strengthening to
the whole general system To this end no bet
ter remedies can be used than Yellow Dock,
Sarsaparla, Juniper, Iron, Buchu, Celery and
Calisaya, each OF which has separate and dis
tinct virtue, but when blended in single com
pound excel all other remedies in giving
health strength and vgor TO every part OF the
body. Such a compound il DR.. Guysott's yell
low Dock and Sarsaparilla. Its harmonious
action on the blood, lungs, liver, kidneys and
muscular system is astonishing. Ask your
druggist 10 get II for you.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
What We DO Not Like To See.

man who knows 80 much you cannot tell
him anything.
A yellow saffron-colored skin, when Burdock
Blood Btters is guaranteed to restore the COM
plexion.
One man occupying section in a railway
car, and his valise and grip-sack half another,
while modest people are squeezed in and
packed away sardine style.
A live business man who is oftener incapaci-
tated from business on account Of dyspepsia,
when Burdock Blood Bitters is guaranteed to
cure the worst case OF this insidious man
killer
The man in the street-car who sits and waits
for some other fellow to get up and give lady
the seat.
A person who is always complaining Of
bilious attacks and sick headaches, when the
trouble can SO easily be cured by using Burdocll
Blood Btters.
MUMMY priminy Lah-di dah-di cigarette
smoking specimen OF Miss Nancy, who parts his
hair i'll the center and tries TO pass for nice
young man.
A person that we like but whom we would
like much better il he did not come so close on
account OF his disagreeable, foul breath. and
who won't take Burdock Blood Btters to purify
it.
person who viii succeed in proving to every
lady in the land they look perfectly hideous in
head-gear of huge proportions esF ecially at
q theater.
The man who reads ills and who fails to
prescribe Burdock Blood Btters to his wife,
who il a martyr TO sick headaches.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
A Canary and n Mouse.

A very fine canary bird is owned by a
gentleman in Nevada county, Cal. On
usual quantities of food disappeared
from his cage. One day the gentleman
CHANGED to look in the cage, and there,
snugly slowed away in one of the seed
boxes, was a mouse, fat rs butter. Upon
attempting to remove the mouse the
bird made a chivalrous fight for the little
animal. A singular fact that while the
mouse was there tho bird kept up con-
slant singing all day, but since the
mouse has been removed the bird has
refused TO MARBLE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
ADVICE TO CONSERVATIVES.

On the appearance Of the first symptems-as
general debility, loss of appetite, palor, chilly
sensations, followed by night sweats and cough
prompt measures for relief should be taken.
Consumption is scrofulous disease of the lungs
therefore use the great anti-scrofula or blood
purihe- and strength restorer, DIR. Pierce's
/" Golden Medical Discovery" superior to cod
liver oil as nutrltive, and unsurpassed as
pectoral. For weak lungs, splitting OF blood
and kindred affections il has no equal. Sold by
druggists the world over. For DIR. Plerce's
pamphlet ON Consumption, send two stamps TO
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
Buffalo n Y
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

then young Captain, was sent to secure
a ferryboat which was on the other side
of the river, and guarded by large
force of Bosnia3 sharpshooters. He
plunged into the river alone, swan bold
ly across, cut the boat from its moorings
and swan back with it, while the insur-
gents bullets were whizzing about his
cars. This daring deed attracted the
attention of Omar Pasha, his superior
officer, and secured his rapid promo
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

Tender corns, painful corns, soft corns,
bleeding corns, hard corns, corns OF
all kinds aud Of all sizes are alike re-
moved in few days by the use Of PUT
MANS PAINLESS Corn EXTRACTOR Mover fails
10 cure, never causes pain, never leaves deep
spots that are more annoying than the original
discomfort Give Putnam's Painless Corn Ex-
tractor trial Beware OF substitutes Sold by
Druggists everywhere. Wholesale, Lord
Stoutenburgh AZ Co., Chicago.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THOUSANDS Of infants and children die at
this season OF the year from Cholera Infantum
or summer complaint This fearful disease can
be cured by DIR. Winchelrs Teething Syrup,
which never fails to give immediate relief, even
In the most severe cases. Sold by all Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

AN Irish girl who had applied for position
in which she was required to do general house.
work was asked by the mistress il she ever
made fires "Shure, that's sthrange question
for married woman to be akin me" respond
ed Bridget. "Begorrah. mum, niver did make
fires, but I've no objection TO be afther tachin'
yer husband. - BROOKLYN En1le.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

You've and middle-aged men. suffering from
nervous debility and kindred affections, az loss
OF memory and hypochondria, should inclose
three stamps for Part VII of Worlds DISPENSE
~ Dime Series of pamphlets. Address WORLD S
DIsPESsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo NY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

Mus. EwISo, a Chicago lecturer on cookery,
says that chicken requires one hour o. stew
ing for every year of its lIfe At last the secret
has been discovered why a boarding house
chicken, which is TO be served at 6 o'clock in
the evening, is usually put on the fire very early
In the morning
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

For dyspepsia, Indigestion, depression of spir-
its and general debility, in their various forms;
also as preventive against fever and ague and
other intermittent fevers the Zero Fhosphor-
ated Elixir Of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Haz-
ard 4 Co., New York, and sold by all druggists,
is the best tonic and for patients recovering
from fever or other sickness il has no equal
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
Deryisch Pasha's Luck.

Dervisch Pasha, the representative of
lac Sultan of Turkey, in Egypt, owes
his elevation to lucky accident A
few wears ago, during the Bosnian in
surrection against the Porte, Dervisch.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THE number of horses at present in
the country is about II, O0e, 600, of which
1,100,0 900 are owned in Illinois, which
has the most of any State. Texas has
|. O32. 900.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THE girl who sings to an admiring company
in the parlor, You must wake and call me
early, call me early, mother DEAR" is the same
creature who expects her mother 10 make the
fire, get the milk and bring her breakfast up to
her room.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

How OFTEN persons have been annoyed by
burrs cinging to their dress or clothing, and
how seldom have they when cleaning them,
given it thought that Burdock root is tho most
valuable blood cleanser and purifier known, and
is sold by every druggist under the name Of
Burdock Blood Bitters. Price S1.00.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

PHYSICIAN says 81 know many who had
long suffered from dyspepsia, weak lungs,
asthma, consumptIve symptoms, impure blood,
scrofus, etc, and who found quick relief by
using DIR. Guysott's Tonic Of Yellow Dock, Sar-
saparils, ETC."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

IL addressing Sundav-school speaker said
to the boys, always be kind to your little Sis
tiers. Now never had n little sister, and 1
once tried to be kind to some other fellows sis
ter, but she had n cruel father, and he hurt me
helping me of the front stoop"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

The Aldermen OF Philadelphia have forbid
den the appearance Of monkeys I'm the streets
of that city. In passing such an ordinance. did
the Aldermen consider the question OF self
nbnegatton2
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THOUSANDS upon thousands OF bottles OF
Carbolne, deodorized extract of petroleum,
have been sold, and from all over the land
comes one universal cry, "Carbolire, as now
improved aud perfected, is the best hair re-
storer ever used" Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THE reporter OF New York paper went to
see the panorama OF "Bunyan's Pilgrims
Progress" The man at the door refused to
adEht him without paying, and the reporter
said: "Send Mr.. Bunyan out here he will let
In ~
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

"CH1DREN, F" said Boston school-examiner,
after hearing some essays read, lyon should
never use proposition 80 end sentence with. "
"Isn't with a prepositionT' asked the girl
whose composition gave rise to the correction.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

A FASHIONABLE summer drink is called
"Jumbo julep." Probably because man after
imblbing few glasses thinks he's travelling
with circus and feels as if he owns four legs
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
After Eight Long Years.

@. G. Jacobs, rs Folsom Street, Buffalo,
writes that for eight long years he had tried
every known remedy to cure him OF piles, also
had been treated by physicians, without sue
cess, when he was ultimately cured by THOMAS
ECIFCTRIC Orr.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

EnERTs DAYLIGHT LIVER Pills are reIia-
BILE remedy for b.liou-ness, headache, const!pa-
ton and liver diseases, and are the best pre-
ventive Of fevers known. Sold by Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THE late benevolent David Dale, who was a
man of short stature, on entering his counting
state Of the streets, and mentioned that he had
"fallen. a his length" "And what of that,
r." remarked an old bookkeeper. "Pm sure
gentleman o. your height couldna IA ony great
lannth ~
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
How They Were Removed.

NORTH TOPEKA, Kan, May IL, 1881.
II. II. WARNER Il Co.: Sirs-Sharp pains in
the Kidneys frequent desire to urinate and
scalding sensations we're easily removed by your
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
HKNRY SANDERS
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

An agricultural paper says; "You can make
your hens so lean they won't lay" Man alive,
that isn't what ais the hens at our boarding
house. They're 30 lean they can't stand.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

The Frazer is kept by all dealers. One box
lasts as long as two OF any other. Received
medals at North Carolina State Fair, Centen-
NAL and Paris Exposition.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

They don't have rains out West. cloud
just saunters up and examines town, and then
collapses right over 1t. Nobody escapes but
the newspaper-reporters and the book-agents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THE Duke Of Albany Queen Victoria's young
est son married, has already received several
orders.-EI. He probably received them from
his mother-in-law.-Terds Siftings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
TIE WEAKER SEX

are immensely strengthened by the use Of DIR.
r.. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" which
cures all female arrangements and gives tone
to the system. Sold by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

PRESERVE your harness by using Uncle Sans
Harness OIL, which closes the pores, keeps out
duet or dampness, making it soft and pliable.
Sold by Harness Makers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

sis Mr.. Vanderbilt in?' asked gentleman
OF person who WAS lounging at the entrance
OF the officers apartments at the Grand Cen
trail depot, New York. The latter regarded his
interrogation with look Of mingled pity and
contempt as he answered "In? Well. 1
should say so. Lake Shore stock was 90 three
weeks ago and now it's 1l2. He's in about
$500, 900 il he's in a cent "-Brookllr EdqIe
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

~ SEE this has a little dashed your spirits, 4"
is what the man said when he put too much
water in his friends goblet
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
Decline Of Man.

Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. cured by "Wells' Health Re
newer" OIL. Druggists. Send for pamphlet
10 Il. s. WELLS Jersey City, N. J..
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

OVER 200, 900 Howe Scales have been sold,
and the demand increasing continually. Bor-
den, Selleck Il Co., Agents, Chicago, Ill
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

HoRsEs, cattle. sheep ana hogs are cured OF
dlstemper, coughs, colds, fevers and most other
diseases by Uncle Sans Condition Powder.
Sold by Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

aesthetic wife (sobbing) -Dearest, III see
that your grave is kept green-but not one OF
those horrid bright green's. A nice olive-gray
green, with an old bronzed tombstone, will look
too awfully lovely for ANYTHING.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

ALLIGATOR note-paper is one Of the latest
freaks III stationery. Going 10 bayon some?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

SOME traits run in families. Shakspeare's
father, being illiterate, made his mark. So did
Shakspeare.-Tepds Siftirgs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
A Question OF Etiquette.
iChicago Tribune.l

In French journal: when a lady
receives visit from gentleman, ought
she to rise or remain seated when the
visitor enters and when he takes his
leaye?" II the lady lives in Washington,
saws an American paper, she will rise
without regard to Partisan etiquette and
accompany him as far as the hall, to see
that he does not carry of q ten-dollar
ivory handled umbrella in place OF the
dollar-and- a-half cotton enc usually car
ried by visiting statesmen.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

THE Norwegian Congress is called the
Storthing," and no whisky is allowed
to be sold within six blocks of the Capt.
tol building.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
Make HENS LAY,

An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist,
travel ne In this country, thGt most OF the Horse
and Cattle Powders sold here worthless trash He
says that Sheridans Condition Powders absolutely
pure and Immensely valuable. Nothing earth wil
make hens lay Ike Sheud MS Condition Powders. Dose,
ore teaspoonful to pint Of food Solo everywhere
sent by all for letter stamps S. JOHNSON a Co.
Boston, Mass. formerly Bangor. Me.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

GARD.-A handsome set OF GA RDS for
Oollectors Sc stamp. A @. Bassett Rochester, N.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

Try the new brand, Spring Tobacco.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

VfIlMG MEN II you want to learn relegraphy in !.
buOVu VIN few months, and be certain of ait
aation address VALENTINE BROS, GAINESVILLE. Wis.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
O. N. u.

WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS,
w please say you saw the advertisements
In this paper.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04

-nIlrL IS MIGHTY. PROT. nArTryEz- ~
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Psychologist, will for 20 With begbt WY
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Of husband wife with ~ La4I
dat. Of psyeheey W~<0<z
predicted Money returned y. all satisfied VXkY
Address Prof. L. Marines, 10 hoasy H, Besen, HAS,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-08-04
A. REED & SONS ORGANS.

New Illustrated Catalogues, 1884, sent FREE. Special
EMF In or music. i8s stats ST.. CHICAGO.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-20
SENATOR GLADYS EXPLANATION.

The meeting of the Tammany Committee on
Organization last evening largely attended. There
were rumors that resolutions would BE- introduced cen
srrng Senators Grady and Treanor for their course In
regard to certain measures IN the iasC Legislature NO
resolutions OF this kind were presented.
Preparations made for lpnInS win the Idmildny
Society in celebrating the Fourth OF July. Invitations
will eTends I'll to many prominent Democrats through
ont the county 10 join in the Anniversary President
sane OF the Board Of Alerinen 0hered Il resolution
welcoming hlcdac Ddylt rs one or the leaders or inc
Land League, to the city II was adopted UNANIMOUSLY
A motion made to adjourn, when senator
Grady asked that 1t be witndraWn, rs he
had few words TO say: the few words were
extended to n speech which it took more t1an half
hour 10 deliver 1t carefully prepared statement.
lie briefly recOunted his action on the various Important
meqsires which mad before the state Senate. lie
declared that the Autobiography iacOn instead or cen
sunng him, should have praised hlm Tor lbs
course. lie did not attend the meeting ut the
Cooper Institute because he had not received an invita-
ton With To the taxation OF tho elevated rail-
roads he Lad yoied FOR tue bill presented because he
thought that under IL the city would receive more IMAM
Il Otherwise wOulC from the companies. Inc latter
claimed that they uujusty taxed aud that the effort
OF the city authorities collect the amount claimed
General Railroad BILL allowing the construction OF rail
roads in Broadway the boulevard Forty secOni-st ana
other streets ana avenues, would put money into tho
city treasury. Senator Grady also explained his action
with reference 10 Excise Oil and Otncf measures
What about failure 10 pass an appropriation
ment bill T. he was asaed 10y member.
dr Grady's reply that lac had been ready ut any
time to press any pill That might be agreed upon ny the
Democrats in the Assembly lie charged that the fan
Ire 10 agree upon ala apprOpnatiUument BILL which
have increased the Democratic representation ln
the Legislature ana in Congress, was cnarga
BILE tile f!deu Democrats in the Assembly. lie claimed
that his cause was honorable one, something that nc
was ashamed Of and that he had worked 10 advance
the interests OF the orgauizatiOn.
Assemblyman Maner fully explained his course in
to the Excise aud other bills, and the meeting
then adjourned.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-20
An ADDITI0Y TO THEIR PARTY.

A party of gypses consisting Of twenty-sx adults
arrived at Castle Garden ON Friday from Bordeaux
The children are of assorted sizes, but no census has
been taken of them and they not included IN the
general count On Saturday one OF the
women became mother, and TINS
addition to the gypsy population of the United
States has been christehed stephen. The ceremony
took place on Sunday, and was made the occasion
of unbounded hilIrIty, with an accompa nlment OF
unlimited .potations of wliskey Yesterday
der n tarpaulln, the entire tribe i'll the
languid ard demoralized condition that usually
succeeds a day OF unusual hliarity.
They are as picturesque encrusted layers OF dirt
and tawdry trappIngs can make them, the mlnia-
ture gypsles being mainly noticeable for "A COM
Portable absence of more than the vaguest pretense
OF clothes They are accompanied by i've framed
black bears, packed in tight boxes aud nearly sui
focaed with leather muZlies and the neat.
Last but by no means the least important person.
age is dmnutive monkey, which, however, IS
considerably larger than Stephen, whom 1t sut-
GENTLY re enblcs 10 pass Tor ~ elder brother The
destination of the gypsies the bears, the monkey and
stephen is Milwaukee, tor which place they intend
to leave tonight.