Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-02-19
ALL SORTS OF ITEMS.

tO ler stOcknOiOers W1tnln tne past year. Not bad showing that for small vein. OPrIsMIsM and Pessimism. When rains, one man says: "This will make mud" Another: This will lay the dust
 THE trial of Guiteau it is said will cost the Government S150,OO0. We hope thIs sum will cover the expenses of his executiOn--Ex-
 IT's hard on the legal profession, but it's fact that out of two hundred and twenty-five saints canonize6 by the Roman church but one was a lawyer.
 TIE kind attentions which humanity bestOws on it's fellow man in his path to the grave, IS, after all, the most attrac- tive trait in human character.
 ALErTER from Judge Tucker, dated New York, says that he is suffering from his old complaint, the gout. The Judge is coming back to enjoy the pure air and healthy climate of Northern Arizona. | YOUNG sportman wants to know ''What Is the best kind of dog for meto buyS7 A dead one, Sporty an5 have it Srrie5 the same day soa buy ii.-- Keo-
 <uk Gate City.
 SAID the leader of the train-robbers l a1 AlE uQdAAE4 AAtC q AAAAAA@AA NeA IS| disturb the passengers, but seize the port CT. Hes got all the money in the crowd by this time.'
 AFTER a trial lasting ten days Miss Fannie of Ottawa, Ills. has recovered S50OO0 damages against Dr. James Cam | field for being seduced by use of ether while under his professional treatment
 THE only person unhurt in the smok- | ing car by the accident on the Boston and Main Rilroad the other day were the card players. Cut this out and paste it | m your hat.
 THE most horrible case of insanity in | the Massachusetts Asylum IS that of a man who imagines he Is ChIcagoan. He gets up in the middle of the night to brag.- Boston Post.
 TIE Mack Morris mine, A. T., shipped on Jepuary 24th six bars of bullion | valued as S10,6932j. Total to date, | S3O9. 1929. The mine IS looking well. l The roads are too heavy to haul ore, but the mill IS working on taL,ues.
 WITH only five-stamp mill and two arrastras, the mines of the Bat2pllas | Company, Sonora, have yielded S6G'-- | 600 in silver bars, and about One-quart>-- as much in frst-class Ore-thls latter | being native silyer-ln eighteen months. | A CONNECTICUT boy was sent by his mother to a neighbor's house for cup of sour milk On being told that there was none but sweet milk to be had, he | helped himself to a chair, and said: Well, I'll wait till it sours." | A CURIOUS undertaking IS on the car | pct at Batavia, N. Y. A monument to | William Morgan, supposed to have been murdered by the MssOns, Is to be erect ed there, and over 1000 persons have al- ready contributed to its cost. A THOUSAND men can go to work al seven o'clock in the morning withou the | ringing of a bell, and why IS 1t that 800 | people cannot assemble in a church with out a previous ding -donging lasting half an hour Detroit Free Press. THE Alta Arizona speaks of miner who recently returned to Mineral Park from a prospecting trip, and brought in samples of ore that assayed S9I ,oo to the ton. For varacity the Alt - emblematic
 A NEGRO dying was tc ter that he must forgive against whom he seemed t6S bitter feelings. "Yes, sab," hs
 "If dies I forgive dat nigga; but if gets well, dat nigga must take care PoLIrESEss: One Of the legends upon the walls of a room iu which the Wis cOnsin Dairymen's Association held it's recent annual meeting was, "Talk to your COW as you would to lady," But n. | with a gentleman ?-BostOn Herald.
 THE Democrats, having lost control of Congress and all hope of regaining 1t, are now proposing measures to reduce the salaries of Congressman and officers of Congress, as well as of other Govern ment officials Cleveland Leader (Rep.)
 PREVIOUS good character" counts in Texas. A man who vas On>t=s soE- arson brought forward witnesses toprOve that he had neglected two good chances to steal horses, and the jury decided that no such man could be found guilty of burning barn.
 "Why are you late" asked an Austin school teacher of little. girl who hung her head and said: "We have got little baby at our house. Don't you let 1t happen again." said the teacher fisrcely, and the little girl said she wouldn't, and took her seat.-ITexss Siftings.
 TYNDALL's theory that heat is simply motion Tn another form must be true. Strike piece of iron and 1t becomes hot Strike man and he immediately bOils Over There is however one excep- tiOn to the rule. Strike a warm friend for a short loan and he at once becomes as cold as an iceberg-Philadelphia News.
 We see that a bill for the relief of Owen Long has been recently introduced into the House. 1T Congress could make ad appropriation for everybody who has been Owen Long, 1t would put a good deal of money in circulation, and revive the dropping finances of the country.
 A merchant of Kingston, New York. m commenting colOred servant whom he had in his employ, and who weighs two hundred pounds, remarked with his usual proclivity slang: "Il tell you, she's the stuff; she's yard wide and all wool, you betP' And he didn't knOvan why his friend laughed
 FIFTY captains who have waited hf- teen long, weary years for promotion, have petItioned Congress 10 pass an act giving to any officer below the rank of colonel, who has served fifteen years continuously, in the same grade, the rank and pay of the next higher grade.-Al- buquerque Journal.
 A LONDON journal mskes the startling statement that during 1881 7O less than z,o39 vessels were lost at sea, 4=i that in them was sunk property estimated at the value of szSo,ooo,ooo Of this sum SIS, ,OoO,ooo was owned by British people, at home or in the colonies. Of the coast of the British Isles zSo ships were lost, three iOurths of which belonged 10 native owners.
 THE vitally important announcement IS made that Oscar Wilde disaproves of the Irish Land League. It is no doubt in keeping with Oscars ideas of true beauty 70 have fifty or one hundred poor devils of ragged peasants toIlIng at the point of starvation in order that some ass like himself may loli in London drawing rooms with no harder work to do than gazing with txed rapture at lily in his dainty hand
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 In Tucson such things are regulated by proposals and bank accounts.
 A CORRESPONDENT writes us to know which in our dorrnapf ia fha safest seat