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Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

Perhaps the most important revolution
which has taken place in the world for
centuries, is the one now in progress
DisOarding the hurtful mineral and dras.
tic pnrgatives in favor of nilder vegeta.
BILE liver remedies. At the head of the
list, stands Portaline, undoubtedly the
best vegetable liver medicine in the mar.
ket, mild and gentle in it's action, and as
innocent as water. Price so cts. For
sale by Williams & Metcalf, Evening
Shade, Ark. 2
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07
: Tough on ChlIls.,'

Cures 5 caSesf0r 25 cts. in cash or stamps,
Mailed by John Parham, Atlanta, Ga,
DIR. J. WFGIBBoN, of Ark, writes !;
NFor many years my wife was asufFerer
from terrible female complaint that baf-
fed the skill of all physicians around me,
She used Dr. Dromgoole's English
Female BitterS, they cured her sound
and well, and | 90 not hesitate to say,
they saved her life. 80
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07
EstraY Notice.

Taken up and posted, by A, 3. Vance
before Russell Jordan, ESQ, OF SuilIYSn iVS5
township on the 25th gay faIows o. Suy: i'''
" Raw mare. no brands, some light saddle
,narTs & small scar on right fore leg, 10 or u
years old, shod all around with steel-toed
shoes. ID or is hands high; valued at Y45
G.S JOHN M. WATSON. Clerk.
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

CONSTIPATION is a dissass-maker ana
leads Indigestion acid stomach, heart
burn, fsyers, hiliousness, sick headache,
torpidityof the liver. collie, infammatory
diseases, nervousness, loss of appetite,
etc. These can all be removed by the
use of RGileg's Saline Aperient,
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

We call the attention of our readers
to the advertisement of j. Monroe Tay.
lor. This house has been established
nearly 40 years, and their goods are cele.
brated for purity and strength. We would
recommend trial of their Gold Media
brands % all who desire supelgs cookery
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

For Surveyor-W W. Hill, 689; I. Gay. & 9oI' 70 w
For Coroner-A J Porter, 2lO; W. K. Miller, ~; W.
G. Doss, 22l Levi Hammond, 2O2; G. NJ. Evans, 8,
For Justices of Pney Fork Tcwnship.-.Lewis Collins
1OS; J. R Shanks 80; ". s. Taylor, 46i J. ".Jones
Is; j. L. Masters, 72. ~ c.,
For Constable Of Piney Fork Township-A: n: Cabler,
100 John Shell, 2Q W. Il, Sanders 29 E. W. MoseT oz'
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07
NOTICE TO MEERGHAN'TTs S4bA Ts AND an 81 SHIP,

Being satisfied that business during
the dull season will not justify us in run
ming our Goats regularly, we have, by
mutual consent, agreed to run as sfolIows: !:
The steamer Whitewater will run reg
ularly for six weeks from this day, June
lst, the Smith boats to be withdrawn
during this time. Then the Whitewater
to be Withdrawn for siz weeks, and then
the Smith boats will re-enter the trade.
After this, both lines will resume their
regular trips, if the business will Justify.
CHAs. B. WOODBURY.,
A. B. SMITH.
June lst, 1882. -"
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

The following are the election returns,
uP to last night; ="
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07
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Containing 300 pages, the fullest collection
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Daily PEI year 10y mai0 90
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Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

When physicians have made use of q
prescription for years in their private
practice with certain success, tits duty
they owe to mankind to put such rene
dies within reach of'all, and this is done
by "pOpyright' such is the case with
DR.. Sherman's PBiCKLEY ASH BITTERs
and they have proved to be blessing to
mankind. 50 :
Sharp County record., 1882-09-07

1t is a singular fact that, although fot
ages the Buckeye has been thought to
possess virtues for curing Files, ne prepal
ton has actually made from it until DR.,
Tabler made his invaluable Ointment
from the fruit itself. Ask for Tabler's
Buckeye Pile Ointment, if you are suf-
ferer of that disease. 1t is certainly a
permanent cure for Hemorrhoids or Piles
Price so cts For sale by Williams &
Metcalf, Evening Shade, Ark, 2
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25

awsil tsga lii iillA ifHs ys''s
n Aslfi.l lasei ~ lhl Aissssla
Hlsasss fsits lol ssistasi
ssissaa iapf mt saf va ffHts
ha a. le NJ 1859 - stlmo
sis@a hisii sepA talf ass8flig plllms
la lgg iom fgegllsa laf maqfab
shuspih ifituhhi elsa ia# ;
pefm iblam piHtsptl fgiaafses'
~ gmig y aYh hm flFHsa -
glsas N usaisisk FFm y if
II ohslet s4mW ssflisal sl3t n
v posiaans aaiesA = FatAs
thlfs#a ssmiel w. bftsAd Ne
mel b n th8h ateaa la - pa
ffsf o. smsl lsgs8s ~ atsleaisees
ahmf ltsstssfm shisssisis riak :
aian . ilpd ~ w itlu.m sssfii
gs#bt lmsatelAHs slaa af'ke
usafsiha = - Hap tHns is,i''
ftsfa fitt fh@ Nmieis a@s
a. kfsfas
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25
DROBNOSTI.

sPFsfrknntisksi-.-v v 'fDh LIs.eth7
steme ''rokvk zapadn naatoupll
ksssaem Iedsnacsf rob s,aii svtho.
IIyl od pofk,ku otroism nsjen die jme.
ns. n5bri ' skusetnosiI. Je livJin OBJ
rassm roxyojs a mohu,asni velktho "a.
padu smerickfho, jehot jmenem " po.
Mil Nejvt,st yrnIk vxal n nynsja'
ho vydevssele redaktora p, ]. Rosi'
ckeho. pfcjemr, aby mssie kvs,en. v
ntrnf pFekrusIl poslednf ssupeh s,ah
svthe. byl xnamsnim dalsiho jeho
srkysiu rorsIisni obsahu kruhu
odbsrSielsiya. ydssni jsoucs "A
pfani. ntnl piesysddeni jsme 10
upiimnf. pro,estujemc slavns proti W.
m5sllvosli sayeeskf, ktera Pokroku
tini otrsks.
q Posleins osn&menymi sbirky na
utiliE,e ~ Cedar Rapids, Allcghany
City Pa. Montgomery. MINI. zrostla
tfsika upsana ma t0.25495.
q Komeia. ktert pred m6sfccm SO
pravilo BE- Jest iednou nejjasnejsich
komet TITO DOLBY, nenf tax jasna jak
hv6zdopravci piedpoyfdali Jest jil k
pozorovani prostJm okem u vcter ma
sevcrni strand oblohy, ale jen jasne
JEFF jadro. ohon pounc dalekohlcdem
lie dostfici
~ yirginie oznamujc SO, he strana
Mahonls,d tam splynula republikdny
doufa yc vi,sKstvi ma zGklad6 syt
6innosli ldkonod6ratyi. Nejen ze
pfiprayila costu k uroynGni dluhu stat.
niho, ale itE trusila trest bitim. posta'
rala sc o skoly a navrhla zruscni dane
q hlayy.
2 za doyok ylny po drize zc San
Francisco DO Bustonu. totiR Why ca
llfornii s,fthdnt, pla,i Sc paeifickym
drdhdm gic "a libm 'fy same drahy
eilaji ysak "a doprayu ylny australska
2 Australia at do Bostonu. pouse
Gently IN libru. Je to spraycdlivef
z Pan ]. X sehuesller. nejsirsich
kruzich tcsko americkJch znamy diva
delni fiditel lpfitomne ' sini G. A
sokola chicag,l s,itluje nam. gc ph
su tyden hodlA ptiieti navittyou do
gebnsky ldrd sc tu ntkoIik ,ydnd
Getni jcho piGtsld lde ' Saline Co
doilsta yclmi rAdi xpravu ta,o doslech
nou.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25
stay eSenl.

sehrmska. Hss F4a l'lssle
W paseh sms ~ n.a4 tsil dppisssAel
hsam ilau4 = pgssls Wo sss fss6
ea bsfl gsF taia sssails pfpss
aaiaA n th'9i atB sfaws ltaes
paagE ssns msH faiA mfh -
~ agaH " ~ : eaim psia
fsal r.
faAH usme paFia slma . -
dassek b~sslflii jsns asall hssinl ara
aik Issssles Il aali tessi Ataa svAaa
Aaaslhs issl lpssaa tas D. "a ~ s'sa
bspts aspssmaA ~ w bssl vtgsi ~
tsaai,a sss Tsl lHusA y fds pssss
sgtslf EWtsne A.e mysiim ~ dasiai
mrastA n nnea.s a.Asstll w
Athf assai ssoli - dslssr VI
tssas I'aenks iafaa aakaeA lako DO
asl alsdy amlo fsseua sliasi meta.
zlta 81 stali vitsens Eofsa ehasl
rsdsw mokFam felat ehIsslsd tssy u
bskai srrhssa NfkWrS rslgalay. hIsv
~ fasale. usspaly mrassm vtsra >
noel. A. o. VI.
Hsttsr O.. gsho kvtsas Dfobaf
ol,iu Il .toji aoasi dohls. sie kmkuiki
po4asi valns sssIouli. peGad jsn prsi .
pli tom s.adeno. col kakuIIea nemlla'
Ie, Rita saifnsii metal. Dnes padal
saih ale hnsd phi dopadau.l lAl.
seAssiy 90. kystas. 50 Tenso sSslea
jane dos,aii hojaoss dsifh, pfssio sko-
70 ksgdy druhy den. saak al dosud d
nebylo m skodu. kukuiire jsou vi
nasarsny 10 i aIespoh dvakrk.s .elik
saxeno co bylo miuulf rok. Chladnf
potaa pfisp1lo moe xakoirnSni pse.
nice, ,ak ie pEeni6ni vyhiidky jsoa do.
brs.
Co.fay 90. Oseni jc mnohoslibn6. co
~ drobntho obiii tSSe. Castf dcan do.
hFe tiinkuji. Ma knkufici vaak mno
ho slahy velkG chladna; bidn1 schA
| ii. nsktsrt jsou ili .ydny rssaxeny /
piece dosud nejsou settle. Minuly pa
tex jane dostali pofadny lIjak piilii
studen}. l.. K z
| z MInnesoty Dakety dochazi nyn
pfizniveja xpravy selbe Byla dffy'
ndrfena pontkud desti. vsak posled
nich tydnech bylo potasi pfiznive 1
oseni vpraveno do phdy dobfe pfipra
ven6. tax ze ma dobry potatek. V Da
kot6 seto tfetinu vice pseniec ned '
lonI, jiSni Minnesota sazeno mnohem
vice kukufice nek obyeejne.
Hrds postIhnul noci ma nedeli 4
pondeh skoro cely zapad, Dako,u
Minnesota. Iowu. Nebraska n Kansas,
misty ia illinois Sebyl tax velky
ably snad znieil oseui. ale zcleniny q
kukufioi misty. zvlaStk phi niilnach
poskodil trochu.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25

d fdbAsl plsisu ispalilstaf tisii
- s,a - y ~ NiNfh ffaa y Neil
4 ssgfh amlsalsh itiHh sss ~ ais
ashsi- nlslsaAsm lsifh ssFlllam
m~N asafeaf ma ta6as sAA1as
1dsmtha paeasu
issAsaitl pemsi 4 tlsast liapt's
Meb nsshaa VI asA bsHi NaWhsii
RtaFaa shassfHl as A. Nfsps8 tft
asa sba ssbgl Vs. asska4taa stisil
~ u psAssga mlflsi mgisa tW ~
aa aasah mlss Fblass kalgesls
gsass ssiHlss psa psafsai -
ni'krl ) lslffsia fltnflsk ~ ti#1
sRktwlf tflsmssaf saaal smaieFsl
Hllasas = l4l aa bsrslsa mWt a8tf
fsm fta IT. dnt . asohfli mlaelas
aasssa iim a fsS8ls pllahaata "A
hfatis tNs0
FlsA@ssg Afsl, thfsiat iafmf
fAmhs mai1a ps# fsi pstiss pf
hAa : Fast falliaa Uaia - ~
ssm asm a. ~ kfll fsssislsal :
sslshss jaa pakl hlsf lsfatAaa
stssAl sfshsm. v rasmIlls w.,
fssWitl slssa atls&k islessha ht@h.s
i,asasm kaalHsf tmpa hsshh ~
wsbyba9 el@elAt ss4iaii aesoiis
aksgsb MwiaA "a y taall F,lsa
/ - sAYasA etspa Wkstu ; hfa,tp.
- bs.sl Aasa
HsfssDtitewN. Ifss Wis4Fair =
Miaalf sflta ftsl8ssl psali s.isf IA
{ pslsAh ri sgsAsfa sst siAaiIs esasl
/ Hlsa tY ri eslaa'ela sgs,lsF aaati ~
,ano 6lslatAan Alsslia ~ - vlat
te lssiaaH dsvtamtel le'lassslr
y VI dalsls D pssigviesh lsslhassla
tpi saWi spsassil sps,tsfsass -
tsIssY saf fphsailip pgsktAgsal n
dls mElsstfl efsktssl0 s, = bash
usHsaa rlaua
' rsamsyi,aall biEil - sal paasss
famesuauso ku aseei seIlapai . asI
ol,lllsesalai ksaaaiAla, isi kaavsne'
amerungssa4 vyltsla. r Marshall
s4lmEll aomlnsei ~ flsaA kengf Sfsri
olt,fssl - sisti osiigpeseh oSrsa
valo ss. te sistd ten psiIme HsFshaill
na svoa ilkssn l. Aafahall n0mlnae
asssmisne IIauu nissfpensh nal,5s
sKly kai.iim dasm
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25
"BOSTON STORE" :"

Prive obdrleli jsme 10 beden nalich
obdivuhodnych ienskJeh kloooukh po
25c, Tyto klobouky prodaynji se u
ysech modistek po j0c
Klobouky pro deveala kkolni po 2jc
doji zaJ0
Rlobouky pro di,ky skolni po 25c
stoji ~ 30.
Klobouky pro hochy vsoch velkosti
od &c. do 100.
T1 6plnd zasoba Ienskyct krasnych
vyldobeuych kloboukd oil sl25 do
$500
"BOsTos SroRE"
Gl4-6l6 DEsATk VI. V OMAHA, NEB,
Pan Sue ochotnt poslouh vsem kra
janhm a krajankam
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25
zpRAyY &c. $. p. s.

Finantnl Ipfava tajemnika vel
kof.du stGlu New York c, 3. +, :. "a
fok 1881. yscch ddd pa,ficich X
JednoE & ) T.. ) vsi&,n New Ysrku
Jest 5ss. Is1hrm r 1851 vyplaccno
bylo poshs,aiym po resnul5ch bra.
tfich sAstka 5000 Bratrhm vypla
ecuo bylo 70 dive EeshulS msnaelky
sGs,ka ti0icO q iAdy nswyosks
raslAno bylo "a as sesnulfeh bralrh
wilma New York ssl2a7O. - "a H.
dy nesyorsk6 raslAso hylo n 20 ne
snulJch manhslck yyjma New Ycrkn
t75725, -- Poplases na N II. Rad ~
T. 1881 siist5 - Jmeasm veIkofadu
ssGtu New York tosef woceL
ssiemnik '. T.
= Ze Stvrtlssnt Ipravy y u RAds
ra po.lednf s,vrtleu min rosu .ysvitA
D. koncem roku bylo "a tkda vice iss
ssc slsny. ysivsei Po'e' Gent me
! 10 Rovnos, chicAgo ,otis is-, ssi
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25

yeysech tfidach ualezame zrlstajic
ajem pro Ora. Augusta K0niga ham
burskG kapky. Pan Gcbhart Fitz
ueitcl Macedon, o. pise, ae Dra,
Augusta K0niga hamburske kapky nj
kdy dome jeho ncschdzi, jelikok mt
dobre sluiby prokazaly.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25
'TIlr yEI.HAN
NATIONAL BANK,
y OMAHA. sgg.

hsaa @asa ssa afas gsaasA talasas ss@
ss#ta Fasisa sHist sgi@sAfm asgsste@
Assesss - -. - sFtsasf As@Asss
-
! tVttw@fs pssshlsss u Nsesss. f@sas
sssa ~ gfwafaash ssis sFsa as~tAlss
X fBt fAtf#. ssstsgses "a & " AZ
4fsay. As@Eaas
Wv w8AsK. a " Hssss ssiAs-
sH# hsss8 aaMeHgsAsNH
$50 = 6sHt8N@ - IL ~ 80 salitma.
xsis aassse hass seA sfsksAms
gAaKs " wuaIeUKfu. eessafs 4 "A
ssspss
LEwtss = REEt', - HYgaa Seed q t@s snssaxis
NskA esssekavfsa
HEwny a fAfgs kasis. sfsse kssss FTvmi
81 NAssssaiAs Hseks si9ssass stssesss
s#ska hfi III issss tatsasss l~*A
fsasg plaai se "a sslsaf aseisss - afts'f
sa4
ss,sshr sssepsss ss sapail . psedAvsii ~
esIrfssssasIista pa.iassss,
sss tae fah Ynnaam asl ssses Difp
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-05-25

Nrornt afednik. hinuly fok p'isl0
"a sso. u diiy poklsdnika stitniho
' Arkansas. Chafrhllia, hejsou vpo
ikdku Wax to vrorn6mu panu po
tlsinfku nsssdilo. aby byl kandidk
icn pro dad vni. guvernda Cio.
'ik s,raniesvim neraslepcnJ mtl by Il
myslit ts - tfch okainosii nensl ~
~ rvolcn Als cod 10 ssii raslepc
uym volitam. Churrhill jest demokrst
pFisel seio femokrziieksho lisikdT 9
demokrais ohuta pro nsho hla-oysli
,ak le hyl s.olsn ohyeejnou VssEinou
Zksonodlrstri stkiu rvolilo mluulou
Eimu somIsl. kpra nsls DEFY prohleIal
IA shiedsla. D. rs oelJ CAS- joho dia
dosEni dSsy neaioii . xpronevsi~n
pho abasai ien siis.sss. Co Ea.lsui
voliSssvo. k,srt vtdoms riodsls IL dI.
du VOLT Aby hyio osrldknol
Ne c~fS 4 ssnsvs. = rf~i nskolIki
iJany psinesli isms aptGvu. te Tets
sssssn hyi sc=At I'D. rrsn, no-lg
lemai Al~is - a vlsa psdssGai smf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-11-15
VARIED OPINIONS.


.isde from the number of Hartford people
who returned from Europe there are, ac-
eorlin9 e the announcements of our city
pap iaafg Hartfordites across the water
at I s't time. These are heard FROM
oeea SLY. and it is rather amusing and
Inte:eetlng 10 hear their varying opinions
regarding the ocean passage. Some pro
nounee it to be tedious beyond expression
and others say it was delightful som5
longed to see the land, and thought il was
dismal and forlorn after they did see it,
Others said they could have remained a
month longer on the ship, and thought Eng
land charming country at the first glimpse.
A few missed the weather reports, iced
water, peanuts, and bananas, and pitied the
poor foreigners who live without so many
Yankee conyeniences and luxuries. Another
set was carried into the seventh heaven over
the cathedrals and castles, and shifted al
their country for the lack of such pictnr.
esque objects. In fact, each one sees
Europe through different colored spectacles:
hence the many contradictory reports.-
Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-11-15
NATIONAL THANKSGIVING.
Proclamation by the PrssIdes.


In conformity with custom, the an-
nual observance of which is justly held in
honor by this people, /. Chester A. Ar
thur, President of the United States, do
hereby set apart Thursday, the Goth day
of November next, as a day of public
thanksgiving.
The blessings demanding our gratitude
are numerous and varied. For the peace
and amity which subsist between this Re-
public and all the nations of the world !;
for the freedom from internal discord and
violence for the increasing friendship be-
tween the different sections of the land !;
for liberty, justice, and constitutional gov
ernment for the devotion of the people
to our free institutions, and their cheerful
obedience to mild laws; for the constant
ly increasing strength of the Republic
while extending its privileges TO fellow
men who come to us for the improved
means of internal communication, and
the increased facilities of intercourse with
other nations for the general prevailing
health of the year for the prosperity of
all our industries, the liberal return for
the mechanics toll afi'ording market for
abundant harvests of the husbandman
for the national faith and credit; for wise
and generous provision to effect the intel
lectual and moral education of our youth
for the influence upon the conscience of a
restraining and Transforming religion, and
for the Joys of home fer these and for
many blessings, we should give thanks.
Wherefore. do recommend that the
day above designated be observed through
out the country as day of national
thanksgiven and prayer, aud that the peo-
pie ceasing from their several forms of
worship, draw near to the throne of Al
mighty God, offering to Him praise and
gratitude for the manifold goodness which
He has vouched to us, and praying that
His blessings and His mercies may con-
tinue.
Aud do further recommend that the
day thus appointed be made special &C.
casion for the deeds Of kindness and chari-
" to the suffering and needy, so that all
who dwell within the land may rejoice
and be glad in this season Of national
thanksgiving.
CHESTER A. ARTHUR.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 60, 1889.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-11-15

LOVE AT SEAsHoRE. -" Oh, Harold" said
she, as she chung closer TO his arm, how
very quiet aud restful the sea seems to be
this evening" "Just as / would Ike q
wife to be-" was the response. ''And
would you, as husband. be the quiet, rest
full complement of such wife" He
thought he could, and the launch into the
sea of matrimonial difficulties was thus
quietly made There's sure to be a gale,
however. Ne,c Haoen Register
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There was whole temperance sermon
in tho reply of the old farmer to Dan
Voorhees, powerful speech against pro-
hibition in Ohio. ssWhat viii YOU do
with your corn II this prohibitions senti-
ment prevails |? = Numbered this Denao-
cratic Demosthenes, and the old granger,
brushing the hay seed from bis hair, made
answer, g Wen raise more pork and less
h--l's
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pEAF AND DUMB, Pro TEN.


Quietly entering barber shop, the stran-
ger removed his hat and coat, and, taking a
card from his pocket, wrote on il
81 want TO be shaved
A barber stepped forward, read the card,
and pointing TO a chair, said to his brother
artists @Was b Ha8
"Deaf as brass kettle and dumb as an
oyster
The man Strengthened himself out in the
chair, when his manipulation began latherins
his face. Iaaf cd
This deaf cuss has cheek like a stone
wall" he said when a general laugh fol-
lowed
Stick pin in him, and see if he is Gu
tireiy dumb" said another
The victim remaining undistnrbed, the
following shots were fired at him by the de-
lighted tonsorial artists
Hc needs a slla,npoe, his head Is dirtier
thar a cess-pool."
Shave him with stool leg. don't spoil
your razor on that stubble.n
"Gracious, what bresth. Il kmells like
Dutch band of music"
''He ought to rent that nose for locomo-
tive headlight" &c.
While all these complimentary illusions
were flying about him, the operation of shay
ing was finished, and the man arose, put on
his coat, and then turning to the astonished
barber, said:
How much for the shave and compE-
ments2"
GILL;" gasped the astonished man,
"Oh, nothing nothing, caIlagain, excuse I"
and, as the stranger left the shop, the dis
comfted BARRIERS swore they would never
believe In deaf and dumb man again until
they had first fired a en-pound cannon
about his cars - Whitehall Times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1882-11-15

A Brave YOUNG WoMAN.--A correspond
ent of the Boston HeroM, writing from
Boothbay Harbor Island, Me-, relates the
following incident concerning Matinicus
Lights During the terrible storm, men,
orable as that which carried away Minots
Ledge Light, the Matinicus keeper and his
wife were away, and were unable to return
aud for sixteen days and nights his daughter,
\ girl of sixteen, was there alone in the
terrific storm, taking sole care of the lights
while the huge waves swept over the island
Her allowance Of food was limited to a cup
of meal each day and several hens, which
she had rescued from the hen house just
before huge breaker had swept 1t into the
sta For her faithful courage she was
appointed assistant keeper, and remained
with her father for years, till promoted to a
light of higher order. She is now the
wife of the keeper of White Light, and is
appointed first assistant and her son second
White Lighr is always salnted by the Mount
Desert steamers, and the lady sometimes
stands in the doorway waving her domestic
apron
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Mothers should KNOW II,

Fretful babies cannot help disturbing
everybody, and mothers should know how
soothing Parker's Ginger Tonic is. It
stops babies pains, makes them healthy,
relieves their own anxiety and is safe to
use.-.JoauHaI.
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CARRI ES
AND
HI A R N ne SS.

The subscriber has for sale CHEAP
One Too Seated CaiTidge
8 Jump Seat, 1913 6ffX 10
1sco Piano Boz Buggfss.
One Phdetoa.
One Platform Spring Store Wagoa,
Pole and Shaft.
One Trotting Wagon.
One Push Cart.
5 One Jaeger Wagon. As@4A
One Salky.
Three Sets Of Single Nickel harness.
Parties wishing to purchase can see the the above
by calling on
CHARLES W. IODINE
Na al the Empire Spoke Works
Lambertyille, y. ].
July i2-3t
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TO ADVERTISERS.

1t ocues among the class of people that wanted as custom
and the reasonable which be learned upon app
cation at the Office, either personally BY letter .
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Dont forget the NEW STORE al die OLD STAND, in
p. b. MACIxEY.
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PEN NSYLNANIA RAILROAD
BELyIDERE DiTIION.


On and after Oct ID, 1857
Trains Ior Ner York and Ihiiadefphia
Leave Manunka Chunk SO G15 a m, 1870 and
5ti pm, s.
leave Ilolydcre $40 and COS M 1888 and 800
y m,
Leave Phillipshug sAoan 7.2oa m, ZOO and oA5
pm.
Leave Erenehtown ca and 752 q m, i.4OandGe %
y M.
leave Remington lai am 1850 and 5.i5 p H.
Arrive Lambertvilie $40 II, Lao and SAT m.
and 100 D NJ
Arrive Trenton 7.5' and s4Sa H. 2a5, sa5 and
100 pm.
Arrive Philadelphia tKensingtonj Dos and 1854
a m, l0S aud S.0s p in.
Arrive philadelphia Broad Street SUTTON 900
and 100 N, 800, lJand S.45pm
Arrive New York, via Trenton, "a. 70 IN. ) %
S.45, and 10 % pm.
Trains from Philadelphia and Netc York
Leave New York, via Trenton, $50 iio5 nj =,
1905, $50 and 400 p nj.
Leave Philadelphia tKensington) 40 m, 1901
Leave Philadelphia CBroad Street Siatlon) 132
m, 1901, 900, $50 and Goo M.
Leave Trenton $50 a m. Lilo, 3.52, 5I35 and 705
p m,
Arrive Lamberyille e,2a M 100 4.27, 500 and
7.4apm, M M
Leave Lambertvinc for bennington o.esam, 2i2
and 6Ui IN.
Arrive bennington las a. IN SEQ and 6.40pm
Leave Frenehtown 953 m, 2.23, 6.29 and $40
pm.
Leave rhillipsburg 1925 m, 500, 100 aud 900
pm.
Arrive Belvidere IL .0i am, BPS IS and 945 M.
Arrive Manunka Chunk II 10 M, 3.35, 7.35 and
9.65 pm.
Connection is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Lackawanna 4 Western Railroad Lee
high Junction with Lehigh Valley. Lehiqh & Sus-
quehanna, Morris x Essex. and New Jersey Central
Railroads. at lambertyilewith Pennington Rail-
road AT Trenton with trains 10 aud from New
York, Camden, &c. ~
For further information see timetables which
can he obtained 40 The ticket offices.
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General Manager General PASSENGER AGENT
+. w. JACKSON, 81 ~
Gen1 suptsu, n. II. of N. Z. Div
At j. A. ANDERSON, sppt. Belyidere Div.