Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-10-01
RREXITIES-


 A Michigan girl has removed her nineteen warts with tomato juice.
 The cultured no longer call it hash. Mosaic nutriment Is the correct form.
 The disease affecting the Prince Ot Wales b not poor mans disease. It's the gout.
 The Boston dry goods firm winch sent some of it's clerk t1 Europe this year Is said to employ 3,G00 people.
 A coaple were married in POtt>vllls, Pa, lately, early enough (" take the 5:i5 n. n. t-ain for Philadelphia.
 The best reason vet advanced 1T having Monday washing day, the next day after Sunday, IS because cleanliness is mex. to g1dhness.-LOwell Citizen.
 The President of the Bergh Society of Massachusetts tells some Boston men, who are getting up fox hunt that ho will prosecute every one who takes part in 1t.
 A bouncing fivs-year old boy in Noble couoty, Ohio, Levi Hsms by name, Is feet 6 inches in height and & inches around the chest, and weighs l2l pounds. He is still growing.
 The dangerous feat of sliding down the Mount Washington Railroad on board has been performed by Miss F. F. Coleman, who made the three miles in thirteen minutes.
 The late Hon. Otis Sorcross of Bos- ton, whose estate Is valued at Sl ,OO0,OOO, bequeathed 5000 to the Boston Museum of Fine Arts and 26,5OO to re- ligiOus and charitable organizations.
 At Norwich, Miss Maria Baker was married to Mr. Butcher. The bride was given away by her uncle. NIT. Brewer, and the clergyman who mar ried them was Mir. Painter.-Quiz.
 The Yorkshire, Eng and, races were won by Peppermint With green ap- ples, watermelOns and peaches so plenty, we knew that Peppermint would come to the front-MarathOn Indepen- dent.
 A gentleman who took to medicine late in life said to friend: ~You know the old proverb, At forty a man must be a fool or q physician%" "Hes," was the reply; "but, Doctor, don't you think he can be both"
 Design. have been sent ID for a statue of Abraham Lincoln, 10 be erected in Lincoln Park, Chicago. The money for the erection of this statue, s300O0. was gwen by the late Eli Bates of that city.
 The eldest of the three Morewood brothers who attacked their older brother, and whose sister eloped last Christmas with Lord Shrewsbury, to whom she is now married, died lately in this country.
 An embassy from the Queen of Mada- gascar has arrived III England. This movement on the part of the Madagascar authorities IS attributable to the action of the French on the west coast Of the island, where the latter have hauled down the Queens flag at two stations.
 A pagan--A r-rtain clerk in western village recent. made the following com ment on POca- ,ntas. Sad he: "POca- hontas WIS kind-hesrted man." Hold onr cried his companion, "PocahOntas was a woman" ''She was, eh:' sand he. Well, that's just my luck. How am l expected to know? l never read the Bible"
 
 Cincinnati Enquirer the most beautiful girl in Newport this season was a BOs- ton hair dresser. Her father was q Oricklayer, her mother washerwOman. and she herself left school at the age of thirteen to earn her living. Her manners are refined and she dresses with exqui- site taste.
 "A young, swaggering, highly dressed, drinking, bOastlng, sassy, lmpudent, swindling, lying, daredevil, insinuating, pAlavering, swearing, cheeky, mean, loud-appearIng, hypocriticHl, defiant sneak, hailing from Boston" IS a New Hampshire pay CTS comprehensive char acterizatlon of a man who tried to run away from n Granite State summer re- sort without settling his bill.
 A minister was :ravellIg along 8 country road in Scotland one day in winter, riding rather a long lean horse, and he himself dressed in ratber an odd looking cap and large camlet cloak, when a gentleman came along rid ing a fine horse which scared" at the preacher and his horse. "Well, sir." said the gentleman, 'ye wud scare the yara deil, sir" That's my business, sir" said the preacher.
 It's related that Secretary Evarts was once one of R party who were visiting the Natural Bridge in Virginia. As Is usual, after tarrying at the top they descended and viewed the wonder from below. While there the story was told that George Washington had once stood there and thrown a silver dollar com pletely over the bridge. Some of the party pooh-pOOhed this assertion, but Ar. Evarts gravely rebuked them, say ing: "YOu forget how much farther a dollar went In those days. -BCstOn Commercial Bulletin.
 Just how heavy weight the railroads of the United States might throw iDto a political balance may be apprOIimated by considering that there are m the em- ploy Of railroad corporations l,6OO,OOO men who, with few exceptions, are citi- gems in the prime of life. The! constl- tute nearly one sixth ot the voting population of the Republic. The power to wi0ld any considerable DOT tion of SO mighty free would render its possessor well nigh independent of laws and of men who are supposed to make them.
 A settlement is said to have been or ganized in FarmersviIle, Cattaraugus county. N. r., by a number of men, only one of whom was married Among the local laws adopted was the following: "If any single woman, who is over fOur- teen years of age, shall come to reside in our village, and DO one of this con tederGncy shall offer her his company within a fortnight thereafter, then, in such case. our Board shall be called together, and some one shall be ap- pol lnted to make her a visit, whose duty 1t shall be to perform the same. or incur the misrepresentation of the company and pay a fine sufficiently large to buy the lady thus neglected T new