The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24

by the throat .esheI people hy the pockrts
 There N bad news for the g,rl. An eastern journal announce the death oi MT. kissam.
 Russian lovers have to make love through ,he,t gir's sister. heIhapa this is what sues up the Nihilis,s.
 Within sls ycars happy English mar ned pair have been blessed with uipIets twice. double,s twice and slngle.s twice
 The duty ou iinsced oil Is thirty cents. The painter appears te he aar ei the workingmen that protection doesnt pro teet,
 Weaver, the grecnbaek orator. has be- have lnng predicted that he would some day arrive al eminenee.
 The sultan of Turkey has ordered a buiict-proof carriage This is the s,ss, ln,ima,ion that the sultan is about to make an American tour
 "I,ay ,ha, ten dollars to-day Why. my dear SIT, do you expect man ,o take his Christmas money to pay d~btsl No, SIT no, ,ir still have ~asm heart In my bosom, sir "
 secretary Chandler says ,hese are lo.- GOO pure hasablc votes in the state of New Hampshire. The New Hampshire legis. la,urc will presently be making an appro- priasion for statue ef Liberty.
 An able writer says; '.in choosing a wife. be governed by her chin" A man, in choosing | wife, may no, be governed by her chin, but he is pretty certain to be governed by II to considerable eaten, after he has chosen.
 "A womaas tongue .s her swofd. and she does not lei t rust" said the proveTb. "A woman's tongue ,s her sword. and she does not ie, il rest" set is up tire type setter. Thee are some type-settcss who have been masr,cd so long tha, they don, care how ineIegantly domestic pfoverb may be shaped.
 The United States senate ought to be paid in trade dollars until it consents to the withdrawal of that troublesome coin A coin thai one man takcs at disoouns that he may pass a upon another man ai par. IS abou, as disgfacefui to the Amer iean eagle as anything tha, has ever been pu, upon tha, enisrprising fowl. David Poole, the noted outlaw captain of Quantrcil's band during the war, vie. tied Frank James st his cell in tke lnde. pcndsnes jail laa night and spent the evening in social chat Capt. Poole n now a residen, of Texas, and Is said to bs worth million of doliars. in appear anoe he IS quite commanding. has brig fiery eyes, and now weass beard reach ing to his ~aiss.--kassas Ciy Tmes. Somebody writes to the i.G<t<sf<sf instead of to the United States senate "A few days since one oi the ladiss of my family offered trade dollar at the tickes office of the Hudson Kives railroad, in the Grand Central depot, in payment ol ticks4. She vas informed that the com. pany did not receive trade dollar. She then applied st the news stand. in th4 same building, fDr change, but vas these refssed. A gsntismaa pssssat, hearing her ssy that aIl the rnoosy che had wish her vas in trade doiiass, kindiy gave her the change fsv oas of fhem. Tkis iady has lived in . (ossign coanssy all hss lifs, until fsw wesks siscs, aad vesy iano- censiy ssppesed thsa con beasing tis impress of the Uniaed Seaaes eovssnsnsns. wish the vosds, in God ve tsusa, rspse- seafing itsslf to be wosth o0e dollar, VA actually wossh ooe dol1as. b she Unised Staaes yovsgpmept . Gss6, thsa | allows the trsds dollar to ssmaia in c3rcuiseion, os an labosing usdss daansioa