Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-04
PLEASA-NTRLES.
AsAaE hen-One who avoids the hawk.
WHEN pretty Irish girl is stolen
away they suspect some boycotter.

WHEN a pretty Irish girl is stolen
away they suspect some boycotter.
The man who works without recon-
pense gets no hire in his profession.
IF it takes 10 mills to make a cent,
where are the profits on barrel Of flour?
CoLUMBUs made the egg stand, but
Italians of less renown have made the
peanut stand.
SIZE told him that she could read his
mind like an open book, and then softly
added "Blank book"
SWEET Evelina from the suffocating
embrace of her lover cried out: "Give
NE liberty or give me breath"
PLUMP girls are said to be going out
OF fashion. If this is true, the plumper
the girl the Simmer her chances.
AFAsH1oN writer says: "Short skirts
are de rigueur for dancing" By this
girl will know how to rigueurself for
ball.
PATRICK dressing for party -"Be-
dad now, and I sha'n't be able to git on
these boots till I've worn thin tonne
or two"
CHATS what beats me-" as the boy
said when he saw his father take the
skate strap down from its accustomed
NAIL"
IT may be right occasionally to take
a bull by the horns, BUTT is. always well
to keep IN mind that the horns belong to
the bull.
The editor of the Sauquoit On. Y.)
Register suggests that persons sending
in big eggs will please accompany them
by several ordinary-sized ones, not for
publication, bat as a guarantee Of good
faith.
"I DO love fool !" said Ophicleide,
with soornful glance at his neighbor.
"You conceited egotist |" replied Fog
horn with scathing calmness. and the
fight was over before the police could
get there.
ST TELL YOU exclaimed the theater
manager, "that Miss Rusakin had a
splendid reception. The house was fair
ly ablaze with enthusiasm" eyes,"
said Fogg, dryly, Gas the house was all
paper it was easily set ablaze."
HER loving salutation-"I thought,
Miss S., that you hated that firty mink.
Yet you went up and kissed her," Miss
SCI do hate her, and that is why did
it. Look at the big freckles on her cheek
where I kissed the powder off,"
81 DON'T mind the pi-anner much, Z"
said fond but perplexed mother, re-
Gently, "but when Marier gets to sally
in around in front of the lookin'- glass
and disputin' in French with her own
shadder, it makes me right nervous"
A PERSON described by Kansas pa
per as a bald-headed Judge rubbed
his pate daily with a fresh raw onion,
and in two months his hair grew out.
It probably came out to ascertain why
its proprietor always had the wholoroom
to himself.
A boy who had always refused to eat
oatmeal, in spite Of his mothers urgings
that it was Strengthening diet, sudden
~ surprised her one morning by eating
liberal plateful and calling 1or more.
Upon his mother asking for an explana-
ton he replied "I am bound to eat
oatmeal till I am strong enough to whis
Johnny Scott"
BAD COUPLING.
She married railroad man,
locomotive spark;
He told her of his little plan
At the gate, out in the dark.
But long ere year had gone,
The fire it died alacki
Their coupling apart was drawn
And he switched her off his track;
AN old topper offered his 10-year-old
boy new nickel if he would fetch him
dark bottle that stood in the corner of
the pantry shelf, without his mothers
discovering it. The lad secured the
prize and was making off with il when
his mother suddenly yelled: "What
have YOU got in that bottle, Johnny p
"I don't know" answered the innocent
boy; "it's labeled tomato sauce, but it
smells just like dads breath"
"BRUMBIES."
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