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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

Still another lot of those beautiful white shirts
lust received at NJ. +. Fechtig IL Cos, Hagers-
town.
Dols! dolls! dolls! five hundred dolls in all
STYLES Also the patent heads OF all kinds, just
received at NJ. F. Fechtig IL Cos, Hagerstown.
New tesi new ties. for ladies, gentlemen and
children in all the latest New York styles for
the holiday trade, just received 1T NJ. +. Fech-
tig 81 Co.'S Pagerstown.
See the handsome display of goods for the
holiday trade at NJ. F. Fechtig Il Cos, Hagers-
town.
One hundred dozen silk handkcrchiefs, just re-
ceived for the hol iday trade, at NJ. +. Fechtig
Il Cos, HagcrstowD.
goop skirts, Table mems, Zephyr Shawls
Rulings, Collars and Cuffs. Ladies aud Gents
Neck-wear. Silk ard Linen Handkerchief, Cor
sets. &C., cheap at NJ. f. FECHTlG COS,
Hagerstowr, Nd. Kid Gloves 10 . buttons at
gieatly reduced prices,-every pair warranted.
alexander Kid Gloves, = buttons, only 50 cents.
AT YINGLING's THIS W EEK-we will open for
safe, Cases of Prints = 600 yds. fast colors at 3
cts.
Cases Of Prints IS, Geo yds. fast colors at cts.
1000 yds. A Bleacte1 Muslin at s ard lOc.
$500 yds. A Unbleached do. at 3 and l0c.
1000 yds. Bingham ST 6hl, s and lOc.
so pairs Blankets at S2.5O per pair up.
l,OOc ydS. Men and Boys CassimeTes At 2oc 10
81 20.
80 Cloaks and Dolmans at SIS so TO $500.
Large lot Corseis at %, so, 75c. and SLIGO.
Handkerchefs, Hosiery, Gloves and Fancy
Neck Wear in large quantities, very cheap
Large lots of Silk, Velvet, Satin and Beaded
Trimmings.
silks, Yelvets, satns, Plushes in all The new
shades.
Black Silks, Black aud Colored Cashmeres,
very cheap in large assortments.
Blankets, Coverlids, Comforts, Carpets and Oil
Cloths In The best quality, at lowest possible
piice".
The public will be bent ted by examining this
large attractive stock before making their pur-
chases elsewhere Respectfully, A. YINGLlNG,
Hagers;own, Nc.
esy" We are selling the best Ladies 30 cent
v,sI in the comfy for the none, and all other
Underwear for Ladies, Gents and children nj
equally low prizes. Respectfully, A liNGLiNG,
Hagerstowr, Nd.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21
ELEGANT, ATTRACTIVE GOODS
FOR
Wedding and Holiday
PR E S E N T S.
w. L. JONES, JEWELER,

W. l.. JUNE JEW Ellen,
no. 81 QUEEN ST, MARTINSBURG,
J : now receiving large additions to his
stock of RICH NOVELTIES, the best
product of home and foreign markets, en-
bracing all that is recherche, novel and
desirable in goods especially adapted for
presents.
Ladies' and Gents Fine Gold and Sill
yer Watches, embracing those of the most
celebrated foreign ana home manufacture.
\ large stock of Clocks OF every style
and description.
The finest stock Of jewelry ever shown
In MartinSburg, embracing Diamond Sets,
Necklaces, Bracelets, Pins, Drops, fine
Gold Set Rings, heavy plain Gold Rings,
fine gold chains, gold and silver thimbles,
large line of gold pens and holders, and in
short, everything in the jcwelry line TO be
found in iirst-c!ass jewelry store.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21
SP Eel \ l. \ O L | & + 5
4 GARD.

Z 4
To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiScrctionS of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss o! manhood, &c., |
will send recipe that will cure YOU,
FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy
was discovered by missionary il South
America. Send Il Srli-addresSCd envelop"
To the REV. JoSEPH L. INMAN, Station ID,
New York City. Nov. l2-Om
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

Gov. Hagood, of South Carolina, has
approved the stock law recently passed by
the Legislature Of that State. lie states
that from reliable data it has been ascer-
aimed the annual cost of boundary fences
TO the agricultural industry of South Car
Dina exceeds s., zoe, 900 per annum, whilst
the State and county taxes levied for the
purposes for the last fiscal year, as shown
ny the comptroller's books, amounted to
over 81 ,30S ,3l6, thus establishing the fact
That the abolition of boundary fences
paySannually to the agricultural industry
twice as much money as is paid i'll taxes
bncd
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

CHEESE, Maccaroni, lIominy, Beans,
" Currants, Raisins, Prunes, Mince Meat
tor sale by G.. Il. LlCKLlDER.
- NRlED Corn, Canned Corn, Tomatoes ,
u Peaches, Dried Apples, Prime n. o.
Syrup, for sale by G. 4. LlCkLlDER.
SLElGH Baskets, Runners and Shafts,
- Skates and all kinds of Iron for SleigEs
for sale by c.. LICKLlDER.
AT EMS and Boys Gum Boots and Shoes,
M Ladies and Misses Gum Shoes, and
large stock Of Boots and Shoes for sale
cheap by CT. LICkLIDER.
| ANTERNS, Lamps and Queensware
Ii will be sold cheap by
G.. r. LICKLIDER.
JAM II
UST FROM GOTHAM-A splendid lot
y of new and genteel styles OF Soft and
Stiff Hats at the store Of
w. +. LEMEN.
Nov DC If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

LUTHERAN CHURCH.
REV. ID. Nj. MesER, PASTOR.
Shepherdstown ii a. NJ.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

Sleigh Baskets, Runners, Shafts, Remedies and
Standards Also Cutters ready Tor ironing, very
cteap at MCKEE BROTHERS, near the Market
House. Hagerstowr, Md.
Drill Tubes, Feed Rollers and Spring Gums at
MCKEE BROTHERS, llagerstowr.
Copper Kettles from ~ gallons down ut Nc
KEE BROTHERS, Hagcrstown.
BARB FENCE WIRE at MCKEE BROTH.
Frs, Hagerstown.
The Holly Saw, the best and cheapest Saw for
bracket ana scroll work, in the market, at Nc
Kee Brothers, near the Market House, Hagers-
town.
,9y- IT IS A FACT that the largest and most
complete stock OF Hardware, Cutlery, Tools,
Iron, Woodenware. Paints, Glass, Oils, Brushes,
Whips, Rope, and Farming Utensils, in Wash
inglon county, can be seen at Mckee Brothers,
near the Market House, Hagerstown, Md.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

$500 per year can be easily made ut
home working for L. G. RideouL u Co.,
10 Barclay Street, New York. Send for
their catalogue ana full particulars.
Nov. II ly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Rev. j. a. ARMSTRONG, PASTOR.
Prayer meeting, "Wednesday evening,
L. u.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

~ Look out for the Little man around the
corner" Hagerstown, who is sill On the top of
the ladder.
,.5y" Buyers who wait on VI. EINsTEIN, Ha-
geTstown, who is DOW in the East buying his
stock of Fall ard Winter Clothing, Of which he
will guarantee to give you more for your money
than any other firm in that city.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

ASBURY NJ. E. CHURCH, COLD.
REV. II. Il. EBERT, PASTOR.
Services tomorrow in Shepherdstown
atll A. Nj. and 71-2P Nj. Sacrament
1st Sunday in each month until further
notice.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21
PIANO FOR SALE.

4 NEW 5000 Piano and Cover, Stieff
Il manufacture, will be sold for 500 and
upon easy payments. Enquire of the
EDITOR.
Oct 30 If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

w The regular monthly meeting of the
"ES'ern Nail Association, at Pittsburg,
cav" 1u after full Interchange OF views, the
n aiI rate was advanced from 50 % to So 40
r., H. beg. The attendance was large, and
m W., reports on the state of the trade were
''''>' encouraging.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

AGENTS WANTED AT ONCE
to sell the Life aud Complete History OF
THE TRIAL OF GUITEAU.
A sketch of his erratic career and Full.
HISTORY of the strange SCIENCES ana
Startling Disclosures of his trial the most
costly and remarkable In the annals OF
crime. Well illustrated. VIII sell i'm
mcsely. Agents outfit soc. Terms to agen's
liberal. Address HUBBARD BROS,
Publishers, Atlanta, Ga.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

FATHER Is GETTING WELL.-My daugh-
IT'S say, GLOW much better father is
, ,; he used Hop Bitters." lie is get
T %iS we'll after his long suffering from Il
~IseSSe declared incurable, and we are so
SIaG he used your 3itters.-A lady Of
NocheSter, y. Y.-Jtica Herald.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
EPISCOPAL CHURCH.

Rev. l.. X. MASON, RECroR.
Shepherdstown IL A. NJ. and P. NJ.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21
ID A n ID X | + U G. +

d a n ID K + u G +
ERADICATES Dandruf, prevents its re-
IL turn. arrests falling out of hair slim
ulatcs new growth, and prevents it from
turning gray. The best hair dressing in
the world. Ask the druggist for it.
DIR. J. \. DICKEY, Proprietor,
Bristol, Tenn,
PAINLESS EYE WATER
Relieves intlamcd or weak eyes at once.
Cures in few hours. For graduated lids
nothing better. Ask for 1t ana nave no
other.
DIR. j. \. DICKEY, Proprietor,
Bristol, Tenn.
Jon. If 4w
ALL Millinery work intrusted to me will
"A secure prompt and careful attention..
An experienced city Milliner always in
the store to wait on customers. Special
orders solicited and satisfaction guaran-
tced. JNO. +. ELSlIANS.
Nov. 10 II
nor SALE-LocussPosts and Chestnut
L Rails, Pine Lumber Of all kinds. Bills
of Lumber cut to order in short notice.
DRAWBAUGH 81 ATKINSON,
Shenandoah junction.
May % If
CHOICE Dress goods in all the new and
" desirable shades at
WELSHANS'.
CPLENDID Stock of Millinery Goods at
y WELSIIANS'.
T AIDES, do not purchase your Dry
- Goods or Millinery until you have eX-
amineG my stock. You will find it by far
the larpest in the town and at popular
prices. JNO. +. WELSllANS.
HOOP SKIRTS 1t
Ill WEISHANS'.
NERMANTOWN Yarn, SaXony Wool &
" Zephyr Worsteds at
WELSIIANS'.
INFANTS Dresses and Cloaks at
WELSHANS'.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

M. E. CHURCH SOUTH.
Rev. w. G. EGGLEsroN. PASTOR.
Unionyille IL A. NJ, Bethesda $50 7. NJ.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

COLDS AND COUGuS-Do not be an
" noycd with coughing, when such
pleasant remedies us Globe Flower, Bull
Syrnp, German Syrup, PisO's Cure, llorc-
hound Syrup, Adamson'S Balsam, Rad
ways Resolyent, Cherry Pcctoral, SCOTS
and Camm'S Emulsion, and TUFTS ENpcc-
torant, can he had so cheap.
BAKER IL MCMC IRAN.
Jan. II, 1882. NV
NARBOLIC SOAPS-For Toilet, Nurs-
" cry and Dsinfcctant purposes, and as
a prccaution against smallpox, diptherla
and scarlet fever, nothing is so simple
and so cflicacious rs the use of CarboIic
Soaps. ~
BAKER & McMURRAN.
Jan. II, 1882. Nv
TAR AND SULPHUR SOAPS-For
L the removal of pfmples, and the cure
of local skin diseases, nothing is 50 con-
vcnicnt and so certain as Prof. Loves
Tar and Sulphur Soaps. They are pleas
amt to use and cheap.
BAKER & MCMURRAN.
Jan. II, 1882. Nv
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21
REEODNfED CUURCU

REFORMED CHURCH.
Rev. j. &. BowMAN, PASTOR.
Shepherdstown IL A. NJ. and $50 z. NJ.
M. f. CHURCH.
REV. &. O. Cook, PASTOR.
Shepherdstown ] ! A. N, Temperance
Sermon at z. NJ.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

We have placed on our line lot of Misses
HoiseIy, ia ;isc from to ~ half regular and
tul regular made: all - cents q pair; former
pIce from ID To 80 {. IL. ~ K. l.. SPANGLER.
We have the best Half Hose for the money
ever shown TO the trads. We are asked daily
where we get our Mems Hose-none in the Tow II
like them that is the sccrut-we know, hOut
others conf. Call and sec them. Z. II. ~ k.
l.. SPANGLER.
Our holiday trade has left US lot of Rem
nants which we are selling regardless of cost.
Now Is your time for blrsaius. Remnants in
Dress Goods, Ginghams, Muslinc, Tickings, Cal
icoes re. A'sc lot Of ends il Notions. G. Ii.
X K. l.. SPANGLER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

New YEAR CARD extend to all my cuSto-
mers and every body whose patronage have Ie-
ceive1 during the past year, my sincere graft
tuds for fAvors so freely bestowed. Recognize
ing an increase of trade ard more general de-
mand for a good class of goods rather than those
OF Inferior qualities, | shall endeavor during the
New Year To have the different departments of
my stock flied with first class Dry Goods aud
Notions Canpets and Oil Cloths at the very
lowest price,. Aud hope by continuing the
motto in regard of which have tried TO serve
you heretofore; represent goods for what they
are even to the sacrifice of sale; give y,u good
goods for your money, and if possible by more
courteous attention, 10 merit 4 share of your
I atronage in the future. Wishing all happy
New Year, l remain respectfully,
z A. BRUGH.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-01-21

Oct %
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09
Agricultural Wonders.

Stalks of wheat six feet high, with
heads SIX inches long are the pride Of Cali
fornia farmers.
The largest cucumber ever grown iu
the South was on exhibition in North
Carolina. It was exactly folty-seven inches
long.
The corn crop of Texas this year is esti-
mated at l4O 1000 600 bushels. The value OF
the agricultural products of that State is
SgI ,O7l ,90s.
The largest tobacco leaf reported this
season was grown by John C. Dougherty,
Of Lancaster county. 1t is 40 inches long
and 81 wide.
There are ! 1000 head of Jersey cattle
on the Isle of Jersey and 6OOO on the Isle OF
Guernsey The expectations from both are
nearly 5000 head per year. Several hun
dred come TO the Uui.el States.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09
COLUMN.
Shall We Prune in Winter 7

There has been a vast amount Of discus
sion as TO the proper time for pruning; some
insisting that it should not be done in win
ter. while others hold that the proper time
is"whenever your knife is sharp" There
is one season especially in which pruning
should not be done, viz: during the period
Of active growth, from the time the buds
start in spring, until buds for the next year
are formed. Winter is preferred by many,
as more time can he devoted to the work I;
and with the apple and pear, ii probably
does moi make any difference at what period
it is done between the fall Of the leaf and
the swelling orthe buds in spring. 1t is not
well TO prune when the wood is frozen, as
bad wounds and cracks may result. If
start, and proper attention given TO form
ing the heads, there would be little need Of
severe pruning in the orchard. The too
common method is, TO plant an orchardsand
let il grow uncared for. The trees, after
they begin to bear, yield fair crops for q few
years, ana then, when they decline and fail
pruning is suggested as a remedy. Too Of
ten the pruning is done by ignorant persons,
and as a result, nearly as much wood is cut
out as there is left. This great waste should
be avoided The labor Of the tree, so to
speak, expended to produce these numer.
ous branches, should haye been directed to
the production of fruit, as it might haye
been had proper care been given to the or
chari when young. The principles of prun.
ing are readily understood, and one should
never remove branch, large or small
without haying some definite object in
view.-Dr. Thurber, in american Agricul-
t,trtSt
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09
A Good Investment.

A young man in Northaml ton county Pa,
writes us that he is now twenty-one years
old. Il q, in some Of the mountainous parts
OF his State he eau buy land at rs cts. an
acre, and he proposes to purchase large
tract, and plaut to it Black Walnut trees.
lie usks our opinion Of this as an investment
On general principles, we judge that ii would
prove highly profitable. But number Of
points are to be considered. Has the ma
tive timber been cut off. or is the land so
situated that the timber will pay for the
clearing? OF course, one cannot grow Wal
nut trees on land already occupied. Black
Walnut is now in great demand, not only
in this country, but abroad. The wood
workers of England have already noticed,
the great superiority Of the sterile lands Of
The Eastern States over that more rapidly
grown on the richer Western lands. While
the demand for Black Walnut timber is rap
idly increasing, the supply is annually de-
creasing. There are thousands Of acres, ut
terly useless for tillsse, that might, a! a
'mal outlay, be planted with some trees il
lot in black walnut, AMI in twenty years
Yield splendid returns. This is something
lor young men to think of; let them follow
he cxample Of our friend in Pennsylvania, ,
md begin now. Having the land tho next
Doint is to secure the nuts. These should be
<ept during the winter where they will not
or barrel, with sand. Larger quantities may
be placed in heaps of a lew bushels each, and
overed with sods, ur as pits Of roots are GOV
red, with layer Of straw, over which is
shrown few inches oreaith. Young iarm-
'rs, there is mu b money in raising Black
Walnut trees, provided you have land that
IS ct for nothing else,and will have atience
- wait for its slow but sure returns.-Agii.
fu ftLyiSL
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09
Secure the Ice Crop.


When there is good solid ice six inches
thick the work Of filing the ice house should
not be delayed. There are SO many risks to
run in waiting for thicker ice, that IL is
much bet ter TO gather the crop at the very
first opportunity. II snow comes while the
ice is being formed, il should be removed
while it is fresh this may be done with
snow push or a short aud heavy stable
broom and on larger scale with a snow.
plow and scroper. Icemen who harvest
manv thousand tons, have a complete outfit
of labor saving tools for their work. The
farmer with only a small house, holding IS
or 30 tons, needs a common cross cut saw
with one handle removed. A splitting bar
may he made of long chisel with long
handle. A pike for handling the ice cakes
while they are in the water, is very con-
venient, and can be made by any blac X
smith at II triting expense. Ice tongs are
not essential but are so handy and cheap,
that it usually pays to be provided with
them. The ice to be cut is first lined by
using hatchet or axe along straight edge
board ; after saving, the strips are cut into
squares by first making a deep groove, and
afterwards psing tue splitting ,hissl. Ice is
heavy and difficult to handle, and advan-
tage should be taken of the ease with which
it slides over smooth surfaces. Loading the
sled or wagon from the pond or river, is
usually the hardest labor Of the ice harvest
This can be made comparatively easy in
many places, by drawing the ice blocks up
an inclined shute mode of plahks with mar
row edges of boards. A number Of blocks
Of ice being placed in a line at the submer-
ged end Of the shute, spike is forced into
the rear one, and with the team attached
To the spike, the whole low is slid up into
the box Of the sled or wagon.-American
AyricUltAist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

1t is not safe to speak of Western lady
ss a lar.e souled woman. She cole rs up,
f,lnces out Of the room and snlilnQuizef in
the sa red lsstness of her boudoir, "l'll
niver Neak to that hateful old thing again
so there! Large-souled, indeed" .. .
-"Yes," said Burkepstame, IL came pret-
tynear doing n'eNh thing TO day. had
counterfeit half, and was about to give
10 to 6 poor blind beggar who asked for
aims, but resisted the temptation, and GOT
on old apple-womsn to change it by buying
five cents worth Of fruit"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

Sss"Unbldden guests are often welcomest
~hea they are goae." Disease is an un'
hidden guest which Kidney-Wor almost
iavsriably "shows the door" Here is case
Ia point; "Mothsr has recovered" wrote
an Illinois girl to her Eastern relatives.
'.She ,Ok h!tters for long time but with
,ut any good So when she heard Of the
virtues of x Kldney- Wort she got box and
il completely cured her, So that she eau do
as much work now as she could before we
moved West. Since she got we'll every enc
about here is taking it,"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

Embroidered mustard rlasters are now
recognized as q necessary feature Vi esthe
81, medication.
Somebody says that "women would
never do tn run rairoads,as the trains would
always be behind.
You never know how much water an
umbrella is capable Of holding until you &C
cidentnlly stand it against the WALL and On
the pearl colored carpet that cost Eve dol
lars per yard.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

Dart ETget that slnes' Syrup Of Tar,
Wild Cherry aud Hoarh,und takes all the
prizes G,r curing coughs and colds il you
have been unfortunate aud contracted for
one during this set weather.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

-"oh, Georgr!" a Bas on girl intensely
exclaimed while gazing at the comet
"Hsw transeendently beautiful and raptur-
ously preeIous it isl should 50 love to
study botany"
-"Yes" he remarked George and are
firm IrieAdsj have been 50 for many years,
aud will probably stay SO Tor many more.
We have sulsiDn eompse. never Il spesk
Of saek o;as. . isI.is."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

--"'ris the most exsspcraling thing, Says
calino, "to find that you have the ticket
next b, the winning one in lottery. To
prevent it, when buy ticket ! always
Luy the numbsrs on bath sides Of il, too"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-09

A Louisville lady, seeing another in
side Mother Hubbard bonnet, became OK
ccedingly frightened, thinking che was in
the presence Of Innate When she lcarI =
ed that the bonnet was fashionable she i'm
lncdlatcly ordered one.
"A visitor to a baby show down in
Maine thus sums up his conclusions "For
Iure unadulterated foolishness about baby,
afather can 'outfoolish all the rest of the
familY-yes, and will throw in the grand
mother on the mothers side, too"