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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-18
BASEBALL Ne rs.

The two baseball mines recently organized
in the Produce Exchange played Their first game IN
PrOspect Park Yesterday The mines played under the
head OF Grain and Produce, and both showed thcli
lack of practice. The following Is the score D. innings
Produce . < > . ~
The Yale College and Stock Exchange baseball nncs
PLAYED game at Polo Grounds Yesterday. The col
iege men their opponents at every point and
they pleased The following Is the score py IN
ninGs:
Yale U-Io
Stock Exchange " " v v 4 y u D
The Metropolitan and Atlantic mines will play on the
Polo Grounds to-day.
Albany-Troy 7 Providence, 4.
Cnicago-BufiaOs, 6 CmcagOs, >
BOstOn-BOstOns, WOrcesieTs o.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Il Philadelphia, g.
Philadelpha-LOUisvillc. Athletic, II.
Observation-Disclosures, ~. Louis, D.
Cincnn iti-Cincinnats, Is; Aleghcnles, 4.
Cambridge DartmOuths, IL Harvards, ).
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-18

OF vital Importance commissoners say 70 have
reception hospital and until some ,se 10 denriye the
itv ~ the only one now has The Commissioner ae
sire hearing before the Senate Oomnn''ee' "n Inns
on nj the bill.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-18
SHOOTING AT CREEDMoOR.

The third off hand" match of the May
series was shot yesterday at Creedmoor The condi-
tOns OF the match required seven shots 10 be fired AT
900 yards a standing position the total OF the three
be 81 scores made at any of the May competitions 10
count Tor the money prizes There were nineysx en-
tries the highest scores being as follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-18

TROY BOATS-CITIZEN'S LlNE;--New
i steamers SARATOGA and CITY OF Troy leave
aaIy Except SATURDAY. aC - Pier a. " H. loot Chrit
rou.rs connecting morning TRANS ior SOrth AL
West; SUNDAY steamer touches al Albany
THE PoPuhAR ShQK Ta5a 6 ceH4a b Depot
Three express rains daily except sunday 20 bosoon A.
SOS a H. p tparlOr cars attsehedL ana ~ v III '~
palace sleeping cars . 49,. .,..r.,x ca-.,
'sundays az 10 D m with palace seepins cara
limited tickets Boston (tu rall, - ,,.....,,...
paror seats can be 49,. an y,
Fifth Avenue And MInlsOr dOtei hiSASs "A-S~~ ~ ~
CeIua Depot
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STEAMBOATS, ano Railroads.

a LBANY BOATS, PEOPLES LINE
NV and ST. JOHN leave pier Al North River
Sanast. every WEEK DAY ats n m connecting at Al
oay SUNDAY morning exceDted with trains north.
and east StaierOOms warmed
Excursion tickets to Albany and return good 80 so
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Qirdtfa. JcrNcre. cir.
Gtcamboats an0 Railroads..

MARY POWELL will COMMENCE
~. running for the season MONDAY. MAY % leaving
pier daily t@undas rXccpedl at aIo ana est
22d-st at $3.50 D. maang the usual landings.
COLORADO.
X OREGON, CALIFORNIA ST PAUL MIME.
APOLIs, and points in NEBRASKA, UTAH, Mon
TANA DAKOTA, MINNESOTA and the NOhIA-
WEST are reached direct from CHICAGO viath,
CHICAGO AND NORTnW r. TERN Il y
It runs 10 i've tram. daily each way between
CHICAGO aud prominent Western points. IT ALONE
Runs IMPERIAL PALACE DINING CARS west Of
Chicago PULLMAN SLEEPEKS run ON all OF is
through nI-lt rates OF fare and other IN
apply etrrJcll person - Az c1iPJJ uc~Ss
+ L, l. r BOJIh
General Eastern Ageat No. AIS Broadway, NeS-YorN
TOR BRIDGEPORT and az points on HOU-
4 SATONIC and SAUCA1UCK KAt1K ADS-Steamers
ha-inc-sip 1880 o. 800 Z3dst, East
River $40 p N. Fare lower than " any other route.
TOR BO>TON-THE LATEST TRAIN with
Il Pullman Sleepers y Y, y. III. and H. T. r.. leaves
Grand Depot at 1855 week days and 1890
SUNDAYS. tickets NewlOrk aud New Engand Rail
road, al Grand Central Depot and principal hotels
TOR RONDOUT and KINGSTON.-La
L 1t CranstOn's Landing West Point. Cornwall, New
burg Marlboro Milton POughkeeDsie Esopus. connecting
with Ulster Delaware Railroad Steamh Oats city OF
OF Harisonst North River except SATURDAYS when the
CITY OF tatsS.l leaves al .. u
TALL RIVER LINE
BOSTON and the EAST VIA Newport and Fall River.
ileappcarance of the elegant steamers
BRISTOL and PRONIDENCE
for the spring and summer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-18

Express Trains NewYOrk via Desbrosses and Cor
lsndt streets Ferries IA follows
$50, 40, :, $50 40 Limited IL NJ 52O 5tO !, D o.
T. B. and and II nighG Sunday, O5O :, ana ~ D.
m, 8. o. 7, s and y. IN, and II u ght ,. ~. = On
leave NewYOr daily except sunday AT ~
aud m. running through via trenton snd Saren'
Returning trains Broad street station Phllad e4pha
l2OI. 3O5 30 as, $50 7.3O. $50. 80 and u a. M
Qntrd Express 100 2. H.. l. 3, a. > y hSv a;oo ana
% o. IN ON sunday 12Ol 800. 80, $40 $50 Il M, a.
o 80 I 80, 20 ,. Leave Phladelpna VIA Gam
den a IN. and 4.3O p. m. daily. except sunday -. q,
Ticket Offices and V44 Broadway, Astor Rouse anu
foot Of and COrtandtstt Contest anu biVya
vn ,nex station foot OF FutOn-st. BrOOKA a. nos Ia
ia ana ; st, HobOken station, Jersey CITY E
igrant Ticket once. 5 BATTERY place a., , -
Transfer Company Will Gall iot Al" 0neSA
baggage frou hotels and Residences r n ,yo,n
Plank THOMSON, % r. ~cCD,
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Coruorltlon Notices.
Go il)bom it man Concern.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN 10 all owners
or Of wharf property 70 owners or Of al
vessels TO an agents cOnsigrecs steycdOrs aud others
acting business piers and bukheas OF the CITY, and 70
All persons occupy lg OF using its water front that
re LES AND kEGC LATIONS
have been abshed by Department VI Docks 10 take
effect and after $50,
for the Government proper OF bukhcais dps
and other wharf property ami imposing penalties for vas
fon thereof aud published In fnIi In Tho caV
Record ... H., oh,,t..,, q, A..
De0e, t,nent of Docks III d ll9 Duanest
j 1875 3 xA ySSHHI5t Commissioners
WM LAIMbEER, DOCKS
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To PHILADELPHIA.

I'I~'
% TRAINS EACH WAY WEEKDAYS AND OF SUI
DAY. 3sTATIONS ~ PHILADELPHIA, Pin
NETWORK.
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Goo late for Classification.

COACHAiAN in private family.-By ooiore4
I man city country two years reference from 10
place r. ; THOMAS. Ss4 West ilsl-st.
CLEANING by the day.-By young German
Y woman Enquire Of " Rs. VoGEI, i04 West SsthsA
I AUNDRESS and CHAMBERMAID.-By al
IL experienced girl or as ehambermsd alone Please cal
M present employers No 81 Fast 35thst
VHANBERW &c. BY a ladys maid:
" willing assist with children has good reoronc A.
e.. 10 Tribune Uptown Once, L2So bro.ls -
VAUNDRESS.-By young woman as nrst~
elias laundress viii assist With ohAmDorwork dty rex
92i 2d-aye --------------
light HOUSEWORK.-By a young Ger
i man girl Fnglish family inquire OF MA w.
GEL. lO4 West 3Sth-st
NrURSE.-For grown children; plain,sewinc OF
~ nght chambsrvork. best rcfssrnc Can from 10 70 -
o,alock al 23l West lsth-st, present employers
NIIRSE.-By a competent and experienced
~ Protestant lnans nurso; capable OF takfH
full charge and bring up by bottle required orcanat ~
rsfersuco Cail for two days. 40 Vest S6ShS&
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" Hevnort at ). S:l5a n. II NJ ?. /. 81. m
EW-YORK AND PHILADELPHIA.
ForTRENT0N and pIIIIADELPHI
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
- VA NANnN Unnk
srEAMEn IEssR G moYr III I LEAvE PEE 8. y


FOOT BECTOR-Srs
for Highlands ~eaDrght. Monmouth Beach ana Long
BIanch. d, 10 a. NJ. g. - p NJ. sundays Iva H.
For Ocean Grove Point Pleasant. &c. lO:l5 a. m
For Lakewood. Toms River Barncgat. &c. $40 p m a.,
VIA RED Ban From foot Liberty-st ~ - a. III, I2'
Lakewood Toms River BdTne gat, &c; D. M Tor lise"r
Toms River Atlantic CITY an stations TO Bay side D.
II. for Lakewood. Toms River. Barn -gaL &c -. l.,
VIA BRANCUPORT-FrOm foot Librrtyst; tof Nah'ly
Hook IL Tor Highlands. Il m. p. NJ TOT monmouth
Beach ana ~ttNfl mt, :: - a. II p
Tickets reading via BOAT and SANDY HON VII hot ue
good wa RAJ L. ana tickets reading Rail VII not Oe leC0s
via SANDY Hook.
JOSEPH =. HARRIS II. /. IA l.DN -,
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european ADVERTISEMENTS.


I IEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF
~ Finest and cheapest Meathayoring stock for
Soups, Made Dishes ana sauces.
IEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF
IL Meat An invaluable and palatabe Tonic in all cases
weak digestion and debility. els success and boon
for which Nations should feel grateful" see Medi-
cal Press" Lancet British Medical Journal &C
I IEBIG CONPANY'S EXTRACT OF
~ Meat. Caution Genuine ONLY with fac-simile OF
Baron Ilebig- signature. In Blue Ink across Label
This Caution Is necessary. owing 10 various cheap
and inferior substitutes being In the Marked
! IEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF
Il Meat To be had ~ al Storekerpcrs. Grocers, and
Chemists. sole Agents for the Uniied ~t1tes whole.
sale only, c. David Co., IS Mark-ane, London
England.
Sold wholesale by & Tiford. smith Il vanderbeck
Acker Neral Condt. McKessOn Robbins IT, h. & /. 3.
ThuIber q CO. Messr-. W II. Scliehclin & CO.
VISITORS to ENGLAND are respectfully
informed that the rebuilding OF the odestabhshed Hotel
q" THE KINGS HEAD. IN the anc emit cry, 0t GOV ~
completely finished and which viii DE found re-
pere Will every accommodation FOR the convenience aud com
tort others visiting the delightful county VI
WARNICkSHlHE
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1lusieal Instruments.

| REATTY'S ORGANS, 81 stops, $50. Pianos.
| - $i75 Factory running day and night. Papers
| free, Address DANIEL T. BEATTY Washington. y. J.
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DIDGEDALE HOUSE, Madison, n, J.-Su-
IA perior boar and accommodations pure mountain air
To STATION
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DOSSMORE HOUSE, Speonk, L. I.-Surf
Ia and still bathing. Board 70 to Si2 H. NJ GREEVE'
- Washington square.
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FARE ONLY - TO BOSTON
toI limited tickets
steamers leave New daily f,undayA ncuded) ~
o. m Pier -. y. H.. ~ MurravsL
ANNEX CONNECTION from JERSEY CITY at A.
BROOKLYN at $50 Tickets and stateroOnls may be
secured all principal hotels and TICKET Onces, az
The 0ihce on PIER =, and steamer --
BORDEN q LOWELL, GEORGE l. 1ONNOR,
Agents. Genl Pass. Agent
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baltimore AND OHIO RAILROAD.
-, MODEL FAST LINE TO THE WEST.
VIA Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washing ron.

In, anu AFTER Jan 49, the magnificent Trains
sn % fennsy Railroad Depot foot OF COrtlandt
wssh,' except sundays Parlor car attached, arrives
y, o,koh o;lO p m Night express leaves Washin gtol
eincrp, ~ dag seepers and day coaches through to
~ m daily. Fast Line arrives Washington 2:25 a. NJ
Slncnnnu $50 D. Chicago S:35 M and $50
M - o. palace seepers and day coaches through TO
CINCINNATI. -. Louis and Chicago
- O'Clock night daily arrives Washington Sis n m
Day Express leaves Washington at lO:40 a m daily
e,sspers and day coaches through 10 Cincinnati.
W ~ other line makes time the West Trains
We rom The West at $3.50 o. 1850 p and 1880 p
Aes ana sleeping berths secured and baggage called
anu t. destination cOmpanys office, No rs
Company ~ ' - 0 isi"'S ''"" ~
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> CONNECTING WITH ALL POINTS EAST
PARE Boston for limited tickets good only
rs specified on their face ,-
steamers NARkAGANS EFT and BLOOMINGTON leave
daily except sundays at from Pier SO, " r. i0ot VI
Jayst. arriving IN Boston AT ia III
Tickets all principal ticket Offices otattIOpms
Offices WcstcOtt Express 3ol,
42l and az Fifth Avenue windsor Hotel ucket
Offices Frcights always taken the low est rates
l. ". FlLklNs, General Passenger Agent
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pOOMS at one OF the finest cottages at Sea-
Al bright and Remsen Road i've minutes from station
3ethst
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NEW YORK AND LONG BRANCH Il. Il.
y pennsylvania r. r.. foot Cort.antt
stations IN New York and DesbrOsses-st


LEAVE NETWORK. commencing ApuI l. lss2 -
For south AmbOy. Matawan. &c, VIA C. K r.. OF y J D
e:I5 a. m; T. M > J. p, via Penn r. r. a. M . p n
For Red Bank, Long Branch. Ocean Grove AsOury IrK
Grit Point Pleasant &c via G. r. r. Of y. j. D. SD
nv IL IN. 2 $3.50 lEXpress. p via Penn Rf . M,
} =. II
For Keyport c. r. R. Of NJ s. sis a. Il m ? 1
p. .
For Freehold. C. r. r. Of " j. Sis am. u M. p L. 6
FOR lakewood Toms River &C. via r. r. OF " j. SIS
.. p
For Toms River and Seaside Park. Penn r. r.,
For Rarueglt c. r. r. OF y. j., S:l5 m. p.
For Atlantic city. Vneand BrdgetOn &c. via c. T. K OF
IL r. BALDWIN. J. K. WOOD. j.. F. RANDOLPH,
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/ EHIGH VALLEY RAILRO AD.-Passemge
General Eastern Office corner church and Cor antss.
l.. b. BYINGrON q. +. A.

NEW-HANEN, MERIDEN, HAKIFOKD
y sPEINGFIELDE HoLh OKt- MoNREAL and inferno
date poiuts steamers leave Per - r. r AZ D. H. and l.
u m i~uudays excepcd connecting with trains at NEW
HANEN. Tor MERlDEE HARTFORD, sPkINGFiELD
yc sold and baggage checked at yi4 broadway
y Court-st. Brooklyn Excursion to New-Haven AM
return. :
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BAY SHORE LONG ISLAND
Situated full view Of the the Great south Bay;
has finest fishing and Yachting IN the vicinity Oh NeN
hotel located directly the water its si51A
~ ~ " NV ~ \ p sEwELI.
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Harrisburg PttsOurg, the West and sOuth with Pullman
Palace cars attached, 4 m. and p. m, daily
MiliamspOrt. Locl Haven p u CORY ana Erie at
IN, connecting at Cory for ftusvnle, Petroleum Cen
and the OH Regions.
Baltimore Washin ton and Limited Washington
Express Pullman ParOr Cars daily except sunday, 10
a M arrive Washiu gtOn4 N. at 80 and $50
a H.. a.. Z, aud y. H., and II night
SUNDAY, 5.3O n M. . and D. m, ana - night.
EXpress for Baltimore. except sunday, y. H.
For Atlantic city with through except sunday
Boats Brooklyn Annex connect tn all through trans
Jersey ty aiordng speedy and direct transfer for
Bro0klyn travel
Trains arrge-From f1tsburg. $50 and 1870 730 and
1910 D. daily. FROM Washington and Baltimore, 6iO
$50 a. IN g. 80 80, 93l, lO.4O and 10 80 sunday,
ESQ g jOa IN. 9.3j 10 40 and 1880 p. From Pima
dephia, $50 go $50 $50 $50 $40, 1880 IL 40 a. M,
l2 ? 80 80 800 100. so, $50 1910 and 1890 ?.
m sunday $50 20, $50, go, IL 10 o. H. SO, $50,
1880 y III.
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g gstsesuastsons.
For THE HERALD.
SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY.

The element caesium has been
secured in an isolated condition
b7 a German chemist, Herr Set
terberg. 1t is found to be sill
very. white metal, resembling So
dunn and potassium in general
behavior. Caesium had hitherto
resisted all efforts to separate it
from it's combination with oxygen.
According TO Mr.. P. L. Sclater,
+. R. S., the term lipotype, which
is comparatively new to science, is
employed to indicate animals
which we should naturally expect
to meet but do not find in certain
parts of the earth. For instance,
Australian lipotypes are monkeys,
vultures and woodpeckers.
Prof. Dufour has presented a
new aud interesting proof that
the earth is round. The images
Of distant objects reflected ir the
Lake Of Geneva in calm weather
show just the degree OF distortion
| which careful mathematical cal
culation would predict on account
of the shape of the earth.
Mr.. W. b. Preece, F. r. S.,
states that the explosion of a can
non can be heard to distance OF
twenty to twenty FIVE miles and
| instances are known where the
bcm bardment of town has been
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-04-27
BULLY FOR YOU.

SIGNS THAT NEAER FAIL.-Solo-
mon said, many centuries ago: Even
a child is known by his doipgs,
whether his work be pure and
whether it. be right
When I see little boy slow to 60
to school apd glad of every excuse to
neglect his books, think it is a
sign that he will be Ounce.
When I see boy 10 haste to spend
every penny as soon as he gets it, l
think it is a sign that he will be a
spend-thrift.
When I see boy boarding up his
pennies and unwilling to part with
them for any good purpose, I think
it is a sign that he will be miser.
When / see a boy or girl looking
out for number one,' and dislikiog to
share good things with others, I
think it is sign that the child will
grow up selfish.
When I see boys and girls often
quarreliDg, I think it is sign that
they will be violent and hateful men
and women. ....-.
When I see child obedient to his
parents, I think it is sign of great
future blessing from Almighty God.
Kind Words.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-04-27

PoI1TENEss PAYs.-A gentleman
at Bridgeport was an interested and
amused party 10 an episode which
occurred recently at the Norfolk de-
pot. While strolliog along the plat
form waiting for train, he saw a wo-
man slip on something and nearly
fall. Full of sympathy and polite
ness, be hurried to the rescue and
assisted her to rise. As she assumed
an upright attitude, however, some
thing escaped from her possession
that at once caught her benefactor's
eye. 1t was nothing less than his
valise, which he had left in the depot
a minute before, aud which it appears
the distressed female was trying 10
get away with. The gentleman IS
more than ever convinced that polite
ness does pay.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-04-27


INFERIoRITY OF MAN.-This is
conclusive evidence of the inferiority
of the sterner sex: A woman wilt
take the smallest drawer in a bureau
for her own private use, and will
store in it dainty fragments Of ribbon,
scraps Of lace, rufies, velvet, things.
for the neck, bundles Of old love letters.
pieces of jewelry, handkerchiefs, fans,
and things that no man knows the.
name Of; all sorts of fresh.looking,
bright little articles that you could
not catalogue in a column, and at any.
time she can 60 70 that drawer and
pick up anything else; whereas q
man having the deepest, widest. big.
gest, drawer assigned to him, will put
into it couple Of socks, collar box,
an old necktie, two kaudkerchiefs,
aod pair Of braces and pipe, and
70 save his life he can't shut the:
drawer without leaving more ends
sticking out than there are pieces in
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q
DoefrD.
SPINNING: SONG.

Come hither, happy birds,
With wsrbhng WOO me.
TIL songs that have no words
Melt through and through me!
Come, bees that drop and rise
Within the cloyer,
Where yellow butterflies
Go glancing over!
And lilies, shining
Oh roses red and white,
Like gilded goblets bright '
With silver lining;
Each TO my window send
= Gifts worth the winning,
To cheer me as l bend
Above my spinning,
o ripples on the sand,
That break in beauty;
o pines, that stifdy stand
Like guards on duty;
Green meadows where, this morn,
The scythes were moving;
Soft slopes, where DER tie corn
The wind is blowing;
White clouds above the hill
That sail together;
Rich summer scents, that FL
This simmer weather;
Ali bring the sweets you've found
Since morn's beginnings
And come and crowd them round
My day Of spinning!
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No. II.
NEWBERRY, S. C, THURSDAY APRIL ~, 1882

lowed by whale, and walloped
around generally in way that
made him git up and git Jus,
so will you get soused in a sea OF
trouble, swallowed by a whale of
debt, and walloped about until
you look meaner than the sneak
ing 'yaller' dog that Adam found
sinking around his kitchen, and
has SUNK around the universal
creation ever since.
0, misguided brethren, are you
content to sit, like q legion Of
Lazaruses, at your merchants
doors, and feed on the crumbs
you can beg from their bounty :?
Can you stand up like men and
feel that you are free born Ameri.
can citizens as long as you hine
after others for yoar 'vittles?'
Then rise, rise ye slothfal far
mers, from the bog holes of credit,
soar aloft on the blessed conscious
ness of having raised your 'vittles,'
and year after year you will rise
higher and higher and when your
lives shall reach the sere and yel-
low leaf you will perch on the pin
nacle of independence, and, plant
ing the point ofyour thumb on the
apex of your nose, you will be
able 70 twist your fingers in con-
temptuous defiance at the hordes
Of Shylocks who lie in wait for
the unwary farmer, trying to
gobble up all he makes by furnish
ing him 'vittles r And when the
caterpillar, like the apge! of death,
shall spread his wings on the
blast, and sweeping from cotton
field to cotton field, shall gather
into his capacious stomach the
crop of the South, then rising
from bis feast, like an eagle with
bloody talons, shall startie the
land with his exultant screams
of ...- .. .. .-:
CHILDREN, WHERE'S YOUR sv1TTLEs?'
then you will be able to. smile
with q smile that is child-like and
bland and shout back the defiant
answer:
4 got you that time old fellow,
I raised 'em myself
Then, from every hilltop and
out Of every valley, ten thousand
times ten thousand 'sperrits of
just men made perfect will kick
I'D their heels and shout
BULLY FOR YOU.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-04-27

The following musical criticism
from an Aurora (lll.) paperis full Of
strong cortemporaueous human in
terest
The Kellogg concert, as might
have been anticipated, was largely att
tended. The dollar freeze-ont was
rather rough on the hoodlums, but
the audience managed to exist With
out the customary war-whoops. The
divine Louise was as resonant as usual,
which, by the way, she ought to be,
being well-seasoned. The editor Of
this paper makes no great pretensions
in the of musical criticism, but when
a genuine $500 grand spiral subsand
twist, back action, self-adjusting.
chronoueter : balanced, full-jeweled,
fourth-proof, rip-snortiug conglone-
ration comes to town he proposes to
hump himself. Kellogg's diaphragm
has evidently not, like wine, improved
with old age. Her upper register is
upstairs near the skylight, while. the
lower registers is closed for repairs The
aforesaid Kellogg performed her grand
triple act of singing, rolling the eyes
and talking to some one 10 the wings
at the same time. Her smiles at the
audience were calm, but determined,
but her smiles at the 'feller' hid be-
hind the scenes we're divine. Her
singing, when she coudescended
to pay. any attention to the audi-
euce, to our critical ear (the Other
ear being carefully folded up.
seemed to be a blending Of the fer
tissimo %crescendo dam-f-no-or care
either Her costume was harmon
ious blending of fthe circus-tent and
balloon style, and was very gorgeous,
barring a tendency to spill some Of
the contents out at the. top. The
Italian part Of the business was as
6dgety and furious as usual, and
demonstrated what early associations
with the hand-orgaa and monkey
will accomplish. The venerable and
obese freak of nature, Brignoli, was
as graceful as usual His appeasance
very nearly resembles a stove in q
corner grocery, or a water tank on .
narrow-gauge railroad. He vas not
fully appreciated until he snrned to-
60 off the stage. He then appeared
to bis best advantage, and to take an
interest in getting out.of sight as; soon
as possible, an effort in which he had
the hearty sympathy of the audience.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-04-27

At a Lowell tea table, the other
evening, grandma asked for 'oDe ot
those cakes They we're passed, and
she broke ole open With the dis.
gusted exclamation, why, Sarah.
YOUR cakes aren't half done? They
we're cream cakes.