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Abner's Summer Garden.

Abncr'B becomes more and more delightful
-.ei tires IN presenting IN The ever varying and
nging programmes, gems, and beauties Of the
slca world agIeeably relieved BY vocal efforts Of
highest order. For the present week We arc
rgsed 10 learn MI AbneT has succeeded IN securing
famous tenor, NOW delightlng tile Iausical cir-
hes u New York Herr Ignaz Conrad. Besides him
lalame Beauman aud Professor A. W. sawyer VIII
,alnIain their magic hold upon popular favor.
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Polo.
A Grand nolo tournament will

A grand polo tournament will take place
the coming week at Newport, II. l., beginning on
Thursday, Aug. Is. Teams from several sections of
the country Will compete including from this city
The club from here will leave on Tuesday next for
Newport, and will consist OF the following we'll
known players: Boyd, captain and point; Cuttings,
feI Heath, forward field: Hobbs, second cover;
Main, cover, with Allen as substitute. Individual
prizes and handsome silver cup are to he fought for
The team from this city Is very strong, though they
Will have great drawback 10 play against at New
Fort where the surface to be played upon Is wood they
being used to the asphalt. They have the cham
ponship the South from the Raltlmores for four
secutve seasons and they hope now to win the cham
nj N ali n Of he mi
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The WheeInen.

One Of the most enjoyable events to the
bicycsts of this city the to the National Fair
Grounds last evening response to an Invitation from
Mr. W. g. ScrIbner. Among the mounts were
worth. II. S. owens, F. II. Noyes, q. NJ. Smith,
J.. W. Seeley, j. Mex. Borden, H. j, Smith, Dr.
II. NJ, SChoo.ey, DIR. j. q. Porter, A. +. Cunning
ton, y. II. Fowler, Il. A. Berryhi, W. +. Cross
Lucas, of the Badgeess Brotherhood. OF Baltimore,
and the following unattached riders Of this city:
MessTs. W. e. Scrbner, A. w. Hart. 4. G. Upton,
j. f. Taylor, Seward Heall, j. W. lIollingsworth
~. ID. Hutton, Fred. Price, w. ID. DOremus,
II. S. Doremus Or. e. r. rettengill. Frank
Rechenbach, and Charles Flint The start was
made promptly at $3.50 O'Clock from the school room,
corner of Eleventh and Il, tile procession moving
down Eleventh street Ia Pennsylvania avenue, to FIJI
tcenth street, to New York avenue, 10 the grounds,
where the body made two circuits OF the track and
passed In review before lot Of visitors. Two I'M
prOmptu races were arranged between the riders rs
follows: one l.alf mile dash between Seeey, Noyes,
j. W. Hollingswurth, aud Beall. The latter gentle.
man won In i:i5A. Second race same distance
Fowler, Taylor. and Huntington, the latter winning
In 1851. The lateucss OF the hour prevented other
races, but Mr.. Scrlbner invited the guests to come
into the clubhouse, where Frcand had prepared a
splendid lunch.
Mr.. John Harrington, of Coventry England
the maker of the famous cradle spring. extensively
used on bicycles aud flcyCles paid flying visit &c
Washington last Thursday, the guest Of Mr. w. q.
scrlbner. He spoke In glowing terms of the many
beautiful buildings aud parks, and was especially
| well pleased with the attention shown him by iii,
Washington blcycllsts. Mr. Harrington sailed yes.
terday for his home In the steamer Celtic from New
| York.
| George spransy, 507 Seventh street,
will sell the remainder of his stock at re
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NJ. SLAUGHTER. Gen. Pass Agent.
y. Il. HAWKS, Asst. Il. & n. Agent.
SOL. HAAS, TrnlIlc Manager.
J REAT PENNSYLVANIA ROUTB

REAT PENNSYLVANIA RoUTB
TO TIE North, VEST, AND souTHWEsT;
SCENERY, MAGHlFIGENT EQUIPMENT.
Trains leave Washington from station, cor. sirr
and streets, as follows
For Piitsburg and the West, Chicago Limited Ex-
press of Pullman Hotel and sleeping Cars at
p:soa: m; daily; Fast Line $3.50 a. M. daily,
with Sleeping Cars from Harrisburg TO Cincln-
Palace Cars 20 Pittsburgh Maj Express, 0'5Op.
~, M n,. daily FOR rillsbnrg and The West
For tressen Springs, $3.50 A. NJ. 1880, and $500 i.
BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For canandagua Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara, at
$40 o. m daily, except Sunday with PaIor
.ar from lia,rIgerre, $40 p ~. daily except
For WIlliamspor Lock Haven, aud Elmirs At $3.50 q
For New York andthe Easts, lO;aoa. M, 1880, i;2O,
o:50, aud l02Op m. ON Sunday 1870, $3.50, and
Limited Express of Pullman parlor Cars, $3.50 a. IN.
For brooklyn, New YORK, all through trains connect
at Jersey Citywith boats of :. Brooklyn Annex"
aGOrding direct transfer to Fulton street, avoid
Ing double ferriage across New York city.
For Philadelphia s, 1870 n. M, 1880, 4.2O, $3.50
and IO'2op.m. On Sunday, 1870, $3.50, and 1920
Limited Express 80 a. M daily o1eep, sn9aa,
1880 42o, $40, $50, 1880, $3.50. and 1920 Z. m.
ON Sunday, $500 and $3.50 a. M, 4;2O O:2O, 1880,
No. $50, and G 1870 p I'm, m ,o - 49,, ana
daily, except Sunday.
For Annapolis, o;4Oa m. and 4!4O p. m. daily except
Sunday.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG RAIL
WAY AND ALEXANDRIA AND WASHING
TON RAILROAD.
For Alexandria, $3.50, 700, $3.50, lli0o 1925 M
$3.50, $500, $50, $500, and lliS0p. m. onsunday,
For Richmond and the South 0;30and ll;2ba Nj daily,
aud $500 p. M daily except Sunday
Trains leave Alexandriafor Washington, D. 1870 slb,
and 10 a. m, 1910, 3, 8, z, and $3.50 p. NJ. and
~ midnight on Sunday ut 1920, s'l5, aud 10
| a. m, and and $50 p. m,
| Tickets and Information at the Office northeast
corner OF Thirteenth street and Pennsylvania avenue,
and at the station, where orders can be left for
the checking OF baggage to destination from hotels
| and residences.
j. IL. WOOD, General Passenger Agent,
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Totals

In the American Association for the past
week the games have been noticeable for their bril-
ancy, the contests being remarkable for fine fielding
and batting The Baltimorcs wen three very credit
able victories from the PIttsburgs. The Cincinnatis
still maintain the winning lead, and there is little
prospect of their being headed The fight for second
place Is very evenly contested by the Athletics aud
ST. Louis, with the chances In favor Of the former.
The record up to yesterday Is as follows:
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Travelers' Guide.
YTNHE VIRGINIA MIDLAND RAILWAY.
THE TRUNK LINE 10 THE WEST AND SOUTH

THE TRUNK LINE 10 THE W EST A IND SOUTH
WEST.
Schedule In effect MAY H. 1882.
ITO A. NJ. - NEW ORLEANS MAIL Daily.
Making close connections to all points South
and southwest, with Pullman Sleeping Cars
from Washington, via Danyillc to Atlanta, and
Atlanta to New orleans. Also, from Washington
to New orleans, Via Lynchburg aud Bristol
$50 A. M.-LOUlsVILI.E FAST LINE, daily, via
Charlottesville, Huntington, and Lexington, TO
Cincinnati, Louisville, and all Southwestern
points, making direct connections and with solid
train and Pullman Sleeping Cara, Washington to
Louisville.
4:2O p. M.-WARRENToN ACCOMMODATIONS.
Daily, except Sunday, for WarreniOn aud inter-
mediate stations. Returning arrives IN WASH
ington Mt 1880 A. NJ.
II: IS =. MESQUITE ERN MAIL AND EXPRESS,
Daily, TO all points SOUTH Southeast, and South
west, via Danylo and Charlotte, with Pullman
Sleeping Cars, Washington TO Charleston, and
Washington to White sulphur Springs.
MARKS SLEEPING CAR between Washington
and DanyIllo.
For all points on Manassas Division take 7:10 A. NJ.
train daily except Sunday For Warrenton, take
7:IO A. NJ. train daily, and I:@O +. NJ. daily ex-
cept Sunday,
For tickets and all Information inquire at COM
pany' Office COL Pennsylvania avenue, or at Union
Depot
NJ. SLAUGHTER, Gen. Pass. Agent.
Il, Il, HAWKS. Asst, Il, K n, Agent,
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The record of the Departmentals up to date
is follows below, the table having been omitted on
account of the poor management of concern. Now
that the schedule has been revised the table VIII ap
pear every week,
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George spransy. 5o7 Seventh street,
The Mary wnshIng,on,s Landing.

will sell the remainder of his stock at re
duced prices TO make room for fail and winter cloth
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The Departmental League held a meeting
on ast Monday evening at their rooms in ST. Cloud
chair, Mir. +. NJ, Baldwin, Secretary. Quite dis
CusslUu ensued over the legality Of Wise playing with
Tie Post once nine, IT being charged by several Of
the managers Of the club that lie has played profess
sonally anee May 81. The matter was referred 10 q
committee couslstin. Of Page OF the Post once;
q, ByiugtOn, Of the Interiors; Woods, OF The Print
ing once, and II, Byngton, Of the War Depart
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odd Fellowship.

The afternoon papers of yesterday an
nounccd the sudden DEATH from congestion Of BRAIN
Brother Charles Bauman, of Friendship Lodge No.
~. His funeral VIII take place Tomorrow afternoon
from his late residence iiis Twenty Hrst street.
The working team - of Metropolis Lodge
No iG conferred the degrees upon several candidates
for Union Lodge No. "A ON the 9Th instant IN their
usual splendid style, and after concluding work the
Lodge served their visitors from No. II with TO-
ftcshments.
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+. g. C.'s Foxwell and Nelson, Supreme
Representatives, viii leave To-day for De,toIt to at
tend the biennial session Of the supreme Lodge.
Washington Division No. ! U. r., will
celebrate the anniversary of the rank Monday, tho
2sth instant. After short parade in full uniform.
headed by Plslorios Band. the Division will proceed
to the wharf and embark on the popular steamer W.
W. Corcoran at 30 clock for Marshall Hall, and
after dance, return to the city by moonlight. The
name OF this Division is guarantee that this moon
light excursion will be enjoyable and first class in
respect.
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Messrs. Thomas |. Murphy and C. II.
johnson, of the Solicitors Once, Treasury Depart
ment, left last Friday for Boston and vicinity, by
way Of steamer from Baltimore, on their summer
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There is every prospect of a race between
Mansfield and Lewis, the champions Of Eastern
Branch, and Payne and White, the local champions
Of the Snow Hill CLUB Of Georgetown. The race will
take place on August &c, on the Anacostia, for
500. Such Will excite big feeling between
the eastern aud western portions OF the city; and,
both sides are backed with friends with money there
will be no limit to the betting.
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Injustice to Inventors.

The published portrait of Thomas A.
Edison has the look of man who is
trying to think of hard word, or one
who first awakes to the thrilling fact
that a small, dark spider with a red
stomach has climbed up his leg so far
that it becomes question of vital i'm
portance as to which would be most ad-
visable, to 60 down inside after him, to
reach up from below and corral him
or to mash the insect where he is, by
well-directed blow from the outside.
Perhaps this air of abstraction has
been acquired by Mr.. Edison's endeav-
oring to light up the Atlantic coast at a
cost of nine cents per night, which ef-
fort has not been crowned with sue
cess. 1t may be, too, that his researches
after some invention of his brother tel
egraph operators that has not been pat
ened, and his consequent duties in pur-
loining the same, have made him round
shouldered, and planted on his boyish
face the appearance of a close student
with tendencies towards biliousness.
Mr.. Edison is said to be the most sue
cessful inventor by proxy that the world
has ever seen. He has vicariously in
vented hundreds of useful instruments
by which lightning may be seized by
the tail and made to do the bidding of
a poor, weak, fallible man. The wear
ing brain work necessary to the perfec-
ton of many of these inventions he has
thus avoided, and his health continues
very fair, while the poor, unnoticed and
unknown toiler who worked it out of
space, is probably pounding brass some
where in an unknown town, and fear
ing that any day may deprive him of
his job.
Inventors never make the money out
of their ideas. Wealth comes to the
grand larceny man who successfully
puts the thing on the market We
once invented an open back joke that
could be used on the darkest night
without trouble. 1t had chronometer
balance that adapted it to any climate
and was in every way kind of joy-to-
the-world joke, but we neglected to
patent it, and now the man who success
fully stole it, is rich, and he wears a
clean white necktie every day and hires
his washing done with the utmost
abandon and disregard of expense.
Sometimes we think if we had son
who showed signs of genius, we would
try in every honorable way to w3an his
thoughts away from such things and
turn his attention to trade, and if he
still persisted, we would bid him fare.
well, and tell him to prepare for death,
and then we would send him to mod
ern college where the hazers could get
hold of him and death would come to
his relief. Its pretty hard, perhaps, to
send boy to college, where he will be
butchered to make Harvard holiday,
but if he don't know any better than to
be born into the world showing signs of
genius and poverty on his features, he
has got to take the consequences. Gen
tlemen, its tough, but it cannot be
lodged very well.-BW NYe.
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Springfield, o., Sept. %.
Can't Make Him Hear.

81 doan' know what l shall do nit
dat telephone of mine." observed citi-
zen as he entered the headquarters of
the company yesterday and sat down in
a discouraged way.
"Out of order, is it?''
Sometimes it vhas, und sometimes
it vhas all right, If l go to speak NIT
der coal man, or der City Hall, or der
butcher, it vhas all right, und | can hear
every word. If somepody WANTS to or
der my peer l get de name shust as
plain as daylight
"And when does it fail?"
"Vhell, shust like two hours ago. A
saloon man he owes me S18. und [ rings
him oop and calls out: Hello. hello!
likes dot monish to-dayn Den he
WANTS to know who am, und he says
he can't catch der name. l tell him
oafer und oafer, und by an by he calls
oudt dat he doan' deal in watermelons,
und dot he goes in to pave Gratiot
street, und dot be is sorry he can't sign
my betition to der Council. Den hat
to 60 all oafer, again, und he tells me
to stand back, und to come closer, und
to speak louder, und at last he gets mad
und tells me dot if I call him a dandy
again he'll proke my head. It's no use
Il can't make one of my customers
hear me. If something's doan' all my
telephone it may be ash my voice is
giving out. vhish you would examine
me und see i had better let my son
Shon do der talking While keep der
pOOks."
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The I,ine-Ki1n OIub.

''De man who expects leas' of de
world am de man who has de fewest
complaints said the old man as the
sound of rafting hoofs died awayin the
hall. ''De man who imagines dat
friendship viii borry money at de bank
am doomed to disappointment My
friend may lend me his shovel, but he
expects me to. return his hoe in good
condishun. He may inquar arter my
wife's health, but it doan' foller dat l
kin turn my chickens into his garden.
If am sick / doan' expect de world to
stop movin' right long. If my mex
doah nabur whispers to my wife dat he
am willin to sot up wild my corpse he
am doin' his full duty. If am in want
dat's muffin to de people who have plen-
ty. If l am in trouble, dat's muffin to
people who have sunthin' to rejoice
ober. De world owes me only what l
can airn. 1t owes me room to pass to
and fro, space fur grave, an sich
funeral as de ole woman kin pay fur an
keep de bin full o 'taters. De worlds
friendship reduces a man to rags as
often as it warns his heart. Deworld's
charity excuses the crime of hoss-thief
an am horror-stricken ober de stealin'
of loaf of bread by an orphan: De
world promises eberythin' an performs
only what am convenient.
'.De man who relies on de honesty of
de public instead of de vigilance of a
Watchdog, will have no harvest apples
for sale. De man who pauses at each
stage of his career fur de world to ap-
plaud or condemn, win become foot
ball fur all men to kick. Expect no
friendship to las beyond the moment
when you want help, Expect no SYM
pathy to endure longer dan it takes fur
tear to dry. Expect no praise from
men In de same trade. We will now
continuate towards de usual programme
of business. ."-Detroa Free Press.
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Crops in Continental Europe,

The Vienna Presse, in a review of the
crop prospects of continental Europe.
Gays bPs.i " IN ss-$a S~v
this year. Italy has also weak har-
vest. The French crops are not salts
factory as regards quality, the heavy
rains having materially injured the
character of the wheat. According to
estimates, the crops will reach about
112,000, 600 to lis, 900, 600 of hectoliters,
while the requirements will amount to
about 11S, 100000. There will, there
fore, be a deficit of from 100000 to
100000, which will have to be covered
by imports. In Germany the rains have
severely injured the crop in the south,
and less severely in the northern prov
inces. North Germany counts upon
full average yield of low quality, while
southern Germany will have consider
able decrease in the yield. The imports,
it is estimated, can not be less than in
previous years, Roumania and Servia
have both average crops, the Servia
yield being of finer quality than the
Roumanian corn. Both countries pro-
duce more than they require for home
consumption. Both will have a fair
surplus for export. Reliable details of
Russia's crops are wanting, but it ap-
pears certain that, with the exception
of the province of Cherson, the average
will about be reached, and already the
exports of wheat and rye from the ports
of the North, the Baltic, and Mediter-
ranean seas are proceeding in full
swing. Hungary has full average
crop, Austria weak average, and the
quantity available for export is esti-
mated at 100000 centners of wheat
and flour, valued at 100000 gulden.
Of rye there is a surplus of 100000
meter-centners available for export,
worth about 100000 gulden. Oats
will yield about 10000 to $500, 600
meter-centners for export
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The latest triumph of modern sur
gerry is the repair of Boston woman
who had fallen seventy feet and broken
her neck. The neck was broken Just
as the necks are of culprits who are
hanged ON the gallows-namely. by dis
location of the yertebre. Fortunately
the spinal marrow was not injured or
the repairs could not have been made.
Having chloroformed the poor woman,
the surgeons had the pleasure of hear
ing the bones and ligaments snap as
they forced the displaced vertebr@ into
proper position. The woman, on awak-
ing, seemed to think that her head had
come off and that it had been put on
crooked. This operation suggests a
new field of experiment on the bodies
of executed criminals. Attempts have
frequently been made, sometimes with
partial success, to restore life by means
of powerful electric currents. Let the
next surgical experimenters try setting
the dislocated neck. 1t can't do the
man much harm and might set him
partially or wholly to rights. There
seems to be hardly any limit to scientif-
ic research.
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1T Will All be Right in the Morning" :"
BY B. +. TAYLOR.

When the bounding beat Of the heart of love,
And the springing step, grow slow;
When the form of a cloud in the blue above
Lies dark on the path below,
The song that he sings is lost in sigh,
And he turns where star is dawniDg,
And he thinks, as it gladdens his heart and his
eye:
1T viii all be right in the morning?'
When ''the strong man armed in the middle
watch.
From life's dim deck is gazing,
And strives, through the wreck of the tempest,
to catch
A CLEAN of the day-beam's blazing:
Amid the wild storm, there hard by the helm,
He heeds not the dark ocean yawning;
For this song in his soul not O. sorrow cen
whelm:
1T will all be right In the morning!"
When the battle is done the harp unstrung,
Its music trembing-dying;
When his woes are unwept, and his deeds ur-
sung,
And he longs I'm the grave to be lying,
Then voice shall charm, as ii charmed before
He had wept or waited the dawning;
'They do love there for aye-I'll be thine as of
yore-
1T win all be right in the morning.
Thus all through the world, by ship and shore;
Where the mother bends over
The cradle, whose tenant 'has gone on before;"
Where the eyes of the lover
Light the way to the soul: whatever the word,
welcome, wall, or warning,
This Is everywhere cherished-this everywhere
heard:
sit will all be right in the mornng!'
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LoPEsA.- Hopesa was introduced in
America two years ago. Large qnanti-
ties have been used for Dyspepsia, and
as papeeea for the Liver. and the
manufacturers have yet 10 hear of a
single case Of Dyspepsia or Biliousness,
when Zopesa was used as directed, in
which it was not more than satisfactory.
Many write that it is wonderful remedy.
We can show where as high as 40
bounds were gained by its use IN break
ing up chronic Pilinusness and Dyspep-
sia. Its friends increase very fast, and
all who use as directed are surprised
and gratified. Sold by Robinson &
Hinrichs.
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The refunding of the public debt at
three per cent. not only proves that the
United States can borrow all the money
it wishes at as low rate as Great
Britain, whose credit has heretofore
been the highest on the globe, but dem
onstrates the fact that by funding our
debt at three per cent, and disposing
of the new bonds at par, we really gat a
lower rate than the English govern
ment does. The British loan was dis
posed of at considerable figure below
par. This fact brings the actual inter-
est paid to something over three per
cent. The United States, therefore.
enjoys better credit than any other
country In the world.
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Many of our American girls will be
surprised to learn that the Princess
Louise frequently makes her pastry
and makes it well, too. On one eeea-
sion, some apricot tarts of her making
being praised by a guest, the royal lady
wrote out the recipe, with the words
underlined: 'If you desire to have an
apricot tart well cooked, always make
1t with an upper crust" The story has
a point, and the point is the. one can
never know how to 10 a tbino too we'll.
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NEVER GIVE UP.-I. You are suffering
with low and depressed spirits, loss of
appetite, general debility, weak constitu-
ton, disordered blood, headache, or any
disease of Q bilious nature. by all means
procure a bottle of Electric Bitte1s. You
viii De surprised to see the rapid i'm
provement that will follow; you will be
inspired with new life; strength and ac-
tivity will return; pain and misery viii
cease. and henceferth you will rejoice m
the praise of Electric Bitters- Sold at 80
cents bottle by all druggists. 5
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A curious double pine tree is growing
near the line of Green and jackson
counties, Mississippi. Two distinct
trunks, about twenty feet apart. rise
from the ground and unite thirty feet
above. forming one solid trunk, round
and symmetrical
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CHARLES HOVER

wEERCHANp TAILORING ESTABLISH
Ni ment, on Sth street. near south end of Bridge.
The tailoring department is complete, and con-
tains large assortment OF fashlonabie eloths ana
Gert's furnishing goods constantly on hand
Please call and examine before purchasing else
WhsFe