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Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Earrings and EYesight.

A great deal mas been written { the
subject of "boring the ears for the sa e
ofthe eyes," says the London Lancet
1t is always easy to find excuses for
any practice which ministers to vanity.
That the counter irritation set up by
boring the ear and wearing a ring may,
during the few weeks following the OPP
Grafton, have some effect on the eyes,
supposing these organs to be the seat OF
any low form of inflammation, is just pos
sible; but that permanent goo should
be done by wearing rings in the ears
after they have ceased to irritate is in
conceivable. The test for motive
in the recourse to this de-
vice would, therefore, be will
ingness on the part of the applicant for
this form of treatment" to allow the
healing process to be delayed, say, by
wearing rough ring dipped in some ir-
ritating application-in fact, SO prepared
as to act like seton This, indeed, might
do good, but in such a case probably re-
course to few blisters behind the ears
would be better. 1t is nonsense to sup
pose the wearing OF earrings can be OF
any service to the eyes unless they irri-
tate, and if they do irritate, the process
by which the result attributed to them is
obtained is circutious, and from a surgi-
cal point of view awkward in the ex-
IRENE.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03


Ladies in their attempts tO. battle old time
are bound to receive some wounds in the
encounter. These, however, they can con-
ceal. as far as the complexion is concerned,
by timely and regular resort to the use of
"Glenn's Sulphur Soap. Without injuring
the health OF the skin, it removes pimples,
redness, and the various disfgurements.
&c. n. Crittenton, Proprietor, is printed on
each packet, without which noneis genuine.
Sold by druggists and fancy goods dealer.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, black or
brown, fifty cents.
Prof James a. Sewell A NJ, NJ. u, OF
Medical Faculty, Laval University, Quebec,
states: II have found Coldens Liquid Beet
Tonic particnlarlyn seful in advanced stages
of Consumption, Weakness, Dyspepsia, and
all Nervous Affections. lnpregnant women
ii has been retained while every other arti.
Gle of food was rejected. | can recommrn!
il as convenient, palatable, and easy Of d.
S"stion." Remember the name, Colden's-
take no otherJ OF druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
FIELD AND FARM.
Hints to Farmers.

Trees or plants that are underfed be-
come stunted and are neither useful nor
beautiful. The sooner they die the bet.
ter. Those that are overted make rank,
watery growth, which does not ripen,
and is not in a condition to resist cold.
The Irvine binder is boss this year.
What could we do without itp 1t enables
thousands of hands to work in the weedy
corn who otherwise would have to follow
the reaper as binders. It is safe to say
that the Irvine binder will add millions
of bushels to the aggregate of the corn
crop next fall. Farmer.
Asparagus to obtain the highest price
in the New York market must be bleached
like celery. To make it white the earth
is thrown over the beds early in the
spring, and the stalks are cut with long
kni e. 1t is known as white grass" and
sells for twice as much as that which
grows in the sun and is called green
grass"
A novelty in the shape of a strawberry
bed is to be seen at Westtield, Mass. 1t
is hogshead filled with loan and stones,
and from it's sides are growing, from
holes bored through the wood into the
loan, over one hundred thrifty strawher-
ry plants, bearing protrsion of large,
luscious fruit.
A German agriculturalist, after TWEEN
ty-tive years experience, contrary to
the general belief that the larger varie-
ties of merino are to be preferred on ac-
count of their yielding better return
both in flesh and wool for the fodder
consumed declares the reverse to be
true, as the build of the sheep has a
greater influence on fattening properties
than the absolute size, and larger guam
titles of wool are obtained from nall
sheep in relation to given weight than
in the larger kinds, the relative increase
Celery. one of the most popular escu-
Tents, should now be set out in rows.
Divested of many of the silly notions
now entertained, it's culture is not diff
cult and success certain, provided the
season does not prove dry, The for
mer practice of digging deep trenches is
becoming obsolete, and the placing of
large masses of rank manure directly be-
| meath the plant is also senseless. Select
a low situation with deep rich soil, and
apply heavy dressing Of good manure
over the entire surface. Plant in rows
| say five feet apart and six inches distant
in the row. Puddle the plants in thin
mud before setting out, and soak the
ground thoroughly afterward. Of course
damp, cloudy day is best for this work.
Do not hill up until autumn, but cult
vate thoroughly and keep scrupulously
| clean.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
An Honest Man.

George William Curtis, editor of Har-
per's Weekly in 1855, became silent
partner in the business firm of Dix, Ed
wards & Co., the publishers of Putnam
Monthly. He invested $4,000 in the
concern; but had no part in its manage
ment. Two years later the firm failed
and Mr.. Curtis through some informali,
ty in drawing up the articles OF partner.
ship was declared to be legally resi;1Asi,
BILE for portion Of its debts: Many oj
his friends held that he was in no way
him to test the question in the courts
Mr. Curtis refused, although his decision
involved the assumption by him of 3
debt of 100000. He surrendered all his
property In sixteen years, by most az
duous labor, writing and lecturing, he
maid the last dollar of the debt.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Transplanting Teeth.
Interview with a Dentist in Philadelphia
Press

1 performed an operation of trans
planting under romantic circumstances
on certain occasion. A young lady, as
pretty as a peach, and fine-looking
young fellow came to see me one morn
ing. After no little hesitation they told
me they were betrothed and that he was
in the army and was going away to the
plains for at least a year, hunting In
dams. "And we are very unhappy at
parting" whimpered she. eyes, we
are," almost blubbered he. I'VE heard
of transplanting teeth and want you to
take one out of each of our mouths and
transfer them" For a moment / was
transfxed with laughter and astonish-
ment, and attempted to reason them
out of their foolish proposition-both
had excellent teeth, by the way
but they insisted, so / extracted one of
her largest back teeth and one of his
smallest. Hers fitted his jaw all right,
and he went off few days afterward to
his post with his lady loves molar. His
tooth, however, would not stick in her;
for within week the young lady came
back with her face dreadfully swollen.
Ireduced the inflammation and eased
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
PHYSICAL Perfection.

You can be made strong in all your parts
You can strengthen the digestive organs,
cure dyspepsia. and prevent those varying
attacks OF constipation and diarrhea. You
can strengthen the urinary system and cure
dreams, milky urine, etc. You can strength
en- the nervous system and rid yourself Of
that extreme feeling of debility. You can
strengthen your mental faculties and i'm
prove your memory. You can strengthen
your muscular system and increase your
power of endurance In word, you can be
an example of physical perfection if you de-
sire, by using scientific combination OF
Yellow Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper, Buchu,
Iron, Celery, and Calisaya all Of which in
gradients enter into the composition of DIR.
Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. and
makes it Natures best assistant in curing all
forms of organic diseases, emitting it to be
called the Queen of all health REVIEWERS, and
a perfect blood purifier.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

the pain, but could not replant her Low.
er's fang, and she went away with it
wrapped up in paper. Oh! the incon-
sistency of the women! Six months later
She married man old enough to be her
father. When the young lieutenant sub
seouently returned he Indignantly told
me of the manner in which he had been
Tilted, and requested me to Immediately
extract his false loves tooth, which l
did. and he threw it into the cuspadore.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Manners.

1 think Hans Anderson's story of the
cobweb cloth woven so fine that it was
invisible-woven for the kings garment
must mean manners, which do really
clothe princely nature. Such one
can well go in blanket, if he would.
In the gymnasium or on the sea beach
his such superiority does not leave him.
But he who has not this fine garment Of
behavior is studious of. dress, and then
not less of house and furniture and pic
lures and gardens, in all which we hope
to lie perdu, and not be exposed.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
For the Cook

Old FASHIONED LOAF CAKE.-Take
three quarts Of sifted (and well heapeD
-four, a pint of soft butter, one quart of
sugar, five gills of new milk, half a pint
of yeast, three eggs, two pounds of raj
sins, teaspoonful ofsoda, gill of bran
dy or wine, two teaspoons cinnamon and
two IF nutmeg. Scald the milk, cool to
blood-warm, add the yeast, then the
flour, to which all the butter and halfthe
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03


Laying the Groundwork of Health.
Without vigor there can be no healthful
regularity in the performance of the bodily
functions It is to its invigorating influence,
that Hostteter's Stomach Bitters owes large
proportion of its popularity The people of
America find in it the virtues Of a command
ing tonic, and have learned by experience
that it is an efficient antidote to the poison
Of malaria, whether in air or water. Also
that it conquers billiousness and cOnstipa-
tion and remedies nervous debility. Few
family remedies have a more comprehensive
scope, and assuredly there is none the merits
of which have been more widely recognized
by the press, the public and the medical pro
fession. Travellers and emigrants use it with
advantage against the vicissitudes Of climate
and influences of an unhealthful nature ex-
listing in water or food, and mariners. min
ers and others to counteract the effects of oy-
posure and hardship.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
NOGOOd Preaching,

No man can do good job of work
preach good sermon, try law suit
we'll, doctor patient, or write a good
article when he feels miserable and dull
with sluggish brain and unsteady nerves,
and none should make the attempt il
such condition when it can be 50 easily
and cheaply removed by little HOP
Bitters. See other column, Albany
Times.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

This is the season for bowel-complaints
unripe fruit and exposure produce them,
and Perry Davis Pain Killer cures them. 1t
acts with wonderful rapidity, and is perfect
ly harmless. No family should be without
no eullal
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

every truth has two sides; look at both
before committing yourself to either" Kid
ney-Wort challenges the closest scrutiny Of
its ingredients and its grand results 1t has
nothing to fear from truth. Doctors may
disagree as to the best methods and RENE
dies for the cure of constipation and di; Or
dered liver and kidneys. But those that
have used Kidney Wort, agree that it is by
far the best medicine known. Its action is
prompt, thorough and lasting.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

A malignant type of diphtheria is prevail
ent on Wolf Island, Ont. A family, eight
in number, were stricken with it one after
another -Four of them have died and two
more of them are dying. Two nuns went
from Kingston to nurse the family, but one
has returned sick with the same disease.
The latest reports are that the attending
physician is down with it,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Those who use Carboline, as now i'm
proved and perfected, the great petroleum
HAIR remover, are always distinguished by
the beautif soft texture of the hair pro
duced by the use of that most ez quisite Of all
toilet DTeparatiOnS
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Try DIR. Halliday's Blood Purifier for Scrof-
ula, Salt Rheum, Lymphatic diseases or
rheumatism. 1t cures quick and complete.
Sold by all druggists s. Blackford, prop,
ia East Seventh st.. st. Paul, MINI,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression OF
Spirits and General Debility, in their various forms
also as . preventive against Fever and Agne, and
other Intermittent Fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphor-
ated Elixir of Calisaya." made by Caswell. Hazard
Il Co., New York, and sold by all Druggists is the
best tonic; and for patients recovering from Fever
other sickness, it has no enllal
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

With Diamond Dyes any lady can get as
dive warranted true to name and sample.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

% Tu1I5 IIt WUIIU away ,
But they need not weep SO much If
they use DR.. Pierce's "Fayorite Pre-
scription," which cures all the painful
maiadies peculiar to women. Sold by
6ruooiofs
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

A minister writes "From hard study and
close application to the duties of protract-
ed revival, my health suffered severely. I
took vacation aid tried to win back health
and strength, but 1 seemed to be sinking in
to state of general weakness and
prostration. AIfriend presented me with a
bottle of DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla. It's effect has been wonderful,
and although decline having my name
published will speak good word for this
medicine at every Opportunity
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Do not be deceived. Insist on having tn.
genuine Browns Iron Bitters, made only by
the Brown Chemical Co., and take nothing
else
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

The huge, drastic, gripping, sickening
pills are fast being superseded by DR..
Pierce's "Purgative Pellets" Sold by
druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
"BuchuDaiba

Charles d. Talcott, of the firm of Talcott
Brothers of Talcottville, Ct, large manufac-
turers, died yesterday, aged tifty-nine years.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Pain, Irritation, Retention, Incontin-
cnce, Deposits, Gravel, ETC., cured by "Bu-
chupaiba, 81. Send for pamphlet to E. 8
Wells, Jersey City, NJ.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

The family of General Raum, Commits
sioner of Internal Revenue, have gone
to the coast of Main for the summer.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

North Carolina has l57 500 farmers; III
1870 she had 90, 565; in 1860 the number
was 10 ,20}, and in 1880, Sc .903.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Kidney Disease

Senator Edmund's youngest daughter 10
dead. Her health has for some time past
heen gradually failing
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
"Men work and women weep,

Bishop Foster Of Boston, will sail next
month on an Episcopal visit to the Meth
odist missions in Bulgaria and India.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Professor Peabody, late of Harvard Col
lege, is spending this summer in England
and Scotland.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Skinny Men

A physician in Nebraska who failed 70
prevent the death Of an Indian boy has been
killed by the indignant father.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

"Wells' Health Remover restores healt !
md vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sex
nal Debility 81
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
A Tilt With Time

Memphis, Tenn, is endeavoring to get NJ
a silk culturists' convention to be held
some time in the autumn
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
.mD-o--nEs.
Rnndnn

Fifty years is a long wait for the golden
wedding but it is an eighteen carat argu-
ment in favor of early marriages.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Too much rain is said to be bad for The
farmers. Gets into their milk, we suppose.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
.t.olden Medical Discovery,

has been used with signal success in con-
sumption of the lungs, consumptive
night-sweats, splitting Of blood, shortness
of breath, weak lungs, coughs, ,bronchit,,
is, and kindred affections Of throat and
chest Sold by druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Valuable Time

is lost by farmers on account oftheir
horses having sore necks and should
ers. This can easily be avoided by
using Coles Veterinary CarboliSalIr.
1t prevents inflammation, cures col
lar and saddle gals quickly, while
the horse is being used, and jnvariu-
bly, brings hair in its original color.
W. W Preston, st. Olaf, MINI,
says: For bad collar gals. fresh
cuts. or old sores. there is nothing
that equals Coles Veterinary Carbol-
isalve. It's big thing for horses
and scannot be too highly recon-
mended. | would not he without il
for many times its cost Pound
cans S1.G0. Small cans, 80 cents
Prepared only by
J. W. COLE & co.
Black River Falls, Wis.
Sold by druggists and dealers.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Laying the Groundwork OF Health.

Ex-Vice President Wheeler is said to
be about to marry.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
BE Wise and Happy.

The New York Clipper mourns be-
cause Eve did not tell the serpent,
"NOt this Eve. some other Eve"
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

A great hay crop is anticipated and the
farmers all have the hay fever badly.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Quick. complete cure, all annoying Kid.
ney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

What gives a healthy appetite, an in
creased digestion, strength to the muscles,
and tone to the nerves? Browns Iron Bit
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Readings Russia Salve is an invaluable
dressing for int1amed and sore joints. Price
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Mr.. Blaine says that he made 5000
in his Virginia railroad speculation.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
l.Rouoh on Rats"

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15C
Druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

A London clergyman makes charge OF
SIS year to women who want spiritual ad-
uioa -
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Captain Paul Boynton has been visit
ing Oarsman Hanlan at Toronto.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
A minister writes: sFrom hard study an

Nearly $4,000 harvesters, an unusual num-
Der, have gone from Ireland to England
this wear
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Gen. John G. Disadvantages widow is
spending the summer at Long Branch.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

If you will stop all your extravagan
and wrong notions in doctoring yourself
and families with expensive doctors or
humbug cure -alls, that do harm always,
and use only natures simple remedies
for all your ailments-you will be wise,
well and happy, and save great expense.
The greatest remedy for this, the great,
wise and good will tell you, is Hop
Bitters-rely on it. See another
column.-Press.
Mr.. William NJ. Eyarts is spending al
few DAYS with his family at Windsor, Vt
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Will the English now allude to the Khe-
dives Kingdom as our Egypt ian Annex"
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

A Boston clothing firm provide free cabs
from any part of the city to their store.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

A Methodist church in Attleboro,
Mass, has organized an Anti-gossip So
ciety
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

William Hightower, aged 100 years, {
veteran of the war of 1912, and the first sher-
if of Randolph county, Ala, was founc
dead RECENTLY
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Try the new brand Spring Tobacco.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
NeutaI9ia

This is a disease Of the nerves caused, in
most cases, by d deficiency of iron in the
blood One of the Oldest and best rene
dies for neuralgia is iron. Moral: Allen 3
Iron Tonic Btters" supplies iron to the
blood, invigorates the liver, aids digestion
and the assimilation, of food, and purifes,
tones, strengthens and fortiies the whole
system. Many severe cases of neuralgia
have been cured by this sovereign medicine
Prepared only by J. p. Allen, Druggist and
Manufacturing Pharmacist. ST. Paul, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

BRoWN's IRON BITTERs
has been thoroughly tested
for dyspepsia, indigestion,
biliousness, weakness, debil-
ity, overwork, rheumatism,
neuralgia, consumption,
liver complaints, kidney
troubles, &c, and it never
fails to render speedy and
permanent relief
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
No Whi;skey!

BRoWN'S IRON BITTERs
is one of the very few tonic
medicines that are not COM
posed mostly of alcohol or
whiskey, thus becoming a
fruitful source Of intemper-
ance by promoting a desire
for rum.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Rev. CIV RICE, editor Of
the Ame11can Christian Re
Wc7V, says of Browns Iron
Bltters:
Gin, O., Nov. IS, 1881.
Gents The foolish vast
ing Of vital force in business,
pleasure, and vicious indul-
gence of our people, makes
your preparation necessity;
and if applied, will save hun
dreds who resort to saloons
for temporary recuPerahon.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
NEW RICH BLOOD

PARSONS PURGAfIVE PILLS M NJ l + :
Blood and viii completely change the blood In the
entire system in three mouths. Amy person who wiz
take one pill each night from one TO twelve vseka
may be restored TO sound health If such thing Be
possible Sold everywhere, sent by mail for let
ter stamps. !. 8. Johnson Co.. Boston. Mass fs%
IN IA, IA
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

Browns IRON BITTERs
is guaranteed to be a nom
intoxicating stimulant, and
it will, in nearly every case,
take the place Of all liquor,
and at the same time abso-
lutely kill the desire for
whiskey and other intoXi-
eating beverages.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

resume play, / crowned my queens
knight, signing to him that with that
piece would mate him. The game then
proceeded.
ASH was about to deliver the final
coup, the sheik sprang up in frenzy OF
passion. Springing to the window, with
voice hoarse with passion, he yelled to
the guards. AS this was transpiring the
yelled lady came forward, and Selling
saying in Spanish as she did SO.
"Thus the fettered knight wins-across
the river"
She could say no more, as the
guards entered and seized me. From
their manner on our way to my quarters
in the tower, inferred that my execu-
ton was fixed to take place at sunrise.
Left alone, began to reflect on the
strange demeanor of the mysterious
female. Could she have meant more
than she SAID? Her repeating my move
was natural, and her words, "Across the
rive" might mean nothing, as they APP
piled strictly to the board, which, like
al Oriental ss-boards, represented
word Hfettered." This was unusual; the
customary and acknowledged term
is Crowned" And though the words.
across the river" might apply to the
board used in this connection with the
fettered knight, they, too, possessed a
meaning. But then recollected there
were two detachments of armed men:
the one above and the other below us.
on the other side of the river. Inwhich
direction should i shape my course?
Even supposing one of them to be Eng
fish, I might land in the hostile camp
after ALL
AS sat on my hard couch revolving
these thoughts, I kept mechanically re-
peating: "Thus the fettered knight
wins-thus the fettered knight wins"
Suddenly it occurred to me that thus"
was also significant word in this con-
nection. Then it flashed upon me that
the. direction of the knights move might
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-07-20
How a Man Became Insane,

The Hermit of the Troy On. ~
Times, writes:
A large number of lunatics in our asy-
lHms are the victims of their own mis-
conduct. Almost any man can make
himself a lunatic if he pursues the d.
rect method. There are hun
dreds and perhaps thousands in this
city driving themselves to madness.
Gambling, speculation, and hard drink
ing Will undermine the strongest intel
lects. A young man of my acquaint-
ance has lately been sent to Blooming
dale asylum, who was few years ago so
promising as to obtain an important ap-
po1ntment. He abused his position, be-
came suddenly gambler, and a rake as
vel as a defaul5er. Such o course Of
vice destroyed lis reason, and he is one
OF the incurables.
The same idea is advanced by Ho-
garth, who finished the 'Rake's Pro-
gress," by the scene in the the mad
house During the last FIVE years large
numbers have been carried to the asy-
lum the victims of speculation. The
love OF pleasure and the haste to get
rich have done a fearful work, After
the intellect has beer oyer-driven it
must sink, and perhaps remain in hope
less prostration. 1t may be added that
the increase of insanity since the Open
ing of the present year is of unparalleled
degree. More than 500 cases have been
reported during this brief interval, and
hence it IS not surprising that the asy-
iurns are more than full. The attention
OF the public has been called to this SUBJ
lect by the press, and additional room
must be provided. We must either
abate that furious intemperance which
Is driving so many to madness or we
must double our asylums all through
the State,