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Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Irish STORY Confimed.

The story told in Levers Charles o.
Malley," of O'Maly'suncla fevading his
creditors by being conveyed away from
Dublin in a hearse, had its foundation in
fact. MrnMartin, tiof Galway" as he
was eomfnonlyt icalleh, was 1.-THE hero
of the real story. The famine years com
pleted the rr1inIof ths2 Ilgtin estates,
and the last male owner left a daughter,
''the Princess of Connemara," who emf
grated to this country and died at the
old Hno a place HSte in this s.y The he
foreclosure into the hands ofan unknown
company, which sold them to a london
! brewer, who owns them to-day, and
probably finds them a huge white ele-
plant, They never returned a rent above
SAC, 0O0a year, as much of the land is bog
and mountain ~ ~ 3& S!.i
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
The Electric Light and Short
.a sightednesS. i,as,.sa jgj


Remarking the number of students
who are afflicted. with shprtsightedness,
Professor, Pickering has,, Engineering
says, lately examined some physical
causes that may bring about this abnor-
NAL condition Of the eye. He finds that
it is hot the light SO much as the heat
that is mainly concerned III developing
the prejudicial effects Heat is radiated
from the flame of the lamp and the
chimney, and is reflected from the
shade and the surface of the paper 1t
Immediately alters the hygrometric con-
tditions of the surrounding air and dries
the forehead; temples, and eyes. This
view seems to be confirmed by the fact
temporary relief from headache and
pains in the eyes may be found in bath
ing the affected organs with fresh wa
ter. Ordinary gas-burners and oil-lamps
give out considerable amount of heat
by the energetic consumption Of the n.y.
dro- carbons, and hence their injurious
effect In this respect the electric light
is not open to the same objection, for al
though the light may be rendered as
intense as desirable, still there is but
very little heat produced. The flicker
ing which Is pecially noticed when
the vUltaic arc is employed is certainly
a drawback, but this, it is hoped, will
be ultimately remedied. Almost perfect
steadiness is already attained in the in:
candescent lights, .T, IN !,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Wesley's Tact.
rom London Society.

II 4.
The following anecdote of the founder
of Methodism has, we believe, never
been published. 1t reaches us from a
trustworthy source, and it illustrates in
d remarkable manner the mingled tact
and piety of that eminent man.
Although Wesley, like the apostles,
found that his preaching did not greatly
affect the mighty or the noble, still he
numbered some families Of good position
among his followers. It was at the
house of one of these that the incident
here recorded took place. Wesley had
been preaching; and daughter of
neighboring gentleman, girl remark
able for her beauty, had been profound
ly impressed by his exhortations. At
ter the sermon Wesley was invited to
this gentleman's house to luncheon, and
with himself one of his preachers was en-
:eitained. This preacher, like many of
the class at that time, was man of plain
manners, and not conscious of the re-
straints of good society. The fair young
Methodist sat beside him at the table,
and he noticed that she wore number
OF rings. During q pause in the meal
the preacher took hold of the young
lady's hand, and raising it in the air,
called Wesley's attention to the spark
ling jewels. "What do you think Of this,
SIR he said, Cor Methodist's hand?D
The girl turned crimson. For Wesley,
with his known and expressed aversion
to finery, the question was q peculiarly
awkwark one. But the aged evangelist
showed tact which Chesterfield might
have envied. He looked up with a quiet,
benevolent smile, and simply said. 1.-THE
hand is very beautiful"
s The. blushing beauty had expected
something far different from q feproof
wrapped up with much felicity in COM
pliment. She had the good sense to say
nothing; but when salfeW::hours later, she
again,appeared in Wesley s presence the
beautiful hand was stripped of every or
nament except those which nature had
given. TT q ri 81 4
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Styles OF Dressing,

Bonnets are gradually encroaching
over the ears. ,,.. na. .... ~ T. .,-;ca
Children wear Mother Hubbard and
Kate Greenaway dresses Of Turkey-red
calico, with white muslin yokes or guim-
pes and sleeves. ? DI8 Don ~
The new Grenada blonde has the fig
ureslof Spanish lace on very1thin gren-
adine ground. 1t is made up over col,
ored satin Of contrasting col6r-such as
black over red, or white over yellow, !
The Pulled bindings of satin or velvet
are found to be so becoming that they
are on small bqnnets and large hats alike I;
crown is more stylish for large hats
than twisted scarf surrounding the
crown. 1t is preferred to leave part of
the crown behind quite bare of all trim
ming, not even long feathers being per-
mitted to meet in the back.
The Art Interchange says. GIN Eng.
land I see that not only is an anti-fash.
Journal called Ration i Dress, about to
be issued by those persons who are
about to reform ladies' attire, but that a
band of young men living in Kent have
established society for the Protection
of the Natural Form of Woman" and
have bound themselves according to one
of the rules of their society, "by DEM
onstration, argument, and entreaty to
induce their sisters, and all ladies who
are injuring their bodies for the sake of
fashion, to sever the remaining link
which. connect the present generation
with barbarism" One of the six laws
drawn up for the guidance of members
of this, unique society, who promise to
live life of protest against the fashions
80 prejudicial to health, is pledge that
"each member shall be Ia continual
worry to girls neglecting the healthy ads
vice of the society"
Ribbon of every shade, design and
width forms an important part in the
costumes of the dayll The pldfashioned
stiff bow is seldom seen, the modern
arrangements being designated as cas-
cades, flats, plaques, choux or pompons;
and dressy dress, or even a simple
morning toilet, now looks incomplete or
expressionless until some adornment of
ribbon has been added Upon some of
the most fashionable costumes are used
ribbons by the dozen yards upon the
skirt alone; and corsages and Warps are
frequently covered with loops of ribbon,
mingled with waves OF lace. = ~ &2"a
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
A Wise Essay on Liars.
From the Detroit Free Press.

From the Detroit Free Press.
: s"Who. am q liar? asked the old man,
as he. rose up in his usual place, and
glared around him, .to,gj Eteaal tzoa
Pickles Smith, Trustee Pullback, Sam
uel Shin and Evergreen Jones started
and turned pale and there was a. death
like silence as Brother Gardner con-
tinued: -
Gan what shall we do wild hfm--wid
de liar an de iliars?' = De liar am .widiusl
an Of US an among usqr, He gifts TIP wild
us in de mawnin', an he lies down wild
us at night. Go TO de grocery, an de
grocer smiles an mods an lies. Go to de
dry goods man, an he has a welcome
an allie. De tailor promises suit when
he knows he can't finish it. De shoe
maker promises a, pair of butes for Sat
nrday when he has three days work
on de mex week. De ice man
charges us wild twenty-five pounds an
ranted, an vet dey fade. De plumber
plumbs an lies. The carpenter planes
an saws an cheats. De dressmaker not
only lies, but steals de cloth. We all lie
like troopers fifty times day, an de
man who won't lie doan' STAN any any
show. Is, HaaF 3s# .aats si3.l a5 :aaHV
can yet, my frens, .whar' will We
bring UP in de, end? When Waydown
Bebee axes me fur de loan of dollar till
Saturday, he lies. He knows he can't
pay it back under fo' weeks. / know he
knows it an lies. tell him | jist paid out
de last shillin' fur wash bod, and can't
| possibly raise no mo-. If ] ak Judge
Hostetter Jackson to sign a bank note
wild me. he lies when he says he prom
ised his dyin' gran 'mudder nebber to do
So We lie when we war better cloze
dan We kan aford--when We put on airs
above us-When :. we ~ put on
our backs what orter be fodder
fur our stomachs We has become red
hot, go-ahead, dust.aroun' nashun, bat
we has also become a nashnn of liars,
cheats, and false pretenders. We adult
crate our goods, cheat in weight, swim
die in measure, and put on broad-cloth
coats 10 hide de absence, of dollar shirts.
Our society am full of false pretenders,
our religion furnishes cloak fur hypo-
critics, an our charity am but a high
soundin' name fur maxim dollar bring
| back ten shillings. We lie, an we know
we lie. We play de hypocrite, we hate
| an deceive, an yit we want the world to
pick us out as shlnlp' examples OF virtue,
an we expect our tombstones to bear
eulosies gorgeous huff for angels. Gen
temen, let us kick each odder into dom
better! Let the kickin' begin just whar'
it happens, fur We can't, hit anybody
| who dOan need it, q.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
~ ? .FT1sI6 13tIi '1tIs3iI VI Z
The Opinion, of q Physician, (

A physician writing of DIR. Guysott's Vel
low Dock and sarsaparilla, having carefully
analysed its ingredients, says: ri feel, en-
There can be no other remedy SO harmless
and yet SO effective No other possible
combination of drugs will more rapidly as
sist nature in fastening the cure Of general
ill-health. In chronic diseases of the lungs,
liver, and kidneys and nervous system it is es-
pecially beneficial. In its composition i
was especially pleased to find Iron, Celery
and Juniper, combined with the Sarsaparilla
and Yellow Dock. Iron Of itself is seldom
beneficial but in connection with such val
liable vegetable tonics its effects will at all
times have a tendency to promote health
and strength ~ y l..s.st3.is 80.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
ing on between young Gray and your

ing on between young Gray and your
Cousin Leonie.
eyes," answered Bess.
"And-do you carer Excuse me, Bess,
but 1 want to know"
"No, Uncle John, don't care
snap" replied Bess, lifting her head and
smiling straight in his eyes 81 cared a
little at first, but / don't now-not
bitp'Sa ga 81 AZ - i h Es -
MrBayberry came little nearer
her. s
"sBess- Bess,'' he said, lingering . lit
tie over the name, 81 have found cause
lately to rejoice that you are really no
relation of mine. Can you really guess
why, Bess! Are you glad, too?"
She dropped her head again, answer
ing nothing
"Tell me-" he said. "You can surely
guess my meaning?
"I-what right have IL"
''Never mind about the right. Just
tell me if you are glad. You shall not
regret it." ,.
" blushing; 81 am glad"
Meanwhile Mrs. Horton and her
daughter were holding private con-
versation in their own room.
Mr.. Gray proposed last night, Le-
onie?"
Mrs. Horton spoke carelessly, yet she
glanced half uneasily at the young lady
rocking ..dn ga idly by the window
81 hope-I suppose You refused
"of course" returned Miss Leonie,
carelessly. "That was only a neat flirta-
ton. Bess is welcome to him now. i
presumed she will be conseled, if he is a
cast-off glove"
"Meadowlands is a splendid place,
Leonie, and valuable"
"And Mr.. Bayberry Is a very hand
some man."
The two ladies smiled, and understood
each other perfectly. II
Later, Miss LEONE sauntered down to
the balcony.
Bess was still standing in the shade Of
the Maderia-wine.
Leonie sat down upon the step and
yawned.
Bess was nobody that she should trou-
bic herself to be ceremenious.
"Don't you find your position here
very trying?" asked Leonie, in her most
languid, Indifferent tone. w4ggF mi -
"Why? Queried Bess.
ooh, it must be very unpleasant to be
dependent on man who is no way re-
lated to you," -.-
~ don't mind it bit," said Bess, in
dulging in little laugh all to herself in
the Madeira shadow.
"You see, Miss Leonie," said Mr.. John
Bayberry, directly behind her, "Bess is
soon to have the best right in the world
| to be dependent on ME. You have often
observed thatw we are not related; but we
shall be, for Bess will be Mrs. Bayberry
before the Autumn wanes. 81
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
WilI ivy.

:" This poisonous vine is often met with
in the country, in open aswell as seclud-
ed spots. Children, who, in this season,
are generally securing the underbrush
and out-of-the-way spots, in quest of ber-
ries often come upon it unaware and
cases Of poison follow, which are often
distressing and persistent. The. usual
expedient in such cases is olive oil APP
piled in the shape Of an ointment. An
other simple remedy is q poultice of
crushed bean leaves applied to the pois-
oned parts. 1t is claimed that this will
Immediately and thoroughly neutralize
the poison. .s II. ;!rI.4oJ :@iIi".st g
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Potato starch.

/. A bushel of potatoes is worth so to 40
cents for, the, starch it contains. On an
average potatoes contain Is to II per
cent; of starch; some kinds-7those that
are well grown. thoroughly ripened,
heavy, and free from disease--contain
20 to 25 per cent of starch. The usual
product of the factories, however, is only
5 pounds to the bllshel; but this will af-
ford the grower So cents a bushel and a
fair remuneration to the manufacturer.
A crop Of 200 bushels per acre-and
every grower should aim at that very
possible yield-would thus bag $50 per
acre.. an equivalent return to 40 bushels
of wheat at 81 % per bushel, and if the
waste is brought back to the soil this is
gained without any exhaustion to the
land ..-HA - ,--L-R mr.. ..nlM.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Governor Bloxham, of Florida, has. got
ten into scrape. He has agreed to say
which Tallahassee girl is the pretfiest.

Mr.. NJ. A. Coons, of Ripley, o., writes:
Il have been taking DR.. Guysott's Yellow,
Dock and Sarsaparilla for impure blood,
it very effective What pleased me was its
mildness. When left off taking it there
was no craving for its further use, nor was
there any reaction and consequently no re-
newal Of my complaint. think great deal
of the medicine and recommend it stronglyo
Charles Davy, Of Greensboro, KY, is an
other lucky man, who has recovered watch
taken by Mr.. J. James two years ago.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

o.. Young, middle aged, OF old men, suf-
fering from nervous debility Or kindred
affections, should address, with two
stamps, for large treatise, Worlds Dis
pensiary Medical association, Buffalo,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

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Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

(. Murder will out, so will the fact that Car
boline, q deodorized extract of petroleum,
the natural hair renewer and restorer, is the
best preparation ever invented and excells
uine certificates now in our possession album
dainty prove iiiias a.i.s} oiS 9s,i ]" it5ti'
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
/ 1t is said that alcohol equal to that made
from grain can be produced from acor11s.

g.is'Slow and steady wins the race
Steadily, but not slowly, Kidney Wort is
distancing all competition for universal pop
ularity and usefulness. This celebrated
remedy can now be obtained in the usual
dry vegetable form, or in liquid form. 1t is
venience of those who cannot readily pre-
pare it. 1t will be found very concentrated
and will act with equal efficiency in either
form. Read advertisement. s.., AVS
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Dyspepsia with greater certainty and promp-
fitudei than any known remedy, and is a
most genial invigorant, appetizer and aid to
secretion. These are not empty assertions,
as thousands Of our countrymen and wo-
men who have experienced its effects are
aware, but are backed mp by iTefragable
proofs. The Bitters also give a healthful
stimulus to the urinary organs. 5
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers gem
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

= ETI.I--sr - FARG0, ~. T., } UIit 7, IooI.
for about five years, and find that they give
the very best of satisfaction, and knowing
the merits Of the tbitters, we never hesitate to
recommend them.
s'H X STa EOAKFoRD & NELSON, Druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Duelihg is actually becoming almost as
dangerous as foOling with q toy pistol.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

This is the season for bowel complaints
unripef fruit and exposure produce them,
and Perry, Davis Pain-K Killer cures them: It
acts with wonderful rapidity, and is perfect
~ harmless No family should be without
, it. For internal and External uses t,ihas
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

o Every color Of the Diamond Dyes is per-
feet. See the sample Of the colored cloth at
the druggists. unequalled for brilliancy.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Skinny Men,

Now that the Sultan. finds his troops are
not wanted in Egypt he is quite willing to
sendsthenl along. azsll '.''As i.''@ Us +.'''s
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Readings Russia ,Salye meets with won.
derful success in all cases of skin disease
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

y Sheep placed on Key West Island lose
their wool, in the second year.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
A~-
n IN T,.,>~ i 100

; Rochester Democrat: Misfortune overtakes
the best at last. Annie Louise Gary mar
ried Democrat. ...,, ,,t;-s,, t,,.,.+s.-. ,.r
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

'sWells' Health Remover" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, SEX
nal Debility 81 .a-.-.-.-a.--...--.,-A
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Greatest Discovery Since 1892

For coughs, colds, soar throat, bron.
chites, laryngitis, and consumption in its
early stages, nothing equals Dr.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discorery.'T01t is also
great blood purifier and strength-re-
storer or tonic, and for: liver, complaint
and costive conditions of the bowels, il
has no equal. Sold by druggists. e r-
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

i The weather and crops in Ireland are i'm.
proving. $50 .ts...- ,,,e.E,44,.s 5.,.l rs
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Il Not an experiment or cheap patent nedi-
cine is Browns Iron Bitters. 1t is prepared
by one of the oldest and most reliable chem
ical firms and will do all that is claimed for
it, .@'S's s'''F
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Rough on Rats.
Clears out rats, mice, reaches flies, ants,
bed-bugso skunks qchipmucks, gophers, Is
cents. Druggists. IA .'itt.s -.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

- Pittsburg Is short Of water. only one out
of eight pumps at the Water Works being in
order. 80 INV u.Ll.m.-. ~ NM.r.n ks.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Try DR.. Halliday Blood Purifier for Scrof
luIa, Salt Rheun, eiIymphatic diseases Or
Rheumatism. .Itcures quick and complete.
Sold by all druggists. 5. Blackford, prop,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

sEA local dinner to four at thirty dollars
per plate, exclusives of wines,i is exciting the
establishment and admiration of Bestonians.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

I 9 A case Of surgical instruments was lately
found at Pompeii. lij 95,l EsL9i1it8 gi2
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
;. WHAT'S Saved is Gained.

Mr.. Stephens will doubtless be elected
governor Of Georgia, but he will not receive
the united support of the democratic party.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Trv the new brand Spring Tobacco

Philadelphia policemen swing their clubs
very lightly now, because if they do other
wise they are promptly prosecuted. i'."'af
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

/. Lemuel W. Livingston Is the aristocratic
name ola new colOred cadet proposed for
West Point by Congressman Risbee, of Flor
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Workingmen will economic by en-
ploying DR.. Pierces Medicines. His
pheasant Purgatiye Pellets" and Gold
en- Medical Discovery" cleanse the blood
and system thus preventing fevers and
other serious diseases, and curing all
scrofulous and other humors. Sold by
druggists
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
Rough on Rat,

AnllS?yeaf old female, now on exhibition
London, lis s, fest 2 inches in height. 4; 49,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
q RetlWise and HaDpy

i'Hollywood, " the home of John 4Hoey, at
Il Long Branch, is one Of the handsomest
counttylseats in the United States. 2i!' '&f.t'
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

The immense wheat crop. coming in
ought to cheaper floor soon. s..
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

g Pure Cod-Liyer OIL made from selected liyers,
on the sea-shofe, by CAswELL, HAZARD h Co, New
York. Tits absolutely pure andsweet Patients who
aye once taken 1t prefer II to all Others Physcians
have decided 1t superior to any Of the other oils 10
market ~, n .3f. n, s.,sa !,
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

Clears out rats, MICE, reaches, hies,l ants;
bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. loo
Morris tribune., 1882-08-10
fNodoJd PIeaSltnE.

NO GOOu PreaCnlnSs
''''.s man cansdo'a~ good job of work..
preach good sermon, try q law suit
|. we'll, doctor a patient, or write q good
article when he feels miserable and dull,
with sluggish brain and unsteadyinerTes,
and none should make the attempt IN
such condition when it can pc so easily
ana an cheaply removed by d little Hop
lBBittersJ See other column, ALBANY
B 1l mes. @id,I .gal. s. g L. Ijsj5
b Ani!lS?year old female, now on exhibition
London Is fest z inches in height III o.
Rough on Rats" Al ~
clears out rats, mice reaches, HES ants
bed-bhgs, skunks; chipmunks, gophers. 15o
Druggists. jcEl bib II q ali1 II Hhs f2Y
Gov!Cornell has vetoed 1913 bills passed by
the New York legislature. F 100! zfi
lis. A Tilt with Time. Sol 84f
Ladies in their attempts to battle old time
are bound to receive some wounds in the
encounter These, however, they can con-
by o timely and regular resort to the use OF
"dlenn's Sulphur Soap. Without injuring
the health OF the skin, it removes pimples,
redness, and the various disfgnrements
&C. N. Crittenton, Proprietor, lis printed on
each packet, without which nOneis genuine.
Sold by druggists and fancy goods dealer.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, black or
brown, fifty cents. ga ..El1g1 seq.
Prof James A. Sewell, A. M, NJ. d., of
Medical Faculty, Laval University Quebec,
states: III have found Coldens Liquid Beef
OF Consumption, Weakness, Dyspepsia, and
all Nervous A fflictions. Inpregnant women
it has been retained while every other arti-
Gle of food was rejected. can recommend
it as convenient. palatable,I and easy OF d.
gestion." Remember the name, Colden's-
take no other.) OF druggists '-'''< A. ~
Give free Circulation Of air il the stables. at
this season. '}3ali+Eal -.'# bi4iA! TN
q '>-ll"IE Encyclopaedia" - '.'.~' J. ..
Quick, complete cure all annoying Kid
ney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. ST..
Druggists. ~, 1870 7 t,.,, g.s g..
Corn is just what hogs should not have at
the present time. !, ..... ~, -
The only iron preparation that does not
color the teeth and will not cause headache
or constipation, as other iron preparations
will, is Browns Iron sBitters.s on Ei Jlfg."
Il Two small hogs, maturing early are more
profitable than one large one. asia Il
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Morris tribune., 1882-08-10

lfyou willstop all your extravagan
and wrong notions in doctoring yourself
and families with expensive doctors OF.
shumbug etire.alls, that do harm always,
and use only natures simple remedies
for all yoursailinents- you will befewise,
well and happy and save great expense.
wise and good williten you, is Hop
Bitters-relysa pn ait.lT' See another