The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-10-07
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BLACK SHEEP,
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL!
Say, L ~sUNFLowER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling gunss

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trying to do with those Calling guns?
Why. OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with MUsH
and then discharging them
But the charge comes out at the wEosG ESD.
Yes, Ill PICKLES, the OLD MAN is so foolish he
Why: sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
BUILT. but the house that the Duke of Edinburg slept
in; and that he had some OLD CURIoS, an old carriage
he had bought part of the l. CHINESE THEATRE,
Yes. OLD pIcKLEs. that's so: but you see that cream
wouldn't churn, SO he has got in n new role, after the
government work
Yes. Ill PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
six years; But y9n see his game is up fnr The n a ling mas
he says the Government has been FLEEcED enough; it
has no more deeces to spare without equivalent given
for them; but. at the same time. he don't wish to be sci.
fish in the matter; he has made ample provision for all
RAMS nothing to do with those ram-rods that 1 spoke of
in the Last supper" y but the real article from Lanai anal
can have a fleece of his own. If GO WEST buys one of
be Iikeiy to get tia FOOL o and other diseases to
which sheep are subject. For his benefit | would recon-
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
water: this will destroy vermin. itch, scurf and mango,
The preparation as given above should be diluted with
warm water before being applied to the animal and It
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
where h h sTTSE to e1iR1S to I get ssM 1ne ML sFi Psty riding in .
beautiful wagonnette last Friday. Well, sir, it is one of
the most elegant carriages L ever saw "here dd Mr.
Patty get that carriage froml
Now. look here. OLD PICKLES, you can't come any of
those nice jobs come from the Government Factory, i"
on King street, that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
Say now. OLD sUNFLowER. let's talk sense. Who
What, for my BODY BUILDER have got a little
fellow from Louisville, Kentucky. Who can discount any
Now. OLD what are you giving us'
What has become of that young man that made bodies
for You before? That young man that uses Bears Oil
o. he has gone up town, to work for that man on Fort
oh : YES that slim man. 1 don't think he will ever be
as fat as You are, OLD s~UNFLOwE
Mo l L sei ast F hSt th as h hs 6 ss Of @ tape tRs l%G things : never saw
Say. OLD SUN, 1 think that OLD MAN DOWN IN THE
SWAMP can beat you on painting.
Yes? What makes yon think so -.
OLD sun. he told me he had the best painter in the
Kingdom.
1 had no reason to disbelieve him.
Who did he tell you he had
Yes! Did he tell you he had F, II. Harrioon We'll,
now, just stop for one minute; Harrison mas not been with
Now OLD sun, none of your soft soap. Who is he
to work fort
Why; he is with me-
name; and told people that he was the best workman
that he ever had seen; that he had always done the
kings in work ;ob IL and pis the King would nave NOBODY out MN
So you went for him and got himf
Well. OLD what has become of the
$ Green or en- b asrp N pa aver 70 y Prisso. 9o Oh to to LOOK for Dennis.
What Dennis
What, the Irish Agitator?
Yes. that is the man.
Why, what in the world did he leave you fort
o. he did such awful painting for me, l had to let him IN
scare horses: so I Thought the most quiet way was the
How is it about your Trimmer. IL sUNFLowER?
Who do you mean, STEM
Yes. he did. but he did not Keep him. He agreed for
One Hund6ed Dollars bonus. but he did not get it. and 1
got him back, YOU BET.
Then you have got all Of those workmen?
Won OLD PICKLES. Some years ago there was smother
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
ToS1 New m aDrt to t I. 90 %est ne ' TSen to this s' Go Vest Naxt0 Sa . li fi
dhg family SU%ni Il by the name of Ransom am in New Jersey. The
old man was well TO do in this worlds goods, but never
went to church, whilst the old woman was somewhat in
clsned to go to church. Some of their GALS were get
ting up in their teens. and the old woman thought they
man TO go to church and let the GALS get in Society, that
get them in society they might die old maids. So she
made an impression on ths old man. and he consented to
time, the old man was not srry anxious about it, Finally
" Mother, I have not been III the church since We were
married. so 1 think the old dominic will make some re-
marks about it" Says the old woman, :, You talk like an
old fool. the dominic may not know that We are in the
s sh0T r + bnt w Tep se ne%' SO $40 thew got to Church aud tSs
usher seated them all right. and the two GALS; but tho
kept cycling the old man, and the old man dropping his
head, finally the old dominic IN the pulpit rose up open
turn ye Ransom, Sinner Home" Tine old man rose up
this" But the old woman insisted that he didn't mesn
them" All" says the old man; " there are no other
hoist that in" So home they went and haven't been to
Vest. That Young man was a reader of the Tribune, and
he saw the " go West - in it, so he got up and got, and is
now in the swamp.
Well. OLD sun. that is quite q comparison, but no
about that Old Junk Store?
We'll. OLD PICKLES, 1 am worried with You,
Have You any objections to being called ~sUNFLoWER?
quite z compliment Oscar Wilde, the scholar. poet and
apostle of EstheIiclsm, has given to the Sunfower and
the Lily for its purity and delicscy, and Sunhouer from
its resembling to the Golden Orb of Day. 1t is inmate
rial TO nue. whether 1 am dslled & Sunhower or q Rose.
1.-THE Rose by any other name will smell as sweet
Well, just once more, OLD sun, have you any
CURIOSi
Not many, L PICKLES.
Give US q few, OLD SUN.
Well, 1 have a shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, n tooth
from the mouth of Pearl River. and n cap from Diamond
Head, That comprises my principal stock OF CURlOS.
How is that, OLD PICKLES.?
Quite sufficient, OLD sun.
Well, OLD PICKLES, 1 have a lot more, but it is get
ting late, and time is money. Still l ought TO say some
would do so, If it were not so soft and silly. l Thought
that Uoc os-pocus-rhincus vHal': have done better for the
amount paid for 1t.
Now, just another question, OLD SUN, have you any
thing TO say for yourself
Yes. OLD PIILES, / might say = great deal. but l
don't wsnt to hurt the feelings of the OLD MAN IN II
MARSH. 50 l will merely add that if you know any per
son, who want carriages or carts built or repaired. trim
med or painted. or who wants anything in the saddlery
line, or who requires iron work or horse shoeing, send
them along to the
Pioneer Shops on King Street.
where all such work is done IN the best manner and on
the most liberal terms
All kinds of tools and machinery for well-boring. and
other hand and steam tools made and repaired.
Carriages. Expresses, Lumber Wagons (pattern of the
Putnam Cart OF Horse Break Milk w agons, English Dog
carts, etc, made to order.
All varieties of Harness on hand OF made to order
Splendid Saddles and Brides, suitable for use on the
occasion of The Coronation.
Fancy Brides msde and on hand.
Also, Material, spokes Felloes, Hubs, and all other ar