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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15
CI32 (3fENHIOI1S FOR Al
DOCTORS BOY.

A physician ought to be specially
careful IN the selection of servant.
This servant should not be dressed
in black, for that would be too sug-
gestive; but in garments of neutral
tint, the symbol of uncertainty. He
ought not to be the possessor of q
cadaverous vissage, lest he give the
impression that those who enter the
doctors office must abandon hope.
Neither should he be forid and ro-
tund, as though sickness was not
serious thing. He should occupy
the golden mean between the CAV
and the grave. He ought not,
moreover, be excessively truthful.
lest he injure the practice of his
employer. We have heard of SER
want who was totally unfit for his
position, simply because he posi-
lively could not tell lie. A stran-
ger who had sudden illness at home
inquired:
''Is the doctor in?"
No. sir" was the quick reply.
'Tell me. has the doctor great
many patients?"
The servant became pale, but
slowly and solemnly replied:
"Not many living. sir"
Then the stranger turned sadly
away and sought a doctor whose
servant had less resemblance to the
Father OF his Country.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15

HEAVENS FIRST LAw.-It is abso-
lutely demanded that the mental
and phi sical laws of our nature
should be kept in equilibrium.
System and order must be recog-
nized us fundamental; any depart
ure entails sickness, disease and
death as penalties. To be healthy,
beautiful and buoyant, the whole
constitution must maintain regular
action in all its component parts.
A female who imprudently exposes
herself and becomes Frustrated
with headache. pain in the buck,
fever, irregular OF suppressed
monthly action, with constipation
and loss of appetite, must be re-
stored to regular action, nnst be
revitalized, recuperated at. once,
aud for this purpose nothing equals
DIR. Dromsoole's ENGLISH FEMALE
BITTERs. 1t is prepared expressly
for all such diseases.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15

change editor. "You see"
"Oh, no, no." demonstrated the
blushing maiden. "Not thai"
Certainly" protested the ex-
change editor, warming up. "Nine
to four she's got 'em; aud you get
fidelity to fact with wealth of poet
ical expression. The worst of
poetry generally is, you can't state
things as they are. 1t amt Ike
prose. But here we've busted all
the established notions, and pat up
an actual existence, with the veil of
genuine poetry over it. I think
that's the best idea we've struck
yet"
81 don't seem to look at it as you
do, but of course you are tue best
judge. Pa thought I ought to say:
"As silently she trips along
In autumn's yellow tracks"
"Wouldn't that do?"
"Do! Just look at it. Does
tracks rhyme with roeks9 Not in
the Brooklyn Eagle it don't. Be-
sides, when you say tracks and
rocks, you give the impression of
some fellow hearing things to
another fellow who's scratching for
safety. Socks on the other hand,
rhymes with rocks and these
beautify them. while it touches up
the milkmaid, and, by describing
her condition, shows her to be a
child of the very nature yoa are
showing up"
i think you're right" said the
sweet angel. "Ill tell pa Just where
he was wrong. This is the way the !
fifth verse runs:
'And close behind, the farmers boy
Thrills forth his simple tunes,
And slips beside the maiden coy
"'And splits his pantaloonsr
Done it myself; know just exactly
low it is. Why, bless your heart,
1ou-'
SNIP snip snip. Paste, pasta, I
taste. Bnt 3 s Wifh 3 sd i1n6e3 1
8 ]! ] ] = : ! :
ecoIlecti ti6n u his heart 81 oaS sun
'eams IN hie ~. opanched by the
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15
WHAT HAPPENED TO A
PITTSBURG MAN.

Newspapers nowadays are full of
stories of the marvellous luck which
has befallen people who did not
look for anything of the kind to
happen. Every now and then we
hear of somebody having a large
fortune left to them by the death of
a distant relative, a cousin in Cali
fornia, or something of that kind.
Not long ago young Pitts5urger
had singular piece of luck happen
to him. One day the young gen.
tleman in question was walking
down Fifth Avenue, when he saw
an old and rather decrepit nan
slip on a crossing and fall heavily.
He aided him to regain his footing
and helped him into neighboring
drug store, where the old man had
his leg mende6 with sticking plas-
ter, as BE- had knocked some of the
skin off. The old fellow seemed
very grateful for the courtesy which
had been shown him, and, after
asking the name of the young man
who had been of service to him. he
wrote it down in a memorandum
book, and said, as he shook hands:
"My name is I am
from MASSACHUSETTS. Some day.
PERHAPS, you may hear from me-"
Time passed oil, and all recollec-
ton of the occurrence passed from
the Pittsburger's mind. He be-
came embarrassed In business, and
he was reduced to extreE.e poverty.
One day, when he felt extremely
down-hearted, and did not know
which way to turn for livelihood.
be CHANGED to pick mp q Boston
paper, and to his intense astonish-
ment, be saw that the old man whom
be had picked up in Fifth avenue
was dead, and by his will, which
vas published in the paper, tina
Ril1ahnreeE ~ sthat : fortune e
III -
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15

BAILEYs SALINE APERIENT is now
recognized as the best and cheap
est, and most pleasant cathartic in
use, ior the special cure of head
ache. constipation, heartburn, acid
stomach, dyspepsia, etc. Il cools
and qulets, while as n sparkling
summer beverage, it is delig htful.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15

A fashion paper. says cornmeal
rubbed in the hair will clean it.
But nobody wants to take SO much
trouble to clean cornmeal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15
DROPPING NTo POETRY.

1
DROPPING INTO POETRY.
[BsookIm Eagle:l
eff you ..p]1sse, SIR" said the
young lady. tinn1ly, as the exchange
editor landed NJ 1 chair, 81 have
composed a few vsrses, or partly
composed then{ aud / thought you
might help me finish them, and
then print theqs Ma says they are
real nice. as far Is they go, and pa
takes the Eagle every day."
She was q handsome creature,
with beautiful Nlpe eyes, and a
crowning glory 81 yellow as golden
rods.~ There wa an expectant look
on her faces h1pefulness that APP
pealed to the hottest emotions, and
the exchange editor made up his
mind not to crusi the longings of
that pure hearts he never struck
May I shon you the poetry?"
continued the fine, red mouth.
You will see II hts I couldn't get
the iaSe nnes q ne verses, ana II
you would pleas Pc SO KIND as to-
noP e.,
n' gao nesei
49, -. -a 'ne uA
d;v;ne art A. s.,aI ,f.it - 10 :. ..;a,d liz
ed TO the haw;is 80 ,.s;a - 40 HI III
barl Wsl IL IA .a;Ia,
e.rha t;rss 80 ,;l@ .,:a >,
sho wont IN 90 ca,-a s.,
his svas. zs Nun
) mss,t.,.. !. -. Il.
Thsr;r l,sss ~ s,s Yum a'i
IA .,..s. <-ass S 80 >,
arr. .gr' ~ - -, - IN s.s-. 'A.e
40 an1isplt soH p,'ls' adaed the I
e4cnst 2 su,it ~ y asu 20 = Jerk. just
stls mug q s'aess IN sno =. y = ~ ~.
! ~ = ). We \
psoPie you meet are
suppose you know pest, IN
tne young glri. I nad
~. M stoaghs ., . !. IN 'na1 way put
YOU nave oet'er ioea OF such
.hlngs: Now tne second verse IS
nofe IKE 'nis:
The doye-eyed klne upon the moor
LOOK tender meek and sad;
F" nue. ifom 'he sales comes the roar
of the matchless hver-pad
cared Inc exchange editor. 'Tnere
'ou get II. inat pmshes the sec
.nd verse SO as 20 match with the
lrsI' iS complnes the fashions :
vim poetry ano carries the idea
lght hor1e 10 .ne nreside. Ii L .
my hao your ao'hty IN starting a {
erse, WIN my genius III winding 1t !
p. u quiI tne snears ana open In
ue poetry business .o,mofroW.
Ihihk sof asked the 1alr young
aoy. IL uon ssrke me as keep q
u uP 'no Ii
You don ? want TO- You want q
. oreak the tnems mere ana there. i
~ ne reaoer nAes ~ oe'.ef. oh. yes. n
mere you keep up the Theme 1t t
e.s mono.onous nous |
IernaPs snass 80, relolnea .he I,
eauty' oIisn'enlng up; 1 aidnt $
iiiih u 'nas' Nv" ~ ie"p bne l.
liio verse j.
how saaiy ar0ops the dying day. S,
And nignt springs from the glen; +,
ana moaning sWii'gnt seems to say h
Inc Ola mah drunk again, Ii
oqisih oo. "ouiu it' ASKED the IL
lcuahRe euieoI. ooheoooy else "
role 'iae' aho NC "isut pe ac- p
,ra tb;s th,nu or;a;nal Sp,,,,osa u
III
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-04-15

Narrowness is the mother of un-
belief.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1882-09-01
OUR NEW GOVERNOR.
He accepts thu Appointments and will sail
/ for Home In Octaber.

~
In an eastern exchange we find The follow,
ing in regard to Coion.1 Schuyler Crosby.
Moutana~ future Governor
Coieilel John schuyler Crosby, lately APP
pointed Governor oil Montana has accepted
the position, and will leave Florence, where
he a. present represents tue United States In
IA cdn-n,ar capacity, In October. He was
born iuSNew York City September -, 1889.
and Ii a.gfeai grandson of William Floyd,
one Of the steuers of the Declaration of INDIE
pendence, add iineal descendant OF General
Philip Schuyler. He entered the regular
army as First Lieutenant of the First Artil-
lery in 1861, and served with his battery UNI
der General Mcclellan in the Army of the
Potomac. Then he became q member of
General Banks staff, and was brevetted cap
tain for gallantrv at the battle Of Fort Bis
bane, and major for gallantry during the Fort
Hudson campaign. In August, 1864, he was
commissioned colonel of the Seventh Heavy
Artillery by Governor Seymour, but declined.
Subsequently he served on the stats Of Gen.
erals Candy and Sheridan. He resigned from
the army in 1872, and in 1876 was appointed
Consul to Florence. In June, 1877, ne re.
ceived under authority Of an act of Congress,
life-saving medal Of the first class, ''for the
extreme and heroic daring manifested by you
in saving the life of Miss Edith May, and In
endeavoring to rescue the late Miss Adele
Hunter, and William I. Garner and his wife
under circumstances of peculiar peril and
difficulty which attended the sudden sinking
of the yacht Aohatek, on the 10th of July,
1876" June ., 1881, he received the tina nks
and gratitude of the Italian Government fol
aiding the authorities in arresting and prose
cutting large band of forgers of public secu,
rites.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1882-09-01

The Misses Aggie and May Irvine are visit
ing relatives in Butte.
Miss Sallie Batterton returned from Rocker
last Sunday, her school there having closed.
Miss Mamie Kelley and Mrs. Harry Il.
Mills paid brief visit to Warm Springs last
Monday.
Messrs. George C. Randolph, James For
bis and George Penrose rusticated at Warm
Springs last week.
Miss Mary Kohrs, of Davenport, Iowa, is
visiting Mrs. G. p. Fl. Bielenberg and will
remain some months. ~
Miss Sadie Hutchins, of Butte, is visiting
In Deer Lodge with Mrs. II. III. Zenor. She
returns home next week.
It Is stated that Miss Anna King, formerly
music teacher here, will return to Deer Lodge
this fall with Mrs. Con Khors.
A trip to Mount Powell next Tuesday and
Wednesday is contemplated by number oil
Deer Lodge ladies and gentlemen. -..s.ss
Miss Emma L. Butcher who has been visit
ing Mrs. james II. Mills for couple O
| weeks, returned to Butte last Sunday. .....
| Mrs. Il. T. Kennon, who has been. visiting
| IN Butte, returned home this week. Sh'
brought with her little Miss Sue WEIGH. ,.
Among the ladies visiting in Warm Spring
are Mrs. VIM Reed, Mrs. James Renshay
and Miss Long, of Butte, and Mrs. J. X. Pal
dee, of Philipsburg.
Mrs. Chas. Aspiring and children returne
from Butte last Thursday evening. They wer
accompanied by Mr.. Freyschlag and family
and Friday the whole party went into TIL
mountains for couple Of days pleasure.
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The Mines Of Maiden and Warm Spring
Clutches. s +

The travelling representative of the Hus
bandn,as recently visited Maiden and writes
as follows to his paper The placer mines of
Maiden and Warm Spring guiches and tribu-
taries are limited in extent. The gulches are
narrow, and where worked show that the
streak il small To one who has witnessed
the mining ont of Alder, Last Chance, and
Confederate gulches, the piacers OF Maiden
seem exceedingly small The claims are large
the whole of the ground being owned by a
few persons. The advantages of water for
working are also limited, and on the whole
the outlook is not such as would entitles the
camp to any very great notoriety in placer
mining, since the situation il such that very
few men can be employed to advantage in
working them. The depth to bedrock is shall
low-from six to ten feet-and the work now
being done is by means of reservoirs, enab'
ling few hours run each day, with small
head of water If, however, the pay channel
Is so rich that 1t will yield $50 to $50 per day
to the man as has been. represented in. some
of the eastern journals, the dirt will pay to %
taken ont in winter and summer and hauled
to a point where water may be had for wash.
ing. This manner would employ quite num-
Der of laborers: but am Inclined to doubt
the practicabiIity of this under the circum-
stances.
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Public School Matters.

Last Saturday was held the annual election
for School Trustee of the Deer Lodge
schools, and Mr.. Ed. III. Irvine, whose term
had expired, succeeded himself, receiving
forty out of the fifty-five votes cast. His re-
election liz fair indication of the excellent
work he has done as Trustee during the past
three years and the satisfaction with which
his efforts In behalf of the public schools Is
regarded by the patrons. The position Is
onerous and unremunerative, but he has
filed it as an honest man and good citizen
should. He has done well.
Mr.. H. A. Hurlburt was reelected Clerk OF
the School Board, he having no opposition.
The school term will probably begin about
the 18th OF this mouth.
Miss Mary A. Brownson, of Washington,
| Pa, daughter of Rev. DR.. James L. Brown
son, who recently visited here, and sister Of
of Mrs. H. r. whitehill, of this place, has
been employed as assistant teacher in the
Dee Lodge schools, and will probably have
! charge of the grammar department. The
lady il at present teacher In female semi
nary at Washington, Pa, and bears an ex
cellent reputation in her profession.
The School Board has decided to get some
new furniture, and about forty new desks o
the latest pattern will be purchased, Thes'
desks have folding top, which can be made
at will into book rest, a writing-desk or
box cover to enclose the books. They ar
very convenient.
The salary of the Principal Of the school
is 81 $50 per annum, and the assistant teach
ers receive $50 per month.
The addition to the school building Is pre-
crossing. By the plan adopted large an
handsome auditorium will be secured, eivin
plenty of room for public examination
school exhibitions, lectures, and 40 forth.
At the Willow Glen school election la;
Saturday, VIM. Weir, Esq, was electe
trustee for three years, and Peter Jessen fc
one year. There was tie vote on the cand
date for the two years term. Mr. John
Eardley was elected clerk of the Board.
At the school election at Race Track la
Saturday Mr.. Petei Pierce was elected tra
tee, and Mr.. George johnson clerk.
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The Clear Creek District.

This mining district. formerly known as
the Boulder, is furnishing good prospects at
present, and bids fair to develop as one Of
the best in the Territory. The leads dis
covered by Mr.. Hickey continue to improve
in assays.
Billy Wilson, of this place, has located
three leads-the Deer Lodge, Wilson ~ Sui
Ivan, and Panhandle, and we are informed
that he has bonded the two first for $4,000
to the California Mining Company. This
company Is the same company that Is work
ing the Ontario at Park City, Utah, and we
understand that Messrs. James Shields and
Marcus DAILY. of Butte, are interested In
1t. The bond rims four months, and all ore
is TO be left on the dump. Mr.. Thomas God
frey has located one or two leads on
Thunderbolt Hill, near Wilson's leads, and
average assays Of ore I'm mediately under the
groupings yield sixty-thrse ounces to the
ton.
We learn that an exploring party has been
sent to discover il possible route down
Race Track creek to this valley, and IL q
practicable one is found a force of fifty men
win be put on Immediately to build good
road down. 1t is to be hoped the party will
meet with success.
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Remaining uncalled for in the Postotiice at
Deer Lodge, Mont, August, 81, 1882. Persons
calling for letters in this list will please say
advertised" and give date of list:
Ammo, wmH. Anderson, Thos.
Brice, Jane l.. Burns, James
Browning, Jas.D. Broadway, Charles
Blair, Jerry Birie, DAVID
Carpenter, Miss l.. Cooper, DID.
CIarkson, Chas r. Chinn, VIM.
Dumas, Oliver Dugan, John
Elllngsen, L.GA. Erwin, A. X.
Foster, John
Gallagher, sc. Gallagher, John
Gassman, Otto Growdon john
Hoffman, John A. Halgren, Oscar
Harrison, Gideon Hawks, Joseph b.
Herr, owen Hammond, George,5
Jensen, Miss Emma johnson, Elmora
johnson, NJ. L. Johnson, Miss FANNIE
'Kempel, Miss Gussie Kidwell, j. Ii.
Lowell, q. W. Lang, Andreas
Lennon, Michael
Madison, A. NJ. Morrell, Minnie
McPhee, Peter Mather, Frank
Nelson, James p,
Pearson, Guy Philips, Joe,2
aaa d. Pogue, John
Ruthrauff, G. c.. Rice Richard
Rock, p. Rider, X. A. Ell. T.
.. q. ,.. 81 Rowley, John .. -... a
Sorenson, Julius j., 2 Smith, J. A. .s
Stewart, Thompson Spaulding, Julius
Staffenson, P. Stevens, VIM. H. ~.
Smith, Wood
Thomas, A. Timberlake, Mr..
Thomas, Lafayette
Woodwork, Benz. Warren, F.B.
Watts, WI. Wall, Thomas A.
49,. E.S. STACKPOLE, p. NJ.
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Pianos and Organs.

Mr.. A. Redewill. of the music department
Of A. L Bancroft g. Co., San Francisco, has
been In Deer Lodge the past week engaged
in tuning pianos, an occupation in which he
manifssts Superior ability. He tuned large
number Or rianos II Bate. giving snduafi-
fied satisfaction. and - he bears the r-pufa-
ton Of being the best timer who has ever
visited this section, those having instruments
should improve the opportunity 10 have them
put la good order. A weli-known dealer 10
pianos in Butte, writing Of Mr. r.. says; He
il the only first-ciass tuner that has ever Wis
tied Montana He hiss tuned over seventy
Ave pianos here and Lhaveyet 70 hear o. The
f,rst word Of complaint against him. The
work lie hAs done on my pianos could no
have been done II b. had not been here ut
Redewill Il aIso agent Tor the sale Of several
excellent pianos and organs, for advertise
ncnt (Which 80 other columns.
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Also Agents for the
Summons.

In the District Court Of the Second Judicial District
of the Territory OF Montana In and for the County
of Deer Lodge. f.. ##f."s5
Lizzie williamson, Plaintiff, ssrr...s
Edmund j. williamson. Defendant # e. saaz.a
The people of the Territory of Montana send
greeting 10 Edm md J. williamson, defendant
= You are hereby required 70 appear In an action
brouuht against YOU by The above named plaintiff IN
the District Court Of the Second Judicial District OF
the Territory of Montana, IN and for the County
OF Deer Lodge, and to answer the COM
paint led therein within ten days. exclusive of the
none ii served within this county; or. II served out
of this county, bat In thus Dstrlct, within twenty
DAYS. otherwise within forty days: or judgment by
Defanlt will be taken against you, according to the
PRAYER OF SAID complaint. gay sn -
The said action lie brought to recover the Decree
of this Court dissoving III. bonds of matrmony be-
tween YOU and plaintiff. and that you and pantin be
forever divorced from each other and hat Dainth De
awarded tho custody of Murty May Williamson, the
child of Yourself and paintif, and for costs of suit
because AZ alleged. In the month OF Ar 1880, you,
without cause, deserted plaintiff aid absented your.
SET from plaintiff and from said Territory. without
the intention OF returning, and have ever since con-
And yoa are hereby notified, that II you fail to APP
near and answer said complaint above required the
said plaintiff will take default against you and apply
to the Court for the relief demanded in the prayer OF
plaintiff complaint.
Court OF The Second Judicial Disr OF the Territory
Of Mpntanain end tor the county OF Deer
ysEAL Lodge. this 25.h day
t--, of August. In the Year of Our Lord, one
thousand eight hundred and ei2hty-tgo.
PHI GEO. W. IRWIN, IT,. Clerk.
BY r. L. DAVIS, Deputy Clerk. 6s6-5ss
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The Boston Comic Opera Co.

This company seems to be rather unfortu-
nate in its pigrimages. Last Friday for the
second time the company failed to arrive ac-
cording to advertisement, getting in after
eigct o'clock in the evening. An entertain
ment was gwen, however, on Saturday even
ing to full house, and the singers fully sus-
tanned the reputation they have made in their
tour through the Territory. The musical
treat furnished Is such as Montana people
seldom receive, but we trust the appreciation
shown will prove an inducement to other
companies of similar character to travel in
this direction.
The company left on Monday for Missoula
They will keep on westward to Portland
Oregon, and a trip to Australia is contempla
ted. F"#
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improvements.

----~--- "A r.
A plank fence is being built around the
Presbyterian church lot gts88
Mr.. John O'Neill is building small log
house on College Hill.
Mr.. George Cockrell is building log house
on the lot adioinisg his present residence.
He will occupy II himself, while Mr.. Catlin
will move into the house at present occupied
by Mr. Cockrell. The latter's new house on
College Hill Is rapidly approaching com
pIeteness and will be occupied By Mr.. Bald
win, of Helena, who will have charge OF the
harness mandatory In the penite ntiary.
Judge Galbraiths house is getting along
finely, the brick work being in progress. The
main building is thirty by thirty-two feet In
size and two stories high, with one story
addition Mt the back twelve by thirty feet In
size. The ample grounds around the house
WILDE fitted up in good style after the house
In completed, and the place viii doubtless be
one Of the hansieoMest In town.
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'arnes O'Donel,

Report of the Month Ending Aug. 20, 1882
Number of pupils enrolled, %; average
number belonging to school, %; average
daily attendance, 81; per cent. of attendance,
96.
RESULT OF TRANSLATION. .s
Names of pupils whose average grade was
above "a, and less than o.
A Glass Allen Bowie, 81 Irvine Bowie,
90 David Pizer, 80; Annie Hansen. 80.
b Class-walter Kroger, 81 John Frazer,
81; Jonas Hansen, 81; Eva Leavens, "
Mary shuh, 90 Mary Pier, s6; Dora
Kroger, IS Lottie Pizer,'s5.
G Class-Fanuie Bowie, %; Boyze Bull
lard. 81 Jennie Fraser, 90; Henry Kro-
ger, So. =.
ROLL OF HONOR.
This is composed of pupils who have been
exemplary in their department, and whose
average grade in the several branches OF
study was above "a: ..r..
A Class-Edua Bowie, o.
ID. wEyANpT, Teacher: