Brookings County sentinel. (Brookings, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1890, 1882-03-30
SPICE AND ALlsplcE.

SPICE AND ALLsPIcE.
BREAcHEs Of courtesy--those worn in
burlesque.
SCOTCH potatoes should always be
eaten in their kilts.--N. " Commercial
Advertiser.
In the census Office IL areturn IN which
Boston man is described as q manu-
facturer of pigs feet.
PHmADEIPHIA has an artist named
Sword. When eight years Of age he was
only little bowie.--Har.ford Times.
DINER Ito waiter); "This chop is
very dry" Wsiter Ito diner): "Per-
haps then, you had better order some
thing 10 drink with it"
MAYOR GRACE. Of New York, admits
that he has beer raturalized twice. II is
suspected that il didn't stake" the first
time.-L0i1eu Courier.
TIE overflow Ia injurious to gardeners.
Their gardens spring leak before they
can market their leeks in the spring
Neto Orleans Picdyune.
THE morning is the best time of day
to pick buckwheat cakes. A strong,
healthy man can pick fifteen from dish
at single sitting, SO we've been told.
You Who the world in tnmuit keep
With open mouth whcne'er you sieep,
In mercy some Atonement make,
And keep IL shut when you're awake;
--yeN Fork Hour.
An up-country man bought Roman
candle and lighted II to go to bed by.
He says you can bet your sweet life he'll
lick the man that loaded it, il he can find
him out.
"CAS'r," says Emerson, sis useful to
provoke common sense" II is also use
full, with an apostrophe, when doubt
full friend asks you to lend him five dol
lars. -Ha,0keye.
SULLIVAN offers to fight any man in
America for $4,000. Let some one
leave him that amount by will and be
will have chance to fight the lawyers
for it-Picdyune.
TIE French general IN Tunis has sent
home tapir, but the animal persists in
being homesick. He isn't the tapir to
shine in Paris. He is the light of other
Deys.- Hor Poputi.
IT is that good old lady, Mrs. Part
ington, who says very wisely that there
| is not much difference between O poet
and pullet, except in the spelling, for
both spend most Of their time in chant
ing their lays.
In consequence of the overflow in the
Mississippi Valley Talmage will post
poue his proposed lecturing tour through
that section. Eow wonderfully does
Providence temper the wind to the shorn
lambl-7exas Sitfings.
\ L., IL, -. C.k-~.lnr an LII IooxI f,tl
ou a Bridgeport man and held him until
released. 1t is common enough for q
5oaTd bill TO fasten man that way, but
this is The first instance on the part OF a
bill board Dan6ury Ne'os.
"NEvER leave what you undertake un-
dertake until you can reach your arm
around it and ciinch your hands on the
other side," says a recently published
book for young men. Most excellent
advice; but what if she screams?
A MEDICAL advertiser puts forward
what he calls "the medicine of the fu-
ture." II seems as if there were medicine
enough for represent life, so it is hoped
the "medicine OF the future will be
cooling draneht. "-LoweH Courier.
"Do You think l am a fool?' vio-
lent man once asked OF the Rev. DIR.
Bethune. Really replied the doctor,
81 would not venture the assertion, but
now that you ask my opinion, L must
say that I am not prepared to deny it 4"
QUIZ says Philadelphia's new women's
club, the " Hayacinth, ""will devote it
self 30 minding its own business. 1t is
expected that Barnum will make heavy
bid for il next season, to add to their
o'nei o.. e'L','''so'~ -. e';. "...s';..o, -
In ottumwa, iowa, . pig commltlea
deliberate suicide oy laying It's neck
across one ran as a tram o, cars ap-
Proacned. II was prooaoiy mau oecaase use,
naa oeen M WIZ ,on a~ ana
'n11e ns.Ir.eI".IiI e M ~. pANe
"''Aoe'P"'o 4.'~
AN egg broken IN hoApury tne o,ner
DAY was iound 10 De yokeiess. II BOX
bury hens can't anord 70 iufnsn yoiks
with tneir eggs AZ the present eieVaeeu
pf1ce OF iruit. IL may reasonaoiy pe pre-
snmed that when tne price ee1s down 70
sixteen cents dozen tney win ny noun
ing but the snen.-NorTsstoton ferdtd.
"WHEN ! grow up III be man,
won't Y asked httie ooy Oh ms
mother. fes, my son; put II you want
to be nan you must 90 mdustrious AZ
scnooi ana learn now 70 behave your
sell. "Why, mamma, 90 the lazy ooys
turn out 10 De women MANY Oh
them do my child.
| TIE other evening q friend met Ally
Sloper vending his uncertain way home
ward, and after assisting him to rise nom
the gutter, where he had gracefully de
posted himself, he said: WHAT'S the
matter, Aliyf Whist arc you tnmbi,ng
about 80 lori! III teh yon, oldsn
man, replied Ally. " put don tsn repeat
1t. I've shbeen drinking nom tumoier,
and sposh have caugnt II.
An unfortunate man complained IN the
New York Sun Of having had bad dreams.
The remedies thus far recommended TO
him are: To put . bunch OF old rusty
keys under his pillow; 10 lie ON his side;
not to lie at all, but TO 80 to bed with