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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
A NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAN.


The above is a gsod likeness Of Mrs. Lydia T. Pinb
ham, of Lynn, Mass who above all other human beings
may be truthfully called tho Dear Friend OF Woman"
some OF her correspondents love 20 call her. She
Is zealousy devoted to her work which b the outcome
OF O Hfe-study, and Is obliged Co keep six lady
assistants TO help her answer the large correspondence
which daily pours in upon her. each bearing s special
burden Of suffering, or Joy at release from &C. Her
Vegetable Compound Is medicine for good and noe
evD purposes have personally investigated it and
am satisfied OF the truth OF this
On account Of its proven merits. Il Is recommended
and prescribed by the best physicians in the country
One saysi It works like a charm and saves much
paiA. II viii cure entirely the worst form Of falling
OF the uterus, Leucorrhoea, irregular and painful
MenstruRtion, all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
liberation, F1oodngs Al DisPlacements and the con-
sequent spinal weakness and Is especially adapted to
the Change OF Life"
Il permeates every portion Of the system and gives
new life and viger It removes faintneas hatuiency,
destroys all craving for stImulants and relieves weak
ness OF the stomach. II cures BloatinR, Headaches.
Nervous Prostration General Debility Aeeplessness,
Depression and Indigestion. That feeling OF bearing
down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always
permanently cured by its It VIII at all times, and
under all circumstance act in harmony with the law
that governs the female system.
II only g. per bottle six for o. and ig sold by
druggists Amy advice required 70 special cases. and
the OF many who have been restored 10 perfect
health by the of the Vegetable Compound can be
obtained by addressing Mrs p, with stamp for reply,
st her home in Lynn, Mass
For Kidney Complaint Of either sex this compounds
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
"Mrs. PinkhAms Liver Pills" says writer, "are
the best in the trOTld for the cure OF Constipation,
Bliousness and Torpidty Of the liver. her Blood
Purifier works onders In its special line and bids fair
to equal the Compound in its popularity.
All must respect her as Angel OF Mercy whose sole
ambition IS 20 do good 70 others-
Philadelphia Pa CD Mrs. A. ND.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Mensman's Peptonized beef tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing it's en-
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force generating and life
sustaining properties invaluable for indi-
gestion, dyspepsia nervous prostration, and
all forms of general debility; also, In all
enfeebled conditions, whether the result OF
exhaustion, nervous prostraVlon, overwork
or acute disease, particularly If resulting
Fl ON pulmonary complaints. Caswell,
Hazard & Co., proprletors, New York.
Sold bY all druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

He was a new member, and when a
Congressman got up and delivered a
eulogy on deceased brother. the for
mer indulged ill loud laughter. When
spoken to about the incongruity of his
hilarity, he innocently replied "Well,
didn't know. All the Congressional
speeches I've seen in print were full of
laughter, and as this speech was about
as funny as any of 'em, thought it was
my business to adhere to the custom
and smile out loud"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
The Popular Demand.

So great has been the popular demand
fo- the celebrated remedy Kidney W ort,
that ii is having an immense sale from
Maine TO California. Some have found it
mconVenient to prepare it from the dry
compound. For such the propuetors now
prepare 1t In llquId form. This can be
procured at the druggists. 1t has pre-
ci,ely the same effect ss the dry, but is
very concentrated R0 that the dose is much
smaller. .-LolUeH Mail.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

"MA, give us mother piece O. pie,
shouted New Haven midget ut the
table last evening. "My child, you act
as though pie was on the free list. II
is very heavily protected and l can net
afford moro than one piece for you. u
II merely asked for pie in It's specific
duty. don't care anything about It's
al valorem. ma" After such dazzling
exhibition OF knowledge of public ques-
tions the second piece of pie was slid on
his plate instanter.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

as TO the best methods and remedies, for
the cure OF constipation and dlsordered
liver and kidneya But those that have
used Kidney Wort, agree that il is by far
the best medicine known. Its action Id
prompt, thorough and lasting. Don't take
pills, and other mercurals that poison the
system, but by using Kidney Wort restore
the natural action of all the orga1s-NesO
COUenQnt.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

AFTER Nacker's third wife was buried,
Dan Pelter presented a bill to the be;
reaved husband, who had already mar
ried again: "To digin grav fur yer Sd
wif-$8 dolers." "Thunderation !" ex-
claimed Nacker; "that's too much when
/ give We all my business in that line.
I'll give a bushel of beans an call il
square" Cant do IT." said Dan.
"Well. then, after this time I'll dig my
own graves" said the economical Mack
er.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

The difference: 'Your Honor and
gentlemen of the jury, I acknowledge
the reference of couseI OF the other side
to my gray hair. NV hair is gray, and
it will continue to be gray as long as I
live. The hair OF that gentleman is
black, and will continue to be black as
long as he dyes"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

LETTUCE SALAD Chop fine two heads
of lettuce and yelks of six hard-boiled
eggs; add one tablespoon melted butter,
one teaspoon made mustard. one-halt
teaspoon each of salt, pepper and sugar;
mix all together thoroughly and let it
stand five minutes; then add gill OF
vinegar when ready to serve.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

FIRsT class in geography stand up,
Where is the Slug river? 1t is situated
in Keifer's district, and has been i'm.
proved at cost of 50, 723, $685. 1t il
"a nobls stream, navigable by the largest
sized peanut shells, but will have to be
improved again next year If the district
is to be carried solid. Hubbell's circu-
lars do not abound on its bauks, and
the principal occupation of the inhabi-
tants is to hold foreign consulates.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

THE matrimonial market: "Lend me
500, Bill, said an Austin sporting man
to another who had recently married.
81 haven't got any money" "Why, I
heard you got 81 500 when you married,
"It's all mistake. My wife told me
when we first got married that she would
not give me up for $500 in cash. I saw
her and raised her thousand dollars,
so that's how the rumor got out we had
81 500 in actual cash."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
Given up by Doctors.

SIS IT possible that Mr.. Gotfrcy is up
and at work, aud cured by SO SIMPLE o
remedy"
'T assure you 1t is true that he Is en-
tirely cured and with nothing but Hop
Bitters; and only ten days ago his doctors
gave him up aud said he must diel"
''Well a-dayl That's renarkablel
will go this day and get some or my poor
George Il know hops are good"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

LAMB and cheese: Charles Lamb was
once asked by a cheese moneer if he
shou' send home some fine ripe Stilton
cheese for him. mo, th-th-thank you, ,
said Charles. ''lf you will give me a
bit of twine I cou-cou-could, p'rhaps,
l-l-l-Iead it homer
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Young men or middle aged ones, sut-
ferlng from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses should send three stamps for
Part VII of Worlds D.spensary Dime
Series of books. Addres Worlds Dlspen-
sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

JIMMY TUFFBoY's luck: Jimmy Tuff-
boy is learning to swim. His father
doesn't approve, neither does his mother,
Of his being IN the water half the day,
but Jimmy does, and so far he has not
forgotten to put his shirt on right side
out and has thus escaped the day of
wrath which is surely coming,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

New ENGLAND fun: Some girls think
themselves Just good enough to eat SIM
ply because they are III their sauce age.
THIS, dear reader, is play upon the
word sausage, which are, of course,
good enough to eat. With a little study
the beauties of this paragraph will be
unfolded, and probably you never saw
sage prouder of pun than the writer
of this.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

CREAM ONIONS s-Boil in two waters
and drain: pour over them scalding
milk in which pinch of soda has been
stirred. Place over the fire, adding one
large spoonful of butter and half small
one of corn starch, molstened with milk;
other seasoning to taste; serve hot.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

CABBAGE SALAD.-Chop the cabbage
very fine and put into dish in layers,
with salt and pepper between, then take
two teaspoons of butter, two of sugar,
two of -four, two of mustard one cup of
vinegar and one egg. Stir all together
and let it come to boil on the stove.
Pour the dressing over hot, mix well
with the cabbage and cover up.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

A NEW MIS-. Nalaprop: In suburban
town lives relative of the immortal
Mrs. Malaprop. The other evening a
caller asked if Mr--was at home and
could be seen. 81 think not, !" was the
reply. Il believe my husband has ex-
pired for the n ght"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

CHARLIE tries an experiment: "There
is no use, flag of truce may work very
well for Arab Bey, " said Charley Small
face, "but it wont do to tly it on bull
dog, "and he clambered the orchard wall
very much in haste.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Murder viii out, 80 will tho fact that
Carboline, deodorized extract of petro.
leum, the natural hair remover and restor-
er, is the best preparation ever invented
and excels all other hair dressings, as
thousands Of genuine certificates now in
our possession abundantly prove.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

LEMON PREsERvE.-One pound of su-
gar, a quarter of pound of butter, six
eggs, leaving out the whites OF two, the
juice and grated rind of three lemons.
Boil until about as tIick as honey, STIR
ring gently. Keep in small jars, cool
and dry.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

How TO GET Sick Expose yourself day
and night, eat too much without exercise,
work too hard without rest, doctor all the
time, take all the vile nostrums advertised
and then you will want TO know
How TO GET WELL-N hich is answ cred
in three woIds-Take Hop Bi.tersl
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Vegetine will regulate the bowels to
healthy action, by stimulating the secre-
tons, cleansing and purifying the blood
of poisonous humors, and, in healthful
and natural manner, expels all impurities
without weakening the body.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
A Total Eclipse

of all other medicines by DR.. r. v.
PIerce's Golden Medical Discovery" 10
approaching. Unrivalled in bilious dis
orders, impure blood, and consumption,
which is scrofulous disease Of the lungs.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

CARBoNDALE, Pa, Sept. &c, 1881.
II. ii. WARNER 6 Co. SirS-I know
from my own experience that your Safe
Kidney aud Liver Cure Is the best medi-
cine in the world for kidney, liver and
urinary difficulties. SAMUEL COBB.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

DR.. Plerce's "Pellets"-the original
''Llt--e Liver Pills" (sugar- coated )-cure
sick and bilious headache, sour stomach,
and bilious attacks. BY druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

THE pig acquires full mouth OF inclsor
teeth at about 3 months old, some time
previous to which three molars have ap-
peared in each jaw, viz, the first, second
and third. At months the prlmolars and
the fourth permanent molar;in nine months
the tusks and fifth permanent molar arc
changed. Three months later the first,
second and third temporary molars are
shed and replaced by permanent ones At
18 months the sixth or last molar and the
lateral incisor are cast, and the changes at
this time are complete.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Sellers Liver Pills" have been the
standard remedy for malaria liver COM
plant, costiveness, ETC., for fifty years.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Nothing like "Lindsey's Blood Search
err for all skin diseases, letter, salt rheum,
itch, etc. 1t never fails.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

DR.. Hines Great Nerve Nestorer Is the
navel of the age for all nerve diseases. All
FITS stopped free. Send to 931 Arch Street,
Philadelphia, Pa
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
Or. H. W. LOBB, MEDICAL OFFICES,

NO. S29 NORTH FIFTEENTH STREET,
Philadelphia, Pa is years experience. Estah-
hshed for treatment with purely vegetable medic
ctnesl Dr.. Lobb's long experience I'm the treat
menI OF diseases enables him to guarantee q cure
In all cases. Consultation free and strictly con.
GdentiaL Call in person or by letter. once
hours: II to 2 and to 10 evening.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
Don't Die I'm the House.

Ask Druggists for Rough on Rats" 1t
clears out at, nice Jed-bugs, roacnes, YER
min, h.es, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Lydia Z. PInkham's Vegetable Com
pound cures all female complaints by re.
moving the cause.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

In the sheep. as In the OK, all the tempo
rary lncisors, are up at a month old, as
well as the first, second and third molars.
at one year old the two central incisors
are changed and replaced by permanent
teeth and the fourth and fifth molars are
up. Six months later the two lateral cen
tral and the sixth molar apperr. At two
years and three months the lateral perna-
ndnt lnclsors are out, and the first, second
and third molars are permanent. Atthree
years old the corner inclsors are shed, and
shortly afterward all the permanent teeth
are in the mouth.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

IT is said dip of water one gallon, Den-
zine eight ounces, and cayenne pepper two
ounces, will kill vermin on sheep.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

FODDER crops do not sensibIy diminish
in digesubiIty by being made into hay. if
hay making Is carefully carried out in
good weather. But the loss Of the finer
arts of the plant by rough treatment, or
the washing cut soluble matter by rain.
may considerably diminish the digestlbill-
ty. Hay appears to lose some OF its dlges-
tlbihty by long keeping.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness
of Generatlve Organs, 81 all druggists.
Send for circular. Aliens Pharmacy, 313
+ FiIst av, n. Y,
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

The highest military rank in the
Swiss army Is that of colonel.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
THE GARFIELD FAMILY,

fine Oleograph 24x3O in oil col ors Sells at sight
Sample by mali on receipt Of 80 cents only VIZ per
making SO to $40 per day. Also standard chEomos
a4xSJ in endless variety. 5x71f OleoEIaphs OF Gar-
field, Mrs Garfield, and several hundred other sub
jects at $L15 per l00 12 Samples by mail on receipt
of 20 cents, Sample Of l1Xl4 Garfield Family 20 ceIts
CATE CITY STON e FILTER Cherry's
NJ Fruit EYaDOrsaf Dr-BEsF ON the earth. Pos
tive evidence. Write to Mcbride a. Co., Atlanta
Ga Agents wanted in every county tn tue u, Il.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

DLACKSMTTHS AVID TRONwORKERS
ID Use th PA AZ EN u MYERS IL
WELDKNG FLUN. Patented June 7th. 1881.
= is the Best Cheapest and Most Economical and
Reliable Welding Compound known to the Iron trade.
dress in the o. s. or Canada on receipt of o. Agents
wanted through the u 4. and Canada to sell States
County and shop Rights No humbug satisfaction
guaranteed or money returned. Address
MOORE az ROSS. Patentees,
Viola, A emit Co.. Delaware
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

BALTIMORE, Nd, Apr. %, 1879.
MR. III. r. STEVENS:
Dear Sir-I have suffered for about two years
with a disease OF the blood, ami after using differ
enI remedies but finding no relief, was Induced
10 try VEGRTINR. After taking two bottles / was
entirely cured have recommended IL 10 all my
friends and believe IL TO be the best medicine OF
the kind in use Yours truly,
LEANDER LUSBYs
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

SPEAKING of the heredIty of diseases aud
the importance of sound breeding stock.
Manly Miles gives the following case in
illustration: A mare affected with rIngb 0ne
that untitled her for farm work was kept
as breeder for several years. Her colts
were quite uniform In form and color, and
as they showed no indications of the dis
case when 2 or 3 years old, they found
ready buyers at good prices, At the age
of 5 or years, however, they all had ring
bone to a greater or less extent, and sever
al were entirely disabled.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

AFTER discussing the feasibility or a
butter standard, the Farmers Home Jour
nal recommends the following: Flavor 20
points, which should be agreeable, nutty,
aromatic, sweet, pure, distinct, and full.
Keeping, 40 points, which are inclined to
slow changing, and indicative or stability
in retaining good qualities. Solidlty. 10
points, such as stiffness of body. tirnness,
not easily melting or becoming soft. Tex
ture Is points, which are compactness,
closeneSs of grain, breaking with distinct
fracture Cike cast iron), fat globules un-
broken and perfect, sticking but little 10
trler. Color, 10 points, pleasing, natural,
bright, even. Make, Is points, including
ali not embraced under the other points, as
cleanliness, perfect separation from the
buttermilk and proper handling of milk
and butter, as churning, WORKING, sailing,
skiltul packing. Total 100 points.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

w, c. BERRY stated, at the winter meet
ing of the Western New York Horticultu-
raj Society, that the clematis is taking the
place of the wistaria, holding Its bloom
much longer, and that 1t needed protection
in winter. MIR. Hooker sald no climbing
dlant has 80 many recommendations, and
different varieties will keep up a succession
of flowers through most OF she season. MIR
Woodward said woody aphls sometimes
attacks ii, but this could be easily removed
with whale-oll soap. Ii. b. Ellwanger re-
marked that small white worm attacks
Its roots. MIR. Salter remarked that blsul'
phide of carbon would kill or drive away
this insect. MIR. Willard had raised sever
al varieties without winter protection, but
Mr.. Barry said they would do much bet
ter II laid down and covered with ever
green boughs or leaves.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

OLD ANINALs.-It is seldom profitable
to keep old animals. THIS is especially
true Of sheep. For, more than with most
classes of animals, sheep become weakened
by age, and are rendered more liable to
contract diseases which will prove fatal,
while with increasing age the quantity and
value of their products will rapidly dimin-
Ish. Experience has proved that in order
to secure healthy and vigorous lambs it is
absolutely necessary to breed from sheep
which are comparatively young. The
heaviest feeces and the best quality of
wool are also obtained from young sheep
the quantity of wool decreasing as the
age of the sheep advances, and the quality
of the fibre steadily becoming impaired.
Consequently the old sheep should be dis
posed of, and only those which are young
and vigorous should be kept upoa the farm.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

THE best soil for whoat Is rich clay
loan. Wheat likes good, deep bed. Clio
yer turned under makes just such bed.
The best seed is oily, heavy, plump and
clean. About two inches is the best depth
for sowing the seed, The drill puts in the
seed better and cheaper tnan broadcasting.
From the middld of September to the last
of October is the best time for sowing
Drilled, one bushel of seed per acre;if sown
broadcast. two bushels per acre. For
-four, cut when tho grain begins to harden;
for seed, not until 1t has hardened.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
Makes You Happy.

BALTIMORE, Md, May Q, 1879.
MIR. III. r. STEVENS:
Dear Sir-I was dragged down with debt, pow
erty and suffering for years, caused by sickness in
my family aud large bill for doctorng, which dld
not cure them. became discouraged, until by the
advice of an old friend, | commenced using the
VEGETINR and in one month we were all well, and
none OF M have seen u sick day since. want 10
say 10 all who know me- you can keep your family
well the year round, by using VEGETINR
X. SMITH,
l3 No Exeter Street
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19

MAGNEsIA FOE Wharf.-The author
ranks magnesia aleng with nitrogen. phos-
phoric acid, lime and potash. The proper
tlon of nitrogen and ot phosphoric acid
increases in wheat from the time of BIOS
soming to. natunty. Lime, on the contra
ry, decreases, and does not seem to play a
very important part in the production Of
the grain, but along with potash serves
chiefly in the development of the straw.
Magnesia is more important than lime in
ihe formation of gram. The mean require
nents of wheat in order to produce 10
hectohters per hectare are: Nitrogen, 80 6
kllos; phospborlc acid, 81; lime, 252:
magnesia, II 2; and potash, 10 2. The
LAY ing" of wheat and other corn is not
due to deficiency of silica in the stalks,
but to diseased condition, ct nsequent on
excessive moisture and deficient sunlight.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-19
AGRICULTURE.

VALUE OR FRU1 T. 1t is fact that fruit
is great regulator of the human system.
1t will keep the blood IN order, the bowels
regular, tone up the stomach, and is poslt-
lively specific in many diseases. 1t is
said OF doctor who becatre largely inter
ested IN peach growing, that he recommen-
ded peaches to his patients on all occasions.
The story was told to illustrate the mans
meanness; but If he was mean it was a
meanness that benefited mis- patients. II
men were wise they would spend two days
in vineyard or orchard to every five min
utes In a drug store when anything is the
matter with them. Ifyou have dyspepsia,
eat fruit. Didyou ever think what a doc
tor gives for dyspepsia He gives an acid.
Fruit will furnish better acid than the
drug store will. Do you know what the
doctors dose you with when your liver is
out of order? With acids. Then why not
supply the remedy yourself from your own
gardenR Why continue to have your
medicine done up in such Iepulsive mix
ture when nature furnishes it in so palata-
BILE shape. Every home should have al
least one grapevine. Once in possession II
would be almost above price.