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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ The White Cloud Rerieic says that Charley
Burkhslter has been buying large number Of Cat
tie, within few days past. 1t does not say how
many of them two-legged cattle.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

= Mrs. Hicks has recently purchased the MILL
merry shop of Miss Hall. next door to Sinclsirs drug
store, where she will carry frstclass Millinery
and Dressmaking. See her advertisement.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ Go to D. c. Sinclair & Bro, Troy, for Mrs.
Ereemnn's New National Dyes. For brightness and
durability of color, uneqnaled Color from to
pounds. Directions in English and German. Price
Il aepts
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Who that la. lived anytime in the country.
but must have heard Of the virtues Of Burdock 8
blood puriferi Burdock Blood Bitterst1fe the dys-
pepsia, blcusness, and all disorders arising from
impure blood or deranged liver kidneys Price
sl.00. For sale by ID. c. Sinclair & Bro, Troy.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ Price Canton Flannels. and then come and
get the grades at from to 10 per cent cheap
er. yAS BusKIRk & BREcKBsRrDGn
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

y The Hiawatha Herald has rs-opened its slurs
and grnmblings about Troy. But, as the Herald can
get no consolation out Of the election, it have
something to amuse itself with.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

TEE GovErxoK's FANmr.-Governor Clicks fam
Nv consists Of himself wife, daughter and son. Mrs
dearly loved By q very large circle Of friends she
is noted for her benevoenee ard thousand eharita-
bic deeds placed to her credit She Is at present
the president Of the Atehison public library. The
daughter Mis-. Jennie Click, il beautiful and eul-
tn.rd young lady and will be Of great assistance to
her estirnabe mother in the management OF the az
ecutiye mansion Mr. Fred Click Is n manly young
fellow vhose head will not be turned in the least
nv his fathers eiection.-Itehisoa Pdfriof.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y II il time to begin TO consider what Christ
mas presents You will make your friends. We have
partly selected We shall present the "Beidel
man outfit at White Cloud. with spelling book
and a grammar. We only wish nature had been
Thoughtful enough to present him with brains to IN
derstand them when he gets them.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

SHILoH'S vITALIZER ia what you need for con-
stipatiOn. loss Of Appetite, dizziness. and all symp
Of Dyspepsia Price, 10 and 75eents per bottle
The above preparations for sale by ID. c. Sinclair
& Bro, Troy; J. A Campbell, Severance; A. s.
Campbell, Highland.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ The largest supply Of native lumber in town,
is at Palmer & orton's, White Cloud. They have
large amount of well SEASONED lumber, in addition
to what has been sawed this season.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

r. Mrs. Jennie Beeler, wife of John S. Berler.
died at White Cloud, on Monday, after long ILL.,
ness, aged % years. She will be remembered by
citizens of Troy she having lived here about four
years. with her mother. Mrs. Maquiken.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y Joe Davis was in town, Tuesday, happy ~
ever There is one thing about Joe that We fully
endor.e-he pays his election hills promptly,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

n Since the defeat of St. John we see it stated
that John Lynds has ordered new and larger fer
ry-boGt for White Cloud, to accommodate the in
creased immigration. that has already set in.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

u The b. Il NJ. Z. R.. known ~ the "Burlington
Route offers special advantages to traveliers sre
their advertisement in this paper. T
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

The thing desired found at last. Ask Druggists
for "Rongh Rats" II clears out rats. mice, flies,
reaches. bed-bugs l5c. boxes.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ Make your old things Look like new, by using
the Diamond Dyes, and you will be hsppy. Any Of
the BILE colors for 10 cents
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

n What station lie this r. asked a lady passen-
ger of an Euglish Tourist near by. Looking out of
the window and reading sign the fence, he re-
piled: "Rough on Rats, guess, mum.--TSe Eye.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

n Henry Moores Art Gallery is closed, for a
few days, while workmen putting new floor in
it, 60 that S;ratton gon without falling into the
,.uar
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

- The White Cloud Rerire. owned by a moss
back Democrat from Missouri. reads the Chief out
of the Republican party, Its better than John
Tits duck story
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

New. quick, complete cure days, urinary sAec-
tions, smartng. frequent difficult urinstion Kid
uey diseases. 81. at druggists. Kansas Depot, Nc.
Pike & Fox. Atchison. Kansas
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

u Townsend & Richardson have received q
large line Of sll-wool fannsls canton fannels,
ter proofs and ladies cloth.
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MARRIED..

Al Highland. Kanssz. by Rev. jos hayou. No
vember II. Iss2, Mr.. RosEzI c. HAMMOND and Miss
LrcI A. MnLxR, all Of Highland.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

z Ben. W. Fleming 4 Bro, the leading
Matters, have their fall and winter stock
complete. Terms cash. Prices the low
est. Ao7 Felix Street, st. Joseph, No.
fs<p9n.
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DIED.

Near Highland Station, Dsniphan County, Kan
sss, November llth, lsse, Mrs- ELIZA NuzUs, wife
Of Dr. q. B. Husun. aged ~ years. 4. months, and
DAYS.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y Since the census Of isso, White Cloud. enjoy
ing the blessings of prohibition has increased "a in
population. while Troy, cured with vhiskeyites,
has increased 100.
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Kassas.

y Emerson & vander,liee, White Cloud. arc
buying lots Of new corn.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16
The Following Lands for sale

E.iss section 10. township 4. range Il.
.. -. frel. section G, township 3, range 81
Q. 10. ". section 81. township >, range II.
". ine. section 20, township ,. range 81.
r. s.w. section ~. township }, range 81.
These lands will be sold reasonable terms-one-
third down, balance in one and two years For fur
Tier Information. inquire of
JosEPH =. IANrsoS,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y Don't buy any of your winter goods before
going to Townsend & Richardson's for prices
There is the place to get the most goods for your
money.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

" To strengthen aud build up the system trial
will convince yon that Browns Iron Btters is the
best medicine made.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

" The place to get native lumber. is at Palmer
& 0rton's. White Clond.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y Invalid wives and mothers quickly restored
to health, by usins Browns Iron Bitters. true
tonic.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

y The following pretty little story viii be much
relished at this time: "How long would it take
man tn walk to the moon r little boy asked his IN
very SLOW, think be would get there . long while
before the Kansas Republicans fool with prohibition
sgsin.-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

eV-In view Of other subjects. and that it, thoughts
NAV farthrst divert from the dismal present. the To-
MIA Capifai il trying edoriay, To locate the Gar
den Of Eden. Neither Learenworfh, Atehison or
Dopiphan counties have been mentioned IN esnnec-
lion with the subjeet-Afehisoa Pafriot
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y c. p. Van Buskirk has said his interest in
the Lis partner. Asa breckenridge, and CON
templates removing to Falls City. to 60 into bust
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

CATARRH CURED, health and sweet breath re
cured by Shiloh's Cstarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents.
Nasal Injector free.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

q Don't buy dollars worth Of goods until you
zee Emerson. White Cloud. Remember that-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

sLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miserable by that
terrible cough. Shlohs cure is the remedy for you.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

FOR lame back, srde or chest. use Shiloh's Pc
rous Plaster. Price 25 cents
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y Lot Duvall has the thanks Of this moral and
religious headquarters, for a sack Of -bulinuts,r
from Grind River. Missouri. They .nortcrs.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

" The purity and elegant perfume Of Parker's
Hair Bassi explain the popularity Of this reliable
restorative
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

q Townsend B. Richardson have just reeeired
an immense line Of Delna.s Call and see them
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

GROUP. wHOoPING COUGH. and Bronchitis
Immediately relieved by ShiIoh's Cure
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16
Boots and Shoes.

~ Farmers now depend upon getting tbeii
grinding done promptly. at the Severance Mills.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

" We pride ourselves on having the largest
s,oek Of dr,tclass Boots and Shoes in the County.
VAN BUsKIRK & BREcKESRIDGE.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

" Just received at Townsend & Richardson's.
Me largest line Of Dolmans that has been brought
10 Troy Call and them.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

SHlLoH'S COUGH and Consumption Cure il sold
by us n guarantee. II cures consumption.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Il The ehekenpoI hes got into the Troy
schools, and = number Of the children have been
caught up by il.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16
STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN.

THAT HACKING COUGH can be so quickly cured
by Sbioh's Core. We guarantee il.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

WILL YOU SUFFER with dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint Shiloh's vitaizer 10 guaranteed to
YOU.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

A real Manitoba blizzard, Saturday evening. With
cool weather up TO date
Wheat. at present writing. looks very enc. with
quite large acreage sown.
Corn husking is now the order Of the day. The
yield is good. perhaps over an average crop Deep
tillage tells, this year.
Another quiet wedding. near East Norway. Con-
tracing parties John J. Richards. Of Wisconsin,
and Miss Lillian n. Lee, Of Donphan County; A.
Bennett, officiating minister.
Our stcrekespcr. T. r. Hardy. has enlarged his
store by sn addition, and otherwise improved his
rkouse to receive bis large addition to his stock
Our railroad agent seems to al the ball; and from
Indications We may have smother wedding to record.
soon. Railroad doing big business
Our people wish some good grain buyer would
come along. soon, as We have had none here, for
some time OccAhcsAL
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ To Leslie j. Perry--Biank . man who can't
get ON boom and ride H while il b ssins-tsnef'oa
fffg Tnion-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ All of DR. A. V. Bane's medicines to be ha'
at d. C. Sinclair & Bros, Troy, Kansas
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16


Ed. CHIEF Can you tell me Of a single man who,
in the last dozen fifteen years. was elected to any
fat County Office in this County, by the aid Of the
hard work and often the money of the leading men
Of the party. and who, after having q good. long
suck at the Office, did not. his time
out, become sour commence kicking and growing
about rings and bosses aud go in to help beat
regularly nominated Republican candidates. Yea,
many of them have commenced kicking while yet
holding Office at the hands of the party. What sort
Of principle has man got. Who after enjoying an
Office, regular nominee. and by the hard, united
work of the party, will afterwards turn out and do
his best TO defeat ticket nominated in the same
way and by the same men that he wasf
STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN.
REFLT.-We can think Of but who has
not done as you speak Of That is john Kirwan-
and they used to accuse him Of being Democrat,
too. Your other questions are too hard for u.s. But
you set it down a rule with but few eIcep-
tons, that the average ofhce-seeker 10 hog, and
care. nothing for anybody only 80 long 10 he can
get fayors from them.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

rF See the advertisement of Palmer & Orton. Of
White CIoud who have large amount of native lum-
Der for sale, both green and seasoned.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

rBr All Of DIR. A V. Bsne's medicines to lie had
Of D. c. Sinclair & Bros, Troy. Kansas.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

m For sale-The Topeka Capital Apply 70
Tsiss.
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All parties owing the underssded- will plesss coll
and settle this month ID. c. MzcLAn
9uoy.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ New Goods at LELAND'S. New
styles Dress Goods, and cheaper than
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

Y N. C. Reville. the statesman of Rocks, was
in town, Monday, and left the ssme evening. for
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

r All Of DR.. A. v. Bsue's medicines to b hsd
at D. C. Sinclair & Bros, Troy, KsnssA
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

TorEkA, KAs, November s-The election Of 8
Democratic Governor Of Kansas was brought about
by three different causes, one alone Of vhieh
would have effected il. First there disgust at
the ides Of electing not very strong for third
term Governor Second there disgust at
the statement made by Governor 81. John that pro-
hibition had lessened the sale Of the liquor in the
State, when il obvious that IL had not and that
it had increased the population. when the census
showed . decrease. Third, the sham and humbug Of
men filing themselves with whisky. aud then from
the editorial chair. the stump, snd the halls Of
the legislature denouneing men who had never
tasted liquor. whiskyites. because they differed
from them TO the best Of restraining the sale
Of liquor. But above all that, the feeling that the
great corporations Of the State had started nevspa-
pers Of their own, and through them eontroli-
ing the politics Of Kansas or trying to- Ii got to be
believed that the railroads. through spapers were
raising the prohibition cry throw dust in the eyes
Of the people. 90 they could not demand railroad
legislation Kansas Is a. solidly Republican to-day
as IL The revolution simply means that
1000 Republicans determined to express their
disgust ut the sham hypocrisy and humbug. and
they did il by scratching st. Johns name - Gov
ernor. and writing that Of Click. who Is . man Of
ability, and il is believed he will ill the Office ered
tably.-SpeoidI 70 Inter Oceaa.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ A series of snfe burglaries were committed at
Robinson. Brown County, lsst Saturday night. The
safes of Charles Hack, Mr.. Rush, and N. S. Wood.
were blown open. Considerable Gums Of money
were taken from the safes Of Hack and Rush. and n
small sum from that of Wood. The safe burglars
are again abroad in the land A number Of robber-
les and attempts at robbery have been made. within
a short time past
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

y They are always ready to kick dog when he
10 down. The Kansas City Journal. . vzrn admirer
of ST. John before the election .ays Governor
ST. John declares that he will have revenge The
has been blind for the past year. He could not
that the popular sentiment against him be-
fore the nomination, and cannot see that the
suit Of the election IL rebnke 10 his denagogi-m.
He 10 the worst played ont politician that Kansas
itics Of that State
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16
Fire Insurance and Money Lo.nins.

ID. MCINTOSH, Fire Insurance and Loan Agent,
Of Troy, gives you your choice of half a dozen OF
the best Fire Insurance Companies in the United
States in which to insure your property, at the
shsspsst rate. He will also loan money on real
sssts sssurity at the lowest rates of interest. OF
ise adjoining BOders Bank, Troy, and at Highland.
Kansas 9sepS0.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

u Just received. siarge stock Of new style Wal
Paper. ID. C. sUcLAn q Bro
SNOW.
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Come TO See us.

We will grind feed for the farmers, on Friday and
Saturday Of each week Try eur kinl-dried corn
nsal.
FARMERS ELEVATOR AND MILL Co.,
mAyla Severance Kansas.
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~ Habitual constipation is not only one Of the
most unpleasant but Of the most injurious con-
ditions of the human system and is hut forerunnsr
of disease unless removed This 10 accomplished by
the Use of purgatYes which for the time afford
lief but after their immediate effects have passed.
they leave the system in a state than before.
To effect cure, it is necessary that the remedy used
should be one that only by its cathrtc effect
licves the bowels but at the same time acts al =
tonic so rs to restore tine organs to sound, healthy
condition. This "Prickly Ash Bitters" will do. 1t
removes the cause, and restores health.
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n. OF H.

TROY Lodge No III Knights Of Honor meets the
nd aud fourth Friday evenings in each month in Odd Eel
kvs hall over BOders Bank.
Il s. DISSMORE. Dictator.
RoRskI WILKINSON. Reporter.
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FRANKLIN HANCOCK

WI negotiate loans for parties wishing to hOrrs'
money. Sfeb16.
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kF All Of DIR. A. V. BANGS medicines TO he had
a, ID. c. Sinclair & Bros, Troy, Kansas.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

~ Townsend & Richardson's is the place to get
black aud colored eashmeres sains, silks and dress
goods Of all kinds.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-11-16

On lsn= sme, At per cent interest, on well i'm
srovsl Esrnsi in Doniphan County, Kansas. Apply to
junsA. Y. X. STouT. Troy, Kansas-
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EMMA TONER.
Ma A n On
Psssy Paragraphs.

second Saturday in December.
LENA LiSDNER, Secretary.
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OTITgIAIN.

J. A. Kennedy and wife to :, A. Thomas and c.
d. Her, Lot IL, Block -, Highland; SO.
Pryor and William Plank and wives to James C.
Russell. Lot 5. Block II, Eagle Springs so.
Charles X. Kuchs TO Edmund Biinsk, north half
of Lot G. Block no. Doniphan; 81.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-01-21

presidents, surrounding themselves with
such officers of the government as are
in accord with them in political senti-
ment. This is what the late President
Garfield did. This is all that President
Arthur proposes to do. 1t is idle to
recite the causes of personal
estrangement which unhappily arose
between the late president and Mr..
Conking. Each sincerely believed that
he was right, and the patriotism of
neither need be- or by just men will be,
questioned. Does bourbonism forget
the memorable peremptory dismissal
of the first cabinet of old hickory be-
cause it had ceased to be ian unit" or
pretend not to know that its great chief
equally insisted upon like harmony
with himself in all the leading federal
offices in the various states But we
tire of the vain hope of instilling any
patriotism, disinterestedness or honesty
in the bourbon caput or leavening its
understanding with sense of justice at
the expense of its material interests.
Its miserable efforts to blacken the fair
fame of the eminent men whom its
malignity thus proscribes will perish of
its own weakness and requires no
executiOner.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-01-21

We hear that there is an old man now
residing in Baltimore who, in the
course of long political life, twice re-
signed public office. Being familiar
with the signs, bearings and tangents
of that propogandistic vice in the in
diligence of which so few are really
happy-we mean mendacity-no one
would expect US to be much sold by
an expedient so very startling as this
story, and we are not. The name OF
this phenomenon is not stated, and 1t
is not likely it will be incontinentlly
belched at our simple exclamation OF
"In the name of God who is he9" for
there is an obvious mental reservation
at the back of the incredible pretense.
So we simply withhold all federation OF
this bare-faced bantling of Num-
chausen.
1t may as well be stated here that
our general stock of credence, which in
times when innocence like great
western prairie spread all over our sur
face of life, was vast, indeed, Is so re-
duced as to be hardly worth taking
any account Of and in respect to this
famous supposititious resignationist,
whose reputed existence has, from
time to time, caused SO much sensa-
tional stir in society, baffled so many
investigators who were led astray to
measureless distances only to be cast
out from the company of scientists and
reasonists forever, there is no stock of
any amount on our hands that can be
discovered with the naked eye.
There was, we remember, many,
many years ago a veteran politician
who resigned an office, and after many
intervening years second one. But
this alone would be an artful, covert
statement of the resignationist's case.
On careful inquiry we learned that he
relinquished the first in order to take a
better, and retired from the second in
order to escape ignominous expulsion.
The repititious resignationist is fabu-
lous person. ':Few die, and none re-
sign"