The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-19
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WIZ aa Fiti ssrsliAS 10 hraieA.iosa- I
sng eunf Bensnss rhs 'banes
psa.soa item A federal soldier has
applied iar pensaon al MshiAston ior
isolen les soi "a ''iumrins The souh''
Tie ssperiassiy q sops nsn . mere
Iafal They sm great because their asHooi'
airs sse liiilc
SAY. iuf instance, deg losas be paw
and . rooster loses hls nax, does i mahs
orphass ., lbeIaf
II Is seaesly Surprising that me age
!. fall a. fslsehos.ls vhsa such vast nufn
d, wards rrr oou,lelieI 70 pass through .
i.lss ieeih.
.Who va. The iAeckss; nasn r sskea
sunday sehoOlie@cher "Mosos. Very |
ssil. Who ~n the meetesi vofnauf
"Sersr vas ang
I4sh,aiug struck Nevada man when
As aa sweaisg l, would ho~erer'
take mighty smart stroke 10 hi, Nevada
msn vh,n be- is not swearing
How stall have my bonnet trim.
med sskea Maria. $50 that II shall agree
~ltls ny complssiopf III You want q to
match yoar face have !, PLAIN, replied
Matte
Tie name 81 a ues book Is ''HAehe-
hrs aBd DaiisrBlss, lis not nnii4 shs
i.avt.slors got married and po 10 house'
lespibg that they fad how the butter
lies
Tie wear, husband, as be proceeds TO
take dosn tho clothes line. unconsciously
iiips over a eroque, arch. and from The
bottom Of his feet wishes be was where
The wickets cease from troubling
Nothing makes tho keeper OF q rail
road rrsinrant more Disguised than to
have one customer Ask in rather loud
tone Of another: Have they ever tried
plating var ships with this kind oil sand
wiehY"
''Grandpa. the sun is brighter in sum
rner than in winter. is il noiy' Yes; and
H.. warmer and enjoys better health"
"why does 1T enjoy better healthf'
because il gets up earlier
An oil producer was requested to give
= judgement note for a debt he owed.
but firmly refused. saying. mo. sir. will
never sign judgement note; ! did 1t once.
aud came very near having TO pay H.
Hold mp your hands yelled the west
ern outlaw as bo boarded palace car and
showed bis pistols. ''Are you aroad
aeeuty1 asked q frightened passenger.
Yes" Thank heaven; feared you were
another porter.
An insane Rochester girl gets ont Of
bed at midnight and goes to work saving
wood IN the backyard. Her father deepl.
deplores her insanity. bu, he always leaves
the wood pile handy for her to yet at.
An obser,ant negro says; "De mar
who takes mp de mos sidewalk am no
Allus the pusson Of de mos consequence
A fifteen cent drunkari wants mo room II
Ills world than Judge Of de supreme
c@urt
The man who complains OF payinl
$1,000 year for pew rent, went TO TIL
Barnum show aud took his wife aud iiy,
children, paying 81 each for reserved seats
He Is going to take a cheaper pew, and !
H. favor Of reducing the salary of the min
lister.
An advertisement 10 Western pape
Offers fashionable" piano for sale. Mrs
Yeast WAS at loss to know what fashion
able piano really was. but she has come :
the conclusion that it is one that is 'bang
ed"
An exchange says. Kerosene WI
make tea kettle shine as bright as new.
Yes kerosene will do wonders; it wi
mako whole house shine 40 that il can b
seen for miles, bu. II is dreadfully destrn'
tive TO paint.
A Northern man with tender con
science, recently sent dollar to Sonli
ern farmer. from whom be stole turke
during the war II the Southern farmer
could all get dollar piece for all I'll
turkeys the boys gobblcd. the Soui
would soon he rolling in wealth.
A preien,ious person said to the les'
ing man Of small village, How wonll
lecture 10y me on Mount vesuvius suit Il
inhabitants OF your yillageg" VERY wei
sir. very we'll indeed, he answere
"a lecture by you on Mount Vesnvi'
would sui, them great deal better than
ieetnre in ,his village, sir.
--Ona recent Sunday evening stran
or. tired and dusty. leaned against lam
pos, at Rochester. while be inquired Il
distance 10 Pennington. Eight miles
said boy. "Are yon sure Il isas far
thatfs The boy. with h,s big heart owe
flowing With the milk Of human kindnes
replied, well, seeing you are pretty a
fired tired, | will call il seven miles.
- DO" ssid young man at . Color
dowcddinr. when the minister asked II Al
body lnew any reason Why the coup
should no, lie united The obiecter e
planned iha, the bride had promised
marry him. But THAT was not consider
sufficient reason for stopping the cef
mony. which was concluded amid the I
tering Of the asscmblage.
Mrs Col Percy iergcr has two c.
orcd ladies employed. A few days a
Mrs.. Yerscr called down from her room
the second story Matilda, bring m'
glass Of water II amt gvine ter; do ]