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The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
It Didn't Squeak Again.

Fred McCabe, the ventriloquist, was
a great joker. Some years ago he was
the Mississippi, on board one of the
and making the acquaint-
ance of the engineer, he was allowed
the freedom of the engine-room. He
sat down in a corner, and, drawing his
hat over his eyes, seemed lost in ~reverie.
In q few minutes a certain part of the
machinery began to squeak. The N
gineer oiled it and went about his bust
ness. In another few minutes the squeak
ing was again heard, and the engineer
rushed over, oil-can in hand, to give the
offending spindle another l~ubricating.
Again he rushed to his post, and again
the spindle began squeaking louder than
ever. "Jupiter, " be yelled, "the darned
things bewitched." More oil was. ad-
ministered, but the engineer began to
smell a rat. Pretty soon the spindle
squeaked again, and slipping up behind
McCabe, the engineer poured half a pint
of oil down the joker's back. 81 guess
that ere spindle won't squeak again"
And il didn't.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
Bill Arp Oh Poetry,

I feel the poetic inspiration all aboard.
but somehow my rhymes have to be
powerfully strained. This I suppose is
the fault of our language, though pos
sibly it may be mine, for there are a
power of folks who swell up and gush.
but are not poets. Maybe that blank
verse is my forte in the spring of the
year, for they say it Is a higher type of
rhapsody and is more esthetic. Blank
verse don't jingle like a iewsharp, but it
eleyates a man to more ETHEREAL regions.
Blank verse has no long meter, nor short
meter, or IS, Us or As, but just meters
all along the line, wether its long or
short, like the choir sings in the church,
and can trot, pace or gallop through a
sentence and make the tune to fit it.
meter or no meter. Still I don't think
old people ought to try to write poetry,
for they can't get up sufficient gush.
Age knocks the poetry out of a man Just
like marriage knocks the music and ro-
nance out of q woman She quits
playin' the piano in about two years and
takes to the sewing-machine. She quits
singing and goes cluckin' and scratchin'
around. / don't like that. It always
makes me sad to see an anxious, care
worn mother, and it would seem like
enough to scare off her own girls from
margin, but somehow it don't. The
longer Q ankeeps up his boyish feelings
and hilarity and plays boss withhis little
boys, and the longer q woman can laugh
and frolic and picnic and romp with her
children, the better for 'em.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
A Good One.

In a very mountainous Eastern State,
in a very picturesque region, a line of
railroad was in operation. 1t was built
at one point upon the opposite side OF
two mountains, with Of urs a valley
between. A locomotive was stationed
at the summit of each to pull up the
trains. In one instance, when a long
passenger train had reached within a
short distance of the top, the heavy wire
cable broke and away it went, more
rapidly han the IMAGINATION of the mar
rator, to the valley and mp the other
mountain, a half-mile, like a flash, and
the presence of mind of a passenger, a
book agent by the way, arrested it from
rushing down the other side. as he
checked it by the brakes. Anyhow
back the train went to the bottom and
again assembled the other side, thus see
saving for the greater part of the day,
before the power Of gravity overcome
the momentum. The ladies shrieked,
but the speed was such that the train
left the sound behind, and the prayers
that were uttered on the crest of one
mountain were met by the returning
train in the valley.-Brenham hide
pendent. f
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
. Honor Am a Gurus Thing

Trustee Pullback, of the Lime Kiln
Club, wanted to know if honor com
PEELED colored man to accept a chal-
lenge to fight q duel. Ifnot, what would
honor compel him to do in case an me-
my halted at his gate and dared him to
come ont of his hou g and get mashed?
"Honor am a Gurus thing, Brudder
Pullback," replied the President: SIN
case you are a better shot dan your ine-
my it am honorable to meet him OF de
field an kill him. If you think he will
be sartin to kill you it am honorable to
excuse yourself on de ground of havin' a
game leg. If I made an inemy an he
Gums along to my cabin an splits on his
hands and hops up an down an calls on
me to come out an be puiver1zed, LIE
gwine to consider befo' 1 go out. If I'm
purity sartin dat I kun wallop him, lie
gwine to feel in honor bound to rush out
an brake his nose. If he looms up like
a sidehill, an if he pears to hev lots of
science, lie 'gwine to send my ole wom-
an out dar to tell him dat if he doan' fly
ont er dat she'll get de hull purleece
force an put him whar de calves can't
bite him."
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
The h Pope

There is q story, now generally re-
garded as fabulous, that a female named
Joan (others say Gilberta or Agnes) of
English descent, but born In Ingelheim,
or Mainz, Germany, fell in love with a
young Benedictine monk named Zelda,
and in order to be admitted into the
Monastery of Fulda, where he was clois-
tered, assumed male attire. She after
ward went with him to Athens, where
he died while they were pursuing their
studies. Soon after this she went to
Rome, where her great learning brought
her into distinction, and from a success
full career as q professor she was elected
Cardinals to be the successor of Pope
Leo w., who died A. d. 1856. Others
say she was the immediate successor of
Pope Adrian IL, who died A. d. 872.
Her title was Pope John VIII; a title
which in the Roman Notizie, or official
calendar of the Roman pontiffs, Is as
cribed to a different person. 1t isfurther
related of this "female Pope" that she
administered the pontifical office with
great ability until her sex was discovered
by her giving birth to a male child dur
ing the excitement and fatigue of a pro-
cession to the Lateran Palace, which was
quickly followed by her death, some
say puerperal fever, while other nara
tives declare that she was stoned to
death. DIR. Dollinger has written an
elaborate analysis of the various stories
in regard to this parsonage, going to
show quite clearly that she was a medie-
val fiction, yetit cannot be denied the
belief in the veritable existence of the
pontifcate of Joan was general through
out the Catholic Church from thirteenth
to the fifteenth century, and was not
| discredited under the Reformation, when
it was made use of by the Protestants
to scandalize the papacy. Dollinger
says she was first mentioned by Chron-
icler Stephen de Bourbon, who took his
information, he thinks, from the chron-
icle of the Dominican, Jean de Mailly,
no COPY of which is now known to be in
existence. He attributes the origin OF
this scandal upon the ~infallibility of the
Poapacyto grudge nourished against
the .popes on account of the prosecutions
inflicted particularly by Pope Benedict
VIII. on the monks of the Domican and
Minorite orders. Certain it is that good
Catholics at one time had such faith In
the existence of Pope Joan, or John,
that they placed in the Cathedral Of
Sienna, along with those of the other
pppes, a bust of the popess, with the IN
sciption, "John VIII, a from
England" and this statue held its place
without serious objection on the part o.
priests or people, until the beginning o
seventeenth century. The "Holy Chair
is the chair used in the enhancement O.
the popes. The tradition that the form
of this chair is due, in a certain particu'
lar, to the fraud said to have been per
petrated by Joan, is now treated by his
torians as a vulgar Acknowledging,
Inter Ocean.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
Military Episode.

~ TL.. 49, =: f.rol &, 3Lo ,oor,osro ~
prnss;an oesnor ~ a;st;nnt;on He
II .toff ~ G.naroI
W;.aassnI5 aao - na most osiIlfnI .nd
mnotort sonto;Us IS h;s a. and W;n-.
terspsd mss abs nansr,I = Somrnand At.
IT, $50 snoLan 81 fS"N
'n Tm .m so Ip hod haan condanoned 10
de.th Tn a drnnIan con5;t;on at n;obt
tbay bod assonltad On oficar of tba line
and one Of them had drawn a knife mon
hin Int ba co,,iS NOT nos;t;yaIv sav
wb;eb 81 tha twa;n bsld r. Ard the
man ,han,saiGes HI not Lnnw Ne;thay
81 them -ramenhared ANYTHING ahout n
So both of them we're condemned TO he
shot 4 -
They we're both excellent soldiers. and
only one of them had been entity of nsino
a weanon.
The officers Of the division. inclua;nq
him who had been assaulted. askedfhsf
the men might be. pardoned. At length
Winterfeld said he would pardon ole of
them. Only one had held a knife and
only that one ought to die. He Wbuld
pardon one. and the men must them
selves decide which of them should be
shot.
How should the decision be madep
"Let us shake the dice" said one of
the Condemned.
And the other agreed to it. And aAon
IL was agreed 70 by ali interested. fhe
two men took their places by the sidt of
a bio drnm and were to throw the dice
mon its head. Two dice were given
them and a nroner Roy for shaking
The frst man threw two sixes He
oroaned in agony He felt tbatshe had
cons;onad he ncnrode 70 Jeotb
Rns whan az saaond man oar,o -
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
Good Manners.

Perhaps good manner r not good
morals, though the time was when the
words morals and manners amounted to
pretty much the same thing.
When the New Testament was trans
lated into English, in 1911, it taught its
readers, and still teaches us, that "evl
communications corrupt good manners.
And the r~evisers of 1880 have left the
good manners to stand, changing only
communications into company. So l
have very high authority for saying that
what I am driving at in this letter has
something to do with the basis of char
acter. A bad man may have the hand
soonest manners, the manners of a gen.
tleman, and thereby the more thoroughly
fitted to work all manner of mischief
with greediness. He Is a hypocrite in
the world, as one who merely pretends
to be q saint is a hypocrite in the
church.
But the beginning, middle, and end of
goodmanners may be condensed into the
divinely given principle of preferring
others to ourselves; denying self for
the happiness of another ; rendering to
everyone his due, as superior, inferior,
or equal.
If mothers form the manner of the
children, they should feel the burden Of
responsibility. They may permit the
Unborn waywardness of the child to go
unchecked, while be grows to be a pert,
saucy, forward, disagreeable, dreadful
boy, a terror to the neighborhood, and a
nuisance to everybody but his doting
mamma. She gives him a stick of candy
when a stick of something not SO sweet
would do him more good. She coddles
him into a curse that by and by will
come upon her own head. just as the
twig, etc. Blood is great, and blessed
are they who are we'll born. But more
than blood, better than pedigree, is cul,
ture.
Train up a child IN the way he should
go. He will go in it then. Teach him
to respect those who are older than him
self; to rise up before the aged. Enea,
was pious, because he honored hi
father. It is a long way toward godli
ness to obey ones parents. And happ,
is the parent and happy the child wher
Iovei is returned with love.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
Makes His Own e

Did you ever notice a man who comes
to Hartwell, Ga, with a one-ox wagon
laden with big yam potatoes and other
things to sell? Did you ever notice his
wooden leg? He plows that OK and
makes a good living on poor land. He
went to the war a poor boy and did his
duty faithfully. He was elected County
Treasurer at the last election and made
d good officer. He is a quiet, modest
gentleman. This nan is called Trough.
Brown, and from the looks of his leg he
don't care a continental for his rough
appearance. When his leg wears out he
goes to the wood-pile with his az and
chops out another.-HartaUeU Sun.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
IMAM AMI HIS BUrf0Ss
His Method OF Sewing Them Do, and the
Dimeulties -Encountered1

DimcuIties EncounIersd
New York GraphicI
Did you aver see a man in the solitude
and privacy of his study attempt to sew
on a button by himself? 1t is. mall its
details. one of the most interesting per-
formances in the world. First he hunts
for a button. Generally, tosecuredt, he
robs Peter to pay Paul, aid cuts from
another garment. This button may be
much larger or much smaller than the
size he is wearing. Next he hunts q
needle. Probably he goes out and buys
a paper of needles. He always chooses
the largestneedles, having an impression
that large needles will sew stronger than
small needles. As to thread, he gets the
:coarsest he can find, and this he doubles.
He would thread his needle. He takes
his big needle in one hand and his coarse
black thread in the other. He bites of
the thread to a desired length. Then he
tries to twist it to q fine point. Gener-
ally in this he succeeds in making two,
and sometimes three, fine points out OF
one end. OF course he can't get all
these fine points through the needles
eve at once. He tries hard to make that
needle and thread get on friendly terms
with each other, but they won't They
don't want to get acquainted. They do
not wish to have anything to do with
each other. Sometimes. it is the needle
thatkicks; sometimes the thread. Some-
times he imagines he has really threaded
his needle. 1t is an ocular delusion.
The thread has missed the needle'sseye
by half an inch. It is harder work than
saving wood. At last the needle is
threaded. Now he tries to sew the but
ton on without taking his trousers fl
This proves q failure. He twists him.
self into an uncomfortable position. and
SO would sew. But he can't sew so.
He runs the needle into himself, and the
contrary thread always insisting IN foul
ing or in doubling around the next but
ton. Then one part of the doubled
thread won't work h~armoniously with the
other part. One part draws throughth the
buttons eye first and leaves the other
part behind. Then it gets hitched up,
and the ambassador swears. Or the
needle breaks. And then he swears.
He may not swear audibly. But the re-
cording angel knows what is going ID
inside of him, and debts him with eye5y
item. He sews hard. He has forgotteu
all about the necessity for a{thimbl4
He jams his thumb down, on thenAedl6f
head and it punctures his thumb or RUNE
under the nail. By9and by he sews ~
buttons eye full of thread. His BIZ
needle won't pass through any more
He must stop. He ends by winding Ok
thread as many times as it will go undei
the button. And perhaps he leaves .6f
with two or three inches Of thread stick
ing outside. A woman can, through
many outward indications, tell when |
man has been trying to sew on q but
ton. He doesn't know the shibboleth O
needle and thread, and it catches some.
where every time. At last the button
is sewed on and he is proud of his work
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
ruE MARKETS.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, s6 1907 oo;fam-
liz, IS sos 90. Rye flour, a 2594 %. Sraln[[
Corn-No. 2 white, sSc; No.2 mixed, 75c. on track.
Oats-No. 2 white 51@54Ec; No. 2 mixed, sc.
f Rye sd No ? "a &c B snsis,9 sss; hay,S Sort ! t saI %.
14@i5e. Tailow, s%aszc. WeoolS1eaIers buy
dunn at 24925c.; washed fleece, fine at 80 q 35c..
medium at 3794 0c. ; tub washed, coarse at 2S@3Oc.,
choice at IS 1850, pulled, at 2ss2sc: BURY and
AND Observation-Disclosures, good to prime,
S. Oo@7 90 per stand; blsckberries, 50 Dogs 90
per stand. Cherries, "a CO., 90 Apples s5 1e CIV
as 90 per bushei in crates. PotatoesHNew Peer
less, 81 zoos 90 per barrel; Early Rose, 60 259
crates. watermelons, SIS 0O@S5 90 per 100.
NEW YoRK.-Flour-Common to good extra
Spring, 81 %; No. 2 red, 81 1901 40 free on board;
cred. Oats-Mixed Western, $4,000. Mess pork,
$40 00920 so. Lard, prime steam, 11.72A@11.s2Nc
CHICAGO.-wheat-No. 2 Chicago springs 81 81
No: g. o.,s 06@111. Corn-No. 2 mixed $3.50. Rye
Mo 2 spring, SOC. Flaxseed, 81 %. Mess pork,
$40 7o@20 IS. Lard, 11.42hc. Whisky, 81 16.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, s14c.; good
ordinary 1g4c low middling, llNg11ssc. mid
dlp NJ. ll z q 6; E sSGS nid pategsiis ,2 e ooe ss'a IS.
Corn-No. 2 white, ssc.; No. q mixed, nc: Oats
No. white, 54Ac.; No. Q mixed, 5sHe. Mess
Lard, choice leaf, 153Xc.
INDIANAPoLIs.-w Wheat Weak at 81 ESQ
q: Corn-Dul at 72H97shc. Oates, white,
5aH@543c.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. extra family,
s6 rs e6 80. Rye -four, 81 25a4 so. Wheat-No.
2 red, 81 4Ok. Corn-sale mixed, s41lc. Oats
No. 2 white, 61H@62c. Mess pork, 81 oo@21 Is.
Lard, prime steam, 12c. Whisky, 81 II.
BALTIMORE. Flour - Family, IS s5@7 90
wheat-No. 2 winter red, 81 361a91 81. Corn
Mixed, 7S%@s0c. Oats-Western white, 60@62c
Mess pork, $50 75@22 Is. Sugar cured hams, 10Y
@16c.
LIVE STOCK.
Observation-Disclosures, 81 25@S So
good to choice butchers grades, So 00@6 rs. Cow
and heifers,$5 O096 90. Good to choice oxen, IS O
@6 o.; light yearlings and calves, 81 5o@3 80
HoGs-Select butchers and heavy shippers, IS cog
s 25; fair to good packers, 81 50@s 90; stock hogs
IS 75a7 %. Sheep, good to choice, "a 2o@5 w
Lambs, common to fair, 81 1895 so, and good u
choice, IS 1896 rs.
EAST LIBERTY, PA.-Cattle, IS 40; common
to medium butchering, &c 0097 90. Hogs-Phila
delphias, IS 25@S so; cornfed Workers, " 50@
70. Spring lambs, 4MS61ac.
Observation-Disclosures 50 choice shipping
81 40a7 90; common to fair, IS 1907 90. Hogs
Mixed, 81 5O9S 90; heavy, IS 009S so; light
81 35aS 90. Sheep-Medium to good shorn, "a
@5 90.
/ NEW Y~ORK.-Dressed beef, 11@14c. for nativ
steers; for Texas, 7@l0c. Hogs-Firm at " 4OC
8 40 for common to choice live. Sheep, "a oO(
90. Lambs, S. 1898 371a. Dressed muttoI
! 8@10c.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS S575@S2
J butchers, 81 80 a6 90. Hogs-Common light an
bacops, 81 S59s 10; heavy packing, " so0s ~.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
No Grounds for Divorce.

A woman who seemed to be full of
confidence in her cause halted a pedes-
trian. with whom she had a slight &C.
quaintance, and asked him if he knew
anything about the law of divorce, and
added that her husband had threatened
to file a bill to procure one from her.
"Are you mild tempered ?" asked the
gentleman.
"Mild as grass" she replied.
"Have you ever dubbed him-thrown
tea-pots waved the butcher-knife =
lugged the ak around or made threats ?"
Mover"
"Have you cold feet?"
Ono"
"Do you drink or swear ?"
"Neither one."
"Do you try to make home happy?"
ST do"
"Do you seek to boss him ?"
"Not at ALL"
"Are you choice of your company and
economical with his money ?"
ST am"
did you ever maliciously annoy
him? I"
81 never did"
"Did you ever talk against him to the
neighbors ?"
Never"
"Well, while I am not a lawyer, and,
therefore, not posted, I don't see how
he Is to secure a divorce from YOU"
"That's just what 1 say He can't
do IL! He may scold and threaten and
tell what he's going to do, but he can't
do nothing! I'm glad I met you, for
you've lifted a great load off my mind.
and if William ome storming around
again tonight as he did last night, I'll
give him another choking If l hadn't
been able to handle him he'd have made
my life miserable for q whole ten years
pastI"
A YOUNG man in a train was making
fun of a lady's hat to an elderly gentle.
man in the seat with him. Eyes" said
his seat-mate, "that's my wife, and I
told her if she wore that bonnet that
some fool would make fun of it." The
young man slid out. At the next station
the old man poured out his hot coffee
into the saucer to cool. "Look, ma,
said a snickering girl, sat that old
fashioned way Of drinking" eyes"
said the elderly gentleman, "and it was
old fashioned manners not to notice il. :"
The elderly gentleman finished his jour
ney in peace.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

SOME awfully mean scoundrel in Am
sterdam filled a grocer's whisky barrel
with rain water, and the next Monday
morning the Superintendent of Schools,
the president of the temperance alliance
and two school teachers came round to
the store, denounced the astonished
grocer as q swindling thief and a per-
jured william and demanded their dollar
and a half back again.-Brlangton
HoUEeye.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

IsAY, mammyl didn't you tell Peleg
dat he mustn't go in bavin ?" "Yo,
rightI ded, chilei has ye been dis'beying
my 'structions, Pelegl ]" ono, nanny,
I HASN'T I clare to goodness I hasn't
been in bavin. Yo' see I put on Uncle
Josh's britches by mistake der smornin',
an dere were such a heap of l~ooseness
to 'em that when I un'ertook to jump
ober de brook dey dropped off an I
hather gum arter 'em. Oh, no, I hasn't
been bavin, mammy!"-Rone Sentinel.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

IT WAS a spring night. The fire had
gone out in the furnace, the thermometer
stood at 800 above zero and the lovers
were the sole occupants of the parlor.
Presently her mother came to the head
of the stairs and in a voice like the
scream of a steam whistle cried:
"Amandy, come up into the sitting room
immejitly; I'm afraid you'll catch your
death a cold down there" But Amandy
answered in soft, lute-like tones: "Don't
make a fool of yourself, ma. Charley's
keeping me as warm as toast"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
SADLY Amicted.

AEMy boy was badly afflicted with
rhf1matism, " said Mr.. Barton, of the
skreat stove firm of Roadway & Barton,
,As16is city, to one of u reporters.
aWe doctored him a great deal, but
nd nd no cure; I had heard so much
iofs the efficacy of st. Jacobs Oil that I
fna1ly determined to try it. Two
bodies of the Oil fully cured him. -
Csacinndti Enquirer.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

If YouR lungs are almost wasted by con-
sumption DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis
covery" will not cure you, yet as a remedy for
severe coughs, and all durable bronchial, throat
and lung affections, 1t is unsurpassed. Send
two stamps for DR.. Pierce's large pamphlet
treatise on Consumption and Kindred Aztec
tons. Address,, WoRLD's DIsPENsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y. ~
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

A clergyman, on asking the bride if
she would have this man, was startled at
her reply, "No, sir. I was a little late
getting to the church it wasn't my
fault, but he said, Cd d-n you, if
this is the way you begin, you'll find it
to your cost when you're my wife"
Under those circumstances she concluded
she wouldn't be his wife. She repented
in haste, and will marry at leisure.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22
.rhr,v AVA, Her suppor,er.v

DR.. PIERcE:-A neighbor of ours was suffer-
Ing with "female weakness" which the doc
tors told her could not be cured without a
supporter. After considerable persuasion my
wife induced her to try your "Favorite Pre-
scription.'' After using one bottle she threw
away the supporter and did q large washing,
which she had not done in two years before.
m JAMES MILLER,
4.246 Jacob Street, Wheeling, W. Va.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

MENsMAN's peptonized beef tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nutri-
tious properties. 1t contains blood-making,
force generating and life -sustaining properties !;
invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general debility I;
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswel, Hazard
Co, proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22

THE local editor of the Springfield,
Mass.9 Republican, Mr.. J. b. Mabbitt,
says: We have used st. Jacobs Oh,
in our family for rheumatism, and found
it to be q frst-class thing."-Boston
Herald.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-06-22


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muscles or digestive organs,
stiff joints, pain in the back,
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inactive liver, will find
Browns IRON BTTTERs a
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cine.