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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1882-04-06
Fatal Fire Mt Le sueur.

Last Thursday morning fire was discovered
in the bakery Of Frank Erlhoff at LIE Sueur,
Mimi, and spread rapidly until Frank
Erlhof's saloon and boarding house, Krankee'e
saloon, the furniture establishment OF Erlhoff
q Co, ant afrsme building owned by Frank
Barnard were consumed. Two girls, one
ployed In Erlhoff's boarding house Miss
Eishbaum was burned to death, but her CON-
panion in the same room saved berself by
jumping from window. Many OF tho board
era barely escaped In their night clothes.
AZ Winona the republican city convention
Thursday evening endorsed the democratic
nominee for mayor, Mr.. Lamberton, and the
entire democratic ticket The republican ward
nominations are "a follows: Alderman, First
ward, W. n. Hurlbut; Second ward, ]. L
Brink; Third ward, Geo. z. Flint; Fourth ward,
Fred Houman, Jr. School directors. Firs'
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1882-04-06
Gen. sWalm,s Pointa ror sergeant Maaon.

Gen. Swaim's Points for Sergeant Mason.
WASHINGTON, March 2S.-Judge Advocate
General Swain, in his report to the secretary
Of war on Sergeant Mason's case, holds that %
Guiteau was lying in his cot at the time Mason
fred the shot, and substantial brick wall in.
tervened; the ability of Mason to commit the
assault charged was both apparently and real
ly wanting, and he is Of the opinion that there
is material variance between the allegations
and proofs, and conviction ought not to be sus-
tanned. The Judge advocate adds:
While Sergt Mason cannot, on evidence, bs con.
sidered guilty Of the specific oense Of assault with
intent to kill. as charged and found by the court,
yet his conduct in recklessly dschargng his musket
at Guiteaus cell, and his determined declarations
made at the time, tended in q high degree to en-
danger the good order Of the troops then present,
should have 80 found. as lesser kindred oftsnse
to that alleged by making necessary exceptions and
substitute consistent findings.
A Minnesotian's Misadventure In Florida.
A good deal Of interest is feltin Minneapo-
lis In the recent misadyenture Of Mr.. W. w.
Eastman in Jacksonville, Fla, chronicled with
more or less accuracy In special to the CHI
cago Tribune. The dispatch represents that
Mr.. Eastman, In travelling from New Orleans to
Jacksonville behaved with rudeness to lady
who took seat in his section when he was out
Of the car; that the lady was made III by the
shook to her feelings; that she pointed out MI.
Eastman TO her brother upon their arrival at
Jacksonville, and that this brother undertook
TO improve the manners Of the MinneapolitAn
with horse whip. The story q given for
what IL u worth, to prevent The di6nsion Of e.
aggerated gossip. Il IL understood that Nj.
Eaatman denies the main allegations Of the dis-
patch,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1882-04-06

Guard Against d sease.
Hyou find yourself getting bilious, head heavy,
nouth foul, eyes yellow, kidneys disofdered.
symptoms Of piles tormenting You, take at once
few doses Of Kidney WORT Itisnature's great
assistant. Use It 90 an advance guard-don't
wait to get down sick. See large advertisement
Tennyson is in London, while the drain
age on his isle Of Wight is being over
hauled.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1882-04-06

News has reached Hudson Of the death
Of Curt Harrington and George Willis two
well known characters In that vicinity.
The former was resident OF Star Prair'"
and the latter several years chieV ssss
In Hndaon. Both died in - I'd pclise
Mohave County miner., 1882-12-17
Dr. SPINNEY. NO. II KEARNY STREET. Treats all Chronic and Special Diseases.
YOUNG MEN


 Who may be suffering from the effects of youthful foIlies or indisoretion will do well to avail themselves of this, the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. Dr. Spinney will guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weakness or pri- vate disease of any kind or character which he undertakes and fails to cure.
 MEDDLE-AGED MEN.
 There are many at the age of thirty to six ty who are troubled with too frequent evac- nations of the bladder, often accompanied by a slight smarting or burning sensation and weakening of the system in manner the patient cannot account for. On examln- ing the urinary deposits a rOpy sediment will often be found, and sometimes small particles of albumen will appear, or the CO., Tor VIII be of thin milkish hue, again changing to a dark and torpid appearance. There are many men who die of this difficult ty. ignorant of the cause, which is the sec ond stage of seminal weakniss. Dr. $. will guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases, and healthy restoration of the genito-urin ary OFgaus.
 Office Hours-1Ot to and to 8. Sundays from 10 to II A. N. Consultation free. Tho rough examination and advice,$5.
 Call or address
 DIR. SPINNEY CE co. dec1tf No. Il Kearny St. San Francisco.
Mohave County miner., 1882-12-17
HUMOROUS.

1Ou are not 1OUU OA mOAOS AOA AS
 F" ''Oh, no," said the capitalist;
 am fond of it for myself"
 The good die young. The bad live Q lie about the weather and are spo- ken of.as She oldest inhabitants.
 If one dog can be placed on a scent how many dogs can be placed on a trade dollar?
 q can marry any girl I please" said a young fellow, boastingly. "Yes, but you can't please any girl" retorted a companion.
 They have brand of whiskey in Kentucky known as "The Horn of Plenty" because it will corn you CO., piously.-Detroit Chaff.
 Bric-a-brac is defined "as anything in the crockery line that is absolute ly useless, set upon the mantel, where it will be in the way"
 Why is a man who has just carried his carpet-bag ashore from a steam boat like an owner of the soil? Be cause he is possessed of landed pro perty.
 Biblical student: Of course Ruth wanted beau, but no one has ever been able to determine why she chose sfich Boaz she did.-Newton Repub Ican.
 A poor young man remarks tnat the only advice he gets from capital ists is to "live within his income J whereas the difficulty he experiences is to live without his income.
 A girl in St. Paurs in a gush of affection, had herself vaccinated with virus taken from her lovers arm. She now has irresistible impulses to sit cross legged, smoke briar-root pipe, and swear.
 Darwin acknowledged himself mat ched when his little niece asked him, seriously, what cat has that no other animal has. He gave it up after ma ture deliberation, and then the sly puss answered, "Kittens "-Altoona Tribune.
 The Boston Journal has the infor nation that a gentleman in Oscar Wilde's audiencA, t.ls ot!,er night ia NewSYork, was so impressed ~i;h tIe- necessity of surrounding himself with the beautiful that he went home and whitewashed his kindling wood.
 A Family paper published long article headed Housekeeping Here after" 'Merciful heavens" "groaned distracted mother oG five cEiidrcn and the keeper of one husband and two servants, If l thought there was - going to be any housekeeping here after, I declare, I'd never die" Bur lingtoh Hawkeye.
 Once upon a time q woman died. and as the mourners were carrying her to the grave, they tripped against a stump and let the coffin fall. She revived, having been only in 6 deep trance. Two years afterward she really died, and as they were carry ing her down the same road and neared the same stump, the discon solate widower sobbed: Steady, boys steady, there. Be very, very care fulW-Courier.
 And what do you think of the re nsissance," my dear?" said she of the blond hair as she looked about her drawing-ro with an air of pride. "Oh, 1 am sure, I hardly know what to think. But so long as George can sell imported sunfower seeds at sev- enty five cents packet and palm off a cellar full of onions for lily bulbs l shall support it." This is the prac- tical view of the case.-New Haven Register.
Mohave County miner., 1882-12-17
A SMART CHINAMAN.

Recently in Butte, Montana, where Chinamen play faro a good deal, a ild hammered heathen slid into a TO game, and after losing a few liars pulled out little package of Id dust and laid it on the ace. The -lQQst-and the dealer, picking up the package, unfolded it and weighed out the dust, which was $50 worth He was about to cast the paper aside len the Celestial motioned to 1t hd asked that it might be given ack as 1t had some washing accounts it. The paper was returned and he next night he was there again, betting $50 in gold dust as before, he put his package carefully on the ace and won. The dealer handed bout $50 and the Chinaman shook his d
 "What's the matter, John?" 'FtYou payee ale I bet. One hund- red and fifty dollar"
 The dealer laughed contemptuous- ly,-but the heathen, unrolling the package, exhibited $1OO bill laid in between the doable piece of paper which contained the dust.
 \ The dealer looked fy>cheap. but Chinaman never moved |. mus
 acted as if it was the regu-
 b keep S10O greenback
 .kis. gold idust package.
 Gok-out man; "he's
 the paper the
 Ter handed
 eesh bill.
 China
Mohave County miner., 1882-12-17
Andayou' will be convinced that our prices are cheaper than
 the cheapest.

All Orders Must be Accompanied by the Cash
Mohave County miner., 1882-12-17
KRIDER BROS.

Main St., Mineral Parll.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

ease, masqueradfng Under another name. In
marked contrast to the sad cases which have
been above described are the experiences Of
many prominent people who were as low as
any of the persons mentioned, but who were
remarkably restored to former health and Wig
or by this same remedy. Among this number
are the following prominent names: Col. John
c. Whitner Atlanta, Ga. B. T. Larrabee,
Boston, Mass; Gen. G. A. Hickman, Phil
lipsburg, n. j.; Rev. D. D. Buck, d. d.,
Geneva, y. Y; DR.. T. A. McManus' Balti-
more, Nd; Edwin Fay, Davenport, Iowa;
Rev A. c. Kendrick, LII. D., Rochester, y.
y; j. 8. Matthews, Portland, Mich; {. w.
Eastwood, New York; Dr. A. A. Ramsay, Al
bia Iowa; Chancellor c. n. Sims, ID. D.,
Syracuse, N. Y; DR.. s. P. Jones, Marinette,
Wis. T. s. Ingraham, Cleveland, o.; Henry
T. Champney, Boston, Mass; Elder James s.
Prescott North Union, o., who is a promi-
nent member of the Shaker community, and
many others
To all candid minds the force of the above
facts must come with special power. They
show the importance of promptness and at
tention to the first symptoms of disordered
health before disease becomes fixed and hope
departs. They show how this can successful
" be done, and that tho dangers which await
neglect can only with difficulty be removed.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

Among scientific men who have made lon
gevitv study, ii Is almost unanimously agreed
that fruit and vegetable diet is conducive to
long life and perfect health. Andit is among
the vegetable kingdom that We find our prln-
cipal means of restoring health to the invalid,
and strength to the weak. In olden times,
when centenarians were common, and men or
sixty years of age were considered youthful,
herb doctors were the only physicians. Dr.
Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, with
the exception of one ingredient, and that is
iron, is strictly vegetable compound, and is
not injurious to the most delicate invalid. Its
effect on the general system is most wonder
full 1t gives real strength to every part OF
the body and its soothing effect in quieting
the brain and nervous system is most remark
able. Its principal ingredients are Yellow
Dock, Sarsaparilla, Juniper. Iron, Buchu,
Celery and Calisaya bark. Where the disease
is of an exhaustive nature, it quickly checks
all decay. In cases of dyspepsia it does not
act as a severe cathartic, but gives real
strength to the digestive organs, and thus
permanently cures this distressful disease.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

1t seems strange that any one will suffer
from the many arrangements brought on
by an impure condition of the blood when
ScovilPs Blood and Liver Syrup will restore
perfect health to the physical organization.
1t is indeed a strengthening syrup, pleasant
to take, and has proven itself to be the best
blood purifier ever discovered, effectualy
curing Scrofula, Syphiiitic Disorders, Weak
ness of the Kidneys, all Nervous disorders
and Debility. 1t corrects Indigestion. A
single bottle will prove to you its merits as
health h-renewer, for it acts like charm
especially when the complaint is of an ex-
haustive nature, having tendency to lessen
he natural vigOr OF the brain and nervous
system.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20
Sixteen Months on a Desert Island.

Papers brought by the Cape mail
steamer Bal1nordI Castle state that on
February 20th the American corvette
Marion, Commander Terry, arrived at
Cape Town from Heard's Island, bring
ing the survivors of the crew of the Ame-
aican bark Trinity, thirty>three in nuns
ber, who were wrecked at Heard's Is
land in October. 1880. The Trinity, Cap
tain John L. Williams, sailed from New
London, Conn, on June l, 1880, bound
on whaling and sealing voyage in the
Southern Ocean, and arrived at Heard S
Island October 2,1SS0. The bark an
chored off the island, which is uninhab-
tied, and is situated in latitude 53 de
grees south, longitude 73 degrees east.
Until October II all went well. but on
that day, during heavy gale. the bark
dragged into four fathoms of water.
The anchors had to be slipped and the
vessel was beached in order to save
the lives of the crew. At the time the
weather was intenslv cold, and while
the crew were being landed seven of
them had their limbs badly frostbitten.
With this exception the landing was eff
fected without accident. The same night
the Trinity loated off and was blown to
sea, since which time no trace of her
has been found. From October II, 1880,
the ship-wrecked crew numbering thir-
ty-five originally, remained on the is
land until they were rescued. FOrtu-
nately, in landing, the crew managed to
save some three months supply of pro
visions from the wreck. This supple
mentcd by sea elephant, penguin flesh,
and penguin eggs, with some sea cab
landing the captain and crew found
some small wooden huts, which had
been placed there by various whalers
who occasionally visit the place in search
of sea elephants. These huts formed a
most welcome shelter. During the six
teen months of their enforced captivity
the sailors were engaged in hunting sea-
elephants. Inthe winter season, and, in
fact. during most of the year, the men
suffered much from the intense cold,
and on January 80, 1881, two of the
crew, named Bernard Kelly and
George Watson. while out hunting and
when crossing glacier, were overcome
by the cold and were frozen to death.
On the 18th of last month, about p. NJ,
the forlorn crew sighted ship standing
along the coast. Sig. IS "ere made to
her by means of blankets, and the steam
er, which proved to be Marion. at once
made for the anchorage. Early next
morning the wrecked mariners were
transferred to her, Heard Island is q
bleak island of volcanic origin, and is
about thirty miles long by three miles
wide London Times
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

THE Philadelphia Times says that the Amer
lean kiss is to be the subject of book to be
published soon. The subject is a very expan-
sive and voluminous one. 1t will take at least
a hundred chapters to give an unabridged
definition of the American kiss. 1t will re-
quire no less than twenty pages TO portray the
different variations of THE long long kiss,
the kiss of love-" and there is the goodnight
kiss at the gate, that will pretty well crowd
the balance of the first volume. Then there
is the frigid, snappy kiss of the mother-in-
law, that goes off with pop like champagne
cork; the juicy, fabby kiss Of the baby, that
has no pop to 1t at all, and the insipid oleo-
margarine kiss of woman kissing woman. 0,
It will be a daisy of book; and how COM
forting to a young man, who has fever
blister on his lip and can't go to see his girl,
that volume will be, as he peruses 1t In the
long winter evenings.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20
Thirteen freshmen were suspend

Thirteen freshmen were suspended
by the Williams College faculty for
finding out the questions they we're to
be asked at examination. The class was
divided into two divisions, and when
the first division came out, the second
asked them to give them a list of the
questions. which they did. The others
then went into examination and passed
it with flying colors. They did it too
well, however, for their scholarship
having been poor during the term,
their success at examination excited sus-
picion, investigation followed, and the
grand bounce freely distributed among
them
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20
"Their Occupation Gone"

Il. V. PIERCE, NJ. D., Buffalo, Y. Y:
was attacked with congestion of the lungs,
soreness over the liver, severe pain in the
joints, a burning fever, and general giving
away Of the whole system. Failing TO find
relief In remedies prescribed, tried your
Golden Medical Discovery" 1t effected
my entire cure. Your medicines have only
to be used to be appreciated. II every
family would give them trial. nine -tenths
OF the doctors would, like Othello, find their
occupation gone. Yours truly,
l.. b. MCMILLAN, VI. D.,
BreespOrt, y. \.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

r. '. PIERCE, VI. D., Buffalo, y. Z:
Dear Sri must tell you what your medi-
cine has doL> for me. Before taking your
"Favorlte Prescription" l could hardly
stand on my feet, but, by following your
advice, am perfectly cured. The "Favor-
lie Prescription" is a wonderful medicine
for debililated and nervous females. | can
not express how thankful am 10 YOU for
your advice. Yours truly,
MRS. CORNELIA ALLISON, Peosta, Ia.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

The welI-knOwn attorney, Ira Z. Lloyd,
Esq, OF Ellsworth, Kans., had his nephew
successfully operated on for disease OF the
thigh. bone. The disease has been going on
for six years, and would have resulted in
loss of the limb had the operation been
much longer delayed. Quite large piece
Of diseased bone had to be removed by the
surgeons. Drs. DickersOn and Stark, Of the
Kansas City Surgical Institute, were the
operating surgeons.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

Is il possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up and
81 work, and cured By so simple remedy -
u assure you il is true that he Is entirely
cured. and with nothing but Hop Bitters;
and only ten days ago his doctors gave him
up and said he must die"
'Well-a-day. That's remarkable. will
70 this daT and Get some for my poor
GeoTke-l know hops are good"
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

When you visit or leave New York City,
save baggage and eXpressage and carriage
hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel.
nearly opposite the Grand Central Depot.
450 elegant rooms, single and in suits, fit
ted up at an expense of one million dollars.
Rooms reduced to 81 and upward per day,
on European plan. Elevators. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages
and elevated railroad to all depOts.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

MENSNAN'S PEPToNIZED BEEF TONIC,
tbe only pre- paration of beef containing its
entire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force generating and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for indf.
gestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration and
all forms of general debility; also In all en-.
feebled conditions, whether the RESULT OF
exhaustion, nervous proStration, oyerwork,
or acute disease, particularly ii resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Haz-
ard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by
druggists.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

How TO GET SICK.-Expose yourself day
and night, eat too much without exercise,
work too hard without rest, doctor all the
time. take all the vile nostrums advertised,
and then you will want to know
How TO GET WELL--Wh1ch Is answered
in three wnrds-Take Hop Bitters!
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20
"WHAT Is a promise. n

"WHAT Is promise, my boy7" asked q
school-tedcher, whose reputation for honesty
was not Of the best, to one of his younger
scholars. II don't know, sir" timidly re-
Piled the youngster. We'll. suppose YOU
should come to collect a bill Of me. and I
should tell you TO call around the next day
and would pay you, what would that be.''
Z" think that would be a lie, sir"
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

Mr.. SAMUEL DEDRON, of Loveland, Ohio,
writes; Il think l have cause to be glad.
Afflicted for years with painful kidney trou-
bles and chronic dyspepsia, was induced to
give DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsapa-
rila trial. The very first dose seemed to
reach the right spot. l don't know what
back-acEe or sour stomach now is"
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

Miss GERTRUDE VAN HoESEN, writing
from McComb. Ill.,, says that she had suf-
fered for long time with nervous prostra-
ton and debility, arising from malarial
poisoning. and that nothing afforded much
benefit till she tried Leis' Dandelion Tonic.
Having used a few bottles of that excellent
medicine thorough cure was effected.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20
Every Book Agent

should carefully note the advertisement of
Douglass Bros, elsewhere in this paper The
work they advertise deserves, and will doubt
less have, lar-e sale. Write them for full
particulars without delay.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

THE World'' DiSpensary and Invalids'
Hotel at Buffalo, n. Y, DESTROYED by fire a
year ago, is rebuilt and full Of patients. For
'Invalld's Guide Book" giving particulars
and terms of treatment, address, with two
stamps, WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

~ DUNNO heap bout poultry" said old
Uncle Pete when they were discussing the
question OF the day up at the market, but de
sweetest chicken Use ever cat was drawn 1t
wa~ drawn fru the winder OF a chicken-house
in de dark Of de moon "
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

This is the way that Dutch farmer adver-
tisel for a lost calf: "Ruul away, one red
and yite calf. His II be hind legs vas plack;
he vas a she calf. Enipotti vot prings him
pack gots five tolIars. Jacob Zuddening, Clear
Creek, three miles behind the prige. j."
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

THE market is flooded with worthless and
vile comp ounds for the rejuvination OF the
hair, but Carboine, the great petroleum
hair renewer and dressing, as now improved
and perfected, still takes the front rank as
the best preparation ever offered TO the
nuhIip
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

COLEVILLE, pa, Dec, 16, 1881.
The only cough remedy used in my family
is PisO's Cure for Consumption. Several
times in my own experience bad cough
has been cured by one dose before going TO
bed at night. NJ. 4. ATHERLY.
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20
YDIK E. PgNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is n Positive Cure


Tor all those Painful Complain and WeaknesseO
TO our best female population.
It will cure entirely the worst form OF Female Com.
plaints all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ucera
tIon Falling and Displacenents, and tho consequent
spinal Weakness and is particularly adapted to the
Change OF life.
It Will dissolve and expe tumors from the uterus IN
early stage OF development The tendency to can.
cerops checked very speedily by its use.
Il removes fAntness nauency, destroys oil craving
for stmulants and relieves weakness OF the stomach.
1t cures Bloatng, Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General D ty, sleeplessnesS Depression and Indi-
Gestion.
That feeling OF bearing down. causing pain, weight
and backache always permanently cured by its
1t will at all times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that the female system.
For the cure OF Kidney Complaints Of either this
Compound is unsurpassed.
LYDIA Il. pINEHAM'B VEGETABLE COM
POUNDS prepared at 80 and 2S5 Western Avenue.
Lynn Mass Price e1. SIX bottlesfor o. Sent by maS
IN the form OF pills, also the form OF loEenges on
receipt or price, 81 per box for either. Mrs PtnkhAm
freely all letters Of inquiry Send for pAmph-
let. Address as above Mention this Fuper.
No fanny should be without LYDIA F. PTNKHAM'e
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bniouEnsg
end torpidity OF the liver. IS cents per box
A. Sold by all Druggists. "a
The colored patriot., 1882-04-20

ELIXIR VITE FOR WOMEN.-Mrs. Lydia
E. Pinkham, 233 Western Avenue, LYNN,
Mass, has made the discovery! Her Vege-
table Compound is positive cure for fe
male complaints. A line addressed to this
lady will elicit all necessary information.