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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1882-11-27

JOHN HICKS DEATH CAUSED BY HIS OWN CARE
LESSf5EsS.-I he coroner, Dir. Patterson, yesterday
he'd inquest at the fifth precinct station the
body OF John Hicks, the ColOred man, who was
rHn over on Tuesday last at 18Th street and Penn
sy.Yania avenue by street car, and died OF his
injuries at FreedmanS hospital on Friday after
noon- After hearing the evidence the Jury rem
dered verdict tn he died from the injuries re-
cefved, and that the accident was the result OF the
caFeleSSneSS OF the deceased while intOXi ted,
and that no blame can be attached to the driver
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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
Arrival of New Shoes for 1882.

| would inform the public chat |
have just received my spring stock
of the celebrated Gloye's itjcu make
tine shoes, which have become so
popular among my customers, and
would say, that my spring assert
ment consists OF Ladies, Misses, and
Chiidren's fine French kid buttoned
and side laced; also walking shoes
and slippers, | have also added
from the same manufacturer line
gents fine scwed buttoned and low
walking shoes; all Of which are
strictly warranted to give satisfac-
ton Those parties who have bought
them once are ready to buy them
again, as the goods are made mp Of
the very best stock, and work guar
anteed J. DELLER.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
Kylack~Initlls' Notice
MINERAL POINT, Wis, March lst,

MINERAL POINT, Wis, March lst 1882.
We, the undersigned, Blacksmiths
of the city of Mineral Point, IN con
sideration of prices of produce Of
all kinds, and the prices of our
material, have come to the conclus-
ion that we cannot stand to work at
the present prices of setting shoes
for 10 cents.
Therefore, be it understood, that
each and everyone agree TO work on
the following prices and terms: 2C
cents for setting shoes, and 30 cents
for new ones.
Thos. Day, Il Wearne,
Geo. Day, VIM. Thomas,
N. Treweek, VIM. Smith,
VIM. Treweek, w. II. Jacka,
q. II, Masten, L. Lanyon,
j. II. Wilkinson. 9w4
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
At the Great Closing NuI sale oi
e. Osborne "a son

you can buy,
Standard Prints at 6 cents. per yard
Barker Wills BIeached shirlmgat l0i sc per I'D.
Peppered Mills Domestic at cts Per yard.
Heavy Domestic at 3 cents per yard
These goods, for durability, even
ness of manufacture and perfection
of finish, are unriyalled.
Ready made clothing, shawls,
blankets, hannels, dolmans, boots q
shoes, and hats e caps, can be
bought at less than wholesale prices
at the great closing out sale of T..
Osborne e. Sons. These goods are
the best value for the money ever
offered III this city.
We will positively retire from
business. K. OSBORNE Il Son.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
Hats, Caps, 30 ots, Shoes.
We Don't Keep Job Lots or Shoddy
Goods for Sale,

but good and honest goods, as all our patrons
are wen aware of, and we have figures marked
on the goods
Thanking the people Of Iowa county for thc
past patronage, We only ask an examination .
our mammoth stock to satisfy voUrsclve,
that what we publish are only facts and We
know from past experience that the future
win he As good as the past, Cali and take
look and ohlige,
Il. ) SMITH * BRO.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

"Superior' Fence Wire, latest and
best, tor sale 10y Martin q roay.
SW-lO
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

TEErn extracted paiulessly Mt ].
VI. llales' Dental Rooms. 3w
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

LARGE chromos for 81 90 for the
Mineral Point Book Store.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

NGW loHK cider at ], A. SpRAT-
LFR'S.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

Teasdale x Coad have jus. re-
ceived a fine lot Of ladies and gents
woolen and cotton hose. German
yarn and knitting silk, also wood
knitting pins and crochet needles
for knitting mits, SHIRTS and shawls,
and choice lot Of Irish trimmings
which will be sold cheap.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

Cclluloid or waterproof linen col.
lars and cuffs, fresh supply has
just been received at Dellers.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

JusT RECEIVED "A car load of
GLADDEN. wire now il the time 70 buy
fence wire;- iron has advanced and
in all probability wire will advance
in proportion.
). HoCkISG d Go.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
Desirable Property fer safe.

The brick store building and two
lots next below the l.. s. Hotel, on
High St, is for sale. The upper
part of the building is conveniently
arranged for dwelling hlso u
garden lot back behind, and the va
cant lot situated between John
Jeuck's and J. A Spratler's store on
High street. For particulars apply
to T.. GILLMANN
loft Mineral Point, Wis.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
IT1OKNEIS.
John n. Jone.

i IToRNEf AND COUNSELLOR, Dodgeyile, Wis
~ pfsctice III all the courts this State, ex-
cept The Iowa County iProbate1 Court
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

Keeptonp, Uuiou ~ Peoria Corn
Planters Climax aud lnviucible
Corn CutivatorS COR 1852 At Martin
X Toay'S Sw-lO
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

iDHfsiCiAN AND SURGEON, Linden WIS. All
c"ils ION DAY aud night promptly attended TO-
33tf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

Pm fSiClA An AND sURGEoN.-UHice in Len
\ "h@n block, up SEARS first door to left Resi-
uence hfst door west frOin u. Church Mineral
Point, VS..
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

OGaA>> First elias, Organs, from
SIS to sos; fully Warreutcd for six
wears Call ON, or address, :. e..
Osborne, Mineral Point, Wis.
These instruments are shipped III
rect from the factory to the pur-
chaser. tlv
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16
Iho Tribune Direcfo,st.


DHfSICiAN AND SURGEON Oace a. Nog,,,.
j "rns Store, Mineral Point. Ntls, lst
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

wilson a ,iclIi,on.


4 IIoRNEls AND C0UNSFLLORS = Office In
"a city Bank, Mineral Point, Wisconsin
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-16

II. Vivian, m. 40.
W. Eastman, II. Ed,

physician AND SURGEON, Mineral Point. Wis,
d Oihce in drug store.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
HUMOROUS.

SOMEWHAT off: Gilhooly strolIed into
Nose Schaumburg's store on Austin
avenue, and after looking around, he
said to Nose, who, rubbing his hands,
asked him what he wanted: "Will you
be kind enough to bring me glass of
beer, some fried beefsteak with onions,
some fried potatoes and some boiled
cabbage ?" replied Gilhooly. "Mishter
Gilhooly, mine store wash not restu-
rant" "What the deYil have l got to
do with that ? You have got up sign
there that reads: "H you don't see what
you want ask for it," / want some
grub. / don't see it, so ask for it, and
instead of bringing on the grub You go
to telling me what your occupation Is,
as if l cared cent. Why don't you
take down your sign?" When last seen
Nose was standing in thoughtful atti-
tude in front of that sign, absorbed in
profound contemplation.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

An old letter: EDoN1G, December,
Year Two.--Dear Eve: have been on
the rampage now one month, prospect
ing for our new home, and have seen
some ranches that will do pretty well,
but none of them just the ticket. The
old garden is hard place to beat, but
We have lost that and are turned out now
to root hog or die. We will fight it out
now on this line if it takes all summer.
Eating that apple was great blunder,
but, my dear girl, let bygones be by
cones; there is hope for us yet. Just
as soon rs I strike good claim l Will
come back to you. Watch over Cain
closely; he is brick. The weather is
raw and cold: feel that am too thiuly
clad. No more now; from your loving
ADAM. z. S.-Has Cain cut another
tooth yet?
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
The One GREAT MEDICINE.

Without doubt there are now, and have been for
years past, several medicines OF remarkable mert
before the pubC-medclnes wmch nave been
used, IN very many cases, WIN eNcelleht success
The names OF these will readily recur TO our read
ers, ana they are the names OF preparations whose
worth, for certain purposes, no one IL supposed 10
deny. But we are fully Jusuhed, oy uhuenlab.e
and notorious facts, in saying, and we do unhesl-
tatinglY say that the one great medicine or tho
present day-the medicine, we mean, which now
stands pre-eminent above all others-ls the Ia
nous NEGErINE OF Mr. ii. X. Stevens OF Boston
Some of the undeniabe facts respecting this ia
nous medicine are these:
First, 10 IL astonishngly efficient In really curing
@ahe various diseases for which IL Is especially conn
pounded ana intended.
Second, IL acts with celebrity which is generally
very surprising. A single bottle has often either
cured the user Of serious difficulty, or brought
about a most agreeable change, while very few
bottles have in thousands OF instances affected the
complete cure OF a long standing disease which
had previously bafled the skill OF the best phy-
BlCianS.
Third, II acts directly upon the blood, OF which
II Is the only powerful and thorough purifier.
Fourth, the tes ttmOnlals In support OF these
facts and the extraordinary worth Of this med-
cine are from well-knOwn and most respect
able men and women, and, In many in
stances, from persons holding the highest
social positions. They are not certificates from
unknown ana irresponsible individuals. We, our
selves, know the very high estimation In which
Negetne is held IN one of the best families in the
city.
There il, I'm short, and can be- no doubt or mis-
take whatever about tile unprecedented and sur
prlsng efficacy, value and success OF the Negetine
AS pu, lier of the blood and "a quick renoVator
and invlgOratOr OF the human system, physical aud
mental, mo medicine as is now generally conceded,
has ever been devised and compounded ut all
equal 10 lt; and, as u speedy and thorough cure
for such complaints As catarrh, cough, stomach
weakness and faintneSs, loss OF appetite, dyspcp-
sia, cancerous numOrs scrOfula, rheumatism, Kid
ney and some other equally serious complaints,
Negetlne altogether surpaSses any and all other
known medicinal preparations. The rapdlty
with which this great medicine has won It's way
into all parts of this country and various foreign
0nes since It's discovery and Introduction, hot many
years ago, Is something alike surprising and con-
nrmatOry OF It's intrinsic eAcellenCe.-Proyldence,
Ok. Ll Gazette.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

"PA, what is a pessimist, and what is
an optimist?" "a pessimist, my son, is
one who takes the surplus kittens, Just
after they are born, and chloroforms
them. The ophmist is one who lets the
kittens grow up. to live n wretched,
life; to be tortured continually
by boys and other thoughtless animals,
and to be finally killed with brickbats
and left TO rot on the streets.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
AsHBuRNHAM, MASS, Jan. II, 1880.

l have been very sick tor two years.
They all gave me up as. past cure. l tried
the most sklllful physicians but they did
not reach the worst part. The lungs and
heart would fill up every night and distress
me, and my throat was very bad. told
my children / never should die in peace
until | had tried Hop Bitters. ! have taken
two bottles. They have helped me very
much indeed. l am now well. There
was lot of sick folks here who have seen
how they helped me, and they used them
antl are cured, and feel as thankful as do
that there is so valuable medicine made.
MRS. JULIA q. CUSHING.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
IluuId or Dry.

Some people prefer to purchase medl-
cines in the dry state so that they can see
for themselves that they are purely vege-
table. Others have not the time or desire
to prepare the me licine. and wish it al
ready TO use.
To accommodate each class the proprie-
tors of Kldney-Wort now offer Ihat we'll
known remedy in both Liquid and dry
forms
Sold by druggists everywhere, TRUTH
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
A Fortune

NAV be made by hard work, but can
neither be made nor enjoyed without
health. 10 those leading sedentary lives
DIR. II. V. Plerce's Golden Medical DIS
coyery" is a real friend. 1t stimulates the
liver purities the blood, and Is the best
remedy for consumption, which Is scrofu-
lous disease of the lungs. BY all drug
uicta
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

Beng entirely vegetable. no particular
care is required while using DIR. Pierce's
sPleasant Pnrgative Pellets" They oper-
ate without disturbance TO the constitution,
diet, or occupation. For sick headache,
constipation, impure blood, dizziness, sour
eructations from the stomach, bad taste in
the mouth, bilious attacks, pain in region
of kidney, internal fever. bloated feeling
about the stomach, rush OF blood to head,
take DIR. Picrce's ''pellets." BY druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

Mr. BEECHER thinks that ninety-fve
men IN every hundred viii lie. He has
the right idea. but his proportion Is not
exactly correct. Now, there's Mr..
Beecher won't lie for one; and there's
Gus" that makes two. And you'll have
to advertise to find the other three. and
they will probably lie to get the reward.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

1t is the common observation that the
standard Of natural health and normal ac-
tivity, among American women, is being
lowered by the influence of false ideas and
habits of life, engendered by fashionable
ignorance and luxurious living. 1t is a
happy circumstance that Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham has come to the front 10 instruct
and cure the sufferers OF her sex.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

For dyspepHa, indigestion, depression
OF spirits and general debility, in their va
rious forms; also as preventive against
fever and sgue and other intermittent
fevers, the "Ferro-F Fhosphorated Elixir Of
Callsaya, " made by Caswell. Hazard s. Co,
New York, sold by all Druggists, Is the
best tonic; and for patients recovering
from fever or other sickness, it has no
equal
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

'I MET lovely woman from Rome,
Ga, and she said 1--we been at snm-
mer resorts, for month, and all WANT
now is to be in my back porch at home
in loose wrapper and my face buried
in Georgia watermelon"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

"THIRTY years ago was poor boy, "
he proudly observed to the reporter
"a poor boy at two dollars a week.
Step by step rose from the menlal
position until became q member of
the Legislature-and here I am at last!'
The interview was held at the gentle
mans place of resldence-the State
prison at Auburn.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

GAS that poor man in New Hampshire
died of smoking, I don't know as l
ought to press you to take this cigar, "
said visitor to reporter. 81 can
accept it, +" said the scribe, as he reached
for the Victoria, a stranger to news
paper offices, adding: "a fellow who
has written up deaths from arsenic in
wall paper, from chicory in coffee, from
eating canned articles, and from inhal-
ing sewer gas, will die a natural death. -
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

THE father of all elderey damsel to
manageable young man:-''On the day
that L give you my daughter Adele, l
will deposit 100000 francs with M. La
ftte." Francois: -"Thanks, dear sir,
bat suppose you give me the 100000
francs, and deposite Mile. Adele with
M. Lafitte."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

We can insure any person having bald
head or troubled with dandruff, that
Uarboline, deodorized extract of petro-
leum, will do all that is claimed for it.
1t will not stain the most delicate fabric
and Is delightfully."- perfumed.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

DIsRAHLI said: Ignorance never set
ties a question" There is where the
great premier was wrong. II it ia a
question as to mans fitness to serve
on jury, igno rance always settIes the
question, and i'll the ignorant mans
favor
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

Pimples and Humors on the Face.-In
this condition of the skin. the 'Vegetine"
is the great remedy, as 1t acts directly
upon the cause. 1t cleanses and purifles
the blood, thereby causing humors of all
kinds TO disappear.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
WINSTON, FoRsYTH Co., n. z.

GRNTs-I desire to express to you my
thanks for your wonderful Hop Bitters. l
was troubled with dyspepsia for FIVE years
previous to commencing the use OF your
Hop Bitters some Six months ago. My
cure has been wonderful am the pastor
of the first Methodist Church of this place,
and my whole congregation can testify to
the great virtues of your bitters.
Very Respectfully,
REV. II. FEREBEE.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

"JoHN, what rs that peculiar smell ?"
asked mans wife as he was trying to
steal in bed without waking her, about
2 o'clock A. M. "That il the incense
we use in the lodge room, my dear, it
exales-it exales-" "Yes, know nOw,"
she interrupted; ~ recognize the odor
Xxx ales."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

A YOUNG would-be wit in Lewistown,
Me-, who attempted to chaff n half-in
toxicated lumberman, was greeted with:
"I mind my own business. l know
what you are. We make No. 2 clothes
pins out of such stock as you up our
way. You glt!
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
AN EXTRAORDINARY CASE.

AUSTIN. TEXAS February 70, 1881.
Po Mr.. J. w. Graham, Druggist:
Dear Sir-Ny case was an acute form Of Bronchitis.
and was of one and half years duration. en-
pleyed the best medical aid possible but failed
rapidly untr the doctors said would die-that my
case was incurable. Thrown upon my own resources.
Igot bottle Of DIR. WM. HALLS BALSAM FOR
THE LUNGS and in six hours felt decided relief.
In three days the cough almost disappeared. Now
that my chances Of life are good for many years.
earnestly recommend the above TO every sufferer Of
throat or lung disease. c. G.. LATHROP.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

HARROW ING-Tourist-'I say, my
man, do you know the way to Harrow ?"
Rustic OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES way
to arrerl D'you think | spent nigh on to
forty years on this ere farm, and dunno
how to 'arrer 2"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
Dr. P,erce,s "rayorite Prescription"

always becomes the favorite remedy OF
those who try ii. 1t is a specific for all
female weakness" and arrangements,
bringing strength 10 the limbs and back,
and color to the face. OF all druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

'I REALLY believe my wife thinks I'm
only half baked" said sad-faced man,
''for she always gives me a warming
when l come home"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

WHAT a nice-looking young man ?"
simpered lady to her friend, as youth
in the omnibus deposited her nickel in
the safety-box.
eyes, was the reply, 'I see he is
passing fare"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

SPLENDID color that, isn't it?" asked
tAaA fshmoDger, cutting open a salmon.
"Yes," replied the purchaser, CLOCKS as
af it were blushing at the price you ask
for it.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

IT is not considered good form to ask
young gentleman with fob ribbon if
he is aware that the end of his suspend
er is hanging below his vest.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

An old lady, hesring that JOHN Bright
contemplated visiting this country,
hoped that he wouldn't bring his dis
ease" with him.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

GALL the worlds a stage Sam AMI the
men and women merely players" Eyes,
massa, but If dat's so where you goin'
for to get yer audience and orchistry?"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
Grateful Relief.
534 AMH STREET,
PoTTsvILLE, Pa, Sept. %, 1881.

PUTTsv1LLE, Pa, Sept. %, 1881.
II. Ii. WARNER Il Co.. SirS-Your
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has cured me
of indigestion, dyspeptic and kidney affec-
ton with which had been troubled for
four or five years. JoHN d. FOSTER.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

1t is simply marvellous how quickly
constipation, billousness, sick headache
fever and ague, and malaria, are cured by
''Selers' Live er Pills"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
Aliens Brain Food

Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness
of Generahve Organs, 81 all druggists.
Send for circular. Aliens Pharmacy,
313 First q v. N. Y.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

"Female complaints" are the result of
impure blood. Use 'Dr. Llndsey's Blood
Searcher-" Sure cure.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
That Husband of Mime,

Is three times the man he was before he began
using Wells Health Renewer. 81. Drug
eists. Send for pamph let to E. s. WELLS
Jersey City, N, J.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

CONFIDENTIAL: A lecturer is telling
Chow we hear" 1t is easily told.
Somebody tells friend of ours, and
tells him not to tell; that's the way we
hear
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

The high price of meat does not affect
the consumption of hash. The two
articles never did depend on each other
much.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

DIR. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer ID the
marvel of the age for all nerve diseases, All
fits stopped free. Send to 931 Arch Street
Philadelphia, Pa
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

The Mensury barley in a new variety,
and likely to become popular. 1t is SIX
rowed, and was sent out by the Depart
ment of Agriculture four or FIVE years ago.
1t originated in Canada. 1t has long, heavy
heads which hang dowg when filing, but
Its straw is 90 strong that 1t does not fall
down, even on the richest land. 1t has
been tested for mailing and pronounced
superior for that purpose. In ripenlng 1t
is little later than the common Blk rOwed
and is easily distinguished from that when
growing by slightly reddish tinge to the
beard when the heads appear.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

"WHY, are you alive yet, my dear old
friend? 1 heard you were dead, "a
nice friend you are! You didn't even
come to my funeral
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

WHY are the Germans like quinine
and gentian? Because they are two
tonics.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26
Ponder on these Truths.

Torpid kidneys, and ccnsupated bowels
are the great cause OF chronic diseases.
kIdney-Wort has cured thousands. Try
il and you will add one more TO their nnm-
Der.
Habitual costiveness afflcts millions OF
the American people. Kidney-Wort will
cure it.
KIdney-Wort has cured kidney COM
plants of thirty years standing. Try it.
See adv.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-10-26

A CRUsTY old bachelor says he thinks
its woman, and not her wrongs, that
ought to be redressed,