The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-26

l IL al uS OlO III Ills O6UOOIS 1 IlSOu,
the portrait of a bad customer.
Michael Angelo, if / mistake not,
selected his political enemies for
types of the damned. The Due
ld'Aumale having called a favorite
mare Dejazet, after the actress. the
latter bought a hound, and chris
tened it d'Aumale. The law allows
artists to flatter, but not to ridicule
individuals.
The carnival simply merits an al
fusion, as poiiteness is ever due to
the departed. All the tom-foolery
one so rehshed, has emigrated 10
Nice. and next to Rome. We have
no time to have the BoetLf GraS
procession, the prize oxen being too
Immediately required for CONVEX
sion into TOSbtf and bifSteckS. The
event is simply an occasion for adj
vertisers and little folks to indulge
in public fancy balls. The street
| boys revel in horn-bloWing, and
funny folks of both sexes exchange
dresses for the legal period of TWEEN
ty-four hours. Even the masked balls
at the opera simply have become
merely a rendezvous for demi-
mOndianS, and source of specula-
ton for supper-room proprietors.
There is great degeneracy since the
Regent went disguised, with Dubois
administering him sundry kicks
where the seat of honor is said to be
lodged. till his highnesS protested:
Dubois, you disguise me too much"
] A r1fnsnnffn inA hn
Comte d. ArtOis to the public masked
balls, and enjoyed herself-some said
too much.
The "gods" are abusing their lib
erty so much in the theatres, that
the critics have signed round rob-
bin, declaring that they will not
enter hencefOrth any play house if
the managers cannot keep "para-
disc" in order. At the bringing out
of a new piece recently, not con-
tent with the customary missiles -
orange peelS, approximations, and
potatoes. the little fOot-stOols were
thrown into the pit aud NJ. Scarey's
hat was driven down completely
over his eyes.
The schemes for army OrganlZa-
ton are as many as the projects for
reforming the constitution. The
ministers Of war themselves are so
often changed, that the advocates of
short periods of serving under the
flag, see in that instability, one OF
the strongest arguments IN favor OF
their views. Each new occupant of
the war Office commences first by UNI
doing all his predecessor had in
augurated; the Penelope work has
every prospect OF continuing. AS
for instance, the question OF uni
form; one huSSar regiment has been
in this respect so often operated
upon, that since two centuries, its
head dress has been altered not less
than 141, tunic III, and trousers I21
times
Up to the present, child stealing
was too markedly prevalent. The
fashion is now setting in to make
away with old persons, especially if
they be rich or annuitants; they go
out to have their constitutional dur
ing the few sunny hours OF the day,
but return no more. Some haYe
disappeared as effectually as the lost
tribes.
The institution of calico balls is
unknown here. Perhaps they may
take root after the expiration for adj
hitting Manchester goods at COheC
treaty prices. France will require
likely then,a national effort TO slim
ulate home manufacturers. In the
meantime, the white muslin
balls have commenced, with the
regularity of Lenten sermons and
chamber concerts; these are limited
to bread and butter misses, and
form a kind of overture or breaking
in for the more serious gatherings,
where teens are chaperoned by
mamnas of the BeIgravian type.
These vestalS raOutS precede
the most active part of tre fashion
able season.
| NJ. Parville draws attention to tile
danger of busting with the ordinary
feather brush. He urges the en-
ployment of cloths and rubbing.
Brushed, the particles of dust quit
the furniture To float in the air. to
descend la due course, and III the
meantime, gOOI deal does enter
the throat. In such may be morbid
germs. as TyndaI and Pasteur have
shown. All this might be largely
avoided by opening the windows
and carrying away the dust by a cur
rent. IL appears uncovered salt
cellars and pepper stands are merely
receptacles for dust. Well then, en-
ploy covers. Expect as science pro-
crosses, a cOroner's finding: died
from the effects of dusting." 1t is
a notorious fact, that old curiosity
dealers live long.
A mother and daughter have been
condemned to two and three years
imprisonment respectively, for way
laying midwife and emptying
vitriol on her head. They accused
her of killing a married daughter
and sister by inattention in accou-
element, which was wrong. 1t IS
time for juries to punish severely
the vitrio1 process of revenge.
Between lady friends: do you
think Mile. l. dresses well?" "She
does not dress, she decorates her
SELF"