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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-03-29

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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-03-29
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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-03-29

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Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13
Never Recovered.
Detroit Free Press.

"You see," he explained, as we
sat on the tavern steps at Shafps-
burg and looked around, sthis town
has never recovered from the war;
"What did you have here before
the war ?''
Everything, almost. Why, sir, /
sat on these very steps before the
war and counted six fights all going
on at one. Then we had a cooper
shop, three saloons, a tannery and
four shoe shops"
"All are gone now, Observe"
Every one OF 'em, and what's
wuss, you can't start a fight here to
save your life. If you should jump
out there and crow and crack your
heels and offer to fight the best man
in Sharpsburg no one would raise a
hand"
''They wouldn't, ell ?"
mot one. We are a humble peo-
pie. Here it is sixteen years after
the close of the war, and we are still
so downcast that q tin peddler comes
in here and bluffs the mayor, sasses
the postmaster and runs away with
the only good-looking woman we
ever had, and not a man threw a
brick bat ~
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13
A Joke on POLICEMEN.

1--WE don't care for the police
hooray ~ shouted couple of ine-
prlated young fellows, in Troy, N.
:, as they rolled up against the
side, OF the city hall about . o'clock
IN the morning. A policeman walk
cd across the street and said: ''Here,
now, you fellers must keep quiet or
LII lock you up" sect out your
pop DO you mean to insult us ?H
asked one of the youths, as he
Strengthened himself up. Immedi-
ately there flashed in the dim gas
light. two pistols. Each of the young
men had reached into his hip pocket
and drawn therefrom the forbidden
firearms. Put 'em up, or I'll draw
on you ~ said the now thoroughly
frightened officer, as he lodged be.
hind the corner. Give him-hie-
one, give him two,n said one of the
young men. There was shrill
whistle. The entire reserve force at
the second precinct station house,
including little yellow dog, rushed
to the scene. The youths were bran
dishing their firearms. They stood
back to back, and the policemen
formed ring around them, with
drawn clubs As the officer lodged
to grab the pistols the fellows NOV
ed around, SO that the revolving ar
senal always showed a bold front.
Suddenly an alert minion of the law
made dash and grasped one of the
dangerous weapons in his hand. Lo,
he had a handful of mush. There
was q yell and loud laugh. The
pistols were cream chocolate with
tinseled hammers. The officers de-
clared they would keep it dark. a
saloon being opened near by, drinks
were handed out the side door, and
the knights of the club pledged each
other never to say anything of the
hip pocket draw or the cream choc-
Olate rev0lvers.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13
New York Herald

Words are the adulterated skim
milk of life, while example is the
pure cream.
If you are so terribly nervous that
every stupid thing you see frightens
you, avoid the looking glass.
What is hypocrisy Why, it is
when any one says he loves his neigh
Dor as himsel and straightway sands
the sugar.
We should be more satisfied with
our prayers if we worked little
harder to help the Lord answer
them.
1t does not take much to make
one happy after all. Why, we once
knew man who was really con-
tented with nothing.
Manga man confesses in the prayer
meeting that he is full of sin who
would be very sorry to have his GUS
toners admit chat he is right.
There is a good deal of piety in
the world which goes fishing on
Sunday and then sings Moody or
Sankey hymn to keep up the form of
religion.
Varnish and putty-what woul Id
the world do without them ? The
one makes the homely pine look like
rosewood and the other fills all the
cracks. Ia politics, in business, even
in religion, what could we do with
out putty and varnish ?
A great many people contract
debts honestly, intending to pay
them, but after awhile honestly find
out that they can't do it. They use
their feelings; that is, they feel sure
that they want the article, but they
are thoughtless; that is, they don't
happen to think that they haven't a
penny. They make it up, however,
by kindly saying to the creditor, as
the witty Irishman did, "May Your
Honor live till L pay ye."
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13
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Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13

Stockings divided so as to separate
each toe as glove does the fingers
are now being introduced, and an
eminent medical authority recon-
mends them, as they are likely to
promote cleanliness, prevent trouble
some soft corns and abolish foot
deformity.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13
Dreams.

They are f3r away and silent,
D Those voices sweet and dear;
There space and time between us
This many aud many year
The sounds OF care and labor
Fill all my world by day,
heed not mirth nor music,
Nor mourIirg by the way.
Only the mill wheels turning
And the hammer-throbs Of pain,
In brain and spirit burning,
For end of need and gain.
But when the night is quiet,
And weary brow and breast.
Thoughts endless loveless riot,
A last are hushed to rest.
Then comes the old lifes longing,
A fierce and flooded stream;
On sense and spirit thronging,
And voices crowd my dream.
I see the eyes before me,
Belaxed and mourned and missed,
And the eweet lips hover DER me
That once fondly kissed.
The darlings of my bosom
Cling to my heart once more;
And the dead years bud and blossom,
Fair as they bloomed before.
All me | wake to sorrow,
For dream and day are done,
And the weary, weary morrow
OF toll and pain began !
Will it be so when L m sleeping
Under the quiet sod,
When mine eyes have done their weeping,
And my sodl is safe with God?
Shall the heart that life was breaking
With days Of lonely pain,
In its last, long sleep be waking,
And dream its dreams again?
Out of that tranquil glory,
By the living rivers flow,
Shall I turn to the old, old story
OF mortal loss and woe
Or will death put out this ember
Oflone and vain regret2
1t is anguish to remember:
Is it Heaven to torget2
Rose Terry Cooke IN The Congregation
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13

Forty years ago Senator Vest AS
sociate Justice Harlan and b. Gratz
Brown were three very wild and
very red headed boys, living on the
same square in Frankfort, KY, and
going to school under the same mas
ter.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-05-13

Paralytic strokes, heart disease.
and kidney affections, prevented by
the use of Browns Iron Bitters.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1882-09-09

uolng now, and need not take an engage
ment as leader of the orchestra at the Ouch
ess's Theatre, where he would have to be
oat all the morning at rehearsal and not get
home until twelve o'clock at night"
Dreadful hardships, aren't they:"
laughed Bob Il shall see all the pieces
tor nothing and play my own compositions
ad 16."
Now, Mr.. Lamont, what do you say?"
urged harJory gently. DO help me to
persuade Bob. He thinks so much of your
opinion"
when it agrees with my own miss"
Humphrey caught Miss Sebright's two
hands III his and gave them a brotherly
squeeze
Il don't blame Bob" he said cordially
Tor not wanting to lose his houshold fairy
1alry that L can remember trottino about
these Old rooms in short frocks. and who
even then was the sweetest and most
thoughtful of little women But"
You think am right" interrupted Mar
jory eagerly, and coloring little IS she
withdrew her hands. Il felt sure Won
would Bob, you can't hold out any LONGER:
We are two to one.''
Bob, old man." said NJ. Lamont kindly.
If yol 60 give your consent to the plan. [
know of as family where 1 think YOUR
sister sister would be made Very happy, and
where, Heaven knows. q sweet influence
Ike hers is solely needed Just now
You do:' Marjory cried clapping her
hands. There, Bob! II Mr.. Lamont finds
he situation among his own friends. where
sinai not be starved or snubbed as Won
seem to dread. you won't say no any lon
ger, dear, viii you? Let ne try it. at anv
rate; and promise you that the very iirst
tlme fell my pride seriously wounded 1
Will come back to dear Old Charlotte Street
and be made much OF by Toots and Lii"
.'Heaven bless my Marjory." was all old
Bob could say as he drew her to his side and
Kissed her blooming cheek. And Nr La
mont felt that the girl had gained her point.
81 am going down to Frar's Cross to-
morrow" he said hurriealy. ..and I will
drop Bob q line as soon as l have spoken
with Mrs. Dering. Goodbye, Mariorv.
Bob IS lucky dog to have such sister.
Goodbye"
bat what am to have such q Bob:n
laughed liarjory, shaking hands with the
departing visitor. please don't FORGET
10, don't mean that know you never
forget to do a kindness-I mean write soon
Oh" she added suddenly, running out upon
the landing and speaking over the bausters
again to the young man, who was already
halfway downstairs, Il forgot to give you
list Of my qualifications. Can you remein-
Der them? English. French, German, ad-
Vanced music-no singing-very good arith-
metic, and plain sewing That's all"
"Al had no idea. Miss Sebright, that
yo1 were SO learned little body. But I
shall certainly suppress the plain sewing 1
shall convert it into art-embroidery so as to
march with the times. Goodbye again"
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1882-09-09
CHAPTER Y.

Lork Oldontowers and Humphrey Lamont
went down TO trlar's Cross together on the
following day. The lover admitted that he
mad bat just returned from weeks visit to
his uncle, but that he was only too glad of
an excuse to go down again, the excuse in
the present instance being his desire to see
Miss SebriSht installed as governess in Mrs.
Dering's family.
They are the kindest and jolliest people
III the world, he explained to Lord Olden-
towers as they drove to Bond Street, where
Humphrey had a purchase to make before
proceeding to the station: ':but they want
Just that amount Of ballast which Mariory's
dear, little, steady head and warm heart will
supply"
The purchase which was to be made in
Bond Street was a trinket for his Dresden
china .oTe. over relation of whose lowell
ness arc sweetness and fascination he had
kept Lord Oldantowers up till an unholv
hour at the f;oscius on the night before.
MIR. Lamont had decided that q pair of
earrings would be the pleasantest surprise
for lis childish idol; and his friend looked
OF Iii considerable amusement while he
grunbled over the very artistic and ample
stock displayed by the long-suffering sales
man, complaining that he could find moth
lE9 pretty enough for the person for whom
they were intended
The shades of evening would probably
have found him still undecided about the
pretty trifies if Lord Oldentowers, mindful
Of the fact that express trains wait for no
man, had not artfully intlamed the lovers
fancy by declaring that certain pair of
large soitaire. pearls would be just the thing
for a little butterfly beauty ike Miss Dering,
and would look ike drops Of dew in those
pink shell like ears about which Humphrey
had raved for half an hour Oh the previous
night
That novel flower of speech settled the
question: and yhe pearls became Mr.. La
monts property at a price which the poor
fellow could very i'll afford. But there was
such an eager glow and light in his kind,
handsome face, as he buttoned away the little
purple-yelyet case in some secret pocket on
the left side, that Lord Oldentowers looked
at him half IN wonder, half in envy
1T must be very nice, on the whole, to be
IN love" thought the little gentleman. whose
marriage had been made by his friends, and
whose conduct was admitted on all sides 10
be i1Teproachably kind and considerate
towards his poor young wife, on whose ac-
count he had been practically exilad from
England for five years
When the train arrived at Nettleby late
that November afternoon, the two Young
men, by Lord Oldentowers's DESIRE set of
to walk TIE five miles which lay between
that unilnportant little town and the village
of Friar's Cross.
1T is pleasant to smell the English air
again." sighed the owner of Ollen.owers.
And it is sweeter in Bloomshire than any,
where else."
Even Humphrey. eager as he was for the
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-07
HENRY GEORGE

It il very hard for some Pacific Coast
editors to realize the mental greatness
of Henry George, the author OF 'Pio-
rress and Poverty" Whenever a
newspaper man in this section of the
country has nothing else to write about
ne sits down and slurs the land theories
Of Mr.. George and sends marked
copy Of his effort to some land graoeer
of soil monopolist. The principal ar
gument against his theories is that
"they.are impracticable," but no reason
has vet been put forth proving this I'M
practicability. 1t has for hundreds OF
wears been the fashion Il the land
barons to appropriate and hold or to all
the land possible and keep poorer PEG
ole from cultivating it or earning sus-
tenance off it. The world is full of peo-
ple who consider everything ilnpractl-
cable which lifts custom out OF old ruts
or REQUIRES fresh method of thinking
to comprehend. Had it been the Gus
tom for men to locate sections OF water
instead OF land, mark Off the corners by
means of buoys and make every ship
pay for sailing over certain places or
anchoring there, the same people VINO
cry out against the "impracticability''
of Mr.. Georges theories would have
the same argument at hand if anyone
wanted to take up all the buoys and de-
clare ocean water free to navigation.
Mr.. Georges book is still running
through numberless editions and Is
being translated into nearly all civilized
languages. The Edinburg Reuiew con-
siders it .the greatest book written for
one hundred years." The leading
London magazines pronounce Mr..
George the deepest thinker now living
and predict that his works will create
more lasting impression upon the pub
lie mind than any modern writing. The
leading political economists of the age
VINO nave lOUS duAclCu " oe"SA N'ASoA
les, recognize new light breaking in
Mr.. Georges theories and embrace
them with enthusiasm. The lowly as
well as the great are being educated by
the book, and politician organizations in
the East are resolving themselves into
clubs, some of which number as high
as $4,000, and each member signs a
member signs a pledge to support Mr..
George as the Workingmen's Anti
Monopoly candidate for President.
What all this agitation will amount to
in the end is at present impossible to
determine, but the fact that there is
such movement should not be ignored
and to attempt to belittle its Importance
is folly. 1t is believed by shrewd poll
ticians that Henry George will be the
Republican candidate for the Presl-
dency two years hence, endorsed by
the various labor organizations through
out the Union.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-07
u,LxEss OF THE GOVERNOR.

Although Governor kinkead has
been advertised to be at various places
during the past week, and announced
as actually being at few, he has in
reality been confined to his house with
sickness, and his physician does not
encourage his leaving his bed for
week vet. Yesterday his case seemed
serious, but last night he was con-
sidered practically out of danger. The
APPEAL calls special attention to his
illness from the fact that people may
understand why he was absent from
the Fair at the opening, and was not
seen at several political meetings where
his presence was required. He will be
in the field to take hand in the CAM
paign as soon as he can do so without
ieopardizing his health, and has as
much interest in the success Of the Re
publican party as he had four years
ago. These statements are made In
Justice to the Governor because a ru-
NOR had gained ground that he was not
taking a hand in the campaign. The
Governor has never been skulker in
his tent and is chatting under his forced
absence from the field.
The defeated candidates in Bodie
seek consolation in grand hop, and
among the order of dances are noticed
"When the sack begins to Fail, "Can-
oman Dreams" "Fusion," ''Long
Term'' and "slippery Officials" The
music Of the first one is mournful be-
yond description.
Matt Caravan has attached the New
York mine for 81, 7O3 due for salary as
Superintendent.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-07

Matt Caravan has attached the New
York mine for 81, 7O3 due for salary as
Superintendent.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-07

Leave orders the states to be fund At the princi pa
business houses. OFT
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-10-07

County Committees in the several counties will
please make the necessary arrangements or the
meetings. BY order OF the committee,
e. G STEVENSON, Chairman.
F. C. LORD, Secretary.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-11-12
Crittenden.
Vote of Pima County.

The vote of Pima county, so far as heard from, IS as follows:
 Delegates-Porter, S25; Oury, s61.
 Superintendent of Schools Davis, S49; Horton, S47.
 Council Knapp, 900; Cook, 723; Hughes, SS7 Sykes, 697.
 Assembly-Bivins, 794 Brown, 929 ; Fawcett, SS0; Snyder, l,O3S; Clifford, 934 Tiffany, GA; Wicks, S4l Otero, 602; Bowling, 6s2 Bedding. 756.
 Joint Councllman-Davis, SIS Weed ID, 697.
 Probate Judge Aram, 656; Wood, 965.
 Sheriff-Paul, 975; Shaw. 776.
 Recorder-Drake, 1053; Read, 654.
 District Attorney-Smith, 973; Perry, 70l.
 Treasurer Elliott, sSs; LeatherrOod, S24.
 Public Administrator-Bu -Buehman, S37: Tuliy, 7SS.
 County Surveyor Allis, 76S; Ros- kruge, S46.
 Supervisors-Toole, 943; Vail, 800 {; Otis, S65: Samaniego. S47; Harrison, 747; Goldtree, 649.
 So far as can be sscertalned the re- turns from the following precincts, which are not included in the above, are about as here gwen:
 Grsaterville- About even on both tickets, with the exception of Paul, who gets majority.
 La Noria-About 9 votes were cast, two thirds of which are believed to be Democratic.
 Arivaca-Votes stood about even up, with majority in favor of Elliott.
 Young America - The votes were equal, with the exception of that on Treasurer, which gives LeatherwOod II to Elliott 1. Reddington- The vote rah Demo cratic, LeatherwoOd getting IS votes tC Elliott l.
 Picacho-The Democrats have 9.or 1C majority.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-11-12
ChristIuas Cantafa.

A beautiful cantata IS to be given by the childrer of Tuscon the first week in December, at the Opera House. Over sixty children will participate; it will be one of the most interesting en- tertairments ever gwen in this city. The following is one of the choruses to be rendered on the occasion: Hail, all hail the Christmas times are
 coming; Hail. all hail We 'greet the glorious
 times. Welcome, welcome to our merry Christ
 mas day-the day the star shOne
 out on Bethlehem. Ohi 1t tells us of a Savior; How He left his Throne III Glory bright Though His home was but manager, yet
 His star dispelled the gloom of
 night. Shepherds knew the coming of Sa- Heard the angels joyful anthem swell; Heard their Fear not, for behold l
 bring you Tidings of great joy to Israel; Watched the star that rose in grandeur
 in the East, Proclaming glorious day; Followed, kneeling at the manager; Worshipped Him who in the manager
 lay. Then the Shepherds spread abroad the
 saying, Which was told them of the WOnd'rous
 One How He came, a Savior for His people; How the star but led the rising sun! So to us that child, so lowly, Is a Savior whom We worship all; And tonight We chant Ills praises, That to us He sends His welcome call. H ail, all haili the Christmas times are
 coming; Hail. all hail, we greet the glorious
 time. Welcome, welcome to our merry Christ
 mas day-the star shone out OCT
 Bethlehem.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-11-12
THE UYYEI0HBoRLr NElsa

Jones put bay window iu A--
 which interfered with tho view fro
 neighbor Talbot's window. Talbot monstrated, but it was in vain. ,Ione even built & three-story extension, but Talbot went him one story better on u extension which interfered with othe- bay windows Jones had projected. So, in order to get any light at all, Jones had to tear down one wall, put in a bay window and bulld up another wall. When he had finished he painted Tal- bots wall white, so as to get the benefit of the reflection. Then Talbot painted it black, and Jones determined to sell his house, Then Talbot, who owned another lot adjacent to JOrss', put up sign offering to lease the lot for boiler shop or stable. Then the neighbors S2 the rear of Jones, who seemed to have also got a prejudice against him, built a high board fence, which cut of the light from the other side of the house. But Jones, learning that permission had not been obtained for building the fence, ordered it down. On its ruins, however, rose a sign inviting proposals for brick wall. Jones thereupon surrendered and sold at a loss to a man whom his neigh bors would let alone.-Detroit Frse PreSs
Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-11-12
opoR oF HUMAH HATE.

In Le Progress NedicaIe M Gal calls attention to the medico-legal of the odor of human hair. He ass that from the simple smell of a locE hair he can tell whether the lock been cut from tke living subject whether it has been composed of that has fallen out. Hairdressers in some cases SO acquired this art it is said never to fail them. Hairw has fallen out has 8 dull appearance, tributabls to disease, and IS not ca made up; it has no peculiar smell. hair of the Chinese has a character 0dor of musk, which is so persistent 1t cannot be conceEl4d by cosmetics, t cannot be destroyed even by wasl with potash; thei- hair has also a
 fish tinge. and is Polyhedral in sect The hair Of hysreneal pas4sss has a culiar and distiHgu..::.1iing odor, whi most perceptible at the approach -risis. Certlin hair is electrical,
 'ectricity being developed ncrs res after rubbing.