The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-01-13
Odd Items.


Several of the best French cooks in
New York are named Flanagan.
Vennor has had great compliment
paid him. He predicted mild winter
and New York plumber committed
suicide
A pure, wholesome distilation of witch
hazel, American pine, Canada fir, mari
gold, clover blossoms, etc, fragrant with
the healing essences of balsam and of
pine. Such is Sanfords Radical Cure
for Catarrh. Complete treatment for 81.
Everybody wants Guteau TO have
fair trial, and is prepared, if the jury ac-
quit him, to help lynch the jury.
People are suffering from typhoid fe-
yer in parts of Illinois. To be Illinois
them, and we don't wonder at it-Puck.
KIDNEY COMPLAINT CURED.
b. Turner, Rochester, n. Y. writes:
Il have been for over year subject to
serious disorder of the kidneys, and often
unable to attend to business. pro
cured your Burdock Blood Bitters and
was relieved before half bottle was
used. intend to continue, as | feel
confident that they will cure me" Price
S1.00, trial size 10 cents
A drinking man was told by his phys
ican to hold his breath while he counted
his pulse, but he couldn't do it. His
breath was too strong for him.
1t seems that competition has forced
the price of false teeth down so low
that it isn't really worth bodys while
to cut his natural ones.
PREMIUM WINE.
We can confidently recommend Speers
Port Grape Wine, which was recon-
mended the highest premium at the
Worlds Fair, as a superior article of
wine for the sick and debilitated, and all
those who require vinous stimulation
and invigoraton. The vineyards and
cellars are at Passaic New jersey, near
New York City. This wine is sold by
G. A Klein, druggist, Bloomsburg, Pa.
, A Canadian paper says that the Cana
dian girls make better wives than any
to be found on this side of the border.
Let EN- come over then, and get hus-
bands worthy Of them.
! "AIust the American oyster die!' ex-
claims one of our exchanges. 1t must
If it is tough enough to go through a
t plain stew or a fancy roast alive, we
a don't want it.
Chicago Tribune.
- Mr.. Ira Brown, the enterprsing real
! estate man states that he could and would
u say a good word for the St. Jacobs Oil,
: which had cured him of a severe attack
of infammatory rheumatism that all
other treatments had failed even to
; ; allay.
e A New York man recently committed
d suicide because he was called Ounce
{, If all New Workers did likewise. the bu-
!. siness of coronering would be away
}. ahead of plumbing, for making money.
II "There is no accounting for tastes"
e Nonsense! What is the work of book
'e keeper in an eating house but account
'e ing for tastes
,o WE TELL YOU PLAINLY
\ That Simmons Liver Regulator will
a rid you of dyspepsia, purify your sys
,f tem,, enable you to sleep WELL prevent
- malarial diseases and give you brisk
~ % and vigorous feeling. 1t acts directly
~ upon the liver and kidneys, ,cleansing g,pu-
. rifying, invigorating and fortifying the
n system against disease. 1t will break
% o%S up chills and fever and prevent their re
! turn, and is a complete antidote to all
so malarial poson-yet entirely free from
~ quinine or calomel.
IS There is an opening in Corpus Christi
it. for some enterprising young man. The
Oldest inhabitant has just died and left a
a vacancy.
I'd a mau having terrible attack of de
e. lirium tremens, was, for week, the stal
he of artistic London society. Theythought
iS he was an psthete.
Nv Those who suffer from an enfeebled
of and disordered state Of the system
should take Ayers Sarsaparilla and
IN cleanse the blood. Purge out the lurk
m. ing distemper that undermines tn,
M health, and constitutional vigor will re
III turn.
AS The earth is not afraid of snow, bu
when the little spiritual flakes falls dowr
it turns as white as a sheet.
SHORT BREATH
ed .. Bertle, Manchester, n. Y, was
S Sst troubled with asthma for eleven years
m ,mer Had been obliged TO sit up sometimes
ol ten or twelve nights in succession
na Found immediate relief from Thomas
,hse Eclectric Oil and is now entirely cured
de. There is an old adage that if onoug
alt rope is given to a fool he will ham
he himself with it, but it appears that eve
ID since the world began there has been
ch, scarcity of rope.
a Some men are so extremely careful
10 "a about taking a cold that they will loo
.ho themselves up in the back office for
Inu week to avoid drafts. Especially sigh
-! drafts,-Peoria Transcript,
ers Mr., j, Marsh, Bank of Toronto, Ont
ex- writes: "l}iliousness and dyspepsi
the seem to have grown up with me; havin
lis- been a sufferer for years, have trie
ost many remedies, but with no lasting r,
md suit until | used your Burdock Bloc
rel. Bitters. They have been truly a bless
mas ing to me, and | cannot speak too higl
or ly of them Price $ Il, trial size 0 cent
on -
vas Some UneOmm1nly Wise Turkeys.
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