The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-03-22

~ % ID hosee . 70 dovn 10 din.
~ ~ v1:ooue waiting ibe . tosilv sne1
Have MN ct least thirty minufS W.
S nave % st down On vonr No..
eoo 1neeo and crawl around and -
1of lot cellar button yourpeH soesos ~.
0n,e.-Bsssst'e0toN Haaekere.
A Brooklyn man received s12 I'm
w. sH,aeeS nom . street car comnanv IN,
the Iocs OF . leg, and now ma dfiver.
usve 20 stop their horses every fev
DOCKS TO pull enterprisin9 citizens ofy
me falk.-FhiladeIE2hia Neacs.
AT recent school examination the
son OF coal dealer was asked how
many pounds there were in q ton. He
was sharp enough to reply: "Haybe
you think I'm going to give It ovsv
ana s set licked when I go home. "-Bos.
caid the speaker to the rural mem
Ders: fhe gentleman is out Of order. y
U0t OF order, am I?' Indignantly re-
Ptled the member, ''Old boss. II You'll
just come out lack of the building. iii
convince you I'm in as good order M
any man in the State! Come on. old
man," w.
The great trouble with the present
age IL that all things political. social and
otherwise, are construed on the ssme
principle rs our furniture. with too
much veneer and varnish and not
enough solid wood.
lnebriate stumbDes against pedestrian.
Pedestrian, Indignantly: Nov, then,
where are your eyes? Couldn't you see
sSsw YOU t GacsIe '''5 Wi, 'h ~.
a1dn't you keep clear Of me and not
bump against me in that fashion ?"
Gosh thought I'd pass between you
-shee:"
Delightful arrangement: 'No," said
the charming actress to her devoted low
er, mo, Charlie, l won't marry you;
but you can have the privilege Of nay
Ing for all ny little suppes and car
riages after the theatre, and you'll he
envied by al! the boys. That ought to
satisfy you"
A South Carolina doctor says that
mules eat thixtles to correct torpid liv-
er. 1t IL pleasant to know that there is
sometimes something the matter of q
mule.
Rather slim: "Save One Little Kiss
for Papa" Is the title of the latest song.
If this remark is aimed nj U Chicago
girl with four steady beaux the old mans
chances are pretty slim.
News from the army The lieutenant
was badly bitten. about three inches
from the end of his vcrtebre and tWen-
ty-five miles from the mouth of the Rio
Grandc. where he was stationed
7exds INt1inS*.
During the ninth waltz, Oscar. point
ing to his boots remarked to Feliciana {:
"YOu can't say have no polish. "''No,"
said she, ''but you shine at the wrong
end"
A correspondent asks how he can
build and manage . hOt-hOuse. BY
boarding his lnOthcr-in-law the desired
Information will come to him in full
force.
The aesthetic nightgown, 90 we are
told by an authority that can be relied
upon implicitly, is made of linen CAM
brio, trimmed with insertions and edg-
ings of Valenciennes lace, hand
wrought in uniting the lace, with open
work to admit narrow, tinted draw
strings. IedalliOns Of fine needlewOrk
are applied at intervals, with admirable
effect, and all the seams about the bos-
om and sleeves are delicately feather
stitched. The sh0uller-strsp6 are long
and high, and the sleeves are only an
edging of lace sewsd on band Of inser-
ton. The neck 10 cut low, in heart
shape, front and back, But come to
think about it, it isn'ta nightgown that
il made in this way, but another gar
ment equally a. useful.