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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
Hofenstein's Practical Advice on the
Marriage Question,


''Misder Hoffenstein, vot YOU dink,"
exclaimed Herman, in tlutter of sur
prise, II shust get an Invitation to de
Wedding uf my trent Moses Powski, vot
lifts by de Sorapuru Market. He vas
going to marry Miss Sallie Liechtenfel.
der, whose fader keeps de shoe store."
':Does she hat any money!"
''No, sir:''
"Does he hat moneyp''
mo, sir"
"Vell, den dey vas tam fools, you
know, und dey will find it oud. De
more man vas poor in dis world,
Herman, de more he wants to get mar
ried; if he don't want to do dot, he
wants to EXPRESS his opinion efery
chance he gets, ven it amt wort Won
cent on de dollar und he don't repre-
sent anyding but an old valise. Ven
people get married or go around dalk-
ing dey ought to hat someding to back
it up. People vot get married und
don't hat money vas shust like de
steamboat vot don't hat any steam und
fire in de boilers, you know. De pilot
rings de bell und turns de veel, but he
don't 60 anyvere. You see in de books,
Herman, dot love laughs at locksmidts.
Veil. it may do so, you know, but love
nefer goes around laughing at grocery
bills, und de landlord vot don't get his
rent Love vas very brave, but It gets
weak in de knees ven anyding like dot
happens, und you can bet on it. dink
a poor CONAN should hat velty hus-
band und poor man velty wife. III
had my way NIT dis world, und heard
ut poor young man vat wanted to
marry girl no better off as himself 1
would chain him to a post, Herman,
shust to keep de fool oud of trouble A
poor man NIT any pride ought to know
dot if his love, und care, und protection
is vert anyding it is vert being paid for
at de best price he can get in de market.
De easiest way, und de most pleasant,
dot man makes money is ven he mar
ries a woman vot hat it. 1t vas de SAT-
est piseness transaction in de world:
you risk no capital, und you make big
profit Dink uf it, Herman, und watch
your chance. Dousands of velty und
good young women hat married no
count fellows vot were so poor dot de
Aeas wouldn't stay init dem, und you
must feel encouraged, you know. No
Won can dell vot a woman was going to
do.''
''But, Misder Hoffenstein," expos
tulated Herman, '.if man marries q
woman vot he don't love, he wont hat
any respect for himself no matter if she
vas velty."
''Neher mind, my poy, neffer mind,
oder beeple will respect you. know q
man vot drinks de same way as you ven
he married, und now he goes around de
streets wearing blue pants NIT yellow
patches. Dake my advice, Herman,
und don't let a poor woman rope YOU
in" N. O. limes-D Democrat.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
A Farmers DAUGHTER,

''What is the use of life to me?'' my
young guest passionately cried. ITO
do the housework, wait on the hired
help, and get my board, and shabby
clothing! No wonder farmers daugh-
tiers want to get away from home, to
the factory, or into stores, anywhere
that gives them opportunity to earn
money of their own. If it was not for
mother II But l broke in on this.
'ls there no way in which you could
earn as much money at home as you
would have left after your board was
paid if you worked away from home?''
''Plenty of ways" she replied, .'but l
should not be allowed to keep the mon
ey if it was earned. It would be tJen-
ME, give me the money to pay the
hired men, and that would be the last
of it. Oh, have tried it, worked in
the garden, planted corn, raised fruits,
and poultry; but it's of no use; can
not even get money to buy postage
stamps without asking for it, and I'M
dergoing a fire Of questions l felt
that what this young girl said was in
many instances too true. But is such a
state of affairs rightp If a good daugh-
ter stays at home to cheer the declining
days of mother and father, should she
not be paid in a regular and stated way
and have something her very own? The
butter, the poultry, certain portion of
the fruit crop; or buy her dozen hives
of bees, and let her have the product,
that costs nothing from your barn or
granary. What sacrifices she has made
her youth, her hopes of mental i'm
provement, society and an independent
living, and let not her pocket-money be
doled out grudgingly, but as her share
in part of the profits of the home she
helps to keep so thrifty and cheerful,
Every woman, married or single, has
feeling of this kind, and know many
cases of wives who would rather do
without things needed, than ask for the
means Of purchase. This is the reason
why store bills are run up, and why
women often have to resort to subter-
fuges to get what is really their own.
If fathers could once be brought to see
this, and give their daughters what
they can afford of the mutual earnings,
then the new era would dawn.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22

A colored blacksmith was shoeing a
mule not long ago, when the animal dis.
engaged itself and drove one of its hind
feet against the negro's head with the
force of a battering ram. A few days
atterward some one asked the owner il
the blacksmith sustained severe injur.
les? II can't say he did," responded the
man, dejectedly; 'but the mule goes or
three legs
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22

1t is said that Blaine recently inspect
ed Tilden's palatial residence now being
erected in Grammercy Square and was
so pleased with the beauty of the parlor
that he expressed his intention of hay
ing one like it in his Augusta home.
When informed that the cost of that sim
gle apartment was $4,000, he said:
my whole establishment, site and ev-
erything even to the coach house, won't
cost more than $80,00O.'
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
Having Fun With . Chap from the City.

u6vluS : uu Will q sV06Y lIUlu tH0 O1tys
A Salt Lake City man named John
Fallon was recently invited to spend his
vacation with q friend named Moore
house, who lived just outside the city.
He accepted and on the first night said
he would retire pretty early in order to
get up and see the sun rise. His host
told him that some nights the mosqui-
toes were pretty troublesome, and being
very large and ravenous he had better
keep his blinds closed or his curtains
down. But John declared that no mos
qnit0es could trouble him and he wanted
all the doors and windows open so as to
get the fresh, cool, country air. During
the night the inmates of the house were
awakened several times by noise as of
some one trying to break the chairs and
table to pieces, and such EXPLANATIONS
as: '.pll cure you trying to eat me up"
'I'll show you the way treat such dir
ty pests" etc. In the morning John
came down to breakfast with a sickly
smile on his face, and on being asked
how he had slept, said first rate, with
the exception of having to drive out the
mosquitoes once in while. Moore
houses boys were noticed to be terribly
tickled about something, and their faith
er made up his mind that they had been
putting up q terrible game of some kind
on poor ''old man Fallon." And so they
had, for while he was trying to get 4
few minutes sleep, the boys went and
got a lot of pigeons out Of the stable loft
and threw them into Fallon's room. He,
taking them for mosquitoes. would wake
up whenever a pigeon came tiuttering
into his room, seize chair and 90 It
blind, hitting first one thing and then
another. The boys kept up this way
until daylight when they concluded
they had had fun enough with the chap
from the city, and sneaked off to bed as
though they were the most model coun-
try boys on earth. Fallon agreed that
if Moorehouse would never say any,
thing about the matter, he would buy
the boys new suit of clothes, fast
colt, or anything their little hearts de-
sired, but Moorehouse had to tell a
friend or two about it, and Fallon
swears he believes the old man put the
boys up to it.-SaN Lake Tribune.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
She Knew What q Snake Was.

II send you the following definition
by very little niece of mine," writes a
correspondent, (which strikes me as be.
ing at least as accurate az that by the
excellent Doctor johnson, describing a
mouse as "a small native animal with a
tail Aunt E being in Michigan
last Summer, expressed to Miss Jennie's
papa desire to see a snake, as she had
never seen one in her life Miss Jennie,
supposing that Auntie had no idea OF
the nature and properties of a snake,
and having a talent for giving informa.
ton, uplifted her small voice with
''Why! Don't you know what snake
is, Auntie? It's a thing that's tail all
the way up to its head.''
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
The New Geography.

How many farms are there is tho
United Statesp 4,OO8.9O7
How many dwellings n city and coun-
try? 8,955,812.
WhicE State has the most farms, and
how manyP Illinois, with 255, al.
What is the total nu 1ber of farm AMI
malsp $50, 972, 683.
What do they comprise, and the NUM-
Der Of each? Swine, a, 683, 951; sheep,
s., 191, 656; mich cows, i, 443, 952;
working oxen, 993, $40; other cattle,
%. 1855 horses, 10, So, 9s1 mules and.
sasses. .Sl2. 932.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22

Suing newspaper for libel is about
g satisfactory as making faces Of n
enemy through telephone, IL k;T
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
1OND
INVIGORATOR,

DR.. Evory's Diamond InvtgOratOr is
. Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and
Nerve Tonic. 1t makes delightful, whole
some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies
and Strengthens the entire system.
For General Debility, Dyspepsia. Bliousncss,
Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgia and Kheu-
matte Affections. Jaundice. Malaria, Flatulency,
Nausea, Sick Headache and sKidney Complaints,
it Is invaluable. Price, so cents.
Ask your Druggist for these Remed.
les and take no Other3 or will be sent
Free on receipt Of price.
Descriptive Pamphlets Free.
OAddreer DR.. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co.
2. O. Box $780, 1o4 John Street. New York.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22

A company has been organized in
Syracuse, with q capital Of $40, 600 for
the manufacture Of alcohol from wood.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-11-22
He Served Them All Alike.

Look here, Billy" SAID stern pa
rent to his seventeen year old son, II
overheard you telling the neighbor's
little girl that you were going to marry
hide for you. ?
&. Don't be scared. pa, I'm not going
to marry her. That's what tell all the
girls that are mashed on me.''
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
Mothers! Mothers!, Motbers!!!

Are you disturbed at right and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the excruciating pain of cutting
teeth If so, go at once and get bottle Of
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon it; there is no mistake
about it. There is not mother on earth
who has ever used it, who will not tell you
at once that it will regulate the bowels,
and give rest to the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic,
1t is perfectly safe to use in ali cases, and
pleasant to the taste and is the prescrip.
ton Of one Of the oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States
Sold everywhere. % cents a bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
Dressing the Bows.

It is problem with some mothers
how to dress the boys warm enough
without making their clothing burden.
some to them. All children now are
supposed to wear knit wrappers and
drawers; then long stockings, Of the
heavier grades of yarn, and thick shoes
clothe the lower limbs. For boys from
5 to 8 or Q it is a good plan TO utilize
their outgrown blouses Of flannel. Rip
out the pleats and make plain shirt
waists; at the side seams tho buttons
which hold their stocking supporters
can be securely fastened. Additional
buttons can be put on at the back and
front and the knit drawers be buttoned
to his waist, With coat of ordinary
thickness, closed to the throat, the chest
will b. sufficiently pyotsctsd.--M X
EventD0 post.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
Worthy of Praise.

As rule we do not recommend Patent
Medicines, but when We know of one that
really is a public benefactor, and does
positively cure, then we consider it our
duty to impart that information to all
Electric Btters are truly most valuable
medicine, and will surely cure Biliousness
Fever and Ague, Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney Complaints, even when all other rem.
edies fail, We know whereof We speak
and can freely recommend them to ALL
Exch.-sod at fifty cents bottle by Harry
w. Schulz (G)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
SnrOat'S Retail Ice Box.

Consumers of ice are notified that for
heir convenience have built large Ice
box on Eighth street in Cundiif's store where
CO in anv quantity can at all times be OBJ
tanned. My customers will remember that
their tickets will be punched at this stand
just the same as by drivers of wagons, tt.
.JOHN SpROAT.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
American Institute on Pure Grape Wine

The President and Committee from the
Farmers Club, of the American Institute,
have visited Speers Vineyards and Wine
Cellars, and they report that the Port Grape
Wine Of Alfred Speer, of New jersey, is the
most reliable wine to be obtained, 1t il
now being used 10y Physicians who are the
most choice III the selection Of wines for
convslescent patients, The principal hos
pitfalls in New York have adopted this wine,
It is for sale by Paul Schulz. limo
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
PERSONAL To Men Onlyl

The vol'aic Belt Co., Marshall Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliance on
trial for thirty days to men young or old
who are afflicted with Nervous Debility,
Lost Vitality and Manhood and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete
restoration Of health and manly viGor. Ad.
dress as above. N, B.--No risk is incur ,
red, as thirty DAYS trial is allowed
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
MESsMAN's PEpToNIzED BEEF Tonic, the

MESsMAN's PEPToNIzED BEEF Tone, the
only PREPARATION of beet containing its entire
nutritious properties 1t contains blood.
making, force generating and life sustain
ing properties; invaluable for Indigestion
Dyspepsia, nervous prostration, aud all
forms Of general debility; also, in all en-
ieebed conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostraton, oycrwork,
or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell,
Hazard, & Co., Propretors, New York.
Sold by Druggists. 60
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
Given away.

We cannot help noticing the liberal Offer
made to all inval and sufferers by DR.
Kingss New Discovery for Consumption
You are requested to call at Harry W
schuh's drug store, and get trial bottle
free Of cost, II you are suffering with Con-
sumption, Severe Coughs, Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis, Hay Fever, Loss of Voice,
Hoarseness, or any affection Of the throat
or lungs, 1t will positively cure you. 80
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22
Buck s ArnIga Salye

The Best Salve N the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains
Corns, and all Skin Eruptons, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give per.
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
25 cents per box For sale 10y GEO Z
O'HARA.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

WEAK lungs, splitting Of blood, consump.
ton and kindred affections, cured without
physician. Address for treatise, with two
stamps, Worlds Dispe7sary Medical Asso.
citation, Buffalo, N. Y.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

DR.. NJ. 7. Gamble, Farmiugten, H.,
says; mo proprietary medicine that
handle gives Ms much satisfaction as
Browns Iron Bittersn
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

"A lady had the flesh eaten of her arm
by scroiula. Could see the suews working.
'Lindsey's Blood Searcher' cured her" j
Raliton, Elderton, Pa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

Keep your family well supplied with
SELLERS Cough syrup use in time, you
will avert bronchial and pulmonary afiec
tions. a5 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

~ Nothing so simple and perfect for
coorng AS the Diamond Dyes. For car.
pet rags, better and cheaper than any other
dye.stuffs.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

The best and cheapest car starter is
sold bv Borden, SeIleck & Co., St. Louis
Mo- With it one man can move loaded
car. 90
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

a SURE REMEDY AT LAST. Price 75cla.
n MEAO'S Medlested C0Sh and BUNl0N PLASTER
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-11-22

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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

tell the time by the consultations" Go
ye and do likewise. But perhaps You ars
not, all Of you. Daniel websters. We
had not thought Of that. Anyhow It u
the day after the battle. The bell rings,
the whistle blows, the trumpet sounds.
Il is time to renew the daily march. BY
column. Attention, Forward,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

Letters from Ireland states . famine
ID impending in counties Donegal. Clare
and Ross. The potato crops have been
failure, while the devastated state Of
the fields and cabins of the poor, guar
dams of the work house, and unions
declare the prospects vorse than since
the famine Of 1876.
Raci1catoFy.
PAsr, Nov. Gan official journal
states that Earl Granville. Britiah for
siGn secretary, has ssut . note 70 the
Powers roviyina amurance that ENGLAND
would abids b al her declarations ~
gaEdine Egypt. =
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

Lie R1chauss Golden Balsam ~ 1
cures Chancres. first and secou1 80
Sores on the Legs and Body: ST.
Catarrh, diseased Scalp. and al 49,
forms Of the disease. Price e5pcf ~
Lie Richauss Golden ElaDsaw Ma
curesrertiary. Mercurial Syphllih ~
matism. Pains In the Bones, Uloa1
Throat, Syphilitic Rash, Lump9 a, -
eradicates all diseases from Tie Q11n
whether caused by bad treatnS1 3
abuse Of mercury, leaving the bloo4rD
and healthy. Price IS per bottlA
Lie Rlchauss Golden Spsnlsh A.
dOte for the cure Of 0onogTh0a 60
etc. Price $3.50 per bottle.
LIE Richauss Golden Spanlah 1nolp
t1On, q wash for cure Of Gleot ~
lures, Disease of the Urethra ~ -
der. etc. Price $3.50 per bottla
LIE Richauss Golden Oln,uon6 \
the effective healing Of Syphilide Guu
and Eruptions. Price q per boolaA
ALSO AGENTS FOE
Lie Rlchauss Golden Pills, fw ~
ness. loss Of physical powers end Id
eases arising from abuse and G1oou0
OverwOrk. Price 8 Per box.
Sent everywhere G. o. d.. securely Doe1o
by Express.
G. r. RICHARDS 4 CO. 49,
~ and 4 Ssnsome q COZ. ChL
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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

Il IL strange any one will suffer from
deraneemeuts brought ON by impure
blood. when Soovill's Sarsaparilla and
Stillinaia, or BLOOD and LIVER
SYRUP will restore health to the phys
ical organization. Il Is Q strengthening
syrup, pleasant to take, and the best
BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered
curing Scrofula, Syphlilitic disorders,
malaria: Nervous disorders. Debility,
Bilious complaints and diseases of the
Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Skin,
etc.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

Thoss elegant nov ranges Just received
By Waddell & Niles direct from the
manufactories-the Brighton and Bef-
wick. They are the finest, most eoonom
ical, xnd altogether desirable range
on the Pacific Coast. Call and see
them. even II you don't buv. dkf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

Seminal weakness, Impotence. 49,
manhood can positively b clred. ~
sick and afflicted should mot fail y ee1S1
him. The Doctor has Travelled exe10
In Europe and inspected thoro1y
various hospitals there, obtaint1l Z ed
deal of valuable information. wns1
competent to impart to thoee .
his services. DR.. Gibbon win
charge unless he effects 9 cure
ct Q distance may be cured q -
communication strictly conadeno.
eco no ono but the Doctor. IT, ~
ing to the Doctor win please 49, ~ ~ r.
Of the paper they sec this edvefen ~ NJ,
Charges reasonable. Cal g ~
dress DR.. r. 0lBBON, =. o. box ~. RI
Francisco. Send 90 fne ~
medicine. skSSu
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08
The Seattle BoOkbnQery.

THE UNDERSIGNED TAKES PLEA
i sure in informing the citizens of Sc
attic, Puget Sound and vicinity that he
has started bindery, having tho most
improved and latest styles Of machin-
cry. He is enabled to execute any kind
of work in his line that may offer itself.
The manufacture of blank books in ths
best styles and at reasonable rates is one
Of my specialties. Ruling done to or
der.
Checks, drafts, receipts, railroad
tickets, etc. numbered, perforated and
bound cheap.
Magazines, music, periodicals and
newspapers bound in substantial and
neat styles.
Law-books rebound in calf or sheep.
Library books rebound very cheap.
Gold lettering done on albums, wal
lets, portmonnaies, etc.
Works of art bound in full morocco,
with gilt edges, and finely finished.
Maps mounted on cloth and glazed.
Orders from tho country along Puget
Sound respectfully solicited. All orders
will receive prompt and faithful atteu-
ton. Yours respectfully,
F. ANTHONY, BoOkbinder,
Marshall Block, upstairs, first door on
right hand side. o8-d2m
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

6PauoyIxID. H.. Nov. 6.-0ovsruo,
Gallon has named the SOth ins1- -
Thanksgiving day.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

LONDON, Nov. 6.-Lord Coleridge,
the Lord Chief Justice. being i'll, the
court was unable TO bear the appeal Of
MI. Bradlauah. and the latter appeared
before the Queens Bench and asked the
court 70 Quaah the Indictment against
himself for blasphemous libel, ct the
inssancs OF Sir Henry Tyler. The ap.
plioafiou ma refusad.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-11-08

WASHINGTON, Nov. 6.-The President
leaves for Nov York at 40 this After.
noon. accompanied BY his private eco
Rotary. He will probably b absent
thrcs or four days The President has
designated ". r. Comstoch, Of Utica.
n. T., commissioner 70 examine a com.
pietsd section OF the Northern Pacific
Railroad vice CAnneld declined.