Daily Republican., 1882-04-28
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For cut flowers, go 10 4O9 King street,
Christteld h Best 6l6 Market street.
Are trunk lines used In driving elephants.
Get your coffee roat tod at 400 King street
i. h. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market
James Bradford sells Imported Portland
Cement
fowl lll the honcoop ls worth two in the
base ball ii tl1 '''
Ihest remedy for a tsnt-soaked circus au.
dience-Blrn-um. "
Select Ca'cined Plaster for White Coating
at James BrBufords
Go to L, +. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts
for a good cigar. '''''
James Bradsord's Nv
Get your overalls Of Christhed Il Bets,
6l5 Market street. '' o
A blacksmith is seldom arrested for for
gerry though he lives by it.
buy your rules and files at Mullins cigar
store, West Front street.
chAce lot Of cigars ard tobacco No Sc
Seco ID street, "A. ). Wilbert
why is Barnum's show like dov's tail =
Cause 1t 'CllOws Forepauxh's.
hem snber Hollis, the old fashion molasses
candy man. NO. III Market street.
The best time on record a. the Jockey Club
meetings was the lunch time
In cTcket. as in other pursuits, a big in
ming som etlmes makes q bad ending
In studying the book Of Nature the best
reedlns Will be found in the swamps.
When may you suppose an umbrella to be
one mass of grease" When it's dripping.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at n. L..
Hanf sl6 East Fourth stres
Working thrss, Jumpers, overalls, all
gfades anu at low pri1es. tristheld q Best.
Get your photographs at hoilanu's CALLER,
NO. lhird street two doors East Of Market
Headquarters Tor Rosendale HydraulIe
cement, James Bradford's, d and s L. Third
street.
shne card photographs for 81, atAolland'f Q
gallery, NO. 1 Third street, between Markot
and King.
| Ihe Dare-baCked steeds at B9rnum's were
the only part of TIE Gro I'd that did not feel
the rein.
woman that marres a man because he is
good match must not be surprl sed If he
turns ous a luclfer.
A Virginia paper compares Malone to Ma
pol.on. Yes, Napoleon wore bouts, and SO
does MahCne.
well, I'll be bound, " a. the man remark
e1 when he heard gu ted the lines, chains
OF gold are fetterS STILL"
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 20
| to Ia. I. Adair's 20. Market street and ses
MS goods and learn his Drices.
Hyeu want rrst class parlor sui. mad.
| 10 oruer Tor low price, 70 TO W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to B.ake's, No. 23 Market street, To
nave your hats and feathers c.eanel and
| dyed to LOOK like new
A colored gentleman in Texas went into A
b!act.mith'o shOp with his coat tai ful Of
powder, He came out through the root.
Hay, Straw and all Kinds of Flour and
Feed " no esale and retail at W. J kimble's.
). L. corner Front and Madison sUreets
Never send present hoping for one in
RETURN" Never. Ges your present first, al
ways and send yours when you have time.
Truth and love are two of the most power
full things in the world AMI when they both
10 gether they cannot easily be githstood.
Don't forget that you can get the latest
styles in spring ha at tho gents furnishing
store CT u. .. Humphrey " DO, 3OG Marset
street,
Persons wanting mlnce meat, apple butter,
preserves OF all kinds good, pure tub butter,
Duckwhcat, &C, can be acconlm odated al Il
H. Moore's stalls. " and 42nd street marx t
The simple story of the South Sea Island
ers ts that when England despatched mis-
siOnary to the savages. they, not to be out
done by more civilized nations, also d os.
patched him.
The train robbers who went through Pull. |
man car on Western road lost money by |
speculation as the potter charged them more |
than they got from the passengers, in the |
way of fees. |
The abolition Of the Mablle makes no DIFF. |
ference in the desire OF oar solid substantial,
business men to 20 to Europe. They know
the old gang Will w0rx the 81 ne racket some
where else.
Shirts, Und nderwear, Hosiery, Collars, Cuffs
Nerkwear SuspenJers, complete line, lowest
possible prices; no old stock everything ne
II Will cost you nothing to eXame their goods |
Chri 'tfeld Il Hest,
wealthy kleptomanac, arrested for sleal.
ing the other day, with tears in her eyes pro-
tested that she wasl't responsible, as she
ha inherited theft from her father. The lat
ter had been an Indian agent.
Ross, ll6 Market street, has lust received
a large lot of straw hats, extra cneap 1t will |
pay you TO call aud see t em DefJre pur has
inx elsewhere. Also, headquarters Tor White
Shirts and Underwear.
young lady, having read about mans
inventing crate which will cOnsums It's own
smoke, hopes he will next devise q method
tobacco smokers can be run on the
same economical principles
a few days since II barber offered a reward
or Instantly removing supert1uOus hair
Among the answers was one by a gentleman
n Kingston. We give it : "Undertaae to
Kiss woman against b er will "
The crew of the Jeanette will probably re.
main in hiding in the wastes Of Siberia until
he Hood OF poetry now being turned loose ;
'bout hem has subsidei. They have sui
cred all the hardships they care to endure. .
gentle of Ottowa gave an order for a sill
'er.mounted claret lug to a Montreal dealer.
him to send 1t by express marked
}. q. ID. cOuule of lays la .er the lug ar. /
ived having engraved on it in beautiful !
etters, ~. y. D."
Have you been to consult DR.. Darmop, 6l5 5
Market street; only here for few days
onger. He certainly will satisfy the most
ceotical that he can tell you il you have any c
liseaso and where located and this without =
skiing questions. Consultations free ON re !,
ours from a. m. to 10 p. IN. See him in the
vcnng If you cannot 40 81 during the day,
ut be sure and soc him.
Memphis darkey stole a mule not long 8
40 In payment of wages which he could not | &
ollect from the 0wrer. Upon being arrested =
10 sent for lawyer who had saved MIN from
rison once before when the law was after l.
minded his quondam client tat a foe was y
till due for services ia the bedclothes case, ;
nd refused to nelp him further until that I
asraid why, boss" exclaimed the dis o
onsola'e dargey, in last attempt to touch 0
be lawyers heart, ~ stole dat mule 'speci-
lily to sell him and pay you"' At last &C.
cunts he was still without legal adviser. Il
A compltment-He happened to press the u
,ot of a young lady who was sitting next to IL
nc door in getting out of a slreet.car. The p
amsel, COMPRISING her brow into an awe
lsp ring frown, eiaculsted: "YOu clumsy .,
retch" Many men would have looked VI
'olish and apol0glzed, bat our hero was n
lual to the Occasi n. "My dear young lady, d
Q exclaimed, ''you should have feet large
nough to be seen, and then they wouldn't
Q Ou upOn.' Her DrOw relaxed, her eyes ~
)arkled her lips smiled, and the injury was N
rgotten. lie
A sweet and beauteous maiden
Arrived at the Dearly gate;