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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

Chilly the Kid" a noted burglar and
desperate, was taken from Minneapolis
on requisition from the Governor OF
New York.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

At "a recent party a young lady was
annoyed 10y the impertinence of a
young man, and becoming tired of it
turned toward him rather angrily and
requested MIN to cease his impudence.
The young fellow replied, 'Pelase do
not eat me-" She replied, Have
no fear, sir, pork does not agree with
me-"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

ELDER MORGAN, presiding elder of
the Mormon church for the cotton
states, is on the way from Chattanooga
to Salt Lake with nearly two hundred
converts.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

THE supreme court of Rhode Island
has given its approval to the form of
deed and terms of sale of the Sprague
estate on May a.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

JUDGE FORCE, of Cincinnati, has de-
cided that suits against insurance
companies may be brought in any
state where they do business.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

The Leavitt Street Congregational
church, of Chicago, has expelled F. G..
Rossiter, by vote of l03 to l, for
making faces at the pastor during serv-
ices.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

With a heavy red shawl drawn
over her head, and leaving her COM
panlon sitting on the lower step, she
rang the bell and said: as this the
place where woman wanted lady to
talks care of a bsbyT'-H erad, p. I.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

VIM. H. VANDERBILT paid 100000
for four lots on the southwest corner
of Fifth avenue and Forty-fourth street,
New York
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30
MINERAL POINT, WISCONSIN,.

THE Car of Russia has refused to
issue decree for the expulsion of the
Jews. as recommended by commits
sion.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30

The Carson City, (Nev.) Appea! says:
st. Jacobs Oil is good for rheumatism,
neuralgia and p thousand different Ills.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1882-03-30
PERSONS wHO.IT DAY

In counting houses or in manufacturing establish
ments nhshng close or impure air usually
pale and frequently emaciated. A tonic is what
such people require. Operatives, clerks, sales
women and employers well as employees
pinned the desk by cares of business derive in
finite good from Hoetetter's Stomach Bitters an
admirable means of repairing the physical deple-
ton resulting from too close an application to
their special avocations. Dyspepsia constipation,
bilious rregularty. and premature decay are
rested by this invigorant and Alternative, com-
mended by physicians, and standard article for
twenty five years past. Fever and ague is check
ed in its first approaches, and if the remedy is
persisted in, entirely eradeated, when chronic by
the Bitters. Rheumatic allments also arrest
ed by its blood purifying and diurstic action.
Tschmyntis is not only a man of let
ters the Sun says, but aman of threat
ening letters. He is not only a native
of Greece, but greasy.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
Double Doubling.


About twenty years ago Mr.. WIN.
Davis lett the Sandy Valley with his
wife aud three children TO seek his
fortuna In The far west. Alter spend.
ing some four years in the land OF
prairies his family, who were IN poor
health. became dissatisfied and longetl
10 return to the old home aud for a
drink Of the Iimpen waters OF the
classic Sandy. II was finally agreed
that Mira. Davis, with the children,
should return to the old home OH the
raging Sandy, Mr.. Davis promising
to join them soon. The first part of
this arrangement was carried into ef.
feet. but when tho time arrived that
Mr.. d. was to join the family circle
he caIne net. N"nthr ora v"qrs were
numbered W h tiie thinSsos tie past.
but the af0resa,d Win,am did not
como, nor tidlngs Of his Whereabouts.
lie had changed his place ofa5ode
from The vicinity where they left him,
aud no 3t.e knew where he went.
AS tine rolled on the wife and friends
Of Mr.. d. gave him DIP AS dead, and
after her widows weeds had been
garnered she was woed and WON, and
married TO another; With whoti che
had since lived very happily. But
now 10 the sequel. Davis was hot
dead, but still lives. When his fami-
ly returned to their old, homes his
restive spirit led him farther west,
even TO the wilds Of Montana, where
lie now resides and owns mich OF
this worlds good. But thS ,chd is
not yet. After a lapse Of sixteen
years since hc was supposed to be
dead, he returns TO the scenes of his
childhood in search ofihe object of
his, early love and the Shiidreh she
HAD born him. These he founH, but
the wife OF his bosom, the lie and
joy OF his young manhood, recognized
her allegiance to the second husband
and plead the statute of Limitation TO
ihe contract entered into 40 Tong ago
MIR ID. manifested no disposition to
break the Gonnnbiai bliss which they
seemed 10 enjoy, bHi made arrange.
Mcnts with. his children. who are now
grown. 10 take them TO his far.oif
western home, where he has an
abundance for them. While they
were getting ready TO 90, he left for
Missouri To attend TO SOME busine-s.
promising TO rciAFn III few days
This pr6iHisc he made good, return.
ihS here last Friday, and Saturday
boarded the steamer Jerry Osborn
for tho Mouth Of Pond, on Tug river.
where lie will meet his children and
hefnre this is scanned by the readers
Of the De,,ioefat. Mr.. y witt, his
children. will be en- route to the far
WesL-Kentucky Democrat.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MoAyAx CouScit, CuosrS FnIESps
Meets Second aud Fourth Monday
nights in each month at X. Of ?.
Hall A. y, Rudyers, G. O., Is, M.
llmrson, Secretary.
MASONIC LopdE--Meeisls LIST Monday
evening in each men,h. at Masonic
Hall. Joe McCarrell w. NJ. A, H.
CLARK, Secretary.
EvEnonrES Lopor. No. SO KSIours
or PyrHrAs-Meets at X, of p. Hall,
2ni and 4th Thursday evenings in
each month. s. @. Chastain, Z. c.,
j. w Cross, X. Of r. Il +.
Endowment rank, 3rd Monday eve.
ming in each month. f. A G. My
rick, Pres; j. 5. Forcy, Sec and Treas
oDp Fnllqws Third story. Hop,
l,insville Bank building, meets every
Friday evening. Encampmcnt meet.
every LIST, aud Bird Thursday even
ings.
A. o. U. W. Meets at X. Of P
Ifall every 3 and 4th Tuesday even
ingsg II. 4. AIcCamy, NJ. w.
X. Of H. Lopak--Mects at X. oil P
Han LIST aud 3rd tuesday nights o
each month. w. +. Randall. X. r
II. @. Cave, Dictator.
KMeHT TrMrLAns-Mec 4th Mon
day night in each month, at Masonic
Hall.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21

The Sunday-school teacher was
telling her little boys of the high aud
mighty, Of rulers. princes and kings,
and wanted to teach them which was
the highest In power. She iold them
OF King David, OF King Solomon and
tho other kings, and said the king
was the highest of all, The next
Sunday she thought she would see
how well they remembered her
teaching, so che called on them. MOI
q boy answered. At last ono little
fellow sthck up his hahn.
All, Johnny, she said, ihonght
YOU would know, but Johnny didn't
reply.
Isit a prince?
He shook his head.
Is II a priest?
Another shake.
lsit a king?
Another shake.
Then what Is highest? asked the
teacher, nonplusscd.
A right bower nam, squcaled tho
bov, loud enough 10 he heard all
Uvef The roUm--[StubcnYIlle Herald.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
Work Of the Legislature.

The following acts and joint reso.
lniious have been approved by the
Govcr1ors
/. An acr TO repeal game law OF
February the l2tn, 1880, as TO Mad
ison county.
2. An act for the benefit of Mrs
Mary A. Grassland. oi Graves coun.
~.
.. An act fixing the weight of u
busliel OF bottom 6ni6n sets.
4. An act TO amend an act, enti-
tied "An act to Incorporate the Su.
preme Lodge OF Projection, Knights
and Ladies' OF Honor"
.5. An act to amend an at np-
proved january Isl, 1852, en,itled
"An act Incorporating the Newport
and Covington Bridge Combahy.
8 An act to incorporate Ezel
Lodge, number $50, of Free aud Ac.
cepted Masons, In Morgan county, in
tho town of Eze.
Z. An act to change the name OF
Louisvillc Jockey Club and Driving
Park Association.
8. An act to Incorporate Champion
Lodge, number 24S, |. o. o. f., in
Knoxville Pendleion county, Ky.
o. An net for the benefit Of, and to
amend the charter of the Maysville
Agricultural and Mechanical Ass6.
citation.
10. An act 10 rcvise and amend the
charter OF the city of Bowling Green.
Resolution in regard 10 Consti,u-
tional Convention (proyides joint
commiltec.)
2, Providing for the appointment
OF a Committee on reappointment.
8 For tho benefit of Clement
Mitchell,
a. In regard 10 the Atlanta exposi-
ton.
s. In regard to putting mating
upon stairway.
&. To appropriate money TO Thos.
g. Poore, late clerk OF Hvuse of Rep
resentatives.
I. In relation to National Flag.
s. In relation 10 tho election u
State Librarian.
8. In regard to printing report OF
Railread Commissioner
10 Providing for the appointment,
of Special Committee TO investigate
the punishment of convicls in the
penllentiary.
IL. In reference 10 an adjournment
ofthe General Assembly,
IL. Raising Committee to investi-
gate tbs condition of tho prison Gem.
etery.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
DsiAg Words,
DwEss.

II is well.-[ Washington.
| must sleep now! Byron.
Kiss me, Hardy.-[ Nelson.
Head ofihc army Napoleon.
Don't give up The ship Lawrence.
Let the light enter Il Goethe.
Independence iofcSef.-( Adams.
II Is tho last OF earlh.-(J. Q.
Adams.
A dying man docs nothing well,--
franklin
All my possession for a moment Of
time. Il Queen Elizabeth.
1t matters iiitlc how the head lieth.
--[Sir Walter Raleigh.
| feel as II wefT 10 be myself
aga!n.-[Sir Walter Scott.
Let me die 10 the sodMd Of deli.
cious music.--[ Mirabcam
! pray you 10 see the safc up, and
for my coming down, let me shit
for myaelb (asSending the scafiold.)-
(Sir Thomas Mcote.,
Don't let thai awkward squad fire
over my grave Burns.
\
l resign my soul to my God-and
my daughter 10 my cohnify Il rhom-
az Jefferson
] wish you 10 understand the true
pfinuiplcs of the Government. !
wish them carried out. | ask moth
Ing more.-t Harrison.
| have cndeayored 10 " my duty.
Il Taylor.
You spoke OF refreshments my
Emelio; take my last notes, BIT down
TO my piano here, sing them with the
hymh 6f your saiuiei mother. Let
me hear once more those notes which
haye so long beer my solate-
mept and delight MOZART
How grand those rays; they seem
to beckon earth to heaven. (The sun
was shining brilliantly into the room
in which he was lying y Humboldt
Oh, Swaim!--[Janes A. GARFIELD.
Dying, dying Hood.
Now Il is come,--(John Knox.
God bless YOU, ihy dear-t Dr..
johnson.
God bless youI Is that yoH Dora
Il Wordsworth.
- N = !. .-,en-s-r.e.1rn. I
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
The Two Headed Girls Hotel Bill.
From the Philadelphia Record.


Millie Christine, the two hendcd
girl, who some years ago attracted
c0hsidera ble attention from DIR. Pan.
coast and other prominent members
OF the me lical fraternity, il ut pres
ent gre.t of the Great Western IIo-
tel, on Market streeb above Thir-
teenif. On SaiHtuat, when her
agent presented himself at the cash
iers desk to settle the weeks ac-
count, le was surttifsed 10 find that
the bill read "Thc Misses Christine. y
aud that board was charged for two
persons.
How do you make this ont? asked
the nge IT, ~ he looked at the bill and
then at the cashier.
The ally has Two heads, has she
not ? said the cashier.
The agent admitted that such was
the ease.
Aud she has two ihohths,coniinucd
the hotel man.
Ag ,in another Affirmative nod. ).
An | she eats with Both OF them !?
persisted Mr.. Cashier.
Yea, broke In the agent, hut she
only takes half a meal 10 each mouth.
Thu's all very fine, responledlthc
cashier, but yoii can't COME that
racket OIL us She's g6t Two heads
aud two mouths, and she gets two
meals served III her room. Now II
that dohT Constitute her two persons.
then had bettcrgo out OF the bust.
ness.
The hend waircf was called and
c0rrobornted tie statement concern-
Ing ihe double feed. Then the agent
hied him 10 an upper department and
demanded an explana!ioN from the
double hcai]ed lasA, which developed
The fact, hat while the two meali
were ctnally served, one Of them
was dcvourcd by voracious curios.
ity that occupied nn adjoining room.
Somewhat Of a SIMILAR affair Occurred
Oh the Pennsylvania Railroad y few
weeks ago. which 4 conductor, who
had not spark OF hiimor IN Ms sys-
tenn. gravely demanded two fnics for
The monstrOsi'y. II was with only
considerable diffirnlty that her agent
managed to convince him that al
though there were two heals, four
arms, four legs and tive minds il Was
only one woman. After some demur
fhe conductor agreed to accept the
.ingle ticket, but up to the time the
lrain had reached tho depot hc Had
Jailed TO solve the nrithnlciical conun-
drum, as 10 how one and one could
be one.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
A Kentucky Minister'S. D:sirs to
Die.
Atlanta Constitution.


No little excitement was created in
police circles yesterday ty the arrest
Jt The Rev Il. l.. Dupont, of Hop.
kinsville, Ky. About l o'clock in
he afternoon Decatur.stfeYt. drug.
gist approached officer Sherman,
who was OH duty IN that ward. ard
IN an excited manner asked him to
arrest Mr.. DUPONT, alleging as a
cause for the arrest an attempt, OIL
Mr.. DuPont's part, " commit SUI.
eide. The druggist then accompa-
MED the officer TO the Kimbnil House
billiard saloon, whcf9 Mr.. DUPONT
was found and arrested.
1t q. a.ppears that few minutes be-
fore the druggist approached the
policeman, MIR. Dupont came into
the drugstore. and bought a quantity
of prussjc acid. Immediately alter
lie left the Store the druggist became
alarmed at what he had done and
requested the arrest When the Of
ticer approached Mr.. Dupont he had
the phial in his hand, and when they
asked him TO accompany them to the
station house he attempted TO swal-
low the contents, but was prevented,
Again on the way he attempted to
drink the prussic acid, bnt WAS again
lhwaried, although the police were
unable to take the plial away from
him. However, at headquarters the
phiui was occurred before the man
was locked up. Mr.. Dupont, accor-
ding to his assertion aud as ,he pa
pers found upon him indicate, is a
minister. His homeis in Hopkins
vile, Ky, and his visit to Atlanta
was IN the interest of an insurance
company. Letters from hls vile iu-
dicatc that heis a confirmed opium
eater, and In enc she advises him to
put himself Under the treatment Of
DR.. W0iley.
10 q Constitution reporter Mr..
DUPONT admitted that he bought the
poison with q view to killing him.
self. lie said that no was tired OF
living, was no account and wanted
to die so that his wire might get the
insurance there is Mpoa his lie. He
boldly asserts an intention Of sniUi-
ding as soon as he is released. lie
is young man Of good appearance
and fine education.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
scme New Geography.

or what is ihs surfacS of the earth
composed?
vi corner lots mighty poor rotda
railroad tracks, bate.ball grounds,
cricket fields, and skating rinks.
What portion 0t tfe globe 10 wa
terp
About thieS- fourths. sSmetimc6
they add a little gin ahd nut lneg 10
it.
What is a town?
A town ie a considerable collec ioh
of houses aud inhabitants, with iout
or five men WHO ''run the party" and
lend money at fifteen per tent intei-
est.
What Is 4 cityP
A city Is On INCORPORATED town,
with Mayor who believes that tho
whole world shakes when he hap-
pens to fall flaton a cross walk.
. What Is coihtnetcef
Borrowing rs for 4 day or Two aud
tiodging the iri,ier for n year or tWd.
Name the diiiercnt races.
Horse race, OOM race, bycicic race
aud racing around to find maii TO
endorse your LU:e.
lhtu how many classes 10 tiidnkind
divided? /?
Six. being enlightened, civilized.
half civilized, savage, tUv htteii not
wortll-a-cent ANA Indian a9chts.
What nations are called enliglt-
ened?
I'hose who hare the most wars, thu
worst laws aud produce tho WORT
criminas.
How maiiy motions In the earth ?
That is according TO how you nix
your drinks aud which way Sou 20
home:
What is tho earth,s axis?
The lihe, passing between New
York and Chicago.
What tsuscs day aid hisMe
bay Is caused by nights getting
fired out. Night il caused by eve y.
body taking the street car aud going
homo TO suppct.
What is u mapP
A map isa drawing to show tlb
jury where Smith sln0tl when Jones
gave him lili under The eye. u
What IA A iiiafincr's compass?
A Jug holding fonr gallons.
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
How to Spoil a Husband
Find fault with him.
Keep an untilly hOusc,

Find fault with him.
Keep an untily house,
ALWAYS have the last word.
BE extra cross on wash day.
Quarrel with him over TITLES.
Never have his meals ready on
time.
let him sow on his own shirt but
tons.
Pay no attention to household ex-
penses.
Give as much as he can earn In a
month for q new hat.
Keep the parlor Tor company and
never open II except for callefs.
Provide any sort of meal when
you arc not expecting company.
Get everything the woman next
door has. whether you can afford II
or not.
Whom he gives you ten dollars for
n rainy day, give II to the first ped
,ller that comes along for pair of
plaster vases. !.
When he wants you to take a walk
with him you would rather run into
Mrs. Longioirghe's to borrow re-
tcipt for preserves, or get slipper
pattern.
II he has an extra amount Of brain
work aud comes home with his ner-
yous system all on a stretch, don't
trv TO keep the children qUjei, but
ali thar, IA h,ol-a all Tho uoiea thpv
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
A Lively courting Scene.

A Buffalo paper recently told of o
lover who beg III 10 propose 10 his
cir. just as the horse started 10 run
with the sleigh. Being determined
TO have y over with he got the qnes-
ton o6l Just hs the sleigh sirusk a
milcpo>t. The girl was thrown into
the air, but as she came down she ut-
tered a firm "Ycs, Charlie" aud then
tainted. There is some doubt as to
the truth OF this story, but the one
that follows is correct IN every detail,
One day last week two yonug
women oil Davenport boarded All
eastern bound train that they might
ride a few miles to Moline with an
other girl, through passenger from
the West aud a former classmate al
Vassar. As one Of the Davenport
girls was not much acquainted with
the passenger, she said she would
stand on tho rear platform 10 watch
the train cross tho Mississippi. II
happened That her beau was on the
same train, aud 1t happened again
that the bluSbing youth joined his
sweetheart Oh the platform. Tho
morning was delightful, tho girls
chceSs v rosy and the great rive
sparkled in the sunlight beneath
Right there, says the local chronicler.
while tho coach was above the mid
die Of the mighty Missi sirpi, he
asked her II she could 10 his, aud she
said che would. The reporter fur.
ther tells that as the young man
stopped to kiss his betrothed, a
laugh in the doorway 30 startled him
that he stumbled back ward, The
girl caught him in time to save his
life, and there was much excitement
aud rejoicing. The laugh came from
the other young women, who were
standing at tho door, and who saw
the whole pcrforIuanco.-Paducall
Enterprise,
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21

Mr.. Robert McNrally, IIaae.stown.
Md., writes: 81 was re,lHeed to a
living skel ton by distressful ailments
that completely exhausted NE of all
vitality. All the organs of my body
lungs, liver, kidneys, heart. sight,
hearing, brain, nerves. etc. were in
disorder, and each gave me trouble in
a greater or less degree. | dccturd
for kidney complaint and dyspepsia; J
took consumption cures; | did every
thing in my vain efforts to find relief.
Mr. Wells, in Morris drugstore. told
me to try Browns Iron Bittcrs. Two
bottles have made ME feel like ne v
person.aHd believe am permanently
cnred of all my distress. weigh
twenty.four pounds more now than
lid a month ago."
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
ON TO RICHMOND!

"Grant will hnTA a thunderholr'
AT the heart OF the revolt"
"wc shall ses."
"Othcr men have tried and failed"
"othcr men have blanuhed aud quailcd
"facing Lee"
"whai though Jackson dear to God,"
"l.ics beneath tho battle sO'l,"
Dark AMI cold"
"what though >taar, In carin V 'aId,"
..lIc " Ito won In rapid raid"
"spurs Of gold
"I.ongstrcct In his anguish lies"
-"Anj tears arc making soldiers eyes"
"Stangely ,lim."
'And we hold our breath and say
"Docs deaths angel come this way"
"seeking him"
"yct the Lord otnosts who gave"
"Ihcsc great Chiefs our lan,, to save"
..knoweih best"
1--WE to the last man shall SIGHT"
Doing battle for the right"
ellis the resi-"
"on, then Grant VIC seek the fray"
"Kllly your myrials that you may"
"Enslave ths few"
"But there rre great deeds TO do"
"Erc your Mercenary crew.
"possess Lee"
The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-02-21
SOMEBODY'S MOTHER"

The woman was old. and 'rb ggcd and gray,
indbont with the chill OF a winters dlty
Tue streets wcrc white within recent snow,
And tho woinan's feet with hgc were slow.
At the crowded crbssing she waited fons,
josie asi'leby the curc;iiess ,,rSns
.flsdman beings who passed her BY,
Cnheeding the glance OF her anxious eye.
Down the street with laughter and shout,
Glad IN the fres,loln OF ''schooi let out"
Conc happy boys like flock OF sheep,
iiiiling the snow, pile'l white aud deep,
Pa ~ % woman 80 Old anil gray,
fastened the children on their 4ay =
Nome offered helping hand to her,
50 weak AMI timll, afraid 70 stir,
Lest the carriage wneeis or the horses feet
should tranpic lMr down In the slipper.
street.
htlast. came out OF the merry troop
rhe gay est boy OF all the group:
lici,anscd beside her, aud whispered low,
,'i'll help you across II you wish to gon
iici uFtu huHt WI HiS htfuhBs s"hhb "'"t
shc placed, and so. without hurt or harm,
lic guided the trcmbithg fcct dlongy
Proud that his own were frm and strong:
l'heu back again TO his friends he went,
lis young heart happy and wcll content,
''siie's soniobos'y's Mother, boys youknow,
For all she's aged anu poor AMI slow;
And some one some tine may lend d hand
10 help my mother you undcrs.andy--
II ever she's poor aud old and gray.
And her own dear boy is miles away"
'somcbody's Moihcr" bowed low her head
In h.r home that night. aud the prayer sh,
sail
Was: Cod lie kind to that noble boy.
Who Is somebody's son aud pride and joy,'
Faint was the voice. aud worn and weak,
Hut heaven lists when It's chosen speak;
Angels caught the ALTERING word.
And "somebody's Mother's' prayer wa
heard.