Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-11-26

A Spice of the lester. win the
Clown Left out.

What Adam said on beholding the nrs'
sunrise: G west, my sun, go west.
An owner of two race horses often finds
1t difficult to keep up with his running
expenses.
G~rown-up Japanese women play with
dolls. In this country, instead OF dolls
pug dogs are used.
Mr.. Weatherwax is the name OF 3 YER
mont man., who pities 8 neighbor named
Stuffiebean for having such s Pasronymic.
There is a sickening rumor afiost to the
effect that Oscar Wilde wears polka dot
garters, but we don't take any stock IN IT.
Need a new ha.?" he said. NO, but
I'll tell you in confidence why / bought it.
l want folks to think I'm a Democrat.
"Rosalind" hosiery Is displayed in the
shop windows Of New York. 1t is nothing
but a collection Of Mrs. Langtrys stock
ings.
The originator of Whoever saw q cat
fish, or q sidewalk" etc, il no more. He
died during the deluge and was OF Noah
count.
Many London ladies crop their hair
short. 1t is painfully evident hat the
married men in that city will soon lose
their grip.
A number Of scientific French gentle
men have recently had a banquet OF earth
worms, such as are used for bait by our
fishermen.
AGerman Greek named Delitzsch claims
to haze discovered the site OF the Garden
| of Eden. 1t must be a Deliizschious sort
Of 8 place.
A thoroughbred newspaper reporter
doesn't brsg much Of his beauty; but his
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mainline art.
Simply because the Queen of Greece
happens TO have half a dozen children q
Western paper speaks of her as Her
Prolific Majesty"
"No, sir" ne said, Il don't believe
these stories they tell about how hard a
mule can sick are lies. l hsye 5ten kicked
by a mule myself"
Carter Harrison says: Up to the time
l was % years 4 age l never saw 8 man
who had the delirium rremaHs.' Carter
missed a good deal OF fun.
One of the Arkansas editors il a full
blooded Cherokee indian. His only de-
linquent subserbe rs arr ball-Leaded mes;
the Others all pay up and save their sealps.
Down in New Orleans when rival edi-
tors get into 8 row they spit in each
others faces and-the dnel is over. An
ounce Of saliva is better than a pound OF
lead.
New Orleans Picsyuue: THE phvsi-
clans of Miss Louisa ". Alcott have for
hidden her to put a pen to paper. Mrs:
Sou;hworth ought TO have That kind OF
doctor.
One Of the greatest advantages that the
Masonic order ofrr= 20 every one who be-
comes a member is tnaI he stands q chance
of becoming the Oldest Mason if he lives
long enough.
An exchange remarks that "a Massachu-
sets woman goes out and nimrods with
her husband, killing Is many birds and
squirrels Is he does Hosts Of women
could do that!
Herbert Spencer says that a mans con-
versation il q spre index TO his mental
capacity. This is extremely severe upon a
man who has just caught the back of his
trousers on q nail.
civilian Penn did not sell rum to the
Indians says a mad Philadelphia paper.
All, then il must have been appleiack or
''stone-fence." These by any other name
would have the same effect.
A curious custom in China is the exhi-
bitiOn of z FISH on every house where a boy
has been born 10 the family during the
year. We suppose when = girl is born they
stick up q hook and line.
Aman who made his fortune in the Yves!
and went Eas, to settle and enjoy life, has
returned. He SAYS he can't live in the
country where they consider it a disgrace
to have deliriui2 tTamens.
A Chicago man has invented a cast-iron
tableware tina. looks just like porcelain,