New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-26

Yon ruioy ON Wednesday nights:
lie shall PRICK mat annual blister,
Marriage with deceased wife's sister,
lie snail offer to tae many
Peeragcs at three penny;
Titles shall ehnOoe lhen
Al. tle Common COdhelIheni
Tar.dums snail be sold apart
DtiIy at the auction mart
Peers shall 'eem IN Chrlstenuoin'
And a dukes exalted sldtlOn
Re uttalnable by competitive eXamlhatloh'
Tho see G ana at close with peers and fairies in
e he cnr,ain rlres for the second act upon the
p.lacr Yard Westminster, discovering on sentry
Pirate Bs sat y Ding r ol tM sex sy W WHO
oDsus the act with ms sentry song:
when ali night long Il chap remains
ON sauiry-gO. TO chase mOnOtOny
He exercises OF his brains;
With the end of a second verse the fairies enter,
announcing chorus SHephoHs entry ln'9 dIila-
meni ana h unvalyng success tnete, 10 enGni
en,er the peers, Themselves er0cillmihg me same
Startling news The state OF things Is IuT' her re-
yeale1 in dialogue when Ceta says TO L0Td Mount
4rarat;
Id MoUNr-Annoyeo should think so! why TINS
EveryIhng! Tonight is the second re"dhS Oh Hls oi
TO throw -e peerase open TO competitive eAamin"'On'
Id MoCNT-Carry III OF course he will! He's
Parliamentary i1ckordEhe earres evTr{ Uni
Id MOUNI-The deuce IL Is , $1,000,
CELIA-Yes; influence the members, ana cohPel
them To vote just as he wishes them TO- ,,
LELIA-Ifs system II shOrieiis the depates II.
LID. ToLL-Wel, out think what IL ali means! Iuont
90 mind myself Dut wan li"Ise VI oes va Nv
worth mentioning the country must 80 10
the
LORD slOUNf.-I don't want 10 say a word against
had some myscf But with House OF Peers composed
exclusively people of intellect, what's to become OF
the House OF Commons ~
LlILA.-I Lever thought OF that ,.-,.-.-,. l.,
Lord MoUST.-This comes OF women interfering In
noncs IL so happens chat IL there 10 an Institution III
Great Britain whcn susceptible OF any improve
Enent al ALL IL Is the House Oh feors'
The venerable peer then further expounds his
sdea of the illness OF things III a very taking song
When Britain really ruled the waves
TN good Queen Bes;'s tnel o
Toin1ellectual eminence
Or scholarship sublime;
Yet Britain won Ier pronOest pays
In GOOD Queen Bess's glorious days.
CHoRUs-Yes, Britain won, etc
And while the House of Peers wi.hholds
It's legislative hand,
To in.eriere with matters which
They do not understand,
As bright will shine Great Brtain's rays
AS in King Georges glorious days
CHORUs-As bright Will shine, etc
Tba chorus of peers hen departing the two Lords
,emaln with the fairies and the beginning Of the
END appears Leila and cello distinctly express adj
m,ra,ion upon whicn they are UeSOugh to stop the
miscbief OF the prOteg6 the mpOssIblity OF winch
is sxplaI Aea, Whine the melting mood OF me fdlfes
most Eqgh46y appears IN the succeed dnI, anu ha
Queen enteIs and upOralds The 1alres-
Know We not that 1T Is death to marry mortal
IEILA.-NeS;
III" FIaTA.-Ifit were you'd have TO execute Us all.
OUEEN-Oh TINS is weakness Subuue 1t
cEuA-We know It's weakness, but the weakness is
strong ,. .. 80
QUEEN.-Tonsh Do you suppose tnai am insensi3e
20 Inc effect of manly beauty LOOK tlitt man "Slcr,
ring 10 Sen ryl perfect picture TO SeHhyJ VINO
are ssfsNITEYHPrvate Wills Company. Battalion
oTfES.-Youre fine fellow sir.
SENTRY am generally ADMIRED.
u IT,
here is whose ply seal attributes are simply god
like. That nos a most eHtrtorqnafy effect npon
me II Welded to a atural impulse should al down
md worship that man. But mortiiy TINS mchnauon;
wrestle with it, and II hes beneath my ieet Ihis Is
how treat my regard for that man.
This humorous outbreak is followed by tho lovely
QaeenS Song. aud invocation OF Captain SHAW -
D gIo.osque contrast Detw, Gu words anu music
which dches description. They all depart SORROW
fully ami Phyllis enters fearful ana complaining
of her low spirits under the bright condition OF
being engaged to two nOOlelnen at once" lley
enter succcsIvely and address her The question
OF the choice immediately arises. PhgthS says;
There's really nothing 70 choose between you II ono
Of yOu would oreso Ms title and distribute Ills estates
among his Irish tenanty. why, then soud see rea-
Bon Tor accepting the DINER I'm! MS Te'"eS up
Both refusing 10 mako tho sacrifice, Lord Mount
ArGrdt says:
Thea the only question which OF us shall give way to
the Otueri Peraap tue Whole, she would % happier
with me don't know. may be- wrong.
LID. ioLL-Ao, don't knO" thGt you are. treaty
S. you rob Of the girl OF heart, oi US
must perish Ine rohotrs nave Invariably destToEed
sworn 10 respect.
Id. MOUsT.-I see Did you swear it before commits
eionerf
LID. TOLL did, on affidavit.
Id MOuNT.-Ihen | don't see how you can help your
self.
LID. ToLI.-It's a painful position, for have strong
regard Tor you, George shake hdndSl.
In. MoUST.-(nnck Affected. Ny dear Tbomasl
Id. IoLL-lou are very dear 10 inc, George. We we're
boys togetuert least was Ii were 10 destroy
my existence would be hOpelessly emDlttfed
LID. MOUNI.-Jnon, dear Thomas, you must MOI 90
H. Isay again and again II It wall have TINS effect
on yOu must not do H. NO. no! II one OF US ID "
destroy the Other let II DC me.
Lib. IOLL-No, no.
Id MOUNTAIN, yes! BY our boysh friendship im-
piore yOu (shake haadsi.
LID. foil traRca naOued.Welli WE'LL be 1t But no.
DO Cannot consent 10 an act which would crush you
with unayahug reDlorse.
Lib. AOUNT,-But ii would not do so should be very
tad al jFsi-Ohi would lot be lbut IL would wear
on ike you very much (shdke haRdsI but not per
maps, as much as you IKE me.
Lib IOLL--GeOrye, you're noble fellow, but that tell
tale tear bcIsys you. No. George you very fond Of
ne and cannot consent to give youa weeks uneaslness
% my account
LID. MoUNI-But, dear Thomas. II would not last a
week Remember you lead the House OF Lords on your
sehoe snail take your place. Oh' THOMAS! II "ou'd
hot last day
LID. ToLI--It's very kind aud thoughtful OF you TO
look II II that light, there's Disgusting IL,
oeofge-we're IN IA very awkward position
fhIL (coluiIig dOh0nj.-NOW 90 nope you're not go
While
Id. TOLL don't believe 1t Is.
3D. IOtNI.-NOr /. The sacred Ties or friendship are
paramount No consideration shall induce ms 10 raise
"f ha10 against Thomas
LAD IOLL-And In my eyes the lie OF George IL moro
sAs1ed than love itself
After quartet. la which tho Sentry joins the
aud fha iif.rs nf0 Il