Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-11
PLEASANTRLES.
CAN'T sea it-A poor sailor.

low ?"
The girl whose mother made her laugh
exclaimed: "O-ma-ha -
A SPORTING man has named his horse
Blood, because he is great goer.
The chap who struck oil must have
creased his "right duke"
DRINKING beer may quench thirst, but
it will not "refresh" the memory.
GLOVES are worn very long now-by
people who cannot afford to buy new
ones.
CARE you wall fower?" he asked,
and she replied, "No, I am wall, sir.
Then they waltzed.
The difference between a hill and
pill is that the hill is hard to get up, and
the pill is hard to get down.
"WHAr must 1 do" asked mean and
conceited man of a friend who knew him
well, "to get a picture Of the one I love
most?" Sit for your portrait" was
the reply.
An Athenian, who was lame in one
foot, joining the army, was laughed at
by the soldiery on account Of his lame
ness. s'I am here to fight" said the
hero, "not to rum"
"SB," said a vainglorious actor to
Charles Kean, during a rehearsal, "you
need not trouble yourself about me; I
know the play backward" Probably
you do" was tho reply; "but that is not
the way I play it."
TIE young milkman and his girl stood
before the Justice of the Peace. 'sYou
take this milk-ahem-th man for but
ter or for worse?" the mighty man Of
the law inquired. The girl said it never
a-curd to her before, but she supposed
she would if that was the only whey.
TIE Brooklyn doctors examined a
man to see if he was insane, and
as they found six letters from other
mems wives concealed in the lining
Of his coat, where his own wife
had never found them, concluded
that he was able to transact business.
4 RECENT advertisement contains the
following: eff the gentleman who keeps
the shoe store with red head will re-
turn the umbrella of young lady with
whalebone ribs and iron handle to the
slate-roofed grocer's shop, he will hear
of something to his advantage, as the
same is the gift Of deceased mother
now no more with the name engraved
upon it."
ROTARY RHYMES.
A maiden who lived at Accord
The sight of spider abhorred;
But her lover, made bolder,
Brushed one from her shoulder,
And she gave him kiss in reward.
Next night as he sat by her side,
And let his fin artfully glide
Round her trim, belted waist
go George, now make haste
And pretend there's spider /" she cried.
AT meeting Of the Chicago Veteran
Club to consider plan for disbursing
charity to the families of deceased MEM
bers, one of them introduced resolu-
ton that the members of the club "be
fined 25 cents all around when de-
ceased member died" He was, per-
haps, that gentleman whose clerk apollo
gized for his sudden absence on account
of his fathers funeral. "Yes, James, I
viii excuse you this time, said he, "but
don't let it happen again, please"
"JUnIUs, is you better dis morning?"
"No; 1 was better yesterday, but Use
got ober dat" Gam dere no hopes OBJ
your discobery?" Discobery of what?"
"Your discobery from the convalescence
what am fetching you on your back
"Dat depends, sab, altogeddah on de
prognostifcation which implies de dis
ease; should dey continue fatally,
de doctor thinks Use gone
coon should dey not continue fatally,
he hopes dis cullud individual won't die
dis time. But, as I said afore, dat all
depends on de prognostics and till desc
come to head dere am no telling we'd
der dis pusson will come to disconua-
ton or odderwise.
IN EDITOR.
Editor Watterson, in the Louisville
Courier-Jou,na1, speaks as follows about
conducting newspaper "Some peo-
pie estimate the ability of periodical