The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-01-19
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To be slaeni issheFs little hey sriis
that h@ gnwtiss are groviss ever as
tsa sasasaihaes i~ioe day
Anoihsf IL nailed. a. The vAg .,
magisA y hea ihs mcrchant Tackled W
tiwn 81 eesi
gis nlootlyH faa4.Asvas All.
WHO shall decide wbea doctors dis
ae,~ Ausvu The nnacstatef
The mo-i al,s~ni mihded man 10 th
wella has l~ep tsand In ii q Atsirac
ison be told The truth sbou, bat b,
caught While fishing
De reason. be said, why nebl,el
prOacb dat roam mule FROM De rear. il dsi
lm TOO tobd ofmy family aud don't ts.
long n asy church BHdier
The late King d sweden used "a
prancs around niglils In Disguise and that
BE- hsd black eye about hall the tigse vas
proof that be- enjoyed hiusfii
Not vet accomplished 'How sehsi.
lly yonr u,,lo boy ,al.sr exclaimed Mr
asaak lss. replied Mrs Brown 'he
tAsnt l@rp among company yet
Duung the ninth uAlir, Oscar, point.
log 10 bic boois. remarked 10 FeliciAns
"fou cant say have no polish ''So, i"
said she. but You shine at the wrong emil. !"
a HARLEM man ate ono hundred and
ffy clsms the other day, lie died clamly,
and was waited 10 that BEAUTIFUL shore
where they bake everything.
"A Western editor. in response 10 a
subscriber Who grumbles that his morning
paper vas ipiolersbly damp, SAYS, shat is
because there IL 20 much due on il. +"
An Illinois girl found that she must
either give up her lover or her gum. and
after one day spent in reflection she press.
ed bis hand good.by, and said she would
always be a sister 10 him.
The story comes from Staten Island
tina, AL old man Of eighty suddenly died
while waiting for the hour appointed for
bis wedding. That was a narrow escape
for the old man.
II have divided my subject, began
the parson. into two heads. 1.-TWO
heads with single thought, whispered
ldrs. r., and then he closed his eyes for
his usual nap.
When Leadyille jury want TO harrow
mp the soul OF a murderer, they bring in
verdict that he killed the man accidentally,
even blushos
1t is said that Denman Thompson, in
playing Joshua Whitcomb, plays his old
father who lives down in New Hampshire |
town Of Swansea II that is so he plays |
the old man for all he is worth.
-Schoolmistress Just beginning nice,
improving lesson upon minerals to the
juniors" Now. what are the principal
things We get out OF the earth?" Youth
full angler, aged 4, confidently: Worms
There, said Miss Dashie, as she
scaled a letter addressed TO her lover,
that isn't very bright, but il will do for
him. Lovers are all alike. fyou only
write 10 them they don't care a snap what
you say"
A Colorado photographer recently
started in to bea Desperate but he lost
bis life the first time he tried TO kill
man, as after covering tho intended victim,
he gave the victim time TO draw and fire
first, by pausing to remark ere he fired
Nov look natural. 4"
do you know, Mr.. Smith, asked Mrs.
5, in a reproying way, that that pipe is
hurting you; that 1t is yogl enemyT Il
Yes, replied Smith calmly ejecting a
heecy cloud, Eyes. know it, and I'm try
Ing to smoke the rascal out,
A country editor received the follow.
Ipg Dear sir--I have looked carefully
and patiently over your paper for six
months for the death Of some Individual |
IN acquainted, with. bat AZ ye, not
jingle soul | cared anything about has
lropped of, You viii please have my
'atnn erased
Papa, rcman,a Al. ..e.,.t .e,,,1l.
sho was mounted on the back OF the old
sentlemans chair engaged in making
'rayon sketches on his bald head, ut
'ouldnt do for yon to fall asleep on the
iesert, would III" why not. my dar.
ingy ooh, the ostricbes might sit down
N your head and hatch il out
"A eolored child had fall from a
econd story window the other day. and
rs mother IN relating the incident said
Deere dat child was a-eomin down feet
usi. wild cherry chance OBJ being killed.
'hen de Lawd, lie turn him ober. de
bile struck on tis head, an dere wasn't
0 much as kniion few of
An Austin sehoolmaster entered his
suple Of learning few mornings ago, he
cad on ,he blackboard tbs touching le-
end oar teacher is a donkey. The
upils expected there would hc combin-
incl cyclone and earthquake, but the
hilosophic pedagogue coa,entcd himself
ith adding the word driver" 10 n
ns..1 Al prayer
,,,a, -. noted wag, A
-, ,at,..,,. once making his hrsi
=. ~ 80. =, aud had thrown himself