Daily Republican., 1882-02-08
BREVITIES.


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For cut nowers, 30 to 400 King street.
Best family coal o. sH W. front street.
Msrching's gold paint at James Bradford's
full limo of paint brushes at James Brad
ford's.
Parker, cuppins and leeching, loa e. Sec
0nd street.
Ruby Gold Paint, ready-mIxed, at James
BradfOrds.
The most popular inn in South America is
insurrectiOn.
fOrd's.
The potato is susceptible vegetable. 1t is
oonst antly getting mashed.
Get yourseIfa file, rule and cigar with a
chunk of tobacco at Mullins,
If;sthetic editors have their paste made
from sun flour now.
The Mix ado Of Japan must be Irish. The
name gives him away.
Dust brushes, hand scrubs, shoe brushes,
&c, ct James Bradfo :d's.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. Z
Hanfs, 10 East Fourth street.
Choice new crop N. U. molas ,es at the old
store of W. II. Lloyd, Seventh and King.
Down in Texas when they charge Jury,
they do it with double barreled shot guns
The death rattle insurance business is in q
rapid decrease-it has q ta tai coffin its chest.
Get your photographs at Hollands gallery
No. 1 Third street. two doors Fast OF Market.
.Take your time" as the jeweler said to
the customer who had forgotten his chrome
| meter.
Mrs. Kuhn blew out the gas in her room at
Burlington. When d sc0vered, she was near
ly gonS Kuhn.
The married man without children never
reaches pa in the matrimon ial market quota
| tiOns.
slime card Photographic for 81, atH0lland' .
gallery, No. 1 Third street, betweenMarket
and King.
| Tho rosy lips Of children how sweet Ihs
| boys loose this sweetness as tAey grow Older.
lhe Yris neye;.
The girl that has the most freedom and
runs at large most persisteAtly at this age, IL
! the one that's mai fast
Furs are going out of fashion. and the mis-
| erable III al Is Just now woncering what new
garment will te his ruination.
"I'll give you SO or thirty days said the
Judge and the prisoner responded well,
I'm take The $40, Judge"
"Hor SER cling" says Western preacher
"is an ulcer.'' No, sir, you are mistaken /,
is simp y q runar.und.
Ifyeu want frat class parlcr suit made
to order for a low price, 20 10 W. ". WoOC
wards, sixth and ratnall streets.
For bargains IN furniture aud bedding, gt
to L. +. Adair's Z07 Market street and SET
his goods and learn his prices.
Life Is made up of all small things, the
smallest being the mao who runs in debt for
his newspaper, and then orders MS papel
.k, hafn u
The Family Favorite Flour, wholesale and
retail, at Kimble's, Front and Madison sts.,
and also the best spring wheat -four,
Drake Il Co. are prepared to call real es
tate or personal property sa a. either in th'
lcOuntry or city, AT reasonable teEm
40 ell see Howe the old thing works.
said Judge Timothy, as he entered upon hi
duties as Postmaster-ieneral.
Go to ID AXE IL Co. ,auctioneers, If you war
yourAsa e:.)t real estate and personal proper
ty called at reasonable rates.
Whenever young ladies learn to stick pi1
In their apron strings 30 that II won't scratal
a fellows wrist, there will be great man!
, more marriages.
A girl was yaccinated with matter taker
from the arm OF a silly lover of hers. she salC
she preferred the matter right from the cali
IL answered.
Kate Field doesn't think pr So cut
} worthy Of the name that ignores tle eXis'
ence OF women. But how can 1t De pres
club, Kate, without tte ladies?
. The new moon was pointed out one even
ing to johnny, who was Just learning TO ,alk
being asked If he saw 1t ne said "l e., se'
the rind OF 1t.
Western quotations are sometimes curious
In montana corn IS forty cents bushel, egg
ten cents apiece, and the hired girl demands
3 | SO week with all the Eastern privileges.
, A north county fish wife went to buy {
{ dress None of your gaudy co'ors tor me-
s lid she at 0ncs to the man at the counter
"give me plain red and yaller.'
, There are some luen in this world who, I
salvation was selling for eleven cents yard
would ask for half yard and then Try u
+ beat the bill down to five cents
Tom Thumb wears the same sizs Of undel
clothing as . child years old. and NY
, twelve suits at time, This Is the way n
has OF showing that there's nothing smal
about him.
It's very pretty figure to speak abo1t 90
ing from pole to pole, but no ming except IN
: atino sphere ever has succeeded In dong ina
-unless we except also rspeaters at an elec
!. tiOn.
o "Whon was an infant said Fogg, "th
!, women were forever kissing me End," h
added, 81 nave done what / could 10 ge
!, square with thsm since have grown to year
Il Oh discretion
A New York jewelcr says that three out
i every four men who come into his store. com
Y to buy bat only one women out OF seven con
a to a decision One lady pAid TIVE ty-thre
n visits to his store bet.re buying a $50 wat'f
4 A tifteen.cent pack young man.
- A rice paper and straw young man,
A quite dexter Gus Inhaler,
WHO arrows thi NJ er aud paIer.
b A cisarrette-sni0kingy young man
" BEHIND HER FAN.