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Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
A Real Romance,

A real romance occurred lately in
hotel in Montreal. In the hotel the
road agent Of a respectable company
boarded while in the city. In the
same hotel an American young lady
was domiciled. The lady was pleas
ant and accomplished. The young
gentleman at FIRST viewed the lady adj
miringly at a distance, but too timid
to approach. Day by day his inter
est grew stronger. He had never
spoken to her, nor she TO him, and, so
far as he was concerned, this was what
he most earnestly desired she might
do. In this dilemma he applied to a
friend for advice. "Do you eat at
the same table 7" asked the friend.
Yes" was the reply. Then |
would advise you the next time yoi
dine to ask the lady 10 pass the salt. v
"All right" sighed the lovesick hero.
The following day he intended to put
his friends advice into operation, but
was most delightfully."- baked by the
lady asking him to "please pass the
salt" From that moment the ice was
broken, till at last the lady asked for
the gentleman's card, in order that
she might know whom she was con-
versing with. The gentleman at once
handed the lady his business card.
Matters then went on smoothly, all
the while the couple enjoying each
Others company at concerts, operas,
etc. At length this state Of matters
was brought to crisis. The lady
was about to return to the States. The
lover was perplexed, and again appli-
ed to his friend for advice, who at
once advised him to pop the question
and thus settle anxiety. She was
willing to become one with him, The
question then came, when the happy
day would be. She replied. "to.mor
row." To this the gentleman at first
demurred, as he had certain business
matters to fix. She told him to leave
them alone and write to his employers
resigning his position and leave the
rest to her. He complied; they were
married and went to the States, where
the Canadian gentleman learned that
he had married young widow worth
s250,000. In his happiness he did
not forget the friend who advised him.
He sent that gentleman check for
$1,000 with a letter Of thanks for his
kind advice in enabling him to become
a rich and happy man, through the
possession Of handsome and loving
woman. The gentleman who tender.
ed the advice felt dubious as TO the
reality Of the check, aud did not pre-
sent il at the bank for some days. AT
last he put the matter to the test, and
was informed the money had been ly'
ing in the bank at his order for q
number Of days. And SO the romance
ended to the satisfaction Of all persons
interested. New York Herald.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

PATHETIC PARALLELS. : Eugene
Hale's old schoolmaster, down in
Maine, says that some Of the farmers
boys who wore better clothes than Eu-
gene used to laugh at him. Some of
those same boys are now eking out an
existence on fifty acres Of clay and
swamp land, while Eugene Hale is a
United States Senator, drawing s5,'
600 a year salary, and the husband of
lady whose estate will soon be val
ued at a million and a half Of money.
-TNew York Tribune. 1t is the
same IN illinois. Twenty years ago a
little boy in Chicago was laughed at
by his playmates because they wore
better clothes than he did. Some Of
these same boys are now eking out an
existence, finding great difficulty in
supporting their families, while the
little fellow at whom they laughed has
become one Of the best coopers in
Joliet.-[Chicago Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Norf winds show you de cracks in
house. When you make de Jail too
nice. you better strenkin' the hog pen.
Mule don't kick 'cordin' to no rule.
Black sheep hide mighty easy in de
dark. Sat'day might help roomatiz
pow'ful. Highlarnt niggers amt
much service at de log rollin Blind
bride cant hide de fodder stack fun
de lean boss. Corn cob stopper don't
hurt de 'lasses in dejug. Hot sun
make de blades dull in de harves' feP.
Mule don't understan' de wheel bOrrer.
Smart rabbit go home 70 de snow dun
fallin'. Dead limb on de tree show
itse'f when de buds come out.-[Cen'
tury.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

A society called the "Limited Mat.
rimonial Society" has been organized
in New York. Ii iavors a law by
which marriage can be legally CON
tracted for a term OF years. If such
law should pass there would be q
good many marriages for zone year,
with the privilege of the next
GSOuth Kentuckian. Irrrf
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

DIDN'T ADMIT HM.-"There is a
young man in the parlor wishes to see
you, miss" remarked the hall door
attendant
"Did he bring any thing with him;
any box or parcel =
"0nly cane, miss"
''Did his coat tails rattle when he
walked as if there was package OF
candy in the pockets y
Nothing of the sort, miss.
"Then tell him I've gone to visit a
sick friend and won't be home for
week." returned the fair girl, falling
back into a horizontal position and re
suming her perusal of Truth stran
ger than Fiction; or, The Liar I'm
masked"
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

There is more truth than poetry in
the following paragraph from the
Philadelphia Record, an independent
journal: "Pennsylvania is not dem.
ocratic State. The late election DEM
onstrates that on a straight issue the
republican party. can poll its usual
majority of votes. What folly would
it be then for the democracy of the
Union to steer its course with refer
ence to the uncertain and whiting
methods of Pennsylvania democrats!
When the gentlemen who assume tC
lead the democratic party in Pennsyl.
vania have the courage Of their opin-
ions it will be time enough to listen
to them, but not sooner. They are
now whistling two tunes on the ques
ton of revenue reform. No party
can dance to this sort Of music
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Invitations to funerals are now got
ten up after the styles of wedding
cards, and have deep border Of black.
Inclosed is dismal card, on which is
printed; ''Please preseut this card at
the church"
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn.
! testify to the most excellent qualities Of Prof
Darbys Prophyactic Fluid. As disinfectant and
detergent IL is both theoretically and practically
superior to any preparation with which am ac-
quainted.-N. I. LUTON, Prof. Chemistry
Darbys Fluid Is Recommended by
Hon. ALExAxDER II. STEPHENS, Of Ceorgia;
Rev. CHAs, ,. DKEns, ID, Church Of the
Strangers, N. Y:
Jos. LECoNTE, Columbia, Prof University, sc.
Rev. A. ]. BAIrLH, Prof, Mercer University:
Rev. Gao. =. PIERcR, Bishop NJ. f. Church.
INDISPENSABLE TO EVERY HOME.
Perfectly harmless. Used internally or
externally for Man or Beast.
The Fluid has been thoroughly tested, and we
have abundant evidence that it has done everything
here claimed. For fuller information get OF yotT
Druggist pamphlet or send to the prophetors,
j. III. ZEILIN CO.,
Manufacturing Chemists. PHILADELPHIA.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

A MATTER OF SELECTION. .-Chas.
Lever tells of on Irishman who, while
a wheel of stage coach was passing
over him, cried out; Whats this
for2" We know of an old Arkansaw
man who was equally selfpOsessed.
While standing in a saloon, where a
party of cOnvivialists had gathered, a
pistol belonging to one Of the party
was accidentally discharged. The Ar
kansaw man fell, shot through the bo.
dy. "Blamed If understand thisl'
he exclaimed. "Why the devil that
pistol should select me when older
men are present, is beyond my mental
research. h."-[Arkansaw Traveller.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
A Household Article for Universal
Family Use.
Eradicates
MALARIA.


Fevered and sIckPer-
sons refreshed and
Bed Sores prevent
ed BY bathing with
Darbys Fluid.
Impure Air made
harmless and purified.
For Sore Throat Il is a
sure cure.
Contagion destroyed.
For Frosted Feet,
Chilblains, Piles,
Chafings, etc.
Rheumatism cured.
Soft White Complex
ions secured by is use.
Ship Fever prevented.
To purify the breath,
Cleanse the Teeth,
Il can't be surpassed.
Catarrh relieved and
cured.
Erysipelas cured.
Burnsrelievedinstantly
Scars prevented.
Dysentery cured.
Wounds healed rapidly.
Scurvy cured.
An Antidote for Animal
or Vegetable Poisons,
Sdngs, etc.
l used the Fluid during
our present afiliction with
Scarlet Fever with de-
cided advantage. 1t is
indispensable TO the sick
room. WN. +. SAND
FORD, Fyrie, Ala.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08


"What does this ere meanS" asked
on old farmer as he entered bank IN
Albany the other day and laid down a
printed blank which had been filled
out with pen and ink. at means
that the maker Of a note which you
indorsed has failed to pay it" "What,
that Brown note!" "Yes.' "And
he hasn't paid?' "No." "Well,
what's that to mel All did was to
write my name on the back" That's
enough to hold you to the debt. 1t
was a regular Endorsement" !" "You
don't say so! Consarn his pictur; he
said he simply wanted my name there
to signify that | knOwed him! So |
have got to pay it," "Yes." "Well,
we'll! Even big fool as am kin
learn sunthin new i! he only sets about
it with the right kind of sperit. I've
learned more about the banking bus
iness in the last six minutes than /
ever knowed in my hull life before.
|TWall Street News.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

HE COULD Nor TELL A LIE.-An
Editor returning from Home one
Morning about Eight o'clock was Met
in the Hall by his Vigilant Spouse.
"Alas,' she said, "that you Have
been Detained by another Breakage
of the Pressl' "Nsy, not So" he re-
piled, "neither was the Press broken
Down, nor have l been Detained by
the Weekly, but it was a small game
of Ten Cent ante which Hindered Me. "
Hearing which, the soul of George
Washington turned over in His Grave
and muttered a Silent Benediction.-
+ Denver Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Merchants who question whether
advertising pays, are referred to these
rates The Chicago Tribune, it is
said, for column year receives
$4,000. The New York Herald re-
ceives for its lowest priced column
s39,723, and for its highest 5000.
The New York Tribune for its lowest
s29,764, and for its highest sS5, ,64S;
and these papers are never at loss
for advertisements to gil their col
umus. Their patronage comes not
from any desire to assist the respect
i've papers, but from business men
who find it profitable to advertise.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

A Memphis woman is credited with
giving birth to a child which has a
snout like an elephant. The cause Of
the malfOrmation is supposed to be
that the mother had been frightened
by an elephant at circus.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
TESTIMONIALS OF LINCOLN co. FARMERS
THE ALBION
HARROW, CULTIVATOR 4 SEEDER.
Three First-class Implements Combined in One

STANFORD, KY, Oct. 81, 1882.
GEO d. WEAREN-Dfa, SDr-The Albion Spring Tooth Harrow,
Cuvaor and Broadcast Seeder purchased all claim for
we'll pleased with my purchase. AS Harrow puve
the best have Seeder would exchange
other and also confident that will valuable
Cultvator. CRAIG LYNN
Tooth Sukey Harows, Culators and Broadcast Seeders
well pleased with and would not exchange for any similar tool
VIM. GoocH.
GEo WEAREN Eso-Deay Sri used of the Albion Com
Spring Tooth Harrows and Broadcast Sedes putting my
wheat this Fall and do not hesitate that it did the work per
fectly. C. T. SANDIDGE.
GEO d. WEAREN-Deay S1-We bought of you Spring Tooth
Sukey Harrow and Broadcast Sede and after having used in
seeding foul stalk ahd free say that Impe
ment good gives satisfaction regard superior to
any Drill and perfect success Harrow and pulvenzer
R. w. GIvENs Son.
Spring Tooth Harrow and Broadcast Sede think much better
and many purposes than Drill john BUCHANAN
Gro WEAREN-DFay S1;-Have tested your Albion
plowed land and the oSt stalk land 1t gives better salts
faction than any implement ever used in foul land.
GEO WEAREN-Dtay Sri of the above men,
toned Seeder and heartily endorse the statement oMr Denny
J. A. DEPAUw
GEO D. WEAREN-Deay S-The Albion Combined Spring Tooth
Harrow Culyator and Broadcast Seeder all and than
claim for it, have of wheat this 6y
com land and does well where no other machine would
work at ALL My Jimmie who is years old the machine
all the time using team Of comparatively small horses and found
difficulty. cheeruy recommend it to my farmer friends for
know fair trial will convince them Of its usefulness eight months
in the year john /. BAILEY
Gro d. WEAREN-Day -Each one of us having purchased
Albion Spring Tooth Sukey Hanow and Broadcast
Sede take pleasure saying that they have given entire
satisfaction and done all that claimed for them Prefer them to
any wheat Drill have Sows the wheat evenly and leaves
exposed the suce also regard the tool superior TO
other puverizer and believe they will valuable as Cut
SHANKs SrooNAMoRE.
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
Afflicted, Attention
DIR. GANN'S REMEDIES !!
FOR THE MILLION.
MANUFACTURED BY W. X. GANN. NJ. D.,
MONTICELLO, KY.

The world is filled with the wonderful. beauti-
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combined talent and genius that the world has ev-
er known has never produced anything that can
compare wsth "Dr Gann's Remedies" Medical
skill aud science have, yet, failed 10 discover
any thing equal TO them. for the cure OF the dis
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virtues and uses are praised by thousands through
out the length aud breadth Of the land, and as
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est testimonials
For Coughs. Colds Group Bronchitis, Consump-
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Use DIR. Gann's Cough Syrup.
For Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, indigestion, ,Jaun-
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Use Dr. Gann's Liver Cure.
For Rheumatism, Neuralgia, sprains, Bruises and
swellings AN external application ior man OF
beast,
Use Dr. Gann's Liuiment.
For Piles, Hemorhoids, Burns, Fistula and all
similar diseases,
Use DIR. Gann's Pile Ointment.
For Fresh Cuts, Burns, Ulcers and Old Sores,
Use DIR. Gann's Bitter-Sweet
Ointment.
Use Dr. Gann's Stomach Bitlers
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
TJmeIy Sgo0esfjoBs.

The editor of the Guernsey Times
prints q very good article on the sub
ject Of family newspapers, He refers
TO the responsibility and Importance
of the editor, and decries his tenden-
cy Of late toward the use Of profane
language in print. "Several Of our
nearest exchanges" says he, "have
been using such language in their edi-
torial columns, and our attention has
been called TO it by ministers and
others." Now, there is nothing moral
or smart in being blackguard, and
the editor Of the Times is on solid
ground where he stands. The idea Of
a large class Of writers for the press,
that slang is wit, and that profanity
lends to the brilliancy of an article,
is mistaken one, and lis indulgence
is disgusting. The editor of the
Times is right in his statement that
ladies and children are the greatest
readers Of the weekly family newspa.
per. LET our BRETHREN" he invites,
"look over their subscription lists and
see how many bachelors they will
find u We commend the following
paragraph to his brethren, to ponder
over in their sanctums
at is favorite theory with some
editors that they must cater 10 the
tastes Of all classes Of readers. They
must have sensational article once
in while for the benefit Of scandal.
mongers; they must have certain
amount Of church and Sunday.school
reading, and report of the dances
and parties Of the day; they write
homilies on the beauties Of temper
ance and rank the successful saloon
keeper among the first citizens; they
write a solid editorial for the old men,
a sentimental one for the girls and a
proiane and slangy one for the corner
lOafers and frequenters Of saloons. A
paper thus loosely put together can
have no individuality and no infu-
ence for good. The inconsistency is
evidence Of insincerity or lack of pur-
pose; and the rough who chuckles
over the article written for his bene-
fit, IN his inmost heart despises the
writer"
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Diphtheria
Prevented.

The physicians here
use Darbys Fluid very
successfully In the treat
ment u Diphtheria.
a. SToLLRSwERcK,
Greensboro, Ala.
letter dried Up.
Cholera prevented.
Ulcers purified and
healed.
In cases OfDeath Il
should be used about
the corpse it will
prevent any unpleas-
ant smell.
Theeminent Ply
sician, j. MARION
SIMS, NJ. D., New
York, says: "I am
convinced Prof Darbys
Prophylactic Fluid is a
I valuable disinfectant. "
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
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A Reliable Tonic. Appetizer and Blood Purifier
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Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Gro d. WEAREN-Deay S--Have tested your Albion Seeder
Clean plowed land and the o stalk land gives better
faction than any implement used in foul land
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Mr. GEO. DWEAREN-DFay Sri have of the Albion Spring
Tooth Sulkey Harows Cuvaors and Broadcast Seede
well pleased with and would exchange for any similar
GoOcH
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

Mr. GEO d. WEAREN-Dear S1.-I pleased with my Albio
Spring Tooth Harrow and Broadcast Seeder think much
and many purposes than Drill JoHN BUCHANAN
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

GEO d. WEAREN-Dfay SD?-I have used of the above
toned Seede and heartily endorse the ofr Denny
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

WEAREN EsQ-Dear Sri used of the Albion Com
Spring Tooth Harrows and Broadcast Seeers putting my
wheat this FALL and do hesitate that did the work per-
fecly C. T. SANDDGE
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08

GEO. d. WEAREN-Deay SDr-We bought Of you Spring Too
Suey Harrow and Broadcast Seede and after having used
seeding wheat foul stalk ahd free say that the mpl
ment good and gives satisfaction We regard superior
any Drill and perfect Harrow and puverizer
r. W. Owens SON
Semi-weekly interior journal., 1882-12-08
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COTTON.

TMtsr was decided advance IN cotton to-day
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Louis there was a rise. Of an eighth Of cent
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IOINT. ','''I,,',t,' saN00TlVOI tIUlNII7 III
DALLAS EXCHANGE AND COIN.
n, y Buying, Selling. BuNtug Selling.
Chic. Xxx, hakPar@h fst Louis h9h PMaA
Chicago. .h@Ap ar@A N. OIL @%rHrah
Galveston !. Par@ a Houston..H ParGG
Exchange, al points y toL discount Sterling
Sight 81 81 Francs, sos 10 Marks, -.
Trade dollars .gOCts Mexican doll ars. IS o
Mexican halyes. i0cls. Mexican quarters 10