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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-28
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-28
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-05-28
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THE TRIBUNE.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07
Mistakes OF Life.

Somehodv has condensed the
r;stsLes ofi;fe and arrived at the
conclusion :, !, that there are fourteen Of
them. Most people would say, il
thew told the truth. that there was no
limit to the mistakes of life; that
thew were ike the drops in the
ocean or the sands Of the shore in
number. but it is well to be accurate.
Here, then, are fourteen great mis-
takes: ut h o great mistake to Sc!
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

When he had finished with the eli
mate, soil and productions of Idaho,
one of the group asked:
"How about educational facilities?"
"That's the only thing we lack,
replied the old man with mournful
sigh. "We've got schools enough,
but we can't keep no teacher"
whats the trouble
"Well, take my school for instanc
only two miles from the nearest
house, eminently situated on top of
hill and paying the highest salary.
We can't keep a teacher over two
weeks"
"Do they die?,,
"Some do, though it's no place for
dying. Wehad a young fellow from
Ohio, and he met a grizzly and whis-
tied for him. The grizzly cum. We
had another, and a widder run him
down and married him inside of a
month. The third one was lame,
and the Injuns overlook him. Then
we tried women folks. The first one
gor married the night she lit down
there, 1t took the second one about
the middle of the third week, and
the next one was abducted by stage
robber."
"Why don't you get the ugliest,
homeliest woman you can find-scme
perfect old terror, like that lantern
iawed razor-faced female over by the
ticket window
"Why don't we +? Stranger, you
Eastern folks will never understand
us pioneers in the world-never:
That's my wife-the identical school
teacher l married, and she was the
handsomest onein the drove ?'-De-
troit Free Press.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07
Pious Frauds.

An old woman named Margaret
Bethel, her husband John, and her
daughter Louisa have been impos-
ing on the credulity of the church
going people of Philadelphia for the
fast twenty years. They visited and
attended many churches, seemed to
be very pious and very poor, and
thus secured many gifts of money,
food and clothing, selling the latter
and putting everything they could
get into the bank. They represent
ed themselves respectively as Cath
olics, Methodists, Presbyterians,
Episcopalians, and it is hard to tell
what else, and preyed upon hun
dred of churches. A year or soago
the old man died; and lately good
old Margaret" followed him. She
had purchased $500 marble vault
and was buried in a 500 casket
and now the daughter affects to be
an heiress, and is spending the i'll
gotten wealth lavishly in carriage
hire, ten dollar dinners and fine fur
aiture. She paid $3.50 for set of
parlor furniture, $500 for silk cur
tains, and other things in proper
ton. 1t is well enough for people
to be charitable, but there ought to
be some way of discovering wheth-
er people who claim charity are de-
serving.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07
Proud of His Cook Looks.

SPRINGFIELD, ILL, May 26.-The
trial of John N. Taylor, for the MUIR
der of John Eichenaur in Mernard
county in November, 1879, on a
change of venue, was commenced in
the Sangamon county court to-day.
The paticulars of the case are as fol-
lows: John and Henry Eichenaur,
brothers. and John n. Taylor were
at a country gathering occasioned by
a travelling show. One of the at
fractions was to present articles to
be voted to the most popular man.
1t was proposed to vote a cane to
the ugliest man present. Jonn y.
Taylor was elected, only one vote
being cast. John Eichenaur cast it.
Taylor became offended. He had a
long prided himself upon his good
looks. On Saturday, November 20,
1879, John y. Talyoc and his broth
er Robert went into the field where
John Eichenaur and his brother
Henry were gathering corn. John
Taylor drew knife and cut Henry
Eichenaur so severely that for
time his life was despaired Of
Having, as he thought. disposed of
Henry, he next turned his attention
to John Eichenaur, who was endeav-
oring to detach a singletree from a
wagon in order to defend himself
from the assault when Robert Tay-
lor succeeded in getting hold of the
victim, whom he firmly held while
his brother John plunged his knife
into the poor fellow, from the effects
of which be died the same night.
For a year or more Taylor was at
large, and finally came home and
gave himself up, when he was indict-
ed for murder.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07
aces are as the squares of their like

faces are as the squares of their like
parts"
Again, ask class of BOYS how
many inch blocks they can put into
a four inch box, and you will be
amazed at the variety of the an.
swers you will receive, and most
likely none of them correct. Give
them such q box and sufficient
number of blocks, and see how sur
prised they win appear when they
discover that sixty-four will be re-
quired. So you viii very soon con-
vince them that similar solids are
as the cubes of their like parts"
/ merely mention these matters
to indicate how much may be done
by little '.object teaching" Judi
ciously applied. In concluding this
subject let me again urge upon you
the importance Of drill. Whenever
there is anything difficult, drill on
it, review it, hammer at it, until you
are sure that ever member of your
class thoroughly understands it.
Drill, drill, review, review, until
there can be nothing dark. This is
the only way to achieve success;
and in arithmetic particularly, never
do for any pupil what he can do for
himself; never do 20 in any branch.
My next chapter will be on pen
manship.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

Dreams are night thoughts, un-
checked by the judgement and uncon.
trolled by the will. 1t is not true
that we do not reason in dreams,
that the exercise of the judgement is
wholly suspended, and also that the
will is entirely powerles or ceases to
act. These faculties are not altogeth-
er in allegiance, but they doze while
the subordinate powers of the mind
those which play the part of pict-
ure carriers and record fnders-ran-
sack the treasures of memory and
mingle together in the direst confu-
sion old things and new. 1magina-
ton is not active, but it remains just
enough awake to supply the connec-
ting links which give seeming con-
tinuity to those parts of the phan-
tasmagoria which we chance to re-
member on recovering perfect self.
consciousness, and which, being re
membered, we call dreams" No
one remembers more than one dream
unless he has aroused from sleep
more than once. This experience
has led to the inference that dreams
only occur at the moment or in the
act of waking. There are the dreams
which take place in the process Of
returning to consciousness-that fol
example, those instantaneous scenes
and spectacles which are suggested
by the sound or feeling that rouses
the dreamer; but. in result of a long
and close study of the subject witt
a view to discover the nature o
dreams, and the laws of dreamins
for medical purpose, in connection
with the treatment of sleeplessness
I am persuaded that dreams occur
lin the course of sleep and are
wholly forgotten.
That they do not and can not take
place in deem sleep is probable, be
cause deep sleep is general sleep, and
when this state prevails the subordin'
ate faculties are sleeping, and the pic
lures and records which compose
dreams We must understand sleep
and it is because the two phenomena
have not hitherto been studied to
gether that 30 little is generally
known about either.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

When you have an infiamed eye,
a swelled hand, or decayed and
aching tooth, you do not take and
fill your stoamch with drugs to cure
it, but apply cooling lotion or some
soothing noratic directly to theparts.
So if you have weak Of lame back,
sore kidneys, profuse or scanty urine,
or the secretory systemis clogged and
inactive, you should use Prof. Gull
mette's French Kidney Pad, which
is a directly local application, which
always give speedy relief and al
ways cures the disease. Ask your
druggist for it,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07
Stoned TO Death Near Fortress Mon
roe.

FORTRESS MONROE, Va, May 25.-
A difficulty between two colored men,
named Henry Chisman and John
Wilson, occurred this evening at
Mill Creek, resulting in the death Of
the former. 1t appears that they
had some dispute over money mat
ters a day or two since, and Wilson,
who is about twenty years old and q
quarrelsome character, had threaten
ed TO shoot Chisman. They met
this evening and had some words,
when Wilson seized a stone and
threw it at Chisman, striking him in
the abdomen. He was taken to his
home and expired in half an hour.
Chisman was a quiet, inoffensise
man, and respected by the commu-
nifty. Wilson has been arrested and
confined in jail at Hampton.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

BRIGHT's DISEASE of the Kidneys,
Diabetes and other Diseases of the
Kidneys and Liver, which you are
being so much frightened about,
Hop Bitters is the only thing that
will surely and permanently prevent
and cure. All other pretended cures
only relieve for a time and then
make YOU many times worse.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

Mems Everyday Suits, s2.70.
Mems Knockabout Suits, $500.
Mems Worsted Suits, $3.50.
Mems Cashmere Suits, $500.
Mems Light Suits, 500.
Mems all-wool Cashmere suits, Sc. %.
Mems Cashmere Suits $40
Mems All-wool Cheviot Suits, $3.50.
Very Fine Dress suits in Fancy Wor-
s.eds, Cheviots and extra fine Cas-
sinaere trimmed with fine Serge or
Italian, from $40 to s16.70.
Extra Fine suits, lined with fne Satin
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

sales last weeks show how lraciye
~ STYLES and Reasonable Prices appreciated If yu want
things and Cheap establishment thelace at
which they be found Please read price list carey then
call be convinced that do advertise sdt
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07

The ladies who sometime since
were unable to 60 out, having
taken Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound are quite recovered,
and have gone on their way .rejoic-
ing.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1882-06-07
Mems Clothing:

and Silk Serge, from $3.50 s25.
Mems Working Pants, 68cents.
Mems Union Pants, 72cets.
Mems Worsted Pants, $40. =
Mems Fine Worsted Pats, $3.50
Mems good Cashmere Phts, S2.7(
Mems Fine Dress PantSS So to "a
Mems Extra Fine Drss Pants
81 to Sc. -s,aa
Boys School Pants, 62 snts. -.
Boys Knockabout PAM, 81. 10.
Boys good dress Pants II .25 to 81
Boys Extra Fine PAM, 50 to 90
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11

ucation, careful and reliable, elements
necessary in discharging the duties of
Register. He is a native of Spire, Ba-
varia, born in 1926. Mr.. Schuhrer with
his family came to Watertown in 1857,
where he has since resided. He has filled
the responsible position of book-keeper in
the well-known and extensive establish
ments of W Buchheit, A. Fuermans and
F. Miller & Co. in this city, aud Geo. c.
Mansfield, Johnson's Creek. For the
past four years he has been chief clerk in
the Watertown Post Office.
G. A. Caswell, Of Fort Atkinson, is the
nominee for District Attorney and through
him the duties OF the Office would be we'll
discharged. He should be elected by a
large majority.
For County Clerk the convention made
choice of R. n. Potter, Of Pennington, a
selection for the Office that reflects credit
on the convention, Mr.. Potter being rec,
ognized wherever known as possessing
the necessary qualifications that fit him
to make good, efficient clerk.
G. P. Goodrich, of Oakland, the candi-
dite for Surveyor sustains an excellent
reputation throughout the county for this
line Of duty.
For Coroner, the convention chose G..
Copeland of Jefferson, and it may well be
said in this case that although last he is by
no means least, the nominee being pop
ular gentleman whose name adds strength
to the ticket
The above is the ticket put in nomina-
ton by the Republicans for the peoples
sufrages and it is we'll deserving Of an
election from Senator to Coroner.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
THRIFT OF FRENCH WOMEN Frene

THRIFT OF FRENCH WoMEN.-French
women, often stigmatized as the most
frivolous of their kind, are in reality the
most thrifty-a virtue that frequently de-
generates into absolute parsimony. | saw
a striking instance of making the best of
unregarded trifes the other day, when
dining with enc who certainly has re-
putation for prudence. A cherry pie had
been on the table, and the mistress CAV Q
strict injunctions that the stones were to
be scraped from the plates and placed in
her store-room, / ventured to ask the
reason, and was told that not only cherry
but plum, peach and all manner of stones
whether cooked or raw, were invariably
saved, gently dried in the oven, and kept
in great jar. "Then," said madame,
Gin the winter when the fire burns clear
and bright in the evening, fetch hand
full and throw them among the glowing
Goals. They crack and splitter for mo-
ment, send up brilliant fame, and the
whole room is filled with delicious odor."
Paris Letter i1s Ne,carE Advertiser.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
FISHING FOR RATS.

A novel mode of catching rats is thus
described in The American Angler. The
writer says that person having the pa
tience of most fishermen can have much
sport in hooking the yermin.
The warehouse adjoining his place of
business is infested by these "fle-tails,"
and our friends may be seen in early
spring, and late fall, on an occasional
evening just after dusk, seated at the back
window of his counting-room Overlook
ing the yard Of the warehouse) with an
ordinary rod in hand, strong linen line,
and spring hook, commonly called
a "sockdolager'' baited with lump OF
fresh beef, patiently waiting for bite.
It does not tarry long nor does itcon-
sumo itself in nibbles, but with hungry
snap the bait is seized and the hooks of
the sockdolager impales the rat, when
the excitement commences.
A lusty rat is no mean antagonist at
the end of plant pole and ten feet of
line, and his plunges, twistings, and
straightawsy dashes, are more perplex-
ing to the angler, than the leaps, surges,
and sulkings Of the gamy trout or bass.
The rat Is generally landed, after season
able sport, and killed by blow from
bludgeon. In this connection the Scien-
tific American states that thousands of
small hooks are bought by sugar refners
for rafting purposes. The hooks are bait
ed with small pieces of beef on each, and
then distributed about the building. Tbs
rats swallow the beef and hook-the first
is digested, the latter is nOt-death of
course results. The remedy is said to be
infallible.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
THE OTHER OK GORED.

P. V. Deuster was nominated for Con-
gress by the democrats of Milwaukee last
Thursday. Mr.. Deuster sustained the
River and Harbor bill and the platform
adopted by the convention is as dumb as
an oyster on the subject. The inference
may be drawn that the democrats of the
Fourth District find no fault with Mr..
Deuster for having voted against the
Presidents veto of the bill Nobody,
however, expects that the Jefferson Ban
ner will oppose Mr.. Deuster. 1t is sufi-
cient for brother Carr to know that Deus
ter is the regular democratic nominee.
This covers the multitude of sins with all
such independent gentlemen. Mr..
Williams position on the River and Har-
Dor bill is objectionable with the Birds
and the Cars but the same course pur-
sued by Mr.. Deuster is all right. Out
upon such inconsistency.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
ALYING PLATFORM.

The Delavan "Independent" crowd,
who are running the John Winans cam
paign, appear before the public as libel
ers and defamers as well as in other I'M
enviable roles. Ia their platform they
openly charge that Mr. Williams voted
in Congress for the appropriation of five
thousand dollars to pay for the lunch and
liquors used by the Congressman who at
tended the funeral of the late President
Garfield and also that he was present at
the funeral and help do the drinking. We
leave Mr.. Williams to answer this infa-
nous charge which he did at Kenosha
last Wednesday evening. Mr. Williams
after remark ing that he was not at the
funeral alluded to, and therefore witness
ed none of the scenes there, turned to the
reporters and requested that his precise
language be taken down. He then said:
81 pronounce the statement, that either
voted for, sanctioned, supported, or in
anywise approved of the above expendi-
ture, as unqualifedly false, without one
shred or patch Of truth to stand upon and
l call upon the authors CT this large, pro-
duce the proof, retract the charge, or
stand as self-confessed liars before all hon
cradle menu Mr.. Williams then remark
ed that he held in hand copy of the
record of the House ofRepresentatives re-
lating to the natter, attested by the jour
nal clerk thereof, but that he thought
that he would not just now furnish the
information to the gentlemen who frame
platforms and found parties to stab the
old Republican organization to the DEATH"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
FIRST CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT

A Madison correspondent of the Chi
cago Inter Ocean, under date of October
Sd. deals with the matters in this Con-
gressional district as follows:
1t is a fact we'll known in Rock Coun.
ty, but perhaps not so fully appreciated
elsewhere, that the most of the noise and
fuss now being made in GAINESVILLE and
one or two other localities in the Sfirst
district grows out of the now open hos
tility of few disgruntled Republicans
who have heretofore done all in their
power against Mr. Williams in a covert
and quiet manner. Selling upon the
criticisms that have been put forth by
some so-called Republican papers upon
the supporters of the river and harbor
bill, these former clandestine enemies
make use Of the sentiment, supposed to
be somewhat extensive, to said bill, as
pretext for doing openly and boldly and
with much parade of purity, what they
have heretofore been doing in ambush
The new cases of detection among Re-
publicans in the localities named are very
few and ofno prominence or influence.
Occasionally man has been found
Who without informing himself at all in
regard to the merits of the question, has
been, led to express opposition to Mr..
Williams on account of some supposed
error or wrong in his vote on said meas
ure, but it is SAID TO be a noticeable fact
that already some of those who unguard
eddy and thoughtlessly declared opposi-
ton to our worthy member, and there
fore have been counted by the eager and
hungry democrats as certain to vote
against that gentleman, are beginning to
think seriously of the consequences of op.
posing lifelong Republican and faith
full public servant, and thus endangering
the supremacy Of Republicanism and
| making possible the inauguration.of old
fashioned Democratic rule over all of our
National interests. 1t is true there, as
everywhere, that no honest Republicans
can think of the possibility of the latter
contingency but with shudder.
The influence Of the second sober
thought is especially marked since the
candid and earnest appeal and argument
by Ex-Governor Fairchild at GAINESVILLE
last week. That patriotic and eloquent
gentleman, SO efectually exposed the
fallacy and criminality of the position O
those Republicans who entertained The
thought of abandoning their party ano
principles, and laboring under the sue
cess of their lifelong political enemies
because of some one supposed mistake
that the faltering and hesitating are fac
ing squarely about and again taking step
to the music of the Union and the granC
old Republican party. Already the ole
Bourbon corpse, that has lately manifest
ed some little symptoms OF animation
1 through the galvanic influence of few
Republicans, who for the moment came
in contact with the"putrid reminiscence, -
is settling back into its sepulchral cere
ments. Governor Fairchild has prom
ised to lend his valuable aid, still further
towards the close of the canvass, in the
First district, in wiping out the traces O
the party against whose purposes ano
forces he shot, and which were instru
mental in depriving him of an arm ir
front of Gettysburg.
REPUBLICAN.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
Republican Nominations.
FOR MEMBER OF CONGRESS,
FIRST DISTRICT,
CHARLESG. WILLIAMS,
of Rock County.

For State Senator
JESSE STONE.
For Sheriff
w. F. SONIMERFIELD.
For County Treasurer
DARIUS REED.
For County CLERK
r. n. POTTER.
For Register of Deeds
EMIL SCHUHRER.
For District Attorney
G.. A. CASWELL.
For Surveyor
C.P. GOODRICH.
For Coroner
G.. COPELAND.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11

The idea of any portion of the Repub-
licans of Jefferson County being gulled
into the support of John Winans for Con
gress with snch dyed-in-the-wool Edemo-
Gratis as George w. Bird and I. T. Carr
acting as his chief cooks and bottle wash
ers is too ridiculous a proposition to be
entertained by sensible people for mo.
ment.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11
ANOTHER GRIEVANCE,

The Jefferson Banner foams out of the
mouth because the Republican conven-
ton of the Second Assembly district "stu-
diously avoided, ITO use its own language,
"the question of submitting an amend
ment to the people in favor Of prohibit
ing the manufacture and sale Of intoxi-
eating liquors, and failed to ipledge the
nominee to that important measure"
Had the convention passed in favor of
the prohibition amendment and pledged
the nominee to its support then brother
Carr would have been happy. Things
don't run at all to suit Carr and the Ban
ner this year. I. T., try some of Mrs.
Winslow's decoction for your ailment
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11

The total number of pensioners on the
government roll during the fiscal year
ended June Goth last, was 2S5, 697, an in
crease ever the previous year of 1897.
The total amount of pensions paid last
year including cost of disbursement as
heretofore reported, was $55. 296, 2SO. "a.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-10-11

HE democrats gained a sweeping vic
tory in Ohio yesterday, electing Supreme
Judge, Secretary of State, member of
Board of Public Works and 10 of 81
members of Congress. The temperance
issue contributed largely to the defeat of
the Republicans. Many Republicans did
not vote while the Democrats true to ira
dition were On hand in full force.