The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-25

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'rhe melancholy days have come,
The saddest Of the year."
from the bough and sent whirling to the
ground by chill airs and wintery winds, y
these summary toys will be laid aside and
the plebeian pants of full length drawn
over the calves which erstwhile were the
admiration of the soulful souls OF anguish.
ing, sunhower maidens.
THE wEARERs OF THE SHORTS.
Mr.. T. H. Kehoe is an acknowledged
sesthete and leader of fashion. He will
wear blonde silk hose and pair of knee
pants that have dreamy, PARKWAY look
His lower limbs are as though chiselled
from Partisan marble by some angelo.
Mr.. Ed. Houx is built from the ground
up. This is not an aesthetic figure Of
speech He * delighted with the innova-
ton and will don MORE antique coverings
trimmed with passamenterie.
Mr.. Arthur Mal:hy is rather too tall and
slim to hope for conquest at once, but he
will diet On Ill cake by advice OF his
friends.
Mayor Messerly reduced himself in his
recent race, BIT; since coming in ahead un-
der the wire, he has been gradually pick
ing up. His hose will he adorned with the
verbs: "For MAYOR, 1888, {. T.. Messerly."
Mr.. Emmei King has ne irregularities
in his frame. The calves OF his legs pro-
trude like the hump on camel's back. In
No. II hose he will shine like a newly
painted wagon at country fair.
Mr.. Gus Lamy, the tail blonde, is not
committed AS yet. He has not vet con-
tracted with LatOur for photographs, should
he appear.
Mr.. Charles Taylor will not have to
spend cent for padding. He will make a
true knight of the Garter.
Mr.. Frank Hardcastle is accounted So
ciety favorite. He will make up in lovely
style with silk stockings and low-cut shoes.
Mr. Charles BallOu, of the Garrison
house, is plump enough TO satisfy the
taste of Feejee cannibal. There is dan
ger that his hose will split up the back.
Mr. Price King is a real sunfower young
man. He has been developing muscle be-
tween the knee and ankle by constant
practice on roller skates.
Mr. Harry Black is rather on the match
order of build, but he is vigorously kick
ing rolls of carpet in order TO get there.
He hopes TO be a credit 10 the crowd.
Mr.. Harry French left, but when he
heard of the new move he returned at once
While he has never keen asked to pose as
a statue, he will, nevertheless, try 10 keep
his hose from wrinkling in the back.
One of the nattiest dressers in the city is
Mr.. Henry Meuschke. What he lacks
Drawn he will make mp In bran.
Nr. Ed. Ilgenfritz will appear in Early
Breakfast" hose. which are said by his lady
friends to be Just too lovely for anything.
Mr.. Joe Black has laid in a supply OF
cardinals. He has an artistic eve for SYM
phony in colors and will keep both ends
all samee.
Mr.. r. T. Gentry boasts a more artistic
limb than the one on which Oscar stands.
He will be greatly admired.
Though small, Mr.. Cord Hall is certain
that he will need no ballast. His hose
will not be bought at the 90 cent store.
When il comes to shape, Mr.. Babe
Mills SHES his castor before any of 'em. II
is limited that there is a slight detosr in
one of his limbs. The rumor, il 10 hoped,
is false.
They say that Mr.. Ed. Hancock is not
bit frightened. He brags about his
calves and rolls up his pantalooRs with
evident delight. His limbs are quite
classical.
Prof. David Webb blows SO muck that
il is thought he has had no tine to attend
to any part of his anatomy except his
wind machine. But as he is gay gallant
he will Join the procession.
Shoveling black diamonds is great pro-
moter of leg muscles, and for this reason
Mr.. Warren Galbreath will shine along with
the rest of the stars. His hose will he
black silk, adorned with pictures Of Boreas
and a base burner.
When it comes to the too too touches,
Mr.. George Galbreath must not be left
out. He will wear sky blue stockings,
cut bias. with profusion OF delicate
frills