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The true northerner., 1882-04-28

MOSES How, ESQ, of Haverhill, Mass,
strongly indorses St.Jacobs Oil for rheuma-
tism, etc, from the observation of its effects
in his factory as also in his own family-so
we see from one of our Massachusetts, ex-
changes es.-Brid1epor (Ct.l Standard.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

UNCLE SANS CONDITION PowDEB prevents
disease, puriies the blood improves the appe-
tite, gives q smooth and glossy coat of hair and
keeps the animal in good condition. 1t cures
Distemper Coughs, Colds, Fevers and most Of
the diseases to which Horses, Cattle, Sheep,
Hogs and Poultry are subject, and should be
used by every one owning or having the care OF
stock. Sold by all Druggists.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28
- There's Nothing Like Them"

DAVENPORT. Iowa, June =, 1881.
H. II. WARNER K Co.: SirS-I suffered for
years with weak kidneys, bihousness and con-
stipation. Your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure
and Safe Pills relieved all these troubles in
deed there's nothing like them.
MARTIN Il. GREELEY.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

ALL Druggists should have DIR. Sykes Sure
cure for Catarrh and atmospheric Insuffla-
tor" but if they have not, you can send direct
TO the Doctor 169 Madison St. Chicago, for
them. Catarrh has at last found o master.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

YouNa or middle-aged men suffering from
nervous debility, loss OF memory premature old
age, az the result of bad habits, should send
three stamps for Part VII. of Dime series pam
phlets. Address WoRI.p's DIsPENsARY MEDI-
CAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28
skinny Men.

"Wells' Health Renewer," restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual
Debility. OIL. Druggists. Send for pamphlet
to Il. s. WKIIA, Jersey City, N. ].
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

SEIZED the occasion; $50 you would not
take me to be twentyp" said young lady to
her partner while dancing a polka one even
ing. "What would you take me for, then?"
"For better, for worse" replied he and he was
accented
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

"HA, old fellow, do you know that some OF
your enemies at the club are circulating ugly
stories about you-saying that Soand-so
slapped your face publicly last week ?" "Well,
he did. and have cut him dead ever since;
what more do they want ?"-Pdris paper.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

BonINa hair In a solution OF tea will darken
it, says an exchange but some folks don't Ike
to have their tea darkened in that way.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28
CROOKED HAERTEL."

Accept thousand thanks for that golden
remedy" / suffered for many years with rheu-
matte pain in my limbs. My legs were drawn
together, and people called me "Crooked Haer-
TEL" l used ST. JACOBS OIL and was cured, and
now feel so well that think could dance, as In
my young days, JOHN HAERTEI., Fremont, III
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

A BALD HEADED professor reproying youth
for the exercise OF his fists ave light with
our heads at this college" The youth reflected
moment and then replied: "Ah, see, and
you have butted al Your hair of"
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

A DRINKING man was told by bis physician to
hold his breath while he counted his pulse, but
he couldn't do it. His breath was too strong
for him.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

BEwAnE.-Do not let your Druggist palm OF
on you any new, cheap remedy for colds when
you inquire for DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup or you
will lie disappointed. Price 25 cents hottie.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

r. r. REARDsLEE, Druggist, of Odessa, Mo. !:
81 have handled Piso's Cure for years, and
am never afraid to recommend it."
The true northerner., 1882-04-28
EVERY HoMu should contain Eilert's Extrac

EvERY HoM1 should contain Eilert's Extract
Of Tar and Wild Cherry. This celebrated remedy
will surely cure Colds, Coughs, Group, Catarrh,
Consumption and all Bronchial complaints.
Common Colds neglected, are the cause of one
half the deaths. Don't wait for sickness to come,
but this day take homo bottle of Eilerts Ex-
tract Of Tar and Wild Cherry, for it may save
the life Of loved one, when delay would be
death Sold by all Druggists.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

A BosToN paper is in "favor Of women vot-
ing If they want to-" Western paper would
like TO see the man who would make them vote
if they didn't want to.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

ONE OF our best humorous versiicrs begins a
poem thus "'I cannot sing tonight. love,
che silently did say" She must have broken
the silence all 10 pieces whom her words
dropped.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

A GEORGIA politician went to Wash
ington in search of an Office. Deceived
by the fattering promises held out to
him, he telegraphed home: "Things
are working; will be home in few
days" Not long afterward he again
telegraphed home: Things have
worked send me S25 to get home"
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

IT was Sydney Smith who retorted upon 3. ne
one who had called him an everyday man
"Well, if l am an every day man, you are a
weak one 4"
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

WHERE machinery is used the Drew Oil Cup
will save 30 per cent. Of oil. Write for circular.
Borden, Solleck d Co., Chicago, Ill
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

USE the Frazer Axle Grease, tbs the best in
the world-will wear twice as long as any other.
Ask your dealer for it, and take no other.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

on, Bohemian fash
ion with all its
worldly store upon
its back. On the
same beach may be
found our crusta-
cean edible - the
crab whose chief
apology for exist
ing at all seems TO
10 be its ability to
furnish a delectable
r,anal ~ forfttnofA
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using juniper Tar Soap, made toy
Caswel Hazard & Co., New York.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

WEAK women young or old. married or sim
gle, will be greatly benefited by Kidney-Wort.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

SEND name and address to Cragin & Co.,
Philadelphia, Ps, for cook book free.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

DR. PIERoE's "Favorite Prescription is the
debilitated woman's best restorative tonic.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28
"QUAKERo BRICK MACHINE.
WELLINGTON, o. PAMPHLETS FREE.
ARCHITECT tg-Goqntryy g :, houses special,

CARD Collectors. New Designs Sample SO. List
~ Pree. j. w. NEVILLE, 237 Broadway Brookyn,N Y.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

A BOOK on the proper treatment Of the Throat and
. Lungs, by Hunter ID lO3 State St Chioago free
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

or n @00 per day at home. Samples worth &5 free
% tO VZU Address STINsoS 4 Co.. Portland. MI.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

ANTI-MALARIA. Remedy cert'n In action and cure
perma nent. Price 81. AntfMaara Co., Stanford Conn.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

q TO A WEEK. ef2 day at home easily made. Costly
y ~ outfit free. Address TRUE Co. Augusta, Me.
The true northerner., 1882-04-28

scc week in your own town. Terms and s5 outht
'UU free. Address H. HALLKrr 4 Co.. Portland, Ne
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Old Peoples Unconscious Jokes.

Long life and oiI habit create an amusing self-oblivion when comparison w,th others Is suggested. It is some thing like the inebrste's phantasy which makes him cnange places with the word, and think every man drunk but himself or like the simple unconsciousness O. the old English servant, who, when his master, meaning to discharge him, told hlm, "We must part, John" asked, "Where do ye propose goin' to, sir ?" .
 The old story of Thad Stevens saying to the stout young men who used tc carry him in his chair to the House of Representatives ]" Well, boys, who will carry me when you are gone? Is older tha Stevens, however original 1t mi 5ht have been with him.
 An old gentleman, 70 years old, onc5 remarked: |" 1 take paius with my writ ng, 80 that when am old 1 shall Dc able to read it"
 Another, aged IT, at the head of 4 large publishing-hou on being remon strated with for working 80 hard, an swered: "I don't feel it now, but ex. pect shall ill after life"
 The youngest daughter, of 72 years having died, one of her parents, who wa 100 years old, remarked " I always tal( thee, John, we should never rear th4 child"
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
4 Faithful Dog,

A dog in New Mexico, returning one evening with his sheep to the fold, dis covered that his master was still in his shanty, and kept very quiet. The next evening 1t was the same. But after pen ming up the sheep the dog smelled about the door, scratched, parked, and even howled, as he was getting very hungry, but his master did not move. The dog, true to his appointed duty, went out with the sheep on the third day, but that night when he drove the stock into their pen the last one to attempt to get in became the victim of the dogs appetite. This method of providing for his own wants became part of the faithful dogs daily
 uty. Every evening the last sheep to try to enter the fold was seized by him and served for supper and breakfast, and for dinner the following day. The ranch to which the dog belonged was in a soh- tary part of the Territory, and out of the track of travel or visitation. For two years from the time of his masters death-as ascertained by data left by the latter-the faithful dog tended the flock committed to his charge, and had fresh mutton for his supper every night. The flock was not decimated by this steady drain upon itsresources. On the contrary, itincreased in numbers, and when, at the end oi two years from the time of the death of the proprietor, the ranch was visited, and the remains of the owner found, tine dog was still at his pest of duty, jealously guarding his flock, and driving them to the best pasture every day and to the fold at night, before which he slept, to keeE the wild sheep eaters of the plains at a civil distance.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Travelling in Russia,

Dr. Thomas, dentist of Vienna, wa. summoned to Kirwin. in Russian Po- land, to perform dental operation upon the Countess Waleska. At the border station of Radjwilow he was stopped, re- quired to show his passport and have his baggage searched. His name at once awakened suspicion from its re- semblance to that of Thomassen, the internal machine man of Bremerhaven; and, when the officials found mysteri- ous apparatus in his haggage this suspi- cion became fixed and positive, and the unfortunate dentist narrowly escaped faring roughly. He tried to explain the working of the apparatus, but without much avail 1; and when he was finally al- lowed to go on his way detective nc. companied him until he met the ser wants and carriage of the Countess. The machine, however, had been pre- viously conHscated. Such is travelling in Russia.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Mahogany Trees.

The full-grown mahogany tree is one of the monarchs of tropical America. Its vast trunk and massive arms, rising to a lofty height and spreading with graceful sweep over immense spaces, covered with beautiful foliage, bright, glossy, light, airy, clinging so long to the spray as to make it almost evergreen, present rare combination of lcveliness and grandeur. The leaves are very small, delicate and polished like those of the laurel The flowers are small and white, pr greenish yellow. Lumbermen in felling & tree build platform twelve feet high. and cut it above the platform. thus reliuquishing twelve to fifteen feet of the largest part of the tree. Yet some trees have yielded 12,000 superf- :ial feet of lumber, and have sold for kl5 Quo.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
The Oldest Man.

There is man living in the mount sins of North Carolina, says the Louis file Courier Journal, no more than forty miles from Grcenville, s. C., wh" las reached the extraordinary age of 143 years. At the time of Braddock's defeai ie was 20 years old, and had wife and rlree children. A gentleman at Green vile states that this man, who come Town to us from former generation. Ias always been in moderate circum ,tances, lived upon coarse vegetable diet. hat he has never drank any water but ,pring water and bids fair to live many ears longer He enjHVH perfect health, possesses all of manhood's attributes md wishes to marry. He has survived ever wives, and, having lost his last me about sixty years ago, he now be yins to feel lonely.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Mexico,s Yankee Population.

Mexico is filled with Yankees, as all people of the United States are called. These Yankees embrace engineers, cap- itaIists, tourists, speculators, drummers and adventurers. The last named, how ever, are a disgrace to our nation, as they comprise gamblers, tramps and other high peT7onages of both sexes who travel iDc~ cito. The country abounds in vast natural resources, but is almost entirely undeveloped The gold and silver mines are worked on the same plan as 100 years ago. Sugar is ground, wheat gathered and thrashed, cotton spun, paper manufactured, liquors dis titled and cloth and textures of all kinds woven in the most primitive style. In fact, all labor-saving machines and the latest inventions and improvements of manufacture and agriculture are just being introduced; hence the profuse abundance of the Yankee, who, with his usual foresight and enterprise, sees an immense trade to be developed with his own country.- Cor. NcaO OrIeans Pica- | tune
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
The Trade Winds.

The earth turns on it's axis from west to east, and with it rotates daily the en- veiope of the atmosphere. The velocity of rotation at the equator is something over 1000 miles an hour at thirty de- grees distance it Is about 150 miles less. In higher latitudes 1t is still less, and at he poles nothing. Therefore, whenever .the air moves north or south on the sur face of the earth, it will carry with 1t less or gre ter velocity of the rotation than the place it passes over, and will turn into an easterly or westerly wind, ac- cording as it approaches or recedes from the equator In the region of the suns greatest heat, the air, raretied and light ed, is continually rising, and cooler cur rents come in on both sides to take the place of the ascending volume. AS these tide currents come from distance of about thirty degrees from the equator, they have, at starting, an eastward ve- locity of many miles less than the locali- ties they will eventually reach. Conse- quently they will appear to lag behind in all the course of their progress to the equator-that is, they will have a wester- " motion united with their north and south movements. These are the great .rade winds, blowing constantly from the northeast on this side, and the southeast on the other side of the equa- tor.-Londo't Truth.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
THE FAMILY DOCTOR.

THE white of an egg into which piece of alum about the size of walnut has been stewed until it forms a jelly Is a fine remedy for sprains. It should be laid over the sprain on a piece of lint and changed as often as 1t becomes dry.
 A MEDICAL journal gives the following simple remedy for relieving hiccoLgh: "Inhate the lungs as fully as possible and thus press firmly on he agitated diaphragm. In few seconds the spas- modic action of the muscles will cease.
 A STANDING antidote for poison by dew, poison oak, ivy, etc., is to take a handful of quicklime, dissolve in water, let it stand half an hour, then paint the poisoned parts with it. Three or four applications will never fail to cure the most aggravated cases.
 THE cure for night sweats depends entirely on the cause. Malaria gives rise to it, and then the cure is quinine and arsenic. Debility may cause them. In that case tonics and good, nutritious food should be used. Consumption causes it, and the cure is sulphuric acid, ten to twenty drops in water, an hour after meals. Oxide of zinc and hydro cyanite extract pills, and, above all, atro- phia sulphate, one-uwo hundredths of one grain to begin with. This must be taken with great care. Dr. Nairn, of London, says he sponges the body with tIncture of belladonna, but the drug Is too powerful 10 be used by any one but a physician.
 MILK, says Dr. J. H. Hanaford, con- ta ns all of the elements needed to sus- tain life in the young, and is one of the simplest in use - wholesome, If 1t Is pure. Its purity depends on the health of the producer, and that largely on the quality of the food eaten. If at first pure, 1t may become otherwise by care lessness. To keep 1t in tins, made of lead and arsenic, if 1t become sour, es- pecially, Is to endanger the life of the family. If uncovered or in any way ex- posed to fresh paint, or to filth or polson in any form, it soon becomes affected by absorption, since water and all liquids containing it are grand purifiers of the air, these impurities being retained in the liquids Never keep milk in newly painted pantry-only water, and that to be thrown out.
 CORN silk is said to be an efficient and powerful remedy for dropsy, bladder troubles and diseases of the kidneys. The Louisville Medical Ne,0s gives an account of the medical properties of corn silk, and the cures that have been effect ed by its use. The way to use it is to take two double-handfuls of fresh corn silk and boil in two gallons of water un- til but one gallon remains. Add sugar to make sirup. Drink tumbler of this thrice daily, and it vii relieve dropsy by increasing the flow of the urine most enormously. Other diseases of the bladder and kidneys are benefited by the remedy, which is prompt, eff cient and grateful to the stomach. The treatment can be continued for months without danger or inconvenience.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Primitive TaxidermY.

The art of taxidermy out on Vinegar Hill is yet in its infancy. The leading taxidermist of that booming gold camp IS as yet nothing but an amateur.
 The art critic of this paper is in re- ceipt of stuffed weasel, which was the first handiwork of the Vinegar Hill tax idermist. Evidently he had not tried to tsxiderm before.
 The weasel is naturally a delicate, graceful little animal, with long, slender body and fragile proportions.
 That's the reason he looks lumpy and unhappy when his remains are stuffed with baled hay.
 The dado editor who writes these hints on decorative art doesn't set him. self up ss authority. of eours-, be. sim ply desires to suggest little points of im- provement.
 This paralyzed weasel is too flat, for one thing. In preserving weasels, to avoid destroying the outline, they should not be pressed like an autumn leaf, but stuffed like bologna sausage. The casual observer will also notice that the tail of this weasel is erect, which gives him self-reliant air, which ill becomes the shy and timid little wes. gel.
 This is not true 10 nature. It jars harshly on the 9sthetic taste 10 see 6 weasel with his tail over the dash board that way.
 The weasel does not jab his tail into the middle of the horizon unless he feelt Iretty hilarious. It is not his nature We should study the habits of these an rtao1a aa.1 ryboV tbax. rs, 3~. so fur as possible to still retain the natu ral symmetry which they evinced in life
 One more suggestion. Th& wease was evidently too dead before they triel to embalm him. The weasel should no be too excessively dead when he is placed in the hands of the taxidermist. Afte the remains have laid in state for two O three weeks, it is fair to suppose tha life is extinct, and the artist may thel get his sawdust and poison ready to g to work
 The practice of embalming weasel who died the previous year is now obsc lete.
 One more suggestion and we are done In this specimen the eyes are omitted This gives to the subject vacant an preoccupied air.
 In the absence of artificial eyes, tn artist should havs inserted pair of ovel coat buttons, because the delicate tast of the brio a-bracker Is shocked when b gazes down into the lustrous depths ono so full of life and soul, but now SO flu of bran and other inexpensive stuffinE
 If the weasel were not SO emaciate s where he ought to have been plump and so bunchy where he ought to be a tenuated, he would be more true to nj ture, and the cast-iron Autograph whic we herewith present would not look { much like a club footed hat rack as does.-Laramie City Boomerang.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Ode To an Oyster-After Walt Whit.
 man.

man. Dichlamydeous dainty! Bivalvular beauty! Conchferous creature, to prove thee is duty. Stranger from Chincoteague Sali- ferrous strangerl Art thou, when swallowed, an epizoon hanger?
 Monocular morsel. With never dorset. Whence thy maternity? Whence thy paternity? Whence thy fraternity? Art thou nomadic? or nature spora- dIc?
 But mayhap thou'rt addic- Ted to silence? Sol
 ln thy submergence- Excuse the divergence This superexcrescence- Saving your presence. Then prove thy salvation, But annihilation Awaits thee.
 Waiter this shell Open it well Succulent snoozer-there you are you, sir
 There on the fork-light as air l raise thee
 And praise thee Thou art gone! Thy lot it is sad. Here waiter Confound you Tha oyster was bad
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Notice of Forfeiture.

Notice is hereby given to James Coakley that the undersigned have performed the annual as- sessment work-amounting to S100--for the triet, Pinal county A. T., and you are hereby notified that unless you pay your proportion of the same, to-wit: S33, within ninety days from the date of the publication of this notice, your interest in said mine will be forfeited to the undersigned according to law, and you will also pay for this advertisement.
 M. L. MORAN,
 PAT. MORGAN. February II. 1882. 46-13
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25

TUN1s owes much of its old reputatio' o the manufacture of the skull cal worn by Orientals, for which it was one. famous. At former period 1t was ai- most the only place in which these caps were manufactured. In the last century 70, 900 person were employed in Tunis n making skull caps, and 5000 bales oi spanish wool wero annually used in tie lnhnIlfacllarn.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Cradle Songs.

The most popular of German lullabies is a truly-Teutonic mixture of piety, wonder-lore and homeliness. Wagner has introduced the music to which it is sung in his Siegfried Idyl." We have to thank a Heidelberg friend for the text:
 s,eep, baby, sleep;
 Your father tends the sheep; Your mother shakes the branches small, whence happy deans fin showers fall;
 s.eep, baby, seep.
 Sleep baby, H'eep;
 Tho sky is ful of sheep;
 The stars the Ian b O. heaven are, Tor whom the shepherd moon doth care;
 sleep baby, sleep.
 sieep, baby, s,eep;
 The hrist-child owns a sheep; He is bimse1 the amb of God;
 The world to save, to death He trod;
 s.eep, babs, sleep. In Denmark children are sung to sleep with a cradle hymn which Is believed (so we are informed by youthful cor respondent) to be "very old" It has seven stanzas, of which the first runs, "Sleep sweetly, little child lie quiet and still as sweetly sleep as the bird in the wood, as the flowers i'll the mt adow. Gud the Father has said, Angels stand on watch where Mine, the little ones, are in bed" A correspondent at War. Grw (still more youthful sends us the even-song of Polish children The stars shine forth from the b ue ky; How grest ana wsuer5us is 0oAs zightl Bhins, s.evr. thrsskt sp eternity,
 His witness in the night.
 Oh. Lord Thy fired chr dren keap;
 Keep as who know and feel Thy might; Turn Thine eye on us as we sleep,
 And give us all goodnight
 e,-fne, stars Gods sentinels on high,
 Proc aiIners of Ills ? wer and might; May all things evil fr m us ny
 Oh. stars, goodnight, goodnight --Fraser's MaguEins.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-02-25
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of Fordyce Phelps, deceased. Notice is hereby given by the undersigned, executor of the last will and testament of Fordyce Phelps, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons hav ing claims against the said deceased, to exhibit them with the necessary vouchers, thin ten to the said executor at the office of Smith and Davis, at Florence, in the county of Pinal, A. T
 AARON MASON, Exeeutor.
 Dated at Florence A. T.. Feb. 8, 1882 46-5