Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-09-06

green dppIeo Ia" He 1hiS "N''~
year may get some kind of notion |
how it was that the first one brought |
misery into the world.
To strengthen and build up the sys-
tenn, trial will conYince you that
Browns Iron Bitters is the best medI- |
cine made.
A corner in matches is the latest
speculative scheme. The fellow at the
head of it is preparing himself for the
hereafter. He Is afraid that brim'
stone will be scarce in the lower
religions.
What is more nasty than running
sores, ulcers, pimples, boils, scrofula,
erysipelas, etc? Now "Lindsey's Blood
Searcher" cures them all.
A Washington county man jumped
in front of a moving train to rescue
a two dollar bill that he had dropped.
His fuueral expenses where thereby
rsduc ell 81, the bill being found tightly
grasped in his mutilated hand.
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
COMPOUND doubtless ranks hrst as
8 curative aGagt IN all diseases of the
procreative system, degeneration ol
the kidneys, irritation of the bladder,
urinary calculi, &C., &c. Send to Mrs
lydia +. Pinkham, 233 Western Ave
ue, Lynn, Mass, ior pamphlets.
Farm laborers are said to be so
scarce in Motana that $40 and $50
month IS in vain offered for them.
Farmers are forced to let their cows
browse around on tie meadows with
full udders, because they cannot get
hands enough to milk them.
Phe .aos. aatoaiehed man the clerk
of the O'Bren county tlowa1 Conrt
ever saw was one who recently applied
for marriage license, and nearly went
crazy when he found that just twenty
four hqgrg before another fellow had
secured license TO naIry the same
girl.
An aesthetic invitation to dinner
concluded with these words: 81 have
asked four minds to meet you"
rThanks,n . replied the uncultufed one.
'I'm awful sorry not to cope, ppt
haye already accepted an invitation to
dine with four stomachs the same
night"
The people of the United States
have their ''sweet tooth" very largly
developed, the annual consumption OF
sugar reaching the enormous total OF
9. 200. 900 900 pounds, forty-four
pounds per capita But of this
o mount we produce only 250,OO0,000
pounds.
A Bellefonte boy stole his mothers
canary bird, and sold it to a man who
had just lost one, for 81, and the dead
bird in exchange, and when his
mother was overwhelmed with grief
and gave it fearful burial, he assisted
her with the money jingling in bis
pockets That boy will some day
drift to New York and become great
inancier
SKILL IN THE WoRKsHoP-To do
good work the mechanic must have
good health. If long hours of confine-
ment In close rooms have enfeebled his
hands or dimmed bis sight, let him at
once, and before some organic trouble
appears, take plenty Of Hop Bitters.
His system will be rejuvenatcd, his
nerves strengthened, his sight become
clear, and the whole constitution be
built up to higher working condi
tion.
The farmers living along the line of
the West Shore Railroad are puzzled
for once in their lives, and that is how
the Italian laborers on the road can
eat what they do and live. The
whole country in the vicinity where
they are at work is stripped Of all kiods
Of weeds, some of which the lower
order of animals will not eat, the
| Italians gather aud boil for greens"
A great many incredulous people have
visited the camps of these Italians and
watched the the boiling of the weeds
| in huge kettles. ODe old farmer said
that, after all, these Italians were some
good, for they cleaned his place Of
weeds Kingston Leader.
A rapid penman can write Thirty
words 10 a minute. TO do this he
must draw bis pen through the space
of a rod, sixteen aud half feet. In
forty minutes his pen travels iurlong
We make, on an average, sixteen
curves or turns of the pen in writing
each word Writing thirty words in
minute, we must make 4S0 turns to
each minute in an hour, $4,000; in q
day of only five hours, $4,000; in a
year Of 300 such days 43 200, 900.
The man, therefore, who made 1000
900 strokes with his pen was not at
all remarkable. Many men--newspa-
per writer's, for instance-make 1000
900 Here we have, in the aggregate,
a mark 800 miles long 10 be traced on
paper by such writer in year.
II see our new shoolmarm has got
some new fangled notions abont
'stronomy, observed old Sam Meyer,
gazing placidly at the dying tints in a
Nebraska sunset. "But ! TUX 'em all
out of Jane Opheely She cum homo
from school one AFTERNOON and
gormed me all over with rubbish
about the sua not rising not at all and
dead loads of ist sich trash. But !
mighty quick convinced her that vixen
the wind was powerful strong from the
west the sun was delayed from an
hour to an hour aud half in giltin'
up, and then ! locked her up inter the
'front.' bedroom to preponderat0 on it.
She'll larn arter while to take her old
dads word IN preference to some
banged and frizzlcd schoolmarm.
When Cinnamon on board quar-
antined ship in San Francisco harbor
desires to be taken ashore, he produces
imitation pustules on his fu G and body |
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