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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

WORK ON TIE CANAL. The work ofleugti-
eDrg fourteen locks Of the Chesapeake and
Chic Canal i, being pushed forward IS rapidly
as possible. The impr1v ants, it is stated. vi |
be conf eted By March ~. the usasl time Tor
opening navigation. Eight of the locks are now
under way. The work would all have been
finished sooner blu. for the inability of ihs con-
tractors 10 furnish lumber. The locks are
Ter g:nened from 100 to i0J feet! the center G, te
bsiag retained to be used in case only one Doat
is passing through at time New drop gates
will be pu! in with an increased nun ,r of pad-
dies, CT greater area
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

The Heather Probabilities. FEB. II. 1852
For tho Midcl, States warmer fair weather
winds shi ting 10 sou.heas.efly and lower pres
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

RIVERSIDE PURIFIED Whisky frlo fem
all impurities. Osy SO guilou.
GEO. McBUaNEY e Son, Aren's,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

TEMPERANCE Capt. + NJ. Lester. CT
Chicago delivered en- interesting address st The
regular meeting o! the Reform CLUB i:st night
largo audience was present.
A large and interesting temperance naeiiag
designed Is oecially for CHI ldren was held in the
Z. Church til, afternoon. uIder the auspices
OF the Womans Christian Teup srance Union
o! this city, st which ,here were present several
talented lady speakers. Ill ,m erg OF the Nat al
Momen's Unto. Aocrass,s we're made by
MIs Mary a. Woodbridge AID o'hns. To-
moiroS afternoon q meeting will be held in the
rms. Presbyterian Church, in which Mis- Buel,
OF Now York; Mrs. Wood bridge, Of Ohio Mre.
Mcleod, OF Baltimore; Mrs. Roach. of WIS.,
'9g,or, and o!Aers vi, take pirt. Tomorrow
H'gos mIs. Woodbridge will aeIivsr q temper
ance address in the NJ. L. Cku'th Ga MonGsy
aH"rnoon thu closing m seting of the s'res will
De ND IN tho IL z Church. The II d tas. who
Ire sent out by the Na.ionsl Union, will than
proceed 20 Richmond
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11
EesE EAE.E. aFsx ;:GaT.

TOR SALE AT n BAEGAIN-cta.is
- and vary d:s;rsbls trd vsluah'n HAhi:-
HOUSE and WHARF PROPERTY koopn IS
FOWLE'S WHARF, in hlex4ndli', Vi7ii3i,.
now occupied By Gel Philip .. s.oos, cofn.n
sion merchant; w,te' sboa. ,! ccs' s3caI BIS
ind large VS. els l>ld It The ~hhlf
Is. W. Fer VICE., (cwaer)
Ledroit Bulldog. Washington. u. .
jsh2}1nl or to p. B boce on the premises
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

he MARKET The market this morbi1g,
S SL,!e poorly supplied with vegetables and
s!ae' ar.icl.s lad mitch improved sppearsl ce
tables were unchanged Meats Of all kinds
were selling at considerable advance IS fol-
.O"s: Beet-sirloiu steaks 1Sc rer 10; round l5c;
tteIosIIoin lS.20c; rib rosst l23tlSc; stew and
o oy 'ag iieces S,l0c; corned beef SAl0c; v,sl
TT.!eIs lSs2Oc; ross; l2iH; chops 15,; lamb l5s
80 mNHcn roast l2i.15,; pork steak lie; hams,
amohed' Toe; middlIng and shoulders l2isl5,;
eo,ned PORK l2!c; sausage meat l2!c; linked
s1ussge, smoked and ursnoked l5c. Lard is
~" Selling ST li,1:c per ID, but i. is predicted
,mN IN short time. during the Lenten sessoD,
s Saen housekeepcrs arc compelled to use great
.es' {" II fo' frying fresh fish, il will be l7slS,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

RAILROAD ACClDENT.-T8o freight trains.
| north and south bound. on the Virgins Mid
land RailWsy. while travelling at rapid rate
| around the curve of tho Twelve mile post, lust
abov sR,vensworth.b between Burke 3 station and
Sprineh:li, oime into collision this afternoon,
making q complete wreck If large number Of
cars. besides damaging the engines, and
badly itjuriug James Fl zzersli, the 6rt-
man OF the nortt-bound train. Of which Ed
Hall Was engineer ADD Frsok Daley eonduc-
tor. The soutt-Oouud train Was 10 charge of
Thomas Keys, conductor. aud Thomas Spioks
eneinee:. and Charles Crunp ftenso As
soon ss tho new, of the disaster was rec:iyed
mere Wrtckirg train. on which vas
DIS. L:wis. Powell aud Smith. the officers of
the company, and large plumber of .rpente1s
snd laborers. Wss dispatched TO the scene of the
accident. Tois train had not returned at 4:3O
O'clock. aud the details of the accident could
not ba learned. Ffzgerald, the Injured mn,
resided 10 lbe county. about nile ircm this
city.
THE JUDGgsHlp The Ju1eeship Of tho
Corporsi)u Court Of this city is still the sub
.ct OF mu,h Speculation. Mr.. Il. r. Wi5dscr,
few days ago Submitted prono!i,ion to
Judge Ssnns:er aod M,jor N. B. Masd, that
the candidates for tho position submit their
| claims to The r,.dja ster PATTI Of Alix.ndris.
and that each OF them-Wincsor. S2Dgstcr
| and Meads-seloot ono person to oct az board
to decide upon the qualification of the voters 10
| the proposed primary election. Msj Meade, it is
ssidreiustd to entertain the proposition. Judge
SsDes er replied that if apy we'll de6ced plan
cou'd be adopted be was noR, as he had always
beec, willing to submit his claims either to tbs
whole people or to the read nsler p.rty of the
city. hut he did DOT thick the reaGastsr eau
Gus wcu'd make an exc .pion in this case AID
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11

ART ILLUSTRATIONS West Il Palmer
Arr l'Iuiriuous wiII ba presented o, Armory
IL Ian Monday AID Tuesday tvJniogs ntx'.-
ihCas entertainments. similar to those given
oy ff0t Cromwell 10 this city i.w years ngo.
oa'y 'he pictures arc larger. sre tho test, 10
eVly ssnse Ct Il word. ever offered to the
lu9Ac. Thew sro not only educational. giving
Inc people koos ledge Of persoos. plsc:s aod
oicsS that c.u!i not otherwise BE- obtained i q
agar OF fareisn travel. but highly Interesting
London, the great city. Paris. the beautiful
ci'y, sni Italy, the land of art. with al the
Grand places and beautiful &c merry. together
wan the ststusry of the masters will be pre-
se1ted 10 manner never surpassed. Ali who
H.eni the entertainment will be ampl2 repaid
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-02-11
EOK SALKOR RsNI..


from the South end of the Long Bs'dso. in full
view oflhs Ospi!ol Said farm hss bsen us:l
as Q Dairy Farm for tho last thirty years /
will SSH the whole in body OF divide it in threu
farms OF about 100 acres each. Improvemsuts
good. Terms easy. Persons Wishing TO ins oert
the property can reach the Sans by Washington
and Ohio K. 4. at Arlington Station, which is
about mile distant AID II mic from Fort
RunJ Ga on the Washington and Alex,ndri. K.
4. For particulars enquire Of the subtcrlbcr.
dec6-tf s. B. GOHHkTF.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

TIE SxoB FAMILY RUsr10AT1Ha.-
Dir. and Ars. Snslb and rhe little
Snots mugt have lresh air and ra-
creation out OF town. It's sometimes
their pleasure to show their fne
clothes and diamenlIs at 3 costly hotel
But there are ti.nsa when Mr.. Snob
wants to economics He rejects that
Il be goes with his fatally to lesser
boarding honse there IS no Law pre-
venting them from sitting on the pr
sieo 81 the big hotel, airing their sEyla
and nlcksisa their tsela = If flke9 IT,
81 R l as
teeth in pabIic i an uncouth and nn-
gentlemanly trick. but Snob does il in
sight Of all men, and is deeply con-
scions of bis Importance while he does
so. As he walks the halls Of the pop
ular hotel or lounges in its Office or
bar room, he congratulates himself
that he is putting on considerable
style at small expense.
When Dir. Snob mingles with his
fellowboarders at the less pretentious
hostelry he carries with him the air
of one who belongs at a much more
stylish place. lie looks down on the
rest of the company as of very little
account. Il is for him and his party
that the house is managed and for
their comfort and enjoyment that the
croQuet sets, the beHt chairs and the
choicest corners of the porticoes are
created. His family assert their SUI
periority over the others bv gathering
themselves into little group and re-
fnsing to associate with anybody else.
From behind the barricade of their
own self-importance they shoot out
the envenomed tongue of criticism
against the raiment, the habits and
the genealogy OF those whom they
dislike. table they whisper severe
remarks about others and show by the
upturned nose, the wiuking eye or the
pouting lip that they are taking note
Of the saying and doing of those who,
instead Of being made like themselves,
Of porcelain, are made of ordinary
clay.
When Snob aud his family 60 home
there is sense of relief at the board
ing house. The rest Of the boarders
gratefully realize that they are no
longer the subjects Of inspection or
the victims of unfavorable criticism.
They can wear what they please. with
out being annoyed by having it inti-
mated that the goods with which Mr..
Snob has provided his family are
more costly or in better style They
can eat their meals in peace, without
worrying over the probability that the
Snobs will take away their appeiites
by saying or doing something unpIeas-
ant. The servants are glad, for the
Snobs are difficult people 10 wait on.
I'd are always complaining about
something or other. Yet the family
will always be more or less present
at summer resorts. Their presence
must be endured, like inat OF ihe
mosquitoes.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

BIGGEsT Times ON EARTH.-The
highest range Of mountains on earth
is the Himalayas. in Asia, the mean
elevation being estimated at from I6,-
600 to 1900 feet above the sea.
The largest city in the world is
London. It's population numbers
3,020,S71 souls. New York, yith a
population Of about l,250.000, comes
fifth in the list Of great cities.
The largest island in the world il
Australia. Il Is $500 miles in length
from east 20 west, and 1850 miles
from north to south.
The longest span Of wire in ths
world is used for telegraph in India
over the river Kistnah, betasen Be-
zorao and Sactanagrum. It is more
than 5000 feet long, aud is stretched
between two hills, each Of which is
100 feet high.
The largest body Of fresh water on
the globe is Lake Superior. 400 miles
long. 160 miles wide at is greatest
breadth, aud having an area Of 3d.
900 square miles. It's mean depth is
said 70 be 300 aud It's greatest depth
about 900 fathoms. It's surface is
about 635 feet above the level Of the
sea.
Some Of the tallest trees are 476
feet high and 35 feet in diameter.
Some OF the largest that have been
felled indicate an age from 1000 TO
$500 years.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

RULES FOR LIvING.-I am no doctor,
quack, or pill-vender, vet / have had
a pretty good long life aud happy
one. May not, therefore, Just give
you my simple rules for h, in
hopes that some poor traveller on the
up or down hill Of life may look at
them and perhaps be benefited by
them? ] practiced them for years
and they have done me good, perhaps
they may do good to others. They
ir inexpensive. and may be sly
,andoned if they cause any harm.
l Keep in the sunlight just as
much as possible. A plant will not
thrive without the sunbeam, much less
q man.
2 Breathe as much fresh air as
your business will permit. This
makes fresh blood but it will never
be found in the four walls of your
building. Beneath the open sky, just
there, and only there; it comes to you.
3 Be strictly temperate. Yeucan-
not break organic law. or any law,
with impunity.
4 Keep the feet always warm and
the head cool. Disease and death be-
gin at the feet more commonly than
we think.
5 Eat white bread when you can
not get brown bread.
6 If out of order, see which OF the
above rules you have not observed,
then rub yourself over with towel.
saturated with warm wafer, aud when
well dried, begin upon the rules again.
Z Look ever on the bright side,
which is the heaven side Of life. This
is far better then any medicine.
These seven simple rules. good for
the valid or invalid, if rightly observ-
ed would saws. apprehend, deal Of
pain. proiong your life, and just 50 far
as the health goes. make it worth
having. Will you, then, practice
themI
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

A GRADUAL FALL.-A colo-ed man
leading a tame fox around the mar
ket By a chain yesterday in the en-
deavor to find a purchaser, and q
gentleman finally asked:
What is the animal good for, any
way
..Iist az good a. an elephant. WAS
the reply. "He's good for people to
look at
What do you ask FOR him2r
aTitv dollarsl' "Why, who ever
heard Of such q price
Tie man was moving away when
the fox owner called 70 bin.
..I)oau' you want him
"No, sir :
aWall, doan' git skeared cause !
sa;d fifty dollars, / sot dat hggsr 20
as 10 gin ye a chance % beat me down
to ten shilIiDss. an den # yon hung
On I was gwine 70 drap 70 seventy :
Eve cents IN fgow 10 de chain.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28


rs WASTED Pu1h VsLuE "A few
days ago fsr.aer on the line of the
New York Central lost a COW bv :
collision with i train. aai started in-
mesiiatsly for the managers olEiee 70
effect \ settlement.
Il understand ihat she was thin
and sick, said the manager after shs
cid man had explained his business.
Makss 10 diIsrsnea. replied tbs
farmer, dogse,lly. She was : Cow.
ana ] wauf a. lsf Aer
m All maaaF
Two hundred dollafs, returned
the farmer.
Now, look here, said the mana
ger kindly, "how much did the COW
weigh r
About four hundred, suppose
answered tue farmer.
"And we will say that heefis worth
ten cents a pound on the hoof."
''Its worth heap more than that
on the cew-catcher retorted the old
man. But we'll call it that; what
then ?"
",That makes $40" said the mana-
ger quietly. "ShAll l give you
check for $l0?"
Il tell You | want 800" persisted
the old man.
But how dc you make the differ
ence p inquired the mAaager politely.
I'm willing to pay full value, so.
How do you make the 500.
We'll, sir, replied the old man.
rising in wrath. II want this dod
burned railroad to understand that
I'm going 10 have something for tbs
good will Of that cos"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

GOSSIP ABOUT SALT.--Nothing that
we cat is more valuable than salt. nor
could anything except bread be more
missed. Animals. in fact, will travel
distances and brave great dangers to
obtain it. On the coast az Sierra
Leone brothers will sell their sisters.
husband their wives, and parenes their
children, for salt. In the district Of
AGRA, or on the gold coast OF Africa.
a handful of salt is the most valuable
thing on earth, after god, aad will
purchase a slave or two. Salt with
the Bambsrs is such luxury that 10
say of a man, "he Aavors his food with
salt, is to imply that he il rich. No
stronger mark Of affection can be
shown in Mnscovy than the sending
of salt from the tables Of the rich To
their poor friends. Splitting salt was
held to be an unlucky omen by the
Romans and the superstition has des-
cended TO ourselves. Leonardo de
Vinci availed himself Of this tradition
in his famous picture OF the "Lo-ds
Supper. to indicate Judas Escariot by
the salt-ceIlar knocked over acciden-
tally by his arm. When we say of a
lazy fellow that be does not earn his
salt we unconsciously allude 10 AN
ancient custom amoag the Romans.
Among them mau was SAID TO be in
possession OF a "salary" who had his
''saIa' ium, his allowance of salt
wherswith TO SAVIOR Ghe food BY which
he lived. Thus salary comes from
sall-and in this view Of the word
how many there are who do not "earn
their sal. ?"
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20 thsTraveling Public.

Having leased tie property known rs
Aoore's Hotel, Leonardiou n, Nd, Tor iwo
9ears, commencing the lsi ct January Iss..
] resperisully inform the pu lic Ihni man
agesnent will n0w le GRdIr my exclusive d.
Fectiun and that na pains or expense viii be
spared to maintain the isish reputation - N
public resort IL hFs obtained ia The Iast and
10 increase Il IN The future. Thankful for the
liberal patronage which has heretofore beea
extended 20 the House, I respectfully solicit
continuance and increase OF ihe iavors ~ he
travelling ptblic All parties indcb.ed 90
Mis. ~. ]. Moore on Hotel aseoun are re-
minded thai the accounts due irnst Them 40
her have been Dlarei IN my hands for setfle.
mrnt and tina. no further indulgence can bo
allowed them.
HERBERT =. MOORE.
-. LeonAsdtown, Nd.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

PRvATEERs or THE WAR OF 1912 --BalIou's
Montbiy Magazine Is publishing a thrilling
series 0t privaleering sketches Of the war of
1919, by Captain George II. Coomer The
October number Of Ballou's has q spirited
story Of the exploits OF the celebrated schooner
Naedonough, shich inflicted 50 much injury
on English commerce. These historical
sketches are original aud intensely thrilling.
IL addition, Ballou's has some beautiful
Illustrations aud the following instructive
table Of rontents: Chrysanshemnms The
City Of Tarifn; FlorL Decortions; We're
Glenn; New Zealand Miss Lo; A Mid
night Battle Ia Apache Land; Which is Sad
der An Idyi of fhe Backwoods; My Mothers
Miniature Farewell An Oysier Baby; A
yissSn Views among the Wonders Of Nature !:
PrfFateers Of fbe War of leIz; Isabel Desne I;
fule-Time in ShetiaEd WitbeFed Rose I;
The Seho0lma AN % Mineral Mil Tie
Forsunes of the Gainsborough Family !:
Yoang Peoples Storg-Teller- Kidnapped in
the Dark Continent; !; Letty's Indian Boy !;
Wlsas Il JealouEs from the Spanishl; Pipes
nnd Tobace0 RRthTena Puxzit-pa9e1; The
Ladies' Own Page; EdifcFiaI Notes; The
HoHsekeeper lHFions Matters Things
Pleasant ani 0ihefwise. Our Picture GaIlerr.
Haek nuuabrFs cnn always be had Send
Tea eenls Tor . sPseisnen coy II gouf news-
1esskr G04s not have il cm saIe
P8hiisfe1 by ThpSnes Talbot - Hnwlev
STRESS, ii0slos, Mass. ~ onsy 81 SO Ter an-
num, postpaid, and lor Gaie Al al the ness
eeposs - The eonnify Al is esn;s eapv
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

~ There is an old adage that II
enough rope is given to fool he win
hang himself with it. but it appears
that ever since the world began there
Is scarcity Of rope.
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w ES1'1CRN
MAR YLAND COLLEGE
P0a STUDENTS OF BOTH SEXES. I'M
SEPARATE DEPARTMENTS.


Incorporated by Ari af Assembly IsOs
nWU ,iES enc OF the masi beautiful
y y ana hPalthfai sites In the Slafc. i.e-
& yes hnnuM appropriation from tic e. isla-
- { lot be Free y ard Of one .,insleui from,
each Senatorial District. F'rorlees rcg.e- :
eile Soom for eGek tsro sfudsas. ilas a mil
corps og competent Instructors Coarse N
sstsdS nmplc aud ihYruugh boih 10 ne PIE
j,araferg and CeIiegiofe DtDosfn.h Disri-
lsine stFi't, but ktua lrs9as trsg i.0dtsgss
Schola shipso hFce eass' Tuition or
SlnO. and 40 Students hav'rp such Scholal.
shipl DO ID, Loom, Washing, Fuel ana
ii2o' at he rate oi Sl66 G. l'er wear. lias
bteu ia Ecctss'nl ope n ion fol rs yci.rs
III fhne.frsl s -.iEnHsI s.. aisi leoins
Sat 5ih. 1887, anG rnds .ls'n- 2e'i. ssa.
f0l Caiainga. and further inlornsa ion adj
dress j. =. NARD. b. u. FreSss.an NJ.
Westminster, I'D.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

n.Is there much water in the
cistern. Biddy r inquired . gentleman
Of his Irish servant. 1T Is full on
the bottom. sir, but therss none at
the top, said Biddy.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

nw Nigor. strength and health al
fund in one bottle Of Browns Iron
Bit.ers.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

n@N No remedy has been fOu nd 70
Fever and Ague whieh proves 20 IN
iforEnIy successful as Ayers Ague
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Dislfiet.
Brown, John 7 r
Brown, Wsbster
B,1ssfold. JUs I
Fond. Lorenzo ID
Bowman, Jerrard
Bond, Garner II
Brown, John II
Chrismopd, VIM n
Curtis, Daniel
Chnnn, John u
thunn, Leafs j
Cawocd, Clement ]
Fowler, Edward II
Graves Simon Z
Ilil, Zachariah
Hayden. James A
Holt, Thomas
has den Zachariah
Hayden Jonathan
Iicri ipsan, Melvia II
Jackson, Neley
Livas, George +
LYON. Philip A
Nattinaly, Godfrey
Matiingly, Ernest n
Middleton, Robert
NatiiDgiy. Peier
Mastinsly Geo II
Oliver. homiiick S
Parsons, John
Rseaer, Wiliiim 7 A
Rusiin, Ipnaiias
Reeder, John n
Stewart Am
Turner, Thomas
Tippeit James "
Wheeler, John II
Wainwright, Richard E.
Woodland, harsdon
Il. 7. BARBER, Register.
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- Weak muscIes and nerves. sluo-
aishneaa of thought and Inactivity
cured 81 Browns n Bitsers.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28

Fifth Disiriit
Adams, john
Acton, Richard
Boyle, Michael +
Burroughs, Hszikiah d
BFisroe, Edward 7
Bnrch, Robert r
Rnrch. Frederick 7
9uEch, William s
Burch, James
Curtis, Alexander
ChappeleaF, Benjamin +
Chappelear. Richard n
ChapPclear. james w
Dtnt, Seymour
Dent, Amsndus
Dyson. Felix
Dent hilliam
Davis, Theephilus
Davis. Jacen
Fowler, William II
GFeen, GEORGE II
Hawkins. Isaac s
Hunter, Nilton .
Harrison, Thomas
iIiggs, John r
Knott, James II
keY, Philip
Long, George HI
Scott, Rolert w
shaw, J0sefh +
Sylvester. hiriarl "
Svsnorpn. Joseph 4
Smith. istnry
Wilder, William Il
Miison. Jokiah u B
Maid, James
J. GwiNE BARBER. Register
SIKH District.
Ahn1i W-~efsfuoffa,. IL
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|f1(e s week in yoar own town Terms
90 sud Is outfit &c. Address II. Hat
Il Co., Portland, kaire.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-09-28
NEWS AGENCY.

IL the most popular libraries always on
.aana. Any Enml e. of fshFaEy o. peris
|rni supufIc6 % applieasig.n.
LUKE r. MATTHEW'S.
~ hms +. Greenweli's store.
snly 20. lsS2--sf
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J. GWlNN nARBER. &C


SIKH District.
Abells Washington .
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W. 4. cARRoLL, Register
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-06-14

divided bv them into organic oN rs,
= - - xt1If r3 aReIV = z1t7li
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-06-14
VARIETIES.

A young man searching for his ia
theirs pig, accosted an Irishman as
follows: Have YOU seen stray pig
about here?" To which Pat quickly
responded: "Faltb, and how could
l tell a stray pig from any other?"
Force Of :hablt.-"Why are you
late?" asked an Austin school teacher
of a little girl, who hung her head
and said: I'VE have little baby at
our house." don't let it happen
again" said tie teacher fiercelY, and
the little girl said she would not, and
took herseat.
Let us serve God in the sunshine,
while, He makes the sun shine. We
shall then serve him better in the
dark when He sends the darkness.
1t is sure to come. Only let our light
be Gods light, and our darkness,
Gods darkness, and we shall be safe
at home when the great night. tall
comes.
The sentiment of the honeymoon
is trail thing, and after while a
man fops right through it like a
brick through a cobweb. A three
months~old bride was rafting awav
in her usual loquacious style, when
her husband, forcing himself not to
appear too severely tortured, said
"Don't you feel as if you were peril-
ling your beauty by talking so much?'
"Why SO John?" she asked with
some surprise. Because, precious,
this is summer time, and you might
get your tongue sunburnt."
Servant girl question. Matilda, a
colored servant, on being told TO
pack up and leave, blubbered dread
fully and refused t. be comforted.
The lady of the house tried to COM
fort her, telling her not to give way
SO; that she might calm on Sunday
and see the family. "Taint dat ar
| jess can't help bellerin'. l always
bellers when quits place. I has
worked for some of de lowest. down,
meanest folks on Galveston Island,
but when comes TO leab alters
bellers-and de meaner dey is the
louder bellers. Bohoo! Bobool
Oh, Lordy! My heart will bust, shuab.
Oh, Lordy! Oh, Lordy.-- Gatves>
ton NeacS.