Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1882-07-25
Spirit Of Jefferson.
TUESDAY A0gNlka. July IS, 1881.
PEN, INK AND SCISSORS.

An 0ermany even the smallest watch
wheels are now made from paper pulp.
For one Of the best assortmeuts of Tobacco
and Cigars, at low prices, go to DALGARN's.
Do 1oU wlea TO PuaIFv THE srsrsM and get rid
ders Is cts Sold by druggiats.
THaYzR's coSsuMPTIos OF CoueH CuzE is the
oest thing for Consumption known, md will cpra
An ordinary cough in thirty minutes.
A recent census shows that there ara j.
945, ,9l6 families in the United States.
DoN'r WASTE MONEY on TRASHY ertraets who,
you can buy lasting perfume so delightfully."-
fragrant and refreshing as Floreston ColoEne.
TIE BEsT Liver ASD KIDxEy ReouLAros and
doris. Sold 81 N. F. Henderson, Charlesto1n.
Always remember, when you arc in need
OF Shoes, to go to DALaARN's, gho sells
them on very short profits
Do not be deceived Insist ON having tho
genuine Browns Iron Bitters. made oniy by
the Brown Chemical Co., and take nothing
else.
Charley Ross, the missing Philadelphia
boy, was abducted July 1, 1875 If olive,
he is now twelve years old
Prof Robert Odum, of the Na.atorium.
this city, was cured of a severe attack of rheu>
matism by the, use of St. Jacobs OIL Wash>
tngton Cd. O. Star.
Guiteau's bones have had the flesh remoy-
drying on tho roof Of the Museum at Wssb>
ington.
a 8ENEFlC1RNT ACTIoN.-The miserable looks
ana feelings of those confined at desks or work
Bowels. Parkors Ginger Tonic witbant iJto OF
leatlng has such bens6cieRt action ON thosn
r6n th ana So GleaPses the poisonous matters
nealth are soon brought back again.-Erp,css
Just ns girl was about to drown herself
at Atkins, Ala, a man caught her. She
struggled, but no held her fast. "Ill give
you ten minutes to think it ovor," he said.
''nnd if you then want to die I'll let you DO
it," When the time was up he released her,
and she quietly went home. A ten-uinutes
hug had convinced her that life was worth
living.
On T1ME.-Kotwithstan tho extreme
cold weather, George II, Haglcy has already
10 store his entire Stock of Spring spd Sums
mer Goods-the largest supply ne has ovor
offered. 1t consists of Boots and shoes,
Clothing-all sizes aud prices (the trouble
| of ordering suits done away Sweet & Orrs
celebrated Overalls, also all grades of BATS
nnd Caps, Underwear, Trunks, Satchels.
Umbrellas, Gloves, Canes Jcwelry, Tobacco,
Cigars and Smoking articles. Leather and
Findings. Also large lot of Corn.
An exchange tutors this mild protest: A
doctor will sit down and writo prescription
time, i've minutes; paper and ink, quarter Of
cent, and the patient pays 81, SO, IS, $40,
as the case may be. A LAWYER writes ton or
twelve lines of advice, and gets from $40 TO
sZO from his client. An editor writes half
column putt tor man, pays a man from fifty
| cents to dollar for putting it in type, prints
1t on several dollars worth of paper, scnds it
to several thousand people and then surprises
tho pulled man if he makes any charge.
The weather for tho past three weeks has
been extremely unfuvorablo for business.
lsnd Spring Bonnets), nevertheless we have
| been kept moderately busy-and cannot con-
scientious!y complain. we have sold out Of
great many styles in difFerout classes of
| Dress Goods, but have substituted others
equally as desirable. To-day, May II.
weather propitious, and if We have oontiD>
| uatIon OF it, our business will be booming
| along at the usual ratio ''Wo nre seven -
and will wait on you promptly, nicely, and
with despatch. We will expect Won at the
May %, 1882 TWIN FKoxTs,
a Wheeling travelling man describes a
family he ran across at Cranberry as follows:
"The lady's name is Grantworth. She has
sixteen sons living, the youngest Of whom
| was with her aud who was just sixteen years
| OF age. He stands six feet six inches in his
stockings, and is the shortest one in tho FAM
v-ei' p'o uEotuer5 measuring from one to
three inches taller than himself The mother
| measures six feet four inches and the father
i've feet four inches. This interesting FAM
lily lives in Preston county, near Cranberry
| summit, and all the boys are unmarried. just
| think OF over one hundred aud ten feet of
manhood in one house"
| One of the greatest blessings that ever was
| brought to this county is the American Corn
Killer, that will remove your favorite corn in
i've days from your foot without any cutting.
| aud will remove the soreness from any corn
| or bunion in two days, and viii completely
cure either in iVo days. Price rs cents. I
witnessed the removal of Eve corns and ono
bunion; SO don't be humbugged BY so called
corn remedies, 60. By calling on me YOU
can get the boss it stands at the head of au
! other remedies.
ihsn KpSeS K ScRr Watch or cl0ck has had a hard
| Or by long and continued wear
a2s got out OF hI. and no longer ticks,
Here's the plnee for thorough repair.
Look for the Big Sign-R. A. Burton
Watch Maker, southeast corner of Main md
George sts., opposite the Court House.
| Coz. HoGASs TROPICAL GAupEr,-A. tho v;,.
tkof TO the hnltby House now ca Esrs its hoEpIte
bic portal. he cannot but be struek with EttIn
scene when opeEs before him as be advances 10