The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-07-23

II silence is golden. the deal and dumb
man is millionaire.
The Rev. Mr.. Barnes has al last found
a man who cannot be converted. He Is
ST. Louis preacher.
Little Alexander H. stephens. the de-
ceased. has been nominated for governor
OF Georgia The neA; thing in order IS
TO md Mr.. Stephens.
The desire which prompts man to At
temp, to pass muiilatcd com Is feeling
of dishonesty The honest man gives his
mu,ilated nickcls to the foreign mission
service.
A fashion article headed Wha, be-
comes stou, woman : going The
rounds OF the press Anybody can an
swer tina, question. The slim. siggiins
| girl becomes stout woman.
Il die content. said an old man. n
the soul season between the close OF the
picnic hurrah and the beginning II the
church fair imposition. send for another
doctor. desire to die Immediately.
For Arkansaw thu pillow = IL best state
IMAM AkkANsAW IRNFleR. 81 coafS'.
and tha, the reason - many az Sas;cf' Ittrvsf
Ithcre.-.Sose.si ~ .As5z.# 4sTs#
Yes, and ii is the reason 30 many arc
F. plowed under
What inspires love asks poet.
|" Grub" young man. Without, hash
there is very LITTLE affeslion in this world.
A hungry kiss is a hollow mookcTl. The
embrace inspired by beef and onions Is
strong.
The Texas >lftnSs succeeded IN de-
fea,ing Governor Roberts. But Mir. Ro-
berts should no, be offended. Iiwa, only
a Joke. In the language Of Lord Chester
field. My son. j; won't do for a politician
to buck against humorous newspaper.
Every day the New York H.tadf says:
= This paper has the lAfse2iclcculaiian N
the United States. 'e.r'a'''i.' 'h'- If.'-
aid's largest circulation Is IN the United
States. Wonder II Mr.. Bennett thinks
that any one supposes his paper 10 have
the largest circulation at the north pole
or in China.
Il have discovered a cave. sad an
excited man. where Jesse James and his
gang used to-" Bu; he was not allowed
to finish the sentence He Vas shot. II
this wholesale discovery OF caves : not
checked. Tennessee. kentucky and Mis-
sour will soon be as hollow as the skull
Of prize fighter
-pee,n, MAS not BON IN any age. Il has
always existed. rheumatism. however,
is comparatively modern. The FIRST sun
rays that fell upon the earth found poetry.
and the moons first ghnpses winkcd
poetry. bu, rheumatism did %, hobble
along until several years later This Is
the difference between poetry and rheu-
matism.
Although there arc scattered through
she land many persons. / am sorry 70 say.
unable to pay for a newspaper. | have
never heard Of anybody unable 70 ed;
one" said Charles Dudley Manner. BIZ,
Mr. Warner is wrong. To-day there IS
an Arkansaw man who does not believe
be is able to edit newspaper He died
yesterday.
There Is section Of Illinois called
Egypt. The other day an Arkansa~ man
whose son lives in that community, wrote
las follows TO the young man; Come
gu, of that place. II they desire 10 have
IA 6gh, there lex EN- night. Old Sey-
|mour, because he vas beaten for the
wants 10 take his spite on, on
|the people of your~sssstrict. Next thing
|you know old Tilden will IRE on some
body. Come away from there before you
|sit your blamed head sho, on.
A prince 10 whom Philadelphia girl
RSas engaged TO be married. failed to APP
pear al the proper time and a spInt Of
|nirth. AT the disappointed maiden's ex-
|pense, moved the stolid quakers- The
|yin should be congratulated on her es-
|ezpe. Some time ago an English lord.
|raveiing in Arkansa~. engaged himself
Ito beautiful girl who lived on Fourche
mountain. When the time for the mar
mage came, the lord did not come. But
|the gih did no, weep She married man
who digs wells and IS happy.