Daily Republican., 1882-07-31
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ChrtstfeId & Best,
Grab salad at Fullmer's,
Dsviled crabs at Fullmer's.
! Slowed crabs at FulImer's.
Ice cold oysters at FulImer's.
Ambrosla, best fine cut at Mullins.
Ooole's, cream freeZers. camp chairs. $50.
get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
farEer, cupptng and leeching, No. lO3 t;as
Tho BEST carpenters' and maohi nists' level
ever made, at the 800. store,
:. Meals the cheapest in the city at Mcody's
10 Market street. :
Inc best 80. cigar In the city can be found
at East Second street
Live within your income. It's terrib,y
nara WORK 70 live without 1t.
f1ne 18 X. Plain Gold Rings. atE T.
hanrs. ID East Fourth street.
Never CRY over split milk. The mtlkman
mas already wasted enough water on 1t.
The time for young people to spoon in earn.
est 10 "hen the lee cream season sits in,
1.-TWO trains with but single track, two
boilers burst as one" shouts an exchange
over q railroad collision,
A little Southern boy, len asked II his
iather hsd good mule. mournfully replied.
Zone end OF him is good.
nature has given us two ears and but one
tongue, In order that we may repeat but one.
haf OF what we hear O-''
"ihere, " said the dealer, is a CARPET that
can Dc beat" And the man bought II. He
mates carpet. beating.
lime retouched cards tor 81 at HnlIand'a
gallery No. East Third street, between
MARKET and King reets.
Mark | vain REMARKS that all we need to
possess the finest ma y In the world Ia shins-
Tor we have plenty of water.
We meet in society many beautiful and at.
tractite women VINO would make excel
lent wiyes- for our friends.
A boy who was kept after school for bad Or
typography excused qimseIt to his D rents by
saying he was spell-oOund.
A fashion paper says corn meal rubbed in
the hair Will clean 1t But nCb)dy wants to
take 81 much trouble to clean cJGn meal.
Everybody KuUwS MAT Holland maxes the
best tintype tn the city NO. 4 LAST Third
streeE, between Market and KlRE.
The celebrated Earl & Wilson collars and
cuffs, the best in the market, at q, S,
Humphrey d Bros, 2O2 Market street.
Nothing makes 30 much noise as a rfokety
wagon with nothing In 1t, unless it be man
who insists on talking when he has nothing
to say.
A young lady In a Boston Office is 80 parti
cular about her personal appearance that she
always taxes a peep In the mirror before an
sWering call at the telephone.
In some parts of South Amer ca the banana
skin is converted into material of which
ladies' dresses are made. This Is probably
the kind the lady slips on easily.
An exchange says that is very bad thing
to get rich too rapidly. We never thought
Of that before now here's another danger
for US to worry about and strive to guard
against.
The Providence Journal says there Is
good deal OF human nature in the BosConians.
Yes, they are particularly human yet, In
spite Of what culture has done for them.
1t does aggrsvate man to think that
whil1 his wife lsn't afraid to tackle him, ard
nearly yank his head of, she is madly terror
lied by COW that he can chase out Of the
yard AZ anS time.
A Western woman named her baby after
noted lady, aud wrote to her about It, The
lady sent thick, heavily sealed aenyelope,
not 10 be opened until the bate's thrt1eth
birthday. it was terrible revenge to take.
"Father when hen sits on an egg three
weeks, and 1t don't hatch, Is the egg spoiledP
"As an article Of diet. my ron, the egg Is
thenoeforward q failure, but as q species of
testimonial 1t is StrIkingly aromatic and eI-
pensive.n
1t is the general impression that tin pan
fastened TO a strange dogs tail vii afford
the average boy about alt the fun he wants
but dOR's teeth fastened to boys ooattail
has been known to yield his oompa Mons as
much spOrt.
A dry-goods clerk, who had most out
landish way Of Walkirg, had to go to dis. |
tant part of the store 70 find some goods |
which party of feminine customers desired |
TO see. "WalE this way, ladies'" he called, as |
he swung himself off. "But we can't walk |
that way" cried pert miss; we never |
learned that style, you know" The clerk is |
now drilling his tibia IN the motions Of new |
gate.
When is horse like a business man in |
troubIeP When he breaks. When is ne like |
a miner2 When he ia working the shafts. |
when is he like seleoting2 When he has q |
bit In his mouth. When Is he like lover ? |
When he is going on q swinging rate, When !
is he like q young lady out shopping When |
lie ts driven home By the reins. When is he |
like negro olerkT When he is q coal black
charger When is he like "a man who has
eaten himself fullP When he is stalled. When
Is he like drunken man? When he has the
staggeIs.
There was In the State OF Ohlah
A maiden named Helen Maria,
Who ever would sail
Down bannister rail
When she thought there was nobody nigh her
Now her brother. whose name was Josiah,
Fixed the rail with piece Of barb ed WAR;
But 1t wouldn't De best
To tell you the rest
For we're Dlushing already like far.
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