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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-02
PILES PILEsI PILEsI
A lure Cure Found at Last. No One
Need Suffer.

A Sure Cure Found at Last. No One
Need Suffer.
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding,
Itching and liberated Piles has been
discovered by DIR. Williams ian Indian
remedy, called DIR. Williams Indian
Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst chronic cases of twenty-five and
thirty years. standing. No one need
suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions,
instruments and electuaries do NOR,
harm than good. Williams Ointment
absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed), acts as a poultice.
gives instant and painless ralief, and il
prepared only for the piles, itching OF
the private parts, and nothing else.
Read what the Hon. J. NJ. Cofinber
ry, OF Cleveland, says about DIR. vii
liams' Indian Pile Ointment: l hav,
used scores Of pile cures, and it affords
me pleasure to say that / have never
found anything which gave such imme-
date and permanent relief as DIR.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment.
For sale by all Druggists, or mailed
On receipt of price.
FRANZ s. HENRY & Co., Props,
Cleveland, Ohio.
Be sure and askfor Williams Pile
Ointment, and take no other.
For sale by Dare q Collins.
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Rescued from Death.

The following statement of William
j.. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass, is sc
remarkable that we beg to ask for il
the attention of III readers. He says
I'm the fall of 1876 l was taken with
a violent bleeding of the lungs, followed
by a severe cough. 1 soon began to
lose my appetite and flesh. l was SC
weak at one time that l could not leave
my bed. In the summer of 1877 l was
admitted to the city hospital. While
there the doctors said l had a hole in
my left lung as big as a half dollar.
expended over a hundred dollars in
doctors and medicines. 1 was sc far
gone at one time a report went around
that l was dead. l gave up hope, but
a friend told me of DR.. VIM. Halls
Balsam for the Lungs. L laughed at
my friends, thinking that my s was
incurable, but l got a bottle to satisfy
them, when to my surprise and gratih-
cation, 1 commenced to feel better.
My hope, once dead, began TO revive,
and to-day 1 feel in better spirits than
l have the past three years.
81 write this hoping you will publish
1t, so that every one afflicted with Dis
eased Lungs will be induced to take
DR.. VIM. HALLS Balsam for the Lungs,
and be convinced that Consumption
can be cured. L have taken two bot
ties, and car positively say that it has
done more good than all the other
medicines l have taken since my sick.
ness. My cough has almost entirely
disappeared, and 1 shall soon be able to
go to work" Sold by druggists.
iune25deod&w1y
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-02
IAuthority-Drs. Roberts and Thomp.

AuthoritY-Drs. Roberts and Thomp-
sonl.
SECoND-The disease has D } certain
symptoms of its own, revealing itself
through disorders in other organs
Roberts, Thompson and Johnson.
THIRD-"While the medical frater-
nifty is 10th to acknowledge itself bafled,
it cannot be denied that with the ex-
ception of n proprietary medicine,
there is no known cure of Bright's dis
ease.-lCraigj.
What that remedy is has been fully
explained in this article, and in COM
mending it to our readers, we appeal
not to their credulity, but to their judg-
ment and common sense. 1t is not only
pure and vegetable in its nature, but it
has proven so effective that it is used
nor extensively than any other known
remedy now before the people. 1t has
cured eve the most pronounced cases
Of Bright's disease, and it is an absolute
specific for all kidney difficulties which
are the first stages of this most terrible
complaint. These are facts which
every one of forethought can appre-
ciate. and by the observance of which
all a avoid the misery Of "a fatal neg
lect."
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-02
CAPER SAUCE.


The Audrian opera company, num-
bering seventy artists, with Catherine
Lewis as the prima donna, will soon be
heard in Audrian's latest work, the
''Snake Charmer."
The salary which Edward Strauss,
brother of the great Johann, is to re.
ceive for his seasons work at the New
York Casino, soon to be opened, is
SO, 900. Though not Of the same i'm
portance or reputation Of Johann, he
is well known as a waltz writer and
conductor.
1t is worth remark that the names of
the painters who enjoy the greatest
reputation at present in England,
France, Austria, Hungary and Aus
trian Poland all begin with an M
Meissonnier, Millais, Mackart, Mum
kacsy and Matejko.
Last week an Ohio man on his tray
els found a shell on the Gettysburg
battlefield. He took it home and put
it in the stove to see if it was real. 1t
was genuine. But the stove is the most
glazing imitation you eve looked at
Hawkeye.
Nine American colleges have adopted
the Oxford cap. This is well. Here
tofore about the only thing that distin-
guished a college student from Other
people has been the bad spelling in his
letters home asking for money to ''buy
books. "-Burdette.
Mile. Louise Athena will send II
the Paris salon this year four female
figures representing the seasons. The.
are all portraits of celebrated actresses
Barretta posed for spring, Samary TO
summer, Bernhardt for autumn ant
Reichemberg for winter.
The exodus of artists TO Europe thi
year will be unprecedented, and Amer
lean studios will be represented in ever,
part of the continent. This fact fur
nishes a suggestive commentary on th
prosperity attained by the fine arts dur
ing the past year or so.
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rake something Rellable |

Do not throw your money away or
worthless preparations that will do you
no good, but If you are troubled with q
cold, cough, sore throat or h~oarseness,
try Addoms 81 Glover's Compound
Cough Syrup. This preparation is made
from a receipt used for years by one OF
the most prominent physicians Of the
country, and has been tried and recon.
mended by 80 many that we IA safely
recommend it as the best preparation
of the kind for general use. 23oti
For sale by Dare & Collins, successors
to Addoms & Glover.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-02

DIR. Pierce's ''Favorite Prescription"
is everywhere acknowledged to he the
standard remedy for female complaints
and weaknesses. 1t is sold by drug
gists.
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What John Browns Son Says of Him.

l never knew him to show any signs
Of fear Of anything, save that he might
do a dishonest act or wrong his fellow
man. His rule OF life was the golden
rule: Therefore all things whatsoever
ye would that men should do into you,
do ye ever 80 TO them"
On the Sunday before his attack on
Harpers Ferry, he said "And now
gentlemen. let me press this one thing
on your minds; you shall all know how
dear life is to you and how dear your
ives are 10 your friends; and in re-
m%embering that, consider that the lives
Of others are rs de to them as yours
are to you. Do not, therefore, take the
life OF any one if YOU a possibly avoid
1t, but if it is necessary to take life to
ave your own, then make sure work
of it."
After the battle OF Osawatomie, my
father stood looking at the smoke Of the
burning buildings rolling up, as they
were fired one after another by the Mis-
sourians. He said:
God sees It'll There will be no more
real peace in this country until the slav-
cry question is settled. l have no feel
ings of revenge toward the people Of the
South. / have but n little while to live,
and but n death to die. 1 will die
fighting slavery"
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T Distinguishin Charm.

A delightful fragrance of freshly
gathered flowers and spices is the dis
tiuguishing charm Of Floreston Co
lORne.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-02
TUESDAY, A ?, 1882.
POINTED

Seven New York fremen died last
year from exposure on duty.
The Garfield Professorship fund of
Williams college has reached $4,000.
The United States has seventy-three
papers devoted to science and mechan-
les.
A professor in Oxford has just dled
of blood-po:soning, caused by drinking
impure milk.
Seven s~ergeants and corporals have
Just been made second lieutenants in
the regular army.
Many of the female teachers Of the
Boston schools are i'll from hard work,
and it is difficult to procure competent
substitutes.
"Thirty years hence" says the Lon
don Spectator, English fortunes will
appear very paltry compared with
American"
A Russian proverb says: Before
going to war, pray once; before going
to sea, pray twice; before getting mar
ried, pray three times"
Entirely upintentional: Fair umpire
at lawn tennis-"Only keep your head,
Mr.. Jones, and you are sure to have a
soft thing. "-Columbia Spectator.
"Custer's Las. Rally, by Mulvaney,
is about to be bought by public sub
scriptlon for Louisville. The contribu.
lions begin with one gift of $1,000 and
several of $500.
The Philadelphia Press complains
that the public school system of that
city is "a thing Of shreds and patches u
without a responsible head and run as
a political machine.
Copy OF a notice on the beach at
Brighton: ''In case of ladies in dan
ger of drowning, they should be seized
by the clothing, and not by the hair,
which generally Unit Off"
Miss Dora Apple, of Chicago, is SUI
ing Mr.. Stone, of Wisconsin, for breach
OF promise, demanding $4,000, and ii
serves him right. Mr.. Stone should
have paired his Apple. louisville
Courier-Journal
Conjugal amenities-He: my dar.
ling, 1 really believe my rheumatism
has wholly disappeared" She: "T'm
sorryl Now we shall never know when
the weather is going to change. u
Paris Paper.
"Do you enjoy married life?" asked
a spinster of a friend who had Just re-
turned from her wedding tour. La,
how a I tellp" blushingly answered
the bride. 1--WE only been married
three MONTHS
A Colorado girl died in a ball room
from congestion Of the brain, caused
by tight lacing. We didn't think that
women who lace themselves as tight as
that had any brain.-Somerville Jour-
nal
"Well, and what has become of our
old friend KIP" Turned stock broker. Z"
"Ah, did he make auything?" "He
did-he made 4OO, 900 francs a customer
had deposited with him, and then he
made for America. French Paper.
Mr.. Sims Reeves leave.takings are
as long drawn out as were those Of
Charlotte Cushman and Ole Bull. His
last announcement reads: LAST con-
cert previous to resuming his farewell
tour in the provinces" Mark the can
DOR Of that word ''resuming."
At a trial Of a criminal case the
prisoner entered a plea of not guilty,
when INT Of the jurymen at onoe stood
up. The judge informed him that he
could not leave until this case was tried.
''Triedl" repeated the Juror, in aston
ishment; why he confesses that he is
not guilty"
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Spring Plug"
TOBACCO.

This elegant article OF CHEWING TOBAC-
co is now on the market. Ask your dealer
for 1t. Manufactured by }. A.JACKSON q Co.
Petersburg. Va
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Getting Whiskey in Vermont.

Il st. Albaps gentleman whom ]
questioned about the working OF the
liquor law told me, just as 7 wss tod
10 all other parts Of the State. that
there vas no trouble 10 procuriur
whiskey. He sai 4: "i am in yer,
fuuny secret. which Is shared bv
most Of unr ci,iz.us who like a I'LL,
stilnniant occasionally Com with
me-
Ho took inc to cross strcet and
Va entered reom which appear ed
. b. n c,ssr store, with c,nitc,,nn
Org, etc. w, took ssits at tho rear
,ni my friend told me to keep IN,
eyes opened.
Within twenty minutes I saw ten
or twelve geDllemen come il. som.
IN pairs, some 1ingly, some in li,,lr
parties. 20 to tbs water cooler. take
- irink, buy cigars anl go out.
Nv !,leud fuaily atkel tho il
hal sceu any ii.luor srll. sni l said
"u",' "Nsvo-tbslrss,' said he
"ev"rv gentleman who came iu here
TOOK a good square d,iuk Of ~hisk.y
aud paid for it,
well. SAID I, the drink must
have been iu tbs cooler or III. Gig
ars. | know 1t was not in the Gig
arr, for most Of them were lighted
before the purchaser left. II must
be IN the cooler"
well, go and draw some" said
hs.
L went to the cooler, held the
glass under the nozzle aud pressed
down ths baton. Twas renarieI
for my exertions 10y a f,w II clear
cold water that soon filled tho tum.
bier. vas puzzled. and my friend
and the proprietor greatly enjoyed
il.
My friend took the empty glass
and drew from the same faucet half
n glass Of wbiskey If was puz,
zled before 1 was now thnnderstrnck
and after laughing at me awhile the
trick was explained. II was simple:
Prses down the button aud water
runs press mp WITH tho thumb frJm
below while you appear to press
down with the forefpger and get
whisky open the cooler and you
will find it full Of ice water. The
whisky comes from q cask in hid
dencloset up stairs AMI flows through
u small pipe which descends in the
partition, passes from the well into
tho bottom OF the cooler aud cou,
meets with the faucet
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90 90 seotial ne are husband .men aud

% % seotial as are husband .men aud
mechanics. Progression 10 society
aud al increase are general iitfasion
Of knowledge aud daily lesseuing
the Importance Of Kings, Priests.
Doctors and Soldiers. The spirit Of
republic ,nisrn aztec bresthing thu
fetid atmosphere pf Kiug craft TOR
near six tbonsand years. 10 becoming
extensively diff issi. aud frrn the
grave Of Washington voice has
gone forth shsking to their very
foundations, tho thrones ani e,npir e
uf n thousand yea, g standing. Yes !
wherever America - ku ,wn, Wash
,ngton aud political liberty have be-
come watch-wards grating up,u the
ears Of tyrants, and dictstors. with
all the terrors which the slave hears
in echo or the chains on the prison
wall The glOrions doc,riues of
Nazareth uttered 1890 years ago.
nov begin to awaken osw pul~s-
ton in the hearts # slnfnl h"'Ilmty
aiJ Laymer hav, riAru aul de-
nt lcl of / - rr 's. v, wa; al
Jr'', they M.emJt Ia ih,uk fvi
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A CIincher.

Several p)wder-begrim ned vetsr
ans gathered in a certain English
tavern shortly after tho b ,laklava
banquet, to keep out Of tue rain for
few minutes, aud whils there dis.
cussed the late war. al rene mber," "
said one, that bullet passed clear
through Gays body aud mover kill
cd him. II recollect, said another,
that ball lodged in Bill Psyson's
lung, aud never was taken out, but
he lived ~" 50 id the third,
"knew we'll when the doctors thought
Heury Hills life wa' going up. as q
'miuie' LODGED within an inch OF his
heart, but he lived" "Jack Jack.
sons head was piercel by q ball,
aud hs livel," exclaimed the last
mao hut one. These remarks pro-
duced considerable surprise aud ex.
cited speech from all save tall. slim.
au sleepy individual, who waited till
his companions had concluded, aud
tnen drswled in piping accents
"rhese fellows we're little tough, I
allow bat jim Jones, who fought
aside Of me, was shot ia the neck so
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A Coatesville laly fo und CHECKER
egg a few days ago that excited hei
curiosity on account of it being
black on one side ani white on the
other. In order to solve mystery
tue shell WAS broken, when q
medium-sixed sewing needle was
found in side OF the shell on th,
dark side. Tue discovery opene,
mp another aud deeper mystery oi
how the needle found its way int
that position, aud she 10 snxious {.
have IL explained.
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Ny boy =. 20 sssss ~ neeaAs'
10. ~In a.auasy sAasss s.sseains e
r.2 2oaaIss u sa-.. 70. - ep.n
your eysv
In q mAnnsssspsSs1vs ot great sur
prisA
whss 70. asouss FROM q golden
dream
Aod discover that things are not what
they seem |;
n aokle misfortuns should give you
the slip
Look her square In the face with Q
sti6 upper lip.
n,olh. pass you by with . cynical
sneer,
B.saus. In f,ns clothing you cannot
Never bs east down by trifics like
that
Though ragged your jacket and nap
lees your hat,
II your heart Il all right and level
your head,
suppos. that you can't show mary q
red"
They have dollars, you sense, and
that's the best grip,
Meet them square In the face with q
stin upper lip.
II your girl should forsake you for
some other fellow,
Don't act like calf and foolishly bel
low,
Por girls handle their cards with q
gamblers art,
or playing the duce with . fellows
own heart,
Lst them play lone hand . while at
the game
Nits diamonds they seek, let..them
work for the same.
There's - good nsh in the sea - ever
did nip,
Your luck may yst turn. keep . stif'
upper lip.
10 my boy, when you buffet the wind
and the wave,
Remember lifs's voyages should ever
be brave
Though tempest may gather and
breakers may roll,
Keep your boa Int deep water, lookout
for tho shonl,
When the waves are dark, look alof,
to tho stars,
II tho vessel Ii wrecked then cling to
the spars,
Heed the old maxim, Don't give ur
the ship
Whose anchor In hope, keep a stif up
per lip.
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The OLD Fireman.

Yes there was heap OF fun in
the old hand-engiue days" sighe'l
the fireman as he leaned back and
surveyed the handsome " A,n ,skea!"
iu the center OF the Il ,or.
Many fights ?"
Heaps Of 'e,D. was foreman Of
No. s. for seven years, and ouce I
figured up how many fights We la
per year. I think tho average was
1913. presume young man, that |
have been in GOO fireman's fights"
Ever get badly hurt"
Never it was always the other
party who got badly hnrt. Ofconrse
l have hal my jaw broken. head
cracked, teeth loosened. eyes blacked
aud fingers broken, but nothing SER
ious, See this ear 3? Well, Que night
tho foreman OF M. I chewsi on that
car exactly fourteen miuu tes by the
watch, but he VAS q poor. consump
tive foreman and conldu I have bit
tso through u shingle-uail in three
weeks"
Those old fremsn very, reck-
less"
"Wcll, yes. We diin't think
nothing OF trap doors and weak
floors 10 those days. | was count
ing up my oil scars tho oth,r Sun
day. and | think the figures we're
thirty seven, not including the big
one between the shoulders. where
burning timber held me down."
"Diln't the boys used to start a
blaze now and then I"
"Ou. yes,"
"And l presume you took hand
10 =
:Certainly--certaiuly l was
counting up the other day, aod ~
near a. could make ont I fred
nineteen buildings myself, not count.
ing school houses aud churches
Did you ever burn any ono up ?"
"Well, don't want TO appear
egotistical. but I can truthfnlly an
swer yes. Ouly yesterday I was
trying to recall names aul dates,
aa ~ iuted up seventeen srowo
pao s., aud elev ,h,lr, yrr wa-o
, .rnol up byny ,le llnY nan
"Diiu't yon ~ IT.. ..yalr.s oi
conscience 7"
"Ob yes. The other Saturday eve
ming Twas figuring it mp, and ! made
out the number Of stiugs to be H..
500. TLere might be a few that I
d'dnt get 10. but the figures are
mainly correct.
"Were You never sn, pectedf"
Never, AMI I don't want yn to
say anything about it now. sm try.
ing to live al upright life. AMI il /
we're to be h.alei np on thsss old
charges il would utterly discourage
me-"
Monster! You are too wicked to
live -
"Yes. kno~, but come 10 some
time when I have more time and talk
il ovsr. Come in suy time always
glad to ses yon md briug up these
fond old rsmiuisceuces. La lal"
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See here,' said fadlt-fnding
husband to his wife, I'VE must have
things arranged 10 tn is houss 50 that
we shall know just where everything
is Kept "Witn all my heart. "sae
swestly answered. "aad let as begin
With your late h1urs. NV love; !
should dearly like to know where
they are kept dc lets thiugs run
90 q Usual
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The occupations aud profession

The occupations aud profession
VI the msmo oers OF Congress a.
thus stated Ssuste-Lswysrs 81
bankers 5, railroad officials 3. pro
fessional politicians 8. mercbants !
manufacturers 8. miners 2. gensrn
business 2. farmers I, ed.tors
House Of Representatives Iawye,
t95, professional politici ahs II!
mechanics II, editors II, fsrG'ers II
manufacturers 10. physiciaus q. rail
road oiiicials 8. civil engineers z
miners 3, ,aschauics Q. clergy ~ss /
capitalist netAllurgist !.
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select Tnle.


Their stories.
A few evenings siuos . couple ol
mining men, both strangers 70 sscl
other. met iu the reading room ol
The Walker House 1t Salt Lake City
q. T. The convsrsation turned on
the mineral developments Of the
West. and presently one of the msa
remarked;
III you want to sse mining on
big scale just 60 70 Southern Utah.
"Hosbis 2" said the other qui'
! stly.
why, The Big Hole Mine. that ]
On eonnsstta With, has the deepest
shaft aud ~ biggest workings 10
the world"
"How deep p ssid the little man
"You can't measure II, because u
We stopped work long enough to sss
how dssp the shaft was. 1t would
materially interfere With the bullion
product. We dropped . lius oucs
and rssIsd it out until il bruks with
its own weight. When . boy falls
down that shaft hs strikes tho bot
tom . gssndfatbsr."
"Aust have . big payroll"
I'VE qssd to send the money
down te ths hands 10 cases until the
workings got % deep that We didn't
ct the wintsr account settled until
way along in the spriog. So ss
stArtsd bank and tslegrsphed The
money orders. That system saved
us an awful wear ami tear on The
cages. The miners live down there
and rear their families. They go'
n underground city biggcr'n Sail
Lake, with . regular charter and
municipal elections twice . year
They publish two daily papers dowr
sasrs end . literary magazine
Il never heard of the magazine,
Md The stranger.
'Of ooarss not, u would be . ysal
I'd when d got to Jon. Bssid,
sasy hold fair there every ysaI
ssd have horss-raoiug every Sstur'
dsy. Finest four-mils trAsk 10 th.
world. III With electric light. M
sad 20 dasA AsAys 10 the SAINT
seaditios. Psssset psradiss fol
spsat whse . yos think Of that fol
auiss r
asss ~ slsAAdss. NO was ,
us'isosriaa, thssw ~ lees essslsssl,
evss " an - : shsls. asd light
~ - sluah pppllsi 4 . desp
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WHENCE COMES The uNBOUNDED
POPULARITY OF
ADlOCk'S Porous Plaster I?

Because they have proved themselves
the Best Externel Remedy ever in
cented. They will cure asthma, colds,
voughs, rheumatism, neuralgia, and
any local pains
Applied to the small Of the back
they are infalliable in Back Ache.
Nervous Debility, and all Kidney
troubles; to the pit of the stomach
they are n sure cure for Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint.
ALLCOCK'S POROUS PLASTERS
are painless, fragrant, and quick to
cure. Beware OF limitations that Bills
ter and burn Get ALLCOCK'S the
only Genuine Porous Plaster.
Jan. 8, 1882. 8ni.