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THE MODEL FAST,

THE MODEL FAST,
AEH The HuhhSTti EAsT ANp I,f The 4 SN1@EhN WEsF.
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Ribbons! Ribbons!

III all widths and colors, in Gros Grain Satin,
Brocade, Surah, at 10, 10, 20, % cents u
yard.
Elegant Brocaded Watered Sash Ribbons at so
and 60 cents, sold formerly at $1.25.
Satins, Silks, Pushes, Velyets, fully 40 per
cent less than regular value.
LACES in real and imitation, of the latest de-
sign, 40 per cent. below market price.
full line OF the very best of English black
treble crepe, at 81, $1.25, $1.5O and 50.
Ladies in need of mourning outfit Will do well
to examine our stock black English treble
crepe for Wells and Trimmings.
Our lovely Pattern Hats and Bonnets, which
are yet on hand, VIII be sold at any price,
and no reasonable offer Will be refused.
We also offer the following goods: Childrens
listers at Sl.25 TO $500; Ladies' listers
at So TO 81
A fun line OF Circulars and Cloaks, at SO so,
So 10 So.
Elegant Jackets, at 50, $3.50 to SO.
Our stock OF Linen and SILK Handkerchiefs,
Lace Collars and Flchus, Gloves and
Hosiery, and Ladies' Vests, must go, no
matter now low the price.
This reduction will hold good for two weeks
only.
KINGS PALACE,
814 Seventh Street.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23

The circus business dom,n lsa
small army Of performers and at.
tendants. Mr.. Barnum in the com
ing season, will have over 600 per-
sons in hin pay. Tho master OF
sails will have force of 1875 tent
settlers the head groom, 60 grooms
the leading master, 100 "rator backs;
tho monagerie, 60 attendants. aud
the advertising department. 20 men
always aheal OF the show. There
will be performers OF all kinds. cat
erers, side showmen, etc, Mt least
two hundred more in number. The
of tho sails sail that in Is
minutes his force of l25 men had
taken down and packed Ia the wa.
gons fifteen tents containing 260, 900
yards of canvas, to say nothing of
the ropes, poles and other appoint
ments.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Fishing In a Corn Field.

In Colorado is u ten acre field
which is no more nor less than q
subtorranean..lak covered with soil
about eighteen inches doep. On the
soil is cultivated u field OF corn,
which produces thirty bushels to
the acre. any one will take the
trouble to dig a hole tho depthsof u
spade handle he will find il to gil
with water. and by usiug hook aud
fish four or five inches long may be
caught. The fish havo neither
scales nor eyes. and are perch like in
shape. The ground is black mari
in nature, and in all probability was
ut ono time an open body Of water,
on which accumulated vegetable
which has been increased
from time to time until now it has
a crust sufficiently strong and rich
to produce fine corn, although it has
to DO cultivated by haud, as it is not
strong enough to bear the weight Of
a horse.
While harvesting the hands catch
great strings Of tish by making n
hole through the earth, A persen
rising on his heel comming down
secs the growing ccrn
shake oil around him. Any one
having sufficient strength to drive a
rail through the crust will find on
releasing it that it will disappear ale
.ogether,-7erritoriM Enterprise.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Golden Ladder Of Charity,


There are eight degree, or stops
Msimoniles, IN the dday Of charity.
The first aud lowest degrees 10 TO
give. but with reluctance or regret.
THIS is the gift OF the hsn | but n It
Of the hearL The second is TO give
cheerfully, but MT prop Ationssely .
to the distress OF The sufferer. Tue
third is to give cieerfdlly aul pro.
portionately.b .bnt not until We are 3,
'icited. Tie fourth /, to give chesr-
ully, proportiouately and even uu-
solicited but to put II in tho poor
m,n's hand; thereby exciting in him
the painful emotion Of shame. The
fifth is to give charity IN such q way
that the distressed may receive the
bounty aud know their benefactor
without there being known to him.
Such was the conduct OF some OF our
ANCESTORS. who used TO tie up money
in the hind corners OF their cl,aks,
so that the poor might take IL un-
perceived. I'D. .,.,t..
The sixth. which rises still higher
ls TO know the sibiocts OF our boun.
Is, hut omvin unknown to thorn
Such was tho conduct OF those Of
our ancestors, who used TO convey
charitable gifts into poor peoples
dwellings,, taking care that their own
persons aud names should remain
unknown. .,.
The seventh is still moro meritpri-
Gus, namely, TO bsstow charity 10
such way that the benefaaAsr my
not know the relieved objects, nor
they the name OF their benefactor (;
as was done by our charitable fore-
fathers during the existence OF the
temple. For there was in that holy
building place called the chamber
of Silence or Inostentation. wherein
the good deposited seccretly what.
ever their generous b ,arts suggested,
aud from VIII ch the most respectable
poor families we're maintained with
equal secrecy.
Last, the eighth and the most
meritorious OF all is to anticip ,te
charity by preventing poverty (;
namely, to assist the reduced broth
or either by considerable gilt or
loan OF money, or, by teaching him
q trade or by putting him in tho
way Of business. 30 that hs may
earn an honest livelihood, aud not be
force to the dreadful alternative of
holding up his hand fJr charity
Aud to this Scripture alluaes, whsn
it says "And il thy brother be
wayen poor and fallen in decay with
thee, then thou shalt support him !;
yea, though he be u stranger or a
sojourner that he may live with
thee. Levitt. 25 35. This is the
highest step and the summit Of
charity's Golden Ladder.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Why He Objected.

A crude old farmer living on the
line OF tho recent railroad surveys,
aud who was owner Of barn OF
large dimensions, with hugo swing.
doors on both sides. observed a
posse OF surveyors busily engaged
in driving a row Of stakes through
his premises that extended to the
very centre Of his big barn. Saunt-
ering leisurly towards the tresspass~
ers, with au air savoring Homewhst
of indignation, he addressed the
leader OF the gang as follows:
"Lyin' out another railroad p
Surveying for one was tho re.
ply.
Coin through my barn ~
don't see how we can avoid II"
"Well, now, mister" said the
worthy farmer, al calkerlate I've
got sumthin tew say about that. I
want you tew understan' that I've
got somethin else tew do besides
runnin' ont TO open and shet them
doors every time train wants to 60
through"
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
A Kiss on the Sly.

There Is to be found much refine
mont in a well.proportioned kiss.
This much ever ybody acknowledges
though only frank fov have the
courage to Acknowledge il openly.
And IL |. cnriois fact, yet unex
plainel by the philos ,phers, that / he
slyer the kiss is, the more there is
10 it OF refresbnen.. A kiss that j.
paid as q forfeit before n whole room
full OF people, Is prisaic, MT t. say
embarrassing. Tue girl lanIhs.
which spoils the romance, and tn :
fellow, ten to one, bushes Meth ar
OF them thinking much OF it, and
they both are apt pretty soon To for.
get about it. But lot the same fsl-
low kiss the sane girl when nobody
Is looking aud the situation is as dif
ferent as possible. Thit sort OF u
KISS hred OIL IN hurry behind the
door, or in n conservatory, is like IN
electric shock. anl il IL ~ sweet as
cream. The taste of il holds on and
suggcsts tho proprioty,
rs tho case may be, OF trying II
again And the laughing and blIsh.
ing are exactly roversed, Tho fe.-
low laughs without spelling tho
romance bit, anl the girl bushes
like pink carnation. II is queer
that the very same thing should un-
der such slightly altered circumstan-
ces, be so entirely different, nor is it
any less queer because the difference
has existed from tho earliest age OF
the world.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Selected Thoughts.

Manners is one Of the greatest en-
gines OF influence ever given to
On.
Tho veil which covers tho hoad oi
fnturity is woven by The hand Of
mercy.
Hidden virtue is often despised.
inosnuch as nothing eStols it in oui
eyes.
Conscience 10 the voice OF the soul /:
The passions are the voice Of the
body.
Flattery is false coin which has
circulation only through our vanity.
Men seldom improve when tho,
have no other models than them
selves to copy after.
You cannot dream yourself iuto II
character. you must hammer aud
forge yourself one.
Modesty is to worth what shadows
are in painting sue gives to il
strength and relief,
Tho preservation nf lifo should be
only secondary couccru tho dl.
lection of it our priocipal.
Eencrgy will do anything that can
be done in the world aud no tai
en,s, no circumstances, no opportu-
mites, will make two.lessod ani-
NAL q man without it.
Good intentions are at least the
seed Of good actions; and every man
ought to SOW them, aud leave il TO
the soil and seasons whether they
come up or no, or whether Le Or
any other gathers the fruit.
We will not accomplish much
without zeal aud enterprise. Bu.
the mistake is often made Of suppos
ing that zoal is hurry, rush, reck-
iessness and Indifference. 1t MT
30 /; steady momentum is often
more effective than unrestrained Wig
or.
Nature seems to exist for tho ex-
cellent. The world is upheld by
the veracity of good men they
make the earth wholesome. Life is
sweet and tolerable in our belief in
such society and actually or ideally
We manage to live without supe-
riors.
No man has right to complain
OF his lot, or of the times or to call
upon society to help him, until he
has done oil he can to help himself
by Industry and fidelity in the place
and calling where no il. And he
who does this will seldom have
cause to complain.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23

When tho schoollnaster entered
his temple OF learning n few morn
ings ago he read on the blackboard
the touching legend "Our teacher
is donkey" The pupils expected
there would be combined cyclone
and earthquake, but the pbilosophic
pedagogue couteuted himself with
adding the word driver to th,
legend, and then opened the hoo
with prayer as usual.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23

President Arthur has signed th,
bill retiring Justice Ward Hunt
from the Supreme Bench OF tho
United States. Judge Hunt was
appointed from New York in 1872
by President Grant. Ab,nt two
years ngo he was stricken with para
lysi1, aui since then has been dis.
sbled from service. The question
now is, Who will bis SUCCESSOR ba 7
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Some Very Exact Statistics.

A Detroiter has been for the last
two years collecting and arranging
statistics OF al odd nature, and 10 bis
book 10 ever published readers will
dsd nothing dry about it. He goes
right 10 business on page one by
estimating that the number Of lick
ings received by ths average boy up
10 his fourteenth year as one huns
dred aad twenty -fve. This includes
the spanking process during infancy.
.0at Of every 100000 people in
this country $4,000 get mp cross 10
the morning, but only hundred or
20 remain in that condition very
long sfter breakfast. lah t4tl.t
Z. Ouyof 10000 men only 900 WIN
put mp money on bet. The rest
will crswhsh around aud finally back
water on their assertions.
Only 10 women out Of every 500
who 60 90 . journey BY railroad con
cult . railroad map Or have The l,ast
idsa Of the direction they take. Four
hundred and ninety eight worry
about their baggage 497 are GER
tain they took Tho wrong trsin; A9f
wish they had never started. a
The risk Of being bitten by . dog
10 very greatly o'srsstimatei. Out
'of every 1000 big and little dogs
only 2 care 10 get up Q row with the
human race. aud these two are ready
and willing to die.
The number Of men who can put
ina moro pleasant evening down
town than at their.own frssids 10 on
the decrease, and the number Of
wives Who are taking . little extra
pains TO make home more pleasant
than q concert SALOON is on the in-
crease.
Out Of every 1000 men who get
mad and swear they will see the law
yer about il only fifteen carry ont
their intentions.
Out Of every 1000 who ride on
street cars only twelve will move
along to offer anether woman q
chance.to sit down. .One hundred
aud ninety-eight Of them argue that
it is mans duty to stand up, even
il there is plenty of room. and the
Other two are supremely indifferent.
Only ono woman in 5000 pays
the first price asked for o bonnet,
and only Que milliner in 100000
expects her to.
The time occupied by the average
man in buying inll suit Of clothes
10 just one-fourth the time occupied
by the average woman in buying a
pair Of stockings From the De.
,roit Free Press.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Helping the Party.

In the days gone by, q Detroit
Sheriff who had made o close shave
Of being elected had the i'll luck to
lose prisoner from the Jail. The
fellow made good his escape to the
country. but the Sheriff overhauled
him about eight miles out aud drove
him under barn. The prisoner
was captured aud yet he was not.
II be would not come out the Sheriff
could not get in, and threats had no
effect on him. in this emergency
the officer called out /,
"Say, jim"
eyes"
"You know had mighty close
shave getting this Office"
you did that"
"well, I'm laying my pipes for
second term. III lose you I mig ht
as we'll hang up. The opposition
will hold it up in letters four foot
high aud hundreds Of men in my
own party will slip my name. Do
you hear me y
81 do"
"Well. I ask you to como ont, not
exactly rs a prisoner going back to
jail, but moro as q patriot bound to
stand by his party. Come jim"
III be hanged il don't |" re-
piled the prisoner. "The judge was
ag'n me. my sentence was unjust
aud l hate your jail, but II it's going
to help the party and crush the hy-
drsheaded opposition, ont 4 come !"
And be did. ,at
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
The New Scientific American Ofices

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The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23

For the purpose Of facilitating the
withdrawal Of mutilated coin from
circulation, the superinterdents Of
coinage miuts havebsen authorisedto to
purchase mutillated United States
.ilver coins ofstandard fneuess iu
sums Of 50 and upward, without
melting and assay, paying at the
rate Of 81 per ounce Of standard sill
yer contained.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
General Garfield's Maxims.


"I feel 9 profounder reverence foi
q boy than Q man. I never meet q
ragged boy on the street without
feeling that I owe him a salute. for
know not what possibilities may
be buttonsd up under bis shabby
coat 1a 2 asgT "r -..
y''The privilege OF being . young
man is q great privilege, and the
privilege Of growing up to be an in-
dependent man iu middle life 10 d
greater" Il l.4.
"Wbatsver you win In life you
must conquer by your own efforts,
and then it is yours. part Of YOUR
self"
"Growth is better than perma.
nsnee. aud permanent growth is bet
ter than ALL"
III there be one thing upon this
earth that mankind loves aud bonors
better than another, it ia q brave
man--a man who dsres look the
Devil In The face and tell him he is 9
devil"
"The student should study hims
self, his relation to society, to ma
ture, and 10 art, and, above all, 10
sll, aud through all these, he should
study the relations Of himself, sooi.
ETY.. nature and art TO God. the su-
thor Of them ALL" av1strv
'-Grsst ideas travel slowly, and
for . time noisslessly, - the gods
whose feet were shod with WOOL"
ideas are the great warrior Of
the world /. ssd . war that has no
ideas behind It is simply . brutal-
ity." ,.,s4i .s.-, .s. .,.-,.., ~,
II would rather be dsissted than
make capital out Of religion.
"Aftsr oil, territory 10 but the body
of . nation. Tho people who In
habit its hills and its valleys are its
soul, its Spirit its llfe."
"For The uoblsst man that lives
there still remains . cQpAict,"
'Coms, down the glorious steps
Of our banner. Every great record
Ne have made has been vindiostsd
9th our blood and with our tritb.
Il swssps The srcund cad u 'touch-
= shs stsvsot ss'es - ~ 4 ,.sii.
:" w .ssrtG, -s,f = ,ass.si ~. 81, 81,
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23

II 10 the belief that the verdict in
tho Gaiteau trial will have q much
desired effect upon the numerous
army Of conceitsd cranks roaming
about the oonutry disturbing society
and siolatiua law under the guise Of
"inspiration." Tho veaiot "Ruilty as
Indicted" is a warming as pronouno.
Cd in its meaning toward malci 'us-
ly inspired idiots as II 10 the death
tncll VI tns con victel 0aitsau.
The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-02-23
Some New Geography.

"Of what is the surface OF the
earth composed y
"Of corner lots, mighty poor road,
railroad tracks. base ball grounds
cricket fields and skating rink-."
"What portion Of the globe is wa
ter g.?
"About three fourths. Sometimes
they add little gin aud nutmeg to
it,"
"What is q town I"
"A town is considerable collec-
ton Of houses and inhabitants with
four or FIVE men who run the par i.
ty" and lend money at Is per cent.
interest"
''What is q city ?"
"A city 10 an Incorporated town,
With mayor who believes that the
whole world shakes when he hap
pens to fall fiat on cross sswalk."
what is commerce I" -
"Borrowing IS for day or two
and dodging the lender for a year
or two" SH
Name the different races ?"
"Horse race, boat race, bicycle
race and racing around to find man
to indorse your note" Gsl
ask /, being sulight ened, civilized,
half.civilasd, savage, too utter, not.
worth-a-oent aud Indian agents. ~
"what nations are called enlight-
sned 7" @ I
"Those which have the most ware,
the worst laws and produce the
worst criminals. ~ sa.
"How many motions has the
earth ~ ~r4
"That's according to how you mix
your drinks aud which way you 60
home.' b3 sss
'What il the sarth's axis T.
"rhs lines passing between New
York and Chicago" ss.T
"What causes day and uight"
Day y caused by night sbsips
tired out., Night Is caused by every-
body taking the street car aud GO
ing home TO supper"
a map is a drawing to show the
Jury whore Smith stood ~heu Jooes
gave him left under the eye" .A|
"What ts mariners compass y
"a jug holding four w4llous,".-
E,'o,s Detroit Free Press.