The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-08-17
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Asa sdu~aful .hita Z IA
A. spp,uglisis cosunarsm ior hOi
~nsahsf Wili thenf
0lss ,hingies are The latest They
ar grss, boaa ~ hos
A. lnsA .elU,Ags a The Lsypaan dn
issvnes Ara. hi Aisy'+
Colombo bath een~sis Of banging
damp iovd 50 a tree add climbing the
EAiilesntkss sn a. nsEefvns oui
Wet iiAi ihs uaii'es dry sad pse them
~ sisigt i.siis
"Augriias Eating oaions nua o0iy
prreai' No lips ifom ehApping. bot
usaslly leeps the chaps from Tipping
4 child without legs has iasi been
bora ''Tiabk hessep'" said The father.
'qhm viii newer IN cbsnpien pe.ies.
iflaa
Daddritlss wnDir abou, high, c,sreAl
nom - one u the ieys Of heaven He
ooald n,i mean this noon, bni some other
n@pa ~ the ~itiet
SAID fond bnebanj ~ his vile,
"My dear. ihinl IN buy little dog ="
90 na. ,hs pplad. do pot. ipreicr
gi,isF % ~ ny sree,ious
Mia advice Every tune yon become
49, urtiess ss 10 ~sat l.eeisiesk. don't buy
D. snt b., aside t'r pri~ u u Nat
meath iea ran take trip 10 Europe,
sops u pnr nag mes, baioepus-
iinF - "a pants. should lave embarked
IN the business Of raising stock. They
should have rsiseda couple Of calves, at
least
a French Judge asked . murder what
sIcnse be could possibly Offer for his
crime "Wbs, Judge" said the fellow,
II often heard the man say that be want.
ed TO die Suddenly"
said the TEXAS sheriff, as he has sbont
10 spring the trap kick and sqnirm a.
much a. you can There's about fonr
Thousand people present. and we want
'em 10 have all the fun possible"
Banking: well, old fellow. what are
you dong now'" Nothing: but I've q
big scheme on foot. Lots OF money in 1t. y
"A ali What is III" I'm going into q
banking house" A.abl After dark"
"For heroic bu, vain endeavors Il
look pleased. says crnsty old bachelor
nothing can equal the facial expression
oft~o giils compelled TO dance with Gael
other on secount Of the scscrity OF men.
The handkerchief Irritation code hai
beeu somewhat extended TO meet III,
eIigenceles Of modern civilizatiod Hold
ing il constantly 10 the nose, in the presenc,
OF an sdored one. means; II want 10 MAKE
love 10 you, but can't-got The hay fey
r.
1t is related Of MI elderly man in Bos
ton that be is so polite and loving tina
when be is dining with the lady OF hii
heart he puts syrup on bis bald head I,
attract the flies aud prevent them from an
moving her.
II should 80 like TO have coin datet
the year Of my birth, said a maiden lal,
of uncertain age TO a male acquaintance
do you think you could get one for me-?
Il am afraid not, be replied. 'Thes'
very old coins are only to he found in yalu
shle collections.
"A Braoklyn boy wrote composition
oa the subject OF the Quakers, whom h
describ bed as sect who never quarreled
never got into fight never elawed eacl
other aud never iawed back. The produc
ton contained postscript in these words
"pa'sa Quaker but ma isn't
What shall my song be tonight
said Miss Tibbs ut at the Tea table. "W
are going TO hayea musicale. think
shall try Within a Mile Of Edinboro.
Seems TO me, said Jones, the undaunted
II would try something could come with
IA less than a mile OF. " Miss I. says SD
thinks Lieutenant Jones is horrid.
When the Marylebone yestrymen wer
discussing the propriety Of laying dow
wood pavement within their parish, All
were raising difficulties on the subject
Jefroll, as he read the report Of the discu.
siln, sal |: Difficulties In the wayl Al
surii They have only to put heads I,
grihrr. and there is the wood pavement
Bring upa plant in the way il shoul
grow. Young mistress-'I thu
those flowers In the grecnho nse would b
all the better for some water; they lo,.
quite died upi' Gardner We'll, !,
nay part. | don't old with giving EN- a !,
oi water, II yoa uses EN- 10 IL, they con-
10 look for il. It's 'sbit miss; mcr
abit.
You advertise that there is fl.
stream OF water on the place. but don
see IL. remarked a stranger who want
To reut the place. The landlord sai,
just work that pump handle little an
you will see ine stream Of water. "
,iont expect to have the Niagara Falls /.
The place fos fift.en dollars . mouth, i
your
What Is a yschts' We enquired Of
long. gaunt colder. who VAS loungi,
about the wharf ''Wot'- yoty" said n
fisherman. well, You gets any sort Il
erats yon please and I'LL her up with liqa'
aud sergyar. and get yer frens on boar.
aud have high ole timer and that
got W. thanked him with fervor, 4
~e bad long been trying 10 hnd on, via,
yacht really was.
Stories are common enough OF ni-r,