Daily Republican., 1882-07-05
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Christfeld Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
{. Stewed crabs at FuIlmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
For cut flowers go to 400 King street.
Lap robes, table clothes, bed spreads for 900
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
Parker, cupping and leechilg, No. 1O3 east
Second street.
Try Broad Gauge tobacco at Mullin'l, West
| Front street.
The best So cigar In the city can be found
at East Second street.
Fine IL K. Plain Gold Rings, at +.
Hanfs. ID East Fourth street.
Best 314c. flour in the city. 241% pounds fol-
So cents. y. +. corner Front and madison sts
Go to Blake's, No. 233 Market street, to
nave your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
1ntemperance deprives men Of prudence
the greatest OF virtues. and precipitates them
into tn o midst of disorders.
An old negro says: sass is powerful good
In everything but children. Dey needs some
other kinds Of dressing"
II. as naturalists say, all animals have q
|
used by the cattle Is low
What is the difference between falling
star and fog2 One is misseu from the sky
the other Is mist on earth
8 fine retouched cards for 81 a. Hollands
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King s reefs.
Everybody knows thai Holland MAKES the
best tin type iu thO city No. 8 Fast rhiri
streeG, between Market aad KlRg.
An urchin being rebuked for wearing out
his stockings at he toes, replied that II
couldn't be helped - toes wIiggIes ana heel.
DON'T"
An imbecile who wished to make himsel
agreeable to Lon. fellow, said Sir, every
night Of my life tail as!eep over one OF y, ur
works
doctor" said d tentlem an to his clergy.
man, "how can l best ira In my 10y 10 The
way he should ?''-' By goiDg that way
yourself"
He who wishes to secure the oood of Others
has already secured his own. One forgiVe'
everything to him who forgiVes himself moth
| ing.
The minister is to be a live man, q real
man, a true man. a simple man, great in hii
work, great in his simplicity, and great IL
his gentleness.
A lazy fellow once declared in public com.
panY that he couldn't find bread Tor his fam
lily. "Nor l." replied an industrious me
chanic, II am obliged to work for it,"
A very rich man said II worked like
slave till was forty years old to make m!
fortune, and have been watching 1t like |
detective ever since, for my lodging, food ant
Clothes"
, A powder is advertised by man that
warranted to cure cats and dogs Of 'runniIi
| Ioh ms q af nj 4
black, and put into gun and makes nois
ITSELF"
whats ths matter with the tea ?" said al
irate husband to his wife. "Well," she re
piled, there doesn't seem to be anything the
matter with 1t. l don't taste anything
Neither can and that's what Pm growl
ing at"
An Irishman on board vessel, when she
was on the peint of laundering, being desired
to come on deck as she was going down, re-
Piled that he lad no wish to go on deck tC
see himself drowned.
Now that the Fourth is over still bear in
MIND that the oneprice hat and furnishing
store Of u. S. Humphrey & Bro, 302 Market
street, is still in the same place, and that the
prices are extremely low. Try them and bt
convinced.
An English contemporary tells the story o.
the beadle who did not like sermon because
he said, at was rather power plain and sim
pie for me. / like that sermon best that jun
bles the ioOdgment and onfoond the sense
He came home the other night in the dr. z
zling rain. soaked inside as we'll as out
"What excuse have you to Offer said his
better half, "f0r coming home IL such q
beery condition ?" "None, my dear, except
twas a very muggy day."
All" he exclaimed, as he pressed her ten
| darJu him q DortinV bShAll hold YOU In
these arms again tomorrow, and paint our
future with the bright pigments Of The ina
gtnation 2" mo" she said, calmly, mot TO-
morrow to morrow's washing.day."
AN observing student Of human nature
says there is nothing In this wide world that
makes Young man crazler than, after arriV
ing at party with young lady, whom he
| has got there at considerable expense, tC
have some old bald.headed individual get
her off into a corner and talk to her all the
evening on the peculiarities of the Gull
Stream,