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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26
YOUNG MEN

Who have become victims Of solitary vice, that
dreadful and destructive habit which annually
sweeps to an nntimely grave thousands OF Young
men OF exalted talent and brilliant intellect, who
might otherwise have entranced listening Senates
with the thunders Of their elolncncc. or walked
to ecstasy the living Tyre, may call with full con-
fidencc.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26
ORGANIC WEAKNESS

Immediately cured and full vigor restored. This
affiiction-which renders life burden and mar
riagc impossible-is the penalty paid BY the vic
tim Of improper indulgence. Young persons are
too apt to commit excuses from not being aware
OF the dreadful consequences that may ensue.
Now who that understands this subject will deny
that procreation IL lost sooner by those falling
into improper habits than by the prudent? Be-
sides being deprived Of the pleasure OF healthy
offspring, the most serious and DESTRUCTIVE
symptoms Of both mind and body arise. The
system becomes deranged, the physical and
mental functions weakened, loss OF provocative
power, nervous irritability, dyspepsia, palpita-
ton Of the heart, indigestion, constitutional de-
bility, wasting Of the frame, cough, consump-
tion, decay and death.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26

BRoWN's IRON BITTERs
has been thoroughly tested
for dyspepsia, indigestion,
biliousness, weakness, debil-
ity, overwork, rheumatism,
neuralgia, consumption,
liver complaints, kidney
troubles, &C., and it never
fails to render speedy and
permanent relief
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26
DR.. FlsHalATT,

Graduate Of one Of the most eminent Colleges OF
the United States, has effected some of the most
astonishing cures that were ever known: many
troubled with ringing in the head and ears when
asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed at
certain sounds, with frequent blushing, attended
sometimes with arrangement Of the mind. were
cured immediately
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26
PARTICULAR NOTICE,

DR.. +. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper induigences and solitary
habits which ruin both mind and body, uniting
them for business, study, society or marriage
These are some 81 the sad and melancholy effects
produced by the early habits " youth, viz. !:
Weakness In til. hack and limbs, pain In the
head, dimness VI sight, loss u muscular power,
palrtation of the heart, dyspepsia, nervous irri-
liability, arrangement Of the digestive functions,
debility consumption etc
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26
A CURE WARRANTED.

Persons ruined In health by nnlearned pre-
tenders, who keep them trifing month after
month, taking poisonous and injurious COM
pounds, should apply Immediately.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26
DR.. FlsH1LATT

Has removed his Institute and Residence from
Burlington 10 Cedar Rapids, Iowa, No. ls7 Iowa
Avenue two doors west Of Van Buren, Street,
four blocks from Depot, where he can always be
consulted free.
Those who reside Ut a distance desiring the
doctors services, aud cannot call during these
days, will receive prompt attention through
mail by writing, stating symptoms, etc, iseios-
Ing stamp. Address
{. n. FlSHBLATT, N. D.,
Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-10-26

No Miskey!
Browns IRON B1TTERs
is one Of the very few tonic
medicines that arc not COM
posed mostly Of alcohol or
whiskey, thus becoming a
fruitful source Of intemper-
ance by promoting a desire
for rum.
Browns IRON B1TrERs
is guaranteed to be a nom
intoxicating stimulant, and
it will, in nearly every case,
take the place Of all liquor,
and at the same time abso-
lutely kill the desire for
whiskey and other intoxi-
eating beverages.
Rev. G. w. RICE, editor Of
the AmeyIcan Christian Re-
s1e70, says Of Browns Iron
Bitters:
Gin, O., Nov. rs, 1881.
Gents The foolish vast
ing Of vital force in business,
pleasure, and vicious indul-
gence Of our people, makes
your preparation necessity;
and il applied, will save hun.
dreds who resort to saloons
for temporary recuperation.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

The following resolutions were adopted by
the Board of Directors of the First National
Bank of Paw Paw, on the death of Gilbert
j. Hudson:
WHEREAS, Since the last regular monthly
meeting of this Board of Directors, one who
has long acted as one of our member, and
whom all of US have been SO habitually asso-
ciated with as member of this Board, has
been removed by death. Therefore,
Resolped, BY this Board of Directors of
the First National Bank of Paw Paw, that in
the death of our late contender of this
Board, Gilbert j. Hudson, not only this
Bank has sustained the loss of an efficient
and faithful guardian Of its interests, but
that the community at large has lost an up.
right and honorable citizen. And the bust
ness men, an able, energetic and efficient
contender. man of integrity and honor,
and as such we unanimously render this tri-
butte to his honor and worth, and tender to
his bereaved family and relatives our sincere
sympathy in their great loss which we feel
to be ours.
ResOlUed, That this preamble and resolu-
ton be spread at large upon th<records OF
this Bank and that copy thereof duly at
tested and signed by the President and
Cashier, and under the corporated seal OF
this Bank be furnished for the several vii
lage papers, and also presented to the widow
of the deceased.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

Delegate Maginnis of Montana territory
proposes rs a solution of the Mormon diff
Guilty TO let congress divide the territory of
Utah. incorporating the western part with
the State of Nevada. the southwestern part
with the State of Colorado, and the small
northern part with Idaho and Wyoming.
The main portion of the Mormon population
would thus become citizens of States which
have already established constitutions and
laws. to which the Mormons would of course
be amenable. Mr.. Maginnis remarks that
such a division of Utah and distribution of
its parts would not only be perfectly legal
and proper, but would have the advantage
that the new boundaries would be natural in
stead of artificial. The Watch range, which
now runs through the center OF Utah, would
then form the boundary line between the
States of Colorado and Nevada.-P0St d
Tribune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

The unsophisticated Bookwater, late Demo
cratic candidate for Governor of the State
of Ohio, who was formerly Republican,
Is beginning to learn that he was egregiously
duped and left by his new formed allies,
the Democrats, during the last campaign, by
attempting to carry an election by Demo-
cratic methods. Bool1water had figured it
out to mathematical certainty. that if ne
could carry two Republican votes in each
precinct in his State, he would surely win
the election. He therefore conceived the
scheme of hiring a couple of Republicans TO
work for him in every precinct, to whom he
was to pay SO each, upon the understand
ing that they should throw their own votes
in with the days work. His allies took in
the plan at once, and also the money. They
reported from time to time how magnificent
~ the XX scheme was working, but, alas
election day came, the Republican workers
failed to work. and from the count they evil
IDENTITY forgot 10 vote for Bookwater. AS a
matter of fact the SO notes that had been
scattered SO freely over the State, had found
a safe and permanent lodgnent in the
pockets of his corrupt ENJOYS, and poor
placed confidence.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

If any of our greenback friends still have
lingering fears that the national debt can
never be paid according to the letter and
spirit of the contract, let them examine the
record of the last 10 years. and they will no
longer question the inexhaustible resources
of the American people nor take gloomy
view of the future. On June 80, 1866, the
recorded debt of the United States was 81
773,236,173. TO this should be added about
$500, 00O, 900 paid out for claims never fig
This would make grand total of $3,000,-
100000. The total Understanding debt at
the present time is 81 ,534 600, and the
entire debt, including greenbacks, is trihe
more than $2,O0o,O0O,O0O. From this should
be deducted $253,OOO,OOO of available cash
in the treasury, which leaves a present total
debt of $1,747,000,OO0. During the year
1881 the total net decrease of debt was $780,
GOODS. The cost of carrying the debt Ii
years ago was about 1925 per capita, now il
| is but $1.10. In other words, the debt has
been reduced $1,000 100000 in less than 1f
years, and the interest on the debt by about
S9O,000,000 per annum. The annual inter.
est charge of the debt at the present time il
about $6O,500O0O. Another thing to bt
borne in mind is the fact that on June 80
1866, outstanding non-interest bearing notes
were worth only 81 cents on the dollar; nov
they are worth par Then they represented
an unfulflled promise to pay; to-day the.
can be converted into specie at the neares
bank or brokers' Office. At that time golC
and silver coins were looked upon as curiosi
ties: to-day both are freely circulated among
the people. Let grumblers study CAREFUL.
the present satisfactory condition of on
finances and also remembered that this pro
gress and general prosperity has bee
brought about by republican management i
the face of the most determined Opposition
from greenbackers and democrats.-Ldnstn
Republican,.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

OR neighbor, the Herald, has been struck
b. another brilliant financial idea. It says
" blr. Chalmers has proposed in Congress
u very wise and judicious measure, which we
hope will become law. He proposes to issue
SS360,000,000 legal tender or Treasury notes,
and to retire an equal number of National
Bank notes. By this means the nation
would be saved thirteen millions now paid
annually for interest, and at the same time
one-third of the debt would be wiped out.
The currency would remain the same in vol
uno as now. The National Banks may not
like the measure, but the people will
Just how this scheme of Brigadier Chalmers
will produce such a result, the HeroM fails
to explain. 1t will be news to some folks,
who arc not blessed with such acute financial
insight as is the Herald, that the National
Bank notes constitute any part of the Ma
tional debt, or that they are interest bearing
notes. As q matter of fact such scheme
would not pay a dollar of the public debt,
stop penny of interest, nor cancel a single
bond But if the statement of the Herold is
true, it comedies what its purity has so per-
sistently denied, that is, that the National
dobt has been largely reduced. If S3G0,00O,-
900 is one-third the debt, then its total
amount is 81 0O0O.000 which Is a reduc-
ton of S1,70OOOO,0OO. Verify, hunbug is
great, and the Greenback party are its
prophets.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

The long and wearisome trial of the
assassin is drawing rapidly to a close, and
the gallows comes nearer and nearer to the
miserable wretch. There does not seem to
be any possible escape from it. On Tuesday
morning Judge Porter opened the case on
the argument on part of the prosecution on
the requests to charge. His remarks were
addressed TO the court, but his denunciations
of Guiteau and his horrible crime com
menced with his opening, and in the most
scathing irony continued to the end. He
said: I'VE are travelling rapidly toward the
gallows and the day is not far off when it
will be reached He at once received the
fixed attention of every one in the room, and
even Guiteau who at first pretended to be
engaged with his manuscript, very soon laid
it aside and listened with wrapt attention.
"As Judge Porter reviewed the conduct of the
prisoner and the conduct on the part of his
counsel of his cause in this court, the crime
in all its henious ugliness was held up to the
detestation of his hearers. The silence be-
came oppressive, and the presence of the
avenging justice in the near future was sug
gested with the force of conviction that
swept from the court room every vestige of
that Ievity which has SO long danced attend
ance upon every utterance of the prisoner,
and, like vail, obscured from the conscious
ness of the spectators the horror of the
crime and what should be the solemnity of
its judicial attonement." Under the ava
lanche of condemnation which fell from the
lips of the eloquent counsel, the prisoner
WINGED and twisted like a covering
puppy. The prisoner at length regained his
assurance and resumed his daily habit of
contradicting counsel He interrupted at
almost every sentence, denouncing counsel
in vulgar terms and exclaiming aloud his
firm belief in Divine protection, and claimed
that he had saved the Republic. Porter re-
torted on every occasion, denouncing the
crime in all its Nervousness. He said: at
was an egregious absurdity for worthless
vagabond to think he was qualified by life
of swindling, of crime, of beggary, of wrong
and of adultery, for any Office in the power
of the President of the United States.
Judge Porter, continuing, laid the blame
for all the scandal and delay in the case on
the defense. The prosecution had done
nothing but merely present their case with
out trickery, without any whining appeal to
tons. He regretted that what Scoville term
ed his antique style of oratory' troubled the
defense, but could not regret he had not, as
Guiteau evidently had, studied at the feet Of
lawyer from the western wooks of Wiscon-
sin. The assassination was coolly, deliber-
ately planned, and cowardly executed
That's lie" bawled Guiteau.
eff it is lie" exclaimed Judge Porter, ''It
is one that has been sworn to by the prisoner
himself
1T is false. 1t is falsehood," cried
Guiteau, shrinking back from the lawyers
steady stare and pointed finger. at is false
in the way you put it,
you honor knows" went on the lawyer
'that four days after Guiteau conceived this
] awful crime of numbering President Garfield.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

There can be no longer any doubt as to
the real motive of the great civil service,
democratic reformer, Pendleton. He gives
himself away in an interview with Cincin-
natl Enquirer reporter. He said:
As partisan Democrat | am strongly i'll
favor. of reform. l believe il will aid us
greatly in getting into power. If my bill
should pass it would paralyze the efforts of
100000 incumbents fighting to retain $780,
100000. This of itself. in an election so
close as that of 1876 or $780, would decide
the contest in our favor.
Those who know the bitter partisanship
of Senator Pendleton were cognizant of his
motives before his frank utterance. If he
ever were President, no civil service rules
would put Republican i'll place while q
Democrat was living and capable of filling
IL
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13
Scissorings.

VIM. Goodroad has left at this Office ripe
tomato, with portion of the vine, both of
which are as plump and fresh as any in
August. 1t was grown in the garden, pro-
tected during frosty nights by covering with
straw, picked the 9th of January, and is an
other instance of what can be done in this
GLORIOUS climate of" Van Buren-.south
Ha0en Sentinel
Capt. John X. King of the schooner In
dustry was crushed to death at st. Joseph
Friday of last week. He was assisting in
raising the home of his father and was under
the house at the time working at the screws,
when the blocking gave way crushing him
under the sill. his head and shoulders being
ont from under the house.--SOuh Horen
Sentinel.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

If the jury should find Guiteau guilty his
execution could not take place until after
May 4th, as there is law of the District
which provides that no person shall be hung
within 60 days after the first day of the next
term of court, which will commence on the
4th of March.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

The State Relief Committee is getting
ready to make its January cash distribution
10 the fire sufferers. Up to Saturday last
there had been $1S5,2O1.96 of subscriptions
paid in
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

A special committee has been created in
the Senate on woman suffrage, which ques-
ton called forth q strict division of parties.
The Republicans voting for and the Demo-
Gratis, with one exception, voting against it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

Guiteau was very much elated one morn
ing this week on receiving some drafts as he
claimed from aamiring friends. They have
since been found to be worthless
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13

1t is reported at st. Petersburg that one
of tho boats belonging to the Jeannette has
been found east of Wrangei Land contain
ing corpses.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-01-13
SESSION OF THE BOARD OF
SUPERVISORS.
JUNK SESSION.

To the Honorable Board OF supervisors.-Your
Committee on Claims beg leave to make the fol-
lowing report:
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-04-28

one day in 129 years; so to balance
his in the adjustment Of the calendar
known as the "Gregorian," after Pope
Gregory the Kill, now universally
adopted in the Christian countries, ex-
cept Russia, one Of the leap years is
dropped at the close Of every century,
except when the figures Of the centa
rial years. leaving out the two cyphers
at the end, can be divided by four
without remainder. Thus 1000 wae
4 leap year, and 1000 will be, but 100,
1900 and 1900 are not.
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why 1870 Is Not n Lean Year.

The year 1900, although it is not a
eap year, and it comes about in this
way Uider the Julian period" the
'o'ar year was considered to consist of
'"'ee hundred and sixty-five days and
"quarter of a day, and an additional
way was inserted in the calendar every
'our'h year to make up for Gnr lost
quarters, and this is the 29th day of
ieoruary. But the Julian method of
,''eFca'atlon makes the year too long
W II minutes and lok seconds. This
puts Tue calendar ahead of solar tine
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Brevity.

The king uf ZuIu-land is said to have
recently addressed u note to the Brit
ish officer at South Africa as follows:
|"Excclency-First came the mission
ary, next the consul, now the army.
Cetywayo." This brief letter recalls
some short speeches and curt cores
pondence which will doubtless be de-
Ilightful reading in these times Of long
harangues at Washington. A ives
tern Judge upon time, addressed the
grand jury in these words: Gentle
men: The weather is extremely hot;
am very old; you know your duty
perform it." Another American Judge
once interviewed in an odd way TO pre-
vent waste of words. He was sit
ting in chambers, and seeing from the
pile of papers in the lawyers hands,
that certain case was likely. to be a
long one, he asked: "What is the
amount in question:" 1.-TWO dollars,
your honor" said the plaintiff IS coun-
sci. "Fll pay it," said the judge, hand
ing over the money; "call the next
case.' An English judge was more
patient. He listened for a couple of
days to the arguments of the counsel
as to the construction of an act, and
finally observed. when they were done:
brothers, that act was repealed year
ago. One morning a woman was
shown into DR.. Aherncthy's room. Be-
tore he could speak s. e barred her arm,
saying: Burn" "a poultice," said
the doctor. Next day slls called again,
showed her arm, and said: "Better."
Continue the poultice," was the re-
sponse. A few days afterward she
came again; then she said: "Well.
1our tee!" Nothing" said the great
physician; "you are the most sensible
woman | evor saw" Lord Berkeley
wishing to apprise the Duke of Dorset
ol his changed condition wrote: Dear
Dorset: have just been married, and
am the happiest dog alive. Berkeley
1ne answer came: "Dear Berkeley
Every dog has his day. Dorset" The
editor of a Chicago newspaper, want.
ms the details of terrible inundatior
'h connecticut, telegraphed to Cor.
respondent at Hartford: "Send ful
particulars OF the flood" The repl,
came quickly: "You will fiud them il
Genesis"
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1882-04-28

A young woman of Ukiail recently
went out in a crazy dug-out to spear
salmon.
While her clothes were drying on a
rock, and she was trying to get the
clans out of her hair. a young man
passed that way and the yonng woman
took co, er behind sugar-pire. The
youth seeing the things" paused phi
losophically t., consider them and avail!
himself of whatever moral he might
adnce from them.
1t was only an immoral that he got,
but he continued his Investigation for
some time and then cried "Hxllo!r like
the shout box of telephone. NJ one
answering, it was inferable that the
owner Of the clothes had committed
suicide by drowning, and the young
man thought it his duty to take the
clothes to the coroner. But he hadn't
gone very far until he heard faint
and hesitating echo to his "hellom He
stopped and vented a ringing baritone
"Where are you?" and was nendaci-
ously answered with soprano "On the
other side of the river" "What do
you want, Miss?' he enquired, trife
hewldered. "Want my clothes, please,
said the voice. He thought pretty
hard. the young man did. Then he
said: "All right; I'll go behind this
sugar-pine while you swim over and
get them" He did so and there was
a sound of a going hence. There was
long vivid flash of young woman,
which appeared to strike in a patch If
chapparel four hundred yards away,
and the young man swears to this day
that it was followed by dcafening
peal of thunder. Such are the freaks
of an excited imagination. 1t is held
10 Ukiah that this young man ought 10
marry this young woman, and he says
he would not mind marrying hundred
yards or SD of her but that the remain
der is too dim Wasp.
81 knew he was no saint" said the
parsons wife, referring to a party VIII,
occasionally attended church, but
whose piety her husband was in the
habit of extolling.
"No saint, my dear? | don't under
stand you."
Don't, eh? Well. | sat in the pew
! next to him this morning, and wheI
he made believe get down to pray, hi
knee. joints creaked like the rusty hin
ges of an old barn door,
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Examination OF Teacsers.

The quarterly examination of Teach
ers for Boise county, will begin at =
o'clock p. NJ. May Sd. 1882. at the office
of G. S. Kingsley, in Idaho City.
G. S. KINGSLEY, Examiner.
GILBERT BUTLER, Supt.
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$500 per year can be easily made at
home working for L. G. Rideour q Go.
10 Barclay Street, New York. Send
for their catalogue and full particularst
Oct. %, silly.
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SUMMONS.

In the District Court of the second Judi
cial District, of the Territory of Idaho,
in and for the county of Boise.
Joseph Hill, Plaintiff,
vs.
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About half of the newspaper fra
te,nity of Nevada are candidates for
State Printer, while the other half are
forming combinations with prospective
nominees for share of the pap.