The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-10-24
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The Queen City Guards are requested
to meet ut the armOrv, Tuesday night.
"A horse belonging to U. F. Short,
hitched to q buggy, ran away, yesterday
afternoon. Nobody hurt.
An unusual number Of country folk
were in the city. yesterday, and the mer-
chants were correspondingly glad to greet
them.
The K. & T. passenger, due here at
1890, o. M, was nearly six hours late, last
night. 1t got here at about 4 o'clock. this
morning.
MIR. John Riley, the old gentleman
who was gored by vicious bull, Friday
afternoon, was reported rs still near deaths
door, yesterday afternoon.
AT meeting of the board of trustees
of the Sedalia university held last evening
ut the First Presbyterian church, the Rev.
George H. Beattie was unanimously elect
ed president of the institution.
An article, headed "Queen Victoria at
Home" is going the rounds of the press.
1t is gratifying to know that the old lady
has returned, and it is to be hoped that she
enjoyed her vacation.
The infant son of Deputy Circuit
Clerk Athey, on Friday evening, chanced
TO get hold of glass containing salts OF
tartar, and drained the contents. The un-
palatable dose made the little fellow very
sick for awhile, and it was found necessa-
ry to summon medical aid.
o -Socrates said that q man should get
drunk once q month, but that he should
lock himself in q room and drink good
wine. If Mr.. Socrates had left some ar
angement by which good wine and room
could be secured, we would feel q much
greater veneralion for the great Grecian.
The corpse of Miss Annie Jones, in
charge of the father and brother of the de-
ceased, passed through the city last even
ing, enroute to Caddo, /. T. Miss Jones
has been attending school at Fulton, Mo
where she died, yesterday, of typhoid fever,
after an illness of about four weeks dcra-
ton.
Mrs Martha Bolton, who is visiting
her cousin, Mrs Chas. Holland, had one of
her arms severely burned from the finger
Ups to the elbow yesterday. She was AS
sisting i'm the culinary work i'm the kitchen,
Mrs. Holland being busy with other house
hold affairs, when some grease WAS acct
'ently overturned on the stove, and flash
ing up burned Mrs Bottoms arms as
stated.
There is no way by which the vexa-
ions of life NAV he avoided. The rich
nan encounters difficulties which he thinks
ire unknown to the poor man, and the poor
nan experiences perplexities which he
Knows are far removed from the man of
seaIth. Re take life as you find it and to
make the best OF it is the only philosopti- |
al plan. some men are born to be poor,
md others born 10 be rich, and il seems no |
especially On the part of the |
Door man, can alter this decision of curious !
nature. Your only recourse is to read the |
3Azoo and be happy.
Now we are greeted with the Jolly |
OYSTER sign with its happy, smiling Punch |
,r Judy grinning like chestnut cat. His |
vide, open coHntenarce, and his don't |
expenses expression is what
wins US He holds a mammoth oyster !
Lell i'm one hand, and with the other is
rying TO shove. of an oyster i'm the yavn-
ng chasm by its side. The::cysIer is three
lines larger than the sbOveier's head in |
he picture, and We should wonder how The |
wo can coaiesce. Perhaps the scene is
lot taken from real life, but is merely
L AXE believe. The artist has our sympa-
by.
The Rev M. J. Savage, of Boston,
'reached a sermon on newspapers PEG
de often hold" he said, "thxt the world is
aore wicked now than ever il was before
In explanation Of this, believe, will be
ound in the fact that NO man who is not
O atterly alone and so far away that what
e does and says cannot be re-
or,ed as news is safe to-day in the COM
mission of crime, for the chances are that
cry soon he will see his name in the news
aper telling all about him, and this, ii
GU think OF it, is the one thing that the
verage man fears more than he fears God,
lore than he hopes for heaven, and more
nan he breads hell" On the other hand
fr. Savage blames newspapers because he
Kinks they are generally cynical in tone.