The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-22
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lAf RAYS MtfM he f@bf ti4N a9th
Gbsl,s1d lneiio ~ his osh. bat u
- ral@iei lhsi lhey ~ stia,oA sreand
. latleas,i kylp rasAe cnvf
"Rb.i arc sea blowing si'gu't said
ihe ites IL sbs iagusdo 'Iiloving about
e.gbiy .pi.os ia hoar. aas ibe rerlf
I4,isa arr 80 bei IA reuntl lsaais
ihat shea ,lagy ~ aussn siihoai pound
ea ia.t tbty Asl kin What state be eoinos
irQls.
Mara Tvala thinks Is ought "a be
easy eaoaph 81 "a 10 bAtes good naTy
All We uabt i. snnr ships We aase soi
vss.g enough
a,i.pu exchange says that striped
para a base tkca ite piaoc q striped
,terk8F Eut 5, a0s heliere Il Nhy |
ihes Hy o.usdb
.th h,ttcf d i.a caught on, "a ihun.
d 4Jm STA Andhcr nlau's nlalgslla
tia T. -. ysus hl % Aa ioe cream saloon
wita 4..et,.rr llaas siie.
IA iuskrls aaD s4ys las wiie works
ll-e D halug ny THIS Nc presume he
estass % CONVEY ,he li~a that she never
va 80 ~ neia tia fame spot
ahs iaqIn,s tie editor Of The
Pu.iaIe.pliA 7,.,rs, shall Nc do With u
gif lie ran do vhai be hkcs ~ith his
ia. .aaaru him IL lot ours alone
a Congressman who does no, scatter
siA ui iehi bushels Of Agricultural Depart
- .4l a,gds aiaong has constituents must
mA~. tss ,4sAi campaign on bis temperance
usafl
ailg vas tie most perfect gentleman
r.as saa said kentuckian of Henry
CLAY When yon went TO see him hs
handed you tbs whiskey bottle and then
turned his back
-"Nhai pant, asked a Sunday school
teacher. "of the Burial Of Sir John Moore
do ua ikg bestf rhe boy was thought
ia lor a moment aud ten replied. Few
aud abof. Wcre the prayers We said.
iile world does not accept a statement
uitl.oui verifying it, Weare told that the
Way ufiAo transgrcssor is bard, aud pretty
ncau5 every man 10 the community is try.
ine d dnd ont for himself jus, how bard
II b..
Denver Chinunan who has gons in.
10 the ice cream business recently las the
following sign near the door. You catch
en- heezee belly two bi,tee alice same Sian
Flaneisco Ii becomes more and more
evident that We are ruined by Chinese
cheap labor
- 4 woman may wear her hat knocked
iuto any conceivable shape and both
herself and the becoming style of hat Is
pronounced perfectly loyely;.but Just let
i4au jatn ia one aide of the bat he wears
qua be is At once proclaimed frst-class
roSdy.
Tie reputation OF lllinsans for hard
drinking appears TO be spreading The
house Of representatives "burst into roar
Of laughter when Mr.. Goa, pointing his
finger al Townsend, Of Illinois, and said
whoever drinks the wbiskey pays the tax
aud the gentleman from Illinois knows 1t.
A lady fashion writer says. In dress
We are nothing but monkeys" And The
Norristown Herald wants TO know: "Whe
ever saw a monkey attired in corset,
twenty dollar bat, seventeen button gloves
a lot Of false hair and several hundred dol
lars worth Of dry goodsg
Asisitor on calling at friends hoas'
during the session Of the legislature
was questioned thus by little boy
Where is your ax2' "What do yor
mean, little boyY" asked the visitor -
heard pa say the reason you came to town
was, you had an az to grind.
Yes. this must be the ladies cabin,
said a yoang lady 10 her friend as the
halted a, the door Of a cabin OF Fullo'
Ferry boat and peered inquisitively ~
why do YOU think SOP dcubtingly aske'
the othor "Oh, because there are so ma
nv men ia Il, wastbc answer.
letter mailed 10 1868 was recent
laa,sl t.shind Shelf 10 a country postol
ngt. anA forN ardet to It's destination.
Wasaddrsssd 10 young lady, and contain
I'd amarriage proposal When the lal
read II she looked pieased, aud exclaimed
Law mel didn't expect TO hear irot
Iuuu 81 sooa. But what a wonderful
thine IL tie fact mail service
jones Ncnt u See his girl one eycniia
aui brown Vas 10 meek him aitet~ai'
Btosn waited and waited and then %
and hsxan waiting over again ia 'se'
plaa, aAI ah3at midnight Jones rush,r
~ "aclion sAd irown, ~ bat tho dsac
s. tie NATTER have been waiting a.
boar ios yea. Well, replied Jon.
"aouldui ga away any sooner hecause
hal 10 sisy 10 lunch "Lunehl ,huu,
and forked lightning yoa stayed ],
enoash 70 cat the v hole girl
The story is told d an old bnule
MicMgsn pho los, his way 10 the woo'.
nlalcr q times uhen tie country
mas. "A length he secured pocket & q
plsA anA lts t.se aas explained 10 him
freud Bai shortly afterwards be lot
sAs aFAm ana las oa As nnal. MI.
fysissA ia gas stied ~ly he did not II
by TIE osmpsss he dill no, dare !" !
sail. ~ wanted - gonorih aud be ~
tonrle he thing point north, buii,
aay use 1xeala shake. shake shake rqg
and point southeast every time