Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-17
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The man who is behind the times has all the world before him.
 Bayard Taylor used tD call snowiiakes "the wild white bees of winter"

The man who is behind the times has
 all the world before him.
 Bayard Taylor used to call snowiiakes
 "the wild white bees of winter.
 The proper way to warm the house Is
 to keep the cellar coaied.-Philadelphia ChronIcle-IIerald.
 4 New York doctor and his patient died on the same day, the doctor little
 while before the patient.
 A number of ladies with new sealskin sacques prophecy that the present win ter will be one of the coldest on record.
 Herbert Spencer considers the wear i trousers well defined mark of mental imbecilty.
 Your language IS wholly uncalled | for" as the publishers told the author whose work failed to sell.-Marathon | Independent.
 John Smith, do you know what | Shakespeare says about borrowingy' "No; but I'll ..a; borrow your Shak speare and find out"
 The mouthpieee of the telephone may be perfectly respectable, but there are great many things sad against it. Marathon Independent.
 Edward King says that the only great reform accomp ished by the French Republic in it's seven years Is the Compulsory EducatlOn law.
 "Why is a young man like kernel of corn?" asked young lady. Because" said another, "he turns white when he pops" Saturday Evening Ga Zette.
 The Hartford COurGrt remarks that the voters have got tired of chaff. The amount Of thTashing they have done lately doesn't seem to indicate 1t, how ever.-Lowell Courier.
 One of the women of tine New York show of beauties WIS adiudged to have the nest 'mertonous eyes, but she didn't secure the ;rIze. This was one of the cases where fhe eyes didn't nave it.
 It is said that tie fifteen Brooklyn Alderman now In jail for contempt Of court are supremely happy in thelr mis- fortune. They haven't felt so much at home for a long while Boston Tran | script.
 Joseph Cook of Boston delivered 2j0 1 lectures during his recent tour around l the world. That weare still on terms ! of peace with all nations save the In dlans, is lIttle remarIable.-Norris- l town Herald.
 Dress has a moral eliec. upon the con ! duct of mankind. Let any gentleman ! find himself with dirty boots, old sur | tout, soIled neck and a general | negligence of dress, he will, in all proba | bilItly, find a corresponding dispositions l hy negligence of Gldress.-Sir Jonah | Burlington.
 A man out in Jeffersonville, Ind, isO- l lated from human society for weeks, was | taken with smallpO and the physician | in attendance thinks the germs of the i disease were brought by G mosquito, all | the way from the pest house in Louis | vile. This is the biggest libel concern | ing the sweet voiced insect yet publish 1 ed.-Boston Transcript.
 It was most suggestive point made | by the late Earl of hinton, tO three | clergymen, as follows: Now when | go l to hear you (addressing one of them) you | are always preaching aGout what she the Church-says; and when l go to | hear you (addressinc anotherl you are always dIlating on it-doctrIne; but | when I go to hear you addressing the third band | do so often because he always breaches Him Christ.
 "John, my dear," sad an Austin wife to her husband, "I wish you had been at church Mr. Smith preached a very interesting sermon. He prayed for you that IS, he prayed for the absent ones. Well then it is lucky l was not there. for if had been there l could not have been one of the absent once" "Why not Johny" Because if he had included me in his prayer Iwould have had bet ter luck. I did't get a single bite and 1t was a good Sunday to fish too. l think when he was praying for the ab- sent ones he was thinking of his brother who IS absent in the penItentiary al Huntsville Texas Slftings.