Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-10-03

c.Ie sam conunues W @s'oiiiSh 'ue
d :, debt payer
,,,.sy is cOntemplatinga trip abroad,
washington dispatch
.r,tl, while and campaign bands
l',s l.,se to make night hideous.
-. Khedive should die, about all
,nrning in Egypt would be 'offi-
4 = riy>t Napoleon was very fond of
'' Ispoleon's wife never did any
! sr., however.
r,ro are becoming numerous again
y, Black Hills. \ drove Of 10000
,,ently seen there.
=, ,irv of Baltimore will require $40
~,.roxcs at its municipal election in
p.,ts--,hrte at each poll.
,l,. not seem To require much evil
in Ireland to hang a peasant ae-
g., numbering a landlord.
u., street isoverrun by female gam
ubopester the life out of the reg
,p,ralors by demanding pointers.
s,timateti that 7,4s4, ,699, ,OO2 mos
-.,s, were either killed or injured
-snr the recent severe storms in New
..~y
,rrtber star router has been con-
Al He was one of a lot Of five and
~ sn insignificant thief, but every
.t helps.
rae.u thousand trunks left Saratoga
oDe day recently, 50 it's safe to
-son that at least 15O, 900 oaths were
ken in town on that occasion.
v,'rv Idaho, 8 town so small that
,s. uo place in geography, finds no.
NV - the place in which nine men
- oykrd up for as many murders.
The comet is the celestial queen Of the
-mrjgs now, and a sight Of it at 4:3O
vi rrray- the personal discomfort Of
r,,in, out of bed at so early an hour.
,TU,son, Arizona, woman carried q
..7.,r underneath her cOrsets all day
~ss snI didn't know it. The scorpion
~, Ilueezed 50 tightly that he couldn't
rakr his presence known. Poor little
sorp.
4 EaHalo reporter has counted the
.sa.h.r,es in that city and found the
-,ahrlo be so. \ Buffalo reporter
-, that he must get some item to put
-,hr paper, even if the town is too
aat to furnish any news.
There were 1863 weddings in Phila-
.aphia last year, which, leaving Sun
ly, out, is an average Of twenty-five a
2y. The Quaker city will surpass this
svrrsgr this year, we are told by a
paper. Let the music go
Co.,
The party which was so Mortified at
le mholy fusion between the Demo
cats and the Greenbackers in Maine
tss just sent fresh Remittance OF
$1,000 20 aid the fusion between the
2publirauS and Greenbackers Of North
CanGua.
\ green servant girl recently prepared
swatermelon for dinner. She cut it
MO four pieces, scooped out all the red
.ssl, with the seeds, and carried the
gsen and white rind to the table. Af-
EIgard she explained that in her coun-
Try no one would think that such a lit
lie berry as that was a watermelon.
Canada First, the handsomest paper
ever published in Canada, has just
climbed the golden stair. It's chief OBJ
.ert in life was To advocate independ-
sHce for the Dominion. Evidently the
majority OfOur friends across the border
ae content to be tied to the apron
strings Of the old country a while longer.
The Inhabitants of Matamoras, Texas,
a'e certainly a grateful people. They
aad a public ball and a grand display of
Ire works on Thursday evening aH be-
,ause no new cases of yellow fever have
leNdeyeloped, and the Iayages of the
.'sad disease are thought to have been
suppressed. A quiet day of devout
thanksgiving would certainly have been
More IN accordance with the fitness of
,4mgs.
The small province Of Hohenzollern,
slh population of only $1,000, is the
hampton consumer of beer in the en-
le domain Of Prussia, By the statisti-
a bureau, while an average consump-
4'n OF beer in the whole country for
."I Is struck at S4.2 Iters, in Hohen-
"uern the average on the same basis
eaeheS l53 litres. These 1000 inhabi-
.AIs Of Hohenzollern spent for beer in
4e same year l,2O2, 46S marks above
Tue average for like number of people
L Prussia.
A'a late hour few nights ago a
0sPIe appered at the office of Leav-
,u"orlh, Kan, justice to be married.
Tue Justice was not in. Thereupon the
"o quarreled as TO the responsibility
" their tardiness, and ended the affair
!! SEPARATING and departing in different
~'ec'lons. The next evening the man
.PPeared with a new woman and was
-''f'eu To her, and a few minutes later
~ woman concerned in the original
-Sasemcnt put in an appearance with
-'O'ler man and was married to him.
\ 81 Louis observer has discovered