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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26
A. Booths Extra Selects
at A. II. DeBaun's, So Ohio leyce

Use THE CAIRO BULLETIN perforated
scratch. book, made of calendered jute
MANILA, equally good for ink or pencil. For
sale, in three sizes, at the office. No. and
3. five and ten cents each by the single one,
by the dozen or by the hundred, no varia-
ton in prices.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26
A. Booths Extra Selects
at A. r. DeBaun's, So Ohio levec
Bonanza! BOnanza!!

To buyers of Ladies, Misses and Chill
dren's shoes; have decided to close out
the above line of goods at cost, and
less, and carry a large stock OF Mems, Boys
and Youths only, So call and get your
own prices. They must be sold TO make
room for spring goods in Mems Boys and
Youths fine boots and shoes. II, BLOCK,
Eighth street, between Commercial and
Washington avenue. If.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26
OYSTERS and Fish.

am daily receiving fresh Mobile oysters
IN bulk, for sale, by the dozen or hundred
Especial attention is called to my daily re-
ceipts of fresh Red Snapper and other gulf
and game, fish. Depot, Ohio lcvee, corner
Eighth street. JACOB KLEE.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26

Receipt books, Cairo date line, perfora-
ted stub, suited to any business, manutac-
tured and for sale at the Cairo Bulletin
Office.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26

Notices In this colu,Hu, eight cents per line for
arst and i've cents per Inc each subsequent nser'
tlon. For one week. a0rents per line. For one
month, 90 cents per llne
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26
PROCLAMATION.

To all dealers in provisions, bakers, 'esuay
men and others, o'oeP
Notice ia hereby given that all Trains
over customary prices for necesl olhcia'
life, hauling and other labor &c. fm'heo 10
ly prohibited. Any violation ofo' without
will be severely dealt with. Pa9 IL might
ing of violation of this rule wifoats ana a
port such to Major Jesse Hinkssenger tram
co warehouse. BY order of TIN went out
VIGILANCE Caped. The
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26

Extra Select Oysters
at A. r. DeBaun's, SO Ohio levee.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26

A. Booths Extra Selects
at A. L. DeBaun's, SO Ohio levee.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26
DRUGGISTS NOTICE.

The Prescription and retail business of
our Washington avenue Store is transferred
to No. "A Ohio Levee for the present,
BARCLAY Bros.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26
WORK FOR WOMEah o ann,

i"' following was circulate and legged
'''o'"'oi "The ladies of Gator the cautious
'equ'S''' u nd a helpb him ttergrand
must be fed. Go to W -,
meat, or any kind of SUI ught NOT to pass
food to Herman Meyers =
levee between 4th and 9Th street
Don't delay, work till the last minute. ''S'
Respectfully,
B. F. Blake,
p. W. Barclay,
II. Meyers,
Cairo Feb Goth, 1882. Committee
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-02-26

Notices In these columns, ten centn per line,
each insertion. Marked
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
Taking Advice.

there was young man at the Central
Market Wednesday who looked the perfect
specimen OF the greenhorn. His hands were
large and red, his clothes didn't fit, and his
cowhide boots had just been rubbed down
with fried meat gravy. He was looking at
everything with open mouth when couple
of young men who had been driven in by the
rain commenced to guy him. One of them
asked him if he was on bridal tour, and the
other insisted on calling him Shakespeare.
Liberal offers were made for his coat and
boots, and an attempt was made to secure
him for lecturing tour through the country.
The young man took everything in a calm,
matter.offact way until gentleman came
along and said to him:
"See here. my friend, why do you stand
these insultsW
"Are they insulting me?"
"Of course they are"
"And should | resentt?"
Certainly you should"
"Then will. didn't know exactly what
to do, but thought I'd hold on for advice. If
you say go in, and slam EN-, I'll do So"
81 would"
Then l will p
In the coolest kind of a way he removed
his coat and rolled it up and laid it down,
placed his hat on the bundle, and without n
word of warning he waded in and knocked
one off the end of the bench, and the other
clear over it, and then gave each lift with
his cowhide. He won a complete victory
inside of two minutes without receiving a
scratch, and as he put on his coat he said to
his adviser
"Much obliged for your kindness, stranger.
If that's the way you do here in Detroit ri
have six months sickness on my knuckles for
the next chap who asks if they had to hire
hall to finish my boots in %
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
Which One was Crazy.

The late DR.. Brierre de Boismont had for
some forty years one of the best known of
Partisan Warehouses, andhe was friend of all
the artistic and literary celebrities of his time.
who dined with him frequently, the latter
often for the purpose ofmaking studies ofthe
various stages and sorts of INSANITY. One
day an animated discussion took place be-
tween the doctor and rich banker, who held
that madness could be easily detected, even
by non expert.
"On the contrary" said the DOCTOR IL have
dozen patients in my keeping who, outside
OF their pet ideas, are as sane and sensible as
you are. will make wager that will in.
troducc you to small dinner party at which
one of the guests will be one Of my most
hopeless cases, and that you will pass the
evening without discovering him."
"Done," said the banker; and the dinner
was set for the next Monday night. When
the party was about to break up the doctor
approached the banker and asked with a
smile
"Well, did you discover the mailman ~
Discover the madmanm echoed the ban
ker, with contemptuous curl of the lip,-
"Why, picked him out before we had been
at the table five minutes-the man on our
left? Any one could do it after hearing him
talk about his chemical enterprises, which
were to yield him fabulous sums. Mad as n
march hare could not help remarking as
much to the gentleman who sat beside me. :"
(which one ?"
The one on my right-a very quiet, gen.
tlemanly, well-informed man, too. Who was
he~
ooh, he was the mailman The gentle
man on your left was the novelist, Honore
] dc BalzacP"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
Where the House Fly Breeds.

As "hy time" approaches every house
keeper wonders where and how the ncreas-
ing swarms of pests multiply so rapidly.
The eggs, mere whitish specks to the I'M
aided eye, are laid in little agglutinated piles
| in warm manure or in decomposing vegeta-
ton, especially that about our stables and
barn yards. From 80 to 100 are laid at a
| time, and probably at three to four different
intervals by the same fly, though on this
point we have no exact data. Within
twenty-four hours in summer, they hatch
into footless maggots, which, after rioting in
filth till their tender skins seem ready to
burst from repletion, become fulfilled in less
than week, and descending into the earth,
or sheltering under some old board contract
to brown shining objects, rounded at both
ends, and technically known Us puparia.-
Within the darkness of this hardened skin
profound changes rapidly take place and the
insect passes through the pupa to the perfect
state, and finally, in about five days, the an
terror end of the puparium is pushed off and
the fly quickly crawls out. At first its parts
are pale and soft, and its wings are crumpled
and useless, but these soon expand, and sud-
denly, without practice or teaching, the new
fiedged fly wings its way to your table to
mock your displeasure-to share your repast
The length of time required from Matching to
maturity varies with the season and temper
allure, but will not exceed ten days in mid
summer, while the life of the perfect fly lasts
about three weeks at the same season. As
cold weather approaches propagation ceases,
and the older flies perish A few of the more
vigorous females, however, retreat to some
nook or Granny, where in state of torpor,
they survive until the ensuing season-links
twixt the summer gone by and to come
The insect may also hibernate in the pupa
state in the ground. In rooms kept contin.
uousy warm, or in more southern ATTITUDES,
the fly remains active all winter, and our
palace sleeping cars bring them daily to us
from Florida during the coolest months in
the year.-Scientifc Ame,Fcan
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
The Good Husband.

Some weeks since the wife of Phadel-
phia broker asked her husband to give her
$1,000 on which to speculate, and, like the
good man he is, he complied In a day or
two opportunity offered to buy some county
railroad bonds at very low figures, and she
invested. When lie came home that night
she remarked:
George it seems as if remember of your
having some Blank county railroad bonds"
Eyes, did"
Just thousand dollars worth, wasn't
to"
Exactly"
"And you sold thcm?"
YES, today"
"What are they worth?'
about ten per cent"
"What !" she shrieked. "Why, | bought
those very bonds and paid ninety five for
themp
Just So darling; just so You wanted
to speculate; knew you would get bitten
| therefore arranged it to cover the most OF
that thousand back into my wallet"
"But, sir"
"Bc calm, Maria, be calm. If you lose your
temper that way you'll never have any luck
buying on an excited market. You ought to
be proud of husband who can take in
seven or eight hundred dollars on little
speculation like that Val Street Nescs.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
Shying HOr5es.

To cure the dangerous habit of soaring at
any new object, the oregon Farmer says:
MY plan when riding horse, and he
scares at any object along the road, is to
speak to him kindly. Then stop him as soon
as convenient. Let him stand and take a
good look at the object he scared at, then give
him few gentle strokes on the neck with the
hand and coax him up to the object Do not
whip him nor urge him too hard at first but
give him to see that he is not going TO be
hurt Then have him go up and smell of the
object-ifit is not dead animal or some
other offensive thing. When this has been
done few times his confidence in his master
and himself has been gained l find he will
soon stop if he sees anything he does not
understand. Some will say they do not
want horse to stop. He will not stop many
times, for he will soon learn that he is not
going to be hurt, and he will not scare. find
that some horses scare from having their
foretops hanging over their eyes, which gives
objects the appearance of moving"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
And Mr.. Nottingham went off rejoicing.

| And Mr.. Nottingham went off rejoicing
| But Wigs u Sangster, the agents in
charge of the Filkirk place. were exultant
when he arrived
-Four hundred pounds and mortgage for
the balance is very well" said Mr.. Sangstcr
"but they had another offer this morning OF
cash down, and they had considered it their
duty to Mr.. Filkirk to close with it. Very
sorry-but perhaps they might suit Mr..
| Nottingham with some other piece of pro-
| pertyY
Mr.. Nottingham went home sadly dispirit-
| ed.
"Whcre's the use of trying to save money!"
said he. "lm going to give up after this ~
81 don't agree with you there, DEAR" said
Mrs. Nottingham. I've been saving money
for the last three years, and I've found it
pays"
"You have?" said her husband.
"Of course | have. Do you suppose spent
all The money? Not n bit of it. | put the
best part of it out on interest, always follow
Uncle Wethcrbce's advice in my investments,
and I've bought house with ii !"
"What house,"
Mr.. Nottingham's eyes opened wider and
wider.
"The Filkirk house." said Mrs Noting
ham, her lips and cheeks dimpled all over
with satisfaction. II completed the bargain
10 day. My dear" stealing one arm around
her husbands heck-"how do you think
have held up my end of the business partner
ship"
Better than have done myself, Phoebe"
said Mr. Nottingham with curious moisture
coming into his eyes. my plucky little wife,
am proud of you"
at was your money, Nicholas" said the
wife in II ialtcring voice.
"But it was your prudence and economy
that stored it up, Phmbe."
"'rhcn you don't regret the term and the
articles of our partnerships"
So the young couple moved into the Fill
kirk house when the first of May came around
and the contest room, with n south window
and an open fireplace for n wood fire was
reserved for Uncle Wcthcrbee
And Mr.. Nottingham is never tired of tel
ling his friends his wife bought fireplace with
her share of the partnership profits.
"The most charming woman in the world"
says Mr.. Nottingham.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
A Minister Who Didn't Get Left so
Badly,

as this the Rev. Mr. Mulkittle?" said a
kind of out of season man, entering the library
of well-known Little Rock minister.
eyes sir; have a seat"
II have called to transact piece of business
which to the world may seem ridiculous, sir,
but which, viewed froma spiritual cminence,
is of importance"
"What is it ~ asked the minister, regard
ing the visitor with peculiar interest
II want you to love me-"
"Love your gasped the good man, regard
ing the petitioner and inwardly vowing that
he had never before met a more repulsive
looking human being.
"9es, sir, want you to love me" and he
sat down and closed his eyes as though he
intended to await the announcement of the
decision. "The cammand is to love one
another. | confess that | love YOU" and
opening his eyes he leered at the preacher.
"Wel, sir" said the minister, "your de.
mand, after all, is simple Isuppose that you
have been lost tor many years and have just
tasted grace, aud that you especially want
the love of ministers. Yes, love you"
THANK you. Now, when we love any
one, we are willing to help him. Gimme
dollar, sir, gimme dollar. Out of the love
you bear me, gimme dollar"
The minister arose, took down box and
handed the visitor dollar Goodbye; !
hope you will always loveme," and the lover
was gone.
"How did you make it ?" said arough-look-
ing man when the lover reached a street
corner not far away.
"Fine Never but one preacher that got
away with me- and he was an old Baptist
that insisted upon ducking me in the river
before he could love me. Preachers like
something odd The odd wav of str;kinr
them is repealed"
"Let me see the money"
"Here she is; new dollar. Let's go and
take something"
81 guess not, the thing is counterfeit" 1t
was imitation, and the two thieves looked at
each other in silence The minister poked
his head over the fence and laughed
like horse. This dollar had come to him
in contribution box.-Arkansaao TIuueller.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
About Falling In Love.

Mrs. Howe says women do not fall in love
any more" All, well. Perhaps Mrs. Howe's
charming and beautiful daughter is much
better authority on that subject than her
gifted mother. You see, Mrs Howe, there
comes time when wc-when we are apt to
well, the plain fact of the matter is, other
people do not grow old at eighteen lust
because we do at forty-five. There are girls
falling in love headlong, every day, in the
same old impulsive, romantic, beautiful, un-
questioning fashion that used to prevail when
their mothers mothers mothers wore dimples
twenty years old When the time comes
that men and women do not fall in love, you
may just nickel-plate this poor old world and
sell II for moon. There will be nobody on
it when that time comes Women don't fall
in love any more9 Ofcourse not they can't
perform impossibilities, and they cannot fall
in love any more than they do, unless the
years are made Burlington Hasckeye
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
Hnctical.
OUR WINTER FRIENDS.


Some little sparrows, OH tree,
Were chattering together;
Said one of them, ut seems to me
Wen soon have falling weather;
wouldn't feel the least surprised
If ] should hear IL thunder
"Wcll, you're extremely weathcr-wise,"
An old one said 81 wonder
Where you were Matched and when my dear,
To talk of that, this time of year.
ITS much more likely, let me say,
Although it's to my sorrow,
That you will see II snow to-day
At all events Tomorrow
He hoped OF to another twig,
When he had thus admonished
His ncighbors, not so wise and big,
And left them quite aStOnshed
"What does he mean and what is snow"
They asked each other: DO you know"
And not a single one could tell;
SO, after lots of chatter,
They al concluded, very well,
Twas no such mighty matter.
But, in the nighttime, came the snow,
According to his warning;
And oh such flying to and fro,
And twittering, next morning!
'How cold it - they chirped-"Oh, dear!
How disagreeablc and queer!'
The old one swelled with sef-conccit:
II told you So" he muttered.
Now see what you will find to eat"
And off again he tuttered.
The little sparrows in despair,
They looked at one another
"Oh where is all the seed, and where
The bugs and worms, my brother?
To die of hunger-that'sa fate
One shudders to contemplate"
Now in the house behind the tree,
There was little maiden,
Who laughed out merrily to see
The branches all snow-ladcn.
She broke her bread up crumb by crIImb
Along the sill Tomorrow
And called, Dear little birdie, come!
Here's some for every sparrow,
I'll feed you, darIngs. every day,
Because you'll never fly away.
1.-THE bluebirds and the bobolink,
They're birds of gayer feather
But not as nice as you, think,
That stay in Wnter-weathcr;
So hop along the window sill,
There's food enough for twenty;
Come every day. and eat your M,
You'll always find plenty"
And after that come frost or snow,
BE sure the birds knew where To go.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15

Ernest A. Jaeger, Baltimore, says: "My
son, from delicate health, by the use OF
Browns Iron Bitters, has become stout, ro-
bust boy"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15

REV. T. Marshall West, Ellicott City, says
browns Iron Bitters has benefited me in
dyspepsia and general debility"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15

sol N. Fremont ST., Baltimore
During the war I was in
jured lin the stomach by piece
Of a shell, and have suffered
from it ever since. About four
years agoit brought on paraly-
sis, which kept me in bed six
months, and the best doctors
in the city said ! could not
live. Isullered fcarfully from
indigestion, and for over two
years could not cat solid food
and for a large portion of the
time was unabletoretain even
liquid nourishment. / tried
Browns Iron Bittcrsandnow
after taking two bottles | am
able to get up and 90 around
and am rapidly improving.
G.. DECKER.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15

BROWNS IRON BlTTERS is
a complete and sure remedy for
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Malaria,
Weakness and all diseases requir-
ing true, reliable, non-aIcohoIic
tonic. It enriches the blood, gives
new life to the muscles and tone
to the nerves,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
JUST THINK OF IT!

Dress Goods, 8 to Ct Cents. Beautiful Dress
Goods 10 to 10! Cents. Double width Black
Cashmere as low as 90 Cents. Handsome
Black Silks, so Cents and upwards Cheviot
Shifting Cents. 1914 White Blankets $3.50
and upwards, Remnants of Prints, many Of
them beautiful and all desirable, at only
Cents. Good Prints mot remnants) Cents
Bleached and Brown Muslin, 5 Cents and
upwards. For your Husbands and Sons, we
have Cassimcres and Kerscys, 25 Cents and
upwards. A full line of Black Cloth and
Docskins.
Our stock of Goods for Mems Clothing
will be sure to please your taste. We have
lots of other goods equally low Remember
we guarantee satisfaction or will refund your
money.
Gornar Glow and HiUb Ste Ra1+iuora
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-12-15
LADIES WHO ARE PRUDENT
DRY GOODS

on our counters and shelves. Remember
that we are Always Ahead in Low Prices,
and Prices are now so low that it requires
little expense for lady to dress well and
tastefully.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-05-30

The Hon. p. lie foer trench. for ten
years attached to the legationn at Wash
ington. most of the time as private sec
Rotary to Sir Edward Thornton, who
valued his services very highly, has late
ly reached Rome az secretary OF the en-
bassy. He is brother to the Earl of
Clancarty, whose family is remotely
linked to the Macarthys, Earls of that
ilk, whose title was attained and whose
estates were confiscated for the last
sarl's participation in the Pretender's
cause 1t has been estimated that these
estates are now, or nj least were before
the antirent movement, worth 81 .0O0, GOO
year. Gully a small portion of
them is in the hands of Lord Clanoarty.
Mr.. Trench's grandfather was an emf
nent diplomatist, and gave SO much sat
isfaction in Holland that he was created
Marquis Of Heusden in that country. q
dignity still enjoyed by his grandson.
MIR. Trench is very we'll known IN New
York and Newport.