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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

'THANK COP" exclaimed the Rev.
Mr.. TALMAGE, referring to Judge Hill
TON, who proposed to close up the bust
ness of A. I. STEWART 4 Co.-"thank
God! that in the latter part of the Nine
teenth century there should appear one
man who could say: Tve got enough,
and then stop"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
UNDERTAKING.
NO I ice.

There has been a wrong impress
sion going around that Mr.. Luke
has gone out of the UNDERTAKING
business on account of his Casket
Sample Room being moved up stairs.
II is not true, for he is better able
to attend TO anything that belongs
to the business now than he ever
was. He keeps everything that
belongs to the business on hand,
and everything he handles are from
the first-class manufacturers. IT
any of his friends has the misfor-
tune to lose any of their relations
YOU can find Mr.. Luke at 1890
MARKET STREET, Telephone A
So. He will attend with diligence
and respect at any hour, day or
night. Very respectfully,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

The gas furnished by the city at this
time is little better than tallow-dip,
and can beat the latter, all hollow, smo.
king.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS
The date printed on the wrapper Of
eaehpaper denotes the time 'ohen the sub
scT,iptioH expires.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
MARRIED..

MORAN-PURDY-On May 3rd, at the pala-
tiaI residence of the brides uncle. Mr.. II. NJ.
Hervey, of Wellington Place, near Wheeling
w. Va, by Rev. j. II. Flanagan, assisted oS
Jersey, and Miss MARY Z. PURDG, Of the
former place.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

THAT Pennsylvania harmony" is
thought to be of the kind that does not
harmonic worth a cent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

The only physician We have had in the
family for three years is PERUNA-the best.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
I q q . .

Fall Meeting state Fair and Exposition,
September n, IL, Il, II, 10 and 10.
Centennial Day, saturday, september 18th.
Speeches by distinguished orators on Satur-
day, 18th. myo
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
wgw ApvERr,sEmExrs.
STRAY COWS.

noY wANTED-FRoM l6 TO Is YEARS
ID Of age. Good position ana GOOD wageS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
I882---SPRlNG MEETING
West Virginia Exposition
-AND-
State Fair Association,
WHEELING, w. VA.
HALE MILE TRACK,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Saturday,
JUNE :, 8, . and 1O.I
Purses, $:S, 90
PROGR ANNIE.


Entries close May 9th.
First Day-wednesday. June 9TH.
l. Purse, SIDO-3:OO class. First, 500; second,
SlOO; third, SO; fourth $40.
.. Purse, SjOO-2:26 class. First, $50; second ,
SIPS; third, S75; fourth, 80.
Second Day-Thursday, June sth.
3 Purse, s5OO-2:SO class. First, $50; second,
Sl2j; third S7j; fourth, $50
I. Purse, SiOO-22O GLASS PAGERS. First, S2p;
second, 500; third, $50; fourth, $40.
p Purse, sHO-Running, Mule heats, in >;
First, Sl0O; second, so; third, so; tourth,S2O
Third Day-Friday. June 9th.
i. Purse, sIUO-2:E5 class First, 500; second,
SlCU; third, SO; fourth, so.
: Purse, SlUO-Horses owned In Ohio county.
and never having trOttcd for money. First,
$50; second, SIS; third, SD; fourth, SO.
Fourth Day Saturday, June 10th.
:. Pure, S2O0-Running, mile heats, in 3.
First, SlOU second, So; third $50; SECOND, $50.
Q, Purse, SiOO-Frec for all. First, S2jU; second,
Sl2j; third, SO: fourth, 50
10. Purse, SpO-2:b class. First, SUI; ecOnu,
SlVO; third. so; fourth, SO.
CONDITIONS.
The above races to be mile heats, 3 in D in
harness, excepting Nos. } and * To be gov
crned by the rules and regulations OF the VA,
iiOnal grOtting Association, as amended
February, 1852. Entries close May 9TH, AT II
O'Clock T.. VI at the SecretaryS Office. En-
trance fee 10 per cent OF purse. Four entries
required 10 NIL and three to start. horse
distancing the field, or any part thereof, Will
receive but one money, Address all cOmnunl-
A. REYMANN, President.
GEO. r. TINGLE, Secretary.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

Captain Chas. Muhlemsn, NJ. +. Noll, Clerk,
viii make an excursion trip to the Cincinnati
May Festival, leaving Wheeling Tuesday,
May 10th, at 8 p. NJ, arriving at Cincinnati
Thursday noon, and will return Friday at
midnight, thus giving eXcursionists time to
attend four concerts.
Remember, by taking the Andes you can
attend more concerts than by taking any
other steamer.
The Wheeling Opera House Orchestra and
Brass Band will furnish the music during the
trip. Be sure to engage rooms early.
Fare for the Round Trip. including board
while in the city, sc. my3ya
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
SILVER AND GOLD.

Avery interesting minority report has
come from the Committee on Banking
and Currency in the House of Repre-
sentatives at Washington, in which
several points in the silver question are
dealt with in very conclusive way.
In answer to the allegation that the
unlimited coinage of silver is driving
gold out of the country" the minority
report meets this assertion with the fact
that more gold has flowed to our shores
since we remonetized silver and re-
summed the coinage of it than before.
The estimated amount of gold coin in
the country at the close of each fiscal
year since the act authorizing the COIN
age Of the silver dollar was As follows:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

TWO COWS sTRAYED IN MY PASTURE
several days ago. One OF dark color
with bell ON and strap around head the other
n small red cow. The owner can nave them
6S calling. proving property and paying
charges. d. N. S S Ihh,
myhS EIin SIONt.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05

IT III Az EN- Il OOM blN llON.
An evening OF alternate laughter and tears,
mon to wives, mothers and daughters; AN en-
tlTely new version adapted from Mrs. Woods
famous story in five acts, by Miss Gray, and
performed by her over , 10 times in the princi
pal cities of the United states, entitled,
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09
Upsetting Moses.

One of the wits of the National Bap-
list has written "Saw-Mill Disser-
tation' on the subject of "Jpsetting
Moses" from which we take an extract.
Jim Manley began the talk: II say,
deacon, Darwins theory of evolution is
a little hard on the 1st chapter of Genesis.
Of course we don't know yet how it will
turn out; but it looks little as though
they were going to upset Moses"
The %deacon gave no fnJwer. He
surely must have heard Jim's remark.
Presently he was observed to be count
ing his fingers slowly, and with pauses
for thought between each enumeration.
After a while Jim ventured to ask,
Counting your saw logs, deacon, aren't
you?"
"No," said the deacon; "I1l tell you.
Your remark set me thinking. l was
just counting out how many times in the
course OF human history somebody has
upset Moses First of all, two old Jug
glers, named James and Jambres, under
took this; but they failed. Then a GER
tain king named Pharaoh went at the
work OF upsetting. He must have found
it more work than he anticipated, for he
has not reached home yet. Then three
leaders OF liberal thought, Korah, Dathan,
and ADRIAN, went at the job. They
failed in the upsetting party but they
secured bit of rancho for themselves
which they and their children hold quiet
possession Of until this day Later on, a
king named Nebuohadnezzar entered
upon the upsetting business. He did
not succeed either. He spent seven
years chained to a stump; and when he
had served out his time he had changed
his mind and was sadder and wiser
man. His successor met with still
greater disaster in similar attempt
] Since that time there have been no end
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09

of persons who have tried to upset
Moses. Some ancient heather, CELSIUS
and Porphyry, and Julian the Apostate,
and latterly these German critics, and
these scientists, so-called, are at the same
thing.
ears ago, when I was in Boston, I
heard of a meeting Of Freethinkers, at a
place called Chapman Hall. 1 could not
resist the temptation to go Just once and
hear what they said. l found about
twenty persons there. Three or four of
them were women; all the rest were men.
And what do you think they were doing?
They were engaged in the old enterprise
OF upsetting Moses. And yet Moses hath
to-day, in the synagogues of Boston, more
persons that preach him than he ever had
before.
" 1t is astonishing how much upsetting
it takes to upset Moses. tbs like upset.
ting granite cube. Turn it on which
face you will, there it stands as solid as
ever. The cube is used to being upset,
and does not mind it. 1t always amuses
me when l hear fresh cry from some
new quarter averring that some man.
whom nobody has ever heard of, has
found out a sure way of doctoring what
all others have failed in. And now here
comes Jim Marley; and Moses has to up
set again. All, we'll" and the deacon
sighed.
There was roar of laughter which
made the rafters of the saw mill ring,
and all Joined IN it except jim.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09

to carry out that curse by withholding
aid and sympathy in his need. We are
not the chosen agents of Divine wrath,
but the dispensers of universal mercy.
3. 4 Place. If the Jew wants to
Nationalist, to have a country, and an
order of civilization, he ought to have it.
If he has money to buy a land and a
home the market of the world should
listen to his bid. Till then he ought to
have that right, which every other man
Except the Chinaman) has to live any
where, where he will pay his way and
conform to law.
The Jews case is one of many which
carry an appeal to the heart and iudg-
ment Of the whole world, and which will
never get fair hearing or Just settle
ment until we have Court of Appeal
for nations, great International Board
OF Charities, Humanites, and Universal
Rights.
"a worlds confederation,
A Parliament of man."
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09
For the Central Presbyterian.
Grasmere-A Sonnet.

Ye glens and dales where Wordsworth walked
alone,
Ye paths where fell his loving silent tread,
Ye wales where Natures soul the poet read,
Ye seem to sigh for him with wistful moan
How oft he gazed upon the soothing tone
Of evenings sky, and shed, perchance, tear
While standing by the limpid silvern mere
Or gazing fxedly at Helmcrags cone
Aye, shed tear, perhaps to think how hill,
And lake, and rocky road, and shady dell
Must soon forget him, wrapt in death and chill
a hill surrounded mere A Louchrigg fell
Shall e'er again so true poet bring
Such pure devotion, or more sweetly sing?
Hampden Sidney College, ERoELDoUSE.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09
Our Executive Committees.

Foreign AhsSions.-Rev. j L. Wilson, D. D.
Secretary; ]. G. Inglis, Esq, Treasurer, Box 331
Baltimore. Md.
Home Missions, Sitstentation, Evanqelistic
Work, and Invdtd Fund-Rev R. McIlwaine
D. D, Secretary L. C. Inglts, ESQ., Treasurer,
Box 33l, Baltimore, Md.
Ed,'cotion.-Rev: E. NJ. Richardson, D. D.,
Secretary G. W. MacRae, Treasurer, Memphis,
Tenn.
tary and Treasurer, Richmond Va.
Tuscaloosa Instit1tte.-Rev. C. A. Stillman
D. D., Secretary; DR.. j. T. Searcy Treasurer,
Tuscaloosa Ala.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09

You will not be sorry for hearing before
Judging for thinking before speaking,
for holding an angry tongue, for stopping
the cars Of tale bearer, for disbelieving
most Of the i'll reports, for being kind to
the distressed, for being patient toward
every body, for doing good to all men,
for asking pardon for all wrongs, for
speaking evil Of no one, for being courte-
Gus to all.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09

When God has great work for any
one to do in the world, he usually gives
him a peculiar training for it and that
training is just what no earthly friend
would choose for him; and sometimes it
is so long continued that there seems to
be but little time left to work.-Marv
lyon.
The central Presbyterian. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1856-1908, 1882-08-09

Christians ought not only to be char
table, but hospitable to one another.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29
FUTURES.

FUTURES opened steady at decline, as ausual
with but few exceptions. the last two months,
and were weak and tending down ull day, clos
mg6toS points below last night Spots de
cllned y in New York aud l.l6 in Liverpool,
closing dull and easy.
=, Chicago Produce. Chicago was steady to day
NE fluctuations were slight and but little doing
Pork was stronger and advanced Is TO zoe II
oaiTel, Corn and wheat about held their own
though closing q fraction under last night
THE prcEMBEI COTTON GUESS
AS December draws near the interest In the
Milon guess grows more apparent and the i'll
qnires for particulars more frequent. We again
Nve the points for the benefit of those who may
nol have fully understood Il. Mr.. WhoelOck. OF
Me Texas Cotton and Grain Exchange, oilers u
gOl medal, together with the money or purse
SERVED from those guessing (hs each one who
puts IN guess pays g. 50towards u purse for the
winning guess TO the person makiug the closest
guess IN number Of bales of the American cot
ncIop of lSS2.SS. Each guess - be made and
mailed ON or before December 10, The gueSSos
WI be opened and registered under the super
VISION OF Mr. White. president of the Dallas Cot
Dh Exchange. Each guess TO be accompanied
W ESQ, Tho money thus received goes TO the
winning guess The New York Chronicles esti-
male OF the crop to be taken. A list of the
suesstS will b. published The HERALD antioi-
pa1es large purse for the winner. Any one
os guess, and one isgs near 10 come fiGht as
M Other whether you know anything about il
swhot, The estimates of the crop now run from
eSSi, 90 to 100000, hut by December 10 more
VIII be known NhOut II
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29
Sold by All Druggists.
TIKI GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

Is u never. falling cura
FOR Nervous Debility.
exhausted vitality, sem
inal Weakness, Sper.
matorrhua, LO ut
MANHOOD, impoten.
cy, Paralysis, aud all
the terrible effects Of
self Abuse, youthful
follics, and exoesses In
maturer such a.
Loss of Memory, Las.
Silude. Nocturnal Fmls.
SION, Aversion 10 socie.
~. Dimness of Vision,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29

FINANCIAL ITEMS.
The Va uatiOn ut properly in Massachusetts
has increased s35,0 1900 the past year
An international money -nrler agreement has
bean Effected between this country Aui Belgium.
10 take effect January /, 1855.
The consolidated telephone interests of the
United states are estimated at from jlO0 900, uUO
IDsl5NOO000 o.
Between $4,000 and $4,000 in Confederate
bonds held by the city of Lynehburg, Virsinia,
hsyo been ordered to be sold
The short interest in Western Union is sup
IOsed to be the largest ever known. There are
only 1870 600 on the market, and the short inter
et IS estimated at 100 OOD, one house alone be-
Inc short lS tO0 another s., 00l, Uud another y,
since November there have been Sl9s7A zoo
nSh per cent. bonds received NJ the treasury
for cOnyersiOn into 3 perceAts,
Comptroller Knox reports that rs. 800 $50
standard silver dollars had been coined before
he LIST inst under the law of February 2S 1873.
II is alleged that gold mine IN Forsyth
county, Georgia. was recently sold for 81 900 go,
the purchasers being syndicate of English
capitalists. The claim is made THAI the mine Is
richer in ore than any of the California mines.
The president and cabinet are said to be in IA
y0r OF reduction of taxes on tobacco aud
whisky and the abolition OF all other internal
revenue duties, bringing down the receipts TO
sl0t0OO0OO per annum.
The Texas Pacific pool is said 70 be getting in
hUhu way uHutE us httNy Vi
stock, and ii would not be surprising If an at
tempt to liquldate ii were made before long.
PHILADELPHIA, Nov. q in accordance with
resolution adopted at Harrisburg yesterday by
the state board of revenue commissioners, the
officials Of this city were to-day notified that the
clts assessment Of property taxable for state
purposes had been increased from Sii, 900 600 to
SO0OOU00 This raises The city's yearly obliga-
ton from '2li, 900 TO sIS5000
Dr. Macdonald, superintendent Of the money
Order service, is confident that the changes in
the system which he urged during the last SEES
sion will be adopted BY congress this winter.
The changes contemplate reduction OF the
charges for orders the extension of the max
imum limit for orders 10 800, and especially the
inrOducton of postal notes for sums under S5
The Inst official signature OF Governor Col
guilt of Georgia. executed about ten minutes
before the inauguration of Governor Stephens,
will bring s. 600 900 Of foreigu capital into tina,
state, 1t was attached TO the certiGcation of a
deed transferring = tract of 400 acres of mining
land in northern Georgia to All English syndi-
cate for Il consideration of 81, 0gO,00
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29
This Year. Last Year.
EXPORTS
EXPORTS.
IThis YEN. ! LnsL Year.
RAILROAD ITEMS.

| ABOUT 10000 men are now working ON the
Memphis n Kansas City railway.
! The PcnuSl lvania road has given orders for
! 5000 cars aud iiiy.iDye engines
! Work Is to commerce. shortly on the narrow.
/ gauge railroad from Silver City to Dcming.
| There is not single railroad running cast
west or south Of st. Louis that has sufficient cars
/ for the traffic offering.
! 1t is understood that the Louisville, New Al.
bany 4 Chicago railroad Will discharge VII
young men now in ttCir employ ON trains that
are under n years OF age,
The railway commissioners report will show
that Iowa has length of o. 100 miles Of inilr0gd.
or about one mile OF track toS,G square miles Of
surface,
Tho Northern Pacific road has closed con.
tract with u and syndicate for QO0.OC0 acres
east of the Missouri ut O. per acre.
The grand Junction IN the Grand River valley
on tho Utah extension of the Denver X Rio
Grande railway, 10 miles from Denver will DO
open for business Monday next This leaves II
gap of only l6i miles To Salt Lake City
Colonel william Bailey president Of the Kan.
sN City " southern railroad, recently pur.
chased 500 tons of steel reils for his Arkansas
project and says the work is going ahead at q
satisfactory rate
=. Chandler general passenger agent of theMi,.
souri, Pacific, announces that the ST. Louis u Iron
Mountain will carry hunters IN parties Of i've or
more To points In Arkansas at Il rate of ono faro
for the round trip,
During the year ending August 81 there were
estimetcd cost for construction and equipment
OF ga ba500O, thus giving the state a total OF
b,pSS miles, at n cost of sl65,SOd 900.
he Atlantic u Pacific have completed their
road iQS miles west from Albuquerque, New
Mexico, and have l57 miles yet to reach tho
Colorado river, where they are TO meet n branch
OF the southern Pacific The Southern Pacific
have their track completed sixty.four miles cas-!
OF Mohayc.
The San Diego sun hit upon n bit of truth
when itsuys; IAN sorts of rumors are flying
around relative TO the movements Of the rail.
roads, II has alwaye been our experience that
nine men out OF ten on every street corner know
more about the doings of one Of these concerns
than adcCtnr'
Richard Coughin of Patterson aged II years,
was the first conductor on the Patterson Is lIud.
son River ilroad, aud is said ~ be the oldest
conductor In the world.
1NptANApotts, Nov. q Tho terms OF the
Pullman Ear company for the use Of sleeping.
coaches by the Knights 1cmplats on their trip
TO California next August, have been made pub.
lie. They ask SEQ per day per ear while IN use,
The services OF single porter for each car being
furnis he'd by the company. The Pullman has y
monopoly on this business rs, under the con.
tracts with the Pacific lines, no other cars eau DO
run over them
Taking all the world the United States IN 1873
had the greatest mileage OF railroad IN proper.
ton ~ the population having little over
twenty.ou miles for each 1000 persons In
Eufopc sweden led with six and n half miles 70
every l0,coo Of her population.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29
FINANCIAL AND COTTON
FINANCIAL

,v,uINGroN correspondent writes as follows
a. BOSTON Herald: 1t is said that for some
W nast the amount Of silver offered tor sale
s.SaIivery At the san Francisco lAint, has been
Msnsraliyely small while the gOyei nment has
IN abls 10 proents all that was desired for the
EIsSelphia aud New Orleans minis. There are
l,Se vaults OF the san Francisco mint and sub
l"snrv about iS, y, 600 standard silver dollars
Si,h would seem to bs sufficient TO answer all
As,soalrements of tie Pacific coast Tor s2oh
~ for al time 10 come, the circulation in that
,on being limited, WHILE for some time past
ssnnears that the demand for silvsr dollars on
as1ibilade lphia and New Orleans mintS from
Ss states and territories east Of the Rocky
scpntains has been fully equal to the coinage
Jthose two minis. In view of this fact and the
gnited amount of silver obtained at the Pacific
Isl minis il is probable that the amount of
.mnlard silver dollars 10 b coined monthly will
INCREASED at the New Orleans mint Hereto.
Ss Inc amount coined at that miut has aver.
ia from $4,000 20 $500 0Ol u month"
roRthe first time in many years the post office
a,psrtment shows a surplus income: and en-.
Snprages Il hope for Il still further reduction in
ne rates Of letter postage. With the steady in
rnase in this class Of mail, notwithstanding the
lave use made of teltgraphS a two-ceut rate
AZ letters would seem to be justified. The great
,nl constant increase, from year 10 year Ia the
transactions of the money order system, clearly
Indicates us ulllltl nv sule, col'NSulent huu eN.
pedltious mode OF making small rcmittauCes
snd shows that it is steadily increasing in favor
viii the public as practical experience demon.
,traes It's advantages The tendency of capital
award the centres Of trade and commerce is
veil Illustrated by the operations Of the money d.
aler system. The smaller Offices almost III
nriabiy issue more orders than they pay, while
,lhe larger ones the payments Ggely exceed
he issues. Upon comparison Of the money
order business ia the ucw states with that of
NE Ode. sjI.cs, . Like condition Of things ap-
pears TO exist
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29
NERVOUS DEBILITY

:. We warran. Six Boxes OF Or r. @. WEST
Nerve AMI Brain Treatment TO cure all
whatever nature, such as Nervous Hcad.
sohe, Mental Depression, Loss Of Momor,.
spermaiorrhma and Involuntary Emissions.
caused by oyerwork of the brain, self.abusc'
e,ol snu VIII give written. guarantee With
II the treatment does not effect euro IN III
months. Price, 81 per box; sfk boxes for a
aent prepaid by mail on receipt Of price. Guar
antees lssued by " FREDERICKs0N, Whole
dcrs By natl at regular price. "
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-29
- 80.
COTTON.

=, InE cotton receipts to-day wero below those
W any other day duriug the present season,
vniy reaching ST bales. ~ OF which came by
M as follows 80 bales for Sanger Bros ,
a ane shipments were Qs bales for white & Co,
o wv the Houston & Texas Central, 100 bales
SSset the Texas & Pacific for the same parties,
Nv ~. nales for 7. u. Mitchell over the Gull Cot
HUI by the las, mentioned road prices in fiy.
ss,pool declined a sixteenth, aud IN New York
~ eighth. In all other centers the markets
"ere reported easy or steady. In this city there