The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-11-17
Horseford's Acid Phosphate
VALUABLE NERVE TONIC

VALUABLE NERVE TONIC.
DE-. G. G. OLMsTEAD, Milwaukee. Wis,
says: II have used it in my practice ten years
and consider it valuable tonic.'
A Chicago man has invented a cast-iron
tableware that looks just like porcelain, and
Is in ecstasies when he sees servant girl drop
half dozen cups and shrek with horror at OBJ
serving their failure to break.-Boston Post.
Kurakof, the lung healer, and great Pine
remedy contains neither opiates nor narcotics.
Free samples to actual sufferers c. A. Lewis
& Co., AZ vesey ST., n. Y.
When Edward King, the Paris correspond
ent and Boston Journal novelist, says bis pray
ers at night, he divides them into paragraphs
aud numbers them l., H., III " ETC., in
Roman letters, just as he does his letters, BIO
ries, poems and essays.-Lowen Courier.
Group, Diph,heria and Whoopine Cough get
prompt relief and rapid cure by the use OF
Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine remedy
A book agent wandered into Bowery mu-
scum the other day, and talked to a wax figure
OF General jackson three hours, trying to in
duce him to subscribe for work in one hun
bred and forty-two parts, price fifty cents each
mo subscription taken for less than the eDt re
work. "Wel," he said, as be turned TO GO,
''if you didn't want il, Why didn't You say So
two hours ago?"-The Judge.
What is needed is pure blood, as the influ-
ence OF its purity upon the health cannot bt
everest mated. When it become impure IL
gives RTE TO large number of diseases, such
as biliousness, sick headache, dy spe psia, loss
OF appetite, low spirits, nervousness. female
complaints, etc. The success which has al
tended the use of Swedish Botanic Compound
warrants US to say that for purifying and en-
rishiag the blood, creating an appetite
strengthening and rsnovating the whole sys
tenn, nothing surpasses that great remedy.
K has just finished book of music al crti-
cisD, in the course of which he has had oeca-
sion TO deal with the works and talents of his
friend Y. Unhappily, ust as the book is going
through the press the two friends have fall
ing out. With great presence of mind X in
serts slip of paper III each volume thus in
scribed: "Erratum. p 81. /, 21-For 'Y, the
omlne1L composer ana DISTINGUISHED musician.
read Y, the idioic organ grinder and clumsy
and impudent pagiarist."
Rheumatism, neuralgia, pains of all kinds
and nervous disorders are promptly relieved by
the Hop Plaster. Fresh hops, combined with
Gums and Balsams, 25 cts. Iuslst on having it,
Quite cute in AIaminta: "You are such
strange girl" said Charley: "really, don't
know what to make of you" "Wel, then,
I'll tell you, Charley" replied Araminta;
make wife of me-" Charley did so at the
earliest opportunity.-Boston Transcript
Ayers Sarsapar'la is designed for those
who need medicine to purify their blood,
build them up, increase their appetite, and re-
juvinste their whole system. No other prep
aration so we'll meets this want. 1t touches
the exact spot. 1 s record of forty yea 8 is one
of constant triumph over disease.
Incongruity: One of our citizens went into
photograph gallery last week to have pic
ture taken. This is the way the photographer
managed to get pleasing likeness. Photogra-
pher: "Look little plessanter Mr. D. Your
face in repose is naturally sad. Assume a
cheerful look. There, that is better By the
way, the death of your friend, Mr.. l., is very
sadl''-Utica Observer.
Hale's Honey of Horehound
chsrms away a cough, cold or influenza with
out any bad effect.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one min
ute.
Why suffer from state of i'll health? Why
be troubled with dyspepsia? Browns Iron Bit
ters will cure You.