Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-11-24

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way l'"'h- iIh" i!"' maj. "ii' Wear Il
i wiser than h Wil,ta! n'tl.i,. itiiH
patt,r-.,,', a--.il.,1 Prjh- .i,:,.r-.
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master TIM ! ';n - a'ti "a re-. 'i'-
ur.,hlrlu. hat tines ;!;,l, ..iIrll Il Iii.
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10 'il' easier '~N 90 '''''l''i'~ ''''' ''''''
of life. tn comet - composition. amt
tln. relation th.. r,inr nf ilrrr,
G,pr.,:~ h-ir bear. ia hi-, position
toward Gi:ni-tunr'- "uy.rnlr.id. II,
,lr,a!. fur ln.,iv hunIr,l ,....r- TIM
ha- been. Of - ,t.:;.l ami ,.,!l!:cai Prob
I,lm-. tin. only enc that hl- "N,lruIn,.
the assaults "ftl!r ,,lil..-u;.hrr- ~;l.s,,~
and editors H!nr,-:,,i Tine l,rnl,"-i
ton can uniy hn stated III: then
mildly mar>. He'd al Take :. Iu,N nf
hat in Il boarding h,H!-,. hallway. ,r
acuh hat room. and ANY one familiar
with III" OWE T.. never having stern
the hats before. Will have. no difficulty
in assigning each it, prn,r head
Anv one who denies. ~rofl- 1t and
doubt, this. had better no: try il. for
the ea,. with winch il can br dom.
will make Ian. feel more, rillruluil,
than Il black nrSrl bull pup winch
has taken aNaNa%'' 'i'' at i l'rc'I'i''
P'"ii' OF " ''ft" '''''' ''ii '''
must h', ;tdin,tt"i; '''t caiii'"' W. 'H'
co'ih'"i i'r' 'iia' a'''r ii man ''i.7 worn
MAJ 'eit1ih "''Tth "i UNI,
the nat mas become endowed no. WIN
'he "''i'i i"i9o','i''H IN d
ue&frr coat VIII i'','.r "a
talh IL - "'i'i "'i'ii i'', i,.'iS ''"
the buttOnllnlr5 rrlnaln lhl9 ihct
.,,,,..r. ,r,.,,,;,nl;, IN, h.ttl.
"Pi'"'r ~ Wv ~ -" - Wv
SONG oil the ancient Ii pfl:tll-. the t.
fruin of which f,.n t,.,nslu1i,n *.
cOh f,i,r a Trick, knock Il OF viJ
q stbickr'
.Wnrr,, shiny. tLa lu.;r, in
Doic,r unnJrrn- ~,lic.r'l !. even
INV :, f.,vnrit,. nau,e f,r hat and i,
en- r.aJilv h. .nrn that wl.n =
Roman cnnoueror chilled ,ut +, hi
leoions tn do DAMAGE to tl. enemy :
bat~".,h,va thr ,j1r;rr IN" h.. If
cnnr.. ,.fnrr.I 10th. .n.,n. Li,,.eIf.
sy,nho,;y;nm him Inv th,t 50 STRANGELY
innrassrd With his personality hi.
hat p Jicer
f'h'' AND HAS
llii7 canacity Tor RECEIVING cii'r
acteristlc|; THIS susceptibility TO lin
PRESTON Is lec'iliar oliE 10 'ne na' ;
pat Is ciaiiheu ais,, 10y certain hiE''
OF poets. Inc dliieachce between
TIE hat ana tue kihu vi P''tS feleffeu
t. 1t, chiefly that the poets are never
1elt.
SoTf ."felt m'tr .s q, much used m IT,,
i.ter nv .riti.. -n: The y lt!,,. f IL that III
poet ~ a man of gen.n- The DIP +',iR d.. 81
e !S i male ~ r re-, it'. "'''' '' "' "
The hat worn by the mae hunal
since the dawn of civillzation
South Fork Of the Ynba, or Bust
l849"-since the daybreak Of poveriy
and proyress. 50 to say. has been Il
txadly. rig.dIyand unrompromis,n~
ly uncomfortable and urly as the hid
eous ingenuity Of the halter could
d wise. Both Ci.cro and Horace
Greeley maintained that the hat WAS
(mean ny should hc'') ii comfortable
article of apparel for the O"namDn;
and protectloh OF the h'ad. Alas
neither Oh ihoSe %"hiieilah were MAJ
ters' thouSh tney may nave neen IN
rested III th9 millinery business
ihe nat with It's ann Isl human capac
lty OF EXPRESSION Is an instrument
OF torture TO be worn Al the sun to
attract the rays or neat TO tn heac
anu 10 DE taken OH III theatre 10
low the drangh1S chance 10 give you
acold and TO permit the lady behind
you To see the stage; nan mas
adopted TINS mode OF sell torture a.
apunlshment Tor MS failure To fis'
IN ms might ana slnite the hat worn
Dy the female OF his race TO assault
ITS EXTREMIST hange and crush Its
lottiest poke.
me present young man prefers t.
cal MS nat ms caddle. lof reasons
pest Known to INNS III, and when ne
bows to a woman SO unfortunate as t.
be his acquaintance he describes the
operation as having yahked MS CAD
die" For any enc else to describe
the operation would be impossible.
THE LATEST SALUTE
The hat. to the p,esent vounu man
appears to be his entire upper story
as it is SO much the greater part OF
him above his collar. and in his an
proved process of bowinr If annear.
as though am earthquake might have
Knocked his MINER story of and =.
cvclone banged If ON again. m,
nnerat;on 10 rs oracaful ~ a sev.n
armed threshinr machine runninu
ont of order
The hat to rasume the nurely
scientific phase of this article. pos
sesses other human qualities than
impressibiity. 1t has the truly am
yeiic attribute of symnathv in q
marked degree All hats have. but q
plug hat-the silk dicer-in create,
dorroo tban amy otb.r To .nv ono