The Phoenix herald., 1882-09-08

One hundred thousand Spanish
e words and phrases ana a new way
E to use them to convince Il Mexican
or Spsniard that you are a good
man a, d Il candidate for an office
you don't seek tut the office seeks
+ on, and TO give him right double
header Mexican wink to come into
: Tom Browns or John Knox's saloon
to get a drink.
Also, SEQ new campaign speeches.
cut out to suit all candidates Of all
parties, of any length fiom five min
utes to three hours
A sure way to get the influence of
the ladies' in your favor. A woman's
words can ba' more weight with
her husband than can be imagined
This article is inai pensible
hree lhousand instructions and
hints how to appear favorahly be
fore mass meetings, eic., copied from
Kearrey, Crisp of No, St. Joh 5 of
Kansas, Watterson of KY, and Mol
lie Mcguire of Pa.
! Instructions for the manufacture
of 1000 kegs of electric 49-rod
whiskey out CT Hassayampa water,
thet won't cost you over tea cents a
keg; ami how to distribute il before /
election. 1t will bring every one
that in ends to vote fol you 10 the
polls in time and viii keep your op-
pUnents at home until day af.er the
election.
. Some hints in regard 10 tissue pa
per ballots and cipher dispa ches,
and no to buy votes without COM
ing in eontec. with moral law and
the rights of Ihe people.
Twenty instructions how to be
popular candidate, aad how TO please
he majority.
I have over 11,00O boxes of the
celebrated Cameron and Kalloch
pills, to be distributed among the
working classes to prevent the ague
and mounlsIn fever The pills are :.
highly favored with deception, mes
meris .claiiv vance and psy, biology.
ihey contain oHe-foufth NOON blind L
ness; two pills viii affect the voter
hat ne cant see the c, ,Edidate in the o
tight li-ht; one fourth sunshine; d
wO pills viii make the voter 10 see a
lie candidl.e a model of perfection: Ia
,ne- fourth sea foam from the Dead re
sea, to create a deafucss in the voter NJ
owards any ana everything said g
etiilnental to you as caudi ale:
ne-fourth spirits IF hatefulness TO-
7ard, your opponent, etc. a.
have a good supply Of Old cloth q
NJ, brass jewelry, la 5, caps, wooden 81
orses for children, etc. y
: receipt for gaiDing the influence or
all the newsp pers in your county
nd Territory, fer getting them to
Y good things about you; to en- Or
1Tse yaur nomination from the tel
oid 60, and 70 tell The people now lis
u rose f,om being " bull-v hack cs
" or mule -puncher to fiji the er
lice you, or soon to occupy, etc. Ike
y few hin!s hoH - hold Office af ch
T you oacc have it, etc be
CandiJates send in your orders at
nee for the sooner you set your
irl;li,s the better. You are then tn
epascd Tor The trcat contest you e.
ave to face. cla
Ail of these goods can be sent by ho
all or express, tut don't forget TO div
nd The money wi h the order; bu-
ness is business you know; money
e are after but we have the good of u
e parties at heart. Yes, Sir; we ID
III ende.vor to keep the rId S. lex '''
-the-mud Democratic PARTY kick oi'
9 as long rs We can for our own 10
neft AMI will try to elevate the ca
G grand ard COOL Old Republican 80 -
riy 10 life and prosperity, for the :
od Of ourselves ard mankind in
neral. '0-
We guarantee our goods 10 give ~ ~
to al.
If any of the candidates should
.e to see Us they can do s. by call
: at our Office. n / Centennial nc
-enue, room 23, third story. 9 L
Dur instructions will accompany p"l
III ard every article of goods. ~, ~,
II can't fail to see and feel at once ''e'
1t you are way up, and if you . --s'
1uld fail to be .elccied remember = =
1t it won't be our f ut We don't =
sh to hearany squealing &fterward, -
her. Ton CoRwIN, ''D
Box 901. Vulture, A T. -