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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16


= Cine In Stalien felt Idnssrtr 3eit oiel
beiprodtne @aGe, If fiir3lid 3a seriat.
li6er Gntideiouna sstOmmen. Der ebe
mali5e 2fibar,t OIetor gmanusls, gac,
eeqt. bate IN isinsr isbiaen Gissnl6ait ais
unterridttamiuiRsr ben YrofsHOr Der Nsd
ts an Der r6miiden llnipsrftat. Starbaro,
ieinrs Mmtes tntbobsn. Daiar natm
Sbarbaro Nahe. Mls Bacrslli bas
5aus pettis5. fpie Shartarc ibm In
0sSenwart sislsr VsrlQusn ins GsItt.
Damn sina er ia sia Gale, srsatlie BEN
4trsans un0 bssab Hh mad Saufs. mo- sr
sann alsbalb perbaitst wuroe. Sn Der
3eit ,miIhsn psm VurfaQ unb Der asriht,
iihsn 8srbansluns trat natirlih Der
SlalIh In 1,ine Nshts. Starbaro lelbe
tbat lsin Sbetl, um bic 4anblung
pss Winifera III sin mSs,i@R psrbd@tigss
sttt ~ isbsn. @r bsbauptete, Baee. III
babe psn itinsr (oss Vrof,Kors) 5rau
mlAttse Bri,ft tsrausloden wDusn, bod
sonnts ct bieis BeSauptuns In Ofsntlidsr
Understanding niht bswei(sn. ga.
tiirIi& mar Der 3uoruns ,u bem pro,s6
iebr srpb. Das Gnps bsslslbn mar bic
gerurtteIluns Sbartara's su siasm Mos
nat @sfansnie ryeaea ustdtliAr 8slsbi.
agns einsa 9tamten In 1uIse Der Nus.
asane elmer Dienlpitidt,a
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16
cages Neuiafe;ten
Slll

= Wafbinstou, Is. SUM-. Sm
Senat ipuroe Bic Legislative Mppropria=
tiOnsbia bes 9aules an bas betreffenbe
Romite getpieien. Ser gelnein1ame
Bei6luB bes 9enates. aberlnels s375.=
900 aur 8eaqbluna hon pafeOntraitne
zen, bic bor benz Griese in ben rebeli=
i9en Gabfaaten Dienlie geleiitet. gu
beipilligen. beranlabts cine heftige De-
6atte. S1on i'm Sabre 1877 mar cine
geipilliglnig fur oieIen 3iped sema1t
iporoen, ba Ii6 a6er ergeben batte, oaB
Die @ontractoren bonn YoltmeiHer ber
CONFEDERATION hesablt iperben iparen,
ie mnrbe Die aus3ablung Ser Gelber
elHaefeat. Wtarep pon 5eres lit ber
Qauptfdmpe fir bieIe approximation.
Die Sebatte ipurbe bertagt. Oie
Wbisfpz8ill tuuroe auf unbeltimmte
3eit auf ben Slid gelegt.
= 9as Observation-Disclosures beI6df=
tige li6 nit Der 6luB= uno Gefenz3e=
piqiepns. Sic 9shaiis Nrebte 5idl
9auptId9lid I'M Die NerbelIeruna bes
Willilfppi. gta1bem Die cr(fen para-
grapbem ber Bill geleien tparsn, ber=
tagte ii6 bas 0aus.
= Ser prdIi0ent bat 2aiprence Sa=
liaferrc gum pofneiiier nen 6yeheridsz
burg, Wirainisn, ernannte,
= SIN starroute=pro3eb iuurbe nit
Dem 3eugenDerbor fortaefabrem.
= Qieut. Glipper, iarbig, bonn 10.
Gaueaerie &eginlent 1T aus oem 9ienlt
entlaHen sporoM.
= 9ie beniofraiiide Staatscouben=
tion psn Ngtanfes bat gsidter s.. s..
Bern BON Benton gum @anoibaten fit
baS NOuberneursamt ernannt.
= Sn Stem Yorf befiirdtet man, baB
cattle Garoen am Sonnabenb als
gmisranten=9epot geIdlolien ,perben
tuiro, tuenn Goub. Gornea bic 8ill nidt
seidnet, iuslde Die notbiseu 6onSs su,
TOrtflbrung bes Bureaus bepilliet.
= Vier Der 8anfrdu6er non 8roof-
fielO' Mo., baben ii9 iduloig hefannl
gnn Hno aH 25idhriger 3uGtbausTrafs f
ueplribeilt inorhen.
- Gr.@oup. %. 0eaiIon, be,
ariegsgouberneur BON Obie ifarb &C.
tern in Columbus in ieinem 65. Sabre
9lus 81 Yaio miro semeloet, baf
2l Npa6es bon Iana's uno Su's
YaHae, bic tiiralid IN SoaoYa sefarssr
plrbell. mad ber Stabt GbibuabIr
aebra6t iporben iino, ipo man Iie obn,
Geremoniea eridieBen ipiro.
= Die merifanilhe Gentralbabn #
nur nod 58 MeileH uen Ghibuabut
sniisrnt une lpiYo bieie Staot III 80 81
gen errsi9eH.
4uslanh.
= 9eH frana0fiiden Hnb eHaliiasl
Goniuln uno slomirale in @spptel
limb slei6e SnitruetiOnen be3ilgli6 De
gel9asung bon guropdern ertbeil
iporben.
| - Nle Guropder baben Gairo Der
| lafen nit Nusna6me oes Stabes oe
| 0}flidenaabelcOmpasnie ,pel6em eben
Ifaas angeratben ipOrben Iid aus Der
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16
9tfeber Vr.t(t,

1891 gtminss In 1eirast sen Sz65.59t
NJ anfrassa fir gasnlsn, fBwit Raisn fai
gIubS ionren nar In Der Ofilse In Rsw> Drlfani
esmdtt perben.
Dsatn Snformatipn ob. 8eFsuunasu fhretet Eias
0s Wi. U. Daapbin,
Rsw Drisans T.
&e@srb Wppss. .ssai, Gds psslfpn u @fsaata
SFaFs, Gan Anippip.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16
16.

90, laste bic garontn, nun MAIDEN Sis
Sbrena @pa,ieraans; aber fummen 9is
niht 70 ipat suriid, mie psltern. llnb nod,
gines, liebes Rirp, sbe ih's perBe1e
glanni BAT mir san, bsioneers aufaetra.
gen, Ole reht iGOn BON itr su srubeu ;
lte mare 70 germ bsruntersstcmmsn, aber
tann es ntdt iiter Fd brinssn, iSn and
nur sinen Musenblid gu psrlafisn. Das
arms SIR te tbat mir watrlih Don Ser.
zen letc; id firdtt. ba III stwas ,ipi1den
ben Bsioen = r,a. MR. wsiB. wo,u bas
Mlles gut III. Dante, eants ih lisse
prahtuOl es III man pon ptsfn 9sate
Nadt, no i'd bod mSalihsrreiis beraus
sstrcmmslt tueroe : loal niHsn Sie =
Dis CUTE Jrau bate bi. tebtfn Worts
bsrsits NIT ssfhloHtnsn Nussa nur nod
eten semurmslt. Nnssla fanb eia paar
Nomsnte. bsu lansen rubtssn Wttem3assn
taulhsne, ,oe Die Dedt pcradtia elm NE.
Mig ttsfsr auf bic 6ase Der Shlafsnoen
uno psrlisb unt6rtarsn S&riltts ras g.
mad.
Sa btm Salpn trei fe bsn 3sllntr mil
Dem Nbrdumsn teihafliat. 60 mc6te
5sbn Niuatsn Der fsin. hab ile iih oom
Sifde .rbubcn batten. uno bic weniaen
Saden. mslhe gu Dem siafaafn Wabs
sscient, tcnasen lansit b,isittst i.in. be
lonoers ba lie benz Manns, um Der Baro
min wi(len, porti, Die erGbts Gle anSs.
fsffen. CT, tint ha3 Q,htere unfft rfnn,af
wabrcnb Fs 5ut uno Sud nabm, Die Mu.
suit f&on iar le surttttselest. unb hab
tr mSaltGf wenis @srdufd maden u6ss.
.(BD,tfsbuns fOIs..)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16
(8D,t tfebuns fOIst.

= araft 1T Der pan3er, bic ben menidli=
aea Farpeg assen aratleitsanfills idast.
Dies sielt bel eem finbtiden &Srper in
nod bbberem @rabe ats bel ben, 4Srpsr
bes grwadienen, unb pertrdslide seiunoe
Wahruns, bic Der Wusen leidt perbauen
fam, biloet baS Wateriaf, aus weldem
iener Yan5er BON Gag 3u Gag aHf's gtens
asfsltiet wirb. Jhr pen Masen pes grs
tpddIenea it pie Ausmobl bes 3ur Nab-
runs aeisnstenW Waterials cine sar man9s
fade; fir bic @rnabruns oes ssinoes ba=
sesen tebari es auBer Der Ntuttermild
unb teIcnoerS mad Der @ntmSbnuns elmer
gseisncten Speiie far beren demiide se=
liafert bat. Der gtaMe bieler Speiie if
% eufSoter's Deutides Sins
bermebl (PdbtrOpbine), ioeides In al
len gpotbeten, 5u so ets. bic gadie, gu
baben lit.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16
&erabietnms Der 2sreiie iiir
DRY-GOODS
q. y. Hamf. alump Ylma,


Sur s., 9. SSrani kat bic Ytci(e fur
5olgtnot 9 hnttt= Daaren fur
bisis Wodt nm miuesfens 25 Yrcsent
rseu,irt:
8ran,GFide eawns nit 6anep 8ores.
6anlY lelntne Qawns.
SO 3oa frnn,Gal&s Ysreales.
3sptgr unb l@pitiiHe @inatams.
Gsnfudsrs. BiIbOp u. Yietorialawns.
Osmuferts unt tinfade Nainloots.
Sblsisr unb anpus l,iht. Stoife, Bun.
tinss u. (. NJ.
spiesn, SraSsn, 9aIs. gap saldsn.
tihsr unb Gsnusnitlrms.
SpsSieae Vrsiis uno NnerbIstnnssn
in Ssrrsn. uno 8nabsa. Nnjissn, @ti..
fsln, S&ub,n, 5smpsn. Aii!sn u. /. 10.
Sp,eta s,Galisa sinta nsusn Yorratb BON
Eamsn' unb. 1inosrihubsn. 5aasl6u.
ban. pantoffsln unp 5oilsttsartifsln.
Die patti, 6Onisiu 8ieiOrta, 5ultan
uno eroqust 6ausfhubs Gnb (oeten .in
sttrsfen unp wsrbsn ,um bilielen prsils
Ohtrirt. 8srsebt Mot, eas S9r etsls
yrstssrmaSisunS uno eitft Oftrts nur
Fa0" Del 9. ., Trant.
alaNp.Yla,a,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16
Il.

ypuntarta State yptterp So,
Di.fss Sallitut purts sabr: 1858 fir er.
s!etunse> unb a8ctIitdtisttiis 9weds ron bn
staatslesislatur fur tfn 9tiiraun ppn flnfunb-
sDaniis Sabren se1ebliS ineOrpprirt nit eix.u
Eapital BON 81 100000, al wsldem ttt (si,6tr
.insn @efsrsefDnb sOn Ssse 900 ois,uasfaat Sal
Dur6 elm lstr.&wsnSliAs3 Domm murten ire
@tdlt Elm Iestl esr ssssnwdrtisen Staaisepn-
fiitatiOn. anssnommss dm 2. December 1879
glue quite 0efegeageit (eim Gfa6
,,i maiden.
bre srobsn 3 itbunssa soa einasIatn
Nummerh Fneen msaa.lits iett N,male wi,e
tnt 9iehuae sirfdeeen. Psu ls1s naaFplesnts {
Treisperit;ilsgs.
OrpBe monatfihe 3iabuna Ser
Classe G
tn Ven Drleaas Disa1ag ben H. Salt 1882.
Nut xafsrt ianfiiseu 9isbuns.n Enbea Itatt na,er
Nnfitt! une 9ei ans Der gsnrdls
o. o. 8eanregara rou Innisiaua uud
snbal q. Curly rou a'irsinien.
9anptprets $4,000.
100000 sidsts su S. isb.a. 9ruttbeile
ia Ganf;sl i'm 9ertdltnib.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16

= sfad benz Sols oes wiloen airid.
baume8 1T ieet in ben Ser. Staaten Re,
ocutenbe gia9irase. gS tpirb biuiis san
Stelle BON WalnuB6clS benust unb liBt
lia nit ieinent feinen &cr uno feiner Yrlis
turfa9iSteit leidt i'm @benAplsitale ksr.
fteQen. Men hraudt bas &irlMenbol,
meiltens gu MSbeln unb sur UertaIeluns
in Giienbabnwdgen unb SduIern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16

@taube gu MAIDEN. Das GeI6aftslo=
cal oeiielben 1T bereits sei6lonen.
Die Wiener Neue Sreie YreNe
fagt, oab England unb Sranfrei6 Qe=
tpillt pdren, Sic Siirfei nit Der ey1ter=
BENTON III Ggppten gu betrauen, als
grecutibesma9t uno unter Der gon=
trole guropas. Sollte Die Sirfei oieIe
Wiilion abi6lagen un6 barauf beiteben,
oiele Genalt als iouberaine Ma6t au
beanlpru6en, 10 tperben gnglanb unb
Tranfrei6 Die ellropdii6e Md9te ber~
treten. Mancini, Minifer Der ausmdr=
tigen Mngelegenbeiten Staliens, iagte
eeitern ilt &epraientantenbaule, baB Ser
Wusl6ifflng engliI6er unb frana0fiIber
Srlippen geipil1e gr6ffnungeit gnglanbs
unb Jrantrei6s, Die fie Stalien uno
aroeren Md6ten gema6t, boraussegan=
gen ipGren.
Cine SepeIde an bic 2onooner
Zines bon 9tleranbria iagt, baB Der
Gouoerneur uno Die Militdrcomman=
oeure feine @entrole iiber Die Situation
laben, ba bic Solbaten nur ibren
Obriiten gebor1en.
- 0euti6lano un6 Oetrei6 berlu=
hen, Die W{ilitdrpartei gu beranla1len,
oen abebioe gu beluegen, einen She'll
Der militdrii6en Soroerungen ais eine
8eoingung fir bic gntlaliung Der smei
eonfibentiellen &dtbe ees Sbe6ibe su
gcfpdhrea.
= Sm parlament in 2onbon tpurhe
aeiiern Der geri6t erifattet. oaB i'm
Sar6f6nitt 1000 @rpropriationen mo-
1entlid 1T Srlanb fattlinoen. Son
Nen ald @erod6tigen, bic ieht in Saft
Nna> glaubt man, Dob 115 nit 8erbre.
Den in 8erbinoung iteben.
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(Detroit Jree preB bonn I8. Sau. J

6edbeimsr Bros. babsn loeteu sin Gar.
loao BON @eeos Silt gese Sonic erbaltsn.
Dieter @rtifel ptrfauil fh le9r RAID uns
10 mub ts aud isin, esan ss III o9ne 3wei>
fsl Der bette Nrtitel ieiner Nrt, Der ie ein.
eefubrt tpusee, uno bat nidbt leines @lei.
den. Sur oas bette Material miro ,u
Hssbs SILT eoge Sonic psrmauot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16

= llats,abl6ar. : 6err $. 5assn,
seeR s ffsricn. Obio, ldrstbt In 8esu9
aui isins srfabruns, bic .. mtt 81 Nu.
ala e & 6Onts'a Aamburser Irop.
fen #sa;n wis fplst: SD mar lGuasre
9dt leiseab, 3ps psrlAisesns asrste ,u
@atts. Obne AeiIiaa 5u iinpsn, uno CAB
pi:l 9slb aus fur alle mGsliden Msbt,i.
men. Da fam id aud an Or, guaul
& 6Oaiss 5amb9.6ss 1rppf fen.
Dis ttatea sais 70 aute DisnRs, bab Id
ls nidt fur pisl @elp aus Der Qans ss-
Ben mGAtes -.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-06-16

splertopn, ga. - gs 1T nur cine
Gimme. Seoermunn mid eS baben. =
Uliaasl 9tSber. (St. Satobs gel. J
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15
killing AlligatOrs.

A Detroitor who has just returned
from Florida after an absence OF sever
al months, was asked the other day Il
he had any fun with The alligatorS
down there.
Yes, sr- dead loads Of iun,' he re-
Piled.
Kill many?
well. l shonld say so!
How many did you ever Kill in a
day."
'Three hundred
No! you don't mean 300 alllgators
in one day?
Yes, l do
You must have struck a rich spot.
Three hundred in one day! Whew
What time did you begin?'
oh, about ten O'Clock in the morn"
ing
And how long did it take youF
About an hour
There was a pause, during which
astonishment, incre lulity and wors'
were visible on the faces OF the Grove.
Finally one man stepped forward and
said
Did you use artillery p
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

heard a bid of one hundred dollars
made for the high-post bedstead that
neatly filed the cottage bedroom a?
Mr.. Leigh chucklcd and rubbed bis
hands; Gerard Cooper fumed and
fretted; and Elias eyes grew large
end bright as great possibility now
shaped itself TO a certainty.
The partnership!
Already she could count upon her
fingers more than double the sum re-
qulred. She could 90 back TO Creyion
and give Harry the five hundred dollars
twice told. II was too good to be true.
She must be dreaming!
She told Mr.. Leigh about the part
nership, as they watched the crowd
stream away in the direction Of the
railway station, and received his hearty
approval and congratulation.
Il will See what 1t realized, he said.
L stipulated for ready money sale.
You can get away this afternoon if you
wish.'
And Fila did get away, carrying with
her Twelve hundred dollars, .he result
of Mr.. Leigh's advertising.
All expenses are paid, and tins is
your legacy the kind hearted Old gen.
tleman said TO Ella. Mr.. Gerard
Cooper has two tables, three chairs
and a cabinet, that cost him just
double what he offered you for the en-
tire lot
And Ella did not give one sigh OF
regret over the fact that she had not
one piece OF that beautiful old tuini-
ture' when she put the bank notes into
Harr,'s hands. and told him the story
OF her legacy.
But Mrs. Gerard Cooper heartily
echoed her husbands words of vilupera
ton laylshed on Mrs. Leigh, when he
wound up his story by saying:
Ella knew nothing about old iurni-
ture. But for that abominable old
LAWYERS interference L could have
bought the entire lot for hundred
dollars, ard Elias life long gratitude
for my generosity
L. was just Ella Bowen's luck
said Mrs. Gerard, spiteiully. If L
had had any idea your grandmother
would make a will, l would have
conc TO Magnolia and nursed her my
SELF
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

S,cSs THAT SELDOM FAIL. Solo
mon said, many centuries ago; Even
child ia known by his doing, whether
his works be pure aud whether it be
righL,'
When I see a little boy slow to go TO
school and glad of every excuse to neg
loci hls books, think it is sign that
he will be a Ounce.
When see boy in haste to spend
every penny as soon as he gets 1t. L
think It is a slgn that he will be spend
lhrlft.
When l see boy boarding up bis
nennies and unwilling to part win tnem
for any good purpose, | think II Is a
sign that he is m iser.
when see boy or girl looking out
Cor ..number one." and disliking to
share rood things with Others, l think
It IS sign that the child will grow up
selfish.
" hen see boys and girls often quar-
reliny I think 1t is sign that they
will be violent and hateful men and
women.
When see child obedient TO his
naren,s. think il is a sign OF great iu-
ture blessing tor Almighty God.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15
Detroif's Mysterious Man.

He is a man with light beaver oyer
coat on. He drives white horse snC
q top buggy, and all ofa sudden be sloT
in the middle Of the street and looks
fxedly at bis horse. In two minutes
fifty people liue the curbsIons.
WHATS the matter?'
'Baiky p
& man steps out TO seize the bride
and start the horse, but The driver
shakes his head AMI motions him away.
IN bet he's an ugly brute
'Of course he is. Look at that wicked
eye Of his !!
The crowd has now been increased
by fifty, and several vehicles have stop
ped.
Anybody hurt?
No, balky horse
why dosen'L some one whisper IN
his ear p
Four men stepped out to give advice,
but they we've hastily mOiioned back,
and livery stable man in the crowd
observed
If that horse doesn't kill tao or three
men here l shall be mistaken
Three minutes more the crowd num-
bers 200. The man with the gray Lorse
looks up and down the street, braces
his feet. takes firm grip on the lines,
and softly says:
Come, Peter.
And Peter drops his head, bangles
his cars aud moves as slowly aud softly
as a river Of grease,
What was it p calls man who has
run four blo.ks, and is putting like a
whale.
But there is no one to answer him.
The crowd was disolYei like a handful
of sugar in barrel Of water. 1t is very
mysterious, and he doesn't enjoy the
climax at all.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15
DOWN IN THE SEA
Down in the sea is beautiful world,
A musical world of murmurlngS deeP'
Where the winding waves

Down in the sea is beautiful world,
A musical world of murmurings deep,
Where the winding waves
Through the ocean caves
Der the red-fp'd shell and the coral sweep
And along the brow of the wave worn rocA'
The crimson dulse and the sea flag streams
And the easy motion
OF the rocking ocean
The mermaid lulls to her tranquil dreams
Bright palaces, too, are beneath the seas
And beautiful forms are sporting there
And as brightly shine
In the CLASSY brine
As creatures that breath in the open ar
There are gems that fash in the golden sand
And Aswers that waste unbreathed perfume
In the cool retreat
Where The waters meet,
And the coral bower, and thesea-plant bloom
The Tufts of the ocean are bending low,
Beneath the weight of the pearl-shells white
And the goldfish rove.
In the enameled grove,
And mullets sport in the cascades bright;
While the sea-nymphs fair with floating hal
Bend DER the strings of the ocean lutte,
And we hear a strain
From the heaving plain
Swell on the ear till our lips grow mute
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15
An EffectuaI Temperance Lee
turc.

A yonng man called, IN company
with several other gentlemen, upon a
young lady. Her father was also pres
ent TO assist fn entertaining the callers.
He did no. share his daughters scruples
against the use of splrituous drinks Tor
he had wine to offer. The wine was
poured ont. and would lave been drunk
but the young lady asked'
Did YOU call upon me, or upon
papa? Gallantry, if nothing else, COM
pelled them TO answer:
we called upon you.'
Then will you please not drink VINE;
7 have lemonade for my callers.
The father urged the guests to drink
and they were undecided. The young
lady added:
Remember, If you called upon me
Won drink lemonade but if upon papa
WHY, in that case, | have nothing to
say. -,
The wine glasses were SGT down with
their contents untasted. After leav'
ing the house one of the party exclalm-
ed:
THAT is the most effectual temper
ance lecture l have ever heard
The young man from whom these
facts we're obtained broke off at once
from the use of strong drink, aud i'
now a clergyman preaching temperance
and religion. He still holds I'D gratelul
remembrance the lady who gracefully
and resoluleIy gave him to understand
,bo, her callers should not drink wlne'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15
He Used to be a Boy HIMSELF

The other day show went 10 Little
Rock Ark, and was sbamefuly imposed
spon by Uncle Isom. While standing
near the tent he saw a crowd OF low
spirited boys grleving on account oi
financial depression.
'Does yer youngsters wanter 60 10
der show p be asked.
The boys responded in noisy chours'
well, come on, den. l uster be
chile meself, an unlike de mos OF men
| bain't forgot it. Count desc DoYs''
he added, addressing the doorkeeper'
The man began counting, and by the
time the boys had passed IN lsom was
walking around, talking 10 acquantan-
ces from the plantations.
Here said the Snowman, give me
twenty tickets
what for &? Does yer think me lot
terry agent
You passed in twenty boys, and
want the tickets or the money
Il doar owe yer no tickets, and l
doan owe yer no money. l didn't tell
yer ter pass de boys in. said count
EN-. I'se always heard that sh1wmsn
is good on rithmetic, an l wanted tel
satisfy myself. Yer say dat dar was
twenty boys. l doan spute yer word,
case I amt no mathertlcian. Sposon l
take lot OBJ boys ter de cashier OBJ
bank, and axes him ter count EN-, does
dat signify dat the cashier is guine tel
pass 'em into de money room? No,
sab! Go back to yer tent: l sees Il
crowd goln' in.'
The Snowman, remembering that he
had left the entrance ungaurded, turned
and Isom walked away.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15
ROCHESTER,, n. Y, Dec. 80, 1881.

A Young attorney, day or TWO
since, having delivered himself oI
speech in the Superior Court, asked Tie
clerk if he could smoke in the room.-
Yes was the reply. A pipe was hau.-
ed out and the gentleman was buslly
engaged in building smoke columns in
the air, when the judge laid five dollar
fine on him. L thought you said l
could smoke here.' inquired he indis-
uantly Of the clerk as soon as he got his
breath. I did, was the reply, as that
busy officer proceeded with his minutes.
Didn't you smoke 2
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

ST may be months darling, before we
moot again. he said, squeezing her
hand as If that grip were his last
Mountains and valleys will divide us,
forests and prairies, perhaps the river
ot death itself. Can do anything more
,ban I haye done to make you cherish
m memory and keep love for nae un'
obanped?' 'Oh. yes she exclaimed,
choking down her sobs, buy me a box
ot tortoise sbel! hairpins before yot
start
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

Nyhen the funny man OF London
paner.' observes Kinkels Musical Re
view. writes good joke, lhe editorial
slalf is called up, p,Oyslers are served and
the paper don't appear that day. And
Il Is noteworthy fact hat no London
paper has lost a publication day tor ten
years back.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

Men often jump at conclusions says
the proyerb. So 10 dogs. We sawx
dog Jump at the conclusion oil a cat
which was sticking through the openlng
of partly closed door, aud II maze
more disturbance than church scandal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

The skolers tell me you spell usslck
With nh. Sch leachin' As this don
Goe and must be imejatly stoped''
wro,e an Arkansas school director TO
o,a &c the teachers iu his district.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

An editor wrote a headllne-'A ior-
rible Blunde,'-to 20 over railroad
accident, bat, though it was the prIn-
ter's fault that il got over the account
of wedding, the editor was The man
thrashed all the same.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

..You had boIler change that rug"
said lady to her servant. DON'T YOU
think it corroborates better with tne
carpet in this way p was the response
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

A stranger in St. Louis. thinking he
recognized his coat on sthe back OF a
nedestrian, shouted stop Thieip aud
about thirty OF The inhabitants sudden
10 d;sanpeared down a side street.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

An editor of rural exchange speaks
of a kissing b, but he won't tell us the
remajuder of her name. Perhaps 'twa 5
The hired girl. ---- = ---l-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

NO klss,' he said, pleadinaly-no
kiss from my darling TO -uightr MO-
abe SAID emphatically, no kiss. l bear
there's mamps 10 your family
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-15

Ma, what is revenge II Is "hen
your father scold' me, aud o'' NV"
With the broomstIck''