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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
ONE fine day, as an eminent advo-

ONE fine day, as an eminent advo-
cate was arguing most intricate and
tiresome case before the Court of APP
peals, he noticed that one of the
judges was sound asleep and stopped
short. pray continue, Brother X"
said the Chief Justice, benevolently.
Thank you, your Honor; but do not
mean to finisL my argument until
your colleague has wakened up" AS
you please" replied the Chief Justice;
''but | fancy my colleague does not
mean to wake up until you have fin
ished your argument"
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Every Letters Contents.

WARSAW, JEFFERSON Co., PA.
The swelling is all gone. | am as
well and natural as | ever was before
| was enlarged. l am delighted with
PerunG and Manalin.
S. P. SHAFER.
My son is still improving in health.
Your Peruna is just the thing for
him. W. BAUER, st. Mary's, Pa.
The large Chronic Ulcers, of Is
months st nding, are entirely healed.
The swelling, pain and itching have
all subsided, the leg is healed, and |
am perfectly well. Perana is Won
derful remedy. w. M. GRIFFITH,
Ashland, KY.
If you desire health and to save
money, ask your Druggist for DR..
Hartman's Ills of Life"
19oct2t
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Protection from Malaria,

The preventive is the far-famed
Southern remedy, Simmons Liver Reg
ulator, purely vegetable tonic, ca
thartic and Alternative. 1t acts more
promptly in curing all forms of mala-
rial diseases than calomel or quinine,
without any of the injurious conse-
quences which follow their use. Take
the Regulator and it will keep your
liver, bowels and kidneys in perfect
order, and you will never have an ex-
perimental knowledge of the meaning
of the word malaria.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
Vacant House for Sale.

A new dwellings rooms and good cell
lar, well and outbuildings, situate on
South ST., near the new Welsh and Ger
man churches, and new School House.
Immediate possession can be given. Lot
55x125. Price $1,000.
Also, the adjoining corner lot, under
fence, above the house, west, 55x125, for
sale-price $3.50.
Also, the adjoining corner lot, under
fence, below the house, east, 55x125, for
sale: price $3.50. Apply to
H. G. MILLER,
Sep21tf at Probate Office
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

THE largest locomotive ever built
has just been completed at Paterson,
and is one of twenty-five ordered by
the Central Pacific Railroad. Its
weight without the tender is sixty-two
tons. The size of the cylinders is
twenty by thirty inches. These en-
gines have eight drivers and a four
wheeled truck.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

THE following words of wisdom are
from Josh Billings: when man
kums to me for advice, find out the
kind Of advice he wants, and l give it
to him. This satisfying him that he
and [ are two az smart men az there is
liyinp."
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JACKSON, OHIO, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 10,

PHILADELPHIA News: An Ameri-
can laundry has been started in Mexi-
co, and the inhabitants are so tickled
with The idea that they think Of sus-
pending work and going to bed for a
week to have their clothes washed.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

A VERY quick child made an obser-
vation to her governess the other day.
which had a great deal Of truth in it.
How is it, my DEAR" inquired the
lady, "that you do not understand this
simple thing?n She answered, with
a perplexed look, Il have so many
things to learn that | have no time to
understand. :"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
Sudden and Violent.

The change from the summer to the
fall season is so sudden and violent here
in the West that few can get through
the winter months without having a
cough or cold of more or less severity
fastened upon them. The seeds Of
that dread disease consumption are
usually sown in one Of these much
dreaded months. Browns Expector-
ant is sure cure for the most violent
coughs and colds, and will arrest con-
sumption if taken in time.
For sale by E. D. Lewis, Jackson,
Ohio.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
Merchant Tailoring Depal tment,

Our new Fall Stock of Cloths, Cassi'
meres suitings for Men and Boys wear is
certainly the best selection of new and
handsome styles that has ever been
shown in Jackson, and the one of the
most attractive features of this line is
the very low prices we are making. Call
and see us. We will meet your views
both as to good goods and low prices.
JAMES CHEsNUT.
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Twenty.Four Hours to Live.

From John Kuhn, Lafayette, Ind,
who announces that he is now in
perfect health" we have the follow
ing: "One year ago l was, to all ap-
pearance, in the last stages of Con-
sumption. Our best physicians gave
my case up. finally got so low that
our doctor said | could not live
twenty-four hours. My friends then
purchased a bottle Of DIR. VIM
HALLS BALSAM FOR THE
LUNGS, which considerably benefit
ted me. | continued until | took nine
bottles. | am now in perfect health,
having used no other medicine"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

The advocates of equal rights and
duties for women will be dismayed
when they hear that the English Post
master General has decided to take
away the ledgers of the Postofice Saw
lngs Bank from women clerks, on the
ground that the labor has been too
much for them.
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Call for Taraxine Books, Free.

The following notice was posted at
negro ball at Carlisle, KY: mo
white person allowed to dance" Mar
tin Murphy defantly waltzed with a
black belle, and shot Nick Hathaway,
a floor manager, who interfered. Pro-
miscuous firing ensued, and four men
were wounded.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

A MERCHANT whose time for the
past year has been so much taken up
that he has been unable to remain at
home except at meal-time concluded
to take vacation. A friend asked
him where he intended to go, and he
said he thought he would go home and
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

MORSE, who invented the telegraph,
and Bell, the inventor of the tele-
phone, both had deaf-mute wives.
Little comment is necessary; but just
see what man can do when every
thing is quiet.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

NOWADAYS, when the traveller in
the Holy Land asks to be directed to
the Mount of Olives, he receives some
such reply as follows: "Go up to the
telegraph station; turn to the right
and follow the railroad until you see
beer-garden; then steer for the beer
garden, and you can't miss it"
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Sep21tf

THOSE people," said the pastor,
solemnly, after giving out his text,
who are either too poor or too stingy
to afford fy-screens at home are per-
fectly welcome to sleep in this church
every Sunday morning" And then
he went on with his sermon; but he
preached to the wide-awakest congre-
CATION good man ever looked down
upOn
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

AT Muncie, Ind, a small fire occur
red in a flour and bagging mills. A
quantity of jute, which had become
wet while the fire was being extin-
guished, swelled and burst the build
Inc next day, and the walls fell, caus-
ing loss of $4,000.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

WINNEMuCCA, princess of the Pi-
utes, is reported to have said that
within fifty years there will not be an
Indian alive. This prophecy is at
tributed to her: '"There will come a
race that will drive the white man
out and kill him, even as he has done
u.s." Not much of a prophet is the
nrinceSs.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

LONDON TRUTH: An American girl
wears a gown with flight of en-
broidered swallows, beginning on her
left shoulder and ending at her right
foot. More swallows fly about her
parasol.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

A NORTHERN man has recently paid
dollar to Southern farmer for a
turkey he stole during the war. Ii
this movement should become general,
the South would soon be the "mon-
eyed" end of the country.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

EIGHT hundred pounds of powder
exploded recently in California and
killed one man. A New York even
ing newspaper says: Probably the
numerical weakness Of the casualty
can be explained by the fact that it
was caused by ''government" powder.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

THE story is told of an American
visiting Montreal who gave waiter a
silver dollar as fee. Said the waiter:
"Sir, did you intend to give me dol
lar?" II did" "Well sir, this coin
is at a discount. | can only take it
for ninety-two cents. Eight cents
more, please"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
Mothers Should Know 1t.

Fretful babies cannot help disturb
ing everybody, and mothers should
know how soothing Parker s Ginger
Tonic is. 1t stops babies pains, makes
them healthy, relieves their own anx-
iety and is safe to use.-Jo,Tnal.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
Grandest Display Of Fall and Winter
Goods at the Bankrupt Store.

How is it that Jashenosky can sell good
goods at lower rates than anybody else?
1t is because Jashenosky buys for cash
and gets cash discounts and sells for cash
or trade only to he can afford to sell so
much lower than those who do a credit
business.
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Corner opposite the Court House.

A New YORK man, desiring to COM
NIT suicide, shot at himself four times,
without hitting. He will probably be
given a position on the American rife
team in the next international shoot
ING match.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

The longest span Of wire in the
world is used for telegraph in India
over the River Kistnah. It measures
more than 5000 feet, and is stretched
between two hills, each of which is
1,2OO feet high.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

The New Orleans Picayune assures
the young men of that city that it is
mistake for any of them to believe
themselves more respectable than
Others because they do not register
and vote
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

IT is related that when a young
man in Gen. Robert Toomb's presence
objected to Millions paradise Lost, :"
that it was obscure, Toombs said with
pity: Milton was blind; he couldn' t
see to write for FOOLS
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
WHOLE NO. 1914.

A HUGE rattlesnake recently killed
in Sumter county, Fla, has been for
warded to the Smithsonian Institute.
It measured eight feet and two inches
in length.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

"WHAT did you think of my train
of thought?" asked lecturer Of a
supposed friend. II thought it lacked
only one thing" replied the suppos ed
friend. "Ah!" responded the delight
ed lecturer. "What was that?" "A
sleeping-car," was the answer.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

THE firm of Brookins, Hunsinger & Co.,
has changed to Aten, Hunsinger & Co.
All persons knowing themselves to be
indebted to the old firm will please call
and settle as soon as possible.
ATEN, HUNsINGER & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

HANNAH" said a landlady to her
servant, when there's any bad news,
always let the boarders know it before
dinner. Such little things make q
great difference in the course of a
wear"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

DURHAM, Iowa, March 2, 1882.
Ayers Sarsaparilla has cured me of
the Inhammatory Rheumatism, after
being troubled with the disease for
eight years. w. M. MOORE.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

WE still lead the day in black and coll
ored cashmeres, silks, satins and fine
dress goods, notions, gloves, hosiery, cor
sets, etc. Call and see us.
JAMES CHESNuT,
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Notice to Teachers.

Notice is hereby given, that until otherwise
ordered, the Board of School Examiners OF
Jackson County, Ohio, will hold regular meet
ings for the examination of teachers, at the
City Hall, in the town of Jackson, on the FfrSt
Friday in every month.
By order of Board of Examiners.
2iaug79tf J.W. LONGBON, Clerk.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

DRILL in your wheat, grass seed and
Fertilizer; it pays big. Buy the Hagars-
town Drill, or the Hoosier Drill. They
are warranted to work well in any soil,
ting in bone dust. Don't fail to examine
them. ID. L. PICKREL,
Jackson, Ohio.
PARRY, WARREN & Co.,
Oak Hill OHM
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
Town Talk,

The immense stock and low price you
find in Mems and Boys Clothing, Hats,
Caps, Trunks and Gents Furnishing
Goods at STERNBERGER BROS,
The ClOthiers,
Corner opposite Court House.
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CONCLUDED NEXT WEEK.

A FULL line of Mems Furnishing
Goods, Overalls, and Jackets, Gum Coats
and Leggings, at the Mammoth Clothing
House of P. II. Washam & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

GRAY hairs often cause annoyance,
which Parker's Hair Balsam prevents
by restoring the youthful color.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

DIR. DEWITT C. KELLINGER'S
LINIMENT is an infallible cure for
Rheumatism, Sprains, Lameness and
Diseases of the Scalp, and for promot-
ing the growth Of the Hair.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

The best cure for diseases Of the
nerves, brain and muscles, is Browns
Iron Bitters.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

EMBROIDERED mustard plasters are
now recognized as a necessary feature
of aesthetic medication.
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FALL trade never opened better.
Why?
Because we offer goods at prices to suit
all. STERNBRRGER BROTHERS,
Tho Clofhiarc
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

Hills Buchu is acknowledged by
all Druggists as the best Kidney med
icine ever offered to the public.
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BooTs, Shoes, Hats and Caps, at the
Mammoth Clothing House of P. H.
Washam 81 Co.
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MERINo and Flannel Underwear at the
Mammoth Clothing House of p. III.
Washam 81 Co
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M DICkL.

DYSPEPSIA.
ease. We assert empHaticaily what we know to be
true.
CONSTIPATION
demands the utmost regularity of thebowels There-
fore assist Nature by taking Simmons Liver Regula-
tor. 1t is harmless, mild and efectual.
B1LIoUSNEss.
One two tablespoonfuls will relieve all the
f5Gubes Incident to biogs state sSfh as Nagsea
Bad Taste in the Mouth.
MALARIA.
Persons sons may avoid all attacks by occasionally tax
liver in healthy action.
BAD BREATH,
Generally arising from dsordered stomach, can be
corrected by taking Simmons Liver Regulator.
JAUNDIcE.
from the SYSTEM leaving the skin clear and fresh
from all impurities.
CoLIC.
lief when Simmons Liver Regulator is administered.
Adults also derive great benefit from this medicine.
It is not unpleasant; it is harmless and effective.
BLADDER AND KIDNEYS.
Most of the Diseases of the Bladder originate from
Of the E Kd1sys the he atiGH Of the
be restored
wrapper the red Trade Mark and signature of j. H.
Zeiin Co.
For sale by all Druggists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19

Edey's Carbolic Troches cure colds
and prevent disease.
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lFrom Fraser's Magazine.1
lord OF ALL
A LOVE STORY

BY MRS. HERBERT MARTIN, AUTHOR OF ''BoNNIE
LEsIKY,'' IAN UNLEssoNED GIRL ETC.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1882-10-19
DIRECTIONS.

Insert with little finger
a particle of the Balm
into the nostrils; draw
strong breaths through
the nose. 1t will be alb.
sorbed.
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BLADDER AND KIDNEYS

fost of the Diseases of the Bladder originate from
)se of the Kidneys. Restore the action of the
yer fully, and both the Kidneys and Bladder will
restored.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1882-11-03
AuIufamOus Scheme.

A BUIIDOZING CRUSADE PROPOSED IN Nokih
CAROIINA-DEPUTY MARsHALs TO BE SENT
THERE.
II has been well known in political cir
Giles for some time, especially since their
Waterloo i'm Ohio, that the Republican man.
ayers here have been looking 10 the South
in sort Of wistful desperation Tor gains
70 make good in whole or part their con-
pressional losses elsewhere. The inter-
ference OF the Administration In the state
of New York, which brought about the de-
feat OF Cornell and the nomination OF Fol-
ger. and the unbridlcd license as TO Fede-
raj patronage in Virginia given to Malone,
have met with such general condemnation
from the independent press and honest
voters all over the country that pause in
the high-handed course OF the Admtnistra-
ton might have reasonably been expected.
II really seems, however. as II the old
adaoe. that whom the gods would destroy
they first make mad, Is coming true with
the Republican brethren, and the latest
evidence OF this madness Is the audacious
and reckless methods which their campaign
leaders have adopted to capture the state
q North Carolina at the elections on Tues
dav next. Their programme, rs appears
bv recent and authoritative developments,
is to send down into that state some time
this week large number OF northern
men. armed with deputy marshals' COM
missions, to attend and supervise the
polls in certain counties in the doubtful
districts with the ayowed purpose OF in
timidating voters. This plan has been en-
dorsed and recommended by Dr. }. D..
Mott. chairman OF the State Republican
Committee, and the notorious ID. Med.
Lindsey has been selected rs chief engineer
and minipulator OF the plot. The meeting
which he had OF Government employees
from North Carolina last Friday night,
when Mr.. Dcaver, Il Straightout Republic
can, was elected from the door. was for the
purpose of informing these employees
that they must each contribute the sum
OF s2j to the bulldozing fund. L" Me-
Lindsey" rs he is commonly known,
told the assembled victims that it was not
expected Of them to 20 home and vote, but
that the $2j from each would do much
greater good in carrying out policy that
promised to make many more votes than
those Of all the employees combined. He
told them further that the contribution was
required" of them by Chairman Mott !;
that the scheme met the hearty approval OF
the several heads OF Departments, and that
the latter had agreed to furnish the men
suitable for the work. - Washington Post,
81
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1882-11-03
Hard on Malone.

4 Washington special to the New York
Sun says Malone became a millionaire by
railroad wrccling, but ne is Shrewd enough
not 10 eXpend his own money in the pre-
sent campaign when he can assess the Office
holders in Washington, compel jay Hub
bells committee TO meet his drafts, and
threaten the administration with detection
ii his demands are refused.
The President told Dezcndorf. the Re
publican candidate for Congress in the
Norfolk district, who complained that the
public patronage had been used against
him. that the "bargain with Malone must
be kept That declaration made the re-
pudiator all-powcrful, and his word in the
department goes aS far as an Executive or
der could do.
But ii the coalition should be beaten in
Virginia, as probably it will be, Malone
would he the first man to propose n new
bargain with the successful party, and Rid
dleberger would be quick to withdraw as
4 tail to his kite. Let it not be forgotten
that Malone told Ben. Hill in open Senate
that he was ga better Democrat than the
Senator from Georgia." and that Riddle
berger recently declared, 1--WE are for Ar
thur because Arthur is for us"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1882-11-03
tum yesterday. The Judge also predicted
MAssSY's election.
Watch the Rallot-Rox

II you do not wish to apply for the ap-
pointment Of supervisors, act under the
Virginia law. Let watchers he selected
for every voting-place. The Democrats OF
the counties giving large negro majorities
ought to have these watchers at every
voting-place in every such county. The
law Is as follows:
"Aiter the poll-books are thus signed,
the Judges shall IN THE PRESENCE III
DESIRED OF NOT EXCEEDING Two
FRIENDS OF EACH POLITICAL PAR
TY REPRESENTED BY THE PER
SONS VOTED FOR IN SUCH ELEC-
TION) proceed to count and ascertain
the number Of votes cast for each per-
son voted for; and the tickets or bal
lots shall be distinctly read.
Provided that no person other than the
Judges Of election shall handle the bal
lots. "-C Code Of Vwginio Of 1873, page 100.
1t will hurt nobody TO insist upon your
rights in this matter. No honest election
officer will object.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1882-11-03
Augusta County.
Extracts from a letter from Oh

Extracts from letter from Churchyille
The Democracy in this diStrc, is NOR,
thoroughly aroused than il has been at any
time since the war, and every member OF
the party Is worker. Men who never
were known 20 take an active part i'm poll.
ties before are now labOring earnestly in
the cause which is dear 10 the heart OF
every true Virginian. Augusta will give
1900 majority for Massey.
Let me give you an instance Of the kind of
work we are doing up here: On last Satllr-
day gentleman Of this village not used to
hard labor, closed bis shop and walked two
miles into the country 10 take the place OF
q Farmland In the field in order that the
young man might 90 and register. He did
60, and then Democratic vote was made.
When you talk 10 the honest patriotic
mountainecr about changes, he tells YOU
there have been no changes. lie simply
says that hundreds OF those who favored
an adjustment Of the State debt refuse now
10 follow the Readjuster leaders into the |
Republican ranks, and will ever remain
true TO the faith Of their fathers. 4" MoniQni
Semper Ateri" is the motto Of these people. |