Claiborne guardian. [volume] (Homer, La.) 1877-188?, 1882-03-01
Young Fools.

An exchange has the following
items which may seem to be all
right, but will get some Young fel
lows back broke yet:
"An Illinois justice has decided
that counting is a public necessity
and must not be interrupted; there.
fore fla young man wanted to kiss
"A glrl he might put her fat her out
of the room first if he liked
The publication of this item may
cause some smart young man 10 do
something he will regret. The
sickly looking father OF girl may
come into the parlor some night aud
find the warm.haired youth on the
sofia with the girl, aud when the old
man speaks of it being time to put
Il stop Ia such NONSENSE, the young,
man with the above judicial decis
ion in his mind, viii tell his prosppc.
tive iathcrin.Iaw To wipe of his
vest and 60 10 bed. The old man
will then spit in his hands and grasp
/ the warm.haired Noung man by the
county seat and tie him up in u
double bow knot, and pin n scarf
/ pin on him and throw him out on
the path Ia the gate, and then he
will turn and slap the girl where
the dress is pha;cd, and she will go
mp stairs with her hand on her
heart, rs it were. The Young men
of This country have gall enough
about visiting giIls in the evening
at their homes. without filling their
heads with any such ideas in regard
10 their legal rights. There are
very few fathers that would quietly
submit To being told To 90 away by
Il Young man with a striped hectic
and pants too short 1T the bottom.
These >parkeTs are looked upon 10y
parents generally as nuisance, and
often they are light. Nine tcnths
of the sparkling is done Ivy boys who
haven't got their growth, and they
look so green that il is laughable To
the old folks to look at them. And
YET marrying Is about the first thing
they think OF y green boy without
Il dollar, present OF prospective.
sparkling a girl regularly and talk.
ing ahnnt marrying, Is spectacle
Tor gods aud men. He should he
reasoned with. ami if he will not
qnII till he is able To support "A wife,
and To know how he loves and the
difference between love and passion.
he should he quarautined, or put in
n convert erected on purpose for
such cases. Nine tenths of the
unhappy marriages are the result of
green human calves being allowed
to run at lagre in the society pasture
without any yoke on them. They
marry, and have children before
they do mustaches; they are fathers
to twins before they are proprietors
of two pair pants, and the little
girls they marry are old women
before they are twenty years old.
Occasionally one of these goslng
marriages turns ont all right, but it
is a clear case of lnck. 1t there was
law against young galoots spark.
ing and marrying before they have
got all their teeth cut, we suppose
the little cusscs would evade in
some way, bnt there ought TO he
sentiment against it. IL is time
enough for these bantains to begin
to think of finding a pullet when
they have raised money enough by
their own work to bny a bundle of
laths to build hen house. But
they see girl that looks cunning,
and they are afraid there is not
going to be girls enough to 60 round,
and then they begin to get in their
work real spry, and before they are
aware of the sanctity OF the mari.
age relation they are hitched for
life, and before they own cook
stove or bedstead they have to get
up in the night aud go after the
doctor SO frightened that they run
themselves ont OF breath and abuse
the doctor because he does not run
too, and when the doctor GETS there
he finds that there is not linen
enough in the house to rap up doll
baby.-Pecks Sun.