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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31
1t was nailed up in place.

A FORTUNE. Hirsch, tie
manager and virtual owner of the
Turkish railways, is sending 5000
Russian Jews at his own cost to the
United States. 1t is generous deed,
and he can afford it. He admits having
made $25,0OO,O00 in five years by
Turkish railways.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31

IF kerosene oil was selling for cent
q gallon some man who had no chance
to sink $4,000 in daily newspaper
would set about driving new well.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31
: 7 O Y B :
AN
OPEN 0FFERI.

Until further notice. we.
will give any honorable
and reliable citizen of La
n0ille County, who hasn't
already a good Stove, the
use Free for 80 days of an
excellent Cooking Stove,
with Reservoir. to be re-
turned at the expiration of
that time unless the person
receiving it shall, after
trial, desire to purchase it.
i'm which case he can do so
upon liberal terms, subject
to the following warrant
and guarantee.
\ i
First----That the price
asked for it is as low a.
the same. or as good a
Stove, can be bought for i'm
Vermont, and the buyer
may have another 80 days
=
from date OF purchase to
investigate this matter.
and we agree that The
buyer shall be his own
judge in deciding this
point.
SecOnd---We warrant the
Stove against breaking by
fire, with fair usage, for
one full year from date of
purchase.
Third---We warrant ey-
cry pound of iron i'm the
Stove to be new and every
plate to be honestly and
thoroughly made.
FOurth---We warrant the
Stove to be an excellent |
baker and heater. and that
the water will boil quick
ly i'm the Reservoir by turn |
ing damper according to
directions.
Fifth---We warrant the
Stove to give perfect and
entire satisfaction i'm Price
Quality, Operation, and
Every Other Particular, or
at The end Of 80 days we
will take it back and re-
fund the purchase money.
Sixth and F'inal1y----
We guarantee that
there shall be no I'M
pleaSantneSS or disSat-
lSfactiOn, if after full
and thorough trial you
decide not to keep the
Stove; we shall not ex-
pect to please every
body, and if you con-
clude YOU don t want to
buy, we shall keep en-
tirely good natured.
We only ask that you
give us a chance to try
to please you, if you
haven't already "a stove
that does so. We think
we can do it.
Geo.P. Hardy & Co.,
HYDE PARK VT
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31
A BATCH OF GOOD THINGS.
A Few Incidents of Real Life.

HIS WAY.-A stranger who was hav-
ing his boots blacked at the Post-office
corner Saturday felt somewhat inter-
ested in the "shiner and observed:
"Boy, do you go to school?"
"No, SIR"
care you good in figuresf"
"I dunno"
eff had ten cents and gave you five,
how much would have left ?"
"That isn't the way figger," replied
the boy, after moments thought. eff
L black yer butes fur five cents and you
don't pay Til foller ye and throw ten
cents worth OF mud on the job !"
The man settled before the other boot
was touched.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31
LUMBER WAGONS,
which will be sold



We commenced business
with a thorough determina-
tion not knowingly to buy
or make any poor work.
That determination we
shall continue to adhere
to. and whatever we sell
will be with the fullest
guarantee that it shall
prove good, both i'm work.
mansllip and material.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31
BRIEF REMARKs OF DAN PELTERs
WIFE.-" Dan, said his spouse to that
yellow haired individual.

BRIEF REMARKs OF DAN PELTERs S
WIFE. =" Dan," said his spouse to that
yellow-haired individual.
"Whaat?" answered Dan.
What did ye git me fur p
"Fur pet, of course"
"And the way yo pet me is ter set yer
self out at the back door, with yer feet
higher n yer he'd and smoke; an let
me pick up the chips, an weed the gar
din, and du all the housework, an rock
the tn babiz, an watch thet boy Chubby,
and pick green's fur dinner, an du all
the heavy work bout the place, while
ye jes smokes an du the heavy thinkin'. "
"But I'm plannin' er hoss trade.
"Yaas, probly ye're plannin' suthin'
to keep shet of work. The best kind
er hoss trade is ter work the boss thet
ye've got now at his trade an go n du
the work as needs tn be done and gittin'
a livin'. Yer hoss's trade is ter pull the
plow an yer trade is ter follow it. -
A PooR COLLECTION. N.-Recently Elder
H., a minister in Maine, who has twice
been member of the State Legislature,
preached from the somewhat unusual
text, "And Jeshuran Waxed Fat and
Kicked" the whole drift of the sermon
being in support of a contribution which
was to be taken up at the end of the
sermon for the preachers benefit. The
elder descanted strongly upon the fact
that Jeshuran would not have kicked if
he had not already waxed fat upon the
possession of this worlds goods.
The collection, however, resulted only
in the small sum of $3.71.
Surprised at the meagerness after all
his eloquenee, the elder approached
brother and inquired:
"Why did not the people give more
freely?"
"Because they did not like for you
to wax fat, for fear that you would
kick" was Brother Furness's consoling
explanatioD,- detroit Free Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1882-08-31

Any imperfectiOn report
ed within q reasonable
time will cheerfully be
made good.
Soliciting an inspection
of our goods when i'm want
OF anything i'm the wagon
line, we are, .
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28
The County Ticket.

The nominations made at Saratoga
last Saturday, have our full and une-
quivocal endorsement, as those not
nominated would have had, had
they become the candidates; because
none were named before that con-
vention in connection with nomina-
lions, who wero unworthy OF any
office the people might bestow.
Chas. Keefe, the candidate for
Supervisor, is q prominent farmer in
the town Of Alton, a competent bust
ness man, and deservedly stands
prominently well before the people
and among his neighbors. What his
political antecedents have hereto
fore been, is Of no matter OF moment
our party, unlike the Republican, is
not living on the dead past, but up
on the present and the future; the
man who Is right now, Is the man
Tor the times.
For the Clerk OF the Courts, our
convention present the name OF VIM.
Theophilus OF Lime Springs, a young
man OF fine executive ability, un-
questioned integrity, and irreproach-
able character. Mr.. Theophilus Is
cmphatically self educated man,
and q man OF the people. He fol-
lows the vocation CT u teacher, por-
tons OF the year, returning to the
farm as laborcr at the close Of each
term.
For Recorder, we present the name
OF Carl X. Berg. one of the finest pen.
men and most accomplished copy
lists ever in the county. He Is man
Of agreeable manners, social and al.
fable. Of strict integrity, pure morals
and unexceptionable character. Like
our candidate for Clerk, he is entire.
ly self educated.
The ticket is q strong one, and
with proper efforts it will carry the
county by an overwhelming major
ity.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28

It Is understood that Hiram Hoag-
land, who was nominated for con-
gress, at Caimar, has withdrawn
Actuated by the noble sentiment
uttered by Edmund Burke, that:
"Uhon bad men combine. the rood
mast associate; Or else utey fiH fall
one Up one, an unpitied sacrifice u.
o..contemptibls strayyie,' hc refuses
to array farmer against farmer, for
the sole purpose CT continuing In
office railroad attorney, who will
misrcpresent In the future rs he has
in the past, every interest OF labor.
It Is notorious fact that Updcgraff
voted to give the Northern Pacific
Railroad, the lands it had forfeited
by not building the road, when the
lands 1t did receive are worth more
than the cost o. the completed, aud
Of the uncompletcd road. Mr.. Hoag-
land opposes all such robbery and
likewise the men, who, elected to
serve the people, betray them. That
he should prefer to withdraw in fa-
vor Of Mr.. Weller, the farmer candi-
date is additional evidence OF his
devotion to the interests of agri.
culture.
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NASHUA, Iowa, Sept. "A, 1882.
w. r. MEAp, Chairman Congression-

w. r. MEAD, Chairman Congression-
al Committee, 4th District.
Respected Sir:--I notice by your
paper OF alst inst, that Hon. Thos.
Updegraff declines Thy silence Of his
Chairman. TO entertain the people
Of this ith district with Il joint dis
cussion Of the prominent issues OF
interest to the merchants, farmers,
mechanics and working men, by
himself and myself. / regret this,
for 1t seems to me that II would be
proper that the people have the best
opportunity to determine whether
or not, he can by plain practical ar
gument, convince the hearers that
his past legislative acts have been, or
prospective will he, for the interests
OF the people Of this district.
With good luck, l shall finish my
threshing and other immediate farm
work this week, so that by Oct. lst,
shall be ready to 60 forth as your
wisdom determines, 10 speak OF the
faith within me, that the producers
OF wealth-the industrial classes
should by right divine; and will in
the very near future, reach out the
strong arm OF their own power, and
protect themselves against the en-
croaehments OF money capital, and
the outrages Of corporate eonsclidat-
ed monopolies.
II we are wrong in our antagonism
to rail road, telegraph, patent right,
national bank and other kindrcd
monopolies, the public ought to be
advised so by joint discussions,
where we each can present our views
publicaly, and each demand OF tn.
other, then and there, proof, for the
position taken by the speaker. Hay,
ing full confidence in your iudgmen,
and discretion in the foregoing mat
tiers, am very truly,
L. tt. WELLEg,
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THE HOMESTEAD sHA Ii DE FREE
Progress or Greenba caism in Russia.

One OF the most Significant move
ments III behalf of human liher.A
and the elevation Il the laboring
classes Is 1T present progressing III
that most d.spotic government Ill
the world Russia The citizens of
this great Republic might learn use
ful lessons from the progress Of 1t.
form III that Empire, but let facts
speak for themselves.
The Emperor Of Russia has since
his accession to power in the short
space Of fourteen months Inaugural
ted the three following organic
laws.
THE LAND FOR THE PEOPLE.
1st. The soil OF Russia is declared
70 be for the tree use of the People.
for such OF them Us will cultivate il.
| When portions Of it are required
from the ancient Mobiles by the Mir
or Commune il must be surrendered
by the Mobiles, they to be compen-
stated by the Emperor for the land so
taken according to the annual IN
terest ,rhich they Themselves person
ally reported to the rerenue officer
| who assessed them for State taxes
upon their income.
CHEAP MONEY FOR THE PEOPLE.
| 2nd. The Emperor has Inaugural
ted the establishment Of Il great
| land bank with branches ia cveiy
post town or populoas center Of til
vast dominion, for the purpose II
leuding its paper money AT a nomi.
nal interest in small sums to tie
present land cultivators OF Russia IL
enable them to buy for cash such
seeds, farming implements, animals
house furniture etc, nc they may r.
qnire in their newly acquired land
| patches. These patches average
generally from 90 To 30 English
acres each. These loans are lent Il
be repaid at easy instalmants with
just as much interest as will cover
the economical expense Of manage
ment and for a Rest or Insurance
fund to cover losses in the loaning
such extensive business. BY this
move the trade of the jews wit.
their 20 per cent loans. sharp prac.
tice and their troublesome dealings
is dispensed with. Their occupation
Of loaning money in Russia icing
| cut away nothing il left for the Jews
but To Withdraw from that part OF
the earth bag and baggage lit is u
pity he did not send the whole crew
/ to Siberia and wecouii have furlish-
ed large amount OF American Shy
locks. Star route thieves and public
| plundelers.
GRADUATED INCOME TAX.
3rd. Whereas from time imme-
mortal there has been gathered from
all men in Russia a eapitation tax
poll tax, this is now gradually
lessened and totally discontinued
within three years. Whereby the
" orning millions will be relieved
from all pers onal taxes for support
of the government. In lieu Of this
branch OF revenue 4 property and
income tar Is 10 be substituted which
j. 80 he lrediaated aEon tho progress
i've sliding sca!e-that Il tse trF4fs'
the income me hi1taf shat '# the
raff narna t@&@ ~
lii Hz###
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w. reform n thisp Compare this
WITH ,l4e plan,ier of on, pubic lands
ouf pppft size system III taxation
ieIfiring 81 pr cent of tho taxes,
OF Of the Farmer without consider
alton rs to whether his farm has
yielded him anything or not. and
thus forcing him to go to the wort
eluss Of Shylocks that ever cursed
II people, and mortgage his little
homestead 10 save IL from tho tax
collector With the lcgalizcd usury
authorized aud demanded by the
State. oh! wlat Il bundle OF absurd
tiles and wrongs have the people of
this counrrv descended to and worst
Of all the Farmers, who are masters
If the situation aud can control all
legislation, will llay iuto the hands
CT Til. silest crew og pai.y hacks
that ever disgraeed any age or M
ton. II l. iaasea'ing TO see Farm
ers--laiepohaeld IdfntGs, truckle
and fawn on lie low lived unplinci.
pied crew vi political tricksters that
arc nominated by chicancry and
caucus management, and put forth
TOR the taxpayers 10 vote for. Aye.
thc very .ane men WHO have piled
taxation Oh 10 them violated every
principle Of deeency md with the
check and aldaeity Of common row
dies presented their whlskey bills To
til. National treasury for liquidation
aud yet these men viii he sent Ii
congress to represent honest Farm
crs and sent there by the votes OF
extreme temperance men. III Rus
sia they would get free papers and
transportation to Siberia. Farmers
you are to blame for all this. Were
you united, had you alliances in
every county where you could cual-
pare notes and select men from your
own ranks TO represent You, you
could command the admiration
and respect OF the civilized world. II
makes no matter to what political
party you belong-therc arc enough
| Farmers ini.to secure the election ol
OF Il fellow farmer to represent you
| instead OF some 18th class Lawyer
who has not IL single interest III com.
mon with you. You have a deeper
interest in securing honest l.cisla-
ton than any other class. For your
ewn sakes and the sake Of your pos.
terity arouse To the dangers tina,
surround you. 4 little effort 1t this
time backed by free ballot may
save bloody revolution. Whilst
Russia Is coming to the front III the
great cause OF human liberty and
| justice, let Ii not be- said the Amer.
lean Farmer is passing into vassa'
lege and serfiem.
With best wishes for the prosperity
OF the class to which Ihave the hon
or to belong will close by suhscrib'
ing myself
Your fellow Farmer.
SAMUEL SINsErT.
Muscatine Iowa
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Our Candidates for Congress.
Anti Monopoly County Convention.

A Delegate Anti Monopoly County Conven-
ton will Be held at the Court House in DEBORAH
on Tuesday october ard 1859 at One O'Clock D.
m. for the purpose OF nominating County
ticket, and the transaction Of such other bus
iness as may legally come before It.
Each Township will be entitled TO Ave deie-
gates And for the purpose OF eelecting said
delegates and also Township Committee TO
act for the ensuing year, the anti-monopaly
element OF each tnwnahip In the county. regard
less OF old party lines who have borne the YOKE
Of oppression long enough. and are Wiling to
sacrifice party for principle, are requested To
meet In the several townships on Saturday sep.
TENDER aoth lss2, and elect five delegates each,
20 represent them. that will do honor to them,
and the intelligence OF the county.
Let each voter consider himself rs one Of Il
committee for calling caucus on the above
date.
Rally, from the Farm. the Forge and tho
Work Shop. and nominate ticket that we
shall be proud to elect
The committee earnestly request all In SYM
pAthy With this move. TO earnestly work In the
several townships TO secure a full delegation at
tho County Convention.
BY order County Central Committee.
q. FULLER. Chairman.
Dated September 18th. lss2.
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Howard County In History.

Should sufficient evidences Of en-
conragement he manifested IN the
part or our citizens, Howard County
will soon have place In history
commensurate TO her merits. Mr.. W.
Z. Alexander, Of DEBORAH, being In
town with view to making arrange
ments 70 that end. Mr.. Alexander
has just completed and has IN press
History Of Allamakee and Winnes-
HEX counties, and now proposes TO
perform a similar much needed task
for this and Chiekasaw counties. As
he Is gentleman who has had years
Of experience in the preparation of
county histories, aud comes with the
best OF guarantees as TO capacity
and reliability, there can be no aues.
ton concerning the character o. the
proposed work. Let cur pioneers
and citizens generally extend - ,he
enterprise fhe nna~'n "s se
W. 4 s-.z y e6 ca 14@ &=..'e
ass.rs rss*.@.s
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The Nashua Post wants to

The Nashua Post wants to know,
"Why do the Greenbackers in this
district nominate such q man rs
Weller for congress
Well, largely because he is q fit
ting representative OF the industries
OF the district?
Because he is thoroughly in earn.
est In the work Of putting all the
monopolies which Upd.graff has as
sisted to establish and pm, ADORE the
law, under the control OF law.
And finally, because Updegraff,
with his record in favor Of rail road
monopolies dare not meet Weller
before the people.
Does the Post a tool III the rail
roads and OF robbers, want any other
reasons?
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28

Where Ii the amendment that co.
the State one hundred thousand doll
lars and was going to sweep the
saloons out OF the beautiful State Of
lows on the 2Sth day Of June?
Where il the extra session Of the
Legislature that was going TO attach
Z suitable penalty and save -
ce..r~rs tTc.- ass.etn w<e-s :"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28

a4 \ Il hali~ any single flung
that the repul lean party has done
In the past ten years, to, In any man.
ner benefit you, or your calling?
Can you mention any official net
OF Updegraff's In Congress that has
not been In the interest OF the cor
porations which levy upon your IN
dustries just such burdens us their
cupidity suggests?
Can you namc one demand the
corporations have made upon him
that he has not voted for?
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28
MANHOOD
AnW LOST. HOW RESTlREnl

HOW LOST, HOW RESTOREDl
Just published, new edition sf Dr.. Calver.
wells Celebrated kssay on the radical cwvs OF
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and Physical lncapacity, 1mpediments to Mar
rtAge, etc.; also, CONSUMPTION, RPIL8PsY and
FtTs, induced BY self-indulgence or sexual ex-
trRvagancC, &C.
The celebrated author, IN this admirable H.
say, clearly demonstrates, from thirty years.
quencos OF self-abuse may be radically cured:
pointing out q mode OF cure At once simnle, GER
tain, and effcctual, by means Of whit b every
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eativ.
e4rThis Lecture should be In the hands OF
every youth and every man In the land.
Sent under seal, In plain envelope TO any
address, psst-puid, on receipt OF ak cent0 OF TIVE
postage stamps. Address,
THE CULvERWELL MEDICAL CO.
II Aan ST., New fork, n. rs
Post ONCE BOX, $50. 4lyi
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PIMPIFS.

Twin mail Gree, the recipe for simple vees
table BALM that will remove Tan, freskles
clear, and beautiful: also instructions for pro
ducing luxurtant growth Of hair on bal
head or smooth face. Address, inclosing 90
N. Y. S1yl
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28
ERRORS OF YOUTH,

4 GENTLEMAN who suffered for years from
a Nervous DKEILirY, PREMATURE DECAY, ana
an tho effects OF youthful indiscreticn, viii fUr
the sske 81 suffering humanity, ashd tree - all
who need II, the recipe and direction for mali
ina the simple remedy by which he was cured.
experience can de 30 by addressing In perfect
confidence. alyl
JOHN r. OGDEN, aa Cedar ST., New York.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1882-09-28
IOCONSUMPTIVES.

The advertiser having been permanently cured
OF that dread disease. Consumption, by q aim
pie remedy, 10 anxious to make known TO his
llow-suflcrers the means OF cure. To oil who
desire II, he WIZ send copy OF the prescription
preparing and using the same, which they win
Ind a sure Care for Coughs, Colds, Consumption,
Asthma. Nrsnslitis, &C. Parties whaling tho
Prescription, will please address, Rev. 4. A.
WILSONs 1914 Penn st.. WuliAMsburghN Y. al-l
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Uay-Ee ever.

Messfs. Nm. RVST & Sons, Druggists New
Rrans WICK y u: STAGE hushooi | have heen
been Naahse IN obtain permanent reiter until
used ils's Cream BALM. witch has cured ma L,
/. CllekEsgR. New Brunswick, y, j. Price 30
cents VIII mail H.
ASIA ELY,s CREaM BAIM Co. owego. n. J.
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Congressional Committee.

". r. Mead, Crcsco, Chairman.
J. r. Babccck, New Hampton.
W. r. Emo, Wagner.
W. II. Newbsry, Charles City.
q. =. Hennig, West Union.
n. B. Doolit,le, ..Crssco.
Z. n. Farnsworth. DEBORAH.
D. r. Mccarthy, st. Ansgar.
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WEAVER TO PLAISTED.

Muscatine Iowa.