Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-06-05
ALL SORTS.

1t takes 800 full-bown roses to make tablespoon
ful of the famous perfume, and you can get enough
perfume out of an onion to drive dog galop out
of a slaughter house. And yet the out-ranks the
onion.
BLOOD SUoKERs.-Crawling! bitirg! nauseous
odoriferous Bed Bugs. Horrid creatures!! away with
them butchers Dead Shot will do it every tme
Csc; powder for half "a pint by mall soc.
butchers Dead Shot for Bed Bugs-D utcher's Light
ming Fly Killer-Dutcher's Extract of Roots for Home
Made Beer for sale at all the stores Any dealer
desiring supply have it delivered his railroad
station free of expense by ordering fom Frederick
butcher, St. Adams. Vt.
Its cool day." said mother to her little son.
Eyes. it's school five days out of the week." replied
the young scamp.
Parents who allow their children to grow up with
scrouous humors bursting from every pore guilty
of great wrong. Think of them pointed out brand
ed with loathsome disease. and you will readily pro-
cure them the Cuticura Remedies.
pure, wholesome distilliation of witch hazel
American pine, Canada fir marigod, clover blossoms,
etc., fragrant with the healing essences of balsam and
pine. Such is Sanford's Radical Cure for catarrh.
Complete treatment for 81.
what is home where love IS not ~ asks suscepti.
BILE young poet. It's mighty interesting pace-to
the neighbors.
The best preventive of fever and ague and all mias-
matte diseases is Wheat Bitters One trial will prove
this. Sold by all druggists.
Remember, though box in the plural makes boxes,
The plural of OK should be oxen not oxes;
And remember. though fleece in the plural is feeces,
The plural of goose is not gooses nor geeses;
And remember though house in the plural is houses
The plural of mouse should be mice and not mouses
Mouse, it is true. in the plural is mice,
But the plural of house should be houses, not hice
And foot, it is true, in the plural is feet
But the plural of root should be roots not rect.
Nervousness, peevishness, and rrettng, SO often
connected with overworked females lives is rapidly
relieved by Browns Iron Btters.
When couple make up their minds to get married
it may be called a tie VOTE
Healy's Vegetable Tonic Pills and Cordial are pro-
claimed by reclamation the surest aid for all weak
nesses of the generative organs. See advertisement
| on this page.
and torpidity of the liver.
Put boys to work and see how they will play. Set
them to play and see how they will work.
| VALUABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS it is beneficial to
the scalp and adds to personal beauty by restoring
color and lustre to gray faded HAIR why Parkers
Hair Balsam is such popular dressing.
Editors and sand paper both scrape for living As
| also do BARRIERS and chimney sweeps.
WHAT EVERYBODY wANTs.-Is reliable medicine
that does any harm that prevents and cures
disease by keeping the stomach order the bowels
| repuiar and he nd livar Cuo a
medicine is Parker's Ginger Tonic. 1t relieves every
case, and has cured thousands. See other column
! Tribune.
A gentleman said. when a pretty girl trod on his
toes, that he had received the stamp of beauty.
Why continue the OF remedies that only relieve
when Ey's Cream Balm, pleasant of application and
sure for catarrh hay fever and cold in head can
be had for so cents?
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
Il have been afflicted with catarrh for eight years
found more relief in one bottle Of Ely's Cream Balm
than in all the remedies I have used Chas A. Crom
well. 81 South 9Th St.. Brooklyn. E. D., N. Y"
AFTER thorough trial of Ely's Cream Balm L an
entirely cured of catarrh as is also member of m.
had continued for more than year. James E. eros
son, sexton at the Tabernacle, Paterson. N j."
If man really wants to know of how little 1mpor
lance he is, let him go with his wife to the dress
makers.
PERsoNALi To MEN ONLYl- Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich, will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Eee
tro-Votaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial 70
thirty days to young old) who are Athlete
with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood an
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complet
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address a
above. N B-No risk is incurred. thirty days. tr
is allowed.
l railroad conductor recently chosen deacon, whe
it became his duty to take up collection, surprise
the congregation with Tickets. gentlemen" Til
contribution that day was large.
wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, cold
: bronchitis, whoopng cough. Group. influenza. COZ
sumption, and all diseases of the throat. lungs ar
l chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
All sorts of sleeves adms sable for ladies' dres
es but the coat sleeves around the waist remain Il
favorite.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia general debili
L liver complaint, bos, numors, chronic diarrhof
O nervous affections female complaints and all diseas
originating in bad state of the blood.
See, mammal" exclaimed little one. as puss, wi
arching spine and elevated rudder, s.rutted arou
the table; "see kitty's SO much she can't shut
tail down."
q "RoueH ON RArs"-The thing desired found
! last Ask druggists for "Rough Rats" 1t clea
out rats, MICE reaches, flies, bed-bugs. l5c boxes
, SKINNY MEN.-Wes' Health Remover. Absolr
l. cure for nervous debility and weakness of the gene
tive functions. 81 at druggists Prepaid by EXPIRE
$l.25. 6 for S.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City, NJ
l. Observation-Disclosures, quick, complete cure da
q urinary affections, smarting frequent difficult
nation. kidney diseases. 81 at Druggists Prepaid
Ill express. Sl25 for S. E. s. Wells. Jersey City,
= Thine own friend. and thy fathers friend forsa
not: neither go into thy brothers. house IN the day
thy calamity
," RESCUED FROM DEATH.-William J. Coughlin,
T. somerville. Mass. says: sin the fall of 1876 1 v
IT taken with bleeding of the lungs. followed by
ST cough. lost my appetite and flesh and was conir
10 to my bed. In 1877 was admitted to the hospi
~ The doctors said had a hole in my lung as big
half dollar. At one time report around tina
was dead. 1 gave up hope but friend told M
Dr. W lilldn nan 3 baisam Tor the lungs. l. got d
he tie, when to my surprise, commenced feel bet
ut and to-day feel better than for three years past
o. 81 write this hoping every afflicted with dist
10 ed lungs will take DIR. William Halls Balsam and
= convinced that consumption be cured.
lively say it has done more good than all the OF
~ medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold
rs Eff Dutton, Barton VT