Daily Republican., 1882-05-17
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r Grab salad at Fullmer's
y Deviled crabs at Fullmers.
! Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmers.
A low story-The basement.
, For cut flowers, 20 to 400 King street.
a smooth bore-A lie insurance agent.
A new lot of Cham ois skins, 9sc. store.
Gentlemen of leisure-g K o-as-you-please me
A well.known field otficer-A kernel Of cor,
Get your coffee roasted at 4O9 King street
, I. d. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market
Amsteur florists may be called garde
greens.
, A yacht runs fast because 1t is one OF tn
fleet, of course.
Politicians should swear by Jupiter. He
was the first to bolt
Second street
AT l2l Market street you can get a first
CLASS car0mel fresh every day.
to TO l. +. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts
for good cigar.
Our choice Mayhowsr at W. J. Kimble "a
Front and Madison streets.
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. I. Kim
Dle's, Front and Madison streets.
I. Ia Layton has removed to III Spruce st
lngroWlDx nails and corns removed.
Morning Star New Proce ss at w, l. Kim
Dies, Front and Madison street
| Fine IL X. Plain Gold Kings. At K. L,
hanf s.lb East Fourth sire t.
A nice assortment of children's white
| dresses and ladies' wrappers. at Wilson's, 4
Market street.
fine retouched cards for 81 at Holland g
| gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King reefs.
For bargains In furniture aud BEDDING. &c
70 l.. +. Adairs, 207 Market street and se<
his goods and learn bis prices.
nyeu want frst class parlor suit made
70 order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to Blake's, No. 233 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
81 90, At Hollands, No. East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
Teacher to small boy: "What does the
proverb say about those who live in glass
houses :" Small boy: Pull down the blinds
At house where they do great deal of
fancy work and keep white poodle, an in
nocent gentleman asked: who knit the
dog?
A crawfsh farm has been started in Whar.
ton county, Texas. The proprietor, it is said
has trained the crustaceans to come out of
their holes and take food.
An observer who considers kissing an ms-
thetic pleasure says that negroes, as a rule,
never indulge in 1t, has heard that Indians
never do, and says that among the lower
classes OF white women it is a rarity.
Two children are playing together in
garden. The little sister says to her little
brother, (Which would you rather be a little
flower or little bird Z" The young man,
after minutes reflection, "a little bird-be.
cause It eats ~
TAILORING.
Suits made 10 order In fashionable styles
from SIS up. Pants from 1850 up 1T guar
anteed. Cleaning securing, cutting and re.
pairing speciality. VIM. MCKENZIE, East
Seventh street.
Messrs. G. s. Humphrey & Bro. propose
giving grand opening of straw goods at no
distant day, due notice Of which will be
given. In the meantime, however, If you de-
sire straw hat you can procure 1t at the
above place.
An eccentric old fellow, who lives along.
side Of a graveyard, was asked If it was not
an unpleasant location. "No," said he, II
never Joined places in all my life with set
o neighbors that minded their own business
SO steady as they do"
A clergyman In Scotland preached few
Sundays ago from the text" II you do Rot
repent, ye shall all likewise perish" The
wife OF n farmer who was present went home
and told her husband that the text was, 'Ifl
you don't pay rent, you shall leave the |
parish"
Heard at back gate Eyes, I'm going to
leave my place. / won't WORK IN that wo-
man kitchen another day. The i'd ca Of ex-
pecting me to go to Long Branch again this
summer. I'm tired and sick Of Long Branch
Ind she knows it,
JUMBo'S LOvRsoNG.
Sung at sea.
" here is my Alice why should be severed
From her whose love was all the world to
me?
10 win that love for years had endeavored;
And now I've won it am sent to sea
Alice, where art thou In the zoo, beloved
feasted on buns (uo buns for me alack y
While gigglirg brats the dear enchantment
covet
Ofrding up and down upon thy back.
10 lonely anguish must soon succumb. Oh!
My elepha antne greets mans woe exceed
)h, Alice darling cOuldst thou see thy
Jumbo
Seasi,k and wretched, how thy heart would
bleed
Had crown and were my ship palace,
From q lily parted. l could not be gay,
)h, Mr, Barnum give me back my Alice Ii
can't be happy, wanting Mrs. j.
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