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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-02-11
HOW no SECURE TsEALTH,

For rheumatism, Spralns and Bruises, use
Uncle SANS Nerve and Bone Liniment. sold by
all DRUGGISTS
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Skinny ys.n

Wells Health Renewer. Absolute cure for
nervous debility, dyspepsia, mental or physical
decline. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express.
$125, 6 for So. T. S. WELLS. JERSEY CITY. n. 7
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KIrNEY-WoRT effectively acts at the same
time ON kidneys. liver and bowels.
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The Historians Relative.

ALL the stoves in the country are hav
ing pOt-luck. Detroit Free Press.
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bipeds. The crab being covered with hard, i'm
penetrable she'll it is not easy To modest or make
him afraid; therefore he wages war in his watery
world increasingly when once attacked. Although
tiny, hecannOt be said to be devoid of understand
ing having ten legs TO assist his OcOmotiOn this,
however, ayails him little for, when conquered,
he never turns his back 10 his enemy, starting
INTO bold run, but, ike many politicians during
election time, slips off sideways There comes a
time the life Of this pugnacious fellow when the
years bring him more bone and muscle than he
can dispose of with comfort and he finds him
self in q very tight place; his shoes pinch him
and he begins 10 realize tire practicability of APP
plying TO Dame Nature for more room or a house
IN proportion 10 his increasing size Nature
slowly responds to the call; but in her own good
time provides a new home, that the enter
Prising little creature does not wander about
homeless, but is provided for suitably, was the
Old sailor, who dropped his rheumatism and
crabbedness when he applied the Great German
Remedy, ST. JACOBS on. This last however,
may sound rather fishy to the skeptcal reader,
and to such we would reply in language too plain
10 be misunderstoOd0in words illustrating facts
that even the waves of time cannot wash away
or scaly epithets affect. ST. JACOBS OIL to-day
hes rendered the lives and homes of myriads OF
sufferers brighter than ever the electric light can
which people pause TO admire along the way. Still
mCc happily served than the old sailor was an
IN aid, who wrote thus concerning his case:
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-02-11
II.-EOPE.

ma 7 may not close my thought or sight to all
ne scourge and struggle of our common lives
-. may speak boldly OF world that thriyes
oH seI-destructiOn, war, disease and thrau:
an yet my hope cries clearly as the call
VI Jubllant thrushes when the Spring -eyiyes.
~ mas the wings of dawn and blithely strives
10 sing when life is nearest to its fall
Dreams, creeds, and aspirations may go by
Like friends that have betrayed us: but we stand
sublime and strong while one things fills the heart
Hope born immortal to us till we die
Which makes such men of us that we withstand
4he Wolhsh years which crash Us and depart
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POEMS.
BY @. f. MONTGOMERY.
I.-GRTTF.

nhere are despairs which searo 70 b,o,4
- That ua[ken Gay and rob the stars of LIGHT '
rrbat h ah1 t tie manifest weep as women miob+
nat pend the valor of the human will
Despairs which burn like homeless love. ona s.,u
StroT can eransfgure while it seems to blight
s' Io hearts feed noby on their grief iespite
a "ofio "nere hearts can ever thrive but in.
sweet love and laughter are the dream Of ro,,+,,
Anu solt contentment is a golden bar 'o"'1'
"nicn Snu's lie within its commonplace:
l hut the old world grows wiser in the trn,b
"a Ia sarfows fashion us to what we are
and rouse the invincible genius of onr raca
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-02-11
A GRABBED CREATURE.

on, Bohemian fash
ion with all its
worldly store upon
its back. On the
same beach may be
found our crusta-
Cean edible = the
crab-w whose chief
apology for exist
ing at all seems to
to be its ability to
furnish a delectable
meal to fortunate
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-02-11

beast.
DR.. ROGERS WORM SYRUP instantly destroys
WORMS
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AGENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest;
a Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced
81 per cent NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co.. Chicago, HI.
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NEW RICH BLOOD!

Parsons Purgativc Pills make New Rich
Blood, and will completely change the blood in the
entire system in three months. Any person who will
take pill each night from to twelve weeks may
be restored to sound health if such thing be possible
Sold everywhere sent by mail for letter stamps.
-. JOHNSON Il CO.. Boston, Mass,
formerly Bangor. Ne.
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KYHYC ReyoIvers. Catalogue free. Address
1O IN = Great West. Gun Works, Pittsburg, Pa.
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N q rniNc for sale cheap. All dates Catalogues
u. .. UuiNo free. G. T. McCombe, Lockport, NY
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d. onOn per day at home. Samples worth s. free
SOEcZU Address STINsos & Co., Portland. Maine
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29

times, though not by any means always,
go about broken-hearted to their life's
end. Some take it quite easily, out of
sight being with them out of mind. Or,
as the schoolmen said: !" De non appa-
rentibts ct non ecistentious eadea1a est
ratio" Some folks merely think of get.
ting the trouble away from here. They
are able to forget that the shipped
one lives on still, though far away.
Out of sight with them is tanta-
mount to having ceased to be.
[ suppose we have all some vague
feeling that WREN a human goes out of
your door or turns the corner of the
street and passes out of sight, he disap-
pears wholly; in any case that there is
marked break in his life. All, to the
man that lives, life is continuous what
ever it may be to those that look at him
or think Of him; your brother is your
brother still, though starving on the
streets Of Frisco. And to say it serves
him exactly right is not much comfort.
All that can be said is that the shipped
black sheep goes to destruction where it
does not SO ccnspicuously disgrace those
at home. Likewise, that when there is
dinner party at home it is not quite so
real that he is cold and hungry in Col
orado as if he were so in the street be-
fole your windows and in hearing of
your Inequalities. All the same. /
used TO wonder how some fathers and
sisters manage to live at all knowing
the facts I know. I wonder yet. Has
it come to this that the best you can de-
sire is quite to forget the bright little
boy whose childish ways bring the tears
to your eyes when you remember them;
who is dead, dead utterly, in the sod
den, hulking scamp, liar, and cheat
whom you dare not hope to see again in
this world or in any other. It is bitter
world to many; but one might find heart
to bear nearly anything but that.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
The Chinese Plan,

A young st. Louis doctor, tired of
waiting for patients and of starving,
published the following card: y" Family
practice contracted for at the rate of 81
per year for each person, payable one
fourth at first visit, when date of con-
tract begins; one-fourth in six months,
one-fourth in nine months, remaining
one-fourth at end of year. Confnements
and surgical operations extra" Bust
ness, he says, els just booming" in
consequence. He has already thirty
three families, averaging ivein family,
undcr contract, and over 100 more
promised whenever they shall need
doctor. So he has 500 assured him
and over $4,000 more in prospect. He
collects quarterly. There are extreme
cases both ways. In some he has not
yet been called Ito q single case; lin an.
other he has already made $3.50 Worth
of visits in about four months and will
receive only $12 for the year from the
family of three. It is simply medical in.
sarance for one year at 81 head. The
Medical Society threatened to expel
min. hut he attended the meeting and
cited t6a;name Of one Of the post distin-
guished physicians, who has an annual
c6htfaGt with u school, and they con-
clHdedto lethirf alone. = = - '
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
E<CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE

comforts
coneNoDoys VEL vENIA1Ep VEL
FINEST UPON AM
the eof
RIVER
MINNEAPOLIS
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
She Wants a Husband

An officer of the Seventh Cavalry
Regiment at Fort Lincoln, OAK, re-
ceived letter from q woman who owned
a ranch near Mandan, which in substance
read as follows: "Dear Sir; My man,
perhaps you know, is dead. I buried
him Thursday. It is coming on spring
now, and am q lone woman, with big
ranch and the Indians about. T don't
mind the Indians, the red devils, but
have too much work for any woman to
do. IF you have any sergeant about to
be mustered out, or a private if he is a
good man, would like to have you in
form me about him. If he is steady
man. likes work, and wants good home,
I will marry him, if we think we can get
along together. It's good chance for
any man. Please answer. =
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
-vovNGs fERs.
by JOHN VANCE CHENEY,

Golden hair and eyes of -blue,-
What won't they d0H4-what won't they do?
Eyescf blue aud looks of gold
My boy, youn learn before you're old.
The gathered foot, the taper waist
Be not in haste, be not in haste; =
Before your chin sprout twenty spear,
My word for It, youngster, they'll appear.
Raven hair and eyes Of night
Undo the boys; and u serves 'em right.
Eyes of night and raven hair,
They'll drive you. lad, to sheer despair,
The dropping curl, the downward glance,
They're only waiting for the chance;
At nick of time they'll sure appear,
Depend upon it, laddie dear.
Shapely hands and arms Of snow,
They know their charm, my boy, they know;
Flexible wrists and flecklcss hands,
The lass that has them understands.
The cheeks that blush, the hps that smile
A little while, little while-A
Before you know it, they'll be here,
And catch you napping, laddie dear.
Hands and hair, and lips, and eyes,
IT'S there the tyros danger ies
You'll meet them leagued. or one bS one
In either case the mischief's tose.
Il touch, trcss, glance, Sigh,
And then, my boy, good~bye-good-bye
God help You, youA g.ter! keep good cheer!
Coax on your chin e twenty spear.
: The Century.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29

eerecet HatthH1s
The Business Mems Tourists and Keah Seekers Bonanza
Asst I'll" DHA' nv" most Exr H. % E and leading BUSINESS
NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN, IOWA. M1FES0TA and DAKOTA.
G ] Gs and Time Tables this RoS
PALAT'AL SLEEPING AND DRAWING ROOM CARS
SUMPTUoUS SMOKING
IN d;t h
SR ru
:nrtcIa din
EHSS F5 5: @ % : | s prss
47AAAt5 E13yy?*
rs E9E ?S @ 8 Ds s ss r. r =
VII.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
: MINNESOTA NEWS.

CHARLES E. HovEx, of Fergus Falls,
has failed, leaving liabilities at $12, 900.
THE Mankota Axe Works are in Sue
cessful operation.
HoUsToN County adyertises for pro-
posals for building a new $40, 600 court
house in Caledonia.
THREE forged bonds of the old Mime
sofa Northern were sent to Fergus Falls
from the First National Bank Of Chat
tanooga, Tenn.
ALBERT hEA is actively at work to
raise $4,000 necessary to secure the
location of the Presbyterian Female Col
lege.
JOHN CALVIN, freight conductor, was
killed at Sioux City Junction, near
Shakopee, recently Re catght his foot
in g frog and the train backed down
against him.
CONGRESSMAN W. D. WAsHBURN has
just presented chime of bells and a
town clock to the Church of the Re-
deemer in Minneapolis, of which he is a
member. There are nine bells in the
chime.
CAIrAtN WIN. Mason died in Window
on the 9Th, aged 80 years. He settled
in Minnesota in 1857. His family con-
sisted of eleven own children and ten by
marriage, making twenty-one children;
forty six grandchildren living and forty
two great-grandchildren, making in all
100.
F'oRth past year or two-says the St.
Peter Tribune--the stone quarries at
Kasota have done an immense business,
but these qua1ries are scarcely developed
yet in comparison with what they will be
in a few years. The Kasota stone is be-
coming known throughout the north
west, and the demand becomes greater
each year.
THOMAS SHERMAN and Jacob Ray
mond, living in Secly Township, Fari-
bault County. recently exchanged wives,
and have since been living in open alnl-
terry. Mrs. Sherman afterwards per-
suaded Raymond to deed her his land,
when she left him, going back to her
own husband. Raymond is in copse-
quence wild and has hrottght suit to re-
cover his property.
OLE LEE, a Scandinavian farmer,
while returning from Fairfax Station, on
the Northern Pacific extension, with the
proceeds of load of wheat, was brut
ally murdered and robbed by young
man named Egan. E gan afterwards
bearded the train at Franklin and was
captured by the sheriff. Excitement Ii
high and threats OF Iynching arc in
dulged in.
A MEAN trick was executed few day,
ago in one Of the villages in this county
by an old man whose name we withhold.
He came to tavern, unhitched his
team, stabbed and fed it, and when
ready he exchanged bis old harness 10,
new one which was hanging in the
stable and started for home. Tho
hostler soon afterwards missed the new
harness. Tho farther was pursued and
overtaken; the harness was recovered
and the farmer paid the sum of $40 t.
hush UP the affair. Carer Free Press
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
Shipped.
From FraZer'g Magazine, !


One very dark June evening listened
to an awful story of the incotdgible=
badness of young man who Was. drag:
ging an honored name through The mire.
l said: "But what will they do with
him?" The answer was: "Oh. he'll
hsse~to be1 shipped" Though the
phrase was salew;s the IMAGERY was ex.
pressive and one was aware what was
meant. All, get the black sheep out of
sight, somewhere beyond the great seal
My friend went on to say, speaking Of
a certain great city: "When you get"
there you will hear the people saying,
Mr.. Smith has two sons shipped, and
the Ike Just nH a matter 81, course z Too.
much fo9kef money, and yai4g5 lads
getting Their. own asy, result a6 This.
And the poor father ana mother some
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
p!slicious'Eitsrature.
From tho pkiladh1nh7a Neun I

1t is stated that a pastry cook at Bo.
logna has produced a very novel substi-
.tute fora newspaper. 1t is composed
of very.delicate leaves Of pastry on which
witty articles are printed not with ink but
with chocolate liqnor. Thus, after it's
@a1 deyesE tiiS 81 5rSddstien itsslf IL? |T Thit
form of priptihgsiss certainly: scriptural,
for are I've moi stbld to- read, mark,
learn and inwardly digest?''
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
Not in the Right Direction.
From the Texas Siftinpg.1

= Last week the Austin Waterworks
Company had several hundred men en-
ployed laying pipes. They were en-
gagged in digging trench quarter of a.
mile long about a foot deep, when one
of the most intelligent farmers living on
Onion. Greek, stopped his team and asked
one Of the men what he was digging for.
>" Wather, be dad" That justshows
how much Intelligence these city folks
have. Here they are digging for halt a
mile along the top of the ground hunt
ing dor water, when if they we're to dig
straight down, they might strike water
within forty feet" and smsiiug at the
of the city folks, he started
his team and drove Oh.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29

fi'2sTG. EG'f0TS:-
The above is cHd likeness of Mrs. Lydia E. Pink.
AM Of Lyin Moss, who above all other human beings
may be t;sthful!y called the "Dear Friend of Woman"
&C her correspondents love to call heH, Sh5
s,aous,y devoted to her work. which is the outcome
If q lifc-study, Dad is Obliged to keep six lady
assistants tohelp her large correspondence
";lch daily pons IL upon her. each bearing its special
burden of suffering, joy at release from it, Her
Vegetable Compound is q medicine for good and not
evil purposes. have personally investigated it and
an satisfied OF the tr'. Gl of this -,
On account Of i, PROVEN merits IL Is recommended
and prescribed b. re best physician, in the country
One says: 1T works like charm and saves much
pain. 1t will cure entirely the worst form of falling
of the uterus, Le~corrhoea, irregular and painful
Mcns:luatiol, all Ovarian Troubles Inflammation and
liberation, Foodngs all Dsp!acements and the con-
sequent spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to
the Change of Life" -. -. =:
Itpcrmeates every portion OF the system and gives
new life and vigor 1t removes faintness flatulency
destroys oil craving for smulants and relieves weak
ness Of the stomach. It cures Bloatng, Headaches,
Nervous lrosration General Debility, Slecplessness
depression and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing
down, causing PAIN weight and -tackacie is always
permanently cured by its 1t will at ill times and
under all circumstances act in harmony with the
that governs the female system,
Itcots only g. per bottle six for ST. ard is sold hy
druggists Any advice required rs to special cases. and
the names Of many who have been restored to perfect
health by the Of the Vegetable Compound, can be
obtained by addressing Mrs. p, with stamp for reply
at her home in Lynn, fiass. 49, d."
For Kidney Complaint Of either. sex this compound is
unsurpassed rs abundant testimonials show.
Mrs. Pnkhams Liver Pills, sSys elt>=litcr, care
the pest tt the 'colld fer tho c,e cG Constipation,
Biliousness and Tnrpidity CT tho liver. Her Blood
Purifier works wonders in its and bids fair
to equal the Compound in its popularity.
All must respect her as an Angel ct Mercy ~ &c solo
ambition is to do good to others. 80"
Philadelphia. Pa. CN - Ms -,
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29

SIR ANDREW AGNEw having for some
time been pestered by an impertinent
intruder, it was one day remarked to the
baronet that this man no longer APP
peared i'll his company, and he was
asked how he contrived to get rid of
him. 'In truth" said the baronet, II
was obliged to give the chiel q broad
hint" IA broad lint!" replied the
friend. 81 thought he was one Of those
who could not take hint" "By my
faith! but he was forced to take it, "
answered Sir Andrew; ''for as the fellow
would not 60 out of the door, l threw
him out Of the window"
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1882-11-29
CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND g. PACIFIC R'Y,

CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND T. PACIFIC Ky,
geo
ard the EAST ~
and the
principal ""es
o. roadb etwee
Center and suns,
eaven"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-30

evening. On Saturday evening 1frs.
ZelIy began charging twenty-five cents
admission to all who desired TO see the
body of Small. The fee was paid for
six or seven hours by stream of peo-
pie that kept constantly pouring into
the house and large sum was realized
The Mayor learned of the proceedings
and the Chief of Police stopped them
and sent police there to take charge Of
the house and body. Rev. Z. II.
Donehoo refused to conduct the funor-
al exercises because the body was not
buried on Saturday. Rev. Z. NJ. Wood
conducted the services this afternoon.
The house was packed and probably
ten thousand people swarmed the
streets and alleys adjoining. The AL
legheny Cemetery authorities refused
to allow the body to be buried there,
because in 1853 resolution was adopt
ed by the managers that no murderers
should be buried there. The remains
were inferred in Uniondale Cemetery
in Allegheny, where more than five
thousand people had assembled TO see
the end of the services.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-30
Receipt for Making a Live
Town.

1. Sell your building lots at reasona-
BILE prices.
2. If you can afford to do so, donate
building lot for some large business
enterprise and hereby enhance the
value of your town property.
3. Induce business men to locate in
your town.
4. Patronize tho business men Of
your own town.
5. Always sum up your expenses
when You visit places outside of your
own town to buy goods.
6. Speak we'll of worthy public enter
prises.
7. If anything should be undertaken
that be of benefit to the town do not
speak i'll of it to others because you
may happen to be little preiudiced.
8. Speak well to strangers Of your
town and people.
9. If you have surplus money don't
invest it in some far away speculation,
but give yourself and your town the
benefits of it by establishing some
profitable factory.
10. Encourage your newspapers by
subscribing for, advertising in, and
paying for them.-EG.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-03-30

A Busy PLACE.-One of the busiest
places in Penns Valley is the MILL
HEM MARBLE WORKS. Fine monu-
ments and elegant head stones are
made in the best style OF the art and
in quick succession. The establish
ment has earned reputation for good
work and fair dealings second to none
in this part of the state, and has a
wide spread an I increasing patronage
IF
Last Friday afternoon q fellow by
the name of John Shafer from Belle
fonte came to town with q nice horse
and buggy and stopping in front Of
VIM. s Musser's hotel offered them for
sale almost Immediately on his arrival.
Several parties knowing the horse to
be from the livery stable of Mr.. Rush
Larlmer at that place and considering
the prics asked just about one half too
small took suspicion and had the fel-
low af@ested. After having telegraph
ed to Mr.. Larimer, who replied that
Shafer had only borrowed the rigging
the man was taken back to Bellefonte
by constable Maize.
If you want suit of furriture, or
even single piece, rem ember that
Camp, at Centre Hall, will sell you as
low, if not lower than you could buy
anywhele-besides whichyou can go to
Centre Hall and return home from any
part of Penns Valley in a day, and in
that way save expense. Patronise
Camp and you will be well satisfied
both with his work and prices. 2t
REMARKABLY TRAGEDY.-At late
barnraising On the plantation of Major
Dews, in Rowan county, North Caro-
lima, John Held and Peter Joseph, two
of the workmen on the building, got
into quarrel. Held threw an axe at
Joseph, the keen blade splitting his
head in two and killing him instantly.
AS Held threw the axe he. lost his foot
hold and fell from the building break
ing his neck. Three men were on the
ground ut the time James Cephas,
Richard Wiley, and Ned Bloodgood,
raising heavy log. Cephas became so
excited at the tragedy that he lost his
hold OIL the log, and it fell, crushing
Wiley to death. Thus, of the i've men
at work on the building, only two re-
mained alive.
Central Pennsylvania N. Il. COhfer-
ence appointment.