Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-11-17
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE,

their umbrellas.
mere Is man out in Sonora, ILL.,, who re-
Jo'ccs III lee' that are II inches in length, and
iinos lur'her pride in the possession Of
s"ee'"'ar' VINO cannot get her feet into his
No N'p''cr now loose an en9agement-iing
n'"y oc' says f"cH, the diamond never Slips
arouhd on Tie inside OF laIy's finger.
The New Orleans Picaylae has only las,
made the discovery that The circus that +. to
come is always best.
There is law amonr the Or,ho t,,i..,..
relating to widows tlo, is mara ,,rri,',,'. ,l..
,h, To-, 90 '''''' '-iiIp't llah
dabolical torurcs Among the onahas
widows must wal, -four, corr haf'.,r ,, ''''.'l,'
ing.
The tie Indians WAN, g, ,Jioe u.
useful hint for sev,rIlo,.,,. ,r,,.i,s',
puhiicaas wLo are 1ow h,iir,, .,',.i',.
hcht'
The Rochester EtDy,sa saws fla. t,.,r..
make their wives sp, the wood r,r ,,,.
kitchen fire The Indian is fine, s.,,,..
what CIVILIZED.
Christine NiIss,, vi ,o....,........,.
,li, o,,,,,,,.,. ,.. a., - "''''e III
vi most re-
'''a'A'oc piece OF intelligence She says
Oscar Wilde is rot such u fool as he lo.hs."
music firm has published "Willfen
"" awe "I''''ni Was QUAKER him
sell ana did not waltz.
1t is common thing for country r,itrrsio
take their nav in s,,'o.t.,.
, r' - l'"'"'S' pumpkins ana
,.e 'I.' VI INV '"''"' ou' II las been
'cit lor hehtucky editor TO offer six
months subscription to tic donor Of tho
largest pumpkin pie between rny, url r,,,;,
mas.
An on,r,,,,i.,a asa. ~,
'pF, ''''' ''"= 'ot lhahNSs'Hlg
uaY- 'EohD.c, gobblc, gpbhe'
! Oscar Wilde shouI1 en-, so,,,o,...i..
tn,1 -, .''
'''' Aep''' mus zee" started mat he IN
.chuS 10 pay Hamlet this is unlrIe.
lie Will continue TO play the fool.
sino. :, ros ,;,o.,..,o,,,. e.,
N'"'' ~ was "'se"Nelci nat Il l"ml! Ut
Logan, Kan, had lost five servant girls in
succession by marriage. the State commits.
sionor of o,,i,r,.i, ;5,,,,.n,,,',I.,.., ..,,
,,. ,'''''' "a ""''i.l" VII"
letters from Eastern maidens, asking the
sPe'o'est means possible oi reaching that
house.
A baltimore manor d,os,,, ,.al;.,....L.....
vo,,n,r I'', 81 rp.;,, - '' TI"c'c 'n"t
i,ka an iyytrn,i,,n,io, '' - Oi',e' up" 70
ranar caliar ~ " = '''"'' "''i'' 4.
y NeW ork pastor VINO IS gwen 70 bursts
W. " uia'lsc eluquehcc says tIht THIS com
Wy uouh'eu on lhe hof'h by an iceberg
,r,,ara -, a..
. i"t :, Is nsnl over IIlhihe III the market
-: = 10 H''"'"''S plt'cr Oue'- L>''t"
'0.'"''
a man in Cincinnati stabbed another he
; NJ ulu ilot me ms u'hc'hS' Shcl crit
~ W an' may ne unJusl' Jul IL Is lHcetNt-
N.u ''"""S ""9""'
The circus-iider WHO was elected to the
Italian Parliament is, We believe, the only
Pollliciah VINO can slCce:sluly Iile two
nolscs u' ONCE 1"""'SP1" Nt"S.
Ten thousand extra larrels Of beer ware
consumed III Philadelphia IN the occa,ion,f
the Penn celebration. Philadelphia is n.lh-
Ing II moi patriotic. Lo"cH titan.
The Chinese lancuaoc il snol;cr IN, .,,,,,,
800, 900 900 people English by about ~. 600
900. Thus we see that the Chinese eiabr-
ish is vulgarly common.--.Ne,c HareH R.qi,.
} ter.
By Proyv-Facetious ,ra,dcnor ltoirlir;
duol ,yhnhod loolcd GO Ionrlrnn 40 ..iI
on the rye that its radiant coInr Ind Lceni,,.
parted to his countenancc) "Mornin', Mr.
Wattles. Would you just come around and
give a look for ten minutes over them 'erc
cowcumbers? They're a shade BACKYARD,
sir. "-PuRch.
The latos, odyi,os rr,.,, T,,,, ,,.., It,