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Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04
{ Hur1al: Mrs. SpOCpGnd7kG will be Happy Now. W.B. IS THE ROYAL APPETIZER.
MIR. SPOOPENDYKE AND HIS DOG.
(From New Haven Eni0n.l

'1f surgical science" says caustic editor, twill discover some way to graft mans nose on to his business exclusively, will call it 8 scheme" The subject this article is Mr. Spoopendyke the gifted genius who writes for q Brooklyn paper. MT. 8. and Mrs. S. have become familiar to the readers of papers in this country in consequence of their fami 1y troubles having been consistently promulgated.
 MT. S.s pbysicgnomy is, perhaps, not less strik- ing than that of his fds 4chate veritabe bulldog running beside him. Attention might also be prop erIy directed to the widespread position of MT. S's legs. He is evidently in much haste. Have you guessed his mission reader
 He is carrying home bottle of Wheat Bitters to a sick wife. The fact is, he s in much haste to gej Mrs. S., his wife, sent him for the bitters and 30 years of malarial bliss has impressed upon his billiard bait pate the expediency of obeyng the behests of the wife of his bosom. Her last was Dear hurry back with the Wheat Bitters." The cause of his haste is plain enough.
 Spoopendyke's chief talent is obedience to his wfes commands. That good lady bas impressed up on his memory and perso the eXpediency of obedi. snce. Also the fact which should be well known to all that Wheat Btters is the best the richest blood, bran and nerve food. Also that it Is fully prepared, thoroughly tested acceptable and liable. superior nutritive medicine, rich in phos phates and not a cheap alcoh olic drink.
 Highly recommended bv chemists and physicians as positive tonic, always acceptable and reliable a. it not stimulate the brain irritate the system and leave deleterious effects On the contrary. | furnishes just that which is necessary to the brain strengthens and quets the purites the heart blood, and thereby makes only the best flesh, bon and muscle. s8-It works wonders, curing nervou
 and general debility, malaria, dyspepsia insomnia Produces healthy action of the Liver and Kidneys I fortfying the system against the miasmatic 1nnu ences, and will be found invaluable in all pulmonar l and bronch al difficulties Delicate females nursin l mothers and weakly children find remed equal to this healthful blood nerve food tonic gB For sale by all Druggists. S00 per bottle. Pre | pared only by
 l WHEAT BITTERs CO.,, New York City. 1 au2S cod 4w
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State News.

The funeral of Eli Goodrich, who died Tuesday evening, was attended by quite 6 concourse of people Friday from the Indian Neck Hotel. The. .interment was at the Gen. ter cemetery. Rev. Dr. Henry Olmstead, of Trinity church, and Rev. E. c. Baldwin, of New Haven, officiated
 Enoch Chapell, farmer, from Malta, Ill,
 on his way to Sufield, Conn.,, with his
 daughter, whom he was to place in the Con necticut Literary Institute, cut his throat with knife Saturday morning at Russell Mass. He was brought to Springfield, and is in 8 critical condition.
 Joseph Bourne rescued two children from drowning the other day at Seaside Park Bridgeport. The children, two little girls were drifting on raft, and becoming fright ened jumped of. Mir. Bourne sprang into \ the water and rescued the children just as \ they were nearly drowned.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04
Services at North Church.

The services at the North church yester- day forenoon were conducted by Professor George P Fisher, of the Yale Theological School. The attendance was good, although rain seemed threatening. The text taken is in Mark H., 1O-11 |" But that ye may know that the son of man hath power on earth tc forgive sins (He saith unto the sick of the palsy), I say unto thee arise" After 2 sketch of Mark as the associate of the Apos tie Peter, and graphic description of tho excited times of Christ's first proclamation ot the gospel, the professor drew from the tex the lessons most appropriate to the com munion season, and to this our day of high est privilege The solemn services of thu sacrament followed in the usual manner The church, with the new carpet and thor ough renovation, looked pleasant and at l traotive.
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Are the PureSt and Best
 RfEteyS ever made

They are compounded from Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mandrake and Dandelion,-the oldest, best and most valuable medicines in the world and contain all the best and most curative properties of all other remedies, being the greatest Blood Purifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and Health Restoring Agent on earth. No disease or ill health can possibly long exist where Hop Bitters are used, so varied and perfect their operations.
 They give new life and vigor to the aged and infrm. To all whose employments cause irregu- larity of the bowels or urinary organs, or who require an Appeti- ger, Tonic and mild Stimuiant, Hop Bitters are invaluable, being highly curative, tonic and stimu- lating, without intoxicating.
 No matter what your feelings or symptoms are, what the disease or ailment is, use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until you are sick, but if you only feel bad or miserable, use Hop Bitters at once. It may save your life. Hundreds have been saved by so doing. $500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help.
 Remember, Hop Bitters is no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best Medicine ever made; the "Invalid's Friend and hopc," and no person or family should be without it. 6,
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04
Fair Haven.

Mrs. c. B. Burwell, of North Quinnipiac street, has very beautiful night blooming cereus on which there were several fine blooms which blossomed out nicely on Satur- day and Sunday nights.
 The improvements at St. James, church are fast progressing. Much interest is natur- ally taken in them. The seats are all placed in position and the walls and woodwork nearly painted.
 The annual gathering of friends and acquaintances at Mss. Chester Bradley's on Thursday of last week was pleasant social occasion.
 Some of the stock of the new company just organized in Wallingford is owned by some of our citizens.
 Mr. Albert Curtis, formerly salesman in Fosters carpet house on Chapel street, later in large house in St. Louis, Mo, and now located in Boston, Mass, made short call on some of his friends and former acquaintances ! last Saturday.
 Quinnipiac Hose company have secured ! the Sassacus drum corps, nine pieces, to ac- company them on their excursion to Meriden l on Saturday the 16th. The company will go l with full ranks, sixteen in number, and will parade that day in their new uniforms The oyster dredge steamer Nellie when coming up the river one day last week ran aground on the side of the channel and had | to wait until the next high tide before she \ cept being delayed few hours. The nishap 1 was owing to an accident to the pulley that \ held the tiller rope.
 l The Rev. H. c. Hovey, pastor of the Sec ond church, has arrived home from his sum- ! mer vacation and preached to his society l yesterday forenoon, giving very interesting description of some of the sights he and places he visited on his trip. The cutter Happy Thought started on Sat ! urday going on the cruise to the westward l She will take in the yacht race this week at 1 Greenwich and continue the trip as far as l Long Branch, stopping at various places ! along the route. Captain William Howard,
 formerly of the celebrated yacht Alarm, ac- ! companied Captain Geerge Graves on the
 trip.
 The ceremonies of baptizing the bell and
 consecrating the school house at St. Francis
 R. c. church yesterday were very interesting
 and imposing very large number were
 present. This was the first time that any
 thing similar to these ceremonies was per ! formed in this vicinity.
 | The political cauldron in the Fourteenth I ward commences to simmer and bub bble little on the top, but nothing serious yet al
 though there will be little wire pulling a the coming caucuses.
 The services at the East Pearl street Meth
 odist church were very interesting to tn
 pastor, Rev. Mir. Hammond, and his people
 The regular service in the morning was fol 1 lowed by the communion, and twenty thre
 were taken into the church by profession an
 one by letter. There were two baptisms
 The music by the choir very fine an
 duly appreciated by the attentive listeners.
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New York Produce Market.

NEW YORK. Sept 2.
 FLOUR UT changed sales 1360O barrels; Stats $3 7naS %: Ohio "A 60a7 50; western, s 7OaS 20 southern, $4 'a7 50.
 WHEA r-Opened a shade better subsequently lost advance and decl ned Aahc., trade light; No l white, Fl ' {; sales 1f.Ooo bushels No. ? red for September Sl II * al l124 2soooo bushels do. for October. S1 Bal l31; 7l,000 bushels do. for No verrber, s1 14ha1 l5i6 10000 bushels do for De- cember s1 16kal 16sS; do. for the year, s1 Il | bid. 11;s asked.
 CoRN-1a2c. lower; heavy and unsettled, active trading mixed western for spot, 85a9Oc. do. for futures, 66s8t4c. es, 152,000 bushels.
 OATS Aai 1c.lo~er; State, 45a52c; western 40aE sales, 740,000 bushels including No for September 424a443o.; do for October, 43a441Ac. do for the year, 42kc. BREF-Firm. PoRK-Dull; spot new mess. s22 osa22 25 :; old do, $21 75 LARD-About 7xal0c. lower and weak steam rem dere' SIP 75 sales 150 tierces BUTTER Quiet; western, 15a3lc State, 20a32c creamery, 31o. SUGAk-Firm. MOLASSES-Unchanged. PETRCLEUM-Quis RICE Firm. COFFEE-Steady. | FREIGHTS-Firm. SPIRITS OF TURPENTINE-Steady at 49A. ! ROSIN-Steady at S1 75al 95. ! TAIIOW-Firm at 9a9l1c
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aonrnal ano Courier.
Monday Morning. Sept. f. 1882.
The Court Record.
City COurt-CrIminal Side-JuGge Shell

City Court-Crimfnal Side-Juage Shel-
 don.
 In this court on Saturday the following business was transacted Samuel F. David- son, statutory burglary, continued to Sep tember 5; John H. Ward, breach of the peace against Patrick Mahan, ss5 fine, S1O.1e costs Thomas Ward same, S1 fine, $1o,1G costs Michael Lenergan, breach of Sunday law, continued to September 5; Mary Ann Fox, abuse of Officer Collett, $2 fine, $6 IS costs, ten days in jail Hattie Cowles. lewd behavior, judgment suspended; James Soul ly, breach of the peace against Honora O'Neil $5 fine, SIP costs; James G. O'Brien, breach of the peace, continued to September 5 Nathan A. Stark, theft from Chauncey Johnson, $7.72 costs thirty days in, iai1
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forever exempt from roast, broil, stew or pot pie, and that while we claim the fruit of her labors provision in all that pertains to her comfort is to be always provided, until such time as she is called upon to bid farewell to her feathered and downy progeny and her perch shall know her more.
 NORTH OUlNNIPIAC.
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Try It. You'll Like It.

It will not be necessary to tend the Festival to ceive Presents they the vouchers for hem will be forwarded to an, body entitled to them receipt of ins ructlons how to send Buy now. Every have Tickets before Christmas. if they mence at once to the Soap. Buy more tha n you need for immediate use, the Soap improves with age. It is the best tn- yestment ever made. For sale by all iobbers and grocers keeping money worth goods. If your grocer does t keep it. will not get 1t. will de- liver free of charge box containing 100 full size cakes to anyone sending SC. No communications answered unless stamp is enclosed.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04

Forty Years Experience of Old N urse.
 Mas W1NsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP is the pre- scription of one of the best female physicians and nurses in the United States, and has been used forty years with never failing success by millions of mothers for their children. It re- lieves the child from pain, cures dysentery and diarrhoea, ,griping in the bowels, and wind colic By giving health to the child it rests the mother. Price twenty-five cents bottle
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And 500 other Useful and ValMa
 ble Presents. How To Get a Ticket 7!

Tickets for the Festival be obtained follows Every cake of David's Prize SOm is wrapped in & dark brown wrapper Save these wrapL til you have twenty; mail them to us in one of envelopes which can be obtained free of charge from the grocer of whom you buy the Soap. follow the printed directions thereon, and there will be trouble. For 100 wrappers you will receive SIX Tickets.
 Remember the Tickets cost you n~th- ing. You do not buy them. We do not sell theIa We give them to you for using Soap
 You must use SOap.-Use Dnvid's Prize Laundry SOnps Bear in mind that you have nothing to lose You get full value for your mon- ey when you buy the Soap. It is the Largest, Cheapest, Best, the Longest Lasting Whitest Washing. Sweetest Smelling, Easiest Rubbing Soap in existence If you use it you will always use it, and that's the way will get our money back. Think of it. No Soap ever did so much for you, none ever will.
 Every of the above Presents will be positively given away. 20 Wrappers l Ticket 100 Wrappers Tickets
 One Ticket good as another. Six Tic kets better than one.
 David's Prize Soap is delcately perfumed is larger than other of like quality and is adapted for either toilet or laundry use.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04
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NOR TRENTON AND PHrLADELPH1A,

ENOR TRENTON AND PHILADELPHIA, M Via BOITND BROOK ROUTE, Station in New York foot Liberty st., North River.
 COMMENCING JUNE 26, 1882.
 Leave New York d5, 9,30. II l5 m 1.30, 4, 430, 53O T % and I2OU p. Sundays, 8,45 a. m 30, 12 p ,, Leave PhiladeJphia corner 9th and Greene streets, 79O S. 3O B. II a. 1n.: 1.I5, 45, GAO, G45, l2 Sundays 8. 30 a m 5.3O, 12 p III.
 Sd and Berks sts lo 82o, 9 10 g. m; l, 33o T. % 6 3O II 80 D. m. Sundays, 8 fh q. m 30 p. Leave Trenton, Warren and Tucker sts 25. 62o 8 O3, qU5 10 OS 1l.34 a. m: ?, 4.25, 624, |2S P. n Sundays 1 25 9 IS a. m.; G,15 ? in. c. c. HANCOCK, h. r. BALDWIN, , G. P. X T. A, P. S R. I&R. c. F. A., c. Rlt of N |"
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Kiss Me Goodbye, Dear.
 rErnna tha Dafrait ErAa Prasal


 That is the phrase heard in the hallway of many a home as the man of the house is hur- rying away to exchange daily labor for daily bread in the mart of commerce. Sometimes it is the wife who says it, sometimes infant lips prattle the caressing words, holding up sweet flower face for the kiss that is it's warm sunshine of life, and the strong man waits 8 moment to clasp his treasures and is gone ]; and all day he wonders at the peace in his heart, at the nerve with which he meets busi ness or bears business crosses. The wife's kiss did 1t, the baby's kiss did 1t, and he realizes that it is not wealth or position or luck that makes our happiness, but the in- fuence we bear within us from the presence of those we love.
 Kiss me good-bye Oh lips that have said it for the last time, would you ever ask again in those pleading tones for the kiss so tardily given? Would we not remember that the relation the flower bears to the universe is as carefully provided for as that of the brightest star; that the little action of loving heart goes side by side with the deed of heroic worth that love is the dew of life; that the parting for day may be the parting for a lifetime
 'How many go forth in the morning That never come home at nights And hearts have broken For kind words spoken That sorrow neer set right.' Make the air vocal with kisses Many tears have been shed over kissed kisses-over those dear as remembered kisses after death, ' but the time to kiss Is the present. Kiss your children, man of business, before you leave home; kiss the mother of your child, and that dear old mother who sits on the chair by the window-no matter if her cheek ! is wrinkled her heart is young-and then go l about your days work with thank God'' l in your soul that you have some one home tc l kiss.
 l "For though in the quiet evening You gave us the kiss of peace, Yet it might bo | That for theo l The pain of the heart should cease."
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04

Nothing like it' So remarked one of our most successful physicians the other day. speaking of Hops and Malt Bitters. c. It
 has completely cured one of the most obsti-
 1 nate cases of dyspepsia ever brought to my notice." s4 12d 2w
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04

Both Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and Blood Purifier prepared at 233 and 235 Western avenue, Lynn, Mass Price of either $1. Six bottles for $5. Sent by mail in the form of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $l per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of inquiry Enclose Sc. stamp. Send for ''Guide to Health and Nerve Strain" gel Gd1w
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Always avoid harsh purga,ive pills. They first make you sick and then leave you con- stipated. Carter's Little Liver Pills regulate the bowels and make you well. Dose, one pill.
 Wholesale by Richardson & Go. all drug gists at retail. a3O Cd 1w
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For Dyspepsia, Indigestion. Depression o f Spirits and General Debility in their various also as a preventive against Fever and Ague, and other Intermittent Fevers the s'Frero-PRo pho rated tIlixir of Calisaya,'' made by Caswell, Hazard x Co.,, New York, and sold by all Druggists Is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from Fever or other sickness, 1t has equal. ra&w
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A mans wife should always be the same especially to her husband, but if she is weak and nervous, and uses Carter's Iron Pills, she cannot be, for they make her "feel like a different person." at least they all say and their husbands say too! Garter 8 Iron Pills equalize the circulation, remove nervousness and give strength and rest. Try them.
 Wholesale by Richardson & Co., all drug g1sts at retail. a3O Cd 1w
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Malaria, chills and fever and Bilious at- tacks positively cured with Emory's Stand ard Cure Pills an infallible remedy never fail to cure the most obstinate and long standing where quinine and all other remedies had failed. They prepared ex- pressly for malarious sections, in double boxes two kinds of pills, containing 8 strong cathartic and chill breaker, sugar coated ; contain no quinine or mercury, causing no griping or purging; they are mild and eff cient, certain in their action and harmless in all cases they effectually cleanse the system and give new life and tone to the body. AS household remedy they are unequaled. For liver complaint their equal is not known j; one box will have 8 wonderful effect on the worst case They are used and prescribed by physicians and sold by druggists every where, sent by mail, 25 and 5O cent boxes. Emory's Little Cathartic Pills, best ever made, only 15 cents. Whittleseys drug store, 228 Chapel street.
 Best ever made Emory's Little Cathartic Pills, peasant to take, sugar-coated, no griping only 15 cents box, of druggists or by mail. Whittlesey's drug store, 228 Chapel
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cfinaneiial.

NEW YoRE. Sept. 2 3 P. M. Money closed at 5, but at times to-day loaned as high as per cent Exchange unchanged Governments closed firm, fclosing prices reported over the private wire of BUNNELL & SCRANTON Bankers and Rrokers1
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Sure Cure. bottle of Dr. Fuller's Pocket Injection. with syringe combined. All druggists, $1

Personal! To Men OnIyl
 The Voltaic Belt Co.,, Marshall, Mich, will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Eectro-Voltaic Belts and Eleo- tric Appliances trial for thirty days to men tyoung old) who afflicted with Nervous Deb1li- ty, Lost Vitality and Manhood and kindred troubles guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address above. N B. No risk is incurred as thirty days trial is allowed
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''How many go forth in the morning That never come home at night?
 And hearts have broken
 For kind words spoken
Skinny Men
JJeciine of Man.

Wells Health Remover restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. $1. Depot 289 State street.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-09-04

Naugatuck Railroad. TOMMENCING Monday, November 2, 1881, trains N/ leave New Haven via N. H. & D. R. R., connect ing with this road, at 7:05 a. m.-Connecttng at Ansonia with passenger
 train for Waterbury. Litchheld and Win
 sted.
 $50 .. m.-Through for Waterbury, Watertown,
 Litchheld, Winsted. 200 D. m.-Connecting at Ansonia with passenger
 train for Waterbury, 6:2s D. m.-Through for Waterbury. Watertown,
 L1tchfeld, Winsted. SIS D. m.-Conuectine at Ansonia for Waterbury. FOR NEW HAVEN-Tratns leave Winsted 705 G.. m., 1:l5 D. m., with through and at 5:1b D. TRAINS LEAVE WATERBU RY-At 500 a. m, SIS a. n1 through car, 1050 8. m-, .31 D. m.. through car, $40 p. GEORGE W. BEACH,
 Superintendent.
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Starin's New Haven Trans
 DOrtatiOn Line.

Leaves New Haven Daily except Sunday. Leaves New York Daily except Saturday. pE-h THE JOHN H. sTAR1N, Can't. McA1 tster, every Tuesday and Thursday at 10:l6 p m.; every 'aturday at II:I5 D. m The ERAsTUs CORNING. Capt spoor, every Monday Wednesday and Friday at 1915 D. m
 Returning. leave New York from Pier 1s foot of Cortland street, at D. m.-the sTARIN every Mon day, wednesday and Friday, the CORNING every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday. The only Sunday night boat from New York.
 Fare. with berth in cabin, s1 with berth in state room, $1.5O Excursion tickets Sl 50.
 Free Coach leaves the depot at s1O D. m Leaves corner or Church and Chapel streets every half houY commencing st $50 p m. -'
 Tickets sold and baggage checked to Philadelphia.
 Passengers by Fair Haven and WestviIle cars can stop at Brewery street. only three blocks from the boat.
 Tickets and Staterooms can be purchased at McAl- 1ster Warrens our town ot1ce), at the Tonttn Hotel. and at 309 and 351 Chapel street W. 5. MILLER, Agent,
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ROnRh on sS.a

Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, Impotence Sexual Debility, cured by Wells Health Re newer." $1. Depot 2S9 State street.
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Gtabelers' Guios.
Steamboat Line for New For

Trfp, TI.B0. AsSh The steamer O. H. NoRTHAM Capt .ssl5Es3aekl F. J. Peck will leave New Haven 1z:oo D. %., sundsys excepted staterooms sold
 Steamer CONTINENTAL Captain steyena leave. Now Haven at 10l6 a. m., sundays excepted landing at 23d street, East River.
 FROM NEW YORK.-The 0. H. N0RTHAM 1e.v., Peck Slip at p. and the CONTINENTAL at Il:O1 o'clock p. m-, Sundays exoepted--Saturday ntghts Rt 12 o'clock midnight.
 Sunday Night Bon for Now York.
 The steamer NEW HAVEN Capt. Post, leaves New Haven at lo:So p. Ststel sold at She Elliott House. Free stage from Insurance Building, Chaps street, commencing at 9 p. m.
 Tickets are sold and baggage checked through tc Philadelphia (beth routes) Baltimore and Washing ton. jy8 sAH K wARD Agent
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Freight Train with Pass. Car leaves Northampton at 4. 30, and arrives at Westheld at $40 p. EB-Time given south of tfranby is New York time, and North of Granby Boston time.
 EDw. A. RAY, Gen. Ticket Agent. 0. A. GooDNow, General Superintendent. New Haven. July 5, 1882. ty7
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Boston & New York Air Line R.R.
 On and after MONDAY, May 8, 1882, trains sFsss@ will follows: kaNr& 600 8. train for Willimantic. S:O5 Train for Willtmantic connects at
 Willimant1c with trains of the N. Y. and N K. and N. L. N. railroads, arriving in Boston as 1:25 P. na., Providence 12 55, Worcester 2:10 p. m., and Norwich at 11:O6 8. 10. lO35 a. Train for Willimantic connecting at Willt- 1nanttc with N Y and II. K. and New London Northern Railroads.
 623 D. Train for Wimantic, connecting ct Willi- mantto with New London Northern R. R. feI Norwich and New Lon don.
 Trains leave Turpervtlie for Colchester st s45 m 12:53, 6:24 and S05 p.
 Colchester for Turnerville at 9:24 and HAS m., and 6:l7 and 7:58 D.
 Trains connect at Middletown with the Hartford and Connecticut Valley Railroad for saybrook and Hartford. J. H. FRANKLIN, myS Superintendent