Daily Republican., 1882-03-03
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Parker. cupping and leeching, lOs z. Sec
0nd street.
You will seldom find an attorney at law
he knows better.
Ambrosia lfine cut), "F'ood for the Gods, :"
at Mullins, West Front street.
Fine la x. Plain Gold Rings, ct 4. Z
Hanfs, ID East Fourth street.
For reliable garden seed, go to Crippen's,
No. East Second street.
Ayers Superior Dry Hop Yeast for sale at
ii East Fourth street, Boyd h Booker.
Crippen. No. East Second street, sells
Henderson's new and reliable garden seed.
Get your Photographs 1T Hollands gallery
No. Third stron' tWo doors East Of Market.
Slime card photographic for 81, atHolland's
gallery, No. 4 Third street, between Market
and King.
and retail, at kimble's, Front and Madison
streets.
Scientific mammas are feeding their daugh
ters on phosphorus, because it Is good thing
for making matches.
".ieHeroHs to fault" may be said OF many
men. At least they are generous enough to
their own faults.
Verify, there Is nothing in this life wholly
gso1 or wholly bad. Amt. oh? You forgot
tbs egg.
John q. Bryant is supplying the patrons Of
the City Hall Fair with beautiful books at 10
cents q chance.
Ono lady secured one of ]. q. Bryant's fve
do lar Business and Social Forms at City
Hall Fair, for 10 cents.
fyeu want a first class parior suit made
to order for . low price, 20 to W. W. Wood
wards. Sixth and Tatnall streets.
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one halt. One half OF bis houses having tall
en- down that's the reason.
Norway has discovered that telegraph lines
scare the wolves away. They are probably
afraid Of the ext0rtionate rates.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 90
to L. +. Adair's, 907 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
The largest and best assortment of picture
frames can be found st q. K. Baugh's, 607
Shipley street.
When man goes to the mark ct house on
q cold day or shoulder OF bsef, how can the
butcher help giving him cold shoulder.
A devIl-hsh with arms thlrty-two feet long
has been caught on the banks Of Newtouud
land. What q cashier he would have made
"Can you get people out safely In case OF
FIRE ?" Managel-"Haven't had time to
think OF that; getting them In is what inter
eats me-"
1t is now believed that the fixed stars were
placed so far away in order that the patent
medicine man couldn't get there to paint on
he rocks.
Il Providence Press has an article u pom
'Whiskey, toDacco an osher Perfu merry" Bv
o,her perfumery We presume the editor refers
10 cloves.
Something posse sed mild looking book.
agent to put brick in his coat tail pocket,
and the way Market street broker hurt his
Toes on it was simply agonlzing.
News came from New York that .'the bulls
threw cotton overheard and broke the market
thirty point" They appear to have behaved
worse than the Texas steers.
A Somerville shoemaker advertises to make
temperance boots and shoes, or. in other
words, boots and shoes that q re never so
light as to be disagreeable.
Wilson, at 413 Market street has opened a
beautiful line of neckties, tilshues, lace and
inen collars, Isle thread and Kid gloves
which he is selling cheap.
The Chicago Inter-Ocean informs US that
he smallpox is disappearing and w.cat i
'etter. Why, in the name Of all that Is CO.
ime?
"Ssats for shop girls" certainly. A great
many Of cur nice young men understand tho
lrt of so adjusting their knees that an excel
ent seat for shop girls Is the result,
The poet sings: "Man's happiness here
lanQs on a thread" We presume the poet
vas married man and never knew the need
ia button while dressing In hurry.
A close estimate figures the number of for.
! fners settling in this country last year at
00, 600. At this rate it will soon bs impossi-
lie tor native to be elected constable,
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter,
reserves OF all kinds, good, pure tub butter,
uckwheat, &C., can be accommodated at h.
|. Moores stalls. Y and "A and street market
The first cat taken to Gunnison City sold
)r Sl5, but the first man in that town who
illed ctt was presented with purse of
80. there's no show 10 this country for the
vt to get ahead.
A correspondent of tho Danbury News de-
Ote half cOlumn to describing "goose herd
~ in California" In the East there are 90
lany geese that the newspapers have giye1
p chronicling their "herdlngs."
TA1LoRI NC.
Suits made to order In Fashionable styles
ON SIS up. Pants from So 50 up fit guar
1teed. 'leauing securing, cutting and re.
airing specially. WV. MCKENZIE, East
eventh street.
His eyes we're black, his nose was red,
SAID we: 'yOu hive been eepiny''
"Oh, no !" he cried in sad reply:
''Awake l have been keeping
The largest finest and cheapest assortment
hats In the city. is at Ross'5, 1l6 Market
rect. Also, headquarters for white shirts,
ldsrwear, neckties, hosiery and notions.
ont forget the place.
Oscar Wilde asks s2Oo night for his lee
res What does man who dimes on the
rfume Of a lily and wears cast OFT garments
ade by early English tailors want with 5000
yhOw
We are never without pilot. When we
low how to steer, and dare not hoist sail,
ough We do not. The ship Of Heaven
des ITSELF and will not accept a wooden
oder.
We are not only pleased but turned bya
sther The his :ory of man Is a calendar
straws. If the nose Of Cleopatra had been
orter, said Pascal in his brilliant way, An
ony night have kept tho world.
. Y hat makes you look 80 blue ?" said Pat
Mike. "Gad. you'd look blue you came
Inal meningitis" why doa't you shoot
0 bloody lillian ?"
How beautiful the dome Of heaven this
ening ?" said Angelica, as she leaned
avily on his arm. ''The, yes" said prac-
nl John "it's impossible for them to look
to us, You know They cawn't.'
An Ohio woman protesting to be tired Of
,, threatened to Iut an end to 1t whenever
could nnd leisure. At the age of 80, she
idenly found that she had finished one
zoe of work before beginning anO'h true
her word she swallowed laudanum with
further delay.
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STOkEHS ia tho vendor Of ths Ara f0Y
forve diseases. AL fits stopped tree Send
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