Daily Republican., 1882-09-08
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Grab salad OF Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs aG Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters ct Fullmer's.
DIR. Darmon's Office, 1924 Oamac st., PhiIa
Get your cotfAa roasted at 400 King street
All kinds Of knives and forks at 99c. store
q. s. Humphrey Bro, one.price matters
Parker, cupplng ana leeching, No. 1o3 East
Second street.
Fine IS X. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. E
Hanfs, l6 East Fourth street.
Pure cider vinegar at the old grocery store
Of W. H. Lloyd, 7th and King.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher. the Derfe,tiOn
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
A city belle at Newport won a wager that
she could milk COW the first time trying
You can always get stamped envelopes,
pens, paper, ink, etc, at Mullins west Front
Street.
8 fine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KnUws that Holland makes the
best tin types In the city. No. East Third
streeC, between Market and King.
Bear iu mind that u. s. Humphrey q Bro. .
9O2 Market street have laid in we'll selected
stock Of tall Derby, silk and other hats.
The fy now takes the mountain Dir upon
the peak OF some grand old bald-head and
his morning bath. .luxuriantly in the milk Jug
At last plan has been perfocte for ena
bling man to scratch the no How Of his own
back. They are now making shirts with the
backs lined with sand paper,
A Newport youth drives three horse
q hrn Cf napf Iln,r r.,
tages. A man nay be q born idiot, but he
can't show 1t unless ne has money.
Out West man is considered nobody un.
less he has "kllled his man." There Is
where young physicians have the advantage
over the average man in migrating West.
Ross ll6 Market Street, has me assort
ment of latest style h ats at low p prices, also q
large lot of white shirts, suspend ers, hosiery,
suspenders and notions. ~ will pay you to
call.
Geo. L. Baugh does the finest wool cary
ing for buildings and cars also the finest
mOuldingj Of all kinds Tor photogra Jhs and
all Sorts OF pictures. Call and see. No. 6O1
Shipley st.
Awoman at Lincoln, ILL.,, left 5000 in cash
by will "t0 the widow in Lincoln who shall
first secure husband" In less an an
hour every unmarried man in that town had
taken to the swamps.
A book Of $50 pages has been written to
prcve that sharks do not eat human beings
The author of the work has declin cd an offer
Of 81 ,0O0 to jump into the harbor at Key W West
and settle the dispute.
An exchange tells ''how to display the
foot" lhe article Is intended Tor young
lLCies. heir fathers know how to display
the foot, without instructions, as many an
Infatuated youth knows to his sorrow.
An impertinent fellow once took occasion
to say to one of the despised Jewish race
Abraham, they hang Jews and donkeys In
Poland 'lsh dat so7' den it's mighty
LUCKY dat neither you nor is d ere, isn't it?''
Fashionable people who have only dresses
enough TO last Week-Wearing two new
ones out every day-travel from one water
ing place to another 1ring the summer. 1t
ts cheaper to travel than H. Is to buy new
clothes.
She decorated her room with bric.a bac
and pictures and placed her husbands pho
tograph on the topmost nail. Then she sat
down TO admire her work, blissfulIy remark.
ing, NOW everything is lovely ana the goose
hangs high.'
Society people who go away tor the summer
car count on several mentions in tae papers;
first, that they contemplate going; seoUDd,
that they have gone; third, where they are
and how they are enjoying themselves;
fourth, that they have returned, and, per.
haps. nth how they feel about it.
The Concord school of Philosophy has
again adjourned without explaining tho dit
| ference between the "hereness of there" and
| the wherefore Of the thusness," or showing
why the hencity of The henceforthness is not
identical with the neverthelessness Of the
heretofore. On account Of the extremely
hot weather. probably.
Beneath a shady tree they sat.
| He held her hand, che held his hat,
l held my breath and lay right fiat;
They kissed, l saw them do 1t.
| He held that kissing was no crime,
Ne held her head up every time,
| held my peace and wrote TINS rhyme,
While they thoug ht no one knew 1t.
Some Germ ans were recently talking over
the subj sct Of an elopement which occurred
hereabouts, when one asked another II he
would be offended II his wife elopsd. al
tells you" said Hans, striking the beer ta-
BILE with his fist, 'of my wife should run away
NIT annoder mans wife, would skirk him
out Of her breeches If 8 ae vas mine own fad.
der"
A Swedish girl In Brooklyn committed sui.
| eide by swallowing the heads of thirty mat
ches Considering that the price Of matches
has lust been advanced, the girl showed an
extravagance in her mode Of shuttling of the
mOrta coil that cannot be cOmmended-es
pecially as the matches were the property Of
The family In Which she was employed as a
servant.