Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-06-12
la CREME DEs cHaoNrours.
What the Alleged Wits of Paris Find to
Say In Their Newspapers

Say In Their Newspapers.
Profound reflections:
During the first half Of our lives wine
goes to our heads, during the last it settles
in our legs.
Perhaps the reason why the voice of
truth is SO rarely heard is because, living
IN well, she is apt to have cold.
What a curious idea that is of yours,
my dear, to put your poor dead husbands
portrait in your dining room -
life"
The Court-Prisoner, think that on the
day in question you must have left your
reason at the bottom of your tumbler.
Prisoner-Oh, no, your Honor, you must
be mistaken. Catch me leaving anything
at the bottom of my tumbler
The hairdressers of Paris have difficult
task set them at the next public competi.
tion. One of the subjects for practical il.
lustration is, "Stylish method of cutting
the hair of bald.headed man."
Dialogue between two boosters:
LANDED estates My dear fellow, l
have estates at Marseilles, estates SO vast
that you can't see the end of them"
"Pshaw! That's nothing have estates
at Toulouse, sir, that you can't even see
the beginning of !"
aM. Ill r..,.
,.,aas a, IN IN ny .,ssie ~ oro'nei Always pe
S'""s "xes 'aaI dar,;nam : an
"Tha.'Il y, TIi he nice
"Why, lovely 2"
Because, then can always lick him !"
once rnon Tin; nho n, A.. .,aou
mos ;n,,;.pJ % 80 MLeH DuaS Sne eiref
Innar o e tont W uine Wisn slie ae ulraraln'
abIv iona t;,pa |as co. .ol az unSUnso,on' W:,
w;tbont.1bon, % ~ ~ ~ ne suIsS, I,s.s1 ,enne.;
nasr of Framoen % snG Du,ng ,a aI I'm Immortal I ana
r;ieoe 70 az do,., - "ou'u nave peen sa'-
T Psessntlv ~ Iu t@a tSs ah.sn,a. ~. = .....u
ance, excusing himself on the ground that
he had been to work on his epic, "La
Franciade." and had taken no note of time.
Pray, how long is it to be ?" asked
Dumas.
"About Is, 900 lines"
Then it will take at least $1,000 men
to read il"
:sa az - noGes. a:e Doui seo.s - en.er 1aining ms
e,s; m.e az asi ns "a; AZ I aeS.au', s anu a. .ne
conclusion oi ms meal trea1s himsen TO a
0'ga -. u
looking at the. box; "well, Alfred, do
hope you are enjoying yourself p
MY DEAR" says the husband, majestic.
ally, nothing is too good to be ordered
when one invites lady to dinner !''
IN ~ piosinoiAi toMn sne low conieulan
81 sne snea.el s eivLng series oi iliis.-
eions AZ sne caie' TO 'le e&cseoing Joy OF h's
companions. :, =,
is tnere any one e,se you wouid nKe
70 70 nave me initiate ne hnaiiy asks OF
tne proprietor.
on, sir, geasiy rephes sna1 long
suaering person, II you would oniy imi-
Iwo young su'hors are wandering
snfoqgn sne WOODS. .u,
mouion : !. pc loly, says one mus. !.
ingiy, on turning sne next corner OF
Inc rOaa yonoer we tb 20 81 meen neo pretty
ana ciever " woman WIN 9o,Coo francs .
year II we oio' anu we oazzlea ner VIE
1ne cnarms OF our conveIsation' sne
marry one OF u.s. ana We snogid nave q
granI oio time =. tne weuoing;
lou can JUST pes we would says she
osner, Warmly ana snonid nave you
ior my oess man.
Inc countess OF Haussonviile, VINO died
iew weeks ago, was . charming woman,
VINO ,nougn sne said mooess,y OF ner salon
tnat sne was oniy tne Unread snas pound
tne mowers togetner, was not tne ieast
witty OF tne Ioik assembled there. during
lne Time OF Waverlng ana u0uDt tnat pre-
ceaea sne oennisive aoopsion OF tne repuo-
ncan system az VeIsaiies' some one was
severely crieicising before ner tne weak.
ness OF many OF tne pohticians VINO did not
know W wn,cn II !a s,de M 20 ane; l,G.u ...
-, saiu Mne. hanssonvine tne
weatnercocks may De tuIning, OUT tnas Is
oecaase sne VINO Is veering
A young lawyer makes declaration OF
love.
Eyes, dare say you love me now," re.