The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-24

A physician in Dayton, O., In making
out death certificate, headed il. mt.
Gomory county, The DAYTON Demo
crt says he has lived in Montgomery
county all his life. and has invariably
spelled the name in this original man
ner. tt1
1t is stated that the pistol now in use
in the British army and navy is likely 10
be discarded in favor of weapon with
n qnadruple cartridge, which will yield
the advantage Of easier and more rapid
loading' no escape Of gas, and less lia-
bility to accident.
a colntryman was pulled from the
track IN front of moving train at
Chattanooga, and narrowly escaped
with bis lie. A basket Of eggs he car
ried on his arm was broken during tho
excitement, and he was much inccnsed
over the matter, so much so that he
tried to swear out warrant against his
delivercr.
German fat cattle must fare badly IL
they are fed upon such food as certain
powdered meat lately largely adver-
tised in Berlin. Gin the compound be-
ing analysed by = Munich chemist, not
n particle OF true meat was to be found
and the only animal substance contained
proved 10 Observation-Disclosures.
A Rockland mother went to the door
aud called the heir intothe house. "You
weren't sliding on Sunday, were YOU.
Freddie9' she reproachfully exclaimed.
NO. mother" replied the youthful
Freddie proudly; II cannot tell lie
was sliding on the ice"
AT 4 recent meeting Of the Rhode Is
land Historical Society, at Providence.
the announcement was made that thirty
acres OF land. covering the historic sito
of the old French camp, had been SCI
cured by citizen and would be given
to the city rs q park. The site is the
highest land in the city, and is very Gig
IDLY situated. al
The Bi-Centcnnial Association of Phil
adelphla, is negotiating with the owners
of the Letitia Penn house, for the pur-
chase of that structure, which is soon to-
be demolished. The building, which
was constructed in 1896, is said to be the
Oldest in Philadelphia, and if the associ-
alton secures il, it will be erected in
| Paramount Park.
Paradise Valley, in San Diego county,
California. seems to deserve its name,
since it Yields all manner of fruits. Tho
apple, orange, lime, lemon, fig, olive,
guava, peach, pear, grape. strawberry,
apricot, etc, flourish there. Some
brown Turkish igs grown there meas
ured four inches in length and six inches
in circumference.
Once upon time woman died, and
~ the mourncrs were carrying her to
the grave they tripped against q stump
and let the coffin fall. She revived, hav-
ing only been in deep trance. Two
years after she really died, and as they
were carrying her down the same road
and nearcd the same stump the discon-
ISOLATE widower sobbed; ''Stcady, boys!
Steady there! BE very, very careful!
gentleman in Paris owns hand
some and valuable dog named IBIS
march, He recently received note
from the German embassy inviting him
TO remove the name from the dogs coll
lar and to cease calling the animal by
it, under pain of prosecution, upon the
ground that the patronymic belongs ex-
clusively to the German chancellor, and
the embassy can not allow it to DO pub
licly applied to u dog.
Ebery provisional Naturmay be wise,
but doan see why q baby should suffer
so much in cuttin' teeth. A dog doan
hab no irublc, neder does q coon, but
Natur gives fits to dc baby. And dis. de
preachers tell me, is on account oh do
political trickery ob Adam. Use glad
dat he was counted out OBJ de garden OBJ
Eden. Ebery body dat walks de flo
wild Il teethin' chile is natural enemy
ter dat man.-LiHle Rock Gazette.
The golden chalice in the principal
Catholic church at Carlsruhe, Germany,
has been sold to Baron Rothsehild, Of
Frankfort, for $4,000. II is a beautiful
work of art, and is ornamented with
precious stones. 1t bears the date l60S.
This chalicc was given to the church by
the late grand duke of Baden, and il has
now been sold with the permission of
.hc bishop, in order to defray q debt on
tho church.