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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
Tl,e fun Of the Ching.
TIE FATE OF TOMATO KAHN.

nl5 uagl,ag Rev a venerable man
,,-e one morn and Ia his servant saldi
"a bitbrr slave my son, Tomato Kahn
~ Nv The Pr,Iphef's beard he's ont OF bed
Tomato Kahn responded in all haste
And knecling on the earth before bis sire
Ki-sed thrice his feet. and elinging % has waist
WHY hast thou c1llsif respectfully did inqnir-
..Ni,-b Allah e. cIi.i tie old man, in breath,
sfl,r country Is in dire complaint see-
ia, every hand l. desolation death
And She demands a sacrifice Of me.
From Arel Teiha unto BOghar well.
From Rsina palms 10 OIdig's sandy plain
I hear the r,iIl Of drum, the trumPets call
The clash Of arms and wars intense refrain
Rind on this cirneter Iny Soii. and go
Tbi. ,lay 10 Moghar on thy dauntless steed-
Join thou the Army Of the Faithful; show
Thy zsal for Allah in thy.eountTy need.
Tnmafo Kahn bound on old Rasbag's sword
His love the fair Amirie, begged him stay
In vain the maiden wept, in vain inploTed-
Tomato Kahn stTode on his vengeful way
He did not die a. Ragbag hoped he might,
Nor as Aninie th0aghf = warrior should
He did not perish the field in fight
No Christian hands arr reeking with his blood.
Kieksd by a mule be feil at Sneezeel Snuff
A eleaD Arabian Wule-a vulgar beast
he family murmured Allah this il rough 9!
And then the thrObbinss Of his sick heart ceased.
50 for his country died Tomato Kahn,
A youth equipped for great ehiyalric Scenes,
Dead BIS \ muis--a maTtyTed, glorious NAH
A patriot--the end does glOrify the means.
A nIAus1leum hath old RAgbag built.
A. tribute To Tomato KAhn's brave deeds
At morn at night, his bitter tears are split
The fair Aminir wears a widow weeds.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
for the Farmer.
Kansaa Emit
APpLES.

At the Horticultural Convention. some years
agn. the fruits recommended for cultivation hgrr
were as follows:
One. indicates worthy of general cultivation
and profitable: adapted to all parts of Kansas 50
far tried. Two Indicates but very few OBJ
| ieciions To the frnit, and highly recommended.
A indicates that the fruit is simply on trial
not well tested.
sumnler Apples-.Red June, Early Harvest,
sCooper's Early White. Red Astrachan.
Autumn Apples Maiden's Blush, Lowell,
Fall Wine, 'Fameuse, 'Bailey's Sweet.
Winter Apples--Iiay's Wine, -+Rawles' Janet,
STRIPED PearInain, Rome Beauty, Missouri
Pippin, Sweet Romantic, White Winter Pear
main. s'Winesap. Ben Davis. Roman Stem,
willow Twig, -Gilpin, Kansas Keeper,
Smiths Cider.
THE GRAPE LIST
| Was then taken up, and Hartford Prolific and
Concord were retained.
Ives. DIR. Stayman-Hariy, healthy, makes
good wine; sees but little difference between il
and Hartford.
Pit on the list for market and wine.
Martha, Goethe, Iona and Delaware, put on
| trial, and so far do well.
Clinton, Norton, Cynthiana, for general enlti-
walton for wine only.
Several other varieties were discussed, hut
| nothing new elieitel.
| PEARS
| Were then taken up.
| Standards-Bartlett. sSeekle-
| Flemish Beauty. Does il not rot at the core.
| A. GTay-Onc of the best years; does not rot
at the core.
! DIR. Stayman-Blights with me.
| DIR. HOusey-Must pick it green.
| Prrsident-Gathered early to ripen up, but
| they all rotied blights badly.
| ID. Warder-I think Ia succeed with this and
some others, you must pick week before being
ripe.
| Mr. Kelsey-Can pick it ten days two weeks
before being ripe. II is first-class in tree and
| fruit.
| Doyenne d'Ete-. White Doyenne'
| Dwarfs Rostiezer-.
| Tyson. Housely, one star.
Tanner, a good habit and fruit; trees are
good.
| Kelsey would dash.
Belle Lucrative. Louise Bonnie de jersey.
Swans Orange.
Beurre DEF. A. Gray wonld give two stars.
Tanner, blights in fruit and trees.
Duchess d Angouleme-. DIR. Housley, ii has a
| serious objection in regard TO the setting of the
| fruit. Five out of six of the blossoms are
| abortive.
| Howell-standard and dwarf. Kelsey, il is
one of the best in fruit and tree. A. Gray coin
cided.
Easter Bsurre. Mr.. Gray presented samples
which were tested by all and admired.
Glout MorceaUx. A. Gray has trees planted
| in 80; trees somewhat subject to blight.
| Sheldon, standard.
Lawrence. Turner, good bearer; don't think
! il has any fault
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
THE MILKY WAY.

Evening has come and across the skies.
Out through the darkness that quiverins dies
BEAUTIFUL, bread and white,
Fashioned u many silver raw
Stolen Qua Of the ruins of day.
Grows tho pale bridge Of the Milky WAY,
l'nit by tho architect Night.
is il a pathway leading to heaven
Over eaTth's sin-clouds. rent and riven
With its supeTnal light,
Crossed by the souls Of those who have flown
Silly away frOm our arms and alone
Up 10 the beautiful great white throne
Pass in the hush of night
Is il the rOad that our wild dreams walk
Far beyond reach Of our wakin. talk,
Out To the vague and grand
Far beyond Fancy's bruadest range
Out 90 the world of marvel and change
Out To the mystic, unreal and strange,
Out To the Wonderland
What may il be ] Who NAV certainiC Ssyt
Over the shadow Milky Way
No human fdsIt hath trui.
Ages have passed but uHsullie,i and white.
Still i stands, liz" = fair rainbow of night,
Held ~ piumiS- above our dark sight
Guiding our thoughts 10 God.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

IT is well known that leather articles, Kept in
stables, soon become brittle in consequence of
ammoniacal exhalations, which a;tcet both har-
ness hanging up in such localities and the shoes
of those who frequent them, The usual appli-
cations of grease are not always sufficient to
meet this difficulty; bet it is said that by adj
ding to them a small quantity Of g'ycerine, the
leather will be keps continually in a soft and
pliable condition,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

CIDER vINEGAR.-Cider kept in full, tight
barrels and stored in a cool cellar may be con-
verted into tOerably strong vinegar, but a
very long time will be required to bring about
the change. If avent IS left in the barrel or the
bung is out, and some of the contents of the bar
rel is occasionally drawn ont, the change will he
much more rapid. If the barrel is moved from
the cellar and occasionally moved from side TO
side, the conversion of the contents into vinegar
will be much more speedy.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

THE Snow BIRD.-A farmer wants to know if
it is mia fal to kill snow birds. Our answer
is that it is not. The object Of the bird law is
to protect and increase such birds IN Kansas rs
are useful in picking up the bugs and worms
that inicSt the fields. orchards, etc., such birds
being considered beneficial and necessary. The
snow bird, like the wild goose and many other
winter birds, are not mentioned in the Kansas
bird law. The bird is professional tramp.
which ''toils not neither docs it spin, but picks
up its living ffum wheat fields and hay stacks
Ii leaves Kansas soon as the useful birds put
in an appearance, and goes TO some northern
watering place during the warm weather.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

Corn REER.-Five gallons water; two quarts
malasses; one qnart corn: put all into keg and
shake; in a few days fermentation will have been
brought nicely with yeast. Eeep IL
bunged tight. 1t may lie favored with oil oi
lemon, etc. The corn will last live or six max
ings. If it gets too sour, add more molasses and
water III above proportions. This drink is cheap,
healthy. and there IS no better with Neast.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
SONG.
ny ALBEET PiKE.

When Autumn's chilly winds c0mI,slin,
And red leaves wiihered fall
We know that Spring will laugh again,
And leaf aud flower recall.
But when Loves saddening Autumn VICAR
The hues that death presage,
No Spring in Winters lap prepares
\ second Golden Age.
So, when LIES Autumn sadly sighs
Yet smiles its cold tears through.
No spring with warm and sunny skis,
The souls youth will renew.
Love blooms but once and dies-f0r all
Life has no second Spring;
The frost mnst come, the snow must fall
Loud as the lark may sing.
o, Love q, Life ye fade like flowers,
That drOop and die in June:
The present, U! too short is ours,
And Autumn comes too soon.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
A LAND WITHOUT RUINS.


Yes give inc the land where the ruins ar. 4rrran,
And the Twin. tread light the hearts Cfthe dead
Yes, give me the land that is blcsi by tn i-dust
And bright with the deeds Of the dOWn-t Dlden Just
Yes give the land where the battle nd blast
Has flashed in the future the fame of the past.
Yes. give me Land that has legends and LAYS
That tell Of the memories Of long-vanished days:
Yes, give a land that hath story and song
En-hrinng the strife of the right with the wrong
Yes, give me a land with a grave in each spot,
And names in the graves that shall not be forgot
Yes. give me the land of the wreck and the tomb
There is grandeur in gTaves-here is glory in gloom
For out OF the gloom future brightness Is born.
As after the night comes the sunrise Of morn:
And the graves Of the dead witht grass Overgrown
May yet form the fOBt-stool of liberty's throne;
And each single wreck in the war-path Of might,
Shall yet be 4 ruek in the temple Of right
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

PEACH PUDDISG.-Pare and cut into small pie
ces a dozen peaches. Strew over three table
spoonfuls of powdered sugar and let stand one
hour. Make custard as follows: Pnt pint
and a-half of new milk on to heat; when hot, add
a third of a box of gelatine, which has been
soaked for two hours ina half cupfnl of milk,
cook four minutes, stirring constantly. Take Oft
and flavor. When partly cooled turn onto the
peaches and set away in a cool place, several
hours. If convenient, make the pudding the
day before wanted.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

FATTEN THE PORK Now.-lt is unwise TO wait
until October and November TO fatten the pork
Give yorr hogs all they will eat now. The
weather is warm, and they will fatten readily.
Feed them corn, stalk and all, it at all convent
ent. while the stalk remains succGlent. Too many
farmers delay the fattsnng of hogs too late.
Now is the time Ia push the work. Don't keep
too many shoats over wintrT. They cat their
heads OF. Save few chnice sows aud let then,
have their iitters the first Of March, and il the
pigs have prnncr care they will make line hogs
the next Noveinber-Rrrai Hord
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

CREAM SODA.-FOur pounds of coffee sugar !:
three nutmegs, grated: three pints water; whites
of ten eggs, well beaten; two ounces oil lemon,
or other flavor to suit; ounce gum arabic.
Mix; place over a gentle fire. stirring well; re-
move, strain, and divide into two parts. Into
one part put eight ounces bicsrbonaie of soda:
into the other six ounces tartaTic acid, shaking
well. When cold, pour three OF four spoonfuls
from each into seperate tumblers One-third full
of water; stir and pour together.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

TOMATO SAUCE.-A quart of tomatoes, slice
of onion and a dozen cloves, Cook ten minutes
Put into a frying-pan two spoonfnls Of butter,
heat and stir in two spoonfnls of flour. Stir IN
I'll smooth and brown. Add the tomato, cook
two minutes longer, season with salt and pepper,
and pass through a strainer. Excellent with
roast or brOiled meat.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

How To DYE Moss--tiather the prettiest moss
you can find. The feather moss is the prettiesr
for this. Remove all the dirt; take an ounce of
chrome green aud mix with half ounee of
gum arabic dissulved in half pint of water
Heat the mixture, but not boil. Dip the moss IN
while wGrm; pick ont the leaves and sprays and
lay upon paper TO dry. Care must be taken in
using the paint as it is poisonous If You have
a large quantity of moss tn dye and the green
docs not seem dark enough, pirplrc little more
aud rc-lip the moss. -
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

WATERMELON SHERBET.-Let the melon he
cut in half. and tine inside worked upand mashed
with n spoon TO the consistency of thick pulp.
Introduce into this as much powdered white
sugar as may suit the taste, AMI glass of fresh
rosewater. Strain and pour into jug, and fill
your tumblers as often as needed. Avery agree
able summer drink.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

To MAKE TOMATO FIGs.-Pour boiling water
over them TO remove the skins; then weigh them
and place them in 4 stone jar, with rs much su-
gar as You have tomatoes, and let them stand
two days, then pour off the syrup, and boil and
skim until no scum rises. Then pour il over the
tomatoes and let stand two days, then boil and
skim again. After the third time, they are fit to
dry, if the weather is good; if not let them stand
in the syrup util drying weather. Then place
ON earthen dishes, and put them in the SUI TO
dry, which will take about week, then pack in
small wooden boxes, with fine white sugar be-
tween each layer Tomatoes prepared in this
manner will keep for years.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

A DASBURY couple have nice little daugh-
ter of some five summers. lady visitor Oh
served 10 the mother, "What pretty child you
have. She must be great comfort tn you -
''She is indeed" said the fond mother
''When lm mad at John, don't have to speak
TO him. She calls him 10 his meals and tells
him TO get the coal and other things that
want. She's real handy"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

\ NEWSPAPER of Iowa City gives rather dis
couraging account Of what the farmers in those
"diggings' are doing, or rather not doing. Here
are the prices current:
"A pair of winter boots cost two loads of po-
tatOcs; nights lodging, load of oats the
wife wears five acres of wheat; the children
each ten acres of corn tho price of an ovcrcoat
is good four-year old steer; of a Sunday suit,
twenty fat hogs.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

THE hest shape for frrit tres, according TO
the opinion of recent convention of German
pomoiogists, is the pyrami'lal. This form is pre-
ferred ON the grnund that it gives the minimum
of shade, creates; strength. production of better
fruit. and fewer disadvantages from storms
weight of snow, excess offfuit, etc.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

SQUASH CREDIBLE CAKE.-Two eupfnls cooked
squash that has passed through a sieve, pint Of
milk, two beaten eggs. two spoonfnls of sugar,
n pint of sifted fiour, teaspoonfnl and half of
baking powder, and little salt Beat together
until .mooi h and light.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

MEAD.-one sSlion of water; three pounds Of
strained honey; boil half an hour, adding half
ouuco OF hops; skim and drain the skimminss
through fine sieve, returning what runs through
remove from the fire, and when The liquid is
lukewarm stir in half pint of yeast, which is
sufficient for ten gallons of mead; put into a cask
aud let il work over. filling up until fermenta-
ton subsidies; put strong paper over the hung.
This mead may be favored with spices while
boiling, and makes delicious summer drink.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

CHICAGO saloon keeper has reduced beer TO
three cents. 'lOosE you see init his bier glass; -
stated AN official of the Protective Union, '.uud
if You get more bier as you got 10y pouring some
froth roundt thimble in your fingers, den I
shake Won for The drinks"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

4 BusISEs firm in Fair Haven have posted the
following notice 0l the front of their iron safe
'.All gentlemanly burglars are hereby notified
that owing 10 the insecurity Of this box no val
uables are deposited therein, please not dis
turh il :"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

POTATO PIE.-Boil common sweet potatoes
until well done. Mash aud strain them; to pint
of potatoes add pint and a half Of milk, and
half tecnp Of sweet cream, or little melted
butter, two eggs and sugar salt. nutmeg or
lemon TO ste.-ColemaR's Raral World
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

ASEAsoSABLE SUGGEsTIoN.-Rice water, bar
ley water, oatmeal water, with lemon and sugar,
should be in every hoase where children are.
These drinks surely better than cold tea,
which is often given, or doubtful milk. How
ever. milk is better when it is sweet and pune
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

A SUNDAY School teacher, desirous of waking
the dormant powers of a scholar. asked the
question: What are We Taught by the historic
incident of Jacob wrestling with the angel p
The cautious reply came: dunno, .'zactly, but
s'pOse 'twHs 10 tell us that we musen't rastle-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

To PURIFY WATER.-If you have an idea that
the water you drink is unhealthfnI from germs
of disease il contains, boil it. That process will
destroy all trace Of issectorial life. The filter
will not DO this. Boiled water we'll cooled is
the safest aud hest drink in the world
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

ToMATo PREsERvEs.-Take the yellow variety
as ripe. scald aud peel; to seven pounds
If tomatoes add srvrn pounds of white su.af let
them stand over night. Take the tomatoes ont
Of the sugar and boil the syrup, Renewing the
scum. Put in the Tomatoes aud huil fifteen min
GtcS; remove the fruit again aud boil until :hc
syrup thickens. Or cooling, put the fgHit into
jars and pour the syrup ever it. and add few
slices of lemon to each Jar, and y"u viii have
something Ia please the taste of the most fas-
tiliOuS
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
STEEZIEG.

IT soa sneeze cd Monday you snssss fbr danger
Sr,r,-.s. ca a Tuesday. yoa kizS q stranger;
Snecze On "wednesday. siis-ke for 4 letter;
snfx.ze On Thursday, ss5netiIing bein-ri
Sneeze on Friday, sneeze fog soTrow;
Sneeze on Safnrliay. see your loyer tomnr1pw-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

Cork PUDDISG.-Twelve ears of corn, four
thoroughly beaten eggs, one quart ofmilk, three
tablespoonful of sugar, and salt to taste. Crate
the corn, add the other ingredients and ponr info
a puddiny dish Bake slowly.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

A cOUPLE of stranger, Sam G. Bennett and
George Caldwell, were in Austin a few days ago,
and attended an opera, the first they had proha-
bly, ever heard. They were very much bcwil-
dercd, and when, at the closing scene, the whole
company appeared on the stage, and sang in
chorus, Caldwell whispered to Bennett:
''What are they all singing forF'
''It's getting late, and | reckon they are help
ing one another out, 10 get through sooner"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

PA, how many legs has SLipG" "A shin has
no legs, my child why. pa, the papers say
she draws twenty feet. and she runs before the
wind"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

LEMON BEER.-OHe poHnd of sugar; one Ie.sau
sliced; one teaenpfu! yeast; one nHnce ginger
bruised, in one gallon boiling water. Let stand
twelve to twenty four iioars, after which it I:ay
h. bot.I--
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

PRESERVING FERNs.-July and August is the
most favorable time for gathering, as they are
then at their best. In pressing, the indspensa-
BILE requisites TO good result a sufficient
quantity of paper, perfectly even pressure aud
a proper degree of weight. The paper should
he of a soft, porous nature, and unglazed. Blot
ting paper is considered best, hut newspaper
will do very well. Books are most convenient
if they be found of sufficient size and unglaz-
ed. Three or four weeks will be required for
the drying, unless they are changed to fresh pa
pers. II this is done, they must not be exposed
TO the air n moment they will curl past re-
eoYery. If perfectly dry, they will remain
smOuth
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

The great number of candidates and the equal
number of ISSUES involved in the Tennessee can
vass are bewildering many of the voters in that
State. A colered man gave his view of the stu
alton in this way Seems ter me tings dun got
mitely mixed up. Oars de Batesites de Bease-
lyites, de Hawkumsouts, and de Fuzzlecouts or
de Fizzleouts, whichever dey is-tell n mig
gah rally doan know what ter do. IF de stat
ed debts cummin' 10 dis niggah. rze in fur a
hundred and three. Eff / has to pay, TIE fur
GO-d-lIke de Eizzleouts. Yer KNOW
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
YEAR AFTER YEAR.


Year after year, the cowslps MI the MEADOW,
Year after year the skylarks thrill the air
Year after wear, in sunshine or in shadow,
Rolls the world round, love and finds
Year after year birds returning.
Or field flowers blos-oming above the EiufYy raOald
Year after year in work OF mirth mourning.
Love with Loves youth. that never grow
cold.
Sweetheart anil lady love queen Of bOysh passion
Strong hope of manhood, content of age begun.
Loved in hundred each IN different fashion,
Yet bowed suprsnely solely, never love but
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

A POOR widow was asked how she became SO
much attached to certain neI ilor, and re-
piled that she was bonnd 20 him by several
cords of wood, which lie had sent her during
hard winter.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

To the query of a Danhury dentist 10 au appli
cant Tor new set, ~ Ia what sort of teeth 81,
wanted, she said: Something that won't show
the dirt- "-DGHJHrg NeI-s
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

AN exchange says, that in the Connecticut
Sunday Schools they sing, '.Therell he no Par
ton there with peculiar vin,lictiveness.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

An freshman, writing a sketch of his life. saws
lie ran early away from his father, beuause he
discovered that he was only his uncle.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

The melon-coiIc days have come, and the ten
year-old may he seen at any hour hanging on
the fence. singing: " Godalmghty howmy belly
achrs'
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

The somewhat eqnivocal motto is blazoned
over the yestibule of the Society for the Proven
tion of Cruelty to Animals: Remember He that
made thee mnde the brute
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

JoKE.-Thry were sitting in the shadow of
the honeysueklr. through which the sinking sun
was pceping AT them with face as red as if it
had just emerged from a brick-kiln. And You
will take me TO Europe wedding day,
darling:' she said, toying fondly with one OF
his suspender buttons that had broken loose
and fallen into her lap. a very serious look
stole over his countcnancc, and for some mo-
memts he was silent. Finally he chcked back
Il rising sigh, and said:
''No, deary; We will stick to dry land |
never could hold "A basin under a wOman's chin
for ten days. and love her afterwards
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

Mrs. YELL. eowhided Mr.. Lay for net PERFORM
inS promise to marry her. As lie wou'dn't make
her Lay, she made him veil