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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11
SPECIAL NOTICES.

A c; Id is unlike most visitors :-if Won wan
to get lid of ityou must give It q warm recen
tion with Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup the stand.
ard co gh remedy OF our age. For sale by al
druggists at twenty-five cents bottle.
DISSENTING OF confidence. There rs no article
which SO richly deserves the entire confidence
-, Cne community rs Browns Bronchial
aroches. Those suffering from Asthnstic and
nroncnisi Diseases. Coughs and Colds should
Wy 0nem' Fncc . cents. nalwdeod&w
A"e Ve3t preparation of iron doctor can
sics"iibe Is Browne Iron Eitters. because IL
dos not injure the teeth rs other iron medt-
clSe will. For sale by II. H. Cochran, drug
kiyt, l37 and I33 North Queen street.
n6-lwd&w
HALEs Honey OF H0rehOunI and Tur re-
lieves coughs quicker than any other mcdi.
cine. Pixies Toothacle Drops cure in one mi
nutc nG-lwdeO,i&w
CortiflcaSe.
II have used BurdOck BLOOD Bitters with
great i.enefit for indigestion and cOnstinatfon
OF the bowels" Price 81.
C:L EAs!ON, Hamilton, Ont.
For sale by IL. B. Cochran, druggist liz and
3)NOrth Queen street. Wv"
CoLDEs's Liebig's Liquid Beef and Tonic IN.
vigoraeor promotes digestion; admirably
draggists. me- I..I...'.,.
HACnnEfAcK," lasting anu fragrant per.
Lume. Price q and 50 cents For sale af t,ao"n.
rams drug store. LIZ North Queen street.
"isuchup.,ba.'.
quick, complete cure all ANNOYING kt,,pcv
Bladder and Urinary diseases. 81. Druyp,s;s
Go ~ II. =. Cochran's drug s,orc tor A..
rrcenons !s Nec National Dyes For hri%ht
Tss CsS asu NJ Nuiabilfty of color. are uneHnaleS
SS!r So!or from TO pounds. Directions IN En-
''sh ana German. Price. Is cents. 80 '"s-
Evils to be Avoided
Over-cating Is in one scnac 40 nr
an and a. s .mtempernnce tn drinking. Avoid s'o,h
Siooi ItI, Inc blood purified with Euriock
"ttcrs ana You will be rewnr,IeI viii
sss rrcs :, "eGltn TI and an inv.goratrd system tenn
liz and i3s North h'e e my d. Cochran, druggist.
.iiloL g Catarrh Re metIy. Pri,e each Dottle of
troct. WS SCor LIZ North Queen
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11
NEW ADVERTISEMEyTx.

" any rGA11SEMEbISs
! SOUk kROUr LUNCH IRIS sATURDAs !
North o.. Queen street. ' csXs. s1 zEca. x csr -
-" Proprietor.
II'w0 SMALL HAnD-AADE saAvANA
HAETmaS.ss iErss iSr ; SEhIdw sentf q FRONT CIGAR
STORE
IWANTED--s,x aCUsE CAnrsNrERs.
w None but firstclass hands need apply
| HENRY EkIsMAN,
/ ltdt 513 West Chestnut street.
NOrICE-THE DENTAL PRACTlUL
~ conducted by the late G. A. Horting will
promptly attended to and satisfaction gusran.
/ teed. MRS. &, A. uOkTiN(:
ltd&w
CEyENTH WAED.-THE srh WARD
- PattisOn Club will meet at Bernard KuhI-
mans Saloon Rocklani street. Monday eve
/ the parade on Tuesday evening. The Good
will Band will furnish music for NE club in
ID. parade. GEO. DARMsTETTER.
Hd President
STOG,Es OkLY d. rs PER HUNDRED
CIGAR STORE.
lrlKsT WAKEs-THE FIRST WAkD DEN.
hotel MONDAY evening Ut TX O'clock TO make
arrangements for the parade on Tuesday
evening.
By order OF the COMMITTEE.
S'OR kROUT LUNCH THIS SATURDAY,
~ evening ut Charley HOsters Corner Sa-
loon, corner Market and Grant strccts on.
on tap. ItTs
DUBLlC pALE or hOKSEs-aDN MON.
= DA1. NOV IL, 1881, will he sold ut ID. |
street. rfar OF the McGrann house % read of
somerset County Horses. Among them arc
some very heavy-bOned feeders and a few fine
drivers. " o
Sale 10 commence at O'Clock D. IN. i
ltdx nHEiET iOcAN
kOB SALE.-THlc ENTIKE STOCK AND
4 nxturs OF 4 retail tobacco and cigar store
together with all the necessary appliances tor |
nut street. The business can he carried ON at
the same place A rare chance for u segar-
maker with Il small family. lids
EOk KENT.-AN EIGHT-KUOM BRICK
House. No. 23j West Vine street about
three sq uxrss from Centre square and two
SO uares from Cotton Mills. Rent low In
quire at NO. II SOUTH MULBERRY ST.
lids
NNHE ALMOST INEVITABLE CONSE
L qucnctS OF chronic supvuratfon in the |
ear are dangerous to the health and life Of the
patient. hence the Importance of the subject. |
an'i the interest which physicians should |
take :" arrcstins the advance OF these sc,lHelr
OF disease.
Diseases OF the Eye, Ear and Throat also, !
Chronic Diseases-sIccessfuIly treated by /
DitS. ii. -. and NJ. a. LOSGAKEi, l.
Officc-l3 East Walnut street, Lancaster, IA.
Consultation free. n9Md&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

GOUls kROUr LUNCH rnIs aaruRDAx
- evening ut the Girard House, 236 and S3s
North Queen street, CHASN ZECH
'u Proprietor.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

GEEENTH WAED-THE sTH WARD
- PattisOn Club will meet at Bernard KuhI-
mans Saloon, ROcklani street. Monday eve
ming at ~ O'Clock. to make arransemei,ts for
the parade on Tuesday evening. The Good
Will Band will furnish music for t2e club in
the parade. GEO. DARMSTETTER
ltd President.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

sl Soi 9 Catarrh Ke medy ri,,s oacn 20 nottie OF
street. o'''''A'S o rug stor., IS7 North Queen
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

CUR OUTLUNCH THIS SATURDAY,
~ evening ut Charley HOster's Corner Sa-
posite the Union Hose House. Sprcncer's Re-
on tap. itT.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11
Evils to be AvOis,e.p

Over-cating Is in one scnsc 40 ,,,
"vH a. lntemperance in drinking. Nv"i S,o, !, !,
Siood III" Keep s.sp the blood purified with H"rd"" %
robust health and you ~, VIII ne rewarded witt,
,,r ce u; For sale hy H. B. CSc:,rnn system
i'' anu lj9 North Queen street ~"' druggist,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11
NEW ADVERTlSEM

NIXTR WARD-TAE SIXTH WARD
- Democratic Club Will meet at the Schiller
House. on Monday evening at ~ o'clock. to
make arrangements for parade Tuesday
evening. ltd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

EIOB SALE.-TnE ENTIkE STOCK AND
fixtures OF 4 retail tobacco and cigar store
together with all the necessary appliances tor
the manufacture OF cigars at No. % East Chest.
nut street. The business can he carried on at
the same place A rare chance for u segar-
maker with small family. ltd<
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

STOGlES ONLY 0l Is PER- HUNDRED
~ at HARTMAN'S YELLOW FRONT
CIGAR STORE,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

LNkST WAkE-THE FIRST WAkD DEM
- ocratic club will meet at Beck's Western
hotel MONDAY evening Ut N O'clock to make
arrangements for the parade on Tuesday
evening.
by order of the COMMITTEE
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

CoLDETs Liebig's Liquid Beef und Tonic In.
vigoraeor promotes digestion; admir,,bIv
edspted Tor females I'm delicate health. OF
draggists. me- IvvI.,.';. Va
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

NOTlCE-THE DENTAL PRACTlCE
IN conducted by the late G. A. Horting will
be continued at the same place. All work
promptly attended TO and satisfaction guar2n.
teed. MRS. e.. A. HOkTIN(:
ltlEw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

.hAcnnEfAcK." q lasting anu fragrant per,
Iumo. Price = and 50 cents. For saIc at t,n"n
rams drug store. LIZ North Queen stree:
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

EOk KENT.-AN EIGHT-ROOM BRICK
+ House. No. e3j West Vine street, about
three 81 uxrt.s from Centre Square and two
squares from Cotton Mills. Rent low In
qufrc at NO. Il SOUTH MULBERRY ST.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11
NV ADVERTISEMHNTU.

ENOk THE CHEAPEST, FINEST AND
Il largest stock OF furniture OF all kinds,
Springs. Mattresses. Cane and Wood Scat
Chairs. Looking Glasses, etc. go to
HOFFMEIERS,
ltd~: No. &C East King Street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

'INWO SHALL HAND-AADE HAVANA
Cigars for cents at
aARTMAN'S YELLOW FRONT CIGAR
STORE.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

WANTED--SlX MOUSSE CAKPENTERA.
w None but first. class hands need apply
HENRY EkISMAN
ltdt 5G3 West Chestnut street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

zs: 20 no u: = Cochran's drug store tor AR,
ncss rrcens0nS "nn Nesc NGtiondt Dyes For bright
TSs EsSs anI HuIabiltty of color. are unenna1eS
S;os Eotor from to pounds. Directions in En-.
'ish ana German. Price. Is cents. " H"E-
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

A c; Id is unlike most visitors IF Won want
to get lid of ityou must give It q warm recen-
ton with Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup, the stand
druggists at twenty-five cents hottie
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-11-11

NEW UHEAP STORE.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27

sized affair. lie begins with only $4,000
acres and s2o5,000 worth Of cattle.
John Stewart, defeated Independent can:
didate for Governor, is strongly urged for
President Of the Pennsylvania Senate.
Many Democrats are Sur I'm" g,f'
Congressman Cannon, Of Illinois, says
the Republicans will make an effort TO
decrease the burden Of the people by re.
ducing internal revenue taxation.
Mrs. Theodore Tilton desires to pass the
remainder Of her days in her native village
Of. Cranbury, N. j., aud Is negotiating for
the purchase OF u home in that place.
Senator Ferry has "nothlng to say
about Jay Hubbell, but as for himself,
there is his record Of eighteen years--and
II the people oiNlichigan want him longer,
he IL their man. r1
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
PERSONAL.

Mary Anderson is great on sweetncats.
Giddy girl! ,4sf!,a
Bob 1ngersoll talked Inscrsolism 10
Chicago Saturday night and yesterday
afternoon. 3lt3tj .4y.ja5ilifis ts.l .5stiEi 2
Keiter is accusediof trying to pose as d
blood.and. thunder hero in that alleged
Democntic plot to overthrow the, House.
Governorclect Robbie, Of Maine, says
that his State is strong Republican, but
the people have their eyes on both parties.
4 Miss Mary J. Windle, once n popular
writer at the South aud in Washington, is
said to DO living in poverty and want in
Philadelphia.
Col. W. G. Young is starting range in
GAIA county, Texas, which out in that
country is looked upon as rather q small
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
His Mind IN Nailed to tho Caucus.

Chafleston Call. Z EIT1|T-g-Ij
Hon. John L. kenna has but one mind
just now and that is to be made United
States Senator from West Virginia, this
winter T- - - J..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
To be completed in 81 vols, imperial vo''
with many thousand Engravines, Maps, ETC.

The distinctive feature Of the BmrASSIN
Is, that on all the leading subjects It's arllc!t'
arc exhaustive trea.ises, and that, having u,
one does not need TO buy books on iAo:t
sciences or subjects rs these tteas'.es aie
complete works by tho most talented 'He'i
noted for their ability in those branches Oh
knowledge.
This American edition is not only an eli
act reprint OF every word and ILLUSTRATOR,
the expensive English dition-tlttng9
In size and shape-but it Is furnished AZ
nearly half price md will be tonnd 70 M IL, 'a
more portable and convenient to use 'ia" 'N'
original edition.
The American edition also surpase' lae
English. cditionsi IN the NUMBER OF Mars, Hh.
ing map OF each State and Territory IN sae
United States. Also MUCH FULLER iSpEHs ~
the leading articles.
Specimen pages and fuller information se"'
on application to the General Agents,
CT. CRAVEN Il CO..
b. III md Iia Race street,
nos CINCINNATI, O..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
John f. Can Afford to Wait,

Wetzcl Democrat IA N, /;
Hon. John +. kenna is still talked OF for
the United States Senate. But John is
young and can afford to wait.
Coed Advice that Won't ne Needed. &
Pittsburgh Telegraph. I3 .is ytSl. a5ys
Advice to those about to buy more oil,
ION margin"-Doa't. Unless there is still
a dollar or two you haven't borrowed.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
DARE OPPORTUNITY.

PEGULAR TUESDAY PACKET FOR
10 ParkefsbuT. Pomeroy, Gallipois, H~
lronton, Huntington, Portsmouth. Lays. e1}r1t
vile, Cincinnati and Louisville, the
CANT passenger steamer ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
DRIFT OF OPINION,
A Lively Racket for the Machine.

Lively KncNct Tor Tic Nnchlne.
Wellsburg Herald.
The indications are that there will be a
lively time in the Legislature this winter
over the Senatorial question, and it is cx-
tremely hard to say upon whom the choice
may fall. The party has become very
FESTIVE over what is called among them
selves, rs well as among their opponents.
machine rule, and bossism and any
appearance Of il, will be at discount. It
is not impossible that the lucky man has
not yet been even mentioned.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
DIED.

RIpLEr-On Saturday evening, November c5th,
1882, Mrs. ANN KrLxr, vile Of the late Peter Rip.
Icy, III her nth year. az q 'si,sl ~ i,tiGS
Funeral services from the North Street Church at
2o'clock Monday afternoon. tho 9th. Friends Of
tho iamily arc invited to attend. 81, -
FRITZ On Sunday November 20, 1857. at "a. NJ,
EEIorRlED FRITZ, aged years and months
Funeral vii. take place at 9o'clock this Monday
morning from the residence Of tho parents, No. s.
Nineteenth street. Friends OF the family arc In.
yited to attend. ~ ~ pS3.s548
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27

y Ill health generally comes from lack Of
the proper lifc forces in the blood. To re-
stors the blood to a healthy state use
Browns Iron Bitters. feH9tsf DIV
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

w ANTED-SlTUATION-BY Al2A
work: can give tho bet reference. Address M. !"
care q. Mctllel Il Co. Oh IS ~, i:,,a i'.' nu91
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
0vareoats, Suits, 5:
Goods for Merchant. Tailoring,

In fact we want you, to look into every depart.
qualities and prices will convince you that We arc
better prepared 10 serve your wants than my one
else In the city. '- ~ +.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
wRlIlt Efull'!
Louisville CourIer.Jouri,al,

Louisville Courler.Jouri,al. 'C lI,D'n.-.
Are our protectionist contemporaries
prepared to reiterate that Il protective tariG
always gives permanent work and perna-
nently high wages" in view OF the pres
ent cutting down Of wages in the iron and
steel industry and the announcement Of
the Bessmer steel works proprietors that
they intend to close their shops and dis
charge their men? p Etrt-it..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
j. BR|LL.E:S .
We Ask You to Consider These
Things.

What Is Your money good for:
How viii Il bring the most? E'g.1'.
Flow 10 infthrst ind last longest?
How supply your wants and have some left?
II Is every ones duty 10 work, to earn, 10 make,
to lay up, 10 take care OF what they have, 10 In.
crease and grow prosperous. Constant success
not believe in brSsglug about our goods, but We do
bel!ev- in letting The people know what we have
std what wGatc selling at. We enjoy showing YOU
our goods and letting the people know what
ducing the finest largest md cheapest stock Of
Clothing ever shown III the city. We want You 10
come and sec orr lnrgc line OF
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
BREAKFAST BUDGET,

'"s' 49, oeSoSst ...-
The Notre Dame cathedral, Of Montreal,
Is in debt to the extent Of 100000.
From 10000 to 10000 tons Of salt have
been gathered along the shores Of Great
Salt Lake this season. d, t&
Butter Is put up in Spain like sa,lsayca
and sold by the yard; nor Is it always
"linked sweetness long drawn out" r
Not single murder occurred in Texas on
election day, and the newspapers Of the
Lone Star State are crying, "Whilher are
We drifting?" Ss'a. .@a'
The Boston Post says the Chicago papers
publish weekly lists Of divorces, so people
can keep track Of their friends and not
make awkward blundcrs.
The Catholic Telegraph Of Cincinnati
proposes lottery on gigantic scale for
the relief Of tho sufferers by Archbishop
Purcell's unhappy failure. }G
A number OF Turks and Armenians, at.
tracted probably by the name, lave settled
in Palestine, Texas. They propose 10 20
into the business Of breeding silkworms.
The total vote Of Arkansas ut the Con.
gressional election was only G4,72l, about
half the vote cast at tho Presidential cleo
ton two years ago. Each party lost about
10000 votes. .a 55 /. a.s .,,
A genuine Kangaroo rat was recently
caught eip Tehema county, Cal. 1t looks
very much like the Norway rat, but has
shorter forelegs and pouch for its young,
as does the kangaroo.
A California correspondent attributes the
Republican defeat in California to the hos.
tility Of the railroad interests. The Re:
publican platform and candidates were op.
posed to the present management OF the
railroads.
The famous Garden Gully United Nine,
at Sandhurst, Australia, has declared its
Goth dividend. The profits distributed by
this company amount 10 S3,000,Q00. The
product in the last twelve years has been
twelve tons Of gold.
The shop.assistant population Of London
is estimated at about 32O,0OO--larger than
all Dublin-and there IRE no less than 3d.
600 shops employing about one.third Of
this population, who work from twelve 10
fourteen hours day without relaxation.
Samuel Kennedy was sent to the Alassa-
chusetts State Prison on conviction Of
incendiarism. He served fifteen years
with such good behavior that the Governor
released him, but made full pardon con-
ditional upon his leading law.abiding
lie. But he did not keep his pledge, and,
on being caught in u burglary, has been
returned to prison, with no prospects OF
ever again being released. 7aD.
John Grismer had always been poor, and
when he put $50 into the plate at church at
Connellville, Mo-, there was thought to be
some mistake, but he said that he really
desired to make the contribution. The
note was soon identified, by means OF its
number having been recorded as part OF
$1,000 recently stolen, and then Grismer
confessed. What he had intended rs re-
Lief to bis conscience led to bis detection.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
WHEELING AND ELM GROVER R

On md after MONDAY, October %. 1852 cars on
he Wheeling and Elm Grove Railroad viii nun as
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
Skin Diseases Cured.

BY DIX. FRAzlER's MAGIC OINTMENT. Cures
as II by magic, Fmples, Black, Heads OF
Grubs, Blotches, and Eruptions on the Face,
leaving, the skin clear. healthy, and beauti.
pies, Sore Lips, Old, Obstinate Ulcers and
Sores, etc. 81 -, g 81 {, '.s u ;S..i,Ill
i, Sold by all druggists and mailed on re.
ceipt Of price, 60 cents. l,35I
J. F. shirk. Agent at Wheeling, and r.. X.
McCouahey, Agent ut Bridgeport. pAw.,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-11-27
A Bitter Partisan Fling.

Philadelphia Chronicle-lterald. .-t t.l.
''Is Ben Butler a full Democrat ?" asks
an exchange. We opine not. We don't
know about the rest Of his physiognomy,
but that squint eye certainly has a Rcpub.
lican tendency. &,'l' I
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-05-21
95 Per Cent
e. w. RUR ST.
Fire and Life
TNSJJR A ~ CE.

In SO Is n ~ ~ Il.
REPRESENTS THE FOLLOWING CoMPA-
MES:
Insurance Company of North
America.
North British and Mercantile.
London Assurance.
Lancashire
Pennsylvania.
Springfield Of NASSAU husetts.
Queen.
Commercial Union.
Glen's Falls.
Buffalo German.
Manufacturers Of Boston.
New York Alliance.
Mechanics and Traders.
La Confiance.
Mutual Benefit Life.
Office over the Rock Island
fastio~al Bank.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-05-21
CENTER OF GRAVITY.

There is nobody SO knowing as a Chi
cago drummer Not emily is he acquainted
with everybody but also with everybody's
business. Yesterday afternoon George
Ware halted street car No. s at the Center
Station He stepped into the car and adj
dressing genus homo known as the Chi
cago Drummer, said, Another ticket
please, five cents to and from the center. ,
The aforesaid 'sdrummer looked up with
an air of injured innocence and exclaimed
in that too too" melodious tone so com
mon to the Garden City, Center, centre
of what?" Georges face beamed with one
of his characteristic smiles as he exclaimed
why, the center of gravity, of course!
Guess you never expected to learn so much
for SO little money, did your But it's fact
sir. you gravitate each way for nickel,
and whenever anybody. asks you where
the center of gravity is you can tell them
you've been here and that it is half way be-
tween Moline and Rock Island The 9th
er passengers had quiet laugh, and the
drummer lapscd into silense, no doubt
thinking of his wonderful discovery.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-05-21
MATRIMONIAL.

Mr. John Farmer and Miss Phorah Web
ster, of this city, were united in marriage
at the residence of the brides sister, Mrs
w. Robinson. on Friday evening. 1t viii
be remembered that four years ago Farmer
and a young man by the name of Kaysel
were paying attentions to Miss Webster
Kayser becoming jealous. assaulted Par
mer with a crow bar, and nearly killed
him. He was arrested and sentenced to
Joliet for four years. On Friday Mr. Par
mer married sister of the young lady
whom he and Kayser had been paying at.
tentions to.
The custom of announcing be trothals in
Moline is becoming fashionable. Yester,
day cards were out announcing the engage
ment OF jeremiah Bunker and Miss Susan
Perry. of this city.
Nathan McKinnie and Miss Ella Hender-
son, of this city. viii be united in mar
riage at the residence of the bride, on Bass
street.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1882-05-21

At or near New Braintree, VT, years
ago, lived Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Smith.
Now Mrs. Smith was constant borrow
er, especially of tea, which she always
returned ''short" measure. Mrs. Brown
never borrowed, it being against her
rule. Her patience atlast beingexhaust-
ed, she set a trap for neighbor Smith.
She bought canister, and put therein
pound of tea. Next day comes Mrs.
Smith. She wants d drawing or two of
tea. Out comes that canister, and Mrs.
Smith departs with the tea. In time the
tea was returned, as usual little short.
The tea was put in the canister and set
aside. By-and-by Mrs. Smith comes
again for some tea. The canister is
brought out, and Mrs. Smith goes home
happy. So the borrowing and repaying
went on till the canister was empty,
save the last repayment. On the next
application for tea Mrs Brown calmly
presents the canister. to Mrs. Smith,
telling her il was all that was left of the
pound of tea. Mrs. Smith was cured of
the bad habit of borrowing.