Daily Republican., 1882-04-13
PRICE ONE CENT
BREVITIES.

ava " hoou eikdl'
, wag says Of topor: "His nose was
/ passed the rubicund."
HOW to procure telling effsct-Com num-
, cate secret to woman.
buy your rules and files at Mullins cigar
store, West Front street
Fine Is x. Plain Gold Kings, at E. Is
hanf s,lb East Fourth stree
The man who works with ,ut rocompense
gets no hire in his profess on.
For the best brands Of -four, call on w.
hlmble, S. l.. cor. Front and Madison sts
Get your photographs at Holland's g gallery
NO. Ih'rd street two doors East OF Market.
Sine card photographs for 81, stHollant' a
sAliery, NO. ihlrd street, between Market
and King.
For bargains In furniture aud bedding, 20
to l. +. Adair's, 207 Market street and sec
his goods and learn HIS prtces
| OLD STOVES BOUGHT OR TAKgN IN Ex-
change at ii. +. fickels, and kast Fourth
street.
Remember Hollis the old fashion molassss
candy man, l2l Mar.et 8 rect, is sttI at his
old place.
When we asked our girl to marry us she
di MT mind-and we have since found out
L at she don't.
1t is always hetter to keep out of q quarrel
than to make it up ever 50 amicabiJ after
you nave vO5e into one.
The individual who ''stole a march" has
been put In the same cell with Froorastina-
tion, The thief OF time.
"Siemep's electric ltght !" exclaimed MRS,
Ramsbotham ~ by don't they use il IN tn,
navy and prevent stcid dentsr"
1t is bad luck for thirteen persons to,
down together at table, espe ecially there q
Ony dinner enough for ten
Many people are 70 unse fish that when
they have the smallpox they are perfectly
willing their neighbor should take IL.
An exchange prints a remedy for curing q
dog bite " would prefer q remedy for cur
ing the dog before hs bites.
Smelt1 n TO. sail POTATOES or anything e!so
in their line lower than any other dealers in
:he city, No. Is East Fourth street.
Hyeu want first class parlOr suit made
TO order for a low price, 70 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
A stockholder in a national bank Is holden
to the eXl ent Of his stock for all .he llabii-
ties Of tho bank, including deposits.
NEW LIGHTaeusa Cook, FARMER GIRL,
| Harmony stoves, with or without reservoir.
at h. +. Pickels, 7and East Fourth street.
| BEFORE BUYING EXAMINE rHs STOCK OF
Stoves, Heaters and Ranges OF II, +. p,ckeis,
|
ment In the city.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Ohio, in the
order named, are the largest thee iron ore
producing states In the United States.
pnichigan Is the largest salt producing state.
Hats and caps. reckwear, collars and cuffs
and other things In tina. line In endless va
rtety, at the one price store OF e.. s. Hum
phrey Il Bro, 1902 Market street.
HARVEST HoME, VIoToR Cook. aPPoLLo,
Uthello, New Meyhower, New hecord, New
Stuart, Ruby, ReliaLce and New Sunshine
Ranges. at Il. +. rio. els, 7and . East fourth
street.
Tho editor of Sauqn~it (N.J. Register sug-
gests that persons sending ia Dig eggs will
pease accompany them by serer ordinary
sized ones, not for publication, but as . guar
antee OF good faith.
Nine per cent. of Yale graduates become
c ergymen and quite ripping up sidewalks,
| stealing gates and hravI < rckbats through
chamber win lows. The her ninety per cent.
20 out into he world and whoop 'er up.
| Amateur rrinter-rhere is lo regular pas.
| t-y cook connected with Il printing Office Nj
though sometimes when URe Of the hands
! makes little pt he makes the foreman a
| little tart, and then, perhaps, tae latter COM
| plains of being "out of sJrts.'
| A North Carolina justice of the peace 70.
in state on the bacI OF a mule. and the ami.
nal for o lce realized that there was bigger
| trouble going on than he could pr oduce, q d
kept his heels Sill,
Overheard in the boxes Of tho French
Chamber OF Deputies during the debate on
the Revision CTne sreaker is lady ith a
sweet lace ami an even sW' eter bonnet
This Ia LOT at all amusing, ma chere. At
what TINA will they begin to insult each
other?'
A Chicag" editor says that oscar " Hide
gets 500 niglt 70: beng an ass, while We
re lain poor" and st Louis ditto retorts:
Limitations, brother. are often m.re taking
than the real thing Rut the use Of the
word brother' appears to have been mad
rertsnt
Tradesnan to country customer who has
come to complain OF the quality OF his luClter
matches): mot light? wiz, | have ohly
draw them, 'mart!y across my corduroy pants
and they nlaze instantly Gus emer: "Y es
but what's that to me" can't come a mat
ter o. four miles for your old breeches every
time we want a light"
Her lips were like the leaves, he said,
BY autumu's crimson tinted
Some people autumn leaves preserve
by pressi IH them she ninted.
The meaning of the gentle hint
The lover did discern.
And S, he claSped her round the neck,
And glued his llus to hern,
A little Waterloo girl asked h compan-
ion how she learned to play the piano and
was told that she never was taught but did
all her playing "frlm ear" The other ent
Rome and very soon filed the house with
strange noises from her mothers pi .no The
mother en- e.ed the room and finding the
child rubbing the keys up and down with
The side Uf her head sAed her what she VAS
doing Il am LEARNING to play by ear" re-
piled the ltt one.
GalIant~y: A lady stopped the other day
on one Of the principal aven4es of trade to
look more closely at the front of store The
? ice was on conspicuous plac 4rd-Si90.
She looked admiringly at the garment for
few miDu es and then, gathering a fur-lined
circular more closely about her started up
the street. Ill, there, missus!" yelled u
small, ragged and thoroughly typ cal New
oTk hootblack, come back n III buy it
ur ye.n
The pink arbutus in the woods
Trails on the frosty ground,
The dealer IN mems fancy Z 1ods
His spring styles spreads arjund,
The buds their gunmy WRAPPERS saaO,
And hops the risky toad;
The bicycler Ia polo cap
Takes headers on the read.
Before and after: Mr.. Evarts says that n
ehtonee so'hR lhe rouHus, aCIIIDuIe 10 MIN
g an attsmpt AT sondensing one of his dis.
patches protesting against the dsmember
nent of Turkey .ltwss founded on an incident
which occurred at one Of his THANKSGIVING
inners at home ~ had a roasted New
England loose, well stuffed with sage, with
leDty OF apple sauce and the usual accom-.
anmonts. At the close of the meal said:
My children, you now see ne diff renee be-.
ween The condition Of affairs before and AT.
81 di 'ner You then saw the goose stuffed
itn sage; now you see sage stuffed with
oCSe. "
The MOrmOHs.
1t is estimated that the Mormons