The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1882-12-16
A GOAl nINNER

There n royal good cheer In really good din
ner 10 The man who knows how 10 eat, and hon 70
enjoy his eating. This year the earth has brought
forth abundintly. and with the enormous yield Of
everything that makes up a harvest, the prices of
provisions are such that almost everybody can en-
the pleasures OF the dinner table. Yet there are
grim and rigid people who fro~n upon the enjoy
inent which proceeds from 4 Widespread table and
aRood square meal. Then there are people who do
not know how 10 cat. Eating appears like such
simple and EASY business that even child would
seem 70 know all about It, Yet probably children
know more about II than grown folks do. for their
tastes have not been yiiated. their appctites made
c,pricioas nor their digestive organs dcmorulized
The average businessman seldom knows how to
eat his dinner. He may swallow his food. In
merely doing tha. he lsnot much above the level OF
the bcasts- An anaconda can swallow more food
than we can, and do II more completely. Many
Businessman PUSHES 20 his MONDAY meal Just as
locomotive PUSHES up toa station 10 be coalcd and
watered. The coal Is tossed into the tender and
the water flows into the tank but the engine docs
not experience any pleasure from either Of these
processes. so with the hurried and hurrying man
If business. He runs to the cating-house with y
speed with which he seems 10 rcprOach himself for
taking the time he j. about to spend. lie orders
something he can boli In the shortest possible
,iIue, ahu tcii- tig waiter W Drlhgl i. lhinedaley
or even sooner Then he pounces uron,lt ne a vul-
tnre upJu it9 prey. In a few moments II is gone
moment more aud the man has gone.
l. IL any wonder Tint the man has dyspepsia
Talk about the royal joy OF citing good dinners:
but i Il something The dysnepuc cannot under
stand. As well talk To the blind man about the
pf your WE new INK dress. OF u iNe man
who wears two wooden legs about the pleasures Of
miuglng in the dance.
One scotchman said to another, Sandy. her
rings are only tuppencc dozcn.r AVE. aye.r
aid sandy, "but where's the tuppenceY> The
low price was nothing 10 Sandy. so long rs he was
without The means of gratifying. his desire. 50
with dinner. The harvests are Plenty; the mar
kets are well filed: the prices OF food are reasona-
bic. Yet Ia the dyspcptic who cannot enjoy eat
ing Ill these are In vain.
Alady once said to the great Doctor Abernethy,
when lie asked what was The matter with her.
"ODly dyspepsia, Doctor" " only dyspcpsin."
CALCULATED The brusqne Old physician. why.
madam. what would y0u have hat Il worse than
dyspcpsiaY Would Won have The plagucY"
Yet even Gyspeptc NAV he made to enjoy his
dinner. iIc needs from I'm hi blood to tone uD his
system and strengthen his stomach 10 that 1t can
perform the work Of digestion. Browns Iron sit
icrs contains exactly the right proportion OF iron,
prepared In such 2 way lint II assmilates with the
blood and repairs the exhausted system. 10 l. free
from rum and wliiskey poisons. and from al the
trash which gives only temporary stimulus. Thon-
sands of dy,pepIcs who have taken IL have been
relieved from their misery and lifted into the JOY
Of knowing what tits 10 eat \ GOOp DfSNEE.