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Newspaper Proverbs.

Blessed is hethat runneth 3 paper.
Thrice better is he that payeth for his
paper.
Blessed y the farmer Ryho readeth a
paper; for shall he not tumble TO the
racket Of the patent Wagon-tongsle mar
Bles ed ia he that desireIh not to BE-
e4ernally pulled; for his reward shall be
exceedingly great.
Blessed il the woman who hath sense
enough TO know that the reason hel
name was not mentioned in the person
ais was because the editor was ignorant
Of tbs fact that she was needing q per-
sonai.
Blessed IL he who adyertiseth. His
happ n ass shalt he unbouaded and hi
joys unaufnbered. He will live long III
the land, die happy and have funeral
procession three miles long.
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Prehistoric Miners.

The copper mines now worked in
Michigan, on the shores Of Lake Super
ior are situated ON the workings of that
interesting race, the copper mines Of
Lake Superior. There excavations can
be readily traced - q depth Of from ten
to twenty feet IN the solid rock. Their
pits on the Isle Royale alone, covering
an area OF more than o mile and q half
in length. Their hammers are frequent
" found in large heals. Although they
carried away an en- rmous quantity OF
copper, and must have worked through
many years, yet they seem neye TO have
known that copper could be smelted,
or they left all fragments too small to
use, and the masses too heavy 70 lift,
and no traces Of the action Of fire have
ever been discovered. Some Cornish
miners working recently In Of the
mines cut down a dead cedar. AS they
were hewing it out a small but perfectly
ormed hammer dropped from the cen-
tire of the log. The tree was found TO be
nearly 25O years old, and had been dead
hundreds Of years. How curious it is
that the Cornish miners have III FROM
the East to continue the work Of 8 de-
palt d Asiatic race who came from the
west at d period far back In the shadowy
pa t.
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The Woman Who Rules Russ1a

Mime. pobedon0stzeff, the leading
spirit of the Russian government of to-
day, is the wife OF the chief proeureur of
the Holy Synod and the most confiden-
tial counselor of the car. She is young,
beautiful and ambitious. She married
". Pobedonostzeff but 8 few years ago
Her husband q very old gentleman, is
III love with her. It is said of him that
the knightly motto, God and my Lady,
is changed into "God and my Wife,
and he upholds it as 8 knight Of old. He
rises early, prays to God. adores his wife
and then goes to see the czar, the minis
ters or the holy synod. and. everywhere
he tries his best TO carry out the conl-
mands Of his charming goddess. Mean
while she herself is not idle. She re-
ceives hosts Of fair visitors Of high rank,
who, while offering their homage, seize
the chance OF commenting their hus-
bands, brothers or cousins. Sometimes
this Or thef minister Of state does him
self the honor Of paying his respects to
her. Occasionally she visits her majesty
The czar'na % cheerheru up in her golden.
cage. The car himself is there always
at hand. Thus it has come about that
while the car keeps away from the cap
ital OF his empire, Nine. P~obedanostzeff
has somehow found herself to be the zen
ter OF the Russian political world In
stead OF the ears DOligy or the cham
c%elior's rtthe ministers policy, we hear
OF the Madame's policy. With the mod
esty OF an ascehl;ng star she does not
reveal her projects, but it is very doubt
full whether any liberal reforms will find
favor with her.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-11-01

This bank succeeds the Did ee5ab'iahea ard well,
known Banking Aeuse or e. III. RessIaHed0 IL
Bs.O.
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thi. moment exactly know. Think OF
waking in the dead hours Of night dur
ins this blessed time, called by the poets
and other connubial servants the honey
moon. 70 find that your noble Adolphus,
whose whole being seems to you, Lily.
TO be the very ne plus ultra, the ultima
thule and the l,ro bono ahlico Of per-
lection think Of finding in that Silly
hour. we say, when all nature is hushed
that Adolphus snores enough to crack
the eternal granite foundations of the
universe. There are places, no doubt,
Lily. where you can find out by ascer-
tanning what the origin Of this word is,
bur III this moment the required in or
nation has escaped our nlind.-Boon
eyQnu.
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Heavy Ta3cs.

The Brooklyn Eagle says that 1t q
meeting Of the taxpayers the motion
was made to expel q certain individual
present who had been doing a good deal
Of talking and making himself other
wise obnoxious, on the ground that he
was not 3 property owner; the chairman
t%heleupon turned to hlm and asked.
Are you taxed??'
Z should say So" returned the loqua-
cious member curtly.
what are your taaes?'
"A wife. and fifteen children And
the meeting voted TO let him remain.
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a Travellers Story.

After spending months at watering
places and consulting the best physicians
without benefit, I returned home dis
heartened and expected to die. A friend
urged a trial Of Parkerss Ginger Tonic.
Three bottles and careful diet have
brought nj excellent health and spirits,
and / hope my experience may benefit
similar suffarers.-Gfacinnnd Lady. See
oIaer column.
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WHO CAN VOTE.
What the Law Is as TO Who are Legal
Voters, and the Penalty Tor Violation.

Cn'y ten days mole intervene between
now and electit day, and ii may be
that some OF our readers are not exactly
posted as to who are or re not legal vot-
ers. For the benefit of these We quote
the section Of the election law page 6s,
18th session. tearing III this point. 1t
Teads as follows:
Section SIS. That all male citizens Of
the United States above the age @. TWEEN
ty-one years. aud all male persons OF the
same age who shall have declared their
intention OF becoming citizens, and who
III d i existing laws OF the United States
III. y ultimately become citizens thereof,
sn,ll be deemed electors ot this Terri
tory and lie entitled 10 vote for DELEGATE
to Congress, and for Territorial, III tfict,
County, Precinct and Municipal Officers;
Provided, They shall have resided in the
Territory six months. and in the county
where they may offer to vote, thlr.y
days next preceding the election.
It is very important chat every person
shou d under tand this section, p%articu-
larry that part Of the provsso which
makes it imperative that 9 voter should
be a resident Of the county where he
may offer TO vote for thirty days next
preceding the election. This is ONE
thing which should be borne in mind
by both parties, particularly IN y county
like Choseau, where SO many small pre-
cinots lie close TO the boundary line Q.
another county! We desire TO see "a fair
and legal vote cast this year., and advise
both parties to have good men at each
which legally belong in other adjoining
counties.
The penaAy for illegal voting or for
attempting TO SO vote is RS follows:
Sec. $50, Revised Statutes of Montana.
If any person not having the 4ualifica-
tons Of a voter shall traudulently vote,
or shall fraIdulentIy oth mpt TO vote. at
n election, such person ON conviction
thereof shall be punished by iniprison-
ment i'm. the Territorial priH n not less
than one yeax nor more than hive years.
This is very plain, and should any
violation Of this section be discovered
we hope the offenders will receive the
full benefit of the law Remember, an
dttenapt renders 8 person equally az
gully as though he had succeeded in
decositing an illegal ballot. We partic
Ii ally cal! the attention Of our demo
cratic brethren to this clause, as they arr
pledged, by the first plank IN their ter
ritorial platform to "a free and incor
EuptibAe ballot
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-11-01
The Honeymoon.

Lily asks "What is the origin Of the
term shoneynacon:. Well. Lily, we will
be feetotally am algamated II we know
what the origin O the term was. What
the word honeymoon may have to do
with that p r cd when the young hus-
band md wife are getting acquainted
with each others home styles Of mean
ness We are free To state we do not ut
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1882-11-01
Iie Great Pedestrian Match.

NEW YORK, Oct. 25.-9 B.. nj. The
s*,ore Of Hughes Is 2s5, Hazael 284, Hart
269, Rowels se8. Fitzgerald 267, Norenlac
500, Herty 25i, Wat 21s, Panchot 2l5.
I'm Hughes so1, Hazael 800, Rowell
2a2, Fkz zer.ld 283, Hart go, Norenlac
277, Herty go, Nint z2S, Psnchot 22s.
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HIGH A MERINOS

Besides large number Of thorough
bred sheep, Messrs. Paris Gibson & Son
have at their Belt creek ranch q lot OF
high grade Merino rams, which can be
purchased at very reasonable rates. Cali
soon or o will be too late.
PARIS GIBSON 81 Son,
BENTON.
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a Vigorous Growtn

OF the ilair is often promoted by using
Parker's Hair Balsam. It always re-
stores the youthful color and lustre to
gray hair, gives it new fe.ar.d remove
ul irritation and dandluT.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-14

Shiloh's Cough ami Consumption Cures
solu oy us on guarantee. Itcures con.
sumption. Sold by Hckox & House, drug
giSts. oVo Main street, Dallas, Texas.
Shhoh's Catarrh Remedy-a positive curs
Tor catarrh, diptheria and canker mo uth
Sold by Hickox 4 House, druggists, GO
Main street. Dallas. Texas.
Are you made miserable by indigestion,
constipation, dizziness. loss of appetite
yellow skin Shiloh's Vitalizer is a positive
cure. Sold by Hickox 4 House, druggists
90 Main street, Dallas, Texas.
Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cnn
VIII give immediate relief2 Price II cts
Socts. and 81. Sold by Hickox & House.
druggists. COS Main street Dallas. Texas,
"hackmetack," lasting and traprant
perfume. Price % and 50 cents, sold Inv
HiekoT 4 House, druggists, COS Main
street. Dallas. Texas.
Shiiohs Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, whooping cough and bronchitis.
Sold by Hickox & House, druggists. 6l5
Main street. Dallas, Texas.
A nasal injector tree with each bottle q
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents,
sold by Hickox Il House, druggists, Cos
Main street, Dallas. Texas.
FOR dyspepsia and liver complaint, Won
have printed guarantee on every bottle OF
Shlloh's Nitalizer. 1t never fails to cure.
Sold by Hickox & House, druggists. 606
Main street Dallas, Texas.
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Unrrels of IInmnn Ashna

,vlra,, S'"'eats of the University of Pen n
,sNania have nearly all completed their
b,, WORK IN tho dissecting room, aud
s,r, department will he closed in few
|s'' IN consequence ofwhich the interest.
Ma ~ experiments in cremating the dead
(i,'" vs brought to the university will be
[.n sUnl,l,nued for the present. IL IL mo,
(rec,oa known that a crematory has been
|hat M thc new college building, and
M tbo bodies after they have been used
bacs u MY Students, are sent down to the fur.
IO,Itnnu burned to white ashes. This dis.
BE nniva. we dead bodies is considered by
|hs ala DIVERSITY people much better than
| mi ~, way Of throwing them into a nil
aS,.,owing them to decompose. Tho
|Rsr ,sry furnace Is a large one. built
b I'M pattern Of the one at Washington
"' state, and will burn Is many as
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-14

Every day in this city thousands of ne
ko ons eat too much at dinner, and as a con.
I,Iuence, suffer from sour stomach, heart.
KIM Gir", Indigestion, dyspepsia, etc. II these
INN. !aSe Just one of Carriers Little Liver
Fnp 'S immediately after eating, they will be
,Iloprlsed by the entire absence of those un.
In vj',a amt feelings which daily distress them,
III ca "iiay continue in their Improper course
bnc e'nH, ,,E big, dinners without fear. Only
niue phi, remember; % cents. An
Il WIS Wis, For sale by Williams, Tolliyer
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The English Fleet.

At the moment England opened
fire on Alexandria Admiral Seymour coult
bring to bear on the bombardment NOR,
than thirty armored vessels, which were al
that time anchored in the harbor. Among
the principal men-of-war participating ar,
the following:
Hector, Is guns, ca tons each.
Valiant, Is guns, 81 tons each.
Defense, Is guns, 81 tons each.
Lord Warden, Is guns, "a tons each.
Iris ten 64-pounders.
Repulse, 10 guns, 0 tons EACH
Warrior, 10 guns, IL tons each, and II
guns. 81 tons each.
Penelope, 10 guns, u tons each, and 4
guns, Ga tons each.
Minotaur, II guns, - tons each.
Agincourt, II guns, IL tons each.
Northamton, IL guns, II tons each, and
guns, Ga tons each.
Hercules, guns, IS tons each, and 4
guns, IL tons each.
Superb, l6 guns IS tons each.
Alexandria, 10 guns, Is tons each, aud {
guns, Is tons each.
Temeraire, A guns, rs tons each, and 5
guns, lStons each.
Monarch, gums, IS tons, and 10 guns, 6.
tons each.
Intlexible, guns, 50 tons each.
The guns on the InfleIible are all 16.inch
caliber, 80 feet 8 inches in length weighing
over 100 900 pounds each and having a vel.
ocity of over $50 feet per second.
The smallest guns on the fleet have been
proven by actual trial capable of driving a
bolt through seven inches of iron at 5OC
yards. At the opening of the lombard.
ment England had at her disposal 224
heavy guns, LOG of them weighing ca tons,
TO weighing II tons, 80 weighing Is tons, IL
weighing % tons and weighing so tons.
Thirty 12-ton guns could in ten minutes
pour into Alexandria fifty tons of shot and
shell, In addition to these the ironclad
Achilles, the, torpedo depot ships Heel ,
and others have sailed from Malta fol-
Alexandria. The latest official information
Is That IN addition to the fleet given above
above England will send twenty vessels
containing l47 guns and s 1880 men, to the
ombardment.- Post Dispatch.
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Cardinal Points to Remember,

That Acker's Blood Elixir is a specific
remedy for neuralgia, rheumatism, malari
GUS and other fevers, scrofulous tendencies
and all forms Of blood-poisoning. 1t puri.
nes the system, rouses and develops the
nervous energies, enriches the blood, pro
notes appetite, dispels languor, and res
torres the body to robust health Sold by
". Il. Patterson & Co., the Peachstons
Liniment men.
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AVA, Ills, January "a, lSSl.-CAnrER NJ Eprcr

VU,.
Gents Enclosed find one dollar, for
which please send by retarn mail one bot
tie Carriers Little Nerve Pills, and for the
balance Carriers Little Liver Pills. The
sample bottle of Liver Pills received from
you some time ago have been tested by me
and several of my friends, among whom |
distributed them, and in every instance
have given entire satisfaction. For sick
headache, they are the medicine-seek not
to improve tbem-they are perfect.
HUGH WILL, Ava, Jackson Co.. Ills.
For sale by Williams, Tolliver & Walker,
druggists, Dallas, Texas.
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X. Fromme, ESQ.,, prominent druggist
of San Marcos, Texas, writes: "Prickly
Ash Bitters have given entire satisfaction
to all who have used it. During the past
two years have sold several gross, and the
demand is constantly increasing, which
shows that this remedy comes up to all that
Is claimed for it. An eflectual purifier OF
the blood, as well as of the entire system.
Physicians in this section very often recon-
mend it,"
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A Caro-

To all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak.
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, etc,
will send recipe that will cure you. free of
charge. This great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in South America. Send
self-addressed envelope to Rev. Joseph T.
lnman, Station d.. New York city.
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This is to certify that we bought over four
thousand dollars worth of DR.. Dromgoole's
English Female Bitters and Bailey's Saline
Aperient during the year 1881, and from
personal observation and public opinion
take much pleasure in recommending them
as worthy otpublic confidence and favor.
THOMPSON, GEORGE & Co,
Wholesale Druggists, Galveston. Texas
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Important to.Know.

That in all throat, chest and lung trou.
bles-colds, ,whooping-cough, asthma, con.
sumption, etc.--even single dose of DR.
Acker's English Remedy will relieve the
worst symptoms of distress. it is pleasant to
take, may be given to the youngest child
and guarantees cure in every case. Trial
bottles only 10 cents. Regular sizes 5Octs
and 81. For sale by w. II Patterson & Co.
the Peachstone Liniment men.
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From Eminent Wilmer I,rinton, NJ ID Raj

l have used Colden's Liebigs LIQUID Tx.
tract OF Beef and Tonic Invigorator in nv
practice, and have been much gratified with
the result. As n tonic in all cases of de.
bility and weakness, anpmia, chlorosis, etc.
1t cannot be surpassed. Remember The
name. Colden's-take no other.) Ofdrug.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-14

A. & Il. Mittenthal have won the laurels
this season for carrying the prettiest Sc.
lected stock OF gents furnishing goods In
Dallas. Whoever fails to buy their fancy
shirts, under.shirts, drawers and hose can't
be dressed In style.
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employment for All.

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY Mechanics. house
~ servants, or any kind of labor, call nj the
employment Office, Coz Main street near Del.
monico restaurant, for employment Telephone
your orders Also, money tn loan in small
amounts on easy terms, A. llDER myis
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For NanI

k'oK kENT-A desirable furnisAe ed house
y High location, south front convenient IN
o. business sine TO desirable tenant will rent whole
or part OF house for the summer Address ar
call ono A. Capwell, at Edwards music bons or
US Main street. ,, mV ',s'
k'oh RENT-The new store To be finished
guy lst No 62o Elm street size Is by so feet
Apply 10 Jno. Browning, or j. NJ Harry. nj
.."'i! nios. jun2S.lm
E'oR RENT-The store, 500 Elm street. occupied
-, ny n, owens as shoe store, Possession julv
Mckinney. ''' inn,1e'
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Futures.

FUtUres.
Dealing in futures is now recognized
business in which nearly every business
man, planter or farmer engages to greater
or less extent. Those wishing to either buy
or sell cotton, grain or pork for future de-
livery; at the lowest possible margins,
should send their orders to the Texas Cot
ton and Grain Exchange. This is A char.
tered institution, and perfectly reliable and
responsible. "'N
Margins required-0nly 81 per bale for
cotton, lc per bushel for grain, Csc per bar
rel for pork. r
All communications should be addressed
70 A. J. WHKELocK, Manager,
ta Dallas Texaa
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For mems youths and boys clothing 20
to A. u II. Mittenthal, for they commence
selling their immense stock of summer
clothing at cost. The above reduction com.
mences Tuesday, June 10Th.
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ifyou don't like the use of a sickening
pill for your headache and constipation,
Just try one dose of Bailey's Saline Aper.
tent, and you will never use another pill
for the same purpose
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Parasols, Fans, and in fact all summer
goods in the house, we have reduced To
such low figure that it will be impossible
ior any to abstain from buying. A. & Il,
Mittenthal, COG Elm street,
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Cheap Column
llohces.

-
n onith5Adyernsements may De HANDED into
o,, oui business offiee up TO Sp. m and into The
eomposihg room up IN a. m.
NOTICE. J, Travis, NJ D., represeniine the
Il Pals Home Endowment Association nf
frstlS Tenn, American Marriage Alliance ~
Eslon' Ohio, and the Co.operatiye Mutual An
NJ nu ~ Association and others, can be found al
ths 81 George for one week uni.Iw
NoIlCE-An inducement is offered for good
steady, sober man, who understand 'the
i no.el ana restaurant business Location hes, in
she cry WIN rent at low figures, or run on
ssnares' House all furnished. Married man pre
1rtreI FOR particulars, address A. 4, A. Moses
.,s,D,,' asA"s' iulli.iw
NorICE-Any lady wishing her tlpe sti,chinc
- done can have it done by calling at $40 Elm
~, a IN ine Arcade building, upstairs. None
Out hrst.elass work done here. mil
I'ELEPHoNE YoUR oRDERs-To c. r
fark, at c. II. Edwa DIS music store far ths
removal OF pianos, furniture, etc. PROMPT at.
tention gi'en i,,i,P Ia az
NOTlCE-A liberal trade will he given far a
4 residence In pleasant part of the city, con.
HERALD office. SSo ~"
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Tartar

are barnacles on the teeth; at first creamy,
then crusty, then removable only nv tGe
dentist, II loosens the teeth and makes
the gums tender. Don't permit II TO gath.
er; use Sozodont, and keep the mouth clean
and the teeth healthy,
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Save Your Children

save your thildren
and Ginger, endorsed by druggists as the
most reliable remedy IN use Tor diarrhma.
dyscntery and cholera.morbus. 1t never
fails to cure even the worst cases. For sale
by all druggists in Dallas and Texas.
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$1,000 will be paid any chemist who finds
on analysis Of one hundred bottles of S,S,S
any mercury, iodide potassium, or any
mineral substance.