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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
HOME AND FARM.

10 temper . glass jar 80 that IL can
pc az once filled with anything hot. nut
INTO It silver Chicago Nescs.
-oponge cake: Two eggs, half cuu
OF cream, one cup of sugar, one cun a,
nour, one teaspoonful of cream Of tartar
nan teaspoonful of soda; flavor to taste
'sG4tra nlce.-Cincinnati Times.
Phillip Craver, of Halfmoon. Sara.
eoga County, N. Y. planted two nota.
toes (Beauty of Hebron var;etvi 100 o,,,
into nifty pieces, last spring. The Weld
was well-flled barrel of oood. SD
tubers.
-Non-professional fruit orover0
would do we'll not to invest large,u =,
new and high-priced varieties of frn;t ot
any klno. There are plenty of good old
SORTS at reasonable prices for present
use, ana the new varieties will soon be
cheap enough-some of them yery
cheap.-N. Y. Examiner,
-Quinces baked with the skins on are
delicious when served warm; put one
on saucer at each plate. If mashed
with knife, the core is easily removed !:
then put on little butter and plenty of
sugar. In the process of baking. the
ounce loses the strong taste which is
dlsagreeable to many, and retains del.
1cate flavor that is excellent.--N Y.
Post
Occasionally touching the latches,
locks and hinges of the doors with a
drop CT Kerosene or little tai,ow from
the candle, and thus keeping them well
fabricated, will insure the smooth and
quiet shutting of the doors and prevent
the Earring, grating or creaking so COM
mon in neglected cases. By this atten-
ton the doors and latches will last
longer.-Prairie Farmer.
Drop Cakes: One egg, or not, as
you please, but will need more flour if
not; one cup of sugar, one cup of mo-
lasses, one-half cup of lard or butter,
Zone cup of cream instead, if you have
1t, Is nlce), one cup of water, five cups
OF flour, more if you use cream; one
tablespoonful of soda dissolved in the
water, an even teaspoonful each of GIN
ger and cassia, and a little salt. Drop
with teaspoon and knife on to but
:ered tin, so that they will not run to-
gether.-Household
There are some curious things
about corn, and one is, where do the
red ears and the speckled ears come
from when you don't plant any but
white corn, and another is, why don't
we find an ear with an odd number on
it? You can find a four-leaf clover, but
/ have never found the odd row on an
ear of corn yet. 1t is always IA or Is
or 20 or some other even number, and
it would be interesting to understand
what corn knows about mathematics
and what objection nature has to odd
numbers.-Americdn Farmer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
De MOrtuiS.

I" 1t am my painful dooty," said the
President of the Limekiln Club, as he
opened the meeting, ''to inform you dat
death has again invaded our circle.
Brudder Slipback Burbanks, of SYRIA
cuse, N. Y, am no mo- on airth. He
breathed his last three days ago, after
an illness of sixteen days. What axshun
will de club take in de matter.
81 move dat we send de wilder res
olushun of sympathy" announced Judge
Cadaver.
"i reckon dat we had better resolve
dat de club has lost shinin' light -
timidly added Pickles Smith.
ode club will neither resolve nor
ford any resolushuns of sympathy" re-
marked the President. "De wilder an
chill'en can't eat resolushun, chen if
written in blue ink. De Seckretary will
mail her a ten dollar greenback from
de club funds, an express de hope dat
she am doin' well under de circum-
stances.
"Dis club hasn't lost no shinin' light
by de death of Brudder Burbanks. He
was no sinner. Fact am, he was wer-
ry common sort of hump backed Guild
pusson, an it took him as long to add
seven an eight togeder as it would some
odder men to arm two dollars. He was
accomplished in nothing; he excelled
only in KILN time when at work by de
day. He would be no better off if we
pronounced forty lynn eulogies on his
character. He can be no worse off if
we tell de honest truth. De usual en-
blem of sorrow will be hung to de knob
of de inner doah fur de space of two
weeks, an we will remember Brudder
Burbanks as extremely good-natured,
chen if extremely lazy. "-Detron Free
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

THE Rev. Penstock arose in his usual grace
full manner and announced that he was In
receipt of several private letters suggesting
that the Lime-Kiln Club form itself into q
military organization and be prepared to rush
to the defense of its country in time of peril.
The idea struck him as 16x24, and he hoped
that it would prevail. I'm case of SIGH an
organic ,shun have We de right man for a
Kurne!!" asked the President. ''I-I-that
fs-well, sp cks I know sunthin' bout de
Kurnel bziness," stammered Penstock.
''An' 50 do I!' added thirteen other MEM
bers in chorus ''Am der any me mber in dis
hall tonight who knows how to be private
for the next thirty seconds could have been
knocked down by a crowbar. 'tDe subjeck
am postponed" continued Brother Gardner.
t'Six or seven hundred Kurneis an no rank
an file ou'dn't be 'cordin' to either Har1ee
or Hoyle. In kase de kentry am placed in
serl we'll send substitutes" -Detroit FIRES
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

DR. BENsoN's Skin Cure is fully the article
to attack the disease, both internally, through
the blood, and externally, through the
absorbents, and is the only reliable and
rational mode of treatment. These prepare
ttons are only put up for general use after
having been used by the Doctor in his private
practice for years, with the greatest success,
and they fully merit the confidence Of all
classes of sufferers from skin diseases. This
is for sale by all druggists. Two bottles, in
ternal and external treatment in one package.
Don't be persuaded to take any other. 1t
costs one dollar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
Rescued from Death.

William J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass,
says: In the fall of 1876, l was taken with
BLEEDING OF LUNGS followed by a severe
cough. I lost my ap4 elite and flesh, and was
confined to my bed. In 1877 was admitted
to the Hospital The doctors said had a hole
in my lung as big as half dollar. At one time
a report went around that / was dead. gave
up hope, but friend told me of DIR. WILLIAM
HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS. I got bot
tie, when to my sur, rise, commenced to feel
better, and to-day feel better than for three
years past.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

That a remedy made of such common simple
plants as Hops, Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion,
&c, make SO many and such marvellous and
wonderful cures as Hop Bitters do? 1t must
be, for when old and young, rich and poor,
Pastor and Doctor, Lawyer and Editor, all
testify to having been cured by them, we
must believe and doubt no longer. See other
column.-PoSt.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
Anxiety and Care.

1t may not be generally known that anxiety
and care will break down even a strong con-
stitution in very short time, yet such is the
fact. However, the pernicious effect of de-
ly counteracted by timely use of DR.. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparila. Its re-
freshing effect on mind and body is truly won
derful. 1t exhilarates without Intoxicating.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

LATE in life George Washington rode in
his own carriage, but in his earlier wears he
took hack at the cherry tree Worcester
Gazette The man who had the temerity to
spring this relic of antiquity upon the public
forgot to mention how Georges father took a
chaise after the young man. anu was about
ready to sleigh him. when George ate npted
to saddle the blame on some one else as the
cutter-L1pre1ce american
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

*That wonderful catholicon known as Mrs.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
given the lady worldwide reputation for
doing good. 1t is like living spring to the
vital constitution. Her Blood Purifier will do
more to cleanse the channels of the circula-
ton and purify the life of the body than all
the sanitary devices of the Board of Health.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
Perfectly Amazed.

In the San Francisco Evening Bulletin, We
observe that Mr.. Rosenthal, Of the well-know n
printing firm, Rosenthal & Roesch, 5SS Califor-
mia street, that city, said to one Of their re-
porters: 1--WE all know Of st. Jacobs Oil, and
are perfectly amazed at the suddenness of the
relief it affords. If you know of any one who
is suffering with rheumatism, bruise or sprain.
tell them to use st. Jacobs Oil.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

*x*"Men are but sorry witnesses in their
own cause" The praise of KidneyW Wort
comes from the mouths of those who have
been made strong and healthy by it. Listen:
cit is curing everybody" writes a druggist.
"Kidpey-Wort is the most popular medicine
we SELL" It should be by right, for no other
medicine has such specific action on the liver,
bowels and kidneys.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

CERTAINLY an elegant remedy for all aches
and pains is St. Jacobs Oil, says DR.. J. Tnr-
ner, of shirrell's Ford, N. c., in the Ravens
wood CIV. Val Neacs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

THE Egyptian emblem of a snake with its
tail in its mouth was the earliest sign of the
sswallow tail. "-Detroit Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

WHEN Boston young lady wishes to ex-
press that she has the ''blues," she simply
remarks: 81 have zure distemper."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

The only evidence of feeling be-
trayed bv Montreal woman who was
sent for the forly-fn-st time to the work
house was in the exclamation, "Nows
amt that too bad i'-Chicago Herald
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

BEST Truss EVER UsED.-Send for circulars
Elastic Truss Co., IA Broadway, New York.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

A GOOD deacon in one of our suburbs is so
shake off his lethargy Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

AN exchange wants to know: "What are
our young men coming toa" Coming to see
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

FOR THICK HEADS, heavy stomachs. biliousness,
wells May Apple Pills." cathartic. 10 and 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

New method of making tooth-powder:
Grind your teeth. Patent unapplied for
The Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

| WMake your old things look like new by
using the Diamond Dyes, and you will be
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Has the largest sale of any cough medicine.
Pixies toothache drops cure In minute.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

AMTNADAB says a dogs lungs are the sea
Of its pants. -Naxatton Independent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

SOMEBODY says that ''women would never
do to run railroads. as the trains would always
be behindn
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

THE first case of black male-Ham.-Bos
ton Commercial Bulletin.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Remover
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. 81
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

CHRISTMAS and the Congressional Record are
coming We could probably worry along
without Christmas.-Noiristoaon Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

The VoLTAIc BELT Co, Marshall, Mich, win
send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old) who are at
ficted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
kindred troubles guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration of health and manly vigor
Address as above. n B.-No risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

AN unequal match: That which strikes
only on the box.-Ihe Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

THE forger is locked up simply for writing
q wrong.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

THE NEW TOY, by Alfred L. Sewell, Chicago,
delights all children. Send ten cents for one.
Circulars sent free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
Personal!

THE man who scissors off coupons is the
genuine revenue cutter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

FARMERS, teamsters, don't experiment, but
use Frazer Axle Grease. 1t is the best.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

25c. buys pair of Lyons Patent Heel Stiffen
ers and make a boot or shoe last twice as long.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23

TRI the new brand. "Spring Tobacco"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-11-23
The spectacle of a colored woman,

The spectacle of colored woman,
one perfectly black, turning white in
streaks and blotches, was seen at the
City Hall last evening. Her head, face,
neck, hands, arms and feet present the
appearance of a camelopard. The
change has been going on for two years.
and if continued, she will have emerged
from the blackness of Congo to the Fright
color of the OctOroon. The colored
people say it is from the richness OF her
blood.-Augassta { Ga. } Chronicle.
Instead of buying house and lot
with his money a dandy actor has put
$4,000 into a dog. Dogs rarely depre-
ciate like real estate, and it is so nice to
know that you can boss something
NOrriSfOu,n Herald
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-30

ter best. ....7 O097 %
Common
Michigan. IS 1897 OO
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ter fair. ~ 25@7 90
Winter good. Z 5017 rs
Winter best. ~ 1893 90
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-30
GUITEAU.
His LAST NIGHT ON
EARTH,
The Wretched Man Smirking Un-
der the Shadow of the
ScaffOld.
GUITEAU.
xEoUTIoN INVITATIONS.
Twenty Thousand Applications Re ceiv-
ed-The Lucky Recipients.

WASHINGTON. June 29.-The rush on Gen.
eral Crocker for passes to witness the taking
off is something tremendous, and he says he
never experienced anything like it before. SO
far he has received over twenty thousand ap-
plications From the time he gets up in the
morning until late at night constant delega-
tion streams backward and forward and uses
every artifice known to the cunning OF man to
obtain possession of the much-coveted past
board. But the General remains firm, and says
he will be strictly governed by the letter of the
law The Republican office received last
night the first "inyitation" sent out. Ii
reads as follows:
WARDEN's OFFICE, q. S. JAIL,
WASHINGTON, d. O.
Mr.:
III are respectfully invited to witness the
cxe 2ton of Charles ]. Guiteau it this Jail,
Fricay, June 80, 1882, between the hours OF L
m. and o'clock p. m.
JOHN S. CRocKER, Walden.
The invitations are neatly printed IN geo.
metrcal type, on Bristol board.
Invitation to attend the autopsy on Guiteau' g
body tomorrow have been telegraphed to DIR.
New York; DIR. e. G. Seguin, New York; DIR.
Stearns, Hartford DR.. Hammond, New York;
DIR. E. G. Spitzka, New York; DIR. Lamb
Washington; and other physicians, also to the
editor of the Z oston Medical Journal.
DR. Noble loung will be the doctor in charge
liams, johnson Elliott, Van Arnum, Coroner
Patterson, j. f. Hartigan, Hagner and A. u;
King. Drs. Bliss and Reyburn have expressed
no desire to be present, although they probab-
ly will be there. The jury will be impannell-
ed from members of the pres and VIII pe Sc
lected on Friday morning p tor to the execu-
ton. The Western Union elegraph Compa-
ny, the New York Associated Press, and the
National Press will run special wires into the
jail, so as to be in position to meet all their
requirements. General Crocker's private office.
will be turned into temporary telegraph office
1t is probable that few of the intimate friends
of the late President, such as General Swain
and Colonel Rockwell, will manifest wish to
see the execution. In case they do, Marshal
Henry will deputize them as peace ohcers to
enable them to be legally present.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-30
WHY YOU SHOULD INSURE
IN THE -
UNION MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
OF PORTLAND, MAINE.

TITS AN OLD COMPANY, having been estab-
ished over thirty years.
IT HAS PASSED THROUGH EVERY GREAT
PANIC since its organization, paying every honest
loss without dispute or delay.
IT is A POPULAR COMPANY, having gained
an established character for liberality by many
years of fair dealing with its policy-holders
IT HAS THE ENDORSEMENT of the highest in.
surance authorities and the most prominent bust
ness and professional men all over the country and
for all these reasons is entitled to your considera-
tion and respect
IT is A PURELY MUTUAL COMPANY, having
stockholders to take the lions share OF the pro-
fits. Mutual companies never fail,
IT HAS OVER THIRTEEN THOUSAND POLL
SiEs In force, and Is tfIoIcfofS of f~s-
age mortality, and cannot be seriously affected by
epidemics.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-30
UNCONCERNED.
Dying as the o Dieth.

Judging fIom external indications Guiteau
is to-day less concerned about his execution
than any other person about the jail. he sell
dom alludes to the subject voluntarily, and
when he does speak of it his sentiments appear
so at variance with themselves that it is still a
matter of speculation whether he has become
convineed that his execution Friday is irrevo-
cably liked and has neryed himself to an as
sumed indifference, or as pouaa believe that he
still entertains the hope and belief that at the
last momont something will intervene and save
him. Rev. DR.. Hicks called at the jail last
evening and remained with him few mo-
ments. Guiteau said to DIR. Hicks II want
you to go to the President and tell him II he is
going to do anything want him to do it at
once. don't want any more attorney general
business, and 1 don't want any reprieving
done here Friday morning"
After DIR. Hicks left, the guard enquired.
''How do you feel?" and Guiteau replied, quite
cheerily, that he felt first rate; had
no idea that he would be hung on Friday.
About 1870 o'clock he laid down on his cot,
and was soon asleep, and did not awake till
$50 this morning. He then gave orders for
his breakfast, and, lying down again, dozsd till
near o'clock, when he arose and ate hearty
breakfast with evident relish. AT II o'clock
he exerctsed for half an hour IL the corridor,
Word With the guard, sf<ea<sts ss> a3fz
ing his movements He expressed a desire to
see the officer in command of the guard, and
teau greeted him cordially, and made several
inquiries in regard to the number OF tho
guards, etc. This afternoon Guiteau is lying
down upon his cot, reading and tanning him
self
Rev. DIR. Hicks was at the White House
again to-day. He had short conversation
with private Secretary Phillips and made no
effort to see the President. He merely called
to see if any further information was desired
from him in reference to the assassin, and to
hear if there was anything to be communicat-
ed in regard to the case. 1t is stated at the
White House that the matter has been disposed
of SO far as the President and Cabinet are con-
cerned. So far no final appeal has been made
to the President, and it is safe to predict that
no further applications will be entertained.
The President has decided not to enter into
correspondence with Mrs. Scoville, and he will
not answer her last letter. 1t is represented
that Mrs Scoville intends to call upon the
President, to make a personal appeal in her
brothers. behalf
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-30
THE UNIVERsALIsTs.
Their state Conference at Augusta.

AUGUSTA, June 29.-The Universalist state
convention closed this evening with praise
in the forenoon Rev. @. P. Nash of Union off
cred resolutions thanking the people of Au
gusta for their generous hospitality and also
thanking railroad companies and other lines Of
travel for reduction of fares.
Rev. G. L. Demarrest, d. D., of Manchester
N. H., Secretary of the General Convention OF
the United States, who has been visiting con
ventions. the past six weeks, gave an interest
ing and hopeful account of the work of his
church in various states, and stated that Uni
versalism is not dying Mrs. G.. W. Quimby
pledged $50 in behalf Of tie Women's Cen.
tenary Association to the Missionary fund.
The committee on nominations not being
able to fix the place of meeting next year, the
matter will be attended to in the future by
the executive committee.
A collection in aid of INDECENT ministers and
their families was taken up and the plates
were heaped with silver and greenbacks. Rev.
G. L. Demarrest then preached an excellent
sermon from Mark l, 15-'Repent ye; and be.
lieve the gospel
The attendance at the afternoon service was
large, although many Of the delegates and Yisi-
tors to the convention returned home on after
noon trains. Rev. G. e. Churchill of New
Hampshire read chapter from the New Tes-
lament and Rev. S. P. Smith of Marblehead,
Mass, made the invocation. The sermon was
delivered by Rev. W. H. Jewell of Bangor.
The convention which has just closed has been
one of the most profitable and largely attended
ever held in the State.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-30
INTERVIEWED.
Affecting Meeting with His Brother and
Sister.

Guiteau thanked Reed for efforts in his be-
half then becoming excited exclaimed Gas for
President Arthur, he is a coward and migrate,
and he will be punished hereafter" Reed
started to go, when Guiteau said "Wait one
moment, 1 wish to say something more. He
then sat down to the table and in firm, bold
hand wrote the following and handed it to
Reed who came from the cell deeply affected
by the interview"
"To my dear friend Charles H. Reed. / am
only too glad to express my unbounded appre-
citation of your services in my behalf, You
did splendidly, may God reward you for it..
Meet me In heaven. Charles j. Guiteau.''
Mr.. Hicks remained about fifteen minutes
longer with the prisoner, but was unable to
turn his thoughts away from the consideration
OF his immediate surroundings. When he re-
tired from the cell Mrs. Scoville and her little
daughter and Jno. W. Guiteau were admitted
Their interview with the prisoner lasted fif-
teen minutes, the warden and deputy being
present. Guiteau at first was excited and
roundly abused the President and ''those
wretches," as he termed them, "who had
bounded him to the scaffold And you, too,"
he cried, pointing his finger at Crocker and
In few minutes he Gained down aud said he
was ready to die and wanted to be hung at
12 o'clock sharp. At parting he said, "Let me
kiss my sister through grated bars and let it SO
go on record" After kissing his sister and
little neice he turned to his brother and hand
ing him dime said, "there is ten cents due
my washerwoman. I guess you better settle
that balance to day" Mrs. Scovlle and his
brother John then took leave Of him, and pass
ing directly to their carriage were taken back
to the city.