Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-04
ALL SORTS.

your druggist for them.
ALL SORTS.
Arab if you feel like retiring from the world get
thee to gunnery.
Are you troubled with such symptoms of dyspepsia
belching. tasting of the food, heart burn, ETC.?
Browns Iron Btters will cure you.
Many young girls happiness has been wrecked on
the waves-of her handkerchief.
Better buy Datcher's Fly Killer than to have the
flies playing hide and seek around your Dutch
er's Dead Shot for bed bugs certain death.
Don't put on no muskeeter nettin' for me-" SAID
AunG Hannah. 81 don't want to breathe strained |
air."
Sick headache, nausea rising of food, hatulency. |
seasickness cramps and palms. hystera nervousness,
languor and loss of sleep cali for prompt of San
ford's Ginger 'the delicious"
Fruit of the tropics burning cline.
Thy wondrous virtues. fadeless still,
Exert an influence sublime
In ministering to human ill;
And many pang along our way
Sanford's Ginger doth allay
Marriage may be like game of cards. but the bride
groom is all right if he holds good hand when the
knot is tied.
One of the greatest trials that housekeepers have
undergo during the hot weather, is that of washing
day. Happily there is practical relief for them the
use of James Pye's Pearlne.
Stranger asked. "Bub. what are you building that
mud dam across the gutter for?' Bub answered, .My
father is congressman and will get an appropri-
alton if can make shingle float"
Mrs. W, Shawmut Avenue Boston, Mass, says,
'Healys Tonic Pills cured me of disease that emf
nent surgeons said only surgeons knife could re-
move"
After trial, one box of Cephaline often goes to
| every house in a neghborhood.
Denver alderman spells water with two is. He
doubtless thinks better to have too much at" his
water than too much water in his '.t.'
Wheat Bitters will cure Malaria; Wheat Biters will
cure dyspepsia; Wheat Biters will cure seeplessness;
| Wheat Bters the best in the known world for
female complaints Price $1.OO per bottle. Sold by
all druggists.
The poet who sweety referred to the "sighng of
the winds" should go out west and experience a SIGH
clone.
FOUND AT LAsT.-An agreeable dressing for the
hair that will stop its falling. has been long sought
for Parkers Hair Balsam. distinguished for its puri-
ty, fully supplies this want.
Oscar Wilde is not going be married this fall. He
was engaged but the man went back on him.
IMPROVEMENT FOR MIND AND BoDY.-There is more
strength-rostoring power in bottle of Parkers Ginger
Tonic than in bushel of malt gallon of milk. As
an appetizer blood purifier and kidney corrector there
is nothing like it, and nvaids consequently find it
wonderfulin vIgorant for mind and Commercial
Most of US know something about the discipline OF
poverty, and feel quite willing to experience some Of
the responsibility of wealth.
HAY FEvER.-For twenty-five years 1 have been
severely afflicted with hay fever. While suffering in
tensely induced. through Mr.. Tichenors testi
monial, to try Ely's Cream Balm. The immediate
effect marvellous. have been enabled to perform
my pastoral duties without the slightest Inconvenience
Have been exposed to heat, draughts and dust,
: have escaped return attack. 1 pronounce Ely
, Cream Balm for hay fever. William T. Carr
Presbyterian pastor Elizabeth, N. j.
Messrs. Mills & Lacey, Grand Rapids, Mich. Dea
Sirs-Havng used Ely's Cream Balm for hay fever
and experienced great relief from its use, most
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dies have tried. Yours, &C., T. b. Jenks lawyer
Price so cents. Apply into nostrils with little finger.
'Pa" asked little JOHNNY ''what does the teache
: mean by saying that must have inherited my ba
9 temper?" "She meant, Johnny, that you are you
mothers own boy"
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, cold
t bronchitis, whoopng cough, Group, influenza, col
r sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs an
, chest so cents and 81 bottle.
Complaint is made that absentee landlordism threa
ems to njure Canada as it has injured Ireland. TIL
. Toronto Globe says that the corporations allowed
large of land charge excessively for the
S property
: PERSONAL To MEN ONLYI-The Votaic Belt CT
Marshall Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ee
troVoltac Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
/. thirty days to young od) who are Athlete
4 with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood, al
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and compile
), restoration of health and manly vigor Address
above N. B-No risk is incurred. thirty days tr
is allowed
PARIS ADvERTIsEMENT:-"For Sale,'-a monkey
q cat, two parrots and small dog. Address Mn
" x. Rue. AS the lady is about to get married, s
has no furthur for these animals.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debil
n liver complaint, bols. humors, chronic diarrho
10 Affections female complaints. and all diseas
originating in bad state of the blood.
ia convention of Long Island potatoe bugs recen
rs struck onion-bed instead of a potato-patch.
r. were compelled to tear a scare-crow all to pieces a
use him for handkerchefs.
. DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Rou
Rats" It clears out rats, mice. bedbugs roach
IL vermin, flies. ants, insects. l5c. per box.
CATARRH THE BLADDER.-Stinging, smarti
Irritation of the urinary passages diseased dscharg
q cured by Buchupaiba 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express, Sl.25. for S. E. s. Wells. Jersey CITY, \
O. BRAIN AND NERvE.-weIls' Health Reviewer. gre
g. est remedy earth for impotence leanuess. sex
debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expire
nc St25, for S.. L. S. Wells, Jersey City. n. J.
IN Delight not seemly for fool; much less ft
.ir servant to have rule princes.
How TO SECURE HEALrH-lt strange any
win suffer from arrangements brought by imp
blood when scoyiIrs sarsaparia and stillingia
Blood and Liver Syrup will restore health to the pf
III organization 1t is strengthening syrup, plt
v take and the best blood purifier disco'
IS ed curing scrofula syphilitc disorders weakness
a. the kidneys. eryspelas, malaria. nervous disord
:, debility. bilious complaints and diseases of the b'
liver, Kidneys stomach, skin, etc.
Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and be-
DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys wo,
Sold by E. i. Button. Barton.,yt