The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-12-09
Se1eotad Poetry.


prove unkind. Shakespeare.
Fogg says beef should be classed
under the head Of game, because it is
dear meat.
A woman's heart IS small affair,
but it can upset the biggest man that
ever adorned this world
The caterpillar of the silk worm,
when fully developed, is 10000 times
heavier than when it came from the
egg.
When a light haired mans locks
begin to turn gray he's getting on to
so. When they begin to turn black
he's getting on to go.
Ralph Waldo Emerson amassed
fortune of over 100000. He didn't
make money as fast as Billy Emerson
but he saved more.
It is. asserted that in the three years
ended in 1880 there were no fewer
than 252 theaters destroyed by fire, or
partly 50, resulting in 1870 deaths
and about 3,400 injuries
Master "What does Condillac say
about brutes in the scale of being?"
Scholar-'ITe says brute is an i'm
perfect animal" "And what is a
MANI" "AIan is a perfect brute"
Wife-"Can't you take me to the
Yahoo restaurant some evening, my
dear?" Husband ''No, darling, it is
disreputable." "Then, dear, why do
you bring home its marked napkins in
your pocket"
Sheridan met a friend who was
terribly given to fbbing, and accosted
him thus: Been to church to-day,
Jones?" No." was the quick res
ponse; I've been on the bed all day"
Just as expected" chimed in Sher-
idan, you're always lying"
Pedestrian, who has dropped
penny in front Of ''poor blind man"
why, you humbug, you're not
blind" Beggar-''Not l sir. If the
card says am they must have given
me the wrong one. I'm deaf and
dumb. Boston Transcript
A stranger in a printing-ofice
asked the youngest apprentice what
his rule of punctuation was. Said the
boy: : set up as long as l can hold
my breath, and then | put comma;
AZ | cape, / insert a semi-colon;
and when want to sneeze, | make a
paragraph"
An infdel once remarked to an old
lady that he didn't believe in God
whom he could not see. "Do you be-
ieye you have any brains?" she asked.
"Of course" was the reply. Odd
you ever see them?" The answer
came family, "No." Did any one
else ever see them?" This ended the
controversy.
Two countrymen from Onion Creek
came to an Austin lawyer to consult
about bringing a joint suit against a
neighbor. The first granger began to
tell the lawyer the cause for the
trouble, imbellishing it rather literally
Don't tell him any lies, Bill, . inter
rupted the other. at is his business
to put IN the lies. You will get him
confused if you go to mixing your lies
with his.
A philosopher Inadvertently re-
marks: WAITING for a man to come
home from q lodge is dull business for
lively woman" This is important,
if true; but a lively woman is too SEN
sible to do any such foolish thing. She
just bolts the front door before retiring
and lets the man wait ;mtil she gets
ready TO let him in We speak advi-
sedly, brethren. N. Y. Commercial
Advertiser
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Jay Gould is a careful man with
his money. "Outside Of his family ex-
penses," says the New York CORES
pondent Of the Philadelphia Press,
He doesn't spend $4,000 year He
never drinks and has no use for fast
horses; he has no desire for acquaint-
ance among fast women, no propensity
for buying expensive Injuries. He
lives to make money, and he has the