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Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-07-08
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There is vast amount of husabzS in the system of common-schooI education, and it is not strange that many parents are adopting ths plan of having their children instructed at home, where they can carefully watch the child's training and see that what time is devoted to in- struction IS turned to good account. 4 disg,1sted father writes to Philadelphia journal saying that the other d.y hs heard his little girl sobbmg over rule which she was trying to commit to mem ory, in the following words, to-wit:
 "Rule for short division, rule dash one write the diyisor at the left of the dividend. seni-colon, begin at the left hand. comma, ard write the quotient beneath, period Paragraph. a II there is remainder after any division. comma, regard it as prefxed to the next figure, comma, and divide as before, period. If any partial dividend is Less than the divisor, prefix 1t to the next figure, comma, and write cipher in the quotient, period. Paragraph proof pc riod dash multiply the quotient by the diyisor, comma, and add the remainder, comma. any. comma. to the product. period"
 After reading these painfully ;diotic paragraphs the amazed paren. made in- quiry and found that the pupils-chil- iren under 10-were required to study rules in this way in order that they might be able to write them out and "point" them, not correctly, but ac- cording to the book.
 "I also found," he adds, "thst if $ comma was left out, though the sense remained unchanged, the pupil suffered es much in loss of marks as though she had committed vital biunder. Thanks to homo instruction, my little girl un- derstands the rules of arithmetic, but she cannot learn them by rote in this parrot fashion, and suffers accordingly. Can VIC have nothing done in this mat ter to relieve our children from utterly useless memorizing, that leaves them at the end of few years with weakened minds and no taste for studyr got a letter the other day from man who had graduated from university. Ha could neither write nor spell corrsei1Gf (speiling goes 'gose9, and yet at
 g few years ago, he could .a [lI all the rules of grammar, sby no means an indifferent pun
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Anti-slans Phrases.

The Reform Club is the title of a new organization by young ladies for the purpose of disccuraging the use of "slang phrases" in conversation. At s meeting, while member was addressing the society. she inadvertently made use of the expression lawful nice" and was called to order by sister member for transgressing the rules.
 "E what way have I transgressed Y' asked the speaker, blushing deeply.
 "You said it would be awful nice to admit young gentlemen to our delibera- tions, replied the other.
 "Well, wouldn't it ber' replied the speaker. '' You know you said yourself, no longer ago than yesterday, that"
 Yes, 1 know; but you said awful nice. That's slang"
 "Well," said the speaker tartly, eff you are going to be 80 awful nice about it, perhaps 1t is; but I wouldn't sav any iliiag ii were you. Didn't you taii 5ailie Spyiggins this morning to pull down her basque
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Incident of Linccln.s Murder.

Those are not cheerful-looking things, are they ?" said Counselor M. 4. Mcdonald, as he sauntered into the of- fec Of the United States Marshal, and pointed to pair of handcuffs which were lying upon the table.
 Not especially enlivening," replied deputy, picking up the rogue's bracelets and examining them thought fully.
 There was . time when I thought they wero the most cheerless and terrible things in the world"
 The deputy looked up in surprise.
 Yes," continued Mir. McDonald, "I had them both on my hands and feet at once for . number of hours. I assure you they gre not pleasant things to weaY."
 Were they put on to keep you prisoner ?' queried the deputy, wonder ing if his friend could have done any thing criminal"
 You would have thought 50 had you been in my place. 1 was arrested by officers who thought was J. Wilkes Booth"
 "No" ejaculated the deputy. moro as an expression of surprise than an in teIticnal reflection upon the veracity of Ma. Mcdonald.
 ''It came about in this way" began thelawyer, whose dark hair and eyes, even now that sixteen years have passed, bear a striking resemblance to the assassin Of Lincoln : Lincoln had been murdered but few days, and the entire country, plunged in grief, was wild with desire fo. revenge upon the murderer. Ny home was in Htusville, Pa, and was on the way to it from Washington, where my father was then 8 Government con Of Erie. The train had left Ere and gone perhaps 8 dozen miles, when a couple of officers surprised me by put ting me under arrest and clapping hand cuffs on my feet. In vain I protested. They would not believe that was not Wilkes Booth. To add to the unpleas- antness of the thing, and fact which also gave color to the belief that was the Presidents assassin, it was well known that Booth had interests in the oil regions of Pennsylvania, and had been there number of times. The men who arrested me did SO upon the strength of my great resemblance to picture of Booth which they had in their possession. When it became known on the train that the assassin of Lincoln had been arrested and wns on that very train, the excitement was intense. The officers who were guarding me had all they could do to prevent the infuriated passengers from doing me bodily harm. It had been autographed along the line of the road that Lincoln's murderer was under arrest, and would pass through on his way to Titusville. At every station the train was met by infuriated men who climbed upon woodpiles to get glimpse ; of me, and many times on that journey feared that the mob would get posses sion of me. When the train reached Curry there was man boarded the train who knew me. But the officers would not listen to him, and it was not until IitusyiIle was reached, where every mau, woman and child knew me, that the handcuns and manacles were removed from my wrists and ankles, and I was allowed nay liberty. I have the photo graph which furnished the clew to the officers who arrested me in my posses sion now. ."-Denver Tribune.
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"No, I didn't" retorted thg 5E1er. her face growing crimson; 'tand Sailie Spriagih will ssy I didlisi Sne won't go ba9;k On me-
 "This IS nice racket you are eIyine us" cried the President, after rapping both speakers to order. e Let me ask what is the object of this, society?
 '9To discourage slang !" cried dozen voices.
 Correct" said the Pfeafaent, ego on with the funeral"
 A member rose to explain that she had been fined at the last meeting for saying lawful nice" herself, but she hadn't the stamps to pay it now-would settle 1t, however, in the sweet by and by.
 That'll be all right, said the Presi-. dent; "pay when you get the ducats.."
 Another member asked if 8 young lady could say "old splendid " without suB-. jecting herself to fine.
 7.Iou bet she can't" said the presi- dent, who was the original founder of the society, and, therefore, appealed to when any nice question was t. be de- cidea.
 Then, said the speaker, move tha. bfirands Pew come, down with the dust, for I heard. her say that her beau was just old splendid
 'sWell, if my beau was such hair. pin as your fellow is, wouldn't say ik "
 Shoot the chinning," said the Presi- dent; twill you never tumble ?"
 But the confusion was too great to be ailaved. MiranJa's blood was up; some sided with her and others against, and amid the babel which followed could be heard such exclamations as !" Dry up P off your chin r Hire hall r etc.. when motion to adjourn was carried !,y large majority.
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HOW HILTON cAMdxo Werra
 PARADISE REGlIEED,"


 It was at the time of the great plague that the poet of Paradise Lost" took up his abode at Chaifont, and it was through the instrumentality of con- mon friend of his and William Penn's that this ret-ea: was selected. Thomas EHwood, the Quaker, had made Miltons acquaintance in London some years be- fore, when hunted out of house and home by the Bucks Justices, and read Latin to him in his lodgings in levin street When the plague grew fierce in the city the blind poet bethought him of his one-time secretary, and asked him to find him some retreat in his neigh borhood Ellwood took this "pretsy box for him; and 1t was here that he suggested to him the idea of Paradise Regained. Milton had handed him the manuscript of "Paradise Lost" to pass his judgment on. "l pleasantly said to hin.' Ellwood relates in his "Lifs, Thou hast sAid much here of paradise lost, but what hast thou to say of paradise found?' He made me no answer. but sat some time in muse: e: then broke of that discourse and fell upon another subject. After the sick ness was over, and .hecity well lcleansed. lie returned thither; and when after ward I went to wait on him there he showed me his second poem, called Paradise Regained,' and in pleasant tone said to me. This is owing to you, fer you put it into my head by the question you put to ne at Chalfont, which before I had not thought of. AUred T. Story. sn Hd-pers Magosi,se.
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tality, premature incline and loss of maiihood, from whatever cause produced. It enriches and puri6es the blood, strengthens the nerves, brain, muscles, digestion. reproductive organs and physical and mental faculties. It stops any unnatural facilitating drain upon the sys- tem, preventing involuntary losses, facilitating dreams, seminal losses with the urine, etc., so destructive to mind and body. It is s sure eliminstor of all kidney and bladder com plsints. It contains no injurious ingredients To those suffering from the evil effects of youth ful indiscretions or excesses, speedy, thor ough and permanent cure is guaranteed. Price, S2. 50 per bottle, or five bottles in case, with full directions and advice, s10. Sent secure from observation to any address upon receipt of price, or c. o. D. To be had only of Dr. C. D. Salf1eId, 2I6 Kearny St.. San Francisco, Cal. Consultations strictly confidential, by letter, or at office, FREE. For the convenience of patients, and in order to insure perfect secrecy, have adopted pri- vste address under which all packages are. for warded
 Trial Bottle Free.
 NOTICE.-I will send a trial bottle of the Rejuvenator-suficient to show its merit free of charge, to any one afflicted, applying by letter, stating his symptoms and age. Cona- munications strictly confidential.
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or whom are n5 TOT peer, making less than one head to every 1c0 people, while in the United States there ere seventy three head to 100 people. Last year 36,000 cattle were slaughtered, mere than half of which were used by foreign CTS in the cities and on the ehips in tho harbors. From these facts it is clear that among the masses of the people beef is almost unknown. Mutton and pork are still more scarce, and are nevey seen except in the ports where treaties with other countries permit their im- portation.
 The religious inhibition does not ex- tend to fish or to poultry. The latter is abundant, but so high ill price that only the rich can afford its nse, aud it forms no part of the diet of the common peo- pie. Fish is abundant in great varie- ties, in all the streams of the country, and is the only article, not of vegetable nature, which forms staple of daily food.
 The great psculiarity of the Japanese, among all the nations of the earth, is that they are vegetarians. Full 90 per cent. of all their food consists of vegeta- ble productions. Rice is the great staple, barley is next and then follow rniiiet, wheat, rye and Indian corn They have many vegetables of the highest value as articles of diet, which are un- known to us, and efforts gre now in progress to introduce some of these into this country. Until within few years past. Japan has stubbornly refused to admit foreign commerce to her ports, or to permit any kind of commercial intercourse between her people and those of other nations. Even yet, but few of her ports are open to the world, but tue advantages of re- ciprocal trade will soon unlock the rest. She affords Q vast field for commercial enterprise, and it remains to be seen whether her religious scruples can with. stand the blandishments of savory cheap meats, which other countries, and es. pecislly our own, will rapidly supply. There is an impending conflict between religion and pork, and, unless there i. interference by the vi1ainous trichina, | pork is certain to win.-Lidiassapolia | Herald.
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FRANCE expends Sl5o, ,00o annually in the purchase of native horses in Algeria for cavalry use, beside awarding prizes to breeders and supporting studs. The horses of Algeria are not good-look- ing, but they are serviceab!e and bear immense fatigue. The Arabs continue to prefer mule-rearing to horse breeding. The mule is more easily reared, fetchcs . higher price, and often commences work at the age of Is months.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-07-08

AN agricultural paper has an article on kicking COWS. It is hard to imagine q man who can be so mean as to go around kicking those useful and inof- fensive animals, but we suppose there are such wretches or the article would1' have been written.
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ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, ROOMS 2 and {, Epitaph Building, Fremont street, Tombstone, A. T. Win practice in all the courts of the Territory, and attend to business Special attention given to U. S. patent and pension business.
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Tm Graphic isn't sure that the fel- lsss who leave theaters between acts 20 out for whisky. Some of them probably teke gia.
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"YEs," he cried passionately, |" love you so true, so true" Never mind, darlidg," said she. artlessly, s.I'4 Aass my srousssau ordered at onsse.'
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GOSSIP FOR THE LADIES.
Sounds Familiar

Sounds EAmfliars HI love you, little sweetheart" He in tender accents said. "And love you, too, che answered, As she bent her pretty head And the stars looked down from heaven On .is charming sete-a-tete, As the psir of youthful lovers Gently swung upon tias gste- "Yes, love yos," !" she softly EurmUred, Looking up at him again Holy msckereli Gee Moses! Y Answered he in dife.t pain, For, slasl NC never knew ths Ingenuity Of fate, And love that be,-eys us often
 To . sna<hed thumb in the gxtA
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Dr. GWineham,

DE- GILLrGHAN lLArE or VIRGINIA oIrYl IS now associated, in the practice of Medicine and Surgery, with Dr.. Gildersleeve. Office, Epitsph building, Tombstone, A. T.
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Wsrasn and Dru9s.

A naughty writer in the Boston Tran script says Women are fond of be- ing ill and taking medicine. They would be angry if physician should say to them: Nothing ails you, madam, if you only think so.' They prefer to think themselves sick, and in time rcally become 80, for nature, though shesirug- gles bard, cannot stand everything. Too many drugs will finally destroy her healing power These people love to have little box of white pills in bottles and a little book, all kept in some handy place, so that when 8 friend who has eaten too much dinner says, 'Oh, I am fearfully nervous r they may run for the little book, look for nervousness, and administer 50 many pills of bryonia. When they have headache. instead of dieting or eating more moderately, they take several drops of some nice poison. Their children catch 8 slight cold and are immediately shut up in close room and dosed with econite end belIadonna, in the meanwhile taking their usual nourishment of mince pie, doughDuts, etc. The doctor comes, smiles. tells 8 story, leaves more drops of aconits and belladonna in tumbler, and, after 6 while, nature being be2efcent, tue chil- dren get well.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-07-08
WaIunxn Wiaowr

When Walungu chief dies most barharous custom prevails All his wives (and they are always numerous) with one exception, together with his head man, are killed and buried with him. A worse fate awaits tLe one not killed. A hole, just sufficient to hold her, is dug. In this she is placed, and then covered over, leaving only small aperture, through which she breathes, and by which spear passes down into her hand. At the end of ths second day of burial, if it is found that she has sur vived this horrible incarceration, and that she still holds the spesr, she is taken out and allowed to live. If she is dead, or gives no sign, then there is no further need of burial, and 50 the matter is finished.
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This great strength

lhis great strength ming remedy and
 .erve tonic is isthelegit-
 mate result of over 20 !ears' of practical ex- ,erience, and cures sith unfailing certain y nervous and physi. al debility, seminal weakness, spermator- 'hea, emissions, inn )otency exhausted Yi-
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,. W. Bump,

ArroRSEr AT LAW, 11s FOURTH sTEzsr, TOM stsne, Arizona
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pr. F. Hellor.

SuFosoYAsp PHrncIAS. OFFICE ON FIrT sssst. below Allen, Tombstone, A. I.
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A No,s,au,s Age,

Eve, it is well known, was Is years of age when she was awakened by the side of her husband. Sixteen years old, say ancient writers, and that 80 bold that they mGst have seen Eve's register writ ten upon tho lilies of paradise. Now women, who have nins times out of ten mora curious rabhinical learning than the mean envy of our sex will allow them; women. inheriting the privilege from their first parent, believe that, af- ter certain time, they have just right to let their first sixteen years go for nothing; and so they sink their first six teen with 8 smile, counting with Mother Eve their seventeenth as their first real birthday. And they are right. For it deducts from your women of fye-and- forty all that she cares to lose, giving her fair start with Eve, and pegging her back to full-blown nine and twenty. And indeed it is impossible that aay really charming woman should be day older.
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The following remarks have mostly been said time after time at all our "tony" weddings, and will be said again and again on every such occasion; Here she comes Pretty, isn't she? Who made her dress? Is it Surah silk or sstin2 Is her veil real lace3 She's as white as tSe wall WOndof how much he's worth Did he give her those diamonds7 He's scared to deatol Isn't she the cool piece? That trains horrid shape Isn't her mother dowdy? Aren't the bridesmaids honaslyi That's s handsome rsher Hssn't she Q cute little hand? Wonder what number her gloves They ssy her shoes are fyes. If his hair isn't parted in the middle Wonder what on earth she married him for ! For his money, of oourssl Lsn't be hsndsoms2 Ees as homely as hedgehogi He looks like c;rcus-clownl No, he's like dsneing-master. Good enough for her, anyway. She was always stuck-up thing. She'll be worso than ever, now She tilted Sam Somebody, didn't eheS Nc. he never asked her. hee lelS town, anyway There, the ceremony has begun Isnt he awkwsrdf
 White as his coliar
 Why don't they hurry up? Did sho say she would @obey?" Whst e~-zuips,s fcei Thers, they arc maxr.edi Oossnt she look happyf Pity If shs wouldn't (Tiah 1 was in her rlaceD What handsome couple: She ves always q aweei little thiux. Isv gracefully she walks Dear me whst airs slae puts cni Wouldn't be in her place for farnt I'll bet those ievels were hired Well she's of her fathers hands. at lssti Doesn't she cling tightly to him, though! She has mortgage on him nov. Hope they'll be happy. They say she's awful smart Too smart for him by jugful! There, they arc getting in the carriage! That magiiE cent dress vll be slunshedi Tue way she does lonk at him l bet shs worships him Worship hs hanged she's only makinS be Ievel
 lts kind O n'ce to get maxried isnt;s? NJ, it's a drea,ifui bWo. Wasn't it stupid wedding7 What doHdy dresses IH never so to another I'm just suffocated =. Tired to death. Glad It's oyeri Oh, dsk<i
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W. A. Harwood.
T. !. Drum, ,

NorAHY PUBLIC, CORNER FOURTH AND ERE pnont streets, Tombstone, A. T.
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]. F. HurToH,

AsSoRSET Ay LAW. OFFICE os rIT1E STREET. bssveea Fro~snt and Allen. T0snSssOes, Ars-
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A. O WALLACE,

Jusrscx oy TuK rzAcx pouRTh FaEzT. tAr,s doors below Fremont, Tornbsto0e, A. T.
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J. 6. pARxE,

CIvrf BuaTxKKR AND U. s. MINERAL SURVEYOR Surveying done h all its branches ctfiee, o26 Fremont street, TSmbstcns, ArisenA
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Jas. e. Howard.

dsss of Les Angoles.) ETTo1rRT AT LAW. AT PRKSEET AZ HE or foe of J. " Stump. Tombstone, A T.
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Npiih V. MuRPhv
|. '. slAcKBuRn,

ArFossrz AZ LAW. BOOM 7s. H.o~z's BOTH Tmnhssocs, Ari4ona-
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E. P. voisard.

ArrosrTY AT LAW. OFFICE IN vIcKLR's bxiding, 4a1 Fremont street, Tombstons, A T.
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a.E. ssosrsllCw, n.a
?. '. DOLBY.

oryrcn IN vIox1s suLDrSs, TazAoST serss4, Tombstons, A. T.
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MILLION B. cLAPP.

NOTARY PUBLIC. CONvEYANCER
 ~ AND FIRE INSURANCE AGENTS. Odsos ct Stafford. Hudson 6 Co.'S Bank, Tornbstons, A 1T.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW. WILL rRAcrIoE IS ALL tf.s ssurts of ths Territory Ofioe in Gird's bupding, rooms II snd if, Oerncr of Fourth nad Fremont streets, Tombstone, A. T.
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DESurT sMzaavy AND AND COLLECTOR. orTroz with IA T. Jsnss, office HuschuA Lumber Co, Fourth steee., below Fremont All efheiA bysir.ss p-o.1ptly attended ts. Collections . rpsoisity.
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6. V. AsHExrsLTER,

ArroRNHV AT LAW, CLIFTON, A. '. rsoNrT attention given ts any bssinsss entrusted to my care
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n M sNHE. ". KARL c. V. sPAuLDTSa.
 Earl, Smith G epAulding,

ATTORNEYS AND oouTsELoRs AT LAW. OFFICE in Drakc's block on Pennington street, Tucson, Arizona Territory.
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Remarks at weddings.

The following remarks have mostly been said time after time at all. our "tony" weddings, and will be said again and again on every such occasion;
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sR. R. x. mATTREws,
ErKI. Q. 0.
 VMELvENY ( TRANTuM,

ATTORNEYS AT LAW. ROOMS AND sIRD's bui.ding, corner Fourth and Fremont streets. Tesnlstons, A. T.
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aI. HENDERSON.

PzYsseiAx Arp sussscx. OFFICE. 60 r>s- Aao.s street, Tocnbstsne. Arizona
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John Roman,
Webb Street,

ArrOasEr AT LAW. TUCSON. ARIZONA.
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Thomas Wallace,

MINING BRoxER, REAL ESTATE AGENT AND Convsyanesr. Allen Etreet, Tombstone.
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Charles Ackley,

AssArxx AND NOTARY PUBLIC, ALLEN STREET, Torahstons, A T.
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CIVIL ExeIEEKk AND DEryrI U. s. MINERAL Surveyor, Tolnbetone, A T. Ofios on Ere rrsat street, between Sixth and Seventh
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IhOND, A |. 10 City. l
 WALKER ( RkYkcND,
A ]. FELrEH,

yUvgsor ev TYR rxAcs, NOTARY rvBtIc AND Real Est..s Ageut. 0f5es on Frsnoat street, bctwvsn Tsurth and Fifth, Tombstons. A. T.
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WELLS sPicxR,

ArroaEEI AND couSsEI.oR AT LAW. Ie TIrrH street, Tombstone, CAehise Co, A. T. Also Notary Public; U. S. Commissioner of Deeds for California
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,HK h. MILLER. ,.
 LUCAS | MILLER,

ATTORNEYS AND couEsELORs AT LAW, oSrIcK, rooms and Gird building, corner of Fremont and Fourth, Tombstcne, A T.
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PROFESSIONAL.

Mfssss ENGINEER AND U. 8. DKPUrr hixksAI S-rvevor. Office In San Francisco Jewelry Store, No l9o Allen street, south side, between Yourih and Fifth stres Tombstons, A T.
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ArroRSHY AT LAW, VERMONT STREET, BETWEEN Fourth and Fifth, Tombstone, A. T. Will srty. Conveyaneing and collecting promptly attended to- References given