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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
Mothers. Mothers !! Mothers!!i

Aaeyou disturbed at night and broken Of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying With the
excruciating pain OF cutting teeth If so so at
once and geta bottle of Mrs.. .Winslou's Soothing
Syrup. 1t will relieve the poor little sufferer
acknowledgements upon it; there is no mistake
aboutlt. There is not mother on earth who has
evcrused il. who will not tell you at once that it
will regulate the bowels, aud give rest to the
mother anti relief and health to the child. opera
ting like magic, IT is perfectly safe to use in all
cases, and pleasant to the taste. and is the pre-
scriptlon of one of the Oldest and 0est female
phy scians and nurses In the United States. Sold
everywhere Is cents bottle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
$500 Reward !!

We Will pay the above mentioned reward for
any case OF Liver t0mplsinr. Dysprps;,. Sick
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation or Costive-
ness we can not care with Vests veget: bic
Liver PILLS, when the directions are strictly corn
piled with They ARE purely Vegetable, and
never fail to give satisfaction Sugar coa:e /.
Ltrge boxes, containing 80 Pills, y cents For
sale by all druggists, Beware of coilnierIeits and
mutations The genuine manufactured only by
JOHN q WEST SEQ ..The Pin Makers - n,
ISS w Madison ST. Chicago. Free trial pack,
age sent by mail prepaid on receipt OF - s cent
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Hon. E. H. Funston, representative
from Allen and Anderson counties, in
the State senate, was in the city, Tues
day renewing acquaintance with his
constituents in this city. He did not
inform US what political significance
should be attached to his visit. but
claimed to be just looking around q
little. Mr.. Funston is an able man,
and if, by chance, he should receive the
nomination as one of the congressman
at large, the houOrs could not fall on
worthier shoulders.-GarneH Plain
f2(fller.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
A COUGH COLD on SORE THROAT should

ACOUGH, COLD OR SORE THROAT should
be stopped. Neglect frequently results in an
lNcUnABLE LUNG DISEASE OR CONSUMPTION
BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES do not
disorder the stomach like cough syrups and ball
sans, but act direGtly on the inhamed parts,
give relief in ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, CoUGHs,
CATARRH,. and the THROAT TROUBLES which
SINGERS AND Pubic sPEAKERs are subject to.
For thirty years Browns Bronchial Troches
have been recommended by physicians, aud
have always given perfect satisfaction. Having
beetn ested by wide and constant use for nearly
an entire generation. they have attained we'll.
merited rank among the few staple remedies OF
the age Sold ut Is cents q box every where.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
A Significant Fact.

The cheapest medicine in use il
Thomas Eclectric Oil, because so very
little of it is required to effect a cure
For Group, diphtheria. and diseases OF
the lungs and throat, whether used for
bathing the chest or throat. for taking
internally or inhaling, it is match
less compound. For sale BY Il. B.
Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
The Future Of Kansas.

That Kansas is to have a bright fu-
ture is the prediction of The Ledven-
north Times, which for the weekly
edition you will have to pay Sl.OO a
year. We have made arrangements
to club The LedUenuOrih Weekly
Times with the lola REGISTER for
$3.50 per annum. Send your money to
this Office, and for $3.50 you will get
The Leauenwo'th Weekly Times and
the lola REGISTER for one year. Do
not delay day in taking advantage of
this wonderful offer, for between now
and April Goth, some subscriber to
The Times will receive $3.50 organ.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
1t Heads the List

OF all other preparations or medicines.
In cases of nausea, headaches, dizzi-
ness or irregularities of the system,
Burdock Blood Bitters have no equal.
They never fail in affordine immediate
relief. Price S1.0O. For sale by r. b.
Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
NERVOUS DEBILITY:
L CURE GUARANTEES u.

DIR. f. C.. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
MENr: specific for Hyste-ia, Dizziness, Con-
vu!sions Nervous Headache, Mental Depress ion.
Loss Of Memory, SpernarUrrhtra, Iispo,encv.
Involuntary Emissions. Premature Old Age.
CAUSED by Oyer-eXerflon. self-ahuse, or over-in-
diligence, which leads 10 misery, decay and
death. One box viii cure recent cases. Zach
box contains ore month $ treatment One dollar
abax, or six boxes for five dollars; sent by mail
prepaid on receipt Of price. We guarantee six
boxes to cure any case. With each order receiyed
by us for sin boxes, accompanied with five dollars
we will send the purchaser our written gnarautee
to return the money ii the treatment does not ef-
feet Il cue. Guarantees issued only when the
treatment is ordered direct from us Address
aOHN WEST 4 90: Sole Propr'etors, Isl 4
lSW Madison st: Chicago. Ill. Sold by r. B.
Stevenson, lola. Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

The express companies propose to
compete with the postoflice in the
money business. One of the companies
have commenced issuing. orders pay
able at their offices in all the principal
cities and towns reached by their
lines, the rate being five cents on $40
or less. This is about one-haf the
rates charged by the postOflice.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
A skillful Preparation

Composed of roots, barks, and plants,
tina tact in harmony, aud are pleasant
and effective medicine, constitute
BurdOck Blood Bitters, Of which high
ly cOmmendatory reports are CONSTANT
ly being received. Price 500. For
sale by II. b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
CheWers of Tobacco

You are cautioned against the various
limitations Of the celebrated Gold Rope
Tobacco resembling that brand in
style and name. The name is readily
known by Red Tag with. Gold Rope
Wilson 4 McCallay on each piece.
When you ask for it see that you getit.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
$1,000 Forfeit :!

Having the utmost confidence in its SUPERIORITY
over all others, and after thousands of iest, OF
the nf'stcomi,llr:. eel aud severest case we CT ud
hnd, We feel justified in Offering to forfeit One
Thousand Dollars for any case OF coughs, colds.
sore throat, iniillehza, hoarsencness bronchitis,
cough, and all diseases of the :hroat and lungs,
except Asthma, Tor whirh We Only claim relief,
thar we can't cure with Vests Cough Syrup,
when taken according Ia directions Sample
bottles 2land 80 cents large bottles one ,i.ilar
Genuine wrappers only IN blue. Sold by all
druggists. or sci:t by mail on receipt of srice
ynuN Z; WEST u Co sole proprietors, Isl &
ls3 WI. Madison 81, Chicago, III.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

II is worth remembering that 10
body enjoys the incest surroundings If
i'm bad health. There are miserable
people about to-day with one foot in
the grave. when a bottle of Parker's
Ginger Tonic would do them more
good than all. the doctors and medi-
cines they have ever tried, See adv.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
satisfactory.

Mrs. Wallace, Buffalo, n. Y,
writes: ~ have used Burdock Blood
Bitters for nervous and bilious head
aches, and have recommended them
to my friends; 1 believe them superior
to any other medicine have used, and
can recommend them to anyone re-
quiring a cure for billiousness." Price
s., 90. For sale by II. b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

The color and luster of youth are re-
stored to faded OF gray hair by the use
of Parker's Hair Balsam. a harmless
dressing highly estee med for its per-
fume and purity.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
Notice of Final Settlement

sIAIE OF KANSAS, IS
ALLEN COUNTY. 80.
In Probate Court.
All persons intere te,i in the Estate of James
Mc..o aid, deceased, are hereby n, tiled that
OF Fri 'ay, the 4th dav of ,,r.l, n d 1852
snail ap. ~ to the PrOba.e Cour; of AlleI Codn-
" Tor a fuiI and vi settlement # sa ID Estate
JOHN NJ. MCDONALD, Execut r.
lola, Kan. March II, 1882 4w
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Happy Thought Plug Tobacco il
our finest grade; we guarantee purity
and ask trial.
WILSON & MCCALLAY.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
Notice Of Final Settlement.

All persons interested ip the Estate Of Dan.
lei Horney, deceased. are hereby uotifed that
on the cath day ,f March lSe., shall apply Il,
the Pr t. Court Of Alien COu. ty, for full
and final settlement OF said Estate
NIMROD HANKINS,
ADMINISTRATOR.
Feb g, 1882 Iw
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

California Kidney Tea
Never fails in Kidney and Urinary
troubles. so cents. Look for it at Ste
vensOn's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

Happy Though Plug Tobacco is the
best chew and finest quality made.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
Logs! LOgs!! LOgs!!!

The highest price paid for walnut
logs. Write to the
OTTAWA FURNITURE COMPANY,
Ottawa, Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
California kidney Tea.

Lame Back, Kidney and Urinary trou-
bles, Torpid Liver. Only 50 cents large
package. Buy of Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
California Kidney Tea

For Lame Back and all Kidney trOu-
bles. Fifty cents. Ask to see it, at
Stevenson's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24
Ccmstock Scale,

which recommends itself and sells on sight
Its simplicity, Durability and delicate accuracy
In weighing, together wi h the fact that it cpsts
much less to erect them than any other scale,
needing no pit or wall, but standing upon four
large iron chairs and these upon blocks. make it
a favorite where it is known. 4 written guar
antee for five years accompanies each scale sold
Persons in need Of anything IL our line will
save money by giving US u call before purchas-
our customers both in price and workmanship.
E-Ohice opposite l.. 3. Roach's. at the old
s. A. Brown lumber yard.
lola Pump 4 Scale Go.
rola Eaa Feb 81 ISS5
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-03-24

lola, Kas, Feb. q, 1882.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
The Democrats Illus
trated Almanac
for 1882,
and
HANDBOOK OF GENERAL INF0R.
NATION.

An elegant work of 100 pages, slx6!
inches in size, printed on finely tinted
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State and munich pal; record of past cleo
lions, productions, railroads. geological
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ana, Texas. Arkansas, Tennessee, Mlssls-
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every subscriber of the Daily or Weekly
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Send remittances in registered letter,
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Address all communications and let
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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
THE
TEMES-DgGyiOTRAT
The New Orleans Democrat and New Or
leans Times, Consolidated Deem
Der l, 1851.

A representative newspaper must find
its way into every business establish
ment and to every fireside around which
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gence, Is there any question in the
minds of the people living il The South
western and Gulf States that the TINES
DEMOCRAT is that paper; that it embodies
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qualities that they can reasonably expect
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The enterprise, push and progress of
the New Orleans DENoCRAT during the
past eighteen month have become pro-
verbal. No journal published in the
South has ma !e such progress in the
same period of time. The New Orleans
Times has been for many years recog-
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tn CO intry.
The consolidated issue, THE TINES
DEMOCRAT, will embody the best ele-
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IS waste of time to enumerate the excel
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The Weekly is never less than twelve
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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
CATTLE AND SHEEP

Craze upon our pine lands through
out the year, and seldom are fed in
winter, thus making st. Tammany
the slock-growers' home. Farming
and stock lands can be purchased at
rates varying from 81 to IS per
acre, and Government lands to
actual settlers
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
THE SOIL

is very productive, and admirably
adapted for raising sugar cane, cot
ton, oats, corn. rice, peanuts, etc.
The vine is indigenous. and yearly
bears large harEests of delicious
fruit. Oranges. pears. peach, plums,
ounces, figs and pecans thrive well.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
THE ST. TANMANY FARMER
And the
WEEKLY TIMES-DEMOCRAT,
for nearly the price of one.
The Best and Most Liberal
Offer that can be Made to
the Reading Public.

We will send the ST.. TAMMANY FARMER
and the WEEKLY TIMEs-DEMoCRaT (now
recognized as the best news, commercial
and family paper published south of the
Ohio river) for one year for the sum of
40 IS. The DEMocEAT's Illustrated
Almanac for 1882, and Handbook of
General Information, described above.
will be mailed to each club subscribers
free of charge. postage prepaid. The
club rate applies only to subscribers
arho pry in ddeInce.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
Hack Line!
BY ROBERT BADON.

This old and popular carrier, connect
ing with the Steamer Cdmelia, at Mande-
vile. jacksonville and Old Landing, is
carving the U. S. Mail and thereby IA
hled to distance all opposition. Every
one is treated courteously, and charges
are uniform. and no delay On account of
old horses and other vexation. Travellers
DESTROYS of speed and safety, will look
out for Mr.. Badon.
CONVICTION, Sept. Is, 1877.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-01-07
ST. TAMMANY PARISH.
IT'S LOCATION = HEALTH =
PRODUCTS-MANUFAC-
TURING AND AGRI-
CULTURAL AD-
VANTAGES.
ETC.

ETC.
st. Tammany parish is located
twenty-five miles north of New Or
leans CovingtoI, the county site,
is ten miles further north, in the
interior, and is delightfully."- located
on the Bogue Falia.
IMMIGRANTS,
with a small amount of capital and
a fair supply of industry and perse-
verance, cannot possibly do better
than locate in our parish. The eli
mate is as fine as any in the world.
The winters are generally mild, and
snow rarely falls. Spring opens
early in February. with blossoms
on the peach and ounce trees, and
vegetation comes rapidly forward.
The heat of summer is moderate,
and the unfailing breezes of the
evening refresh man and beast after
the labors of the day.
THE SOIL
is very productive, and admirably
adapted for raising sugar cane, cot
ton, oats, corn. rice, peanuts, etc.
The vine is indigenous. and yearly
bears large harvests of delicious
fruit. Oranges. pears. peach, plums,
ounces, figs and pecans thrive well.
CATTLE AND SHEEP
Craze upon our pine lands through
out the year, and seldom are fed in
winter, thus making st. Tammany
the slock-growers' home. Farming
and stock lands can be purchased at
rates varying from 81 to IS pei
acre, and Government lands to
actual settlers
WATER POWER.
There is an abundance, OF water
power, already improved, inviting
the attention of manufacturers. We
have no doubt a small factory, sucf
as already abound in Alabama ane
Georgia, for the purpose OF con
verting our cotton crop into yarn
would prove a paying investment
FIRE CLAY
l is found in abundance, as well o
CLAWS suitable for pottery ware 0
/ the very finest texture, purely white
: and free from sand or grit. Per
:, sons having a practical knowledg
q of such business would soon realiz
' a fortune in manufacturing ant
shipping such wares to the NeN
> Orleans market.
: MANUFACTURE OF GLASS
Sand suitable for the manufactur
of glass is also abundant all alon
the banks of the Bogue Falia, abov
& the town Of Covington. 1t has bee
practically tested by Pittsbur
manufacturers, and found to cor
l. tain all the necessary properties
produce the finest glassware.
Il 'COVINGTON,
the county site, contains abor
eight hundred inhabitants, and
the best business point in the pa
e ish. commanding much of the trao
al al of both St. Tammany and Washln.
he ton parishes. The mail from Ne
of Orleans arrives three times a wee
% per steamer New Camelia, al
% there is some talk Of building
rs telegraph line. ;,
he At present there is no mill
RS mandatory of any kind in Gown
= ton. Building sites for marufa
turing purposes can be had on Il
most favorable terms, and eve
facility will be offered for INN
grants to this parish.
To all honest and industrious IL
migrants who may wish to settle
st. Tammany, a hearty welcome
extended and protection guarantee
in their respective occupations.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-23

The fact that Germany maintains the
most powerful army on earth at an ex.
pense OF $500 600 a year makes the
expenditure Of S3l, 2S7, 495 On our little
handful Of soldiers in one year seem
absurdly extravagant, but the statistics
are still worse as TO our navy. The esti-
mate for the naval establishment during
the fiscal year is S23, 48l, O78, and that
for the Naval Department 1855, BIG,
making g total Of 500, 500 394. But while
our army is IN efficient, although
meagre body, the navy is almost worth
less. Not that the officers aud seamen,
who together are shout half equal in
number to the army, are got competent,
but the Government is not the po4sessor
Of one respectable ship Of war, although
money enough 10 establish a powerful
war feet has been expended. II tn" era
Of economy has dawned upon Washing
ton, as some intimate, the SO. 1913. SO
proposed for the maintenance Of the
army and navy next year can be reduced
about one-half without injury to the
service.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-23
n Natural Bohemian,

A New York correspondent writing to
the San Francisco Daily Report says: l
am not in 6 position to say much about
Laugtry from personal knowledge, but
none the less l an convinced that not one
half of the vile statements and viler insin-
nations concerning her are founded on
facts. l have this on the statements Of
people who know what they speak Of. She
has been indiscreet, she has been guilty of
foliies which a woman like Mary Ander-
son, Maggie Mitchell or Lolita would not
have been reproached with maiS. que
roulez-uouS! She is more of a natural
Bohemian than they are, she has bsen
brought up in a different atmosphere, has
had TWO sessions of London society, which.
according 70 the admissions of the better
members of it, is as corrnpt as French
society was III Napoleonic days. And after
all her greatest crime is that she has been
intimate with a set of brazen donkeys
instead Of asSociatipg with people Of con-
sequence. Fortunately for herself she
has thus far been able to keep silent to the
reporters OF Boston regarding her troubles.
hut heaven help her when she gets to Chi
cage, CINCINNATI and St. Louis. There
the repol tiers proNi about like highway
men. "Stand and deliver, is thier motto.
and should she fail to talk to them they
viii make 1t hot for her. besides printing
interviews with her any way.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-23

Illinois has a law which makes the
dram.selIer responsible for the effects ot
his drains on the physical and mental
health Of his patrons. Under this stat
ute a man is to some extent relieved
from the great duty Of acting az door
keeper for his own mouth. he pays his
money and swallows his whisky, or other
s~timulant, in the comforting assurance
that if the stuff kills, orazes, or dis
ables him his family can recover from
the saloon-keeper to the extent Of tAeir
loss through the injury inflicted on him.
John NARROW Of Chicago pa~tronjzed a
saloon until his mental faculties were
almost entirely destroyed. His wife,
Jane NARROW, brought suit against the
vendor of the stuff that had proven
more than a match for Johns brain. 1t
was a clear case, and she called for
$1,000, The jury gave her $3.50. We
do not think the law is very sensible 0?
practicable, for it ignores the responsi-
bility Of the drinker; but it is a law. and
such a verdict as this is a palpabIe
evasion.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-23
THE TREASURY BAaANcE.

The New York Herald says: There
has been much comment in quiet out OF
the way corners upon the fact that on
Dee. / the United States Treasurer had
gorged himself, as it were, with assets to
the amount Of nearly four hundred mil
lion dollars. It must have suggested it.
self to the most inexperienced Of
Congressman that this was very wrong
How much could be done with this sum
toward developing this great and glori-
Gus country if it were only Inappropriate
Ell" somewhere, for something-or some
body. Could not almost every river ard
harbor in the c~ountry-say, in every
closely contested district-be bailed out
or filled up or banked IN or something or
other, it does not matter much what,
with four hundred million dollars? Why
should such a dangerously large balance
lie idle while the airy imagination of a
Congressman can show his constituents
what TO do with it: The balance IS
large, no doubt. but a wise Providence
has protected so much of it from impend-
ing attack that on close examination it
will be discovered that the funds really
available for Congressional destruction
amount to only about one hundred and
fifty million dollars. Even this ~beggarly
sum is not perhaps, beneath the notice
of an eager Congress, but let US hone
that it will be specify put to the rednc.
tion Of the public debt and that needed
legislation will make the Government SO
poor that Congress must needs be honest.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-23

The New York Financial and Mining
News thus condenses a volume of truth
into a single paragraphs: 1T is not at
all likely that there viii be any perma-
nent improvement in the mining market
until some new and really meritorious
stocks are listed, and it is not at all
likely that anybody will lias new aud
meritorious stocks untjl tha @porsounei
and the management OF the mining
boards improve. Here is tia whole stu
alton in a nut she'll"