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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

There may not be a panic in this
country for two or three years to
come, but the man who bets on a
horse race without having first post
ed himself on which animal ia 10 be
allowed to win will help contribute
to hard times.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

The New York Observer saws It ia
a serious question whether the ring.
ing OF church bells should not be pro.
hibited by law. There is no more
sense i'll having a bell Oh a church
than one OH a theater..
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

Atlanta papers lave already been
called upon-tO return thanks for wa
termclons laid upon the editorial
table.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

One reason why q tame alligator
at Savannah is let alone is because of
a sign reading: Idiots will please
9 ir him up"
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

A Kansas paper ol'se, YES that the
time has gone by in that state when
the religious dodge will shorten a
convici's sentence. No man can be
too good in prison.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

Mary Clemmer says that only one
g'ri IN D a be happy as a clergy
mans wife: She tried il, and she
didn't get to see a circus for eleven
NEHrS
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03
OF Row..
E4Rai s,..s. stL-r

TNIlE Undersigned. cNcC'i"I nl ist LAST -
l. will and testament Of ,l"-gr l.airFr..
deceased, now offers Icr sale 'H' n.|.H
farm Ofsaid deceased, sIiuif.G IN Jruru- 49,
ton Valley, two miles south pI Ia.sUipU tls..
office. On the line ct The urw rN'.u .yu ut .E.
q. u A. L. X. said iarir contains 90 I.,.ru col ',a
Hand, IL" acr"s under fence. balance f.u...
There is on the pace a good rrs'rHncn. .',. "
barns, apple orchard, pc cLrs, us,!a. -.. ....
good water, both in wells rHu ,r.rE r-t.
TERMS:-Dnc-thiri cash, unc-tltT'. u .H"
months, and remaining iiIri IN rU.
For price, amt any other paTti"lIiars, .EF. ,
". GREASY. GA,.u.r
maYllt GreenIon, Lafayette go. u
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

A yonng lady III Cleveland walked
through the streets on Sunday carry
ing u tish-pole on her shoulder, and
she didn't turn out for church.goers,
either.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

Ii Jennie Cramrr had been taken
by the a and walked home, the NAL
leys might now b, OH trial for steal.
in sheep instead Of taking her life.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

When a Schoharie, New York, maj
iourd ! lInself upon his dying bed he
Kicked his doctor hard enough to
break three ribs. The doctor will
charge it in the bill, of course,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

One county in Missouri has 1000
acres in watermelons this year. Yum !
yuml
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

Syracuse shoots its grave.rsbbers
plump through the head.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

French women have seven grades
OF mourning. The seventh, which is
for second cousins, also for
Tails and parties. 1t Is a happy CON-
binatiOn.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03
Lexington Market.

In this report the wholesale prices are given in
lett hand column, and retail prices in right hand
column. In country produce, the figures on the
left denote what the merchants are paying, and
ON the right the prices at which they sell.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

A Brooklyn detective suys that al
least three out of every five wone,
III that city consult fOrtune.trliers
three or four times a year. The othc,
two-tifths 90 it blind.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

Postmasters taking subscriptions are sathor. {
their trouble
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-06-03

They respectfully ask the attention OF all to IL
articles ofthcir M manufacture plc,iging thcmsalv.
to sell ascheap HI such articles can he bought foI
u r WINEIER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-05-07
The FLIGHT of the Cells.

The hurry OF thei- fight may be
gathered from the relics their cave
life has left behind it. There vas
clearly little time to do more than to
drive of the cattle, the swine. the
goats, whose bones lie scattered round
the earth fire at the meath of the
cave, where they served the W!etched
fugitives for food. The women must
have buckled hastily their brooches
of bronze or psrti-colored enamel,
the peculiar workmanship of Celtic
Britain, and snatched up few house,
hold implements az they hurried
away. The men, no doubt, girded on
the swords whose dainty sword hits
of ivory and bronze still Eemain to
tell the tale OF their doom, and bid
ing in their breasts what money TIE
house contained, from coins of Trsjan
to the wrethed "minips" that told OF
the empires decay, mounted their
horses to protect their flight. At
nightfall all croaching beneath the
dripping roof CT the cave, or round
the fire that was blazing at its mouth,
and long suffering began il which
the fugisives lost year By year the
memory of the civilization from
which they came. a few charred
bones show how hunger drove them
to slsy their horses for food; Redeemed
pebbles mark the hour when the new
vessels they wrought were too weak
to stand the fire, and their meal was
cooked By dropping heated stones
into tie pot. a time seems 70 have
come when their very spindles were
exhausted, and the Wsmen who wove
in that dark retreat made spindle
Whorls as they could from bones that
lay about them. TIE Making Of Eng.
land Green.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-05-07
THE ARYAN INVASION. OF
EUROPE.
BY JOHN FIsKE

In very recent unexpectedly
not more than twenty centuries be-
fore ghriat-Europe was invaded by
new race OF men, coming from
central Asis. These were the Aryans,
a RAGS tell and massive 10 stature the
men averaging at least 5 feet s inches
and the women 3 feet 8 inchesl, with
'brachyoephalic" or round and
broad skulls, with powerful jaws and
prominent eyebrows, with taces
rather square or angular than oval.
with fair, rudy compilations and
blue eyes, and red or faxen haiE. OF
these, the earliest that came may
perhaps have been the Latin tribes,
with the Dorisns and Ionians; but
the first that made their way through
western Europe to the shores OF the
Atlantic were the Gael, or true Kelts.
After these came the Kymry; then
the Teutons; and fnally-in very re-
cent times, near the beginning OF the
Christian ers-tbe Slavs. These Ar
yam invaders were further advanced
in civilization than the Iberians, who
had so long inhabited Europe. They
understood the arts which the latter
understood, and, besides all this. they
had learned how to work metals; and
their invasion of Europe marks the
beginning ofWhat oh@ologists call
the Bronze Age, when tools and
weapons were no longer made of pol
ished stones. but were wrought from
an alloy OF copper and tin. The
great blonde Aryans everywhere
overCame the small brunette Iberians,
but, instead oione race exterminating
or expelling the other, the two races
everywhere became eommingled in
various proportions. In Greece,
southern Italy, Spain, and southern
France, where the Iberisna were
most numerous as compared with the
Aryan invaders, the people are still
mainly small in stature and dark IN
complexion. In Russia and Scandi
naVis, where there were very few
I6erians, the people show the purity
OF their Aryan descent in their fair
som plexiou and large stature. While
in northern Italy and northern
France, in Germany and the British
the Iberisn and Aryan stat
ures and compilations are inter.
mingled in endless Variety.-Aay 1t
7antic
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-05-07
An Attractive REGION.

The northern zone of the south
embracing Maryland, Virginia
North Carolina, Kentucky. and
Tennessee, with the northern por'
tons of Georgia. Alabama, and
Arkansas, is a region Of vast extent,
and has great interest fer northern
people accustomed to farming who
may desire to emigrate to a country
suited to this industry. There is
much excellent land here, with soils
adapted to the cultivation OF most oil
the important farm products of the
region lying between New York and
Pennsylvania on the east and Iowa
and Kansas on the west, as we'll az to
those of the south. The climate. is
favorable, L2i being so different from
that of the states north OF it as to
cause Immigrants from them. any
considerable Inconvenience or dis
comfort. In the billy portions of this
zone there is Geld enough for north.
ern people, while the miIdness of the
winter and its brief duration render
farming and stock-rsising more
profitable than they are farther
north, as the shelter and feeding OF
domestic animals require compare
lively small expenditure. The sum
mers are of course much longer than
in New York or Iowa, but the neat
is not usually so great as it ia in New
Hampshire. With proper attention
to sanitary conditions and require
ments, this is a very healthy region,
the proportion of mRlsrious diseases
for the uplands being less than in
some of tie finest portions of New
England. There is much beautiful
country, with pleasant scenery. In
northern Alabama l observed a close
resemblance to the appearance of the
hill regions of southern and central
New Hampshire.
By attention to the selection OF
seed of the most suitable varieties.
and to methods OF cultivatio some
OF the vegetable products of regions
farther north, which are supposed to
be unsnited to the soath, can probs.
bly, be made profitable throughout
the zone now under consideration.
Such scclimstion of escnlents from
ether portions of the country would
be a great benefit, and is especially
desirablel for immigrants from the
north, who are apt to be impressed
by the lack of variety in the bill of
fare at the tables of the planters as
we'll as at southern hotels. But
many vegetables and fruits which be-
long TO the south are rarely found on
the table, or are in use but tor a 7ery
brief portion Of the year, simply bs
cause people no not care to take the
pains to produce them. "It's too
much trouble to raise 'em," is the
usual answer. when l inquire about
them. Little attention Is given to
gardening on most southern planta
tons. Ii Is regarded as a trivial en-
ployment for the time and labor OF
men; entirely unimportant in com.
parlson with "the CROP" which ie
usually cotton, tobacco, sugar, or
rice. I'VE Ike q few messes of green
things Ia Che spring. the people
say, "Dus for GUNNER work We need
something more substantial. Give
Us the oid stsnd-bys." These are
commonly bread. bacon, and greens, |
as the ordinary iare fer iaherers-l
Nay atlantic.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-05-07

AESLLE'S MONTRLrEs, when
Jound, MAKE neat little volume.
Ehe dEKALD Blndery does work IL
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
The Pelon Doc,
[Siftings Natural History of Texas

[Siftings Natural History of Texas.l
The MexicaDs call him pelon, the
Americans speak of him as the no-hair
dog, while the stranger from the north
who sees him for the first time calls him
cast-iron dog, for that is what he looks
like at first glance. Although not par
ticularly intelligent, the no-hair dog
is susceptible of a high polish, for
his hairless hide shines in the sun as if
its hair had been recently touched up
with stove-polish. His body is about
the size and somewhat of the shape of a
watermelon, that is, of one Of the small
watermelons that are about the size of q
pelon dog. He differs, however, from
the melon in that his tail is adorned with
tuft of blonde hair, which is never the
case with the watermelon. He wears a
tuft of hair-another tuft, of course, not
the same one at all-on his head, which
gives him very striking appearance.
The pelon dog is found in Austin, San
and in tamales, the latter being Mexi-
can dish, the ingredients of which are
as uncertain as those of hash.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
THE GLEN'S RETREAT.

Far down the glen, where shadow reigns
And lonely springs 10 secret weep,
Where round the streamlet's rillet-voins
The golden moses creep.
Where, 'mong the lchened stones asleep,
The lingering waters love to stray
There gladness waits, in ferny deep,
To VOC us down from day.
On upper earth the morning sun
May spread his JOY DER holm and hill,
And while the noon's fleet shadows run,
Bright thoughts our breasts may fill;
But ere the evening dews distin
Their freshness DER the dusty way,
The spirit shrinks, like summer riI,
Beneath the blaze of day.
And though the lark salute the morn
From daisied slope and sunny lea,
And though the valley, rich with corn,
In glory ripple free.
Though woods with sunlight clothed may be,
Where gariRh CLEANS the distant brae,
What bring their brilliant joys to thee,
Who'rt crushed with tolls of day?
But down the glen 'mong growing things,
Where ne'cr sunbeam breaks the spell,
Where Natures fondest whisperings
The listless ear compel,
The springs of thought, with welcome swell,
Will round the heart their rapture spray,
And faiths resistless transports dwell
Where dwelt the doubts of day.
All, yonder, while the dew-drop clings
Forever to the lichen's breast
While every breeze fresh Odor brings
And all things speak of rest,
While dreams relieve the mind opprest
And chase the care-clouds all away
All, there, if aught, on earth be blest,
IT'S surely blest to stay. Good Words.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
George Francis Trains Trick.

Several years ago, when George Fran
CHS Train was in Australia, the captain
OF an ocean steamship was fined $50, 900
in court for ejecting, on his latest voy-
age, SIX male passengers from the ladies'
parlor of the steamship, whose rules
forbade their entering that apartment.
He had no such sum of money, couldn' t
raise it, could not appeal, and the delay
in sailing would ruin him. Train, who
was a spectator, stepped forward and
got permission of the court to advise the
captain in private. After the lapse of
half an hour lie returned, and was about
to address the court, when one of the
magistrates asked where the captain
was. ct don't KNOW" said Train. 81
left him outside. He is no client of
mine" Search was made, and line of
black smoke in the ofing showed that
the captain was off for England.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
Daniel Webster's Faith.

On the evening of his death, Daniel
Webster used the following language,
which was taken down without his
knowledge:
"That there is God all must ac-
knowledge. [ see Him in all these
wondrous works. Himself, how won
drous
"The great mystery il Jesus Christ
the Gospel. What would be the coDdi-
ton of any Of us if we had not the hope
of immortality What ground is there
to rest upon but the Gospel? To
the Jews there were intimations-
Observation-Disclosures. But, but, thank
God, the Gospel of Jesus Christ brought
life and Immortality to lght-rescued
it-brought it to tight. And now,
unto God the Father, Son and Holy
Ghost, be praise forever, and forever
Peace on earth and good will to men,
that is the happiness, and essence
good 1CiW toward men,"
And here is his epitaph dictated by
himself
Lord, believe; help Thou
mine unbelief
Philosophical
argument, especially
that drawn from the vastness of the
Universe, in comparison with the appar-
ent insignifcance of this globe, has sometimes
shaken my reason for the faith which is in me,
but my heart has always assured and treasured
me, that the Gospel of Jesus Christ must be Di-
vine Reality. The Sermon on the Mount
not be merely human production. This
belief enters into the very depths Of
my conscience. The whole
history of man
it -
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
Almost Discoura.ed!

Such expressions are very common among
those afflicted with Cough or Cold. They
have called on the doctor, and he has pre-
scribed They have used nearly everything
which has been recommended, but are no bet
ter. Hope abandons them, and they look with
distrust upon all medicines. But there is an
old family remedy advertised in this paper
which possesses true merit. Aliens Lung
Balsam will cure your Cough or Cold. Try it,
and you viii receive new hore and a perfect
cure. 1t is pleasant to take and perfectly harm
less The city druggists all sell it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

The WEEKLY WISCONSIN, Milwaukee, is pub
fishing original stories, sketches, poetry and
letters every week. It's contents are original
and from the best authors of the day. We
have noticed the names of the following writer's
often Of Late: Miss Carlotta Perry, Mrs. Emily
81. Leland, Miss Ella Wheeler, Mrs. l.. E. Allen,
Mrs. G. E. Gibson, Miss Stella @. Aikens, Mrs.
G.. S. Wells. Mr.. Marvin W. Pond, Mr.. Eben E..
Rexford, Mr.. W. Haughton, and many others,
COEgIN
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

Oh. WINoHELLs Teething Syrup had never
failed to give immediate relief when used in
cases of Summer Complaint, Cholera-infantum,
or pains in the stomach. Mothers, when your
little darings are suffering from these or kim
dred causes, do not hesitate to give it trial.
You will surely be pleased with the charming eff
fects. Be sure to buy DR.. Winchells Teething
Syrup. Sold by all druggists. Only rs cents
per bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

MENsMAN's Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nettrti-
Gus properties. 1t contains blood-making, force
valuable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration and all forms of general debility
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration,
overwork or acute disease, particularly If re-
sulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell,
Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by
druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
ON Thirty DAVIS, Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send their Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Elec-
trio Appliances on trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted with Nervous Debility. Lost
Vitality, and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration of vigor and manhood.
Address as above without delay.
p. $40 risk is incurred, as 80 days trial is
allowed
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

bipeds. The crab being covered with hard, i'm
penetrable SHE'LL it is not easy to modest or make
him afraid; therefore he wages war in his Watery
world increasingly when once attacked. Although
tiny he cannot be said to be devoid OF understand
ing having ten legs to assist his locOmotiOn this,
however, avails him little, for, when conquered,
he never turns his back to his enemy, starting
into bold run, but, like many politicians during
election time, slips of sideways. There comes
time in the life of this pUgnaciOus fellow when the
years bring him more bone and muscle than he
can dispose of with comfort, and he finds him
self in a very tight place; his shoes pinch him
and he begins to realize the practcability of ap-
plying to Dame Nature for more room or a house
in proportion to his increasing size. Nature
slowly responds to the call; but in her own good
time provides new home, so that the enter
prising little creature does not wander about
homeless, but is provided for suitably, was the
old sailor, who dropped his rheumatism and
crabbedness when he applied the Great German
Remedy, ST. JACOBS OH. This last, however,
may sound rather fishy to the skeptical reader,
and to such we would reply in language too plain
to be misunderstood-n words illustrating facts
that even the waves of time cannot wash away
or scaly epithets affect ST. JACOBS OIL to-day
has rendered the lives and homes of myrads of
sufferers brighter than ever the electric light can,
which people pause to admire along the way. Still
more happily served than the old sailor was an
inT>lid, who wrote thus concerning his case:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

A LABoRER who had both legs broken
and was permanently disabled by an ele-
vator at Mrs. A. t. Stewards storehouse
in Garden City, Long Island, sued her
for $4,000 and got $4,000 damages
He is probably sorry now he didn't sue
her for 800, 900.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

plaster, box of ground mustard and
some ready-made mustard plasters. Al
ways strike light when you go TO set
any of these in the dark, and be sure
you have the right one.
An observance of these suggestions
will paw well for the trouble.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

"TCoLoNED, said a man who wanted
to make out geological tree, Colonel;
low can [ become thoroughly acquainted
with my family history?" "Simply by
running for congress" answered the
0o1cool
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

ONE Remedy for One Dollar-there is but
one way to cure badness, and that is by using
Carboline, q deodorized extract of petroleum,
the natural petroleum hair remover. It will
positively do the work, and it is the only
article that will
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

PINK Grape ball dresses garnished with
ruf1es and coquilles of cream white lace
and clusters of crushed roses and foliage
are exquisitely beautiful.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

JAMES MORGAN, East Water Street,
Milwaukee, has the largest and most
beautiful stock of Embroideries, Ladies'
Muslin Skirts, Night Gowns, Drawers,
etc., in the Northwest.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
Throw Physic 10 the Dogs, Ell None
if.9s

We do not feel ike blaming Macbeth for this
expression of disgust. Even nowadays most
of the cathartlcs are great repulsive pills,
enough to turn ones stomach" Had Mac
beth ever taken DIR. Pierce's "Purgative Pei
lets he would not have uttered those words of
contempt. BY druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

No patent required to catch the rheu-
matism. A cold and inattention to it,
and you have 1.-THE rheumatism. We
cure ours with st. Jacobs Oil. Chicago
Inter- Ocean,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08
NORTH UNION "SHAKERs,"

CLEVELAND, O., Feb. 70, 1880.
II. II. Warner & Co.: FRIENDs-I take
pleasure in saying that Lave used your cele-
brated Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, and that it
cured me of Bright's Disease after was given
up to die and all other remedies had failed.
JAMES S. PRESCOTT.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

The governor of Tennessee has issued
a proclamation, urging immediate vac
cination of all the unvaccinated people
of the state.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

"MAKE Somebody Glad" urges re-
cent poem. Hundreds of young men
can comply with this request by simply
bidding her goodnight two or three
hours earlier Oh Sunday nights. -Norris-
tom Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-02-08

For Headache, Constipation, Liver Com
plant and all bilious arrangements of the
blood, there is no remedy as sure and safe as
Eilert's Daylight Liver Pills. They stand un-
rivalled in removing bile. toning the stomach
and in giving healthy acton to the liver. Sold
by all druggists.