Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-11-29
SOCIETY CHIT-CHAT.

bongtry Is the way Mrs Bangfry
prOnOunces it,
SLOWER time for round dances is the
dlctum i'll st. Louis.
BosToNIANs throw beans instead of rice
after the departing carriage Of bride.
IHE profit on a fashionable New York
bonnet is from 81 to SAL.
WHY Is young man like kernel of
corn = asked young lady. Because,
SAID another, "he tUrnd white when he.
pops"
THREE sisters in Butler, Kentucky,
named Phillips, were recently married at
the same alter, in presence of one hun
dred guests.
1T was Cincinnati young lady who.
when she was presented with a pair Of
opera glasses, asked how in the world
she was to keep them on.
The women of the land are once more
divided into two classes those vino
have sealskln sacques and those who
have nOt.-BOstO1e Globe.
A BALTIMORE paper does not believe
that young lady of refinement is called
upon to take an Introduction to gentle
man wearing paper collar.
HEARD in a parlor: "Have you quite.
recovered from your summer in the.
country p almost. I still have Oc-
cas1onal touches Of ague. but am very
much better.
The daughter of Texas cattle King
has just returned from Paris, where. SIZE
says, she walked through the Tooratoor
ais and visited shottoe, where she saw
the statutes of Physic and Catharine De
Medical.
SHE wouldn't stand to have a tooth
pulled for one million two hundred
thousand dollars, she said, and yet she
walked all day IL tiny boots two sizes
too small for her and thought nothing
OF it; but then nobody saw that tooth,
and several saw the boots.
A PROMINENT hosiery man is quoted
by the Constitution as saying: IS At
lanta women have the biggest feet I
have ever tried to eDcase in silk, isle or
balbriggan. Why, I have had some of
them to go all through the stock, and
protesting not to be suited, inquire for
stockings for their husbands, and under
the pretense of laying in a surprise for
the good man, really measure their own
supplies
4" DoCToR," said lsping fashionable
belle, who had graduated at a boarding
school, to a gentleman who had been in
troduced to her at an evening party
" Doctor, which do you prefer, tholidity
of intellect or brilliantly? Ihum adj
mire tholidity; but ath for me, ath
Shakespeare thayth in his Bride of
Abydoth.' I prefer tholidity and bril-
lianthy combined" The doctor sank
into the nearest chair exhausted
AN Indiana girl, deciding to change
her manner Of life from good to bad. de-
sired that all who knew her might believe
her dead, while she came east under an
assumed name. She wrote letter say
ing that she was about to commit suicide
by drowning III the Ohio River. Then
she left some of her clothes on the bank,
and made her escape in the night. But
railroad conductor recognized her,
yelled and muffied though she was. and
her scheme, therefore, did not deceive,
though all search has failed to find her.
THoUGHTLEss people who imagine
that g1rlhOod is free from the cares and
anxiety of mature years will be sur
prised to know that the spring time of
existence also complains Of its trials and
petty miseries. 6" My sister Is called
more jolly and good natured than L"
said sweet sixteen to her friend, "but
then she has none of my troubles. Her
hair curls naturally and is never out of
crimp in the worst fog imaginable, and
when exposed to the sun she burns a
fashionable terra-cotta color, of tender
shade, with little or no red In it !"