Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-10
fORLAD les ONLY.
A Csiumn Exclusively for the Gen.
tier Sex.
IL Which Ri#AIways Be Found the Latest
News Concerning Tkes-Sayings
aht pOings Of Leading
Females. ...e.. g..
HOUSEHOLD NOTES AND GOSSIP.

The wraps adopted by young American
girls abroad are of masculine cut and tailor
fnfsh.
According to an ESglish writer, lady,
dinner party, to be precisely correct,
should be made up Of five ladies and seven
gentlemen.
Eyes he said, I'll lave the plum Ser
come upto the house to-day. Not that
there's any trouble witTFthe drainage, but
our cook is sort of disconnected and we
don't want her to leave, and maybe being
courted fer four hours VIII make her less
restless.
A young,man of Maryland committed
suicide because he was too poor TO marry.
This is an isolated case. The poor young
man generally marrieS, and il his wife
doesn't commit suicide a year or two after
ward It is no. Because she hasn't sufficient
provOcation.
city belle " Newport Won wager that
she could milk COW the first time trying.
Perhaps the cor was too considsTate to dis
appoint lady. II a man had tried 1t he
would have got belt in the jaw from her
bard old tail that wouldlhaye loosened four
teeth for him.
1t never pays for two young men TO fight
about girl. Nine girls out of ten invar-
whipped. while the victor always, finds
that no other girl wants fellow who has
made such fool OF himself ovsr that
"horrid Miss -
Il put secret kiss under the postage
stamp for my darling" wrote Cincinnati
man 10 his girl. She deity removed the
stamp by steam, but found no kiss, only
some remnants of plug of tobacco ard a
strong odor of beer. they are not married
vet and not likely to be-.
In England there has been formed So
ciety Of young men whose object is the
prevention of disagreement of the Tensile
form by stays and fashionable attire.
Those young fellows had better 80 slow.
They may get themselves in trouble If they
try to take the corset off girl.
A Brooklyn boy wrote composition on
the subject of the Quakers, whom he de.
scribed as sect who never quarreled, never
got into fight, never elawed each other,
and never jawed back. The production con-
tanned postscript in these words: PAS
O Quaker, but ma isn't
Some men have tact Said the bridegroom
who didn't wish either to offend his bride
or die of internal disturbance: my dear,
this bread looks delicious; but it is the first
Won have ever made. l cannot think Of
eating it, but will preserve ii to show TO our
children in after year, as a sample Of their
mothers skill and dizziness.
A woman in France slept sevcnty-three
DAYS in one inning, and when she awoke
and learned that her husband had been
taking his meals at restaurant during all
this time, instead of getting out OF bed at
daylight and going to the market, she was
so mad that she declared she wouldn't go TO
sleep again as long as she lived.
The Empress of Austria lately asked
whether a visit from her would be we'll re.
ceived by the Pope during her journey in.
cognita through Italy. The Pope requested
the NunCio at Vienna to ascertain If the
visit had any political scope, or was sim
pie act of devotion. ii the latter, a cordial
affirmative reply was to be given.
She said she wanted ticket to Wyan-
dotte and return, and the pale, gentlemanly
agent, with the black mustache, asked as
he took up the pasteboards, "Single?" ut
amt any of your business As | know" she
responded tartly 81 might have been
married dozen of times IL I'd felt like
providin for some poor, shiftless wreck of a
man. He doesn't ask ladies if they want
"single" tickets any more. He's afraid to.
Mrs. Browr"I Itothor of the l"te rte.
mus Ward" is a fine looking old lady Of
some 20 years, and possesses charming con-
q
cottage, in Waterford, Me-, where she en-
Joys the calls of her numerous friends, to
whom she exhibits a collection OF auto
graphs of hundreds of persons from all of
the States, and also many foreign lands,
who have at some time been her guests.
A young farmer who had been reading a
book which stated that woman is the sun
day of man. thought he would cOmpli-
ment and please his wife by shouting to
her one morning: Daisy, you are my
Sunday" Daisy glared at him as though
she imagined he was daft, and then quietly
said Dan, you may rest until you buy
me bonnet that's fit to wear to church
Dan now keeps his quotations to himself,
but he was compelled to get the headgcar
Lulu Yelling, the popular young pianist,
is one of the musical prodigies OF the
age. She was born in Pottsville, Septem-
Der 10, 1858, and from her earliest youth
evinced great love for music, and took her
first lesson on the piano at the age Of five.
In 1873 she made her first appearance as q
with praises. Her repertoire includes the
music of Bach, Mozart, Mendelssohn, Thai.
berg, Tautert, Scarlotta and other we'll
known composers, all Of which she plays
without notes.
Mrs Sarah Ray, washerwoman of Lead
vile, who has made fortune of 81 100000
has had an eventful life. She was the first
white woman who ever dared to set
her foot in Lcadville, and rs such helped
10 found the city. She dug in the mines,
secured the plains as a scout and, last, but
not least, took in washing from the Lead
vile miners, and to-day has snug little
fortune that pays her an income OF S3pWJ
a year. She is now Il woman of about 80.
weighing some 40 pounds, and is rugged
and spry. She has daughter that she is
educating in the East, who is handsome
and lady-hke girl of 49,
Alexandras daughters, the three young
Princesses Louise, Victoria and Maud, diff
fer as greatly in character rs in physiog-
nomy. The eldest, Louise, has the fine
features and the grace Of her mother; she is
gentle, gay and afIable, in short, the Parl.
sienne Of the three. Victoria, the second
daughter, is the image of her father; she Is
proud, rather reserved and attaches her
self little to people; she unites TO a
| thorough consciousness of her own dignity
a generous heart, easily moved; her int j.
leCt, which is greatly developed, only
renders her the more engaging. The
youngest sister, Princess Maud, can still be
called baby; she is about 10 years OF age,
| and in appearance bears a great Likeness TO
y
hearted, and at times even little serious.
Mr.. Ashmead Bartlett was not the first
! love of Lady Burdett-Coutts. When about
81 years OF age she was deeply in love with
| ths tenor Mario, whom she followed to this
country and always attended every per-
Romance at which he sang, occupying a
stsge box entirely TO herself, and causing
much surmising as to who and what this
| pliinly attired woman was who sat through.
GU. the entire opera with wrapt express
sim on her face IS il she we're fairly en-
chInted by the tones Of the heavenly tenor.
When the performance was over and Mario
ne,red the stage box in response u the
cal, She would bend on him look full OF
admiration and then glide away to her car
rige.
lean Ingelow, when at home, resides st
Knsington. near London. Her home and
tn, surroundings are delightful. and on her
reception days her drswing-room Is throng'
ed The guests, upon entering the house,
are shown into q large, cheerful room on
the left Of the hall, where, in q broad win
dow, the usual afternoon tea was spread.
After partaking OF their tea standing. they
| rerair IN the drawinp-r0nm on the opposite