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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
Tha Yellow Cart Or.xa.

The fashionable girl now distinguish.
es herself, says a New York letter, by
wearing q yellow cart. 1t might be
more correct to say the yellow cart
wears the fashionable girl, or that they
wear each other. Anyhow she may
be seen in great numbers in Central
park, riding in a two-wheeled vehicle in
considerable bodily anguish. The cart
is clumsy little box hung very low be-
tween wheels and usually attached to q
horse of ungainly gait. Every step of
the brute hoists and dips the box fore
and aft, like boat in = chopping sea.
His slightest movement is felt by the
girl. His regular strides make her con-
sonant}y sway forward and back; when
he switches off fly with his tail she is
thrown nearly off her balance; when he
sneezes she is put into lively commo-
ton; when he SHES or stumbles she has
to employ the skill of a circus rider to
save herself from being thrown over
board. The four-wheeled vehicles form
erlv used were comfortable But what
OF that? Fashion says we must use two
wheels only; aud I suppose if fashion
ordered US to ride on bicycle hitched to
a horses tail we'd try to do it. am
bound to say that, under the exasperat-
ing circumstances, most girls are able
to do very we'll with cart.
A man in cart regarded as an OBJ
ject Of pity. He was usually ashamed
of his position to begin with, and show
ed it in his sheepish manner. He was
ninety-nine cases out of hundred UNI
able to adapt himself to the jerks of the
vehicle, but tried to sit bolt upright, and
failed miserably. Besides, he felt that
he was an object of ridicule, along with
the absurd style in which his fair COM
paniOn handled the reins. She held her
arms outstretched, of course, as though
her horse was going at 2:17 instead Of
1889, and was constantly jerking at the
bits to keep the animal up to his labor
ious trot. When you see a woman un.
dertake to throw ball you have her at
her very worst; but, with that exception,
she is unsurpassably bad at driving q
horse. 1t is q great compliment to my
sex, therefore, when I affirm that most
Of the women in the carts were be.
witching amid all their difficulties.
Part Of this effect was no doubt due to
the toilets. Fashion this year permits
the wearing while driving in the park
Of such gay costumes as have heretofore
been restricted to houses, lawns, and
verandas.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
O1oth IF Tin

A French chemist is,said to have in
vented process by which fabrics can
be permeated by solution of tin. The
method is described as follows: He first
makes q mixture of zinc powder and
dissolved albumen. which he spreads
over the fabric by means of brush,
leaving it to dry, when the stuff is pass
ed first through superheated steam and
afterward through q solution Of chloride
of tin. BY this means an exceedingly
thin layer Of tin is spread over the whole
side of the fabric, which is thus render
ed water proof and protected against or
binary rough usage. The utility of the
invention is not quite apparent, for
probably few people would care to don
garments IN which they would bear .
very close resemblance to animated tin
kettles and tea-pots, though in-the prep
aration of theatrical dresses, and even
the bright trimmings in which the fe-
male heart delights, the invention might
find limited application.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
A, r, Stewards Charity Failure.

Mr.. Stewart was = very gifted sil. D.
keeper, whose rare talent in single
line gave him both fame and wealth.
But he knew as little of charity as he
cared for it; and when he came, at the
close of his life, to attempt something
in that direction, he Numbered with q
facility and self-confidence which ought
to be enduringly instructive. 1t had
been urged upon him that he owed
something to the working girls who had
done so much to build up his fortune;
and so, tardily and ignorantly, he set
about scheme in their behalf. He
built huge structure, capable of hous-
ing LOCO people. Every feature of his
structure, in view of the purpose for
which it was designed, was a glaring
incongruity, and then, when he had
completed it, condescended to ask the
counsel Of experts as to carrying his
scheme into practical execution. He
was informed by those whose counsel
he ought long before to have sought
that the very character of his building
prohibited it from being useful. He
was shown that to assemble 1000 young
women under one roof in a working
woman's house WAS to necessitate one
of two things; either police so vigil
liant and SO intrusive as to be- to any de-
cent girl intolerable, or else laxity so
provocative of evil as almost to guaran-
tee it. He was shown that he ought to
have built series of small houses, each
with matron or housekeeper of its
own, and each to contain dozen girls
at most, where the surveillance could
have been constant without being Oh.
structive, and where something like do
mesticity would have made home in
name home in fact. But Mr.. Stewart
believed supremacy in Mr.. Stewart.
Successful men generally believe in
themselves. He showed this in his arch
itecture, which was hideous, where it
might as easily have been graceful and
pleasing. He showed it in his, charita-
BILE plans, to which he gave but little
thought, and in which he chose to be
sufficient to himself. And 50 his great
wealth has resulted in no service to his
fellow-townspeople and scanty honor to
his memory. It is a story which may
profitably be read by other rich men,
The Century.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
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inc ia IN tha fat n.asens 81, .tt.,n,et -
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neiphbor 81 Nine, Woe hnshsn ., 81 -.
loneed to more LODGES and , .oc;at;aa I'D
fraternities And leac,nea and nr.lare a ~
unions and clnha ana r;tos .nS to.ras
and things than the , two 's ~ them t c"n11
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nsei to ca,i h;s M MGots ~
and Ia aadrass"d h;s oh;iaran ~ I.s;.
Wardens' and Chief Tonrh Monn r,
and .Most WORTHY Rash; RaznnLs and
other titles. & That mans ch;idran c, ,.,,r
to reoard tho entire svstam ~ sec,et So az.
ciet;es If the limited States ~ tha;r feth-
er. They had = vaona ' ;d a. 1 that 1 thav
were IN some dacree HOOD ra IIa.t: ae -
solomon ond t6a,, toIJ t,,a;. s..n5 :.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
The Gold Facts Ahont Gnitaau.

Warden Croker, in talking about
Guiteau, says it is not true that the as
sassin slept the better part of the last
night before the execution, but that, on
the contrary, he did not sleep any: but
spent the night crying and bemoaning
his fate. Neither did he eat mouthful
of dinner on the day of the execution,
but left it untasted. The warden says
that Guiteau was, without exception, the
most depraved wretch he was ever
brought in contact with; that he had no
gratitude for the kindness done him.
He spent about oRe-half his time in
prison protesting religion, and the 9TH
or half in cursing everybady. With a
very extensive experience, the warden
says that Guiteau was perfectly same
Chicago Herald.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
She Was Greatly Interested in the Sea
Lion.

At the circus the other night. young
married woman Of the West side was
looking at the animals with her hus-
band, having left the baby at home with
the nurse. You know what a ridiculous
noise the sea lions make. Well, the
sweet young mother listened to the noise
until she got nervous, and then she said
to her young husband:
II wonder, pet, why they don't put
some goose oil on that sea lions neck?"
j He looked at her as though he would
eat her, and anybody would have done
the same, and asked:
"Why, darling, what should they put
goose oil on his neck for?''
She looked at him in cunning, kiss
-before-you-breathe sort of way,
and said:
Don't you notice what croupy
cough the sea lion has got?''
The only thing he could do was to buy
her glass of red lemonade, and they
went into the circus tent to see the oxen.
Little Rock Gazette.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
She Never Got Any Clothes Washed.

one OF our young ladies, whose pos.
session of diamonds is of 80 recent q
date that she never takes her gloves of
81 day once she gets all her rings on over
them. was in one Of the leading dry
goods stores the other day. She had
been buying satin and velvet and Val.
enciennes lace and bugle fringe at GIG
. yard, with which to make cover for
the parlor coal scuttle. She stopped
near the door by q salesman who did
not know her:
I'VE have just opened fashionable
Spring line Of colored ginghams anal
calicos, fast colors and warranted to
wash, he said.
well, suppose you have;.I don't
care; l don't want none Of 'em. Iquess
you don't know who am. Il don't new
or get my clothes washed, 3 and she
crept from the door and entered the car
riage IN waiting San Francisco Msu.
Letter. "a. rs. -
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
A COUGH. COLD. OIk SORE
THROAT

cough cold or sore throat should be stopped
Neglect frequently results in an incureable lung
disease or consumption. Browns Bronchial!
troches are certain to give relieve in Asthma,
Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, consumptive and
Throat diseases. For thirty years the troche,
have been recommended by physicians, and al.
ways gave perfect satisfaction. They are not
new or untried but having been tested by wide
and constant use for nearly an entire generation,
they have attained we'll merited rank among the
few strong remedies ofthe age. Public speakers
and srsepl use them to clear and strengthen
he voice: sold at rs cents box by all drug
ist.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
DR.. fraZier'S Root BitterS,

Frazier's Root Bitters are not dram shop whiskey
beverage but are strictly medicinal in every sense
They act strongly upon the liver and kidneys, keep
the bowels open and regular, make the weak
strong heal the lungs, build up the nerves and
cleanse the blood and system of every impuritv
For Dizziness, Rush of Blood to the Head, tend
ing to Apoplexy, Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague,
Dropsy, Pimples and Blotches, Scrofulous Humors
and Sores, letter, Ring Worm, White Swelling,
drys'pSIas; Sore Eyes and for young me n suffering
orom Weakness or Debility caused from impru,
dence, and to females in delicate health Fraziers
Root Bltters are especially recommended.
Dr. Frazier: have used two bottles of your
Root Btters for Dyspepsia, Dizziness, Weakness
no sidney Disease, and they did ME more good
han the doctors and all the medicines lever used
From the first dose took began to mend, and
amnoW IN perfect health, and feel well rs ever
af blessings,
MRS. M. MARTIN, Cleveland. O.
Sold 6y al druggists everywhere at 81 per bottl
+ HENRY 4 CO., Sole Prop'rs,
CLEVELAND, O.
W. Bro & Cutler St. Paul. Wholesale agts
Sept 1-S2
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
Raising Children.

Children should be set out in the
nursery at as early period in married
life as is consistent with good taste.
When very young they should be kept
quiet, not too much exposed to the
light. 1t is usual to engage some old
and experienced expert to attend to this
and the direction in which the ''twig IS
inclined" at this stage is generally the
ruin of the parents peace of mind for
two years.
Milk is said to be good for babes, but
there are so many ''patent foods now
sold at the drug stores that milk may as
we'll be done away with. Give the
child something that you don't know
any thing about, and it will thrive
possibly.
Don't cross the child when it is small.
1t will take so kindly to having its own
way that it is really cruel to insist on
parental rights in the matter,
Learn the little coots to ''crow'' as
early as possible. Take them in your
hands and toss them up as high as you
can, and jounce their digestive organs
all out of place. This is agenuine raise
of children. 3
AS soon as possible put the green
baby into baby carriage and push it
along the sidewalk, running into every
body with it, and gathering admiring
crowds at the crossing to worship it.
This will give the little one some idea of
the way of getting on in the world in
later years. s
It is a good plan to hurry up child
in the matter of walking. The sooner
child walks, the more bow-legged and
irrepressible he will be when he grows
up. arc
just the moment the child let's 20 its
mothers apron-strings, plant it in the
neighbours front yard. this will save
your own lawn, while the little fellow
digs up the turf and carries away the
lawn of the neighbor in his little red
wheelbarrow.
Train the child to appear in COM
pany. Urge him forward. There is
nothing like it. Visitors so much ad-
mire to have children climb and crawl
all over them in their gentle, prankish
way.
A good share of dirt makes a child
grow. Soap and water is useful, how
ever, once q week, to enable parents to
recognize their own children when they
call them in to dinner.
Let them have their own sweet way
always. They will retaliate in the future
by rot letting you have yours; but what
matters that?
Never allow the neighbors' children
on your premises. The hateful things
will influence your own children for bad.
Allowing your children to play with the
neighbours children on their premises,
however, has q salutary effect on those
benighted little frauds, and it is your
Christian duty TO see that your children
mingle in tbissmanner as much as pos
sible. ..
s'She was decked in Haunting jewell
3, . says the Boston Transcript, ..and
as she sat, occupying double seat in
the car, she looked the perfect picture
"a ~ ~. s.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
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I'M X y 81

obtained for new inventions. or for improa
ments III old ones. Caveats Trade marks and
patent business Promptly attended to.
INVENTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN REJECTEl
may still, in most Eases, be patented by us Beins
Oppositcthe U. S. Patent Office. and engaged in
PATENT BUSHES EXCLUSIVELY. can Sc
cure patentSlM less time than those who are re-
mote from Washn.t on and who must depend up.
on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent
Office.
When Inventors end model or sketch we maks
search in the Patert 'tce and advise to its pa.
tentaDlnty FREEoWt HARGE. Correspondence on.
fdentlal, prices low and NO CHARGE UNLESS
"ATENT is OBTAIN ED.
We refer 10 Hon. P stmaster General D. NJ. Key,
Sev. +. d; Powder, officials in the u s. Patent
Omce, ana especially 20 clients in every State
Of the Union and in NADIA. For special reieren.
ces terms advice, :, Address
C.. A. Snow & CO.,
Opposite Patent office, Wash
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09

Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere
to work for Now is the time. You can de-
vote your whole time to it only your spare mo-
ments No other business will pay you nearly
well. No one willing to work can fail to max
enormous pay by engag ing at once. Costly QUIT
and ms rec. A great opportunity for making
monxEnstasily nd honorably. Address True 4
Augey eaMaine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09

MnAa week in your own town. So. Quito
ee. Norisk: Everything new. aht
AAAp tai no: required. We will furris-
yen everything. Many making
fortunes. Ladies make as much as
49,. men, and boys and girls make great
pay Reader, if you want q business at which you
can make great pay all the time you work, write
for particulars TO II. HALLErT & Co. Portland,
IA alne. Nov 20 8!
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09
THROUGH TICKETS

~ 0T n Great chance TO make money
Those who always take advan-
I'LL tage of the good chances for
nUyn making money that are offered,
uO generally become wealthy whil..
those who do not improve such
chances remain in poverty. We want many men,
women, boys and girls to work for us right in
their own localities Any one can do the work
properly from the first start. The business pays
more than twelve times ordinary wages. ExpSn-
sive outfit ordered free. No one who engages fails
to make money rapidly. You can devote your
whole time to the business or only Your spare mo-
ments Full information and oil that is needs d
sent free. Address STINsoN Co Portland, Maine
Nov. go, 1882.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09

BEST !; !; i; !; I: & /:
~ :. made by the industrious al home
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-08-09


o'clock, either day or night, and that
there is no explainable reason for this.
It is one of the mysteries attending
death. OF 100 persons dying by natur-
al causes, eighty die within the named
hours.
A New York importer of ivory Of
much experience says that he has never
seen two tusks from one elephant The
reason for this, he says, is that the na-
tive African who hunts the ponderous
mammal has a habit of presenting to
his chief one tusk from each elephant
he captures. The chief stores his stock
until favorable selling time arrives, by
which time the hunter has disposed Of
his share. Ivory costs SO per pound.
When dignified old Justices of the
Peace and staid old farmers ,of the
peaceful State of Vermont will turn out
en- masse to lynch q man there must be
substantial reason for their belief in that
mans guilt. And that is what the citi.
zens of Rutland did. They dragged the
accused man half mile over 3 rough
road and then strung him up. He con-
tessed, and the tender-hearted, though
well-intentioned, sons of the everlasting
hills relented and let the culprit of with
coat of tar and feathers.
What will your wife wear at the ball,
Goyernor?' said the millinery man Of 4
society" paper to one of our Gov
errors recently ut a fashionable water
ing-place: my wife is not going to the
ball. sir. Impossible. Governor.
have telegraphcd her name to my paper
as among the guests. Now (appealing-
ly), what would your wife wear if she
was going p'' ''8ir. = replied the ex-
Governor in bis austerest manner 6 he
turned on his heel. since you have sent
my wife to the ball dress her yourself. 3
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-08-26

IOtul.... olZ
An increase of so inches in five days,
and English challenges the world to
beat it, also invites doubters to inspect
for themselves. "Bv their works We
shall know Them" and the reputation of
Mr.. English is borne out by his works.
The farm is we'll equipped with all
modern machinery, including two now
and reapers, a shaker, rakers, threshing
machine, harvester, comprising mower,
raker and binder, and in fact everything
needed for work on any farm. We were
told that during the haying just closed
there were in operation two mowers,
two rakers, Ia "kicker" or shaker and
three wagons.
Since taking charge of the farm in
January last Mr.. HOlcOmb has cleared
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-08-26

30 acres, besides looking after
crops, ETC., and improvements are being
steadily made. During the season of
1881 there were about 40. acres cleared
at the north end of section "a, hereto fore
named, and this is now comprised in
farm number two, under charge of VIM.
Butts, making 100 acres cleared; 1870
acres are in oats and some 20 tons of hay
have been secured this year. Good sub
stantial buildings grace the farm, viz:
house 24x36 and fine frame barn 36x70.
Our time was limited, and we were I'M
able to visit farm No. 2.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-08-26

Passengers transferred to any part of the
county ut Special rates, to be made at the
stable. rearof Pioneer house, Sd street Par
ticular attention paid to fishing parties wish-
inc teams f. M. SAMMONS. Agent
a,,gs,h Cheboygan, Mich.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-03-02

A CoNUNDRUM EXPLAINED How
do You come to ask six dollars for this
load of frewood, when John smiths
your neighbor, offers the same kind of
wood for four dollars p was the qaes-8
tion Gilhooly asked of the man in
charge af load of fuel in Austin.
We'll, you see [ am going to be
indicted for stealing this wood, aad I
will have to pay lawyer to prove ng
innocence. That's why I have to-
charge two dollars aload extra.
Doesn't John Smith steal bis
wood, too p
Certainly he does. he cuts it Of
the same tract of land where got
this
We'll, doesn't he have. to hire a
lawyer, too, to prove his innocence.
OF course not, He is never in-s
dicted by the grand jnry.' -
why don't the grand jury indict
him p
Because he is always appointed
foreman. He has got more influence
than I have.-Siftings.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-03-02
JOB PRE.N"TE.NeG
A QUESTION OF GOOD En-.
GLTSH.

TO THE EDITOR OF THE SUN-Sir:: ::
Is it merely a matter of taste to in:
sert or omit the additional in the
possessive case of nouns ending in 5 i?
In The Sun the s is always retained !;
but in the Herald it is dopped.s
Which is the more correct, James' OF
Jsmes's w. r. r.
We think the usage Of The Sun
is correct, because it writes the word
as it is pronounced and does not leave
the sound in doubt; and also because
it preserves legitimate, necessary,
and ancient infection of the noun,
while the usage of the Herald sup.
presses that inefction or tends to-
suppress it. Moreover, the authority
of good writers preponderates greatly.
iu favor of writing James's instead of:
James'-Ne,0 York Sun.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-03-02

Journalist, have you an article to
prepare 4? Make it short. Minister.
have you sermon to prepare
Make it short. Lawyer, have you an
argument to present? Make it short
Funny man, have you joke to tell
Make it short. Ladies, have you pie
crust or dresses to make? Make 'em
short. Tailor, have you coat to
build? Make it short. Saloonist, dc
you keep slate Keep it short
Young man, have you marriage en-
gagement on hand :? Make it short
Obituary writers and presidents, make
your messages short. 1t is not ne
cessary to advise bank cashiers as to
their. accounts they are sure to make
them short anyhow.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-03-02
MiseeIlarepas.
%
THE ELECTION BILL.
Full Text Of its More Important Provisions.

The following are the moro i'm
portant provisions of the Election
Bill, as finally passed by both
houses of the General Assembly {:
SECTION l. Ali male citizens of
the United States, of the age of
twenty-one years and upwards,
not laboring under the disabilities
of the Constitution, without dis
tinction of race or color or former
condition, who shall have been a
resident of the State for one year,
and in the county in which be
offers TO vote for sixty days next
preceding any general election,
shall be entitled to vote: Pro-
vided, That no person, while kept
in any almshouse or asylum, or OF
unsound mind, or confined in any
public prison, or shall have been
convicted of treason, murder, rob-
berry Of the goods or cbattels of
another with or without violence,
whether taken from the person or
otherwise, or Of dueling, shall be
allowed to vote.
Sec. 2. All electors of the State
shall be registered as hereinafter
provided, and no person shall be
allowed to vote at any election
hereafter to be held unless regis
tered as herein required.
Sec. 3. On or before the first
day of March next, and on or be-
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-03-02

A foolish old woman, being one
evening at a party, was greatly at q
loss for something to say. At length
she veutured to inquire Of q gentle
man who sat next to her whether his
mother had any children. The gentle
man politely pointed out the absurdity
Of her inqairy. I beg pardon said the
old lady, perceiVing her mistake !;
you don't understand me. I wish to-
inquire whether your grandmother.
had any children