Frostburg mining journal., 1882-08-12

to confess your ignorance.
THE idea that fruit eaten at night
IS deleterious, is proved by the bad
effect it had upon Adam from eating
an apple after Eve.
Honor is but the reflection of a
mans own actions shining bright in
the face OF sll about him, and from
thence rsbounding upon himself.
A Loss PREvENTED.-Many lose
their beauty frcm the hair falling or
fading. Parker's Hair Balsam sup
plies necessary nourishmeut, and pre-
vents falling and grayness ofthe hair.
A DELICIOUS APPETIZER, that en-
sures digestion and enjoyment of food;
q tonic that brings strength to the
weak and rest to the nervous; a
harmless diarrhoea cure that don't
constipate-just what ever family
needs-Parker's Ginger Tonic.
THE young man in Toronto, Cana
da, who took a pledge not to drink at
public bar, and thinks he avoids it
by having his liquor sent out to him
and drinking it on the sidewalk, has
but faint comprehension of how far
the bar of public opinion extends.
NONE BUT PoLYGLoTs NEED Go
THERE.-The Lehigh Valley has re-
Gently received lot of Turks as i'm
migrants. A man can't get along up
there now unless he can talk Hunga-
risn, Russian, Polish, Italian, Arabic
and Pennsylvania Dutch.-Philadel-
ph.a Press.
THERE is hardly a person in any
position Of life so occupied that he
dose not daily lose two h2u,s of his
time, that counts up at the end of a
log time. What an immense loss
there Is in The world of a thing 30 pre-
cIous, sd Of which people complain
the have 10. enough.
The TROUBLE ABOUT THE TAX
QUESTION. The whole difficulty in
dealing with the subject springs from
the fact that neither party occupies
any definite position in regard to it.
Neither party ia agreed upon the
principles which should control Con-
gressioaal action. New York Times.
ola, me, sighed Mrs. Partiag'on,
"lore | have been suffering the biga-
mics of death for thies mortal weeks.
First, was seized with bleeding
phrenology of the left hampshire Of
the brain, which was exceeded by the
2.appaga Of ne left ventilator OF the
aaart,,. THIS gave me an interroga-
ton OF tie borax, ana low I'm sick
Wiyb tho oleroform merbus. There is
no blessing like health, especially
Nhsn you are SICK"
PUBLISHERS of newspapers are
more poorly rewarded than any other
class of men in the country who in
vest an equal amount of labor, capi-
tai, and thought. They are expected
to do more service for less pay, stand
more sponging and dead-heading, to
puff and detond more people without
fee or hope of reward thar any other
class.
They credit longer, get oftener
cheated, suffer more pecuniary loss,
and are oftener the victim of mis-
placed confidence. People pay a
printers bill more reluctantly than
any other. 1t goes harder with them
to expend a dollar on valuable
newspaper than ten on needless
gew-gaw.
PADUcAH HAS COMPANY. .-"Pa,
what is an old fogy ?"
"An old fogy, my son, is a man who
came to Paducah many years ago and
has managed to get rich by paying
starvation wages to laboring men, by
loaning money at usurious interest.
and by never doing anything to build
up the city. An old fogy, nay son, is
"a man who should be sque,ched."
"Pa, will an old fogy go to heaven
Yhon he dies ?"
Not Il there is cash admittance lee
CHARGED. IT an admittance of ten
cents was charged for entrance into
heaven, and free tickets were given
10. admission into the bad pace, old
iogies woald take the free tick cts.
Pa do Odd foglos ever give any
thing to the poor2'
| nNo. inv s.n. they say the POOR can