The Portland daily press., 1882-03-06

sDon't you think dear baby's the image OF his
pa?'' Dull but Well-Meaning Family Friend
-"Weli, perhaps he is, but I dare say he'll
outgrow it in time!'
A lady from Oregon writes-Dr Benson: 1
think you should be presented with chariot
of pure gold for your Celery and Chamomile
Pills having proved such blessing to thou
sands of sufferers with sick and nervous head
ache, neuralgia, nervousness and dyspepsia.
Never Judge a man by his clothes His
tailor may have suit against him.-Yonkers
Statesman.
We take pleasure in informing our readers
that by enclosing three cent stamp to Foster,
Milburn & Co., Buffalo, n Y, they can Sc
cure, free, set of their fine lithograph picture
cards, which are an ornament to any house
hold.
A Bostonian has discovered that the circular
saw was introduced into this country about the
year 1917, but the year in which man first
placed his hand on rapidly revolving buzz
saw to learn if it was moving still remains in
doubt-Norristown Herald.
A true assistant to nature in restoring the
system to perfect health, thus enabling it to
resist disease, is Browns Iron Bitters.
Said she: ST do wish 1 could read French.
There's an item in French in the funny col
umn of the paper, and know there's some
thing improper in it."-Boston Post.
1 had severe attacks of gravel and kidney
trouble: was unable to get any medicine or
doctor to cure me until 1 used Hop Bitters,
and they cured me in a short time.--A DIS
TINeU1sHED LAWYER OF WAYNE Co., N. Y.
Gail Hamilton says to man several times
married and widowed, "The only difference
between you and the Mormon men is, that
they drive their team all abreast and you
drive them tandem"
For cough Or sore throat, the best medi-
cine is Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
An undergraduate, under examination st
Dublin, was missing question after question.
At last the examiner got irritated, and said
81 declare, I've got dog at home that could
answer the questions that have been given to
YOU" ssHave you really, sir?" said the un-
dergraduate, blandly "May ask if You
would sell him?"-London Truth
Elixir Vitae for Women-Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham, 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass
has made the discovery! Her Vegetable Com
pound is positive cure for female complaints
A line addressed to this lady will elicit al
necessary information.
The Frog is sitting on a Log. He is waiting
for Fly to Come Along. He has Business
with the Fly. While he is Waiting let as
Have some Fun with Him. Put lighted Fire
cracker in his Mouth. Where is the Frog
now? Why, there He is in the Water with
his Ears Blown out Why does he not come
back to the Log? Perhaps he has Forgotten
all about the Fly.
Short Breath.
O. Bortle. Manchester, N. Y, was troubled
with asthma for eleven years. Had been
obliged to sit up sometimes ten or twelve
nights in succession. Found immediate relief
from THOMAS EcLECTRIc On, and is now en-
tirely cured
Breakfast caps for young ladies are fashiona-
BILE. They come in various styles Exchange
Might caps for young men are also fashiona-
BILE. They come in tumblers.- Com
mcrcal Bulletin.
There are number of cases in this vicinity
where gravel stones have been passed without
pain by taking "EL1xIR OF LIFE RooT." 1t
softene tie stones so that they come away like
sand. All who suffer try it.