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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
A Smile of SatIsfa elton.

This from the Cleveland Onio) Penny
Press, carries its own 81, sestion: Re
Gently meeting Mr. Fl. G.. Il fer, treasurer
of the Cleveland Herald, our representa-
tive inquired of that gentleman, after stat
ing his mission, il he personally knew any
thing about the Great German Remedy,
St. Jacobs oil. A smile played across Mr.
Refers expressive face ana his eyes twink
led merrily as he replied in the affirmative,
will not refuse to state my experience
with it, and you NAV use it as you think
best. -Four years ago sprained
one Of my ankles, an accident which
as you are some times aware, entails much
suffering and sometimes leaves the limb in
condition to remind one frequently Of the
old heAt Unfortunately this result en-
sued. Whenever the weather became damp
or my.systsm absorbed the slightest cold my
ankles panied me. This went on at inter
vals for over three years, and could not
obtain relief. Last winter applied the st.
Jacobs Oil and 1t completely cured me. ]
have not since felt return Of the pain.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
MARK TWAIN On PLYMOUTH ROCK.
Sona Advice to the Descendants of the Pill.
grjms,

Sons Advice to the Descendants of the Pill.
grjlns,
The main dining room Of the Continen-
tai Hotel, Philadelphia, presenteda beauti-
full and picturesque scene last Thursday
night, on the occasion of the first annual
festival of the New England society of
Pennsylvania. Speeches were made by
Gov. Hoyt, Senator Frye of Maine, Presi-
dent Hopkins. Senator Rollins, in conclui.
ing, said that the next speaker, while not
born in New England, had done the best
he could, for he had his children born there
and thus had made himself New England
ancestor. He thus introduced Mark Twain,
who sat to the left Of Gov. Hoyt. MIR.
ner began his. remarks by thanking the
company for the deserved compliment to
himself and his posterity. II shall contin-
ue to do my BEST" drawled out the speak
er. who continued as follows:
ooh! my friends, hear me and reform. l
seek your good, not mine. You have heard
the speeches; disband these New England
Hroieties-nurseries of O system Of steadily
augmenting laudation and hosannahing,
liicn, if persisted in, uncurbed, may some
Gay in the remote future beguile you into
prevaricating and Dragging. Oh! stop; stop
while you are still temperate in your appre-
citation of your ancestors. Hear me, be-
seech you; got up al auction and sell Ply
mouth Rock! The Pilgrims were a SIM
pie and ignorant race; they never had seen
any good rocks before, or, at least, any
that were not watched, and SO they were
excusable for hopping ashore in frantic de-
light and clapping an iron fence around
this one; but you, gentlemen, are educated,
you are enlightened; you know that in the
rich land of your nativity ,opulent New Eng
land, OVERLOOKING with rocks, this one isn't
VOL tn, at the outside, more than thirty five
cents. Therefore, sell it, or, at least,
throw it open to the patient medicine adj
veytisements. and let it earn it's taxes.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
Eescued IRON, Death.

William ]. Coughlin, Of somerville, Mass.,
says !" In the fall of 1876 was taken with
VIOLENT BLEEDING OF THE LUNas followed by
. severe cough. Isoon began to lose my ap-
not leave my bed. In the summer Of 1877
was admitted to the Hospital. The doctors
said = had hole in my lung as big as half
dollar. Twas SO far gone areport went around
that | was dead. I gave up hope, but a friend
told me of DIR. VIM. HALLS BALsAM FOR
TsHl-ELlUNGs. laughed, thinking my case
them, when to my surprise / commenced to
feel better. My hope, once dead, began TO re.
vive. II write that those afflicted with DID
eased Lungs will be induced to take DR.
VIM. HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS,
and be convinced that CONSUMPTION CAN
BECURED. have taken two bottles and can
positively say it has done more good than ali
other medicines I have taken since my
sickness Sold by druggists.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
The Iron Rail in Mexico.
Laredo Mex Special.

Laredo Mex Special
The track layers Of the Missouri, Kan
sas & Texas extension completed the laying
Of the line to the limits of this city to- day
This gives an unbroken direct line of rail-
way from the Mississippi at st. Louis to
the Rio Grande at Laredo, making through
line of about 1900 miles in length.
The southwestern system undertaken by
Mr.. Gould little more than a year ago has
now been completed from the Mississippi
at st. Louis to three points-New Orleans,
near the Gulf, FL Paso, on the frontier of
New Mexico; and Laredo, about half way
between these two.
Mexico is now reached by an American
railway line. The construction forces Of
the system are now rapidly concentrating
at this point to commence the great work
of pushing on 700 miles further to the City
Of Mexico. The engineers who have had
this part of the work in charge have COM
able. This line will run through rich
mining and agricultural country. Extern
sive deposits of coal have been found on
the line of the road, and such arrangements
are making that q standard gauge railway
line to be operated by the Missouri Pacific
Company from st. Louis through to the
City Of Mexico, 1900 miles in length, may
be expected to be completed and in opera
ton in eighteen months from this time.
lhe Family of the Famous Lord Give.
The London papers record the death Of a
nephew of the famous Lord Give, who died
as long ago as 1774. Lord Olive. in return
for all that he achieved for his country. only
got an Irish peerage, while Warren Hast
ings didn't even get q ribbon. Gives fam
lily was, however, destined to be honorably
perpetuated, while Hastings died childless.
Clive's heir married the sister and heir Of
the last Herbert Earl Fowls, and got that
title revived in his own person. His son,
the second Earl, was killed while out shoot
ing, by his eldest son, who thus got the
sobriquet Of ''Bagdad. The present Earl
has never married. He lives in the same
house in Berkely square where the hero Of
Plassey killed himself. It is a fine speci-
men of last century London house, and
the only one there tenanted by nobleman
which has q brass plate with the name on
the door. Fowls Castle, now the chief
seat OF the family, has from its terrace
about the finest view in Wales. Lord Pow
is retains the ancestral paternal acres of the
Clives-a very old family among the Shrop-
hire SQuirarchy.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
FACTS ABOUT UMBRELLAS.

Antiquarians say that the umbrella was in
vented shortly after the flood, and has been the
least improved upon Of all appliances for human
comfort the shape being now as it was in those
youthful days of the world. An umbrella is
much like pigeon as to the question of posses
sien-the last one who gets it owns it. The fol-
lowing facts about umbrella especially the last
one-may serve every reader a splendid purpose
sooner or later: To place your umbrella in rack
indicates that it is about to change owners. An
umbrella carried over q woman, the man getting
nothing but drippings of the rain, indicates court
ship. When the man has the umbrella and the
woman the drippings, it indicates marriage. To
carry it at right angles under your arm Signifies
that an eye is to be lost by the man who follows
YOU Toput cotton UMBRELLA by the side ofa.nice
silk one signifies that exchange is no robbery"
To lend an umbrella signifies that 81 am fool"
To carry an umbrella just high enough to tear
out men eyes and knock off mems hats, signifies
II am a woman" To go without an umbrella
in a rain-storm shows am sure of getting rheu-
matism, and will have to use ST. JACOBS OIL to
get we'll" TO keep a fine umbrella for your own
use and a bottle of ST. JACOBS Oil always in the
house, in case Of rheumatism Or accident, would
signify that you are real philosopher.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
The wisconsin State Vaccine Farm.
From the Madison, Wis.,, Journal

=
The Wisconsin state board of health runs
vaccine farm near Fond du Lac, under
the charge of it's president, DR.. E. L. Grit
fin Of that city. During the past two weeks
DR.. Griffin has produced from $4,000 to TO-
900 points, which have been distributed
throughout the northwest where the small
pox excitement exists. These Wisconsin
points are considered the most desirable of
any produced throughout the country, and
the Chicago health department. uses all Of
them it can get. At the Wisconsin farm
DIR. Griffin and his associates have vacci-
mated about 1000 heifers since they COM
menced their work of production. Two
car loads of young heifers have just been
received from New York state. They now
yaccinate thee day, keeping about twenty
or thirty in the stable, to be used when
needed. The most successful operations
are upon the light haired heifers, those
dark in color always having tough skins.
From some animals 1000 points are taken,
while others produce none at all.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Says Talmadge. on profanity; "A profuse
use of by words always erds in profanity,
and it is habit thst is creeping into the
highest circles of society. The English
language is comprehensive, and capable Of
expressing every shade of feeling with
every degree OF intensity. If you want to
( express your thoughts Noah Webster will
give you 10, 900 words with which to do IT.
words across which no slime has ever trailed
pure Anglo Saxon words, patient words,
words suited to every exigency. :
There is no habit which SO depletes man 5
nature as that of profanity"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

No Boon That Science has Conferred
has been fraugh5 with greater blessings than
that which has accrued to the inhabitants of
malaria ridden portions OF the United States
and the tropics from the use of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. The experience of many
years has but too clearly demonstrated the in
efficiency of quinine and other drugs to effect
ually combat the progress of intermittent, con-
gestlye and bilious renittent fevers, while on
the other hand, it has been no less clearly
shown, that the use of the Bitters, a medicine
congenial to the frailest constitution, and de-
rived from purely botanic sources, affords
and arrests it when developed. For disorders
of the stomach, liver and bowels, for general
debility and renal inactivity, it is also a most
efficient remedy. Appetite and sleep are i'm
proved by it, it expels rheumatic humors from,
the blood and enriches the circulation impov-
erished by NAL assimilation.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration.
and all forms of debility, relieved by taking
Mensman's Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing it's entire nutrii-
dous properties. It is not q mere stimuIant
like the extracts Of beef, but contains blood
making, orce-generating and life-sustaining
properties; ia invaluable in all enfeebed con-
ditions, whether the result Of exhaustion. ner-
vous prostitution, oyerwork, or acute disease.
particularly if resulting from pulmonary com,
plants CAswEII, HAZARD & Co, Proprietors.
New York. Sold BY druggists.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
POLAND. Mich. A
Deputy Treasurer

POLAND, Mich, Aug. rs, 1881.
Messrs. 81. 81. Warner g. Co.:
GENTLEMEN: A little over year ago was
taken sick. I did not know what the trouble
was, but continued to grow worse, and my
complaint baffled the skill of my physicians
At last my symptoms developed into that ter
rible complaint, Brlght's disease of the kidneys
Last April went to Ann Arbor, and went be-
fore the faculty of the medical college there,
and after critical examination they declared
mine to be clear case Of Bright's disease, and
came home feeling that there was 40 help for
N me; 7 was advised by friend to try Warmers
Safe Kidney and Liver cure but scoffed at
the idea of that benefting me, after having
been treated by some Of the best medical skill
in the country who had pronounced my case
incurable. at last purchased bottle of the
remedy and commenced using it according to
the directions. I cannot be too thankful that
made use of your medicine; and I must heart
lily recommend it to all sufferers of that fearful
disease, as 1 can truly say that owe my pres
ent existence and happy restoration to the use
of Warmers Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. I
wish to say to every one suffering from any
manner Of kidney or liver trouble, use that
remedy and recover.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
Lynch Law Defended.

Lynch law is being resorted to and being
justified in Mississippi. The following is
from jackson, Mississippi, Journal
Parker and Craig Jordon, (colored) were
hung by body of citizens in Lefore coun-
ty last week, for the murder of Robert CAL
lin, a respectable and law-abiding citizen
Of that county. This is as it should be. 1t
is the only thing, in our opinion, that will
put a stop to this common way Of SHOOTING
a man down like he was hog. In one
sense of the word we are opposed to mob
law" but since it is getting SO common for
worthless scoundrel to take the life of a
good, law-abiding citizen, for nothing, VS.
say the only justice due the wretch is in
slant death. ..-.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
How Lord LOrne Met His Wife.

AOuuOu LetGer 10 Tile IGrOnLO MAIL.
The princess determined to run up from
Chester to Brikenhead by express, and
meet the marquis in broad water. Ac-
cordingly, attended by Westminster, her
host, her brother, and slster-in- law-Lord
and Lady Walter Campbell-Lady Nc
Namara and Lady Beatrice Cavend ish, the
Duke of Westminister's married daugh ter,
the princess at once proceeded to Birken-
head, where they we're received by the cor
porate officials, and embarked on the Allen
lines tender Stormcock, temporarily under
the charge of Mr.. Robert Allan, one Of the
chiefs Of the firm. Hardly had the little
Stormcock got well under way when
the black smoke Of the advancing
Sandman was seen off New Bright
on. Nearer and nearer came 300 the tiny
tender and the huge leviathan, and then
the Marquis was picked out of the crowd
on the latter, waving his handk erchief to
his wife as if his right arm was worked by
steam power. Immediately afterward he
stepped off the Sardinian's deck and the
next moment-all the good wives of Canada
will be glad to learn-he gave his better
half a regular, downright, emphatic hug.
The Governor generals suite following
him to the tender, it cast of, ran rapidly
back for Chester at $40. Arriving at
Chester, Sir Thomas Gibbons, Frost and
Lady Frost. Chesters Mayor and Mayoress,
received the distinguished party, and after
few courtesles, the Governor general and
Princess entered six-horse landau and
were off at once tl Eaton Hall
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

The Trenton IN. ID Gazette, mentlons
the case of Mr.. John Wood, with the Amer
lean Pottery Co., that city, who was cured
by St. Jacobs Oil OF an attack of rheu-
matism, which had confined him to his bed
for seventeen weeks. Il,a praises it I'M
stintedly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
On Thirty Day's Trial.

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshal, Mich. will
send their Electric-Voltaic Belts and other
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty DAYS to
any person afflicted with Nervous Debility,
Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, guarantee.
ing complete restoration Of vigor and manhood.
Address as above without delay.
P. S.-No risk is incurred. as thirty davis
trial is allowed
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

When Middleton's boy was led out into
the woodshed to receive parental discipline
for punching the head of neigh boris SON,
the old gentleman anticipated the regular
proceedings of the meeting by the remark
You've been licked for this sort Of thing
before and know what to expect. eyes,
whimpered the culprit Il know I did
wrong, but couldn't help it, I had an in
spiration." SO had his father; and he full
filled it with trunk strap. Broobly11
Eagle.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Read what Mr.. William c. Digges, merchant of
Bowling Green, Va writes under date April 4th 1881
He says Il firmly believe that Aliens lang B0lsae
will and has cured consumption if taken in time and
proper be taken of the Patient both in suitable
food and clothing. Six years ago my mother was at
tackled with pneumonia. The attending Physician
some time after told that the disease had settled
on her Lungs and that she had the consumption. Not
believing that perfect could be effected, but
thinking that might be able to get an expectorant
not containing opium, which would afford some relief
I inquired of druggist at Richmond Va, if he had
any medicine not containing opium. that was good
expectOrant. He then recommended Aliens Lung
Basam which purchased and induced my mother to
try. Before she had taken the first bottle. the i'm
chased three more bottles. The attending physician
seeing the beneficial effects, recommended its con-
Snued use, and in abouttwe months her lungs
pronounced cured. Upon my recommendation many
thers who had the consumption have been cured.
think you can claim for your medicine the following:
lungs by keeping them free from foreign substances
thus arrestng and curing this dread disease" Mr.
that Aliens Lung Balsam rs doing good. :.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Thomas H. Edison, the Inventor, sug-
gests that electric Lights be placed under
the water from the Bstttery to Sandy Hook,
IN New York harbor, so as to define the
channel the darkest NIGHT
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Snakes as Life Destroyers.I

The loss Of life in India due to the raw
ages OF venom0us snakes is almost lacredi-
BILE. Yet Consumption, which is as willy
and fatal as the deadliest Indian reptile is
winding its coils around thousands of peo-
pie, while the victims are unconscious of its
presence. DR.. R. v. Pierce's sGolden
Medical Discovery" must be used tocleanse
the blood of the scrofulous impurities, for
tubercular consumption is only aform Of
scrofulous disease. Golden Medical Dis
covery" is a sovereign remedy for all forms
OF scrofulous disease, or kings-evl, such
as tumors, white swellings, fever sores,
scrofulous sore eyes, as we'll as for other
blood and skin diseases. By druggists.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

els there man with soul so dead" who hath
suffered the miseries Of cough or cold, yet
neglected to try sssellers' Cough Syrup"
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Taken ont Of Red,

DR.. r. Y. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y:
Dear Ssy-I have to thank you for the great
relief received from your "Favorite Pre-
scription." My sickness had lasted seven
years, one of which I was in bed. After
taking one bottle I was able to be about the
house. Respectfully,
AMANDAK. ENNIS. Falton Mich
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eyed woman, and in less than year he had
black eyes himself. PHILADELPHIA Meas.
PROMINENT AND TRUE.
The Outsp0ken Views OF Well-Known
People on Subject Of Great
Importance,
Merit of the Highest Order Confirmed BE.
yond Dispute.

It is no easy matter to bring our minds to be-
ieve that such men as Caesar, Cicero and other
ancient worthless ever lived, largely owing to
the fact that they are so far removed by time
and distance from our own lives and surround
ings The same principle is true regarding
statements and endorsements. We look with
more or less suspicion upon statements coming
from unknown sources, but where these en-
dorsements are made by persons whose exist
tested by their own signatures; their truth aud
value are beyond question. Such, precisely,
are the voluntarily testimonials which follow,
and which all who read cannot for q moment
question.
FREMONT HOUSE,
CHICAGO, ILL.,, Oct 2, 1881.
Il. Fl. Warner & Co.:
DEARS1Rs: have used your Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure for kidney disease and found it
very beneficial I can recommend it to any one
who has kidney trouble, and T think it will cure
the disease.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Consumption is a disease we all dread. It
often carries Its victim to an untmely grave.
How important, then, for those who cherish
life and health, to prevent that disease in it's
early stages. Every cold or cough should be
treated with Aliens Lung Balsam There is no
better remedy
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Lieutenant schwatka, of the army who
recently returned from North pole expe
ditlon, will soon marry the daughter of
Colonel Bracket, of the Third cavalry.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12
AMANDA K. ENNIS, Falton, Mich.

Pierre Lorillard, of New York, owns the
North American Reviesu and the horse
Parole, and is said to be engaged to Annie
Louise Cary,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

# you think you have consumption. don't be
frightened. or 60 to your neighbors to tell them
Of your af1ic;ion, but get SOC bottle Of White
Wine OF Tar Syrup, and in less than month
you will make up your mind that there was not
much the matter of YOU.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Two editors of newspapers in Berlin
ave been sent to prison for having spoken
Try disrespectfully of Prince Bisnlarck.
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&<v lx@41j
MOLINE, ILL.,. July Il. 1881.

MUI1NE, III, July IA, 1881. "
Messrs. 81. 81. Warner & Co.:
GENTLEMEN: Your remedy, the Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure, has been used by both my wife
and myself She used it on general princi-
pies" as system and liver regulator; took
the medicine fora long standing kidney trouble,
which has been the source of much inconven.
fence, and which failed to yield to the Doctors
remedies or any others, until used your Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure. We both unite in pro
nouncing it to be the best medicine we ever
used, and in recommending it to others as a
Safe remedy
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Only IA of all who persisted in the Ring
theater have been Identified by their
friends.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

Mabel Morley was compelled to attempt
her usual daily feat of walking tight rope
to the pole of a circus tent at Athens, Tex.
as, though she declared she was dizzy from
Illness She fell and was killed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

". s. Linscott, Niles, O., had scrofula for
| thirty years, and "Iindsey's Blood Searcher''
cured him. Isn't it wonderful?
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Fits. Fits. Fits,

successfully treated by Worlds Dispensary
Medical association. Address, with stamp
for pamphlet, Buffalo, N. Y.
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The Manhattan club of New York has
just purchased Booths theater for $3.50.
O00 It's original cost was ST. 900 900,
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GzGfIr~
0~uM1e'

Testimony Of such high order and 80 out
spoken in it's nature cannot be questioned, and
places the remedy to which it refers on the
highest plane Of value. For all diseases of the
known in the history of the world can for mo-
ment compare with it.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-01-12

The Brooklyn wire bridge will cost $17,-
OOO, OOO; the original estimate was Sd, 600,