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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
The Game Spoiled.

On Friday evening, when the Pacific
train reached here, two young men got Oft
This is, Of itself, not an unusual occur
rerce, but on this particular occasion
these two young gentlemen tried
to play a sharp game. They had bought
tickets to Kansas City blu; intended only to
come as far IS Sedalia. Upon arriving
here they tried to sell the checks they had
received from the conductor, but their little
game was suddenly spoiled by the conduc-
tor taking the checks in hand. These
checks were utterly valueless only to those
who held them, and it was a good thing
that Conductor Fitzgerald, who gave them,
appeared in time to prevent their sale.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
WHAT
The Paper Published for the Peo-
pie Now on Earth Would
Like to Know.

If Landes will get there?
Where Ward Committeeman Wheeler
was last night?
If it won't he lively when we have two
roller skating Kinks?
What Mike Carroll ate for dinner yes
terday that caused him to heave up Jonah
If Milton Gossage will receive the
nomination for alderman i'm the Second
ward?
If Charlie Grasty will again hunt up
the data for an obituary notice before the
man dies?
Whether Cord Hall, Walter Kent or
the Norwalk doctor is i'm the lead for the an:
gels heart?
What made Kelsey, of Versailles. and
Marsh Wright quit playing billiards o
suddenly the other night?
What it was Al Marsh saw at the
section house as he was coming in from
Georgetown Friday night?
Why Mike Carroll declined to allow
his name to be used rs a candidate for al
derman i'm the Second ward?
Where Jordan got the woman's water
proof cloak he had Friday night, and why
he didn't want the reporter to 'catch on"
How ]. A. Bridges, the X. x 7.
br akeman, took it when it the young lady
presented him with a mitten Friday noon?
If Louis Schroeder didn't GO about it
i'm a very peculiar manner when he first
made the acquaintance of the strange
young lady who is now stopping at his
boarding house?
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
BAZOO BUZZ.

S. A. Wright for sewing machines.
Wiley Gallivan is reported as very
low with disease of the throat and his re-
covery is very doubtful.
-Leavitt's Specially company went east
on No. 4 last night. They play an engage.
ment in st. Louis this week.
VIM. Riley, it is rumored, will again
be candidate for alderman in the First
ward. Nobody holding him.
For pure home made candies, go to E.
S. Villmoare's candy factory, on Ohio
street, between Seventh and Broadway.
j. w. Menefee, living on West Third
street, is reported as quite sick with a fever.
He has been confined to mis- bed for a
week.
There were two No. 2's to st. Louis
yesterday forenoon, this being made neces-
sary by the train from the south arriving
more than an hour late.
Marshal Shy has one good thing in
his favor. All the police are strongly in
favor of his reelection. They say he is
the best marshal Sedalia has ever had.
Married, at the residence of the brides
father, in Pettis county, on Wednesday,
March Is, 1882, by Rider Weeden, of
Green Ridge, Mr.. Harrison Bennett and
Miss Mollie Penney.
The ladies connected with the manage
ment of the Working Womans' home de-
sire to return thanks to all who assisted
them in their late enterprise of distrib-
uting axle Grease"
Nearly every one feels pride in beau
tifying their houses. To all such we ex-
tend an invitation to call and examine the
elegant line of decorations and wall paper
at Easton & Demuth's, 2O8 Ohio street.
"A lively row took place, Friday night.
1t Golden's saloon. in East SedaIia. A
BAzOo reporter visited the saloon, yester.
day, but the alderman seemed indisposed
TO talk about the matter.
We have received the report of the
Sixteenth annual session of the Missouri
Press Association, printed by j. West
Goodwin, of the Sedalia BAzoo, in a most
artistic manner.-Clayton Star Republican.
Chester Gentry, who formerly resided
in Sedalia, but now of st. Louis, was an
eye witness to the wonderful bicycle feat of
the famous French girl, Armando, which
has just been brought to a close in that
city.
1T is hard to get good men to accept |
the city Offices" said a gentleman at |
Sichers' last night. "The reason of that is"
remarked the truth-telling tax payer, "they
do not care to be associated with Harrison |
and his ilk"
"A copy of the News, a very creditable
little amateur sheet, published at Independ-
ence, Mo-, by Messrs ST. Clair and Spen-
Ger, was exhibited to BAzoo reporter YES.
terday by Mr.. w. A. McMillen, of this
city. May the infant thrive.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
COUNTY RECORDER.
FREE TO READERS.

Every reader oil this paper who will ad-
dress postal card to the BAzoo, Sedalia,
Mo-, giving name and postoffice address
plainly written, will receive card, FREE
giving full definition of the word "BAzoo,"
a name which has attracted the attention
of millions of people.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
He Ran Like Nimshi.

Friday afternoon, just as the h Il T.
train pulled out, there was lots of sport
afforded to the depot loungers by the frant-
lie efforts of "gray," somewhat the worse
for liquor, who had been left. He was
over in a neighboring saloon taking in
another horn when the train pulled out.
After it he went pell NELL, but failed to
"catch on" though cheered by the crowd
to do his utmost. Then he hired a car
riage and was driven to the Fifth street de-
pot, where he arrived i'm time to catch the
train. His little episode caused quite q
break in the usual monotony of the arrival
and departure Of trains at the depot.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
PardOu0d.

About the first of February, in Squire
Webber's court, Emma X aiser was convicted
of larceny in dwelling and sentenced to
sixty days imprisonment in the county
jail, and, in addition, to pay the costs in
the case, which would have made twelve
days more.
At the time. she was suffering with .
loathsome disease, and on the recommen-
datiOn of DIR. Jones and Sheriff Conner.
Gov. Crittenden granted her pardon, and
yesterday she was released. She came
from Jefferson City, and to that point she
was given ticket and left yesterday morn
ing.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Felix Condition.

Conductor Ben Blythe returned at s
o'clock last night from Lamonte, where he
learned that w. l.. Felix condition is
much more favorable than at anv time
during the past week. He Yesterday par
took of food, and was able to converse with
his attendants. The utmost caution is be-
ing taken, however, and visitors are refused
admission to his room. The BAzoo hopes
soon TO announce his recovery of health.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Still Missing.

Jesse H. Lyon, the son of E. F. Lyon,
who ran away from hone last THURSDAY,
has not vet been heard from. The father
was in the city yesterday looking for his
boy, but could hear nothing of him. ex-
cept that he had been reading yellow
backed novels. The fathers distress over
his sons eScapade is sorrowful to behold,
and it is hoped that he will soon find the
runaway boy.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Kidney Disease Cured.
CHRISTIANSBURG. V

CHRIsrIANsBURG, VA, 1881.
Suffering from kidney diseases, from
which l could get no relief either from
medicine or the prominent physicians of
our country, tried Browns Iron Bitters,
which cured me completely. A child of
mine recovering from scarlet fever, had no
appetite, and did not seem to be able to
eat at all / gave him Iron Bitters with
the happiest results.
]. KYLE MONTAGUE.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Large Shipment of Silver.

Conductor Ed. Smiths train, No. l5S, on
the X. Il T., brought into Sedalia, yester-
day morning, $50 pounds of bar silver,
valued at $40, 4s6.7S. 1t was shipped from
Omaha, and was being taken to the United
States mint at New Orleans. The express
messengers handled it little more care
fully than they would had it been pig iron
when they transferred it to the east-bound
train.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Tim Dunnigan.

Tim Dunnigan was brought down from
Kansas City last night, in charge of
Deputy Sheriff Finch. He was met at the
depot by his parents and several friends.
and soon thereafter was released on $500
bail bond. Many express the belief that
he will escape with only small fine.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Good for the Women

Many ladies suffer from an extreme nerv-
Gus, semi-hysterical condition. They have
disturbing dreams, exciting muscular
startings, peculiar painful symptoms of
nightmare. They lie awake and suffer the
brain to be Eighty when that weary organ
ought, according to nature, to be asleep.
Browns Iron Bitters give sweet repOse and
quickly remove all such nervous disorders.
Home Physician.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
A Fact.

The Laclede Hotel, ST. Louis, is fast be-
coming the rendezvous for visitors from
Central Missouri. 1t is the only first class
hotel in the city where the prices are grad
ed from So TO s. per day and all modern i'm
prOvements and conveniences enjoved.
You will always find courteous proprietors,
polite and affable clerks and attentive wal
tiers three.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
GREENSBURG., Pa, Jan. 20. lSS(

UREENSBURt., Ia, Jan. u, 1881.
JAMES l. FELLOWS:
DEAR SIR ALLOW me to inform YOU
that have used Fellows Syrup OF Hypo-
phOsphites during the last four or five
years in cases of Consumption. and other
Lung and Throat diseases, with the most
gratifying results.
ID. A. AFTER, NJ. II.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Prof. James A. Sewell. A.

M. D., of MEDICAL FACULTY LAVAL
UNIVERSITY, Quebec, states: / have found
Goldens's Liebig's Extract Of Beef
and Tonic Invigorator particularly
useful in advanced stages of Consumption,
reokses. dyspepsia, and all nervous atfec-
tlons. In pregnant wOmen it has been re-
tanned while every other article of food
was rejected. Palatable and easy of diges-
tion." Take no otAsr.)
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

The Fsyette district conference met in
Sturgeon, March 8, and was largely at
tended and . great deal of interest shown.
DIR. w. N. Rush, of Rocheport, a. presid.
ing elder, and Rev. II. p. Bond, of Sails
bury, secretary.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Not Here.

WARRENsBURG, Mo-, March Is, 1882.
EDITOR BAZoO:-SOme several years
since there lived in your town a certain
doctor called the "Indian Doctor" Will
you please inform me if he lives there still.
| have no reference to DIR. Fesler. Your
compliance will much oblige,
Yours truly, &C., ST..
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

The Nebraska City Neb.) Press saws
ST. Jacobs Oil strikes heavy blows for good
all around, and its virtues for rheumatic
pains are lauded upon every hand. Try
it, all We who suffer.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
At the Rink.

AT the roller skating rink, yesterday
afternoon, single and double bouquet hold.
and girl skaters. The former was captur-
ed by Master Arthur Jacobs and the latter
by Miss May Jaynes. The rink will be
open during the present week, as usual.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

-SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miser
able by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cur,
is the remedy for you. For sale by al
druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

All the boys who bought piece goods
and who want stylish suit made, are
taking them to Ed. Guilty, on Lamine
street. between Second and Third. Ability
will tell, you know.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

CITY ATTORNEY.
We are authorized to announce Geo. F.
Iongan as a candidate for the Office of city
attorney, subject TO the decision of the
democratic city convention.
FOR CITY MARSHAL.
We are authorized to announce the name
of r. j. Shy for reelection to the Office of
city marshal, subject to the decision of the
democratic city convention.
CIRCUIT CLERK.
We are authorized to announce the
name of B. III. Ingram for reelection to
the Office of circuit clerk of Pettis county
subject to the decision of the county dem
ocratic convention.
COUNTY RECORDER.
We are authorized to announce the
name Of John w. Conner for the effice of
county recorder, subject to the decision of
the county democratic convention.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.
We are authorized to announce the
name of Willism ID. Steel for the Office
of prosecuting attorney of Pettis county,
subject to the decision of the county demo-
cratic convention. d&w
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

THAT HACKING COUGH can be
SO quickly cured by Shilohis Cure. We
guarantee it. For sale by all druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Christian Church Entertainment,

The young ladies of the Christian
church will give q literary and musical en-
night, March 2lst. Twenty-Five cents for
ali. 3-l9d3t
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Notice to Farmers and Stock Rails.
Ore.

The celebrated imported Clydesdale
stallion, Marquis of Lorne, will be ex-
hibited to the farmers of Pettis and sur
rounding counties at the market house
square, Sedalia, Saturday, March 18th,
between and D. m.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

Borden, Selleck & Co, St. Louis, sell
the best and cheapest Car Starter made
With II one man can move freight car.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Grateful to Invalids.

Floreston Cologne is grateful to inva-
lids, because it is refreshing without the
sickening effect of most perfumes.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21

III you desire true medical tonic
that will positively rid you OF all your
ailments and general i'll health, Browns
Iron Bitters is the best.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Seed Corn.

One car load st. Charles white corn, lust
from st. Charles county, Mo-, at d.
BlOcher's. 3-19sl&v3t
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
Farm for Sale or Rent

The Walker farm, six miles south of
Lamonte, and fifteen miles southwest of
Sedalia. First-class land, good house.
orchard, meadow and plenty Of good liv-
ing water Apply to Jao. d. Crawford.
Sedalis, or on the premises. wits
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-03-21
ANSWER.

The Indian doctor has left. His where.
abOuts are not known to the BAzoo. His
shape has not been visible on the streets oil
Sedslia for many months.
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223 Ohio Street.
WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA, Mo-,
TUESDAY, MARCH 81, 1882.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
CITY ATTORNEY.

lIFee for all general Offices, S.. For aldermen, So
PAYABLE in all cases i'm advance.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-02-22
pRcPIPS and EXPENDITURES or BUTLER COUNTY FOR 1884,
DISTRICT.
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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-02-22

COm'rs Salary Account.
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j Mayberry, 3l3 days $3.50. 1882 so
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7S4 80
CONS elk McClymonds 313 DIS $3.50 7s2 90
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Interest o,oo1 eU
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Constable Returns for 168l..,..... OIL Is
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-10-06

without forethought and tirmness, it
is difficult to realize what might have
been the consequence. A want OF
forethought might he apparent In
allowing SO many Indians within the
fort, and l may be asked why did
Won not shut the gates 2 The an
swer is, the old fort had been burnt
down; the new stockade had not
been supplied, there were no gates
to close against the horde9 of say
ages, who might came to intlmldate
me, and to revenge the supposed III
dignity TO :heir young chief.
You will think also that it was a
wonder that | allowed myself to get
into such trouble for an article of SO
little value. The fact Is, there WAS
no earthly cause. The Indian, as |
subsequently became convinced,
was really only playing with the
sad Her, and when Todd approached
he put the stick behind his back as
though to conceal it. Todd took It
from him and raped his knuckies
with it, which led to the encounter.
Thus many tritiing beginnings seri-
ousIy end. Had l gone out in the
first place, instead OF sending Todd,
there would not have been the slight
est trouble, nay, not even a rough
word
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-10-06
Independent Mass Meeting.

The Peoples Mass Convention was
called to order in Columbia Hall, at
IL a. NJ, Saturday, Aug. 3lst, pur-
suan3 to call.
NJ. A. A. Manning was elected
Chairman and I. g. Van Epps Sec
Rotary.
On motion the following gentle
men were appointed a committee to
prepare an order of business for the
Convention: G.. F. james, r. H.
Lansdale, d. C. Beatty, J. NJ. MUIR
ply and JAS. Tarbell.
The Convention took recess for
ten minutes.
The committee having appeared,
the Convention was called to order
by the Chairman.
The report of the Committee, omitted
for want of space. recommends the nom-
ination of officers i'll the rotation which
they follow below.-ED.
Report adopted.
On motion, the Chairman appoint
ed J. w. Bonner and f. w. Brown
tellers.
On motion, Robt. Rawson was
elected Assistant Secretary.
On motion, it was decided that
nominations be made by ballot.
The following nominations were
then made:
Auditor, G. NJ. Moore.
Sheriff, Frank Ruth.
Treasurer, j. H. Munson.
Probate Judge, Francis Henry.
School Superintendent, Mrs. p.
G. Hale.
Commissioners, j. S. Dobbins for
Olympia District, and John L. YaD.
It's for Tenino District.
Surveyor, +. w. Brown.
Coroner, Nathan Pattison.
Representative, Peterield Turpin.
Assessor, r. +. Shoecraft.
Justice of the Peace, Olympia
District, J. G.. Sparks.
The following resolution was adopt
ed:
Resolped. That the first choice of this
Mass Meeting for Joint Councilman is c.
II. Hale, and for Prosecuting Attorney J.
Z. McFadden.
On motion, the Chairman appoint
ed L: 9. Van Epps, J. W. Bonner
and Il. II. LaEsdale committee to
confer with like committee from
Lewis county with reference to the
nomination of Joint Councilman.
On motion the following gentle
men were constituted Peoples
County Central Committee for the
ensuing two years: s. D. Ruddell, F.
W. Brown, r. S. Weston, G. F.
James and Thomas Prather.
On motion, the Secretary was in
structed to correspond with the Sec
rotary of the Lewis County Peoples
Convention, with a view of securing
harmony of action.
The Convention then adjourned
sine die, with three rousing cheers
for the Peoples ticket.
a. A. MANNING, Chm.
r. Roa C. R R.xi Errs' Secretaries.