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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06

: All beds seem bard to the rheumatic. :. Ihle1
harken Ie peevish sufIerers :; Apply tDl
ana muscles. Rely upon it that YOU you viii {ei s
perienco speedy rellct. Such. at least, Is lth
testimony Of those who have used IT. Th4 re
medy II likewise successfully resorted t04 TO
Throat and lung diseases, sprains, bruises, etc
Dor sale at II. B. C0chran's drug store, rs
North Queen street. Lancaster,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06
iNrEl1

.Gssl.,ns-Your aorBislss haze been ,f
fever for over two months and could get no
relief until tried your Hop Bltters. To those
?unenn& IRON debility or any ono In feeble
...I u. C. SToETzII,
- 6s Fulton jfset, CAtesD: III.
Asl.2Wd&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06
Oh, MY HEAD
WHY WILL YOU SUFFER

WHY WILL YOU SCFFEKF
= ~ - Il Al Is J..
Sick headache, nervous headache, neuralgia.
nervousness, paralysis, dyspepsia. sleeplcss.
ness and brain diseases, positively cureti by
Dr.. Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pills
They contain no opium. quinine or other
harmful drug. Sold by druggists. Price. Sc
cents per box, two boxes tor 81. six boxes fol-
$50 by mail, postage free. Dr. e. w. Benson,
baltimore, Md.
q. N. CRlTTENTON, lis Fulton street, New
York, Is wholesale agents for Dr.. =. W. Ben
augi2-lmd, M, ,W&S&wT
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06

TIE RBv. GHO II. THArxs. OF ssourhon. Ind
says both myself and wife owe OUT ives %
sHILOH's CONsUNFTI0N CuRB. For sale at Cock-
iAns drug store. l87 North QsoaA street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06
"A Hstraarch

Writes: with q firm, steady hand mot
n trembling one), th0ngh my age is nearly
eighty. give my Testimony to the value Of
BurdOck Blood Bitters; for twenty years I
pepsia, INDIGESTION and constipation. 1 tried
hundreds OF remellies, but all was money
thrown away until tried your bitters. I give
BurdOck Blood EitteTs the credit for making
me strong and hearty" Price q. For sale 1t
n. b. Cochran's drug store, LIZ North Queen
street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06

For DrsPEPsIA and Liver Complaint, You
have printed guarantee on every bottle of
6hilOh's Vttalizer. 1t never fails TO cure. For
sale at Cochrsn's drug store. Isl North Queen
street. .'.'-'0 - ..''.t -"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06

GHAYB sPEOIKIO AEDICIN8. - TaE
" Great English Remedy. An unfaiitng
follow loss Of Memory, Universal Lsssi.
tude. Pain in tho Hack, Dimness OF
Vision, Premature Old Age, and many
other diseases that lead to insanity or Com
sumption and Premature Grave. Pun par.
uculars in our pamphlet, which We desire to
send FREQ BY mail to every one. The Specific
age, or six packages tor 8. or VIII Ee sent free
by mail ON tho receipt OF the money, by i'd
dressing the agent, H. B. Cochran, l37 and l39
North Queen street. On account Of counter
feits, vi hAve 1d6pted tho Yellow WrSpper:
theOnly genuine. Guarantees ofcnre issued By
us: For sale In Lancaster BY H. B. Cochran.
III North Queen street.
THE GRAY MEDICISEc) 7.
apgl2lYdkN
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06

0AAUEL II. PRlOle, ATTOkNEY. hAS
y Removed h1s Onlco 1r0m 6 N0sth Duke
street to No. a GRANT STREET, hmedi.
ately in Rear ofiCouJt House, Longs New
Building. 1l7.ffd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-09-06

ARE You MADE miserable by Indigestion, Con-
sttpatton: Loss Of Appetite, yellow Skin
Shil0h's Vitalizer Is positive cure. For sale
at Cochran's drug store, l57 North Queen
street. q 30. .. +.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
It Sounded Funny.

Scotch Highlanders have the habit when
talking their English of interspersing the
personal pronoun she" when not required,
such as ''the King he has come" Often
in consequence sentence is rendered ex-
tremely ludicrous. A gentleman says he
lately listened to the Rev. Nh, who
began his discourse thus My friends you
will find my text in the first epistle general
off'-llSter, fifth chapter and eighth verse
The devil he goeth about like a roaring
lion seeking whom he may devour"
Now my brethren, for our instruction l
have divided my text into four heads
Firstly, we shall endeavor to ascertain who
the devil he was. Secondly, we shall en-
quire into his geographical positions, name
ly where the devil he was and where the
devil he was going? Thirdly, who the
devil he was seeking. And fourthly, and
lastly, we shall endeavor to solve question
which has never yet been solved-what the
devil he was roaring about" mr. ..tn.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
Mit and Yumor.
A Comical Wedding.

Years ago, in New Hampshire, young
lady and her lover were placed in ludl-
crous position by not needing the advice
Choose not alone proper mate
1t was the custom in those days to choose
all town officers at the annual March meet
ing. After batch had been chosen they
were marched off to justice of the peace.
and sworn into Office.
Squire Chase the father of the late Chief
Justice Chase, being prominent justice OF
Cornish, usually did this work for that town,
As the officers were numerous, the task
kept him busy from morning till night.
One day, when the town meeting had
tired the squire out, he returned home,
threw himself into an easy chair, and was
soon in sound sleep. An anxious coupe
who had been impatiently awaiting the
squires return that he mis- ht marry them,
again called at the house Mrs. Chase,
being somewhat agitated, led them imme-
diately before the sleeping justice.
'Mr. Chase p she shouted. shaking him
by the shoulder; awake up! here's couple
come to be married !"
Half awakened the justice rubbed his
eyes, and supposed he saw in the couple
two persons waiting to be sworn into office.
"Hold up your hands !" he said.
As they had never seen the marriage
ceremony performed in that style, they hes
itated.
"Hold up your hands p exclaimed the
squire peremptorily, and they obeyed.
"You severally and solemnly swear" he
continued ''that you will faithfully perform
the duties of your Office respectively, accor
ding to your best skill and judgment-so
help you God!''
The couple looked at each other, and then
at the squire.
chats all, excepting the fee-one dol
lar" he added, soothingly.
1t was dropped into the extended hand,
and they went out, doubling if the squire
had tied the knot as it should be DONE
After a little conversation, they conclud-
ed that if they lived up to the oath they
would be much better married than most of
their friends, and so the matter rested.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
Select poetrp,
THE SAND MAN.


There's funny old fellow, so Eve heard say,
Who comes along with the close of day,
With big big bag on his shoulders hung,
And a shadowy mantle about him flung.
Now the funniest part of the story, dears,
Il this, that nobody ever hears
The old mans footsteps so quiet is he,
And his queer old self nobody can see,
But what do you think he comes to do,
little ones, gray-eyed, brown-eyed, or blue?
He sprinkles sand on your eyelids white
AS soon as It's time to say goodnight;
And the dear little eyes, SO heavy they grow
They droop. and at last close tight you must know
And wrapping his mantle around you fast,
He carries you off 10 dreamland at last.
Would you know the name of this wonderful man
Ask nursie to tell you if she can.
Long ago, my darlings, whenI like you,
Was golden haired child with eyes of blue,
He came to me with the twilight gray
And made me weary, at last, of play,
Just as he comes to my own little one
Even now, when the long, long day is done.
Mary d. Brine in Our Lille Ones.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
NOTHING SHORT OF UNMIS-
~ TAXABLE BENEFITS

Conferred upon tens of thousands of sufferers
could originate and maintain the reputation
which AYERS SARsAPARILLA enjoys. 1t Is
compound of the best vegetable alternatives,
with the Iodides of Potassium and lron,-all
powerful, blood-making, blood cleansing and
life-sustaining- is the most etfectual OF all
remedies for scrofulous, mercurial or blood
disorders Uniformly successful and certain,
it produces rapid and complete cures of Scrof-
ula. Sores, Boils, Humors, Pimples, Erup-
tons, Skin Diseases and all disorders arising
from impurity of the blood. By its invigorat-
ing effects it always relieves and often cures
Liver Complaints, and is potent remover OF
waning vitality. For purifying the blood it
has no equal. Ittones up the system, restores
and energy For forty years it has been in
extensive use, and is to-day the most available
medicine for the suffering sick.
For sale by all druggists.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

Patrick saw bull paving in field, and
thought what fun it would be to jump over,
catch him by the horns and rub his nose
in the dirt. The idea was so funny that
he laid down and laughed to think of it.
The more he thought of it the funnier it
seemed, and he determined to do it. Bovus
quickly tossed him over the fence again.
Somewhat bruised, Patrick leisurely picked
himself up, with the consolatory reflection :
"Well, it is moighty foine thing had my
laugh foorst." .....
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

Whenyoung Mr.. Dusenbury Jones called
at the residence of Miss Constance Cortland
Van Rensselaer, he was informed by the
Irish domestic, who responded to the ring
of the door bell, that her young mistress
was sick. Mr.. Jones face grew visibly
paler and his voice betrayed some agitation
as he asked "May l inquire the nature
of her illness?" Bridget answered with a
perfectly straight countenance: "They call
it love, sur | believe it's some sort skin
disease"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

The family were telling riddles one evening,
and the ive-year-old told this one -Four
little hopper-toads sat on tree; Two hoped
off, and then there were three" Nobody
could guess it. "Well," she explained,
lone of them hoped right back again. :"
'Who told you that riddle p asked NAM
ma. Nobody" replied the little one. II
thunk it up myself"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

Said an Austin teacher to one of his
highest pupils: 'If your father gave you
basket of peaches to divide between your
self and your little brother, and there were
forty peaches in the basket, after you had
taken your share, what would be left p
"My little brother would be left, for I'd
take all the peaches. That's the kind of
Congressman I'm going to be when grow
I'm -
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

Train leaves Hillen Station, Baltimore, for Glyn-
don Reisterstown) at 90 P. NJ. Train leaves Glyn-
don for Baltimore at % p. NJ
SUNDAY TRAINS
Going East, will leave Union Bridge for Baltimore
and intermediate Stations at 610 a. m 415 p. and
Westminster at 655 a. m and 4.50p m. Going West
will leave Baltimore for Union Bridge and inter-
mediate Stations at $40 a. M, and 200 p. m. and
Westminster at 1929 a. m. and 3.43 p. m.
EMMITTSBURG RAILROAD.
Trains South will leave Emmittsburg at 40 a. m.
and BIO and 5.55 p m, arriving at Rocky Ridge at
$40 a. M and $40 and SIS p Trains North will
leave Rocky Ridge at 1887 m, $50 and 6 80 p m =,
arriving at Emmittsburg IL 05 m, AS and 705 p.
m. t.#
BALTIMORE AND CUMBERLAND VALLEY r. R.
Trains East leave Shippensburg, Pa, 6.45 a. M,
and LIS and $40 p. m, Chambersburg 718 a.. m,
las and $50 D. M, Waynesboro 755 a. M. 2.20 and
4.30 p. M. arriving at Edgemont SIS m, and 240
and 450 p. m. Trains West leave Edgemont lis and
1142 a. M and 1872 p. M, Waynesboro 7.35 a. IN and
1903 and 7.55 p. m, Chambersburg SIS a. m. and
1243 and IS p. H. arriving at Shippensburg S45 a.
m, and LIS and 9.05 p. m.
FREDERICK DIVISION PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
Trains for Frederick leave junction at TO- Is
and 6 .15 p. m. Trains for Taneytown, Littlestown
Through car for Frederick leaves Baltimore at 400
D. m. and leaves Frederick for Baltimore at S35 q.
m. Through cars for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points ON the H. J. H. & G. R. R. leave Baltimore
at 1905 a. m and 400 p.
Orders for Baggage calls can be left at Ticket
Office, I'D W. Baltimore street. Baltimore time Civ
en- at all stations.
JIM. HOOD, Genl. Manager
july Is B. H. GRIswoLD, Gen'l Ticket Agent.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

Murder? Your honor, it wasn't muir
der, it was suicide. You see he wanted
to kill himself, and hadn't the courage to,
so he asked me, and suicided him" NBut,
why did you then take his watch and pocket
book p "Why? Because he had no
further use for them-that's whyw
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

"Who was the meekest man ?" asked a
Sunday School teacher.
"Moses."
every well who was the meekest wo-
man"
"Never was any" 534'ls-35 @'
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

Many man is not satisfied to live onthe
face of the earth. He tries to live on his
own face. IS
There is one place where there is no cheap
talk, and that Is over the Atlantic cable.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

"Have some milk this morning ?" asked
the milkman of Toozer, who stood at the
back door. "No, not this milk, some udder
milk, " said the little one. And the milk
man walked chalk line away from the
house.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21

A six-year old boy was seated in a bar
ber,s chair. swell, my little man" said
the barber, chow would you like your hair
cut ?" "Oh, ike papa's, with little round
hole at the top" T6gJI1 20
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
STORE, NEW GOODS, AND
IN CHEAP

II HAVE built Store Room next door to
nv old stand, Bowers Hall, and my stock
consists of full line of good fresh GRO
CERES AND PROVISIONS, comprising
all kinds of Salt Meats cut to suit, Salt Fish,
Coffee, Sugar, Syrups, Spices, Chip Beet, Be-
logna Sausage, Flour, Corn and Buckwheat
Meal and all articles generally kept in good
Grocery and Provision Store, all of which will
be sold low, delivered to any part of the town.
With long experience and by strict attention to
business, l solicit liberal share of the public
patronage.
june IA JOHN. ID. BUYERS.
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As our prices are always the Lowest, and
as we aim to carry First Glass Goods only,
we believe it means dollars and cents to you
to deal with US. Rss~ Please call and exam
inc our Stock. Respectfully yours, &C.,
GEO. W. ALBAUGH.
One-Price Cash Store, near Railroad, West
minister, Md. A Tailor on the premises.
sept 80
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
JOSEPH M. PARKE.
CHAS. T. REIFSNIDER. CHARLES E. FINK.
r AW CO-PARTNERSH

The undersigned have this day formed
co-partnership for the practice of Law in
the several courts of this State under the firm
name of Reifsnider & Fink. All business en-
trusted to our care will receive prompt atten-
ton. Office--Main street, adjoining the res
idence of Chas 7. Reifsnider.
CHAS. L. REIFSNIDER,
CHARLES E. FINK.
Westminster, Nd, Oct. 20, 1881. oc22
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1882-10-21
II r. NOR,MENT.

D B. NORMENT, ...
H. ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Office with Hon. Charles B. Roberts, opposite
the Court House, respectfully informs the
citizens of Carroll and adjoining counties that
he will give prompt attention to all business
intrusted to him, both before the Courts of
this State and the Departments of the Cen
eral Government at Washington, D. G.
Jan 4, 1873.
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A SSIGNEE OF MORTGAGES
"A SALE OF REAL ESTATE,

A SSIGNEE OF MORTGAGES
"A SALE OF REAL ESTATE,
In Franklin District, Carroll County, Nd.
The undersigned, by virtue of power of
sale contained in mortgage from Mary |.
Scott and Charles A. Scott to Henry Bussard,
dated the 18th day of June, 1880, and re-
corded among the real estate mortgage re-
cords of Carroll county, in liber F. T. S., No.
Is, folio 122, and by virtue of the assignment
thereof by the said Henry Bussard to the I'M
dersigned, on the 18th day of October, 1880,
(Which said assignment is duly recorded will
offer at public sale, on the premises, on
Thursday, the Goth day of October, 1889,
at clock, p. M, all that tract or parcel of
land situate and lying in Carroll county, on
the Ridge Road, one-half mile north of Mt.
Airy, on the B. & 0. R. R., and being the
tract of land conveyed by Christopher F. Nit
ten and wife on the 18th day of August, 1868,
to the said Mary l. Scott, and recorded in
liber j. B. B., No. Sc, folio 243, one of the
land records of Carroll county, containing
563 ACRES OF LAND, MORE OR LESS,
and adjoining the lands of George Groves es-
tate, Rufus Hood, and Henry P. Nusbaum.
Terms of sale, cash.
SUSIE BUSSARD,
Assignee of Mortgage.
Jas. A. C. Bond, Solicitor. sep2S-ts
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THE PLACE TO BUY
i DRY GOODS.
FALL OF 1882.
HAMILTON EASTER & SONS,
Nos. 100, 2ol & 2O3 Baltimore Street,
-s BALTIMORE.

The above firm have been Importers, Job
beers and Retailers of DRY GOODS for
over 50 gears. Their present large trade has
been built up by fair dealing and selling only
such goods as will prove satisfactory to the
purchaser and be found of full value for the
price paid. The price of every article is
marked in plain figures, and the inexperienced
quainted with the value of goods. Our Stock
of Silks, Dress Goods, Wraps, Linen Goods,
Mourning Fabrics, Hosiery, Gloves and
Shawls are entirely of our own Importation.
We have also on hand very extensive as
sortment of ....
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DILLINGSLEA g. BAUGHMAN,
DENTISTS.
Office One Door Vest of the Union National
Bank, Westminster, Md.
DENTISTS.

Will visit the following places:
Union B1idge.-1st Wednesday and Friday
following of each month.
Neuo Windsor.-2d Wednesday and Friday
following of each month.
TdneytoUn. to the last and the last
Friday in each month, remaining until Satur-
day evening.
One of the firm can always be found in the
office. sep 23-tf
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BLANKETS, COMFORTS, BED SPREADS
CLOTHS AND CASSIMERES

CLOTHS AND CASSIMERES
for Men and Boys wear, we never offered so
low or had in such abundance as this season.
Clothing new in design, pattern, workman
ship, &c. On account of our increased trade
we are now building
THIRTY FEET MORE TO OUR ROOM,
which will make it the largest in this part of
the country-length $50 feet. This room is
to be used for .r.
LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S WRAPS,
Coats, Dolmans, Shawls and Wooden Goods.
We intend to make this departmental success.
NEW HOSIERY, GLOVES, CORSETS,
Underwear, Hoods for Ladies and Children,
Shirts, white and colored; Linen Collars and
Cuffs, Latest Novelties in Neck Wear.
OVERCOATs, ovERCOATs,
GOssAMER COATS & CIRCULARS.
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you ARE INVITED

VOU ARE INVITED
TO CALL AND EXAMINE OUR STOCK.
We take pleasure and pride in being able to
offer to the citizens of our county and vicinity
so large and varied stock of
Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, Car
pets, &c.
We have an unusually large variety of Goods
this fall.
Attention invited to our Silks, Sat
ms, Dress Goods, Cloakings,
Pushes, Black and Cold Cash
meres, Gersters, Flannel
Suitings and Sackings.
Attention invited to our Calicoes, es-
pecially the New Reversible.
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Western Maryland College,
WESTMINSTER, CARROLL COUNTY, MARYLAND,
Incorporated 1858.

incorporated 1888.
The 31st Semi-Annual Session OF this IN
stitution of Learning begins September oth,
1882. The special attention of those resid-
ing in or near Westminster is called to the
advantages of having such College so con-
yenient to them. Young persons of either
sex can here receive Thorough Education
without losing the privileges of home resi-
dence. The Preparatory Department affords
full course for the ordinary business of
life, and by the purchase of Scholarship the
full Collegiate Course can be had at about the
same low rates charged in the Preparatory
Department.
For further information see or address the
President,
J. T. WARD, D. D.,
at his residence, or any of the Professors at
their residences or at the College.
1t is important that students enter at the
beginning of the session, or as soon thereafter
as practicable. july 90
c. TO
B. G. BLANCHARD
CARPETS, CARPETS, CARPETS!
THE LARGEST VARIETY in Westminster
VERY 10 VEST PRICES
HANDSOME INGRAM & THREE-PLY
BEAUTIFUL BRUSSELS!
Ranging in price from 40 Cents to $500.
Call or send for circulars explaining our
plan of selling Carpets, which is done through
the medium of most wonderful invention
RICHARDSON'S CARPET EXHIBITOR.
By the aid of this device we are enabled to
show you, before purchasing, precisely how
your carpet will look when made up and laid
upon your floor. Don't fail to call and see it
before buying, as you can surely save money
by buying in this way.
We also have full lines of goods usually kept
in stock, such as
GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
SILVERWARE, WOODENWARE,
CLOCKS, MIRRORS, &c.
Prices as low as any house in Westminster.
Very respectfully,
may 8-tf B. G. BLANCHARD.
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CHANGE OF TINE.
Western Maryland Railroad.


nN and after Monday, July 10th, 1882,
" Trains will run over this road as follows:
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AND DRAWING.

Pupils desired in Drawing, also Oil and
China Painting. China Painting done to or
der. MISS MARY C. SMITH,
Rectory of Ascension Church,
oct Off Westminster, Nd.
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Attention invited to our Domestic
Goods, Muslins, Sheeting and Pill
low Case Muslin, Tickings, Heavy
Cottonades, Shirtings, Ginghams,
Flannels, Skirting Flannels.
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Attention invited to our Calicoes, es-
pecially the New Reversible.
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STATIONS.

PAssENGER TRAINS RUNNING WEST.