New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-26

SONG.
,rbolaw il the true embodiment
OF everything that's excellent
II has no kind OF fault or flaw;
And I. my lO.ds, embOdY tue law
The constitutional guardian
OF pretty young wards IN Chancery.
All are agreeable girls abu nome
Are over the age of twenty-one
A pleasant cccup itlOh Tor ,
rather susceptible ChahccIlVt'
ALA pleas lnt, etc
Tord ToIloIler then proposes attention 10 us
business of the day. which appears to be tue aus
ros,l of PHYLLIS. with whom the entire hou'e VI
! ords ia in love, and of whom the Lord ChdHcee@
says: ,,.,n,.
II would be idle 10 deny that mysef nave tns us
fortune b. singularly attracted pv ts yOs tjt,
~ regard for her is rapidly undermining my coIi'
lion Three months ago was "a stout mSh, esSo"i
no more. II coIlh reconcile II WIN lny duty scea.
nb,sitatip sly award her to my SELF for eau cOns "a
tiousy say that know no man who Is so Wen n' ssaJ
render exceptionally happy but SUE ,hfors AZ
would he open 10 miscOnstiucli0n ano Due.I 81 ,,
whatever personal Inconvenience waive NY o'"'H"
That august per on then plantlvcy inquiries IN
lines already quoted in this column whether nc ga.
give his own consent to his own m mari Sis
with h. own ward or marry his own ward "lnOus
n,s n,rn consenti And II he marries his own Nasu
withant his consent can he COMMIT hllns ,aaI he.
t.unut of hi. own Court Can he appear Dy eoulse
tr, h,msrlt 10 move for arrest Of his own ludsmen'
and observes that his position is painful Hy"',
beinp here produced, is addre sed In solos oy |"'
1oioUer and the EdrI Of Mount ArGTdt ana a enolu'
of neer. but ressts all enreaty. Finally the pahe'
ba lad OF Lord Ioilolier
Spurn not the nobly born
with love Affected,
draws from Phyllis the confession tha' nor n,"
is given Upon the natural outbreak Oh UNI
Chancellor Htrephoa enters and Phyllis rusheS " US
arms Sfrephon avCwing his vocation ana hls ehs'e
ment with the maidon. An amusing scene 'o'i'""
and the peers depart, the stage diree''o" ~;
with much dignity" which certainly mus' y
seen to be appreciated The Lord ChaaeeHOr sep''
atcs the lovers and ordering Phyllis off, the au sr
dialogue with StephOn. already printed III 80"
Tribune. is followed by the taking song OIL 'n0
Chancellor which. as Mr. Ryley gives w. us
shortly become "a famous as anything Id
ticnco' or " Pnaforo."
When went TO the Bar very young ma'
(Sald % myself. said ID
IN work 90 n new and original plan
(Said ~ tny self, said l. 49,,
ri never assume that a rogue or q thef
la "A gentleman worthy implicit ueilei
Because his attorney has sent me u prei
(5aid to myself, said ID -, "a.
After which, the Lord Chancellor disappe'i's'
ZEN IoIanths to Strtph0n III tears.
io-Aiy son In tears aud on bis weddnsuAy e.p With
SrkEPI-My weddlng-day On, ho..s', "a ne Lord
ne, for tho law has inlorios9d between vs. ~"
Chancellor has separated us iOrcSsr oh ~ IA did bnf
Io-Tno Lord Chancellor !-tAsffeJ on IL "'
know ,,,,. nm, know-whstl
SrRErH operheaung he II he did oui hnV NO poser
over Won, Remember YOU are half iaify wv
defy Rundown to the waist. ,nx.rd no can
SiREpH-Yes, Dut from the waist doNnn III N that
comnit Ioe 10 prison Cor years. OF what avail. years
NV hadx n free n my legs working OUT seven
penal servitudef - s..... has promiscd