The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-12-28
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.iesp,ag son is The school TEACHER
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A Chicago girl said shs couldn't re.
aasnls.r the number of her shoes. and
then got mad hecanss somebody said Il
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a lady pays 81 Tor pair Of fashions.
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DE Young. aud you never have wrinkles.
II yoa don't knos how 10 die. call 10 =
doctor
Nos tba, cold weather has come some
women are limiting that pair Of diamond
earrings ~ q Christmas present is all that
~ill keep them from freezing TO death this
winter.
~ The fellow who wrote. II nov take
my pen IN hand. was troubled with re.
morse ~ben ha discovered, after he bad
mailed the letter. that he bad been writ.
log sitb a lead pencil.
"A young man who wanted TO teach
school 10 Kansas could not tell horizontal
from perpendicular, but the committee oy.
eriooked that, as some fthe members bad
been ,ha, way them selves.
"Ah. excuse mel' said an Arkspsaw
man. as he knocked down a stranger 10
the street Il though. that you were a
friend Of mine My eyesigh, is failing
me so that III have 10 wear glasses
Hostess What. must you go, al.
ready. Professor The professor "My
dear madam, there is limit even 10 my
capacity Of INJECTING myself on my
friends Hostess -'-oh. not At all. as.
sure you"
Schoolgirl You say the youth you
dote on is almos: sixteen years old. and
you want to give him Christmas present
which willpIease him more than ali the
rest he can possibly receive from others
Very WE'LL Give him shaving case.
Teacher -"Why. how stupid you are.
TO be surel Can't multiply eighty eight BY
twenty-five Ill wager that Charles can
do ths, sum in less than no time Pupil
- should not be surprised. They say
that fools multiply very rapidly nowadays.
Jay Gonld. it's said, il looking for an
illustration for the tombstone to be erect.
ell upon the new $40, 600 plat at Woodlawn
cemetery. How would sborn lamb dor
II would be kind OF suggestive Of lifes
work. and melancholy enough for tomb
stone.
That butter is all right said q
boarding .houa keeper. Its firkin butter
aud tastes OF the wood little. Thst's sll'
III ,ha, is the case, replied a bosrder,
who is a contractor, II should like to get
some Of that wood TO make railroad bridg.
o, out Of F"
Minister Hannibal Hamlin is home,
Minister John Russell Young is coming
home. and Minister Sargent wants TO come.
Somehow the glitter Of foreign courts new
Or can take the place Of American buck.
wheat cakes aud pumpkin pies during the
winter season.
"A conntrymsn sowing his ground
two smart fellows riding that way. one Of
them called 10 him with an insolent air !;
swell. honest fellow. said he "tis your
business 10 SOW. but We reap the fruits Of
your labor" To which the conntryman
replied, Ills very likely you may, ior ]
am sowing hemp.
"A Dog aud his Tail fell into disl ute
a. TO which should wag the other. An H.
iaerah, Wasp passing that way casually
remarked; Speaking OF tails. reminds me
,hs, possess ons ~hich may, possibly. b.
Influential enough TO wsg yon both
This fable teaches that two cents worii, Of
Dynamite IS bigger man than . Church
steeple.
- DO Won ever riec, how to pass your
iifes II yon live 10 seveniy.two, which
hope you may, your life is spent Ia the
following manner: an hour day !. ibr .
years; this makes twenty seven years
sleeping. nine Years dressing. nine ye@r a,
table. siI years playing With children. niue
years walking. driving. visiting. ak year.
shopping and ,hree yeAn qusrreling.
As Christmas 10 near al hand, No may |
aeon expect 10 see Ia our 81 LOUIS ea
changes something like The following: "A
Chicago yonng man IN a rssh moment toll
his girl tina, II she would hang up hei
stocking on Christmas Eve he would ali u
sith something NEE. He has since $50
her stocking. aud is undecided ~heshe, u
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