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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16
'Every Tub on Its Own Bottom

"When / shake hands wild 3
stranger" said Brother Gardner, as ST.
lence fell upon the members, II doan'
keer two cents wheder his great-gran'.
fader was . Cabinet officer or q cob.
bier; wheeler his own gran'fader sold
silks or kaliker; wheder his fader was Q
cooper or q statesman. De man have
to deal wild am de man befO' me, an
not de dust an bones an collins of his
predecessors. He may size up well, OF
he may run to remnunts; he may bt
squar', or he may be blk; he may be
honest, or he may have de right-bowel
up his s!eeve-dat am fur me to find
out.
II doan' propose to jine hands wild 6
stranger bekase his gran fader cum obel
wild de Pilgrims. Neither shall 1 lend
five dollars to one o. my color on de
ground dat his uncle weighed a ton an
shook hands wild three different Presi.
dents. What mar he am. an whedeI
his fader was poet or blacksmith.
won't make him better or wuss. Size
up your man on his own personal shape.
1t doan' matter to you what sort of
head his fader had, or how big his un-
cle's feet war. he am de man You am
doin' bizness wild. De pusson who
trabels from dis kentry on nothing but
record made by some relative half q
century since will land in jail as soon
as in good society. When 1 have any
plug tObacker to spare de man who's
fader didn't do anything but mind his
own bizness an purvide fur his family.
will get it quite as soon as deman who's
fader diskivered a comet or predicted an
airthGuake.
II want each an cherry member OF
dis club to stan on his own shape. II
he am fast-cOlors dat's all we want tc
know. II he crooks or fades in de
washin' he must step down an out. De
to de South Carolina Legislator doan'
prove that Samuel hissef knows beans
from hoss-barns. Likewise, de fack dat
Giveadam Jones had an uncle hung
fur stealin' con doan' 60 to prove dat
it wouldn't be safe to leave our bruddel
in grocery sto' fur half an hour while
de clerk went out AFTER change. When
q man boasts dat one of de family
signed de Declarashun of Independ-
ence, doan' you take his note widout
good indorser. People who lay back
on nothing but de glory of de dead, OF
de craftsmanship Of some one who sat
in Congress . hun'erd y ars ago, am jist
as apt to work off bogus dollar on 3
sore-eyed railrosd conductor as de mar
whose geological tree has baker hang.
in to cherry limb. "-Brother Gardner,
OF the Lime Kiln Club, in Detroit Fres
Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16
The Buyers Rights at Sales.

That the seller at public sale has ad-
vantages which the buyer cannot pos
sess himself OF, there can be no ques-
ion. He understands, in detail. all the
peculiarities of each animal tolbe sold.
These peculiarities may initiate against
he value of the animal, yet not amount
20 unsOundness.
The auctioneer at time of sale is the
agent of both seller and buyer, and it is
his duty to protect the buyer. This he
should do by informing himself of hid
len vices, or defects of body, and stating
The facts IN regard to these. When
here are external defects, such as the
.Oss of horn, portion of the tail or
ldder, and the animal is put up "w it'll
Ill her faults" the buyer Is expected to
observe these, as they are discernible to
the eye, or touch; but if, in addition to
these manifest defects, the animal has
others that it is important to the buyer
that he be made aware of, and can only
know through statement by the seller
Or auctioneer. then it is due to the buyer
that this statement be made. If hid
len unsoundness or defect be kept from
buyers at sale, and especially if any
effort be made to conceal this, while the
animal is in the sale ring. or before, it
will show an intent to take advantage
If the buyer. and will be q just cause Of
action
If, however, notice deposited before
he sale, or an announcement be made
by the auctioneer, in place where
bidders have the best possible opportu-
oity of seeing it before the sale COM
mences. that warranty is given to hold
good for given period, say twenty
tour hours, thus giving the buyer time,
+ he have any doubts as to sOundne,s,
% employ an expert to examine, the
animal, then this will be counted
IS sufficient notice to the
buyer. 1t is well understood
that where an animal is suspected of
aaving defects, and this suspicion is
generally prevalent among the buyers,
The latter thereby become protected
through the low price bid upon the ami
NAL. In such a case the buyer should
submit. because he has been put on his
guard in making his offerings. If the
animal prove better than was expected,
;hen he has got fully the worth of his
money, and perhaps more.
II the seller gets less than its value,
hen it is his own fault, for he is sup
posed to know every peculiarly of tenn
per and body; and where animals are
unknown to the bidders. except as they
appear in the ring. it is unquestionably
he duty of the seller, - stated above,
either by publication in the catalogue,
n person. or through the auctioneer,
when the animal Is brought into the
ling. to secure to himself al the adyan-
ages of entire absence Of defects in 4 |
given Offering, or, on the other hand, to |
protect innocent buyers from being
wronged through Withholding facts
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

from them. II bidder, after having
made bid, sees any reason for regret
ting, he can recall the bid at any time
before the hammer falls. In dong 50,
he cannot be considered as compromis-
ing himself. He may do this, influ-
enced by seeing something in the APP
pearance of the animal offered that hid
before escaped his observation, or he
may do it through some hint from a
friend. Simply to say: Il withdraw nv
bid is sufficient, and after hayino
done so, he is as clear in the eyes Of the
law as though lie had made NO bid.
If an anctioneer received an animal
not catalogued in the regular sale Of
the day. and fails to state from whom
he receives it for sale. he is liable to the
buyer as though he was selling it as his
own property. II the acutioneer be
guilty of fraud or deceit, or If he take
the responsibility of selling property that
is in dispute, he willrender himself liable
to the buyer for any wrongin6icted. Anc
If he connives with the vender to de-
ceive the buyer, he is responsible to the
latter for any loss sustained. Nor can
he come upon his employer to make
make to the injured party. If the auc
tioneer or vender sells property the title
to which rests in third party. whose
name is not announced as the real owner,
the buyer being told. or led to believe.
that the seller is the owner. then the
sale is void. If the buyer sees fit to 50
declare it. This, it will be seen, pro
tects the public against the practice OF
"running i'm animals into a sale made
by prominent breeder, the real owner
being an obscure party, and, perhaps.
one against whom distrust would arise u
he were known to the bidders. So il
will be observed that innocent buyers,
if doubts arise on points of the kind re.
ferred to, have q right to demand such
statements as will establish clear un.
Outstanding, and place all responsibility
where it belongs. The seller has ample
opportunity for demanding adequate sc.
curity for the payment of the purchase
money, if the sale be made on credit
and the law comes most arbitrarily te
his aid in enforcing the collection of the
debt. If the seller be not responsible.
he can, if he knows that any question
of unsoundness is liable to come ur
against him before the note falls due,
sell or transfer it to . third party,
placing himself thereby beyond reach.
Hence, every consideration points I'd
the justice of requiring full information
from the seller, at the time the sale il
made, as his stock is likely to bring al
it appears to be worth, while appear.
ances may be q very imperfect index, in
the case of some of the offerings, as to
their real value.-National Live Stoc3
Journal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

"A rude fellow, who addressed an
insulting remark to the wife of ex-Mayor
Caleb Saunders. of Lawrence, Mass. a.
she was leaving the theater in that town
few nights ago, under the impression
that she was without an escort, was
promptly foored by . blow from the
Est of the vigorous husband. A doctor
and q policeman were then summoned.
The former sewed up wound an inch
and q half in length near the fellows
right eye, and the latter locked him up
Tor appearance before the Police Court
-Boston Transcript.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

Never put ginger snaps in a jar
while they are hot; take them from the
tins and lay them on plates to cool, other.
wise they will steam and become moist
and will not be crisp and brittle; other
cookies will not need 80 long . cooling
process. and cake which you wish to
keep . week or ten days is improved BY
being wrapped In = towel while it &
still In the tin; let It stand in this wsy
Tor two or three hourA-M r Post
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16
HUMOROUS.

of course it is true, but isn't il
Gather heartless to speak of q blind man
as an unsightly person.-Yoakers Ga
sette.
Travelling in Russia must be trying
10 one not verst in the measures of dis
lance in that country.-Detroit Free
Press.
Young man. don't marry '.gilded
butterfly" Marry a good looking girl.
The butter will fly fast enough when
you get to housekeeping. -Steuben Re-
publican.
-" There" said the dealer. sis a Car.
pet that can't be beat" And the man
bought it. He hates carpet-beating, and
wanted one that it was no use trying tc
&restle. Post.
"A New York trades union demands
that eight hours shall constitute days
work. Why. certainly, certainly; but
It will be bad day for the workiugmaD
when his wife gets similar notion into
her head.-Philade!phia Chronicle.
"A Boston journalist says "a kiss for
each falling star is the lovers rule"
This may do in Boston, where it takes
some time to remove eyeglasses; but ii
won't do in Philadelphia. The falling
stars are too few and far between.-PhG
adelphia NeWs.
Jesse James never sat for his photo
graph. The reason for his not having
bis picture taken is that he always had
"to get up and git before the photog.
rapher put the rag back over the ma
chine, thereby spelling the sitting.
Then, again, Jesse made very hard
Representatives, Siftings.
If we accept 40 truth the statement
that every adult man has enough phos.
phorus in his system to make four thou.
sand packages of friction matches we
may easily explain why it is that when
he slips up on q banana peeling he sees
tour thousand packages of friction
matches strike fire.-N 7. Herald.
Another brutal prize-fght took
place on Long Island, N. Y, recently.
Some of the leading citizens, that is. the
more aristocratic people, were very
much Disguised and justly indignant.
The train broke down, and consequently
they did not get to the scene of the fight
until it was all over. It was an outrage.
-Teras SJfttngs.
II such thing were possible what
great dead man would YOU like to see in
the flesh?-N. Y Com. Adr. Methuse.
tah. We should like to get his recipe
tor long life, and hear him tell of the
cold winters he experienced away back
two or three hundred years before he
died. And about the big trout he caught
when he was q STRIPPING in his ninety.
seventh year.-No,rssto,On Herald.
Two of the brokers were watching
. lady who was sitting in the gallery
yesterday, and wondering who she was,
when they noticed another broker walk
up and speak to her. SHOW I know
who she is" said one of the brokers.
ashes Jacks wife" "How do you
:know?'' because he neither took Of
his hat nor shook hands when he spoke
Ito her." That settled it.-OI CITY Der.
rick.
-Ragbag and young Symonds were
moving out of the melon patch as rap
idly as they could, not caring to see
what it was that the bulldog wanted Of
them. Symonds was the most feet OF
foot, and began to forge ahead of Rag.
bag. Not disposed to desert his friend.
he cried: .Ragbag, why don't you run
.iaster?'' And the almost breathlesa
Bagbag replied: "Do I seem to be
banging back to kill time and let the
dog catch upP'-BostoH Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

When the Hudson River steamboat
City of Troy arrived at New York. the
sther morning, . passenger named
ard saloon at Schaghticoke was placed
rnder arrest, charged with having ma
6ciously mutilated the stateroom occu-
pied by him. Thompson had whitfield
arge pieces from the holdings and left
the shavings on the aoor.-TSoy (MEJ
times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

AT Troy. N. T., lad. after anus
ing himself with stoning his fathers
chickens, placed his head in the coop,
when q rooster struck him with such
force as to break the birds heel and cut
the boys forehead open from the nose
to the hair.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

of about one hundred immigrants
who arrived in Troy. N. Y, recently.
each man carried q blackthorn stick
and each woman baby.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

The Collector of Baltimore recently
drew q check for one cent in favor of .
New York firm, this being the amount
IF overpaid duty.-M 7. Sun.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-16

How very fortunate it is that every
pne Is able to believe that he has more
than his share of brainsI
The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-06-15
GaribaIdi.

MEMORIAL SERVICES NEAR NEw YORK.
New YORK, June 12.-Memorial rervices
were held to-day at Clifton in honor of
Garibaldi. The legion of Garibaldi, Socie-
tie Nazzen and French and .Ital-
ian. societies, with delegates from other
societies and number of
prominent Italians came from New York
and marched In procession to the old house
where Garibaldi once lived and which is now
occupied by Meccini, his former partner
in the candle-making business Before the
speaking the Garibaldian veterans were
drawn up before the house and the roll was
called. Ranks were then broken and each
of the war-scarred veterans entered the
house to pay his respects to Meccini. The
old man was much affected and tears flowed
down his face, Many of the assemblage
strolled through the house and ex-
amined Garibaldi's reliccs, and after satis-
tying their curiosity, the exercises began.
There were addresses by General
Bassi, Captain +. Bachman, who
who owns the house above spoken Of, David
Papa, ex-Superyisor G. C. Dene, Mr.. Ran
sard and others. Captain Bachman pre-
sented the house and grounds attached to it
tooder to the taaD bs,,, colony fgst the MsSSGy only
should be allowed to occupy the premises
during his life. The societies in return pre-
sented an elegant Italian flag to Captain
Bachman, after which Messrs. G. Barsatte,
B. Poliday editor of the Progresso Italo
Americana, and LaZzari spoke. The
Italians who were present were greatly
lighted by Captain Bachman's action.
AT CINCINNATI.
CINCINNATI, June 11.-Italian residents
here had memorial exercises in honor of
Garibaldi, at which orations in English
were delivered by DR.. Lowe, of Cleveland.
Judge Farce and John Cox, of
this city, and IN Italian by
DR.. Ravegi. Despite the rain
a cortege passed through the streets
in which was a funeral car con-
tanning column beside which stood Q
young woman representing Italy, with
other living figures representing Garbaldi's
career. This was escorted by pail. bearers.
and q, procession composed of the Veteran
Guard of the first regiment of Ohio militia,
the French society and the Italian society.
AT RICHMOND.
RICHMOND, VA, June 1.-THE Italians of
this city had a most credtable memorial
demonstration this afternoon in honor of
Garibaldi. The procession, with music and
a tastefully draped funeral car, drawn by
six white horses, paraded the principal
streets. after which memorial meeting
was held in Mozart hall, where an impos-
ing monumental catafalqhe had been
erected. The hall was crowded
with Italians, local representatives of for
eign governments, city and state officers,
judges of the courts and many other prom
inent citizens. The catafalque was deco
rated with mourning insignia, evergreens
and arms. The building was also draped
in mourning. Delegations of Italians from
Norfolk, Lynchb urg and Petersburg partic
ipated in the demonstration.
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I TsTABLIsEcc fefa
l PRICE FIVE CRNTa

dar-route cases. Among The papers put In
evidence was q petition Tor an increase and
expedition Of services in Nebraska, en-
dorsed by Senator Saunders. Many similar
tense in the case. The counsel
for the government said II the posi-
office had not gone behind the recommenda-
ton of Senator Saunders, there would be
nothing In the case for them, But little
progress was made to-day. Another NJ
legged rtar'route swindle was sent befoqe the
grand jury to-day, involving Monroe Sales
bury, of the firm of Gilmore K SALISBURY.
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From the Orient.

COMMODORE sCHUFELDT's BLUNDER.
SAN Francisco, June 10.-Advices from
China aud Japan are to the effect that after
4 long and secret preparation the details OF
Commodore Schufeldt's expe1 1ition to
Coress are now disclosed. Instead of
obtaining aid from Japan, he is
chiefly indebted to Chinese influences.
This enables representatives of all other
western nations to proceed simultaneously
with him or possibly to anticipate him,
whereas, if japanese cooperation had
been adopted America would have
been foremost in the field. Every
thing is now TO be done under the theol y
that China controls the foreign affairs Ut
Corel. \ draft ola treaty with the United
States. was prepared, in Pekin un"
der Chinese supervision ambassadors
from Corea brought presents, and when
these officials return TO Corea they will &C
in Chinese flagship, escorted by the
Chinese Squadron, Commodore Schufeldt
accompanying them in the steamer SHato-
ra. II IS everywhere believed that
the British envoy to China Sir
Thomas Wade, will sail Immediately
for Corea in the Nigil5nt, other
British ships meeting him on the Corean
coast. The French squadron is preparing
for the same destination. Russian and
other officials, it is understood are about
to start likewise. Sir Robert Hart, super
intendent of Chinese customs, is expected
to visit Corea with suitable employees to
take control of the custom-houses at the
open ports. The Chinese commercial ship
ping company sends agents with the Chi
nese admiral to purchase land at the open
ports and arrange ior the immediate OPEN
inc of trade
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EaNnaEE % INENTNA lN-tll-
rr-rrrrrs. Va Tuns 11--IrteLirs1,e.
rtsaired from serern' ct1r-les m 80 ~
TlrrirI n rsrI-essri tt1t crr1le-A,e --.--
= t.eirrfrrr 81 wteaf art nlls sl---l ~
a.rts trrr-r - uiIie Iriirsts- EfeFi1-s -
~ nrpez-nncs rf 49, inssc-s ~ 49,
r-l1 ol-s rrTt r.-crl-s sia 80 -
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LTrHrrE1, Va. June l2.-In Bedford
couuty on Yesterday. while q farmer NAMED
Nafhan 7. Luck wes driving 20 church
vith his vile and daughters. his team took
fright, ran away and overturned the rehi-
cis. One q The daurniers vas killed ard
smother da1rhter and Mrs. Luck u-rs
..-irr.-r lrlr-.f
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OrrrrrIrr, Va. June l1-Ite f1Ii1uirr
rsrtfcrir-s n-t iu-risl1ed o. TIE 1ociierr ~
,he Baitir1u-s 4 Ohio rail-uad neer his
rlao. last rigilt. FOur c1actles. ths s-rins
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INDICTED.

81. LOFTS, June IA special ~ the
Republican from kirksvills says. The wife
81 Frank Mason. leader % the
hank robbers, has delivered up s1GNO
In gold stolen from the Brookfeld banE
A special grand jury has found indiri-
rneufs arainsf el the rubbers. charging
them with robbery and assault with intent
20 Ill.
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The Northwest.
DISASTROUS FLOODS.

blehHlhols fLOOD1.
VICTORIA, b. c., June 10.-Reports come
from Frazier river valley Of the most disas-
trous floods ever knewn in that province.
Weeks Of warm weather melted the snow.
which caused the river to rise so rapidly that
the settlers had not time 10 move all their ef.
fects. The fertile districts of fChilliwolk and
Sumas are turned into lakes and the set
tiers reach the highland in canoes and
skifis. All crops on the bottom lands are
destroyed. On Tuesday morning last. the
covered The w reclaimed G ed prairies,
destroying the crops and sweeping
away in a few minutes dyke property
valued at $4,000. Steamers find no diff
Guilty in navigating where a few days ago
were beautiful farms on the line Of the rail-
road. The river is siKty-fve feet above low
water-mark. In some places wagon roads
are thirteen feet under water. Bridges
have been swept away and railroad works
considerably damaged, and on Friday the
water was within ten feet Of FalOn's Alexan-
dria suspension bridge. Accounts Of the
food are now sOmewhat better The
weather is cooler with light rains, and
rivers are reported at a stand.
MORE CHINESE.
Another ship-lOad Of Chinese arrived
here on Thursday. Chinese merchants say
that 1000 Chinese will arrive before the lst
Az ANIcAELE ADJUsINEST.
CINcrxNATI, June 10.-This morning the
committee Of w0rkmen from the iron mills
met the pr0prietors of the mills and made
an agreement with them 10 eliminate the
v1rd forever from the contract, and TO
20 10 work on Monday on the terms Of the
cumuact cf last October. Thus amended
prices At present viii be the same e. paid
when they quit work, and viii remain %
uutn the scales are fixed ri pittsburE.
TTrE FoUNuERs.
NV TOEE, June IA large number Of
the employees 0f Farmer, Little a Co. e and
Conrer's tyre f0undries struck to-day for
an advance Of Is per cent. in wages Tho
demand has not been conceded as yet.
ErErIrg uN nhLF TTNE
CLEruarn. o. June l2.-Tb- Cieveland
Rolling Mil c1mrany's wire. ral End
Blooming nnilis and siemens A Martins
steel works are running On
hall time viii a la-rer f1rre
81 men than 81 auv time since
fns lucF-Cut. Ilr s.rikers wax n11ut IN
r-uurs. but s-s orderly. Ofieers 81 ths
ruliing-nlil cJrnuauy ~ they az fI-erartl
30 meet and Tr1rrpilT s-T'Irssss any no.
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RscKHmL, s. G.. June 12.-Yestsrday
morning Alice McD1well a white girl IS
years old. while hunting for Tlums with
other children was ssized and outraged
By John johnson lc0loredl aged IL. Her
companions fed and gave the alarm. John
son was caught, confessed and was lyncbed
This morning.
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LozD0r, June I2.-Tbs Admiralfy have
dispstches confirming the repJri u the
murder Ci tie e1Eiueer a The British var
sfearIer -urert The fighting at Aleran-
ORA. ercerr n delite-rfe aftack urun the
.consuls When rruce-1irE - ne residence cf
Ibe rUrsrn0r. SENS - hEre teen crn-
rned - TIE Arats ard LeTautines. 80
lEnrIish residef is rrpo-iet 20 have ben
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TIE OFFICIAL cOuST

A telegram published in London says
The Official report of the not in Alexandra
gives the number Of Europeans killed as
81. Arab rasha and Mhhomet Pssha bad
separate interviews with Derrish Pssha
YESTERDAY. The result q the interviews j.
not known. but L is generally beiieTed
that they submitted TO Dgrvish Pasha's
vie1s.
AIErArDFft. June 12-M0ndsy morn
are closed.