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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
It is Found at Last f!
Something New Under the Sun.

A new era is dawning upon woman.
Hitherto she has been called on to suffer the
ills of mankind aud her own besides. The
fr, quent and distressing irregularities pecu-
liar to her sex have long been to her the
"direfu' spring of woes unnumbered." In
the mansions of the rich and howell of pow
erty alike woman has been the constant yet
painful victim of thousand ills unknown
to MAINLAND withouta remedy. "Oh Lord,
how long W in the agony Of her soul, hath
she cried. But now the hour of her redemp-
ton has come. She will suffer no more, for
Bradfeld's Female Regulator, "Woman's
Best Friend" is sold by all druggists and in
McMinnville by j. B. Ritchey. DR.. Brad
field proprietor, Atlanta, Ga. ml3t4
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
A True Blessing.

1t would indeed be a blessing to poor
weak, nervous, debilitated, suffering
humanity, if druggists would stop sell
ing the many vile purgative pills and
cathartic compounds advertised for the
cure Of liver complaint. Although
they afford temporary relief, at the
same time they weaken the digestive
organs, and compel a continued and in
creasing use Of the same. Sufferers
from dyspepsia and liver complaint do
not need cathartic, but should use
some true medical tonic that will
strengthen the digestive organs, and
heal the diseased tissues Of the stom-
ach, liver and bowels. Such remedy
is Browns Iron Bitters, and it never
fails to effect a permanent cure. If
you continue to live in poor health,
and are determined to die before your
time, you have only yourself to blame.
Courier.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Sumner County Lambs.

Frank Pierce has shipped to LOUIS,
vile this season over 1900 lambs. His
last car load this week averaged "A
pounds, and brought74 cents, the high
est figure yet reached. Old Sumner is
aheed of everywhere else.
We clip the above paragraph from
the Gallatin Examiner, 1t speaks for
itself, and for the sheep growing inter
ests of Sumner county. We may not
he able to come up with Sumner in
growing fine sheep, but we can certainly
greatly improve our sheep growing in,
,erests in Warren. BY the continued
use of thoroughbred bucks we may
cross our common stock until we have
good hocks of sheep.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Weights and Measures.

In the table Of weights and measures,
given in our issue of May the 9th,
COPIED from the Chattanooga Rural
Record) Enquirer finds objections to
the item of meal, and justly too, VT
think. That table gives so pounds of
meal for bushel, while our custom at
this place is 4S pounds to the bushel.
Certainly one or the other is incorrect.
We believe 40 pounds Of meal should
be given for a busheI, So pounds Of
corn make bushel. From this take
legal toll one-eight or Z lbs. and we
have left 40 pounds which we think q
customer is entitled TO receive from o
miller if his corn Is good If the mil.
Ter wastes in grinding it ought not t.
be taken from the customer, if his corn
Is good and clean. We do not know
whether our State has statute Of
weights and measures or not. 1t seems
to us that there should be a uniform
table adopted by Congress, if there is
not one, by which the United State:
should be governed The tables are
different in many of the States, VIII
some one who is posted in reference tC
the laws that govern weights and
measures tell us how this ISL
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

w. W Fairbanks admir- of Philip Holden
pyl, decd, VS. p. A. Hoodenpyl ct al
OBEDIEN to a decree of the Chancery
~ Court at McMinnville, Tenn, rendered
at its May term, 1882, in the above styled
cause, / will receive at my Office in McMinn-
vile, Tenn, advance bids until the 18th day
Of June, 1882, at l o'clock p. m, on the re-
mainder interest in and to tract OF land
assigned as homestead to the widow of Phil
ip Hoodenpyl, deceased. containing 10
acres, more or less, lying in Warren county,
Tennessee, on the road leading from Nc
Minnville to Beersheba Springs, about 4
miles from MeMinnvlle, upon which the
widow Hoodenpyle now lives.
The parties making the highest and best
bids will be required to execute notes at
and II months, dated January Z, 1882, that
being the date of original sale.
may2Ot4 J. C. BILES c. & NJ.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

How the boys love to gather nuts in
the pleasant autumn weather. In af
ter years the recollection of this past.
time is the most agreeable of all their
happy memories of "Auld Lang Syne."
Gathering the Buckeye, is now a source
of profit as well as pleasure to them, as
the manufacturers of Tabler's Buckeye
Pile Ointment buy the Buckeyes in
large quantities to make their celebra.
ted Pile Ointment, which is a never
failing cure for the Piles. Try it. Price
80 cts. Whites Cream White Yer
mifuge is the best worm killer.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
What will Bring Prosperity !

DR.. Franklin says the road to wealth
is us plain as the highway to your
county seat. Franklin was no narrow.
minded pycauuish misery devotee to
mammon, nor miserable vassal to av-
arice--he was broad minded philoso-
pher, and meant that the road to pros
perity is plain one, Too many
of his countrymen understood
him as teaching that the way to wealth
was misery scramble for filthy lucre
as personal gain and sordid selfshness.
Hence money.making at the penny
rate has become the only end and aim
of many III our day.
Hoarding money is one thing and
achieving prosperity is quite another,
But DIR. Franklin's road to wealth.
what is itS Simply this: Produce
more than you consume.
Political economy teaches that up.
productive consumption destroys
wealth, while productive consumption
increases it.
There is man in McMinnville, who
for ten years past has labored inces
sanity by day and rested by night
scarcely losing days work or night,
sleep. 1t would perhaps be safe t.
say that he has done more work thar
any man in the county during tha
period of time, and yet he is not a,
prosperous to-day as he was in 1872
The fault is not in his labor, but il
his management. He has hired hands
and run machinery and paid the ex
penses attached thereto. He has ca
no idle bread himself and has no deaC
capital invested in unstable wares, fo
he has sold his work as fast as finished
His prospective profits were al
consumed by unproductive consumers
that is, he made bread himself and fec
others who consumed idle bread.
If this man had spent one day il
studying this simple proposition from
the teachings of political economy, t.
wit; produce more than you consume,
he might have saved ten years of hare
labor, and would be to-day both richie
and wiser for his pains.
That which makes individuals pros
porous will make States prosperous. Ii
fact, individual prosperity in fire.
COVE nment is condition precedent t.
national prosperity.
Let our people read more and thinl
more and they will have to labor les
to be prosperous. b.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
&. p. General Assembly.

The SD General Assembly of the
Cumberland Presbyterian Church con-
vened in the city of Huntsville, Ala,
on Thursday, 18th inst. at II o'clock
a. m. The opening sermon was preach
ed by the retiring Moderator, Rev. w.
j. Darby, of Evansville, Ind, and the
constituting prayer was offered by Rev.
M. B, Dewitt, DID,, of McMinnville.
Recess was taken till p. m. when
the Assembly met in the Methodist
church where an address of welcome
was delivered by Prof. Jones, of Hunts
vile Female College. The address
was happily responded to by DR.. Gill,
of kentucky, DR.. Onyett, of Iowa,
DR.. Mcbride, of Pennsylvania, and
Rev. W. N. Cunningham, of Califor-
MIA DIR. S. H. Buchanan, of Arkan-
sas, was elected Moderator. The usual
business has been almost crowded out
by the absorbing question of revising
the Confession of Faith. The report
of the committee on revision appointed
last year is being considered in commit.
tee of the whole. The main points Of
doctrine have been agreed upon, and
while the greater part Of the report is
yet to be considered, it is thought that
with few exceptions the remainder
will be agreed to without much discus
sion. The discussions have been ami.
mated and earnest, yet in such good
feeling and spirit that everybody is de.
lighted and happy. The venerable
DIR. Ross, of the Southern Presbyte-
rian Church, says it is the "most aztec
tionate assembly" he ever attended
One of the most important questions ii
connection with the revision on which
there was the greatest difference o.
opinion and about which there was
much discussion, was a paper on the
doctrine of specification which wa.
passed by unanimous vote, whereupor
the whole Assembly rose en- masse anC
sang, "Praise God from whom all bless
ingS flow" DR.. Dewitt presides Owe
the committee of the whole with grea
dignity and 10 the complete satisfaction
of the whole body.
The whole number of delegates pres
ent is about 1872, representing seven
teen States. The Assembly, it L
thought, will be able to adjourn Satur
day, 9th inst. The place of meetin!
for next year has not yet been chosen
but it is expected that Nashville vii
be the place.
The people of Huntsville have en-
tertained the Assembly most hand
somely, and all the delegates are louC
in their praises of the beautiful cit,
and most hosptable people. The Nc
Nlinnville party will not soon forge
the hospitality and kindness of Mrs
Blunt, in whose family they have foun,
so pleasant home. F.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
EMPLOYMENT
FOR ALL
TO SELL A HOUSEHOLD ARTICLE.

VNHE poor as well as the rich, the old as
L well as the young the wife as well as
the husband, the young maiden as well as
the young man, the girl as well as the boy,
may Just as well earn a few dollars in honest
employment as to sit around the house and
wait for others to earn it for them. We can
give you employment all the time, or during
your spare hours only travelling, or in your
own neighborhood, among your friends and
acquaintance. If you do not care for EN-.
ployment We can impart valuable informa-
ton to you free of cost. II will cost you
only one cent for postal card to write for
our prospectus, and it may be the means Of
making you good many dollars.
Do not neglect this opportunity. You da
not have to invest large sum of money,
and rUn the risk of losing it. You will
readily see that it viii be an easy matter to
make from $40 to 800 week, and establish
lucrative and independent business, hon.
orable, straightforward and profitable At
tend to this matter NOW for there is
MONEY IN 1T for all who engage with us.
We will surprise YOU and you will wonder
why you never wrote to us before WE
SEND FULL PARTICULAs FREE. Address
BUCKEYE MFG co.
Name this paperl MARION OHIO.
9 "a 6m
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
McMinnVilIe District Tennessee
conference.-the Round Of
Quarterly Meetings.

Hebron, at Ephraim Chapel, May
20, 81.
Caney Fork mis-, at Kelton, May
26, Of.
Smithvllle STA, May %, 30.
McMinnville STA, at McMinnville,
May 81, June 1.
McMinnville Ct, at Holcomb, June
3,4.
Woodbury. Ct, at Wesley, II, IS.
Tullahoma STA, "a.
Manchester Ct, at Manchester, July
IL.
Sparta circuit, at Mt. Carmel July
SO.
Sparta sta, July II, y.
Hickory Valley mis-, at Big Spring,
July Is, Is.
Short Mountain Ct, at Bright Hill,
July %, %.
Hickory Creek ct. at -, July 26,
u.
Hillsboro Ct, at -, July q, 80.
The District Conference for the Nc
Minnville District Tennessee Confer
ence will convene at Tullahoma on
June 23d, at 10 o'clock a. m. Bishop
McTyeire is expected to preside. Rev.
w. w. Pinson will preach at II o'clock
Friday morning. We desire a good
representation from all parts of the
district. Pastors will please urge theil
Recording Stewards to have their Quar-
terly Conference Journals present fol
inspection.
g. w. ANDERSON, ?. E.
Manchester, May 3, 1882.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

The Arkansas traveller takes care to
equip for his journey through the wilts
with means Of defense from attack, not
forgetting suspicious looking black
bottle, whose contents are to refresh
the inner man, and he knows that a
package of PortaliDe, or 1ablers Vege-
table Liver Powder is invaluable in
malarial districts. 1t will cure Bilious.
ness, Sour Stomach, Dyspepsia, and all
disorders arising from an inactive liver.
price 80 cts.
Whites Cream White Vermifuge 81
the best wormkiller.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Chattanooga Peaches.

A special to the Nashville American
from Chattanooga dated May %, says:
The peach crop in this locality will
be ready for shipment in ten days.
This is the third year that any atten-
tion has been paid to this fruit, and
fully 10000 bushels will be shipped.
The crop is splendid success. The
average price will be s4 per bushel
The bulk will go to New York anC
Philadelphia, The first shipment tc
New York will bring So per bushel
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Western Crops.

Reports from the States of Missouri,
Kansas, Arkansas and Texas, repre-
sent the wheat, corn and oat crops in
those States as being very promising.
The acreage sown and planted are
much larger than last year and the
prospect for a heavy yield is very
promising in all these States.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Faded CoIors Restored.

Faded or gray hair gradually recov-
ers its youthful color and luster by the
use of Parkers Hair Balsam, an ele.
giant dressing, admired for its purity
and rich perfume.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

The Legislature adjourned last Mon
day, having passed the funding bill to
fund the State debt at 6O,9-4-5-6, tie
new bonds to run thirty years.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

You may have seen a young man on
one side of a gate and maiden on the
other side Why they talk so long is
because a great deal csn be said on
both sides.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Old ulcers, cuts, burns, chapped
hands and lips, piles and all ebrasions
of the skin cured with Duncap's Car
bolic Ointment. Sold by j. B. Ritchey
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Mead d Ritchey have just received
another car of Homestead fertilizer
and can now supply the demand.
Price 81. 80 per 100.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

A large stock of Groceries, Hard
ware, Iron, Stoves, Flows, ETC., bought
with cash and sold cheap by
MoRFoRD q BILEs.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Sore eyes cured promptly with Dun
cans Carbolic Ointment. 1t is mild
and harmless. Sold by all druggists,
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Itching Piles cured with Duncan's
Carbolic Ointment. 1t is unsurpassed
Sold by all druggists.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Children Cry.

For Duncan's Worm Syrup. 1t is
pleasant to take and sure to have the
desired effect. 1t is fast taking the
place of all other preparations. Sold
by j. B. Ritchey.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic is agreeable
to the taste.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
DIR, j. BRADFIELD'S
Female Regulator
WOman'S Best Friend.

1t is well known to physicians, and alas
too well known to suffering women them
selves, that they are subject TO numerous
diseases peculiar to their sex, such as sus-
pension of the MenseS, painful ard scanty
Menstruation, liberation and Falling OF the
Womb, attended with an endless train of
sympathetic and constitutional disorders,
which embitters the whole life, and which
have long been considered incurable. But
at last the remedy has been found in
DR.. j. Bradfleld's Female Regulator.
1t is not "cure all" but remedy for one
class Of diseases, all of which pertain to the
womb.
Any sufferer from the diseases mentioned
can take this remedy and thus relieve her
self without revealing her condition to any
one, and without subjectng her womanly
modesty to the shock of an examination by
a physician.
To bring health and happiness to the
homes of suffering women is mission be-
fore which royal favor sinks into insight
canoe. What earthly benefaction can COM
pare with one which protects from
"That dire disease whose ruthless power
Withers beautys transient fower%
| MHlOh Si'OS VoSC iol pau, JuH lOT SoiIoM,
smiles for tears, the rose Of gealth for the
pallor of disease, the, light elastic step, for
dragging WEAKNESS, nights of soft repose for
hours of tossing restlessness, bounding vigor
for languishipg dullness, the sweet lines of
full grown beauty for the sharp and wither-
ed form OF emaciation, a long life of physi-
cal, mental, social and domestic enioyments
for few sad days of pain and gloom, end
ing in an early grave? Such is the mission,
such.are the results of DIR. J. BRADFIELD's
FEMALE REGULATOR, which is hence truly
and appropriately styled "Woman's Best
| Friend"
"Whites," and all those Irregularities Of
the womb so destructive to the heath, hap
piness and beauty of women, disappear like
magic before single bottle of this wonder
full compound All who suffer from any of
these diseases are most earnestly invited to
give this great remedy a trial. 1t has cured
| thousands and will cure you. Don't fail to
try it. Price small size rs cents. Large size
! $l.50. Manufactured by
]. BRADFIELD, Atlanta, Ga.
! For sale eUeryohere.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
For NaIe.

A good second hand two horse car
riage for sale. Apply to
j. P. GARTNER.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Cure for Cramps.
DR.. Duncan's Cough Balsam is a
sure cure for cramps in children. 1t
will never fail, is safe and pleasant.
For sale by j. B, Ritchey.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Corrected weekly by Mead 4 Ritchey.
MCMTNNVILLB PRODUCE MARKET,
OFFICE SOUTHERN STANDARD.
McMinnville. Nav 81. 1882.

OFFICE SOUTHERN STANDARD.
McMinnville, May ~, 1882.
WHEAT-Sa blu. 120c 61 lao
CoRN-shelled mixed, $40; white LII
FLoUR-SS.50@4 p 100 TBS.
MEAL U blu. Sl.20
OATs-B blu. 60@7Oc.
b CHIcKENs-H Hens 4Lc % lb
BUTTER-fP ID. 1920
EGGs-R doz. 7@Sc.
GINsENG-P ID, 81 20
BEEswAx-R 10. 1Sc.
FEATHERs-f9 h. 40 @i2
TALLow-S9 h. 4Hc.
Green hides 4@6c. Grbby 4 off
LARD-@ ID. 13c.
BACON
Shoulders 10
Hams l2lS
Sides l212
Hog round II
BARLEY-R bu. &C.
Wool, lS@30c
TURKEYS, &c per pound
Stock peas. 200
Apple Brandy--per gallon $l.90.
Bone dust So per hundred.
DRIED APPLEs-P III. 212c.
Peaches-219
Homestead Fertilizer, $3.50 q 100.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic cures ascidi
ty of the stomach.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Yellow corn for feed at j. G. Mar
tin d Cos.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Now is the time to get bargains in
Mowers, Reapers, Threshers, Saw-mills
cider mills and Evaporators from
MoRFoRD & BILEs, Manufacturers
Agents. 4 s 3m
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

JOB PRINTING como at the sTADARD OF
J6ee. on short notice.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Reeds Gilt Edge Tonic allays irrita-
ion.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27
Beauty, health, and happiness for ladies
in "WlNE OF CARDUI."

For sale by j. B. Ritchey, druggist.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1882-05-27

Whence Comes the UnbOunded
Popularity of
AllcOCk s Porous PlaSterS?
Because they have proved themselves
the Best External Remedy ever invent
ed. They will cure asthma, colds,
coughs, rheumatism, neuralgia, and
any local pains.
Applied to the small of the back
they are Invaluable in back ache, Ner-
vous Debility, and all kidney troubles;
to the pit of the stomach they are a
sure cure for dyspepsia and liver COM
plant.
AllcOck's POROUS PLASTERS
are painless, fragrant and quick to cure.
Beware of limitations that blister and
burn. Get ALLCOCK'S the only
genuine Porous Plaster.
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Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27
Massey's Bargain With the
Bourbons.

Rlchmond lcltor In Petersburg lndox-Arpcal
Of 18th
IL has leaked on here that Mr.. Massey
did not exert himself 50 largely in oppO-
slliOn to the stalwart Rcadjustcr LGgis-
laturc without u consideration. The
Executive Committee ofthc Conservative
party, without consulting the party,
promised Mr.. Massey ils support as Con-
grcssmau at large II he would do all he
could TO defeat the three measures of the
Legislature which were obnoxious TO the
Democrats, Mr.. Massey went TO work
freely after his disastrous defeat for the
Authorship. His success, while IL did
Massey no good one way or another, had
the effect to make the promise or the EX-
c'ulivc Committee the more binding.
But the sudden change Of front on the
part OF the Democrats TO cover Mr.. Mas
scy whom the people had so bitterly de-
nOunccd was too much for the public IN
tnnd,nnd hence the committee was afraid
to announce the fact oflle dJrccD,cnL In
deed, the announcement has been with
held 10 this time from slccrapprchcnslOn
Of such division IN the Conservative
ranks rs could not be healed. Step by
step by the Dispatch has come up from Il
positive silence As TO the relations Of
Massey aud the Conservatives until II
fairly lets out the fact Of the bargain
and appeals to The committee TO prove
It. OF the understanding your cores
pOndcnt has positive information, and ns
Democrats dislike "Bossrs,n ~ II now be-
hoOycs them 10 Hsk Mr. Kelley and oill-
crs by what authority they are bound TO
vote for Massey In preference 10 any one
else whom convention might think
worthy Of Il sent IN Congross. IT there
H. amy sincerity IN party now-n-daya
Massey viii not get 0,OrO votes IN the
state. without nomination by Smto
convention Massey emit get As many
votes ~ Shed Dungcc, aud M for getting
the Intelligent voters Of the State TO
nominate him instead Of u lllc-long hon,
est Conservative, the idea IA simply ub-
Hld, The committee hRs evidently gone
too far. Richmond Democrats say they
have voted for The last llunni ,ult and
Greeley they cnn tolerate II the party
Is 10 be kept up In Virginia the people
must ac' for themselves. Defensive
warfare never won victory,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1882-06-27

Nothing on earth can smile but the
race Of man. Gems may flash reflected
light Out what Is II diamond flash com
pared with an cyc-ilash? Flowers can
not smile; tins Is charm which even
they cannot claim The birds cannot
smilc, nor can any living things. 1t Is
the prcrogallvt Of man. II is the col
or which love wears, and chccrlulncss
and ioy-thcse three. 1t Is the light IN
the window OF the face, by which the
heart signifies that 1t is ut home and
waiting. A face that cannot smile Is
like II bud that cannot blossom, and dries
mp on the stalk. Laughter is day and
sobrcty Is night; and n smile Is the
twilight that hovcrs gently between
both, aud Is more bcwitchlng than eli
thcr.