Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-09-25
ALL SORTS.

ALL SCRTS.
False hair is made to match the natural article so
closely that it is difficult to tell which is switch.
have used Hatch's Febrifuge Mixture in my family
for several years. and consider the best medicine for
all affections of the throat and lungs P. D. Brown,
Westmore, VT.
when a kums to me for advice" says Josh
Billings, 81 find out the kind of advice he wants. and
Civ it to him. this satisfys him that he and are two
smart there is living
Puny weak. and sicklv children are made healthy
aud strong by using Browns Iron Bitters.
Eat what age were you married ?" asked she, in-
quisitvey. But the lady equal to the emergency
and quietly responded, "At the parsonage"
There is untold suffering among the fair sex, which
Wheat Bitters will relieve, and turn weakness into
strength.
Ike" said Mrs. Partngton, "run down town and
get me vermin distinguished; 1 do say, the
cock-poaches getting so numerous that I'm almost
compelled to decoy them. and Ike smingly SAID
'yessum."
The thunders of the Vatican are ercaihecya, rsu-
ally said to be infalble. This term applies. in its
broadcast acceptat;oo the effects of that worid-re
plcpdIdllOur GTdVeS Hea!0 heSulat0r.
Heart disease, matter how aggravated or long
standing, is always cured by this wonderful medical
preparation. The druggists all keep it. ST., At
druggists.
young man recently tainted at his boarding house
table. He looked at his butter and thought he had
lost his moustache
Ayers Ague Cure not only affords immediate relief
but it eradicates the maara poison which produces
the disease, without leaving any injurious effect
the case with quinine and many of the ague medicines
advertised 1t is the only medicine in existence which
may be considered absolute antidote for fever and
ague, and kindred diseases.
pig died in Georgia of sunstroke and the Chicago
Inter Ocean remarks, 1--WE must all be more careful,
and wear green leaves in our hats"
ONLY Two BorTLEs.-Messrs. johnson, Holloway
Co., wholesale druggists of Philadelphia Pa, report
that some time ago gentleman handed them dollar
with a request to send good catarrh cure to two
army officers in Arizona. Recently the gentle
man told them that both the officers and wife of Gen.
John G. Fremont, Gov of Arizona had been cured of
catarrh by the two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm.
Messrs. Ely Bros druggists, Owego, N. "a few
days ago saw lady who had used your Cream Balm
for catarrh and had found more relief in one bottle
than from all other remedies she had tried 1 enclose
81 for two bottles Yours respectfully James Kitchen
] NJ. D., Providence, RI.
| Apply into nostris with little finger.
Northern paper says bicycles are becoming very
| popular with clergymen. They are less expensive
| than horses IN Oati nto on
! the shell road.
Sick headache, nausea, rising of food, fatulency,
seasickness cramps and pains. hystera, nervousness
languor, and loss of sleep cali for prompt of San
| ford's Ginger, 1.-THE Delicious
Fruit of the tropics burning cline,
Thy wondrous virtues, fadeess still,
Exert an influence sublime
/ In ministerng to human i'll;
| And many pang along our way
| Sanfords Ginger doth allay.
1t was Boston LADY who described her faithless
lovers mouth stretching the wide desola
ton of his face the sepucher of ice and geyse
of falsehood."
FOUND AT LAsT.-An agreeable dressing for thu
hair. that will stop its falling, has been long sough
for. Parker's Hair Basam, distinguished for its puri
ty, fully supplies this want.
None are too wise to be mistaken. but few s.
wisely just as to acknowledge and correct their mis-
takes-esp ecially mistakes of prejudice.
IMPROVEMENT FOR MIND AND BoDY.-There is NOR
strengh-rostoring power in bottle of Parkers Ginge
Tonic than in bushel of malt gallon of milk. A
an appetizer, blood purifier and kidney corrector Their
is nothing like it, and invads consequently find it
wonderful invlgorant for mind and body Commercial
| Night brings out stars, as shows trutl
We never see stars till little naught els
and so it is with the truth.
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, cold
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group. influenza, col
sumption and all diseases of the throat lungs ar
chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
Teacher to small boy: what does the proverb 81
about those who live in glass houses?" Small Boz
"Pull down the blinds"
Personal! To MEN ONLYi-The voltaic Belt G
Marshall, Mich, will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ele
tro-Voaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
thirty days to men (young old) who are affiict
y with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood, al
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and compile
restoration of health and manly vigor Address
above. N. B.No risk is incurred, thirty days. tn
is allowed.
Worth, the celebrated man-dressmaker of Paris,
in very poor health 1t is supposed he overtaxed
mental strength in the effort to invent new style
polanaise for summer.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debil
: liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic darrho
r nervous affections, female complaints and all dseas
originating in a bad state of the blood.
L At far in New York they got out paper cal
s Satan. A religious young lady. who got hold Of
copy. promptly made hustle of it, saying "get I'll
behind me, Satan'
Don't DIE THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Rou
J. Rats 1t clears out rats, mice. bedbugs roach
vermn, flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
- CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING smarti
1T Irritation of the urinary passages diseased dschare
l. cured by Buchupaiba. ST at druggists. Prepaid
express, $l.25. for S. E. s. Wells. Jersey CITY,
1t BRAIN AND NERvE.-wells' Health Remover gre
is est remedy earth for impotence leanness, sex
debility. etc. ST at druggists Prepaid by exprs
u SLIPS, 6 for S.. L. s. Wells, Jersey City, n. ].