The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-08-13
vol I. NO. II.
JENNINGS.

A writer in the Whitehall zIu.., signs himself ''Decenoy. It Is unnecessary io say that 1t Is not I political article
 Coleridge declared that a man never really forgot anything. Probably NIT. Coleridge never owed A debt or run d newspaper
 4 Texas law prohibit, the sale ef per nicious literature Tn that state. and will not allow the sale of any but Ih, planes, and mos, home ike rcvolyers.
 The secretary of the flA1X has approve ed the design of ;he president ilss. \; las, the presiaen, . tle; nted s.aies. like the tramp. will "carrH the banner
 The Re, Mr Barns. the great revival isl. has declared tia, drunken men are easier to handle ;han sober men. NIT. Barnes would make a good policeman.
 \, one tune recently twas tht,s;:f, that the army worm lad a;taf ked the cotton. but ..s the damage MS ~e iieh, the invader Vt, declared te l1e the n.tt4 worm.
 The happiesf ei ,sfi',5-. .t1s8 i#i.s ;t tt- London Ssf. = .-=t-- .h:.e- .== -: ...l position such .sz aae' {, I-..mt HeraAf
 Yes, Lamt'> position !, ten iabic. He's dead. you know.
 General Wheeler inc celebrated e>- confederate eaYslreinAa. NAui> . ii,h; duels. This is ee.s pad taste h the future lc, the general remember ihi the ARAANN.w TkA'Alta asssee,r >'ie h> nc''~ dealers eserYMhere
 Mir. Beeohef says that y8a mas. believe action ras:.er than 'rarti>. Henfy wA> once newspaper man. and sgovorcd that t~o dollars on subscription p.ld by a sexton were worth nlrrc than :no hum dred promises itom the man who has charge of inc flock
 Boys under twelve years old wlll no doubt lc$rn with regret that oircu, has just been attached at Louisville. k,. l. is sad that the-is.l..l- -c..lsc of the astaCh- ment was that the clown perpc,ratcd a new joke. originated by Adam and re- nsed by Edwin Gowles.
 An exchange says: l, is a wonder that with his laziness. Marx Twain has ever written such large books. MT Clemens did not write books with his laziness. but lazinesS:. which IS mighricr than the pen. has greatly aided him. for when he begins writing he is too lazy io stop. 1, is sad that h., publishers have to drag him from ihe work 5 The editor of the Richmond BaheU IS I dentist. He has one advantage No ioafer IS likely to si, in his char. 4 den- tist's chair IS an uneasy seat. and no man wants to sit among its blood coiored cush- ions any longer than he osn possibly avoid. It has been hinted that Burton. of the Balon is not really dentist. bu, that he practices the dents, ruse in self defence.
 Doctor. said an Arkanszw man who had conducted his son 10 d physician sffice, ' want this boy vaceinated Thar ain't no small pnx in the country now bu, you know life is uncertain and he may be dead by the time the disease comes again. so thought I'd have II done m Sme. had one of my sons vaccinated some time ago and he lost his arm. reckon you'd better vAccinate this chap in the head
 A correspondent asked the editor of the Springfield >nadly .Nf.,s f he con- sidered himself any better than mechan- ic or common workman. and the editor acknowledged tha, he did not. and added eaat any man who sad that he had ever expressed himself 70 ;ha, c;fcot~sas i footing liar. I, IS bad enough 10 be an ordinary liar. but to be .'oot,ng liar is to be member of the Good bye, John persuasion.
 High life in Mexico IS said 10 be per petual couuship. The husband and wife occupy separate apartments. and when the husband wishes to see hls wife. he sends perfumed note, and fl agreeable to the lady. he makes formal call This was attempted some time ago in Arkan- saw. The first communication from the husband read John Walkelmash pre- sents his compliments toC Mrs Walker mash and greatly desires that she should repair to his room and make a fire"