Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1882-07-06

. kept the Apto3 House, California, ;
very fashionable Summer resort, E'
naturally WIS thrown in contact VIII
! some of the most intolerable snObs, who
are generally to be met at those places
He was so greatly annoyed by the un-
coasing C mplaints Of that class OF
guests, that in a fit Of desperation he
posted the suhjoined Information in q
conspicuous place in the hotel office.
The APPEAL reproducoS it from ;hf
"Outcroppings" in the Chi.fornian for
July:
This hotel has tean built and ar
ranged for the special comfort and con
venience Of Summer boar;lerS. On ar
rival each guest will be asked how he
likes the situation and if he says the
hotel ought to have been placed upon
| the knoll or further down toward the
village, the location of the house will
he Immediately changed. Corner front
rooms, up only one flight, for every
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laundry, telegraph, restaurant, fire
alarm, bar-room, billiard table, daily
papers, coupe, sewing-machine, grand
piano, and all other modern cOnven-
ierces in every room. Meals every
minute, if desired, and consequently
no second table. English, French and
/ German dictionaries furnished every
guest, to make up such bill of fare as
he may desire, without regard to the
bill affair afterWard at the office. Wait
ers of any nationality and color de-
sired. Every waiter furnished with a
libretto, button-hole bouquet, full-dress
suits, ball-tablets. and his hair rarted
in the middle. Every guest will have
the best seat in the dining hall apd the
best waiter in the house. Any guest
not getting his breakfast red-hot, or
experiencing a delay of sixteen sec
onds after giving his order for dinner,
will please mention the fact at the
office, and the cooks and walters will
be blown from the mouth Of 4 cannon
in front of the hotel at once. Children
will re welcomed with delight, and are
requested to bring hOOp-stichs and |
hawkeys to bang the carved rosewood |
furniture especially provided for that
purpose, and peg-tOps to spin on the |
velvet carpets; thev will be allowed to |
bang on the piano at all hours, yell in
the hall, slide down the hannisters, fall |
down stairs, carry away dessert enough |
for a small family in their pockets at |
dinner, and make themselves as dis
agreeable as the fOndest ms Their could
desire. Washing allowed in rooms,
and ladies giving an order to "Put me
on a tat-irOn' Will be put on one ri
any hour OF the day or night. A dis
Greet waiter, who belongs to the Masons,
Odd Fellows and Knights Of Pythias,
and who was never known to even tell
the time of day, has been employed to
carry milk punches and hot toddies to
ladies' rooms in the evening. Every
lady will be considered the belle Of the
house. The Office clerk has been care
fully selected to please everybody, and
can play draw poker, match worsted at
the village store, shake for the drinks
at any hour, day Or night, play billiards.
good Walter, and can dance the Ger
man. make fourth at euchre, amuse
children, is a good Judge of horses, AS
a railway and steamboat reference is
far superior to Appleton or anybody
else's guide, will tlirt with any young
lady, and not mind Icing cut dead
when spa comes down." can room
forty people in the best room in the
house when the hotel is full, attend to
the annunciator, and answer questions
in Greek, Hebrew, ChoctaW, Irish, or
any other polite language at the same
without turning a hair. Dogs
allowed in any room in the house, in
Guiding the w(h)ine room. The pro
prietOr will always be happy to hear I
that some other hotel is "the best in ,
the country" Special attention to
parties who can give information as to
show these things are done Yewrup." f
The livery connected with the estab- :
shment is complete in all its details.
Dur horses can trot to the wire in 2:15,
md less. Pedigrees furnished, car l.
'iages and vehicles with coat Of arms )
md heraldic devices of all descriptions,
md to suit the most fastidious. Foot
men and drivers uniformed, and can
on any subject, classical ed G
lcation being made Il condition of ser ;
ice. The proprietor will take it as a II
PERSONAL af1rOnt if any guest, on leav- :.
ng, should fail to dispute his bill, tell
lim he is swindler the house a barn, Il
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