Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-11-06
ALL SORTS.
s'Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one,"
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ALL SORTS.
"Two souls with but single thought,
Two hearts that beat one,"
Old folks abed-the lamp turned out
Oh, cracky! warn't it fun?
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debility
liver complaint, boils, humors, chronic diarThea,
nervous affections, female complaints and all diseases
originating in bad state of the blood.
"IIow strange Every time Peter comes home from
his lodge he comes to bed with his hat on. But
suppose it is some of those Masonic dongs"
Hyou bilious, take DR.. Perce's Pleasant Pur-
gative Pellets, the original Little Liver Pills" OF
all druggists.
An observant negro says: ''De man who takes up
de mos sidewalk am not aus the pusson of de mos
consequence. ffteen-cent drunkard wants mo,
room in dis world than judge of de supreme court"
The Diamond Dyes always do more than they claim
to do. Color over that old DRESS 1t will look like
new. Only ten cents
"What Is the difference between and st. Paul ?'
asked one of another. ST Paul was all things
to all men, and you nothing to nobody !" the
reply.
Ayers Pills efectual in wide range of diseases
which arise from disorders of the stomach and dges
tive organs. They are a convenient remedy to have
always at hand. They sugar coated, easy to take.
effective to operate, TO bring relief and
An advertisement in western paper offers "fash-
ionabe" piano for sale. Mrs. Yeast at loss to
know what fashionable piano really was, but she
has come to the conclusion that il is one that is
banged"
CovETousNEss IN DIsGU1sE-The wonderful success
of James Pve's Pearlne has gwen rise To n flood of
limitations with zine" to their Names evidently to
have them sound like Pearline. Enterprises of this
sort are quite liable to be selfish than beneficial
Upon a modest gravestone appears this plaintive
legend: "His neghbor played the cornet."
MOTHERS LIFE sAvED-violently attaked with
lung fever. The roads rifted the doctor could not
get to the patient. Nothing but Hatch's Febrifuge
Mixture was used and withing week she resumed
her household duties. This was Mrs. Mathew of
| Swanton.
The great truth that needs to be taught to every
child, impressed upon every youth, and established in
every mind is that the basis of all happiness loyalty
| to truth and right.
KemembsH that every one suffering from catarrh.
hay fever and cold in the head have cure at hand in
Ely's Cream Balm. Price so cents.
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
| was troubled with chronic catarrh and gathering
in my head was very deaf at times and had discharg-
IS from my ears, beside being unable to breathe
through my nose. Before the second bottle of Elys
Cream Balm was exhausted was cured, and to-day
enjoy sound health G. Corbin, 923 Chestnut St.,
Field Manager Philadelphia Pub. House, Pa
Elys Cream Balm cured of catarrh of many
years standing-restored my senses of smell. For
colds in the head 1t works like magic E. H. Sher.
wood, National State Bank, Elizabeth, M.
The two powers which constitute wise man are
those of bearing and forbearing.
The late Matt Carpenter suffered for years with
disease of the heart. So. too. did Fernando Wood
These intellectual giants and also splendid
specimens of manly physical proportions. few bot
ties of Dr. Graves Heart Regulator would have cured
them of heart troubles and have saved them for many
long years yet to come. Get at druggists.
What we charitaby forgive will be recOnpensed a,
we'll as what we chartably give.
Physicians prescribe Browns Iron B5sters for indi
gestion. weakness, low Spirits etc.
Happiness is always the inaccessible castle whicl
sinks in ruin when we set foot on IT,
DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y Dear Sir-I hav
advised many ladies to try your 1avorite Prescription
and never see 1t fail to do than you advertise
Yours truly, Mrs. A. NJ. Rankin, l4l Bates Street
Indianapolis Ind.
The power to do great things generally arises fror
the willingness to do littls, things.
do boldly what you DO at ali" Boldly do we affirr
that KdneyWort is the great remedy for liver bowel
and kidney diseases, rheumatism and piles vanish bt
fore it. The tonic effect of Kdney-wort is produce
= by its cleansing and purifying action on the blooc
Where there is gravelly deposit in the urine G
milky, ropy urine from disordered Kidneys it alway
cures
Don't try to lengthen your days by cutting sho
J your nights rest; it is poor economy.
/ COOP WORDS FROM DRUGG1sTs-"MaIt Btters al
!. the best 'btters.''
''They promote sleep and allay nervousness"
J "Best liver and kidney medicine we sell.'
q tThey knock the 'chills' every time"
"Consumptive people gain flesh on them"
MALT Bitters have no rivals in this town.
"Best thing for nursing mothers we have"
'We like to recommend Malt Bitters"
Surmises are not facts. Suspicious whicfa NAV
unjust need not be stated
IL A Loss PREvENTED.-Many lose their Beauty fire.
If the hair falling fading Parker's Hair Balsam 81
plies necessary nourshment. preuents- falling a
~ grayness and is an elegant dressing.
IL Opportunities very sensitive things If y
U slight them their first visit they eldom come aga
T. BIG SUccEss-"My wife was in bed two ye
with complication of disorders b es physician CO,
IL not cure, when led to try Payker's Ginger II
is ic. 1t was big Three bottles cured her.
a cost of dollar and fifty centa. and she is now
% strong as any woman.-R. D., Buffalo.
y If you want to find out how great man is, let
of tell it himself.
G. See Bird adv't get HsRden's Bird Book; 70
care diseases, breeding. Es has extra singers
'le still, Bridget" SAID Pat to his wife, when
he burglars got into the house, San if the sapeans 70
he anything be jabers we get up and take from Eel
IS. wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs co
-, bronchitis, whooping cough. Group. influenza, C
~ SUMPTION and all diseases of the throat lungs
ke chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
oh The hardest rock is made of the softest mud. D.
allow the sediment of habit to harden into vice.
,er
- DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists fol" Ro
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs, roac
by vermin, flies, ants, insects. l5c. per box.
o CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stinging, smart
irritation of the urinary passages diseased dschar
n cured by Buchupaba. 81 at druggists Prepaid
nc express, $1.25, for S.. E. S. Wells Jersey City,
BRAIN AND NERvE-Wells' Health Reviewer 81
.. est remedy on earth for impotence. eanness SCI
no. debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by exp
- $l.25. 6 for S.. Z. S. Wells. Jersey City. M.
He who follows his own advice must take the
are sequence.