The Fremont County record., 1882-12-16
FUN CLIPPED.

a printer should always marry good
type of girl.
Christine Nilsson wears sad and
troubled expression, with two rows of pearl
buttons down the center and shirred around
the bottom.
Grandpa, the sun is brighter in summer
than i'll winter, is il notf" -Yes; and it's
warmer, and enjoys better health, because
IL gets up earlier.o
Bill Nye's platform is, "One country, one
flag and one wife" He says he has never
plned to make the marriage leaf of his
family Bible look like a hotel register
Woman, the poet truly says, is bundle
of wondrous inconsistencies. Too often do
4 find her biting the hand that would
cssrcS. her, and returning kisses for blows.
The poet wrote that she had lovely
form, and the German compositor got hold
Of it-thc poem, not the form-and in
formed the world that she had lovely
farm.
-Beecher says there is no harm in card
playing just wait Henry, until you
plank down your last chip ON the strength
of bluff, and you viii change your
opinion
In New York they are calling Sullivan
and Tug Wilson the lightning pugilists
because they do not strike twice in the
same piace-the police authorities will not
iiiVH iisin
Light lilac kid gloves, stitched with
black, are the correct style for gentlemen in
connection with evening dress, and for
button-hole flowers the chrysanthemum is
now in high favor
How should turkey lie dressed - A
turkey, in order TO be well-drcssod, should
first be wholly undrcssed. The fewer
feathers turkey has when il CONES ON the
table the more angelic it will appear.
would-bc rivals Of Mrs. Langtry in
beauty, hold Jumps Of ice To their checks
when they arise in the morning. Artif-
cially, "Rcd rs a rose was She but it took
her sisters long time to find it out
scared individual, dodging iniuria,ed
bull behind a tree. You ungrateful
wretch, you You would toss consistent
. s,cterian. who never ate beef in his life
Nonld youY Is that the return you make
4 new bangle has a lot OF comicsl mon
keys hanging ffom IL by their tails These
bangles come in silver and gilt and are said
TO i,c Of French origin. Ladies who wear
them are not necesSsrily the missing links
Autumn leaves, somebody has found
out, arc symbolica.i of misfortune. As they
are 4 reminder Of the melancholy days,
the saddcst OF the year Eay and giddy
gifls are advised to leave them severely
alone
A Young man in 4 train making fun Of n
young lady's hat TO an elderly gentleman
in the scat with him. Eyes said his scat
mate, -,thats my wife, and told her If she
worc that bonnet some fool would make
iun OF it,
We girl OF We period now tries to initiate
WHIST i known as the ''Theo shrug, = and in
efforts TO do IL after the inimitablc style OF
the French vocalist and actress. they open
Themselves to accusations of possessing st.
Nitus' dance.
Children said a country minister, adj
dressing a Sunday school, why are VIC
like flowers What do we have that how-
er. hayey7 Aud a small boy in the class,
whose breath smelled of vermifuge, rose
mp and made reply: Worms, and the min
lister crept under the pulpit to hide his
emotion.
Oscar Wilde scarfsins are the newest and
are already worn by many clubmcn. They
the searfpins n tiny donkey
with supcrhnonsly big cars, and on it's side
ssrc stamped the figures . . And now
everybody knows why thsy arc called
Oscar Wilde searfpius.
New dinner cards represent calendar,
and ON the date of the dinner IL IN stated
among the historical and astronomical facts,
"Mrs. Blanks dinner took place on this
date; weather delightful" II must have
taken mind as big Ms side OF house to
devise this dinner card
Mrs. paryenue, hearing that onions were
good for the complexion, rubbed her face
NIL over with one before she went to Mrs
Californias dinner party the other evening,
and she is wondering yet why the people
avoided her. Some OF her rich sisters
should tell her the reason.
~ believe you are fool john" testify
exclaimed Mrs. Miggs. as her husband un-
Willingly presented her the hot end OF a
potato dish, which she promptly dropped
and broke. "Yes,n he added, resignedly,
"that's what the clerk told INC when /
went TO take out my marriage license"