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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

"They tell me Brown has n great ear
for music" said Ferguson. Yes"
replied Fogg, al knew he had a great
ear, two of them, in fact but l didn't
know they were for music. L supposed
they were for brushing flies off the top
of his head"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

"You do not tell me that your hus-
band is up and entirely cured by so sim
Pile a medicine rs Parker's Ginger
Tonic2" Eyes, indeed, l do" said
Mrs. benjamin to her neighbor, land
after we had lost eighty-fve dollars in
doctors bills and prescriptions. Now
my husband feels as well as ever"
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

One of the victims of the recent Long
Branch disaster telegraphed to his wife
that there were a dozen physicians at
his bedside and that the result of his
injuries was (%therefore?) doubtful.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

ALIENS BRAIN FooD positively
cures Nervousness, Nervous Debility,
and all weakness of generative organs.
81. 6 for So. All druggists. Send for
circular to Aliens Pharmacy, 3l5 First
Ave, N. Y. Sold in Cheyenne by Geo.
w, Hoyt: n0daw1y
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

which hide between the gums and teeth,
and eat into them to their destruction.
SOZODONT is master of the situation.
Whoever uses 1t regularly after every
meal, and cleanses his teeth and mouth,
will soon be rid of the parasites.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

Miss Daisy Farlalee (of Boston)-oh,
Mr.. Cheviot, 1 hear you have just come
back from the West Now do tell me
all about Chicago and'ranch life
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

An exchange says a New Yorker will
make a dimple in your cheek for thirty
cents and warrant it to stand in any
climate for six weeks.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

Texas has one fifth the miles of new
roads laid since January.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

DIR, KLINE's Great Nerve Restorcr is the
marvel of the age for all Nerve Diseases. All
nts stopped fl ee. Send to gJl Arch st. Phiin-
elphla, Pa. mDEdeOdNwly
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

The colored brethren have %, 1872
voters in Pennsylvania.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07
A POSITIVE CURE

Without Medicines.
ALLAS's SOLUBLE INDICATED BOIGiES,
Patented October 10. ls,i. On" box
No. 1 will cure any case In four days or less
No. 2 Will cure the most OOsunALc case no
matter OF how long standing.
No nauseDus dOses OF cuDebs. copahAN OF Oh CT
g~lDdalWOol. that are certain tppfUluC' dysprI-
sll by destroying the cOatings OF the stomach
Price. 81 %. sold By al druggists, or mailed
on receipt OF price. IoT iurtnef ptfleuLTs
send for circular. o. no& l.@-J
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07
BREAKEAsT TABLE TALK.

win prohibition prohibit? Question
for Iowa folks.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-07-07

historical Dept; Cheyenne, Hyo.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-27
AusfdnoiC@e 1unoC6au.

Suber 9 9weis bat Der Bunbss'
roth cine gommiilon sur 4usarbsitups
sinss 8oItsi9uls@siesss fur bic seiammte
@iOssnOfsnidaft uieoerssiest Oana&
babsn bic @antoue fur bis grridtuns elmer
ausrsI9snben 3abI uon 6Hsntlt4sn Bolts
iduIsn ,u iorseu, an bsnen nur seprifte
2sbrsr anssitsat wsrbsn barfsn. aae, aud
bie priuaten S@uIen, unterliessn ben sss
isSli9sn Bsitimmunsen unb Der @ontrole
Der 8sbSrbsn. Der l1nterriat ioa unsnts
ssltlia isiu, unb ben Sdilsrn ioIsn bic
9sbrmittsI, S4rsib' uuh 3sidnsnmatsria'
lien sbsnfaas unsutseIiIib usrabrsidt usr:
ben. Der 3usd oss.@sistss III oHsnbar
bic p5llise Ssrfaatltbuns Der Sduls ooer
bas S1uImonopol, pis aut bis 8sifim
munssn lbsr bic Briuatiaulen ,siseu. Der
RsIisiOnsuntsrridt sebOt ni@t gu ben Oh
lisutortidsa 9sbrssssnitdnosn unb mub
aussrbaIb Der SduIs srtbsilt wsrosn.
Ran lsbi, baB bic SdpsiSsr Srsimaurer
untsntwsst i9rsn Bss sur Gntdriitliauns
unb @niRhIiduns bss YOltsS usrfOIssn.
Ob baS 9OIt Sd unb linen ba,u iast. III
nod bic sroBs Sruss. bat 60 bod In ben
lsstsu Sabreu @elssenbsit ssuus sebabt,
bteis mobsrnsu &sformatOrsn tsnnsn 81
Iernsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-27
Dubuque Soma, 9ufag oeu a. Suni 1882 Nummer $40 ben

srumme bic 3abl Der 5IidtIinse anssse
ben. Die suropdiiden Rontrolbsamtsn
fino barunter. Die @oniuln baben isosn
8sriud. S4ut gu Ieiiien, aufsestbsn unb
mifsn frob iein, usnn iie ibr eissnss Sc
ben rsttsn Die BstsbIsbabsr Der i'm ga
fen Iisssnbsn Sdiffe Rnb madilos uno
w Hsn nidt, mas Re ibun iousn. Sls
miiIsn far&tsn, baB Elm 8sriud. Eruppen
su Ianbsn. nur Elm nsuss @emsssI berbsi
fitrsn pirbe Denn um be $4,000
Wann espptii4er Solbaten Bu bdnbissn,
basu fno bic SIottsnbeiasunssn uieI su
idwad. lltbsbiss mlrbs man ss nidt
Bios nit ben Solbatsn su tbun babsn,
bsnu ss IN hie moslsmitiide geO6Itelurs
isIbif. uelde sesen bie @briiien whtbst
Die europdifden Wddte aabsn nun weitsrs
9risssidiffs nad gsppisn ssiunbt nnb i'm
QIufe bieiss Wonats nod fol- sine gonfss
rem, abssbaItsn usrbsn, bis fid nit bsr
9Siuns Der sspptii&en 5ruse bsi&dftisen
wirb. Ser SuItan, Der Sbubsrr gspp
tens, iudt bisis Gonferens suar au uerbm
bern. neil er pOruusRsbt, baB he iide'
isiner nominsusn Obebuidaft sin gnos
MAIDEN wirb. absr bic Nddts babsu i'm
tatssoriid ertIdrt. bah eoufsrirt uirb, mi
ibm obsr obns i'm WibrideinIid usrotn
England. s antreid. Stalirn uno u;sasitl
aud Spanisu tn gsppten occupiren. wt
Osiisrrsi4 msbrsrs tirfii&e BIooiussn oe
eupirt bat. Bismurd bat ssssn cine iolts e
Occupation ni6ts sinsuwenbsn, tm 9esen'
tbeil, sr isibt fd barhber DOR 8srsnhssn
bic Sinee. bsnn ssracs NIT bisier Sccppa
tion bdust sr isinsn Radbarn Elm Blsise'
uitt on bic Bsins, on Benz iis ,u idusr Su
idIsppsu bubsn. ais SaB fis ibm feline Sir
I'll if6Ien t6nntsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-27
Eefesrap6ifGs 9epe(&en.
DeutiGIa an b.

Berlin, 10 Suni. Der Sunbssraib
bat benz Antrass SaSisns aui 8srIdnss.
runs bss tlsinen Bslaserunsssuifanbss in
2ep,is ,useifimmt.
SerItm, 10. Suni. Der pt.ubifds
5inansminiiisr Bitter bat uessn Mss
unssperi&isberbsitsn In Bstrsif Der
stsusr Rsfo,m isin gntIaiunssseiud stn
serei4t.
Berlin, 10 Suni. Der In RieI mes
gen 9anbesuerratbs us,baftste Warine'
bsamte Weillins bat ben Rafen bie uoa'
ifdnbisifsn ROpissn Der PIdns Der Torpsbo
eiuien unb untsrissii&sn Winsn ausss.
banbist.
Berliu, 20. Suni. Bsmard III mad
Yar,in abssrsif.
Die Sta0tsanUaItidaft Bat sssen bas
ben Profsaor Mommisu pon Der antIaee
Der Sslsioisuns gismard's freiiprs&snte
GrtsnntniB Serufuns einssIest
Der Ridiriit bss Giuansmtuiftsr Bitter
6at ausemsiu lbsrrai9t. Wis ss bs,Bt,
mar elm benz Winiifsr uou Bismard suse
sanseuss, tn idarfen ausbradsn abssfub
ties S&rsben In YetrsH Der Stsusr Rs'
form bic unmittslbare uria4e bsfslbsn.
BerIia, 81 Sani. Der STUDENT
MelItns, bur9 bsFsu Ollie bic ruiiiids
Resisruns bic Sldne DER beuiiden Raifen'
ps,tbsibisuus srbaltsn bat. bat R& bus &C.
ben ssnommsn. Dis ss bsiBt. bat sr nod
iein.r Ye,baftuns sin gsitdnbuib feline,
Chat abselest.
Oeitrei&s &sunsarn.
| Bien, 2l Stunt. Das International
S&laditurnier bisrisI6if uuroe bsuie se
idIoRsn: Stsinis unS S8iuawsr, pon be
nen Seber "a SpisIe sswonnen bot, rbisI
ten ben erftsn unb sueitsn prsis; wsr Dol
ibusn ben einsn ooer ben anoersn Bret,
balten ioa, pirb burd ein ueuss Spis
entl6iebsn psrbsn Ssrnsr erbisItsn Ora
ion ilr 2s ssponnsne Spisls ben brittle,
Yreis, Wadsnsic unb 3udetort fir 221
Spiel ben pisrtsn unb finfisn unb gIod
burn fur 2lt SpisI ben isdftsn Yrsis.
| StaIten.
| 8o IN, 90 Sunt. Sinf.is WitsIi'bs
Der D'putiltsnlummer bubsn sinen auf bi
abbaItuua elmer intsrnatioualsu NusiisI
lung In Rom I'm Sabre 1887 abSisIsnbe1
@sistsntpu,f sinserei4t.
| Srantrst6.
| paris. 20. Suui. Die 9spuiirtsn
tommrr bat oas @bsidsiounsssei's mi
sss ssssu $50 Stimmsn anssnOmmsn
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-27


ii9 bas Tsmpsrsn3slsment, an Rd isI6if
obnmd5tis, iiets Der Wsbrbeits' Yartsi an,
itlisBt. Sm Often unb Beifen iudt ss
bauptidtIid sur9 bic rspubIitaniids Bar'
tel isine 3isle su erreiden, pdbrenb ss i'm
Sibsn Fd Der bemo.ratiiasn gartsi ,u
bisism 3usds bebient uno bic rspubIitaui'
i8e Yartei baieIbif ais bis Borfdmpfsrin
elmer IibsraIsrsn 9sbsnsunidaunns er'
ideint.
go mirb al 70 I'm 9aufe bisier Wods,
am Donneriias. Der @srbrs4sr @uitsan
bic Strafs srbaIten, bic er 70 polltommsn
psrbiente; sr pirb ON 9alsen bas 8erbre'
den iisnen, bus er sssen Soft unb bic
Wsniten besanssn. 2anse 3ueifsIte
man, OF ss Der rddsnbsn @sredtisteit ss'
s6nnt i.i, bieies SdsuiuI isinsr strufs
sntsessn ;u fibren unb nod aIs Der Spru&
Der @ei9uorsnsn unb bas 1rtbsiI bss @e:
ridtsbofss srfolst mar, sueifsIte mon, ob
es ni9t sins eide i'm @siese sebe, bur@
bic Der W6rber am gabs nod snti4Iipfe
@rob paren bic anitrsnsunssn, bic feline
4npdIts madtsn, um @uiteau ben 5dns
ben bss 9sntsrs gu sntrsiBsn. aIs Rssb.
Der Sauptusrtbeioissr, fab, bas er ote Der.
urtbeiluna bes W6Ibers bur1 bic 9el1uos
rensn nidt urbinosrn tonnie, lsste er BE:
rufuns an bas Blsnum bss Sbnss'
ridts bss Bs,irts Columbia Elm, um eins
llmfosuns bss nttbsils berbsiSufi5rsn.
Dod isner 9sri4tsbof bstldftists oas ur
tbeiI. Darauf ma4ie sr ben 8sriud. In
abusisnbeit zines ,Blenums" bss Sbsr
bunossssriatss uon sinem sinBslnen Wait
sliebs bsRslbsn bic @rtldruus ~ srIanssn.
bas bas Ssridt tn Waibinston tsiu Rsti
ssbabt babe. lbsr @uiteuu abIuurtbsilsu.
@rlt bsitiirmts sr bas Sbsrbunbssssri1ts
mltsIisb @rap in Bottom, bann bas Sber buns
btssuidtsnitsIisb Bradley IN WaibinstOn
um sinsu Sabsus. gorpas BsfsbI, burd
ben bic 5tnri@tuns @uiteau's bis mad
benz i'm Ottobsr erfolsenbsn Wisbsrsuiams
msntritts bes Sbsrbunbssssritts usrido'
ben werben iollts, bamit bann bisiss ibe,
bic Grass entidsibs, oh Der Waibinstons,
@eri&tsbof uur AburtbeiIuns @uiieau's
bsrs9tist ssueisn isi. Nbsr bie Obsrbun'
besritter wisisn Rseb ab unb 8ldis,
BrabIsp uabm i19 bie Wibs, Rssb's Ar'
sumsnt, bab bas Daibinstonsr S1id
nidt suffdnbis seweien iei, @uiteau ab5u'
urtbeilsn, neil Der 8sruunbste In Rsu
Serisp seiiorben, srinbIi9 ab,utbuu. Da.
aanse Wau6osr Rseo's bate Bios bsr
3usd, bas 9sbsn bss NorbtsrIss sinis
Wonats su usrIdnssrn, bsnn wdre be-
prossb aud mad Rew Serisp uerlsst NOR
ben, 70 wdre @uiteau beun bod bort sbsu'
fals usrartbsiIt porbsn. gta9bsm ale oiei
RitteI fsblssi&Iasen, lieB &ssb ben PrdR
benten NIT Bitti&riftsn 3ur Bssnabisuns BE-
iiiirmsn; absr aud bas BAT ni4ts ssbolfsn
Artbar tam @uiteau ni9t bssuaoisen
aud usun CT ss uolIte, bsun babur9 wirb
er ben S&sin aaf fi4 Iabsn, als isi CT eli
WitI1uIbiaer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1882-06-27
= u b q.

Sapauna, %. Jnnt. Der bslsii1g
Ganonitus 2son Bernard, rpsl4er In gels
aien Ru6snsslbsr I'm getrase pon 8 wiil'
Ionsn & anss nnieri&laQeu boben ioa. iIs
bier pa bafist porben. Wlan bat In fsinsu
Rofi,rn uno elmer ansabl Srisftai4fa
8t toisI. @ttisn unb umsriianiI9sS @olb
uuo BOpisraslo I'm Bslaufs bon l, 800, 900
5ranes ssfunbsn.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21
WHAT WIVES ARR WORTH.

The value Of wives varies in diff. rent
countries. In America they sre of en-
expensive companions, but in the higher
regions of the river Amar, and on the
Ussuri, in Siberia, according 10 infor,nu-
ton furnished TO the British scientific
association by the H. verend Henry Lans-
dell, the price of II wife is eight or ten
dogs, a sledge, or two C! SIS Of branG
In ar other'p part Of the world, accordi'
to evidence furnished TO the same ass ci-
alton by Wilfrod Powell, in New Britain
and the neighboring islands of the south
Pacific, on the east coast cf G,.inea, the
wives are the absolute property of their
husbands, and are bought, sold aud cate n
by their better halves, There was one
New Britain young woman who tebslled
at her matrimonial relations, wher,upon
her husband said ne could put her to bet
tet use, and straightway killed aud ate
her. Unfortunately. according to tire
same authority, the eating in New Britain
is not cor fined to wives. Tue nativ
are fond of missionary meat, and think
the English are stupid because they are
unwilling to feast on such a delicncy as
the human thigh, prepared with CO.
coaput milk aud dressed with banana
leaves Mr. Powell does not advise
women to emigrate to New Britain.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21
FIXING THE YEAR.

In one Of the justices courts the other
day, in a suit for malicious trespass IN
entering upon land and removing fence,
one of the witnesses vas asked
"Did you help build that ferce2"
81 did"
"What year was it7"
"Well, let's see. 1t was the same year
my brother-in-lsw had his leg broke in a
wrestling match at Dearborn"
"Well, what year was thatf'
"Well. let's see, 1t was Just six months
after We found the Duggan boy drowned
in Sabin's well. That was-that was in
eighteen hundred ahd-and-"
Cant you remember"
"Why, yes, ought to, let's see. That
same summer that we took the Duggan
boy out of the we'll, Tyler's second girl
started to run away with tin peddlerI
aud we caught them just the other side
of Dearborn. squared off on the ped
dler and knocked him eighteen feet into
the bdshes."
"But in what year was il you built the
fence?"
"Why, the same year that all this hap
pened, or maybe year before or after
If could only talk with my old woman
minute 1 could get it exact"
"How2"
"Why. was building the last half o
that fence when she was hooked by
COW, and she'd hunt up the man that own
ed the beast and hit the date square il
the head
1t was decided to let the exact date re
main in seclusion.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21
If not paid in advance, $l.25
RIGHTS OF TIE noAn.


A legal authority, in an opinion as to
the rights Of the road, says if farm deed
is bounded by or upon the road, it usu-
ally extends TO the middle of the road
way. The farmer owns the soil of halt
the road, and may use the grass, trees,
gravel, stones, sand, or anything of value
to him, either on the land or beneath it,
surface, subject ouly to superior rights
of The public to travel over the road, and
that Of the highway surveyor 10 use such
material for the repair of the road; these
materials may be carted away and used
elsewhere on the road. No other man
has q RICH, to feed bis cattle there or cut
the grass or treee, much less deposit his
wood, old carts, wagons or other things
there. The owner Of drove of cattle
that stops to feed in front of your land,
or drove 6f pigs which root up the soil,
is responsible to you at law, as much as
if he did thesAme thing inside the fence
Nobody's children hate right to pick
up the apples under your trees although
the same are wholly outside of your fence.
No private ireysoi has right to cut or
lop off the limbs of your trees in order t.
move his old barn or other building a.
long the highway, and no traveller eau
hitch his horse to your trees by the side
walk, without being liable, if he gnaws
the bark or otherwise Injuries them. II
your we'll stands partly on your land and
partly outside the fence, nc neighbor can
use it, except by your permission. Nay,
more, no man has a right to stand in front
of your door and insult you with abusive
languagc without being liable to you for
trespassing on your land. He has
right to pass and repass in an orderly
manner; a right to use the road, but not
to abuse 10. But, Notwithstanding, the
farmer owns the soil of the road, even he
cannot use it for any purpose which in
terferes with the use of it by the public
for travel. He cannot put his pig-pen,
wagons, carts, wood or other things there,
if the highway surveyor orders them d.
way as obstructing public travel. If be
leaves such things outside the fence and
within the limits of the highway, as ac-
tually laid out, though s6ffiS distance
from the travelled path, and traveller
runs into them in the night and is injur-
ed, the owner is not only liable to him
for the private damages, but also may
be indicted and fined for abstructing
public highway. Aud II he has fence
or wall along the pubti6 highway, he
must place IL all on his land, and not
half on the road, as in the case of divi-
sion fences between 'heighbors. But as
he owns the soil, if the road is discon-
tinued or located else~here, the land re-
verts to him, and he may enclose it to
the centre and use it as part and parcel
of his farm.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21
PU7zLE WrrIT wonDs.

Students at the Boston Institute of
Technology have designed rival 10 the
Gem puzzle, which is beginning to excite
considerable interest about town. Given
two words of an equal number of letters,
the problem is to changeTone to the other
by altering one letter at time of the first
so as to make legitimate English word,
continuing the alterations until the de-
sired result is attained. The conditions
are that only Que letter shall be altered
to form each new word, and that none
but words which can be found in English
dictionaries shall be used. Here are some
examples Of the changes
East to West-East, vast, vest. West
Boot 10 Shoe-B1ot. SCOT, shot, Shoe.
Dog to Cat-Dog, dig, fg. fit. fat, Cat
Milk to Hash-MiIk, mile, male, mate,
hate. hath, Hash.
Road to RAILROAD, rood, root, coot.
coat, coal, coil, toll, tail Rail.
Soup to Fish-Soup, soul, soil, foil,
fowl fool foot, coot, cost, cast, fast, FIST.
Fish.
The game is becoming quite popular
in Officer as well as in family circles and
at firesidesi and seems to furnish instrhc.
tion with amusement
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21

'Do you not see you are botheripg
these ladies, you chapT Get out there
with the driver, and here's nickel for
you"
ThS boys eyes, like artificial suns, lit
orally constmed the insignificant wretch,
who, astounded at seeing such scofn and
pride in a newsboy, sat like one stupe-
fed, holding the rejected nickel.
The prosecuted little one went out with
the driver; the place was crowded, and
an evil-looking, soiled stripping insisted
he was taking too mdUh room. In vain
he protested be was using Us LITTLE space
as possible The rufian called him a
''lyin' dog
There was a dull, heavy sound, as if
an object had fallen; sudden stopping
of the car, and bit Of, the quiet air went
wall in which was concentrated whole
spirits agony--a vail in which was but
one word, Mother -
Upon the stony street, bis heaven-like
beauty annihilated by the horses feet,
his wild, floating locks wearing 'redder
strains than the poppies knew" lay "the
bright young being"
Fright bad. this" said one passenger.
"Yes, rather" was the rejoinder; but,
to tell the truth, there are so many trfling,
Nsl,, % nla ira tr,
see a number put out of the way"
Look here r. exclaimed person to a
friend who sat near him. Il saw that
large boy push the other over" ''Did
you ?" was the reply, "well, don't men
ton it, he was only newsboy, and our
valuable time might b5 broken intoi OF
course the others think he fell over"
Two men took the maugled corpse to
its mbther. She spoke not, only sank
low upon the bare floor and remained
motionless. The men touched her, won
dering at her stiffness.
Mother and son were together in the
land where they did not hunger or thirst;
they had 'come out of The great tribula-
tion; had washed their robes and made
them white in the blood of the Lamb;
so white that the habiliments of those
who bnce feared contact with him, COM
pared with them, would be as night unto
morning; it was the home of Him "with
whom there is no respect Of persons;'
the home where, dinned in his ear, would
be no more "Only newsboy."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21
HAD HALLUCINATION.

They were sitting beside the CRATE
when all at once she looked up and said:
Richard, do you believe that people
ever labor under hallucination
"of course they do, he replied.
II was just reading of husband who
went to his bed supposing he had $40
in his wallet, bat on awakening in the
morning there was bit slS. He at once
charged his wife with robbing him, and
a separation resulted. Wasn't it awful p
"Yes, rather"
"If you should suspect me Of getting
up in the night and going to your wallet,
that would be awful, too, wouldn't iti'
mot any too awful, for 1 haven't had
cent In it since l can remember" he
said as be turned to his paper
That was all she wanted to know. She
got up that night and went through the
hind pocket of his pants, and next morn
ing he had . hallueination that he was
" short.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-01-21
TWO LOVERS.
BY GEORGE ELIoT.

BY GEORGE ELIoT.
Two lovers by a moss-grown spring
They leaned soft cheeks tUgether there
Mingled the dark and sunny hair,
And heard the Nooing thrushes sing,
o, budding time
o,'IO1e's best primel
TWO welded frem the portal step
The bells made happy carollings,
The air was soft as tanning wings,
White petals on the pathway slept.
q, pure eyed bride
o, tender pride
Tive faoos DER a cradle bent
Two hands above the tad wore locked
These pressed each other while they
rocked,
These watched a life that love had sent.
o, solemn hour
o, hidden powerI
Two parents by tho evening fire.
The red light fell upon their knees,
On heads that rose by slow degre,s,
Like buds upon the lily spire.
o, patient life
o, tender strife
The two still sat together there,
The red light shone about theft knees;
But all the heads by slow degrees,
Had gone and left that lonely pair.
o, voyage fast !
y, vanished past!
The red light shone upon the floor,
And made the space between them wide
They drew their chairs up side by side,
Their pale checks joined, and said "Onc,
more ~
y, memories
o, past that Isl