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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
The Argus COddling the Indepen-
dent BantlinG.

The deep affection of the Argus for the
independent republican baby is strongly
evinced in the following, copied from the
Argus notice of the new sheet published by
the independents.
s.Unless all the indications are at fault il
voices the sentiments of a very large portion
and that the better portion-Of the re-
publican party. The movement means the
reorganization Of the party on a higher plane
and the extirpstion of the gross abuses into
which politics have become debauched. The
movement comes none too soon, and however
much it may be scoffed it is destined to grow,
for we are confident that it will obtain the
sympathy and support of the honest. high
minded men of the party.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
GREAT LABOR MEETING.
Twenty Thousand Men in Line in New
York.

New YORK, Sept. 3.
The great labor demonstration in this city
today, was a success. Fully one hundred and
fifty organizations were representated, and
10000 men were in line. At Union Square
the procession was reviewed by John Swim
ton, Rev. DIR. McGynn and DIR. A. Donna
The Newark jewellers turned out 500 strong
the piano makers and cigar makers 20OO
each and bricklayers 1000. There were
many red flags in the line, and many of the
bands played "Marseilais'' The notices
displayed were PAY no Rent "All men
are born alike and equal" Labor built this
republic, Labor shall rule it, etc At the
conclusion of the parade the organization
proceeded to Wendell Garden, Elm Park,
where monster picnic is being held.
Speeches are to be delivered by John Swim
ton, Robert Bliss, and others, and glee
club is to sing.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
DROWNING ACCIDENT.
4 Boat Containing q R0ckiand Boy Run
Down By a Boston Steamer.

RocKLAxD, Sept S.
week ago last Thursday Willie Shea
started for Seal Harbor in sail boat, towing
another boat. Last Friday the boat he had
in tow was picked up, but nothing was
heard of Shea or the boat till Sunday when
the boat was located Is fathoms of water and
part of the sail brought up. Attempts arc
being made to raise the boat and if unsuccess-
full divers will be employed. 1t is believed
that the boat was struck by the Boston
steamer and Shea was carried down with it.
The steamer stopped but hearing no cutlery
proceeded II is supposed Shea got entan-
gled in the rope of the boat hewas towing and
went down with the sail boat.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
YELLOW FEVER.
An Appeal by the Governor of Texas.

GALVESTON, Texas, Sept 5.
The Governor has issued the following
appeal -
AUSTIN, Texas, Sept. 4.
To couI ty officers, mayors of cities and towns
of Texas
have received telegram from Thomas
Carson, mayor of Brownsville. stating that
there were 700 cases of yellow fever in that
city with an increase of 20 to 100 per day,
and that the necessity for means to send aid
to them was increasing and urgent. Any
funds that have been or may be contributed
for the relief of the suffering people of
Brownsville should be sent to Bali, Hutch
ings & Co., Galveston, and should be drawn
on wire by Thomas Carson, mayor to be prop
erly expended.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Glorfous sIeeting.

The meeting at Granite Hall last eve
ming was great success. The building
was filed with our best citizens. Senator
Harrison made noble speech, sound.
strong and ringing, meeting fully the high
expectations which had been formed
concerning him. Our people will always
remember with pleasure the splendid
speech Of the foremost statesman OF Indiana
to which they listened last evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
All Hail, Vermont :

The republicans of the Green Mountain
State send encouragement to Maine. in a
rousing majority for the republican ticket
at the State election held yesterday. In
the light Of the returns from Vermont the
republicans of Maine will make prepare
tons for the election next Monday, and
follow her New England sister in rolling
up handsome majority for the republican
party.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Another Independent Nomination
Declined.

Mr.. Henry Nutter of Cape Elizabeth prints
the following:
see in the Independent Republican my
name as candidate tor county commissioner,
and also note in the paper saving that all
their nominees except Nelson Dingley, Jr.,
have signified willingness to accept the po-
sition rendered them, and are at work. As
one of the nominees of the republican county
convention, and desiring the suffrage of all
who will cheerfully give me their votes. yet
| must say never gave my consent nor ex-
pressed Willingness to have my name used
by that organization, neither do they have
my sympathy.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
FROM NEW YORK.
Secretary Folger at the sub.Treasury
Hearing Reports.
NEW YORK Sent &

NEW YORK, Sept 5.
Judge Folger is at the sub-treasury today
hearing from representative men what they
have to say about the situation up to the time
of writing. He has not made known whether
he has decided to prepay $4,000, 900 of
bonds due the 18th, or not. He seems TO
care little about what speculative interests
in the stock market want, but to be endeav-
oring to ascertain whether the absorption Of
money by the treasury has yet had a detri-
mental influence on trade, or will be likely
to have such influence provided the prepay
ment of bonds referred to is not ordered.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Scbeming, diverse, and manifold advertise
ments of worthless goods, will never attract
profitable customers, only meritorious articles
such as Swayne's Ointment for skin diseases,
are recognized and sought after by the peo
pie. Real worth always receives its Just
merit. man may profit for while by i'm.
posing upon the public, but it is onlya ques.
ton of time when he will reach the end Of
his rope. Man has never dared to doubt the
efficacy of this great vegetable Ointment.
sept5t&Mlm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Mothers! Mothers Mothers!!!

Are you disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest by sick child suffering and cryin
with the excrutiating pain Of cutting teethf
If so, go at once and get a bottle of MRS.
WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP. twill
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon 1t; there is no mistake about It.
There is not mother on earth who has ever
used it, who will not tell you at once that il
will regulate the bowels, and give rest to the
mother. and relief and health to the child,
operating like magic. 1t is perfectly safe to
use in all cases, and pleasant to the taste,
and is the prescription of one of the oldest
and best female physicians and nurses in the
United States. Sold everywhere. rs cents
bottle
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
legislative Nomtnat ions.

ANDRosCoGGIN.
Republican.
Webster, X. d. Y. Philbrook.
Turner, - Hooper.
East Livermore, Albion r. Millett.
Lewiston, H. N. Wagg,
Samuel Booth,
ID. B. Stevens.
CUMBERLAND.
Republican.
New Gloucester, J. w. True.
Windham, John NJ. White.
Freeport, Capt. John c. Kendall.
Fusion.
New Gloucester, C. p. Haskell.
Deering. George b. Leavitt.
Casco, p. l. Mayberry.
Bridgton, A. V. Thompson.
Raymond, Henry J. Lane.
Harpswell. Albert T. Trufant.
FRANKLIN.
Republican.
Jay, Geo. w. Stone.
Fusion.
Jay. V. NJ. Richardson.
KENNEBEc.
Republican.
Waterville, Nathaniel Meader.
Straight Greensaek.
vassalboro, Norman Fossett.
OXFORD.
Republican.
Norway, Henry NJ. Bearce.-
PENoBscor.
Republican.
Winn, Frank Gilman.
Lincoln, Joseph Burbank.
Bradford, Charles p. Church.
SOMERSET.
Republican.
st. Adams, S. II. Goodwin.
WASHINGTON.
Fusion.
Cutler, James T. Mathews.
YORK.
Republican,.
Newfield, Isaac NJ. Trafton.
Fusion.
Saco, Horace B. Stewart.
Hollis, John A. Meserve.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Meeting of the Cumberland Baptist As
sOciatiOn.

LEWISTON. Sept. ).
The Cumberland Baptist Association held
their annual meeting in the Bates street Bap-
list church today. The mission board held
a long session Monday evening and distrib-
uted about $500 among the needy churches
A letter from the Lewiston church was read,
rejoicing over the successful effort made by
raising $40, 900 of their debt. At one O'Clock
the annual sermon was preached by Rev.
Frank Davis of Yarmouth.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

Lieutenant j. w. Graydate has been de.
tached from New Hampshire and placed OF
waiting orders.
The pulp mill on River street, Fitchburg
Mass, was burned last night. The building
was owned by c. T. Croker, and part Of
the machinery by A. Newman.
The telegraph cable between Cottage
City and Woods Holl gave out yesterday
and communication is destroyed for the sea-
son. The Office was closed last night.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Visiting C0mmandery.

PORTLAND, Sept. 5.
Portland Commandery took Hugh De
Payens COmmandery to Great Chebeague
Island this morning, after short sail in the
bay. The day passed in story tie ling, foot
ball, etc. A clambake was served, after
which the visitors were landed and took a
special Boston Maine train for home i'm
mediately, staying over night at the Went
worth House, New Castle, n. H..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Blaine and Gibson at RockIand.

RocKLASD, Sept. 5.
Farwell Hall was crowded this evening.
Addresses were made by Blaine and Gibson.
After abiding to the importance of electing
the republican congressional ticket, Blaine
confined himselfto State issues, and criticised
severely the course of Gov. Plaisted attempt
ing to override the opinions of the Supreme
Court Gen. Gibson spoke upon national
issues and elected much applause.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Beneficient ActiOn.

The miserable looks and feelings of those
confined at desks or work tables. are caused
by weak Stomach. Kidneys or Bowel,
Parker's Ginger Tonic without Intoxicating
has such a beneticient action on these organs
and so cleanses the poisonous matters from
the system, that rosy cheeks and good health
are soon brought back again Express.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Sick headache, rising of food, flatulency,
seasickness, cramps and pains, hysteria, ner.
vousness, languor, and loss of sleep call for
prompt use of SANFoRD's GINGER, "the
delicious"
Fruit of the tropics burning cline,
Thy wondrous virtues, fadeless still,
Exert an influence sublime
In ministering to human ill;
And many pang along our way
SANFoRD's GINGER doth allay.
sept2wed& sat I'm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Mr.. Blame in has speech al Portland.

The Argus makes show of publishing
Mr.. Blaine's rejoinder to Gov. Plaisted,
but it very carefully omits the quotation
from Mr.. Webster. That was too much
for the Argus. If Mr.. Webster had spoken
with special reference to Plaisted's DISC
bedience of law, he could not more point
eddy have condemned the disloyal attitude
of the Governor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

The democratic train which passed
through this city yesterday on the way to
Maranocook was very sickly looking
affair. 1t would have to be multiplied by
apretty large figure to equal the republic
can train of week ago.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Bold Challenge.
% WHICH No ANSWER HAS YET APPEARED.

challenge any one to show that in
the whole oftwenty-one years the dem
ocrat party and it's various side Issues,
like the greenback and labor and other
organizations, have proposed meas
ure that was able to be materialized
into the form Of a bill or resolve in the
Congress Of the United States for the
amelioration Of any human woe or for
the advancement Of any public good"
Mr.. Blame in his speeeh at Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Mr.. Blaine has replied to Governor
Plaisted's legal argument at Portland. 1t
is now the Governors turn to speak.
Unless he wakes up his reply will not be
out until the election is over.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Now no one can mistake or lay aside
the issue. The vote for Plaisted is to en-
dorse the counting out conspiracy. To
vote for Robbie is to condemn it. Let the
verdict be emphatic, so that the people of
the country may recognize the fact that
Maine is still true to the fundamental
principles of tree government - Lewiston
Journal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

BATH, Sept. ).
B. W. & II. F. Morse's blacksmith shop.
Bath, was burned Tuesday forenoon. and
house adjoining owned by Seth Woodward.
Elisha Potter loses in tools $500, and Morse
$500 on his building; insured. Loss on
the house aud furniture $500; no insurance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Bank Closed.

DENVER, Col, Sept. 8.
The Tribune's Salida, Col, dispatcl,
says: The Bank of Saiida closed its doors.
Monday morning. The deposits amount to
about s5O, 900, mostly made by the working
class. The assets of the Bank are said to be
$1,000. The deposits are total loss.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Bold Thief.

SPRINGFIELD, Mass, Sept. 5.
The money pouch which came to this CITY
on the New York express at 3 o'clock A. NJ.
today consigned to the Adams Express Co.,
was stolen from the baggage truck in the
depot by an adroit thief. The bag was after
ward found, rifed 1t is not know how much
money it contained.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

GLOUCESTER, Sept. 5.
Schooner Prize of Ellsw orth. Me-, from
Boston, in ballast, bound eastward, went
ashore at Races Cove the 2Sth ultimo. She
was stripped of all material, which was sold.
The hull was abandoned. 1t is thought there
was something crooked about the transaction
as the weather was moderate, and it stated
no particular effort was made to get the
vessel off the rocks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
II Heads the List

OF all other preparations or medicines. In
cases of nausea, headache, dizziness or irreg-
ularities of the system, BURDoCK BLOOD
BITTERs have no equal. They never fail IN
affording immediate relief Price Sl00.
sept5t&wlw2p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

DIR. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" for
all those weaknesses peculiar to women, is
an uneqaalled remedy. Distressing back
ache and bearing down" sensations Weld to
its strength giving properties. BY druggists.
sepi5l&wlw2p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
All IL Well that Ends Well.

Grin Catline, 80 Pearl street, Buffalo, n
Y, says: Il tried various remedies for the
piles but found no relief until used Thomas
EcLEcTRIo Oh, which entirely cured me al
ter few applications. sept5t&wlw2p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Another argument in favor OF the re-
publican party-the reduction of the pub
lie debt sixteen million dollars during the
month of August.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Man Missing.
PHIIApEIPuI,

PHnApELPHIA, Sept !,
Last evening the Schuylkill harbor MI.
found dark, soft. felt hat floating r. -
river under Gray's Ferry Bridge. The a .us
is similar to one lately work by M
Phipps. Graphing irons were procured s sSa
the river was dragged for the body % ~. ~
fugitive aimshouse superintendent, but with e
out success. ''
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

This is indeed an enlightened age, and yet
there are thousands of people ignorant of the
tact that ., slight cold neglected often
terminates in consumption Adamson's
BY magic. Trial size, 10 cts. Larger bottles,
90 Ctr sept5d&wlv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

The weak. worn, and dyspeptic should take
Colden's Liebig's Liquid Beef and Tonic In.
vigorator. Ask for Coldens. of druggists.
septJpodNwlw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Wheat Bnters will strengthen You ard
assist nature in removing every symptom q,
disease. Try them at once Sold by all
druggists. septjdeod&wlw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Don't Waste Money

On trashy extracts when you can buy last.
ing perfume so delightfully."- fragrant and 70.
freshing as Floreston Cologne.
sept6+ coda Va In,o,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
SUcciNL Advertisements.

Small advertisements, not erceediHg three ii"es
coming under the head Of WANTED, For SALE
TO LET, LOST, &C., wH be inserted here one hms
for 70 cents, three times for 40 cents, and one pees
for 90 cents.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Catarrh OF the Bladder,

Singing irritation, inflammation, all Kid.
ney and Urinary Complaints, cured BY
"Buchupaiba. 81.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
To iLet

TO LET.-A pleasant. convenient tenement x lo'
~ Court street. aug3o lw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
FINANCIAL AND CoMMERcI,,
New York Mock Market.
New York Money Market,
Epent.0 Rsporf.

NEw YORK senfk
Money loaned between from to and closed y.
Prime Mercantile paper, 5! 9. Exchapge ssa a.
S5i for long, and s9i Tor snort. Government NY
changed State bonds without change. Railroad s,n,
Closing bids: w" mr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Warning to Sailors.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 5.
The signal office reports that appearances
indicate . cyclone southwest Of Havana.
IT. course cannot be defined At present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

BELFAST, Sept. 5.
At the republican caucus Hon.. Nathaniel |
F. Houston vas nominated for representative. !
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
A Sweeping Republican Vic
tory Throughout the
State.
The Governor and Both Com
gressmem Elected by Over.
Whellming MajOrities.
ONLY Six Democratic REPRESENTATIVES
Elected to Ninety-Seven Republicans.
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION. Sent. !

WHITE RIVER JUNCTION, Sept. ).
Returns coming in slowly, up to this time,
lOoclock p. NJ, less than GO towns have been
heard from. and thus far there is sensible
falling off from the vote of 1880. The -
towns heard from give Barstow, rep, 1851
Easton, dem., 36l9; Martin, green, and
scattering Gill; Barstow's majority over all
6O62. The same towns in 1880 gave Farm
ham, rep, l3,l4s; Phelps, dem, $500
Farnham's majority over Phelps. 1853 Nine
teen towns in the first district give Stewart,
rep, 2547; Redington, dem, SIS; Kidder,
greenback, l6l. Stewards majority over all
1901. In the second district 33 towns give
Poland, rep, 1897; Fletcher, DEM, 2l43
Grant. CSC; Dunbar, greenback, and scatter
ing, 496. Poland's majority over all, 1872.
OF the scattering vote for Congressman, Dill
bingham of Waterbury receives about 200.
SECOND DIsPAToH.
Returns are received from l03 tow ms, W hich
give Barstow, rep, 1906; Eaton, DEM,
695l Martin and scattering 776; Barstow's
majority over all Ills. In As towns in the
first district. Stewart has 1892; Redington,
DEM. 1882; kidder, green, and scattering,
259; Stewards majority over all 1851. In
the second district Poland, rep, has in 40
towns 1898; Fletcher, 3l73; Grant, 1916
Dunbar and scattering. $40. Polands ma
jority over all 1925. Six democratic town
representatives only are reported elected to
81 republicans. No further returns may be
expected tonight.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
POLITICAL.
The Kansas Republicans Call Another
state Convention.

KANSAS CRY, Sept 5.
The Journal today publishes card signed
by six members of the republican State com
mittee, uniting in a call for a republican
state convention at Jefferson City, on the
10th inst This card states the singers do
not acquiesce in the decision of the majority
of the committee that convention shall not
be held, for the reason that they are satisfied
an overwhelming majority Of the party de-
mands that such a convention be held.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
WEATHER REPORT.
Indications for the Mex, "a Hour.

War Dept, Office Chief Signal Officer,
Washington, d. c., Sept. 6.-l A. NJ. I
For New England and Middle States.
fair weather; winds mostly north to east |:
rising followed by falling barometer; station
airy or higher temperature.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06

Vigor, strength and health all found in one
bottle of Browns Iron Bitters
sept5d&wlw
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FOREIGN NEWS.
EGYPTIAN WAR.
Arab Retiriug-Egyptian Officers Ten.
dering Their Submission.

LONDON, Sept. 5.
The Times Port Said special reports a
large numbers of Redouins have been seen
on the banks of the canal between Port Said
and Ismaila.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-09-06
Congressional Nominations.

OLNEr. ILL.,. Sept. 5.
Judge ID. Green, who declined the repub.
lican Congressional nomination for the sixth
dietrict, now consents to run.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-02-14
THE WRONG, SENATOR.
The LaughabIe Mistake of an
Obnoxious OfIice-Seeker.
Salt Lake Tribune.l

Salt Lake Tribunel
On Sunday last when Senator Jones
reached Ogden, the train had no soon
er stopped than a Salt Lake man
jumped on and inquired for Senator
Jones. The darby, who was something
CT wag, pointed out long bearded
individual who was in the sleeper.
and the man rushed up and grasped
him by the hand with, well, Senator
old pard, how are your"
The man thus addressed took in the
situation at glance, and determined
to make the most of it. He extended
his hand with cordial grip and said:
Take seat. old boy. What can
do for your"
Don't 'spose you'll go back on the
man that mined with you on Rocky
Bar, will YEP"
That's hardly my style, is it?"
"Well, no; but its so long since we
met that | didn't know but what you
might have sorter forgot the old
boys"
Didn't you loan me horse once to
get out of Arizona2 And when the"
well, l did; and a mighty good
piece of horseAesh it was. l paid
$500 for it the week before"
did ye think I'd forgot that? It's
lived In my memory over since"
You say the red nag is still alive?"
II can't say that; but,AColonel, my
gratitude is still in healthy state.
and I'm right on top with the admin
istration. Now, what do you want?"
rs the Marshalship of Utah filled?"
THE Office isn't worth havin', Col
onel. l was thinking that some sort
Of foreign mission might better suit
you-say Plenipotentiary to France.
You speak elegant French, you know. Z"
Il can throw the whole language
right down and walk on it"
DO you believe that the Mormons
have vigueur de dessus lately?"
II do; they're just covered with
But speaking Of that lone un bien
fail n Test jamais perdu'
That's what I'd do jam EN- right
to the wall, d pluribus unum, as
they say in Paris."
Just then a man on the seat Just
behind snickered a little, and the
Office seeker turned round as the man
who was talking French rose up and
remarked:
Tell me your name and I'll intro
duce you to Senator Jones"
The Office seeker did not wait to
reveal his name, but gathering his hat
hastily left the car on the run, as the
porter called out:
"Massa, how'd We make out wifi
Jones?"