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The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-02-23
DIAPER HANGINGS
WINDOW Sp sHADEs.

FALL STYLES
ofwALL PAPER and WINDOW SHADES
JUST RECEIVED.
CaIl and examine AS large stock to Sc
lect from as any retail store in the city at
BOTTOM PRICES.
PAPER HANGERS sent to all parts of the
county.
FLOOR OIL CLOTHS
tc:suit all and: prices lower than any in
town.
T.. w. BORTON
Main street.
Opp. Friends Meeting House.
ug.-s-'sl 4 y. Mount Holly
The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-02-23

Two sparrows upon one ear Of cora
are not likely to agree long.
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he who labors for mankind has
already begun his immortality.
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MigI Street. Mount Holly,
and viii hereafter sell the
BEST AND FINEST GROCERIES
At the Lowest Prices, Strictly for Cash.
Thankful for past favors he will continue by
fair dealing and strict attention to his custo.
examine his stock.
CHARLES N. LAMB,
MILL SrRxET, MOUNT HOLLY
May 6. 's0-1v.
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Great Reduction
P.R ICE 8

CHARLES N. LAMB. successor to William
T. buchanan, viii continue the business at the
nav Qtora an
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WALTER A. BARRows
ATTORNEY AND COUNsELL0R AT Law,
Main street. above Water, Mount Holly. N. J
July 8, 1879-1y.
UHARLEs E. HENDRIcKsoN.

Counsellor at Law, Solicitor in Chancery
Special Master, Supreme Court Com
OFFICES MAIN St., nearly opposite Clerks
once. Mount HrliT Burlington county, n. ].
aTMember o. v. 3. Law and Collection
Union for Burlington Co. COLLECTIONS prompt
lymade In al he-states- July u Is-Iy
The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-02-23

Wells Health Renewer,gre remedy
on earth for impotence, leanness, sexual
debility, &C., 81 at druggists. Prepaid
by express, S125, 6 for SIS. E. s. WELLS,
Jersey City, N. ].
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what DR.. Swayne's Compound Syrup
Of Wild Cherry has done for me. I
had violent cough, night sweats,
sore throat, great weakness, with Sc
we're attacks of hemorrage, gave up
all hope ofrecovesy. / am cured, q
sound and hearty man.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

something of leap you see from the lonely. snow covered plains. ISy ard by. as came back slowly to health and strength. the gap in my memory was filled up.
 Don't worIy about fl. my Lad. said the man whom had sough, to rob of the horse. "l, ,eas not you who stole my horse t was braia fever. and NC all knps he K an eccentric fellow. no responsible for his misdeeds. No one biames yee in the least in fact. nc one knows anything ,.,out ], but yogr .thcr May and you and |. Na.aralls l supposed ~,s pursuing regular horse tAlei, un,il, after meeting my hnrsc returning F,dcrlc>s. fadc on md found yoa scnscicss IL he >raN.
 'The 6rst glance at you puzzled me ! i',sl .tre no - afaan criminal. th II MS certain both face and dress denied Il; oa l lifted you on my horse and held on ID ys,: somchaw ua.i reached home.
 = told them ;6erc tia, had found you D sensible m the snow. and after gc,- ting you to bed tat. ending for the doc .ar >ct abe4: cNaiuaing your Po-ke;s ,o md your identity. II possible. Your letters falnisheA i=4e with wear father, name and ,ddrc>,. and when the phl sie..n 1faH3aarcd vr7.:r' e-,Iscs strf l,rs,.,i ,,s,-. ,en. d r,lcssef-cf - han H. came al ne. md far the i,s, three week, las helped te nurse .sfli "a kto l'.e
 :. Il was cunuu, how that horse kept an haunting yAe .ls,esh ..ls saar delluua
 ,hc -'ariou, hlazk Vi 'he loselY sitF were ,ll v"u could talk .bo4t. You were tI@a4, edlnz ,i he. ,ieie .,n4 nSht.ns far her,
 ".Ihs, lo.cis ..irl hsaf,, aae sill. sad I. and b'lcI may 1lr q, her s.5lc ,ad h,ht fnr h.r through itc.
 Who ka+.,, :: laughed hcF ftll-r = - tu - th.s.,- ihaa ;ha have hap 7eaei. fcffap, Haa my.
 AHd - dla.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

nium box for that evening had no tempta- tor. My case was founded in equity. and triumphed The orchestra. outnumber- ing me nine 10 one. played an overture conseientiously. and when Sir Joseph came on board with his sisters. cousins and aunts. l found myself confronted by an asscmblage of ihlrty-four persons. felt my dread responsibility as an audience. with all the applause and hisses practi- cally at my command. Nha, coult do
 fl that company and orchestra should take notion to turn and rend me: r fancy iha, gave no outward token ot fear. however bul leaned back brazenly h my chair. and tried to do my whole du;y. When losephl1e cut her 'suitor- lua iy-DorH' song short by two verses stamped. C!apped. and cried 'hl-yl' until she gave me the res; for an encore: N hen Sr joseph and Dick Deadeye took no pains tc ac funny brought them up ip their work Wi,h hiss: hen Little But tcrcup sang the whole .. Ter nrst song without leaving oui q word ar hi, of th.. business appldudcd wildly. and when
 ie5c came oGt into, he auditorium to s.t down and cNpo,tulalc with me sad Go ba k behind the foatligh,s and eatn your salary. Miss Sinclair. 1, makes ne difference io you whether there onlS ole .. me IT i've hundred. I'm getting my dollars 8orih. and you rc earnng your ,o | week =af less Thus the en.er. tajnmrnt ~-s concluded n the auGiIors satisfaction.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
Tine
Nlil 'mIaan


 Human asenta;s e..nnpt make tune. | e.tn affy yent methods of measuring the haafs aaa IF eutes as ihex pas. N zen the earth was young. shadow cast bl saabe3ms noted the passing hoais. From these spra,s : tine sun-dlal. winch IF ,Wered wl,ic the sun shone. but illied when the SKY MI, cloudy. Then wa,et- clocks. or clepsydr.e. As ,hes are ,echn : 6al known. e.tiue 3r;a Use BS ti4ese. Athehiau oT.tars @efe Npai - uisls theIr speeches i've thousand Ne--is ago. A::e r ;u- tatc1-,iaek cane th- t s.s-s sa-> i ru:.a.n- ,,nd. iir three hundred Hcafs ;his ~.- ne 5am'.4aG lnethoa Ii lnc4S = ir- t.me. i.ysn hf,y years a-8 | NJ einuius ,-t. in hufa hes te l.=taasA .,. iIe e. ttes. wheu he h5,d preaeaed efue.a |. Meantime Various Fl !e forms ot c.o5 es ta.! bt-es eans;tu ed. lat :enc ef mGeh ust.. No; aatfl inc invention ot ths paa- tG.an I ih- middle - the se3 ent,eath
 ensgyv. and :, appli aiion - clocks. d!e. they become fci..i io The docks ..a,. .,.t. he- :. ;e-,!.es are - nuneian> tats -he3p .!4t' ue.u34 trets s6aaoi-lfeN es.n ariaFd ,7 carry a"t,aa pee. Yet ali -tA,s=.'...ze- -i,a-@..tGAes ,a .he eMotid- eaa ao. Ill .hc ;.ac cf d.lS uuiess regulated AI.a the >un They mcfeA ,heM Ii,
 anu !; ef passing urie. The >an >lae@ : what ;.me !, :. whether morning. noon or ..ishI
 sirar5e mistakes are often mafc tY relying ,olci4 en eia k-sIsae. \ party 2: travellers. not ions ago. were on ;Aelr ~aN Wcs: through Ailkona. Arr.vns II Yuma u clght o'clo x. railroad tune. ,hes Werc surprised to md the dining clocs indicating an hour earlier. Stiil more were they surprised. after having lcisurely eaten b,rt',f.ts,. to learn CIT c'abark:'s:. :; lsain. tha, | was but $40 clock. Strange. 'hev thought: a.r.vcat eishU break ttsi .., seven: and leave II s.N Two hears am Bu. the docks were u.h;. The his, kept Jefferson Ciiy. Me..,lme; the second Was Yuma time: and the last Nas san Fran sec tune.
 Places casi and wcS, of each other can no; haze the same tune. Only those di- rcrliy north and south arc thus favored Could man continually travel around the earth. kceplns with the sun. he mlgh: i've hls allotted space ot three scprt vcsf- ,sad ;cn within q s'n 5lc@day. for hc sun wceid never rise CT set en hlm. t a,,tl9 alwaV, be day. Ne' even then he could noi make tune. Hccould not pTaion5 hi> He. nor EXC to Jhe wurtC. m1re hou>. Inc ouly Way ,a mAke iliHc k io D. ttt uss of }s every moment a> | comes. Time m gone k tirHc gone forever. wheeler the clock says se O. noi.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
The S,.ngy Man.
lhr l1r.,.rLe-.

There never ,g..S >tngE man who did not ;rv te h;Ge |. and there never was one who sa-c5cdcd in So doing. for even hi> mos, e>trava&ant attempts to appear liberal llaea. heer she ear-inarks ot his ri.,1ardlx ss5fi;. The s;.asy man rarely be amc> tc~v wealthy. auu usually gets cIcdi; !oT bCi.7- i.- hcF ytTrr fIc realty IS, ior his greed >o c,reun-, rjhes hs busi- ne>s enterprise a> 10 make hum essen- ;Iallv pea, uDi>h ln Fl things. and inca Haeit,t:es tln :ar ronduc'nS large and hbertl investments, He has few friends au3 x lu,;iy held II aNe.s:on and con tempt ny t!l >Aye v oPh4u;s and would De itsa'ee,.
 There asc teW :hi15, ;oo mean for a >,!n.H rsar ,o l.o. Nc kna" of one who n1arrHcg. ! yry'av ar-rrc her dead nus bands eniit WA> wca1ed. thinking tha she wsS T h. Ai,ey marriage he dis covered 'ha, ms; et the property was Willei 'a the baby. sa he hac himself ap- poiH;el l. -l.ar,i, IT ,hat he might handle .hc .aooes. NAcn he V,ri 70 settle his guard sh.p } s#'. ite iled lam oi :hsfsv-s4tea sai,ars a-a.ust his infant N .d'> f-;a,e .s 5tc' nafse far Jhe child ,,n m c>,l, atom ' was found that ihe we nurse .ar bose >t-e es It shaFsed va: h.> y.u witc. i3e Ctld' mother.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
A Large Aadscnce.
nEt

\ writer iof the Boston {irlif wen; ;o ! matinee performance ot "ilna'ovc. anA fasnd that he WIS hail ;he puirE audi cnre. a~ he was he sn1y person n the da'lar part ef ;he hesse. wb'c tac teH others were n the ,cn-tent ea,ieN. "This made me arrogant. 5e say>;. = sSosa- .uln repeilcf Gn offer F; ins lar back. and eNri.un,r} ln ,',c -ia1.-.- tha, tk, nl ,.,er ae,v:x, h.m and rae vi> IT ghe nature at a contact: that lae Ns,. in Lax and honor bound ;e haze 'i'aaiare' per formed before me. lryfUscd al advances toward a compromise. A whole prosce-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
Ata5i $ Liver
s8k S!I.

While NC were sccnnerteei= ='vi,h ,l,e mtl- i,ia oi ihc >,ate t would have been dis loyal in us te ha&c taken sides with ether England {" Esyp' in the war ih4' IS so-
 ns on. 'o have Sivea advice to either would have been noi enly a violation oi oar armed neutrality. but would have been an inlustlce ;e ite state that pad uS >N dollars Il year for ser1te. bu; haSin@ resigned the i,cti;cr.tIieS q; ,he Milwaukee Light Horse SQaadren. and rcgs med ,o peaceful pursuits. nations des.r.nss tG4l .,. from IL can receive i; at the usual Eatc>. and there will be no im1roprieiy m the transaetion. Since becoming a common. ordinary citizen. and taken oii the nsls- m ot r.nk and pow CT. we have no; ceased ;n take an interest IF warljke matters. Tc- dal We haNe been s;GdSIDg over picture oi Arab beN. in enc oi the illustrated pA- pcrs. and our practical eve. accustomed to grasp d situation from d casual glance a; war map. or Il melon field has made Il D pbsslbie to see | II once what x the matter Wi:h Arab., ,o diagnose his case IT a second. auG ,n be able to prescribe g plan oi War'arc ,hal would bring ihc rebel into camp aS soon as the medicine Se >nnllu pres -fioc began tp nave tts erect .Arssl,i Be, ta>ha k bilious. That < ali tha; ,lI> him in the world. lis liees !, torpid. h.s stomach is sourcd. and ne i> simply ou, ei otder lie shows | n hjs t4oe. Ills eve balls arc yellow ,nl, may he on account of the yeiIbN paper on which the picture s printed. b0, 3e ls not a wei man, thi> ;> ceriaig3. He does nat necl. mn Jn .lIs hsooJ. or srEaT of ieaei fired trom carbinos What hc wants ~ blue p,,ls, qu.nine md l,ver pad. | he English iorces wi!i >;op Shoo,in5 shells. bullets and sabres a, this saffron ~olared rebel and ire blue pills, qu,nine. water mclon> and ilA CT pads ;hcN can re 1iTa in a week. Guns can br trf s.s- e. to ~he~es h'ae pts oa h,s tAnfa. - .hAi some q. them mus, penetrate h., -y,fcr'. a lnor,ar made n n l.ve- pads could he cor>ti jctcd. ard al et ,his could hstonc ~iia a2,!l ;le loss ot d man. After Arab hal ,s;the pts and ;tiess = would ari ch:sr un.-iad finally dlseand his army. ' :, S;,c,,s,. and hser coDa'aiu, that Is -aEsin, inc Ver. Ii our advice ,> taken ;; reed no; casi mg h. as we have ,3s ed cno- ss nat of o,;r salary ,n he militia ;o be lalepcas.>n, ia; ittc
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
THE SWEET COUNTRY COUSINS

How dear to the hear, are the swee, eountr. cousins. whsn tho dog day, Of summer began 10 dra" near, When bricks have grown ho, and when sun strokes by dozen, Fulhod, Niih anguish and basoni .,,th fear 2 The green waving frid, and ttr ,~ee' smell ing hrcekeS. The 'seApine from tarn,osi ,a quiet ,uI adm. The rich creamy m.lk ~hjot '5e ready hand D. And r .rn ths, broar cousins ei.l .isa. Vtt ,le The plan country cousins. ;ae uneu',nrea cousins. The ,Aee, country raassn> 4ho live oa the The s~ee, country ssasin, eh. aren't ihey a treasure lio~ hand, to have a; ,l.r s4el,.aa time And pa. 5a4; aae.' board z .'taa e3sti, fseas- WAei...li-e...l- -a,z lad ], i,has, si..naigg ,. ,.Iur lio~ plr.,lai .a l9.s- oafl,h es4as a'.i rlI.- hrTrlcs. Fresh gaiasa haea a..t.rr .sa. e#tt- e1,' and AffH. Free a.e ,i the hef>rs. tite eart9 md the ar1E.ts o,,@ee, egaa,r. eou>.a, aho neon t..' I se i,l.,sa-es.g;.s so1szIH,s -, aa-s s.:..s.za C0ft-fu-, Ti.r ss.-.t essuies eas.zl,,,. .al-, issc.on fbc farm
  HoU le5z nc ia, sN.tt earsutrs ea--.n- ta s4EHt-l=t HaA- ttl-t.lni tf8 t3eaSaa. rom .alie tA.r nai ,,r.4elis-n sa4r i5za. f.ss.a |, Sf54 s5smfuEr 4, thau,.ats oi tl..af z.s-i ae9 stntes ',.  1Ae tA.atre tlie fssra.=ft th. }eet..-e. IL, mautt
 4a4lu. l he ,.tf4. - uats4a- 1..t ,.s ila. Wtt 3eHt i'tr N'at m aH t=ss fam l t. t.a,n= tt== d. sss==. -a==+ taf-i zaa#..z. TiEs i5s 5sf. IL Ha
 iest f-zk
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
A Peculiarly Per:ee, Lady
\urTlst0sea FIeFal,..

\ NaSh,.lle woman attacked ] young man in the street. and hacked h'm with | butcher knic unt, he ran. \ local paper says she, conducted herself ike ! pcrico, l,dA ;lNushsul the affair Fms must hc d S5e1}@9rsalluen ,o the NouaE man whom she 3l,acked. lt sshe had conducted hcrcsclf in an unlajvlike man uerwhlle earsins hua. he would have died of mnrttsaton When a woulSn. armed with butcher knifc. gc;> after | yoang man on ,hv stree. she >hoUia fc- member io eenipe; herself Ike B perfect IatN
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
S-0 . -

Las, week m 9h.o man aD h'> travels found ] slc'. on ,he ,ei,ysAu5s ba;.'c- field He ;-ek | home and pU; i; on the >,.vc to sec f i, was real !, was .enuire ra;'hc s,Qve was ;he 'nost &lsfnG n, iilcu voG ~ sr looked a, slti ,'.. tlr .ff,. 5-.ir.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
Na -s

Ina ;.w weeks inc hum af Congress VIII again De heard ln the land. Na1y 'em MI eaa a, hum when the shoT: session ends BasiirS tcg En;crttyfse.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

The situation .n FSyp, k abou; ;he same that ;; 'S n ,hi> oouugN siS per month and furnish Noag own waking money .Rla,WsgSten E,e.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

Ea.;h. iicIe. and IhanN-i, requires a,, r,e.a e-sric i Fraa td keep hls grip an rel g...e- tae ;5es srom farnilisT ard < vor1. B ha don't know what to do v5,h h-rse.i' is aroaad.- .lisy:.'s,s Rs-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

A-sa E., bas heeu declared a rebel. <, V.s te;I Day's. sat ]; didn't da much gael. flc ~ ;c history 0; the war JUS; the .s4rae Cf-ek.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

\ hcav! editpflaI bH Iudsc Tease tha, had never =, .tas luther than "We
 @a> >ng oa the de,k. X si K fly haa fallen into the paste and was trying ,e. climb up the brush ana sc, out, Death fc, .nc,i clc1Shcre Even column d matter on thc steae Ha> marked dead. ana n clec;rap. sd referring 10 the bciut;cs ot Df. Sr,des great ointment,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03

malIei Thc pes sieod ihcFe idly wAl,. jns ,e ehaW mp and dish1urc Its regular
 ,..iir siuitc oi paper fer sr1iultous distr-
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
9. w. HEIDEMANN Agent, NEW ULM MINI.

R :;;: :; gu; &:
you. $12 day and upwards
made by the industrious at h.me
Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere
to work for us. Now is the time. You can de-
vote your whole time to it or only your spare mo-
ments. No other business will pay you nearly as
we'll. No one willing to work can fail to max
enormous pay by engag ing at once: Costly outf
and t ms rec. great opportunity for making
monxEnsta, silly nd honorably. Address True & c
Aueey ca Maine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
When to Use Gestures.

When to Use Gestures.
A writer in the Golden Rule rebukea
the tendency to a gushing and overtime
style in literature as we'll as in oratory,
and emphasizes a useful hint as fol-
lows:
A young lady in France, placed I'M
der the tuition of 1--WE think) Madam
Clarion, was constantly offending her
teacher by excessive action with her
arms. She was in the habit of finging
them about in supererogatory way,
which tore passion to tatters, in '.Ercles
vein." After many admonitions, the
lady resolved to tie her pupils hands to
her sides with a piece of string.
':Now," said the girl, II can't move
them at ALL
60 on with your part" kindly re-
piled the other, smiling.
And go on she did, with >elocution ali
the better for action the less. At last,
on reaching the climax of her part, her
excitement nerved her little wrists, she
burst the strings, and as your charwo-
man would phrase it, she "gestulated''
with great vehemence. When it was
over. she apologized with tears in her
eyes, saying she really couldn't help
it, To her surprise, her instructress
praised her action this time.
THAT, mon enfank, is what we want.
Reserve your vehement displays Of
feeling till you cannot help making
them, and they will be both appropri-
ate and successful
Surely the lesson is large one. Qui-
ct energy, with readiness to strike the
iron when (but not before) it is hot, is
ings.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
The Needles Eve.

The passage from the New Testament,
1t is easier for a camel" etc., has per-
picked many good men who have read
it literally. In Oriental cities there are
in the large gates, small and very low
apertures, called metaphorically ''nee-
dies eyes," just as we talk of windows
on shipboard as ''bull's eyes," These
entrances are too narrow for a camel to
pass through them in the ordinary man
ner, or even if loaded. When q loaded
camel has to pass through one of these
entrances it kneels down. its load is re-
moved, and then it shuffles through on
its knees. Yesterday" writes Lady
Duff Gordon from Cairo, II saw a camel
60 through the eye of needle, that is,
the low, arched door of an enclosure.
He must kneel and bow his head to
creep through; and thus the rich man
must humble himself"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
LYDIA E. PlNkHAlW's
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
IL q Positive Cure

IL IO6ltlVe cure
for al those Palnfhl Conplaints onA Weaknessoo
socomaon t. our best female population.
II will entirely the worst form Of Female Conn
plants all ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ucera
ton, Falling and DISBURSEMENTS. and the consequent
Spinal Weakness. and 10 particularly adapted to the
Change Of Life.
It will dissolve and ezpel tumors from the utsrusin
early stage Of development Tho tendency to can.
humors checked very speedily by it, use
II removes faintness, hatulency destroysa craving
for smulants. and relieves weakness OF the stomach.
It cures Bloatng. Headaches; Nervous Prostration,
General Debility. sleeplessnsss Depression and Ind.
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backachs 10 always permanently cured BY it,
Will at all times and under al circumstances act In
harmony With the laws that govern the female system.
For the cureof Kidney Complaints Of either az this
Compound IL unsurpassed.
LYDIA e. PINKuAll's VEGETABLE CON.
POUNDS prepared ct - and as Western Avenue.
Lynn Mas. Price o. Six bottlesfor o. Gent BY mail
in the form OF pills. also In the form Of lossnges,
receipt Of price, q Per boz for either xrs Pinkham
Ill letters Of inquiry. esnd Tor pamph
let Address - abovs. xsHttos this R4psr.
No family should b without LYDIA Z. PnKHArD
LIVER PILLS They cure constipation, btliounsag.
and toEpidity Of the Liver. Is cents per boz.
~ Sold b. all DFu9RiGt0. ER ~.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
The Greatest,

The largest deposits of anthracite coal
in the world are in Pennsylvania.
The greatest river in the world is the
Mississippi, which is 400 miles long.
The largest lake in the world is Lake
Superior, being 430 miles long and ], 900
feet deep.
The largest valley in the world is the
Valley of the Mississippi. 1t contains
500, 900 square miles.
The greatest cave in the world is the
Mammoth cave in Kentucky, which
contains q navigable lake Astounding in
eyeless fish.
The greatest mass of solid iron in the
world is the great Iron Mountain in
Missouri. It is $50 feet high and two
miles in circuit.
The greatest cataract in the world is
the Falls of Niagara. which plunges
over the rocks in two columns to the
depth of 40 feet each.
The greatest natural bridge in the
world is the natural bridge over Cedar
Greek in Virginia. It extends across a
chasm 80 feet in width and 25O feet in
depth.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
From a 0ru9gi0t.

-. eTOvU a OIOB&t0Cs
Maryland, Sept 2!'79-Last January We got a box Of
Remedy for ofour customers, and it has made
aperfect cure of him. We have another customer now
suffering in the same way. and wish one No. box.
June 1852
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18

There are 500 seats in the German
parliament!
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~ q 3 ~ :. ~ . 7i7..Il 8
A Ns,g Torpedo.

The torpedo having practically revo-
lutionized tho conditions Of naval war
fare. it can scarcely surprise us to find,
that inventors are turning much Of their
thoughts to developing the usefulness
Chat is, destruotiveness!l Of 90 potent
q weapon. A Roumanian engineer has
designed new kind Of torpedo. which
in several points exhibits considerable
originality. lis chief popularity IS that
it can be managed under water for
twelve hours at : stretch, acting ct q
depth of from one hundred feet in riv-
ers to seven or eight hundred feet in
the sea. BY means Of screws it can be
made to rise or sink n0iselessly. and
either suddenly or by gradual stages.
Its system of illumination is internal,
and enables the officers to see for dis
lance of a hundred and fifty feet under
water. While on the surface it il man
aged like an ordinary iron-clad vessel,
but it can man@uvre in any direction.
All this is very ingenious, but we de-
voutly trust that there will be no occa-
sion for its use.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
He Had Done en- Often.

Over in Jersey last week the manager
Of combination was applied to by a
lanky-legged chap for an engagement.
The fellow, who looked 1ugubrious
enough to have been the shadow of a
badly acted Hamlet, stumbled across
the stage, and unjointing himself, col
lapsed into . chair.
''Well, sir, what's your line Of bust
ness?" queried the manager.
mot particular - anything that
pays"
Ever been on the stager'
'.Often!' remarked the aspirant,
throwing quid of dog-leg at the head
of the big fiddle, and his left leg over
his right knee at one and the same time.
'D'ye s'pose you can do the landlord
in the Lady Of Lyonsp'"
Eyes, sir-ree--rve done all the land
lords in Camden
Aud yet the aspirant wasn't engaged.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-18
A Misconcantion.

A clergyman says: On passing out
of church one evening said to young
man who frequently came to my church,
''Glad to see you out. tonight; come
often and bring your .Dulcinea' with
you." A few days after, l was inter-
viewed by him, when he very grossly
asked me what l meant by calling his
betrothed ''dull sinner, and informed
me that she had been member Of the
church in good standing for some time,
and he would like to know my reason
Tor calling her sinner.