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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10

Live merchant, sell the liunstabl. boo.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10

"Hackmetack," lasting and fragran,
perfume. Price % and 80 cents. Sold Inv
lliokoN & House, druggists Cos Main
street, Dallas, Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10

Tho Rev. Goo. II. Thayer, OF Bourbon.
Ind, says; Both myself and wife owe our
ives TO Shlloh's Consumption Cure" Sold
by HickoN 6 House, druggists, COS Main
street. Dallas, Texas
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10

- For mince-mea. inca, 20 to A. Bond a
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10

Shilohs Catarrh Rcmedy--a positive cure
for catarrh, diptheria and caikur month.
Sold by Hickox II House, druggists, 60i
Main street, Dallas, Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10
COMMERCIAL NEWS

lsa specially, and the data il gives are nj.
ways perfectly reliable and Trustworthy
making it, in this particular, of extreme
value to the merchant and all other bust
ness men, Independent in politics. il IL
the organ of no party, no clique, no lunta
but discusses all political quetions and
measures ms it does all others, fairly, with.
out prejudice or bias, and ever gives rea.
sons for the fifth that is in it.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10
DALLAS DAILY
HERALD
FOR
1 s 8 e

The leading Daily Paper Of all North
and Central Texas, with circulation
Larger than that of all other daily papers in
these sections combined. II is an eight
page forty eight-column paper, printed on
Hoe power press, run by gas engine,
and 1t contains all the latest news, by
telegram, from all over Erropo and this
country,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-10
SPECIAL IVsI,EG RAMS

From every part Of Texas and from other
States, being principal feature, With
all the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
HALLOWELL.

Christmas was generally observed as a
Holiday. In our city all of the manufac-
tories being shut down.. A large number
of the employees and others come out on the
streets that are not seen at other times.
Everybody seemed to be enjoying themselves.
The saloons and billiard halls were closed
and the best of order prevailed, there not be-
ing single case of drunkenness Sc l, which
speaks well for the good management Of our
City Marshal and the police,
There was a Christmas tree at the Univer-
salist vestry and also at Good Templar's Hail.
The sociable and sale at the Parsonage of
the Congregational society last Friday even
ing was a very pleasant and successful affair
the young ladies of the Mission Circle
realizing about S3S by the sale.
The Hallowell Granite Company are plac-
ing machinery in their new building west Of
their Office, for the manufacture of handles
for hammers, axes. &C., also for turning out
wagon spokes. They will probably com:
mence operations in the course Of month.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
CHINA.

In addition to common English the ''manly
art is practiced in a certain school district in
this town. An instruction exhibition was
aud parents participated. blows were distr ID
uted promiscuously, and several battered
countenances attests to the valor of the par
Elephants. +. c. Perkins, who is now
attending medical lectures in New York, will
return to his former practice in February
Matthew b. Stevens, an esteemed citizen of
this town, died Saturday after painful ILL
ness of one week. His remains were taken
to Hartland for burial. ABS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
Marrtfb.

In this CITY, Dec. a, by Rev. c. r. Penney, Abner
G. Jewett of Augusta, to Miss Louise l.. Eaton OF
Manchester.
In North Arson, Dec, 8, Sumner b. Clark of Sid
new, to Jennie F. WILDER Of North New Portland.
In Brewer. Dec. 81, Thomas Simmons to Mrs.
Anna VI Welch, both of Brewer
In Ferry Village Dec. ~, w. f. Allen to Miss
Estella Weldon, both OF Ferry Village.
In Freeport. Dec. 20, Charles X. Proctor to Miss
Nellie s. Davis both of Freeport.
In New Sharon. Dec. 16, Dan S. Tucker of New
sharon, and Miss Emma A. Lovejoy of Chesterville
also John Il VI. Lovejoy of Chesterville, TO Miss
Cora VI. Tucker of New Sharon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
Orb.

In Rallowell. Dec. 2s, Hon. Samuel X. Gilman,
aged So yea :. : months. Funeral services at his
late residence Friday, at O'Clock 2. M
In II Howell, Dec. "a, Mrs Eliza wife of G. C..
McCaussnd, aged IS years.
In China, Dec. -, Mathew Stevens, aged 60 years.
In Deering, Dec, ~, Annie Howard Sanderson,
aged "a years; Dec. IA, Mrs Celnds, wife of D. r.
Leland, aged 50 years, y months. q days.
In Bangor. lee. -, Miss Abbie T. Sullivan. aged
70 years, II months, days.
In Orono, Dec. -, Mrs. N. J. Russell. aged -
years, z month, 10 days.
In Phillips, Dec. p, Eliza Sawyer. wife Of Eph-
rain SAWYER, aged 10 years, IL months, II days.
In Benton, Dec. IL, Rufus Brown. aged 81 years.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
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Rucklen'S Aruica Nalye.

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Burns, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Corns. and all Skin Eruptions, and
positively cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price % Gel is per box. For sale by +. G..
Kinsman & Co. decld&w1y
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

A letter tram III > fr,.nis minister, Ell
Jones of China savs tat' ne aI' his c"m2an
ion, Charles N. Jones Of winthrop, have
arrived in Palestine AMI that new training
home for Urls ha. been e.,ab'ished on Mt
Lebanon with fifteen girl, f'r sc',rlsrs. tn"
home has been instituted through the efforts
of Minister Jones. most of the. 'ney re
Quirei being procured in this country.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

We have received = communication from
Charles Clark, now incarcerated in kennebec
Jail and awaiting trial for the stealing Of
Coombs team. in which he Substantially
denies all the statements. relating to his horse
thieving exploits, made in our clipping from
the Lewiston Journal. He defics the Journal
to bring proof of its allegations.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

H-Chas. jenkins, at his hsh market, op-
posite the Journal office, keeps constantly on
hand Providence river oysters at 40 cts, nor
folks, so cents and Scarboro clans at 20 cts. !;
an assortment of canned fish, Holsters, ana
fresh and corned fish of all kinds. His goods
cannot be excelled for freshness and good
quality.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

1t is said that Lizzie Norton, who was ar.
rested at Brighton, Mass, Dec. 9th, on the
charge of stealing horse and buggy, and is
now awaiting trial at Charles street Jail,
Boston, has husband living at Togus, who
il ignorant of her whereabouts.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The number of scholars who have not been
absent one half day from the First Primary
school, Grove street, is as follows: Oracle
Levett, Clemmie Murphy, George Petten-
gill, Sadie Rowe. Eiwood Stevens. Jennie
Seaman, Eugene st. Peter. Critic Tihhetts.
Walter Tibbetts, Wilfred To'man. Nellie
Seaman.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

A chorus society composed of some of the
best singers in the city will be formed in a
few days. permanent organization of this
KIM is much needed here to promote the in
terest of good music and we trust that the
movement may meet with success.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Rev Mr.. Thaeher of this city, will give q
course of lectures at the Unitarian church
during the winter, the first to be on Sunday
evening next. They will be practical in their
nature and Of interest to all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Mr.. Joseph Miller, who has been spending
few weeks in this city with his family, took
passage for the West on Monday nights
Pullman. He was accompanied as far as
New York by his daughter Fannie, where she
vill amend the winter
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Yesterday forenoon abint ten o'clock nre
broke out on the roof Of J p. Wyman &
Sons dry house located on the Bond nro'"
near their main factory. The building was
Immediately filled with steam from the boiler
through pipes arranged for the purpose and
the flames we're soon quenched, The house
was full of valuable lumber but so slight was
the damage that $50 will cover the loss. The
fire department was on hand but their services
were not REQUIRED.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

NS-Mr. John Parsons has secured the
Agency for the Dorcas, Saxony, Knitting
Worsted and Germantown Yarns, which have
become so popular throughout the East The
shades and colors are just what are wanted.
novl teOdl3w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

We learn that Mr.. C. l.. McCleery, former
ly of the Lewiston Journal, will be the
Augusta correspondent of that paper and also
of the Boston Journal during the session Of
the legislature this winter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Mr.. William A. Lancaster, who studied
law with Vose & Farr in this city and was
admitted to the bar last spring, has emf
grated to Dakota.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

1t is estimated that loss of 5000 900 was
sustained by individuals in Augusta through
the failure of the Pacific Bank in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Hon. Phillip Wilson, senator elect from
Penobscot county, was in town last evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Special communication Of Bethlehem
Lodge, F. and A. NJ, this "wednesday
evening, at Z 80 o'clock. Work in the third
degree.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Waste no time; delays have dangerous
ends If member ofyour family is suffering
with slight cough or cold, don't wait until
it develops itself into consumption, but pro
cure at once 4 bottle of Dr. Bulls Cough
Syrup and cure that cough.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

There was a collision between two teams
on State street, Christmas day, but no
damage was dsne and no one was injured.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Mr.. J. E. Chandler advertises in another
column for agents of both sexes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The Art Exhibition at the vestry OF the
Methodist church opens Thursday evening at
"a o'clock. There will be music and recita-
tons. On Friday evening ice cream ana
cake will be served. The exhibition VIII
remsin open the remainder of this. and Gil
of next week, from 10 A. M. till 10 I. M.
Admission 10 cents. All articles loaned
should be distinctly marked with the name OF
the owner. and it is desirable to have them
sent in on Wednesday afternoon, or early on
Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Mr.. T. T. Hardwood, general secretary of
the Y. NJ. C. A. in this city, is spending the
holidays in Salem. Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

teams passed one point on State street in the
course of an hour.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The county commissioners will be in SEES
sion at the Court House every day this week
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

"HACKMETACK," a lasting and fragrant
perfume. Price % and so cents.
BOwditch Webster & Co,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

winter carnival will be held in Montreal,
Canada, from Tuesday. 23d to Saturday, 9th,
of January next, inclusive, and will be par
ticipated in by the sporting clubs Of that city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Hon. Charles A. Boutelle of Bangor, was
in town yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

BRONCHITIS. ASTHMA, CATARRH, and all
pulmonary complaints, transient or chronic,
permanently and promptly cured by Kurakoff,
the great Pine remedy. oct24deOd3m
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

There will be meeting of the Benevolen
Society at Mrs. W. Craigs this afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The date for Governor elect Robes re-
ception in Lewiston, has been fixed upon for
Feb. LIST.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

To any one wanting good bargain in a
sleigh we call attention to advertisement this
morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY--a posi-
tive cure for Catarrh. Diphtheria and Canker
Mouth. Bowditch. Webster & Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Gov. Plaisted arrived in town last night
on the Pullman from Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

THE REV. GEO. ii. THAYER, of Bourbon,
Ind, says: both myself and wife owe our
lives to SHILOn'S CONSUMPTION
CURE Bowditch. Webster & Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Last evening Alexander Dumas great play
of Camille" was presented to fair house
in Granite Hall. Mile. Eugene Legrand ap-
peared as Camille, a role which she sus-
tanned with tact and brilliancy. In dialect
she has seldom if ever been surpassed BY any
actress that ever appeared in Augusta. She
obtains complete control of her audience
and holds it to the close of the final act. Mr..
McGormac makes a very good Armand. The
play increases in interest until the end of
the fourth act when an absorbing climax is
reached. AT the end of this act, in answer
to a prolonged applause, Mr.. Mccormack
and Mile. Legrand appeared and acknowl-
dyed their thanks by gracefully bowling.
The company is a strong one, and all the
parts are supported with ability.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The best medicine of the age for quickly
curing indigestion, nervousness, ETC., 10
Browns Iron Bitters.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Business has closed up for the season at
the Jail workshop.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

See "Bird" adv't; get Holden's Bird
Book; food, care, diseases. breeding. He
has extra singers
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The grip of pneumonia may be warded of
with Hales Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothsche Drops cure in one minute.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

WHY WILL YOU cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10
cts. and 81. Bowditch, Webster & Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

GROUP, DIPHTHERlA AND WHooPING
COUCH get prompt relief and rapid cure by
the use of Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine
remedy. oct24deod3m
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
FOR 4 CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Kinsman's thermometer yesterday showed
the temperature to be at A. NJ above, II
M. %, 6 p. M. 20.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

The executive council will hold a session
to-day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Additional particulars have been received
in relation to the burning of Samuel Jack
sons dwelling house At East Winthrop. Sat-
urday afternoon. The fire caught in the ell
around the chimney and before it was discov-
cred had filed the chambers with smoke 90
that they could not be entered. Thus ten
beds in these chambers we're destroyed; also
large quantity of bedding. In the cellar
was several hundred dollars worth of beef,
Mr.. Jackson being dealer in meat, which
was saved. Through the strenuou. efforts of
the villagers the barn which was adjacent to
the house was saved. The house was large
two story structure; insured for $1,000.
Loss estimated at $1,000. While fighting the
flames Augustus Rowe, q gentleman about 55
years of age, was hit in the back of the head
and rendered insensible. 1t is hoped he is
not dangerously injured.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
4 MERRY cnnrsr,aAs.

a Multftude 81 Slesgh-Riders.-A Success.
raj Season for the Uealers In Holiday
Goods.-Unese Sans Mail Rags Well
k1lle0s-The Busfness Of the American
Express CO.-The Christmas Trees.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver Complaint,
you have printed guarantee on every bottle
of Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never fails to cure.
BOwditch. Webster & Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27
Choice Extracts from Druggist.

Choice Extracts from Druggists.
ave know the value of malt, hops, quinine
bark and asparagus composing Malt Bitters. -
'Best kidney medicine on our shelves"
''Our lady customers highly praise them. u
physicians prescribe them in this town. y
'The largest bottle and best medicine"
''Our best people take Malt Bitters.'
'Sure cure for chils and liver diseases. "
decltw&s&wlm
FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver Complaint,
of Shilohs Vitalizer. 1t never fails to cure.
Bowditch. Webster & Co.
GROUP, DIPHTHER1A AND WHOOPING
Couch get prompt relief and rapid cure by
the use of Kurakoff, the wonderful Pine
remedy. oct24deod3m
WHY WILL YOU cough when Shiloh
Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10
cts. and 81. Bowditch, Webster & Co.
See "Bird" advt; get Holden's Bird
Book; food, care, diseases, breeding. He
has extra singers.
SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY posi-
tive cure for Catarrh. Diphtheria and Canker
Mouth. Bowditch, Webster & Co.
The best medicine OF the age tor quickly
curing indigestion, nervousness, ETC., 10
Browns Iron Bitters.
THE REV. GEO. II. THAYER, of Bourbon,
Ind, says both myself and wife owe our
lives to SHILOn'S CONSUMPTION
CURE Bowditch. Webster & Co.
The grip of pneumonia may be warded of
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
ARE you MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation. Dizziness, Loss of Appetite,
Yellow Skin? Shioh's Vitalizer is positive
cure. Bowditch, Webster & Co.
KuRAKorF, THE LUNG HEALER. and great
Pine remedy contains neither opiates or
narcotics. Free samples to actual sufferers.
c. A. Lewis & Co.. ~ vesey ST., N. Y.
oct24deod3m
Young and middle-aged men, suffering
from nervous debility and kindred affections.
as loss of memory and hypochondria, should
inclose three stamps for Part VII of World's
Dispensary Dime Series of pamphlets. Ad-
dress WcRLp's DIsPESsARY MEDICAL Assoc
CITATION, Buffalo, n. Y. dec26.&wlw3p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Monday evening Santa Claus was accom-
modated with Christmas trees at the Friends
meeting house, Baileyville, Baptist church,
East winthrop, and Union church, Manche'-
ter Forks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Seats for the Professor are selling we'll.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

Moonlight evenings.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-12-27

ARE YOU MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation. Dizziness, Loss of Appetite,
Yellow Skin? Shilohs Vitalizer is positive
cure. Bowditch, Webster & Co.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-02-09
Skin Diseases Cnred

BY DIR. Frazier's Magic Ointment.
Cures as IL by magic, Pimples, Black
Heads or Grubs. BlOtchss and Eruptions
on the face. leaving the skin clear,
healthy and beautiful. Also cures Itch.
BARRIERS Itch. Salt RLeum, letter,
Ringworm, Scald Head, Chapped Hands,
Sore Nipples. Sore Lips, old, obstinate
Ulcers and Sores. Sc.
SKIN D SEASE.
F. Drake, Esq. Clt veland. o., sufferrG
beyond all description from a skin di-
seasa which appeared on his hands, he II
and face, and nearly destroyed his ey
The most careful dos tOring failed to heii
him, and after all hi d failed he used DR..
Frazier's Magic Ointment and was cured
by few applications.
The first and only positive cure for skin
diseases ever discovered.
Sent by mail on receipt of price, Fifty
Cents.
HENRY & Co, Sole Propr's.
62 Vesey Street, New York City.
For Blind, Bleeding. Itching or Ulcer.
ated Piles. Dr.. Williams Indian Pile
Ointment is sure cure. Price $l00, by
mail. Walding Kinnin & Co., Whole.
sale agents, Toledo, o. nov 4. 81 Tyr
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-02-09
He Was Not Well.

allow long is it since I've been out of
this measeley old barracksi" asked Mr..
Spoopendyke, turning painfully in his bed
and gazing in vague, half-dazed way
toward long line Of antidotes on the
mantel.
about two weeks DEAR" said Mrs.
Spoopendyke, coming toward him with a
bowl of cruel, and smiling pleasantly
The doctor says you are not likely to have
another attack if you keep very quiet and
follow his instructions"
"Oh, he does. does hei" said Mr. Spoo-
pendyke, making vain effort to sit up,
and falling back with a groan. "He says
won't have another attack. Now, what
do you suppose that dod .gasted, bald
pated pill roller knows about my case,
any wayl Perhaps you think he could
make an Egyptian mummy dance High
land fling and put life into cigar sign
All he needs is three bulletins a day and
unlimited chin to become one of the lead
ing physicians of the country. suppose
if take all that stuff up there I shall be
born again and see the next centennial
What does that bone saving, blistering
old ape know about the future, any way !
How can he tell whether / have another
attack or noti Perhaps he will tell you
the name of your next husband, and the
color of his hair for fifty cents. Perhaps
he is dod gasted spiritualist. What's
thatf"
"Gruel," said Mrs. Spoopendyke.
"Gruel, always gruel," said Mr.. Spoop-
endyke, turning his face to the wall. do
you imagine am Sheltering Arms and
st. Johns Guild excursion thrown into
oneY Why don't you tie a bib around my
neck, give me rubber to chew on, and
put rattle into my hand9"
"But the doctor says you must not eat
solid food just at pres"
"Oh, l am not to eat solid food" said
Mr.. Spoopendyke, kicking viciously at the
foot-board. "a diet of cannon balls and
scrap-iron won't agree with me. 1t won't
do for me to attempt digesting steel rails
and bridge -girders. He thinks they
wouldn't agree with me does he? The
measly, old rattle Drained powder mixer.
Here, give me that stuff" and Mr.. Spoop-
endyke knocked the bowl out of his wife's
hands, spilling the contents over the bed
clothes. "There, now, I supsose you are
satisfied" he said squirming over toward
the wall, and digging his face in the pill
low, while Mrs. Spoopendyke gathered up
the pieces and said it was so fortunate the
bowl was only earthen-ware.-Brooklyn
Ed0S