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The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03
Mr.. Stoopendyke's Fountain.

Brooklyn Eagle.
"My DEAR" said Mr., Spoopen-
dyke, as he planted tho nozzle OF
the street sprinkler and braced it
with bricks so it would squirt
straight up "My dear, that makes
considerable OF fountain. | wish
| had thought OF it before
Upon my wordp giggled Mrs.
Spoopendyke. "Why you really
are an inventor. That's the best
fountain | ever saw f; but how are
you going to take it downg" aud
Mrs. Spoopendyke contemplated
the fountain with considerable mis.
giving.
Don't want to take it down y
grunted Mr.. Spoopendyke. alt
comes down itself by the natural
law of gravitation. Did you sup
pose that water intended to squirt
up in the air and wait for me to
bring it down Oh u step.ladder I
Got some kind of u notion that |
was going to tie u rope around the
water aud haul it down, hadn't ye
Well, Pm not, aud | amt going to
offer it any chromos to come down
eitherr And Mr.. Spoopendyke
seated himself Oh the lower step
and ey ed his fountain with IL great
deal of satisfaction.
/" How long are you going to let
it squirt n asked Mrs. Spoopen-
dyke, anxious to have the trouble
begin that it might be over the
sooner.
"Oh, | guess about twenty feet"
replied Mr.. Spoopendyke, measur.
ing the height OF the stream with
his eye and chuckling to himself.
"Thats about as long as the pres.
sure will permit and | thought I'd
let it go that far before | hitched 1t
up,' and Mr.. Spoopendyke shook
all over as the full strength OF his
| joke impressed itself upon him.
Mrs. Spoopendyke watched the
play of the water IN silence.
"Praps you think can't get
that fountain apart withept getting
wef,n said Mr. Spoopendyke, at
Length, " Maybe you have imbibed
the idea that when | tutn that
water off Pm going TO be soaked /.
Well I'm not. The head that in
vented this fountain knows how to
keep itself dry,n and Mr.. Spoopcn-
dyke got up and walked around
his prize, bis face beaming will
smiles The water was falling in a
perfect shower upon the key box
and IN the afternoon sun the touu
tain looked remarkably pretty.
Mrs. Spoopendyke made no res
ponse, but patiently awaited devel
opemeuts.
+" Now bring me the umbrella y
said Mr.. Spoopeudyke, preparing
himself for the closing triumph
"Bring me forth tile fiery, ui
famed umbrella y land Ms Mr.. Spoop
endyke handed it to him, he raise,
1t, picked up his key aud approach
ell tue stream. The umbrella pre-
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03
rsancery Court, seventh District
GEORGE WOOD, Chancellor.

Jackson county. first Monday OF March
. nj September, continuing. six days.
Harrison county. second Monday IN
March and September, continuing SIX days
Hancock county, third Monday In March
and september, continuing six days.
Marion county, second Monday atterthe
kmrth Monday iu March and September,
Continuing six days.
Perry county, first Monday after tue
aarth Monday In March aud September,
continuing six days.
Greene county, fourth Mondsysir March
.nd September, continuing six days.
Wayne county, fourth Monday after the
boart6 Mou,lay Of March and scptember,
continuing six days.
Clarke county, hrst Monday in May ana
November, continuing six days.
Landerdale county, third Monday Of
Nav and November, continuing Twelve
Hays.
Kemper county, second Monday in May
|and November, continuing six days.
Monthly rules OF Chanccry Court on the
second Monday in each month.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03
THE EDITORS TABLE
ny WILL NJ. CARLETON .

The editoreAt IN his sanetum,
Couutenance fnrrowed with care;
His mind at the bottom Of business,
His feet at the top Of a ehairi
His chair-arm an elbow supporting,
+. His right hand upholding his head;
His eyes on his dnsty old table,
With different documents spread
There were thirty long pages FROM Hsw-
Ter,
With underlined capitals topped;
And short requisition from Growler,
Requesting his newspaper stappedi
There were lyries from Gusher, the poet,
Concerning sweet how'rets and zephyrs,
And a stray gem from rlodder, the tar
mer,
Describing q couple of hsitcrs;
There were billets from beautiful maidens.
And bills from grocer or two;
And his best leader hitched to'a letter,
Which inquired If he wrote il, or who
There were raptures OF praises from
writers
of the smooth and mellihnous school,
And one of his rivals last papers,
Informing him he was fool;
There were several long resolutions,
With names telling who they were by.
Canonizing some harmless old brother,
Who had done nothing worse than to die;
There were traps on that table to catch
hhr,
And serpents to sting aud to smite him
There were gilt enteiprises to sell him,
And biters attempting to bite him;
There were long staring "ads' from the
city,
And money with never one,
Which added "Please give this inseriion
Aud send in your bill when you're done,
There were letters from organizations
Their meetings, their wants aud thei
laws :
Which said, "Can you print this announce
ment
For the good of cur glorious causep
There were tickets inviting his prescnc,
To festivals, parties and shows,
Wrapped in notes, with Please give us
notice."
Demurely slipped in at the close
In short, AZ his eye took the table,
And ran Ger its ink-spattered trash,
There was nothing it did not encounter
I Excepting, perhaps-it was cash.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03
THE COURTS
REGULAR TERMS
SAMUEL II. TERRAL, Judge.
g,,ouAs s FORD. District Attosney.

e,.,ke county, 6rst Monday in February
a August. continuing twelve days.
X Semper mp county, first Monday n March Mar.
i as September, continuing twelve days.
faadsrlale county, first Monday IN July
a January continuing twenty-four judi
Esldsvs il business requires. :.
"A October, continuing six days.
nresrs county second Monday In April
"A October, continuing six days. ),
Perry county, third Monday in April
al October. continuing six days.
Marion county. fourth Monday in April
"A October, continuing ak days
Hancock county. first Monday after the
|aarth Monday Of April aud October, eon-
knuing twelve days.
/ Harrison county, third Monday after
M fourth Monday Of April and October
kontinuing six days.
Lsarth Monday Of April apd October, con-
kuuing twelve days.
A
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

We hive In the midst of an iniiniiy
of pleasures and disappointnents,
with senses capable Of being touch
ed by the former and wounded By
the latter. A little reason will cause
us to enjoy the good rs gently as
possible, and toaccommodate our
selves to the evil as we'll as We can /.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

Home is not name, nor u form
nor a routine. 1t is u spirit, a pres
ence and u principle. Material AMI
method will not and cannot make
10. 1t mnst get its light md sweet
ness from those who inhabit It, from
lowers Mll sunshine.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

Temptation is q fearful word. 1t
indicates the beginning OF u prob
able series OF infinite evils. 1t is the
ringing OF an alarm bell, whose mel
ancholy sounds may reverberate
through eternity.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

Behind the snowy loaf is the mill
wheel, behind the mill the wheat
field on the wheat field falls the
sunlight, above the sun is God.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

Never be above your calling or he
afraid to appear dressesl in nrcafsl-
nncc with fhe hnsintsS you are per
iAlhlna,
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

The pleasantest things in the
world are pleasant thoughts, and
the greatest art in life ia TO have as
many OF them as possible.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03

The republicans expect TO lose
| lfaIa rnlsrannnLatiya In indiana.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03
=. Biloxi, Miss, Nov. ~, 1881.
II .Housah, Esq. 50 St Charles st., New

Orleans:
Dear Sir--i have been wearing pair Of
your s'ihedicated glasses" for about 3 year,
not only with more satisfaction than ever
derived from any other glasses, bnt with
a positive improvement in eyesight during
that period, which can attribute to no
other cause. unless it Be to the use of the
glasses, Very respectfully yours I
w. r.. WALfHALL.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-11-03
MISCELLANEOUS.
FARMER,
r. d. BOARDMAN. Master.

K. 3. BOARDMAN, Master.
Makes daily trips to Pennington, and
extends tiips to Logtown aud Gainesville,
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays,
Connects with. the coast accommodation
train, morning and evening, and also with
the east-bound train from New Orleans
daily.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
CORRESPONDENCE.
cArAoCHgps.


Mis- James Banfill is visiting her
daughter, Mrs 5. NJ. Ninton ut I.eets-
vile, Kalkaska Co.
Miss Abbe Hosneris engaged in the
Pontiac knitting factory"
Tie 'Capac Argus IN now dream
Of the past IN which one catches fit
ful glimpses Of "aubum" locks in close
proximity with woe. be-Yone editor
vainiy endeavoring 20 churn bridal
COW" into 4 ''collar box"
Yea verify the Bugle improyeth on
acquaintance
Donation party for the benefit OF
Rev II. ID. Miller at the M. Il. parson-
sge Wednesday eve.
The school will be closed FOR Thanks
giving.
Another wedding on dit particu-
lars later.
Won't someone get up something
Oh the Thanksgiving question. We
are hearty sick Of those ever repeated
turkey roost high" especially when
our turkey is last years chicken(O
An reVoir. "SwEET BRIAR."
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
Fargo CIesnings.

Samuel, son of Chas Way, is very
sick with the brain fever.
Albert Crocker's little daughter
Bertha is gaining slowly.
VIM Paisley Is happy--it's a girl.
Mrs JAS Currie is quite sick.
c. Lapein is getting lots of grain
at the grain house. He pays good
prices and gives good weight.
Well, well, we arc going to have
our station finished at last. The
paint and other material is here.
Jefferson Borrie has bought Mr..
Easton out and the latter intends
going north to buy.
There is talk of shooting match
at Fargo Christmas and also an eat
ing match to-day.
Mr.. Taylor the blacksmith is talk
ing of going to the lumber woods
this winter.
The farmers want some one to
come down here to buy their hay.
There is lots of it and selling cheap
A. Croker and C. K. Farr each
received nice deer from Saginaw
this week as present. We wish
the boys up there would serve us
all alike.
Elder Riley is holding a series of
meetings at the Farr school house.
Albert Crocker is hiring teams to
go TO the woods. MoDoc.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30

Return tickets issued Of reduced rates.
HENRY MONOGRAM, MANAGING Dltocso
lRAR. wADsW0RrH. SUR
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
bill Nye. of the Boomerang, Eniignt-
chs the World.

"a -
TO remove oils. varnishes, resins,
tar oyster soup. currant jelley AID
other selections from the bill Of fare,
use benzine soap and chloroform eau
tiously with whitewash brush and
garden hose. Then hang on woodpile
TO remove the punGcnt aiiluvia of the
benzine.
TO clean ceilings that have been
smearod by kerosene lanns OF tho fra
GRANGE from fried salt pork, remove
the ceiling, wash thoroughly with Dor.
ax. turpentine and rain-water, then
hang on the clothes.line to dry. After
pulverize and spread over the pie-plant
bed for spring wear.
To remove starch and roughness
from hat-irons, hold the iron on a large
grludstone. for twenty moments or so,
then wipe off carefully with rae. To
make this effective the grindstone
should be in motion while the iron is
applied. Should ths iron still stick TO
the goods when in use, spit on it.
To soften water for household pur-
poses, put In an ounce of quick lime
in certain quantity of water. If it is
not sufficient. use less water or more
quicklime. Should the immediate
lime continue tn remain deliberate, fay
the water down on stone aud pound
1t with a baseball club.
To give relief to burn. apply the
white of al egg. The yelk of the egg
may be eaten or placed on the shirt
bosom, according 10 the taste of the
person. If the burn should occur on
a lady she may omit the last instruc-
ton.
To wash black silk stockings. pre-
pare tub Of lather. composed of tepid
rain water and white soap, with n
little ammonia. Then stand IN the
tup till dinner is ready. Roll in a
cloth to dry. DO not wiring, but press
the water out. This will nece3sitate
the removal Of tho stockings.
If your hands are badly chapped wet
them in warm water, rub them oil
over with Indian meal, then put on
coat of glycerins and keep them in
yoar pockets for ten days. II you
have 10 pockets convenient, insert
them in the pocket Of friend.
Wooden goods may be nicely washed
If you put half au ox-gal into two
gallons Of tepit water. II might be
well to put the goods in the water
also. If the mixture is not strong
enough. put in another ox-gal. Should
this fail to DO the work, put in the en-
tire OK, reserving the tail for soup.
The ox-gal is comparatively useless for
soup, and should not be preserved as
an article of diet.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
Thoroughly Tried.

After many years Of experience in my own
family aud upon my horses and cattle 1 ara
constrained to say that Psrmelee's Universal
Limmsnt is the most complete remedy for the
cure of Rheumstlsu, Neuralgia. Lame Back.
sore Tnroa, &c, ia the Human family aud OF
Bone spawn, Sweeney, Ringbone. Spsvins,
Bruises, on Horses; Csked Bag, Sore Teats,
&c, On Cattle that l have ever known and
take pleasure in recommending 10 others.
Large bottles 80 c's; common size % cents.
Scld By G.. A. Wells d Co.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
WHY sunert

With Dyspepsia when Parnelee's Dyapep'
STA, Dialects Kidney and Liver Cure will
work wonders, relieving yea ct once. Do
not wait I'LL Dyspepsia hss overcome aud
Diabetes has taken iuiI possession Of youl
hody bat remember tnat IAN ounce OF preven.
ton is wof;h pound If cure" This fine
preparation will else tone up the kidneys and
liver and cleanse TIE system of ali impurities
Price 81 90 per bottle. Sold by G. A. Well,
& Co.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
BrocEway Bits.

VI. Magner has purchased the res
idence belonging to John Ard and
also the corner lot of @. w. McClel-
Ian in connection.
John Ard and family intend leav-
ing town soon. The friends of the
family feeling sorry To see them 70
away gave them very pleasant sur
prise party in the shape of an oyster
supper. About 60 or 20 invitations
were sent out. Wherever they 90
the best wishes of the citizens attend
them.
The young men Of this place have
organized dancing club with about
20 members and held their first
meeting last Friday night in J. w.
Gustin's hall.
j. e. Hoskin, who has lately TAX
en- to himself wife is preparing to
commence housekeeping.
More weddings TO come off soon
at tins place.
AccnRNT-Mr. Edgerton in dig
ging well for M. Wagner and J.
4. Hoslin reached quioksand at a
depth OF 26 feet and in orderto dig
still farther to get water was obliged
to curb it and in letting down the
curblng something gave way and he
lost his balance and fell TO the bot
tow OF the well fracturing one of
his legs and hurting his back con
siderable.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
Fire !! FIRE! FIRE!

Last Sunday night about 10 o.
clock the citizens of our quiet little
village were aroused by the alarm
of fire. The fire originated between
J. K. Hoskin's soloon and J. w.
Gustin's new building, under flight
of stairs that are there TO give access
to the upper rooms. 1t is thought
that someone set it on fire and TO
help the thing along there was oil of
some kind thrown on the sides OF
both buildings 80 that it gave no
one chance TO do much. The new
building Of J. w. Gustin's which
stood on the corner, the one Just
north belonging to him and occu-
pied by j. 4. Hoskin, the one be-
longing TO VIM Gowan occupied by
ID. &. Rodgers harnessmaker. the
ore owned by Dennis Carney occu-
pied by Shannahan & Shepherd as
meat market and the one owned by
I. Collins unoccupicd were all con.
sumed by the flames. The goods
and other gtuff belonging to Patrick
Dayie, a. & Il. O'Leary, NJ. Stamina
han and VIM II. Ballhntine were
mere on less damaged and a number
stolen by crrrying them out to es-
cape the fire. Now with these five
buildings burnt to the ground it
makes quite large hole in our lit
tie village. by hard work. plenty
Of water and the heavy fall of snow
that was given us during the day
wo were enabled TO subdue the
flames from spreading further. Loss
$4,000; insurance 81 500. TYRo.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30

WANTED--A good experienced teach
or male on female to take charge OF the
school in district No to commence on
OF about tho FIRST Of January and con.
tinue six months. TH0s BELL,
niroot..r
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1882-11-30
Port HURON { NORTHWESTERN a'Y
TIME TABLE.

Depot foot OF Court Street, Port. Huron. Mich.
Trains run by Port Huron time. Trains daily ex.
cept Sunday.
EAST SAGINAW DIVISION,
The news., 1882-10-17
Elegant TosIet Preparations.
sKIN DISEASES.

..'Swayne's Ointment Cures the most in-
..'Swayneis Ointment disease, such as tet-
..swayne's Ointment'1 ter, salt .rheum.
..Swayne's Ointment" itch, sores, all crus.
'sSwayne's Ointment" (ty scaly skin Itch
''Swayne's Ointment ing skin eruptions
'sSwayne's Ointment" land that distressing
''swayne's Ointment" piles, the only ef-
"Hwayne's Ointment" lfectural cure, no
s'Swayne's Ointment (matter how obsti
''Swayne's Ointment nate or long stand
"Swayne's Ointment ling. Ask for 1t and
take no other. 1t cures where all else "a lis.
Sold by all prominent druggists.
The news., 1882-10-17
RUTGERS COLLEGE.
SCIENTIFIC DEPARTMENT
AT NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ
New Jersey State College to Promote Agricul-
ture and the Mechanic Arts.

-
Awell equipped, practical Scientific School
OF hlgh grace. Two courses, "Engineerine
ana Mechanics" aud Agriculture and
Chemistry in addition to lnathe-
matl's, pure and applied, and the Natural
SCIENCES, the ear, al study of English liter.
Azure az and mro ition, French, German
omv. -eOH-
Thorough work with constant field-practiee
~ ehg'H ring AMI surveying. Careful lab-
oriuory work in chemistry, with full appara.
tus for each student.
STATE Agricultural Experiment Station and
ceoilese fam Of L 0 acres in successful opera-
non under direction Of Professor Georpa
-. Cook, III d., Vice President. tIlustrafe
farming, PA~Sei0e
tuition reasonable Forty Stale SehoIar.
SHIPS ships Free eight of them now vacant, To he
nlled before september 20lh. Full informa.
uon IN catalogue
Almost without exception graduates who
desired occupation have at once Obtained
Profitable positions in professional scientifc
WORK, while others have found their Interest
in the successful practice of improved and
scientific farming. For catalogue, oranv in
formation, addre s Sec etayy Ratges coiieSe. -
Merrill Edwards Gates PhD, LID. President.
The news., 1882-10-17

1t Oives color to the Mood, \
natural healf7i1 1tIl tone to
she ds0esttUe organs and
nervous system, making
Il applicable to General
Debility, Loss of Appe-
ftte, Pr0str0ti09a Of PftaE
PosCers amt TnaDOtence.
haAMIiHA nrItnrn nNrur -
The news., 1882-10-17
Piles !! Itching Piles

The symptoms o. itching piles are moisture
like persplration, intense itching most at
night, seems as If pin worms were crawling
in or about the rectum, The more You
scratch the worse they itch; very distressing
The private parts are often affected. DR..
Swayne Ointment is the most effective rem
edy extsnt for this tOrmenting complaint.
Gives rest at night without the desire to
scratch. Also has no equal in quickly eradi.
eating letter, itch, salt rheum, erysipelas
BARRIERS itch, pimples, all scaly, crusty, itchy
skin eruptions. Here is the proof: "Certain-
" the best remedy ever used in my prae-
tice." DR.. Cotton. Woodstock, Vt. troubled
with itching piles for over twenty years, II
cured ne completely L. S. Messer, Enfield,
Me. Sent fifty cents Qn three cent stamps
three boxes, S25. BY DIR. Swayne & Son
Philadelphia. Pa. Sold by all druggists.
The news., 1882-10-17
A6E 46T NERVOUS

Cure Guaranteed Sufferers from th above
disease Nervous Debility will find perma-
nent relief from the use of Egan IS Com pound
ELI " IxIR AND ORGANIC Pills. Not W
A-Guack nostrum but the genuine N
prescription used in nay regular practice for
The past seven years. ELIXIR, 81 per package
or for IS. Pills SOC. per box, or s for 81.
severe cases require to boxes of the
Goods sent to any address on receipt OF price.
J, Y. EGAE d. CO., Ogdensourg, n. Y. send
Tor circular Sold by all druggists.
The news., 1882-10-17
To Conssss,sptSyes.

The advertiser having been permanently
cured of that dread disease, Consumption,
by single remedy, is anxious to make e
cure. To all who desire 1t, he will send q
copy III the prescription used (free OF
charget, with the directions of preparing
md using the same, which they will find q
Asthma, Bronchitis, &c. Parties wishing the
prescription, will please address, Rev. E. A, ,
Wilson, 1874 Penn St.. williamsburg, N. Y.
The news., 1882-10-17
Many are uferdngfrom Cosds,

Dry, parched, sore throat, losing flesh.
bronchial asthmatlc attacks. All these dan,
eerous symptoms are entirely cured by "Dr'
Swayne's Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry
The first dose gives relief and the worse
cough and sore lungs yield to its healing
and 81. The large size the most economical,
The news., 1882-10-17
NEW YORK TEA STORE.

Price Current for week ending
OWING Cfee
chnge stock which
We have selected them with giving as heretofore allow
discount OF
or Groceries desired Premiums and Spices
The news., 1882-10-17
Errors of Youth.

A gentleman who suffered for years from
Nervous Debility, Premature Decay, and
all the effects of youthful indiscretion, viii
for the sake of suffering humanity send free
TO all who need 1t, the receipt and direction
for making the simple remedy by which he
was cured. Sufferers wishing to profit by
the advertisers experience can do 30 By
addressing in perfect confidence. JOHN
N. OGDEN, AZ Cedar St, New York.
The news., 1882-10-17

I a combination of Pro-
toctde of IRON, Pe5'asei0ss
Bark and Phosphorus ia
! a pGt0t0bIe form. Tie
only preparation of iron
that sciU not bLGche2s the
teeth, so Characteristic of
l (OfLe9. i1O,3. 11,.ea10rnfsare .
The news., 1882-10-17
SPICES.

We vouch for the absolaite purity of these
Our spices are ground fresh at the Spice
Mills from whence they come direct.