Daily Republican., 1882-07-08

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p SteWed crabs at Fullmer's,
= Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
FOR cut flowers go to 400 King street.
dood refrigerators, coolers, at 99c. store
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
= rarEer, cupping and leechiug, No. lO3 Eas
, Front street, ~ =" ui'n 9 "eS
me best 50. cigar In the city can be found
!. at East Second street, w -OU"o
Fine u K. Plain Gold Rings, atEE
hanrs, 10 East Fourth street.
q on Dost @ $40 hour In the city. AK pounds for
I 'O'nts' ,. Z. corner Front and MsdisOn sts
Z Ho 10 d. II. Moore's for good butter and
Sneese y AZ stalls, 2and "a Second street Mar.
20 TO Blake's, No. 233 Market street., tn
lave your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new anu
Snne retouched cards for 81 at HnIland,s
MarHy' NO East Third street, between
market and King streets.
Aminada6's 10 pet dog bit him the other day.
ne says ne had no idea the dog WouId he tSe
puppy py-traitor OF such an act. '''O
Everybody knows that Holland mako, tho
Dest I'm type 10 the city. No. EasC rbiri
sueet' between Market and King,
Jingle pew In new YORK church costs
Soovo year; "Come unto me, all We that la
DOT ana are heavy laden, and will give v,n
rest'' Terms, $4,000 year.
Dr. harmon arrived In our city TODAY at
noon and can be found at 6l5 Market street.
Ia naIions ana consultations free. Sul.
uay once hours from 10 a. m. to ID. m.
nne lot OF straw hats ut Ross, lls Market
street. selling very cheap to make room for
Fall styles. Also ~ d assortment ~ m.
deFWear, etc. NOW is the time to SECURE bar.
gains. w ''0u'o o"l'
deo. a. Baugh dos' the finest wood ccry
ing tor buildt! rs and cars Also. the fin ST
m0uldln9s Of all kinds for photographa and
St Sil Sorts OF pictures. Gall and see, at 6O7
Shipley stteet. WV "' wv
Fx'rresldent Hayes planted two acres OF
corn with his own little hoe this year. IL
was hard dry tenn erance sort Of corn and
ne hopes that the cobs can be used in place
OF sand paper. =" P'"'0
You nave played the deuce with nv
neart, said gentleman to his lsdy nartneT
during game Of whist, "Well,h replied
Say sne iady with an arch smile, 1T was simply
because you played the knsve."
Great mark-down in the prices of straw
mats. neckwear, &C., at the one price furnish.
ing store Of q. 8. Humphreys Bro g02 Mar
KEY street. The celebrated Earl i Wilson
cuffs and collars speciality.
A colored man came into aGslyeston news.
| paper once and wanted to become subscri |
per. "How long do you want it 2" asked the |
clerh. Jess as long as 1t is, boss. Ell it |
d0n,t nj de shelves kin tar piece of my |
In certain street are three tailors. The
trst to set up shop hung out his sign nHere
rs the best tailor In town" The next nut nm.
Here is the best tailor in the world ;, The
thlrd simply had this: "Here Is the best tai
lor In this street"
a clergyman, In lecture on "How 70 Get
married" said: Every man ants q wife.
ana every woman wants husband. But the |,
Hreat @ ulnc4lty Is tnat the woman the man
wants wont have him, and the man the Wo.
man wants wants some other woman.''
1t always sounds pretty to say, "Cbe suu
mas sunk beneath the Western h5rizon, " but ,
d moments reflection shows that it ia about :
the only horizon he could sink beneath mn.
ger the circumstances. When he feels like
sinking ne always selects tbe Western h ri. !
Z0n.
fond father boasted that he thought his
son would be sure to make great sculptor. :
A neighEor asked, "Does he show anv Signs
OF talent for 1t ?''-"Heaps Of 'em. said 9he
IOnd 1ather; ''he 'chIsels his schoolmates
out of all their playthings"
She would not touch a bit of meat, :
But Oft she'd sit and weep,
To think the broiled chops were once
Part OF DaDy sheep.
AN oh "' she'd moan, ''these secret steaks
SO full Of gravy nOw,"
lThis was slight mistake, think,
once wandered DER the fields and meads. \
A Attached to q cow b
gentle browsing COW.
ASK no woman her age. Never Joke with A J.,
2ollceman. DO not play at chess with :. :.
widow. Never contradict q man that stut- II
ers. BE civil to rich uncles and aunts. Your Ia
,ldest nat, OF course, for an evening party, il
Always at next to the carver, If you can, at
inner. Keep your own secrets. Wind up
our conduct like your watch, once every il
,ay' y ~ mnutely GIa examining H whether you are n
asG or SLOW. Make friends with the steward ir
n board steamer; there's no knowing how -
oon you may be In his power. g
at the celebration of Mrs. Stoves birth.
ay, the Rev. Mr.. Beecher said that when G.
Uncle Toms Cabin" first appeared great hi
1any wise people said that Mrs. 5. never Il,
'rote 1t, but that he did In ordert prove 80 80
ne contrary, he wrote the novel called "Nor. al
'ood, for the N. Y. Ledger, and that set
ed 1t 1t would have also settled paper +b
n little less firm foundation than the w w
ledger. Alter reading his novel the many ae
Use people aforesaid experienced change II
opinion instanter, and commenced to won su
or who wrote his sermons.
No, Impudence. you shan't have onel T.
How many times must refuse? ~ ~
Away! n
Isay- Gu
Or else you'll sure my friendship lose, WI
! cannot bear such forward fun;
So quick, tegone II not, I'll run. .
Why, now l'll have to be severe ",
No, not kiss to you III give. TlN
fake care lea
swear tn
III tell papa. as sure as | live!
never saw man so queer,
But-are you sure tn ere's no one near? Iot
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