The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1882-05-11
News and Gossip.

tention TO publish the life Of her .die.;r.
guished spouse.
= Mra. L. G. Coburn, r. ledv Of e.,
Antonio, Texas, has 4O, 600 eilt worms asi ~
work in her yard. - "HH''t'''s -
- The Texas Legislature has fiyefi Abe
price OF railroad travel in that..,Stata at
not exceeding three cents per mile.
=. Missouri has weekly newspaper
which has suspended and been rayiyed
thirteen times. That's what might be-
called tiring out corpse. ''|
Oscar Wilde feels disappointed that
ne has seen no ruins In This country. He
should get Dir. Robeson to show him the
American Navy by moonlight.
=" "The Health Of Washington =, er.
claimed old Mrs. Pinaphor, read!ug the
headline in the newspaper; "W6y. I
thought Washington wac dead" -
"A lot Of New York maidens recent.
~ got up Fair for the poor, and. as
quito q number now wear ensaeement
rings, the enterprise 10 spoken Of ns a
brilliant success.
= WELL says canvasser II mu,,
keep walking and talking. That's The
way get my living, and that's the Wsv
l got my wife. But she has done tha
talking ever since. Good. .DayP r
Tommy" said mother to her T.
year ola boy, you must not interrupt
me when am talking with ladies. You
must Wall till VIC stop, and then you can
the b"y.
= Virginia holds her State election ON
the 7th of June. A full State ticEet In
70 be elected and also Congressman at
Large. The contest has ,openc and the
patriots are peppering nwa, at each
other quito lively. :.
Believe a woman's eyes rather than
her lips. In other words. when abe
says, "My dear, you are sois poor 7 viii
try to get along without. a new Sprin@
bonnet" look ct her eyes. If they fiaaR
fire get the bonnet.
a Western man feared he waa 20.
ing to have the smallpox, aud believing
whiskey TO be preventive, he dranE
nearly three quarts Of it. He escaped
the smallpox, and is not likely to tlrinl
any more whiskey in this world.
-"Ah u he exclaimed, as he pressed
her tenderly against his vest at parting.
Shall l hold you in these arms again to.
morrow and paint our future with the
bright pigmets of the Imagination,
No." she said calmly, not to.morroyg.
Tomorrow is washday.
Kinder close. lie she p, "Closc i?
why, last month her husband died
fourth husband, mind--I'm blamed if
she didn't take the door.plate off the
front door, had his age added, and then
nailed on TO the coffin. Said sho guessed
u iiikeiy she'd be wenting.a new name on
the door soon, anyway"
= An engine on Kansas railroad vss
left standing on the track alone. the en-.
gineer surprising he had shut OF Dteam.
when IL suddenly started forward ne 4
rapid speed. Telegrams of warning were
sent to all the stations, aud ono p1rsen.
ger train got out of the way just in time.
FINALLY the runaway stopped. steam hav.
ing been exhausted, aud no harm was
done.
-. The earth Aourishes, or is overrup
with noXious weeds and brambles. as we
apply or withhold the cultivatinp Land
SO fares il with the intellectual system
OF man. Ifyou are parent, then. con.
sideF that the good or iii dispositions
and principles you please to cultivate in
the mind of your infants may hereafter
preserve nation in prosperity, or hang
It's fate on the point of the sword. i .
= Take, country mule for Unborn
meanness. every time. One of the linn.
6er'iegged, Hoped. cared sort levied on
ms owners lunch basket yesterday on
0mS i .Hn S'reet; ano alter doisE -=.;y -ith'
peiA ~ 'rleo ham and eggs. aud dried
eHvm p,es, @ was 30 internally mean that
q hard Job for paeser.bv RI oef 1tI,s 80.
mains of the basket and n few nlote.
Ilevay from the thief.
/ So x,,,-
v;,I no, a.or ha III THIS iriends think that he
saan,a M Ii ,hs 20 ~ uoie W lve Inc year out: ~
I'nma nS toet .ue Sehator pas NAG very little
nyPe =. iasofao,e ~. results rom treatment.
"J;ns J;as " TUG 'scs tnat ne was attacked By
ha. uh,aasS IhiGn ns inherited, and which
nnn S''''iEa M o. ofo,her, sister and two
auns a;as Inc senator's brother, DR.. Hill,
o;a,a Ja.o o. caneer III the atomach, and his
I,sset So Ias attacKed very much as he had
.wi.; US oy GanceF on the creek, both re-
su''i"B l"'a''y'
= The death OF Henry Gov. an eccep.
trio man, who reaided for several wears NJ
Palmyra, N. j., bss allowed the inter.
ment OF three bodies of his children,
which he would not allow TO be buried
while he was living. One of the chill
dren died twenty years ago, and the other
TWO a year later. He had their remains
sealed up in bronze caskets and stored