Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-05-31

The camel's kick" writes p naturalis,
as a study 1t may he added ,hat
T nle's kick is lesson.
\ AlI''villo IN, J.) glass blower has suc.
cseded in blowing what is believed to- be
;la la"cest battle ever mad in this coun-
''v. 1t is Il carboy, and will hold dfty
gallons. II is 10 be sent to the Smilhson.
i'm Institute
An eminent scientist says that when a
Lady cannot sit down without her nose be.
coming red, it shows that there is inner
oct circulation of the blood, caused by
tight lacing. Same with gentlemen. 4
red nose il 4 sure sign of tightness some.
wh,re.
However practical woman NAV have
'reome with the flight of years, | do not
nrlieve that she ever arrives at the state
Phen she would rather receive from her
.nShand set of forks. or some new din
'a{ room chairs, than ten cent bouquet
bought in The market for the love Of her.
In Itrs The chocolate manufacturers
p''"tAc" 9reat variety of figures 10 .hrir
,. n-om" m'x'ure. Said mathar to her
% 'ir hoy If you are very good. Pierre,
N'~ Years day shall go to Mener's
l. you Faith, Hope, and Charit'
= 9L4cr have the twelve apostles"
r'p''' ,rs greedy little boy.
Whoever places much dependence on
''.' ,jaliner for securing clean milk will
,'N"r make @ilt.edged butter Allowing
,r 'r yet into the milk and then depend
ng 'a the straiaer 10 yet it out is poor
.I.-.. nF f.ld \ !
he dirt, especially everything of soluble
nature, and some that is not, is sure to find
l. way through the meshes Of the strainer
i!h ;he cro~ing current of milk.
SehomRerg, upon returning to his store
Il Galveston avenue from dinner, found
clerk very much excited The clerk
u n stranger came in and after asking
he prIco of a cravat, which was 81, picked
- D. entire box. containing dozen,
nd went Off with them. did he pAy
~ Tie dollar?' asked Moses. yes"
"piod the clerk. "Vsll, then. We makes,
iyhow, fifty per cent profit on do in
;sLmeut."
In \ pleasant company each one asked
question. If it was answered. the ques-
'Iner paid forfeit, or if he could not
nswer it himself he paid forfeit. An
ishman's question was: "How does the
little ground squirrel dig bis hole without
GROWING any dirt about the entrance?"
Eurn they all gave it up, Pat said: "Sure,
do YOU see, he begins at the other end of
"e hole" One Of the rest exclaimed
But how does he get there?" "Ah?"
7aid Pat, that's your question. Can you
answer it yourseli?'
81 don't see any use o. these Arctic ex.
peditlons,' remarked Mrs. Miggs, pee
vshly. They only get lost and keep
folks looking for them who might be bet
ter employed" Perhaps you dsn't see
the use of them now, reioined Mr.. Miggs,
in tone expressive Of contempt for bis
wito's ignorance. But if we have to pay
Two cents per pound for ice next summer,
fou'll wish that Benefits attempt to or
ganize an independent consumers anti
monopoly ice company at the north pole
mad succeeded. ."-RrOohlm Eagle.
A Coop MANS WISH. When | am laid
Iown in the grave, freely confess TO you
that would rather have some one in his
manhood stand over me and say, There
lies one who was real friend to me, and
privately warned me OF the dangers of the
youDg-no one knew it, but he aided me
IN the time of need-I owe what | am to
him;" or would rather have some widow,
With choking utterance, telling her chill
dren, There is your friend and mine--he
visited me in my atliicton, and found you
my son, an employer, and you, my daush-
ter, a happy home in virtuous family"
| gay | would rather that such persons
would stand at my grave than to have
| erected over it the most beautiful marble.
DIR. Sharp.
A BONANZA OF RELICs.-One of the
greatest "inds' of stone relics ever made
n the Champlain Valley, was first struck
by DR.. D. S. Kellogg, at the mouth of The
Big Chazy river, on the 11th of last Octe-
bel, and has been pretty thoroughly
worked up by the doctor, John Martin,
he Hudson Brothers and others. Upwards
If seven hundred different pieces have al
'rady been found. including axes, arrow
reads, spear points. heshers. knives, ETC.,
c., and there are doubtless many others
1T. Such deposits rs these have a sig
licant bearing upon archaeological sci
nee, and throw the only available light
lLon the mysterious races which, ages
20, inhabited these shores. -RldttSbstroh
RSDutltcGu.
The wife of Senator Bingham used to
tell pleasant story Of the time when her
husband was trying TO get votes in the
PENNSYLVANIA Legislature. He gave din
ner party to u number o. the members,
one oI whom managed 10 break plate
ne of an exquisite set of Sevres of great
vtlue. The unhappy guest fell into an
agony which Mrs. Bingham at once sootb-
Il by saying. with a careless air, at is of
10 sort OF consequence, for this ware is
exceedingly brittle and breaks very easily;
Just look'-and to illustrate her statement
she took up another of the priceless plates
and plaedly broke it into bits with knife.
Fresh plates were brought, and the clumsy
member was so pleased and relieved that,
IS soon as might be, lie voted for the hss-
| mnd of the woman OF tact.
GONG HIM ONE BETrkR.-The Terre
IIauto Gazette says: An ingenious tramp,
anco from the stoniest hearts with new
scheme, gave ii an experimental t:. IN
tho north end. He has decided not to ,l-
ent the invention He told north end
lady Of bis unfortunate condition, and ask
ed if he might eat some Of the grass in the
yard. The lady less amused than surpris.
ed, said:
Certainly"
He went out, and getting down on all
fours commenced on the grass after the
neglected and never popular fashion of
Nebuchadnelaar, and apparently not en-
joying the diet any more than that ancient
sinner of olden time, Presently the tramp's
anxious eye caught sight of the servant
girl beckpning to him from the back yard,
He thought rich reward for his humility
was in store, and Instantly responded