Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-03-25
GLoBELErs.

OIduIlStu proposes anu AItuur oiSPOSoSD
saysa wicked censor, and, yet, in fact, that Is
about the shape of it.
The colored citizens of the District of Col
umbia, arranging for a celebration of Enamel
patton day, denounced the recent speech OF
Senator Jones, OF Nevada, on the Chinese
question.
The only satisfaction expressed at the ap-
pointment of Sargent to Berlin Is, that 1t will
remove him from the country. But is it quite
fair to inhict on Berlin our rubbish and worth
lees trash?
Ex-Governor Fairchild, of Wisconsin, late
minister to Spain, called on Mrs. Garfield at
her home in Cleveland recently, to convey to
her verbal message of coincidence from the
Queen OF Spain.
The general assembly of the state of Ohio
have adopted preamble and joint resolution
| earnestly requesting President Arthur to par
don Sergeant Mason and restore him to his
place in the army.
The Naroe Vremya, published in st. Peters
burg, Gays it thinks the difficulties arising
from Austrian advances can be best solved and
the danger of war arrested, by new congress
TO be summoned by England.
General A. B. Underwood, representing the
New England states, except Connecticut, on
the general committee of the Army of the
Cumberland for the erection at Washington OF
a national monument to the late President
Garfield, has issued an appeal to all classes Of
people in Massachusetts, for subscriptions.
"Misadvce'' is rather costly luxury, If
we may accept the dictum OF Cincinnati
counselor, Judge Baxter, who remarked the
othel day: 81 think / may say that my OBJ
servation In courts, for forty-one years, leads
me to believe that at least one half Of the It'll.
cation that we are troubled with arises from
the misadvice of COUNSEL
Ex-secretaries Sherman and Window are
great lovers of flowers, when they are paid for
out of the contingent fund. Immense bou-
quets, varied by smaller displays, p,ucked by
government employees from the great govern
| ment conservatory, were wont to adorn their
apartments. Esthetics they, of refined, cult.
| waited taste, and 1t don't cost them a cent
Uncle Sam is rich, and loves to be plucked by
| his ''favorite sons."
| As retirement on a pension seems TO be the
order of The day, why not add to the suggested
| list OF Grant, Mcclellan, Fitz John Porter and
the like, General Rutherford Burchard Hayes,
as one of the eleemosynary wards OF the gov
ernment? Is he, alone, to be forgotten? Are
republics really ungrateful? Has not Hayes
been connected with shabby jobs enough to
warrant placing him on the pension roh9
Surely, Uncle Sam is rich enough to give
them all plum!
Fx-President Woolsey of Yale college, does
not take the discourging view Of things COM
mon to the cid. He says that he believes
that the college Is better now than when he
was president that there is higher standard
among the pupils in every department. Does
the venerable gentleman, believe in the s'haz.
ing" and lower class deyeltry generally? And
have these interesting. features in college life
grown Or dimined since his president days.
Congressman s. g. Cox featured one even
ing last week in Lincoln Hall, Washington On
the humor of the negro race. He told the
following story as an illustration: "While
in Georgia some time agoI happened to be
passing along the street. 'Hullo, SAM said
a particularly black colored man on the other
side of the street. 'Hullo,' 1 promptly re-
piled, whereupon the African aforesaid re-
torted, "Cuse, me, sab; I'se dressing another
colored man."
Baltimore Gazette: What splendid future
the Democratic party has before it, if it will
only move in compact form. It is united in
principles and general public policy, and needs
only an adjustment of Individual views in the
same direction to common advocacy of meas.
ures. Let us away with SO much discussion
about availability it breeds factions, personal
politics and corruption in parties; but let us
adhere to measures, for in their discussion
statesmen are made and trained, and the high.
est good attained in public affairs.
Boston Post: 'Isn't it about time those
brass medals were distributed? Before long
they will begin to tarnish." Our contempt
rary should know that the brass collar, the
badge of stalwart royalty, is already on the
necks OF 300, and rafting merrily in token of
servile distinction, and that innunberable
honorable" members of the stalwart gang
z are similarly ornamented. Like the thrall Of
Cedric the Saxon, they glory in their shame
Parson Newman's brass collar is singularly
conspicuous as he stands in his pulpit
If Judge Poland, of Vermont, should get
into congress again he would be an ornament
to the house, "because OF his remarkably clear
and vigorous intellect" Gays the Rutland
Herald. The Traueler has committed itself
only so far as 10 say that Uncle Luke's blue
coat and brass buttons would be an ornament
AS for ourselves We do not hesitate to say
that Uncle Luke would be something more
| than an ornament He would be big I'M
| provement upon any congressman now repre-
sentipg Vermont craftsmanship considered.
If Parson Newman's word is as good as his
bond, and neither is good for anything, Grant
and Conk.ing are the men TO whom the coun.
try owes the most-the one corrupt jobber
in office, beggar for spoils, and the other a
libertine who has broken up two families,
causing divorces from husbands on the
charged dereliction of their wives, besides nu-
merous immoral Irregularities known, or sus.
pected and whispered about, but not as yet
come to the surface to excite still further pub.
lie loathing.
The favorite riding habit of the Empress of
Austria, is of myrtle green velvet and gold
buttons; her second favorlte is silver grey,
with silver buttons; and her third choice Is Of
ruby colored velvet, and her next OF violet
velvet and fur cuffs and collar. Now, ladies,
don't be envious of this Seemingly favored
empress. She may be late to cold breakfast
like other mortals, after night of frivilous
dissipation. The high and mighty are not
exempt from closet skeletons, and the woes
and annoyances of humanity come to them az
! to others.
How Boiler Explosions Occur-A New
Theory.
| PITTsBURG, March 24.-D. T. Lamson sue
cessfully demonstrated his theory of boiler
explosions at Munhall farm, near this city,