The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-11-23
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Nasai iaaf Show sasipHEA hss treason
III ct aga aiapsF a great tsiaeis.
aaht shasi8 " allowed . ~ldeasss
Aooewatag d az BfssaAya drgst
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sAs taa sisaek sAe AReiBean uallet
Tas laiess rsasenTst ifaia shrh sss
rolasea ~ Western gailaws haa three
sbsnas ~ beaid, Ths shTfiss paeapeil
Ibe igg.a5hoaha a ihe ''uncle Ten
Gataa ro srots ioass isst wesk aud
lassa llt aeakeg no dos sss rather
masa n psek ooi ihs bent setter ~ Che
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A IiattrfeF riei's iusanily ptpupis
hel ia saw woai IN iiie haek yard a' nlehi. 4
~ aae ret beard u by i,eiug lhas aft
i.etta III lanaeF
prmsnary debating sDeitit u nrry.
iuN siaeli 81 10 vreetle with ihe 4uesiiou.
~ hpu woiaau Aaa muase NEST uhieh
il she ns.si tlighieneii@
Tbry g,ep such large beels ever in
Adsisaa couoiy il,as wben Che vegetables
sts pull,a u tail ibr farmers brick up ihe
f,sies aud ase tlra for siios
Oseat Wilde shosld sae somebody for
t#t 4 rrlmlt tss bsen started thai h |
Batpa.ls h tlaf Hamie, This IL untrue
Ill., Win eoaii ,ar a piss the fol
Ns@ Ymk ard Ohio propIe carry
Laass eisn,sais IL tlleif pockets 70 safti
IN ~. rheumatism !, u more convenient
tbau ID hang cabbage sroand the neck
A New York pastor who il given TO
bursts ~ hguraiiye elolnence says that
Ibis country il bounded on the north by
a. iceberg and 90 The south by banana.
Lots wife looked back probably TO
SOS i iiai aoae other wife bad on and she
lleeams pillar u salt II such acts were
b. l,c Golloael by such fearful results 70
day, there would moi be fresh woman 10
the aoril.
To shangiigh chicken minds me %
certain men dat I'se seed He crows
might loud a. brags around 'mong de
heus an young chickens but when game
rooster aroabd, he's got business on de nd
der side ob ID fence.
"A Georgia boy stole $500 horse
ana sold ], ior 81 That boy deserves TO
b. pat 10 prison II he bad stolen "
bofse aud sold il for $500 il would have In
deatei q natural talent for business which
would have been enconrsgedi but bis le-
laehiahle failure deserves punishment.
a country exchange would like TO
lno~ Why dogs have feas. It's purely o
question al si2e, and does not Affect the
moral standing OF the dog, II the heai
we're big enough, aud the dogs small
enough. ii IL more than likel,
that the heas would have the dogs. An,
student u phlebotoiny can understand
ihis
A chicken IT Alliance, Ohio, went K
roost upou tie axle Of ireight'car. Dur
log thc night the car was attached to
train, ana when the feaihered biped de
seconded from lis unsteady perch he faile,
10 recognize tile scenes Of his childhood
He MSS III Lima, Ind., aud tile man i
whose garden The fowl went to scratchin
p0i into fight with the whole neighbol
hood by accusing everybody Of ownin
tile bind.
Nv il a fact, asked Austin young lad
III bnotlrr Austin young lady, that 20
haze consented 10 marry young Spoone,
aud are going 70 BE- married right off
"ies y . are engaged why, he has nc
any money, be il ugly and he Is dying wat
consumption. He won't live two months.
That's the reason ! marry him. Blac
Il 10 becoming to me that ought to bas
been widow years aud years ago.
"A ilerks County editor had just inisl
ga au abla aud lengthy editorial on III
Physical Degeneracy Of Women. vile
robust female entered the Office, with
cartwhip 10 Que hand and q copy Of b
paper 10 the other As the editor tire
open d 9window and was about 10 sprin
out, the Woman molestly said she ha
brought the lost whip advertised IN "
,sraays paper, and she wanted the ~
crnts reward offered
4, Il related that Secretary Eyarts "
once one Of a party who were visiting 4
Na,nipl Bridge in Virginia, As is nsul
after iatr, INK at The top they descend
and viewed the wonder from below. VIII
tl.str li,p story wss told that George Was
ip4tss, np,l aaee stood there aud thrown
silyct dollar completely over the bride
some % The panty pooh poobed this ass
ilen, 10, Nv. Eyarts gfaycly rebnk
them. saying. "lou forget how mn
farther dollar vent 10 those days"
Az exchange has good story abon
German Iady who, not feeling as we'll
she liked, went 10 consult a physics
We'll. laid the doctor. after looking
htr teneae, feeling her pulse, and aski
her sundry questions. II should adv
son. yes, | should advise y0a all hem
"a Get married. ''Aie you single, d
iorYr inquirei the isir patient, with !
nillcAps yci mosieAi smile. y am. u
Hraalein, bul II Is uoi etiquette. you KIN
tor physicians TO take the physic they !
scribe
"A s,oiy u Told II German v
xhiie shaving, accidentally cui Of
uoea. III his excitement he dropped
saasa and deespi,aied one Of bis I
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