The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1882-04-16
NOTES FROM TIE FARMERS CLUE.
Valuable Assistance TO n Young Applicant
The Faculty OF Digestion.

Valuable Assistance to n Young Applicant
The Faculty OF Digestion.
Four tremendous potatoes, enough to make
n meal for twelve persons. reposed upon the
desk OF the Chair and partially obecured that
admirable functionary. At tho feet OF the Chair,
to the right. box OF ffteen-cent honey and n
box OF twenty-cent honey further signiiied the
rustic nature OF the club. The blackboard be-
hind the Chair was covered with drawings In
red. white. blue and yellow chalk which
Farmer Martin said were pictures of flowers.
but which Farmer Chambers averred were rep
presentations of the internal organs of human
being. Sunlight dropped in mt the window, and
several lady farmers dropped in ut the door.
All would have been cheerful had it not been
for the unexplained absence Of Farmer Gar
rish, Farmer Lambert and Farmer Cutter This
is the second meeting that the Poet and the
propounder of the recent remarkable theory OF
the cause OF heavy bread in farmers homes
have failed to attend; and Farmer Lambert has
only once visited the clab in many weeks. This
was when he had some .handbills to distribute.
calling attention to the fact that Farmer Lam
bert. a. NJ. NJ. D.. and LID. was about to de-
liver u lecture. which the public were cordially
invited to attend.
letter from II young man. at present re-
siding at Newcastle on Tyne. was handed to
uncle and Farmer Sherman, alter saying that
he did not know who the writer's uncle was.
made II few facetiouS remarks concerning Mr..
simpson and the sign Of the three gilded balls.
4 visitor with n flushed face. smile. and an
uncle addressed The letter then being Tead.
developed the fact that the writer wished to
get situation on Kentucky stock raising
fqrm; and the. uncle said that he had applied TO
the Farmers Club, believing that TO be the
body t. attend 70 q d.mand OF tnis sort Al
the club seemed deeply puzzled except the
Chair. who looked around upon the farmers
with beaming countenancc.
" Has any member got stock-raisng farm
where this young nun can lind employment p
Farmer Martin arose as If in some doubt. and
said that when the shiplOad Of GOU young girls
arrived recently from Ireland he went down to
Castle Garden TO see them. He said that he
had always had the most kindly feeling for emf
The Chair said that It was just like Farmer
Martin. who was Il very humane man. to 70
down to see cargo OF girls. although the Jour
ney to Castle Garden was one attended BY CON
siderable Inconvenience and some expense. He
asked the larmer if he had place to offer to
Farmer Martin m5iestly received the tribute
Of the Chair. and replied that he had not.
mns fs The na ae ssd Of s Il RdaPSF
geschwanz of Illinois. and. presenting it with
Saz &c. Would Without DOUBT provide Vide the
young man with a suitable place,
AT this point the steam pipes fell to swapping
in most alarming manner, and the Chair re-
marked that the imps OF Vulcan seemed to be
/ driving away LOT some reason tndt ne tine
Chair did not very well understand
ra Tae ady nFms Th9 as9s stsn9graPhe
| pink note book. and regarded the Chair with
undisguiscd admiration.
Farmer Martin said it was not imps: it was
There was no further discussion of the sub
| jeet, and it was not decided what it real y was
| Martin recently drank Il bottle of mixed Bor-
! deaux and California wine in Beaver street.
| This also was recorded in few neat symbols
] N IN mir n hn,N
learned professor, visitor. who had been
Invited TO do so by the club, read a paper on
down the proposition that some food contains
nitrogen, and hence is called heterogeneous. and
| called non-nitroge He said that it is
| cider which produces so much headache
and indigestion among, farmers, He spoke
juices. He said that the natural cor
| relation of a mans yertebrn was interrupted
/ when he was hanged, and also, that the pneu-
mogastric nerve was SO called because the first
part OF II relates to the lungs and the last part
from drunkard's brain done in yellow chalk
/ on the blackboard. All the Illustrations on the
blackboq},rd proved to be of a physiological or;
| Martin had believed While the learned pro
man in the front row. who wore low shoes and
gray yoollen stockings, and both of whose feet
crossed. fell asleep and snored so loudly that he
| woke up the lady farmer with the brown lunch
| basket. She seemed much offended.
| The Chair announced that he would adjourn
! the club half an hour before the usual time. so
/ that members might attend the flower show at
/ Republican Hall. The Chair said that farmers
might take some circulars which were on the
/ desk; the potatoes the Chair would take him
| self. The Chair spoke with pride OF the valu-
| able papers which nowadays are read before the
chubby all odds the most valuable of those
! 1t was agreed that this was very graceful
| compliment by the Chair to an absent mem
! Der, Farmer Garrsh. whose admirable essays.
Nl.Th mt Of IGpgt 4,
! Constitutes Perfect Horse" Cats RESPONSE
| bic for Dyspepsia in the Rural Districts" and
! What Constitutes Perfect Farmers Home"
| live brightly in the memory Of the club.
Adjourned