Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-06-18
P1TH AND POINT.

PlTH AND POINT
TALK is cheap-unless lawyer does
the talking.
The worst kind of rheumatism is the
spare roomatism.
PRIVATE DALzE1L is color blind. He
thinks his communications are read
Daabury NeUs.
IT is the hardest thing in the world to
find man to run for office in Turkey.
The Government has nothing left to
steal.
PATRICK comes to the morgue to claim
lost relative. "Has he any peculiarly
by which he can be recognized" eyes,
he is dumb
"THE Unseen Hand" is the title of a
new book. Probably the other fellow
didn't have anything better than pair
Of trays, and didn't dare to call.-Bos-
tom Post.
"THERE, I have it !" exclaimed Jones,
who had been looking at Slapdash's
painting. "The trouble is this, he
uses too much ochre." eyes" said
tOSS, 1AOulO1de
A PRIEST once asked a condemned
criminal in Paris jail, "What kind Of
a conscience have your" "It's as good
as new" replied the prisoner; "for I
have never used it,
STUDENT (not very clear as to his les
son That's what the author says,
anyway" Professor 81 don't want
the author want you p Student (de-
spairingly)-" Well, you've got me-"
A BROOKLYN man received $12,50O
damages from 6. street-car company for
the loss OF a leg, and now the drivers
have to stop their horses every few
blocks to pull enterprising citizens
off the rails.
A YOUNG man in great rage told two
friends that he had just had his face
slapped. CLAP said the friends, eve
will rush off and demand satisfaction. !"
"Whatw he said, ga duel, too? Not
much. Don't you call having your face
slapped enough ?"-Paris Figaro.
BUSINESS is business -" Doctor, Z"
asked Brown, "why don't you put
Henderson on close diet? Don't you
think it would be a benefit to him %
"Undoubtedly," replied the doctor !;
"but it would be no benefit to me. I
might lose patient, and when I lose a
patient" he added, ct prefer to lose
him in the regular way"
A PARTY of vegetarians. who were
boarding at water. cure establishment,
while taking walk were attacked by a
bull which chased them furiously out of
his pasture. "That's your gratitude, is
it, you great hateful thing?" exclaimed
one of the ladies, painting with fright
and fatigue. "After this I'll eat beef
three times day p
A USEFUL life Sometimes" re-
marked Fogg, removing his cigar slowly,
"I wish I had never been born, Or that
I had died in childhood. He pulled
away for moment or two and then add
ed, with something like his customary
cheerfulness: Well, we'll, I have not
altogether lived in vain. 1 have made a
fairly good husband for Mrs. F., wom-
an who never could have got anybody
else to marry her,.
Do YOU know the latest craze,
Mary Ann, Mary Ann?
Do you know the latest craze,
Mary Ann?
1t is to spend your days
Meath big sundowers rays,
Or to sit up with lily,
SOME one was telling Horace Smith OF
his having given a late royal Duke an
account of an accident he had met with
when he had been run away with, and
of the Dukes exclaiming aloud to him.
self. when he heard the narrator had
jumped out of the carriage, "Fool
fool!" "Now," said the narrator to his
auditor, "it's all very well for him to
call me fool, but I can't conceive why
he should. Can youw "No," replied
the wag, as if rejecting "because he
could not suppose you ignorant of the
fact"
HERBERT SPENCER says that it is can
illusion :" to think "that at each moment
the ego is something more than the ag.
gregate Of feelings and ideas actual and
nascent which then exist" There are
moments when we can scarcely realize
that this is so. One of these moments
is when the gas man presents his quar-
L6rly Ulll. Az ouCu tlIuCo GuO CSSO OOOS
seem something more than the aggre-
gate Of feelings. Several dollars and 6
half more at least. -NorristoaOn Herald,
=. A BALLADNE.
She was the prettest girl, ween,
That mortal eye had ever seen;
Her name is Annabal Christine,
Her bangs were curled with bandolire,
Her cheeks were smoothed with vaseline,
Her teeth were brushed with fine dentine,
Her lace was washed with coaline,
Her gloves were cleaned with gasoline,
She wore dress Of grenadine,
Looped over skirt Of brilliantine;
Her petticoat was bombazine,
Her foot was shod with a kid bootine,
Her wounds were healed with cosmoline.
She called away from Muscatine
In ship they called brigantine;
She firted with gay marine
Till they reached the Republic Argentine,
Where they were married by the Dean,
And lived on oleonargarire.
4 DOG weighing six pounds has more
strength in its jaws than man weighing
200, and yet men tackle hotel beef while
dog has nothing to do but Lick bones.