Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-07-03
ALL SORTS,

We can't understand why it was SO awfully dark in
Egypt when there many Israel-lights there.
PEERLESS PERFUME.-The refreshing aroma of
Floreston Cologne and Its lasting fragrance make it
peerless perfume for the toilet.
What is mean time ?" asked a correspondent
Going to picnic alone and seeing your first and
second best girls with fellows you hate is about
as nearly mean time pen can express.
TRAVELLERS sToRY.-After spending months at
watering places and consulting the best physicians
without benefit returned home disheartened and
expected to die. friend urged trial of Parker's
Ginger Tonic. Three bottles and careful diet have
brought me excellent health and spirits and l hope
my experience may benefit similar sufferers.-Cincn-
natl lady. See other column.
The shad is described as fish that wears fine comb
for a backbone"
VOICE FROM THE PREss.-"I take this opportunity
to bear testimony to the efficacy of your Hop Biters
Expecting to find them nauseous and bitter and COM
posed of bad whiskey agreeably surprised at
their mild taste. just like cup of tea. Mrs. Cress
well and Mrs. Connor friends, have likewise tried
and pronounce them the best medicine they have ever
taken for building up strength and toning up the sys
tenn. | was troubled with costiveness headache and
want of appetite. My ailments are now all gone. I
have yearly contract with doctor to look after the
health of myself and family, but need him not now
S. Gilliland, Peoples ADVOCATE Pttsburg, Pa"
Instead of trunks being checked it is the baggage
smasher who needs checking.
How to mitigate the toll of wash day during these
hot summer months is worth knowing we are assured
that James Pyle's Pearlme does it eectually without
the slightest danger to the finest fabrics
Speaking across the garden fence admits good
deal to be said on both sides.
Rich phosphates of wheat solution are easily assim-
lated In Wheat Bitters is the only practical way to
get them. Read advertisement carefully.
The individual who "stole march" has been put in
the same cell with Reconstruction. the thief of time
Care-worn persons students, weak and overworked
mothers will find in Browns Iron Bitters complete
tonic. which gives strength and tone to the whole
system
1t is said that when Jumbos shipment was at first
contemplated they were in doubt as to whether 1t
would be best to carry the vessel over in the elephant
or the elephant in the vessel.
Healys Vegetable Tonic Pills and Cordial are fully
appreciated in Boston, where the proprietor is best
known and trusted. Read advt. ON this page.
Cephaline is superior to alcohol acid phosphaes
for nourishing the brain and nerves.
He-"My darling, really believe my rheumatism
has wholly disappeared" she-"oh, am so sorry
Now we shall never know when the weather is going
to change"
ROSE COLD AND HAY FEvER.-"Messrs. White &
Burdck, druggists. Ithaca. N. Y. 1 can recommend
Eys Cream Balm to relieve all persons suffering from
rose cold and hay fever. have been great sufferer
from these complaints; by using the balm have had
great relief 1 have recommended it to many of nv
friends for caah, and in all cases where they have
used the balm freely have been cured. t. Kennev.
! dry goods merchant, Ithaca N. Y"
"Messrs. VIM. Rust q Sons druggists New Bruins
wick, N. j. Since boyhood have been troubled with
catarh and hay fever and have been unable to obtain
permanent relief until used Elys Cream Balm, which
has cured me. After few days use could sleep all
night. E. L, Clickener, New Brunswick, MI"
Human flesh is heir to 240o different diseases. The
intelligent doctor is bound to hit some them in exam
lining patient
PERSONAL! To MEN ONLYi-The Voltaic Belt Co.
| Marshall Mich. will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Elec
tro-Voltac Belts and Electric Appliances trial fol
thirty days to men young old) who are afflicted
with nervous debility, lost vitality and manhood ap6
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete
| restoration of health and manly vgor. Address a:
above N B.-No risk is incurred as thirty DAYS tria
| is allowed
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after the saints. This is because the saints soon ge
those who take them.
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs ant
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
An elderly minister, at a social party where tn
young people were dancing being asked if he danced
replied: "No. was not educated on that end"
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debt
liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic diarrhea
nervous affections female complaints and all disease
originating in bad state of the blood.
A little girl asked her sister what was chaos tina
her papa read about. The elder replied, at was
great pile of nothing. and no place to put it in"
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Roug
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, MICE bedbugs, reaches
vermin, flies, ants, insects. l5c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stingng. smartins
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid b
express $l.25, for SIS. E. s. Wells. Jersey City, N,
BRAIN AND NERvE.-wells' Health Remover, grea
est remedy on earth for impotence. leanness, sexu
debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expires
Sl.25, for S.. E. s. Wells. Jersey City. NJ.
Surely you don't mean this for likeness of n
son ? Why. the boy looks like an idiot" Photograph
err I'm very sorry, but can't help that. maam.'
Parents who allow their children to grow up vii
scrofulous humors bursting from every pore gull
of great wrong. Think of them pointed out bran
ed with loathsome disease, and you will readily p-
, cure them the Cutcura Remedies.
| A pure, wholesome dstilliation of witch haz
American pine, Canada fir marigold, clover blossom
etc. fragrant with the healing essences of balsam
:, pine. Such is Sanford's Radical Cure for catarr
Complete treatment for 81.
RESCUED FROM DEATH.-william ]. Coughlin,
e Somerye. Mass, says: "In the fall of 1876 1 W
taken with bleeding of the lungs, followed by seve
a cough lost my appetite and flesh and was confin
:, to my bed. In 1877 1 was admitted to the hospit
The doctors said 1 had hole in my lung as big al
half dollar. At time report was around that
was dead. l gave up hope. but friend told me
DR.. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. 1 got b
tie. when to my surprise, commenced to feel bett
to-day feel better than for three years past.
O a write this hoping every afflicted with disc
ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam. and
convinced that consumption can be cured. I can p
- lively say it has done more good than all the otf
medicines have taken since my Sickness Sold
:, | E. z. Dutton, Barton,V VT