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Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-10-12
NOT THEM RnApv To pnoLAxz.

Ths Idaho Acalanche, published y
Owyhee, after singiser's visit there has
the following: "Ths Lewiston TELLEa
advocates the nomination Of man toe
Congress from the northern saptloR pf
the Territory who will favpr The aapsx-
ing Of that portion pf tho Territsgy a
Washington. There is I varisnss q
opinion - to whether it would - sound
policy for the people Of Southern Idaho
70 let that portion 60 without : strag.
gle to rstsin it. It is certain that tha
people Of that section cannot possibly
hope 70 elect man to Congress Of thsip
own. It is equally certain that II Ar,
Ainslie is elected he will oppose IL
annexation. What will Mr.. Singiser
do If he should b elected ia relation
to that question, is one which may b
asked. Tho people Of the North can
not expect any more resistance from
him than they can expect from Mr..
Ainslie. Ths subject il one which -
have not given much thought, and up-
on which 70 cannot express ~ opiniop.
The citizens Of that section, however,
have just cause to growl about The
distance ta travel to get to The cspital.
A mountain range separates them from
Us, and people are few and far between:
Thy have 10 pome around BY way d
Washington Territory to get into Ida
no, or TO tho capital There il na
doubt but that this 10 sgreat Hardship,
which would be done away with If that
portion Of the Territory wsrs asnsxsd
to Washington. We do not believe
that Mr.. Singiser would oppose the
annexation scheme, but that, on the
contrary, he would do everything hon
orable to assist the people Of Northern
Idaho. Whether such q course would
suit the people Of the southern part ot
this Territory is question which, %
doubt, Mr.. Singissr will study we'll
before declaring himself, it he should,
Is the North identified With Us Of the
South, must be the question to be con-
sidered."
How long would it be necessary for
Mr.. Singiser to consider whether the
North was identified with tho South
in order to determine the question 70
- to declare himself. He must Be :
slow thinker who could not determine
in less than six weeks time.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-10-12
NUMBER /.

tlers near by want II abolishsd. Thsy
look upon the Indian . cunbsrss
II the ground, and would order hin
to move on if they could, Ths Nss
Perces are tolsrsbly veil sdvanesd Il
civilization, One of them has ~
q, 900 worth Of horses and cattle thia
year. There are seventy housss q ~
reservation, hut the eccupants piseA
their lodges close BY. aud would doabt-
lssa relapse into movable Lie y ~
Government did not instantly snes1rA
age them to till the coil and look allss
theiy stock. These Mes Psrces lsek
like harmless people, One q ths4
dined pear me at : hotel in Lswhssa,
and his mannsr Of feeding VA. II any
thing, : tride les greedy than thas u
some of the white gsest& twas ths
cousins Of these same tanned basbariana,
however. who, under Chief Joseph, n
fused to 70 on the rsasrvation, cut The
throats Of the wives and children 81 the
settlers on the Cottonweod, and nasA.
cred tiept. RAipes and his thirtess
soldiers. The Nex Psrcs war was ~
tragedy Of North idaho. and The pse
pie are neysF weary Of rscising III
epic Of tho frontier, with il sosnes q
heroism end horror. II would b folly
for the Government 10 bring basl
yossph and his exilad band 70 Tie ~
srvation. Their liyes would not b sa6
from tho wrath Of the rslasises M
neighbors Of the murdered settlsrs,"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
SAD ACCIDENT.

MIR. OSCAR CRAIGG Blown mp By pre-.
mature Blast In the Rossndale Cement
Quarry-DEsTRVCTl OF an EYE
LIS subsequent Renewal BY surEscai
Operation.
Mr.. Oscar Cragg was foreman in cement
quarry at Rosendaie, Ulster Co., Y. BY an ex
plosiou one day in the quarry he lost an eye-lost
it totally. Under the impression that the matter
was less serious the local physician told Mr..
Craigg that his eye was not Lost wholly,
but could be savei by treatment. The
experiment was trie aud failed. Worse tremain'
cd behind Tor he was in dan ger OF losing the 9th
or also, through sympathetic Inflammation. In
this strait he Goa suited D.. David Kennedy, Of
Rou,iout, y. Y, who told him tbs injured eye
must be taken out to save the other. To this Mr..
Cralgg demurred aud went back home Ia doubt.
His Ioral physician said: go 10 New YORK" To
New York the patient went, aud one ofthe most
eminent ocnlisis In the country, having looked at
the case said: You have lost one eye entirely
go hack and do what YOU can Ia save the other. '
Rrienv DIR Kennedy removed the ruined eve and
treated NJ. Crpigg " ith '.ksnpsdy's FsNorit~
Remedy To bHild up the system, and the re-
suit was successul.
Dr. H.nuedy's great success as n surgeon l.
due To The use oi"ieNortte hemeuy" IN 'h'
/ after treatment.
Are you trouhled with Dyspepsia. Liver Com
plaint, Constipation or derausemen' Of The hti
pevs and Bladder then use br. Kennedy =
.tayorttr Hemedyn II viii not dis>pp"ini
YOU pr krpnrdy's "Fsvorite Remedy
tor sal, by 81 d,uggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
A GREAT BLESSING TO MOTHERS
AND NURSES

".Scdyue's T,ethiag Cure" for Infants.
This new theory aud infaliole remedy has
saved the lives OF thousands OF children.
When the child is in pain, or restless with
It's teeth shooting In its gums, simply rub
the gums for two or three minutes with
the Cure" What little IL may swallow
will relieve Collie, pain and attulence, pre-
vent f,vtr. aud avoid that painful opera
ton OF lancing the gums, which always
makes the next tooth harder to come
through and sometimes causes death.
Depend upon il, mothers, 1t will give rest
to yourselves and immediate relief and
health To your infants. A very able med
Ical writer. who enjoys large and lucra-
tive practice, says; rubbing the guns
with u soothing lotion, is the only true
method FOR children teething, poisonous
drugs should never be introduced into
their delicate stomachs. "Sgdyle'S Teeth.
ing Gre" is prepared only by DIR. Swayne
SON, Philadelphia. aud sold by all lead
lug AppihrcarieS ri - cents a bottle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
A Baptist MINISTER'S FxpERIrNcE.

| am Baptist minister, aud before
even thought OF being clergyman, grad
uated in medicine, but left lucrative prac-
tice for my present profession 40 years ago
was for many years q sufferer from quin-
sy; "THOMAs's ELECTRIC On cured me. u
was also troubled with hoarseness, and
Thomas Electric Oil always relieved me
My wife and child had diphtheria, and
"Thomas's Electric Oil cured them" and
IL taken In time 1t will cure seven times
out Of ten. am confident it is cure for
the most obstinate cold or cough, and II
any one will take small teaspoon and hall
I'LL 1t with the Oil. and then place the end
or the spoon 10 one nostril and draw the
OIL out Of the spoon into the head by sniff
ing as hard as they can, until the Oil falls
over into the throat, and practice that
twice week, don't care how offensive
their head may be, 1t will clean it out ana
cure their catarrh. For deafness and ear
ache 1t has done wonders to my certain
knowledge. tits the only medicine dubbt d
patent medicine that have ever felt like
recommending, and l am very anxious to
see 1t In every place, for tell you would
not be without 1t 10 my house for any con-
sideration. ! am now suffering with pain
like rheumatism In my right limb, and no
thing relieves me like Thomass Electric
Oil. DR.. E. f. CRANE,
Cory, Pa,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
SOMEBODY'S CH1Ln.

Somebody's child is dying-dying with
the flush of hope on his young face, and
somebody's mother thinking OF the time
when that dear face will be hidden where
no ray OF hope can brighten it-because
there was no cure for consumption. Read
er, If the child be your neighbor's, take this
comforting word 70 the mothers heart be-
fore it is too late. Tell her that consnmp-
ton is durable; that men are living to-day
whom the physicians pronounced incrra-
bic, because one lung had been almost de-
stroyeG by the disease. DR.. Pterce's 'Gol-
den Medical Discovery has cured hun
dreds; surpasses cod liver oil, hypopbos-
phites, and other medicines in curing this
disease. Sold by Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer Of Bourbon
Ind, says: Both myself and wife owe
our lives 10 Shiloh's Consumption Cure"
Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cur
will give immediate relief. Price Zoe, soc
and 81.
Are you made miserable By Indigestion,
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite,
Yellow Skiny Shiloh's VItalizer is a pes
tive cure.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy "A positive
cure for Catarrb, Diphtheria and Canker
Mouth.
Hackmetack," q lasting and fragrant
perfume. Price 25c. and soc.
ShiIoh's Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, Whooping Cough and Bronchitis.
For Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint, you
have printed guarantee on every bottl.
OF ShilOh's Vitalizer. 1t 1ever fails TO cure
A Nasal Injector free with each bottle
of Shiloh's Cstarrh Remedy. Price 90 cts.
For sale by j. II. Rawson, Paris Hill,
and A. NJ. Gerry, South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
On THIRTY Days TglAL.-we will ser

o. Thirty DAYS TgIAL.-We VIII send
DIR. Dyes celebrated Elrctro-VOltaic Belts
aud other Electric Appliances on trial Tor
thirty days to young men and older persons
who are afflicted with Nervous Debility
Lost Vitality, etc, guaranteeing speedy
relief and complete restoration OF visor aud
manhood. Also for Rheumatism,Ne Neuralgia,
Paralysis, Liver and Kidney Difficulties
Rup,ures, and many other Diseases. Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic
Belt CO.. Marshall. Mich.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Twill now state that made miraculous cure
NJ ON. OF the worst cases OF skin disease Known.
The patient Is a man forty wears OLD had SUM-,
whole body presented irighttul appearance. hso
had the attention OF twelve different physieians,
who prr scrIbed the beat remedies Known 10 the
profession, such rs ioditle opr
s5oOO 10 medical treatment with but liule RELIEF
/ prevailed upon him Z, use the 1uricURa hE
SOLVENT Internally. and the CurIccRA and cur
IcuR, soar externa,ly. lie DID .o,'nd was com
nI,tSJv cured. The skin on his head, face. ana
man, a, her paris OF his body. which presented =
most Ioathsome appearance. II now a. soit .nn
smooth as mn infsp.s, with no scar or trace OF lh
disease l-ft behind lie has DO" pecn WIN
'wclye months. Repeatedly ,
y II. Brown. E.q Rarnwell. :. Z.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

WORTH REMEMBERING. Now that good
times are again upon US, it is worth re-
memhering that no one can enjoy the pleas
ATTEST surroundings lin bad health. There
are hundreds of miserable people going
about to-day with disordered stomach. or
liver. or kidneys. when bottle or Par
ker's Ginger Tonic would do them more
good than all the medicines they have ever
cd
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Without showing the condition Of our
teeth. Every laugh exposes them. In or
der not 70 be ashamed of them, let Us use
that standard dentifrice, SozopoNr, which
Is sure TO keep them white and spotless.
No tartar can encrust them, no csnker afieci
the enamel, no species OF decay infest the
dental bone, il SoZoDoNT is regularly used
II is botanical preparation, and its oene-
flcial effects on the teeth and gums are
marvellous. as IL removes all discolorations
and renders the gums hard and rosy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
TIE Results OF NECESSITY.

What the ancieuts suffered for the want
Of knowledge in medical science can only
be appreciated by contrasting the vast
amount OF suffering cured and pain allevi-
ated IN modern times, by the use oi
Swayne's Ointment for skin diseases. It's
Introduction was characterized by the nee
esssry withdrawal OF more than score OF
Elusive, Quack nostrums, whose evil ef-
fects have left living monuments TO de
uounce them. Thus is eXemplitied the
proyerb, Necessity is the mother of lnven-
ton
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
A IoSc SSoozE

Rip Van Wrinkle slept a good while, yet
had his sleep occurred about 80 years ago,
when Downs's Elixir first attained 1t repu-
tation, on awaking he would have been
able TO recognize this friend OF the afflicted
and might have taken another twenty
years nap, aud walked up 10 Ind Downs
Elixir at the end of half century the most
popular and the best Cough Remedy ever
known. Also, Bakers Mandrake Bitters
for Bilious diseases, not so old, but good.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
TEUTu l. MIGNTY.

when DR.. Pierce Of BufIlo. y. Y. an
nounced that his " Favorite Description
would positively cure the many disease
and weaknesses peculiar 10 women, some
doubted, and continued 10 employ the
harsh and cauStic local treatment. But
the mighty truth gradually became ac-
kuowledged. Thousands oflsdies employ
Ell the "Favorite Prescription, and were
speedily cured By Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

TERRIBLE itching and scsly humors, III
GERS, sores, scrofuious swelliugs cured by
the CCticura and Cuticura Soap (the great
skin cures externally, and Cuticura Re-
solvent lolood purider) internally. Ask
abou; them AZ your Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
VIrrrr ACKNOwfTpCrn.

Mrs. Ira Nulh0iiaud, OF Albany, y. Y.
writes " For several years have suffered
from on-recurriug bilious headaches, dys-
pepSia, aud complaints peculiar TO my sex.
Since using your BUEDoCR BLOOD BITTEE-
I am entirely relieved" Price SlO0.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The great popular remedy OF the day fo'
coughs, colds, asthma and 81 lung Difficult
ties. is .iiImspB's Botanic BIIsdm. luex
pe0siye, reliable. pleasant 20 take, cures a:
b. magic, and gives universal satisfaction
A trial i the best testimonial. Price, 3
cents. Trial size, loo.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Delay Is dangerous. Thousands die
yearly from Heart Disease in It's various
forms. As certain relief for this most
dreaded OF diseases, We Offer you Or.
Graves Heart Regulator, at 30 cents and
81 90 per bottle. lou can obtain pam
phlet fEee, treating on symptoms OF Heart
Disease. OF +. Z. Ingalls,, Concord, y. Ii.
For sale los Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
ScRoFuLA. A medicine that destroys tho

ScRofuLA. A medicine that destroys tho
germs Of Scrofula and has the power to root
/. out is appreciated by the afflicted. Tho
remarkable cures OF men. women anu chil-
dren as described by testimonials, prove
Hoods Sarsaparilla reliable medicine con-
tanning remedial agents which eradicate
Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses SiOO.
Sold by ali dealers. CT Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
When a Buffalo man asked THIEF To tell
b m how 10 prevent being roooei on a
sleeping car the reply was Make the
porter think you are deaf.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
CUIlCIl.t

Tn. Cutlcura Treatment, for thu cure Of skin
S.aip and Riood Diseases consists II IN" interna
use oTCUrICTHA KEsOLvESr the rev Hood pun
n.r and Ihe External use ~ Cur CUR, and WI
CURl soar the great skin Clr's. Price ~ CuIi
era. small hoxes. J'c.; large aoVo-, o. o.. cUr
ICUK, RTsoLytST 81 per bottle. CuriCrk'
SOAR, 25e g UTtCuHA >HAvtNG soar. l5i-
pep.t WFEkS 4 porn ~. son Woes,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Mrs. T, OF Winter Street, Boston,
Mass, saws, q never could have believed
before | tried them. that Hesly's Tonic
Pills would so soon remove a chronic dis
ease. They are wonderful" See advt. on
another page.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

WIsrAR's BALsAM OF WILD CHERRY
cures Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, WhooP-
ing Cough, Group, Influenza, Consumption,
and all diseases OF the Throat, Lungs ano
Chest 30 cents and 81 q bottle.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

II Is said that two virginia giris have
been lighting n duel with shotguns- They
must have told on themselves. for II Is not
likely that anyone close enough 10 witness
the ARRAY survived.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
sCROEIIIA aOttE.

Rev Dr -. in detailing hts experience
with the CUucURi REMEDIES, said that throngh
Divine Providence one OF biz par shOners WV
cu,ed OF n sc-ofnlous sore. whirh VA. s'ovIs
draining away his life. 40 the CuricURA RtsoL
yg>T internally, and CUTICURN sni IIrlCUR'
soar ext, rnaliv The poison hat hal fed the dis
ea.. va. completely driven on.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Ask your physician and he will tell you
that CaScara Is one Of the best vegetable
remedies for Dyspepsia, Constipation and
Kidney difficulties IL i freely used 10
the preparation Of Hops ana Malt BitterS.
4-ll-44
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

In countries where malaria Is prevalent,
or where the climate is subject 10 sudder
chanses-Should be found In every house
Browns Iron Bitters.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

An Albany paper tells OF u woman in
that city who woke her husband during II
storm the other night and said: Il do
wish YOU would stop snoring, for want
to hear the thunipr."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

CLEAR HEAD and voice, easy breathing
sweet breath, perfect smell, taste aud hear
ing, no cough, no distress. These are con-
ditions brought about In catarrh by the use
of Sauford's Radical Cure. Complete cure
for ST.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
EAIuER SrUILY !

or Cambridge, wishes all Catholic children
to attend the parochial schools. IL their
parents give them Sulphur Btters they Will
have rosy cheeks aud be strong and healthy.
See another column.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

gentleman who WAS asked for his mar
risge certificate quietly took of his hat and
pointed TO bald spot. The evidence was
conclusive.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The breezy burglars evening pleasantly
-''I always raise the wind when blow
open a safe"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Teacher 20 small boy: what does the
proberb say about those who live in glass
housess" Small boy Pull down the
blinds ."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

DELIGHTFUL NovELTY.-Ladiesp prefer
Floreston Cologne because they find this
lasting combination of exquisite perfumes
= delightful novelty.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

DR.. KLINE's Great Nerve Restorer is the
marvel of the age for all Nerve Diseases
All fits stopped free. Send TO 93l Arch
Street, Philada., Pa.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Persons recovering from wasting dis
eases. such 40 malaria, fevers, etc., Will %
greatly benefited by the use OF Browns
iron BItters, q true tonic.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Alta curiosity shop: "Oh, the charming
little box Antique, isn't it2" No, mad
ame. Il is modern "What q pity-it was
| 40 pretty!'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

A manufacturer alvertiseS. the The
strongest and cheapest bed IN the mar ket.
lie must mean an onion bed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23
ECXENI 1.

si,t.ep months stree an ercption broke cut OF
my 'et an hn' n feet which turned out T. be &c
zamt AMI clu-cd me crest pain and anroy anc"
tried various remedies win No good result', un
tiI met the CUrICuR, REsOLvENr Int rpally
AVID tUriCJrKI anI CrTICUKN SUNP externally,
which Entirely cured me - thIt M skin - az
smooth and nsrtusl a ever
GLEN .tRaILEY, q. S1ui1 s., B'ltmor"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Jesse James evidently deserved his
death, for when shot he had his boots on
and was standing on one of his wife's best
chairs
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Invalids eat green peas with great rel
ish in Florida. They do not see the cans,
and think the peas are direct from the
vines
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The new color. mustard yellow, ought
20 give the wesrer an unusually smart APP
peAraECC
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

1t may seem best to colonize the Chinese
in Salt Lake City where they can wash out
the stains OF polygamy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The Boy Preacher Harrison claims to
have converted one thousand persons In
CINCINNATI. What was the Lord doing all
this time!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

There are more OF the curative proper
ties in Wheat than any other OF the &C.
reals. All these are found in Wheat Bit
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

4 correspondent refers 10 Oscar Wilde
aS "a glucose disciple OF the Beautiful
This Is the seyerest blow glucose has yet
received.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

An Illinois editor returns thanks for
centipede sent him 10y mail from Texas
II being the first cent Of any kind that he
has received for several weeks.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

A man suffering from debility and loss Of
appetite took two bottles Of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla, gained ten pounds and got well.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Bacon says: Reading makes fali
man" That must be the Re,dny IN
Pennsylvania where there is a brewery To-
Gated
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

CEPHALrNE comes within the reach OF all.
IL 10 the best Nerve Food known.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

A Judge out in Wisconsin has just de-
clded that a man Is liable for what his wife
saws.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

''Oh, for better half" said the sorrow
ing widower when he found counterfeit
nfty-ceut piece among his change.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

People are forever talking OF laying up
something for rainy day, when they Know
well enough that 1t Is the fine days that
bankrupt the purse.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

THAT HUSBAND OF MINE, is three times
the man he was before he began using
"Wells' Health Remover" 81. Druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

It's the woman with the brown plush
sscque on who can quickest tell sealskin
when she sees il on another woman.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

ca SceiuE a house being wuitewashtd =
small boy OF three wanted % know II the
house was going 20 be shaved.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

Ryan, the pugilist, is fond of Pinafore,
Ii is said. We cannot believe this, as he
has shown no desire recently TO face Sui
| liyan's mnsic.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

The man who has an amiahle wife can
smoke over his magazine without being
blown up.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

A Miss Waiter recently married Mr..
Fee. During the courtship he always
felt sure of her. No waiter ever refused a
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

A clergyman remarked last Sunday, "Ev-
ery falsehood is a blow at civilization.
What a battered old hulk civilization must
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

A doctor who won't advise a man to
leave OF his flsnnels the first warm day Is
no friend to the profession.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-05-23

IRR T nLtIrY, CRAVING FOR OPIUM or
MORPBISE.
An ihvslpsble agent in the treatment of Oh
slruciions or The Brain anil he relief of oil Ner.
Vous Malaiiss, InsuTes sweet refreshing sleep
Buy OF your DRUGGIST II possible; IL not we win
mail IL, POSTCARD upon receipt of price. 81 cents
dress II. F. THAYRR CO., Is Temple pl., Bos.
ton.