The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-01-12
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is,,os,lun 8 men pas,ef through .
M.ia siroei, ilie other morning. 4nd were
~ hour snd a half passing given point
Tie gisen point wss . saloon.
ssys Josh Billings Il have finally |
cum 10 The ioncinsioa that she bet eTi,afi
shsy naas icn hsre, for all practical pui'
poses, ia = good bank aekoHut
"A 70, Of New lork maideDs recently |
cot ups fair for the poor. and a quite
uuuilar nos vcsr engagement rings, The
enhrpflss il spoken d ~ brilliant sue
ctes
Considerable surprise and excitement
~ere created 10 Wall stree, the other day
bys prominent operator appearing on the
steps Of tho Treasury building with his
bands in bis own pockets.
--Iosi, lAdgerf ''Your dog. air. is nm
b.arable He hosls all night Male
Iodper. Indeed Well, he might do
worse than that he might play the piano
Az DAY.
The government has finally secured
cannon which viii throw hall twelve
miles. aud the nsrt thing is to bring on
war somewhere within twelve miles OF the
cannon.
There are three prominent phases OF a
Young womans life all visibly connected
Asa baby, she's logged; asa young wo-
man, she's hugged; asa wifi, she's hum
bugged
4 new washing. machineadyertisement
has cut representing nicely dressed
young ladies crowding around the ma
chine. all apparently eager for the priv
lege of doing the family wishing.
a large nose is a sign Il character, II
il has iurkey.red finish Or big knob on
one side, 1t is sign thg character has
gone on protracted vacation.
--"You have heard, my owe, Amanda il
about to marry Arthur II know II,
but what can't understand is that wo-
as intelligent as she is IAN consent to
marry man stupid enough TO marry her.
Sophie after hearing about Frank
Il declare shall not believe word !
man says TO me. They're al iinsF
Beatrice. For shame. SoIhie" Sophie
iregretfullyl: AT least all the nice one'
srel''
The other day an Indianapolis woman
horsewhipped her divorced husband. III
felt as good as though he had got married
again. aud wanted 10 know wherein ]
proh,eth man to get divorce, II thi
sort Of thing was TO be kept up.
A sweet girl graduate in New Hamp
shire is learning the watch-cleaning trade
Just as we expected. One Of these tender
sentimental young things cleaned us GU
ola watch once, and now the art is to b
more thoroughly developed.
The young men converse: "Whs
are You going to give your girl this Christ
mas .Georgel Don't you find it hard
select anything appropriated" ooh, NJ
That don't trouble me. i shall give fe'
things that my last girl sent back
me.
A wag seeing an Irishman standing
front Of "a public house, thinking to ha'
some fun at his expense, thus accoste
him; II say, Pat IL had two pigs TIN
weighed twenty pounds. what would b
hog weight" Faith, come inside a
jump en- the scales an II be after weigl
ing yees." was the quick reply.
A critic in the Christian, Union SUI
gests that in a couple OF hundred yea
from this, II the bible is again revised
suit the time, the passage in parable OF u
10 virgins, which reads thus: "Give us
your oil, for our lamps have gone out
will bc changed to "Give us Of your ele
trio light, for our circuit is temporari
broken"
Daughter (home from school J. "Nc
papa. are you satisfied just look at
testimonial Political economy, satisis
tory; fine arts and music. very good; log
excellent "fery much so, my dear
especially ~ regards your future. Ifyo
husband tshonld understand anything
housekeeping. cooking, mending and
uss OF the sewing machine, perha
your married life will indeed
happy"
How do you manage your husband
completely" asked one OF the friends o
New Orleans lady day or two Al
Why. my dear, answered Mrs. b.,
adopt wha, is called the soothing plan.
never contradict him. For instance, ey,
day be says TO me suppose you thu
I'm an old fool, and my dear. never c.
trade. him.
"A dcposi.or dropped in at tho Office
the cashier ono morning 10 get note
counted The Official was absent, but
hls eh.,r reciiaed plump, rosy-facsd