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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-04

TRIBUNE OFFICE, Nov. IL a m.-The tendency IN
the barometer yesterday downward Clear and iaIr
weather prevailed The temperature ranged between
295 and Az the average l362 being q ' lower than
or the corresponding day FAST year and lower than
on Thur-day.
Fair and slightly warmer weather may be expected
TO-DAY la This city and vicinity.
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.

The baethes -sator' 10 this ely ~ t-nhl
Lvus ~ tnr Tor he q hourI
preceding uayht hte linz repHts tue oscillation,
b. mercury duius THe broken Or ori nr re H'
ndicA-sd 81 Ehe taeoncIef a. H2d
nuts Pa IA. SIS Broadway
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MARRIED..

Iou.eksper, one box Of ELEcrao-sIcoS viii keep your
Silyerware In prime condition q month
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-04

f'ft'H1IJI
WALTER HOWE
The undersigned Republicans most heartily indorse the
nomination OF MrWalter Howe FOR Memberof Assembly from
the XIt Assembly District and strongly recommend him "
It's
members OF party differ other sub
tccts all united 10 the ad disability OF securing ktVub
hcan representation In the next Assembly.
When therefore the candidate OF the party gentleman
OF the highest and profess character and al s
time Republican o. independent views as % municipal
10 that IN Republican district DO slOu;
be preferred TO amy Democratic opponent
Hamilton Fish, l. D. Morgan, John A. stewart
Vim b. Dodge David Dows, Luther r. Marsh.
Jacob Wendell f. IL. COsstt Thro. ". Dwight
L. l. Tiffany, DOrman H. Eaton. John sloane.
AlLOn T. Man, C. X AeneW, ID, Daulel l. N0iueh'
and others.
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Gpetlal Notices

Artistic Memorials
0uArrtes and workshops, Westerly, r. l.
Fine nouamsnts. aud building SorA 10 " .l,, Driwa{,
he.ted y y once, LII y way 9 W CANFIELD AT
Bangs Il Co.. Auctioneers, 73o aad al Broadway
Wal sell
MONDAY, TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY.
Nov. q. and s. at 23O m,
COINS, MEDALS CoNTLNENTAL ANO. COLONIAL
PAPER Money Nami'manc PGqic3oas Sc mostly The
THURSDAY AND FRIDAY Nov o and 10.
Prot CHAs. +. ANTHON's NUMIsMATIC CABISEr.
Part III comprising Coin, aud Metals Of Russia 20
land, Modern Greece, Germany. Denmark. sweden ana
Superior to all Cifiartic Alternative A spsciae for NJ
si9lT aa6 iai i6e s 12E eaa sty Soo
IMPAIR the digestive organs and 1ilneya
Complimentary Baskets Of selected Fruit
arranged and delivered on board steamers COOKE CO.
Booths Theatre Building -5dst corner 9th.aye
Home Made Preserves.
PURE CURRANT JELLY. sPIcED AND CANNED
FRUITS JAMS. JELLIEs. PICKLES &c.
Housekeepers get the above article. made from ~
ofds'sio sf ,5i 6.3rj TcELE sAaSgvn ~
Circulars with references aud prices sent application
Piles Permanently EradIcafea
In 3 weeks without gatGrs calstlc ssod for
circular containing references DR. HOYC 80 Vest .7th
The Real Estate Record and Guide
Charles Bralaugh, explain
injustice done him by the British Parliament s O,qcle"
that Jay GOuds stat Is setting Tn kntckel
Fat fully DESCRIBED All the about real estate build
Ing architecture &c. Fun ists OF real estate Transfers
mortgages chattel mortgage judgments usual For SAFE
at newsstands oice I9l Broadway subscription 50 PEI
The Hanks JOintiess Denture.
Prominently teeth for those approaching nice
things. HANKS BROS. Dentists A. West Slstst, New.
YOsk 2j4 Groyest Jersey City and !22 Makest Newark
Post Ohcc Notice.
Foreign mails for the ending November will s0ss
or This Office - follows
sATURDAY-AJ .. m FOR Europe per City OF Berlin
VIA queenstown Uetters for Germany aud ScOtand must
h. oil ected per o OF Bcrl ~" az 3 FOR Scotland
direct per Crcls.ia, via Glasgow; at A. for Bel
direct Nadcriaud via Antwerp; at IL a. N.
fir Europe per Main. via Southampton and Bremen
a. lisa o. N. FOR Porto Rico, per Newport,
via Havana. Mails Australia. NeW-Lealand. sand
ich and Fiji Islands. per IS Lcasndia via -an Flau.
cisco November IL at Nails for Dhua and
Japan, s. oceanic, via san Francisco, cose NOye1
Der - at p. n. ..-.-. .
The schedule Paei ne mails arranged
the IN o al uulnterruptcd overland
Malls from the East arriving um az -dn Francisco
the sailing dispa chei tue LAY.
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Cooaur promotes and beauty Of the aiT aai
renders dark and glossy.
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DIED.

All notices Of Ncrriages must be irdorsed nth full
name and address.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-04

The New-York Symphony Society opened its fifth
season. and celebrated its removal from Stein
way Hall TO the Academy Of Music, by presenting
yesterday Afternoon the following Gi.nlhed pro
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05
HUMOROUS.

--Simplos says his wife is n splendid
sample of tho opposite SEX"
When Danae saw Jupiter descend
ing in shower of gold, she simply re.
marked: "The rain is ore. Boston
Transcript
"A mother advised her daughter,
who was going TO a party, TO oil her
hair. and tainted away when that can
did damsel repled "Oh. no, ma; it is
so apt to spoil tho gentlemcn's vests. =
--"What pretty children, and how
much they look alike" says & during a
| first visit at friends house. "Thcy
are twins" his friend explains. What,
both of emp" oxclaims G, greatly in.
terested
An Irishman (twin brother to the
one who swore "By the powers, he d
never go into the water till he could
swim'') once putting on new pair of
boots. remarked: "Sure and saltin, I'll
never be able to git on these infarnal
boots till I've worn 'cm at lai.t u
wake"
THE Illuminated buoy is u wonder
full invention" read old Mrs. Pinaphor
in her daily paper. We'll" she OBJ
served, II should think he would be-
And it is an excellent idea, too; for il
the boy is Illuminated his mother will
have less trouble finding him after
dark"
This is tho young cotton specu-
lator He is wearing Grape on his hat.
None OF his relatives are dead. Why
then does he wear Grape on his hat?
Because he got in front of tho cotton
market while il was loaded. Did the
market go Off Yes, the market went
of. - lPdiC
Deacon Jones was happy indeed
when he was told that his daughters,
the dear girls, had gone to the revival
Their mother didn't tell him that It was
a revival of "Pinafore. Possibly she
didn't think it necessary. He was
happy and the girls were happy; there
fore, why say morcp-Boston Tran
script.
--"What good deed have you done
to-day, Johnniep' said a benevolent
father to his heir. 81 gave poor boy
a cent, papa" was the good child's an
swer. "Ah! that was right. And why,
my son, did you give him the cent?"
81 gave ii TO him, dear papa, for good
three.cent stamp that he thought was
only piece of green paper"
From the number of deaths report
ed of cows that have been unable to d.
gest the nails that have been absorbed
in due process of foddering, we take it
that some farmers are altogether too
liberal to their cattle, and feed them too
much iron. There is no doubt that iron
is good thing as tonic, but II taken
in the form of nails, tho diet should be
restricted TO half keg day, and moth.
ing larger than latb nails administered.
--ROnie Sentinel
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05
The Alpena City Hospital.

The undersigned would announce
to the citizens of Alpena and vicinity,
that they have opened an Hospital
for the treatment Of all Surgical and
other diseases.
This new enterprise meets want
that has long been felt in this COM
munity, where large number of I'M
married men, sick or wounded, away
from home, will find all the comforts
Of warm rooms, good, clean beds,
proper food, good nursing, careful
attention and skilful treatment of ex-
perienced Physicians and Surgeons.
The Hospital Is managed on the
Cooperative plan, at present. Those
wishing to receive its benefits pay
from SO to S6 per year in advance
and II taken sick or injured any time
during the year, they will be taken
care OF, boarded and treated without
any further charge.
The rates charged are so moder-
ate, compared with the benefits re-
ceived, that this Hospital must COM
mend itself to the public as soon as
it shall be thoroughly understood.
Arrangements are made that one
Of the Doctors will he on duty night
and day, when required by one or
more patients.
DR.. Maiden's great experience as a
Surgeon during our late war, the
last year of which he had charge of q
large Military Hospital, together
with over twenty years practice,
cannot be questioned in its success.
DR.. Newton, although younger,
has had large Hospital experience,
and has particularly devoted good
portion of his time to the study OF
diseases Of the Eye and Ear.
We would respectfully solicit the
earnest support of this enterprise,
especially by those whom it is most
intended to benefit.
w. p. MAIDEN, M. d.
L. G. NEWTON, M. d.
w. VANVooRHEEs, Agt.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05
"Belling0 the Professors.

An illustration of the aptness of the
average Yankee for managing men oc.
Cured many years ago ut Andover The
illogical Seminary, when the venerable
DR.. Woods and DIR. Moses Stuart were
professors.
II occurred to the students that the
prayers OF these distinguished teachers
at the seminary devotions were longer
than was necessary, and how to remedy
the difficulty was subject Of much
thought and conversation.
No one was willing "to belr' either
of the old professors. AT length q COM
mittec of the students was appointed 10
confer with them.
The committee divided itself into
halves, and at the same hour one part
went to DIR. Woods, told him OF the
dclicacy which the students felt about
addressing Prof. Stuart on the matter
of his long prayers at tho chapel, and
implored the mediation Of DIR. Woods
with the professor, TO induce him TO
shorten his petitions.
The rest of the committee also con-
ferrcd with Prof. Stuart to the same eff
feet with regard to tho prayers of DR..
Woods, and bcsought his intercession
with the venerable professor of theolo-
gy to abbrcviate his chapel supplica-
tons.
On the departure Of the committees,
each professor instantly seized his hat
and cane and started for the house of
his associate.
They met midway, near the old Man
sion House. Prof. Stuart, his eyes dan
cling with fun, ut once hailed the good
doctor with the startling information
that the students thought his prayers
were too long.
And Immediately DR.. Woods gravcly
qucnchcd tho sparkling light in the He
brew professors face by telling him
that the students held the same views In
regard 10 his petitions.
The two professors continued their
walk and mcditations Both came TO
the conclu ,ion that each of inc Offend
ers bad been taken in his own net. and
subsequently the chapel prayers were
shortened, on else entirely RELOCATED to
the students. - Youths Companion.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05
The Law al Digestion.

There is no doubt about the physio-
logical law. II Is this: While the food
is in the stomach il contributes nothing
70 the activity of brain or muscle, but
takes from that activity. Indeed, we
have all noticed that full stomach re-
quires so much nerve force that the
brain becomes dull. IL is only after
the food has passed out of the stomach
and is in the blood and tissues that it
helps the brain and muscle.
Now the practical question is this:
Can we take food enough in the eve-
ming ut single meal To last twenty
four hcursp | rather think that with
us IL can't be done. IL certainly would
he capital arrangement if practicable.
II would give the brain and muscle
great freedom and advantage during
the day.
II is idle, il is silly to decide such
question in any other way than by q fair
trial. To simply say: Its no use talk
in, a Teller must have his three meals
regular" is to speak like fool.
If IL can be done, il willnearly double
the working time and power Of our
brains and muscles.
After couple of years trial will re-
port
They used TO say: But man can't
live without his grog;" and the En-
glishman has declared that "a man
can't live without his five meals
day."
have no doubt that man may live
q long and healthy life and drink three
glasses of grog every day, and that If
the quantity of food be moderate, q man
may eat five meals u day, and live a
long life and enjoy fair health; but It
Is not difficult TO show that II u man
avoids grog, and eats less frequently,
he will live longer and enjoy higher
health. A man may eat every two
hours, smoke ten cigars day, chew
between the smokes, use snuil, take
opium morning and evening, sit up till
midnight, and do dozen other outra-
gcous things, and still wear good
round face; but TO avoid them all, and
live an abstemious life, cdds many
years, and multiplies indefinitely the
happiness Of life. - Dio Lc'Cis IN Golden
Rule.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05
The Five Obedient Husbands.

There were five of them together, and
it was late. They had been drinking.
Finally, one of them looked ut the clock,
and said:
What will our wives say when we
come homer
Let them say what they want to.
Mine will tell me to GO to the mischief"
responded No. 2.
"rll tell you what we will do. Let
us meet here again i'm the morning, and
tell our experiences. Let the one who
has refused to do what his wife told him
to do whom he got home pay for this
evenings entertainment.
That's good idea. We will agree
to that So the party broke up, and
went to their respective homes.
Next morning they met at the ap-
pointed place, and began to tell their
experiences.
Said No. l.
When opened the door my wife
was awake. She said: "A pretty time
of night for you to DO coming home.
You had better go out and sleep in the
'pig-pen. for that's what you will come
to sooner or later, ANYHOW Rather
than pay for all we had drank last night,
l did what she told me to. That lets
me out"
Next!
No. 2 cleared his throat, and said:
"When got home, stumbled on a
chair, and my wife called: There you
are again, you drunken brute! You had
better wake up the children and stagger
about for awhile, so they can see what a
drunken brute OF father they are
afflicted with l thought the best
thing could do under the circum-
stances was to obey; so woke up the
children, and staggered around until
my wife limited to me to stop. She used
a chair in conveying the hint. That
lets me out"
Next!
No. 8 spoke up, and said:
al happened to stumble over the pan
of dough, and my wife said: Drunk
again! Hadn't you better sit down in
that dough- So sat down in it, and
that lets me OUT
Next!
No. A said:
II was humming O tune, and my wife
CdiCu Outs 1utIC yOu uIc dSdlus
Hadn't you better give us concerto
] said, certainly and began to sing as
loud as l could, but she told me to stop,
or she would throw something at me; so
l stopped. That lets me out
Next!
No. looked very disconsolate. He
said:
II reckon III have to pay. My wife
told me TO do something none Of you
would have done If you had been in my
place."
"What was it?''
"Shc said: so you thought you
would come home ut last! Now, hadn't
you better 20 out to the well and drink
a couple of buckets of water just to as
tonish your stomachp' That was more
than had bargained for, so it's my flu
neralr'-Tcras Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05

Rev. Edward Everett Halo Is lectur'
Ing on 1.-THE English Generals In the
American Revolution"
Tho New York Herald says that
John G. Fremont and his wife are the
handsomest old couple in that city.
Colonel Rockwcll's daughter Lulu
Is reported engaged TO marry Harry
Garfield, son OF tho late President.
Mr.. Charles L. Williams has been
postmaster at Naccochee, Ca, for fifty.
one years, and has never been too III
during the time to make out his month
ly report.
"A popular Presbyterian Clergyman
OF Pittsburgh. Pa, tho Rev. Mr. Done
hoo, says that decent Sunday paper
is necessity TO an intellectual COM
munity.-M Y. Post
President Folks grave is in the
yard of the house at Nashville, called
POLK Place. and his widow has kept
his sloeping-room, his books and writ.
ing materials in order. just as no left
them, with her own hands.
Prof. j. j. Sylvester, OF Johns Hop.
kins University, and grave man OF
science, whom the late Prof. Pierce pro
nounced to be the best mathematician
In the country, Is now discovered TO be
a poet Of not little ability.
Tho wife of Sergeant Mason is de-
scribed as rather tall and slender, be-
tween twenty-five and thirty years OF
age. with dark hair, blue eyes, and with
a gentle and modest air. She is not
handsome, but has very pleasant face.
Says Governor Cullom, of Illinois;
81 have been made poor in public life.
When first entered as Congressman,
was, for young man, considered well
oil. Had been close and lived like hog,
l might be in good shape now iinan-
cially.'
Sir Sydney Waterloo, Member OF
Parliament for Gravesend and formerly
Lord Mayor of London, was married al
the British embassy in Paris recently 10
Miss Hamilton, Of San Francisco. The
Rev. Mr.. Ayr, Presbyterian minister OF
Napa City, Cal, ofliciated.
MIR. Loagfellow's titles were Master
of Arts, from Bowdoin; Doctor of Laws,
Harvard, 1859; Cambridge, England,
1868; and Bowdoin, 1871; Doctor OF
Common Law, Oxford, 1869. He was
Professor of French, Spanish, Italian and
German, aswell as Librarian in Bowdon;
in Harvard he was Professor of Spanish,
French, Bellies Lettres; no was mcm-
Der Of the American Antiquarian and OF
the Maine and Massachusetts, Historical
Societies; a member of the Historical
and Geographical Society of Brazil; O
member of the Royal Spanish Academy
at Madrid, and member of the Acade-
my of Science at st. Petersburg. Chi
cn0o Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05

A man trades $70 watch for s45
shotgun, pays 90 for repairs, and then
exchanges 1t for a $50 horse, which
xicks a S28 cow 10 death and then dies
Of broken heart. How much did the
man losep
In q certain room there are eleven
women sitting down. A lady passes
the house with new spring bonnet on.
Find the number who got up and rushed
TO the window. CHATS where you are
fooled. One Of 'em was too lame to get
out of her chair.)
The distance from roadside fence to
q certain harvest-apple tree is three
times the distance from the ground 10
tho first limb. which is two yards. one
foot and nine and one-half inches.
What Is the distance from the fence, and
how many harvest apples can fat boy
eatp
A merchant has three clerks. Their
united ages are five-sevenths Of the num-
Der of herrings In a box. What are the
exact figuresp
A man died leaving property valued
ut 81, 900 to certain relative. Eight
other relatives wouldn't have it that
way, and contested the will. The prop
crty was then divided pro rata, and
each ones share was found 20 be seven
teen cents. What bocamc--but, OF
course, you know that the lawyers got
IT,
A farmer takes four dozen eggs to
town and exchanges them Cor two
pounds Of sugar at nine cents per
pound. and when he returns home his
wife gives him iifty-fve cents worth OF
'you internal old sap-headr' Figure
il all in and find how much he received
per dozen for the eggsP
A lightning-rod man sits down to try
and remember how many farmers he
has swindlcd. He can't begin to re-
call names and dates, and so he multi
pics his eighteen years of experience
bt two, adds five, subtracts one, and
calls the result one-fourth of the grand
total. What is the totalp
The scholars in a certain country
school set cut to click" the teacher.
The number of girls who, OF course,
don't take hand in IL thirteen, and
thi, is four-sxtbs of tho number of the
boys, who got the worst shaking up
th V over heard tell of. What was the
exact number, coming rs near as you
can without halving up anybody.
A fond father purchased q set OF
tools for his hoy, paying therefor the
sum Of 1928. In short time the lad
bored six holes in the piano-case, sawed
of six chair legs, split two door-panelt
and amputated the sofas left arm
Find what the exact sum was, and also
notify your friends that the tools are
for sale at onc-third off.-DctroH Free
| Dcooo
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100 -
A Monster OF the Air.

Thomas Campbell and Joseph How
ard, two wood-choppers working in the
timber five miles northeast of Hurlcton,
Cal, inform us by letter of singular
creature they saw flying through the air
last Friday afternoon. They write:
ABOUT four o'clock Friday afternoon
last, while at work, we were startled by
the sound of many wings Tapping in the
air. Looking up, we perceived passing
over our heads, not more than forty
feet above the tree-tops, q creature that
looked something like crocodile. 1t
was, to the best Of our Judgment, not
less than eighteen feet in length, and
would measure two feet across the body,
from the head to the tail distance Of
probably twelve feet. The tail was
about twelve feet long and tapercd from
the body to q point probably eight
inches wide. The head was in the
neighborhood of two feet in length and
the jaws (for Its mouth was opcD could
not have been less than sixteen inches
long. On each side Of the body, be-
tween the head and the tail, were six
wings, each projecting between eighteen
inches and two feet from the body. As
near as we could see, these wings were
about fifteen inches broad, and appeared
to be formed similar to q ducks foot
On the under side of the body we
counted twelve feet, six on side !"
Mr.. Howard fired one barrel of a shot
gun at the monster, and writes: 1T
uttered q cry similar to that of a calf
and bear combined, but gave no sign Of
being Inconvenience or injured. In
fact, when the shot struck, we heard the
bullets rattle as though striking against
q thin piece of sheet iron. The object
was also seen by number OF Cinnamon
working near us, who were badly
frightened and fed to their cabins.
This is the first time we have ever heard
of such u creature rs this; but our in
formants arc reliable mon, hence we
cannot doubt their statements. Gr3dley
(Cdi) Herald.
- -
.GnVonfv A. five ttn,,copJ Tcnioiapiap a
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MORTGAGE SALE.

Default having been made in the terms and con.
date the 3lst day of December, A. ID. 1880 and
cuted by and between Josiah s. Marsh and Lucinda
Marsh OF the first part, and Monroe Klock Of the
second part, and duly recorded in the office of the
Register of Deeds for the county of Apena, the
9th day of December, A. ID. 1880, in Liber of
mortgages, page A. and by which said default The
power OF sale in said mortgage contained has be-
now due and unpaid, at the date hereof, on said
mortgage, thesum of five hundred and forty-hve
dollars and fifty cents ts545.50l for principal and
interest, together with attorney fec of thirty dol
lars e30l, provided for in said mortgage and no suit
or proceeding, either at law equity, having been
instituted to recover the amount secured by said
mortgage, or any part thereof now, therefore;
Notice Is hereby given, that on the 9th day Of
August, 1854, at two o'clock In the afternoon Of
said day, at the front door of VIM. ii. JohDson's
brick block on Water street, in the city OF Apena,
county of Apcna, and State OF Michigan, that being
the building in which the Circuit Court for said
county in which said mortgaged premises are situ-
the highest bidder, the premises described in said
mortgage, or so much thereof as may be necessary
to satisfy the said debt, the interest thereon, and
said attorney fec and all costs and charges all owed
by law. Said mortgaged premises are situated In
the county Of Alpena, State of Michigan, and de-
scribed as follows, to wit: The southwest quarter
Of the southwest quarter Of section eight, 49,, in
township thirty-one, 1911, north Of range eight ts
east also lot number nine, 9l, in block number lve
~, Of Hitchcock's first addition to the village now
Wv v '' MONROE KLocK,
Mortgage
vIcroR Q. BunSHAM,
Attorney for Mortgage.
Alpena, May Q, 1882. -
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-07-05

--Sevcnty-five thousand Louisianians
were sufferers by the recent floods.