Bismarck tribune., 1882-03-10

d n6lN,r fislll FORGEr1.
That land seekers no increasing.
That iberality and pluck are the twin ele-
Ements Of boom. Il s.
That the North Pacific is not blockaded,
but making schedule time. .s
That the .slove spats" of the young are
blizzard seasons in their hearts. .
That what you can do to-day should not be
deferred un Ill tomorrow 1t might spoil.
That Bismarck affords first class opportu-
mites to certain branches of manufactures.
That Bismarck has now reached the period
whereshe will stand alone and grow like
weed. 4 81 u T 1 &
That our real estate boomers are men Of
veracity who have solid grounds for their
statements.
That there is ncore snow on the ground
now in this section than there has been since
last winter. . 4
That the March billiards. are simply the
spasmodic kicks of Old Boreas, and contain
but little vitality. 4sl 8 a,
That big house makes Sam Whitney's
face as radiant as the mans in the moon.
They resemble each other q little, too.
That fill of whiskey to a s'rounder'' is the
full measure of his ambition. It is fine
raiment and home in castle to him.
That warm winds, pelting sunbeams, green
the mosquitoes are things of the very near
future.
That superannuated old men should go east
to die in quiet community, and young mon
should come west to grow up in q stirring
country. SO
That some men render knowledge distaste-
full. They have more than they can manage.
Their learning exceeds THAR sense and
capacity. s pa,
That the Bismarck, Mouse River, Turtle
Mountain and Manitoba railroad will be
built, and will prove the greatest blessing to
Bismarck. IL 4,s.ss saal
That as God tempers the wind to the shorn
lamb, we should temper our wrath towards
the incorrigible drunkard during these biz
zardy days.
That the opera house will now be the CEN
tire Of attraction; as there is nothing like
new faces and pretty feet to draw theSproper
young" man. '@
That the Smooth Eph's sent here by the
Fargo iokers should be treated to the ''song
and dance racket from the outset. They
are easily spotted.
That a little boreal weather is necessary to
make us appreciate the soft, balmy zephyrs
of spring, aid endure the sultry days of the
heated spell patiently.
That none of the town loafers, during the
past three days, have been sitting on out
side dry goods boxes, leering at ladies as
along the walk.
/, That too much ''booze" leaves its mark
upon the human countenance to degree
more conspicuous than the smallpox. Its
colors are far more brilliant. .=st:.EE ~.
/. That our present snow crop. contains mil
lions of tons Of fertiizing properties-am-
monia, etc.,-according to Col. Thompson,
as reported by Sheriff Mckenzie. t-s.s .s
That our city grangers have not been
prancing gaily over their broad acres in
precincts during the past three
or four days, to any very big extent. .g.fr
That loye-sick old person is a thousand
times bigger fool than young one. 1t is
the regular process of hardening with the
young and of softening with the old. .a..
/. That the poet referred to the eastern states
when he wrote: .7.4s.-. =. ',ft5
iii fares the land, to Fastening ills a prey.
Where wealth accumulates and men decay"
That Bismarck is fortunate IN possessing
men who know her worth, are confident OF
her destiny, and are able and willing to pull
their wallets in support of her every wise en-
terprise. ,
That the building improvements of Bis
marck for 1882 will exceed in value the i'm
of all former years, and that our
populati next fall will be ahundred per
cent. greater than it is to-day.
That the sun is bound to break out in
broad, bright smiles every hour or two IN
this region, in spite of the most determined
efforts of the clerk of the weather to keep
him hid behind snow charged clouds.
That the farmers who cannot satisfy them
selves with the opportunities at present open
TO them in this section will go elsewhere and
do much worse, or return here next season
and accept what are to-day third-rate clay
outs', and be contented. But contentment
is everything.
That the farmer can accomplish much
Rnrleiph county by working silently in his
fields than by sitting around grocery stores
and saloons, and Dragging what ne has done
and intends to do. Intentions have never a.
yet accomplished anything, excepting the
pavement of hades. They are n. 6. IN North
Dakota. " -~-. IL. .%s&,,ss.s.fS
= That it is most remarkable fact that but
few towns and cities in Dakota can boast
of "fair 10 middling' good newspapers, while
these same towns and cities each contain
from one hundred to one thousand men who
could edit these Dakota Journals with fault
less skill and Judgment. This state of aitairs
can be attributed to the fact that nine-tenths
of the average citizens who happen 70
stumble onto a third-rate idea: which they
have never seen in their local paper, are
that the editor is go Ignorant as
declare tha, they could make better paper
than ANYBODY. They are of the opinion that
C,,o cl,oan idaa 0r thought will run q news