The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1882-06-21
PASSING SMILES.

LETTERS must be wicked things. They
Are always indicted.
MORO for the milkman--to the pure
all things are pure.
"WHAT is your ia Eorite gem, Sarah ~
Sarah replied dcmurely, "a gate" Melo'
drama.
A COUPLE Of soldiers of the Salvation
Army approached u Philadelphia bvoIicr
recently and asked: GLOW is il with
you, my friend?' 81 am short on Read
ing, replied the broker.
WEALTHY CAP" Look hcrc-bring
me some dinner, old man. The best
You've got" Restalratcur-" miner u
n Cdrtc, M'SicU!" Cad -- Cart be
hanged Dinner Ter caTi0gc"
TnEY say, otis darkest just before the
dawn" but the man who got up at mid
night to hunt for lone match on the
corner of the wash-stand can't see how it
could be any darker.
81 PUT outside my window n large box
filed with mold, and sowed it with seed.
What do you think came up?' "Wheat,
barley or oats?' "No-apoliccman, who
NlNWlN'l lli' w itlllpf' I've
1'nE discouraged collector again pre-
scntcd that little matter. "Well," said
his friend, "you are round again?"
Yes says the fellow, with the account
in his hand, "but / want to get square"
"LADrgs and gentlcmcn, said IN Irish
manager 10 his audience of thrac, Gas
there Is nobody here, III dismiss You al.
The performance of this night will not be
performed, but will DO repeated to-mor-
row evening"
A LITTLE boy entered the fish market
the other day, and scehg for tine first
time pile Of Holsters lying on the coun-
ter, looked at them intcntiy for some time.
when he exclaimed: "I'heins tho big.
gcst grasshoppers | ever seem"
WHATS mama, m9,thccggln, ambrosia and ssA
| II odor 50 fragrant in color 80 rich
Ol OMaTglTinc?
Thou'rt gulltles OF pastures aud mis-mAids' smiles
/ Th1u'It putlcss Of churning and 'iairy-maids
wiles.
/ Thourt guilty Of naught hut inscrutab-s lies,
Ole UMaryarine.
! "lF this coffee is gotten up in board
ing house style again tomorrow morning
] think ! shall have good grounds for
DIVORCE said cross husband the other
morning. 81 don't want any of your
saucer" retorted his wife, land what
I've sediment"
A FRIEND who lately called on the
Premier found him quiet, but not without
1 II CLEAN Of his peculiar saturnino humor.
at is n strange thing" said he; "but
people keep calling at this house, and
asking after NETS though l had had Il
child'
Mn. MAYLuM remarked to Erslline that
/ his physician had forbidden his bathing
at Brighton. "You arc m0iiim pro.
HjitUm," said Erskinc "But," con-
tinucd Mr.. Maylum, che says my wife
may bathc." "Ah," replied Erskine,
"she is ma'um in Sc"
"rEy dimes make one dollar" said
the schOolmustor. Now go on, sir.
Ten dollars make onc-what?' "They
make one mighty glad these times" re-
piled the boy; and the teacher, who
hadn't got his last months salary yet,
concluded that the boy was about right
The Chicago Mtcr-Occon having come
TO the conclusion thai 81 full-grown man
who throws banana pccls upon the side
walk is no Christian the Cincinnati
Commercial anxiously inquiries "Well,
what do you think Of the banana peel
that throws iull-grown man upon the
sidewalk -
WWLE Bishop Amcs was presiding over
n conference in the west II member began
TRADE against universities, education,
. etc, thanking God that ho had neyel
been corrupted by contact with college
, After proceeding shus for n few minutes
u the bishop interrupted him with til,
. question: "Do [ understand that tn,
brother thanks God for his ignorance?
, "Wcll, yes" was the answer; "yo,
y can put it in that way if You want to.
"Wcll, NIL | have to say" said the bishop
in his sweet, musical tones, sis, that thu
brother has great deal to thank Coo
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