Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-05-05
THE NEWS.

IL "a
.h;pberi's strong point is his imagi-
non He should travel as advertis-
src agent for circus.
Vowgate is still hunting for those pa-
d. which he said were in that other
Ism. 1t is a still hunt.
The London News understands that
30 rarnellites will give the policy OF
r,rl spencer a fair trial.
n.,,r Wilde returns from the Pacific
.,,r with 4 Chinese body servant. No
49, ought to object, if the Chinaman
IAN stand it,.
When the police authorities Of st.
,,,yI capture a gambler they ship him
pir,co. That is considered sufficient
punishment,
The New York Emigration Commis-
.,,.,r, are out Of funds, and there is
-.,p,rt that Castle Garden will have
/, lr closed.
The creditors of the Freedman's
sank will receive l5 per cent. in June,
india final dividend of per cent. dur
the summer.
An unfortunate sea captain has been
.-.,,,d in London for attempting sui
5e. Being an American, of course
.ry will hang him.
The It. Louis new Cotton Exchange,
.r,tei at the corner of Walnut and
,,,in streets. was formally opened yes
Inlay noon, with appropriate cere-
goniyS.
The trustees of Lane Seminary of Ciu-
.rpati. have rendered the professOrship
rschurrh history, made vacant by the
t.a:h Of DR.. Humphreys, to Rev. Thos.
nrWnt, Of Philadelphia.
Tie sales Of postage stamps attwenty-
fr. o.. the largest post-otlices in the
.unty for the quarter ending with
,rrH, show an increase of Is per cent.
.r- the same period oflaSt year.
Tn, bloody shirt was vigorously
waved for the first time in many days
the senate yesterday. Once in a long
shlr it is a relief from the monotony
J. the Mormons, the tariff and the
.gauo claims.
Wr-. Jesse James does not propose to
r--ndrr the haId-earned savings of
.s- la.r lamruted husband without
:-uggle. She even threatened to sue
Governor Burbank for his own watch,
rrntly found among the outlaws
.u>,r >iOnS.
Mr.. Vanderbilt is going to Europe
rgyt month. Il is understood that he
j., chopped enough wood to last the
lIk, during his absence, and the boys
J Ire uow large enough to drive the cows
gme nights and rake the leaves out of
Lhe front yard.
General Butler appeared inthe Senate
y.oak rooms yesterday with his hat full
pfbrirkS. and made the Massachusetts
senator, very uncomfortable. For the
momrut the Generals party affiliations
sre not known, but his bricks are al
say, well baked.
General Ben. Butler processes himself
positive that hr knows nothing Of Mas
politics or gubernatorial cam
ailatr,: but his words have no quieting
tarct upon Beacon street. The political
of that vicinagc are still all
.-og about Benjamin.
NJ. Ciarissa Raymond, Of Wilton,
ruu., celebrated her one hundrcdth
birthday last week, wearing black
attn gown made sixty years ago. Her
Liidrcu's children to the fifth genera
..u were present, two Of her Srandrhil-
.rru being grandmOthers.
The grim Lynch who is judge, jury
ud cXrcutioner, is abroad in the land.
ic never moves except under strong
revocation, and he never makes a mis-
IKE in his man. The survival of
yuch shows two things. One is the
,uriy virtue Of the popular mass. The
,h,y the criminal failure of the eXecu-
"u O.. tn criminal law.
The Governors of Georgia, Pennsyl-
ania, Rhode Island and Vermont, were
n in New York one day this week.
hey pupbaOly missed the genial COM
of those distinguished Oili-
ialS, the Governor of North Carolina
nj the GovemorofSou Carolina, but
we're not prevented thereby from saying
10 each other.
II i reported that the wife of SignOr
"A GraSSa, tenor singer and compos-
r, has cloprd with a young florist who
vas boarding in the family. The lady
; - years old, but her young blood got
he better oi her. The sunfiowers and
lies Of the youthful florist had more
harms than the pot-hookS and trills o.
he Sjgnor, and 81 she left the latter a
De- GraNSa widowtr.
They arr little particular about their
rl>- the young men of Indiana are.
Down near Lafayette young farmer,
'henrrturnng from hunting, discovered
neishbor's son promenading with his
'iiianced, with his arm around her
waist. He yelled at them. The couple
ooNed around. The girl stood still, but
he neighbor's son took to the woods.
md is now picking the bird shot out of
lis legs.
The New York IErul,Px weather
'rophet takes iSsue with VENNoR. and
declares that there are no Indications
hat We are to have a Wet summer tO,