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The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-06-04

ure to a degree that he would never see
him again.
Losing the humble clerkship lie came
to Cheyenne, where lie clerked for
Freund & Bro, in the gun store, for
Schweickelt, in the hardware store, and
for Steinberger Brothers.
Through one of our citizens, whom
the elder baron knew, an interest in
O'Brien's book store WAS purchased,
but the purchase WAS unfortunate and
the investment lost. Our adveaturer
IN Strengthened circumstances, went to
Denver, armed with letters to Governor
McCook, who made him his private sec
Rotary. McCOuk's removal drove him
to be a sherin's deputy and a bailin.
Afterwards necessity drove him to be Il
brakeman and Il section hand.
1t were wearisome to detail all the
struggles of the young nobleman, and
his severe poverty, with his fathers
steadlast severity, but by pluck and by
inward faith in himself his fortunes be-
gan to mend, and he obtained the po-
sition of city clerk for Pueblo, a place
he llled with signal ability, and o city
whose finances be set in order and
whose credit he restored out Of chaos
and depression.
While serving out his appointment
his fathers death brought him a large
fortune together with his fathers title.
And now like the Virtuous hero of a
pleasant-ending tale, plain Charlie
Jochmus" is living in 4 refined and
quiet, but luxurious, ease in Denver, q
real live baron. Being one of the plain
est and most democratic of men, he sets
little store by his rank; and while he
might return to the gayest capital of
the world, Vienna, with access to the
best society there, he prefers the private
station, believing, no doubt, with the
Duke of Wellington, that there is no
better rank than hat indicated by the
dukes saying, first Of all, | am an
English gentleman" p. :. w.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-06-04
PILEsl PlLESl PILESi
A Sure Cure Found at Last. No o.
Need Suffer.

a sure Cure round at Last. No One
Need Suffer.
A sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding,
Itching and liberated Piles has been
discovered by DIR. Williams ian Indian
remedy, called DIR. Williams Indian
Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst chronic cases of twenty-five and
thirty years standing. No n need
suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions,
instruments and electuaries do more
harm than good. Williams Ointment
absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching particularly at night after get
ting warm in bed), acts as a poultice,
gives instant and painless ralief, and Is
prepared only for the piles, itching of
the private parts, and nothing else.
Read what the Hon. j. NJ. COfinber-
ry, of Cleveland, says about DIR. Will
liams' Indian Pile Ointment: l have
used scores Of pile cures, and it affords
me pleasure to say that | have never
found anything which gave such imme-
date and permanent relief as DIR.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment.
For sale by all Druggists, or mailed
on receipt Of price.
FRANK S. HENRY Il Co., Prop's..
Cleveland, Ohio.
Be sure and askfor Williams Pile
Ointment, and take no other.
For sale by Dare Il Collins.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-06-04

Now that good times are again upon
us, it is worth remembering that no one
can enjoy the pleasantest surroundings
If in bad health. There are hundreds
of miserable people going about to-day
with disordered stomach, liver or kid
neys, when a bottle of Parker's Ginger
Tonic would do them more good than
all the medicine they have ever tried.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-06-04

Love at first sight rarely happens SO
opportunely as in n San Francisco ro-
nance. A y Tely young woman in st.
Louis haviLg the misfortune to lose her
husband, to whom she was tenderly at
tached, took her child and went back to
her old home in California. She was re-
ceived very coldly by her step-father,
and after vainly struggling TO get m
ployment, was finally turned into the
street by her mother. For n moment
she was completely overcome, but re-
Numbering an acquaintance on Bush
street, to whom she had beer introduced,
she sought the hospitable home of one
of thu kindest of women As with tot
tering limbs she was going up the steps,
her strength failed, and with n cry of
despair she fell to the bottom, with her
child closely clasped to her bosom. The
mother and child were Immediately
taken into the house and restored to
consciousness. Among the friends OF
the family who happened TO be present
was n gentleman, who was impressed
with the beauty Of the widow and the
account which she gave of her sufferings.
His sensitive heart was touched, and
before the evening closed he laid his
hand and fortune at her feet. 1t was
Saturday night. They waited until Mon
day, and then were married.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-06-04

Have you found the key to perfect
health and strength 1t is Kidney
Wort, the only remedy that overcomes
at once the inaction of the kidneys and
bowels. 1t ppri6es the blood by cleans
ing the system of foul humors and by
giving strength to the liver, kidneys
and bowels to perform their regular
functions. See displayed advertise
ment.
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The people of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri.
Nebraska, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Hi
nois. Indiana and Ohio have been VIC
TINA during the past fortnight OF the
most tsrrible succession Of storms ever
witnessed In that vast and magnificent
region. The winds have all been lorna
does of the most violent character.
which have destroyed nearly everything
With which they have come in contact.
Whole towns have gone down before
thSm. great buildings being crushed
lits eng shells and blown about like
straws. In all over two hundred per-
sons have boon killed outright, and pro-
baby two thousand injured. Awful
falls Of hail and deluges of rain gener-
ally aoeompanied these winds, and add
cd their terrible effects to those Of the
tornadoss. The destruction OF and
damage to property must be in excess
of ten million dollars, and is perhaps
nearer twenty. Thousands Of persons
every year leave that section for the Pa
clio dope on account Of these fearful
hurricanes, and that tens Of thousands
will leave this year, after their recent
sxpeSieuce, " do not doubt.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28
Posf-lHfEL1GgEOIR.


The magnificent agricultural results
achieved in the Bed River valley In
northwestern Minnesota and northeast
am Dakota have caused soch a tide OF
immigration to the favored region that
the Government lands which are avail
abls under thsspre-emption, homestead
and tree-culture acts are neatly all &C.
euuisd. A. an instance Of thsiimmense
in6ux Of settlszs, the Grand Forks land
dinrick which; covers III townships IN
- sosshsastenlportion Of Dakota, vas
561tSblished in 1880, and Of the tossi =
4s7AAo acres, only S6,s6e acres re-
49, untaksn. n:.June !, 1882. Dnr-
inc the first year, 1880, there were 1,o62.-
go ACRES taken up, and in 1881 there
we're 1,l2s,9ls i'asres entered upon.
Promising tlst sash settler took IS much
land a. hoissutitled to under the Gov
srumsnt lows, IN interesting calculation
Of the inGssass IN population can be
made.
Every sstxlee has right to either
pre-emption and tree culture claim
or the lattse IN connection with home
stead. Sash sombinxtion amounting TO
$40 acrss. Bat only ons trse-claim can
b talsn ID . section, hence there were
a423 Of such claims available and taken
In the district, each representing an in
d,yiausl. The figures, however, indi-
caHe bit ons-thi1d Of the nsw comars'
a.. after the fortunate settler has taken
his homestead or pre-emption and tree
claim, there still remains two more
quarter sections procurable under the
other ncts, Thus on the 2,l0l,l7s acres
or 1923 sections entered through the
GRIND Forks Office, there must have
been no less than 10, $50 individuals, and
allowing only three persons as the aver
ace number in settlers family, 1t IL
sesu that 8O,S07 people have found
homes in this prolific district, which
covers an area of only about forty-two
By NASTY miles, during the past two
seasons. Supposing that each OF these
10269 freehoJders has only forty acres
in wheat, total Of s,2l5,aO bushels
would be produced at twenty bushels
poY acre.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

The North Idahoans were quite elated
over Gov. Newell's telegram saying that
the Senate Committee would soon re-
oommsnd the admission Of Washington
a. q State with North Idaho annexed,
and they were not allow in displaying
their satisfaction thereat.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

The IdAbo Chnrchmdn is the name OF
. new Episcopal paper started at Lewis
ton, !. T., edited by Rev. ]. D. McCon-
Icy. The enterprise cannot possibly
pay, and the reverend gentleman will
soon learn that he has a small elephant
ON his hands,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

The drsdReA for the Panama canal
win b furnished BY contractors in San
Francisco, and the three will cost about
. half million dollars. The work on the
canal ID fairly under way, and will be
pushed more and more rapidly from
This time on.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

Pomsroy has finally secured the Gov
stsd seat Of Garfield county. TO the great
Joy Of her people and the deep woe Of
the roeidents Of Pataha.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

New lot of embroidery just received at
CLAYTON Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

Do not 60 tOa clothing, drygoods or
general store for your hats, but come to
the Puget Sound Hat Store, and select
from a large and fashionable assort-
ment, then your mamma will be pleased.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

For gentlemen only. Ladies do not
read this, but if you do (and think you
wilD why then send all your gentlemen
friends to the Puget Sound Hat Store.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

Ca. @. B. LAMBolN.-This gentleman,
nov In our city, and who is the recently
appointed Land Commissioner Of the
Northern Pacific Railroad Company, is
q native Of Chester County, Pa; Was a
farmer boy; enlisted in tho Union army:
rose to sorior Aid de-oamp un the staff
Of 0oueraI Reynolds Of the Pennsylva-
mia Reserves, and for a time served on
General Ndeade's staff of the same divi-
sion during some OF the hardest fought
battles In which the Army of the PotO-
mao enaaaDd Col Lamboru Is, from
his gonarl appearance and manner, =
man poGDonoo0 Of 6reat reserve power
uuder IA control of q wise head. His
past oGpu03onoo In positions of trust and
the prosperity Of al the enterprises with
which he has bcon connected are guar
autoo that be viii command SUCCESS in
hia new o6aoo. He made . splendid
record for himself N secretary Of the
Kansas Pacific, whore for eight years be
had charge Of IL large land grrnt. He
has boen, says tho Colorado Springs Ga.
sstte, for eight years the chief executive
ofAooe Of the asDociated companies Of
the Denver and Rio Grands road, which
were cousolidated two years ago into the
Goal q Iron company. Under bis man.
agoment this company has grown into
the laRGoDl inauntrial corporation In the
new woek. lnl074, when no took charge,
thess eosnpaniee had great possibilities,
but none were realized except in the OPP
Grafton Of the coal mines, which, how
ever. produced only . fraction Of the
coal they arc now producing. Last year
the product was u. 600 tons, to be in
creased this year 10 SOC. 600 tons. From
the iron ore lands ct the company H.
coo tons wars dipped last year. In its
blast furnace they ARP nov making 25.-
600 tous Of pig iron annually. Its foun-
dry and machine shops turned out $780,
900 worth Of eas1ines last year. Its tirst
years pro0nct a s6eol rails win b. 30.
DOC tuea 4 uailmill has been built with
q cApaaity Of 10000 kegs per annum,
and spike and bolt works with capacity
Of 1900 kegs pei. annum. Towns the
rollin0 uills q Denver. which did an
immGnGo buainses lase year. This is
only : tnlnmary Of the vast operations
Of this company, developed largely by
Col. LAnbegn's skill and ensrRy.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28
MISCELLANEOUS.

FOURTH OF JULY
CELEBRATION
S SEATTLE!
One Of the Grandest De-
monstrations ever
witnessed!
Boat Racing!
Base Ball!
Foot Races and
Sack Races !!
MUSIC AND SPEAKING.
Grand Display of Fireworks
at night
PROGRAM OF EXERCISES:
National Salute at Sunrise-3S guns.
International Base Ball match between
the Victoria and Seattle base ball
clubs. Game to be called at 3
am. at Belltown Ground.
ORDER OF PROCESSION.
FIRST DIVISION.
Marshal and Aids.
Pioneers of Washington Territory.
| Band-Colors.
Stevens Post No. l. G. A. K.
President and Orator,
| Chaplain and Reader.
Invited Guests,
Presidents.
Mayor and Common Council
| In carriages,
Liberty Car (3S Ladies and GOddess).
SECOND Omission.
Masonic Lodges,
| /. 100. F. Lodges,
Knights of Pythias,
Seattle, Alki and Columbia Lodges OF
| 40. U. w.
Washington Council, I. o. C. F..
Newcastle Miners,
Renton Miners,
Ship Carpenters and Caulkers,
| Sailors,
Seattle Fire Department,
Citizens in Carriages and on Horse back.
ORDER OF EXERCISES:
Music,
Prayer by Chaplain.
National Hymn (America) by Glee Club
Reading Declaration of Independence,
Music-Hail Columbia,
Choral by Glee Club,
Grafton,
Music-Star Spangled Banner.
PROGRAMME OF SPORTS.
Immediately after the literary exercis-
es the following sports will take place
on Commercial Street:
FOOT RACE.
100 yards. First Prize, $50; Second,
$40. Entrance, 81 50. Best two in
three.
THREE-LEGGED RACE.
First Prize, S.; Second, 81 80.
FOOT RACE FOR BOYS.
Sixteen years old or under; first prize,
IS; second, 81 so. Entrance, 25 cents.
SACK RACE.
Prize, IS.
HURDLE RACE.
Prize, SO. Entrance, 81.
(These sports will consume about an
hour and a half.)
Immediately after this on Front
Street
HORSE RACE (RUNNINa.)
First prize, $40; second, $40. Entrance
$40, twO-thirds to be added to the first
prize, One-third to the second.
ATOP. NJ.
SINGLE sCULL RACE FOB AMATEURS.
From barrel factory pier to Yesler's
wharf; prize, $40.
INDIAN CANOE RACE.
Same course; not less than five pad
dies to canoe; prize, $50.
TUB RACE.
First prize, 81 80; second, s. 50.
WALKING CREASED p0LH.
Prize, $40.
AMUsEGENrs IN THE EVENING.
Foot race, Sack race and Wheelbarrow
race.
Salute of 10 gums at Sunset.
Fireworks at $50.
Grand Ball on Plaza.
All societies desiring to take part in
the procession are requested to report to
the Grand Marshal on the morning of
July Sd.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

See Hall & Campbell. They have
houses and lots in different localities
for sale.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

Japanese parasols 121sc and upwardl
at Clayton Bros.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

, s..s - . = ana awards .'
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

Il = stranes any one will suffer from
deranesmsufs brought on by impure
blood, vhsn 6eoyillsa 6arsaparilla and
0ilNaGta, % BLOOD and LIVER
SYRUP VIII restore health to the phys
ioal organization. Il = = strengthening
oyrup. p)eannnt TO taks, and tho best
hood PURIHIER ever discovered
eaFiq9 a9oiu!s eygshlilitis disordsn.
rnaIaYias Nerves dinordsrA Debility,
HiIiouo oounplaints and diseases Of the
Heed, Hvss, KidAsyss Stomach, Skin,
Ooesst waisls for ehildIsn q Clayton
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

SALT LAKE, June 27.-George q. Can
non at the tabernacle endeavored to
prove the unconstitutionality of tho Ed
munds' bill, and rec eiyed vote sustain
ing his course. His party will return
him to Washington. it is believed, SO as
to have some connection with the
Utah commission.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28
Tannery Baraea.

CHICAGO. June ga Waushau, Wis.,
special says the Potter tannery, down
the river, was burned yesterday. II was
the property Of shoe firm in RedwinR.
Minnesota. Loss, $20.eo0; insurance,
$9O0.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

AuUURN, June 27.-Geo. Fl. Stevens
committed suicide last evening by eat
ing morphine. Deceased was promi-
nent pioneer, but late business reverses
and extravagant habits rendered him
penniless. He has lately been in Ari-
xona.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1882-06-28

MARTINS FERRY, O., June IA very
severe storm occurred here this after
noon. Several large buildings were IN
rooted, and one or two demolished.
Fruit and shade trees were much dam.
aged, hut no one was hurt.
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eAsC0s - eoV SsWbmhs
MNSEAroLB, June 37.-The 7ribane's
advioes show that the storm Of Friday
night extended over Minnesota, northern
Iowa and western Wisconsin. Al all
points the rain came down in torrents.
Al Ellent0n, Dakota, several small
houses were demolished, and passenger
and freight cars 1t dcpots were over
turned. Throughout southern Mime
sofa. streams rose suddenly. over-rsn
their banks, swept away considerable
stock and did other damage. Growing
grain in some places vas levelled TO
the ground, bat not seriously damaged.
There are reports Of loss Of life at in
terror points in southwestern Dakota
and Minnesota, but nothing authentic.
Clean up ~ the stern.
ONAHA. June &.-Sunday's storm Of
wind, rain and hail destroyed a large
amount Of crops along the Omaha and
Republican Valley Railroad. The DAN
ago TO crops in Butler county is esti-
mated at half a million dollars. Saun-
ders county crops are almost entirely
ruined. Other sections here aud there
suffered severely. ALI windows on the
west side OF houses in the path Of the
storm. which varied from five 10 fifteen
miles in width. were broken. Numer-
Gus houses wore wrecked and several
persons killed and injured. A girl and
boy were killed near Brainsrd and
their mother aud father badly injured.
A woman had leg broken at Rising.
A child Was drowned At Weston, and q
woman was severely injured and two
children killed in Butler county.
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-08

SHoRTCoMINGs.-A candid cores
pondent makes a free aud frank con-
iession of his shortcomings
accuse myself ola love Of ease.
accuse myself Of hatred for work
| confess thatI have good voice
for sleep.
accuse myself oil Throwing a quart
of ink and a box OF pens into the Sus'
quehanna river.
l accuse myself of wishing those were
all the pens and that was all the ink in
the world.
accuse myself of spending my poSt'
age stamps for cigars.
l accuse myself Of wanting to be ca
shier OF "a Newark national bank Tor
about fifteen minutes.
That is the kind of a duck am onl
/ promise to do better.
| promise myself that every day.
1 can make more promises in halt an
hour than / eau keep 10 ten years.
I can't imagine where all my promls-
es 90. Ican't keep them but am po'
si.ive nobody else takes them.
A stranger may sometimes but he
never does il again.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-03-08
Chuck Full Of Fun'

One Of the members OF the Methodist
Conference, held in Detroit, was out for
n walk at an carly hour one morning,
and while on Howard street he encOuni
cred strapping big fellow, who was
drawing a wagon 10 the blacksmith-shop
Catch hold here and help me down to
the shop with the wagon and I'll buy
the whiskey!' called the big fellow.
Il never drink solemnly replied the
GOOD man. well, you can take a ci-
Gal. Il never smoke The man drop
ned the wagon tongue, looked hard at
the member and asked: Don't you
chew9' No, sir was the decided re-
NV. You must get mighty lonesome,
mused the teamster. 4 guess I'm all
right; feel first rate.' IN bet you
even that I can lay you on your back,
remarked the teamstev. 1 never bet
replied the clergyman. Come, now
lets warm up little. 4 am IN a hurry,
said the minister well, let's take
each other down for fun, then. You
are as big as l, and | will give you the
under hold 4 never have fun,' sol
emnly replied the member. 'Nell, Im
going to tackle you anyway. Here we
co.' The teamster slid up aud endea'-
ored 10 get back hold, but he had
only commenced to fool about when he
was lifted clear off the grass and slam
med against tree box with such force
that he sasped half dozen times before
he could catch his breath. Now. you
keep away from me- exclaimed the
minister, picking up his cane. Bust
me If don't replied the teams;er, as
he edged off. whats the use in lying
and saying that you didn't have any
fun IN you when you are chuck tull oi
i. You wanted to break my back,
didn't you?'