Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-12-18
ALL SORTS.

A little Scotch boy, being told that thunder was
Gods voice, asked in surprise. "Why, what makes
him speak growly?'
With Diamond Dyes any lady get as good results
the best practical dyer. Every dye warranted true
to name and sample.
We never knew till lately how condemned sassy'a
big rooster looked at the head of political adversays
paper. 1t is not assuring 1t might be.
Dr.. Perce's "Favore Prescription is not extolled
"eureall," but admirably fulflls sngleness of
purpose being most potent specific in those chronic
weaknesses peculiar to women. Particulars in DR..
Pierce's pamphlet treaties diseases peculiar to
women, 90 pages. sent for three stamps. Address
Words Dspensary Medical Association. Buffalo, N. Y
A little New Hartford three yearold In admiring her
baby brother. exclaimed, Hes got boiled head like
papa"
healthy body is Indispensable to a vigorous mind
bilious and dyspeptic man, whose blood drags slug
gishly in his VEINS neither think clearly nor act
wisely Ayers Pills will stir up the liver excite the
stomach and bowels activity open the pores of the
system, renovate the blood and restore healthy ten
| ement for the mind.
A mortgage on a house is like woTm-hole in an
| apple. Before you know it there is worm-hole
| than fruit
Ifyour wie's health poor Are your children sickly?
Give them Browns Iron Btters. 1t will revive Them
An old fellow who has had his wig stolen several
times has to the conclusion that there is rest
| for the wigged.
Congestion in the cavaaes of the human heart gen.
orally proves fatal. 1t is necessary to restrain the
action of the heart. when any disease of its valves
manfests ITSELF All the combined research and wis
dom of man, since Adams day have never evolved
but certain for heart affections, Dr. Graves
Heart Regulator is the remedy and the only one. 81.
At druggists.
This is a hurry in earnest thought the boy. as
the old rained the blows upon his shoulders with
| lightning rapidity.
Every truth has two Sides look at both before
committing yourself to either" Kidney-Wort chal-
lenges the closest scrutiny of ingredients and its
grand results 1t has nothing to fear from truth
Doctors may disagree as TO the best methods and rem
ees for the of constipation and dsordered live
and kidneys. But those that have used Kidney-Wort
agree that it is by far the best medicine known. Its
action is prompt, thorough and lasting
1t is great misfortune not to have wit enough t.
speak we'll not enough judgement to keep silent.
ACCEPT OUR GRATITUDE" DIR. r. V. Pierce. But
falo N. Y: Dear sir-Your "Golden Medical Discov
cry" has cured my boy of fever of two years
standing. Please accept out gratitude. Yours truly
Henry Whiting, Boston. Mass.
The Ute Indians want chief. Here is usefu
hint for several lately prominent republicans who
looking for employment.
f new idea embraced IN Ely's Cream Balm. Catarr
is cured by causing discharge and cleansing. not b
drying up. The application is easy and agreeable
D,a H. Gnrro
Ely's Cream Balm has completely cured me of CT
tarrh of which have been afflicted over ten year
after trying almost every remedy recommended,
having proved effective and thorough. 81. Alkel
wholesale dealer in boots and shoes. l43 Federal St
1 Boston, Mass.
o 1t is no exaggeration. Elys Cream Balm is cul
for catarrh. hay fever and cold in head. Many CURE
have been made among my customers. No otht
: remedy has equaled the Balm in good result
A. j. 0denweder, druggist Easton, Pa.
al see," said freshman. show one can find out no
far away the stars are and their size but can't
how they find out their names.'
WHY WELcoME.-What makes Floreston Colog,
welcome every Iadys toilet table is its lasting Fl
q GRANGE and rich. fowery odor.
"lt's no use to feel my wrisi.'' said Pat when Il
i physician began feeling his pulse. 1.-THE pain is
= there, sorr, it's in my head entorely."
:, GooD ADvIcE.-You will prevent and cure t
greater part of the ills that afiict mankind in this
any section, if you keep your stomach. liver and X
d neys in perfect working ordef There is no medici
a known that does this surely Parkers Cling
I Tonic. 1t will keep your blood rich and pure. a
give you good hoalth at little cost. See other colum
81 "If man has good health, remarked some phi
s. sophcsl paragrapher sit is unfair to ask the Lord
any thing else: he ought to get it for himself
CHOICE EXTRACTS FROM DRUGaIsTs--.We kn
t. the value of malt, hops quinne bark and asparag
- composing Malt Bitters.'
:, "Best kidney medicine on our shelves
-sOur lady customers highly praise them"
.d Physicians prescribe them in this town."
THE largest bottle and best medicine
.%Our best people take Malt Bitters.'"
he Sure cure for chills and liver diseases"