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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

The ssprimer" variety of fun in
the newspapers has become decided.
" stale. Every idiot that wants to
be funny md can't, tries that plan
to show how funny he can't be.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

Burke observes that too much
idleness fills up q mans time much
more completely, and leaves him less
his own master, than any sort of
employment whatsoever.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

work, to be happy, or to suffer. He
that conducts himself to-day as he
should, may well let the morrow
sstake care of itself.n
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

When a man begins life with the
conviction that he can succeed only
Dy trlckery he is apt to end by play
ing the worst trick of all on himself.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

Those gentlemen who undertake
to smash the solid South, viii have
their hands fnll-eh!
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

st. Landry Democrat: aLet the
parish that wantsor needs the militia
pay for the same, say we.n
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

just now the country is more in
terested in small grain than in small
politics.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

Be honest and upright in your ac.
tons, and you will meet with sue
cess.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19

The key that winds up a mans
business is whiskey.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19
u. McKHLIPS.
BELLEVUE, La,

Mould respectfully call the attention Of the
w public to the fact that he has perma-
nently established Work Shop in Bellevue
where he win be constantly found after the
lst OF january, prepared to do all kinds of
Work, such as making and repairing Wagons,
Bnggies, Hacks, Carts, Wheelbarrows, stock
ing Flows, &c. He win also keep ready made
Hubs, Spokes, Felloes, Tongues, Shafts, and
everything for Wagons, Buggies, &c. All work
IN his line promptly executed. AZ
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-01-19
caddo Carriage Works.

He is constantly manufacturing Carriages
Phaetonss Ambulances, Wagons, nuggies
Carts, &c. He also has large stock 0f1Trim.
mings, Hardware and Woodwork
Will trade any of his work for good horses
mules, cattle or sheep. v20nl3
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
lBilfeSbarrc.

B9S- glpriI 1T befanntIi6 Der lest
MUnat, in ipel6em mad Der 9sfuno
beitsIebre gIuitern senoiien iperben iOa'
ten. gBer ii6 baber an bieIsm i6madi
baften S6aaltbiere na9 SerSeHSluI
laben ipil, ioIlte nidt per9eiien, bal
8 o bmann itetS einen rei6en 8orr
ratb Der beiten 9luitern bat, in iebe,
8eiie Subereitet pber aud an 8riput'
famiIien perfauft.
- @or brei Sabrsn ipurSe in 2anIai
Elm oeuti6er Sarmer 9tamsns &IippeI
ermprbet mo auf spei 8riber 9famsnS
Stadbouie ais Der Sbat psrbG6tis &c,
fabnbet; einen ertpif6te man uni
ianbte ibn auf l2 Sabre in'S 3u6t'
baus, Der anbere enttam. 2ebte @ods
tau6te Der Slii6tIins in 9inSiton auf,
mo- Ell ebemals tpobnte, unO ipurbe bon
bem friiberen 8ebGlfs. s.S6sriff Sennsn
IOfprt berbaftet uuS benz GsfGnsnib
iiberipiien, um cine Gsquiiition bes
@OuOern6rS bon 2anIas abSutparten.
gluf feline Serbaftun9 1T cine 8elobn'
un8 bon $500 8elest.
- 9llIo Der 2anaI tpirb bod aufse,
fiilt unb ais Elm 8abnbett fir bic NOr6
unb @eit Brand glienbabn berseri9'
tet. 9urob srpbe 6reube
- NicoIaus So6reiter itarb am po.
ri9en 9Onneritas I'M 9llter bon iiber so
Sabren. Der 8eritOrbsne mar Elm
alter 8irSer bon @iIfesbarre, friibsr
elm betannter g8irtb, bod mar er in
ben IeBten Sabrsn suriifsefommen unb
betrieb SuleBt bas 1ei6dft zines 2ums
penfammlsrs.
= Guspar Dieter, oeiisn 9llter pers
i6iebentli9 auf 100 bis los Sabre
aneeseben ipurSe un6 ipel6sr bebaup.
tete. unter NapUIeon bel g9atsrIoc &c,
fobten su baben, ipurbe am sSreita8
Wor9en our srpben @rmee abseruIen.
Gr tru9 SabIreide milit6riide 0ents
mtnien unb tpubte bon man6em mit9es
ma6tem Straube su erSdbIen.
- Seit bem /. 9tpril baIten bic
Sarbiere BON SaSleton ibte @eI6aite
SOnntass ssidIphen.
= Gon8rsbreprdientant scranton
O8itirt in @aibinston fir bic ginfIbrs
uns oes neutrality-suspicious. in gSiIfsss
barre, pabrideinIi6 um bier Stimmsn
fur feline INSTRUMENTATION su tapern.
- -0aB es Soc Scranton seIans,
ieinsn bieii8en 9Oitmsiiter. 8anbiOatsn
cur6Suietsn, ipolen gieIe als einen
Seipeis betrd6ten, baB er iid Bel Der
Ser6ittpabI becin8unsslps bem Ginflub
bon Cameron unterprbnen ipirb.
= Der 6Oidbrise SoIepb 8risbt in
ParIons Dersiftete ii6 am Montag nit
elmer 9pIis 9Irisnif.
- 8as man an Der aiIte Sss StiIs
len 0ieereS bapon bsntt. -Serr 9lbplpb
@IdIer, Serausseber hes ,,Stodton
Banner" in Stodtopn, GaI., fpri6t ii6
in ieinem 9latte folSsnesrmaBen bars
iiber aus : ,,Seit Ginger .3sit lit msins
5rau in SoIse beS Stillens an bsftiSsn
appfi6mer3en (unertrd8Ii6em Druid
uuf bds 8ebirn unb auf bic Ssbnerpsn), 4,
bic ii6 reseImdbis ieben MOrsen frdb
einitsIIten unb mebrere Stunben ans
bieIten. 9luf meinen Natb ssbrau6te
lie Or. gtu8uit 9Dnis's Samburser
Iropfen. gSie nit einem 3aubsr'
i6laS tpuren bereits nad ;tpeimaIisem
9ebraud, 9lbenbs por benz S6lafsn.
0eben, bisie beftisen AudIssiiter Der.
i9wunoen. 9luf ibren Wunib brinec
i9 biele Tbatiode ;ur SeffsntIi6teii
unS fam 9stpiiisnbait Or. 9lusuit
&bniS'S Sambur9er Sropfer
fir beiastes 2eibeu ala baS bUrslsli6itt
SeiImitteI allen 2eiOenbsn auf's 8stt
empfebIcn."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
SDSe @arfer Noti,en

- 9lm Donnerltag glbenb ipurbe ell
8sr1u6 sema6t, bic @Obnuns bon @
$. Sreeman, Gde bon Main unb Baib'
burn StraBen, Su berauben, bod pcr'
i6eudte bic Wa6iamteit Der Seippbnei
ben 9ieb, ete sS ibm selan9, @tipaa
auf bic Seite su idaffen.
= Sas @eIeife Der StraBenbubn
auf bieier Seite 1T tiirSIi& reparirt
ipprben.
= 8enn bic alte S6a6teI unb
mannStoae @ittib in 9pbsetoipn, mel.
DE eS ii6 sur 9lufsabe madt, anitdns
bise 2euts i'm 8Orbeigeben Su beIdim.
pfen, ni6t ibr Wlunbiperf i'm 3aume
bait, tpirb unier 8epOrter Elm StiidIein
nit 9lnsabe ibres 9tamens perbTfent'
Ii6en bas ibr unansenebm iperben
fbnnte.
= Sobn Slapin, ipeI6er Dpr circa
sipei 9So6en an Der 9riden 9oblenSebe
10 fbnere 8erleBunsen erlitt, bab ibm
beibe Seine abgsnOmmsn iperben mubs
ten, itarb am 9onneritag glbenc i'm
SoipitaI, ipo es bsbanbelt purbs; er
itanb i'm A item 2ebensiabre unb binter'
IdBt Gin Mdbden unb eineu 2naben i'm
IItsr bon reip. l5 unb l3 Sabren.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
@aDne GpnntD.

- Der SpneSSaIs 9isSerfrans tpirb
am 9Onneritas ben 20. glpriI in isiner
Saae elm srpbss @Onsert seben.
= 8i6tsr @alIer 1T nod INNER
frdntli6.
= am porisen 0littipo6 paiIirte Elm
ipeitIi6 fabrenbsr erie @misrantensua
bic Station 9adaiparen, ipel6er aus
nsun,ebn @deenIabunsen nit 9sutI6sn
beitano.
- Bon 8pnoput aus truroe Dor ei.
nisen Gasen elm Stsin mad 9aep gorl
peridiift, ipclber ii s. 6 3. brett, &c
S. 6 3. lang unb 10 3Ou bid mar
er ipps l8 Tonnen.
SIN SaiuIsp fpirS nit benz 8at
Der 96riIinssr 9lasiperfs iofort bssun
men; flnf Sauptssbdube iperben er
ridtst = zines 80 SUB i'm Auabrat
eas Spsite 40 bel 100 unb has brittle 81
bel 100 SUB; bic bsibsn anSsrsn @e
bduoe tperben fIeiner.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
4ittStpn.

- Der Gonbsnt Der @rubenarbeiter
ipirb biesmaI in Der Sdtbsr Matbsp
SaIle itattiinben, uno sipar am nd6ten
9onneritas, ben l3. 9Ipril.
= Der Stabtratb bon 9ittstcn pr=
saniIirte ii6 an NlOntaS bur9 bic
@abI bon S. 9teap gum prdiipenten,
Yt. @. Wtprris gum Sdubmeiiter unb
Yipiss Wlarfs sum SefretGr.
S. 6. MOiier 1T isbt 6ffsntIider
9iotar an Stelle bon s. y. 9olen, beIs
fen Seitaluns am %. NdrS erIpi6.
= 9ieree's ,9Isaiant gursatibs
9elets" (ansenebme 9lbfiibrpiadsn)
beusen Der Seritopfuns pbais Dor.
GinSei6loHen in Slui6en, Saber INNER
frii8. = Sci allen 9IpOtbefsrn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
SanteS 8. &apIcr, 2ada. Nue neben Dem 8Dumn9 Sars
- Gambler
Sod. ub SeiSOefen 8on9s 8eGuaaen uno SauSaerdtben

Snbaung ausitleblten geauf
Der apOlO @a9 Der better u Der eeS sic II ae mas cine 6amis 0n@
esOOnSe @ Der oiE T. orOe g Elm SO anNsn tss O Der ers
n9msa mir fs arid @ aba oas SsO Oetaui fe
Sobon auerbefe
@Oa O osen 8adn bic oatn fnS f. tonfrn 6ab f
Snubdngr 1T ngehet on Nitn
Srn9 mir bic gat sarantgeH ben otn r n sabr wS
HnO .fGi Sas SeO snEit @ ssinn Oia oen nit n
Bai4if nit sebOOen soanifrsr sT s init 0dd
nbebder Snupnne
9adpfm
b 8aibafn 9robG Sb0pHH 4Gte bdnae Sf
nbr-aHs fur $26. -
n- grsb ndt ben gas: @a4ite abare sum gspomns aus
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06

8rdiibent Irtbur bat baS bon BEL
ben Sduiern bss Gonsrefes paIiirt
9eieB, ipeIbes bic Ginflbruns Dor
@bineien perbistet, nit ieinem Setl
beIest. Sier baben bic glrbeiter eint
| Sauitratipn ;u benz 9ei6rei Der Re,
pubIitaner iiber ben S6ub Der einbsimi.
i6en Irbeit - ipie bic bnben ginfubr.
s6ae ein:is sum Sdub unb sur Se.
reideruns Der Sabrifanten bienen, ir
lit aud bic Gintpaneeruns biIiS arbeis
tsnber Gbineien gum 8siten Der giiens
babn' 0iOnopOIiiten in ben paciies
Staatsn, I'M Der tpeiben 9lrbeit 3Ont
turren3 ;u MAIDEN.
Sn Cincinnati uno anberen bebeus
tenberen Stdbten Obio's f9rsisn bic
8ierbrausr @9! un6 g8eb iiber bas
in Der 9eieBsebun9 paiiirte neue unS
peridarfte POnos8eIeB, tpel6ss cine
fait uneri6pinsIide 9iSsnssebubr auf
ale @irtbi6ufteu ieBt. Sic mb6tsn
bic Semperen;Ier am IisbIten nit Saut
unb Saar auffreien, peil Sies absr
ni6t pobI ansebt, 70 tppllen iie bieIen
Seuten ibre Sunbibaft ent;iebsn unS
mutben benz beuti6en gubIifum elm
9leideS su. 9lls mln bieIen 8pms
baiten o Der lesten Sbio StaastpabI
3u periteben CAB, lest iei eS a n
Der 3 cit benz Yiudertbum ben Gar.
aus Su MAIDEN, oa 3udten iie i'm 8eflbI
ibrer 8olIseipi6tiefsit mitIeibis bic
9l6ieln uno meinten: Sid isin oil
right !" Ssst i6einen iis snoIi9 gum
8eritanb eetommen, benn bel Der am
0iontag itattsefunoenen StabtpabI
iie9ten bic Dempfraten nit elmer Webrr
belt bon eirea 5000 Stimmen; aud
in columbus, D., ertpdbIten bic Semos
fraten bas san;e Stabttidet, nit @uss
nabme bss Staptratbes. Sn Dubuque,
Sa., unb SubiunapoIiS, Snb., parsn
bic 9emptraten ebenfalls erfpIsrei6 !;
in IeBterer Stabt ipar bas sanse beut.
f6e Sptum (tpe9en Der 9smperenfrase)
auf bemotratii6er Ssits. 9lebnIi6
Iauten bic 8eri6te aus anberen bebeus
tenben tueitIi6enStdpten.
-Rsue llsbsrI6pemmuneen iinb
entIans ces Miifiiippi 6luiie8, bsIons
bers in 2ouiiiann, aussebroben unb
bic 9lctb Der Ssipobnsr mebrt ii6.
Sap GOuIO. Der feline 53,Ooo,.
900 tpertb iein ioa unO Dor fur,em bic
erpbe 99etern Union SeIegrapbens
2inie unter ieinsn 9aumen bsfam, bat
nun in ben Ieb.en Sa9en aud nod bic
Gontrpae iiber bic Otutual Union Seles
erapb Company Su erIansen setpubt.
90 iteben oenn alio ieBt bic stpei srbbs
ten SeIesrapbsns WonpppIe Der neuen
Belt unter Der Diftatur bieisS einen
0iannes, Der BEL aasbem feinen anbern
3iped perfoIst, aIS feline WlilIiOnen Su
permebren. $50 treiben mir bin9
Snterehant m6dte es an bieIer SteIIe
aud iein, Die glbitimmuns iibsr bic
GbmeIenbia mad ben YartsiIinien fens
men Su lernen. 8ei Der S6lubabItims
muns iiber Die @binsisn.8iq I'M 8es
prdIsntantenbauie fparen SO Semofra.
ten, SO 8epubIitaner unb 8 Gteenbadsr
bafiir, uno 81 8epublitansr un6 A
9smofraten basesen. Die Demoiratsn
traten alfo, tpie i'm Senat fat iolibars
ii6 fir bic 8ia elm, bon ben 8epubIis
fanern tbaten SieS i'm Sauie berbdIts
nibmabis biel mebr als i'm Ssnat. SIM
lebteren batten 80 Demofraten un6 8
Republifaner fur Die Bill seitimmt, %
8epublifaner, l 9emofrat unb l Tins
abbGn0iser basesen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06

Srau g8m. .. 8pdman, ct. Gatba.
rines, Snt., idreibt: 8. 9. Yierce,
Buffalo, q. g.: SD babe Sbre ,,Sa.
borite Subscription" (2ieblinss.Ssrs
prbnuns), ,@oIben Ne6lcal Discovery
(soIoene meoi;inif6e gnt6eduns) uub
,gleafant gursatipe Yelets" (ansss
nebme abfiibrpiI6sn) felt brsi NOnu'
ten 9ebrau6t unb finbe mid (pas foG
id idsen p ,,tpieber neu Semadt" 1T
Der ein;ise 9luSbrud bufiir. SD mar
su einem @erippe abSemasert, tonnte
nidt iiber bas 3immsr binseben, pbne
umSuIinfen, uno msin Utaeen fcnnte
feline 9iabrunS baIten. SD ipipobl ipie
bic Weini9en butten ale Spfnuns oufs
seseben; mein baI6iser Cob idien ses
WiB. Gum Gritaunen 9Iqer Iebe i6
ieBt un6 bin i'm Stanbe, meinem 9uuss
bait pOrSuiteben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
Npffsftimme.

R. 9. 9iercs, Sd. O., Buffalo, q. q.
SD bate cine betrd6tIi6e 2uneen'
franfbeit ane mar cine 3eitIans belt.
Idseris unb in 9ebanoIune zines sIr3tes
Seine Reespts balfeu mir ni6t. 81
ipurbe idlimmer nit mir unb i4 bate
arsen SuItsn. 9a besann i6 Sbrs
,@oI6sn Mebieal Discovery" (eoIbtne
mebisinii6e GntOeduns) Su nebmen unb
iie bat mir seboIfen.
9l6tunsspOG bic Sbriee,
Su6itb Burnett, Si0SbaIe, Wli6.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
Semtral Narf SDtel.

Den Deutiden bon etranton une llmssstnb
bsrmit Die ersebent aujsee. bab i'd o6isss
eoinl ibernommen babe uno es msin Beitrs.
ben iein miro, ale @dite in ;uportommsnotr
@eie nit ben beten Grfriidungen ju bsoie.
neu. Gine arsslbabn, S1irelianb unb Sasa-
tell ittben CUR @srfiiguns 6sr @6lis.
aoit9angtr fnoen CUTE Soft uno reinIidts
pcgis ju mdbigen 8tOinauneen.
3n jabIreidem 8eiudt laoet elm
Sbas. @. 8elbert.
80 friibsr bon SauIsp.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06

- 9tuf bem Del. & Su6ion 2anaI
bat bic S6iffabrt am Montas besonnen
unb oeripri6t Der Sertsbr elm iebr Iebs
batter su iperhen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
Siite 0eutidler 8riete.
Stirb ui6t i'm SauSe .

erass bel apOtbsfsru al fur "Rough on
Rats" Gs psrtrsibt Hatien Mduis. 8nn;en.
stdfer lln8sSister 6Iie8sn, amtiisn. Snittttn.
l5 Gts. per 8og.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
@elnnhheit 1T gfeidthnul.

Or. 6. 6. @tl's 9trrsn- unb Gtbirn Sps-
,iFeum fir 6slftris, Shninesl, Strdmpfs, ntrs
pSlts aopfptb, NiseerssihIasmbtit, gtrIuif
hfs GteGttniiIts, SamfnperIut llnpsTmSstn,
unfrtipiIist Gntlrtrunstn, pprStitists aIitrn
hurh GretiIt Sslbfbtheduns, bic ;u 9ltnp,
gtrfaa unp COB fiibrt. Cine Shadtsl flrirt
ntut 6Gl.. Ssbt S@aGttl IN auf tint tinmp-
nAtlihs Sur bTthntt. Gint S6ahttl fir 81 ,
itts S6dbttIu fir IS, mad Gmpfaus efs Gtl.
bee pr pslf strfanet gBir sarantirtn pafiir,
hae lt6s ShaGitIn irstne fintn 6al furirtu.
Rd6 Gmpfans elmer Stlftlluna fir S&ab-
ttIH, bsslsiitt ron etm 9ttrast enfiir, $5, fen.
etn mir htm 4duttr ihriftlibs @ardntis, has
9tlb jurid,utrlfattsn. trtnn bic Sur erfplsIes
bItibtn iplit. Gdrantit rldhtn pcn @sbriitsr
Rahbtips, 32i eadapanna aornut, Snau.
ton, pa, aasiniss assnttu fir Srautpn, an
bic ale Srens arersiirt ptrptu icIIttu. Is
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
6cbirn unS Sfcrpen.

"Wells' HEALTH" sr6btss peiImitttI Der Groe
tir Smpotsnj Wlnaerfeit. ssitIsdhihs SdWd.
DE II. I. 10. 81 bel apOtbstsrn; gorausbe.
iablt BET GJpreb. Sl.25; 6 fur s.. Z. s.
WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. j.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
$500 Selpbnuna.

@ir jabIsn Die Obias 8tIobnuns fur irgsno
sinsn 6aa bon 9eberlsOen Dpspspiia n,r0oits
Sopfpeb. lluptroaulihteit uno getfopfuna.
ben mir nidt init 8sit's pssstnbIiihen 9tbtr.
pilsn turirsn tonnsu. iuenn Die anweiinnaen
itrtns befoIBt werbeH. Sis itno rein ptgstabi.
lid mo geben tets 3nfrispenbeit. 9eriudsrt.
6robs Sdftdsn nit 30 Yilsn, 25 9ents. Sii.
tst sud Dor Rahabmnussu. Die sdt.n iusr.
ben nur bon 9obn 6. Wet & Co., ben
Yiuen.Wahern" lsl uno 1873 @. Maoiion
Ct. Gbirago, fabrtjirt. Gin probepad,t wiro
bsim Gmpfans siller 8 Gent poimarts frti
bsriaHbt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
Gntarrh hcs 1lnterleibs

Stedsnoe, idmsBsuOs Grrsgung Der llriH.
gniia9en. frantbafte GntIserln9sn werben GU.
rirt bon "Buchupaiba." 81 bei gpotbsisrn.
gornnsbejablt bel GIprsb Sl25; fur S5.
Z. S WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. j.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06
auferu su iebsr Gasssieit.
9ripatsimmsr fur Damen unb Samis
lien i'm sipsitsn Stodperte.
Die feiniten @eine, Gbampasnsr
uno 2ianeren.
@eimh.

Cine alItinitrbtnet dlttr 5rau fam bsi sinsm
Gbtpaart Gin llntsripmmtn bti frtitr Siaiipn
trbalttu uno bat nod @tlSgsnbtit inm 9er-
hitnif auBtTbalb hes Saults. Sitrinf Rtaff,
tirtues mSstu in esr SfiIet Is. 81. na9fra-
asn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1882-04-06

al has ssnanntt 5istnfbam rirb nur aratn
Saar strtantt. u. .. Stepens,
Sbtrins amt Scranton, "a, SbufH.
f3. WaTi. 1881.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1882-06-22
Chean IeWelrY,

Every day people are besouslt. by
some auctiOneer or street vender to buy
Il valuable stem.windin@ gold watch for
$40. or diamond pin from South
America for a dime, three for quarter.
How it is possible that such valuable
jewels could be sold so cheap has doubt
less been the occasion of wonder to
! many, but il is explainable.
Tons of this cheap jewe!ly are said to
be sold every year There are whole
sale houses that do business of half q
million dollars annually. Nearly all
the jewelry they sell is worth little more
than the metal at so much a pound.
, The valuable gold watch Offered so
cheap at auction probably cost $15 q
dozen, while the diamond pins cost pos
sibiy 20 cents hundred. - g ..
I The larger part of this cheap jewelry
is made at Providence, r. l., and Attic
! boro. Mass. and the surrounding towns.
SO numerous are the factories, and so
great are their facilities for manufac-
ture, that tons of these little trinkets are
turned ont daily, and yet the. demand
exceeds the supply.
The metals used are mainly brass
and copper, sometimes singly and some-
| times combined. Some of these goods
are plated with gold, and the value OF
the jewel depends upon the thickness of
the plating and qualities Of the gold
used. ar4 s.lst' -tt 'as .ii5.lsl d
This cheap jewelry is of two grades
! that intended for wear, and that intend-.
ed only to get the money of vain fools.
In the former real cameo and other
stones are used, but in tile other stained
| glass limitations constitute the settings
! Theirare diamonds are always glass. cut
/ in imitation. of genuine stones. The
/ cheapest jewelrY is issued mainly in
/ prize packages, and those people who
! pay % cents for 3 cents worth Of poor
/ candy pay 20 cents for their experience.
A large quantity OF, the better grade
OF this cheap jewelry is worn by people
| of wealth whose vanity is satisfied with
! the appearance Of wearing fine jewels,
! by others it is worn because, If stolen,
the loss will not, be great, and unless
| they make % noise about it no one will
ever. know but that it was genuine.
| Some of the rare jewels worn by act
resses are for this reason said to be paste
| limitations of real gems in their posses
sion, but which are never shown in pub
lie. g. ..-.... .....--. ..3a.z. .,;... f......,
The worthless but f1ashy kind is worn
largely by a class who like to appear to
possess immense wealth when they do
not. Sailing under full sail of such
stuff isa sure sigh of poverty of INTEL
ISCG DIT lGiISI. -, -, (, Co. s..,i.s.ys y. ..F.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1882-06-22
Didn't Like Oigars,

While riding down town in a smok-
ing-car of the SiXth-avenue line, a re-
porter of The NeU York Star was wit
ness to an amusing occurrence. A
portly and well-dressed gentleman sat
opposite him. He was smoking Il fra
grant cigar, which he appeared to enjoy
hugely At Twenty-third street per-
son in the garb of q lady entered the
vehicle. She carried at least $500 worth
of dry goods on her person, not to speak
of her rich jewehy and the beautiful
King Charles spaniel which she bore On
her arm This striking vision attracted
the, attention. if not the admiration, of
every gentleman in the car except the
happy man referred to. He seemed to
be absorbed in his cigar and entirely OBJ
livious to tie charms Which druggists
and modistes dispense to the fair sex.
The lady gazeti'ou this imperturbable
man in astonishment. She coHghed and
sneeZed gently, but he needed her not
She arose, walked across. the Car and
opened o window near the smoker. He
would not take the hint, but smoked on.
She could stand it no longer, ard, again
arising, she walked over to the gentle
man, deliberately drew the cigar. from
his lips, and threw it through tine VIM
dow into the street.
The mans features never moved, and
he remained as quiet, statuesque, and
composed as before. Neither was the
. lady lurried. She took her seat COM
posedly opposite the gentleman, and
patted her pretty spaniel as it lay in her
lap. - .,.t
By this time Fourteenth street was
reached, the window was still open, and
the gentleman Showed signs of action.
Quick as thought he seized the spaniel
and sent it yclping into the street
through. the open window. The lady
screamed, dashed through the door af-
ter the animal, and was seen no more.
"Served her right" was the verdict
of the passengers.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1882-06-22
Locking Out the Professor.

Few boys are capable of counting all
the cost of playing tricks on the Facul-
ty" A man who knows enough to
govern a college generally Knows
enough to see when a rogue shows his
tracks.
President Carter, when formerly pro-
fessor in Williams, was noted for being
about the only one whom the students
could not lock out of his recitation
room. The freshman class, spurred on
by his knowledge, undertook to lock
him out, and, one night secured bolts,
bars, cross pieces and everything inn
3ginable, and fastened up the dcor of
his recitatior-roonl IN such 4 way that
they thought it would take at least half
q day to open it. What was their cha
grin on going to recitation after chapel
the next morning, to find the door un-
fastened and Professor Carter sitting in
his usual chair, calmly smiling.
Unfortunately, however, one of the
students had the night before left mat
in the stoVe-pipe, which commenced to
smoke as soon as the fire was fairly go
ing, so Prof. Carter ordered the students
to go to the chapel, where he would fin
ish the recitation. About twenty of
them bolted and did not go, of course q
case of direct disobedience, and they
were dealt with somewhat after this
style: Each one was required to call on
DR.. Hopkins, then President, who re-
ceived them very cordially, and remark
ed,-
''Mr. -, how is your father?''
The freshman would reply,
VERY well, | thank you"
''And how is your mother?''
The freshman would remark that she
was also well.
Well" said the President, Il guess
you had better visit them for Il few
weeks. Good-morning, Mr."
As far as heard from, it is the last
time body of students ever tried TO get
ahead of Prot, Carter,