The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-04-07
GLEAYTNGs.

The prince Of Wales, it is said, has re-
Gently taken to American whisky, and
is now addressed as Your Ryeness."
1t is said that hens can be trained to
eat potato bugs; but in that case can
anybody be trained to eat eggs or hens?
I'm the light Of this menagerie"
cried the apir. Then the other beasts
wanted to put him out
Three degrees of mining speculation
positive, mine; comparative, miner; SUI
pcrlatiye, minus.
The 'fours of habit" said the gam
bier, softly, as he dealt himself all the
aces in the pack.
Seventy American women took out
patents last year, and the most valuable
invention was scent shoe-buttoner.
Atlantic City hotels bid for winter
guests by "sun parlors" where feeble
folks can roast themselves under glass.
Mrs. Ko, the widow of Prof. Ko,
doesn't want ''to go back to the old
tyranny of Oriental CUSTOM and prob
ably will continue to live in Boston.
A marble headstone has been placed
Mt the grave Of Keats's friend, Joseph
Severn, who lies beside the poet in the
protestant cemetery at Rome.
Experience teaches that it does roll an
artist to ask him; What will you take
for that frame with the picture thrown
IMP
The difference between dog and
boy consists in the fact that when the
dog finds scent he doesn't spend it for
candy,
The widow of Balzac, nee Countess
Rzewuska, has sold her Paris mansion
TO Baroness de Rothschild, widow of
Baron Solomon-James, for 100000
francs.
..IIow 10 Become the Owner Of Your
Farm" b the name of pamphlet now
circulating in Ireland. The agitatorS
think that the easiest way is to shoot the
landlord. nu
Cleveland editors are developing a
genius for nicknaming. Thus the Penny
Press man speaks of the Leader as the
Follouer, while Mr.. Cowlcs retorts or
his small adversary by clubbing it tn,
Penny Pus.
A California paper says that wild geese
"swarm like bees' around Washoo lake
New. The smoke-stack of passenger
engine the other evening knocked tire,
fat old ganders out Of flock that wa
flying across the track.
The trade in sheep pelts in Los An
geles county, California, is very livel,
OF late. the prices varying all the wa,
from 10 cents to Sl.25, according to thu
amount of the wool and the grade o
the defunct sheep, 60 cents being a fail
average.
Aplay.bill dropped from the CALLER,
Of the volks theater, Copenhagen, tool
fire from gas-jet inits fall, and, alight
ing on lady's head, burned Off he
bonnet and nearly all her hair bcfor
the flames could be extinguishcd.
A rattlesnake confined in cage 70
eleven months shed its skin four times
ate sixty rats, and, although it had &C
cess 70 a tank Of water, an apparatu
prepared for the purpose proved it ha
never drank drop. .8
The Springfield Union thinks that in
stead of fitting out expeditions to dis
cover the North Pole, and to suffer hard
ships in Arctic seas, il would seem NOR
wise and sensible TO tindout some thing
wedo not know about our own country
Ex-senator Thurman appears to b
the most joyial and contented Of the r,
tired statesmen. He laughed report,
out Of his room in New York the otht
day, saying that he really knew no MOI
about politics than his friend, job
Smith.
A distinguished Spanish physician, d
Olive, after long term Of close obse
walton, gives IL as his opinion that Dow
dered cobwebs when taken in tw,
gramme doses, will cure the most obs,
nate cases Of malarial fever. To nal
cobweb powder, clean the cobwebs, d,
them In the sun, and pound them in
mortar. One gets thus an ash-brov
powder insoluble In water, and hard
soluble in alcohol -