The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-11-18
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BLACK SHEEP.
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL?
Say, OLD ~sUNFLowER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP

Say, OLD ~sUNFLowER, what. is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Calling guns?
Why. OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with MusH
and then discharging them.
Yes, OLD PICKLES, the L MAN is So foolish he
Why. sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
shop THE OLD HOUSE, not the HOUSE THAT JACK
in: and that he had some OLD CURIOS, an old carriage
he had bought part Of the OLD CHINESE THEATRE.
and bad procured lots of Chinamen's TAILS to have OH
Yes. OLD PICKLES. that's SO; but you see THAT cream
wouldn't chnrn,' 50 he has got in a new role. after the
He has been heating round the BUSH, but got nothing.
Yes. OLD PICKLES. he has been at that for the last
six years; bnt y! y9i rS see ms g : a - IS n up Tor The hs k II has
he says the Government has been FLEEcED enough; it
has no more heeres to spare without equivalent given
t - m " come 70 him him IA lie has @s cot 4 fine 10, OF Of MORENO ORES
JAMS, jnothing to do with those ranrrods that L spoke OF
in the ." Lsst supper y but the real article from Lanai
can have a fleece of his own. If GO WEST buys one Of
s ss fs e I1T fo e n t s'p Fo ! IN RoT : and M other A diseases a. Si to
which sheep are subject For his benefit 1 would recon-
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
The preparation ss given above should be diluted with
warm water before being applied to the animal, aud it
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
we ssTa o theS h sTSF F. e5lmH 10 1 get saw Sne Mr. sFi Paty riding in a
beautiful wagonuCtte last Friday. Well. sir, 1T is one of
the most elegant carriages 1 ever saw. Where did Mr..
Patty get that carriage from,
Now. look here. Did PICKLES, you can't come any of
your smart tricks on me; you know very well that all
those nice jobs come from the Government Factory"
ON King street; that is the BOSS STREET and the BOSS
SHOP.
Say now. OLD sUNEaoWE Mio let, talk sense, Who
what, for my BODY BUILDER L have got a little
fellow from Louisville. Kentucky, who can discount any
Now. OLD what are you giving usl
What has become OF that young man that made bodies
snd Hartshorn,
o. he has gone up town. to work for that man on Fort
street
, , on p, :, yes 1oa t .4s. s dIb g sH&rI EdGqt think he will ever be
No, 1 think not he has got a tape-worm. I never saw
a man yet 0tE get sI fat that I ,sih had tS One OF Of then %aS 5h bSwS N THE
SWAN VAN van 9e msE Es T om p thinR g.,
OLD SUN. he told me he had the best painter in the
Did you believe him,
had no reason to disbelieve hira.
Who did he tell you he hadl
Yes. Did he tell you he had +, II. Harrioon9 We'll,
Now. OLD sun, none OF your soft soap. Who is he
to work fort
Why. he is with me.
/ do. OLD PICKLES. Go West gave him such a good
nam and vt told H., people / that ss,t he Nv was s,t the s,E best workman Sons man
Kings work, and the King would have nobody but him
So you went for him and got himl
We'll, OLD ~sUNFLowER what has become of the
Green Harp =" painter you had some time ago?
&Aat Dennis
What, the Irish Agttator
Yes. that is the man.
why, what in the world did he leave you forl
o! he did such awful painting for me. 1 had to let him
go. Why. his painting was done so horribly it used to
scare horses; so 1 thought the most quiet way was the
best Let him go West;
Who do you mean. STEIN?
That is the man; I thought go West got him
One Hund6ed Dollars bonus, but he did not get it. and 1
. Then YOU have got all of those workmen?
YOU BET This go West business l must explain, to
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
the tasS New m s0rt to T = q" Vests Re T Wed. to this gI Ge Vest sdyto va. to Ii all
ing down in Nova Scotia. and it was with him as with an
old man was well to do in this worlds goods. but never
went to church whilst the old woman was s9pewhat in
ting up in their teens. and the old woman thought they
man to go to church and let the GALS get in Society, that
they were approaching womanhood; ana II they did not
made an impression ON the old man. and he consented to
time, the old man was not very anxious about it, Finally
they got started, but on the way the old man says,
Mother, 1 have not been in the church since We were
married. SO 1 think the old dominic will make some re-
old fool. the dominic may not know that we are in the
church: Well now old %oman; you have your way
usher seated them all right, and the two GALS; but tho
Kept eyeine the old man. and the old man dropping his
head. hnaly the old dominic in the pulpit rose up. open
ed his hymn book and commenced to read, thusly, " Re-
turn ye hanson, Sinner Home" The old man rose up
this" But the old woman insisted that he didn't mean
them" All" says the old man; :" there are no other
Is II MS IA " 1Au 4 lbOI It VI u L III { /
hoist that in" So home they went and haven't been TO
church since. This is q parallel case with that of Go
West. That young man was a reader of the Tribune, and
he saw the /" go West" in il, so be got up aud got, and is
now in the Swamp.
Well, OLD sun. that is quite q comparison, but no
about that Old Junk Store?
Well, OLD PICKLES, l anu worried with you,
Have you any objections to being called SUNELOWER2 I
Not at all, OLD PICKLES, on the contrary 1 think It IS
quite a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar. poet and
the Lily the most prominent places in the Floral World;
the Lily for it's purity and delicacy, and Sunhower from
it's resembling to the Golden Orb OF Day. 1t is inmate
rial to me whether 1 am dalled a Sunhower or a Rose.
The Rose by any other name viii smell as sweet"
Woll, just once more, OLD sun, have you any
CURIOSf
Not many. OLD PICKLES.
Give us n few, OLD sun.
Well, have q shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, a tooth
from the mouth of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
Head, lhst comprises my principal stock of CURIOS.
How is that, OLD PICKLES?
Quite sufficient, OLD sun.
Well, OLD PICKLES, I have a lot more, but it is get
ting late, and time is money. still l ought to say some
thing more about that Go West notice in the papers, and
would do SO, if il were not so soft and silly. 1 thought
that iIocos- pocus-rhincus would have done better for the
amount paid for it.
Now, just another question, OLD sun, have you any
thing to say for yourself?
Yes, OLD PICLES, i might say Il great deal. but l
don't want to hurt the feelings OF the OLD MAN IN THE
MARSH, so l will merely add that if you know any per
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trim
med or painted. or who wants anything in the saddlery
line. or who requires iron work or horse shoeing, send
them slong to the
Pioneer Shops on King Street,
where all such work is done III the best manner and on
the most liberal terms.
All kinds of tools and machinery for well-borins. and