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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
HEALTH IS WEALTH
Health ef Body Is Wealth Of Mind
RADWAY'S
Sarsaparhlian ResoIvent.

Pure blood makes sound flesh strong ho,s -.
clear skin II you would have your resh a.. ~
your bones sound, without carries and your ra,
plexion fair, use BADWAY'S SUSCEPTIBILITY
kESOLvENT. 'AS
ordinary medical properties essential 10 nr,,,
repair and invigorate the broken-dovn and 49,
body-QUICk, PLEASANT, SAFE and PEPssa
NENT IN its treatment and cure A.
No matter BY what name the complaint n,,x -
designated, whether be ScrOfula. ConspT1-s, -
Syphilis, Ulcers, Sores, Tumors Boils FrTsiRHs-oN
or 5atRheum diseases Of the Lungs Eiioa-N
Bladder, Womb, Skin, Liver, Stomach or Bo1-siias
either chronic or constitutional, the virus ~ ~
disease is In the BLOOD which supplies the Fas,s
and builds and repairs these organs and ,rss,al
tissues OF the SYSTEM II THE blood ia pnbser,sssa
the process Of repair must be unsOund = ~
The SRSAPARILLIAS RESOLvEST not onlv q,
compen9ting remedy. but secures the harmonio,.
action or each Of the organs. II estshiis1ass
throughout the entire system functional harrno-Ss
and supplies the blood-yessels with a nTre ~
healthy currens OF new life. The skin 49, -.
few days use of the Sarsaparillian, beconss -.
and beautiful Pimples, BlOtches Back Sn,,s -
Skin Eruptions are removed; Sores and I7csrs,--
cured Persons suffering from ScrOfua, Ern5,i,a
Diseases q the Eyes, Mouth, Ears, Leys Pr,
And Glands, that haye accumulated and sn-asf
either from incurred diseases or mercury ~ -
the use OF Corrosive Sublimate NAV rrlY n,r, - Z
cure II the Sars2parllan Is continued a an iirs,-
time 10 make is impression on the system
One bottle contains more Of the Active ,-,,.,
Pies Of Medicines than any other Prepararon
taken in teaspoonful doses, while ofhers reoni-.
ave or six times as much
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
Work of the L. 5. Fish Commission.

Some extensive shipments of young
shad end herring were recently made by
the Fish Commission from Washington.
One million shad and two million herring
were sent TO Austin, Texas, where they
were placed in the Colorado River; three
hundred thousand shad to Farmville, Va,
TO stock the waters Of the Appomattox;
three hundred thousand to South Carolina;
three hundred Thousand to the Rappahan-
mock RIyeI; and three hundred thousand
TO the Upper Potomac, at Harper's Ferry.
The young fish were transported in closed
tin pals, each holding from twenty thous-
and to twenty-five thousand fish. The
Quantlco fishery, which has just been dis
continued, the shad having moved further
up the river, netied alone over three mil
lion shad and sixty million herring. The
Fish Hawk, the government vessel sta.
toned at Quantlco, under the command of
Captain Tanner, goes to the SusIuehanna
fishery, just below Havre de Grace Up
TO the plesent time there have been shipped
this year and deposited about six million
shad. The work of the entire season will
probably embrace the distribution of nearly
eighty million shad and countless millions
of herrings.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

France Is probably foremost In pract
cally nnparting TO her youth technical edu
cation. Nearly ten years ago a school wa
established IN Paris where children nc
under II years of age were taught cab,ne
making, iron work, wood and metal turn
iug, modelling and engraving on wood and
stone. In England, as well as IL France,
although technical instruction Goes not
form part Of public school education.
there are establishments founded for that
purpose, and considerable nvaIry exists
between cities and towns to locally secure
these Institutions.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

1T is said TO cost less per pound to raise
turkeys than TO raise chickens. You can
not raise fine, large poultry from small, ILL.,
formed hens, no matter how large the cock
is. 1t is true that tie cock has the greater
influence in determining the external points,
but the size and weight depend mainly on
the hen. Tie brouze turkey is the largest
aud hardest of its species, and VIII give
better results at the close of the season
than any ether. 1t should be, therefore,
as it Is, the favorite. in breeding this
magnificent fowl caie should be taken TO
procure large birds o: suIfBble age. The
Older the better, up to three yesrs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

Experimenting upon dogs, NJ. Leven
has found that coffee produces anaemia
of the stomach and retards digestion. Its
habitual use must, therefore, lead to Gys-
pepsis. Continuing his experiments, NJ.
Leven has become convinced that sugar
acts powerfully in aiding digestion, and
he freely prescribes Its pse in cases OF dys.
pepsia- From these experiments he draws
the practical lesson that the infusion of
coffee should be sufficiently sweetened to
stimulate the secretory function, and thus
assist digestion.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
What Ais Noug

Is 1t disordered liver giving you yellow
skin or costive bowels; which have result
ed in distressing piles or do your kidneys
refuse to perform ther funcuonsl II SO
your system Is clogged with poisons- Take
a few doses OF Kidney-Wort and you'll
feel like new man--nature will throw
off every impediment and each organ will
be ready Tor duty. Druggists sell both the
dry and liquid. id.-EUansUiit Tribune.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
Don't Want a Plaster.

said sick man to druggist. cant you
give lie something to cure met" His
symptoms were a lame back and disorder
ed urine and were sure indication of kid.
ney disease. The druggist told him to use
Kidney Wort and III a short tune 1t effect.
ed complete cure Have you these
symptoms Then get box or bottle TO-
day-before you become incnrable. 1t is
the cure; safe and sure. -Knoruiile Re
publican.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
HUMOROUS.

A POLITICAL firt : 81 say, pa" said
young hopeful at breakfast this morn
ing: what do they mean when they
talk about political fiirt?' "A politi-
cal flirt, my son, is despicable kind of
man who goes from one party TO an
other for the sake of Office. Why do
you ask?" "Oh, nawthin' much. Only
up to the store last night they said you
was the meanest political flirt in these
parts, and ] thought at the time it
wasn't much of compliment. Anoth-
er cup of coffee map" Don't you give
1t to the impudent scamp" screamed
the old gentleman $50 away from the
table, sir. I'll teach you-you-you. 3"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

If you experience bad taste in the
mouth, sallowness or yellow color OF the
skin, feel stupi1 or drowsy, appetite un-
steady, frequent headache or dizzlness, you
are ''bilIous," and nothing will arouse
your liver to action and strengthen up
your system equal to DIR. Pierces ''Golden
Medical Discovery" BY druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

Nervousness, and all arrangements of
the nervous system, are usually connected
with diseased condition of the blood.
Debility is a frequent accompaniment.
The first thing to be done is to improve
the condition of the blood. TnIs is ac-
complished by taking VEGETiNE. 1t Is a
nerve medicine, and possesses a controil-
ing power over the nervous system.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

A SURPRISE A letter mailed in 1853
was recently found behind shelf IN
country post office and forwadred to its
destination. 1t was addressed to a
young lady and contained a marriage
proposal. When the lady read it she
looked pleased and exclaimed, " Law
me! l didn't expect to hear from
John so soon. But what wonderful
thing is the fast-mal service"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

Lydia E. PIDkhaIn's great Laboratory
Ly ND, Mass, Is turning out millions Of
packages OF her celebrated Compound
which are beng sent to the four .lnds
ard actually fnt their way to all land:
under the sun and to the remotest confne:
of modem civilization.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
S2OO.OO REWARD.

VIII be paid for the detection and conviction Of
any person seuing!!or dealing in any bogus, coun-
terfeit or imitation HOP BTTTERs, especially Bit
ters or preparations with the word HOP or HoPs IN
their name or connected herewith, that is intend
ed to mislead and cheat the public OF for any pre-
paration put in any form, pretending to be the
same as HOP BITTEEs. The genuine have cluster
of GREEN HOPS notice this printed on the white
label, and are the purest and best medicine on
earth, especially for Kidney, Liver and Nervous
Diseases Beware Of all others, and of all pretended
formulas or recipes OF HOP BrTTEEs published in
papers or for sale, as thsy are frauds and swndes
Whoever deals in any but the genuine will be
prosecuted. Hop BTTTEKs MFe. Co,
Rochester, Y. 7.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
RADWAYS
Regulating Pills :!
Pe7ect TOCdfTrsS. -OOTrf7iG 4 7r1sfirS. 4 'f filf
out Pam, 4 AIirdbS RsiiutJe aud NGflG a. ~
their CpsT'Gf!JHL
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.

Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated wi!h sweet
gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and sirene
then
RADwAy's Pills for the cure Of al Disorders q
TIE Stomach Liver, Bowers, Kidneys, Bladder.
Nervous Diseases. HeaCiache. Constipation, COS
uveness, Indigestion. Dyspepsia, EiuC-ue>s,
Fever, Inflammation Df the Bowels. Piles. EHd ii
arrangement Of the Internal Viscera- Warranted
70 effect perfect cure. Purely vegetable, c0l-
tanning no mercury, minerals, or deeTerCus drugs
u Observe the following symptoms resulting
from Diseases OF the Digestive organs; CluSfIFa-
ton Inward Piles, FullneSs OF the Blood N TIE
Head, Acidify of the stomach, Nausea, Heartburn,
DISCUS: Of Food, Fuliness or Weight in The SO
mach, Sour EructatlOns, sinking or Fluttering n
the Heart, Choking or Suffering Sensations when
in q lying posture Dots or Webs before the S.gEt,
Fever and Duh Pain in the Head. Deficiency u
Precipitation, 1ellOwness OF the skin and Ey-s,
Pam In the Side. Breast and Limbs, and Suddea
Flushes of Heat, BuFning of the Flesh
few doses of RADwAY's Pills Will free tas
system from all the above-named disorders
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

The Gasometer of the greatest height
and the largest capacity is in the possession
OF the Sonth Metropolitan Gas Company,
London, Eng. The inner lift is 2OS feet
diameter by 50 feet 6 inches deep; middle
lift, 2ll feet diameter by SO feet inches;
outer lift, 2l4 feet diameter by So feet,
thus having total height of l59 feet 8
inches.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

Pure cod liver oil. from selected livers,
on the seashore. by Caswell, Hazard & Co.
n. \. Absolutely pure ana sweet Pa
tients who have once taken 1t prefer it tc
all others. Physicians declare 1t superior
to all Other OILS.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Soap, made
by Casweil, Hazard & Co.. New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

PROFESSIONALLY ruined ''Yes," said
the doctor, I'm wretched, absolutely
miserable" Whats the matter.
"Why, predicted that Gallagher could
not live anyway and here he's gone and
got well. No, 1 haven't any personal
feeling that L want Gallagher to die, but
there's my reputation ruined.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

MAHoMET says: "He who will not
blow his own horn shall go with it un-
blown" But we say: "Blow not thy
horn too loudly, lest thine enemy say,
behold he is like an empty vessel which
maketh a great noise but containeth
nothing of value"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

The Fort Wayne shops OF the Pittsburg,
Fort Wayne and Chicago road have just
turned cut an enormous locomotive, the
weight of which is given as follows: En-
gine, separate from tender and without
fuel or water, 73. 700 pounds; tank. empty,
%, 400 pounds; engine. loaded, 80, 800
pounds; tank, loaded, As 900.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

81 SUPPOSE you have heard that Nine.
b. is dangerously ill?'
"You surprise mel 1 thought it was
only.a trifing indisposition.
Pardon me: had it directly from
her son-in-law."
"Oh, he always looks on the bright
side of things"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

THE head of the large business firm
in Boston, who was noted for his keen
ness in discerning character, was seated
at the desk one day, when ayoung Irish
lad came up and took off his hat, smil-
ing.
.'Do you want a boy. sir?'
Mr.. j. looked at him.
81 did not minute ago. But l do
now, and you are the boy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
Mords are rot sufficient.

SO LAFAYETTE ST.. BROOKLYN, n. Y,
July 10th, 1s79.-H. Ii. WARSER, & Co:
-Sirs-I can find no words sufficient to
express my gratitude for having been res
cued from the horrors of Brlght's Disease
by your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure.
john CALDWELL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

A LITTLE girl, nine years old, and
who had got piano and organ some
what confused in her thoughts, was ta-
ken to church to hear the services.
Her father was the preacher, and she
evidently thought he performed all ser
vices, for when asked. "What did
papa do?" she replied, He preached
and pray'd and sung, and played on the
peorgan. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

Carboiine, a natural hair restorer and
dressing. as now improved and perfected,
is pronounced by competent authority to
be the best article ever invented to restore
the vitality of youth to diseased and faded
hair. Try it. Sold by all druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

IMPOSSIBLE II hear Mr.. Griffin has
the pneumonia" said Mrs. Budd, who
was calling on Mrs. Potts. 'Well, 1
don't believe it," retorted Mrs. Potts,
''he's too mean. If he has any monia
at all it's an old or secondhand one"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

LOVE i'll Connecticut: "Then you are
paving attention to old Grinders daugh-
ter, are you, my son?" ''Yes, mother !;
l have waited upon Miss Grinder some
what. She's nice sort of girl. Fathers
got money" Precious little good that'll
do you, my son. He's the closest man
in these parts" but you know, mo-
ther, he can't live forever, and"
Don't you be too sure. I've known
old Grinder for forty years, and he
hasn't died yet" This set the young
man to thinking
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

LAWRENCE, my DEAR" said his wife,
wreathed in smiles, 81 wish you had
been to church this morning. Mr..
Jones was very interesting when he
prayed for the absent ones" "Well,
that accounts for it then / haven't
caught such string of fish for year
as l did this morning."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
If you are Ruined,

IN health from any cause, especially from
the use of any of the thousand nostrums
that promise so largely, with long fictitious
testimonials. have no fear. Resort to Hop
Bitters at once, and In a short time you
will have the most robust and blooming
health.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
RAILWAYS
READY RELIEF

n from one 10 twenty minutes never fail, n n.
lieve PAIN with one thorough application: pom.,
ter how violent or excruciatins the pain the Rh-n
matte, bed-ridden, ln1Fm, Cuppled, Nervous. Ne1.
ralgic or prostrated with disease NAV surer par.
WAYS READY RELIEF Will afford instant ease
Inflammation or The EtcReys. Inflammation n,
the Bladder, Inflammation or tle Bo,reis. Cog.
Gestfon or the Lungs, Sore Throat. ID i-7sr
Breathing, Pdlpftdtio1s or TIE Hart H5,Sisrics
Group. DfDhltheTtG. CGtLTTh, Iarllsi.zq. Hs1f'
ache, ToOthdche, Neuralgia, Rheumatism Goa
Chtlls, Ag1te ChiiLs, CnflblGfTls and Frost-5i,ss
bruises, Summer CO1nplGfJlts, NeT-yOqtsnsss
Sleeplessrless, Coughs, Gods Sprdfrls. PqfNs 4,
TIE chest, Back, or Limbs are iT.Sr1rt, rell1ust
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

A LADY put her watch under her pill
low the other night, but couldn't keep
it there because it disturbed her sleep.
And there, all the time, was her bed
ticking right underneath her, and she
never thought of that at all.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

MOUNTAIN whiskey Is pugnacious !;
Cabinet whiskey, loquacious and senti-
mental; b. select maudlin and laehry-
nose; court house and cross-road
whiskey-one drink, a propensity to
swear and whip somebody; two drinks,
pistols and bowie knives, three. mad
ness and running a-muck four, death
and damnation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

INTELLIGENT, said the butcher,
''tha dorg o. mine was the most intelli-
gent critter that ever travelled ON four
feet. Why, when he committed suicide
he did it by jumping into the sausage
machine, so as to save me all the work
he could.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
.Epioy your Life-

is good philosopy, but to do so you must
have health. If bilious and constipated,
or blood is out of order. use Dr. Pierce:
pleasant rurgstIve Pellets" which are
mild, yet certain in their operation. or all
druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

The case altered ''Poor little thing,
said Mrs. Shuttle. ''Here it tells i'll the
paper of a baby seal that lost its mother
and went swimming in the great Pacific
until rome kind sailor picked it up. It's
real touching little story" well,
you needn't feel bad about it. 1t wasn't
the kind of seals they make fur cloaks
FROM said Job Shuttle, gruffiy. ''Oh,
then it don't make SO much difference"
and she turned to review the marriage
and death notices.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

AGRICULTURAL A fellow must SOW
his wild oats, you know" exclaimed the
adolescent John. YES" replied An
ME, 'but one shouldn't begin sowing so
soon after cradling."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

A London medical officer, DIR. G bbor,
is authority for the statement that tie Jews
of London average twice as long a per1od
of life as the Christians. Pulmonary con-
sumption and scrotula are almost unknown
among the Jews of the metropolis. Their
children seem to suffer less from disease
than do those of the Engllsh and Irish Gen.
tiles in nelghborIDg localities
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
A Bonanza Mine

of health is to be found in DR.. X. v.
Plerce's ''Favorlte Prescription" to the
merits of which as remedy for female
weakness and kindred affections thousands
testify.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

An Irishman while at work on the
Illinois and Michigan canal was taken
very i'll, and while the doctor who had
been called in was examining his patient
his sympathizing friends who had gath
cred IN were anxiously watching the
doctor. Finally wishing to examine his
tongue, the doctor told him to open his
mouth. A jocular lrishman, seeing him
looking intently into the sick mans
mouth earnestly asked "And how
ould might he be?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

The appropriations of the British gov
eminent for scientific purposes this year
include $4,000 10 the Meteorological
Council for furnishing weather forecasts
to newspapers without cost The same
liberal patron of science will be called
upon to contribute $75, 900 to defrsy the
expenses of observing the transit OF Venus
In December.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

JOKE for wash-day Mistress why
didn't you answer the bell, Mary?"
Mary Faith, mum, didn't We tell me
We had ringing machine?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28
Kidney Disease.

Pain. Irritation. Retention, Incontinenca.
Deposits, Gravel, etc, cured by -.Buchu-
Palta." II. Send for pamphlet to E. s.
WELLS jersey City, n. ].
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

A DEAR old mother: "My dear son, -
exclaimed old Mrs. .Junkins last evening,
II wouldn't go ont without something
over me. Put on your cardamon jacket
or you'll ketch your death of ammon-
ia"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

DANGER ahead: Before going toy war,
pray once; before going to sea, pray
twice before getting married, pray
three times.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

New rich blood, sending health to every
fibre of the system, is rapidly made by
'Dr. Lindscy's Blooi Searcher.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

1T will cost seven millions to crown
the Car, and the Norristown Herald
considers this expensive when the Nihi-
lists are ready to put head on him"
for nothing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

MAN with felon on his hand is en-
titled to sympathy, How much more
the keeper of the State prison, who has
q great many.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

rs fact that can rot be denied, that
for headache, bilIousness, fever and ague,
etc, Sellers Pills. have no equal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

WE are told that the ancient Egyp.
tians honored a cat when dead. The
ancient Egyptians knew when cat was
most to be hOnored.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

CLASSICAL When AJAX detied the
lightning it was just after an inhiction
of a lghtning-rod agent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

WHAT is the difference between fool
and looking glass? The fool speaks
without rejecting and the looking glass
reflects without speaking.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

A LADY says a good lawn dress should
wash well. What else is a good laun-
dress fit for?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1882-06-28

BLIFFERs says he has bang-up pic
ture of his wife. She had her hair
done up in the latest style before going
to the photographers, which accounts
for her success.