The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-12-24

among fine divided repubIioans. I thu
are taxing stock of the situation, and
bordering over the conseouel oes Of
1ne mouse divided against itself. The
caDinet mas got out of its swaddline
ciotnes: It appears in short dresses
Inc DAoy ls more healthy looking
anu may become bouncing, if not iii.
treated By its parents.
Colonial questions promise IN cat
OUT IN Interest. a form OF oath
destined to please materialists. and
onend the religious; the revision If
sne constitution in the sense of not
leaving portion for museum: The
passion br iaicising public edi6ees.
Gemeseries, courts and cross roads.
M. De B1azZa has won ali along the
line; ne has presented the CONGO to
france, ana that merits a few
oanquets, some gold medals. and
much sctt sauder. Stanley ia
forgotten, because de Brazzs annexes
the natives by love and the tricolor.
STANLEY by Remington rifss and the
flags OF all nations. We are now
going IN for Madagascar, as queen
I'll, declines, without thanks.
the conditions which won King
Makoao-liberty, equality fraternity.
Il is for the powder now TO sneak 40
it did in 1929 and I845,
Having failsd to realize the dreams
Oh Duplex in Hindostan, due to
Gives forsaking the desk for the
tented Held. France intends making
up for the loss, By annexing Tonkin9
-"She Oriental Poland" demanding
70 De eniranehised it seems from tae
Russian AMMAN. Some millions of
frances will be voted to make free
men OF these naaf relatives Of the
healthier Chinee. It is to be honed
French merchants viii know the
commercial wants OF the natives. and
not initiate the blunder, which ORC,
sh'ppsd rice to Saigon, equivalent 90
Goals TO Newcastle or as Of Old. owls
to Athens. 50
we would te lonely now without a
good robbery. Soma time ago.
women claimed to discover trsaenrs
IN the plains CT ST. Denis, By her
OWNING rod: che captured the belief
OF many respectable persons, among
others, the Canon of the Cathedral Of
81. Denis. As proof of Der success,
the robbers broke into the hottest of
the holes OF the cathedral. s few
nights ago, and carried off choice
artistic religious jawellry =
gn'tea the sacriatry. Margercy
Is proprietor OF the excellent
restaurant next the Gymnase
Theatre: he is a remarkable man. as
he has five bullets in his bodv. Of
which two IN his head, and lodged
there by an sngry waiter. Ma-gerey
claimed to have recovered, by re!us.
ing permission to the doctors to
probe" him, that he ranked ss
spermaceti for an inward bruise
Well, Margerey served canned pari-
ridge, to clients, who could only eat
CABBAGE when 90 accompanied outside
the game season Prohibited frnit
not the less say the judges. and that
migAt induce preachers to make up
game IN tins. remember, that the
adversarles ofThiers accused him of
the capital sin OF using the good
things OF this world, when not in due
season, at his state dinners. A pclioe-
man killed his child by cruelty
beating it: he bafled detection, as the
neighbors saw man making Of in
civilian dress after the crime. The
father was ordered to put ON his
private clothes, and was at once
identified. One Eugene on the eve
OF being married, was taking a walk
abroad with his .15Gnc'ee: he was
socasted by a smart yong fellow, who
accused him of deserving the girl he
had seduced and her child: then
applying a whip, lacerated Eugenes
lace, one blow carrying away the
neither lip. The aggressor coolly
asked to be arrested: at the police
Office ne took off coat, vest-pataloops
even, and there stood, the Maiden
mother in all her charms. Cow
hiding is an improvement on vitriol
throwing, or placing dynamite
cartridge in wicked bachelors bed
room stove. The latter might in
v9lVe the happiness OF bridegroom
or Philemon and Bsucis.
There is q good deal OF human
nature after all in republicans; they
love decorations. as the late ambas-
ssdor to Madrid, Andrienx, testifes;
they have a veritable rage to serve
their country-when paid, and create
offices to allow of tho exercise of
patriotism in such a condition.
Among other plans for milking the
state COW, is that for allowing fees to
all classes of iurymen.
at Constantine (Algerial. a soldier
stepped out of the ranks and fired at
the commandans; the latter returned
the attention With his revolver, by
killing the assassin on the spot.
The delegates OF the English
Trades Unions. for securing The exc
cution OF the Channel Tunnel, ought
to make converts at home; here thew
are only forcing sn open door. NJ
tunnel, but good feet for old John.
| An English tourist demanded a
TICKET at the Theatre Francois: 9 Fol
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