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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

10" Why. Mr.. Smith. where did
You get that nice furniiure? Nv how
nice II looks! and Oh! how il shines
Where did Won get II n
"Why. Mrs. Brown. got II at Alie-
Brothers,. Of course They keep better
furniture now than ANYBODY ever did IN
Dubois county before
Mrs. Brown" You do sayw
Mrs. s." Yes, and that Is not al, for
thew are selling Il cheaper than Il seems
anybody could sell Il. just want yon,
and every body else to 20 there and sec
their stock Of fine furniture. You Just
ought 10 see the crowd svarming IN %
Allies Brothers 70 buy fnrnifure!r r.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

SABBATn-ScnooL~- number Of per
sons met at the M. E. church IN Jasper,
on Sunday evening last and organized Z
Sabbath school. Mr.. Samuel Ledger
wood was chosen as superintendent
Mrs. M. Hobbs as Assistant Superin ten
dent; Mr.. G.. r. Wilson, Secretary, and
Mr.. John L. Brctz, Treasurer. The
School will meet next Sunday morning
al half past 8 o'clock 70 organize classes
select teachers. and hold It's first regular
session.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

GVCircuit Court adjourned Thursday
evening Of last week, the last act being
the rendition off judgment in the case
Of the Board Of County Commissioners
Of Dubois county vs. James +. SpurIock'
ex-county Treasurer, against the defend
ant for the sum or ol,728,60. This is
considered pretty large Judgment and
Mr.. Spurlock talks Of On appeal on
questions Of law, Of which there are 9
number involved.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

The Best Salvc in The world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rhcum, Fc-
yer sores, Teiter, Chapped Hands. Chill
lains, Corns. and al Skin Erupfions. and
positively cures Piles. Il Il guaranteed
10 give perfect satisfaction or money re-
funded. Price IS cents per box. Eol
Sale BY Mehringer Bros, jasper, Ind.
Feb. 10th. '82.--1y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

WALL PAPER AND WINDOW CURTAINS
The largest and handsomest stock ever
brought 70 Dubois county, has just been
received for tho Spring trade 81 the
Jasper Bookstore Of Mr.. Jacob Gosmann.
Papcring is now cheaper than white
washing. Fix up your houses for Sum
mcr. Como and sec my stock. ml0-3m.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

FIcHT.-A man at tho Courthouse
yesterday was spelling for fight. His
bile was Overlooking with bitterness. II
he had went 70 Nehringr Bros, and got
Q bottle Of DR.. Hul-coc's Bowel and Liv-
|er Regulator and used Il, be- wouldn't
have made q fool OF himself. Z.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

RExovAL.-Mr. Andy McNerney has
moved to his house near the depot, where
be has opened boarding house end bar
room. aud will soon add . wagon yard
for the convenience Of people coming
into the X. X. from the country. Andy
will make Il GO, you bet.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

PEnsoSAL.-Mrs ,. n: Fiatt, o. tne
Revenue Service, Wa 40 Jasper tni'
week.
Miss Whittinghill, : charming young
lady teacher Of Petersburg, IL IN Jasper
visiting at MI. John Morgans.
Drs. Wertz and Welman are both q
Indianapolis this week, attending Tho
State Medical Convention.
Mr.. n. Herbic returned from bic west
crn tonr this week recnpcrated III health
but satisfied that Dubois county Il th,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

New ExGrxE.--The business q the
lum Der mill Of Mcssrs. Friedman, Klingel
a Co. has grown 90 large that their large
steam engine could not meet the de-
mands for power, and this week they
put III an additional engine for the lath
save, edger. rip saw, etc.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

~ Cook q Rice brought up three car
loads 70 their icc-honee IN JASPER last
Friday, two or splendid lake Ice and one
Of beer, and now arc ready 70 supply
dealers. or Others, with either article.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

DENTISTRY. DIR. N. II. Wilson. the
most skillful and experienced dentist Of
Southern Indiana. is at Huntingburg ct
the ST. George hotel, this week, and will
remain until Saturday 70 attend TO all
work II his line that offers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

nrIIon. William II. English, Chair
man Of tho Democratic State Central
Committee, has called q meeting Of the
Committee for Thursday, The 18th 81
May, al O'Clock p M. AT indianapolis.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

0-rThe teachers association began IN
Huntingburg yesterday with very IN
<cresting programme, and will be largely
attended by the teachers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

01rM Mite at tho residence Of Mr.. John
q. Lemir9 on next Wednesday night
Note the change Of night.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

n>rThe Jasper Normal opens mex
Monday, with q large attendance alread.
engaged.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

...IIr. n 80. a
\ in'sua". - 49, II 49,. s, ~ 80 s.u.'
Ivy ruperintennenh ne irus'css y We
n various to"n.,'p7 n'e, - re S'n,'
House on Monany' NAY ~ ~ ivo'cioch
y r., Ai'er on''ins ti' NOUS - o,ucr
I,no .oun'y 'n'e.iuc". .s''.. w. ~ "
near'ns uIon ~ .n'.s'ne, WIN ~ =. sss
'ourtecn nc'n99ss r.spon"su snel'
''aunes. sar; q =. A..'e', trus'so Z. !.
to.n ,oMnsn,p, ~, u ':'. ."v 1880
aec!e'nty. .ne eonn. n'.,ss. s.e" = 49,
i.eu nv 'nc. IT oonsu'.a'sou' n.onrs
tnen tahon ~ Y ~, - ''ec. =. ''-s
ruoIic o.nooL ou''u."s' ~ aooouh' -
Court peing u session.
AFTERNOON stss,oN'
nous1 cailoi ~ oIu.I ~ sne 'e .ssr',,
anu Twelve n,e'nner' .ssponu - sno ~
cali me minutes =, 'nc previous met
Ivy were rcau Az auoP.au; rcA. S1. -
me County ouper'u'enuen. annun "
port wn,cn, ss'er oolnk sesu, ~ u'o''y"
Ioi ?. ~ p,ll'n Wa feques'eu - De puo'
''sne" - 1no .ounty Papsss ,r
Ing eomu't,ce IN aas'ns ss.nu u
Iteporten' susges'ing la'sc y sen ~.
n cent a. arouno ~ VOC me sspvts
was rejected. uro'ivh y nuop. e,c
Is'auu.tn susses,eo ~ ,no 49, So"n.,
lSupcrinaeuuent: ohto Sonsc , 60
F'en. NC Ino.lon reaus q ,onoMr u
refsons having : seneIa, avcLaso y
~ pes ecn'' n"u ~. oclo" ~ ~ oen.
~ any ptanen set ssn I'Io"sns ''een51
leeneral sveraso ~ y PCT 1cn.' anu 80. -
I ocioM ~ ~ con' - NY D.anen ~ * Z
( mont ~ ncehso senc1a. @sc'"soo' -
PCT cent anu no. nciow q ~ een. ~
NY o'nncn ses ~ 'non'ns .'cenro -
ef"' average q 70 peE ce''' NV '"t -.
IoM " Per ccn'' y ny n.au'n io, III -
/ rasolas;o , shera mi, ~ ~ renewal -
|, Ii;co"s"s hareefser $3.50 N N
!. ''''' - rraenrns' vAors.
! Ion wages made The following report
!, Teachers holding six months license
! Ishall receive for their services, under
! |the new standard. Il 40 Der day ana ono
lpcr cent. for theory and practice. and
lone per cent. for each day attending
9 County Institute, and one per cent. for
shaking school journal. and one cent
Ifor every one per cent. above the basi.
Iof the grades; those holding twelve
'lmonths license shall receive 81 60 pei
''day aud the above allowances those
holding eighteen months license shall
receive 81 80 and the above allowances
land those holding twenty four months
Z license shall receive So IS Der day and
Il 1.-The above allowances and teachers hold
= ling license under the old standard will
" lie hired according to their general aver
|aqe, not taking the two cents for every
!. lonc per cent. into consideration 1t al
:. THE grade or license under the now stan
\ ldard Is 10 be determined from the totals
! All Licences under the new STANDARD
= must be dated In or after July 1882.
Z J.J.Arrrs
= q. Runo1ru
III Wspm~ Frresr Committee.
III Exocn coxs
N 49, A. n,n,~ u-.s.s.~ y,
80 z; - Aa'l'n. 3. 'ne so... 90 y. II
os' sePos'oA ~ c''ns0 ~ NM
vi P' ~ Y 49,. ~r.p..a.,
r. ~ in \. y. :. 49, ~ y. ac.' NJ
Is.,u'aan w. nuoI'scu ~, 'no sou~',
a ~. ~ 1 M. ''.''aos - .no - ~
q ''n nv s - o"y u"'css ~ :sw 80 ,.x,. !,
q ~ a.sH .v "a NV. ~ o sanon eh.a's.,s
'e ~ 49, I. -. 80 .n5
~ 49, -.~. >~'t'.
NIL whereas uc1th mas vlsltcu tnc rauk
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

01r Persons wanting Calciminc or
withdrawing done on short notice,
will do well % call on Joel Briggs, q
his residence IN Jasper.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

The incest line Of straw hats In town
Il now 10 DO seen al s. Kucblcr's.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

nr-White river and Patoka are both
on high. doing lnrgc amount OF dam
age by overflow OF tho bottoms.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

The ireland mill received q car load
Of corn Wednesday.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12
JASPER COURIER.

The rains this week have made the
ground too wet 70 pillow.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

The reason Why won "A >reryehere u.< Parker Gin
ger Ionir ~ hecauSe fhfy have I<A-rx, - rxp<<ncr
The hest <uideh4 his excellent medicine p<trtn>1fs
tesroniencv. perio4sAi headArtc- indfkk.ipr pain II
The back and .i1ntys, and ctAtr tre1t'H q ne SEX
Home Journki.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

Ready made shirts at 5. Kucbler's
AT very low prices.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

eJLime, cement and salt for sale
cheap for cash, at Joseph Buchart's o.
west 9Th street.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12
ENGLISH AND GERMAN.


NOTICE - hereby given that ! petition
49, will be presented 10 tho board III
Commissioner Of Dubois county, Indi-
ana, q their june session. 1854. praying
for tho vacation Of karchcr's Addition
10 the town Of Ferdinand IN said County
and State; said Addition being part 81
Sections twcnty-cight CAST and twenty
mine Coy, IN township No. three 81
south Of range No. four az west, more
particularly described in said petition.
That Frank Karchcr II the legal owner
|of al the lots II said addition.
FRANK KARCHER.
TRArLoR q HUSlrn, Alfys.
April 21st, l882--lw.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

Faded o. crsy hair gradually RECEIVERS iss youthfI
color ana irffre " the u farkers Hair bakam.
elegant dressing. admired ier ~ purity and rich peI
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

Roe for Announcements. IN this column. In
cIndfng name Tickets. n : candidate "A
November election, $500
FOR STATE SESATOR-.JAMEs n WILLARD.
81 Lawrence county n candidate fcr <rrxfnr from ~
district composed offnho.s Martin aud Laurerce c1ur-
ties. subject 70 she decision o. The Drc D<nocrat.
Convention when heNs
FOR STATE SESATOE.--yAME< y. W4LKEI<.
~ Martin county. candidate sor senator from ~
district composed ~ ngbos. Xarti. and Lawrence crn
ties subject % he d<tition q he D.set Dsl1or-k1
Convenfi0n.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1882-05-12

GrGo to s. Kucblcr's, and see th'
incest line OF dress goods and trimming
In town.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30
The Bad and Worthless.

are never initiated or coVnte7.fetted- This Is
especially true OF family medicine, and 1t Is
positive proof that the remedy initiated Is OF the
highest value. AS soon as 1t had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters
was the pures;, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many limitations sprung up
and began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people OF the country had expressed tne
merits OF II. b., and In every way trying 10 ll-
duce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead,
expecting to make money on the credit and good
name of II. b. Many others started nosCruIns
put up in similar style to II. B., with Var1ousy
devised names in which the word HOP" OF
"Hops" were used in way to induce people
to believe they were the same as Hop bltterA
All such pretended remedies or cures, no mat'er
what their style or name IS, and especially those
with the word Hop or "Hops" in their name
or in any way connected with them or their name,
are limitations or counterfeits Beware OF them.
Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Bltters, with bunch or cluster OF green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing e!se
Druggists and dealers are warned against oealng
In limitations or Counterfets.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

Pdpered veneers have come to be an
important article of manufacture, the ex-
tension of the industry being largely due 10
the new and wonderful processes of cut
ting. The mechanism cuts the logs to
lengths or twelve feet, which are then
halved or quartered. and bolted securely
on revolving iron table. AS the table
and wood revolve, the surface of the later
comes in contact with knife IL feet long,
ground to a razor edge and perfectly true,
secured to rigid iron frsme-the entire
cutting apparatus weighing about 80 tons.
The vencers roll off in sheets 9t every re-
volutlon, of from one-nineteenth to one
hundred and seventy-tifth of an inch in
thickness, and of the slightest vibration of
either the knife or log, as the sheet of wood
in such cases would be either broken or
take up the spring like wedge. The sheets
are backed with paper.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30
Dit. BuckIand on Animals.

OtteIs were favorite animals with Mr..
Buckland. A curious difference Is
noted between the gullet of the otter
and that of the seal. That of the otter
is the size OF half-lnch glass-pipe,
hardly big enough to admit ones httle
finger. That OF the seal Is large bag,
down which the food is slipped In d
minute. The reason of this Is explained
by the fact that the otter is provided
with teeth for the justification of his
food, whereas the seal bolts his prey,
From otters, we pass to whales. Little
Is said a bout these animals that Is not
already known, but MIR, Buckland
CLAIMS an original discovery on behalI
of Captain Gray, of the steamship
Eclipse, of Petershead, with regard to
the mode In which the whale packs
away his plates of whalebone when his
mouth is shut. Captain Gray's account
of the matter is that when the whale
closes his lower Jaw, he first gently
pushes backward and upwards the
palate the interior plates of baleen.
The posterior plates 60 back under
pressure IN succession, till all the plates
of baleen lie back In the mouth, packed
beautifully in regular order, one over
the other, above the angle of the eye
1t is curious to remember that the
whale, though in shape and habits a
fish, is really a mammal. AS such 1t
produces mlIk, which is described rs
being as rich as cows milk to which
cream has been added. We should
like to suggest to the manufacturers
OF "oleomargar1ne" and "butterlne, "
which Is, We believe, made of the fat of
animals, whether whale dairy might
not be practicable and inexpensive.
The whales would feed themselves, and
might be MIXED by divers.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30
GypsieB.

Bands of gypsies wander about in
large numbers In some parts of Ger
many, and occasionally, emboldened
by their hume rical strength, and rem
dered reckless by their necessities, they
do not hesitate 10 make serious inroads
upon the farms that they come across.
Lately band counting over two hun
dred encamped near small village in
the Hessian territory, and turned
their horses loose to Craze at will over
the meadows and farming lands of the
neighborhood. The exasperated far
mers and peasants thereupon armed
themselves with pitchforks and other
weapons, and attacked the intruders.
A pitched battle followed, and it was
not without severe struggle that the
native population renamed masters of
the field. The interference of the
Government Will probably be required
to put an end to the growing evil.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30
Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice,
having had placed In his hands by an
East India missionary tho formula of q
SIMPLE vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections. also positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Complaints, after having tested
Its wonderful curative powers in thousands
of cases, has felt it his duty to make 1t
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated
by this motive and desire to relieve hu-
man suffering, l will send free Of charge,
TO all who desire it, this recipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with full direc-
tions for preparing and using. Sent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, w. A. Moves, 149 PoWer' 8
Block. Rochester, ~, Y
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

RELIGION above all things: "What
other business do you follow besides
preachingp" was asked of an old colored
man. 81 speculates little" "How
speculate ?" "Sells chickens" "Where
do you get the chickens2" "My boys
fetch 'em in" "Where do they get
themP" 81 doan know, sab. Use al
lers so busy wild my preachin' dat I
ain't got time to AK. / was a gwine ter
inquire de udder day, bnt 'vival come
on an tuck up all my time"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30
Vegetine.
Female WEAKNESSES.

MO better remedy IN the whole materia-medica
~ has vet been compounded for the relief and
cure Of Female Complaints, OF the ordinary kind,
than VEGETINE IL seems 10 act in these cases
with unwOnted certainty and never fails 10 give
new and healthful tone 10 the female organs, TO
remove relaxed debility and unhealthy seCretions,
and restore a healthfnl vigor and elasticity. One
OF the most conmon OF these complaints is Leu
corrhma or Whites which are brought on either by
the presence of Scrofula in the system, or by
some AFT. ctlon OF the womb, or even by general
debility. For all these complaints, and wnen
danger begins 10 threaten woman at the turn Of
life VEGETI NE can he commended without quail
fication. The great prevalence OF these disorders,
and their cure by VEGETINE, has amply shown
that the sure allevlatlng agent remains not yet 10
be discovered, but Is already known, and Is
fayorte with American ladies. Too long has iEs
been the custom TO prescribe nauseating and un-
certain remedies IN place OF what Is pleasant efi
cacous aud cheap. Try VEGETINE and do not
dauut its power 10 carry you safely through dam
ger and disease.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

*.*"Evil dispositions are early shown.
Evll tendencies In our systems are 10 be
watched and guarded against. lfyou find
yourself getting bilious, head heavy, mouth
foul, eyes yellow, kidneys disordered,
symptoms OF piles tormenting you, take at
once a few doses Of Kidney W. ort. 1t Is
natures great assistant. Use it as an ed.
vance guard-don't wait TO get down SICK
Read advertisement.
EkS- Diamond Dyes will color anything
any color, and never fail. The easiest and
best way TO economize. 10 cents, at all
drugplSts
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

among the most remarkable natural
echoes Is that of Eagles nest, on the banks
OF Killarney, in Ireland, which repeats a
bugle call until it seems to be sounded
from hundred instruments; and that on
Coblentz, which repeats a sound seventeen
times. The most remarkable artificial
echo known Is that in the Castle of Simon
eta, abovt two miles from Milan. 1t Is
occasioned by the existence OF two parallel
walls of considerable length. 1t repeats
the report Of pistol sixty times.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

Mensman's Peptonlzed beef tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its eu-
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force generating and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for indi-
gestion, dyspepsia, nervous prOstration, and
all forms of general debility; also, In all
enfeebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostrauon, overwork
or acute disease, particularly If resulting
from pulmonary complaints Caswell,
Hazard & Co, proprletors New York.
Sold by all druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

Being entirely vegetable, no particular
care If required while using DIR. Pierce's
pheasant Puragative Pellets" They
operate without disturbance to the consti-
tuition, diet, or occupation. For sick head
ache, constipation, impure blood, dizziness,
sour eructatlons from the stomach, bad
taste In the mouth, bilious attacks, pain
IN region OF kidney, internal fever, bloated
feeling about stomach, rush OF blood to
head, take DR.. Pierce's "pellets." BY
druggists.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

CoL0RLEss AND CoLD.-A young girl
deeply regretted that she was 80 colorless
and cold. Her face was too white, and
her hands and feet felt as though the blood
did not circulate. After one bottle OF Hop
Bitters had been taken she was the rosies;
and hcalthiest girl in the town, with vi.
vacity and cheerfulness OF mind gratifying
10 her friends.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30
II you can't Bear" cough, "Bull" 1t
with DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.

AT the root of the matter: Brown
meets Fogg with his face tied up. Brown
Got the toothacheP Going to have
your teeth fixedP" Fogg with q groan)
-"No, / am going to have one or two
of them unfixed."
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

Solid men admire the beautiful, and this
accounts in some measure for the thous-
ands upon thousands of bottles Of Carbo-
line, the deodonzed petroleum hair re-
newer and dressing, which have been sold
yearly since It's invention by Messrs. Ken.
nedy 81 Co., of Pittsburgh, Pa
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

according to the Cheneiker Zeitusaq
there were Ill Italy short Tine ago no
less than $50 powder mills. but there ara
not 100 now running. 1t is only few OF
the larger establishments that manage TO
make the ends meet with any degree OF
comfort, notwithstanding an import duty
of $50 upon every 220 pounds of gunpow-
der. The Italian manufacturers take ad-
vantage OF the ''protectionl' the Govern
ment affords them to place very dear and
a very bad article on the market. About
the end of 1870 there were four dynamite
factories in the kingdom;now only the one
at Axlgllano is in operation.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

A ROYAL welcome: A German emperor
made visit to one of his towns and was
received at the gate by long row of
deputies. Just as they were about to
address him a neighboriDg donkey set
up terrible bray. Gentlemen" said
the emperor, ''if you wish me to under
stand you, you must speak one at time.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

PLEASING unanimity: "Well, Uncle
Nose, said Reverned Baxter. ST expect
your poor wife must be nearly worn out
taking care of you while you were sick.
If ever there was a woman that deserved
Heaven, it is your wife. She am de
desarvenist CONAN in Austin" EYES,"
said Nose, "dat's fac, and has been
prayin' to de Lord to glib her what she
deserves right off.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

APPROVED: Irritated mamma: "No,
it doesn't fit AS if he had been born to it
it doesn't fit at all; and shall expect
the money back" Mr. Moses: ''But
s'help me-" Irritated mamma: "Your
advertisement say, Money returned if
not approved" Mr.. Moses: 80 they
do, ma tear, so they do; but your mon
ey vas approved-it vas very goot
money!"
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-11-30

A DAMPER: London guest, who had
let fly into 1.-The Brown" at eighty yards
and Knocked down n brace-'Good shot,
that, with one barrel, Jenkins. should
think it must have been hundred
yards Keeper-'Yessir; master re-
marked as it were VERY long shot.
Londoner (gratified) )-"Ah; oh, he
noticed it, did he ?" Keeper-"Yess1r:
master allus notices when gentleman
makes very long shots. They don't
get asked again"