The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-02
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sr tkfec hundred AndsAiit ffeuh1
.taa,t. David Dsris, smoking cigarettes
sli.s .aie,i instance 81 taiilc dAliIauoe
When Light haired mas loois b..
80 q tum gray he's getting % 70 fiiy
Who's they begin 70 iurn black he's get.
trf CD 70 sriy
We srr tol1 that ''Mrs Frances Hodg.
- Barnett i mere fond Il her boys than
tii4tt b1olt l,ots 81 Der SEA prefer boys
- laals
uestsIn pspeI announces that nron
iae aaasios 81 recent boiler explosion ID
it r.ghbarhooi between three and
g.. iaa we've killed
HE eyes oia small boy are bigger
,ha hissiamaoh until be has eaten green
apple. then his stomach appears 70 be
hasff than anything else ia TIE world 10
h.m
Worth. The celebrated man -milliner Of
ls isin very poor health II is sup.
Il "a B. a,,tia1ed BE mental strength 10
8ea - event nev style Of polonaisc
lm.r
ga pieu pursued by ierocious
! uilg noi he feeling quite as we'll a.
usAd tut nevertheless. she presents q
iae s.nsisht appearance
II Is asserted that candidate for Of
Il - .F.f..t...i .l..f 80, a. -,
W., defeated by ihc biggest majority ever
la,a 10 the district
sta town meeting large tAipay,r
rssa ir 70 protest against building new
sc,.ii house 10 certain part OF the town.
Mats the good u it?', "They are an
lgunraD, set doEn there anyway
81 lat il the use Of trying TO discover
ila p1rlh poleY II i, were found it would
d 2.i by some telegraph or telephone
eo-alaay sud hung With wires before
twenty .iour hour,
Aslim little paragraph from the Bur
linRton Hawieve-
iau know that coffin Sarah Bernhard
usrl TO sleepinl Wen, she has bad rock.
en- put on it
Oaicor oiihe Prussian guards, looking
at the ocean, 10 bis wife: Isn't this a
glorious sight, Minnie? But the sea seems
gratly agita,ed probably has never be.
fore seen an officer Of the Prussian
guards
tbs true that young man in tight
psas looks like hairpin with thimble
atop Of the arch 1t is true that neither
hNiluhn resemble acouple ofexcamation
points liut what Of that? Is he not
happy
Tie Cult stream Is said 10 be moving
gradually away from our coast Consid,
ertug the kind Of weather We have had Of
late we thing the Gulf stream is to be con.
graduated upon this exhibition Of good
taste
IL think I've covered the whole
ground, remarked Chicago man, in an
argument mo doubt Of it, replied the
81 l.ouisean; 'but il you will lift up one
foot It will give room for the other four Of
u. to stand.
Is it unhealthy to sleep on an empty
stomach asked a hypochondriac, of his
doctor 'les, was the reply. lis it un.
healthy 10 sleep on a full stomach"
"ies. What shall | sleep on them
On good bed.
DIR Chandler Of New York says that
every man at sea level endures an atmos.
pherc pressure ofsixteen tons, II is com.
pntei that the pressure upon President
Arthur for appointments on the tariff com
mission Is bigger yet.
oh, yer don't want to go into bust
ness, don't yer2' said an angry Cockney
father TO his lazy and loutish son. "Yer
want an appointment in the Post Horfce,
do yerY Post Horiice, indeed Why, all
yer ct for is to stand with your tongue bout,
for people TO wet their stamps againtr
I'D stay an old maid till got black
the face, before I'd marry man who
ehews tobacco" and che took wad OF
gum on, OF her mouth and stuck it on ii e
underside OF her chair for safe keeping
while she was eating her dinner.
4 city chap who had escorted q
country girl to the theatre, thinking to
please her, went and bought some apples
When he placed them in her lap she spoke
loud enough 20 be heard all about, "Whai
do take me for, a cider milli' City chal
collapsed; he couldn stand the press
Al ii farmer was in town last week
looking Tor NJ editors table on which 10
build hens nest lie explained that he
learned from the papers that the bigges'
cg.s vcro always laid on the editors table
ANA b. wished to ascertain whether IT,,
paper lied OF not
Mamma, said swee pet, they sung
i want to be an angel in Sunday school
this morning, and sung with them.
"Way Nellic' exclaimed MAMMA
coali you keep time with the resty' !
Ras.s coull, proudly answered li,tlr
Nsiiie = kept ahead Of them mos, all IT,
vay through
al my irieud, said a clergyman
-.ts a l.. n
,eruaaaii, and sho had made applieaii'
~ divorce, I'VE should lie yielding a..
iginiag There are no divorces 10 hess
IS That's the reason, said the sua !.
why ! am 81 anxious 10 get a divorce
bsre
III vas IN your place. said \ =.
lisssn housesite TO Ash peddler = .
laroa away that horn or else learn a n,.a