Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-11-27
ALL SORTS.
She can work a fancy screen,
Inst the incest ever seen.

ALL SORTS.
She can work fancy screen,
Just the incest ever seen,
In a style that all her "culchad' set enchants;
But my friend. 'twixt you and me,
1t would chill to see
How she stitched patch on her old mans pants.
scientific chemical compound that give health
and strength is Browns Iron Bitters.
Judge: "what cannot understand is how you could
kill a with single blow" Culprit: "Shall I
show you howl"
DRUGGIsTs ADvIoE.-"I'm bilious. feverish and
abort sick. want box of pills. What do you rec.
ommend?" "Hatch's Mandrake Pills are just the
thing for you. They will rouse your inactive live to
its duties and make new man of you. 1t is great
deal better to take medicine in concentrated form
than to drink so much tters"-Maldes Palladium.
A Vermont man who has been there fourteen times
says the meanest thing about misfortune with a
polecat is the difficulty in keeping it secret.
The dead cannot be raised. nor if your lungs are
badly wasted away you be cured by the of Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" 1t is. however
unequaled as tonic, alternative, and nutritve and
readily the most obstinate cases of bronchitis
coughs, colds and incpent consumption far surpass
ing in efficacy cod liver OIL Send two stamps for Dr.
Pierce's pamphlet consumption and kindred affec-
tons. Address Worlds Dspensary Medical Assoca-
ton, Buffalo, N. Y.
"Dye moind the blag- gard attn the bokay?" is the
way Milesian woman at New York hotel called her
husbands attention to gentleman partaking of
celery.
Make your old things look like new by using the
Diamond Dyes. and you will be happy. Any of the
fashionable colors for 10 cents.
Too frequent hash and strong butter are often the
real causes of border troubles.
White River, w. T., Oct. 81, 1881. Dr. j. c. Aver
Co.-Gentlemen My wife suffered for over 20 years
with rheumatism in her hips and legs. On reading
your almanac she positively believed that your Sarsa
parilla would cure her. She has taken four bottles
and is now as well as ever she in her life 1 feel
it my duty to send you my sincere thanks. G. Eng
blorn.
YES the electric light is great invention" NUT
tered Flub. he felt about the door, "an' every key
hole should have one."
Would you be free from catarrh, hay fever and cold
in head? Try Ely's Cream Balm. 1t is curing hun
dreds of chronic cases. Price so cents
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
have been sufferer for years with catarrh. and
under physicians treatment for over year. Ely's
Cream Balm gave me immediate relief believe am
entirely cured. G.. s. Davis, First National Bank,
Elizabeth, N. j.
have been troubled with catarrh for fifteen years.
Elys Cream Balm has opened my nostris and reduced
the Inflammation. My eyes are improving so that 1
stand strong light, which have not been able to
do for years. Nathaniel Fegley. with E. f. MONTE,
Merchant, Wilksbarre, Pa
We have taken down our sign "Post no bills" You
can send them along quite numerously Elves and
tens preferred
FACTS WORTH REMEMBER1NG.-There is no danger
of dying from heart disease without knowing it fol
months, and generally years, beforehand. The symp
toms are plain and often repeated There will be nc
danger at all if Dr. Graves Heart Regulator is aker
in time and according to directions. 1t will never ai
to cure all forms of heart disease
where are the men of '76 ?" shrieks an excited
| exchange. Oh. to Halifax with the men of 1911 Civ,
| us the woman of %.
Magnificent promises sometimes end in paltry per
formances." magnificent exception to this is foun,
in Kidney Wort which invariably performs even NOR
cures than it promises. Here is a single instance
"Mother has recovered" wrote an Illinois girl to he
Eastern relatives. "She took bitters for long tim
but without any good. So when she heard of the vii
tues of Kidney-Wort she got a box and it has com
pletely cured her liver complaint
A Pennsylvania inventor has evolved new rat ira,
in one end of which is mirror 1t is great success
in catching female rats.
"FEMALE CoMrLA1NTs."-Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo
NJ Y: Dear Sir-I write to tell you what your .F;
vorite Prescription" has done for me. / had been
great sufferer from female complaints, especial
'oragging-down," for over six years, during much
the time unable to work. 1 paid out hundreds
dollars without any benefit till took three bottles
the Favorite Prescription. and never had any thin
do me so much good in my life 1 advise every sic
lady to take it. Mrs. Emily Rhoads, McBrdes. Mich
"Are you the mate of this ship?" said a newly a
rived passenger to the cook. mo, sir; am the ms
that cooks the mate r. said the Hibernian
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debili
, liver complaint, boils, humors, chronic diarrhoe
nervous affections, female complaints and all diseas
originating in bad state of the blood.
An old judge told young lawyer that he would
well to pick some of the feathers from the wings
his imagination and stick them in the tail of /
judgment.
5 GooD WORDS FROM DRUeGIsTs-"Malt Bltters a
= | the best bitters.'"
"They promote sleep and allay nervousness,
i "Best liver and kidney medicine we SELL"
"They knock the 'chills every time"
, "Consumptive people gain flesh ON them"
4 "Malt Btters have no rivals in this town.
e BEST thing for nursing mothers we have"
1--WE like to recommend Malt Bittels"
A has recpIyad a atant for cd oh
!, although we do not see how he could that shoe hi
# ing been in general use for ages.
Loss PREyENTED.-Mapy lose their beauty fir,
the hair falling or fading Parkers Hair Balsam s,
II plies necessary nourshment, preuents falling a
# grayness and is an elegant dressing.
# An exchange shouting out at the top of its voic
WAS Bunyan gypsy?" Possibly. possibly, but il
n our private opinion that Bunyan was more lkel
% corn doctor.
- BIG Successfully wife was in bed two We
with complication of disorders her physician CO
not cure, when was led to try Parker's Ginger T
% ic. 1t was big success Three bottles cured her
a cost of dollar and fifty cents. and she is now
LII strong as any woman.-R D., Buffalo,
e When Sidney Smith was asked to sit Tor his port
" to Landseer. the celebrated painter of animals he
= piled, SIS thy servant dog that he should do
IN thing?"
Is See Bird adv't; get Hoden's Bird Book; 70
4 care, Diseases breeding He has extra singers
. Durfee man announces that he has discovere
LIZ perpetual motion machine. His gas meter went ah
Jh registering all summer, although the room was loo
no up at the beginning of the vacation.
wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs.co
W bronchitis. whooping cough, Group, influenza,
w sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs
- chest. so cents and ST bottle.
Bridget docking at the picture over the man
Il piece, whats thin, marin ?" Mrs Detonart 'sTf
at are cherubs. Bridget" Bridget: "Cheerups, is
Mary Ann says how they was bats. and
% twins, barrn' the WINGS"
Nc DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Ro
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs, roac
vermin flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
uo CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stingng, smart
s. irritation of the urinary passages diseased ischai
!, cured by Buchupaiba. ST at druggists. Prepaid
express, $I.25, for S.. E. s. Wells. Jersey City,
nd BRAIN AND NERvE.-wells Health Reviewer, q
~ est remedy earth for impotence. leanness, Sc
y debility. etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by exp
is, $1.25, for S.. Z. S. Wells, Jersey City. J.
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