Smyrna times., 1882-02-22
WHOLE NO. 1896
Current Comment,
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS

hSo Il AeaN. w
cooking, one scent a head is abon
most people can stand.
heecher thinks it a great pity
flowers cannot talk. Hs evid.ntlv u
70 know the sunfower's opinion of OI
Inc wages of sin is death. The vi
OF the hard-wOrking housewife is
much better. Her reward comes
her funeral.
lhere Is poetic justice in the fact
MarsnaI Henry, the officer who will !
"uiteau, served with Garfield in tbs
for the Union.
This is free country, and every
has a perfect right to have his own "a
uate ior governor. Nearly every vot|
enjoying that right this year.
Caution your wife not to 90 too
strange babies. A Rhode Island
recently swallowed an $500 diamond
longing to New York lady.
Gable dispatches from Chilli cost
a word, but even that is cheaper thai
ultimate expense of writing a brief|
to lady inviting her to attend a 4
ball. 4
Inc man who believes that ther,
virtue IN vaccination is still will A
argue the point with anyone anxjoI
debate with him. His present addre|
smallpox Hospital, Philadelphia.
Two mcn on Court street the 9th 4
came near fighting because they disll
as TO what Is the proper style of carl
a cane. One carried such AN articll
way to nearly jab the others eve q, II
F"ck cartoon Oh S. J. Tilden \
sentlng him as Bunthorar leaninn . 4
barrel gazing at sunhowcr nd
l'S4, surrounded by numerous L. 4
maldcnS named after Democratic i
Inc topper may mrtaphoricallv dr..
a house and lot, but he may literally
his own shoes 1t is said that \
Jamaica rum is now made from lea
that which has done duty on the i
foot being preferred.
If half that is alleged is true of Il
lection III ice and the failure Of free 4
destroy the germs of disease. the onli
way to use it is to treat it as pork md
treated to be safe-thoroughly cool,
fore eating.-H'dferbvry -4mericaa.
The present chief of the Cherokee!
polished and highly educated gent Z
lie dresses in black broadcloth.
faultless linen and sparkling emerald
buttons, and might be mistaken anvv
for high toned gambler.-Bsston fo
Heard in highly respectable neig
dood: " l can't understand why the
papers should print accounts OF
fights" "Well, how do you know
do?" Why, bought half dozen
ent ones myself looking for full re,
Heard in rural village; "Wha
supper at your house tonight? Ar
all sick?" Oh! no, we are all we'll q
hungry as bears; bat you see we h
donation party at our minister's to-
and are merely saving up our appel
that's all.
At Niagara Oscar Wilde wrote
album: The roar Of these waters
the roar when the mighty wave of
ocracy breaks On the shore where
lie couched at ease" Oscar got
fully mixed On sounds. What he
was the yells of the hackmen.
By breathing rapidly as possibl,
Yates was enabled to endure a su
operation. He says: 81 heard the
rip through the flesh, like the soun,
duced in cutting leather, but 1 di
feel the pain This plan is worth I
when your barber has a dull razor.
\ Wisconsin lumberman, having
money and broken leg, shipped h
home to Canada as freight in W
box, with, food ard water, and m
This side up with care" At Mo-
he was stood upon his head and b
cry out. No one but Wisconsin
herman would expect box to travel
side up.
The other night a professional m
rizer found great difficulty in persu
any one to come on the stage. F.
one young man concluded to risk il
the first experiment was with a gil
water, the youth being made to h,
that it was alternately brandy, VIII
champagne, etc. and drinking with
gustO. IN five minutes thirty seven
were on the platform asking to be m
rized.
A New York clergyman, in a Sc
on courtship and marriage, said h
lievsd that there is mate fer ever
if they will but wait till the righ
comes along" The female portion
congregation, who have passed two
years, said they never heard such
sense and that the man didn't know
he was talking about. If the righ
doesn't come along before a woman re
40, the chances are nine in ten that
showed under, or, worse still, has ma
the wrong woman.-NorristoUR Hero
1t has been but thirty-fivs years
the first sewing machine was patente
Howe, and now it has become an a
indispensable article and is found in