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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13
Fresh Compilations.

If you have humoTs and pimples, bois
and olupl ons on tace, llaLdS or skin, it il
because Tie ysIcm needs tolng aud purify
ing, Nothing will give Yea such good
health, smooth nnd fresh -kn ana vigorous
feeling as SlumorsI.Nu Il .,uhtor, pure.
Iy vegetable aud moi uopipasaut to the
taste. Take the ltcgulNlor t. stimulate he
liver, to cleanse lhr tyco aud skin OF vel
lowncss, to improvc ulestioi ana TO max &
the breath pure and swcct.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13
Sayings Of the Little Ones.

Little Emma, one day seeing her
molber ill dish utry full OF milk, ex-
claimed, ooh, there won't be room for
the cream 10 riSe"
One summer when Belle aud her
mamma were boarding in the country,
ms they were out walking one day, they
saw man driving some unruly cows
out Of field of clover. The worst COW
Of all had II board hung on her horns,
covering her whole face Bellies tender
little heart was filed with pity for tho
old COW.
80 mamma" she cried; "do see that
poor old COW with u shade over her eyes!
They must be very weak. Poor old
eroature!'
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

Eu-tne Cross, Swan Street, BuHllo,
writes. Il have used Spring Blossom for
dy pcpsla md indigestion, and have found
Ito act admirably MS gentle aperient and
blood purifier | consider it unequaed ;
you are at liberty to use my name as Il
reference" Price 50 cents, trial bottles
10 cents. Paul G. Schulz, Agent
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

TIE VolTAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Eleciro.V Vol
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old who
are afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and Manhood, and Kindred troubles
guaranteeing speedy and complete restors.
tion OF health and manly yigor. Address
as above. n. BIO risk is incurred, as
thirty days trial il allowed.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13
A GOOD NAKGAIN

MlII be given some cntcrpriscing man
IN the BULLETIN Building, which is now
offered Tor sale on easy terms, mng time
and low rate Of interest. The building
has rented for the past year for
hily to siXty-two dollars per month
The property consists of lots, and two
brick buildings "a three story 40XG0 and n
two story lG y As. Has a frontage of SO
lccl on Washington avenue and $50 feet on
l2th street. II desired the machinery, en-.
ginc, boiler, Sc, in the 9 story building
will be sold with it. For particulars nd
dress this Office, % John II Oocrly Bloom.
ington, Ills.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13
Encklen's Ar lea SalYe

The Best Salye in the World for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt kheum, Fever
Sores, letter Cbapped Hands, ChllbIains,
Corns, and Ill Skin Eruptons, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give per
feet satisfaction, ormoney refunded. Price
25 cents per box For sale 10y GEo. Il
O'LARA.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13
A MArNelnnS Cnre

for all bodily ailments, arising from i'm
purity OF blood, Il orpId liver, irregulanly
Of the bowels, indigestion, constipation, or
dsordered kidneys, is warranted in II tree
use Of Burdock Blood Bitters. Price $l.0O.
Paul G. Schulz, Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

To promote vigorous growth of the
hair, use Parker's Hair Balsum. Itrcstores
the youthful color to gray hair removes
dandru0 and cures itching Of the scalp.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

To regulate the liver, stomach, and bow.
els all you need is sellers Liver Pills
Take them aud see
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

"LIND,EYs BLOOD SEARCHER great
medicine Tor fever and ague, malaria, aud all
blood poison. Don't fail to use il.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

The pest and cheapest car starter is sold
by Bordcn, Scllcck " Co., st. Louis, No.
with il one man can move loaded car. (G)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13

Go to Paul G. Schulz for Mrs. Freeman's
New National Dyes. For brightness and
durability Of color are unequaod. Color
from 3 to pounds. Directions in Engisl
and German Price IS cents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-13
Chills aud Fever.

Simmons Liver Regu.
lator room breaks the
chllls and carries the
fever ont Of the ~ stem.
II cures when all other
remedies fail.
s ok Headache.
+ ! the relief ard cure
of this distressing dis.
cas- use simmons Liy.
or l,cgulntor.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07
President for one Day.

Gen. David X. Atchison, ex Sena.
tor of the United States, and who be.
came vice-president at the death Of
w. II. King and was, by the opera
ton Of the constitution, legal presi-
dent of the United States for one day,
is now living on his farm in Clinton
county Missouri, where he has resided
for many years. at came about in
this way, said Gen. Atchison, "POlk
went into office on the 81 Of March,
lS49, ON Saturday at II m. The
next day. the 4th, occurring on Sun
day. Gen. Taylor was not Inaugural
ted ill Monday, the 9th, at II m. 1t
was then canvassed among Senators
whether there was an interregnum. Ii
was plain that there was either an in
terregnum or | was president OF the
United States, being chairman Of the
Senate, having succeeded Judge
Mangum of North Carolina. The Judge
walked up at 3 O'Clock in the morning
and said. jOcularly, that. as | was
president Of the United States, he
wanted me to appoint him Secretary
of State. Other Senators came to
me and advised me TO claim the frank
ing privilege for life under the Law
giving a president OF the United
States that emOlument replied thai
would not assume any doubtful pow
ers. The office of president was va
cant from Saturday night at II p. M,
TO Monday noon, when Gen. Taylor
was sworn in
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07

A man long noted for his intemper
ate habits was induced by the Rev.
John Abbott to sign the pledge in
"his own way" which he did in these
words:
81 pledge myself to drink no more
intoxicating liquors for one yeai.'
Few believed that he could keep il,
but at the end Of the year he again
appeared at the temperance meeting
without once having touched n drop.
care you going To sign again. Mr..
Abbott asked.
''Yes, IT, can do il in my own way,
replied he, and accordingly he wrote
81 sign this pledge for 800 years,
and il live till that time, | intend TO
take out a life lease"
A few days later, he called or the
tavern.keeper, who welcomed him
back to his haunts.
ooh, landlord" said he, as il in
great pain, al have such lump on
my side"
"That's because you've stopped
drinking" said the landlord, "you will
surely not live long if you keep on so. "
"Will drink take the lump away p
"Yes, ifyou don't drink you will
soon have a lump on the other side.
Come, let's drink together" aud he
poured out two glasses of whisky.
IL guess | wont drink" said the
former inebriate, especially it keep.
ing the pledge will bring another lump,
for it is not very hard to bear after
ALL" and with this he drew out the
lump-a large roll of greenbacks-
from his side pocket and walked oil,
leaving the landlord to his sad renec
liOn
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07
Some New Inform alton

Last week we took a spin over the
Michigan Central, and during our
waking moments we're highly edited
amused and instructed by the tone
and Conversations two ladies in the
seat forninst our own, across the aisle
and abaft the pinnacle. The variety
Of their intelligence and vast fund
Of general information attracted our
attention, and we just sat there and
drank il all in like cold truth from a
living spring.
"Do you suppose they have air
brakes on this train p inquired the
one next the window, with a bronze
green plume in her hat.
"Oh, yes; they run EN- now on all
trains"
"What are they for 2"
40, they are to ventilate the car
and give 'em more fresh air. l heard
they intended to put EN- on cattle cars
so the poor animals could get plenty
Of oxygen"
"Indeed This is a wonderful age.
Did you ever ride in a chair car ?"
20, yes, they are just the incest
kind Of cara. Some of 'em are real
easy, too; have rockers on EN-. But
| like a sleeper the best"
ayes, they are more homelike and
comfortable. II any accident hap
pens they unlock the sleeper and
leave it at the last station"
"Why, myl How nice p
"Yes, and the sleeper is much more
comfortable to ride in, because itdon't
20 rs fast as the rest Of the train"
at don't?"
80, no. Charles says the Pullman
Company won't allow the railroads t.
haul the sleepers so fast as the balance
OF the cars"
"Why, how strange!"
"Yes, very"
"What do you suppose makes the
cars sway SO, back and forthf'
40, heard the railroad company
had been experimenting lately with
rockers on the cars. It's something
to do with conclusion and retractioT
of the expansive compression, or some
thing of that kind"
"What wonderful ager"
at is, really. And these accident
insurance companies are a great i'm
provement over the old style of trav
cling. Charles says all FIRST class
roads carry them nowadays, and il
makes one 50 much more secure to
know that they are on the same traiI
with one of them. They are workeC
by electricity, and must cost awfu
high, don't you think so9'
"Yes, they must that."-[Chicag'
Times.
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THRoUoH TTE CLOYER.

The air was glad with swect perfume
In the sully, twilight shadow;
And the nodding clover was all abloom,
And the blue grass swayed like a waving plums.
In The heart Of the fragrant meadow.
And my ,oul va. glad with voorhees, song,
That Il whispered over and over;
And the light grew dim and The shadows long,
And my heart leapcd high with its passion strong
Asmy eager feet straycd the blooms among
To meet my own true lover.
And the moments sped and the stars looked dowr
From the deep blue sky above me;
And the earth was bright with nc'or frown,
Por my fancy wovc for my NE a crown,
With brave, true heart n love me.
And my lover came through the sully night
Cane down through the dow wet clovcf.
Aud my heart stood It'll with a strange alright
And the world grew warm and glad ard bright,
For he kissed me there In the dim starlight,
Ny nsnghty, naughty lover
Perhaps twa, wrong, but I could not pas.
Through the noddinf, dew wet clover;
And the path ran narrow among the grass,
And was only foolish lass,
And he persistent lover.
Perhaps twas wrong. but could not move,
AZ he whispered o'cr and over;
A tale that was sweet with the tones % love,
IN voice that Vas sweet as a cooling dove;
And my face grcw hot, bot could not move
Prom the arms % my saucy lover.
Perhaps twas wrong but The clover smiicd,
And the blue grass nodded over;
And the stars pocpcd out with rlmmcr mild,
And WAS thoughucss, foolish child,
And he such handsome lover
Perhaps twas wrong hot could not know.
AZ mt him thorc In the clover,
That my heart would swell and my checks glow,
And the tslltAlo blood vould cbb aud now;
Perhaps twas wrong. bat loved him go
This reckless, brave young lover.
Long gears have passed, aud the wintry snow
Lics deep o'cr the nodding clover;
And NO sucam Of time Ia It, onwa ard now.
Has slaascd with the thoughts u long ago
That night with my handsome lover.
Bot he waves arc grooming soft and low
That story DER and over.
For my love was true. and loved him 20,
In the holding bloom and the shrondng snowt
And I'm visiting sull In the afiorriow
In The arms ~ my own true lover.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07
The first Advertisement.

II might be supposed that these an
nouncements Of births, marriages and
deaths, so interesting and valuable as
we have found them to be, would ear
ly have found a place in our newspa-
pers. Such, however, was not the
case until they had reached a pretty
mature age, although the earlier rep
resentative Of our newspapers-the
"Acta Diurna" of the Romans-con.
tainel such lists.
The first advertisement appeared on
the n of April. 1647, in a weekly pa
per called Perfect Occurrences Of Ep
cry Dale Journal IN Parliament ana
Other Moderate Inteliigmce-a name
that would make our newsboys frantic,
For several years, booksellers were
the only advertisers, but as newspa
pers began to circulate more among
less educated classes, other kinds Of
advertisements appeared and the col
umns gradually assumed business
like aspect. The Mercurius Politicu,
Of Sept. 80, 1868, contained the first
trade advertisement, which related the
charms of a "new drink, called by the
Chineans Tcha, by other nations 'tay,
alias 'tee.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07
LawIessgess Ramoa1f


up half a score of recent murders
says: In the meantime what is the
governor thinking ofH-giving recep
tons aud parties and parading about
the State, spending his time in the
parlor and boudoir, making speeches
and going the grand rounds with a
social flourish and blaro Of brass
bands
Truly il is small wonder that bat
talon of soldiers are required 10 pro-
tect prisoners during trial. People
see that mob law is the only law fear
ell or enforced ia Kentucky. If by
some exceptionally vigorous prosecu.
ton a man gets to the penitentiary for
n term Of years, after committing six
cold-blooded murders, the governor
pardons him. If newspaper vent
ures to criticise such outrageous abuse
Of the pardoing power, declaration
Is made by the governor himself that
any one who will kill or cut the ears
OF the offending critic will be pardon
ed before conviction.
We have no personal ill.will what
ever against Gov. Blackburn. On
the contrary, we have ever entertain
ed the kindest feelings toward him as
an individual aud a private citizen.
But it is our duty to condemn him as
chiefly responsible for the alarming
prevalence Of crime in the State, for
the contempt which is shown on every
hand for our criminal laws, for the
peril which to day overhangs the head
Of every citizen within the Common.
wealth.
There is no use in mincing matters.
The social condition Of the State is
worse than we have ever known it.
Murders are more frequent, punish
ment is lighter, pardons more numer-
Gus, aud abuses more fragrant than at
any period within our recollection,
running back fifteen years. Matters
are getting worse day by day. The
most alarming feature Of all is the in
difference of the public. No one
seems to see the carnival of crime and
social chaos 10 which we are rapidly
drifting. No one seems TO take to
himself the lesson Of current events.
No one seems TO realize the actual dan
ger which hangs over the lives of all.
Appeals To the order-loving and law.
abiding elements appear in vain and
idle. 1t is difficult to stir them.
Shocking tragedies at their very doors
do not startle them TO n realization of
the evils that are cursing Kentucky,
imperiling the lives Of her own citi.
zens, barring US against the current Of
immigration and commerce, and pre-
seniing us to the eyes of the world as
a reckless, GOd-deiYing, reeking band
of law.breakers and murderers.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07
Good Adnes.

A young lady writes to Brick Pom
eroy as follows: "Would | be safe in
marrying man whom l love and
who processes TO love me, and is hand
some, well educated and plenty of the
worlds goods, but is addicted to drink,
but says he will abstain after marriage
when he has sowed his wild oats 7
am an orphan, and write you as q
friend for advice" Pomeroy answer
ed about US follows You had better
get into your cOfIiu, pull down the
lid yourself, and be consecrated to
your mother earth, than marry a man
who drinks. There are thousands o.
poor women whose lives are wretcheC
by listening to the promise Of refOr'
nation after marriage. III you d.
not want to get into your coffin, taxi
the most obnoxious piece of old mea
that you can find and take it to you
bosom for a husband, rather thar
marry man debauched, degrades
and debased by strong drink.
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nhr Should Not Women NhistIe :


If the mere act Of whistling can
help and cheer a man so much, why
should il he denied to a woman If
whistliug will drive away the blues
and be company for a lonesome per-
son, surely women have much more
need Of its services than their broth.
ers, for to them come many more such
occasions than to men. There are
many who have not the gift of song.
Why should they not whistle as they
rock the cradle or perform their house
hold duties or accompany themselves
ON the pianoS But there is physi-
cal or hygienic advantage in whistling
which should excuse il against all the
canons of propriety or ''good form.
II is often remarked that the aver.
age girl is so narrow.ohested, and in
that respect compares so uniavorably
with her brother. May this not be
due il some measure to the habit Of
whistling which every boy acquires as
soon us he arrives at the dignity Of
pants, and girls seldom doS Let any
one try for five minutes the iuhaling
of the breath as it occurs in the act of
whistling. and the effect on the lungs
aRd chest cannot fail to be noticed.
A daily practice Of this kind would
be of more benefit than all the patent
inspiratOrs and chest exhausters in the
market. chronological Journal.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07
StonewaH Jacksohs Widow and DaUghte
VIII Get their Legacy.

StonewaH JaeAson's Widow and Daughter
VIII Get their Legacy.
The county court made the follow
ing order yesterday in the matter of
the petition of Stonewall jackson 8
widow and daughter for the payment
to them Of S4,099.l3, decreed to them
by the chancery court under the will
of Wade III. Bolton:
Ordered by the court that the con-
sent Of this court is hereby given to
L. M. Apperson, executor of Wade
IL. Bolton, to withdraw his appeal to
the supreme court in the agreed case
of Mary A. jackson and others VS.. +.
M. Apperson, executor, No. 4,O22,
III. d., on the chancery court Of Shell
by county, aud to pay to said Mary
A. jackson and Julia L. jackson,
widow and daughter of Gen. Thomas
L. jackson, the 81, 099.13 with prop.
I
err legal interest thereon, according to
the judgment and decree of the chan
Gerry court; and that when the same
is paid and receipt taken, that said
receipt shall be a good and proper
voucher for said payment to apply to
any account To which it is properly
chargeable in the settlement of said
estate. The clerk will certify a copy
of this order to the said f. M. Apper
son, executor, etc. This court does
not undertake TO adjudicate any CUES
ton involved in the litigation with
+. NJ. Apperson concerning the exec
utorship OF Wade IL. Bolton, deceas-
ed, but merely undertakes to give ii
consent SO far as it is authorized to do
to the above mentioned payment
Memphis Avalanche.
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The Old Steamboat Captain.

Mate. get ready down on deck,
I'm heading Tor the shore;
III ring the hell, for must land
This boat foreveimore.
Say, pilot, can you sec that light7
can-vhere angels stand
Well, bold her jaoksiaff harl on that,
For there I'm going 10 land.
That looks like Death a-haillng me.
SO CHASTITY, grim and pale
III toll the bell-I must ~ In;
never passed a hail.
Stop her LET her come In SLOW;
There; that will dO-no more;
The lines are fast, aud angels wait
To welcome me ashore.
Say, pilot, I'm going with them
Up yonder through the gate;
III not come back you ring the bell
Aud bach her out-don't wait.
For have made the trip Of life,
And found my landing place
III take my soul and anchor that
Fast 10 the throne Of grace.
-lwills. Hays On death Of Capt Whit
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Ernm nTnLes for 1nddl.rs ,.

Charles was little boy who loved his
Mother dearly, and whenever she told
him any thing he was very careful Ia
Obey.
One day in the Spring when the
birds we're singing and the buds on the
appletrees we're almost ready 10 burst
into beautiful white blossoms, Charles
asked his Mother for Ten Cents to
buy Marbles, for the ground was get
ting dry and the other boys we're be
ginning to enjoy their favorito Sport.
"You can have the money, my son, ="
said the Mother, "but you must prom
Use me not to play for Keeps, and eve.
ry night that yon can come home and
tell me truthfully that you have not
disobeyed your Mamma I will give
you Large Red Apple" And then
she kissed him Fondly, and he went
gayly away u School.
But before Charles had gone very
far he met Thomas Tough, who was
a Bad Boy. Charles told Thomas
about the Ten Cents his Mother had
given him to buy marbles with, and
also told him that he could not play
for Keeps unless he was willing TO go
without the Red Apple.
When Thomas heard this he said !:
"Give me the Marbles that you are
going to buy and l will play with
them for Keeps, and after School is
out we will Divide what have won,
for am a Superior Player. Then
you can truthfully tell your Mother
that you have not been playing for
Keeps, and will receive the Red APP.
ple."
SO Charles gave his Marbles TO
Thomas, and after School was out ask
ed him how many Marbles he had won
81 did not VIM" replied Thomas.
81 struck hard Crowd and lost"
Then Charles was sad, for he was a
pretty Tight Fisted little boy, and
began to Cry. But presently he said
to Thomas f: "YOu are a naughty boy,
and l hate you Very Much"
An then Thomas hit Charles in the
Nose and threw him down in the Dirt,
making his new panties look very bad
indeed.
So when Charles reached home he
told his Papa all about his troubles.
When he had finished his Papa said
to him: "You don't know as much as
Thompson's Colt, and l am going TO
Take Crack at you myself"
Then he gave Charles good Lick
ing and sent him TO bed without any
Supper. Aud when Charles had lain
on his Stomach for a while, because
he felt more Comfortable that way, he
said to himself: "No more Blind
Pools for me"
Do you not think he had Great
Head, children? / do.-GChicago
Tribune.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07

have recently opened in Richmond large and
complete Flaming Mill, and am prepared to furnish
every kind Of
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07

1t is customary among the Piutes
when chief dies to kill the medicine
man who attended him. This seems
to be a simple and expeditions way of
preventing the medicine-man from pre-
senting the Piute Congress with a bill
for S35. 900.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07

An anvil cast in Pittsburg is sup
posed 10 be the heaviest casting made
in this country. II is said 100 tons
of iron were melted 10 pour il.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-07

The deepest mine in the world, nc
cording to Prot. III. Hoefer. is the
Przibram silver mine in Bohemia.
The lowest depth Is $500 feet below
the surface.