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Jacob II. Boomer Of virgille. n. Y,
writes: "iour Thomas Electric Oil cured
badly.swelled neck and sore throat on my
son In forty.eight hours; one application
also removed the pain from very sore toe
my wile's foot was also much inillmcd-so
much so that she could not walk about the
house; sheapplied the oil, and III twenty
four hours was entirely cured."Nlt :
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Can man refrain from chopping the leaves
Of the Burdock with his cane As he passes ;
1t Is 'only weed" and yet few plants or
weeds arc so valuable, and few preparations
so popular. as Burdock Blood Bitters, In
which all It's valuable properties are 80 skill.
fully combined. It curesdyspepsia, indiges.
ton, constipation, govt, and all diseases
arising from impurities OF the blood. Price,
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NOnt's fur tho Girls.

Don't run down your young lady friends
in their absence; its mighty mean trait.
Don't iiirt. ".".70 r.'..'H' .' p
Dom talk SLING. 81" $1,000 st.
Don't put on airs. .7N1 -@', '"''
Dom learn to be cranky. ~
Don't try to arrest attention. =.
Don't think its pretty to be pert. ~ I
Don't make drudge Of your mother.
Don't say mo" when you mean Eyes"
Don't NEEDLE with other peoples beans.
:; Don't make u fright Of yourself to be in
the prevailing fashion. ,'- fn,.e.j{
Don't engage in picking up chance &C.
qunintances on the street. |,-N sr.r.
The filtration signs between the sexes
are numerous, known only to weak silly
gIrlsand lewd women, and brainless young
men. sut.nu n.n.a. 'G.g,
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MANY silly people de,piss tho precious,
not understanding It," But no one despi.cs
Kidney. after having given 1t a trial.
Those that have used 1t agree that 1t Is by fur
the best mcdici ne known. It's action is
prompt, thorough md lasting. Don't take
pills, and other mercurals that poison the
system, but by, using ,kidncy.Wort restore
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"HAcEMkrAck," a lasting and fragrant pei
fume. Price Is and 50 cents, III. b.. -

sHlLon's CURE WILL Immediately relieve
Group, Whooping cough and Bronchitis.
For DYSPEPSIA and Liver Complaint, You
have printed guarantee on every bottle OF
Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never fails to cure. 2
A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle oil
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price SO cents. a.
Sold by Il. Booking, agent, under Odd Eel.
lows Hall, and by r. II. List, 1910 Main
street. y 1aiT.'.l -l. ..A.-Nn .-Gl
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Go TO your druggist for Mrs. Freeman's
New National Dyes For brightness and dur.
ability OF color are unequaled. Color from
two to five pounds. Directions in English
and German. Price Is cents. DIV
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SENATOR JONES, OF Nevada, according to
an interview in tho Chicago Tribune, be-
licvcs in paying off the National debt as
fast rs possible, Tho capital SO released he
thinks finds investment in the newer West.
ern and Southern States and makes money
custer and more abundant In those sections
tIe fayors some plan Of buying out; the
holders OF the four per cent bonds, and
substituting bond with lower rate Of in.
terest. This, he Is persuaded, would be n
good business operation for the Govern
ment. " ia'as'T,l i.lit}.H4'ffH5a
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THAT feeling Of laneuor and debility that
follows physical eIertion, removed by using
Browns Iron Bitters. p&w
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"BuclliIi,AibN,"

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kid
ney, Bladder and Urinary Discusses. 81
Druggists. 5..Es.f.. ZlGg5sl
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MEDICAL,
0R, ]. E. SMITH,
-. .,,. rlIApLINE STREET.

~ M CHAPLlNE STREET.
' ",i,,re ola physcian's success Il the ties.
ntssis lIu,,,s,Ienu The increN Ing demands iol
:stny9l hnpnI services prove that have dealt
n FC'Sss .na I.ifiy with those who have consulted
,oO1el,, s Nv a patients name Without permis'
q hCs,h have many huna, sas hSa 49,, i,oal
81 HaS;s%snnllS. A thoUush medical education,
bastl perlence and fAmi iarity
lib ninl I,,,ir agents, n close observance Of TEN.
yAAti'PS,sa"u lIrrItIrt and strict attention 10
snneaN a, N srrlpptlt inNitcs hlicceks, II cure ID
yt,9F .nd I InnllygIye tho patient my opinion.
mONlII PROOF
~ and Liver Diseases and Rheumstlxm .-
Of led =? zE iT'i rli fHia g."
Wheeling, VIVA.
:. po,ypu. Of Nose. Impaired Voice; sui.
u4r,,, ~: prs,eHt medicine failed 10 help mo.
N:1SO0Hp'S'eHc SnIHitRLES cnApDucx,
oispeldel 4 Co, Wheeling, ". Va.
Nd, and liberated stolnaGh.o"rTalment
sja''A's'T THOMAS HOLT. Ilwurance Agent. :
'i them ''i S Siisi { SSsill Sti s%l'h
$50 punniRg Sores Oh Head. My kon wAx
FL, fourteen years. Nothing seemed 10
81 W. Gu Mrs. CATHERINE CAiB.
Markelstreet, Wheeling, ". Va 4
nsusetr,i for yeRs with cancer. Had II
nsa t,,ncs. Il returned after each olera.
siHina !n,Iih cured me without knite, caliatic or
y W. SUM-" MRS. II. N. CIRCUIT. -
-, r,o,. Of AnuA-Flst Of my back for Is
"A ss,,orted dying. Dr.Bmith cured mo with.
aIils' u a'S "s THOMAS coLvIE.
n...,,e Grocer, Main H.. Wheeling. W. VA $
-ts,ISa. Of lIrtum. ProlAp4us and PLEA
. hn,,.n 10 to die and pronounced incurAble.
NuES rund me without knife"
s.'aa e1'S' WASHINGTON DELANY, l..s
Martins Forty.
,.uo I.td wr!.ee-"Dr. Smith professional
" t!In nv family have been most sAtlsiactory
t =, "oonmtni him to all as gentleman and 4
srtlphys!Clm:" ,,., ,r,.
.!..,s y.A,. and treated by many phyhlclanA 10!
E,r.,St nr. smith said hhd aSpo'Worm and
VII AOun removed monhter w ieet losk;
re-, IN" nr secular advantages In such cascs.
ksLt..,"rrd Of cniarrh, diseases OF heart, liver,
Nns stinew, sgin, blood. nervous affections
E.1.tnr,.,, Of men and youth, hcroiulA aud
.nssr,lt,,l,y 10 my success.
..t,trd Wihou, the knife. t
ns,., al distant may be treated by letter and
E..,ion yustartec,l. A chart Tor nell examinn.
.s.to an tecelr, Of two three cent stamps, and
sa.,y,.,,or Al Office free. Ofllsc hsun from . 1.
Iii, M. daily, Call on or address
le'h - J, Z, SMlTlI, NJ. D.,
:, Va III (,haplne It,, Wheeling, ", Va,
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NERVES, brain and muscles gain strength
and the power OF endurance By using Browns
Iron Bitters. y 80. -,a .paw
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As tonic and neryinc for ..debilitated
women nothing surpas.es Dr. pierce's Favor
ito Prescription" by druggists. rurAw Z
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Tho Charm Of Reserve.

1t is perfectly true that familiarity breeds
contempt. Be- not too anxious, therefore,
to give away yourself-to wear your heart
upon your sleeve. II is not only unwise,
it is wrong to make your secret soul COM
mon property; for you bring the delicate
things Of the heart into contempt by, e1-
posing them to those who cannot under.
stand them. a., ..5lTg
Nor, again should you claim too much
openness rs duty due to your child, your
friend, your wife, or your husband. Much
OF the charm OF life is ruined by extract
ing demands Of confidence. Respect the
natural inodesty Of the soul; its more deli
cate flowers Of feeling close to their petals
when they are touched too rudely. Wait
with curious love-with eager interest
for the time when, oil being harmonious,
the revelation will come Of it's own accord,
undemanded. The expectation has its
charm, for, rs long rs life has something 10
lean on, life isinteresing; rs long as friend
las something to give, friendship 10 de-
lightful. *f,
Those who wish 10 destroy all mystery
in those they love, to have everything rs
vealcd, are unconsciously killing their own
Joys. It is much TO DO with those who
h0ye many things to say to US which we
cannot bear my. tits much to live with
those who sometimes speak TO us In para.
bles-ifwe, love them. Love needs some
indefin.eness in order to keep its charm.
| tcsprpj, which saves love from the famil.
iarty, which degradey II is kept vivid
when We feel there Is q mystery in those
we love, which comes of depth Of character.
Remember that In violating your own re.
serve or that Of another, you destroy TINT
sensitiveness OF character which makes SO
much OF il inc sSccsatv Of character; which is
not 20 common as not to mako iita cruel
thing 10 6poilit, .s...
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! Tnr Rev. Gro. II. THAYER, of Bourbon,
Ind, says: both myself and wife owe oui
lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure."o ~
u ARE YoU MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation. Dizziness. Loss OF Appetite,
Yellow Skin P. ShiIoh's Vitalizer Is n positive
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Mothers! Mothers !! Mothers,

swlFT's s. Specific cures scrofula, Mercurial
Poison, old Sores, or any impurilv. '' ~
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ONE HUNDRED DoiLAEs reward for better
remedy. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment ia
ASSURE cure for Piles. ,A..ri i rAw r
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sHlLon's CArAnru REMEpY.-a positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphlhcrin and Canker Mouth.
Sold by E. Booking, agent. under Odd Eel.
lows Hall, and by r. H.. List, 1910 Main
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nSe Meisburs G25 u, stcubcnville 9:65 A., n,
making 1sl,g. cleo 1a. ,eonnsS!lon ior western points,
1'ains leaving solnlubus a, $50 ?. u and SIS 4,
Columbus daily. except sunday, d, $40 p NJ. win
mSepiliR car ATTACHED, arriving In Chicago at En
FG1 mnSf rnnS se,s can 30 secured In aIysnce
PullT1Ana Palace drawing Room slemlnc ca,,
!hf,3'nSh without change ira envlte Gyt "a
riiMsaelphiT and New York. West 10 Columbus
CINCINNATI c. iSouTille indianapolis and 81. Louis.
aSoom,nodAtons and any lufther inior,nstionS sns
Ply SEO: q. TOML!NsoS. Ticket Agent. At taiI.
9 9Sso. n pspot i9ot 9! Eleventh atree OF city
1'cAes omce, under Ac1nre House, Wheeling. :;
IT { -lEI. ~ :. JAMES MCCREA, y
Manager. Columbus Ohio,
~ Il. A. FORD, $50
Gcn'l Pnta and Ticket Aprnt Pittshu-rh Ia
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I - f.
q, 0LOTHtNG.-J, BRiLLES, iEl
a.
s@9@. THAI At
.Hu|:ls','bja;Inl]dofYolu|rls
(. AZ oagiJ$ AND AM e--7.,. .l5a ll,l
THAT BOY Of YOURS, e.

VIII both require new and service.
able garments for Fall and Winter
wear. by coming with them to
our store, you will experience no
difficulty III getting their wants
supplied according to your eco.
nomic ideas and their particular
tastes. Our statesmen will ut them
to perfection, and absolute satisfac.
ton will DO theirs and yours.
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Why WILL you cough when Shilol's Cure
will give immediate relief. Price 10 cts, 90
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SDaily except Sunday. II.I-f- go 40. : =
No. a aud No. stop at all Stations

~ y: S 2. Palace. drawing Room ard Sleeping Can
Close connections Gre made for all 2oin,s South
AND Southwest, North and Northwest, making THU
desiable route for colon.ss md perSons moving
given. III :. - "i1'e' "'>' A''S'''oH
WHEELING. PITTS. AND BALTIMORE DIV
l1aSe Mheell.g....6;40 An, l:So F. NJ, $40 =. T.
Tickets to all principal points on sale nj pcpot.
MEG 0rcn ut all hours during the day. !,
given. VIII, CIiSi ESTS NJ NJ TA'
CLEVELAND 4 PITTSBURGH r. r.
EsA - !i &:
CohdehseI lime Table OF Passenger Trains, cor
RlvER DIvlSlOS-GolEG WEST. &.
1 MIMI II u ..--.-. --III;-------1-.----
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srocKs-The market at the opening was weak
and p:iccs showed a decline from ycs,crdsy's
closing figures Of Ha per cent, the latter In Rch.
mohd = Dhnviile. liz the carly dealings there was
fractional recovery In the general list after which
the market becane wcas, and about li:lo decline
rahsinS from 10 ~ per cent was recorded, in
which Louisville & Nashville, Omaha preferred
Union Pacific, Denver 4 Rio Grande and Michigan
Central were prominent. while Richmond & Dan.
vile dropped 10 per cent 10 IS and Richmond 4
Nest rolnt2 per cent 10 ~. - =
In the early part Of the afternoon Richmond 4
Danrille recovered 5 per cent, Richmond 4 West
Point ~ per cent and the remainder OF the list ia
per cent, the latter Louisville & Eash'Ille' 81,
the market again became heavy and fall OF Ln3
per cent. Richmond & Dauville and Denver K RIo
Grande leading the decline. Subsequently tic
market Became strong and In the final dealings to.
corded an ADVANCE Q! M per cent Richmond 4
Danville. Louisville & Nashville, Denver q ria
Gnnde: Union Pacific and Texas paci6c being
GIo,sPisIi99us therein. while Richmond 4 Weai
,tSrons 1n, With list cent lower
ncnrolis & Manitoba, while Richmond q Dnny iIlt
closed J? rer cent lower. Louisville { Nashville
and Nashville & chattanooga were exceptions cari,
closing per cent higher. ~>''
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r. ATTORNEYS, 90 ~
GEO. R. E. GILCHRIST, ,.,I,
once with Taylor 4 Darr, -. - l:,
!, Admiralty and Maritime Law specially. Coliec.
tons promptly made. .s'jfF'f - su2i
wv. W. COWDEN, 77777777 ~
W. ATTORNEY At LAW. ~ - 'sh''
Once, 10. l2e2 Chapline st.. Wheeling W. Vansp
Prompt attention To al business ia7nsv
n r. COWDEN, ~ : ~ ~ 7-----'.3
No. l22 Chapllne st., Wheeling, ", Va. m,sl
3HANNIBAL FORBES, --------- ,
IL - ATTORNEY AT LAW. NI' ~ 'aHi
O@ce. Custom Aone, Wheeling, W. Va. ,a!a -,
JAMES P.,ROGERS,- ------ y - /,
- ATTORNEY AT Law. telWs
ri no: 1N Chspline g., opposite The Court Honso,
NlecHls. ". We = :. , - .--i ''f fe5n
nANIEL LAMB, y------ .----------- I-'.-,,
~ ATTORNEY AT LAE. ''''
l., NO; isIs Market Rtrcct lover City D1nt,) vical.
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New York Money and STOCKS.

NEW ionK. October 5.-MOncy 3a7 Der cent
closing offered al per cent Primo mercantile
bills weak At 81 80; demand 81 s..
observation-disclosures on,y a.''... .f..
The Evening critic., 1882-04-04
The LOST Steamshins.

Sir Henry wrixon Becher, Bart, Of crcagh,
County Cork, ireland, and Lady Becher were
saved from the steamship Douro, which was
sunk in a collision off Cape Finlsterre with
the steamer Yrurac Bat. The names OF no
Americans appear in the list of saved. The
Douro had on board $4,000 pounds in specie.
Her crew numbered eighty-one. The loss OF
life would have been much greater II the
collision had occurred earlier on her voyage,
as 1T5 passengers from Brazil were landed at
the captain, four officers, the first and secoud
engineers and four passengers are among the
drowned. The Liverpool agents OF the Yrurac
Bat state that she had only nine steerage pas
sengers all Of whom where Spanish, and were
saved. dispatch from the agent OF Lloyd 8
at Corunna, Spain, says the British consul and
his family, from Pernambuco, were saved.
Thirty-two persons are missing from the
Douro and 10 from the Yrurac Bat
The Evening critic., 1882-04-04
JESSE JAM ES.
The Notorious Outlaw Killed at last
A TreacherOus Deed.

dispatch from st. Joseph, Mo-, dated April
8, says: great sensation was created IN this
city this morning by the announcement that
Jesse James, the notorious bandit and train
robber, had been shot ard killed here. In a
small frame shanty In the southeast part of
the city, on the hill, not far from the Worlds
Hotel, Jesse James has lived with his wife
since some time in November last. Two mem.
bers Of his gang, Robert and Charles Ford, and
James were in the front room together about
o o'clock this morning. James took off his
belt and laid his pistols on the bed, preparing
to wash himself, when Robert Ford sprang up
behind him, and sent bullet through his
brain. The ball entered the back OF his head
at the base of the right brain, coming out over
the eye. The Ford brothers at once made
known what they had done, and gave thcm-
selves up. They are now under guard at the
courthouse. James wife has telegraphed to
his mother the news OF his death.
number of men have identified the body,
and there is no question about Its being that
Of Jesse James. A look at the body at the
undertaker's showed that he was fine-look
ing man, apparently forty years old, with
broad forehead, and his physiognomy was that
Of an intelligent as well as resolute and dar
ing man. The house where James lived and
in which he was killed has the appearance of
an armory. number OF guns and pistols, in
cluding a repeating rifle, needle gun and
navy revolvers, with good store OF ammuni-
tion, were found there. Jesse was In the habit
Of wearing two belts, with brace of very fine
.1eVOlVerS ana twenty-five extra carriages. In
a small stable near the house were discovered
several fine horses, the property Of James.
The Ford brothers claim that they are de-
tectiyes, and that they have been on James
tracks for long time. 1t is believed they
were with James in the Blue Cut train robbery
and that they were influenced in killing him
by the hope OF getting the big reward which
has been offered for James, dead or alive, by
the Governor and by the express and railroad
companies.
1t Is learned that Ford, who is believed to be
member Of the gang, was under the control
OF Police Commissioner Craig, OF Kansas City,
and has been used as an instrument for
James destruction. Ford is n young man
about ID years old, and looked like a verdant
youth from the country. In appearance he is
a mere boy, and is the last person in the
world to be taken as the slayer OF the famous
outlaw.
The Evening critic., 1882-04-04
SOCIETY,".
what ~ Going on i'm the social
world.


The "rcvcrend slcnors" OF scientific circles
In the city were Invited last saturday by Pro.
fessor Baird TO meet at the carp pond to wilt
ness the capture OF the FISH. The invitations
were In due form, and bore the Professors
signature; but a number OF them remembered
Il was April Fools day. and determined not to
be taken in by any such transparent device,
and they stayed away, thereby making them
selves true poissons a driii, for It was q bona
fide affair, and only the fact OF the high tide
On saturday saved them from disappoint-
ment The draining took place yesterday In
the presence OF the President, several mem-
bers of the Cabinet, the Fish Commission, and
other invited guests.
Major Dunn, L. 8. A., Is visiting his parents,
General and Mrs. Dunn, at their home on Cap.
itol Hill. His charming wife did not come
East with him, but remained at Fort Leaven-
worth, fact her friends here regret ex.
tremely.
The wedding OF Miss Jessie wallen and Mr..
Kirkland, of New York, will take place on
Easter Tuesday. 1t is tho elimination of
most romantic love story, and Is n brilliant
match for the fair Kentuckian. Mr.. kirkland
Is member OF the stock Exchange and IL also
prominent in New York society. The young
bride-elcct we all know, and nothing is too
pretty or graceful to Say about her.
At the dejelney a Ia Jou2chefto given by Mrs.
Nathan S. Lincoln last Saturday to her friend
and guest. Miss Beach, most graceful Joke
was played upon those present In commeniO-
ration of the day-a Joke which, in my men
tion OF the entertainment yesterday was too
hurried to give an account OF. The table was
ulieu WIN HONtls, IL polucl ul cdCn pltte iilu
bowls Of cut flowers at every curve, but the
centrc-piece was a fools cap of pink and blue
silk, with tiny bells pendant tfom the points.
II was perched on cake stand, and
after the four courses had been served 1t was
plucked from Its place, displaying n pyramid
Of crisp, brown forcenuts, which were handed
and taken, although each guest suspected
some trick. As the nuts were broken apart, Ion :
filaments strung out, and amidst much laugh
ter they were discovered to be cotton dipped
In batter and fried. But the point OF the joke
was that each held n silver bangle ornament,
so that the bracelets and watch chains
Of Mrs. Crowninshleld, Mrs. Frank Greene,
Miss Lee, Miss Frelinghuysen, Miss Cults,
Miss Beach and Mrs. Hazen are the richer for
pig, elephant mouse, bear, monkey or dog.
The Evening critic., 1882-04-04
National Hotel Arrivals.

j. G. Bush, Phila.; d. w. Mcclellan, n. Y;
A. o Neal and wife, New Haven, Conn., Jacob
Sands, Mo-; NJ. V. Nichols, Iowa. W. s. o. ID.
Bobinson, n, c.; b. +. Lelsenring, Charles
town, W. va; DIR. wichle and family, Phila.
j. +. holland, Va; j. Franck Ramsey, Chicago;
John 7. Hunt, Val A. Rosenberg, N. Y; + s..
well, Nd; i. l.. Marshall, Nd; H. Il. Stevens,
Cleveland, OHIO; S. Is. Perry, Chicago; @. W.
Hunt, N. T.; II. II. Berger, Va; James r..
Lyle biekey, ILL.,; j. p. Groot, Mass, ?. A.
Mcdonald, Mass. l.. Kramer, Chlcago; ]. W.
Cunningham, n. c.; Miss Sue Cunningham,
N. c.i l.. Termillyear and Wife, Wis; Il. V.
Anderson, Richmond, Ind.i NJ. W. Hogshead,
Va: w. T.. Deervin and Wife, Boston; j. W.
Plum, n, y; L. NJ. Blackmon, TENN Thomas
A. Youghn, Va.
The Evening critic., 1882-04-04
Barberisnas.
Boston TRANSCRIPT.

Boston Transcript.
Jones steps into the barbers shop,
10 get a simple shave;
The raz0r's rubbed upon the slrOp,
The barber gins to layo
The face OF Jones with lather white,
And says, with oily tongue,
"XOur hair, good sir, too long Is, quite
Says Jones, ~ like II long"
The barber coughed, and then "Y0ur hair
Ia getting thin" he said:
my tonic, sir says Jones, 81 swear,
IloNea smooth bald head"
The barber scrapes at Jones face,
But soon he stops to say,
"a little hair dye ON this place"
Says Jones, 81 would be gray
The barber gtops again 30 say
s'iou'd Ike good shampO0f'
Says Jones, 'Ny head Is bald and gray
Ike IL dirty, tooi'
The barber has no more 20 say;
quite plalnly he Is veXed;
IN silence grim lac works Away,
Then nercely calls out, "Nextl"
The Evening critic., 1882-04-04
Presbytery of washington CITY.

Tie Iresbytery OF Washington city, which
meets this evening in the Fourth Presby-
terian Church, Rev. Joseph I. Kelly, pastor,
embraces churches Of that denomination In
Washington city, Georgetown, Alexandria, and
in the adjoining counties of Maryland and
Virginia. At present the Presbytery consists
OF - ministers, 80 churches, ana has under
ministry, together with 4,20t communicates.
During the last year there was contributed for
benevolent purposes S1O,3S5, while the
amount raised for salaries and the support OF
the church was $5S,392. The meeting this
evening Will be opened with sermon by Rev.
DR.. Howe OF Georgetown, and will continne Its
sessions which promise TO be very interest
ing, through Wednesday.