The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-07-25
FLEA BITES.

SOHbs Lhl tS ALL SCHAICH.
Tho Bernhardt is falling She has lost the pure
brilliancy of her complexion and the irresistible
grace of her smile. Her face has become wan her
chin has lost Its delicate curves and her lips BY be-
coming thin have widened her mOuth.-Ex.
Le,'s see, how long has she been married. If long
enough to throw up her breakfast every morning.
it is no wonder she has become wan.
"A Philadelphia man has figured up that he
will $500 ice cream, carriage hire and thea
ter tickets this year. He has married the girl
cries and soft white Asnnels he'll wish he had
stuck to the ice cream and carriage hire.
Oscar Wilde 80 Impressed q young man at
Waco, Texas, that he constantly wears
knee breeche., black stockings, velvet coat and
If he had impressed him 20 that he would have
worn ga shirt he might have looked better.
Summer trousers are 20 sttenusted in style that
when young man Of the period sits down in
them he viii wish that he had stood up and saved
rent.-Ex.
Now If he only had dress 70 cover them he
would have exactly the style adopted by certain
society belle Of this eli and he wouldn't care q
cent for the rent.
"A woman's heart is q small sfair-Ex.
Very true but il can hold the biggest and strong
est man ever created.
An exchange has an article headed Get
Hold of Boys Heart" Bah The place to get
hold of boy 10 the seruf of the neck.-BostOs
Post.
Yes, Or at the waist hand so that a slipper m.v
successfully get in its work where il will 10 the
most good
OIive oOan prpoupces Rerpbardt,s busban nj
hi.hly kissable.-Ex.
Of course he is. Bernhardts taste in this respect
is we'll known.
A fashion journal says: Pants are eui skin
tight, gently sioping towards the feet, when they
pasted to the ankles with Duclage, intended tn
keep ants from crawling up mans legs at pie
nies." This is all well enough as far as II goes but
do they think no one but men attend pien'es'-
OF course they do not think that, hut they know
there isn't an 'aunt" in the country would bother
the leimbs of the other at picnic. If it were
an uncle now, il would be different matter.
A London clergyman OF the West End makes
charge OF $ year to women Who want spiritual
advice.-Ex.
very reasonable charge too, fer it might be pes
sible al the end OF the year he would have to Use
about ten times that amount fee a lawyer.
Jay Gould works seven days a week and fifty
two weeks year. Small snd delicate in figure. he
tolls with tremendous energy. He carries fifty
millions on his back.-Ex.
Blue ointment will kill 'em. We never had them
that bad but if Jay will buy barrel OF omit
ment, he get rid of the pesky things in week
ar sO.
A young lady of HOly yoke, Mass, where there
are fl We women to man, has come forward .
In hAshplOrS and offers lead a
OF 100 maidens out in MissOuri.-Ex.
Bring out your maidens the bachelors are wait;
ing for them. But say, sis, if YOU get them mar
red il will be- better for their reputation than to
bring them to the bachelors.
We notice that in Washington City . night
blooming eereus opened ON the same night a. did
the one in Mrs. Pettys yard, in this city, and the
next day the lady who owned the plant became the
mother of handsome daughter.-Ex.
From the above one can readily believe that the
might bloOmer" had . very serious EFFECT"