Daily Republican., 1882-09-23
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Sun sets 9 SO,

Sun rises 6.4S. sun sets Ga.
. Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
stewed crabs arFullmer's
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Clocks, lamps, lamps, cheap 99c. store.
Dr Darmon's office, 1874 Camac st. Phila
Get your corfAA roasted at 4O9 King street
g. S. Humphrey & Bro, one price hatters
Fresh stock Of that "NimrOd" tobacco Al
Mullins west Front Street
Fine IS X. Plain Gold Rings, at 4, Z
Hanrs, 10 East Fourth street.
Pure cider vinegar at the old grocery store
OF W. h Lloyd, 7th and King.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher, the erfestion
OF pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
fine retouched cards for 81 ~ Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody Knowp that Holland makes the
best tin types Ia the city. No. 4 East Third
streeG between Market nd King.
The finest two dollar ha Is In the city can
De found at Ross ll6 Market street, also the
Dest assortment of white shirts, underwear
necktles and notions. 1t will pay you to call
Geo. X. Baugh does the finest wood cary.
Ing for buildings and cars, also the finest
mouldingS of all kinds Tor photographs and
q sorts OF pictures. Call and see. No, 5O7
Shipey st.
Seven LeaVenwOrth doctors gathered
around man who had fallen on the side
walk. -Four Of them called iC case Of sun.
stTOke, and the other three said it was O fit.
Along came small boy and proved it was a
banana peel.
The owner Of g pair Of bright eyes saws
that the rettiest compliment she ever 70.
ceived came from child Of four years The
little fellow, after looking intently at her
eyes moment, inquired uatively," are your
eyes new Ones?''
A Prince, laughing at one OF his couriers,
whom he had employed in several emphasizes
told him he looked like an owl. II know
not what LOOK hke,n answered the cOurtier
''but this know, that have had the honor
everai times to represent your macs y in
person.
People who are not so very particular ab Jut
the color OF their bread my SO 90 per barrel
flour is sure to please. Tho bread is sWeeter
and richer than -four costing very much
more. have grades of -four at all prices.
The cash will get you bargain, w. D. Pick
els, 4O7 King st.
You must admit, DOCTOR said a witty
lady.tO celebrated doctor Of divinity with
whom she was arguing the question of the
quality of the sexes''-yOu must admit that
woman was created before man! well
really, madam - said the astOuished divine,
VI must ask you tG prove your case" That
can he eas.ly done, sir. Wasn't Eve the first
maid?
4 young bachelor Sheriff wGs called upon.
to serve attachment against a beautiful
young widow He accordingly called upon
her and said, Madam have an attachment
for y ~" Tne widow blushed and said his
att achment was rectprocated. You don't
under tand me. you must proceed to court
Il know 1t is leap year, sir, but prefer you
to do the urting" Mrs. P, this is 10
time for triding, the Justice is waiting. Jus.
ttce isH Why prefer parson =
Be warned in time, winter is coming and
some day soon when the thermometer has
dropped down to freezing point, you will find
your heater Is out o. order and need repair.
ing badly or you must have new one Every
stove dealer will be busy, and you may have
to endure considerable inconvenience, and
perhaps suffering until you can be fixed up.
he best y an is 10 attend to this now, and
the best place to have 1t done Is at the old
stand, 81 Il. 4th st. H. F. Pickels.
He wonders the street in an OLD striped coat,
With tnkmarks all over his arms
And never Slirt-c0llar Rraces his threat,
And no wajStcoat his brave bosom warns
A scraggy beard grows all over his face,
And he looks very much like tramp:
His hair 10 uucut, and in Heats grim en-
He appears most decidedly damp.
Why does this young man, so careful in dress
Now look very much like hummer?
All! bitter the truth that l must here confess
His girls gone away for the Summer.