The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1882-01-20
Odd Items.

Here we have Il young man. He is
looking at the large house, which belongs
to gentleman who has daughter.
VIII he go inl Yes, if the dog is tied
Fair-haired girls call the electric the
blonde light. This is where they get the
best of the brunettes.
a New Jersey man couldn't see any
danger" in smoking while weighing
powder. lie can't see any thing now
The aesthetics are daily gaining strength
and assurance. They now speak of hash
as "a mosaic
DON'T THROW Ur TIE SPONGE.
When suffering humanity are enduring
the horrors of dyspepsia, Indigestion, or
nervous and general debility, they are
too often inclined to throw up the
We say, don't do it. Take Burdock
Blood Bitters the unfailing remedy.
Price $1.00 trial size 10 cents
Why may tipsy man fall into the
river with impunity? Because he won't
drown as long rs his head swms.
The papers announce the coming re-
turn of the fashions of the Elizabethan
era. This is ruff on the ladies.
lie kept his diary religiously until the
7th of January when he found it made
very respectable shaving paper-Puch
WIEN THERE'S a WILL THERE'S A WAY.
Anyone who has the will to try
Thomas Eclectric Oil will surely find the
way to robust health, in cases of bron-
chial affections, sore throat, pains, etc;
and as an internal remedy, it is in
valuable.
II don't like that cat. It's got splinters
in its feet was the excuse of 4-year-
old for throwing the cat away.
Spectaces for horses have become the
correct thing in SaXony, but the most
aristocratic jackasses wear only one eye
glass.
Doctors say that the gout may be in
herited. If any fellow leaves us the
gout, we shall contest his will on the
ground of insanity.
Everything should be in character.
For instance, search warrants should be
printed on tracing paper" and wedding
notices on fools cap"
a Texas man was lynched for riding
a mule on Sunday. 1t was another mans
mule, by the way.
Two highwaymen recently stole a
New York editors pocketbook and then
dashed toward the ferry. They were of
course captured, as they didn't have
money enough to GROSSLY. Y. Dis
patch.
a DELICIOUS BANQUET.
The modern epicure is too often af-
tlicted with dyspepsia, indigestion or
; constipation after having satiated his ap-
petite with a delicious banquet and all
luxuries of the season. Burdock Blood
Bitters are positive cure for these and
all other disorders of the stomach. Price
Sl.00, trial size 10 cents.
t The only way to put stop to the in
Vulnerable suicides which occur in France
every year, said speaker in the As
| sembly, sis to make the act a capital of
; Tense, punishable with death,
bismarck says that the next generation
will care more for pie than for glory
; And there's a good deal more in pie than
glory.-Deh'OU Free Press.
, Talmage says he finds that religion is
{ not a groan, but song. One would
think from his actions that he had found
, it to be a circus EAnira Free Press.
Cleanliness we are told, sis next to
godliness' Under these circumstances,
we may assume that soap is next 10
= charity; at all events, let's soapso or
soapose so.
1 VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, TENN.
AS a disinfectant and detergent, Prof.
= = Darby's Prophylactic Fluid is superior to
any preparation with which | am ac
Il quainted. ii u. LurroN, Prof. Chem.
. Darby's Prophylactic Fluid purifes a
7 foul atmosphere, destroying the infect
ious germs, gives relief and comfort to
the sick and protection from contagion
to those nursing. In all cases of small
pox, scarlet fever, diphtheria, typhoid
yellow and relapsing fevers its use will
o stop the spread Of infection.
The aesthetic craze has struck Lead
e vile. a prominent Clergyman of that
d city has written to inquire which is the
d more correct taste for a horse thief being
e lynched-to carry lily or a sunhower,
d An account of Chicago funeral says
q that the burial casket was made to con
., form as far as possible with the comfort,
u the occupant was won't TO surround him