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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-02-06
Ay er S H air Vigor.
FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR
TO ITS Nl1uRiL rITaLIrr aNp coLoE

Advancing years, sick
ness, care. disappoint-
ment. and hereditary
predisposition. all turn
the hair gray. aud eth
or of them incline 1t to
Shed rrematurely,
' AYERS HAIR NIGoR,
My long and extensive
|, use. has proven that il
stops the falling of the
hair Immediately. often
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-02-06

KHNNEHkG t'UUNTf-fn Probate learf, Ae d al
awgusfa, or fAe second Monday Of January, 1889
-TOSEPH W. PATTERSON. Administrator on ths
81 estate Of Josiah W. Humphrey, late OF Augusta.
N said County, deceased. having presented his rsi
arrunnt Of administration for allowance:
ORpERxp, That notice thereof be given thrrs
ks eucceesively prior 10 the second Monday Of Feb
mary next, In the kenuelec Journal. q newspaper
nrinfed n Augusta. that all persone interested may
sffen6 q : Probate Court then to be held q
Aseuuts, and show cause. II any. Why the same
shssld 1T . s'esss R,rrRY O. pRAN J.A,.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-02-06

rcnews the growth: and always surely restores its
color when faded and gray II stimulates the nutri'
tive organs TO healthy activity, and preserves both
the hair and its beauty. Thus brashy. weak or sick
" hair becomes glossy, pahle and strengthened
lost hair re-grows with lively expression, falling
hair is checked and stahlished thin hair ,hickens,
and faded gray hairs resxNe their original color
Its operation Is and harmless. II cures dan,
drun. heals all hnmors. and keeps the scalp. cool
clean and soft-undcr which conditions, diseases OF
the scalp are impossible.
As dressing for ladies' hair, the NicoH is prsis-
ed for its grateful and agreeable perfume. aud val
ned for the stf us,r and richness OF tone imparts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-02-06

ANY business main, farmer, miner or manufacturer
in the United States who reads the ,ransacions-noi
sssip-of the Stock, Produce, Cotton, Mining ana
Petroleum Boards of New York City (the trade centre
of the nation) finds the value hundredfod the cost
The New York Banker and Broker, OF
A. Broad street, New York, the best daily dial or
journal of all these Boards Exchanges, costs but
IS year. months t.ial 81. ana money refunded
If not satisfactory. Samples free. lani6'&wfw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-02-06

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN the, IN. -
A. Der has been duly appointed Executor 81
the last will and testament Of u'o' VI
SARAH WADE, late of Augusta
IN the County of Kennebec, deceased tsst...
ass that trust by giving bond as the ia
Mrecis: All persons, therefore, having da.,.nds
sGainst the estate of said deceased are desred 1 III
niof the same for settlement; and All indeh4s, =,
eaio estate are requested to make immediafs
T., a 1000 II. EUGENE SIXTH.
3W4s
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-02-06
Min anbertissn,ents.

A -BEATTY's NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
N ,holiday presents; square grand pianoiortes
four very handsome round corners, rosewood cases
three unisons Beatys matches iron frames, stool,
book, cover. boxed. $393.sS to $90s DO; cata
loeue prices, $500 10 $1,000; satisfaction guar.
an,eed or money refunded, after years use; up
right pianofortes, Sl2J to Sass; catalogue prices
$500 toSSOO; standard pianotor'es Of the uni.
verse as thousands will testify write for mammoth
list of testimonials Beattys cabinet organs oathe
dral, church, chspel, parlor. sac upward; visitors
welcome free carriage meets passengers illustrated
catalogue (ho,iday edtion) free. Address or call
upon DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington. New
Jersey janl6t &w4w
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
Review OF lngot Cooper 1Garhe'

The lull which has characterized
the metal market, and PestIcoIafly
that Of copper, for the past tew weeks,
w. itensi6ed BY the elections, %
that sales of Lake Superior DID nos
exceed $50, 900 pounds nt lSc: . IStc:'
while the remaining brands, heltl-
n,ore and Arizona, are worth, NOM
inally. l7Sc. England ha: been
veafenine. Yesterday London e.
MA Rest Selected, E175j, and Chill
Rars. E7O.lO. To-day We receive
rum there the ensuing message PET
ca,.le: !" Demand h fair and prices
sfeedv. Hest Selected, 9!5@ x!6,
.nd Chilli Bans, G6e. lOG GEoo." The
Rio Tinio copper company. q Thiel-
"a ~ Andalusia. Spain, has for the
current fiscal year again aee'ss. rr |.
larre dividend Of l3c. per snsI0'
Thks b. We believe, the mo:t RsOs'
nero,,s mining enterprise on the fen,
insuls. snd has been managed wes.
from ths- day II paseed IRON! ~
hands Of the Government INTO tnoee
of london and Bremen capetaIes!s'
E,,r son,e years past French cape!-
.ii... have aleo become interested,
snd the prospects tor IN increasing
output Of copper, &C., there are aow
heffer than they ever were oe.ost.
Msnn(ncturers have made nC cneneea
!" nrices. Tbey quote: Boetonls
aic a. $50: Braziess, 10. -.
Circle. 3sc. e. sS6c.; Sheathing, -,
snd Bolt Copper. Soc.i sCe'
sheets, Sc. Ftre-box o'sso'
Iron Age.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
Bonds t7 be Paid.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 25.-Secretary
Folger instead Of calling for continv-
ed dves at three months notice, will
on the 18th Of February receive and
pay so, ,0OO, ,OOO Of recalled bonds with
out speaking or regarding number,
and will pay them without rebate ol
interest It any time presented from
now till then, and will pay thet
amount OF thiee's without rebate II
presented 1t the Office 0f the Aasist-
ant Treasurer.
NEW York, Nov. ga new post
office is established at Alexandria,
Iowa. The Garfield fair opened at
two P. m. Executive Department.
are closed.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
Guarding Royalty.

Sr. PETERSBURG, Nov. 1.-THE
recent visit here Of the Emperor and
Empress was attended with extra
ordinary precautions. The polScs
were posted every six yards; DIVER.
hicks massed at the corner Of each
street, and soldiers drawn up out
side the barracks. There h very
great concern here consequent upon
the alarming increase Of mortality
from epidemic diseases, especially
diMheria.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
Conviction OF Thieves,

CARLYLE, Nov. 25.-I.ast night .
celebrated gang Of thieves who have
been on trial several days, were con.
victed and sentenced. Generad Men,
leader 0f the gang, and John Bruck.
man were sentenced to twer J years'
I'M the penitentiary. Joe MuntIy re-
crived ten years and Steve Muntly
Ave Years. This gang operated ex.
tensively north 0f St. Louis an"
southern Illinois
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
Chicago News Notes.

CHICAGO. Nov. 3.-The rate now
made to Cedar Rapids by the Rock
Island and st. Paul roods being nfty
cents, It enables passengers to reach
Omaha from Chicago BY paying only
the additional faro from Cedar Rap
ids to Omaha, @8.O5; total, frosn
Chicago to Omaha, Sass.
Additional reports are received q
damage to lake shippinG, bat no losa
Of life reported.
Up to one O'Clock no further
changes In rail Tates occurred but .
number h anticipated for Monday.
Judge Loomls In County Court 10.
day granted Nm. Scoville : new trial
on the ground that though possibly
insane, she was neither homic3dsl
nor suicidal In tendencies, nor dan
gerous to friends, and hence y not =
subject for the asylum. The next
trial will - December 70. DR.. Roes
agreed to guarantee she will Be
present. She appeared In Court TO-
duY.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
or Interest to Dx-9oldiers.

WASHINGTON, Nov. &c 'mn'ts-
s;o,,er Mcfarland informs ex-soldtess
fhey must, In flliL.g deciaretory state.
n,s.n!s. make IN actual entry Of land
1n .xl.Llish = residence and COM
mene,e improvements, within s!x
months. they are not allowed six
months more within which to COM
mence residence and improvement
ux advised by the land agent.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
forelgn News.

BERLIN, Nov. &.-A second iron
clasl Corvette ordered BY China In
Germany has been launched.
PARIS, Nov. 25-TwO w0rknlen
wer. arrrstesl At Lyons yesterday in
connection with the anarchist move.
r:pent. There are further discOvesies
Of dynamite ut Lyons.
LONDON, Nov. 25.-W. Faber 4
Sons, merchants, have failed; liabili-
ties, ESO, ,OOO.
MANNHEIS, Nov. 25.-The tTaf3c
on the Otlenwald Railway b inter
rupted between Erbach and E6eg-
zach owing to the bursting Of . dam
6v rains. The Rhine has risen mp.
idly and railway service on its hanks
Is suspended.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
,r.va, Roard of Hxamination.

WAsulxaroN,: Nov. 5.-The nav.!
b.mrd appointed to inve~l4sae KY.
report on the possibility I" cts!ne
any navy yards will co'nplste tns
examination If the New York ana
Inmv I.iul.d yards Tuesday next
The hoard will visit NcrfO.k sItet.
ward. They 30 to san Fraocssco -
insDe,ct the yard at Mare Island.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
An Unprofeosional Act.

SpRrNafIELD, Me-, Nov. &.--1n
the trial for damages against the town
for the death Of young lady by 2
defective highway, one doctor testt-
fed the collar hone was broken,
which two others cOntTadicted. The
first, to head of = post n,0flem, went
10 the cemetery to exhunle the body
and make good his testimony BY
breaking the collar bone. He Wa
discovered in the act Of digging up
the corpse l,y = person who was q
first bri6esl, but who since told the
whole STORY.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
Tho OH Market.

PlrrspuRG, Nov. 25.-This morn
inx's session Of the O!I Exc,.nss ...
r:s devoid VI any excited Seetur. ~ I.
T.he m:rket opened with saIes q "
.i....linei to ISL, but recOs ered anu
ard ..losed at n0On at 81 Old.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29

y0D SSo39OO q S81O 00IDO6.
He found half dozen American
fteemen waiting for him when h&
reached bis ollee yesterday morning.
The fint one admitted removed BIB
bat and 9ave three cheers.
"What'o that for" aslIed the can
dldate.
"It's for the triumph Of principle
ever coeTuptjon-h0neaty over ffaud,
integrity over iniqnity and wicked
nesG. The ffeemen are going to
rally"
"How much do you want: asked
the candidate, - he puoled ont hta
wallet.
There viii b such . rally Of hones'
e]ectoss as-"
''EIow much ~
'sThe horny handed sons Of toll
have become d."
sIIow much. I say:"
'Well, cir. I'll have TO keep seven
of the boys full II beer from now I'll!
s,eetion n. day, and r" thinking thai
ME +; +, here it i. Good morn
The next entered with . cat-)ik>
tread. looked oil around the room lol
listene1. and then sinking his voice
% . whisper. be exclaimed:
"Hush; 'Tis the battle cry q IT,
90 fteemen coming to the reaeue J"
"Wll g he en~uGh this morning
co)dly inquired the candidate.
"You'1G get there BY the largest M
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29

1<,xn,n. Nov. 95.-Tbe A!eest
sii;:i .iS!sSp: 4 D'"''''s' '''''''
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29

In 0,sr Ge,ets' FtsrnjsltmQ Goods Depart
uee,st zoe displGv a large assortment Of 8 NJ
I: SIX Underwear, Is y. 4. Sjlk Underwear.
Ea,eey as:d Peet.e Batbrtggae U,sder'ceer'
Linen Collars u,sd Cuffs, KID Nssd D0QsEjn
Gl0ves, Lined Und U3ezxned GlOres, hand
Knit and RteQsC0od Gloves, C%nehaeeere,
Wool n,ed SjlE WrtstLets, Me,tse0 0ssd Ensecv
Wool Mes6gcrs, Sjlk Moe6gers, SIX H0,edke,.
chjefs, FtsW Limo Of Fas6cv Sjzk SasepeAsders,
French Saespe,edeT8.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
PP!estone Springs
II. BARNES, . PROPR.
These Mineral Hot Waters stand
unfivalled In their
CURATIVE PROPERTIES,

And are not equalle<l by the famous
Arkansas Hot Spring., OF any other
mineral waters on the face Ct the
globe, - . specific for all diseases
peculiar to this altitude and climate
These 6psings are provided with
the only Vapor Baths In the Terrific
y, and may be taken, when desired.
ia connection with the hot water
baths.
The teble y supplied With the best
the market affords, and the bar with
The finest Wines, Liquors, Cigars, etc.
0eo1eo lessee Norris Bros. store,
AMia Street,
TUESDAYS + SATURDAYS
Af0 O'riOck n. NJ,
Arric6ss1 at the 4psis0s at b
&'e6ock II. ~. the s0aee day.
Hmay-<l&swtf
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
II. JACOBS & CO.,
Pioneer Cl0thielS,

Haze oM Exhibition an e,sdless vartetv ot
stuIes it Hens, Y0,stks' and Chtldse,s's
Sssjts IN all Girerstttes Of cat assd cloths.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-11-29
0vBbC0A1S { USIE j IE

The latcst Styles 0ssd Patterns to sseit the
most fasfid0aGs.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-08-30

|bFs kickin' mule, am. Watch me
now an see how L do it,
"Well, Ben an the man got i'm
hitched up to the mersheen an he began
to kick agin ther boiler-head. He
kicked, an he kicked, an he kicked,
but the mersheen never budged. Ben
an the man sat on the fence a watchin'
the Job, an the man a-laughin' to kill
hisself. Ben looked kinder satisfied,
but he never fetched smile. Bimeby
the mule settled down on his four legs,
an swung his head aroun' an said to
hisself:
"'Wat kline of dog-gone vehicle is
this, any how? She don't fetch worth
cent. Maybe somethin's the matter
with my legs. pn go for it agin, any
how
"An' he set his teeth together an
began to kick agin'. Well, sir, he
hammered his heels agin' that boiler
head till he was black in the face, but
she never weakened. Then he'd stop
kick agin'. Well, sir, he KEEP that up
fur half an hour, till he was as weak as
a cat. an then he stopped an Topped
both ears forrard an cried like a baby.
Ben let i'm stan there little while, an
then he onhitched i'm an took i'm back
to the stable. The next day he hitched
i'm up to a buggy, an he trotted off
without sayin' a word, an to-day he's
as decent an respectable a mule as they
is in the county. Ben's wife drives i'm
to town mos every day in a fayton.-
50. Louis Republican.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-08-30
The Smiley Picnic.

This annual gathering occurred in a
pretty neck of woods, by babbling
streamlet, yesterday. 1t would have
been success but for the extraordinary
kittenish prank of Mr.. Ichabod Smiley.
who ought to have known better. The
relatives of the family were all invited,
and Hannah sent her good man out to
notify each one what to carry, so that
there might be a goodly variety. Icha-
bod had such an opportunity to play
good joke that he couldn't help it, and
at the spreading of the table this is the
way it came out:
"Pve had such luck with my BEANS"
said one of the ladies, 90 they re too salt,
and nearly burned"
"Why, did you bring beans2 Uncle
Ichabod said l was to bring BEANS"
Ibid he? Why he must have made
a mistake. No two were TO bring any
thing alike"
81 never had so much trouble baking
beans in all my life," said another lady:
I'm sure they won't be fit to eat.
"Neither did l." said the sweet
voiced and newest married niece of the
old gentleman, and told Uncle Icha-
bod had much rather make chocolate
cake, but he insisted on beans"
."And / intended to bring boiled ham.
and he told me was expected to furnish
BEANS" said his wife's sister Ketura-
And so it went on until each basket
had been opened. Every blessed wom-
an in the party deposited pot of baked
bears on the table, loaf of brown
bread and nothing else. Hannah's
chagrin was terrible to see. She cried,
she scolded, she even threatened never
to live with her partner another minute.
And Ichabod. well, he showed up after
awhile and every one of those women
went for him. 1t was no use in his
making excuses, and laughing till his
sides ached. They didn't like it, and it
was not until he went hobbling off into
the woods to find some checkerberry
leaves" that there was any peace at the
picnic.
The idea of his saying it reminded
him so much of Boston," said his wife
as she tried to smile between her tears,
"but then, Ichabod always would have
his Joke. .n-NetO Hduen REGISTER
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-08-30

A circular from the Law and Order
Association, of Cleveland, says that:
1t is gratifying to be already able to state,
that ever since the Smith Law went into
effect the saloons, as a rule, have
been closed on Sunday, and a very
marked difference has since been observed
in the quietude and good order prevailing,
not only in the immediate vicinity of the
drinking places, but throughout the city
on that day. There has been only enc half
the number of arrests for drunkenness on
Sundays since the Liquor Law went into
effect. 1t might be added that since
April Gath no arrests have been made for
disorderly conduct, disturbance, assault
and battery, or any breach of the peace.
This of itself is evidence of less drinking,
and fewer opportunities for obtaining in
toxicating liquors on Sunday. Every
possible effort has been made by many of
the saloon-keepers, aided by attorneys of
the liquor-league, to prevent conviction /;
but not case has been lost, and convict
ions have averaged about two a week.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-08-30
The wellington Fair.

The 9th Annual Fair of the Wellington
Union AgriculSuraf Society occurred last
week Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
Theweather was not uncomfortable, though
so much. driving about town and Fair
Grounds made ALI highways uncomfort-
ably dusty. The receipts. showed very
good attendance, though the exhibition, in
some departments, was otup to the stand
ard of some other years. In machinery
and agricultural implements it was spoken
of as being very creditable. Floral Hall
looked bare on account of the absence of
furniture, musical instruments, show of
silverware, and any large collection of
pictures which have usually occupied
space there, many of which are now in
Merchants Hall. Except flowers, house
plants and goods of domestic manufacture,
there was not much besides fancy work
and few pictures. Some of the work was
very fine, but the artistic skill even of We'll
lington village was not by any means repre-
sented as it should be. There is general
feeling that it does not pay to take the risk
CADcuSC vi
or costly articles to the Fair Grounds for
any premium that may be won. Yet it
would be exceedingly interesting to see
the best work of all our mechanics and
artisans in such an exhibition.
Baldwin, Lanndon, Windecker & Co.
occupied considerable space in Merchants
Hall. They exhibited and sold some very
elegant cloaks, and their show of laces,
lingerie and dress goods attracted an ad.
miring crowd. ]. H. Wight's cases OF
silverware and jewelry occupied the space
next to them, and Mrs. Wideman exhibited
very fine assortment of fall and winter
millinery.
Our duties were such that we could give
very little attention to the Fair as whole
and refer our readers TO the list of premi
ums, which will shortly be published, for
partial catalogue of exhibits. We have
no sympathy with grumblers who find
fault with the Fair but do nothing them
selves to sustain it or to improve it. The
time to bring in complaints and sugges
tions is at the annual meeting, the second
Tuesday in January, when the Society
meet to consider objections and make
changes.
There was a very excellent show of cat
tie, and the :rotting passed off quietly and
without accident As far as the objection
able features of the foot-race were con
cerned, the management of the Fair were
as much disgusted as any who attended
and would not have allowed so much
liberty as was taken could they have fore
seen it. 1t must be remembered that every
officer of the Agricultural Association
served under protest, no one wanting the
honor for any gain, public or private.
Let us hope that there will be such at
tention. given TO the next annual meeting
as shall remedy the defects of our Fail
and make it what it should be in the
| future.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-08-30
The President Of the Lime-Kiln Club
on Slang.

"If Brudder Pizarro Grant am in de
hall tonight he will please step for d."
began the old man as Samuel Shin struck
the triangle and sent its quivering notes
dancing along the ceiling.
Brother Pizarro was present, and he
stepped, his eyes having a squint of
alarm and his knees losing their sand
with every motion.
"Brudder Grant" continued the Pres
ident. lyon am young man on de
doah-step of life; you war very tight
pants an very short coat, an a very
narrow hat. and you look decidedly
toretch-er-chee. De great world am be-
fo' you, If you begin right, no man
dares bet two to one dat you won't sit
in Gobernor's char befy' you am fif-
ty. III you begin wrong it will be safe
to bet 1.600 to muffin dat you will bring
up in State Prison befo you am ten y ars
older"
"Yes, sab, lie tryin' to start right"
said Pizarro, as Brother Gardner stopped
to swallow pint of water.
II hope SOL hope so, but 1 doubt it,
Brudder Grant Ize had my eye on you
fur some leetle time back. l doan' fink
you would lie or steal or burgler or
forge, but you has fallen into one very
bad habit. De odder day you met a
friend in front of my cabin, an when
he axed if you war gwine on de excur
sion you replied dat you would gasp
to gurgle.' On anoder occashun /
heard you remark dat you would mix
to murmur.' Again, you observed dat
you would sigh to stifle. Only an hour
ago you told Waydown Bebee to cheese
| it, an you advised Pickles Smith to
bet his sweet life.' What does all desc
fings mean, Brudder Grant?"
E" doan' know" replied the victim,
as he stood on one leg and scratched
his head.
"Nor 1, either. Ize looked up de
Latin an French an German an Greek
languages. but can't find any SIGH ex-
preshun as hire hail. see you in de
graveyard or 4 should smile Why
do you make use of 'emP"
81 doan' know"
"Den stop it! If plain English am
not good 'nuf for you to 'spress your
thoughts in, Farm Spanish or Chinese.
1t am all right for a sweet young gal
who has been frew college to remark
dat she would litter to grin, but sich
'spreshuns doan' sound well comm
from a young man. If 1 should 90
home tonight an tell my ole woman
dat would perspire to eTentuate, or
lithograph to animosity, she'd look me
straight in de eye fur thirty seconds an
den would come q climax, in which my
hat, head an broomstick would be all
mixed up.
Return to your seat Brudder Grant;
go back an sot down wild determine
ton to avoid slang an do your talkin'
squar' from de shoulder When you
git tired of beef go into grocery an
ak fur Goldfish in plain English, an
doan' use any mo- oratory dan am nec-
essary to secure full weight an git rid
of a quarter wild hole in it. We will
now purceed to split de reg lar order OF
bizness down de back an let out de
| sleeves. Detroit Free Press.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1882-08-30
Parental Affection.

Considerable indignation and no
small degree of excitement has been
created in Austin by the brutal treat
ment by old man McGrath of his only
son, Pete. The old man is very
wealthy, while the son is in actual
need. 1t seems that, driven to desper-
ton, the young man went to his father,
and asked him for five dollars with
which to allay the rapacity of his land
lord, which request was refused.
"Ain't you going to assist me a little,
anyhow, in paying my rent?" asked the
disconsolate son.
"Pve not got particle of pay rental
affection" responded the old man with
a hideous leer.
The sympathy of the Austin public is
entirely with the victim of the horrible
pun.-TerdS SiftingS.