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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
4 Oonsy Island Mystery Explained.

It. is not the climate that makes In
toxication from lager impossible. It Is
not the lager, either. Its the way Of
serving it. A Coney Island glass Of
beer is q teaspoonful blown up into q
half pint by gas. A glass Of it would
probably float away like balloon II the
top Of It was covered up. The sensa-
tion Of drinking glassful is something
between . broken dream and mouth
full Of fog. The sustenance one obtains
from it is got from the calm assurance
Of the bartender, who mee.s your eye
uudinoh;aS.-. BIZ. for ems q man
might feel swindled. I asked man
who sells moro lager than any one else
there how his men managed to get so
little in the glasses.
''rll tell you,'' said he. II buy only
quarter-barrels, and tell my bartend-
ers that If they don't make the price Of
barrel on each quarter they cannot
work for me. A barrel costs %. A
quarter holds nine city glasses, or $5. 40,
but they must piece each one out into
16O glasses or quit work"
"Why, that would be over half a
glassfur' said I, 'sand never got half
glass yet.
''Of course not" said the beer seller,
"because the men amt honest. They
know that they can keep every cent
over So that they take in on quarter
barrel, and that I won't complain; so
the rascals knock down couple of dol
lars or SO on the quarter barrel by draw
ing 200 or even greater number of
plassns az cOr,rso I think thatsa an
outrage, but it's the rule down here,
and as long as l get my 90 I don't say
anything. "-S0n francisco Chronicle.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
A Clever idea.

"Allow me to speak with you a mo-
ment on matter of business"
''What do you want?' asked the
banker, grut1ly.
''There is money in it for both of us.
If you don't care to accept my PROPOSE
ton, there are other bankers in Austin
who .:p will be glad & to do so.''
''Well, you see have been contem-
plating suicide. I've been thinking OF
throwing myself into the Colorado riv-
er. If do, a subscription will be rails
ed for my destitute family. You will
be called on to contribute. You know
these ladies who 20 about collecting
money for the destitute. They will not
let you off under fifty dollars. You will
pay that much to be left alone. You
can't put them off like you can me-"
''Well, proceed. know all that
my proposition is this: l will give
up all suicidal ideas. You will not
have to pay the fifty dollars for my dis
tressed family. Thanks to me, you
make one hundred per cent. on the in.
vestment without having to do any.
thing"
"Well, what next?"
'What next! I want my ten per cent.
commission, of course, which is just
five dollars. That's what's next
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
Phantom Lights at Sea,

A Fulton market fish dealer gives the
following explanation of some of the
strange lights, phantom vessels, and
other mysterious appearances that puz-
Gle seamen:
- Two years ago went menhaden
fishing, and one day as we were going
up the Sound one of the hands said he
hoped we were not going off the Point,
meaning Montauk. asked him why.
He seemed kind of otfish, but at last let
out that he had seen ships sailing about
IN the dead of night in dead calm.
laughed at him, but two nights later we
came to anchor at GARDENERS Bay, and
as it was hot night we stretched out
on deck. In the middle of the night
was awakened by some one giving me a
tremendous jerk, and when / found my
self on my feet my mate, shaking like a
Leaf, was pointing over the rail. I look.
ed, and sure enough, there was big
schooner an eighth Of mile away, bear.
ing down on us. There wasn't breath
OF wind in the bay, but on she came at
q ten knot rate, headed right for US.
Sing out to the skipper l said. its
NO use,' said my mate, hanging on me,
its no vessel But there she was with.
in hundred yards of us. Shaking him
of, 1 swung into the rigging and yelled,
Schooner ahoy!' and shouted to her to
bear away, but in a second the white
sails were right aboard of us. l yelled
to the hands and made ready to Jump.
when, like flash, she disappeared, and
the skipper came on deck with all hands
and wanted to know if we had the i'm.
jams, I'd have sworn that had seen
the Flying Dutchman but for one thing.
1--WE saw the same thing about a week
afterwards. The light passed around
us and went up the bay. got out the
men and seine and followed the phan.
tom schooner, and, as sure as YOU are
alive, we made the biggest sing haul
OF menhaden on record. The light, to
my mind, was nothing more or less than
the phosphorescence that lowered over
tho shoal. The oil from so many mil
lions Of fish moving along was enough
to produce light; but you will find men
all along the shores of Long Island that
believe there is regular phantom craft
that comes in and off-sort of coaster
In the spirit trade Isaw an account OF
something like this in the Portland pa.
pers some time after, and thought il
was very remarkable; but wherever you
find menhaden you may look out for
queer lights on the water-phantom
ships and the Gke."-Sctentifc AneTt-
can
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
The Boundaries of Gods Love.

As we cannot take up drop Of water
from the Atlantic and find in that drop
the flow of the tides, the lifting up Of
the pillows, the power that floats all the
ships of a thousand ports, and the soft
and loud music of q calm and storm;
as to see the ocean, we must grasp in
all its rock bed bordered by the CONT
nents,-so we cannot in the face of q
dying infant, or the adversely Of good
man, see the government of the love of
God. 1t has boundaries wider than
these. We must wait, and what the
fleeing moments Of man deny, ask the
great years of God to bring. The tides
Of the mind, the deep music of human
waters, cannot be seen in the drop of
life.-DaUid Swinq.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
Deaf and Dumb Pro Tam.

Quietly entering barber shop, the
stranger removed his hat and coat. and.
taking card from his pocket, wrote on
It:
II want to get shaved
A barber stepped forward, read the
card, and, pointing to chair, said to
his brother artists:
deaf as a brass kettle, and dumb as
an oyster" s1
The man Strengthened himself out in
the chair, when his manipulator began
lAthering his xace. Z .
''This deaf cuss has cheek like a
stone wal" he said, when general
laugh followed. 4
Stick pin in him, and see if he is
entirely dumb" said another
The victim remaining undisturbed,
the following shots were fired at him by
the delighted tonsorial artists:
HE needs q shampoo, his hair is dir
tier than a cess-pool.''
''Shave him with stool leg, don't
spoil your razor on that stubble.''
.Gracious, what q breath! It smells
like Dutch band of music.''
He ought to rent that nose for To-
connective headlight" etc.
While all these complimentary allu-
sions were flying about him, the opera
ton of shaving was finished, and the man
arose, put on his coat. and then turning
to the astonished barber, said:
elbow much for the shave and COM
pliments?''
.I-I-I-I," gasped the astonished
man. ''Oh, nothing nothing, call
again, excuse" and, as the stranger
left the shop, the discounted BARRIERS
swore they would never believe in a
deaf and dumb man again until they
had first fired aten-pound cannon about
his ears Whitehall Times.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
A Shirt Finisher.

A peculiarly murky tramp; says the
Boston Post, walked into a down town
furnishing goods store the other day
and asked for employment. His only
upper garment was a doleful remnant
of what was once shirt, but now so
hopelessly shielded and buttonless that
its original purpose was no longer q
matter of safe inference. The proprie.
tor eyed him suspiciously. and then
asked: what do you want to dop"
WAL replied the peripatetic gentle
man, II see you advertise shirt finish
ers wanted and if you can show me =
shirt any more thoroughly finished than
the one ! have on I don't want to see it.
I did it all myself, too. Now would
like to begin again on a whole one. /
amt particular about it's being laun-
dried" He was invited to clear out and
shift for himself.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
A Talk With the Ex-Khedive,

. To correspondent who recently con.
versed with him in Naples, 1smail Pa
sha, the ex-khedive of Egypt, declared
that though in exile he was by no means
powerless in Egyptian affairs, and was
not enjoying his vengeance" eff you
were again ruler there you would pun
ish Arabi?'' His head should pay. He
is cur.' ':And the sultan; are YOU
yet on terms of friendship with himp''
He is dog" ''And Tewiik?'' ..He
deserves not to be my son; he is an in
CRATE, and incapable '.Why do the
people rally to the standard of Arabip''
with many it is that they follow the
practice of their life and are obedient.
With others it is force. With all Of
them it is .one country and one God.'''
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
Domestic Recipes.

A pinch Of common table-salt dis.
solved in water win relieve bee-sting.
To cleanse shells wash them first IN
cold water, and then in boiling milk.
The powder of ripe puff ball is use.
full in stopping the flow of blood after
ampntation.
j Old boot-tops cut into pieces of the re,
quired size and lined make good thick
iron-holders.
Machine.oil stains can be removed, if,
before washing, the spot is rubbed with
a cloth wet with ammonia.
To prevent hair from falling OUT, VET
it thoroughly once or twice Weok with
a weak solution of saltwater.
Stoves may be kept looking nicely fol-
some time by rubbing them thoroughly
with newspaper every morning.
A good powder or snuff which will
cure catarrh is made of equal parts Of
gum arabic, gum myrrh, and blood
root.
Kid boots may be nicely cleaned with
mixture of oil and ink; the oil softens
the leather, and the ink blackens it.
A little glue dissolved in skim-milk
and water will restore the stiffness and
luster to Grape, and make it look like
new.
Red ants may be exterminated with
sprigs Of wintergreen or ground-ivy,
NORWOOD will serve the same purpose
for black ants.
To keep cheese moist wrap it up in q
linen cloth dipped in white wine. This
not only keeps the cheese moist but inn
proves the flavor.
Chloride of lime sprinkled about a
place will drive away the rats, mice,
and insects. Bits of broken glass and
plaster of paris will effectually stop up
rat-holes.
Lemons may be kept fresh for long
time by putting them in cold water and
placing them in cool place. The wa
ter should be changed every two OF
three days.
An excellent aquarium cement is
made of equal parts of clean sand, plas-
ter OF paris, and litharge, mixed well
and made into a stiff putty with boiled
inseed oil.
Grease may be easily removed from
wallpaper by laying several folds OF
a hot iron near it, until the grease has
been absorbed.
If you are troubled with moths in your
feather beds boil the feathers in water
for a short time; then put them in sacks
and dry them, working them with the
hands all the time.
Soiled white fur can be nicely cleaned
by rubbing it thoroughly in white flour.
1t should then be hung out of doors for
about thirty minutes. Repeat the pro-
cess several times, and it will be equal
to new.
A good frame for cooling pies and
cakes is made of strips of pine and COW
cred with gauze wire, such as is used
for sleeves. At each end blocks are fast
ened for feet to raise the frame from the
table so that the air can circulate freely
beneath it.
To make frst-class mucilage, get one
ounce of gum arabic and 10 cents worth
of gum tragacanth; put half of each in
a wide-mouthed bottle and cover with a
gill of water, and set in warm corner
of the stove two or three hours to dis
solve.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
The Upas Valley Story Exploded.


Another romantic tradition has been
refuted, another. thrilling allusion dis
PEELED, by DR.. Otto Kuntze's discovery
that the lethal capacities of Pakamaran,
the renowned Javanese Death Valley,
are as utterly fabulous as the Norwegi-
an Kraaken or Richard of Gloucester
hump. It is no longer permitted to us
to believe that the effects of the subtle
poison given off by the deadly Upas
Tree have bestrewn that dismal vale
with countless carcasses of savage
beasts. serpents and birds, or that GER
tain death awaits any foolhardy traveller
attempting to cross It; for the eminent
German explorer has paid Pakamaran
an exhaustive visit, and reports it to be
as healthy as any other part of the
island. In the way of corpses he did
not see so much as a dead fly within its
precincts. He describes it as small
circular depression in q gorge of the
Dieng mountains, about seven square
meters in size and forlorn of vegetation.
1t is approached by two footpaths, wind
ing downwards from the hills by which
it is surrounded. BY one of these paths
DR.. Kuntze entered the death valley,
despite the entreaties of his guides and
servants, one of whom repeatedly strove
to hold him back by force, and, having
traversed Pakamaran in every direction,
quilted it by the other path. The ma
tives had assured him that he would
find the valley choked up by skeletons,
as even the swiftest birds flying above
it would drop down stone-dead, slain by
its poisonous exhalations. In vain, how
ever, did he look about for single
bone; nor could he detect the least I'M
pleasant odor. DR.. Kuntze pronounces
Pakamaran to be an imposture, the off
spring of ignorance and superstition
Unable to dispute his sentence, we are
bound, not altogether without regret,
to relegate the death-dealing vale to the
limbo o.. exploded myths. London 1ele-
drnxh
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
Probably Not.

Chicago Cheek has an editorial head
ed: ''Will the World Miss UsP'' Oh,
we don't know. Somebody else would
start another paper within three hours.
We should miss you very much, but the
world is cold.-feck's Sun.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11

Don't throw away your old flour bar
rels. They are useful. It has been
found that an ordinary flour barrel win
hold $678, 800 silver dollars.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
Arab Bey Once Bastinadoed.

Arab1 bey Unco baStlnad0ed.
It is said that Ismail, one Of the Egypt
ian ex-Khedives, when unable to en-
dure, the domineering manner of his
subordinate, Arab Bey, ordered him to
receive the bastinad0. Two hundred
blows we're we'll laid on. Arab did not
walk for three months. 81
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11

A silver tube passing through the ribs
and into the lungs Of Mr.. Alex. Barnes,
Of Reno, New, permits that gentleman
e live, although suffering from incur.
able tuberculosis. sss9s.ssss
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11

Friendship is the bud Of the flower Of
love. j..
4 The population Of Harlem, ono 81
New York's suburbs, has doubled in thu
last i've years.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-10-11
LYDIA e. PlNKHAkh'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a Positive Cure

+. b 2 i 4 +,
for all those Painful Osmplaints and Weaknesses
sec0mmon to our best female population.
It will entirely the worst form Of Female Com.
plaints oil ovarian troubles Inflammation and Ulcers
tion Falling and Displacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness. and IL particularly adapted to tho
Change Of Lilo.
II will dissolve and expe tumcrs from the uterusin
an early stage Of development Tho tendency to can
cerous checked very speedily by Its use
It removes faintness, atulency. destroysan craving
for stmulants, and relieves weakness Of the stomach
It cures Dloatng, Headaches, Nervous Prostitution,
General Debility, sleeplessuess Depression and 1ndi
gestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing PAIN weight
and backache ia always permanently cured BY it, use
1t will at oil times and under all circumstances act IN
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For the cureof Kidney Complaints Of either sex this
Compound is unsurpassed.
LYDIA e. PINKHAM'e VEGETABLE COM
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Lynn, Mass Price g. Six bottesfor 95. Sent by mail
in the form of pills. also in the form Of lozenges on
receipt Of price, 81 per bog for either. Mrs. Pdnkha
freely answers letters Of inquiry. Send for paph-
let Address as above. Mention THE Paper.
No family should b. without LYDIA e. P1NKHAM'S
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bilioumss1s
and torptdity Of the liver. IS cents per box.
~ Sold by all Druggists. "a
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-08-26
'sU1G1GOlge.

In the District Ceurt of The Second Judi.
cial Diatrtct q The 1es.ltosy q Montana
RyssS SsSsi. deSsns.p kSsasS; 'a'"'''' w. I"e'o' H.
The people Of the Territory os Montana
eend greeting to Laeius y. kyland, deSens-
Yoa aee hsseby required to appear in On
named plaintiff. in the District Court of the
Second judicial District Of The Territory ol
Montana, In aud for The County OF silver
now: and 70 sn:wer the complaint o!ea M
day OF aervice). amer the service ON you OF
this summoiR 4, II served within this county:
o., u served out ef this county, bat In this
district. Within twenty days; Otherwise
viii 6s taken a:aiasi you, accosdins % the
prayer 0f sail complaint.
The said action u brought to Dissolve the
bonds Of matrtmlony heretofore and now exc
award TO. plaintiff The custody Of Hattie
Unice and Ii3xie Mile, Two minor children,
the issue Of your marriage with plainti0.
Tue grounds upon which this Scti0n js
Soss.eI9 @ 4 fsc$ piains;ff f without ,no cause. ] :ni
against her consent. Tor pesiol since April
1st, lSs!, and your des:rtlDn at her on SAID
lst day Of Apr1l. lss., and your departure
~isous H ,bs insens.S. 81 resSsn,ns ''
And yOu aIe hereby notified that u you
fail to SppeaP and answer said complaint
~ sboye required. the said plaintiff will
take default against you and apply - the
Court for the relief demanded In the prayer
Of plaintiff . complaint.
Given under my ha,d and the
seal ol the District C1npt ol the
NecoNd District OF the Territoey Of
., Montana, in ard iGr the County o(
}sEALf silver Bow, this 2Ith dag 0f J0lv,
<~~~~S In the year Of our Lord One Th0u-
sand Ei ,ht 0uudrod and EiShty.
two.
GEO. W. InviN. H., Clerk.
kSOwLEs 4 FORMS, Atty's lyr Plaintiff.
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The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-08-26
SUMMONS.

eial District Of ihe Territory OF Houtsna.
In and for the County os silver Bow.
tor, PLAINTIFF, W. A. II. Hsi,loax, defend
The people Of tho Territory of Mont INA
send greeting To A. B. Aailloux. defendant.
You are hereby reQuirsd to appear In IN
:ssa :ss ii IT, 81 S.e! y s cu.s :se.s e
the Second Judicisl Dislriel Of the Territory
Of Montana. In and tor the County Of silver
Bow, and TO answer the complaint 0led
anersir: within nr e. day: ss3s!sstxe o1 ,as
thfs su0n,ons, II served within this county;
OF, II served out Of this c0unty. but In thio
district. within twenty days; OeherWleo
within forty days; " ta,ig'Dent oy de:auls
prayer Of said complaint.
The said action ts brought 20 recover Of
defendant u!e sum Of ses5S -, with legal In
tsrest iroti. June r; iss:: :l'seed 70 @ h:l, \:
70 tOpleiatitls IN account Tor g0GAle, wares and
merchandise cold and delivered BY plain-
tifls 70 defendant at Butte City. N. r.. 30.
tween February =. and June Il, lsss:. ~ de.
action, and out OF which Il II sought tn sat
isfy this claim. IL described ~ follows: One
wOOd chute o. flume, situated In NaillOux
Butte CITY Race Track; about forty cords
Of wool, more or less, situated near the
lower end Of said w0yl chute; also all
money In the halnis Of the Parrot Smelling
the hansls Of the Bell silver and Copper
Mining Company.
And you src he: e'y notiiie,l that II you
fail to appear and :'IxWer satd complaint ~
above required. III said vlaintifta will take
Judgment ag9inst ."u forsstd sum of ss:s %
and Inherent. and " .ts III suit
Given under my hend and the
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-08-26

SUMMONS.

IN TIE FToeo1o Coart . aod z eeo Coon-
" q eiIver cov' 1Ss1ltoeE @ 0Sotece
~ W. yoetees AlooeS nIeaooeooacS eme
aeep0eo Z. eoee0. plaSnU3Ss ". 9oWoeo
Weenee. 0cte0oe1S.
3eo poe4lo q toc Ierne0ey o. 0ootono
eend greeting To 8dwesd Wagnse, oesend-
e9l
1oo are 0eteoy Nqu1ed % oppeof Io e
oeSSoo otooent aeoanes y00 ~ toS ooovo
nooed pIe1ot1nos IN me froooee Co0eS ~
ono !Of me Coonsy OF SILVER D0Va a0otooe
Territory. on9 % answer tho eo0p!AsnS ~
therein, Within tea Gays le3el1slve g oc
aay O eofvicoD eteee Ioe service % y0o o.
The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-08-26
SUMMONS.

In the District Court Of the ssccnssd Judi
cial District Of the Territory Of Montana, In
and for the County OF silver BOW:
plsintifis. W. G. +. Reed. d:ien,iani.
The rc0ple Of the Territory OF Montana
send greeting to C. r. Reed. defendant.
icu arr hereby required To appear In IN
actio, oIcnsnt asai"st 30" Sy ": above ss
the Hecs'nd judicial District Of the Territory
Of Montana, In ani for the County 0i Silver
Row, and To- answer the cOlmplntnt nsesl
they cin. within ten days tcxclusive Of the
this summons. II xervsd within this count y:
or, II served out Of this county, but In this
district. within twenty days; otherwise
within forty days; or Judgment BY defa1it
prayer Of sati complaint.
TIE said action Il brought to recover 0f
defendant the sum Of ei:G.J0 and Interest
from January y, iss:; ON % On % asc"a:.t M tSr
livered BY plaintiffs to defendant. At Butte
City. ~. r., during the gear ls:.; also the
sum Of S2j.OO and interest from January 5lh.
lSs:. due W. II. Davidson from defendant iDg
wood sold and delivered during the year lstess,
and which account was for valuable cOll-
siierattOn assigned t. plaintiffs, and costs
Of suit. The lsOperty attached: In this nc.
ti"i, IL described as follows. tO. wit: All Of
10 Lat No. .. III Bis'ck No. n, In Noyes L
Upt:,n's railroad addition u the City o.
Butte. according tn the Otiicial plat and sur-
vcy thereof now on DIE In the Office Of the
County Recorder Of silver bow County, ~.
T.; al.O all Improvements known as the
Depot Hotel OH said lot; alsO lot IT hOtls az
holt. ki!cteiI. bedroom and other furniture
and articles heretofore IN pt,ssessitDn " de-
feisiant at the depot Hotel. and now "
jrossex.ion Of Jamrs 4. Murray. at xarl
depot Hotel, near the Butte City rxilroad
dciOts
And ynu are hereby notified that II you
fail To appear ans! answer said complaint IN
above required. the said plaintiff. will take
Judgment ny default against you Tor said
sum Of sui 80 and interest ~ ablSve At1tcl ],
and costs Of suit.
Given under my hand and the
seal Of the District Court Of the
Second district Of the Territory Of
.~, Montana. In and fDr the County
iyEA,.{ Of Silver Bow. this 18th day Of
t~S July. IL the year of ..nr I.Dsd One
Thousand Light Hundred and
Eighty two
ilf:O W. IRWIN. H.. Clerk.
KSoWLEs 4 FORBlS, Atty's for Plaintiffs.
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