Morning journal and courier., 1882-12-07
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 TAFFY.

Dentists have not yet been able to make what is known as the ''sweet tooth," such as gives children desire for tafy.-NeM Orleans PtcaYu'ae.
 If Gabriel should read all the obituaries on tombstones before he blows his horn, he will think the occupants were put in wrong graves when he sees most of them rise.- IVhItehaU Tunes.
 When Mrs Fogg saw the man at the circus riding four horses abreast she thought it must be quite painful. "1t is," replied Fogg, lin fact genuine of widespread dis tress. "-B0stoaa Transcript.
 It is during these days of business that a clergyman, on selecting & chapter of the Bible to read in church, first looks at the end of the last verse to make sure that no patent medicine advertisement is hitched on.-- Patck.
 Philadelphia poetess (and there lots of them) commences with the line, 1T ask no gems of him love-" This is where the girl shows her sense. She probably knows very well that if she did ask gems of him she loves, he would likely as not palm off a pair of paste earrings on to her.--L02oeU Citi- zen
 ''Now look pleased,' said Chicago photo grapher to prominent citizen who was hay ing his picture taken. But the citizen gazed vacantly at hole in the wall. Some flowers were next tied to the nail, but they had no
 
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 Ex-Empress Eugenie lis in Vienna, closing negotiations for schloss, in which she will live for the rest of her life'' We'll we'll well going to live in schloss? That beats us Eugenie living in schloss. Don't know what a schloss is? Why, man alive, have you never been anywhere? A schloss is kind of a-you take a--why anybody will tell you what a schloss is. We'd rather board fifty years than live in schloss six months; some schlosses have seen, anyhow. Of course, some schlosses are a great deal schlosser than others, but even at the best. any schloss is apt to be pretty schlossy.- -Haaokeye.
 All the worlds q wardrobe And all the girls and women merely They have their fashions and their fantasies. And she in her time wears many garments Throughout her seven ages. First. tho baby, Befrilled and broidered, in her nurses arms, And then the trim-hoaed schoolgirl with her houn- And srnall-boy scorning face. tripping. skirtwag
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 Coquettishly to school. And then the firt, Ogling, like Circe, with business oeilad, Kept on her 1ow-cut corset. Then bride, Full of strange nery, vestured like angel, Yelled Yelled vaNporously, apo yet yigilant of glance. Even at the altar's steps. And then the matron In fair rich velvet. with suave satin lined, With eyes severe, and curls of youthful cut, Full of dress saws and modish instances, To teach her girls their part The sixth age shift. Into the gray and gorgeous grandmamma, With gold pince-nez on nose and fan at side Her youthful tastes still strong, and worldly wise In sumptuary law, her quivering voice Prosing of fashion and le Follet, pipes Of robes and bargains Last scene of all. That ends the sexs mode swayed history, Is second childishneRs and sheer oblivion or youth, taste. passion. all-save love of dress
 -Ne,c Orleans I'icayt7e.