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Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
Comforting to Maiden Ladies'.

Jennie June (Mrs. Croly) very sensibly
questions why the childish timidity and
prejudice that characterize so many
women is an outgrowth of conditions, or
an element of character? And to this
she adds; 1t is proved that women can
live, can love, can work together-that
in short they possess in themselves all
the springs of life as active, as far
reaching, as true, and as divine as any
that has ever been experienced by men.
There is no doubt that it is good thing
for men and women to live and love and
marry, and lay the foundation of good
government in happy homes; but life is
good of itself, and the woman's horizon
is not, and ought not to be bounded by
marriage. Her capacities for loving and
enjoying exist just the same, whether
she has a husband or not; and their are
springs in life which domestic routine,
though willingly accepted and joyfully
performed, may fail to satisfy. For
those women who do not marry, life has
still storehouse of treasurers, which
need only to be believed in and worked
for to be given up as fully and freely as
to men. It is something for women to
be no longer debarred from doing; it is
something for women to be no longer de-
barred from loving. 1t is much to have
learned that women can not only feel
love, but inspire love for each other;
that they can cultivate sense of duty
and obligation toward each other as well
as toward men, and live happy lives to-
gether unmixed by anxieties, unmarried
by jealousies and unfaithfulness.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
& Specimen of Plain Talk.

In promuIgating your esoteteric cogita-
tons, articulating your superficial senti-
mentalities and amicable, philosophical,
or physiological observations, be-
ware of platitudinous pondorosity. Let
your conversational communications
possess a clarified conciseness, COM
pact comprehensibleness, coalescent con-
sistency, and a concatenated cogency.
Eschew all conglomerations of fatulent
garrulity, jejune babblement, and asin-
inc affectations. Let your extempora-
neous descantings and unprecedented
expectations have intelligibility and We
racious vivacity, without rhodomontade
or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously
avoid all pollysyllabic profundity, pomp-
Gus peolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ven
triloquil verbosity, and vaniloquent va
pidity. Shun double ententes, prurient
jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, OBJ
scurant or apparent. In other words
talk plainly, briefly, naturally, sensibly,
truthfully, purely, Keep from "slang"
don't put on airs; say what you mean
mean what you say. And don't use big
wOrdSf
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

it, set things to rights little, and pre-
pared to get dinner; but Will still lay on
his face in the bedroom, as wretched
and hopeless as a man could be.
Suddenly a horses hoofs beat on the
crusted snow up to the back door.
Will jumped up and rushed out, and 9
nan hagasd him aa tslegggam ha did not
er's explanation.
cit come to Taunton deepott for We,
and the operator said that twas real inn
portant, an you'd give me dollar to
fetch it."
Will did not answer; His brain reeled
as he read:
civilian Gray, Taunton: Your wife is
at Seyms Station, very ILL.,"
Can go back to Taunton with you" he
said to the man, handing the telegram
to Mrs: Phelps, with light in his eyes
that told the relief he was scarcely con-
scious of as yet.
"Reekon you kin, for another dollar"
and with nod to the astonished Mrs.
Phelps, Will was of, and in an hour
was seated in the train for Seyms Sta
ton.
The story is strange but true; when
Sally CLAIMED the barn-door behind her
she pulled her apron over her head and
ran across the road, safe in the knowl-
edgethat the morning express had passed.
The light fall of snow pulled the
sound ola special freight-train slowly
rounding the corner just at that mo-
ment, and Sailie was struck by the cow
catcher as she stepped on the track, and
was thrown violently to one side.
Stunned bv the blow, she Law on the
ground unconscious. She did not hear
the cry Of the engineer, who had wit
messed the accident, did not know that
the train had stopped, or that she was
surrounded by a group of strange men.
The engineer and one of the brake
men entered the house and found it de-
serted. No other dwelling was in sight.
To leave woman laying insensible in
an empty house was out Of the question
and so, at last, after calling in vain for
assistance, they laid her in the conduct
or's car to carry her to the nearest sta
ton some miles further on.
When she regained her consciousness,
it was her turn to feel those pangs of re-
greet and repentance that Will suffered,
and to make resolves of her own, if ev-
er she returned to live up to them.
She could not move or speak whey
the train stopped and the men took her
from the car supposing she was perhaps
fatally injured.
She did not revive, however, but only
enough to whisper Willis name and town
in reply to persistent questioning, before
delirium set in, and when her husband
reached the hospital where they had
taken her, she did not know him, and i
was weeks instead of days before she
could return home.
In the meantime Will sold his farm to
Royal Phelps brother, and bought an,
other close by Mystic. and two miles
from any railway. He knew that neith-
er he nor Sally would ever again feel safe
at the old place.
So far, their first quarrel has been thei,
last; the resolutions have been we'll kept.
Sally can make pot-piee and rye-bread, as
fully as Cousin 'Phrony, and she is so
happy with her husband and her baby
that she sometimes thinks Will lost all
his bad temper when he found bis wife
at SeymS.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
TOLD HIS OWN WAY.
Testimony in the Trial Of Bob Temp
kins.

Testimony in the Trial Of Bob Temp.
From Texas Siftings.
A colored man named Bob Tompkins
was on trial last week before an Austin
Justice for assault. Old Uncle Nose was
one of the leading witnesses for the state.
The main point was whether or not
Tompkins had given any provocation to
bring on the row.
CHOW, tell this jury all you know about
the affair."" said the Justice.
"Kin + tell de jury all knows in my
own way?" asked old Nose.
eyes tell the jury what you know in
your own way"
Old Nose turned solemnly to the ex-
pectant iurymen:
"Gem'mens OBJ de jury, you am de
meanest-lookin' crowd eber seed"
"Stop" bawled the attorney for the
state.
"Your Honor will incarcerate the wit
ness for contempt of courtw howled the
attorney for the prisoner.
The foreman of the jury got up and
asked the court to protect the jury from
insult.
"Witness, if you insult the jury again
1 shall certainly resort to extreme meas
ures."
"I'm not gwine ter consult nobody eff
you don't interfere wild me-" said old
Nose, sullenly.
Proceed"
"Gem'mens OBJ de jury, you am de
meanest-lookin' crowd cher I seed out
side OBJ jail"
The prosecuting attorney jumped up
and down. The foreman of the jury
once more howled "Your HONOR The
constable laid his heavy hand on the
collar Of old Nose, when the latter calm
ly repeated to the jury:
"You am de meanest-lookin' crowd
cher seed outside OBJ jail. Dem was
de berry words de prisoner dar used
when he fust come inter de bar room,
and which led to de row."
The foreman sat down quick. The at
torneys doubled up like jackknives with
suppressed laughter. His honor smiled.
The spectators reared; while old Nose,
with surprised look of childish limo
cence, once more said emphatically to
the cowed iurymen:
"You am de meanest-lookin' crowd
eber seed outside oh de jail"
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
The Great Grandson of the Two
Most Powerful MOnarchS.

The birth of son and heir to Prince
Frederick William of Prussia produces
what is probable an unprecedented state
of affairs, There are now four genera
tons of Hohenzollerns, the emperor Of
Germany being at the top and the baby
born few weeks ago at the bottom Of
the tree. The emperor is hale and
hearty, in spite of his IS years. Next
comes his son, the Crown Prince, who
married the Princess Royal of England
in 1858. In the following year their, son,
Prince William was born, and in Febru-
ray, 1881, this prince married the Prin-
cess Augusta Victoria of Holstein-Au-
gustenberg. A few weeks ago this prin-
cess presented her youthful spouse with
a bouncing boy. Whether the latest ad-
dition to this long-lived race will ever
get a chance to try on the imperial dia-
dem, which represents proba bly, the
greatest power in Europe, remains to be
seen; but assuredly he is most import
ant atom of humanity. His cradle con-
tains the great grandson of two of the
most puissant monarchs in the world
the emperor of Germany and the queen
of England-and it is to be hoped that
the old people won't spoil the little fel-
low
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
FARM AND HOUSE.
Cooking Receipes.

LEMON PIE.-Three cups of white
sugar, three tablespoonful butter, three
eggs, three large lemons, three teacups
boiling water, three tablespoonful corn
starch. Directions: Mix butter and
sugar in bowl; then wet the corn starch
with q little cold water, keeping it over
the fire until it thickens. Now pour it
over the butter and sugar, and set it
away to cool. When it is cold, add the
juice and grated peel of the lemons (re-
moving the seeds and the beaten eggs
Two pies. Bake without top crust.
PARsN1p FRITTERs.-Scrape, and, if
large, cut them; put them into well
sailed boiling water and boil until tender;
then mash them, adding to four or five
parsnips heaping teaspoonfll of -four,
one or two eggs well-beaten, pepper and
salt to taste. Form the mixture into
cakes three quarters of an inch thick
and two and half inches in diameter,
and fry them on both sides delicate
brown in little hot butter. Serve hot.
VEAL SwEETBREADs WITH MAcARoN1.-
Choose two large sweetbreads and lard
them with bacon; let them boil for Is
minutes, then plunge them into cold
water. Place them in pan, dredge
them with -four, and half pint of water,
little mace, pepper, and salt; set them
in the oven to brown for about 20 min
utes. Have some macaroni boiled, drain
it, and cut it into very small rings; place
it in dish, lay the sweetbreads upon it,
add an ounce of butter to the gravy,
thicken it with little -four, squeeze a
little lemon juice into it, let it Just boil
up and pour over the sweetbreads.
Serve with sliced lemon and curled pars-
ley.
SPRING CARROTS AND CEEAM.-Choose
very small carrots, scrape them well,
cut them into halves, and blanch them
for two minutes in sailed water; put
them into stew-pan with some butter,
add little salt and sugar, let them fry
gently until the moisture is reduced;
sprinkle little -four over them, add a
small quantity ofgood white stock; let it
boil and remove it to the side of the fire;
when the carrots are done thicken them
with the yolks of two eggs beaten smooth
with milk or cream, and add pinch of
grated nutmeg and q piece of butter; as
the butter dissolves dish them up.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
Scratches on a Horse,

Make lye by dissolving an ounce of
common washing soda in six quarts of
hot water, and with this when cool wash
and soak off all the scabs, using brush
or anything else to remove them rather
than the fingers. Then wipe dry; leav-
ing no particle of the I've. Dissolve one
drachm of crude carbolic acid, using as
little water as possible, and mix it with
five ounces offglycerine. Apply two or
davs es n aay va EIs1K fwo sa 55fs
warm carbolic soap suds, and dry care
fully before applying the glycerine
again. A correspondent says Scratches
may be cured by applying two or three
times poultice made of boiled turnips
We have never tried this, but as it is
simple remedy and easily applied, it
would be well to test it.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
THE RESTLESS BOY IN CHURCH,

How he turns and twists,
And how he persists
In rafting his heels;
How uneasy he feels,
Our wide-awake boy in church,
Then, earnest and still,
He attends with will,
While the story is told
Of some old hero bold,
Our dear, thoughtful boy in church,
But our glad surprise
At his thoughtful eyes
Is turned to despair,
As he twitches the hair
Ofhis little sister in church,
Still, each naughty trick flies
At look from the eyes
Of his mother so dear,
Who thinks 1t best to sit near
Her mischievous boy in church.
Another trick comes?
Yes. His finger he drums,
Or his kerchief is spread
All over his head,
And still we take him to church?
He's troublesome Yes,
That Pm bound to confess;
But God made the boys,
With their fun and their noise,
And He surely wants them in church!
Such children, you know,
Long, long years ago
Did not trouble the Lord,
Though disciples were bored;
So we'll stin keep them near Him il
church
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

There is widespread indignation i'll Vir-
ginia over the proposal to remove the ashes
of Thomas Jefferson to cemetry in Wash
ington, and legal steps have been taken in
opposition to the project. 1t is claimed
that Mrs. Meikelham, the sole surviving
grandchild, has no right to give her assent to
the transfer as her name was not mentioned
in, tho will
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
Haunted Me.

A workingman says: "Debt, poverty
and suffering haunted me for years,
caused by a sick family and large bills
for doctoring, which did no good. ! was
completely discouraged, until one year
ago, by the advice of my pastor, pro-
cured Hop Bitters and commenced their
use, and in one month we were all well,
and none of us have been sick q day
since; and want to say to all poor men,
you can keep your families well year
with Hop Bitters for less than one doc
tors visit will cost."-Christian Advo-
cate.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

BY asking too much we may loose the
asks nothing but fair trial. This given, il
fears no loss of faith in its virtues. A lady
writes from Oregon: For thirty years ]
have been afflicted with kidney complaints.
Two packages of Kidney-Wort have done
me more good than all the medicine and
doctors have had before. believe it is a
sure cure"
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

An editor who does not wish his name
mentioned, writes as follows: Excessive
mental activity seriously affected my health.
My kidneys and liver gave me greatest an.
noyance. Severe headaches often made me
unfit for work. Milky urine and other
symptoms gave evidence of physical decay,
DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Saraparilla
banished every telling of distress. think. il
the best medicine in the world, and shall dc
all can to increase its sale.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

1t cannot be denied that Perry Davis Pain
Killer, which has held the first place as
family medicine for the past forty-one years.
has relieved more suffering, externally and
internally, than any other similar prepare
ton. 1t should be kept in every household
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Nothing has ever been introduced that is
giving such universal satisfaction as DR.. Hal
liday's Blood Purifier and Throat Gargle in
cases of liberated sore throat and mouth.
Try it and be convinced. For sale by all
western druggists Noyes Bro. e. Cutler,
druggists wholesale agents. st. Paul, Mimi.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
so1 n. Fremont St, Baltimor.


During the war l was in
jured in the stomach by piecc
of a she'll, and have suffere@
fromit ever since. Aboutfour
yearsagoit brought on Paraly
sis, which kept me in bed SIX
months, and the best doctors
in the city said l could not
live. suffered fearfully from
indigestion, and for over two
wears could not eat solid food
and for a large portion OF til
time was unable to retain even
liquid nourishment. I tried
Browns Iron Bitters and now
after taking two bottles I 81,
able to get up and go arounl
and am rapidly improving.
e.. DECKER.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Gov. Long will deliver the municipal
Fourth of July address at Boston, the
first who has ever consented to crate
thus while governor of the state.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

r. V. Pierce, NJ. d.: Dear Sir-My
wife who had been i'll for over two rears,
and had tried many other medicines,
became sound and well by using your
"Favorite Prescription" My niece was
also cured by its use, after several ply
sicians had failed to do her any good.
Yours truly,
THOMAS J. METHVIN,
Hatcher's Station. Ga,
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

BROWNS IRON BlTTERS is
a complete and sure remedy for
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Malaria,
Weakness and all diseases requir-
ing a true, reliable, non-alcoholic
tonic. It enriches the blood, gives
new life to the muscles and tone
to the nerves.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Prince Hahn is the most probable success
sor to Tewfik Pasha as khedive of Egypt
He would be hailed as a wise ruler by the
foreign element on the Nile,
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
No Trouble to Swallow

DIR. Pierce's "Pellets" (the original ''lit-
tie liver pills'') and no pain or gripping.
Cure sick or bilious headache, sour
stomach, and cleanse the system and
bowels, % cents vial
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Twenty-Five thousand dollars have
been raised among Yale graduates for
athletic grounds at Yale college.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
NBuchuDaiba.'

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kid
ney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81.
Druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

The First Congregational Church of
Lynn, Mass, is preparing to celebrate
its 18th anniversary.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

The Catholics of Mankato celebrated the
the feast of Corpus Christi, Thursday, at the
Cathedral, by high mass.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Nursing mothers gain strength by using
Browns Iron Bitters. 1t acts like charm
in restoring to health and strength over
strained nature
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

John II. Hunter of Chicago is charged
with ravishing a six year old girl and rob
bling her of five cents. He has heretofore
been respectable person.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Purify the blood if you would be free from
dangerous diseases. Eilert's Daylight Liver
Pills do this by acting on the liver, stomach
and bowels. They are mild and cleansing;
vers, bilious disorders, dyspepsia, fever and
ague. Price Is cents. Sold by Druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

The Montreal conference of the Methodist
church of Canada unanimously voted in
fayor.ofa Methodist union
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
Hatcher's Station, Ga

Major-Gen. George H. Crossman, who
was in the United States military service
for over so years, died Sunday evening
at his home in Philadelphia.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

"Wells' Health Remover restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. 81.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

General Abe Burford, the converted
Kentucky horsemen, maintains that
horses are among the inhabitants of
heaven.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

The census shows that the average
number of persons in family in this
country is small fraction over five.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Fast, brilliant and fashionable are the
Diamond Dye colors. One package colors l
to lbs of goods 10 cents for any color
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Russia Salve is unrivaled for its speedy
healing qualities. Ask your druggist for it.
25 cents
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Both Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared
at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
Price of either, 81. Six bottles for IS. Sent
by mail in the form of pills, or of lozenges
on receipt of price, 81 per box Tor either.
Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters Of
inquiry. Enclose &c. stamp. Send for
pamphlet. Mention this paper.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Judge Crosby, of Lowell, Mass, has
had s., 600 criminal and 10000 civil cases
on the docket of his court in thirty-seven
wears
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
STRENGTH

to vigorously push a business,
strength to study profession,
strength to regulate a household,
strength to do days labor with
out physical pain. All this repre-
sents what is wanted, in the often
heard expression, "0h! wish !
had the strength" If you are
broken down, have not energy, or
feel as if life was hardly worth liv-
ing, you can be relieved and re-
stored to robust health and strength
by taking BROWNS IRON BIT
TERS, which is a true tonic-a
medicine universally recommended
for all wasting diseases.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

ITS Just what I've been looking for
Since I've been seventeen
And getting balder every day
Till | got CAROLINE"
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

In the last twenty years congress has given
away 296, 600, 900 acres of the public domain
to private corporations.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL, will keep the
leather soft and pliable by closing the pores,
dalupness, dust etc, while at the same time
increasing its durability. Sold by all Harness
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Paralytic strokes, heart disease, and kid
ney affections, prevented by the use of
Browns Iron Bitters
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

DIR. WINcHELL's TEETHING SYRUP gives
mothers rest and children health. 1t pro-
common to them. Sold by Druggists, only 25
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Moving springs of action are deeply inter
fused with principles subject to certain laws.
The nervous man finds his lie blasted, but
he can be restored to vigorous health by DR..
Benson's Celery Chamomile Pills. They
are simple, harmless, and efficacious.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Davitt is coming to America to explain
the latest phase of the land agitation.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
.sIsecame Sound and Well"

Mr.. Blaine will, it is reported, cross
the Atlantic in July to bring home one OF
his daughters who is at school in Paris.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

UNCLE SANS NERvINE AND BONE LINIMEN1
relieves every ache, pain, bruise or wound on
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Aliens Iron Tonic bitters" banishes Ian
guor and gives vivacity and buoyancy of
spirits, tones the liver, purifcs the blood,
cures dyspepsia. creates a healthy appetite
and gives strength, vigor and cheerfulness.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Ex-Postmaster-G General Horace May
nard taught school several terms a half
century ago in an old academy at Ches-
ter, VT, which was demolished last year.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

Mr.. John O'Connor, the Potmaster
General of Canada, is a native of Boston,
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
PraiIIdice Kills.

eleven years our daughter suffered
on bed of misery under the care of
several of the best land some of the
WORST physicians, who gave her disease
various names but no relief, and now
she is restored to us in good health by
as simple remedy as Hop Bitters, that
we had poohed at for two years, before
using it. We earnestly hope and pray
that no one else will let their sick suffer
as we did, on account ofpreiudice against
SO good medicine as Hop Bitters.'-
The parents.-Trlbune.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

The Irish constabulary report 1906 outrages
during May and two murders beside the
Phoenix park assassinations.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
Rough on Rats.

ItOUSIl OI INdCS.
Clears out rats, mice reaches. flies. ants,
bed-bugs skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c.
Druggists.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
CONSTIPATION.

TUFTS PILLS are especially adapted to
such cases, one dose effects such change
of feeling as to astOnish tho sufferer.
They Increase the Appetite, and cause the
body TO- Take ON Flesh. thus the system is
nOurished. and by their Tonic Action on the
Digestive Organs, Regular Stools are pro-
duced. Price Is cents. as Murray St., n. +.
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDER prevents
disease, purifes the blood, improves the ap-
petite, gives smoothe and glossy coat ofhair
and keeps the animal in good condition. 1t
cures Distemper, Coughs, Colds, Fevers and
most of the diseases to which Horses, Cattle,
Sheep, Hogs and Poultry are subject, and
should be used by every one owning or hav-
ing the care of horses or stock Sold by all
Morris tribune., 1882-06-15
The Duty of Newspapers.

When experienced, practical and UMPIRE.
JUDGED physicians widely endorse and rec
ommend medicine, knowing from the in
gradients it contains that it is natures best
assistant as health remover, especially in
curing impure blood, dyspepsia, kidney and
lung diseases female complaints and general
weakness, then indeed, should the newspap-
er press of the country give publicity to the
fact. We refer to DR.. Guysott's Yellow
over million bottles were sold last year,
without one single instance of complaint
Times. Ask your druggist to get it for you.
A little granddaughter of Andrew D.
White, of Cornell University, just born
in Paris, receives the name of Elizabeth
Cady Station.