The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1882-04-08
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If the wages of sin is death, how
slow some men are collecting their just
dues.
The power to do great things gen
orally arises from the willingness to dc
small things.
As for age, what that's worth de-
ponds on the quality of the liquor
Adam Bede.
Genius at first is little more than a
great capacity for receiving discipline.
Daniel Deronda,
Many man owes his success in life
to the Kisses of his enemies, instead OF
the plaudits of his friends.
Miss Araminta Cushington speaks
of the solemn season of loaned. at is
so painfully vulgar, you know"
A man can be wronged and live
but the unresisted, unchecked impulse
to do wrong is the first and the second
death.
If you want knowledge, you must
toll fer it if food, you must toll for
it ; and if pleasure, you must toll for
it.-Ruskin.
College mostly makes people like
bladders, just good for nothing but t
hold the stuff as is poured into them.
Adam Bedc.
It's an uncommon fine thing when
you can let man know what you
think of him without paying for it
The Mill on the Floss.
There is sort of human paste, that
when it comes near the fire of enthusi-
asm is only baked into harder shape.
Daniel Deronda.
What would be the most natual ex-
preston of man who woke up on a
cold night and found himself without
sufficient covering? "Blank it."
Cant you trust me, darling ?"
murmured Spilkins to the daughter of
old Moneylender "Not without real
estate security" replied Isabella, alb
sent-mindedly.
Glass in definitione-"What is mon
opoly?n THAT rival establishment
over the way" "When is a monopo-
ly not monopoly? When it is in
your own hands"
1t is very difficult to be learned it
seems as if people were worn out on
the way to great thoughts and can
never enjoy them because they are too
tired.-Middlemarch.
News from the army: The Iieuten-
ant was badly bitten, about three
inches from the end of his vertebe and
twenty-five miles from the mouth of
the Rio Grande, where he was station
ed.
SIS there any opening here for an
intellectual writer ?'' asked seedv,
red-nosed individual of an editor.
eyes, my, friend" replied the man OF
quilts. "A considerable carpenter,
foreseeing your visit, left an opening
for you Turn the knob to the right. y
Commissioner Raum, who has
done considerable "work" in the po-
litical field from buttonholing a dele
gate to buIIdozing an Illinois State
Convention, is accused of defeating
Grant at Chicago. If this be true
says an exchange, Mr.. Raum can be
forgiven his political sins.
Anything taken place, to-day?'
asked Mr.. Frelinghuysen, as he walk.
ed in and elevated his boots to the tor
of the cabinent table, Nothing" re.
piled Mr.. Arthur, without looking uI
from the tantalizing pages of the pat
ent office report. There were lots OF
fellows here who wanted to take it
however" Thus doth the oasis of in.
nocent mirth tighten up the barrier
waste of official life
1t is told about Las Vegas girl
While sitting under tree at Minera
City, waiting for her lover, a CHINA
mon bear came along and, approach
from behind, began to hug her. Sh,
thought it was her king of men, and 81
leaned back and enjoyed it hugely
murmuring Tighter" 1t broke TIL
bear all up, and he retreated to tn
hill and hid in the forests three day
to get over his mortifcation-Th
Independent.
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