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toms. sex and age. Communications strictly
C, ,nhdential.
II kearney Street, San Francisco. Cal.
Dr.. Mint:e's Kidney Remedy, NephreticuIn,
cures ali kinds Of Kidney and Bladder com
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for - G3.
Dr.. MiHtie's DaRd"iion Pits. are the best
and cheap Dyspepsia ani Bilious cure in
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accompanied with y, - a guarantee nf good
faith, which viii be ie,iucteI when the pack
age Is shipped.
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HIDES AND SKINS.
Green.0'u

Reported daily by Bradley & Doh'
, 1882-02-25

ENDyRkNCE oF CAIFoRvIA H"ESFS. NJ
D. .. Mills dropped ir aud the subject Of
horse ding in California vas generally
discussed. Mr.. Mills expressed the opinion
that the atmosphere Il the Pac:fc coas; was
more favorable TOR the performance OF phys
ical fc4ts than that oi the Atlantic coast
lie gave an illustration. Several years ago
his brother, whose weight a: the time was
about $50 pounds, rode horse across the
PLAINS and two divides. distance of I0O
Mills, In little more than y hours. The
hors" WAS well groomei At the end Of his
journey. and, aside from haing Z tIiile sore
| the reXU morning, Was rot injured There is
n horse east Of the Sierra Nevada NouI
tains which wouli stand Up under journey
I of this kind. The ascent ss well Is the de.
scent of divide are usually labored and
slow The horse was well bred, hut with
ont dry and stimulating atmosphere hi.
! blood would not have carried him such :
| distance with such a weight
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Guardians Notice.
Executors Notice.


Estate Of Charles Kianey. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given t~ the undersigned
administrator. with the viii annexed. of the
above named estate, to the creditors OF, and
parsons having claims against said deceased, to
exhibit the same, with the necessary vouchers.
within one year from the first publication of
this nctice- to the undersigned, 1t his Office
in the city Of Walls Walla. v. 7.
THOMAS DUFFY, Administrator, with
the VIII annexed
December Is, lSS1 6tw
, 1882-02-25
TIE CREATENGLisH REMEDY

Is a never-fail NJ cnre
for Neryous debility,
Ex hausted Vitality,
5 e minal Weakness,
Sperlatorrhea, Lost
Mar Hood, Impoten
cy, Paralysis, and az
the terrible effects Of
Self-Abuse, youthful
follies, and exceSseS
In na.u=er years -
, 1882-02-25
Dr.. SPlNNEY,
No. I! Ncarney ST. s3m franri,co.
Treats a!i Special aud Chronic
Diseases.
~oJNG MEM

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guarantee 20 forfeit $1tG for every caSeof Sem
inal Weakness OF private disease of any kind
or character which he undertakes and faas to
cure
MIDDLE-AGED MEN
There are many at the aye Of thirty 10 sixty
who are troubled with too frequent eyacuati0ns
Of the Bladder. often accompanied ly a slight
smarting or bn:nin-, sensation, and weaken
ing OF the system n a manner the patient can
not account Tor. Un examining the urinary
deposits a ropy sediment will often be found,
ami sometimes small PARTICLES Of albuInen will
appear. ar the color viii be of thin milkish
hue, again cnsnyiny to a dark and torpid ap-
pearance. There are many who die Cf this
difficulty ignorant 81 the cause, which Is the
second stage OF seminal weakness. Dr. Spin
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cases. and healthy restoration of the genito-
urinary organs
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SUCH IIlSN VI fItIII'IN IIiN0IIUIIt,
Emissions. Aversion to society, DimneSs Of
Vision, Noises in the head the vital fluid
Passing unobserved in the urine, and many
other diseases that lead to insanity and death.
Dr. Mintie will agree To forfeit Five Hun
dred Dollars for n case of this kind the Vital
Restorative (unier his special advice and treat
ment) will not cure, or for anything impure or
injurious found in it. Dr. Nintie treats all
Private Diseases successfully without mercury.
Consultation Free. Thorough examination
and advice, including analysis Of urine, s. Ct
Price Of Vital Restorative. S3 90 bottle. Oh
four times the quantity, $50 90; sent to any
address upon receipt of price, or G. O.. d., Sc
cure frcm observation. and in private name if
desired. by \. +. MINTIE, NJ. d.,
, 1882-02-25

Coon NfW~ F,E FAENEuS From ;he Of
ice % Mr Willard IN New York city comes
the toIIuai ct lcgIrr, ''Prtsi'cnt Willard,
Of the y T. L Il. :, Of the opinion that
IL, farm r, 90 tie ;ar northwest are at the
mcr,v OF th merchant, Who buy their wheat
a. prices vhIct TIE merchants themselves
are able T. dictate. tie Is dysirouS of aiding
tbs Development "j H.. wnc.t growing re
gions Of Oregon, Washington Territory, and
ia fact the whole ct tn entire country
through which the Northern Pacific paSses.
TO this eui he has engaged the services o.
Geo. Il Mallory, who has lett TO, san Fran
cisco. Mr. Mallory is capabla engine and
builder. and has erected some of the largest
gram eleya.oss IN the country. He wili 20
over the eGtIre route II The railroad. with a
viev particularly Of deciirn, what is best to
be ivne TO create facilities fer the handling
aud transportation OF the wheat crop. He
has taken with him two surveyors t. assist
in hrs work The result oi Mr.. MlilIry's
trip viii probably he the establishment at
every station along tha route of the road OF
= small elevator, into which farmers OF sur.
rou,iing districts can dump their wheat, and
from which cars can I've easily loaded. This is
I system that prevails throughout Iowa, Ne.
hraska and other West IN State
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27
4 CITY FARMER RS SPRING POEM

The yellow ochre blossoms now adorn
The tall and stately oaks.
And from her nest in yonder pumpkin tree
The tuneful crocus croakS.
The caulifiower slowly seeks its gloomy cell,
The suns too worm for him;
And purple daffodils. all mellow-ripe,
Hang from each burdened limb.
The plumage cabbage pipes a merry lay
Beside the turtle dove:
The crow is warbling in the turnip vine
His melodies of love.
Oh. come, then. lady, come and stroll with me
Where streams Of cider flow,
Meath the umbrageous sweet potato tree
III Whisper soft and low.
Wen talk of ensillge and cows and swine,
And you shall share part
OF countless other May-time Joys that thrill
Your farmer-lover's heart.
" T. SUBJ
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27
"Did shea" seq l. And 50 did

.'Did shea" SEE l. "And so did
Daniel"
He got tired of holding Nancy up
afore my eyes. for would offset her with
Daniel every time. He found that l
was powerful sot in my way. an he
thought he might as well let me hev my
own way, an so he hez. l don't mean
to be ugly. but l won't be trod on by
nobody. When he wouldn't let me hev
what money l wanted. I'd sell some
thing every time. sold two tons of
hay one time, when l knew that he
only he'd enough to winter his critters.
So. on the whole. he found eout that |
wasn't afraid Of him, and he behaved
quite decent. told him. not long ago,
that he was CROWN clever.
"Cleverr' seq he. I'D ruther
you'd call me dog-goned fule, than
clever"
But notice he has improved, an l
lay it ter his trainin'.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27
TRAINING A HUSBAND.

So you want'ter know how l come ter
hev Caleb. when | knew jist heow he
used Nancy, his fust wife. Wal. I'll tell
We all about it. O. -.-r9y.
You know DANIEL left me pretty poorly
of. he'd two little children, an what
ter dew didn't know. The mortgage
was ter run eout in about a year an a
half arter he died. I'd sent the children
down to brother Johns ter 90 ter
school. Brother John wanted me to
give them ter him. and he'd do well BY
'em. an | was meditating on it, orful
10th to dew it. But what else could !
dew with them, when the old farm was
took away from me?
One day. when the time was near
eout, was a hoein' the beans side OF
the fence jinin' Caleb's cornfield. l tell
yer. Hannah. Inever felt bluer in all my
born days. I'd alters lived an worked
on a farm, an couldn't do no other kind
o work; so what was to become of me
l didn't know. a..
Purity good hoein' fora green hand. -
sez somebody over the fence.
Yes" seq |. 1--we done enough OF
it sence | was left alone. Practice
makes perfect, we used ter write in
our copy-book when we were child en- "
an ! couldn't help heaving a sigh.
"Wall, Emmeline," seq he, "you' n
seem TO be in the same fix. Youneed a
man ter do yer hoelng an sich, an l
need a woman to see ter my house, an
if you're agreed. Wen hitch horses an
work in double harness. can't find no
hired help that'll do as Nancy did"
Thinks ter myself, and you'll never
find another wife twill, either.) $50
what dye say. Emmeline?"
P'r'aps didn't think o nothing fer
the next few minutes. 1t all flashed
over me in secont. what an unfeelin'
man he'd alters ben. Poor Nancy
had ter dew all the homework, an a
good deal t b'longed ter him ter dew. an
he was stingfer than an old miser, tew.
knew he was a smart man ter work,
was forehanded and was able 10 live in a
good deal better shape than he did, an
you know, Hannah, that poor Dan ell
was jest the oppersite. He was norful
clever man, was daniel. but kind o.
shiftless an easy, an it always Worried
me so much tew hev things goin' so
slack. See l ter myself. body can't
hev everything; there's alters some
eouts, an poor mans bettern' none.
So speaks right up, an l seq:
Caleb. we've been Majors for meny
year. know your failin's, an s'pose
you know mine, an so, eff you say SO,
all right, p'r'aps we might both do
WIS"
Wall, ter make a long story short. we
agreed ter lev the business dun right
of. Caleb said tibet it was stylish TO go
on Il weddin' tower nowadays, and as
he wanted ter go deown to Bangor ter
see about selling his wool, an rs Sarah
Jane Curtis (who used ter work for him)
lived about half way. an We could stop
there both ways, and not cost us any,
thing. he thought we'd better go. (His
niece. Rebecca Gilman, yer know, lives
there, and we could make her visit at
the same time.) Brother John lives
there tew, you know, an I'd made up
my mind that I'd jest bring home the
child en-.
An SO l did; but Caleb was orful sot
agin it. but seq: ''of course they can
come and make a.visit:'' an let him
think so. cause wasn't quite ready TO
have words with him yet.
We stayed about week, an got
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27

This is the young cotton specu-
lator. He is wearing Grape ON his hat.
None of his relatives are dead. Why
then does he wear Grape on his hat?
Because he got in front of the cotton
market while it was loaded. Did the
market 90 off? Yes, the market went
off W1f
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27
The Five Obedient Husbands.

Iut ENc VDtuItut EuSDufiuSs
There were five of them together, and
it was late. They had been drinking.
Finally, one Of them looked at the clock,
and said:
What will our wives say when we
come home?"
Let them say what they want 10.
Mine will tell me to go TO the mischief"
responded No. g
I'm tell you what we will do. Let
us meet here again in the morning. and
tell our experiences. Let the one who
has refused to do what his wife told him
to do when he got home .pay for this
evenings entertainment"
That good idea. We will agree
to that" So the party broke up, and
went to their respective homes.
Next morning they met at the APP
pointed place, and began to tell then
experiences.
Said No. L.
when opened the door my wife
was awake She said: A pretty time
of night for you to be coming home.
You had better go out and sleep In the
pig-pen. for that S what you will come
to sooner or later, anyhow Rather
than pay for all we had drank last night,
l did what she told me TO. That lets
me out"
Next!
No. 2 cleared his throat. and said:
when got home. 1 stumbled on a
chair. and my wife called: There you
are again. you drunken brute! You had
better wake up the children and stagger
about for awhile, SO they can see what a
drunken brute of father they are
afflicted with thought the best
thing l could do under the circum-
stances was to obey; so l woke up the
children, and staggered around until
my wife limited to me to stop. She used
a chair in conveying the hint. That
lets me out"
Next!
No. spoke up, and said:
~ happened to stumble over the pan
of dough, and my wife said: Drunk
again! Hadn't you better sit down in
that dough-? So sat down in it. and
that lets me out"
Next!
No said:
81 was humming tune, and my wife
called out: There You are again!
Hadn't you better give us concerto
l said. certainly and began to sing as
loud as could, but she told me to stop,
or she would throw something at me; so
l stopped. That lets me OUT
Next
No. 5 looked very disconsolate. He
said:
II reckon I'll have to pay. My wife
told me TO do something none OF you
would have done if you had been in my
place
What was it,"
'.She said: SO YOU thought YOU
would come home at last, Now, hadn't
You better 90 out to the well and drink
a couple OF buckets of water just to as
tonish your stomaeh?' That was more
than had bargained for, so it's my fu-
neralH'-Terds !Siftings.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27

In the stomach Of small shark
lately caught near Oakland, Cal. were
found two packets of letters. the hand
writing of which was illegible, an
empty sherry bottle and stout paper
box.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27

yer IN TWO quarts OF SKINNED nfik--
Dearer Tribune Oh. s-it sftfstt
To prevent the juice OF pies soak
ing into the under crust. beat the white
of an egg. and brush the crust with it
10 give rich brown to the upper
crust brush that with it also.--G y.
Post. ,.... ls
Pretty and ssrviceabie Tides are
made Of rick-rack. with narrcv, bright
ribbons run in; for this purpose choose
No. IL braid and No 50 thread. En-
perience proves that the linen thread
which comes on the red spools is strong
er than any other. Fringe the ends Of the
ribbons.
Collect some SCOT from a chimney
or {. stove where wood is used as fuel,
put it into an old pitcher and pour hot
water upon it. When cool use il to wa
ter YOUR plants every few DAYS. The
effect upon plants is wonderful, in pro-
ducing a rapid growth of thrifty shoots
and great number of thick, richly
tinted leaves. ..a-. y.
Ham Toast: When ham gets I'M
slightly for the table take of As much Of
it as you require and mince finely. To
one pint of mince put two tablespoons
of cream. or fresh rich milk. Boil it
five minutes; prepare well butiered
toast. and spread the mince on. Strew
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This treatment cleared nram;.es Of the
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oo'leu asparagus anu CUT 'ne ,e,ioe'
parts mo men ienSths' anu place ~ a
,,.., oaking dish, seasoning WIN q
li.'ie SAL. anu pepper. DreaS inrse OF
iour iresh esgs over mem wi'hoq, peat
ing ,hem- scatter Few DTS OF put'et
over 'he eggs, ana oake IN quick oven
uhln lne eg9s are eooAeo enough
'oa"''y "e.''e"'o"'
An excellent and economical Dish
for breakfast IL made, or can be, from
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27
Mr.. Longfellow's titles were Master

Mr.. Longfellow's titles were Master
of Arts. from Bowdoin: Doctor of Laws,
Harvard, 1889; Cambridge, England.
1868; and Bowdoin, 1871; Doctor of
Common Law. Oxford, 1863. He was
Professor of French. Spanish. Italian and
German, as well as Librarian in Bowdoin;
in Harvard he was Professor of Spanish.
French. Bellies Lettres; he was MEM
Der of the American Antiquarian and o.
the Maine and Massachusetts Historical
Societies; member Of the Historical
and Geographical Society Of Brazil;
member Of the Royal Spanish Academy
ut Madrid, and member Of the Acade-
my Of Science at st. Petersburg.-Cht-
cago Tribune.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27
HONE. YARy AND GARDEN.

If YOU wish to produce = glue that
will resist water. boil one pound of wa
Ter in two quarts of skinned milk
Denrer Tri5u,le s-fta wa -.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1882-04-27

TO prevent the juice OF pies soak
ing into the under crust. beat the white
of an egg. and brush the crust with it.
10 give rich brown to the upper
crust brush that with it also. y.
Post.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-12-10
ITALIAN OPERA.-CARMEN.

Nine. Minnie Hanks temperance in Car
men attracted large audience at the mS.inee
Yesterday and Nine. Hauk must have pesh
sratifod by the attendance and BY tho warmth oi
her greeting Her performance OF part which sne mas
made peculiarly her requires no extended men'io
II IA well known excellent piece OF musical aEt u
of careful finished and spirited acting.
five were obliged to remark specially upon yes'er'
Jaws performsnee should say we fear tendency III
Nine Hank TO overact and her Carmen Will not DC IN
proyed By further elaboration. The most important an
afyinr thing TO note was the general excellence OF
the performance Both orchestra and chorus ssemeu
,n.pirited by Bzets music and gave 1t exceeding well
stgnor Ravelh who was in good voice. was remarkably
effective as Don Jose signor Gaassi as EScam"o NO.
only sang the music noby. but in his appearance anu
hearing was highly picturesque. BY rea
sou OF Mile Dotti's Illness Mile Iucn
was suddenly called upon to take the lnpOran' p
Mchaela ia which she made a graf SUCCESS "nu wac
deseryesily recalled again and again - m oos
The ensemble was admirable throughout. Ire cgs
TUNES and stage grouping were effective any thV ~
was extremely pretty. We have not seen nls yea o.,
the Academy any performance when III unlod S n
ed this The house ought TO DC cfO"ucu "0A
III Is repeated on Tuesday evening
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-12-10
lie cnnr nENOI-NCFn-

The East side Branch OF the SOcialisdc La
Dor Party held meeting last evening at No 500 Second
ave. 10 express their condemnation Of the Penal Code
enforced las; Sunday Jacob Hofmester, being elected
chairman introduced Rudolph Praast the speaker for
the evening
We fore gners." said the speaker, "came TO this
country 10 enjoy prvI ges which wrre denied us ~
home. The Penal Code aims 10 destroy those privileges
ana 10 rob OF civil and religious liberties. Every
member OF the Legislature who voted for such
q summary OF statutes made tackass OF
himself They allow Ice cream 20 be served
10 the lch refuse the poor the liberty OF buying
bread. They permit tue boated OOudholders OF the
Gould and Vanderbilt stamp 10 dive their fast horses
the bouleyards Of city but do not grant to Us the
pleasure OF walking in the public parks with wives
ana children. Why don't they make Laws check.
ing the gambling in products Of human industry
They realize that the benches are empty in their
churches aud the ministers cry out for these laws in
hope TO drive people 10 the churches. tell you
these ministers the worst set OF men ID the world
liars, thieves, pckpOcIe;s. Why didn't they
refuse TO allow me papers TO be published
Because they were afraid TO tackle the press.
Nv brothers, We don't cent for religion; We be-
eve In the principles Of humanity, and shall never
OBTAIN h0erties and ENJOY our nights until We make
cur own laws
Among the other speakers were Leander Thompson
and john jacobson.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-12-10
oasis IN THE POLICE COURTS.

In the Essex Market Police Court yesterday
was srragned Do~a Huber, the young woman mo- on
"wednesday evening last, endeayored to commit sui
eide by swallowing a glass OF milk In which Oo1 OF
,ratc,e. had been dissolved. Under the treatment
81 Tho received AT the Chambers street Hospital she
has recovered The explanation which she gave Tor her
rt was that Francis Huber, az whose request she SAID
she emicraed to this country and whose name she as
aimed had refused marry her Under the new renal
Code which makes an ATTEMPT at sl'ds ielony' Sne
\-.s held for trial Ia default OF $1,000 ball.
Ju,uce White rendered his decl-!on on ri
dav AT the TOmDs Police Court, Tel1tVe 70 t.e com
,.tut a,alnst Victor iIelly, manager OF the ALauuc
carmen, for experimenting "a sacred concert tHeIe
~, last sunday ia violation OF the Pthal QUE uuu
g u.rrv nm for siIs lar offence sape day IN MS
variety theatre III East hou7tonst. lnasmuen rs 81
er4d CONCERTS are not forbidden IN the CODE ana
tc~e VS. doubt rs 10 whether the law lad Deeu VlO
laied the Justice allowed me accused men INC OeheA'
at mar doubt. aud dismissed the complaints.
Mr. HellV subsequently through counsel obtained an
Injunction from Judge AInOuX restraining tue ponce
nom interfering with the concert et MS Ba9Urh 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-12-10
VILLTAM G. THORPS DEATH.

The body Of William c. Thorp, the clerk in the
Brooklyn Tax Office, who was found deae IN .
coupe on Friday night, while on his way TO TINS
city from Brooklyn, was removed from the pouce
station yesterday TO lndertskers shop In Spru
81. Deputy-C Oroner Waterman took S Latements IN
the case. and pronounced apcplexy the cause OF
death. The body was afterwards removed TO the
house of Mrs. Thorp'' mother. No. go Ross-st.,
Brooklyn, L. ID. Arthur Barry, the driver OF the
coupe. stated that no had been requested by VIII
lam OBrien. the iquor-seller at Fort Grcene-paoe
and FutOn-st.. Brooklyn, 20 drive ThOrp 10 Forty
secOnd-st. and Third-ave., this city, receiving
twenty-five cents for ferfiage. When he arrived at
his destination, Barry tried to rouse ThOrp when
he found him dead A oman who said first that
she was 1korp's wife, but who afterward, told a
different story, went TO the station from No ga
Thlrd-ave. and Informed the police that she mad
been expecting him. No one beside Tborp was III
the coupe, according to Barry and the pOlce.
AT the Depa tment of Arrears, Ii was stated yeser
day that ThOrp had been employed there for several
weeks and had been for several years IN the emf
p.oy of the Brooklyn city government lie lived at
No. go ROss-st with his widowed mother. lie
had been drinking when he ordered the coupe.