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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

Go to Paul g, Schulz for Mrs. Freemans
New National Dyes. For brightness and
durability Of color are uneqused. Color
from to 8 pounds Directions il English
and German Price Is cents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

THE old need them; the young want
them; the sick crave them; the well take
them; dyspepics need them eplcures like
them men will have them; children cry
forthem ladies must have them. Hops and
Malt Bitterg.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26
Linnil Cod.

DanI Plank, of Brooklyn, Tioga Co., Pa,
describes it thus: ~ rode thirty miles for
bottle Of Thomas Electric Oil, which e(-
fectcd the wonderful cure OF crooked
limb in six applications it proved worth
more than gold to me-
Pun G. SCMrm, aGent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

Now and Compete Hotel, fronting on Levoc
Second aud Railroad Streets,
Cairo, Illinois.

III Passenger Depot Of the Chicago, st. Louis
apf .,ew Orleans Illinois Central; Wabash, 81
Louis and Paci1c Iron Mountain and southern,
Mobile and Ohio; Cairo and ST. Louis Railways
are all lust across the street; while the Steamboat
Landing IN but one square distant,
This Hotel Ia heated by steam, has steam
Laundry Hydraulic Elevator, Electric Call Bells,
Automatic Firo.Alarms, Baths, absolutely pure mir,
perfect sewerage and complete appointments,
superb fnrnishings perfect service; and an IN
excelea table.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26
HnM's the RlhV-

"IIow's the babyl' His Group is better
this morning thank you. We gave him
some Of Thomas Electric OIL as you adj
vsed, doctor, and shall give him some
more in an hour or so.' Next day the doctor
pronounced the youngster cured.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

Dr.. KLINE's GREAT NERVE REsToRER is
the marvel of tho age for all nerve diseases
All fits stopped free. Send to 03l Arch
street, Philadelphia, Pa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26
pl 5Is6 MARRIAGE GUIDE. ! pi asD

Elegant cloth aud glt binding, Sealed for 10
cents In postage ar currency. over lny won"
following subjects Who may marry, who not;
WHY Proper axe 70 marry who marry lret.
Manhood, Womnuhopd, Physical decay Mo
Increased. Those married OF contemplating
marrying should read IL, II ought % W feAl
by all adult persona, then kcr' under lock ahl
key. Popular edition, same ~ above, but paper
cover and $40 pagce, 70 cent? by NAL, Ia money
or postage.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

The best and cheapest car starter is sold
by Borden, Scilcck & Co., st. Louis, Mo.
With it one man can move a loaded car. CG)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

"FENALE complaints" are the result OF
impure blood. Use "Dr. Lindseys Blood
Searcher.n Sure cure,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

For aged women, weak and sickly
children, without rival. win not cause
headache. Browns Iron Btters
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26

j. Y. DAVIS, of Portsmouth, Ohio, sold in
one year fourteen thousand boxes Of "Sel-
er's Liver Pills" They cure malyria.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-08-26
IndulgencOs or Exposures,

II IL self.eyilput that n physician pnylug
particular attention 10 q class oicasos attllhs
great skin aud ply slcians IN rCgnnr practice
all over the country knowing ihis, frequently
recommend cases To the oldtstolHce IA Amptl,a
and the proved good remedies OF all
ages aud countries are used. A whole house
used for office purposes, aud all are treated WIN
skin I'm respectful manner; and, knowing
what TO do, noeNperlments are made, ON Ac-
count OF the great number applying, the
charges are kept low, Often lower than II
demanded hy others II you secure the skin
and yet d speedy aud perfect life cure, that ~
the Important matter Pamphlet 10 pages,
sent TO any address nee,
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-08-26
A aEunchback's Wooing

\ pretty story is told OF Moses
Meudelssohn, the founder Of the
family whose name has the sound of
music in it. lie was a hunchback,
and young Hamburg maiden re-
iected him because he was a hunch-
back. He went 70 bid her good. bye,
and, while he was making 4 supreme
effort at persuasion, she did not lift
her eyes from her sewing.
DO you really think marriages
are made in heayeu?N she asked
Yes, indeed he replied, 'and
something especially wonderful hap
pened to me AT the birth Of 4 child
proclamation is made in heaven that
he or she shall marry such and such
q one. When | was born, my future
wife was also named, but at the
same time il was said, Alas, she will
have a dreadful hump on her back II
oh, God ! said then, a deformed
girl will become embittered and un-
happy, whereas she should be beauti-
full. Dear Lord, give me the hump,
and let the maid be well favored and
agreeable. = The girl could not re
sist such wooing as that, and threw
her arms around his neck.
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Rules for Riding.

IF you cannot mount from the
ground, says the Burlington Haub-
eve, lead the horse to a high fence,
climb up on the fence, and say
whoa two or three times, and
jump over the horses ears. You will
light some where on his neck, and
will have plenty OF time to adjust
yourself while the horse is running
away Another method of mounting
largely practiced 10y young gentle
men from the city, is to balance
yourself on one foot on the fence,
and point the other leg at the horse
in the general direction OF the sad
die, saying whoa" all the time,
The horse, after this gesture has
been repeated two or three times,
backs away, pulls the alleged rider
off the fence and walks up and down
the lane with him at rapid gallop.
This gives the rider, in about ten
minutes, all the exercise he wants
for a week.
If by some miracle you manage
to get into the saddle, hold on with
both hands, and say whoa" The
faster the horse goes the tighter you
must hold on, and the louder you
must 'holler."
If you are from New York or
Philadelphia, you will shorten the
stirrups until your knees are on a
level with your chin. Then, as you
ride, you will rise to your feet and
stand i'll the attitude of II man peer
ing over fence to look for his dog,
and then suddenly fall in the saddle
like il man who has stepped on a
banana peeling. This is the English
school. 1t is hard on the horse, but
is considered very graceful. a man
cannot have false teeth ,hoWeyer,and
ride in this manner.
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perhaps,till the sea gives up its dead.
Seventy mile above New Orleans
on the beautiful coast, which after
the desolation Of the thousand miles
above, opens upon the traveller like a
fairy land, there CLEANS among the
orange groves, the white walls of a
convent of the Sacred Heart AS
we neared it, the whistle blew sig
nal Of land The chamber maid
came to me with request that
would come aft and see the lady. [
had not seen her. She had not left
her stater0om. When / entered the
cabin where she stood, dressed in
black, with black veil, ready TO
land, | scarcely knew her-so pale
SO ghostly pale, and her eyes red
with weeping. She held out her
hand to me-the tears gushed afresh.
Forgive me" said she; forgive
me, my friend, and pray that God
will forgive me. was educated
with the ladies of the Sacred Heart,
| have no mother on earth but them.
My folly has murdered the best of
men, who loved me more than life.
l have no reproach for you-the fault
was all my own. God bless you y
She gave me little cross. | led
her across the gang plank, dropped a
tear upon her hand, and took my last
look of one of the loyliest of women
Oh earth, who in one little year was
an angel in heaven
81 don't know Write it out at
any rate. 1t may keep some young
fellow from being a fool. 1t may
make some beautiful young wife
more considerate. "
And SO l have written it.
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LYDIA H.. PlNKUAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
LYDIA
Is & ssitive Cure



For III hose Paiufal complaints and
Weaknesses so Common to our
Female Population.
E will cure entirely the worst form of
Female Complaints, all ovarian troubles,
inflammation and liberation, Falling and
Dispacements, and the consequent Spinal
Weakness, and is particularly adapted to
the Change of Lite
Il will dissolve and .xpel tumors from
he uterus In an early stage Of develop
ment The tendency to cancerous humors
there Is checked yeri speedily BY its use.
1t removes faiutness, fatuleney, de-
stroys all craving for stimulauts, and re-
lieyes weakness Of the stomach. II cures
Boatng, Headaches Nervous Prostra-
ton, General Debility, Sleeplessness, De-
preston and Indigestion.
That feeling OF barring down, causing
pain. weight aud backaehe, is always per-
manealy cared by its use
Il will Fl all times and under all cir
cumstanees act in harmony with the laws
that govern the female system
For the cure Of Kidney Complaints of
either sex this compound is unsurpassed
LYDIA Il. PTNKHAM'S VEGETABLE
COMPOUND is prepared at 233 and 235
Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass Price ST.
Six bottles for So, Sent by mail in the
form of pills, also ia the form of lozengers,
on receipt Of price, s per box for either.
Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of
inquiry Send for pamphlet. Address as
above. Mention this paper
No family should be without LYDIA
u. PINKHAM'S LIVER PILLS. They
cure constipation, biliousness, and tor
pidity Of the liver. % cents per box.
"a sold by :all Druggists. Gu
no26-ly.
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Too Much viii Power.


Three or four citizens were the
other day having a eonhab at the
east entrance of the City Hall in re-
gard to win power, and there was
one of the group who dared to 90
far enough TO assert that man Of
strong will power could draw per-
son to him from a distance Of one
hundred feet.
TRY it-try itln exclaimed one
whose faith was Slight.
Il don't say that | can do it, be-
cause | may not have the strength
Of will"
"Well, there's a man down by the
gate who is looking up and down as
if undecided. Bend your will on
him aud see if you can draw him
this way"
"I'lI try It, just to please you, "
replied the advocate, and he fast
ened his gaze on the man, clenched
hi hands, and put forth mighty
effort. The man at the gate seemed
to feel it. He looked across at the
monument, down the street, then
up at the hall.
"I'll be hanged if you arn't doing
il :" whispered one OF the group.
The advocate braced himself for a
greater effort, and the man at the
gate left his place and walked
straight toward the building He
advanced like one in dream, and
not man dared move hand. He
came closer and as he reached the
steps he pulled paper from his
pocket, held it up to the man with
the will power, and quietly remark
ed.
"AIr. Blank, here's that old bill
for three cords Of wood I'm tired
of trotting around after you, and
want my money to-day, or III begin
suit ~
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-08-26
A Reminder OF Ola Days.

MEMORIES REVIVED or THE TIMES
WIEN HE RAN FOR OFFICE.
A seedy looking man came into the
city EDITORS room of the Louisville
Courier Journal, and failing ia b0r-
row half dollar be begged to mar
rate his experience 81 usel to be
an officer Of State, | did was
sheriff, and a member Of tbe legisla-
ture aud clerk OF courts and Judge
and candidate time and time again
and had high old time did"
Il don't believe it," said tie city
editor.
"Why don't you?"
Because | have q letter here
which says you are thief and a liar,
and a scoundrel and a yillitn, and a
traducer and a peljurer, and de.
fraudsr and IA plctter, and a low
down brawler and % lover of all that
is vile and wicked and dishonest and
abhorrent TO decent people, and a."
AHA ! stranger, go on and read
that al over again, and read 1t loud
1t sounds like old times. II brings
back the days when | run for office.
1t reads like an editorial in the oppo-
sition paper, and brings again to my
memory that blessed period when |
felt that / was somebody and life
was worth living. Oh, glorious hours
of my past, will they ever come back
to me 2" and the tears rolled down
his cheeks as the city editor pro-
noanced again the magic words and
then gave him a quarter to sober up
on
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-08-26

A writer in the Scientific american
says: I'VE clean our premises Of the
detestable yermin, rats, by making
whitewash yellow with copperas and
covering the stone and rafters with
it, la every creyice In which a rat
may go we put the crystals Of the
copperas and scatter in the corner Of
the floor. The result was perfect
stampede Of rats and mice. Since
that time not a football of either rats
or mice has been heard around the
house Every spring coat of yell
low wash is given the cellar as a puri-
Ger, as rat exterminator, and no
typhoid, dysentery, Or fever. attacks
the family. Many persons dellber-
ately attract all the rats
i'm the neighhorhood by leaving the
fruits and vegetables uncovered IN
the cellar, and sometimes even the
soap is left open for theirregalement.
Cover up everything eataole IN the
cellar and in the pantry and you will
soon starve them out. These pre-
cautions, Joined to the services OF a
good cat, will prove as GOOD q rat
exterminat0r as the chemist can pro-
vide. We never allow rats TO be
poisoned in our dwelling. Iaey are
50 apt to die between inc waits anu
produce annoyance.
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4 MINISTER IS GRATITUDE DIR.
HARTMAN Dear sir: | am thank
ful to God that ! can acknowledge
your treatment (Peruaa) of my
daughters eye has been successful
and satisfactory. / would be glad
to have the public have confidence
in you. n. B.--Please make your
fees ia reach Of poor people. Re-
member the tender mercies Of the
wicked are cruel.
Rev. T.. III. BALDWIN,
Wattsburgh, Pa.
Reader ask your druggist for one
Of DIR. Hartman's invaluable books
on the ellis Of Life, and how To
cure them. You get one gratis.
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WHENCE COMES THE UNBOUND
Ed POPULARITY OF
Allcock's Porous Plasters I

Because they have proved them
selves the Best External Remedy
ever invented. They will cure
asthma, colds, coughs, rheumat-
ism, neuralgia, and any local pains
Applied to the small Of the back
they are infallible in Back-Ache,
Nervous Debility, and all Kidney
troubles; to the pit of the stomach
they are a sure cure for Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint.
AEECOCK'S POROUS
PLASTEEsS are painless, fra
grant, and quick to cure Beware
Of limitations that blister and burn
Get ALLCOCKS, the only Genu-
iue Porous Plaster.
jtnl4-Gm-eow
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PATENTS.
w. II. KOOKOGEY.

Attorney al Law and Solicitor Of Patents
WORK FOR THE PROFESSION ONLY,
eI5 Seventh st, op. Z. S Patent Office
WASHINGTON, D. G.
Practice ia the Supreme Court U. S.
Attention given TO all kinds Of Associate
Patent Business. Information and advice
on al patent subjects. (mar4-tf
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4 lady being asked 10y rich bache-
Tor, "If not yourself, WIN would you
rather be ~ replied sweetly and
modestly, "Yours truly
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Care-WO persons, students, weak
and over-worked mothers Will find
in Browns Iron Bitters complete
tonic, which gives strength and tone
to the whole system.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-12-28
S3O.OO Isiblc Reward.

The pnblis crs Of Rvt g:S .H""'hly offer
twelve valuable rewards IN their HonN,S
far J nuary. among which is the following:
We will give SEQ 90 in gold TO the per
son telling us how many verses there are
ia the New Testament Scriptures (not the
New Rrvision) containing but two words
snch, bv January lUth, 1883. Shou'd two
or more correct answers he received, the
reward w,ll br divided. The money will
he forw ardcd to lhe winner January l5th,
1888. Persons trying for The reward must
send 20 cents in silver tao poslagc stamps
tahen) with lht, answer. for which they
w,l receive the February MonsalE, in
which the name and address ot The w,nncr
of the reward aud Me correct answer will
be published This be worth $4,000 10
YOU; Gu, i, out. Address, RuTLEGE PUB
FISHING COMPANY. Easton. Penna.
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(teneraI News.

I'tn. /, L. McCtnas | rs teen ar
pointed attorney for the Western Ma.
ryland Ralroa! at HAgerstown, to-
succeed Judge A. x. Syester, resign.
ed.
The public schools in Havre-de-
Grace, have been closed temporarily
on account Of smallpox, and the Alb
erIeen school or account Of scarlet
lsr.l.
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Gaforfin GIarion.
Chas. {. Casse|I, 4. N.
Editor and Publisher.
Thursday,Dec. %, 1882.
Newspaper Law Decisions

|. Any person who takes paper regular
" from the postofficc-w whether ni' ected to
his name or anotllcr's or whether he has
subscribed or motifs responsible for the pay
ment.
g 1T any person orders his paper disccn.
,inucd, he or she must pay all arrearsgcs or
the publisher may continue to send it until
payment is made and collect the whole
amount, whether the paper is taken from
the office or not
tB-No paper will be discontinued until
raid up.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-12-28
Our Politics.

lEe pOllClCal IeNolu''oH va >o'eui
ber has made more aemagogues than
Ally other event that has occurred ia
this country for a number Of years and
the result rs but one Of the many an
omaiss brought to light in our present
intensely democratic form Of govern.
ment.
The present session Of Congress is
composed Of three sets Of men; ohe set
in each party that have been reelected
and the third all those who have not
been reel ected. The fortunate repub-
licans are scared worse than there is
any real necessity for being; the for
tunate democrats are more anxious
and sangnine, than there is any real
grounds for so being, while the third
class are spiteful and not over-caretul
as to what they may do to the dlsad'
vantage of their parties, feeling tina.
they have not been properly cared for
by them.
One of the really comical sides OF
politics to day, is the open denuncla-
tjon of the taaitf, as it exists, 10y the
verv men Of both parties, who during
and before the election and until the
rero,t of the Tariff Commission, spurn-
ed the charge Of being anything else
than the very Highest Protective Tar
if advocaleL
Another strange sound isthat Of the
voice Of earnest Temperance men ad-
yocatipg the repeal Of all internal rev.
,nue, to tighten the burden Of the
people; taking the tax off of alcohol
and its pro lucts. but to allow the dn-
" to remain, yes, even to be lncreas-
ed on sugar.
Again, we learn of newly elected
Governors, who decline to sanction the
expenditure Of one cent Of money in
their Inauguration and Of like class
are those who are insisting on Civil
Service Reform, a determination that
each party has had incorporated in
every platform adopted by them for
the last eight or ten years and which
had become such pretense several
years ago, that naughty senator
spoke dlsdainfully Of it as ".nlvel ser
vice reform.
The uphea. al Of last November has
brought to the surface all the rant and
cant al out temperance, taxes, tariff
and civil service reform; not that any
public man is any better able to dis
,inguish between truth and error In
these matters, than he was before that
event, but he believes that the people
have come to understand these things
and that if he would keep on the in,
side of Office. lie must keep on the
tight side o! the people aud that is
nothing more or less thnn demagogue
ny Of the amplest form and simplest
type.
1t is possible that persons actuated
by such motives are almost as unsafe
as counseliors or rulers as when they
believed that the people had an i'm
plicit, but blind faith in them; they
are liable to override the honesty and
reform business.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-12-28

Frederick county, VIII commence al their
office.
On Mnday Jdnu1ry 1st 1888.
nj / o'clock, n. m.
The following schedule will govern the
session:
Tuesday, the I'd, settle with supervisors
Of District Mo |. Buckcys,own
Wednesday. tie 3rd, District No. 2
Frederick
Thursday, the 4ih, Districts Nos. 3 and
1, Miadlctown and CrcngPrsiown.
Friday, the 9TH Districts Nos. ) and &
Emmil.nurg mud Catoctin
Monday, the s. District No :, Iihana
Tuesday, the 9th Districts Nos. y and 9
Liberty and New Market.
Wednesday, the 10Th, Districts No. "a
and II, iIauvcrs and Woodsbnr"
Thursday, the ,lth, Districts, Mole and
13, P,iersvillc and Nj. Pleasant.
FRIDAY, the l2th, Districts No. IA and Is
Jefferson ANA Mcchanic.town
Monday, the 18th, District No. l6, Jack
son.
Tuesday. the l6th Districts No II and
16. Johnsvile and Wondviilr
Wednesday, ilr ~, Districts No. 10 and
90, Lingannrc aud Lcwstown.
Supervisors for the ensuing ycnr will bc
appointed on the dn, of settlement, unless
complaint bc filed against them. i" which
cases al complaints. ns well ~ rerommen-
da,ons, must he filed prior to The dav oi
settlement
The residue of the session will he dcvot.
to general business. Trustees to Monlevue
Hospital will b. appointed during the scs.
sion. by oiucr.
+ A. GITTINGER.
Dec. IA 81. Clerk
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BRAIN and NERVE.

Wells Health Renewer, greatest
remedy on earth for imroience, lean
ness, sexual debility, &c, 81. at drug.
gis's. Prepaid wv express, 81 25. G
for IS. E. S. WELLS, Jersey City,
II j.
4 Philadelphian, detained by bus
mess, spent n recent Sunday N B,lti-
more. In the evening he went into a
saloon and took a drink, several men
who were present drinking with him
The next morning he Was astonished
by summons to appear before the
Grand Jury AZ witness to prove
that the saloon keeper had violated
the Sunday law. He acknowledged
that be had taken a drink in the
place named, and when asked if 9th.
ers were present, promptly pointed
out two of the jnrymen as his chance
companions Of he night before. That
will do," interrupted the foreman
hastily; "that will do, you may 60
home" snd tue Pti|adsIrhiAn was
politely escorted to the dooi Nv a
baElh
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ESTssAY no Il n.

State cf Ma,ynad, Frcdtairh C"""ty n rit:
hereby certify that Abraham Toms re-
siding about two miles +nnl h Of Fn&vllr ON
The road leading to WnliSvllr brought he
FIRE me, the subscriber, " Justice Of the
Peace in and for said State and CnuntS as
an cs,rnv upon his enclosures from about
first of August las, red Bull with white
face about eighteen months n'N with an
under bil on the lower pant "t lh% lei ear.
Given under my hand and seal his 2nd
day Of Dcccmhtr 1882.
FREDK Witt +, J. p.
The owrrr nf the ahuve Rnll is request.
ed to cnmr forward prove Property, pa!
charges aud take hun AWAY.
Dec AT Abraham Toms