Daily Republican., 1882-11-23
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sun sets A4A.

sun rises $50. sun sets A4L
Order PhiIa. goods, Vsry's express.
Get your cotrAa roasted at 400 King street.
q. 8. Humphrey & Bro, one-prlce hatters.
Dr. Darmon's office, 1924 Camac st.. Phila.
Flower stands, umbrella stands, ,clocks, p9c.
For cut flowers and funeral designs 20 to
643 Market st.
Buy from Muilln, for a good cigar and
large chunk OF tobacco.
Fine Is X. RAIN Gold Rings, at E. L
Hanf's, 10 East Fourth street.
Snne retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. 307 Market street.
Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Everybody KnvwV that Holland makes the
best tln-types In the city. No. 3Q7 Market
streeG.
Go " Gardner's cor. 7th and Shipley s.s.,
for first-olass oysters, rs, 30 and 20 cents per
quart.
The celebrated cove:plant oysters at Gard
ner's, corner 7th and shipley sts. Oall and
SEQ them.
All kinds Of old roofs repaired and gravel
and new plastic slate roofs put on and war
rsnted by L. Mitchell, Jr., $40 West Front
street.
Parties can have their oysters delivered to
all parts of the city at short notice by leaving
orders at Gardeners corner 7Ch and shipley
streets.
"Well. Pat, Jim didn't quite kill with the
brickbAt, did he2' mo; but wish that he
had" "Why so?" $50 that l could have
sOon him hanged, the villainp'
A thief who broke ont Of jail in Ohio the
other day, being captured, told the sheriff
that he might have escaped, but had con.
solentious scruples about travelling on Sun.
day.
"Thomas, Of what iruit is cider made ~
''Ion't know, SIR" Why what stupid boy
hat did you get when you robbed Farmer
Jones' orchard2" ~ got . good thrashing,
Sir!"
A citizen of a village on the Hudson river
has excited great indignation by gratifying
his fondness by pattlng dogs on the head.
He uses heavy steel poker to pat them
with.
DIR. Darmon will arrive In our city in few
days. His new quarters will be on the south
west corner of Ihird and Shipley streets,
This will be the Doctors 40th visit to VIII
m1ngton.
Geo. X. Baugh does the finest wood cary
ing Tor buildings and cars, also the finest
mOuldingS Ct all kinds tor photographs and
all sorts OF pictures Gall and see. No. bO7
Shipley st.
For the best cream caramels, In the city 20
| to the old fashion molssses candy Man
| where you will yet them strickly pure and
always fresh at LII Market street, second door
| below SecOnd street,
lam weary Of ltfe-bury me deep on the
hill side" wrote q young man In Dubuque
but they pumped him out, and that same
| 2ht he went TO the circus and laughed I'LL
he cried at the antics of the trick mules
A young man wants to know what bust
ness he had better Ro into that would enable
nm to occupy high position la sooiety. Lei
| him try lhe roofing business In thRt trade
@ smart man will seon get to the top Of the
ladder.
Said aoollsge professor to notorious lag.
gard, who was once tor wonder, promptly
| in his place at morning prayers, VI mars
you, sir, as punctual this morning What Ii
your excuse?" "Oouldn't sleep, SIR" waI
| the reply.
81 say, doctor, what's become of your dog
| Why, he attempted to eat hole through
my leg, and belcre he got through he dec
suddenly of concussion Of the brain, "said the
doctcr, suggestiVely shaking bis heavy walk
inR-stick.
Percy this parting seems like it's mighty
hard.n Oh, it's a heap worse than nard
|
last request to mGke2 YES" said Percy
the teals coming into his eyes, give me Q
| chew Of tobacco.
On the stage of transporting theatre the
Indignant nero thus apOstrophises the douO
| le d cd william: "Sc0undrel, tremble; you
hour Is at and! ] ave l0ng known yer TO b'
a murderer; but you are worse ay, far worse
You are i0rg geror!"
| Chicago man dreamed that his chile
would be sealded to de 18th. He took every
preuauti0n against such catastrophe, bu
precisely Ave weeks and two days after thu
dream, the little boy was run over by dog
cart and escaped unipjured.
Some Chicago visitors went into saloor
in Cleveland, Kept bya German woman. anC
called for whlskev. She told them that sht
couldn'v sell any, and then whispered conf
dentially to oAe OF them: won you van
Visky you must call for vine and pinch mi
your eyes,"
John o Bryant Of the Penna' house, From
and King Streets, has sold 2SO illustrated
| Family Bibles 10 the citizens OF Delaware
| These aIe the larRe3t best bound and mos
beautiful Bibles ever sold 10 this city and
may be had very low for cash or on the plar
of monthly installments.
Ills ever thus or, at least, frequently. A
q school picnic at Miss en- Creek, Mo lately
|
girl. one young man had al his teell
! Knocked out. another emerged iiOm tn
| ray with q sanH ninary pIOboscls. In
third youth, who didn't care to fight" 60
| the girl.
A country paper once SAID: "E. B. Doc
lutte Is In the habit of stealing pias ant
rObbing henroOsts. II he does not drstst, VI
sail rub.ish hIs name. This is equal t.
the minister at q meeting, who said: Il
the lady with the Dius har, rcd hair ant
cross eyes doesn't stop talking, she will b.
pointed out to the congregation"
That which is most palatable when ou
tastes are not perverted, is generally tn
most healthful. We have been so ODg uset
| TO white bread that quite an effort is re
q AIRED to induce us 70 use brown breadi II
! act we must De driven to it BY falling healit
| or by hi h sepse OF duty which comes from
q careful study Ol the subject. There II
more in this than most people think. VIII
liam ID. PckeIs. 407 ktng Street -four dealer
maKes u speciality of the best articles II
| this line. Gall and get circular.