The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-01-06
wOKDs OF WISDOM.
,ss is the devi's bolster.

!. Idleness Is the devils bolster.
q Diligeno, is the mother off good luck.
. Elbow grease is the only stuff 10
Q make gcll with.
:, A man is known by the company be
keeps out Of.
About the enly force some people
J have is the force Of habit.
The only really bitter tears are those
J which are shed in solitue-.
Read only such things as you can
afford to store in mernory's treasury.
For him who does everything in its
proper time, enc day is worth three.
! If you know how to spend lezs than
you get, you have the philosophers
stone.
He who puts bad construction on
a good act reveals his own wickedness
Of heart.
If one dog can be placed On scent,
how many dogs can be Placed on
trade dollatl
Each man has an aptitude born with
him TO do easily some feat impossible
to any other,
A little learning is not a dangerous
thing to those who do not mistake it
for great deal.
Those who think that money will do
any thing may be suspected of doing
anything for money.
Purity Of heart; is nature rather
than virtue; and when most perfect
Ia least conscious Of itself
The hardest rock is made Of the
softest mud Don't allow the sediment
Of habit TO hardsA into vice.
1t is wonderful to note the numter
Of men who sec the value Of = thing
after it is beyond their reach.
The two most important things in
this lower world both begin with tho
letter M-money and myself
Agriculture il the mother Of farm
prOdsce; she IL also the step-mother ov
garden sass.
It is with you as with plants;
frsm the frat fruits they bear
we learn what may be expected in the
future.
The happiest people hev ever met
couldn't tell to save tbaIe life what
made them 80.
A Quincy debating society has de-
cided that on frosty mornings buck
whea. cakes are superior to liver pads.
Strange though il may seem, it is
not less true that man may be on
very good terms with himself"
No sensible calf ever drinks gin
with its milk. Ii always waits until
it acquires Its horns naturally.
Envy is = passion 50 full Of coward
ice and shame that nobody ever had
the confidence to o~n It's possession.
"Yery tall men, says an old farmer,
"are not useful in the country. 1t
takes them too long TO get down 20
work
Two # the principal eras in the life
Of woman Is when she dons her frat
lcng clothes and puts her baby in short
ones.
Cork mouthpieces for cigars and
cigarettes arc the latest dodge. Four
hundred thousand of them are turned
out daily.
Want to know hoE to tell the most
stylish dlessl Get in a crowd and
mark the one all the women turn up
their noses at
A magician il Chicago is drawing
full houses. he performs the trick Of
cncealing letter so that his wife can
not find it
The oldest Senator is Mr.. Morrill,,
of Vermont, who is II; the youngest
is MI. Aldrich, of Rhode Island, who
is 40 years old.
Some people are very careless. They
90 out withou. any ything whatever In
their heads, and they wonder Why they
catch cold
Mathematical problem: 1t IS as easy
for women to cry dnring an emotional
play as it is for Ien to smile between
, the actsl
A Kentucky girl was struck By
| lightning while dressing for her we'd
ding. There is such thing as girl
{ being too attractive.
Dictionary holders have come into
general use. Something is wanted now
that viii hold an umbrella until the
: owner wants TO use it.
Though not the man wished for, the
new preacher may be the man YOU
need. Give him good start fov The
, sake of the cause.
Experience Is good school, but it
keeps too long, and the bills are too
costly for fellow who is in y hurry
for diplons.