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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-23
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slant use does not give you perfect satsfaction ID
every particular. and IL in any way not - repeo.
sented in this advertisement. hereby bind myssll
to take 1t back and refund you your money paid ID
current funds. With legal interest Of New Jersey,
(six per cent? I further egree to pay freight
charges on the instrument both ways, the money 70
be refunded immedistsly upon receipt Of the In.
strument ~ Washington. New jersey. furtha
agree. II requested. 70 exchange II for any othae
organ or piano - shown in my catalogue.
VERY truly youfs
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-06-23
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TIE FAMOUS Fl STOP BEETHOVEN ORGANS.
Suitable for the Pror Chapel Lodge Church Sabbath School

ers at least $3.50 This combination of Reed Board
and Stop Work, bear in mind. in the BEETHOVEN
is patented. No other organ maker dare build ik.
PRICE.-The price Of this Organ, which IN
cludes q music book. organ bench, choice music,
&c securely packed and delivered on board the cars
at Washington. New Jersey, is ONLY 500. 90.
TIE H0S.--The terms arc Net Cash. Remit
tances may be made by Bank Draft, Fcst Oface
Money Order, Registered Letter, or Express prepaid
WARRAN1E0.-The BEETHOVEN is war.
ranted for six years. Shipped on one years trial.
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-01-02
LEGAL NOTICES.
Commissioners Office, No. n. Fairfax ST.
Alexandris, Va, Dec S.h, 1881.

[
Alexsndrs, Va, Dec SD, 1881 !
70 CHARLES s. TAYLOR, ST.. John ST.
= Q. Brooses, Administrator, &c, j. harris
Forbes and Fanny L., his wife, Vim. Il. Fowls
lr, J, Il. Beck and Carrie. hs wife, Wn,
= :; BTookes, J. st. z. Brookes,, Gao D. Rrookes,
:hsT!es Laid and Susan L bis wife. John 3.
Dainge,feld and kebcccs H. his wife, Anna Il.
Fowle, Fizausb Lee nnd Ellen his wife, 3. Z.
Eow!e, Gee. u. Fowle. Philip ID. Fovle, Frank
T. FRESHMAN, G. s.. Taylor, j., julian T..
B BTrke aud sld ESTHER D., his wife Geo. a. Fowle,
Barbara FowIo, Eliz,beth U. Cot.nau, VIM. j.
Bowers snd Lucy j., hi1 wife. Louis Grsunan
and Mary ] his wife, john w Dennis, George
+. Dennis, Janea ". Dennis. Henry Z Dennis,
Francis Fl Dennis, S. +. Dennis, Edward
Dennis Henry PAGE and Virginia u, his wife,
hGTafd D. Pitts. Geo. Pitts. Po:ton Fits. James
Pitts. spencer Pitts end Maria Pitts aud The
creditors of William =. Dennis, deceased
You sre hereby notified thstI have fixed upon
TUESDAY, the 9th dsy Of December, 1871,
at III O'clock, q M. st my said office, az tbs time
and place when and where shall proceed 10
execute the decree rendered By the Circuit Court
of the city Of Alexandria. on the 29n day Of
Saptem Der, 1881 in the chsa Gerry {ui: OF Charles
.. Tor, ST., complainant, against } ST. 9.
Brookes, admir-. AID ais defendants, whereby
am required t. ascertain end report.
II The claims sgeinst the estate CT tbs late
William +. Dennis, decd, their srlcuGta, and
pIiorties. if any.
u & settlep emf Of the account Of the admin.
isttator OF said decodent from ths LIST account
g. The real estate in Virgins OF which the
asid VIM. +. Dennis, died so:zed
The creditors Of ssid decedent are REQUIRED 10
attend on that day and prove their claims.
Given under my hand, rs Commls! i0Her il
Chancery OF said Ocu,t. the day and pear Gr.l
aforesaid. GEORGE A. Nj USHBACH,
dece-l.T4V Comm'r. IL npaCcory.
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GGssEIfsS,9a H1EEsEEANTs.
7 4. JOHNSON G CO.,

5Sf a. JohNSOE g &C..
WHOLESALE aRooERs.
eENEEAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
And Dealers in
ILL KINDS OF LIQUORS
Asve % hand GIBSON S XX, Xxx, xxx
md PURE OLD RYE, OLD CABINET
aud MGNOGRAM WHISTLES; also BAK.
" HISKIHS to which they invite the s!.enton
of the trade.
Orders from TIA country for merchandise ahsll
receive prompt s.!tsntion. 3.... .l.....
Con5isn1lanta o. Flour, Grain And Country
Produce solicited. icr which they guarantee tie
highes: msrkot prices aud prompt returns.
Ncrtheas: corner o. Cameron and RoSsl sie.,
a'eIsndriS, We. scp1d
fE7aOMAS PEBRI.
GGEEaAL COMMISSION MERCHANT
oGALsaIN FLoUR, FISH, sELT, AND
ZEN.
also Agsr! for
WAA.7Z: ?Jca RICHMOND CAST and CHILLED
PLORS.
febl9-tt ALEXANDRIA, VA
$. b FISHER. @. VIZ. FISHER.
ErI3EEH BROS,
(Succosso.a to Fisher, Ross s Co..
SECuANS, LIQUOR And COMMISSION
AEEGHANTS
40, rs Cameron street, Alexandria, Va.
alacisl st:onton given io+he sale OF country
pIodacc, poultry, DC jenGltf
E9HAS s. TAYLOR. Jf.,
COMMISSION MERCHANT,
Agent for
J. E, FICKLEN & SONS sEIDGEWATRR
FLOUR
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL FERD
DEALER and CUTTER OF hay.
ftcmpt attention given 10 sll orders both from
city and country. IL
% KING STREET.
janl2 Alexsnd,is. v.
HARMON 6 sMITH'
WHOLESALE
@2oCSRS AND GaHEHAL COMPASSION
AERCHANTs
Corner Prince and Royal ats,
ALEXANDRIA. VA.
Eonsignments q GrAin and Country Produce
solicited, suc prompt return NADIA. jyl0
j BEoDsHs 6 Co.,
Wholesale Deslers and Jobbers In
GROCERIES,, PROVISIONS, FLOUR,
SALT AND FISH.
a full lire OF celebrated pure, old WhIskeyr,
3rsndiss. Gin, Rum, &c, Massey & Co.'s Phils.
delphis and Clagett's Baltimore Ales, snd Berg.
Ger s. Engeis Lager Beer, in casks or bottles.
Agents for JsInes s. Walch Best Family
Flour, Jamos s. Kirk g Co.'S. SITS nGsrd Soap
Dupont & Cos. Sporting and Blasting Gun
jseaIners.
Orders promptly attended to. and consign
cents solicited. No. II King street,
oct 26-5 Alexandria. Va.
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Alexandria Gazette and Virginia Advertiser
RAILROADS.
1881 GREAT 1881

1904 GREAT 1CC1
PsNMsYLVANIA ROUTE Nom
TO THE NORTH, WEST b SOUTHWEST
.u-.- :, Do J BIZ IL TR AfT sornrpv
EAGNIFICEST RQUIPMEEi
In effect December 18th. 1881.
Trains lesvs Washington, from station corner
Of Si1th hnd B streete, as follows:
For Pistsburs and The West Chicago Limited
Express Of Pullman Hotel and Sleeping Cars
: dolly. with Sleeping Cars from Harrisburg 10
Cincinnati and Chicago. Western Express
100 p. m daily. with Palace Cars to Fittsburg
srd Leusv:lle.
Baltimore and Potomac Railroad.
For Cansndaigua, Rochester. Buffalo, Niagara.
81 8 90 m. daily, except Sunday; ~ p. m.
daily, except Saturday, with Palace Cars to
For Wili.nspors, Lock Haven and Rlmirs.
10 20 a. m daily. eIcep! Sunday.
For Nav York and the East, co .. M, ~ OO q.
NJ 200, 1000 and 10 Is p. m. On Sunday
eco. 10 co and 10 Is p. No., Limited express OF
Pullman Parlor Cnrs. 80 .. N. daily, except
Suodsy.
For Brooklyn, N Y, all throus h trains connec!
at jersey City with boats of Brooklyn Annex,
eft riding direct transfer 10 Fulton street,
avol1lng double feTriage acroEs New York
City
For Philsde!phis, SO 8. m, I0C0s. m, co.
5 40, 10 co, and 10 Is D. m. On Sundsy, 2 90,
90, 10 90 and l0l5 p. m, Limited Express,
9 90 . m. daily except Sunday.
For Baltimore, 6 40, 90. 8 80. 1000 q. M, and
200. 60 4 40. s 30, 80. 10 co. and 10 10 p. m.
IN Sunday. SEQ, 10 10 .. M, 2 90, 5 40. I 80.
10 10. and 10 10 p N.
Fer Pops's Greek Line, 6 so q. m. and 40p m.
daily, e1cep! Sunday.
For Annapolis. d. g. n. and 40 p. m daily,
except Sunday.
| ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG
RAILWAY. AND ALEX aNDRIA AND
WASHINGTON RAlLnUAD.
| go. a,la1sacria 6 so, 20. 500, ii 10 and
II 80 81 To-, 20, s. = 70. 20 sud II 80 p. IN.
On Sunsay st 6 81. 9 20, II 10 and II 80 q. m.
and S 20 2. n.
For Richmond and the South, so and IL 10 a.
m. daily, and 90 p m. daily, except Sunday;
Treins leave Alexandria for Washington, gu,
sos, 53, ind 10 =. Ia; 10. 8. s. I. and
st5 p. N. snd Il hight. On Sunday at s %
SO, snd 70 a. m; o. aud C5 Q. m.
Tickets and il formston 1t the Office, north sst
| ccrner of 18th and Pennsylvan avenue, lnd It
| the station where orders can be left for the
| checsirg Ct baggage to Destination from hotels
end resiceLces j. K. WOOD.
General Passen ger Agent.
! FRANK THOMSON,
General Manager 6sci9
-
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Steamers Of Shis line ~iil rue IS follows:
FGEs ND&F1AM.

Sieame1n ofthis line ~ill ru2 IS tollows:
FGks NDsFsIW.
Conn acting wi:a kerchEn.s' and Ainers Line
Tor Boston, steamer
EEar or TzG Gsks 49,,
EVERY &CNDAY, WEDNESDAY, snd
FRIDAY, 81 Gu o clock pm; returning, leave
Norfcik on kltarhste days ct 4 90 .. n.
This esaunch iron steamer hes Just been paint
ed THROUGHOUT, staiefof3E1s naTiy furnished and
oacpasea, and ID tho hsndsoua5t as we'll as the
safest best on Ice Poton sc river and Chesapeekc
bay, and is ths.only steamer making Gloss con.
motion with the New Yo.a and Boston steam
ers also connects with Richmond stesmers and
railroad lines south. Stops at PINEY POINT
and POINT LOOKOUT gong and returning.
For tina fall end winter, commencing Oct. 1t,
rstrs OF fare will be as follows:
First class fare to Fortress NJ on1oe and Nor.
folk y 50; second class ST. 90; frat class fare to
finsv Point and Point Lookout 81 50 IS cond
class 49,.
FsS& E2Ee Y0ssE.
sTss.zE4sS z. G, A.vEGHT -6ITD J0Ess
" GE@SHeF
EVERY FRIDAY, =: IL H.; and returning,
esTe Nav York from pier Il, Esst river EY.
GEI SATURDAY, e. Z o. clock n. II.
The stesmore Of this company mako connsc.
lions at Norfolk for BoetoE and eli points Kass :
e! New York with Ill points West and North /.
west and ~ Al61sniris with Virgins Midland
Rsil-0sd and Washington and Ohio Railroad,
Through rates given and freight handled caIe-
fcily and promptly. For further informslio n
apply TO (. A. REED, Agent,
., Janney's whs,f.
WSl. THCMPSCt', President,
lilG = street,
sep 27-.t Washington, o. 9.
,,;zzssssa OLYDR'S STEAM LINE WEEK
: ..zssasaa LIZ TO
PHILADELPHIA, FALL RIVER, PROVI.
DESCS AND BOSTON.
Steamers iaave HleSanaris EYERY TUES.
Day Ind leave Philadelphia EVERY SAT-
URDAY.
This line connec:s az Alexendria With sts O..
s. g. Il. and " s o. Z. Re-. xna ri Philsdel-
phia with ClTde's regular Steavshipe tor FIJI
River, Providence and Boston.
Fre.cht Forwarded with prom Dtnsss and care
freq of commissions.
10 charge tor transfer In PHILADELPHIA, and
to wharfage N Boston. Quick time. FREQUENT
depe.tures. Through rstea and through bills
OF lsdlng given. Insurance ct the low est rates
Agents
h. 4. REED, Aie1andris,
Wh. p CLYDE & 90, PhiIedelphi.
. JOHNSON & CO.. Wash. s. Georg|
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~ AsRlNGToN q OHIO RAILROAD
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.

beginning october ID, 1881.
The MAIL TRAIN will leave Wsshing ton
st 20 .. m. and Alexandria ut 925 q. m.
duly. exeep! Sunday; p.sa Leesburg, going
westward, ut II 80 s. m. and arrive Of Round
Hill at IA Is p. m. Leave Round Hill at - 80
p. NJ; pass Lees burg, gong eastward, At l 10
p. NJ, and arrive at Ale1andrla 1t is p. II.
and At Washington st 20 p. m.
The ACCOMMODATION TRAIN will leave
Washington at 4 ~ p. m. and Alexandra at
426 p. m., daily, except sunday, and arrive a.
Leesburg at 40 p. m Leave Leesburg at 6 w
4 m. lnd arrive st Alexandria at 8 10 Z. NJ,
and Washington a. 8 80 .. 70.
S Passengers from Washington will take
the Washington and Ohio cars at the Baltimore
g Potomac Railroad station at3 20 am. and 40
2. NJ. and 20 through without change Of caIs.
The 8 rs EN-. train from alexandra and l230
2. N. train from Round Hill connect at Round
Hill with GOSH EKT'S Daily Line OF
Coaches for Snickersville, Berryville and Win.
chester; also Redm.n's Line of Coaches which
Leave Leeseurg daily for A!die and Middle.
burg.
Both trains, westward make close connections
:: Vienna, with SissouS Line of Stages for Fs!:i
Tax Court House.
Communication tickets, 81 cts per mil"
Annual lick eta, CSC.
z a. HAVENER,
ocl4-tf General Ticket Agent
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Msil, Southwark, connects at Charlottesville,
with Ohes. G. Ohio r. g., East and West. At
Lynehburg, connects With Norfolk & West
ern 4: H., through Southwest Virginia, to
Nashville New Orleans Memphis, Little Rock
and Te1as-and at Derville with Richmond &
DanVil!s 4. r., to South snd Southwest.
Express trains connect with T. s. u. r. r at
UAnvllle Tor ell points in South, South East,
Southwest and East
Express trains north ward make close connec.
lion at Charlottesville for Richmond.
Fast Mail connects 1T DAnvi!le to ell points on
4. & D. Z. T., and Atlanta. Montgomery, Mo.
bile. New Orleans. Houston, Galveston and all
Southern Te1sa.
MIXED TRAINS for Main Line leave Al.
| eIsndria daily, except Sunday, IS a. m. and
O0 p. M, and returning arrive at Alexandria
06 p. m. and IL 70 D. m.
Eor MANASSAS LINE leave Washington
Z 10 a. N. and Ale1sndris ! as q. M. daily.
West and at River &C.. Lursy. Leave Strssburg
50 p. NJ, arriving ST Alexandris al S IS D, m
MI 3ED TRAIN FOB MANASSAS DIV
lSlON leaves Alexandria daily, except Sum
day, at % q. M, arriving ct Strasburg at u
p. NJ, and returning leaves Strssburg at 5 rs
! q. NJ, arriving in Aisxandria al 3 CO p. m.
| nection st Plhni station.
For upperville, regular connection 1t Della.
plane.
For Washington, Rsppahsnncck. daily cor
nectlon, except Sunday, at Culpepe,.
For WARkENTUN, leave Washington tt
I IL and II 70 a. q. daily.
All trains make good connections, Ht Wash.
Ington, TO and freIn North and West.
re- Atlanta sleeper leaves Washington At
IL q. M, running through without change,
Pullman Sleeping Cars between Washington
and charleston s. G.. without change, on ii q
p. m. trsin.
PullmAn Sleeper between Greensboro and
Auyusts, Ga on 10 q N. connection.
Marks Adj uatable Chair Cars are run on Night
aims between Washington and Danville.
Through tickets st lowest rates to all import
ut points in the Uri:td States.
Mail Trains in both directions make close con.
nection at Fran kiln Junction to and from oil
points Oh Franklin Division.
Pullman S!eepers will run between Washing.
ton and Atlanta on Fas. Mail.
mEhCER SLAUGHTER, G. ia.
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The steamer ARROWSMITH leaves 9TH st.
~hsst Washington. ct a. m snd Alexandra
A.! 81 a. m kVERY MONDAY, THURS.
PAY and SATURDAY for ell river landings.
0n Mondays ss far as Z omini Ferry; on Thurs.
Gay homlnl snd CurIiomsn; on Saturday Cur.
llomsn Ind Leonardtown: copnects,t,t Shep.
hsrps with B. e. O. Il. R. -. =
Q; W, RIDLEY. Gen. Msnsger.
Cspt dNo <. WooD, Fl, i Pass. ut. laol5
5S'oR EoHF0LK, PORTSMOUTH, FOR
mGESS MONROE AND THE sOUTH,
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mGEsS MONROE AND THE SOUTH,
TIE STEAMER
EXCELSIOR

iC&cfylne The q. S. Msil)
YIN leave her wharf, foot of Prince ssree. IN
TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS ard SATUR-
D u, ct e:3O O'Clock p. N stopping at
turning. Returning leaves Norfolk On WE'D.
NEsDA2S. FRIDAYS snd SUNDAYS at q
O'clock p II.
FALL AND WINTER ARRANGEMENT,
BegiaDir Octoberl.
First Class fare to Fortress Monroe and Nor.
iolk, y 6u; Second class, each way, $3.50; First
class fare to Piney Point snd Pom. Lookout,
81 co. Second. clnas, each wsy, Is cts.
Connects at Norfolk with steamers for Rich
mond, New York and Boston.
GEORGE MATTINGLY, Sunt.
P. 8. HoOE, gent. mh26
INLAND G sEA5oAkD coAs TING co
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ltC MMUt ICATED.

[CCMMUi ICATED.
IL rnang Jcat Ego ry love
S!Lte iesL W. sa:u 2OOC-Jje,
TCr; hsn%e W. re CT .bh!l oeci sSaiu
GeAealn Tie sua-!i. SKY.
BUt in ny nemo-T toEdly Gwe!la
Thine image pure and | CAT,
Emo fancy PANTS .ay loving smile
e glow me Liars at hight
zach ;snGcr word snd lock Of Lhino,
Dy II sFs cherished still,
AID Il. 10 al sra lonely hcu.s
5fy heat with ispti,Ts thrill.
OAl could Ell ny ia-a onco' mora
and esp your h4I 4 in miuc,
Ore moment CT such heavenly bliss
Would MAKE void divine.
The birds stag eWeetiy now NY love
rs IL The golden hours
%hsn sll!in9 s,de by si1o we ssz2d
Upon lac blooming lowers.
The ef.rla Eas 80 = q charms FIR me
Cur pa!hs gre covered vide,
NJ Ge,rt !, as1 I .i:e for tEee
.As coz. .!su's sire. II wa glide.
Chs tic that binds Ely soul to Thea,
No nu!Aa1 nsno can sever,
G:y ova ior thee VIII never cic,
II. t!u!y thine forever.
WCrdvIlo, We, Dec 3lst.
Opening sssiss SAS,ss,.ss OF es.s u axis.
CLO9LHe.
Washington L. C., snd Northeastern mails 6
:. "a, L Ii. Eld and s IS p. II.
Western uI;sils i 70 and & IS 2. n.
Southern 4ns!!s. via Richmond, Va, 10 80 3.
IA. ZIG 81 sGG 8 u p. n.
Sou:a sad ooQ.h western naila, via Lynch.
burg Virginia. way AID through msils, o. q.
Il. sn0 % .. II.
ID s&Esaas Division 10 3. IL.
yh!exsnarla tc EOund Hill Vs., 90 8. W
oEGNING,
Ncf.he-a and Wcssern mails, vic Washing q.
.,n, l.. G., 50 b. n. Il "a. and b 10 .. III.
- SoutbGT nails. via Richmond, W., 20;s. N
and 80 &. II.
io2u.h T'es.oEn re E.iiz Tia LynchburS, Virgins,
Qbrou&h rns!sj including way mails on Midland
Railroad, 20 6. y.
manassas division 60 y. n 70, lock box only.
Aound AZ TO { .e.knGTis, Vs., 3 ~ p. n.
Ujice Eours-0tfoe oyens IL 8 80 a. H., nnd
closes at Gu =. q.
Sunday H!ours-O!ics opon: It Is q. 70, md
closes 81 So =. IA.
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REHEMFEE
WASHINGTON STEAMBOAT CO


Boats between WASHINGTON and ALEX.
ANCkiA will rus rromtty IS follows, viz:
10 20 .r3 II 80 = r., rrG y so l so. 2 go 8 80.
80, 6 60 6 80 and o N.
Lesra Alexandria at s GO, { So 8 80 9 80 10 90
arc II 30 8. o.. ard IL 80, 80. $50, 3 3d. 80.
s 30 an1 6 30 o. m.
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asIRGINIA MIDLANE RAILWAY
JOHN s. BARBECUE. President.
On sad after SUNDAY, Dec. Is, 1881, Pas.
songer trains will run - follows:
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1882-06-14

sent from home sometimes month and
perhaps three months at time, are
also, as q rule, provided with trust
worthy revolvers for the protection OF
their homes and persons. One lady,
whose husband is away for long periods,
not only has revolver decorating her
bureau top alongside Of her toilet-set.
but carries small 22-caliber "pop"
hardly big enough to shoot pea-hole
through pasteboard, against the top but.
ton OF her corset
Actresses are seen TO have q particu-
lar penchant for pretty and cleaning
pistols. The fact will be recalled that
when well-known newspaper man
went to interview the Polish artistic
Modleska at the Lindell during her first
engagement here, he interrupted her
while she was indulging in the pleasing
but perilous pastime of firing bullets
into the door Of her room. Mrs. Scott
Siddons, while here last season with
Harry Sargent, went one day into
Fifth street shooting-gallery, and made
n score with q swinging target and in
knocking clay pipes TO pieces that would
have caused Wild Bill to ecstatically
wave his wide-rimmed hat and flowing
locks while he spun around in n wild
dance Of delight.
Coming back again TO people in pri-
vate life, it may be mentioned that tho
wife Of prominent Judge is 80 good a
shot with the shotgun and small arms
that, when she wants pair Of chickens
for meal, she takes her gun or revolver
and, going out in the yard, shoots tho
chickens heads Off at twenty yards.
How do women handle revolyers ?"
the reporter asked Of clerk in fire.
arms store.
"Some Of them handle them rs vel
rs anybody could. But Others take hold
OF them cautiously, and do pot know the
barrel from the butt end. In the sum
mer, when our patrons from Arizonaand
New Mexico and those regions come IN,
the merchants are accompanied by their
wives, and the women handle the re-
volvers just as easily and gracefully as
any man could"
The clerk showed the reporter n col
lection Of reyolyors. and pointed out the
"bull dog" pattern OF small iive-shoot.
ers, with silver platings and ivory han
dies as the style most affected by women.
They cost 50 and $40. Double dirks,
with white bone handles and two and q
half inch blades, were also pointed ont
as weapons purchased and carried by
women, but, he said, not nearly 80 many
dirks were sold as reyolyers. ST. Louis
RcpuJiican.
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When women shall have obtained their Rights.

When women shall have obtained their Rights.
Believe me, dearest"
Angelina" Pardon me, Edwin, but is
that the best adjective you can use /?
The word dearest" implies that have
cost you great dcal-haye been very
expensive. Now, when | prepared our
settlements with my solicitor, /"
Explains the Law of Real and Per-
sonal Property
Edwin" Thanks, darling, your lecture
has been delightful. But see, the moon
light tinges the trees without"
Angelina" Moonlight? L am glad
you have mentioned tho moon. Do you
know that our planetary system is"
Exhaustively canvasses tho whole
system of modern astronomy.
Edwin" Wonderful But the night
ingale has begun her sweet singing"
Angelina" Really That reminds
me, you told me the other day that you
knew little or nothing of natural history.
| have an excellent memory, and will re-
cite few chapters Of Whites Sci
borne to you. Does so.
Edwin, (awaking from his slumber) -
"Ah, indeed But come, my own
one"
Angelina" Beloved one, as accuracy
is to be more esteemed than affection, do
not call me thine. Until l am married
| am II femme sole, and even when we
are united the tendency of modern legis-
lation is to separate the parties. 1t was
not so in the past"
Gives history of the world from tho
earliest ages.
Edwin (yawning)-" Charming Most
interesting! Sweet Angelina, you speak
SO well, that should like to hear your
voice knocking that nightingale. Sing,
darling, sing
Angelina-"I would rather tell You
what / know of thorough bass. But
first let me correct you. / can scarcely
rival the nightingale. The human frame
differs materially from the frames of
birds and animals.'
Lectures upon anatomy in all its
branches.
Edwin Gn his sleep)-" Grand! Very
good (Waking) All l must be off
Farewell, Angelina, tho hours will seem
years when am away from YOU"
Angolina-"Then they should not.
There need DO no confusion of time in
your case, as you are not about to travel
round the world. Certainly, if you
were, you would find your watch losing
Ms you moved southwark. In connection
with the subject 1 may say little about
time. You must know, then, that"
[Rapidly sketches the difference of the
real and ecclesiastical equinox, the
Gregorian reform, etc, etc.
Edwin Gearing himself away)-"Fare
well, dearest-I should say own one, OF
rather femme sole. Good-by until j see
thee again"
Exit to attempt to escape to America
to avoid damages for breach of prom
Use of marriage.
Angelina" Fortunately I have takel
my medical degree, and can read his
mind like an open book |"
Exit to her solicitor torestrain him
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1882-06-14

Some unknown genius has discovered
the following "Rules for Spelling a Hus-
band:"
Snarl at him.
Find fault with him. T..
Keep an untidy house. -
Boss him out Of his boots.
Always have the last word.
BE extra cross on wash day.
Quarrel with him for trifes.
Never have his meals ready in time.
Let him sew the buttons on his shirt.
90 Pay no attention to household ex-
penses.
Give as much us he can earn in month
for new bonnet.
Tell him plainly you have married him
for living.
Raise a row il he dares to bow pleas
antly to an old lady friend.
Get everything the woman next door
gets whether you can afford it or not.
Provide any kind of pickup din
ner for him when you don't expect
strangers.
Let it out sometimes when you arc
good and mad that you wish you had
married some other fellow you used to
go with.
IL he has an extra amount Of brain
work and comes home with his nervous
system all on stretch-don't try to keep
the children quiet. Tell them to mako
all the noise they want TO, and their
father is nothing but an old crosspatch
anyway.