Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-03-11
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 with matrimonial intent assss { single, said If she had been q Y n she would not have been miss here. & London Punch. & A MARRIED woman said to her hus- band, You have never taken me to tine cemetery" "No, my dear, replied he,l "t that is q pleasure have yet lii antlci- r,asisa,,s. = 6citzEzTStttsddae 9ribasaso.
 "LlT us pay We were married, :" said little Edith. "and will bring ny dolly and say. See baby, papa" aYes, z replied Johnny, "aud 1 will say, Don't bother me nov. want to look through the paper. Children hav.. strange ideas of grown folks ways, now don't they ?-Bostoa Transcript A CONTEMPORARY has been asked Can man b~iong to brass band and be Christitn?" T. replies: "We see no i,npedi gent in tie way. But, if hs is s member of d brass band and is given to practicing on cornet o, trombone at home. 1t l. a very difficult thing for the man living next door to be Christian.
 INDIANS get their queer names in tho i following manner: Wh, n an lnuiau baby Is born he medicine man or some one of the family looks out ot the door and casts his eye upon some object The first thing that na sees furnishes the cnid's name. Hence, |. Sittlng Bull, {" Rcd Cl,ud," C tc. If this rule was followed by the whites, most Of the children ", uld be called ''In- the Buck Yard" or "Mrn Gong into-a- Saloon"
 ''LooE out," said fr;e,l,l to young spendthr.it, with whom his nncie was, 1 for good arl sufficient reasons, excet d. ing wroth-" look out. Or the old gen. tleman will be cutting you off with, or, 1 n re probably, without a shilling" "No danger of thnt-I know hin. too welt" He is fond of you at heart ?" Naw-but, you see, he'd shrink from l the expense oi . sheet of piper for a new will"
 DURINe 8 recent lecture, Mrs. Liver more, ln commenting on the Wrongs 1 which women suffer, remarked that l when she earned her frst-t,orn Was a grl, ohe turned her face to the waii and wept. Not long ago, when Chicago man learned that hls third-born vas q girl, he turned his taee to he door and kicked. He was already buying seal skin ssco les and str.ped stockings for two others.
 THE Washington Post says that the best way for young lovers Is to one to some so of an agreement Concerning future life together before the natri- monial bond is tied. Let them be sus. ceptibie to each others fau.ts, and also tu good advice from friends int rest, d in tn, ir welfare" Another good scheme is fnr the young man to come to some sort o; agreement with he girls father cnncerning tie exact nights on which the dog IS to be tied up. There can never be true happiness without deh- mite understanding on this point.
 "WELL, Father Brown, how did you like the sermon vest rday?" asked 8 young preacher. ''You see, parson, D was the reply, 1T haven't fair chance at them sermons of yours. an an old man now and have to sit pretty well back by t'e stove; and there's old Miss Smith;e, W.dder Taff, n R, ,lau's darters n Nabi,y Birt n al the rest settiu' in front O me with their mouths wide open 4 swalerin' down all the best of the ser mon, an what gets down to me is pretty poor stuff, parson, pretty poor stuff,"