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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
A New Disease.

A California physician who discover
ed new disease-love madness-has
been experimenting with the persons
afflicted Herewith and has produced
the " love parasite" or bacillus mi
croccus. This he cultivated up to the
twentieth generation, and with the par
asites of that generation he inOculated
a number of subjects. The inoculation
was invariably successful, symptoms of
the disease appearing in very short
time after the operation. A bachelor,
aged fifty, on the first day after inocu-
lation had his whiskers dyed, ordered
suit of new clothes and a set of false
teeth, bought a top buggy, bottle of
hair restOrer, diamond ring and a gui-
tar, and began reading Byron's poems.
The incubation produced symptoms of
the same nature in a young lady of
forty-tive. She spent five dollars at
drug store for cosmetics, bought q lot
of new hair and croquet set, sang
" Empty is the Cradle" sent out invi-
tatiOns for party. and complained
that the Chico young men do not 60
into society. An inoculated youth of
seventeen, employed in country store,
did up gallon of molasses in a paper
bag, and also in fit of absent-minded-
ness, put the cat in the butter tub and
threw some fresh butter out of the
window. Finally, he sat in a basket of
eggs while looking at the photograph
OF pretty girl, and was discharged for
his carelessness. The Chico doctor is
still experimenting, and will soon lay
the results of his observations before
the medical Chicago Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.

I'm the Boston market Maine, Yer.
mont and Canada horses are said to
bring twenty-five per cent. more than
Western horses equally bred.
One pound of oilcake, says dis
tinguished French chemist, is equal to
three pounds of corn meal, nine pounds
OF bran or ten pounds of hay.
--Spiced Currants: Take three pounds
OF sugar, add pint of vinegar, three
tablespoonful of cinnamon and two of
cloves. Add six pounds of fruit and
boil twenty minutes. Excellent served
with meat.-Rurdl NeU Yorker.
This is the season of the year when
the farmer loves drink of good. pure
water. Do not forget that animals, in
GLIDING your hot chickens, thrive on
the same innocent beverage. Healthy
fowls cannot be raised on filthy water.
M Y. Herald.
-Broadcloth when worn may have a
new face put on it by the following
method: Rip up carefully, brush thor
oughiy. lay on the right side cotton
or linen cloth wrung from cold water,
and pass hot iron over the cotton, re-
move and press the broadcloth on the
wrong side.
Picked Beets: Boil very tender in
quite salt water, skin, slice and place in
an earthen pot or any convenient dish.
For every good-sized beet allow thin
slice of onion, tablespoonful of grated
horse-radish and half a dozen cloves.
Cover with cold vinegar. They will not
keep over a week.-Rurdl Ne10 Yorker.
The American wonder or premium
gem peas sown in August will, if they
escape mildew, make fair autumn
crop. Much every way depends upor,
the weather for success, and from our
own experience we prefer August to
July. Mold from the woods makes a
very nice fertilizer. The ground should
be finely and deeply pulverized.-M Y
Herald.
TO Cure Nursing Sore Mouth: Mix
together teaspoonful each of pulver-
lied alum and borax, half salt spoon
full of pulverized nutgalls and a table
spoonful of honey Sugar will answer
the purpose); pour over the mixture a
teacupful of boiling water; let it settle,
and with clean linen rag wash the
mouth four or five times day. using a
fresh bit'ef linen every time. This will
cure sore mouth in mother and child
n. Y Tribune.
Chicken Cholera: When you give
medicine for this disease be careful that
the water the fowls drink is pure. We
give a plenty of green food, chopped
and made palatable by mixing with 9th
er edibles. If you see thick-skinned
fruit on the ground break it, so that the
bird may get at its best part, or at least
be tempted to try it. The Poultry World
prescribes equal parts of peppermint,
laudanum and camphor-iive to ten
drops of the mixture every day.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

There was need. tell q true story,
and the question was thus asked. and
the event came about as am now to
relate. The young farmer fell ill before
the autumn came. Ills complaint was
pronounced to be a cancer, and by
Christmas he lay in the church-yard.
And where then were all his plans laid
up for many. years? Amt there no
p'raps?" The words in the old mans
mouth seemed an inspired warning
from God.
Small need is there to point the
moral OF the tale.-Sanday at Home.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
Religious Department.
FOREHER TRUE.

Himself Hath Said: Il Will in No Wise Fai
Thee"
God is forever true!
His loving oranges never,
Though oft and deep thy heart
Beneath His hand may CULVER.
He makes thee to endure,
That faith may be more pure,
And patience steadfast grow;
Thy God is ever true.
God is forever true!
Though grievously it pain thee,
The thorn His wisdom leaves,
His strength will still sustain thee.
His discipline is good.
And all His Fatherhood
Thou yet shall fully know;
Thy God is ever true.
God is forever true!
The bondage of thy grieving
He Will not oyerdO,
But haste to thy relieving.
He shakes the prison door,
And brings thee forth once more,
And bids thee still to show
That God is ever true.
God is forever true!
He comes to end thy mourning;
Behind the night of woe
His star of peace is burning,
The winds shall at His word.
Cleanse every stormy cloud;
D Soul, take comfort now,
Thy God is ever true.
From the German, in N. 7. Erdngclist.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
ON THE COMPLEXION.

Without going into any aesthetic raptures in regard
TO personal beauty /, must be admitted by all that
pure ard clear complexion often makes up for plain
features while a rough and salIow skin. or freckly
face mars the most perfect Grecan profile that was
ever nodded from Natures art gallery: but when G
fresh. clear transparent, and brilliant complexion is
combined With q classical pleasing countenance, lus-
trous eye and graceful form. the mind becomes en-
raptured with the beautiful association and 'how
lovely" Is the involuntary exclamation made by al
who gaze upon this rare combination Of natures
sho;cests gift 70 the human family. clear complex
Ion living evidence o: pure blood and sound health:
and although there many who try 70 improve the
complexion By exsrnneous means, 1, is of h:tle
use unless the seat Of life has been reached. and the
blood purified; in fact art must be abandoned. and
nature resortcd All. therefore, who anxious
possess white, soft AMI smooth skin with that peachy
bloom so much admired, must not depend upon cos
metcs powders paints. their object should be to
get the blood purified which be done easily speedi
ly and safely by Natures restorative, Burdock
Blood Bitters. which gives healthy tone to the sys
TEN. and O fair complexion to the countenance.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
The MANAGER of the Chinese th

The manager of the Chinese theater
in San Francisco sends free ticktes
on the first night of every new piece
to the Check on Tongs Society, but on
recent occasion accidentally failed to
include several new members. Chinese
deadheads are not to be tritled with, it
seems, for every member went that night
with stone in his pocket and hurled it
on the stage. The actors were badly
hurt and the performance broken up
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
The Best Way.

The best way to increase the appetite, assist
erly, and the absorbents to take up nourish-
mept, induce full and regular evacuation, pro-
duce easy expectoration, and stopdecay Of the
lungs, heart, liver, urinary and digestive
organs and purify the blood, is by using that
Queen of health called DR.. Guysott's Yellow
recommend 1t as a true strengtheler, q sure
reviver and perfect health remover. 1t is COM
posed of harmless yet effective vegetable
tonics and will not harm the most delicate,
being especially adapted to enfeebled consti-
tutiOns and infants.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

When vou visit or leave New York City,
save baggage and expressaGe aud carriage
hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel
nearly opposite the Grand Central Depot.
$50 elegant rooms, single and In suits, 1T
ted up at an expense Of one million dollars.
Rooms reduced to 81 and upward per day,
on European plan. Elevators. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages
and elevated railroad to all depots.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
Personal.

The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
to men young or old) who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
of vitality and manhood. Address as above.
N. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial Ia allowed
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

WE are persuaded that the ancient
Hermes, with all the subtle art and natural
resources of the Alche mists, was q very
poor doctor compared with Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass. Hermes may
have been after all only a clever practitioner
Of the Black Art; but we know there Is no
humbug in the pharmaceutical chemistry Of
Mrs. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

l hereby certify that my boy, 10 years OF
age. was taken sick with typhoid fever, fol-
lowed by congestion Of the lungs. DIR.
Dyer, an eminent physician of this place,
stated that he thought the boy would run
down with quick consumption. A Mr.. Pat
terson told me that Goes Cough Balsam
was curing similar cases, and advised me to
purchase it. When carried it home my
wife laughed at me; but i knew that Mr..
Patterson meant just what he said. and l
determined to try il. Two bottles effect
ually cured him, so that now he is az tough
and healthy as anybody.
LYMAN DORMAN.
HUNTINGDON, CONN.,, Aug. %, 1866.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

How OFTEN persons have been annoyed by
burrs clinging to their dress or clothing, and
how seldom have they, when cleaning them,
given 1t thought that Burdock Root is the
most valuable blood cleanser and purifier
known, and is sold by every druggist under
the name of Burdock Blood Bitters. Price, ST..
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

s. j. p, CHATTANOOGA, Tenn: II have a
valuable hen that will insist on sitting on six
eggs. How can prevent her doing sop We
have referred your letter to our poultry crit
ic. He says there are many ways to prevent
your hen from engaging in sedentary pursuits
on capital of six eggs. He suggests that
you add another egg-or that you use the
eggs in a custard pie, but he says If you want a
dead sure thing boil the hen.-TeIds SiftingS.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

"A New York physician condemns
the use of the dotted wells ladies are
wearing. and reports several cases of
permanently injured eyes that have
been caused by this fashionable nom
sense.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

PURE Cod Liver OIL, from selected livers,
on the sea shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co,
New York. Absolutely pure and sweet.
Patients who have once taken 1t prefer It to
all others. Physicians declare It superior
to all other oils
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
After Eight Long Years.

c. c. Jacobs, IS Folsom Street, Buffalo,
writes that for eight long years he had tried
every known remedy to cure him of piles also
bad been treated by physicians without sue
cess, when he was ultim .tely cured by
THOMAS ECLECTRIC Oh
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

"A man while looking from the win
dow OF an emigrant car near Lyons, N.
T., the other day, had bis head crushed
by some object along the road, and died
shortly afterward.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

A PHYSICIAN writes: "For all diseases az
fecting the blood, liver and kidneys, brain and
nervous system, there is no combination pre-
pared for general use more beneficial than Dr.
Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla.
recommend it frequently in my practice"
Why then remain a crabby dyspeptic and
nervous sufferer! Why not be strong, healthy
and robusts
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
Skinny Nfer

"Wells' Health Remover" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Nery-
Gus Debility. 81. Send for pamphlet Z. s.
Wells, Jersey City, N. j.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

"A letter written in Rome soon after
the death of Garibaldi, says: Italy is
now what America was on the death of
LincOln,n
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

If you take Leis' Dandelion Tonic when
you perceive the first symptoms Of "chills, /"
you will almost invariably escape them. II
Iortifies the system against the attacks Of
other diseases as well. 1t improves the d.
geftion, purifies the blood and regulates the
liver.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

CAPTAIN MURRAY calls his steamship Alaska
"the greyhound of the Atlantic" She Is
probably bark REHABILITATION Tr9nscript
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

THERE was a young ledy quite fair,
Who had much trouble with her hair,
So she bought OarbOline
And sight to be seen
Is the head of this maiden, declare.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

THE boy who feasts upon dime literature Is
like cold molasses. He turna out bad.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

THE Boston Transcript recommends kero-
sene oil to take the smell of onions out Of the
breath, but doesn't state how many barrels
are necessary.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

No MATTER how ugly q nose may be, its Inn
projections are overlooked by its owner
Boston Transcript
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

THE Lowell Courier is not surprised that
car wheels are being made out of paper, as we
have had Stationery engines" for long
time.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

Confederate 81, 900 bills have lately
been selling in Atlanta, Ga, for ~, and
500 bills for rs cents
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

CHAPPED HANDS. face. pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap,
made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

II you use Frazer Axle Grease, continue; II
you cont, commence now. You'll not regret 1t.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

BEEF is so scarce and high that gentleman
of this city is having s;rloin steak set for a
breast pin.-B0ston Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28
Sunday.SchOOl Lessons.

THIRD QUARTER.
July 23-Blind Bartimeus Mark 10:46-52
July 30-The Triumphal Entry. Mark IL: ILL
Aug. 6-The Fruitless Tree. 80. Mark ii :1222 g
Aug. l3-Prayer and Forgiveness. Mark IL IA 80
Aug. 2O-The Wicked Husband
men...M Mark IL: liz
Aug. 2T-Pharisees and Sadducees
Silenced ..M Mark l2:l3-27
Sept. Glove to God and Men. Mark Il % "A
Sept 10-Calamities Foretold. -. Mark 13: l-aO
Sept. l1-Watchfulness Enjoined. Mark Ii :2l-37
Sept. A-Review.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

We can assure our readers, should they re-
quire anything OF the kind, that WAKEFIELD's
BLACKBERRY BALsAM will cure the worst cases
of Diarrhea, Dysentery, or Flux. 1t is pleas
ant to the taste and perfectly safe. For Sale
by all Druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

MY boarders shall have "the fat of the
land, " she said, as she receipted for a tub Of
oleomargarine.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

ANOTHER dynamite mine in Russia. Go
East, young man, and blow up with the coun-
try.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

THE lal-de-dah, cigarette-smoking young
man, Is now styled third-class male matter.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

HE-"Why do you persist in moving away
from me so far, dear cousin!" She-''Oh, for
distant relative it seems to me you are near
enough already"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

GIRLS. like opportunities, are all the more
to you after being embraced
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-07-28

TRY the new brand, Spring Tobacco"
Jamestown alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1882, 1882-01-06
A Deserved Tribute.

Among the numerous social agencies at
work in jamestown, for the betterment Of
society, few have been more wisely man
aged, or had the good fortune to see their
labors rewarded with more gratifying
success than has the Ladies' Aid Society,
of the Presbyterian Church. The fact
that we have SO beautiful church edi6ce-
Justly the pride of our towns in no
small degree due to the energy and activ-
ity displayed by thissociety. Distinctions
are said to be invidious, but in this case
the labors of the president of this society
Mrs. j j Flint have been so CONSPICUOUS,
her rare social qualities S, universally ad-
mired, and her near departure so much
regretted, that all will heartily Join in
wor Is of warm praise and commentator
for her unselfish labors in the interests of
the society andtle promoters of its objects.
Recognizing this, and wishing to give
some expression to their feelings Of regard
and affection, the ladies' OF the AID Society
gatheredin goodly numbers at the resi-.
dence of the Rev. Mr.. Tanning on Mon
day evening, and after an hour spent in
pleasant conversation, presented to Mrs.
Flint beautiful ivory card case, car9sand
and gold lhimbls, as slight tokens of
their regard, and to testify in some slight
measure their appreciation of her worth,
and the value OF her labors. Mr.. Fan
ming made the presen alton speech in Ills
happiest way. Mrs. Flint who was
greatly surprised, responded and returned
sincere thanks for the presents. A beau
titul spread followed, the memory Of
which still llngereth. Altogether it was
an occasion of real enjoyment on the part
OF all who were SO fortunate as to be pre-
sent.
Jamestown alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1882, 1882-01-06

Tie great difference among men,
Of all eallings, is energy of character
or the want Of it. Givon the same
amount Of learning and integrity, and
tho same opportunities, and energy
will make one man corqusror
The want Of it will SEQ the other a
failure. Dead beats ars all men with
out force. They had as good
chance as any Of their companions.
Others wen. ahead and carried off
tho prizes, while they were lying by
the tho wayside dispirited and de-
spondent. 1t takes nerve, vim, per-
severance, patient continuance in
well.doing, to win great prize.
And the young mau who goes into a
profession without this pluck and
force will not earn his por''idgc. He
will drag along through life with the
help Of frie IDS, getting some credit
with them for beng a well.meaning
man, in d.lica,c health and unlucky.
Tie real trouble he lacks energy.
All the real learning in the world
will not qual;fy man fog usefulness.
1t requires push, stamina, yig"r,
courage, rcsolutisn, viii, determine
tiop-ip ore word, energy,
Jamestown alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1882, 1882-01-06
Talk From Tsnpap,

TAPPAN, D. L. Jan. 3rd, 1882.
ED. ALERT.-As our ink has not frozen
as yet, l have no doubt that some OF your
patiert readers would like to have it flow
in eligible form so that they can learn some
What of our doings on the boundless prai-
rie.
The first DAY of the year falling on Sun
dav, we in due respect TO our diety post
poned our festivities until the following
day. Sunday was observed as usual by
| holding religious services at the chapel
where the tewnspeop,c were favored with
very appropriate discourse by the Rev.
| O. Lcbi,che, of Ashford, England, "who
Is now paying us g visit" /" followed by
| some choice selections of music.
Monday being an unusually fine day
the ladies kept open houses, and the
streets were enlivened by the four horse
sleighs as they carried their merry pleas
ure seekers to call upen their n,,mcroIs
friends. The ladies' toilets were rXuais-
lite, and would have done justice t., the
finest entertainment in any of our large
eastern cities. In the evening the people
gathered at the town hall, where they
were entertained with several we'll exc
cuscd dramatic plays, followed by some
cliolce eel, ctcd solos, after whic., sump-
tuous repast was partaken Of; consisting
of all the delicacies of the season, then the
order of dancing was h-oaght forth and
the hours passed as minutes. so that by
the time the peopie had retired 10 their
respective domicil-s fair Lunar was far
| down on the horizon, and brave Solar was
psoclaiming day.
Our ink does not fiaw as fiesls as at
fir5k And as we attended sil ut the several
entertainments, our mind refuses o guide
our pen further.
/ Yours respcctfuiiy,
ALrANA.
Jamestown alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1882, 1882-01-06

The PembinA Pioneer under the
heading Of" Wake Up" gives its
readers a sound sermon, and in the
midsc of it, brings in the following
statement:
What is it that has caused Fargo,
Grand Forks, Moorhead, jamestown
and other neighboriDg cities to be.
come what they arc to-day? Are
they backed by a better country, one
richer in agricultural resources or
one more rapidly developing than
our own? You will all joiu with us
in saying no. Then what il the sc.
cret Of their success? It is this. 1t
is the unsHerYiug faith Of the busi
ness men in the future of their own
town and their energy and indomita.
bic push has instilled confidence
among their own citizens as we'll as
encouraged and entice d outside cap.
italists to come in and invest their
money.
Jamestown alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1882, 1882-01-06
Eldriige Gossip.

Fifteen business lots were sold here
last Saturday, and the outlook for dispos-
ing OF many more was never better than at
present.
Jerry Collins entertained a few Of his
friends with an oyster supper on Sunday
evening. &
AS freight train No 10 was passing this
station on Monday morning, a l,rgc gran
ite rock rolled off a fiat car and fell on the
track, causing one car load of lumber /, ID
ditched a few miles west OF here.
New Yea1ss day was spent here IN -,
exceedingly quiet manner, not1;thstand.
ing the fact tnat all the ladies' Kept sDen
house, very few callers presented them.
selves. e
The first term Of school IN district No.
3, will expire very shortly, and it is to l,e
hoped that the board will exert themselves
and continue the classes through the pre-
sent winter, now that we have au efficient
teacher, and one with whom both scholars
and -arents are well pleased.
J. w. Brunswick and his steel gang
lett here on Saturday night, and are now
| stationed at Alsop.
J. W. Smith is now engaged in digging
| fourth well at his ranch. The tsrst three
we're dug too deep permitting The water
| to escape at the bottom.
Rupert.