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Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18
WIT AND VISION.

A lover Of his race-The turfman
Temporary insanity Time "out
Of mind. "
A pair Of slippers-the orange and
banana skins.
The hors -trotting brave deserves
The agricultural fair.
When "A pretty Irish girl is sto en-
away they SUSPECT some boycottrr.
All men are liberal some to those
who are in need, and Others to them
selves.
There are several hundred kinds
Of relIgon-all trying 10 5eat one
poor devil
An apt quotation is like a lamp
wlhcu fiugs its light over the whole
sentence
Actions. looks, words, steps, form
the alphabet by which You may spell
Character.
Some people live TO be one hun
drpd years old; hut they hardly know
for What.
With patience, sour grapes become
sweet meats, aud mulberry leaves
turn 70 satin.
Mir. Diamond is in business in
Pitlsbnra It's wonderhe has not
been stolen.
What we charitabIy forgive will
be- recampruspd Us we'll as what We
charitably GIVE
10 educate the mind aud let man
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

CAUSES ASTONIsuMENT. -"C Com
pletely Frustrated for days with in
digestion and bilious fever. The
effects of two bottles Of Burdock
Blood Bitters astonished me WISH
BILE improvement right Off" Mr..
Noah Bates, Elmira, N. Y. For
sale by E. e. Williams u Bro, drug
gists.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

TIE KIND WE LIKE.-The medi-
cine we most like is that which does
its work quick and well. Burdock
Blood Bitters are the quickest kind
of a cure for dyspepsia, and liver
and kidney affections. For sale by
e. g. Williams Il Bro, druggists.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

WHAT THREE APPLICATIONS
DID - was troubled very much
with sore feet. Three applications
of Thomas Eclectric OH entirely
cured them Nothing better in the
market Jacob Butler, Reading,
Pa. For sale by T. G. Williams 4
Bro, druggists
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

A new pension law is needed. I'm.
der the present law the grandson Of
"a man who intended to enlist but
never got around to it, owing to the
pressure Of private business, cannot
make the Pension Bureau clothe
and feed him, and a Congressional
act is needed to remedy this over
sight
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

The smallest hogs in the world are
quartered in the Geological Gar
dens in London. They came from
Australia, and are known as the
'pigmy hogs" They are well form.
ed, are risky, good natuTed, and
make excellent pets. They are
about The siZ. OF q wild hare.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

This is the season Of the year when
the agricultural papers are very hard
at work advising fathers not to
leave their $500 mowers and $500
reapers out IN jhe snow and winter.
No farmer could yet along without
au agricultural paper
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

FAyORITIsM-is a bad thing, but
DR.. Pierce s. avorite Prescription"
deserves its name. 1t is certain cure
for those painful maladies and weak
nesses which embitter the lives of SO
many women. Sold by all drug
gists.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18
WEBB 'EOLEOTRIO MEDICINE

Is positive and effectual remedy for all
Nervous Diseases in every stage of life
young or old, male or female, such as I'M
potency, Prostitution, loss of Strength,
loss of Vitality, Defective Memory, I'M
paired Brain Power, nd Diseases from
which an unnatural waste of life springs,
all of which cannot fail to undermine the
whole system. Every organ is weakened,
every power Frustrated, and many forms
of disease are generated which, if not
checked, pave the way to an early death.
II reiuvinates age and reinvirorates
youth. Zach package contains sufficient
for two weeks treatment. Write for PAM
phlat which will be sent free, with full
particulars. Sold by all druggists at so
cents package or twelve packages for
IS. viii be sent free by mail on receipt
Of money, by addressing WEBB'S &c
LECTRlC MEDICINE CO.. Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by +. @. WILLIAMS, JR 4
BRO, Martinsbarg w Va.
A cure guaranteed (mar4-lyr
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

SPARKLING EYES, rosy cheeks
and clear complexion only accom-
pany good health. Parker's Ginger
Tonic better than anything, makes
pure, rich blood, and brings health,
Joyous spirits, strength and beauty.
Ladies try it.-Bdzddr. OLA.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

THE TRAVELLING SALEsMAN-Is
an irresistible fellow. brim full of
stories. jo es, courage, self-assur-
ance grit. lie is very taking withal.
Burdock Blood Bitters are d very
taking medicine; they take every
where, and are sold everywhere. For
sale by j.. G. Williams & Bro, drug
gists.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-11-18

An honest witness in prosecu-
ton under the prohibition law at
Eldorado, Kansts IS, admitted that
he had bought gallon of whisky
from the defendant IN the case, and
cau,ually remarked much to the as
constituent Of the whole audience,
THAT there was no use OF his trying
to lie out Of it, as four of the jury
Were with him at the time and help
ed him empty the ju5. The Prose
cutting Attorney asked for new
jury.