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The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

THE Erening Yesterday, alias the Euening
Star, got badly stuck with its Guiteau edi-
tion. The demand that day was for
CRITICS, and no one bought the Erening
Yesterday when THE CRITIC could be pro-
cured. The Evening Yesterday made the
most frantic efforts to get rid of their edi-
tion. They even hired wagons to cart the
worthless things away! On Saturday they
filed their paper with advertisements of
them, and we suppose that they sold some
after THE CRITIC and the Post and the
Republican had exhausted their editions.
They could not sell them before.
CRITICS were sold by the newsboys for
from to % cents a copy, and more
copies were sold than were printed of
the Ereaing Yesterday. A large number
over and above all demands were printed
and were sold out before 10 o'clock a. m.
on Saturday. kilograms ordering large
numbers were received from Baltimore and
elsewhere, and We could have sold on
Saturday more copies than the Epening
Yesterday sold on Friday.
The feeling of the public is illustrated
by the following incident:
A distinguished official was talking to a
CRITIC and Star reporter, when he told
the CRITIC reporter that he wanted dozen
CRITICS to send away to friends. The re-
porter answered that he would try to save
them for him. The Star man spoke up
We've got lots of Stars left" az don't
want the Star, want THE CRITIC"
To conclude, THE CRITIC scooped all it'
rivals and contemporaries alike in the com
| pleteness of its Guiteau edition and in the
number printed and sold. 1t was the frs
paper on the streets by about half an hour
the newsboys getting them inside of thre'
minutes after tho drop fell.
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

WE hope that Commissioner West will
ascertain, early in his career, that there is
more than one end to Washington and that
they are not all West Ends.
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

The Linthicum estate will probably take
a rest for while. 1t has been doing a
pretty active business for the last four
years,
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

WHILE Mr.. Hewitt was drawing com.
PARSONS between the English turret.ship
h.fcxiJie and the fine double turreted
monitors which the Navy bill proposes to
finish, he ought to have remarked that the
Inferible cost as much as any three of ours /;
and not only that, but her actual cost is
nearly GO per cent more than the estimate
which King gives in his revised edition of
1878. Kings Report is accurate as far as 1t
goes. But If Mr.. Hewitt will take the
trouble to compare the estimate Of 1873 as
published by King, with statement ofthe
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

IT seems that shorthand is no match for
left-hand.
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

The occasional correspondent of the Sun,
who started the theory that Bliss and Mer-V
rick have been "bought up" by the do
PENDANTS in the star-Route trials, is evil
IDENTIFY working on trial for permanent
position on the staff. Possibly it is his
ambition to be the successor of Dana him
self. AT all events, we should say that if
he keeps on he will soon make himself in
dispensable to the Sun
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

ONE OF THE DISTINGUISHED orators and
statesmen who debated tho Navy bill last
Thursday remarked that in the war Of
1912 our little navy won all of its victories
by the superiority of its gunnery. That
may be true. But we had also superb
ority Of guns in every frigate fight Of that
war except ono. That ono was the action
between the Chesapeake and Shannon, in
which our superior gunnery" lasted about
eleven minutes. As matter of fact "our
little navy won all of its victories in the
war Of 1912" because our frigates carried
long 24-pounders against tho English
frigates' long 1s's; while our sloops-ofwar
carried 32-pound carronades against Eng
lish 24's. This was true of every action
except the frigate affair of the Chesapeake
and Shannon and tho fight between the
argus and Pelican, brigs, in both of which
the English won.
There was but one occasion dur ring that
contest whom an English 24.pounder
frigate got within gunshot of an American
Of the same weight Of metal, to wit tho
chase of the President off Sandy Hook, In
that affair the Endymion, 2i-pounder
frigate, got alongside the President and tho
two fought under full sail for about two
hours. The President did not strike her
colors until the Pomoae, an 1s-pounder frig-
ate, and one Of the Endymions consorts, had
opened fire. but all the accounts, Ameri-
can as well as British, agree that during
the two hours of single combat between
the two 24-pounder frigates, the American
got the worst of the hammering. All
these facts do not argue much for
superior gunncry; but perhaps we ought
to be satisfied with the fact that
our statesmen are aware that there actu-
ally was n war of 1912, and that it included
number of naval battles.
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03
THE LEXINGTON,

Corner Fifteenth street and New York avenue
northwest. Pleasant and central location, oppo-
site the Treasury Department, and at theJunctl0n
OF three lines of street railroads. Permanent
and transient boarders can now pc aceommo.
summer rates; $40 per month from lst of July,
ln27-lm IRIS. NJ. |. COLLEY. Proprletress
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03
FOR SALE-Fdrms.

~ REAT BARGAIN - AN EXCELLENT
VI Stock Farm, four miles from the County
seat, and three-fourths of mile from Railroad
and In an excellent neighborhood; containing 200
acres. well fenced and nearly al under cultlva-
rooms with cellar; all modern improvements and
lighted with gas; good four.roomed cottage:
fifteen cows, and fine well and springs OF living
water. Abundance Of fine fruit OF all varieties.
$50 0oo but because the owner n called elsewhere.
Il will be sold at great sacrifice, or traded for
Res Estate EkeSSnge oP BRo
st. Charles HOTEL cor. Sd st. and Pa. ave-, Wash.
ington. ID. @. jul2eoim
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03
FOR RENT--MisceHaneous.


INOR RENT-A WELLFURNISIIED OF
IL flee second floor front, opposite the TrensI
ury terms moderate. Address Advertiser cfi,i9|
Otligp. lulyI
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03
BOARDING..

N6Rs. VIM, SMITHS BOARDING HOUSE,
wi No. sO6 IL ST., cor. Ninth (Riley Building)-.
For regular and transient rooms, bOc., zoe. and ~
Be. '"' ju302w*
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

CHARLEs s. sHREyE,. REAL ESTATE
Deeds, wills and other legal papers carefully
acknowledged and drawn. Houses rented and
rents collected. Money 10 loan and property for
sale. Justin
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

TIME WASHINGTON BENEFICIAL EN-
Il dowment Association gives life insurance on
the assessment or common sense plan. onice OIL
T. ut N w
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

A YOUNG MAN OF MEANS DESIRES THE
IA acquaintance of lively young lady. object,
mutual enjoyment Please address Joe, Critic Of.
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

Our left-handed reporter did pretty we'll
the other day, considering that he was tired
out with hard days work. 1t is fortunate
that the indignant underling official reports
er Of the Senate did not call early in the
morning. 1t may be well enough to remark
that no indignant person who called early
in the morning at THE CRITIC Office has
ever been seen again. Really the best time
to call at THE CRITIC office for purposes of
Indignation is about 0 o'clock in the even
ing-when all the members of the staff
have gone home,
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

nISEAsES OF THE GENI1o-URINARY
~ Organs; Blood, Liver, Kidneys, Nerves We
iiy and permanently cured: write for advice; book
free DIR, &, II, Baker Box l0i, Buffalo, N, Y, myS
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

CONFIDENTIAL ADVICE FREE, ON DE.
~ veloping the size and strength Of parts OF
the forn male or female. Sent sealed. Address
Erie, NJ. Co., box 5I3, BulIalO, N. ". my20
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

DLEAsE UNDERSTANDABLE QUARTTIN
l. buckets OF uowsons delicious ice cream
Mt 35 cents are not dellyered II Is delivered In Ice
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

$500 lures tA Of Pa weii.esia5lished a Ap liquor liquor
store on Seventh st.; large dwelling attached.
Address Bargain, Critic office. iu233ts
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03
PERSONAL.

YN Y. HOOVER, PRIVATE DETECTIVE,
Il is one you can trust, and the persons w,.o
nre employed by him are those he has chosen
satisfactorily and you can be assured that he
will be successful His address is 1913 Ninth st. n.
W., or telephone to Paul Reinleln, druggist,
Ninth and SITS. n. W. jy3Im
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

IF YOU WANT TO RENT OR BUY A PIANO
Il or organ be sure to examine my stock before
purchasing; will guarantee you saving of % per
cent; pianos hrst'class. Worchs Uptown Plano
Store, 1880 Tenth st. ju2s-6t*
iTNHE PERSONS WHO STOLE MY WATCH
l. last night are known; II not left at the book
stand, 1919 Penn. ave-. they will be prosecuted
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03
BUSINESS CHANCES.

A CHANCE FOR SPECULATION-FoR $500
IA cash there Is n chance FOR stock specula-
tion in what may bring 100000. Address Pacific,
Critic office. my25
The Evening critic., 1882-07-03

WTANTED-BY A RESPECTA BILE SET
w tied white lady. situation to wash dishes
or pare vegetables In restaurant or hotel; would
accept aplace as childs nurse or to do light
housework. Address Minnie Mabery, City Pest
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
About Love.
RoSton Transcript .

Mr.. Redundancy has noticed:
That the boy who is most afraid of the
g1rls 10 the fret to be corrailed into mat
rimony.
That the little boys perfer boys to girls.
That they soon change, never to 70
back to their early love.
That the little girls love the girls the
best.
That they don't get over their prefer
snce as soon as the boys do-some OF
them never
That the women love the men because
they love everything they have to take
care Of.
That men love women because they
can't help it.
That the wife loves her husband SO
we'll that she has no thoughts for other
men.
That the husband 80 loves his wife
that he loves all women for her sake.
That the married man is apt to think
himself all.killing among the fair sex.
simply because he found one woman fool
enough to marry him.
That homely husbands are the best
They never forget the compliment paid
them by their wives in accepting them.
That homely wives are the traest.
They know how to make the most of
what they have.
That the man who marr,ss late in life
does we'll.
That the man who marries young does
better.
That the man who never marr,es is to
be pitied.
That the woman who marries does
we'll.
That the woman who never marries
does better nine times out OF ten.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
Tho Latest by Mail.


London, May 12-Iriquols. ruptured
blood vessel and it will probably be a
long time before he is again seen on the
course.
Vienna, May 12-Jewish refugees in
body OF 200 arrive every day, and only
$40 leave weekly. Their misery is indes-
cribable.
st. Petersburg, May 12-Huge fires
are raging in southeast Russia. The
less OF property is enormous and the dis.
tress great.
London, May PIT is reported that
the relations between the Egyptian
ministry and English and French comp
troller general have been ruptured.
Ter1e Haute, May 12.-Davld Hall. an
old man, took room at hotel Wednes-
dav and fired bullet into his forehead.
This morning he WAS still alive. He fired
two more shots into his abdomen and
sent for physician, to whom he said he
was tired of living. He died this after
noon. IHe chad been separated from his
with an offer to return, which was de-
clined.
Des Moines, May l2.-Fountaine W.
George was sentenced to-day by Judge
McHenry to hang August 10, 1883, he
meantime to serve in the penitentiary.
Georges crime is the killing Of DR..
Epps, on the ground that Epps attempt
ed abortion on Lolita Morton, whom
George said he promised her father on
his death-bed to protect. The real cause
was jealousy. The murder occurred one
Sunday last July on the street.
New York, May l2-At the reception
of Mrs. Parnell the murders in Dublin
were denounced. Mrs. Parnell said.
"There we're important messages between
my son and Gladstone before his release
FROM Kilmainham Jail, and he did not
consent to accept his release until Glad.
stone had agreed to introduce -four
amendments to the land oct, which
have been since introduced. and which
were from Charles Stewart Parnell, in
Kilmainham jail"
Parsons, Kan, May l2.-Information
comes up the road thst the cyclone
which so nearly destroyed the coal-min.
ing camp at MeAllister, IN Indian terri.
tory, ON tho night Of the 7th, struol
Mill Greek, or Mill Spring, lying east Of
the railroad, and wrought great havoc
: Every house in the place was either de
stroyed or badly damaged. In fast. only
one building was left standing, and thai
was turned into . hospital. A mar
PANIED Taylor was killed. two childrer
fatally hurt, and more than dozer
: others injured.
Washington. May l2.-May reports o
the condition Of winter wheat by the sta
tistical department of agriculture make
the average Of the entire breadth 100
standard, undimlnished; vitality an.
medium growth, average; condition ii
April. l02, higher than reported 70
Q many years. In April Of last year it wa
: &C. Only the states Of the north Allan
!. tic coast. those at the head of the Obi
h valley. Texas, aud those Of the Pacifi
coast fail t. reach 100, while the extraol
dlnary vigor Of the crop in other ,see
tlons fully oompensates for the local de
ficiencies. which amount to per cent.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

6ioux City, Journal: The Indians at
Sisseton agency are out Of rations. the
government appropriation having been
exhausted, and two companies Of the
seventh cavalry have been sent from Ft,
Meade to Ft. Sisseton. These were Of
Pierre on the 9t., and there got full OF
bulge, and engaged in . street fight. and
during this pleasantly shot from 45.
caliber revolver went through the glass
front Of 81. h. Sims wholesale liquo,
store. through the aeshy part of the pro
prister's arm. into his side and around te
his back. where it lodged. He will re-
0oYAY
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
Bayard, Cockrell, Jackson, Harris. Hugh
and Walker, democrats

Bayard, Cockrell, Jackson, Harris. Hugh
and Walker, democrats
Tho bill creates nine intermediate
courts, or one in each existing circuit,
and eighteen new circuit Judges. or two
additional for each circuit. who are to be
appointed by the president. The court
OF each circuit will then consist Of an as
sociate justice OF the supreme court al
lotted to that circuit, three circuit judges
and two district judges, the latter to be
designated at each term for the succeed
ing term. and, if practicable, in rotation,
and four Of the judges to constitute a
quorum. Appellate jurisdiction is con-
terred upon the new court over DEGREES.
The circuit or district Judge shall certify
that the adjudication involves questions
OF general Importance, the decisions of
the appellate court on questions Of facts
70 be conclusive, but reviews upon points
Of law may be had upon writs of er-
ror to the supreme court, when
the matter in controversy exceeds
$1,000 the present limitation
being $1,000. In criminal cases writ Of
error may be sued out if allowed by
Judges Of the appellate court, but cannot
be granted after unsuccessful application
TO another Judge. If the judges do not
differ, and the case is within their juris-
diction, their action is to be final, and the
writ may be token upon the question of
jurisdiction but not review OF the whole
case. Exceptional permission to appeal
to the supreme court may also be grant
ed in questions involving the construc.
tion Of the constitution, or validity oil
the treaty or civil Law. The bill pre-.
scribes the clencai force of the new
courts, and fxes the following as places
at which the frat terms of court in tie
respective circuits shall be held: Boston
New York, Philadelphia, Richmond, New
Orleans, Cincinnati, Chicago. st. Louie
and San Francisco. The terms are to be
gin the first Tuesday in May and Novem
Der, beginning November, 1882. Also
provided that the district or circuit judg.
who tried the cause shall not sit in hear
ing upon the appeal.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH

EEw YORK,
New York. May Is.
STocKs--Firm.
MONEYS.
GovsRSMEs!s-Firm; e's, $l.olH;5's, slols;s
WnEArS-Unsettled; No. Q red June, $1.44S@
81 .a,i.
CoRS-Higher, mixed western, spot, s2@ssa ;
OArs-Easier. Western slGs7c.
$ls.l2haSls.2 .25.
LAnD-Hchcr, $ll.65.
CHICAGO.
Chicago. Nay Is.
Wa55a1,ss5css 5na, llys hlishsr iss ssss.s cash;
CoRN--Btronger; 1870 cash; 1850 June; 7sA
u 6.is.Firner, @ ..ac cash; s:.: May; 4s. July;
q August.
BA11.1Sfl!s.
WHIsKY-.Higher. el.ll.
ii: % July! siis' saii.so Aug August: s'' '.''''ns
;HSos sSs EsSSsPs, e 81 ,.Dsys 1s% fully s
0H6s; heavy t7.S56s.lO
ports $7.4007. 20; good TO choice shipp4ae, 81 &c
G7:so; common to fair, S5.ssGs75 butchers
MILWAUKEE.
Milwaukee, May Is.
WHEAT-Lower $1.2o,;l cash May; 81 sOs;
CoRN-Quiet, 10.
9ATs.Lowcr. SIC.
BAaLEY-Quiet csc.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

Tho house committee on public land.
has asked TO be discharged from the fur.
ther consideration Of the Anderson bill
to shorten the period required in home.
steading public lands two years. This
action IL almost equivalent to an adverse
report, but il its present shape 1t goss
to the calendar and Glands subject 70
The wish . najosity ol the house.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

Further reports from the McAlester
cyclone swell the list Of victims to forty.
four. Physicians, nurses, ETC., have been
sent from Dsnison, and an appeal has
been made to Texas for aid for the
wounded. A small village in the
Choctaw nation near Denison was al
20 visited BY the cyclone and one killed
and several wounded. =
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

was SO prominent member of that ar
my. Contributions may be made through
associated press papers or sent directly
to Lieutenant General Sheridan. Chi
cago, or II. G. Corbin, assistant adjutant
general, United States army, Washing
ton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
Il IsOsGt to Nc, hers

Mothers should remember it is most
important duty at this season to look
aftorsthe health OF their families and
cleanse the malaria and impurities from
their systems, and that nothing will tone
up the stomach and liver, regulate the
bowels and purify the blood SO perfectly
as Parker's Ginger Tonic. advertised in
our columns-Post. See other column.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

The Mitchell Capital is authority for
the statement. that track laying will be-
gin in few days on the line Of the c.,
n. & 1t. P. north towards Ashton
Should the work he pushed with vigor
the gap between the northern and south.
ern ends Of the valley line will soon
bo closed.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
Favorable reports were made for pub
lie buildings at Council Bluffs, Iowa.
HOUSE.
The Army OF the Cumberland.

Chicago. May l5-The society Of the
Army Of the Cumberland propose pop
ular contribution on decoration day to-
ward the erection in Warrington Of q
stssas to the late presidsnt Garfield who
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

Colonial Robert q. Ingorsoll has ac.
ceptsd stimulation 70 deliver the ora
tion At this opening Of the national
Mining and Industrial exhibition at
Denver, Colorado, Ausust LIST.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
1vh.t Makes You atsse

What Makes You Eatssf
A tooth is missing among the incis.
ors, and you cannot help Kissing. Go
and get one put in. and then use SOZO.
DON'T to keep the others right. You
should have done this years ago, but il
is better now than never.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
ADDITIONAL COURTS.

The Appellate cour. RiM PAsss. the ss.ass
In the senate. on tho l2th inst., the ap-
pellate court bill passed BY . vote oi
thirty.two to eighteen, reoeiving the cup.
port Of all the republicans and Nssssu.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

Hamlin county Times: The G., M. &
st. P. Il. R. surveyors are surveying .
route north from Egan and are now in
our county west OF tho Sioux river
Graders arc already at work this side Of
Egan aud the prospects are that the
company will have their cars running
through our county by fall.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

The COMMITTEES Of safety Of Miles City
have investigated tho small pox scare at
that place and have Issued an address in
which they state there arc only ten
cases there. and that no danger Of its
spreading 10 apprehsnded.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

The bill for the relief Of Fits John
Porter has bssn referred to q sub-com-
nlttee Of the houssoommittee on militia
~ agairs, consisting Of Messrs. Spooner.
Bragg and Steele. Remonstrsncea to
the passage o. the bill are being received
from grand army Of the republic associa
tions,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
For Sale.

For Sale. f
STORE BUILDING, with warehouse. lot az
~ l5o, facing Capital street, Price &s50
House and Lot. price $aN.
House and Lot. price $500. Lot S6xlaO.
i6o acres al. railcs from YAnkton, price 500.
Business Lot on Third street.
City Lola for Is.
BALI Block for $3.50.
Enquire Of J.P. HAYWARD.
YAnkton, Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

John I. Davenport, Of New York, was
in Cumberland. Maryland, last week in
connection with the Morey letter. He
had secret conference with Postmaster
johnson, and one or two arrests there are
exDecked.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

The annual convention of the Ancient
Order of Hibsrnians. in Chicago. prao,i.
cally concluded its work on Friday. Sat-
urday's session was simply for the install.
lation Of new officers. The body passed
resolutions defending Irishmen in Ire.
land end America against the charges OF
secret sympathy, with tho murderers 0i
Cavendiah and Burke.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15
Capital Notes.
TIE STAR ROUTE GASES.

THE STAR ROUTE CASES.
Washington. May l5-Judge Wylie
directed the grand jury to receive as ev-
idence certain reports submitted by
Woodward, special agent in the star
route cases, and his statements concern.
ing them.
sHIPHERD ONCE MORE.
Shipherd has been summoned to ap.
pear befole tho foreign affairs COM
mittee on Wednesday.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1882-05-15

Unconstitutional
Jefferson City, May 15-The supreme
court declared the present notary law
unconstitutional. Full effect not
known.