Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-02-10
Local BreVitieS.
IIow's your vaccina'ion2


Cut flowers cost mint of money.
lie Who goes straight home, goes home
straight.
Lent commences F,lurary 2ad and ends
April Sta.
Why is Guiteau like a gui'ar9 Because
he will be rung up.
Don't eat snow TO quench thirst: it
brings on Inflammation OF the threat.
Why is drinking saloon like music I
Because there are SO many beats to bar.
A wedding in colored high life will
take place in our neighborhood next Tues
day. No cards.
Take Ayers Cherry Pectoral to stop your
Gods. Coughs and Brouchiu A Elections before
they run into Consumptions that you can not
stop.
A Ba timore ply stefan says that women
who wear high -hecled shoes destroy the
shape of heir calves: but the shoes are
seen-tle calves are not.
An excellent chest protector for cold
day is folded newspaper but oned under
the overcoat But if paper is used on
which the subscription is unpaid, the parry
is liable to be frozen To death.
Lydl. f. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
has done thousands of woman more good than
the medicines of my doctors. 1t Is positive
TO- oil sar,ala cpmnlaintS Ssuu TO MIS-.
Lydia E. P:nkham.
Prof. N. A. Newell, IF the State Board
OF Education, asserts tina, there are 1885,
600 persons in the State nj Maryland over
ten years of age who cannot read or write
&c, 600 of whom are voters
Il is stated tina, tie Hon. J. Morrison
Harris is very far from being satisfied with
the appoin' menr of Col. Webster, of flar-
ford, as Collec or of Customs Ion the pori
of Baltimore, for the very good reason that
Mr. Harris expected the place himself.
Manchester, Carroll county, is in need
of lawyer The Enterpris. published
there. says: ~ man with brains would
do well and have sp eadid chance of
securing perfcc: bonanza in the very
near future" Here is chance for some
of our talented young lawyers to ioca'e,
They sat in the parlor, and he squeezed
her hand. "Oh! would that this hand
were mine.'' he sighed. "why r. she sim
merei Because, iii were mine, could
knock Jullocks down wi it be,tcr'n
with a sl.dsehammer The last seen oi
that young man be was trying to climb
on top OF the house by means OF the water
spout,
The Washington Star, of last Saturday
says one Of Maryland Legislature was ar,
rested in tha, city on Friday for being
drunk and disorderly, destroying private
property. He was released on paying IS
celIateral to appear at Court. He was
from Que of the lower counties Of the
State.
DR.. WIN. H. Cole. well known ss
journalist, has resigned his posi- ion as
editor eff the Baltimore Gazetle, to accept
more remunerative appointment as
special agen. for Maryland for the Equi,s-
ole Life Insurance Association of New
York. DIR. Coles large circle of newspaper
brethren will wish him the prosperity hie
wide popularity and business qua ifica-
tions well deserves.
The Committee on War Claims, in the
House of Representatives, have submitted
their annual bill for the allowance Of
claims reported 10y the accrediting of claim
OF Maryland amounting to sls,7C5 81
Out of his sum Elizabeth J. Htiton, Of
Prisce Georges county, will receive Sl5S,-
40. w. Is. Moore, Sis, Gerard Rison,
1925. both of this county, and Ell en- T..
Belt, of Calvert coun y, 81 .0G5 66
At house weddings the newest feature
is to have the bride and Bridegroom stand
during the ceremony in a Il raj grotto
made of chrysanthemums, asters, lilies,
passions flowers and smildx. The effect
is too gorgeous for anything, and the
whole arrangement altogether lovely. We
would like some of our lady friend to
count the cost of such an acs' het;c we'd
ding for US at this season. We intend
marrying and would like it done up
brown"