Smyrna times., 1882-02-22
BUSINESS LOCALS

Perkins & House Non Explosive Lamps, at
j. b. CoOper's.
girl, who received horribly ugly
valentine, didn't madly tear it to pieces
She quietly gavr it to married brOtherto
send to his mOther-m-law
Deyoo's Brilliant Oil. at j. Il. Coopers
Ladies and Gents. Gold and Silver Kew
and Stem Winding Watches Large and
Complete Stock always on hand at j. Frank
AlICes, Dover.
He y" Pure Natural Tea can h.. h.d AZ
j. B. C"oper'>
The circus joke: The average Gf. of y
circus actor is 40 years. The average of
circus joke is $50 years. The latter is
worked almost to death every year
Those Noted "Qnr" Shirts. cheaper. at J. q.
Cooper's
Saw yS,"nrS"!f from damp and cold feet by
having Rubber sole, pIt ON your Boots and
Shoes. Iii j. til" best thing out Put IN at
III" New SINE aud Hat Store
J. II. Primrose.
Carpets at New York Prices, by Sample, at
). Is. Cooperr. See Large Advertisement,
Item l't.
\ certain doctor wants to know who
sent him - that valentine. He thinks it
small potatoes and will give hand
some reward for ihc desired information
Landrrth> Garden Seed, Sold by J. Il
Cooper. See iarg" Advertisements. Item !th
j. Frank Alice. The 5ewclrr. Of Dover .,.ll,
S""d~ {" r"n"pte with city prices and fully
guarantees all goods to be- Il, Represented; or
refunds tn" money Cali and see him or write
Tor prices
Read th" Large Advertisement Of J. B.
= Cooper.
What is the meaning of ii backbiter?"
asked sunday school teacher of a class
OF boys This was a puzzler 1t went
through the class until a simple urchin
said, " Perhaps it's flea
Particular attention paid to the repairing
and regulating Of Fine and Complicated
Watches and Clocks. Watches sent by Ex-
press will receive prompt attention and half
tha Express charges paid by me.
j. Frank Aller Dover.
Miscellaneous Books at City Prices, at J B,
Co9pers. See Large Advertisements Item
Eth.
a $50 Singer Sewing Machine for S25 New
with ALI the extra attachments, at the New
Shoe store. j. H. PRIMROSE
Very kind drug clerk to little girl
Now, be sure you tell your papa to take
this medicine according to the directions
Oli 'IG pOltlO, 0n might dHccI
f his brain" Little girl-"Oh, ! guess
there's no danger of that, for I've heard
mamma tell him lots of times he never
f had any brains
2 If you want to purchase a new Sewing
Machine of any make, you can save S25 bv
buying from the New Shoe Store.
: J. II! PRIMROSE.
7 FRAZIER AXLE GREAsE-One trial will
convince you that it is the best Ask your
: dealer for Frazer Axle Grease. and take no
other. Every box has our trade mark on.
| Mother, said little Ned one morning
; after having fallen out of bed, Il think /
D know why fell out of bed last night. 1t
: was because | slept near where | got in. :
t Musing awhile, as if in doubt whether he
had given the right explanation, he added
: " No, that wasn't the reason; it was be-
: cause slept too near whore / fell out
Flats and Caps-amost every style. Trunk,
: and valiSes-Splendid assortments; Blue anc
e Gray Flannel Shirts all qualities Working
a Shirts, Ov9ralls and Jumpers, endless variety
d Neck Wear-stOck can't be beat Umbrellas
d Gum and GOssamer Coats and Gum Blanket
n for Wet Weather. Our Unlaundried Whit
q Shirts-The king-fOr the low price of 81
r. Underwear for Gentlemen-Low price to tn
IL High Grades. Collars, Linen and Paper, goo
l. styles. Hosiery Fancy and Plain, Low pric
II and good quality. Above we enumerate a lis
ID OF the articles we have in stock and respectful
Of beg you when yeu need anything in our line t
q give lis call effort will be to please all
h D. f. PHILLIPS.