The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-03-21
THE PRIMER.


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ter and seems deeply agitaled
Msybe IL isa letter from his swee,
heart. und she has given him III,
grand bounce. How his bress
henves and how Iis heart must throl
under his celluloid shirt front. TIL,
letter IL fr.m his tailor. Let us no
invade the secrecy of the poor Young
mans grief.
Q Mammal is larrupinq papa will
the mon handle. The children ar,
fighting over n piece of bic In III,
kitchen. over the piano there ia ,
beautiful motto. The bcautinu
motto saws there ID no place like home
3 Here we have a business man
agcr Of an evening psper. lie /.
blowinp about tho circulation of the
pnppr. lIe is saving the paper hat
entered uDoi, a, era of iunprecedcn,
ted prosperity. In a minute he will
20 up stairs and chide the editor fol
leaving his gas burning while he
went out for a drink. Little chill.
dren, If we believe business mana.
gers OF evening papers went to
Heaven we would give up our PC W
In church
4. Here we have papa's watch
There Is &, aFairy IL .ihe watch.
Would YOU like to hear her sing
Ii YOU VIII drop the watch OH the
floor. the Fairy in the watch will
sing the prettiest little song You ever
hearl and all the wheels will buzz
iu.t as funny ma can be. When papa
comes home and lnda the Fairy has
been singing, maybe he will ask on
to sa,ep ouf into the woodshed on n
m { er OF business.
8. See the wind mill. II isa pretty
sight. 1t has sails that 20 round and
round. aud make a noise liko the
wbirriug of a birds wings. The
wind min looks sad. IL has n hard
lack. II uscd to be politician, aud
furnish enthusiasm for Arapahoa
County campaigns. But wind will
not ruin n campaign, aud 40 the wind
mill lost it's Job. And now it stand.
ont on A bleak prairie, and hauls wa.
Ter out of the cold, harl e.rth for
living. ANY kind of honest labor Il
awful rough on a politiciair. but
having, anything 10 do with water
break him all up. '!4t
G. fIrre We haye horse race in
England. See the horses run. What
little speck ia that OH the Horizon
towards which they are running. 1t
Is AN American horse.
7. Dennic has heard his Papa ssy
the tack /. u usciul oojec,, aud he has
put tack ia psps's chair. The bus.
iucs. end of the tack i. pointed up..
wards. Beunie ia e, ,idenily anxious
TO yet at the bottom facts.
s. The baby's nose Is u queer sort
OF thing, The baby cannot walk, but
jts nose can run. Take tho bottle OF
Ammonia, aud hold IL under the
bsby's nose and ace what \ funny
face the baby will make. There Is
nothing like a bsby's getting used to
Ammonia oung.
8. Thisi.a Fonrih Corporal. IIe
walks stiff legged behind company
of soldiers and carries II uusket al
hali.niast. lie is iond Of human
blood aud delights in carnage. Has
the Fourth Corporal ever been TO
war? No. Then what does he know
about WARP lie has u cousin who
married man by the name Of Gum.
10. This young man is y bsnk
clerk. lie has fine clothes and an
eycglass andsa gold chain. lie does
not pay tor his good clothes. Ills
papa does. lie is msking eyes at the
girls. lie ia no, rich, or he would
get married; but he will got rich
soon, tor they will make him cashier,
and he will run away with their
money. LINT he pretty.
ii Here we have Grccnbscker.
lie seems trout led about something
lie 10 troubled about the National
debt. lie IL grieving because the
country OF his nativity owes one bill
ion doIlars. The other man around the
corMer isa grocery man. lie too, Il
troubled, but he is not worrying
about the National debt. lie ia wor-
rying about the one dollar and forty
ccnis The Greenbackcr owes him.