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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12
Two Little Immigrants.

Frank Macy and Charles. his
brother. were unloadcd from the steam
ship England at Castle Garden on
Wednesday. 1t was about noon. when.
for the first time in their lives, obey set
foot upon American soil. They travelled
without escort. The fact that specially
drew attention TO them was that Frank
Macy was six and n half Years of age,
and that Charles, his brother, was four
and half. They had been wildly bcset
in attempting TO cross to this country
from Liverpool. Shipping originally in
the steamship Erin, that vessel had
been so tempest-tosscd that she was
obliged to put back for repairs to the
port from which she sailed. In the
confusion on board the Erin the tickets
of the Macy brothers were lost, but
the National Line did the right thing
by them. and they We're transferred TO
the England, arriving safely at New
York, rs said.
The brothers Macy wore plain but
comfortable clothing. and an air of
great confidence. Their whole lug
gage was contained in Il leathern satch-
ell measuring about twelve inches by
eight, and fatty packed. The hand of
Charles was securely clasped in the
hand of Frank Macy rs the pair as
cended the gang-plank from the immi-
grant barge.
"Hallor' said the official who was
checking the names of the stecragc list;
"thcrc' 5 two immigrants slipped in be-
tween my legs"
1t was Frank Macy and Charles, his
brother. TO whom the official referred
Colonel Lawlor, of the Garden. received
the travellers inside. To him they COM
municated the information that their
father was an American. but that they
were British born; that they knew moth
ing about their mother; and that they
desired to he forwarded to Mr.. Quinn
Macy, ut st. Margaret, Md, rs soon rs
possible. Toward evening, Colonel Law
lor inquired of Frank Macy and Charles,
his brother, if they were hungry, to
which they replied without embarrass-
ment that they were. Colonel Lowlcr
| filed out blank which said:
CASTLE GARDEN. Dec. q, 1881.
MURRAY NCGENT: Give Bread and Milk
"a. times To Frank Macy and Charles. his
brother, children, Ship, England-a arrived -,
noon
Response was promptly made to this
ticket, and four portions of bread and
milk We're consumed by the brothers
with ease. A few sweet cakes topped
off the repast, after which the immi-
grants slept soundly until morning.
Breakfast followed. and this was supple
mented by play with other youthful trav-
elers in the rotunda and by lunch at
eleven o'clock. AT noon the Maceys
departed by way of the Baltimore &
Ohio Railroad for st. Margaret s.-N.
y. Paper.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

No poisonous drug, enter into the com
ruNiliuu of Carholinc, a dcudurizcd extract OF
petroleum. the natural hair rcstnrcr and
dressing =, now improved and perfected. II
Is the perfection of the chemist, art, and
will. hryond a pcradventurc, restore the hair
tu l,yld hpa1-
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12
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Source Revealed.

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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

II the mother j. feeble il is impossible that
Her children should he strong. LYDIA f..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound i perfect
specific in all chronic diseases Of the sexual
system Of women. Send To- Mrs. Lydia T..
Piukham, ~; Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass,
for pamphlet.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

In the last 100 years over 1000 peo-
pie have been burned up in theaters. and
i'll the same time over 5000 have per-
ished in church accidents.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

For a well posted thing the tele-
graph is terribly given to line. - W.T. and
! Wisdom.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

Thou has all seasons for thy own, O,
poverty y. NeUS.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

NEGrTINE.--Tic great success Of the NEGE-
TINE ~ Il cleanser and purifier of the blood is
shows beyond doubt 10y the great numbers
VIII" haze taken il. and received immediate
relief. with such remarkable cures.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12
The Pacific Bank.

Thi- Old and popular bank enters upon IL
nineteenth wear under the most favorable con-
iitiuu> IL thir1v->cNvuth >Umi-uuual state
mrut. iucudin~ tine year 1881. shows paid
NJ, capital Of SlW0.W1. 4 surplus of Sit",-
~. Is; and available resources amounting To
500; ~ -. Behind thcsr satisfactory
figures i wcll-rarned reputation for >tahili-
". prudent management and uncquallcd
hU~inc-> facilifes, better than She kcl>: Il"
iii,-r ii owes N uneNumplci and unintrr
ruptrd pru- l"rily. to which each year adds
with the speed If arthm"tital progression.
w hml, in thu State enjoys more of III" conf
dcnrc and patronage Of the substantial farmer,
merchant and general business man, none
better deserves il. and under the Wise man
ugrmcnt which has built up thr institution,
Ir,nr i, 80 certain To- continue - C"lnnaiid II.
-Ern;ol H4itfo,.
CoLprN'~ IIrRIC'- LIQrIp BEEF AND Tonic
INEIcuENroR i, endorsed 10y phy>ran>. ,lS'
IN. fohEn'>: hE, t""fh.r. pi druggists.
OENuXIuU- skin diseases .;tr completely
rr..jc.i;cI 10y tiIENN'~ Sc, !.fiii S"N".
PIKE T,o.H,:uH D#"r- cure in on"
miuu',..
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12
Ian Positive Cure

Ia n Positive Cure
for oil those Painfui Couplnints and Weakncssee
socOnihon TO our best female population
twill cure entirely the worst form OF Female Com
plants oil ria troubles Inflammation and Ulcer
tion Falling and Disbursements, and the conseqneI
Spinal Weakness, and 10 particularly adapted to IL
Change OF Life.
II vii; dissolve and e1pe tumors from the uterus In
early stage Of development. The tendency TO can
crrous hunos there Is checked very frecGy y Its use
1t removes fan,ness natuency, destroysall Grating
for smulans. and relieves weakness OF III stomach
1t cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostitution
General Debility. 5eeplcssness, Depression and inl
gcstiop.
That feeling Of bearing down. causing pain. wo'sas
and hackache ia always permanently cured by It's use
twill at ai times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that govern the female
For OF Kidney Complaints Of either sex thiR
Compound Is unsurpassed
LYDIA L. PIHEHAM'S VEGETABLE con.
POUNDS prepared at 23S and 235 Western Avenue,
Lyun Mass Piirc 81. Six bottlesfor g. Seat by mail
in the of pills. also the form OF IOzenges, on
receipt of price, 81 per box for either. Mrs Inhham
freely answers all letters Of inquiry Send for pAmph
let. Address above. ASlt:On this Fdper.
No family should be without LYDIA F. PISKHAM'S
LIVER PILLS. They constipation, biliousnsss
and torp:dity Of the liver. IS cents per box.
aS- SOLD Nv aii DruGSistI "a
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

The great distinguishing feature Of Red
ding Russia SalVc i lis power 10 reduce
/ Inflammation.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-05-12

.f.iWIl. a.. THl. tH. 7. IT Iiil-I'' NfIltE'T VI
- l,"nlin.s .il,~ ui ,uI and waIt t'"i Tor >d
~ FROM Phmouti l.prh>. Ban aud Partridge ,~l,'
i,i :tr, Dark i;r:,uans. l;rrwE i'ghyrn. i!!ack
il,>ii inl'>. ducks ,tc. - Per ,iirn. Lang hii>
nrurn IEi,c,s - nrI.er> III iEcI'r;tors, R""''rN.
+ z. I,.-trT- -. send stamp for circular
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
Some Day

oVWt HNys
Some day ! shall he dead.
Some day this tired head,
with all the anxious thoughts u nov doth know
Shall be laid low.
This body, pain-racked, ~,
Shall lie At length. ani still,
Under the clover and the wind swept grass,
Nor hear you pass.
That we're, indeed, strange sleep.
When even you might weep,
Aud come, and go-even you -unheard ofme
As bird Of bee.
Nay, sweetheart, nay believe
Here Is no cause 10 griove.
One 20 vayvorn, oftrouble - epprest,
l. glad ofrest
Pcrchance when that release
Hath wrought It's spell Of peace,
DER this unqu let heart, long vext with woe,
Hearrs-ease may grow.
Who loves me will not weep
When that / lie asleep,
But rather JOY 10 think such sorrow may
Have end some day.
ISABELLA Grant MEaEDrrm, 10 narper's Maya
II ne for December.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A mob took Andrew Elliott out Of
Jail at Grand Forks, Dacota, and adj
justed rope round his neck; but he
argued convincingly that his crime did
not merit a death penalty, and sug.
gested that a coat of tar and feathers
would be about the right punishment.
The lynchers took his view Of the mat
ter
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

There is II camp composed of 200
Italians stationed ON the Kentucky
Central near Richmond. Not mem.
Der of the camp can speak II word Of
English, but there are some excellent
musicians among the number, and
their spare time is occupied in play
ing ON curious instruments.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

An Indiana republican paper in q
strong republican county congratu
lates itself on the election Of a repub
lican coroner, all the other officers be
ing demOc ratio Some people will b.
happy no matter how limited Their
blessing.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
IRE sto,r Rnter.
Good day, gentlemen. +"

Good day, gentlemen"
A nice looking young man stood in
the doorway Of the editorial room and
gazed in a benign way at the occu'
pants Of the apartment.
"Would il be possible for me to sell
the Tribune n story he contin Ied.
"What kind Of a story have you
ground QUIT" asked the horse report.
err. .H
"Tbe story said the visitor, sis
one in which the triumph Of love is
depicted, and"
at isn't one Of those and as Ethel
stood there in the soft moonlight, her
1.-THE figure sharply outlined against
the western sky, there was loud
crash in CoasicliH Castle, and the girl
knew that her mother had dropped
the doughnut jar kind of stories, Is
it-bccause they won't do" said the
horse reporter.
There is nothing at all about
doughnuts in this story" replied the
visitor, rather haughtily, "but IL you
like can read a portion Of it,
"All right.
"Where shall | begun
Anywhere replied the horse re-
porter. Suppose you give US the
last sentence Of it.
IL should hardly think
ooh never mind about that. We
do all the thinking for.young authors
that come up here"
The visitor seated himself and read
as follows:
"'For answer Gladys beautiful
eyes dropped, but she gave him both
her hands, and there, under the
heavy fruited trees, the goiden-bees
flying all about them, and the air
filled with their dreamy monotone, he
drew her upon his breast, and raising
her long ringleis to his lips, kissed
them reverently.'"
"That's the last sentence, is il"
asked the horse reporter.
ayes, sir"
81 should hope it was. 1t makes
me tired to read about such ducks.
"why, l don't SEQ began the
author.
"of course you don't. Probably
you we're the hero of the novel. Did
you ever hear OF Thompsons coltT
The visitor admitted his ignorance
concerning that historical animal.
swell, Thompsons COLT continu'
ell the horse reporter, twas such All
eternal IDIOT that he swan across the
river to get drink. Now, that iel-
low in your story is dead match for
him."
al don't understand
probably not. It is not to be ex.
pected of literary people. But will
tell you; this young fellow in your
story is gu. under an apple tree hold
ing girls hands, isn't hei"
Yes ID. t..
"And according to the story, he
raised her long rinslets to his lips,
and kissed them reverently.' That
rightf"
Certainly"
"Now, what do you think OF a
young man that would go nibbling
around girls back hair when she
had her face with herr Such stories
do not possess the fidelity to nature
that should ever characterize the work
of genius. No, my genial imbecile;
you cannot get the weight of this
powerful journal on the side of any
such young man as your story de.
picts. We were once young and up
to the apple-tree racket ourselves"
Good day" said the author, start
ing for the door.
80 long," was the response. "Make
George act like white man in your
story, and come around again. -
[Chicago Tribune.
A Partisan physician declares the
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

Water from the holy we'll at Mecca
turns out 10 be ten times worse than
the average sewage of London. No
wonder the people who drink il think
il ought 10 cure them Of their ills.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

Tom Buford, having escaped from a
lunatic asylum in Kentucky, is going
10 run farm in Ohio. Now We
know he is crazy, to leave a cOmtorta
BILE asylum to work ON atarm.-[ Bur
lington Hawkeye.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
| Eradicates
/. MALARIA.
A Household Article for Universal
Family Use.

Fevercdand Sick Per
sons refreshed and
Bed Sores prevent
cd BY bathing with
Darbys Fluid.
Impure Air made
harmless and purified.
For sore Throat u Is a
sure cure.
Contagion destroyed.
For Frosted Feet,
Chilblains, Piles,
Chaflngs, etc.
rheumatism cured.
Son White Complex
ions secured by is use.
ship Fever prevented.
To purify the Breath,
Cleanse the Teeth,
Il can't be surpassed.
Catarrh relieved and
cured.
Erysipclas cured.
Burnsrclicved instantly.
Sears prevented.
Dysentery cured.
Wounds healed rapidly.
Scurvy cured.
An Antidote for Animal
or Vegetable Poisons,
Stings, etc.
| used the Fluid during
our present aflliction with
Scarlet Fever with de-
cided advantage IL is
indispensable 20 the sick
room. VIZ. r. SAsD-
FORD, Eyre, Ala.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A Partisan physician declares the
following a certain cure for smallpox
or scarlet fever, Sulphate of zinc, l
grain; foxglove (digitalis), grain,
half a teaspOOnful of sugar. Mix
with two tablespOontuls of water
Take a spoonful every hour. He de
clares the remedy unfailing. Its very
simplicity has caused it to be over
looked.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

"You mustn't touch the top of the
baby's head, said mother to her lit
tie four.yesrold; "she has a soft spot
there that is very tender" The young
ster gazed at it curiously for moment
and then asked; "Do all babies have
soft spots on their heads?" eyes"
"Did papa have soft spot on the top
of his head when he was a boyY"
Eyes" replied the mother with sigh,
"and he has got it yet" And the old
man who had overheard the conversa-
ton from an adjoining room sang out:
Eyes, indeed, he has, my dear boy, or
he would be a single man to day.
Rochester Post-Express.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A Pennsylvania woman ON think
ing she had used arsenic instead of
baking powder in her biscuit solved
the question by feeding two tramps.
The tramps we're a dozen biscuits
ahead.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

The (EoglishJ Nautical Gasette says
that during 1881 the vessels lost at
sea averaged about one every four
hours. In lS79-S0 there were 400
steamboat collisions in the North At.
lanlic ocean.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A few weeks ago, during heavy
storm, the Rio Grande River sudden.
ly changed its course by cutting
through bend near CamargO, and
thus placed several acres of inhabited
territory within the legal limit of the
United States.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

The laws of Nova Scotia provide
that the lash may be used in punish.
ing for certain crimes, but whippings
have been rare of recent years. When
Andrew Doyle stood up to be senten-
ced the other day, in Halifax, court,
a contemptuous smile was on his face,
and on hearing the Judge pronounce
the term Of imprisonment as one year
he grinned with delight. But he
nearly tainted when his Honor added:
"Being credibly informed that you
have proved incorrigible under mere
fines and imprisonments, the further
sentence of the Court is that you re-
ceive twenty lashes on the bare back,
to be administered with an instrument
called the "cat," under the supervision
OF the Jail surgeon"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

BOOSTERS MADE QUIET AND
AMUsrNG.-The family of a we'll
known physician, whose home is in
the annexed district, we're recently an
noyed by the loud growing before day.
light Of four bantam ROSTERS IN a
neighbor's yard. An idea occurred to
the doctor. The baniams were tame
and easily caught. He seized them
one by one, and, pulling out the vocal
cords, clipped them of. The opera
ton was painless to all but one roos-
ter, which struggled and was accident
" killed. The others resumed their
place in the yard, but have never
since been heard to crow. Thedoctor,
now from his window gleefully watch
es their going through the motions of
growing, but without making a sound,
and is thrown into fits OF laughter by
witnessing the increasing wonder OF
their owner and the evident amaze
ment Of the hens. IN. Y. Sun.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

TUE Longest BEARD IN THE
WoRLD.-Adam Kirpin, Of Chicago,
who possesses the longest beard in the
world, is at present sojourning with
relatives in this city. His beard is
nearly twelve feet long. He dispOses
of this rather unweildy appendage
when walking on the street by rolling
it around a leather belt suspended
about his neck. The length of the
beard is such that he can place both
feet upon it, and the other end upon
being lifted up reaches few inches
above his head.-[Milwaukee Repub.
lican.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

Old travellers, ON revisiting Venice,
are annoyed to find instead of graceful
gondoIas gliding nOiselessly through
the Grand Canal, puffy little steam
boats, on which eartorturing whistles
are sounded on arriving at and leav'
ing stations, at the ferries and when
ever another noisy little craft com e'
into view.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

During the coming Winter, it has
been calculated that 5000 old maids
will recite an original piece Of poetry,
entitled slips that touch Liquor
shall never touch mine" at different
temperance meetings in the Union
[BIuce Champ.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

A young lady in town is wearing a
dress nearly twenty-eight years old,
though she is not so old herself. 1t is
neat and nice yet, and looks we'll on
the trim, graceful figure it envelops.
She is unengaged and fancy free, and
the young men who want wife to
take care of them can part their hair
in the middle, wax their mustaches,
borrow some other fellows clothes and
sail in and make an effort to stake
her in" She is worth winning
jacksonville Times.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24
TESTIMONIALS OF LINCOLN CO. FARMERS
TEIE; ALBION
HARROW, CULTIVATOR Il SEEDER.
Three First-class Implements Combined in One.

STANFORD, KY, Oct. 81, 1882
GEO d. WEAREN-Dfa .S:-The Albion Spring Tooth Harrow
Broadcast Seeder purchased you you
am well pleased with my purchase AS Harrow and puler
the best have Seeder would exchange
other and also confident that will valuable
Cultvator. CRAIG LYNN
Tooth Sukey Hanows. Cultvators and Broadcast am
well pleased with and would exchange any similar
WIN. GoocH
GEO D. WEAREN Eso-Day Sri used one the Albion Com
bned Spring Tooth arrows and Broadcast eeders putting
wheat this FAIL and do not hesitate to that did the work
fectly. c. T. SANDDGE
GEO D. WEARrN-Dcay Sa-We bought of you Spring Tooth
seeding wheat foul stalk land free say that Impe
good and gives satisfaction We regard superior
r. w. OWENS Son.
Mr. GRO D. WEAREN-Dcay Sri am pleased with my Albion
Spring Tooth Harrow and Broadcast Seeder think much
and answers more purposes than Drill JoHN BUCHANAN
GEO WENRENDeGy S0ave tested your Albion Seeder
clean powed land and the o stalk aHd gives salts
faction than any implement used in foul land
A. X. DENNY.
Gro d. WEAREN-Day Sri used one of the above men.
toned Seede and heartily endorse the statement o Denny
J. A. DEPAUw.
GEO d. WEAREN-Deay SbThe Albion Combined Spring Tooth
Harrow, Cuator and Broadcast Seeder is all
claim for it, have of wheat this fhky
work well where other machine would
work at all My Jimmie who IL years old the machine
all the time using team comparatively small horses and found
difficulty cheeruy recommend my friends or
know fair trial will convince them of its usefulness eight months
in the year JoHN D. BAILEY
d. WEAREN-Day S-ach one of us having purchased o.
of Albion Spring Tooth Suey arrows Broadcast
Seeder take pleasure saying that they given us entire
satisfaction and done all that you claimed for Prefer them
any wheat Drill we have Sows the wheat evenly
other as pulve and believe they will valuable Guild
Vators' - \ -t. NANoY, -. = u
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-11-24

There was a very deaf old lady
who lived in a cottage facing Boston
Common. One Fourth of July the
militia brought out the cannon and
fired a salute of one hundred guns
opposite the lady's door. When the
ninetyninth gun was fired the old la
dy suddenly dropped her knitting, put
her hand to to her ear and piped out,
"Come in" The very deaf old lady
and the republicans in New York and
Pennsylvania resemble each other to a
great extent.