The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-03-16
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riis month
Mr Kaglag only drinks liquors Sbfn
BE- lbs bad ham for breakfast, and he ha'
BOT missed having ham for breakfast iol
seseu years
Victor Hugo wrote. Il could live ior
ever 90 the inyisible Then he went
over anl ordered dozen raw oysters and
ahole mince pie.
young man who was presented with
II Qeen Anne pcn.wipers on Christmas
by bis lady friends, continues 10 wipe hi
pen on his coat tail
The mos, cheerful girl we have heard
of lately Is the one who amused herself
flirting vilh the mouners in funeral PR
cession in western city.
Oscar says You have no ruins IN
this country. And there are crushed
politicians in all parts Of the country who
took up 70 him aud family smile
Ida Lewis has saved two members OF
brass band from drowning, The miti.
CATION feature is that she didn't know
whatthoy we're until she had yanked them
out.
a Chinaman would rather fly kite
than 10 go on drunk, tear down doors
aud thump bar tender And yet some
people regard the Chinese as the intellect.
nal equal Of the white man.
Ma, am all made now2'' said lii.
tie miss Of three and one-half years at the
breakfast table yesterday morning.
why. dear2' said the fond mother
because have had my ears pierced, and
was yaccinatcd yesterday said the little
Tot
IL remember said the celebrated Wes-
ley, hearing my father say TO my mother,
How would You have the patience to tell
that hlookhead the same thing twenty
times oyery why. said she. II had told
him but nineteen timss, should have lest
all my labor
II is related that while preaching from
the tex, "lie giyeth his beloved sleep, q
Toledo minister stopped in the middle OF
his sermon, gazed upon his sleeping audi.
tors aud said "l}retheren il is hard 10
TO realize the wondrous, unbounded love
the Lord appears TO have for good por'
Of this congregation.
During recent examination Gin
cinnati Sunday school teacher askea Il I
question. when the prodigal son re
Turned why did his father order iatted
cali TO be killed. The boy at the foot 81
the class answered promptly, Because oil
the pigs had run down into the sea aud got
drowned :"
What nuisance exclaimed gent
lcman at a concert, as young fop in fro
Of him kept talking in loud voice t,
young lady at his side. did you refer 4,
me, SIR demanded the fop. "Oh, mo-
mesn the musicians who keep up smell
noise that ! cant hear your conversation
was the singing reply
Mrs Hutier of Virginia says, in d
fence Of the cartvhecl hat why, only
brief week ago, one rainy night, | walkol
Tor two squares behind a young coup
whose best protection from the dfivinq
storm sas tjaipsboro hat ami theH
simple. loving faith 10 each other ItvA
beautiful and affecting sight.
A Peoria IN, merchant hired ncp
CLERK who was called upon for qnari
II vinegar lie went TO barrel aud I'LL t,
the measure That afternoon tho mcf
chan, wa surprised 10 find that all BIZ
customers 10 the neighborhood we're ma
run on vinegar At the las, nome
when 1t was too late be found that the nea
clerk was selling vinegar from the whisk
tafrel
A mechanic Ia Dresden has succeede
10 constructing dummy man, whici
walks, goes mp aud down stairs. sits down
dances aud writes his Own name with cas
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