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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-02-10

4 good COW has . full eye, Q small
and abort head, dished In the face and
sunksn between the eyes, Q soft and
loose skin. deep from the loin to the
uddsr, and very small tail, thin
udder and = square bag. with teats a
good distance from each other, and enc
vhioh. when MIXED, shfinks to small
compasss '.~ - n ~ Id7,7.
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-02-10

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The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-02-10
THE GREAT
BtELINGTON no.

W No other line runs Three Thl ouau Pa.
senger Trains Daily between Chicago, De
Moines. Council BLUFF. Oi1aGs. ii ico..i, st
Joseph, Atchison. Topeka and Kansas City.
Direct connections foe AT roin'e IN Fgasas
Nebraska, Colorado. Wyoming. MuLtaa Ne.
yada. New Mexico. Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and
California.
The Shortest, Spccdesi and Most C.taIorta,
bic Route via Hannibal 10 FOIt saJlt Benson,
oilias. Houston, Austin. S.,n Anton!n Calves
Ton ana all points IN IexEs.
TIE uIeIn1led indin eIasnts offered " this
Line 10 Travellers md T. utists. az a. fCtows:
The celebrated Pullman Dc-nh, u, Palace
sFep!ng cars. run Cnh on this Line & , %. \
Palace Drawing-i1om Cni With ic.ton's
hccllning T. hairs. M extra change fcr S,aat-
"a Reclining Chairs. The fsrians C.. r. & 0.
Idiace Dnlno Cans. tOfgg,a.- .su.. igig Cars
ntt"i win Eiegnn, Ia. h-it',i.sd Rattan Re
'nNla9 ShSl's t"r Toe - 10 - ulc cf first
class passengers.
Steel Track and Sune.irr r;ii5..snt. c.n.
5ined with their Crest fhr nah Cur A.rausc
lnont. tnakes his, above a.! C'hfrs the savoflt.
West
Try IT, eai Soh win ilaG .s-.ci.ss ,uzarv
Instead of q diGcOmfort.
Through fpkrts via ti.is CtlpnThg.-l Line
Ior SHE 10 aii oinces IN the United States and
Canada.
Az INF rmnt.nu a,ont Hafes 81 r.sa sleen
ny Gar Aeuuinm OdatiJils. Glue allss, A :.
WIZ be oheerf1liy given 81 .lyi"gfo
Q a, BEAN. 0rn'i T. stern agent.
80 Warrington 81 Il tss. Mas.
ani 3ii E.c..d"-,. Agw York
. PEI PEfc Is, LOWELL, General Passenger
The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1882-02-10
'oAsuMpTlOs CAN sE cuREDI
CONSUMPTION CAN BE cuREDI
RRHEi.HALL'S +
I t S.s . @.. BALSAM

Cures Consumption, Colds, Pneu.
monia, Influenza, Bronchial Diff
culties, Bronchitis, Hoarseness,
Asthma, Group, Whooping Cough,
and all Diseases of the Breathing
Organs. 1t soothes and heals the
Membrane ofthe Lungs, inflamsd
and poisoned by the disease, and
prevents the night-sweats and tight.
ness across the chest which accom-,
pany it. Consumption is not an i'm
durable malady. 1t is only neces.
sary to have the right remedy, and
Halls Balsam is that remedy. Don't
Despair of Relief, for this benign
specific will cure you, even though
professional aid fails.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

GARFIELD AS AN ORAToR.-1 have said
before that General Garfield was the most
effective stump and platform orator of his
party. lie went directly to the reason of his
hearers. There was never any sophistry in
his speeches. or any appeal to prejudice, or
any trick or suppression or half statement.
He approached his audiences neither in a way
Of mock Difference nor Of superiority, but as
IL he were one of them, come TO talk with
them on terms Of intellectual equality, and
desrons only Of convincing their minds by a
perfectly fair representation Of facts and srgu-
mcnts. lie had strong, far-reaching voice,
pitched In the middle key, dignificd, manly
presence, and an abundance of the quality
which, for want of better term, we call per-
sonal magnetism. His manner in his speeches
was first engaging by reason Of its frankness
and moderation, and afterwards impressive by
it's earnestness and vigor. At the climax Of
a speech he gathered mp all the forces of
statement and logic be had been marsha ling,
and hurled them upon his listeners " ith tre-
mendous force. His eyes dilated his form
seemed TO expand, his voice took on sort of
explosive quality, his language gained the
height of simple and massive eloquence, and
his gestures became so energetic and forcible
that he seemed, az times, to he beating down
opposition with sledge-hammer blows, throw
ing his arguments forward like solid shot
from cannon.--E Y. Snsallsy, IN The Cen
turn Magozine for December.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04
VAN DYKES SULPHUR SOAP

as superior to all other soaps 1t combined with Sui
PHI lis pure state. xhch the
pores Of the skin being into blood throrgh
whether 1t be healthy In diseased condition, both
locally and coasttdtionaiiy, thereby eliminating a
healthy action 1t produces fnenesss purity and
freshness the complex lon which is unequaed and
can he prod ed by no other means. No toilet nursery
or bath is complete without H. IT tmakfsihe skin
soft clear, pure. white and healthy " eiennsiug de-
sng removes dantiru chahng alcers sores erupfio1s
rouehness and redness OF the skin; relieves itching
burning and singing Of the skin. and irritation OF
biting and singing Insects will relieve Itching piles
when nothing else wfa have any effect Ask for VAN
DYKES SULPHUR so AP Insist upon 1t, and take no
imitation Sold by druggists. Aschenbach 4 Miller,
Proprietors No. aof callovhiH street. Philadelphia Pa
pec.22, fsso-iy
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04


ANALOGY BETWEEN BLOOD AND INFER
MEsTEp WlNE.-Dr. richardson, speaking
at recent meeting of clergymen and medical
practitioners, to hear a paper read on q Wines
Scriptuial and Ecclesiastical" said : "If
You look at this table on the wall showing
the com mpostion Of the two kindso OF wine the
one fermentcd, the other unfermented-yo
will see that the constituent parts actually Of
blood and of the expressed wine arc sirikingly
analogous One of the most important ele-
meuts of the blood, that which keeps II O
geiher, that which Plato .speaks of as the
.plastic parts of tho blood, Is the fibrne,
and that is REPRESENTED 10 the gluten of the
unfermented " wiDe II we come TO the nour-
ishing part of the blood, that which We call
the mother Of the tissues, we lind It IN the un-
,fernentcd grape, in the albumen, and that is
also present in the blood and il we come TO
all the salts, there they are in the blood, and
the proportion is nearly the same in the I'M
sfermented wine as in the blood; and If we
con,e to the unrermented parts Of the wine
wl,'cll go to support the respiration of the
body, we find them in the sugar. Really and
truly, on a question Of symbolism, II there be
anything at all in that, the argument is all in
favor Of the use Of uufermen.ed wne - Gtas-
goso Times.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04
TIE EdR7H DRIIAIG rP.

The n Y. Times declares that there 10
abundant evidence that The amount of water
on the surface pf the earth has been steadily
diminishing fur many thousands Of years. No
one doubts that there was a time when the
Caspian Sea Communicated with the Black
Sea, and when the Mediterranean covered the
greater part Of the Desert Of Sahara. In
fact. gcologists tell us that at one period the
whole Of the earth was covered by water, and
the fact that continents Of dry land now exist
is proof that there is less water on our globe
now than there was in Its infancy. This
diminutlon of our supply Of water is going on
at the present day at rate so rapid as to be
clearly appreciable. The rivers and smaller
streams of our Atlantic States are visibly
smaller than they were twenty I've years ago.
Country brooks in which men now living were
accussomed 70 uathe inshesr sboyhocd, nnse
in many cases totally disappeared, not
through any act OF man, but solely in conse
quence Of the failure of the springs and rains
which once fed them. The level Of the great
lakes is falling year by year. There are many
piers on the shores of lakeside cities which
vessels once approached with ease, but which
now hardly reach to the edge Of the water.
Harbors are everywhere growing shallower.
This is not due to the gradual deposit of earth
brought down by rivers or Of refuse from city
sewers. The harbor of Toronto has grown
shallow in spite Of the fact that it has been
dredged out SO that the bottom rock has been
reached, and all the dredging which can be
done to the harbor of New York will not per-
manenty deepen it. The growing shallow.
ness Of the Hudson is more evident above
Albany than it is In the tide water region,
and, like the outlet of Lake Champlain, which
was once navigatcd by Indian canoes at all
SEASONS, the upper Hudson Is now almost bare
of water in many places during the summer.
In all other parts of the world there is the
same steady decrease of water in rivers ard
lakes, and the rainfall in Europe, where
scientific observations are made, is manifestly
less than, it was at a period within mans
memory.
What Is becoming Of our waterp Obyi-
ously IL is not disappearing through cvapo-
ration, for in that case rains would give back
whatever water the atmosphere might absorb.
We must accept the theory that, like the
water of the moon, our water Is sinking into
the carth's interior.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

JonN PLouanMAN's DECEMBER SAYINGS.
Judge not Of ship as she lies on the stocks.
One door never shuts but another opens.
He who hath trade hath an estate.
Linseys, paid for, keep out cold silks, on
credit soon grow old.
Grumbling makes the loaf no larger.
Money gained today Sunday is a loss.
(. No gains without pains.
A man of snow is soon dissolved, and so isa
man of flesh
Much laughter, little wit.
A calm hour with God Is worth lifetime
With man.
lie who keeps off the ice will not slip
through.
Every sprat nowadays faneies itself a her
ring.
Better slip with foot than tongue.
Exercise is the best fire for cold limbs.
Shrouds have no pockets. .s
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

Apuur boYs.-slary A. Livermore in re.
cent address, said. The boy of to-day is not
receiving the proper home culture. Children
slip away from parental care. This is due to
figorops s old time culture Ea"~aii~ II f,s
England, the character Of the mother is in
quired for as a recommendation for the son. -
The average boy, noisy, impetnous, dcicsling
home work, bankrupt in education and n
dodger of churches and other pious places, yet
has fathomless tenderness for his mother,
but wants no spectator. He is characterized
by passionate loyalty TO whatever he es-
pouses, and high sense Of honor to which
appeal can safely be made IL most cases. One
thing in his teaching is Imperative moral
purity. Let the mother indicate this with
loving care. putting aside false notions of
modesty and all prndishness. Let MS have
done with the belief in the saying, "Wild
oats must sometime be sown." He who thus
sows must inevitably reap q SIMILAR harvest.
Every boy should be trained to respect
womanhood. Nothing so much adorns man
hood as his respect for woman. The boy
should be trained In politeness This has a
commercial value nowadays. lie makes b is
way in the world easier for a PLEASING ad-
dress. There is no reason why the boy of te-
day shond not be taught the ordinary rules
Of etiquette. Good manners are to man
what beauty is to woman. But, best of all,
train boys In honor, in integrity and trust
worthiness Every boy should have an in
dustrial occupation, and this should be in
harmony with his tastes. To sum it all up,
train the boys into manliness, that standard
Of manliness that combines the strongest vir-
tues with the gentlest weakness. Lot him bo
like a hand OF iron in glove Of velvet. There
is nothing higher or nobler than this
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

OYSTERS.

4f4s
Though most persons eat and enjoy oysters
Few know much about their patnral history
Even intelligent zoolegists tell little that Is
certain. Mr. Ryder, of the L. 8. Fish
Commission, gave very interesting SIX, tch
of what is now being found out among them
before a recent meeting of the Philahelpbis
Academy of Natural Sciences. He spoke
highly Of the new matter contributed to the
life history of the oyster by Prof. Brooks, Of
Baltimore Until Prof Brooks began his in
vestigations, it was understood by nainralists
that there were no separate sexes, as In tsh
generally, bu; that both sexes existed in the
one oyster-that is, that the oyster was her
maphrodite. Professor Brooks was .he first
to discover that there are separate sexes in
the American oyster. Mr. Ryder says that
raturalists report that the young OF tho Euro
pean oyster are carried FOR vinic IN the gins
or pockets Of the parents, until able TO shift
for themselves but it appears young Amer
lean oysters are more independent. The eggs
are expelled from the parent, as are the eggs
of other fish, and jus. as IN other fishes) are
fertilized in the water and swim about until
they get to be about one-eighteenth of an
inch in size, when they attach themselves to
some object. DR.. Brooks has artificially fer
tilized the oyster eggs, just as other fish eggs
have been, and has been able to hatch out the
young oyster from eggs SO fertilized. The
eggs when first spawned from the parent are
about one five-bundredth of an inch in diam
eter. The young have cilia over the palps,
doubtless to aid m otion through the water, as
the ella are absent as they become adults
There are no traces Of muscles in the intes-
tines of an oyster, either of an annular OF
longitudinal character; but they are lined
with ciia and the passage of foods through
sheer force, by the aid Of tilcsc CHA. The
food is chiefly microscopic plants and animals
and especially Of thosesmall organisms knowr
as datoms. Worry often the green proto
plasmic matter of these minute beings is dis
solved in what might be termed the blood o.
the OYSTER. and it is this which gives somt
oysters greenisl color. In some quarters
there Ia belief that the green oysters are in
some way impregnated with copper and are
poisonous. AIr. Rider says this is vulgar
error; that, on the contrary, the green oyster
is choice bit will, some epicures, who know
what ia good, and especially is this known to
European "go6d livers" Mr.. Ryder report,
ed the discovery of number Of anatomical
peculiaritics of the oyster, and added, by hl'
address, largely to our knowledge of the de
licious bivalve.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

AT THE PosT-OrFIcE "A motherly y-lookipg
woman Yesterday carefully banded the stamp
clerk at the Post Office letter marked "in
haste,' aud inquired il there was any extr.
charge for writing that on.
sob, none at all. :"
+" How soon will the letter go ont P"
" Inabout forty minutes"
=" No sooner than thai ? y
"Well, we might have special train and
get 1t off in about twenty minutes"
"Would it be much tronble?
: !" Oh, none at all. ~
She thought for d moment, turning the
letter over three OF four times and finally
sa i'd
~ guess won't ask you TO hire special
train, but II YOU will be kind enough to tele-
graph my sister ihatI have written her n
letter to tell her that can't come until Mon
day, and To be at the depot to meet me, and
that mother didp't go to Toledo after all, shall
be ever SO much obliged. Good morning.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04


Mss.e-r .aa, W.a--- ,,s,,,sil of I.isgt aiuaa.
the extraordinary intelligence that Lszt is
not Hungarian, cannot speak that language,
and was bora in some part of Anstria.-Es.
This viii be piece of news to many, but
the true story of Liszt has never been told
He was boruin New Jersey, in 1880, of poor
but dishonest parents, who were unwilling 10
foster The talent of their child. His mother
was nurse Of Washington. His father was
bitterly opposed to the child's adopting music
as profession, since he had designed him TO
be an oil specuhtor. Every evening the
youthful Franz would study his scales on an
accordeon which was an heir loom in the fam
ily At the age Of ten, with no other tools
than a iack-knifc and some wire, he con-
structed for himself q grand PIANO with gi-
rafTe attachment aud various other modern
improvements. At night, when his father
was in state Of .stupor. caused by the
electrical influence of the State, the boy
would practice with an assiduity which caused
the neigbbors to emigrate and rents to fall.
AT IA he could play the "Silvery Waves !"
with one eye closed, and at Is the great cross
hand passage of the Malden's Prayer !" had
no terrors for him. The neigbbors finally
dubbed together (the few that were left),
aud, to encourage his talents, gave him the
choice between immediately play ing upon a,
golden harp or emigraing 10 the United
States. He chose tho latter. and New Jersey
saw him no more His later life is we'll
to the world Tile Score. -
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

A small boy was hoeing corn in sterile
field by the roadside, up near Bethel, Ind.
when passer- by stopped and said "'pears tn
nle your corn is rathersmall,' "Certainly,
said the boy sits dwarf oorn.'' "But 1t
looks yellah.' "certainly, we planted the
yeilah kind. " sBut it looks as il you would's
get more than half crop "Of course not,
said the boy, 1--WE planted her on shares. 7
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

Don't eopeplssS of the seliishness of the
world. Deserve friends and you will get
them. 1t is a mistake to expect to receive
welcome, hospitality, words of cheer, and
help over difficult and rugged passes In life,
in return for cold selfishness which cares for
nothing in the world but self. Cultivate con-
sideration for the feelings Of other people II
you would never have your own injured
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

Here We have a. Joke aud Man. The
Joke is very Old. It is Bald and Toothless.
II must be about One Thousand years old. =
The man wears Big Diamond and Shiny
plug hat. He isa Negro Minstrel. Go aud
give the Old, Old Joke to him and ha will
takeca OF it very tcndery. II is his Bus
iuess He gets forty dollars q week for it. =
Denver tribune Primer.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04
MISCELLANY.
THE MILKMAg.

y N8
Who comes at morn With battered quart,
Which holds less liquid than it ought7
By whom is milk aud water broughtf
The milkman.
Who wears OH thumb nttcn thick?
Who holds 1t in the quarlso slick?
Who measures thumb formilk quicks
The milkman.
Who wakens thoughts ofgentle kinee
Whose milk comes by tberailroad line?
Who skins the cream frta il SO inef
The milkman.
Who whltcns II with chalk when blues
Who sweetens 1t with sugar.? Who
Puts in the aqua para to 80. F55Hs
The milkman.
Who keeps behind the kitchen door
: His seyer-lengthcniag scte;
y Who ehaiks you terra afta for?
Whose cart goes ruasbli,g through the street;
,s. " la -rouses xlli at Dimes uunieet1
Who waxs..s You irsin visions sweet
The milkman.
Who goes about from house TO house,
Apparclled in his ample aouse9
Who maketh everywhere tonseP
aa Sass The milkmar.
In fix ng milk who's ne'er behind?
TN it quite many things you'll ind),
Who sells it ior the udder kindly
The milkman.
Who pours his milk from can to can,
According to "a wcil-kuow n piana
Who is u milk iik-and-wster-mans
The milkman.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

You have all seen the milkman, children !.
but he is nevesthelcss 4 great curiosity.
r The milkman, in tho first place, is very
sharp at bargain. You have got to get up
early in the morning to Got the start of him.
Even then hewill get the start of you by
long chalk - - fks -
The milkman resembles the miner He
grows rich by pounding his quarts. "A bat
tered quart contains less milk, but the milk
is just the thing for batter pudding.
1t is said that the miikman puts sheep's
stomach in his milk. This makes his milk
sheep, but who can stomach it2
1t is said that the n,ilkman watershis milk,
but this is not true. He simply milks his
water. a sesa sa4
When he goes to The pond in the winter
and finds it SKINNED over, SO much the bet
ter. Skinned water and SIX immed milk are
peculiarly fitted to each other.
Ice water is the best for ice cream.
Milk is warm wien it comes from the cow
Some of II comes long way from the COW.
You would make it warm for the milkman if
you knew where it came fron
The milkman who adulterates his milk does
an nn- inc deed
The milkman is an early riser When you
have to get up of cold morning to let him
in. You are an knurly riser, also,
tri.>.-iii ia of L. i'll
find his mark ON the kitchen door, But his
mark is not a thing to adore.
No wonder he gets rich When he sells
you one quart he marks down sccre.
The milkman who sells poor milk always
turns ont bad.
TIE milkman who puts chalk in his milk
should be careful and not get it calk-full.
.gYhspurihssl cusd Of milk is called casene,
but this is not a case IN pint mot in the pint
you Generally buy. Il just secured to us,
and We mentioned il mesely as matter of
curd. sseg
+ II Is the basis of cheese. hsse is cheese
wiihout 1t, ss,fa s;tsqsstsp
Some persons complain because the milk
man mixes one can Of milk with another
They complain " ithout cause. It is a case of
six (quarts) in one and half dozen in the
other. 81 r.. - ~
The milkman usually rides alone, or ~;:.h a
boy in his wagon.s He always, however, has
more than gallon.
Milk is called lacteal fuid because some
families when they do not have 1t lack ten all
day. fN@ f sG #gt
The fnflkman docs not give his milk away
Neither does he travel by the milky way.
The milkman makes his coming known by
rap, though his milk is not always worth a
rap.
The milkman is true blue. So sometimes
is his milk.
He is usually quiet fellow, but is some
times known by lila cream.
He is not so bad as he is painted. If all
were true that has been said of him, one
might believe the milk route the route OF all
evil &
Let us bid him good-by, hoping he will al
ways give us good buy. Ed. O. Ednards,
Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

Boy, III teach you to tear your pan $,
said an irate Austin parent swinging strap,
"Tll teach YOU ssDon't hit me pa. know
already. jest look at 'ems'
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04
DR.. WARMERS PUMONAIS.

Is household word with those WHO have used IT, be-
cause II does its work quickly and eeettally In Of
Coughs, Colds, IIoarseness Influenza. Asthma, Bron-
chitis Whooping Cough Group Pains in the Breast,
Consumption and Bleeding of the Lungs Only 10 cents
a bottle. Ass your druggist for 1T Wholesale Depot,
NV, Cor. I'd and caowhil stsa Phas, Pa. Sep. %.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

Honor is the safest basis of credit 1t tnever
repudiates, neither can it be "put in tho
wifc's name"
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04
GnocKas SELL AscnnNpAcM { MILLEns
FAMILY CHOCOLATE.

au article superior in quality and lowe in price than
any other in the market prominent and experienced
New York physician gives II as his opinion that choco
late preferable coffee because adds strength
the hody, life to he ex haustcd bran qucis the
nervous sysem harmon zes the workings W the digest
I've organs, anu give purity to be i,looti.
For crGnc ccn!ee.ior, ask your confecioner for
our Sweet Spiced Vanilla thoc0late. Aschenbacb 4
NJ Her Sd and CalIowhiil SIS ,Phila, Pf. Sept. 22
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

There are 1e9, 900 doctors in tho world and
il 10 said that America has onc.third Of them.
The Lambertville record., 1882-01-04

Truth crushed 10 earth will rise again. So
will the man sho sits down on tack,