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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

OF all shares, plowshares are the most
reliable. They always turn up some
thing.
"Generous to fault" may be said 70
some men. At least, they are generous
enough to their own faults. -Lo,ceH
Cis:sea.
When Abel was followed to the grave
the funeral procession consisted only of
members "of the first family ."-.Nelt
York Herald.
The new London journal for women
is called the Fan. Englishmen have
funny ideas about naming papers for
women to read. A fan can be shut up.
.-ChicGgo Tribune.
They have found king who reigned
il Egypt more than a century before
Abraham. He's dead. He's mummy.
He's not a pretty mummy now; but
pretty mum he is, now.-NorristoaOn
Herald.
There must be q fearful epidemic
going or among cornstalks, for nearly
all the agricultural papers are publish
ing prescriptions and all that sort of
thing about how to cure them.-Rome
Sentinel
Oh dear to my heart is the torturesome tutor
That measured our backs with his APPLE
bough switch,
That lodged every morning the plenteous beam
shooter
And oft sat him down in veneerings of pitch;
Whose countenance glimmered with newspaper
fractions
We soaked with saliva and volleyed pell-mell,
And how he discouraged that worst of our
actions
That gave him souze in the pit of the we'll
That torturesome tutor, that tongue-tangled
tutor,
That taken-in tutor we spilled in the well
-ROgne Sentinel
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
SaWduSt.

In New York there are about five
hundred venders of sawdust, having a
capital of two hundred thousand dol
lars invested, and doing business
amounting to two hundred thousand
dollars annually. Forty years ago the
mills we're glad to have the sawdust
carried away; twenty-five years ago it
could be bought at fifty cents load,
but the price has been increased until
now it brings three dollars and q half a
load at the mills. 1t is used at the
hotels, eating-houses, groceries and
other business houses. 1t is wet and
spread upon floors in order to make the
sweeping cleaner. Plumbers use O
great deal about pipes, and builders to
deaden walls and floors. Soda water
men and packers of glass and small ar
ticles of every kind use it, and dolls
and some living creatures are more OIL
less stuffed with it. Washington
Market takes two or three loads day,
a great deal is spread on tie piers, and
stables take many loads day. Yellow
pine makes the best sawdust, as it is
the least dusty, and has a good, healthy
smell. But any white wood dust viii
do. They make great deal of black
walnut sawdust, but it will not sell, sc
it is burned.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
A Bows Luck.

The Norristown (Pa) Herald in a re-
cent issue referred among others to the fol-
lowing cases of special interest. They are
their own commentary. Mr.. Samuel c
Nyce resides at 30S Marshall street, and
holds the responsible position of journal
clerk in the Pennsylvania Legislature, at
Harrisburg. While Mr. Nyce and family
we're in the country recently, his boy, aged
three years, fell and broke his leg. He re
covered, but very troublesome stiffness
set in and he could scarcely use the leg.
The injured limb was rubbed several times
with ST Jacobs Oil, and the stiffness was
go much reduced that the boy was able to
use his leg freely. DIR. Knipe said it was
the use Of st. Jacobs Oil that cured the
stiffness Mr.. Nyce himself used the Great
German Remedy for toothache with good
effect, and also for sprain and pains Of
rheumatic nature, and always with good
effect. Mrs. Nyce also says she thinks the
Oil is splendid thing, and she always
keeps it on hand.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

DR.. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. =" Five
years ago was dreadful sufferer from uterine
troubles. Having exhausted the skill Of three
physicians was completely discouraged, and
alone. began taking your 'Favorite Prescrit
ton and using the local treatment recon-
mended in your Common Sense Medical ADJ
yiser.' In three months l was perfectly cured
wrote letter to my family paper, briefly men,
honing how my health had been restored, and
offering to send the full particulars 10 any one
writing me for them and inclosinq a STAN ped
enUelope for reply. have received over four
hundred letters. In reply, l have described
my case and treatment used, and earnestly
advised them q 10 do likewise' From a great
many have received second letters Of thanks
stating that they had commenced the treat
ment and were much better already"
Mrs. e. f. MORGAN, New Castle. Me.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
A Cantinn.

In these days of vaccination, says an
exchange, when points are in general
demand, it will not be amiss to remem-
ber the following: Don't pick your nose
with the finger that has shortly before
come in contact with vaccine matter. A
man in a neighboring village acted
contrary to this rule, and, as a result,
the matter took kindly to his nose, made
the acquaintance of the membranes,
spread all through his head, and he is
now Just able TO leave his bed after q
confinement of more than two weeks.
A Glens Falls lady scratched the bite of
an insect on her foot with the fingers
that had been toying with her vaccin
ated arm. The following day her foot
swelled, and shortly exceeded by an
overwhelming majority the size of the
traditional Albany girls feet. She was
crippled for a month, and pined away
over the hearJrending prospect of wear
ing a No. IL shoe for the remainder of
her days, but finally recovered. These
be practical points on vaccine points.
and will bear the caution they point
out.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

In eating, drink ing and rearing, as means
OF maintaining or restoring health. No leas
functions OF the bowels cannot be suspended
without on accompanying disturbance OF the
liver and stomach, and other sympathetic owl
dences OF bodily ill-being. A course Of Hos
tetter's Stomach Bitters win give an impetus
to the operation Of these organs, which ia
manifested not only in the beneficial effects
II produces upon them, but also in moro regu-
lar and active bilious secretion, and the dis
appearance Of wind on tho stomach, and
cOlicky pains. The waste matter thrown of
during the process Of digestion is then eftectu-
ally expelled, and the system more thoroughly
purified by the channel devoted to that purpose
by nature.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
Its Equal is Unknown.

A Lowell (Mass.) paper, SO we observe,
cites the case of Mr.. p. H. Short, proprietor
of the Belmont Hotel, that city, who suf-
fered with rheumatism for seventeen years
without finding relief from any of the nu-
merous remedies employed until he applied
st. Jacobs Oil never found any medi-
cine that produced such remarkable and
instantaneous effect as it did," says Mr..
Short.-Lyons (Ia } Mirror.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
RESCUED FROM DEATH,

william j. Coughlin, Of Somerville Mass says In the
fall OF 1876 was taken with Lungs fol-
lowed by severe cough lost my appetite and flesh,
and was confined to my bed. In 1877 was admitted 10
the hospital The doctors said had hole my lung a,
big as hslf-doar. At one time report went around
that was dead Igave up hope, but friend told me OF
DR.. WILLIAM HALES BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS.
got bottle, when to my surprise commenced to feel
better and to-day feel better than for three years past
| write this hoping every afcted with Diseased
Lungs Will take DR.. WILLIAM HALLS BALSAM, and
be convinced that CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED ]
ean positively say 1t has done good than ali the
other medicines have taken since my sickness
ALIENS Brain FOOd-cures Nervous Debility 4
Weakness of Generative Organs, S1--all druggists.
Send for Circular Aliens Pharmacy 3l3 First NY
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

A st. Louis man has coat made of
tiger skins which he purchased in New
York, and he had only worn it twice
when he was credited with having
fought three duels, killed six tigers and
discovered a gold mine.-Free Press.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

"Second class in grammar stand up"
said the schoolmaster. "John is a bad
boy" "What does John correspond
with ?" 81 know" said the little boy
at the foot of the class, holding up his
hand. "John Smithers, he CORE
spends with my sister Susan. Here's
a letter just gimme to carry home to
her"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

IfCesar had met Oscar Wilde on the
fatal day he went to the senate cham
ber he never would have said, "Et'tu
Brute" He would have remarked in
stead, "Et tn tn. -Steatbenuitls Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
Did You Ever Try Its

VEGErINE put no IN powder tOrm comes with
in the reach of all. BY making the medicine
yourself you can, from Soc package contain
ing the Barks Roots and Herbs, make two bot
ties of the liquid YEGETKE Thousands viii
gladly avail themselves of this opportunity,
who have the conYeniences to make the medi-
cine Full directions In every package.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

IRyINGToN, n. Y, May 2, 1881.
H. II. WARNER & Co.: Sirs--I have used your
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, and take pleasure
in recommending it as the conqueror OF all dis
eases Of the kidneys, liver and urinary organs.
IRA STOCKMAR.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

For afternoon dresses pin-checks of
neutral tints have pleasing effect when
warmed up with touch of eolored rib
bon or a bunch of flowers.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

People who cannot spend the seasons OF wlnds
and cold rains in sunny Florida should keep Dr.
Bulfs Cough Syrup in the house 1t is the
best remedy for Colds and Coughs and will
relieve sufferers 81 once.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

DIR. Pierce's Pellets" or sugar coated
granules the original "Little Liver Pills."
tbeware of imitations) sick and bilious
headache, cleanse the stomach and bowels,
and purity the blood. To get genuine, see DIR,
Pierces signature and portrait ON government
stamp. 25 cents per vial. by druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send their Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Elec-
trio Appliances ON trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality, and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration of vigor and manhood.
Address as above without delay.
P. S.-No risk Is incurred, as 80 days trial is
allowed.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

MASSACHUSETTS has 8, 148 miles of railroad
track, representing, with rolling stock, S122, 1867
GA. Last year l84 persons were killed and
l15 injured
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

A COMBINATION has been organized in Ger
many to check the importation of American
sewing machines
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

CLEVELAND, Ohio, has been taking a new
census on its own hook, which shows a popula-
tion of about 1S7, 900, ornearly 90 900 more than
wear ago
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

FoR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF spir-
its and general debility, in their various forms;
also as preventive against fever and ague aud
ated Elixir Of CalisaYa,n. made by Caswell,
Hazard & Co., New York, Ind sold by all Drug
gists, is the best tonic; and orpatients recover
ing from fever or other sickness it has no equal.
The Science of Life, or lfPreseryation, a
medical work for every man-yOung, middle
aged or old. 1875 invaluable prescriptions.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
CROOKED HAERTEL." f"

Accept a thousand thanks for that golden
remedy" / suffered for many years with Theu-
matte pain in my limbs. My legs were drawn
together, and people called ME Crooked Haer-
tel" l used ST. JACOBS on and was cured, and
now feel so well that / think could dance, as in
my young days. JOHN HAERTEL, Fremont, III.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

THERE are over 10000 Southerners in New
York city who haye located there since the war
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

THE Yadkin river in North Carolina alone is
thought to have power to run $4,000, 900
spindles
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

Quick, complete cure for kidney affections,
irritation, frequent or difficult urination. 81 at
druggists. Prepaid by express, $1.25, for So.
E. s. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J.
Murder will out, so viii the fact that CARBo-
LINE, deodorized extract of petroleum, the
natural hair renewer and restorer, is the best
preparation ever invented, and excels all other
hair dressings.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
Beauty gRn%SSrned R%"En.S a. with gimploS is

- Adorned the Most"
If you desire fair complexion free from
pimples, blotches and eruptions, take Golden
Medical Discovery" BY druggists,
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4 Hnre Cure for Rits

VIII be sent by mail to any address, postpaid, on
receipt of one dollar Address ]. AlOnzo Greene,
Indian Doctor, SIG Pine st., st. Louis, Mo.
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bipeds. The crab being covered with hard, inn
penetrabie SHE'LL II is not easy to molest or make
him afraid; therefore he wages war in his watery
world increasingly when once attacked. Although
tiny he cannot be said to be devoid Of understand
ing having ten legs TO assist his locomotion this
however avails him little, for when conquered,
he never turns his back to his enemy, starting
into bold run, but, like many politicians during
election time, slips off sideways There comes
time in the life of this pugnacious fellow when the
years bring him moro bone and muscle than he
can dispose of with comfort and he finds him
self in a very tight place; his shoes pinch him
and he begins TO realize the practicability of ap
plying TO Dame Nature for more room or a house
in proportion to HIS increasing size Nature
slowly responds to the call; but in her own good
time provides a new home, so that the enter
prising little creature does not wander about
homeless, but is provided for suitably as was the
old sailor, who dropped his rheumatism and
crabbedness when he applied the Great German
Remedy ST. JACOBS OIL. This last, however
may sound rather fishy TO the skeptcal reader
and to such we would reply in language too plain
to be misunderstood-in words illustrating facts
that even the waves Of time cannot wash away
or scaly epithets affect. ST. JACOBS OIL to-day
has rendered the lives and homes Of myriads Of
sufferers brighter than ever the electric light ean
which people pause to admire along the way. Still
more happily served than the old sailor was an
invalid, who wrote thus concerning his case:
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
A GRABBED CREATURE.

on, Bohemian fash
ion with all its
worldly store upon
its back. On the
same beach may be
found our crusta-
cean edible - the
crab-whose chief
apology for exist
ing at all seems to
to be its ability to
furnish q delectable
meal to fortunate
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08

Cs1 600 We will give to any one who is troubled
0DlOOO with Worms that Van DeuEen's
Worm Confsctions will not remove. They have
saved the lives of thousands Of children They are
most delicate child. Sold at all stores. 25c box.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-03-08
SILVER WATCHES ERER!

Every week Solid Silver Hunting.case Watches arc
given away with The BOyH' Champion. The
names Of those who get watches are published each
week; i sthe Best Boys Paperin the World, Send
cents for sample copy to
CHAMPION bUBLTSHING co,
104 william 81, N. w H0rk CitV.
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FOR LADIES ONLY.

The Ladies' Medical Association" Remedies for
all diseases OF women prepared by the most COM
petent and reliable ply scians, who have made such
diseases special life study Patients can be sue
cessiplly treated by mail. ADVICE FREE. Letters
strictly CONFIDENTIAL Send description Of symp-
TOMS or. il not in need of remedies, send for our
" Hints TO Ladies'" which gives novel and interest
Ing information for ddies only It will please YOU
Free. Address Mrs. SARAH J.VAN BUREN,
Secretary. l2 Eranklin Strent. RnfInln N Y -
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RH HEUMATI ISM

HuNt, Nl,lVeI, DRbetes. Inc VogelaI FrOncn SHlcl-
lates, only harmless specifies proclaimed by science,
relieve at once cure within four days Box 81, mailed.
Genuine has red seal and signature of L. A. PANS X
CO.. only agents lO2 w. 18th St.. MY. Ask your drug
Hst tor the Genuine Mrle for book and reiorences.
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INERIA! /!

JOHNSON's. ANODYNE. LININIENT viii
tvely prevent this terrible disease and will posi-
lively cure nine cases out OF ten. Information that
will save many lives sent free by mall Don't delay
moment. Prevention is better than cure l. s. JoIIE-
soN & Co. boston, Mass. formerlY Bangor. Malne.
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CONSU M P TION /!

Ihave aposiye remedy for the above disease by its
thousands of OF the worst kind and OF long
standing have been cured Indeed, 50 shong Is nv
FREE, together with VALUABLE TREATISE on this
disease 70 any sufferer. Give Express and P o. al.
drei &. DIR. II. A. SLOCUM lSl Pearl St New York
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PaYne's Automatic Engines.

MUM dHl. UONTHNI q MtuIcINts
DIR. Ab. Meserole late of Iondoni who makes spc.
cialty of Epilepsy, has without doubt treated aud
cured more cases than any other living physician. His
success has simply been astonishing; we hayo heard
OF cases of over 70 wears standing stulv cured
by him. He has published work this dscare,which
he SENDS with large bottle OF his wonderful cui Tcc
to any sufferer who NAV send their oXl ross and LOST
Office address. We advise any winl ms cure 10
address Dr. All. Mpaprnic. No, 96 JOhti st., N ",
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-03-06
THE FLOOD.
Urgent Calls for Government
Relief.
Twelve Thousand People Destitute in
Arkansaw.
Congress 10 be Asked for a Lib
eral Appropriation.

WASHINGTON, March 5.-The War
Department continues to receive dis
patches from points in the Southwest
in regard to the damages from the
foods. Secretary Lincoln said this
afternoon that the losses and conse-
quent submerging exceeded any esti-
mate yet made. There are urgent
calls for greater measure of relief
than can be afforded within the limits
Of the appropriation, and these de-
mands. Of course, cannot be fully met
without the consent Of Congress. The
Senator's aud members of the House
from the afflicted States are in receipt
ofurgent kilograms calling for appro-
prlation commensurate with the disas-
ter. From Little Rock alone there are
reports of $4,000 people made abso-
lutely destitute, and to feed those
even until the food recedes, will
require double the sum set aside for
that State for appropriation by
Congress. Senator Garland says that
the municipalities and corporations
OF the State are responding literally,
but they are burdened with refugees
from flooded districts. He also says
that the present distress is only the
beginning. The lsvees are broken in
so many places that the impoverished
communities have been unable to
repair them in time' to prevent an
overflow when the June rise comes;
also that under the best circumstances
the ground will be in such a
condition as to delay planting
until too late for a good crop.
AT an informal meeting of the mem
bers Of Congress from the States
affected it was resolved to ask for an
additional appropriation of 100000,
and resolution rill probably be in
trOduced to that effect tomorrow. a
proposition was also made to ask for
an appropriation to repair the leyees
at once. To do this promptly and
efectually, so as to be of service to
the people this year, would require not
less than million dollars. Consider
alton Of this proposition was deferred
until a formal meeting of members of
the river States can be called, which
will probably be tomorrow.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-03-06
Goodness Close BY.

WASHINGTON, February 6. = For
the Tennessee and Ohio valley, colder
north to west winds, higher barometer,
local rains or light snow, followed by
partly cloudy weather.
For the upper Mississippi and lower
Missouri valley, light snow with partly
cloudy weather, continued cold north
east to northwest winds and high
barometer. followed Tuesday by rising
temperature and falling barometer.
The Mississippi river will rise slowly
below Memphis.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-03-06

The Democratic mass meeting
called by the two committees of the
county, to be held at the courthouse
tomorrow night, is anticipated with
lively interest. There will doubtless
be large attendance of citizens rep
resenting both city and country. 1t
is believed that q good understanding
can be arrived at and that Shelby
county will express sentiments and
indicate a line OF policy that will be
creditable to the intelligence Of her
people and worthy Of a respectaful
consideration all over the State. Shell
by does not assume to speak for any
other county or to dictate a policy to
the Democracy of the State, but by
reason Of her commercial position and
the part her citizens have taken in
the defeat Of the 1C0 3, it would seem
but proper to express some opinion
and purpose.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-03-06
FOREIGN AFFAIRS.

LONDON, March 6.-Maclean, the
would-be assassin Of the Queen, was
quietly removed Saturday to the Read.
ing iail. The solicitor Of his family
writes that he possesses the certificates
Of the eminent physicians Maudsley
and Godrick, of the existence of men,
tai alteration in the prisoner Of long
standing, and that he has no hesita-
tion in saying there will be no diff
Guilty in establishing the fact Of his
insanity.
LONDON, March 6.-The following
note from Earl Granville to United
States Minister Lowell is printed:
MY DEAR Mr.. LOWELL: l have
just received a message from the
Queen, desiring me to convey Her
Majesty's Acknowledgements for the
congratulations you offered in behalf
of the President and people of the
President and people of the United
States, and to express her hearty
thanks for the kind feeling manifested
towards Her Majesty.
Yours very sincerely,
GRANVILLE"