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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

THERE is a man in New Jersey so mean
that he talks through his nose TO save the
wear and tear on his false teeth.-N z In
Gienerldenf
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

YoUEe, middle aged, or old men, saffssing
from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses.
should send two stamps for large treatise, giV@
ing successful treatment. WoRLD'S DIsPEN-
sAKX MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Buffalo, n. 7.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

"WHY is a young man like kernel of
corn ?' asked a younglady. Because" said
another, "he turns white when he pops.''-
Boston Gazette
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

THE Detroit Free Press says a Michigan
horse ate ten pounds of starch without feel
ing much stuck up.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

THE Prince of remedies for rheumatism is
st. Jacobs Oil. We have seen it tried, and
great results accomplished. Harrington Ii.d.)
Democrat. ~
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

HoGG is the name of a hotel proprietor at
Hazelhurst, Miss, and Hominy the name OF
another. They should pool their issues.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

The wind seizes the four-dollar umbrella as
quickly for its victim as 1t does the dollar
one.-BHfdlo Express.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

rs -Twenty-fourbeau tifuI colors Of the Dia-
mOnds-Dyes, for Silk, Wool, Cotton, &c, 10
cents. A child can use with Ierfect success.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

If you are bilious. take DR.. Pierce's 'fPleas-
ant Purgative Pellets" the original Little
Liver Pills. Of all druggists
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

Wards off The grip of pneumonia. Pixies
toothache drops cure in one minute.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

IT was Detroit girl who married at fifteen
so as to have her golden wedding when it
would do her some good.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

''MoTHER SWANS WORN SYRUP for fever
ishness, worms, constipation, tasteless. 25c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

AMONG the novelties announced for 1888 is
an almanac with new joke i'll it. Send in
your orders early to avoid disappointment
ghicnOO Times EEf. IL. ."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

SOMEBODY says that ''ballet girls are not
so bad as they are painted.'i We hope not.
They are painted frightfully.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

THE mouthpiece of the telephone may be
perfectly respectable, but there are a great
many things said against it.-HaTatlton In
deDeude1st
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

8essrs Editors -
The sbove is \ good likeness of Mrs LYDIA E Pink
ham, Of Lynn, Mass, who above all other human beings
may be truthfCly called the Dear Friend OF Woman"
as some Of her correspondents love to call her She
is zealouy devoted her work. which is the outcome
of a hfe-study, and IS obliged to keep six lady
assistants to help her answerthe large correspondence
which daily pours in upon her each bearing its special
burden of suffering, JOY at release from it, Her
Vegetable Compound Is q medicine for good and not
evil purposes. have personally investigated it and
am satisfied Of the truth of this.
On account Of its proven merits. It is recommended
and prescribed by the best physicians in the country
One says: " Il works like charm and saves much
pain It viii entirely the worst form of falling
OF the uterus Leucorrhoea, irregular and painful
Menstruation all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
liberation F1oodlngs, all Displacemens and the con-
sequent spinal weakness and is especially adapted to
the Change of Life.'
1t perreates every portion Of the SYSTEM and gives
new life and Yigor. 1t faintness fatulency,
destroys all craving for stimuants and relieves weak
ness of the stomach. 1t cures Bloatng, Headaches,
Nervous Prostraton, General Debility Sleeplessnsss,
Depression and Indigestion That feeling of bearing
down, causing PAIN weight and backache, is always
permanently by its It viii at all times, and
under all circumstances, act in harmony with the law
that governs the female system.
It costs only 81 per bottle six for s5 and Is sold by
druggists Any advice required to special cases. and
tho names Of many who have been restored to perfect
health by the use of the Vegetable Compound be
obtained by addressing Mrs P, with stamp for reply,
at her home in Lynn, Mass.
For Kidney Complaint of either this compounds
unsurpassed as abundant testimonials show.
''Mrs PinkhaTn's Liver Pills. says writer, care
the best IN the 11orld for the cure Constipation,
Biiousness and Torpidity OF the liver. Her Blood
Purifier works wonders in its special line and bids fair
to equal the Compound in its popularity
All must respect her as Angel Of Mercy whose sole
ambition Is to dogood to others.
Philadelphia. Pa % Mrs A. NJ D.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

Frazer Axle Grease.
Use the Frazer Axle Grease, tits the best in
the world-will wear twice as long as any 9TH
er. Ask your dealer for it, and take no other.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

t'RoUGH on RATS - Clears out rats, mice, flies,
reaches, bed-bugs, ants vermin, chipmunks 15c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

PAIR of slippers-the orange and banana
skins.-Patek boss :
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PersnnaII.

8 WHEN Adolphus placed his arm around the
neck of Angelina be said it was for a neck's
press purpose. -'-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

For CoUGHs, ASTHMA AND THROAT DIS
ORDERS, use :. Br0a0is'S Bronchial TrOehss.n
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

25e buys pair of Lyons Patent Heel Stiffen-
ers and make a boot or shoe last twice as long.
Try the new brand. "spring Tobacco.n
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

WHATS banished but set free 9''-4rabi
(JGte PGSbd.) 1# -
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

IT is always ''put up or shut up" with the
umbrella
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

The best thing about a rainbow is that ii
does not stay out after dark.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

EHmAE TeIegraphy and Station Agents work,
AREG and be sure of position paying from
43 - HaH u $40 TO $3.50 per month. Address
q. e Taylor, Mgr RyTelegraph College, Topeka Kan
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

Published at 80 broadway, New York.
$50 Ger annum,---pOstage r-sss
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28
THE MARKETS.

Try the new
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-28

Wr Coe, fGnee 8 @.
= Sc. Louis, 40
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21
PROPOSALS for Fresh Beef.

Headquarters Department OF the Platte,
ONCE Of hleI Gonmssary Of Subsistence,
Omnun, Neb., May 18th, lSS2.
0EALED PROPOSALS, IL tripIicatc. subject
- to lheusunl conditions, will be received at
this Office or at the office Of the Acting AssIs-
tnnt C~ommmisary OF Subsistence mt Fort
Thornburgh, Utah. until II O'Clock, noon. OF
June 18th, lSS2, at which time and places they
Will be opened In the presence OF bidders. Iur
furnishing and delivery Mt FoIt ThOrnbuTgh,
Utah. OF all The Fresh Beef from the block,
for issue, and choice cuts tor sale TO officers,
required by the Subsistence Department.
fiscal year commencing July !, lSS2.
Tho proposals for r rosh Beet for issue must
be on separate sheets from those for Choice
cuts for sale.
II is expressly understood that the con-
trncts made under this advertisement, and
proposals in response thereto, shall not be
con-t rued to Involve the United States in amy
obligation for payment in excess of the APP
pruprintion granted by congress for this pur-
pose.
The Government reserves the right to re-
Jcct any or all bids.
Blank proposals and Instructions to bid
ders, giving null as to manner Of
bidding, conditions to be observed by bid
win be furnished on application TO Tins Office
or to the a. A.C >. at the post.
No proposal VIII be considered unless nc
companied by the instructions to Bidders"
above referred to.
Envelopes containing proposals should be
mark cd:-'Proposals for Fresh Beef at Fort
Thornburgh,' and addressed to the under.
signed, or to the Post CommissRry.
ml7d8t WILSON. chief c. s.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21
Authority -Drs. Roberts and Thomp-

Authority -Drs. Roberts and Thomp-
sOn.
SEcoND-The disease has , certain
symptoms of its own, revealing itself
through disorders in other organs
Roberts, Thompson and Johnson.
THIRD-"While the medical frater-
nifty is 10th to acknowledge itself bafled,
it cannot be denied that with the ex-
ception of one proprietary medicine,
there is no known cure of Bright's dis
ease.- Craigj.
What that remedy is has been fully
explained in this article, and in com
mending it to our readers, we appeal
not to their credulity, but to their judg-
ment and common sense. 1t is not only
pure and vegetable In its nature, but it
has proven 30 effective that it is used
more extensively than any other known
remedy now before the people. 1t has
cured even the most pronounced cases
of Bright's disease, and it Is an absolute
specific for all kidney difficulties which
are the first stages of this most terrible
complaint. These are facts which
every one of forethought can appre-
ciate. and by the observance of which
all can avoid the misery OF "a fatal neg
lect,n
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21
PILEsl PILEsl PILEsl
A Sure Cure Found Mt Last. No One
Ned Suffer.

A Sure Cure Found Mt Last. No One
Need Suffer.
\ sure cure for the Blind, Bleeding,
Itching and liberated Piles has been
discovered by DIR. Williams ian Indian
remedy, called DR.. Williams Indian
Ointment. A single box has cured the
worst chronic cases of twenty-five and
thirty years standing. No one need
suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions,
instruments and electuarles do more
harm than good. Williams Ointment
absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching particularly at night after get
ting warm In bed), acts as a poultice,
gives instant and painless ralief, and is
prepared only for the piles, itching of
the private parts, and nothing else.
Read what the Hon. j.. NJ. Coninber-
ry, of Cleveland, says about DR.. vii.
liams' Indian Pile Ointment: / have
used scores of pile cures, and it affords
me pleasure to say that l have never
found anything which gave such imme-
date and permanent relief as DIR.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment.
For sale by all Druggists, or mailed
on receipt of price.
FRANK S. HENRY & Co.. Props,
Cleveland, Ohio.
Be sure and askfor Williams Pile
Ointment, and take no other.
For sale by Dare Il Collins.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21

ALIENS BRAIN FoOD positively
cures Nervousness. Nervous Debility,
and all weakness If geneTative organs
81. 6 for s.. AL druggists. Send for
circular to Aliens Pharmacy. 3l5 First
Ave. n. Y. Sold in Cheyenne by Geo.
W, Hoyt: n9dawly
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21

1t cannot be said that st. Jacobs oil,
the Great German Remedy, is ever dem
onstrative over a case Of rheumatism;
quietly he performs his mission, leaving
the relieved one to tell of It's result.
Mr.. Carl Siegmund, corner of Congress
and Washington streets, Ypsilanti,
Mich, writes: My daughter had suf-
fered from rheumatism to such an ex-
tent that It crippled her, rendering her
unable to walk at all. We consulted
many physicians and used all kinds of
medicines, but in vain. At last we de-
cided to try the st. Jacobs oil, and this
wonderful remedy affected the happiest
results. 1t cured my daughter, and the
little girl Is nov well and strong. Such
facts, plain and incontroveitible, are
always in order, and are convincing;
and it gives us no small pleasure to add
our endorsement of the article which
has accomplished such results.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21

l have a number of two and three
year old stations sired by my Norm' n
horse, Grand Duke, which l will sell at
reasonable rices.-Charles II. Terry,
Cheyenne. DIV j2S If
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21
A GARD.

To all who are sufferingfrom the errors and
ndlscTetions OF youth, nervous weakness
early decay, loss OF manhood, Sc.,I Will send
a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHA EGE. The great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in South America. Send n
selfaRddressed envelope to the Rev Joseph T.
InmRn, station ID. New York City.
nldaweol
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-21
CAPER SAUCE.
Bob IngersoIl seems to forget that all
alarms of fire are not false.

Bob Ingersoll seems to forget that all
alarms of fire are not false.
Krupp, the German gunmaker, has
engaged 5000 more workmen. The
whole force now exceeds 13, 900 men.
The ear is sympathetic but power
less to protect the prosecuted Jews in
Russia, thinks the Jewish Messenger.
According to the Atlanta Constltu-
ton the Independent colonies will cap
ture the republican party of Georgia.
James Beecher, q brother of Henry
Ward, is going to build a $4,000 hotel
at Sans Point, Ulster county, New
York.
England will some day learn that
hanging bayonets on the safety valve
is weary business, which ends only in
an explosion.
Not being allowed to drink freely, the
Maine people dissipate with politics.
Five state conventions are announced
for this year.
David Dudley Field says to a reporter
that it would now be as impossible to
repeal the penal code IS to stop Mag
ara. He is not so sure about the civil
code, which has only just passed the
assembly.
Sec'y Chandler paid 500 for a cup of
coffee at the recent Garfield memorial
fair, in the rotunda at the national cap
ital. The coffee was excellent, but the
secretary didn't pass his cup the second
time.
Nomination by the Chicago Tribune:
For speaker of the 4Sth congress James
G. Blaine. That would be Il labor saw
ing arrangement, for Blaine could do
the work that Keifer and Robson now
divide between them.
Although Sarah Bernhardt, or Mad
anne, has made a large SUN since she
left the Paris Francois, her managers
have had the lions share. In the future
her husband will be her business man
himself. 1t is said that there is not u
sharper man in Paris.
The people in Pennsylvania are still
laughing over this passage in the plat
form OF the machine republicans: I'VE
upequiyocally condemn the use OF pat
ronage to promote personal political
ends, and require that all Offices be-
slowed within the party shall be upon
the basis of fitness" That Cameron
Dolasses wont catch any flies.
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n delightful fragrance of freshly
gathered flowers and spices is the dis.
tlnguishing charm of Floreston Co
lOgne.
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Nervous Debility.


n VVEFI9 Ii
DIR. +. G. VESTS Nerve and Brain Treat
ment a specific for Hysteria, Dizziness. Cos
vulsions, Nervous Headache. Mental De
preston, Loss OF Memory, SperInatorrhura,
1mpotency, Involuntary Emissions, PremR-
turs Old Aye, caused by over e&ertion, self
abuse, or over-induIgGnoe, which leeds TO
misery, decay and death. One box viii cure
recent cases. Each box contains one months
treatment. One dollar a box, or six boxes
for 1--WE dollars; sent by mail prepaid on re.
ceiIt OF prices. We guarantee six boxes to
cure any case. With eacn order received by
us for six boxes, accompanied with 1--WE dol
lars. we Will send the purchaser our writ
ten guarantee 10 return tue money IL The
treatment does not effect u cure. Guar inteen
issued by GEORGE W. HoYT, Druggist gO7
Id st. Cheyenne, Wyo. Ter. orders by mail
at regular price, ngdHw1y.
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Telephone Communication.
$500 Reward

We viii pay the above reward for any case
ofLlver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Head
We cannot cure with Vests Vegetable Liver
Pills, whcu the directions are strictly com.
piled with. They are purely Vegetable, and
never tail TO give satisfaction. Su gar Coated
Larse boxes containing 80 pills, Is cents. Fol
SAFE by ali Druggists Beware OF counterfeits
and limitations. The genuine manufactured
only by join G.. WEST & Co, "The PHI MAX
ers,' 1871 4 1888 w. Madison ST., Chicago. Free
trial package sent by mail prepaid on receipt
OF "A 2-cenL stamp.
The Penn's Grove record., 1882-01-28

just water enough to cover them, and
when you take the tui Key up, add
these, with the water in which they
were stewed, to the grav, in the pan.
Thicker with corn starch, boil up,
and pour into tn gravy boat.
GINGER CAKES WITHOUT BUTTER.
Take one pound OF sugar, oue-fourth
ola pound Of ginger, one pint OF water.
two pounds Of flour, and eight cups of
orange-peel. Pound and sift the gin
ger, and add one pint of water boil
it five minutes, then let it stand till
cold. Pound the preserved orange-peel
and ginger with the boiled ". ter, mix
this up to a paste, and roll it cut;
prick the cakes before baking them.
DUTCH PUDDGNG-Cut a round
piece out Of the bottom Of a Dutch
Loaf, and put that and the piece that
was cut, into a quart of cold, new
milk, in the evening, and LET it stand
all night. II the milk is all soaked
up by the morning, add more. Put
the piece in the bottom again, tie the
loaf up in q cloth, and boil it an hour.
Eat it with sugar, or with melted but.
ter, white wine and sugar sauce.
The Penn's Grove record., 1882-01-28
Domestic Economy.

ROAST TURKEY. After cleaning
tine turkey, wash out with several
waters, and in the neAt to the last, use
a little soda. Have ready "a dressing
If bread crumbs, mixed with butter,
pepper, salt, thyme, or sweet mario
nam, wet with milk. If you like oys-
tiers, add two dozen chopped, 10 the
dressing, and use the liquor with milk
for mixing. stuff the craw, and fill
the body OF the fowl with the dressing
end sew up with a strong thread.
Dredge with flour, and Jay the turkey
in the roasting pan, with a teacupul
Of water to keep il fOm burning.
Basic often, at first with butter and
water afterwards with the gravy in
the dripping pan. Roast 10 a fine
brown, and If il threatens Il darken
too rapidly, lay a sheet of white paper
over il, until the under part is quite
done. Stew the chopped giblets, in
The Penn's Grove record., 1882-01-28

She was the result o. an experiment
"a desperate experiment.
Mother and j lived alone in the
dear old homestead, just outside of q
drOwsy village in Delaware. Old San
ders worked the farm, and lived in
the tenant house, as he had done for
thirty years but he was getting old
and cranky, and threatened every
month to leave us. But our great
misery-''the messenger Of Satan sent
TO buffet us''-was The "girln who was
not III the kitchen.
With all the neighborhood, we de-
pended for servants on the free ne
groes, who invariably decamped in a
body, to the great canning-bouses, as
soon as the peach crop cam in.
We tried a wandering Irish woman !;
she drank. A genteel American who
had seer better days and she disap-
pesred with my IN silk dress.
During the whole spring and sum.
n 81 mother and / worked, cleaned,
canned berries, MIXED and churned,
aud ''triedn a succession of poor crea-
lures, who left Us with u patience
worn to the last thread,
One night mother announced u
am going to try sn experiment. l
shall DC with q foreigner who cannot
speak 8 word Of English who never
heard of'privileges, of eanning-houses,
of the fashions or the beer-shop. /
will go TO Philadelphia tomorrow,
board an emigTant ship and carry off
az untamed ssvage-a woman Friday
/ laughed at it as a joke, and was a
good deal startled that night when
mother, at prayers, asked that she
''inight lie successful in her under
taking" adding, after a little pause /:
"May the woman I snail br4 g be
of help to US, In making oui 1aily
life more cheerful and peaceful, and
may we help her in her way through
;ife.u
"WeIi, MOTHER ! said, doubtfully,
as we started up TO bed, 81 never knew
you to ask the Lord before to control
the Kitchen affairs.n
"Some people," she said, gravely.
"think it an insult to the Almighty to
suppose that He concerns Himseli
about our little worries. Perhaps He
has His messengers for such small
work in the upper world, just as He
has i'll this. I don't know. But | dc
know that He attends to all things
that ask Him about"
Mother was as simple and direct as
a child, ave in her religion.
The next day she visited the city,
went aboard a Bremen vessel and
brought home-Christiua. She wa:
about sixteen, fat and round a. a
churn, with clear skin, blue eyes, q
funny little knob IF hair atop Of her
head a white muslin waist, short gray
wooden pe.ticoat and heavy shoes.
She cannot speak a word of Eng.
lish," said mother. looking hal
scared, "She il a Norwegian. The
agent said shehad a dreadful history.
But her honest face tempted me. ]
seemed to hear "a voice saying Take
this one.''
"She is an escaped convict, nc
doubt" L sand. THAT guiding voiee
The Penn's Grove record., 1882-01-28
PENIS GROVE. SALEM COUNTY, Nj SATURDAY, JANUARY 28 1882

wegisn dress, with honest, blue eyes,
stood waiting, and beside him a tall,
erect old woman, with a peculiarly
gentle, kindly countenanee. They
were both greatly agitated, and
scarcely noticed me, their eyes being
on the door.
1t opened. / heard mother say,
with a half sob: $50 in, child. God
bless you" and Christina came in.
She stood one moment dumb and
still, her hands stretched out in
amazement. Chen came the cry
30, Mutter! Mutter! y, JAM"
1t was the pent-up love and longing
of years forcing its way into speech.
We cane out and left them alone to-
gether.
Mother and I had prepared a little
feast for them a good, substantial
supper as foundation, and frosted
cakes flowers and grapes as embel-
lishments.
After awhile we brought them into
the kitchen and the old mother, look
ing at the Ere upon the hearth, that
had been made for them in u strange
land, said a few words in q low voice,
and they ali sank revereutly upon
their knees WI lie she prayed.
Mother and / ktfelt with them.
What did itmatter that the words were
in a strange tongue? We understood
her, and the Great Father of Us ali
heard us as we kneeled side by side.
II think, Z dear little MOTHER /
said, as re went home that night,
"Godheard your prayerwhen you went
out to find the savage that day"
He always hears she said quietly.