The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-12-05
MASHED" THE Wax WOMAN.
The BAD Boy and Eia Pa Go to the
.aIAl Exposition.

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The BAD Boy and Eia Pa 60 10 the
2INy Exposition,
"What was the docAar at your
house Tor this morning :" asked the
grocery man, "lspt yourms s9kg"
mo, ma is worth two inlhe bush.
It's pa that aia'twel, HeiislhavMg,
some trouble with his. digestion, loa
see, he weut % the Exposition with
ms as guide. aud TIA, il enough 70
iaia any mans digestoas Pa Is
near sighted, and he said he wanted
me 10 90 along and show him things,
Well, i never had so much iun since
pa fell on, OF the boat. First. Ninale
him iamp clear across the aisle, there
where the stuffed tigers are, by the
ur place. ltold him the Keeper WIS
lust coming along whhsson,e inca, TO
iced she animsls, and when the,
smellcd the meat they just clswcd
things, lie run against showcase.
and then waited TO 20 away. He
said he Travelled with acircus when
he was sonnS, and no one kssew the
dangers 'of goolmg 'amuna wild aa'
lhnak better than he did, Well. ycu
would a died to see ps There by tht
luahiiure place, where they have sci
beautiful beds and chairs. Their,
WAS one chair under glass. case, ii
I.veleel, an,lsa sign over j, telling pco'
l,,le,to keep their h&u,k %. pa sskcC
fn1e whst,the sign was, and tei,l Inn
Ia said iaIies and gentlemen are tc
0uestei 10 SIT IN the chairs ar,ltrN
kthAm. Pa Climbed over the railing
gand wss Nrsi 9gSirg scssh 'iow'a es
hshe clsss sShowcsse over she chair
lwhsu asre al ,ttse walk afoana fdh,ws
l,ilass;s; s.s.isesl.atS tcs.t kiss l.s sise sA.A
ltar saa Eaasea him asek over sls'
kailiee. and WAS gpine 10 sics pas
ilsasss, IA wss mead ~ haze his c'ss'
isalalr faltea 10 over iiis head, sns
have sla ~ al llis esssS S,iaiies. ana
( he x;ss e.,iile ~ ~ she. uGah. whea ]
9rlae IA I'M lnsr wSs = asassSs iron
the askauin. slBzs 49, on sxhlsSsSsa,
ane pa ws1ss,E - q s~sy tVOza sAsSe
lss ssS2 hs &Sszo kpsr VAST lAeS
w2asss u sxAsss ReassSeS SeS, We
VIVA aa ssaSrs to he PaAeaks bazari
where sAey brOa Fsncskes cat Of self
trssias aSar. aud put butter and snSal
On them and give them away. T.
Ssssl that he coalG eat more pancake,
than any man outgof jail, and wante, !
tme 10 xet bin some. ltovk couple
Of pancakrs and tore out piece o.
the hnias of my coat and put it BE-.
tween the pancakes and handed them
to %, with a psPer around the pan
lcakes. Pa Didn't notice. the paper
nor the elO,h. and it would have male
you laugh to sre him chew on them
| | told him l guessed he didn't have
as good teeth as he used TO-, and he
sail, Never you lnind the teeth
and no keptlon till heshadiswallowed
the whole business, but he said he
| guessed he didn't want any more
But1 thought 4 should split when ia
wanted a drink Of. water ! asked
him if he would rather have minrra
water, and he sail he guessed i
would take the strongest Kind Of min
eral water TO wash down them pan
cakes, so | took him TO who're the fir,
extinguishers are and got him to take
the nozzle Of the, exiillguishcr in hi
mouth; and / turned the faucet. I
!, lon't think he got more than a quar-
. 81 the stuff ont Of the saleratus ma
chine down him. but he reare'irigl
Q up and said he'd be condamned if b
;, believed that water was ever inten,ie
: Ito drink, ami he felt as though h
= could bust, and just then The ms
! who kicked the big organ struck n
/ and the building shook, and que
e pa :hought he had bustell The mo
IL, fun was wh-a we came along to whe
l. the wax woman is. They have 6
ID wax woman dres Q up to xii and 5
T. looks Just as natural as if she cou
& breathe. She has a handkerchief
), her, hand, and as We came along
h, 10 told pa there was alady that seem
~ ~ to know him. Pa is on the ma
TO hisself, and he looked at her a
n. smiled, aud lie said good evening, a
b asked me who she was, ltold him
|e- looked to me like the girl that iii
by in the choir at our church, and
r. said course il is, "Pietty good she
III ISN'T it, and put ont his hand
- shake hands, with her, but the WON
' I,s who tends the stand came along, a
zee Thought pa was drunk, . and So
gs "9ld gentleman, ] guess you !
~ better get out of here. This is
nd ladies only" Pa excused himself
res the wax, woman. and said he We
list see her later.-Milwankee Sun.