The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-03-30
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IG9ss aa Disgrace IL l@ing pooi
Tie ttsfg j. e ieep qui'a sh3 pa ie' yoef
baFhl,ats tuop alytAihe si'9u' a
whss W. Asied cur Fsrl 70 nary us
shs sa4a shs aidst nsnd and We have
snes faubd oui that she doht
,.sas aslt - wllou vhy forever
vefpg Tie poe, i mistaken. u .ss I
tAc willow thai vcept ts Tbs boy vho
aA1ut a1dsr ihc esd n Il
soata Cafoliaa doctor ssys iaules
iibptlt ie correct torpid liver u -
esssai % kb0v that that there % some.
ssArt s.me iilhe iLe matter With male
sl1at las rarrcs'cd ths, plen men
break ihslr l.earis Il il al the same - y ben
lobster breaks one = his claws smother
spioaitng asd immediately growing in IL
place
Ia Wy 30 they call 'em high
saplsa is boeauso We pay - much
- rs my ,oa Yaall understand ihc.e
mmgs busf When you set 70 T. iaa.
payer
oah 6,su,tls 10 shay day festivals
oatm Dc seeds ieks rialeis snakos
smsln, ail logs mud blue VAULT.
- Atnsn sat throat Queen q May
1ura hllSii
Iar Do tee season when ihe llpridg
nsaa. lesifluF Is make tup north, puts
tao stfas berries ia bic trunk and on arris
iug btt. sril. l.em Ter enough 70 pay ~
espusts
Is tlmminy' how dot 10y
stalie Grammar was the remark Of
German. vhsu hi. son called him
kuask knoeA pleeou.ioed. scyen.sided.
glazed eyed sou Of sawhorse
A man uho detected piece Of bark
tu thg sausage visited butchers shop 10
know shat had come Of the rest Of the
dog Tie hatcher MAS 40 affected that he
could give BIN only part Of the tale.
lane Gray Swisshelm says that Abra.
ham AZ bad man, and that Elijah was
90 lazy too feed himself, Judas Iscariot was
no meancr than millions who have abused
biz memory lts wonderful how Jane can
remember back
A celebrated lawyer said that the
three most Troublesome clients be ever
bal vofoa young lady who wanted TO be
married, a married woman who wanted
divorce, aud 90 old maid who didn know
Nha, size wanted.
Tie man who raced mule and won
10 remarkable quick time understood mule
nature He kept tuggng at the reins and
shouting, Back, back, you bruteF oil the
way around the course, aud the mule went
a head tor all be was worth.
~ should think you would feel badly
about leaving this place, said tie laun-
dress to the departing cook. "Im not,
I'm glad to 60 amt sorry to leave any
Of you, except the dog Poor old Tiger!
be always washed the plates for me.
Leasing, the German philosopher,
being absent minded, knocked OF his own
dogr one evening, when the se.yant,
looked ont Of the window aud
not recognizing him, said, "fhe profess n
i not a. home" ooh, very WE'LL said
Iessibg, composedly, walking away "I'll
call another time.
sir Walter Scott in one of his wolks,
leaning on the arm Of faithful attendant,
Nom Pnrdle Tom said: Them are fine
novels Of yonm, sir Walter They are
luls invaluable to me 81 am glad to
hear 1t, Tom "Yes, sir; for when have
been ont al day, hard at work, and come
home very tired, aud take one o yodr
novels, Im asleep directly,
Pm proud OF this town, said little
man, sitting before the stove with pipe
ii lis mouth Proud Of III" repeated
The stranger at the the bar, who turned as
b. heard the words, with look of infinite
contempt "What are you proud of II
iorY' That's an easy one, returned the
little man. There are four cemeteries
here, aud I've got a wife in every one Of
EN-
--"Wbat is a promise, my boy2" asked
school teacher whose reputation for hon
esty vac not Of the best, 10 one OF his
younger scholars. II don't know, SIR, !.
timidly replied tie youngstcr well,
suppose you should come TO collect q
bill ofme, and ] should tell you TO call
the next day and | would pay you, what
would that beg' Il think that would be
lie, sir
4 lawyer. having some legal business
10 ttasact with awidow lady, took occasion
70 inquire her age The matron, who had
long since ioiiod the widows weeds, at
tempted to look prim, aud much younger
than sh' really WAS, as she replied
'Tmfty.hyc. sir Then turning 70 The
daughter. he said MAY he so bold
Mrs AZ 10 inxnire your agcy" Certainly
nni little past thirty mos, thre
years Younger than mother7"
III Kansas, since the sale al all sort
Of stimulating drinks has been cousiitu
uonaIly forbidden, beer has taken ih
name n sea foam, The following is iron
examination Of IA witness IN the prUsecn
ton IL The seller;
Question Did this sea foam look hk
beer Answer IL did
Q. Dil II foam like boerg A ], lii
Q. DID IL taste Ike beery A. II did
X Could yon discover any diiicrenr
Sctuecn 1t and beeFy A. could not
q What. then, Ia your Judgement