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The news., 1882-05-04

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Portable place. Bat in a conspicuous
place, in the main area. he saw ths
oue relic Of the great yictory--a pile
Of charrsd fragments of human bones.
Texas Pdyer. 10 A
AN INDIA RUBBER MAy.-The
New York doctors have been investi.
eating the peculiarity exhibited in
the person Of Heinrich Haas. who
takes handfuls Of bic skin and pulls ii
out as though Il we're 40 much India
rubber. Herr Hasg Is lightly. built
German with reddish brown hair. san.
dy mustache and whiskers and blue
eyes, and weighs only 1sO pounds,
The most critical observer, I seeing
him in state of repose, would fail TO
md anything queer aboat him, But
all shs medical men gaspsd when,
seising the skin Of his throat be
hauled IL up 30 far as to completely
conceal his face up to the eye brows
Then he drew down ths skin over
each eye 30 as to lap oser on the
cheek, pulled the skin ct the point Of
bis nose down to bis chin, olutehed
the skin Of HE breast and laulsd il
ont COED seven inches from his body,
reached over bis shouldsss sad drag.
gsd up Aaps Of skin that looked from
the front as IL he was pulling 90 In
dia rubber blanket over his bsck, and
seising the skin Of his knes drew II
out 80 fer that be twisted 1t up in 4
knot as one might . wet towel.
Whenever the skin was let 60 il GID
ed back smoothly into place without
q wriakle, and looked ike anybody
else's skin. a'saq 900
The Doctor examined him thoroug-
y and With much interest, and pro-
nounced il case Of "dermatoIysis"
and said Heer Hsag's cuticle was no.
where joined to his muscular tissue
Dn bis right arm there is scar,
where the Vienna doctors had IL ken
of piecs,:sof the skin about 7four
inches long and half inch wide.
They found that the skin had no oon. !
nsctiou with the assh Of the arm.
The ska upon bis ears, his hands, his
feet and his head showed this same
elastic quality. In fact Herr Hage
can wrap himself up in the mantle Of
his elasticity, can pull the outiole out
above bis knee-pants and wiring ii like
cloth, and can slide around inside
himself to really alarming extent.
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- = SAA1 . 04Akf.-A page OF
the Cars diary, if We may believe
the San Franciso Ne,cs Letter, runs
as follows. !. sasa ss.9,.
"Got up at 7 A. NJ, and ordered
my bath, Found four gallons Of yit-
riol in il, and did not take it. Went
to breakfast. The Nihilists had
placed two torpedoes on the stairs, but
| did not step on them. The coffee
smelt 80 strongly of prussic acid that
/ was afraid to drink it. Found 4
scorpion in my left slipper, but luck.
lily shook it ont before putting it on
just before stepping into the carriage
to 60 for my morning drive It was
blown into the air, killing the coach
man and the horses instantly. I did
not drive. Took light lunch of
hermetically sealed American canned
goods. They can't fool me there.
! Found . sOisuasd dagger h my favsr.
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Waist Of tins-sha middle Of an
hour glass.
The news., 1882-05-04

a Tennessee girl Who found beau
she liked better, didn't snap the gold
en- cord with the old one BY suddenly
returning his letters and look Of hair.
She sent for him, told him how il was a.
gave bim 50 il cash and 800 pounds
Of peanuts, and took his receipt IN Z"
full for all demands. asf y
The news., 1882-05-04
ccHuYLER's EXPRESS,

- between Mount Holly and PHILADELPHIA.
Philadel phia Once No 10 Market street,
AL ordefsleft at his residence, No. So Button-
wood street. Dobbinss bakery, Rheess and Ek-
peeeon's will be properly and promptly atten-
oed 70. An experience Of ovef % years Is suf.
neientRnafantee Of his ability and trustworthi-
ness Baggage called for and delivered to All
parts Of the town and city.
Atny Philadelphia once all large mack aSas
nHet bs Leu at l0.ge oelook 4. n., ana lmail
pAS1ssSst 3ass 4 .sa Y cciss4a !, = sr.,,,... .
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ExcErLEST INTEREsE Rrtr5 q Z
For fading the intersst o. say princi-
pal for any number Of days, the snswsr
in esch case 10 cents, ssparsts the
two right-haud figures to express Il
iu dollars and cents. as
-Four per cent .A-Multiply the priu.
cipal by the, pumbsr Of days to ran,
separate the fightrband figures. from
product, and divide BY o. g. j.
-Four per cept.-Multiply BY mum,
Der Of days, and divide BY "a.
Six per csnt.-=Mulsiply BY number
OF days, separate right-hsud figures
and divide By 9. 80,
Eight per cent, Multiply by uum-
Der Of days and divide BY rs. f ...
Nine per eent,--Multiply by mum.
Der Of days, separate right hand AZ.
ures and divide BY a. voob .w
len per eent.--Muitiply BY number
Of days, and divide BY SO. so2 u
Twelve per dsnt.~-M Multiply mum.
ber ofdays; separate right hand figures
>1- a'ssss sy1's es3ess 9a
Fifteen per cent ~ Multiply BY
number Of days. end divide nv "a .o4 !
pst sa' 0'H' ~ s'.O = 1'O',piy iDy
'Vp.'A'S f'ens spAan snpaAnaq
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numls, e s..s-.sa ..'r's 3 - -
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Wise "ohpss- 'sa & 4assi 81
success '''t MAKES 's Us S. soon 70 forget the
Ans W i1n nAos sl1 g as'sln i, II sss ssSs
ne l0as @ nome aad happiness Y
Ossl. sms'i s'sPpang s'Onessa nas I
gaSsees ahSneoeRslsdge Of slvs the world Is & dearly
OSusHs sAS Ps'ce p moral pnrltysol
The wavas,of happiness, like those
OF hgnf, are co iorless when they are
1ADs0As' lSa dssa asaap8sasau sia
denius at first is nothing more
than . great capacity Of receiving dis
0ipllns sA. ,5s,si. M ,..ls.: ,s..I .s:,l:1.
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| cHrNzsz.--The aharactsris,ics Of
the Chinese, y nation, is industry,
Their working day begins ii, dawn
and lssts TIL sundown. Schools open
q lanriss and do not close till Eve
?. NJ, there being but one short recess
during the day. The Emperor and
bis Court rise soon after midnight,
CAD Court audiences are given be,
twesn 8 and ? O'clock 10 the morns
ing. After sunset very few people
gre ',lr.tli IN the streets, the Chinese, like
domestic % sAs iowl', f, retiring early y rest.
There 10 no day c0rresponfifnc sfa
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New, quick, complete cure 4days, urin-
sry affections, smarting, frequent or diff.
cult urinatioD, kidney diseases. 81, all
druggists. Prepaid by express, S1,25 6
forS5. Z. S. ILLS, Jersey City, N. J.
The news., 1882-05-04

sMOving this4years BEOwp2ii,t 20, Z
yes always Do; steady business; could
not get along without my regular
move "poH'tiyop Cad h q good biz
Of tre rbles1 80, no; been in-the army
you knos; got used tosito Always hold.
myself in readiness to move at any,
moment. Il s6ssscaas
The news., 1882-05-04
eK1NNY MEN.

ellis Health Renewer. Absolute
cure for nervous debility aud weakness Of
the generatiye functions. 81. at drug
gisis Prepaid by express at $1.25, 8 for
So E. s Ellis, Jersey City. N. J.
sst "ROUGH ON RATS
The thing desired found at last. Ask
Druggists fort Rough on Ratsn Itelears
onl rats, mice, reaches, fies, bed bugs.
Be boxes. cs..s-4, .,,ss-,-,s-,..
The news., 1882-05-04

. A. v n
HOW TO SECURE HEALTH.
Tits strange any one will suffer from
arrangements brought on by impnre blood
when SCovuL's SAksAFARIL4A! AND
STrI.LINeA, or BLOOD AND LIVER SYRsp
will restore health to the physical organi-
Iaation. It il strengthening syrup,
pleasant to lake; aud the BEST BLOOD
PUBIFrER ever discovered, curing Sesof-
lula, Syphilitic disorders, eakncss Of the
Kidneys, Erysipelas, alaria, Nervous
disorders, Debility, Bilious complaints
and Diseases Of the Blood, Liver, Kid.
neys, Stomach, Skin, etc. = 4 ~
! BAEER's PAIN PANAcEA cures pain in
man or be ast e.a#1~ @ 9ala
! DE-. RoaER's Worm SYRUP instantly
destroys WORMS p = = ~
DIR. Klne's great nerve restorer. is tn.
marvel of the age for all nerve diseases.
All fits stopped free. Send to 93l, Arch
st., Philadelphia, Pa.
ja A CLEAR COMPLEXION 49,
Can be had by every lady who WIN uss
Parker q Ginger Tonic. Regulating the
internal organs and purifying the blood
its quickly removes pimples and. gives !
healthy bloom to Che cheek. Bead absal
u VI anDshss eolunn.
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TDeens It .My Ds.tg 10 TAU

IDeessa e My Dfsty 20 TeH
what DR.. Swayne's Compound Syrup
Of Wild Cherry has done for me. /
had a violent cough, night sweats,
sore throat, great weakness, with se-
we're attacks Of hemorrage, gave up
all hope ofrecovery ] am cured,
sound and hearty man.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The Ohio State Journal, efGo-
lumbus, the organ of the Republican
party in Central Ohio, handsomely
compliments the Democratic candi-
date for Secretary of State in the fol
lowing terms:
"In j. w. Newman, the Democrat
ic nominee for Secretary of State,
we have a man who is better than
his party. Personally he is all that
could be desired in a candidate,
which is a guaranty that the canvas,
so far as that Office is concerned, at
least, will be free of those personal
tiles which so degrade our politics,
and make u campaigns so acrimo-
NOUS"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Senator Pendleton's Civil Servi,

Senator Pendleton's Civil Service
Bill may be impracticable, anthem
~ocratic, a "barren ideality" and even
a humbug, and still we see no rea-
son why Democratic papers should
abuse him about it. If it is not a
Democratic "broom" TO make a clean
sweep of every son of a Republican
in Office when the Democrats get in
to power, it would be treated with
the same contempt that the Republi-
cans show for law when they want
to steal a President or the seat of q
Democrat in Congress, and Mr.. Pen
dleton couldn't help if he wanted
to, and we don't believe he would if
be could.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

weak against the Entertainments of
the strong, equal taxation, free speech,
free press, free schools, and first of all
a free and interrupted ballot.
Resolved, That we favor. an honest
reform in the civil service and de-
nounce the ~extortion of money from
office holders to corrupt the ballot and
control elections, as a most threaten
ing, as it is the most insidious, danger
that besets free government and the
shameless resort to such methods by
the party in power to carry its ends
evidences the utter abandonment OF
principles for place spoils under
"boss" rule. We denounce the reck-
less extravaganza and profigacy of
the Republican party in the appropri-
alton of the public treasure, which
should be applied to the extinction of
the national debt, and we believe the
time has come when, by an honest
and economical administration of the
government, the burden. of war taxes
which the people have so long borne
and which in the end fall upon labor,
may and ought to be reduced but we
denounce the attempt of the Republic
can Congress to reduce taxes on those
articles which will inure to the bene-
fit of the rich.
Resolved, That we favor a tariff
levied to meet the actual needs of the
government, and so adjusted in it's de-
tails with a view to equality in the
public burdens as to encourage pro-
ductive industries and afford labor a
just compensation without creating
monopolies.
Resolved, That stability in the value
of money is a primary requisite to in
dustrial and commercial prosperity,
This can only be secured by main
tanning both gold and silver as money
subjecting the issue and regulation o
f paper money to established principle
which will prevent fluctuations in tn,
value of the currency.
Resolved, That the growth of mo
t nopolies is such as to seriously threat
: ell the rights of individuals, and tn
: public welfare, and ought to be pro
vided against by proper legislation.
Resolved, That the Democratic par
: ty has ever maintained and still stead
o lastly adheres to the doctrine of tn
largest individual liberty consisten
with the rights of others and the pub
lie welfare, and is opposed to legisla
tion merely sumptuary.
v Resolved, That it is the duty incum
e bent upon our government to protec
its citizens, native born and n~aturali7
ed, at home and abroad, and we de
r mand a searching inquiry into the a
r LEGGED outrages committed against eli
y liens of the United States in foreig
countries.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

Twenty nine millions of deficien.
cies have been voted at this session,
and some Of them for stale and sus
picious claims that have been before
Congress for a generation. The Re.
publlcans came into this Congress
with the avowed intention of max.
ing up for a long absence from the
public crib, during six years of Dcm,
~ocratic ascendancy in the House OF
Representatives. They have lived
up to this promise. Nothing since
the days of Grantism compares with
their prodigality at the present ses
sion.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The "smart" old pauper of the
Register is after our syntaa again.
We feel bad over it. We are human
and make a great many mistakes, we
admit. It is a misfortune that we
have regretted often in u life, but
a consolation to know that it was no
crime. The state papers of Presi-
dent jackson were severely CRITICS
ed for their false syntas; the letters
of Gen. Garfield, the speeches of Sen
ator Logan and many other promi-
nent statesmen have suffered the
same way, but the world continues
to move, and such brilliant" critics
as the old ass of the Register live all
the same in obscurity, refused even
the honor of a Township Justice OF
the Peace OIL the Mayorship of a
small country village. Selah.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Putnam Seminal

We have conversed with quito a
number of the active and working
Democrats of the respective townships
in this county, and find them well
pleased with the State ticket nominal
ed by the Democracy, and every Dem
ocrat We have talked to is in favor OF
making a vigorous campaign this fall
and expressed a willingness to aid in
the work of getting out the full Dem
ocratic vote. They all favor a gene
raj awakening of the Democracy, and
do not want any more still hunts.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The assessment robbery is to be
very promiscuouslv used this year.
After the regular political dead-beats
shall have taken their lion's share in
the usual way, the residue will be
divided to sustain Reputation in
Virginia, State Credit in Tennessee,
Greenbackism in Mississippi and
Alabama, Tammany Hall in New
York and Cameronism and McMul.
lenism in Pennsylvania. Just where
the Republican party comes in ISM
| visible to the naked eye.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The Cincinnati Commercial does
not think much of Governor Fosters
last flop. For a Republican organ it
takes a peculiarly gloomy view OF
the situation and thinks that Eos
ter's extraordinary performance on
Iy makes matters worse. It says:
The extraordinary indiscretion OF
the Governor in making such a noise
at this time must be apparent to all
cool observers, and if the music of
the campaign is to be according to
this alleged keynote, the result will
be any thing but a triumph of the
specialists of Sunday and Tempe
rance. The Democratic lines will
not be broken, and the Republicans
will be disorganized. Governor Eos
ter has already impaired the good in
fuence of the Republican Conven.
tion and repaired the damages the
Democracy inflicted upon themselves
in the course of their State Conven.
ton.
1t is worth while to say that the
Commercial states the case exactly
so far as the Democratic party i;
concerned.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

We knoU a Republican in this town
who paid a Democrat 81, SO ofShultz's
money to vote for him two years ago.
The Republican boosted of it after
the election, and the Democrat ad,
mitted it! We further know, that
Democrats were offered 81 of Shultz's
money for each Democratic vote they
could get for him; in two or three
instances it was accepted and in one
it was spurred! We knoU these
facts without handling one dollar of
the money stepped in crime and in
fanny to purchase place and power for
an Incompetent public servant. The
cry of false syntar will not down SOL
id truths.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Cincinnati Enquirer.

It is polite as we'll as honest to
shun the purchasing methods. There
is no need of a large campaign fund
this year. 1t is the peoples year.
The rapid rising of the Democracy is
in large part due to the growing con-
Tempt for the use of money as a party
agent. There is no call for placing
heavy burdens on the candidates, who
make large contributions in the time
which they have placed at Democrat
ic command, and who honor the party
by giving the use oftheir names, as
the party honors them in placing the
party interests in their hands. The
assessments, if they are assessed at all
should be as modest as their simple
obligations will justify.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

Tie Cleveland Leader is of the
opinion that the Germans are dan
gerous citizens, and says they shave
nc respect for usage and tradition F.;
they despise the Sabbath and desce-
rate its sanactity, and make war
against law and order" 1t is, no
doubt, of the same opinion as anoth-
err Republican organ not far from
here, that they ought all be sent back
to Germany.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

Under the editorial management
of the present old crank and sneak,
the Eaton Register has dwindled
down to simply a pot house journal,
through the columns of which any
dirty, irresponsible yagabond can
find space for personalities and to
drag private matters before the pub
lie. The sneaking old rat will play
it out before long, as he played him
self out in New Paris and every
where else he has attempted q foot
hold.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Butler Co. Democrat.

When the Pond and Smith laws
were before the legislature Charles
Foster opposed them as being pro-
scriptive ; now he has Topped over to
Deacon Smiths side. No mar ever
spent more money in saloons than
Foster did when he was a candidate /;
nor handed around more envelopes
containing $50 ''to treat the boys lib
orally" Charles Foster is the boss
dcmagogue.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The prohibition articles written
for the Delaware Signal a few years
ago by the crank critic of the Regis
ter, might be very proitably repro
duced now, and somewhat c%ounteract
the effects of his present editorials
on the same question, and also show
what a beautiful consistent old man
he is. He equals C. Foster.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

Any rural editor who will write O
paragraph against Hon. A. G.. Thur.
man, Hon. Geo. II. Pendleton OF
Johngee Thompson, car get a ere
cognition" from the Cincinnati En-
quirer, and it is astonishing the mum.
her that have stumbled to it. It is 6
poor business for Democrats to be
pandering to the personal piques O
John r. Mclean.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The total appropriations Of this
Republican Congress, during its
present session, will probably foot
up about four hundred and twenty
five million dollars, or about six
times the annual expenses of the
last Democratic national administra-
ticn. That is, it takes us much M
ney to run a Republican national ad
ministration n year as it took to
run a Democratic national admins
tration six years. This is the good
Republican ascendancy has done the
country.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Cincippati Commercial, (Rep.

Governor Foster was elected on a
platform that referred the liquor ques-
ton to the people, but the poker-play-
ing, whisky-sucking Legislators, being
caught in the groceries" of the lob
by, had to do something else to be
talked about. So they passed one law
that was unconstitutional and anoth-
er that is impracticable, and upon
these two dead horses we find our
Governor rampant.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

G. Foster will not issue an order
this campaign to "treat the boys lib
orally" Since last fall he has been
converted, and believes nov that the
effects of beer are exceedingly bane-
full and the men who brew it are an
ungodly set.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The Iowa prohibition law will COM
pei some property owners to begin
paying taxes. The license of the ten
saloons at What Cheer have hereto
fore yielded enough money to pay
the tax of the town.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Springfield TRANSCRIPT.

The use of money by the Republi-
cans in the campaign this fall will ex-
h6eed any thing of the kind ever before
indhIged in by that party of corrup-
ton. No means will be spared to re-
tain in their places the men whose
reputation stinks with the filth OF
jobbery and crime.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Champaign Democrat.

When things reach that pass that
republicans bear testimony that Kei-
fer secured his nomination for re-elec-
ton by a lavish use of money, it is
time to stop and think. Keifer's re-
election can be prevented, if republi-
cans in this district will be true to
their convictions and honest with
themselves.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
Hardin Co. Democrat.

The Republicans of Miami county
have assessed Schultz, their candidate
for Congress, $1,000. He kicks and
refuses to pay. He bought them once,
and he don't believe in paying for
things twice. But he'll come down if
they stick. Things look rotten, don't
they, when a candidate for Congress
is assessed twelve hundred dollars for
one county?
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The Afo-American says. The
Democratic ticket is strong. The
Democrats have made most excellent
choice for Secretary of State. There
is no Disgusting the fact that the re
suits in October are uncertain. A
Newman will wrestle with Townsend
in a "nip and tuck" contest.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

Looting is what they call it in
Egypt when men plumber and con-
vert property that belongs to the
government to their own use. An
exchange remarks that "Robeson,
Dorsey and that class of Republi-
cans might adopt this new appela
tion if they consider a change bene.
fcia1D
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10
The word asnmntuaruo is eener,

The word "sumptuary" is general
ly understood to relate to food and
drink. and in the resolve of the Dem
ocrats in their platform that they
are Opposed to legislation merely
sumptuary," they mean to all laws
that attempt to regulate the food and
drinkzof any person. "Dot ish vot it
ish." Any false synta1 in that old
man?
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The Sidney co. Journal charges
that a vast sum Of money was used
to secure the nomination of Keifer,
and then adds:
"It seems almost incredible that
a man should be Endorsed by Repub-
licans whose incompetency has put
the tinge of shame on the cheek of
every honest Republican in the land,
and whose organization of the COM
mittees in the interest of corruption
lists and moropolies is a National
scandal. His denomination will cost
the party in Ohio thousands OF
votes"
The only principle of the Repub-
lican party now is "spoils." 1t is
no longer the party "of the people
and for the people, it is the party
ofthe rich office holders and the men
with the S. 1t is refreshing, how
ever, to occasionally find and honest
editor like Binkley of the Sidney
Journal, who will lay aside party
prejudices and speak out plainly
against the corruptions and rascal
ties of his party. The people are
about ready for a new deal.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

The cry of Liquor Dealers Re
bellion" is to take the place of the
"bloody Shirt" the "Pope's toe and
the Cuisines mans" scare, in Ohio
politics this year. 1t will fail how
ever, to save the party of Poker Leg
islative fame.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

A Republican editor who under
takes to argue that the Democratic
party is in favor of Stree whisky and
no Sunday" is either an ass or be-
lieves all his readers to be idiots and
fools.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-08-10

When George Robson entered the
cabinet and took the naval portfolio,
he was a poor man. Within two
years from the date of his appoint
ment he had money in bank to the
amount of $467, 546.61. This ere
ly shows what quiet unfiagging in,
dustry with an elastic conscience is
capable of in this county, when
standing solid with the Republican
party. Any false syntaa in that old
man?