The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-03
VOL. I. NO. II.
LIMNINGS.

LIMNINGS. The old time stage drlver was known / all over the country because he blew his ewn horn.
 IL is said tha, Judge Noah con;cmpla,es l visit to this state Noah will ind a welcome in Ark.
 The English are beginning To appre- ! ciate American humor. This will kill American lectures in London. Some of the doctors ot southern cites are slow unrl yellow fever appears and then they are suddenly aroused to srea, |actisity-in leaving.
 An English journal says that has grave reasons for eritielsins Dickens work. \ grave reason will sf course prevent n reply from the grea; novelist Reading makes full man. said Lord Bacon. The great philosopher might have added that drinking has something |io do with making man full. 4 correspondent asks: What Is the |syle of architecture ot the .Arkansaw state house" Very much on the order of the bat All wings and 10 body 4 member of a horticultural society asks. When WAS the earliest fall ofwhich |lhere is any account = Ne should think |,ha, the fall of Adam was the earliest. Barnes. the Kentucky reviNali-, failed lto reform indianapolis. and I, is- s,,,,i-tiiat |the good man IS beginning to believe tha, some things are impossible. even wlih the Lord.
 An Arkansaw officer who sho, a: his son and wounded a stranger. turned to the victim and said Il hope ,ha, you'll excuse me SIT. didn', intend ,o be im- polite
 How q carrier. in thrown. t newsp2- per over transom. can always manage to make il fall in pail oi water .s some thing that Cannot be explained ty modern philosophers.
 Anexchansc says. " Alr. Robert Jones the other day killed ] snake with sun eighteen fec, long. \ sen eighteen feet long is an extraordinary member of the hrearrn family
 "Wha, arc to become of our daughters asks magazine writer. some of them will get married but qCi;e a number ot them, we fear will flil to marry and be- ccmc man ha.crs
 The oldcs, man n ken:uck! IS sad to be Craddoek of the Paris Itat hrn- fHrkiaa. He was not acquainted with Daniel Boone, bu, his younses, grandson was intimate with the famous bao kwood>- man.
 If Coup's circu, had been attached before paving our advertising bill of nye dollars and three ,icSel," wrote an Ark ansaw editor we should have been mad. but as il IS. we sympa,hise with Mir, Coup
 The New York ,>un published ar edi,o- nal the other day headed 4 few Ia, Questions. We didn't read inc artlcle but of course the questions were addressed to the Irish. In d day or two the Sa1 should publish '' A few Mike Replies
 4 Russian poe, ha. pres-a.et .ais af whom he is eaamorvt >et of AI~ 0oTA> bound inasAe >k-C qf ai, own .ea. Nsss,h was smpulatei some HsSlth> ago -f ssH<>
 What allowing. aieran lcsaeN. N g4r,s she would ihlnk mars 9t t.ss sksH m f'lc ot.i side of the beoks than ot his b-3ln n ts, .n 'erior ofIhem.-faH Rt-st f.ft.sase
 Not necessarily. for sor,c o; ;he best books are bound ' Russian calf
 Who are me mashed writers of Amer iea :" asked d youas mar of his father. looking up from h'erag entleism he had been reading. he mashed wrl,-rs. = replied the father. ahose contributions were always returned with thanks are the
 that Is the finished writers of Amenca are the dead ones
 An Arkansaw boy who had been reading humorous paper. remarked ,o hls father. wao was in the field, - oradllns' -hea, Say. pap. why does your cradle GU, un- willingly: Because Us dull. lreckon. - replied the old ma... '' No" sai1 the boy:
 because il goes asainsl the gram The old man droppe the cradle. went ,o the house and sen: the following :o ,he hu- morous, paper: Stop sendin' ,ha: shoe, to my boy. He didn't have much sense