The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-02-23
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word
CoboEb. said sunday school
l.ay slguly spelling tout coat u many
collars ahy dil d, have 40 many collars,
teacher; So they conld lih him ont Of
tue seli easy
AZ tehAnge speaks clan armiess pen.
iaan WHO has written long story with
his toes That Is really nothing.
Uncle Toms Cabin was written by HAr-
ria noecAef toe
Ono 9th experts AT Washington said
'Ae c0uldnt understand Guiteau The
sheriff may not understand the assassin,
olthers but il is hoped that he will soon
get tie hang Of him.
say said the city youth, to the
modest country man, hay seed out o.
your hair YETI" wall. was the deliber.
ate reply = Jedge not.from the way the
calves run after me.
4 Virginia paper tells Of a venerable
negro who has been found in Dinwiddie
county, one hundred and thirty years old,
and says that he is "spryer than most men
At one hundred and twenty
man intrnded into an Irishmans
shanty the other day "what do you
vsuii asked Pat Nothing, was the
visitors reply "'rhen you'll find it in
The jug where the whisky was,
A man in Brooklyn knocked another
msn down IN the street last Sunday for
calling hima miserable sinner, which |
was exactly what the first man had Just
been calling himself in church.
The bees are swarming, aud there's
no end to them, said farmer Jones, com.
Ing into the house, His little boy George
came ia d second atteward and said there
was an end 70 one Of EN-, anyhow, aud it
was red hot too
The latest invention is the ice pad. 1t
is 70 keep man from breaking his watch
crystal when he slips up on the icy side
walk. While other pads are worn on the
chest and liver, this one is not, Somehow
a man never falls on bis chest or liver
-~"fon have no ruins, no natural curios.
tiles IN this country" drawled Mr.. Oscar
Wildeto Mrs, Senator Pendleton at re.
ception. mo" replied the quick-witted
lady, but our ruins will come soon
enough and as 10 our curioaties. we i'm.
port them
Mamma, is the old hen going to be
sent away for the summer" mo, Charlie,
bnt why do yon ask21 well, | heard
papa tell the new govcrness that they
would have fine time when he sent the
old hen away for the summer. Mamma
rut little Charlie to bed.
Some people will never get through
asking foolish questions New York
paper asks, WAS Grant surprised at
Shiloh?" We don't know how twas at
Shiloh, but Grant was very much surpris-
cd At Chciego He was more than sur
drised. He was shocked.
The old man sighed as he took the
golden haired. laughing boy upon his
knees and stroking his shining tresses,
said. Glow should like to feel like a
child again. Little Johnnie ceased his
J laughter, and looking soberly up into his
grandtather's face, remarked "Then why
don't you get mamma TO spank you?',
One Sunday night during service
west side clergyman noticed several Of his
congregation doing and one man 10 par.
iicular was snoring vigorously, The
preacher paused in his discourse and point
ng to him said. "Will some one stop
hat mans snonng' | fear he will keep the
rest o. the congregation awake
"A widow called a, the scalptors stu.
lio to zee bust Of her husband. II can
'hango 1t any particular that you desire.
madame said the artist The widow re.
larlod IT with fearful eyes IKE nose is
arge" "a large nose is an indication Of ]
goodness responded the artist The
sidow wiped away her tears, and sobbed
Well, then, make the nose larger
a little girl was presented with ca.
larry o. Sunday, and, after bes,owing the
riti her uncle said, well, Ehe. sup. /,
nose yonr bird will sing only hymns to-
lay Il know he will. said the demure Ki
little miss. who Lad recently been reading y
bout song birds and their habits. n
What makes you 40 sure ofng" cunously
,sEed the gigcr "'Cause it's him bird. e
vas the naive reply.