Nebraska advertiser., 1882-08-03

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version under the revivalism of Barnes,
and were taken to the river for bap-
tism The Warden, though protesting
that he did not doubt the sincerity OF
their repentance, escorted them with a
strong guard armed with rifles. 49, Cour-
fer-JOUrRdt.
The Newark Journal publishes a
poem addressed "To an Assassin. :"
That's right! Assassins deserve pun
ishment. Address your poetry TO them
boston Post.
Protect the Women.
Naturally pale invalids can he greatly i'm
proved in health and appearance, the mind ard
body strengthened, by using DIR. Guysott's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1t brightens
the eyes, gives rosy cheeks, and creates per-
feet picture of health, strength and beauty
1t is woman's best friend for relieving the
many weaknesses incidental to female life.
If you are weak, nervous and debilitated, or
suffer from dyspepsia, it will surely cure yogl,
THERE shouldn't be mu4 Hanger to a fory
eigner in the streets of Alexandria. A man
ought to be able to keep dark in Egypt.
Mr.. SAMUEL A. DENTON, of Lebanon, o.,
writes: "My wife has for years been great
sufferer from female diseases Her health
was very poor, and her blood full of impure
ties. She complained Of pains about the loins
and back; and would sometimes keep her bed
for days. / gave her Dr. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla, which helped her great
ly from the start, and now l never saw her
skin so fair her lips SO red, or her cheeks so
rosy. She attends TO her homework herself
now, and never hear her complain"
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THE poet who sweetly referred to the "sgh.
ing of the Winds" should go out West and
experience a sighclone. PhaadcLpIia Bulletin.
Personal.
The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, will
send Dr. Dyes celebrated Electro-Noltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
to men young or old who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
of vitality and manhood. Address as above.
n. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed.
MUSTARD yellow is the name of a new col
or. Worn as trimmings to corn beef and
greens polonaise it is too lovely.
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OLD CRUSTY, who has two pretty daugh
ters, says he has kept bulldog for years for
the express purpose of distributing the Sun.
day males.
"IT is hardly fair in you to steel my thun,
der" as the cloud remarked TO the lightning
rod. son, shall draw it mild, )" the rod re-
piled
THE Third Avenue Horse Railroad of New
York has had to pay $4,000 for Cripping q
boy. The price of a full-grown New Yorker
has heretofore averaged only about $50, but
OF course everything is going up in price
DetrOu Free Press.
Go and see aladdin" and envy the girls
their cool costumes Boston Post. If you
want 10 see Aladdin cool costume, go TO any
river bank. PhRadetphjd Ne,JS.
AS to "what Is rarer than a day In June ~
! the Boston Advertiser replies taking their
number into consideration, day in Feb
ruary" Aud so it Is in other respects, for
some OF them are positively raw.
| BE sure and have a little hole in each of
! your hy-screens then the hys can get out OF
the room when they are tired of staying in -
HARRINGTON HaWkeye.
SAID EDITH: "Mr. souires told me last
night when was out walking with him that
lie would never marry.n Said Alice: Gle
said the same TO me when ! was with him the
! night before, but he mentioned your name
immediately afterward.
WHEN boatman breasts the breakers and
the white foam breaks from the bow like cas-.
cades OF cream, 1t is not wholly inappropriate
70 say that his scOw gives milk.
sTATIsTICIAN computes that $50 tons OF
human hair annually change hands in France
1t Is impossible to give the figures in this
country as the Indians keep no records, De
tTOH Post.
a YOUNG lady being told by a friend that
silk dresses were very much worn, said that
she knew IL, for hers had two or three holes
in IT,
ALWAYS look ON the right side. A mighty
ugly hired girl can RUG the bell for mighty