South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-06-09
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RoMNEY. FRIDAY, JUNE 9, lss2

the United S,stes. TIE people of
Sharonvillc. Ohio. were surprised when
Mcbride, aged 40 married Mrs. Ros,er
aged T6, bu. not when lie disappeared
with her $500. The English sub.
scripticn for the revised Version Of the
New Testament was over ,eoO. eco.
secret is too little for one. enough
Tor two, and Too sUch for three. That's
true Turnover collars, with tancy
neck ribbons. are fashionable for Young
ladies'. Mrs. Carlyle used to scrub
floors TO quiet her nerves; and recon-
mend the plan to American lsdics.
Happiness is something TO hope for anl
something TO love- The census SITS
tistics show that the newspapers of the
United States consume SO 0S3 tors Ct
paper Ia year. Cham bersburg, Pa,
Valley !Spira ssys Cotswald eve be-
longing 10 Mr.. JosEPa Il. REBoK, OF
Lurgan township. gave birth on the 25.h
OF last November 10 two lambs and 90
the second Of May last TO three more
doing well Every man is OCCASIONAL
!y what he ought 10 be psrpe,ually -.
When you want to get rid OF the ,roub-
IL of waiting on customers when you
want TO so out OF business with stool;
on hand F.; when yea want TO completely
die with your business, then and not
until then, should you stop advertising
The coinage at the Pnilsd llpL;s
miat during May aggregated $4,000
pieces, valued c. sc. 6S2, 500 80. Il 10 s.
good thing to learn caution by tue mis-
fortunes OF others. Bear lhis Ia mind.
.--.ln Baltimore. on the 30th ul,, SA-
kAI BEcKHARDT, Iswess, agsd njue.
cen years. committed suicide b. shoot
ing herself wtL pistol through the
right temple, dying within ten minutes.
1t is sthssd that she went 10 a picnic
yesterday sud did not return homo un-
Ill this morning, when her mother toll
her il her father knew she was OF. all
night ke would Kill her. The girl sn-
swered. i vii! save father that trouble
and immediately went up stairs, 90.
her fathers pistol, END shot heraslf. -.
about forty pcieobs we're discharged
tom the government printing Office GU
"Wednesday of last week, owing 10 the
ila1'tsd amount OF funds on hand. II is
rumored that several changes in tho
clerical force will take place The lstler
part CT June. ~: j. with happiness
AS with watchee the less complicated
tia lcss easily dersuged 49,. IA Indian
apollo preacher has been preeen;al With
lsir ofsleeTe buttons by a well known
! gambler, because ho ssid in sermon
that Common gamblers were DO worse
thsn speculstors in stocks =. Let no
one overload you with favors; you vii
had 1t an insUh:rsble burden. lie
Is great man, indeed, vho csn sa.
crihce everything aud say nothing 80.
RiCuASD Keller, q farmer Of Moore
county. \. e., went TO tie mill with
Loaf OF corn on Thursday, taking Lis
two sous With bin. Oae boy fell aslceD
and was sUelhersd by the bsgs falling
upon him. While tbs father was cxtti-
eating Kim, the other boy, who eapcd
out Of TIE wagon in fright vss kicked
by the horae and instantly killed. The
father, nearly orazed with grief, return
ei home with the bodies Of bic two sons
Oh the wagon When q young msn
With faint nustacbe ia sssn 10 bite it,
he is getting down in his mouth .
Take ,oor stand by the altar OF tru.h
] and be not led or driven thence by so-
psi1try o. by ridicnle BE-. . There arc To-.
900 pounds Of peppermint produced an
nually In the United States, and OF tEis
amount t6o-.Lirds - produce to Wayne
county, NoE York Re up and doing
Life is real, life is earnest Negligence
now may place The i1valusbls prize Of
immortality beyond your rsach forever.
no matter how muoh you may desire OF
strive horesftsr 10 attain it,. There 81
a good time coming fJr the long wool
rsisers, and the indications are IL is not
far off. Tie decrease IN the nam5 Dor O.
tie sheep in England, as shown by the
agricultural returns, il enormous. Since
1868 the number has fallen of 5,5ls.-
OOO, being moro Ga sn one fourth OF the
whole. WILLIAM G MADoRE, chisf
clerk in Rsltzsll {, Bouss's dry eoods
establishment, Cumserlaud, nd, wss
srres;ed on the 5lst ult., charged with
embc2z.ing shout $1,000 Of the FIRM.
funds. lie waived hearing, and 10 De.
fault Ol Tail wss committed 20 jail 80.
A promilng young man-Une who ia
engaged to adpzsn gitls go. Bir Lone
FELLOW wrote not long ago 10 a Young
correspondent: NO man, think. should