The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-08-20
Lucky to Lose Him.
IChicago Tribune.


 A good-looking young lady stood Tn ,be door of the editorial rooms and looked carefully around the apartment.
 II want 10 see an editor. she con- ,;nued-. the one that writes those lovely articles in the Sunday papers about satin 1e I.yon will be much worn this fall and .rape May fashionabies do no; consider striped ba,hing-sul;s fashionable. and all those other sweet editorials about people xho are going away for the summer. and ~yenthing like that. you know.
 ii guess you are looking for the society eiytor." said the horse repaE;eF He k ou, iust now. but II you wanted to know when Goldsmith Maid irotted ln c:io I-2 ar what the tao-niic secoga .sas ;:; .S--> could tell you Ill about 1t. What was t YOU wanted to see the society editor about"
 Well" said ,he young lady. :" l really hate 10 tell you about thls matter. but mamma said ihe best way wauld be to so right to newspaper and see what had better do. because ever since papa died se haven't had any man to put Us rlsh, about such things. and mamma thinks ius, as do that IT Il case ike tlls man N0Alu CNNi eP iais4t IT 44i3sAN siEts tp ugh; an what WAS best to do. because women. you know. always lei thclr feel Xinns run away with then d.mrni. and / frequently make mistakes IT matters that perhaps affect ,heIr whole future existence. told mamma that Il seemed awful queer to me to talk ,o a str lnse man about any such thing as ihls. bat she sad cdllef> were persons of great <petIencc and sntc dear papa WAS dead | would be a good Geal better to ind oui what some man ot (eNperienee though, abou; | before wen, any further.
 Were you able to talk when papa hid the last hurdle. inquired the reporter
 "Oh. yes. was nearly nine when he died
 Your father must have of : large property:'
 Well. he did. fcplle4 ,hc sirl. = bu, what made YOU think so:.
 "Oh nothing. replied St IalIeu's friend. onls have na;tl cd that lucky men are generally sieh.
 Well. of eaurse dou know anything about that" sad the No.u. Ia.1. :. bui anyhow mamma thought had better >ce SomA of you gentlemen .1bog; my affair. 1 anS in love. YOU knn->. wth young man. and We arc corrcspondh, risi1i along. but he doesn't seen ta sfess ,snA about wiIa. l nm ttlIukT1g 1t,ett:. yt';. knew, aisti mamma says that prohab'x my letters aren quitc tender eisoss-,i.. and ], seemed te me that an edEiag ougtI, to ktf,',s ahou; l anything like thst.
 Did you csc. try the blank ,-hctWcen- the-stars racket asked the horse reper- ter
 The what =
 The blanks -bctwccn-th -the->tars racket. That's d daisv and unless ,his N"aus fel- low IS pretty ily the chances ale tha, Nou will land him on the ngst throw. have seen some pretty Misc young men % agalnSt tha, desdftil and .,c, e.,aEfli-i4oi dry goods clerks or any sHeh tl.,le-papef ducks as those. Noa &'5s'W. oUt t11Ss tittf had been ou, 5ffer c rtr-fs't,, i.-f-,eYet,t. consecutive nigill~. and "ere posed to be right in the l..'t' af '''e F7eess>'.n al the time.
 lin sure Gea': ku58 riIa. 4oa mean. sait. ihe .eas, i..z. ~hat MI ;n this
 :. Racket. sussse-fesi lne Fe,ateer.
 Racket. confirmed the 3aaas laaV. :. ii yo,r wl.l ,e3l ..le .shna; <.
 Well. sad ias haf>e #fepsf.s.r. 'he next time NeJ asee ta fJa1i lcri. et has- ever his rame#.,. Nsj s.-t fe !, te h.m strong abous ..,e= e.e..; fs,~-.--a aaat your heart hulo~ie; Ii a3 :. he..ti ina, h4> never before knaa#. ss 54ra | ea, ,o beiar- ,ured hy do,.5t- .tl.s. t4a,s, taa. ! z ole an shom the pr e.e-> ', >src si it~ lefe WAS set IT .h, i,t= '..=sl.,#ta.l ,nthaf iese.. unworthy ot the ;ti~t fte. ND il 9.Vo :, b.ryn. 'Ials e1iI ,s..i,e etN ae.#. and then ,s'..e :.ls3c .. '.n ,s.. where hv hycs. Say iht, fa;is-,.t 8.s.ssl ( il.: Vauid be an and waste ,.Flal1 ..tt-e Aafa HS sands iay tae a.,.,. ,.>eis.asss .t ...t. ..i1a Hope. fhs, he 'e,tet comes rom a.tG ..s= .'.9-i.- i~eca-the-,,.,s- a# tle dark and chcesi-s >e.at ..e ness on either >s le.-
 Do you thub tie' esa5. haze ne ie- sired result asked f.ge -tr.
 Ii Ii docsa :. -ep : tie ha:se tcpar- Ter. you are l.. ks Fi-e h.as.