The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1882-01-06
TONGUE TORTURE.

4 SCHOOL TEACHER's EXERCISE IN ENGLISH
The reader Of the FREEMAN who can rro-
perly pronounce the following words, which
we clip from the Journal Of E9,cotion. NAV
consider himself OF herself a phenomenon
zone enervatiug morning, just after the
rise or the sun. a youth bearing the cuUu0-
men Of Calico ciideG iu his ronfus over the
legendary waters Of the leihrau Thames -
He was accompanied by Isis allies and coad-
tutors, the doloIous Pepvs and the erudite
ChoimoUdeley, the most cCmhatiye ari~t0-
crat eEtant, and an eUicurran who. Tor
learned vagarieS and revOitiUg discrepancies
If character, would take precedence of the
most erudite Of all Areonagifa Hterafi.-
These sacTilecious drdmCtis DeTsssae were
discussing in detail n suggestive and fy11suS-
tive address, delivered from the Urusreuium
box of the C0iisthenic LycPum by a notable
fUaucjtr ON obligatory hvdI0Uathv a.. no
ceSsorv to the irrevoca he and irrprar., ,,la
doctrine Of evolution, which had been vpha o.
NJ i-'atlV UanPCVIiZnd hv q SD'eUptic Professor.
Of acoustfcs a,l@ simultaneously denounced
by n r0mpaisant opponent as an uudemon-
Strated romance Of tie last dpcaae. amenabIe
to no reasoning. however aIi0nathic outs |E-
of its lamentahle cuvirons. These ppremu-
tory tripdrtite brethren arrived at Green
wjch, wishing to agEraudizn themselves by
iHdui2iUg in exemplary rPiaXation. Indicate
r. of implacaAie CefesfatiOn Of integral ter
Eihti~t'i'H anu tAfitt'IIt intrigue. 'ILA-
fIateruizrd with a pbreHOlooicaI harlequin
who was conHoi~seuT iu mezZotiut and ial-
cGUrF. This piquant person was h-auing
confumeiy apd Sca'hing raiiinry ou an anna
teur in jugu'ar recitation who held that tie
PharauhS of Asia We're cunv-rsaut with his
theory That morphine and Quiuine were pxnr-
ciSts Of bronchitis Meanwhile, the leisure
" Augustine, of COckhurn, drank from a
toTtoise-sheil waSs2ii cup to the health OF an
apctheosZed recUsant, who was his Su1lerrr-
ogatoTy patron, and an assistant rpcavuiz-
an ce In the immObiie nomenclature of inter
StItual molecular pbunicS. The contents of
the vase proving SoporItir, stpiid plebriau
took from its ceTemeuis q hpnldiC yio.nn-
cello, and, assisted by pietIoric diurp-4p
from Pail Mall, who performed on "a ~nnor-
Gus uiaUp.0Tte, proceeded to wake the clam
goruuS echoes Gf tine Eupyrlan. They bads
the uro.iN Caucasian gentleman not 60 mis-
constTue their IneXorahle demands, while.
they ained on acciimated anchOvios and aprj-
cot trUftiPs and had for dessert wiSaari.'s 8
pharmacOpHi5. Thus the truculent Pytha-
g0Ieans had a novel Tepa~t ii for tup yG.I-
On the SuASjdence of the feast they altprug-
ted between soft luguors and isolated
scenes of squalcr, which followed Me"lan-
Ist s reconnaissance OF the IMAGERY of Hiram
us, the legend OF whose inaogrito related Ia
q poniard wound in tie abdomen. received
while cutting a sWath in the interests OF tel
eglaphy and postHumGus cal ligrapEv. Mean
time an nnctuOus orth0epist applied q home
PaIhic restorative 10 the retiua of an obiuga-
tory spaniel CD8med DJuieD. and tried 60
perfect he cons trurti0D of beHem0th which
had got mjret in pygmeau slough while list
ening to the eleEiac soUgldng OF the prehis-
tUTic wind,