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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04
Written TO- the Sunday Morning Bsz"o.
JOHN.
IN JOHN.

'Ti- John" snd John from morn ri We.
III not from eve iill dawn,
boy might Just a. veil y, dead
The way they all 60 On.
can't so out to ran a rarr
With Dsighbor Tay l"i'- Don
BuI some one here a. home IN. 4 caIl.
'f", loh-h come here. YOU .i0hH -.
And then. becau>. I don't reply
With voice ~ loud and high.
A. tho ] meant Io raise the deal.
Or reach up tn the Ky.
They scream, '.y"u John. I'll maxi -. hear
IL ! come there 10 yOu.
A gai i, Whist you need. NY hoy,
And You will get il, too -
Then, too. ii any mischief d"n.--
The peach preserves hall gone
Or paper slippers Oh the eat.
They lay il ou To John
Ii sister Emma's TONY heau-
Forgetting It's a sin
Rips cut aud swvar>. because ne sits
Upon crooked pin
II j. no Use for me Ia SPEAK
Of PLAYING ON the lawn:
They all declare. With ole accord.
Twas naughty, naughty John"
Aud so il zoe, think Ill leave
And run away to >ea
DIR. shoot Wild injun> on the plains
Aiding with Buffalo X.
Ii rani't be iheIe-hell", what nov
tpS f"r ',.s, ! swan,
Aud in il tops and marble. both
This tiiue, L m glad 1 m John
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04
OUT AT THE HOSPITAL.
A Visit There Yesterday by q
BazOO COndOler-Recent Ar
rivals-Landscape Gar
dening.

q The BAZOO does not neglect that big
brick building wherein are TO be found the
manned, the halt and the sick, victims of
/ the cruel cars or some unforeseen accident
| by life on the rail.
/ Yesterday a visit was paid to the "bOys"
by representative OF this paper and he
was rejOiced to find all. even the worst cases.
! getting along splendidly This is due
! largely to the skillful treatment and nurs-
ing, but the genial weather should receive
some credit also.
The latest arrivals are:
Thomas Carmody. section labOrer, from
Merrimac, who, while placing rail in
position, had his right bend crushed He
arrived Friday night.
William McClain, brakeman. running
with Conductor Harry Manning. He had
his right hand crushed while coupling An
engine to a car. Came from DenisOn yes
terday.
Frank Lloyd got tired of the presence Of
tramp in box car, and so kicked the
cuss of. In doing this Frank found the latter
end OF that tramp as hard as bumper, and
the result was he sprained his ankle
Frank should select some softer place next
time whereon to plant his foot. He runs
with Conductor Chedell. and came in from
kirkwood Yesterday morning.
The reporter was shown what Is intend
ed to be very handsome reception room.
1t is the first room to the left, as YOU enter
the main building, and is now being fitted
up. The walls and ceilings are covered
with handsome decorative paper, with q
maroon border. The woodwork is to be
grained with black walnut, and the panels
with French walnut. Gold and ebony fur
niture with plush upholstering, marble
top center table and large mirror, will
give an added chseriness to the roOm,::The
papering is done by f. X. Hulland. and
the granting by Oscar Swineford, both of
the h. Il L. paint shop This work re-
fleets great credit on these young men, and
is an indication that they are very fine
artists.
In the rear OF the reception room is one
to be fitted up for library for the use of
the hospital patients. Here will be kept
all the latest papers, periodicals, and such
hooks as will entertain and instruct. Out
in the yard Superintendent Wesson was
found bOssing the putting up of a wire
fence. The reporter offered his services,
but they were sarcastically declined, and
he left instanter. That fence will blow
down in less than a week.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

-Victorien SardOu is the best known Of
all the French dramatists of the day, both
in and out of France. He is a prolific
author, having written nearly fifty plays
in about quarter of a century. One
fourth of this number may be said to have
been great successes. Nearly One-half of
his plays have been performed. at one time
and another, on the American stage. NJ.
Sardou is a member of the French Acads-
my. He is very rich, and is fifty years of
age He owes his wealth and the honor Of
seat among the forty French immortals
to his plays.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04
W-'ten for the SUNDAY Morning Bszoo.
I.ONGFELlOW.
By ROSA PEAEIk

0sI OF the eloquent Past where ne wrought
out Of the present. wet with our tears
sadly the song OF the Reaper is heard,
Toning tn. diIge Oi the desola;e ears.
softly il tells of the glow Of the moru
Filled by tn sunshine and thrilled by the birds
Waving the JOY and the lathos OF life
into q web of the tendrrest words
haas.-> sing where the noon Wa sublime
Crowned as a king with the laurel ami palm
Touching the heart with magical skill,
breathing divinity there in palm;
stopped with the and the gloom in the west
Only grave where the living nav tread
tnir handful of dust unto duSt-Ionef.Ilnw
-e--pins, but never more dead.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04
SOLD THEM ALL.
The Man Mcintyre the Grimmest
Joker Who ever Struck Sc
dalla-He Z axes the Cake.

The neatest piece of jugglery which has
been played on the police and reporters of
this city Tor great many moons. was that
one played by the fellow who claimed to
have been robbed and denuded in q box
car on last Friday evening, just about the
twilight hour, but which he could not
make known until darkness had thrown it's
mantle over the earth.
Our Saturday morning papers came
out strong and. glaring in this
sensational matter, browning their ac-
counts with striking head lines that blind
man could read 1t was 'fat take" for
there had been a dearth of news for several
days, the like of which was almost UMPIRE
cedented. Even the police were getting
lonesome, and were anxious for something
to turn up.
That fellow Mcintyre told a plausible
story, and the officers only did their duty
i'm searching for the villains, as likewise
did the reporters in duly interviewing and
writing him up.
But, holy Moses wasn't that q SELL And
didn't the police wish, yesterday, that they
could lay hands on that man. He would
have been stripped, sure enough and we'll
bastinadoed. and don't you fail to write
Imagine Officers Holland and belong
trotting around over about ten miles Of
territory with that fellow ambling along
with them in DR.. Bowers big breeches and
pair of boots seven numbers too large
for him. What sight was that, my
cOuntrymen.
And then to think that it was all
CHASTITY, anticipated ApriI-fool joke. Well,
now, laugh some more. Why, that fellow
went into Main street saloon Friday,
and begged a drink; then he went. over
across the track to a dive, where he was
stripped and thrown into outer darkness.
This is, in brief, the story of McIntyre's
sad experience in Sedalia. He came here
without cent, played it fine on police and
reporters, and Yesterday morning walked
out of town, after having recovered his
own suit of clothes. Let US 90 out and
weep, gentlemen of the press.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

The only bitters and the only prepare
ton OF iron that gives complete satisfac-
ton is Browns Iron Bitters. 1t contains
no alcohol. 1t does not blacken the teeth.
1t gives real strength.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04
A Foolish Mistake.

Don't make the mistake of confounding
a remedy of merit with quack medicines.
We speak from experience when We say
that Parker's Ginger Tonic is a sterling
health restorative which will do all that is
claimed for it. We have used it ourselves
with the happiest results for rheumatism
and when worn ont by overwOrk. See ad-
observation-disclosures,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

Charlie Ballou, former clerk at the
Garrison house, but more recently filling .
similar position at Jefferson City, has re-
turned to his first love, and has accepted
the position made vacant by the resigna-
ton of Mr.. Newsom at the Garrison.
Charlie has friends without number here,
and with the travelling public he stands
second to none. Welcome home, son.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04
REQUITAL.

/ REQUITAL.
iwRIIIEN BEHIND 1HE BARS!
! Cold and dumb and blind within me-
! At the setting of the sun,
Lay my soul amid the ruins
OF life for ave undone;
Gathering shadows fell around ME.
Wild winds with direful cry
| Fled before the desolatiOn
| OF the weary earth and sky.
On the dim dismantied threshold.
| With their faces in the dust,
| Wept the sweet attendant angels.
Human Love and Human Trust:
Clothed in sackcloth and in ashes.
U the hopes forever dead.
Murmured they in voiceless sorrow.
That would not be cOmiOrted.
Blacker fell the night and wilder
Swept the winds with dismal roar.
While nv soul lay spent and fainting
Meath the heavy cross she bore
Deaf to comfort. blind. dispairing.
With passion beyond tears.
Prone she groveled mid the shattered
Idols of the wasted wears.
Till voice athwart the darkness
Thrilled me like trumpet call:
Though the mills OF God grind SLOWLY
Yet they grind exceedingly small :"
In His hidden hand the balance
OF just avenging fate,
Weighs the wrongs His righteous iudgmen,
Sure will cancel, soop or late.
Vain answered are the Judgment,
OF the fate that tarries long.
What if heavens just requital
Falls In vengeance on the strong
Will the daisies blossom brighter.
Will the grasses greener grow
Ger the broken heart that mouldered
Into ashes long ago?
Never i'm the long hereafter.
Will the circling reasons bring
To my life all gloom -enshrouded
Clean Of morn or hint of spring:
Never shall my wrong be righted
Till the hills like dreams have fled
Till the rolling sums have vanished.
And the seas give up their dead.
March 18th. 1882. b. JENNINGS.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

sacred trust. commit to them the care OF
my aged mother She whose destiny has
been so closely linked with mine thorough
my eventful life. and who has suffered 30
much and so long. She is 80 frail, so feeble
and she will totter amongst you till get
back, if she lives. Ii she lives till | get
out III be happy-if not can never get
over it. o, then. may the great and just
God warm your hearts toward my old
mother, that You may keep her cheerful
until return redeemed, regenerated and
diserthralied from all evil habits. Nav
God bless YOU all. j. Il. JENNINGS.
The following is the poem:
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

A NASAL INJECTOR free with each
bottle of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price
80 cents. For sale by all druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

-Button-hole bouquets are cheap, now
that the peach trees are in bloom.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-04

lazy items OF interest suitable for this depart
ni.lL, from Sedalia neighboring places, are It,
spNetfully solicited. We want vivacious, active
ana cneery lady correspondent in all the neigh Dor
ing owns tributary To Sedalia. Address all such
Communications 10 Rosa PeaTie, society reporter
Ba1U0 Office Sedalia Mo
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
Making Frost Enrich the Soil

Mr.. Orange Judd writes as follows
in the american 4gricmtnrist for
December upon the important action
Of frost upon soils:
In frozen, compact, wet soil, the
icy layer formed acts as a non conduc-
tor of heat, preventing its escape; and
and such soils do not freeze and tliaw
deeply, and less new plant food is sup
piled. If before it freezes solid We
pillow or spade the ground into a Loose
condition, the frost will penetrate far
deeper, and the soil be richer in plant
food for the next Summers crop. Deep
dead burrows or drains made in wet
fields of winter wheat, rye, and grass,
have like beneficial effect. But more
important still is another benefit of
removing all standing water from
around plants and roots remaining in
the ground during freezing weather.
While, as stated above, most solid sub
stances are contracted by cold, a soil
saturated with water expands the same
itself The greatest cold will kill the
roots of hardy crops like wheat, rye,
and grass, but the expansion of the
wet soil one eighth Of its bulk rends
and tears their roots Two or three
alternate freezings and thawings of
the ground, if wet, will do far more
harm to winter crops than the longest,
severest steady winter ever known
The important lesson Taught by this
is: be sure to clear out dead burrows
and their outlets now, and again early
in spring, so as to drain off all stand
ing water to point below the main
roots of the plants. 1t also shows one
great benefit of draining all cultivated
land which holds water during winter
and spring.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
farmfrs' Column.
Fall Notes for Husbandmen

AS the season has arrived when cur
ing meat is IN order, we publish as Of
old our famous receipt for curing beef
pork, mutton, hams, &c, as follows
To one gallon of water, take l.
pounds of salt, ] pound of sugar,
ounce of saltpetre, ounce Of potash
In this ratio the pickle can be in,
creased to any quantity desired Let
these be boiled together until all dirt
from the sugar rises to the top and is
SKINNED off. Then throw it in a tut
to cool. and when cold pour it over
your beef or pork. The meat must
be we'll covered with pickle, and
should not be put down for at least
two days after killing, during which
time, it should be slightly sprinIed
with powdered saltpetre, which re-
movs all the surface blood &C., leav
ing the meat fresh andaclean. Some
omit boiling the pickle, and find it to
answer well, though the operation OF
boiling purifies the pickle by throw ing
off the dirt always to be found in salt
and sugar. If this receipt is strictly
followed, it will require only single
trial to prove It's superiority over the
common way or most ways putting
down meat, and will not soon be aban-
ed for any other. The m at is un.ur-
passed for sweetness, delicacy AMI
freshness of color.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
Look to the Implements

We desire, at this season OF the year,
to say hat it is a lamentable fact that
many farmers lose as much from a want
of proper care OF implements and ma
chinery as from the actual wear-and
tear of them. Repeated wetting and
drying injure, sooner or later, any kind
of wood work; the moisture getting
into the cracks soon begins the work
of decay. This may De prevented by
the timely and occasional application
of some cheap paint Much ha. been
said and written upon the value OF
LIGHTHOUSES, and il is ha div necessary
for Us to a Ill our mite tn the general
array; but provling Il tool house Is
not all that should be done, if the
shovels, spade. and forks are brought
into it with the dirt sticking to them.
and in that condition are allowed To
remain through the winter, or until
they are AMIN aseleI ~ , nrac.ieal
farmers know how much better a
bright pillow turus the furrow, how
much easier it is on the team and
driver, and yet they will bring their
plows and harrows in every fall with
the rtthick upon them, and let them.
be so until again wanted, entailing a
great deal of injury.
There are various mixtures which
might be applied to the iron to pre-
vent rus'ing, the cheapest of which 10
common (unsalted) grease. \ better
article may be found by melting to
gether six pound of fresh mot salted)
lard and two Of rosin. An old iron por
is good thing to keep and compound
the mixture in. As soon as a tool is
done being used for the season, clean
it off and give it coat of this mix
ture and even if it remains undisturb.
ed for years it will come out as bright
as when put away. Implements pro-
perly cared for will not only last near
ly twice as long as when this is not
the case, but, as we sill before, the,
are far better in every way.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
TERMS OF ADVERTISING per inch

Special Notices preceding marriages and
i'aths, Will he charged - per cent in aidi-
zion to above rates
Legal Advertisements at rates provided by
Law
Business Cards not exceeding FIVE line. :
per year. Every additional line f:ty cents
Business No'ice, inserted tn tls ns,r, column
mi all no''css dssignsd 10 promote t,sf,riirl "a
'sres'S, actI he ehIrd>d at the rate Of tfy cent.
or tie 7rsi l'7s aaiirn cent, fer each succeeding
Inc for one lssk
All accounts Tor advertiser. are due n the
time Of the first insertion OF the advertisement
Advertisements should - marked the length
a time u IT, inserted otherwise they will D,
continued til. forbid, or At the option OF III,
publisher ane charged accordingly
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
Terms to Mail Subscribers
NOTICE..

HAVlNG been appointed Constable for
/ Aliens Fresh district, and having given
n good and undoubted bond, am NOW pre-
pared to attend to all business entrusted 10 nv
care, in any part of the county.
Intending to give the office my entire servi
ces. shall be prepared to execute all writs
and summons with promptness and dispatch
and make speedy returns of all monies collect
ed
| can be found at Aliens Fresh at all times
heR aet ssiis hss
All claims left with Judge ] John 7. Cotton, will
receive prompt attention. | solicit share OF
business in my line and promise to give general
satisfaction. GEORGE l.. IOE.
aug lStf.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
THE GRAND NEW BOOK
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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1882-12-15
Spring & Summer Millinery,
JUST RECEIVED.
-
Mrs. J. v. sMOOT. Por, Tobacco. MI

d ESPECTFULLY invites the attention ~
n the Ladies to her stock Of NEW NIILI-
merry and FANCY GOODS, at her residence
on the square In one Of the wings Of the Indian
King. She names, in part, the following -
All STYLES of trimmed and untrmmei Hats
and Bonuets; Flats, Sunshades and Lakeside;
Ribbons; American ana French Flowers: Laces
imitation and real; lace and silk Necktjrs; Lace
Bibs Italian and thread La~cs hemstitched
and plain Handkerchiefs; Hamburg ElgingS;
she'll, gilt, pearl and jet Ornaments; Switches,
Plaiis Braids. Collars and Cuffs of all kinds
and shape; Colarets, Cuff, aud Ratings: Nett;
Velings: Skirt Protectors; Pins; Fancy Soaps,
Tuck Combs, Skirt Braids, Bustles, Corsets,
Belts, Towels, Buttons, &c, &c
She will take and execute orders for ORES
MAKING.
Port Tobacco, 1878.
The Republican journal., 1882-06-22
Hannah and 1 Are In.

Hannah and I've lived separate now,
Nigh fifteen years and ten,
And its kinder struck us both somehow.
We'd try il together agen
But were sorter stuck about the way
To begin the old life new,
We stumbled once so nightly
We want ter start her true.
Yer see thought it awful strange
For Hannah ter claim her way,
Cause | sposed the thing was all arranged.
When she promised ter obey.
An its cost me er sight NV pain ter reach
The facts as they are ter-day,
The words is only 'fgger NV Speech
While the truth is 'tother way.
Now Hannah, she said. she's willin' ter give
Ter me just half IVY the line,
SO as long as we two opposite lived
We might pull tergether in time.
But no. said. I'm stronger than she
An She has sworn to obey.
SO. Jest SO longs strengths given ter me,
I'll run my house my way.
Thus Hannah an lived three years tergether.
Each pnlin' all the time.
She pullin one way an pullin tother
On the same piece NV line.
An ter them that's tryin' to live this way
Let it never be wonder
If Their line should part. some futur' day
An drop the two asunder;
An though Hannah an I've lived seprate, now
Nigh fifteen year an ten,
Its kinder struck us both somehow.
We'd try il tergether agen.
80 we've talked the matter over, quite,
An for once We two agree.
We're a goin' ter be married again trr-nght,
Jest as though we both was free.
For Hannah. She said. she seemed ter feel
(And blushed, yer see, quite red.
That the tother time ives only sealed
Ter-night we'd jest be we'd
50 We're gon' ter let old Parson Gerish
Hitch us up the new sorter way;
Were both ter promise ter love an cherish.
But neither agrees ter obey.
llannah'> ter boss the ship within
An''l'm ter boss it out.
An if ever we hit snag agcn
Wen stop an steer about.
50 III SAY ter We all, from arter ter-nght,
Both Hannah an I'll be in.
An the outlook ahead pears sorter bright
AFTER fifteen years an ten.