Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-02-20


book under has not dipped enough to save him.
ALWAYS REFREsHING.-A delicious odor is impaired
by Floreston Cologne which is always refreshing no
matter how freely used.
Afaire de coeur-A dog fight.
very bad girl-Em Bezzlement.
BE SENsIBLE.-You have allowed your bowels to
become habituay costve, your liver has become tor
pid, the thing ails your kidneys, and you are
just used up. Now be sensible, get package of
KidneyWort, take it faithfully and soon you will be
well man.-Aibany Argus.
Bologna is the link uniting man and beast.
The lame chimney swallow has defective flew.
A SURE CURE FOR PILEs.-Do you know what it is
to suffer with piles? If you do. you know what is
of the worst torments of the human frame. The most
perfect ever known is kidney-Wort. 1t cures
constipation and then its tonic action restores health
to the diseased bowels and prevents recurrence of
disease. Try it without delay. The dry and the liquid
are both sold by druggists Globe.
Psalm tunes should be played on upright piano.
Can you get people out safely in of fire ?"
Manager-"Havent had time to think of that getting
'em in is what interests me-"
WORD TO MoTHERs.-Mothers should remember
it most important duty at this to look after
the health of their families and cleanse the malaria
and impurities from their systems, and that nothing
will tone up the stomach and liver regulate the bow
els and purify the blood perfectly Parker's Gin
ger Tonic advertised in our columns.-Post. See
other column.
Women are not cruel by nature. We heard
ofone thoughtless enough to step on mouse
Wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whoopng cough, Group, influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
chest. so cents and 81 a bottle.
DR.. Holland wrote: There's song in the all"
Investigation would have shown him that the air was
in the song
Celebrated ElectroVoltaic Belts and other Electric
Appliances trial for thirty days young and
older persons who afflicted with debility,
lost vitality, etc., guaranteeing speedy relief and CON-
plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also for
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidney
difficulties ruptures, and many other diseases. Illus
! trated pamphlet sent Free Address Yoltac Belt Co.,
! Marshall, Mich.
1t has got that the daily paper is gradually
usurping the place of the sewing circle as dssemi
nator of news.
ELEGANCE AND PURITY.-Lades who appreciate
elegance and purity are using Parkers Hair Balsam
1t is the best article sold for restoring gray hair it,
original color, beauty and lustre.
The drummers of Chicago have a club The drum
mers of eastern cities a stick. They can maxi
noise enough with this.
"RoUeH ON RATs."-The thing desired found a
last. Ask druggists for Trough on Rats" 1t clear
out rats, MICE reaches, flies, bedbugs l5c boxes
for nervous debility and weakness of the gener;
tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express
$I.25, for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N J.
"BUCHUPAIBA."-New. quick, complete cure day
urinary affections, smartng frequent or difficult III
nation kidney diseases 81 at druggists. Prepaid /
express, SI25 for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N
A cat when pursued by ferocous dog may not
feeling quite well usual, but, nevertheless, 81
presents 4 fur-straight appearance.
Overworked men and women, persons of sedenta
habits and others whose system needs recuperatio
nerves toned. and muscles strenthened, should u
Browns Iron Bitters.
correspondent wants to know where the EXPIRE
sion ''et up" comes from. We believe it comes fro
the fellow who isn't top in the fight.
=, .'Gentlemen-Your Hop Btters have been of gre
value to me. was laid up with typhoid fever for
two months and could get no relief until tried 20
Hop Bltlers. To those suffering from debility or a
one IN feeble health. cordially recommend them.
G Stoetzel, 683 Fulton St., Chicago. H."
: 1t does aggravate a TO think that while
,. wife isn't afraid to tackle HIM and nearly yank
head off, she is madly terrorized by COW that he
e chase out of the yard at any time.
Terrible itching and scaly humors ulcers, sores a
scrofuous swellings cured by the Cuticura and CT
cura Soap (the great skin cures) externally, and CT
cura Resolvent (blood purfer) internally. Ask abb
O them at your druggists.
Death to rats, mice, reaches and ants; Parse
u Exterminaor. Barns. granaries and households Gle
:. ed in single night. No fear of bad smells. Best
cheapest yermin killer in the world Sold everywhe
"Therel' triumphantly exclaimed a Deadwood
II tor as bullet came through the window aud shaft
,. ed the nkstand. 81 knew that personal colu
would be success"
A WoMAN's Observation-Disclosures and daught
lie should feel alarmed when WEAKNESS constantly
II presses them. "If 1 am fietful from exhaustion
vital powers and the color is fading from my ia
3 Parkers Ginger Tonic gives quick relief 1t builds
n up and drives away pain with wonderful certainty.
Buffalo lady,
Where there's will there's apt to be contest.
- One touch of rumor makes the whole world chin
U Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debi
s. liver complaint, boils. humors. chronic diarrho
nervous affections, female complaints, and all disea
III originating in a bad state of the blood.
10 The United States is fast becoming vaccine nat
T. Never put off until tomorrow what you ought
NJ put to-day. You might take cold.
:. How TO SECURE HEALTH.-It is strange any
will suffer from arrangements brought on by imp
blood, when Scovilrs Sarsaparilla and Stingia
co Blood and Liver Syrup will restore health to the p
Is ical organization 1t is strengthening syrup. pl
or ant to take. and the best blood purifier disco
he ed curing scrofula syphilitc disorders. weakness
10 the kidneys, eryspelas malaria. nervous disord
e debility. bilious complaints and diseases of the bl
!. liver, kidneys, stomach. skin, etc.
y Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and be
nu DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys wo
Sold by z. 2. Dutton, Barton, VT.