Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-08-02

acres crop of hops which sold Tor
about $50, 800.
"a lady had the flesh eaten off her
arm by scrofula Could see the sinews
working. Lindsey's Blood Searcher'
cured her. J. Ralston, Elderton, Pa
The defeated candidate is like the
old bachelor, who says he once fell In
love with beautiful lady, but aban-
doned all idea of marrying her when
he found that she and all her folks were
opposed to the match.
Translated from the Omnibus:
Buyer-'Of the wreaths with the in
scriptions will | one take Selleress
Wish you one with Rest Softly, or
Upon Again-seeing?' Buyer, some
what embarrassed rather the first
it for my deceased mother-in-law"
The only iron preparation that does
not colo: the teeth, and will not cause
headache or constipation, as other iron
preparations will, is Browns Iron Bit
tiers.
What is the matter, old fellow, you
seem worried Well, | am am be-
ing dunned up hill and down dale by
nv internal creditors 'Oh, you owe
large sum OF money! No, but
great many small sums, and debts are
like children-the smaller they are the
more bother they are
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, the great medicine for the
cure of all female complaints, Is the
greatest strengthener of the back,
stomach. nerves, kidneys, urinary and
genital organs of man and woman ever
known. Send for circulars to Lydia
E. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
Professor to classical student-'1f
Atlas supported the world, who sup
ported Atlas?' Student-'The ques-
ton, sir, has often been asked, but
never, so far as am aware, satisfacto-
rial answered. | have always been
, of the opinion that Atlas must have
married rich wife and got his sup
port from her father
y x*"Do not grasp at the shadow
and lose the substance" Kidney-W ort
is able to convert you from shadow
of your former self into the substance
of established health Said sufferer
from kidney trouble when asked to
try Kidney-Wort for remedy. "l'll
try it but it will be my last dose" 1t
cured him and now he recommends it
to all. If you have disordered kidneys
don't fail to try it.
please sir, give few cents to
poor blind man. Are you entirely
bind?' Yes sir Haven't got any
thing for you to-day i suppose you
think because you w sr tight pants
aud haye got your ha,f parted in the
middle you are somebody. You look
like that man who was hung in Wash
ington county last week, you long-leg-
ged, red-headed, freckled-face galootn
-Teras Stftings.
The manager of the Chinese theater
in San Francisco sends free tickets on
the first night of every pew piece
to the Check on Tongs Society, but on
recent occasion accidently failed to
include several new members. Chi
nese deadheads are not to be trifed
with, it seems, for every member went
that night with stone in his pocket
and hurled it on the stage The actors
were badly hurt and the performance
broken up.
Hon. Josiah Thompson, of East
Liverpool o., found a.pocket-book con-
tanning large amount of money, as
he was about to take the train at
Cleveland, when returning from Pres
ident Garfeld's funeral He sent the
money to the Mayor of Cleveland,
who advertised it but could not find
the owner Recently the Mayor noti
fed Mr. Thompson that the money
was unclaimed and awaited his order
Mr.. Thompson replied that the money
did not belong to him, and requested
the Mayor to deposit it with some
fund in such manner that the owner
if found could reclaim it. The money
was turned over to the Garfield monu-
ment fund.
Said the gilded youth: Yes it's a
mighty nice thing to be engaged to
seven or eight girls. If you call on
one and she isn't at home, you can go
and see another, and if You find anoth-
er fellow present, why, he's got to
give way to you. Get into trouble,
breach-ofpromise suits, etc :? Oh, no
When girl gets to be troublesome,
turn savagely on her and say: 'Pernic-
cous woman, | know all Denials and |
explanations are useless! | break our
engagement That settles it. You
can be dead sure she has been flirting
with some fellow, and she'll think
you've discovered it, and either give
the real facts of the proceedings away,
trying to explain, or else say no,bing
and let you go. It's dead sure thing, |
every time
New Zealand's rab bit-skin trade has
attracted the attention of the United
States Consul at Auckland, and it Ger
tainly has points of interest. Ten
years ago there were only about &c.,
900 skins exported, and now there are
$500, 600, with value of about half a
million dollars. Still more striking
is the fact that twenty years ago there
was no rabbit on the island A few
pairs of gray rabbits were taken
there by gentlemen hard driven
for game to shoot, and so prolific
were they that in few years their
deccndants had eaten up great part
of the vegetation, destroying millions
of dollars worth of property, causing
sheep to die of starvation by thou
sands, and threatening ruin to agri-
culture. The colonists employed
dogs to kill them, but they still
multiplied faster than they could be
destroyed; then they resorted to
ferrets, weasels, and poison, and this
latter was effectual, though scores of