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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The two former ailietions could not have
been prevented by customary WatchmIness, but
it is sad 10 think that the latter Is imposed on
you by the ,ey one whose duty il should I've to
shield the capital Of his realm from 50 dire a
calamity
We hear that the good people of IIlo pro
pose 10 subscribe the money necessary TO buy
hc.liqnor license, l. T., Il one Is to be issued to
that town o. in othef words they prefer To
make a money sacrifice rather than allow their
Young men to he drawn into that vortex Of
death II Is reported that Wailuku would
gladly do likewise, and can easily raise the
thousand dollars requisite, but II feels that the
hand which was cruel enough To promulgate
such law IN opposition to the humble prayers
Of the best and most influential Of the people,
would be nyadriou, enough 10 order the issu.
ing ol more licenses than they could pay Tor.
When We think Of the answers 10 the differ
cut memorials oi the loose way the treasures
of the kingdom arc expended Of the waste of
the pcuplti baud canned money Ivy corrupt ofli.
ea4 Of silly childish expenditures for military
and coronation purposes, etc, Is 1t 10 be won.
dcrcd at that tvo.thirds NJ the inhabitants are
ready to cxchm, as in Kings tlI0, Of aoer.
tainly "hisloy repeat, itself There are none
SO blind rs those who will not see. The sign.
of the times are SO prominent that they can al
most be felt, as the blind read. a kingdom
with q larger proportion Of educated subjects
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
SILYkR NEEDING Ar mo.

EDITOR PREss:-Mr and Mrs. Julius Rein
hardt celebrated..th their silver wedding at their
IIilo residence Oct. 2Sth. Early in the eve
ming Of the 2sth ult. large Chinese bombs
were fired; the parties invited assembled on time
and at were least $50 present The presents
which numbered seventy were very beautiful,
of neat designs, and of great variety, but not
too much of any one article, which is often the
case. There was a beautiful silver tea set
presented by the children. They have been
blessed with eleven children nine of whom are
now living, with ages ranging from one to
twenty-threc years. Mr., Reinhardts age is 81
and that of his wife SO years. Rev, E. p.
Baker, Pastor of the Foreign Church, Hilo,
made very pleasing address to the happy
couple. He closed his remarks by saying that
he hoped they would live to enjoy there gokRf,,
wedding. There was a SPLENDID variety OF
refreshments. All who attended seemed to
enjoy themselves; dancing was kept up to a
late hour. The following were a few of the
guests: Rev. L. Z. Baker and wife, Mr.. l..
Severance and daughter, Mrs. DIR. c. H.
Wetmore, DR.. Fanny Wetmore, Mr.. ii. Dea
con, Mr.. c. +. Richardson and wife, w. l.
Ruse and wife, Mr.. ii. A. Bridges, Mrs. w
IL. Reed, Miss Clara Shipman, Mr.. and Mrs
ID. IL. Hitchcock, Miss. Alme Hitchcock
Mrs. a. b. Leebenstein, Mrs. Latimer Coan
Mrs. Jonathan Austin and daughters, Mr.
BUD Austin, lie 10y and wife, Aiona Akamo
Mrs. c. Arnold, Miss Maria Conway, MI
Sanders and wife, l.. Jesus, wife and daughter
Mr.. ii. l.. Chase, Mr.. Henry Porter an
Mr.. Daniel Porter, Mr.. Wilhelm and sister
Mr.. George Goetzee and wife.
j. A. NJ.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Association, drew ont large attendance The
lecturer spoke principally Ut the most noted
american uyes describing then mgtbod Ut
cutting channels through mountain chains sud
low lands the sand and d,mts liual in tho
water acting on The principal 1T . sand blast
Man, rivers, he said. arc Older Than the
mountains the, pass thwugh The range, hring
raised snrt the rivers bad long been in exist
en,c The Delaware, Hudson. and other
u,,rs IT the United States whose suuftra uc
very hult h,ghet thau their mouths, mc TN.
isb,d u,rs. having ut theu bed down until
the, can yet mo- lower In Nh, West with lew
exception the ttyer have vet muth work to-
do. and ara gradually wearing thoIt channels
down. which must continue until, like the
Nis,is,ippi the, reach their tt,e level Tie
described the pctulhntic, VI several different
streams. thci, channel. their suriou, Vudngs,
aud much other interesting information. Older
rivers which h,,, reached tb,u his, level 40,
liable 60 change their COURSE, II running
through q level county, hy filling asp their
nci, with the vast quantity ut sediment drpos
tied Thctr have been instances uf this kind
Ia the West, hu, they are comparatively few,
as the West rausng county, being of more
recent formation This lecture was treat Ia
those who heard &c. and We hope the Library
Association will hc able to give the public
others ol an equally interesting and instructive
nature.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The iorchlighl procession on Wednesday
evening formed near the annop and marched
over lhe usual route TO the palace and back.
Il was composed Of the fre oompanies-w With
an unusually slim turnoul Of foreigners however
--,he military and Large number Of boys,
some IA OF seven hundred in all. There were
also a number Of ,TanspsIencies caHied, bear
ing appropriate inscriptions. Near the head Of
the procession. which Mas led BY the band, Was
very Large crown, and 10 another place was a
large double MAJ canoe manned BY hslne,ed
warriors The usual adde's 10 the King Was
nrlde al the palace. and received the custom
any repl,. The illumination Of the bell tower
Was no, equal TO that 81 last year.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

a reception and ball was given to Captain
BeIknap and officers Of the Alaska las, evening
a, the Music Hall by the American citizens of
Honolulu. Many invitations were issued and
a large number Of people were present. We
are unable to give further notice this week.
The people Of Honolulu will regret to part
with the Alatka'S officers and men who have
made many friends during their stay in port,
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The Cincinnati Commercial of October %
endorses General James NJ. Comfy, late U. $.
Minister TO this country, for the Republican
nominee for the goyernorship Of Ohio, We
believe that General Comfy would make a
good governor, and If the Americans in the
Hawaiian Islands could decide the question,
he would certainly be the next Chief Magis-
traie for the =" Buckeye state"
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

President Arthur has issued proclamation
appointing Thursday, November goth, as a
day for public thanksgiving and praise, in
accordance with the usual custom. The day
will, no doubt, be observed in these Islands by
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Much complaint is being made at the reck-
less way in which some Of the punahou schol
ars ride TO and from school, Al one time i, is
in driving, and OF late it is in riding. On
Monday last a carriage was run into and a
child knocked out by the conclusion; the
week before girl was run over in Punahou
street II earelessness Of this nature continues,
some serious inquiry will be the result.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

We are given to understand that some under
hand work prevented the consummation Of the
race advertised to have been run between the
boats Kanoelani and Malta. The public were
much disappointed in being denied the pleasure
OF Witnessing contest which would have been
one Of the most exciting Of the day.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The premises on Beretania street, near the
head OF Richards, formerly belonging to Mrs.
Armstrong, has been purchased by the Oahu
College trustees, for the sum Of $4,000, FOR 4
preparatory school for the older establishment
nj punahou.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The Of Madeira ahead Of all other nations
in the art Of hand embroidery and erotchet work; full
line Of the same ex Gengaber is now on view in this
city. Also splendid assortment Of ladies' underwear
hand embroidered. Call and see Dias & Gonzales
Grav's BLOCK
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The alternate showers and spells of warm
weather have left the roads in the vicinity Of
town in very good condition, excepting in
places where the water is allowed to stand,
and there they are simply mud holes.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

On Thursday, the 10th, the lcPers at the
branch lcpcr hospital enjoyed themselves, first
u, laaa, and aiterward by racing. They
KEEP, up the sport tor some time.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Elegant fancy work for the holidays. Orders taken
and lessons given in chenille silks and erewe embroi
derry Work be every day from 10 A.. NJ. to ,.
~, at f3i Fort street, (nexl door to DR. Brodie.)
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Nit Way Taylor will give hi, ninth free
organ recital ut ST Andrews Cathedral next
Tuesday evening, assisted Ivy Mrs. Hanford.
and Nh. A. +. Atkinson.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The iair aud tcireshmcnt gathering by the
Lima kokua Society on Saturday last was
very successful, both socially and financially,
as We learn they realized some $3.50
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The SiN.oarcd zig race was rowcd over again
yesterday afternoon, and was won by the
Ailshl boys, They touled with the dHt'ia
twice, however, and it will he nun again to-
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Ladies and Gentlemen visiting San Francisco will
find very desirable Furnished Rooms En- Suit and Sin.
gle at No. I37 Montgomery St. Corner Bush. Mrs.
r. Honey, formerly Of Honolulu
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Sunday evening Mir Cuian will, by re.
quest, take for his theme " DO the dead have
knowledge Of what is Transporting on earth'
Services Sunday morning at II O'Clock.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

We hear tha, the crew OF the Kings barge
refused 10 render any assistance TO the yacht Ia
hl, which eapsiscl in the race on the roth, al.
though asked 10 do SO,
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

We are pleased TO learn from A. Jaeger,
Esq, that determined and systematic effort
at forestry is to be carried out, the nursery for
which, with experienced attendants, is
already well under way Any persons hay
ing tree seeds Of any kind, especially Of the
native trees, koa, kamani, neneleau, wiliwili,
kou, ETC., will confer riayor and contribute as
public beneiaeior by forwarding the same to
Mr. Jaeger
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The 3astl returned To Honolulu lrom wind
wand last ruc,,la, with Minister parEctt and
Gus,ruat nnminis
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
WILLIAM MASON JoBsoN,
PIEKOLI NAHANA,
BUSH WHACKER.


These and similar announcements may be
made indefinitely, and of infinite variety, each
securing local or personal influence; but care
must be taken to have Jobson at the head of
every candidate and his friends, will inure to
the benefit of Jobson. Let each announcement
in Jobson's paper be accompanied with re-
marks TO the effect that "The Honorable VIII
liam Mason Jobson seems to be favorite in
all quarters, and his election is sure by large
majority" Let ballots be printed for the sew
eral tickets and circulated profusely through
the district. As no one else is mean enough,
or has demagoguery enough to resort to the
same tactics, it will be strange if it is not an
nounced after the election that "Jobson is
elected by large majority" The unsophisti
Gated native electors have been msled by the
ruse he has played upon them, and even the
King may be cajoled into the belief that Job
son is man Of wonderful popularity and parts,
and may perchance offer him seat in the Cab
inet--possiby he may make him Premier and
Prime Councillor.
Safely elected, it is Of little consequence how
Jobson carries out or ignores the pledges he SO
lavshly made during the canvass He may adj
vocatc either side, OF both sides, Of every i'm
portant question before the legislature and
dodge vote on either or all of them with i'm
punity
Now let not the "white men" of Honolul,
charge that "they do not 60 the right way t,
work to secure the election of any o! ,hei
Number" on the plea that they did not know
the fright way" since it has been so clear
pointed out to them.
i n Il
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

rou Surveyor Mouill captured twenty tins
VI opium ycstcrla, from one oi the Cinnamon
ON the Spfs
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Captain Du,lons lectae on "Riyers, F"
given al ihe iheale' last Tuesday evening under
The auspices Of the Library and Reading Room
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

IN, Bbut5 sail. 6t san Francisco next
Monday, lanc succeeded 10y The Eas, from
Jalhu
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
LOCAL TRIMS

Repairs at III, t.h mako, ate being pushed
forward
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
An Inauisitixe Friend

of asking questions various subjects for in
formation There happened to be mule Ia pure Ha.
waian mue) tied the door; friend asked they
shod them the hind feet. Some said yes Others no,
basing their opinion the strength and courage Of
person that could do that job To satisfy himself he
lifted one of the mules feet The mule looked around,
laughed with his and lifted the other foot The
satisfied that that mule shod As he worked
himself together he struck b line for MARCHANTS
to get Of that well known HoRsE HESD TOBACCO,
which is a for broken jaws. Also fine
Manila Cigars, and when he took box of those nice
Kaakauas, he blessed the mule for putting him in the
way Of finding ALL KINDS of SMOKERS GooDS first
quality, at cheapest rates. u24t
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The neN, moonlight concerts will take place
On Monday, November so'h, and on Thus
day, November ajd, in Emma Square, weather
permitting.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

Successful House, Successful House A strik
ing instance of success in Retail Dry Goods way is
afforded by the Leading Millinery House Of Charles j.
Fishe Fort and Hotel streets The Proprietor
Mr. Fishel has acquired the art Of holding custom Any
Dry Goods House can, by freely advertising, draw
toners, twice. but hold them, asd enjoy their
confidence, calls for the exercise Of tact and bera,y.
Goods must be marked down and sold for wha, they
misrepresent any article That the policy
of Charles j. Fishe and that policy has made the firm
Of the greatest in its line the leading thorough
fare of Honolulu. The Leading Millinery Store OF
Charles J. Fische is to Honolulu wha, Macy's is to
New York Charles J. Fishel makes a speciality Of Mil
linery. IA The is one Of the sights Of the city
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

The following is the programme for the
Band Concert at Emma Square al 4'3o p NJ.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
{" TIE EIGHT H.IK.n

EDITOR Press The r. c. h. oflast week
has Characteristic editorial on the subject OF
the small number Of foreigners in the last legis.
latvc assembly. =" 1t has been put forward as
a grievance says the idtt,7iScr, chat the
white population Of these islands have not been
by their own elected representa-
tives in the legislative assembly" And then
we have long list Of reasons accounting for
the fact dcplored, why so few white men are
elected TO the assembly, ending with the cul.
one, they do not take any pains
about it, OF go the right way to work TO secure
the election Of any of their number"
"The Right Wayl' Ignoring the right '0ay
accounts for the grievance complained Of It
may, therefore, be of some use to have the
right way pointed out for the benefit of as
pirants, and the relief of those whose claims
are thus tacitly acknowledged. "The Right
Way'-that is the point to be considered. Let
US look at the "way' that has heretofore proved
to be the "right' one so that the future may
profit by the experience of the past.
One essential to success is for the aspinnt to
secure, by purchase or subsidy, press that
shall be subject TO his CONTROL at all times, and
for all purposes. We will say, for example,
that our friend William Mason Jobson is an
aspirant for a seat in the legislative assembly,
and has a newspaper thus at his control. AT a
suitable time, several months before election
day, let him announce himself candidate for
that position, and as three representatives are
to be chosen in his district, let him put forth
ticket thus
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18

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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1882-11-18
WILLIAM MASON JoBsoN,
PIEKoLi NAHANA,
KELANOHALA KALAMI.

PIEKOLi NAfIANA,
KELANOHALA KALAMI.
Each of these confreres has a circle of friends
who will be more less active for the ticket.
But these influences are not enough to secure
success beyond peradventure. So some further
ruse must be resorted to. There is another
native, Hopolino, who has aspirations in that
direction, so another ticket is announced, thus:
WILLIAM MASON JoBsoN,
HILo HooPoLINo,
KELANOHALh KALAMI
Thus another circle of influences is secured,
but yet not enough to make Jobson's success
absolutely sure, so a third ticket comes out, as
follows:
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31

Dr. Talmage has recently preached a sermon, giving is ho, and heavy to play- artists and those literary pick-pockets and intellectual desperadoes who steal the brains golden coinage and yet i, has not been year since the reverend gentleman stole the matter of an address delivered by General Buford. of Louis vile, on The Church and Turf and built sermon on 1t. The writer had ali the facts from General Buford himself how he had sent his address to Dr. Tal- mage for ampiihcation. and heard noeh- ing from it until he saw all his arguments under the glistening head lines of a Tal- magian sermon. General Butord also sent copy of the same address to MT. Bcecher, but 1t was never used. The writer in July last, met Dr. Talmaee in Kentucky, and tackled him on his treat ment of General Buford, and he denied any knowledge of such a man as Bu6ord. until he was pinned down square, when he backed out of the argument and be- gan talking about friends and acquains- ances of his on the Cesviey- LesysaL in which pa per much of Ceneral BuSord,s matter and Dr. Tzlmage's entire sermon had appeared. It may sound very pretty tor MT. Talmage to preach in fiery lan- guage against literary piracy. but he had better be sure that he is not a pirate himsell before he unlimbers all his guns. = Tf< Dysmmey.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
Wanted to Be Kind to His Wife

Kentucky >ts,r Journal
 His wife kep, complaining about hay ing too much work to do. and one day when he came home at noon and the dinner wasn't quite ready and he fused about it. she quickly replied:
 Well. get girl to help with the NOT. and then I'll guarantee your meals to be ready for you when you do happen 10 get home on time.
 That's all right. says he: "I1l do so. Now there's Mollie O 'Rearn. she's out of place now, and believe we could pe. her"
 Indeed. and you'll no, get her You are little too well acquainted with her already, I'm thinking" Well. how would Jenny Freil do ? She's nice. well-behaved girl. and splendid cook
 "A splendid cook. eh and how did you ind out that she's splendid cook. pray: Where have you been to see her cook.-
 Viewer saw her cook just heard of her cooking we'll that's all.''
 No, sir: I'll have none of your Mol lies or Jennies about me. don't want any girl. If l get any help I'll do the SC lecting, and you can be, all you're worth it won't be any girl
 Not any girl. eh. Oh. see, You want to get man servant.
 No. l will gel no man servant: but if get any. I'll get some dried-up snagev toothed old woman one with a breath that will knock you back like shock of electricity should you go near her. I've got no time to lose watching you and A hired girl of your own selection. You can't get ahead of me
 He smiled a disappointed smile and walked out Of the kitchen into the sit,,np room feeling tha, he held only second place in that house.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-31
How Czndor Pays.
lArlanra Constitution.

We had better understand each oth- er.- = he said deprecatingly, as he shambled into the editorial room. before we becir. am a bookzgens
 unmindful of the groans that met this sfatemenf he vent on:
 Fm not white-haired philanthropist from New Haven, who has come sonth through sympathy for your stricken peo- pie I'm fair. square, bald-headed book agent-r
 Encouraged by the reception of this frank avowal he took seat. and dropping his feet in wzste-basket, said I'm not a retired clergyman who seeks 10 scatter religious instruction while he builds up his wom out frame in your balmy cline. I'm not an apostle of art l who has consented to seek your benighted region, and educate your people by part i, ing with a few picture books in parts I'm not temperance lecturer from Ban gor who pays expenses by dispensing ot literature on commission while he regen- crates the rum-sucker. I'm not all of these-nor either. I'm an unmodihed bookagent, with none of the corners rounded, running on cheek in pursui, Of tin
 Heres candor al least, remarked the young man who writes puffs of hardware stores
 Yes. candor al best I'm not a gilded sham. You don't pick me up for prince I in disguise oi ar or morality going in- ! cog. do not fiy the skull and cross bones hid behind holiday flag till I've grappled and boarded you. I've %, the regular old Deaths head nailed 10 the mast. and I'm pirate from.keel to center board, and ifyou don't want that sort of company blow me out of the water
 He had the whole force on deck at this point.
 live got no off-hand preamble to my bloody work. do not lead you through the fiowery paths of ease to where I've got the trap sprung. l do not beguiic with anecdote. inspire with eloquence. ] soothe with persuasion or pique with To- cal gossip. l was not directed to you 4, leader ef culture or person who'd be likely to buy. won't show you list cf high-toned decoys who have put then names down to set rid of me and draw ! you in. l don't show the work I'm selling and I've neser been able 10 learn the idl- ot's soliloquy that explains the pictures Here he paused while the mana ger called for the cash boy
 That's abou, the size of me and mg business The books right here-f fifty parts, fifty cents part. plenty O pictures and big type for the reading. written by l somebody or other and means Slo clear money to me even; time work one o.i ! Do you take. or do go = By this time eleven copies of the first part were ordered. and the eleven able resumed their work. while the office boy indites this tribute 10 a man who aist ashamed of his little racket.