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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06

creating life insurance companies. make terms under
which said companies brought into existence that
such legislative bodies should provide means WHEREBY
the pocyhoders interest I'm such companies Is mace
positively and absolutely secure which Will at least
accord the policy holders equal protection TOR inter-
est In the life companies TO that provided by state ana
sound business regulations guard the far less sacred
interests OF governments corporations and ndlydua
After much debate the resolution laid on the table
until the next meeting.
The new officers Oliver Pilsbury, OF New Hamp-
shire, PRESIDENT O. p. swigart OF Illinois, yiee-pres
dent, and j. W. Brooks OF Connecticut, secretary. .
The convention viii meet nc Columbus, Ohio, IN the
latter part Of September, 1888.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
MOTIVE Porsoy1yG.-A rather unusual case

NICOTINE POIsONING.-A IdOIuI "II'I' 80
OF poisoning by nicotine Ia remarked upon py tne r7
medical Journals The victim man In the prime oil NE
had been cleaning his pipe with clasp Ane' ann win
49,, h. aLItaJlv cut one OF his fingers subsequently,
,ha wound however being OF q trivial nature, no at
tenton was paid TO It. But five or six hours later the
cut finger grew painful and became much swollen, the
Inflammation rapidly spreading TO the arm and shoulder
and giving such intense pain TO the patient as 70 cause
him TO take his bed Medical assistance Was eeo anu
Snestoned a. 10 the manner IN which no cut himself e1
nained the use to which his pocket knlie mao Deen sP
cJ adding that he had omitted 10 wipe IL het cleA
Inc the nine The case now understood anu u DE
oolaing alarming removal TO the Hospital .IOllowed;
bsr H. dooors decided amputstlon OF the arm 70 Dc
the only hope OF saving the patients lie, ana THIS was
Immediately done.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
4 SHIP IN A CYCLONE.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 5.-The American ship
Haearstown which arrived here tonight, l4l days from
YowYork reports having encountereda cyclone on sep
tember H. The gale lasted for three and hall hours
Portions OF the Hagarstown's rigging were oarrleu
away and time, there were seven tees Vl
Taptain Pierce was washed overheard, pat was
rescued. number OF the ere" were AVouoN ~ N
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
MIDNIGHT WEA THER REPORT
GOVERNMENT INDICATIONS.
Synopsis for The past tl1ehfy-foW hours.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 81 a. m.-The barom-
eter Is highest in NewEngand and lowest in the North
west Fair weather continues In the districts east Of the
Mississippi and local rains reported from the North
west Southwest and Upper Lake region. The tempera-
ture has risen slightly in the Lake region with eastery
winds and has changed slightly all other districts.
wheasterY wuds in the Southern and sOuherly
winds In Northwest and Middle States.
Indications FOR tO-fay
For NewEngland and the Middle Atlantic States gen
orally far weather light winds, mostly from east to
south slight rise followed by falling barometer, nearly
stationary temperature.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
FOUND DEAD IN HER ROOM.

James McDoole, of No, 364 Tenth-ave., was
taken yesterday to the COrOner's office on sus-
pieion OF having caused the death Of his wife,
Mary age forty-six. Mrs McDoOle was found dead on
the floor Of her ROOM with both eyes black The hus-
band stated that he came home on Wednesday night
and found his wife drunk He could not arouse her. Ia
the morning she stu in the same condition, ana he
started for his work. Coroner Brady paroIed him TO
Ii L..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
RAILWAY CONDUCTOR CENSURED.

BosToS, Oct. 5.-The Railroad Commission
ers who have been for several weeks investigating the
collision at Zoar on the state Road on September 10,
have rendered a decision. The accident caused the
death of three men, and injury two others.
of them being Conductor HOsey OF the New Haven ana
Northampton train, whO In the Commissioners report
rs charged with the grOssest mfaithfulness" HOsley
signed the reply the dispatchers orders Tor nm
self and HE engineer aud the latter was not aware OF
the orders the conductor had received.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
OBITUARY NOTES.

RACINE, Wis, Oct 5.-Robert II. Baker, a
prominent politician and business man. and director Of
the Union Pacific Railroad Company died this morning
HARTFORD Conn, Oct. 5.-George NJ. Way, for many
years prominent hardware merchant Of this city. died
to-day.
PROVIDENCE, r. l., Oct. 5.-John f. Tobey,
Senator from Providence in General Assembly and
a prominent lawyer. was stricken with apOplexy this
afternoon from the effects or which ne died tonight
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
Post ONCE
Foreign cndas October viii close az

Foreign mails for the week cndas OeoOer wiz eiose ~
his circo "a follows:
FRIDAY AT D. NJ for Porto Rico direct per ss Aylla
SATUKDAlAt N. for Venezuela and Curaooa pee ss
Naeucla at IL a for Europe per 80 Germanic. VIA
Queenstown (ieters for ernaoy and scotland must %
oermanic") - ii a NJ Tor Germany. &c.
per "a Hhen Southampton aud Bremen tlesfers Os
Great Britain other European countries mus be a.
rected per htin'D at IL f0r scotland diA 1t
Sc BOLIVIA Glasgow 81 IL a. IA for Belgium 'drrct
Der Pennlana Antwerp II lsO p NJ Tor Cuba and
Porto Rico per Niagara, via Havana.
sun bAY-Att.50 D. for Honduras aud Livingston, via
New.lprleans Mails for Australia NewLesand- sand
weh and FIJI Islands. per So city OF New-fork via san
Frsneisco ciese October Ia, At p m
HENRY o. PEARSON, PostmasteE
.fhe schedue OF Pacific mails ~
te bsss OF overland transit 10
CISCO als from the East arriving time a. san francisco
o. dag sAinS VI seAmsrs the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
ELECTION FRAUDS IN PHILADELPHIA.

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 5.-The confession OF
Thomas j. owen clerk the officers of the election held
in the AImshouse Division Of the XXYIIth Ward last
February just made public shows that the abscondng
exsuperntendent Phipps broke open ballot Do1 ana
defeat two independent Republicans ana eject Two
Democratic charge OF conspiracy, IL Is said VIII Ds
framed against several city officials on the strength OF
he confession.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
i PHILADELPHIA LIBEL SUIT

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 5.-Mrs. Catherine l..
Realf wife Of Richard Reaf the poet who committed
suicide IN the San Francisco Mint four years ago. day
appeared in court as the plaintiff in suit against j. D.
Ippiueott * Co.. to recover damages for alleged libel
Ions statements concerning herself in biography OF her
husband written by Rosster Johnson, and printed IN
LiLpiAelkfs uqaa:IILe OF March, l5l9.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
PANIC IN An OPERA HOUSE.

Berlin Oct. 5.-The swapping of a chain caused
the fall of the iron curtain among the
footlghts on the stage OF the Royal
Opera House here this evening. The accident
caused great panic among the audience. and
wanv nersons were severely crushed, but one
was killed The house soon cleared.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
TIE PIRE RECORD.

NEwsURYPoRT. Mass. Oct. 5.-Fire In
Rowey last night consumed the house and barn belong
ing TO Jacob smith; loss $4,000; also the barn and
outbuildlngs of william Perley loss 500; no In
WORCESTER MassA, oct- GA large four-story dwell
ing In the central part Of North Brookneld. owned BY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06

TRIBUNE OFFICE, Oct. Cd a. m.-The changes in the
barometer yesterday slight Fair and clear weather
was followed at night BY cloudy weather The tempera
ture ranged between $50 and re the 61 be-
ing 1872 higher than on the oorres bonding day year
ana 5l2o higher than Wednesday.
Generally fair weather, with slight changes In tenn
perature may be expected to-day this and vicinity
SIGNAL SERVICE OBSERVATIONS.
AbSract OF Meteorological Report for New York for september
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06

The follow1ng dialogue took place In GER
tain we-known theological college Professor uoqui-
,,,rs-. Won nre the greatest Ounce ever met WITH
Now don't believe that yon could repeat 70 me Two
can professor" Well, do IT." student neelngy
and with much thoughtful consderatonl-" He de-
parted and went and hanged himself faase' 20
thou and d. likewise"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.

diagram this By tenhs
ofnchs The perpendicular n give divisions Of time for the q hours
preceding midnight line
BY mercury dotted ne
the variations Indicated the Thermometer Hud
nuts Pharmacy, as Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
politiral Notltes.
Republican Primary Elections

The Republican AssOca Of the several Assembly Dis.
tict will their respective headquarters FRIDAY
Evening OCTOBER l8 1882 OF O'Clock for the purpose OF
electng delegates 70 the following named conventions
COUNTY CONVENTION, To be held az Republican
Hail. No So West sd st, WEDNESDAY Evening, Octo-
Der 25 1892, at o'clock.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
CHARLES WAHAB.

LONDON, Oct. 5.-Charles Wahab, who re-
Gently made an exploration Of Burnah, starting from
China, Il dead
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06

NJ M. Alien, of Worcester was burned last night The
loss the building Is $4,000 The occupants of tho
house narrowly escaped with their lives
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
THE sEMu-WEEKLY TRIBUNE.

Prooqn wrappers reay maingl, ave cents YER copy
one copy yesr So i've copies sli Zen oots aat "a
extra, Postage IN All cases tree % the saoscr Oct
THE TRIBUNE,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06

al notices Of Mari
name aud address.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-10-06
FREE TRADERS IN FIyANCIA1 TROUBLE.

IaT halos weTe observed ON sepIember pa and "a.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04

A respite of a fortnight has been
granted in DIR. Lsmson's case at
the request Of President Arthur.
Pacheco is trying to pass q bill
donating the lands of Camp Inde.
psncence, Inyo county, for school
purposes.
Berry says he is a candidate for
Governor.
Robert Themas, examined for
the murder of Michael w. Hassett,
at Virginia City, was disch harged.
Noble Wsllingford, charged with
arson. at Napa, has been acquitted
Orrin Adams, a'lunatic, jumped
out of a secend-story window on
Saturday at Eureka. and drowned
himself in Hum boldt Bay.
Capt. John 81. Marsh, Of. the
bark Loch Lee. while drunk on
Saturday, fell from the third story
OF building at Eureka, Cal., and
was killed.
Oscar Wilde's audiences in San
Francisco are falling away. His
house Saturday night was thin.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
Eiscssso sp.sks.

At an isolated ranch near the
Vera Cruz line, In the State of
Oaxaca, the rsncher's wifs and
four children were brutally MUIR
dered for money supposed to be
concealed in the dwelling. The
perpetrators were captured.
The contract for the dredging Of
the part OF the ihteroceanic canal
between Colon and Gatun, u dis
tance of about eight miles, WAS
awarded last month to Huerne,
Slaven & Co.
Laura s Adams cowhided her
former husband In Philadelphia
Saturday. James r. Petit Chat
.is his name) lived SUCCESSFULLY
with Laura's two younger sisters,
and recently fell heir to u fortune.
When Laura heard OF this she
bounced Petit for q liberal allow
anee aud he demurred. Out of this
grew the cowhidiDg. All the els.
ters belonged to the minor sensa-
tional stage.
A moonlight fight at Menipee,
hyst TeeuiIou III tuc buOOCiuB OI
two OF the combatants, one NOR.
tally, and the laying open Of the
bowels of q third. 1t is also be.
lieved that fourth participant
was killed and his body carried
away.
The hand of Jay Gould appears
in q bill that has been introduced
ia the New York Assembly maxi
ing the circulation OF false state
/ ments to affect the stock market o
misdemeanor. and placing the bur-
den Of proof on the defendant.
This new-fashiened crime is to be
punishable by fine Of not more
than $5000, or by imprisonment
not exceeding three years. Con-
trsry to all established principles
Of law the accused person In this
case 10 to be presumed guilty Of a
criminal sffenss until he shall
prove his innocence.
l.. 81. Ballingsr, . prominent
politician Of Galveston, Tex, died
Saturday from the effects of vac.
oination.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04

READING, Pa, April 3.-The
wall of the reservoir was blown
over upon u shed under which a
number of persons sought shelter
from the storm. George Shell
thorne, Rosa Shelthorne aud John
Cruise were killed. Mrs. Shell
thorne was probably fatally hurt.
Geo. Frill and Chas. Shelthorne
are seriously injured.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
Anlnn n man Wr.soh.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, April q
At KokomO last night, Chas. G..
Franklin entered the house Of G.
Pritchard, chloroformsd the fami-
ly, and took q three.year.o .old
daug hter to the out house and out.
ragged her. The wretch was ar
rested. A crowd surrounds the
jail and lynching is threatened.
The Sheriff has called on the Gev-
ernor for aid. The child will prob
ably die.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
a F0GaaD scare.

LONDON, April IAN extra
police force has oeen placed In the
Town Hall at Manchester, because
OF anonymous Fsnian theats to
blow 1t up during the Easter holi.
deys.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
BLOODY v,x.,snss work.

PUEBLO, Col, April S.-Three
more victims were hanged by the
vigilantes. A passing eye witness
says that the victims were being
dragged toward tbicket by
number of men. The blood was
streaming from their mouths and
BOstrils.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04


comprising all the Latest Styles, offered In
Angeles Combings straghtened rooted made 70
cooed dssired ewely braided and mounted
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04


Whole Tickets, g. Half Tickets, 81.
n Tickets, $50. IS Tickets, 500.
Remit Money or Bank Draft in Letter
or send by Express, Don't send by reg.
of IS and upward, by Express, can be
aent at our expense. Address all order
to
r. M. BOARDMAN.
Courier-Journal building, Louisville, KY
or Il. M. BOARDMAN, 500 Broadway
New York n6-dAw
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
rerrib,s Co,l,s,oD es sea.
a Nih,i,ss Shc,.

ST. PETERSBURG, April 3.-Suk.
hanoff, condemned to death at the
Nibilist trial was shot at CrOn.
stadt. His death was instanian-
eous Thousands surrounded the
unot
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04

YANKToN, Dak., April 2 The
Territorial insane asylum was
burned this afternoon. It was q
temporary wooden building with
fifty. four inmates In the asylum.
OF these the following were burnt d
to death: Ossum Iverson, Peter
Peterson, Ivan Lynch and Joseph
Haverly. The property lost was
valued at about 10000.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
ga,a n sne Nsrsb.

SAN FRANCISCO, April 3.-Wheat
81 572(91 Git. Barley-feed, $1.423
bid, $3.50 asked. Oats-$1.85@
172a. Corn-$1 500l.574. Bran
S13 O5@18 85. Potatoes = Petalu.
mas, ST 75@19O; Tomales, $1.75@
185; HumOoldts, So O0@2 06.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04

New YORK. April 3.-General
Hurlbut, late United States Minis
ter to Peru, died suddenly OF di-
sease of the heart, March 28th, at
Lima.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
A wife m "a d ey.

SEWARD, Neb, April "a. G.
Patrick shot his wife through the
heart last night, and then fired at
each Of his two sons, slightly
wounding one of them. He then
made his escape.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1882-04-04
a ssriOas rire sa SENSATION.

Tucson, April s.--General sher-
man and party reached Fort Grant
on the let Instant and left on the
Sd for Fort Thomas, from whence
they 70 to the San Carlos Indian
Agency. The General teiegraphs
to the Mayer Of Tucson that IL is
inposslbls for him to nx the day
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-08
A Fatal settlement.
Kissing as a Cure for Freekles.


One fine evening recently Mr. B., d Gov.
ernment employe in the town Of Bruun,
was taking a walk in the castle grounds
when, on reaching a less frequented por-
ton of the park he saw a Young lady COM
ing in the opposite direction. As they
were about to pass each other, the lady
suddenly TUNED towards Mr.. B., threw her
arms around lis neck and kissed him;
then, as if ashamed Of what she had done,
she covered her face with her hands and ran
of as fast as she could. The gentleman,
unable to account for this agreeable sur
prise, followed the young lady, and, TAX
ing her by the arm, asked for an e~xplana-
lion OF her strange procedure. u beg i
thousand pardons," was the reply OF the
blushins damseli ''you must be greatly
shocked at nay behavior. | had been to
consult & wise woman as to the hes.
means Of charming away the fFeokles on
my face, and she advised me TO kiss the
first gentleman ! met, when they would
be sure TO disappear" The couple contin-
ued their walk together, aud though we
are not told whether the singular remedy
proved eticscious or not, it may interest
the reader 10 learn that, not many DAYS
afterwards the two were joined together for
for better or for worse,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-08
fEe Wanted 10 Slash,


They were having a sociable game of
Keno IN q down-street saloon the other
night, and were evidently enjoying it,
until a blear-eyed, dlrty-faced looking
man, with d kind Of don't-you-forget-it,
smile on his face, and two enormous ore
sacks wrapped around his feet. came in,
looked around, spit on his hands and said:
~ can lick Aeny man in the 'ouse 7"
Nobody seemed 10 notice the remark and
be stood and spared at an imaginary ad-
versary for about five minutes, and then
repeated the assertion, making about as
much noise over it as the average giant
powder explosion.
Keno Jagged for a moment, and such
remarks AZ Can it bite ?" Down him."
Cheese it., Drop on yourself" Take e
tumble. and Somebody fire it out, were
heard, and when the man drew a three-!oot
knife, sharpensd 1t On lis thumb and made
rather a reckless flourish in the direction
Of a lop-eared dog, two Of the players
arose, got him by the collar aud c0attails
and he disappeared into the murky dark
ness.
Just as the game was resumed, a voice
came floating through the door: I'm a
terror from Pinyon Hill, and it's my night
to slash I"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-08

Eneresehin< GA Recorded Rights
AKKASsas CHI Dea- "A representa-
tive Of tie ps-zsvlrsuiz Oh Company Is
ksrs. nSzr IL line 6 Lo31Sr Territory
with 3 sc-es q Axzls ts-e31g $4,000
Rc-ex q Land soztA 4 ths Stats Int =
Kansas zn5 vest q tie Arkansas AEsr,
- re exclusion e k-ockZel wko have
hsl5 the rxzzz to- vs2-s. S-o gGS3 the
Cherokee Main tAs TAX rr1vlssa- sesm-
inEIv igaor!rE TIE licenses issued BY tie
Cherokee Treasurer. s76 already Pasts Ire
distributed E-auu3 IT, s1tre f-scf AID
Part c: tie VIE : sirssiT II. Ibs nat
ter hzs csussz great Dissatisfaction, xa3
desperate threats Az-s h@a ls3e On eoth
sides. Il tie past seek two p-zlT1s 1ces
have sprung -r.
Fatal Boiler Explosion.
NV OR-EAys Dac. 7.-TAs boiler q
the propeller Morning SazE exploded.
Thz-e ware p u-zsss.Es-s On bos-3 Three
we're killed. eight Crov2e4 and SIX we're
badly. Z not fatally. se&l6@5. The stsansr
SzHbe4n which us 1sz- ny brought The
wounded 10 this cir.
Attempted IynehiuE.
C~zaELr-av. Dec. An attempt vas
mS3s last ai-lf 70 lyuch Or. y. Sins,
confined Il tbs Aiken County Jail On =
charge q malpractice upon his wife.
End of a Libel Suit-
NV YoEE. De,. The Bslmonf-De-
yoy libel case ended fe-5zy by s disagree
aslt Of It's jury. They stood eight for
conviction and four ta- scqzitiA.
Death of a Novelist.
LONDON, Dec. 7.-AathonT Trollops. the
novelist, i dad
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-08
PACIFIC COAST kDVICES.
sEELLAL 70 ~ sESILNEL
Another Railroad.

"a F4ANCLs-os Dec. "A san Diego dis
patch ssys that ground vas broken on the
Bs;z, California snd Sonora Railroad TO-
day. Il Tiajuzn2 Valley, on the Mexican
side 4 the line z contract for the first
section Of - miles has been let, and grad
.ng viii be rapidly pushed. The road
runs through lover California. crossing
the Colorado near its mouth, thence
through Sonora TO Calabasas in Arizona.
1t IS understood that capital for lis con-
st-ucti0n has been raised in England. and
that the enterprise is in the hands Of large
holders Of the Atehinson, Topeka and
Santa Fs.
Suit Against the Bullion.
SAN ~FRANcIsco, Dec. 7.-Henning Thode
has entered suit against the Bullion Min
ing Company, and David Porter, r.
Hayes Thomas Cole, A. J. Mcdonald and
". l. Elliott. Directors OF the company,
praying for an injunction restraining them
from selling 30,353 shares Of the capital
stock Of the corporation, and that the in
junction be made perpetual. The com
plant alleges reckless extravaganza and
fraudulent management on the part Of the
Directors; that by such means the cor
poration has obtsined possession OF the
number Of shares above named, which the
Directors intend to fraudulently sell fol
assessments, and get hold Of themselves,
with 8 view Of controlling the election.
A Fatal settlement.
WALLA WALLA, Dec. On Tuesday
week Wesley Little was shot aud killed OF
Clearwater River by Charles suttler. They
were partners in a ranch, aud were settling
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-08
NURSING.

TEE TNDXs -IGgED, WHO Has FOL.
/ lived ~ bu.lasss q nursing for = rp1
Der e yesrs. 8 dssfryus Of getting employ
UEut. Psr.g1s Eas1 = Ter Services etD 4skTe
v 20 a. 10 gEge Il B5-hop a HsEss. o. a. TIE
r..Ecaats Of Ef.. !. -tf1us. q Nd Hi No
ot5sGEq- u zgl.g l2t9 us aou1try
MIS- n HOWARD.
EzreEa, Dee. : lssz asn
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-12-08
NOTICED.
WANTED

DY A YOUNG SWEDISH WOMAN. A SIT.
ID HsfiCn ~ chsmbermsid or to DO general
hVuhsSosEi fFstelsss references Please sd-
orsss PETHoSELLA CARLSON.
hzolw Palissde, Nevada.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-01-04

ANNeYINa.-To be always putting
your kuile or penci! in the wrong pocket
and going through all the rest before
you find them. -,
To have The septuagenarian, who all
vour life has been as an old man to you
speak out to you, well, you're getting
old like the rest of us.
To trade with the furnishing store
clerk who insists, after you have bought
what you desire, on selling you cravats,
collars, cuffs and fancy ho'iery.
To buy something handy 10 have in
the house, aud be told by your wife, on
taklas 1t home that you have paid twice
too much for poor article.
To be told by an advisory friend that
you ought not to do 50 and so when you
haven't done anything OF the sor!, and
then 10 be told you ought to do thus
and so, when you have all along been
doing it.
To get yourself snugly settled in your
seat and your baskets, bundles, pack
aces. vallse, umbrella and bird cage all
stored away in the rack and before and
behind you on adjoining seats, and
then discover you're III the wrong car.
To stow your railroad tioket carefully
away in some secret recess OF your
clothes aud then forget it. and at resu-
lar intervals be seized with a season oI
fear that you have lost it, consequent
on which comes a spell Of frantic
rummagng until you fnd 1t.