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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-11-03

No Wiskey!
Browns IRON BITTERs
is one Of the very few tonic
medicines that are not COM
posed mostly Of alcohol or
whiskey, thus becoming a
fruitful source of intemper-
ance by promoting a desire
for rum.
Browns IRON BITTERs
is guaranteed to be a nom
Intoxicating stimulant, and
it will, in nearly every case,
take the place of all liquor,
and at the same time abso-
lutely kill the desire for
whiskey and other intoXi-
eating beverages.
Rev. G. w. RICE, editor of
the american Christian Re
ve70, says Of Browns Iron
BitterS:
Gin, O., Nov. 10, 1851.
Gents The foolish vast
ing OF vital force in business,
pleasure, and vicious indul-
gence of our people, makes
your preparation necessity;
and if applied, will save hun
dreds who resort to saloons
for temporary recuperation.
Browns IRON BITTERs
has been thoroughly tested
for dyspepsia, indigestion,
biliousness, weakness, debil-
ity, overwork, rheumatism,
neuralgia, consumption,
liver complaints, kidney
troubles, &C., and it never
fails to render speedy and
permanent relief.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
Finished Iron anu Steel.
Financial and Stock Markets.
MORNING REPORT.

New YORK, Sept. Is, IL q. m.-The stock market
opened firm and in the early trade general ad-
vance of 1S@14 per cent. took place, Northern
Pacific preferred leading. Subsequently the
market became weak and prices fell off 4@1I
per cent, Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati &
indianapolis, Denver & Bio Grande, st. Paul &
Omaha, New Jersey Central and Texas Pacific
being most conspicuous.
The Erening Post says: The amount due the
preferred stockholders oe the Northern Pacific
railroad was reported at meeting of the finance
committee held to-day to be little over 81, 500,
600. The preferred stock outstanding is In
amount about So, 000, 600. These are the sur
plus earnings of the road since the date OF organ
ization Of the company, when the holders OF
bonds issued under the Jay Cooke regime con-
sented to convert the bonds into preferred stock
The managers OF the Delaware, Laekawanna &
Western have been persistent buyers of Allie
gheny Central, which gives color 70 the fumor
that negotiations are pending for the purchase of
all the Allegheny Central by the Delaware, Lack
awanna & Western. This explains, in part, the
recent activity and advance In Allegheny Cen
trail +.- --as
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
EVENING REPORT.

EVENING REPORT.
Money 6@7 per cent, closing at per
cent. Prime mercantile paper per cent. Ster-
ling exchange, bankers bills strong at S4.S4;
do. ex. demand, S4.89M.
Governments and per cent. lower
for tours, Is per cent. lower for four and haIfs
and unchanged for the rest. .
Bonds-Railroad bonds weak
State Securi6es-Very dull and without fea-
ture.
Stocks-The general tendency of the stock
market In the early dealings was 70 lower prices.
Northern Pacific, however, was strong and about
ever paid for il. The remainder of the list also
advanced. At o'clock the market became
heavy, but the decline was checked before 2.
The market later became weak and the lowest
prices OF the day were made In the last hour. In
the last five minutes there was slight recovery.
The transactions aggregated 100000 shares:
1000 Delaware, Lackawanna & Western; II, 900
Denver & Bio Grande; 26, 900 Erie; 1900 Mis-
souri,, Kansas & Texas; e, 900 Lake Shore; 1000
Louisville Il Nashville; 10000 Michigan
Central; 5000 Missouri Pacific; 10000 Chicago
C Northwestern; 5000 New Jersey Central;
u, 900 New York Central; 81, 900 Northern Pacific;
a, 900 Philadelphia & Reading; $4,000 Chi
oago, Milwaukee & st. Paul; $4,000 st. Paul &
Omaha; 1900 Texas Pscific; $4,000 Union Pse
cihc; II 900 Wabash, st. Louis & Pacific; $4,000
Western Union Telegraph; 10000 Minneapolis C
st. Louis; $4,000 Oregon &c Transcontinental;
1000 Canada Southern; $4,000 Allegheny Cen
tral; 1000 Chicago, Book Island & Pacific;
8, 400 Chesapeake &c Ohio.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14

berts, 13c; pecsns, 16c; Sicily shelled al
monds, in 80 ID. boxes, Soc PEI ID.
Oil-Raw oil, one barrel, 64c per gallon;
five barrels, CSC; ten barrels, &c. Boiled
Sc per gallon extra. Linseed meal, $3.50
per ton
Flour has been steady and will probably
so continue until the mills begin to turn
out wheat from the new crop. The follow
ing are quotations: Patents, S7@7.5O
straights, S9@6.75; clears, $5@6.25
Common country brands, $4@5, in bar
rels, Csc extra.
Dressed hogs are quoted at 50 per 1OC
lbs. Live S7.25@7.50 per 100 lbs.
Sheep S495 per 100 lbs, with good
supply.
Chickens are IN good supply at 35@50c
per pair. old ones 80 to 66c.
Potatoes from 35 to 45c.
+ Southern onions $4.50@5 per bbl-
Mess pork ard other provisions are firm,
at the following figures: Mess pork
$23.50@24 per Dbl; hams, canvased. 15c
per ID; shoulders, canvased, 11@111sc
clear side bacon, 1870; breakfast bacon
1890; spiced roll, 1870; lard IN tiercess
13c; kegs, 1876; mess beef, $3.50;
smoked beef, 12l5c. -ee
Beans are steady and supply sufficient
Hand-pickea navy, $S.75@4; fair to good
medium, s3@s.5o; ordinary country, $1.5C
@25O. ,-.--
The cattle market has been well sup
piled, and quotations run for good state
steers from. $3.50 to SIS per 100 lbs; fair to
good, $3.50; mixed, 1926 to s.; veal calves.
$45096,50 per 100 pounds; mich COWS,
$35@50. choice $6O@70.
Brewers supplies Selling prices: Malt,
S1.10@1.15 per bushel New York hops,
55c; Washington Territory hops, 55c per
poulh.
Lime, Cement, etc-There So good deal
of activity in these articles and prices are
strong. Quotations are as follows: Osh-
kosk, Port Byron ans Milwaukee white
lime, S1.25 per Dbl; Milwaukee cement,
$3.50 per Dbl; Louisville cement S1.65 per
Dbl; plaster paris $2.25 per Dbl; plastering
hair 35 cents per bushei, St. Louis, No. 1
FIRE brick, s45 per thousand. Fire clay
$3.50 per Dbl.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
|Dobbins' Starch Polish
Health is w ea,lthl

Dr. e. @, Vests nsrys ard brstn treatment, 4
specific xor hysteria dz2ness, commissions, nervous
neaeachs, msnsAi depression. loss OF naanory. Pre-
insure old Gge, caused By over-exerHcr, OF over
indulgence. which leads to misery decay and death
One box VII cure recent cases. Each box contains
ons mouths treatment One dollar boz, or siy
boxes for I've dollars; sent by mail prepaid o1 re-
cefpt % p-ice. We guarantee SIX boxeH 10
cure an case With each order received by us soI
ak boxes, accompanied with nvs dollars, We vi
send tas purchaser writtsn guarantee to return
the money II Zoe treatment doee not effect . cure
Guarantees Issued only b, LsElbtc Co, come.
Third e0d Wsnssha1 strbets. 81. Fsui Ming usdses
hE nal YrxnzsrstkiH a$tarda6 q
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
The Vice Regal Party.

SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, Sept Is. The
Marquis of Lorne and Princess Louise and
party, arrived in this city shortly after 10
o'clock, having been detained about fifty
minutes at Port Costa by an accident,
which was not very serious, and resulted in
no injury to any of the party. They were
met on arrival by British Consul Booker,
and proceeded without ceremony to the
Palace hotel. An address of welcome will
be presented ON behalf of the British resi-
de1ts this afternoon. q, -
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
RETAIL MAREET

The following shows the prices for which the
articles named sold the cay before publication:
MessiEa oranges retail at 75c@S1 per doz.
Lemons, soc per doa. Bananas, scarce, 75c per
doz. New lettuce selling at 75c per doG APP
pies, $395.50 Ger ba.; Sc per Dbl. Early rose
potatoes, SOC Ger ba.; Others, SOC. Onions,
SI.20 br. Cabbage 2G925c per head. Oysters
per can, Standards, 40c; selects soc; Gems of
the Ocean 55c. Granulated sugar II % ID.
packages, lie; powdered, Il SCI cut loaf, I111sc;
crushed, lie; Ext c., Ice; Yellow c., Sc; brown
Sc; Minnesota, Zoe. Best Q. q. Java coffee,
% &c; best Mocha, 81 sc; best Rio 22jIc. Best
teas, Eng. breabtzst, 81 per 10; best Young
Hyson, 81 PEI liz best Gun Powder, S1.20 per
ID; best Japan, soc; best Basket fired Japan,
T5c. Sweet potatoes, 8 lbs. for 25c. Orange Bios
som fiour, $3.50 Or cwt; Pillsbury's best, $3.50
per cwt.; Straight. 1886. Eggs, 22c per doz.;
fresh, 25c.
Meats sirIol- and porte, house steak,
15@18c; rio roasto, I5c; cilck roasts, 121EG15c;
mutton chops, BE: fore quarter, 15c; round
steak, I5c; shoulder, ~ Sc; veal, 15Ge15e; pork
chops, L5c; pork roasts, 1jc; ham, 17c; bacon
and dry bacon, lSc; shoulders, 1870; joles,
Zoe; corn beef, 9010c; sausage pork, 15c;
smoked sausage, ljc; lard IN jars, Ice; per
single h, ne, n kegs, l4c: dried beef 15c.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
CTATE OF MINNEsO IA, COUNTY OF RAMSEY
y SIS In probate Court.
| In the matter OF the estate OF r. ". Lykens de-

In the matter of the estate OF T. ". Lgkens, de-
ceased:
, On reading and fling the petition Of Clara A
LUkens, of Mitchell, Dakota Territory, represent
ing, among other things that T W. Lukens, late of
Goodland, Indiana, on the I'd day of November, A
1874 at said Goodland. Indiana, died inte,tate,
and being an inhsbitsnt Of said Gcodlaud Indiana
at the time of his death, bnt leaving estate within
this county. and that the said petitioner is the widow
Of said deceased and praying that administration
said estate be to John Oliver granted;
It is ordered that said petition be heard before the
Judge Of this Court Friday, the 9th day of Sep
tenber. d. 1882, at ten O'Clock M, at the pro-
bate Office In said county.
Ordered further, that notice thereof be given tc
the heirs OF id deceased and TO all persons inter
ested by publishing copy of this order for three
successive weeks prior to said day Of hearing In thu
DAILY GLOBE, newspaper printed and published
at at. Paul, IN said county.
Dated at St Paul, the 18th day OF August, A. D
l8aa.
BY the Co2rs, HENRY O'6ORMAN.
us Judge Of Probate.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14

A fire at Crockett, Texas, yesterday
morning destroyed thirty buildings on the
east and south side of the square Loss
estimated at $125, 900; partially insured.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
NOTICE.

To the owners and al others interested in Hewitt
Out Lots. first division. in the County OF Ramsey
and State of Minnesota:
Notice IS hereby gvea that the Northwestern Eie-
vator Company and Daniel NJ Robbins, part OF the
proprietors of said Eewitts Out Lots first division
viii apply to the District Court of Ramsey County,
State of Minnesota First Judicial District. at the next
General Term thereof TO be begun and held at the
Court House in the City of st Paul in said Ramsey
County, On Tuesday. the 2eth day of September, A.
D., 1882, at 10 O'Clock In the forenoon Of said day.
or "a soon thereafter they be heard to vacate
the following portion or part of said Hewit's Out
Lots first division to wit: 81 that part of Vandalia
street and of Central street lying and situate between
the Territorial road" and Fulton avenue. accord
ing to the recorded plat OF said Hewitts Out Lots
first division. or file Ia the Office OF the Register Of
Deeds OF said Ramsey County; and to adjudge and
declare the title to the lands embraced by said
tons of said Vandalia and Central streets to be in
the said Northwestern Elevator Company, it being
the person entitled to the same.
At which time and place all persons interested are
hereby notified to appear and state any objections
they may have to the granting OF said application,
petition for which has been filed with the CLERK of
said District Court at his Office in said City of St
Paul Dated July 9th, A. D 1882.
TIE NoRTRwEsTERN ELEVATOR COMPANY,
(By D. Nj. Robbins, General Manager)
ua Is DANIEL N. ROBBINS.
CYRUS J.. THoMPsoN, Attorney for said Proprietors,
st. Paul. Mimi. aug10thu7w
S,TATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF q RAMSEY
y Is. In Probate Court, Special term, August
In the matter OF shs estate OF Francis Atwood,
deceased:
On reading and fling the petition Of Emma Co.
hcun Atwood, OF said county, representing, among
other things, that Francis Atwood, late Of said
county, on the 5th day of August, A. 1882, at st.
Paul. IN said county, died intestate, and being an
nhabitant of this county at the time Of bis DEATH
leaving goods chattes and estate within this county
and that the said petitioner is the widow Of said de-
ceased, and praying that administration of said
estate he to William D. Kirk, granted;
It is ordered that said petition be heard before the
Judge of this court, on Monday, the 18th day Of
september, A D.. 1882, at 10 O'Clock .. m, at the
probate Office in said county. ill.,,
Ordered further, that notice thereof be given to
the heirs Of said deceased and all persons inter-
ested. by publishing copy Of this order for three
successive weeks prior TO said day of hearing. In
the DAILY GLOBES newspaper printed ana published
at st Paul, in said county.
BY the court, HENRY O'GORMAN
Il. g. Judge Of Probate.
Attest: FRANK ROBERT, Jr., Clerk.
aag 24-thu-sw
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
Cincinnati Whisax Market

CINCINNATI, Sept. 13.-Whisky quiet; SLIT.
Combination sales of finished goods Ats bar
reis Basis SLIT.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
That terrible

, scourge, fever and
ague, and its con-
gener, bilious re-
mittent. besides
affections of the
stomach, liver and
bowels, produced
by niasnatic air
and water, are
both eradicated
and prevented by
the use Of Hostel
ter's Stomch Bit
tiers, a purify veg
etable elixir, in
dorsed by physic-
ians, and more
extensively used
as O. remedy for
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
DEPARTING TRAINS.
Rivar Division

st. Louis Express.
Milwaukee & Chicago Elk.
Milwaukee & Chicago Elk.
Iowa & MINI. Division
South'n MINI. & Iowa Elk.
Owatonna Accom-.
Mason Cy.. South & West e,
Hastings & Dakota Div.
Aberdeen & Dakota Elk.
Bird Island Accom-.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
NJ DORAN'S REPORTS.

The following quotations giving the range to
the markets. during the day were received by III.
DoRAN, Commission Merchant.
LIyEspool, Sept 13, 10 a. m.-Spos wheat
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
FINANCIAL & COMMERCIAL.
BOARD or TRADE.

ST. PAUL, Sept. Is, 1892.
There Wee no material changes on the
board yesterday, the following being the
quotations;
Wheat-No hard, Sl.0Z bid. $1.15
asked; 40. hard $l.O2 bid, 1.05 asked;
No ., 95c bio; September 9Oc October
S5c bid; November Sc bid; year S5c bid;
Corn-No ?, 74c asked: September 74c
asked.
Oats-No. =. mixed. S4c bid; Sept.
sc asked Oct sc bid. Sic asked;
November, 4ac bid, SIC asked; year,
26c bid, Doc asked; No white, SAC bid.
Barley-No :. soc bid; No. ,, extra,
SIC bid; Ne. =, 69c bid.
Rye-No ,, soc BID.
Ground Feed g.! asked
Bran $1O.I0 bid.
Flax Seed 81 bid.
COGEuSSI IN DEALEES.
The following ars the quotations oi sales from
bv commission men yesterday and ace subject
-, II,;I, }I,tcF,
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quiet but steady. Cargoes off coast quiet.
Cargoes off coast steady.
WHEA1
MILWAUKEE.
CHICAGO.

Wheat receips in Chicago 1922 1908 bushels;
shipments 156,973.
Year wheat closed In Chicago at 94c.
Year corn closed In Chicago at 54J6c.
Year oats closed In Chicago at 30Tc.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14

LEAVE MINNEAPOLIS.
$50 n, f1:o0 p m, 1870 p NJ 1900 pm.
LEAVE PAUL.
1850 N, t9:2o N, 1870 O II, fl:45 NJ, $50 N
and 645 p II.
LEAVE sTrLLwArE2 FOR ST. PAUL & MIsHEAPoLIs.
1920 n, 11:43 N, *2:11 N, 1855 N, SIS
Daily. Except Sundays. Except Mondays.
Tickets, Sleeping Car Accommodations and
all information can be secured at
No. Ii Nicoiiet House Block, MINNEAPOLIS
=. CHARBONNEAU, Ticket Agent
Minneapolis depot, corner Washington ard Fourth
avenue north. W. ?. IVES, Ticket Agent
Corner Third and Jackson streets, st. Paul
THOMPSON & PETSCH, Ticket Agents.
New Union Depot, foot of Sibley street,
KNEBEL & BROWN, Ticket Agents.
S. g. STRICKLAND, Ticket Agent, saltwater.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14
Chicago, Milwaukee & ST. Pal Railway.
Arrival apdraeparture of through Messenger train

Leave 4 Leave
Minneapolis st. Paul.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-09-14

the above class Of disorders, as well as for
many others, than any medicine of the age. For
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WHITE LEAD
Strictly pure. -...... n. b. L c..
lots Of 500 pounds so I" "a TIM ......-..6 IS
Strictly pure, less
quantity ......... IS
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The following are the quotations oi sales from
bv commission men yesterday and ace subject
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-12-15
AphOrisms from the Quarters.

J. A. Macon, in the Century Brie a. -Brac.
Niger sleep warm ct his bead
kivered up.
Nort wind show you de cracks in
tie house.
When YOU make de jail too nice,
you better strenkin' dc hog pen.
Mule don't kick 'cordin to iIorule.
Black sheep hide mighty easy in
de dark.
Sun trabble slow cross de neS
gloan's.
Better keep de rockin cheer in
lie cabin lo' tell Sunday.
You can't coax de mornin' glory
tp clam de wrong way round dc
corn stalk.
Sll'lay night hep de roomaliz
pow tai.
Hugh rarnt nigser aiut much SER
vice at DE los rOllin'.
Blind bride can't hide de fodder
fam dc lean horse.
C1rucob stopper don't hut de
lasSes IN de jue.
Hot sun make de blades dull in
de har, es' liel.
Mule don't understaI de wheel
borler.
Smart rabbit go home no de snow
drne lallin'.
Dead hmb on de tree show itse'f
when dc buds cum oft.
De new groun' is lie bes' yard
stick to medger "A strange Niger
by.
Dribin' de seers wild mule talk
is illnsin'' way your bref,
Tlnplale don't Glind drappin' on
dr ho.
Cussin' de veal her is mighty poo
tarnln'.
De preacher need heap mo- grace
hen he Won't pray for rain tell de
Wind git right.
II takes heap o licks toslribe a
aail in de dark.
Good signs o rain don't always
hel de young crap.
Books don't tell when de bee
martin an de chicken hawk tell out,
Din't take toe big chip on Il
s,ppliT.
DE public road aiu't free tor de
ratIlrSnakr.
DE- plow pint Is close kin to Il,
meal bag.
Dir's snmp far's in de wnr dat
don'i slide lung on de telegraph
wire.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-12-15
Peniteutiary Conviets.

Alabama gets Sl3 n head for her
convicts. Mississippi gives l4O OF
them awns tor nothing and onl,
stlo oax additional oue.-Er-
change.
There Ii evidently very great dis
satisfaction 10 every part of the
State with he present system of
,lIsposing OF the penitentiary con.
vicls. The system was adopted by
the Legislature OF 1875 IN "a dire ne.
ccssity, and at thet no one sup
posed it was TO been permanent
thing. That legislature t0nnd the
peuiI entiary full aud the State
treasury exhausted. Somethiua
had TO be done, and until = better
arrangement could be- effected II
was determined to lease our the
convirts nv laborers. The system.
with al Of ifs objects, continue TO
this day, and 40 far as We can
Judge, there IL no decided effort to
improve 1t.
Thirty years ago all the convicts
were employed within the walls OF
the penitentiaryj aud IN the mann
fsctnre OF goods aud implements
Of prime necessity. There were
steam engines there, aud regular
manufacturing establishments, turn-
ing out articles IN daily request at
The hands of the peoN le. II We re.
member rightly, the renitentiary
factories of that period were a per-
feet success, aud were broken up
only hs the war.
Why may not the factory again
be put in operation, aud the con
victs now scattered through the
State employed within the walls T.
Raymond Gaxrffe
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-12-15
Wedding Anniversaries.

1t is the custoal in this country
to celebrate the anniversaries of
happy marriages nc certain periods.
These are:
The first anniversary, called the
cotton wedding.
The second anniversary, called
the paper wedding.
The third anniversary; called the
leather wedding.
The 9th anniversary, called the
wooden Wedding.
The tenth anniversary called the
tin wedding.
The twelfth anniversary, called
the silk aud fine linen wedding.
The titteeuth anniversary, called
the rystal wedding.
Thetwentieth anniversary, called
the China wedding.
The tweuty.fifth anniversary,
called the silver wedding.
The thirtielh anniversary, called
the pearl wedding.
The iortielh anniversary, called
the ruby wedding.
The tll'tieth anniversary, called
the golden wedding.
TIE seventy-tiilh anniversary,
called tue diamond wedding.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-12-15
THE CSRTs.
REGULAR TERMS
circuit Court, seventh District.
SAMUEL II. TERRAL, Judge.
THOMAS s FORD. District Attorney.

Clarke county. first Monday In February
and August. continuing twelve days.
gemper eonnty. first Mopday IN March
and September, continuing twelve days.
Landerdale county, first Monday in July
and January continuing twenty-fonr judi
visl days II business requires. :.
WAYNE county, first Monday In April
aud October, continuing six days. !.
Greene county, second Monday In April
and October, confirm ng six days. =.
Perry county. third Monday in April
and October. continuing six days. =.
Marion county. fourth Monday In April
and October. continuing six daysr
Hancock county, first Monday after the
fourth Monday OF April and October, con-
timing twelve days.
Harrison county. third Monday after
the fourth Monday Of April aud October,
continuing six days.
Ja. kson county. fourth Monday. after
fourth Monday Of April aud October, con-
unuing twelve days.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1882-12-15
Wanted TO be an Editor.

slave you bad any experieace
10 the bGsiuessf' We ASKED Ot "A
verdant-lookiug youth ho applied
ior an editorial position the other
day.
"Havn't |, thought" he replied.
as be showed oae loot under The
chair to hide the uaskilifulI patch.
ing of Il hacSwOods coublsr. II
should say | d ha SON. ex,.rienre.
Haven't | coIrrspoa.e,i with rne
Pumpkiuville ScIeamer for slx
weeAsf llain't that enough ex.
periehctf'
Ina. will do very well,r We ri
piled, "Dat when We take yoHag
nen on oar edhOriii st Il we gener.
ally put them through an examina..
lion dow much is twelve tines
uue y
Twelve. Why, auy little boy
Ought To anr
Hold on, please, Don't be too
fast. How many homes are thrie
IN the human body n
Swell, Itolsot now, but did
know wuutz'
~ ha J Don't yon know thatf
Why, there are 7,4S3,G5i,Gl,l45
o0ht ia an ordinary IMAM.
man that snorrs has QUE uiore
bone ihan otbeI people.'
Nv hat bone is thatin
"lhe trombone. IL IL situated
meSbere ~ the nose. You won't
forget that, sill youi
tie said ne wouldn't.
."H.he you good constitutional
"Putty Iolerdble good"
"how long DO yuu suppose you
could hvo o. lraw cotton anl fdi,h,
anu do the work Ut domesticatel
elephAuti'
laws, | dou't believe | could
live Inore'h WeeS.n
Well that's as long rs you'd
want to li'e It you got al ediiurial
position Oh this paper. You ap.
pear To be pretty we'll posted. We
shall ask sou one more question,
AND II yoE prove egnsl 10 it, you
eau take ot y0ar coat and sail in.D
"Let me have 'er, squire. didn't
correspond win the PumpkIuvIiIe
ScleainSI six weeks tor nothln'.
Let her comtl I'ln on deck. lam"
q" oil, sI, 1t two diamelrical
circles, viii ocIagoaal peripherirs,
should collide with centrifugal
ldlosyncrasy--oi, 10 put II plnnrr,
We say a dlsenirdncbiss,,l nouenti.
ty-Nhat effect would the catas-
tropbe exer On a crtstaliized cod.
lsh suspended by the tail from tho
homogeneous rditess of Tho em.
pyreaop
AS the tall force of this ponder.
oas probleUl broke upon his be.
wilielcd brain, he slowly dragged
bis inarlisticaly cot bled shoe from
under his chair and started fron
the roOm. We then placldiy re-
sumed our dales, regretting that
so promising youth shouI,l have
been "welghed in the balance and
found waui!ng!p a