Daily Republican., 1882-06-09
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Sun rises 1 2s,
sun sets 7.3O.

Sun rises 42'. sun sets 79O.
Christtield & Best
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmers.
Ice cold oysters at Fullner's.
| Tramps have happy disposition.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
Butcher shops are joint stock concerns,
Winter comes when Autumn leaves
| Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street.
T. H. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
Ben johnson was the first Englishman to
drop his h.
Parker, cupping and leechi4g, No. lO3 East
Second street.
Go to T. F. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts,.
Tor good cigar.
| The scales of Justice are for tae weight of
the trangressor.
| Our choice Mayhower at W. J. Bimble,s.
Front and MAIDS IN Streets
How to make cool thousand a year -,,o
into the Ice business.
Jean drawers. thin underwear and hosiery
| 5l6 Market street.
! Wonderful combination CARPET stretcber
1
1t is safest to whistle down the muzzle of a
gun after the gun has gone of.
| The Best Minnesota flour at W. !. Kim.
ble's, Front ana Madison streets.
For good sprlrg bed buy the National
Wire Mattress Of s. Murphey & Son
Morning Star New Process at W. j Kim
ble's, Front and Madison street
Fine Is X. Plain Gold Rings, at,E X,
| HhD6 Slh East Enu rth
When card players disagree the should
pour Hoyle on the troubled waters.
"What is once passed eau never be re-
called" A street car, for instance.
90 to Samuel Murphey u Sons for fine
chamber suits, the best assortment in the
city.
In the case of defunct insurance company
ve-y commonly the receiver is as bad as the
thief
Go to Blake's, No. 2S3 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
1t take girls about four hours longer to
wash the front windows of the house than
the back windows
To buy good cheap produce 70 to higgins
Co., l03 East Foulth stree dealers in eggs
and all kinds Of produce.
Hot weather and tniu underwear. We've
got the latter bottom prices. Uhristtield u
| best, 5l5 Market street.
We have on hand large assortment of
turn ture which We are selling at low prices.
Samuel Murpney X Son.
Stlne retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, NO. East Third street, between
Market and King streets
VThe difference between woman and an
um brclia is, there are times when you can
smut up-an umbrella.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
81 w, AT hollands, NO. East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
For bargains In furniture aud bedding, &c
TO l.. 4. A.dalr's, 207 Market street ana see
Ills goods and learn his prices.
lfyou want q nrst class parlor suit MADE
10 order for low price, 70 TO w. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and latnall streets.
The largest and best assortment Of picture
frames can be found at G. K. Baughs, 5O7
Shipley street.
straw hats in great variety at the one.price
furnishing store Of q. s. Humphrey II Bro,
8o2 Market street. Strictly one-price is their
motto.
large stock of straw hats and summer
underwear, very cheap at Ross, ll6 Market
street. 1t Will pay you to call and examine
them.
'Ato AOo, Oh dtehCHC VI tuO SAiu5So lLCRd-
ton. at Washington, has a fan upon which is
some poetry supposed to have been written
5,LCO years ago.
" nile we have an immense stock Of straw
hats we have the ceebral ed Earl Il Wilson
collars and cuffs. q. s. Humphrey h Bro,
80. Market street.
Beggar-"You will not refuse few pen.
MES to a discharged tunnel laborer? have
nothing lett in my pocket besides few dy-
namlte ca1tridges.'
FIN New Zealand the women wear their hair
cut short, while the men wear their hair
long. AvideItly it is the sterner seA who do
the hair.pulling in that country.
An English physician says a man can stop
mt Of sneezlng by crawling oSn stairs
head first. Almost anything can be cured
that way ifthe stairs are steep enough.
When the dentists of this country can dis
cover way to pull teeth without making a
mao wish he had been Dcrn d hen, life will
have twice as much brightness.
Persons wanting mlnce meat, apple butter,
preserves OF all kinds, good, pure tub butter,
Ouckwheat, &c, can be accommodated at H
II. MoOre's stalls. II and "A and street market
A Western Judge has decided that hus
band is responsible Tor what his wife says. N 0
wonder the young mon OF to-day hesitate |
about assuming the responsibilities OF mar.
ried lite.
John e. Bryant will call upon parties liv. |
ing in any section of the city, and Will ex- !
hibit samples OF Bibles and Albums, upon |
receipt Of postal sent to Pen nsylvania House, !
Front and King streets
freshman who expected to be hazed hired |
a prize ghJer to sleep in his room, and two
professors who called to talk reli sion to him
got such slugging that they wero obliged
TO stay III bed Tor month.
Two newsboys in Canada, conversing on
the difference between English and Ameri-
can time said: III you mad o brother in
England and he died at twelve, you would
get the news in Montreal four hours before
he died.
1t takes seven years for an alligator to
grow to that point where his hide Is worth SO
and during that time he Is pretty liable to
devour two niggers and q calf worth IS, SO
the alligator caunot be regarded as b source
Of profit.
A North Carolina girl who went out to
meet her lover against the wishes of her par.
ents, was struck dead by lightning Just as
she had agreed to fly with him. Probably If
she had refused 1t would have made heap
Of difference about the lightning's hitting
hel.
We ought to contine good advice to mar
row limit When an actor said On the stage
II brother actor who was exceedingly home
ly, my Lord, you change cOuntenanco." q
wretch in the pit cried out, "For heavens
sake let him"
Rev. Samuel Il. Wilson, of Madi son says !
he would rather stand alone with Paul than
be with the women. Well, We guess we won't
stand In with Brother Wilson. We fear 1t
would be a little lonesome out in the next
world with Just him and Paul.
A short-sighted German professor, having
invited several students to sup with him, no
tices that one OF them does not touch his [
knife and fork, and asks him why he doesn't
eat. Student--"Becaus there is nothing :
left on the plate.' Professor-'Then one OF
The others. must have taken more than one
sausage" '
Emerson's plan was to write book, con.
dense 1t to a chapter, trim the chapter down
to paragraph, include the paragraph in .
sentence and reduce the sentence to q word.
So some of the moralists say. We commend
the plan to our poets. II they will send us
only one word at o time we will have no
trouble in making room for the epics.