The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-04-12
SIDE DISHES.

:Do yO,, speak German" was asked
Of one Of GOtham's gid.ly butterflies OF
fashion the other evening. Ne, but 1
dwance it," was the reply Of the maiden.
IAN honest mans the nohiest work of
God" Nothing is said about an homes
woman, because she isn't such an as
founding varitty.-B",HaVion Xa"A-
eye.
A Spanish provcrb has it that MAN
il the child of bis own deeds" The
American version should l,e that "Nlan
is often the slave al his own mort cages"
-LowrN Cti-,n.
When Douglas Jtrroltl heartla II society
bore speaking Of n song that ''always
carried h,m away" when he heard it,
JerrOld simply asked it some one present
would please tO sing it.
"In what condition was the patriarch
Job ut the end Of his life" asked \
Sunday school teacher ofa quiet lo"king
by Mt fhe foot If the class. Dead
calmly rerlietf'the quiet looking 10y.
1.-THE chair will not submit to any i'm
pertinence," il the nrnlern and more po-
lite rendering 0f the old negro's ruling:
''Dis chair entcrt;i1ns no rOnscnse, ana
will shy dc inkstand at Jic head Of de
ft,st biz tx rascal dat fools wild it,
Troy Timfs.
Mrs. Smith tcmphatically\-'PoOr
Mrs. Siren! they M she has lN'cn or
dcrral tO Il warmer climate. DO you
think she will .o::' Mrs Brown (grinl-
lv)-"No," n": while she lives.
ronto Grip.
A hal.l-I,. aided professor. rerr"vissg q
youth for the exercise Of his lists. SAID
I'VE fight with our heads ut this col
l<..c." The youth reflected Il moment
anil then rcpli"l; "Ah, seq. and you
have butted all your hair oil. - T"U.
Recent Experiments show that the
tensile strength oc glass is between :aNM
aud 5000 pounds per square inch. Fer"
aons who have been surprised ~ the
fact will not understand why glass il
used to contain Maine's fav"ritc Mver-
SEe.
Lord ". whose popularity WAS not
excessive in Il certain Scotrl, town, ';v'
ing refused an inlportunata hcg..'r. she
renewed her application, Now. my
lord, if yc'd Just III me ane little sax
pence, i co,,i.l treat every friend ys have
in the toon. ."-Q";=.
Bright little girl: ''Tl'c r'bh"rS can't
steal my mammals diamond ear-rings,
'.ause nl,a's hidden tllcnh.' Visitor
"Wherr has he hidden thc,n:' Little
Girl-"Why. heard him say he had
put them up the s,n,,it. and he expected
they would stay there"
4 family ,s,,"r published u long arti.
clio entitled "llo,sekc"ling HEREAFTER"
"Mewift,l heavens" grM,nr'| II distrac'-
ell mother nf five children. and Keeper
q: one husband and two servants, 'if
thought there was ."jn":" h" amy house
keeping hereafter. declare I'I never
die. ."-.Ny,r,""*. H11t'd
When E'iikinshurv novc,; away fs'M
town II. was asked i; IT, l''cs ivrl amy.
thing in the wav ola k~'W:.';r from the
citizens. NO." h" replied; "n"'h;ng:
although hcli"v" there wis something
| said about NY rsrrivin" ,h" '"''"r'tu't
ti"nS Of ll.t people in my c''a':" II resi-
t.encc."
4 little box asks IT," r"l'n",n't .n"a-
ton. to which al n,,n.i;!:s 8 ,Ah,,%' - .'t
not vet rrsor.icl:
Mamma, II bear should swallow
me | wn!,il die. Wnl!'.nt /"
"Ir$. dear.
! "And wo"l'l ! ::"tc l,'lvcr""'
"Ers. ,'car.'
! ".\nd would the bca, ..,avc IL ..:. is".:
\ certain t:.,ic,"n attorney, w;'' l,,
, ',rn quite zraln.iS in i'r."if ~ 'h" :;an,-
l.ler<. ,!"S mn! seen, to L.. h"h III N":v
h,.I, rvyar,! Wy J,;.i"r smith. \ rs-e
came ~: ..r other cry IN v'''"is 'ie
former was counsel. y; ',1c :!n.' "' HE
cal! l,r wa: cut "i;h@ r'n:n. :" .'iit'""
Smith r':::ic an rx'"l'inn I" li' &, nrr:.
rule an'i wai:. Il few minutes. Tired
at w"i.:rr ,;:c .;'.d:'c said: ''D'"'@ "aS
oi,c know vncr. Mr.. D. i-.' The
clerk rc-,r',.'.ri tina, she c'.::''i MOI l."
far away. ~, hi, "vrlva.a. !:v'r :, c's:;'t.
, .'T!.::' will ,lr =. wei! a-l..n,-;l'; ." "r
, Wit, M. c,Sr." said the .n!-r.