The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1882-11-04
SUNBEAMS.

Three more days.
Farewell, Hubbellism.
"Stand by your sheriff, mem"
Washburn and Campbell must go!
November 3Oth is Thanksgiving Day.
De Sun du move! So says Brother JAS
per.
Good BYE. Conkling, Cameron and
"Bossism."
There will be lots of consolation telling
how it happened.
Safe voyage up the river, Washburn
uncle, and Washburn nephew.
The Browns Valley Reporter is bloom
Ing alone in Traverse, for Kindred.
The fsctional candidates will find them
selves adjourned sine die, Tuesday night.
Where is Mr.. Campbell TINS week. The
bars are down in Stevens county and no
body TO put them up.
Campbell and Washburn will deglutate
the Thanksgiving turkey in camp-on
Salt River. They both must go!
The politicians are waxing warm, and
the country will be ruined entirely if the
candidates are not every one elected.
The Sun shines for all in the hope OF
saving the unwary from the many pitfalls
that rampant rasoality has prepared for
them.
Campbell and Washburn will have a
Lost Cause" on their hands next week
The people are attending to the matter
themselves.
Professor Proctor says the comet il
likely to return in few months. Camp
bell and Washburn do not expect to be
back so soon.
When we meet a man on the street now
a-days it takes us some time to "size him
~ before we can talk politics. 1t don't
DO to slip up, you know.
Our brethren of the paste-pot and shear:
are bending their gigantic intellects a
present to the herculean task of mailing
campaign lies-and one another.
"The United States eats annually So,
100000 worth of peanuts."-Ex.
What in the deuce Is the United States
eating peanuts for?
The negro's::deinition of uics versa viii
occur to the Ortonyille man: wiser wers,
am preparation from de Latin and mean
wuss and W 6ss and:mo of it." Campbell
must go!
The first snow of the season fell at th
place Tuesday night last, but hardly tarrie,
to say good day. The farmers who ar
not through blowing babe it a kind GOO
day when it left.
Morris may not be the first town in Min
nesota in commercial importance, but tn
speculative citizen need not hesitate t
stake hiss saccharine entity" that she i
making giant strides.
Our morning paper did not used to b
delivered through the key-hole. 1t wa
pushed under the door and this seems nc
only the proper way, but ohviates al
difficulty with the key if it becomes M
cessary to use it.
TIE comet is still visible to the earl
riser We hope on its return that it vii
choose more convenient hour TIL
average citizen is unable to take in all til
political pow-wows and get up earl
enough to see the celestial visitor Wasl
burn must go.
The thermometer will mark several d,
grees below the freezing point, whe
either of the factional candidates for CO,
gress in this district succeeds in runnin
the old egularly-nominated candida,
from The field. In other words, it will b
cold day.
A Country Editors Crown JeweIs:-Tl
only crown jewels that a country edite
will! ever wear will be the beads of perspl
ration, which adorn his classic bro
when he gets throp gh wrestling with til
hand-press, after working off his who
carbohydrates Travellers Magazine.
The Kindred mem had brilliant torch
light procession on Tuesday evening las
followed by mass meeting in Berkin
hall. The hall was full to over fowiu
and the audience was entertained b
speeches by Gen. w. l.. Banning aud Co
Sleeper. Gen. Banning's a-gumen
against the election of Knute Nelson {
any other Washburn tool to congress
were unapswerabie, and, if the other fe
low he spoke about-who was to build u
Duluth and open the water course to I'll
sea-board--had been Barnum instead {
Kindred, it would have been the be
speech delivered in the fifth district sint
the campaigu opened