The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-04-20

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vail oan gssfcsBs.
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dressed - Youf Rysneaa
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sag.a i,isafasp No wpsder thea ,hsi :
runas uaa non,isehe oiisa iieales
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lar 10, erpsnh lnsi nop ] have qniis
,aooeL &c ao 10 wait npon mysslt
wAcu sirl has heea At school serea
yrs,s asa sl.ells racciosit '''srinAie. .
il ,l4e tanl, II ihe sclsooi system - u tic
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S.8oa chase s4,ieo "a star Lasi
yosag man. 10 l,eswecu him and Herses
Giefls, 80 yeung msD all b. lisciy 10
l5csie sones hs,p IN the vicinity Of Ohio.
Au. b, taid. Il don't keep il.a'
sr-ai atr,frosn. numbering yellow dos
iss,auss have a. affection fer BIN Of 90
y, Lissac,ay Bot. ar bate the neigh.
ls.r
So~ that To- SpilLg honse-clcAning Is
500. lnsuo,d. llle-tust rance companies are
dualling thar rate oa married mcn. b
ioie skipe 81, risA they make the man
.wear thai his pite ue,cI ics,cs cake o.
soap "a tie slals
a rlild seeing 40 npto~n policeman
90 tho beat one cold day. IN the act Of
l.eati u hipselt vigorously, asked why be
worked - hard said kraui: IA is an bon
eel man trying 70 DO something 10 earn his
pay
An Austin young man Vas seen com
log haniedly out OF business house,
which lac bad entered 10 solicit employ.
mtni As sales man. Ibid the boss engage
you a. sales mani" "No; be wanted ne
10 travel, Was the ambiguous reply,
How beautiful the dome Of heaven
this evening"" said Angelica an she leaned
heavily on bis arm The stars seem TO
look down upon u.s." "oh, yes, " said
practical John, "iis impossible for them
20 look MP 70 US, you know. They
eapnt
a lady was singing at charity con.
Ger, 10 England, aud the audience in
sis,ed upon hearing her the second time.
Her daughter. a little child, wa. present,
on being askcl Afterwards how her mother
bad sung. replied very badly for they
made her do it all over again.
A young mah who thought be had
won the heart, and now asked the hand in
marriage, of certain young widow, was
asked by her what IL the difference be.
tween myself and Mr. Baxley's Durham
cow He naturally replied, Well, ]
don't know. ~ hen, said the widow,
''you had better marry the COW.
Dauiel Webster once good -naturedly
wrote letter for an ignorant servant, and
When be had asked him. "ls there any.
thing else You wish to say, Mlke9' the
man scratched his head and final said,
"les. IL you please. just say they must
excuse the poor scholarship and want Of
sense the letter shows And Daniel ac-
cepted the suggestion.
"Is there anything can do for you,
daIliugY" he said. indiscreetly getting bis
mouth in close proximity to her Grecian
aud highly sensitive nose, and then as she
mcried her head with shrug Of disgust,
hastily throwing few fresh cardamon
seeds into his mouth. Eyes, she answer
ed. without turning ronnd; loren the
window aud give me little fresh air"
A young man was ridiculing the story
Of David aud Goliath, asserting that it was
impossible fora small boy TO throw stone
with force enough to break the skull Of a
giant He appealed to Quaker in conhr
nation OF his theory. WELL" said the
man Of broad brim preiudices, sit all de-
peuds II the giants head was as soft as
thine appears to he, it could be done
easily"
--Lawre's mother was teaching him I,
add, and held up two fingers. He count
ed Now, said she. here are three
more. How many does that make?' The
littls fellow did not quite understand.
why, LaSrie, said she, III you had two
apples, aud ! should give you three more,
what would you haveY' Looked up with his
great speaking eyes. be said "Why,
mamma. would have the stomach ache"
Rev, Samuel Ellis related at recent
club meeting IN Boston anumber Of anec.
do,cs about the late DIR. Chaplin. Once
when DR.. Chaplin vas dining at hotel,
soup oa the bin Of fare This is not bar
ley soup" said he to the waiter: ''it i
lsuely soup. He once asked his daughter
who vas also a pronounced brunette and
very small. Marion, why are YOU like -
certain Boston book publishing houset
Il give Il up, father said she. "Becaus,
You are little brown, was the answer.
Au old negro waiter who met Cover
nor Vance ia hotel in Philadelphia was
good theologian. The Governor had
know him 'do~n south. and. bsyiap
made ies pleasant remarks began 10
tat bin about religious matters. well
nov, Joe, asId the Governor, edo you
really believe IN this election by Got,
that yau speak Off Deed do Mass
Vance, said The negro, seriously
with shake Of the bead We'll, de-
you think | am elected TO be saved
''scAsely know, MAssa Vance; but nell