Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-07-17
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
man always feels put out when he is tahen ill.,
Vgor strength and health all found in one bottle of
Browns Iron Btters.
The best remedy for a sting to poultce the wasp
before it gets its work in.
Butchers Extract of Roots for Homemade Beer-l0
gallons good root beer for 25 cents. Made at home
it is all the sweeter Use it in the house, in the field,
treat your neighbors and drink freely yourself.
She told him she could read his mind like an open
book-and softly added blank book.
Why will you longer be filled with dread for the
future and end your days with general debility when
Wheat Bitters will make you feel like new person!
It's the only good BRAIN blood and nerve food. Sold
by all druggists.
On the question of the next potato crop the eyes
have it, On the question of the onion crop the
will have it.
Mrs. S. kind Boston lady living at the West
End, says: Il have given Healys Vegetable Tonic
Cordial or Pills to twenty people. In every
it was a successful cure"
Cephane is not opate or narcotic. Dispense
with them and use it.
A party of San Juan ranchers made bonfire of an
Apache Indian, and the coroners jury returned a
verdict of overcome by the heat"
ROSE COLD AND HAY FEvER.-"Being seriously
troubled with hay fever and cold tried Ely's
Cream Balm, and was surprised obtaining almost
immediate relief. l earnestly recommend it to all
similarly afflicted. W. P. Andrus, druggist Metuchen
New jersey"
"Having been afflicted with hay fever for years
gave Ely's Cream Balm trial: much benefited.
1 have had no attacks since using if. E. r. Rauch,
editor Carbon Co. Democrat, Mnuch Chunk, Pa"
"For years have been afflicted with hay fever, from
early in August until frost. 1 was induced to give
Ely's Cream Balm a trial The relief was immediate.
regard myself cured G. Schriber, supt. of Cordage
Co, Elizabeth, NJ
There are still few persons at large who will invest
their money mining stocks preference to invest
ing it in a dog and shooting the dog.
Impure water unhealthy climate. unripe fruit, un-
wholesome food malaria and a thousand little ills are
nothing to those fortified by the use of SANFORD S
GINGER, "the delicious"
Where pangs the mortal flesh assail,
And give q bitterness to life,
Making the cheek with anguish pale,
Amid the fierce internal strife;
Then Sanford's Ginger soothes the pam,
And smiling health looks up again.
Two important events in the life of man are when
he examines his upper lip and sees the hair coming
and when he examines the top of his head and sees
| the hair going.
| PEERLESS PERFUME.-The refreshing aroma Of
Floreston Cologne and Its lasting fragrance make it
| peerless perfume for the toilet.
| New Haven man waited for thirty-fve years tc
recover half dollar which he lost in sewer but he
| got it at last When a Connecticut man gets brace
| with his feet he never lets go.
| A TRAVELLERS sToRY.-After spending months a
watering places and consulting the best physicians
without benefit, returned home disheartened ant
expected to die. A friend urged trial of Parker'
| Ginger Tonic Three bottles and careful diet have
brought me excellent health and spirits, and hope
my experience may benefit similar sufferers.-Cincin
| natl lady. See other column.
new Jersey boy secured weeks extra vacation
by placing torpedo where the schoolmaster woul'
step upon it. He spent the heft of the time In get
ting himself into shape to sit down.
| PERSONAL! To MEN ONLY!-The Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich, will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Eec
tro-votaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial 70
thirty days to men young or old) who are afticte
with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood, an
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complet
| restoration of health and manly vigor. Address a
above. N B-No risk is incurred, thirty days tria
| is allowed.
| ain off the 1nha of his Wife'S
He says he did it for fun, but it is suspected that
had promised her pair of diamond ear rings an
knew no other way out of the dilemma.
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, col
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs an
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
| A Galveston widow is about to marry her fifth hui
| band. Her pastor rebuked her for contemplatn
matrimony soon again. "Well want you to III
dersand if the Lord keeps taking them, will, too
was the spirited reply.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia general debilit
liver complaint, bos, humors, chronic diarrhe
nervous Affections female complaints and all disease
| originating in bad state of the blood
A married lady declined to tell a maiden sister al
of her troubles saying. Where ignorance is bliss.
folly to be WISE" "Yes" replied the sister, land
have come to the conclusion that when singeness
bliss, tits folly to be wives
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "RouE
on Rats" 1t clears out rats. MICE bedbugs, roache
/ vermin, flies. ants, insects. l5c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stingng, smartin
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
: cured by Buehupaiba 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express, Sl25 for So E. s. Wells. Jersey City, N
BRAIN AND NERvE.-wells' Health Remover, gre'
est remedy on earth for impotence. eanness, sexu
debility etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expires
sl.25, 6 for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, NJ.
"Disagree?" said the juryman. "of course d
Dye think I'm such lunkhead as to have no opini
: different from the eleven donkeys was associat
with? 1 only disagreed, sir, as matter of justice
myself"
Y RESCUED FROM DEATH.-William J. Coughlin,
e Somerville Mass, says: "In the fall of 1876 "
!. taken with bleeding of the nngs followed by seve
to my bed. In 1877 1 was admitted to the hospit
The doctors said 1 had a hole in my lung as big a
half dollar. At one time report was around that
was dead gave up hope but friend told me
Dr. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. 1 got b
e tie, when to my surprise, commenced to feel bett
Il and to-day feel better than for three years past
Il 81 write this hoping every afflicted with disc
ed lungs viii take Dr. William Halls Balsam, and
convinced that consumption be cured. lean
, tiyely say it has done good than all the OIL
:: medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold
II T. T. button. Barton. Vt.