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Weekly Phoenix herald., 1882-10-06
sutcide-Drowned In a Bath Tub

SAN FRANcIsco, Sept. 30.-Mrs. Charlotte M. Fisher, widow lady residing with her daughter at No. 1007 Market street, committed sui eide yesterday by drowing herself in the bath tub at the Sanitarian Baths, at North Beach. The lady had beer much depressed for some days.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08
HuM0RS

The cause OF most human Ills. and curing WHEN
physicians HOSPITALS. and all other methods AID
remedies i.,ii. >>cruiud. ur King Evil. GlandUlar
Swelln@s 'l.,rS. Di Sores. MILK Leg. Nurvuria!
Affections. hrysinclaS Tum"r> Assesses Ear
buccS. if"iiE. BLOOD Hui>ouS. Bri%lt'S Disease.
Wasting Of The Kidneys and Liver. Rh"uniHti~lu.
Constipation, Piles. Dyspepsia, and all l:ch.n@.
and ScalN
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08

~ Deaf people sometimes hit ON strange
truths. The other day young damsei was
addressing pious old gentleman who was
so deaf that, as Hood says, lie couldn't hear
anything, even if an earwig had carried in
the news, aud she happened to say of the
new minister that he was just married.
Has he got it had ." shouted the listener
who had evidently misunderstood: There
was nothing to do but to shake the head
negatively, but the pious man continued,
"The ways of Providence are very pecul-
lar, aren't they =" This time there was an
affirmative shake of the head. At last the
old gentleman asked again, Do you think
he will ever recover? Tell him when you
see him how sorry | am, will your 1t
was afterward discovered that he thought
the new minister had caught fever. And
his con ments were made accordingly.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08
THE AGES OF THE PATRIARCHS.

On full examination of the question
of patriarchal longevity the disparity OF
their ages to those of latter times diSap-
pear. A very slight error in the transla-
tien of the Hebrew numbers had led TO
all this apparent disparity. The age Of
the antediluvians was not to exceed l40
years. Genesis :, ). And the Lord,
said, My spirit shall not always strive
with man, for that he is also flesh. Vet
his days shall be 100" This was the
regular good old age OF men, with spec
ial variations. both before and for some
time after the days of Abraham.
In reading concrete numbers first. thus:
Ninety and seven for o., forty and seven
A.. The reversal of this rule in the trans
lation of Genesis. 30, as an illustration,
will show the error in all similar cases.
Adam lived 100 years and begat son,''
CONTINUED on FOURTH PAGE.)
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CIJT!CIiSH-

4 sweet. interchangeable Medical .Icly clears oil
all external e. j,icncc OF Blood NUmuI~ cuts away
Dead Skin and Flesh. instantly allays Itchin%s
and lrritatiOns. SOitcnS. SnuthG-. aud Heals
Worth its weight i'll gold for oil ltch'i. Diseases
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08

Es=The peculiar action on the kidneys
and urinary organs of asparagus is fire.
quently noticed during the season. Prof
Benson recently proved in the case Of the
Emperor William and others that in combi-
nation with malt and quinine it is an abso-
lutte specific for diseases Of the liver, kid
neys and urinary organs. His method has
been adopted by the Malt Ritters Company
and this great German food is now compos-
ed of malt, Hops, quinine bark and aspara-
gus-Heaical Times.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08
DOWN GO THE PRICES.

Even sacrifice profits people have done generously
; 70 ANY vc.rs.an we are slt>f
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08

An Exquisite Toilet Bath. and Nursery Sanativc
Fragrant with delicious flower udors and healing
balsam. Contains i'll Il modified form all the viz
tIIes of CUTICIRA the great Skin Cure and il in-
dispcnsablc in the treatment Of Skin and Scalp
Diseases. and Tor restoring. preserving. and beau
tiiyin@ the complexion ami skin. The only Ned
icr.al Baby Soap.
CvrlCrRA REMEDIES are the only real curati,es
foe diseases of the Skin. Scalp and Rlucd.
Price. CUTICuRA RESOLvENT. - 90 per bottle
CtTICIIi. :uc per box: large boxes. 81 90: CITI-
CURA MEDICINAL TOILET Soar. 15r.. CUTICTEA
MEDICINAL SH ~ 80. Soar, l5c. Sold everywhere
Principal Depot, Wcsks K Potter, Boston.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08

Best ever made, Emory's Little Ca
thartio Pills, pleasant to take. sugar
coated; no gripping; only Is cents box,
of Druggists or by mail. Standard Cnre
Co., ia Nassau Street, New York.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08

On Per week can he tn~.l,' in any locality
pow Something entirely new 49, agents -
ltdt free 4. W.lNGRAHAM CO.. session,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08
ERUPTIONS

OF tine skin and Scalp.-surh as Salt Rhcuu
Psoriasis. letter. Ringworm BARRIERS Itch. SrIid
Head. Itching Piles. and other DiSfi.urin. and
Uumors from pimpic To- Scroiuliti,
ulcer. when assisted by CITICrRA and CtTICUEA
SOAR. the great Skin Cures.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1882-07-08
New York CT OTHING HOUSE.
1872 and 1874 West Baltimore Street.

NJ r \XT WE ARE OPENING THE LATEST and
" ~ v ENOBBIEST STYLES andy
--r------l CLOTHING displayed in this ROC
Frs PEET 4 CO. Efforts
produced the incest lines to
eral of the LATEST SHADES.
TRIMMED to be
ed in the Newest Shades and Styles of
We ask lat METROPOLITAN CLOTHING HOUSE. 17s
Street.
Clothing SMITH Pronrictors
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11
0(1tSscbru&ta 9cDeiIt.

fiji, after Hlr;t, meldcr lid pon Der YrurtS siriideesoz
o1f hat. erbielt pom einem oitinOtiden 0tiiiiondr has
&Seccpt irr cine einrOde araIterzyteStStm. ipslds ldnsa
unp liber 9tus; ebrun9, oalSlstoeit, 8atorrg'. 9ltghia nno
oUr ruitr6breue NIB yunacuibel bcilt, lOptc and ette
a anf SIIa51} ystil,ns 8 pon 3NcrOsHi6pd5e nnS oaen YER
ppcn~be,dmerOen berbeiilbrt; ladOent bic 6cilf1att oteler
WeOiiin III : ouiennen Don NdISn 9epriilt, woioslt, la!t
betanrt III MAIDEN. Bon oteiem @nni6e 6eieelt werOe
i'd toitenfiret al all 0ieicni9el. welde eS mlmlber. oIeS
YES Mcccpt III beuti6er, irohS0iiidsr Ooer en9lllGer praS
dc jcubeu, mil Der eriinbliteu gnipciiuns sur Serettilit9
rub ;um Ucbraud 6eiietbcr. Ntdn meitoe l3 brtetlt1
nit Ioltmarte uno inter 9tenihng oieler ScIttli'9 an
W. u. YipDce, 149 Bower'S SlOd, &o9tIer
81. y. Sotio"olu~
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11

CY- 1tttSer &ctYetSer, SEER Srts
SdDlotter, bcI1tG3t gcgcnlu1rttg 111I=
fcrc Mbonnctttem itat 1attttlctcNSbio,
YcnmIvIpnnicn ttt.O 4Scft=Ntrgitlic&t
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11

1tnSer 8cifcuocr 1,:to GorreSpon=
Ocat SEER SOL. 5tOicntbat beTuG)t
9cgcnW6rti9 nnferc Maonacntc1e
III SOtUa.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11

Sober Tremoe iibIt lid gu 6aule, penn
er oas gtoroicite @in;Breiss &leioergez
i1Gft bon gonoorf SroS. betritt. Sort
tptro nur mad Gbter 0eutider ebrlt6er
Nrt g~ebanoelt. Wterfe itb ein Sober ges
nau Die Qbreiie tpel9e in Der Anaei8e an7
gesebeH lit
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11
StQot GbtlaaO.

Ba~ Scrr @eor9 3ii6crt, Generals
9lgca1t 1tn0 GorreIponocttt Ocr S1i=
1aDis GtaatSscitttta9, bci1td1t 9c9cn=
lp1rtig 0cu Staat California.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11

9ebro6t bate. 9er 8oltSilt bate i'm Qdufe
oe5 SonlttagS 8orlntttags &uroe oaDon err
baIten, baB 2tuen in benz @rogel6one 0eS
6aules See. 134 6aliteoltraBe Derltedt lei,
llno madte 1id) lofort 0aran, obne letlett
Woraeiesten Wtittbeiluua su MAIDEN, BEN
WorObuben feit3ullebrnelt. Nber CT bate
letne &iibnbeit tDeuer 81 be;ablcll, bonn ais
Ct ii6 bonn 0ofe aus Dem Geritede Nuelt'S
ndberte, e~rfdtnte oieler i'm our6 oas Serz
fter ltno %feuerte. OtulpiDtn ermioerte Den
S6ub, o6ne 9luen SIT ~treffen, tpnroe ober
bon Saet's 3tpeiter &ugcl IN ben Snpf ges
t"rpffer uno gu 8ooell geitredt. 9lucr brud
baum aus uno entfloD fat in lelben Wllgenz
bltfe, ais cine Nbtbeilung YoliSet, tDel6e
bon benz ebenfau5 bon Qllcn'S Gerltef inter-
ri6tcten GapitGn Bonftelo entlNlot mar,
iid) bent SGaupldb ndberte. Das 0erduld
6er sipil6en NIen lnb Wtuloibta getDedz
lelten S6iiiic bate ii6eroteS bic 9ta6bars
ldaft alarlnirt ltl1D int 91lI tpar cine gr0Be
Wtenldermnen9e bereit, 1i6 Der SagD olt5uz
ldlieBe1. 9aS @eleile Ser g~iortDlpelterll@
8ab1, Dem iid Der fltebel1oe Oforoer 5ugez
tDanot, iDurDe abgelnd)t urDi Die 2lufregultg
itteg BON Wfinute 81 Wetnute, NQel ipGre
lofort gelDl6t iporoell, tpGw CT ben 2euten
1T Die !6droe 9~efalleu. Die Eoli5eimalllt1
lddft mar bur6 bret BatrollilIetpagelt nit
Wtanni6aften DeritGrft iporocn ul1o bate
ibre Utilbe, bic Naenge bon .tpilocn 3baten
ab5uDaltelt. Sur5 Dor l llbr iDar Wtllul7
bill BON 9tllen 81 8obel 9eltreft, dber crit
llll balb bier uDr murbe man 6eS Wt0roers
iDieocr anlt6tig. ST bate lid in ben 0lDz
ncrltaQ ocs 6aule5 Oto. 1872 gSelt Single
StraBe geflil6tet utb ii6 bort IN einerSilte
Derite6t. Sin iunger Wtaiut @tamerS Sreo.
2ange ntadte bic @ntOedun9 uro ricf rlr
6iilfe. Boli3iit 8Deeler folgte benz Gufe
uno banbelte iofort nit llmii6t uilo @Ilers
gle. Sin 8lid ourd) Die SbiirOftnung
sei9te ibrn, oaB ber @jeludte 9efunoen lei,
u1o iOfort felerte ct, bic GDitr SuDaltenO,
breinlal atf 6en WDrber. Oteler ltlrStc
bann aus Der GDiir unb rtef: vS6 er9ebe
midi, a6er 5u ipdt, BENT faum tpurbe
man iet1er anii6tig,I ais bon alien Setter
auf iDn 9eidoiien tpitrbe. ST fieL auf OaS
0eitdt uno maj etlc 2eide. @s oauerte
LANCE, ebe oct nad einem 2Dn6geri6t bitrz
ltcnoe 8olfsDaufe bic gtad)ri6t Don Nuen's
3ooe 9laubeu iprlIte, uno es tDlroe nOt6ig,
Die Qeide, auf etre Better gebu1oen, all
eii1em Selliter Ser Oesplaines itraBen>S Stu
tton nusSuitelen, Dor benz bis lpdt III Die
gtadt 8aulc1tbe Drrbet oeftlirten, INT fi6
all bent Qlnblif beS tpie Elm. toaer 9uro erz
idoiienen WtDrbbuben 5u laben. Ser Yolts
;iit Wluluibin lit i6iper p%ertpunoet, piro
aber nit benz 9eben oaDonfomntelt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11

goS bic 9eltte barber iaSen.- v@ir
o(ol,beu niht III irren, ipeult mir bic &eboup;
funo oufitcUelii, bab faum cine SamiIie i'll
bicielt qroIcl 3onbe lit, wel6e ni6t Die Sess
nuitoei Don Or. Au9ut &0ni9'S
0omburger Sruitt6ee erfa9rel! bat,
: 10 ldrei6t 0err Ieonbarb Stiebl, Seaper
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11

@egen ben Sob lit ouerbinss tein &roltt
9emadiet, mobl ober 9e9en Grantbeitel.
9eilfrdfte aus benz Yflansenrei6, pel6e
fpeSieu ben 6drnorrboibal= 8eioenOen Sinoez
rui9 ge,pdbre1, iino gum SmedmGBtglten &5ez
broudJ in cine paiienbe 6orm-ANAKESIS
eebra1t 1porben. 90 iDerben lie III ben Ort
6es Qeibens eiu9efiibrt unO lptrfer I'M ST.
1peid)eit wobltbuenb. Die ANAKESIS lit
lit atlen MpotDeten sn bdben. Hreis $1.OO.
9roben rel. SrGnco slsel6tdt bur9 P.
Neust9dter & Co., Box 1916, New York.
n mi iri rnnh
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11
UNpmcuImau.
(s blnE non tri.er 0eite.l

(S6lnH ppr erlter Seitel
si9sr0brcn pertriebclcn 9fatter ltno plltnz
bern bieGprrGtbe Der 8eipobuer oeS9Sicrtels.
9aS @aiicr briu9t i'll boS @eb0uoe Der
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1882-12-11
NeruttfMtcS.

2Guf bie sSuri # en- 1T man in 1tns
a i6Ie6t sn ipreden 10 furitrte i'm
urgariiden 9lbgeoronetelbauie toGbrenO Ser
8eratbuno beS @eieBeS ilber Die 8eollteitz
qualififationen folgcilbes Observation-Disclosures
nlert llllter Oer Qb9eoroneten:
vSlt Der Suriit redt 9eratben,
Wiad)t MAI i'm gum 9tbDofaten,
SIT iein @iiien niht gan; flat,
9Biro aus ibin baln Elm 9totar, Vie
Gougt ct audi sl bieiem ni6t,
Gommt ct gum 8e5irfsgeri6t,
11no lit er audi oa 81 ourtnt
Sn'S Sulti3miniiterium!
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

II was long ago discovered that every
parasite was troubled with other para
sites. The flea bites the dog. smaller
bug bites the flea. and 90 on. indefinite
N. More recent Investigations revealed
the fact that many diseases were caused
by fungi. which Is either inhaled. Or be-
comes attached TO the body. Throat
diseases and catarrhal affections arc
often caused in this way.
More recently il has been discovered
that the cavity Of the human ear is :
most favorable place for the propaga-
ton Of fungus growths- The fungi.
which i known by the technical name
Of aspergillus nigra. are perfect mush-
rooms, with whitish stalk and black
head. They are 50 small that i re-
quircs microscope Of . power sufli-
cent 10 magnify three hundred times 20
render their forms clear and distinct.
The growth spreads around the walls q
the auditory canal and over the car
drum. causing itching and dullness Of
hearing. The growth j. strengthened
by the use Of oil or water in the ear, and
there Is no doubt but many Of those who
suffer from dullness Of hearing are rais-
ing q crop Of mushrooms in their ears
and their efforts to "soften the wax :"
are the most potent means Of increasing
the trouble. ~ Nature.
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

n,,. .....,,..l.n~. .rI eo,,.xhcs
., .,..' "a 49,. s..,. ....aa.- M
~ e"...' a.'.,S $3.50. .,,sns.'I rc.~ ..sch
''.,' .,'hs
y. .v;....,.s;r y
=" O. ..' -'.."'<". .~--I oao ..'.'.;..,-...s ~
<au ~ ''ss .'h;.. h..< h.sr
no~..:nS ;s..a' P'an''' ~ - "A>' ''' 4 ''
''s',t' w a,.s. - -, ,,rone,tv y .nnra-
.:.,;.. =. ..s,,' v, ;.i,1 - }orcst iands
e."'s' =. ...,'''S s",''e ~ ..- ,.;i1 eicc ~
Z. "s.' ~4os' - 3'... -.a'. ..,;ccs
''oa 80 ','o' M .''.''o s''',,' -r~..x:..A .
Inc parpcrfy y one ~ tho PIr.se.' P's
oI earucn plants 'e.} ot.,.-.1c-
~ espec'aiiy wncn me iru.. = s'Po, ~.
80 aste rnn..;.rr s :" ~ ~ '''
NJ . !. ..,,u-
saisnys or vegetapIe " s.c', ':.s !, e.'s.-
vatea tne same q carroes % P5-sn'P.'
ana y considered Dy many
~ y used LOT soup, poneu; q c.n "
slicco ana ifieu u pa'.er, Wien |" 1.19Hos 49,
iair SUBSTITUTE 1or ir'eu oysters 1e"-
yer lI7oH"e:
Mouse hoies " tne walls anu Slose's s.ou
should pe Irst niiea Win lime 1'u 1I'qI~
ward pias.ercu over Win P'aSeer =,
fars mixed WIN water sogu
plan 70 keep paper q w la,sTa e,,:In -
every mouse as Y y usslu' y .,'''ns l'',aa
cracks ana u may o'ner "as' - noo'o-
noio economy VI
eign's ana eieas,Ics = ,.y y
interesting % soIne noussses,..s .',rs. a,i'. - =
kno" tna' one qua'' y MLeat ~ noul, -
soit butter, q q pIoken ~, sasa.
makes Pounu' quai' = oo'n n.5 '.Sa', 10 q
q Pc. Drown susar, one Pounu aasaJ aa
two ounces' Mnles suSsF - '' po~n'.es ~.
suSa'' one Pa Puaa s;rsaos ~ o'i lorra r tsb,e ~,
eggs, one pounu, s,n'ssn i3a'.;I ny '.;.t .e0 4
spoonLuls INA. i'ase ons ,'1Iu he,Ss l'ah ~ III
common sizeu ,u''' ~, no,os na.i I. -
oNty uroPs MAKE o''o 'ao'esp''""'
- Missouri paper notes that "ihe
sheep interest and the sheep-kiil,ng doS
interest are as antagonistic a. nre and
water. The two cannot exist toge,ner.
One or the other must 60 Inc sneep
j. always valuable animal N every
section adapted 20 ~ mature ana naplts.
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

ALBERT. wish you would let me
have scAcniv-fiyc ccnts?'
lAalc l.andman spoke carefully, for
sle knew that her husband had not
much mOncy 10 spare; vet she spoke
eHrnrs,y, aud there was world of en-
trAly M her oox.
what 10 YOU want seyenty-iiyc
cefts orr asked Albert.
want ~ gct some braid for my new
drcSs.n
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

A tool or implement should never b
put away after being used, without be-
ing put into good condition and made
ready for the next seasons work. But
that is not always done, and when it 4
not. the repairs should be attended 70 e
the first part Of the season. Ia many
sections where the spring work is a.
ready under full headway, Il ID now too
late 10 get the full advantage Of fixing
up things. but the principle Of better
late than never holds good. IL y both
irritating and Improbable 70 use aplow.
cultivator. harrow or any other implo-
mcnt that is giving out every few days
and. perhaps, does not work well any q
the time. Under such circumstances
there Il no better time than now 70 stop
and have the implement repaired. Make
business Of It. Look carefully over
everything, and II there y y bolt, or :
screw. or q nut or handle that needs re-
placing. have Il done. and the trouble
and loss of time that il may save will
vastly repay the effort. -- Western Rural.
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

"A physician says that exposure
plays secondary role in the production
of apoplcxics, brain-softcnings and the
like. when compared with dissipation;
that both IN the higher and lower ranks
Of life. whilst work and worry count
their victims BY hundreds, dissipation
counts is by thousands.
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

Teaching the Young idea: Grand
pa. the sun II brighter In summer than
III winter. il II notg'' Yes. and its
warmer and enjoys better health. n
"Why does il enjoy better hcalthpf'
" Because II gets upcarlier."
The Jasper weekly courier., 1882-05-12

The needlcwork Of the yiennesc y
something wonderful. They make whole
carpets by piecing together squares "a
Berlin cross stitch. and 20 deity piece
curtains out Of colorcd bits o. silk that
they are easily mistaken for stained
glass windows.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-20

GENERAL GEORGE II. DAVIS has been re-
nominated by the Republicans of the Chi
cago District for Congress. The Republic
cans of the Phoenix City know an efficient
member when they have one, and have in
re-enlsting General Davis continued the
services of one of the strongest men in the
House Of Representatives. There is no
member of the House who has better
standing with his fellow-members, and
none have made record that will stand
closer inspection. His sterling integrity,
his personal magnetism, his energy in look
ing after the needs and demands of his con-
stituency have marked his career as one
BETTING a worthy member. Although the
persistent labors of one industrious and
effective member in behalf Of constitu-
ency always curtails in degree the oppor-
tunities of Others to please their constitu-
ency, and thereby opens u sort of rivalry,
it nevertheless leads those same members to
admire the individual worth of the ener.
getic one This laurel of labor THE CRITIC
extends to General Davis. He won especial
applause during the last session by his close
attention and faithful discharge of duties,
by his uniform courtesies and true Repub-
licanism, and If ability, industry, popu-
Iarity, application and true worth Is ever
rewarded ON the floor Of the House. the
people who return General Davis TO his
seat may well expect in him one OF the
most influential and efficient representa-
Hvpg
The Evening critic., 1882-09-20
Decline In Reef,

The Philadelphia Times says the housekeep.
ers, hotel proprietors and puryeyors OF that
city are delighted over the fact that the price
Of beef is rapidly declining In that market
from the figures Of last spring. The majority
of the animals which are now arriving at
Philadelphia are Texas cattle, and although
this class was not formerly thought TO bo of a
good grade, yet they have improved wonder
fully In quality In the last few years. The
herders have, by crossing, brought forth some
admirable stock, and 1t Is now much more
valuable. The native cattle, fed on good pas.
turage, enjoy the preference, but there are not
many TO be had In Pennsylvania. After these
Ohio stock are called for, and then come In
diana beeves. Good Pennsylvania cattle are
bringing as high as ~ cents per pound on
i the hoof; Ohio cattle cost about the same at
present, and Indiana range between 81, and
Oh cents. Three months ago Western cat 10
were not TO bo had for less than 9L, cents and
two months ago 8 cents were asked. Texas
cattle now sell at and 4ia ccnts per pound on
the hOOf.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-20
MichIgnn RenuhiIcnn AssocIntion.

Tho Michigan Republican Association met at
Sovereign Hall, 1923 Seventh street, last night,
z. Moses, president, in the chair, and A. W.
Bingham secretary. Hon. j. II. McGowan,
chairman Of the campaign committee, made a
report OF their proceedings, and stated they
had secured a supply of documents and wero
ready for work. Assignments were made for
the different districts as to the evenings they
could have the rooms as follows Monday even
ings, fourth, nth, ninth, and eleventh dis
tricts; Tuesday evenings, second, sixth, eighth
and tenth districts; Wednesday evenings, first,
third, and seventh districts. The transporta
tlon committee reported that n reduction Of 20
per cent. had been secured on tickets TO various
points In Michigan, good for forty days from
The lbth OF October.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-20
Under The circumstances.

Detroit Free Press
A citizen who yesterday received tclcgrlm
to meet n friend from tho western part OF tho
State Mt the depot, was thoro on time, ana w
ter the greeting said TO hlin
"Now wc'll get on the car and 60 right up 10
the house,"
"Dut You are not keeping house."
"No; I'm boarding at tho same old plnc e.
''Then can't CO."
"Cant? what's the troubleT
"No; under the circumstances should not
like TO eat dinner with YOU"
"What circumstancesY"
"Well, Trovor's present wife used to bo my
wife. We didn't eNuctly agree, aud she got q
divorce and came down here and married
him."
"why, that's nothing. Such trlno as that
wouldn't stop mo-
eyes, know; but I'd rather not 60. I've
applied for divorce from tho wife married.
after this ono left me, and she's ir town, too,
and II should meet the pair up there don't
believe could cat meal-rcully | couldn't
The Evening critic., 1882-09-20
The Coming Fair nj the Capitol.

Tho Headquarters OF tho fair committee at
the Ebbiu House continues 10 bo the leading
point OF interest during tho evening. The
publication last evening In THE CRITIC OF the
assurance that the difficulties encountered In
the lack OF sufficient space would bo promptly
and satisfactorily met by the management
tended to allay nll fears rs to probable post
ponement Of tho undertaking, and the secro.
tary was In the receipt during tho evening Of
many congratulations upon tho frmness and
decision with which the board OF direction has
disposed OF this perplexing question.
Advlccs were received from Cincinnati TO
the effect that many OF the exhibitors at the
exposition now In progroess In that city aso
proposing to send handsome donations and
exhibits, and quito number OF those oShlbi-
tors are already applying for space. The Soc
retary has also received assurances that tho
expositions at Chicago, Milwaukee, New York
and Boston viii contribute largely to our
project.
The work Of organizing the State boards of
aids still continues with unnngging interest.
The board for this District mot In room 90 and
elected Commissioner Thos p. Morgan, chair
man, and i. u. Hay; secretary Messrs. +; y,
Mohun and John A. aker complete the origl-
nal board.
The following gentlemen were recommended
TO the board OF direction for appointment ns
additional commissioners: J. s. Blair, w. B.
Peddrick, James p. willctt, W. NJ. Beveridgc,
Seaton Monroe, j. II. Hornbiower, @. III. Oystor,
Lewis Davis, d. W. Middleton, a. Saks, Il. L.
Moore, q. NJ. Bell, Watt Drew, y. S. Bradley, T..
Il. Miller, Horatio Browning, Frank Riggs, Dr..
j. NJ. Toner, Edward Temple and Charles
Lauman. The board, after arranging for tho
appointment OF u committee OF ladies to aid In
tho work, adjourned to Tuesday evening, the
Goth instant.
Tho Michigan board were In session In room
0I, Frank u. Conger In the chair, and decided
upon tho methods by which the work should
be pursued. The board are in the receipt OF
the most encouraging advices from the State.
Tho cities of Detroit and Grand Rapids Will
require large space for the exhibition OF
their diversified products, including pianos,
organs, furniture, &C., and the prospects OF
their participation are most promising. The
board meets every Tuesday evening.
This evening the Massachusetts board Will
meet I'm room 01.
The Evening critic., 1882-09-20

THERE is every indication now that Arab
Pasha will be read out of Egypt and ordered
by British court-martial to hie away to
other climes. He will not be executed.
Should he come to the United States he
might secure employment in looking after
our Monroe doctrine policy. 1t is possible
that we need help.