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Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
PILES! PILES! PILES!
A Sure Cure Found at Last! No One
Need Suffer!

A Sure Cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles has been discover
ed by DR.. William, Gan Indian remedy, J
called DIR. Williams Indian Ointment,
A single box has cured the worst chronic
cases of % or 80 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after appling
this wonderful soothing medicine. Lo.
tions, instruments and celectuaries do
more harm then good. Williams Oint-
ment absorbs the tumors,, allays the
intense itching, particularly at night af-
ter getting warm in bed.) acts as poul-
tice, gives instant and painless relief, and
is prepared only for Piles, itching of the
private parts, and for nothing else.
Read what the Hon. j. M. Cofinbury
Of Cleveland says, about DR.. williams
Indian Pile Ointment: have used scores
of Pile Cures, and it affords me pleasure
to say that have never found anything
which gave such immediate and perma.
nent relief as DIR. Williams Indian Oint.
ment. For sale by all druggist or mail
ed on RECEIPT of price, $1.O0.
HENRY & Co., Props,
90 Vesey Street, New York City.
WALDING. KINNAN & Co..
Wholesale Agents Toledo, o.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
THE Return.

1t was at the depot. She had beer
away for several months, and the child
rem had gone to the depot to NEE,
her. They chatted away merrily
while she patted their little heads and
smiled interestedly. "How's Mary2'
she inquired, when they both stopped
for breath. "Oh! she's well. She's
taking her music lessons right along
"And Harry?' "He's going to school,
Started last week" "And papa?'
"He's well, too. He's having bully
time, He said he didn't care if you
didn't come back for year. The
passengers roared. Grabbing the child
rem with both hands, she rushed for
the door, with an I'll-get-even-with-
him -for-this expression on her face.
Heaven help him!-Baltimore Dag.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Hon. John Mcsweeny in his speecb

Hon. John McSweeny in his speech al
Akron last night dwelt very forcibly
upon point which the Democratic par
ty in Ohio will do well to keep in view
in its future action. He said that while
it was perfectly prope- to claim the re
cent victory as Democratic victory and
to rejoice over it as such because it was
gained upon a distinct ennuuciation OF
old time Democratic principles and with
Democratic leaders, it will not do to as
su ne that it was gained by Democrats
alone. 1t is a fact that should be taken
into consideration that the Democratic
party won because thousands of Repub.
llcans came into its ranks and voted its
ticket. If they had not so voted the
Democrats would not have carried the
State, and it is equally true that unless
they continue in the party and to vote
its ticket the Democratic supremacy in
this State will be temporary and not per-
manent. These men voted the Demo-
cratic ticket, not because OF any sudden
conversion to Democratic doctrine, per-
haps, nor because of any great love borne
that party but because they are disgusted
with the Republican party as now run,
and displeased with the sort of leaders
into whose hands it has fallen. They
went into the Democratic party because
they hoped better things of it, not, per-
maps, because they really expected them.
They left their own party because they
could not in any self-respect remain in it,
and Joined the Democrats, because the
principles advocated by that party com.
mended themselves to their judgment.
Through the aid of these reinforcements
the Democratic party conquered last
Tuesday, and without them they could
not have doneso. This is plain truth,
and one that it would be an act of folly
TO ignore. What the democratic party
should do now is to accept it as a truth,
and act in the future with that wisdom.
prudence. federation, and sound judg-
ment, that these allies may find the party
a permanent home, and not temporary
resting place, a party whose principles
they can approve, whose political course
they can lndorse, and in which and for
which, they will be proud to act. In
this way the ascendency the Democratic
party in Ohio can be maintained, and the
fruits of last Tuesdays victory will lcng
remain with the Democratic party
Plain Dealer.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
A Funny Election In Dakota.
lDetroit Free Press


In Huron, Dakota Territory, not long
since. the citizens assembled TO hear the
result OF the election. They were all i'm
patient to learn the vote on Judge OF
Probate. The clerk read the returns for
County Commissioner. Bother the
County Commissioner! We don't care
anything about that. Go on to the next. "
"For Register OF Deeds" go onl
Go on!" For Sheriff" mo matter
about the Sheriff. Go on 70 Probate
Judgel Probate Judgei Probate Judgel"
cried scores of voices. II am sorry to
announce that the vote for Probate Judge
is tie and that therefore there is no
election to that Office" Fierce cries of
fraud and treachery arose and the figures
were demanded. Gentlemen" ;" said the
clerk, "there we're 2,37S votes cast. There
were 1878 names. Each received one
vote. Every man voted for himself"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Soft Soau.


The circumstances we're these: A
large firm on a prominent business
Street proposed TO have its store
thoroughly washed, and so sent Its
Ianitor TO get some soap. Something
induced him to invest IN keg of soft
soap, and he started to rcll it to the
Office. The keg was something larger
than beer-keg and not half so
substantial, but the old man got along
very well with it until he came to a
crossing. He was rolling it along and
got to the horse Car track, when a
dray wheel hit the cask, and in a
minute the soap was flowing In every
direction. The old janitor gave a
whoop of despair, and, while he gazed
at the scene of ruin, along came a
nattilY-dressed drummer. He didn't
observe the soft soap till he stepped in
it. You know how slippery soft soap
is. The drummer's feet shot from
under him and lie never slid two rods
on his back so quickly before in his
life. He scooped up about a pint of
soap with each trousers leg and each
sleeve. Wnen he tried to get up he
went down again, and policeman
who ran TO his assistance went down,
too. When they finally got on their
feet each was SIGHT, and the drummer
said he expected to throw away every
rag he had Oh and take two Turkish
baths to get clean. The officer was
mad, and said somebody ought to be
run in, and for want of better person
he was going to take the drummer,
but was distracted by seeing fat man
coming along and let his feet fly into
the air while his head hit paving
stone so hard it was driven an inch
into the earth. Then man with
basket of peanuts struck the food and
q scene of wild excitement ensued, the
boys who jumped in to get the nuts
being piled up in all ways. Finally,
horse-car came along, and when it
struck supplemented spot the horse
went down so quick it made the
drivers head swim. He frantically
eaped off the car and at once went
down himself, face first, and, gasping,
got SO much of the soap and filth in
MS mouth that it produced nausea.
The horses, in their attempts to rise,
broke the harness, and there was
trouble till the street cleaning brigade
,ame along and cleaned up the soap.
The janitor, seeing trouble ahead, had
led during the early part of the
proceedings, but the officer says if he
,atches the man the case'll be heard |
rom in court.-N. Y. Star
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

DR.. R. V. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery" cures every kind of humor,
from the common pimple or eruption
to the worst scrofula.
Four to six bottles cure salt-rheum or
tetter.
One to Ave bottles cure the worst kind
Of pimples on the face.
Two to four bottles clear the system OF
boils, carbuncles. and sores.
Five to eight bottles cure corrupt or
running ulcers and the worst scrofula.
By druggists, and in half-dozen and
dozen lots at great discount.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
A Remarkable Escane

Mrs. Geo. G. Clarke, of Port Dalhousie,
Ontario, states that she had been confined
to her room for long time with thatdread.
full disease, Consumption. The doctors said
she could not escape en early grave, but
fortunately she began taking DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, and in
a short time was completely cured.
Doubling ones, please write Mrs. Clarke,
and be convinced. Trial bottles free at
Saur's Drug Store. Large size $1.00
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Who's is the Best Physician.

The one that does most to relieve suf-
fering humanity of the thousand and one
ills that befall them, is certainly the best
OF all physicians. Electric Bitters are
daily doing this, curing where all other
remedies failed. As spring tonic and
blood purifier they have no equal. They
positively cure liver and kidney COM
plants. In the strongest sense of the
term, they are the best and chepest ply
sician known.-Daily Times. Sold by
j. @. Saur.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
From Col. l.. II. Foster.

IuungstOWn, o, May 10, 1880.
Dr. b. j. KENDALL Il Co., Gents: had a yerv
valuable Hambletonian colt that priced very high
~, ne had large bone SPAWN one Joint and a
small one on the other which made him very lame. T
had him under the charge of two veterinary
which failed to cure him. | was one DAY reading the
advertisement of Kendalls SPAWN Cure in the Chi
our druggists here to send for It, they ordered three
bottles; took them all and thought would give ii
thorough trial, used it according to directions and
the fourth daythe colt ceased to be lame and the
Jumps have disappeared. used but one bottle and
the colts limbs free from Jumps and as smooth
as any horse in the state. He is entirely cured The
cure was so remarkable that let two of my neigh
Dors nave the remaining two bottles who are now u.s.
ing it. Very Respectfully. n FosTrp
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

An Austin colored preacher being
called upon to make few remarks at the
grave of boy, said: "Deahly belubbed
bredderin and sisterin, de day an de
hour when each an ebery one Of us mus
yield up our sperets an done sot, but if a
kind Providence had not made de cow
cumbers late dis heah season, dis heah
promisin' boy would hab clomb de golden
stair seberal weeks ago. Praise de Lord
for. His goodness and mussy". ".-Teras Sift.
inqs.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

A young man in train was making
fun of a lady's hat to an elderly gem
tleman in the seat with him. Eyes, !"
said his seat-mate, "that's my wife,
and | told her if she wore that bon
net some fool would make fun of it. :.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

Fogg asserted the other evening
that he knew woman who never ap-
pended postscript to letter. Every.
body was astonished until he informed
the company that the woman he re-
ferred to didn't know how to write.
A well.meaning person gives hints
telling "How to live on seventy-fve
cents a week" We shall continue to
live on eighty cents a week. if we have
to run in debt There Is such a thing
as being too economical.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

1t transpires that the Nickle Plate
dropped on to 200 miles of it's right of
way for 100000. W. H. Gibson
sold it to Geo. I. Seney. 1t was a
part of the old American Central road
bed, a scheme which, some 25 years
ago, turned its little toes up 10 the
daisies and sighed its life away.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Bucklen,s Arnea SaIre.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fe.
yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains. Corns. and ali Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles. It's guarau-
teed TO give perfect satisfaction or mon-
ey refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale BY ]. G. Ssur. decS-1yr61
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Satisfa ctlOn for Ten.

In our family of ten for over two years
Parker's ginger Tonic has cured head.
ache, malaria and other complaints SO
satisfactorily that we are in excellent
health and no expense for doctors or
other medicines,-Chronic I'm
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Kendall'S SnaYin Cnra.

Is sure In Its effects mild in actions as 1t does not
blister yet penetrating and powerful to reach ey
cry deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth
or other enlagements, such spavns splints curbs
rngbones, callous, swellings and any lameness and
all enlargements of the joints or limbs or for rheu-
matism in man or for any purpose for which lini-
ment is used for man or beast. It is now known to
be the best niment for man ever used, acting mild
yet certain in its effects.
Send address for illustrated Circular which we
think gives positive proof of its virtues No remedy
has ever met with such unquliafed success to our
knowledge, for beast or man.
Price 81 per bottle, or six bottles for IS. All
druggists have II can get it for you or it will be
sent to any address receipt of price by the propr
etors. DIR. B. J. KENDALL Il CO.,
June is, 'S2-1y. Enosburg Falls, Vermont.
Sod by all Druggists.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

Physicians say it combines all the de-
siaerata of every ferruginous tonic pre-
scribed by every school of medicine.
Browns Iron Bitters.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

Nor PRovEN.-Mtntster:: ''Don't you
think it's wicked to catch fish on the
Sabbath?' Small Boy (not having a
rise all the morning.: "Who's catching
fsh?"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
FOR SALE.

i6o acre Farm, s45 per acre; 81, 900 cash balance
on TO 10 years time, with interest.
4Oacre Farm, S45 per acre; $500 cash, balance on
to l0years time, with interest
so acre Farm, $40 per acre; $500 cash. balance an
o 70 10 years time, with interest,
q House and lot on Washington street, Napoleon,
est. "'A i"ei
Brick house on Washington street. Napoleon. ssOO
cash, balance on long time with interest.
Also other farm property for sale. Good time
=, F. NJ. RUMMELL,
" Agant
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
K NDALL'S SPAWN CURE

Patterns Mills, N. Y, Feb. 21st 1878.
b. KENDALL Co., Gents: The particular case
on which used your Kendalrs SPAWN Cure was a
mangnant ankle sprain OF sixteen months standing.
had tried many things, but in vain. Your spawn
cure put the foot to the ground again. and for the
trst time since hultin natural position For fam
lily IMMINENT 1t excels anything we ever used.
Yours truly, Rev. NJ. p BELL
Pastor of NJ. E. Church, Patterns Nilli. N. Y.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26
Land for Sale!

Mi undersigned will sell so acres of land situ
ated IN the west half of the northwest quarter Of
secton Il, town 4, range 8, acres clear the bal
anee timber land. Title clear. For further infor-
matlon inquire W. H. Burns on the adjoining
farm, or of ANDREw SW aPirS
;an,o o,.o... jamestown, Pa.
J"hA1-otF outl Marcar
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-10-26

tx TN e4ilper day at home. Smples worth IS free
Ju u JLUAddress STINsoN h Co., Portland, Maine
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ssBuchupaiba."

Quick, complete cure, all annoying
Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases.
81. Druggists.
National Republican., 1882-12-01

compllshed fall far below what had been antci-
putcd. This work, in aCcurdnuCs wuh the nbso-
Lutte requirements Of law, is being done under
contract aud so long as the Comm ssiUners are
compelled to adhere to that system, tucy are de-
barred the exercise Of any cNtcutivcdiscretiona as
to the best manner OF doing the work such DIS
erection is the rule In the various departments of
the government, aud the Commissioners deem II
highly important that IL should be extended to
them, thereby authorizing them TO carry OH their
works Of improvement by hired labor and pur-
chnscs in open market, when, in their tH0nbrUus
opinion, such course would be to the best inter
ests of the District.
This subject is clearly set forth in the report of
Capt. r, IA Hoxie, which is transmitted herewith,
aud which is full of valuable information in re-
lauon 10 sewers of the District, II also shows
the embarrassment arising from the limited ap-
pTOpriation available for the construction of lat
eral sewers. The principal function of these sew
ers Is. In majority of cases. TO carry of the sew
age OF adjoining ho uses, and for this reason II
seems proper that a reasonable proportion OF the
cost OF construction should be taxed against tho
property directly benefited
THE LATE COMMISSIONER TwINING.
The Commissioners deem 1t fitting before closing
this report to make Official recognition Of the loss
which the District sustained in the death OF the
late Commissioner. W. j. Twining, major OF en-
gineers y. :. A.. the frat Engineer Commissioner
The people of the community will always hold
his memory in the greatest esteem for the import
ant public improvements which are due TO his
conspicuously stand his services in developing
the plans for additional water supply and the
improvement of the river front.
BY his decease the Commissioners lost genial,
able. and honorable colleague, and the public
wise and impartial administrative officer of the
stricIest integrity. Very respectfully,
J. X. WRsT.
THos z. MORGAN
q. J. LYDECKER,
Major of Engineers, u. 5. A.,
Commissioners OF the District of Columbia.
National Republican., 1882-12-01
The Rsndins Railroad Company.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa Nov. 30-Franklin Gowen,
president Of the Reading Railroad Company,
says: cat present l have nothing to say to
the public upon the affairs of the Read
ing Railroad Company. A good deal has tran
spired on both sides Of the ocean during the last
six weeks with reference to the future of the COM
pany, both financially and in business point Of
view but until after the next meeting of the board
of managers and the meeting of the receivers, all
OF which may take place within a week or ten
days, prefer TO say nothing 10 the public except
TO advise all holders of the securities Of the Read
Gowen said subsequently, that the net earnings Of
the company this year. after payment of ali full
fixed charge for rents and interest, Will be fully
2lS per cent. on the share capital,
National Republican., 1882-12-01
DIED.

MOnROW.-At 1850 u. M. November 70, ELIZA g.,
widow of the late William Morrow In the nth year
OF her age
Funeral from the residence Of her sonIn1aw,
B r. Morsell, 1915 Eleventh street northwest, NJ
o'cocl; y. M, Friday. December J. Relatives and
friends respectfully invited to attend.
FOLEY.--On Tuesday morning. goth, BARruoIo.
MEw FOLEY, aged "a years, n native OF County Linn
erck, Ireland.
MAY no rest in pence.n
Funeral from his late residence, No. 2i0 J. street
MOI invest, Friday, December I. at 23D o'clock y.
M Relatives and friends nro respectfully invited TO
attend the funeral,
LYONS.-On Wednesday, November o. 1881, at
10. n. M. amer short Illness of pneumonia his
residence. No. si7 First street northeast, DANIEL
LYONS, in 6ith year of his age, native Of County
Kerry, Ireland.
May he rest In peace.
His funeral VIII take place from st Aloyslus'
Church Friday morning, December 1, at Q o'clock.
when requiem mass will be said.
SAUN DERS.-On the 80th OF November, at ~ M,
MARY c., beloved wife OF L. M. Saunders, and daugh-
ter of Sarah and the late Edwin Green.
The funeral will take place from 1908 X street
northwest, on Saturday, Mt 2O o'clock. -
National Republican., 1882-12-01
SIMMONS
LIVER
REGULATOR
MALARIA.

i | IeTSOu3 may avoid all
--------4attacks by occas onAlly
taking dose of simmons Liver Regulator to keep
the liver In healthy condition.
COHTSEIP ATIoHT
should not be regarded as tTihing Ament Nature
demands the utmost regularity OF the bowela There
lore assist Nature by taking Summons Liver Regu-
lAioT. IL Is so mid and enectnaL
9ILI0USHTESS.
One or Two tablespoonfuis will relieve all the irou.
bles Incident 10 bilious state, such Nausea DiEL
ness, Drowsiness, Distress after Eating bitter bad
taste In the mouth.
DY YSPEPSIA--
The Regulator Will positively cure this terrible dia
ease. We assert smphatically what we know 10 10
tEuG
GoETG-
when aminonS Liver Regulator is administered
9e- Take only the Genuine which always has on
the wrapper the red trade mark and signature ol
j. III. ZI1II4IN 81 co.
For sale by ali Druggists. mys[AtWF
EVERY pEscHIPTIoN or PRINTING
AT TIN REfUBLICAk OFPIOH
National Republican., 1882-12-01
General Passenger Agent. AGENT
SOL HAAS Traffic Manager. sels
PENNSYTyANIA RoIrrE

FINHE GREAT ,,,,,,,,
TO THE NORTH. WES,f' And sodHrHwEsr.
~ poUDLE TRACK, SPLENDID SCENERY
isn IN N EFfEcf > Y VEMBln iSiN :. Es.fhfNE ISL
TRAINS LEAVE WAsHiNGToN. rom station.
For Pitsburg and The West Chicago Limited Expre-,
81 Palace SleepinS Cars at $3.50 a NJ. daily; + 81
rsbnrs 10 Gncin%na % w" WesisTn Eapress as so s a. a M
daily, with Palace Cars to Pittsb1Tg and GIN In.
mt. Nal all Express, $50 p. M. daily for Pttsburs
=, BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For Eric, Canandaigun, Rochester Buffalo, Niagara
$3.50 p. IN daily, except Saturday, with Palace Oar
from Washington to tanauiaiglia
For Williansport, Lock Haven and Elmlra, at 9:3J
For or, New York AND the East. s9oa m. 1880 Ia,
e 800 and % g29 p n ,Gra.s On sunday i2o e aud
For Brooklyn. n. Y, all through trains connect Al
:, ferrlage across New York city.
NJ Limited Il Express res % S$S a. m n, daily except sun
For baltimore, O;lo, 500 Gao 1890 a. and ESo tn
d;io O2O, 7:s1 80 and iG9I p m On Sunday, soa
For Pope's Creek Lne, 6:iOa M and 440 - m. daily
For Annapols' 6.ioa. m. and 44Op M daily. eIcepa
ALEXANpRIA AND OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Rail-
MA MAf AMP pAkhEhANDhlA AND WASHING
For Alexandra, $780, 800, e.O Hoo, and HES A. m.
10 10 i lico, pE ana ' iI:s5 a. m l aud $40 p m
For Richmond and the south. G3O and lbs a. nj. daily
Trains SY leave a m AiexSndra for Washingion 600 500
and 1900 midnight. ON Sunday at 500, SO .and "
Tickets and nfor rnatnn at the ONCE northeast cOr-
ner OF Thirteenth street anu a hs In f1 lh
checking of baggage TO destination rom hotels ana
J. r. WOOD. General Passenger Agent.
CHARLES E. PUGH, General Manager. sois
National Republican., 1882-12-01
ARE IN CIRCULATION,

The supply Of fye-cent nickel coins in the Treas
ury, which three years ago reached the sum of
81, ,lS4 252. .95, exhausted during the year, and
their coinage was resumed by the mint. None OF
these coins are supplied by the Treasury, but the
one cent and tive-cent pieces are furnished in
multiples of $40 by the mint Counterfeit United
States notes representing s5,4S6 were detected at
the TreastIrer's office in remttances sent during
the year. 1870 10 In counterfeit fractional currency
and 49, 429 in counterfeit NATIONAL bank notes. Al
the close of the fiscal year the amount of United
States bonds held in trust for the national banks
was $50, ,722,700.