Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-01-16
ALL SORTS.


The Burlington Ha,okeye thinks it is no use worry
ing about the tendency of cigarette smoking destroy
the boys lives because the boy who smokes cigarettes
will generally be improved by killing.
LIVING WITNEssEs-The hundreds of hearty and
healthy looking men, women and children, that have
been rescued from beds Of pain sickness and well nigh
death by Parkers Ginger Tonic the best evidences
in the world of its sterling merit and worth You will
find such in almost every community. So. .s
If the devil has fair chance you once he will be
sure to look your way again. There old proverb
to the effect that when the wolf gets one lamb he
looks for another.
Wistar's Balsam Of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis. whooping cough, Group, influenza. con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
Four hundred people are employed in the Phiadel.
pha mint, and all are making money. l.I
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for Rough
on Rats" 1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs roaches
vernlin, flies, ants, insects. l5c per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER-Stinging smarting
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharges
cured by Buchupaiba. ST. at druggists. Prepaid by
express, $l25, for So. E. S. Wells Jersey City, NJ
BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Reviewer, great
est remedy on earth for impotence leanness, sexual
debility. etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express,
$l.25, 6 for S.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City. ].
A girl who has felon on her finger and fellow on
| her hand has as much she can attend to.
| RENEW Your LEAsE.-There are times in every
ones life when energy fails and miserable feeling
comes over thcm mistaken for lazness Danger turks
in these symptoms they arise from diseased organs
Parkers Ginger Tonic will restore perfect activity to
the stomach, liver and Kidneys purify the blood, and
| renew your lease of health and comfort-Aduocate
| The swell youth now bangs his hair. That is be-
cause his father did not sufficiently bang his heir.
| Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia, general debility
| liver complaint boils. humors, chronic darrhoea,
nervous affections, female complaints and all diseases
| originating in bad state of the blood
Il notice that you always sit at your wifes left, Mr.
Miggs." EYES, frankly returned Miggs, .that's the
side her glass eye is on"
| SOCIETY BELLEs-On account of its remarkably
delicate and lasting fragrance society bellies loud
in their praises of Floreston Cologne.
travelling printer. who, for want of employment al
his trade went to work farm. came in one day tC
ask his employer if hen should be set schd.
Detroit, Mich, suffered beyond all description from
skin disease, which appeared on his hands, head anC
face and nearly destroyed his eyes. The most careful
doctoring failed to help him. and after all had failed hi
used the Cuticura Resovent (bood purifer internal
y. Cuticura and Cuticura Soap 1.-THE great skin cures
externally and cured, and has remained perfectly
well to this day.
Il know" SAID the little girl to her elder sister
young man at the supper table, hat you will join
society for the protection Of little birds, because moth
er says you are very fond of larks."
W. H. Farrar. st. Adams, says: "Hatch's Mixtur,
saved the life of my last winter when he was vic
lently attacked with Group" Mrs. D. E. Strict ST
Adams. says: "Hatchs Mixture is the best cougl
medicine 1 ever used. 1 would not be without it,
We hear these expressions of approval every day
our best citizens. fact that speaks volumes in fvo
| of the medicine. -p
"Landlady," SAID he, ''the coffee is not settled.
NO" she replied, "but it comes as near as your las
months board bill does" and that never spok
again during that meal.
, NATURES SLUIoE-WAY-The kidneys are nature
sluice-way to wash out the debris Of CONSTANT
; changing bodies. If they do not work properly tn
trouble is felt everywhere. Then be wise and 500
you see signs of disorder get package of Kidne!
Wort and take it faithfully 1t Will clean the sluict
e way of sand, gravel slime and purify the Who'll
system. Druggists sell it, both liquid and dry, and
is equally efficient in either form.-Indspendent.
The Boston Advertiser gives this as new collep
T joke: Professor says: Time is money: how do 70
prove it ?" Student says: well, you give IS cent
to couple of tramps, that is quarter to two"
WORLD OF Goop.-One of the most popular med
cnes now before the American public is Hop Bitter
You it everywhere. People take it with GOO
effect. 1t builds them up. 1t is not as pleasant
the taste other Bitters it is not whiske
drink. 1t is more like the old-fashoned boneset tie
that has done world of good. If you don't feel ju
right, try Hop Bitters- N,tnda Neacs.
z The bed is bundle of paradoxes; we 60 to it wit
Z reluctance yet we quit it with regret; we make
our minds every night to leave it early, but we NAL
= up our bodies every morning to keep it late
ANNOYANCE AvoIDED.-Gray hairs are honorab
but their premature appearance is annoying Parker
Hair Basam prevents the annoyance by prompt
restoring the youthful color.
: Sturgeon says that when you meet a mad dog y,
should never argue with him. unless you are sure
your logic 1t is better to get out of his way, and
any body calls you coward you need not call him
u fool-everybody knows that.
70 On THIRTY DAYS TR1AL-We will send Dr. DYE
Celebrated Electro oltac Belts and other Elect
Appliances trial for thirty days to young men
-, older persons who are afflicted with nervous deb
lost vitality etc., guaranteeing speedy relief and
plete restoration OF yigor and manhood. Also
rheumatism. neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kdn
difficulties rupures, and many other diseases. Hit
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic Belt G
II Marshall, Mich
when goes a-shoppng." said old lady,
u alters ask for what wants. and if they have it, and
al is suitable and feel inclined buy it, and it is chea
and can't be got for less. most alters take it, witho
capperng all day about it, as some people do"
E RESCUED FROM DEATH-William J. Coughin
X Somerville Mass, says: ain the fall of 1876
Ot taken with bleeding of the lungs followed by seve
1t cough. lost my appetite and flesh and was conhn
no to my bed. In 1877 was admitted to the hospit
The doctors said l had hole in my lung as big a
I. half dollar. At one time report around that
VI was dead L gave up hope. but friend told me
u Dr. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. got a b
ne tle when to my surprise, commenced to feel bet
ly and to-day feel better than for three years past
q 81 write this hoping every afflicted with disc
ed lungs will take Dr. William Halls Balsam, and
convinced that consumption be cured. can D
lively say it has done more good than all the oil
- medicines have taken since my Sickness" Sold
III Z. p. button. Barton, VT