The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-08
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The chil8rcH 81 Qpoen yicioris siAsd
is great ave q Their mother They have
nas iorgoiiea The fast that sho used 70
wear ,hici-soled slippers
iih taeges,cd iha, there VAL Nv no
Objection 10 The granting q q writ Of
hstaeas o0rpas ia the 0aiieaa csse after
tie SAh u Iune
Gefman iriopd DE bic,ure you hai
LalEisl ID meat PARTIAL. derc is only ,on
void 10 De EBglish lanekguige rich dee
cfihes i. hsd hsi vofgoi,sn It
Amt that lovely cri,ter, John r
sAld JerushA. ~ they stopped opposite the
lcopafds cage "waAl. yes, said John,
"bgi he's dreiully trccklcd amt hc9'
4 qaaeE doctor heads bis advertise
myui he. ail ye dyspepiics" That's
ss, VIA, dyspepties won't DO II they
would W hos vigorously they nigh, not
neel aay medicine
ltai At the present prices reminds the
Chicago l.AT Oooli II the time the Israel.
,i' iatis csii oat Of pure gold
A. iUJiaua aomAn applied for divorce
b,.,aase be Lusba3d killed q mad dog
wb.,b aAs about q bite good looking
heal aa an
tn aceotdeon factory at Long Island
\ VAS destroyed by Ere few days
ago Tho police are looking for the incen.
diary Il Is supposed the people want TO
present him with valuable testimonial.
{ sutler has applied for pension. on
sccouut Of injuries received during the
late aaf. Probably strained himself in a
charge Many VI them were dangerously
exposed ia that way when lean cheese cost
81 T. pound. live weight
wilkesbarre man took his seat in
the BARRIERS chair he asked the barber il
be had The same razor he had two lays
before. Being answered afiirmatiyely, the
patient man said: Then give me chloro.
form
Master Tommy The had been very
naughty, aud was now amusing hims.l II
With his scripture printsD Heres Daniel
Ia The lions den" Mamma (incautious-
lyj. "Ahl What was he cast 10 the lions
den forf' Master Tommy with triumpb)
Cause he was good
-Colouel lngersoll says it is absurd to
ask him to believe that seven men could or
did blow down the walls OF Jericho with
iams horns. Well, then. why does the
colonel try to blow down all the churches
in America with only his own good strong
breath? Hadn't he better wait for rein
forctmentsY
Pedestrian who had dropped penny
IN front ol a poor blind man.. "Why,
you're not blind Beggaf Not /, sir
II the card says am, they must have Civ.
cn ne the wrong one | am deaf and
dumb
An Albany paper tells OF a woman in
that city who woke her husband during a
storm, the other night and said; II do
wish YOU would stop snoring, for want to
hear It thunder
Didn't match. How are you and
your wife coming on?" asked Galveston
man Of colored man. shes run me of,
boss. What's the natter" 81 is to
blame, boss. | gave her splendid white
silk dress and den she got so proud she
had no use for me She lowed | was to
dark TO match de dress
An itinerant merchant, meeting one Of
his fraternity the other day, whose pony
might be considered beautiful specimen
OF an equine skeleton, demonstrated with
owner, and asked him il he had ever
fed him. Ever fed himl-that's good
uni. was the reply. "Hes got bushel
and a half Of oats at home now only he
amt got any time to eat em!"
1t was man from the great State OF
Ohio who unpiuned the tidy from chair
in aWashingt on parlor and wiped his nose
ON IL We're mighty glad 70 hear of a
man who knew what TO do with tidy.
1t is asse rted over and over that anx-
iety shortens life; but when chap sees
another fellow feeding his girl sandwiches
at picnic ia he going to sit down aud bid
his soul be calm? Not by boot jack
On st. Valentie's day, city doctor
committed a folly OF sending the tradition.
al missiye to three charming but petite
yonng gIrls Having facile pen, he de.
sigucd big bruin standing erect and re.
Rarling with curious wonder three little
ducks Proud Of his efforts, lac aiiei
wards asked the brightest Of the tim,
demoiscllos VIA, sbe though, the litli
ducks were saying to the bear. "Uu
dcubiodly quacki qusck qnackl' cam,
the instant response,
- don't see any use Of these Arctic
expeditions, remarked Mrs Miggs, pc,
yishly They only get lost and keep
folks looking Tor them who nigh, be he
ter employed Perhaps you don't -
them nov, rcioined Mr.. Miggs. ia a to-.
Of expressive contempt for his wife's ighot
ance. Bat IL ne have to pay two cents
pcf pound for ice mex. summer. you u
wish that Benefits attempt TO orgsnize
Independent consumer aati.monopely .
compahy at the north pole bad succe.
cd
Poole, the tailor, was making holida,
Al Brighton, aud one morning. on The ia
he nset one o. his noble customers. 'Gaos
morning, my lord, said the tailor vAo
thea passed on. Stay Mr. Poole; vaa,