The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-11-25
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BLACK SHEEP.
HAVE YOU GOT ANY WOOL!
Say, OLD S~UNFLOwER, what is that
OLD MAN DOWN IN THE SWAMP
trying to do with those Gatliu. guns?

OLD MAN DOWN in The > AMP
trying to do with those Gatliu. guns?
Why. OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with MUsH
and then discharging them.
Yes, OLD PICKLES, the OLD MAN is So foolish he
can't see that.
Why. sometime ago. he advertised that he had for his
shop Il OLD HOUSE, not the HOUSE THAT JACK
in; and that he had some OLD CURIOS, an old carriage
he had bought part of the OLD CHINESE THEATRE,
and had procured lots of Chinamen's TAILS to have on
Yes. OLD PIcKLEs, that's so; but you see that cream
wouldn't churn," SO he has got in a new role, after the
He has been beating round the BUSH bu! got nothing;
Yes. OLD PiCKLES, he has been at that for the last
s St y re-" siod BIT y 2EP Ff gI f 70 Ieot IS ont %n for T his a HiRs a hs
he says the Government has been FLEECED enough; it
has no more eeeces to spare without equivalent given
FISH in the matter; he has made ample provision for ali
that may come to bim. He has got a fine lot of MORENO
RAMS, nothing to do with those ram-rods that L spoke of
in the - Last supper but the real article from Lanai
can have q fleece of his own. If GO WEST buys one Of
be likely to get this FOOT ROT aud other diseases to
which sheep are subject. For his benefit l would recon-
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
The preparation as given above should be diluted with
warm water before being applied to the animal and it
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
Saw, OLD sUNFLOwER 1 saw Mr.. Patty riding in a
beautiful Wagonnette last Friday. Wen, sir. 1T is one OF
the most D t Elegant sa2ti sarFi frS@ 1 ever saw Where did Mr.
Now. look here, OLD PICKLES, you can't come any of
those nice jobs come from the Government Factory"
SHOP.
Say now a. I'D q, s o1S M6oD oR IskS tnIf sense Who
What, for my BODY BUILDER have got a little
fellow from Louisville, Kentucky, Who can discount any
thing that t every sIS sHm oW TO !Res wb bsia Il yo. giving ms,
Nothing bat the truth.
What has become of that young man that made bodies
M HartshOrn'
oh yes that slim man: don't think he will ever be
No. 1 think not he has got a taPs,wGrm; l never saw
a % gsT, oct oI6 Sf Sun 5st i I thin nfd t6 Has oil u 5n MaS In pGwN IN II
SWAMP can beat you on painting.
OLD SUN, he told me ne had the best painter in the
DID you believe him'
had no reason to di5beiieye him.
Who did he tell y9g he hsdI
Yes! Did he tell you he had F, II. iLarrioon We'll,
him for the last two months; yv,..ah
Why. he is with me.
I do, OLD Pickles. Go West gave him such a good
, name; S and dxt told b. ReG seen that that he hs was had dhs slR ssy, T Gone fSe
Kings work, and the King would have nobody but him
So you went for him and got himi
Wei, OLD s~UNFLowER, what has become of the
Green Harp " painter you had some time ago.
What Dennis?
What the irish Agitator
Why, what III u uu IL z cave you LOT!
o! he did such awful painting for me. 1 had to let him
90. Why. his painting was done so horribly it used to
scare horses; so 1 thought the most quiet way Was the
best. Let him go West.
Who do you mean. Elm
That is the man; 1 thought go West got him
Yes, he did. but he did not keep him. He agreed for
One Hupdss s Dollars pr bonus but he did not get it, and I
. Then You have got all of those workmen?
YOU BET This go West business | must explain to
OLD CRANK that published a paper in New York aalled
t 1oe1 New m a0Ft to t . 90 @estaS 9WSenfi t this st Go %est Sa : li a "
ing down in Nova Scotia, and it was with him as with an
Old man was we'll to do in this worlds goods, but never
| clsned to go to church. some of their GALS we're get
ting up in their teens, and the old woman thought they
man to go to church and let the GALS get in Society, that
they were sPproafntns ann a. "a IA AZ tne! uH NOT
made an impression on the old man, and he consented to
20, to crafty mammals wishes; but still, at the same
time, the old man was not very anxious about it. Finally
ao Syo,S % 7 have have not been in the Church since We were
married. 50 1 think the old dominic VIII make some re-
old fool. the dominic may not know that we are in the
church: Well n now old old t TSma gnt you =" n GbTEcg your ana way tSy
usher seated them all right. and the two GALS; but tho
Kept eyeing the old man. aud the old man dropping his
head. hnally the old dominic in the pulpit rose up open
turn ye Ransom, Sinner Home The old man rose up
this" But the old woman insisted that he didn't mean
them" All SAYS rs the old ca man fool q there mf on ARE ts, no other
hoist that in" SO home they went and haven't been to
West. That young man was a reader of the Tribune, and
he saw the /" go West in it, SO he got up and got, and is
now in the swamp
Well. OLD sun, that is quite a comparison, but no
about that Old Junk Store?
Well. OLD PICKLES, 1 am worried with you,
Have you any objections to being called
Not at ali, OLD PICKLES, on the contrary 1 think 1t is
auite a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar. poet and
apostle of Estheticlsm, has given TO the sunhower and
the Lily the most prominent plzces in the Floral World:
the Iiiy for its purity and delicacy, and Sunfower from
it's resembling to the Golden Orb Of Day. 1t inmate
rial to me whether 1 am dalled a Sunhower or Z Rose.
THE Rose by any other name will smell as sweet.
Well, Just once more, OLD sun, have you any
CURIOS!
Not many, L PICKLES.
Give us a few, OLD sun.
Well, 1 have n shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, q tooth
from the mouth of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
Head, hat comprises my principal stock of CURIOS.
How is that, L PICKLES?
Quite sufficient. OLD SUN
Well, OLD PICKLES 1 have a lot more, but it is get
ting late, and time is money. Still l ought TO say some
thing more about that Go West notice in the papers, and
would do so, If it were not so soft and silly. 1 thought
that misrepresentation would have done better for the
amount paid for it.
Now, just another question, OLD sun, have you any
thing 10 say for yourseltF
Yes. OLD PHI LES, L might say u great deal, but 1
don't want to hurt the feelings of the OLD MAN IN THE
MARSH, SO 1 will merely add that if you know any per
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired, trim
med or painted. or who wants anything in the saddlery
line, or who requires iron work or horse shooting, send