The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-10-05
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u s seoouni Of i,s mailing ~ quickly,
the ptea,use thinks lia pounded ice ~
aoi phsi 4 j. eracted up 20 l'e.
TlcondcfogA has literary society
called The Aoorna" by and BY ther
ulll gro~ iato some greA, hoaK
so Mr. Tsnglc,eIi isa grvat dirihey'
said Fogs, swell. that's because nobody
caa divine bis meaning. suppose,
IA cid lady, hearing that John Bright
contemplated visiting this country, hoped
that ID would0'i bfing his disease with
him.
ri guess your pApA's got sound teeth,
anyway. say lliilc Miss who Was visiting
Al ,he Blobsons Ne make noise enough
st.aa 4 wy.
!, j. said NINETY millions Of postage
stamps arr annually sold ia this eonntry.
and ~ 81 them have 10 bc licked before
iify piil DO their duty.
4 Kentucky book agent Was attacked
by robbers the other day but he
succeeded in talking them TO death before
tho villains could escape.
Tho excursion steamboat accident sea.
son has opened 10 make an excursion
steamboat perfectly sale first remove the
boilers and then beach the boat
II anybody ever longs to be million
airr, il is the youth who treats his girl to
soda water, aud then finds he has mistaken
bu,,on in his poke, for dime,
Doctor Well, Pat, have you taken the
box Of pills sent you? Pat. Yes. cir. be
iabcrs. hayel but do not feel any bet
tar yet, mabc the lid hash I come of yeti
The other night an amateur prize
fighter vas killed by mule, in Fayette'
willie, Arkansas. Barnum wants the mule
bat the people Of the town are unwilling
10 part with him.
Said a railroad engineer to m Irish
man whose COW bad been killed, But she
didn get out Of the way when rang the
bell Faith, thin, said Pat, ye didn't sthop
shen she rang her bell, neyther
"A eolored congregation in Austin re-
Gently discharged their pastor because he
made too frequent and uncomplimen-
tary reference 10 de powers Of darkness,
That kind OF talk did not match the com
ploIion Of the congregation.
Yes, said the milkman, he's fit TO go
To- the legislature. When he drove a wagon
for ms le used TO swindlc my customers
on, Of g day and divide with me, and If
lie does as well by the city he'll be
mighty valuable representative.
Don't talk too much try and be good
listener, said father to his little boy. But
hen he caught the lad with his ear to the
keybole one day, when his sisters beau
came 10 see her, be thought the boy did
not fully catch on to hls meaning.
A lady who was suffering under
slight indisposition told her husband thai
il was with the greatest difficulty she could
breathe, ald the effort distressed her ex.
ceeiiogly, | wouldn't try, my dear,
sooihingly responded the husband.
The signal service is now ready to an
nounce the approach OF cyclones over six
hours in advance. This win give the farm
"a who hears OF il time TO go and sell his
stock aud tools and other property to the
man Nho doesn't know what's coming.
n should 80 like TO have q coin dated
the year OF my birth. said maiden lady
Of uncertain age TO q male acquaintance.
DO you think you could get one for meg
! am afraid not. he replied. Those very
old coins are only to be found in valuable
collections
A Philadelphil young man who mar
ricd girl named Rose placed over tl.ir
sitting room door a handsomely worked
motto: Rose by any other name would
be as sweet" a year or so afterwsrd he
took II down aud put in its place: NO
Rose without a thorn"
DIR. Bliss says in his statement, says
the darlington Hawkeye, that more ilan
halt lbs patients lef, when he took chs rge
Of The Presidents case, aud never cnme
back to him again. HIM; la; very pos.
sibly. very likely Indeed, that's exactly |
uhai the President did also.
w hen an oil back woodsman was abon,
to take his first ride on Mississippi steam.
be Was asked whether he would take deck |
OF cabin passage "Well. said he, 10
resigned sor, Of a way. I've lived all my
isfa an oAhs-, end guess ..ah,p passage
will lie good enough for a rough chap like
me
1t il related that President Segnier
was always hard npon the lawyers. When
,he docke, was being called one day il v as
found tha, both advocates 10 certain case
were absent go on with il, then, cried
the President, in high spirits. go on with
1t. We shall bow have chance OF getting
at the truth
a man out Yves, bought beds,ead.
the wood Of which was so green that one
warm spring day !, broke GU, all over with
bads, and in week Was covered all over
With little groves Of waving branches 10
the autumn the children picked the chest