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4. D. Cooke, IT., & Co, Bankers,
RAILROADS..
PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE,
TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOgTHWEST.


PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE,
TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
In EFFEcr July 26, 1882.
TRAINS LEAVE WARRINGTON, from station
corner Of sixth and B streets,
as follows.
For Pittsburg and the West, Chicago Limited
Express of Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars
at G30 n. m. daily Fast line $3.50 a. m. daily,
with Sleeping cars from Harrisburg to Cincin-
natl. Western Express 1880 p. m. daily, with
Palace cars TO Pttsburg. Mail Express,
For Cresson Springs daily at $40 a. M. and 1880
BALTIMoRE POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For Chnandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo. Niagara,
at $40 q. m. daily except Sunday, with Parlor
from Harrisburg to Watkins. and $50
p. M, daily except Saturday, with Palace car
Washington to Canandagua.
For Williamsport, Lock Haven and Elmira At
$50 a. m. daily, except Sunday.
For New York and the East, 800 a. m, 1870 n. M.
dSo, Az, 9;5o and 1920 P. m. On Sunday, 499,
nsp Parior Cars, .. 80 a. m. daily, except Sunday.
For Philadelphia, 800 o M. 1890 M, 130 40,
$50 and 1920 p. m. On Sunday ut 40, $50
and 1920 y. m. Limited Express, $50 o. m,
For Baltimore e4o 500 e.so 1880 a. M, and 1.so,
40, 440, 6.20, 7.3O, $50 and 1920 p. M On Sun.
day, 500 $50 ~ mr. 40 $40, 1870. $50 and 1920
Tickets and information at the office, north.
east corner Of Thirteenth street and Pennsylvania
Avenue. and at the station, where orders can be
left for the checking of baggage todestinaton from
hotels and residences
FRANK THOMSON. General Manager.
j. II, WOOD, General Passenger gent
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A Wise Child.

PhIIadeIphln NewS.
Stranger" Why, bub, what are you build.
Ing mud dam across that gutter for 2" Bub-
"Why, you see, father ID Congressman, and
II mako a dam that will hold couple OF
quarts OF water he can got an appropriation to
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"Arderney Dairy wagons"

Fresh Alderney Butter, churned every morn
ing and delivered In y ID. "Ward" prints, 10c.
per ID. Also, cottage cheese, buttermilk and
sweet milk, &c. per at. Cream, lbc. pint.
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BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD.
THE MODEL FAST,

- IL nIoDEL - sr,
AND THE ONLY LINE BETwEEN
THE EAST AND THE WEST,
via Washington.
DOUBLE Track JANNEY COuPLRRt
STEEL RAusi
A NJ J.ExVE wv sIJIMnros ON. 81 A''-'
"a sR.r,urcAan r,Sc, " =, .,sn tUT o.p
ExpRSsa SieeninG cara 10 3nncinnat 81 III
Tnnia ana Shicppnns oAis '" oinciiiiAh' S'
6oo-RaItrnnre EiIicet cg,v M Wa, cs,,,,.r.
SiS-RaITiWo9Hr1 EwpsT Say "hu way e'"''oh1
6'bo-Raitimore Annanniis and wav fp,a6
mont Siresbnra }Nincbeatar HSy.arsst nev
and Way. Via Relav.I
~ d6RSrT fScp p Ewppra.
'aio-Pont ~ Roc,,s and Wsv Stations
SiS-PHILApEEPHIA NEW YORK and Boarow
e.4osTtGsTos nnd v cls 70 Few Eepn nesx oon.
noc,s a. liz mu 49, a - pst
W. Er .oi ieeeIStowh ana ~ foiht OF ROCKS
10. ooNBaltimore uvattsvii,e and Iaural w.
Press Pres slops al BeItsyiile, Annapoiis June
stona nj Mi statinna No''o''' VI 'uAuAy
IN m otpp n, Nv az ~ ,ss u,o, =. u..
vile and innreI ArnA'' o'opo nv hyA''S'
40 NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. s,r,c.ao r,,,yc,,y~y A., a,A
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STEAMBOATS,.
STEAMBOATS,.
TOR RICHMoND FREDERICKSBURG AND
THE SOUTH,

from Seventh.street wharf at n. M and p. m,
connecting at Quantico, ON THE MORNING.
the Richmond Fredericksburg and Potomac
Railroad. Two hours and a-half by water.
ALL THE POINTS OF INTEREST ON THE
RIVER SEEN BY DAYLIGHT.
Mount Vernon, Forts Foote and Washington,
United States Arsenal, Alexandria and other
noted places
Parties from all points going south will lind
this very attractive route, and relief from the
monotony of an all-rail ride.
ALL RAIL TICKETS GOOD VIA BOAT AND
VICE VERSA.
Information as to tickets, rates, etc.. can be had
at Company's ofiico, 7h.street wharf.
GEORGE MATTINGLY, Gen. Supt.
VIM. p. WEIGH, Agent, jyliu
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earle OLE THIN IIANES>s,

FABLE OF THE LIONEsS. A
great stir was made among all the
Beasts ,.S to which could boast CT
the largest family. So when thew
came to the Lioress and asked
chow mau, do you have at a
birtl," she replied, ''only one, bus
it is . Lion.'' The moral was
equality comes before quantity.n
The same may be said in Contrast
lug many things With which wo
deal. Ore wou!d desire a single
superior article to half a dozen in
frrior ones. The same NAV be
said of medicine and for example
we will mention English Female
B;tttrs as a positive remedy for
tn" cure OF chronic female com-
plants and irregularities. The
mere name of this medicine in.
stills the most implicit confidence.
because il has been proven thar
it's quality is far superior to any
thing else OF the kind. Females
prefer one hottie of this to half =
dozen Of others which possess no
merit.
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NsGtlierS! Mothers :.
HEOtherS..!

Are yon disturbed at night and
broken your rest By a sick child
suffering aud crying with the ex
cruciatlng pain OF emitting teeth
If so. go at once aud get IA bottle
of MRS. VINSLOW'S SOOTHe
ING SYRUP. |. will relieve the
poor little sufferer immediately
depend upon it; there is no mis-
take about it. There is not a
mother on earth who has ever
used it, who will not tell you at
once that II will regulate the bow
els, and give rest to the mother,
aud relief and health 10 the child.
operating like magic. 1t is perfect
iy safe to Use III all c;lSeS, aIi
pleasant to the taste, and is TIE
prescription of one of the Oldest
and best female physicians and
nurses in the United States. Sold
everywhere. % cents u bottle.
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A Couoh, Cold or Sore
Throat should he stopped. Neg.
iect frequently results in an In-
durable LING Disease or Coasumn
ton, BROWNS BRONCHIAL
TROCHES do not disorder the
stomach like cough syrups and
balsams, but act d;recily ON the
infsmed parts, alla,lng irritation,
give relief in Asthma,s RroxoAitist
Coughs, Catarrh, and the Throat
Troubles wkich singers and Public.
Speakers are subject to. For tbir.
ty years Browns Bronchial Tro
ches have been Recommended bv
physicians, and have always civ
Ell perfect satisfaction. Having
been tested by wide a.ai aonsta.' t
! use for nearly ali eat;ss genera
tioU, they have asta;ne. ve!l .ner,
ted rank among ,sae .ew atar.e r..
medies Of the age. So.c at 2E
, cents Il bog every whase..
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Now Is the time to buy glass
preserve caus from S. I. Grisa
more's House furnishing Depot.
where can De found also, the gum
rings for sane which are sold
separately.
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NO f.

NOT ONE. PUT TwO.-On our frs. Bs-9
VIII be seen an editorial relative II ina
hanging in s.. Martinsville ct ona ,sa,,t,
&. Jenkins for brutaily numbering his broth
er-in-aw Raphael Castillo. We have siooa
learned that another, Il negro, was ivceaeG
ais" ior hlIiinSh young man on tla first
cay Oi q he year by the same league o. iufi-
rated c!tizens AS it is difficult 70 So, a5 81
correct information of this outburst. SEM
poianeous no doubt, we give publlcatin., IN
therumors circulated hore after the cover.
rors reward had been officially oifered .
= ne mob presented themselves to the ls+y-
at once and stated that there wasSno , ecas-
silly 1or nreward of $4,000 to cause thei. ar
fes'' mat they were citizens of good seaad
ing and could meet any charge the lsa-
could make against them; and that III 2
Hau determined to suppress crime, no. only
IN that place, bat in others, by hosts
means SO long as the law remained il its
present diiatory state" 1t is really re zcst
taole that something of this kind shout oe
cur 10 a civilized community, but when ti,<s
state docs not atfOrt. protection to the neg
pie against the depradations aud crue ~,
u piti"derers and assassins. we see no
pr"lnpter means for their riddance.
Star. 0'
The lynching of those two
men is another evidence of tie
weakness and inefficiency of the
modern jury system which opens
every door and window for the
escape of the murderer and clos s.
every means OF punishment fer
the guilty.
Human endurance will not BE-
imposed upon forever. This Jenk
inS wilfnlly and coolly hid him
self, with a loaded gun, to shoot
a fellow being. He fired and kill
ed the wrong man.
At a trial lie would have claim
ed that be had no malice, that he
was mistaken il the man When
he fired.
A jury would have excused or
the law failing to prove malice. or
some other pitiful plea would
have been raised and the murder
er turned loose TO kill somebody
else.
Whilst all good citizens depre
cate the taking Of law from the
courts and placing it into the
hands OF a maddened popuIace,
and regret the occurrence of such
deeds. yet It will be done until
.1sstice is more effectuaIly admins
tered to villains and murderers.
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ALWAYS REFREsHING.-A de>
liclon> od"r is impaired by Flores
ton Cologne, which is always re-
freshlng, no matter how freely
used.
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Now that darA .igErs aeo
approaching buy one ot tl1osa
splendid Lanterns il. .2.ts:t,aost
Stove Depot.
Neither wind no. :s..a caa :,Ia-r
or put them out.
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QUESTIONS AND. >ANSwEEs.-
What remedy is leading the sale
OF all other remedies?
Ans.~Brown's Iron Bitters as
What medicine is proving it
SELF TO be of miraculous merit IN
restoring lost health, strength and
yigorg
Ans.-BroWE's Iron Bltters.
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S. r. G,isamo,e has tiac,

chains, p!ow shares. p!ow handles
p!ow beams, han es, single trees
double trees, backbaDds, ploWs,
SPADES aud shoyeis for sale.
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4 Word TO MOTHERS. S.rMoth
ers should remember it is IA most
important duty at this season to
look after the health of their fam
iiies aid cleanse the malaria and
impurities irein their systems,
and that nothing will tore up the
stomach and liver, regulate the
bowels aud purify ,lis blood SD
perfectly as Fal kes's Ginger TON
,c, advertised IN cur columns.--
Post. Sec other cclluu.
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-lOEDONE impaits volume
aau iiexibili'y TO the voice CT 'he
singet.
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-ZOEDCNE robs the food of
lie dyspeptic Of pain:
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The GrunOW Water Eie-
yatOr.

AT A TEST CIV E4\ EE1S ~
WATER Ele1vATOk A
"WE,ST END" Iaa II
I.S1VVUN(l R RESELTS WEIR Il
OBTAIN ED.
&O3,OOO Gallons Of Water "ere ra's'd
r;r feet per hossr scith an e'yht7"orse ''0"s'
Mgtnc
The Water-wheel is two feet diamete
and six inch face, aud is something entire's y
pew From results obtained and the cneai'
4 Hess and dura bility OF this machihe' u eau
not fail 10 he of interes; to those having
drainage or irrigatinG 10 do. ,,x
TIE MACHINE WILL RUN DAtLi
AT WEST END from D clock until oatA,
Circulars descriptive Of the maeh.ne VIA
be issued at an early day. For particoiats
& apply to Office Of <.x,
MEYER N ENSsE - IT,
Sept 5 81 ON. = tnon st1eet
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OFFICIAL JOURNAL or THE PARISH OF
LAFcuRcHE AND OF THE TOWN
OF TR!BO5AUX.
ST. GRISAMORE EDITOR.
T SAMOAN. Pro'r Il Business Manager

-ZOEDONE gives eloquence
and inspiration to the crater and
preacher.
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ALL ORDERS ADDRESSED TO nm
"A at kaeeiapd. La. or TO In lie y. 10
Blanc, Thibudaux La. will be promptly at
tended to. Lct-o7ei ~.
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~ZOEDONE renders t II
'hGughtfui man more sIbstle il,
reasoning.
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GaitteaH's Death hdtch. A Dead
Lock IN the House EXCITING
Times anticipated. III. Ship
heFd'S documents.
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brief but clear and unreservet

in q brief but clear and unreserved
manner.
$50 the moment yon left this Office
YOU determined to make restitution %
said the merchant, smiling, evidently
highly gratifed with the narrative.
"Oh, no." replied Walter; 81 was
tempted to do worse first.
Indeed How?" inquired the mer-
chant, whose curiosity was reused.
"By thinking I could never redeem
my lost character" answered Walter.
"What saved your" asked the mer-
chant, eagerly.
"Two Words" said Walter, glow
animating his naturally fine countenance:
Never despair"
The merchant saw kindred spirit be-
fore him, and detained Walter in con-
Versation for some time. In the course
of many revelations which were obtained
from him, he stated that he had found
time to acquire knowledge as well as to
labor, and that some of the sweetest
hours he Lad spent were those devoted
to study.
They parted, but from that day forth
a friendship was established between
Walter and the great city merchant,
and when the latter died he left him q
legacy OF 1000.
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FISH THAT FLY.

An old sailor said that there was moth
ing on land not to be found in the sea-.
There are sea cucumbers and carrots, and
many other sea vegetables that lookvery
much like those whose names they bear.
Some of the fish even have names like
those Of land animals. There are hog
fish, sea-horses, toad-fshes and sea-
COWS. One very lovely fish is the angel
fish. But the most curious Of all is the
fying-fsh, which has broad fins like
wings. This fish is shaped and colored
something like mackerel. It's back IS
blue, and its under parts are white.
When it flies it takes short flights from
the top of one wave to the top OF anoth-
er. The fying-squirrel can fly, in this
way, from high point on tree to one
lower down. They are plentiful near
the West Indies, where the water is
warm. In the morning the sailors may
find dead fish on the deck. 1t had
seen the lights that the vessel carries at
night, and flown toward them. 1t could
fly high enough to reach the vessels
deck, but could not fly across it. Tt
may have strrok a boom or sail, and
fallen dead frog. the blow. After this
they grow more numerous, and you will
see them in the day time. They fly out
of the water in front of the ship, in little
groups, looking like focks of swallows.
Their white sides will CLEAN like silver
in the sun. They can not fly far-per-
haps 100 yards. After wetting their
wings, or fins, they then can fly farther
on. They look as if they enjoyed their
life in the air, but they do not always fly
orpleasure. The dolphin, very fierce
and discriminating fish, hunts them
in the water. When the poor fly
ing-fsh tries to escape him, the great
sea birds, the gulls and pelicans, seize
them as they fly out. They arevery good
to eat. The people in the islands about
which they live catch them in dip nets
and fry them.
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THE CRIME RATIO.

1'he general induction seems to be
that the more important fluctuations in
the CRIME ratio primarily depend on the
entailment Of the savage nature. When
ever war and want affect partly-cult-
ured nation, the environment ofits less
favored people approximates to savage
forms, and their latent savage traits
break forth into theft and brutality. IF
the want comes from q commercial
crisis, the reversion is toward crimes
against property without violence. Z
peace and plenty reign, and the enviroc,
ment promotes steady industry, the
savage features of the character sub
side, and the moral attributes become
fixed and extend civilized habits to a
new contingent of hitherto unimproyed
people. The rewards Of labor play an
important part at this point. When
ever civilization ceases to dispense re-
wards, the backward movement toward
DdLDariSul dSaL1 setS LII, because Inc
average man cares less for life than the
things for which he lives. But where
there is an hereditary criminal class,
crime viii be proportionate to the de-
gree of effective temptation, and no sort
Of arbitrary punishment can avail to
check it. The temptation depends upon
two conditions-the character, necessi-
ties and caprices of the thief, and the
vigilance of his victims. If for suff-
cient time the vigilance be relaxed by
social disturbance, the crime ratio WEI
rise; ii it be increased, the ratio VIII
fall.-AtZonatic MONTHLY.
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How a Man Balanced Europe.

A good many years ago George Sand
gave grand dinner to the notabilities
of the Revue de Deatr Mondes, the
principal attractions of the party being
a distinguished English diplomatist and
NJ. P, passing through Paris on his way
to Vienna On q secret mission to Austria,
and the poet Alfred de Musset. When
the hour and the guests arrived, the
diplomatist was found at his post
naughty and reserved, not to say stiff,
but De Musset, to every ones disap-
pointment, was absent. The guests,
however, seated themselves, and, out of
compliment to their distinguished WIS.,
itor, the conversation turned upon poll
tics, the great gun of the Revue being
intent on drawing out the British diplo-
matist, who, however, maintained an in
sular silence, broken only by occasional
monosyllables, spoken with icy polite
ness.
When, however, the subject Of the
balance of Europe was preached, the
great statesman's eye kindled, and, with
majestic gesture, he cleared his throat
and said:
"The balance of Europe-this is my
idea as to the manner IN which it should
be maintained p and Selling his plate
with both hands he flung it up to the
ceiling, imparting to it rapid rotary
motion, and as it fell receiving it with
imperturbable gravity On the point Of
his knife, where it went on spinning.
The stupefaction was general, nor was
it lessened by the action of one Of the
tablemaids, who, with much presence Of
mind, seized the water-pitcher and
poured its contents over the bald head of
the British statesman, who, however,
never diverted his attention from the
whirling plate.
The diplomatist was Deburan, the ma
gician, and the servant girl proved to
be De Musset, who had sacrificed his
mustac"o - a''a altar of practical
Joke
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.ANDERsoNVrLLE REVTsITED.

The Andersonville prison pen has
been visited by a correspondent, who
found oaks fifteen feet high growing on
part of it, while near the southern
limit was thrifty cotton field. The
caves in which the men burrowed are all
gone. On the north hill, which sent its
slope down to the south, the rains Of
fifteen years have carried away their
roofs and have washed the earth away
until they have quilted ravines thirty
feet across at the top, and deep with
crumbling, precipitous sides. On the
south hill. facing the north, the caves
are marked only by the depressions of
the ground where the roofs have fallen.
The hollows have not entirely filed, and
probably never will, now that they are
covered with the meager grass and
weeds of Southern Georgia. The stream
except something about being in a ring,
and even his friends down town couldn't
recall to his mind what it was.
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OPD OFFENSES.

In Plantaganet times one man was
sent to prison for twelve months for Of
fering to call tho chief magistrate of
London a scoundrel, and fight him too,
If any one would pay him for his pains.
Another was pilloried for saying the
Mayor had been sent to the Tower. And
Roger Jorold, for foolishly boasting that
If he caught that dignitary outside the
city bounds he would insure his never
getting within them again, had to pre-
sent the insulted Mayor with 100 tons of
wine. King James T. ordered two Lon
doners to be whipped from Aldgate to
Temple Bar for speaking disparagingly
OF SPANS unpopular representative,
Gondemar, and Recorder Fleetward let
every one know that liberty of speech
was an ofense against the common
wealth, by sending saucy fellow to jail
for venting his enjoyment Of q hearty
bread and cheese meal, by swearing he
had supped as well as my Lord May
Or. In 1877 the magistrates Of Tadcas-
ter gave one Leatham two months i'm
prisonment for audibly matchmaking
the Queen twice, while the prayers for
the Queen and the royal family were be-
ing repeated at q school-room service,
despite his plea of extenuation that he
uttered the obnoxious ordinations IN
consciously, having been talking about
the Queens taxes a little while before.
A like sentence was passed upon a SOL
der for publicly consigning the Pope
and Mr.. Gladstone to the place paved
with good intentions, but this was in
Belfast, where the authorities are partic-
ularly severe upon lingual improprieties.
Hearing, or fancying he heard, the own
er of a tagging dog exclaim, "Come
along, you old papist a jealous officer
summoned him for using party express
sions in the street. The offender averred
that he said, "Come along, old Pepper"
that being the animals name-where-
upon the magistrate said he would give
him the benefit OF the doubt, which he
did, by ining him 5 shillings.- Cham
6ers' Journal.
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LONGINGS.

If were railroad brakeman,
I'd holler the stations 80 plain
That the man who was going to Texas
Would go clear through to Maine.
I'd open the door of the snoking-car,
And I'd give such mighty roar
That the passengers back III the sleeper
Would all fall out ON the floor;
For couldn't afford tenor voice,
And couldn't afford to speak
In the sweet, soft tones of Aolian hafps
For eleven dollars week
II were baggage master,
I'd rattle the trunks about:
I'd stand them up in the corner
And I'd tear their bowels out.
would pull the handles out by the roots,
would kick the corners in,
And strew their stuting al round the car,
And make them iank and thin:
For couldn't afford TO wear kid gloves,
Nor put soft pads on my feet,
Nor to handle things gently, when all my pay
Just kept me in bread and meat.
If were railroad conductor,
AS through the train I'd go,
I'd have for every question they asked
This answer all ready Don't know"
I'd miss connections for lots Of men,
I'd run lone passengers past.
I'd tell them twas eight, when knew twas ten
And I'd swear their watches were fast,
For couldn't afford to be civil,
When knew every man in the load
Would look at my watch and ring, and say,
He stole them things from the road"
-BDlingtOR HdaCk-Elc.