Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-19
CHIT CHAT.

The sight Of novel is no novel sight.
The money-lender's motto-"A charge
to keep I have"
The man who broke into an ale vault
burst into bitter tiers.
MEN and watches don't amount to
much when they run down.
The strongest man is rarely strong
enough to hold his tongue at the right
time.
FoeG says beef should be classed IN
der the head of game, because it is dear
meat.
WHAT'S in a name? That which we
cauliHower by any other name would
taste as good.
IT is noted by philologist that
possesses " possesses more IS than
any other common word possesses.
"THERE," said the dealer, els car
pet that can't be beat" And the man
bought 1t. He hates carpet-beating.
FASHION at picnic demands that
girl shall get wet sooner than hoist an
umbrella that does lot match her suit.
INNOCENCE is very much like bank
bill of large acknowledgement often
hear of its being lost, but never of its
being found.
A DISAPPOINTED young man says he
wishes he was rumOr, because rumor
soon gains currency, which he has nevet
been able to do.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON amassed a
fortune OF over 100000. He didn't
make money as fast as Billy Emerson,
but he saved more.
An esteemed exchange says there are
seventeen red-headed girls in neighbor-
ing town, and lets himself out of trouble
by remarking that they are all bellies
LOaCsU Citizen.
PolYD1Ps1A IS the Boston name for
thirst. When suffering from polydipsia
the Boston man calls for spiritus frumen-
tt, and then washes it down with pro-
toxide of hydrogen.
"WHAT is your income % was once
asked of a noted Partisan Bohemian.
1t is hard to TELL" was the reply:
"but in good years I can borrow at
least 10, 900 francs"
MASTER What does Condillac say
about brutes in the scale of being ?''
Scholar He says brute is an imper-
feet animal" "And what is a man ?"
"Man is perfect brute"
KILL time to-day, and, to your sorrow,
He'll stare you in the face tomorrow:
XII him again. in any way,
He'll plague you still from day to day;
Till, in the end as is most due,
Time turns the tables and kills you.
"MY dear son." exclaimed old Mrs,
Jenkins last evening, 81 wouldn't 90
out without something over me. Put
on your overcoat or your cardamon
jacket, OF you will catch your death of
ammonia"
SHERIDAN met friend who was terri
bly, given to Abiding, and accosted him
thus: Been to church to-day, Jones ?"
"No." was the quick response; GIVE
been on the bed all day." "Just as I
expected" chimed in Sheridan; "you're
always lying
"WHAT are your politics, uncle ?"
asked an Austin candidate OF an old
negro on crutches. 'I dunno, boss"
"Are youradical ?'' "No, sah.' care
you Democratic % 81 reckon so; Use
rheumatic Demmycratic and rheu-
matte am pretty much de same, I
reckin. Dey sounds mighty alike
Texas Sittings.
A CLERGYMAN, interrogating Sunday
school class Of boys, said, "What is
miracle ?" "Dunno." Well, if the
sun were to shine in the middle of the
night what should you say it was ?"
81 should gay it was the MOON" "But
if you were told that it was the
sun what should you say it was ?"
GA lie" =" I don't tell lies, my boys.
Now suppose I assured you it was the
sun, what would you say ?" "That yer
wasn't quite sober.
LUCY B.: "There is a young man
paying his attentions to me. I do not
like him, and want to get rid of him.
How can do it without hurting his
feelings?" We suppose if you were to
make some sarcastic remarks about the
size of his feet or the area of his abun-
dant ear that it would hurt his feelings
SO we can suggest nothing but that you
work up All ice-cream appetite and scat
ter hints about yearning you have to
go buggy riding at his expense every
evening in the gloaming.-Ieros Si!tt-
ings.
MISS JULIA JACKSON, the daughter of
Stonewal Jackson, has a will of her
own. Remember" she once said to
her mother, haughtily, .'that I am a
Jackson" eyes," said Mrs. Jackson.
"and am your MOTHER York
Tribune. A Chicago girl had a will of
her own. Remember" she once said
to her mother, haughtily, "that I have
the only hustle in this house that is Fl.
to wear" eyes," said her mother.
"and I can yank it off and send you to
bed SO quick that it will make your head
SWIM" When it comes to getting up
emotional lies on society topics, Chicago
will not be left.-Chic0go Tribune.
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