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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02
Eighth District.

At COCKEYSvfLLE HOTEL,
On Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Friday and
Saturday. September jth. 9Th. 9Th. sth and
9Th, and Tuesday. September l?th:
AT CHAS. .. Jockeys l0.MILE HOUSE,
YORK ROAD,
On Wednesday. Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
September 18th. 18th. 18Th and 10th.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

eB-Prssident Arthur has been liOnissd at
Newport. The wsaithisss residents have been
'brsakfassing and dining him and there have
been grand receptions which have been attended
By the people
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ss-The Republican Executive Committee of
Baltimore county is called 10 meet at Peppers
Hotel, Baltimore, on Saturday next. September
g,h, q. o'clock p. N. OF course the COMMITTEES
has right 10 meet where u pleasss, but We think
Il would be better % have the msssings at Tow
sontown.
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sixth District.

AT p. l.. MERRIREy's STORE. MIDDLE
TOWN,
On Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday,
Friday and Saturday. September 9Th, 9th. 9Th,
sth and 9Th. and September 18th. 18th.
18th, 18th and 10th.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02
seventh District.

AT ELI SIMPSONS,
IN Tuc.isy and Wednesday. September 5th and
9th and Tuesday and Wednesday. Sep.
TENDER l2th and 18th
AT PLEASANT HUNTERS. wIsEBURG,
On Thursday. Friday and Saturday, September
9Th. sih and 9Th, and Thursday. Friday and
Saturday, Sept. ii,h, 18th and 10th.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

TWO SUMS OFsl, 500 EACH. AND
LOAN ON FIRsT-CLAss MORTGAGE AT Q
PER CENT. &D-FARMs FOR SALE.
Apply % or address
9. PARKER BosLRY,
Attorney 81 Law, Tousontoun. Nd.
JAY Atty Towsoa P. o.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

ATB. ". ADY's, HARTFORD PIKE.
0n Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday, Friday and
Saturday, Sept. 5th. 9Th. 9TH. sth aud 9Th:
AT HENRY WALTERS. GERMANTOWN,
On Wednesday, September 18th:
AT JACOB WOLVES. RfDGELY'S FORCES,
On Tuesday. Thursday, Friday aud Saturday,
September 18th, 18th, 18th and 10th.
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MISS MANN's BOARDING AND
vi DAY SCHOOL
YOUNG LADIES AND LITTLE GIRLS,
T0wS0NTOWN, MD.,

lOCNG LADIES AND LITTLE GIRLS,
T0wS0NTowN. Mo-,
Will REOPEN SEPTEMBER corn, lss?.
A KiNDERGARTEN CLASS for little chill
dren, 5000 per quarter.
OBJECT LESSONS IN GERMAN without
extra charge.
A ele.. Of LITTLE BOYS will be received.
Miss L. Z. OSBORNE, Teacher Of English.
Miss ELISE MERcUR. Teacher Of kindergarten.
Miss A. Z. REG UECR, Teacher Of Preach.
Miss UHLER, Teacher Of Drawing.
Aug. 26.-Sm.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

$50 PENNSYLVANIA AvENr

Between Dolphin and Hoffman Streets. Baltimore.
sept. 2.-3m.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

NOTICE To TAX PAYERS
BALTIMORE COUNTY.
LEVY OF 1852.
Notice is hereby given TO the TAXPAYERS Of
BALTIMORE COUNTY. that the Treasurer aud
Collector Of COUNTY and STATE TAXES will
bepreparei TO receive the same. on aud after May
10Th, at his Office. TowsoNTOwN,
from . A. NJ. to 5 p. NJ,
se-AND EVERY SATURDAYS
AZ ais OAice, No. 8 NJ. Paul ST., Baifiser~
from 10 A. NJ. to ~ p. NJ.
WILLIAM PARKS,
Treasurer and Collector.
JOHN c. BOsLIY, Clerk. MAY eft.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02
Fifth District.

AT GEORGE ". J0RDAN'S HOTEL,
On Thursday. September 18th;
At JOHN ". LIABILITIES HOTEL, BECK
LEYSVILLE,
TN Thursday. September 9Th;
AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
On Tuesday, Wednesday. Friday and Saturday.
September 9Th, 9Th. sth and 9TH. and Tues.
day. Wednesday. Friday and Saturday,
September 18th. 18th, 18th and 10th.
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Deaths Frss--- Tributes, &c.. 10 cts. Ida.

PAGELS.--0n August 2itb. Christopher Pageis,
aged 10 years II months and II days, a native
Of Germany. but for the last forty. nine years a
resident Of baltimore county.
OiIL.-On August %, at Powhatan, William Oil,
aged IS years 2 months and days.
wHALEN.--At woodberry, on August 20. viii
liam f., aged % months, only son Of James ".
and Sarah e. whalen.
KEYSER.-At Glyndon. Baltimore county eGth
Of August. Hannah Louise. aged months and
. days. beloved daughter Of Charles and ".
Julia 7. keyseF.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

MONEY To LOAN
ONE SUN OF $4,000 TWO SUMS OF
l,o0o each, aud one sun Of $500, Tor from two 10
ave years, at 9 per cent. Apply 10
u. W. 0fFUTT,
Attorney, &e., Towsontown, Nd.
Aug. fit
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02

- TOwsOntOwn Meat
R4E Market. 6B
RAmSti11 at the Old stand. -
"E are selling TO our customers and the public
w Who may favor Us with call BEEF, VEAL,
LAMB AND MUTTON, Of the best quality al the
lowest marke, prices. sse- ORDERS PROMPT
LY FILLED. and meats delivered within q rea-
sonable distance free Of charge.
SAMUEL cOLLINGs,
sToRE-YoRK ROAD, near p. o., Towsontown.
Dcc.l0,'sly.
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Miscellaneous.

GRAND TOURNAMENT
VI AMI
DANCING SOIREE IN LAW.
RENCE'S GROVE.
10 MILES FROM THE CITY OF BALTIMORE.
49,
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FOnriIl District.

AT sHRIvHR's STORE. REIsTERsTowY,
On Tuesday. Wednesday, Thur,dsy. Friday and
Saturday. September 9Th. 9th. 9Th. sth and
9Th. and Tuesday. Wednesday, Thursday.
Friday and Saturday. September
18th, 18th. lith, 18th and 10th.
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hR. l.. J. PEARCE

Would respectfully inform hi. friend. aud tho pub
lie that he has removed his Dental Office. and
Laboratory from No. 1876 Pennsy lyania Avenue to
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1882-09-02
Miscellaneous.
DEGENERATION NOTICE
SEPTEMBER SITTING IN BAL.
TIMORE COUNTY.
Miscellaneous.

Published BY authority Of the Re0isfsrs.
The undersigned. ofiesrs Of Registration for the
different Election districts Of Baltimore county,
hereby give notice that according to Law they will
hold their SEPTEMBER SITTING FOR THE
YEAR 1859, each In their respective districts, for
the purpose Of registering all qualified voters Of
said county. at the following places and at the
following times. being
TEN DAYS IN SEPTEMBER, VIZ:
5TII. 9Th. TTII. sTII. 9TH AND 18TH. 18TH,
18th, 18TH AND 10TH. FROM THE HOUR
OF A. ". TO THE HOUR OF Up. NJ.
EACH DAY, AS FOLLOWS;
First District.
AT TIMOTHY CAsEY's, GARRISON LANE,
On Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Sep.
TENDER 5th, 9Th and It'll;
At ADAM DIETRICH'S, CARR0LLT0N,
On Friday and Saturday, September s,h and 9th !;
AT HENRY McD0NALD'S CATONSvILLE
HOTEL,
On Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Septsm-
Der 18th, 18th aud 18th
AT MccAULEY'S COOPER SHOPS, ELL.
COLT CITY,
On Friday and Saturday, Sept. 18th and 10th.
second District.
AT Z. W. HARMS. ALBERTON,
On Tuesday. September 5th;
AT POwHATAN HALL,
AT A. II. SHADES. RANDALLsT0wN,
On Thursday, Friday, Saturday, September 9Th,
sth and 9Th. and Tuesday, Wednesday, Thurs.
day. Friday and Saturday. September
18th, 18th, 18th. 18th and 10th.
Third District.
AT sTEvENs0N's STATION. GREEN
SPRING BRANCH, n. c. X. r.,
On Tuesday and Wednesday, Sept. 5th and 9Th
AT CALvRRTON,
TN Thursday. September 9Th;
AT ARLINGTON HOTEL, REISTERST0wN
ROAD,
On Friday and Saturday, Sept. sth and 9Th;
At BARTON's STORE. wO0DBERRY,
On Tuesday, September 18th;
AT GODMAN'S STORE, CLIFTON,
On Wednesday aud Thursday. Sept. 18th and 18th !;
At F0wNER's 7-MfLE HOUSE, REFS.
TERSTOwN ROAD.
On Friday and Saturday, Sept. 18th and 10th.
Fourth District.
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Charles e. Phelps and r. r. Boarman.
Attorneys.
vINRCSTEES' SALE

A VALUABLE LOT OF GROUND. n.
- NEAR THE A
o. CITY OF BALTIMORE. on THE
PHILADELPHIA TURNPIKE ROAD.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
Chicago Market,

CHICAGO, June 9.-Wheat to-day was active,
unsettled, irregular, and generally higher, and
trading was almost wholly speculative. The
market opened shade off, but as shurp competi-
tion sprang up, and there was at times some diff
fculty about .uying, prices topped up for June,
2h@2h for July, and ga for August above in
side prices; and with some fluctuations closed "a
higher for June, "a for July, and for August,
than yesterday. Receipts were small, shipments
light, and sales were made at 1.25Gl.26 for
June; l,2541.25% for July; I.96% Clio for
August; 1.O2x @1O4h for September. There
was fair amount of trading; and the regular
No 2 wheat or ante corner, as it is variously
called, being grade which is legal tender on
change for No. spring, or Ne. red, a higher
grade. Many who would have purchased, held
off, as they wished to how the new rule
would work in practice. Friends OF the system
insist that its will appear la err in the season,
when they predict Chicago will become the great
depot for western wheat, grown in southern Hi
nois Kansas, Missouri, and other neighboring
states This view is strengthened ON call when
out of one million and fourth bushels, sold at
1865 600, were of No. wheat. Sales on call
showed the range in prices between y lower, and
4 higher 10 August being stronger. Corn was
generally unsettled and irregular. The market
opened weak and declined K@X. Later a
steady feeling set in among the decreased re-
ceipts and small deliveries and prices rallied 2A
ruling pretty steady to the close Sales were at
65A9 FOX for June; 69@7IA for July; 69A9
7OK for August: 69H@7lH for September.
CHICAGO, June 9.--The Drovers' Journal re-
ports: Hogs-Reeeipts $4,000; shipments, $500
demand good; market active and firm prices;
mixed, 7.3507.sO; heavy s.OO9s.5O; light, 1875
a79O; skips and culls, 5.5OG71O; all sold;
closed strong. Cattle-Receipts, 1900; ship
ments, 2,2OO fat; market generally weak; lOc.
lower, exports, s.OO99OO; good to choice ship
ping, 76O9s.15; common to fair, 6.5097.4O
mixed butchers, more active and steady, 2.50@
$40 grass Texans, market more active strong
er; 30Q SOC higher than Monday; common to fair,
34O04 90; medium to good, 4,259 5.25; choice
4 50G 900; no extra have been offered stockers'
3.O095.6O Sheep Receipts, 800; shipments,
uone; market generally without change as com
pared with former days of this week; trading
continues now very little will be left in the mar
ket: selling is at two prices.
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GENERAL NOTES.

Four HUNDRED Mormon proselytes ar
rived at Salt Lake yesterday, and in three
hours had been dispatched to their new
homes.
SEvgRAL iron-shops in New York have
conceded the wages demanded. Eight
hundred striking boiler-makers have gone
to work.
Elk SENATOR MCDONALD, of Indiana,
agrees with Hon. Abram S. Hewitt that
the high tariff is the cause of the present
strike in the iron-mills.
JAMES DoLAN, the king of pickpockets,
died Yesterday in Sing Sing prison, OF
heart disease. He was born in New York,
and ouce served term in the galleys at
Brest, France.
GOSSIP in the Baptist church at Des
Moines has led to the Withdrawal of
forty-two members, including four Irus-
lees and the superintendent of the Sabbath
school.
CHARLES CALLING was put off a train on
the Hot Springs railroad, last summer be-
cause his excu sion ticket had expired. A
Jury 1T Little Rock awarded him damages
Of $4,000.
TIE democratic state central commit
tee OF Illinois met at Springfield, and de
cided to hold the state convention in t at
city September Z.
VETERANs of the union and confederate
armies have spent two days on the battle
field OF Gettysburg in revising the limits.
aud we're yesterday entertained at lunch
together.
A ST Louis syndicate is said to have ex-
pended 81 500 900 in the purchase of mines
and railroads IN the coal region of south
ern Illinois. with the intention of creating
a new steel-manufacturing city.
MAsAaER MERRILL. of the St. Paul
road, has recently traversed the region be-
tween Chicago and Council Bluffs by two
routes. he reports an immense acreage OF
cora, of healthy growth, ard has no fears
in regard to our great staples.
CHARLES Fl. REID went 10 Boston and
applied to Judge Gray. OF the supreme
Guiteau. The Judge answered that he
must wait to present the case to his asso-
ciates.
THE saw-mills at Muskegon, Mich.
have started with the utmost vigor.
Eleven hours is to be days work, except
on Saturdays; no strikes are TO occur dur
ing the season; no distinction is to made
between union men and independents, and
wages are to be paid weekly.
SEVERAL thousand Influential repuhli-
cans of Maine united in requesting james
@. Blaine to be a candidate for congress
man-at-large. He replied that, while lie
can not turn aside from his private affairs,
he will contribute to the campaign his
fulI share of labor.
BAND of one thousand or more Crows
and Arspahoes has been seen on Powder
river seven miles from old Fort McKi n
ney, and one hundred lodges are reported
near the fort. As tkey are said to be kill
ing cattle for consumption, scouts have
been sent out TO learn what is on foot.
SENATOR BIxBY's residence on the cor
ner of Fifth avenue and Forty-secon5
street, New York, sold for $4,000. SAM
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As Bad as a Riot.

Gwen she pulled dat razzer, Jidge,
knew somebody's a gwine to bescratch-
ed. didn't want no white niger to
shed my blood, so / jist p'inted de poker
at her an she drapped on de ho'."
Both were females. One was black
the other was several shades of color.
The policeman found them clinched
in deadly struggle in tenement in
"Little Africa"
''She was jealous OBJ yaAer man
cross de street, Judge" said the pale
faced COON IAN she hit me wild frine
pan. Igrabbed her by de back har an
de razhure fell ON de bed She was try
in 10 lasserate me wen de officer came
in"
1T tuck four men to pull thin apart, y
the policeman said. at wuz as bad as
a riot"
Thirty days each," was Justice
Smiths disposition of the case yester-
day in the Jefferson Market Police
Court.
"Ef you doan't put dat woman in
'nuther part ob dis yere prisun nobody
is gwine to git any sleep here tonight, y
was the remark of the black one as the
court officer led her into the jail.
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Says the Chicago Tribune; "Politic-
al assessments have sgsin begun. A
circular letter has been sent to every
person in government employ, say
ing: Under the circumstances in
which the country finds itself placed
the committee believes you will esteem
it both a privilege and pleasure to
make a contribution which it is hoped
will not be l,ss than -. The cont
mittee are authorized to say that such
a voluntary contribution from persons
employed in ,he service of the United
States could not be objected to in any
official quarter. Please make prompt
and favorable response 10 this letter by
hank check etc This letter is as of
fensive as it could well have been
made, although it was doubtless in
tended to be very polite. 1t violates
an express provision of the statute,
leyies blackmail, and insults all civil
service reformers in the land. 1t states
in about so many words that the dis
graceful scheme meets the approval Of
the president, and hypoeritically offers
indemnity against removal for comply
ing with the assessment. To the tens
of thousands of earnest men who are
striving to purify the civil service, this
disgraceful resolution is humiliating
surprise. The people had begun to
hope for better things at the source of
the stream"
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u,,waux.. unrRe,


MILWAUKEE, June 9-Flour- Dull and I'M
changed: spring extras 425a6.5O. Wheat-Ac-
tive; irregular; No. 2 hard, nominal; No. 2,
"a 1.34 for seller June; 1858 for seller
July; I.ls% for seller August; September and
year. nominal Ne. 8, LIZ. Corn-Quiet and
unchanged; No. 2, 7Oxi rejected, 20. Oats
Weaker, No. O. so; white, So; rejected, 3d.
RYe-Quiet and unchanged; No. l, 70, No. 2, 20.
BarleY-Dull; lower; Mol, cash and June, 81
July, nominally S51l extra No. 3, nominally "A
bid. MISUNDERSTANDING Mess Pork ,-20,0 5
for seller cash and June; 20.l5 for seller July.
Lard-Prime steam, ll.35 for seller cash and
June; 11.4O for seller July. Live hsgs-
Quiet but firm; 7.4Ods.0O for fair to choice,
Freights-Quiet; nomiu al wheat to Buffalo,
*. Receipts-Flour, $3.50; wheat. $500; bar
ley. $3.50. Shipments 14,447i wheat
2,225; barley, $3.50.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1882-06-15
GHIn Arabic.


The most familiar objects about us
are often least understood, and probab-
ly few can pause to ask the question:
What is gum arabic and from whence
it comes? In Morocco, about the mid
die of november THAT is, after the rainy
season., gummy juice exudes spon-
taneously from the trunk and branches
of the acacia. 1t gradually thickens in
the furrow down which it runs, and as
sumes the form of oval and round drops
about the size of pigeon egg, Of differ
ent colors, as it comes from the red or
white gum tree. About the middle of
December the MooIs encamp on the
border of the forest and the harvest lasts
a full month. The gum is packed III
large leather sacks and transported on
the back of camels and bullocks to sea-
ports for shipment to different countries
The harvest occasion is made one Of
great rejoicing, and the people, for the
time being, almost live on gum, which
is nutritious and fattening. Such is the
commercial story of this simple but
useful article.
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FIRES AND CASUALTIES.

AT Tree Notch, Ala, three children Of
Alexander Adams were burned 10 death
the explosion of kerosene can.
MAURICE R. CLAUDER, an insurance
agent of S.. Louis, was drowned near
Humboldt, Kan, June 8.
A FIRE at Nashville burned the hide and
produce stores of F. Leventhal & Co., and
S. Godhelp, the loss being $15,0 600.
WILLIAM B. MKELER & Co., brokers in
Broad str. ct, New York, were forced to
suspend by delinquent customers.
A SMALL Pox patient died in the pest
house at Grand Rapids, Mich, June 9Th,
and five new cases were reported, all In
large families.
Mr.. FLANNERy, of DAYTON, o., kept a
vicious bulldog, and was rewarded by
having it join with another and nearly
eat up his tve-year-old son.
A CONSTRUCTION train on the Madison
division of the ST.. Paul road ran off an
embaukment. killing two laborers and
severely wounding five others.
AT Rochester, Pa, the Rochester
Foundry and Machine works. beside sew
eral frame dwellings,, were destroyed by
FIRE. Loss, $50. 1000; insured for $4,000.
A FIRE on Simpsons dock, in Boston
caused loss of $4,000. An old man
named Michael Burke, whose house was
in danger. dropped dead OF heart disease.
A LESS of $4,000 was incurred by the
| burning of the Ice-houses of &. A. Butch
| at Indianapolis. The Fourth ward school
house at Manistee, Mich, was destroyed
1 by fire.
| HANLAN, the oarsman, is PROSTATE with
| typhoid lever, and the Winnipeg race
with Ross mas been declared off. HIS
physicians say he will mol be able to row
| for two months.
Two boilers exploded in the Middle
| bury shaft of the Payne Il Newton Coal
Company, near Akron. Ohio. The build
| ings and Offices we're destroyed, thus, OF
course, suspending operations for some
time. No lives were lost.
| TIE entire business quarter of Poca-
hontss, Ark, was destroyed by fire on
| Monday evening. causing a loss of $780,
| 600 The fouring-mill of Henry Rode,
at Ogdensburgh. N. Y, valued at $75 000
| has been burned. Four children OF John
Jackson were roasted alive near Harris
Station, Mo. The iron firm of Cleveland,
Brown & Co., at Cleveland, was damaged
| $l5 600 by flames last evening.
| FRAD DoEPPLeMAN and Casper Gait
were horribly burned while at work in
Moerlein's brewery at Cincinnati. A
number of new beer-vats were received at
the brewery, few days ago, requiring
| vanishing. The two were on the scaffold
with bucket of varnish at the time of
the accident, and. owing to the darkness,
had lamp with them. Suddenly, the
ecaffold gave way, and the lamp was
thrown into the varnish, which caught
fire and poured all over the men, burning
them fearfully. The men were taken, as
soon as possible, from the watts. and every
thing was done to alleviate their suffering
They were subsequently taken to the
hospital, where they now lie in precari-
GUS condition.
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FOREIGN

THE Spanish Abolition society denoun-
ces the ontrsges and cruelties practiced
on slaves in Cuba.
THE proposed increase in the customs
duties was rejected by the German reichs-
tag.
THE Military party in Egypt are de-
sirous of a reconciliation with the khe-
dive.
s CAIRO correspondent says Arab Bey
has been acting under the advice of an
Afghan Mnssulman.
TIE Austrian troops in DAlmatia suffer
ed two defeats at the hands of the insur-
gents recently, About 40 Austrians
we're killed.
BIsMARK's influence decided the Sultan
10 send the p4ei6cators commission to
Egypt. The German Chancellor was OPP
posed TO resort TO war.
A BLOODY war has broken out between
the tribes of Central India. The blood
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the mistake, and upon what the conse-
quences might be. The next week
was invited to picnic at Mr.. Robin
sons and went, not only to it, but like
wise to Mr.. Robinson's house again and
again before his niece returned to her
home.
Four years have passed since that
invitation to breakfast was given me,
and that 'fairy-like" girl is now my
wife. That local milk-man, bless him,
got handsome ''tip" upon our we'd
ding day.