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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-05-09

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-05-09

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Juacttenen Der Gin9sweos.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-05-09
So1epb Sanoa's NmblsP

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nnp Wsi3snmsbl nno pertault In srcesu
Quantiiatrn In bic umssssae.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-05-09
San 2edto Springs 2ark.

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-05-09
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Nssos SILT 6oSs Ionic utrwaupt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-05-09
feber prttft.

ll,278 0smi"Tt i'm 9trassssu :522 SOC
1s- Nnfraasn fur Gssnten, foipls 3aitn 70,
Clubs tonntn nur In btr Offiee In 0sp> 8 rttaaa
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GtmatO woOrs. agent. GIT p,uaon u. gtelala
StraBt, San Gntonio,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
A Sharp Baruaiuer.

Capt Farrow, of Isleboro, Ne, tells
a good story at his own expense. The
captain was trading liz small vessel
along the coast, and at Tampa Bay he
purchased Swenty dozen chickens, pay
ing 81 dozen for them. They were of
all ages and sizes, some being ready for
the pot and others scarcely done with
their shells. At Key West a hotel
keeper came alongside and asked the
price of the chickens. The captain an
swered: eff you pick them out I shall
charge you Sc dozen; but if you will
let me pick them out you can have them
for So dozen" CAL right said the
hotel man, you pick them out" The
captain selected several dozen of the
hedglings, expecting every moment to
hear the purchaser cry SO enough" But
still he said ego on The captain saw
the point at last, but he stuck to bis bar
gain and "selected +" the entire lot, at O.
Ret loss to himself of $40.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
The SueZ Pilot,

The position of a pilot on the Suez
canal is peculiar. The master of ves-
sci is bound to take a pilot for the trip
through the canal, but the pilot is pres
ent, in the sight of the law, to advise
and not to act. The English court of
appeal has just decided the question,
the case arising from a collision in the
canal. Under the English law, the mas
ter is not responsible while pilot is in
charge. One of the rules of the Suez
Canal Company provides that captain
shall retain his original responsibility.
The general point raised was whether
English law or the the company rules
were the standard, but the decision
turned on the relation of the pilot to the
vessel at fault The court ruled that
the pilot was present to place at the dis
posal of the master his experience and
knowledge OF the canal, but that the
duty of carrying out these principles of
the pilot devolved upon the captain, I'M
der the rules of the company. The
owners, therefore, are held responsible
for the damage which ensued from the
pilots negligence.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
ATemnerance Measure

While Thad Stevens was engaged In
his profession at Gettysburg, he was a
member of sort of club of congenial
spirits. who were accustomed to meet
round at each others houses and spend
the evening in playing cards and drink
ing liquor. One evening one of the party,
a great favorite, who was cashier of the
the bank in Gettysburg, becoming lit
tie inebriated, was escorted to his home
by two of his friends, who opened the
door of his house and left him in the
entry. snpposing he would find his way
up stairs. In the morning, when his
wife came down, she found him on the
foor-dead! When Mr.. Stephens
heard of it he went into his cellar with
Ratchet, broke open the heads of his
wine and whisky barrels, and would
never taste anything of the sort after
ward.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
A Lost Locomotive.

One of the most remarkable cases of
mysterious disappearance " on record
is that of the engine of the Kansas Paci-
fic Railway that went down into Kiowa
Greek, some thirty miles this side of
Denver, one black, stormy night,
several years ago. The stream, which is
ordinarily insignificant, has been trans
formed by sudden flood into roaring
torrent which swept the bridge away,
and the engine plunged.in and was swal-
lowed up in the quicksand. Repeated
efforts have been made by boring and
digging to find the lost locomotive, but
we learn from good authority that they
have all been to no purpose; the thirty
tons of iron and steel nave burrowed be-
yond discovery. Possibly they are
working down toward China, and will
ere long turn up as the first locomotive in
the Celestial empire.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
An Old Sally Port.

For some time there have been men at
work digging for the foundations of the
extension of the Pacific sypdicate's Office,
which will run back from the French
Square to Fertilization Lane, Montreal.
In this work there has been discovered
the remains of an old arch CT tunnel. 1t
is about nine feet high, but the top only
a foot or two above the present level of
the lane, to which it runs at right an
giles. It has been broken off where the
men have been digging, SO it cannot be
said how far north 1t extended. Going
back from st. James Street it has only
been traced for six or seven feet. About
four feet back there is a hole in the roof
and the inside has been filed with stone
and rubbish. The arch is seven feet
across the masonry, being about eigh-
teen inches from inner to outer surface.
Some of the woodwork with which the
walls were lined, still remains, though in
8 rotten condition. r. G. Lipman, Sec
rotary of the Numismatic and Antigua
rian Society, says the arch is the old sal
ly-port of the city wall, and further in
quiries tend to confirm the belief. The
spot where this sally-port has been dis
covered is one of historical interest. II
was just above this spot that governor
of Montreal encountered an Indian and
killed him with his sword, giving the
now peaceful locality the warlike name
of GO Place d Armes."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
The Lincoln Monument.

CFrom the Springfield (Mass.) Republican,
The final group intended for the
National Lincoln Monument at Oak
Ridge Cemetery in Springfield, ILL.,. is
nearly finished at the Ames Company's
statuary department. and will he ready
for shipment about August l. The
figures comprising the group are he1oic
In size and are quite imposing in appear
ance. The scene represented is supposed
to have occurred on one of the battle
fields of the late war; shell has explod-
ed in front of cavalryman's horse and
the wounded rider has fallen to the
ground in a dying condition; one arm is
raised above his head and he still grasps
the bride rein of his plunging steed,
while his head is supported by COM
rade, the orderly sergeant of the COM
pany. The latter stands in front of the
fallen man with drawn sword, determined
to defend him against the advancing foe.
The horse, thoroughly frightened, has
reared on his hind legs, and with dis
tended nostrils and flowing name is
about to gallop off, The position of the
figures, the expression of agony, deter
mination, and terror depicted on the
faces, are all true TO life. On the ground,
scattered about, are the bugle, hat, and
carbine of the dying soldier. This group
is about ten and one-half feet high and
weighs $500 pounds. 1t has required
about Que year to do the work. The
monument occupies commanding
position IN the cemetery, standing
ninety eight feet in height from the
base, It cost $136, $50, and each group
$13, 700, making the entire cost of the
work 1906, $50. Larkin G. Mead was the
designer, and the statuary work has
been done under the supervision of
Meizar FL. Mosman, the Ames Com
pany's foreman.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
How They Get the Best of Us.
(From the New Haven Register.

Johnnie went out and "losted " him
self yesterday. He was missing for two
whole hours and the neighbors were ali
aroused to see if they had seen the stray
young vagabond wheeling a little red
wheelbarrow off with him. After long
and tedious search he was found in the
backyard of new chum, mounted in
triumph en- the roof of heD-coop.
Didn't he "catch it, Well, no, not
hardly. 1t was this way When his
mother started out to look for him, she
determined that when once found he
would get such spanking as would cure
him of his romantic tendencies, but as
she looked and looked, and began to
grow anxious, she "mellowed +" toward
the little scamp and by the time she
found him, his face Drowned and heated
with the sun, his bands begrimed with
dirt his apron torn and a new hoEe
stubbed in his shoe, she was so glad to
see him that she packed him up and
kissed him. sHe was only little ways
off, that's all" said she, as she gave him
a second plate of puddingaat dinner for
being such nice little runaway" oh,
these little ones get the best of us every
time
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Umbrella Handles and Pepper

1t sounds queerly to the average
reader, the announcement that with UNI
brellas is bound up to considerable ex-
tent the price of pepper. But so it
seems. The information is given that
umbrella handles are to large extent
made of pimento, and the demand is
now SO large that the destruction of the
pepper plantations in Jamaica is immi-
nent. The pimento (pepper) from which
the pepper is obtained on that island is
In such demand that owners and lessees
of plantations are alarmed at the strong
growth of the trade, which seriously
threatens to uproot in a few years the
young trees. Last fall at Kingston,
500, 900 umbrella stocks were awaiting
shipment. The first nine months of
1881, 1880 bundles, of the value of
$15, 900 were exported. There are. from
five to eight hundred stocks in bundle,
and each represents bearing pimento
tree. The only thing to avoid the ex-
pected destruction of the pepper planta-
ton is to be more careful of our UNI
brellas, and to get along without them
when possible
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Idiosyncracies of Sea PASSENGER

Among SO many passengers there are
sure to be some odd fish. [ have
noticed an old Scotchman IN the dining
saloon every night deeply interested in
the Welsh rabbits, poached eggs, sar-
dimes and sundries so literally dispensed
to the guests, yet he always refused to
partake, until ole night he happened to
be near the purser, when he said: ''My
friend, how do you keep an account of
all these things; it must be an awful
waste?" cit is not necessary, returned
the purser; ''there is no charge, they are
not extra ''No charge! not extra y
he exclaimed aghast with establishment.
Then look of divine happiness came
over his face, and he sang out: ''Stew-
ard. six poached eggs" And from that
hour on on he was untiring In his exer-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Kisses,
NFSoCor
From the San Francisco T

From the San Francisco Truth.
To steal kiss, that's fair.
To buy kiss, that's stupidity.
Two girls kissing, that's waste.
To kiss not at all, that's bad taste.
To kiss another man, that's nasty.
To kiss your sister, that's necessity.
To kiss your wife, that's correct.
To get caught kissing, that's dreadful.
To kiss an ugly woman, that's courage.
To kiss the baby, that's unsatisfac-
tory.
To kiss the cRambermaia, that's dan
gerous.
To kiss your mother, that's the purest
kiss of all.
To kiss the girl you're engaged to,
that's expected.
To kiss rich old maiden aunt, that's
hypocrisy.
To kiss blooming girl, that's peaches
and cream.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

DENVER boasts an unusual assortment
of curiosities for place of its size, and
among them wonderful begger named
Mary Cunio, who makes periodical trips
through the mountains and always re-
turn with small fortune, which she at
once proceeds to squander in riotous
living. Every month she starts toward
the south and rarely return with less
than $500. It is said that she now has
on deposit in Denver several thousand
dollars, and it is fact that when she
was last arrested for drunkenness nearly
81, 400 was found in her possession.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Sold by all Druggists.
NRturRa

In the fall of the yer, in cold climates
nature forms coat of carbon or fat under the
skin. This Is the case not only in the lower
animal Kingdom, but also in the human system
Inns carbon or fat acts like q blanket to protect
us 1r@m the cold; if it were not for this il
would be Impossible for any one to stand the
severity of our climate. Before nature has
time to change her dress, warm weather comes
upon us and we feel heavy and stupid. Moral
Aliens "Iron Tonic Bitters" banishes languol
and gives vivacity and buoyancy of spirit, tones
the liver, puri6es the blood, cures dyspepsia
creates healthy appetite aud gives strength
v1Sor and cheerfuluess. J, 2. Allen, Druggis
and manufacturing pharmacist, sole manufac
turer, st. Paul, MINI.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

Mr.. SAMUEL A. DENTON, of Lebanon, O.,
writes: ''My wife has for years been great
sufferer from female diseases. Her health was
very poor, and her blood full of impurities.
She complained of pains about the loins and
back; and would sometimes keep her bed for
days. I gave her DR.. Guysotts Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla, which helped her greatly from
the start, and now never saw her skin so fair,
her lips SO red, or her cheeks so rosy. She at
tends to her housework herself now, and !
never hear her complain.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
THE ELIXIR OF YOUTH!
How Old Age was Restored to Youthful Vic

GENEVA, KANE Co., Ills, Sept. 20, 1881.
TO the proprdetors of Bm'dock Blood Bitte's
Buffalo, ". Y.
GENTLEMEN,-I purchased bottle Of yon
Burdock Blood Bitters, and saw request to be
Informed of its effects. l therefore give you a
brief history of my case. | was taken fon
years since with paralysis, snd my case was
supposed to be hopeless. 1 employed physi-
clan until Twas able to sit up, when [ concluded
to manage my own case, as l was so far ad-
vanced in life it would only be possible to sur
vlve short time being now little over SO
years of age. tried many remedies, and not
withstandlng the persevering use of them
L found no permanent benefit until /
used your Burdock Blood Bitters, which |
found to suit my case exactly, and l feel re-
jolced to have found medicine of true worth
and so full of life-giving principles. It's bene-
fetal effects were manifest from the first, and
| now feel almost the vigor of youth again.
This is my experience with your Burdock Blood
Bltters, to the merits of which | am very ready
to give my testimony.
Yours respectfully,
ID. II. HOWARD.
Sold by all Druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

tio,ns to make up for lost time. Another
passenger is a walking conundrum-a
compound of religion and riddles. This
morning he propounded question to
me: "Wat is the difference between
temptation and eternity?" 81 give it
up" When, to my horror, he said
Gone is a vile of the devil, the other Is
a devil of while"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
MY BOOKS.
ny HENRY w. LoNGFELLow.

Sac AZ as some old medieval knight
Cazed at the arms he could no longer Wleld,
The sword two-handed and the shining shlelu'
Suspended in the hail. and full in sight,
While secret 1ongings for the lost delight
OF tourney or adventure in the field
Game over him, and tears but hali concealed,
Trembled and fell upon his beard OF white.
so behold these books upon their shelf,
NV ornaments and arms of other days;
Not wholly useless. though no longer used,
For they remind me of my other self,
Younger and stronger, aud the pleasant ways
In which | walked. now clouded and confused.
DECEMBER, 1881.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Protect the W0salen.

Naturally pale invaids can be greatly i'm
BODY strengthened by Using pr. Guysott's Vel.
low Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1t brightens the
eyes, gives rosy cheeks, and creates a perfect
picture of health, strength, and beauty. 1t is
woman's best friend for relieving the many
weaknesses incidental to female life. Ii you
from dyspepsia it will surely cure you.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
WhaCs Saved sGatned.

Wor1ngmen will economize by employing
DR.. Pierce's Medicines. His Pleasant Purga-
tive Pellets and 'Golden Medical Discovery
cleanse the blood and system, thus preventing
fevers and other serious diseases, and curing
all scrofulous and other hum0rs. Sold by
druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

MENsMAN's Peptonized Beef Tonic. the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nut1'i5
ouS properties. 1t contains blood making,
force generating and Efe-sustaining properties
Invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration and all forms of general debility
also, In ali enfeebled conditions, whether the
work of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswen, Hazard
d CO., proprietors, New York. Sold by drug
rriSta
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

For Headache Constipation, Liver Com
plant, and all bilious arrangements cf the
blood, there Is no remedy as sure and safe as
Eiert's Daylight Liver Pills. They stand un-
rivalled in removing bile, toning the stomach
and giving healthy action to the liver Sold by
all druggists
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

DR.. WINCHE1As Teethlng Syrup had never
failed to give immediate relief when used in
cases of Summer Complaint, Cholera-infantuR
or pains in the stomach. Mothers, when your
little darlings are suffering from these or kin
dred causes, do not hesitate to give it trial
You will surely be pleased With the charming
effect. Be sure to buy DR.. WinchelPs Teething
Syrup. Sold by all druggists. Only Is cents
nor hotf1o
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Greatest Discovery since 1892.

For coughs, colds, sore throat, bronchitis,
laryngitis. and consumption in its early stages,
nothing equals DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical
Discovery" 1t is also great blood-puIifer
and strength restorer OF tonic, and for liver
complaint and costive conditions of the bowels,
it has no equal. Sold by druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

A TRUTHFUL exchange says g the idea
of teaching every girl to thump piano,
and make every boy to be bookkeeper
will make potatoes So bushei in 20
years"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
a Hive of Roes.

Burdock Blood Bltters Bring Back health,
when the Body is Badly disordered BY impure
Blood. Biliousness, Indigestion. constipation,
dyspepsia and other Bad disorders cured by
BurdOck Blood Bitters Price 81 90.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

YOUNG, .middle-aged or old men, suffering
from nervous debility or kindred affections,
should address, with two stamps, for large
treatise, WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AssoCI-
TIoN, Buffalo, n. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

A TALL man applied for a position as
overseer OF body of men. what do
you kuow?" he was asked. 81 don't
know anything, he replied, "but guess
I'm tall enough to look over all the men
you've got"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

READ this and remember it in time of need
If you are troubled with Rheuma t1sm, Neural
gia or gDiphtheria, buy bottle eof Army and
Navy Iiniment, it is a sure cure. See adVer-
tiSement
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26

ONE of Chicago's heaviest men is
Letter. He is going to build a four
million dollar hotel, which will make him
lighter still.-LoweU Courier.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-07-26
Kidney Disease

Pain, Irritation, Retention Incontinence.
Deposits, Gravel. ETC., cured by Bucnupaiba.''
81. Send for pamphlet to E. S. Wells Jersey
City NJ