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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
TIE most likely thing to become . woman
"a little girl
An Extraordinary Case.

TO M ]. w. Graham, Druggist:
Dear Sr-My case was an acute form Of bron-
chitis. and was of one and half years dura-
tion. Iemployed the best medical aid possible,
but failed rapidly, until the doctors said would
die-that my case was incurable. Thrown upon
my own resources, I got q bottle of DIR VIM.
HALLS BALsAN FOR THE LUNGS, and in six
hours felt q decided relief. In three days the
cough almost disappeared. Now that my
chances of life are good for many years, esrn-
estly recommend the above to every sufferer
Of lung or throat disease. G. G. LATHRoP.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

MRNsMAN's PEPToNIzED BEEF Tonic
the only preparation Of beef containing 1t.
entire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood-making, force-generating and life
sustaining proper ties; invaluable for indiges
ton, dyspepsia, nervous prostration and al
forms of general debility; also in all enfeebled
conditions, whether the result of exhaustion
nervous prostration, overwork, or acute dis
ease, particularly If resulting from pulmonary
complaints. Caswell, Hazspd Il Co., propri-
etors, New York. Sold by druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
The hes. Remedy for Chapped Hands

Is Hegemaus Camphor Ice. 1t should be
rubbed upon the part affected. If the hands
are badly chapped, apply every night and pro-
tect the hands by wearing an old pair of kid
gloves. Hegeman's is the best and most pop
ular of all the camphor ices made. Hege-
mans Camphor Ice is also cure for sore lips,
chupped face and sunburn. 1t is compounded
with glycerine, which renders it more emoi-
lient than any other camphor ice, and 1t will
be found most soothing application to the
face after shaving.
Be sure to ask for Hegeman's formerly
made by Hegeman 4 Co., New York, and now
made by the Metropolitan Ned. Co., of New
Haven, Conn.,, and do not be put OF with any
other compound, which may become rancid,
and do you more harm than good. Hegeman's
Camphor Ice never fails.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

When a man goes in search of the
North Pole and comes home without get
ting within a thousand miles of it, he is
given a ''grand reception" What kind
of reception would he be awarded if he
were to bring the pole home with him is
hard to say. We shall wait and see.-
NorYiStoUn Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

If you are woman and want both health
and beauty, remember that all superficial eff
Freshness and beauty accompany health, and
to secure this Mrs. Lydia f. Pinkham's rene
dies for all female weaknesses offer the surest
means of renovation. The highest intelligence
loses its lustre when it must find expression
through bilious complexion. Good for either
sex
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage and expressage and carriage hire, and
site the Grand Central Depot. 40 elegant
rooms, single and in suits, fitted up at an ex-
pense of one million dollars. Rooms reduced
to 81 and upward per day on European plan.
Elevators. Restaurant supplied with the best
Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad TO al
depota ~
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

Mr.. JERRY WINCHELL, Of Warsaw, KY,
writes: "Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla is the best blood purifier, l ever
used / find it cures pimples, etc., very quick
ly. For indigestion it is unexcelled by any
medicine | every tried"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

Is too often followed by adisordered stomach,
symptoms Of dyspepsia or indigestion. Every
miserable dyspeptic in the land should know
that he can be cured by timely use Of BUR-
DOCK BLOOD BITTERs. Price, 81.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

Tm voLfAro BELT Co., Manhall, Mich, win
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Violate
Selts. and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men (young or old) who are sf-
Aicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
complete restoration Of health and manly vigor.
Address a. above. N. B.-No risk 10 incurred,
- thirty days trial q allowed.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

REDDING's Russia Salve has genuine merit,
as all who use It will testify. Price 25c. Try it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

STRAIGHTEN your old boots and shoes will
LYONS Patent Heel Stiffeners, and wear then
again. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
Glenn's Sulphur Soal

TINE Is good deal like a mule. It is bet.
ter to be ahead of time than behind time.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

A HILL out West is called Turtle Mount
ain. II 1t is only hill it must be a mock
turtle mountain.-The Judge
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

You may rest assured that you are safe IN be-
ing speedily cured by THOMAS ECLEcrRIC On
in all cases Of rheumatism, neuralgia, tooth
ache, etc. One trial only is ne cessary to prove
it, efficacy.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

WE ask our readers to use Wfse's Axl
Grease; it is all that is claimed for it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

GENUINE Excellence and superiority is tn
cry for Wise's Axle Grease.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

The Egyptian Hat Destroyer
Is the best preparation ever devised for the
determination Of these troublesome vermin
and all other insects, bugs, reaches, etc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
A Good Square Meal

A sTATIsTICIAN has estimated that court
ships average three tons of coal each.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

WHEN . doctor can't think Of anything
else to prescribe he falls back on "absolut<
rest."-Detroif Free Press
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

THE Providence Transcript asserts that
Western rats commit suicide. Let's import
that kind.-Boston Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

wIsE's Axle Grease is grand success
Everybody praises it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

THE end of the season." remarked Fogg,
holding up the empty pepper-box.-Boston
Transcript
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

The walters ought to succeed in . strike,
for they usually carry all before them.-Bos
ton Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
No Matter What Happens

THERE Is no doubt but q lean man can en-.
Joy fat legacy. @
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

MARRIAGE, except with widow, is always a
miSs-take. - -------- -
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

"IAY by something for rainy day m.
son, If it is only an umbrella"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

WHEN passenger boards train, what Is
the bill of fare a. Waterloo Ojserver.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

Use It when your skin breaks out In pimplea
Hills Hair Dye, black or brown, 80 cts.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

YEAST always good. Don't forgetit
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27
TOWN TALK +!

TRY the new brand, "Spring Tobacco"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

travelling this country. that most Of Horso
and Cattle Powders sold here srs vorthlsotrash. He
pure and immensely valuabls. Nothing sarth vii
make hens lay ike shsndsn'g CenAitiea rcvdsra
where OF sens By mail for eight letter stampa b
JOHNSON co, Boston. n sss. formerly Bangor, No
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-10-27

De 1alTIV lace 10 lace Will the Iedl ODStd-
Giles which they have to surmount.
1t is often taken for granted that be-
cause NJ. DE Lesseps severed the 18TH
mus of Suez he must also succeed in
severing that of Panama. But the ditch
which he dug in the sand from Port Said
to Suez cannot for moment be COM
pared to the channel which he has under
taken to hew through the rocks and
swamps of Panama The new canal
will only be half as long as the old one,
but as it passes through mountain range
necessitating a clean cut $50 feet deep
through solid rock, the difficulty of its
construction cannot be estimated by its
length. In Africa the river Nile was of
America, after the earthquakes, his
greatest enemy is the river Chagres,
whose turbulent torrent, unless curbed
by dam the like of which has never
been constructed by engineer. is certain
to destroy the canal the first rainy season.
In Suez, he was close to the overstocked
labor market of three continents, and in
the immediate neighborhood OF the work
shops of the world. In Panama he has
to import negroes from Jamaica and
coolies from China. All his machinery
has to be transported thousands OF
miles from Europe or America But
even in Suez he would probably
have failed had it not been for
the lavish support of the late Khedive
and the powerful patronage of Napoleon
HI. The Colombian Government has
no resources to place at his disposal, and
the undisguised jealousy of the United
States will probably lead to the construc-
fion of competing canal with an Ameri-
can guarantee. Yet, even if we accept
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

"a drunken man once found his way
into Methodist church where revival
meetings were being held. In exhorting
the people to seek salvation said: "Now
who will stand up for Jesus?" No one
moved. The Invitation was repeated
again and again. Still it met with no
response. Atlength, the drunkard strug-
Cling to his feet shouted, "I'll stand up
for him or any other fellow who has no
more friends here than he has"
The above reminds us OF an anecdote
that we read somewhere, in reference to
the preaching Of that great and eloquent
man, Rev. Robert Hall when England
single handed, was fighting Napoleon,
who had all Europe at his feet. AT a
large rendezvoux Of recruits and volun-
teers on the coast, the eloquent preacher
was describing the hopeless and friend
less condition OF our Saviour at his cruci-
fixion, when he asked the question more
pointed than general, and where would
you have been on that memorable day
my brave countrymen An Irish Lieu
tenant with eyes streaming with tears,
arose and instantly, snatching his sword
from Its scabard, exclaimed in a clear
voice, ITO the front for his rescue"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26
Non Resident Notice.

NOh hesiUeMU NOtIcc. III
THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI:
To Epbraim Stokes: You are COM
manded to appear before the Chancery
Court of the county Of Grenada in said
State, on the
lsr MONDAY OF SEPTEMBER, 1882, !.
to defend the suit in said Court of Emily
Stokes wherein you are a defendant. N.
A.V, 3. THOMAS, Clerk. s
BY J. T. Thomas, d. q.
q. w. Jones, solr. for comp't.
Grenada, Miss, August 4, 1882, (4t). n
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

Will you suffer with dyspepsia and
liver complaint? Shiloh's vitalizer is
guaranteed to cure you. Sold at Hughes.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's cure is the
remedy for YOU Sold atJ. =. Hughes.
Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath
secured by Shjloh's catarrh remedy.
Price so cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold
by J. L. Hughes.
For lame Back, Side or Chest use Shi-
loh's Porous Plaster. Price twenty-five
cents. Sold by ]. +. Hughes.
shiloh's Cough and Consumption cure
is scld by ns on a guarantee. 1t cures
consumption. Sold by J. L. Hughes.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26
THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI !:

To J I'm D McLemore, Austin, in the
unity of Travis, and State Of Texas,
aud TO the unknown heirs Of P. p. Mes
/. more, Lepere Fork, in Williamson
county, State of Tennessee
YtU are commanded to appear before
flr Chanceiy Court Of the county of
Grenada . in said State, on the lat Not
dn il, September, 1882, TO answer mo-
tid u correct decree made in said court
a. lie March term thereof filed by Mar.
garet w Markham, wherein yon are de-
tendants. A. V h. THoMAs.
Wm. G. Mclean, Chancery Clerk.
licitor. BY J. T. Thomas. d. G.
July 2lsi, 1882.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26
a Few Facts for our City Fathers to
Ponder On.

Mr.. EDITOR: Please inquire il the
oliactory nerves of our City Chiefs are
detective. They certainly have not dis
cerned the unpleasant odor arising from
accumulated filth immediately around
town, or they would take steps toward
executing their bounden duty as munic-
lpal 'aords and masters" 1t is high time
they were enforcinga removal and burn.
lng OF all filth, and help the architects
and builders Of the Town-well dome to
exhaust the treasury. For aught know
the treasury may be bankrupt in conse-
quence OF this fire at architectural enter
prise. guess in due time, when it will
have recovered from the disastrous effects
that the second story addition may have
caused, they will, with that same public
spirit, make a tripartite Of that well edi-
flee and put d trombone in the third
story for the benefit of wayfaring musi-
clans, then add 4 tocsin on top. Can
imagination picture anything that would
be more gratifying to the public spirit Of
Grenada than a well topped off in that.
style? Not even AZ Court House
nullt of granite, would so well satisfy
Them. But am DEPRESSING. must HE
70 business. The dire necessity Of thor
ooughly cleaning the town is plainly I'M
aerstood when we consider the fact that
JoW atmosphere will create sickness, and
mat there y already d greatdcal Of Bill
lousness. The pleasure Of i cllat OH the
porch or walk on the streets, is wholly
married by q stencil from all quarters. III
!, \ % an olfactory defect with these gen
nra - IL II Z n II
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TERMS PER MONTH";
ST ATEMENT

School has Of Church
te Grenada District but will not teaches pecu
aorlae OF any church Christian principles will be
@ % morality and yiy required No apply TOR admission who
ot Wiling to submit the positive but kind discipline the school,
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". x Towler& Co, have removed
their drug store tothe house On Main
street, formerly occupied BY Geo. w.
ZONES. N
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

W. 2. fowler & Co.'S store is headquar-
ters for the very best of everything in
the drug line.
That Hacking Cough c. bcso quickly
cured by Shiloh's cure. We guarantee
it.. Sold by J. Il. Hughes.
Fresh and pure drugs always on han.
at city prices at J. f. Hughes. Also, a
the best brands OF cigars.
Water, pure, ice cold, and chrystal
clear, and plenty Of it, at Gus Wolfe's
saloon.
J. Z. Hughes is the place to 60 for
drugs and toilet articles.
New arrival Of Dress goods, Trimmings,
Lace Collars, Fancy Linen Collars, etc.
at j. w. Griflis 4 Co.'S. 3,
For drink of pure French brandy or
Jamaica rum OF undoubted origin, go to
Gus Wo fe's saloon.
fyour tooth aches, your eye pains,
your ear hurts, come to my store for the,
remedy. J. =. HUGHES.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

Sieriff's Sale.
n. G, SNIDER
VS. Vendi Exponas.
w, S. INGRAM

w :, rs Vendi Exponas.
BY virtue of the above described Ven
di Exponas to me directed by the Circuit
Clerk of Grenada county, will expose
to public sale to the highest bidder for
cash, before the court house door of said
county of Grenada, State of Mississippi,
in the town of Grenada, on
MONDAY, THE 4TH DAY OF SEPTEMBER, 'S2
between the hours prescribed by law,
the following described land to wit:
east half of southwest quarter and west
half OF southeast quarter and northeast
quarter of southeast quarter all in Sec
ton 81 township % range6 6 east. Levied
upon as the property OF said defendant
w. S Ingram, and will be sold to satisfy
the above styled vendi, interests and all
cost. IL. N. HALL,
Grenada, August 10Th 1882. Sheriff.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

Chills and fever are now beginning to
shake people up. Come to my store and
get a remedy that will put a quietus up
OH all such unnatural conditions.
s J. L. HUGHES.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26
House aud Tot for sale Che.p.

The house and lot now, occupied by
DR.. D. B. McHenry will be sold veyy cheap.
For further particulars apply to J. B.
Kemp. (3t)
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

All the mineral waters of Germany
and Bohemia hermetically sealed and
consequently effective, are to be found
at Gus Wolfe's.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1882-08-26

A splendid stock of everything to be
found in the drug line at ]. E. Hughes
very cheap. s
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Non Resident Notice.
TIE STATE OF Mississippi.
To Morrison Montgomery. whose Postof.
fee is Grand Sa Line, Vanzort /, State
ofTet. and Maggie Montgomery whose
postoffice Is unknown:
You are commanded te appearbefore the
Chancery Court q Grenada county, III
in said, State, On the "
lsT MONDAY OF SEPTEMBER 1882,
TO defend suit iii said Court of n +
Thomas, wherein you are defendants.
A.V.B. THOMAS, Clerk. 4. IN
BY v. 4. Thomas, d. g.
v. Q. Mclean, sol'r. for conlpl'ts
Grtnada, Miss, July 28 1882. l4t)
Daily globe., 1882-09-10
What TsAndou FATS

All London was horrifed, not long
ago, at the report published by the In
spector of Factories and Bake-Houses of
the metropolis. From defective drain
age, from butter made of Thames mud
and fusi oil, j. e., whisky, Londoners
have suffered and still suffer. But they
did not think that their daily bread
would be found to be an object worthy
to mingle in the hellbroGh of the witch
es' caldron In Macbeth. Yet what does
MIR. Lakeman tell Dust, cobwebs, in
sects innumerable, even stabbed horses
may be found in the public bakeries.
Chickens are roosting above the baking
troughs. Liquid manure is running
around the -four sacks. Buns are laid
to cool over open sewers. With all this
and more does he officially double Lon
doners up In qualms of agony. Pres
emily no doubt there shall be indignant
denials and an extensive advertisement
where, and where only, pure bread can
be bought. Before qujeting the food
question the fact must be recorded that
but for the importation Of American
beef the price of the native roast beef of
Old England would be crown a pound.
Here is fact for which only the pride
and prejudice which have blinded the
nature Of John Bull prevents him from
conveying his hearty thanks.
Daily globe., 1882-09-10
This is a Conductor.

Don't know what that is? Why that
is conductor on the Day Light and
Nice railroad, and he is model one.
too, perfect encyclopedia and q hard
worker. Let us follow him through and
see how it is done.
Listen He is talking to one of his
chums. Hei saying: "Those two girlies
are green uns, and here's q CO."
See, ibe ''green 'uns'' have a box of
candy and the conductor is making their
acquaintance. He says that IS nice
candy. Now the conductor has the
candy, and the ''green 'uns" think thew
have made s'mash'' on him.
Now he is telling that cross traveller.
who forgot to put ON his linen duster.
that "the cinders that fly on this road
amt nothing to what they were on a
road out West. Why out there thew
used to run snow-plow after each train
10 clear the cinders off'n the track.
The cross man says, "mebbe that'so." :"
but he thinks it is an extravagant waste
of coal.
Now the conductor is talking to man
who must be grain man, for he has
Just been trying to figure out how it is
that a man can get ''frozen OUT in
June, squeezed" on an "open deal"
and come out whole on "long August
at 81. u per bushel, with wheat growing
so fast that you can hear the Joints 60
chck-click as they shoot out of the
ground. The conductor is telling him
that" the reason we stopped just back a
short distance was because grain train
went through the night before and some
wheat that was spilled ON the road-bed
grew SO fast that the engineer could not
see his way through" He says that is
the case all over the country. and that
farmers are building additions to their
granaries, and confidently expect to
have to cut their wheat down with an
AK.
Yes, the conductor has very happy
time. He is replete with old jokes, and
carries his pockets full of matches to
exchange for cigars. This conductor is
an exception. He says he is always
supplied with cigars, but is obliged to
borrow match. He also likes music.
See, he has permitted ''a leedle Deutch-
en- band" to ''spiel leedle'' on the train.
The passengers, however, don't like it.
and would rather have a railroad acci-
dent. Perhaps the manager of the road
will be glad to know that he has brass
bands On his trains.
Eurrah for the conductor.
Free Press.
Daily globe., 1882-09-10
The Sanguine Man.

The sanguine man lives in the future.
The pleasures of life are for him in the
hopeful tomorrow. He is controlled by
hope and Imagination. He sees q larger
area OF silver lining in the dark clouds
than other men do. and to him everv-
thing that glitters has some gold in Il.
He IS strong comfort to those who are
Respondent and unsuccessful, and affords
them E1uch encouragement. All schemes
are feasible to him, and, no matter how
often his best-laid plans "gang aglee,"
still he is full of unhounded confidence
IL the success of the next enterprise he
engages in. Times are always going to
be better with him. The sanguine man
Is usually very credulous, and is often
the victim of the dishonest promoters of
some wildcat scheme, because he is
easily Influenced to believe in the prob
able success of it. He does not reason
from cause to effect, neither does he
tamper with logic, but allows his feel
ings to take the place Of his Judgment.
He counts all his chickens before the old
hen has laid the eggs, He is very
cheerful cuss even in the presence of a
meeting of his creditors. He is sure
oi11'o tiiO ouoIuCSS WILL Co1ue Oub Au rlSHb
somehow. When he has to wait for a
train that is reported four hours late he
is the most cheerful man at the depot.
BE sits down on a baggage truck and
soothes the savage breasts of his fellow
sufferers by prophesying that ':she'n
catch up some of her lost time and be
here directly"
The sanguine man is a useful member
OF society. He starts many enterprises
shat other men more practical and calcu-
tating take an interest in and complete
after he has failed on them. He never
commits suicide, and he seldom dies
millionaire. Altogether he is man
more to be esteemed than disparaged.
We are glad that all over the world there
is q fair sprinkling Of sanguine men,
Teas Sijtjngs.