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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-02-24

Excepcionales on cajas de 'ujo de Is
tabacoe, millar !. .......... =. $llO j.
idem sin lujo de ID -. ........ 100 =.
tmoeriales en- cejas de 5U ...... 3 $50.
Regaha antillana an cajas ds 25.. -. S5 4.
Tdem idem en- idem de So. ... IS 5.
Idem de preferences enldem de Is so
Reina Victoria en- idem le So. =. 10
Brevas imperiales en- idem de SO. 66 :.
Oazadores imperfales sen iden de 80. so
Brevas on hoja On idem de so -. go ..
ldem cilindradas en- idem de 100 !. 40 s.
Idein corrientes en- idem de 100. 80
!uom On paquetes de lO. ....... - 22l..
Regalfa britannica On cajas de so. 49,. so :.
Victorias fnas en- idem da SO. ....... rs
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-02-24
AnJlnciO.

Tengo el gusto de poaef en- aconoeiniento
del p6blieo; que careeiende esta poblaci6a de
una Fonda que es de suma necesidad, desde
que esta al servleio del pfblico. la carretera
central5 he alberto una, cen c6nodaS vei1ti.
ladas habitaciohes, iofrecienJo &ioB psfrdsuia-
nos que me honren con ga asistenela an .esines
do trato; Aibonite, enerO "A do 1e62.--lIIE.
40 BEoERRA. b. 26Es
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-02-24
LCo PaLCfOs CORRIENTFS QUE THEME EsTABIKCIDA :

Regain especial en- idem dc 30. .....9 J.
,Oonchas especialea en- idem de SO.... ~ =.
Idem corrientes On ideu0 de 100. ....l., % !.
RegalA de Ldhdre6 especial On idena
deIOO. .s..sy. n, /. ~ ~. .l!s ~ 81 - ".
Idem idem Corriente en- idem de 100. eQls.
IdeIh sobremesa On idem do 100 %
Idem conchaS en- 'idem DO 100. 80. 30 =.
Oonchitas en- idem de LOO .:....s... 2s ].
Medianos on idem de 100, ~.
Millsr en- paquetes de 81. ... ........... -:
Perillas en- pseuet6s de s tabsco9A
20 paqueteap por. <. ..s...5 0l -
oicadura prensada on paquetes de
uu0 uUA - 80 $500 &c w
Idem sin prensar en- potes. {. ....... $50
Idem suelta del pals .............o ~ 80
Idem hebra para pipa. a.s.......... et =.
Oigarrillos con picadura hebra, 26 CO.
jetiLas por.. ....... ........... OF -
,cio corriente & precios cOnyencionaIA1S
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-02-24
El "Las qoysiaass. .

VELAS de composition a IL ocha-
os pa4uele.-Fortsieza 81. 8 f.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1882-02-24
.
Cdsds en- Uentd.

Ndmero Al Gale de Ia Fortalesa
en- 5000 pesos al contado.
Ndmero IA ealle de Tetuar en-
$3.50 pesos ID.
Ndmero 4e calle de Ia Luna en-
1,25O pesos ID.
Inl'formara D. Onofffee Nicolsu fon.1
.da del Universe. 6-6
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01

WashinEton,I 3O.-Ohairman Will
liams, Of the foreign affairs committee,
has completed the draft Of his report, sp d
1t is now under consideration by the full
committee. No information is given out
concerning it, but it is pretty we'll known
by anyone Whe cares to read about il
that the hackneyed Chini. -Shipherd
business will find very succinct and
careful summary statement of the case;
any enemies to Blaine who expect un-
pleasant reflections will be made upoR
him will be mistaken. The committee
was limited by the resolution, which d.
rected the investigation Of two things
the disappearance of certain papers from
The state department FLEE, and the ques-
ton whether any United States officer
had endesvored to secure consideration
in claim by Chill or Peru. The COM
mittee will report that no United States
officer did so interest himself. That is
the on y question Of the report in which
the public will probably take any inter
est.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
TELEGRAPHIC
Star Route Defense.

Washington, 81. - Ex-senator Nit
chell, of Oregon appeared as wines
for the defense in the star route trial, to-
day. he testified that be had frfquen
conversations with Brady concerning the
extension of the mail service in Oregon.
In many Instances be had presented peli.
tiens to Brady and had endorsed and
urged them on him. He would do tie
same thing again under similar circum.
stances. de never recommended an in
crease or expedition except upon the re-
quest of coHstituen cies. The sIRners
were highly respectable citizens. Upon
cross-exsminatiOn Witness said the ex-
pense of the increase never entered into
his mind when be recommended it. He
only took care Of bis own region, he
had nothing to do with contractors.
Representative Valentine Of Nebraska,
testified that he had called almost daily
for some time upon Brady in connection
with the increase of mail facilities in his
section. he understood his people wanted
fast and frequent mails. he did not al
wsys obtain the increase sought for, be.
ing met with the objection that the re
ceipts we're too small.
Secretary Teller mas the next witness.
While in the Senate be- had very fre.
quently called upon General brady in
connection with the mail service in his
section. He had the general theory as
to government where question mail
routes we're concerned. he had often
expressed the belief, both in the Sen.
ate and to General Brady, that in
his judgment every town and mining
town in the west should have mail tacili-
ties equal to towns in New York. There
was no more reason for expecting such SER
vice to be self-sustaining than to expect
hat the army and navy should be self
sustaining. His own business with the
department had almost invariably been
lone through General Brady. He had
been usually successful in securing such
ss he desired. His people
had pressed him to secure these Increases
md he believed he was ouly doing bis
iuty in trying to obtain them. Mining
camps in his state frequently grew into
arge towns in few months. BE had
represented to the second assistant post
master general that good and frequent
nail service would tend to settle the In.
iian question.
After calling without SUCCESS for Repre-
Page and Bedford, the defense
JAILED DR.. d. q. Peterson, of Louisiana.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01

ozuasasss Of DspOuit Issued Pazaasa -
0SmAAd.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
About Labor.

Chicago. 3l.-Presideut Jarrett and
about $50 delegates from the various
iron and steel works throughout the
couLtry are here to attend the annual
convention Of the amslgsmated assoeia-
ton of iron workers, beginning to-mor-
row and lasting probably g week. The
sessions will be secret. There will be an
election Of officers and several changes il
the constitution are to be made to stick
out for their original demands and full
confidence of success. They state that
twenty-three mills have resumed work
at their terms and only one with non
union men.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
Six Days G-A-Y-P.

Boston, So.-A six days go-as-you-
please pedestrian match began this morn
ing. Seven thousand people witnessed
the start. Seven men started as follows:
Hartman, Hughes, Hart, Neremac, Du-
fresne, an old sport; Osmpana and Gal
lagher, of Montreal, who entered 90 sym
known" The men kept together the
first mile, sll making il il Gle. Cam
paDa had fallen one lap behind at the
end Of tho second mile.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
Political.

Raleigh, 31.-The liberia convention of
the first congressional district nominated
for Congress John B. Respas, an old line
republican.
Lancaster, Pa, 3L-Wm. B. Givin
was nominated for Congress by demo-
Gratis Of tie ninth district, vice Reynolds.
Columbus, Ohio, 30.-Reports from
county primaries in Speaker Keifcr's dis
trict, indicate that he will have 124 votes
in the convention on Wednesday, and
General Kennedy forty-tWo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
The Turf.

Saratoga, 81. - First race, one mile
"Bucsnner" first, Lutte String" third
Time, 1.423. -.
Second race, II mile, Compensation"
won, "Warfeld" second. Time, 2 esq.
Third race, three-qusrter mile. ''Ssun-
terer" fret, Bonnie Lizzie" second,
"Little Phil'' third. Time, l.15.
Fourth race, 16 miles, "Jennie Y"
won, "Blenheim" second. Time, 256H
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
Capital Chips.

Washington, s1.--The President has
rot acted on the river and harbor bill )
to-day.
Il is reported that Senator Bdmunds
contemplate Te-iRning and devOtins
him self entirely to bis profession
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
LIQUORS for Alaska.

Washington, S1.-The President has
approved an order permitting the ship
ment OF q suitable supply CT liquors 10
Sitks, Alaska, for medicinal purposes,
during the prevalence Of measles snd
scarlet fever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-08-01
GaRnasMaa.

Jamestown, n. Y, 30.-John ann
weudef. Gus. Lsaeher and Bsssee Slmen
sat doWA On the railroad track 70 rest,
snd we're struck by q passing train, ana,
wender and Leaeher were kdled, anu
Simon vas severely Injured. q
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24
The Science of Kissing.

Science I'm the last few We ,rs, has
gained a terrible f"th"ld i'm this
world. 1t has ratified the dry bpnes
of old fogyism, made pi out of worn
out theories, upset IDEAS which have
been established for centuries. The
latest and most astonishing fact that
there is scientific mode ut kissing.
The day when young man coul'i grab
a girl around the neck AMI gobble q
kiss i'm a rough but comfortable MAN.
ner is pist. The time when he coul :
circle her waist with one arm. get his
shirt-bosnm full of hair-Oil. aud piro
uette his lips over every square inch
of her countenance. is no more.
Science has proclaimed against it, and
man shud,lers, but remains silent
The old style of kissing which soun'ls
like some one tearing cla .bnar.ls I'd n
smoke-hnuse is now considered h,,i
taste. and is rapidly g"ing out of fash
ion. although the maj 'riry of girls
admit that science has cruelty destroy
Ell all the comfort of u long lingering.
heart-tbrilling kiss aud c,uses them
tn express no little regret at the change
The improved scientific meth'Sl Of
kissing is to throw the right arm lam
guidly around the fair ones shoul-
der tilt her chin up with the left hand
until her face is pointed at an angle of
forty-fve--or rather. until it has an
aspect resembling the bow-spirit of Il
cIipperbuilt slonp. Then stop softly
and graz about her lips la II quiet.
subdued snrt of way, ti'kIe her n"~e
with your moustache until she cries
Ouch = That Is scientific kissing !;
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24
Nervous Cure Guara
ta60

DIR. +. c. Vests Nerve and Brain trs~tment;s
specific for Hysteria Dizziness Con vulsiOus Nervous
Headache, Mental Depression, Loss Of Memory.
Spermatorh9a, ImpOteney, Involuntary Ennis
sions, Premature Old Age caused by ove1-exatiou,
self-abuse, or oyer-indulgenee, which leads b
MISERY, decay and death. One box viii cure recsns
Each box contains one months treatment
One dollar hox, or six boxes for ave dollars sen
by mail prepaid or receipt Of price. We GUARANTEES
six boxes 70 cure any case. With each order ~.
ceived by US for six boxes accompanied with Av1
dollars. will send the purchaser our writes
guarantee the money If the treatment doeD
not effect cure. Guarantees issued only by AaR
+. Fleisrbmsn, druggist, Sesialia Mo- Orders bP
mail ~ regular price. o-22ik wtvY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24

The ancient device Of pouring oil
0pDn the troubled waters is to he
revived A Mr.. Shields. of Perth,
has invented piece of apparatus for
the SIN ,othing Of broken sea by means
OF oil, and few days ago the con-
trlvance was tried at Patethead. in
Scotland, with considerable success.
The oil was conveyed to the North
H,rbor entrance bv means of a pipe
about 100 yaris long. The pumping
soon took effect on a piece of rough
water. The oil spread and rendered
the surface of the harbor quite
smooth over a large area.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24

The Texas extension ol the Southern
Pacific l. operated ,o Com, =. tiiiy-rwo and
:, hall miles east OF Sierra Blanca. heading
toward SIn Antonio Th-t -ack Is laid to
Il paint one hundred and eighty miles east
III RI Paso and about one hundred and
twenty miles west of san Antonio, having
Il gap ri ABOUT three hundred miles. which
will viii bc closed Nv next June.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24

- Iri<,-. aItouRtins - To- iru
Responsible ".'rr"~P"Ediu- dgt uj- wanted IL ali
points, 2" mona ib' T;l compensation will b., paIi.
t"r further .uruiuti" rite tI,a.iV. =, tus Tall
address ~rud CTurr- ~ express or Registered
Lester. ~ M"ut. Cr'i"J by m;,ji, a'err-~ "riv To-
v. Y DNGPHIN.
New orleans, In. =,
or VI. A DATrHIS
-. ia-sile street chicago. His
y. B.--,'r,icf- addr,~-.d tn N.x ORLEANS will re-
C"iy- prompt att, ntIoH.
The UaTtiCUlT attention ti tbs Public /, rall,d to
the lee; t' thu sntIr- nuni. ci the TiCk-t> fer
each Mont ily iT3S IN. J. sold. aad CoIi-.att nily
Ill the priIe- an Zach drawing sold and drawn
and paId tUi.I WV
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24

The electric light has been tried a.
the sole illu ninator in one London
theatre aud found to be just the thing.
The ladies are in love with it because
It shows up their bright finery in its
true colors. The managers find this a
better attraction than big name OH
she bills.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24

bat there l. No consolation IN 1t
nothing to make Il mln feri like 4
couple at galvanic tiies were .aIirping
along hi spinal column. Ii l. fit.
Iukewatm 1t lack- substance. and.
ii not >tale, IL Is at least unprDiitibl,..
Probable Murder.
I'm N"Iidav H"rniu, tin report rc;,ci'cI
the city that i.,, dead i."d, ~ ntar hal
hr,u l"und near Slick t;ock i"rl. about
three m,I,'> east - Ih, city. i.l~ycu ia, n
" I. read AMI the Narulat"n. The lrdy
was h:"ughl les this ciIv about noon. ,.ud
placed IN In. r;-.,r oi ,,"odianicr'- under
I1kiU. establishment. soma "-mari Al-ck"
started the report that IL w. the body III
Gu> Wyatt the mau wh" shot 1,eo. Amry
>vmc vc,k, a." This added {" tl,. IN
t.r,>i- al Ih, affair and Il Vs. not until
acquaintance, I'll WYATT had laid posi-
iIyrlv that This Wa> not the man. that
People came to The ccnciu>iun that th,
w"uii-hc murderer I'll Cleo Antcv had net
met q violent death. \ C"rcncr'~ Jury
va, inI.an,lcd which returned the tot
lpwi,,c verdict: "rhis body came To IT.
death from = pistol ~h,t ia the right
temple. lev unknown hands"
In :hi- connection We would sax that \
IIicbci>,.n thought the u,5Il- nanic wa> ~.
Ma~..u. and that hc bad relatives at Ar
pi-tum 'iIy, N". The body wa~ hid Till
tuesday AFTERNOON. when. not haViu" been
identified. 81 WIZ inferred liz. mystery
will probably never IL. cleared. tat II i
>.ic l." ~;'v ti:- theory 81 suicide = scarcely
itnahlr There has been l., all prpbah.ti-
" another t"ui murder cuniuiiJjc,i IN this
county. and IN several casts similar To- Thu
the perpetrators have concealed II nv the
tact or Il i,,'>-iblr suicide. A. a rule men
don't commit suicide with"uI leaving Z
singh, clue To- identity. but rhi- courec :
often taken by murdrr,.--F"ri >cyu Her
aid.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24
P2rficular Notice

-, tt' draw ius> wiil trr-st',r he uud'l TIL ~
.,'-tN'. seq. Ist,.Ii :G s,,'.tr oI tENIt.tl- -,
!. ht-Ai ttt.AED and . E..i i. EARLY.
- Sp nd a OpppItI MY to- Win -
Fort me. St>COu CT,tut ttte'r' bt'U or
lass Is 81 New ffr {. 'ps, iue- day
"bru'ry "a 1882 -1ilst Month y
Drawing.
louisiana State Lottery Company.
In,"rf in 1855 l,r - YEAR 10 ;l.r l,--l,-
ittT' t''J tdt 'ti''tiai an.i haujahi, rin,~ Nf,j
Ctrj,a! uj ~I,Wgo. To- Which a reserve iurG
-. SttttHHi EG- since. hssIi ai,i.,i
tit a's ''rN .i'l'tjfs- I'pgEr V'' IT. tr1Lvhi>.>
VA ut'is IJyt al tht present STATE Cpu-iititirr
adopted p,c.tui" ret, \ 10 lS-3
- Grand sing e Number Drawings
VIII t.tNc pa, monthly.
1; never -Csti-> "S l"-jpcr--
L''"s u tl' fciis.vIrc DI>trIbution
Capital Prize $50 900,
100 900 Tickets at Two Dollars Each.
HHif-TICket=. one Dollar.
I
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-01-24
$500 Reward.

We viii pay the ABOVE reward for any case a
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia. SIGH Headache. In
digestion, Constipation or toS;iyeEess caAnGo
cure ~ith Vests Vegetable Liver Pills, when the
directions are strictly complied With. They srs
purely Vegetable and fail q satisfsctiOA.
sugar Coated Large bcxes, containing 30 Pulls, a
cents For sale by all druggists. Beware of cOuat-
erfeits and limitations. The genuine manufactures
only by JOHN &. WEST & CO., The Pill Maker"
ISL 4 lSS w. Madison St, Chicago. Free triaS
package sent by mail prepaid on receipt Of CENT
stamp. o-3 n y
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-05-11
Rupture F.!
FEARFUL AILMENTS ARISING
FROM RUPTURE AND
TRUSSES.

RyPTgRE BECOMES INFLAMED AND SrRAEou.
LATED, the early symptoms OF which are cole rane.
Ing rs full stage, equaled by the horrors of hydro'
phobia -,
DEBILITY, impaired memory and indifference to
Amusements and Etrring recreation necessarily con-
ducive to health and the prnlongstion OF NE
DER AFFECTION amnng the most deplorable OF whicn
iH Brghs Disease OF the Kidneys and depressed and
irrtated condition OF the bladder, some Of the pre-
monitOry symptoms OF which occasional lassitude
drowsiness bAckache, frequent disposition To uf1nate
and increasing indifference aud inability 10 the Social
epjoyments OF life.
RUPTURK AND TRUssEs cause gradual and imper-
ceptbe undermining OF the constitution. impairing
the digestive functions, and thereby Inducing feyers
Of the worst type
RUrTURK AND TRussEs tax the energies and capacI-
ties Of man g greater less extent In every stage
hfe both In his physical and social relations and men
tai devouons, and in the physical and menta
man less than man, and when. from the other
Of the foregoing Affections he begins 10 realize his
mortif condition. lac indeed becomes creature Of
The cure Of rupture is effected by shernan's
method without an operation simply by external loc
Applications, both mechanical and medicinal. made
daily by the patient who can perform any kind Of
OF Unnamed rupture, And without Interfering with the
cure.
fore and after cure. mailed for lee.
Personal attendance necessary. Patients residing
out Of the city can receive treatment and return home
Ryan's defeat in his great fight with Sullivan no
douN owing, in great measure, to his rupture and
rea.n.. Ah for g m & 20 Dr III, p @ sad pooIe1 nls
from the weakening Ell CT Of the rupture. and well
htted for the task as thcggh he had no rupture.
And the only DR. sherman known TO the public during
the past thrtynve for his successful method OF
phiH once nd WALSUT street. Aprl g. and = ia.
~ and =, and May T. 8. aud Wedn sdays Thursdays
rn HRp aGsys oy % q fBSeTy BeGys6T oT week afarSs G pn
consulted every Monday, Tuesday and Saturday
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-05-11
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
Health Of Body ss Wealth Of ATnd.
RAILWAYS
SarSaparillian ResOlVent.

Pure blood makes sound resh. strong bone, and
Gear skin. III you would have your lesh frm.
your bones sound, without carries, and your CON-
Plexion fair, use RADWAYS SARSAPARILL1AN
RESoLYEkT.
A remedy composed Of ingredients Of extra
ordinary medical properties essential 10 purify,
repair and inVgorate the broken-down and wasted
Dody-QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and PERMA-
EENT In It's treatment and cure.
NO matter by what name the complaint may ba
designated, whether IL be Scrofula- Consumption
syphilis, Ulcers, Sores, Tumors, BoIls, ErEsipeaa
or SaH-Rheum diseases of the LunRa, kidneys
Bladder, Womb, Skin, Liver, Stomach or Bowels,
either chronic or constitutional, the virus Of the
ulsease v IN the BLOOD which supplies the waste,
ana builds and repairs these organs and wasted
tissues OF the system III the blood is unhealthy,
bhs process 81 repair must be unsOund.
IHE SARSAPARILLIAN RES0LvEHT not only IN A
colnpensatlng remedy, but secures the harmonious
action or each Of the organs. It establishes
throughout the entire system functional harmony,
and supplies the blood-vessels with a pure and
healthy current Of new life. The skin, after a
lew days use Of the Sarsaparilllan becomes clear
and beautiful Pimples BlotcheB, Black Spots and
Skin kruptions are removed; Sores and Ulcers sOCn
cured. Persons suffering from Scrofula EFuptiye
Diseases OF the Eyes, Mouth, Ears, Legs, Throat
ana GLANDS, that have accumulated and spread
either from uncured diseases or mercury or from
the use OF Corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a
cure IL the SarsapArillian Ia continued sufhcienE
nme TO make lbs impression on the system
One bottle contains more Of the active prtncs-
pies OF Medicines than any other Preparation
taken In te8spoonful doses, while others REQUIRE
nvS or six times as much.
ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-05-11

A tOriter in the Nature holds that 1t is
almost certain that woorara poison In large
doses diminishes and finally aboiishes all
susceptibility to pain, as we'll as all power
of motion, and that 1t may be looked upon
as an anRsthetlc, although not so powerful
as chloroform, ether, or morphia.
Insects are endowed with much greater
muscular energy, in proportion to- their
size, than other ANIMALS. Had a man Of
six feet muscular power proportioned to
that o. flea, he could leap more than 500
feet, and lift a weight of ten thousand
pounds. A species of beetle supports FIVE
bundled times Its own weight; and anoth-
er has been discovered which Is stated, on
coed authority, to have gnawed hole Of
an inch IN diameter in the side OF an iron
canister by the power of Its jaws.
The Provence roses OF the south of
France have peculiar fragrance OF their
own, which is attributed to the fact that
the bees carry the pollen Of the orange
blossoms into the rosebuds, and 1t 10 to the
delicate flavoring OF the orange that the
altar made from these flowers owes its
value.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1882-05-11
HUMOROUS.

"DoN'r make fool of yourself, Bar
ney |" tartly said Mrs. Miux to her hus.
band.
Josephine, dearl pray don't ask me to
deprive myself OF my least expensive
luxury" rejoined Mr.. Mink, In his bland
est tone.
"You are a goosel" said Josephine, with
q plainly perceptible increase Of mustard
in her accent.
"Am /, thought" replied Mr.. Mink,
with grave lmpressiveness: ''1'hen, dear
Josephine Smith, allow me to inform you
that our social relation Is clearly an illegal
one. Two of the same sex cannot espouse
each other. You being goose, ought,
according to all laws, to be a gan--"
Hysterical screams FROM Mrs. Mink cut
short the logical sequence Of the explana-
ton.