Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-11-20
ALL SORTS.

"Punch," couple Of years ago. had clever sketch |
by Charles Keene. of farmer suffering from the |
iurches of steamer as she met the waves. "Why |
doesn't the captain keep in the burrows ?? he discon-
solately asks.
How WOMEN WOULD VoTE.-Were women allowed !
to vote, every one in the land who has used Dr. |
Perces "Favorite Prescription" would vote. it to be
an unfailng remedy for The diseases peculiar to her
sex. By druggists.
Judge Tourgee saws the live men are ALWAYS tn he
found In front. In funeral professions down here in
Texas, we have noticed that the remains were in 'front.'
and the live men came struggling along behind
Texas Siftings.
No family dyes so popular as the Diamond
Dyes. They fail The black is far superior to
logwood. The other coloIs are brilliant,
1t turns out. after critical examination that the
Encyclopedia Britannica does not say syllable about
the Deluge, not even under the head of Noah.
What shall 1 take for my cold? I've sneezed 81
times in the last half hour. Why don't you know
that Hatchs Febrifuge Mixture is the greatest medi
cine to break up cold you saw.
Just as nature begins to close up the mlliners and
dry goods people begin to open. The plank cannot
tilt at both ends at the same time.
The hair is frequently rendered prematurely gray by
care grief delicate health. lowness of spirits or de-
pressed tone of the vital powers The use of Halls
Vegetable Sican Hair Remover, will restore its
youthful color and beauty
If it wasn't for bellies good many people would
miss being church members.
All iron preparations blacken the teeth constpate
the bowels, and give headache with one exception
that is Browns Iron Bitters.
Late in life George Washington rode IN his own
carriage but in his earlier years he took hack at the
cherry tree.
Modern excavations and other researches have es
aoshed the fact that the ancient Egyptians possessed
considerable knowledge of electricity as well as few
of the various to which it can be applied This
only strengthens the Biblical statement that there is
nothing new under the sun-not even DR.. Graves
Heart Regulator. The American people have known
and used it for 80 years. No cases of heart disease
| can withstand its influence
The reason that aesthetics admire the stork is
that he stand for hours on one leg and look as
though he didn't know anything and didnt want to.
| WHAT PHYSICIANS SAY.-San Leandro, Cal Dr. R.
v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Sir-I have employed
your pleasant Purgatiye Pellets in my practice for
the last four years. now use no other Alternative or
cathartlc medicines in all chronic arrangements of the
stomach liver, and bowels. know of nothing that
equals them. J. A. Miller, M. D.
Astronomers continue to assert that there is some
| thing the matter with the comets head. Men who
are up all night the comet is, will know what 1t
means.
Presumption begins in ignorance and ends in
ruin" On the other hand the production of Kidney
Wort began with wise cautious and scientific research
and its use ends in restoring shattered constitutions
and endowing men and women with health and happi-
ness. my tormented back" is the exclamation OF
more than one poor hardworking man and woman ;
do you know why it aches? II is because your kid
neys are overasked and need strengthening and your
| system needs to be cleansed of bad humors You
need Kidney-Wort
Said miserable little Cincinnati boy who had just
received scolding from his father "Ma, I wish I'd
never been born" "Why, Charlie?" swell, think
I'd been better boy"
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debility
liver complaint, boils. numors, chronic darrhea
nervous affections, female complaints and all diseases
originating in bad state of the blood.
The grass witheYeth. and the flowers fade away. II
not SO with young under the steady gaze of
young lady in church-his countenance boometh.
Coon WORDS FROM DRUaGIsTs-"Malt Bltters are
the best 'btters.'"
"They promote sleep and allay nervousness"
"Best liver and kidney medicine We SELL"
'They knock the 'chills' every time"
"Consumptive people gain flesh on Them"
"Malt Bitters have no rivals in this town."
BEST thing for nursing mothers have"
I'VE like to recommend Malt Bitters"
Rev. Mr.. Talmage felt somewhat i'll while out
town recently and he sought the services of strang
physician. After long examination the physician
said he ought to exercise his lungs
Loss PREvENTED.-Many lose their beauty from
the hair falling or fading. Parker's Hair Basam sup
, plies necessary nourishment. preuents falling AM
grayness and is an elegant dressing.
man with plugged half dollar in his pocket
troubled by the pangs of conscience until he drops
, in the contribution box at church.
BIG sUooEss-"My wife was in bed two year
with complication of disorders her physician coul
not cure, when led to try Parker's Ginger Tol
ic. 1t big success. Three bottles cured her.
cost of dollar and fifty cents. and she is now 9
, strong any woman.-R. d. Buffalo.
college student wrote home to his father for SON
|
: 81 shan't give you money to throw away on book
, You don't need them. I've been through COLES
myself
See Bird adv't; get Holdens Bird Book; foo
g care. diseases breeding He has extra singers
Mrs. Howe says women do not fall in love any NOR
This may be true-women may not fall in love al
more but some of them do awful tall stumblil
D in that direction.
, wistar's Balsam Of Wild Cherry coughs cold
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, co
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs al
chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
William Shakespeare is running for secretary
state in Michigan, and half the people there mt
tering to themselves. that sounds familiar. b
1 can't place it,
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for"Rou
o Rats" 1t clears out rats mice, bedbugs roach
vermin. flies. ants, insects I5c. per box
CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smartiT
irritation of the urinary passages diseased dscharg
If cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express, Slips, for S. E. S. Wells. Jersey City,
BRAIN AND NERvE.-wels' Health Remover. gre
l. est remedy earth for impotence. leanness, sexr
- debility. etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expire
W $l.25. for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City. NJ.