Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-02-13
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
'Hows business with you, Brown ?" asked his
friend Pngrey mot very lively" said Brown. But
you have made something, suppose?' ooh, yes
made assignment"
Columbia, N H., l write to inform you that have
used DR.. Ira Hatchs Febrifuge Mixture for cold and
a cough and testify of it's value. for confident
it saved me run of lung fever, and perhaps my life.
Yours with respect, Mary E. Marshall"
About Guiteau: Justice has the drop on him, and
he can't gut-eauver it.
An effective medicine for kidney diseases low fevers
and nervous prostitution and well worthy of trial. is
Browns Iron Bitters.
New Jersey has discovered that all the fish are
leaving her rivers on account of the dirt. The fish
are little more particular than the Inhabitants.
"My back aches So and 1 feel miserable" said
Woodworking man. The doctor questioned him and
found that he had been habtualy costive for years.
that now his kidneys disordered and his whole
system deranged. Kidney-Wort was recommended
and faithfully taken and in short time every trouble
was removed. The cleansing and tonic power of this
medicine on the bowels and kidneys is wonderful
Congregationaiist.
foreigner is about to write book on America
He will call it Great Expectations"
ALWAYS REFREsHING.-A delicious odor is impaired
by Floreston Cologne, which is always refreshing no
matter how freely used.
Young swell. 81 should like to have my moustache
dyed" Polite barber, Certainly, where is it ?"
| Monroe, Mich, Sept. 25, 1875. Sirs-I have been
taking Hop Bitters for inflammation of kidneys and
bladder. 1t has done for what four doctors failed
to do. The effect of Hop Btters seemed like magic to
me. W. L. Carter"
Derby doctor killed fox, and the Derby Tran
script sardonlcally remarks 1.-THE doctor means bust
| ness when he gets after EN-"
WORD TO MorHERs.-Mothers should remember
it most important duty at this to look after
the health of their families and cleanse the malaria
and impurities from their systems and that nothing
will tone up the stomach and liver, regulate the bow
els and purify the blood perfectly as Parkers Gin
ger Tonic, advertised in our columns.-Post. See
other column.
The girl who locked in her lovers arms for
three hours explains that it not her fault. She
claims that he forgot the combination.
Wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group. influenza. con-
sumption. and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
| chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
| 'What pretty children, and how much they look
alike, says c., during first visit at friends house.
"They are twins" his friend explains ''What both
of EN-? ?" exclaimed c., greatly interested.
On THIRTY DAYS TR1AL.-We will send DR.. Dyes
Celebrated EectroVoitaic Belts and other Electric
Appliances on trial for thirty days to young men and
older persons who are afflicted with debility
ctr aDto raady iaf apdoa
plete restoration of vgor and manhood. Also for
rheumatism neuralgia, paralysis. liver and kidney
dmc9hes, ruptures. and many other diseases Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltac Belt Co.,
Marshall, Mich.
Harry" SAID nurse, "didnt you hear your mother
tell you to come right into the house?" "Yet. me
did, but stop 'mindin ME of it, Use TWIN to fordet
it."
ELEGANCE AND PUR1ry.-Lades who appreciate
elegance and purity are using Parkers Hair Balsam.
1t is the best article sold for restoring gray hair its
original color, beauty and ustre.
Why didn't Adam plead insanity when he ate the
Baldwin?
"RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found at
last Ask druggists for Rough Rats 1t clears
out rats. MICE reaches, flies, bed-bugs 15c boxes.
SKINNY MEN.-Wells Health Remover. Absolute
for debility and weakness of the genera
tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express
$l.25, 6 for SIS. E. S. Wells. Jersey City, N. j.
"BUoHUPAIBA."-New,q quick, complete cure days
urinary affections, smarting. frequent or difficult ur
nation kidney diseases. 81 at druggists Prepaid b.
express. $125, for S.. E. s. Wells. Jersey City, N J.
Il never contract bad habits" said Robinson to his
wife, mo, dear, you generally expand Them"
Terrible itching and scaly humors. ulcers sores ant
scroulous swellings cured by the Cutcura and Cuti
Soap 1.-THE great skin cures) externally, and Cuti
cura Resovent blood purer) internally. Ask abou
them at your druggists.
Death to rats, mice. reaches and ants; Parsons
Exterminator. Barns, granares and households clear
ed in single night. No fear of bad smells. Best
cheapest vermn killer in the world. Sold everywhere
The latest fraud halls from Fargo Dakota, where
man goes round and vaccinates with muclage. 1t i
regular gum game.
woMAN's DEMONSTRATIONS and daughter
presses them. "If 1 am fietful from exhaustion
4 vital powers and the color is fading from my face
Parkers Ginger Tonic gives quick relief 1t builds
up and drives away pain with wonderful certainty
Buffalo lady.
A western debating society nerving itself up
= wrestle with the question, "When woman and
LnOuSt uleot, WHICH 10 The HIOst ifSuteUeu!
+. Peruvian Syrup dyspepsia general debilit
/ liver complaint, boils. humors chronic diarrhooes
affections. female complaints, and all disease
originating in bad state of the blood.
little heat that can't be beat, the window ope
wide little freeze, little and you th
f doctors pride.
g RESCUED From DEATH-Wflliam J. Coughlin I
|. Somerve. Mass, says ain the fall of 1876 wa
taken with bleeding of the lnngs followed by sever
cough. lost my appetite and flesh and was confine
IL to my bed. In 1877 was admitted to the hospita
Il The doctors said had hole in my lung as big as
# half dollar At one time report around that
was dead. gave mp hope, but friend told me
DR.. William Halls Balsam for the lungs. I got be
II tie. when to my surprise. commenced to feel bette
e and to-day feel better than for three years past
r Il write this hoping every afflicted with disea
ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam and
:. convinced that consumption can be cured. can pc
lively say it has done more good than all the 9th
medicines have taken since my sickness" Sold
u 2. 7. Dutton. Barton, Vt.