Daily Republican., 1882-07-20
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Sun rises 4.45. Sun sets 7.27
Christfield Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmefs. ...
Dsviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
ALI kinds Of clocks at the 800. store.
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
Smoke Bat and get File from Mullins
Parker, cupping and leechiug, No. 1O3 Eas
second street.
The best SO. cigar in the city can be found
at East Second street
Fine ls K. Plain Gold Kings, at L u
Hanf's. 10 East Fourth street.
Window screens and door screens made tt
order at short notice at Yerger's, 4o5 hip ley
street.
Fine neckwear at low prite o. at Humphrey
g. Bros, 3O2 Market streeV, leaders in 1uT
nishiDg goods.
8 fine retouched cards for 81 at hollands
gallery, No. 4 East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KnvWD mat Hollan makes the
best tin.type In the city. No. 4 East Third
street, between Market and King.
Tommy. seated on his mothers lap ard
reading about Eve ard the serpent: "Sht
wasn't like you, mamma, for you're afraid Of
o mouse"
When two women are talking together, II
Is safe to predict that they are saying evil ol
q third when tive men. that they are saying
20 d Of themselves.
A man who died in the army has scored q
penJ ZION. His claim was much better than
thousands who have secured pensions. 1t az.
pears that he was IN the army, anyhow.
Geo, X. Baugh does the finest wood carv.
ing for buildings aud cars. Also, the 1nest
m0uldings Of all kinds IOr photographs anu
all sorts OF pictures. Call and see, at No. 507
Shlpley street
On recent cool and rainy Sunday, Co
Dey Isla nd saloon kee., .,er was heard to com
plain that he had only sold Two hundred and
ninety kegs OF beer, and 1t looked as If trOyt
dence was against him.
"Gentlemen Of the jury" said on Irish law.
yer, "it will bs for you to say whether the Ge'
iendant shall oe allowed to come into court
with an unblusbing t0otstep, with the cloak
of hypocrisy in his mouth. and oraw three
bullooks out Of my clients picket with inpu'
nifty"
"What shall leave you when die ?" said
an insipld follow to young lady whose pa.
tience he had exhausted. NEEDN'T wait un-
til you die, she said you can leave some,
thing now, If you will" What shall leave?
he asked. Leave YOURSELF she replied.
He LETT
A clerk 10 Pennsylvania store recently
made the following comment on Pocah0ntas.
Said he: "PocahOntas was kind hearted
man." "Hold on" yawped his companion,
'Pocahontas was woman ''She was, ,eh?''
said he. "WelI, that's Just my luck. How
should know? never read the Blble."
A person who was recently called into court
for the purpose Of proving the correctness Of
a surgeons bill, was asked whether the "doc-
tor did not make several visits after the pA.
tient was out of danger" NO." replied the
witness ~ considered the patient in dan
ger as long as the Octor continued ais visits.
Old Scotch gentleman sitting in q Toronto
cara young lady enters and makes q rush
for the topmost seat. J he car starts rather
suddenly, the young lady lands on the gen
tleman's kuee. blushing "Uh beg your par
don." Old H,-"Dinna mention 1t, la8sie.
Id rayther haze ye slttin' On my knee than
standing on ceremony"
The Ladies' Journal announces that a
marked change has taken place this fall in
the fashion Of arranging ladies' hair. We
are given no hint as to the character of the
Innovation, but 1t is suspected that inst tad OF
hanging the hair over the back Of chair at
night, pom retiring, 1T will be suspended from
o nail in the ceiling.
Dispatches from Troy, N. Y, say the Bap
tist Council which tried Rev. +. b. Simmons
pastor at Greenbush, "f0r writing love letters
and lying" has found him guilty. 1t was
hardly necessary to add The words land ly
ing" "Writing love letters'' and "lying'
are synonymous terms, and II the members
Of the Council ever wrote love letters, they
know it.