The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-09-20

Did she eaten her lovely floating hair,
For tying her bonnet under her chin
She tied a young mans heart within.
Mora Perry.
And many II time that little chm
Hes heard from since, you bet and win
And bonnet. sne's had for her raven hair,
And many time he's been called bear;
And now she j. throwing gcr ruglots back,
And says he shall have q ,ydl,kn Sacque.
lCourier-JoUgnal.
The Arabs favorite musical instrument
the loot.
''What is philosophy" 1t is some
thing that enables a rich man TO say
there is no disgrace in being poor
Why are the Germans like quinine
and gentan? Because they are two tom
les.
Who was the first person in history
who had bang on the forehead? Go
liah.
II dess know what memory is, said
little four-year-old' ITS the ting |
fordet wiv."
Next we shall have coat-tail firta-
ton code. Having the tails covered
with mud will mean, II don't like her
father
"Our rooms are small" said she,
"but live in my husband. Yes
said her friend, Il see you live in a
fiat.
1t wasISidney Smith who restored up
on some one who had called him an ev-
ery-day man: We'll, if | am an every
day man, you are weak one"
They make a banana ice cream now,
And it's so slippery that man has to lie
down on the floor and hold on with both
hands to swallow any of it.
An Iowa woman named her baby
after Queen Victoria, and the Queen
never even thanked her for the honor
conferred or asked if the child had red
hair.
A lazy fellow once declared IN pub
lie company that he couldn't find bread
for his family. "Nor !, replied an in
dustriouS mechanic. IL am obliged to
work for it,
Once a surveyor called at n house in
n Western town, and asked the house
wife if there had been any aakcS left
there for him. mo" was the reply;
eve get our meat in town.
1t takes bat thirteen minutes to lead
an elephant on a railroad train, while it
takes twenty for any sort of woman to
kiss her friends good-by and lose the
check for her trunk.
"All the world's stage, Sam, and
the men and women merely players"
Yes, massa, but if dat's so where you
goin' for to get yer audience and or
chistry?'
Why might one suppose that Webster
the photographer, was an nstheticP Be-
cause he enthusiastically says in his
dictionary that the verb speak is to
utter.
A correspondent at Mount Desert tells
of a lady's dress that is a perfect
dream" The nightmare part of the
business was probably enjoyed by the
man who paid for the dress.
Somebody writes us "the body has
two buildings, two trees, two animals
and two fish Thus two temples, two
palms, two calves and two soles." Yes,
and tulips and toe nails.
"Have hack, sir?" vociferatod n
hackman to u traveller rs he came out of
the depot The traveller looked at the
turnout and said; "No, not if I've got
to take the horses, too"
The Graphic says that burglars may
be kept out of any house by leaving the
yalunbles out at night on the front door
step" Which is all very well so far as
it goes; but suppose one has not the val
uables, then whatP
ooh! how my soul longs for freedom"
said the Oldest Miss Bookworm, OF Bos-
ton, seated on the rock at the Isle of
Shoals. "rhe ycarnng spirit within me
seems as If IL would burst Its bonds and
seek the future" "Susan," said her
father, rising, brushing the sand from
his clothes and moving toward the hotel
--"Susan, you've eaten too much and
are laced too tight" and ho then meand'
cred up the beach.