The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1882-05-25

AnfVln ole fhsktlf HpcccU DOW cum w NV
Hn' sel he, Fray fnf me brethren an siateren,
for I Il fasiilin VIII the great inlmy y Q
nov an hls voice wof The mos pitilql
tflmblln thing ever henfn, Sum owe the
wimmon foioh painter yell an u young
docter, wifi ramrod laiRs, lean.d toward me
mOnslrns KNOWN Ike, an scz he, Gar case
Owe Delishus Trcmenjus' ] nodded my
head an seq | 'Yas, speChuly the tremen-
jus part, an lse feared Bit hninl ut hits
worst Ole Bnllin's eyes wer a0tickin out
like ontu two buckeyes flung agin mud
wall, an he wer a.Cuttin up more shines
nor coclsroach In hoe skillet on went
the clawhammer coat, an he hung mt
Anime i'm like he wer a.gwne intu aght !
he he'd no jackid ia take off, so he unbut-
toned his galluses. an vgrusly hung the
ands back over his head. He fotch his shut
over-handed durn sight faster nor | got
outen my pasted one. an, then lung hit
strait up in the air, like he jis' wanted hit
tn keep on up forever; but hit lodged ontu
a blackjack, an | seed one owe my LIZARDS
VIII his tail up, racin about all over the
ole dirty shut, skared zoo bad tn jump.
Then he gin a sorter shake, an stompin
kline owe twis', an, he cum outer his brlches.
He tuck 'em by the bottim owe the lalgs,
an swung 'em roun his head time ur two,
an then fotch 'em down cherall'up over the
frunt owe the pulpit. You cud hearn the
smash quarter owe mile NJ ontu illteen
shortened biskits, a boiled chicken, wifi hits
laigs crossed big dubbil- baded knife,
hunk owe 'erbacker, q cob-pipe, sum copper
ore, lots owe broken glass, CORK sprinKll
owe whisky, squirt, an, three LIZARDS ilew
permisk usly all over that meetin-groun,,
oute1 the upper aind owe them big flax
britches. One owe the smartest owe my NJ
z.rds lit head-fust intu the buzzlm owe iat
'oman, es big es a skind boss, an III "ntu
es ugly who sot thuty yards oil a'fannln
hersef wifi tucky-tail. Smart tn the las,
by golly, he imeJuntly commenced runnln
down the center owe her breas,- bone, an
KEEP on l speck. She wer js' bonn "
faint ; an she did hiu fust rate-hung the
her gown, gin hit a big histin an tallin
shake, rol ed down the hill, tangled her
laigs an garters in the top owe huckilberry
bush, wifi her head in the branch an us
lay still She wer interestin, she wer ontil
Il serious-lookn, pale. faced oman hung q
nankeen ridin skirt over the huckilberry
bush. That wer all that wer done to'ards
bringin her too, that / seed. Now ole Bull
lin he'd muffin left ontu i'm but par owe
heavy, low.ouarter'd shoes, short wooden
socks, an ecl-skin garters TO keep Oil the
cr.mp. His skcer he'd draw him plum
crazy, fur he felt roun' III the air abuv ms
head, like he wer huntin sumthin III the
dark, an he beller'd out. Brethren, breth-
rem, take keer owe yer,elves, the Heil-sar-
pints has got me When this cum out
yu cud a-hearn the screams tn Halifax, He
jis' spit in his han's an lnped over the lrunt
owe the pulpit, kerdiif. He lit ON top owe
an right amung the mos Plus part owe the
congregashun. Ole Misses CLANCY berry
sot viii her back tn the pulpit; sorter
stoopin forrid. He lit a,stradil owe her long
naik, shnttin her up wit snap, her head
atwix her knees, like shutiin up "a jack
knife, an be sot intu gittin away his levi
durndest he went in heavy, lumberin
gallon, like ole fat wagon boss skared at a
locomotive. When he jumpeda bainch he
shook the yeath The bonnets an fans
clar'd the way an jerked most owe the chill
dren wifi EN-. an the rest he scrunched. He
open'd purfeckly clar track tn the woods,
over every livin thing. He weighed nj oniu
three hundred he'd black stripe down his
back. like ontu q ole hridil rein, an hi
belly wer bout tue size am color owe a be +
pauucIf, an hit aswingin outtrum SIDE ~
side; hr leand back frnm hit, like nttll
leller a-totin IA big drum at muster, an /
hearn hit plum III whar | wer. Thar wer
on his laigs es big es walnuts,
an inuiiici sp!atches on his Sims; an
takiu him all over him, he minded owe
durnd crazy ole elephant, pusseSsed owe the
devil rared m mn hits hind aind, az lis
gittin rum SUN imijut danger or triou'a,
shun. lie did the loudest an skariest, an
fussiest runnin | ever seed, tn be no faster
nur his wer, since dad tried tn outrun the
no 'nets.
well, he DISAPPEARED in the thicket jis'
bustin-an' owe all the noises yu ever hern.
wer made thar on that camp groun'; sum
wimen min-tf ey wer the skeerv ones;
sum larfin-they wer the wicked ones; sum
cryin-they wer the fool ones, (sorter my
stripe WI know; sum tryin tn git away wifi
thar faces red-they wer the modest ones;
sum lookin arier ole Bullin-they wer the
curious ones; sum hangin clost tn thar
sweethearts-they wer the sweet ones; sum
on thar knees wifi thar eyes shot, but facih
he way the ole mud tur.il wer a-runnin-
they wer the 'saitful ones; sum DUN nuthln
they wer the waitin ones; an the mos
dangerus owe all owe EN- by durnd lolg
site.
II tuck a big skeer mysef after few
rocks an SIGH iii fruit spattered ontu the
pulpit nj ontu my head; an es the Lovin-
goods, durn emu knows muffin but tn run,
when they gifts skeerd, jis' put out iur
the swamp on the krick. As started,
glass bottil owe bald-face smashed agin tree
Iurninst me, arter missin the top owe my
head bout inch. Sum durn'd fool pi oies-
sor dun this, who he'd more zeal or fence;
fur say that env man who wud waste IA
1uart owe even mean sperrits fur the chance
owe knocBin poor ornary devil like me
down wifi the bottil, is bigger fool nor O'e
Squire Mackmullen. an he tried tn shoot
hisself wifi a onlo .ded hoe-handle."
Ibid they catch you, Sut?p
"Ketch thunder No sir! jis' look at these
we're laigsl Skeer me, hoss, jis' skeer me
an then watch me while ] stay in sic,
az yuill never IA that fool question agin.
whv. durn it, man, that's what the ait dull
ers am fur.
"ole Barbelly Bullin. es they calls i'm
ow, never prelched ontil yes e'day. an
he hadn't Il e fust durn'd oman tn hear
i'm, they hey seed too much owe i'm. Pas
suns ginerly hev pow'ful st ong holt OF
gimen; but, hoss, tell yu tha' Amt meno
I'VE EN- kin run start nakid over an thru
,rowd owe three hundred wimen an not in
ure thar karacte- sum. Enyhow, hits
lind owe show they'd ruther see one az
line, an pick the pa sun at that. His tex
yer, 'Nakid i cum lntu the world, an
lakid I'm a gwine outen hit, ef I'm spared
,ntil them He sed nakidness wa mt much
we a sin, purtickerly owe dark nights.
rhat he wer a weak, frail wum owe the dus
m heap more SIGH truck. Then be toich
,rtu me; sed ! wer a livin proof owe the
mater owe man, an that thar
van NJ grace enuf In the whole ISOLATION IA
aften my outside rind; that i We a lUst
alp forty years afore / wer born'd, an the
,es' thing thay cud du fur the cl arch, we
u turn out, an still-hunt fur me ontil
wer shot. An he never said Hell-s1rpir.s
INST In the hole preach. b'leve, Geo-ge
be durnd fools am at bit.
Nov, / wants yu IA tel ole Barebllv
his fur me, of he'll let me an Sail alone,
m let him alone-a-vhile; an ef he dou't,
1 I don't lizard him agin, iis' wish /
nav be dod durned Skeer him Il you Ken.
Lets 20 tu the spring al take hon.
SAY, George, didn't that ar Hell-seu,int
ermOfi owe his'n hev sumthin like He'll
arpint aplicashun? HIT looks s0rter 80 tu I
ne."-lSut Jovingood's Yarns.
SIN art Weed and Belladonna combined
nth the other ingredients used in tie bts;
orOus plasters make Carter's s. W 4 b.
lackaebe Plasters the besl In the market.