The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-10-15

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kline. An hegira of another kim
consists of sportsmen, chiefly well
TODD John Gilpins out for the day
Long as | am in France, I coult
never fathom the motive or delusiol
of men, otherwise rational, fifth.
themselves out in Nimrod fame,
: costumes, with gun and the usua
ct ceteras, and a dog unknown tt
game requirements, starting off OF
a raw morning, with the full Ger
tainty of blazing at nothing. Wha
the f0rceaGrS do chiefly is to pass thu
day In a village tavern, enjoy a Par
tagrulian dejeuner, play cards, and
at night purchase a hare or a brace
of partridges from a "poacher,
who lays in his supplies from
the Paris market. The self
delusion is harmless; it pleases
his wife, and makes the cook stare
A country attorney came to Paris
with his bride to pass their honey.
moon. Among other spectacles
visited was Buffers ball, now the
rendezvous for all outdoor fast life
since Mabille and It's tinSel hi ave
disappeared. He did not hesitate
to crack a few jokes with some of
the demi-monde aud accepted their
eartes "for a lark" He felt proud
in displaying a pocket-book well
padded with bank notes. Next day
he told his wife he had Ito visit IA
clieHt-name not given. Since then,
a month ago, nothing has been
heard from him by his mourning
bride.
Perhaps he may prove reoen071t
like the cashier RaVry, six weeks
ago. This gentleman was going to
his Office when, passing along the
street Franeois-Miron, "a tremendous
explosion of gas took place, killing
and wounding several people and
blowing out the fronts of some
houses. Search was made even for
the fragments of the missing man.
he was an affectionate husband and
the fond father of three children.
His books were found to be correct,
and IN his safe was discoYered-a
rare event with cashier-a good
deal of his own private property.
The widow and children went into
mourning, and the property
was administered. At midnight,
few days ago, a knock was heard
at the door: he replied to the sum.
mons, who goes there? and instant
ly was in the arms of his family.
After the accident, he ran wild
along the streets, jumped into a rail-
way buss, took a ticket for the sub
urbs, sat wherever he was placed,
paid what he was asked, and found
himself ultimately at Milan, fol-
lowed ever with explosion Of the
brain: at Turin he had fever; on
recovering, Richards intellect be-
came itself again, and he returned
to his penates.
During the reign Of Louis Phil
ippe, playing with revolution and
plotting at his majesty, were favor
tie amusements. One of the for
mer was greeted by the colonel of
a regiment ordering his men not to
fire, but to turn the water-hose on
the insurgents, who vanished like
Egyptian nationalists. A socialist
of the most scarlet dye was induced,
by some ways, to become president
of a gymnastic society, and so le-
gally qualify to expound his nihil-
ism: he wore the orthodox belt
with the ring just as he was in full
blow a hook was inserted in the
belt ring; he was hoisted up to the
roof, when force pump Dlayed on
him for ten minutes. He has since
become sane. The revolutionists,
when they hold their weekly re-
unions,make survey Of the premises
to see there is no hose lying about.
Those affected with rabies, dread
douches-hence, why the pltrS are
SO slatternly perhaps.
M. de Molinari in his interesting
letters on Russia, says, only the
poor Jews are massacred or I'LL
treated; if they pay high poll tax
they can live in Holy Russia like
mice in a Dutch cheese. Strangers
are not in the order of sanctity; but
Austrians,, Prussians. and Swiss,
solve the difficulty by becoming
A French editor crit
cised the construction of railway
bridge: the engineers whacked him,
and since, no one interferes with
he engineers. Hartmann, who
hired the house close to the Moscow
'ailWay, and worked a mine under
he line, to blow up the imperial
rain, gaye'his name Soukhorokof:
lis landlady lived close by, and
Knows so little of current history,
hat she actually has demanded the
expulsion of her tenant for two
7ears' arrears of rent.
Two witnesses and d father, at
ended at the mayors Office, with
oaby to register its birth. On the
lame Of the father being demanded
he three meSSieurS remained silent
md merely made the sign of the
ross.
There is a play now being acted,
JOTbeGlLG (the crows.) some suggest
he title "Jackdaws" as the jabber-
ng is extensive.