The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-03-27
Wit and Wisdom.

Wit ana WISDOM.
There is untold suffering among the fair sex
which Wheat Bitters will relieve, and turn
weakness into strength.
American cigars are popular wherever they
are supposed to be imported.-N. Y. CONNER
cial Advertiser.
The celebrated Domestic Sewing Machine is
sold a. IL Elm street.
Congress has now got from "China TO Peru"
Puck.
Wheat Bitters are not an intoxicant or an
other name for whisky, but are perfect blood
brain and nerve food.
They talk of changing the name of the Mis-
sissippi and naming it after Speaker Keifer,
because it slops over so much.-Boston Globe.
Where There's Will There's a Way.
Anyone who has the will to try THOMAS Ec-
LEcTRIc On will surely find the way to roboust
health, in cases of bronchial affections sore
throat, pains. etc., and as an internal remedy,
it is invaluable.
An exchange says: "Over 1000 of the orig
inal Indian inhabitants still remain in the
Florida everglades" No wonder people go to
Florida for their health. -Lowell Citizen.
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
has rapidly made its way to favor among drug
gists, who have observed its effects on the
health of their customers. Send to Mrs. Ly-
dia E. Pinkham, 1888 Western Avenue, Lynn,
Mass, for pamphlets.
Connecticut was once spelled Quinetuckquet.
1t was only after thousands of New England
Jaws had got out of repair that the word was
changed to its present form.-Courier-Jou rnal.
Sublimely Superb.
A pair of beautiful Sun-fowers on Easles
will be mailed free to any lady who will send
ten cents in postage stamps or money to DR.. G.
w. Benson, No. LOG North Eutaw street, Bal
timore, Md.
Syracuse has femaleaarchitect Norris
town hasn't female architect, but she has
more than one designing woman. -Norristown
Herald,
Best Two Dollar Kid But. Boots in town at
Dearborn's, 3S1 Congress street.
The man who could not find words to express
his feelings was too poor to purchase a diction-
ary.-Boston Transcript.
PrTTsFrEID Mass Sent a8 1878
Slrs-I have taken Hop Bitters and recon-
beneficial. MRS. J. W. FULLER.
Sec Women's Christian temperance Union.
The careless man and the thief are equally
troublesome. Neither of them never leaves
anything where he finds it.-Courier Journal.
How my throat hurts! Then why don't you
use Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar?
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
A French waiter recently charged two
American travellers $3.50 for half dozen
boiled eggs, not because eggs were scarce, but
because Americans were.-Detroit Free Press.
Revitalizing the blood is absolutely neces-
sary for the cure OF general debility, weakness,
lassitude, SC. The best enricher of the blood
is Browns Iron Bitters.
Jim Keene intends to call his wonderful
new colt Slander, because it goes so fast when
it gets started.-San Francisco Post
Miss Sawyer's Salve as noac prepared beats
the world. ,25 cents.
The man who is q little under the weather
will soon get over it.--New Orleans Picayune.
This is an amateur. He knows all about
music, and he tells all he knows to all his
friends. How good of himl But it does not
take him very long to tell it. He likes the
modern school, and considers Bach one of Its
best men. He does not like the tempo of the
conductors This pains the conductors and
the musicians The horn player weeps into
his instrument. But we like the amateur
We had sooner go to the funeral of one must
cal amateur than to that of ten conductors
The Score.