Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-09-29
Our KALEIDOSCOPE,


ochool farlshoners, Ebenezer" said Mrs.
p,,,,.. -, ~ Z" in'ro]uce joshua
roo, .,,s,a,s , y. =, DoA' ~ Is tue only kor-
" p"''os'"p'''c" spellih have
nA,,a
e' a'' "hsps' tue title Of a
prapber touched !, 90, rr,,,,
The sling NJ re,nor.o ,o.a,..,'S po'e'
H. "''''
Since our recen, criticism ,,, -,
fences we have received an cxnlors,ion
which disarms comploint Ono oId ,o,,na.
who has barbered Lis Who'll. e,,o,o oov. ,e.,
he gets one-fourth more work ont of his hired
men Than he used to when he furnished n i'm
rail to sit on.
| A Maine schoolbov Ina yo,e i,sa,o Tho
calamity was occasioned bv bio si,,;ro nm
nights searching ceoprsphics md o,,aseo ~
find the streams mentioned in the river and
harbor BILL
Quaint little smellinu-bot,les - savs thu
Mail and Erpess, .arc now seen aon,,,ra
from the waist .bands NJ IA. c;ri 81, -.
3D. and now she can fain, whenovar.nor
tunitv offersn 'pP''-
"A chucl mission society 10 London has
fitted out a smack for useip co,vo,,;,, Nj,
s.o esh,rn,.., -, "'e'''is No'th
feminine ms,hod r., oanuar,,. NM
-, " ''"'''''"s nun with
smack.
Hon. A. c. De Paw of N.w A,hanv f..
dian. h., ~. ~" hioany' ln'
MANA Ha' gwen million dollars to Asbury
University. And neighboring States are
saying to Indiana, "Givc us your Paw"
Pb,lade,nb;a Time. Java, duh
A. a..,,,"l,. says "heh man
oies suuueh'y without the aid of physi-
cian,' the coroner must be called in. If
man dies regularly. after heinz ,reo,ed hv
doc,or .vo,,,,,od,, -. , ~,
tho cororor,s in,,,,a,, T. -, wy 49, '"'
a'e'' 10 NV neee''a'''
The following strange announcement ap-
peared in a recent issuc of thu No,, yo,L
ep"''eo 'h'' me- Little arthur,
only son OF Jane and Mary McWilliams.
The Rur,;,o,on H,,,,.,, so, ,,,
.oo,;o,, aoo,,.,, 60. ,,, W. '"'''o
y 'p.n' o"euay l" hi'n'fa look
ins ior ths dreehoack party, but couldn't
find 1t.
A Newport snob recently went rowing
with small poodle. The hon, cans;zed ,he
suob was drowned. and the no31le swan
ashore and we are longing to know if his
il n case Of the survival If he a,,ost T .n's
Oddities.
A domestic ia beipg sent avav ..Noda,,o
: IL YOU wish TO look AT nv trunk-| ~, -
! useless. gjrl "MaIane ;psis, S;S
months ago YOU lost len francs know vnn
SUSPECT me OF haying found IL and ,Srsb
Won to see that do no, carry i, a,nau l., ",' '
trunk .'-F'reneh Paper.
When a man goes in search If ,ba North
Pole and comes home without oe,b;no with.
( in thousand miles of il he ia 81 ven = grand
t reception" What kind OF n recen;i6n he
would be awarded if he were tn brine tho
, pole home with him is barJto say We Shall
wait and see.-Norrist0nn Her1h
H. nioo,, - 49,. -, ,' 49,,
po., uu n hoe vi .ne fehcn language, Nile.
er handsome nor Young hut Who IL o r; 10 n and
t Paul. who ia charmin8 but who has NOT a
g cent. (Which of the Two do Won lite hoa, o.,
! asked one of her friends "Oh renlied
G Berthe II like Paul the hcst lint 7 nrafor
Monsieur Andre ,"-paris WI
A, po,,,,,.,, .,.,;a. a..
no1,c, nromn,ir nfrs S ,h h ,nt o'hef eay
p ud M po Iii Pny. Hu nv u,snop VI o9uor
aauo ''n a pU1,ae a ass,Lee WIN ms Jug
S.Ii';. ~. ~" niau1 niueies, your lorusbip
my uiu ; sau ,ne o,snop' Win sly
afraid replied the man in good fs;,h
"Ah." said The bishop 81 perce,ye Won are n
Disscntcr. "-Hotel Mail.
! Mod.mo n i. oh.roi,c or,o, h,,,
viii a.r;ro 49, az 1',a. pu.'on, nut aso
adnn, ai.s,. aA' 0n. Sa', ,;si oonseu W
her 'You 60. said sha .thot h urp.i hed
nv coro 20 !, sna so a nie,..s I'M nase nau
, rcnlied ,he noi,ar, nan,isn ... sra.', 'y,
fedder. "-Freneh Paper.
1,;s soid ,ho,.s, Ior;. sr,, has .su..
,;.ad oscor,s =" 10, ~, 20 iaaas mas aue.
;n@ T%a, 80 ,oi, dr.ssoS , ~, au esIu-
s,ran,ed no, w .mona oo , una srn,enany,
theatre. or go.out for n drink heiween the
acts, or stare loo much at a pretty sirl in tho
NEXT row. This will he n crea, conveniencc
where thew don't care to T be seen 20 'si
husbands. -Somerrilk Journpk
a., ,.,,-,
Ua. a y, t Nv pcs Jn aa.uu,h Mncn
,roai, san M J ha,o ;unauseS mnh,n
meeH, tumo 1,ie ,, nu'o ,pa,.eu tue s'ar,,
my ,nioinaa'ou 'nat autumn Is mere.
, ,u,u"v se d, Sr.ses aTou' ;,S .iilI Vi
va oor ,,o uVn M ',,'t ~ .ons
W. W. oa.p auu a Uu aeuoat "a we mea'
u, ~, to. az y,, fanny yah NV H. III a.
,,,auac O., io' .ne asA,uH II Is haIuy MoI'n
ia here under the belief ibat The intellieence
ia new = Norristo,on Herald
7, 49,, =.
70 ,ou " nIa'on' teae nisioeI VI au
i.y-.o.anishais society III Ne" Ialnp-
tho Summer ~ csichnc her house a;es i,
the wire cage trans and then relieving her
conscjence Nv TAKING them I'm 10 the other
and Of The street and discharging her nr;son.
ers-we hone moi under the oncn windows If
other people. Transcript.
Men lose some of their talents AZ they grow
older. You never saw how in a scrane but