The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1882-04-06
HERE AND THERE.


small pox and a municipal election.
II am still postmaster at Leavenworth
and don't you forget it ."-Daniel R. An
ihony.
The governor of Maryland has signed
Il bill making wife-beating punishable
with forty lashes.
The hope is held out to a fore bearing
public that congress may adjourn about
the middle of June.
GeO. W. Martin, OF the Junction CITY
Union, is not, in the broadcast sense Of
that term, ST John man.
The Mexico News and Express says
the opinion prevails that Ex-senator
Dorsey will not recover from his illness
and that his death is only question Of
a few days or weeks.
DOrsey's attorneys declare that he has
no fear of investigation. This announce
ment justifies the inference that his
sudden departure for New Mexico was
purely sanitary measure.
At Greenwood, Indiana, IA man named
Wesley Manley placed some dynamite
cartridges before the fire to-day. The
funeral will take place as soon as all
OF the corpse comes down.
II is stated that President Arthur re-
eeives more dainty souvenirs than any
unmarried Clergyman in the country
1t will be observed that Mr.. Beecher
is not involved in the above compari.
son.
/. 5. Kall1ch has retired from the
ministry and become a lawyer. We
should suppose that the latter profession
would offer very tempting inducements
TO a gentleman of Isaac's moral fiexibil-
ity
Three treasury clerks at Washington
were invited to step down and out the
other day for non-paymsnt Of debts
And yet we aaunt the brazsn lie in the
face oil the world that this is free gov
eminent.
1t is asserted that Ex-Secre,ary
Blaine is engineering a match between
President Arthur and a dashing Phila-
delphia widow. And yet it is claimed
that jim is perfectly friendly toward the
present administration.
Professor Tice announces that earth
quake causes will exist in full force
next week. This lends to confirm the
rumor that u jumping match has been
arranged for the coming week at the
national capital between David Davis
and Senator Malone.
The fight against open saloons upon
the Sabbath is waxing hot in Ohio.
The recent convention at Columbus has
set the whole state boiling. The power
and influence of whisky in cantrdlling
cities and villages is receiving tn rough
ventilation throughout the state.
The Zuni Indians, who recently visit
ed Boston 10 replenish their sacred
| guurds and canes with water from the
Great Eastern Ocean" Will carry home
with them very inadequate conception
of the liquid resources of the Atlantic
seabaard if they fail to ill theiy"crocks''
with Jersey Shiskey.
1t may be that the gates of the celes-
lial city are of pure gold, that its gates
are of pearl and its walls of precious
stones, but if the men in Kansas who
are laying the ropes to go 10 congress
don't out-number those who want 10 go
t9 heaven, ten TO oHe, Hsurlace indica-
lions" are mighty deceiYing.
The Commercial Travellers Journal,
OF New York, is now engaged in giving
to the public the pictures of notably
handsome travelling men, under the
heading THE Monarchs of the Road"
If the Journal is inilamed with a truly
aesthetic purpose of heart, it will lose no
time in dispatching corps of artists
and an assortment Of cameras, extra
quality. to Kansas.