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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

The true secret of happiness is perfec.
health, which enables the individual! 30 on.
Joy life, and attain competency and cont
tentment. The martyr to dyspepsia. in
continual misery, is without hope in the
pursuit. of business or pleasure, and realizes
that existence yields only failure. But q
new era has come, and good health is as
ssured, with positive relief from the ills Of
Indigestion and torpid liver, by the use Of
DIR. Acder's Dyspepsia Tablets. They are
very nice, try them. Only % and so cents
IN handsome boxes. For sale by w. ii,
Patterson ~ Cy., the Peachstone Liniment
men.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18
Forty Years, Experlence a, an ~,

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrun IL tbs
prescription of one of the best female phy.
siclans and nurses in the United States, and
mas been used for forty years with never.
Ealing safety and success by millions OF
mothers and children from the feeble in,
fant OF one week old to the adult. 1t cor
reefs acidity of the stomach, relieves wind
collie, regulates the bowels, and gives rest
health and comfort to mother and child
we believe it the best and surest remedy in
the world in all cases of dysentery and diar.
rh@a i'll children, whether arising from
teething or from any other cause. Full di.
rections for using will accompany each bot.
tie. None genuine unless the fac-simile Of
Curtis Il Perkins is on the outside wrapper.
Sold by all medicine dealers. rs cents q
Bottle. wv
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law. Precisely how he manages to collect
his royalty. is a mystery, but the fact re-
mains tina, he has a legal claim for ROYALTY
on every pin-hole made in an egg before
boiling. An application has recently been
made for the patent ola machine to prevent
young orphan chickens from being lonely.
This is an invention which shonld and
probably will commend itself to MIR. Berch.
The inventor claims that hundreds OF
chickens hsched out in the artificial incu-
bators become lonely because they miss the
"eluck. cluckp' OF the mother hen, which
is the lullaby of all well.regulated chickens
Matched in the natural way, and many are
Killed by this loneliness. He has arranged
system OF clock-work which produces a
noise somewhat similar TO that of the hen,
which he proposes to attach to the incubator,
and on this machine a patent is asked. A
patent has been issued on a clog for fowls,
designed to prevent them from scratching
In gardens. II consists Of a wire in the
shape o! . hairpin, sharp at the points.
This 10 attached 10 the feet of the fowl in
such u way ,bat when il attempts to scratch
the points enter the ground and prevent
the claws ffCn reaching it.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

We assert without fear of contradiction
that Bailey's Saline Aperient is cheaper
and more pleasant than pills ever made for
constipation, torpid liver, or sick headache,
that 1t never. produces the least unpleasant
feeling, and its action more prompt than
any pill made. 1t is terrible enemy to
the pill family, driving them from every
lreside. 1t is so nice, pleasant, cleanly,
and prompt in action, whether on steam,
boats, railroads, hotels or at home, that all
ladies are delighted.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

Securea Homo
in the most beautiful and prosperous Dor.
lion oil Texas, on the line of the Chicago,
Texas " Mexican Central railroad
AT ALYARADo,
the junction of the Missouri Pacific rail
way.
-, on THURSDAY, JULY %, 1882,
the Anglo-Amorican Land and Claim asso-
citation will offer at
PUBLIC sALR
choice business and residence lots In TINT
beautifully located and prosperous town.
Alyarado is beautifully located ON high
rolling prairie, Just east OF the Cross Tim.
bers, in the very heart of the grain and cot
ton producing region, and is increasing rap
IDLY IN wealth and population, and is one
OF the most healthy localities in the state.
This sale offers
RARE OPPORTUNITY
for Investment for home or profitable
speculation. Terms of sale, one.fourth
cash, balance in one two and three years,
with 10 per cent, interest on deferred pay.
ments.
SPECIAL EXCURSION TRAIN
will run on day of sale from all points Mt
reduced rates. Fare for round trip from
Dallas to Alvarado and return fifty cents.
Purchasers of property will be refunded
their fare. For further information call on
W. ID. WYLIE, Town Lot Agent, A. A. l..
II G. A., 200 Main street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

Men in all ages and olimes nave INDUCED
more or less IN stimulating beverages, and
they will continue TO even unto the end OF
the world, and as long as they take "a wee
drop" II should be pure. In this later day
men hunt for the genuine article and this
accounts for the liberal patronage bestowed
upon the Board of Trade saloon which
nous by Keeping none but the v very ' best Of
wines, liquors and beer, manipulated by
accommodating and polite assistants, who
are thoroughly vcrsed 'mixologists.
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A Caro-

Wall who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, ear Y decay, loss of manhood. etc
Will send a recipe that will cure you, free Of
charge. This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send n
seii-addressed envelope to Rev. Joseph r..
lnman. Station D.. New York city.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

For mems youths and boys clothing 20
to A. " =. Mittenthal, for they commence
selling their immense stock of summer
clothing at cost. The above reduction com
mences Tuesday, June goth.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18
Opinion of DR.. ii, X. Walton, Annapolis.
MARYLAND

Colden's Llebig's LIQUID Extract Beef
and Tonic lnvigorator is most excellent
preparation. 1t is par excellence, superior
to cod liver oil or anything have ever used
in wasted or impaired constitutions, and an
excellent preventive of malarial diseases,
themember the name, Colden's-take no
other.) OF druggists generally.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

IL is now settled fact that we sell car
pets cheaper than any house in northern
TeXas. Fail not to come to see us, TOR you
Will save money by purchasing from us.
"A. d II, MITTENrHAL.
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Cheap Goln,nn
Notices.

NorlCE-Advertisem may pe nanoe6 in,o
.o,o "r business once up to sp. m, and into the
N0plCE-1I J. TRAVIS, NJ. D., representing the
a farls Home Endowment Association. Of
ri,eris Tenn, American Marriage AIisnee Of
na.on' ohio, and the Cooperative Mutual An
mnE Associston and others, can be found a,
- ~ eso.ke Iot one week iulll-lw
oiiVE-An inducemenr is offered for a good
, anu restaurant business Location best In
s sse ivy wiz rent AT low figures, or run on
ssnares' House all furnished. Married man pre-.
Terrell Texas, ~ ini, lvs
YOUR oRDERS-To O. n
4 fark, at G II. Edwards music store, for the
,t e,ss OF pianos. furniture, etc. Prompt at
, $500. -. s.,en. jull.lm
NoiivE-A liberal trade will be given for a
uInning SIX or seven rooms. Address Residence.
-.."s u. o.iiSc. j2g.u
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

How few there are who arc aware
>, That soon the gums and teeth decay
Unless they are brushed with greatest oare
:, WIN Sozodont from day to day;
For this great dcntifrice, we know,
VIII Keep them pure and white as snow.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

"Done me more good than Eureka, or
Hot Springs, after having tried both, y saws
J: W. Ried, Newport, Arkansas, speaking
OF benefit deprived from s, s, S.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

A. & IL, Mittenthal have won the laurels
this season for carrying the prettiest Sc.
lected stock OF gents furnishing goods IN
Dallas. Whoever fails to buy their fancy
shirts, under.shirts, drawers and hose, cant
be dressed in style,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

Parasols, Fans, and in fact all summer
goods in the house, we have reduced to
such low figure that il will be impossible
for any to abstain from buying. A. & II,
Mittenthal, COG Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

Tho Dangers OF the Bilious Season
are nothing fyou use Browns Vegetable
Liver Pills, the health anchor of the south.
west, Sold everywhere.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

J,J. Dewey, druggist, Fairfax, Missouri.
says; "Brown'sPepsln Tonic gives uniyer-
sal satisfaction in curing dyspepsia and
ssick-headache." All Texas druggists keen
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18
Save Your Children

by keeping on hand Browns Blackberry
and Ginger, endorsed by druggists ms tho
most reliable remedy In use Tor diarrhwa,
dysentery and cholem.morbus. IL never
fails to cure oven the worst cases. For sale
by all druggiats in Dallas and Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

$1,000 will be paid any chemist who finds
on analysis Of one hundred bottles of S.S.S.
any mercury. iodide potassium, or any
mineral substance.
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Emploume,,t for All.

EMPLOYMENT ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS honsc
- servants or any kind of labor, call at the
employment Office, 600 Main street. near Del.
monico restaurant for employment Telephone
Sous 9fuefS Also. MONEY TO LOAN IN
'"A-h AMouNrs, on easy terms A. LIDER,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

X. Fromme, ESQ.,, prominent druggist
OF San Marcos, Texas, writes: "Prickly
Ash Bitters have given entire satisfaction
to all who have used it. During the past
two years have sold several gross, and the
demand Is constantly increasing, which
shows that this remedy comes up to all that
is claimed for it, An eflectual purifier of
the blood as well as of the entire system.
Physicians in this section very often recon-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

Mysteries, q melancholy symptom of 50.
rious monthly troubles, are cured BY the
use Of English Female Ditters.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18
Premature Loss OF the Hair

May be entirely prevented by the use of
Burnett's Cocoaine. The superiority of
Burnett,s Flavoring Extracts consists In
their perfect purity and strength.
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Nltscsllameo,,s adlamts,

WANTED-To buy good horse, 10 weigh not
less than l,sN pounds. nor more than 7
yeSs 9,d, must be soued in every respect, Cali
jull4-N F sAee"
w ANTED--A situation as teacher, by n g1.n-
ueman with experience and ability. Tcs,
leaerehceS given Address S. p. Morris, Herald
SssS& julll.lw
WANrED-Miller wanted at Todd's Mills A
ooyapplying Immediately mld'tf
WANTED-Four statesmen of good address
w and one smart office boy, with good reoN,,.
mendauons, at los Elm street mi, ~
WANTED-one hundred No, ! lie chonne,s
IN mt,Mcoray's Tie Carp. on Ii. & r O. r r.
Price mais County, west of town of Kaufman
W. MeCray. Union Grove, "iip pnnIs.tt 10
WANTED-The Texas Mutual Aid and Cha
uo liable Association wants oanyassers,
no rome me office, No COS Main St., Dallas. fe25.tf
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Eor Sale.

E0r vale.
nor sALE-Forty acres Improved land. 6S,,
4 house and other improvements In"n,tSo oV y,
brighton Market, East Dallas 4 mlis.it
E'oR sALE-My good will ana three floats a ma
teams two mules and one horse teamI oii I'm IN
me condition Doing good business. and rea s
ior p sei,lng Is sickness IN my family. Appy 10
r,or s q = :, ---- iull6.2t
E'ok sALE,A good saddle and harness horse
Q, Padgtt ""Son' Apply 70 W.
EOR SALE-A good residence tno1,r :. ,,7c
jun2S.tf r'' ''' y f"uslu'
Il Main street 'o'his' NJ ~ iVio
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

Smoke Duke Of Durhsm cigarette, mild
rSeloL and ture -
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18
senator Lognn,s Extraction.

1t Is written that few days ago Mrs.
Paymaster Tucker. nee Logan, wasin the
senatorial gallery In Washington, listening
to the debates. Directly in front of her sat
two ladies, one evidently Washingtonian
and the other stranger. The native was tax
ing unusual pains to make herself agreea-
BILE, and as Mrs. Tucker was about to sit
down, said to her friend:
There, You see that large man sitting in
the centre of the chamber, with the let.
black hair and large mustache?"
well, that is General Logan, of Illinois,
II isn't generally known, but he is half In
At this point Mrs. Tucker could contain
herself no longer. So, gently tapping the
lady on the shoulder, she said: Excuse
mo, Madam, but you are mistaken when
you say that Senator Logan is half Indian. y
We'll, guess ought to know" warmly
responded the stranger; al have lived IL,
washington all my life, and the fact of his
FORE"
~ think ought to know something
about the matter, too" quietly answered
Mrs. Tucker, II am General Logan's
daughter"
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Thc I.ntcst nnllns NYnndnrll

ls the rapldity and certainty with which
the worst cases of Dyspepsia aud Sick
headache nro cured by Browns pepsir
Tonic. Ask your druggist for IT,
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Enc Rsnt,

EOR RENT--A cottage. with 6oDojr,, ci,-,,-;,---
y blinds to windows, cistern and well watos'
Apply at 6o2 South Houston street iuliS.tf
'oR RENT-A well-furnished room. fronting
4 south, and board, ut. S07 Live Oak street.
none one, need apply unless with coed references
k'Vk KENT-The new store, to be finished
Annlv ~ Isl no o., Elm street. size 25 by so feet
Harry Bros. snnoa y T., az
HOE kENT-The store, 509 Elm street. occunied
py II. owens as shoe store. Possession INV
49, Apply to Crawford II Smith, or Abe Rhine.
'-Nii'ite. iuul7
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,Siofos Acid Phosphate rs Brain Tonic
s. Dr T., W. Robertson, Cleveland, Ohio,
s says' From my experience can cordially
aaeevolllllend II rs brain aud nerve tonic.
n nspeyIlaliy in nervous debility, nervous dys.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-07-18

SANFORD, MICHIGAN, August 20, 1S79.-CAnEE
MEDICINE COMPANY;
Gentiemen-Please send to my address
another bottle of tine Little Liver Pills. |
consider them sovereign remedy for Head
ache. CHARLES ). SANFORD,
Midland county, Michigan
For sale by Williams, Tolliyer K Walker
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-05-04

Broadway. he is hard to see, but when
he is willing to admit any person into his
private room, he is as courteous as brevity
of speech will allow se d sts4se
Almost everybody knows from por-
traits and caricatures how Jay Gould
looks; but when seen he is found to be
younger than he is generally thought
He is not yet fifty, and his slight, short
figure, and the absence of gray in his
black hair and full whiskers with mus
tache adds to his youthful appearance.
His dark eye is full of intelligence; and
his aquiline nose is decidedly Intellectual
The indications of his mouth and chin
are concealed by hair; but they are
unqucstionably strong. He generally
dresses in black, and Is pink of neat
ness without the least tendency of dandy
ism. He is plain liver; does not use
tobacco, and seldom drinks stronger than
claret. While his health is good, he is
not very robust, and he takes, excellent
care Of himself, conscious, perhaps, that
each added yearof his existence is worth.
millions He is generous with money,
making it rule to give at least 500 to
each and every charitable object brought
to his notice. He prefers to give pri-
1vately, having a temperamental dislike
to seeing his name paraded in the news
papers as a donor.-N y Cor. So. Louis
Globe Democrat sais'ssssee Us
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India Proofs. .

There are various ways in which de-
ceptions are practiced. For instance,
''unlettered India proof" as it is techni-
cally called, is, from being taken off ithes
engraving at an earlier stage, very much
superior to what is called 3 lettered
India print,n which is obtained after
many impressions have been taken off
the engraving, and when the plate has,
consequently, become worn, and. the pic
ture lost its clearness and sharpness Of
line. To turn an g India print there's
fore, into an India proof, the India
print is cut down all round close to the
engraving. A clean sheet of India
paper, of the same tone as the India
print, but of q larger size, so as to show
clean blank margin, is then mounted :
on piece of still larger, plain
paper and the cut down India
print in turn lis mounted in such
a position as to show the usual
margin all round. Before drying, the
manipulated print is subjected to inn
mense pressure, which so forces the
mounted print into the India paper as to
entirely hide the difference in the thick
ness of the material. A true impress
sion taken off a plate leaves the mark Of
the plate all round the picture; and to
add this to the ...doctored' India proof,
plain steel or copper plate Of the
proper size is laid on the face of the
print, which is again subjected to pres,
sure, and the deception is then SO COM
plete as almost to battle detection. Al
volume belonging TO collector was sup,
posed to contain India paper impressions
of engravings to theayalue Of f300, but
on examination they were found to be
.doctored" plates, not worth ESQ in all.
|-Chansbers' Journal
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-05-04
New Arithmetical Problems.

h it is twenty-six rods from Smiths
house to the saloon where he takes nip
six mornings per week. In fifteen years
how far has he walked?
If college student tears down two
signs, upsets four ash barrels, rips up
FIVE rods of sidewalk, breaks two win.
all in one week, how would charge of
bird-shot affect his sacred constitution
the following Monday night when grid
ling shade trees? Is Am ira @ssA 81
"A wise Arabian, who had thirteen dol
lars in his vest pocket, wanted to divide
it among five beggars SO as to give each
one three dollars. How did he proceed?
This is the one that always Keeps the
boy after school and gets his jacket dust
ed.1
How many boys three feet tall will II
take to climb over wall five feet high
and carry off half bushel of harvest APP
pies? This must be figured by the rule
ofthree- two boys and the old man dog.
During a courtship of three years
young man writes his girl 472 love
letters, calls her an angel~1, 481 times,
accompanies her to twenty -eight pienics
and seventv-two singing schools, and
then walks off on his ear and mafries d
widow with six children. Find, how
much the girl loses, providing, she lights
on the right kind Of a lawyer to move a
jury. ff s{.ta a4;i..s..s inns
A peasant who had half cord OF
wood at his door desired his FIVE sons to-;
saw it up in such ratio that the eldest,
should saw three-sevenths and the young
est one-sixth. How did they divide the.
wood? GKey: For the teacher only:
They let the old man saw it, of course.
+ The average woman speaks 142 words
per minute. In a conversation lasting
sixteen minutes a servant girl with her
ear at the key hole catches 356 words.
How many does she miss, and how did
she get that black cye?.
/ 1t it takes a boy twelve years of age
twenty-five minutes to bring in six small
sticks of wood, how long will it take him
to walk mile and q half to see a circus
procession
A fond husband hands his wife $50
with which to purchase a spring bonnet
and-well, we don't remember the rest
of it He probably died soon after
handing over the money, or she, dis
covered that the twenty was q counter.
felt, or something or other happened to
cut the thing short. Come to, think of
it, fond husband bought himself $50
overcoat and gave his wife twelve shil-
fngs to get her fall hat clapboarded over
for winter, and she thanked him kindly,
and he smiled lovingly, and the mother
in-law went and hanged herself in the
wood house. Detroit Free Press
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

"A doctor who won't adyise a man
to leave off his fannels the first warm =
day is no friend to the profession. .@-De-s8E
trost Free Press. s. s..sfs.s... ...,..'
Every life is a drama in which ira
gedy, comedy and farce are about equal-Sssss
" divided Men who drink enjoy the
mellow drama
There is no doubt IN the world that "a
everybody ought to reform. and as for eFs
ourselves well we are very busy, in.
telling Others what they ought To do, but ~
we viii attend to that little matter by .ai,s
and by.-M Y. Herald.
s- In youth nv maiden nn,a,rmne ann GssaiaU assT
so e Ianaas Gnaass N ny s maiden nance va "a
And a' Changed nae nSa sna Ps %aae sse 81
sa Glass in History: Teacher-l.Who osssss
was the first manp p First boy - Georgevsek
Washington" Teacher-...Next.n Sec
ond boy" ADAM" First boy findig-sts
nantly) -''I didn' I know yer meant for-s yg
eigners. y ...I ..gR 80. 49,, !,
ma From the recent revelations made bys -
the Press of that city, it is now begin asa
ming to be considered highly probable "a
that the Philade1phia detective stole 1T sS4
tie Charley Ross Hace- Eye. a9Txi 81 IS
9 An Arkansas court recently decided
in case of assault and battery, that -
while it was merely breach OF thoBg8
peace to call q, man q g no. accountsses,
whelp," it was rank felony to call him
o g low-down euss. nol 90 EHsli@ asSs<as &sis
"A painter was going to elope withs@a
agirl at the West End. But it took him
SO long to climb the ladder to her VIM ass
dow that her father had time to go and, ee
get policeman to arrest the niarauder.
If you ever employ painter you'll Be- asss1
leyeithis.-- Boston Post sas slss ga saaEg:s
There might have been time when
servant girls had. a penchant for wear
ing their mistress clothes, but that was ssar
in the days Of low wages. Il Nowadays.
the average girl would not Be seen ID sANsps
such shabby dresses as the mistress is e&s
Obliged to appear in-7P ailadesphiaa aEs
S -one Of the morning papers contains ~
an account Of how a man lost q gold ags
watch on a Market Street car and states
that the case is in the hands of detee-lsasn
tive. II the case is In the hands Of a de-assa
tective, we venture to inquire what has
become Of the works. IN. r. I,sdepend. ssba
ent. 9s tgd9 saub aafsss aaa sas
81 The average young man cannot hold
thirty pounds OF iron on his knees for SO
twenty minutes, yet shea willingly kills &H
Il himself trying to hold lao poundsof girl
for two hours. Detyoit Free Press. Wen,
what Of itP Would syon advocate che sEEs
holding of .bar iron, by q man, young or
old, In preference to 140 pounds of goSd y
looking femaleps Ii that il the platforms sNs
you, are running on you viii have an. al
mighty big majority recorded against
you. You can hold the thirty pounds of "a
pig iron, and we will struggle along
with seven times the weight in 'tother
kind. We were always willing to 10 y
more than our share of the hard work.
Fsck's San