Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-09

larly3a' Witness-O, yes; am citizen.
/ can vote as well as you can. Here Mr..
Koran could not resist the temptation to
make APPOINT for the grand old party"
asked: 81 suppose you vote the Repub-
lican ticket always?" Witness-No, Sir;
| always vote the Democratic ticket" The
courtroom lobby roared, unmindful of
Bailiff Smiths shouts for order, and the
paralyzed Koran dropped back in his
chair as though he had been shot, After
order had been restored the examination
was proceeded with without any great
amount of latitude being taken by the
blushing and disguised attorney.
TROUBLE SAyED.-It is remarkabl e
fact that Thomas Eclectric Oil is as good
for internal as external use. For dis
eases of the lungs and throat, and for
rheumatism, neuralgia, crick, in the
back, wounds and sores, it is the best
known, remedy, and much trouble is saw
ed by having it always on hand. Sold
by Ell. T. E5erle. %
SUMMER DINNERs.-Summer dinners
should never have anything on the table
when the guests sit down but flowers and
the dessert, the ice pitchers or carates
and bowls Office, the glass, china and
silver, and this should all be simple and
not profuse. 1t is better for almost every
body to eat hot dinner, and even in hot
weather An egg salad is an excellent
cold dish for lunch or picnic dinner
Boil your eggs hard, slice them, cover
with mayonnaise dressing, and put few
lettuce leaves upon the plate. Cold GUS
tards, charlotte russo and cream stitened
with gelatine and delicately favored are
very nice at summer dinner, with home
made cake.
A HIVE OF BEEs.-Burdock Blood Bit
tiers bring back health, when the body is
badly dlsordered by impure blood. Bill
iousness, indigestion, constipation, dys-
pepsia and other bad disorders cured by
Burdock Blood Bitters. Sold by ii. T..
Eberle.
The life of Lord Spencer at the Vice
regal Lodge, Dublin, forms almost par
allel to that of the Emperor of Russia.
All visitors are closely watched by armed
constables, from the moment they enter
the gates of the park. Mounted police
men patrol the roads of the park, detec-
tives lurk in the bushes, and British sol
Tiers guard the approaches. When Lord
Spencer goes to Dublin castle he always
chooses different path from that follow
ed on the previous visit. When he goes
out for a drive he is accompanied by
dragons, and the friends who may ride
with him are warned not to start without
their reyolvers.
RUB IT IN.-Jacob Leckman, IVA
Clinton street, Buffalo, n. Y, says he
has been using Thomas Electric Oil for
rheumatism. He had such lame back
that he could do nothing, but one bottle
entirely cured him. Sold by III. I. Eb-
erie.
Among the mail matter detained at
the Dead Letter Division of the New
York Post Office the other day was
blasting cartridge about one foot long.
1t was wrapped with three thicknesses of
cardboard, at one end of which were Wis
ible the two fuses, each about an inch
long. II bore neither address or stamps,
and had been dropped into Station L,
where the clerk, not being aware OF the
package, stamped near the fuses, "Held
for postage 1t was taken out in to the
bay the next night and sunk. Had the
internal machine been dynamite Cart
ridge, the clerk would probably never
had occasion to stamp another suspicious
looking package.
VISIBLE Observation-Disclosures Bates,
Elmira, n. Y, writes: "A5out four
Y ears ago had an attack of bilious fe-
yer, and never fully recovered. My di-
gestive organs were weakened and
would be completely Frustrated tor days.
Af'er using two bottles of your Burdock
Blood Bitters the improvement was so Wis
ible that was astonished. [ can now,
though 81 years of age, do a fair and
reasonable days work" ssPrice $l.O0.
Sold by Fl. 7. Eberle.
Mrs. Mary Foster, an eccentric lady, of
Penn, died Thursday il the
93d year of her age. 1t is related that
she had been expected to die for forty
years past, having been an invalid neatly
all that time. For about eight years she
had been blind, but Wednesday her eye
sight returned to her, in the evening she
took a walk in the street for the first time
in years. She was quite jubilant over
her apparent return of youthful vigor, but
shortly after going back to her home she
had a stroke Of paralysis, which resulted
in her death. A number of years ago
Mrs. Foster had her grave:dug, cemented
and made ready to receive her remains,
all the preparations herself.
AFTER EIGHT. LONG YEARs.-C. @.
Jacobs, 70 Fulton street, Buffalo, writes
that for eight long years be had tried
every known remedy to cure him of piles,
also bad been treated by physicians
without success, when he was ultimately
cured by Thomas Eclectric Oil. Sold
by II. T. Eberle.
HUNTING THE SEA OTTER.-Hank
Blodget, who for the past twenty years
has followed sea-otter hunting on the
coast above Gray's Harbor, w. T., says
that he now averages 100 shots for every
otter obtained. In early times when an
otter was shot it would come ashore, but
the animals have become SO. very shy
that unless killed Instantly, they put
out to sea. They cannot now be ap
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