The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-07-18
WHAT
The Paper Published for the PEG
pie Now on Earth Would
Like to Know.

night?
Whereabouts VI. Flynn will say cate
chism to-day.
If Captain Bridges new hat don't set
him OH TO advantage?
If the Montgomery City widows new
beau is from Memphis?
III Jack CLANCY don't feel all broke up
since his selid girl LETT town?
III Henry Meuschke is still OF the
opinion that COW has upper teeth?
III that young lady will really cry
when George Palmer leaves Tor Texas?
Which one Of the Young ladies Frank
Hopkins proposes plighting his tro,h
with ?
Ii the BUSY Workers" Of Barry, Hi
nois, will get up club of subscribers for
the BAZoO?
When Z. W. Bozman will invite in
friends To see the wedding OF himself and
Gentle Annie"
When the dark-eyed brunette will
make another mash on the young grocery
man in East Sedalia?
Who Jack Clancy was enqniring for
of the young lady he passed on East Fifth
street, FRIDAY EVENING"
If Mcfarland can find ready market
in Sedalia Tor all the hay he cut ofi his
iarm in West Sedalia &?
How Col j. 7. Thornton, of San Anto-
MO, Texas, now AT Sweet Springs, stops a
bronco from braying?
When Andy Shobe proposes taking
the road rs the Jolly and reliable drummer
of the Farmers Exchange?
When those two young ladies' residing
on East Fourth street will try and steal
! another ride ON the street cars?
III il is true that Frank Palmer's girl
At Parsons gets only twenty-five cents for
>crubbing down the hotel stairs?
When Jim Glass, jr., proposes pur-
chasing the cradle OF which certain
young lady was speaking Yesterday?
If Reinhardt, OF Haywood Il CO..
tobacco house, has yet found any cheap
tobacco for safe among his samples?
Why the young man paints SO slowly
on the fence directly opposite the home OF
the dark-eyed brunette on East Sixth
street?
III Conductor Harvey Fisher wasn't
indignant when they had him reported as
dead along the line If the road on FRIDAY
night?
/ What caused "Mac," the colored
sinner" at Weise's barber shop, la go To
sleep in the hallway Of Porter's building.
Yesterday
If the pretty dining room girl who is
constantly inquiring about Julie Mathews
is aware. that he is engaged, and will be
welded this fall?
III certain Young doctor residing in
East Sedalia won't ieel very lonesome
when two certain society bellies leave tor
Chicago, tomorrow?
Why certain clerk on Main street,
who gave lady (?) Il 500 bill. installing
ii for V, Friday night, does not call
around alter hi> change?
Why W. +. White always walks down
Kentucky street when coming from sup
per, and il he don't catch on pretty we'll at
playing Methodist billiards?
If "Dear Jesse" didn't come pretty
near getting a beating for his conduct
toward certain young ladies al the Chris
tian church on Thursday night?
If Simeron Fitch, of the Union Green
back, of Barry, Illinois, had not better go
and soak his head before he writes any
more ''twaddle" i'm defense of Geo. d. Ellis
If Judge Lacy holds it statutory Of
Tense, and therefore ground for the dis
solution of the matrimonial ties. when
hereditary barrenness stands out in bold
relief?
Which one of the young ladies living
on East Fifth street will come out victC-
riOus i'm winning the affections OF the
young man over whom there is now so
much hostility?
If il is true that the Judge of the pro-
bate court contends that hereditary barren
ness is sufficient grounds for divorce in the
states other than Observation-Disclosures To
the contrary, Notwithstanding