The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-11-09
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d. expedite Zoe vhislsy j. wealness, boz
&, % posefiul sirons
Late IN hic George Nsshiegion rode
In 81, own carriage, l,ui IN bic earlier yesfs
be loca bach ii hs cherr tree
WY DO dog. have nessY syouns
naturalist asts "a Dear boy. that's lasi
VIA, the dogs sre ssrious 70 know.
The lasssi svoe, thing 10 iid giSros u
rather startling The gloves extend up
the srtn. prer ,i,e sAoaiasH and bu'ton he
hind.
The EsflisbHan sbo saia sba, l'9n"r
hA bern ibe Losrid-gn Of al bis troubles
has been spirited away. as be richly de-
s.rge~ ia have lsetn.
The reAaou that aesthetics 40 admire
,bettafl il tia, he can stand COT hours On
Que lex aud look @ though be didnt know
aaything aud didnt want 10.
Astronomer continue 10 assert that
there is something the matter with the
comets bead Men who are up all night
a. the comet l.. aill know what Il means.
Sa,d miserable little Cinolunaii DO,
uha had iusi received scolding from ms
father. Ma, sish I'd never been born, =
'.Wby. Charley Well. l think Ia
leeu better boy.
The grass sitbereth, and the flowers
fade Away. II ia not 70 with Young man
rnler the ste ,jy gaze Of young lady IN
church bis couniensnee bloometh.
"a roputashun, says Josh Billings.
"oncc brolen may possibly be repaired,
bu, the world will alwus keep their eyes on
the spot where the krack was.
I.ev. Mr.. TalmAge felt somewhat Ill
while on, Of town recently, and he sought
the services Of strange physician. After
long examination the physician said he
ought TO exercise his lungs.
This is the season Of the year when
The agricultural pspcrs. are hard at work
advising farmers not to leave; their 1900
mowers aud $500 reapers ont in the snow
All Winter. No farmer could get along
without "a agricultural paper.
A chile alters deserves a whippin de
most when its father is outen hnmor.
Oars ole saying what says neber hit q
boy when yer are mad. Wouldn't give
cent ter Bit him any udder time, case, |
aint gsine ter fight nobody when Use in
good humor
A book agent had the misfortune TO
break his leg at a csmp.meeting IN Butler,
ia, the other day. and while sympathizers
were gathered around. as two surgeons set
the limb, he sold three copies OF his
book.
Lord Chelmsford was walking down
n, James street, when stranger accosted
him, saving, MIR. Birch, believer III
You believe that, You'll believe anything.
the ex chancellor replied, as he passed
ou.
The postofice department has ruled
that husband has no control over the
correspondence Of bis wife. But this won
proven, man from carrying his wife's let
ter in his inside coat pocket three weeks
before mailing IT.
AT the bank: Clerk What do you
wish. iry' Rn1ian why, I've Just
Dropped in to. tell yon that I'm the mar
that knocked down aud robbed your cash
irr.e Clerk well. sir, I'm very sorry
but YOU will have to identify yourself
sir
lit Is customary among the Pinte'
when chief dies to kill the medicine mar
who attended him. This seems to be I
simple aud expeditions way OF preventing
tue nslicine man from presenting thu
Piute Congnss with bill for $1,000.
Another 81. Louis man started into |
newspaper Office TO wallop the editor |
few day ago; bn, when he noticed that h
was being followed by six undertakes
i've sections and coroner, all anxious 10
Job, he thought better OF II and ven
home.
= Evangelist Barnes Is said to lie ions
OF epierams as we'll as startling assertions
lie says. Things are not what the.
seem. have seen fifteen owls all in
row al the ZOO, aud they looked rs wise q
fifteen judges on the supreme bench; bu
there wasn't an ounce OF brains in th
whole lot
Are you the Judge OF reprobatess
said Mr.. psriington, as she walked int
an Office ofa Judge of probate. 81 am
Judge OF probate, Was the reply. "Wel
that's A. | expect, quoih the old lad,
"Ycu see my father died detested and he
several li,tle iuhdcls, and want 10 I
ih.ii eiecutionor.
Il hog iell into pail o. milk 10
Connecticut town one night recently, an
IN the morning was found sitting upon
roll u fresh butter. A local paper "a,
that the eiplansiion Is that, in trying
en,tieau, himseli, be bad by dilieeni al
coutiun0as ,ifokes OF his long legs chur
ed the milk into butter
II would hie TO be excused, yo'
honor, said Chicago man Who had bss
drawn 90 the jury. What ior'' Il os
a ni.n 6se ielan and van. to Lunt hi