The Portland daily press., 1882-08-16
Wit and Wisdom.

Wit and Wisdom.
| The Cincinnati Commercial says: "China
is probably the only country in the world where
red hair is held in honor" Don't know about
that. A red-headed woman in this country is
generally treated mighty civilly.-Boston
Post.
Ask your physician and he will tell you that
for all the elements which give health, strength
and vigor TO the system, there il nothing bet
ter than pure malt. Only the purest malt is
used in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bit
| tiers.
The remark there is point where endul-
ance ceases to be q virtue was originally made
by one of the old masters-one of the old school
masters when he sat down upon simple lit.
tie continuance invented by the bad pupil
| Norristown Herald.
The success which has attended the use OF
Swedish Botanic Compound warrants US to
say that for purifying and enriching the blood
and creating an appetite, strengthening and
renovating the whole system, nothing surpass-
es that great remedy.
The other night an amateur prize fighter
was killed by mule in Fayetteville, Ark.
| Barnum wants the mule, but the people of th 9
town are unwilling to part with him.-Arkan-
| saw Traveller.
There were no doctors in the days when Cain
| killed Abel. This is lucky. If there had been
quarrel over that affair 5000 years long. Ye
| gods! what happy Washington
! Critic
Before dancing put your feet in good order
by using German Corn Remover Csc. Sold
| by druggists.
A Chicago girl at Newport writes home as
follows: "We're just as gay as a cockatoo's
top knot down here, and you can just bet I'm
| hummer with my buds. Them New Workers
| is awfully stuck up. making believe they hail
| from Philadelphia "a Wanderer
| Young, old and middle-aged, all experience
the wonderful beneficial effects of Ayers Sarsa-
parilla Young children suffering from sore
eyes, sore ears, scald-head, or with any scrofu-
lous or syphilitic faint, may be made healthy
and stron by its use.
| A much-sought summer retreat-the flight
| of Arabi.-Boston Courier
In nothing has science made UGH improve
ment as in medicines, now to this whole civil
| lied world is proclaimed the joyful news that
| Celery and Chamomie Pills, aoM cure sick and
| nervous headaches, neuralgia, nervousness,
dyspepsia, sleeplessness and paralysis.
A man should always endsavor to contain
himself 1t is better for the public that cannot
want to be stopped over on.-New Orleans Pic
ayune.
Why will you longer be filed with dread for
| the future and end your days with general
debility, when Wheat Bitters will make you
feel like new person? It's the only good
brain, blood and nerve food. Sold by all drug
| gists.
Investigating boiler after it has exploded is
| something. 1t shows laudable desire for in
| formation on the part of the inspector S.
| What isreally needed is an inspector who will
| point out the weak spot in boiler the day
| before it can explode.-New Orleans Picayune.
|
| Chills, fever ague and weakness are cured
by Coldens Liebigs Liquid Beef and Tonic
Invigorator. Ask for Cozden's, of druggists.
| A Cincinnati barber uses Arab Bey rum
| Cincinnati Saturday night.
Cultured Boston people freely endorse
Healy's Vegetine Tonic Pills and Cordial:
they know its value. See advt on this page
Cephaline prevents Insanity and cures Epi-
| LEIPZIG Fits.
| The votes overriding the Presidents veto of
the river and harbor bill were quite opposed to
the rules of poker as the "pairs'' beat the
straights Puck.
If you are subject to cold in the chest Hop
Plaster worn both front and back will prevent
any trouble and is superior to any chest pro-
| tector Doctors endorse it. &c at druggists.
"Roast Pigeons la Pocahontas" appears on
the bill of fare of Western hotel, but history
does not inform us that lady ever cut pigeon
wings.-New York Mail 81 Express.
Weak muscles and nerves, sluggishness of
thought and inactivity, cured by Browns Iron
Bitters.
This is the season when man who starts to
get into hammock may as we'll make up his
mind that when he RECEIVERS consciousness
there will be crowd around him asking if he
is hurt much.-Lowell Citizen.
*Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
cures all female complaints by removing the
cause.
A convict says he was sent to prison for be-
ing dishonest and yet he is compelled every
day to cut out pieces of pasteboard, which are
put between the soles of the cheap shoes made
there and palmed off on the Innocent public as
leather.-Philadelphi News.