The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-06
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A Paper Published for the Poo
pie Now on Earth.
Testimonials From Some of 'Em.

Testimonials From Some of 'Em.
The Sedalia BAzOO is the only paper OF,
earth which leads in fun and fact for the
millions. SIS Cox, NC.
The BAzoo is one of the few papers
which never tells lies.
GEO. A. PENDLEroN, Cincinnati, o.
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One half of the troubles Of this life can
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When was boy, nv favorite paper
was the SEDALIA BAzOO. l point with
pride to the fact that am a happy man,
and nv children look like their father.
JOHN CRUTCHFIELD,
Warrensburg, No.
The first thing do Sunday morning is
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Cincinnati
P.S. We have never paid the ten per
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where he can't read ii now. He is not on
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il and speak from experience.
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CHsrER ARTHUR.
Having returned to this earth from my
little excursion after the pole, hasten To
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have a warrant for your arrest on the
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paper. OFFICER HUNTLEf,
Barry Illinois.
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Jefferson City, Mo.
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SAM TILDEN.
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RUTH. HAYES.
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cone OF THE HEN CONVENTION"
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Enclosed find the subscription price for
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