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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 81, 1882.

Arabs cup is full. His house has
been looted.
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RersoHal.

TNHE party advertising for lost -
Il yesterdays issue can have ea- un6rsls
ing at this office and paying for adv 1s By al
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for GENT.

nor RENT, several connecting rooms. SIM
Z or en- suite, Furnished or unfurniSbS
with use of bath, from October list. Central
located, second coor to Bull street. Addfe7
X. Y, Morning News
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Keifer and Neal Dow are stumping in
Kansas. 1t would be unfortunate if
Neal should recall Refers royal drunk
in the capitol.
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nor RENT, house 112 Macon street. ami
Il on the premises. Possession On the K
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WANTED, a loan of 81. 200 on rssI-
w liberal margin allowed and % ao estats
est paid. Address o., this office sun llls
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EOR SALE. Two new frame houses, with
IL all modern improvements situated ca
Bolton street between Abercorn and Lincoln
fronting south; for sale On monthly install
ment plan. Apply to R. B. REPPARD, NON
Raw Sfraak
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WANTED TO RENT, in a desirabIo1-~
" a house of to rooms. Address G4tl
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Rauted.

WANTED.-A thorough book,oo--
w and correct in figures, desireap q, q1r,
ton; best Of references given. ADD CS stQ,,
Box 246. '-ureSs ]. 4
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WANTED, a competent bookkeen.r -
~ salary. Address K, MoraRinrs sSla
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for Sab.

- TEAM PRIN ting PRESS FOR sALE.-Fu
> sale, q Double Medium Adams Red and
Platen Power Press. In first-rate order, and
now running on book work Only reason fu
selling is to make room for a 1nachine moe
suitable for our work. Price very reasonable
Address j. Il. ESTILL, Savannah. Ga
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$tho0Is.
gntteEu.

THE Drawing of the LITTLE HABANA will
Il take place
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER %, f5S2.
Whole Tickets 50. Halves 81.
q, 900 tickets. 943 prizes.
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QUITS Ellis.
Chills and Fever.

Chd11s ax1d Fever.
g. RIVAL, a Planter at Bayou Sara, La, says:
Ny plantation is IN n malarial district. For
several years could not mako half a crop
account of bilious diseases and chills. was
nearly discouraged when I.began the use OF
TUFTS PILLS. The result was marvellous:
my laborers soon became hearty and robust,
and have had further trouble.
They relieve the engOrged Liver, cleanse
the Blood from poisonous hun1crs, and
cause the bowels 10 act naturally, with
OBG which no one can feel we'll.
Try this remedy fairly and yen viii gain
q healthy Digestion, Vigorous Body. Pure
Blood. Strong Nerves, and q Sound liver.
Price, 25 Cents. Office, 81 Murray St, n. Y.
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WANTED, a woman to cook wasL
" for small family. Apply a 6 a1a r,a
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ENOR RENT, those desirable rooms now ocg.
II pied by Madame Desbouillons. on as
floor of Lyons Block, from 1st October next
Apply to JOHN LYONS.
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MEGictual.

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and gemiea
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maiden
Respondent
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HONES'T STATEMENT.

A little boy wanted drum. His mother,
wishing to give him an Impressive lesson, sug.
gested that if he should pray for it he might
receive one. So at night when ready for bed,
he knelt down and prayed:
Now Law me down to sleep,
Il want drum)
pray the Lord my soul to keep,
q want drum)
II | should die before l wake,
q want a drum)
pray the Lord my soul to take
q want drum.)
His father, who had been let into the secret,
had meanwhile quietly placed drum on the
bed. As the youngster rose, and his eyes fell
on the drum, he exclaimed in an emphatic
manner, that banished all serious thoughts
from the minds OF his listeners: Where the
devil did that drum come FRONT" From Lud-
den 4 Bates Southern Music House" respond
ed the fond parent, and then went on to tell the
yout OF all tue Drums, BanjoS. Accordeons,
Tamborines, Riddles, Organizes, Comets. Har
monicas, Flies, Flutes, and thous znds of other
noise producers that grow in their orchard. He
might have told of the Pianos, Organs, Sheet
Music Music Books, that this big house sell,
but he did not, and so will not mention them.
The moral Of this tender little story is that
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nRIVEN WELLS put down and material
~ for same furnished. Points IA lls and
2 inch OF extra quality and make alwaFs Oh
hand. The Cucumber Pump, all other k'nis
and repairs for same to be had at A. KENTS
- West Broad street, Savannah, Ca. Horse
shooting, Carriage Painting and Repairing Is
tablishment.
OTIS, BUILDING LOTS.-A few choice
~ Building Lots for sale, south OF Andersen
street, three minutes walk from BarrAi
Street Railroad, by s. F. KLINE
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Thought.

Thought Is the motive power of PROF.
ress. Without it a man is q brute and
improvement impossible. In every age
the historian finds men whose thought
grasped with problems that were then
but prophesies of possible progress vet
unrealized. These were the visionaries,
the fanatics of their times. They
were few and poor and of small
reputation. They were the objects of
rldicule, contempt and persecution bv
the rich, the great, the respectable and
the ''unco good" Yet the glory of
their name. Illuminated by the realiza-
ton of their dreams, gilds the age in
which they lived with the golden glow
of distant sunset. The transcendental
thought of one age becomes the basis of
the practical work and faith of the age
succeeding. Thought is the prime fac
tor in Gods PLAN for redeeming humani-
ty from ignorance, vice. poverty, crime,
sickness and sorrow. Thought is born
OF suggestion, hence to listen to or read
the thoughts of others promotes thought
IN those who read or hear, but whether
ones thought is high, low, worthy or
unworthy. depends largely upon the
books and papers one reads and the So
ciety one keeps. Evil communications
corrupt both the thoughts and the man
nerS.
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Filial Love,

There is not on earth any more lovely
sight than the unwearied care and at
tention of children to their parents.
Where filial love is in the heart we will
answer for all the other virtues. No
young man or woman viii turn out
basely, we sincerely believe, who has
parents respected and beloved. A child,
atfectionate and dutiful, will never bring
the gray hairs of his parents to the
grave. The wretch who breaks forth
from wholesome restraint, and disre-
CARDS the laws of his country, must
have first disobeyed his parents. show
ing neither love nor respect for them. 1t
is seldom the case that a dutiful son is
found in the ranks of vice among the
wretched and degraded. Filial love will
keep men from sin and crime. There
never will come time while your par
ents live when You viii not be under
obligations to them. The older they
grow the more need will there be for
your assiduous care and attention to
their wants. The venerable brow and
the frosty hair speak loudly to the love
and compassion of the child. If sick
ness and infirmity make them at times
fretful, bear with them patiently, not
forgetting that time ere long may bring
you to need the same attention. Filial
love viii surely never go unrewarded.
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Economy in Art"

Some people are nothing if not criti-
cal. AS specimen of art-criticism
Mother Goose of Mrs. Darlington could
not beat this.
A member of the Legislature who
voted against the purshase of Huddle's
pictures of the ex-governors of Texas
by the State gave the following unique
reasons:
1.-TWO hundred and fifty dollars apiece
is too much for them oil-paintings. Oil
amt SO dear as all that, for L bought
some the other day at two bits a quart.
Besides, chromos are heap cheaper.
/ bought chrome of Wellington cross
ing the Alps, and there was boss in
the picture, and it only cost dollar
and a half. None of the pictures of
these governors of Texas has got boss
in it, TEXAS Sittinqs.
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Sneness h0nt Wask.p

s.What shall we do if we go Westa" Is
the question of hundreds of young men,
who stand hesitating as If upon the
brink of a plunge into deathly flood.
1t is q question difficult to answer, even
by those most conversant with the de-
mands and markets of that vast region,
and can indeed be answered only in
general terms.
The Western cities are now flooded
with men in search of work. Those are
surest of obtaining it who are skilled
handicraftsmen of any kind. Neither
lawyers, nor doctors, nor gentlemen OF
leisure, are in any demand.
The man who is most likely to sue
coed, who has no trade, is he who has q
keen eye to see q need, and ready wit to
supply it.
For example: a clergyman's son in
Pennsylvania studied law, and for three
years vainly tried to get into practice.
Becoming desperate, he closed his office,
paid his debts, and found himself with
seventy-five dollars in his pocket.
He bought a ticket to Cheyenne in
Colorado, and landed there with nine
dollars left of his seventy-fve. 1T was
no time for fretting about the color of
the horse l should ride" he said. II
took place as herder, saved my money
and kept my eyes open.
II saw that the great want in this
State was vegetables. So hired lit
tie place of ten acres, and fell to raising
peas and potatoes for the Denver mar
ket. After ten years, there is the re-
suit" pointing to stately house in the
midst of splendid farm.
Another case: Miss P, a teacher
in the public schools in New York, find
ing that her lungs were failing, went
with her aged mother to upper Mime
sofa. Many of her neighbors made use
of her familiarity with shops and trades
people in the metropolis, to help them
in making out their orders for goods.
From this she took hint-advertised
herself throughout two or three States
as purchasing agent, and took her
cousin in New York as partner. They
were skilful, honest, and had good judg-
ment and taste.
Western men and women like new
fashions and costly dresses quite as well
pay for them. The result is, Miss p
mas now comfortable HVennOOO, anu
has secured it with little. labor.
1t is a matter in which each advent
urer must judge for himself as to what
he can do successfully. But one gener-
al rule can be given. The drone in the
East will starve anywhere, and the
pushing, intelligent man or woman will
find twenty chances on the further bank
of the Mississippi, to one on this side
Youths Companion.
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----SF
N.=kaV Tricks,

AA.-- 3D IL Z
An old monkey sat cozily ss.,-.
snug corner, with friend nesting
against him and indulging likewise in a
comfortable snooze. Presently young
skylarker approached them somewhat
timidly, and, squatting beside the
friend, sat quiet for some seconds, then
suddenly, as if possessed by some mali
cious inspiration, he reached his arm
out cautiously behind the slumbering
friend and gave the elderly monkey a
whacking box on the ear. He, waking
in just wrath, and unsuspicious of the
truth-for the culprit was now sham
ming sleep and looked the picture of in
nocence-few upon his friend with an
Indictment for assault, and chivied him
with monstrous clamor round and round
the cage, while the culprit sat regarding
them and jabbering with Joy. Some
little time after the performance was re-
peated, the old monkey ald his friend
having settled in the corner, and the as
sault and wrongful punishment occur
ring rs before. Once again the trick
was tried, but the friend who had twice
suffered was shamming sleep this time.
and caught the culprit in the act, and
with the help of the old monkey gave
him a good drubbing, which, indeed,
he well deserved.-AH the Year Round.
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Mr.. story's Pet Corn
The Secret of the Late Earthquake in the Times
Office.

The Secret of the Late Earthquake in the Times
Office.
Mr.. w. F. Storey sat in his Green
Lake cottage with an expression of deep
disgust upon his usually placid and dig
| ni6ed face. He had been silently con-
trasting his present humble surround
ings with the prospective grandeur OF
his winter palace on the boulevard, and
had become disconnected. Finally, as
if seeking by change of position TO
turn his thoughts in another direction,
he impatiently threw one leg over the
other. As he did SO his most cherished
corn came in contact with chair. 1t
diverted his mind from the contempla-
ton of his furniture, but the effect was
not what he had anticipated, and he
lifted up his voice and gave utterance
to his sentiments.
'Ouchr'
His wife, who sat in an adjoining
room dallying with some needle-work,
fastened to his side.
what is the matter, my desr?" she
asked in sympathetic tones.
A rapidly uttered and somewhat dis
jointed sentence, made up principally
of blanks, explained the situation.
With wifely commiseration she soothed
his troubled spirit, and intimated that
she had seen in the Times an advertise
ment of sure cure for corns.
Bring me the Times.
She brought the paper at once, and
handed it to him. He sat for some min
utes contemplating with grave satisfac-
ton the legend at the head of the first
Of oAitAr,o1. ssTbo hty
w. F. Story" Then he began his
end of two hours he found it. 1t was
not an advertisement. 1t was merely a
local paragraph reciting somebody's ex-
perience with a refractory corn and adj
| vising everybody else to go and do like
| wise. The treatment was simple and
warranted to be effectual. The patient
| was directed to stick a needle into the
| coin until the point touched the quick;
| then apply lighted taper to the ether
end of the needle and hold it there until
| the point, buried in the corn. had be-
come red hot The result would be q
| blister, and with the blister the corn
would die and drop off, to return no
| more.
Mr.. Storey learned the directions by
heart and determined to try the expert
ment. He did try it, and for two long
days thereafter sat with his foot in a
sling suffering the most intense agony.
| Then he spoke.
Wife," said he, ''this is simply dam
nable."
Eyes, dear" she replied. II know
it is, but you should not use such an ex-
preston in the presence of lady"
''Humphl Get me a telegraph blank."
Like dutiful helpmate she obeyed,
| and he wrote as follows:
"Green Lake, Wis, July o. bennett, Times:
Who wrote that item about curing corns?
w. F. STOREY.
In due time there came the following
reply:
Chicago. July %. W. F. Storey, Green Lake,
| Wis:-Major Hinman wroteit. BENNETT"
Then Mr.. Storey sent this brief order:
| 'Green Lake. Wis, July %. bennett, Times
Chicago Fire Human Immediately.
| Nv. F. STOREY"
That was the secret of the latest ex-
plosion in the Times Office. Chicago
| Herald,
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Simnly a Common Liar,

"Old B." says that some years ago,
in Carolina town, a crazy man was
brought before the examining board to
settle the question as 20 whether or not
he should be sent to the asylum IN Col
umbia. After the doctor got throu .sh
with his examination, one OF the COM
mittee, an old farmer, said:
My friend did you ever borrow any
bags or jugs?"
'.Yes, lots of them"
Ibid you ever borrow your neighbor'
newspaper?n
Eyes, many q time"
"Well, now, what became OF the jugs,
bags and newspapers"
"Why, / carried them all back"
The old farmer gave blow almost
as loud as Nancy Harris whistle, and
said:
Gentlemen, he's no lunatic; just
s,.,nnly q common liar, and all the asy-
lums in the world won't cure man OF
lying"
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Not His Deal,

care you truly sure that we can al
ways be happy and contented to live to-
gether, darling? Do you really believe
that you can give up all the world and
its vanitt;;aas and settle right down like
model husband should, loveP You will
never wish to stay out all night with
the boys as they call it, You are quite
sure you will notP" and two blue eyes
gazed sweet interrogative into his
eyes.
"You can just put your whole stack
on that to win. SIS" he murmured.
.sYou will never, never sigh for some
other iairer one than p You will never
read me poetry that you sent TO your
first love and hint that man can only
love once in lifetime? You will never
call me by some other girls name in
your sleep. All, youwill never do that,
will yoH, darling?"
"Well, you just copper anyone to lose
that says I will,p he whispered, throw
ing his off arm about her more or less
supple form and giving her one on the
lips for luck.
You will always tell ne everything
that passes in your busy life, darling?
You viii have no secrets from your own
,.. -''fs9 Not single little tiny one,
little ~ ---s Tea viii let me
you are quite SUI .ii about
read your letters, and tell n,o
your business. We shall be truly ana
really one in everything, shall we not,
duckv?"
well, I'm just taking as they put up,
old gal, that we will he said, giving
another plump upon the lips, with a
good hug thrown in by way of interest
''Yo GU will never smoke in bed, or re-
fuse to make calls, or dislike nv mother,
or compel me to ask you for money, or
be cross because l have a headache in
the morning, Or
''See here, SIS" he Clipped in, as his
arm relaxed its hold about her form, II
should ike to ask you question before
we splice. just one, and then you may
fire 'em in on your side to the end of
the last quarter"
What is it, darling?n she chirped,
getting hold of his hand and putting the
arm about her once more.
you'll 60 your last chirp, You'll give
it to me straight" he whispered.
"Iou may trust me always, love-" she
lisped.
well. then, on the dead level, are
you q maid or widow"
Why you horrid thing. Of course 1
live never been married." she
sobbed. How could you ask me such
a question:
well. kinder thought dropped to
too much knowledge in your questions"
he replied; ''when did you catch onto
so much wisdom, little one?''
''Oh, mamma told me to ask YOU"
THAT whip-saws me-" he said, ..some-
body else can have my chair. There's
too much mother-in-law in this deal for
me to play it out" and he Skipped
Brooklyn Eagle.
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AN EXTRAORDINARY OFFER.

There are a number of persons out of
employment in every county,-yet ener-
getic men willing to work do not need
to be. Those willing to work can make
from 500 to $500 a month clear, work
ing for US in a pleasant and permanent
business. The amount our agents make
varies, some making as high as $500 a
month while others as low as 500, all
depending on the energy of the agent.
We have an article of great merit. 1t
should be sold to every HORSEPOWER and
pays over 100 per cent profit. Each
sale is from So. so to $1,000. One agent
in Pennsylvania sold 80 in two days, and
cleared SCI 90. An agent In New York
made $500 in one day. Any man
with energy enough to work full day,
and will do this during the year can
make from 1000 to $4,000 year. We
ouly want one man in each county, and
to him will give the exclusive sale as
long as he continues to work faithfully
for us. There is 10 competition, and
nothing like our invention made. Par
ties having from 500 to 81 900 to invest,
can obtain General Agency for ten
counties or state. Any one can make
an investment of from $50 to 81 900 with
out the least risk of loss, as our Circulars
will show that those investing S25 can
after a 80 days trial return the goods
unsold to us and get their money back,
if they do not clear at least 500. They
show that General Agent who will take
ten counties and invest $4,000 can after
trial of 80 days return all goods unsold
to US, and have money returned to them
if they fail to clear at least $3.50 in that
time. There are many persons having
money to invest who could not give the
business personal attention-such can
employ sub agents without leaving home
making large amount yearly out of a
very small investment. We are not pay
ing salaries, but want men willing to
work and obtain as their pay the profits
of their energy. Men not willing towork
on our terms will not work on any.
Those meaning business will receive
our large descriptive circular, and ex
traordinary offer by enclosing a three
cent stamp, with their address. The
first to comply with our terms will secure
the county or counties they may wish
to work Address.
RENNER MANUFACTURING 20.
lis Smithfield st, Pittsburgh, Pa.
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How BE Got Left.

A shower came up. or rather it came
down. shower never comes up-so
unexpectedly that nearly erybody was
taken by surprise, and Jefferson street
was in a panic. Young Washer, who
never goes without his umbrella, saw
his opportunity, and, sailing up to the
prettiest girl with the prettiest hat in
all Burlington, made bow that is war
ranted to kill across the street, and said:
MAY offer you my umbrella?"
"Oh, thousand thanks" she said:
papa viii bring it down to his Office in
the morning." and she sailed away dry
shod, leaving him desolate and soaking
in his loneliness, like pelican in the
wilderness, and as weathervane upon
the house-top.
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ChamDion No. 10.

THE following testimonials are from
live farmers and who have given the
Champion practical test and know what
they are talking about:
MAy1Towoc, WIS, Dec. ID, 1881.
Mes8rs. lSalaLtey Manufacturing Co.
GEkTs:-I have to say about the
Champion No. 10 Plow I bought of you
that | have run pillow nearly twenty
years and have never handled one that
was equal to the Champion. l consider
it the best plow for either sod or stubble
that there is out, and / could not ask for
lighter draft on team or more easy to
handle for the man. Yours truly,
LOUIS HASTEN.
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MoTHERsl MOTHERS!

Are you disturbed at night and broken OF your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with
the excruciating pain Of cutting teethY If so,
go at once and get bottle of MRS. WINS
LOWS SOOTHING SYRUP. 1t viii relieve the
poor little sufferer immediately-depend upon
1t; there is no mistake about it. There is not a
mother on earth who has ever used it, who will
not tell you at once that it will regulate the
bowels, and give rest to the mother, and relief
and health to the child, operating like magic.
1t is perfectly safe to use all eases, and pleas
ant to the taste, and is the prescription of one
of the oldest and best female physicians aud
nurses in the United States. Sold everywhere.
"a cents a bottle dec-I6-S2
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During the year 1881, ACCORDING to
the Registrar Generals report, l39 per-
sons for every loo, 900 of the population
OF Scotland died of old age, and only
III for every 1000 of the population
of England.
Mr. Goblet is, most properly, the
french minister of the interior.
Buffalo are searcer than ever on tho
plains this year.
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WORTHY OF PRAIsE.-As rule we do
rot recommend Patent Medicines, but
when we know of one that really is pub
lie benefactor, and does positively cure,
then we consider it our duty to inpart
that information to all. Electric Bitters
are truly most valuable medicine, and
will surely cure biliousness, fever and
ague, stomach, liver and kidney com
plants, even where all other remedies
fail. We know whereof we speak, and
can freely recommend them to all.-Er.
Sold at fifty cents a bottle by Robinson
4 Hinrichs. 6