Daily Republican., 1882-09-11
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sun soU ole.
sun4s.akso.

SunElsos $50. sun sets ole.
Grab salad at Fullmef,s.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs ut Fullmer's.
loo cold oysters ct Fullmer's.
A good boy wanted, SOL Market st.
Dr. DarmOns office, 1874 Oamac St., Phlla
Got your con"a roasted ct 400 King street;
G.S. Humphrey Bro., one.price matters
What goes and stands without legsH A
clo,k.
What trade Is minister at wedding ? A
joinef.
what keeps Lent the longest and best
MoDey.
Parker, CuPpIng ana lseching, No. lOS East
second street.
What class Of people may be said to lie the
mot? SlugRards.
What is the longest and shortest thing In
| the world Time.
Why are lawyers all women? Because
they are fee-males.
When do dogs resemble cards 2 Whom
they belong to pack.
Why is rheumatism like gluttonH Be-
cause 1t attacks the Joints.
Why is ooquette like Cupid Because she
Keeps her beau In culver.
Fine IS Il. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. +
Hanrs, IL East Fourth street.
Why Is life resembled to . bridget Be-
cause Its length is only span.
Pure cider vinegar q. the old grocery store
Of W. H. Lloyd, 7th and King.
What kind Of goose Ia that which Kisses
and has no feather? A tailor's goose.
When does an umbrella become converted
into iatH When it's dripping wet.
What colors are the winds and the storms
The winds (blue), and the storms rose.
What letters of the alphabet are most IKE
q Roman Emperor. The US are.
Why is compositOr like cripple 7 Be-
cause he can't get on without stick.
Why is a negress like prophet Because
she has little on her IN her own country.
Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Why Is the letter L like giving away q
sweetheart? Bt cause 1t makes over q lover.
Why is a donkey like an unfortunate cred
itor7 Because he gets nothing in the pound.
What nation In Africa is like the youngest
class In sChoolf AbysSinians "a, b, C-niSnsl.
Why has clock bashful appearance
because it always keeps its hands before itS
face.
What should q sailor do when be finds that
his shoes leak7 Why, take to his pumps, OF
course.
Never take nap in railroad carriage.
Why? Because the train always runs over
sleepers.
On which day OF the week should you be-
gin too cook the alphabet3 On Friday,
(F'ried Al
Why is the fair ssx in:Canada suspected Of
q tendency to hOmielde3 Becausei 1t is fond
Of sleighing.
When may lawyers clerk be said to have
seen much Of the world? When be has wit
messed many deeds.
Why is @ mad ball an animal Of a Hon-
nivial disposition? Because he Otfsrsa q horn
to every one he meets.
What is the difference between goose and
defeated adversaryP one gives down and
the other gives up.
Why is whimsical patient like the capt
tai OF Turkey? Because he is constant to
NO pill (COnstantlnopleJ.
tine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Which iJ the most destructive letter in the
english alphsbet2 M, because 1t turns
''creatiCn" Into cremation"
Everybody KnOuO that Holland makes the
best tin.types 10 the city. No. East Third
street, between Market and KlAK.
why Is the American eagle gazing In the
setting sun like an heir entering on his pos
sessions? Because he has goS his beakWost.
Geo. L. Baugh does the finest wood carv-
ing for buildings and cars. also the finest
m0uldings of all kinds for Photographs and
all sorts OF pictures. Call and see. No. 6o7
Shipley st.
A couple Of men were in the hold of ship,
and one asked the other: "Why are those
goods which have Just been let down here
ike chickens2" II don't know" was the
reply. "Well," said the cOnundrum maker.
'it is because they came by the hatchWay.'