The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-10-24
ODDITIES OFOsCULATION,

1HH MEN ARE TO BLAME FOR IT.
The Providence Transcript alleges
chat no man has kissed Susan B
Anthony for thirty years" Much
blame attaches to the men.-Boston
Pest.
KISS THAT COUNTED.
An Italian image peddler has been
sent - prison for kissing . Cleveland
woman. Wender how she found out
sitter the kissing that he wasn't a
count f-Philsdelphis News.
Al OLD CONNECTICUT STATE LAW.
me one shall kiss his or her chill
aren on the Sabbath or fasting days"
vas IN old Connecticut blue law.
Herein We zee the origin of going
Sunday night to kiss the grown up
children of other people.-Boston
GLOBE.
THE PRICE OF A SPRING BONNET.
Young man, don't pay the minister
ever $40 You will need all your
currency the FIRST time Helena puts
her dimpled arms around your neck
and tries to trade of two kisses for q
Spring bonnet.-New Orleans Plea
yune.
THE RED EAR AT A HUsKING BEE.
The Atlanta Constitution has never
yet found farmer wise enough to ex-
plain how red ears of corn can come
from white kernels What's the odds,
90 long az finding red ear at busk-
ing bee entities you to kiss the best
looking girl in the crowd.-Detroit
Free Press.
ON OUTSIDE OSCILLATION.
Talk about your outside kisses.
Give me the kiss of the good house
wife, which is always preceded by a
wipe Of her mouth by the nice and
virtuous kitchen apron. cor Course
by this we de not mean the kiss of any
other fellows housewife. )-Kentucky
State Journal.
a H
The young lady, to whom her lover
sang Darling. Kiss my Tears Away"
was just leaning out into the moon
light for that purpose. when a No. IL
bull dog happened around the corner
Talk about your "unkissed Kisses"
there was backyard full of them
while the town clock was striking one.
Rochester Post Express.
HE SCRATCHED sADIE's NOSE.
Sadie West, an Iowa girl, sold a
kiss upon her sweet lips. presumably
sweet, to a Hawkeye man for ten cents.
In taking possession of his property.
the Hawkeye man scratched SaGie's
noee-presumably pretty. Then Sa-
die had him arrested and he was fined
$3.50 This illultration of the uncer-
tainty Of investments at chu' ch fairs
10 not unusual. 1t often costs a man
much more than he expects it will
when he lie inveigled into attendance
upon such institutions. But tits is
the first instance on record, We believe
where 1t le scratch upon a nose wa
valued at $50. The unfortunate
victim in this case might have bought
a whole nose under ordinary circum-
stances for half that sum.-Peoria
Transcript.
OSCILLATION AS A MARKETABLE STA
PIE.
Though many nations have made
kissing a conventional custom, none
have ever attempted to make it
marketable staple. The kiss is not,
for obvious reasons, an article that
should be made merchandise. 1t is
true III It the kiss has been ma lie a eta
pie Of mercenary gain in worldly ba-
zaars and church fairs. but these limo
vations are not looked upon with com
pleceucy by the parental part OF the
world. Indeed. the world looks upon
this vulgar use of that pleasing Incl.
dent in the development of tender
sentiment much as Luther looked up
on the Papal sale of indulyences.
Now, there are three Ohio women
who do not share these chivalric no
tions on the sanctitv Of the kiss.
Nothing is surprising in the |evelop-
ment of the OHIO species, and it would
perhaps, be extraordinary if the Ohio
women did not seek to turn an honest
penny by means so peculiar. So far
as can be CLEANED from the items in
the bills sent in by three Ohio women,
in which divers and sundry kisses are
Jumped, or brought forward" $500
is the price Of casuHl ministerial en-
brace. Philadelphia Press.
What Trains are Worth.
From the Indianapolis Journal.
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