Daily Republican., 1882-03-20
BREVITIEs.


ALL STOVES SOLD BY H. +. PIoKELs Al
WARRANTED.
March, thus far, has been quite an amiab
Well-behaved month,
The Independent voter hiss scratched, an
now tho hen is doing likewise.
Smoke the Bat; smoke the Bat, buy 1t q
mullins, t26 West Front street.
Fine Is X. Plain Gold Rings, at T..
Hanf s,l6 East Fourth street.
Gardner, corner Seventh and Shlpley sts
sells the best rs cent oysters In the city
Get your Photographs at Hollands galler
No Third stras' 'wo doors East Of Market
fine card photographs for 81, athollsnd'
gallery, No. Third street, between M Marks
and King.
| The wisest man In March NAV possitl
discover that he is fool about the first da
OF April.
| Why should the whale be called the lepis
lator Of the ocean? Because ue fre1ueutl,
rises 10 spout.
In school room are twelve benches an,
| nine boys on bench. Find who stole tn
teachers CAD.
| "A solution Of common salt gwen lmme
0lately Is said to TO II successful anttdote [,
poisoning by s.rychnia.
Hyeu want a first class parlor suit mad,
70 order for low price, 70 to W. W. Wood
wards Sixth and Tstnail streets.
A pupil told her musical Instructor that he
gave her 50 many scalely lessons that she
should haveto give him up.
"lf that wOOdchuck had been three inche,
l0nger, we should have had him. said the
sportsman to his dog.
Six kinds of wine at White House dinner
make tie happy variety. The number OF
bottles to plate is not given.
NEW LIGHT HOUSE Cook, FARMER 4IRL
harmony Stoves, with or without reservoir at
h. +. Pickels, and East Fourth street.
For bargains In furniture sud bedding, 20
70 l.. +. Adair's 2O7 Market street and soe
MIS- goods and learn bis prices.
The late NJ. Theirs once said: "When |
was young was so little that needed pole
W KNOCK down the Strawberries"
OLD STOVES BOUGHT OR TAKEN IN Ex
CHANGE AT II. +. Pickles, and ' Il. Fourth
street.
"Ud you give that poor beggar any thing"
sAid the mis- ress to Bridget. ~ did in
dade mum-l gave him q irleDdly smile.n
A laundress takes in twelve shirts and has
four stolen from the line. How many are left
and what are the losers going to DO about It,
In China they punish those who adulterate
food with death. lie the Chluaman 20. We
don't want him over here to tell US about
their barDarous laws.
BEFORE BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK OF
Stoves Heaters and ranges Of II. +. plckels
and East Fourth street. LARGEST assort.
ment In the city.
Il have no intention Of fiattering you. my
dear, put why are you like the Merrinac
opoh'
What velocity must locomotive have to
pich w ueal man walking on the track and
ulhe nun 30 nlsh that SIX cars pass before he
comes down
A boy earned twenty cents per day for
elght days and bought his mother musk
leit " 20 10 the circus with.
Treason does never PROSPER, what's the reason
Why. when II nrosners hone Lara caiI !, tran
son
nraV auu t,p p''n' p'''a'i' riec'f'c VII
Rsrowned irnrnu', S1o,,, tho S,,,. ,
,,i W. aii ~. .,'n vnn ''a'oo' aiu Dfug-
nNpp'''
Othello, new MayhoWer, New Record New
stuart, hu6y, Reliance and New Sunshine
anges, at ID. Z. Pickles, and East Fourth
street.
1t was q popular lecturer who said to his
audience srhe roads up these mountnins
are TOO steep and rocky for even a donkey -
cilmb, therefore | did not ATTEMPT the AS
cent"
4, one VI hoston De orchestral leaders has
Pooieu IN WIN broker to get corner
On our resiIeht musicians consequently
:, Ihe state vi the musical market promises To
u nat ana inharmon'ous
A far,,.r s,,,, .,ovo, h,sh.,, -, ,o,o.
and tha nrodmc, 'r,ha,.5 ,. ", ,apIio pToa.ooe
whiskey a. nIns,y non's Mar '"o ,,a,i"n S%''i'
much Der bushcl did he g.t f7r his tubers,
and where did he keep the Jug?
A mother standing at tSa cato c,,,, bsr