The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-09-14
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81 Haint Gwfne Ter DO Hit.n

iatap-pOSG, ana standing ON the side
walk in front Of Nose Schaumburg' en-
porium, on Austin Aventie.. The eolered
porter came iout, and seeing the pony
tied to the lamp post, and old Uncle Nose
leaning against 1t, said banteringly ~
H.'Look heah, ole man., Jess you,onhitch
dat ar crowbait from often dat ar lamn
pos. III i9H9s! tu h9IttaifFf ,llifft
II amt gwine ter do hit, ,, said Uncle
Nose, sullenly.
t.sWhy don't yer hire cart, )" continued
the .celored porter. and hab him moved
out inter de. mesquite bushes whar de
buzzards kin hold convention on de
ole bag OBJ bones? Ontie your hoss, ole
man, hit am agin de law ter tie hosses
ter lamp POSSESSES. ''e '1ttss itiA stt e
II haint gwine ter do hit.''' replied old
Nose.
as'Pll see about dat sr," responded the
colored porter, SO he, went in and told the
clerk, who came out, and said:
jstLook here, uncle, you will have ID
move that horse. He draws flies, and
besides, he may fall down ON somebody
and break some customer in two You
will be fined if you tie your horse. to
lamp post. Unhitch him right off, ~ "
Eel haint gwine teridol hit.'9l u, 91om
,"You ain t?'--well. I'll show YOU 2, so
the clerk went in and told Nose Schaum-
burg himself, that a sassy s,nigger had
tied his horse to the lamp post, and cash
customers were afraid Of being Kicked.
and were doing their trading at other
stores. u. -
Schaumburg came dls'aa out I'll III III his p shirt
sleeves, withs a yartl-stickI in his hand.
and said coaxingly to- old Nose, with
genial smile: - ....s,....II ,,osf-Tt
Mine fren, we're you gets dot fine
plooded animal? wish YOU would do me-
the he favor to move him away, mine door,
pefore.n
III haint gwine ter do hit.'sW l9iaEti|
~ deHs yop; Yat,n urged ,Scbaumburg,
''ven you dakes dot horse away RIGHT iii cfff
some of'dese fine days donstl Sou forget
it, 4 makes you a splendid i Christmas
present OF bair OF nish new shuspend-
ers; by schimhins grashlls 'ssapslg saRI
81 III done ne tole yer, haint gwine ter do,
a,Thenssehaumburg lost eontiolof him.,
SELF Before anybody could preyent
him, he ran his hand into his hip pocket.
cid Uncle Noses eyes began Ito xahkaI
out, and, his legs to Wabble; about. when.
Schauhbufg drew forth, not p5fstol. bbit Bit
aipolice WHISTLE. upon which lheibeganto,
lm1proyise lively tune. h.a az ,s.sE
About forty men, supposing a fight |
was going on, poured oue OF 81 nefefb bofl |
ing saloon, like bees out af, "a, hive. !, Tho,
gentlemen who Sit in front of the Bruuun1s-
wick hotel, and squirt tobacco sjuiee soft
the sidewalk, went on the doublequiek,
to where Schaumburg was still engaged
on his solo. There were men in sthef
crowd with towels, about, their, necks,
and lather. on one side. OF their faces.
Upwards of two hundred excited inehi
were gathered around, Schauuburg and,
Uncle Nose, the former still playing on
his wind Instrument, while the sit0oadil
nigger was, holding his hand toghis ear,
and his head on one side, as if Schaum-
burg intended, the musical pefforf6aHee
for the special amusement, of Sthe- aged
African. Everybody IN town, except
The police, ,iseemed tolbethetej and every-a
rible crime.
Finally two spolieeinen in unifornd
pushed their way through, the, croWd.sl
and with drawn revolvers wanted to
know what was the cause OF Abe riot 4
brought~his concert to
close, and pointing to Uncle Mose, fsaifi:
Hs y0nt tssf.9 daks biz CID dse, horse from S dot
sdthaintgwine ter do. hit,s said Uncle
Nose, solemnly.
aUncle Nose, why don't YOU unite
hat horse and lead him off9l h askpala
friendly voice in the crowd.
Because dat ar hoss don't belong ter
ne.3 II hain't .gwine tertontie, and lesuid
,H hoss | nebberr seed before, pseI
eed too many men in Texas tied III, 81
lar feet didn't reach the ground for
colin wild horses what didn't belong 1,
EN-, :, -. o-ry 2 s.....sY IL
There was roar from The. crowd. On
9ssW by didn't you satzbeforeJitliau It1
vasn't-your horseP' asked the indignant
policeman. @'''a -'te'''@S =
'Bekase nobody asked me-
The crowd began to disperse' good
lumoredly notwithstanding the voice, of /
could, be. heard several |
locks of, like Che voice OF one crying in'f
he wilderness: 'Schentlemens, DON'T
ear yourselves away. Choost walk right
n and inspect my newstmk of.schentle-
manly underwear, shoes, boots, hats,
Vhich vas being giveh away to make 4
DOM for new goots. '-4eras .siflirgs-Isil
"A party of ladies and gentlemen
Tho were recreating in the woods at
AXE George recently sat'iownlilnder a.
uge ledge of rocks for rest. Present.
Y they heard rustling among the !
caves and bushes over Their heads, and
boxing up saw 4 huge black bear y Old
ruin evidently did mot know of their,
for he rolled down the .declev- !
y into their midst. Upon learning ttliatd
Q had intruded,~ the nbear suddenly
licked himself up and ran off at rapid :
peed. In the meantime the ladies had I
sken fight. and on taking an inventory \
was found that Miss Payne, .ofiBrook-)l ,
IN, had lost diamond earring; Miss Fl
farden,. Of Boston, her hat feather, and !
iiss Matthias, Of New York, her slipper.
IL bruin lost was his presence of mind.
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