The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-08-10
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turs fecan,ly virAfi 40 eniob'l-sl instead
II . ,,alstp. psi0h. sud ~er compelled 10 |
ieafa snar.efos al 10 pieces and nse lam |
b., habdisrshisi',
Yen o. sa deal death bios 10 The
Dsr-ls Theory b. saying Man descend !
Ell lrosa shs moukeg. bot What did she
monts, dasoebd front TIE monkey do !
sccs.lei ifAls The ircr
PAns Ap,rmBsE.ENr. "for sale,
nnntey. nai. to parrots and a snsll
dog Address Nine e. Rue. A'ihe
lady Is al.oni 10 &c, married, she has 30
farther use for these snilnAl',
friend meeting Ia, one day, said
s,psddy, aid You ever sec the qaeenf
.ss.e the queen Is il said Pat "No' but
haA ~ unclo that oasi very nearly saw
tie juke Of iork
aooo j. II half price. said the sign.
"ios lauch Is thai teaPotf asked al old
lsif. Putty ceuis, mum, Vas the re-
.eosss Cues IN take II. /" she said,
thtowlng down quarter, The sign was
taken 10.
Presently, romarks The Syracuse
IesE .'soae eaierprising church. a~ak'
lng 10 the tact that u Is behind the age.
whl discara it, bell add put 10 steam
whistle
One snd Of tho Brooklyn bridge is
falling down with old age. but they hope
10 have the other end completed in time to
make some repairs on the first end before
The other end falls down also.
PA. are We going TO have any grlyan.
ilai iron 10 our new houseg ANY
~.h.a.ty" "Any Girlvanized ironf' Gal.
yanikel YOU mean, don't youf' 'fes, pa;
but teacher says We mustn't say gal, it's
girl
A news item ssys; Some boys,
while hunting ia the woods on Friday,
found human skeleton. supposed 10 be
that Of journalist What led to such a
superstition is impossible to say unless
in the shreds Of pockets was found a
few thousand dollars and Bible.
A gentleman, recently, about to pay
his doctors bill. said "Well, doctor, as
my little boy gave the measles to all my
neighbours children, and as they were at.
tened lay you, think you can afford, at
the very least, to deduct ten per cent
Translated from the OmiaiJs for the
Louisville C0wier-JoHrad; A servant be.
stroked himself his bresdeut npon both
sides with butter. Thereoyer 10 the talk
brought, said he: ayes, know il, my un.
dermouth is to be just so dear MS my over.
mouth,
7smn S,diegs relates that an Austin
school.tcacher asked boy when i was
that Washington died is he dead?'
was the boys astonlshed reply. why, ii
is not more than siI months ago that they
we're celebrating his birthday, and now he
is dead. It's a bad year on children.
--"Somebody has left on our desk a
poem addressed TO Lillian We shall not
publish it. Not that il isn't pretty good
poety. But We don't know Lillian. This
poet makes her ont as delicious. II she
isn't, we don't want to spread broadcas, a
wrong impression Of her; and If she is.
well do the poetry writing about her our
self
The following conversation was over
heard by lady on one OF the streets oil
Lowell a few evenings since. A colored
man met an Irish man with three children.
"Am those your generationg asked the
ambilious.to. use big.words colorcd man
yes responded Pat, ''thim's my ances
tors.
A preacher al Sunday school excur
sion described heaven as an eternity o.
pienics--and several young men member
Of his congregation, who lugged baskets
weighing nearly a ton each. aud climbed
high trees TO put up swings, have Iei
church.
Unless We have good drenching rain
the crops will be ruined, wrote the agfi
cultural editor Just before the papei
went To press a rain came and the para
graph was immediately changed to The
crops are rotting for want Of sunshine.
II takes brains to ruu an agricultural de
partment 10 please the farmers.
"A iewcler has ioug dunned lady o
fashion for the amount OF his bill, but q
vain. When hs nngs the bell the footmai
says politely bat firmly, Sir, the count
css only receives on Tuesdays Il don
care when she receives, thundsis the irat'
and long suffering creditor: what wan
10 know is what day she pays on''
- sAted one balmy afternoon on Tia
yefaadah Of Mrs. Hoves residence, II
Newport, Oscar Wilde was heard to re
mark 10 lady who Was present ''StraDg'
that pair % silk stockings should so up
sci a uaiion, sh.reupon q well know
gentleman sitting a little remote from tn
poet, iaterposed, ats the calf that's il
the stockings
A member OF the Maine legislature ha,
been counting 40 Augusta girl all winter
and had taken her 10 attend the sessions
nntil she VAS ~s,l posted in the rules. "a
the last day Of the sesaon,m they csn''
pear the peanut stand BY the door, he SAT,
10 her: May ! offer You my handful o
peanutsf7 She responded promptly, :.
move 10 amend by emitting all after ID,
word hand lie blushingly aecepte.
tAe amendment, and they adopted !, un
animonsly.