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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08
College PatrOnNmics.

A few years ago one of the students
at Bowdoin College bore theeuphonious
title of "Spud." He was fine scholar
and after graduation was chosen an in
structOr in the college. OF
course his student name still
clings to him. He knew g. it,
and didn't like it. He was very digni-
diminish thS tie Gravity Gravity Of his demeanor
One day some boys playing ball near
the door of recitation room in which
"Spud" was conducting Latin eXer-
else, annoyed this eXpOunder of sub
iectives and the intricacies of indirect
discourse, and calling sophomore to
him, he said: "Please go the door,
Mr.. A., and say to those players that |
desire them to cease their play or make
less noise" a. went to the door,
stuck his head out, and shouted i'll
stentorian tones: "Here you fellows!
Spud says dry upw Another Professor
at the same college bore the nickname
"Kaigar,n from two common Greek
words. In fact very few professors i'll
any American college escape familiar
or Opprobrious nicknames at the hands
of the students. One of the happiest
hits of this sort was at the expense of a
certain Yale professor who was called
"Old SpOndee"-a spOndee, in metrica
versification, consisting of two long
feet.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08
ARRIVAL on rRAISs-wHEELTNG TIME.
MOY NEIL.

-, sweet, shy Moy Neil! with your quick
dainty tripping.
That scarce turns the wet grass beneath
your light tread:
As Ger the damp turf every morning you're a
skipping.
To meetth the bright sun ere he's up from his
bed.
10 You know there's one watching YOU
charming Young rover,
Who mOuTnS he's IA man with a heart that
can feel:
For II nature had made him a patch OF bright
clover,
lie might know the sweet Joy 10 be trod by
your heel.
q, Soft-eyed Moy Neil! tbs the pure azure
That Sro6bcd from the loyeliest tint of the
sky.
by some wandering cherub who loaned you
his plumber,
That forms the deep blue Of your swift
killing eye.
10 you know there il one you wounded past
healing,
Who longs 10 be turned to a drop ot the sea !;
That down your fair cheek he might some
times be stealing
But ityou mere wept, oh, what u>e would
he be-
Nh. cruel Moy Neil! il you Ger look about
you,
To see an the ruin your beauty has made,
You will find there is one who can't live with-
out YOU,
Whose warIu loving heart at your feet has
been laid.
II has laid there 10 long in its humble deyo-
ton,
oh, lift it, and learn what wanted to tell;
Just make an exchange, for the fun Of the no.
ton,
And yours, am sure, will do me very well.
j. h. Dggy.
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PEEvNA will tone your whole system.
Baltimore Tobacco Market.
To he Editor of he Register.

BALTIMORE, April 5.-During the past
month our market Tor Ohio tobacco has
ruled very inactive, and the total transac-
tons amount only to about 100 hhds.,
which were bought principally by home
manufacturers.
In New York the market for Kentucky
tobacco has been quite animated, aud the
sales effected during the past month
amount to over 9,OOO hhds. for which full
prices have been obtained. Common Ken
lucky Tugs are quoted now as high as 81
cents.
We just learn that the French Govern
ment invites proposals for $500 hhds. OF
Ohio and $3.50 hhdS. OF Maryland tobacco;
these contracts to be adjudicated on the lst
Of June.
Last year the French Government took
double the amount of Ohio tobacco, but be-
ing aware of the short crop raised last year
no doubt they deemed it expedient to re-
duce the amount. We think that with due
efforts on the part of agents here full prices
can be realized, and We look upon the
prospects for the sale of the new crop as
encouraging. Yours truly,
WILKENS & BEALL.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08
A Novel Disguise.
IL. an. NT,,., Nj. G,vf,


Jecob Beble was murdered in Wis
Consin forest last January. He was a
lumberman and worked with single
companion. This person disappeared
immediately after the deed, and was
regarded as guilty of it, but could no.
where be found. Not even trace of
the fugitive was discovered, and the
search was at length given up. \ few
days ago the widow of Bcble fell danger
ously i'll at Nashville, the nearest VIII
lage to the place where he had been
shot, and, in expectation of death she
confessed that she was the slayer. He
had compelled her to dress as man
and work with him in the woods.
Worn out by the heavy labor, and
driven desperate by his cruelty, she
murdered him. Then she hurried
home, put on her own clothing, and
nobody identified her as the fellow
who had been her husbands assistant.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08

No healthtul sleep comes except that
which follows voluntary or involuntary
action of the muscles of the body.
Pedestrians fall into sound, deep sleep
as soon as put to bed, at the appointed
time for rest. This is the sleep from
voluntary muscular exercise. A person
in good health sits around the house al
day; al invalid may all day sit and
lounge and lie down from morning
until night without sleeping; and both
the healthy man and theinyalid, in the
course of the evening, will become
sleepy, and fall into sound repose, the
result of the WEAKNESS which involun-
tary motion brings about; for the
various organs of the body, the heart,
the liver, the stomach, the eyeiids,
work steadily every day. The intestines
are as careless in their motion as the
waves of the ocean; as these latter are
always dashing towards the shore, so IS
the great visceral machinery working.
working, working, pushing the wastes OF
the body downward and outward from
the first breath of existence to the last
grasp of life. There is not amovement OF
the system, voluntary or involuntary,
external or internal, which does not
require power to cause it. When that
power is to q certain extent exhausted,
instinct brings on the sensationof sleepi-
ness, which is the result of exhausted
power, intended by nature to secure
that cessation from activity which gives
time for recuperation, very much as
man who runs for while stops and
rests, so as to get stronger to run again.
We get up in the morning with GER
tain amount of reserved or accumulated
strength; in the course of the day that
strength becomes expended to the point
necessary for the commencement of
new supply, which comes from rest, the
rest from sleep. Opium narcotics, all
forms of anodynes, cause sleep artifi-
cially by compelling rest. A horse
may be tied so that he cannot move;
he is compelled to be at rest; it is not
the restoftiredness, hence it is unnatural.
Anodynes, in sense, tie man down;
they take away his power of motion,
they compel a rest, but it is not the rest
which is the result of used-up strength,
hence it is an artificial rest causing an
artificial sleep, not natural; and sleep
which is not natural cannot be
healthful; hence the truth of the first
utterances of this chapter-healthful
sleep comes from the expenditure of the
strength of the body in various forms of
exercise, II Hairs Journal Of Health.
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I OIIISIANA STATE LOTTERY CO,

1851 prizes amounting to.................sll0,tU
Responsible corresponding agents wanted ~
all points, TO whom liberal compensation VIII
be paid.
ing full address. Send orders by express, or
Registered Letter. or Money Order By mall,
NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La
or MA. Dauphin, III La Sale 81, Chicago
Ills. - ,,,
or NJ. A. Dauphin, 81 Seventh street, WASH
ingtOp, ID. 4. ,,,
The New York Office is removed 10 Chicago:
n B-Orders addressed 10 New Orleans VIII
receive prompt attention.
The Particular attention Of the Public q CALI
ed 10 the fact that The entire nurnbeT q me
Tickets for each Monthly Dra~ing q foh, and
consequently all The prizes ~ each dra'otn9 are
soh and drarn and paid
tmarlhWSf
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Robins.

1.-THE robin has read breast. They
have plaintiff song, and sing as though
they were sorry for something. They
their ability for robin a
cherry tree. They kan also rob a cur
rent bush fust rate. If it was not for
these robbers we shud all be eaten up
by caterpillars; but | think the robins
might let us have now and then just
one of our own cherriz, tew see how
they did taste. The bat. They fly
very much unsartin and ackt as though
they had taken leetle too much gin.
What they are good for kant tell,
and don't believe they can neither
job BWiagS.
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Dro6t Al ON

$40 sum it up. six long years of bed-rid
den sickness, costing 500 per year, total
81 ,200-sll of this expense was stopped by
three Bottles of Hop Bitters, taken by my
wife. She has done her own housework
for year since, without the loss Of day,
and l want everybody TO know it. for their
bene6t.-H T. F1no.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08
E.perienee OF an old NURSE

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup is the pre-
scription of one of the best female physi-
clans and nurses in the United States, and
has been used for forty years with never.
failing success by millions of mothers for
their children. II relieves the child from
pain, cures dysentery and diarrhoea, grip
ing in the bowles and wind collie. By Civ
ing health to the child it rests the mother.
Price s. cents bottle.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08
SKIN DISEASES.

+. Drake, Esq, Cleveland, O., suffered beyond
all description from a skin disease which ap-
peared on his hands, head and face, and nearly
destroyed his eyes. The most careful doctor
ing failed to help him, and after all had failed
he used DR.. Frazier's Magic Ointment and was
cured by few applications.
sBThe first and only positive cure for skin
diseases ever discovered.
Sent by mail on receipt Of price, 50 cents.
For Blind, Bleeding, Itching or liberated
Piles, DR.. Williams Indian Pile Oint-
ment is sure cure. Price slOo, by mail.
For sale by druggists.
Logan d Co., Agents, Wheeling, VIVA.
8. @ Hamilton, Agent, Bellaire, o.
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b OOO,OOO BOTTLES!
SOLD SINCE 1870.

~ STTip Possesses Idr1ed tropSTtIeS'
.,,.,olatPs the Ptyaline I'm the Saliva
\ - converts the starch and sugar of
hs.a't info glucose. a deficiency I'm
= TIC causes W ind and SQUIRTING Ofthe
u The stomach. NJ the medicine L.
\ On immediately AFTER eatInS inc ter'
lttation of food n prevented.
Il 10 upon the Liver.
\, Is upOn the Kidneys
L, Regulates the Bowels.
prTitiPS the Blood.
a1ists the Nervous System.
Il, Promotes Digestion.
Sourishes, Strengthens and inSiE~
,i.ssIries OF the Old Blood and makes
-. the pores OF the skin and In-
~. healthy Precipitation.
4 ssrtrg.lz,, the hereditary faint or poison
. E.1.,l which generates ScrOfula, EsrySipe-
4. lst a., manner Of skin diseases and exter-
.7ruoSplritSemployed in It's manufac-
~. - ~, ,.an be taken BY the most delicate
@rb,rleaged and feeble, care only being
-,i In attention - directions.
aNp BRANCH, kanawha Co., W. Va
| ,'.gr,.l pr Clark Johnson : Indian Blood
II u.y family for four years, and in all
= ia, moved To be n Recommended. II
/ .--si me- Of uiphtheria. ). :. JONES.
F..gSSylLLE, BraEtOn Co, W. Va
s.-p hs,n entirely cured OF Heart Disease
! = r--ui pr. clark JOhn>OuS Indian Blood
commend It's use to the afflicted.
e. VA. WORKMAN
RrRSSyTLLE, BraNtOn Co, W. Va.
o. S-E.-iug with Dyspepsia and Liver
1 ain, FOR several years, Twas persuaded 70
/ p tr.-k Julu>OuS Indian Blood Syrup,
o.. ,gccgeded in making a new man out
CAIN \. HINkLE-
EVANSVILLE, BraXtOn Co, W. Va.
I'D D.. Clark JOhnSOuS Indian Blood
-r,sU Won recommend It to be l was AZ
4 Win Liver Complaint for great many
| and the syrup completely cured me.
ELIZABETH RlEFLR.
i GAERrrT'S BEND, w. Va, Feb. Is, ISL.
!, Tr,pS IuVNSON-I have been cured oi
| .sr.r ny using YOUR Indian Blood SEruE
/ ~r,ut 10 highly. KATIE b. GENTRY
49, wanted for the sale OF the Indian
1 .g-r.p M evey town or village in which
.-1 srrnf. PARTICULARS given on applca-
l DRUGGISTS SELL 1T.
Xparatory ~ West Third Street, New
...lE
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MEDICAL.
SKIN DISEASES CURED !

By DIR. FRAZIERS Magic Ointment. Cures
as II by magic, Pimples, Black Heads or
Grubs, Biotches or Eruptions on the face, leay.
ing the skin clear, healthy and beautiful. Also
cnres itch, Barbers Itch, Salt Rheum, letter.
Ringworm, Scald Head, Chapped Hands, Sore
Nipples, Sore Lips, old, obstinate Ulcers and
Sores. &c.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-04-08

Sunday Express leaves Wheeling At STA n.J
arrives Wellsburg 300 A. H., Steubenyi VILE -
points.
Trains leaving Columbus at3.D ,. r. and -
A. n. run daily. Through Chicago Expro
p. NJ, with sleeping car attached. arriving -
Chicago Mt 30 next morning. Berths can -
secured In advance ct Union Depot ucksto0eA
Columbus.
Pullman Palace Drawing Room Blsspln0
Cam through without change from btsubene
willie east 10 Philadelphia and New York, -
west TO Columbus, 70 Cincinnati, LouhvA
indianapolis and St. Louis.
For through tickets, baggage checks, siespen0
car accommodate III on, and any further infofDAe
n Pan Handle Depot, foot Of Eleventh stfooe,
or al City Ticket Once, under kcLurs Hoo9S
d. W. CALDWELL
Gent Manager, Pittsburgh, -
Il. A. FORD,
Gent Pas. and Ticket Agent, PittsburEh, p.
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rlrNr- Mon. Mnv 10. lSsp.

H. >I.:-A'pw me 10 say that esteem
"UupovhO>phites" must highly, and
is engaged in professions which draw
is ON the nervous system 10 iS tnvalua-
7 have used il myself with the most sat
rs results, and nave introduced II 10 n
number OF my people.
Rev. X. W. HARE.
Pastor ~ MfrIaplfS Catholic Church.
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LOTTERY r.
Particular Notice.

All the drawings will hereafter be under the
exclusive supervision and control OF Generals
q. T. Beauregard and Jubal A. Early.
A Splendid Opportunity to win Fortune.
Orleans, Tuesday, April Il, lss2-li1d Monthly
nrawing
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Samaritan Nervine

Cured my little girl OF fits. She was also deaf
and dumb but II cured her. she can now
talk and hear as well as anybody Peter hosS'
Samaritan Nervine has been the means OF
curing my wife OF rheumatism. j. b. fletcheF'
Sam eritaTr Seryine made sure cure OF
case of fits for my son. Z. b. Rails, HATS
Samaritan Nervine cured me Of vertigo
neuralgia and sick headacne. MIS- H. nun
| son, Aurora, Ill. .,x
Samaritan Nervine was the means OF cur
| ing my wife OF spasms Rev. j. ~ Eule'
Samaritan Nervine cured me OF asthma after
| spending over So 900 with other doctors. D. b.
| Hobson, New Albany, Ind.
| Samaritan Nervine effectually cured me OF
! spasrns Miss Jennie Warren, 1iO west van
! Buren, street, Chicago, III. ,,,, -, do
| Samaritan Nervine cured our child OF hts
after given up TO die by our FANNY pny
| IL having over 100 in a hours. Henry Knee
| yeryilla, Warren county, Tenn.
| Samaritan Nervine cured me OF SCOUTS S2
after suffering for eight years. Albert SlhP-
Samaritan Nervine cured my son OF fits,
! after spending s., go with other DOCTORS. d
! w. Thornton, Claiborn, Miss. ,,.r,.
| Samaritan Nervine cured me permanently
| of epileptic fits of a stubborn character REV.
! Wiliiaui Martin, MechanicStown, Mu' g.
Samaritan NerSine cured my son OF T Ms
! after having had $500 in eighteen months'
| Mrs +. Fobes, West Potsdam, \. I.
samaritan Nervine cured me OF epilepsy OF
! nine years standing. Miss OTiena Ma'eh"i'
| GRANNY, Newton county, Mo. .,
| Samaritan NervIne mas permanently G uIeS
me OF epilepsy Of many years DURATION '@coo
| Suter, 81 Joseph, Mo. ,t...,,t,i-
| Samaritan NcrVine cured me OF Di"H.,!lII''
asthma and general debility. olNe' u! e'S
Samar,tan Nervine has cured the of asthma
also scrofula of many years standing ISAAC
Jewell, CoyiDgton, Ky. &C. Ir-.
Samaritan Nervine cured me OF ntS. have
| 49,, yrell for over four years. CGarles 4.
| Sr.fis IIsaEIS, Douglass county, Mimi.
/ Samaritan NeTvine cured a Trend OF nllnt
! VITO had dyspepsia very badly. AichaeI
/ OConnor, Rldgway, Pa. -,,-..
! Samaritan Nervine has perm anentiy cureO
me of epileptic fits. David JTcnDIy' De'
samaritan Neryiae cured my wife OF cpl
lepsy OF IS years standing. Henry clark
Fairfield, Mich. ,,,
Samaritan Neryine cured my vile OF heI
yons disease of the head, Z. Graham, Nortt
Hope, Pa. o,'s,s TT.
a. .k..Er TFT
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THE BEST HOMESTEAD

Is good health. There is no pill In use which
so fully meets the average want as Logan
Co.'s HOMESTEAD LIVER PILLS. Forty
pills in each box. Little pills for children,
larger for adults.
The cheapest and best pill in the market.
LOGAN & CO.,
inos nRnGGISTS RRInGE CORNER
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.NorE-Trains leaving BellAire st $50 .. n.
land. All trains daily except sunday.
d. W. CALDWELL.
Gent Manager, Pttsburyh. p
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jas DRUGGISTS, BRIDGE CORNER
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-18
TELEGRAPHIC JOTTINGs.

The government powder magazine at Co., penhagen exploded yesterday, killing six per sons and injuring many
 A bard of one hundred men attempted to raise revolution near Barcelona, Spain, but he military dispersed them, taking number of prisoners.
 Red Leary and William Tracy, of New York, arrived in Boston yesterday. Rumor has it that match for prize fight is in view.
 The Star Peg Manufacturing companys factory at Waterloo, Que. was burned yes terday Loss $1OO, 900, no insurance. Fifty hands are thrown out of employment
 L. T. Lazure, member of the San Fran cisco stock exchange, failed yesterday. The failure of this firm is largely responsible for the break in the market.
 The Canadian Parliament was prorogued yesterday, having sat nlnety-eight days Par liament will be dissolved immediately and general elections will take place next month.
 Base ball yesterday: At Boston, Bostons 4 Worcesters 0; at Albany, Troys 7, Proyi- dence t at Detroit, Clevelands 9, Detroits 3; at Chicago, Buffalos 6, Chicagos 2 at Philadelphia, Metropolitans F, PhiladeIphias G. Athletics II, Eclipse f.
 In the celebrated divorce suit of Georgiana P. Fla vs. George W. Ella, of Allenstown, N. H., the court has refused to set aside an award of $25 O0O alimony to ibellant. Notice yesterday given counsel for Fla that an execution will be taken and levy begun un- less payment is made at once.
 The jury in the case of Thomas Grinnell, on trial at Newport, R. l., for two days past for shooting Thomas H. Thomas at Tiverton, November 9th, 1880, returned a verdict last night of murder in the first degree. Grin nell will be sentenced to-day to imprisonment for life. The murderer is seventy years old.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-18
State Correspondence.
North Haven,

The fishermen at Red Bank, after several days of tishermens luck drew the largest haul record yesterday morning. The whole number of shad captured was lS3 and the total weight something over 500 pounds, Almost as many more escaped owing to the breaking of the net.
 Constables Thorpe and Orcutt had quite a transaction in pork day or two ago This morning embryo porker, the property in which had been transferred from the latter to the former, was found on the railroad track short distance above the station, his head and body being separated by the rail. Piggy had escaped during the night and come to grief as above stated.
 At criminal court held by Justice Austin in Linsley's Hall on Monday, Horace Barney was bound over under Sl GOO on a charge of setting fire to piece of woodland belonging to F. 1T. Stiles. He has served one term in jail for Q like offence committed two years ago.
 Inquiries being made why the funds appropriated from the town treasury for the school libraries have not been as yet expend- ed for that purpose. The schools are cer- tainly entitled to the use of the books which the town furnishes the money to buy
 May 17.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-18
UhnusfcaI People.

From the Musical HOrL1
 We have really very little idea of the ex- tent to which musical nsensibility prevails. We cannot tell with any degree of certainty
 whether one person in five, or one in ten, or
 one in a hundred is practically destitute of
 the musical faculty. We have no means of
 ascertaining the truth on the subject If we
 had, we should be probably startled. We
 should find many facts which would at first
 appear hardly C. edible. In an ordinary Al
 bert Hall assembly, for instance, we should, if we only had some trustworthy test, find that no uncomfortable number of persons composing 1t not only derived DO pleasure from the finest music to be heard there, but were positively paIned by 1t, and only sat through the performance under the cOmpul- sion of circumstances. Edwin, who per ceives that all the world affects a musical en- thusiasm, and knows that Angelina has Q special craze upon the subject, will undergo any amount of torture with smiling face, and even shout Justify for an eHcDre rather than have it suspected that he really feels strong inclination to howl ike dog at every outburst of harmony. He knows that III one of Angelinas faVOrite passages h Shake speare the great poet has made Lorenzo de clare that the man who is not moved with concord of sweet sounds Is fit for treason, the motions of his spirits dull as night, his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted, says Lorenzo. In his inner most heart Edwin may perhaps suspect that Lorenzo was something of a humbug, and merely gave utterance to what he thought would be sure to please a girl who had just revealed a special susceptibility of soul to the influence of music. But not for the world would he breathe any such suspicion. On the contrary, be will probably quote the passage with hearty approval and applaud yociferously even at moments of supreme anguish rather than have 1t supposed that he is being of this dark and dangerous nature. It requires some little fortitude of soul to avow a strong repugnance to anything in which society generally recognizes at once means and an outcome of refinement. There have been some equal to such an avowal; but they have been either below or above the ordinary conventionalities of society" At any rate, they have been outside such con ventionalities, like Voltaire, for instance, who always appeared to be put in the worst possi- ble mood by music, however good, and who made no secret of his strong aversion to it. Usually, however, person finding every body about him apparently capable of appre ciating music will naturally do his best to conceal his own private sentiment on the sub ject, and will refrain from an admission which would at once relegate him to the Goths and barbarians.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-18
HORACE F. BOADLEY. Real Estate Dealer,
 Room 2, HOadley Building.

Ofhce open eVen1ngs. IHyU
 FOR RENTs
 g%esA FIVE ROOMS on second floor of house Mo- 39 SHtiH Whalley avenue; adults preferred references sA!l given and required; price S16 per month. Also three Rooms first floor wing of of house. Inquire on the premises, opposite the Rink. my3 If
 FOR SALE,
 s4AA. THE HOUSE No. 157 Meadow street. contain s43iiS ing all modern Improvements; house in first Iai.i class order, fresco, painted walls, etc., etc.; the place sale low price, and only small amount required down the balance remain on mortg ge; possession at any time.
 Apply to J. SONNESBEkG, Broker, my3 239 Chapel Street.