Daily Republican., 1882-02-04

~ The bobtsil cars Of New York must 20,
woman's right-To have . husband,
Breeches Of decorum-Oscar Wilde's.
For cut flowers. go to 400 King street.
Best family coal at oz2 W. Front street.
Sleds, skates, umbrella stands, gac store.
What Is that which kicks and has no fee,
A musket.
Parker, cupping and leeching, 1903 +. Sc
ond street.
Get yourselfa file, rule and cigar with
chunk oftobAcc0 at Mullins,
IS Best assortment Of cigars at Smiths, 81
y, Market street,
= Try smiths loc. cigars, they are fine. s.
Market street.
. Handmade long Havana filler for ce Mt
at Smith'1, Market street
4 You can get Gunpart's cigars at Smiths
: siy Market street.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at L.
Hanfs ID East Fourth street.
Choice new crop N. " molas,es at the oil,
, store OF W. IL. Lloyd, seventh and King
Smoke Cspadura, sold by Smith, So Mar
keL street.
Oct your photographs at Holland gallery
no Ihlrd street. two doors East OF MARI ct
Just received, new stock Of Landreth's xar
den seeds A. h. Tatnall, 7l3 ". Front st.
stne card photographs for 81, athoiland', ;,
; gallery, NO Third street, between M arket
and King.
Why is the town OF shirley go d place to
start an ealthquake' Bt cause thu ohaA ers
i've there
Why are seed,, when sown, like ate-posts?
fecause thsy are plant Il in the earth to
propagate.
a ga Ia nf Ert, gru,
at Ii" Market street. Gail early and get d
bargain.
To remove superfuoas har-Send your
well-hlled mattresses to be done up by a
cheap ul holster.
Hyou want first class parlOr suit made
| 10 order FOR low price, &c 10 W. W. Wood
wards, sixth and Tatna!l streets.
"a number Of deaths is unayodably post
pHred,' Is the grave ANNOUNCER ent Of an
| irish editor.
The total number Of bicycllsts in England
t3 estimated at 10000. London alone 81 inns
| TO- co.
| For bargains in furniture and bedding, 20
10 l.. +. Adair's 11 Market street and see
| his goods and learn his prices.
To his absent father little boy write, that
MS upples are growing every day,and some.
times twice week.
retail, at kinbie's Front and Madison sts.,
ana Il so the best spring whea. t1nnr,
The largest and best assortment Of picture
frames can be found at Il. K. Baugh's, 6O7
Shipley street.
lfyou want the best hat for the money 70
to Ross, ll6 Market St He has q large as
sor ment of styles and guarantees quality
and price. Also white SHIFTS, nee lwcar, ho-
tiery, &c.
The editor wrote: "The shower last week
though eopious, were not sufficient to NEE,
the wants OF the mill men, and the conpos-
itor set itup "milkmen."
Persons wanting mnce meat, apple butter
preserves OF all kinds, good pure tub butter
Duchwheat, &c, can be accommodated at H.
ii MO0re's stalls. n and "a Ind street MAI ct.
1t Is said that Mexican ladies, even among |
the veal hest families. make their own
dresses, almost az universal rule. Perhaps |
thn Is the reason why their fashions change |
so seldom
DIR. Darmon can be consulted for two days |
more, will positively close his 33d visit, and |
leaves Mon lay morning next. Sunday office
hours from ~ o. III. to 7p. In. Now is yoar
last chance.
Value of III "ney-We saw young man 90
ing zig. .zaR ~ the street the other day, sing
ing "Mvuey is a hard thing to borrow" A
w,g excla med Yes, it tight thing to
pay bach
A Judge at Montgomery. Alabama, recent
ly ntelrdpcd very h,wery young orator
with Hold on, hold on, my dear sir. Don't
<. any higher. You are already out Of the
jurisdiction of this court
The great apostle of the r thetes was asked
the other day which of ali the numerals he
thought the moot truly beaut ful ana serene
~ lovely "Why, four, 10 be sure" be replied
with M air Of inexpressibe lauguor.
End why :" ASKED the far qusstioner.
"Hecause it's two twoS "
Ard that was all he said that day.
1t 'rained pitchforks," so to speak, cne
night not long ago. when well known Ger
gyman was L., lee, ure a a nci2 hbOring town,
iEd as q ma ter of cOurse the affair vast post.
poned until c ea weather. BY an amusing &
Incidence the titc Of the ecture happen, d
10 be " Ter the tiOod,' ami everyb. dy
laughed wien the postLonemant was al .
nouDced In the following weeks paper.
Mother" said little Ned, one morning Of .
.tr having fallen out OF bed, Il think | know
shy fell out of bed last night. 1t was be-
'Ause flept too near wheie l got In" Mug ,
ny n little while, as if in doubt whether Ee /.
iai given the right explanation, he added, :
No, That was not the reason it was because !
slept too near where fell out"
ROBBING ROMANCE. .
winter night the moon shines bright,
he stars look down with clear, cold light.
vast oxpanse OF glittering icc I
coasting hill AL smooth and nice. t
hooded maiden with scarlet mitts, "
! fur-lined cloak and her rubber "tips"
college youth in an ulster long. 81
polo cap and an ulster brown u
'.Ob of latest manufacture
With rope and wood OF fine st lecture. a
maiden seated with much grace,
Il arm around her slender waist.
gentle push, Il rapid glide, n
afe to the bottom Of the slide.
slippery walk up the hillside tall. >,
gentle scream, and u snowy fail. x
mother "b0b" to the foot of the hi.l, +
crash, plunge, general spill.
moustache close to scarlet cheek,
triumphant youth, maiden meek.
disregard of the wintry weather. a.
Say. shall We bob through life together" tr IN
glance from the dewy eyes all wet IA