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Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
HOME AND FARM.

The Legislature of Ohio has appro.
priated $4,000 for starting an Agricul
tural Experiment Station in that State
To clean oil-cloth, wash with warm
milk. Once in six months scour with
hot soapsuds, dry thoroughly, and apply
a coat of varnish. They will last a:
long again.-Denuer Tribune.
Potato pudding: To one quart Of
boiled milk add gradually one quarter
of . pound of potato flour well pulver-
ized, one quarter of pound of sugar
and a little butter. When cold add three
eggs and bake half an hour.
"A flannel cloth dipped into warm
soapsuds and then into whiting and ap-
piled to paint will remove all grease
and dirt. Wash with clean water, and
dry. The most delicate paint will NOT
be injured and will look like new.-N
Y. Independent.
-Mulled wine for an invalid is pre-
pared thus: Beat one egg and half a
tablespoonful of white sugar together
vigorously; to one glass of wine add a
quarter cup of boiling water; set the
wine and water on stove till hot, then
add the egg and sugar and little nut
met. Let the patient drink it while hot.
IN. Y. Post.
The practice Of thinning potato
vines to two stalks in the hill, when
they exceed that number, has been an
nual with a correspondent of the An1eri-
can Cultiuator, and his father before
him, for fifty years. This is done at
hoeing time, the superduous (weakest)
stalks being treated as weeds. The ef-
feet is, as may be supposed, an increase
of large, handsome tubers. The object
of cutting seed to single eyes is in part
to prevent overcrowding and competition
of stalks.-N. Y. Tribune.
After such muddy winter the feet
of all sheep need attention. The hoofs
have been soft and grown into bad shape
and need trimming. 1t will add to the
comfort of the animal. Beside, mud has
become dry in the cleft of the hoof, and
particularly mud and trash makes them
lame. No sheep or animal can thrive
while miserable on its feet. A little
timely care now, as at all times, will
add greatly to the comfort of the flock,
and that means its profit in health,
condition, fleece and lambs.-Er.
-Potato-growing has been the object
of o curious experiment just completed
in England. A pound of early potatoes
was taken and allowed to spirit (sprout)
freely. From each potato spirit was
broken, and potatoes and spirits
were then planted in separate rows.
Both grew well, and the following is the
result of the experiment: From the
spirits, which weighed in all half an
ounce, five pounds five ounces of sound
potatoes have been obtained, and from
the pound of potatoes five pounds four
ounces, showing a slight balance in IA
vor of the spirits. The spirit potatoes
were the more regular in shape, the
earlier in growth. Chicago Tribune.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
Lungs, Liver and Kidneys.

These great organs of life, as is known to
every one, are most intimately related to each
other, and where one is caused to suffer, the
other two, on account of their sympathetic
connection, are unavoidably made to feel the
evil effects Therefore, when distressed with
symptoms of diseases incidental to either
organ. a medicine that will give tone and
strength to all three, is Natures best assist
ant in restoring health Such virtues arc
beneficial as are contained in Yellow Dock,
Sarsaparilla Juniper, Iron, Buchu, Celery,
and Calisaya. All these ingredients are scien-
tiically com binedi in that great health renewer,
DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and SarsaparilIa
Ask you druggist to get 1t for YOU i',
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

New YORK has an association called the
'Ichthyophagous Club" which meets once q
year and partakes of fish banquet. Fish has
the reputation OF creating brain, and perhaps
three dozen banquets, will have brain enough
to change the title of their organization to a
name that can be pronounced by member
after looking upon a Goldfish that biteth Ike a
bladder-or somehow that way.
AN American Presidents pay-s50, 900 a
wear and bored
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
"With Grateful Feelings =

DIR. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Sir
gative Pellets" have cured my daughter Of
Scrofulous Swellings and Open Sores about the
Neck: and your 'Favorite Prescription" has
accomplished wonders in restoring to health
my wife who had been bed-fast for eight
months from Female Weakness. l am with
grateful feelings, Yours truly,
lsh T. H. LONG, Galveston, Texas.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

The Voltaic Belt Co.. Marshall, Mich, will
send DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
to men. young or old) who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
of vitality and manhood Address as above
n. B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days
trial is allowed.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

LAWRENCE ]. AVERY, Of Liberty, Ind,
writes: ''It was my misfortune to become af-
ficted, several years ago, with severe attack
of rheumatism in connection with dyspepsia
and symptoms of lung and kidney disease. 1t
seemed no medicine would reach my case, for
DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla,
and persuaded me to try it. Ibid so, and used
spirits of turpentine at the same time as a
liniment. 1t has effected complete cure.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
Grateful Women.

None receive so much benefit, and none are
so profoundly grateful and show such an in
terest in recommending Hop Bitters as wom-
70 the many Ills the sex is almost universally
subject to. Chills and fever, indigestion or
deranged liver, constant or periodical sick
headaches, weakness in the back or kidneys,
pain in the shoulders and different parts OF
the body, feeling of lassitude and despond-
ency, are all readily removed by these Bitters.
-(fOlr1nt
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

- "Do boldly what you do at all" Boldly
do We affirm that Kidney-Wort is the great
remedy for liver, bowels and kidney diseases;
rheumatism and piles vanish before it. The
tonic effect of Kidney-Wort is produced by
its cleansing and purifying action on the
blood Where there is a gravellv deposit in
the urine, or milky, ropy urine from disor-
dered kidneys, it always cures.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

golden MEDICAL DISCOVERY" is warrant
ed to cleanse the blood from all impurities from
whatever cause arising. For Scrofula, Sores of
all kinds, Skin and Blood Diseases, its effects
are marvellous. Thousands of Testimonials
from all parts. Send stamp for pamphlet on
Skin Diseases. Address WoKLD's DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

IF you have any skin diseases or diseases OF
the hair or scalp, any itching or discoorations,
sun burns, freckles, pimples, rough or dry
harsh skin, you have in DR.. c: W. Benson's
Skin Cure, a sure, perfect and elegant remedy.
Sold by all druggists. Also DR.. Benson 5
Celery and Chamomile Pills, the standard
remedy for all headaches and nervousness.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

BREAKING an awkward silence: Mrs. Monta-
que Smart Suddenly to bashful youth, who
has not opened his lips since he was intro
duced to her quarter of an hour ago. And
now let US talk of something else!n
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

AN observant negro says: "De man who
takes up de moas' sidewalk am not allus the
pussan of de moas consequence. A fifteen
cent drunkard wants mo- room in dis world
dan Judge of de Supreme Court.''
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

A FALSE prophet is stirring the Egyptians
into rebellion. In America false prophets
merely guess at the weather and sell their al
manacs at twenty-five cents each.-Philadel-
rbi1 Chronicle
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

We talk of forgetting. As matter
of fact, we never forget anything. An
impression made upon the mind remains
there forever,
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

"WELL,'' says the canvasser, { must keep
walking and talking. That's the way get
nv living, and that's the way got my wife.
But she has done all the talking ever since.
Good day s,-Toledo AMERICAN.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

AT Galveston, Tex, the other day,
a negro boy entered the First National
Bank on some business, and, turning to
go out. mistook the large plate-glass
window. for an open doorway and
walked through it, smashing the glass
and cutting himself slightly in several
places. 5gs8 f srsEff}
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

81 WISH could settle this coffee,' said an
impatient traveller at a railway restaurant.
"Try broomstick," said moody man with
scratched nose; ''that is what everything is
settled with at our house"
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
"Fair Girl Graduates"

whose sedentary lives increase those troubles
peculiar to women, should use DR.. Pierce s
"Favorite Prescription" which is an unfail-
ing remedy. Sold by druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

sIadtes. II YOU would BE forever redeemed
from the physical disabilities that. IN thou
sands of cases, depress the spirits and abso-
lutely fetter all the energies Of womanhood,
YOU have only to get Lydia z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

q YOU'VE ladies with artifcially clear complex
ions should not permit the young men to kiss
them on the cheek if they would become mar
ried. To go off quickly, they should keep
their powder dry.-Boston Transcript. gss
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

IT isn't the beefsteak which people look at
when they pound it, The idea is to inform
the neighbors that they have made raise fol-
breakfast.-Detroit Free Press. ft -
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

A WITTY lady, who is, however, somewhat
given to exaggeration, was trying to tell a
friend what poor appetite she had, and said:
81 eat very little; a flea would be a barbecue
for meD s.. a, a+ E4
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

sZ-No woman really practices economy un-
less she uses the Diamond Dyes. Many dollars
can be saved every year. Ask the druggist.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

CURIOSITY is always represented as on tip
toe, which would seem to indicate that Curl
osity is mighty small creature.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

A LITTLE boy, proud of his new jacket, in
formed his sister that he was six-button kid.
Hartford Times. u.s -HaI t~l
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
Wakefeld's Blackberry Balsam, for diarrhea.

REDDING's Russia Salve meets with wonder
full success in all cases of Skin disease. Try it.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

BUcHUPAIBA.n Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney Diseases. ST.. at Druggists
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

A MAIDEN wants to know how to avoid hay.
ing mustache come on her upper lip. Eat
onions, daughter.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10
ParsOpaI.

IF the doctor orders bark, has not the pa
tient q right to growl2 .-t
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

s'RoUGH ON RATs.'' Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs, yermin, chipmunks. 15c.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

The proprietor of this celebrated medicine
justly claims for it q superiority over allrem-
edies ever offered to the public for the SAFE,
CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT cure
Of Ague and Fever, or C.ills and Fever, wheth-
er of short CT long standing. He refers to the
entire Western and Southern country to bear
him testimony to the truth Of the assertion
that in no case whatever will it fail to cure if
the directions are strictly followed and carried
out. In great many cases single dose has
been sufficient for cure, and whole families
have been cured by single bottle, with per-
feet restoration of the general health. It is,
however, prudent, and in every case more cer-
tain to cure, if its use is continued in smaller
doses for week or two after the disease has
been checked, more especially in difficult and
long standing cases. Usually this medicine
will not require any aid to keep the bo wells in
good order. Should the patient, however, re-
quire eathartic medicine. aft er having taken
three or four doses Of the Tonic. single dose
of BULLS VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS
will bs sufficient.
The genuine SMITHS TONIC SYRUP must
have DR.. JOHN BULLS private stamp on each
bottle. DR.. JOHN BULL only has the right to
manufacture and sell the original JOHN J..
SMITHS TONIC SYRUP, of Louisville, Ky.
Examine well the label on each bottle. If my
private stamp is not on each bottle do not
purchase, or you will be deceived.
DIR. JOHN BULL,
Manufacturer and vender OF
SMITHS TONIC SYRUP.
BULLS SARSAPARiLLA,
BULBS WORM DESTROYER
The Popular Remedies OF the Day.
Principal 06ice, S31 Main St, LOUISVILLE, KIT.
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

NATIONAL YEAST leads all other brands.
TRY the new brand, .Spring Tobaccon
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

Is it worth while to endure penal a..
tire every night from wakefulness ;na.
bility to sleep, nervous prostration So
when you can be Immediately relieve3
and permanently cured by 50 agreesbl.
remedy as
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

- a - A MONTH and board in your county. Men
AA or Ladies. Pleasant Business. Address
~'s F. -W.ZEaLER & Co, Box "a, Chicago, Ill
Huntsville gazette., 1882-06-10

i9 Is it wise to live in this bright world
as though twere dungeon, Constantly
miserable and DISCONTINUED, when ths
worst cases of epilepsy. nervousnesso or
hypochondria are cured in very shor,
time by such pleasant and wholesome
an exhilerant as gHa
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27
VARIETIES.

Doctor Williamson had quarrel with
one of his Pensioners by the name of Hardy
who showed, considerable resentment On
the succeeding Sunday, the Doctor preached a
sermon from the following text, which he
pronounced with great emphasis, and with a
significant look at Hardy, who was present :
There is no fool like the fool, hardy"
Rev. DR.. Tying, when theological stu.
dent, supplied church in n neighboring
town, and on lis way to preach one morning
met an aged colored man. "Nell, uncle, do
| you ever go to hear the young prcacherY'
asked the unflcdged doctor mo, massa,'
replied the negro, "dis chile don't let none
odem students pracliseo on him.
lie had been introduced to girl from
| Boston, and together they paved aimlessly
| through Il broken.backcd album And shall
you hang up your stocking?' lie inquired, MS
they talked of Christmas. SIR exclaimed
the Boston girl, drawing herself up proudly
and fixing her quivering glasses firmly on her
nose, "let me never hear you speak to me
again" And she swept grandly out of the
room, while the young man went and laid his
astonishcd head against the frosty window
pane.
He was asking the conductor how he
managed to build house and buy A fast
horse out of his $50 month. "You see"
said this noble man, sometimes we get
way passenger who pays quarter or a half
dollar for his fare. Well, we flip the money
up-heads for the conductor, tails for the
company" But" persisted this invcstiga-
tor after truth sometimes it must turn up
tails. What do you do then ?" "Oh," replied
the conductor, with an ineffabe contempt
"then we flip it up again" So that passen.
ger went home and sold out his railroad
shares.
"A gentleman, accompanied bya favorite
dog, visited the studio of one ofthe Cincinna-
ii artists the other day. There was picture
on the easel, and the dog began to bark FIJI.
riously at it. Mature may be relied upon
afr all, said the gentleman, "The best evil
dencc of the taithfulness with which you
have painted the dog in the back ground is
the carncstncss with which my dog banks at
him" "But hat isn't dog" said the artist,
blushing, "it is cow" The gentleman was
nonplussed for Il moment, but he quickly
replied, "Well, the dogs eyes are better than
mine; he never did like cows
Il have good news for you," said old
Buyerton TO clerk in his office. Your I'M
Gle who died last week left his Ohio farm to
your cousin Ben and you get nothing" The
clerk laughed a loud laugh of joyous relief.
by George" he said, that takes load off
me- Uncle Ezra was so angry at me the
week before he died that he swore he would
leave me that farm. 1t has two tax titles and
three mortgages on it, there is a flaw in the
original patent five families are fighting for
it and there is Il stranger in possession Ben
must have made the old man awful mad
somehow" And the happy clerk turned to
his desk with glad, light heart
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27
VOL. XXVI----NO. 4.
Farmers' Column.
Speed the E'iO,c."
Importation of Potatoes.

The extensive drought of the past season
seriously damaged the late potato crop of this
country, consequently prices have been ex
ceptionally high and dealers have sought for
supplies in different localities. Nova Scotia
has furnished large quantities, and for the
past month, potatoes have been imported
largely from Scotland and Ireland. The
quality of these tubers is generally good, but
not up TO the standard of our best varieties
as Early Rose, Snowflake or Burbank. III
conversation with one of the principal i'm.
porters, it was learned that either Scotch or
Irish could be brought over after paving u
duty of fifteen cents per bushel, with freight
ana expenses, for seventy-five to ninety-tivr
cents per bushel, thus leaving fair margin
to the dealer. The heavy rains late in Tho
season had the effect of causing the dirt 10
adhere to the tubers, so they do not have the
smooth appearance desired in the New York
market. The varieties are similar TO oar
Peachblow in size and shape, but the flesh Is
more yellow and the flavor more mild.
The potatoes are shipped from this city in
car loads to the manufacturing towns of the
East and Pennsylvania and even as far Souil,
as Charleston and Savannah This is the
first season in which an import trade has
been done to any extent in vegetables and
shows how facilities for transportation have
increased when heavy, bulky articles can he
sent for three thousand miles and sold at IL
fair price. An importation of cabbages from
Denmark has also been fairly successful
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27
Ireland and Self.Government.

Ireland is now held by 80, eco troops, reck-
oning the drilled and well-amed constabua
~ among the number. Over $50 arbitrary
arrests have been made, and the government,
having begun to piller the mails, is now con
sidering the summary impr sonment of wo
men; yet there is not square mile in Ire.
land, outside of the cities, where the life of II
suspected man is safe, his property protected,
his family free from danger.
In Ireland as in Russia, the one fmdament
al fact of the nineteenth century is being
forced in upon government in the main MS
good as any in the world, that against their
wills no race and no people can longer he
governed, Civilization has increased enor
mously the capacity for conspiracy and the
offensive power of conspracies Open war
and popular risings are no longer possible
Brecch-loaders have ended that but person
al warfare and secret concerted resistance is
possible on scale before undreamcd Of
Selfgovernment is the only sure pacific, and
selfgovernment England and the Russian
autocracy must soon concedc -Ihiladcll,bit
Press
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27
Polite to the Policeman.

Talk about bold bank burglarics" said q
member of the police force this morning,
"thc slickcst steal | ever heard of was the
robbery of bank down in Rhode Island six
or seven years ago 1t was n bitter cold
night and a night patrolman noticed dim
light in the bank window, and going up to
the door raped.
"Is that YOU patrolman% asked voice
from within.
Yes was the reply.
"'Step in and get a heat said the voice
from within. The patrolman stepped inside
and ecountered dapper-little fellow wearing
green shade over his eyes and a pen behind
his ear.
You're working late tonight said the
patrolman.
Yes said the dapper little fellow, I've
been detained tonight Strengthening up ac-
counts
"The patrolman warmed himself at the
roaring big fire that blazed on the hearth
and went out again on his beat An hour
after the patrolman came that way, and still
seeing the light through the window raped
again.
"'Is that you, patrolman?'
eyes
"'Come in and warm yourself
THE patrolman accepted the invitation.
cts bowling cold night said the man
with green shade over his eyes.
"'Gou bet,' said the patrolman. So he
took another heat and returned to his beat.
He was rather surprised next day to learn
that his iireside friend of the night before
had got away with some 100000 of the
banks funds"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27

A GOOD SPECULATIoN.-Mr Webster's
centennial birthday was an occasion for
many anecdotes in the New England papers.
1t is related that Friend from Nantucket
once objected because Mr. Webster asked him
81 900 to go to the Island to argue case.-
II would as soon argue the whole docket,
said Mr.. Webster, who didn't wish the long
trip. The Friend said that he would give
the great lawyer $1,000 il he would argue
such cases rs he should present before his
own case was called. When Mr. Webster
got to Nantucket he found that the Friends
case was at the foot of the docket and that
he was expected to argue the whole docket
through. He did SO and received the 81 600,
but his client, who had EARNED" him out,
cleared 81, 500, besides winning his case.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27
+ Fond du Lac Commonwealth. /

Mr.. s. Clark, one of Fond du Laos oldest
citizens, states; ! have used st Jacobs Oil
and am well satisfied that it is splendid
article to relieve pain, and that very quickly
An English writer says pigs love flowers
We have noticed this fondncss Tor flowers
on the part of the pig. Should the animal
accidentally find his way into garden con
tanning one choice plant among five hundred
weeds he would instinctively go for the flow
Ell and root it out of its little bed in the
twinkling of an eye, almost \ pig wont
thus admire ten.cent plant in the garden II
there is flve-dollar plant in the same inclo
sure, at least it win pay its respect to the lat,
ter first
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27

SALT on WmEAT-While on some soils
salt produces no apparent results, on others
it is of marked beneft. Its utility can only
be learned by experiment. 1t often has M
indirect action, in enabling the plant to take
up silica and strengthen the straw. lis ci-
feet in preventing the growth of those minute
fungi which cause rust and smut, is some.
times beneficial, After cold weather has pat
stop to the growth of the plants, salt sown
at the rate of five or six bushels to the acre
often increases the health of the plant and
improves the appearance Of the grain.
american infcWltmfSt
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27

A PUZZLE FOR VENNoR-It was in the
smoking room of Cunard steamer that a
worthy Teuton was recently talking about
weather predictions.
Look here" suid he, II dell you vat it is.
You peter don't dake no shtock in dem
wedder predictions. Dose beeble don't know
nodding, Dey can't tell no peter MS Team
But, my dear sir" said person present.
encountered"
"Vell, dat ish 70" replied the German con.
templatively; "but | dell you vat-dat
shtorm would have come yust de same ifit
had not been predicted"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-01-27

"A writer says 'the camers kick is q
study" Well, we should confess 1t is so
much of study that man wants to be
around the next corner when he is studying
it. Or use telescope. resembles nothing
so much as a halfopen barn door slammed
shut by tornado. When camel kicks every
body has an engagement somewhere else,
pretty quick