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Real Estate for Sale.

Will sell farm of 47S acres for less than SIS per
acre being one of the cheapest and best farms in
Bentol. county, situated miles west of Monroe, OF
a mile from good school, in one of the best neigh
borhoods in the state with church privileges handy
About l30 acres in cultivation, and 400 can be
cultivated. All under fence with good two story
frame house, large barn and orchard; has running
water the wear around and is well suited tor stock
and dairy purposes This is of the cheapest farms
in the Willamette Valley
Also two improved lots on the main business street
with small stable woodshed and good, comfortable
dwelling house containing seven good rooms These
lots are nicely situated for any kind Of business pur
For fnrther information enquire at the
GAZETTE Office.
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He that hath teeth let him hear by the Dentaphone
which enables all deaf persons to hear by the teeth
CHAS. THOMPSON, Ag't.
Ia.o3.ma Corvallis, Oregon.
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EJI cheerfully recommend the present manage
ment of the Portland Business Collece. Mr. Arm
strong, whom have known for many years. is an
experienced teacher and practical business man.
H NJ DEFRANCE,
Pres. old National" College.
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Pen-WOrk

OF all kinds done in the most artistic manner,
aonable rates. Send for estimate. The college
Journal" containing information of Course and cuts
of ornamental penmanship, free
Address A P. ARMSTRONG,
Lock Box 104, Portland. Oregon
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70 THE SICK and AFFLICTED!
md ESPECIALLY

AND
Those Suffering from Debility,
Nervous Prostration, Loss of
Vitality, Sexual Inf1rmities,
Etc, Etc.
THE GREAT NEED THOSE HAVE WHO ARE
! suffering from SEXUAL AND NERVOUS COM
PLANTS is a physician who can comprehend their
The general practitioner is not sufficiently skille
in these classes OF troubles to do so and it must
practice, thorough knowledge and comprehensiy
mind, is prepared to cure them.
DR.. ]. C. YOUNG
Opened his celebrated Institute in 1850 for the
purpose of affording the afflicted the certainty of
honorable and skillful treatment and perfect and
permanent restoration, and for 80 years it has
sustained the first rank not only upon this Coast but
throughout the civilized world.
] am aware that by dwelling upon uninviting
subject the DECAY OK SEXUAL VIGOR the
gnorant may asperse my motive, but
the desire to inform these who are suffer-
ing through ignorance. or no by care
essness Or want Of knowledge that cure
can be had, are not only hurryfng them.
selves to an untimeiy grave, but giving
sexual weakness Inheritance to future genera
tons, is too great incentive to permit me to be
silent.
symptoms.
IF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM lGHT LOSS
ES NERVOUSNESS, WEAKNESSES, CONFUSION
81 MIND, SLIGHT LOSSES WHEN UNDER Ex-
C1TEMENT, VARIABLE TEMPER, TREMBLING,
PRACTICED SELF-ABUSE EVEN IN THE SLIGHT
EST PARTICULAR you are suffering from the
Dread Enemy of Human Life,
And should not hesitate to seek at health and
happiness in a cure.
CURES GUARANTEED, FEES MODERATE
CONSULTATION BY LETTER OR OTHERWISE
FREE.
Exclusively Vegetable Rmedies Used.
Ladies
You are especially liable to suffering from NERY-
GUS PROSTRATIGN. All your peculiar complaints
in their origin and hence your suferngs
are terribly depressing Or ineXpressibly keen. The
Doctor iii his researches and practice Of NERVOUS
TROUBLES has made your organization special
study and is thus enabled from his experience and
TrcukseS, Wesknesses, DiStresSes and Suf-
ferinsstO with you are liable.
aBYou will find in the Doctor friend upon
whom you can rely ior comfort, aiG and cure.
DR.. Y0ung's Female Remedies have
attained reputation for efficiency unequalled BY
any medicine medical prescription ever offered.
They can be sent by mail or express
Those desiring personal care and attention can have
all necessary accommodations furnished.
Letters.
Those who cannot visit the city by giving their
symptoms in their way receive advice, and when
q cure.
LETTERS RETURNED OR DESTROYED.
DR.. J. C. YOUNG,
Medical Institute,
No. Z Stockton St.
San Francisco, Feb. 81, 1882
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80 g q R I

Scientists all admit that most diseases are
caused by disordered Kidneys or liver and that if
these great organs are kept in perfect condition,
health will be The result. WARNLR'S SAFE KID
NEY AND LIVER CURE
Is made from Simple Tropical Leaf
OF RARE VALUE,
And is a POSITIVE Remedy for the following
Troubles:
Pain in the Back; Severe Headaches;
Dizziness; Bloating; InfIamed
Eyes; A Tired Feeling;
Night SWeats;
Pains in the Lower Part of the Body:
PalpitatiOn Of the Heart: Jaundice;
Gravel; Painful Urinati0n; Ma
larial Fever; Fever
and AgUe;
And all diseases caused by the Kidneys, Liver or
Urinary Organs being out of order.
1t is a SAFE and CERTAIN cure for all Female diff
fculties. such as
LeueorrIsea; inflammation of the Womb;
Falling of the tFomb; liberation
of the Womb.
twill control and regulate Menstruation and is an
excellent and safe remedy for females during preg
nancy.
As Blood Purifier it is unequaled, for it cures the
organs that MAKE the blood For
oi =. carbuneles; scrofnla; White Swell
ling; Salt RheuIa; Poisoning By Mer-
1t is certain in every case
For iEeontinenee; Impotence; Pains In
the L0iRS, and all Simi-
lar Diseases,
Tt is safe, sure and quick Cure
1t is the only known remedy that has cured BRIGHTs
DISEASE.
AS proof of the purity and worth of this Great
Natural Remedy, read the following
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS;
s. A LATTIMORE, Phi. D., L. l.. D.. Pfofessor of
Chemistry in the University of Rochester, N Y,
knowing the popularity and merit of Warmers Safe
Kidney and Liver Cure, after thorough Chemical
Analysis, has furnished the following statement:
UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER.
Chemical Laboratory,
ROCHESTER,, n. Y, Jan. 8, 1880
Mr.. H H. Warner has placed in my possession the
formula of the medicine manufactured and sold by
him under the general designation of WARNER (
SAFE KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE. / have inves-
tgated his processes of manufacture which are con-
Quoted with extreme care and according to the best
methods. Ihave also taken from his laboratory sam
pies of all the materials used in the preparation of
this medicine, and upon critical examination find
them, well the medicine into which they enter
be entirely free from poisonous deeterious SUBJ
stances. s. A LATN1MORE.
This Remedy which has done such wonders, is put
up in the LARGEST SIZED BOTTLE of any medi-
cine upon the Market, and is sold by Druggists and
all dealers at 81 25 per bottle. For Diabetes enquire
for WARMERS SAFE DIABETES CURE. 1t is a
POSITIVE Remedy.
H. H. WARNER & CO.
l9:6yl Rochester n Y,
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GOOD NEWS.

AZ asAper day at home. Samples worth S5 free
S5 NV Address Stinson & Co., Portland, Me.
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ana a week. S12a day at home easily made. Costly
9ik outfit free. Address True Il Co., Augusta, Me.
aee n week in your own town. Terms and IS outfit
Ahp free Address H. Hallett & Co., Portland, Me,
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RATES OF TUITION:
SCHOLARSHIP, Business Course, ...........s6 $50 90
TELEGRAPHY, Complete Course. se............. 25 90
WRITING, per month. Observation-Disclosures. 90
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Designed for the business education of both
Students admitted on any week day of the year. No
examination on entering.
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Work done to order on short notice and at
reasonable rates.
Corvallis, July l, 1881. l9:27yl.
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DR.. J. C. YOUNG
SVDnDtOInS.

ES, NERVOUSNESS, WEAKNESSES, CONFUSION
81 MIND, SLIGHT LOSSES WHEN UNDER EX-
CITEMENT, VARIABLE TEMPER, TREMBLING,
PALPITATION, FLUSHES, &C., OR IF YOU HAVE
PRACTICED SELF-ABUSE EVEN IN THE SLIGHT
EST PARTICULAR You are suffering from the
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1882-12-30
Gathering and Planting Bones

The value of bones as Il fertilizer, in their
various forms, is well known. The cost,
some thirty to forty dollars a ton, is the
chief objection to their use by the average
farmer. 1t is not so generally understood
that whole bones, as they are gathered from
the refuse of families in the street and yards
OF our villages, are quite as available, and
within reach OF many thrifty farmers who
have business every week IN the neighbor-
ing towns. They are especially valuable
for planting around fruit trees and vines.
They can be put in trenches within reach
of the roots of trees already planted, with
great advantage to the wood and fruit ofthe
trees. They are rich in ammonia, as well
as phosphorlc acid, and will show their eff.
ects in the increased yield of fruit for TWEEN.
ty years or more. They have no standard
value, and can generally be purchased of
the boys, who are glad to get thrty-five or
forty cents brrrel for them. Sometimes a
bonanza can be struck at the slaughter hou
sc of the village butcher, where the refuse
of slaughtered animals, mixed with absorb.
ents, make a powerful fertilizer. This is
much more valuable manure than that of
the bsrn-yard. The buried bones gradually
ssften under the influences of the soil of
heat and frost, until the fine plant rootles
penetrate the substance of the bone, and
absorb the nourishmcnt If you take up
grape vine thathas been planted over bed
of bones, after few years you will find the
dones firmly grasped by the roots, and in n
decaying condition. From one to three
bushels may safely be planted under every
pear and apple and grape vine.-ImeriSan
Agricu!turist
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Fish Food for Farmers

The introduction of German carp into
the United States, fish that will thrive
and grow tat and savory on decaying vege
talon, Is progressive step toward uilIZ-
ing the millions OF small watertracts that
dlsiigurc the farms of the country. 1t is a
rare exception when hundred acre farm
has not pond, or a pool, where fish Cul-
ture can be made 10 flourish. If not with
the beauty, with more than the value OF
the harvest acre.
Fresh fish tor breakfast is a great rarity
upon farmers table. This IS the more
strange when we consider that many of
our most fertile farms, especially those
east OF the Allegheny Belt, lie along the
great water courses, or are furrowed by
streams that will yield bountitu supply
OF coarse, but good fish foou.
Fish.cuture, by its rapid, economic pro
gress during the last decade, has placed at
the wi! Of the farmer means of provld.
ing toehis daily needs, which ranks in
importance with the raising of ordinary
farm products for home consumption
Why the farmer has not found this out
long ago, 1t Is easy to explain. The pur-
suit OF fish culture has been, almost eXclu-
slvcly, confined 20 those who may be
classed, without oiiensc, as professional
ishcuturlsts. These gentlemen have
made iisiICulturc an art, from q knowledge
OF which, the farmer, with his acres OF
water area. all ready for the seed, has been
debarred. Yet all these years, ish.raslng,
tor domestic use, has remained one Of the
simplest problems that ever farmer was
called upon to solve
Given q pond u few fish. q shovel n few
hours labor, with twelve months of patient
waiting, and you have your crop, which,
with care, will become an annual one.
without the use of pillow, harrow, or seed
bag. Take the carp as M illustration. II
you have natural pond, covering at least
half an acre, with an outlet and an inlet,
lis greatest depth at least eight feet, with
shelving margin, you have your fish tarm.
Send to the Fish Commission of your
State for supply Of carp. which Will be
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Irregular correspondence }

WASHINGTON, d. C., Dec. 10, 1882.
Congress is beginning to excite the
alarm Of its friends. 1t has caught the
American con,aglon Of what Mr.. Spencer
calls "over-work." For two consecutive
weeks there has been no adjournment,
The annals of Congress furnish no similar
instance. Still the reader need not fear
that his representative in Congress will
not survive his intense application to civil
service reform, tax reduction, and appro-
priatlon bills. Congressman have died
and worms have eaten them, but not from
over.work." Washington malaria"
which Is polite synonym for glut,ony and
drunkenness, has claimed more victims by
half than the Moloch of legislative work.
The American statesman, as a rule, is not
a narrow chested, knock -kneed, pot bellied
specimen. Those who win IN political
races have need of physical stamina, hence
the cadaveroue, consumptive and dyspep-
tic specimens who reach this goal are com
paratively few. But whether they come
fresh from the Sierras, the cotton.fields
the bluegrass region, or the manufactur-
ing or mining towns, the great objection
that they and their beloved country have
to contend with is their freshness. Most
members of Congress are too fresh" Mr.
Kelly, of Pennsylvania, vulgarly called
"pig-iron," and appropriately called, on
acc runt of the length of his service, "the
father of the house" is not too fresh :;
neither Is Mr.. Cox, and ] could mention
others who have no freshness about them.
But the majority Of members come here
untaught, unread, and unskilled in the
most perilous work ever attempted by
man,-thc work OF Legislation. The worst
of II is, that they no sooner learn the primer
OF craftsmanship ia the routine OF leglsla-
ton, and the intrIcacies if the executive
department and bureaus than they, BY an
idiotic rule of rotation, which is the IN
written law In most of the congressional
districts, must give place to another open
mouthed country pumpkin whom his
party has sent here to make laws for a
great nation and to make history for all
time.
Duiing residence of eleven years in
Washington have seen Congresses come
and Congresses 60, and it it were possible
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OTTAWA FREE TRADERS SATURDAY, DECEMBER 80. 1852

furnished to you free of cost, except that OF
transportation. Place them in your pond
feeding, If needed, with the scraps from
the kitchen, or better still, with the curd
of sour milk. In twelve months there Will
be a crop ready tor table use.
Fish, like cereals, must have protection.
Before planting the carp, see that the
pond Is cleared of all other kinds of fish,
and of frogs, both of which will soon eat
up the young fish, as well as the spawn of
the larger ones. The yonng fish have other
enemies, such as the kingtsher, the blue
heron, ducks, water rats, ETC., against
which they will need protection.
Put no other fish in the pond with carp,
but if you crave varied fish diet, and
have another natural pond or the chance
of making one, put a few dozen catfish or
bullheads IN it. This fish protects its
young, and increases with great rapidity.
In a separate ponds may be planted the
large-mouth black bass, or the yellow
perch may be raised All of the above
named fish Will live and thrive in ponds
with muddy bottom, and their growth In
size and Numbers will be dependent upon
the food and fresh water supply, The carp
is a vegetable feeder, and will require lit
tie food so long as the pond is well filled
with aquatic plants. The other fish feed
on minnows, frogs. the Larvae of water IN
sects, fresh.water crustacea, and such other
animal TODD as comes within the reach OF
their rapacious jaws. BY the judiclous
culture of a small frog preserve, sufficient
food tor the black bass can be raised with
surplus of delicious frog legs for private
Inglsr.
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for me to hold up mirror to show some
of the congressional constituencies how
they are reflected here by their elect.
would like to do so. In the language OF
the exhibitor of the fat woman and learned
hog: this show would be "both moral and
instructive" 1t is no exaggeration to say
that when the average member first comes
to Washington he is dazzled and dazed by
unfamiliar sights and SOUNDS, and until he
has ceased to be a freshman, or has been
well "hazed," as it were, has gone through
a seasoning process, he is no more fit for
his place than he would be to drive the
locomotive of lightning express. Every
one who has seen three.yearOld colts
first appearance in town, or rural dogs
city debut, will recognize the picture. Not
that the colt may not achieve fame as
many modern horses do, or the dog prove
both honest and sagacious, so that he may
deserve the name of "the watch dog of the
treasury" But what l am trying to de-
nounce is the custom Of continually sup
plying fresh, raw, green congressman, and
recalling to public life those who have
learned in the very expensive school Of
experience.
There are many pitfalls in the way of
congressman here, and many congressman
IN the way of pitfalls. The lobby assumes
thousand pleasing DISCUSSES recognizable
only to the initiated and the wary, resist
bic only by the strong. The lobby that
hangs about the corridors of the House and
the Senate, that pene,rstes committee
rooms, that lures senators and members to
h,tle suppers, where other women than
their wives are invited, is the least danger
Gus because the least disguised. The bet
ter and more influential class OF congress
men cannot be caught In such coarse
meshes. But there Is lobby in which
there is a greater display of finesse and
refinement. The man of experience, the
man of the world, the scholar, the diplo-
mat ''thc glass OF fashion and the mold of
FORM" in short what is known as the best
Washington soclety-the army and navy
circles-torm a lobby through which the
greatest wrongs have been committed
against the country and the treasury.
CAS
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CARING FOR A HORSE HARNEss.-The
average harness in the rural districts is
poorly cared for, and short.livcd. Not in
frequently it Is hung in the horse stable
exposed TO the ammonia generated from a
pile OF Iermenting manure, The stable
may be furnished at odd spells with bed.
ding or absorbents of some kind, but these
are not promptly renewed, and there is a
great waste of the most valuable constitu-
ent OF manure. The harness has the bene.
fit OF the ammonia, and the effect Is about
the same as washing it with lye The har'
ness rots, cracks, and without frequent OIL
ing comes to grief at an early date. The
safer way is to have a place for the harness
in the carriage house, or some building
outside the stable. If the stable alone is
available, it should be kept free from. the
smell OF ammonia by the constant use OF
absorbents, sawdust, sods, road dust, straw
or refuse hay. \ harness properly cared
for and kept clean and pliable Will last
twice as long as one that is neglected. II
is much cheaper to spend ten cents for
neats-ioOt OIL once in three months, than
fifty cents for mending at the harness
maker s. Am. 1gr5cuttUrlSt
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Protecting His Character.

Entering the shop of his Sixth avenue
tailor the other day, he said
"Sir, owe you $50"
YES, sir, you do"
"And have owed 1t for year"
you have"
"And this Is the fifth postal card you
have sent me regarding the debt"
81 think il Is the fifth"
Now, sir, while cannot pay the debt
for perhaps another, propose to protect
my character as fas as possible. Here are
twelve 2.ccnt stamps. You can use them
in sending me twelve monthly statements
of account, and can thus save your postal
cards, and my feelings at the same time"
1t IL stated that the tailor has credited
the "a cents on account, and feels that he
has secured more of the debt than he had
any reason to hope for.
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good article that has achieved success
and attained q worldwide reputation by its
true merits and wonderful results, Is always
initiated. Such is the case with DR.. King g
New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds. Already uuprincpled parties are
endeayoring to delude an unsuspecting pub
lie, by Offering limitations of this most for
tunate discovery. Do not be deceived, bat
insist on having the true remedy, and take
no other. For sale by +. Y. Griggs, Ottawa.
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An Arithmetical Curiosity.

To find the day of the week for any
date within the first thirty centuries of
the Christian era:
From the number indicating the year
drop all to the left of the tens. TO this
result add its fourth part (regardless Of
any rcmaindeO, the day of the
month, index of the month, and
index of the century. Divide the
sum by I, and the remainder will be- the
day of the week, counting Sunday |,
Monday ,, Tuesday 3, Wednesday 4,
Thursday >, Friday 6, and Saturday 0.
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BY calling at &. Behring's drug store you
can get sample bottle of Dr. Bosanko's
Cough and Lung Syrup which will relieve the
most obstinate cough or cold, and show you
what the regular 80 cent size will do. When
troubled with asthma, bronchitis, dry hack.
ing cough, pains in the chest, and all dlseas-
cs OF the throat and hugs, try a sample bot
tie Of this medicine.
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How can you when you cough at every
BREATH Why, get a trial bottle of DR.. Bige.
lows Positive Cure, and you will be answer.
ed. 1t cures colds, coughs, consumption,
whooping cough, and all diseases of lungs,
and 1t VIII cost you nothing to test it if you
call at your drug store. (cl
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1t is generally considered a pretty difficult
task to Guido a physician, but the following
will conclusively prove where nine were com
p!ctely out.done. Mrs. Helen Pharviz, 33l
Dayton St, Chicago, H., was treated for
Consumption by nine physicians, Kings New
Discovery for Consumption completely cured
her Doubling ones please drop her postal
and convince yourselves. Sold by &. Gehring.
Trial bottles free. az
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1t is said an old philosopher sought an hon
est man with a lighted lantern, and human
ity has since been seeking an honest med
icinc by the light Of knowledge, 1t has at
length found it in DR.. Jones' Red Clover
Tonic, which cures all diseases of the blood,
removes pimples, and actspromptly upon the
liver and urinary organs. Only 80 cents II
bottle, to be had at all drug stores. (c)
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Mixed train from Streator to Paw Paw leaves north,
at 7.4t A. NJ, SOUTH 6.S1'
Morning train makes close connection at Aurora for
a. points east and west.
PullMan Palace Sleeping Cars, C b. g. Q. Drawing
Room cars Horizons Reclining Chair Cars. and the c.
d. &c O. Palace Dining Cars by this route. All iAforma
ton about rates of fare. sleeping accommodations
and time tables vii hc cheerflv given nv applying to
PERClVAL LOWELL,
General Passenger Agent. Chicago,
IHOs. y. FARKyc.
General Manager. Chicago r. H. MARVIN,
Agent
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The best salvc IN the world for cuts, bruis.
es, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores,
letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and
all skin eruptons, and positively cures piles.
II is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded Price % cents per box.
For sale by g. Gehring
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W. j. Nicely, Ottawa, has Essex bears and
short horn bulls for sale.