Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1882-09-17
their hash through /. o.,

their has. q, through a can.
chair.-Hko Lndependents' Ans-oo4,>s
When King Cetewayo h..
meal he does not cali "a, -, = nohha
and napkin, but wines Il, n1es.Se'
the woOily head of hIs mn hand =
able to adopt this custom Svinl bS
difficulty Of procuring prim. I g. .
They were talking abon, l'uis.a
habits, comparative intsII;' oon-S.
Of those sagacious animai."Ssnee =
Rutherbert said; swell, ,ir n m Yen,
a dandy, he Ia. You ought H. ny Do,
him sometimes. Honestly - l& =
has more sense than hsys oeleNA.
very doubtful comnIim... Ing,
dog" said old Mr.. Glpomr ' tr u.
over In the corner. Who y
3 So far and - farther.
.Ye pigge Ne Is pretty fov,
And vnnderous COED IN
And s eR. hl EI ill., likewise kew ri, io,,
But II you try thousand vo
] trow You still will fayIs
To make n silk pure NJ hi,s,
or q ~iSsei OF his tsylc
"Pve lost q patient" said , "a
sitting down to q boarding boruOoc;,r
ner table, with u frown ON h, ,r dia-
dark rs q gunpowder pouIrica ase ~
sorry to hear 1t. Man or wor IAN
asked one Of the boartiers nan
"When did he die" "Di.. a,a'
him, he's not dead. He stopn.i,n mn,
my medicine, got well, and r ram
without paying the BILL" SSay
Rough on Sellem: "Thipcs .
come to a pretty pass" growIeJ ph MaSs
son; 81 called in ut Sellem'. "a. d.r "Aa,
ordered bill of good and if yo,;n AM
lieve It, that clerk of hi, n.fn..I D.
deliver them until he had ga ,hs s.. %
I was SO mad that I wouldn'trsss ,S Sa,l
ConfOund him, he lost one hiy .aI',
suppose he didn't know ME: hn, Ia. !
care for that" ut looks 10 ma !. !
though he didn't know You. l." ~,id ",
''but II was mighty rough in you 10 :,
fuse to take the goO,ls"-adJin. 3.
stage whisper TO the rest Of the Sy.
"and Il would have bee mighty go
on Sellem II he had."-Boston Tn.
script.
Taken down: ~ tell you what !, l,
fellahs," yawned Adoiphus, I'm mai
ing an awful commotion among n.
girls. Only wanted little fun ~.
know, but deuced II they ar'n't ali ~
ing in love with ME. Pom homo !
believe Pm getting into hot waite, ".
know "Do your" said one Of Il.
girls who CHANGED to overhear: avsl
perhaps It will have the same effect m,
ON you ~ II does upon the lobster" q
say, Martha" exclaimed Adolpbr
turning about, "you're deucedly shan
yer know, but blamed II know Win,
you're driving ut now" Oh, nothing !
replied Martha; "only HOLSTERS" VOC
know, are green till they Get into ho,
water. "-BOston Transcript.
A Louisville young lady writes 10 I,
modest and stupid youth: "le., when
you ask me II Ii would marry you-oa'
! ought not 10 have done, | suppose
but then 1t was such an opportunity
and NO l smited the cue 10 you, "a
answered Never! And you stupid, you
froze the bowed, like a telegraph p,l,
left Oh! dear me, AMI | certain,
thought that at this day there VA, NJ
body under the sun who WAS ~ uupr
donably obtuse, no tar behind the az,
and the rage, that he would not hsy,
instantly met me with. "Whs., never.
and given me the chance to reply
Well, hardly ever""-Courier-Joar
nal.
Mutual confidence: "How does We
like yer new place." asked one dressed
I'D negro woman OF another ~ the,
met on q corner of Austin avenue. Z"
hadn't got no manner Of Use for de- folk
but has done sabed up seben dollar
and o halt outen de market money an'
] hasn't daawed a cent ob my wage
yit." OFF ], was you would MAKE eu
ray me my wages obery week In al
vance. Dey mOut keep some OBJ hi
back when you comes to settle up wi
'em. White folks am mighty on reliA
bleheah In Austin" "Dar's no dsngei
Use working for his pufiec contdcnc
In each udder. Texas Siftings.