The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1882-06-03
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De "Cluo of uumbugS" met as
usual dis eve at de above hour,
All pun takin his seat at de Ell 90
de bench de Parson splained dat
he had herd remarks dt9atory to
dc members ob de club ia ticku
lar, an uin in general, an to pre-
went any sich IN de near future
he would take dis caslOn to sur
jess dat dey han Ober to de press
oh dis little city Il full count OBJ
dcir doinS:
DE Crank, stated dat de ihee
w.,Z aguostlck to de tust principles
oh de charter. De Club, he sed,
had been III distance sum years
an de members darotf had always
iOyed darseives, cause dey had
limited speech Jan ct WIZ now too
previous fur to choke dem Off.
De Owl flew up at dat, an loud
dat de bump Oh Comprehension On
dc Parsons cranium wuz on a
lebel wild de facs in lie case. In
de first place, dis club never WIZ
skeere,i to show up on de proper
casion: Den agill, all de balance
OBJ de CRATE family Oh Humbugs
got darseives iii de papers, an e'
done EN- good.
De Pro;eSs-Sed it did-dats eli
dey didn't sit in under de report
on CrankS.
De Pardncr-spoke up sayir
dat he WIZ urdtwided on dc que>
ton fore de gang, but, he wuz
willln an ready to vote wild dt
Profess on all motions-in fac
dey wnz paired fur dis session.
De ParsOn den tuck Il treSl
chew, an opined dat Z oh de ina
jority WIZ in taber ob de clause
;,s amended, an dariore clared dt
piut carried.
DE Profess rose on a question
Oh privilege an ASKED de ParSol
how long an how far could he cal
~ a pint widout ober~iiowin!
De Parson hoped dat his ,e,,r
tashum in de club wool counter
ack dat situation. an ef eny one
else dulsed liz paysoa alitys, ht
wood bring dem oefoo de bar OF
de house.
De Owl serjeSted dat de Parson
put EN- JeAiae Gle bar.
De Crank asked eft dey ment a
skeeter bar, he needed Que.
De Pardner, UNEXPECTED dat Il
bar OBJ soap would be more pro.
pirate. An de Profess sed dat
de6ar"d han frum cumin iii dat
time.
De Parson den quired eff de VIZ
;tor wood be in dis eve-,ie lass
meetin he lief long fore dc closin
hour. an as be lit out deere seemed
to be sum CRATE waite prGyin Oh
his mine.
De Owl, screechrd, dat dar was
no prUyiR bout de Vizitor.
DE Crank taught maybe he had
gone to sit up wild a ten ob hisn.
De Profess sest he had been. sit
tin up wild er fur sum time, an
de Pardner diagnoced ct as a
bad ease.
De Parson related dat he oncft
know|d Il girl dat wuZ SO cole all
de boys JTOose to er.
De Owl sung ont dat he was
quainted wild one dat wood'nt cum
to de table cause dc salad wasn't
dressed properly.
DE Profess beleibed dat she
wuz a sister to de one dat wnz SO
modest, she wood'nt put a watch
i'll her belt pocket, cause ct had
hands.
De Parduer sed ct look'd ceEse
ble on de face Oh it.
An de Crank remarked dat ley
all seem'd W0uaa up.
De ParSon agreed dat sum Oh
dem had to so i, on ti;chh.
De Owl LOOKED at his stem win
der an sed dat made time fly.
De Profess, den proposed. dat
dey all tend ne ciiurh in a body.
Wi!ar DIZZY could see some body.
DE Crank offered to put fur de
club wei de plate passed by. eff
&c Pardner wood provide fur de
lunch after de devotions.
De Pard. waz agreeable to de
foregoing. avn after dc Parson had
notifyed de Club to he on hand at
dc dance mex week dey filed out
two a breast i'll de still, dark lite.
In conformity Wild lie under,
standin above specified. Witness
dis day of our Lord my signature:
PERU X
mark.