The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-12-14
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,auus, said she Esauimtr; sad dovh
srri aba4bsF csndlc
81 khos shss they call en- isanf0a'
shrs sAsfes three twins. Mamma
what. Ksiyy- .5ihlesa,"
-ls Ne. Yort they call The siess'sd
road the l. road u 10 NOD safe sh-
lssgsasiod ius Oh K1gilshmsn.
TIE youar woman Who gave her band
20 assuiIemah Il 70 yesrs says that dried
trnis i nsnrEi better than u looks
"A CsDsaian woman. IN bury 10 gei
10 thsfrh. scrsdesisliy ~eai of With hei
Luai~fa's bioerhes, instead other dolman,
On hss sfm.
Brave Lear, The Indiaa who VA,
Lsosed Last week. si fsniiou, wore a I'm
"a dus.a. lie L@v he couldn't send io'
IL Afterwards.
--one Of the creates advantages that The
Masonic order onen 10 every one who be-
comes member il thai be stands chance
a becoming The oides, Mason Il be Lives
long enough.
The latest acquisition 70 the Metro
polilla museum Of New York la celebrated
Italian statute called The Thief. THIS.
singuiarly enough. 10 exhibited - . cum
oaiy 10 New Yorl.
-.Ab." moaned widow recently be-
rravcd, 'sbst misfortunei know what
lind Of husband have lost. bat how
can | kno~ what Kind Of husband bis
successor will bef"
--yiciinist Rsmepyi defines genius
''ihe power man has TO kindlc his os n
fire" II ~ on cold Winter morning that
married man Is most willing 10 acknos
ledge his lack Of genius.
Oscar Wilde says he ''pan,s 10 NEE,
Roscoe Couklingu Nov he should pant
,o NEE, some other oelebraty, and then he
would have pair Of pants--an article oil
dress be sadly needs.
II. is indeed true thai the Chinese dc
everything just directly opposite to eau
casian methods. The wife OF the Chinese
minister at Washington doesn't like TO be
considered 40 young as she Is.
Here, wife. I've brought you lever
inrkeys' Eleven turkeys what do yoI
meanr There is only one" "Therelmus
he leyen, for fell down 'leven times an.
every time picked up turkey
1T is during these days Of business
that clergyman. on selecting chapter o
the Bible 10 read in church, lrst looks
the end OF tie verse 10 make sure that n
patent medicine advertisement is hitche'
on.
--Rallyiug. Doctor lsotto voice 10 hi
colleaguc I've must reduce the feye
aud aba,e the thirstr Patient twho ba
overheard) ELF you'll redooce the fevel
gen iemen I'lltake :hance--to abate th
thirst mysbelfl'
"A scstern woman nearly blind, cool
ed some gunpowder ina quantity Of OF
meal The whole family died except
boy, and be is so full Of the compoun
that his aunt won't let him go near u
fire for fear he'll go Of.
The deacons sonrwas telling the mil
lister about the bees singing his pa, an
the minister inquired: "Stung your
did theyg Well. what did your pa say
Step this waya moment, said the DO
ia rather whisper II to you,
A hotel boastcr who was yanntinS h
knowledge OF the world before a crowd
new. comers, was asked by wag at his elbo
iIhe had been through Algrcbra9 20
yes. certainly. said "he, ! passed throui
there on top Of stage abouta year ago
A Canadian minister who found
punched lisli dollar in the contribu'i
box philosophically said to his congret
ton. "Let US be thankful that the go
good brother bad this silver coin with
hole In II, for otherwise he might la
given only cent"
Summing up: Csptain-"What
the charge. ergeant?" Sergeant-"f
time it's drunkenness, sir But this IN
is ths most troublesome fellow in the re
meat, SIR, lie goes out when Le lil
and gets drunk when he likes; IN fact,
acts as IL he might be horhccrl"
"A young fellow asked another a
ball IL his girl was there. Yes sid
DO you see that girl dressed in snl
What that woman with such mags l'ic'
eyes; You don't say. How lucky !,
arer' Just so OF course ] am. "
my girl is the one next TO her.
= The title OF the lesson was, II
Rich Young Man. aud the gold ,ei' "
.-onr thing thou lacksst A teacher
The primary class asked little tot to
peat the two, and looking earnestly
young ladyis 'src, the child SAID {
thing ,hou lsckess "a rich young man.
Irish bcggar: Gould you hep p
teilo~ today" Shopkeeper: Not
DAY" '.Irish beggar: well IT'S to-
need IL" shopkeeper: "Cculdnt Il
had Any Of your Kind to-day slrad
Irish bes9r; Sure. sir, it's meself
knows how the profession ~ o.
runl"
Compassionate Curate. "WhAis
matter Nth little Billy, Mrs. Do'ide
Suffolk Mother l~ho had been CORES,
her sonl. Matter wuth'm' There's
us sairn the matter wurth'm' You @
aes ~roag hiDdin orn'" II be bean
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