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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

A wag Of lawyer, says an Iowa
paper, w.s sitting in his Office the other
day deeply engaged in unravslling some
knotty question, whs1 gentleman
entered and inquired
"Is this Mr. Z-r
The student Of Dlackstone, raising
Lis eyes from the legal book before him
replied "If you owe me anything, or
have any Lusines, in nv line, hen 3
il my name I; If you have any claim 70
present aGi not The man. Ii you
called Tor social chat, you eau cal
me any name yon choose-"
81 propose to pres,nt YOU with som'
business in your line. ] have a note o
S25 which / want you to collect" 81
saying, he handed the lawyer a cote
and departed TO call again the mex
day.
AS soon ss be was gsne the lawye
learned that il was one Of his owl
pronises 70 pay. The neyt DAY hi
client agsia appeared and inquired
"Well, what success y
"All right /; have collected tn
money. Hero it is. les my feos,
handing him Sl5.
"Good !" said the client al hav,
made $3.50 by this operation"
"How NO T. said the laweI.
"Well,' replied the client, Il trie,
all over the city to sell your note 70
$12 40 aud couldn't do it.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

or olive greons, terra Gotta, blue,
brown, purple or plum. Basques DIFF.
fering from the skirt are too eonven-
lent to be relinquished, and this Fall.
seem as much In favor as ever Eth.
or Of plain goods or brocade, or strip
ed, with plain skirt. But indeed
thero il no rule and any contract
that looks well Is permissible.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
SKIN In the vvorkshsp /.

To do good work the mechanic must
have good health. If long hours Of
confinement in close roons have en-
feebled his hand or dimmed his sight,
let him at once, and before some organic
trouble appears, take plenty of Hop
Bitters. His system will be rejuvsna.
ted, his nerves strengthened, his sight
become clear, and the whole constitu.
tion be built up to higher workins
condition,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
saIEM ceRREsresDExcr.

The grand feature Of the forty days
in thip political wilderness WAS tho re-
eeption Of Gov. Moody "Wednesday
evening IL reminded us of Gov.
Growers reception In the sams house
years age. As onr members have in-
creased since then, the reception Of
Gov. Moody may se put down in
mum "t'a only as the leading reception
of Salem. We should think there
were three To four hundred ladies ard
gentlemen present lirst and last and
the elegant attire of the ladies showed
great preparation for this feast. Tie
gentlemen wero out in their best "beay.
er and tucker" and really the occasion
was one Of which all parties shonld be
proud. We found many simon-pure
Democrats there mingling their coffee
with that Of the dunifonnded radical.
All the Senatorial candidates were
there during the whole of the evening.
or nearly 80, except Mr. Mitchell. lie
did not remain. Among these dark
b. rats We noticed Hons. Richard vii.
liams, Geo II. Williams, NJ. G. George,
J. N. Dolph. and w. Lair Hill. There
were large number Of ladies and gen.
tlemcn from Portland, Tho Dalles, and
Oregon City. Cav. Moody makes n
live Governor out Of bis office. He
drives a good team and lives as
Governor should. The Gov. and Mrs.
Moody, received until twelve o'clock
and socially tho Interchange of con-
grAtslations was elevating and pleas-
ing. Outside OF any political Signi6-
cance, the affair was n credit TO all
parties. Mrs. Moody receives special
praise for doing her part so we'll.
Among the guests were several OF our
Albany nsighbors, and they were in
their makeup and department "Erst
best The comet no doubt vas visi-
ble long before everyone Of these visit
ors laid themselves away for Few
hours sleep. Among tho ladies from
Portland. were Mrs. J. n. Dolph, Mra.
w. Lair Hill, Mrs. ID. p. Thompson,
Mrs. Geo II. Williams, Mrs. DeE uhn.
There were several others.
The Senatorial question WAS mootej
now aud then and the opinion was that
Mitchell would hold the fort. So we
are to have no election. The immortal
seventeen, have made an Offer TO tAks q
choice from two members II the Senate
and elect the one solicited u. y. Senator
Oae Of them is Hrseb, Of Multnomsh
and Mcconnell Of YAmhill anl Ilaho.
This scheme will never win. II Mitch
eli dies be will dio on topso the Re
publican grave digger when lac goe
down after the fragments Of the corps
he will strike the bones of Mitchell
litst. This il business.
The best thug Of the session wa
that messenger soning from Iiahs 4
have Mcdonnell President Of th
Oregon Senate, run Independent ia
Idaho for Congress, Nc would hav
made il if he had consented but he dc
clined at least unti! after Friday Q
this week. ! learn that leading Asthc
dists are now al work for Mitchell an
they think that avote will DO given t
him from Marion County Republican
Ii their hopes are realized Mitche
will be elected. But wo ara withou
hopes from that source.
| EaFfsa
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
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syrup Of Figs.

Is the best and most pleasant Of all
purgatives. It cleanses the system,
purifes the blood, cures billiousness
and constipation, dyspepsia, headaches,
colds, fevers, etc. Oar enterprising
druggists, Foshay & Mason Albany,
Rector & Son, HaIsey.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
Albany Bath House.

TSHE UNDERSIGNED WOULD RESPECT
fally inform the citizens Of Albany and vi
sinity that ] havetaksn charge ofthis Establish
mept, and, By keeping clean rooms and pawn
strict attention to business, expects " suit n
those who may favor US With their patronage
Having heretofore carried on nothing but
First Glass Hair Dressing Saloons,
s. expects 10 give entire satisfaction to al
- 0kldien and Ladies, Hair neatly on
shampooed. JOS WEBBEl.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
"a seems 90 satisfy.

A family want, and wonder how
we ever got along without Parker's
Ginger Tonic. II cured me Of nervous
prostration, and have used it since for
all sorts Of complaints ia our family
Mrs. lines, Albany.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

A Sunoury girl who married recen,-
ly says that her husband would soon be
a wealthy man if he would only work as
hard row as he did when he Was mek-
ing love To Der.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
Don't Ne Alarmed,

at Bright's Disease, Diabetes, or any
disease of the kidneys, liver or urinary
organs, as Hop Bitters will certainly
and lastingly cure you, and it is the
only thing that will.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
The safest way.

The safest and surest way ts restore
the youthfal color Of thehairis furnish
ed by Parker's Hair Balsem, which is
deservedly popular from its superior
cleanliness.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

In religion, talk is brass, action is
gold. The old dArkey said, "Pears
like I could say more in Eye minutes
than ] could live ia five years."
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

A popular writer, speaking Of the
ocean telegraph, wonders whether the
news transmitted through the salt was
ter will be fresh.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

The Diamond Dyes for. family use
have no equals. All popular cOlOrs
easily dyed fast and beautiful. 10
cents package.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
way welcome.

What makes Floresion Cologne vel
como on every ladyis toilet table is It's
r'ch and lasting fragrance,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

Judge w. t. Filley, of Pitts6eld,
this State, was cured Of severe rheuna-
tism by St. jacobs Oil.-Spriacfeld
RepubLican.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
ADVERTISING nA7rs.

epoclal DusIness notices ia IISca1 Col
uTnns p cents per line. Regular local
notices 10 cents per line.
:, FOR legal and transient advertisements
81 % per square for the first insertion ss,g
~ cents per square for each subseaneut
Insertion. ''.'s
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
REVERE HOUSE,
Csrae, yirst and Ellsworth Albany, Oregon
Chas. Pfeiffer, Prop'r.

This Holel Is fitted up In first class style Tables
supplied with the best the market afords s.Irinp
Beds In every Room. A good sample Room for Com
mefcial Travellers.
sTFrse Coach to and from the uotel.xa
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
Srw xOra yAsu,Os ,orrs.
Fall Millinery Embroidered Costumes
nedIngStes Jackets.

Upon your felt or velvet bonnet
you may place n dove, pigeon, hawk,
crow, partridge, wild duck, or the
llko-not all, but any ono. Ycui
choice being made, proceed TO hatten
down your bird !; passing your velvet
or ribbon over the body and under
tho wings, allowing the heal to nes-
ile either on your bnc hair, or 10
look reproachfuliy from the front.
alone, however, am responsible for
the adverb of discomfort Just employ
ed, since the fashionable intellect APP
proves OF such orpainentations, and
thinks them "swcet'. Al sufficIngIy
sweet, indeed, because one sees little
else combined In the way Of bows or
tho like. Again you can group sew
eral llttlo birds together, The assem-
bIed group being reckon"d equlva-
lent 10 tho single large ore. Cocks
heads, likewise, are highly esteemed;
sometimes two together Aght per-
petual battle, while masses Of cocks'
plumagc depend on either side. But
one can hardly go astray In the way
OF feathers. 'TIs season Of them,
and ofientlmCs different kinds arc
sewn together In IL patchwork sort OF
way. Ostrich pluInes are lndispepsa-
BILE, and the broad-brimned straws
with velvet crowns arc 70 covered
with them that they wi.l be worn all
winter. Felts arc in immense de
mand, colored 10 suit costumes,
while dressIer siyles are OF velvet,
SHAPES bong very much like those oI
last summer-capois or pokes With d
minority Of wide brims Flowers
arc hardly seen, though Il few very
large ones OF velvet have been I'm
ported. Nevertheless, for theatres
etc, there are lovely little bonnet'
made entirely Of flowers. 4 word
too, as 10 your wirter's umbrella
since ihere Is ~ improvement worth
mentionIng. In bnyirs, ask for one
having the new spring aciiug catch
for holding IL oia.i. nr closed. The
old wire sprIngS, ~ u'fsightly, anC
liable IN get QUE rf order, Hts com
pietely done away with, and un
doubtediy this Il tho greatest step Il
advance since the Invention of para
pon frames.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
HELP Yot'gsELr.

What il 10 hinder your deviFing
for yourself one OF t.nre snuiache
embroidered costumes that are the
specill feature Or dress this winter =?
Nothing at all, II you have sufficient
ingenuity aud leisure. So many
yards OF cashmere or cameFs hair So
much soutache braid TO match have
design stamped; set to work and In
a short time, behold your costume.
Very stylish arc pyramIdal patterns
covering tho front breadth, with
touches for sleeves and corsage, but
as a change, come dress patterns,
provided with bands of various
widths, while as TO the making, there
Il more to be said than / can possibly
tell you, SO l would refer you to Lord
& TayIor's FAN catalogue, where are
not only Illustrations OF all new styles,
but q series Of ably written articles on
every department of dress.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

.5uaa or
THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT
coatIa largest and finest of ekg and
gents furnishing goods brought to this valley and win be sold at
prices that defy competition eth er tereer elsewhere |
~ s3ae4E8 sssaf8 al4
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
PROVISIONS. ETC
Our motto is
ONE PRICE FOR ALL.

Samples sent by mail free, On application.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27
out-DooR GARMENTS.


possess a redipgote of embroidered
wool 10 match her dress. With ad-
mIrable foresight. provision Is made
by which the outside world shall
know that she has that costume,
since the outer garment Is cut to OPP
en- down the front, disclosing the em-
broidery. The most Illogical reader
may now furthermore surmise that II
a dress can be embroidered, why not
redingOte ? The conclusion ia most
reasonable. S1 many more yards oil
wool goods, so much moro braid.
You are fully equipped, and beyond
peradventure, are fashionable. AS to
coIops, there olive or forest greens,
brown, blue, ruby, terra Gotta, plum
and the wine colors. Different shades
of each, or black.
JACKETS.
The day OF jackets, however, has
moi departed. For young ladies, en-
broideried ones of cashmere, etc.
will often be preferred to the redin.
gOtes just mentioned, and of course
are more easily gotten up at home
because smaller. Velvet jackets, too
are very stylish ! coming ia all new
colors, and If made OF noupareil vel
veteen, costing two dollars yard
are by no means expensive. Its dur
ability can be depended upon, sine
the great competition In volveteen
and the determination not Is be sur
passed, or. indeed equaled, led tn
manufacturers to seek improvements
which have reduction Of fabri
without a possible rival, thong
there arc many limitations. It is nc
obligatory that the jacket shoul
match the costume in color, and W
shall find pretty effects produced b
contrasts !; or again, a black dres
could be tastefully enlivened by
Jacket, more or less bright la hue
Garnet or crimson would not be to
gay, according to present ideas
! while choice il given among fores
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-10-27

We also invite attention to our splendid selection Of
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

ANSWERING THE BIsHoP.-In
1877 Bishop Bowman went to
Boise City, Idaho, to hold con-
ference. One Sunday aftern oon
be got the Sabbath schools to-
gether and bad a splendid time
talking to the children.
He was an admirable teacher,
and soon had all the little ones
answering questions. He tried to
explain the operations of the
mind through the brain, but find
ing it difficult to make them un-
derstand, be put his fore6uger on
the top Of his head, saying, What
is there?'
After a moments dead silence a
little boy screamed out, 'Nothiu' 7
The lesson in mental philoso-
ply cane to end for that time !;
but nobody enjoyed telling the
story better than the bishop him
self.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05
II the Cnlnmhns (Ga.l Time.

If the Columbus (Ga.) Times
has gathered reliable statistics
then the South drinks q vast deal
less than is drank at the North.
1t gives the number Of saloons to
every go many inhabitants. Let
US glance at few of the items.
Nevada has one whisky shop to
every 65 Inhabitants Colorado l
to rs; California SO Oregon no;
New Jersey 179; New York 1872 +;
OHIO 225; Connecticut 235; Massa-
chusetts 245. This will do for
the North. Among Southern
States Louisiana tipples a long
ways the most. 1t has one to
every 200, Maryland comes next
with z93. Kentucky is third with
438. This is because of the large
cities Of Baltimore, New Orleans
aud Louisville. But then in Tex.
as there is but one in every 549 ;
Arkansas, 554; Alabama. 6O8 ;
Georgia, e12; Florida. 653 Mis-
sissippi, G54 Virginia 693; North
Carolina, 7O8; South Carolina,
900.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

IT DIDN'T SQUEAK AGAIN. Fred
McCabe, the ventriloquist, was great
joker. Some years ago he was on
the Mississippi, on board. one of the
steamboats,, and making the aequaint-
auce Of the engineer. he was allowed
the freedom of the engine-room. He
sat down in a corner, aud, drawing
his hat over his eyes, seemed lost in
reverie. In few minutes certain
part Of the machinery began to
squeak. The engineer oiled it and
went about his business. To another
few minutes the squeakiug was again
heard, and the engineer rushed over,
oil-cau in hand, to give the often ding
spindle another lubricating. Again
be rushed to his post, and again
the spindle began squeaking louder
than ever. Jupiter he yelled, the
darned things's bewitched.' More
oil was administered, but the engin-
eer began to smell a rat. Pretty soon
the spindle squeaked again, and slip
ping up behind Mccabe, the engineer
poured half pint Of oil down the
joler's back. I guess that ere spin
die won't squeak again. And it
didn't.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

Cruel as the advice may seem at
first sight, it is nevertheless tue
that the surest way to feel CON-
Portable in very hot weather is to
keep busy at something that in
duce free perspiration. The loun-
ger on the shore of a bay or lake
never feels so cool in the thinnest
of clothing as he does when be
puts on his blue flannel shirt and
spends an hour or two at the oars.
Ladies on piazzas or it carriages,
tanning themselves vigorously,
bestow much pity on men laboring
by the roadside, but the laborers
are more comfortable than those
who are doing nothing.
augusta Chronicle.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

SUSTAINING her REPUTATION
Young Hostetter McGinnis: one Of
the fashionable young bloods of
Austin, took young lady to church
Sunday evening. As he had been up
quite late the night before, he was
very sleepy, consequently he did not
hirt with the fashionable young lady,
as he had heretofore been in the habit
Of doing in church.
What is the matter with you ??
she whispered.
4 am not feeling well,' he whis-
pered back.
You wake up and giggle a little,
anyhow. If we don't misbehave our
aelVes in church, people will think
we are married, end I want you to
understand I've got a reputation to
sustain
After that Hostetter McGinnis aud
the young lady acted so improperly
that the sexton had to 60 aud Bhis-
per to them to keep quiet.
1sras SJtings.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

university building. The first part
ofthe building that is built should
not be the foundation, but the
dome, and instead of building
from the ground up, the builders
should build from The top down TO
the ground. How the dome is TO
be held up in the air, while the
rest of The edi6ce is being con.
slructed below it, contrary to the
laws of gravitatlor, is more than
we can understand, but Gov.
Roberts wii be equal to the eUer.
gency. Why don't they build
That dod. gasted university, as
sroopcudyke would say, with the
pinnacle sticking in the ground,
and have the foundation np amoug
the clouds? II they reverse the
sJ stem Of education, why not turn
the dod.gasted university build.
ing upside down. too, and have a
man 60 up on g. ladder aud lay
the corner stone when the measly
old building is finished =?
All Gov. Roberts needs 10 make
people say, from clean across the
street. 'Howdy, Solomon is a
thousand wives and fifteen cents
worth of brains from a butcher
shop. All in the world he needs
to be y university himself, is to
have a fence around him and a
:hirty foot telescope sticking out
Of his skylight window.
1eras Sftlngs.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

The following Is considered as Mr.. Long
fellows finest sonnet:
Gas fond mother, when the day is DER.
Leads by the hand her little child to bed,
Half willing, half reluctant to- be led,
And leaves bis broken playthinga on the
floor.
StiIl gazing 6: them through ths open cccr,
Eor wholly resssured and comforted.
BY promises Of others in their stead,
Which, though more splendid, may not
please him more;
So Nature deals with rs, and takes away
Or plsythings one by one. and BY the
hand
Leads Us to rest so gently that We 60
Scarce knowing if We wish to go or sssy,
Being too fnll Of sleep TO understand
How far the unknown tsssscends the Whist
We know"
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05
JOE PRINTING !
Boy WANTED.

There is Gospel tent at the cor.
ner Of Michigan avenue and Fourth
street, and Of a Sunday evening there
is considerable passing in and out on
the part of pedestrians. Last Sunday
evening boy of fourteen who had just
left the tent encountered a stranger,
who stopped him and inquired
Say, bub, what sort of perform
auce is going on there?'
Purity good thing was the reply.
Id kinder like to see tie fat wo-
man and the living skeleton and the
alb:uo children once more, bu. I'm
purity near strapped. Is there any
way kin work in 2?
Us boys crawl under the canvass.
Anybody around to knock you
stif?'.
Never saw anybody. IN show
you where to 60 under
BY hokey, I'll try it It's no
use to throw away quarter when you
kin beat side show
The boy took him around behind
the tent and saw him safe under, and
then crossed the street and sat down.
He waited just exactly three minutes,
and then the stranger came out of the
tent by the door. BE looked ap and
down the street, closely scanned every
ycuugster about him, and finally said
to bootblack:
'Bub, I'm looking for youth
about two heads taller than YOU
peaked nose-brown straw hat-hair
cut short! I want to see him so aW-
ful bad for about a minute that III
give you half dollar if you can fnd
him around there =
Detroit Free Press.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05
%O<-

THE Sun CHOLERA MEDICINE
Mere than twenty years ago,
when it was found that proven.
ton Of cholera was easier than
cure, a prescription drawn up by
eminent doctors was published in
The Sun, and it took the name of
The Sun cholera medicine.
Our contemporary never lent
its name to a better article. We
have seen it in constant use for
nearly two score years, aud found
it to be the best remedy for loose
ness of the bowels ever yet devised.
No one who has this by him,
and takes it in time, will ever
have the cholera.
We commend it to all our
friends. Even when no cholera
is anticipated, it is an excellent
remedy for ordinary summer com.
plants, collie, diarrhea, dysertery,
&C.
Take equal paris Of ,incture of
Cayennee pepper, tincture Of OPT
um, tincture Of rbuharb, esseIce of
peppermint, aud spirils Of cam
phor. Mix we'll. Dose, Is to 80
drops in a little cold water, &C.
cording to age and vip!"'ro of
symptoms, repeated every fifteen
or twenty minutes until relief is
obtained Journal Of Commerce.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1882-10-05

When J. dark and gloomy crisis
10 your life is reached and de-
struction seems to overwhelm you
-ouly remember that the black
est, hercest, storm passes quickest,
and the earth is always the
brightest after it.