New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-06-25
ARIEM1S YARDS FUN.

From The Baltimore Day.
The late ARENAS Ward Charles browne knew
what he about when nc courteu the company u.
actors and journalists so assldu0uSly' ne look
from them much more than lie gave, gOod COM
ramon as he was, and it was the actors VINO tahghg
hin, to give expression to his lrIcslstlDle NOW Oh
shirts in succession of practical Jokes OF harm
loss sort vet cOmical beyond measure by iheir very
oddlty and uneXpectedness. " lone Ill mere COINS
in herew said lie one day in Boston to the COM
nonion walking with him. "COme In mere; We
will have some fun" 1t was n Boston ple-bakery
which they entercd-a place where pies were
spccialtv-wheTe pies and nothing Dut PIES Were
sold Wholesale aud retail, all the llye-long day.
Browne approached the counter behind which the
proprietOr of the establishment was standing, anu
asLrf i'm his bland, inslnuatng voice, " Have YOU
any MES r. Piesw replied the astonnded propre.
for . Yes. piesD "Pes.N repeated the man. still
moro dumtOunded "Of cOur5e-pies Have you
onv-nies ~ Piesiiw gasped the shOpman once
more paZlng at Browne as II lie Thought nm an
escaped lunatIc. sob, well, If you haven't got any
pics ri INQUIRE some where else; come, Jach ana
h marched his friend ont of the shop again before
the salesman could recover his wits. .-
ARENAS delighted to flip the sedate respeela-
Hlltv OF Boston while loving the pace s'hceIely'
one day, in the early afternoon having lectue u
deliver that evening, some OF MS lilehdS Gohciloo
that Inc would not be able TO talk 50 wen a. ni-IO
if he kept on talking IN front OF th1 par Al INC
PARKER Housc They accordingly insisted on an
immediate adjournment, and Artehas' suSPect,uS
the game, determined to revenge IIhls9H. Ho
lacked arms with two gentlemen very well knOWn'
iuIced in tie clty-One manager OF the l'auuS
Theatre the other public officer hgh IN the conn,
OH with them along the cit, 5 most cIoHded anu
fashionable thOI0ughare. Acting as II ne was IN
custody and needed the care OF ms companions hHl
making hi, voice COusplcu0usiY IONA, AiJeha, ,e-
Ton. " Gentlemen, sou are probably aware lhat tHo
,,0II, red man. the Incompatible savage OF ouT
Mains forests and mountain businesses. WHoI.
L"y, studied closely In his native Wlds' mas
,ariou. modes of eXpreSslng the emotions Whicu
',.au his generous bosom and OF giving voice 10 INC
csrnmonll traditions inherited from an imuohoIlal
ancestry Ills cries and his dances are eQudlS pcc
lar AMI Inc has a particular sort OF WhooP LOT edV
m"rticnlar OCCASION The scalp dance the war
iancc the beer dance the dance OF skulls each naS
;t oTnrnnriate hali0o and SD has the feast Of ti9
moon tbe harvest feast and 50 forth but no N'roa
drscriptIou gentlemen. can give you au iuod "a
these vigorous cries. They must be hciiu 10 oI aP
nleciatcd and to him who has never heard mem
thev nro startling as the revelations OF ile'ine
In iIlnstration of what | have bald, gentlemen,
viii now proceed 10 give you an imitation OF 'lo
vcn Of the noble savage as tonahawk IN manu. 40
snrings exuliant from his ambush upon the 10
founded Zoe. ., . ,..l;,,,, and fire.
r,endous war-whoop, which made people tara loL
blocks around and drew upon HIM the attention."
thousands. -, ,.. os+o, ~
coininr his breath a FAINT imitation OF the war
riors cry as he returns to his wSwan the scd,p
his slain enemy dangling in CORY ghas'iIh'SS ~ '''
belt" - ban, nm
his game for u mile or So until his iehuS sO0 N'N'
Mt last to his hotel