Daily Republican., 1882-08-26
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sun sets 9 AZ.

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sun rises b.2l. sun sets AZ.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
DeviIed crabs at Fullmer's.
SteWed crabs ut Fullmers.
Ice cold oysters OF Fullmer's.
Mason Jars, camp chairs, ice coolers, 900.
Dr. Darmon's office, 1924 Oamsc st. Phila
Get your con"A roasted at 400 King street.
Parker, Cupplng and leeching, No. 1os East
Second street.
got this fine cigar at Mullins, West
Front street.
The sharplesg gathering Thursday, was
anything but PofntleSs.
Fine IS X. Plain Gold Rings, at E. Il.
Hanf's, 1b East Fourth street.
DR.. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
Old Orchard beach, we learn has 900
heiress. Great snakes And our vacation is
over.
sine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
People who live near stones have no right
TO throw glass houses and the man with
wax nose should avoid hay fever.
Everybody knOWD UnaJ dOlldnu LuhkeS Ih9
best tin-type In the city. No. East Third
street. between Market and KlAg.
The celebrated Capital v hlte shirts are the
best in the market. Gall and sec them at q.
s. Humphrey & Bros, 1909 Market street,
dealers In gents furnishing goods, hats,
caps, etc.
China is the only country In the world
where husband must mourn over two weeks
for the death Of his mother in'lRW. Chlna,
1t may be added, is the only country where
he will,
A smooth bore is held in less estimation
than rifled one. But 1t Is useless to rife
the smooth bore that the newspaper otf1,e
knows. The Boston Advertiser says 80.
A fashion item says the belle Of the period
now wears as her waist-belt little music
box, family playing single tune. We sup
pose this Is 10 enable the gentleman to ex-
plain to anybody who comes along unexpect.
edly, that 40 was winding the box.
In recent lecture Henry Ward Beecher
said sin this country smart men have al
ways chance" That is true enough but
after they have had 1t hundreds Of them
shake their country and go to Canada and
stay until the directors fix up the affair with
the stockholders.
Tho editor Of the Key West Democrat is
said to be only forty inches high and weighs
L
club comes in to interview 'the chap who
wrote that article" the editor Of the paper
cLawls into his paste pot and pulls down the
lid.
A famous cheesemaker ordered pic ures Of
his product from q Paris photographer. On
seeing the proof, which really was very bad,
he said: "This won't do. ConfOund you,
my cheese never looked like that "An,
STR" said the photographer, "but you see, 1T
moved"
The American Consul at La Rochelle has
discovered that pure brandy is 80 scarce in
France that impoItatiOns Of all French bran.
dies into this country should be prohibited
on sanitary grounds. Very few politicians
will care to be appointed TO consulship In
France as long as this dreadful state OF
things exists
Brother Gardner, of the Detroit Limekiln
Club, is a philosopher who keeps his eyes
open. According to the Free Press: he clUsed
/ the last meeting of the club with this chunk
Of condensed wisdom: "Remember, as we
percolate homeward. dat while a pusSon may
have voice like tornady an mouth like
| q WOOdshed de man who Winks |1d his left
eye allus gets the best glass OF sady-Water."
In boring q we'll at Coverdale, GAL, the
auger, at tho depth Of thirty inches further
struck tree standing on end, and had to
cease operations. 1t was about time to stop.
SA@SJ
might have struck party OF campers-out
playing seven-up under the tree, and created
a panic.
what o methodical fellow you are
Brown" said Filkins, who had stepped intt
Browns 'Office during the latter'S absence
I"Why. what do you mean ?" asked BreWn
who had just entered. "Mean ?" echoed
Filkins to think you should lock all YOU
drawers up when you were only going out tol
a few minutes 'Tis MT likely that anybody
would meddle with your papers. :" ~
. course not" replied Brown "but how did
you find out that the drawers were locked p
X Anybody who doubts the superiority of.wo
man over man should visit O summer resort
and be convinced. While woman will ap
pear in new glory of adOrnment three, four,
1--we and six times day, man, the lncapa
BILE, will loll around from morning till night
In pair of old trousers, baseball shoes
Woolen shirt slouch hat and q nasty old
Ipipe, without having the life to make th'
least change of toilet. All, yes, woman Il
superior to man, my friend, and don't JoI
dlsremember 1t.
MODERN NURSERY RHYMRS.
Sing q gong OF Congress
Il POck is yet to fill,
Eighteen million dollyers
/. Crammed Into bill;
II When the bill was opened
Press began to d
wasn't that q pretty pile
To yank from Uncle samR"
The President detected rats,
And slung the veto bold,
Congress shook its wicked head,
And knocked he veto cold.
congressman at home next fall,
Asking re- eleCtion;
r Up come the voters all
With strenuous objection.