Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-14
PITH AND POINT.

PITH AND POINT.
The coming corn is serious move.
ment on foot.
TIE tailor knows how to get around
q customer.
"Tooru is mighty" is the motto of
the gentle dentist.
UNEASY lies the head that has been
bit with baseball.
LEARNING by rote-the man who is
rotated out of an office.
4 BLACKSMITH IS seldom arrested fnr
forgery, though he lives by il.
HOPE springs eternal il .lla fen, Re breast;
Woman neer l., but always t. he--d.cs.
Punch.
PRINCE BIsMAnc77z il fond OF onion
Soup. He thinks it ir1prov 5 his breath.
DECISIONS in lawsuits are rendered
the same as lard is rendered-by trying.
CHAMPAGNE is known by its fzz and
the champagne drinker is known by his
phiz.
The announcement is now made that
gum arabic was discovered in the much
age.
DANISH butter is the latest foreign
importation. CHOW we can have it
pat.
ELEVATED railroads are owned by
monopolists, who want to ride over tho
heads Of the lower classes.
THE difference between q dog and
boy consists in the fact that when the
dog finds scent he doesn't spend it for
candy.
"CANr," says Emerson, "is useful to
provoke common sense" 1t is also
useful, withan apostrophe, when Doubt
full friend asks you to lend him s..
No, ALGENoN, q loafer is not MN
ws7o makes loaves. He is rather man
whom it were faint praise to kick him
half way across the street every time you
! meet him on his favorite corner.
WHEN any ofhfice-hunter puts himself
into the hands of his friends, and his
friends don't set him down before wool.
pile and sawbuck, they are not doing
their duty-not by a long shot.
Free Press.
Some doubts are expressed about the
success Of the artesian well now beng
bored in Galveston. No fears need bs
entertained. The man WHO digs J0J or
more feet into the ground for water can
not help getting long well.
ANOTHER illustration os the value If
advertising! A gentleman came int,
the Oour0nt Office late last night and
advertised the loss Of valuable dog.
! When he reached home fifteen minutes
| later he found the dog was sitting On the
doorstep.
els THERE letter here in scented
envelope for my wife?" he asked the
Postmaster, while the green fires from
his eyes made the Office look like 1eafy
forest. eyes, SIR" answered the Post
master, as he handed it out. The jeal-
GUS man tore it open at once, when, 10
and behold it was the nailliner's bill for
$50. No succeeding chapters.
Az a high-scho examination the
teacher asked the son OF an old ice deal
er how many ounces in a pound. And
the boy said it depended IN the. extent
of the crop, the length of the summer,
and the heat of the weather, varying
from five and half to eleven and three
fourths, but never reaching as high as
sixteen.-Hankeye.
Dr.. HOLLAND said "the greatest
blessing that young man can enjoy is
poverty" Yes, Doctor, poverty is a
| great blessing. It keeps young man
from going hea9!ong to ruin. When he
sees other sadly afflicted ich young men
coursed and flattere,i, driving their dog
cabs, and farlng sunp,uously every day
he goes in and partakes of az emancip.
ated lunch, and thanks his stars that he
| has been saved from such terrible fate.
| -Nesy York Commercial advertiser.
"FOUR OF KIND"
A naughty boy sent one day
With money for a coat to pay;
Alas he did not cane the goat
nlean, lie did not gain the coat.
Fer on the way, burning shame!
He fell against poker game:
Ssddest Of words a fob-rail bush
OF course mean bob-tail flush.
His money gone, his awful dad
He knew would thrash him bitter bad:
Too well, alas ! he blew his nose
should have said. he knew his blows.
'sFafher," he cried, with fearless eye,
81 could, but will not, tell lie;
Against three kings packed two bears
That's, mean, backed two pairs.'
AS passenger train on the st. Paul
road was approaching Franksville, a
man was discovered by the engineer on