The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1882-12-10

YES sir H. III one of the most singular
sclen'nc IlcH, - said one hard. looking man with
blE mstaClc, biz glass diamond, aud plug hat to
another gentleman Of tho snnin species as an unso
sophisticated. booking granger entered tho cari.ro
~ n Market street saloon and look n scat
80 don't believe tit don't seem natural. - oh
lecich tho other Ingenious party fu'nhlng with his
twu-pnund OIoldp chain.
90 I'll bet yUu twenty On IT, and \ put tho money
up In this genilonan's hands, 6hlh tho n,st speaker
muiiunng forward the former,
'Guuss I'll have To 80 you, said tho other, nsh-
Ing ont consuinutlvo huckskin aud producing -
rather dublou.- hooking gold note
WHAT'S tho question: gentlemen - snld tho
granger timdy, ~ he brushed some layHccl OH liig
Hlecve and ordered u beer.
Z" WHY just this. " explained tho nrBt Koarny-
street CHROME. g" telling my frIcnd nero that II n
man iioH banjagc tight around his head no can
drink all the beer lie can hold without feeling 1t
can't ret drunk, In fact. -
''lhpu a. pusn' hc takog tho baudags of P'' asked
the farmer much Interested
" Why, then, Of course n All Mes to shond and
he HuE iullri'n tick In lcRA than R'tnru minutes
Now. IN toll you what wen do. stranger. Wen
pay fut Al the lccr you Rieich yourself over amt
II the .Npolment docsn' turn out lust az say you
hand the stakes over 10 my friend here
80 Am Ia bo stakeholder ton2' said tho rustic. as
the coin was turned over IAN set-nre away"
Hero waiter, twenty nvo bcorsi'' shouted one of
tho HpurR, while tho hacker OF scientific facts tod tho
granger red handanua 80 tight around hls head tho
delegate from tho tomato counties coudai rot haeycs
shut.
rhrty-hvc glassrs disappeared down tho agricultu-
mi beer trap hut still tho Importation from Fonlnmn
gmilod badly nj his rRiners tnd oUnyorRod with
nut tho slightest signs NJ n hrCough, much 10 the
delight NJ tho ngtIgnior NJ the tcst.
- Now, ~ exclaimed that Individual, much excited,
''hc's had enough Ia mako u horse drunk. Lots
take OH tho bnndngc'
This wnE done aud, Hufo enough, u surprising
change came over tho subject, liB eyes grow heavy.
his tongue thick. hlB head began Ia wabblo and.
presently he slipped down IN III. noor hopeless case
Of roller. -
"1hat's M right. Nod, said tho nrst c0nsprator,
with chuCko. " IIo's clean gone; hurry up aud No
through him. open his ycgt-theso RloOkmen gcnor-
ally carry InOnny bolts. -
~ believe I've got everything now, said the other
pal, diving into tho laHt pocket - all except his six
HlOotor. Hasa queer old chicken To 20 hoood. -
ION, hurry up--wo don't want hB gun.
I'm glad Ia hear n, gentlemen, - Hald the In
ohIiato, suddenly sitting NJ aud cooking tho weapon
rofnrrod 10. - Don't STIR boys. I'vo got tho drop
On you. M Just fork over that pliiudcr.'
"Groat Scott - ghEpcd tho RporiH M thcy laid tho
stranger effects IN tho table, what sort ~ Job In
ihIs2''
Gwen, the fact In, boys, I'm ajotectivo, and have
been RpOttlng for couple NJ hOodIc-iiugcfH ever
ElnCo you struck the town, Lo'mo AN win that
$40, and guess ~ ASSESS YOU follows about tOnncr
apiece extra FOR cNponscRdlH II out livny, That u
All right now, my mon where do You lh,ll from P''
"thlCngo, ~ growlcd tho III pustod confidence men.
~ thought So you'l he allowed lust forty eight
hnura 10 shake the town, don't forget. "a Ia Amt
Nnu golng 10 Hot M the beer before you Hof''
owen, You hdro gall, - muttorcd Olo OF tho
bankrupt arm, ~ they pulled tbeir hats oNoi their
oieH aud Med ont, asking us Ia put Mp monn heor-
how that fur nerve. MaCP''
Hut Macs feelings were too deep for uttornnoe. -
Nnu ErIuIfsrn Post.