Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1882-04-13
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most always has large family.
wounds Of the heart are the OILY
ones that aie healed by opening.
Beware. oh. beware, of the mother
or the man that despises women.
When a pretty Irish girl il STOLEN
away they suspect some boycotter.
Jealousy is the sentiment of proper.
ty, but envy is the instinct Of theft.
Money in the pocket of spendthrift
is like a sword in the hands of fool.
Kisses by people who no longer love
each other are merely collated yawns.
A man has to be very sick indeed
not to be stlOng enough to run for Of
fee.
Count that day lost in which You
have not good laugh. So says Cham
fort.
In love, women go to the length of
folly and men to the extreme of silli-
ness.
Clara Belle says widows are fashion
able in New York. It is the climate.
perhaps.
A secret is safe only when it's not
told, but "if three know it there's The
end of il"
When does leopard change his
spots2 When he moves from one spot
to another. .
What is the most wonderful animal
in the faxm-yardp A pig, because he
is killed and then cured.
Platonic love is like march-out in
time of peace; there is much music
and a good deal of dust, but no dam
ger.
The cat is the great American prima
donna. If bOOtjacks were bouquets.
her nine lives would be strewn with
roses.
When a light-haired mans locks be-
gin to turn gray he's getting on to so.
When they begin to turn black he is
getting on to 60.
An ambitious man whom you can
serve will often aid you to rise, but not
higher than his knee; otherwise you
might be standing in his light.
There isn't poor-house in Norway.
When people get so poor that they have
to ask for charity, they are shipped to
America to become eminent citizens.
An exchange says wealthy Israelite
is going to restore Solomon's Temple.
If the wealthy Jew is the guilty party
who stole the Temple, he should be
made to restore it.
Some people are constantly making
new acquaintanees and dropping old
ones. You see, their friendships are
SO warm that they no sooner take one
up than they are compelled to drop it.
again.
There is no doubt in the world that
everybody ought to reform, and as for
ourselves-well, we are very busy in
telling others whaa they ought to- do.
but we will tend to that little matter
by and by.
"Major, see two cocktails carried
to your room every morning, as if you
had some one to drink with" eyes,
sir; one cocktail makes me feel like an
other man, and, Of course, I'm bound
to treat the other man."
The NorTistown Herald notes the
fact that not barrel of whisky was
lost during the recent floods in Ken
lucky, and curiously remarks: "This
seems to refute the theory that the
most deeply loved are taken first.
The critical can always find some
thing at which to object; fault-finding,
like gossiping, has strong grip when
once it gets fOothold. If the system
of the universe does not suit you, oh,
critic, mention it and things will be,
altered to suit your convenience.
A lady was singing last week at a
charity concert and the audience in
sisted upon hearing her song a second
time. Her daughter little child, was
present, and on being asked afterwards
how her mamma had sung, replied.
Every badly. for they made her do it all
over again"
A st. GATHERINGS, Canada, jury Of
twelve enlightened and thinking men,
who were called to Judge the fact of q
case wherein a murder had probably
been done-its victim woman-came
TO the fore with the eonclusion:: sDied
by the visitation ca God under suspi--
,cio0s circumstances"
A mother once showed her child a,
beautiful doll, st. John, of fine make.
and color. "See," she said, she has.
been very good, and heaven always re-
wards the good by making them beau.
itifnl." "Oh," said the child, lifting it's.
shoulder, "don't believe that, mamma.
This little st. John looks very meek
because he's ALI glued up but if he
could only moEes you'd sect"
Rochester Express. A certain news
paper man in the city was called apon
recently by telephone by a man whose
wife had but just died, aad given the
particulars from which. he was to
write an obituary. Amsng the ques-
tons asked the sorrowing widower
was this. 'Was she well up to the time
she was taken sick p 1t was enough
to make the corpse Itself smile
Steuben Republicans: Noah Web
ster was celebrated author. He was
| a quick and ready writer and in ono