Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-10-11
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Why don't they have An examine
6ou in color blindness ct West Point
p Philadelphia Bulletin.
Well, now, tho question is, Will a
West Point cadet lie, or won't he? II
Is generally feared that he w.
Hasokeye
The Boston Commercial Bulletin In
forms us that the King of Oilymargar-
inc George, of Greccc-is visiting
Paris.
A Friend-No, we are not going to
Europe this summer. Our congrega-
ton cannot afford it.
There are three mon in Jail at Ozark,
Ark, charged with murder. The re-
markable thing about this case is that
the men are in Jail.
So many of Lorillard's horses have
been scratched i'll England that one is
lead to think they have been running
for ofice.-Ne,o Orleans Picayuae.
A line in a Welsh poem reads: sMi
ganaf chwi ganu am fy rwyth Pete. !"
We advise Pete to do nothing of the
kind. 1t would be injudicious.
eyes, Elfrida," says the Ha,ckeye.
tearfully, "this is a world Of transit
tory things. Everything changes in
this world, except the circus and
Mary Anderson's age"
The Chicago hotel-clerk looks at
the papers hastily in the morning, and
not seeing any notice of his scarfpin.
believes that the dark horse will be
the candidate.
81 like hot weather BEST" said a
Philadelphia girl, "because it makes
pa and ma so sleepy that they don't
come bothering around the parlor the
nights I have male company"
Census takers were paid by the num-
Der of names they collected, and sew
eral men declined the job in the town
where Alvarado Buoncompagni and
Higalmar Observation-Disclosures re-
side.
Mark Twain, speaking of a new
notwithstanding, writes: "The day
is coming when we shall sit under our
nets in church and slumber peacefully
while the discounted flies club to-
gether and take it out OF the minis
ter"
Barnum has sworn his circus is
worth only 5000, but even that is a
good price. We've seen circusses that
weren't worth two cents. Besides.
you must bear in mind that Barnum
was laboring under the excitement of
talking to tax collector.
The shooting gallery men are doing
a poor business. They might work
up little trade at five cents throw
ii they would put up stuffed cat ON
practicable garden-wall and allow
customers to throw boot-jacks at the
offending object.
"Philadelphia is happy" says Puck,
because 'Ithe eyes OF the world have
been OH her for a week and she has
beaten New York in having railroad
crash" Dressing i'll crash, and hay
ing the eyes of the world on her while
she fiirts. The dizzy jade.
In certain Irish cathedral to this
day are shown three skulls, one little
one and two big ones, which the guide
describes to visitors as the skull Of St.
Patrick when he was child, the
SAuAA Va Nv l gu IN SIOW IL up, Allu the
skull Of St. Patrick as an old man.
An excellent Old deacon. who hav-
ing won fine turkey at q charity
grab bag rattle, didn't like to tell HIS
severe orthodox wife howshe came by
it, quietly remarked, as he handed
over the fowl, that the Shakers gave
it TO him.
A gang Of burglars were burgling
it Long Island the other day, and stole
set OF Appletons' Cyclopedia. This
shows that there is commendable
thirst for knowledge among this class
IF night workers that has hitherto
been unsupported. No doubt these
;racksmen came from Boston. When
IN enterprising burglar isn't burgling
be likes to lie q basking in the sun,
with the Cyclopcdia volumes him en-
sircling, to read tho books all over
sne by one.