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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

WHETHER we educate or not, the
saloon-keepers appreciate the value
of line upon line and Precept upon
precept. The rum shop has its lit
erature, of which I would not speak.
1t has its music and its object lessons,
fitted to go with its literature. Said
a gentleman that had reformed t1n
the rum-shop, conscience is a super
stition, virtue jest, the religion of
Christ a cunningly-deyised scandal,
Christ an exploded myth. The name
Of Cd is heard aIsne ia curses there,
and Immortality is But the feverish
dream of madman's brain. There
is not a commandment in the deca-
logue there is not precept OF the
Sermon on the Mount, there is not
rule of life that ever fell from the lips
of Christ, the violation Of which is
not hailed with plaudits in the sa-
looms" So much for the education
Of the rum shop. When may we
best Offset it, where and how? We
may do this best in childhood, in the
home, and in the public school, and
especially in the Sabbath school,
Z. Eillard.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

IL there ever was time when the
friends of temperance needed to be
fully alive to the great work commit
ted to them, now is the time. II
there ever was time when the mas
ses of the people were ready and will
ling to be instructed on this subject,
now is the time. Let il not be said
in regard to this work, "the harvest
is plenteous, but the laborers are few.
Up and doing, then, advocates of the
cause of right.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05
TAkE IT E4cK.
BY SARAH J. CROCHET.

Take il back,
You kissed me a. the gate last nigh
And mother heard II smack,
So please to take Il back.
cannot see what har:a there IL
In such thing can you
But mother seems 70 be so wro'h,
Please take it back, now do.
Il seems to me quite natural
For lips to meet that way;
But mother says It's very worng,
So take it back pray.
And come TO think Of I'm sure
That several times was done,
So that to make right sure
To take bacx ever one.
I would not have you think its me,
do not care a mite,
But mothers 50 particular,
Please take them back tonight.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

Le RIcIau's Golden Balsam No. I.
Cures Chancors first and second stages Sores
on the Legs aud Body; Syphitic Cstarrah, dis
eased Scalp, and all primary forms Of the disease
Price, $500 per Bottle.
Le Richau'a Golden RaIsnm No. g,
Cures Tertiary, Mercurial, Syphilitic rheumatism,
Pains in the Bones, liberated Throat Syphllitic
Rash, Lumps, etc, and eradioatos all diseases
from the system, whether caused by bad treat.
ment or abuse OF mercury, leaving the blood pure
and healthy Priee,$5,0o per Bottle.
Lc Rlchau's Golden Spanish Antidotc
for the cure OF Gonorrh@a, Gleet, etc. Price,
$2.60per Bottle.
lie Richau's Golden spanish Injection,
q wash for cure Of elect, Strictures, Disease OF
the Urethra and Bladder, ETC. Price, SI.6o per
Bottle.
lie Rlchaus Golden Ointment for the
effective healing OF syphilitlc Sores and Erup-
tons. Price, sl.o0 per Bottle.
Also Agents for lie Rlchau's Golden Pills, for
weakness, loss OF physical powers, and all diseases
arising from abuse and excess oyer-work. Price,
$500 per Box.
Sent everywhere, c. o. D., securely packed pc
Express.
g. #. RICHARDS a co. Agents, 427 q 42e
sansomo street, Corner Clay, San Francisco, Cal.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

Intemperance is the principal cause
of crime, inhumanity, poverty, dis
ease, pauperism, starvation and muir
der A vote against the amendment
is vote in favor of continuing these
horrors. - OsAaloosa Herald.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

It's work Of prevention andIcure;
a work for the rich and the poor a
work that is slow, and yet sure
werk whose effects will endure"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

$500 per year ean be easily made
at home working for E. G. Rideout &
Co, 10 Barclay St., New York. Send
for their catalogue and full part 'culars
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05
NEW FISH MAR KET.

nn corner opposite Senders & Sternberg.
" VIII keep constantly on hand
all kinds of fresh and salt fish and oysters
that the market affords.
NJ. HYDE.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05
NOTICE.

u. S. Land oflice.
Roseburg, Oregon,
April 4th, 1882.
Complaint having been entered at this
Office by Josiah Meddle against Enoch
NJ Cave for abandoning Homestead Entry,
No. 2s6S, dated February 9th, 1876 upon
the n l. 4 Section s, Township IL South,
Range / East Willamette meridian In
Linn county, Oregon, with q view 10 the
cancellation or said entry: the said par
ties are hereby summoned TO appear at
this Office on tho 18th day OF May, 1882,
at 10 o'clock A. NJ, TO respond and furnish
testimony concerning said alleged aban-
donment.
w. L. BENJAMIN, Register
j. q. FULLERTON, Receiver.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05
We SHALL HAVE BUT
ONE PRICE FOR ALL

WENVITE ALL TO COME AND SEE US. WE HAVE GOODS THAT
WILL SUIT YOU AND WE KNOW IT, WEWL SELL AS CHEAP AS ANY
ONE ELSE AND WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN YOU COME TO
TOWN DON'T FORGET TO GIVE US CALL AND WHEN YOU DO SO REMEM
Der THAT IT Is NO TROUBLE TO SHOW C0ODSHA IS WHAT WE ARE HERE
FOR REMEMBER THE NAME AND PLACE
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

Those who car not Visit the city rean hy giving
their symptoms Ia their swn wAy, receive advice
and when desired treatment home with every As-
snranus II a cure.
LErrERs RETURNED or DESTROYED.
Address,
Dr. >. e. YoTNG.
Medical Institute.
NO. ! stockton ~.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

Everybody delighted with the tasteful
and beautiful selections made by Mrs. La
mar, who has never failed to please her
customers. New Fall Circular Just issued.
Send for it. Address
MRS. ELLEN LAMAR.
l6:7h s77 Broadway, New York.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05
To the Sick and Afflicted I!
AND EsPEcIALLY-
Those Suffering from Debility,
Nervous PrOstration, Loss Of
Vitality, Sexual Infrmities,
Etc, Etc.

yUynE GREAT NgED THOSE HAVE ~bo Are
l suffering frufn SEXUAL AND NERVOUS
COMPLAINTS les physician Sh0 can comprehend
their Ansuis and successfully tfcai them,
TIE general prasttisnsr ia nat EafasHtiy skilled
in these classes Il tfutibis do Co. and IL be
isH b. tbs specialist. who by education. ung pfse
iioc. thorough kneuieiss sn' comprehensive mind, .s
prepared O. cure them.
DR. .. a. rOING
oIessi hs nos csivlratsi insgituts IN 1850 Tor The
ptifI-Isu q aFfoFding the aficed tho certainty oi
houorablg and skillfai treatment ard fSffnci ard
permanent festofasl1n And fsr - years IL has
sustained thr frsi rank MT auy uIiu this Coast but
throughout the civilized u8fid
anafa that - dwelling Upon . uninsislnz
subject the decay of soAual stsof ths ignorant
may Asi~Fso my native bai The desire ta Inform
Alio by cafxirsasess % ssAnt II knowts.irs that
be hal n0t oly hurfyinE tisaissisua o.
an nn'ifaoiy grave. but giving sexual weakness as
inhsFllAnus 70 future goBsFatnrs IL too srrz,
incentive &" permit t4r 70 be siicai
Symptoms
" ,ou arc suffering from night insses nervousness
weaknesses. cUniasiUtl Il mind. szht losses ahsu
uh1sg ekrtaoHt. variable temper. trembling tsipi.
tsli0n nuahes. as, - u yoH haze prarsiced self
abuse in the slightest particular yv sufisf
ing ffvtn Tic
Bread Enemy Of Human Life.
And should NOS hesitate To seek Al health and
GERgs GUARANTEED. FERs MODERATE
CONSULTATION BY LETTER OR 0TlikRwisE-
FREE.
Exclusively Vegetable Remedies Ised.
o
LADIEs-YOn are especially liable 10 suffering
fEDta neTNiuua pFuslrAsion. al your peculiar com
Ilants are nervous in their urgin and hence your
suffering terribly depressing or insrpresalbly
keen. The Doctor Ia his researches and Practise II
nervous troubles has made your organization =
sfeeiai study and il thus enabled from his expert.
snrs and kn0wieigu 10 aid and cure you in any of
tho troubles weakness distressing and saacrngs "a
which 4 you are liable.
kTfon viii nnd in tho Doctor = friend upon
whom yDu can rvrly for comfort, aid and cure
DF. Nouns's Female Remedies have at
iainei reputation for efficiency unequai1d by any
nesiicine, OF medical prescription offered
They car be sent by mall OF express
Thesc desiring personal care and attention can
have AL ncsessaFy accommodations furnished
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05
MONEY TO LOAN
oN BI9 @1ER TERMS
THAN EVER,.

am now better prepared than ever before to
negotiate loans on good improved farm lands.
The departure of my late partner has not
lnterfered with my connection with the firm
for which Stewart & ey were loaning money and
can ohtain loans on mo libeal terms than ever
If you must have money, remember that can get
it for you.
CLAlB n. STEWART.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-05-05

GREAT MANY or OUR GOODS WERE PURCHASED IN REYORg CON-
SEQUEHTY THEY OF THE VERY LATEST STYLES AND THERE NOR
SINGLE PIECE IN OUR STORE THAT is OUT OF DATE.
PERSONS RESIDING At DISTANCE CAN HAVE SAMPLES
OF DRESS GOODS AND TRIMMINGS SENT THEM FREE OF EXPENSE
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25
A Precociogs PickIock.

A twelve-year-old black boy,
named Coleman, was brought before
the United States Commissioner al
Baltimore, Md, charged with robbing
the private letter boxes in the city
postoIlice.
The locks on these boxes are of a
kind supposed to be proof against
picking, and the authorities could not
believe the little rascaps admission Of
guilt. SO the marshal Of police and
the assistant postmaster took the lit
tie fellow TO the postoffice, where he
gave them an exhibition Of his skill
in opening burglar-proof locks. He
had little strip Of wrought iron
which he had hammered very thin,
and, putting this in the keyhole
of a box and giving it one or two
slight taps with his finger, open flew
the box as If by magic. Box after
box he opened in the same way.
Among locksmiths of Baltimore the
case has excited, it is said, the widest
interest, and the discovery that these
locks can be picked may lead to an
entire change in them. Government
experts are already studying the case.
The boy Coleman was sent to Jail by
the commissioner to await the action
Of the grand jury on his case.
Now would appear to be a good
time for some iuventorto bring out an
unpickable lock suitable for postot-
fee use.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Some little time ago Miss Frances
Power Cobbe, who has so iden tilted
herself with the cause Of anti vivisec.
ton, called on distinguished man of
science in London the other day TO
endeavor by persuasive speech and
viva voce argument TO gain him over
to her cause. Three points we're OBJ.
seryable in Miss Cobbe's outward pre-.
sentiment, namely, she had an ostrich
feather in her bonnet, a bird of par.
adise on or near her muH, aud she car
ried an ivory handled umbrella. Con-
sequently the distinguished man OF
science replied as follows: MADAM,
charity begins at home. When you
have given up wearing ostrich ieath
ers, which are picked from the living
bird, causing the most exquisite pain;
and birds ofparadise, which, in order
TO enhance their beauty and luster,
are skinned alive; when you have alb
iured the ivory, because YOU know
that the tusks are cut out of the dying
elephants jaw-then, and then only,
come and upbraid me with the cruel
ty ofmy operations. The difference
between us is, madam. that | inhict
pain in the pursuit of knowledge and
for the ultimate benefit of my fellow
creatures; you cause cruelty to be in
flicted merely for your personal adorn
ment."
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25
Sparkisg Too Long.


A young man was telling some of
his acquaintance how he had gone
back on his girl because she was sar.
castle, and they asked him TO explain
what he meant. lie said that he was
spending the evening with her and he
noticed that she seemed to be absent
minded or tired, or something. About
2 o'clock in the morning he said she
started up suddenly in alarm and ex.
claimed: "My, what is lhatg' He
said he didn't hear anything, and ask
ed what il sounded like, and she said
she thought maybe Il was a milkman
coming with the milk. lie said that
was too sarcastic, and he would never
20 10 see her again. Well, probably
he couldn't suit her any better. Some
fellows overdo the thing entirely when
they go 10 see a girl, and nothing will
break them Of the habit Of wearying
out girl like some sarcastic remark
like that. Sometimes the father of
the girl will come % the head Of the
stairs and ask the girl il the morning
paper has come, or IL she will tell her
visitor 20 tell the hired girl when he
gets ready 20 90. These things may
look 20 a young man to be sarcastic,
but his conduct warrants il. There
is no girl who is well, aud wants to
keep so, that wants to sit up all night
with an ordinary young man. She
has got 10 have some sleep or she is
not worth the powder TO blow her up.
She can get all the information that
he has 10 impart in six or seven hours,
aud every hour he stays after that is
dead loss Some young fellows never
know enough to 70. They speak Of
il being time TO 20 at 10 o'clock, aud
the girl. to be polite says ooh, don't
hurry away. Il is early yet, aud
the galoot thinks she means il, aud he
goes into camp for few hours more,
aud all the time the girl is on nettles.
She wishes the house would take fire,
or that he would be seized with
cramp, so she would get out. She
KNOWS luut sue Will NC but ihukulhk
stock Of the whole family. aud wishes
he was in Gaheua, but he stays as
though he was sitting up with "a corpse.
No glrl wants to seem impOlite, and
no one will yawn behind a handker.
chief, or hitch uneasily in her chair.
and pray for relief, and when the
slayer does finally go, she will skip
up stairs three at a time aud give a
sigh of relief. We understand that II
petition has been sent TO the police,
signed by about hundred girls, ask
ing them TO arrest any young man
found on the way home after II o clock
at night. unless he can give an &C
count Of himself A girl ought to
have cheek enough 10 tell a young
man, when he has remained long
enough, that il is time 10 retire, aud
If he does not go. call a servant aud
have a mattress spread on the parlor
floor, and 20 of aud leave the delib.
crate young man to stay all night it
he wants 10. This is written AZ the
request of number Of young girls
who have become pale and hollow
eyed from being kept up until early
hours of the morning by smart Alecks
who will know enough to 30 home
after this. Milwaukee Sun.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25


The following extract from a note
from one Of Prof @. V. Riley's cor.
respondents, communicated by him to
Nature, is interesting as showing how
ground beetles, which arc usually
benefcent to man, may at times be-
come a great nuisance. The insect
properly called an Overflow bug in
California, is, scientifically, the PA
tyaus maculicoliis. We lived, says the
correspondent, in Fresno county two
years. II is hot and dry there, Their
mometer ranging from go TO 1882
for about three months. In June and
July, when hottest and driest, the
Overflow bug" filled the air between
sunset and dark. One could not with
safety open his mouth. They would
light all over ones clothes; they filed
the house; they swarmed on the table;
in the milk, sugar, -four, bread, and
everywhere where there was a crevice
to get through. They we're flying
for about two weeks, and then they
disappeared mostly or did not fly
much, but we're hidden under papers,
clothing, and in every available place.
They were all through the foot bills
the same, aud much the same in Los
Angeles, about Norfolk, but they did
not fly much in the latter place. In
Los Angeles they seemed to be worse
before the Santa Annas, a hot wind
from the desert filling the air with
sand. Chickens, no matter how hun.
cry for insects, refused to eat these
pests. The visitation Of these insects
formed a veritable plague.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Man is the creature of interest and
ambition. His nature leads him forth
into the struggle and hustle of the
world. Love is but the establishment
of his early life, or song piped in the
intervals Of the acts. He seeks for
fame, for fortune, for space in the
worlds thought, aud dominion over
his fellow-men. But the woman's
whole life is a history of the adec
tions. The heart is her world; it is
there her ambition strives for empire;
il is there her avarice seeks for hidden
treasures. She sends forth her hid
den treasures. She sends forth her
sympathies on adventure; she en-
banks her whole soul in the traffic of
affection; and if shipwrecked, her
case is hopeless, tor it is q bankruptcy
of the heart Washington Irving.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

A subscriber writes as follows; 81 feel
at once my appetite and strength greatly
improved; my expectoration less painful
and less copious; my cough less trouble
some; my sleep sound, refreshing and dream
less; my nervousness is all gone; my breath
ing less difficult; my hearts action more
regular; my backache less severe; my d.
gestion improved; my urine clear and
voided without pain; my spirits more ex.
ubersnt; my mind perfectly at ease; and
yet / have only used half bottle Of
Browns Iron Bitters
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Iron ORE IN NORTH CARoLINA.-
Chattanooga, Tenn, is rejoicing in the
discovery, in Mitchell county, N. c.,
of two veins of magnetic of superior
quality, one eighteen feet, the other
thirty-four feet wide. The veins we're
cut while tunneling for railway on
the property of the Cranberry Iron
Company. This discovery insures, it
is thought, an abundant supply OF
steel.making ore for the Chattanooga
district.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Ia Pompeii, recently, very beau
tiful fountain was found among the
ruins. 1t is said TO surpass in beauty
any of the fountains hitherto dug up
there Venus is represented as rising
on a shell, with Cupid in her arms.
Other spirits of love are seen here aud
there in the waves, while in the back
ground appears a nereid, or water
nymph, near a dolphin, with her arm
thrown around the neck of Cupid.
In the foreground, on the SHIRE. are
two draped women looking at the
merry gro0p in the water.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

GIFTED FooLs.-There are won
derful idiots in the world besides
"Blind Tom"
In an idiot asylum in London there
is one man who can tell the time of
day or night without watch or clock.
Ask him at any time in the morning,
or on waking him from a sound sleep:
"Charles, what time is itY'
Thirteen minutes and a half past
four" as the case might be.
Physicians and learned men had
made every attempt to explain the
possession of this remarkable gift.
Another has built a ship, full rugged
throughout, a man.of war, with every
rope and spar perfect. Ii is six or
eight feet long, and he worked on it
for six years.
He was a very fine-looking man;
yet he is an idiot and his mother was
one.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

A young woman of Idaho answered
an advertisement of firm of marriage
brokers. who soon afterward sent her
a bill ofS26.50 for advertising, threat
ening, if she did not pay it, to publish
the letter. She preferred to pay the
bill Young women should never
deal with such agencies They had
much better remain single until their
love Is demanded by the spontaneous
outburst of manly heart.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

A story is told Of Gen. yu6al Early
that in company with a brother officer
he had attended church once where
the theme of the preacher was the
Judgment Day, when the earth and
sea should give up their dead. "What
would you do General, if all these PEG
pie the preacher spoke OF should pop
up around your asked his companion.
Ii was during the closing days Of the
Confederacy, aud, after moments
silence, Gen. Early, with characters.
tic profanity, responded; 81 would
conscript every---mothers son of
them.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Rejected lovers need never despair.
There are four-and-twenty hours in a
day, and not a moment in the twenty
tour in which a woman may not
change her mind.-lDe Fenod.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

1t is feared that the enormous man
ufacture of wooden toothpicks is utter
ly destroying the forests of America;
but, then, the young man who spends
all his salary for good clothes must
have something to eat.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25
A check on formulation.

In the important opiuion Of the
United States Supreme Court, deliv-
cred yesterday in the case Of the
Southern Bank of New Orleans
against the authorities of that city,
Mr.. Justice Field characterizes the
Louisiana premium bond act Of
1876 as "the most remarkable piece Of
legislation ever presented 10 this Court
for consideration BY that act the
Legislature, with inscriptions audac.
ity and disregard Of the public faith,
prohibited the levying of tax for the
payment Of the New Orleans consoli.
dated bond of 1852, which had been
regularly issued under the authority
Of the Legislature, and Of which there
are now about four million dollars
outstanding: This legislation, which
was upheld by the highest court Of
Louisiana, is now very properly de-
clared by the Supreme Court at Wash.
ingtOn to be reputation Of tho most
open and fragrant kind The fact
plainly and directly impairs the obi
cations of the contract made by au.
thority of the State with the holders
of the bonds, and thence is set aside as
unconstitutional. New Orleans will
now have to pay the interest on the
bonds, and ultimately the principal.
This decision ought TO be wholesome
warning to every Legislature which
may be disposed to repudiate the just
obligations Of the State and thereby
forcibly rob those who have trusted to
its honesty aud honor.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

When once you have determined
to fatten an animal for beef, let
the process be as quick as possible.
Any stint in feeding at such times
will tend to make the meat tough and
dry. Stalled animals will fatten
more readily than Others, and young
animals require richer food than older
ones. In Winter fattening, do not
forget that much depends upon the
warmth of the stable. The warmer
the cattle are kept the less food will
he needed.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

A physician on presenting his bill
to the executor of an estate ofa deceas
ed patient, asked, "Do you wish to
have my bill swornY" "No,", replied
the executor, "the death Of the de
ceased is sufficient evidence that you
attended him professionally"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Some of the stuff on sale in ST
Louis as butter is sh lwn by mn official
investigation to be made chiefly of
lard. The oil is pressed out, and the
remainder is cOlorless, o1orless and
tasteless. This substance is called
neutral" aud to it is added real
butter 10 give il flavor.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-25

Jesse James had $500 coffin. Two
preachers officiated at his funeral, and
the choir sang. "Oh. What a Friend
We Have in Jesus!' And yet some
people wonder that Bob IngersOll is
power in the land.-[Augusta ChrOn'
lola