Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1882-02-09
DAVID AND GOLIATH.
The Story Is Told by Local Preacher in
the Southwest.


Il. Samuel, XVIII It was powerful inter
estin' and studied it almost all the week.
There was two armies a campin' on two
mountains right forLenst each other, and
holler. and. reckon, some good bottom
land and medder lot lynn between them.
In one of the armies there was big Teller
"a whoppin' great big feller-and every
day he went down into the medder lot
and looked up the hill to t'other camp and
just dared 'em. He told 'em to pick their
best man and send him down, and he'd fight
him. And he jest st1utted around there in
his soger close, and waited for em to send
on their men. And such soger close new
er heard tell on afore.
He had brass cap and brass trousers,
and coat made like mail bags where they
are all ironed and riveted together. But the
fellers in t'other camp jest clean funked.
They daren't fight the big Teller, nary one
EN-. They jest all sneaked away, and the
big Teller went back to camp. But he
| didn't quit thar, the big Teller didn't. He
was spilin' for fight. and he was bound to
have it. He jest went down into the bot
tomland, into the medder light, mocnin'
and evenin', and dared 'em and dared 'em.
tell you he pestered EN- nightly. The
old Teller, Saul, the gineral, he felt more
chawed up and meaner than the sogers, and,
when he couldn't stan it no longer, he told
the boys that il any on em would 60 down
and lick the big Teller he'd give his gal and
right smart chance of plumber. But they
were all so skeered that even that didn't
start one of 'em. The tig Teller went down
and dared EN- and pestered 'em more'n
month, forty days the Bible says.
I don't know what they'd a done if it
hadn't a. been that peart little Teller had
| come down to camp one day to fetch Some
extra rations to his three big brothers that
their old dad sent to EN- from home.
Kind old pap he was, and sharp, too, for
he sent along big present to the boys
Cap'en. Well, jest as the little Teller drove
up, they were all gwine out to fight, and the
little Teller left bis traps with the driver,
and legged it after the sogers, and told his
big brothers howd'y. Right thar the old,
big Teller came out and dared 'em again,
and they were all so skeer'd that they jest
run like mad. The little Teller heered him,
and then went back into camp and heered
all the sogers talking about him, and what
the old Gineral would give to have him
licked. He asked them a heap of ques-
tons about it all, and his big brother he got
mad at him, and twitted him about keeping
sheep, and gave him a right smart of sass.
He was plucky, but, you see. he had to
stan it, cause twas his big brother Big
brothers are mighty mean sometimes.
But the little teller talked heap with
the other sogers, and they told the old Gin
eral about him, and he told them to tell the
little Teller to come and see him. The little
Teller was mighty plucky, and he jest up
and told the old Gineral Saul that
he'd fight the big feDer The Gineral look
ed at the handsome little feller-he was
real handsome-and says he, kinder softly,
Il recon-" and shakin' his head, "its too
big JOB, you're only chunk Of boy,
and he's an old fighter. The little Teller
spanked up and told the old Gineral that
he'd had one bar fight and he had killed
the bar. He said there was an old lion and
bar got among his dads sheep, and was
gwine off with lamb. He broke for i'm,
and as soon as he met up with old bar, he
lamme'd him till the bar turned on him
for hug; but he got one band into the
long h'ar under his jaw, and he lamme'd
him with the othern till he was dead. He'd
killed the lion and the bar, and he knoW'd
he was enough for the old big Teller.
Then The little Teller talked raal religious
to the old gineral. You see he'd got relig-
ion afore that. and he knowed that the Lord
would help Teller, if he was right, and got
into tight place. He told Gineral Saul
that the Lord had made him mighty supple,
and looked out for him when the old lion
and bar tried to get their paws into him;
and he knowed He'd see him through the
fight with the old big Teller, for he was just
DARN en- and pesterin' 'em to make game
of religion. When the old gineral seed he
was so plucky and religious. too. he knowed
them's the kin that TT pow elful, and he told
him to 60 in, and he made q little prayer
i'm tl,1 NJ Il
his own soger close on the little Teller, and
strapped his sword onto him. But they
were heap too big, and he shucked EN- off
directly, and made for dry branch down
in the bottom. Then he hunted five little
rocks as smooth as hen egg, put 'en in
little bag where he carried his snack when
got &C! his is sling fixed all 'Dr right, 'Ds and
hurried up to meet the old big
Teller in the medGer lot When
he seed him comm he was powerful mad
they'd sent him down such little felers,
and jawed awful. But the little Teller jest
talked back religious, and kept his eyet
peeled. And reckon the big Teller couldn"
ben a lookin'. I've studied heap on it
and just know the big Teller couldn't
ben lookin', for the little Teller got out
his sling and drew away and SHE'D little
rock at him, and popped him, and down he
tumbled. Then the little Teller rushed up
and mounted him, jest as an old hunter
loves to get on bar after he's shot him; and
ne out with the big feller's long sword and
Oft with his head. Then it was them Phil
istine sinners turn to be skeered and they
broke for the brush; and all of them en-
of Israel, fellers jest shouted and chased
EN- clean over the mountain into a valley
and then com'd back and got all their camp
plumber
fight I ever read after, and YOU can't buv no
better story book nor this very Bible.