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The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14
No Royal Road to Journalism.

A new swindle, emanating from Gin.
cinnati, has lately been exposed. 1t
seems that an advertisement has ap-
peared in several newspapers purporting
to furnish easy employment to those de-
string to enter the ranks of journalism.
with the promise of a liberal compensa-
ton. The officers of the Pennsylvania
Society for the Prevention of Crime have
taken the matter in hand, and, of course,
discovered it to be a new trap for the in
nocent. There is no royal road to Journal
ism, and he who would enter its ranks
must begin at the bottom round of the
ladder. And difficult climb it will be
i. for him.-N 7. Commercial advertiser,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14
BOwl-Fights.

I'm many American colleges besides the
forbidden custom of hazing there care
other customs almost as unmanly and
disgraceful, which if not encouraged by
the authorities are certainly not pro-
hibited.
In one, a State University, upon GER
tain day, luckless member of the junior
class is placed in a huge wooden bowl,
and every student in the college battles
over him; some striving to drag him out
of it by main force, the others to keep
him in. Goats and trousers are torn off,
arms and legs are broken; the fight be-
gun in fun ends in earnest. On one
occasion pistols were drawn and the
medical students having joined in the
melee. the shameful spectacle was pre-
sented of dozen adult men who hoped
in months time to have lives that were
in peril COMMITTEE to their grave wisdom
and skill, driven through the streets like
felons in the charge of the police.
In another college, which ranks even
higher, the annual fight is for wooden
baton; in still another for cane. To
prepare for the struggle in some cases
the young men strip to the waistand even
grease themselves.
One OF these hghts look place IN uay-
light on public square few weeks ago
in full sight of women and children pass,
ing by. A mass of over hundred hall
naked men lay struggling on the ground,
clawing, biting and tearing off the
clothes from each other. Nothing but
disgust was expressed in the faces of the
spectators. Some Irish laborers of the
lowest class looked on for a few moment:
and then turned away.
81 thought these fellows were gentle
men, or the sons of gentlemen. They're
beasts,' was the contemptuous criticism
of one.
Now, athletic sports and any confess
which develops or even displays manly
strength are, and ought to be encour
aged. But these meaningless, brutal
melees are indecent and demoralizing
Public opinion is rapidly assuming
higher ground on these questions, ant
in "a few years man will be as ashamed
to confess that he had ever Joined in /
bowl fight or in hazing, as he would nov
to exhibit himself human brute in ;
prize Youths Companion.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

A BRIDE and bridegroom having been shown
politely over the White House the other day
by one of the private secretaries or other men
in waiting, the groom, in taking leave of him,
handed him q dollar bill, and cried out !:
Take that, Mr.. Arthur: If I'd have come
and seen you before election, darned If 1
wouldn't have voted for you," and the secre-
tary kept the dollar and the compliment with
out a word. You see he hated TO undeceive
the happy fellow and deprive him of his sup
posed pleasure in having seen President Ar
thur.-Erchdnge.
The cheerful pictures painted for ignorant
and easily led candidates for Mormonism by
the emissaries of the Utah Saints, aprear on
close inspection to be far from true to
nature. The Salt Lake Tribune says
"Several of the last cargo of Nor
mons were around the city yester-
day in search of employment. Instead
of plenty of grub and golden paved streets,
they find winter and starvation staring them
in the face. These poor men have been
terribly deceived by the Mormon tramps
sent out by the church to .aSricate colossal
les"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

Mrs. S. Treethy, of Syracuse, N. Y,
has a cluster of locks of hair cut from
the head of Napoleon l. when he was a
prisoner on the Island of ST. Helena.
The hair was presented to her by an En-
glish naval officer more than forty years
ago. A single hair from the head OF
Louis Napoleon is said to have sold re-
Gently in London for 800.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

A Cincipnatian who was excused
from jury service by swearing that his
wife was sick, lied about it as he knew
she was perfectly well when he left
home in the morning; but he was horri-
fed, on his return at noon, to find her
diving.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

The reason America doesn't send a
professional beauty to England is for
fear of stirring up jealousy among the
1850, $50 handsome women in this coun
try.-DetroH Free Press,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

THE residence of Mr.. Collum Harre. of
Cleveland, Ohio, was entered by burglars
on the 6th and robbed of $4,000 worth of
jewelry and other valuables.
FRANK BAUER and Joseph Borden, mi
ners, were killed by a fall of coal in
Cables ore mine at Reading, Pa, on the
9Th.
TwENTY-THREE persons have subscribed
$40, 600 towards the erection of the pedestal
for the Bartholdi Statue of Liberty in New
York harbor.
R. E. DALE, farmer of Noxubee County,
Mississippi, who also owns a plantation
store, discovered that somebody was in the
habit of entering his premises and stealing
small quantities of goods. He set gun
trap. and on the morning of the 9Th, David
Wilson, trusted employe, inadvertently
sprung it, shooting himself dead.
The transit of Venus across the disk OF
the sun occurred on the 6th,, between the
hours of a. m. and 8 p. m, and when
not obscured by clouds was visible to the
naked eye.
ULYSSES s. GRANT, JR., sold his residence
on West Eighth street. New York, on the
9th, to D. G. Amber, of Florida, for, $52,-
600 and fifteen thousand acres of land in
Baker County, Florida.
In THE st. Louis Court of Criminal Cor
rection on the 6th, the case of the State
AGAINST John A. Cockerin for murder in
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

Pastor Dalrymple, of the Method
ist Church, at Somers, Conn, is en-
dangering his income by opposition to
social kissing. His salary is raised in
part by entertainments in which kiss
games are feature; but he has taken
a firm stand against such diversion,
thus cutting off an important source OF
revenue
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14
"A company is being organized in

"A company is being organized in
Toronto, Canada, to build a railway
along the edge of the Niagara River
from Horseshoe Falls to Queenston, AMI
also railway from the edge of the river
through tunnel to the top OF high
bluff in the rear of the Museum. and to
own a park at Niagara Falls and
OupenstOn
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

Western lightning can melt man 8
suspender buckles and not jump the
man OF his feet The West is favored
LEGALITY.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14
IIliteracy in the United States.

The following census bulletin shows in de-
tail the number of persons over ten years OF
age in the United States and Territories who
are returned at the last census as unable to
read or write:
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1882-12-14

a WONDERFUL cave has been found neal
Sawtotno, Idaho Territory. One chamber
which wls explored is said to contain the
image of a man made of what had the ap-
pearance of silver. At the head was u hel-
met of pecul ar pattern, in VIII ch were three
Imitation feathers, made of g I'D or copper.
From the mouth of the strange image Jro-
ceeied ftne. A theory is that the prehis-
toric race that erected it had discovered
gas-jet, and that there is communication
down through the body to the solid rock,
from which the s proceeds perpetually.
On the walls were hieroglyphics, which of
course he could not read. In one corner was
very large human skeleton, at least nine
feet high, and by 1t stone tomahawk and
large cross-bow, which, although it had the
appearance of being perfectly sound, iell int
thousand pieces when he attempted to lift
it. A stone mortar containing son every rich
gold specimens was found, and also some
large pieces of ruby silver.
In case regarding the payment of rent
which recently CAM up in County Waterford
ireland, laborer in describing the smallness
OF his hovel, said to the Magistrate: Il can
stand at the fire and jump into bed" Th s
was graphic, but not SO graphic as a remark
wnich was recently made in Brooklyn by one
Mlesian to another who 4 he was chatting
upon the smallness OF his house. Troth, :"
sald ne, yeZ can put your arrum down the
chimney AMI unlock the front door"
NEVER has she turned anyone from hel
door, dur n the eighty v one years she has spent
in Bowdoinham without a full stomach" 5" is
what a local paper said of Mrs. s arah Small, who
celebrated her centennial in Maine recently. 1t
appears To mean that she was always Small
satfr Out 1t Is roundabout way Of saying So.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

The exnerisnents II cotton raising
i. IIVIs l'Sl' -. ! = ]. B 3 p. Nj.
one ri~~1sr $ rl,;nps9 100 49, - 81
~. sslsfv
zooIo&istu admire The d;ssectet
hodv ~ ! f,x. hecanne there i nevsr
Hence. foxes are long
The diamond il highly electric. At
tracting l;eht s.letan1cesrs when r,,l,-
bel and affer lonr exposura 10 the
sur 4 ravs become s,hosphorsseens n
tie dark
n Algeria iaa eehool-for training
4, 5.l,.l - 81. .n...4 =
s, s, N ~ 3 - - -. -. =
80 ~. - 49,. :sel.5;r~ d:sas 80 49, "a
their treatnent.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

A DISCOURAGED BoRRowER.-Pete
! Freer IL always hartl~ups for { money,
and is everlastingly trying to borrow
from his friends. Colonel Andrews
has got hleDt Kof money, but he does
not ike to lend it to Pete, for fear
be would forget all about it. On the
first Of tkasmenthiPei met C olonel
Andrews and Elid TO himia r'e'ahi yon
lend me half dollar for a few min
utes? ] want to pay my .iahdlady. :
y am sorry. Pete, bat yesterday i lei
George Horner have the last half-dol-
lar ] had about me, otherwise / would
be proud to lend it to you" Next
day Pete made another attempt to
borrow half dollar from Andrews,
who &aidJhe had on the day before
paid out his astlcentfCf takes: but for
that he would let Pete have the mon
ey in minute. On the pext day Pete
mades hnckhef atteIhpt to get that
half Elsn kdt Dalona Andrews said
he had, on the day previous, been
paying his pew rent and it took the
last cent he had, otherwise. be would
take pleesuke IL Lending Petg as much
mohey az he needed; that there was
no man in Austin whom he respected
as much as he did Pete Freer. On
tine teooeJiIhg day 'Fete'bhce more
tackled Andrews, who remembered
that he had on the day before contrib
sutsd 4hs Oily RAIf.dolIaf BE 'had to
the erection Of an Alamo monument,
otherwise he would be proud to adj
vance Paeithel east. il'ete 'bsga to
lose hope, and yesterday when he
met Andrews on Austin avenue, in
.stsad Of asking him for the half-dol-
lar he merely inquired: Il say, col
onel, what did you do yesterday with
ithat halfd6llar you can't lend me to-
day. - Ter0s Siffin0s.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

R-Itis wonder us Ia u = subtitle nsinsmaiic
poison should produce that peculiar condition
Of The sJsien which .pFtvaiIs whea aIieshafe
ehilis ahid hufning Neat heezeand scoFek The
body az regular intervals, and Il js no lea
wonderful fhma nsdieal Akiilhae bee able 10
eaeh and =, pei this poison from the system,
Ayers A ~ue cnre alw ass doess3 s
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

Re vii send Dr.. Dyes celebrated Electra
voltssic Belts and other Eleciric Appliaheesot
trial for thirty days 70 yunng men and olderper.
sons Who are afflicted with Nervous Debil'ly.
Lost viialitxs sie-. guaranteeing speedy reli
AMI complete restoration of vigor and ninns
hood Also for Rheumatism, NenralRin, ri.
ralysis, Liver aud kidnev difficulties. Rug
"a 81, and mapE .othef disesaen. iIiuzlfnkra
pampiilefsent free. address Toilait Belt CO
Marshall, Mich. a.....t...s
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ke1[z1 Ed AN
1p,sv 81 s|goqsl he uos.. - lfsils p
srx Sow
ff Won Isssen 10 III that Is said a ron 10:
5au viii ~ wcaried and iretied and kept IN .
stew,
Tor Msddlesoml iongues EnEF - n,l1 ing
z z For psspl. - V
n qaiei aad nodess you vii have L rresumed
yhst yenr hnsnlsle pneiiion i oulY assumed
You are > pelf 10 sheep's eioslsiag, Or else
yuu're a fool,
Bat dcn't Set excited, keep peyfeclly cool,
For people wiil talk.
Ana lbfa II yoa nov he Test Aalasis q
Or sligo neliualiou ID iake y0siE 8 - Ilsst
they WIN eAll you IN ulssari, coneei.sd and
But hep ssrairhs ahead. don'tsscp 10 explain,
For people will talk.
II thrsdhare Jour dFeaE or Old fashioned Jour
hat
Some upstart viii surely take notice q that
Alnd hint very strong that you cant your own
b.. ao ssy - sssIlsd w.Sssssr shsy az. =
For people win talk.
Ifyou dress In lhs fashion, don't think 70 e.
cape.
For they wiil criticize then in different SHAPE,
You are ahead Of your means or your tail0r's
nmpaid- .8sss4ts
But mind your own basiness there's nanght
% be made, 4-ssI s.
For people viii talk.
Wow tize beat way a 10. is.tod1 ~ sou plaape,
Tor yonr uipas N goa bare pFs HiH shs ne
az course. ybdNill lm6ts vs. iaIl 0Ils Of abuse,
But don't lhink 70 stop Il, il amt any Use.
.frf..s. As..t R.D.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

&yA Phjladelnhia Ma6hd has
buried FIVE husbands inside of eleven
years. She is still young and hand
some, but as she has aGdomls AAable
fortune, the result of her numerous
matrimonial speculations, she says
she shall not marry again, she has
had such bad luck with her spouses.
It must be O. rash man who would
venture to marry that widow.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

RssilaIizing tie blood i also
lntely necessary for the cure Of eener-
Al debility weakness, lasaitnS1e. &c.
The best enricher 81 the blood ID
Browns Iron BitteEs.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

One gfeasing with the Frazer Axle Grease
will last two weeks, All othets two or thrve
days. Try it. II received first premium at
the Ctnt.nnial and Paris Exposition. ih.0a
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

a The. devil has. one redeemine
trait, He, never. gives a boarder a
cold room.'s s.ss,tt !. '.sisl sa7s'
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~ They were seat1d on Sc ofa
where they had beef Or four long
hours.
Augustus, do you know why you
remind me Of the Chinese p
"No- dearest yrhv - -
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" vi NHI 'sSH n NJ 4HoTi n1 - fEaIs
- Nft&
as - 81
Choaf,esk and Best | So
-
mETEM%EMN MaeAT6ME
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fssst;ne 81, fsN.s... fssres'h $780,. sE.~s..
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Humbsf lf isss. 66nlAiasinss : IniI.size pa 81
iesn 4oF laAlsi'a or xhild's dEts KreFy
SRhseriAw Wtlls Feesinee dEalnE tle yeAs,
twelve e tbHe, psfserns, worth naare alohe
thar the SUBSTITUTION pgire. 80
= Pesefsohss &heazl1e b he 40 ana ckeau-
'sss 81 ths lallslsh h66kssi ssFlveA aabTe lor
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l,ess s5iel Ks;9rav ssr1s-sl s''s'''
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Best Work -Tni,le - tfarra
fpep p Best Musie- 81 efr
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ed. repuhaiionl enahles issspropTiesof "a Sss-
ianre al rnmpetitlon. Ia ias3. Il wiIl.coa-
tain brilliant adecession Of
enssnafalvs fflnrfrafes A~fgr,a.
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are sdnaissed rs IS she hest 81, ...'hlis,.S IN
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Il. n 1851 mbont Io0 iaI s,erses
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The ss's $50 -. = = es'p'hs
neTnpwn emwwv. ga uw@nsv vw .mw~
: ~-% sAAssA &@A@&s
~ .ffaeaefson are ahead 81 all oshers. Thess
Assps - enBfAFea On steel, fElte me usual
.ize, and are apfqgalled for beauty. They
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NOTTcE.

HAVING IAnd papers SD fled noteso
nenfsy every tFaxI ofIandin fhe county
an be pleased toad parties MisbiDf my Sc
sfeesas Surveyor En Iocnfihk f6eiF lines o.
honndnKies. lean hef0mnd ~ TlsUhA 81eA >
VIZ. wATHEx
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-05-04

ARGE STOCK of Boots and Shoes Cor
- the Winter jHst received "a Lawrene's
Hg Brown Store. .lf ~ a. q isi1fs
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/ a fresh Bright kswny. 4onznal For The
kirsAlde. week' evenls fl eonsfasi share.
|skatsgialpiR = .e'asiess.sr irsnat ana selesisd.
u, - se:Hssl.,s feDiase eo9elsse .ssspra of
is peii'ics. Conmeree. Finkn<k. Lilssa,urs
and nelfmgasgs VIZ
Cor ssnonaenee from me Nreas nsns4ts. II
ttiisifss WAtishsl6a, New I6tk. Ssn Fras-
eiscn, Esondon aud Paris.
:, Aktieles upQa lhAiaa - diaeoxeslea keepino
he EeldeE ahEessf q So times II alI thai r.
latesto abe LabteAtogY, The Workuliop. tha
RNnaas slis oEeAArds ~ Gafdeh aid u Dai-
8ULL COMMERCIAL FixAkcIA1. cor.
l.s TQk,ssCAETLEs MARKET . HTkgk
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Because YOU Won 20.
u The meeting Rl then then ralqugE9aa4 OFn'
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Nfs1rss EaitaEs-p leaae announce the name
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candidate or 3 seat II The House 81 gepre-
senl,uires 81 she ssxt Genernl Assembly 81
Maryland
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FEB =. 1883.
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SsUasks COMMERCIAL. FINANCIAL. COT
4 Tons CATTLE MARKET Il STx1tlK
hEpDlzTH.
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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-12

The Virginia Chronicle thus speaks Of
an alleged doctor that was recently in that
place: He ''of the European and Ameri-
can Academies" has skipped the town after
q brief career OF petty swindling. Our
readers will remember him as the fam
tastic foreigner who pulled teeth in the
streets without pain" and succeeded in
i~racturing the foolish jaws OF many who
patronized his forceps from a mistaken
idea Of economy. He practices under a
so-cslled diploma issued by the notorious
CDR" Buchanan Of Philadelphia, who 10
now serving a term in the State Prison for
dealing In such bogus certificates. This
fellow is a dead beat Of the lowest kind,
and has left numerous unpaid bills here.
One OF HE tricks was to paint q number Of
so cent faro checks red, which he then
tried to get redeemed at 81 30 each. The
Job was skilfully done, and was only de-
tected owing to the difference In size Of
the two. The public are warned against
him and should give him q wide berth.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-12
The Carnival at the Rink.

The Skating Rink. on Saturday night,
promises to present an extraordinary spec
tacle, not only on account Of the novelty
Of the thing, but by reason OF the varie-
gated costumes of the skaters, plain and
fancy. who will then and there congregate
to do homage to Jack Frost. At 8 o'clock,
sharp. the Union Guard Band, which
has been engaged expressly for this hila-
rious occasion, will strike up the "Carni-
val Waltz" which will be the signal for
the maskers to open the festivities W tn the
"Grand Glide" to be led by an escort Of
honor composed OF the Athletic Baseball
Club in new and gorgeous uniform. Then
will follow the sheets and pillow cases,
they in turn to be followed by Ice Kings,
I%cicles, ~Snowdrops, Snowflakes, etc. All
skaters will be under mask. No improper
character will be admitted, and the best
OF order will be enforced. This will be
the initiatory OF a series Of Rink carni ais
to be given during the season, and the
management, by the assiduous care for the
welfare and comfort OF their patrons, de-
serve to meet with the hearty encourage
ment OF the public.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-12
PATS PARADE.
The Pet of the Machine swings
with the Bung Hole Tigers.

The Pet of h Machine swings
with the Bung Hole Tigers.
That Pat Holland is not dead, not any
more SO than Harry Lorraine, nor as
much, is evident from his festive behavior
in Tombstone, Arizona, OF which the Bo-
die Free Press tells as follows:
The Tombstone Fire Department ''gaye"
q big parade OIL New Years day, which was
arranged by Major Pat Holland Of the
White Pine war, Phoebe. etc. The order
Of the procession reflected much credit on
the Majors taste. and was heartily ap-
plauded by the editor Of the Epitaph. As
the jakeys marched through the principal
shooting gallery, or main street Of the
town. the Bung-hole Tigers were discov-
cred in the lead, while Pat brought up in
the swing as the s'pet of the machine"
He was stationed In the four-wheeled
jumper of the Rescue Hoosiers, his body
inclined slightly backward and encased in
q pair Of knee-breeches and a little red
shirt with brass buttons and o large collar.
His feet we're corraled in q neat-itting lit
tie pair of custom made moccasins i'm
ported for the occasion, and altogether be
was too too for q use. Behind and close
up to the jumper followed Mr.. Hollands
gun, mounted on a large baby carriage,
and drawn by the Juvenile Resoues. After
marching through the town the Depart.
ment repaired to the engine-house, and
kept the place warm till a late hour, when
they dispersed and took Pat home. As
fine display 1t was a complete success.