The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-12-19

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Tho People Now on Earth All
Read Them.
Twenty six towns in Massachusetts
now favor woman suffrage.-Exchanxe.
Phoebe Couseus may yet Dust Mr.. Ar
thur.
I'm lace pins new and bowling device
is rov of oxydized silver pug dogs run
ming from large u smsll.-Exchsnge.
Dogs that have no more scents than to
run from large To small ought to be mug
sled.
Some one says the women dress 10
please the men II had occurred to ps
time and agsin that they dressed to keep
warm. But If it is for the men they
dress, they frequently go TO coed deal Of
nnapprecia:ed trouble-as most men are
not It all particular about snch trihes, and
would like the dear creatures just as we'll
if they didn't dress at all.-Mining Re-
view.
Such dePraved morsiity as the above
ough: to be re dressed at once.
Dame rumor has it that two Of our
charming Young gentlemen will be led to
the hymenial altar during holiday week.
Mining Review.
We don't know how that strikes the av-
erase reader, but to US there is something
suggestive Of beeves.
More than fifty young couple at Gin
cinnati celebrated Thanksgiving by getting
married.-Exchange.
And still people will keep prating about
ingrs.itude.
"A man in Springfield poured out a
glass OF whisky, looked at it a nome Mt
and then dropped dead.-Exchange.
The man who would stand q moment
and look at glass of whisky after getting
it ought 10 drop dead. Let others be
warned.
Ragged edged note paper is the latest,
and very appropriate for many society
people--MexicO Ledger.
There are a good many people resides
those Of society who will get ragged
edged" pote paper about the first of Janu-
airy next.
"A young married man in Howard
county attempted suicide last week, be-
cause his first born was red headed.-Ex
Enough to make him commit suicide,
especially if they had boarder and his
head was little Of color.
The Henry V. kiss is something new
in OSCILLATION, so far as We are able to
Judge. The gentlemen comes behind where
the lady is standing, and puts both his
hands over her shoulders on her cheeks,
SO that the fingers of both meet just beneath
her chin. Then he pulls her head back to
his shoulder and kisses her fairly on the
lips, keeping his mouth 10 hers for fully
two minHtss.-Ex.
Those to minutes might be too delic-
ious, but il her "old man" should happen
along about that time, it would give him a
splendid opportunity to put his sole where
il would do the most good.
To wash black stockings, prepare
tub of La her, composed of tepid rain water
and white soap, with q little ammonia.
Then stand in the tub till dinner is ready.
boomerang.
1t does seem as if standing in the tub
would hardly get dinner ready, but maybe
the laundress is expected to keep a c0k.
1t was the most remarkable and sud.
den change We ever experienced At noon
the people were looking at the transit Of
Venus in their shirt sleeves, and at 6
O'Clock the mercury pointed at zero.-Os-
ceola Sun.
It's a mighty good thing the transit
didn't take place at o'clock, else, Just
those shirt sleeves would have been rather
poor protection.
A writer in Temple Bar SAYS that the
most unObs,rusively we'll behaved mar to-
ward woman is q we'll bred American.n-
Exchange.
And The one who can just everlastinsly
'whoop 'em mp" if he is an ill-bred, one is
In American.
A&The Diamond Dyes always do more
han they claim to do. Color over that