Daily Republican., 1882-08-28
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Deviled crabs at Fullmer's. n
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at FullmCr's.
Mason Jars, camp chairs, ice coolers, 800.
Dr. Darmon's office, 1874 Oamac st. Phila
Get your cortAa roasted at 400 King street.
Parker, CuppIng ana Ieeching, No. lOa East
second street.
/ got this fine cigar at Mullins, West
Front street. ..
Not being untutOred in suffering, leRru
to pity those in atiiiction.
All other knowledge is hurtful to him who
Is not honesty and good nature.
Fine IS K. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. Z.
Hanf's, 16 East Fourth street.
In charity it may be better to give than to
receive; but in kisses it is about equal.
The only concl uslve sign Of thorough
knowledge Is the power OF teaching.
Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
Of pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
'VThe tender leaves OF hope are thoee
taken when che hopes he will come again,
What Is ltthat we wish for, and, when OBJ
tanned, we never know that We have ft2-
Sleep.
Now they say that Jumbo ia net an ele-
phant, but q Jersey mosquito with his wings
cut off.
The Jokes Of the circus clown must be made
up of all kind words. For you know, kind
words never de-
a Norristewn boy went fishing for rtrogsaDd
tumbled In. 1t was fun for t he frogs but
death to the boy.
The New York Clipper mourns because
Eve did not tell the serpent mot this Eve
some other Eve"
1t is better to be in hell and be done with
it than to be in company OF hunter after
the faults Of others.
To things which you bear with impatieDce
you shopld accustom yourself and, by habit,
you will boar them we'll.
On the question of the next potato crop the
eyes haveit. On the question OF the onion
crop the nose will have it.
fine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
FhiIadelphia has discovered that her wo-
men folks live the long est. That's because
they have nothing else to do.
Instead of saying "Oh hBt mine enemy
would write book, ," the wicked man saith:
solve mine enemy toy pistol"
The citizens Of Atlanta, Ca, spend $500
600 year for drinks, yet blame all their pow
erty on northern carpeC-Bsggers.
Next we shall have q coattsil Irritation
code. Having the tails covered with mud
will mean Il don't like her father"
The question is asked can a woman keep q
secret. She can until she meets neiRh hb0r.
That's more than some men can DO.
f. woman who waits fer her husband to re-
turn from the lodge has an object in view,
and more than like another In hand.
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kind of apples that Eve ate, and the nexI day
his house was crowded with women.
A point we'll taken: Many a selimade man
would rave done better by himself had he
let the contract out to somebody else.
Everybody Kuvws mat Holland makes the
! best tin-type iu The city. NO. basJ Third
streeG, between Market and KING.
one of our BARRIERS was completely broken
| up the other day. He was shaving book
agent and didn't get show for putting in q
word edgeWise.
Tea drinkers may he interested in this
item ofnews from the West Chester kepublt
can: 'StrOng green tea we'll sweetened mako
good hypoison."
"lts no usa to feel me wrist, dOctc ~ said
Pat, when the .physc began taking htt
Lulse, 1.-THE pain is not there, sure it's in Inc
head, intirely."
Fogg at the theatre: Him" calculated
Fogg, 80 they say this play IS taken ir
lliIt? should say rather that the life is tax
en- from the play"
He who freely praises what he means Il
purchase, and he who enumerates the faults
of what he means to sell, may set up part
lnershlp with honesty.
The base fellow sees in anyone, whatever
the excellences, only the defects and faults.
/ A swine notices only the mud and mtre In
Itre pond that bears the lotus.
Another patent medicine "ad" starts out
l'tMy wife said l was fool when l brought
Ihome bottle Of Buffers Ginger Syrup"
And his wife was right, as usual.
Arkansas has mule that will stop kicking
IL the Lords prayer Is recited to hlL1. 1t s.
amazes him to hear an Arkansas man pray
4 tina he torgets all shout kicking.
IA yThe other night an amateur prizo fighter
was killed by mule, in Fayetteville, ARK
BaFnum wants the mule, but the people o
1.-The town are unwilling to part with him.
The negro's definition of bigotry Is as goot
as that OF Webster's Dictionary. "a bigOt
says he, "Why h Q Is man that knows to-
much for one man and not enough for two.
The SteuOenville Herald has an article
headed 'Shall we Ely?' We have not had
time 10 read the article, but we advise the
Herald to stay and brazen 1t out, whatever
1T is.
The celebrated Capital white shirts are thu
best In the market. Call and see them at q
Is. HUM hrey & Bro. ., 3O2 Market street
dealers in gents furnishing goods, hats
caps, etc.
does your wifo take much exercise2" ask
cd Fen.ersCn of Fogg, whose family is at tht
seaside. "ExerciEe." exclaimed Fogg; 81
should say so, She changes her dress siz
times every day.
Superstition: "No you believe In signs y
asked the shopEeeper "Well, yes, used to,
Isaid Fogg, but since you placed in the win
Id, ", Selling for less than cost, have weak
ened considerably"
"No," said the barber, II shall never ge
over feeling that l swept fortune out o
the door. Why used to cut guite&u's hair
and II l had saved the locks they'd be Wortt
Thousands to me now"
The proportion OF cigar makers who go in
sane is larger than In any other profession
Constantly fixing up old cabbage leaves Y
raDresent pure HAVANA tOb IccO Is enough
to make any body go crazy after awhile.
81 aeclare!" exclaimed Mrs Mdidice, 81
never saw gal like our Sary JRne. work
, ed eenmost two hull days on het new bath IN
dress, and don't you think, she got IL wiring
in wet the tust time she put 1t on!
Very low necked, ehort sleeved dresses ar'
In vogue again at the BumHer IesOrJB II Jnt
fair Wearers are ghrewd they can get mora
mar for husband or Idle old maids) simply
oy refusing to marry any one who can lool
at them without blushing.
Beaconsfield says that nothing depresses {
lmau's spirits more completely than self
leo lviction of self concet." But the trouble
IA. that o selfcOnceited man is very rarely
selfc convicted; he is above any such weak
moss, and cannot see himself as others SEE
him.
Pititul that o man should ca re for riches
as If they were his own; yet so use them as /
. they were another's; that when he might b'
'Ihappy in speeding them, he will be mlser
able in keeping them; and had rather dying
leave wealth with his enemies, than, being
; alive, relieve his friends.
The cost Of trip around the world is nov
only sSOO Gne Of these days we are goine
to write up whole lot Of timely and SOU
searching editorials ahead, get pair OF lont
legged rubber boots and make bridal toul
Inv ourself around the globe. Nothing hal
lprevented heretofore but the fear OF we
feet.
wheel Manufacturing,