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The news., 1882-10-03
He assured her that it was, and

He assured her that it was, and
then continued:
81 met Jack Rollins"
"What, little Jack !" exclaimed
the old gentleman. aWhy, / remem-
Der when Jacks father first came to
Huckleberryville, long fore he mar
ried Hulda-she was a Smith, you
know, ole Billy Smiths darter. Ole
Billy was Gurus chap. Did l ever
tell yer bout that scrape him and me
got inter in Their winter of thirty-fye
mo, twas thirty-four-yes, no
Well I disremenlber zactly wich, but
anyhow, Billy and me, We"
"Yes, yes we know all about it,
Uncle Ben," said the man with a
story. GAS I was saying, I met Jack
Rollins, and he and I thought we'd
go down on the beach and have a
swim"
"You are getting on sWimmingly
now" observed the dealer in second
hand puns.
swell, as I was saying" resumed
the man with a story, "Jack and I
went down to the beach, and"
"You had a nice BATH" said the
woman who interrupts.
"No, I didn't" sharply answered
the man with a story; 'you see, the
tide"
"Oh, that reminds me of funny
thing that happened to lot Of us
fellows when we were in the army I"
exclaimed the war veteran. at was
just after the second Bull Run, and
the major"
The war veteran was reminded of
"funny thing" invariably seven
evenings week, and, though he al
ways told it from beginning to end,
nobody ever listened to it. 1t is
not necessary, therefore to repeat it.
After he had finished, however, the
man with story began again:
"The tide, you see, was way out
and Jack said that we might as we'll
go up to the hotel"
"Oh, tell us p again interrupted
the retailer of second-class puns.
The man with story frowned on
the punster and continued:
go up to the hotel and see who
was there. Charley Sprague-"
"Is Charley one o Squire Sprague's
boys 7" queried the old gentleman.
"The squire and me"
"No, Charley isn't one of the
Squire's boys, Uncle Ben" was the
rather peevish rejoinder Of the man
with story. HCharley-"
"Do you remember what time we,
had that night it rained SO 7" sudden
denly asked the young lady with the
cratic mind. aa
"It's awful dry" remarked the
amateur agriCultnrist; off We don't
have rain soon, guess my potatoes
won't amount to much"
'What horrid dress that Boston
woman had on to-day" said the
young lady in the rocking chair.
eve had bully time on the river,
to-day" interjected the boy in the
flannel shirt.
"Shall you go to the mountains be-
fore you return 2" asked the young
gentleman who was doing the agreea-
BILE to the young lady with the low
forehead.
The man with a story saw it was
no use. So he gave it up in despair
and walked sadly away, leaving the
others to chat at their own sweet will.
But, mark you, he will tell that
story to every one Of them separately,
and probably, two or three times to
most Of them. They will come to the
conclusion finally, that it would have
been much better for them to let the
man with story tell it at once and
have done with it.
The news., 1882-10-03
TELLING A STORY.

They were sitting on the veranda
after tea, when the man with a story
began to tell il.
"By the way" he said, 81 heard
good thing in town to-day"
"Was it very warm in town p
asked the woman who stays at home.
The news., 1882-10-03

1t is said that Niagara Falls are
receeding less than half an inch per
year, and that in 3,15S,O0O years the
rs miles Of solid rock remaining be-
tween the Falls and Lake Erie will
be washed away.
The news., 1882-10-03

A Vermonter has invented q water
telescope with which he claims he can
see FIVE cent piece in forty feet Of
water. There is nothing more soul
satisfying than to be able to see FIVE
cent piece in forty feet Of water, and
his telescope will fill long-felt want.
And yet a machine that would enable
a man to find dollar in his poke
would be quite as acceptable.
The news., 1882-10-03
SHE LIKED TT.

Susan adorned her well-turned limbs,
With delicate hose, but not for show
Yet everywhere that Susan went,
The wind was sure to blow.
1t followed here to church one day,
Playfully gambling round,
Was mischieyous, naughty on the street,
As Susan often found.
And when the sexton shut it out,
II frisked and capered near,
Roaming impationately about,
Till Susan should appear.
"What makes the wind plague Susan 80 %
Kind-hearted young men cried.
"Bacuse Susan don't object, you know"
An elderly maid replied.
The news., 1882-10-03
CERTIFICATES.
Philadelphia, January Dc. 1ss!
D, d. Tomlinson,

.PhlIadelpma, january g, 1857.
D. D. Tomlinson,
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virtue as a curative of your Celebrated H.
81. II. Remedy" one ofmy daughters, who
has suffered very much from painful bum
ion ON one of her feet, was induced to try
your medicine as liniment and, to her
great JOY and surprise, after few applica-
lions was permanently relieved OF both pain
and bunion. My wife has such confidence
in its virtue that she resorts to it as rem
edy for all the ills any member of the family
may be afflicted with. Several of our friends
and neighbors, after having used 1t, speak of
it in the most glowing terms To hear some
speak of its very great powers to cure one
would almost imagine no other medicine
was necessary. am, very respectfully yours,
JAMES MAHONEY, Ssh North Fifth st.
The news., 1882-10-03

Hot weather develops politeness
among men. One the shady side of
Eight street the other day, hundreds
of men took off their hats when the
only female in sight was a hoopskirt
hanging in front of store door.
The news., 1882-10-03
lIORALITIES.

True worth is void Of glory.
Genius can never despise labor.
Be graceful if you can; if you can't
be graceful, be true.
Children have more need Of mod
els than critics.
What we are at home is a pretty
sure test of what we really are.
The greatest evidence Of democrat
ization is the respect paid to wealth.
Moderation is the silken string
running through the pearl chain Of
all virtues.
1t is in general more profitable to
reckon up our defects than to boast
of our attainments.
Better to be despised for too anx-
icuS apprehensions than ruined by too
confident security.
Books redeem the past from death,
and give evanscent thought and earth
ly Immortality.
Nature goes on her own way; all
that to us seems an exception is really
according to order.
Conceit is to nature what paint is
to beauty; it is not only needless, but
impairs what it would improve.
A good word is an easy obligation;
but not to speak i'll requires only our
silence, which costs as nothing.
Lamentation is the musician that
always, like screech owl. alights and
sits on the roof Of an angry man.
Good qualities are the substantial
riches Of the mind; but it is good
breeding that sets them off to adyan-
tage.
The first virtue is to restrain tho
tongue; he approaches nearest the
gods who knows how to be silent,
even though he is in the right.
+ A man of letters is often man
with two natures-one book nature,
the other a human nature These
often clash sadly.
One trade is respectable above an
other only in consequence Of the su-
perior respectability Of the class Of
men engaging in it.
To think properly one must think
independently, candidly and consec-
utively; only in this way can a train
of reasoning be conducted successful
ly.
Employment which Galen calls
"nature's physician" is so essential
to human happiness that incidence is
justly considered as the mother of
misery.
Run not into debt, either for wares
sold or money borrowed; be content
to want things that are not of abso-
lutte necessity, rather than run up the
score.
In private conversation between in.
innate friends, the wisest men very
often talk like the weakest; for IL.
deed the talking with a friend i
nothing else but thinking aloud.
The ordinary employment of arti-
fee is the mark of petty mind, and
it almost always happens that he who
uses it to cover himself in one place
uncovers himself in another.
Leniency will operate with greater
force, in some instances, than rigov
1t is, therefore my first wish to have
my whole conduct distinguished By
it.-George Washington.
1t is with antiquity as with ances'
try, nations are proud Of the one, ant
individuals OF the other; but if they
are nothing in themselves, that which
is their pride ought to be their hu
imitation.
Nature has left every man a ca
pacity Of being agreeable, though no
shining in company; and there ART
hundred men sufficiently qualified
for both, who, by a very few fault
that they might correct in half al
hour, are not 60 much as to cradle.
TELLING A STORY.
They were sitting on the verand
The news., 1882-10-03

Let it out sometime when you are
good and mad that you wish you had
married some other fellow that Won
used to 60 with.
The news., 1882-10-03

Printing 1900 years old: At
meeting of the Austin Literary Club
few night ago during a discussion
the president Of the club spoke of
printing having been invented dur
ing the fifteenth Gentry. "It's an in
fernal blank Iie," interrupted Hostel
ter McGinnis, one Of the most intelli-
gent young men in Austin. ri have
a life of Christ at home, and every
word of it is printed, and he lived
more than 5000 years ago." The
president said he stood corrected.
The news., 1882-10-03
Philadelphia. No. / 81 Crease St.

Philadelphia. No. / 81 Crease st.
To the Proprietor of the q. II. IL. medicine:
the neuralgia, being so bad one arm be-
came paralyzed, the doctor could give me no
relief One OF my neighbors told me of your
Celebrated II. b. IL, medicine" l sent and
got one bottle. found so much relief got
another, which made perfect cure, and l
most heartily recommend 1t to any one who
are ike afflicted. Any one can learn from
me what think oft.
Yours Truly, MRS. HENRY BATH.
Something new will appear. each month
In regard to the great merits of q. ii. H.
medicine.
The news., 1882-10-03
FOR HORSES.

No horseman should be without bottle
in his stable in case of accident, as it is q
sure cure for the following diseases of. the
horse;
The news., 1882-10-03
PEARLS.

Life is Just long enough for a nsn
to decide where he will spend eter-
nifty.
We should believe only in works,
works are sold for nothing every
where.
It is easy enough to forgive your
enemies, if you have not TIE means
to harm them.
It is a fact worth remembering
that it does not take half SO long to
make wound as to heal one.
Whom alone guard your thoughts;
when in the family guard your tenn
per; when in company guard your
words.
The news., 1882-10-03
FOR EXTERNAL USE.

Use for strains, sprained joints, sore shout
sweeney, fistuia, poll evil, distemper, curb
splint, blood or bone SPAWN, ringbone. and
will remove all swellings and callous Jumps
left from kicks or other bruises, without
injury to the growth ofthe hair. Has proved
q sure cure for epizooty.
For epizootic and distemper use from one
to two tablespoonfuls in a bucket of cold
water, for their drink when watering, and
battle the throat until it blisters then put a
cloth around the throat to keep it warm.
VIII also cure the worst case of collie in
ten minutes, and relieve bots, by giving one
to two spoonfuls In pint ofmilk warm wa
ter. Be sure and get the genuine, put up by
the proprietor in Philadelphia.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
The AMES GLIB.

Working Committees Announced-The
Saturday Night Observation-Disclosures
vorable Reports From the First and Fifth
Wards.
The Central Ames club had a meeting
for consultation last evening, at which the
various committees to secure volunteer
workers at the polls on election day re-
ported full lists.
Following came reports from representa-
tives of the various voting precincts.
All were of an exceedingly cheerful charac-
ter, except as to the Fifth ward entire, and
the Second precinct of the First ward. In
these electio11 precincts the reports
were to the effect that not on
ly hitherto pronounced Democrats,
but actually members of the convention
making the nominations. were openly
working against Col. Crooks for the sem
ate and Henry O'Gorman for sheriff. The
reports confirmed the street rumors that
the MISUNDERSTANDING barrel had
been thrown wide open. and
was doing its accustomed
work-on the surface. Special details Of
| workers were made to look after these
precincts, and both are to be thoroughly
| canvassed, and a record is to be made
up for future use of those playing false at
| this time.
It was announced that a meeting
of the working committee of the Fifth
ward would be held at No. engine house
this evening, and the club voted that as
many members as possible should be pres
ent to join in tho consultation, and in map
ping out individual work to Offset the
''bar'l" of the opposition.
The executive committee reported all
arrangements perfected for the Saturday
+evening demonstration to be addressed by
our next congressman, DR.. A. A. Ames,
Hon. G. S. Bragg, of Wisconsin, and Hon.
I. Donnelly. The meeting is to be held at
Market hall, and to commence at s o'clock,
Gen. h. H. Sibley presiding, supported
by the old time Democrats of this city as
vice presidents. Music will be furnished
by the Great Union band. The club ad-
journed to Saturday evening at the OLD
| court house for consultation.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
AGAIN TIE SHERIFF.

More Prisoners at Large and Nobody
Knows Why--The Peculiar Disappear
Lance of Spot Reynolds--Two Months to
Serve But He is Not There.
There is something very strange, and
very unusual about the disappearance of
prisoners from the Ramsey county Jail.
On the 18th of October a prisoner by the
name af Chase becoming tired and weary
of Jail life disappeared. and no one
outside of the Jail officials
knew anything about it and
would not now have known of it had not
a representative of the GLOBE investigated
the matter yesterday. Others have disap-
peared also, but there has been SO much
doubt and uncertainty about all these es-
capes that it is difficult to fix on dates OF
circumstances. This one is fixed. The
date is Oct. %, and the matter has been
kept as quiet as it could be.
SPOT REYNOLDS.
The disappearance of this person from
the Jail illustrates just how loosely the
business of the Jail is conducted. By in.
quiries at the Jail yesterday the following
facts were ascertained from the sherif,s
clerk, who keeps all the books that are
kept in the Jail, and who is in a position
to know what the facts are: 1t was learned
first, that Spot Reynolds was sent to the
Ramsey county Jail from Wright county
with the proper commitment papers
there to remain for a certain time. Second
that the time named for his Imprisonment
has not expired by about two months
Third, that he has not been pardoned out
or in any way released from Jail by any
legal authority. Fourth, that he has gone
and is not in Jail. Now the question arises
how did Reynolds get out? So far as is
known no efforts have been made to capture
him. No one, not even the sheriff, seems
to have had the least desire to recover him
yet the commitment papers are in the
Ramsey county Jail, while the prisoner:
is at large, with two month;
of the time named in the papers to serve
When asked if he kept any books record
ing the receipt and discharge of prisoners
the clerk answered they did not. Wher
asked by what authority Reynolds was al
lowed to so out, be could not tell, and II
fact did not seem to know anything abou,
the matter. The clerk thought that per
haps Richter and the sheriff Of Wright
county had fixed up matters and let hin
out. When told that both these officers
had no power toilet Reynolds out he seemed
surprised. The fact is the matters at the
Jail are conducted in very loose and neg
ligent way, and prisoners go out about az
they please.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
Fire Last Night.

The market hall bell sounded an alarm
of fire about $50 last evening. but
it was so mixed that it was next to impos-
sible to determine where to go to find the
fire. 1t was finally discovered that the
cause of the alarm came from the second
story of little frame building located
between the international hotel and Woods
theater on Seventh street, just below Jack
son. The lower part of the building is
used for saloon, and kept by man named
Swanson. The fire was very small one
and was caused by tallow candle that
had burned down and run over the bed
clothing. It had hardly got a going be-
fore it was put out.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
The MinStreIs.

There is nothing in the way of amuse-
citizen in fact like a circus or minstrel
show. When either one fail to draw other
companies had better leave the road. Last
evenings soiree ''De" Ethiope of W. R.
Briggs Boston operate Ministries was no
exception to the rule. The Opera house.
above and below, was packed and
the CHEEKY voice of Louis Liverpool
led the applause in the gallery. The COM
pany was fair. Some features were ex-
cellent. Their Electric Quartet was
composed of four excellent voices, espec-
iully the basso, and were several times en-
cored. n. B.Shimer, the!one armed end man,
never failed to please. In short, for that
kind of an entertainment, it was fair
very fair.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
LOST
NICOL4Y'S AUOTIONE.
\ FEET ON WEST THIRD STREET AT

on FEET ON WEST THIRD STREET AT
CO Auction, together with the three story
large frame house the same. Lot 8 x20O
feet, running through to Selby avenue, nearly
opposite the residence of c. H. Bigelow, ESQ.,,
and close to the First Methodist church, and
in the immediate vicinity of the elegant man.
sion Of N. w. Kittson, ESQ.,, and the residence
of G. L. Otis. Esq, Dayton and Summit
avenues, best residence part of the city, known
as No. 342 West Third street. The location is
unsurpassed, and many handsome and costly
dwelling houses are now being constructed in
the neighborhood. The house is large and con-
veniently arranged, and, with barn, now rents
for $50 a month, and, at an expense of about
81, 500, can easily be converted and enlarged to
make two houses that would rent for $50 per
month each, which is nearly 9 per cent. interest
on SIG, 900. The ground is very valuable, being
in the heart OF the city and good sewer ON the
street. For a profitable and safe investment
this property offers unusual Inducements. This
very valuable property will be sold at auction
Wednesday afternoon, November 8, at o'clock
p. M, the premises. A large amount of
the purchase money can remain mortgage at
per cent, and sale positive. For permit to
view the house and full particulars apply at ou1
Office, No. "a East Third street.
A. K. BARNUM, Agent,
A. II. N1coLAY, Auctioneer. 3O6-312
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
personal.
F. ThorsoE, clerk of the district court of
Pope county, is visiting st. Paul.

F. Thorson, clerk of the district court of
Pope county, is visiting st. Paul.
Mr.. P. Gallagher, the pioneer stock
dealer of Winnipeg, is in the city on a
business trip.
E. I. Slingsby, Esq. postmaster and
book and stationery dealer at Carelton, D.
l., is on business visit to st. Paul.
Drs. Stewart and Wheaton have taken
rooms at the Windsor until their new resi-
dence is completed on Washington street.
Mr.. John Wann, who has been in Europe
for the past three months, has returned to
this country and is expected in st. Paul on
Friday.
NJ. j. Daily, Of Daily & Sache, publish
ers OF the Republican, Lisbon, ID. T., an
OLD ST. Paul boy, is paying visit to rela-
tiyes and friends, by whom he is meeting
a hearty welcome.
Mr.. J. Hayden, with Headley & Cleary,
wholesale wines and liquors, 81 River
street, Chicago, is in the city on his return
from an extended northwestern tour. Mr..
Hayden has spent the last ten days in the
Fifth Minnesota congressional district. and
is fully convinced from what he heard and
saw that Hon. G. F. Kindred will he elected
to congress on Tuesday next, by good
rousing majority.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
r ARGE AND IMPORTANT sALE-Of farm

II A4eOG AMI Oh1dN1 OA4C-OI Idrm-
IL stock, agricultural implements and house
hould furniture. The farm effects Of Mr.. Wash
ington NJ. Stees to be sold at auction. 1 will
sell at auction on Thursday, November 8, at 10
o'clock a. M, on the farm of Mr. Washington
n. Stees, between Lake Phalen and the st. Paul
Harvester works, the entire stock, farming i'm
PIGMENTS, household goods and other personal
property Oh the premises consisting in part of
Mccormick self-binder, l Eureka center draft
mower, 1 Buckeye reaper and mower, Guilt
vators, plows, horse rake, large lot of gar
dening and farming tools, 50 Quimby bee boxes,
frames and honey boxes, good driving mares,
good horse, sleighs, wagons, single and double
harness, so tons of hay, 50tons of straw, 16 head
OF jersey cattle, 5 full blood, II graded stock,
household furniture, stoves, ETC., etc. Terms OF
sale, ali purchases upwards Of $75 twelve months
at per cent. interest in negotiable paper; S75
and under spot cash. The farm of 200 acres with
good house, barn and other Improvements to
lease for term Of years.
p. T. KAVANAGH,
Z96-3lS ACctiOneer
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02

= BEAUTIFUL LOTS NEAR THE LIN
- COLIN SCHOOL AT AUCTION-I will sell
at auction the premises Oh Saturday, Nov; 4,
at 2 o'clock p. M, lots 6, I and Of Turnbulrs
subdivision of lot IA, of 1rvine's addition of
out lots to Saint Paul. These lots are hand
somely situated on Fred street, nearly
between Bur and Bradley street, opposite
the Lincoln school and within few blocks OF
the N. P. r. r. roundhouse. The Manitoba
shops and the Saint Paul Iron works have a
southern frontage and are 45x1GS and 4Ox108
feet respectively. For a man of ordinary
means this property offers many advantages,
as the neighborhood is all that can be desired,
and being within few blocks of the street
railway is convenient to any part of the city
P. T. KAVANAGH,
3C2-3CS AuctiOneer.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
Nilsson.

BosToN, Nov. 1.-The temperance of
Christine Nilsson ct Music hall this even
ing brought together an audience that more
than filed the hall. Madame Nilsson was
clad in black and greeted with rounds of
applause. She was recaNed several times.
and acknowledging the compliment, led
a little child, daughter of the accompany
lst, upon the stage with her.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-11-02
Re-aSsessment for Opening and Extension
OF an Alley l6 Feet Wide,
through Block 80, Rice {
HYilG'S Addition.
OFFICE OF TIE BOARD OF PUBLIC WoRKs. }
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Nov. l, 1882.

The Board of Public Works in and for the
corporation of the city Of st. Paul, Mimi, will
meet at their Office in said city, at p. m, on
the 18th day of November, A. d. 1882, to make
re-assessment of benefits, damages, costs and
expenses arising from the opening and extension
OF an alley Is feet wide, through block 30, Rice
d Irvine's addition, from sherman street to Elm
street, in said city, on the property in said
block, and benefited or damaged thereby; judy
ment having been denied by the District Court
of Ramsey county, Minnesota, on the first as
sessment of lots eleven (11) and twelve (12),
block thirty (S0) Rice & Irvine's addition to the
city OF st. Paul, MINI.
The land necessary to be condemned and
taken is described as follows, to-wit:
''The northweeterly eight (8) feet of lots
eleven Cd and twelve (12), of block thirty (30),
of Rice & Irvine's addition to the city of st.
Paul, Minnesota
AL persons interested are hereby notified to
be present at said time and place Of making said
re-assessment and will be heard.
j. F. HOYT, President Pro Tenn.
Official: r. l.. GoRMAN,
Clerk Board of Public Works. 06-308