, 1882-06-17

Now il is Mother Hayes who wants to
get on the great charity list "f ihis count
r..
The Infamous Rosecrnns Correspond'
e,,ce has agaiu been brought into public
print,
Within one degree Of zero in Dakota
last week. 1t viii soon be Christmas
over there.
Judge Charlie Goodwin Is likely 10 be-
come Governor Of Utah. Charlie vii
make i, warm for the Normons-
Guiteau still declares that he will lee
,ure within year. We pity the ether
murdrrers nho have been hanged.
A Cincinnati court has decided that
there must be 10 swearing by telephone.
Gradually our liberties are being circum-
scribed.
Judging by the Fourth Of July Proe-
lama.ion issued at Cheney, Judicial er-
mine is getting as cheap as old boots III
that town.
So mary churches are in deb. that ii
Certainly vas All oversight that the Re
yised New Testament made nu provision
for insolvency.
The assessment IF the Territory. credits
every man woman and child with $780,, %.
We will throw off the seven cents and ac-
cept check for 81 ,USf.
Naturally enough, it is Philadelphia
man who wants to frerze the body Of
Guteau after the hanging and transport
It about tho country as side show.
Cunning tatuatiun has struck us. \ TOW
of girls on the fence chewing and swap
ping y,Im Is MI eAhilarating sight X IS
j sort If sticky yco-opera'ive society.
The report that Guiteau had refused
his obituary 10 the press Is contradicted-
Ir appears that all the hest news ny tele-
! graph lacks the important element ot truth,
. ia Ohio i, Is now penal offence ="
utter AL oath IN public An enterprislng
saloon man has fitted up a room where
mad mel can work of anger i'll this way
! q. j. Mason, Of Portland, "n. Of the
Carrie Bradley counsel. charged with jury
bribery, has been photographed IN the
| Police Ga3tte. Thai ought to crafty hIs
! ambition
. Georgia WIS introduced I" cyclone
! the other day. and the water III . 20 foot
well WAS scoopei our. Nothing bnt the
butter escaped. II tied It's halr 10 a post
and stood firm
4 Guiteau recently INDUCED in pistol
practice at NIkade III jap an. There
was no Mlkado about insanity in this
| case-he was Immediately jerked into
| Kingdom Come.
4 good mental reservation III the mar
riage would be $40 long as you are what
you now are, a plump, loving vIyiac'ous
duck, wrapped mp IN me. :. som on yon
when yon grow otherwise
That BRILLIANT critic nf the O,,qonidn
| adds this. 10 his critique nf Julie Rive
King: ~ Mr.. Cpnrsrr, -rcn9,".'f""
much to The advantage Of much that he
accompanied. We pause to wonder if
mnch suffering occurred.
Postotices have been established at
Etna, Clark county, w. T Jas ".
Forbes postmaster; Lewisville, Clarke
unity, w T., Isaac W. Rowland post
master. Postmaster app"inted-Wm,
Field, Pioneer, Clarke county, W I.
| l. cal politicians Who are catching the
first drops Of the July shower. are recall
| ins the story Of the darkie holding the
COW while a cross-cyed man was about to
hit her in the head with ali ak: Look
heah, masss, - yc gwine to hit whar We
look. Ifye is, lse pwine To let GO.
| Mr.. Barth, who 50 Suddenly disappear
ed from Napa. Cal. ominr people about
Sl00, 600, turns up in the usual way, in
! Switzerland. So confused over his debts,
that he did not realize that lie WAS gnw-
ing to Europe, until sight ot the beauties
at Canterbery Hall. London. aroused him.
1t was picturesque. He had just gone
to housekeeping on Alder Street. and he
! was down town with an embroidered mar
ket basket ON his arm, and sweet little
morocco covered note book. He said he
would take quart of cardinal berries, a
yard Of mutton and some of that Lovely
butter done up IN tin foil He was ut
teIly bully.
; DR.. Mary Breechcs Walker j, a sort of
female ~"odchuck, always popping mp at
the most unexpected times and uneanny
places. She Is now in trouble about
I letter her landlay claims, in court, that
the doc opened without any authority,
and in order Ia pry into the secrets Of
love sffair between said landlady and
nice young man-very much wanted br
said doc.
A decisive blow must be struck in
Egypt. and there are none left 10 deal it
bu, Oregon editors. Here il their style :;
Let the Republican cateie gather their
rike-poles. slick-ear, brick.tup, sublunary
sphere, Yamhill porpoise, and the non
deseripts gather yourselves in square
and say We which We Will Does Mr.
Brown electioneer with 4 keg of whiskey
and 4 box Of Chicago cigars All. me
thinks me hears faint voice SAYING
False, duplicity, conmving yes, any
thing, all for spoils-
! The e1-political boss now at the writ
ing head OK the 0,egonid,, IS greatly exer-
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