Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-05-15
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
The following letter was received by an undertaken
from an afflicted widower "My waif is ded and wants
to be buried to morrow at Woner klock. nose wair
to dig the Holeby the side of my other waits
let it be deep"
Not an experiment or cheap pateut medicine is
Browns Iron Btters. 1t is prepared by one of the
oldest and most reliable chemical firms, and will do
all that is claimed for it,
The English complain that leather is found in
American sausages; and American manufacturers
will be good after this as to take off the collar
before using.
Medical science never produced valuable
dy for the treatment Of diseases requiring general
Alternative medicine, as Wheat Bltters. See adv.
A dog weighing six pounds has more strength in its
jaws than weighing 200 and yet men tackle
hotel beef while dog has nothing to do but lick
bones.
Healy's Vegetable Tonic Cordial is an unsurpassed
Alternative for the blood, and valuable spring tonic
for women. See advertisement on second page.
Cephaline fills a demand never before met 1t is a
safe and certain cure for headaches and nervousness
"Some people," says Alphonse Karr, care always
finding fault with for putting thorns roses;
l always thank her for having put roses on thorns."
1t does not follow that housekceper is negligent if
she finds bed bugs in the house. They come unin-
vited. Neglect is shown in allowing them to increase
and take full possession. No doubt all hOusekeepers
will be glad to hear that butchers Dead Shot will
prevent this.
No he said u don't keep that great overgrown.
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him Or enjoy his society. But sir. hate the neigh
bors."
LIVER, KIDNEY AND BRIGHT's DIsEAsE-A medi-
cine that destroys the germ cause of Brghts dis
ease, diabetes kidney and liver complaints, and has
power them of the system, is above all price
Such medicine is Hop Bitters, and positive proof of
this be found by one trial, or by asking your
neighbors, who have been cured by it,
Don't expect an advertisement to bear fruit in one
night.
CoNsUMPTIoN.-To prevent night sweats, to ease
the cough and arrest emacation and decline no other
form of malt medicine can possibly equal Malt
Btters. This original nutrient and tonic rich in
nourishment and strength. 1t tides the patient
the most critical stages of the disease, dgests and
assimlates food, enriches and puries the blood. 1t
builds up the system by stimulating into life the
entire process of digestion.
Young ladies who wish to have small mouths are
advised to repeat this frequent intervals during the
day: Fanny Finch fried FIVE hounderng frogs for
Francis Fowlers father"
THE DIsTINGUIsHING CHARM.-A delightful fragrance
of freshly gathered flowers and spices is the dstin-
gushing charm of FloIeston Cologne.
"IfI rest I rust is German proverb. "If trust
bust" is an American version.
MONEY FOR A RAINY DAr.-"For six years my
daughter was sick from kidney and other disorders.
! We had used up our savings Oh doctors. when our
dominic advised US to try Parkers Ginger Tonic.
Four bottles effected cure and dollars worth
has kept our family well for over year. we have been
able to lay by money again for rainy day. Poor
Nuns Wife.
The generality of have, like plants, latent
qualities, which chance brings to light.
wtstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis, whoopng cough Group, influenza, con
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs an(
chest. SO cents and 81 bottle.
"a fellow feeling makes us wondrous kind"-bu
not when the fellows feeling for your pocketbook.
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL-We will send DR. Dye
Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Electro
Appliances trial for thirty days to young men ant
older persons who afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and com
plete restoration of vigor aud manhood Also 70
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidne
difficulties, ruptures and many other diseases Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic Belt Co
Marshall, Mich.
People who say that ostrich can kill man wit
one kick simply seeking to deprive the mule (
his traditional rights.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debilit
liver complaint, bos. numors, chronic diarrhoe
nervous affections female complaints and all disease
originating in a bad state of the blood
Dark clouds roll up and obscure the sum- but "
know that there is light above the clouds.
Don't DIE THE HOUsE.-Ask druggists for 'Roug
Rats" 1t clears out rats. mice, bedbugs, roache
: vermin, flies. ants, insects. I5c. per box.
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-Stingng, smartin
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
cured by Buchupaiba. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
express S.25, for S.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, \.
} BRAIN AND NERvE.-Wells' Health Remover, grea
{ est remedy earth for impotence leauness, sexu
debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expires
I sl.25. 6 for S.. Z. s. Wells, Jersey City. n J.
Y We trample grass, and prize the flowers of May y
grass is green when flowers do fade away.
Ely 5 CESdul Odltu IGuuC6o DISQUALIFICATION. DOI6o
the nasal passages are healed in few days oatarr
al headache is dssipated. Senses of smell. taste al
; bearing restored Price 90 cents.
Apply into nostris with little finger.
CArARRu-For fifteen years have been great
4 annoyed with this disgusting disease which caus
severe pain in my head, continual dropping into I
-. -, ,x.,o,e,rt > ,.oa.t NJ so,.o &c s,r oil -
> much impaired. By thorough use for six months
I Ely's Cream Balm I have entirely overcome the
|, troubles J. B. Case. St. Denis Hotel. Broadway a
|. 1lth ST.. New York.
Ely's Cream Balm, for catarrh. cold IN the he;
etc., gives better satisfaction than any other prepa
/ ton. B. armstrong, druggist. Wilkesbarre. Pa.
II Trust men and they will be true to you; treat tn
Y greatly and they will show themselves great.
: How TO SECURE HEALrH.-lt is strange any G
viii suffer from arrangements brought on by imp
blood, when scoyilrs sarsaparilla aud stillingia,
l. Blood and Liver syrup will restore health to the ph
a. icat organization 1t strengthening syrup, pie
g ant to take and the best blood purifier ever dseov
le ed curing scrofula syphilite disorders weakness
re- the kidneys, eryspelas malaria. nervous dsord'
m debility. bilious complaints and diseases Of the bic
liver. kidneys stomach, SKIN, etc.
Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and bea
u DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys wor
IN Sold by e. z. Dutton. Barton. Vt