The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-04-27
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Agfmon M making converts ia len
nesses VA wa "a almost anything ~lih
. TetscsAlt 4a8 rrespi e make him pay
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Eaciaas esase u pokef "D1at you
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plsy 4 - Nj sehenkuales' bead some
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4 salatfs life resembles cigar He
Jss..s ,lsoagh lie Ere Aad snolc 10 hsd
b.. borfs ~ asAss, spd shat Is len a him
utTs stomp
K,pI~,ei e,tryhodys feelings. even
yabt aa.h saBan. Hoveycr much you
ma, asat 80 know htt address, never ash
be- sh.r ,hc lang, onty"
Nha, Aogou think q my bonnet
SAID Au Sliorr Too much poke for a
shilaF saii " b bot he uill chaner
he b.ha beu TIE hiil comes in
H. Nr~ Jrr.ry II bank cashier or
puhle officer Of trust doesn't get home by
niue o'clock At night they immediately be
glu forwarding h.s nail 10 Europe
man With small salary an a large
family says. Il pride goes before fall, be
would like - see pride start on little
ahead Of The price Of coal aud provisions.
Il was 10 Troctou school. What is
ihs feminine of iailorf' asked a teacher OF
claes 10 grammar "Dressmaker, was
The puonp, reply Of bright-eyed little
boz,
They have a new game IN Indiana. A
man who can hold an egg in eth or hand
aud Jump i've fee, without breaking the
eggs by involuntary squeezing, wins the
bet.
Au exchange prints an article entitled,
Hos io distinguish smallpox But no
one wants 20 distinguish smallpox What
the public wants 10 know is how 10 eatin.
guish H.
No, Bertha, no; the Cochin Chinas do
not lay TIE Easter eggs You mus, stop
reading the religious papers OF you'll get
yonr head tulcd with erroneous IDEAS
about Eas,ey.
Nj Threetingcrs, OF Washington, ID.
g. gathered courage the other day to say
70 Mrs. Threednge,s; wife, must
have that nigh, key nov This isn't
Hayes administration,
The Car gets bloved up by his wife
for flirting With circus girl, and is in
constan, fear q dynamite explosion, We
wouldn't be- Car. circus girl thrown in,
Tor less than $40 week
A man does his counting in p'
aud scclusion John Henry, ~
goes behind tbe woodshed - a,. -
orange Not because be j. a.laaI~,..
but because he wants u all himself
Imagine the in' ,ona,,oo ., .
can boy iaa II ,nch school. who in 4 Ms.
,o's ',ANa Is old how Lafayette. the area,
~" neral, triumphed in the Rpvolu.
''O" +" listed by one Washington.
There is an article geng the rounds
headed, Who Kissed away That Tesr?'
Well, No suppose ID is as well to own up
70 II first a. lat IL is a mighty mean
man tia. wont kiss away tear.
tpgish doctors say that plants in
aloeping rooms are unhealthy. Freuch
doctors say they produce sweet slumbers.
American doctors don't say anything
about IT, but charge il in the bill.
Courtesies at an introduction: Frs
gentleman Madame permit me to arr
duce my friend, NJ X. He is MOI searly
as much OF fool as he looks, Second
gentleman That is where my t.sad differs
from me, Madame
The man who sells tpur quarts TO .
gallon i the best prnlaab Of the Christian
religion eItant, AMI will walk bold,
through the gaia Of Paradise while ID,
man who prays at the street corner is try
ing IN saia TO pick the lock
charlie, my boy. had narrow es
Nsl'e "a driving TO see your room to-day
As NC TUNED the corner 10y Rock Hall III,
horse started into dead run and nearl,
upset me Charlie. -"Oh, he smelt tn,
Wild oats around the college. | guess
by recent imperial order in reeart
10 the uniform OF the Russian soldiers
buttons are to be rigijly suppressed an,
hooks aud eys substituted The latter. /
pr suned, will m some way compensate
ihepoor soldier for the want of woman,
society
some other folks would deceive Vol
about tiies. goods. but have been in III,
bns'neha ,~enty years. aud never told
lie, sa'd ,he gnileless dry goods clerk
wi, do)oe begin no~ said the ges,Le IA
o ne "a front Of the counter as sAs xatI,cre,
her drapsiits together and .aslsd away.
L'fes nps and do~lss Uncle Ne,
Lost dollar the oihsa day and when Il
vent home he c-fHl his eldest son
Come here. 6ss, and set down. Die al
aqnFsr SoSk, anyway, boy; iis wen "
think 70 lsyJn On feathers an walkin' o.