Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-02-17
Adam hfwafers achievements and Adve1-
tHnss--in Authentic Account Ann An
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thoy Author ApnL AHao DOnsni
Ahee1-iity.
Almost an age ago, Adobe at Ando
dover, Adam Atwater. Avocation,
artist. Able and accomplished, active
and ambitious, all admired Adam. An
adept at almost anything, Adam also
acted as an assistant at an Academy,
afording aid at arithmetic. algebra,
astronomy, and-soforth. Adams af-
fluent Aunt Almira also abode at An.
dover, and although aastere and srbi.
trary, and an aristocraL appreciated
Adams astonishing achievements and
abundantly administered aid, assign
ing an annual allowance. Achsah
Ashley, anxious and aimless, artful
and audacious, attended Academy,
and after awhile attempted attracting
and alluring Adam, appearing awfully
afiectionaie, assuming affecting atti-
tudes, and, altogether, acting abomn-
ably. Adam, already aflianced, avoid
ed all Achsah advances, and, although
annoyed assiduously, attended accus.
toned avocation. Again and again
Achsah attempted alternating Adam 5
affections. Adam. always nfIable and
amiable, averse at avenging an airont,
and anxiously avoiding an alteration,
asked an absence, and about autumn
abruptly absconded. Arriving at
Australia after awhile, Adam attempt
ed agriculture. Also acted as an at
torney. amicably adjusting all annoy
ances and animosities among Austria
lians. Achsah, ascertaining about
Adams absense, appeared distracted,
and actually ate arsenic, and awaited
angels apparel. Anon, acute ague
and asthma attacked, aud almost an
initiated Adam. Anxious Australians
attended and administered alleviations
and anodyne. Alas! Alasl athletic
ADAM Alien and alone, altered and
aged amazingly, appetite abating, abb
ject, actually asking aims, and anx-
ious about aifianced Aunt Almira.
Adams aspect appeared alarming.
After awhile American atmosphere
alluring,a an accommodating Australian
accompanied Adam across Asia, across
Atlantic, arriving about April at An
dover, at Aunt Almiras abode. atten.
uated and almost an apparition. Able
allopaths advised ale, alcohol and ac-
tive astringents. Arabella and Allen,
an authoress, and Adams affinity, awe.
struck and appalled,, also attentive
ly aided. Adam acquiesced anna.
bly,. After awhile ate apples, april
cots, asparagus, and-so-forth, albeit
ate abstemiously. Afflicted and all
ing, Adam assayed annulling allegi-
ance. Arabella, artless aud amiable
as an angel, avowed allegiance, an
swered: away acknowledgements
Absence aud Affections abate afiectionY
All apologies avauntl' angelic Ara
BELLA" answered Adam, "always al.
mired and adored above all amid all
adrient admirers accept Adam, and Ad,
ans aches and ailsy' "Aye, aye! as.
suredlyl" assented Arabella. "Amen,"
amusingly answered Adam. Accord
ingly another autumn, Aunt Almira
aiding, abetting and accelerating ar
rangements. Adam and Arabella, at
an altar, acknowledged allegiance,
and afterward, ailments arrested aud
appetite augmented, art again absorb.
ed all Adams attention, and, although
an amateur, after awhile attained as
an appellation "Another Angelo"
Arabella, as an authoress, also &c.
quired applause aud appreciation. As
age advanced, Amt Almira, ailing
and apPrehending apoplexy, adopted
Arabella aud Adam, and ailluence
accommodating, authorized Adams act.
ing as agent at adjusting affairs, al
together an agreeable arrangement all
around. Arabella, at articles and an.
ecdotes, Aunt Almira, Adam amused
at times adding an Australian adven-
ture, and amid admiring associates
and agreeable acquaintance, aunt,
artist aud authOress alike abode ami
cably and aIectionately long time at
AndOver.
AN APPENDIX.
All alterations appeared absurd
and admit apologies. Adieclives and
adverbs are abused atrociously. Anon.
allies abound and are allowable among
all able authors. Adieu.
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