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The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-01-12
LYDIA e. PINKHAM''
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a Positive Cure

for all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
socommon to our best female population.
1t will cure entirely the worst form Of Female Com
plaints all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Llcera
ton, Falling and Dspacements, and the consequent
Spinal Weakness, and is particularly adapted to the
Change Of Life.
It will dissolve and e,pel tumors from the uterus in
an early stage Of development The tendency can"
checked very speedily by its use
It removes faintness natulenc destroys all craving
for sirnulants and relieves weakness OF the stomach
It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostraton,
General Debility, sleepessness Depression and 1ndi-
eestion.
That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and backache is always permanently cured by it's USE
twill at all times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the laws that govern the female system
For tho cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this
Compound Is unsurpassed.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM.
POUNDS prepared At 2ss and SIS Western Avenue,
Lynn, Mass Price 81. Six bottlesfor o. Sent by mail
In the form Of pills. also in the form OF lozenges, On
receipt Of price, 81 box for either Mr. Pinkham
freely al letters Of inquiry. Send for pamp-
lot Address above Mention tAs Paper.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-01-12
Fer 'Sts Modify Climate

~ '@t5 IAouAIt SI'WSttC'
The extent to which climate and rainfall
are affected bv forre>t' and ether vegetable
grow,hs is scarcely conceivable or inconceiv-
able by anyoke. Let there be proper
supply and distribution of trees and shrubs,
and the frightful extremes of vet and dry,
hot and cold, will be III the main avoided.
At least one third of the whole
surface of the earth should be
covered with trees This being done the
remaining two thirds will furnish more food
for man and beasts than the whole will pro-
duce if cultivated. Space will not allow of
an explanation at this time of the action of
forests on climate, but every ci:iz IN should
promptly inform himself on the subject.
DR.. Warler of Ohio and many others should
De held in grateful remembrance for their
able dissertations on forestery. Timber
lands should be exempt from taxation, aud
every possible encourag cement given to the
propagation of trees and the preservation
of the original forests that remain.
Logansport, (Ind.) Daily Journal
I sell more of st. Jacob Oil, remarked
MIR. D. E. Pryor, 112 E. Broadway, to our
reporter, than ofany other article of its
kind, and consider it the best liniment
in use. It has to my own knowledge cared
severe cases of rheumatism in this COM
unity.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1882-01-12

III the NOrthpOrt cotton mill. Six months
| of living death. Each day I fancied that
the hollows in my cheeks were deeper, my
steps weaker, my hands more frail.
In six months more think should have
died but for a letter-a dirty, much post
| me as was going by. It was from Lawyer
Bliss of my native place. announcing the
death OF Uncle Piper, and the bequest to
! me OF twenty thousand dollars.
| He was miser, and had been accumular-
| ing this money all his life. Some of it was
invested in western lands, and some il
United States bonds, and more was found
| in queer holes and corners in his shantv.
| He was an eccentric man, and knowing
| that ne must soon die, and having no love
for his relatives, he had written to each of
them, asking for money, intending to d.
vide this fortune among those who should
respond to the appeal. Though abundant
| ~ able, not one of them had granted his
request. My poor twelve dollars was all
| he received.
The letter addressed to me WAS q month
old. went at once back to my native
| place, and found that the statements of the
| letter we're correct. paid Mrs. Spriggins,
who lived next door to Uncle Piper, a good
sum, and erected q handsome stone to his
memory. Then I went back to Green
| field.
Dressing in my plainest clothes, walked
c"ar ,+h !-z v--@ - -...@s-sze,a OF
Thieves. Old Tim Finnegan sat on the
doorstep smoking short black pipe. He
was desperate, wicked looking man. Mr.
Bliss made known my errand, and asked
him if he would give up all claim to bis
daughter if would take her, provide for
her, and save him all further care and ex-
pense on her account.
he did not OF first understand what We
meant Then he wanted to know if was
the school marin that got turned off,"
answered in the affirmative.
What may you be dom now2"
Il have been in the Northport MILL"
Then he thought while. "Are yer will.
in ter pay ennythin'2"
suggested fifty dollars.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
WESTSfDE.

During recent visit to LuYernc l
heard some interesting talk about farm
ing. One farmer gave his experience
in wheat raising. At the end of five
years he was $1,000 III debt. lie made
HI effort the next year to get even and
was $1,000 i'll debt. This led to talk
about the creamery business. One
farmer said, my views on that are
that those who run the creamery will
get the cream and the farmers will get
the skim milk. will make my butter
At home and sell for what can get.'
This week visited Adrian. Found
business dull. | called at Mr.. Roberts
restaurant aud there met Mrs. Welcll.
! inquired about her health. She said
1t was very poor as s!!e had not rtcov-
cred from the abuse received last SUN
Rtr. She SAID six Mell, dressed like
Indians, came to the house At mid
niEit and dragged her out Of bed to Il
hay stack and began to tear off her
night clothes. She got one mans fin
ger III her mouth and bit it. He kick
ell her i'll the head 1T Il side till she let
20. Ii,cS,' six men We,e ali her neigh
hOrs painted like I,!diaus After they
had stripped her they applied tar and
feathers. Her husband came out say.
ing. "h"h't hurt my dear wife," AMI
shedding croc"dils tears. lie had left
the door Unlocked 50 they could walk
into the house. lave been acuuaint-
e'l with Mrs. Ntlcii for $. ven years
A.d know nothing against her c|,arac-
ter. Il. >lMMU&S.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
GRAND PRAIRIE.

People who expected to do all their
seeding in March are beginning to wor-
ry and fret and cry late spring. They
seem to forget that April 1sr is still
early seeding time. It looks less like
seeding now than it did in February.
There is u movement on foot to start
. cemetery somewhere III the center Of
the town. Over one hundred dollars
ate already subscribed and if the sub
scribers come down with the stamps
the movement will probably he Il sue
cess.
Wm H Ingral,am has been on the
sick list for some time.
School closed in Dist. 33 on March II.
We will not praise the teacher nor the
manner in which he conducted the
school. Aodesty forbids.
r R Miller, with the help Of other
members Of the Worthington lodge 4.
q. y. w., instituted a lodge OF that Or
der in Adrian on March -, with seven
teen members to start with. Hope
they may succeed and multiply exceed
lngly. GRAND PRAIRIE.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

Last Literary 1T Mr. A G. Seneys on
Monday evening, the eth inst, with
an elegant programme, as follows:
Anvil Chorus, instrumental tluett,
finely rendered indeed, by Mrs \ Il ST.
ney and Miss Lille Wemple.
Embarrassment Solo, Miss Grace
Wemple.
Vocal duett. Serenade to Ida. Mrs a
& Seney and Miss Oracle Wemple.
Reading, 1Ioratio 1T the Bridge, +
l. Wemple.
Solo, Mrs G. II Leonard.
Reading, Mrs J Rundall.
Comic recitation, The Pea Ridge ne
gro dance, E l. Wemple, I. NJ.
Solo, Far Away. Miss Lille Wemple,
and very pretty it was.
Bone solo, A G Seney, with pia no &C
compartment, and was rendered will,
his usual ability i,i III artistic aud fin
ished manner.
Recitation, Mr. Shaw, Of Ransom.
Debate. Resolved, That republican
form of government is preferable to Il
monarchy. E l. Werpple and A & Se-
ney. affirmative, A F Horst and Ths.L-
deus Schuzenger, negative. On account
Of many distinguished foreigners being
present and the negative becoming
rather exhausted. received the synlpa.
th.es Of the sorrowing foreigners, and
gave the negative the benefit Of the
doubt. And so ends 4 pleasant society
for \ season, hoping when summer has
passed and autumn renders unto US
her luscious fruits and golden harvest,
and when our pockets have received
the ''equiv.." when our machinery
notes are all paid and the collector
choked of. when we have received our
supply Of hickory fuel well tied. when
we have ('een trusted until spring for
our supply of coal and received all nee
essary necessities. then will we try
again to rsorganize another social Of
the same SORT, &c, &C.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
From the New York Church UniOn.1
OUR SHIPG

In those bright summer mornings when row
Far out, with winds and waters sweeping tree,
Among the stately boats that come aud 80,
l join the toy ships going out to sea:
Each little ship propelled by paper sails,
And given with shouts to billOwS and 10 gales!
All, happy boys! that launch your ships away,
Playing the merchant long before your time. j
We men are like you to our dying day.
Still sending ships to every distant clime
Aud while to have them back we watch and
yearn,
You send them forth and look for no return.
In youth our ships for rosy LOVE We sent,
ilong since they went In those glad days Of old)
SnIne went for Fame. And some for Power went,
And then We sent whole fleets to bring Us Gold ;
And of all the ships We sent across the main,
Not one III thousands came to US again.
But believe our ships are gone before,
Gone tOtlIat Better Land tO which W. 20;
There, one BY QUO, they gather to the shore,
Blown safely IL BY ali the winds that blow.
And We shall find them Oh some Happy Day,
MOored fast, and Whiting IN the Golden Ray!
A, Z. n.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
from the New York Church Unlonl
q RESURRECTION.

On comes the winter mornlug sun. -
And out Of the North the winte. bese1e.
And the biz. pale m0on. away In the West,
Is hiding behind the trees.
Dim, thin aud lx.le, on the rim, OF the hills.
1t sinks away from the sight.
Like the vanishing ghost OF . splendid World
That died In the sky last night.
The winter sun Il gone to his grave
In the West. like king that died,
And the big bright moon comes up tho East.
Redeemed and glorined.
There IS no Death: nor ln the 9rsvo
Shall anything that lived Eenaln;
And moons, and starA and suns, a1a noA.
That set. shall rise agzini
A.RA
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

A new comet has been discovered
with tail five minutes in length"
That is model comet. Should be
engaged to furnish five minute tales
for the magazines and newspapers.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
Very respectfully submitted.
II. Is. Pl.OrT>, Recorder.

VILLAGE OFFICE, Sat-, Mcl,. ., 81.
Regular meeting organized by newly
elected Council with e. II. Smith, Pres
ident, in the chair. II. f.. Torrance, o..
&. Grn,nlsten and Emory Clark, T,us-
tees, II. Is. Piotts, Recorder.
Bonds of Il. F. Baker, Treas; J. $.
Nc M;snus, J. r.; r. Is. Plotts, Record.
er; and J. +. Lyous, Constable, were
presented and all approved.
Bills Of II. f. Torrance, $40. 81, treas.
fees, Il. B. Plotts, $ll, recorler's SER
vices To date, ID. Shell, ST., and Al.
Twitchell, 81: services on board of
election and registry were I'LL read aud
on motion ordered paid.
On moti"n it WAS resolved, that here
after the days OF meeting for the COul,.
Gil shall be the first and third Thurs
days Of every month. at 7:3U y. NJ.
On motion adjourned.
X. !}. L Orrs, Recorder.
True Merit Always wins.-There is
4 constantly increasing demand for
Browns Iron Eittrrs. \ druggist on
washington street reports the sale OF %
bottles the first month: S6 bottles the
second month, and 146 bottles the third
month; and not one complaint or fail
ure to give entire satisfaction rs being
the very hest health and life-giving
medicine in all the world.
The Jackson Republic gives full
account Of the railroad accident at
that place on the 18th. The passen-
ger train coming west ran into the
freight caboosc and several freight
ears near the depot, injured five men,
killed two sheep, smashed the caboose
and knocked the smoke stack and
pilot from the engine Fortunately,
no one was killed.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
THIS NEW MAP
ston that the
Chicaqo& Northwestern Ry

cinnbc:
Chicago and all Of the Principal Points in the W+s North Northwest
rnci
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
COUNTY NEWS.
RANSOM.

The Ransom Journal has sold ont to
n w Perrin, who intends to make it
one Of the most interesting papers in
the county.
II II l,elknap has returned from FL
dora, Iowa. lie reports the roads very
bad there: They have had rain and
mud all winter. The old folks arr well
and hearty.
Mrs 5 & Fsrrin's son n.in.]aw at Far
60 sold one house aud two lots for
$l5,VO.
j r Newman closed his school last
Friday III district No. 8. There will
lie vacation till next fall.
VIM Brown, of Seward, lost y horse
the other day.
Mr. Wilkinson's little girl j. very
sick
G. Is Sentt has sold his farm to Mr.
Bradtlen and expects to start tor Mis-
souri, III May.
Farmers ara thinking Of seeding.
There will I've very little wheat s"wn it
any III this town this year, AMI I::,nigh;
say, III the county. Corn will le the
principal crop here.
Wonder what Elk will do th,s year
for Ill assessor? We don't know what
people were thinking about to vote tor
i NONRESIDENT. PLUVlCS.
ADRIAN.
Quite a number OF colonists came
last week.
\ son of John Ellsworth, Of West
and is very low still.
Dr Barber, Of ". WAS cut In Grand
Prairie last week to a<s one vf ear old
settlers, Mr. Geo Barns. who iss TIL sad
ly afflicted with his old complaint. Mr.
Is is grit clear through or iIs would have
gone for the Golden Slippers" long
ago.
Geo O'Neal is quite sick with lung
fever.
Prof G. Chamberlain has l'een on the
sick list this week.
Mr. Brown and wife. Of Lismore.
have the sympathy Of the community
in their mourning for their daughter.
who died this week.
lin COnIey Has moved Ills 1amltV
over to the ]'rach building, now owned
by Mrs Conley.
JAS Jones received = 6ne safe this
week. 1t is both burgular and fire
proof.
DIR Sprague, of I.uverne, was in town
Tuesday. prescribing for Mcssrs por-
ter and Limhert's sick horses.
A very large number attended the
sale last Saturday and ~ usual on such
occasions paid we'll for all they got.
The school exhibition on Friday
evening last was il success and reflects
much credit Oh both teacher AID pu-
pills.
MFR Blassins and family intend NOV.
ing to their farm this week for tile sum.
mer.
Tomorrow the new p NJ, Mr. Clapp,
takes the =. q. to the Mldl,Oe building.
1t is very generally believed that Mr. &
will give the best Of satisfaction.
Mrs Horace Flanagan intends soon
to open i stock of millenery goods in
connection with her drcsslnaking husi-
ness.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
or THE BURLINGTON.

MOVEMENTS or THE BURLINGTON. Il
1t is now reported that the surveyors
of the Burlington road. after they had
run line four or tive miles Into this
county from the east, went back to Sill
YER Lake and started u line toward
WOrthingtOn. What their object was
in running line 50 far toward Sibley
we shall probably never know. This
company has surveyed four or five lines
from Spirit Lake to Silver Lake with a
view Of finding the best route. 1t is
reported by parties who pretend to
to purchase the Worthington T. Sioux
r., and If it succeeds in this it will 20
to WOrthingtOn, if not. then it will
pull off and run in this direction.
Wednesday that the engineers Of the
Burlington road were surveying i line
from Silver Lake, to run around the
south end Of Silver Lake, and then take
4 northwesterly course, the objective
point not being stated.-Sihley GaZette.
1t looks little singular to us that
the Siblty people should expect any
thing from the Burlington road. The
Gazette said in u previous issue that
the organizers Of the Spirit Lake Il
Western road had failed to get any fl.
vorable response from the Burlington
company and had therefore organized
to build road of their own. If the
Burlington interest had ever made any
overtures to Sibley, or had run i pre-
liminary line there rs they have run
two to Worthington, we could see
some possibility Of tho road turning in
that direction. Neither do we believe
their coming to Worthingtom is con-
tingent upon their securing the Wor-
thington and Sioux Falls road. They
are heading northwest to secure their
share of the trade of the new world
opening up in that direction, and their
route lays directly through our town
and was selected long since. Nothing
is absolutely certain except death and
taxes, but the coming Of the Burling-
ton road to Worthlngton is next Oh the
list of sure things.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
RUSIIMORE.

RUSII;MORE.
Fair at the Rushmore 81. F.. church
next week.
The Am. Ex. ca. have opened u mon
ey order Office ut Rushmore; Orders
for 81 &c, $40 &c, etc.
A r Horst has on hand = supply Of
ground feed. BETA.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

Renew Your I.ease.-There are
times in every ones life when energy
fails and miserable feeling comes ov.
er them, mistaken for laziness. Danger
turks in these symptoms. as they arise
from diseased organs. Paiker'S Gin.
ger Tonic will restore perfect activity
to the Stomach, Liver and Ki,lnevs.
purify the blood. and renew vour lease
of health and cOmfOrt.-!Advocate.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

MApS.--We have Il supply of Mobiles
County Maps framed to hang up. Every
Office should have one. No family
should be without this map. Keeps the
baby quiet and SmoOthes the wrinkles
out Of your Wife's temper.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

MauKHiu:
Fox Chicago and the East at ::zn;,. m. and G:5r
p. m.
For the West at 1:u5a. N.
j. y. CLOCK. Agent,
Maukato Minn.
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

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The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

las q climate unsurpassed hy any country in
uac W"ri'i, htving an r'eVl ion Of . u feet above
~. I'tul: Nob''S county is exempt from floods
ana cyclones, and the cl:t $S',il renders us OK
emp from drouth. The - il is deep ami rich
producing ''''''
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30
Real Estate.

buy and sell l:,nl and have improved farms
Tor sale ~ N"hl =, Muir ny, tnll"l,Wnnu. .!:,rk
son am. Rock COUNT :, Aiun.. a,lu in DihuIn
Territory. To these looking W st Aar. for
homes, cam offer better ,n.u, mrnt> than can
..e offered in any other i:l1 OF the west having
the sole agency OF
The Worthington advance., 1882-03-30

'""' 90 ''OO'i 40 AapS, VIII ANASCtJ p1C-
vent weeds from growing; will pre-
vent to large extent the ravagcs Of
worms and insects, and generally will
pay back better per centage on the
Investment than anything else in the
agricultural line. u. II. VALENTINE.
L. S.-perlaps you had better add
~ a note to my letter that l sowed
about 200 pounds per acre on wheat,
and about loo pounds per acre on fax,
: sowing in each case Immediately after
grain and seed were sown.
A Baptist minister's Experience.-l
ain baptist minister, and before |
even Thought of being Il clergyman, /
graduated in medicine. hut left Il lucra.
tive practice for my present profession
~ years ago. | was tor many years 4
sufferer from quinsy; Thomas Eclec-
tric vi cured me. My wife and child
had diphtheria and Th"mas' Eclectric
Oil cured them. and if taken in time it
Will cure seven times out of ten. | am
confident it is Il cure for tho most Oh
stn!;tte cold or cough, and il anyone
will take Il small teaspoon and half till
~ "Acs SUO WI. NuN lllcIl ptlSCo UUC cllV
"t the spoon in one nostril and draw
the oil out ut the spoon into the head
by smiling rs hard rs they can until
the oil falls over into the ttroat. and
practice that twice \ week, [ don't care
how offensive their head may be, It will
clean it out and cure their catarrl,.
For deafness and earlclle it has done
wonders to my certain knowledge. It
ia the only medicine dubbed patent
medicine that have ever felt like rec
ommending, and am very anxious to
see it in every place. for tell you that
I would not be without it in my house
for any consideration. I am now suf-
fprin9 with Il ,:tin like rheumatism in
my right limb and nothing relieves me
like Thomas Ecl-ctric Oil.
DR. +. F. CRANE.
Cory, PA.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-24
Waiting on Women.
' .eAt.4nt. Ecralal


 There has b,en | srea, deal said abou. Inc faults et "onen. and why they need so much waiting or. Some one. man of course. has the presumption to ask. = Why. when Eve Mas manufactured of spdrciio. T servant was not made ,o Wal; on her.: She didn't need any. \ bright writer has said Adam never came home whining 10 Eve With d ragged stocking to be daTned. button 10 be sewcd on. gloves to be mended right ..way-quiok now. Because he never read the newspapers til the sun went down behind the palm tree, and he. stretching himself. yawned out. Isn't supper ready. my dear: \ot he. He made the tlfe andhung the kettle over il. We II venture. and pulled the radishes. peeled the potatoes. and did everything he ouSh, ,e do. He mixed all the COWS. fed the oh'oSens, locked after the pigs himself. and never brought half q dozen friends to dinner when Eve hadn' any fresh pomegranales. He never stayed out til II o'ei"ek at night and then seolded because poor t.ve was sitting up and cry ing inside the gates. He never loafed around the corner groceries while Eve was at home rocking C. T cradle. He did not cali Eve up from the cellar to get his slippers and ind them in the corner where he left them. Not he When he took them of he put them under the fig tree beside his Sunday boots. In short. he did not think she was especially ere aied to waii on hin. and wasn't under the impression tha; t degraded him to tighten hls wlfcs cares litrle. That's the reason why Eve dld not need hired girl. and with i, was the reason her de- scerdanis did"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-09-24
Resemblance Between Man and Mon
 keys.
Popular science Mon,hly.'

Popular >escnoc Monthlv'
 If the skeleton of an ng-outang and a ohtmpaniec he compared mlih that of a man. there NH he found ln hc the mos; wonderful resemblance together with d very marked diversity. Bene for bone. throughout the whole structure. will he found to agree in general form. position. and function the only absolute differences being that the orans has nme wrist bones. whereas nlLn ,,nd the chlmpanxce have bat eish,: and the chlmplnlee has thlr- teen palrS ot ribs. whereas the orans. like man. h,s bu. twelve. With these two eN- ccpton>. the differences are those of shape properlon, and direction culy. though the reSuiling differences m the external form and motions are very considerable The greatest ni these arc. ihat the feet oi the anthroFo'd or man-hke apes. as well as those ot Ill monkeys, are formed like hands. with large opposi5le thumbs iit,ed to grasp the branches of trees. bat un- suitable for erect walking Whlle the hands have weak. small thumbs hu; very long and powerful fingers. forming Il hook rather than d hand. adapted for climbing ap trees and se>pcncing the whole wcIgh, from horizontal branches. The almost complete identity of inc skeleton. how ever. and the close similarity ot the mus clcs and ot all internal organs. have pro duoed that striking and ludicrous resem- blanee to man which every one recognizes m these higher apes. and. ln less degree m the whole monkey ;Fihe the face and features. he motions. attitudes, and ges- i0res. heing often a strange oarioa,urc of humanity. Le, Us, then. examine h,;le more closely in wha; the resemblance con sIS,s and how far, and 10 what extent. the animals really differ from us.