Frostburg mining journal., 1882-08-05
FrOstburg, August 5, IsS2.

ETOBbnuEkg Aukubb Us oo~s
AN ExPLANATIoN.-The delicate,
fowery and lasting fragrance of Flor
eston Cologne explain why it is such
ladies' favorite.
"a REPUTAsHUN," says Josh Bill
ings, "once broken, may possibly be
repaired, but the world will alwus
keep their eyes on the spot where the
krack was.
A WOMAN has suggested that when
men break their hearts it is all the
same as when lobster breaks one of
his claws, anothers is sprouting and
Immediately grows in its place.
/ GUESS dad wishes we'd all die
and go to heaven" said a miser's son
to his maternal parent. "Why so?"
she asked, upon recovering from her
astoDishment. ooh, cause heaven 3
such cheap place 10 live in"
CLEAR head and voice, easy breath
ing, sweet breath, perfect smell, taste
and hearing, no cough, no distress.
These are conditions brought about in
catarrh by the use Of Sandlord's Rad.
ical Cure. Complete treatment for 81.
A GocD INvsTMENT.-My wife said
I was a fool when I brought home a
bottle Of Parker's Ginger Tonic. But
when it broke up my cough and
cured her neuralgia and baby's dyaen-
terry she thought it good investment.
N. Y. Tailor.
"MY frens," said the officiating cler-
gyman at the marriage of two colored
persons near Cincinnati, my frens
it am a serous ting to get married,
specially when both parties is or
pbans an haint got no parents to fall
back on, as am de present case.
How TO SAY IT.-Say "for you and
me" and not "for you and I"
Say "whether I be present or not
and not "present or no"
Say mot that know" and moi
"that | know Of.
Say "if mistake not" and not al
| am not mistaken"
Say "it rains very FAST" and moi
livery hard"
Say 81 liftei it. and not II lifted
it up"
And last but not least, say II take
my paper and pay for it in advance,
and be sure not to lie about it.
The National Federation of Labor
Unions of Washington has issued an
address to the trades-unions and as
semblies Of workmen of the United
States inviting attention to a recent
debate in the United States Senate on
the subject of the existing relations
between capital and labor, which fol-
lowed motion instructing the Com.
mittee or Education and Labor to in
vestigate the existing relations be-
tween capital and labor, and TO re-
port plan to be formulated es a law
CT the land whereby the interests Of
both capital ana labor may be en-
hanced by improvement Of the condi-
ton Of the workingmen. The address
further states that "this is the golden
opportunity Of the skilled workman
and the wage laborer. The law max :
ing power Of this great Government
0ffiiy millions ofpeOplc, whoae inAu-
once may extend Throughout the
world, voluntarily proposes 10 arbi-
tfate between the workman and the
capitalist and to readust the wrongs
which have oppressed The poor man
for ages, on a basis of strict equity"
The address follows with an invita-
tion for convention of delegates, one
from each Congressional district to as
aemlle at Washington City en- No
vember Is, 1882, and select FROM
their number directory of seven men
to represent the laboring men of the
United States in the contest between
capital and labor as soon as Congress
reassembles in December, and says
while we have a proper degree of
faith in the honesty and integrity OF
the eminent statesmen comprising the
Committee on Education and Labor,
and also OF the honorable Senators
who will be called on to decide upon
the merits of their report, yet we hope
TO be pardoned for reminding our
brethren abroad in this connection