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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08

a SUIT for bastardy, in which Frank
Munley, of Boscobel, figured as prin-
cipal was brought to a satisfactory set
Element last Saturday by the application
Of pccuniary salvc. The district attor-
ncy having orders from the Boscobel
city authorities to dismiss the suit as
soon as such settlement was made. did
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08


IT was a school not thousand miles
from the borders of Grant County. A
class in zoology was on the floor.
PROFESSIONALISM is the most danger.
Gus reptile in South America?
Young Lady Pupil-The boa constric-
tor.
of-Why?
Y. l.. P.-Because of his venomous
bite.
At this juncture a young man at the
end Of the row raises his hand.
Prof Well, what is it?
Y. G.-The boa constructor cannot
bite, but gets in his work by squeezing.
Y. L. p. (very innocently) should
not think, then, it would be very dan.
gerous.
Smiles from the professor. smokers
from the class, bushes from the young
lady, who feels she has given herself
away. Tableaux.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08

Iris n fact worthy of remembrance that
the first week of June, 1882, was one of
frosts, oycrcoats and roaring fires.
From appearances, the present year
bids fair to rival 1916, known rs the
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08

TIE attention of the old pioneers of
the county is again called to the meet
ing appointed for next Thursday, the
18th inst. in this city. 1t is hoped that
the attendance on this meeting will be
large, embracing every old settler in
the county.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08

Tue former excellent bath rooms in
George Gibbs establishment have been
recently oycrhaulcd and put in better
shape than ever. BY the aid Of small
boiler in the basement George is now
able to heat water for the million and
I'm consequence is viewing the cool sum-
mcr with the most perfect equanimity.
He has now some of the finest bath
rooms west Of Milwaukee. while in
cleanliness aud comfort they will com
pare favorably with those found in the
large elite, This, taken in connection
with his barber shop, gives George an
establishment whose equal cannot be
found in this section of the country.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08

TIE rainy, cold aud inclcmcnt wealth
or has put back the work ON the county
ASYLUM 10 IN extent that is most dis
rouraging. both to contractors and men.
Had fair weather been vouchSafed the
walls If the building would have been
we'll along in construction whereas they
are but barely commenced. about fifteen
inches being laid The work is being
actively pushed At every opportunity
but change Of weather is necessary in
order to insure the completion of the
building AZ the time SET.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08
Town and County News.


H. D. FARQUH ARSON, PUBLISHER & PRoPRIEro |
Town and County News.
CITY GUIDE.
LANCASTER LoDGE A. +. A. NJ meets first and
third saturday in each month at ?. m, in Herald
office block.
and fourth Tuesday Of each month at p. m, in
Herald office block.
MISSISSIPPI VALLEY Lopez l. o. F. Meets
every Wednesday at zap. IN. in Odd Fellows
han. Maple street.
LANCASTER LODGE !. o. G. T. Meets every
Tuesday at p. m. in Bndd block Madison street.
LANCASTER CouxoIL r. T. Meets first Thnrs-
day Of each month in Budd block, Madison street.
FIDELITY LoDeE A. o. L. W Meet first and
third Mondays Of each month In Budd block,
Madison street.
CoNeRreATroSAL CHURCH Corner Madison
and Cherry streets. Services at 1890 a Al. and
7p.m.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CmuRcH. Corner Mon
roe and Cherry streets. Services 1880 a. m. and
: p. IN. sunday.
CATHOLIC CHURCH. Corner JefTcreon and Cher
~ streets. Services at 1890 a. m. and p m.
Sunday.
CRY LIBRARY Court hou.c Open wednes-
day afternoon and Saturday afternoon and even
ing.
Protestant EPISCOPAL CHURCH. Corner JEFF
fcrson and Oak streets.
HYDEs OPERA House. Corner Madison and
Cherry streets.
py IIaF block trnc
GERMAN LUTHERAN CHURCH. Madison street.
A NEW fence is being put up around
l., J. Arthar's residence.
THE temperance convention opens its
session in this city next Wednesday,
June II.
DEER were noticed just above Wood
man by parties coming from Boscobei
Monday morning
DIX. BARBER disposed of his gray
horse Saturday to Dubuque parties for
family driving horse.
on the ST. Paul road was raised Sunday
and now the company are secure in pos
session Of a first class track.
The Star Alliance Comedy Company
which played an engagement in
this city early in the spring, will play a
two nights engagement at Boscobel
during the reunion
LAST Monday morning Mr.. Gus.
Iluntcmer shipped, from this station,
six car loads of hoops, consigned to
Chicago parties. Let it be understood
these were barrel hoops and not the fe-
male article.
Iris a fact worthy of remembrance that
the first week of June, 1882, was one of
frosts, ovcrcoats and roaring fires.
From appearances, the present year
bids fair to rival 1916, known rs the
year without summer.
The attention Of the old pioneers of
the county is again called to the meet
ing appointed for next Thursday, the
18th inst, in this city. 1t is hoped that
the attendance on this meeting will be
large, embracing every old settler in
the county.
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1882-06-08
SUMMoNs- wILKIxsox, ct al.

" VI e VI tsTNf4N u =
Dated May sth. 1899
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-24

Caprice Iancers,
Rural Festival a Recreation,
yicissitudes Revere,
Bocchcroni's celebrated Minuetto,
Hazel Kirke Polka.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-24
$1,000 Reward

WIN be paid for information that
w will lead to the conviction of
whoever maliciously cut the tail
feathers off, and plucked the back
and breast feathers out of Peacock
belonging to me. A further reward
of $40 will be paid for information
leading to the conviction of whoever
stole 8 Peachicks about month old,
belonging to me, from Pawaa on
Wednesday the oath ulto.
GEO. II. LUCE.
Pawaa, Little Britain, June 0, 1882
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1882-08-24
Instrumental:

Days Of Youth,
Up the Thames, NARROW woods.
La Diva Polka,
Jolly Utter Gallop,
The new Racquet Galop,
PATHS Echo Song,
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
Useful Recipes.

To remove oils, varnish or resins from
silk, use benzine and mild soap very
cautiously.
One ounce of quicklime dissolved in
water will soften two barrels of ordina-
ry hard water.
Sandpaper is an excellent polisher for
fiat-irons, and it removes all starch and
roughness.
To clean ceilings that have been smo-
ked by kerosene lamp wash them with
soda water.
Seven or eight successive applications
of the white of an egg will prove most
etficacious remedy for burn.
To wash black silk stockings use a
lather of tepid rain water and white
soap, with little ammonia. Roll i'm a
cloth to dry do not wiring, burt press the
water out.
To prevent the colors of oil-eloth from
fading, and the canvas from rotting. use
as little water as possible, but rub with
flannel, and polish with a moderately
hard brush.
Ifyour hands are badly chapped, wet
them in warm water. and rub them all
over with Indian meal; do this several
times, and then in the water used to
wash off the meal put teaspoonful of
pure glycerine.
An excellent liniment for toothache
or neuralgia is made of half an ounce
each of oil of ssSsafras and oil of origa
mum, one and half ounces of tincture
of capsicum, and half pint of alcohol.
Apply to the face on a flannel cloth.
To clean finely polished furniture take
a bowl half full of tepid water. little
tolIot soap and tablespoonful of sweet
oil. Apply with piece of old flannel.
rubbing vigorously; then take piece of
soft fine cotton and rub thoroughly with
it and repeat the process until the liquid
application has been removed.
To remove ink spots from colored fab
RIGS and not destroy the color, moisten
the goods in warm water and rub with
phosphate and then cover with a thin
layer of tallow. The spot should then
be thoroughly washed in moderately
warm water containing a little of the
soda. If not entirely removed ths first
time repeat the process.
Woolen shawls may be nicely washed
if You put half an OK gall into two gal
Ions of tepid water. After washing
thoroughly in this, rinse in another tub
with the other half of the OK gall and
the same quantity of water; shake the
shawl out,and let it dryin warm room,
but not in the sun. Carpet rugs may be
'cleansed in the same way. but after
washing. if they are secured with a soft
brush, they will look as bright as new.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
GROWING BOYS.
Why the Government Prohibits Ca
dets to Use Tobacco.

The use of tobacco by growing boys
is so generally recognized as pernicious
that it is extraordinary that more ener-
getic measures are not urged upon
those having the care of youth to pre-
vent the habit. Already it has been
prohibited in the United States Naval
Academy at Annapolis, in the United
States Military Academy at West Point
in the Phillips Exeter Academy, New
Hampshire, and in various other en-
lightened educational institutions.
This was not the result of prejudice
or hobbyism. If any set of men are
free from these vices of learning. it is
the naval surgeons, and it was especial.
ly from these, and particularly from DR.
A L. Gihon, United States Navy, that
this attack on the weed began. The in
dictment laid against it charged: Thai
it leads to impaired nutrition of the
nerve centers; that it is fertile cause
of neuralgia, vertigo and Indigestion
that it irritates the mouth and throat
and thus destroys the purity of the
voice; that by excitation of the optic
nerve, it produces amaurOsis and Other
defects of the vision; that it causes a
tremulous hand and an intermittent
pulse; that one of its conspicuous effects
is to develop irritability of the heart
that it retards the cell change on which
the development of the adOlescent de.
pends.
This is a formidable bill of particulars
and yet each of these charges is prefer
red by the best modern authority, and
what is more. each is substantiated by
an abundance of clinical evidence. Tes
timony is also adduced from the class
records of schools and colleges, which
indicate very positively that the effect
of tobacco on the mental faculties is de-
teriorating. The best scholars are moi
tobacco users; nOn-smOkers take the
highest rank in every grade; and wheth
er we look at the exceptionally brilliant
students, or compare the average OF
those who refrain from tobacco, the re-
suit shows the same Medical and Sur
gical Reporter.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
Fall Fashions.

The fancy runs toward clOse-fitted
shapely garments that follow the out
lines of the figure.
Tucks for skirts and oyerskirts are
revived again-indeed most old fashions
are coming back.
Pleated capes attached to a yoke-like
collar complete some of the most taste
full cloaks worn by young girls.
White underskirts are completely So
perseded nowadays by colOred flannel
balmorals and petticoats of colored
quilted satin.
A plain, well finished black cashmere
skirt and Jersey waist of any color
preferred, or black, makes the best kind
of utility costume.
Shaggy goods of all kinds in brown
fawn color, dark green, dark blue, or in
plaids of feather mixtures are the most
fashionable of all utility fabrics.
The independent jacket is boon to
young women this season, for it enables
them to wear out the skirts of hand
some gowns whose bodices are passe.
Bangs have been utterly discarded
and all the styles are meant to show OH
natural hair to the best advantage. Un
less a woman's front hair is entirely
gone or ruined by bangs there is nothing
artificial she can put on, the prevailing
styles are so severely plain.
The huge bridal boquet of white
roses is now frequently replaced by a
large fan made of gardenais, white star
flowers, and stephanotis. This fan de-
pends from the right sid. by gold OF
silver chatelaine, but is raised and car
ried in the hand in place of the bouquet
as the bride enters church or parlOr.
CHILDREN's STYLES.
Autumn toilettes are generally OF
quiet colors lighted up with vivid col
ored sash. Biscuit is a favorite fol
children's color, trimmed with ficelle
guipure or embroidery, with rich poppy
or azure blue sash. In these costumes
bands of lace or embroidery are intro
duced wherever there is space for them
The two principal styles for dresses
are either with redingote and skiri
pleated, or bruillonne, or founced, OIL
else semi-ftting corsgae fastened to q
longer skirt trimmed in the same fash
ion, the juncture hidden beneath large
scarf of tie material. These costumes
are very much trimmed with embroidery
or lace, but there is great variety OF
ornament.
Cloth also is used for little girls
dresses for chilly. dull days. very pretti
iv m do nm with satin Tharo 10 a cor
tain method of making them, and there
are also fashionable colOrs- for them
which should be gray and red. mouse
gray cloth, and vandyke-red satin. The
satin forms pleated skirt. and the
cloth redingOte is cut into leaf-like cren
elations bound with satin. the front OpeI
over gauged satin piastron, large
satin collar edged with ficelle lace cover
ing the back and shoulders, the satin be
ing gauged like the plastron.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
In Dreams.

In dreams when nights are cold and winter
winds are blowing,
When the hoar frost on the house-top glitters
-7 in the pale moons beams,
Old summer days come back, with June's gala
roses glowing,
In dreams.
In dreams you wander with me beside the
restless river,
Where the Willows kiss the surface till the
troubled water CLEANS;
And watch the sunshine on it where the
weeping willows quiver
In dreams.
In dreams your soft voice haunts me; and
your love speech low and tender,
AsI bend uy head to listen, like an angels
whisper seems.
There is dew upon the grass there and catch
the mornings splendor
In dreams.
In dreams no fate divides US; you are mine to
love forever.
How the wild birds sing around US, and the
golden sunlight sfreamsl
Love is mirrored in your eyes as the Willows
in the river,
In dreams.
In dreams, we part not. The day dawn and
the morrow
MAY take you; but each morning with the
dresmer's vision CLEANS:
You are mine when night recalls you with
your yeung heart free from sorrow-
In dreams.
A G. Gordon, in Our Continent.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
Professor and Inventor.

The following is good story about "A
well-knOwn professor, which may go to
prove that even great physicists are liza
BILE to error:
The Professor was showing a party of
ladies and gentlemen over some large
works at Birmingham, chiefly engaged
in the manufacture of Complicated op-
tical instruments. The party came across
a very ingenious instrument, the work
ings of which the Professor proceeded
to explain. In the midst of his expla-
nation, a roughly dressed young man,
standing near, struck in, and civilly
pointed out that the man of science was
quite mistaken in his notions AS to the
instrument in point.
The Professor, whose weak point is
not an excess of humility, angrily main
tained bis own view, but did not succeed
in convincing his opponent, who finally
shrugged his shoulders and walked off.
who is that persOnF asked the Pro-
fessor, Indignantly. of workman stand
ing by.
20, that is Dr." was the reply. ale
invented that instrument you have been
looking at" Tableau.l
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
POETRY.
What sIMter?

Suppose our bodies grow tired,
Under life's worry and care,
Our hearts are hardened with sorrow,
Which, day after day, We must bear;
What, though the journey looks gloomy,
Unbrightened by pleasure and love,
The way which ne@ we are tresding,
May have its ending above.
What tho some friendships have ended
In looks of scorn and disdain,
Each day sees some treasure vanish
We vainly strive to regain.
A time sciu come, when 40 changes
Will mar the pleasure we know.
When we will see, By Truths brightness
Things that were shadowed below.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
Brother Gardner's Philosophy.

.'If had chance to lib my life over
agin," said the President of the Lime
Kiln Club, as solemn hush fell upon
tine meeting, II should chalk down sartin
fngs dat should 'spect to come to pass,
and l should chalk down some odder
sartin fings dat shouldn't reckon on
onless a cyclone got loose an tore down
de fences. Il should look fur:
"De man who eats onions to stop an
argy wild ebery man he meets gwine
down town.
II should 'spect men who owed de
moas' an war de least able to pay to
war de bes' clothes an have de moas
change when a circus comes along.
81 should 'spect my naybur to empty
his ashes on de spot moas' convenient to
himself widout ANY reference as to
wheder de spot was on my lard or his.
81 should 'spect dat broadcloth an
silk should be worn on de street by peo-
pie who fill up on cold 'taters at home.
II should >sptc5 de enmity of men.
whom did not lend to, an be beat by
nine oHter teR of sich as favored.
81 should 'spect to be looked upon as
3 fanatic by men beiongin' to different
church from mine, an to be abused an
called fool by men votin' de opposite
political ticket.
II should 'spect about so much bad
weather-abouts so much sicknsss-sbo
so many pains an aches, an hungry
days an lonely nights, an KNOWN de
world as know it now, / should 'spect
de boats to run, an de trains to go out,
an de stores to open wheder was in
bid wild de ager or ober in de cabbage
lot In de bes' of health.
i- "4As fur de fings shouldn't look fur,
dey am almoas' too numerous to men
slIiin.
Il shouldn't look fur a laborin' man
e.';kiii' fur ten shillin's day to per-
illit his whisky to cost mo- dan his -four.
Il shouldn't look fur gurl airning
fu' dollars a week to dress like bank
er's wife nor put on de agony of prin-
c,-ss.
Il shouldn't look for my naybur to
sweat his collar, driYin' cows outer my
garden, any mo- dan he would expect me.
To bust my suspendcrs keepln' de boys
away from his harvest apples.
Il should't look fur my chilpen TO
come up widout faults, nor my family to
lib widout bein' hit by malice or wound
ed by gossip. re
II shouldn't look fur any mo- room in
de street kyar dan paid fur, nor bet
ter suit Of clothes dan my sarcnmstan-
ees permitted.
II shouldn't look fur any mans word
or promise to stan good onless he was
sartin. dat he would be de gamer by
maxim 'em So.
SIT am now time to proceed wild de
bizness which has reinstated us togeder,
an de triangle will be stricken in due
form an a collecksbun taken up to de-
fray de expenses of obsarvin' de transit |
of Venus from de northwest co'ner OBJ |
de City Hall Market. Detroit Free
Press
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16

THE Washington Capital of Saturday
has the following concerning a well
known ex-Clevelander:
"Chief Justice Carter, of the Supreme
Court of the District of Columbia, raised
10000 bushels of corn on his Kansas
farm this year. When the court pro-
ceedings are tedious and the Judges
eyes rest on the ceiling, IL is said that
his vision is that of Minerva and Ceres
in perpetual intimate association. He
reveres one as much as the other, and
when he sits on the bench they are both
well represented there. On tho evening
of the day when his court adjours in
June, Judge Carter is Western-bound
railroad passenger, with through tick
ct for Emporia. From the date of his
arrival on his farm until he returns to
his official duties in October, he goes
out daily upon his land and works with
all his men at ditching, fencing, harvest
ing and all the heavy agricultural work.
After summer spent in this way he
comes back looking younger than he
went. Like Webster, he loves the soil
and the cattle that feed on it. He thinks
it absurd that there should not be rep
resentative of the agricultural interests
in the Cabinet of the President. Judge
Carter belongs to the earlier or hard
headed Republican statesmen, and as a
politician his judgment is worth more
than that of almost any man l know
The friend and appOintee of Lincoln, lie
has never traflicked in Office or in any
measures. He is verging on seventy,
and will ere long he on the retired list
l am sorry to say. Expressing to him
not long ago the hope that he might
long con tinue in the high position, his
answer was: 81 shall retire while l am
sound. shall not wait to be carried off
the bench"
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
Sentinels still guard Garfeld's tomb.

SOME men claim that they don't care
two straws about politics, but when it
comes to mixed drinks they are mighty
particular to have at least two straws,
and sound ones at that, too.
ONE of the mistakes of Col. Robert G..
Ingersoll is in conducting the jury fixing
investigation in the newspapers. Moses
may have made some mistakes in his
time, but he never made one of this
kind.
EVERY mother-in law is somebody's
mother" is the latest plea for this pa
thence trying feminine. Yes, and every
son-in-law is somebody's son, and is en-
titled to little respect for the sake of
his father.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16

Trains run on Baltimore time east Ohio river
WEST RoUND.-Chicago Fast Line Daily,
with tn rough Sleepers from New York 70
Chicago; Chicago Express daily Through
sleepers from Baltimore to Chicago daily.
Chicago Mail runs daily on Main Line and &.
o. Division; on other Divisions daily, except
Sunday. Other trains daily except Sunday
K LORD, G A, Baltimore.
" REPPERT PASSENGER Agent. Columhua
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16

Dear Sirs: / have been using your buggies
and phatons in my business for over three
years. and can cheerfully recommend your
work; and buggies that can stand the work in
livery stable must be of good material, aud as
long as you give me the same good material
and style as you have been doing shall use
no other work than the work OF the Columbus
Buggy Company, Of Columbus. Ohio. -.
Resp'y. EARNEST BURGDORF.
d. O. Livery and Sale stable.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1882-11-16
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