Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-06-26
ALL SORTS.

ALL SORTS.
wise man has remarked that If you to take
humbug of the world there would be no profit in
it.
Wheat Btters reach every part of the human body,
through the blood. Do not fail to give them trial
Mr.. Mahooke, a distinguished Indian of Dakota
territory, will be hanged July 90. That's the way
they propose to civilze him.
Not an alcoholic beverage, but true and reliable
family medicine is Browns Iron Bitters.
Does clergy man fall when he makes European
trip?
Write and find out why many cultivated women
use Healy's Vegetable Tonic Pills and Cordial. See
advertisement on this page.
Cephaline is a positive for dyspepsia and
chronic indigestion.
Many lightning rod agent has been known to
strike twice in the place.
butchers Dead Shot for Bed Bugs acts quick and is
terribly affective. Corrosive submate mixture soon
evaporates; and the poison falls to the floor to be
inhaled when sweeping. Dead Shot remains trap
set for all overlooked.
dum-bell raises the muscle, while belle that is
not dumb simply raises the temper.
Brights disease of the kidneys, diabetes and other
diseases of the kidneys and liver, which you being
so frightened about Hop Bters is the only thing that
will surely and permanently prevent and cure. All
other pretended only relieve for time and then
make you many times worse.
The proper remedy for young lady who Is short of
stature is TO get spliced as soon as possible.
The proprietors of Ey's Cream Balm do not claim it
to be cureall, but remedy for catarrh, colds
in the head and hay fever. Price so cents.
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
From Major Downs. Military Instructor. Mt. Pleas
ant Academy Sing Sing. N. Y. During the very cold
weather was suffering with catarrh. My head and
throat ached severely that obliged to give up
everything and keep quiet. Ely's Cream Balm was
suggested. Within an hour from the first application
felt relieved the pain began to subside In days
was entirely cured WA. Downs. Feb. Is. 1881.
1 most heartily endorse the favorable opinion of
Maj. Downs concerning Ely's Cream Balm; it did for
me all that he expressed having done for him. DR..
Ed. Fuller Dentist Sing Sing. N. Y.
Common a very desirable article, but be-
cause it is common" many people seem to think they
can get along without it.
Parents who allow their children to grow up with
scrofuous humors bursting from every pore guilty
of great wrong. Think of them pointed out brand
ed with loathsome disease and you will readily pro
cure them the Cuticura Remedies.
pure, wholesome distation of witch hazel
American pine, Canada fir, margold clover blossoms
pine. Such is Sanfords Radical Cure for catarrh
Complete treatment for 81.
The miner who has "barrels of money" usually be
gins by finding gold in quartz.
AVAILABLE ADDITIoN.-Because it Is beneficial t
the scalp and adds to personal beauty by restoring
color and lustre to gray faded har is why Parker
Hair Balsam is such popular dressing.
, lion in Forepaughs menagerie seized an employ
by the at Lansing Mich, the other day, and ha
to be shot IN order to free the man.
WHAT EVERYBODY WANTs.-Is reliable mesicin
that does any harm and that prevents and
disease by keeping the stomach in order, the bowel
regular and the kidneys and liver active. Such
medicine is Parker's Ginger Tonic. 1t relieves
case and has cured thousands. See other column
Tribune.
Inc eyes OF the Small boy Digger tlan HIS stof
ach until he has eaten green apples. then the stomac
appears to be bigger than anything else in the wor
to him.
PERSONAL! To MEN ONLY!-The Voltaic Belt CO
Marshall, Mich. will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Ele
r troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial fl
? thirty days to men young or old) who are Athlete
u with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood ar
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and compile
restoration of health and manly vgor. Address
above. N. B.-No risk is incurred, thirty days tri
u is allowed.
Il A newspaper under the vest makes capital che
protector. Care should be taken however to select
u paper on which there is nothing DUE Dew Great
if dampness. and the might catch cold therefor
q wistar's Basam of Wild Cherry cures coughs colo
bronchitis whooping cough, Group. influenza. co
sumption, and all diseases of the throat. lungs al
II chest. so cents and ST. bottle
"a dog with memory" is the title of an article in
= daily paper. In this particular the animal doesl
q strikingly resemble the young man who borrows
% dollars and promises to return it "next Saturd
night"
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debl
4 liver complaint. boils. humors. chronic diarrha
~ nervous affections, female complaints and all dseas
originating in bad state of the blood.
= witness in court was asked if party to the 81
l. was a truthful man. "No," he answered ''he wol
rather lie sixty days than tell the truth for cash.
s.RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found
0l last Ask druggists for Trough on Rats" 1t cles
" out rats MICE reaches. fies bed-bugs. 15c boxes
= SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Absol'
III cure for nervous debility and weakness of the gene
a. tive functions. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE
Sl.25. 6 for S.. E. s. Wells. Jersey City. N. ].
Observation-Disclosures, quick, complete cure da
urinary affections. smarting, frequent difficult
a. nation kidney diseases. ST. at druggists. Prepaid
express, 81 25 for So E. S. Wells. Jersey City.
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wealthy lumber man had his coat-of-arms pain
upon the panels of his carriage, together with
is motto .vidi" which, he explained. is the Latin
- al saw
is the best save for cuts, bruises. sores, ulcers
rheum. letter, chapped hands, chilblains. corns
De all kinds of skin erupons. freckles and pimpes.
r; Henrys Carbolc Salye all others counterfe
wv Price rs cents.
to DIR. Green's oxygenated Bitters is the best rem
,ar for dyspepsia. biousness. malaria indigestion
- diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver skin, etc.
Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections of
er-
mucous membrane of the head and throat
'' Dr. Motifs Liver Pills are the best catha
IN regulators Sold by E. F. Dutton, Barton Vt.