The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-06-20
WHAT
The Paper Published for the PeO-
pie Now on Earth Would
Like to Know.

What Dan Clark is going to do?
Where q. Howk buys his coal oil.
If Will Huffman could kill a rat?
Why Fred. Phipps don't go TO Jeff
City!
When Pohl learned that the child was
girl
What the gaslight company will do
for a roof
If Caleb MUIR wants To mark any
more dogs?
Where Ed. Smalrs cuffs and cuii-but-
tons are. since the storm?
If Nickerson is 10 be a candidate for
Congress i'm the Crisp district?
III Jim Allison would moi like to at
tend the Peoples Church again?
Who was the engineer who made $40.
last month running locomotive?
Whose duty is it To remove that dog
corpse from Massachusetts, street?
When Bud Quarle>. OF Boonville, will
visit the Queen City with his plug hat
If Rogers yearns for the Young ladies
to lose any more OF their pocket handker-
chiefs?
III Alderman Lanles will drop a
punched quarter in the contribution box
tonight?
If Tom Crenmer has any particular
seat i'm the capitol engaged for the mex,
session?
Whv a certain railroad man did not
wear his best pantalOons 10 the picnic
Yesterday.
How SamI Potter, of otterville, en-
joyed his fishing expedition, and what be-
cane OF his fish?
What topic of conversation was 80 in
teresting To Henry Nalkmer and his two
friends Oh Friday?
If Billy Bartlett's visit TO Kansas City,
to-day, is give-away ON his endeavor to
catch the Paris beauty?
What John VI. London, al Macon
City, is going to do with the hound pups
he won at the State shoot?
Why the Young man with his sweet
hesrt got of the train at the Fifth street
depot Yesterday morning?
Who was the gent, who sat on the
steps oi church with pair of dam>elS nj
a late hour Wednesday night!
Where DIR. Ned Iancey, ef Otteryille,
got that nice looking, brass-headed cane
that so much resembles the pure stuff!
When VIM. Holman, of OiterviIle,
will 90 in partnership in the transfer bust
ness. and how he succeeds in life insur-
gnce?
III the policeman who halted Charlie
Ballou, of the Garrison house, early yesier-
day morning, thought Charles was bold
burglar?
If the Broadway young lady who i
reading the life of "Old Scratch" isn't
afraid she will fall too deeply in love with
that satanic parsonage?
If the young ladies who went 10 the
picnic gave any encouragement to the
Young man who bought the colored wench
that thirteen-doliar necklace?
If any of the young ladies who attended
the picnic, yesterday, wore the new sIyle oi
clothing, adopted by one OF the society
bellies, OF this city, at the hen convention ,"
If that old maid lSallie, is dead vet
that didn't care a straw how soon she went
to heaven, after being told that all good
matches i'm love affairs were made i'm that
country?
Whether a young man named James,
in Otterville, throws his shaving water
out where bare-footed boys might get the
down" that he scrapes from his face,
stuck into their feet?
Who are the Young ladies that have
organized society for the promotion oi
marriage; and when do they intend holding
their first regular meeting; and If they
will allow reporters To attend
Why a certain damsel OF this city on
her street promenade always carries her
red silk lined parasol thrown back so a. Ia
form back ground in the center oil which
her complexion looms up to an advant-
age?
III you wish peaceful slumber at night.
in spite of cough or sore throat, take a dose
Of Browns Iron Bitters before going Ia bei.