Daily Republican., 1882-08-08
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High hesls-Dcctor's bills. .-a
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs ct Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
Trunks, vallges, camp chairs, 99c. store.
A toothache is always pain Investment
Get your corrse roasted at 400 King street
second street.
Female physicians naturally pract'c
Homeopathy.
10 Market street.
~ Get the Nimrod tobacco, kept by MuIlIn
West = Front street.
& Flne u *. Plain Gold Kings, at Z 4
hAnrss ID East Fourth street
Mummies are the only weIl.behsved per
sons VINO are now left In Egypt
When the poet wrote ''the bravest are thu
tenderest," ne didn't refer to bull-beef.
In trade what article is usually considered
ss occupying the foremost rank strong
butter.
1t Is a terrible come down for man to fall
Jut Of q balloon and be obliged to walk
home.
A party who has lust paid big doctOr'l
bill Ssys he wants to see high heals go out Of
fashion.
NOW is the time to buy straw hat. Prices
very low. q. 8. Humphrey h Bro, 1902 Mar.
kst street.
AL fe N is grass, and that's why 80 many
men nowadays appear to have had their hair
cut by lawn mower.
lis run TO see the weather bureau dodg.
ing about In the vain hope Of hitting it about
onso or twice week,
An advertisc cment in Western PAPER says:
"Lost-TWo cows; one Of them is bull" SO
is the ad vert Semeut.
The tr4peze performer is a high.mInded
man In more ways than one. He b always
above being In the ring.
slime retoucbed cards for 81 u, Hollands
Eallsry No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
George: You ask who invented the ham
mock. We tried to get ore the other day -
and only wish We knew.
Everybody Knomr mat HOIIand d makes the
best tin type In the city. No. East Third
streeC, between Market and King.
Go TO II. H. Moore's for good butter and
cheese at stalls ~ and "A Second street Mar.
ket House.
This is Vennor's ''year without a summer"
II WesshOuld have had q summer along with
| the hot weather, We could not have endured
it. "U0.
Little ool0red boys are coming into fashion
as pages In Paris. And, BY the way, they
are not the first black pages in the history o.
Paris.
| Tho editor wrote "Our Boosted Liberties p
but the thermometer marked 96o in the shade
and the oOmpositor thoughttully substituted
an n for the 'B' In 'Eoasted.'
George Francis Train, when &ccosted by q
new paper interviewer few days ago, wrote
| on card, II have not spoken for two years. :"
II he intends to adhere TO that resolution he
should be elected to Congress.
"Are dose bells ringing for fire ?" inquired
simon Of Tiberius mo, indeed" answer
cd The "dey heb get plenty oh d re, and de
bells are now ringing for WATER"
"Do they ever bark 2" asked old Mrs. Dor
ktns, gazing at pair Of stuffed sea dogs In
the museum mo. num-" said Elnathan,
mot now their bark is on the sea-"
The following notice, written on the door Of
llage school house, would seem to indi.
cate that the "school master is abroad" !"
ikea at the wooden house necks DOR"
The following ia given as the new mode Of
parsing down East II Count, Count is an
| active verb, indicative mood, present tense,
and agrees with all the girls in the neighbOr.
hood"
1t is true that Brooklyn eX. Alderman has
| challenged "Tug" Wilson, the priIs tts hter ;
but the report that the Mayor OF that city Is
to act as bottle.holder lacks confirmation.
There amt no trusting an Injun,
He's cataWampus cuss,
And when he's doing a something bad,
He's wishing twas something Wuss.
A. Chambers has q fall stOcK OF IT, "'e,
wood and willOW.ware, oil cloths, fruit jars
and . general line Of housefurnishiug goods
that ne is selling cheap, at No. 2l6 King st.
All the newspapers throughout the county
are oblecting t. the duty on matches we
always did think that the stamp on matches
was terrible thing, especially whom man
is In his bare feet.
A trade journal gives directions for "pre.
serving harness." Preserved harness may
be considered very palsta0le by those who
like that sort Of thing, but we don't want, q
bit,in our mouth.
"a Chicago man attempted to carry stove
up stairs the other day and broke his back"
How unfortunate land imprudent. II his
wlie was sick, why didn't ho defer the job un-
til she recovered.
Dr. Darmon will make his thirty-seventh
visit to this city, on Thursday noon, tAe 10th
and can be found at elb Market street, for
short time. Office hours from q. m. to 10 p.
IN. Sunday from 10 o. m. to 9p. IN.
Unexampled bravery: A man in England
has eloped with his motber-inlaw. A nation
that can produce such An instance Of tndi-
yidual heroism need have no fears about its
ability to get away with Arab Pacha.
Fishing item A sharE was recently caught
on the coast of Southern California and upon
being cut open thirty-one little sharks were
found. Old residents say they have seen
I,lya oil 10 not n n mt
Of the law school.
pOndent, are tAe thing now in London So
oiety. The guests. 1t is presumed, are pro-
vided with copies Of London comic weekly
to enable them to maintain proper amount
Of seriousness.
"What are you about" inquired a lunatc
OF cook who was industriOuSly picking the
feathers from fowl. dressing chicken"
anSweIed the cook. II should call that un-
dressing" replied the crazy fellow. The
cook looked reflective.
The greatest wonder in this world Is not
included in the htsto :ical "seven wonders"
1t is the Virginia girl who has collected the
rattle from 12T rattlesnaReS, each serpent
having died by her two hands.
The weather SO hot
should say Is not
The pleasantest 10 be borne
But please bear in your mind,
When to sw iAr you're inclined,
It's the maxim O wheat and corn.
Oscar Wilde pronounces Miss Allen, Of
Montgomery, Ala the most beautiful wo-
man he has seen In the United states. When
Oscars ideal OF beauty Is remembered, young
women elsewhere will feel elated, but they
won't pity the MONTGOMERY lady bit. She
may have been born that way, TOO, poor
thing
A bright future What is the devil?A ;
asked an Austin Sunday school teacher OF
the new boy, who was quite small. 81 don't
know what it is, bat 1t can't run as IA st as pa
can" "How do you know that the devil
can't run fast ''' because l heard pa say
that he always catches the devil when he
comes home late at night from the lodge. l
reckon I'll be able to catch IL too when ! get
as big as pa" 1--WE no doubt Of it," re-
marked the teacher with sigh.
Loves su ely Hind, as the poets say
Fer this we thankful should be,
And bless our lives that Loves blind eyes
Miss faults that others see.
For did we see as others do.
All faults and tailings, then
Wed be most disRusted class
From wome en- up to men.