The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1882-06-09

to write up something" For q man to SC
loudly proclaim the merits of something
rHe-nof his uncles, 4 his cousins or his
aunts, |" never saw work stands in good
position to talk about wind to an agent
of q machine that every schoolboy knows
has the best record Of any binder on earth,
not only in Texas, and Europe, but In
Michigan andii in Shiawassee Co. =,
They say one Of their men, n who
quit uplifting rails, tried for two months to
sell Nc Cormick goods. but could not, I
will give the reason in your mans own
words, i: "he would 60 out and shake the
bushes, and then Hartshorn and Byrne
would go and gather the fruits, not giving
him a chance or letting him learn how to
take orders for fear he would take orders
for Nc ormick machines" CT course you
would not allow that. " n! Jot W1nSf I
Ia Wetrustsome one will heed their frantic
appeal, ITO bring some one who has got
some Brains.p They need Brains from
some source. Why don't you give the
farmers Just one reason why they should
buy the BuckeyegnsYou talk about kid
gloved" Under strappers-Wind Bellows"
ETC., why do you not give the farmers the
record OF your self binders Oh mol let
by;gones be, by-gones, give us q chance,
let us swindle the farmers. isrWhy don't
you be honest and show them the photo
graph you have in your pocket of the
binder, you propose to experiment with
next year." III talJr3 anf1sb q 70 v
u We can just as positively and knowing
ly stand up and swear that a baby in the
cradle win be President of the United
States, and will make a better president
than any of his predecessors, as the Buck
eye Co. love how to claim they have a
better binder than the Mccormick and all
others. In the babe you can see what may
some day be a president, and a good one
too, but don't bet on him, for out of the
fifty million babes, only twenty-one ely
have become presidents. Notwithstanding
many a fond parent has while rocking
their experimental offspring fattered
themselves they would live to see their
child become president. But with twenty
one exceptions they have all been disap-
pointed and otftimes the anne parents have
lived to see their offspring try by the aid
of friends and money rise to fame, but
alas; he is found wanting" although to
all appearances he is a Garfield" his
head may be the same size, wear as good
or better clothes, but he is lacking in all
the essential points and is soon forgotten,
save by the heart-broken and bankrupt
parents and a few friends of his parents
who through respect to them had taken
the youth to experiment with and had
lost $50, 900 by the operation
Moral-The ambitious parents of the so
called Buckeye binder imagined they could
see in it a better binder than the McC0rm-
ick and others, but they lived to see their
experiment of last year proven a complete
failure however moi until friends of the
parents had experimental at their own
expense at great loss of time, money
and grain. This year they have another
Infant born ''of the same parents who
again imagine they can see that it is the
most perfect Of its kind, and ask you to
experiment with the Youth at q time
when you want a full grown man" one
that has been tried and tested.-Thats the
Mccormick Notwithstanding Wind" from
General CWhew) agent favored with
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Look well to your interests and try a
Mccormick guaranteed by the Mccormick
Harvesting Machine Co., and James A.
Chrpin, of Owosso, which makes you per-
fectly safe in trying the Old Reliable Nc
Cormick.
Mccormick Harvesting Machine Co. Per
an "Understrapper," not general" agent.