Daily Republican., 1882-06-10
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Sun rises 42'. Sun sets 73o.
Christfield Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Slowed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at FulImer's
For cut flowers, go to 4O9 King street
!, Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
T. II. Eaton's pool room, 10Th end Market
Parker, cupping and leechi1g, No lO3 East
Second street.
Go to +. F. Eatons, 18th and Market sts.,
for good cigar.
Our choice Maytlowsr at W. j. KimbIs's. 4.
Front and Maids On streets.
Wonderful combination CARROT stretche-
and tack drivers, at 99c. store.
The best Minnesota Flour at W. i. Kim.
ble's, Front and Madison Streets
For q good sprirg bed buy the National
Wire Mattress of s. Msrphey Il Son.
Morning Star New Process at W. J Kim.
bles, Front and Madison street
Fine Is X. plain Gold Rings at r e.
Hanfs. Is East Fourth street.
1t is conquer or die with the good d ,ctor ;
but the patient Is expected to do the dying
90 to Samuel Murphey n Sons for fine
chamber suits the best assortment In tn o
city
Go to Biake's, No. 233 Market street. to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like now
Buy yorr hats from the leading one price
matters, 3o2 Market street, Il. $. Humphrey
y Bro. proprtetors.
To buy good cheap pro luce 10 TO higgins
q, Lac ~ Lnvt 1, ~ a H..
and all kinds of produce.
Hot weather and thin underwear. We've
got the latter bottom prices. Chrlstheld h
best, 5l5 Market street.
| We have on hand large assortment of
furn.tu which We are selling at low prices.
Samuel Murpney * Son.
| s fine retouched cards for 81 at Holland 8
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King s-reets.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
| $l.00, at hollands, NO. 4 East Third street,
between Market and King streets.
For bargains In furniture aud bedding, 20
TO L.. +. Adair's, 2O7 Market street and see
| his goods and learn his prices.
Ifyeu want nrst class parlor suit made
TO order for low price, 20 to W. w. WOOD.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
The largest and best assortment OF picture
frames can be found at q. K. Baughs, 607
Shipley street.
Beef has not been so high, the Chicago In.
ter-Ocean thinks, since the time when the
children OF Israel made calf OF pure gold.
A large stock of straw hats and summer
underwear, very cheap at Ross, ll6 Market
street. 1t will pay you to call and examine
them.
a large line of straw goods at the one price
hat store, 3O2 market street, q. 5. Humphrey
b Bro. 9ents' furnishing goods In great va
Iiety.
"Mother, what have people got noses tor?"
asked an Austin child of her mother who
had seen better days. "To turn up at Door
folks, my child" was the cynical response.
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter,
preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter,
backwheat, &c, can DO accommodated at Il.
II. Moore's stalls. u and "a and street III arket
Persons Wishing to examine the most beau
tlful and cheapest Illustrated Bible in th o
country should call on Jonn U. Bryant, at
tho Pennsylvania House, Front and King
Streets
Ina mad moment Wisconsin man told
his wife to saut up. she obayed him, and
has been silent for ttteen years. 'he still
ness OF the house Expresses him. He would
give anything if his hushed wife wou d break
out and scold him for all he is worth.
l. Is stated that railroad brakeman has
become an operatic tenor, and has been en-
gagged for next season at $500 week. He
has merely got to speak his lines as he does
the names OF stations and everybody will
think he's speaking italian.
A sharper advertises"A splendid steel por-
trait OF General Harheld-only twenty-five
cents" And the person who sends the tum
named receives new ive-cent postage
stamp. This is more artistic nd worth four
cents more than some OF the large, hand.
some steel engrayings' OF the martyred Pres
ident We have seen.
Said George Eliot "Childhood has no
foreDodings; but then 1t is soothed oy no
memories Of outlived sorrow." You see.
George never had any children, and didn't
know. Where's the boy of ten who hasn't
| the memory OF outliving the sorrow caused
by the old mans trunk.strap, when he put a
wet sponge In the old yentleman's boot that
squtrted water clear up the old mans leg.
Please mention" A." writes Lee lady to the
Adams Telegraph, "that have frescoed my
kitchen floor. The main hue Is old gold with
mysterious japanese figures thickly glinting
| through where ten young ones have dropped
their pork and bread. The general effect is
handsome and call it 'Lumbago Groans.' ~
Thus are the ennobling influences of art max
Ing themselves felt in the back towns.
He ran away from home, did this prodigal
and spent hi patrmOny in billiard salo ms
and lottery tickets and had got down to his
last paper collar He returned to his parents
out at the elbows and bankrupt In tho mat
| ter Of clean linen, and the very next day
when he met an old neighbor who asked,
"And did your father kill the fatted calf %
| there was evidently q story In the ground
solved In part by his sullen reply, "No but
he came blaI cd near KILN the prodigal."
A rather depressed looking kind Of q man,
who was formerly one OF the leading citizens
of Austin. went into the office Of a young
lawyer and said: II live very unhapplly
with my wife, and come to you for reiief.'
The young lawyer thought he was going to
| get big fee in divorce suit. 80 he said,
lgleefully, ayes, l think car get you di-
vorce. which Will mitigate your attiiction.'
l don't care to put you to all that trouble.
Just lend me quarter to get something 10
make me forget my woes."
A country doctor was sent for to see a la =.
borer who had received u conclusion of the
Grain. He told his wife to apply leeches,
which he promised to send. The next morn
Ing he found this man worse and delirious,
and asked tho wife whether she had used
the leeches. She answered that she had
given him one whereat she was told by the
indignant doctor that she had iske her
husbands life. The poor woman pleaded
| that she had done her best. II cut one up
small, lvlnegared and peppered one bat q
| said 'a'd lief r die nor take another.
Sam AIS there an opening In your office
for a young man who has not had much ex-
perience in literary work, but who bslieves
ne could ass st you in editing your famous
paper9" There Is no opening IN the office,
but there Ia an opening in the backyard that
used to be we'll. 1t Is our custom to take
both young and Old men, who have not had
much experience in literary work, but who
believes they could assist us In editing Sift.
ings, and throw them into this opening, after
which we gently drop an old lob-press On
them. Drop In on US when you have leisure.
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