Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-02-01
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A nIcnH1 art decQrative within = ~
rant msrino views on miniAture rudderA
TO woman The romai3ces she makes
are moro a1nuGDg than those she r<Ada.
Tn " old pewter craze threatens 10
rival the craze for old porcelain in New
England.
II Dxc1AHx, !" said Jnlia. lyon take
the words right out & my mouth. Z NO
wonder; they are 70 sweet, said Henry.
The day vas ct that evening.
WAHr TO know how to tell the most
stylish dress? Get in crowd, and mark
the one that al the women turn up their
noses 1t.
"How senGbly your little boy talks |"
exclaimed Mr.. Smith. "Yes," replied
Mrs. Brown; "he hasn't been among
company yet.
A CINCINNATI paper says that there
is q regular matrimonial epidemic among
old society men ut present, but the
French cay that a man il most irresisti-
bic at fifty.
"SAvR One Little kiss for Papa, is
the title Of the latest song. II this re-
mark is aimed at Chicago girl with
four steady beanx the old mans chances
are pretty slim. Chicago Tribune.
"HusBAsD and wife, says some sage
person, s'should no more struggle to get
the last word than they should struggle
for the possession OF q lighted bomb"
They don't. The wife gets it without a
struggle. The Judge.
II Il estimated that 5000 fathers and
mothers are living with married sons and
dsnghters IN Chicago. This does not
seem 1t all strange, except TO a young
man who thinks Of marrying to have
some one to take care Of him.
In the street car: Blonde They say
Carrie il engaged" Brunette n-
gagged why, she was married q month
ago aud has Just sued for . divorce.
Blonde" How romantic !! Isn't it
splendid p Boston zranscrips.
An afternoon tea on Beacon street. -
Snodkins: Have you read The Pale,
Pale Moon, Miss Amy?" Miss Amy
Southslope: /" Yes, | began il; but 1t
wasn't lovely enough. ! like real blind
love, don't you know ~ Harvard
L0nspO0n.
NEW YoRK 10 trying TO introduce the
fashion Of early parties, and one OF the
clubs has taken the name '.Small and
Early" This makes the swell young
men who sauntcr III about o'clock ask
il this is achildren's party" But they
must come early or stay away a. the
ladies' have made the rule that ''if any
man cometh twice late he shall not be
invited to any of the subsequent meet
ings.
SHAKING hands ID an art much Guilt
waited in high society. To squeeze ex.
quisitely without being bold, to surren-
der the hand Just freely enough to be
cordial without being spooney, to get II
back without any seeming effort, to dis
engage 1t from the masculine grip-all
these are achievements Of more or less
difficulty.
THE fashionables Of the Quaker City
have introduced the 5 O'Clock tea with q
novel and appalling addition. They give
q pretty little teapot TO the gentleman
who drinks the most tea. At one oil
these affairs last week . young broker
drank thirty-nine cups, and such is the
strength OF his constitution that he wal
not carried out on shutter, and at the
latest reports was still alive.
SAND win you be able to give up
those frequent nights at your whist club
for the sake OF your duckey? Eth, my
dear ?" He. Give them up, my angel
What would not give up to gain you? p
She" You mean that, really ?" He
Really !" She-"Then / tell you
what, dear. when we are married we will
put no cards after the announcement
- 40 rAapors, 20 A. to lot your whist.
playing friends know what to expect. -
London Fun.
The wedding itself, calculated ON the
basis OF $40 to the minister, is 1882. Is
and then there is $500 for journey and
$3.50 for furniture after the return.
Family expenses--for the ante-additior
period-are estimated 81, 800 year, and
altogether it is concluded that no young
man can venture without $4,000 il
pocket and an income Of 81, 500 year.
It Is added, however, that plain mar.
rage ceremony can be had Of the prop.
er officials for y. Springfield Re.
publican.
Ar the New York Cassino ball some
yn IrS.sn sHs worc snOtt nan
ouI a III = .ev'sL OF % oia style,
Louise Victor, who, being simple and
child-like in her tastes, detested the. re.
strictions to which etiquette imposes
upon those born TO the purple. One
evening, wearying Of the archduke's en-.
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Du a nes lanA, sne CUT on ner ma6nln,
S Sons S1e y sSylne, ~ sne presented
m ne.s q 49,. q ~ nuaoana: ionin not ASK
-1e = Wesl u'.monos Any more.
A LONDON correspondent not long
since observed 50 lady, who bore no re-
semblance whatever to the goddess Mi
l ~ .y.uS sn.Ae, me ssse, made
-. snsdeo Pluse, sra c0neG Up on the
~ = nes mun. Ane notlsa tnine was
MIuty plusMoo x.1a 1a.Ss ma eyes, ana
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