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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
RONDEAU.

When am deal and all my hearts distress
Lies in the sweet earths green f1Tgetfulnesz
care not, love, if all the world 90 by
Ny quiet grave without a word or sigh,
II th0u but think Of ne with gentlene--.
Worlds lrai~e or blame i nothing hit or mis-.
Love Is alone the measure Of our bliss,
And safe within loves heart my name will lie
When am deal
To thee nv darling all viii seem amis>
Til gentle time shall help thee 10 dismiss
Death gloom: for that too, hath its time to dr.
And s0rTow's thought grows hallowed by and ny
Take courage, then dear suffering heart Re1l this
When am dead.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

!. ihE New York Clipper mourns because Eve
"iI Eot tell the serpent, '.Nnt this Eve, some
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
A Travelling Outfit.

Abrown beige dress is excellent for travelling,
as ii is too light to be burdensorne The incest
and coolest ulster would be one of dark French
twiled silk, olive or bronze if that is too expen
sve, have scarborough" in fine heather
mixture, with hood lined with silk of the
ground shade A pretty dress of washing silk,
or a ehoiiy for Sundays and dinner wear az hotels
will be required, small ficbu If Spanish lace.
aud spray Of wild (artces) for extra dress.
+ A walking dress simply made of gingham, and a
morning dress of cambria. These with two chan
ges of underwear, an extra straw bonnet, beside
dark one for travelling aud good gauze veil
long enough to pass round the neck and tie. are
Indispensable. In your satchel always carry, in
addition to hair brush and night dress, a whsk,
flask of bay-rum, a vial of glyeerine, q small
bottle of vaseline jelly, and. and box of violet
wowder These little articles are an immense
comfort. Garry alsoSour own soap and wash
eloth-they never found where you stop
and are indispensable TO comfort. Buy yoIr shoes
half size too large, and break them in before
starting. Unless you do this you can expect
little comfort, for new shoes are instruments of
torture. One experience with tight boots while
travelling is generally sufficient.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

To AVON SUNsTRoKE.-keepa clean skin.
a clean stomach, and clean conscience.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
She Was Confused

Ii was not in McFaddcn's drug store that q
yonng and sprightly school teacher last week
addressed the clerk:
81 would like sponge bath"
"Ah, oh, a-will you please repeat; / did not
quite understand Your stammered the clerk
81 would like a good sponge bath" again de-
Inanded the customer, while n pair of SHARP
gray eyes, beaIning with wonder and mpatience
made him tremble
More dead than alive, he managed TO tell his
fair visitor his inability to catch her meaning.
"Well, never, If this amt queeri think
speak intelligently enough. I-want-you-
-a-good-spOnge-bath.
At this moment. the proprietor whispered,
"She wants bath sponger
At the same moment she comprehended the
trouble, and fed from the store Eefore she could
be recognized by any one, but too late! A gen
tleman raised his hat TO her, passed in, and all
was discovered .-HackeHsdck Rep.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

WHY liz ORR PREACHING.-'I understand,
uncle Amos, that yOn have quit preaching, y
said the Secretary of State to an old colored
man, who for years has had charge of n church
In Little Rock.
"les, boss, Use stepped aside
''Why did you quit r
"Wall, dar was numerous pressures brought
ter bar agin de old man. Da charge me wild
stealin' a ham for one thing, and 'vised me ter
quit"
"Why, they couldn't prove that you stole the
ham, could they!"
'No, sab, dcy cOHldn't; and eff / hadn't
'knowledged it, dey nebber would hab proved
it,"
"Why did ynn acknowledge il ~
"'Case dey found dc ham under my bed. sab :"
MAN in Portsmouth, n. H., having been
missing for some weeks, to the great alarm OF
his friends, suddenly came home, and being ask
ed where hc had been. merely replied: ..Darurd
II know fo Should do as did Salt Williams,
of Drtrnit, vh". having been "G a three days
bender IN New York, sirullrd into an Intelligence
office and asked:
''IS this an intelligence office r.
YES said the keeper.
WHATS your f." T. inquired Salt aud upon
being informed, he threw down a dollar
well asked the proprietor, what iniurma-
tiUn do y"u WANT
II want you Ia tell me- suffered Salt
"where the ID I've been for the last three
days"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
SUFFER

no longer from Dyspep-
STA, Indigestion, want OF
Appetite, lossofStrength
lack OF Energy, Malaria,
Intermittent Fevers, &c.
BROWNS IRON BIT
TIERS never fails to cure
all these diseases.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

u,I WAS the most beef-tea madci WheI
''ei'! the Eighth dissolved the Pope's lull.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
TUFTS HAIR dye.

CS:a!!::s::''::a!!''!!a!''DEBUTTS
bag rrgence h eurnE fseaaes .. ne Bissd- skfn nd
BaneN-yerveus Debility. Inpsteney, Orxnste
Weaknesa. Gonsrrk9a- syphnific .sd Nercsrfsl
Afeetess specially trsafsd seienrc. priaeipi<s.
Be ansuered By ,hs-e desiriax treztnsnt By mali
Frrsss.se<ria= frs ksptur- shsaid s.nd hsr sfarrN
Ns.a ss.~tkisz ts~ir sdsz.f.r-. u .st tr.4
Aidresa- DE- Butts Ie \. SD ST. 81 Lssk. He
EsTABIIsHED OVER THIRTY YEARs-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

BROWNS IRON BIT
TIERS acts like a charm
on the digestive organs,
removing all dyspeptic
symptoms, such as tast-
ing the food, Belching,
Heat in the Stomach,
Heartburn, etc. The
only Iron Preparation
that will not blacken the
teeth or give headache.
Sold by all Druggists.
Brown Chemical Co.
Baltimore, Nd.
See that all Iron Bitters are made by
Brown Chemical Co., Baltimore, and
have crossed red lines and trade
mark on wrapper.
BEWARE OF INVITATIONS.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07

Al the Horticultural Convention. snne year
agn. the fruits recommended for cultivation lisr'
os fnIioNs.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
GIVEN UNDER OATH!

To WHOM II MAY CoNcERS:In the year iss5, treated
with Kendas SPAWN Cure, bone SPAWN Of several
months growth nearly half large hens egg and
completely stopped the LneneSs and removed the enlarge
nent have worked the horse since hard. and
he has been LAME could difference
in the size Of the hook joints since treated him with Ken
dalls SPAWN Cure X. A. GAINES.
EnOs6uTgh Fails Vt. Feb. 18th. Is79.
Sworn and subscribed before this eth day Of Feb
ruary, A. d. lS19. JONI G.. JENNIE
Justice Of the Peace.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
Boston, November IS, 1881.

Boston, November IS, 1851.
Brown CHEMICAL Co.
G-ntlemen:-For years ] have
Observation-Disclosures Dyspepsia,
and could get no relief having tried
everything which was recommend
ed until. acting On the advice Of 4
friend, who had been benehued By
BRoxx's hos BrrrESs, ! tined 4
bottle, with most surprising results.
PreSisus TO taking BEowN's IRoS
Brrrxzs, everything ! ate distressed
me, and ! suffered greatly from 4
burning sensation in the stomach,
which gas unbearable. Since TAX
ing Browns lRos BrrTERs, al my
troubles are at an end. Can eat any
time without any disagreeabls re-
suits. / an practically another
person. Mrs. W. ]. FIYss,
% Maverick ST., E. Boston
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-09-07
Kendall's SPAWN Cure !!

ON HUMAN FLESH
C0RN
human flesh
SPAWN CURE child
that no Imminent equals human flesh.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
STATE OF MAINE

OXFORD, ss:-Court Of Insolvency. In tie case
of George L Rowe Of Norway insalvent debtor.
NOTICE is hereby given that petition hss, a.
~ this 81 day OF December, A. d 1871
been presented 10 said court for said couBtv, h.
George Z. Rowe of Norway, IN the county o.
oxford, praying that he may bc decfeed q full di.
charge from all his debts ,provable under the In
solvent Act OF the state OF MsiDe, approved Feb
ruary 2l ls1s and upon said petition, IL 10 ordered
by said court that hearing be hsd upon the sam'
before said court al Probate Court room In Paris
ju said county OF Oxford, on Wednesday, th
18Th day of January, A. ID. lse, At niu'
O'Clock In the forenoon and thai notice thereof Be
published in the oxford Democrat, = newspalei
published In said county Of Oxford. once a weel
Tor two successive weeks, the last publication 10
be seven days before the day OF hearing; and
that all CREDITORS who have proved their dehts.
and other persons interested, may appear at said
place and time and show os7se If any they have
why discharge should not De granted SID debtor
according to the prayer OF his petition.
Attest: HkRRICk G DAVIS, Register,
ofsald Court for said County OF OUord
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

THE GREAT VANQuIsHER OF PAIN
What would 1 not give 20 De rid OF this
pain, Such an expression and ones of q
similar nature are heard every day. There
is nothing harder TO bear than physical
win cure so efectuslly such a variety OF
complaints as Ponds Extract. For in
Examinations It is infsllible; for Hemhorhs-
ges its prompt and immediate relief are
unquestlonable; for rheumatism, Neural
gia, &C., it never fails to give perfect relief,
for Catarrh we have never heard Of 8 case,
however severe, that has not succumbed
10 It's curative action. Let those who
have never used it inquire from those who
have, concerning its power and virtues.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

ANIMAL INsrINcr.-A gentleman, &C.
companied by favorite dog. visited the
studio of one Of our Cincinnati artists the
other day. There was picture on the
easel, and the dog began TO bark furious
ly at it. mature may be relied upon.
after ALL" said the gentleman. The
best evidence of the faithfulness with
which you have painted that dog in the
background is the earnestness with which
my dog banks at him." but that isn't
4 dog" said the artist. blushing; "it's Q
cow" The gentleman was nonpuzzled
for moment. but he quickly replied {:
We'll, the dogs eyes. are better than
nine he never did like cows. "-Cincin.
aati Saturday Night.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
iSETTlNa THE FASHION IN 1UMA-
TOES. ID $3.50


Probably every State in the Union can
tell the story Of how it was the first to
utilize tomatoes, or "loye-apples." as
they used to be called, as an article OF
food. Just now Rhode Island speaks
last as follows:
Elder Mann and his wife Prudence
of Monford Mills, Washington county,
X. l., visited Father Hazards farm in
Central New York, about forty years
ago. Prudence Mann was considered
sharp and shrewd, and "chock full of
book larnin'," as it went in those days.
She spent four years at the Rythesdale
Academy, and was said to be proficient
in chemistry, botany aud geology. The
elder deferred to Prudence in all things.
The Hazards were quiet, unostenta,ious
farmer folk, not much given to novelty,
working their farm after the fashion of a
simple people. and satisfied with what it
produced, though that was scanty enough
sometimes.
The elders wife and Mother Hazard
went through the fields on the afternoon
Of the visit.
"Sabina," said Prudence, 81 believe
III take some of those love apples up to
the house and make stew OF them"
Yell do no,hin' of the kind, Sabina
replied. They're poison, and we don't
want no sickness in the house"
"Nonsense," said Prudence. 81 know
every body says that they are poison,
what every body says is not true IN thi.
case. They're delicious eating"
Prude ce picked off some of the red
frui, and ate it. Sabina Hazard stood
waiting TO be summoned by Prudence to
attend her in her dissolution. Salinas
fears proved groundless, however. Pru-
dence carried up to the house an apron
ful of the ripe love-apples. They were
eaten, and no harm came from eating
them.
The story of the love-apples found its
way into the country paper and many
persons tried the love-apple and found 1t
edible, and not poisonous, as many seem
ed to think. Tomato is the modern
name for love-apple. The growth is
enormous, and is large factor in the
wealth of this country, particularly In
New Jersey, where one third OF the crop
Is raised.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
A MoTurR WRITES When children /

A MOTHER WRITES When children be-
gin 10 cough 81 night, l give dose OF
Whites Elixir; one or two doses always
stops the cough, and the child sleeps well.
Nothing is so wearing on small children
as incessant coughing during the night, as
my children always do, when they have
colds, II nv any means | happen TO be
without Whites Elixir. 1t might truly he
called the Elixir Of Life TO all who are sub
ject 10 coughs and colds.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

WONDERFUL PowER.-When medicine
performs such cures as Kidney-Wort is
constantly doing, it may truly be said 10
have wonderful power. A carpenter in
Montgomery, Vt, had suffered for eight
years from the worst OF kidney diseases,
aud had been wholly incapacitated for
work. He says, Zone box made a new
man OF me. and sincerely believe II will
restore 70 health sill that are similarly az
ficted." It 10 now sold in both liquid and
dry form.-Ddabury Neles.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

IMPOKTANr.-when you visit or leave
New York City. save Baggage Expresssge
and Carriage Hire, and stop at Grand
Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central
Depot. $50 rooms, fitted up at cost OF
one million dollars. reduced to 81 and up
wards per day. European plan. Elevs-
tor. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse cars. stages and elevated railroad
TO all depots. Families can live better for
less money At the Grand Union Hotel than
at any other nrst-class hotel in the
city.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
RINrw You LKAsr.-There axe tir

RrSEw lOUR LEAsE-There are time,
in every one. life when energy fails ard a
miserable feeling comes over them, mis-
taken for laziness. Danger turks IN these
symptoms as they arise from diseased or
gsns. Parkers Ginger Tonic will restore
perfect activity 20 the Stomach. Liver and
Kidneys, purify the blood. and renew your
lease OF health and comfort. -idrOcqfe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

How often we hear middle-sged people
say regarding that reli.hle old cough rem
edy, y. II. Downs Elixir why, my
mother gave II 20 me when was child.
and use II In nv family Il always cures -
Who can name another medicine with
such a record as this. DR.. Bakers Mau-
drake Bitters are another good medicine
and Arnics and OIL Liniment is Just whist
IL is recommended 10 be-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
THE CLAN AND HE JACKAL.

One day farmer who was working in
the Field heard great noise IN d ! hick-
ct, and upon proceeding TO the spot he
discovered Clam and Jackal engaged
IN deadly strife. The Clam already nad
Bay Window over his lief, eye and had
lost two teeth and the Jackal was spit
ing blood and limpln. around on three
legs.
"Ah. I'm glad you've come y cri' d
the Clam as he caught sigh; OF the Farm
er.
And so am | - added the Jacksl.
And Why this fierce struggle ask
ed the Farmer as he sat down ON stone
between them.
I'll tell YOU in few yords, said the
Clam. Tins J4ckal went cut OF the
way to ridlcule my speech. Now. do
not wan, to brag. bu, claim to use good
grammar in my talk and Ill leave It to
you if don't;'
That wasn't wha. raised the Row,
protested the Jackal. IL was waking
along the Sand when this Clam mad
fun OF my Gait. | don't ella m to be A.
graceful as a Cow, but the Clam had N"
business to say that my Walk reminded
him OF milk-siool running away with d
Barn-yard."
my friends" replied the Farmer. a.
a Hornet settled down on the back OF hi
neck, "you are both wrong. In tie
FIST place, if the Jackal had kept to the
Woods the Clam would never have no.
,iced his awkward Gait. IL the second
place, if tie Clam had kept his mouth
shu, the Jackal could have found no fsul;
with his Grammar"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
A HEAVY SwELL.-Jacob II. Bloome

HEAVY SWELL Jacob II. Boomer
OF Nirgille. y. Y, writes: Your Thomas
Eclectric OIL cured badly swelled neck
aud sore throat on nv son in forty-eigh,
hours one application also removed the
pain from very sore toe; nv wlfe's foot
was also much inaamed--sS much so that
she could rot walk about the house; she
applied the OIL, and in twenty -four hours
was entirely cured"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

UGH OF the dis cress ana sickness attribu.

ted 70 dyspepsis chronic darrhGa and other
causes 10 oc easioned by humor in the
stomach. Several cases, with all the char.
acteristics Of these complaints, have been
cured BY Poods Sarsaparilla. Other cures
Effected 10y this medicine are 90 wonderful
thar the sirlr lest statement Of them affords
the beet pr Jof that il combines rare curative
asenn ~ "a when once used secures the
e0nhds Ice Of the people.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

PERUVIAN SYRUP cures Dyspepsia, Gen
eral Debility, LIVER Complaint, Boils,
Humors. Chronic Dlsrrbes, Nervous Alec
tons, Female Complaints, and all diseases
orlgi Mating in bad state OF the blood.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

Desth 10 rats, mice, reaches and ants
Parsons EIterminator. Barns, grsnsries
and households cleared in q single night.
No fear OF bad smells. Best and cheapest
vermin killer In the world. Sold every
where.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

SO many prominent Russian officials
rave bsen discovered to be Nihilists, that
We should not be surprised to hear that
he Car himself was one.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
Wolnan's Triumph.
A Severe Surgical Operation. II % En-
aursd without taking Ether. oubs
jsct, Hrs. EDWARD Meyers,
OF RSnaeut. u. Y.
(rrou the correspondence or the Kingston. n. Y
FrseRon)

From the con- espordeace or the hingston, NJ
FrseRon.)
The case Of Mrs Edw ard Movers, OF Rondout,
New York, Turntables an apt illustration OF wo
mans power OF endurance. This lady had been
treated for months ln the usual way for Erysipeas
OF the hand, without benefit. Not until her hand
had become mass OF putrined ne'h did shs turn
70 DIR. Kennedy proprietor OF the "Favorite Rem
tdy," for hsp
He at once informed her that II Was imposs ibls
to ave the haad-it must be amputated. She 70
csived THE terrible intelligence quietly, declined
TO take either STIMULATING merely 70 hold her hus
bands hand du, Ina the operation. and underwent
the painful process without moving muscle or
uterinE . s'nsle srosp. DR. Kennedy then gave
"Favorite Remedy Freely TO Gle ,nse the blood and
prevent the return ofthe disease, and Mrs New
srs now lIves and rejo'ces in her great deliver :
ance.
"Favorite Remedy 10 fast becoming . trusted
household friend In all cases OF Female weakness
and diseases Of the bod. One dollIr bottle
Your Drug7is, IA. ~.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

Young, middle aged, or old men, suffer
ing from nervous debility and kindred
weakness. should send two stamps for
large treatise, giving successful treatment
Worlds Dispenssry Medical Association,
Buffalo y. Y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

IMPORTANT To TRAvKIKRs-Special In
ducements are offered you by the Burling-
ton Route. II win pay you to read their
advertisement 70 be found elsewhere In
this issue.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

Twas A FooL.-Yes, they said WAS 4
fool not 10 try Sulphur Bitters for Rheu-
matism, from which / had suffered over
two years; but had tried so many doctors
and medicines without getting relief that
| was discouraged. l am row on nv
fourth bottle and almost cured. | was .
fool that didn't try that wonderful rene
DIV before e.. Pratt. Manchester.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

When q man has plumbing bill to set
tie, he finds out what II costs 10 pay the
piper.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
SKIN DISEASEG

+. II. Drake, esq Detroit Aph s,r..a, y.
vOnd all description sTO1 sEin q 10 ,s.a'.h ~ ~,
peared on hi hAnd1, Read and faos 81 ns.,ix a..
.troy Ell hi. ey = TsS soss : .refui doctoripg
.aued 70 o. ~ AfH. sad sfter All a ,sii.S ~ 80
TIE Caiicurs Re-olveni - a IN Observation-Disclosures
Iu,l,uis ADd " .ura Soap No great % in cures)
snd Was cured an 4 has remained per
,reu N this az.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

OFFICE OF THE >HEEiFF or ONFoRD COUNT
STATE or MAINE.
ONFORD. ss:-Isc. 9Th. \. u. ISL.
THIS j. to give notice thu on the ~
/ day Of Dc. y. lsSl. n wsrran 10 .i-'-
vency was is-ued out 81 The Court of lnsoNtp..
for said County OF oxford. against ne ''!."
Addison q. Hnlr, of >t.n'hqm. m sad '"th'l
,djudRed 10 be an in-olvrnt dentnr. on Ve ti'.a u
AIT debtor, Witt n petition vi. hl'd 20 'hr p.
iay OF Nov, A. ID lssl 10 which A-l pau
t-tr inter- II on claims l. to be computed bht 81,
Bymeut ~ any debts and the delivery rnd 'i'is.
= ny property b'lnDging t. rad d'b;'r o -.'-
o. f"T h. u-e and "a" delivery and tTatsi'f OF 4'
'r'p"iiy b, HIN are Forbidden ~ laW ttst NJ
NJ OF ih,- CREDITOR ~ st debtor. &" prove ~
i.ht- Ant ch'-'-r enc o. more Assignee O. "
'-'Hte will i,s hild ~ cur 81 lr-"iyturi 9" IN
r"'d'n NJ n" Probate rDurf room, 10 Paw m - "
'"uniy - pSf"rd. on the 2l-t dav 81 ''1
.. S>l. ~ uine o'rloct w the forrn"oi-
tive urder m, habn the d'tr fret above wtil"u'
NtiLlAu DOUGi A. Shrrld, .i
a N1s-sngrr - e '-'i r. e lnro y-nc' 10 7@''
ntt 49, bNt-.I.'.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
CETlCtRA

CUTICGRA
Remedies are for sale BY all drngrisst-. Prise OF
c,'rtCf-RA meiic ina Jrllv. small b. Nes, SOC. ;
Isrgs D ,xes 81. CCTiCCRA REsoLvENt. the new
49, pnr{a ~ per tile. CUrtcrRA MEDi
- To,tEr soap, 2Se.; CCTICCRA MEDICINAL
Sv tv,t~C soar. IS: IN bars for BARRIERS and
-, - sunn+-- ~. P inripsl depot,
"a 50 WEEKS xIOrTER Bostop, Mass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
The latest thing In jails-Cashlers.

The ladies who some time since were un-
able to 60 out, having taken Lydia h.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, are quite
recovered, and have gone on their way re-
ioicing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

SOCIETY BELLIES On account Of Its re-
markedly delicate and lasting fragrance
society bellies are loud In their praises OF
Floreston Cologne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

He is true artist and close student
who can draw the line between fault-hnd-
ing and criticism.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

LSndlubbers double the horn" oftener
than sailors do, and y 4 the latter comes
up groggy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
Parapets-Twins.

. II you are bilious, take DR.. Piercss
Pleasant Purxative Pellets" the original
"L.ittle Liver Pills" Ofall drug4ists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

1t is said by the Boston Transcript
that when a man makes his will he is
fof . dead give way.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

When would the cobbler seem most
likely to feel the weight ofdeclining years:
When AZ the last he is waxing old
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10

.;hen you are unable TO purchase a set
o scales on credit, bear In mind that leash
takes the balance"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
MORAL.

"ln the third place. added the lIor-
net, as he carefully lifted the Farmer
over the nearest brush, IF you had KEEP
to your field no Hornet would have con-
structed an Orphan Asylum on the back
of your neck"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1882-01-10
How often we hear middle-aged poop

There is one town in Connecticut that
has no fear OF the measles. It's Haddam.