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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
The Story OF az Umbrella
Detroit Free Press.

During the shower yesterday citi.
zen carrying very wet umbrella en-
tered hotel to pay call to some one
up stairs. After placing his umbrella
where it might drain, he wrote upon a
piece of paper, and pinned TO it the
sentence:
IN. B.-This umbrella belongs to a
man who strikes go pound blow
back in IS minutes"
He went his way up stairs, and, after
an absence of 10 minutes, returned, to
find his umbrellaAgone, and in its place
note, reading:
"P. S.-Umbrella taken by man
who walks ten miles an hour-won't be
back at alIl'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
THE SOUND SLEEPER.
a EOIOred Preacher who Couldn't
Control Himself

Parson Hensely stole a horse, and
was arraigned before the court. ''Par-
son," said the judge, 81 have always re-
garded you as an honest man, and /
am surprised to see you here, arrested
upon such a charge, and with proof so
conclusive. Why did you steal the
horse, Parson?"
"Jedge, dat word steal, much as I ad-
mires de fiippancy OBJ yer language,
sab, is jest triae too stiff fur dis heah
occasion. Now I'll tell yer jest how dis
thing occurred. In de fust place, Use
a sleep-walker. While | was asleep
went ter de stable, and tuck de horse
out.
"But the evidence showed that you
plowed the animal while"
"Zackly, sab. I'll tell yer what's a
fack, jedge; las year | drapped off ter
sleep airly in de spring, an when [
woke / had done made a crap.
CHATS all very well, parson. The
evidence says that after blowing the
horse awhile you sold him to chicken
peddler."
"Zackly. sah I'll tell yer what's a
fack, jedge, two years ago [ went ter
steep dH Wu6l L WOKE up 4 ndu SOlU III y
steers, got de money, bought ferry
boat, sold hit, bought a horse, sold hit
an and put de money out on intrust
wild brudder in de church."
That's all very straight, parson, but
the evidence says that shortly after
you sold the horse, the owner and a
constable came along. You took to
your heels and did not stop until you
were shot in the ARM"
'Zackly, sab. I'll tell yer what's a
& fack, ledge; durin' de wah [ went ter
sleep enc day an when l woke / foun'
dat de soldiers mad been chasin' me
Ioun' for mOre'n a.week.
The case was submitted to the Jury,
and in very short time verdict OF
guilty was rendered.
'Well, parson." said the Judge, chow
long do you think you can sleep?"
81 doan know 'zackly, sab, bat I'll
tell yer woat it is jedge-"
''Never mind any more facts, parson
Wen just assign you to a ten years
nap. After this sneose you can no
doubt keep awake. You are all right,
Lind, so long as you are awake, but you
will sleep"
Take him away, Mr.. Sheriff. "-Arkaa-
sa0 Traveller,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
A FORTUNE IN HER HAIR.
Why a Certain Girl at Long Branch
is Likely to Win a stich Husband.


Long Branch Letter in Cincinnati Enquirer.
| don't believe it. though the fellows
tell it for a fact, that when certain
coarse-h haired girl dives her head into
the surf the water is agitated all along
the shore. 1t is true, however, that
her hair is wonderfully abundant and
floats around her when she swims. 1t
is as coarse and stiff as a horses name,
and these qualities are of unique ad
vantage when she bathes, because they
prevent it from collapsing into mere
pigtail when wet. Sometimes we see
radiant creature trip airily down to the
surf, with her hair all free and fluffy
and imparting to her a positive agony
of style With that same pretty aspect
she goes under the water and never
rises again. That is to say, nothing
that looks like her reappears. Some
thing does emerge with a semblance to
her body, but the head has a dripping
little switch of hair, totally different
from the hirsute glory that was on it
before. No sinner ever lost more of
vanity and pride by the rite of INNER
sion. Well, this coarse-haired girl is
exempt from such deterioration. Her
hair is so why that drenching doesn't
mat it. This gives her tremendous
advantage. She bathes without q hat
on, nor any confinement ito her hair,
which gives ner q picturesq ueness i'm
possible to the rest Of US.
The actual value of her phenomenal
hair, aside from the satisfaction it gives
her, | should estimate at half million
dollars. The young man whom it is
entangling is the heir prospective to
that amount, and l feel sure he won't
get away without an espousal. She is
one Of the incest girls here and deserves
golden husband.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
Perry RelmOnt'S Pluck,

Perry Belmont is a fighting cock.
He is very belligerent young man
not Extensively, but defensively. Peo-
pie rather sneered at Perry when he
first got here. He was a polo and-ten-
mis- yourg man, cutaway- coat young
man, rather blase. To be sure, he was
we'll educated. He had some culture
and some polish, and would perhaps
sit passably we'll for his pocket bor-
ough. Perry has astonished friends
and enemies alike. Last night he
came down from New York. As the
train moved out OF Jersey City he at
tempted to pass hurley Georgian,
half intoxicated, VINO, cigar in mouth.
poured forth smoke and profanity in
equal instalments. Glow many times
are you going through here?" he
growled. you've been through twice"
81 may go through half a dozen
times more" said Belmont, ceolly and
calnly. Il shall go through as often as
l please"
''Weli, the next time you go
through" said the big Georgian, "Ill
choke you"
Il think not" said Perry to the swell
ling bully. ''And, by the way, what
are you smoking in the ladies Car
for?" By a dexterous movement,
without waiting for an answer, he
knocked the Georgian's cigar from his
mouth, and then passed quietly on
with: eve don't want any more smok-
ing or swearing in this car"
The Georgia bully was speeches.
with establishment. When he recov-
cred himself he whistled softly and,
turning to friend, said; Game, amt
he?" and went in the smoking car.
Perry is not easily scared Washington
Letter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
A LETTER FROM GERMANY.

SIEGEN, JANUARY ., Loo2.
Very esteemed sirs:
The praise your Liver Pills have called
forth here is wonderful. After taking one
and half boxes of your genuine DIR. C.
hcLANE'S LIVER PILLS, I have entirely
recovered from my four years suffering. AZ
who know me wonder how T, who, for SO
many years, had no appetite and could not
sleep for backache, stitch in my side. and
general stomach complaints, could have re-
covered.
An old lady in our city, who has suffered
for many years from kidney disease, and the
doctors had given her up, took two of your
Pills, and got more relief than she has from
all the doctors. Yours truly,
J. Won DER BERG.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Fall Dress Gods, Cloaks, Flannels,
Shawls, Millinery. Laces, Boots, Shoes,
Cloakings, Linens Black Goods, Hes
iery, ETC., are beng opened every day
at James Morgans, East Water street,
Milwaukee, and offered at the lowest
prices.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

*It ;r Tho nnnnn,nn nln-nnrro

ut is the common observation that the stand
ard Of natural health and normal activity, among
American women is being lowered by the infiu-
ence of false ideas and habits of life engendered
by fashionable ignorance and luxuriods living. It
$ a happy circumstance that Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham has come to the front to instruct and
cure the sufferers of her SEX
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

The most extensive Homeopathic
Medicine House in the United States is
that of Boericke & Tafel, being estab-
lished since 1885. They have well
stocked Pharmacies, devoted exclusive
ly to the sale of home opathic medi-
cines and books, in the following cities:
New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore,
New Orleans and Chicago. Descriptive
price currents gratis. Letters addressed
to them at either of above named cities
will safely reach them.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Little thanks are due to him who only gives
away what is of no use to himself" The thanks
OF nvalids the world over are being showered on
the inventor of Kidney Wort. for it is giving
health to all. Kidney-Wort moves the bowels
regularly, cleanses the blood, and radically cures
kidney disease, gravel, piles, bilious headache
and pains which are caused by disordered liver
and kidneys Thousands have been cured why
should you not try it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

COMMON COLDS NEGLECTED cause one
half the deaths. Consumption turks in every
cough, often using as mask the ruddy cheek
and sparkling eye till it deadly seeds are deeply
planted in the system. EILERT'S ELIXIR OF
TAR AND WILD CHERRY will surely cure
colds coughs, Group, catarrh, bronchial COM
plants, and ward off assumption.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
NUTRITIOUS FOOD.

The pleasure of living is increased by judi
cious selection of nutritious food. The true cpl
curean will avoid diet not pleasing to his palate
and satisfactory to his stomach. An invalid suf-
fering from dyspepsia who fuds this or that gives
him greater or less stomachic suffering heartburn
etc. should choose the ones less aggravating TO
his feelings The writer cured himself of dys-
pepsia by diet consisting principally of soft
boiled eggs toast, beefsteak cooked rare, baked
potatoes and warm new milk, using as a tonic
Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, a
medicine highly recommended as strengthening to
the digestive organs Times Correspcndent.l
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Lieutenant John w. Danenhower
passed through Washington, Friday, en-
route to Capon Springs, w. Va. He
says his report of the circumstances at
tending the loss of the Jeanette will
not be ready before September Is.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
BEWARE OF LIMITATIONS,

The genuine are never sugar-coated.
Every box has a red wax seal on the lid
With the impression: McLane's Liver Pill.
The genuine McLANE'S LIVER PILES
bear the signature of c. McLane and Elem
ing Bros. on the wrappers.
Insist upon having the genuine DIR. C..
Fleming Bros, of Pittsburgh, Pa, the market
being full of limitations of the name McLane,
spelled differently, but of same pronuncia-
ton.
If your storekeeper does not have the gen.
uine DIR. C. McLANE'S CELEBRATED
LIVER PILLS, send US 20 cents, and we will
send you box by mail, and set of our ad-
VertiSing cards.
rvDxErSrr nnnc Mill N
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

From observing the effects of petroleum upon
the heads of operatives at the wells comes the
shrewd Pittsburgher's great discovery CAROLINE
a deodorized extract of petroleum this is the on
ly article that wiz produce new hair on bald
heads It never fails.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

"A FATAL MESTA II r.

would be not to take DIR. r. v Pierees Golden
Medical Discovery" if you are bilious, suffering
from impure blood, or fearing consumption
(scrofulous disease of the lungs. Sold by all
druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

At Spring Lake, n. j., the other day,
some boys hung Oscar Wilde in effigy
on the beach, regarding it as a good
] oke. Oscar was announced to lecture
there, but failed to appear.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

One of the regular exercises at nor
NAL schools is writing words from die
tation and giving their meaning. Oae
of the WORDS given out was hazard
ous," which the young lady pupil
spelled "hazardess," and defined "a fe-
male hazard "
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

It is understood that the Rev. Mr..
Barnes, the Kentucky mountain Evan
gelist, will hold q series of meetings in
Chicago when ne has finished his work
in INDIANAPOLIS.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

George T. Little, of Auburn, Me, has
compiled a genealogy of the defendants
of George Little, who emigrated to
Newbury, Mass, from England, in
1910. He has found 1000 of them.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Mrs. Maria L. Winton, of Batavia, O., writes:
II believe suffered more from dyspepsia than
any woman living. 1t just seemed that no kind
of food would rest on my stomach. My habits
were very irregular and my general health con-
sequently broke down. Several medicines tried
relieved me at first but [ soon got worse again.
was recommended to give DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparila trial. 1t has now been
three months since 1 quit taking it and 1 L i've
not suffered any symptoms of dyspepsia since, and
my habits very regular"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

It is proposed to erect an equestrian
Statue of General and ex-President
VIM. Henry Harrison, the hero of Tip
pecanoe, at one end of the gates of
Circle Park, Indianapolis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

sugar coated and inclosed in glass bottles, their
virtues being thereby preserved unimpaired for
any length of time, in any climate, so that they
are always fresh and reliable. No cheap wooden
or pasteboard boxes By druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDERS
should be used by everyone owning or having the
care of horses, cattle hogs or poultry. 1t i'm
proves the appetite, promotes the growth, and
restores the sick. Soldby all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Those desiring to obtain q practical
business education should write to the
North Western Business College, Madison,
Wis, for circulars. New and improved
facilities have been made.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

An Austin teacher was explaining
fractions to a rather dull boy. "Now,
suppose you and your little sister were
under tree, and you found peach
and you wanted her to have as much
as you, how would you 60 about it p
"Shake down another peach out Of the
tree and give her the littlest one"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
imperfect Digestion.

More disease and physical suffering are trace
able directly to indigestion than to almost any
other one cause. Moral No remedy in the
world is equal to ALIENS Iron Tonic Bitters" to
aid digestion an the assimilation of food. and
invigorate the liver
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

An exchange tells the story of man
who got out of bed in the night and
threw up window. He will know
next time not to eat windows for sup
er.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

After President Arthur has been am
ply Eonized by the aristocrasy of New
port, r: l., they will next lay hold of
ex-Presldent Hayes, who is soon ex-
pected there.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

President Arthur attended the Con-
gregational Church at Newport yester-
day. He breakfasted with w. w. AS
tor to-day, and held a public reception
at the Ocean House.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

The statement that Miss Meiggs,
daughter of General Meiggs, is engaged
to Mr.. Archibald Forbes, is authori-
tatively denied.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Pure cod-liver oil, from selected livers, on the
sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., N Y
Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who h ave
once taken it prefer it to all Others Physici ans
declare 1t superior to all other ellis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

SKILL IN THE WoRKsHoP.-To do good work
the mechanic must have good health. If long
hours of confinement in close rooms have enfee-
bIed his hand or dimmed his sight, let him at
once, and before some organic trouble appears,
take plenty of Hop Bitters. His system will be
his nerves strengthened, his sight
become clear, and the whole constitution be built
up to a higher working condition
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Mr.. Teller, the secretary of the in
terror, is spending his vacation at his
home in Colorado.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Senator Joseph E Brown, of Georgia,
is the largest tax payer in the city OF
Atlanta. He owns $263, 400 worth of
real and $4,000 worth of personal
prOperty there.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

L+Faded articles of all kinds restored to their
original beauty by Diamond Dyes. Perfect and
simple. 10 cents, at all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Felipe Lopes Netto, the new Brazil
ian minister to Washington, has ar
rived at New York.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Jefferson Davis wrote two letters of
sympathy to Senator Hill, just before
the latter's death.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Functional arrangement of the female system
is quickly cured by the use Of DIR. r. V. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" Il removes pain and
restores health and strength. BY all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

RI. Rev. Leander Streber, an old cit
izen Of Louisville. in charge Of St Mar
tins church, died Sunday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
of the populous Missouri Valley, namely:
Sioux City, Council Bluffs, Omaha, st
Joseph, AtchisOn, LeavenwOrtb
and Kansas City.

At st. Paul close connections are also made
with lines for Duluth, Brainerd, Fargo, Winni-
peg and all points in the Northwest.
When you go South or Southwest, be sure and
90 over this line through st. Paul and through
the big cities, and when you go West or North
vest, also 60 through st. Paul, the great railroad
center of the Great Northwest.
Special rates to the West ard Northwes. for
people emigrating and low rates for households
goods and live stock.
T. B. CLARKE, T. W. TEASDAL.
Gen. Traffic Manager. Gen. Agent.
ST PAUL MJJR,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Chapped hands, face, pimples aud rough skin
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas-
well Hazard & Co.-NY.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

SKINNY MEN.
WELLS Health Renewer' restores health, and yigor
cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. IL.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

The Hon. Hannibal Hamlin, United
States minister to Spain, is at Gibraltar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

The widow of the late Senator Ben
Wade is dangerously i'll at her home in
Jefferson. Ashtabula county, O.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
Neuuor's Predictions

VtnnOr's predictIonss0 far have been wOnder-
fully correct He says1882 will be remembered
as a year of great mortality. German Hop Bit
tiers should be used by very bodY.
DR.. WINCHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP is
just the medicine for mothers to have in the house
for the children. It Will cure colds, sore throat,
and regulate the bowel. Do not fail to give it a
trial, you will be peased with its charming
effects. Sold by all druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
"BUCHTPAIBA.''

Quick, complete cure all annoying Kidney, Bladder
and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Cardinal McCloskey, of New York, is
at present one of the lions at Newport,
N J.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
Blood F0isOning-An Alarming Dis


Half the people are suffering ana many die
from this fatal compllint. Diseases of the kid
neys and liver are tie principal cause. As a
cure we can only recommend German Hop Bit
tiers. Journal of Heath.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

trough On RATS
Clears out rats, mice reaches, flies, ants bedbugs,
skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Secretary Folger has returned TO
Washington.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07

Packer Collegiate Institute,
BROOKLYN Heighfs. NeN York

annual begins September IS, 1882
english course extends from the earliest elementary the high
est collegiate branches Best facilities Languages Painting
aud Decorative Art Classes in Criticism Of
French German and Drawing taught the younger de-
paTnents without extra charge. improved appara
tins for heating and ventilation introduced this The
Plumbing entirely renewed, and all Improvements adopted
which sanitary skill has suggested Boarding pupils
in the family of Miss E J. Smith, enjoy Superior advantages
in Music and French. For circulars Cenden
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-09-07
LYDIA e. paMKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
For all those Painful COnplaints and Weaknesses
so common to our bes female population.
A Madeline FOR Woman Iuvnptad hv n Woman

For all those Painful Complaints and Weaknesses
common to bes female population.
A Medicine for Woman. Invented by Woman.
Prepared r Woman.
The Greatest Medical Discovery Since the Dawn of History
ey-It revives the droophg spirits invigorates and
harmonizes the organic auctions, gives elasticity and
1rmness to the STEP resoes the natural ustre to the
eye and plants the pal check of woman the fresh
roses OF life's spring and erly summer time.
rs Physicians Use 1t and Prescribe Il Freely. <5fe
Itremoves faintness fatlency destroys all craving
for stimulant, and relevs weakness of the stomach
That feeling of bearingdown, causing pain, weight
and backache is always Permanently cured by its use
For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either ser
this Compounds unsurpassed.
LYDIA L. PINKHAN,s BLOOD PURIFIER
VIII eradicate every yeSuge of humorS from inc
Blood, and give tone and strength to the system, o.
man woman or child. Insist on having it.
Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared
at 2S3 and 235 Western Avenue Lynn Mass. Price Of
either, 81 Six bottles for So Sent by mail in the form
of pills, or of lozenges receipt of price 81 per box
for either. Mrs Pinkhamfreely all letters OF
inquiry. Enclose Set. stamp. Sendfor pamphlet.
No family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM'-
LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biiousness
and torpidity of the liver % cents per box.
HS-Sold by all Druggists. O
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