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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

FIFTY-EIGHT BUSHELS TO THE ACRE.-Mr.
Everitt e. Hughes, whose farm is near Lapidum,
raised this year, on five and ahalf acres of
ground, 3lG bushels of wheat, by weight, or
within fraction of SIS bushels to the acre. Mr.
Hughes says he measured the ground himself
and is satisfied of the correctness of his cacua-
ton as to its area. This is the largest yield of
wheat yet reported.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

THIS IN TO GIVE NOTICE-THAT THE
Il subscribers have obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters Testament
airy on the personal estate of
NATHAN r.. STOKES,
late of Hartford Co., deceased. All persons hav-
ing against said deceased are hereby notified
to exhibit the same, with the legal vouchers there
Of
On on before he 2lSt day Of august. 1883,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefit Of said estate. All persons indebted to
said estate are requested to make immediate pay
ment.
Given under our hands and seals, this 2lst day of
August, 1882
HANNAH NJ. STOK ES,
N. OSCAR STOKES,
aus Executors.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
On Thirty Days Trial.

Wewill send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts and other Electric Appliances on trial
Tor thirty days TO young men and older persons
VINO arc afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost Vi
tality, etc, guaranteeing speedy relief and COM
plete restoration Of vigor and manhood. Also
Tor rheumatism, Neuralgia, Paralysis, Liver and
Kidney difficulties, Ruptures, and many other
diseases. Illustrated pamphlet sent free. Adj
dress Voltac Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
DIED.

FULFORD.-on Friday, September /, at
Montalbo, near Bel Air, Md, ELIZABETH, in
FAINT daughter of Alexander NJ and Elizabeth
H. Fulford.
STREETT.-On Wednesday morning, August
Both, at her residence, Mill Green, Hartford coun-
ty, Mrs. MARGARET STREET., in the I'D year
of her age.
STOCKHAM.-At Creek Side Farm, near
Perryman, Hartford county, Md, on Tuesday,
September 4, 1882, CHARLES ST0CKHAM, in
the 10th year of his age.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
Two Tnirds of " Rattle cures.

Dr. X. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Sir-I
have been taking your "Favorite Prescription
for female weakness Before l had taken 1t
two days began to feel stronger. have taken
but two-thirds of n bottle and believe am cured.
Gratefully, MRS. ii. G. LOVETT, Watscka, Ill.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
RELIGIOUS NOTICES.

Quarterly meeting services for East Hartford
cial services. Aberdeen II A. NJ. Subject-"Ex-
ceeding anticipation" PcrrSman T.3O Z. M Sub
1ect-"The talents we use the talents we bury.
j. w. Steele, Pastor
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

MIR. CHARLES w. SToCKHAM died at his resi-.
dencc, Abbey Island Farm, second district,
Tuesday. The nterment was at Spesutia Church
graveyard, Thursday. The deceased was in the
10th year of his age. lie was a son of the late
Thomas Stockham, and served in the Union
army during the late war. lie was a good citi-
zen and was greatly esteemed by his ncighbors.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

When others are suffering, drop word of
kindness and sympathy. If they are suffering
from Cold. give them DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup;
few doses of this valuable remedy will afford in
slant relief and twenty-five cent bottle will
cure the worst Cough.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
NOrrisyille.

david A. Wiley has sold his farm of 81 acres
near Norrisyillc, to Jacob Musser, of York couu-
ty, for $1,000.
Joseph W. Butler began canning tomatoes
last Friday. David A. Edie also began to can
Monday.
Mrs. Mary +. Chase. the school teacher at this
place, is boarding at S. Il. Gilbert's hotel
-.IoSias Cathcart has commenced building Il
now dwelling house.
David w. Wiley killed an owl. last week. that
measured feet TX inches from tip to tip of its
wings. w
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
Choice Extracts From Druepists.

we know the value of malt, hops, quinint
Dark and asparagus composing Malt Bitters."
" Best kidney medicine on our shelves"
Our lady customers highly praise them"
physicians prescribe them in this town"
The largest bottle and best medicine"
Our best people take Malt Bitters'"
''Sure cure for chillS and liver disnascs {"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

My Wife Said I was Fool when brought
home a bottle of Parker Ginger Tonic. but
when 1t broke up my cough, drove away her ncuI-
ralgia and cured babys dyscntery, she thought
Ind made an excellent Investment.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

Sick and bilious headache, and all derange-
mcnts Of stomach and bowels, cured by DR..
Picrcc's "rcllets"-or anti-1ilious granules. p
cents II vial. No cheap boxes to allow waste of
virtues BY druggists.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

CHEAP BONE Dust have a large stock
~ of Bone Dust, which will sell cheaper than
pure Bone Dust can be had In the State elsewhere.
Damages from the flood being repaired, business
will go on as heretofore.
25au1m Z. M. ALLEN.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

TIE TowsoN GUARDS TOURNAMENT AND
BALL, at Towsontown August 3Oth, was well
attended. The charge to the knights was de-
livered by Mr.. Charles E. Fendall, of Towson-
town, and the coronation address by Mr.. G. w.
Richardson, of Hartford county, VIM. E. Pearce
crowned as Queen of Love and Beauty Miss Bel
lena Sparks; Daniel Jenifer, Jr., crowned Miss
Maggie Street,, daughter of s. Street,, first maid
of honor; Albert Pocock crowned Miss Julia
Jarrett, daughter of DR.. Jas. Ii. Jarrett, second
maid of honor, and Henry T. Quicker crowned
Miss Gertie HutchiIs, of Hartford county, third
maid of honor.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08
d EGISTRATION NOTICE.
SEPTEM BIER SITTING.

SEPTEM Der SITTING.
Notice is hereby given to the citizens of IIar-
ford county, that the September sitting of the
Officers of Registration, for the purpose of revs-
ing and completing their regstries of voters and
poll books, will begin on the Tuesday next after
the first Monday of September. 1882, and continue
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday Of
the same week, the same being the 9TH, 9th, nth,
18th and 9th days Of September; 1852, and also dur
Friday and Saturday of the ensuing week in Sep
TENDER, the same being the 18th. 18th, 14th, 18th
and 10th of September, 1882.
The respective Offices of Registration will be
kept open on each of said days above named be-
tween the hours Of O'Clock, A. NJ. and o clock,
apply for registration.
The places and days of sitting of the respective
Officers of Registration are as follows:
First Election District-Abingdon.
ATABINGDoN,
TUESDAY, 9TH, WEDNESDAY, 9th, THURS
DAY, 7th, FRIDAY, 8th, SATURDAY, 9th, and
TUESDAY, 18th, WEDNESDAY, 18th, TIL u RS
18th of September, 1882.
Second Election District--HalTs Cross
AT ABERDEEN,
TU rs .n9 All WEpYE Est, Sh TapRs
18th, TIL URsDAY, Nth of September, 1882.
EpIn,v oh s,rrrpnAv o., o,, pprn,y
'''l u'iu SAIL hDAi iolh OF september, lSS'.
Third Election District-Bei Air.
AT BEL AIR.
TUESDAY, 9TH, WEDNESDAY, 9th. THURS
RAY RAY; 5th, ERlDAYs 8th, SATu RDAY. 9th and
nav IGtb nf Santnnhnr 400 avn anu - y ~
''''' VI 'Sop'0l-Do'' -09F''
AT CnURCHVILLE.
r,,psr ~ ,,.,. ,o0,
lpEobA1 ESth Oh september, lSS2.
EAIIsToN
WEDNESDAY, 18th of September. 1892
Fourth Election District--Marshali.s
Az JARRETTSVILLE,
rtrrcn,v ~, urnNpcn,y c, ,,,,,,
i''h ana III uhsDAl Ath OF September, 1892.
AT UPPER X ROADS,
FRIDAY. 9Th and FRIDay 15,b NJ so,,to,o,o,
lSS "
al NohhlSNl lille,
SATURDAY, 9th and SATURDAY, 10th of Sep
TENDER, 1882
Fifth Election District-DubIin.
,r,-,,, -. L pN, -
~ EsDAl, 5th: MEDN ESDAY. 9th, THU RS
IA ,th ana III ESDaf l@th, w EDN ESDAG,
l3th OF september, lSS2.
,,, - Al SIEARNS.
RtIDAr, Sth and SAT 4, 9Th and THU
10th of September 1852.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

Throat, Bronchial and Lung Diseases
a speciality. Send two stamps for large treatise
giving SELF treatment. Address Worlds Disphn-
sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N Y
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1882-09-08

RELIGIOUS SERVICES were, held in Sylvan Re-
treat School House near Pylesville, Wednesday;
Thursday and Friday evenings Of this week, by
by ReysJ. B. Craighill, of Emmanuel Protest.
ant Eplscopal Church, Bel Air, and Rev. Charles
e. Buck, of Spesutia. VA u
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tanning
170 ACRES OF LAND, MORE OR LESS,
being the farm on which David A. Miller now re-
sides, and the same and all the Ian lis described in
q mortgage from David A. Miller and wife to Au-
gustus Waltham, dated on the 23d day of Octo-
Der, 1873, and recorded among the Land Records
of the Circuit Court for Hartford county, in Lber
A.; l.. j., No; 81; folio 3G5, &c.
This farm is about live miles from the Northern
Central Railroad, about half mile from Mat
thew Wiley's Mill, adjoins the lands of Wesley
Green, George Wiley and others, has on it
STONE DWELLING, Barn, Spring and Spring
House near the door, Orchard, &c, and the land
Is of good quality. There is water power on
this property said TO be valuable.
TERMS OF SALE.
The terms of sale as prescribed by the decree
be paid in cash on tho day of sale e-third in
six and the balance in twelve months thereafter,
the credit payments to be secured by notes of the
purchaser, bearing interest from day of sale, with
surety approved by the trustee.
HENRY ID. FARNANDIS, Trustee.
j. S. Richardson, Auctonecr. sepS
EXAMINERs' NOTICE.-The undersigned
IL Examiners, appointed by the County Com
missioners of Hartford county to locate a public
road in the Fourth District, beginning on the
public road leading from High Point to Cooptown,
at point known as SANDY Bottom" and run
Christian Young, keziah Robinson, (colored,) or
Jacob Gross, Mrs. Emma Renshaw, Nicholas
Greenland and others, until it ntersects the pub
ant Valley Mills" hereby give notice that they
will meet on the ground, on
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 90, 1882,
At 10 o clock, A. NJ, for the purpose above dcsg-
mated. GEO. A. CAIRNES,
JAS. II. GALLEY,
THOS. L. CATHCART,
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rrt'5VtN-iI1 t rNJI I'M To W 1T
Two Horses, Hoifers, ! Bull, Shoats, two
horse Spring Wagon, two-horse Road Wagon
two-horse Hay Wagon, l small Spring Wagon,
Grain Drill. Horse Rake, combined Reaper and
Mower, l Grain Fan, Corn Shelter Saddle
Oliver Chilled Plow, Harrow, lot of Cultivators,
Plows, Wheelbarrow, Wood Saw. 20 Sheep, pure
Southdown Ram, Lambs, Grain Cradle, Forks,
Shoyels, Hay by the ton and Potatoes by the
bushel,. Mattocks, Maui and Wedges, Picks and
other Farming Utensils Also Sewing Machine,
lot of Bedstaads Tables, Sexton Fireplace Coal
Stove, Cook Stoves one of them q No. o VIM.
Penn, 3 Alright Parlor Stoves together with
many other articles not necessary to mention.
TERMS OF SALE.
All sums of ten dollars and under cash; on
sums oyer that amount credit of nine months
will be given. purchasers to give their notes. bear
ing interest from day of sale, with approved Sc
curity, and payable at the Hartford National
Bank of Bel Air. All Cash accounts 10 be paid
for before goods are removed.
WIN. II. w ATSON.
j. s. Richardson, Auctionccr. scpS
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
Closing Meeting.

A river captain the Mississippi,
one day, as he wSerenely steam~
ing down the riN ran his bow
aground on a sho The best way
toget it off, he thoht, was to swear;
but when he toupthat did no good
he adopted a neMlan. Quickly ne
announced that heould hold a good
old Methodist reyil on the steamer.
Thepeople Oh shQJtold their friends
of his conversioA, aud multitudes
came to hear his hortations. AS
they came on bod, he said, Go
aft, go att" and Yen they had all
cougregated up9fle stern, the bow
rose, and the karr was released.
Then. taking ii club, he ran ait,
and shouling," Prser meetings out,
darn ye; git ashor quicker'n lignt~
niD," he drove the all off.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
Easy to Find Fault.

1t is the easiest thing in the world
to find fault. 1t is easy to say that
nobody is honest. 1t is easy to say
that the church is to blame for it. 1t
Iseasy to say that the church would be
all right if the minister would preach
and do what he ought. But it isn't
easy to look on the best side, to see
that there are hundreds OF faithful
preachers, thousands OF honest sim
cere men and women, countless acts
of justice, charity, and humanity,
which outweigh all the grumbling of
allthe grumblers, SO that it is really
only the fuest dust in the balance.
let us be fair and cheerful. The
world is not all wrong. Everybody
isn't a rascal. Our neighbors are
not trying to cheat us. The church
is doing a good work for the world,
and even the GROWERS are not half
so disagreeable as they seem.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
A ''Rheumatiz" Remedy.

The other day, says the Little
Rock Gazette, DIR. Washington, a
colored man was arraigned before I
justice o. the peace, charged with
something like malmedical practice.
He had given u colored man dose
of medicine, and the colored man
didn't live but one hour atterward.
The justice was a colored man,
and probably knew as much about
law as the doctor did about medicine.
When the doctor had been arraigned
the justice asked:
'Doctor Washington, how long
has you been practicin' OBJ medicine?
"Sence de wah, sab "
"What books on de flick an de
human reconstruction did you
study"
"Oh. l stOdud 'nat- Cornstalk's
plosophy 'mong the humber. Now
jedge, let me ak you one pint. What
books on de law did you study?"
'Ise heah, prisoner afore de bar
ter try this case, and not Ter stan q
a zamination. Comm down from de
law language to plain niger an
mule, what the h--ll made you Kill
that man? 'Splain yourself, san, OF
I'll put the clamps Of my 'thority OF
ger"
"Ef dar's a man in dis country
what can 'splain hisselt, Use de man,
said the doctor, arising "Some lew
days ago, l vented q new medicine
from roots dug outer de groun'. Hi
struck me dat de medicine would
cure de rheumatic, an when l went
ter see de man what is dead now
concluded to 'sperimentson him. N c
medicine amt no count till you 'sper
iment wild hit. All medical 'ventions
has ter be proved. When Bright
vented ter kidney diseases, he didn't
know hit would work till he tried hit
figured hit up les dis way. Says
ter myself, ct dis medicine cures dis
man hits good; bpt ef. nit kills hin
hit won't DO to tamper wild or let Ii,
aroun' loose 'mong chilun. Well,
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
Reasons Why, and Why Not.

From the Detroit Free Press.
Brother Gardiner stated, at the
Lime Kiln Club, that he was in receipt
OF the following queries, propounded
by the Concord School of Philosophy:
"Why do not cows sit down to rest
the same as dogs? Why does dog
turn reu9d q few times s bet9ge he l lies
TIE ground hind end first, a horse
fore end first? Why does squirrel
come down tree head first and a
cat tail first? Why does mule kick
with it's hind foot, and a sheep with
its tore foot %
"Natrr' has her own ways, an her
ways am k'rect," replied the old man
as he laid the letter aside. 81 once lost
a weeks sleep tryin' TO fin out why
cats didn't sit on nest fo'teen days,
same as ahen, to bring 10th dar young,
an l finally arrove to the conclushun
to tackle sunthin' easy. De boss an
de ass, de dog an de cat war all made
fur 'sartin reasons an to fill sartin
spheres. Natur' didn't intend the
de boss to climb trees nor the cat to
pull street kyars, an the less we keer
to know why she didn't do so the
better it will be for our headache"
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
jamaica Rum Eom Old Shoes.

Speaking of tie idustry statistics,
says New Yofk liter, reminds me
that several cuti6u businesses have
been discoveredsbyhe census depu-
ties, of which no nv spaper has Civ
en- an account. Tb superintendent
of the Brooklyn casus was much
puzzled, some WEES ago, upon dis
covering that tbed was some use
made OF old shoe, which was not
known to any OF lis deputies i'll his
employ, and could MT be discovered.
II was found that I'D shoes were
collected in large Quantities by rags
pickers and junkmeD, and sold to
certain mysterious PRISONS, for what
purpose none could divine. 1t was
well known that Russian blue is
made of old leather, but persons en-
gagged in that business were per-
tectly willing toSrhae their works
inspected. Atterkach inquiry and
' =, " sHs found 81 :, ! :,
ola SnoeS were taiade into Jamaica
rum. When they came from the rag
pickers the good pieces were cut on
and sold to small coblers for patch
ing purposes; the rest was distilled
with spirits, colored with burnt sugar
and sold as Jamaica rum.
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the whole world with, and yet inever
hav;bin able to run miself As hours
without crate risk ov kollideing with
sumthing.
never dun a cunning thing yet
but what was ashamed ov it when
got thru.
A jest IL often mistaken for humor,
and often wit, but thare il as mulch
difference as between the hole in a
tin whissell and the tune that Gums
out ov it.
l was the foot ball ov most men and
most things for thirty years ov my
lite, then one day l set down and sed
If emmy man ever beats me agin,
he has got to be meaner than am !;
i am proud to say that i have been
doing good fair paying bizzness
ever since.
envy the man who kan talk 365
days in year on one subjekt, and
think he IL original and interesting
all the time but don't want to be
sun in law ov one ov theze kind ov
people.
The most melancholy of all krit>
ters il bob>iailed peakok. Thare
IL lots ov people in this world whom
the luv ov fame and the failure to
get it haz LETT in the same kind OF
fix.
had rather undertake to make
two average pedigrees for miself than
10 watch one that had from a ded
grandfather, and keep it in decent
repair.
Young man, the citizens ov the
world are watching va, not so mulch
to see yu reach the top ov the lad~
der, az to see you fall off, and per>
haps sprain we ankle.
1t il eazy ehuff to get along with
our enemys, to manage friend res
quires mulch pashunce and skill.
There are more people kross-eyed
in the tongue, than in the eyes they
tolk one way, while they are thinking
the other.
The diamond will outlast the sets
ting, and bright BRAIN will wear
outstwo set ov leggs.
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THE FLORID

in the meal there no cat there. I
advise a man "a ep none of his af>
fairs from his N Many a home
as been saved eemany fortune
retrieved by his confidence in
his wife Womas far more seer
andra prophet IN man, if she be
given fair char. AS a general
rule the wives eide the minutest
of their plans a. thought to their
husbands. Wby,t reciprocate, if
but for the plesr of meeting con-
fidence with cohence The men
who succeed bein lite are those
who make confdts of their wives.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
kitty OF COLRAINE.

As beautiful Kitty one morning was tripping
With pitcher of milk from the fair of Col
raine,
When she saw me she stumbled, the pitcher it
tumbled,
And all the sweet buttermilll watered the
plain:
OH What shall do now; it was looking ct
you now
OH where shall 1 get such pitcher again.
Och BaIny McClary, it was the pride of my
dairy;
Oh such pitcher was ne'er in Colraine.
1 sat down beside her and gently did chide
her,
That such misfortune should give so much
pain.
A kiss then gave her, and before did leave
her,
She swore for such pleasure she would break
it again.
1t was haymaking season, can't tell the
reason,
But misfortunes will not happen single tits
plain,
For very soon after poor Kitty's disaster,
The divil pitcher was whole in Colraine.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
AGRICULTURIST.

gin him de medicine, and about an
hour afterward he was dead. no"
would knowed dat de medicine
wasn't fifteen for use eft had't tired
it? Don't yer see de geography 90
nv argement? Science must De
'vanced yer know"
Oats a fack," said the justice
after musing a while. ode pint are
we'll sustained. Mr.. Constable, turn
dis man loose, and caution him not
to went any noah medicine IN my
township.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
WOman's Wit.

A woman's advice is generally
worth having; so, if you are in any
trouble, tell your mother or your
wife, or your sister all about it. Be
assured light will flash upon your
darkness. Women are too commons
ly judged verdant in all but purely
womanish affairs. No philosophical
students of the sex thus judge them.
Their intuitions or insighls are most
subtle and if they cannot see a cat
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1882-01-18
Josh Billings Philosophy.

The philosophy ov the monkey
will outlast the philosophy ov the
sage ; if Solomon was on earth to-day
and wouldn't put on the cap and
bells, he couldn't git twenty dollars
a week for writing proverbs.
1t takes a very smart man to be a
successful phool.
Whisky il responsibel for some
patriotism, mulch poetry, and more
pauperism.
Man IL kritter ov isabits, and hiz
glory IL, that he controls them-and
hiz disgrace IL, that they Coz, 'trol nm
have written apparent pl 2lloso,
ply enuR in the last Is years 10 run