The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-27

The cnuyHsH uf candidates Ia gottiul
mp to about 2lO .uuuds pressure 10 til,
square inch and culurcd man ON the
safety valve. \ free irld,caudulntcs b,
he dozen Il the approach OF the dag
OF election are beginning to work like
hop yeas m bottle beer or rarbonic
acid ~ Missouri cider burrcl. We
want IN this connection 10 correct a
! popular error The caudIiatcis portrayed
| M n ruarluE lyon, seeking whom he may
dcvour aud the voter Tia miserable
victim ofhnul shaking and bowng. This
i- all wrong, III ~ { II, 1t tx night Ia the
contrary Notwithstanding. 1t is the
candidate who Is thoVctim, and hr vu
ter the crafty designing fellow who We
tlmlzue the poor candidate II ~ usu.
ally customary 10 max iun NJ the cHud.
date and pet the voter. but iuhic
sen Uncut On TINS respect tx ali colup4.
ed aud howugplrd. II il the u,hdnte
who IL To be pitlrd. Who is It hut the
voter who promises the uur candidate
solemnly and ear cstly To- vote FOR him,
and TIA When election day cumcs
snoHks up to the ballot box and with
| ti"ndish mallguty votes FOR the other
! I How II ls the voter who takes thni
| unsuspectlng candidate, who IL modest.
" presenting hi claims, and asking
ms suffrage, aside and getting HIM
INTO corner and putting
his arm about him, cheers HIM
~ aud encourages lin, dot is all right,
mien trent shust you goes ahead | .
vote, mt you, and, mleu good trent
Shake Opper hclmcr aid all de poys m
mien word NiN vote init you," and thus ho
raises false hopes aud expectations in
the minds of the innocent candidates.
ana the I, O. asks him out to take some
thing and the irudish voter takes IT and
IL READY Tor the next poor candidate who
comes along. Or GINNING voter way.
lays nm ON the corner and takes him
hSlue INTO an alley, or among a lot ~
'hrreh ana, with umnuus mods, and IA
solemn tones tells & e childhkc candi.
date how Schlnmmerhummer, his rival
is Nhnoping 1t mp among the boys u the
SHOP nut how hc has gor the boys ON a
Nrlng and Will make It all right him
hhu the C. c. frightened at first aud then
te'hsHuted ID! tue cunning va cr's prom.
Use to fix 1t, shakes INN heartily hv the
nHuu ana mufmuring his gratitude aud
ASKS Inn NJ To the mauger aud bids the
a--keepcr set them out. Or that schem-
ing, designing voter, when ArproHcbel
Listens to the humble letition and the
modest pre,entatlun ot his claims with
apathy, aud hen begins to listen with
attention, and then pr tends he never
Knew such aud such things before. mud
II such Is 20 he feels no hesitation in AS
surlng him that his vote will 20 accord.
ing TO IN conviction, and G.. aud q. and
the guileless candidate iUl into Il. tran
aud N perfectly wild with delight 10
think he hu, secured an influential vol.
That was lust about to go Tor the other
fellow, and in his iunoc. Mt delight be
timldly asks the designing voter il he
ever imblbes' aud II he will joiu him.
iou bet he will. After u day like TINT
way lald, bepromised aud sometimes n
! title befnddled,thec candidate goes home
at night huggl.g himself and brnggi .
that he If Just laying the other fellows
ont And the misery of II il that nil tbn
poor candidates get such glowing en-
conragement from the crafty, wicked
voters each one Is tetotslly md morally