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The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
Funnygraphs.

"We'll shake once more for the quinine," as the aguc said to the victim.
 A physician says alcohol has kill ed more people than yellow fever. Well, doctor, more people have taken it.-Boston Post.
 A man never looks 80 like a red handed villain as when he is told by tue photographer to Hook pleasant" " -Hartford Times.
 "Who shall decide when doctors dissgreeY We don't know who should, but we know that the under taker generally does.-Puck.
 Young man don't marry "gllded butterfly" Marry a good looking girl. The butter will fly fast enough when you get to housekeeping.
 In refusing to purchase his wife q $4 bamboo easel, the wretch ofa hus- band accused the partner of his bosom of trying to bambooeasel him. Lowell Courier.
 Silent persuaders: Beggar-"Y ou will not refuse few pennies to a discharged tunnel laborer? l have nothing left in my pocket beside few dynamite cartridges"
 My Charley is growing Q perfect love of a moustache," |" said one school girl to another; 'I can see it real plain" "So you ought dear, it is frequently right under your nose."
 An exchange says Jesse James died poor That was his own fault. He ran through great deal of prop erty, mostly land, during his life. He ran through some of it very rap idly, too.-Tcxas Siftings.
 A recent competent authority says a chicken ought to be boiled ione hour for each year of it's life. This accounts for the landlady getting up before daylight when she has chick en for dinner-New Haven Regis ter.
 "Yes, sir" said Brown, "if there IS one thing more than another that am proud Of, It is that, that l al ways keep my word" "Very true" replied Fogg; but did you ever know anybody who would take itF
 Switzerland has found an old canoe ] 4,O0O feet above the level of the sea, and sayants sit around with open eyes and wonder over it, Couldn't t the owner have backed it up there for pig trough?-Detroit Free Press.
 A Boston journalist says kiss for each falling star is the lovers rule. This may do Tn Boston, where 1t takes some time to remove eye glasses; but it won't do in Phlladel phia. The falling stars are too few and far between.
 "The fact is" said the seedy tramp, q have heard so much about the troubles in the labor market that l am heartily sick of the whole busl- ness, and I made up my mind long ago that l would never have any thing to do with labor
 A New York actress whe plays Olivettc kicks one of her dainty slippers into the audience every night, and Chicago actress hearing of it, was SO tickled with it that she tried it. Three men were mashed.- Philadelphia Times.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13

The Little Rock & Ft Smith Railway is now offering for sale in tracts to suit purchasers, the whole of their magnificent
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
Good Intelligence

The valuable preparations of the eel ebrated pr. Acker, so favorably known throughout Europe, have lately been among our people. Dr. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets win be hail. ed with joy by all who are distressed with disorders of the stomach and liy- CT, for, which they are sure prevent i've and cure. They are very pleasant, and sold in elegant boxes at D and 90 cents, by John W. Turner & Co.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
MILD, HEALTHY CLIMATE,

and in a new country which is rapidly devel- oping, and offers many advantages.
 To those who have improvements on Rail- road lands, I would say, no time should be lost in coming forward and entering into contract for the same. My instructions are sell AN and all Lands, and delay in making application may entail loss upon you. 1 am prepared to give full information in regard to any of these lands in Pope County. Come early and exam inc my plat and list of prices and secure a cheap farm. JAMES POTTS,
 Agent Russellville, Ark.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13

Be sure to Buy your Tickets over the N. c. s&c St. IT.. --E7g. " ay
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
THE DEMOCRAT
THE MUSE.


 Song. Go hold white roses to thy cheek. And twine them in thy hair; Go gaze into their hearts and seek The message hidden there; And when they softly, sweetly tell
 Their secrets, pray thee listen well And dream 'tis 1 who speaks. Go wander where, low murmuring, The brooklet glides anear, And trembling willows droop and cling With pended heads to hear; And when the streamlet ripping by,
 Repeats it's wooing melody. Oh, dream 'tis l who sing! Sweet heart, as fadeless perfumes throng From roses long since crushed. And as the brooklet's tender song Is never, never hushed, So will my heart keep, day and night,
 Its peerless love forever bright, Through sorrow and through wrong.
 Samuel Minturn Peck.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
ThY0 U q h Sle 0 D CTS!

The inexperienced Traveller need not sJ amiss: few changes arc necessary, aH', such as are umaNnIlahle arc madc in Union lI.Hnte.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
SECURE A HOME !! :! LANDS!
 LANDS!!
 LANDS!!!

The undersigned agent for the fine grant of lands made t0 the Little Rock S Ft. smith Ky, now offers for sale and and all the Railroad iands lying in Pope County. These lands Giii . brace some very fine tracts including RIVER BOTTOM, PRAIRIE and UPLANDs, and an easy opportunity is here offered of securing q cheap farm on caty terms. Correspondence so- lieitnd from those seeking homes ln
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13

'We'll shake once more for the quinine," as the aguc said to the victim.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
Tax Assessors Notice

Notice is hereby given that Twill attend each township in Pope c., Ark, for the purpose of assessing the personal property for the year 1882, and the per capita tax of such as are lia- ble to pay tho same, at the following times and places, tO-wit:
 Fords, Fri and Sat. June 23d and 24th. Lee tp. at precinct, Mon. x Tues. June % p. Galla Rock tp. at Gala Rock, Wed. June 2Sth at Bells Chapel, Thursday, June goth. Holly Bend tp. at precinct, Fri Sat July X 7 Wilson tp. at Atkins, Mon, Tues,, We'd, and Thurs. July 3, 1, . and 6. Gumlog tp. at precinct, Friday July 7th. Galla Creek township, at Potts station, Sat urday and Monday, July Sth and 10th Valley tp., precinct, Tues & Wed. July Il < I2 Moreland tp, at Caglesville, Thursday July IS. Illinois tp, at Russellyille, Fri Sat. Mon. and Tues. July II, 15, t7 and IS. Dover township at Dover, Wed. Thurs and Fri, July 18th, 20th and 2ist.
 All persons are requested to meet me at one of the above named places,
 A. k. ROBINSON, Assessor
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13

An exchange says Jesse James died poor. That was his own fault. He ran through a great deal of prop erty, mostly land, during his life He ran through some of it very rap idly, too.-Texas Siftings.
The Russellville Democrat., 1882-07-13
Nashville, Chattanooga s ss Louis Ry,

, MAXIMUM of Speed, Safety, Comfort and Sat
 faction at the MINIMUM Of Expense, Anxiety, Bother and
 Fatigue.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26
STREET SlrTINGs.
( YOUR rrocers for pelmonico flour.


Ask your grocers for Delmonico -four.
Cheap millinery at NJ. Rosenthal 4 Co.'S.
The Parlor keeps elegant lunch day and
night.
NJ, Rosenthal 4 Co. are selling goods for
u song.
Elegant said stranger; "whore did
II come from ?" "The Office of course
was The reply.
Parties wanting n nice, quiet game o
billiards. patronize the Glen Lea saloon,
opposite the HERALD office.
Orr sells all styles of Concord side-spring
buggies. Send for his illustrated catalogue
and price-list.
Splendid imported soda water and ginger
ale ut 10 cents u drink ut The Office. Don't
fail to call Tor 1t,
The best lunch in the city, from 10 a. M
to II III. every day, at Georges Place. Try
IL once and YOU will 30 again.
Cool Milwaukee, Anheuser ana Lemp's
beer kept always on tap, fresh and toaming
at the Wichita saloon.
The finest liquors and cigars In the city
can always be found at the Glen Lea saloon,
opposite the HERALD office.
Tendency to weakness and premature de-
cay are prevented by the use of Lcmp's
extra export Bottled Beer.
lcebergs2 Nowhere Just try some OF
those cooling Metford Rum Punches at the
parlor u new catch altogether, and deli
cious.
Wines, liquors, cigars and the coolest
beer, billiard tables and polite attention.
can always be found ut the Glen Lea,
saloon, opposite the HERALD office.
The veteran Snowman, W. G. Coup,
while In Dallas had occasion to buy CON
siderable amount of liquors. He was in.
duced to purchase them at The Office
and pronounced them the finest no had
found in the whole west. This is fact.
Crushed feec.-oats, corn and barley
crushed is economical, hcalthiul and better
Tor horses and cows than whole grain.
Corn meal, Graham -four, hominy and grits
manufactured NJ Felton's corn-mill, Pat
terson avenue.
Twenty-Five dollars reward will be given
TO any one who ever drank glass Of stall,
or warm beer at Apollo hall. The reason
this offer Is made is because Anheuser beef
Is always sold there, which comes through
to this city cold, fresh and parking. Dom
you forget II.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26

l.. H. Curtis, jeweler, corner Main and
Poydras streets. Repairing tine watches u
speciality.
An elegant new stock of ladies and chill
drens' bracelets wire and spring bracelets,
bangle bracelets,
American, English and Swiss watches,
diamonds, fine gold jcwelry, fine assert.
ment Of gents gold chains, fob chains and
charms, all new styles.
Seth Thomas and New Haven clocks, all
new styles, walnut clocks, alarm clocks,
from ~ up, at corner Main and Poydras
streets.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26
PERSONAL

Frank I.ytle, letter carrier No. 8, is sick
with the fever.
Mr.. Max Miller, q prominent citizen OF
WaxahAchie, was In the city yesterday
MI, A Warner. Of st Louis, Is u guest
of tho Windsor hotel, and paid our sane
tum q pleasant visit.
NV. Sandford, Atraveling representative
Of q ~. Louis house, paid the HERALD
pleasant call yesterday. tA
Colonel N. T. Turner, manager for Texas
cfthe American Relriserator transit conn
pany, was In the city yesterday,
Mr.. George 7. Bondies, q leading cotton
buyer OF Galveston, honorcd us with a
visit yesterday, and much Information in
his line.
Mr.. ]. @. Cullens, Of Galveston, was In
the city yesterday, en- route 70 ~, Louis,
And tho HERALp has TO thank him for a
\ courteous call.
Min Hattie Clisby. a beautiful young
w. al Lebanon, Collin county, who has
~ 9ssviuiting Miss Kate Huffman, returned
Sntysstefday morning.
o. halfas the day yesterday, the HxnALp
one houored With visits from several
A WsS,n,aex, citirens and Whiting guests
has been a,rs always most welcome
samc priccs, Auv----sss-..
mailing tSs Sushins Fruit
week tmce JAnuAAs, Of color, while prone
s. sssr'sesy "a ua,rsst yesterday morn.
voclS lSai Il ruling .snyvs cpt Of luscIouu
-. eoo4ls4 lesnd g e<Nsuu ~ Ma.
. n ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ y. :. ,ss.-. 49,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26
They will do II,

They will do II.
Men In all ayes and climes nave indulaed
more or less in stimulating beverages, and
they will continue TO even unto the end OF
the world, and as long as they take "a wee
DROP II should be purs. In this later day
men hunt for the genuine article and this
accounts for the liberal patronage bestowed
upon the Board oil Trade saloon which
Messrs. ruriy & Randell have made IN.
mous by keeping none but tho very best Of
wines, liquors and beer, manipulated By
accommodating and polite assistants, who
are thoroughly versed mixologists.
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oxroup 'Nrn, August lO, lS7p,-cARTER MIDI

oxropp 'NEu, August lG. iS7o,-cARTER MIDI
CINE COMPANY: ~ n,,o
GrNrLfMEN,-Pl Please send me hve
walls of Carter's Liver fii's ny
return mail; enclosed please nnu one uTiiNf,
take pleasure In recommending your L'.cl
Pills to my neighbors, ana woui9 IVY " .ne
people in general that carter 8 Ll,.,v m,Ir,
nsc and / dare say cannot be equaled,
| have been using them for. some time,
and / find that they arc entirely curing me
of dyspepsia, and that is more than ! can
say of any other medicine ! have ever used
Respectfully yours, MRs. IL, MARTIN;
Tho Carter medicines for sale by WI
INN luliyer 4 Walker, Dallas, Texas
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a New hrA.
The true secret of happiness Is perfect
health, which enables the individual so en-
Joy life, aud attain competency and con-
tentment. The martyr to dyspepsia, in
continual misery, is without hope in the
pursuit ofbusiness or pleasure, and realizes
that existence yields only failure. But q
new era has come, and good health is as
sured, with positive relief from the ills of
indigestion and torpid liver, by the use of
DR.. Acders Dyspepsia Tablets. They are
very nice, try them. Only % and 80 cents,
in handsome boxes. For sale by w. II.
Patterson Il Cy., the Peachstone Liniment
men.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26

The iayorite sample room and billiard
hall over which there presides the well
known and ailablo Chris. Rintleman, which
is situated in the goodly city of FortWorth,
continues to grow In favor with the general
and especially the travelling public, simply
because he offers none but the best and
purcst brands of liquors, wines and cigars,
and he and his associates are ever polite
and attentive to customers. When you go
o the Fort don't fail to look Tor his place
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III III II II Ill 5

phy street, and right then and there he lost
sight of the commandment, Thou shai,
not s,cal.n Like old mother Eve, tne ,tuit
WINS too much for him, and grabbing po.n
hands full, he started up the street nNc Nv
was going for a doctor, but po, as nW
took him in before he got many Nnias T Sai
awaiting his terrestrial day Of Judgment.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26

The Rendrcbrook house, Colorado Tex
as, has thrown open Its doors to the travel.
ing public. To commercial men, special
inducements In the way of large and COM
modious sample.rooms, elegant sleeping
apartments, and cuisine uneQualled are
offered. MIR. Stratton, the polite and At.
tentiye manager, understands the wants ol
the boys, and Is giving them the hest ac'
TO be had In northwest
Texas. Stop with him.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26

Excursion tickets TO Atlanta ana Chatta
nooga are again ON sale via the Memphis 4
Charleston railroad, For price OF tick.
cts, maps and guide-books, and other In
formation .onccrning the route, address
L, X, Ro0ggs,
Gener nj Western Agent, Dallas, Texas,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-08-26

Spectators In Euurct
Parties throughout North.Texas W no dea
in futures, either cotton or grain, will save
time and money by sending their orders
direct to Texas Cotton and Grain Exchange,
Dallas This exchange is chartered and
backed by ample capital, and handled by
men well known. A daily report of the
will apply for them. Send for circulars
relative to margins and manner of operat.
ing, and you will see at glance the many
advantages you have as against sending
your orders to New York, New Or
leans or Chicago. Address all communi.
cations to A. J. WHEELocK,
Manager
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Ladies' Wishing ,,,..,
to order from New York millinery inules
suits and garments, silks, satins, mhcy
goods. ladies' wear or bridal out 1T, can
address mo at 2l8 East broadway, New
York. All orders will receive prompt and
careful attention until September 10Th,
when 1 will return with y magnitcenl
stock. Respectfully yours, -
MRs, II. BAuMAN,
GAG East Broadway, New York.
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Aatoinc's Restaurant

NhtoIhcb NcstNWrNhI
formerly Crozier's, Is now fitted up In ele'
giant stylc. There il not delicacy the
market affords but can DO had at this res
taurant. Gentlemen with their lady
friends can call, under the null assurance
that no objectionable character willbc pres
ent. Fresh oysters and fish In season,
The best people Of Dallas are Invited TO call,
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Those old Santa Cruz Rum Punches at
the Parlor are still The rage and beat q
norther In breaking the monotony u sum.
mer heat.
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by, by shs GLOBE steam cofiss ansSISs.pics
assd. ospssa Abead yussa9lo,. y
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Great slaughter

70 close out our spring aud summer goods
q the Ladies' New Bazaar, al Bauman's.
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Z Z aEEEE Z Z - EEEE

Many wait for it get SUMMER CLOTHING cheap, and
well rewarded for the waiting This is Clearing Sale made at
the proper me when through trying make money
Summer Goods and having further for them of
profit, willing to them into
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07

And he says the old crone. of whom !
told you, was dying and she told him the
story she had told me, and bemoaned. for
the look she said she saw on my face had
haunted her ever since, and she meant to
tell me it was a lie the next day. and
was gone. And he loves me- said Kate
timidly, land love him. and he's coming
tonight"
Sallie's heart was full, and she threw
her houry arms round Kate's neck and
kissed her.
'I'm SO glad" she said. but think
it's kinder dreadful. seeing he's widow.
er ?''-Cottage Hearth.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07

KENNEBEC COUNTY-I In Probate Court,a neg sss O.
Augusta. on the first Monday Of Sepfember, Ind snl
NYRUS l.. OWEN, Executor of the last wiz WIZ ~ il
~ testament of David owen late OF Monmou,ns y, y.
SAID county, deceased. having presented his nf's
count AS Executor of said will for allowance. .p,ss
ORDERED, That notice thereof be given sen Ssr-
weeks successfully prior to the fourth Monday "
tember Inst, in the kennebec JournaI, ,..
newspaper printed In Augusta, that all person. II
teresfed may attend at Probate Court then u, he M
held at Augusta, and show cause, If any, why -
same should not be allowed.
EMERY O. BEAN, Judees.p
est-HowARD OWEN. REGISTER. ~
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07

AENNEBECCOUNTY Probate Court held MT
1aeasfa' augusta 0" the fourth Monday Of September,
n H. MOODY. Administrator on the s.,.,. %,
- Dennis Guilfoil, late OF Pitfston in said
county, deceased. having presented his second &C.
OF administration Of said estate for allowance
excessively prior to the fourth Monday of October
next, IN the kennebec Journal, q newspaper
may attend at . Probate Court then to be held
= = Angssta, and show c1use, II any, why the same
Attest: HOwARp OWEH. Resistsr' sw31s
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07

Throw Physie 20 the Dogs. I'll None Of
IT,
We do not feel like blaming Macbeth for
this expression of disgust Even nowadays
most OF the catharfcs are great repaisive
pills, enough TO turn ones stomach" Had
Marbeth ever taken DIR. Pieree's ''Purga'ive
Pellets he would not have uttered those
words of contempt. By druggists.
oct3+&wlw4p
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07
NOTICE

ls hereby given that the City Ordinance in regard
20 fast driving in the streets of Augusta Vii? -
ngidly enforced from and after this dsfe Safef, to
life and limb compels me to this course, a. it -
become common nuisance.
By order Of the Mayor.
Q: q: WHlTR O1 AasuAM
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07

hENNEBEC COCNTT-In Probate Court held n,
1ngustd, on re lgurth Monday Of Augusf 1852
N lHE PETITION Of Naomi y. REYNOLDS and
" mos G Nelson, u part of the heirs, living in
ainerent States, of Oscar NJ. Nelson, late of Wins
i9w dt ceased leaving real estate undevised namely
thereon, the owners OF which cannot disnos. -
tneir separate interests without loss that the Admin
lsIaior be authorized to sell and convey the same
ana distribute the proceeds amongst the heir.. az
cordlnk 10 tn. II respective rights therein:
OEDEkED, That notice thereof be given three
weeks successfully prior to the fourth Monday ot
september next. in the Kennebec Journal. 2 news
paper printed in Augusta that ali persons interesed
may attend ut Court of Probate then to be held
~ ~ augusta and show cause, If any, why the prayer
OF said petition should not be granted f-'e
EMERY o. BEAN, judge.
A'test' HOWARD OWEN. Register. 3w3Gs
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07
Road Notice.

FTNHE undersigned, a committee appointed py ynt ut
l. Supreme Judicial Cour at term OF ,aia e. eouai a
holden at Boulton, within and for the Coupy n n
Aroostook on the last Tuesday Of February a. ,bs
1882, upon the appeal Of the inhabitants Cnty o. n,
town Of ernyrna from the decision of the IousaI sI
Commissioners of said county, In ing onI ne he
lowing described way, TO wit: Commencing ,,ns on @
Smyrna road near 10 where the road iui'".d iu.d
through TIE town of Ludlow connects Win 'ne ~ .ss
Smyrna road; thence in westerly direction oy y,te
most practicable route, to connect with ihe snn.s
road In Oakfield Plantation, near the d"elllhg h
Of James 1imony; thence on the State ROAD 'Ios s.
the Ridge settlement, called TO the EAST ,n.s o,a
OF the Mattawamkeag river near the dwelling she
of Moses Barfows; thence by the most prheL,ea,b IN
route running in westerly direction TO connt1tr ri.
the road running from smyrna Mills TO Island nrsr
near the dwelling house Of William Grant IN Dj js,
Brook Plantation (No 5, Range ~ hereby Issioa sm
notice, in accordance with the provisions OF .bst
Of chapter l07 of the Public Laws OF leIsi nav @
they win meet at the dwelling house OF Moses ~
End, In said smyrna, on Monday, October 1sd, h..,
leS2, at O'Clock, a. NJ, for the purpose oi psrd nd
ing all the parties interested In said way, aid
afer hearing said parties they will proceed on
dav to view said route and take such further se''"
In the premises as they judge proper.
ISAAC BoWKEh'
b. H. PUTNAM,
J. +. DYER.
HoULrON, August sth. 1889. n"M
Daily Kennebec journal., 1882-10-07
STATE OF MAINE.

KENNEBEC, $50 the Sherifs of our respectir
Counties, or either Of their Deputies,