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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16
XLyIIru CONGRESSES SESSION.
prcIuAR REfoRr 0F PROCEEDINGs.

REGULAR REPORT or PROCEEDINGS
nvp,ry N TUE SENATE on TIE MED or LEVEL
SYSTEM on The MISSISSIPPI RIvEn-rhE CHI
MISE BILL IN HE HOUSE soon
SENATE WASHINGTON. Wednesday, March To- -,
On the opening of the Senate 'o-uay 80
WAS introduced by Mr.. BAYARD tDen'1 D.i' -
mote Justice in the Army and Navy ny -
Advocates from courts martial during oonsilei'oA VI
findings. so,a,o to,l mn tho
Senate bill appropriatns $4,000 fnr > ~,
umn to commemorate the Batte Oh " -. =,
20 lie exncnded by the Monmouth ha'" N79 -,
- -, en- erecting and completing the monument
Nv ,bot NJ least 500 900 shall be raised ny
IN Sssocistion in addition 20 the amount
and that the design for the eds s pTeyhed d.
Sctinc that the appropriation shall not De Naa h
,,ntii contract be made 10 complete Ihe "OiA WIN"
ne suns suecifed The hill was passed -, a., $50
LA A. LAO n m the Tariff Commission hin INC unhh
- cefne m aud was ihroroaliy laid aside 70
iSIVU Mr. a ARIAND Dem. Ark to speak upon
TIE importance OF the maintenance or an b,ct We
system the MississpplIthe uI i on NJ ,am10rartly
The NiI directs the Mississippi RIVER ohli
ems. ~ he constructed or repaired and kept III oIuST
h ,,ecs s1ong the banks OF he Mississippi aS II sha
deem TO DC OF the greatest mPGr'9nUS, 20" "fl'
Mr. Garland argued to show the value OF IcN'e ~
tenn 10 the interest OF inland commerce, M ~ ~ Con-
The postal service over which the jurisdiction u 'on
MI J0SAs Dem. La. speaking in regard TO the ex-
tent OF the present nundaton SAID that roush GlfI
non he had made showed that the lands IN mississippi
ArkaDsas and 0ulsiana under water or IN dally
danger OF being submerged produced N ISSO o'aI 0
30 063 bales Of cotton, the value OF which at the oral
nary market rate Of S45 bale, was S337o2S39 As 10
rho smear crop the water would cause Its total Oe-
etructon throughout the inundated region He favored
The apprOpr alton Of 15 900 900 TO rebuild the eVees
Mr. Heller rep. COLI deprecated haste III under
taking such work. . 1900.
The bill sent 20 the Committee on the IshlSsIPpi
River and It's Tributaries ,.,
The consideration of the Post ONCE Appropriation
bill resumed. The pending amendment to make 'to
prOvisiOn relating sub contracts appucable oiH "
contracts hereafe made and several other
were agreed to- one amcudment-in regard 10 the pro
visions for the snbcttug of cOntrGcts-gave rise 70
somewhat prOtracted discussion upon P0s,lple ulll
rull.s arising under il IN the Post once department.
IN the course Of the debate Mesrrs. DAWES (IeP.,
MaSs) aud HAWLEY rep, Conn., bee inle lnVoINeu ~
controversy upon what the latter construed 20
be an unwarranted criticism the part OF Mr. DaWeS ~
ntrflutng his efforts To- show the unreasonap OF
The amendment in practca! operation 70 specla4 ahA
iety for the interests OF the mail contractors 49,,
Without further progress the bill was lad over rs lne
unfinished business for tomorrow, ana Tue Idru Noin
mission bill again taken up as the regular oruef'
The Senate at 4:35 went INTO eNechu' Z seSsIOH
md some time after adjourned until tomorrow
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A professor of singing in Dublin went to

A professor of singing in Dublin went to stay
with The Bishop Of Limerick himself celebrated for lis
delightful rendering of MOOres melodies. The professor
sang his very best, and specially successful In the
first scfna 'Tutto scOltO," from the -Onnambula.'
The Bishop pleased and his servant VINO had
known and entertained high respect ana admiration
for the professor whom he had NOT for time
was at least equally enchanted. In the course Of the
evening this apprccatve attendant took occasion TO
congratulate the professor With every faith In the sin
certify of his compliment he whispered when he got the
chance: "-Lure your Honor that was beautiful, ,
thought his LordsA had grand voice. but there's no
touching you at all, a. all BegOTra, your HOnOrs got
voice like a donkey !"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16
REAL ESTATE.

NEw-YoRK, Wednesday. March IS. 1892.
The following sales were held at the Ex-
change salcsrOOm to-day
By A. H. Muller & Son.
5.story brown stone building with lot, 80 Y!
Ia3 Io q sad i'o y u $4,000
similar building with iot No Il Mfilcn lane,nws
st as S,IssT lot E.oi''eh 'cuni o55OO
2 5story OK buildings with lots Nos I9i and 1876
East lSthst 49, l57 II Irving-place. ea'h M -oo
ZON"Zi Anthony DuRrO. % wv
re- Richard 7. HGrGeh
2story brick building with lot, No $50 West "1-st,
Of south 5thave, plot OF land 23xloo' o. oco
/ 4-siory brick fat with lot n : East 67ih-s $50
y OF ithaye plot Of land -5zIOo JOSIAH oooo
'';y Of 9iifS aT ve iot skS gng '' 1850
l 3story brick house and stable with lot, No ~
GOerckat g $50 10 OF DelanCey-st, lot 2oN -,,oo
100. Charles DoueieTtv .-..- .----,,- feVV
2s;Ory houses with lots Nos - and 40
Goerck-st, 1915 It sOf Deoncey-st, lots TO- ooo
Cefhcr I'm size. S7GXS0 sime bus 4uuV
] 4-,tory biicr house with To-. W II TOmpkins't,
100 ftnJf Broomcst, lot 25KlOO John
diamond -.-'--
BIZ Il. Y. eeGmda
! 4-stOrv frame fat VITA lot No $50 West 5lstst,
lt,S oat"e,n 7h and ''n'' LOT oiioo' JOHN 10000
Bg =. r. SterenSon. jT.
! ~ story brown stone dwelling WITH tOt No 20,
eSso ify simon. - Il 'l 'o' 'o' " 1880
4sOry brck building with lot, No 25J lOthaVe' =, 40
- 2jth-s lot 1ON1J, same buyer - lot'O
2-story frame buifiuC with lots IN oid BIoldWay'
ifrS gSl ar law aa6e 6 6a-er io' ''. lOIOo
BgC J. BTo-r.
lot on Bergenave 81 ltOe-st, I'D WAfu' ~
tacI SJxlUJ Moses Gciialal -'-'
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n)inter Resorts.
Sales bp Auttiou.

STORAGE SALE.
y on THE TWENTY EIGHTH DAY Of March,
lss2, at 10 o'clock N, az the Eagle storage House.
No. IU3 West 3jdsL, New-NOrk CITY. VIII be sold 10
satisfy and charges the goods stored under
The names OF the following persoAs George Edgar Mary T.
Brown, Robert WLsoE, Joseph D. Gibbs. John f. Harms
Wary Gps0n salmon skinner Charlotte stokes Emma Bark
en- James Rsharper John savage, william Deyoe Gather
inc Valdez Theresa schaeer Mrs j. r. Baldwin, Ellen O.
Bryan John Reed. Mrs Robert Brown Uranus Crosby,
George Leslie LayOnia johnson, Benjamin y 0uytOn John
W Medairy Charles /. Edwin, Mary T. Jobes.
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nRnnKIYN PIO1ERTY.

IN J. T. cfcrtlS0n, jr.
4storv brick factory with plot o! land Nos p ana
ard 81 1lTny place. 4. 1915 II " OF hGrisoE-st'
plot Jnx91.G. " b IhOupsOn. .........
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16

MlNN1>Ol a, - - W = ~ - l.y-' 4 -
Fmgrants intending 10 take up farms during the approach
inc spring the GREAT NOKTuW EST should not fail 70
INFORM themselves OF the advantages offered by the
NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD
Of that lands along US lines in
MINNESOTA DAKOTA and MONTANA.
Northern Pacific Railroad runs through region Wlch
cannot be cIcelled IN
HEALTHFU LNk5S OF CLIMATE.
FERTILITY OF SOIL and . ....
WEALTH OF NATURAL RESO RCES
Nowhere else great inducements offered 70
, COLONISTs AND FARMERS, - .-----.
MECHANICS, LABOkER, AND " n kltS,
LUMBERMEN, BUSINESS MEN AND TOT ElSIS.
CROPS are large and sure: sTOCk-RAI~INGis a sue
es,ful occupation. there REA DI rARkETS, GOOD
BI'-IN F.ss OPPUNrU MITES and FINE C4lANClS Tor
PAYING INVESTMENTS.
The greater part OF Dakota AID Montana oIersl
NEW FIELD FOR -ETILENtNI
OF existing settlements lu- INC
line Northern Pacific Railroad IN Minnesota anu st-
the best guarantee OF inc peiaAcn'J Vi IuS
Agricultural interests Of the entire region.
The Northern Pacific Railroad has now II market te hhe5
grazing lads which offered at 10" prcos AA
terms OF payment 49,. , ~, ooo ,.u.,
In MINNF-OIA and DAhOIA tueIc 'Io f''O0'OOO '0A''
In 'W6NTGSR there are 100000 ceres ready Tor occa
RIHTfFy NORTHERN PACIFIC COUNTRY has no EQUAL.
detailed all points Apply tor gldr lIe
NORTHERN PACIFIC kAILlsOAD- ~ ~.
rTyO IEASF at Rye, q very desirable Dwell
ing of rooms. with modern Improvements acres OF
land ample stable accommoddon hye minutes RON ata
ton Apply at Room 49, No. l4rB Uadway
VNO LET.-Watnong House, furnished.
i J. HENRY JOHNSON, Morrstown, y. j.
Vl0 RFNT.-A frst-class house in Roselle, y.
| I with rooms all modern improvements with good
gorden beautifully located minutes rom depot 40 trains
e1eh Way day only 40 minutes ifUn ne 1901 81 lfy-
:, % Ierv te.iTabIe a. d. HOPE,
80 VIZ -S- III LfDcrtyst
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neal Gstdle agents.
/ Romaine Brown, 1,2S0 Broadway. Entire
- specially. Rents colectel&
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16

DAINT BRUSHES, KALS0MINE, VARNISH,
so, also Brushes OF every description at 3l5 Pears
JOHN K. HoPpELL, Manufactures.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16

| FORTYFIRsT TO FORTY-NINTH TINES.
| MATINEES MEDNESDA and SATURDAY at2
| THE GREAT ORIGINAL. CAST; Miss Ada Rehan.
Helene Stoefel. May Fielding Mrs Gilbert, Mr. II. VI PITT.
John Drew, James Lewis, Henry Miller, W. j. LemOyne,
| Charles Leclercq George Parkes.
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NEw-YoRK, Wednesday. March Is. 1892.
The following sales were held at the Ex-
change saesroSm to-day:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16

EOR SALE or TO LET at Clifton, New
j Jersey. Mansion - rooms, stables coacAhQuse etc.
about - Land Apply to W. B. SCOTT 81 Finest
TOR SALE or TO LET.-At Madison, \. j.,
Ia-ge modern built house, II rooms hr-t-clas+ order
Smnutes from depot Address ~ MINION, AufusJOWu y j.
HOMES in New-Jerscv.-Farms, houses and
4 l. lots. A. D. HOPE. III LibeTty-st.
MANUFACTURES ATTENTION.-Water
Vi power factory for sale several teuemct3 immediate
possession easy terms hours New Haven railroad AT
WATER, Il ParkroW.
NTONTCLAIR, N.J.-IIigh, healthy and Access
VA sble properties sale, all varieties. Houses 10 rent,
furnished uiiurnished ROWE ~ PARSONS. 10 Cedar.st'
IIORRlSTOWN. y. ITO let a large house
vi minutes walk from the depot Apply on the prem
ises
AIORRISTOWN, \. ito let, for the sum-
VI mer large comfortable house standing in the midst
OF uinc-acre MOrrtave; first place east OF Wash
ingOus Headquarters Address ID West 2Othst NewYork
ORANGE. n. J.-HOUSES and COUNTRY
" SEATS to,etanl csl.3 tIrls1oi AT a itlsl3L
BLACkWELI.G5 IIrH,DJD. nln sClnJl> DrllEs, NJ.
SEA BRIGHT,
81
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16

Seizures ano aleetinns.
THE ADVANTAGES OF PROTECTION, a
Lecture by Professor Thompson, OF the University q
Pennsy yauia before the The Brooklyn Revenue Reform
Club will appear IN this week issue Of
the AMERICAN PHOTECTIoNIsr.
Today For sale by the American News Company Or
your newsdealer get IL for Price 10 cents
Brushes.
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Doaro ano Rooms.

80 MADISON-AVE., with board we'll fur
III nshed hall rooms; large closets and hot and cold
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-03-16
q itn llroserlp Wante0.

NVANTED-By 1st of MAY, house in q
good location, furnished or unfinished by lady tax
ing bolr-Ts the owner 10 have apartment Win
board IN part payment Of rent Address ~ W, Box 4IOo
EeW-IUrk p O.
Several stores and lofts in this
w vicinity, for Immediate occupancy.
rutland q WHITISG. 12l Nassau-st
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1882-11-30
NEGROES ON NORTHERN FARMS.

A few years ago the government
and citizens of the State of Kansas
set up a new branch of the philan-
throphy business. They interested
themselves in procuring the removal
to the State of a large number OF
Southern negroes, principally from
the States of Mississippi and Lou
isiana. They believed, or protested
to believe, that they would take kinds
ly to Northern farming, and that
they would succeed either 10 work.
ing land on their own account, or
as laborers on the farms of others.
Very poor accounts, however, have
been received from them in either
capacity. The general verdict is
that negroes who have been brought
up on Southern plantations DO very
poorly on Northern farms. The
! work ia very different. In the South
it is light. 1t largely consits IN the
use of the haud hoe, in picking cot
ton, in handling tobacco and work.
ing tho soil with a "bulI tongue"
pillow, and drawn with single mule.
Few machines are used that re-
qnire the exercise Of much skill.
! This is partly owing to the character
of the land aud partly to the crops
that are generally raised, and partly
to the scarcity of skilled labOrers.
1t appears that the average negro
is adapted neither to skilled or very
bard labor. He cannot use costly,
complicated machines to advantage,
neither can be apparently do very
bard work, such as harvesting hay
and cutting grain. If he can do such
to advantage, he does not like to do
it. Southern negroes who come to
the North generally avoids the
country. He seeks a situation IN
some large town, aud IS generally
on the lookout for some easy place.
He prefers to be waiter to taking
place unloading vessels, carrying
brick and mortar, digging sewers OF
| moving stones. Chicago Times.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1882-11-30
1NDEsTRUcrIBLB SNAKE.

1t is rather late in the season for
a snake story, but we will have to
give place to the following from the
Dublin Gazette; "Last Sunday
evening some Of the young men
went out to take a stroll, and during
the ramble visited Stubs fish
pond, just inside the incorporate
limits Among those who consti
tuted the party was a Mr.. Cox,
from Macon, who, near the dam
spied a snake of most beautiful
color; the stripes and pides of which
represented the seven colors of the
rainbow. With that antipathy
characteristic of man to the serpent
and the fuIfillment OF the adage,
"the seed of woman shall bruise the
serpent's head" Mr.. Cox hurled
"huge round stone" at the snake,
and to the wonder of the lockers
on, the snakes body was severed in
twain. To where the pieces we're
at this time lying, it took but very
few seconds to reach the dying
reptile. Once all eyes were taken
from the snake, and then he was as
whole as before, and apparently suf'
fering no inconvenience from having
been stoned. This very much sur
prsed the young men, and the Gu
riosity, for it certainly was such,
was captured, and string placed
around it's neck and it was brought
to town. Here a really wonderful
exhibition OF the phenomenon be-
gan. AS fast as piece from piece
was pulled from the body of the
writbing curiosity and thrown upon
the ground the links, for such they
were, would as soon unite again
Nor was this separation of parts all
the popularity abou! the monster.
Upon the end of the tail was a horn,
evidently a weapon Of defense,
about as long as a needle and quite
as sharp. 1t exhibited no signs OF
viciousness, but of perfect resigna>
ton to its fate. The eye was as
sharp as an eagles, and as blue as
q June sky. Its length was three
or four feet, and size propotionate,
After lis body had been repeatedly
severed link by link until the head
was left to itself, this member then
bore every mark of former vitality,
and the eye contained its former
sparkling brilliancy. Truly this
reptile is one of the seven wonders
of which we read in holy writ, and
even while wei write a feeling OF
sacred sadness passes through our
frame, and wakes dormant spark
of youthful piety."
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1882-11-30

A Wisconsin, man who left there
under peculiar circumstances found
himself in London without penny
He ran across hearted Bronson
Howard, who got him a place at the
Princess Theatre on salary OF ak
dollars week. He suddenly
emerged as the husband Of a woman
of high connections and lots OF
money. He became connected with
all sorts Of operations, got $4,000
of stock 10 a big company without
paying cent in cash, and if be had
had sense enough TO improve his OPP
portunity might have placed it all
and doubled his capital Instead
he played "Coal Oil Johnny"
career, treated to champagne by
the basket, had the bandsomest car
riage and pair in the city, paid cab
men five dollars to drive him a few
blocks, spent all his wife's money,
mortgaged her furniture, induced a
we'll, known peer to pledge his family
plate 80 as to lend him large sum
Of money, and then went away
owing 100000 His wife stuck to
him till bis last day 10 London. AT
the station she begged him to take
her, for she was penniless. He had
the station master to prevent her
from entering the train, aud, jnst as
It was rolling out of the place, he
osse1 her sovereign He got to
Paris, from their to America, then
ack to London, uoder cover. The
wife be crually ~ropged is now pro"
te citing him.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1882-11-30
ELECTRICITY IS LIFE.

At Trinity Church, West New
tor street, Last evening, the Rev,
| Edward G. Towne delivered The
opening lecture Of his series of five
to be gives on tho subject of "Elec
tricity aud Life" His discourse
was entirely secular in its nature
and there was a very large audience
He stated that Professor Tyndal
had said, 10 reference to the prob
lem OF life, thu: "whsn solution
comes that it will be one of more
insight than of actual observation
The accepted theory of life
at present was that the animal
burned its food, or blood, which was
the oil keeping the lamp of life
aAame. The plant he'd 20 live, but
the scientists had not stopped to
consider whether tho plant could
burn its food also. 10 bis opinion
this theory was an error, and most
of the theories we are now asserting
with Anthanssisn or Augustinian
dogmatism were, he believed, dos
tined to give way to future re,
searches. At some length, and Civ
ing illustrations as he went on, the
lecturer then gave definition of
the scientific terms, atom molecuIe,
matter, force, etc. Continuing, he
said that the most wonderful of all
the molecules was the oxygen mole
cule, which, he believed, had made
the globe, and was the cause of
lite. He then stated facts to prove
that all oxygen molecules are cloth
ed with electrical force, and do their
work by reason of electrical force.
The theory that the earth was DO
ing carried on by attraction or gray
itation, which has played so impor
taut part in science, is, he said,
entirely erroneous. 1t may be that
it is carried on by some vast cosmic
current of electricity, but it cannot
be the work of attraction. 1t was
very natural to suppose that the
oxygen which has done so much,
and which is doing so much, is rer
ally charged with the care of our
life. The current theory is that it
is our food which gives us our life.
This is wrong. A mau can fast
from food, bat let him fast from
oxygen for one moment and he is
dead. The remainder of the lecture
was devoted to proving that the an
imal and the plant stand upon
precisely the same level 10 regard
to their vitality. The lecturer con
cluded: The theory that | shall
PROFOUND and fully illustrate in my
following lectures is this; That
the motions of life, the vital state
and the vital motions, are, in every
case, the result of the electricity
which the oxygen atoms discharge
into every part and tissue OF the
system. Ny next lecture will show
you that the electricity of the
oxygen atoms does, in the animal
aud in the plant, the work of vital~
ity. | will show you that what we
really breath is electricity itself.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1882-11-30
DIR. rALmAGE ON wH1sPBRER $


AS for these gadabouts, tale bear,
ere, scandal mongers, whisperers
end everlasting snoops, | hate them
with everlasting vehemency, and |
ask God to give me the in
creasiug intensity with which to
hate them. | think among the
worst OF the whisperers are those
who gather up all the malicious
things that have been seen about
you, and bring them to you with
out any of the extenuating circum-
stances. After they have made
your feelings all raw, they will take
this brine and turpentine and aqua
fortis and rub it in with a coarse
towel until it sinks to the bone
They make you pincushion Id
which to thrust all the sharp things
they have heard about you, and then
the whisperer adds, Don't get me
into the scrape ; don't tell anybody
| told you Oh, these pedders Of
night hade, of Canada thistle, Of
nux vomica. Sometimes they get
you in a corner, where you can't
very we'll escape without being rude,
and they talk, talk, talk, talk, talk
After while they go away, leaving
the place looking like very barn
yard-here a wing and there claw.
Oh, how they make the feathers fly!
Yet the destruction of mans name
is worse than the destruction of his
life. A woman who confessed to
her priest that she had been SANDER
ing her ueighbOrs was told as pen
ance to 90 and scatter the seeds of
thistle. She did so, and when
she came back she was told to go
and gather them up She said the
task was impossible, because they
had been scattered by the wind
The priest replied to her "Neitber
can you gather the evil words you
have spoken of your ueighbors."
"Many as good woman as your
wife or mother has been whispered
out Of all association into the grave.
Some people say there is no hell.
| If their is no hell for such despoil
ess of woman's reputation it is high
time for some philanthropist to build
oue.
There is one person worse even
than the wbiSperer, and that is the
man or woman who listens without
protect. He holds the sack while
the whisperer fills it.-Tatmage.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1882-11-30
THE WEAKER SEX.

An Euglish paper, whose editor
is undoubsly married mao, cons
taius the following essay on woman:
II believe there is moro pepper,
more saltpetre, more tartar more
aqua fortis and more pluck 10 wo-
man nature than any other nature
extant. All these, however. lie
dormant ia a thin sack, woven of
modesty, timidity, coynoss and gem
tleness. Once shake them up, and
you may look out for blaze, &C,
compsnied by a peculiar kind of
thunder.
Woman flesh is though! by some
to be confection, composition of
sugar and molasses, or some other
saccharine matter Grant that it ia
all sweetness; yet would have you
know that when the acid of anger,
insult or i'll nature comes in cons
tact with it, such an efervesence
occurs as one never saw exemplified
in ginger pop, seidlitz powder or
soda water,
Women, when put out of tune,
are like summer storms. At first
they are cloudy, meke no noise, but
their thinking machines are busy in
motion. Then comes the thunder,
ripping, tearing thunder! and the
lightning that flashes from their
eyes is enough to appall the stoutest
of hearts. You fall back 10 wonder
mont, if not perfectly amazed Un~
willing to retreat further, and not
having the chance or the courage to
slip in a pitful "boo!" you stand
and take it like a hitched horse in a
hail storm.
When the wrath of the feminine
has expired, you pluck up courage,
and are down on her with argument,
reasoning and reprimand but is ell
this going to mako her turn tailS
Not bit of it. Having wasted her
thunder and lightning, she begins to
rain; she knows what effect that will
have. What impetuous showers she
drenches the furious fire that burns
in your bosom, and (adds freshness
to every bud and blossom of feeling.
Then you begin to give; she be-
gins to clear off; her sky grows
brighter, she goes to the expense of
a smile, her whole horizon, land
scape and ladyscape, look charm.
ing, gay and serene, and you can't
help giving her a kiss and acknowl-
edging beet.
So you see, my friends, that the
women are bound to get the better of
us. In them you behold the wild
cat, the lamb and the dove. If they
can accomplish nothing by letting
loose their untamed feline propen
sites, they give the juvenile sheep
a trial; and if tina. fails they try the
loving dove. With one or the other
they are sure to accomplish their
purpose.
They are called the weaker sex;
but with what propriety it is hard
to imagine, for | know that many of
them are strong enough to lift a
barrel of beer and drink out of the
tap. They can draw like horses.
They draw US to church, draw US to
the theater, draw Is from our
business, draw US into trouble, draw
us to well, anywhere. -E0ery Sat-
wday.