Daily Republican., 1882-06-27
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Snri5tneid II Best.
Grab salad at Fulmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer'a.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at FulImer's,
For cut flowers 20 to 400 King street,
Largest coll coaches ever had for sgc.
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
i. II. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market
Parker, cupping and leechilg. No. lO3 East
Second street
flour. ~ "
Go to T. F. Eaton's 10Th and Market sts
for good cigar.
The bess Sc. cigar ia the city can be found
at East Second street.
For q good spring bed buy the National
wire Mattress Of S. Murphey Il Son.
Fine ls X. Plain Gold Rings, at L T.
hanfs. 10 East Fourth street.
Best 3]ic. -four in the city W1l pounds 70,
81 cents. >. +. corner Front and Madi son sts.
IRtl )co not when the enemy faileth le,
not thine heart be glad when he stumbsth
Go to Samuel Murphey r. Sons for fine
cn8moer suits, the best assortment in the
city
nave your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new
We have on hand large assortment of
iurn ture which we are selling at low prices.
Samuel Murpne' Il Son.
$ tine retouched cards for 81 at Holland g
vailery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody knows that Holland makes the
bert tin type 10 the city. No. 8 East Third
street, between Market and King.
For bargains In furniture and bedding, 20
10 L. +. Adair's 2O7 Market street snd see
his goods and learn his prices.
lfyou want q lrst class parlor SUIT made
to order for low price, go to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Shops in Paris next door to bakeries bring
fancy rents, because the occupants have the
benefit of the odors from the ovens. That's q
cheap way Of living.
| There is q man In Green Bay who has
taken his wife back three different times af.
tor she has elored with other men He likes
her style Of biscuit, probably.
Elizabeth Collins, Of Milwaukee, feels SO
| bad to think she couldn't catch husband 90
years old that she wants $25, 600 to live on
while She breaks her heart.
II Senator Ohristiancy had only sent a lock
| OF his hair to some astrOlouist and received q
phOtogra, h of his future wifi. by return mail
how IL uch misery he would have avoided
A London physician says that after an
othr hundred years people Will live to be
much older than they do in this age. Does
he mean that brass bands will be done away
with ?
The mind of q man is improved by learning
and reflection; 1t is always searching into or
doing something, and is led forward by the
~ nf a nd
A Chicago clergyman says that unless bis
collar sets we'll and he knows his hair to be
al right he can't half preach. And yet he
will allude to the fOndness Of his conYrega-
tion for earthly vanites.
A Nashville man has kept his eye on seven
different men who use hair-dyes, and he has
discovered that il makes 'em mean, low
spirited ard cranky, three OF the seven were
In til in less han year.
Ihe editor Of the Iron Port, Escanaba, de-
MES that be VS. In the war and received
eight wounds. OF course he wasn't. The
man who is always fr0thing about ''rebel
cowards' never saw a skirmish line.
A young man telling his uncle OF fine
piece OF luck he had hit upon. the old gentle
man RESPONDED, "Well Tom, Ee sure and n.
go too fast or too far. Just keep your hea
and you'll be sure to have soft thing .
One watch set right will do to set many by
but, on the other hand. one that goes wrong
may be means OF misleading whole neigh
bornood, and the same may be said Of the
example we set to those around US.
The reason why California book canvas
ser was awarded $3.50 damages Tor being
kicked was because the kicker called him
names at the same time. 1t was his feelings
and not his body which received injury.
When q boy feels callei upon to gs|
West and tackle grizzlies he should be shut
up In yard for fifteen inutes with dog
as big as cider barrel. If that DOESN'T cure
Kim then he was cut out Tor q great bear
hunter.
Strictly one. price and that a low one, is the
established motto Of the leading gents fur.
n'shing store of G. 5. Humphrey h Bro, 3O2
Market street. To establish this fact call and
learn for yourself that this Is the place to
purchase.
A candidate for appointment to Civil
Service clerkship was asked, "How near is
the sun to the earth ~ Il can't exactly say;
but am sure 1t isn't near enough to inter.
fere with my duties If get the appointment
want He got 1t.
A young lady having made the original re. |
mark that the "good ole young" q co2ceited |
and bald head old beau asked, III that is 50, |
how do you account or me ~ She looked at |
his bald pate critically, and answered, 'Oh, |
l suppose that you dyed young, too"
The range Of friendship has hardly a limit. |
Intercourse is not neediul to its continuance.
Equality In years is not a requisite. Nor Is |
Carty Of position essential. fhe finest ma.
lures triumph over social inequalities !; mu-
tual trust and affection can bridge over the
,hasm between veal tn and poverty.
A New York firm sent lot OF bills West
for collection. One OF them came back with
, memorandum on It, that the debtor was
lead. Some time afterwards the same bill
got into another lot that was forwarded to
;he same place, and upon the list that came
pack again the name was marked "Still
Dead ~
A vagabond in Stepney who had become so
ow that he could not get glass Of anything
o drink, pinned temperance pledge to his
'Oat In the hO Je that somebody would ask
atm to take something under the mis-
AIKEN impre essi0n that he would refuse. But
0e ruse did not succeed. He was too we'll
tnOwn.
A nice-looking young man. who seated
n between hts jewelledhngers the stump ofa
lgar. giving out Its dying fumes. They are j.,
lot q pleasant Od0r even to old smokers, and
n this case were specially vicious. One
right little miss, 4 dozen years old, sauctly .
so as to be heard III he will
hrow 1t away, will pick him up longer
tump as soon as We get up to the park" 1t
vas not long before that young man went to
he front platform to see man.
A Gall From Brooklyn.
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