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Consolidation of Important Interests.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Jan. s.-Negotiations
were concluded yesterday for transferring the
property of the Southern States Coal, Iron and
Land company, consisting of thousand
acres of land and two of the largest blast fur
naces in the United States, and iron works,
over to the Tennessee Coal, Iron and Railroad
company, headquarters in this city. The
Southern States Coal, Iron and Land company
was established at Ada and Nashville, Tenn,
by English capitalists. The consolidation
constitutes the largest manufacturing and
mining enterprise in the south.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
DaatIl of DR.. Adams.

DETROIT, Jan. S.-Dr. Adams, stabbed by 6
maniac patient Friday, at the Kalamazoo
Mich, Insane asylum, died Saturday. DIR.
Adams, who went to the asylum five years
ago, was single man, 33 years of age, and
was greatly esteemed for the purity OF his life,
strength of character and Devotion to his pro-
fession and duties, He had by his own merits
alone arisen to the rank of assistant medical
superintendent: His remains Will be taken to
his old home, North Brookfeld, Mass,
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09

The Chicago Ne POS says that "the very
meanest and the very mangiest things
one can come aero IS nowadays are the
fellows who were feather-heads under
Garfield and are now stalwartS under
Arthur" Have " e any in this neck o.
the WeOds9
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09

THE nearer tn Guiteau trial appro-
aches its close the more general becomes
the expectation that he will be hung.
If he is allowed two hours to sum up for
himself as he desires, his fate will be
settled. No jury can listen to him for
two hours witho ut being both willing
and anxious to hah g him.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09

TIE Winona Republican furnishes the
following epitaph for the late editor of
the p. p:
Is that hitherto seemingly malicious and alb
surd story really true, after all? Has our old
time brilliant and ev en- yet esteemed contem-
porary of the st. Paul Pioneer Press lost his
wits and gone clean daft -?
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09

"To such an extent did suffer with
infammatory rheumatism that I could
not feed OF dress myself without assist
ance. Two-thirds of a bottle of st. Jac-
obs oil entirely cured me, and I consider
it worth its weight in gold" says G. 3.
Jones, New Alexandria, Ohio.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
ST. PAUL. MOI DAY, JAN. 9. 1852.

THE Illinois Central railroad, which
has heretofore sold 1000 mile tickets at
the rate of SIS in Illinois and $40 in Iowa,
has adopted a un form rate of $40 for
both states, and the tickets are made good
on all the lines of the company.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
A Btl7'glaTy.

At some hour between and O'Clock yesterday
morning burglars gained an entrance to J Bern
stin's clothing store 2O2 Nicoet avenue, and pfer-
ed the establishment. They got in from the third
story, It would seem that the demands Of the mid
night marauders were amazingly moderate, inss-
much as nothing in the store was disturbed save sik
hsndkerchiefs and jewelry. Mr.. Bernstin estimates
that fully 800 worth Of these goods were taken An
exit xas made by the same way ~ Was the entrance
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
Tha Confedcrate SWag.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 1.-THE Post tomorrow
will publish letter from General Joe Johns
ton, denying the charge that he recently ac-
cussd Jeffe son Davis of appropriating con-
federate funds carried through North Carolina
to his own use. General Johnston admits
having said that Davis ought to have ac-
counted for the money.
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From SUNDAYS Edition.

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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09

If the Minneapolis subscribers to the GLOBE
who fail to get their paper regularly will drop
postal card to the Office, mo. S11 Hennepin
avenue, stating the fact, the matter will be at
tended to promptly.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
THE RAILROAD WAR.

President Roberts OF The Pennsylvania
Railroad Rejects Compromise Overtures.
New YORK, Jan. 7,-President Roberts of
the Pennsylvania Railroad has it is said re-
jected six propositions to settle the railroad
war by arbitration, all of which received the
assent of the New York Central, Erie, and
Baltimore.& Ohio Co.'S. Roberts sssigns no
reason for bis action, and refuses to name any
terms as satisfactory. 1t is stated as matter
of fact, a settlement on the basis of division
of differential rates, was substantially agreed
to, several days ago by other parties.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
NEWS FROM WASHINGTON

Hearing Of the Star Route Cases Post
poned to Wednesday-Three Of the Ac-
cused Go to Jail in Default Of Bail-Over
for the Trans-Mississippj Star Route
Service-Telegraph Manager Shot by q
Discharged Employe-MiscellaneO
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09

George Hartendorf, shipping clerk of Park
Scott & Co., Chicago, confesses to having de
faulted the firm of twenty.eight tons copper
his stealings amounting to about $4,000.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
N. DORAN,s REPORTS.

The following quotations giving the range
Of the markets during the day were receivedb by
wheat firmer. London quiet but steady.
New YORK, Jan. Z, 1900 M.-Winter
wheat opened stronger; advancing 49Kc;
moderate active speculation. On call dull;
buyers at 1.455s, sellers LAO; spring, holders
unyieldlng.
WHEAT.
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MINNEAPOLIS NEWS
OFFICE 3II HENNEPIN AVENUE,

For advertising rates spply 1t the ONCE. No 70
cedpts for advertising subscriptions In Mnneapo
valid unless bearing the signature Of J. =. Ward
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
WHEAT.
MILWAUKEE,. CHICAGO.

Wheat receipts IN chicago 47,2bU bushels,
shipments 28,707 bushels.
Wheat receipts in Milwaukee %, 400 bushels;
shipments 900 bushels.
Stock of wheat in Milwaukee 10000
hushelS
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
CORN

Chicago. Chicago.
AN. Feb. March. Pm Feb. March.
$50 62K 63B 100 62X 63%
1890 62X -.
Corn receipts IN Chicago 129,37S bushels;
shipments ~, 446 bushels.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09
Police Headquarters.

Alderman Haugan visited the city lookup yesterday
afternoon. He stated to GLOBE reporter that he
was satisfied that larger and more commodious quar-
tiers should be speedily proviued for polics head
quarters At roll call it is almost impossible for the
patrolmen to crowd into the little reception room
He also stated that he favored the removal Of the
postofce to the Boston block thereby vacating the
room now occupied in the city hall, which
would be of far more value to the city
as police headquarters and other municipal Offices,
than the small amount now realized in the way Of
rents from the government Especially foolish, he
said would be the to make the expensive alter
atoms and changes in the building required by the
postofice department. And there are, indeed,
thousands of other citizens who entertain and ex.
press opinions identical with those of Alderman
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-01-09


sppi river at the foot of Plymouth avenue has been
authorized by the city council. The cost OF the
bridge will be $685OO, to be completed and opened
for public travel on or before May 10th. 1882.
Commissioners Austin, Brown and Roberts, con-
shutting the committee from the board Of county
commissioners, appointed to investigate the books
of the county auditor and treasurer, have partially
completed their labors and will probably be able to
report at the meeting Of the board on Tuesday.
Alderman Glenn, accompanied by Roger Vail,
Thomas Canty and William Donahue, started yester-
day, in hack, on tour through the various towns
throughout Hennepin county. It is the object Of
the party 10 organize branches of the National land
league and to urge contributions to the ant-coercon
fund.
Mrs. Quinn, residing ct No. 1908 Western avenue,
was visited by burglars the other night She awoke,
however, and drove the marauders away by her lus-
ty screams for help, before they had succeeded In
securing any booty. The clothes line in the yard
was denuded Of its contents however, and the loss
is considerable for the poor woman to sustain.
The regular meeting of the Michael Davitt land
league was held in Norden hall on South Washington
avenue last evening. The attendance WIS large and
the members were addressed by q number Of cld-
zons occupying prominent POSITIONS IN the Irisn
cause. Quite an amount of money was received to
be added to the ant-coercion fund. An Important
and interesting feature Of the evening was the ne
literary and musical programme furnished by the
young ladies Of the society,
A deputation consisting Of Rev. Mr.. Beach and
six ladies from the Reform club held religious
vices before the five prisoners at tile city lookup last
evening at O'Clock. They succeeded in getting the
eatire number to sign the blue ribbon pledge. Mrs.
fhrall ole Of the ladies' promised to appear at the
court room this morning and take charge Of young
girl who had been arrested for smashing things at
a Third avenue intelligence Office on Saturday even
ing This is indeed truly christian city and II
more ladies would follow the example of Mrs
Thra there would be far less misery in the world.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

An exchange puts it thusly: Mar
riages, births an1 deaths should be
published, but we can't presume to
know the facts concerning them unless
somebody tells us. The editor has no
time to attend all the weddings, and no
'rlination to attend tho births. So
bring us or send us the news"
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

The Prohibition State Executive Com
mittee of Ohio after some discus
sion, decided that prohibition could
best be advanced by distinct
party organization, and a resolution was
adopted favoring the call of State
prohibitory convention at an early
date, to nominate full state ticket.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

Iolanthe," Gilbert and Sullivan's
latest comic opera, was simultaneously
produced in London and New York n
Saturday night week. Mr. Sullivan's
music is winning, as usual, AMI Mr..
Gilbtrt's libretto abOunds in wit and
clever satire.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

One of the new dances being taught
by TerpSichorean professors this season
is the Zulma." 1t is waltz which
seems to be sort of second cousin to
the shottische. The music is beautiful,
the step is graceful, and the hugging is
divine. The "Zulma can be danced
in a small place by those thoroughly
familiar with the step; others will do
better in n ten-acre lot. There is
minuet waltz which is growing popu-
lar in very select, exclusive and hard
frozen circles.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

Melts away in the face Of
such overwhelming ev-
dence as has been afford
ed of the rare value of
Low ber's FA MILH
PHYSICIAN as a thera-
peutic agent. Thousands
testify to the wide range of It's
powers. in domestic employ
ment. Its presence in the Cup
board" indures Il feeling of
security. and relieves all apprc-
hensi0n of danger in the event
uf mint OtidckS of such fatal
>c0urges as Group. Diptheria.
lVrampS. &r. and in case of ac-
cidelts its prumpt Use prevents
all Gerer and soreness and quickly
repairs the injury.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

Widespread destitution, il 10 said, will
prevail in Ireland this Winter, and
much suffering already exists. Al
though crop failures are the direct
cause of much Of the threatened suffer-
ing, the condition of Ireland is mainly
due to its form of government and
stands forth as fearful monument to
England's brutality and folly.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

NeI0 Castle accommodation TrJiRs.--Leave VII
mington at 6 a. n and 3 ?. N. Leave New Castle
At 935 A. ". and 40 P. ".
SMYRNA BRANCH rRAINS.-AdditiOnal to
those above. leave smyrna for Clayton 2.20 and
745 P. ". Leave Clayton for smyrna 7.25 10 20
l.. NJ. and 1 35 and 500 M to make connection
with trains North and south from Clayton
CoSHEcTI0Ns.-At Porter with Newark 4 Della
ware City Railroad At rOwnseud. with Queen
Anne's& Kent Railroad AtClayton. with nelaW arr
4 Chesapeake Railway and Kent County Railroad
AZ Harrington. with Junction d BreakwHier Rail
road. At SeafOrd, with Dorchester d Delaware
Railroad Al Delmar with Eastern Shore Rail
road. HicOmico & PncOmoke Railroad. and PENN
sula Railroad.
CHAS. T. PUGH. General Manager
J. r. WOOD, General Passenger Agent.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

Unity of action, concord, sympathy
and goOdfellowship are admirable traits
in human character; but they will not
heal our physical infrmaties. Catarrh,
for example. stubbornly resists their
effects or influence. In fact this mala-
dy withstamds all of its would-be de-
strOyers, except Ely's Cream Balm.
" Solitary and alone " this Balm stands
as the only Il 'ognized and iniallihle
specific for Catarrh. For fifteen
years." says J. B. Chase. St. Denis
Hotel, Broadway, and 11th ST., n. Y,
8 i have been greatly annoyed with a
disgusting catarrh. My sense of SIN, II,
not to mention other troubles, became
much impaired. A thorough use of
Ely's Cream Balm has cured me of
these troubles" 1t is not a liquid or
snutI, and is easily applied. Only so
cents package.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

DID SHE DIE?-"N No; she fingered
and suffered along, pining awsy all the
time, for years, the doctors doing her
no good; and at last was cured by this
Hop Bitters the papers say so much
about. Indeed indeed how thank
ful we should be for that medicine.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

A true iron medicine, beneficial to
the young as well as the old who suffer
from dyspepsia, etc, is Browns Ire
Bitters.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
Price for the Year 1892. 6 CaGtS lar h-S-a
M. COLBOURN & CO.,
l647 KENT COUNTY l3o2.
Mutual Insurance Co. ,
DOVER. DEL.

InSures agai nstlOSS by IRE issuing l.atGa, lu.i-
cic> unly under which paymcnt> are I.luIe .:.-
nualiy III advance during uen5tT>h.p. aJ.: uA.
CeaSing to be members whatever re!lu.!t~ UlcN-
pended after paying losses. EXPENSES aaG ai>5
dendS is returned. thereby luni>hiu. i.~j-tl.gc
al cost.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

The New York Sun of last week pub
Iished three-column article, fortified
~ the affidavit Of Thurlow Weed, pur-
po.ting to give detailed account OF
,e ways and means by which Captain
WIN. Morgan was kidnapped AT Bata-
via, New York, on the l1th day of sep
t mber, 1926, by Il number Of Frecma-
sons, and drowned in Lake Ontario.
The recital recalls the days, now known
lly to history of fifty years ago, when
Morgan published a book purporting TO
xpose Freemasonry. and disappeared
under circumstances that brought
mu h odium on that Order. The eX-
-lement was so high that it influenced
politics and became a matter of Nation
al concern. Indeed, William Writ wa
candidate for President ON the plat
form of anti Masonry and secured the
electoral vote of Vermont.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

Send me another dozen Of
EdmHy PySjcjGR our people
say tncy cnlI'tgeI along without
H." JOHN SAT1 ERFIELD.
I Merchant, Canterbury. Del.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
DIRECTnpS.

GEORGE W. CCMMINS President
VIM " Tschudy. Dr. Henry k.i.y'y
John II. HutieckCr, Charles NJ. huitt..
George II. Money, John ". Cau>cy
Jacob Williams. of Seaford EX-Gov. JalI4c> Ponder
WM. DENNEY, Secretary and Treasurer.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
Hslaalrsa, Wilmington Z Baltimore Railroad
DELAWARE DIVISION.
SOUTHWARK.
PASS. PASS. PASS

On and after MONDAY. October 9Th 1882. (Sun.
tlays excepted trains will leave as follows:
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

WASHINGTON. y. G.. May -, 1880 49,
Gentlemen. Having been Il sufferer for
long time from nervous prOstration
and general debility. was advised to
Try Hop bitters. | have tax n one hot
tie, and have been rapidly getting
better ever since. and think it the
best medicine ever used. am now
gaining strength and appetite, which
was all gone, and WAS in despair until
| tried your bitters. am now well,
able to go about and do my own work.
Before taking it was completely pros
trated. Mrs. Mary Stuart.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
AGENTS

ANDREW }. WILSON, General Aacu; Lo,cr.
Gt0 " IIEiGmS. Nclcujk "a nuu .a> Z. ty,f'.
eco. r. Money. Dci tUy LClac3 u Ha5.. I.'..s
j. ) HUGiRJ'IR SmyraI. ,f5hH u. Hu,".H L....'.
4. JJrkSDn Jr.. tGntdtn. Hsarg li' Brs.r. >tutf.t
j g. iRierSoH. Fric9ru. IL 7. U,tr4leu. 'stottt
Rcgp,dr H'UiamS NIjord '.,rt.
george NOprc Fc''pR ,iua.> P,.'f,r T."n,
CD Harrington, EGrHiRq. i. r. HuG,Jgun Tor da"or
ton. Su>SCE.
John p NdaliT. Grccg<Jorouqh Va
Jcrcmidh 3. Fletcher, Preston, Nd.
James Cannon. Salisbury Vi
Charles Collins Berlin. Nd.
Urn. G Dickinson, Poconoks C.t4 Ni
Al! bus ness communications should be addressed
to
WM. DENNEY. Sec'y.
March /. lSS3 DOVEE DEL
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

The life of President, like many
another, looks most attractive to those
who are not in it, President Arthur is
said to be at his desk, overwhelmed
with official business-as much the
dry drudgcry Of the desks dead
wood" as ever poor clerk or poet knew
till far on into the small hours of the
night; and pointing to his work-room,
he remarked one day to Il friend who
had been speaking of reports that he
desired denomination. Amy one who
wants may have that in 1854 And to
Senator Logan is attributed the remark
that the man was fool who would
leave the Senate chamber for the
weariness and dogs life of the White
House Great position ALWAYS entails
equally great care, and usually no end
OF worry; but the covetous outsider
sees only the position.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
Coughs,

~ UydSi
Colds |
Sore Throat,
Diphtheria, suc n
Group, der
WhoOpingIT" I" .
Cough, pH pG
Mun,ps, pei
4sthnld. pow
mel
Bronchitis, boa
sect
Quiasy, her
uf
Ch0Ierd, SEQ
ChOIcrd cid
MorbHS, rai ra,.
Didr7hH0. "
Dyscnt"rY, ,ay
HearfdpI9,.
Paipatotionot
hc Hrdri, rec
Nervous Pros VIC VI
trdtiOA. We
ly
EpjicpSg NJ,
pa
NeurdiJid, in
IiooihGche. III
IA
Eardche,
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/ StrGid@. " !"
u OrRds. e
Sores.
Brdj2E%, y
Hpr&". 4
Sr0jds, j
H!ysicriM I.
HaroiySiS, e
MtcrHiiHeAt
/ FtFcr,
Hxrc Bites &. !
Ntjag@,
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rn.
Menstrual
DiNc"itj"S.
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Nire"1F.
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Ringbohc.
t >PInt,
GIfjiS. 81.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
Abstract OF statement. 1881.

Receipts for the YEAR. It l.
LOSSES and Expenses for the lear............ t t
Dividends Paid ............ H. 81, -.
Paid Members Oh Withdraw al................. -.
Amountto Credit of Members Dee. olIe>. =, ,s-f...
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

"You can Use my name %
recommend your EdmUH HyS,-
cirH. IL cured my SON of Il
violent attack ui iiphthCria.
It cured me of sun Pain of
very severe haracjer and great
ilv relieved Il ease OF Fits of
muay gcU'S standing. always
prcl cain. the Fit ii used in
time ] use it a. Il general
fumHq PLy>jc,d0 tor mosr every
thiu.. and il give, Ttricc' salts.
.aclin3.
THO>. T.. HANSEN.
u :.-l-- a.I..L >. 4. ~ 2 Al LnL
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

No wonder prudent men look suspi
ciously at our railroad growth. and ask
if it is not going on too fast? The
Railroad 1gc reports LOGS miles of
road completed last month. making
9,l43 miles built in the ten months of
this year, against 5.76;i miles in the
corresponding ten months Of 1881. In
1880 the country had $1,000 miles Of
railroad in op, ration, by the end of
this year it will probably have ll6,0O5;
yet without any apparent demand to
justify such an increase. Think of
investing something like $500,0O0.00O
actual cash in railroads in the last two
years. The roads will doubtless come
into good use some time; meanwhile
we are content to have others own the
StOrk
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
THO>. Z. HANSEN.
= Points. near Camden Pei

After suffering terribly tor
,evcral days with Il Ddd >iTr
Throat, ana uying various
remedies without rclief. finally
ha,hcd my thrua; and gargicd
with Family PhusiciIt. Hnd not
"a Vc>ti.c 81 lore throat remain
td the next morning.
II u BN'rER
Near { dmdcu. bel.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

ALWAYS EfFGcTUAL. Dr. Rogers
syrup of Livcrwort and Tar. rs it is
most commonly called. is u splendid
medicine. The cilrc; of tar, as medi-
Gated i'll this preparation, is soothing
and grateful to the diseased lungs Il,
well as healing, and the other ingredi-
ents, which are powerful! eXpectorants,
assist in cilec,in2 cures when all other
medicines fail 10y coughs. colds and
all disca@cs ui the lungs and chest lit
has no equal.
Read this LHter.-E. c. Chaplin, 81
J ,hn ST., New York, Sept. +, lS53. says;
two Years and Il half since | had m'
tack of influenza, and it left me with
severe cough, which lasted several
months. DIR. Foord's Pcctoral syrup
1ayc me immediate relief. and ciicctc'
/ permanent cure in u snort time.
We nown other persons greatly re-
ieved o coughs and asIhmatic com
plants Dy the use of the same medicln,
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06

Use your FHHly PtgS'c,,tn
with perfect success IN treating
Horses and stock generally for
the accidents aid iuju'ic~ 4"
which They arc ii;,hic. and J
have used it tor Cramp Collie
Pain in the Back and Crcrg
hinn rs, pretty nea'ly.uni iind
it superior To any thing | have
lrVcr used.
WN. BUTLER.
Near D8Ycr.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
ROOFING.

desire % call the attenioa Of those wnni ~
about "a huild or repair, to NY superior iacl'has -
fer doing all kinds of MFPAE ROOFING al snol,
notice and in the very best manner Iht ~
material used and the work carefully 1onS 1l.',,rr
guarantee satisfaction. Estimates cheef'""'
furnished. =
l.. c. MCCOY Market St. Smyrna
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
Current Comment.
PHILADELPHIA EVENING NEWS.

An orange grove is something like u
country newspaper. You wait ten
years for 1t to begin to pay and when
that time comes you want to sell out
and move.
What u comment on the boasted
advantages of wealth, position and
power is the spectacle of the King OF
Spain tearing his hair because all his
babies are girls.
All !" exclaimed mOurner at the
the funeral of IL statesman, that man
was II nestor." Yes" remarked
another, Il notice that he feathered
his nest pretty well"
Considering how much fun the
Republicans are having while watch
ihg the Democrats trying to fit $4,000
pegs into twenty-five holes the election
was not such Il bad thing after all.
The fact that the poet Whittier in
Boston walks "On the sunny side OF
the street" is being solemnly copied
"y nearly every paper i'll the Union.
Just as if any one but q born idiot
would prefer the shady side this time
Jf the year.
Lady Montague said: "lt goes fan
toward rcconciiiug me to being Il wo-
man when | reflect that | am thus IL
no danger OF marrying one" On th'
same principle, We thank the Lord tha
we can neverbccomc the wife of Il beer
guzzling, tobacco-chewing, odoritcrou.
chunk OF humanity called man.-Oi
City Blizzard.
A Philadelphia man called at ;
country shoe store 4 few day, ago ant
calmly asked " Are my shoes mrndc'
vet 2" 1t was found, after some quest
loning, that he had left the shoes TO b
nendcd ten years before. Some peopl
who have had much experience wit
rural shoemakerS may not believe Il
out il is an actual fact that the -ho,
were done.
Smyrna times., 1882-12-06
Gbs Smprua Dimes,
.Smyrmu, De1.,
Wednesday Afternoon, Deb. 6. 1882.
HOW DOES A LITTLE GIRL
GROW.

This is only little girl
But how DOGS She grow?
Does any uue know?
With her hair of gold and her teeth Of pearl!
From Il baby SO ~ ee
She ill grow 10 he
A maiden as fair raS IL blooming rose;
but no one can say.
As day follows day.
How a blade u grass or II ii:tle girl grows.