The post. [volume] (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, 1882-03-16

courting second wife.
Does a person ecomt Q ne hin
Who Is pe,rifled with as,oui.h
ment d?
A ship is always called she.
though We often hear Of mail strenm
ers.
fish is dependent creature.
and il never comes out Of tue watei
on its own hook.
IL is u mean man who will fool
flies by having the wax figure Of u
bald headed man in his room to ut.
tract them from bin.
Jones says that after irving foi
years to photograph bic girl rn biz
heart. all he got from her 10 the end
was a negative.
1t is said that all fashionable sad
dle-horses at Newport have thor
tails banged. The unfashionablc
mules have their ribs banged.
Women BARRIERS are multiplying.
II they have pretty mugs they will.
no doubt keep their custo mers 10
hot water all the time.
A boa, ding-house mistress, lik,
the rest of us, has her wenk aud he,
strong points, her weak point being
her ten and her strong point her
butter.
A st. Louis giil has slept coniin-
nously for four months. Piobabl,
there's nothing in that town worth
waking up to see.
IL il said that an Iudinn ncvei
catches cold until after he has de-
veloped n love for whiskey 1t may
be added that an Indian dou't live
who isn't subject to colds.
lie slipped quietly in at the door.
but catching sight Of IN inquiripg
face over the stair rail, said Sorry
81 late, my dear couldn't get a car
before so the cars were fnll,
too, said the lady aud further re
marks were unnecessary.
The man who sells fonr quarts t,
the gallon is the best prodnct Of tn.
Christian religion extant, and will
walk boldly through the gate OF
Paradise while the man who pray.
ut the street corner il trying iu yulr
to pick the lock.
After n wedding party had asscm-
bled in n church ut Bloomington
II. the f'thsr # tn grl offered her
$3.50 il she wIuli b cl on, 81,
to"k the money, remained at hom,
and sent word to tho minister 10
di-miss / o assembly.
"Mr. Brown, DO Won eat mush -
asked four year old fend Of his
sisters beau. "Wby, Johnnie" 70
spoDded Mr. Brown. ".'Cuz sisi.,
says she wishes you wouldn't ial.
like il you had INT uthful Of musb. ."
Sister faints aud Brown remember.
that he has Oh engagement iu Au,
stralia,
Very kind drug clcrk TO little girl
Nov. be sure you tell yonr pa to
take this medicine according to the
directions on the bottle M over
dose might affect bis brain Little
girl Oh, guess there is no dan
ger Of that, for I've heard mamma
tell him lots Of times he never bad
any brains"
Twas young printers devil who
asked fer kiss. but che quickly re-
piled did this pert little Miss, "You
look inky and black, though your
head may be level, md I'll never
consent to be kissed by the devil,
Years passed, aud the Miss became
an old maid, with frizzes and curls,
false teeth aud pomade. Then sadly
,he sought to recall the issue, but
the printer replied, The devil won't
kiss you"
Uncle Nose went into store the
other day to buy a silk hapdkerchi. I,
but was almost paralyzed on learning
the price, Levi explained that the
high price Of silk goods was caused
by some disease among the silk
worms. "How much does yer ask
for dis heah piece Of tape = asked
the old man, Ten cents !" Jew
hilikeps so de tape has riz, too.
s'pose dc cause OBJ dat am, because
dar's sumfn de matter wild dc tape
wums. Dis seems to gwins to be q
mighty tough year on wums, any
bow