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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE sport of lsssooing the wicked and
elusive pun is not particularly summer
sport. You think you have real fat little
pun corralled and are just about to slip your
stylographic loop around it and serve it up to
your readers, when 10 and behold, it lodges
you and rawny boned, Anticipated old pun
that has been on exhibition for years turns
up in its place. 1t is time to quit the hunt
Neu Hdpen Reqister.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18
1t Heads the List

OF all other preparations or medicines. In
cases Of nausea, headache, dizziness or irregu,
larities Of the system, BURDoCK BLOOD BIT.
TIERS have no equal. They never fail in afford,
ing immediate relief. Price, 81.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

LYDIA E. PINKHAM's VEGETABLE CON-
POUND cures all female complaints by re-
moving the cause.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18
All is Well That Ends Well.

Grin Catlin, 40 Pearl Street, Buffalo, N. Y,
says: 81 tried various remedies for the piles
but found no relief until l used Thomas
ECLECTRIC OIL, which entirely cured me after
q few applications"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE soft and silky appearance given to
the hair by the use Of Carboline, the natural
hair restorer and dressing, as now improved
and perfected, is the subject Of general re-
in drugs.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18
Catarrh OF the Bladder.

stinging irritation, Inflammation, all Kidney
and Urinary Complaints, cured by Buchu
paibia." 81. Send for pamphlet. Z. s. Wells.
Jersey City, N. j.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE latest aesthetic slang when ladies re-
prove their admiring gentlemen friends is !:
"You flatter too awfully perfect much"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE ReceivingTeller: The last woman at
the sewing society.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

An Alabama editor confesses that
he has serious apprehensions' that
baseball is about to be introduced into
that State. boston Iranscript.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

LEIs' DANDELION Tonic, if taken
promptly, often proves a decided measure
of economy, for it saves much by pre-
venting loss of time as well as suffering.
Containing the phosphates in the most ele-
CANT form, it is as necessary to many per-
SONS as food
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap,
made by Casweli, Hazard e. Co. New York.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

A WOMAN has to settle mans coffee with
the white Of an egg, but she can settle his
hash with q look.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

STRAIGHTEN old boots and shoes with Lyons
Patent Heel Stiffeners, and wear them again.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE Boston Herald says: "After Oscar
Wilde, Tug Wilson," If that is So Oscar had
better run.-LOpeN Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18
PERSONAL

WHEN young lady refuses marriage pro-
posal, it is case of sleight Of hand.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE milking stool is the latest in the "dec.
oration' line. 1t is affected only by the cream
of society.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THERE are those who think time is out Of
joint because it cannot turn and 60 backward.
~ o. Picdyune
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

WHEN the scboolmaster threatened to tan
johnny, the urchin reminded him that q
soft tan, sir, turneth away wrath. Our
Continent.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

Use Redding's Russia Salve in the house and
use Redding's Russia Salve in the stable. Try it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

THE latest fashion-Wise's Axle Grease fA
Reapers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!-See
adv. of d. L. Sullivan & Co., Kansas City, Mo.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

WHAT relation is your fathers only broth
er's sister-in-law to yous Your mother, of
course.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-08-18

10 Cents buys Lovely Ad. Cards and a None
Ii Such Cook Book. GEO. c. HASFoRD, Syracuse, N Y.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
House of Representatives.

WASHINGTON, July 25.-Mr. Miller pa
made answer to a recent attack of Senator
Butter. His remarks ELECTED applause from
the Republican side.
The speaker announced the regular order of
business to be the further consideration of
the bill allowing drawback upon imported
material used in connection with domestic
materials in the construction of vessels for
the foreign account and the pending question
to be the motion of Mr.. Kelly to recommit
the bill to the committee on ways and means.
Mr.. Tucker moved TO amend the motion SO
as to instruct the committee to report back
the bill which shall allow a drawback equal
to the whole amount of the duties paid or
chargeable thereon, on any and all imported
materials which shall be used in the construc.
tion or equipment OF any sail or steam vessel
constructed or equipped within the United
States for any citizen Of the United States, or
for any foreign citizen or subject; provided,
that the same shall not apply TO any vessel to
be engaged in the coastwise or internal COM
merce OF the United States. Lost.
MIR. Kelly's motion TO recommit was then
agreed TO.
Mr.. Washburn Mimi offered a resolution
directing the secretary of the navy to convene
a court of inquiry to investigate the crcum-
stances of the loss in the Arctic sea of the
Oah'N0 RSotSo "a PioAihS cbCdiLci cCduuCltc, anu
of the death of Lieutenant Commander d
Long and others of her officers and men, in
Guiding an inquiry into the condition of the
vessel on her departure, into her manage
ment, into the provisions made for the safety
of the boats crews on leaving the wreck, and
into the general conduct of her officers and
men. Referred.
A concurrent resolution was adopted for
printing copies of the agricultural report
Mr.. Page (Cal presented and explained the
conference report of the river and harbor ap-
preparation bill.
Mr.. Strait tMinn.) moved to recon slider
and OK IN. " moved to lay the motion on
the table, pending which the friends of the bill
as it now stands mustered their forces and car
RED an adjournment.
The conference report comes up to morrow
q Al the mnfinn to reconsider
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
THE GLOBE HOROSCOPE
As IL Casts Its Light on the Chicago Mar
kets.
Especial Telegram to the Globe. !

Especial Telegram to the Globe.l
CHICAGO, July 25.-To.day was good one
for the put and call boys who reaped harvest
on the quick fluctuations. The wheat market
closed strong and l look for an up turn as l
think some of the solid men think prices are
pretty low and are getting under the deal so IL
you are on the short side you had better flop
for scalp. The curb for August is 99xc.
Corn was pretty strong and will, / think,
also go higher. August is selling on the curb
for 761ic.
Provisions closed shade higher than yes
terday, but would not bet on 'em If were
you.
Special to the Western Associated Press.
CHICAGO, July u.s. Chicago elevators contain
wheat, l,i63.OOO bushels corn, J. 1870, 900 bushels;
oats, 4lOO0 bushels; rye, 1000 bushels; barley,
1900 bushels total, $4,000, or about 800 900 more
than a week ago and 100000 less than year ago.
Grain in sight has fallen to about coo 900 bushels
wherein lies the secret of the high prices which are
now yielding to the unanswerabe logic OF big crops
winter wheat to-day was In good supply and bids
ware reduced l(1lHc although prices were irm.
Early spring was quite nearly quito nominal
prices reduced son ewhat by bidders. Regular was
active. unsettled and higher at times, but lower
than yesterday. The m arket opened stronger and
advanced bQlhc, but later offerings multiplied and
declined 1M0t9sc, fuctuated and finally closed ihc
for July hc higher for August and September
93x0Si. &c for August, 9SHQ19sB for September
98SDSl.Ac for October 97hGss1c for year. On
call sales were winter 1900, spring $1,000, regular
7G,6O5; prices nrmer and somewhat higher all round
though steady in tone.
Corn was active for speculative purposes and
steady with an advance of 1l501l4c at first Later
rates receded AOlc and ruled firm to the close,
when there was an advance yesterday of 1DiXc.
Sales 75as0754c for August, 76ls676k for Septem-
Der, 66h067A year. On call sales $4,000. Prices
frnaer to &c higher.
Oats were steady for cash and generally higher
for futures, the advance ranging h0%c. Sales
were 64h0551sc for July, 80 3.513SBc for August.
and 6s03oAc for September. On call sales were
$4,000 bushels, and prices regular, and firm at
advance of 1s0kc.
Pork was active early and prices advanced 20625c,
then receded 1C015c and closed steady. Sales
$50 9502l % for August, S2l. 1602l.42x for Sep
tember, and S2l.5092l55 for October. On call
sules we're 4S5 bbls and prices steady to 7n cents
higher.
Lard was fairly offered and demand moderate;
prices frmer: 60l0c higher early, but dropped of
100l2hc, and closed tame. Sales S12 3O1i2 40 for
August, Sl2.l2H0l2 52h for September and
St2. 622i OH. 62H October; OH call, GALES $3.50
tierces, and prices 2x0l0c lower.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
The Senate.

WASHINGTON, July 25.-The senate INDUCED
in an hours debate without action, upon
printing the reports of the tenth census, when
the conference report on the river and harbor
bill was presented.
Senators Cockrell and Kellogg expressed a
wish for assent to the adoption of the report,
in view of scaling down the Mississippi river
appropriation.
Senator Vest made like statement He as
serted that potent, subtle and most extra
ordinary influence had been at work in the
house of representatives in this mat
ter. He had heard it stated,
but he could not believe 1t. though the air
was rife with rumors. that representatives
from the states upon the banks of the Missis-
sippi river had protested against an increase
of the proposed bill in the senate. He did
not blame the senate conferees. They had
doubtless done their best, but his information
was that the opposition did not come from
other sections, but from representatives of
the people who were vitality interested in the
improvement of that great river. He wanted
tine people of the Mississippi valley to know
who were responsible for this reduction. He
would vote for the report as last resort, be.
cause he could do no better, but he would
vote under protest aud demonstrating
petrated upon the people of the Mississippi
valley. II he could map out his own course
he would say stand by the bill as the senate
passed it, and let the house defeat it and take
the responsibility.
Senator Conger said the Mississippi valley
through appropriations for the river and its
tributaries would get nearly one-half of the
$4,000, 600 voted by the bill and had been duly
favored. He suggested that it WI as impolitic
to enlarge the appropriation for the improve
ment OF the rivey as lower amount would
abundantly suffice to cover all expenditures up
to the close of the session next year, when
further provision would be made If necessary.
The conference report was adopted.
The revenue bill was then proceeded with.
The question was upon Senator Hale's
amendment to the sugar duty section, to
strike out the requirement of the government
tests OF the saccharne strength of sugars in
determining the duties. This would leave the
section to provide simply that the sugar duty
shall be what it was before the 25 per cent.
additional duty was put on.
The pending amendment was agreed to;
yeas 81, nays 25.
Senator Harris moved q substitute for the
section providing for reduction OF 10 per
cent. on all imports after January l. 1883, and
10 per cent. additional after January |, 1884
Senator Logan objected that this indiscrim-
mate reduction would apply as well to articles
on which the tariff is already too low as those
on which it is too high.
Senator Harris appreciated the necessity for
more careful regulation, but there was now
no time for the purpose. He preferred his
proposition to that OF the bill, which singled
out sugar and Bessemer steel for exceptional
relief.
Without action on the amendment, adjourn
ment was carried, 81 to 26, all the Democrats,
with the exception OF Senator's Hoar, Ingalls,
and Kellogg, voting aye.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
River and Harhyr Reductions.

WASHINGTON, July 25.-Following are the
changes made by the conference in the river
and harbor bill: Appropriations for surveys of
the Delaware and Chesapeake canal and Henne-
pin canal are reduced from $4,000 to $4,000
proviso is added in each instance that the
government shall not thereby be committed
in favor of proceeding to the construction of
the Improvement.
The amount voted for the Potomac flats i'm
provement is reduced from $500, 200 to $780,
coo and the appropriation for the Mississippi
river below Cairo from S5,O0O,OOO to $4,l23,-
900, which is the amount fixed by the house.
The latter item is further amended so as to
provide that the work of improving the river
shall be prosecuted under the direction of the
Mississippi river commission as proposed by
the house instead of by the secretary of war
as provided by the senate.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
Chaege of Firm

The firm of Zoos & Pruden, SO well known
as one of our leading hardware houses, has
been dissolved by the retirement of MIR. Pru-
den, Mr.. John Zoos having purchased the en-
tire business. which he will continue at the
old place, No. ISL West Third street. Mr..
Zoos is young man, with energy enough for
a small army, and he is particularly we'll fitted
for this business, with abilities and keen ap.
probation of its every requirement necessary
for success. The excellent standing and ex-
tensiye patronage of the firm heretofore is due
principally to Mr.. Foos' careful attention,
and the reputation he has gaired among our
first business men is a guarantee of his future
success.
His stock of general hardware and house
furnishing goods is most complete, and the
pest oil workmen only are employed for his
jobbing and repairing department..
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
BEGINNING TO BULLDOZE.
Araoi fashs. Emboldenec by the Waiting
Policy of England, Proposes to Force,th.
Fightiug-At the British End-Gena,.,
War Notes.
Egypt and the English.


ALEXANDRIA, July 25, 6 p. m.-The British
troop-ship Malabar, ana the men of.war ORR
ent aud Cignet, have left here for Port Said.
Advices from that place report that Governor
Ismalia has fled to Arab Pasha's lines The
British in front of Ra-;leh are being rein
orced with two nine-pound guns and two
gatling guns. Arab Pasha has gone to Cairo.
ALEXANDRIA, July IS, 7:45 p. m.-The khe-
dive appointed Omar Pssha, formerly COVER
nor OF Alexandria, minister of war and ma
rine. The minister is preparing another proc
lamation ordering the people not to obey
Arab Pasha: An employee of the palace has
gone to Kaffir ell Dwar with decree dismiss
ing Arab from the ministry.
An officer who deserted from Arab reports
that the rebels under the protection OF a flag
OF truce, are pushing forward the construction
OF Notifications two miles from Aboukir He
also states that formidable pre- partitions are
being made around Rosette.
ALEXANDRIA, July 25.-Three employees
of Cadastre, who, with their families. were
bravely against their assailants, many Of
whom they killed, until they broke in at the
back of the house and dispatched them.
TIE FORTE.
CoNsTANTINoPLE, July 25.-The inspired
Journal ell Jatoaib states that the porte still
hopes to settle the Egyptian question without
using force.
IN LORDS.
LONDON, July 25.-In the house of lords a
motion to charge the expense of secding In
dian troops to Egypt to the Indian revenue
was agreed to.
1t is announced that the Indian council
have approved the project of sending to Egypt
the contingent, which would not exceed 5000
men, with a small reserve.
IN COMMONS,
debate was resumed on the motion for vote
OF credit for force for Egypt. The under
foreign secretary said the khedive had the
support of the most respectable part of the
native population. The government desired,
after RELIEVING the people OF Arab
Pasha's tyranny, to leave them to manage
their own affairs. The highest military au.
thorities thought three months rate, which
was the time the sum was now asked for, and
was expected to last, would be sufficient.
Sir Wilfred Lawson violently condemned the
rate.
The under secretary for the foreign depart
ment, replying to an inquiry from Northcote,
said the porte has not accepted the identical
note.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
PERSONAL.

Hon. Alex. Ramsey left last evening for
Duluth and the North Shore.
FL. l.. Sage, Esq, of Alexandria, man who
builds hotels asiwell az patronizas them, was,
in the city yesterday.
Mr.. Will. A. Tolles, of the Winopa Republi-
can, accompanied the firemen to this city yes
terday and favored the GLOBE with call.
II. G. Dunno, Esq, the popular gents fur
nishing man on Jackson street, returned home
yesterday morning from business and pleas
ure trip to Chicago.
o. P. Hawkins, Esq formerly a struggling
resident OF st. Paul, but now bonanza mer-
chant OF Ashby, was shaking hands with his
old friends yesterday.
MIR. +. Foshey, OF Beaver Falls, Pa, treas.
urer of the Beaver Falls File Co., of that city,
has been spending a few days in st. Paul, the
guest of w. L. Anderson, Esq.
Hon. f. A. Noble, of Mortified, passed
through the city yesterday to Grand Forks,
d. t. He was accompanied by his daughter,
aud he goes to visit a married daughter at
Grand Forks.
Hon: W. Jay Whipple, editor and proprie-
tor oil the Winona Herald is in the city, and
having been for seven years the chief OF the
IRE department of that city, he took some in
terest In the proceedings OF yesterday.
- w. q A. Allen, Esq, and wife, OF Memphis,
Ienn., are paying their annual visit to Mime
sofa Mr.. Allen Is a brother of Col. Allen Of
the Merchants hotel, and very naturally he
makes that popular hostelry is headquarters.
Geo. L. Johnson, railroad contracting agent
Tor the Grand Circus Royal, passed through
st. Paul yesterday, bound east. II is probable
the show will spread its canvas in st. Paul
ere many weeks, IL arrangements can be per-
fected.
E. w. Cook, Esq, of Ashby, Otter Tail
county, gentleman of wealth, was in the
city yesterday looking over the Midway sta
bles Mr.. Cook is lover of horse flesh and
designs opening stables of his own on his ex-
tensive farm in that county.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Morganstern, OF Ale
this city. for the past six weeks, left for their
home yesterday. Mr.. and Mrs. Morganstern
were greatly pleased with st. Paul and its
surroundings, and promised their sons to re-
peat their visit another season.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
To paraphrase trite saying, what towards
post offices make of all of us.
AS write, little bird flies into the window
and says Yale and Dunnell have

To paraphrase trite saying, what towards
post offices make of all of US.
AS l write, a little bird flies into the window
and says Yale and Dunnell have
UNITED FORCES,
the combined strength to be cast for Yale.
While am skeptical about this, it would be q
just retribution on Window to have Yale
secure it and thus shut Window out of the
senate on geographical grounds. If this re.
port is true, Yale's denial of consenting to q
combination would be like Rip Van Wrinkles
even hundredth swear eff, and not count this
time.
AS soon as find Hon. Geo. F. Patten 1 will
fire five or six thousand more words at you
giving his views Of the situation.
The convention meets at 2:30 tomorrow
afternoon, and my guess now is that it will
either be White or
AN ENTIRELY NEW MAN.
1t looks very Whitetsh Just now.
Only about one-half of the delegates have
arrived, and while caucusing and buttonholing
is in progress, matters seem very dull and
tame. am thoroughly Disguised with the
outlook for fight. Dunnell has lost
his sand bags, and there Is altogether toe
much civilization about the affair to make il
jamboree like Detroit, where they do things
up in style.
am going out now to see il l can find
somebody to hit me, just to relieve the mon
otony and have little amusement on my OWL
account.
THE wABAsHAw DELEGATION
has just arrived. Mr.. Lawrence will not be-
here in person. They say they are instructed
for a w romeo and hava M cooond obo;oa III.
however, they cannot get him, each individual
will 60 where he pleasee.
They do not make any claim for Lawrence,
but say they have come to see what can be
done.
Yale and White are as busy as hun
CRY 1eas on a lean dog. flying
first to this delegate and then to that. White
takes out his list and figures it over
lead pencil in hand, every few
what peculiar people the Norwegians are
Dunnell is nowhere to be seen, but Is slowed
away in an upper room. His fourteen votes
seem to have sent him into retirement. The
chances fer fun tomorrow look slim.
The Norwegans from Freeborn have
just arrived. Bub Williams OF the
STANDARD accompanies them and he
are solid for White, he always knew he Nor
wegians were peculiar
The Freedom county flop is explained
by the statement that Dunnel
had fifty two delegates to the county conven-
ton and twenty staid at home. It is claimed
they were hired to absent themselves.
l have just had another talk with
Yale. He says positively none OF
the Freeborn delegation are for him
and emphasizes it by saying,
81 KNEW IT.
They arc up in my room now" The Milo
White men have held caucus and claim to
have had thirty -seven votes present and &C.
counted for thirty-eight, which dominates.
H.P.H
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
About $50 Yesterday afternoon furious

About $50 yesterday afternoon furious
wind storm visited st. Paul, and for about
half an hour filled tie afr with dust, while
the heavens in the north, east and west were
filled with the blacklist of clouds. For a short
time it looked as though the end of all things
was approaching, and that there was to be
general smash-up. The storm proved finally
to be more threatening than real, and when ali
was over the only damage done was the blow.
ing down of few trees, chimneys and shew
case, and about seyenty-fve feet OF the railing
on the west side of the bridge next beyond
the iron span, together with the little build
ing on the bridge that leads down to the boat
house,
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-07-26
A Trip on Lake Superior.

With the advent of hot weather, nothing
more delightful for health and pleasure can
be found than trip on the lakes. One hun
dred and fifty miles of rail travel lands YOU at
Duluth, where the splendid steamers OF the
Lake Superior Transit company can be taken
either for trip down the lakes or to inter-
mediate points. The great beauty of the trip
ia the fact that the boats are palatial in their
appointments, safe in management, secure
from accident, and homelike in the care and
treatment of passengers. 1t costs but little
more than the board to make this trip and es-
cape the hat and discomfort of the summer
weather.