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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04
CORRECTED DAILY BY CHAs. CUNNING.
HAM, BROKER
What She Would Do,

What She Would Do.
They were sitting on log near the
Rock spring.
"And you love me?" he said.
"Can you"ask itPn she answered.
II like to hear you say the sweet
words over and over again" he gurg-
led.
Then l do love you and love YOU"
she twittered.
"And must leave you tomorrow"
Don't say it, dear heart, don't say
it."
"And what will my darling do when
I am far away? What will she do in
these lonely evening hours without
meP'
"Ahem" said an old bachelor, get
ting up from the daIk end of the log
and starting off to the hotel. ~ II tell
you what she'll do in these lonely hours
without you; she'll be sitting right out
here on this same log with another
mash, making as big a fool of it as you
are" Then he went out into the dark
ness,
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Advice to COnsumptlyes.

On the appearance of the first symp--
toms-as general debility, loss of appetite,
pallor, chilly sensations, followed by
night sweats and cough, prompt measures
of relief should be taken. Consumption is
scrofulous disease Of the lungs; therefore
use the great anti-scrofulous or blood
purifier and strength-restorer, DR.. Pierces
"Golden Medical Discovery" Superior
to Cod liver oil as nutritive, and unsur-
passed as pectora. For weak lungs
spittirg of blood, and kindred affections 1t
has no equal Sold by druggists. For
Dr. Pierce's treatise on consumption send
two stamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, n Y.
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Ant to be Confusing.

Two countrymen from Onion Creek
came to an Austin lawyer to consult
about bringing joint suit against a
neighbor. The first granger began to
tell the lawyer the cause Of the trouble,
embellishing it rather literally.
Don't tell him any lies Bill" inter-
rupted the other, 1T is his business to
put in the lies, You will get him con-
fused if you 90 to mixing your lies with
his. - eIaS Strings.
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Buck lens Arnica Salyc

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give per.
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
% cents per box For sale by Gro. Il
OllARA.
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CHURCHES.

CAlRO BAPTIST Corner Tenth and Poplar
u streets; preaching fret and third sundays IN
each month II a m and 1880 ., M prayer meet
Ing Thursday, 1902. m; Sunday school, g.3O am
Rev. A j. HESS Pastor.
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER-(EpiscopaD
I Fourteenth ttreet; sunday 7;oOa m, HOLY
Eucharist; 30 a m Sunday school u 90 a. m
Morning Prayers 500 p. m, Evening Prayers r
7 davenport, S. T, b. Rector.
i,lRST MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH
Y Preaching a, $50 a. IL, p, m, and I;So p m
'aboath school ut 80 D. m Rev T. D. SHORES
pG iut
I uTuERAN-Th Thirteenth street; services SAB
] bath 30 D. m. Sunday school 2 p M heV'
Rnbppe, paet9f.
ETHODlsr- Cor. Eighth and Walnut streets
VI Preaching Sabbath il:OOA. m, and 80 p m
sunday school Al $500 y. m Rev. j. A. scaf1el''
hr,Df.
PRESBYTERIAN Eighth street; preaching on
1 sabbath at II 90 a. IN. and 80 p m. prayer
meeting Wednesday al 1880 p. m; sunday schsoi
At3p ~ Rev Is. Y. George, pastor.
~. JOSEPH s., Roman Catholic) Corner Cross
; aud Walnut streets; seryicer Saboalh lO'Ps'
H. sunday school al p. m; Nespers 3p. n ser
gIccr every day at ba. m, Rev. OHara frleSt'
CT PATRICK * Roman Cgthoc) Corner Ninth
- street and Washington avenue; services sab,
path and 10 a. m; Nespers 3 p. II. sunday school
p. IN. services every daJ At Sal m. Rev hastersoh
pricet.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

Use The CAIRO BULLETIN perforated
'crach.book, made of calcndered jute
uNnills, equally good for ink or pencil. For
sale, in three sizes, at the office. No. and
3. five and ten cents each by the single one,
by the dozen. Special discount on gross
lots TO the trade.
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PLAIN
TRUTHS

The blood is the foundation OF
life, it circulates through every part
Of the body, and unless it is pure
and rich, good health is impossible.
If disease has entered the system
the only sure and quick way to drive
it out is to purify and enrich the
blood.
These simple facts are well
known, and the highest medical
authorities agree that nothing but
iron will restore the blood to its
natural condition; and also that
all the iron preparations hitherto
made blacken the teeth, cause head.
ache, and are otherwise injurious.
Browns IRON BITTERs will thor
oughly and quickly assimilate with
the blood, purifying and strengthen
ing it, and thus drive disease from
any part of the system, and it will
net blacken the teeth, cause head.
ache or constipation, and is posi-.
lively not injurious.
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BOARD OF ERS:

D. A. Goldstlne, OF Goldstine X Rosonwater, whole
sale and retail dry good, etc.; Jas. y McGahey,
lumber dealer; WIN. Y. Pitcher, general agent;
Albert Lewis, dealer in flour and grain; l.. s.
Thomas, bricElayer; Moses Phillips, contractor
aud builder; II A. Chumbley, grocer; Thos.
Lewis, secretary and attorney.at.law; W. II.
Marcan, Homeopathic physician; II. Sander, Of
Sander h Son. grocers; X, II Baird, street super
VISOR; Ed II. White, asst sec, W. h o. NJ. A. So
cie,y; j. W. Spicr lumber and saw.mill; +. l..
Gernigon, barber; Y. b. Dietrich, clerk W., st l..
Up, r r.; NJ. Kobler merchant tailor; JEFF NJ.
Clark, dealer In Wallpaper and window shades; j.
II. English, contractor and builder; WHIT. Red
burn, Of Morse y Redburn, cigar manufacturers;
i. Vincent, dealer In lime and cement; l. A.
Phelps, photographers; W. Q, Jocelyn, dentist; .
H. Tabcr mfg. jeweler; J. II. Robinson, j. I. and
notary public; j. 8. Petrie, physiciani II. W.
Dostwick, Insurance agent; y. +. Jarboc. foreman
Ut. Gas mains, and II &c. Wslbndge, lumber and
Bank, Stuart, Iowa; Rev. II. A, wIlkerson, Pryofs-
burg, Ky.; J.w. TASry, physician, Fulton ~.
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ALI. ladies who may be troubled with
nervous prostratou who suffer from organ.
ic displacement; who have sense OF
WEAKNESS and feeling Of lassitude; who
are languid in the morning; in whom the
appetite for Good is capricious and sleep at
proper hours uncertain, should have re-
course to Mrs. Pinkham's Vegetable com
pound.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

Apropos of the existing craze for
"bricl,-a w is the story of the lady
who panied II plaque in an exquisite
manner, and expressed it to friend.
The note of acknowledgement read: 1T
is altogether too nice to use every day,
so only use it for a bread plate when
We have company
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I he Weaker Sex.

are immensely strengthened by the use OF
DIR. H. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription,
which cures all female arrangements, and
gives tone to the system. Sold by drug
gists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

Ask your physician and he will tell you
that Cascara is one of the best vegetable
remedies for Dyspepsia, Constipation, and
Kidney difficulties. 1t freely used in the
preparation of Hops and Malt Bi,ters.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04
Grass Widower's at a Hotel.

Our representative had bottle of
good cognac and . splendid lot of cigars
in his room, and it was not long before
he succeeded in becoming one of n par
ty, composed principally of grass Wild
overs. He wore his green goggles no
longer, but had splendid time every
night, and sometimes until morning in
one or other of the grass widower's
rooms and he often thought to himself:
''lf my wife could only come back TO the
city now and see the array of empty bot
ties under the bed she would realize how
lonesome had been all the time she were
away" Our representative however,
ascertained that some of these grass
widowors were not addicted to the bot
These gentlemen played blind mans
buff, puss in the corner, or else practiced
on an improvised gymnasium, composed
of two mattresses, one on either side OF
the room, with hoopkirt swung about
five feet from the floor and between
them. The man who could turn n SOM
ersault through this without tearing il
TO pieces was awarded piece of cake.
When one hoopskirt got broke, one OF
the grass-widowers went 10 his room
and brought another. They are having
q splendid time at the Pavilion hotel
and in few days number of travelling
drummers from New York and Balti-
more are coming down with some new
games and an Oriole, and then there Il
be more fun. -- Saud1indh (Ga) Times.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

Dt. KLME's GREAT NERVE REsToRER is
the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases
All fits stopped free. Send to 03l Arch
street, Philadelphia, Pa.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

Nothing like "lindscy's Blood Searcher"
foral skin diseases, letter, salt rheum, itch,
etc II never fails.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

A. NJ. DOYLE, of Columbus, Ga, say
that from exp rience he knows "Selers
Liver Pills. to be the best in use.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

PARALYTlc strokes, heart disease and kid
ncy affections prevented by the use of
Browns Iron Bitters.
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County Officers.

County Officers.
Circuit Judged. ] Baker.
Circuit Clerk--A. Il. Irwin.
County Judge-R. > Yocnm
County CLERKS j. Hamm,
County Attorney--J. NJ Damron.
County Treasurer-Miles W. Parker.
5herln-John Hodges.
.Coroner--R. Fitzgerald
Gibbs and Peter Saup.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

A Cincinnati society reporter has
mysterously disappeared, and foul play
is suspected, although II is possible that
he is hiding somewhere in the Rocky
Mountains, MS he was well supplied
with railroad passes. His last article
was an account Of the marriage Of a
pork.packer's daughter, in which re.
port he used the term "swell wedding"
II came out in the papers 'swil we'd
ding. "--Pailade!phia News .--s
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-10-04

Browns IRON BITTERs efectual.
ly cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion and
Weakness, and renders the greatest
relief and benefit to persons suffering
from such wasting diseases as Con-
sumption, Kidney Complaints, etc.
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f. K. TIME CARD AT CAIRO.

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Express. :30p IN Express $3.50 p m
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Saved his Child.


y N. Eu,aw ST., Baltimore, Md.
Feb. "a, 1880.
Gents Upon the recommended.
ton Of friend | tried BRowN's
Iron BirTRRs as n tonic and re.
storative for my daughter, whom
| was thoroughly convinced was
wasting away with Consumption.
Having lost three daughters by the
terrible disease, under the care Of
eminent physicians, ! was 10th to
believe that anything could arrest
the progress OF the disease, but, to
my great surprise, before my daugh-
ter had taken one bottle Of BRowNs
Iron BiTrERs, she began to mend
and now is quite restored to former
health, A fifth daughter began to
show signs Of Consumption, and
when the physician was consulted
he quickly said "Tonics were re.
quired; !" and when informed that
the elder sister was taking BRowN's
Iron BIrTgRs, responded that is
agood tonic, take it.
ApoRAM PHRLPs.
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OFFItCHiISS:

EXECUTIVE COMMlTTEE.
VIM Y. PITCHER, LIS. THOMAS,
W. G, JOCELYN, II. VINCENT,
WILL T. REDBuRN.
The Evening critic., 1882-06-24
Freight DISTRACTIONS i'm Streets.

The much agttated question of the obstruc-
tion Of Virginia avenue by freight unioaded
from Baltimore & Potomac freight cars is about
TO be satisfactorily decided. 1t Will be remem
bered that petitions signed by residents OF
South Washington were sent to the Commits
sioners complaining of this practice of making
a freight depot out Of the avenue, and they
brought the matter to the attention of Attor-
ney Riddle, who decided the usage to be u
nuisance and in direct violation of the law.
The Commissioners then notified the Railroad
Company that further infringement of the law
would be cause for immediate prosecution,
president Of the company states that he has
iaken steps to have the custom of loading and
unloading of cars In the streets and avenues
Of the city discontinued.
The agitation of the question of moving tho
railroads tracks has made 1t almost impos-
sible for the company to make arrangements
for the purchase of q freight-yard, and while
they are anxious to avoid all cause of COM
plant, have found 1t impossible TO do so IN
this particular. The letter also requests the
commissioners to grant permission to the
company to lay temporary tracks on Canal
street, between South Capitol and X streets
southeast, to meet the immediate necessities.
Another partial remedy is suggested by con-
Meeting the coal and wood yards of Johnson
Brothers with the track on Maryland avenue
by siding so as to remove from the avenue
that large number OF coal and wood cars un-
loaded for this firm.
The letter, with the suggestions contained
in 1t, was under consideration at a meeting of
the Board Of Commissioners this afternoon.
The Evening critic., 1882-06-24
THE COURTS.

PROBATE CoUlT-Justice Wylle.-Will OF
Patrick Cummins; allowed TO be withdrawn.
1t appearing that his domiclle was In Maryland.
Estate Of Anna Whelan; order appointing Ma
ria O'Leary Administrative on bond of $1,000.
Estate of Maria Robinson; order OF distribu-
ton to attorney OF Sallie A. Baylor. Estate of
John W. Rightstine; inventory of personal
estate returned. Estate of Caroline A. Cobb;
order appointing Nehemiah Cobb asministra-
tor on bond OF 81 ,000 Estate of Jane O. Nal
ord; first and final account of administrators
passed. Estate Of Albert Guenther; will adj
mitted to probate and letters of administration
issued. VIII Of Mary L. Talbot; order of pub
lication issued. VIII OF Hester Thomas; same
action.
EQUITY CoURT-Justice Hagner.-Perry VS..
Perry; auditors report ratified. In re petit
tion of Mary A. Conrad; encmubrance of wards
estate granted. Fournier VS.. Fournier; rule
discharged and attachment vocated. Oertley
VS.. Oertley; reference TO the auditor.
CIRCUIT CoURT-Justice eMacArthur.-Lough-
ran vs. De Atley; order of publication.
Schneider & Son vs.. Garland; suit dismissed
by plaintiffs and judgment against them for
costs Keyser VS.. Hitz; demurrer sustained.
jackson & Co. VS.. Schulze; demurrer over
ruled and leave to plead in twenty days. U.
s., use of Alexander, VS.. Richie, same action;
demurrer sustained and leave to amend in
twenty days; U. S. VS.. Eveleth ct al; judg-
ment for defendant.
The Evening critic., 1882-06-24
EAST WASHINGTON.

Az the tent.mcetlng last night, presided over
by Mossrs. Bud Eagleston and A. r. Hilton,
the efollowing programme was presented, inter
sporsed with music by tho choir; Remarks,
MIR. Green, OF the Navy.Yard; remarks, Mr..
OConnor, tho Irish poet; remarks, Mr.. |. L.
W. Thompsoni poem, composed and road by
Secretary Swan. Mr.. Pope Carroll, known as
the "ironclad orator. promised to address
one OF these meetings next week.
Tho beautiful fiowcr-gardens along East
Capitol street will repay any one for n walk
through that thoroughfarc.
The gigantic intellect OF Edward II. Leroy
was shattered last night Just beyond Lincoln
Park. Leroy insultcd lady whose escort had
LETT her for moment. Upon rotuin ming tho
sued Leroy and "atomized" n heavy cane
over his head. This impudent mashor Will
probably be more discreet in the future.
East Washington Temple, Juvenile Temp
lars, hold an interesting mceting last evening
at washington Hall. ono new member was
admitted and nice programme rendered.
Tho fact ls not forgotten that the Enterprise
Tea Company, corner OF Fourth street and the
Avenue, is still giving away glass and china
ware with purchases OF tea and coffee.
Colonel James A. Tait having been con-
G1med as magistrate, Will chang his banner
ON tho outer wall " and begin operations In n
few days.
The services at tho Uniontown churches TO-.
morrow VIII be OF very Interesting nature.
Capital Tent No. SO. l. o. r., held n business
meeting last night at McCauley's Hall.
stNe1hl inc fcs1ucnCeS arc Delng erected on
East Capitol street, In the vicinity Of Lincoln
Park
East Washington Band OF Hope meets this
afternoon at Odd-Fellows' Hall. A full meet.
ing is expected.
The Branch is dotted all over with rowing
parties every evening.
The Navy-Nard Museum, in which there are
innumerable relics of the late war, In the
shape of bombs, torpedoes, blundcrbusses and
other dinbolical Instruments OF destruction,
was visited yesterday by numerous visiting
members Of the q. A. Il.
By referring to the church notices II Will be
seen that several interesting services arc to be
held in East Washington churches tomorrow
The funeral Of Mrs. Elizabeth A. Bailey Will
take place at o'clock tomorrow evening from
her late residence, 112O l street southeast
Mrs. Bailey was an exemplary lady and hei
death is generally regretted.
Drop in the Ex, lslor Ice Cream Company
parlors, 303 Pennsylvania avenuo- cast, and
refresh yourself with plato of delicious
cream,
The Evening critic., 1882-06-24
He Had an AK TO Grind.

good joke has recently been told by a
Texas politician, and as It has never been in
print THE CRITIC will give 1t to the public.
While Mr.. Blaine was Secretary Of State he
was greatly annoyed by oniceseekers. one
morning while he was sitting IN his priv ate
Office, his little son and his private secretary
being the only persons in tho room with him,
amessenger came In with card. Mr.. Blaine
not having his glasses handed the card 10 his
secretary, who read "Mr. John Smith, San
Antonio, Texas"
"Yes," replied the Secretary. "Another
id Texan with an AK to grind" and then,
after n pause, added, "show the gentle
man IN"
Now, when the messenger retired the Secre-
tary got up and slipped into another room for
n few minutes, and when the Texas gentleman
was ushered into the room the private secre-
tary said: "Just take seat, sir, the Secretary
will be In In a minute"
Now, little boys always like to be entertain
ing, and then they are naturally of an inquisi-
tive turn of mind, and Master Blaine proved
10 be no exception to other boys In this re-
gard. So he proceeded TO entertain his
fathers company in his absence. After cycling
the Texan closely for a few minutes and care
fully taking his measure, he boldly inquired
sinister, what did you do With your ax?'
"My axf" replied the astonished Lone Star
man; II have no AK
''Why, my papa said You did, quickly re,
In he said 'there comes another Texan with an
AK TO grind"
just how tho Texas gentleman felt when nc
was receiving the warm salutations OF the po
lite Secretary can better be imagined than de
scribedl
The Evening critic., 1882-06-24
Evidently Two Crrulks,

A tall, suspicious looking man hovered about
the Riggs House this morning until IL o'clock,
when short, nervous individual Joined him,
and the pair. going around the corner, joiRed
in q whispered conversation, during which
the tall man gesticulated wildly, while the
short individual appeared to demonstrate for
some reason.
THE CRITIC "smelled MICE" and, taking
favo vorable position, olened his hearing
valves. Considerable emphasis was placed on
the words creed " and "Arthur," and they
were waited to the reporters ears, who, be-
coming more interested, crawfshed closer TO
the conspirator3 and overheard the finis of n
sentence, uttered in n determined tone: 'Even
n respite Will be sufficient cause to act you
know our instructions, and they must be
carried out"
The pair then separated, one going quickly
down Fifteenth street, toward the Avenue,
the other toward the White House.
1t is judged from their conversation that
these two men are with n party from Boston
and elsewhere, and that their Intention was
to do some startling work II Guiteau's sentence
had been committed, respited, or pardon
granted.
In this connection It Will be well to consider
the communication from n party in Boston,
published in THE CRITIC some time age, stat
ing that an organization had been formed fin
that city for work In the event above men
The Evening critic., 1882-06-24
senate Proceedings Yesterday.

After our report closed yesterday the Senate
passed bills granting condemned cannon, etc,
10 organizations at the following points; Vim
cennes, Ind. Marshalltown, Iowa; Ironton,
Ohio; Portsmouth, n. H.; Augusta, Me-. Coun-
ell Bluffs, Iowa. Westminster, Mass, and Dan
VILE, Ill.
At 2 80 the House bill 10 establish uniform
system OF bankruptcy came up as the regular
order.
Mr.. Hoar moved to substitute for the bill a
measure substantially Identical with what Is
known as the Lowell bill. The bill was then
laid aside until Monday, and the following
senate bills were passed To pay for use by
the Government OF the Protestant orphan
asylum property az Natchez, Miss, and, on
motion Of Mr.. Van Wyck, for the relief Of set
tiers and purchasers OF public lands In Ne
braska and Kansas. The latter was reported
unanimously by the Committee ON Public
Lands
Al 8 ;f5 tho House resolutions commemora-
tive Of the late Representative Allen, of Mis-
souIi, We're received, ana after impressive
remarks upon the life and services OF the de-
ceased by Messrs. Cockrell, Dawes, Brown and
Vest the usual mortuary resolutions were
adopted, and tho Senate, az o'clock, al
jouined until Monday.