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Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Latest from the
Corners.

Our patrons are interest.
led in us, and we are inter-
ested in them, and we pro.
pose to make our interests
more mutual during June
|if a LARGE STOCK and
|LOW PRICES can ac-
complish this result. Now
we never wait to let others
name the lowest prices first,
but are first to lead, and
that is the reason cur large
sales have continued during
the backward spring. We
very quietly let our custo-
mers know this fact when
they first looked at our
spring styles, and they told
their friends to come and
they found it to be a fact,
and they likewise told their
neighbors where to find the
best goods for the lowest
prices, and we learning that
we were the acknowledged
leaders asserted it through
the columns of the REpUB-|
LICAN. Now we mean to
maintain our position, and |
some new goods just in
have been marked ]ower
than ever for the same grade
and our whole stock CORE
spends with the ones just
added in quality and price,
md you will find that you
will be benefited byl
purchasing Of us, and
We will assure you that we (
make no empty declarations
n this advertisement. Come
nd look at the goods and
earn the prices if you do not
purchase. "a "a
WILMINGTON CLOTHING HOUSE, y
& MARKET. a.
NO. w. DIEFENDoRF & Co 81
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Quilted WOrkiugmeu's ExeuPsfo,

united WOrkingmen's Excursion
The United Workingmen of this city
will give an excursion in the cars frou
this city to Ocean Grove and Asbury
Park, on Thursday, june 18th. The
train will leave the depot at g. 80 q. ln.,
and will run through in three hours
without stop or delay. The excursion.
lists will have nine hours in which to
visit Long Branch, Huoy's Garden and
Elberon Cottage. The fare for the
round trip is $500. Tickets can he pro.
cured of Baynard & Dawson, L. Jarvis,
J. H. Seal, VIM. Y. Swiggett, Diefen-
dorf & Co., Ds. j. Il. Rile, Adams &
Bro Finley, Garrett and Wilson, DIR,
Gallagher, Jacob Treibler, Jr., e. H.
Cook,
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Tho Latest News,

Holland will make one large photo
graph with frame for $1.25, retouched
In the finest style, no finer made in the
city; 3 fine retouched cabinets for 81
cards finely retouched for 81 pictures
copied and enlarged in same style al
the very lowest prices. The only cheap
first-class gallery in the city, No.
East 3rd street, between Market and
King streets.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Failure Of an Insurance COMPANY

Superintendent Fairman, of the
New York Insurance Department., has
reported Western New York Life In.
surance Company of Batavia to the
Attorney General for failure to pay in
an Impairment of capital. The policy
holders are fully protected by the funds
held in the insurance Department. The
superintendent insists that the compa-
ny should be closed in order that the
policy holders may receive the amount
due them without delay.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Personal.

Mr. Edward Kemp, sou of the Rev.
MI. Kemp, deceased, has had the mis-
fortune to lose the entire sight of his
left eye. It is thought the sight of his
right eye will not be impaired. Mr..
Kemp has been indisposed for some
weeks and was ont for the first time for
little while last evening His very
many friends in this city will be sorry
to hear of his affliction.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
CLOTHING.
A BIG BREAK ALL ALONG
THE LINE,
AT JOHN II. MOORE'S.

LII DlANklS
AT JOHN II. MOORE,
22s- Market street-22s.
Great reduction in
the prices of Our stock
OF Spring and Summer
clothing for Men, Boys
and Children, from
today we are deter
mined to close out our
stock of spring and
Summer clothing and
have reduce d prices ac
cordingly. Our $40
Woolen Suits are re-
duced to 81 and IS; our
$I2 suits to 50 and $40
our SIS Suits to $12
and $13 and so on
through the whole line.
In our Boys and
Children's Department
the mark down is still
more noticeable. Many
of our children's suits
are marked at cost,
some below cost and
all at greatly reduced
prices. We make this
great reduction in time
SO as to lear our count
ers for the Fall and
Winter trade. Call and
see for yourself and be
convinced t h at first.
class clothing can be
bought as cheap, if not
ch aper, here than at
any place in the coun.
try.
Full lines of suitings
and trowserings always
on hand in our Custom
Department which has
been doing a heavy
trade since last March.
Good cutters, first class
goods and trimmings
and superior wor<men
characterize this De.
partment in every
branch.
Gentlemanly clerks
will wait on you wheth.
er you wish to purchase
or not, at
JOHN H. MOORE'S
22S MARKET STREET.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
M ALTERS h LOVATT,
TEACHERS AND MAKERS OF THE
BANJO.
ia Market st., Wilmington, Del. je2l.ot
DHlJAUELPHlA,W WIIAnirSfTOW W AMI
l. BALTIMORE RAILROAD
TRAINS WILL LRAvY WILMINGTON A poL.

| DHlLADELPHlA,W WlLMINEfTOW AM
i BALTIMORE RAILROAD
TRAINS WILL LEAvB WILMINGTON A 1ol
| LOWS:
May 7th, 1852.
For Philadelphia and .nterm mediste Sta
tions, $50, 1910 a. M; 2ao, 1, 1880, 966
p. m.
Philadelphia {sxpress), 2, 2:2s, $50, 7:2S, o..
9:s9 s:Ss ll:b3 q. m; l2:ls, lea 6:l7, o:lo
o:8', 7:26 p. m.
Now York ZOO, 22s. $50. t:2S, Ubs ll,bs =
m., ,sl2:3S, Lts,b.l7, t.ss 1882. m.
baltimore and Intermediate Stations, 10.
Ell Q. m, and 600 p. m.
Baltimore and Bay Line, a.s7 p m.
Baltimore and Washington, LIZ, l.A
sos, CIT Q. m. l.9o, *l:O8, d.67. u.o4 p. m.
Baltimore only, LOS q. m, 500 and 600 p. m.
Trains for Delaware Division leave for:
New Castle, ,o.eo, $40 q. M, LOS, 500, 6.2S p. o.
Harrington and Intsrnsdiate Statios,s, 10
,. m., Loo, 6.26 p. m.
Delmsr and intermediate Stations s.loa
NJ, Lo6, p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
ihiladelphis and lnIermediate Sta:iaA
alo .. M, IL m.6.3o, 7.S0, 9.ss p. N.
Philadelphia and Now York, 400, 223a m
Gl7, oSs. lisp. m.
baltimore and Washington La. s.n
sos. 9.l7 8. NJ; ll0A p. N. Bal. LOS am.
For further information passengers arc y
forred to tho time tables posted ut the dspos
Trains marked thus (*) are limited sxpres
upon which extra fare is charged.
FRANK THOMSON, J,K. WOOD
aenl Manager. devil Pass. AT.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
rne Work Of two BrutsA

ITHACA, N. j., June pa brutal
outrage was committed yesterday on a
child belonging to Union Springs by
Thomas E. Ford and John Wingfeld,
lately connected with the Frank A.
Robbins show and exposition. A re-
ward Of 5000 is offered for their appre.
hensiOn,
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
The FIrse's ExcurslOn.

The excursion of the First Presbyte.
rian Sunday school, Thursday, to Cape
May was an enjoyable atf,ir. The par
ty numbered about 900 and all had an
excellent time. The concerts by the
First Regiment band were highly sp.
preciated. The excursionists arrived
shortly before II o'clock.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
LOCAL TIM n TARLE
OORREOTEU Ma 8, 1852.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON Yt,R

TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON FOB
'nilAdelIN' ;'F', III ~,J rs SIS 800.
s.S8 t.6S AJ.Ji IL; - LA.ah, *I2:8S.
l:ts. 2:sO, 4:oo, b.l7, civ, o:ss, 7.so, p:t6 ..
n.
Aew York, 2:oo,z 3, s:W: $50, Z25, s:bs, ll:Ss
.. N. %l2:3S, l.63, 5.l7, o:38 p. m.
Baltimore, LOS, 1888 a. M; 1901 500 and 500
y. IN.
Baltimore and Washington, .:a!, 4sl, 500,
9l7 q. m.; l, Log, S5;, MA p. IN.
baltimore and Bay Line, s:67 p. IN.
Baltimore and Intermediate stations, 600 .
m.
Now CASTLE, 800, $40 q. A., ava t:zb p. m.
Harrington aud Intermediate Stations. $40
3. H.; l06; $40 p II. No Sunday traina
Uelmar and Intermediate Stations, $40 q. n.
Loo y. N.
Wilmington and Northern Railroad, 7:los ..
M; 300, b:oop m.
delaware Western Railroad, 1905, 1880 a. m.
$50 p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS FOR
Philadelphia, 200, 1928, $40 q. m. l2;oo b:17
$50, o:3s, 7:2o, 1:3a, s:bb, pm.
philadelphia and New York, 200, 2:2s, q. M,
GIT, o:SS 7:26 pm
Baltimore and Washington, LOS, 1:42, Gb1
sos, 9l7 a. m.. 1l:04 y. IN.
ARRIVE AT WILMINGTON FROM
Philadelphia, 1:Az 4:6l. .7:so, sOU, 9 o6, s:l2a.m
ll:+9, 1l:6e M; 1850, *l:O9, 2bO, 4:86
4bo, b:63, o.0O, ,o:20, ,o57, 800, $50, llo4, l2b
p. m. Sundays, i:42, 10, 500, 1910
an 2So. 1885. 11.oo. 1850 /. III
From New York, 1:s2. 4:47. s:vU a. m., Loo, loo
500, e:57, ll'o4 p. IN. On Sundays, l-32
4:6l, 500 q. m., u:O4, p, m
From Baltimore, 1851, 223, O. 4, 1l;63, 1898 a
M, l:63, ELL, 6:3s,7:A, 9:55. On Sundays,
200, 2:23 a. m., 5l7, $685. .:24, 9:o5.
From Washington, 200 2:23, ll:65 a. N, 1898
Eb3, b:l7, e:3s, 7:24, 9:N p. m. On Sundays,
ZOO, 2:23, q. m., SIT, s:3s, 7:24, s:55 p. m.
New CASTLE, $50, lc:lb o. M; 1905, 500, s:es
p. IN. No Sunday trains.
delaware Railroad, $3.50 q. H.; IL eosp.
N. No Sunday trains.
Wilmington and Nortt era Railroad, s4
a. n.; h:a6. o:6b bp In.
Delaware Western Railroad, 800 q. M; 2lS
p. m.
TRAINS FOR WILMINGTON LEAVE
18th and Market streets, 1890,
sb5, $50 7:l6, 1896, 8:2l, 1920, !l:00, II so,
m, 1923, l:So, 3:lt. 4:O2, 4:3o, sos, Sis,
b:66, o:36, $40, 1000, 1915, ll3O, D, m. on
Sundays, 1880, 1855, 7:l5, $50, a. m, los,
600, 1000: l0:l6, ll:3o p. m.
Figures marked thus ~ denote the limited
express trains,
SPECIAL NOTICE,
Spocfa train will leave 8rays' Ferry for
3road and Washington avenue station on ar
wal Of following trains leaving Wilmington
It $50, 800, 900, $40 q. m. and 2:30 D. N.
1eave Broad and Washington avenue for
Wilmington at $50 7:l6 s:lO. 1915 am. 1:3O
~. 8:l0 p. IN.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
k0Alg ned.

1t Is stated that j ohm B. White, mail :
ing clerk in the office of the Morning
News, severed his connection with that
Office yesterday. He has secured situa.
ton with John V. Sheppey. the halter,
1t 6O6 Market street. We wish him
success in his new enterprise.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
TO.nlOrrOw's Sunday Papers.

As usual, the papers sold by Davis,
ot 6l8 Market street, will be brim full
of "all the news, and the truth about
the news" The great Masonic parade
in Philadelphia to-day, labor notes,
Washington gossip, political news, and
in fact everything worth reading.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
LOsl-Sieeve Button.

Enoch Moore, Jr., advsrtises lost
sleeve button, made from silver coin,
with the letter IN" marked on it in
tlack enamel. He offers reward for
its return to 307 W. Eighth Street.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
LoAvas Cleveland d .

CLEVELAND, D., June 23.-Mrs. Sco-
Vile, having failed to get an interview
with Mrs. Garfield, has left the city
without telling her destination.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Fine Frames.

Sutterley & Co., 1902 Market street,
have just received large invoice OF
fine frames which they are selling
25 per cent. lower than any place in the
city. A fine 8x10 frame fixed for so
cents formerly sold at t$1.0O call and see
them.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
The ARMY Worm Pesi.

BoRDENTowN, N. j., June 23.-The
army worm has made its appearance in
the vicinity of Jobston, arlington
county. The farmers are trying to get
rid of the pests by burning them and
blowing them under.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
DROPOSALS

l. -YOR-
BUILDING NEW SUAOOL HOUSE, ETO.
Sealed proposals will be received by the
committee at the residence OF b. X. Heisler.
No. 20t French st. Wilmington, Del, until
u m on Mondsy, the 9oth day Of June, 1882,
for erecting school building In the rear and
making sundry alterations to public school
20 4, Washington street above Second, vii.
mington. Del.
The drawings and speclf can be seen
at the office of the architect, Frank X Oars
we'll, No TO- W. sixth street, Wilmington,
Del, after o'clock, p. m., Wednesday, the
2lst. between the hours Of 8 q. m and IL m.,
p m. and 6p. m.
The committee reserve the right to reject
any or all bids. H. u. HICKMAN,
b. X. HEISLER,
Je2l.5t Committee.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

IN meeting Of Perpe ual Saving 4 Loan
Association Will be held on Tuesday, June
9th, at s O'Clock, p. m., when the report Of
the auditors will be submitted and an elec.
tton of officers for the ensuing year will be
held. M. L. LIOhTENSTEIN.
]23-4t Secretary,
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Mast be Done.

The entire stock of the Boston Cloth.
ing House must be closed out as soon
rs possible to quit the business.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
HuRDDor Lunch

to. night at Freye's saloon. II East Sec.
ond Street. All lovers of snapper
should be on hand and partake.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Visit

the great closing out sale at the Boston
Clothing House.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
Dr.. SHINING vegetable Liver FlI,.

Dr. SHINING Vegetable Liver Fiis.
Tho perfection Of pills; Mankind's Favor !,
PILLS. (sugar coatedl Now endorsed by the E
eands: They move tho bowels easily bv actins
dirocrly on tho liver, restore the lost energis
BY promoting the healthy acticn Of tho livsi
Ia doing this headache, neuralgia, pains II
the right or left side or through the limbs
indigestion, costiveness, sick stomach, wssi
back, dizziness, bad feelings through th,
body, aching limbs, biliousnoss, ,ague genera
cured The7 positively operate without Krir
ping, sickening, weakening, or leaving III
bowels costive. A splendid easy purgatiy
and perfect liver cure. 26 cents; kmii
boxes (six In one,) q, sent BY mail. Sold B.
All leading medicine dealers. Main dspo
Fourth and King streets, Wilmington, Usl |
philadslphis depot, ec7 Aroh street, Johnsos
HOLLOWAY d %. nov220
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
A STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL

sAls held by the ladies of st. Jane es church
illAshal of Mt. Lebanon Masonic l. odge at
NeEFl1 on the evenings Of June 23rd and
Y Admission on first evening, including a
lale o' foe cream, rs cents; and 10 cent? on
e@ad evening. the parties t, paw for their
ensn, Prot. Ford and several of his pupils
|sllcontrlbute to the interest Of the enter
|.slnnelt on Friday evening. Proceeds for
|tAs benefit OF the church. jel2-2t
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

1rrANrED-A GIRL FOR GENERAL
" fousework apply at 4o2 West
Tlntesnth street. 3-Zt'
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

ryyaNTED-A COLORED GIRL FOR
w general housework only 2 IN family.
Appy at wv Shipley st Je.3 wv
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

For pleasure and sight seeing 60 on
the Gouley's Excursion on Thursday,
July Goth. He will give 1t his atten.
ton to make 1t the best of the season.
Read advertisement in another column.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

.as,s. and 6avs 6yra,s :. followed tho Ice cream
cpIsssd 70 os ssnppy customers With VGiHessars n,rs
s sad sa{sstsInmssss,p sSstssdIdinss picnic parties.
ty allsd. All ALL % promptly and SAT- sati q. !.
saddogqeiy, cholose ,e, on hand o full line OF
"%lVlli insurvss ivs iirait,, eto. Give me- n n
,s M.' Corner q, ,v,AARLES KYLE
,i"%l1 No. 81 'ixth ~ and Orange streat,
o. " and IS sso Second 'siSsss, St,s.t
m6.tf
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
WAETED.

~YyANIED-rWO 60 ID CARRIAGE
W trImmers to go to Norfolk, Va, a
,tssay iob guaranteed. apply to +. W..
in.us usaus ihs office. ie23 3t*
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

xr,.NrE FOUR OR FIVE ABLE
w hodied ia III hands TOT harvest worI.
lnO,v tn W, ATWOOD WELDlN,
Asf sf;.ssst near Newport, Del
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

TANTEU.-BOARDERS AT NO. 4l2
" King Street. Pleasant rooms and
rood Recommendations ,e23 'N+
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

-ovsaLE-OHEAP;SEVEkAL -ov SIN
engines and boilers. }. Il. hlRZEIA,
eIsd rsaand at ie2l-6t
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
NOTICES
.N''loE'
Fourth Of July
PRE ULAMATION

q U s, PISTOLS, CANNONS, FIRI
CRAOKERS, or other Fir works
within the City Limits,
aS-W i'll be strictly Enforced TN.
"lf any serson sh Ill, within the city limits
throw o. fire any crackers, squib or 9th. Ire
Worx. or nre or discharge any cannoo, swivel
gun, pistol or 0 her fire arms, or if any per.
son, except in the course OF sOme trade or
business, in any stree lane or alley of tn.
city, or In any OF orplace In the city within
fifty yards of any street, lale or alley, or In
ary other place in the city, 50 as to end8rger
any building, shall make q bonfire or any
fire In the open air, he shal for every sue i
offence forfeit and pay a tine of IOt less than
one dollar nor more than ten dollars.
Provided, however, that 1t shall not be
unlawful to throw or fire crackers, squibs or
other fireworks within the city limits on the
Fourth of July or the day observed as such"
Phamplet Of ordirs noes, 1879, Up 45.4e.
I23t-S-7 j HIN p. ALLMOND. Mayor.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

-, sAIE- NEW hOUS s FROM
vi A. 2p to 5000. Terms easy. q: II. TIN
y sH -Sl French st. jel2 lint
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

ns.1E-ThE GOOD WILL AND
Ny NJs.,nrc, om of q we'll established tavern
.arss hau INQUIRE at this office. je%3-tf
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

q OK RENT-THREE OR FIVE VERY
g. desirable r00ms on modern terms. at
1925 Market st. je2l.Stt
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

DIOR RENT.-STOnL AND CEILAR IN
J good location; inquire 81 lob Z. Second
treet. aI0tf
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24

LNoR RENT-A DESIRABLE sUMMRR RESI-.
e dence near Wilmington, for particulars
address Mrs. Jo.ephene Hunter, Delaware
City, Del. jelS7
Daily Republican., 1882-06-24
FOR RENT.
ENOR RENT.

CNOR RENT TWO LARGE SECOND
e story front rooms, suitable for house.
keeping, small family. keLt reasonable. d.
quire Of +. Fish, r, Front & King. je23-2L*
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Won,an's Ireadach es.

The New York Herald, which devotes
most Of its space to news, has published n
brief editorial on woman's headaches,
which is certainly more suggestive than
many OF the articles in that paper One
principal reason why women suffer more
than men with headache, is the fact that
their life is largely indoors, and they are
not able TO take somuch physical exercise.
There is very little complaint OF headache
at summer resorts, where the windows are
always open, and games and excursions
constantly tempt people into the open air.
Girls who ride, row, sail and shoot, seldom
have headache, and the same is true OF
those who work in fields, as women in
many countries do. Headaches might be
almost banished from civilized society by
a wise and careful system of physical
training and a rational system OF diet. We
ought to be ashamed of having head
ache as OF being unable to read or write or
speak our Language correctly.
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worldly Of Barbarlans.

Roumania evidently has in her mode OF
judicial procedure great opportunities for
reform. In the district of Dambrovitza ten
peasants uniustIy suspected OF stealing
were treated recently with outrageous bru-
tality in order to compel an acknowledge
meut Of guilt. First they were severely
punished with the bastinado, and as they
still declared themselves innocent, they
were then stripped aud severely beaten
with nettles. Under orders from the sub.
project, the quilts OF ducks were then yio-
lcntly forced between the nails OF their
fingers and thenesh. When these tortures
had failed to extort confession the men
were submitted to Undesirable outrages,
and then they were hung up by the feet
Here they remained till they were half
dead, and then, to save their lives, they
confessed to having stolen the goods. Be-
fore the judge their innocence was clearly
established and their sulEcrings fully de.
scribed, but the authors OF these inhuman
tortures appear to have all escaped scot
fran
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Keep tito Yourself.

You have trouble-your feelings are in
jured, your husband is unkind, your wife
frets, your home is not pleasant, your
friends do not treat you fairly, and things
ingeneral move unpleasantly. Well, what
OF it? Keep it to yourself. A shoulder
ing fire can be found and extinguished; but
when the Goals are scattered who can pick
them up? Bury your sorrow. The place
for sad and distrusting things is uncler the
ground. A cut lingeris never benefited by
pulling off the plaster and exposing it I'M
der somebody's eye. Tie ii up and let it
alone. 1t will get well sooner than you
can cure it. Charity covereth multitude
OF sins. Things thus covered are often
covered without scar; but once published
and confded to meddlng friends, there is
no end to the trouble they may cause
Keep it to yourself. Troubles are trans
lent, and when asorrow is healed and pass
ed, what comfort it is to say: "No one
ever knew it until the trouble was all
over"
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In States where there are the greatest
number OF industries the rate OF wages for
farm laborers is the highest Farm labor.
ers are well paid in Massachusetts, not be.
cause there is a scarcity Of population or be,
cause farming is profitable, for the reverse
OF these is the fact, but for the reason that
there are many kinds OF employment III
which even unskiled laborers can engage
There are quarries to be worked, mills to
run, vessels to be manned, railroads to be
operated, fisheries to be managed, teaming
to be done, and large number OF manu-.
factories Of various kinds in which men
can engage.
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a young friend OF mine was dining with
his father few nights ago. George
said the fond parent when they next met,
"you took my overcoat instead OF your
own, and regret to say found the peck
cts OF your coat full Of cigarettes and
matches" 81 discovered my mistake,
rather" replied the son, directly l got
outside, for found the pockets OF the coat
| had on contained chocolate creams and
three pair OF ladies' gloves"
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Now the maiden sadly signs, with mist
before her eyes, as she settles back, and in
her mind doth dream, dream, dream; soon
snoring she will see, Charles Augustus
Henry b., whose pocket-book she'll empty
on ice cream, cream; cream.
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"Ah, my FRIEND" said clergyman to a
parishoner, who was the husband OF ter
magant and who had made application for
divorce, 1--WE should be yielding and for.
giving. There are no divorces in Heaven"
That's the reason," said the sufferer,
"why l am so anxious to get n divorce
here"
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Chaucer parties are fashionable among
young girls in London, but an American
girl prefers a saucer, with strawberry ice
cream, and another spoon with a mustache
sitting opposite.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1882-06-21

"Youare as full OF airs as music box"
is what young man said to girl who re-
fused to let him see her home. "That may
be-" was the reply, 'but l don't go with 4
crank"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1882-06-21

A method has been discovered recently
by which good walking shoes can be made
from leather. This will have tendency
to relieve the great strain on tho paste
board market.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1882-06-21

Young man when you feel like breaking
out into spring poetry, take u big dose OF
birthstone and treacle. Cures the most
aggravating case on record.