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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

DoCToRs now pronounce cucumbers q
tonic. Doctors, it will be observed, have an
eye to business.-ChicGgo Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

A MATTER-oF-FAcT boy defined salt a
=" that stuff which makes potatoes taste BAG
when you don't put any on"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

Now the festive ice-man shortens up his
| weight, and says: "Its cold day when get
leftn-N. Y. Graphic.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13
EniIepsy Fits)

Successfully treated. Pamphlet Of particulars
MEDIcAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

gE Make your old things look like new by
using the Diamond Dyes, and you will be
happy. You can get any of the fashionable
colors for 10 cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13
Personal.

SOLOMON was the first man who proposed
to part the heir in the middle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

A TRAMP called his shoes Corporations, >
because they had no soles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

A sALooN-KEEPER has invented drink
which he calls the bell punch, because it
makes holes in the pockets Of his patrons
CHICAGO Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

WITH some men the penny's mightier than
the sword, sure enough.-Boston Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

MUMM1Es are the only well-behaved persons
who are now left in Egypt.-Nep Orleans
Picdyune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

A WESTERN paper heads an account of the
drowning of four young men: "a Fatal
Pleasure. ''-Bost0m Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13
Diseases of Women.

Large treatise for three stamps, giving means
D1spENsARY MEDICAL Assoc'N, Buffalo, N. Y
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

Thousands of ladies cherish grateful re-
membranes of the help derived from the use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13
Make HENS LAY

travelling in this country says that most of the Horse
and Cattle Powders sold here worthlesstrash He
says Sheridan Condition Powders absolutely
pure and immensely valuable Nothing on earth win
make hens lay like Sheridans Condition Powders
Dose, one teaspoonful to pint food Sold every
where or sent by mail for eight letter stamps. 8.
JOHNSON CO., Boston, Mass, formerly Bangor, Me.
PARSONS PunGATIvE PILLS make new rich blood.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

OF course, it is true, but isn't it rather
heartless to speak of blind man as an un-
slightly person.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

| s'RoUGH ON RATS" Clears out rats, mice,
reaches, bed-bugs, vermin, chpmunks. 15c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

AT the Hub-'I am tired" sighed the
wheel. 'Poor felloe," spoke the axle, wagon
his tongue"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

"BUCHUPAIBA." Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney Diseases. 81. at Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

ASK your druggist for Redding's Russia Salve.
keepit in house in case of accidents Price 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

EVERYBODY has standing invitations to at
tend open air mass meetings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

NEVER strike feather duster when it is
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13
new Rich Blood!

PARSONS PURGATIVE PILLS n NJ. 4 K 4 :
Blood and win completely change the blood IN the
tire system in three months Amy person who WIN take
I Pill each night from to g weeks may be restore6
erywhcFe, sent by mail for D letter stamps ]. s.
JOHNSON Co.. Boston. Mass. formerly Bangor. No
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

Wakefeld's Blackberry Balsam, for diarrhea.
TRY the new brand. Spring Tobacco"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-07-13

thrilling adventures OF all the
conter fighters Indians outlaws and wild beasts
our whole country from the ea,ss. times to the present
goons Kenton Brady Crockett , Bowie HopssSn n:
and Crook great Chiefs and of others.
GENEROUSLY ILLUSTRATED with / IS fine
ANYTHING sell STANDARD PUB. Co. ST. LOUIS, Mo-
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Bethei,
Mrs, Hill Of Washington, ID, Co.
with her daughter, has been visiting
her old home,
The Adventists have been erecting
new buildings on their Camp Ground,
They are now having meetings which
will continue until next Sunday,
by reason of the skill OF our
physicians or other causes, our dis
abled fellow citizens are beginning to
appear on the streets again Ed, Morse,
Alton Webster, Julius Lane, Albert
Day, and several others,
Bethel village u soon to be blessed
with another blacksmith shop, From
the names we are assured that II will
be q good shop with drst-rate work
man In II, Mr., Newell Byam builds
tho aforesaid shop on the corner Of
Holden Hatchs lot, and James Manix
will occupy it-that Is ifreporls are
correct,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Dis Ha {, or manrronD, IS. Court held at
Woodstock within aud for said District on
the twenty third day OF August, A. ID. 1882,
Present, Hon. John Porter, Judge.
Rufus Shaw's estate. Woodstock, intestate.
Whereas, Joseph q. Mckenzie, Admins.
traitor OF ssld estate, has presented to said
Court his petition in writing. setting forth the
amount Of debts due from the said deceased,
and the expenses OF administration, the value
Of the pcisonal estate aud the situation OF the
real estate, aud that the sale Of a part OF Paid
real estate is necessary, TO pay said debts,
and a part can not DO sold without injury to
those Interested in the remainder aud there
fore making application to SAID Court for
license to sell the whole OF said real estate
and all other real estate Of the said interstate,
If any such there be within this State;
Thcreupon the Court appoints the first
Wednesday Fourth day Of October next rs
time, and the Probate Office in Woodstock
aforesaid as place of hearing and deciding
on said application, and orders that notice of
SAID application be given to all persons in
terested in said estate, tho reason for the
same, and the time and place of hearing, by
publishing .hree weeks successfully in the
Spirit of the Age, q newspaper printed at
Woodstock, in TINS State. which circulates In
the neighborhood Of those interested Gall
which publications shall be pre- vious to said
time Of hearing)a copy Of the record OF this
order, that they may appear before said Court
and be heard in the matter Of said application,
II they sec cause.
A true record.
HENRY s. DANA, Register.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30
Norwich,

Norwich,
Miss ELLA Smith Is quite low viii
consumption, and Is under the care O
DR., Smith OF Hanover,
Mr., Abel Hibbard recpntly found IL
his garden piece of silver coin bear
ing the date l7s,
Miss l., Nellie Loye'And aud Miss
Nellie II. Baldwin are about TO open
rooms opposite the Rural House IL
Norwich, where dress making In all III
latest fashions will DO carried on. The
Taylor system Of cutting q speciality
Call aud see them.
The Rev, Mr., Conkling and wife,
who have been spending some weeks
here, left yesterday for their home In
Chelsea, Mass,
Mrs, Hall and daughter, from
Detroit, arc spending few weeks with
Mrs, Tracy.
Henry Hatch has sold his place to
Mrs, Huntington for $500.
School commences in District No,
/, Sept, 4lh, Mrs, Ellen Sargent,
teacher, The school house has been
fitted up with new desks etc,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Qu echee.
The Gulf bridge was looked over
last week aud tho screws frightened.
Miss Thomas takes her place in
our public school as teacher again.
Mary Anderson, our soprano sing
or, Is away for u three or four weeks
vacation IN Massachusetts, and Mrs. j,
G, Parker supplies her place in tho
choir,
Mrs. +, Brown aud sister are
shingling and making other improve
ments on their shop and dwellings.
Miss Anna Il, Benson, formerly u
teacher in one of our schools, and later
for two years at Hartland, left Monday
for the far west to engage in teaching.
Thomas S. Carter met with scri-
Gus fall recently, but is recovering from
it. Can't afford to lose "Tom."
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

STATE op VgRaosr,t Alta Probate CouIl
Hartford District MI. hold at Woodstock
Within aud Tor said District, on tho nino.
teonlh day Of August, A. u. 1882
Present, Hon, John Porter, Judge
Humphrey Rodgers estate, Hartland, In.
testate.
Henry H. Daniels, Administrator Of said
estate, proposes to render an account OF his
administration and to present his account
against said estate for examination and al
lowanco at Probate Court to DO held at
Woodstock aforesaid on tho second Wednes-
day QourIh day. OF October next. Tho
Court therefore orders that notice OF the
same be given TO all persons interested In said
estate, by publishing copy OF the record Of
this order three weeks SUCCESSFULLY Ia the
SpirU Of Me Ag', a newspaper printed at
Woodstock aforesaid, that they may APP
pear before said Court and contest the al
lowance OF laid account II they see cause.
a true rcoid
HENRY S. DANA, Register.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30
Chester.

Chester.
The drought has cut short the
corn and potato crop in this vicinity
nearly one-half The hay crop is not
an average one compared with other
years.
There are many sour faces upon
republicans in this town in regard to
Hon. L. P. Poland's nomination for
congress. 1t is thought that Hon. G.
L. Fletcher will receive something
more than his party vote.- Rutland
Standard.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

TaftsvilIe.
We understand Mr.. j. p. Parkhurst
has about completed his arrangements
for starting up the Foundry and Ma
chine Shop. May success crown his
efforts.
We are indebted to w. d. Bishop
for his successful efforts in raising
funds, and procuring new lamps for
lighting the school room where we hold
evening gatherings. Last Sabbath eve
the room was nicely lighted for the
first time for years.
Rev. Mr.. Hough has been invited to
speak at the School House next Sun.
day eve at Z O'Clock. We have moi
heard whether he will come or not.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30
IInrtlnn,I.

IInrtlnnN.
Over $50 persons went on the eX-
cursion to Lake Memprcmagog last
week.
An effort is again being made to
raise money to hold services at the
Congregational church.
About 40 children from New
York, arrived last week. They arc
sent by the fresh air fund and will be
well cared for while they remain.
A new road is called for down the
Barron hill, at the northwest part of
the town. Wait until we pay at least
part of our town debt.
The grove meeting was grand
success and will probably be held again
next year.
Two men from Bennington county
recently purchased flock Of nearly
$50 sheep, paying about $3.50 per
head.
-Weircgret to learn of the recent
illness of Mr.. II. B. Watriss, one of
the most active and honorable men we
have in town.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30
FelcllVillc.

Felchvillc.
"A Centennial Picnic was held last
Saturday at an ancient cottage owned
by Ed. Hammond,-it being the first
frame building built in Reading. The
assembly numbered about two hundred.
The entertainment consisted of songs
by George M. Clark and Seymour
Holden; also, speeches by George M.
Clark, Rev. Mr.. Head and Rev. Mr..
Herrick, the latter giving history Of
the premises etc. Lemonade served
gratis. Refreshments were partaken
of and a general good time enjoyed.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Sharon.
1t is reported that new school fur
nture has been obtained for District
No. 1.
Hattie Morse, who has been stop
ping some weeks at +. B. Baldwin's,
returned to Barton Landing on Friday.
j. S. Wiley has received the APP
pointment of Postmaster for Sharon.
A. N. Follett left town Saturday
for Butler Hospital, Providence, r. l.,
where he holds Il good position.
Rev. S. A. Parker, will preach at
Smiths hall next Sunday at 2 p. m.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Arsenic and quinine are not desira-
BILE commodities to carry about in ones
system, and it is to be hoped that the
poisonous ague remedies have had their
day. Ayers Ague Cure is sure an
tidote for the Ague, and all malarial
fevers, and is perfectly harmless, leav-
ing the system in as good condition as
before the disease was contracted.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30
StOckbri0ge.

StOckbridge.
The soapstone business at this
place, a new enterprise, Mr.. G. O..
Durkee proprietor, is an important
branch of business here.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

COLDIERS now suffering from wounds or
Odiseaae of any kind caused by military service
are entitled to Pensions. Widows. minor
children. dependent mothers or fathers OF
soldiers who died from the effects Of their
service are also entitled. Many invalid pen.
sioners are entitled to an increase. Carefai
assurance given in delayed or rejected claims.
"a maoy can be allowed with but little more
evidence. Complete instructions with refer
ences sent on application. Chas. aud Geo. A.
King, Attorneys at Law, GIG st., Washing.
ton. ID. G.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Il w ''''''' ~" WV
office that II frightened US, No. you
can't get vs. IN the same "piekie" twice,
Now We would suggest the name OF
Charles Carlisle for the place, lie Is
a farmer aud granger, believes in
equal taxation, and Is In every way
competent TO I'LL the office,
j, u. McCollom writes usl-'Dr,
A, N. Logan Of Woodstock, extracted
from the ear Of q young lady In Gays
vile, on Sunday, the 27th ull,, q com.
mon sized pea beau, which had been
Embedded there four years, causing al
most constant pain, Several attempts
have been made before this to remove
II, but without success"
r.. y.,o,, Co. y, l., ,v,,, h. hs,d
,a,',aa,,"', ,,',,,, ,no Ch.mn,oIn Val.
,'es,".'oa y, I,o,nond por, I,
- 49,. ~ p''.,,"a,oa Can, 10 "a
~ onG,s Tho ennno, address, will
ho 1o,lyorod hv Px.Gov Joh, Greoorv
e.,,,h on TL,,.aov ,Lo I'm m. |
,o,,.oo1s ,.,,, oo,,y "a, .xo,rs;on ,o,es
,a1.o.. Ham, C,o,L soo,o,0ry R,t-
Iooj ga, p.o,,,,,, I s,s ala
Uvc,p Tou's C,n,y.-The Town
Hall will M doubt be crowded 10 wit.
nos. the only authorized Uncle Toms
Cohi, Com,onv. IN Mrs. Harriet
Beceher StoMe's moral story, Uncle
Toms Cabin. They come well en-.
dorscd and with tbe usual pack of
'''ee ,"",, IT,
e,' me. -, ,a.,o
~ ri.
-, w 80, M 49,.
copy OF Uncle TOMS 'ap'h' po"h" III"
illustrated TO every purchaser OF TWO
reserved seats providing they are p"r-
chased before the day OF the perform
ancc. The seats ARE now ready and
books can be seen at Dnrant's book
store.
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,''s..,.'.". :, .,...,,a -, a.. A.o
om 80. -. 20,
,.,.. o. w,..'1 pon
..,. :. w. .,,,o,.,o, H.. ,hon,
c. ,,a, oo,oo =, Ala oan,;nn election
D.. ".1ou oc,ro,.m Con,u,;,,oo
Don't forget that Mrs. Manchester
sp,aks nj the Town Hall next Sunday,
both forenoon and afternoon. Invita-.
ton to NIL.
PENCIL characterization next Tues
day-vote early and oitcn.--Dry-the
word feebly expresses IT, although Il
good Saxon Observation-Disclosures petter.--
The oysters vacation IS up tomorrow
he'll have warm receptlon.-lhe
toy pistol has had its day.-Dr. N.
Randall, and his two sisters, start to
visit brother at Brockport, N. y,
on Monday next, and will be absent
several weeks.-Village schools begin
their fall term Sept. 11th."-Our dry
goods and clothing dealers have extend
ed the time for closing their stores, on
Tuesday and Friday evenings, during
the months of September and October.
Republican candidates for Town
Representative are as plenty as black
berries, and the honest voter can hard
a.. ,rhuoo c,s,;o,,,,o uodd;,rs will
.,i.o I :, .,;s L,,ch hoco,o v;,,or
soto e r,,oor ;s corrert -Ouiet {
uooL on South s,root We bavo co.
o,roa ,ho sor,;oos of a nov 6obt;no
oo;,ou 10 = o,G,, 10 cows 10 Ind
Inc, os ,;of Lin man 90 not
nI:.. I,o,. p,,.,a. h,s uo,.o,, ho, houso
:. A., y ~ ,I..L 49,, 1850. W..
=. IT, ..:,,, -. .:..a. No. uouo.;o
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

A good medicinal tonic, with real merit
Is Browns Iron Bitters, so all druggists
say.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Rev. Peter Merrill, of the Meth
odist denomination, is now stationed at
Mortified, at salary of $3.50 year
and house rent. During the first four
years of his ministry he received from
$50 to 800 year. He is now on the
10th year of his ministry and was once
stationed here. He says he never
snapped horses, and now owns the
same one he always drove.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

The house owned by tho Savings
Bank on Linden street, now occupied
by Phillip Royce, has been purchased
by Frank j. Slmmons, for $1,000.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

The entertainment by the Woodstock
Dramatic Club, which was advertised
for last week was postponed until
Thursday evening, this week The
play, "Engaged," Is said to be far sr''
perior to anything ever produced here
Don't forget tho tlme--to'morrow
Thursday evening,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

Don't forget that Mrs. Manchester
speaks at the Town Hall next Sunday,
both forenoon and afternoon. Invita-.
ton to all.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1882-08-30

VIM. Benson and Sorrell Lucia, two
Nimrods of note, and masons in the
employ of Mr.. Billings, took days
vacation Tuesday, secured the hills,
and returned in the evening with Fl
gray squirrels. Beat this if you can !!
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-12-27

As a great deal had been said about
the decline of the merchant marine
of our country, and thus far sat
isfaCtory reason has not been given for
the same, would it not be well for Con
gress to abolish the law requiring the
employment of crews in American
ports, and thuo permit a air competi-
zion with vessels Of other nations in
this particular. IF this movement
should not prove etiicacious other r.
etrictiOns ight next be abolished
If the change we Buggest should resul'
10 The employment OF seamen Of Eoreigr
birth, the los3 to our laborers would b'
made up by the demand for the con
struction of new vessels and the equip
ment of the same.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-12-27

FROM ALL over the country ana
most notably from our own State, comes
the news OF an unusually disofderiy
and drunken Christmas. II this oac'
ohanalian WaVe'of debaGchery rolls Oh
without abatement, people WHO were
never in favor of local option moi pro
hibitory laws, will be compelled '9r
their own protection and the protection
of society, TO make choice OF prohi-
bition. The decent, respectable licensed
dealers in liquors, have more at stake
in this matter than any other class OF
citizens and they owe it to themselves
and their business u bring to the bar
of Justice those who habituaily violate
the Law, and by 80 doing create sentt'
ment in favor Of prohibitory laws tra'
will overthrow the traffic. The drunk
On debauchery of Christmas day will
not tear repetition.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-12-27

N02t4 HING SFREET', hat Tor sale
pfcccn and luEzIe loading Runs Of all make
rev0lvers and c. rtridges Of all Rinda Flo
rlckel- plated reviewers, $i.2t. Implements
Tor breech .oading guns,glass balls and trh 2,
and tshihH taokls. Repairing done at shoH
.OtiCo
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-12-27

This Ia one OF the most important
subjects that can claim the attention oil
.nv man. The mortality in our city Is
not very great, yet 1t might be 'es"
ANY dipinution Of the number OF
deaths in the coming year: must dc
pend more on the care exercised by
both young and old than upon the con
dition Of the sewers, The air we breathe,
or the water we drink. Diseases are
often attributed to theee that are the
resu 1t Of sheer carelessness. There are
certain physical laws that cannot be
violated with impuIity, and every one
must exercise proper care over his con
duct or % prepared TO pay the penal
ty. Over eating, improper exposure
and neglect will lead to sickness and
death, in the most healthful locations
and under the most favorable climatic
influences. The great mortality among
children may be attributed to negIesI
and ignorance on lhe part OF parents,
and want of skill in rome cases on the
part of physicians. We can not hope
for much improvement until parents
learn TO pay more attention to the dress,
diet and management Of their little
ones. The same may be said in regard
to many cases of typhoid that have oc,
CURED. Strong men have occasionally
been stricken down and allowed 10 die
whose lives might have been greatly
prolonged Lad they actel promptly
when the disease first manifested Itself
The delay to call in a physician or tt
take medicine until the system bad be
come thoroughly poisoned, wrough
their dissolution. Had the poisonous
matte. been in the air We bres the, The
water we drink, or any climatic il
tluence, whole families would hav'
been stricken down and every man
wcman and child in the city woul'
have been similarly affected.
All who take poison will FEEL its in
fluence and if the antidote is no
promptly applied, the consequences vii
10 more or less serious, Proper attention
should always be paid to the streets
to the purity OF the water, to the re
moval Of filth, and to the dwellings oc
cupied. 1t is folly, however, to attn
tute disease to these causes that orig
nate from exposure, over eating, ne
elect and the violation Of the slmples
laws OF hygiene. Let all pay more at
tention TO their diet, to the condition
the stomach, keep good hours, and TAX
the rest required to invigorate nature
and then they can defy the winds o
winter as well as the heat Of sunme
and live the period assigned AZ the US
8 al age for man to attain, should seV
= er TO the Delaware never be Construc
ell.