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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18
RAILROADS, STEAMERS, ETC.
CENTRAL Pacific RAILROAD.

AS FOLLOWS:
S,sA A. M.-(Smdays exceptetl-Accommo
t'ov dation Train to Marysville, Red Bluff ana
Redding.
g.Na s. M.-Daily>-C p. Emigrnnt Train to
12o ~ H o. Ss0 FPS Pacific Express via
f0GG sr sGSa 9s5Sa!sr as Sr
San Francisco, touching a. 81 Say ports
on the Sacramento river.
Hoo A. u.-(Sundays exceated) PASSENGER
EA'o" Train for Woodland, Williams and Wi.
lows.
i.50 i' assD:.! ;. a.. E;f p. r,sssa
Train for lone ard n La i,rcD y. Nh the :. p.
Atlantic Express for MADEIRA, Newhall
(San Buenayen,ura sU5 Sauta BaIbars),
Los Angeles Yuma. Ns@tcop5 CPrescottl,
Tucson Benson ('omhst nel Deming,
n. n Uor \. T. s : + & r J. and
Rogers (Ei Pasal, l,.s5 miles from San
Francisco. Connecting a'-o ~ Niles FOR
BOA p. a.L(Dai!y-oregon Express for
'vsoV Marysvie, Chico, Eed BlGF and ReddIng
portland, oregonl
1.sA p. M.-(Daily)- Passenger Train for Col
~sEV fax and way Stations.
3:5l Fan f. s vs nsSss Francisco Passenger
s,ts =. M.-CDailyl~Local Train to Lathrop,
r. so connecting with S. 7. Luiigrant Train
for Deming
e.ts y. M.-(sundays excepted Passenger
O'Eo Train for Woodland aud knights Land'
-.ss p. M.-tDaiy)-o. P. Atlantic Express
s'Sc for Cofax, Reno Carson and virginia.
Battle Mountain (Austial palis-de
(tureka), Ogden, Omaha aid East
a. n. TowNE. .......... General Superintendent
I. II. GooDMAN. .Gen1 Pass'r and Ticket Agent
ja9-@pd
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18
NSTICl I
MISCELLANEOUS.
ESQ THE UNFOR TUg6TE {!
DE-. .GIDB0H'S IISPETISARY
s2s Kearny street san Francisco.

Established In 1858 for
the treatment Of Sexual
and Seminal 6lseases
such asGonorFhes, Gleai,
Structures, Syphilis in all
its forms, Semina- wea i.
ness, Impotency, Skin
Diseases, etc, perms-
nently cured orno charge.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18
sTaTIoNERs, PRINTERS ETC.

o. - 4-SSAIH.S; : nAAt 1aLHO Il ~
=. 4, CrGcizer q Co.-Importing and Manuiict
uriug Stationers, Printers and Lithographers, Nos
2I5, III and PIG Bush street, above Sansonle.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18
CARRIAGES AWE WAGONS.
DEY GOODS.

Stakeholder fsros. dnnufsctEFiaS Gore
p0sit ry, 81 Market street., A II Ishan, Manager
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18

has Gre st
str ength eniRR
Remedy and Nerve
TONIC is the legiti.
result OF over 2o
years Of practical e.
perience, and CURES
WITH UNFAILIAG
CERTAINTY Nervous
and Physical DEBILITY,
SeminalW Weakness, sper
mattorrh9a, Emissions
lmpotency, Exhau5te
Eifaii.Nr pron,otsrro Da
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18
SAN FRANCISCO CARDS.
SAN FRANCISCO
Business Directory

AGRICULTURAL IM.'LE MENTS
Seorse A. Davis & SO Manufactures Agents,
S27 and 800 Market street:
Baker a Nami;top-Importers of Agricultural
Implements and Hardware; Agents of the Benioia
Agricultural Works. to 10 Front street
David N, Hawley-Impor;er and Dealer in Agri-
cultural Implements and Agent of Hewe's lu'
proved u S. Standard Scales No. 81 Market street
Frank Br0s.-General Ag'ts Walter A Wood Now
ING and Reaping Machine Co., 3l9 s. 81 Market st.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18

Healds Business College log ssse Bryant IS
Stratton Chain OF Coieges). h, P. HEALD 1ld
+. c. WOODBURY., ProprieiOrs, Ne. q Post
street, near kearny. $. 2, Cal. Teruls-s4o per
quarter, payable in so days.
pacific Business College ans Tsiegraphic
Institute-(Life Scholarship, fc ful Business
Course 500 ". E. Chamberlain, Jr and 1. 4.
Robinson, Ptoprietors, Nc 800 Post ssroet, eppo
site Union Square, S. T., Gel. Seud y Circulars.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-03-18
WHOLESALE GRoCERs.

ysilmaR, Peck d Co.-Importers and Whole.
sale Grocers and Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars,
Nos. 126 to 1872 Market, and No. % California
TaSer, EaFker & CO.-Importers and Wholesa e
Qrocers Nos. lO5 aud ITO California street.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
Nchool.boys and Headaches.

Prof. Treichler has delivered lecture
before the German Association of Natur.
alists and Physicians which contains
fact OF some interest to teachers. He
saws that headache in schools decidedly
increases, until in some schools, and
notably in Nuremberg, one-third o. the
scholars suffer from it. He believes
that the cause is over intellectual ex-
ertion, caused partly by the adoption Of
too MANY subjects, but principally by
the tendency to demand night-work.
The brain is then freshly taxed when it,
cells are exhausted. We begin to hear
the same complaint in England, espe-
cially from London schools, and are
tempted to believe that in some Of them
an imperceptlble but steady increase
in the amount OF mght-work demanded
has been going on, which lis passing a
safe limit. 1t does not hurt the quick,
and it does not hurt the stupid but it
does hurt the boys and girls who want
to fulfill all demands, and have not
quite the quickness to do it. The usual
quantity Of Latin, for example, to be
learned ut night has within the List
thirty years more tlian doubled, while
the pressure from parents upon the
children to learn it all has increased IL
nearly the same proportion. The in
creased crowding of schools explains
much. but it does not explain this head
ache. which is not suffered by the boy,
in proportion TO their il-health. Tia
Spectator.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
Losses In the Slavery War.

From the official reports of the War
Department the following facts are
taken: l. The aggregate OF troops fur
nished for all periods Of service from
three months to three years time--was
2,S59 1872; reduced to uniform three
years standard, the whole number of
troops amounted to 1880, 272. The
number killed in battle, according to
the report Of the Provost Marshal Gen
crl in 1856, was 81 1862. The number
OF those who died of wounds was "a. 727
died Of disease, 1S3, ,237 total died, 49,
$40: total deserted. 1873, The Ad-
statement made since the close Of the
war, estimated that the entire available
rebel iorca capable Of active service at
600. COO; of this number not more than
400, 900 were enrolled at any one time,
and the rebel States had never in the
field at once more than 200, 600 men.
This is the statement made by Garter.
The number of rebel soldiers who died
of wounds or disease, was 133,S21, a
statement which in the nature Of the
case S but partial; and the descrters
numbered 1(4, 428, also a partial state
M NJ. The gr at struggle between Gen
eral Grant md G,.nerai Lee in the Will
delnt SIS was attend d by immense losses
to The Union forces and to the rebels.
For the particnltls Of this ng,linary
conflict the best histories should be con-
sult 4. as figures give but ali imperfect
idea of the contest, and the losses in.
tirtal
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
An Editors Trials.

No words can tell how much Thack-
erny's generous soul suffered in his edi.
torial capacity. There is class Of peo-
pie who look upon an editors office ms =
bureau OF general relief: young widowa
with numerous children send in msnu-
scripts with frank avowai that they are
conscious Of possessing ne hteras : ability
whatever, hait that they feel sare this or
that one will be accepted, as otherwise
they and their little ores must stnrve
there are farmer boys. who write diagon-
ally across brown wrapping paper, and
beg for favor As means Of acquiring an
education there are thousands who
have fa.icd at everything else, but ars
sure they can write i; some are prcten.
t;ous and iinpndent, Others modest and
appealing, and with the latter il is par.
ticiilarly Hard to deal. A great mary are
vituperative, and look upon the editor al
a deposit installed TO crush ali rising
genius. More than once, when Tiack-
cray paid ont of his own purse fdrarticlaa
which he could not use, the wiiters ~
!. preached him for snppressing nsa.scI
which surpassed his own. The wors be
came uncatlurable to him, and he gtve Y
isp,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
No More Cannibalism.

D. W. De yolaux, the newly appointed
Governor of the Cannibal Islands, says
In an interview recently published:
''Cannibalism is thing Of the past
No more of it is ever seen or will be
heard of again. The natives have
become Christians through the agency OF
the Wesleyan Churches and OF Roman
Catholic missionaries. In 1876 there
were some ten thousand cannibnls who
resided in the mountainous interior OF
the Viii Levu. They committed serious
outrages upon the coast natives, but
ultimately they were subdued by theother
natives, and to-day all OF them are as
peaceable and rs loyal RI one could wish
them to be. The ex-King, Cakoban, re-
Gently, in speech addressed at meet
ing Of the various chiefs, gave his opin-
ion that the natives had never been SO
well of as they now are under British
protection. Two Of his sons are sub
Governors of different Provinces, and ex.
ercise great influence over the chiefs and
natives, as did the sx-King.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
yhe "Ut,er" Kangaroo Soup,

Auv one in London desiring to in
dulge in q basin Of kangaroo-teil soup
can do go much more readily than il he
were living in any of the great antipo-
dean towns. Several OF the colonial
meat companies have made the tails OF
the kangaroo IN article Of export for
consumers in England, and SHILLING or
two will place Londoner i'll possession
OF luxury Of Australia which the col
onists there can generally obtain only
after hard days work on horseback.
As matter OF fact, it is the rarest thing
possible to sec kangaroo hanging in q
colonial butchers shop; and potage
Queue de kangaroo is Yarer item on the
carte de jour OF Melbourne or Sydney
tsining-room than it might be in the res
taurants OF the Boulevard des Italiens or
Regent street. The soup is thing
which. If once tasted, is to be forever ro-
membered. Prepared, as it ought to
he. with due admixture Of white wine
and the yelks Of hard-boiled eggs, it is
richer than that made from hare or
grouse, with peculiar and quite inde-
scribable favor. But, except the liver
and digestion be sound, it is not to be
partaken OF with impunity. Had Brillat
Sayrrin but tasted it, he would have i'm
mortaiized its merits. No pen except
his could do justice 10 its appetite-in-
spring aroma and its gastronomicauy J
quite Htoo utter" saver.
But, for the rest, travellers have as
serted that the hams Of the kangaroo
tie only other parts OF the aainlal which
ever snd a place ut table-are equal IL
taste to yenison. In this opinion few
who have partaken Of them viii concur
Every allowance may bs made for mel
weary with hunting in the Australian
bush; but, experto crede, any one capa
BILE of making such ali assertion neve
deserves to eat a venison pasty again
Not the skill Of a Gordon bieu Of tn
kitchen, however celebrated-not all tn
sauces in the world -could disguise o
subdae the ranSness OF kangaroo or wal
laby ham.-London GLOBE.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
ELK POINT, UNION COUNTY, DAKOTA,
Cold Snaps.

We're havin' some pretty wintTish
weather" said old Daddy Wotherspoon
to Uncle Sammy Honniwsll, as the two
gentlemen met Near the City Hall.
Right for'ard weather for the season."
"Jist SO 4; iist so,' conceded Uncle
Sammy. "Reminds me of the fall Of
1881. 1t commenced long the fore part
of November, and froze stiff till March.
Good, smart weather, too. / remember
that it was so cold in Brook yn that
November that bilin' water froze over
hot fire"
Daddy Wotherspoon looked at him
and braced himself. "Yes, yes," said
he, 81 mind it well. That's the fall the
milk froze in the cows. But the cold
the middle of October and ran through
to April. All the oil froze in the lamps,
and We didn't have light until spring
set in."
cay, ay," responded Uncle Sammy,
growing rigid. It's just like yesterday
TO me. l walked 140 niles due east
from Sandy Hook, on the ice. md Sid
back, owing to the convexity Of tile
earth, yon know. 1t was down hill
comm this way. But that wasn't as
cold as the winter of 1921. That season
commenced in September, and the mer-
curry didn't rise degree till May. Don't
you remember now we used to breathe
hard, let it freeze, cut hole in it,
and crawl in for shelter? You haven't
forgotten that ?"
"Not l." said Daddy Wotherspoon,
after short pause. "Thats the win
ter we used to give the horses melted
lead to drink, and keep hot fire under
'em SO it wouldn't harden till they got it
down. But that was nothin' to the spell
of 1917. We begun to feel it in the lat
ter part of August, and she doomed
stiddy till the Goth of June. 1 got
through the whoe spell by living in an
doors, and l jist camped in an ice
house. You remember that season OF
1877. That's the winter we wore un-
dershirts of sand-paper to keep up a
friction"
"Well, I should say I did," retorted
Uncle Sammy. "What remember
1917? Deed do. That was the spell
when it took steam grindstone four
days to light n match. Ay, ay! But
do you know was uEcornfortably warm
that winter
"How SOP" lemeaded Daddy Woth-
erspoon, breathing hard.
RuuuiA' aruaa ,yonr ice-house to
find out here you got in. 1t was an
awful spell, thouel. How long did il
last? From August till the 30th Of
June? guess you're right. But you
mind the snap os 1918, don't You? 1t
commenced on the lst of JAY, and went
around and ioll'-,' over u week. That
wear the s,n ike isoza in the chiinnpya
and W. had to lltst it out with dyna-
mite ! think that was the worst we
ever had. All the c,oe..s ;suzc up SO we
didn't nnow tie tine iur year. and
when meu used 10 sut Ire 10 tIeir build
ms SOS to r;isc the rent. I,s, indeed.
got $4,000 a moath for !o,tr burnin'
buildin's. There Wte heap OF suffcrin
that winter, because We lived on alco-
hol and phosphur.:s, Till the alcohol
froze, and then we cat the brimstouc
ends of matches and Jumped around till
they caught fire. Say, you--"
But Daddy Wothcrspoon had fed.
Brooklyn Eayte.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
r.li,c.oss OF HE Heart.

al hnpe,' N. Lcaoave Nritrs, u ari
es nniels Il l.i,,eteea.,i. century N ~
any; bat I don /, rsln lia!e AL II t,,ss past.
tisere wc.p lsais gNsl sa;d cii .sniisfs
tlii,,gs i, il. and Noula fsl;, ate.si s's4c
81 ~ ,;rras IL saern onf n;e'd.i'i i'ic.
Fence wsll uss,ie,niite iers'.ii ns.tii ss'',
shall have #iii.sl t:a' inalliivsH iaae ossi
Wit, tbs rrincsl'a.s sf s.is ise. Aas'
the osl.&eosaa u t.''se .s1.'eils.,s ~ stssssa
i, ti,,. .r.navs6r III sligtie Ii ": s9nc
,lay When h. Ngs only i,syA, slls niothaI
cas-. l,i,s ,.aa.ay 10 rarss 20 m tai
.iisir,s hp.ess ssi,sm they ias.s on tlia
r1a.l. i. had topss the coili. a'sl q 2.
he lseq,,.s, it ilsto Tia, outstrsscfe.s hand
,.e raised lis c:ss. Tlai:ss t. him, Ns
c8a can3I5h..; aiic tilaigll5 81 Nanysi
.,snes aa.i SAY: .poiitssiess Is Es.t
great tss,,i5 5;1ssit comas from the heart
.--5l. .aiaes Gsisttts.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08

"MY childp" "Yes, paw" ~ SAW
Young Sausargent giving you taffy. yes
terday. Never, my daughter, never pay
heed to t.atterers. But, paw, how
can ted when they are Aattsringf" Ps
passes.
lee most hopeful physician il an
Ohio doctor who refused to give Iaan
Wy until alter he had been buried scyc-
raj days. The man tie doctor iicld to
WAS not regular patient, tut one that
he had dug up III graveyard for dis
secting purl oses. Asisat relative sith
shotgun islss,a.ees Tue Il ctoI to y.ye
ti.c Aa,s4. I, x.se .ssst.ngs se
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
Different from Boston.

The Boston Courier tells Of very
hard drn4ker who reformed, joined the
church, and became very pious. One
dsy RS he was leaving church some one
pointed at him and said that he must he
as drunk as usual He heard the remark
and went off on spree, aud has been a
hard drinker ever since. A somewhat
similar instance occurred not long ago in
Chicago A very easy drinker who re-
formed to such an extent that he became
= Baptist, was pointed out one day as he
was leaving church by n person who said
that he must be drunk. He overheard
the remark, and, after wiping the floor
with his traducer few times, went OFT 10
and some other member of the family to
practice on until his real opponent
got we'll Chicago must be different
t1o1n Boston. Chicago Tribune.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
,IaNancSn Hnnnr.

The English paper matters begin to
fear that they will be ruined by Japanese
ci.sap labor. Til, skill Of the Japs III
in the paper business is we'll l1now,,. The
Imperial japanese Government has
paper mills at Toxic, and al agency has
been established rigiit in the henrt OF
London. where the royal paper-makers
threnten to undersoll the home manufac-
turers. Deeply as we would regret to
interfere wl,h the accumulation of wealth
by our worthy paper makers here, we
still hope that when this item meets the
eye of the High Mikado Kockelorum IN
Japan, lie will at once establish paper
selling agency in this country. The I'M
perial per-maAer can hear of something
to his advantage by calling up at This
office the first time he is in Detroit. r.
Detr0it Free Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08

Rube Hoffenstein's Horse.

"Nev Orleans will be grea: blace,
Nisder Hoffenstein," said Herman,
"ven de railroads viii be running here
from the Vest and oder parts sc goun-
try, won't itY'
"Herman, don't dalk TO me aboud de
railroads. replied Hoffens tein, cit
makes me dink uf de way haf been
swindled by dem. Vonce / dinks it
would be nice to haf horse to drive NIT
q buggy, und man dells mo dot lie will
sall me Won, and We made dra le. Vat
you dink, Herman, gif for d. horse ?"
81 dou't know, Mlsler Hoffenst> in,
"Vell, d N I will tall4ou. / got him
cllesp. I gif dree dollars and vi3dla.
Alder 1 got dc horse finds dot hs haf
!; de worms, uud don't can do nothing but
/ hang his under lip down, uad sleep all
| 80 day. Vile / vas trying to get the
herse veil, de railroad cars come along
! und xiii him. / makes olid my CLAIM
against t;e railroad people. und dels
dem dot day hat killed my buggy horse
,@ l,i dot he vas vert = hundred dollars.
7 T"n III de railroad mes, dell sEsss tist sls:
ill envesdigate do matter, nnd to come
back de next week. Ven goes back I
ays: 4 llaf come around to get de
money ior my horse vet you Kill NIT de
,ar.' Vot you dink, Hsrman, de man
says? 'Ve don't pay you noling. We
haf shust found oud dat de killing nf
your horse vas not an accident. lie
wanted to commit suicide uni got on dc
/ drack und waited for de dram to run
! over him. De law says you don't can
( get damages from railroad under desc
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08
How to paralyze a "Masher."


The Baltimore american gives ladies'
hint for the paralysis OF "masilers.
Here it is:
.rThe lady has Only to cas-. her eyes
modestly down aad fix her gaze lntehuy
on the feet st ,',.. masbers. The giahce
nj the feet shodll he concentrated, yet
snll Of pity, anl should linSer slightly as
the lady passes l,y instaAtlr the whole
plntool! ,f masi.ers is affected by pro-
ionill dis,rast. The sympathetic look
strikes terror a. their souls. They all
cast down their eyes, and lock at their
own feet. TIE horrible fear that their
shoes are no. in tho l..tst stTsc ties
posseasion of tl il i,oss';ps. iaeh one
L s,oi.tes with III, conviction that his
:o,,t in .,l;,,art.lai!s spasi ,lis; lie becomes
ctpscie,ls of niu.tit,liinous protriilaing
cor,ls and bulians; his shoes, peradyen-
turc. are muddy or dusty; or something
has cone wrong with the set OF his
iron ers at IN, aBhle The ston!est lua-
.,e.lah coi,a,,8es 1T the inere possibility
uf sucl, a thug his nerse is gone. Iiia
eye-plass falls from bis eve. his arms l>so
! their k::,nlo; lie feels that his pansa .oons
! are cuppet at tl.c kaces, aad Lat his
.,,at Is full Of miSf..s aad Wrinkles; he
suspects the cleanii;nAss 81 lis stocsinEs,
shoulders ut tiae thought that the sole
and upper latlcr iiase parted con-
,aay, revealing HAT painful fact. Ht
| even flies TO s. Gc secl,Hled spot ats
makes q jlro.rr .trl investigation befors
he can saiisfs, HIMSELF TINT sti Is right
Aea .y.,g, tlie,f. his ucrgss do iiot fecsvsi
.l,eir tone. lie is liable ~ he agal'
pn,.i IL stricken. A glance II pity mingle.
wleh Il siisilt smile cast at his feet WI
reaev. and aggsasats I'll his pis@lytis
symptoms.
.'fhe maslier, The la!.,le-,lah aud INN
tam, Ike AL utior creatures, nave tact
weak spt.ts. Io prevent hog tt5n
rt,otinv. Fit his n,,s,,; to keep = sach.'s
from. brasi,sg, weight daw,i his ts.il; I
keep a ss.asi.er ffoa nasiiiag, gaze taoi
at i4is lees!
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08

There is q limit beyond which the
..wife who has eagerly plunged into
Inning and preserving season can.
not go. There are only 1000 known
methods Of putting up peaches. 1t may
take her sometime to get to the last one,
but she'll reach it in time. The latest
estimate places the number of fruit jars
on sale in this country at 80. 100000 No
housewife can secure more than her'p pro-
portion of these. After she has asked
her husband seventy-eight consecutive
times to "send up another dozen OF those
cans" there must come lull. She may
then demand her share of the crooks
and jars and Jelly tumblers OF this great
and growing country, but winter is only
three months away. BY and by there
will come an end to this asking for "an.
other twenty pounds Of that same kind
of sugar" The stock ON hand in this
country will not allow any family to con-
sume over 5000 pounds in putting rr
preserves The woman who goes be-
yond that must do 50 at her peril. While
the average husband feels thrill of ex-
altation as he realizes that plums are
played, he must not he plunged into
despair to learn that peaches will go down
to fifty cents before the last OF the crop
is in, and that pears were never known
to be SO plenty. No cellar can hold more
snan it can. After the jugs ard jars and
cans and pitchers are stacked from floor
to joice, the wife has either got to lay of
her big apron and quit or else rent spac.
from the neighbors, and the chances viii
be that they viii have none 70 spare. II
two weeks more sko'n have to give up or
peaches and pears. Then she'll begil
on tomato pickles and catsup. jump t
cucumbers- slide off on apple butter
work up bushel Of quinces--bol dowl
barrel Of cider, and then sit down ant
give up the unequal struggle. That !
she'll suddenly remember that every ca
and jar and jug must be lifted up or take,
down and opened and heated over. ant
Il perchance she finishes the Job befor
spring the mince-pic season will serve t
keep the house stirred up. They wer
born that why, and men must suffer an
endure - Detroit Free Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1882-11-08

A WOMAN named Mary Kilkenny or
Quail, who had been lOl times previous
" convicted, was sentenced in the Edin-
brrgh Police Court recently to twenty
days imprisonment for disorderly con-
duct, apa on leaving the doca. exclaimed:
IT don't care; I'll get out again and III
Ne - bad as ever"
4 smart Editor.
"An old and experienced eiitor Of |.
C..,il mali religious paper" indignant at
she other ID e passengers who would not
help the conductor and driver push the
street car nc oss deep hole in the road
way, arose aud, though still inside, put
his hands and shoulders to the door
casing and pushed and fumed and
pushed, thinking he did the most Of tho
Job Of getting il across the chasm. the
editor Of religious newspaper cannot
know everything. That keeps sven the
editor Of the daily paper pretty busy.