Daily Republican., 1882-08-09
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Sun sets zoe,

Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters ct FulImer's.
A writ Of attachment-A love letter.
Trunks, valises, camp chairs, 99c. store.
Marshal muSie-"You are my prisoner :"
Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
Parker, cuppinG and leechiug, No. lO3 cas-
second street.
Meals the cheapest In the city At 10 y1v't
10 Market street.
, Get the Nimrod tobacco, kept by Mullin
West Front street.
Fine 1s X. Plain Gold King 7
Hanrs, ID East Fourth street.
A greater number OF people than uaua
pear cross this sunmer-across the Atlantic
1t is . mistake to think the bubble reputa
tion Is always fooling around the mouth Of
cannon.
Dr. Darmon will be in this city to morrow
sIS HHon, ana can Do consulted free Of charge a
Olb Market street.
All Indian remedies for bringing out haIl
will be regarded with distruSt BY a man who
has been scalped.
couple Of sailors were recently arrested
tor throwing buckets Of tar over each other
1t was pitch battle.
straw hats at low figures and furnishing
goods at bottom prices, a. g. s. HnmphreS
s. Bro, 1902 Market street
lime ret0uched cards for 81 at Holland,
gallery No. I East Third street, betweer
Market and King reefs.
Eggs 500 years old have been found in 8
town In France. 1t Is evident that Danie
Fratt never has lecCured there.
Everybody KnUuS mat Holland makes the
0est tin type IN the city No. 4 East Third
street, between Market and King.
All efforts TO make hay by the gas.light
nave failed, but 1t is discovered that the wild
oats can be moTn under its cheerful rays.
A man lately put his dog to bed and kicked
himself down stairs. He did not discover hiI
mistake until the next morning.
An 1rishman tells Of fight in which there
was Dut one whole nose left In the crvWd
and that DelonGed to a Iay- -kettle.''
The Cincinnati Gazette asks: DO tishe.
perspireF ~ Ot course, sir. Take any fish
from the water, and you'll find it sweat.
The beauty about ticking to water is that
one seldom ever gets more than he can con.
niently navigate with neatness and despatch.
''Are your eyes new ones 2' was the uncon.
sicous complement q little four.y year-oId girl
Rn0ne
like stars.
When walking with a gentleman, q lady
snOuId take mis- right arm, but In crowded
thoroughfaTe, she may seize him by the coat
collar.
An lrishlSan, upon seeing q squirrel shot
| from tree. said Faith, what a waste oI
powder the fall itself would have killed the
squirrel"
A Georgia editor tells US story about a
catnsh tWenty-thre0 feet long which died
from swallowing cali, thu horns proving in.
digestible. SO does the story.
Another ooloreL youth has been appointed
| to cadetshiD at West Point 1t Is under.
stood that he ia to be provided with tin ears,
and sleep with an alarm clock,
Twelve persons will 20 out yachting. and
each one Will afterwards tell you privately
that "every one was sick but me-" we be
gin to think that yachting is immoral.
At this season Of the year there is no need
OF sympathiztng with every man who appears
10 Dc SINKING undor the weight Of some secret
sorrow. II may be cucumbers.
An elderly man in Boston is so polite and
Ioylng that when he is dining with young
iady MS heart he puts syrup on his bald
head TO attract the flies and prevent them
from annoying her.
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physician in the United States. The doctors
should be more careful Of their patients.
First thing they know there won't be patients
enough to 20 around.
Cambrige sympathiSss deeply with Alex.
andria on account Of the outrages committed
by Bedouins. The BedOuin, it must be un-
derstOod, is a kind Of Harvard student that
takes no summer vacation
'No more his pa will candy bring
Unto his darling boy;
He loud aloft Will praises sing,
Expressive Of his Joy.
With little angels he will stay,
His rattle spring with pride,
And bless the day when far away,
He laid him down and died.
We notice that Mr.. Kssson has introduced
bill to relieve raw materials from duty.
Coming as this does Just before the advent Of
the oyster season, the young man with a girl
will greet the news with enth usissm.
Jimmy Tutiboy is going to take vacation
He has packed up more fishing tackle than
fourteen men can use, aud Is going right
int the country where The streams are all
dried up, and where the only fish ever seen
is the salt goldfish Of commerce.
A Chicago paper tells OF man who was
complaining that he had invested rather
large sum OF money in Wall street and lost
1t all. A sympathizing friend asked him
whether he had been a 'oull' or q bear He
replied, neither l was donkey"
" hen the heat like mist veil floats,
and pOppies fame in the rye,
And the silver note in the streamlet's throat
Has sOftened almost to a sigh,
1t lis July.
When the man wears q sponge In his hat,
And the mint Iuleps caught on the fly,
When the sparroWs perspire on the telegraph
wire,
And the cholera comes with the green.ap-
pie pie,
'Tis July.