The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1882-11-19
THE KINNICkA BINE BAKE
And other Coucoctions with Strange Names
but Fassiiiar Ingredients.

And Other Concessions with Strange Names
Sut Familiar Ingredients.
He was young but confirmed expert in
tho art OF mixing drinks. looking trim and
neat in a snowy and stnrchcd apron. and his
genial smile was reflected in highly polished
mirror as he arranged the pyramids Of glasses
on tho back bar.
Good morning." he said. Fine day"
Just thon very dapper young man with an
unhappy expression on his face swung open
tho door and. walking to tho bar. cxclaimed
Make mo vermouth milk punch. please"
A peculiar contortion distendod tho experts
face for an instant. and he asked: "A whatT"
Avermouth milk punch"
My friend" the expert said. spinning a
frail glass on tho counter with q dsxterous
twist Of his forennger and thumb. I'm make
you ono. but IL will make you deathly sick. 1t
would DO almost enough to upset tho stomachs
Of the ostriches in tho Park"
There knew It," the customer said. In q
tone that plainly bespoke an injured mind. Il
SUSPECTED all the time that that WAS practical
Joke. You BOO. was at a big dinner party last
night and had trlne too much champagne.
A friend down in Wall street told mo that
vernouth milk punch would straiglrten me out.
didn't know exactly what that was. but this
frond said he had heard It recommended as
w1nwuf h relmyonnte IT., ana alppe,zerdd , ",.
VI
not q punch at all; I'll mix you u cocktail that
Will brace you up"
and bottles. and il Just two. minutes q drink
WAS was, p y, that tho customer took with
Now, that order-a practical Joke. OF COURSE"
Dan said, after tho young. mans departure
recalls some strange titles that have de.
,hns bpt be wn 4 int with the ss
sarn ten FSor r" Knew never Did aes %
the bet Always win nn bets
ages trade. You know what gin nv is of
course. We'll. q golden AZ is made the same
and lin avor d to yi s0fSSa or ,h
the the whe OF IL sss nssaa Of IKE %h
Or if yon want something new in the li11 line
THAT Is seductive eifervcsccnt creamy Ann Sort sort
of a thront cooler. made out of gin, seltzer
water milk and sugar. Yon puff it by shaking
81 think once heard you say" he resumed
after mixnga curious looking drink and p!ac-
that you were fond Of dogs. II so you'll like
t ths or Ty II ifs IN the s Of
pie taste. pleasant: effect. booming, Take
bottle ,S OF i Gps ale dash in some OLD Tom
fn$ ~ oS SGfs nos s IS oS looking right at YOU
Any more fancy things. did you say Z, Well.
should say SO. In the summer time there is
Cooler That's Catawbn cobber with n pony
Of brandy thrown in. In the winter there is
land To mix that drink. is to afford the GUS
toner pretty spectacle, Hon apply the match
H. wt s 9d s s snH % hroW
it from ono glass to another. soon the two
glasses and their contents are all aiire. the bar
tastes of his Satanic boss, and the customer. if
he is new to the drink. begins to think 1t is
time TO send out the fire alarm, But lnst then
the circus is oyer, and the blue bla2es' Is
S bod hs aaS e Aea ar yoa
with tintop. al-around red-hot blazing kind
but all these" he continued, with solem-
nifty of tone that added to the impressiveness
of his remark. all these arc thrown one hun
dred miles in tn, shade by the famous Kin
The reporter staggered.
braSe up Hnd I'll conssf ,ha tha
time. It's enough to break a mans jaw to or
der it. and i would turn novice inside out to
Frenehnan shot VI" shr""FR lie door one
he said: Can &c zenglen,an. saire. maker me
Yer k R}i bskSy presLly said bu,
meant Se Mssy easy S eaonsh
for had often made them. You take a little
maraschipo cordial and some Angostura bit
s STa Sa brandy 7fkf haeak am an put ana
oat the yolkh on t2p That IS kRnirknbin Me-
ana tnat 5 what maze ana sou III up on inc
counter, trusting to luck to develop a knowl-
'Oh. saire.' the customer said. You have for
got "a fire what bake 10 egg The minute |
heard fire l knew what tho extra was. so
baked u little crust on the floating yolk. Zare.
zat ze drink.' he cried after he had poured the
hot liquid down his throat. Then he jinGled.a
ffty-cent piece on tho counter, smacked his
lips, wiped his mouth. and walked out without
known what to charge him If he had waited,
for would not have drunk the fluid for a fifty
dollar note myself. But il you're going to
the Kinnickabine Bake II ran paper Id
set it in big letters and put 1t up top. But
that's your, business. l make the drink, you
describe it,"