Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-03-20
ALL SORTS,
cunning.


ALL SORTS.
1t may be right occasionally to take bull by the
horns. but it is always well to keep in mind that the
horns belong to the bull.
"My cough was very and distressing; my ply
sician told that unless got help soon should
die with consumption. l used Hatchs Mixture and
am now perfectly well. Chas Robey, Ellenburgh."
The intelligent compositor left out the letter ID in
paragraph about beautiful actress and informed
the public that focked to see her wherever she
went.
wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough. Group. influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat. lungs and
chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
"Wil you tell me-" asked an old gentleman of
lady, what Mrs. IS maiden name was" "Why,
her maiden aim was to get married. of course" ex
claimed the lady.
GRATEFUL TO INvALIDs.-Florestou Cologne is CRATE
full to invalids because it is refreshing without the
sickening effect of most perfumes.
When couple make up their minds to get married
it may be called tie vote.
Paralytic strokes. heart disease and kidney afec
If you must dabbe in shares. try powshares No
other kind pays so regular dividends.
Try bottle to-day of the invad's friend. Wheat
Bitters" 1t may your life; it has saved thous-
ands. Your druggist has it.
Are you ill DR.. Russell prescribed Wheat Bitters
for me and 1 never felt better Try it at once.
There is something radically wrong about our pro-
LESSONS when pious minister only gets forty cents
for joining couple, and wicked lawyer gets $40 for
untyng the same.
QUICK AND suRE.-Many miserable people drag
themselves about with failing strength, feeling that
they steadily sinking into their graves, when by
using Parkers Ginger Tonic they would find a cure
commencing with the first DOSE and vitality and
strength quickly and surely coming back to them.
According to Darwin there Is species of monkey
which sing complete and correct octave OF
musical notes.
1t is useless to deny that the brightest and airest
fall easy victims to consumption and equally fruitless
to ignore the fact that decline has its origin in
cases in neglected catarrh. Sanfords Radical Cure is
pure, sweet balsanic specific.
Death to rats, mice, reaches and ants; Parsons Elk
Termination. Barns gTanaries and households cleared
In a single night. No fear of bad smells. Best and
cheapest vermin killer in the world. Sold everywhere
The value of the waste paper collected from various
offices in England and sold for the public benefit
averages $4,000 year.
On THIRTY DAYS TR1AL.-We will send DIR. Dyes
Celebrated Electro-Vol Belts and other Electric
Appliances trial for thirty days young anC
older persons who are afflicted with nervous debility
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and com
plete restoration of vigor and manhood. Also fol
rheumatism, neuralgia paralysis, liver and kidney
difficulties, ruptures, and many other diseases Illus
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltac Belt Co.
Marshall, Mich.
There are thirty Egyptian obelsks scattered owe
Europe. Rome has eleven, four of which are highe
than the one in New York.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general deblit.
liver complaint, boils humors chronic diarrhea
nervous affections, female complaints, and all disease
originating in a bad state of the blood.
In Siam there is race of cats with tails only hal
the ordinary length and often conotrted into kind
knot which cannot be Strengthened.
THE HIGHEST RANK.-Made from harmless mater
ials and adapted to the needs of fading and fallin
hair Parkers Hair Balsam has taken the highest ran
as an elegant and reliable hair restosative.
News of the result ofa Derby" at EPSON, England
reached New York last July in exactly five second
PONDER ON THESE TRUTHs-K Kidney Wort is nature
remedy for kidney and liver diseases, piles and col
stipation. Sediment mucous in the urine is sur
indication of disease Take Kidney-Wort.
Torpid liver and kidneys poison the blood. Kdne.
Wort revives them and cleanses the system.
Headache. bilious attacks, dizziness, and loss
appetite are cured by KidneyWort. See adv.
In Europe copy of the first edition of the Ocean
eron has been sold for over $1,000, and of tn
Gutenberg Bibles veum for $4,000.
L "scplo. N. Y. Dec /, 1879. am the pastor of IL
f. Baptist church here. and educated physician.
am not in practice, but my sole family ply sicia
and advise in many chronic cases. Over year ago
4 recommended your Hop Bitters to my invalid wifi
who has been under medical treatment of six of
banys best physicians several years. She has becon
thoroughly cured of her various consolidated disease
f by their use. We both recommend them TO oil
friends. many of whom have also been cured of the
: various ailments by them Rev. E. R. Warren"
The state of Missouri contains several hundrt
: springs which send forth large volume of water wit
sufficient energy to run large mills or factories.
DON'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for Rous
Rats" 1t clears out rats mice, bedbugs, roache
= vermin, flies. ants, insects. l5c per box.
CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smartin
irritation of the urinary passages diseased discharge
: cured by Buchupaiba. ST. at druggists. Prepaid
express. SI.25 for S.. E. S. Wells Jersey City, N
e BRAIN AND NERyE.-Wells' Health Remover grei
!. est remedy earth for impotence. leanuess, sexu
debility. etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by EXPIRE:
81 25, 6 for S. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, ].
+: DARK clouds roll up and obscure the SUM- but
|. know that there is light above the clouds.
. FOOLISH MIsrAKE.-Don't make the mistake
confounding remedy of merit with quack medicine
{ We speak from experience when say that Parke
# Ginger Tonic is a sterling health restorative viii
will do all that is claimed for it. We have used
ourselves with the happiest results for rheumatiE
and when worn out by oTerwork. See adv.-Times
s. To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that
7 gratitude when it IS not in power to repay
No books legible as the lives of men;
~ character so plain as their moral conduct
The best of all prayers is to act with pure int
ton, and with continual reference to the will of G.
- How TO SECURE HEALTH.--lt IS strange any o
viii suffer from arrangements brought on by impr
blood, when scovills Sarsaparlla and stillingia.
Blood Liver Syrup will restore health to the phi
l. icaI organization. 1t is strengthening syrup pie
N ant to take and the best blood purifier ever discov
ye ed curing scrofula syphilitic disorders
If the Kidneys erysipeas. malaria. nervous disorde
debility, bilious complaints and diseases of the bio
. liver. kidneys. stomach. skin, etc.
Bakers Pain Panacea cures pain in man and bea
~ DR.. Rogers Worm Syrup instantly destroys worl
e. Sold by z. 2. Dutton Barton, VT