The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1882-04-14

perhaps, no better place to hear what
ever there Is of interest In this city,
than at the wellknown "AIoatgom-
cry Baths" Ne. 621 Montgomery
Street, which Is unquestionaoly tho
finest and best appointed bathing and
tensorlal establishment on tho ceast.
In chat with an old.tlme customer,
who came llmping into this place
yesterday, fairly doubled up with
rheumatism. Mr.. Charles knoechel
said
sCWhat In the world do you suffer
all this pain for, when you might as
well be rid of It :''
"Just as we'll be rid oft 2" snap
pishly Intercepted tho halfirtltated
patron. "Just as we'll be rid OF 1t :?
should like to know what would rid
me of this eternal misery; l think
should be the jolllest fellow In San
Francisco"
sdts bargain. Come now, what
will you give me to make you rs
sound as nut within forty-eight
hours You know you are hard
case; regular old veteran In the way
Of rheumatism, neurslgia, and all
sorts of aches. Como now, old fellow,
make me an offer"
ga months rent and q champage
supper but it must he a bona .tiae
cure. No halfway business, you un-
dsrstand o.
Tho offer was accepted. Mr.. Knoe-
chel knew what he was about, for he
was for months afflicted with rheuma-
tism of the worst type, and nothing
was of any avail until he used the
Great German Remedy, which effect.
ed speedy and permanent cure. OF
course, he is an enthusiastic erdorser
of ST. Jacobs Oil. lie will win his
case with his old patron without the
shadow OF doubt. alt actslike magic
in all cases of rheumatism. II cures
when all other remedies fall" re-
marked Mr.. Knoechel.
a FAMOUS STAR.
It is Shakespeare who says alt
were all one that I sheuld love n
bright, particular star" Many othar
enthusiastic souls, since Shakepeare's
time, has voiced the same sentiment.
Thousands OF admirers have transfer
red this devotion to the famous ".Star"
chewing tobacco. II l. a fact that
this brand is the pet OF all connois-
seurs in the tobacco line, and when
once used, parties are unwilling to
use any other. The manufacturers
OF this popular brand are Messrs. Leg
gett j. Meyers, tobacco company, of
81. Louis, Mo. This "Star" Company
has made more rapid progress in sales
than any other company during the
last four years. Each year the sales
have almost doubled. From Maine 10
Florida, from Puget Sourd to Aexi.
co, every grocery store keeps these
celebrated manufactures. Internal
Revenue receipts from this source are
simply enormous. They tell the story
OF the immense popularity of the
''Star" Chewing Tobacco, and its ami
verssl demand. The mandatory al
st. LOUIS has increased its capacity
until now 1t makes some IL, 200, ,00(
pounds per annum. 10 recent cal
) on Nr. w. Fl. McAlister, 206 From
Street, the General Agent for the
sale of the "Star" Chewing Tobacco
for the Pacific Coast, we learned the
: foregoing facts in regard 10 tho sale
Of this great company. We found
Mr.. MeAllister, genial and commun n
a.f1 nj eKfty In
= formation that would oe Of service o.
interest. We congratulated the gen
> ial agent on his evident good asture
renarking that good nature wa
three-iourths oflifs-that /. was tn,
u prime ingredient in the matter o
success. Good health should insur
J good nature. In response to our re
Q marks in this direction, Mr. McAlis
: ter replied
"You see me in nuch better hum
Q or to-day than yeu would have foun'
me one week ago. / wastertured witt
> pain from acute rheumatism, and dit
i not care whether | lived or died
There is no use of talking of good
nature SO long as one is narrowed
q with pain. It's all nonsense. Coos
: health should insure good nature"
: "Well," returned the reporter
|. "you seem to have conquered you
Il rheumatism. How is this %
9 81 am very glad to inform you how
i [ got the letter Of that dreadful dis
] ease. It is So prevalent that l wisl
! everybody to know how I conquerer
e 1t. 1t is wretched disease, anyway
4 The truth is [ was advised to try thi
: Great German Remedy that every
t body seems to be running wild owe
nowadays, st. Jacobs Oil. | will as
sure you, that just two thorough ap
: plications entirely cured me. 1t wa
magical"
: "And have you not felt any twInge
of it since ?''
D "Not twinge. l feel as well as
ever did In my life. hadn't a par
tiele OF faith In the remedy when
began to use it. Ihad tried so man,
J. different things, l bad lost all faItl
in everything. hope everybody wht
u suffers with rheunatisn1 will get /
u bottle Of st. Jacobs Oil. 1t is booI
to humanity. / would not be withsu
Q it single hour"
q "Asd so with st. Jacobs Oil an'
It the Star Chewing Tobacco, / sup
pose you consider yourself the happi
Q est man in existence, do you 90 play
= fully interrogated the reporter.
u "The happiest man in existence
. sir, present company always except
n ed" and presenting a generous spec
. Imen of "Star," he bowed his smil
ing opgratulatiOns to the omnfver
4 GUS renarfer who wandad his uau 4