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The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
A southern Journaiist Thinks the Hog a
Joy Forever,
Atlanta Constitution.

Atlanta Constitution.
At dinner the other night, after the
trash mad been disposed OF two roast pigs.
each with an apple in his mouth. were
I brought IN and set before the host and
hostess. had not seen such a thing in
years, but IL was a savory reminder of
many a lavish board under which NV
youthful legs had twined about each 9th
er in ecstacy, There's good deal of sen.
! timent in the memories that hang about
the hog. Where is there festival that
compares in solid enjoyment with hog
killing time" on an nold plantation? How
many time have ! sat on the warm side
of a biz fire i'll the cold of December
dawn and licked my half-frozen chops as
| watched the sleek carcasses drawn and
quartered, or hung over the huge scalding
pot, like n young Macbeth over the
witches ca,dronl The late Senator Hill
loved nothing so well as a plate of chitter-
lings. | have seen Gov. Herschel V.
Johnson eat pigs ear with infinite rel
ish. What were Gov. Browns collards
II refuse to spell it coleworts) to that
great and good man, if underlying his
historic love for this fine esculent there
was not an unconiessed love for hogs
iOwl? | once saw Gen. Gordon rushing
through Wall street, when we both had
more stocks than was healthy, with
bucket OF hogs brains that he had bought
from a downtown butcher for his table
at the 81. James Gov. Stephens dotes on
broiled ham, and the nearest to death
Gen. Toombs ever came was from indi-
gestlon caused by overeating of head
cheese; so that little more hogs head
might have prevented secession. More
than one historian holds that Lees army
was never whipped until the bacon had
given out and had to fall back ON beef.
Mayor English frequently preases his
distinguished chin with fatty bread, and
il was at a Governors table that saw
the sucking pigs tnat evoked this train
Of memories.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
THE PAST.

~ w!ntry twilight, chill and drear.
fhat VERDI! knells n dying year
VITA 'hneking blast:
Within py Are ght's fifil gleam,
'0"'i crouch and sadly dream
OF TIE past
N9gue, shadowy forms upon'ine glow
WIN silent footsteps come and 60
Al dying fast
plm, spectral fprms-but shades at M st
That flit and .sde and form a ghost
vi nay past.
A haggsrd ghost Of cherished hapes
And feiyett love that b.iniiy gropcs--
All pal" agAaSt-
Through msm'r 'sscsrel and dl,msl ais
Aud pleasures 4 4 IN vain recalls
From the past
n brighter realms beyond the tomb.
Beyond his ceaseltsS. gloom
shall |, at last
beheld my 1--we Of l,ng ago,
And feel the joys Us,d Ia know
In the past
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

NEWPORT, X. l., Aug. | 1880.
Dear Bitters-l am here trying to
breathe in all the salt air of the ocean,
and having been a sufferer for more than
year with refractory liver, | was in
duced to mix Hop Bitters with the sea
gale, and have found the tincture a glo-
rious result. have been
greatly helped by the Bitters, and am
not afraid to say so.
Yours without struggle,
Josh KILLINGS
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

s.'"IIelp yourself and others will help
YOU" But don't fail to use kidney-W ort
for all liver, kidney, and bowel complaints,
piles, costiveness, etc. The demand OF the
people for an easier method OF preparing
w ort has induced the prop ietors,
the well-known wholesale druggists, Wells,
4 Co., of Burlington, Vt, to
prepare it for sale In lisuid form as well as
in dry form.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Important.

When you visit or leave New York cit
save baggage and expressagc and carriage
nearly opposite the Grand Central Depot.
40 elegant rooms, single and In suits, fitted
up at an expense of one million dollars.
Rooms reduced to 81 and upwards per diy.
on European plan. Elevators. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages
and elevated railroad to all Gepots.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

French newspapers have taken up the
letter written by Darwin in which he
says that he does not believe in diviue
revelation, and they wonder why the
English refuse to allow a living free
thinker to take his seat in parliament
while they raise monument in cathe-
dral TO one when he is dead.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Personal Men Oniy.

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co. Marshall, Mich,
will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro-Vol-
taic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days TO men young or old who
are afflicted with nervous debility, lost II
tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
speedy and complete restoration Of health
and manly vigor. Address as above. n. ID.
No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial Is
slloweL,.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Our Fuedal Lords.
Chicago Tribune.

What the Spectator sees to day in
America is the rehabilitation of industry
1t is the compulsory redistribution in
time Of peace of the estates of the people.
English rehabilitation was military, and
occurred some centuries ago. The Will
liam who damned the English public in
1866 confiscated with the sword. Our
William contiscates with the Stock Ex-
change. English soil is monopolized by
a few great corporations and combina-
tons Just IA the English aristocracv
have used Parliament and the bench and
bar to perfect the titles to what they stole
and to make the plundered still pay the
taxes on it, our plutocrats are using Com
mon Councils, Legislature, Congress and
judiciary.
Poppy-red is in fashion for cloth and
cashmere dresses, and imported blue
cashmere dresses are trimmed with bands
ofpoppy colored velvet
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Mr.B.R.kenyon, OF Chillicothe %, writes:
sit IL impossible for me TO praise Dr. Guy
sotts Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla A. high
ly s IL deserves. | know 1t to be an un-
failing cure for svphilitic disorder, ssrofula
impurity of the blood, dyspepsia and weak
Kidneys 1t cured me entirely OF all these
disorders"
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
the great medicine for the cure OF all fe-
male complaints, is the greatest str ngth-
ener Of the back, stomach, nerves, kidneys.
urinary and genital organs OF man and wo-
man ever known. Send for circulars to
Lydia Il. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Unnecessary substitution: why
didn't you deliver that message as | gave
it TO vou?" asked an Austin gentleman
Of his stupid servant. Il did de best l
could. boss" "You did the best you
could, did you ~ initiating his voice and
look. so you did the best you could.
III had known that ! was sending a
donkey | would have gone myself
Texas Siftings.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

A book agent says he sells more family
Bibles in October and November than dur
ing all the other months of the year. Fall
leaves are gathered and pressed in Octo-
Der and November we believe.-Norris-
town Herald.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

New York and Ohio people carry horse
chestnuts in their pockets to ward of
rheumatism. II is more convenient than
to hang cabbage around the neck.-De-
Iroit Free Press
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Carbolne the deodorized petroleum hair
renewer and restorer, as improved and per-
fected, challenges the world and stands
without rival among the hair dressings,
and is a universal favorite with the ladies.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression Of
spirits, and general debility, in their yari-
Gus forms also, as a preventive against
fever and ague, and other intermittent fe-
vers, the "Ferro Phosphorsted Elixir of
Calisaya," made by Casewell, Hazard Co.,
New York, and sold by all druggists, il the
best tonic; and for patients recovering from
fever or other sickness, II has no equal.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

That's lovely necktie you have on"
she remarked. "Glad you like it;
thought it rather neat myself" "Yes, it
would look so well in the silk patchwork
quilt am making."-Elevated Railway
Journal
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

A young man entered barber shop
the other day and said he wanted
his hair cut commodore style. After some
investigation and inquiry it was deter
mined that pampadour was what was
wanted.-Rome Sentinel.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

A charming young actress who knew
him well, was very much put out because
Tony Pastor without speaking She
thought he was altogether too Tony
Meridion Recorder.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
SMILEABLES.

The story of the man who was so bow
legged that his girl couldn't sit on his lap
has been discounted by the story of the
man whose ears we're so large and long
that he had handsome set OF side whisk-
ers painted on them.-Springfield (O)
News.
Next summer, Jay Gould will make a
bridal tour around the world. He will
stop off at Laramie and pick up hot
spike at the rolling mill, and then he will
drop it and ask Gen. Mock ifthe hen that
laws those spikes isn't little feverish.-
Bill Nye.
A man deposited $53 in one Of the
Hartford savings banks left it there and
died. The bank paid the executor last
week S4S9 or 1886 FOR the use of the S53,
more than nine times the amount of the
original deposits. The lesson this teach
cs to be treasured by many.-Danbury
News
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

There seems TO be great kick, 30 TO
speak, about ladies wearing their hats in
the theatre, but not single complaint
has reached us thus far inveighing against
their keeping them on at church.--kan-
sas City Truth.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS for
20 years the standard RENE " for constips-
ton, liver diseases, etc. None better ever
discovered. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

UNCLE SANS NERVE AND BONE LIN.
IMENT Is most efficient for spraius bruises,
rheumatism, wounds ami all aches and pains
in both msr and beast.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Hcnry,s Carbolic Salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts, biuis-
es, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, tetter, chspped
hands. chilslains. corns and all kinds of skin
eruptions, freckles and pimples. BE sure to
get Henry's Carbolic Salve AS all Others are
but limitations Price 25 cents. For sale
by druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Incrnase nI pensinn.

Thousands entitled under new laws which
are more liberal. Also Pensions procured
for disabled soldiers, widows, &c. Address
with stamps, Stoddart 4 Co., 413 q street.
n. W., Washington, ID. G. Established 1870.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

We wish to call your attention TO the sd-
veriisement Of the Army and Navy Lint
ment. If you are troubled with rheumatism
or nsuralgis, diphtheria or Group, call on
your druggist and get a bottle. 1t is sure
cure,
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

The poet who sang Woman, with all
thy faults we love the STILL" knew what
he was talking about. That's the way we
prefer them=Wheeling Journal.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Mr.. W. A. Forbes, Greenfield, Mass
was cured, by st. Jacobs Oil, of rheuma-
tism.--Cincinnat Christian Standard.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

WORMS are invariably destroyed and re-.
moved from the system by Br. Jagues' Ger
man Worm Cakes. A pleasant and harmless
remedy. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

PRESERVE YOUR HARNESS by oiling
with Uncle Sans Harness Oil which makes
II soft and pliabe, and gives II good black
ness Makers.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

To succeed in the world II is much
more necessary to possess the penetration
TO discover who is fool than to discover
who is q clever man.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Mr.. W. A. Forbes, Greenfield, Mass,
was cured, by st. Jacobs Oil, of rheuma-
tism.-Cincinnati Christian Standard.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Prevent crooked boots and blistered heels
by wearing Lyons Patent Heel Sti1eners.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

Black velvet corselets, shaped very
much like French corsets, are worn over
white cashmere or nuns cloth dresses.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

NFExplieit directions for every use are
given with the Diamond Dyes. For dyeing
Moses, Grasses, Eggs, Ivory, Hair, &c.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

DIR. wINCHELL's TEETIIING SYRUP
is the model remedy for all diseases Of child
hood. 1t produces natural Sleep. regulates
the bowels, cures dysentery, diarrhGa, collie.
coughs, colds, sore throat giving children
health and mothers rest. Try it. Sold by
all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

To avoid misfortunes by our watchful-
ness is not so noble as to overcome them
a. patience.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

In the Argentine Republic numbers of
Irishmen have made great fortunes as
sheep farmers.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
A Lovers Device,

A Montreal cabby, who was the proud
father of a pretty daughter, refused GER
tain young man admission to the house
The certain young nan acquiesced in the
decision, but, when he soon thereafter
got "full," he stepped into tie said proud
fathers vehicle as it stood by the high
way and commanded to be driven TO the
house of his inamorata. The cabman re-
fused to start, and the certain young man
had him arrested for ref. sing fare. An
interesting law suit is expected.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Josh Billings Heard From.

Fall openings-coal Guttles.-Cam-
bridge Tribune.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
Nh. A. N. d.

Old fAshi ed
remedies are rapid.
ingground be
fore the advance Of
this spe
ci1c, and old fash
ion.d ideas in 70
gard TO depletion a
3 mesDs OF cure,
have been quite ex
ploded, by the sue
cess Of the great re-
novant which tones
the system, tran
quilixes the nerves,
neutralizes malaria
depurst,s and en-
riches the blood.
rouses the liver,
when dormant, and
promotes . regular
habit Of body.
yor sale by all
pruggl sts and Deal
an q RQAlly.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02
( IIlII l;SJ
DOCTOR sTElNHART'S
a. Esseooe Of Life.

For Old and Young, Male and Female:
digestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent Feven, Wantof
Appetite, Nervous d bility In all its stages, WEAK
Memory, Loss Of Brain Power, Prostration. weak
waste reuvenates the faded Intellect, strengthens
the enfeebled Brain and restores Surprising Tone
ence OF thousands proves II to be an Invaluable
Remedy. Price 81 bottle, or six for Sa. For sale
by all druggists or sent secure from ohsei yatlot
on receipt ofprice, by DIR. Steinhart, r. o. BOX
2A6O, IT. Louis, Mo.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

There is no love in the heart of the
natterer.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

UNCLE SANS CONDITION POWDER
Is the best remedy ever discovered for dis
eases Of Horses, Cattle, Sheep and Hogs.
Thnfty farmers use 1t TO prevent disease,
restore the sick, strengthen the weak, I'M
thriving condition. Sold by all druggists.
CONSUMPTION, COUGHS, COLDS,
GROUP, ASTHMA, CATARRH, INFLU.
ENZA, BRONCHITIS, and all throat dis
eases are invariably relieved by "EILERT'S
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHER
RY." This valuable remedy should be kept
the babe to venerable age. Every bottle
warranted TO give satisfaction. Sold BY ~
druggists.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

We wi pay the nb ". reward for any case of
Rheumalism or Neuralgia we cannot cure. IL
will relieve any case OF Diphth ria or Group In
siautly. Army and Nv Lin,u e. twin relieve
psin and - reness an emove any un urni
gov q cnc nr mus lr IN nan or "a, =. Price
= pr bottle, large. $780, ,nn 5c W iIeiund the
money for any Ia. 7, A MY AM NAVY
LiNIMfNr 10, u W ba hA,, chicago For
sale bs all DIR ggIs 5.
The Osceola times., 1882-12-02

rard Collectors-Handsome sci ofeIegant ards
y for scentstamp. A. q BAssErr. Rochester. NJ.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1882-04-29
Several amendments being rejected, the
bill nassed-Yeas 80. NAYS Is

Senators Aldricb, Anthony, Ferry, McDill
Sewell, Logan, Window, Rollins and KEEL,
logg, opposed to the bill, were paired with
Senators German, Bayard, Salisbury, Jack
son, Mcpherson, Ransom, Davis w. Va i
Jones Fla. and Lamar, in the affirmative
After an executive session the Senate adj
iourned till Monday.
House.-A resolution was adopted reciting
the recent Apache outbreak in Arizona, and
calling on the secretary of war for inf0rma-
ton to the number OF United States sol
diers now in that Territory, and whether the
military force stationed there is sufficient to
grant full protection to the people, and also
whether any legislation is necessary for
the prompt and efficient security OF the peo-
pie against the destruction of life and prop
erty by hostile Indians.
The House then resumed the consideration
of the Lynch-Chslmers contested election
case.
Messrs. Hooker and Tucker supported the
claims of Chalmers.
Mr.. Robson made argument, the gist OF
which was that the House having a con-
stitutional right to determine upon the cleo
ton of its members, had the right and power
to override decisions of State courts throw
ing technicalities in the way, allowing
votes constitutionally cast TO be honestly
counted. The decision of the Supreme Court
of Mississippi, that "monkey dash" upon
the itickets was a distinguishing mark, and
that consequently over 1000 votes cast for
Lynch must be thrown out, was, in his judg-
ment, not only absurd but unconstitutional.
Mr.. Carlisle KY. ] replied to Mr.. Robson,
declaring that the principle laid down that
the House had the inherent right to override
the State laws and the decisions OF State
courts to be the very definition of arbitrary
power. Under no other principle, however,
could the contestant be admitted to a seat on
this floor.
Mr.: Calkins lad. demanded the previous
question, but no vote was taken and the
House adjourned until Tomorrow
A Democratic caucus was announced.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1882-04-29
DIR. HANSON HANGED
Yesterday I'm the Presence of n Select
Few, Including Three Reporters.
Weakness OF the Criminal En- Route to
the GaIIows-Dead ON HIS Legs.

LONDON, April 2S.-Dr. Lamson was
hanged here to-day, He was calm and COM
posed. Only three reporters were present al
the hanging. The procession entered the
yard at 8:55 o'clock, when the prison bell
tolling the death knell, the chaplain
leading the procession. He was followed by
two prison officials with their wands. The
prisoner, who until the time OF starting had
been calm and composed, looked awfnlly
pale and detected, and was very nervous He
was supported by the wardens on either side,
and was, with difficulty, able to descend the
the steps to the yard. He was met by
Marwood, the execi1tioner, at the foot Of the
steps. The prisoner was bareheaded. The
operation of pinioning him seemed enter
minable. He submitted without a word, and
hardly seemed to appreciate what was going
on. From the steps there was about dis
lance of sixty yards to traverse to the gal
lows. Lamson was supported with difficulty
from this point to the scaffold. He swayed
backward and forward and stared wildly
around him, when placed under the moose.
The chaplain, who appeared much affected,
then began reading the burial service, Lam
son, in the meanwhile, supported by two
gaolers. Just before the cap was adjusted he
cast down his eyes with look of extreme
despair. Death was instantaneous. The drop
was nine feet. The chaplain remained
by the gallows repeating the Lords prayer.
The body remained hanging one hour.
The Lancet utterly fails to perceive par
ticle of evidence demonstrating the insanity
of DR.. Lamson.
The Nelrs believes If DIR. Lamson hsd been
reprieyed on the ground of insanity it would
be impossible hereafter to punish any crimi-
mails who could show that indulgence i'll
sadati~es and narcotics had weakened their
physical or men.al condition.
At the formal inquest the surgeon who
made the examination testified he had been
properly executed. His neck was not dis
located, and his features wore a placid ex-
preston, with the exception of slight red
mark around the neck. There was nothing
to indicate violent death. The jury gave
a verdict in accordance with the evidence.
Quite large crowd of the lower orders
gathered outside of the Jail to witness the
hosting of the black flag, the signal of exc
cution. The fact that the flagstaff was not
erected until after dark yesterday, caused
some to think that a reprieve would be
granted at the last moment, on account OF
the occurrence of the royal marriage. The
chaplain of the Jail visited DIR. Lamson at
o'clock this morning and engaged in prayer
with him. The condemned wore an ordinary
dress; not the garb of a convict. He par
took of a good breakfast.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1882-04-29
THE CHINESE BILL,
With the Ten-Year Suspension Clause,
Passed the Senate, and Only Needs
the Presidents Signature
To Become Law-The Lynch-ChaImer's
Case Further Considered, but no
Conclusion Reached.

WASHINGTON, April 2S.-Senate.-The
House bill fixing the time for holding cleo
lions in West Virginia was passed.
Senator CoDger submitted the conference
report ON the life-saying service bill, which
was adopted.
Senator CoDger, from the Commerce Com
mittee, reported favorably, with an amend
ment, Senator Frye's bill reducing the fees on
shipping, and repeating the tonnage tax on
vessels trading with Canada, and the hos
pital tax of forty cents per month on sailor
The committees amendments returns the
latter at twenty cents per month.
The political disabilities bill came mp, but
went over without action, and consideration
OF the anti-Chinese bill was resumed. A
vote was then taken on striking ont section
Is, constituting the words "Chinese laborers"
wherever used in the section to mean skilled
and unskilled laborers and Chinese employed
in mining. The section was retained-yeas,
20; nays, %. The negative vote was made
up of Democrats, with Senators Miller Cal !,
Jones lNev.l, Chilcott and Cameron Wis. ].
Senator Davis I'LL voted aye with the Re-
publicans.
Several amendments being rejected, the
bill passed-yeas, 80; nays, Is.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1882-04-29
EMERsON's LAST MOMENTS.
His Death Very sudden and wholly
Unexpected.

BosroN, April 2S.-The details OF Emer-
sons death are as fsliows.' During the fore
noon Emerson did not appear to suffer
greatly, and was apparently resting easily,
About noon the patient exhibited signs OF
restlessness and began to suffer a severe pain.
Soon thereafter he became delirious and DIR.
Emerson Immediately administered ether,
under the influence of which he was kept
until death. At about S:45 o'clock in the
evening DIR. Emerson came down from the
sick room to the apartments where a number
of friends OF the family were sitting, and
stated that during the evening Emerson's
pulse had been reduced from 140 to 100;
that he thought the crisis in the disease was
reached and would be passed favorably. DR..
Emerson then went up stairs, and returned
almost Immediately with the announcement
of his death, which was not caused by ex-
haustion but by acute pneumonia, the tubes
suddenly filling up and choking him. His
wife, DIR. Emerson, and his unmarried daugh-
ter, Ellen, were at his bedside when he died
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1882-04-29

THE cotton market yesterday opened quiet
and closed steady, with moderate demand at
quotations.; middling quoted l2c. In New
York spot middling was l2lc, aud quiet aud
steady; futures closed very dull; April ~ %
@l227. In New Orleans spots were strong
st IL; futures closed dull but steady at II Oh
@l2 03 for April. In Liverpool middling
uplands were l1-l6d, and Orleans 6sd, and
steady; futures closed quiet at 6 Al Gid for
April, and 6 81 Cad for August-September.