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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-01-11

home rom Pittsbnrgh wnerp ne bad
been working, a few days ago, aud is
now sick of varioloid, at his mothers
house on Water street This is the
only case of the kind in Butler, and as
it is in an out of the way place. we
see no reason why it should prevent
people from coming to town
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-01-11

Proth'ys Office, Dec. 10, 1881
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-01-11

was argued with words first and after
ward with axes. The couple were ar
rested and are now confined in the asy-
lum.
1t has been the custom in this
and adjoining counties for Sheriffs
to pay money made in Nrits to Pro
thonotaries without first asking leave
| of the courts. Our State Supreme
Court says this is not legal, and rem
dered decision in case mentioned
elsewhere, few days ago, making ex-
Sheriff Walters responsible for some
four hundred dollars, that he paid
over to the Prothonotary of Venango
county.
-Pennsylv ania taxation and reve-
nues are under consideration by rev.
enue commission, at its meeting few
days ago, received a report from sub
committee in reference to the tax now
levied ON manufacturing corporations
The report states that the revenues of
the State are now in excess of its needs,
and that the tax on these corporations,
estimated as yielding three hundred
thousand dollars per annum, may be
spared without embarrassment Its
repeal is therefore recommended.
, The Pittsburgh Dispatch of last
Friday stated that Friends of Jas H.
Graham, of Cranberry township, But
Ter county, who disappeared some time
ago, are in the city hunting traces OF
the missing man. They are Of the
opinion that the man who was found
drowned in the James river, at Rich
mond, Va, with Pittsburgh paper II
his pocket, was Mr. Graham, as the
descriptions answered to bis appear
ance. They have communicated will
the Richmond authorities regarding
the matter"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

@. & o. Main Line trains run by Washington
time; Lexington Division by Colum bus time.
Nos. and run daily, through, between New
York, Washington, Richmond, Huntington, Lex
ington, Louisville and Cincinnati
Nos. 3 and daily, between Huntington and
Washington, Richmond, Ly' chburg, &C.; between
Lexington and Huntington daily, except sunday.
No. leaves Richmond 100 p. M; arrives Char
lottesyille 9l5 p. m.
No. 6 leaves Charlottesville 400 q. M. arrives
Richmond 900 a. nj.
No. 7 leaves Charlottesville 4,S5 p. m. Waynes.
boro' 5,55. Stanton $50, arrives Clifton Forge
900 p. IN.
No. leaves Clifton Forge 500 a. m. Stanton
8,45 a. M. Waynesboro' $3.50; arrives Charoites-
Vile 10, a. m.
: No. 10 leaves Huntington !, 20 p. m; arrives at
Cannelton $50 p. m.
Nos. 5, 6, 7, g. 9, 10, daily, except Sunday.
For Rates, Tickets. Baggage Checks, apply to
ny office of c. Il o. R'y; DopO: or Ticket Ofice
of connecting lines
c W. SMITH, II. W. FULLER,
Gen'l. Manager. Gen1. Pass. Agt.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

No. 6l5 meets 63s at stephenson's at SO a. m.
No 637 meets 638 at Middletown at 2 % a. m
and meets Gao at summit Poit at Is a. m. Has
passenger car attached.
No 63l let's COS pass at ew Market at s 43 IN.
meets 638 at Edinburg at . SO a. meets Gao at
Middletown at u IL p. m. meets 60 at stephens
City at 90 p. m. and meets $50 at Summit Point
at Oj D. IN. Has passenger car attached.
No COS meets GIG at Mt. Crawford at 80 &. m.
passes 6Sl at New Market at 3 As q. m. meets 63S
at Edinburg at 10 a. m. meets GAO at Winchester
at | % a. m. and meets Clio at Charlestown at
IL 52a.m
No. 6I7 meets Clio at Woyers Cave at4 % p. m.
Has passenger car attached.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
MAHoNE's VorE.-The point is

MAHoNE's VoTE.-The point is
not about Tebbs. but it is about
voting against relieving the disa-
bilitics Of Confederate soldiers by
referriDg the bill TO the Judiciary
COMMITTEE on The motion of Radicals
and against amnesty. The point is,
Was It such a vote as a Confeder-
ate ought to have given--was its
bearing Republican or Democratic.
Northern or Southern?-Lync h5urg
AdUance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
Real Estate Agency.

Having received number of applications
for farms, residences &c. have determined
to open a Real Estate Agency at Woodstock
Parties having property to dispose of, would
do well to communicate with me. Special
attention will be paid to mineral or timber
racts ofland The lands will be advertised
withour cost TO the owner, unless a sale Is
made.
J.H. GRABIIL.
Feb. s-tf. Woodstock, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

Sitwtd punes aie among tho
Lost Of cUtlc laxaiiyes, and used
often will hcoucnily act as the
Traditional 'ource OF prevention,
and avoid tie necessity Of more
disagr. cable medicius. Before
stewlrg, They should lie sooked il
water until Hey plump cut, Other
wise ihew viii plesnt a shrlveled
wiiheIed al e. rance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
rs TO THE WEST. 80

special train will leave Staunton via the old
reliable Baltimore aud OhiOSRailroad. stopping
at all stations on the Valley Branch
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 2lst,
ard every Tuesday thereafter until further notice,
at a. M. with elegant through coaches for ST.
Louis and Chicago.
Connecting with trains for all points in Kansas,
Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, and Texas.
Household goods will be handled carefully and
carried through at the lowest rates without change
from stanton. Passengers will please remember
that this IL the shortest quickest and most direct
route to all principal cities towns and villages in
the great West. :. l. Beeler, Esq, will accompany
each excursion train to look after the comfort OF
the passengers. Baggage checked to destination.
Passage by this route as low a. the lowest
For passenger and freight rates and full infor-
nation, apply in person to any station agent on
Valley Branch, or TO
X. L. CAMPBELL, Agent Woodstoc k, Va.
Orby letter to
T.. Dudrow, Travelling Agent, stanton, Va.
Bond, Passenger agent Hagerstown Md.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

To cue sore throat, pour few
drops OF spniis OF camphor on a
lump Of sugar and allow it to
dissolve il The mouth every hour.
The bind aid fourth enables the
/ atient TO swallow with ease This
has cur,d .cvcIe stages OF The dis
Case.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

BY negro woes Malone carried
Norfolk against tlse white people.
bu, uscr j.i- on white voters AZ
the ssne TIME TO defeat tie only
negro who had Teen placed on his
ticket. How lopgis this ccgb;e
game to last? -RichNSqte.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

Mail, outward, connects at Charlottesville, with
Ches Ohio K, X, East and west, At Lynch
burg connects with Norfolk and Western X, r.
through Southwest virginia, to Nashville. New
orleans, Memphis, Little Rock and Texas-and at
Danville with Richmond & Dsnyille Il, X, to South
ant Southwest.
Train 81 connects at Lynchburg with the r. s
A. r. r. for Lexington and Natural Biidge, and
at Charlottesville for Stanton, clifton tOTg and
intermediate points.
Express trains connect at Charlottesville with
hes & Ohio trains for the West and with r.
D. r. X. at Danyllle for all points in South, sonth
East Southwest and East.
Expresg trains northward make connection al
Charlottesville for Richmond, stanton, White
SULPHUR. Charleston and Huntington.
MIXED TRAIN for Main Line leave Alexan-
dria daily, except Sunday, 05 a m and y 80 p. m
and returning arrive OF Alexandria 10 P IL and
| u 90 pm.
For MANASSAS LINE leave Washington 10 a
m and Aiexandra I As m daily, except Sunday
arrive at Strasburg at II ~ m, connecting with
the Valley Road Last aud west, and at River with
;. &Y. K. r. for Luray and Waynesboro. Leave
strasburg 80 p N. arriving at Alexandria at . 81
and Washington at 7'l9 N.
MIXED TRAIN FOR MANASSAS DIVISION
leaves Alexandria daily, except sunday, at 10 10
m, arriving at strasburg at no IN. ana returning
leave stfasburg at IS IN arriving at Alexandria
at 80 pm.
For Middleburg, daily except Sunday connection
at Plains station.
| For UpperNlile, regular connection At Deiap.aHo'
For Washington, RappahannOck, daily cohhec-
ton. except Sunday at Culpeper.
~ Trains so, Gland So connect to and from
| WAkkENION.
| All trains make good connections, at Washing
ton, to and from North and west.
Pullman SleCpers between New York, and At.
lanta ON mail trains in each direction without
chan &c. only one change Of cars between New
York and New Orleans.
New orleans sleepers leave Washington IL
; a. H. running through without change.
Pullman Sleeping Cars between Washington
and Charleston :. Z. without change, on IL IS P
M. train, via Greensboro, Charlotte and Columbia
solid trains with Pullman Palace Cars attache d
ruu through between Washington and Louisville,
via stanton and White sulphur, daily without
change, -, g..
NJ ark's Sleeping Couch Cars are run on Night
trains between ashingto and DaRlille.
Through tickets at lowest rates to all important
points IN the United States.
Mail trains IN both directions ma Ike close con
nection at Franklin Junction to and fIom I'll
points on Franklin Junction Division.
Feb. 15,--tf. MERCER SLAI Gil tEK u /. A.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
SOUTH.

No. c3s meets els at Stephensor's at 6.i0 a. m.
meets 6 81 at Middletown at 7.2z a. m; and meets
COS and 63l at Edinburg 10 and 50 a. m. Has
passenger car attached.
No. Gao meets CS7 at Summit Point at Is 3. M;
meets COS at Winchester at IL 90 n. m. meets 65l
at Widdletown at u IA p. M and lets olO pass
at Woodstock at 06 p. m. Has passenger ca at
tached.
No. 6l0 meets COS at charlestown at IL 81 a. m.
meete 6Jl at stephens City at O3 p. M passes $40
at Woodstock at 06 p. m. and meets GIT at
weyer's Cave at n p. IN. Dinner at Mt. Jackson
No. 636 meets 63l at summit Point at 03 p. IN
Has passenger car attached.
No. GIG meets COS at Mt. Crawford att ~ q. m.
Has passenger car attached.
w. NJ. CLEMENTS, ". of T.,
T. @. PRINCE. s. Oft.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
SOUTHERN PLANTER AND FARMER

SouTHERN PLANTER AND FARMER
the Oldest ard Ablest Agriculture
Journal 10 the South, Subscription
1900 year. Richmond, Va.
We will furnish this excellent and
dopular Agricultural Journal, with our
paper one year for $3.50, or six months
orsl50. Every farmer should have It,.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
Normal Institute.
WOODSTOCK, VA.

viii begin Monday, July nth, 1882, and CON
time seven weeks, closing Friday September LIST,
1852. with a public examination by the County
Superintendent Of Schools.
INsTRUCTORS;--J. Monroe Hotel, A. VI. and
Cooper ID. scbmltt, A. b.
Comprehensive and critical review ofthe COM
mon branches and U. S. History by means OF
lectures the use OF the ordinary Textbooks, and
Swetts Questions, with daily drills.
Advanced course Of instruction in English
Analysis and Business Arithmetic, Instruction In
Higher branches, II desired. The County supern-
tendent will deliver some lectures on School
Management and School Laws.
Tuition for the Session On advance. 800
per week, l.0
Board In town sr50 10 $500 per wee>. In the
vicinity Of town II may be had for less.
ga Circulars sent On application.
address, J. MONROE HorTELs
NAV i7th .--7w. Woodstock,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

n - n - business now before the pusc. You
ULV can make money faster at work for
MN us than at anything else Capital not
HEzV Z needed. We Will start you. sl2 a
day and upwa rds made at home by the Industrious
Man, women boys and girls wanted everywhere
TO work for ma. Now is the time. You can work
in spare time only or give your whole time to the
busn ess. You can live at home and do the work.
No other business win pay YOU nearly as Wen
No Que can fail to make enormous pay by engag-
ing at once costly OUTFIT and terms fcee. Money
made last, easily and hon,rably. Address TRUE
K GO Augusta, Name.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

An parties endebted to the firm OF B. p. New
man i Co. will please settle their accounts prom
pity.
J March 1871 b. p. NEWMAN 4 90.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

SCHEDULE II FERRY X VALLEY BRANCH
- IS az %. II AZ.
Taking Effect Nov. 2l, 1881
NORTH.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

ff1 n IA week In your own town. s. OUTFIT
10 - 0free No risk. Everything new. Capt.
raj not required. We will furnish YOU everything.
Many are making fortunes. Ladies make as much
as men, and boys and girls make great pay. keade
IL you want business at which you can make
great pay ell the time you work, write for par
nj Srs to "A. HALLETT 4 Co. Portland, Nam
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
Sumner
Complaints

p Il
At this season, various diseases OF Inc
bowels are prevalent, and mug Ices ore
lost through Lack C.. knowledge Of a safe
and sure remedy. PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER is q s.re cure for Diarh0s, Dys-
enterv, Cholc.e, Cholera Morbas, Summer
Complaint, c-c, end Pgtc.,y sqje
Read tie lollo~Me:
E.-,,-1-r %. y. r.. NT,-ch g 1851.
Prn1v DAVIS ~. AItre-i l,r,r .JGd4 10 agOrd
instant 'e'-J To- cs-i-.9 .--t il IN the stomach
SIcuoLvIL.c \. Feb. >, 1871.
The rrff d. Iucdici4c i.i... Ok -cr dysentery,
cholera i'Qlpi 'a-l c-.-l- ..if re atoLi-Cn. nave
used * :-r '. a.. e. 81. 80 - eve. Ili ,
1-OINGC,,A. iowa, March %, ISL
1 have used yoIr l.l,s * LEI III severe cases Of
cramp, colc.1ni g. .- 30. ,iis~Ll y gave almost
instant reiCf l. l.. CLLDwFLL
C.-.-...'-r7-.~. Cal II. - ISL
For twenty yolr5 ASS. .-et ycur tAIS l-5LLAE
~ ~ l:-,i.'. an, " jidr ls..e
"''-''-' q $500. NJ, IN. = ls5L
Have usoaPE1a- VS. PIN III. N q tive re
sho;ld allow ito be o.. OF tha fa,ni
CSr-f.t. e. 7. lct. -.1 lssi.
We bccau usin- it O,tr BE- rs Year. ago. and u
alwa.s gives ilnilc i9lo rl.i. Would 10y Gaze
to 90 81 t1i without q bo-t-o ~ ne nous. -
covwArsoro. s. Cc..'feb. =. Isl
year,y cse-- family f.. l-5r -ci-ol g ysa bo;to
II the A0,i-e. l- L. -'-OAlO1.
T. = CCSs-rAr-. 49,
Cn-r.Lr .fi,,.t-If ii.f $751;. y b. =. l.eL
Ihave known f-.lE DAVIS Pi1S LlLLkEai most
froia the deg 10 $500. Il.iacrc. s sa altar years ot
Observation ana us- 2 rd i.s i.-lse rec IN my
household So CO. Li... .ssl- "ecfs..
IS. parTT-'. L. T. Consul
DUErON-1.,-l clST. Ing.
I had been several dayf iic,-n- 20, gr,iy 1roi4
diarrhlca. accoIuuauicI with i0tenre pain. Shen l
tried your iAI, 1iIL4l1, ard found a., Vt instant
relief H. :. NONE.
= MONTAGUE ST. LONDOS, Eng;
Durin-- rcsacnc ii twenty three years IL india,
have r.ve- it IN llaly cases Of diarrhPa, dysel-
terry and ca0.e-, ii never knew i 70 ian to give
rlLCi. L. SLAiLADDA-
No family can safely be without tbs
Invaluable remedy. Its price brings It
within the reach Of all.
For sale by all druggists at 25c., SOC.
and Sl00 per bottle.
PERRY DAVIS & son, Proprietors,
Providence. R. |.
Aug. 3y8.-lyr.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21
Saddles & HARNESS
WOODSTOCK VIRGINIA.
Plain and Fancy Brides

Saddles viii be furnished at prices
as low rs they cen be purchased 4
Winchester or III the Northern citiys
This class Of work will be put up n
the same style as northern work, AID
made of some similar material. IT
will be hand made, and warraDtca s,.-
perior to Northern work Of the same
price.
Returning thanks for past favor !
respectfully solicita coutir0snc' O..
rustOm.
Z. GKAR.lI.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

mns-es.A 49, : y ~ -. 49, Pc ~
StAzceais stde,~l A. c.. : 80. '.'A-as'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21


How Lost, How Restored
Just published, new edition Of DR.; Culver:
Wells Celeblated Essay on the radical cure Of
soernatorrhoea or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary
seminal Losses, Impotency, Mental and Physical
Incapacity, Impediments to Marriage, etc. also
Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits lnsuced oY seu-
The celebrated author, in this admirable Essay,
clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years sue.
cessful practice that the alarming consequences OF
mode of cure at once simple certain, and efiectua,
by means Of which cry sufferer, no matter what
his condition may be. may cure himself cbeaply,
privately, and radically.
- This Lecture should be in the hands Of every
youth and every man in the land;
Sent under seal, in plain envelope, to any
address, postpaid, on receipt Of six cents.or two
postagestamps. Address
The CuIvcrWell NJ e(sical Go.
Al Ann st, New York; Pest ofce Box, $50
July ,3-ly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

New Life
is given by using Browns
IRON BITTERS. In the
Winter it strengthens and
warns the system; in the
Spring it cnriches the blood
and conquers disease; in the
Summer it gives tone to the
nerves and digestive organs;
in the Fall it enables the
system to stand the shock
Of sudden changes.
In no way can disease be
SO surely prevented as by
keeping the system in per-
feet condition. Browns
IR0N BITTEE5 ensures per-
feet health through the
changing seasons, it disarms
the danger from impure
water and miasmatic air,
and It prevents Consump-
ton, Kidney and Liver Dis
case, &c.
u S. Berlin, Esq, Of the
wcli-known firm Of H. S.
Berlin &, Co., Attorneys, lie
Dro.t Building, Washing
ton, d. c., writes, Dec. 9Th,
1881:
CnN.ucr.' I take pleas
u.oin stating that have used
Browns lion Biters for ma
l-.ia and nervous troubles,
caused hy cyerwork, with
excellent results.
Beware Of limitations.
Ask for BROWN's IRON BIT
TIERS, and insist on having
il. Don't be imposed on
with something recon-
mcndcd IS " Just as gO0d."
The genuine IS made only
by the Brown Chemical Co.
Baltimore, Nd.
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SEWING MACHINES,

Ok 10 con ror day at home. Samples worth
% W pAO IS free, Address stinson Co.
PORTLAND, Maine. March %, S2,--Jy
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p All N 7 S

We continue to act as Solicitors for iatents,
c.vcats' trade MARKS Copyrights, etc., for tue
United States, Canada, Cuba, England, France,
Germany, etc. We have had thiTlyhvo years
experience. 80. l., A..
Patents obtained thu oueh us are noticed IN Tue
SCIENTIFIC ANFRIcAS. This large and spiehula
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

VIRGINIA MlDBANI RAILWAY
JOHN 5. BARBOUB, Receiver.
On and after SUNDAY, May Il, 1882, Passenger
trains will run as follows:
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1882-06-21

Arg. sy8i.iyr
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-09-09

Who Is Regarded as abOut the Loyeii-
est Girl i'm All Newport.
Newport Letter to Cincinnati Enquirer.
BY far the most beautiful girl in all
Newport at present is the Boston hair
dresser About all the male admiration
in the entire casino yesterday afternoon
was bestowed upon her and she received
it with unconscious grace and dignity
of an ideal duchess. Her father was
bricklayer, am told, her mother was a
washerwoman, and she herself ended
her school days at the age Ii to earn her
own living. And here she is, bright
skinned brunette, with big, melting
black eyes, abundant, jetty hair regular
features, a tall, shapely, well carried fig
ure and perfectly lady-like manners. She
works busily and quite prOfitably at
home, but is now out for holiday, and
when woman lOftily sent for her to
come and dress her hair, meaning an in
suit. she wrote back: II regret to say
that it is impossible. did not leave my
shop as long ago as you did your
slaughter house, but am for the time
being quite as far away from it," The
fact was that the woman had more than
20 years ago been practical worker in
the Boston pOrk-packing house in which
her husband founded his fortune.
While speaking of this beautiful hair
dresser let me describe her toilet of yes
terday, because it illustrates prevail
ing elaborate style of afternoon costum
ing at Newport. The material was
ivOry-white surah, shirred for a quarter
of yard from the waist downward in
close gathers, so that it showed every
action of the hips. The fullness from
the gathers were arranged in pleats,
which extended to the end OF the skirt,
where they were met by fall of white
lace put on in cOquills. The bodice and
paniers were white nuns yelling,
trimmed with lace. A small cape, made
of row upon row of Oriental lace, reach
ed Just below the shoulders. Her hat
was completely covered with. the same
garnature, to the exclusion of any other
trimming, and her white satin parasOl
had several lace ruffles as bordering
Not touch of color was seen, and the
effect was that of which such simple
elegance as most of the fashionable
Newport girls strive after.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-09-09
Enjoy Health and BE Happy.

For depression of spirits, general de-
bility and ill-health, also as a certain
strengthened of every part of the system
nothing equals Browns lion Bitters.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1882-09-09
why J0nnies Father Walked Oh Or
Foot,

EOOss
"When is your ma coming back?"
asked the grocery man OF the bad boy
as he found him standing on the cor
ner when the grocery opened in the
morning, taking some pieces OF brick
out of his cOat-tail pockets. "Oh, she
got back at midnight last night" said
the boy as he ate few blue-berries out
of case. That's what got me up so
early. Pa has been kicking at these
pieces of brick with his bare feet and
when came away he. had his toes in
his hands and was trying to go up stairs
with only one foot. Pa hafnt got no
sense" I'm afraid you're terror"
said the grocery man as he looked at the
inocent face of the boy. you are al
ways making your parents some trouble
and its wonder to me why they don't
send YOU to reform school. What devil
try was you up to last night to get kick
ed this mOrningw mo deviltry; only
a little fun. You see ma went to Chica-
90 to stay week only she got tired and
telegraphed she would be home last
night: and pa was down town, and l
forgot to give him the dispatch. After
he went to bed me and my chum thought
we would have Fourth Of July. You
see, my chum has got big sister and
we hooked lot of her clothes, and after
pa got to snoring we put them in his
room. Oh, you'd a laughed. We put a
pair of No. slippers with blue stockings
down beside the rocking chair right by
pas boots, and red corset on chair,
and my chum's sisters best silk dress on
another chair, and hat with white
feathers on the bureau, and some frizzes
on the gas bracket, and everything we
oh oio Of
Oh, we got red parasOl, to, and put it
I looked at the layout and then at pa
I couldn't help laughing. You see, ma
is easily excited. My chum slept with
me that night and when we heard the
door-bell ring I stuffed the pillow in
nv mouth. There was no one to meet
ma at the depot and she hired a hack
and came right up. Nobody heard the
bell but me and had to go down and
let ma in. She was pretty mad, you bet
at not being met at the depot. where's
your fatherp" said she as she began to
look upstairs. / told her l guessed he
was asleep, he had been up there about
an hour. Then slipped up stairs and
looked over the banisters. Ma said some
thing about heavens and earth and
where is the huzzy and lot of things l
could't hear; and pa swOre and said its
no such thing, and then the door slam
med and they talked there for two hours
spose they laid it to me cause when
come down stairs he hurt my feelings.
! see they have my chum's sisters clothes
tied up in bundle and I'll have to
take them home when go back and then
she'll be down on me too" And the boy
sampled some strawberries in case In
front of the store, and went down the
street whistling for his chum, who was
looking out of an alley to see If the coast
was clear.-PecRs Sun.
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