Smyrna times., 1882-03-08
WHOLE NO. 1892
How to Keep a Husband.
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We hear much about the ar, j.. ,,,......
husband Lex is take s, 1.rr.
and make study out Of kee, , ~
band II he is worth winning -,..,....
keeping.
ms Is a wicked world. a,.d .....
areadtully mortal. LEI US tax. b..r
Is not as be ought to he. IN H.. 49,.
place ne l. Very weak The Nc. -,..
spend the first TWO year, ia ..,r.v.....
al 'ne9e Weaknesses. cpun, ti..m an 49,
nnSTr~, and learn them by ar, IT,
hnSerN Of both hands will ,,, H.. 49,.
many Then ic! her study nm ,...-.
"eaNnesSe>. mesh for ever, on. mi
'ne secret l. hers Is ne fond of. .,...
diAnerE Let her tighten tho .,-b ar,.-t
MIN VITA fragrant coilec. E.h read ..r
good things generally. and rea, j ri, ho.
through hi stomach Is lie + al Of ,,
terry about his looks: Let he. s.rly ....
"lcuonary for sweet word, ii ler SUM-.
gives out. Does he ike 10 he her ~.
about his brilliant intellect. L.. -.
pore over the encyclopaedia 10 ,.vcyar..-
10 'he depth Of her admiration Fla,.,-y
Is good hing to study up. a. IN hazard.
IN lis delicate Shades. bu; i; M; b.. ,s..
fully done. The harpy who la, ,r, Il.
coax him away will not do it aasurd,y
Is ae fond Of hSau,y: Her the nj,
Let her be bright and tidy .ha;
the victory. Next let her bap.. her ILL.,.
and keep up with the times hu,b.-i
who sees his wife look like o,h,r people
not going to consider her bro.cn don.
though II IS common sheer tha.
woman has admitted thai her .sn,.,
ers more. in marrying. the t4,,r a.:
friends than her own, yet il mus, lie ~.
sldcred ludicruu~ that man ,i~ IL, HI
wife with the same eyes tAa; L LEI. -. II.
DO. Is he fond of litcrar, matte
Listen TO him with wide open We. ui...
ne talks Of them. \ man doe>a'; ear. i.
much lor literary wifo if SIC only L,
literary enough 10 appreciate LIN. I.,G,
have literary inclnatiOns. lc. her G,,.
them to herself.
Men love to be biz and sr,t, IL ,.,.
wives. That ; the reason VII, L,l,,r.-
woman can marry three times % a sen,
Bile, selt-reliant womaas : none Cu,,.l-..
hclpleSsness Is he curious. uh. ,a..
you have treasure YOU can AWAY kc,..
him If You have 4 secret. and only keep !.
carefully. Is he Jealous: Then. wom...
this not for YOU; cease reading: cc-~e
torturing that freted heart a.ch waA..
you for his own. and teach him condieuc,
Is he ugly in temper and fau,t iindiu-
Give him dose of his own medicine.
skillfully done. l. he decel.:ul? P.y
him for his weakness. treat him A one
who is born with q physical defect. ba.
put your wits to work-it is q bad case
1t Is well not 10 be too tame. Men do na,
waste their powder and shot or hens aad
barn-yard fowls they like the pleasure III
pursuing wild game-quail and srou-c
and deer.
\ quail is l good model Tor = wife
neat and trim. with pretty. swift v4y
about it, and jusi little capriciou..
Never let yourself become an old story
be Just a little uncertain. Another i'm
portant fact is, don't be too good il hurts
his feelings. and becomes monotouou~.
Cultivate a pleasant voice, 50 that thu
very mortal man may have his conscience
prick him when he is in jeopardy IT,,
pleasant ring will haunt him much more
than a shrill one. 1t is hard 10 do all thi>.
besides taking care of the babies. and
looking after vexatiOus household cares
and smiling when he comes hone: but !,
seems necessary.
To be born Il woman is 10 BE- born =
martyr says husband whO fer ten
years has watched with amazement his
wife treading the Wine-press of her rx:s-
tence. 1t is ptiful sight to see some
men. But, if the wife does not make a
study Of these things the harpy will. 10
steal away the honor from MS silver hairs
when he is full of years, and the father of
sons and daughters.
At the same time. gudewife, keep from
trying any of these things oil any other
mortal man but your own. These rules
are only evolved in order to keep hus-
band" The poor. weak creature would
rather be good than bad and i, IS womans
duty to help him by every means in her
power.