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The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28
ATHANKFUL MOTHER.
| SALT RHEUM.
TREATMENT.

TKEAIMENIe
The Cuticura treatment for the cure of Skin.
Scalp and Blood diseases consists in the internal
use of CUTIcURA REsoLvENT, the new Blood Puri-
fer and the external use of CUTIcURA and CUTI-
cURA SOAP, the Great Skin Cnres.
Price of CUTICURA, small boxes, 50c.: large boxes
81. CUTICURA REsoLvENT, 81 per bottle. CUTI-
CURA SOAP, 25c.. CUTICURA SHAVING SOAP 15c.
Sold by all druggists.
Depot, WEEKS & POTTER. Boston. Mass.
The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28
LOST AND FOUND

Lost.
ON Congress St., or vicinity, ON Tuesday last, a
W tortoise shell pin, for ths hair. The finder
will confer a favor by leaving it at STOCK
BRIDGES. jan27d3t%
The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28
Rnnk Binders.

Book Binders.
wRz. A. QUINCY, Room IA, PEIusrEs
Exchange No. 11E Exchange strees.
pottorn ond Mode, Mokor
The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28

"how much owe you / was SO bad with Catarrh
that could not associate with my former compan-
ions. My head was full of offensive matter, which
ted my hearing and taste, besides dropping into my
throatand making me cough. My parents thought
was going into consumption. was SO sick and un-
happy tkat thought of suicide. But am so thank
full found SANFoRD's RADICAL CURE. 1t has cured
me of every symptom, and am now well as I can be.
The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28
EDUCATIONAL
MEETINGS


A adjourned meeting of the Widows Wood So
IA ciety, will be held at the rooms of the Society
City Building on MONDAY EVENING, Jan. S0th,
at 71 O'clock to act the report OF the committee
on By Laws, S. II. COLESWORTHY, Sec'y.
jan27 dSt
The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28

NTGTFCE rs HEREBY GIVEN. that the
IN subscriber has been duly appointed Executor
of the will of
ELIJAH ADAMS, late of Portland,
in the County of Cumberland, deceased, and has
taken upon himself that trust by giving bonds as
the law directs. All persons having demands
upon the estate of said deceased are required to
exhibit the same; and all persons indebted to said
estate are called upon to make payment to
CLAYTON j. HARRINGTON, Executor.
Portland, Jan. II, 1882. Jan2ldlaW3WS*
The Portland daily press., 1882-01-28
FOR SALE

Pigs For Sale.
WHITE CHESTER sows and barrows, also one
w full blooded Chester Boar two years old.
Enquire Box 156, Fryeburg, Me. janl6 d&wu
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1882-12-29

Burlington Hswkeye.

In mounting face the near side
of the horse. The near side is the side
nearest yourself. If you stand on the
right side of the horse, which is the wrong
side, when you mount you will face the
crupper. Then every body will know
gefolger,
If you cannot mount from the ground.
lead the horse to high fence, say ewhoa"
two or three times and jump over the
horses ears, You will light somewhere
on his neck and will have plenty of time
to adjust yourself while the horse is run
ing, largely practioed by young gentle
tnen from the city, Is to balance yourself
on one foot on the fence aud point the
other leg at the horse in the direction of
the saddle, saying whoa all the time.
The horse, after this gesture has been re
peated few times, backs away, pulls the
alleged rider off the fence and walks up
and downthe lane with him at rapid
4 galiop. This gives the rider in about ten
minutes all the exercise he will want for
! week.
II by some miracle you manage to get
into the saddle, hold on with all your
might and say whoa" The faster the
horse goes the tighter you must hold on
and the louder you must "holier."
/ Il you are from New York or Philadel.
phia you will shorten your stirfups until
| your knees are on a level with your chin.
Then, as you ride you will rise to your
! feet and stand in the attitude of man
\ peering over fence to look for his dog.
and then suddenly fall into the saddle
4 like man who has stepped on banana
peel This is the English school. 1t is
hard on the horse but is considered very
! graceful a man caanet wear false teeth,
however, and ride in this manner.
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1882-12-29
The Wolf and the geese.

A Goose who was prowling through
the forest one day in search of prey, OBJ
served Wolf sitting on the limb Of q
tree and called out. Good morning my
dear You are looking unusually well
this morning. That's ali taffy" re.
piled the Wolf. 'Pon heHoh but I'd give
a thousand dollars TO have your complex
ion" Would yoa'' Indeed l would.
And such eyes as you have got. Yum yumi
"Do you really think soa grihned the
pleased wolf "You bet. Why, if had
your form I'd goon the stage and make
my fortune" The wolf put his finger is.
his mouth and looked silly and felt Hat.
tered, and the goose licked her chops and
Continued; aPiease conie down and let
fne ttks the pattern of your coat tails.
Such 2 graceful set never saw III all my
travels, The Wolf came down with his
ears working with delight ard had only
reached The earth when the Goose sprang
upon him and ehewed hIm into dishcloths
Moral Beware of the Goose.--Detroit
Free Press,
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1882-12-29
HUMOROUS.

The weather bulletin says the rivers
will remain stationary This is truly
uAgrateful on the part Of the rivers After
the liberal appropriations that have cS..@n
bestowed on them, they should each and
all rise, II only to express their thanks
Boston Transcript.
Hot weather develops politeness among
men On the shady side of Eighth street
tiie other day hundreds of men look Oft
their hats when the only female in sight
was hoopskirt hanging in front of q
store door.--Philadelph Chronicle.
Mother: $50 you enjoyed your walk,
Kate. Did you go all that distance
alone2" Daughter: "Oh yes, mamma,
quite alone" Beastly brother: .Then
how is it, Kit. you took an umbrella aud
brought home walking-stiek7s
What is the meaning of the word
tantalizing,p asked a teacher I" Please.
marm,' y spoke up Johnny Holcomb, lit
means circus procession passing the
school house. and the scholars not allowed
TO look OUT
A Nantasket Beach hotel keeper refuses
to buy an artificial sea-serpent at the low
price Of $2s. Some landlords don't care
for the comfort of Leir guests.-N- Y.
Graphic.
An exchange says /" A man lives in this
vicinity who states that be first met his
wife in d storm, popped the question in a
Storm, and has lived in storm, ever
sirce.a
Why do you persist in moving away
from me so far, dear cousin2" She" Oh,
for distant relative it seems to me you
are near enough already"
1t is changed now. Instead of saying:
90, that my enemy wonld write book
the wicked man saith; Give mine enemy
q toy-pistol"
know where the dark goes when
morning comes" said little Clara at
goes down the cellar; it's dark there all
day,"
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1882-12-29

Just down the intervale, where the
brake ferns grow rank she placed her
easel and sat by 1t sketohing from nature.
Please, ma'am. Is that me you're draw
ing milking that COW ID the pfetdfea !"
"Why, yes, my little riah; but I didn't
know you were looking "Cos If It's
me-" continued the boy, unhindful q the
artists confusioh; you've put me Oh the
wrong side Of the COW, ard I'll get kicked
way of the lot.a Even lady artists reed
little practical knowledge New Haven
Register
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1882-12-29

Hard TO forget a saddle colored lady
--Mls Matilda Suowball--was walking
down Austin ave1te when Uncle Nose,
who 8as walking up the street looking 6 at
the circus pictures over his shoulder fan
against her Before he had lime to apollo.
giss she said "You good-for-nuflln old
Sigsal, yeu forgets dat fsa spectacle
lady" aiIit's mighty hard, said the old
man, stalking his head, "hits uiights
hard ter foreit Whist you hebber kuowed
before, but III try. Mslildy, III try
Taass sif,ipgs
The Ketchum keystone. (Ketchum, Idaho) 1881-1884, 1882-12-29
Personal AND LITERARY.

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proposal ii d q case Of sleigbt t.ofbapd
wb.4 na,a.fo. !. 49, e..hou,. -,
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ine ienisie correspondents VINO make
washington their iful'ful heia OF oper-
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'ieSsoil ioWersl ei'e sof " hifaih row
SIS ene great scuiptori has completed the
cass ior d iiarpie pust OF Garneiu' Il mas
oeeh pronounced perfect oy 'he wife ana
lholhef u she ueaa president. Inc Dust
wa oe senip'srea ~ nome.
Two brothers have recently married
two sisters in Allegheny county, Pennsyl-
vanla Thus sisters become sisters-in-law
and brothers brothers-in-law, and when
they uhdefsSAe 70 'h.fouuce one ano'hef
70 strangers they iuaAe pao lumpie oi
IT.
Rufus Hatch says: II was one Of q
cnros ef engineers that did the first days
work that was ever done on railroad in
wisconsin 4 held on to the hind end of
the chain and stopped 1t at the 100foot
stake. That is the way commenced en-,
glneering.
The story of Mrs. Lincoln writing. when
young girl, letter in which she ex.
pressed the determination to become the
wife of President is confirmed by the
production of the document, now in the
possession of General Preston, of Lexing-
ton, KY, 1t was addressed to daughter
OF Governor Wicklitte, and contained r
playful description OF the gawky young
Lincoln, to whom she was betrothed. She
said But mean to make him President
OF the United States all the same, You
Will see that, as always told you, | will
be the Presidents wife IN. Y. Sun.
The late Bishop scott was strongly at.
tached to outdoor sports. In early youth
he was forced by poverty to fish for liv.
ing, and to the latest years Of his long life
he retained fondness which he frequent.
| ly indulged for the hook and line aud net.
| He was expert at the tiller and at the
oars, and was also crack shot with a
fowling-piece or rife, After he had risen
to the highest honors of the church, he
often took delight in roaming through
the fields and woods, and sailing on the
streams or the bay, accompanied by his
grsnd.soas and other boys OF the mel gh.
| horhood, who found him genial comrade
-rb,a.ro T,,,a.
-
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~ iis,ae' H'' ,eene. "''n N'
,eao's ,s.S ~ 500 "a, ap'o sh.'s ~ :,
,a,es ~ lnanhe, 'na' seiaom 'ai's .
oi ao"n 'ne hus0, NO ihA'es. .o'
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21
nPRlLsf I'VE LoRD.

DAYroS, Ohio, July 18th, 1882
Dlar Fnf,rtors
Yesi PRAISE THE LORD" That
is len u.s. What heritage Of joy Il isi
For the rest, we are still "pegeing away"
Al this mountain Of adamant. The figures
stand % for soul and 90 for body, and 3
weeks will be gone this afternoon. One Of
the daily papers has dropped us ss dead
beats" and | shouldn't blame the other
for doing 40, "under the circumstance"
The attendance at the Rink sticks At about
the same daily average.
On the other hand, we are not bit dis.
heArtened nor discouraged, but march on
cheerfully to the music Of the ram's.horns,
looking not at frowning walls nor listening
TO the shouts Of merriment from those who
"laugh as to scorn," but knowing only the
LIVING GOD" lie pays our board-bill
and Rink hire promptly, and we lack for
mo good thing" Asour dear Nath Wood
cock would say, We are not beaten "by a
large majority, and several precincts to
hear from"
Bless his heart; he turned up last satur.
day morning, with John Of the same name,
and made things pleasant and lively until
his departure Tuesday morning. Judge
Jett, our good friend from Frankfort, also
put in an appearance the same day, bring
ing contribution from the Frankfort Ia.
dies to Marie, which the dear girl received
with the remark, "PrAise the LORD, papa,
that will pay for the Rink s days more"
SO you see she is enlisted for the war also.
Some blessed soul sent us $40 from Stan
ford anonymously, for which let me give
"thank you" in this paragraph.
In conclusion, let me say that we start
into the 4th week Of the "Siege Of Jericho"
with full trust in the dear LORD, full con
fidence in HIS ultimately winning the vic.
tory, and all Of Us sound in wind and
limb" and "happy as blackbirds IN a new
ploughed furrow." Ever in Jesus,
GEo. q. BARNES.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

Judge G. A. Hardin, of Harrodsburg,
fractured one Of the bones in his right leg
ia jumping from his buggy.
The majority that Tom Henry is GO
ing to get grows larger every day. 1t was
10000 when last heard from. Upless Col.
Jacob retires from the canvass, there is
danger that Henry's election will be unan-
imous-[ Russellville Herald Enterprise.
Yennor says l can not but think that
August will be another month Of storms
and unusual rain-falls, with one or two re-
markablylow curves Of temperatureI expect
snow-falls will be recorded in extreme
Western aud Northwestern sections, and
cold rains at more southerly stations
shortly after the middle Of month.
On Thurday last DR.. Keys was releas-
ed from an insane asylum at ST. Joe, Mo-,
where he had been confined two years, after
having killed DIR. Roberts at Millvilles.
The next day Keys went to Millville
against the advice Of bis friends, where the
son Of the murdered Roberts saw him and
killed him with pistol shot.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

john Bush, the negro who shot
and killed Miss Van Meter in Fay
cite while attempting to shoot her ia
Their and who, according to the Lex
ington Press, "has been tried and con-
demned by more men and in more
different ways than any man who was
ever born in the United States and
whose bones ought to be in the Gui.
teau museum three weeks from 10.
day." has been granted a writ of error
by Judge Miller Of the Supreme Court,
which will suspend the execution Of
the death sentence until that Court
at its October term shall dispose Of the
case. Error claimed was violation
of the Constitution and laws Of the
United States in that the officers Of
the Fayette Circuit Court failed and
refused to summon a single colored
man on the panel Of grand jurors that
indicted Bush or the petit jurors, Of
which there we're ninety-three exam
ined before the jury was selected. Bush
was to have departed with dull thud
July 2Sth.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The PROFESSOR. man swims
further than any other mon proies-
sor. A man cuts corns and cures bun
ions for living-protessor; he waltz
es three hours without resting-pro'
lessor; plays the fiddle and imparts to
others the secrets OF the diabolical art
professor; walks slack rope stretch.
ed across the street-professor; goes
without eating twenty days-professor;
rides four horses bareback-professor;
sings in the choir--professor; teaches
brass band-professor; cures warts
professor; plays billiards for a living
professor; trains dogs-professor;
performs some clever tricks at sleight.
of.hand-professor; does anything in
the world except teach, and knows
less of books and schools than he does
OF heaven - professor. - Burlington
Hawkeye.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

BESIDES a county ticket from Con.
stable up to Judge, Superior Judge
and Clerk of the Court of Appeals,
the people of the State will be called
OH, just three weeks from tomorrow,
TO vote as to whether or not they will
increase the school tax two cents on the
500 worth of property, to make the
school fund equal among the white
and colored children, and in this coun-
ty we are TO vote road law, which
entirely changes the present manner
of working roads. This law is said to
work well in those counties of the
State in which it has been tried, but
we think it rather doubtful If our peo-
pie are ready just now to adopt it. 1t
seems to strike the average man who
has given it thought, that there is too
much room in it for jobbery and steal
ing,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

ACTING on the same principle that
made him with all the truer class of
democrats oppose the iniquitous tar
i'll commission, whereby Congress del
egated matter that it was its duty to
adjust, Congressman Blackburn sue
ceeded in defeating the Senate amend
ment to the general deficiency bill pro-
viding that a board of three Treasury
officials shall audit the claims growing
out of the illness and funeral Of Gar
field. He was well aware that this
was trick to gouge the government
to the fullest extent for the benefit of
a set of quacks who assisted in muir
dering the President, and he is to be
commended for his promptness of
action.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

SUGAR is taxed about fifty per cent.
an enormous rate on an article of
universal necessity, and which also
has become medium of great indus
tryin the preserving of various arti-
Giles Of food. An effort is now being
made to take off portion of this tax.
which was added on account of the
war, but this is so bound up with 9TH
er extreme taxes that the success of
the effort is doubtful. lex.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

A GREAT many amusing mistakes
are made by type-setters, which, if
collected and published in a book,
would get away with the other alleged
humorous publications. We we're re-
minded of the above by one we saw in
the Lexington Press this week. The
writer complimented a sermon for its
profundity, but imagine his feelings
when the intelligent compositor set it
up, "The sermon was remarkable for
its profanity" We wrote yesterday
that the King OF Hosts was with Mr..
Barnes, but were shocked to dis
cover on the proof sheet that it was
the King of Hearts, that was bis main
stay.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

BLACKBERRY WINE.-Measure and
mash the berries in clean tub or YES
sci of some kind, and to each gallon
of berries pour one pint of boiling wa.
ter. Let them remain until next day
and strain through thick cloth, and
to every gallon Of juice add q pounds
Of sugar. Drain again and put into
a cask or demijohn, covering the bung
with a piece of muslin. Put in a cool
place until fermentation ceases; then
rack it off, rinse the vessel aud put
back the clear wine and tie up the
dregs and hang them up to drip. 1t
will be as clear as the balance. Do
not quite fill the cask, but leave room
for it to work. 1t is generally clear
enough to rack of in three or four
weeks.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

In is now said that Charles and
Robert Ford, who got $4,000 from
the State of Missouri for killing Jesse
james, and who were sentenced to be
hung for it and afterwards pardoned,
have decided to enter college and take
a thorough course with the money OBJ
tanned for committing murder. We
wouldn't be surprised if these promis.
ing youths turned out yet to be bright
and shining lights in the church.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The bad shooting of Col. Sears and
John Gaines has been the subject of
many a paragraph and ought to teach
them lesson, 1. G. to shoot only from
rest. The Breckenridge Ne,os says;
1t is very evident that, as young ideas,
Col. Sears and John Gaines we're not
taught how to shoot.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The Jacob boom seems to have EN-
tirely petered out. He is nice old
gentleman, but he would have gotten
more votes had he staid at home. The
trouble with him is that his cause is a
poor one, and as he presents it in a
poor manner, he losses votes every
time he opens his mouth to speak.
He and Capt. Henry are now in the
mountains, but as that is the latter's
strong hold, Col. Jacob no doubt
wishes he were "to hum"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

OBSERVING that every body who
had any thing to do with Garfeld's
illness or the trial of his NANCY muir
derer, are allowed fabulous sums for
alleged services, the Guiteau jury have
presented a petition asking for an in
crease of allowance to So per day be.
cause Of the extraordinary character
Of their services.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

To the special observer it looks as if
Col. Sears was angry when he struck
Mr.. Gaines with a stick. Astute poll
ticians, however. readily perceive that
Col. Sears sole object was to bring
Mr.. Gaines over to the Jacob party by
giving him a sore head Padman's
This and That.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

LAWYERS as well as doctors disa.
gree. A New York judge recently
decided that dog is not property and
therefore can not be stolen. Judge
Tilden, in Ohio Tuesday, decided ex.
actly to the contrary and ordered that
the judgment ofthe lower court against
the man charged with dog.stealing be
carried out. The Kentucky judge has
yet to pass on this profound question.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

Ono democrats are making more
ado over nominating a candidate for
Secretary OfState than there used to
be over naming a president. The
average Ohio mind tends more to pol
itics than to religion anyhow, to judge
from Mr.. Barnes success there.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The New York Herald prints this
good if true item: For the first time
in years there is harmony among the
Kings county democrats. The new
General Committee, elected under the
new registered primary election law,
held a "love feast" meeting and elected
officers for the year.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The body Of Mrs. Abe Lincoln, af-
ter life of many changes, was laid
by that of her husband in Springfield,
ILL.,, Wednesday. During the lastfew
years of her days, her mind gave away,
and she imagined herself the victim of
poverty and want, although supplied
with all the comforts and necessaries
of life.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

THREE Companies of the State
Guards are encamped at Mammoth
Cave and have named the camp, Hen
ry Watterson. The boys are paying
their own expenses this time, and will
not have to look to Gov. Blackburn
to pay it out of his own pocket.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21
Lincoln County Farm for Sale!

The heirs Of Joseph Scott offer at private sale
bis iArn 0l ias ACRES lying 1 mile North Of DiK
River. and near the Uarrard county line. The
land u fertile and in good repair. ThiTty-hve
acres In splendid timber, oak, walnut ash Ae aud
all IN grar except nine acres. which Is nov wheat
stubhle. This farm eau ~ bought low aud on easy
terms. Foe iull particulars, call on David scott,
on the farm, or address him az Gllberts Creek z.
q. Lincoln County, kentucEy. SYST
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The present wheat crop is unpar-
alleled in the history of the country.
From carefully prepared estimates
made in every state and county of the
United States, the crop is set down at
$4,000, 900 bushels against $50, $780,
900 last year, and nearly doubled as
compared with the cropOf1s77. Sure
ly all of us have cause for rejoicing.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The toy pistol is getting goOd deal
Of advertising Of late. Every paper
you take up has an account that some
little boy has been sent to the Lordy
by them, and on yesterday the Gin
cinnati Enquirer had a fall sized cut
of the devilish little instrument and
accounts of about % fatal accidents
caused by it. 1t is getting time that
a national law prohibiting their man
ufacture or sale was passed.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-07-21

The patent Outsides get away the
other papers just now. They are pub.
fishing maps of the battle field in
Egypt, and giving the news from
them, rs usual, three weeks old.