Daily Republican., 1882-10-16
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Christfeld Il Best.
For cut flowers go to S4S Markets st.
Order PhiIa. goods, Vary's cypress.
Get Your cO'f"A roasted at 400 King street
q. $. Humphrey q Bro, one price hatters
Machinest'S els and try squares, 99c store
Dr. Darm0ns office, 1874 Camac st., PhiIa a
H. M. MulIin keeps rules and files for sale
at 5I6 W. Front st.
Fine Is K. Plain Gold Rings, at E. E
Hanfs, Ii East Fourth street.
Dr. Simms' Pain Searcher, the perfection
OF pain medicines. The giant pain cure.
WOrld-renowned, Ringgcld Band Opera
House Saturday, Oct. 2lst, 70, 36 and 80 cts.
8 tine retouched cards for 81 at Hnlland's a
gallery No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
Everybody KuVWS that Holland makes the
bert tin types 10 the city. No. East Third
streeG between Market nd King.
For first class Chicago caramel, 20 to l2l
! Market street, to the original Chicago cara
m 81 man, second door below Second street.
J. q. Bryant has sold 400 albums in Will.
mington AZ has Just got a new supply for
the holidays Orders left at the Penna
| hVuFo wall Do pEOmpCly Ulleu.
Geo K. Baugh does the finest wood carv.
ing tor buiidinIs and cars also the finest
| mouIdlngs OF ail kinds for photographs and
all sorts OF pictures. Call and see. No. 6OT
Shipley st,
wife having lost her husband, was in
consoIaDle for his deatl. Leave rue 10 nv
grief she cried, soOblng; 'yOu bnow the ex.
treme senstblllty of my nerves. mere moth
ing upseIs them"
vague but horrible rumor Is being hand
ed Around with blanched lips that Oscar
Wilde viii marry and settle in nerica
Just a few more straws on The dromedary's
back, and war with the mother country win
be inevitable.
A crap In Canada wanted to explodo two
pounds of powder in the water to xiii the Ash.
but after coming down from q trip over the
nearest trees. followed BY the splinters of bis
skitt, he decided that the old fish pole way
was the safest.
chile alters deserves whlppin' dc most
when 1t father iS outer humor BARS a ole
saying wnat says ne6er hit boy when yer
are mad. wouldn't give cent ter hit
him any utter time, case l amt gwine ter
fight nobody when Use in good humor.
New Orleans will be visited by five circuse
this season, and will pay out at least a ftv
thousand dollars for circus amusements 1t
would puzzle an ERangelist, OF any other
man, TO collect as much as eighty.ssven dol.
*rs for public circulating library in the
city.
People who are not 80 very particular about
the color o. their bread my $500 per barrel
-four Is sure to please. The bread is sWeeter |
and ric0er than flour costing very much
more. l have grades of -four at ali prices.
The cash will get you bargain, W. d. Pick |
els, 4O7 King st..
A new magazine. in London announces AZ
its piece 0e resistance serial called Thick |
or than Water" 1t can't be an article on
milk. The title is intended to give the mag
aZlne circulation in Kentucky where nine
tentFs Of the male population always take
soD ething thicker than water.
Eyes" said the burIesque actress, ~
think that editor s the eanest. most con.
tsnptibls wretch in exists nee, he doesn't |
want me- to succeed :" What has he doncY' |
Lone You know that Ecanaal about me |
In Chicag0?" Yes; did he print it Print
it? No; he wouldn't; that's fl"
A waiter In French cate undertook for |
the amusement of his customers to swallow |
spoon. Much to the delight Of the specta.
tors he succeeded in 80 doing; and the sur
Reoh ain ost successfully GertorAed tho dan
Hefou operation OF removing 1t from ths
&SophaKue. ltyou want fun go to France.
pnrnS the pxssags Of tls r." exposed to view
wires. We shall not expect to receive the !
sup0oTt of the faithful in the hitherto unsuc- |
cesSiul attempts to bury the wires In this |
photographed and betelephOned city of |
ours.
When you see a prominent citizen, a brtgh |
and shining light In society and an energetic |
man OF business, and all that sort Of thing,
pause In the middle OF the side walk and
y aze about him with CLASSY look in the eve,
you needn't think Of apOplexy and paralysis.
He Is simply trying remember an ezra nd
his wife told him to do.
Iti probably not generally known that
the poetry which the editor 80 ruthleseIy
ninSs Into the waste basket is lust the X nd
OF literary nntriment that the reading pub
llc ls hungering and thirSting after, but such
is the fact, for we have 1t on the best author.
lty, to-wit. tho hardly treated writer's Of the
literary nutrimont Aforesaid.
Mr.. Gladstone is an able man. He delly.
ers brilliant speeches. reads Greek like En-
Glish, and Is one Of the best scholars alive
Hut at the same time he Jumps around and
howls like an 1lliterate plumber when, in
kicking on tight boot, hole in tho toe of
his STOCKING causes that valuable article to
shoot way back around his ankle.
Il was 30 disappointed wanted to see
her die SO muchH' The lady who said this
did not look like one who cOpld take pleas.
nre at anothers taking off. She did not sp.
pear unsympathetir, heartlesJ, cruel, and (
neither was she. She was disappointed In
oot seeing the last act of Camille, being
obliged to leave to take the last suburban
train.
A London paper describes an American
girl in III 1t city who "wears gown of en-
swallows, beg inning on her left
shou der and ending at her right foot; and
swallows always fly about her parasol" The
American youth in London is also addicted
to "swsllors," but they don't begin on his +
left shoulder. They begin under his nose f
Ind run Down his throat. :
Tilden has alresdy spent $1,000 dollars on i
he decorations Of the diningr ON in his
louse; and the work is no. yet finished. He
3 evidently determined to keep his money |
n the house and sQuander no more 'barrels' i
IN politics. He is getting wiser In his old I
Ige, and yet some persons may have their ,
opinion OF man who spenis q fortune In deco
'atlng dining-room and marvel that his
rtenls don't have guardian appointed for t
lin.