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New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
An Fleannt New etenmcr

Ru the Providence and stoai8gou = Co. and named
RHODE ISLAND is rapidly approac hing completion.
Constructed under the direct and constant supervision Of
owners careful and thorough manner, with
absolute safety and perfect aapaby TO service in
Long Island sound expense have been
spared any particular these ends lit her
luxurious for hr5tcass passenger travel
expected limo between this city ana Prov
idence L. alternate days with the faTore steamer MAssA
cHUs2rIs," commencing early next month.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

New Volume Of the Heroes of Christian History In
l2mo vols pI1ce 10 cents each.
New Library Edition OF Napier- History of the Pen
insular War And in the south Of France 1907 20 slt
With D. AID Plans OF Battes steel Portraits and
complete index Printed On toned paper vols price 81 80
per set
At Home in Fiji By c. F. Gordon Cumming. Map aad
ful.-page illus rdtiOns. One vol, 81 10.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

Mr.. THOMPSON AND THE WATER SUPPLY.
To the EdftOr OF The Tribune.
SIR: In your local items. you informed your
readers in q recent number OF THE TRIBUNE, that HUI
bert o. Thompson COmmissoner OF Public Works, will
cause to be introduced bill similar that Of last win
ter providing for aquedaet In order " Increase
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

Mt Cragg foreman ement quarry R0sen-
dale Co.. y y by explosion day in quarry
he lost cyelnst u totally ndrr the impression thai the
the local physician told Mr Ctaigg that
eye lost wholly but coad be saved By
The experiment tried failed Worse behind,
for he was In danger losing sympa
thec Inflammation. this strait lac consulted Dr. DAVID
KENNEDY, OF ondout \. Y, who told hin the injured eye
must ye taken out To this Mr. Cralgg
murrrd aud homo doubt III. local physician
said NcW-IOrK" To New York The leut went
eminent Ocu'ists the country having
al 20
back what you the 0ther.' Brleuy Dr.
NLDl removed TIE ruined eye AID treated Mt CIagg
Kennestys FANOhIIE REMEDY tO build up the sys-
TEN, result uc uccrisfI-
keuney's q i due 20
OF FAVOKIIE REMEDY after treatment
you troubled win Dyspepsia LAYER Complaint Constt
par1n Derangenent OF tn kidneys Eadder Then
lr Kennedys FANORITE REMEDY. It VIII not dlsap
point you. Dr. kennedy FANuEirE REMEDY sale by
a ldrilg
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
JAMES II. OsGOOD * co,

In the Distance. By George Parsons LathrOp ! vol
l6mO =
A War Dinry of Events in the War of the Great Re-
bellion lS6.lS6j. By General George H. GOriOn. with
three maps and three Illustrations vol. l2mo i0J
pp.
Confessions Of a Frivolous Girl BY Robert Grant. l
vol lomO, - 2j.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

trial when M .Fss FnsqSSSsn g Sose. tSsa sS%fs Enrpnd
snces these mIs's ~ ssjnr these things: The fault OF IN
s %c9 to a. be nanT sn Of Of Mss' worth
-. ~ his superior l II il a pity the ex-Secretary
Sad time let the eagle sSs sSTsa rsea Gea
enough 70 500 sOvsen makes him appear
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
NIDYlGHT WEAIHER REPORT.
GOVERNMENT INDICATIONS.

WASHINGTON, April 10, a. n.
For the Middle Atlantic States, light rain
followed by clearing weather. winds shifting north
easterly higher barometer stationary or lower tenn
perature.
For New England. rain snow. followed by clearing
weather. northeasterly winds, higher barometer and
lower temperature.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
ML1HoDIsT PREAcHLRs AT SING SING.

POUGHKEEPsIE, AUril 9.-The pulpits Of
the churches at sing sing were to-day filed b. mem
beTs II the NewYOrk Conference who took part IL the
Conference love feasih ordination Of de3cous and
elders ana the sunday school, educational md lssOn-
AIRY anniversaries
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
DROBNED IN 4 SING ULAE MANNER.

NEwBURG, n. Y, April 9.-John Daley, JUS
tice a. Gregory, On Erie Railroad clerk and Arthur
Mooney, hired boat this morning AMI rOwcd 10 Fish
kill The capsized In the middle Of the river, and
Gregory and Mooney were rescued The two rescued
reticent. TEe police holding them NATL the
Coroner mDkc sgTitiOn tomorrow IL seems
probable that the men had been drinking.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
HENRY HOLT & CO.,
n a.

Jc,, Stunrt Min \ Criticism With Personal Rscolleo
ti0n BY Alexander BAN LueEi-us Po OF Lg7 University
olAberdreu. LIMO, %
Mrs AiexaEders The Freres.' lGmo. Leisure Houi
Series. -.
e:ardiuers Engii-h History For SIN lants BY :. -
BiOgTi Account u the AutnOutie3L1
Engl-sn History. By j. bass Il Adllser l2uo - -.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

TRlBUNE OFFICE. Aprl 10, a. m.-The movement in
the barometer steadily downward yesterday. Partly
cloudy and cloudy weather prevailed. with rains during
The last quarter. The temperature ranged between
4s and So the 4s3s9 being 3ao higher than
or the corresponding day at year and 30 lower than
Saturday.
Cloudy weather with light rain. followed BY clearing
A1e older weather, ay be expected to-day N tLls city
and vicinity.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

4 Changed Heart. The new novel Dy May Agnes Fler
ing limo. cloth bound II %.
The Childreu's Fairy Geography AMerry Trip of lmas
Travels through Europe with hunlcs % pice'lr1A
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

Don't irritlte your lungs with Stubborn
Cough when a safe and certain remedy can be had in
Dr. Jaynes Expcctorant. 49,
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- coon FOH 4 MINORITY.

70 ~ gDriaq11lf FePHO',eaH. II7.I'' .,a-o5
The son Of PsdepsI lenaGSsy LaSSH Is TeddS1d Sg
onnmcnt Whie ~hlican party. Arthur's cabinet is
194 lefEs fRs1 tHey G
Sentative Of TIE MI Arthurs advisers make sooo
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

Post Olice NOtice.
The foreign mails for the week eniing SATURDAY,
April -. 1882 viii close az TINS Ohce TUESDAY at
for Europe Dy steamship AOyssna. via Queenstown
on WEDNE,DAI AZ l0 a. H.. for Enrope by steamship
France specially addressed, 10 M for
direct. by steamship Labrador Hayre IL
a. by ste .nisip Main. southampton
Bremen Oh THURS DAY al I'D for Europe, Dy steam.
via correspondence
and France must De specially addresses and IL
Europe, by steamship LcssnG, Plymouth. Cher
bourg HaIIburg; SATURDAY. at IL NJ. for Ger-
many Dy steamship Rhen.v1a southampton and Bremen
Great Britain aud other European
be specially adre ssed and at IL Europe,
BY steamship Germaic Queenstown correspondence for
land direct steamship Furnesa via glasgow and II
Tor 1un direct bv steamship Waesant. Via AntWcrp.
Tho mails f0r Asplnwa and south Pacific By steamship
apuco. close MONDAY 90 10 a. m. The Porto
ilico and Marac4tO b. steamship Al pin. close E,DAY
The malls Tor Nassau and MatanZas BY steamship
tarUnIeie close Oh " WEDNt,DAN at D. N. The malls for
Mexico via HewDrlcans close on I'D E-DAf at 1JD ..
The mails Or Bermuda by steamship FlamOorn, close
THURSDAY AT l30 The mails i0r cuba and Mexico,
by steamship British Empire Close on TUESDAY at $50
=. The I.s fOr haJt, -ayana&c, By steamship AsA,
close on FRIDAY al n. The mails for Brazil by steam.
ship Gleuapp via Baltimore. close FRIDA al 1880
The mails Venezuela Curacao Dy steamship Balcar
res close on SATU RDAY IL a The mails The Wind
.ands, By steamship Bermuda close sATU RDAY
D. The mails Cuba ami the West Indies, b. stean
ship saratoga close on kDAT at 1870 The mas
Japan, via san Francisco close April - al
D. The mails iOr Australia Francisco
April 20, at : p. HENRY u. PEAIGoON, Postmaster
Post Onc-. New York. April : 1852.
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J. .B. LIPPINCOTr x 90.
sCRIBSER ~ WEXFORD.

Madame De ~eyiene. BY Mss Thackeray Ms. Ac1-
lsltc.ie. l5mO, nne cloth, 81
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ROBERTS BROS.
G. W. CARLETON q co.

Her Picture. No Name Series. Price a.
VIZ Weedens New Book The socia- Law Of Labor By
Mll.lIul Is. Wecden
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

Shakespeare Reading Book. II. ConrtAope Rowen, VI.
A crown. 432 pQ. cloth, price, II %.
The ungusnOrs. GGstave " lson l5mo, l95 pp; cloth,
paper - cts being vol ~ of C4ssels PopI4r
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

A SAD ACCIDENT.

Mr.. OSCAR CRAIGG BLOwN Up BY 4 PREMATURE
BLAST IL THE ROsENDALE CEMENT QUARRY
DESTRUCTION OF An EYE-Irs SUBSEQUENT
REMOVAL BY SURGICAL OPERATION.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
ROBERT CARTER u BROTHERS.
CAssELL, PETTGR. GALPIN & co.,

TIC Letter Of Credit. By Mss Warner \ a.0ry lla;
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.
~ nov. ~. osometrics v,1ston. n VI, city ~ tent

e
lssas nsai Tn iriessAl white line ressn the oSc al
y 0 lunag rr broken represent.
e 'stoaa Indicated b. the thsrUsntsr
naiI Pa % broedaAJ.
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
Ar,i.,ir ,feu,or;.I.

NEW -FNGLAN ID GRANITE WORK Hartford Conn
Quarfies and workshops Westerly. L. l.
Fine monumental and building work Ia Granite Drawings
estimates furnished without charge Correspondence
lcto1 NY. OMce. l,32l B'way. ~ W CANFIkI.D, AgL
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
HOUGHTON, MiFFLIN u CO..

4 History Of Naterias-. By F. 4 La1ye. volu ns
III completing the Volume III Ottho PlDs)D Al
Library oyo, git top 50 D. tae cOnp.sts wOsA 5y'a.
2
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

Greek and Romnn Sculpture \ History Of Greek and
Roman ufrtlre 3 Walter C0plsnd Perry. vol NyO,
100 pI with upward OF 800 Illustrations engraved od.
So
Rural England "Eiition q LIVe." with 2jO III Is.rL
tOp FOu0 Ornamentei yelum Ready December ljl sil
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
5ueclaI NoElces

5ueclaI Norccs
Art EDWABD sCHENCK, Auctioneer
THE OPPORTUNITY
oP THE SEASON FOR BUYERS OF PICTURES
rs HIGH CLASS
OIL PAINTINGS,
BY FAMOUS
FOREIGN ARTISTS
WHICH COST THE OWNERS OVER
100000,
AND MUST BIZ POSITIVELY
SOLD
WITHOUT ANY RESERVE WHATEVER,
TO CLOSE PARTNERsuIP ACCOUNT.
Important examples by lnloun-Rrissot dc Warville-
Bruunl- Iurgers-LeOu Caie- aIptutcI-o haplnChayet
lys-C COr0t -COuraet uaubieny-Dc C0ckD Desciamps-
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-MauzOul NuniertOY Dct-Nan Beers y erlas Weber
Wetk--L Leul-dDd others
NOW OF EXHIBITION At THE
sCuENCK ART GALLERY,
so. 81 Nas-au.st..
To BIZ PO~IlIN LILY SOLD
on WEDNESDAY and THU BsDAI,
April J. and l3. at p m
All about investing keep postec b reading The REAL
-TATE RECORD. 30 pages az valuable infngma ZION All
bout real estate bIdng credits AID mining. - per
HIcntanO', dnd I31 Broadway.
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The Lady -hsIott BY rennyson DecoratcilH color,
by Howard Pyle 1 vol, small q41rtO. rishly lal
c.Otl, wlgA gut edges, In neat box
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
NEW BOOKS AND VIEW EDITIONS.
A. C. ARMSTRONG & Il

Rsstricisdf0 Books ne last hres months hJ 1t5Fttt
heretofore on TIE literary pIJa
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T.B. PETERSON Il BROTHERS.

Rerfhn's Baby. Equal d" Helen's BAOls." Nltl n
fiUstrlted cover and portrait ~ "etlas BtJy" It =
masterpiece and everyone WI. love Berthas Baoy" BJ
Gustlfe DrlL. Paper ~ cents, clOtl II.
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GEORGE 4. PUTNAM'S SONS.
~ and - Wrsf , ,t-sf

The First Aid to the Injured society New orb By
Peter pAcrd NJ. y. square lomo, illustrated cloth
ira. 50 cents
The Rose A Treatise the Culty alton. Family Chsrac
terstcs the Various erUwths OF
DESCRIPTIONS Of the Varieties GENERALLY By IL.
l.. Elwangc. lUmO cloth extra : %
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10

NJ b. careful -ldy ot tho prevalence and spread of
vtc ami dlIte aaI remote Effects moral
logical and nnL4~4, upon the Individual AMI tao NADIA
limo CLOTH 81
-ensaton aud Pain An Essay. BY c. Fayette Taylo Il
i. lOuO cDt-, - Cts
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IyIsON. gLAKEMAy, TAYLOR & co
~. and -. n,a.v.v
HOWARD X HUBERT

The Golden Book ofrales Roliag- "a tae Le ,sa i.r
lore " an Nations Edited by william -wiutOn AL e1ss
L. Cathcar. Numerous illustrations. $40 pagoA g 81
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
CHARLES sCRIBNEE's sONs
1lkond yl1 kroaisrav

sehyatIa = search, sledgng "a Arsso IN Qasst o,
The Franklin Records By William H. Gn1sr I yOL, 5vl.
with maps and Illustrations ~
The Orthodox Theology OF To-day BY Newman smyth,
Of Old Faiths "a New l4glL one VJl l-n0
The Memoirs OF Prince hetternich Vol. .. ls5o'55.
Edited b. his Prince Richard Aetteruan. 4
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Len Sc pcrr.ns' Srucc,
The Worcestershire,
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Piles Permanently EraGicaied
In % weeks. without knife Agatlre send for
circular containing references DIR. HOYT SO west 27Ih-s
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franailu-slIare.
CIcerouis de rlnIbu- Bonorln ct Mal0rua ItSr,
qninque l. NicDlIus MeoVisus ItoSens- 60 iAf.Ni.
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Charles Lamb BY Alfred Anger i2mo. cloth. IS cont.
Rnelish N IN ol letter.. Edited Dy John Aogosy
BeSsar MY NeighbOr A novel By L. D. Gerard. 4to.
papcr 30 cents
Ifarper's dia OF British and Amercan Poetry.
Edited by Epes -arseaL hoyA 5vO Adniista c.)L col
ored edges. 81 So
New-York tribune., 1882-04-10
HARPRR a BRO--
Frank lIiu-anrara

The Fate OF MADAME La four. Ssorf ;. i;sH
IAke. By ArsL \. -. PtliJc<. -iJsl 81 'pi s'1;f '
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-12-23
High Life In Mexico,

A tourist in Mexico says that in the
house of a wealthy native everybody is
astir before sunrise. 4 servant comes
to your room to ask if you will have cof-
fee or chocolate there, Or will go to the
dining room for it. You must not be
offended If the host is off to his business
without seeing you, for at 10 o'clock he
will return and greet you tremendously
enough. The breakfast, which is the
chief meal of the day, is then served i'll
courses. Fruit is eaten first, soup often
follows, then meat, after that eggs and
finally frijoles, the national dish. This
last is dark red bean, cooked with
lard, seasoned highly with red pepper,
andls served IN soup plate and eaten
with spoon. 1t is very palatable, and
foreigners generally become as fond of
1t as the natives. Wine Is always on
the table, and everybody concludes by
smoking cigarette, the ladies not ex-
cepted. Coffee and chocolate are served
| again in the afternoon, and at II 2. NJ.
there is light supper, consisting prin-
clpally of tomales, which Is corn meal
mush mixed with a force-meat OF chick
| en- or beef, highly seasoned with red
pepper and onions, all nicely rolled In a
clean corn shuck, tied and put IN pot
! and boiled until done, and served III the
shuck hot.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-12-23
The B.I Aoieiicln Tooth.

Tie march OF progress seems to tell
terribly on the teeth. for what other
cause there can lie for the pre- eminentiy
disastrous condition Of the molars OF
Young America 1t Is difficult TO imagine.
There are at present twelve large facto-
yies for the production Of artificial teeth
in the L nited States, turning out TO-
600. 600 teeth 6 year, while the cousump-
ton of gold III stopping cavities IL the
natural teeth Of America amounts in
value TO 500, 900, and Is one of the
chief facts that Is alarming NJ Cernus-
chi and the binetalIlsts, As ii bears 4
very large proportion TO the annual
production Of that metal. The present
dearth Of IVORY may, perhaps, be traced
parity To the American demand for mo-
lars and grinders, and The ships Of
Jonathan seems 10 bc as busy IN export
ing gold and ivory FROM Europe Is those
| OF King Solomon were from Tarshisl,
| though history, which only narrates the
toothaches OF princes, Is slle.4. as TO
| whether this evll Was prevalent among
his subjects about tina; time. Il : al
| Ill wind, however, tina: blows nobody
good, AMI the American dentist, i.Ae
| tie German ocu.l-t, tiourlshes on Tie
| physical failures oi bis couatryulen.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-12-23
Land Washing.

In all experience OF eighteen years III
agricultural matters we have found
nothing to exercise our ingenuity and
perseverance more than trying to con-
troll the tendency Of our rich, ioa1ny
sc1 to wash. Owing to its peculiarly
loose and crumbl1ng tendency and the
prevalence of hard rains, our soil ,is
much given to not only wasting away
Of the rich mold, but the formation of
hideous and repulsive bitches and gul-
lies. We can find parcels of real estate,
which in my estimation are lessened
one-ha]f in value from thus cause. Like
most other evils, this can, If taken in
time, to certain extent be controlled.
But, unfortunately. procrastinatlon often
proves fatal. For remedies, never plow
or cultivate in ravines or low places in
clining to form current Such places
should be seeded to red-top grass, which
forms sod on which water makes no
impression. If bitches have already
formed it wi. tax your skill to prevent
their deepening; but we have done 1t in
this way: Get long brush of any kind.
commence below and work upward, till
the ditch. say tyo-tnirds full, tapping
shingles; take coarse manure or similar
| substances and fill in closely betwe en-
| the brush and bank at the edges, leav-
! ing the ditch thus hollow or trough.
| shaped in the bottom. The water here
has something hard to wear upon, and
will not cut away the dirt. Stakes
| should now be driven in every few feet
to hold all firmly. Then the edges o.
the bank may be trimmed and smoothed
| off; the first rain will then wash in DIR
enough to fill the brush and form a bed
on which don't fail to SOW the red-tol
seed. Ii this Is done III eaEy spring il
will prove a complete success; it vii
cost some labor, but remember there
can be no excellence and good worj
without labor. To make brush-dam
by throwing in brush or stones promis
cuously or plow loose DIRT into gullies i
waste Of time often indulged IN, am
proves that experience is dear school
With small gulies we use course manur
that contains hayseed, which forms
sod: but you should never fill gully Q
ditch entirely full.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-12-23
The Signal Station at Pixies Peak.

Lieutenant Glassford, Signal Service
officer, attached to General Pope's staff,
has Just returned from Pixies Peak,
where he was engaged experimenting
the construction Of o new permanent
station. and in building telegraph line
to connect the station at the summit Of
the mountain with the inhabitants of
the world below. The former station
was nothing more than shanty, built
in the center of plateau, and tourists
who climbed the peak always marveled
at the endurance of the men who were
stationed away from all communication
with the world, aud without even or'li-
nary comforts to solace their solitude.
Some time ago Congress authorized an
appropriation for new building and
the work was completed on the 11th
inst. The building, On account Of the
elevation. is only one story high, and Is
built of granite laid in cement, to resist
the furious storms that rage IN seasons
in that upper region. The mat erial had
| to be transported on burros from Colo
RADIO Springs, and the contract price
was $1,000. Lieutenant Glassford Was
chiefly employed LII erecting a telegraph
line ordered by the Signal Service
Bureau. The length Is eighteen miles,
and for four miles of the distance above
the timber line the mountain is SO pre-
cipitous that poles had to be abandoned
and the wires earned on iron bracket
inserted in the face OF the rocky slope
The signal station is l, 400 feet above
the sea level, and 5000 feet above th'
beautiful town of Colorado Springs
which, among other advantages. en-
forces prohibition. The force consist
of three men, who relieve each other L
;welve-hour watches, the old men bein
relieved periodically for vacation
which is rendered necessary by the ia
rlty of the atmosphere, which makes th
work exhaustive.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-12-23
The vallsy OF Death.

A correspondent from San Francisco
says, on the II Of July last, with train
OF nve mules and two companions, one
OF whom was partially familiar with the
country, climbed the summit OF Cerro
Gorco. at last we stood upon the lofty
ridge OF the Telescopes, and beheld be-
low mihe fateful valley. which lies $50
feet below the level eff the sea aud ex-
tends for hundred miles northeast
ana southwest, with q width of from
tl1rty TO forty miles from east to west.
upon 10 landscape can one look SO
deepsy INTO the interior of the earth,
for it occupies the lowest point of dry
land upon the continent, and, SO far IS
am Informed, of the earth itself Be-
tore Us 1t lies, long, deep, wide, vast
basin, its shining patches disclosing
through the distance, Its beds of soda.
salt, and borax, which coYer thousands
Of acres and blaze and simmer and
burn III the steady blaze of light and
heat which pours upon them from a
cloudless sky. The valleys deep de-
clemson grows upon the senses and be-
comes more marked as the eye is held
steadily upon it, and it is emphasized
by the swift declivlty of the enclosing
| mountains. Drear and desolate, it
stretches its full length along in q frame
of painted mountains which define, in
strong and mighty lines, its aspects of
terror,
Though leaving the summit at 3 P. NJ.
and riding steadily down descending
trails, night settled upon US before we
escaped from the canyon aud reached
the borders Of the valley. BY the bril-
liant moonlight we were enabled to trace
the trail along the rocky washes as we
rode on into the night. At last. worn
and weary with hours of riding, we
reached the centre of the valley, known
as the big Hole" the point Of great.
est depression. Though time and ex
ploration have drawn from out the
ancient. story most of its fearful threads
this is still Deaths Valley and is still
and will remain region of dread. In
d1ans familiar with its face from infanc,
know its treachery, and cannot be pre-
! vailed on to go into it beyond thel
time-worn trails, 10 the lost emlgran
it was ''the valley of the shadow o
death" The daring prospector enter
it with fear. he knows its terrors, AM
: the bleaching bones of many skeleton
warn him to beware. Once lost within
Its embrace. and mans doom is writ
ten. Without water to cool his fevere
frame, the sweltering air drives HIM
agony and bewiIderment. Confused
J. he wanders without aim. Reason. un
seated by fantasy, gives imaginatio
rein to play tricks with his judgment
Beholding heaven at last in the moel
ing waters Of the mirage, he sinks
die in the flame of the desert.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1882-12-23

A. speaker al q recent convenuo4s on
being addressed as Colonel" repudiated
the military title, declaring be Was not
even Captain.
Don't you live in shss 'ur:i" opened
his new acquaintance.
He owned ths. be did live In Missouri.
And IN house wife chimneye" 2
Yea
''iIow manyi" was the next question.
'sTwo."
Then / was righ. a. frs, exclaine6
The ,nserlocu,or "You see, | lived ID
Missouri and know how 1t Is Over there,
II man has three cnimneys on his house,
he's General: II two he's Colonsl, II
only oa. he's Major. and II he lives IN
dug out and has no chimney, he's Gap
,ain aos how, - Was rixb, after All