The Northern Pacific farmer., 1882-09-21

Peach trees.are in bloom for the second
time this year, in ''the land of flowers"
Worthless Stuff:
Not SO fast my friend; it you could see
he strong, healthy, blooming men, wo-
men and children that have been raised
from beds Of sickness, suffering and
almost death, by the use of IIol, Bitters,
you would say "Glorious and Invaluable
remedy" See another column. .--Phil-
ade]phia Press.
y Wisconsin man was tn )lghtttll enough
to settle his business and buy a collin be-
fore he killed himself
"Buc'lupaiba
Quick, complete cure all annoying Kid
ney, bladder and brinary Diseases 81.
Druggists.
Ohio girls are said to beat the world Eo
doubt they do. Al eas they have often
been seen carrying switches.
1t is a common observation that the
standard of natural health ana normal ac-
lowered by the influence of false ideas and
habits of life, ensendercd by fashionable ig-
norance and luxurious living. 1t is hap
py circumstance that Mrs Lydia 4. Pink
ham has come to the front to instruct and
cure the sufferers of her s ex.
The recent kentucky legislature will be
paraly lyzcd to learn that the japanese are ere
mating cholera corpses.
Brown 5 iron RitterS.
Fat Boy-No, you can not raise chickens
from egg plants. You might as well try to
raise culves from q COW catcher.
The beauties Of Lbc face of women are Of
ten obScured by tDrnenting husnorS, easily
got rid of by 1lSint; DR.. e. ". Benson's Skin
C'lrc. 1t heals eruptions of the skin or scalp
and renders the cuticic smooth and fair
An excellent toilet dressing.
lnIuirer-Arc there any signs of hard
winter? There are. Seven English lecturers
threaten to visit this country.
Decline OF nIan.
Nervous Weakness dyspepsia, impotence,
sexual debility cured by'WeIIs Health Re-
newer" 81, druggists. Send for pamphlet
to F.. S. Wells, Jersey City, N. J.
30 fish perspire?'' isa question now az
itatllg scientists. They make man sweat
who tries to catch them, generally.
Deacon Smith buvs Carbolinc. the dcc1-
orizcd petroleum hair remover and restorer
and since its improvement, recommends it
To al! his friends us the perfection of att hair
prep 'rations. This shows that the Deacon
is q wise man and knows what is what.
What can't be cured must be indoored, as
the physician remarked when he ordered
his patient into close confinement
"Figures are not always facts" hut the
incontroyertible facts concerning Kidney
Wort arc better than most figures. For in
stance: "It is curing everybody" writes a
druggist. "Kidney- Wort is the most DoM1-
lar medicine we SELL" 1t should be by
right, for no other medicine has such spcci-
tc action OH the liver, bowels and kidneys.
Do not fail to try it.
Albert schwill is an Indianapolis man
who has had nineteen fights because some
body said: ''Givc him to the hogs"
The most brilliant shades possible, Oh all
fabric, arc made by the Di4mond DYES
Unequalled for brilliancy and durability.
10 cts.
A Frenchmaa,, feeling ill, complained to
an English friend that he had a pain in
his rortmanteau, by which he meant his
chest.
Skinny Men.
"Wclls' Health Remover restores health
and vigor, curesDyspepsia, Impotence, Sex
ual Debility. ST.
There isntto be any fife and drum in the
Prince of Wales College of Music.
Russia Salve is the universal remedy. for
burns, scalds cuts, bruises and flesh wounds.
= Decatur, Ga, Las had the rare privilege of
seeing rainbo waiter dark. ~
l. ScnIi to N W.Blisineys College. NJ, Gso7,
Wis, for Journal with cost and studies taught.