National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1882-04-08
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ie"nyson nus never written anything on the
cnntge Oh tne gasngnt brigade. Ihnt is something
nlsner 'ia" DIS gr"ue as poe''-Ne~ or1ea'" FFod-
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n,S.oty leils US tnu' george washington never
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Nr' Mlnuhs' VINO Ielt america 10 become Brit
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rIr'h W wy h"oluc oohs' unu i'ots'eP beyond tho
pounus Oh MS own iahu'
Edmund Burke, the Irish orator, was telling
uarticR one uay mat All ollter lhlngs were hot
lnuceu, aiu ulriiok' What 90 you think' Mr..
BURKE OF bltter coo WeatherT
retired pugist, who dsapproves of the bru-
tally Of the modern prize fight has taken up his
lesiIence III LaWrehee because they have Pacific
n'lils here'-eoh'orV"'e J0'"haf
Mastcr-"What docs Condillac say about brules
In tho scale Of beingG" schoar-"lIo says a
brute is an imperfect animal" "And what IL
lnhhY Man Is perfect brute"
General Chalmers, who Is shortly to be lifted out
OF his seat in Congress, might lecture on Ballot
box Stuiling as Fine Art" or he might found a
college OF haud and be the faculty.
Meissoniers portrait Of Mrs. J. W. Mackay repre-.
scnts that lady as daintly dressed with broad
Directolro hat shading her face, and engaged In
buttoning glove of extravagant length.
Prince Prisdang Of Siam, who Is to visit this
country soon, is well vorsed in European mnnners
speaks English and French Auently and is said
TO have decidedta taste for literature and art.
man at Columbus City, Ind, claims to have
discovered n spot where diamonds can he scooned
up by the quart, aud though he has been offered a
| whole gallon of whisky he won't give the place
| away.
They nro nj work on n dictlonnrv 4, En,iord
| which will take 1000 auarto pages. or four md n
| half times The size OF Webster's Dictionary. The
FIRST part letter "A, VIII require 400 pages, and VIII
| be ready this year
IIo was sitting In the parlor with her when A
rooster crowed In the yard, and leaning over, h,
| said: "Chantcleer." az wish you would" she
| replied 81 am sleepy as / can be-" lie cleared
NeO l0rS Euenmg F0st.
At n recent fancy party at tho picturesque Rcd
| House. near London, the daughter of the hosttn
| wore the Holbein dress of white serge with Iona
| full skirt, girdlo of pearls, and white plush cap
| embroidered with pearls.
A brother of the wife Sir Matthew Wyatt, who
is n retired general of the English army and q
member of the House of Commons, one William
Robinson was lately admitted to tho almshouse at
| Albany, N V, as pauper.
A Grand Rapids dogran up church aisle dur.
ing service, upset the contribution box, ran down
tho othher aisle, went up into the gallery looked
over the railing, lost his balance, and, with q
| yclp, fell into the congregation below.
on Saturday morning the PHILADELPHIA pyes,
| said: yesterday America Ind three rocts who
were known all over the world; to-day she has
but two" When Walt Whitman read this no
flushed up and asked "Whos the other?'
A Young lady was showing an elderly woman n
| beautiful cluster diamond ring n nresent whom
the old lady d,opped her spectacles IN tho end Of
her nose and exclaimed. Ior' sakes. I thought Il
was all old seed wartr'--C Cincinnati Saturday Night
Ismar Posho Mt tho wodding of ,ho Maror.a
Moripnoli 10 tho granddaughter of Don Marine
Tor,onIo In pome some ,yoevs sirco ,roson,od
tho bridal roir viii, two Oriental oold core cnrs
strddod with nrocious stones coch ono worth
az OOo
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10 ,,ro,,o,t ,,iah,n,oro ond nod dron,"s IL :; ~
q oil sot vorrs.Ic an hour win vour MOO y
IF thc editor or tho SIN, wore IN try tbs rccra a.
would be The most lonesome hour he ever expcri.