The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-10
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JENNINGS.

LIMNiNGS.
 Why did you name your paper TEe ST Nsnfks: :- was asked of an Arkansaw editor. Well. you see he repaed. :. \ fellow across the road there was running a paper called Txe Ieay and knowing that most any farmer would rather sub scribe for s;S months than year, l took m, chances on the shorter time. and samed my paper 7h< Sfx Mor<As."
 An Arkans2x minister in preaching the funeral of an old top1, and in refer ing to the life struggle, quoted Camp bell by sayiag: The rcd eye of battle is shst m despair and son of the dead man, thinking that the minister referred ts his father rcd eyes, knocked the good naa down. aAer which the corpse vas gently deposited in he cold. cold grave
 xAissiias expaaAs she cAe<t-znd dereaopes the Aungs We hate to sec xro0Ae vAhstlsag. IL sopaehov sugsesss tha1 some enc VII have se spEes irom hes developed lung poves.- 
 thai | is difficult to talk and vAsssle ss the sanf umei Let her ~hisue--AAkAxsAw TkAyELER No, 10 doast tet her veistie. woman with pursed-up mouth is co soGgesg tive of an empty pockeabook-sA vtnA and uo soand.-New Revk Ce4s<rcisI A<ksyfesey.
 That's fact. She needn't whistle any more. Let down your mouth, Miss.
 Henry WatteTson. in an excellent arti- eic OR A Good Dinner" says tha, in his o~n poor way he is trying to dissemi- nate in Kentucky the idea of wholesome food. To scatter the idea of wholesome food is commerdable work. and when the enterprise is completed, we offer MT. Watterson similar employment ia this state. with. of course. the understanding that the industrial programme shall be slightly changed. We have the idea, and only want the distinguished journal- is, to scatter the food.
 A preacher subscribed for newspaper, and snding that it vas . profane sheet, sued the editor for a thousand dollars. When the case came up for trial the min -is,er said: Your hoaor. Eas led to believe that it was a religious journal-' |" Hold on,- exclaimed the editor. l did got tell you that it was reiigious paper. :" "Your honor," continued the preacher. "I was deceived" "How r' asked the justice !" Because. sir, the paper had the picture of chicken in it. Your proof is established exclaimed the magistrate and the editor must pay the thousand dol larsr
 There is nothing in the English lan- fsage that can emit more powerful odor than an emigrant car. You may thlnk that hide house is suggestive and tRz, sewer gas is forcibie. but until you open the door of an emigrant car you are entirely ignorant of a power which oaa, without any seeming exeztion on its pzxt, deaden . mans desire to live. Yes, sir, the emigraat car is a power ia the land. Among its cushions and around i,s stove luris dead aimosphae com pared with which breath from . sep ulchre Is perfume of rares, eastern 1- traction.
 The following from the Chicago Hs<rS Rr- bsv<ev, hiss the naM on the head: Why doa | yeu come to Sunday schooaf" said saperis- sesSseas to . boy CAuse pa owes my teacher for . pasr of boosk, an tAe teacAer go< to seeding notes home by me, aa p aid .esdnt 10 aay more sai he paid For tho ssSss, as'i doss recksa 1 n 70 any ssose.'- PAes SsD.
 But the @folloviAgr is not from the Oicaeo Hckef R4bovh0. It is from the ARKAMsAw TRAvEIxR- From present indications and pisasanxiy dzavn psoba- biEies, the HsAi AatsvAsv is . thid. Of course the isem nay nse have been rob beA insentiooally of js 0edit and under stand us when ve ny ohas f tAe Rcss~- ar> sole the iAsw, sAe k4tsrA1 is .Aief.
 A handsomely dressed man entered an Arlransaw newspapa oGce and drawing est his pockesbook said to the editor Eve got something here for you I've been an admire1 of your paper for some time and" 'WisA to subscribe for . year og six months2" sI don't wish to subscribe You know we've just had Thanhgivmg asd I iosted down . little