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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-09
Eugene GOetdner
go DENTIST,

second Door East of Post Office WateFte%nii
Wis Teeth extracted without snd Palnb rubber Plates
5eeth elIa6 Win gold and silver and all work
.raTranted ae11.a to give entire satisfaction.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-09
,tr4i1sr WIGGENHORN,

Jeweer has recently opened icy 1e%HFs fat sreet ssHa
where he will keep constantly rv Oh nAt Silver and
Pisted Ware. &c Particular attention Pslo nd "
renairing Watches, Clocks, Jewelry' %o'' "A10
warranted to give satisfaction.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-09
r, c. MOULDING,

Physician and Surgeon,
Office in Sweeney's Building, lately oc-
cupied by DR., Wigginton-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-09
BUSINESS Goros.

DANIEL HALL -
HALL & SKIM Err,
Attorneys and Counselors at Law and soaicit
tors in Chancery Have comple.e hra,,nes on
rae1 estate in Jefferson county. Once over Is
ransin National Bank, at the former office OF
Enos & Hall.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1882-08-09

Soc in WArERToWNb by EBERLE.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
A-EARIlE.
THE WOLF AND THE PEASANT.

TIE WuLr AND 1AE PEASANr.
One day peasant who was lAboring in
his field was surprised at receiving a visit
from the wolf, and he was about to rush
for his gun when the wolf called out
Hold on, my friend--my visit is one
Of peace. l have come to. have serious
talk with you"
"But sou killed one of my sheep only
last week" protested the peasant.
$50 l did, and that is the very matter
/ have come to talk about ! have felt
-.->. .'uo,1 IITInTy urcIueu u XIII no mure
sheep
"W,ll, 1 am glad to hear it, and hope
you will to stick to your resolution"
ooh, certainly shall, and 1 hope that
you will give me all due credit in the fu-
tire"
The wolf took his departure with q
sweet bow and melting smile, and the
Peasant softly scratched the back of his
neck and did q heap of thinking. That
night he placed large trap at the weak
point in his calf.pen, and next morning
he found the Wolf held firm aud fast.
"Exctise my embarrassment, began
the Wolf as the Peasant appeared, "but
why did you move this trap from the
sheep-fold2"
'Bscause," repli,d d the Peasant, as he
hunted around for club, experience
has taught me that Wolf who is tired
of mutton is simply working up an ap'
petite for veal"
Moral-Don't put your foot in it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
THE LORDS PRAYER.
BY 2. O. wHRELER.


"our Father, Who in Heayen art"
And everywhere beside,
To Thee I'll ever liz my heart,
Whatever may botide.
"Thy name" forever "ballowed be-
BY all the sons of mem
May all unite in praising Thee
Until all time shall end.
"Thy kingdom come" o'er all the earth,
Der every human soul,
Till all of high or humble birth
Acknowledge Thy control.
"Thy will be DONE" from sea to sea,
From mountain top to shore,
Till all submit their ways to Thee
In peace for evermore.
"Thy will be done on earth" below,
"As now" above ain Heaven"
That every child on earth may know
The peace to angels given.
"Give US this day our daily bread"
For body and for soul,
That we may in all things be fed,
And Thou our lives control: .-
"FOrgive Our SINS" "as we forgive"
All those who do us wrong;
As Thou forgivest, may we liye,
Forgiving, all day long.
"Lead us not into temptation"
But keep us pure and strong,
Thus tolive in every station.
Opposed to every wrong.
"Deliver us from evil" thoughts
That lead our hearts astray,.
Which, ever present. though unsought,
Would steal our faith away.
"F'r thine Is the kingdom" forever
'"Phe power" subduing earth,
Be "Thime the glory forever"
In Thee all life had birth.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
HOmIt.niAnE CANDY.

All children are fond of candy, and ii
pure a moderate mount is injurious
In these days of adulteraion that made
at home is safest to give them. 1t is q
simple matter to make chocolate cara
mels; all that is needed is Que cup Of
sweet milk, one cup OF molasses half II
cup of sugar, half cup of grated ohoco-
late, a piece of butter the sizs of wal.
nut; sir constantly and let it boil until
it is thick, then turn it out on to butterS
ed plates; when its begins TO stiffen, mark
it in squares. so that it will break readily
When cold. Cocoanut caramels are made
Of two cups OF grated cocoanut, one cup
of sugar, two tablespoonfuIs Of -four. the
whites of three eggs beaten stiff; bake on
a buitersd paper in quick oven. Nice
white candy is easily made. Take one
quart of granulated sugar, one pint OF
water; two tablespoonfuls of vinegar;
boil just as you do molasses candy, but
| do not stir II; you eaa tell when it il
done by trying il in cold water. Pah 1t
as if It were molasses candy; have dish
near by with some ysnills in H. aud work
in enough to favor it as youpull; pnt il
in cold room, and the next day you
viii have delicious candy.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
suow-nURsLEssBURsr.

NJ. Plateau has studied the phenomena
of the bursting of bubbles. When bub-
BILE bursts it disappears almost instanta-
neously, leaving behind it a multitude OF
small liquid drops, The bubble begins
to burst at one point, the film rolling
away in a circle around the opening and
its edge becoming rapidly enlarging
LIQUID ring. This ring draws itself to.
gether into segmentsl portions, which
ultimately become small spheruleS. At
the same time tue contraction of the rest
of the bubble caustsa rush OF air through
the aperture, aud blows. # the spherules
into the air with kind of small explos-
ion. The phenom ana are best observed
by blowing bubble of glycerine solution
upon au iron wire ring, and then burst
ing it at the top by touching 1t at the TOP
with needle whose point has been dip
ped in oil.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
JUSTICES OF TBiE PEACE AVID
THE COUIsT.

If the many petty cases, such as surety
of the peace, that come up at every tern
of court were settled, rs they should be,
before the justices of the peace, the time
occupied in their hearing before the court
could be devoted to more important cases
and the county and the parties intereste
would be saved much expense. Judge
in neighborirg county recently made
s1me very timely remarks in regard to
the bringing of trivial prosecutions,
which, we think, hit the nail square on She
h al. He referred to the fact that for
h ,urs the time of the court had been oc-
cupied in trying three uuinporinut cases.
and said; IN the first case tried the
costs, $50 20, were imposed, one halr
on the plaintiff and one half on the
defendant; in the rext case the costs,
amounting to $40 67. we're disposed of in
a similar manner. In the third case the
costs were $l9 90, making in three cases
Sl4G.SG Of costs imposed on the prosecu-
tors and defendants. Tue july in these
cases have found that there was nothing
in any of them calling for conviction or
punishment. I'll temper aud bad con-
duct deserving of censure there fal un-
doubtedly been but nothing deserving
the penalties of the law. This is the de.
liberate opinion Of thirty4sik men under
oath, after attenliVely hearing the evil
dence, the arguments Of the court; and,
after careful drliberntion, we have no
hesitation in saying that in each case the
verdict was exactly right The court de-
ciledly concurs in each verdict of the
jury. Now, the question that arises in
the administration of justice is--Ought
it to CO t the parties this comparatively
large sum of STAG Sc, and the comfy an
additional expense of at least $50, to as-
certain that the matter in litigation is of
Importance to nobody, and that thee
are trivial cases? We think not. The
law gives to the co-umitting magistrate
the undoubted right to compare these
differences to settle them between the
parties when they first come before him.
and so arrive at the end Of the case.
which, if settl.d then, will cost the part
les but trifing sum.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
DIAEQND
CATARRH
REMEDY,

a Positive euro for Cntarrh OF all
hiRG~. lt is instantaneous IN Effect
and a1CrNianent III Result. Cures at any
A-G OF t.. 81 cas- Has cured cases SO Tel rlole
tL.g Loves came from the nose.
b. gsv,ry's Diamond Catarrh u em-
edy M Il AMI p easanC, ailording Immediate
fs.' Irs q, IltlnIt cure IN all cases ufCatarrh,
EGGWel.Zl. taay Fever, bronchitis.
" ery au Puitlent Discharges from the Head
ain. Turaat, and Fuet,d. SIckening Breath; per-
fartN + sUrc unpai ed Smell, Taste and hearingt
rcliav, Hgad {. e. Break up Colds in the Headt
lreHgfhel he Yoiceatnd Eyes; Purity, Regulate
and l.rrl,r lear and Active every organ OF Tie
!. ID a d throat, Price, 90 cents.
b.. E;yoEy5s Diamond HnvtgoratOr is
Il t-vriccl a.to0d Purifier, Appetizer and
bcTVs- T'9;lic. IL ~ HCS delightful, Wnolc-
s9H.s dr az, which tnvigorates, Purihes
and SLrrnStIae the en,ir system.
Iur Gene al d bIlity, Dyspepsia, Bhiousness,
70 pd Liver Iudi esi,n, Neuralgia and Rheu-
lnaiio AHcciion> Jau undice, Malaria, Fiaiulency,
Nau-Ca s ck II aducle a'd Kidney Complaints, 4,
10 is invaluable. Picc, 90 cents.
ar. t-vorJ's DIemond Salve is sover-
ei Il cuge nr Turns, Bruises Sores OF all kinds,
salt Rueuln, TUttr, liuEWOrm aud Cutaneous
EruruOHs. rice, rs cents.
ss.1 your Kruegist for these remed.
a.. &C CA e!pt oi price.
De clip;iye Pamph cts Free. I....-
Address TT. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co.,
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
HUMPING AIONr,.

Last summer as northtrn man wi o
was looking up land in Alabama as
riding along the bigL way he met father
and son riding al a fdrious Rallup and
both armed witt shot guns They drew
up as they reached him, snd the old man
called out:
Say, stranger, bev ye met young
man and gal ri ing the sano mule and
hnmping ahng us if Satin was after
them 2"
"No"
"Well, my dNrter has tioped with Bill
Gordon, anil Sam und me are irving to
get within shooting distance before tie
knot is tied"
"Ah3 Why, That con- le were being
married in Biankvine as l came through
there an hour ago.
Ibid the gal hev on blue waist p
Eyes"
And was it a cfaAn mule 2"
"Yts"
"And it was tall fellow with skeerd
lookP"
1T was."
"And red haii p
Yes"
"ThGt was them, stranger, and am
much obleeged. Sam wei too late 10
stop 'em and the only satisfaction We
1
kin git is to let our horses jog along in-
to town and shoot the preacher arter We
get thar
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
"nEcAME sosrND AND WELLS

HAroHEG's STATION, Ga, Mar. 30, 1876.
r. V. PiERoE, N. d.; Dear Sir-My wife,
who had been III for over two years, and
had tried many other medicines, became
sound and well by using your "Favorite
Prescription" My ueies was also cured by
its use, after several physicians had failed
" do her auy good, Yours truly,
Thomas J. MethYiu.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

Why is a rosebud like promi,sory
not,i Because 1t natures ly falling dew.
The most basbful girl 40 have ever
heard of Was the young lady who blush
Oh when she Was asked i, aho lad not
b. n courting sleep.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
Don't GET uiis ChiI.s.

If you are subject IN ngue you must be
sure TO keep your liver, bowels and KIDNEYS
in good free coalition. When So, you will
he ssf fe from all attacks. The remedy To use
is Kidney Wort. 1t is the best preventItivo
of all malarial diseases that you eau take.
See Advertisement.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

The Marquis OF Butte started a daily
paper in Wales; and after sinking about
100000 in the concern shut up ths
shop. As Marquis he is alright, but
in journalism the Bate is on the 0tbof
leg.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

Nice lesson for little folks.-Tho
Dog and Cat are Fighting =. Is this
Wrong? Yes it is very Wrong ior the
Dog and Cat to Fight, because they are
not Married. When You Grow up Chill
dren, you will see the Poiut of this Les
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
ELornn.rorl. nnal palIy tonrpal.l

sell moro of ST, Jacobs OIL remarked Mr..
d. Z. Pryor, ll2 Il. Broadway, u our re-
porter. than nt any other article of its kind,
and consider it the best liniment in use.
It has n INV knowledge cured severe essos
of rheumatism IN this community.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
pkLEyAN. W.. sent. "a. ISIS.

Gents-I have taken not quite one bottle
of the Hop Bitters. was feeble old man
of rs when got it. To day Tam US actiis
and feel as well as / did at 80. see u great
many that need sutii medicine.
d. BOYoK.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

A man can drive a hog four miles
along a county road with broken.down
fences and keep his temper; but when
it comes to putting on a pair Of kid
GLOVES .tAat's TOO much.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

81 know where the dark goes wheii
morning comes" said lttls Clare. 1T
goes down in the cellar; its dark there
all day"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
oru, ISN'T AisE A.snAttrYi

She is the person6cation of all that's
lovely. Her disposition is amiable, her
mind cultured her heart kind and true -
all because her health was restored from
using Browns Iron Btters.-Cnnmenis of
use Jounai
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

"A BrooSlyn n~n has just found his
sister. from whom he had been separated
fifty years. She was cook In his board
ing house, and he recognized her style Of
hash.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

"A satirical innketper advertises his
house as "the only secon l-class hotel in
the world"
Take your line, !" rs The Jewelef sal!
to the cusLom'r who had forgotten LIS
chronomcter.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

Young men. aud middle aged ones, suf-
fsripy lrola serious debility aud kindrsl
oaknesses, send three stainils ipr part VII
of Dime Ssf,+s G,aks Address WoRLDs
DIsPENsAEY alsncAp Associates, Buffalo,
n. Y. Ns
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
Quick ami Anrti.

Many miserable people drag themselves
about with lailng strength feeling that thy
are steadily sinking into their graves, when
by using Parkef's Ginger Trnlc they would
find cure commencing with the first doss
and vitality and strength quickly and suies
ly coming buck to them.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

The only bitters and the only preparation
OF iron that gives complcte satisfaction u
Browns Iron Bitters. It contains no aeu-
hol: 1t does not blaeken the teeth It &. vus
real strength.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04
Railroad Guide.
pHILA. q READING RAILROAD.
Arrangement Of Passenger Trains.


JANUARY 22D 1881.
Trains leave ALLENTOWN as follOws,-
WA PERKIoMEN RAIJRoApl.
For Philadelphia at -4ls', o.46, il.4o. am. and
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia at s4so 4, m.,s,ab D. m.
WA KAsr PENNA. DRANcH.l
For Reading and Hnrrisburg, Goo, 300 n M,
For Lsucastorand Columbia, eco. 9.ce m. and
"'O p !" SUNDAYS
For Reading, Harrisburg, and why po nts. .. N
Trains FOR ALLESTowN N leave as follows
IVA PRRBIuNEN RAILRoAD.l
Leave Philadelphia, 74O u. m. and 100, 'l.so
SUNDAYS.
Leave Philadelphia, sen u. m, sl5 and r42o
VIA EAST PESNA BRANCul
Leave Eeading7s Io.soa m..2.co ascend G.l5
Leave Harrisburg S2O'S.tt and ESQ. a. M, las
Leave Lancaster, t75N n. M 100 and t7. ~ y. M.
Leavo Columbia $50 n. m. I.1o and $40 p. IN.
fFrom kng treet Depot.
SUNDAYS. ~
Leave Reading. 7.So n. M
Leave Harrisburg. $50 am.
Trains via "perkiomcn Route marked thus
~ run o and hon Depot Nintn and G ecu
straets. p iladelphia, other trains to and from
Broad street Depot.
Tne 14.7i and Gas IN trains from Allentown,
aud the -l.SI ard SIS p m. tram from Phila'
perxiOmen RailrOad,h have through
cars to aud from Pnilac olphia.
]. e. wooTrEN.
Geuerot MANAGER.
c, @ HANCOCK. Gcn'i Pass. & Tiekct Aoent
November 9TH.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

-Troth. it's m,.!u business" rcmark-
ed the Irish hborer as he emerged iror,
the water pipes.
WHATS the use of saying that any one
store is the finest in town. when we all
know that the finest bas its counter part.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

Sick and bilious headache. aud all do
rangemeutz ui stomach aud bowels, cured
by DR.. Plerce's "Prllet4''--T aa.i- bilious
granuales, p cont, gial No cheap 0uxes
to allow waste VI virtues, BY drTssists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

-''Prison'r, ave yon ever been con-
vieted? ?" mo, your Honor. l have
always em9loysd hrst-cl us la Sysrs."
-Yonr ucher 10 ~ douo. ln..l -hss.
hs il out u j5iHL
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

The man who gives his friend a
glass of home-brewed beer malt-treats
him.
1T is dangerous to ask women ids
questions when she is adding up the
grocery bill.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-02-04

Why do sigls kiss each other, while
boys do not? Because gifla have noth-
ing bitter to kiss, aud boys have.
, 1882-06-23

is unsurpassed and varied, embracing
snow, mountain, waterfall, forest,
field, tropical, ruin, coast, ocean and
primitive effects. Artists can work
here and find markets for their pic
lures in the East, where the field of
sale is larger than here, and it only
requires practical business manage
ment, which the Association can Sc
cure, to place pictures in a favorable
light before Eastern buyers.
In the new building art will be
housed most centrally where people
go, and not where they have to go
purposely to visit it. The building
will be beautiful, and will be visited
by nearly all tourists from every di-
rection, and the income necessary to
maintain the Art Association in it
can be more easily secured, with the
same dues that have been heretofore,
at the same time giving in return all
the advantages outlined above
Ne,rs Letter.
, 1882-06-23
Fine Measurements.

A Wilmington Star reporter has
been shown at a machine shop in that
city a collection of gauges.
"How accurate are these?" was
asked of the foreman Of the depart
ment.
"They are true to within the ten
thousandth part Of an inch, in a TEN
perature Of rs degrees Fahrenheit" )"
was the reply,
"Did you ever feel the ten -thous-
andth part of an inch?" he asked the
reporter, who replied to the effect
that he had never even seen, heard,
tasted or smelt the ten thousandth
part of an inch.
The foreman, with smile, turned
to small machine. tits theoretically
simple, but exquisite in workmanship.
In a small horizontal and perfectly
level iron frame work is adjusted a
horizontal screw, which carries one
jaw of a small wise, the other Jaw be-
ing fixed. The screw has ten threads
to an inch. 1t is obvious, therefore,
that one turn of the screw will alter
the distance between the jaws of the
little wise just ope-tenth of an inch.
The head of the screw is circular
steel plate, about four inches in di-
ameter, the circumference of which is
graduated into 100 equal divisions.
Turning the head Of the screw
through the extent of one of these
divisions advanced the screw the one
thousandth part of an inch.
The finer adjustment is made by a
vernier affixed to the head of the
screw, which is so graduated that the
turning of the head until a division
of the scale upon its circumference
comedies with the nearest division on
the vernier scale, advances the screw
the one-thousandth part Of a revolu-
ton, and widens or contracts the
space between the jaws of the little
wise just the ten-thousandth part of
an inch. AS the screw cannot be
made absolutely true, there is an
ingenious attachment for correcting
the infnitesimally minute error in its
working, and, as change in a few
degrees in the temperature of the
room, or Of the gauge to be tested,
would affect the nicely of the opera
ton, the machine is adjusted for a
temperature of rs degrees, and the
trials are made with the gauges at
that temperature.
Adjusting the vise-jaws at one ten
thousandth of an inch more than two
inches apart, the foreman handed the
reporter two inch gauge and told
him to pass it carefully and slowly
between them. Left to itself the
gauge fell freely Of its own weight
through the space; but when made to
descend slowly perceptible pull was
felt from each jaw, analogous to the
pulling power of two magnets.
The foreman gave the head of the
screw an almost inperceptible touch,
making it coincide with the yernier.
The gauge would no longer pass
through; it filed the space between
the jaws exactly. That touch had
brought those jaws nearer together
by just the ten thousandth part Of an
inch.
, 1882-06-23

SrEwED RED CABBAGE.-Remove
the outer leaves cut the cabbage
into quarters, and lay them for two
or three hours in cold water and
vinegar equal parts with handful
of salt. Then throw them into boil
ing water to boil for about twenty
minutes, after which drain them
thoroughly. Take piece Of the fat
of bacon, mince it fine, adding to it
the least bit Of onion, sweet herbs,
pepper, and spices according to
taste. Put it all in saucepan, and
as soon ss the minced bacon is melt
ed, lay your pieces of cabbage in it,
and add a sufficient quantity Of hot
stock or broth to half cover them.
Let the whole simmer till thorough
ly done, when you carefully remove
each piece of cabbage with a slice,
and dispose them neatly on a dish.
Then strain the liquor, thicken it into
q sauce, add more condiments to
taste, skim off superfuous fat, pour
the sauce over the dish, and serve.
, 1882-06-23
PORT TOWNSEND
HOSPITAL.
Port Townsend, W.T..

The above institution having been placed on
a permanent footing, as the United States Hos
pital for marine patients on Puget Sound, the
proprietor takes pleasure in announcing that no
pains or expense will be spared in ministering
to the comfort and convenience Of private pa
tients.
San Franoisco s and s by fsr tho most complete
in equipment. 1t has been thoroughly re-
fitted and refurnished. Its general wards
have accommodations for about one hundred
patients, and are peculiarly adapted for. cases
requiring the most careful treatment and con-
stant supervision at limited expense. Those
who desire them will be furnished with private
rooms entirely separate and distinct at slight
additional cost
e8g"The attention of Mill-owners, and those
interested in shipping, is called to the fact that
seamen suffering from contagious diseases will
be treated outside the Hospital without expense
TO the vessel.
THOS. D. MINOR, M. D.,
Managing Surgeon.