Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-03-13
ALL SORTS.

who iran rapidly through his property" His proper
ty was an open field. He wore red shirt. and bull
was in the wake of the young farmer.
wstar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest. so cents and 81 a bottle
1t is said, Fortune knocks once at every naas
door," In most cases it must have knocked when the
man was out.
GRATEFUL TO INvALIDs-Floreston Cologne is CRATE
full to nvalids because it is refreshing without the
sckening effect of most perfumes.
Gold is nineteen mercury thirteen, and lead eleven
times heavier than water.
DRUGGIsrs ApvIoE-"Im bilious, feverish and
about sick. want box of pills What do you rec
ommend?' "Hatchs Mandrake Pills are just the
thing for you. They will rouse your inactive liver to
its duties and make man of you. 1t is a great
deal better to take medicine in concentrated form
than to drink mucn bitters."- Maiden Palladium
Plaster made with river water sets sooner than that
made with spring water.
CoLoRLEss AND CODA young girl deeply regret
ted that she colorless and cold. Her face was
too white and her hands and feet felt as though the
tiers had been taken she the and healthes
girl in the town, with vvaclty aud cheerfulness Of
mind gratifying to her friends.
GYPSUM called by chemists sulphate of lime, is
composed of sulphuric acid, lime and water
Quick AND SURE.-Many miserable people drag
themselves about with failing strength feeling that
they are steadily sinking into their graves when by
using Parkers Ginger Tonic they would find a cure
commencing with the first dose, and vitality an(
strength quickly and surely coming back to them.
The strength of 12O pounds is required to tea
asunder an iron wire one-twentyffth of an inch il
diameter
If you feel oppressed discouraged or out of sorts
Wheat Bitters will relieve 90 out of 100 cases. 1t
the great brain, blood and nerve food.
Wheat Bitters" powerful invIgorator in case
of weakness and debility, and is unequaed in femal
complaints. Price $l.OO per bottle.
Out of every hundred inhabitants of the Unite
| States sixteen live in cities.
full feeling after meals, dyspepsia, heartburn, an
general ill health relieved by Browns Iron Bitters.
A locomotive drinks As gallons of water every mil
it travels.
MOTHER DIED OF SALT RHEUM.-J W. Adams
Newark, Ohio, says: "Cuticura Remedies are tn
greatest medicines earth. Had the worst case sa
rheum in this country. My mother had it twent
years, and in fact died from it, l believe Cuticul
would have saved her life. My arms breast and hea
were covered for three years, which nothing relieve
or cured until 1 used the Cuticura Remedies"
The finest thread in SPIDERS web is composed
no less than 900 strands
On THIRTY DAYS TRIAL.-We will send Dr. Dye
Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and other Electr
Appliances on trial for thirty days to young men al
older persons who are afflicted with nervous debilit
lost vitality etc. guaranteeing speedy relief and COZ
plete restoration of vgor and manhood Also f
rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, liver and kidn
difficulties, ruptures and many other diseases. Ilu
trated pamphlet sent free. Address Voltaic Belt G.
Marshall, Mich.
When an ourangoutang dies the others cover
the body with branches of trees.
: Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia general debit
liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic diarrho
nervous affections female complaints, and all dgeas
originating in a bad state of the blood.
solemn old scientist printed the fact that by ba
ing the face in tepid water man could increase
circulation. and all the editors are having tar
fitted to their office stoves.
t THE HIGHEST RANK.-Made from harmless mat
= ials, and adapted to the needs of fading and fall
hair, Parkers Hair Balsam has taken the highest ra
/ as an elegant and reliable hair restosatve.
: Jealousy is the homage that inferiority pays
n merit.
WONDERFUL PowER.-When medicine perfoI
such cures as Kdney-Wort is constantly doing, it I
q truly be said to have wonderful power. A carpe1
In Montgomery Vt, had suffered for eight years fl
the worst of kidney diseases and had been VIII
Is incapacitated for work. He says "One box mac
N new of me, and sincerely believe it Will rest
to health all that similarly afflicted" 1t is
~ sold in both liquid and dry orm.-Danbury Neaos.
l. Vice stings us even in our pleasures, but vii
in consoles even in our palms,
- DON'T DIE IN HoUsE.-Ask druggists for "Ro
Rats" 1t clears out rats mice. bedbugs, roac
IS vermiu, flies, ants, insects. 15c per box.
10 CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smart
irritation of the urinary passages, diseased dschar
!! cured by BuchuEaiba 81 at druggists Prepaid
\ express St.25. for s.. E. S. Wells, Jersey City,
BRAIN AND NERVE Wells Health Remover, gI
Ut est remedy earth for impotence leanness Sc,
Id debility etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by expl
4? sls' . Tor 50 E. 5 Wells Jersey CITY, \ j.
fyou would not have affection visit you twice
q ten at once TO nat II teaches.
We A Foolish MIsTAKE.-Dont make the mistal
nc confounding remedy of merit with quack medici
We speak from experience when say that Parl
IS, Ginger Tonic is sterling health restorative "
+ will do all that is claimed for it. We have US
ourselves with the happiest results for rheuma
III and when worn out by ovcrwork. See adv.-Tins
ne No books egible the lives of men
no character so plain as their moral conduct
- RESCUED From DEATH.-William j. Cough
Somerville Mass. says: lin the fall of 1876 I
taken with bleeding of the lungs followed by a Sc
" cough. l lost my appetite and flesh and was con
SIS tn my bed. In 1877 was admitted to the hos
M The doctors said / had a hole in my lung as bic
I'd. half dollar. At ore time report around IL
dead gave NJ hope. hut friend told
DR.. William HalPs Pasam for the lungs. l got
Is tie, when to my surprise. commenced TO feel b
he and to-day feel better than for three past
Ias II write this hoping every afflicted with
ed lungs will take DR.. William Halls Balsam, al
!, convinced that consumption can be cured. cal
lively say it has done more good than all the
eie medicines have taken since my sickness" So
IDA z. y. Dutton, Barton VT.