South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-03-03
Suath 1ranela Jntslliasnser,
ROMNEY. FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 1882.
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Ind. receives Sl.700 as her husbands
back pension. though she was wife for
day only. having married him while
he was dying. ...More than hundred
Russian Jews sailed from London for
New York on the steamer Persian Mon.
arch on the 2ist nit. Peoples in,en.
tions can only be decided by their con.
duct. Ono day is worth three to him
who does everything in order. :. There
is no truth that our young men have to
learn moro important than this--that,to
admire that which is right is one thing,
but TO do what is right is another.
Shall give you dime, Freddie 2"
"Yes, uncle, if" Eyes, if what 2"
"If you haven't quarter. Harris
onbnrg Register: About $50 horses
changed hands in this place on Monday,
tue 2lst ult,. at III average price OF a.
bout Sl25. 1t WAS perhaps the biggest
day for horse flesh on record The
potato is susceptible vegetable. tits
constantly getting mashed. 1t cost
Sl26 COS to maintain the Canadian navy
last year Some men talk by The
yard and think by the inch. Dan
kice claims to be the only man in this
country who ever received a salary OF
one thousand dollars per week for nine
years without laying up a single dollar.
Daniel is certainly original in some
things "A fool snj an ACCORDION arc
both easily dTarnvon.. There are
greS. many excellent stoves in the
afket. but there is no bassburner like
q mothers slipper Ohm Tomliuson.
OF aif!in county, Pennsylvania, las .
tSenty-yesr old goose that has not yet
begun TO show signs Of old age -.
Scne MAN is out with o work on kissing,
telling how to kiss, etc. IL nay ue
barely possible that the work may meet
With ready sale, bat in our Young
dsys no instructions were necessary. Il
came natural, as it were :. . The prone,
way u check SANDER is TO doepise it
~ ~ oNCl lGiLlG 10, ana
1t will outrun you. Five hundred and
twelve thousand pounds CT cabbage
have been shipped from al. Airy depot.
Wythe county, Y a., during tho pas; six
months, bringing in return upwards Of
twelve thousand dollars 70 The shippers
thereof. -. DO I'll the good you can in
the world aud make as litt!o noise about
II a. possible. -. Tany Of our cares are
but n.orhid way of locking ut cur
! privileges. Werlot. our blessings get
nloiidy, and then call Ia, IT curses.
Cold can buy nearly everything in this
world except that which man wants
viz: happiness -. People in San Fran
! cisco are very much interested over ar
angel fish caugLt:by Italian fishermen
twenty miles outside the Fara!one Is
lands. II is the first Of The apccies seen
IN francisco, and handsome speci.
Insn, its Ting-hke Ems. from which i.
! gets its name, measuring tTo feet from
! tip 10 tip. hat court was in session
1 ~ tbS imp EAfSlal OIOhB tltG law "
course We all give it Up. We'll, it vas
/ the Apple-ste court The Penn.yl.
'snia Military Academy, at Chester,
yea burned TO the ground few days
ego. LosS 100000; partially insured,
-. Publish your joya, AMI cooce2) your
sorro~s The production Of tea in
japan 10 steadily increasing, erd now
reaches over 10000 pounds annually.
ITO thinl: We are allo is slmoet 10
bo SO TO determine upon attainment 10
/ frequently attainment itself....I Hem
/ KARL GEHTIA Of Borne, after q series
OF experiments extending over several
| years, has succeeded 10 producing srti-
/ 6Cial Isother-of pearl undjsiinguishable
in every respect from the natural erti-
Gle. II can he moulded in any sh,pe,
/ produced in any color, lie mpervious TO
heat and cold, and It's price n III be much
less than that Of ordinary mother.of.
pearl The bookseller aho does the
iargast business In Berlin can neither
read nor write. The yhays brand Of
whisky in Kentucky known Is tic Horn
OF Plenty because il will corn you CO.
plously -. Forty car loads Of uhsat ar.
rived in 81. LOui, last week over the
Southern Pacific road, via I'll Psso, for
direct shipment TO England ..'rhe c.
ternal fitness OF things was not pret,i.y
illustrated by the vile wbo hjt her hus
band on the nose With tbo illuminated
motto: God bless our home .IIy-
drophobia is Tie polite way of express
ing it when man is dog gone mad
..-.A quarrel broke ont in party Of
Eve at barn raising in \ r,G Carolina
on the 2lst u.t. between two men only;
but when ono man killed Tho other by
throwing an axe a. him. be lost his foot