Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1882-03-09
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shows how easy il Is 10 accumulate
wealth when one dresses economically.
0d umbrella aud bugg, tops are n"w
being ilized by ladirs for theatre hats.
The demand for them almost equals
that for confederate bonds.
''0n ladies allowed to smoke here"
is the 81 .niticant notice to be seen in
man, Of the depnts of the Piltshurg and
Fort Wayne r 'ilroad.
The LOnd n Spectator SAYS. after the
North won the victory ovrr the Sou h.
1t shed less blood than any matt so
provoked ever vet had done.
"America," says an En.lishma". ''is
cnlrtry wher. mans statement is
not worth 2 cents u less bIcked up by
an rffer to bet YOU S10."
Mr.. L ngfellow always used an old
fashioned quill pm. The ''old clock
oil the STA rs" he ,'Oes not own-it le-
longs to u family in Pitt .liel |. MISS.
The Mayor of Chica.o saws nj 'iiy
Is his bride. He should hire several
th"usand scavcngers and have h bride
scraped.
John Morley saw that cl al t"nin-
ing is more an ly calculated to DESTROY
the qualities of g oil writing and fine
speaking than any other system that
Could hive been cOnirivrd.
Mrs. Winnie X am Hoxie, the s"ulp-
treSs. we rs II handsome cameo br"asl-
pin in rich setting. wni,'I was given to
her by Car,lun Anton III, the Prime
NJ INSTR Of Pop Plus TX.
Roswell z. Flower. the New York
Congressman who beat Astor. earned
money for his e'Iuc ,iion when boy by
VI" king in brick-yard and teaching
sc oOl.
II is estimated that M"ssrs. Applet n
& c.. have sod $4,000 sets of their
American Enc, c!opeli nj an average
price of sos. which is IS. 700, 000. AMI
that the estimated profit is $1,000, 600.
Leadville now numbers 1000 people,
AMI fifteen out oI COlora los tw'ntr-
three milliuns' worth of ore mined
last year were from the Leadvil,e dis
trict.
Tne London Punch makes Tommy
say to Eflie: II mean to b" an astron-
onler when crow up" Effie navely
replies: What nn earth will you do
with Yourself all day lougr'
. A little child was addressed by g'n-
tlelnan the other day. How "ld are
you. my dearP' lie asked, "Oldr' said
the child. Indignantly; I'm not old at
all; I'm quite new"
Quite Provoking. "A lady being asked
how many calls she had made the her
aftern on. replied: ''Oh. l only made
seven; WIS unfortunate enough to
find everybody at home."
Winniey is a grand place for girls.
It is said that if it is found out that a
young lady is un q coming train there
is sure to be about 200 eligible bache-
lors anxiously wait ng ut the station,
ready TO propose matrimony.
The Montreal dailv Star concludes a
long editorial on Canadian loyalty by
affirming. a. its conviction. that the
first du Of Canada is Toward herself,
and t at If her Interests demand inle-
pendrnce she should be Independent. p"
Father. did you ever have another
y, wife besides motherg' mo, my boy;
what possessed you to ask such a ques-
tion?" Because l saw in the old fam
ily bible where you married Ammo DOM
mi in 1885. and that isn't mother. fol
her name was Sally Smith"
When Boston girl is presented witt
a'bouquet she says: "On. how delic.
iously sweet. Its fragrance impene'
trates the entirc atmosphere of the
ROOM" A "down.east' girl simply
says: at smells scrumptious; thanks
Reuben"
A Boston man who hal been roughly
treated by hwy rs while on the wit es'
stand, is a itatins the ques ion of ;
law to protect witnesses from insults q
counsel. He proposes that when any
subject aft citing a witnes>'s reputatia
shall be opened in c essex NINA ioI
he shall be privileged to make full
explanation of that matter. regardless
Of its relevancy.
George P. Marsh has been ministe
resident of the United States in Ital
since 1861 continuonsly-nearlv twenty
one Years. A war has b en- fought
slavery has been abolished. and tiv
admini>tra ions have passed away il
the meantime.
That old blonde favorite, Lydi;
Thompson. is really doing we'll in de
corous. legitimate comedy. Olive l.,
gan. writing from London, says tina
she is very pleasing in her gry. light
comedy parI. and applause and flower
are her fatterinr harvest nightly.
A hardened wretch. our tall
disturb youp" said one of compan
of talkative ladi s to an oil gentlema
sitting in a railroad station the othe
afternoon. mo, ma am" was tn
naive reply; "I've been married mig
on to fo tv years. :"
Two Virginia colored men, having
dispute In regard to politics. agreed t
mock duel. They repaired to til
field Of honor. took their places. Ills
charged their shot-guns. and one ma
fell fatally wounded. There was she
in one gun. though neither of thel
knew it.
Says tho Commercial Advertiser
'If only one-half the shams were re
moved from the pension rolls and onl
those retained who were seriously inc:
pacilated from earning their bread. th
pension deficiency. instead OF b"in
$20,000.O00 would not foot up $4,000.
that"
A mysterious box was sent fror
America to an English member of pa
liament. It. was opened with gre;
precaulion at the Woolwich arsena
1t was thought to be- the abode of som
hellish demon of the genus dynamite
1t contained samples of 9urno. Al
other tieudish outrage on English nobi
ity.
A man was arraigncd before ju
tice in Jersey City. the other day. on
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