Daily Republican., 1882-08-04
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N DeVlled crabs at Fullmer'S.
70 Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
0. Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's,
2, Ambrosia, best fine cut at Mullins.
II Trunks, valises, camp chairs, 900, store.
y Get your coffee roasted at 400 King street
fsrkeE, cupping and leechllg, No. lO3 Eas
Q Meals Ne the cheapest in the city ,: : -oiy's
8 An An lnhospitable man-One who refuses I,
| uaIn. aI9s II x. Plain Gold Rinsa l.
! hanrs. 10 East Fourth street,
: Mnca travels at the greater speed, heat @,
cold 'eH 0"0i'y catcI
A little boy, proud Of bis new tocba, IN,
kid. woo fla Ous'on
Snne retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
: gallery No. East Third street. betwsen
Market and King streets. "''"0'N
mean !" she cried, my husband ia tho
mealest wretch in the world. He won't give
"e 'ne least excuse for complaining"
everybody knows mat Hollan makes tha
Sost un.type In the city. No. 4 ESSL Third
Sree'' between Market and KlAg.
me Earl Wilson collars and cuffs are the
Tnmnh SS ~ .ne Market. headquarters at q. s.
humphfey Bros, 302 Market street,
some scientist now observes that even the
olAh mas parasites. He would have O served
as m9ch before If he had tVer noticed the
crowc around free chOWder,
strangers visiting the city ana others will
note tne iact that Moody furnishes the best
neaIs lor the me money. ALWAYS good salt
oysters on hand. NO. Is ldsrket street,
Geo. X. Baugh does the finest wood carv.
ing I0r buildings ana cars. Also. the II uest
m0uldlngs OF all kinds Ter photographs AMI
Shipley street A'' w.
Ross. llo Market street, Is selling straw
mats below cost to make room tor a Iarua
stock OF Fall hats lust received from New
bargains. '"0 ''D1" 'oA
AN Engllshman has invented way of saw.
ing murders head of with a red hot wire
electrically heated and the authorities are
mean enough to refuse him chance to see
how 1t works. w 'O'
| u Know" said little girl to her elder sis.
terS young man, at the supper table. Utbsl
you VIII DIN our Society for the Protection Of
very fond Of larks." 'N "A'
IA a Ril' gentleman giving lecture to some boys
was explaining now 40 one could live with
OUT air. He then said: you have ali heard
OF man drowning; how does it happen. The
answer was. "Cause he can't swim.h
In speaking Of o newly-married pair n
gentleman said Of the husband: "Tbe trorI-
Dle with John Is he has no mind Of his own II
IN mat VIII make no difference Sarah
Will always be ready to give him niece m
sers ~ responded the lady.
mo" he said, as they congratulated him
on his engagement, "lm not SO particularly
charmed with the girl; but expect to be |
very happy. Her mother is about the hast
tempered woman know"
AS he took bis seat in the barber's chair.
he asked the barber II he had the same razor
ne used on him two days ago. Being an
sTered iC athrmatiyely, the patient man said,
Then biVe me chlOrotOrm.'
sald a romantic young man to q matter.of.
Iact young man; what sublime sight 1t is
such vast expanse OF water" To which
the matter.of.tact bOatman replied "W N
dunno. But think little expanse of water
and brandy would strike me deal su-
blimer."
~ hat harm has the lad done You ?" asked
an old gentleman, roughly collaring a b0T
VINO was warming the Jacket Of another ur-
harm What are you thrashlng him for,
then 7" "Cause his father and mother never
licks him, and I'm doing 1t for charity an
sWered the boy.
Cause and effect are illustrated in the fol.
lowing incident. A lady riding out with {
'riend In the Park noticed nouVeau richie
p0Wilng along in fashionable dog-cart
What sp endid whip he is =" she exclaim.
ed. mo wonder" was the reply ',his father
once drove butchers cart"
She was an up town lady Of culture. She >
stood watching boat loaded with ice,
"What Is that boat loaded with ?" "lce, y
was the reply. "Oh my !" che exclaimed, In 8
sHrprlse; III the horrid stuff should melt, O
the water would sink the boat"
Only about one out Of fifteen Of the Ameri- :
caH girls who go abroad to become great =
singers or painters are ever heard Of after re.
turning homo. The other fourteen marry r
Italian counts, and when night comes are Y
700 busy taking care Of the monkeys and / i
nendlng tahDcrlneJ to hunt up Their old ac.
luaintances.
There is a young man paying his atten- |
Ion 70 me. do not like him, and want to a
get rid Of him. How can do 1t without v
lurttng his feeliDgs?" We suppose if you q
we're to make some sacrifice remarks about :
he size Of his feet or the area OF his abund. u
mt ear, that 1t would hurt his feelings so we
an suggest nothing but that you work up an E,
oe-cream appetite, and scatter hints about =,
earning you have to go buggy riding at
Is expense every evening In the cleaning p
Texas check An Austin wagon dealer sold y
wagon TO granger living on Onion Creek
lore than nVe years ago, and has not got his -;
loney yet. few days ago the countryman II
anne to town In that very wagon, and the y
'agon man dunned him t If the amount, say. a.
1g: "IOu have had that wagon so long that fC
Is neSr'y worn out and you have not paid
n 1t yeE." Yes, hats 80 " retorted the
1untrylnan scOurnfullY "and here you come "
nd want me to pay as much for a worn-out lii
ID wagon that has been in use five years as X
gu asked for 1t when it was new. We'll, you v;
ave got cheek !" nj