Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1882-05-02
PEN, INK AND SCISSORS,

The fret sep towards getting divorce is
to get married
PEERLESs PERFUNE-rh. rAr,oshi,-o-,,.
of FlorestSm Colngpc, ana its iastlnr frSSTsnce
MAKES 1t a peerless perfume for the toilet.
Of the 100000 miles of railroad in the
whole world, 100000 are in the United
States.
Thirty~one ludics voted at tho recent school
election in Madison, Nsb. The candidate
who had the loveiest mustaohe WAS elected.
rheumatism, disordered blood, general 9e
biiity, and many chronic diseases pronounced
ineursble, are oiton cured by Browns Iron
Bitters.
General Fitzhugh Lee is writing history
ct the cnnp@gns of the Army Of Northern
Virginia.
MIR. Ed. Tricket, tho celebrated oarsuap.
Kingston, Canada, says Il have found ST.
Jacobs Oil sure and certain cure for rhou>
ma'ism, "-Ne,O York Clipper.
We admire ladies' because of their beartv
respect them because of their virtue, adore
them because of their intelligence, and lcve
them because we can't hclp IT,
CtEAR HEAD and voice, easy breathi.e. sweat
breath. perfect smell, taste and hearing ,pocoush
no distress. These sro conditions brought shsut
in oAtarrh by the u"e of S.uiord's Radical CcreS
Complete treatment for 81.
n Ms
three handed game of cards in Texas. The
hrst holds the cards, tho second holds a re>
Vo!ver, and tho coroner the inquest.
TERRtBLs itching Gsd scalv hunoro n,..,
sores and Scrofulors sweliinss cured bv tho Cuti
curA .Ed Cu.icurS Soap (the Eroat skin cures) er-
.nely, ssd cptieura Resolveat (hlood prritier)
internally. ASK about them at your drus sEiRts
A Minister had preached an hour thaa hs
remarked "Another wide field opens from
the subject in another direction" just then
an old eolored saint calculated "Plesss.
Lord, shut up de bars"
Overworked meu aud women. nersop. of
sedentary habits, and others whose system
needs reeuporation, nerves tened, sud mus
GELS strengthened, should uso Browns Iron
Bitters.
James P. NealiE, the doorSeaper of tho
West Virginia House of Delegates. went
into the 23d Va. regiment Confederate cav
slry at q years OF age and fought through
the war, though he had lost leg when he
was niae yesrH old.
ATRAvELEH's STo4T.-After spending month,
It watering places aud consulting tile heat nhv
siciaus without bsneiit, returned ho5,e dis
Aeartened and expected to die. A fricEd nreed
and careful dss hya GEf5 r19~; 9%S Three bottles
aea!t6 t sn4 ssisrts and hope my experience
see other celGnA.
A hornets nest is said to be tho bes. pol
isher ia the world for glass lenses. But Won
want to DO your polishing when the hornet is
not around to help you. For what shall il
profit man if he polish u thousand glass
lenses in one day and ons hornet catch him
at til
DOCTOEs DISAGTEE.-AS : reEortsr for +ha
PittsbarC COmnsTcfal Ga-'tts sat YESTERDAY AZ
teraoon) In ohanber at M. S2l Federal streat
Allegheny listening to 4 tsrribls tale of spfier.
ing as il fell from tie lips of a Reuti. iitfIe I.dr
Mrs: Milo Ingram. the daught ter of Copt EnGh
Ackelvev, of this city, it eeened almoSt toa
much t" believe, If the evidence had NOT bean
] close at hasd to suhStantiafe every word It
| wns but another evidence of the cuIpabla Ig,o-
a1ee of large GLASS of practitioners ii riedicipa
Ehe claimed for six years that her terrible dis
| ease was cancer. Sh- was eoyer.d With rise-.
given mp to die. Psrun1 cnrsd her parfeetIy
| Continued on page u. in Ills of Life" by Dr..
hartman. Ask yoar druggist fer oRs.
Now READY.-My stock of Spring aud
Summer Wear is large, cheap and handsome.
In Boots and Shoes L an prepared to NEE.
the wants of everybody. In Clothing 1 can
fit any size from q four-yesr old boy to the
largest man. bats in great tabuudancs-vool.
fur and straw. In Underwear 1 have a
splendid stock Trunks, Satchels. STRAINS.
Umbrellas, Canes, Tobacco and Cigars. Shoes
made to order and repairing promptly done.
GEO. Il. HAGLEY.
n. B.-A fine line of Ladies' and Cent?
fine Shoes of celebrated manufacture.
THay1z'. coxsUxPrIos OF coUeH Cu.nis.b.
| best thing for Consumption known and iii go
&C ordinary cough in thirty minutes.