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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-08-24
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

| If your hilshandl srnoaes. ss,rantla; ~
|alady, treat him as. you would smoking
lamp. Don't put him o1t. But let hila assk
down easys Boston 7ynnscrin6a n6aan10a saeees
-Cneked ghisaown goose; .sMr. d, !.
sif YOU Il get my coat done BY Saturday -
shall be 4orevef indebted to- yoas' 9tiszfaaiN
that that sbsy yaaf game Il wont dspe M
FRA fashion journal says: AJihs .E&
brides are the sweetest." !" Mavbe 40: but
itfs the general ifnnpSressiSny MD shasSsED
who have the most .ssngaEs, in their own aeaan
ea5o Hsrala. iaf;SfsI ii lsss
Jan The cause Of thsscyclonea lnss bscnasgra
4 ascertained Out in the tsrnado-tossed. -.
region there is band composed 81 yd1afiiigH d1afiigH Ss&
ladies who are learniHg tossrlaystlffhpr1exs6
net. st. Louis Post Dispatch
Some Of the seaside fans this YEA year rs'ass
ARE large enough to cover one side 81 a
girls face in case she iBidsNg Ng5 slAsfiA1
rangsnents.have besns naAa,to .fepqrt aizssr
SSsn blush. BY telegraph il 'Fs. ore occurs y
's..s For thsptimer, sssthsnns,s neiussrnns
Sn S snsa f Y IL Basl TBS Staas A8g sT
do the men hold Dhim so fist 20 Thsynra sna
tsag ca,gssy aj% SSalsa tS astssfye ssDss
Reports Of the revival 81 the national
game Of base ball larevcry sencoufaeia9a 9aI
Five deaths haxAY AlteadEl ssealtedi i1pprn.<m
it in this State this season The more
life that IS thrown ihycs4iie gailA Nh6r grs
more dsaAhs result thersfTsas ~ Esvssss lis
. - ia IL N mr. shouted sns ySssg Bas, hsa
when he read 1thA teleeran aias5fhh1ssnU
aon 5'm # lils ses sSs seaae aotas Sh
gueried his companion .Pret3ysweunnfv
fixed, you know, replied' 'he, with
smile. AndaeleEeupon ssuerAl ltsanilesa,fT
sacessdea 9 saeh ether With 3 Mmsryelous v.ss
=. mihIstsf was avsHsgasiong ssa0
country groed in : Scatlsnd one .days -.
in winter, riding rather. long.
lean horse, and hs himself sifessell laiN
lin rather an oddslpokinG cap andx,sk
large camlet cloak. when gentle eEsAS
man caiAe along, riding fine horse, tsfai
which scared 1T the preacher,s and his -.
horse. Well. sir'5 said the gentleman.
Eye svud scare the vera deel. sir = ssThat1sogxa
ny business, sirtn said the tpreschersae
Chicago Journal 2 s'ssSs'+s
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-08-24
AN Indiana fasumyn.wont -

AN Indiana fafnlers went to law
about two eggs. ! He paid his lawyer
$50 lost thirteen days time, paid So
witness fees and expense, and then got
beaten and had to foot S26 costs. That s
one way Of securing revenge. Detroit
Free Press,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-08-24
$500 per Annun,. sa6
SCHOOL, AND CHURCH,

Spain, with a school population III 503a &
s.6o6, ,265. has 28, III elementary schools, acs.
linstructing 1,410, 476 pupils.
L. Three students OF Canadian, collaxq
Iies0 rescued two school-ma' ans from.
yiatery graves. Canada can now, Of 'as
course, expect double wedding, anda@ss
the suicide OF the student who gets left.
1.-The Rev. w. Mccain, Moderator Or fes
the EngiIsh Rresbyterian Synod, lailuding .Aa,,r
recently remarked that England spent 50 ut aaissd
Ell, 900, 900 in drink, and. only f2,ooo..
900 on missions. saf SsFs3sFsgyI s4tg
byterian Church a asseMu,So. Ira1a, sne rs sra
and able debate on instftumental music. rfx s.
voted against liberty to- adopt it as an
accompanimentl Of spublic worshits byla 4fs
majority vote Of $50 against 345 The
majority of Che ministers voted for. and s6t
the majority Of the eldersagainst, liberty akrs
70 use organs and other instruments.
& / The .Ghsrissiun Register, of Boston,
says: : ln one OF the Episcopal churches
OF Providence on a certain Sunday the Hwg
the sdanger asa defined the soul
and throughout his discourse, when al
Iuding to the soul, used the PHRASE.
Fancy the improvement on the old read hssas.
ing, What IS a man advantaoed il he
gam the whole world and lose his own &ss zs i
n1on-atomic center Of psychic forcepn
The Fourth Presbyterian church Of Al
Chicago, Rev. Hesrick Johnson. pastor.
as appeared from his. sermon June Ia,
over It. has gained menahsrs naJ ss'vMsns n;.S;a
the wear. 18 Of them an coafass;e,, m 81
faith The ,ch.,rch which ,,o,r hasA Aa1
members. rave ssS 5a5 dnrr,rr yr ~, ~ s asssi'1
$ISO32 Of which Wns mad for III ~.
and other,expenses.s and sla slrs ~ ~
fleyolent canses Ras;dass tb;s Ill nah Is sss0g
81 900 have been o;vsn | ,,;s; a.
members Of the church 70 COLLEGES and
the Thsologicai seminary emf il tSas XIV VI
Last year the church contributed sS9 ss5.sex to
NC sun OF . slsai onbs scho9i - saS
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-08-24
KISSING BABY.

aSr HEmy precious babykin;
polIS ofI.,1fhe Incest place for kissing him STA
stimbslI fs sweetest pla@ce-is ice not his face,
Ehe r,sN lis underneath his chin.
lell as IN. aal it is not every one
cli,,,h 81 fhe Measure that may win,
! tr-ess9 N kissing my dear baby
! .ile % III pretty one, my darling one
over just underneath his ehinl
olunueI I,m wouidnever do, you know,
en- tel gfa practice to begin, 81 -. T.
v fhcss lifting everybody come 58s8x - 81 -
1 49, Ind have the bliss my babe to kiss
: sssehl Right underneath his chin
Died 81 M who, pray, wouldstay away .sxs
s. r-sss y III II kinder had been, sss u
prlQsggssI ind gipen to all people leave
tindsH "a take kiss SO sweet as his
nv ledsH This underneath his chin7
HerI Irssfs 20 many little children "a -
,isa srts.H Venting to come in
: - s & q nj tss my precious treasure
= = somaI M beauty bright. my hearts delight
Here underneath his chin?
s s. as asls ve,l il you are clean and wholesome.
And dressed neat as pin, =
no speck of dirt upon you,
4 10 81 You may come near and kiss him here.
,sa.sA Right underneath his chimp
elf infs Iysasah, II unkind and selfish
Ca xx II oriIlfempered you have been,
- sAd then. could not have you come
le grea3 30 close as this, and then to kiss
10 sh0fp4 Is Dear babyunder his chin!
presen law comes papa with whistle and clap:
y dlrboX BE thinks with all that din
"a sa}s. nat be will get-yes, take just one
ills Tbose MhS aSdslSssts ssSss 79st ss sSn eSn
i ~ s are i must laugh! Papa declares
Tor he'd 5st he owns half that kissing place
utiesN Tint sweetest place, that ctiddiest place
44r4 ~ Mrs. a. N. Diaz, in YOUTHS C0mpantOn,
TO WraM ~ a. -@A - s8sss
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-03-11
NO. 4S.

belief. (Somehow I always think of poor
Sarah, just then. as standing behind the
door with faded blue dress on, and a
slit in the back I took in all this pic
ture in kind of blank wonderment till
I met the eyes looking into mine with an
expression of surprise that quickly
changed to roguish twinkle, and then
it all came to me. This was the middle
of the week, and this was Aunt Orpha.
''Oh, khoy who you are; you are
Charles poem and my revelation /
gasped, I'VE have got the smallpox and
we haven't thing fit to eat in the house,
bnt do come in. s.
I believe she thought was crazy; for
she hesitated just the least till took her
little gray gloved hand and drew her in
side, gray mist, suspicion of sachet pow
der and all, and shut the door.
And that was the way Aunt Orpha
came to us; and we never could let her
go again.
But oh, ] wish you could have seen
that meat pie when / took it from the
oven.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-03-11
The Little Shepherd Dogs.

The best of these dogs are worth 5000,
or even more. One herder, whom We
met at Cold Spring ranch, showed us
very pretty one that he said he would
not sell for $500. She had ct that time
four young puppies. The night We ar
rived we visited bis camp, and were
greatly interested In the little mother
and her nursing babies. Amid those
wild vast mountains, this little nest of
motherly devotion and baby trust was
very beautiful. While we were examin-
ing, the assistant herder came to say that
there were more than twenty sheep
missing. Two male dogs, both larger
than the little mother were standing
about, doing nothing. But the herder
said neither Tom nor Dick would find
them. Flora must go. 1t was urged by
the assistant that her foot was sore, size
had been hard at work all day, was
nearly worn ont, and must suckle her
puppies. The boss insisted that she
must go. The sun was setting. There
was no time to lose, Flora was called and
told to hunt for lost sheep, while her
master pointed to great forest. through
the edge of which they passed on their
way up. She raised her head, but SEEM
ed loath to leave her babies The boss
called sharply tosher. She rose, looking
tired and low-spirited, with head and
tail down, and trotted weariIy of toward
the forest. said -
s'That is too bad.
sOh, she'll be right back. She's light
ming on stray sheep"
The next morning went over to learn
whether Flora found the strays. While
we were speaking the sheep were return
ing, driven by the little dog, who did
not raise hershead nor wag her tail, even
when spoken TO, but crawled to her
puppies and lay down by them, offering
the little empty breasts. She had been
out all night, and. while her hungry
babes were tugging away, fell asleep.
have never seen anything so touching.
So far as I was concerned, there was
not dry eye in the house. y" Dio
Lewis.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-03-11

st is well known" says the New York
Times, "that Mr.. Doyle resigned connec-
tion with Punch on account of its jibz
at the Roman Catholic church. But now
that journal has, in Mr.. Burnand, Ro-
man Catholic editor-a fact which peeps
out now and again in its pages. Thus in
the last received number appears one of
q series of Puncll's prize medals, repre-
senting, with telling pungency, what
probably few people here would compre-
bend. One side of the medal is in
scribed: tAnte-NuptiaI Promise and
represents man and woman The man
is saying to her: I vow and protest I
will The reverse IS Inscribed: Post
Nuptial Piecrust,' and represents
figure in judicial robes, labeled Law,
saying: Promise made before marriage
is not binding after On Laws right is
a man with children, on his left Weep
ing woman turning away. Beneath the
medal is written: TO commemorate q
breach of promise after marriage case.
ost-Agar-avating Tho true inward
ness of this is, that the Hon. Leopold
Agar Ellis married Roman Catholic
under promise that her children should
be brought mp in the Roman Catholic
faith, but he subsequently went back on
his word, and when she appealed to the
Court of Chancery the court was COM
PEELED by precedent and practice to de-
eide against her" We hope the record
ing angel viii drop tear on Mr.. Ellis,
breach of promise.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-03-11

DUYs AND SELLS LEGAL TENDERS
furnishes Checks ON Portland, and procures
Drafts on San Francisco.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1882-03-11

Dirsasli; Every mone4s is travel i
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10
FROM ALPa BHALL.

NORTH SIDE OF MIDDLE FoRK OF
CLEARWATER, July ~, 1882.
Friend Leland:-The morning Of
the 81 s'.whcn | left Lewiston it rnined
alittle and was quite cool, but when we
reached Lapwai it was quito hot uu.
til we made our camp little above
Sam Finny's ranch. On the 22,nd We
went as far as the old Saw mill, above
Caldwells. we lost our horses and did
not &c. off from camp until after IL
o'clock A. NJ. the 2s,nd. day Of July,
and went to Cold Springs. On the 2lth
We went as far a. what IL known as
the Holes. ! could not help thinking
what a pity it is that tho Nez Percc
reservation is not thrown open to tke
whites for settlement; I think IL is as
fine body Of land as ! have seen in this
upper country, Hundreds of families
could find good homes here ana help
pay tares. We left tthc holes the next
morning (the % th) and made Kamiah
bout noon. Here ! saw Father Dion
idi but did not get chance to speak to
him, Left Kamiah the morning Of tho
26 til, and came as far as Long Bills,
found Bills uncle there. Gray Alfrey.)
! Crops upon tn, river look fine, (27th.)
Left Long Bill this morning and about
eight miles above found the flats and
bottoms black with black berries; l
had quite feast. I stopped at the foot
of a long and steep hill where the trail
leaves the river, and sent my horse to
camp about mile and half further
on. and caught fine mess offine trout.
As far as this place, in my opinion the
South side Of the river is the best for
Rail Road.
There are snakes up here and you
will cnfer great favor by sending me
bottle Of antildote to their bite.
BEALL.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10

From the Clearwater Survey.
CAMP NEAR HEAD OF CANON on
LosKA FoRK or CLEARwATER,
July 27. 1882.

LosKA FORK or CLEARwATER,
July p, 1882.
ED. TELLER We are progressing
finely with our survey, made about
one nile per day, aud SO soon
as We get out of canon will be
able to make more. Game is very
plentiful, but the mountains on each
side Of the river are so abrupt, and
rough that hunting is very laborious.
We can hardly find foot hold till tho
summit is reached No mishaps have
occurred in boating as yet, although we
have been compelled to carry our
supplies over portages along the river,
and at some Of the worst points had to
carry our boats also. / climbed the
mountains on Sunday last to point
1922 feet above the level of our camp.
Found lots Of whortle berries on the
route and had good fill. Met with
large quantities of snow towards the
summit and 10 the canons. We will
soon be out of the canon. So far we
have met with no instrumental le OBJ.
stacles to railroad. Will write again
IS opportunity permits.
Yours Truly,
7 q NJ
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10
The wsr OF Dsypt.

CAIRO. July 3l.-All correspond
ence arriving here from the interior
is opened by order Of Arabi Pssha.
1t is believed he has Europeans adyis-
ing him. The late Bedouin tribes vho
previously favored 9 legitimate Gov.
ernment have submitted to the robsls.
A perfect understanding sxistsbetwseRs
them. 1t is said the Bedouins havs
undertaken to furnish 10000 msns'
their chief remaining as hostage u
Arabia Pasba's hands
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10
THURSDAY, AUG.1O, 1882.
rHosn BOYS.

Tho clamoring noise
OF the misehievous boys
Is heard at the first break Of day.
An argument loud
Their good t.mpers cloud,
But soon is dismissed for play.
They breakfast in haste;
No time do they do they waste;
They are ready for frolic and fun
A.ball and bat,
A toss and hat,
Or anything under the sun.
Soon school-duties call;
Thrown aside 10 the ball;
Dressed neatly, and brushed they must be,
A sweet kiss for each,
With the oft wa. ming speech
Of Good reports bring back to me"
And now for spell
All ID quiet and we'll
My nerves have almost recovered.
Pray, what is that din!
lis the boys coming in;
An old battered pan they have discovered
Ny poor distressed ear!
What humping I herr!
Now. boys. II you do not behave!''
70, Mamma" said Ross,
please don't be cross
For we are great drummer boys braver"
My back is scarce turned
Ere the truth have learned
That they in deep trouble are now
A rough little hght
For some fancisd slight
And; well, he first started tn. row!"
Kindly night comeA at last
And shuts their eyes fast;
l tuck them both snug in their bed.
These frolicsom boys
| Are my two precious joys;
lam thankful for each little head.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10

"Men's nightgowns ars.mads nth
pockets in thsm. This u in oase NJ
wife of mans bosom calls for I 80
bonnet 10 the dead Of tho night ~ -
immediately pub ous hh peeka1 -
and furnish her With The fonl
New Hopen Ro6ioe6f
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1882-08-10

There's one sensible women in
America. She is the wife Of Star
Reuter- J. b. price, and she told her
liege lord that if he was indicted she
would sue for divorce.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-02-02

A SPLENDID ESTATE IN MARKET-THE OLD
N FORRER'S IRON WORKS PROPERTY FOR
SALEI offer privately for sale that valuable prop
erty known for many years as NOISY CREEK IRON
northwestern portion OF Augusta county, Virginia,
on the Harrisonburg and Warm Springs Turnpike,
II miles from the former place, and II from Staun-
ton. The farm
CONTAINS s07 ACRES
or arabic land, 600 of which are cleared and in nne
condition, the remaining
With original growth of pine and oak. The soil is
well adapted to the growth OF all grasses and
cereals in the Valley of Virginia.
AN EXCELLENT MEADOW OF ABOUT 10 ACRES,
oil OF which be irrigated affords great album
dance of hay of the best quality. Attached to this
property is large merchant mill in running order,
and valuable WATER POWER In excess OF what fs
now used, sufficient to turn the machinery Of any
large factory. This power was formerly used to
Iron mandatory No better locality can be found
for q PAPER MILL or WOOLEN FACTORY. In,
exhaustibie beds of RED HEMATITE IRON ORE
are the property, from which the best quality OF
iron has been made. A mineral right to several
Thousand acres of adjoining lands which iron is
known to be- belongs to the estate and will De sold
with 1t.
The improvements In all other respects are good.
THE MANSION HOUSE is large, roomy building
| of stone and brick, with necessary Out-buldngs.
An excellent stable 81 feet iii length, and several
| tenant houses.
| Distance from Valley Railroad is miles, and
and, perhaps, may run through 1t. shops, schools,
hulcnes, pOst-ofaces and stores are all within o
! shoIl distance.
| Belonging TO this estate is a large body of VAL
! LIABLE ANTHRACITE COAL lands In North River
| Gap, on the line of the Washington, st. Louis &
Cincinnati Railroad, all of which offer at moderate
| prices and easy terms. SAMUEL FORRER,
may12-f Messy Greek, Augusta county, va
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-02-02

GOOD COFFEE.

VI
Everybody wants 1t, but very few get 1t, because
most people do not know how TO select coffee, 1t
these difficulties has been our study. Thurber's
package Coffees are selected by expert who un
derstands the art OF blending various havors. They
roasted in the most perfect manner ut ts impos
sible roast well in small quantites), then put in
pound PACKAGE Qn the bean, not ground,) bearing
our signature guarantee of genuineness, and
each package contains the Thurber recipe for max
ing good Coffee. We pack two kinds, Thurber's
'sNo. s4, strong and pungent, Thurber's "No. Al,
mild and rich. One the other will suit every
taste. They have the three great points, good quail,
| its, honest quantity, reasonable price Ask your
Grocer for Thurber's roasted Coffee in pound pack
any other kind own palate will tell you what
| is best.
Where persons desire it also furnish the
Idear' Cofree-pot the simplest, best and cheapest
coffee-pot In existence Grocers who sell Coffee
keep them. Ask FOR descriptive circular
| Respectfully, &C.,
| H. F. B. THURBER l. CO.,
| Importers, Wholesale Grocersand Coffee Roasters
| New York.
Ps.-As the largest dealers in food products in
the world, we consider it interest TO manufac
ture only pure and wholesome goods and pacs
them in a tidy and satisfactory manner. All goods
hearing Or name are guaranteed to be of superior
quality, PURE AND WHOLESOME, and dealers arr
authorized to refund the purchase price In an,
case where customers have cause for dissatisfac
ton 1t s therefore to the interest OF both dealer:
and consumers to use THURBER'S BRANDS
ianl4
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-02-02

CONNECTIONS.
At LYNCHBURG, with Va Midland r. r. for Dan
Vile and North Carolina points, and for Washing
ton and Eastern cities.
At BURKEVILLE, with 3. 4 D. B. r. for Richmond.
Through car from Lynchburg to Richmond.
AtPETRRSBUKG, with P. r. B. for Weldon, ka-
'oigns 06ieSgIro, WmingIon, sno the SCUM sasl.
cept sunday, for Baltimore-thence rail to Phila-
deiphia and New York; with Old Dominion Steam
srs, on Mondays Wednesdays and Saturdays for
New York, and on Tuesdays and Fridays with n.
II. T. Co. for Boston and Providence.
First and second class tickets low the lowest
--l50fbs OF Baggage checked FREQ to each whole
ticket, and 76 lbs to each half ticket. 1900 mile
tickets, $3.50; 1000 mile tickets, 5000.
For further Information TO tickets, rates, bag
gage checks, &C., call on or address L. s. Brown,
aeni TRAY. Agt., Lynchburg, Va.
FRANK HUGER, Sup't Transportation.
CHAs. P. HATCH, GenI Ft. and Pass. Agt.
W. A. CARPENTER, Asst g. F. & Pass. Agt.
janis Lynchburg, Va
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-02-02
RAILROADS.
NORFOLK WESTERN RAILROAD.
Time Table in effect January Is, 1882
RAILROADS.
WASHINGTON TIME.

CONNECTIONS.
At PETERSBURG, with B. l. P. r. R. for Rich
mond and points on c. Il o. R'y, Fredericksburg,
Washington. Baltimore and the North and East.
Through Pullman Car from Petersburg TO New
York. Solid trains Petersburg to Washington.
At BURKEvILLE, with R. D. B. B. for the South.
At Lynchburg, with Va. Mid. r. B. to and from
the South and North, and with Richmond Ale
shany u r. r. for Lexington Natural Bridge, Buch-
At BRISTOL, with East Tenn, Va. 4 Ga. B. R. for
Knoxville, Dalton, Chattanooga and all points
South, West and Southwest.
Nos. and have Through Sleepers to Chattanoo-
ga and Memphis. No. has Pullman Sleeper from
Lynchburg via Dalton and Atlanta to New Orleans,
connecting thence with Sleeper TO Houston and San
Antonio, without change. Only one change from
Lynchburg to San Antonio in Pullman cars.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-02-02

The total number OF immigrants who ar
rived in the United States during 1881 was
7i6,688. OF this number there came from
Germany, 24s 1928; England and Wales, II.
156; Ireland, 1856; Scotland, 16,44l; Do
mlnion of Canada, "a 1859; Austria, 9,667
Norway, 26,824; Sweden. $685. China, 90,
628: all other countries, $685.