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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
RApE MAR.

'''"sE 'p' sequence OF AtiEH f"r
,eif- Abuse; as Loss Of Memory, Universal Las
.itude, Pain In the Back, Dimness Of Vision,
Premature Old Age, and many other diseases
hat lead to Insanity or Consumption and n Pre-
nature Grave.
EfFull particulars In our pamphlet, which we
!esire To send free by mail to every one. G5-The
pecc Medicine ls soll by all druggists at ~ per
,ackage, or six packages for o., or will he sent
RE by mail receipt of the money. 10y address,
ne THE GRAY mED1C1NF co
BUFFALO, n. \.
On account Of countrrfrits, We have adopted
he Yellow Wrapper; the only genuine. Guar
ntees Of cure issuel.
Sold i'm lola BY u. Ii. STEVENSON.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

The deer on Boston common are to
be dispensed with, because the fence is
too dilapidated to keep them from get
ting out, and there is no money to get
new one.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

Are you made miserable by indiges-
ton, constipation, dizziness, loss of APP
petite, yellow skin? Shiloh's Nitali-
ger is a positive cure. For sale by r.
b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

DIR. Oliver Wendell Holmes has re-
signed his chair in the medical depart
ment of Harvard, and will devote the
remainder of his life to literary labor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

You can keep your hair abundant
and glossy and retain its youthful col
or, with Parker's Hair Balsam.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

1t was written: Good for nervous
ness is characteristic of celery :" but
the intelligent compassion rendered it {:
Good for nothingness is a charactistic
of the clergy.n
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

A writer i'm Temple Bar says that
the "most unobtrusively well behaved
man toward woman is well-bred
American
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

Why will you cough when Shiloh's
cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cents, 80 cents and Sl.00. For sale
by II. b. Stevenson.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

Mr.. Barrow, Ben HIPS successor,
was at the capitol recently. He is a
small, neat, trim looking fellow, it'll
the cut of gentleman.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

The Rev. Charles E. Stowe, son of
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe has re-
signed the passionate of the Congrega-
tional church at Saco, Maine.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

NOTICE Is hereby given by the undersigned
IN that he has been appointed Administrator,
with the will annexed, Of the estate af Henry
Tidman, dec. 'asesi, late Of Allen county, Kan
sas, by the Probate Court OF said Allen county.
r- PAUL FISHER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

The value of church property in the
State has increased twenty-five per
cent in two years.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
Are You Exposed

To maIarial influences? Then project
your system by using Parker's Ginger
Tome. 1t strengthens the liver and
kidneys to throw off malarial poisons,
and is good for general debility and
nervous exhaustion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
PERSONAL AND GENERAL.
Anthony Trollope is dead.

"Conkling,n says Gath. "looks az
fierce as a baffied hyena.n
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

ShilOh's Cure will Immediately re-
lieve Group, whooping cough, and
bronchitis. For sale by II. b. Steven
SON
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

Mr.. George Bancroft takes a Eide
daily in Washington on a $1,000 Ken
lucky horse he has recently bought.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

The Rev. Phillips Brooks is now on
his way to Bombay.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
BROWNS IRON BITIERS il

BROWNS IRON BlTTERs is
a complete and sure remedy for
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Malaria,
Weakness and all diseases requir-
ing a true, reliable, non-aIcohoIie
tonic. It enriches the blood, gives
new life to the muscles and tone
to the nerves.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
GRAYS SPECIFIC MEDICINE.

We uTt;tt
English Rem-
ely. An un-
falling cure
fur Seminal
Weak ness,
SI,erinat r
rliea, ImlD-
tency,an,la all
diseases that
follow rs q
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
Time and Expense Saved.

Hard workers are subject to bilious
attacks which may end in dangerous
illness. Parker's Ginger Tonic keeps
the kidneys and liver actice, and by
preventing the attack saves sickness,
time and expense.-Detroh Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
1883.
Harper's Magazine.
ILLUSTRATED.

Harpers Magazine begins its sixty-sixth
volume with the December number. IL is not
only the most popular ILLUSTRATED periodical in
America and England, hut also the largest in
its scheme the most beautiful In itS appear
ance, and the best magazine for the h.,me. \
new novel, entitled For the Major by
Constance Fenimors WoolsOp, the auth T OF
Anne was begun In the November Number.
In literary a. d art site excellence the Magazine
improves with each successive number. Special
efforts have been m vie fer the lighter enter
tsinment OF its readers through humorous stO-
ries, sketches, etc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
SHERIFF s SALE.
STATE OF KANSAS,
ALLEN COCNTY,
NJ L. Brcwst r. Plaintiff, J


j. r Griffith, Defendant.
DY yirtur Of In Or,ler e sale to me direcie
ID and delivered, issued out OF the District
Court of the >tate Of Kan as. s:tiin: In and =
Allen county, H. said Stat, will, on Tuesday
the 10th day 81 January. "A ID .lSS', at one O'Clock
2 m Of said day, at the curt use do"r H.,
lola, In the unity and Stale aforesaid, offer at
public sale and sell to TIE highest bidder, fr
cash in haad, all the right, title and interest Of
the above named defendant In and to the fol-
lowing DESERT ell property, to-wit:
The nor; h half IA ~ Of the northeast quar-
ter In ~ of Se,tion number el'ven (lI) town
ship numb r twenty-five (l5), south OF rang
;.urnb- nineteen t,") east. containing eighty
(-O) acres. more or lr-s, ace 'r,lius To the gov
crnment survey thereof, in Allen county, kan-
sas.
Appraised value, S?01.t0.
Sal. pr perry levied on, and ;, b" sold as the
pro- erty OF the above Ca'ue,t defendant.
DAVID " oRsr. sheriff.
SHERItF's OFSicE, I.'L \, D-c.lnber 1, Isss.
}. II. Ri HARDs, ATTY for Plaintiff.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
TUFTS
ExPEcToRANT

Il composed Of Herbal ami Mucliaglnous prod
ucts which ID rmeaae the subst q nee Of the
Lungs, expcctorntes thc acrtd matter
that collects Ia the bronchial Tube-, and forms .
soothing coating, which relieves the fr.
ritatt0n that causes the cough. IL cleanses
the lungs Of all impurities, strengthens
the m when enfee bled by disease, invieor.
ates the circulation Of tho blood, and brnces tho
nervous system Slight colds often end In
consumption. 1t Is dangerous TO neglect
them. Apply tho remedy promptly.
test Of twenty years warrants the assertion that
no remedy has ever been f0und that fs a.
prompt in its effects as TUFTS ExPeCToRAS1.
A single dose raises she Phlrgm, subdues
inflammation. and its use speedily cures the mot
obstinate cough. A pleasant cordial, chill.
tlren take it readily. Fur Group it 10
invaluable AMI should he in every family.
In $50. and 81 BOTTLES,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

sor N. Fremont St, Baltimore
During the war / was in
jured in the stomach by a piece
of a shell, and have suffered
fromiteversin About four
yearsagoitbrou on paraly-
SIS, which kept me in bed six
months, and the best doctors
in the city said l could not
live. Isuffered fearfully from
indigestion, and for over two
years could not eat solid food
and for a large portion of the
time was unable to retain even
liquid nourishment. ] tried
Browns Iron Bitters and now
after taking two bottles I am
able to get up and go around
and am rapidly improving.
g. DECKER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
Cheap Reading for the winter.

Until January LIST, we offer to all Subscribers.
old or new. who pay one year in advance for
TIE lola REsIsrEB, the following cheap club
bling rates:
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15
A HOUSEHOLD FAVoRITE.
(arbolisalve

Is the Best External Remedy Known.
II will Immediately relieve the pain Of Scalds
and Burns and esss ~ s0va cas- ~ ieayiae
IT POSlTIYELY CURES
PILES, FEVER SoREs, INpoLKNr ULCERS CHAPS,
CHAFES CUTs, WOUNDS, BRUISES CBILBLAISs,
SCALY ERUPTIOSs. 1TCHiNGs AND LIMITATIONS,
AND ALL DISEASES OF THE sKIN AND SCALP
Get Coles Carbollxalve the wrapper on the
genuine 10 black and the letten green. Small
boxes, &c.; large boxes. 75c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1882-12-15

For sale by all druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25
What the Land Rents for in England.

1t is well known that very consider
able decrease in the rent of land has
taken place during the last two years in
England. A succession of bad crops
has made it impossible for the great
mass of farmers to pay the high prices
for rent charged by the land-owning
aristocracy without expanding all their
profits or even submitting to a loss.
Concessions have therefore been made
to them very generally, so that the land
is now bringing its owners a smaller in
terest on its valuation than for many
years past.
How great this recent decrease has
been we shall not know until we get the
official report of the rent-rOll at the val
uation which will be made in 1928.
We have, however, in the last report OF
the Commissioners of Inland Revenue,
lately issued, collection of statistics
which enables us to compare the rentals
of 1S79-S0 with those of previous years
Of assessment. From that report we
find that the land rental of England
reached its highest point in the financial
year 1867. Between that time and
1880 there was q decline over about
half the cultivated area of the island. In
three counties, BedfordShire, Hartford
shire, and Yorkshire, the rentals were
about stationary, and in seventeen coun-
ties they advanced. In the whole OF
England, not including Wales, there was
a slight decrease. In both Wales and
Scotland rents advanced.
The following table gives the figures
of the report, pounds being calculated
roughly at five dollars, and cultivated
land ia England only included:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25
PITI AND POINT.

When fashion arrives at dead
stand still, some one comes forward
with new way of putting up the back
hair.
"A lately married deaf man was
asked at the club about his bride, whose
father was rich. els she prettvp"
ssNo, not now, but she will be when her
father dies,'' said the deaf husband.
"A Boston conductor cries the name
of the street just as a young fellow from
the country was kissing his girl, "Saw-
yer!" ''Don't car Il you did; we're 60
ing to be married next week; so there!"
james n. Noon is the name of a
chap who offers to fight any man in the
world. He'll find somebody yet who'll
make him wonder why his name stop
ped in the middle of the day.-Detroit
Free Press.
When Secretary Folger sscalls'' for
thirty million dollars, he must hold a
pretty ssflush hand.'' (The foregoing
reached this office on a postal card, and
it is all Greek to US. 1t is probably a
quotation from a work on Finance.)-
NorristoUn Herald.
When a Nebraska paper wishes to
insinuate that prominent citizen is 60
ing to the bad through liquor, it says:
"The Honorable MIR. Murphy is making
a valuable collection of snakes" West
ern editors know how to express them
selves poetically.-Loe0eN Citizen.
-" Mother, does God know every
thing that papa does?" eyes, my Child"
Gwen, hope He won't tell "What
do you mean by thatp'' she asked, eye
ing him sharply and speaking in a tone
of severity. 81 mean that He saw papa
kissing Daisy's nurse in the hall last
night. Brooklyn Eagle.
No, young woman, you can not
study medicine at Harvard College.
It's all the faculty can do now TO worry
a couple of hundred boys through a
three years course in seven years, SO
that they can tell salts from arsenic
without testing them on patient. Give
the boys chance, girls, and don't over
crowd the profession before they get a
start.-Burdette.
-"Do you think, Mary, you could
leave father and mother, this pleasant
home, with all its ease and comforts,
and 90 to the Far West with q young
LAWYER who has but little beside his pro-
fession to depend upon, and with him
search out new home, which it should
be your joint duty to beautify and make
delightful and happy like this?" Drop
ping her head softly on his shoulder she
whispered, 81 think I could, Archy."
Well,n said he, ''there's Tom Jones,
who's going West, and wants to get
wife. I'll mention it TO him "-Sar
Francisco NeaOs Letter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25

fish. and fed entirely upon snakes: rs
did not trouble himself to catch the Ill.
tie ones, because it took too many OF
them to satisfy his hunger; but ne pre-
ferred the large ones. as one OF tnel1
was enough for a meal. His wife ana
children soon learned that snakes were
easy to catch and good to eat. and they
also gave up eating fish.
The Secretary Bird was a very lnflu-
entail member of his tribe, and the new
diet soon became quite fashionable; ana
the descendants of the Secretary blros
of that day have since lived entirely up
on large snakes.
It may be noticed, also, that the ser
penis of that part of the country re-
Numbering, perhaps, this old story, nave
a great distaste for fish.-St. Nicholas.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25
Just in Time.

1t was also an Ohio man who, when
a terrible storm set in one night, rushed
into the house of a neighbor and cried
out:
"Jones, this is the ending up of
earth!"
sI'm afraid so-I'm afraid sol" was
The reply.
"And what shall we do?'
"Make our peace with HeavenH'
The wind blew still stronger, the
house began to shake, and the excited
man exclaimed:
STONES, you lost five bushels of
wheat last fall!''
"Yes.'
"And you have your suspicions!"
"I have The man who took my
wheat had better own up
"Can you forgive him?'
81 cam
"Well-'
Here the wind suddenly dropped.
and after a look through the window
the conscience-stricken man turned and
finished:
eyes, if l ever meet him I'll advise
him to call around" -D5trot Free
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25
FOREIGN GOSSIP.

The arrears of rent in Ireland are
estimated at $50, 100000.
Last year India cost England $21,-
100000 more than she brought into the
imperial treasury.
AT recent diamond show at the
residence of the Baroness Burdett-
Coutts, the largest pure white Cape dia-
mond known, weighing $50 carats and
valued at 415O, 700, was exhibited. An
Indian diamond, held at Eos, 900, was
also shown.
The policy in France is to make the
privileges for the sale of liquors and to-
bacco State bounty to deserving peo-
pie. AS far as possible these are con-
fined to soldiers honorably discharged
for wounds or disability, or their wild
ows and children.
The new die for the next issue OF
golden coinage from the British mint is
now completed and in possession of the
authorities at the mint. This is only
the second die taken during the reign of
Queen Victoria, who is represented
with an imperial crown, and the like
ness is that of the Queen of the present
year.
The Emperor William, on his 95th
birthday just passed, made some serious
remarks concerning himself. He recog-
nized the fact that anyone who bad
reached his Seth year was far beyond
the ordinary range of life, and hoped
that if God granted him more days still
he would not outlive himself. A long
life was only to be wished for when ac-
companied with strength: but, never
theless, trusting in God, he entered a
new year.
I'm one Russian district 7O7 of 1000
adult male peasants living therein were
hogged within period of two years,
from 1873 to 1880, for non-payment of
taxes. The rural judges, knowing that
the non-payment was due to sheer pow
erty, at one time tried to relieve the
peasants from the penalty, but the po-
lice informed them that if this were not
enforced they would have the judges
themselves flogged.
Prince Alexander, of Bulgaria, is
one of the most gallant of rulers. Not
long ago a Partisan who has a mania
for collecting postage-stamps, and who
owns a marvellous album, tried and
tried in vain to get a complete series Of
Bulgarian stamps. She made all kinds
of offers, sent out commissions, ETC.,
and at last, impatient at all the delay,
determined to make bold attempt to
get what she wanted or perish in the at
tempt. She wrote letter to Prince
Alexander, of Bulgaria, explaining mat
ters to him, and asking him to come to
her assistance. Presently came 4 grace
full letter written in the Princes own
hand, and inclosing complete collec-
ton of his country's stamps.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25
Reformed Too Much.

Caricature deals with extreme cases,
q. and overdoes the features of picture to
heighten its blemishes. A reporter OF
the New York NeWs tries his pencil IN
this iine-describing the effect OF trying
to abolish the pleasant little compil-
ments, and !. thank yous, and happy
to-see-yous," and ssnot-at-alls, "of So
eiaI interc purse and courtesy.
os Last Sunday, Parson Bangle be-
came di sgusted with the untruthfulness
of mankind and preached vigorous
sermon in denuneiation of society false
hood. He declared that lies told just
out of politeness were just as wicked as
those told with the deliberate intention
Of deceiving as to the value of horse.
In fact, these society lies get folks into
the habit of lying, and they readily pick
ND the other kind. The sermon made
great impression. Most of the congre-
cation resolved to reform. Coming out
of church, Deacon Jones said to Judge
Badger, who sits in front of him
..sJudge, hope you didn't mind my
putting my feet under your pew The
Judge was about to reply
sssO, certainly not, but he thought
of the sermon and answered, Il did,
though; your Old boots took up all the
h
"sWell,' said the deacon, the hair
oil you use smells so it nearly forced
US to leave our pew
"They glared at each other, and just
chen Mrs Badger and Miss Jenkins
came along. Miss jenkins asked
"a How do you like my new bonnetp'
$50, thought it just love- replied
Mrs. b., and then she thought of the
sermon, and continued, No, l didn't,
either. It's horrid thing. [ wouldn't
be seen with it. And Miss jenkins got
mad aud replied
g sss Well, if were you, I'd not wear
dirty stockings in church, and, if did,
I'd keep 'em cut of sight
White these honest conversations
Were g ing on, Mrs. Ragbag had said to
her next-door neighbor, Mr.. Gallagher,
81 hope the crying of our baby last night
didn't disturb YOU and Gallagher re-
piled. No-tlat is-yes.' Then Mrs.
8 Rsgbar called him 4 wretch, and wept.
80 Ald then the clergyman came out
and asked young Symonds how he liked
the sermon. Sgmonds said, 1t was a
grand ef-er-no, parson, it was non
sense
''' Siri' said the parzon; as he drew
himself up Indignantly.
"The parson went home and meditat-
ed in gloomy frame of mind for three
hou and finally concluded that society
lying was wicked, but he wouldn't
preach against it again"
Diyesting the subject of all the Jun the
NeWs reporter works into it, the reader
can use his common-sense, as well as
conscience. TO reconcile theory and prac-
dce here. When the truth all told would
represent a pad feeling, or an uukind ar
d;7courteous one, what is called (hy
TsPaFson Bangle'O the "polite lie' rs
simply an effort of ones better nature to
contradict Tie feeling and is really no
m IRE ''iie'' than refusing to groan
when one has q midnight toothache,
or TO yawn in company when one IL
tired, or to laugh in very ridiculous
old persons face.
Regard for the feelings and comfort
of Others never iustifies falsehood, but it
does justify deniais that are real Self-dn-
mails and professions that are at least
honest efforts to be Kouth's
- Communion
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-05-25
Charles Ride-A True Story.

Charlie visited park with his mother
and younger brothers. 1t was pleas
ant place. There was high tower,
and stands. and pavilions. and it was
we'll shaded.
1t was just as he was ready to leave
the park that he saw deer. The deer
came toward him. He seemed very
tame. He licked Charles hand and
the hands of the others. He seemed
delighted at being caressed.
But somehow he really seemed to
be most pleased with Charles atten-
tons. He rubbed his head against
Charlie, as if he wanted to say: II
love YOU" Sometimes his manner was
little too earnest to be quite agreeable.
There was. perhaps. the least hint in
the world of bunting: but Charlie
thought it was only the deer's way of
showing his love. 80 mamma" he
cried, ''he loves me better than any of
your
Then mamma and the children
walked slowly toward the gateway.
Charlie followed, still playing with the
deer. She was startled by sudden
cry OF distress: Mamma, mamma.
help me-" All looked. There was the
deer bounding off at full speed with
Charlie on his back. And Charlie
could not even hold on to the deer's
neck, for he was riding backwards.
The deer was frightened, and was
making his best jumps. He went like
the wind. No one laughed, for it was
very dangerous ride In a few Sec
onds Charlie was thrown. Over and
over he went. and struck on the edge
of muddy pond.
Luckily he was not badly hurt; but he
was very much surprised at his ride. for
he had not expected it at all.
The deer had suddenly .bunted''
under him while he stood facing him.
AS he threw up his head Charlie was
thrown on the deer's back, facing back
wards. And then the ride. TIE deer
was frightened. Charlie was frightened.
Mamma and the children were fright
ened. But what laugh. ali at Char
lies expense, after it was over.-a LAUGH
that broke out again and again for
hours after. And how MANY times
Charles words were repeated with
laughter: mamma, he loves me bet
ter than any OF you!'-O,t Little ones.