The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1882-06-30


supper room was so crowded we aud
Frantz got sorter mixed and Frantz and
we got sorter mixed aud we and Frantz's
partner and Frantz's and we's partner
got sorter mixed and our partner got
mixed with Frantz's partner and Frantz's
partner got mixed with our partner and
we got mixed with Frantz and Flantz
got mixed with we, and we and Frantz
and Frantz and we and our partner and
Frantz's partner aud our partner all got
mixed; and Fraiitz tread on our partners
dress and we tread on Frantz's partners
dress and all our partners tread on we
and Frantz's dresses, aud Frantz gave
q yallel waiter soup tureen and told
hinito GO 70 Hen Dprdaway's Bug Store
and fetch it back fdii of pins and 20 tell
Hen Bardaway TO charge 'em to his next
ad in the Random Berubhcan.
Then Frsntz all at once found his part
ner and dropped on his knees before
her and put his hand on his ample bosom
and told her to ''wait love, wait till the
young moon rises DER the silent vale
and he would have enough pins there
to.
Pin back the azure robe of night
And set the stars Of glory there.
But the pins didn't come, and Frantz
and bis partner had considerable quar-
rel Lecause Frantz tried to cram nap
kin INTO hole in her iosey with a case
knife and to fasten her silk scarf around
her head with steel fork.
AT last we and Frantz and Frantz and
we and Frantz's partner and our partner
and all of we and Frantz and all of we
aud Fnntz's partners sat harmoniously
down to supper aud had two yaller twin
walters exactly alike to wait on us and
everywhere one twin waiter went the
other Mary's little lamb twin waiter was
sure to go. And Frantz helped our
partner aud we helped Frantz's partner
and Frantz and we and we and Frantz
helped Frautz's and we'sand we's and
and Frantz's parners; and we pnt con-
| densed milk III our chickens salad aud
sweet oil in Frantz's partners coffee.
and Ffantz tried to sprinkle some red
pepper in his syllabub aud got mad
because the red pepper wouldn't sprin-
kle fast enough and he took the top off
the red pepper crnet and made his syl-
lahub ms red hot as red pepper hot bed
in the hottest part of Hottentot in the
Hottent, ot-esi Of the dog days. Then
Frantz stirred l,is syllabub with a stick
Of peppermint candy and ate it with n
salt-cellar, aud the syllabub made Frantz
feel SO sultry that he wiped his large red
countenanee with his partners lace
handkerchief and got up from the table
and sat down in champagne basket
and famed himself with a steak dish top,
said it was a very nice supper, and a
very pleasant tea party, and large and
appreciative congregation, but that these
Vicl1sburg cooks seasoned their victuals
too high for plain country editor.
Supper being now over we aud Frantz
and Franiz and we and our partner and
Frantz's partner and Frantz's partner
and our partner and all of we and Frantz
and all of we and Frantz's partners and
we and Frantz returned by the melodi-
GUS route and circuitous music to the
ballroom, where the gas lights still wig
gled and wobbled, and the brass-band
still sqneaked and squawked. aud tie
nall room floor still heayed and hoyed
like sassafras dug-out iu Louisiana
creyasse.
And once again, Fraptz was our Wis a
Wis and we we're Frantz's Wis Wis aud
our partner was FrAntz's Wis Wis and
Franiz's partner was our Wis n Wis.
But at length Frantz got Indignant
because he thought everybody else had
two partners except MS, and Frantz's
partner got indignant because we
got indignant, aud we and Ffantz
and Frantz aud we and our
partner and Frantz's partner and
Frantz's partner and our partner and
all of we and Frantz and all Of we and
Frantz's partners got indignant; aud we
and Frantz and we proceeded to dance
in three sets apiece at the same time.
and we and Frautz and Franiz and we
danced and chased, and balanced all,
and hands around Toured, md forwarded
and backed, and gents to the righted,
and gents to the lefted, and twod and
twod, and do Sc dode, and pigeon winged
aud tip toed fine, and hoped light ladies'
the cakes all dough; aud Frantz danced
all the starch ont Of bis collar. and all
the hair-grease out Of his hair, and all
the wax out Of his moustache. Then