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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

BOYS COMPOSITION on DOING THE MENACE
RIE.-The rhinOzerus lives in Ashur, and you
kant stick pin in i'm, 'causc his weskit is
built of old stoves. When rhinozerus is gon-
ter be kilt You muz alwaze 20 up to him from be-
fore, eZ he'll knO somethin' NV it, an try an
make place for built to get in. His noze is
got upper teeth that's got no business whar il
is, and if "A boy should sit down ON it, he'd bet
ter stay plugged up with the tooth, rels he'll he
all one pore. I'd rather he polliwOg if was a
rhinOzerus, tho ] spose if | was wouldn't.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

ola ME-" sighed Mrs. Darlington. ''Here
have been suffering the bigamies of death fol
three mortal weeks. First / was seized with
bleeding phrenology in the hampshire of thu
brain, which was exceeded by the stOppage o.
the left ventilatOr Of the heart. This gave me
Inflammation Of the left borax; and now an
sick with the chloroform morbus. There is II,
blessin' like that of health, particularly wheI
youre ill ~
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

JOHN WILLIAMS, merchant of Rutledge, Ca,
sued a desperate. The defendant entered the
store in a furious passion, held out the summons
in one hand ciutched a long knife in the other
hand, and said: civilians, have you sned mei'
Williams knew that an immediate ''yes' would
tacles that | can read the paper he said.
He went behind the counter and came back,
not with his glasses, but with an axe across his
shoulder. ''Yes," he said, II have sued you"
"All right" replied the desperate, ~ guess Ill
nav the BILL
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

DISPOSAL OF RUBBIsH.-In the course of
years there will accumulate on every farm and
in every garden, a quality of unsightly stuff.
Broken erockery and glassware, old fruit and to-
mato cans, worn out sauce pans, and other
wastes of the households. These can not be
compOsted or turned to any useful purpose, and
if allowed to be scattered about, make the sur
roundings unsightly. One of the best methods
of getting rid of such stuff, is to dig dry WELL
and provide it with n cover too heavy for chill
dren to displace, and deposit all sueh rubbish in
this When filed TO within three feet of the
top, take piece of timber and pound down the
contents compactly as possible, and fill up
with earth The well thus covered can be plan
ted over and it will answer a good purpose as a
local drain, while another receptacle can be
made for future cumulations.--4meriodR ISri-
cHltHTist.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

ONE of our eminent physicians and surgeons
was called upon day or two since, to amputate
the arm of an old serviee-worn surgeon i'll the
navy, who was suffering severely from a cancer
on his hand, which Threatened his life. The pa.
tient was treated with ether, and just the OPP
Grafton was being performed. when in a suppos
ed very exhiliarated state, he deliberately eX.
claimed: Commodore, | thank you not to pas
that bottle again-I have got enough F-BostoH
Telegraph
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

81 want TO tell you fair and square," said the
customer from the interior, THAT the very next
time you send Inc another barrel of mOlasses
which is short a whole pint, I'm going to trans
fer my custom to firm which gives dead weight
and full measure. Have yon got any coffee
which is put up in sacks that will make a bed
quilt good enough for childreni"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

A QUEER looking customer inserted his head
into an auction store, and looking gravely at
the knight of the hammer, inquired:
"Can bid, sir n
Certainly" replied the auetioneer, ''you
can bid"
''Well them" said the wag. walking off, 81
bid You good night"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

A GENTLEMAN somewhat advanced in life,
aud who was never remarkable for his good
looks, asked his grandchild what he thought OF
him. The youngster made no reply. well,
why, won't you tell me what you think of me Y
"'Cause don't want to get a licking" was
the answer
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
FROM A
PROMINENT PHYSICIAN.

washngtonviIe Ohio June 18th Is.O.
DE-. y j. KENDALL 4 Co, Gents :-Rsading your adver
sement in Turf Teid and Farm Of Kendall SPAWN Cure
and having valuable and spoedy hors. which had been
Lame from spawn for eighteen months sfHt you for
bottle by express which in sir weeks reno-. ali amrnss
and enlargement and lsre -Pnt fon another horse and
both hTes to-day -ouBd colts. The bottle
worth Ia hundred dollars
Respectfully yours.
H. a BERTOLETT IL u.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

''DoEs your sister Annie ever say anything
about me, sissy" asked an anxious lover of d
little girl. Yes" was the reply; ''she said il
you had rockers on your shoes, they'd make a
nice cradl, for my DOLL
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

"JoHNSY," said one of the boys to a bereaved
friend who had just lost his father, Eyer behav-
ed well at the funeral"
"Oh, pshaw," replied Johnny, with the air of
one whose merits were only half recognized,
''you should have seen me at the grave"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

A BARREL of popcorn exploded in Troy the
other day, tearing away the handle of basket
and slightly killing two boys who were sitting
on it.-Boston ChristiaR Adrocate
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

THIS is the kind of weather when a man sees
his wife coming into the room with a scuttle of
coal, and after she has poured every hit of it
into the top of the tall stove says: "Darn it,
Hammer, you ought to ave asked me TO do that.
But it's too late now
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

DEEPLY were affected on reading, the 9TH
er day, of a Young lady, who, being told that
her lover suddenly killed, exclaimed: "Oh!
that splendid gold watch of his-give me that
give me something tn remember him by
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

A FRIEND of ours says he never drinks except
on two occasions: One is when he goes fish
ing, and the other is when he does not.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

LITTLE girl four years old, created n ripple
10y rrmaTking t. the teacher of her Sunday
School class: "oGr dogs dead. bet the an
gels scared " hen they saw him coming up
the walk. He is cross TO strangers
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

''SPELL defendant" said Prof. Sprague at the
last spelling match. "B-e-e-c-h-e-r," whispered
a little school girl, but the audience did not
hear her, and so the precocious child wasn't pre-.
sented with copy of the great trial in book
form.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

SORGHUM seed, as a grain for hour or meal, is
gradually becoming more and more understood.
Ii is preferred by many to buckwheat and corn
for batter cakes, and we have no doubt that il
will soon be used satisfactorily for biscuit and
raised bread.-kaRsas Farmer.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

"WHAT! no supper at your house tonight!
Are you all sickf'
40, no; we are all well, and as hungry as
bears but you see, we have a donation party
at our minister's tonight, and We are merely
saving up our appetites-that's allr
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

''SHE is Pesfect Amazon" said a pupil in
one Of our schools of his teacher, yesterday, Ia
companion. YES" said the other. who was
better versed in geography than history Il no
tieed she had au awful big mouth
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

Mrs. PARTINGroN says her niece was 50 rain
ed upon the other night, that she had the fever
ed anger ever since, and she suppOses would
have gone into st. Anthouy's dance, only she
belonged to the church, and didn't know the
steps.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

ALL the axes and buck-saws found in the ru-
ns of Pompci of light make, a. if construct
ed for women's use. Those old ancients knew
their little business.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
WHAT Is GOOD FOR BEAST Is GOOD FOR MAN.

Grsvesend, L L. January iss1-
B. J. KENDALL Co.. Gents IL vish % add my tsstno-
in favor Of your invaluable Kendall Spawn Cure
in the emPoy Of the Prospect Park and Cosey Island Rail-
road and froze very badly this WInter suffered
10 Almost instant relief and BY applying tvics
day for week IL restored the % ia original sI nd
have had trouble with 10 since feel very gatsfu %
you and woald recommend Kendzns SPAWN Ours to al
fur frostbitss- Yours truly,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
KendaII's SPAWN Cure.

Hamilton No. June 18th. 1871.
T. J. KENDALL Co. Gent-,-Thi. il to certify that
have used Kenas SPAWN Cure and have found ii 10 DO
all IL i recommended 10 be- and in Tact too have
by using the above; Gallons Pane Spavns Ring
bones sPnts and eheerfuly testify and
be the best thing for bone substance have
u-ed and have tried many have made that study
for years Respectfully yours,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
Kendall's SPAWN Cure :!

Reley's Island Erie County. Ohio, Mar. p. lsso.
DR. D. j. KENDALL Co. Gents,-I have used your
Ksndal- SPAWN Cure" q bon. SPAWN, and pleased
rort that il taken the enlargement completely or
Ii tok only one bottle perform the confident
IL it properly used IL VIII do all you claim for IL
Yours truly, Z. NJ LINCOLN
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

Acme, Mich, December 2sth 1S19.
DE-. r. j. KENDALL & Co, Gents IL --nt you dollar
fer your "Kendalls SPAWN Cure last summer, which
eurrd bone spawn with half bottle. The best linment
ever u.-d. Yours respectfully
HOME. HOXIE-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
Kendall's SPAWN Cure !

asained repeated
CoRHs BUHoNs FRosrBrEs u anns Some a.
medicine should
for BEAST good for NAH and that "KENDALLs
wonderful Tyi and convinced
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

PRISONER, what is your agei" ''Come,
Judge, no fooling. You know it as well as do.
Five years more n last time.n
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
SCROEIll a SORE.
ECZEMA
CUTiCURA,

CUTiCURA.
The Cuteura treatment for the Of Skin. Scalp and
Blood Diseases consists in the internal Of CuCUKA
REsoLyExr the Blood Purifier and the external
Of CuIfct and CUncUEA soar the Great skin Cures
Price Of CAITCURA small boxes Soc; large boxes e. Gu
1IcuRA REsoLyEST 81 per bottle. CUucURA soar, Sc;
CUTIcuRA SHAvIsG soar. 13c.
Principal depot, WEEKS POTTER, Boston, Masa-
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

To START BALKY HoRsEs.-Fill his mouth
with dirt or gravel from the road, and he'll go.
New don't laugh at this, but try it. The plain
philosophy of the thing is-it gives him some
thing else to think Of
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

81 HAVE turned many woman's head, |,
boosted a young nobleman of France.
Yes" replied Talleyrand, "sway from you'''
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

A BOY says in his composition that ''onions
are the vegetable that makes You sick if you
don't eat them yourself"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

HARD water becomes nearly soft by boiling
A piece of chalk will soften hard spring water.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

To keep stoves from rusting during summer
rub with kerosene, and wrap well with paper.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
Read its Effects on Human Flesh

Waterloo Ind, Sept. eth 1ssl.
BoYER CAMPnEiL Gentlemen The bottle Of Krniars
SPAWN Cure purchased Of you has cured Of very
Lame hack tzer using almost everything eles the relief
almost instant put only very little at time,
and rubbed IL In we'll eoBder IL the be-t linmcnt for
horse ertant would not do without it for ten
times the amount II costs
Your truly, HIRAM LEfB.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

viii now state that made miraculous cure 81 Of
the skin disease known The patient
forty years old had suffered fifteen years His eyea
scalp and nearly his whole body presented frghffu zp
peaznee. Had had the attention Of twelve different ply
sicians who preser the beet remedies known to the
profession such iOde potassium arsenic corrosive
sublimate saTsaparllA etc Had paid 500 for medical
with but little rrsf prevailed upon him 10
the CucURA REsoLvKNT internally and the CUTicrsA
and CurcrRA soar externally. He did - and was eoaa
pifeiy ere The skin his head face, and many other
parts Of his body which presented most lnathsone ap
pearanee sot and smooth infants with no
Of the disease left behind He has now been
cured twelve months
Reported by F. H. BROWN. Esq, Ba-nwell s C.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

''WAs she white woman or colored lady n is
one of the new gags.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04

feel that have perfect success In every
will good in applying KENDALS
CURE persevere long standing Read
below the experience of others.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
Kendall's SPAWN Cure !!

Cuk m Feet mild ih th 9 dpswafs
man and sypm for hsntk ned now. nbens est
NJ
dcheuhrv ae ID Ne
~, NJ
DrRL KENDALL co, Eassbursh Falls vu..at
SOLD ALL DRUGGISTS
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-05-04
Kendall's SPAWN Cure !!

1t Cures Spavins,
Splints, Cubs, ring
bones, and all similar
blemisheS, and removes
the bunch without Bills
tering.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

SKILL IN THE WORKSHOP To DO good
work the mechanic must have good health.
Ii long hours OF confinement in close rooms
haYe enteebled his hand or Gimmed his sight,
let him at once, and before some organic trou-
bic appears, take plenty OF Hop Buffers. His
system will be rejuyenated, his nerves strength
ened, his sight become clear, and the whole
constitution be built up TO higher working
condition
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

Office in Chapman's Block-opposite Opera House
Main street Jan ~
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

Disease is an effect not a cause. Its origin is
within its manifestations without. Hence, to cure
the disease the cttuSe must be removed, and in no
other way can cure ever be effected WARMERS
SAFE KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE is established on
just this principle. 1t realizes that
95 PER CENT.
of all diseases arise from deranged kidneys and v
er and 1t strikes at the root of the diculty
The clements of which 1t is composed act directly
upon these great organs both IL cd and reSoreT
and, by placing them in healthy condition, drive
disease and pain from the system.
For the innumerable troubles caused by I'M
healthy Kidneys, Liver and Urinary Organs: for
tho distressing Disorders of Women; for Malaria,
and for physical arrangements generally, this
great remedy has no equal. Beware of imposters
limitations and concoctions said 10 be Just good.
For Diabetes ask for WARMERS SAFE DIABETES
CURE.
For Sale by all dealers.
ii. II. WARNER & CO.,
apr20 Rochester, n. Y.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

o! u o. Main Line trains run by washington time
Lexington Division by Columbus times s 9Ftw
| Nos. ! and run daily, except Sunday, between
Richmond and Clifton Forge;i daily, between Cliff
! ton Forge and Huntington; and daily, except Sun
day, between Huntington and Cincinnati and Louis
y.lle. stops at all principal Stations.al ui $50
1 Nos. Sand run daily, through, between Wash
fmgton,E Richmond, Huntington, Lexington, Louis
e- Note ttisLTrains NOS g and do not stop for
local business ,ud iSsd 1oi ssdHj-
No. leaves Richmond, except Sunday, at $50 p.
m.s and arrives Charlottesyt he pm. stopsat all
Stations. =
y NoJ6 leaves Charlottesville xeeptsunday, at 80
a. g, M; and arrives Richmond 9a. N stops at all
No 9leaves Cannelton, except Sunday, at 5.25 4
M; and arrives Huntington 1850 a. stops al all
Stations.i W tseA 'saS SFAH nH8 TttfDN1 lhbStHI f
No. 10 leaves Huntington, except Sunday, at 3.43
p. M. ,and arrives Cahnelton rs y. Stops at all
4 Stat1ons.fl3EOk ash 10 1t3u5 ly3frs4G9 rs 15f +
For Rates, Tickets, Baggage Checks &C., apply to
any once OF " q o. Ry or Depot or Ticket ONCE Of
s5A sSSSf sfFFsss1o sdi H ". W full FULLER
4 q. ". sMITH,. isls ga1 80 uoiiA G. L P.Agent.
10 octIss stfGIS ~ Tol .bsl9si9 nov sIgaib9
sCHEDgLE OF OF T TRAINS ON ON VALLEY
b rgs4q .g1iy rs alleidS "a y .ss18-s5i! lei
ON and after Monday, June 49,, 1882, the trainson
the B, 4 q. willrun as follows; ,.t-. d,
4 a,..a I ~ EAST BOUND. ,isl = !. ..-.,.r
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
NELSON BEALL.
SFAUNTON IRON WORKS,
SrAUNTON, VA.
NELSON BEALL

having a purchased the above property, the nnder.
,Ier pp1pose to continue the operation Of the
viii neh nu WIN increased capacity and facilities
IN ADDITION to the general line of work now be,no
vAecutea al enis establishment they intend to enter
PAUL's PATENT RADIATOR,
aritv winch Is destined to enjoy wide pop
ers ana persons who desire to heat dWelinos a.
h M r1os, 70 this radiator feeling confident
ean VIII supply long felt want-a perfect and
They will also make speciality OF
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

man was recently robbed Of over 81 ,00(
in d sleeping-car on New York railroad.
man may be considered very foolish to carry
so much money with him when he is travelling
but as long as ne is obliged to take sleeping
car he can't get along with a smaller sum, I'm
less he kills the porter attached to The car.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

NO." remarked the red-nosed man, 81 don't
believe in this bathing. People battle too
much-altogether too much. Look at me. l
keep out of the water"
They did look at him, and Immediately came
to the unanimous conclusion that he not only
kept himself out of water, but water out OF
himself
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
After all else Failed.

ATLANTA, Ga, Feb. %, 1881. l
Ii. III. WARNER u Co.: SIRs-l exhausted
all other remedies for kidney and liver diseases
only to find complete cure IN your Safe Kid
new and Liver cure s. CHAMBERLAIN. I
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

A fashion item says the belle Of the period
now wears at her waist belt a little music-boX
family playing single tune. The average
American girl can put on enough airs without
attaching a music box to her waist.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
JCEi ICE!l ICEl

VIII say 10 the people of staunton and tho co,,,,
~ VA, WIN Keep ice all the season at two n,aoao
III, ana at j. Johnson's on Augusta stree, ,a
ed ar ana delivery by wagon Will be deliver
order WIN on tne day at the two places named on
IVY from one pound to load, to town o anan
~. VIII sell as low as it can be sold anvwhann
maylS- los II
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

as there such a thing as luck ?" asks cor
respondent There is. For instance if you
90 home at 2 O'Clock in the morning alter
promising your wife to be in early, and lind
her asleep. that's luck, but it isn't to be de-
pended upon
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
RAILROADS.
gVIRG.i MIDLAND RAILWAY i5I ss4assss1q
rsf,sr,r9n 10 eetJNo. s. BARBOUR, President
tssI ii smuloy sSonrl BOUND.
fH 5kil8 os441ks@li % tiiAfiflAI'7S ~ y ~
f,s,si f,si4it. Train 81. Train So, Train 55
'''1D''' Mall. EXPRESS.


f,.ssi ,,ai4it., Train 81. Train So, Train 55
North Darytle, ie.i TO- 40 a. IN. l09sap M d 81
R Hnsasi ! It i hi i $ $ d H. iai
SsSSs.na i y eo5p
tAIexantiria,l ar>s.l4 so5bts 4H05 SOD aobp NJ
Washington. -. 9 80 g, 30 g, =. 9 So p nj
Mali, sohthward, connects at charlottesville with
Ches. d Ohio Il. r.. Hast and West sat lLynehbure
SS5Sk ssssa NV 5saa sSs s
phis, little Beck and ,ie4as,r,aaldi with Rich "
Danvthe with Ricimonds& Danville n. b., to- South
NAH Tram North BOUND connects at LILY ncilbufe
with the r. " a. r! r. for Lexington and Natura
Bridge and at Charlottesville with @. o. r. ". fol
lStaa1lt0i ulifton Forge and Intermediates points,
4e 2q ng " ne Ws K
So. RI H. at iDanyille for all points In. SOUTH
* Sers adss
sHon Nh u G md aansns
| ton. .95am sgoasTsagG iB5.9Glsaa
Eqr Ea 3a} Ii daIly s9paectqn, except Sun
ssirains 5u 81 and "a connect to- and from Warren
ton daily and train 81 daily except sunday, TO ana
franklin JuRction u and from ali points Frank
l. Mixed trains leave Alexandria daily except Sun
day Is a. M, PPM AMI 1205 M; returning, ar
san ~ Bvsi5 daiy, except II Sunday Leave
Washington ITO Alexandria 1856 a. m.,arrive
at Stras burg y ~ p. m CONNECTING with valley
Railroad, East and West, and at River with 8, v.
II. + for Luray and Re tur4ng, Leave
strasburg 1.50, p. m arriving at Alexandr ria 54s p
m!l s5azai Jos q uoiSfb3 3Gi ca an 81 satl5a
Mixed train leaves Alexandria 7p5 m arriving
at Strasbtfrg 530p. M. returning leave strasburg
u. m arriving at AleAandria At 40 p.tmIl3g Oh
For Middleburg, connection at Plains station.
For Uppervf1le connection at Delaplane
sEPulImaIl Sleepers between New York and Atlanta
on mail trains in each direction without changer
only one change OF cars between New YORK anu New
Orleans. gsnu beis 9AAs 10 guisI9iI8Nd gs.f s4f
New orleans sleepers leave Washington at 7 ~ a.
mn, running through Without change. 6tal@sAfo3 Y
Pullman. Sleeping Cars between washington ana
Charleston S. Co. without change, on 10 80 p m trai
via Greensboro, Charlotte and Columbia.Ha sS.H5.
Solid trains with Pullman Palace Cars attached,
run through between Washington and LOUISVILLE,
via Stanton and White sulphur, daily, ;ss,1ssI
Marks Sleeping Couch Cars are run on N1sht
Train between Washington and DanyiHe, north and
south bound. 49,. -, -. ..is...es
.tAlI good connections, atiWashiIgten,
to and from North and West niaiiI9gls4 iil4s goi
Through tickets at lowest rates to all Important
points In the United States aEui9l aBu htapisi
octI9 F. II. HAWKS, A.. +. 4 u. A.
k&IfIis48i s5fi%AtAS3
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
SKINNY MEN.

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c
Druggists.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
WESTWARD BOUND

Ia No change Of cars to Washington or Baltimore.
| No other line can compare with the B. g. o. in the
advantages offered under this new schedule
i, For full information time tables rates. &C., call
upon or write to na &c. e. DUDROW, Pass Agt,
OR S. N. MILLER, Ticket Agt., Staunton, Va.
| s'a~ T. c. PRINCE, Supt. of Trains.
G. X. LORD, Gen. Pas. Agt iei y3na.d 4 1888 n
[ w H CLEMENTS NJ. of Trans pOrtatiOn.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02

A man is wiser for his learning, and The
sooner he learns that the only proper way to
cure cough or Cold, is to use DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup, the better he Is off.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
Don't be Alarmed

at Brights disease, Diabetes, or any disease
OF the kidneys, liver or urinary organs, as Hop
Bitters will certainly and lastingly cure you
and it is the only thing that will.
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may 1l-ly
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1882-11-02
A Vigorous Growth,

Of the hair is often promoted by using Par
ker's Heir Balsam. 1t always restores the
youthful color and lustre to gray hair, gives II
new lite and removes all irritation and dan
drutf.