The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-05-04
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posts wages 10 gefiang ihesn.
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sa.lf sl.oai Goo rili IN twenty makes
fo4.d vifo Whats ihe average for has-
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he Caicsxo 7-tsas l.oast' that Josse
5rn4 sas ont a ia vgulAr readeis
taaa3snng iba TACT AZ surpfising that
81 hfbatri a. vell - b. dil
soas people. says Aipbease karr,
~ slpa,s ladlnR isuli with nsiure ior
pat5as taufus 80 fss~es. ! alvsys ihhet
3D. Is, having psf ryees ca 'horns
4 lnle boy who has lsaea nsel g p,
ostAg ais Older i,to,bcrt old toys snd
clailses tfeeutlY remarked Ma, plll J
have ta marry bis wiiow sbou he aicsY
s8meb5u. ii,e ugliest man alnsy'
vaais 70 marry ths pfciiiest v0mAn he
!. tasil, proud u his osu good taste. bat
g.. mogt6~d b. mnst feel over l@
wtff.
m-l.,ly ihrep AIRED lgh, 90 The
fali. 4, Niagara tsr other night, aud folk
,lsua!.,tle raisrt,i uss blushinF 81 the
way tar bartm,n round there charge
fi&s
I.v Kiulin otcliesgo recently married
q a.sa banned Wool Tie marriage notice
va. boalel akmlia Wood Tbs is
~but mat lee called adding tuel 10 the
haiae Of iayr
What makes a mans heart glad Is TO
wskc ~ an sunday morning and find
dnzlius rain falling. just enough TO pre-.
,ont bic aiie from going 10 church and 10
make the fishing good
Ne, sir. said the Michigan Republi.
csu visiting Washington; Il don't vote for
that man ilorr again. Why he actually
laughed al Joke made by Democrat.
Il that sticking to his party
Indignant boarding house mistress.
''Wby. what are you thera forg' Fat boy
ou table. "Mr Hewlett put me there.
He says It's bis birthday, aud he wants TO
see something on the table besides hash. y
when a friend asked reformed in
cbfatp the cause Of his reformation he
said. As you are married You viii quite
understand when | say that getting tipsy
makes yuu see yonr mother IN las double
III De So like to talk to YOU, she says,
softly, III pause in the conversation,
beaming on him aad signing Why
asks the unexpecting youth "Bccanse, =
she answers, gently. because you are all
earsy'
a Minnesota preacher tainted away
after marrying couple, and he had to be
worked over two hours before lie was re-
stored TO consciousness. II it acts that
way on the preacher just think Of the
poor bridegroom
A North Carolina Justice Of the Peace
recently married couple as lac sat en-.
thruned 10 state on the back Of mule,
aud the animal for once realized that there
was bigger trouble going on than he
could produce aud kept his heels still,
The body Of man with his head
twisted of was found in AN alleyway back
Of a Chicago photograph gallery, recently
The coroners jury brought in verdict
OF "iound dead, but they censured the
photographer for not being more careful
when posing his customers.
The American palace hotel, to be built
on the Thames embankment London, will
be nine stories high, accommodate !, 300
guests, and will be conducted strictly af-
ter the American fashion, An expedition
will soon be started for Africa in search OF
suitable diamond for the clerks breast.
pin
a pous man ont west was putting o
bias, ia a well, when it went of premature
ly and blew him out into an apple tree,
about hfty feet away In moment he re
covered himself, and remarking
'The Lord knows better than | do
after all / guess il is almost time to GO
10 pruning. and took large pruning KNIFE
from his pocket ani set TO work.
-"God writes asses against the mer
who voted for the Chinese bill, say'
Henry Wary Beecher. Mr. Bcecher u
undoubtedly correct, on principle, but a
the same time we think II God write. Ass
against the name OF a Congressman ever,
time the honorable member does and saw
a foolish thing. the Celestial congressona
record will he mistaken by visitors for
live stock journal
"A man went into a drug store and ASK
ed for something 10 cure headache. Th'
drnggis, held bottle Of hartshdrn TO hl
NOSE, aud be was nearly oyerpowered J.,
IT, puugcncy As soon a, he recovered
be wanted 10 punch his head. "But didn'
II help you headache" asked the apoihe
cary Help my headache gasped to-
MAI II haven't any headache Ii N.
wife that's got the headache
Couldn't kerp the run. A leadinl
citizen 81 Dallas, one Of the most intclll
geut property owners 10 the town, Wa
reading neA spapcr ia the Ieos S.ji,ay
oiilce Yesterday, when lie came across tir
paragraph The admission Of Dakota j.
foirgoBs c0nulusion 81 Washington,
uhnreupol be said II cant keep 81
With The Washington scandals, there arc 8
mauy u them. VIVA, did Dakota admit
s,orc up town ban sign Shicl
reals This Is Tin Store. An Oh
inebrsie staggered 10 recently, and after