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The news., 1882-02-16

You Jersey girls come one and all,
/ pray you lend an ear;
While relate thing or two,
That will your spirits cheer,
Concerning of us Jersey boys,
And how we'll fix the thing,
So that you'll share one half our joys,
When we get home agin. .se
CHoRUs-So wait a little longer,
Wait little longer,
Wait little longer girls,
Till we git home agin.
We all intend to have our joys,
When this rebellion's done -.
Right well you know we're just the boys
Well go it while we young,
Well dress you up in fashion,
Fer then we'll have the. tin,
And sport to suit your liking girls, =
When we git heme agin.
Well rig you out with trinkets
To SUIT our fancy way
Your fingers strung with ringlets,
The fashion of the day,
Well dress you to a fraction, 80
You'lI,look so neat and trim; 4ss,s
So fix yourselves for action, girls,
When we git home agin.
Its every Sunday morning,
We all will take ride; 0Ia
Well all jump into the wagon girls,
And off we then viii glide;
Well care not for the weather,
Well fear no thick or thin,
But away we'll go together girls,
When we git home agin.
So keep those foppish dandies,
AT a distance in the rear ss.sr
Take warning girls, beware of such,
That's not volunteer, n tss -.
With false communications
They'll try your heart to win, xiv
They'll be but small potatoes girls.
When we git home agin. fas Trse sai
So take courage girls, be merry,
And remember what / say, NSkA =
We're in the land of Dixie,
But we soon viii gain the day, tN
Well soon disperse these rebels,
And knock them off their pins,
Like bold and true Americans,
Then we II be home again.
---~---<ss->-----s q "a "a. 4 3
The news., 1882-02-16

A FAITHFUL SHEPHERD BoY.-
Gerhardt was German shepherd boy
and 3 noble fellow he was, although
he was very poor. One day, he was
watching his flock which was feeding
in valley on the borders Of q forest,
when a hunter came out of the woods
and asked. i9a
CHOW far is it to the nearest vii
lage 2"
"Six miles sir" answered the boy,
"but the road is only sheep track
and very easily missed" i'' q
The hunter looked at the crooked
track, and said "My lad, am very
hungry and thirsty I have lost my
companions and missed my way; leave
your sheep and show me the road; l
will pay you we'll"
II can not leave my sheep, sir" re-
joined Gerhardt. "They will stray
into the woods, and may be eaten by
wolves or stolen by robbers"
"Wsll, what Of thstY" querisd the
hunter, "They are not your sheep.
The loss Of one or more wouldn't be
much to your master, and I'll give
you more than you have earned 10 q
whole yesr."
1T cannot 60, sir" rejoinsd Ger.
hardt, very firmly. "My master pays
me for my time, and he trusts me
with his sheep; If I were to sell nay
time, which does not belong to nae,
and the sheep, should get, lost, II
would be the same as if I had stolen
them"
"Well," said the hunter, you viii
trust yovr sheep With me, while you
60 to the village and get some food,
drink and guide ? I viii take care
Of them for you"
The boy shook his hesd. NThe
Sheep" said he, "do not know your
voice, and" he stopped speaking.
"And what Cant you trust me
Do | look like q dishonest man ~
asked the hunter sngriiy.
"sir," Satd the boy, "yOu tried to
make me false to nay trust, and tried
to make me break Hy word to ny
master; how do ! know that you
would keep your word to meS"
The hunter laughed, for he fell
that the bog bad fairly sorusred him.
He said:
II see my lad, that you are good
faithful boy, | will not forget you.
Show me the road, and viii try to
make it out myself"
Gerhardt then offered the conteuta
of his script to the hungry man, who
coarse as it was, ate il gladly. Pre-.
sently, bis sttendents came up, and
then Gerhardt, to his surprise, found
that the hunter was the grand duke
who owned all the country arousd
The duke was SO pleased with ths
boys honesty, that he sent for him
shortly after that and had him educa
ted. In after years, Gerhardt be.
came very great aud powerful man,
but he remained honest and true tt
his dying year.
The news., 1882-02-16

Nor So GREEN.-A chap from
the rural districts stepped into a
music store 10 the city of Providence
and after taking fifteen minutes sur
vey of the contents he stepped up to
the counter and asked the clerk if he
had any new music-''bran new, just
out 2"
The clerk measured him with his
eye for a moment, and thinking he
was ignorant as to music, and that
anything would be fresh to his GUS
toner that had been issued since the
days Of "ROsin and Bow" decided to
pSlm o. sons old biscss which had
The news., 1882-02-16
HTltteIt J0f 17Lg NctrX
HINTS TO TRAVELLERS ON
- THE RAILROAD.

Persons travelling will always bear
in mind that railroad employees are
nothing but mere tools in the hands
Of their employers, and that they are
obliged to do "thus and SO" 10 every
instance, not having any right, OF
privilege to defend or protect them
selves in any manner. Also rement-
Der that it is yoar privilege to abuse
them as much as you please for they
are nothing but tools and servants,
and have not the right Of retaliation,
fearing you may report them, and
they may lose their situation.
Should you have any business with
. passenger agent, or as he is better
known 9 ticket agent, never go to get
your ticket until the arrival Of the
train, then rush up to the window of
the ticket Office, and Hdemand" as
roughly as possible the following
"here, you give me ticket" should
the agent be 50 stupid as to ask you
nwbers 7" cut him short with the
reply, "that's pretty question for
you to ask, whore do I always gog''
He has 6 right to inform himself
several days before that you are goisg
to soma place, and II is his duty to
known aChsre you are going. Ifhow-
eyer be is . stranger, stare him In
the fsse until after the train has left,
aed tssn sbuss him TO your hearts
content fof being 50 stupid" If,
however you should ask him for q
ticket to some particular point, do
not attempt to get your money Out
ready for the agent, but let him ssk
you for the money, it will show his
impudence, and you will have another
ehauss to "blow him up" After,
however be does ask you for it, dive
your hands 6rst 10 your vest pockets
then in your coat pockets, sud after
considerable blustsr, try your panta,
looms pockets, and finally in an III
humor, say, 81 have left my pocket
book at home, and you will have to
trust me" /" of eourss the agent will
tell you .he cannot do it, as til
agsinst the rules" then of course yor
can sbuse him to your hearts content
Cali him q "knave," "villain," tras
cal" or anything you choose. she
dare not retaliate, else "you" car
report him. Always if you do have
any money give him "mutilated coin
or some "foreign stuff" it is gooc
enough for the R. R. Co., and if th,
agent cannot remit it, che" may sent
other money, it is no affair o
yours. If you have no coin give hin
a ragged note that no one else vii
take. "He" is bound to take it, a
she" has had no orders to the CON
trary aud "you" know it. If 70,
have any large bills and no currenc,
or ragged notes, give him the larg
one, as che" has plenty of time t
change it, and besides he ought {
have the change ready, "he" has n
business to be out of small notes, an,
if late, the agent can get the conduc
tor to hold the train two or thre
minutes for you, as s'he'' has fuI
charge of "all" the trains, besides
what is two or three minutes whe,
you are all ready, but the agent
not, owing his slOaosto movements.
however the conductor is a crabbe,
fellow and refuses to hold the trail
for you, and you are left, then ye,
saa ''Piteh" Int The agent Aayhow
The news., 1882-02-16

A Western editor, in response to
subscriber who grumbles that his
morning paper was intOlerabIy damp:
"that is because there is SO much due
on It."
The news., 1882-02-16

II say, mister" said dirty look
ing chap, Twill that dog bite2" sGuess
got" replied Fogg. "Hs won't bite
you; or at least, l wouldn't if 1 was a
dog. You'd have to wash yourself"
The news., 1882-02-16

A Vermont couple have married
after a courtship Of twelve years,
during which the brides father has
put seven sets of hinges on the front
gate.
The news., 1882-02-16

Nothing in the world can make the
miserable man happy, and nothing
outside of himself can make the hap
py man miserable.
The news., 1882-02-16

MOdesty and ability go hand in
hand through the world, winning
success at every turn of fortunes
wheel.
The news., 1882-02-16
Sksfs Diseases.

"Swayne's Ointment" Cures the most
"Swayne's Ointment" ! inveterate cases
"Swayne's Ointment" ( skin disease, such
"Swayne's Ointment" as tetter, salt
'Swayne's Ointment ( rheum scald
'Swayne's Ointment" head barber 9
"Swayns's Ointment I itch, sores, all
"Swayns's Ointment" | crusty scaly itch
"Swayne's Ointment ing, skin erup-
Swayne,s Ointment" lions, and that
"Swayne's Ointment distressing, COM
saSwaynels Ointment plant, itching
"Swayne's Ointment piles, the only
"Swayne's Ointraenf' effectual cure, no
"Swayne's Qintmentn matter how OBJ
s'swayne,s Ointment stinate or long
standing. Ask for 1t and take no other.
1t cures where all else fails. Sold BY all
prominent druggists.
PILEsl ITCHING PILEsl-The symp-
toms of itching piles are moisture, like
perspiration, intense itching most at night,
seems as if pin worms were crawling in
or about the rectum. The more you
scratch the worse they itch; very distress
sing. The private parts are often affected.
DIR. Swayne's Ointment is the mcst. effec-
tive remedy extant for this tormenting
complaint. Gives rest at night without
the desire TO scratch. Also has no equal
in quickly eradicating letter, itch, salt
rheum, erysipelas, barbers' itch, pimples,
all scaly, crusty, itchy skin eruptions.
Here is the proof Certainly the best
remedy ever used in my practice" DIR.
Cotton, Woodstock, VT; troubled with
itching piles for over twenty years, it
cured me completely" L. S. Messer, En-
field, Me. Sent for fifty cents lin three
cent stamps), three boxes $l.25. By DR..
Syawne & Son, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold
by all druggists.
The news., 1882-02-16

Nothing in the world can make a
miserable man happy, and nothing
outside of himself can make the happy
man miserable.
The news., 1882-02-16

Women are not cruel by nature. We
never heard of one thouehtless enough to
step on mouse.
The news., 1882-02-16

Too many @ponies" of brandy will pro-
duce nightmares.
The news., 1882-02-16

A bill presented Is like = task com.
plstsd, bssauss II is done.
The news., 1882-02-16
I Deem It My Dssty TO Isl

- y = .
what DIR. Swayne's Compound Syrup
of Wild Cherry has done for me. /
had violent cough, night sweats,
sore throat, great weakness, with se-
we're attacks of hemorrage, gave up
all hope of recovery. I am cured, q
sound and hearty man.
EDWARD II. HANSON.
Engineer of Sweeney's Pottery,
1884 Ridge Avenue, Philadelphia.
Over twenty-five years have elapsed
and still remain q hearty man.
: Many are suffering from Colds
Dry, parched, sore throat, losing flesh,
bronchial and asthmAtic attacks. All
these dangerous symptoms are entirely
cured by "Dr. Swaynes Compound Syrup
Of Wild Cherry The first dose gives
relief, and the worst cough and sore
lungs yield to its healing properties.
Sold by all druggists at 25 cents and 81.
The large size is the most economical.
HOW TO TREAT YOUR WATCH.
Wind it up at the same time every day.
Keep 1t in as even temperature as pos.
alble. Sudden transition from heat to cold
may cause the handspring to break.
you would keep IL clean pever put It IN
any pocket except one of leather. Those
pockets which are lined with cloth, cot.
ton or calico, give by certain friction 9
fluff, which enters most Watch Cases and
makes its way to the delicate parts Of
the watch. See that the pocket IL turlsd
and cleaned often, and take an old linen
handkerchief and wipe carefully all the
dust from under the backs, bezel and
cap of the case. But above all you must
be sure that the Case fits firmly and to be
sure of this, select one where the paris
(center, backs, cap, &c. are each made
from one piece of metal
The JAMES BOSS PATENT STIr.
FENED OR FILLED GOLD WAToH CASE
is so made, and not only does such O
Watch Case become stronger aud fit more
perfectly, but it enables the manufacturer
to turn and form three pieces of metal
lthe outer ones being of gold and the
inner one Of 80 inferior meta) into shaps
for the round parts, making to all appear.
ances and practical purposes just ss good
Watch Case as the solid gold, at about
one-half the cost to the purchaser.
/ There are nearly one hundred thousand
of these Watch Cases now carried and
their good qualities are acknowledged by
'ns saTe nInoer o. nsppy Possessors.
Al 1eme.ers Keep mem aiso Illustrated
catalogues lor gratutions oistriounon.
Afsar s;x,aAn vs.rs co,,stont ,,tssr;,,c
D. r. v. G. cnred me of Dyspepsia.
RA Ronta
Cashier New York State BANKING Co.
Syracuse n Y.
Guaranteed bv all Drusrisis. 1v
| 70 Aour y. n. V. ". mas cured me o
Chronic Dlarrh@a, Urinal difficulties ane
Chronic Dyspepsia of Is years standing
james CoakIey, Bellisle. N. Y.
Guaranteed by all Druggists. 1y
DON'T DIE IN THE HOUSE.
Ask your druggist for Rough on Rats
1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs, reaches
vermin, flies, ants, insects, 15c. per box
o.u.,n
s,;nana nahsm $500; oE ahh .s;,s1; DlAppEH. A.
ur;narg ;g, n..sagss s d;.sased ,s J;sobarau ~ ~
uIiuey PessaseS, uisesseu uiscnarges
The news., 1882-02-16
Ocurv1 rp,s urppvOo

GCHUYLER'S EXPRESS,
y between Mount Holly and Philadelphia,
AL ordersleft ct his residel zee, No. 50 Button
wood street. Dobhins's bakery Rhees's and Elk
ing's book store, ]. Howard Shinn's and ]. z.
Deacon's VIII be properly and promptly atten-
ded 70. An experience Of over 20 yearsi is suf-
neientguarantee of his ability and trustworthi-
ness. Baggage called for and delivered. to ali
parts Of the town and city. n
Atmy Philadelphia ONCE. eltlarQe packares
mn1t BE left ct lo,S0, ssclocS A. NJ. end sInSU
5dis S'sssis. 'izzz zzkAf d: :scaur1ss,
The news., 1882-02-16
WHEN WE GET HOME AGAIN

BY "A. L. HIGH, co. I, 4 RECT, N. J. V.
Tune Wat for the Wagon"
The news., 1882-02-16
BRAIN AND NERVE

Wells Health Renewer, greatest remedy
on earth for impotence, leanness, sexual
debility, &C.. 81 at druggists. Prepaid
by express, $125. 6 for $5. E. s. WELLS,
Jersey City, N. J.
The news., 1882-02-16

CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.
Singing, smarting, irritation of the
urinary passages, diseased discharges,
cured by Buchupaiba. 81. at druggists.
Srepaid by express, S1.25, 6 for SIS. E.
P, WELLS. Jersey City, N. J.
The news., 1882-02-16

Your D. r. v. G. has cured me Of
Chronic Diarrhea, Urinal difficulties and
Chronic Dyspepsia of Is years standing.
james Coakley, Bellisle. N. Y.
Guaranteed by all Druggists. 1y
The news., 1882-02-16

DON'T DIE IN THE HOUSE.
Ask your druggist for "Rough ON Rats"
1t clears out rats, mice, bedbugs, reaches,
vermin, flies, ants, insects. 15c. per box.
The news., 1882-02-16

what DIR. Swsyne's Compound Syrup
of Wild Cherry has done for me. /
had q violent cough, night sweats,
sore throat, great weakness, with se-
we're attacks of hemorrage, gave up
all hope ofrecovery. / am cured, a
sound and hearty man.
lffff'
The news., 1882-02-16
HENRY's CARBOLIC sALyE.

Is the BEST SALvE for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, letter, Chap
ped Hands, Chilolains, Corns and all kinds
Of Skin Eruptions, Freckles and Pimples.
Get HENRY's CARBoLIc SALvE as all
others are counterfeits. Price 25 cents.
DR.. GREEN'S OXYGENATED BIT TIERS
is the best remedy for Dyspepsia, Bilious
ness, Malaria, Indigestion, and diseases of
the Blood. Kidneys, LIVER, Skin, etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-14
TELEGRAPHIC
Crimes and CasuaI,tes.

Milwaukee, IA Mrs Ladosch
found her grsndchild, nsmed Gaget
eating white powder, and tasted of il t,
see what the child was eating Both dice
and 1t was found the powder was patent
rat poison.
Chicago, 12.-After the sealed verdict.
hndIng Hawkins and Gibbons guilty of
gambling had been opened this morning.
another batch Of gamblers were put on
trial without jury and the testimony
began. 1t Is the intention OF the defend
ants 10 let the rem4inif 2 seventy casei
go by Default, AID appeal the whole
questIon u esupreme court.
Memphis, Tenn, - The BODY of
girl, 3 years Old, victim of the Golden
cay disaster ut Star landing, was
recovered. She is the daughter of Cap
tain }. E.'Kounz, OF w. Il. Stone. The
msiEs were burned on t. back.
Mo teVideo, II TIE Spanish brig
10 TetO, from Brunswick, Ia, for
M0ntevideo, was AbandUne1 al sea.
Three If the crew drow ned.
81. Paul, l2.-Red River il booming.
A pontoon bridge ut Grand Forks, DIT,
wa carried away with n large boom of
/ gs. Two hundred families were driven
OF the f as.
New York, ls.-Gee. NJ. Irwin aud
James Fisk, the St. joseph city bond
men, We're srraigned this afternoon. Tie
mayor, register and marshal Of St. jO-
seph were present. The register and
marshal addressed Fisk by the name of
VIM: Scott. They had with them q
reguisition from the governor of Mis-
souri,, and a verified sfidaVit of the |
register, cbargirg the accused with being
fuGitives from justice. The prifon,r.
were recommitted to the I'D inst, to |
comply with legal formslities
Little Rock, I3.-There il news from
Newton County, of no assassination on |
Monday night, Of William E4ves, q |
farmer living at the foot Of Gather |
Mountain. He was awakened by the
burning Of 8 fodder stack, and ran out
when some one fred double bArreled |
shot gun. The charges took effect,
causing instant death. He w4s struck |
by slugs and bullets in twelve places.
Twenty-six shots were found In the
boards and rails where be fell.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-14
The Twin Creek. Trouble.

New York, 12.-There seems to have
been some mistake regarding yesterday
report Of The secretary Of the interior on
the right of the Oregon Short Line Rail
way Company, to locate Its line on the
previously locate line o! the Utah and
Wyoming Railroad Company. The
text of the decision shows that the prior
location of the latter is admitted and con-
frmed. Secretary Kirkwood has per-
mitted the Il ing of maps Of the Oregon
Short Line Company in order to avoid
deciding upon the complet eness of the
trespsss Of the latter upon the right OF
way of the Utah and Wyoming Railroad
Company. subject to which right the
maps of the Oregon Short Line are ac-
copied.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-14
COMBINATIONS

Washington, l3.-The Senate con.
frmed W. Z. Chandler, secretary of the
navy; w. b. Hunt, minister to Russia;
J. R. Partridge, of Maryland, minister
to Peru; John h. Smith, of North Caro-
lima, minister to Liberia; Nm. Will
liAme, of Indiana, charge d'afsifes. Par
sgu.y and Uruguay; John J. Knox,
OF Minnesota, comptroller, of currency;
United States attorney, D. B. Searlss,
for Minnesota; United States mArshals,
A. Z. Botkin, for Montana; L. A. Ire
land, Utah. Chandler was confirmed oy
tweDty-eight yeas, twepty-four republi-
cans and four democrats, against sixteen
nays, all democrats. Only two formal
speeches were delivered, Bay ard against
sn1 Rollins for.
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That feeling Of bearing down causing pain, weight
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-14

New York, ia carload (about 25,-
600 puundsJ Of grAs--fed butter from
Point Raves dairy district was received
by John 5. Martin i Co. of this city,
yesterday. The butter WIS churned
about ten days ago aud WAS six AID q
hslt days coming from San Francisco.
1t was packed in large fat boxes in ten
pound rolls, q will be forwarded for
he Southern trade.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-04-14

MINING PATENTS.-Fun seta
CT blanks for application for Mining
Patents--approved form-to bS haS
az TIA HERALD O6c&
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1882-01-21

For some time past the young
folks have been enjoying the plea
sures Of the season, parties and
balls. Last Wednesday evening
quite a number gathered at Mr.
w Riddleberger's, at the X roads,
and all who shared the hospitality
of that much thought Of host, have
since expressed themselves as hav-
ing spent the evening very pleas
antly. The young folks of Mar
tins6urg, as usual, was not slight
ed, and quite a number of repre-
sentatives from that place were
present. Notwithstanding the night
was a very unfavorable one.
MI w L Riley, of Kearneys-
vile, moved to our town the first
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NOTES N COMMENT.

The exodus Of colored people from
South Carolina to Kansas has been
followed by a call for a convention
Of colored politicians in the latter
State.
The young men of Memphis ten
dered Jefferson Davis a dinner, but
he manifests no disposition to at
tempt the herculsan feat of eating
himself into popular favor.
A Dayton man attempted suicide
because he had had bad luck at faro.
1t is terribly grinding to the average
Ohioan to find luck against him in
these booming times.
Guiteau thinks it will have as good
effect to give his address to the peo-
pie as to deliver it to the jury. 1t is
not likely to reach a dozen friends
among the whole fifty millions of
the American people.
The Supreme Court of the United
States has decided that stocks and
bonds issued in one State and held
in another are taxable in the State
where held. This upsets David A.
Wells theory that they should not
be taxed at all.
1t is said that if the Government
assumes control of the Geographic
facilities of the country it will "creat
a monopoly in the hands of the Gov
eminent" Very peculiar. But
there is some consolation in contem'
plating II subject upon which the
Government may monopolize its own
powers.
Tewfk, the young Egyptian ruler,
keeps his court filled with poets and
theologians. He who wrote LET
me make the songs of a nation and l
care not who makes the laws
would be overjoyed if he could wit
ness this sublime system of govern
ment which rules by sentiment and
moral suasion rather than law.