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The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
NEWS.
PORT OFF PORTLAND.
TUESDAY. June 90.

Arrived.
Steamer City of Portland, Larcom, st John. NIB,
via Eastport for Boston.
Brig Sainval Coipel. (Br Spur, St Pierre, with
sugar to Geo S Hunt & Co. Vessel to Ryan & Kel-
sew See other columns for report
Sch sullivan Sawin. Rich. Baltimore-coal to Me
Cent RI.
Sch Teaser Wallace, New York-coal to Randall
& McAllister
Sch Irene, (Br) Swim, Clark's Harbor, NS-lob-
ster to Portland Packing Co.
Sch Elizabeth W Smith, Seavey, Cape Cod, 175
Sch Quivet Ellis. south shore-275 bbs mackerel
Sch Abdon Keene, Keene. Western Banks via
Bremen. where she landed 675 qtls fish.
Sch Julia $, OBJ Mcintyre. StJohn. NB-lumber
Sch Tanpis Scott, Rsdman, Bluehill-paying to
Collins Granite Co.
Sch John Nye, Joyce, Cash's Bank-246 bbls
Sch Idella Small, Robbins. Seal Island-172 bbls
mackerel.
Sch John somes, Clark, Matinicus.-1S6 bbls
Mackerel.
mackerel. Vessel damaged by lightning. See other
columns
Barque Ella, Matthews. Buenos Ayres-R Lewis
Brig Marths A Berry, Lee, Philadelphia-D W
Sch 6 j Willard, Wallace, Philadelphia G
Sch Glenara Br) Gilchrist. st John, NIB Gal
Sch Agnes. Turner, Bangor-Kenseli 6 Taqor
Sch Abby Weld. Gardner. Eastport-N Blake.
Sch W c Pendleton, Weber, Damariscotta-N
Blake.
sch Mary Elizabeth, Dunton. for Boothbay-D
Choate
SAILED-Barque Ella; briggs Mary G Haskell,
Martha A Berry; schs Andrew j York. G Willard,
f N Tower, Warren Crosby. Mariel and others.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
DEATHS.

In this city, June 10, Jane Morrill,. widow of the
late Charles Rolfe. aged rs years.
Funeral this Wednesday afternoon at 3 O'Clock,
at her late residence, 3S9 Danforth street.
In this city, June 20, suddenly, of heart disease,
Charles H. Starbird, aged so years months.
Funeral this Wednesday afteroon at 3 O'Clock,
at the residence of e. " Porter. No. 10 Green st.
Burial at convenience of the family.
In Scarborough, June 90 Anna Maria. daughter
of James aud Margaret Jordan, aged i 3 years 10
months ID days.
Notice of funeral hereafter.I
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

In Gardiner, June 10. Albert M. Bates of Gardi-
ner and Miss Lizzie Alison of St John, N. b,
In Rockland, June 6. Albert W. Butler aud Miss
Jennie W., daughter of Francis Cobb, Esq.
In Ellsworth. June 6, Melvin j. Lyman and Miss
Flora A. Stewart.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

LADIES are comforted by corresponding with
the lady proprietor of Healy's Tonic Pills and
Cordial. See adver tisement on this page.
CEpHALINE, taken cold, is an unequalled
Tonic for Spring.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

We are told that call flesh is grass" but
still, though this be bible statement, it isn't
safe to assume that every widow is grass
widow.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
SUMMER AgsEsAE GiETaENEs.
TEHgEE gRAPs PEg WEEK.

,,,-. ON AND AFTER 1a0N-
r. rs " DAN, MA Z 29ih, steam.
" 49, "a ssssvt era OF fais LINE VIII
rssssS=S7zz 55s--sSza5 leave Railroad W ssrfS
foot Of state street, every Monday, wednesday
and Friday, at p. ra.s Tor Eassl2ft sla -
John, with connections for Calais s99pllst9. -,
Andrews Pembroke HOulton, WOods.oog, Grand
Menan, Campobelle, Digby Annapoha, sarmosth-
Windsor, Halifax, MOncton, Newe2stio, Amnefsil
Pictou. shediac Bathurst, DaJhersie, Char
Ia4sstsuzr Esart Fairfield. Crane Fallss and o.hel
etatione On the 49,
ties, and Prince Edward Island Rnt koeas'
and Stage Routes. 4,
tY-FFeight received mp to 4 p. N. and any m
Formation regarding the same may be had at the
ONCE OF the Freight Agent, Railroad wharf.
For Circulars, with Excursion Routes, Jieksta,
State Rooms and further information Apply ~
Ccrlpany's Office, 80 Exchange ST.
T. G. HER5EY, President md sisnsges
my25 dd
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

NTOTHCE Ms HEREBY GIVEN that the
" subscriber has been duly appointed and taken
upon himself the trust Of Administrator Of the
estate of
CHARLES e. BIOXCEY, late of Boston, Mass
deceased and given bonds as the law dlroct All
persons having demands upon the estOte OF said de-
persons indebted to said estate are called upon 20
make payment to
CHARLES HUMPHREY, Administrator.
Yarmouth, june 9th 1882. jne7d1aw3wW"
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

you know that, Wilie?" ooh, heard some
men down at the store say that you killed
thousands of soldiers during the war" "Me?"
"Why, was beef contractor for the ARMY
eyes, that's what they saidi' explained young
innocence, as he slid for the kitchen.-Detroit
Free Press
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

Father, you are an awful brave man." said
a Detroit youth, as he smoothed down the old
mans gray locks the other evening. How do
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

THE face of humanity displays fewer pimples
than formerly. Reason-Glenn's Sulphur
Soap.
"H1LLs Hair and Whisker Dye" so cts.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
CATARR RI. EIys' Cream Balm
NERVOUS DEBILITY.

A Cure Guaranteed.
DIR. E. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
MEET: a specific for Hysteria, Dizziness, Convul-
sons Nervous Headache, Mental Depression, Loss
Of Memory, SpermatorrhCea, Impotency, Involunta-
~ Emissions, Premature Old Age, caused by over
ertion, selfabuse, over-indulgence. which leads
TO misery, decay and death. One box will cure
recent cases. Each box contains one months treat
lars; sent by mail prepaid receipt Of price. The
proprsetors John C. West Il Co., guarantee six boxes
Eol euro any case. With each order received for
six boxes, accompanied with five dollars, the pro-
prietors viii send the purchaser their written guar
antee to return the money if the treatment does not
effect cure. Guarantees issued through II. II.
HAY Il CO., Druggists, only agents Portland,
Me-, at junction Middle and Free SITS.
uov1b d&w1y46
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
l1st4se-5ssszzs
an9n MW&FSwnrm1y
Ear Snie.

A MAHOGANY bay horse, seven years old
"A weighs 1000 lbs Black joints. kinds and sound
i Press otIice, jun15d1w
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

Horsford's Acid Phosphate in Seasick-
ness.
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
SUNDAY TRAINS.

Trains on Boston Maine road connect with all
steam running between Portland and Bangor,
Rocklaud Mt Desert, Machias, EastporG, Calais,
St John and Halifax. Also connect with Grand
Trunk trains at Grand Trunk Station, and Maine
Central and Portland & Ogdenburg trains at Trans
fer Station
All trains stop at Exeter ten minutes for refresh.
meats First class Dining Rooms at Portland,
THROUGH TICKETS to all points West and
South may be had of "a. H.. Williams, Ticket
Agent, Boston g. Maine Depot, and at Union
Tickes Office. 40 Exchange st.
JAS. Il. FURBER, Gen. Supt.
s. III. STEVENS, Gen. Agent, Portland.
ie16 dit =
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
CEITEcEIRA AOAP.

An Exquisite Toilet, Bath, and Nursery Sanative
Fragrant with delicious flower odors and healing
balsam. Contains in modified form all the virtues
of CUTIcuRA, the great Skin Cure, and is indispen-
sable in the treatment of Skin and Scalp Diseases,
and for restoring, preserving, and beautifyng the
complexion andskia. The only Medicinal Baby Soap.
SCUTIouRA REMEDIES are the only real curatives
for diseases of the Skin, Scalp, and Blood.
Price: CUTIcURA REsoLyENT, $1.o0 per bottle;
CUTIcURA, SOC. per box; largo boxes ,$1.00; CUTI-
MEp1cINAL SHAVING SOAP. 15c. Sold everywhere.
Principal Depot, Weeks g Peter, Boston
IA W6JS&wSw
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21

MINIATURE faANAO............JUNE ri.
Sun rises. High water, tP M. 3.13
Sun sets. .........7.47 Moon sets......... 1855
The Portland daily press., 1882-06-21
Boston & Maine Railroad.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.

On AID after Mo nday, June ID, 1852,
pAasRNGER vyEEIEFcAVE
$500 -. n0s1v,1.,r
1==s=s=-, E 4 y IS EAND LOT A Sos U VI
CARRYING Boston at lU:45 a: M,
10, 4;55, lu;oO p. m. 5sps D.
NOEs FO tsEhAND az soV q. ni3 lz,s,V' o. 10y
IUo ?. m arriving at [orseu a. ~ 90, o; I'M
nI1s ~ P. Z. a. a. q ~ q - a m ! - 3s5
6.29 D. M BOSTON FOR OLD Or
Cssa-nsEp .,.r ss,ss az 8 90 P 90 = 20.
~, n - y p = "a. 49, asvyss xsnE~T at
GLE, S.4o 1923 a. m 100, 400, Ply, 9;o % Y.
M. See note2 s ets ,o CED ~sS SaE 70 *
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15

The UNIVERRAL STOMACH RITTFRS-bave
been fully tested, and carefully examined by Mr..
George kalteyer, a wel-known chemist and DR.. X.
Menger, city physician. Both declare then, to be
manufactured of pure herbs and the best of spirits
and recommend them to all suffering from weak
stomach. The Bitters also very effectual as a
preventative
Also keeps constantly on hand a well assorted
stock OF the best Liquors, Cognac and n ckberry
Brandy, Whisky, Kummel, Flor de Cafe, anisette.
Cordials, Etc
The Universal Stomach Bifters are manufactured
by H. Grenet, under the personal supervision Of
Mr. n. Keller, the inventor Of the renowned
AslakoH Bitteu. I-r,-sn,
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15

year. A couple of de bales weighed eight
hundred und de oder weighed nine hundred.
I knew de cotton would bring dwenty cents
bound, so. give Isam den cents for it, und
shust as soon as l buy it, Levi Cohen offers
me fifteen cents, but only wink at him und
asks him if he drinks vas more greener as
grasshopper. My gr-r-acious, Herman, vot
do you diuk, after shipped de cotton I found
out dare vas couple Of old cooking stoves in
Won bale, und about seek hundred pounds of
an old worn out saw mill in de oders, und
Isam vas in Arkansas, de tief. Ven de beo-
pie found it oud dey all laughed und said it
vas shoke, und got so mad dot didn't
sell dot cotton to Levi Cohen for fifteen cents,
dot vas in bed a week mid der rheumatism.
Herman, don't want noding more to do nit
de cotton pisness. "-[Boston Journal of Com
merce.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15

Visiting cards gwen away at the LIGHT
Office to subscribers paying six and twelve
months subscription in advance.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15
TIME FOR MEN TO FLY.
An Inventors Notion of What May be Done
with Electricity's Help.

with Electricity's Help.
From the New York Sun.
"There is no question about it." said Mr..
Crandall, the inventor, as he sat in his mechan-
ical study in Brooklyn, at work upon some
thing new. "a flying machine can be con-
structed, and as soon as get to my mark in
money-making am going to construct one.
am sure can do it. Of course the bird is
the model, just as the fish is the model for a
boat My notion is to make a body, egg
shaped, out of rawhide drawn over model
and formed when wet, and to suspend it be-
meath two large wings of papier-mache. These
wings, of course, will be made like birds.
1t has often puzzled me to know how bird,
after making its first leap from the ground
mounted higher and higher. have, am
sure, discovered the mechanical method, and
provide for it by filling the wings
the under side with thin shutters made
of light paper and opening down,
ward, so that when the wings are raised
against the air they will be sleeves, and the re-
sistance of the air will be lessened, and when
they are lowered they will beat solidly against
the air. These wings l should have made
upon a frame working in a socket with a ball
Joint where they touch the boat. Now, a
birds body hangs below its wings when it
flies. So should the boat of flying machine.
A bird can turn its wings almost at any angle.
The man in my flying machine can do the
same thing by pressing upon pedals in the
bottom of his boat. He can thus have perfect
control of his course, and lean shape it to any
point of the compass"
"What would be your motive pOwer?"
ELECTRICITY. would run the wings by an
electric engine, operating a crank in the mid
die of the boat. l calculate that the rawhde
boat will not weigh over ten pounds-and
that the electric engine would be of about the
same weight. The wings would be about fif-
teen feet long, and the speed of'the machine
would depend upon the velocity at which these
wings may be worked. See what weight in
body the gossamer wings of humming bird
carry, or the wings of humble bee. Yet
they fly at great speed because they move
their wings with great rapidity. q. l think that
with batteries of bottled electricity and the
tiny electric engine of great power, the flying
machine is taken ont of the category of dreams
aud appeals to the inventive faculties of prac-
teal men.
81 believe that before another century is
gone by men may have flying machines on
their housetops in Brooklyn, that they can
take seat in them, turn tiny switch, and
put their feet upon their pedals, unfold a
morning paper and cross over TO New York
with as little concern as they now feel in
feryboat, or as they may some time, sooner or
later, feel on the bridge. The plan is simple,
and as am not ready yet to begin it, hope
some other inventor will take it up"
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15


Texas pine, rough, per thousand ....... sas 90
Texas flooring, I. and G., dressed, per M 90 90 |
Texas boxing. dressed, per thousand. 90 90 |
Yellow Pine, dressed. * and ~ per M. 20 90 |
Yellow pine, L. and e., per thousand. IS 90 |
Flooring, y. p, all heart 7. and G., perm 40 90
Boxing, dressed, yellow pine, per M. IS 90
Siding, 3s, dressed. yellow pine, per M. IS 90
Ceiling, 7S, dressed, yellow pine, per M. IS 90
Siding. 81, dressed, yellow pine, per M 90 50
Ceiling. 81, dressed, yellow pine, per M. 90 50
White pine, from to a, per thousand. 70 90 |
Siding, 3s, white pine, per thousand. .... 81 50
Ceiling, ", white pine, per thousand. ..... 90 50
Poplar, per thousand Observation-Disclosures. 90 90
White oak, per thousand. ............. 60 90
Sawed cedar, per thousand. .......... 90 90
Failing. white pine, d. and H., per M.... 40 90 |
Failing, yellow pine, d. and II :, per M. IS 90
Palhg, yellow pine, rough, per M. 80 90
Laths, white pine, per thousand ...... ? 50 |
Laths, yellow pine, per thousand. ...,. 50 |
Shing les, Long 4 Co.'s 80. X" per a.. 90
Shingles, all heart cypress, per M ...... 6 60 |
Shingles, cypress, second quality, per NJ. s 50
Shng les, cypress, third quality, per M. S 90
Shingle yellow pine, per thousand ... 4 50 |
Shingles, "Shoo-fly," per thousand 4 oc
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15
Lawyers and Delay.
From the New York Graphic.

FROM the new ork ufaphlc.
Lawyers-some lawyers, at least-do much
to obstruct and delay the wheels of justice
during their lives, and even in their death
they are made to serve the same i'll purpose.
To the ordinary lawyer-in fact, to almost all
lawyers-nothing save a fee is SO charming as
a delay, an adjournment, a postponement-
anything that will protract trial, or carry
over case, or otherwise delay decision. So,
when lawyer dies, nowadays, no matter how
pressing may be the business of the courts,
nor how ha d delay may be upon witnesses,
iurymen and clients, the death OF the dear de-
parted is made the excuse for an immediate ad-
i6umment of all the courts in which he may
ever have practiced, and the whole business OF
these tribunals is thus brought to dead halt
for whole day. The theory of the thing is
that the intelligence of the death OF their be-
loved brother in the law has so affected the
Judges and the lawyers so as to incapacltate
them from the discharge of their ordinary du-
ties Their eyes are SO filled with tears that
they can not see their brief or read their
notes, while their hearts are SO softened
by prief-so 'tender," as T. T. once ex-
pressed the same idea, although in a differ
ent connection--that they could not bully a
only thing left to be done is for each one OF
stricken members of the confraternity to seek
the seclusion of his own closet and there pour
out his soul in sorrow. This is the theory Of
the business, but the hard fact concerning it
is that the death is simply made the excuse
for hold " at the expense of the ax-payers
and the suitors, and that, instead of shedding
bitter tears over the body Of the dead brother,
the survivors, when not engaged in playing
billiards or drinking punches, are giving their
powerful minds to speculations concerning
how much of his practice they may gobble up,
how much money he left, and whether his wi
dow will be likely to marry again. This hum
bug is really grave nuisance, and should be
abated. 1t was only the other day that the
death of an estimable member of the bar was
made the excuse for the adjournment during
the day of the general term of the supreme
court, the special term of the supreme court
and the surrogate's court, while other courts
likewise suspended their business and caused
postponements of business by entertaining mo-
lions respecting the character of the deceased
and listening to long orations in his honor.
To lawyer three things are especially pre-
cious and sweet-a good fat fee, delay and
the sound of his own voice.
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15
HOffenstein, the Dutchman.

"How do you dink de cotton pisness will
come oud dis year, Misder Hofenstein ?"
said Herman, as he busted off shoe box and
arranged an overcoat on pile of clothing.
"Vell, dot vos a pisness," replied Hoffen-
stein, swat I don't like to EXPRESS myself
aboud, und ven efer dink uf the money vat
l advanced, und vat nefer get any more, I
gets SO mad dot feels will die right away
mid de aboblexy. De first dime dot l vent in
de cotton pisness, keep leetle sdore in de
country, und-nefer mind hanging up dose
pants, Herman, de flies vas too bad. If you
hang up someding vite they will speck plack,
und if you hang up someding plack they will
speck vite-I dink dot no vun can swindle
me, but vas mistaken. Herman, dake my
advice, und if you hat sdore in de country,
don'd advance noding on de cotton crop.
vas svindled dot way"
'"Who vas it svindled you, Misder Hoffen-
stein?"
at vas a niger, Herman, und his name
vas Isam. My GRACIOUS, efery one says he
vas de best niger the whole goundry around,
und ! advanced him cloding, shoes, brovi-
sions. und dollar und half musket, for vich
I charged him only nine dollars, und he vas
to let me buy all of de cotton ,vot he makes.
Won dey dell him if he gets de first cotton of
de season in he will get premium on it, und
he saws he viii hat dree bales week before
any one else. Veil, it wasn't long
ven Won day Isam, NIT wagon
und a goubie of mules brings dree
bales of cotton to my sdore, de FIRST Of de
The evening light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1881-1883, 1882-02-15
How to Drain.

From the Drainage Journal
On level lands where the average crop in
FIVE years runs low, and the land by nature
rich, it is safe proposition for the tile manu-
facturer if the farmer honestly performs his
part of the contract.
On rich, level lands that need drainage and
need it badly, it will pay twenty-five per cent.
annually on the investment and in some in
stances more.
We desire to impress upon the minds Of
every one beginning to drain, that it is econo-
my to begin with thorough work. Do Moth
ing in permanent investment of this charac-
ter temporarily. Look forward to the time
when the whole of the land, needing drainage,
shall be thoroughly drained. Begin right and
it will end right, with industry and enterprise.
Open drains intended to be used as an outlet
for tile drains, should be excayated deeper
than it is intended for the the to enter, and
graded to an angle that will not slip down
from the sides. In kifferent soils and clays
different angles are required. When open
can be made underdrain, they ought to be
avoided, for the reason that they take up land
that should be in cultivation, and not unfre.
quently become plague spots in the field,
harbor for weeds and other pests.
There is more talking out in meeting" in
France about Gambetta now than before his
downfall. Certain factions even among the
republicans like him none too well, and to
them Daudefs portrait of the late premier in
'Numa Roumeslan" is perfect likeness.
Gambetta's inordnate political ambition no
one denies. He is now openly accused in
some quarters of fragrant corruption. 1t is
certain that ten years ago he was about as
poor as the traditional church mouse. 1t is
also certain that he is now very rich. BY
many his fortune is estimated at from 81, Co.,
900 to $Io,ooo,ooo. Now, as one of his enc
mics remarks, "no man can honestly earn SO
much money in the public service in ten
years." To the ex-premier such little pricks
are doubtless only Aea-bites; but there is a
sting in them none the less. There are still
some evidences that honesty is the best world
ly policy.
In New York they have added ashes
to the catalogue of explosive substan.
ces, the most deadly of which hereto
fore have been millstuffs, varnish and
empty whisky barrels. Nothing so far
has been heard from refrigerators and
rock candy.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1882-01-26
practica. information,

"Whsi is rack rent, d,ld?' inQuive, q
Young Comstocker who had been rs.Ii
!na the rews from Ireland. -'
Thspa.iant parent laid down theetock
list and replied: 'Do you know i.om
lnuch Charge Air. Bosgart5 sc1 ais
room up-stairs?"
Iesar; Sl2 @ nonth."
"Weu, now, suppose Ml. Hoggarty
should take it into his head to have, 1t
MS own expense, new paper put On tho
will. the ceiling Uhitened, ana 81 tie
furniture mcnded, the ioua would icoh
q heap sight prett:er, wouldn't it?"
"Lor' /" murmurai the Intelligent
boy. - ...J
We'll, il the minute Bo:garty had
got all these improvements made should
go up, and look around, and emile, and
jingle my money in my pocket, and re-
marx, 'This Is pretty good scrt Of 8
layuu. feI g single naD, Boggn1ty, and
you have altogether too soft a thing:
ycur rent will be $50 month hereafter,
what would you think OF it 2"
The mnccens child giggled end said,
"Thot would be cheek, woulda't ii,
daiY"
"Det your money on it, my boy" ro-
pied the father, beasning kindly upon
Lis oGspring. THAT would be ,lck-
renting Mr.. Boggary, and if he Kicked
aa.d claimed that al the Improvements
lnd been made by him without costing
me cent, and I should dre bin cut,
that wouid be eviction I VIII now,
continued the parent, warming up,
briefly review the history OF ireland
OF the past 100 yea1a When Br.en
b,jll.u-"
Hut his con bad fed FlyUiato cry
Cltyoslicio. .I -.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1882-01-26
Changing LIZ; Eeiigioa.

"L'n be dinged ef doan bi'evo in DC
prcdaspe,nation doctrine" remarked
Wooiy Gavin, tho preacher, to a paity
u brethren.
. "On what fabricationncnt 90 theot-
Ioalisin do ya1 pl.ico dc sibews 90 yc,
r,tsionsina.,on ?" asked Toney, the phi
toeoIheT.
"lDIn me dem words 80 I can commit
tai doIn To uuderstandin', Toney,S 10
quoste3 Calvin, tuning With . DcsocGA-
ing expression.
"No. slr. said the philosopher, with
emphasis. II 60: nay larnin by de
sweat Of my brow ct G night school oOer
a libcry stable, an dossa't peroose to
gin it away fur 1s,.hin'. Whom l fiaes
out any;blu', an yer can ke,oh ht, al
rgh., on. doan' OK MS te: mako yer "A
present OBJ my encyclopaedia i-Il
g 'Scuse me, Toney, | didn't tend t,sr
rob yer. Bot ez ter das predos'csna-
tom business. In my church. :,u I'-c
I. pi2cn Methodist l hez Iicrs fout
Ca; doctrine Now, I hez been 'vinsca
Oh hat au' viii hab ter chaags NY
l,sicrn. II! tell yer hs~ l vus 'yinooa
Yesterday no-nin' when l cano slong
dawn Dc sueet. thought dis way tor
myself: Now, seq !, 'ei hit is tended
IL: 1no te1 GIT drunk tr Gay, Uss IL
swine ter Go hit
Wall, how did dat prubc ds o1>>
trihe oh predespernAtOn?"
II got drunk"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1882-01-26
His TestimOaial.

Pa.entmedicine sdvertsements usu-
ally display such monotonors devotion
to the making Of s1travsgant claims and
the relating Of miraculous cures,
that It is refreshing to find one d en-
tirely different character. A catarrh
doctor IN q neighboring city closes q
circular, which contains not single
Testimonial" With the following tan
genital fight OF rhetoric: when Z
look at that vast Aeld, filed with the
pale nations d The dead, and the bend
ing stones covered Yith mosA, I shed .
tear and say: 1gnoraoce ,ushered
thousands tharA They deep under tie
solemn pines, the sd heinlocks, tie
te?rful willows and the embracing vines.
They sleep beneath the shadows Of the
clouds, careless alike d sdnAhine or Of
storm. each In tho windovless palace.
I have one sentiment ie catarrhal peo-
PIE living a dad Cheers ioR tho Nv
ND: teaSs f0 ~ daad."-Nac Tork
1t10sa>e f j. qo,71D W