Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1882-03-01

BREvITIEs.
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Orocksry weather: Muggy days.
For cut flowers, 70 70 400 King strsst.
Mirrors from osnts to sl.o4 st %. store.
blood relations: Reports Of murder oass
Parker, cuppins and leschins, los e. Sc
ond street.
Railrond aocIdsnt4n New Jersey "A pun
tusl train.
Oannibsls sometimes have their neighbol
ct dinner.
St Patriok's Day is beginning to brush U
It's Ould beaver.
Ambrosla (fine cut), "F0od for the Gods,
at Mullins, West Front street.
Fine Ia K. Plain Gold Rings, at e.
Hanfs. is East Fourth street.
Probably they call them State-prison bird
because they are sent tossing Sing.
A counter irritant: The shop keepers quer,
anything else to-day
Ayers Superior Dry Hop Yeast for sale o
II East Fourth street, Boyd 4 Booker.
Shakespeare used to drink. Un the stag
he was Titus Andronicus.
Take care Of the pence at prize fight snt
the pounds Will take care Of themselves.
| We fear that too many Of our politician.
are content with clvil-surface reform.
There is frequently a good deal Of brim
stone connected with wedding match.
Why Is an Utice holder unlike bunion
One sticks out and the other sticks In.
The Romans had no Nv" in their alphabet
and yet they used waters all the same.
A matrimonial paradox: What is there
that beats good wife A bad husband.
II one dog can be placed on scent, how
Get YOUR Photographs " Hollands gallery
Some 0 born BARRIERS some achieve tho
barberOus, AMI some have barberism thrust
upon them.
sins card photographs for u, stHollsnd'I
gallery, No. 1 Third street, betweenMarket
and King.
Philadelphia has an artist named Sword.
When eight years Of age no was only little
bowie.
The most prominent mon in the country at
the present time are statesmen and prize
fighters.
Oscar Wilde reminded the Rochester Sun.
fatted calf
We are sorry to inform our road ers that
the attempt 70 make brandy out Of, shaw.
ings Is failure.
One hundred and fifty years ago last We'd
nesday, old Mrs. Washington was about to
become grandmother of her country.
Ifyeu want a nrst class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 60 to W. W. Wood.
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Luck: 1t is said "Fortune knocks once at
every mans door" In most cases II must
have Knocked whom the man was out
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 90
to L. +. Adair's, 2O7 Market street and see
his goods and learn his prices.
II you are speculating In stocks make the
acquaintance of q professional billiard player
He can always give you points.
MRS. Dsvll' is the name Of a new vera
bOuffe In Paris. 1t is presumed that the her
oine will appear in Satin dress.
SIS he doad 2" asked sympathetic lady
regarding a cart horse which had fal. en- on
the Ice. Not dead, but sleepeth," replied
her escort.
"Ever do anything heroic ?" said the Yer.
mont man. N reckon did. l once went bail
for neighbor of mine who wasn't worth two
cents.'
Out of twenty eight men In Nebraska
crowd not one of them knew how to wind up
ant animal.
There are no less than nineteen "Bald
Mountains" In the United States. Whom
mountan begins to shed its hair there's no
cure for ii.
"Yes," said the farmer, "barbed wire fence
is expensive, but the hired man doesn't stop
to rest for five minutes on top of it every time
he has to climb it,
Fogp says he was rr az hapt led, but he
went TO ohurcn whore there was splIhxiing
of sinners in the congregation, and he was
one of them.
Small boys have been cured of bad habits
by the laying on of the hands. There Is no
virtue, however, in the hands laid on by
quack doctor.
The Intelligent compostor left out the let
ter d in a Llragraph about a beautiful ac
tress, and Informed the public that crows
fiocked to see her wherever she went.
A young man from Eau Claire,
Who was some on swear,
Was going by rail to the West
When something went wrong
He Ripped 1t out strong
For he swore with terrible zest.
"Traln up Q child in the way he should
Ro," says the proverb but 1t is we'll II yoa
want to do the thing properly, to travel, in
the first instance, by that train YOURSELF"
Baldwin, the Newark cashier. IS a gate
keeper at the Trenton prison. 1t Is under. |
stood that the gate Is securely hung and
would be difficult to dispose Of, anyway. If he
should take it.
Printers make better generals than even |
the graduates Of West Point, because of their |
ability Of handling columns and forming /
lines in the midst Of the greatest confusion.
When some one can invent a tve-barreled /
revolver which can be sold for twenty i've
,ents, every city can do away with at least
.wo school. houses at the end Of the year. 1t Is
simply necessary to buy little more burying
ground.
He said "Will you excuse me, sir? and
he gentleman addressed excused him. He
ying." And the gentleman said no was
ylad to hear It," and walked OH.
Mary had vaccine scah
Upon her snow white arm,
She warned her beau to this effect
For fear he'd do 1t HARM
But when they came to part that night,
She gave him mighty grab
And whispered thug me awful tight,
And never mind the scab.'
Whenever YOU write a love-letter to mar
led woman date IL "ApIil H. Then II the
husband finds 1t, clap him on the shoulder,
point to the date and say with burst Of
aughter, "Fooled again old fellew
NOT AT HONE.
Love stood upon the door step,
And twirle about the pin,
And whispered through the keyhole,
us any one within?'
But she was busy sweeping
And dustiug high and low,
And he his books was deep in,
So they let him knocx and go.
Better the book unwritten,
Better unswept the floor,
Than such sweet and seldom visitor
Turned from the thankless door.
I'm Excellent Thibg for Circus
Org Mutations.
Mr.. A. Nathans, one of the mana