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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25
Nothing short of UnmistakabIe Ben
efitS

Conferred upon tens Of thousands of sufferers
could originate and maintain the reputation
which AYERS SAasAPARILLA epioys. Itiss
compound of the bsst vegetables alterasves
with the Iotides of Potassium and Iron,-sl
powerful, blood. making, blood. cleansing and
lite.sustsinipg-andi Ia the most eifsctu,l of all
remedies for scrofulous, mercuri.l or blood dis.
orders. Uniformly successful On d certain /. p'o.
ducss rapid and connete cures Of scrofuc,
Cores. Boils. Humors, P.mples, Krup!iors chin
Diseases and all disorders arising from inquiry
of the blood. By It's iDS igorating effsc,s i: all
ways relieves and often cures Liver Complaints
FtmIe Weakness and Irregularities, and las
potent remover of waning vitality. For purify
II tbs b:ood it has no equal. It tones up tie
System, restores and preserves the health sDd ir.
been in extensive use, and ia to-day The mos
Available medicine for the erf.ripg sick
For sale By all druggists.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25
Panama Canal

LONDON. March 25.-A B=rlin dispatch 10
the Morning Pos. ssys: German wirkmen and
srch'itc;s ara beics engaged f5r the Papsns
Csnal"
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EenRiniam.

-. LONDON. Mascl 25-A dpateh to tie
IT, IS finn Dabln says: ''fhsre can be lite
otrps shss fenlsnizm IS terribly rampant here"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25
DIED.

Msreh :: 5. q! the residence Of be. fon, ", Z.
Smith. &,s. MARY OATHARIan AOOE6:
widow Of the l,le W. q. smi.h, in the u :"
yosr of her aga ~ Funeral # IN her les
residence, corn sr Ct alfred and Wo IF street. a.
four o'clock p. m. Monday. thu 27:h.-[WssA'
and Rica. pape:s please copy.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25
MARRIED.

In the Bpiscopal Ohu:ch a. Chantilly, F'i;-
fax county, Va, on the s:h dsy of March lssa
Dy the Rev.. Z. Smith. MI. k0hULgs
PRESGRAVES, OF Loudoun county.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25

Disappointment: in us,,eis Of pl:ssu,e is
hard % bcrrt; 10 matters IF cliap te,I,b il
becomes crus. Di. Bale Cough S,ruo ne1-
er dlsappoios those who use is f., chs.iosto
coa2aF, cold. irri:stion st throat s1d Ioces.
etc.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25


Som, of ths republican newspapers Of Bastl-
more 6cd fault with MI. Goruan for retsiL-
leg the presidency of tho Chesapeake and
Ohio Capal. Uopre iad,c:d people. 90 tee
o,ntrsrS, 6od i. bard 10 $40 wherein Dir. Coz
mat fault lies. inssmuch as 90 las! Tuesday
he rcpes.ea VIDA. hs ta1 done year before,
which was to tender bis resignation 10 the mset-
log of The stockholders cf lhs coupsoy aod TO
bag it's sc,ep.arc,. 1t would pevcr d, fJr Mr..
German to quit the ofios and let .he important
lnttres.s of tbs c.oal take care Of themselves;
a,d az tho stockholders IL the c,m pany will t OF
accept his resignation b1d cleo. his SUCCESSOR.
The fault. il sny. il theirs. not bis. Blu; lhose
best informed 10 rcgsrd 10 the # Its Of tie
o,ns|. sly there is 10 t,ni. il Ihs matter that
Mr.. German as prcsiiou. Ct the cimpluy Is tie
right msu 10 the right place. and that The
hands the canal would surely fail into, w,re
Mr. German to leavs it DOW, would b. these OF
Artc,ivsr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1882-03-25

Among the it'll, items Of personal c,m!crs
and economy are Ayers Pills. They ere tie
ready remedy which defeat many tisoldMs
if taken 10 season, ard shoul1 be KEEP, 10 Every
family.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

Daily except sunlEy. 1ssa- - -lI-----------
tSteubenrille Accommodation. traIn dur.
ms the day passes backward aud forward between
Maittns Ferry and B.llalrc: stopping when required
~ ihS sherman ,; House, Gtuavile, West Wheeling
I Masilon Accommodation. !, q 5i sEgs
est. Clhirsville Accommodation,
e, u, v. 4 W. Trims run BY ColumbNS time. =
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22

OF tho interest OF the Western iarmer-that
Igivc TO the protecting system my decided
and unqualified support. Born aud reared
In that section Of the country which, here.
tolorc, has been, md still 10, almost exclu.
siyely agricultural; standing in situation
M which the affairs Of tho Shusbandnan,
whether prosperous OF, adverse, have been
familiar 10 my observation, l know their
wants, ] understand their interests,
and shall endeavor TO speak their language.
Every portion Of the world was searched
by our intelligent merchants, and all com.
bined did not furnish Il market adequate
10 our surplus productions. Every farmer
In Ohio long knew and felt the pressure
consequent upon this state OF things. Year
nlter year their stacks OF wheat stood IN.
tllrcslled, scarcely worth the manual labor
Of separating the grain from tho straw; 30
low WAS Il reduced, In comparison with
manufactured articles, that have known
forty bushels Of wheat given for u pair Of
boots; such was tho state OF things In the
Western country prior TO, and at the time
OF, tho revision Of tho tariff In ls24n
Tho quotations that Mr.. Turner makes
from Mr.. Hewitt, show that our foreign
market Is necessarily iluclualing and I'm.
reliable and often quito limited. 1t Is
therefore 10 our great home market-tllo
market that consumes 90 per cent OF our
prod,lct-that We must look. In proper
ton MS We extend our manufacturing, OF
every kind and variety, in that proportion
will our farmers have great market at
their own doors. We do not say that 1t
will be necessary to have n high tariff 10
keep up this diversified industry. Every
year, us invention does its work and com.
petition chcapens production, the nee.
essity for anything more than u
revenue tariff will decrease. But reve-
nue. tariff at this time virtually mcass n
protective tariff. We cannot raise $780,.
100000 Of pensions, s05,OOo,OOO Of interest,
and $4,000, 900 Of miscellaneous expendi.
turc except by keeping up tariirthat will
raise Se00,000.000, the amount raised Inst
year. When, therefore, Mr.. Turner avows
himself Tor revenue tariff, he is, rs the
case stands today, an unwilling advocate
Of protective tariff, and, therefore, except
rs to his free trade theories, there Is no
special margin OF difference between us.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
CARD OF THANKS.
EOR SALE,

FOR SALE SALE
and Thirtlcth Streets cheap. aIsrFr
100 shares Pittsburgh & Western Railroad Stock.
VIII sell at large discount Stock paid up In full
comfortable home oil Indiana street; house :
rooms: full lot, well improved. E!stFl
Texas Land Scrip good for Gio acres, for 5000
Loans negotiated. 8. .sl 81 .Ir.'..f.
Tiyp #Ha- H..r. ~. Ht.tH#.tH-. 20. n n gNITtT Z
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
70 EDUCATIONAL, y7eiI
iF'Els-Msl.A'ALl.E SCHOOL AT =.
The National :tit5'l nj Capita,
-. ? ~ q u $50
EDUCATIONAL,

school a. tho National Capital, n Ro HISh Female
Rnl Day School for Young Ladies I ~ l'oatdIns
WEDS@DAG In sElTEMlEK In ,he SG , IIIlInk
o,, To'irsse Shp .lfse ~ NJ ~ AEhs, bsa
aSisted BY complete corrs Of Masle,x psu WI %
facility viii be afforded 10 students 4, AnI steY
CLASSES, while tho preparatory departnsnna lvancl
cclyc most thorough attention, 'iieh' will 10.
The modern languages viii iotp, -
feature OF the school. For iuliMtticn ptOnllnenl
the Principal. I.aI.t wllLiNN b. a IA a,iidtei
Apr26pswAwi = liii II. 81. N. W.. WS.i'iaahEll1
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22

"DuglMo the early part OF last October,
had u severe attack OF rheumatism In my
right knee" says Mr.. J. G. Conner, of The
Royal Opera House, Toronto, Canada. 81
used many so.called Rheumatic remedies
without receiving any apparent benefit. OBJ.
serving that St. jacobs OIL was being constant.
ly recommended by many Of the leading
members OF our profession, / decided TO give
1t trial. From the first application com.
menced to improve, and before had used
two.thirds OF bottle | was entirely cured.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
NOTICE.

Nolloh n.
No ysitoH-Glassmakes or othcr-will be per.
mtted 10 visit our factory or any part Of It, unlc,,
with n permit from tho Office. No permit will be
given except for business reasons. IN
A desire 10 see the works and the manner OF ma.
king glass will not DO considered u sufficient rcn.
son Any one having bllsliiesS with any OF the
init Of delay, must come to the oillce for permit
This prohibition Is Issued OH account Of serious
interference with work and business
ly2l HOBBS, BROCKuSIER 4 co.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
DIED.,

1lESS-0n Friday, July q, lsSa, at . O'Clock r.
". SELMA. daughter OF Henry X. and Lena Hes,
deceased. aged Is months and days.
Funeral this Saturday afternoon at O'Clock
from the residence Of her grandfather. George
zoectler, Jr.. al Fulton. Friends Of the family are
invited to attend. lnterment at Greenwood Gem,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY

NINE departments OF study: ter, hooL' ,'l,,
AT COST: calendar Arranged to mil tssr furnished
Eeltcs for ono year from ti75 to 500 nN, e.
liberal thorough Fall term begins FpT TTaTsa
d ISL At!endansc last year iSm ccl sast !
Number 81 Students sfI saue, s sS. =, and Territories
ylouS TsIl %. '''' 'O' ~H !ean Pr
,'s'For catalogues and other information .,,,.
INC Acting President, D. b. PURiSTOS 70
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
PROFESSIONAL CARDS,
THE YELLOWSTONE VALLEY.

I.lls5, GLgSDIvE, N. T.. July !, ISL
Having removed from West viGinla. to the gts!!
Yellowstone Valley in Montana Territory, whet
propose 70 mike my home for the future. and en-
gage III the Real Estate Business, ScCnre Home
hteads for settlers, OH Government Lands also Y
cure farms from the Northern Iarifc Ralr0Ad 10y
settlers, 80 they will have place to locate on am
val, without the trouble or exIense Of hunting
desirable location. q, -.
will buy and sell all kinds Of Real Eia'e of
non-rcstdents rs well III citizens OF the Territory.
Opportunities unexcelled to purchase the let
lands, now offered for sale At low prices. which a.
year or two will be worth five to ten times ihtif
present cost Ny facilities for tralActing baaness
with the U. s. Land 0lllce UNSURPASSED. thhgss
moderate. Correspondence solicited. o,r
Il Ss,I.l., q y5;7s' 80 GEO. K. TlSGLE
jyl.D4w ~ Gendirc. H. T..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22

!flourishing agricultural population is
StheiYerys basis Of tho prosperity Of nation,
Especially Of Sour%republic, extended and
fertile rs are its fields; wide and varied as
are it's climee; and ills with a view to the
advancement Of that Enthusiastically
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
Old Fair Ground.

Four Menagcrics Combined Three Great
Aquarium, 1lippodromatic Sportsand Cor.
ge0us Oriental Spectacular Displays Equaling
nearly all the Shows ID the Universe com.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
SCHOOL OF ART.

All persons who desire Instructions, p
Hand and Model Drawing, Water Colo,in. y, ~
Painting, and China Painting, are reon' sU!
to call at the School OF Art oyer W II p,'
hart 4 Bros China Store, 1915 Market ,,, s4'
between 0 o'clock and l2 o'clock A. v y
from o'clock to s o'clock ~. @
, !, -, J, Y L. NlNoN, Mast.s
Late Student Of tho South KensInrtOa !.
Gallery, London, England AZ
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22

ST. GEORGES HALL, AN UNSUR.
~ passed Boarding School for l.oyy and Yonny
Men, ReisteItown,. Baltimore county Warrlsnf
prepares for the Universities and COLLEGES n; IJ,
ness. SO q year. Prof.. J. c. KlSEIR, 4 N
Principal. Circulars with references seut.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22

THE HANNAH MORE ACADEMY
Il near Baltimore, for Girls. noted ior bpal,b,a,
ness, careful training thorough instruction and ,be
influences OF Christian home, The ueIt te NJ,
Will begin Sept. Goth. Rev. ARTHUR j. RlcI II
d kclstefSt5wn, Nd. ,riaE,.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
DRUGGISTS.
A WORD IN SEASON /!

.p.ovide yourself with bottle Of GUNDY,5
CHOLERA AND DIARRllGA MIXTURE. You
may iced It either at home or abroad. Price q
cents. Prepared md sold BY 80 - 80,
LOGAN & CO.,
Druggists, Bridge Corner.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22
MARIETTA COLLRGR,

Location In beautiful town In Southern mi,
IT. me Mouth Of the Musk!ngum river In srS Sss
Iui ohefaati3n iorty seven years Two couse, d
Us to Greek. Expenses moderate. Over S1W0 ,6
umes N lis libraries recent beGIlcst h. ' n.
creased the number OF sclOlaShipS. The p,s,. y,
Tory Department ITS students for each Of tbe tSrrs
courses. Fall term bcgins Sept. Marietta, q ~
lya -tfass5grH /, ", ASUREWg p,,,tJaa,E
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-07-22

r IsT OF LETTERS
Remaining In the rOstOillce at Wheeling, Ohio
county, ". fn, Saturday, July 90 1857 TO Oh
tain my Of the following the applicant must ask
Tor advertised letters, giving date Of list: II
- LADIES' LIST.
hrmbruster Miss Tcrcsia Hook. Miss Minnie
Brown, Mis- Minerva Marsh. Mis- ARryD.
Eckenrood. Miss Agnes Scott Mary
Fcwhull Mrs. Mary Wells, Ms. Emma,
GENTLEMES'S LIST.
Colsie, Alfred Morchousc, Joseph
iinGkensmlth, 7. McSeail,J.
lngle, 3: II. Patterson, John
james. WIN. Stubs, A, FI
Jobes, WIN: Stuttlcs, Salathlal
niis, COL Ias; I. wnrncka, Ludwl:
~ FOREIGN LIST
Dlumrcutcr. Adolph. A
FIRM LIST.
!, Dunn, McSsrs .s-st
!y9 II. STERLING, Pm.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13
MISCELLANEOUS,
r REGISTRATION!

THE REGISTRATION BOOKS
i will be opened for the Parish of
Rapides, for the purpose of registering
all unregistered voters, at the follow
ing places, on the dates stated, to- wit :
Alexandria, September 9th and 9TH.
PinevilIe, September 9Th and 9th.
Tramway, September 18th.
New Poland, September 18th.
Labat's, September 10Th.
Prairie, September Goth.
Big Island, September Dist.
Boreland's, September ed.
Wells Store, September 25th.
Red Store, September Goth.
DeLoach, September 9th.
Horns, September 28th.
Union Church, September Goth.
Weems Store, October I'd.
Lecomte, October Sd.
Cheneyvllle, October 4th.
Hincston, October 9th.
Hammock Church, October 10th.
Westport, October 18th.
Calhoons, October 18th.
Randolphs, October 18th.
The books will be kept open in the
Town of Alexandria, from the las,
mentioned date to the lst of Novem
Der. All persons wishing their place
Of voting changed must make applica
ton therefor.
JAS. ANDREWS,
Sept. 9th, If. Registrar
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13

BADEN BADEN Thousands of Am
orleans seek health during the sum-
mer months by quafiing the crystal
waters of some fashionable springs,
while just as many sufferers remain
at home through sheer necessity.
The Baden Baden Springs, of Ger
many, are perhaps the most noted
in the world. The water Of these
springs is Aperient, acting pleasantly
aud gently upon the stomach, bowels
and kidneys. The active principles
of these celebrated springs have been
combined, forming a beautiful white
salt, which has been bottled up fol
family use, and is now offered the
American people under the name Of
Bailey's Saline Aperient at so cents
per bottle. The salt possesses all
The qualities Of Baden Baden water
is very pleasant, effervescent ant
and sparkling relieving constipation
sick headache, sour stomach, etc., al
once.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13

A FEARFUL VISITOR. The bane of
the beautiful island of Martinique is
a serpent called the 'iron lance"
This reptile, with venomous taste,
chooses the coolest and most delight
full places in the garden for his re-
treat, and it is literally at the risk
of ones life to lie down on the grass,
or even to take rest 10 an harbor.
The wounds inflicted by these ser
penis are very apt to be fatal unless
immediately cared for. The whole
island is infested with this danger.
Gus reptile, and it is said that on an
average nearly 800 persons are bitten
every year, Of which number from
sixty to seventy cases prove fatal,
while many others result in nervous
diseases which are almost as bad as
death. A few years ago, when Prince
Arthur of England visited this land,
a grand fete was given in his honor
in the Jardin des Plantes. In the
evening the grounds were illumina.
ted, and thousands ofpeople saunter
ell through its cool and shady avcn
ues. A large number we're bitten by
the "iron lance" and many Of then
never recovered from the effects Of
the poison. The fondness Of thi:
terrible reptile for cool and shady
places is a serious drawback on th'
pleasure of rambling through thu
charming groves of Martinique. A
rest on the grass under the shadow
of some spreading tree is Away
haunted by the dread Of unseen dan
gers, and one can not even cross
field without exercising extrem'
caution.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13
9ottru.
MORNING WORDS.

If had known in the morning,
How wearily all the day
The words unkind would trouble my
mind
That I said when you went away,
had been more careful, darling,
Nor given you needless pain;
But we vex our own with look and tone
We may never take back again.
For though, in the quiet evening,
You may give me the kiss OF peace,
Yet it we'll might be that never for me
The pain of the heart should cease |!
How many 60 forth at morning
Who never come home at night!
And hearts have broken tor harsh
words spoken
That sorrow can ne'er set right.
We have careful thought for the stran-
ger,
And smiles for the sometimes guest ;
But oft for our own the bitter tone,
Though we love our own the best.
All, lips with the curve inpatient
All, brow with the shade Of scorn!
'Twere a cruel fate were the night too
late
= ~
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13
SUCCESSION SALE.

Succession of Michael Hanlon-No. a.,
Probate Docket, District Court, Parish
of Rapides, La.
PURSUANT TO A COMMISSION AND
i order of sale issued by the Honorable
the District Court in and for the parish
and State aforesaid in the above entitled
and numbered Succession. commanding
ME As Sheriff and ex-officio Auctioneer to
sell for the payment of debts, for cash aud
in accordance with law, all the property
belonging to said Succession, l shall offer
for sale at public auction, at the front OF
Court House door, In the town OF Alexan-
dria. La, between the honrs prescribed BY
law on SATURDAY the 23rd day of SEP
TENDER A. D. 1882, the following de-
scribed property, to wit:
Two packages containing Dry Goods
Notions, Embroideries, Trimmings, ETC.,
fully described in inventory now on file in
my Office.
Terms-CASH, subject to appraisement'
D. C. PAUL,
Sheriff and ex-officio Auctioneer.
Sept. 9th l882-tds.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13
"A SURE, safe and prompt fema

"A SURE, safe and prompt female
regulator is in great demand among
married and single ladies, yet strange
to say, only one has ever been Offer
ed and that is English Female Bit.
tere. 1t restores and regulates all
irregular monthly uterine action,
cures female weakness and excuses,
removes unnatural distractions, adds
iron to the blood, strengthens and
builds up the whole system, and
cures the ervous and the hysterical.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13

That UMBRELLA.-During show
er yesterday Citizen carrying a very
wet umbrella entered q hotel to pay
a call to some one up stairs. After
placing his umbrella where it might
drain, he wrote upon small piece Of
paper and pinned to it the sentence:
IN. B.-This umbrella belongs to
a man who strikes $50. pound blow
will be back 10 fifteen minutes. !"
He went his way up stairs, and at
ter an absence of about fifteen min.
utes returned to End that his UNI.
brella was gone and in it's place was
q note reading:
"P. S.-Umbrella taken by a man
who walks ten miles per hour-and
lie won't be back at all."-[ Detroit
Free Press.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13

How MARY ANDERSON SMoKEs.-
Mary Anderson is one Of the stran.
gest combinations that ! ever saw;
at times she is a woman, then again
she appears like a child, only TO
change herself into person having
the airs and ways Of sophomore at
college. She is q Roman Catholic,
you know, and some days she will
begin the campaign by an attendance
at early mass, from which she returns
with superduity of childish spirits,
and cuts up all manner OF pranks
upon the members Of her troupe.
By the time this phase Of her char
acter has been displayed, she feels
tired and seeks to solace of a cigar
cite, and I remember one day stand.
ing opposite the hotel, and noticing
cloud of smoke coming out OF q
third story window, naturally looked
up to discover she source. 1t proved
to be Mary Anderson and her cigar
cite, and as soon as she saw that my
attention was directed her way, she
gave a saucy toss Of her bead, tool
the weed from her mouth, and, a:
true as preaching, that girl closed
her teeth and spit between them
clear over the gutter and we'll ou
toward the middle of the street
That night when she called to lingo
mar" in that captivating way others
must own the spell which she hat
cast over me was broken and the il
fusion was fled.-[Cleveland Herald
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13


The Paris Figaro gives the fol-
lowing recipe for making free tour
Of the world: Adopt the Jewish re-
ligion and 60 to Russia. Thence
you will be elected and forwarded
by way Of Lemberg to America By
the emigrant agent. In America as
sumo the garb and appearance Of .
Chinamau and you will be dispatched
to China. There give yourself ont
as a Russian and you will be returned
to that country, from which you may
again be expelled as Jew and re-
turned TO Austria.--[Q. e. D.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13

GRANTS WE1GHT.--General Grant
is man of very tremendous weight
among his particular clique; but pro-
baby nobody knows just how heavy
the General is better than Jas. Car.
michael, the Broadway lawyer, who
wedt down into the river with the
crowd at the Parker's Creek smash
up. Mr.. Carmichael has a isummer
cottage at Ashbury Park, and was
coming to town on that train. Grant
was sitting right opposite him on the
other side of the smoking car when
they took the tumble. As bad luck
would have it, Carmichael, who is
light, slender fellow, was on one side
of the car that first struck the water,
and be thinks would have come out
all right, no doubt, if the ex-Presi
dent hadn't come down on top Of
him like an elephant. Mr.. Csrmi-
chael says he thought for q minute
he was hit by truck load Of cotton
bales. Anyhow it squelched him
and he was fished out with q badly
twisted ankle and a bakers dozen Of
bruises on his side. And he doesn't
know whether to prosecute Grant for
assault and battery or to cue the
company for damages In either
case he says he won't ride any more
10 the same car with man who al
ways has the lnck of falling in q soft
spot.--[N. Y. Star.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1882-09-13
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