Daily Republican., 1882-03-15
BREVlTIES.
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Parker. cuppiDg and leecning, 1903 t. So
ond street.
ALL srovRs SOLD BY II. +. PICKELs AR
| WARRANTED.
Good and rare books to be sold cheap q
No. West Sixth street
EdisoH's latest patent Is one to take ou
patent on patents.
Chew :. Jones Il Sons Cavendish, kept b
n. NJ. Mulln, West Front street.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at f.
Hanf s,l5 East Fourth street.
| When man coins his own words, he doe
not necessarily maLo cents Of them.
Gar dner corner Seventh and Shiplcy sts.
sells the best 70 cent oysters in the city.
Get your photographs At hollands ssIler,
No. Third stra"' 'wo d oors East Of M8rKo.
8 fine card photographs for 81, atAolland'
gallery, No. 1 Third street, betweenMarke
and king.
am make q noto Of this" as tho sharper
| said when he got farmer to write his nam,
on. piece OF paper.
The careless man and the thief are equal,
troublesome. Neither OF them ever leave.
anything where he finds it.
Ifyeu want first class parl0r suit made
to order for low price, go to W. W. Wood
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
The Denver Tribune will chenrtully give
away a candy ,rize package with every stat
router who Is convicted.
NEW LIGHr HOUSE Cook, FARMER fIRL,
HarnJnN Stovas, with or witho reservoir at
IL. +. Pickels, and East Fourth 81. eet.
For bargains In furniture md bedding, 70
to l.. +. Adair's 1OT Market street and soc
his goods and learn his prices
OLD STOVES BouGAr OR TAKEN IN Elk
CHANGE AT IL. +. Plckels, and . Il. Fourlh
street.
Senator Bayard, OF delaware, IA soon to de-
liver an address upon Danlel Webster, at
Dartmouth College.
Should this winter cor c!ude to lngor in
the lap Of spring tho probabilities are the
spring Will uovet nJtiJe it.
The best pictures, finest retouchng, splpn.
did all new backgrounds, excel all others,
At Beechers gallery, 3l5 Market street
Winter is the time for economy, A fellow
can wear Arctic overshoes over u pair Of can
yass-back slippers, and save hve cents for
shine every day.
IN sort OF stasger3 man to be interrupted
in tho eating Of Welsh rabbit and a big
brandy minCe pie by a tract Il i5tributvr wi h
a leatlet, entitled: "how to Die"
A good many OF tne young IN en- Of this city
are natural sailors. At 10 We Judge SO from
the ease with which they pilot schoOners
over The bar.
A large stock OF Earl X Wilson's collars
and ifs the tln'st in tle MARI ct, at q. :.
Humph ey Y BrJ.'s 302 Market street, the
rne-price hatter5,
BEPORR BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK or
Stoves HpatprI and rdnVpI of "A bi
and East Fourth street. Largest assort.
ment in the city.
New York uses l?5 900 gallons OF milk per
lay, but it doesn't sdem possible to a MicLi.
gan man wLo sits do yn 10 dinner in Que of
ler res aura.ts.
He said he rather guessed he knew how to
all bot tt-but the genuine yep lyrs hat kiss
he wavelets DER lis watery grave mournfully
whisper: He lutted not wisely.
Why they do not speak Brown: "J never
'onsider dinner perfect without soup |
Always have soup when ! dine F0gg
And do you ever have anything else"
An Ohio girl was vacciu6ted between the
shoulders in order to be odd but size fooled
erself For twsnty-eig1 days no young tel
ow could put his arm around her.
They must have some pretty brisk winds In
Jhio. The Cincinnati papers of the other
lay contain the announcement "A man
ound with the top of his head blown off,"
HARVEST EoMi, VICTOR Cook, Apollo,
)tnell0. New Mayhower, New Record New
stuart, Ruby, keli and New Supshine
nangcs, at II. +. Pickles, 7 and East Fourth
treet.
A Western editor received a letter from
ubscriher Assing him to publish II cure for
Ippe tree wo ms. He replied that he could |
!ot suggest ID cure until he knew what allied
he worms.
by the way, what under the cerulcan dome
$ a petsse, anyhow? We'll. vel. If we
lon't pity such ignorance as that. Haven't |
on got any peli'se in PEORIA
Caution inherited Cant you trust me,
arlirg?' murmared Spiikins to The daugh
r Of an Old ey-lsnder. mot with ut |
cal estate security" replied Isabella absent
uindedly.
A line in one Of Moore's songs ruos thus
Our couch snail be Ioees bespangled with |
ew > 10 which sensible Girl replied at |
'oud give me the rheumatic and so 1t would |
GU
Not having heard from the debating So
ietIes in relation to the conundrum: "Why
0 h. MS always lay eggs in the daytime ~ a
oteml orary answers Because at night they
re rOOsttrs.
Sophia sentimentAlly 81 dearly love to
sten to the ticking of Il clock. 1t seems to
70 that clock has = lhnguate of its own"
Ar Smart-"ies, So hia the clock has
might say, q dialect"
Mrs Scharz In suit for damages against
he barkeepers who persis'ently sell drinks
, her husband in Cincinnati, swears that she |
as endured $1,000 worth Uf misery 10y smell
ny whiskey in his breath every night for a
oar.
A New Jersey farmer set an old straw stack
n fire to scare out fox, and three tramps
awled out OF the smoke and upbraided him
Or his ca lessuess in n labbiny around with
pitchfork to see if any or g was there.
At the medical examination "How should
ou q eject lruSslc aoid among other substan-
es ~ by breathing 1t, answers the can.
idate. If l died iDmed tely, l should
now prussic acid was present.
In trial before ju tice at Ige City
Aansas, a witnest who was Dullyragged by
ross'eyed lawyer, called on the court for
rottctiDn. The Justice hand d him pistol.
have no further questions" said the law
er.
She was n alden fair TO see,
In fact a r. aid n aSsing fair
And ah the deaI est thi,'K to me.
Was her great wealth of ,luen hair,
But when she wore it In roll,
Or down her back mass so rich,
Althous h stared to save my soul.
c,uld not tell ust which was SWITCH.
A Florida rattlesnake was recently kille
Y throwing q glas s OF whiskey In 1t, face.
here Is q moral injected With this touch
E incident, but we can't exactly 30 mt it
1t. You know you are thinking what
shameful waste of W iskey !" but are afraid
say it,
AS Joab came with a kind salute to Abner
Id thrust him under the nth rib, while
bner thought OF nothing but kindDess, 20
II comes smi ing, comes pleasing and m.
oring thee while 1T giyeth thee deadly
lb.
The other day party of seven undergrad
ties, at keble College, Oxford walked into 4
e room of une of the most inVffensive of
cir fellow students and cropped his hair 50
to give him the appearance of a convict.
CROWS IN THE CORN.
awake up, John
An come an mix the COWS
10 robbins am the blue birds are singing in
the bJughs,
The sun has been In sight II
An hour above the hills,
g time to feed the hosses an to give the