The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-01-31
South Kentuckian.
FFICE, Bridge 81. bet. MaiH and kivt''
lJOPKINSVILLE Ky.
EXCHANGE scINTILIATIoNs,

The blues Of defeated candidates is
p'olucel by the gloomy weather oil
the polls Gruelle.
When a cooper can build barrel
around Dung hole, then can good
come out of evil Gruclle.
The question that perplexes the
mind, is whether it is easier to recor
the marriages this year or the births
next year,-TState Sentinel.
Mr.. Barnes, the mountain evange-
list. says Louisville is very near Hell
We hope there is no mean fling at
Cincinnati in the suggestion Glas-
gov Times.
Ohio is agitaifng itself over the
question whether pastors have the
right to kiss other peoples wives and
daughters. fn.point Of fact. only edi
tors have that right Gruelle.
So far as known the McHenry party
in Kentucky consists Of Col. John IL.
MclIenry. There may be two or three
additions in the Course of a month";
commonwealth.
A man living on:Wuodbine Avenne
in Louisville committed suicide. Why
should man already residing where
the Woodbine twineth want to resort
to suicide Richmond Register.
or tho one hundred and twenty-five
men competing for the 5000 for the
best essay on comets, Prof. Boss Of the
Albany Observatory won it. No won
der; he's the Boss OF that business
Dittoe.
A man shoull, as a rule, sit down
on all suspicious propositions. This,
however, has no reierenee,to invita-
tons to take seat in a rocking chair,
specially provided by lotiuf wild
girls.-[Glasgow Times.
An Enquirer" asks the Lowell
Citizen, Can a man be Christian
and play euchrc?" Not if the other
fellow hollis both bowers and the ace
through six consecutive DEALS
Nashville World.
Do you see that big, broad Black
Thing coming down the Sidewalk?
1t is. fuzzy Hat. a girl is under the
Hat. Where is the girl going? She
is going to show the Hat Dittoe.
A company of theatrical people re-
Gently took the road playing "a
Fools Errand." They shortly bursted
supposed to be on account of the i'm
mense competition which they had il
rendering their play Il Nashville
World.
When the cid gentleman who was
foreman of newspaper shouted in
his sleep, "Stop the press" the young
man who was in the back parlor hug
cling the daughter of the house, jump
cd as if he had sat down on an invert-
ed tack Nashville World.
A postal card, with flexible cover
to conceal the message, is proposed
but it is entirely unnecessary. 1t
is only necessary to write on it the
words we saw on one the other day
strictly private. This is amplof pro-
lection, especially in Offices where
there are lady assistants Amtricap
Constantine Sternbcrg, the Russian
pianist, has become offended ami gone
home. His departing words were
Americans don't know good muslt
when they hear it," The gentleman
should have had physical reprimant
on the front end OF his NAME
Richmond Register. liz
What this country needs is NOR,
girls with the courage to tell thei
lovers to go home when tho clock
strikes ten. There are various ways
to come at this: look drowsy and
yawn; If he shows no disposition tc
p,rtake of the infection himself
dust lead him gently to the door,
Say, ''call another day:"
If this won't do, pick up the tongs
And cuff the lark away.
-[Cadiz Telephone.
Col. John H. McHonry, Of Owens
boro. an ex-Union soldier, bolts tn
Appellate Convention nomination, be
cause Col. Woliord, another ex-U uio
soldier, was not the nominee If Mr.
McHenry wishes to have slight ide
of the impression his bolt will max
on the Democrotic party, let hin
pierce the bosom of the mighty Obi
river with cambria needle and the
observe the hole left after its with
drawal.--! Mayfcld Democrat.
That Christian county seven yea
girl who told her grandma, who IT
proved for playing with the boy
"Why, grandma, the older | get til
better like the boys" may be said t
be "un to snuff" early in lile.-
louisville Democrat.
Iwant to be aesthetic
And with the aesthetic stand;
With a lilly on my bosom,
sunhower in my hand.
love the fragrant garlic,
Tho onion makes me weep;
AMI shOull die to -mOTrOW.
With daises let me sleep.
--[Hackansack Republican.
Grateful to Invalids.
Floreston Cologne is grateful to il
yalids, because 1t is refreshing wilt