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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
Tact and Wit.

A Texan schoolmastcr replied to m
insult from one OF his scholars by wit
rather than by rod. expulsion from
school or stormy menace. On entering
the school-housc one morning he read
on the blackboard in large letters,
"0,s' teacberls donkey" With phil
osQrhic composurc, and without utter
lay ! word, ne merely added to the
.Dsuring inscription the wor, .tlriyer."
The misunderstanding scholars from that
time felt All increasing respect for their
teacher IN his superiority OF Office as u
drlvcrof donkcys.
Professor lladlcy, of Yale, one day
found on his desk y slip Of paper with
"Jackass' written Oh Il, AT tho close
Of tho next recitation he stated that one
u tao young gentlemen had "lcft his
card" and invited the owner to call aud
take IL.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
What q Woman Thinks Of Bachelors and
Married Men.

"a bachelor life makes a man cold
and selfish" l remarked to my wife.
"lic becomes afflicted. mctaph0rically
speaking, with ossiication of the heart
III bachelor life makes q man more
selfish than are most married men," re-
piled Guiana. 81 nm sorry for him. But
cannot believe it."
l gNzcd nj her inqniringlv.
81 mean" she went on, ''that oil the
married men ever saw were infinitely,
comprehcnsively and cgotistically self
ish. A bachelor, as n rule, can harm
no one BY his seliishncss. IT spends it.
self subjectivcly. Like the asp, he mist
sting himself. But with the married
man it is different. His sclfshness
(Which Is another name for the consul
ta!ibn of ones own feelings, The indul-
gencc Of ones own bad temper,) has an
objective outlet. The objects are his
family. When bachelor is out of sorts,
tired. veNcd by business troubles, he
does not use it as n pretext for making
his companions miserable. Not so with
the head of family. He returns at the
close of the day out of temper. Wewill
suppose that the family is in pleasant
frame of perhaps laughing and
testing. Enter husband, scowl on his
brow, black blood in his heart. Tho
domestic barometer rapidly falls. The
spirits OF all go with it. Dinner is con-
Quoted in the midst OF forced silence,
or perhaps it is seasoned with singing
remarks from the head Of the table.
When every ono is rendered thoroughly
miserable, his spirits rise. lie has trans
fcrrcd his troubles TO his kin, as the
Israclites did theirs to the scapcgoat
lie is happy"
'Zulana." said I, warmly, 4 always
thought you had some sense, but see |
have been wrong. Incver heard such
cursed nonsense in all my life. ~
And, from my standpoint, | never
did. - San Francisco ArgondM.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
Just TO Keep Hsr Word.

"whnt shnll I bring. you when CONG this
Inskedof Aorsarct tho. sberdas,. !.
"Pnnsips or lines, heliot rope or rose. ~"
Orany flower thut In ny garden grows,'
ION, bring just what you liaol" she answered.
me,
"rll take whatever II may chance to he"
"You nromiso tha,r' said I. She answered,
"Ycs,
And, sr, always keep my promises"
Last night came again, and when we met
] said 10 her; I've brought IT, Margaret
The Eft promised. "Tis not flowers, you
sec,
Because you left the choice Of II to me.
"But tia my heart You promised you would
take
What might bring; and now you must not
break rr
Your word to me. so make your promise
good.
And do, deaf. girl, just as you said you would.
'.If you insist upon II, suppose
Tint must doso. No, sir goodness knows,
pecapscy want your heart. Dear, how ab'urdi
But, being honest JUST TO keep my worIr'
A..
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

In searching the title to piece of ship
yard property in Marblehcad, Mass,
recently, q queer deed was found in
which u boundary line is described AZ
extending from pcncil-mark on barn
to u pcncil-mark ora school-house fence.
This description is almost us absurd AZ
the imaginary one once conjured up by
Rufus Choatc to ridiculc the other side
in case which he was trying. "You
might rs well say" said Mr.. Choatc,
"Starting with bluc-jay, thence to q
swarm OF bees in hiying time"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
Attendants ON the'sick

should frequently rub itw diops Of Pro
lhy lacic Fluid or their tnce and hslils.
especially when nursing those sick with
Infectious diseases, Articles used on or
about sick room should be dsinfected and
the atmosphere Of the slck room purified
and vitalzrd hyusing The Fluid, It's effec
is marvel Us in checking the spread ofcon
iagious diseases.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
4 Level Headed Medical Expert.

The following, in a murder trial at
Newark, N. Y, shows q medical expert
with a level head.
Graves defense before the court was
insanity. DR.. William O'Gorman, q
leading physician Of Newark, testified
that. in his opinion, the prisoner was of
sound mind Abner Kalisch, Graves
lawyer, asked:
"Do YOU believe in insanity at all,
Doctor"
"Not," said DR.. O'Gorinan, ''in tho
insanity that begins when man has his
finger on the trigger, and ends when he
has shot his victim"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

TIE BEST REAEDY KNOWN TO MANI
Twelve Thousand Bottles
Sold Since 1870!

This syrup possesses varied propcr,ies: I, atm.
uia'e- the pit altre in the sslib. which converts
he ste oh a"d snLar o. he fooF into glue s A
denr'ebcy in ptya re causpa Wind and sOurinp ot
the food int G stomach. If he inedci sr.,r
nmtdihtely after eating. tie fermentation ~ 4
IL prove ted,
ltacts upon the liver,
II acts upon the III neys,
" Regulates the Bowels,
II Pnrips tho Blood.
toni Is the Nervons system,
II Promotes Digestion,
1t non 'ishes, Strengthens ana Iry!goratcs,
It aries OIL the Old Blood nnd makes New.
II opens the Pores of the skin and lnd,.cc,
Healthy Precipitation.
1t nenpul zos ,bds hereditary ,n,n,. or poison N
thy 40 d. whih generates scr. fula, Erysreas
ana u manner of skin Diseases and in ernai hG.
r,or-.
fhe eare no spirita employed in Il. nanpRc,ure
md 1, caph. 'skru NY The most ilcste hnhc or b,
,'e ga m feeble, care only being required in at
tenh tOdircct ous.
Ga'va, Henry County, ns.
was suffering from Sick Hesdech che md D M.
ness sothal could not attend Ia ny h0u.ehu an.
tier. and short trigl of pr. CIR JOAusob's lrdi.
~, Blood syrup eheetlally carsd ne,
- MRS HeLgS ELKINs
Waterman Station, DeELib Co., Ills.
MS Is 10 certify that Or CLARK Juanson's Indian
Blood Syrui - cured me oi Pain in the Back II
IL . valuable medicine MRS WOOD.
tenire Hill, White Co, Ark.
Thu Is 20 certify that war aiilicta8 with palp-
tation If the Heart for man wars tried diff
enl doctors. who'e prescriptions tended more 10
weaken me than they d o strengthen. Ia, last
res W. tor DR. Cark Johuson's Indian ri cd
syrup, whlchyroycd to he positive cuis--not on.
y curing the Heart Di.ease, but alro sizes Head
ach which had been iroub irg me.
MRS MARY A. NEAL.
was afflicted with III er Complaint ~ D,spep
-ia and lied tnGrt relief atho III using mcdi
cines nom an beet doctors | commenced using
Or. Johnsons Indian Blood Syrur. md al Ut trial
cured me. r. " RISING. Moline M.
This critics that DR.. Clark Jnhnsun'- Indian
Blood Syrup b Ell ctnaly cured me of Dyspel sla.
Too much cannot be said In praiee o It.
W f. WlMMtR, Bedford, Mo.
AGENTS wanted in- he salc Of tie Indian Blood
Syrup ~ y town or village. n which have no
agent Paticul rs give on applc ton
DRUGGISTS SELL 1T.
iahrOtory Il West 3d,st., n. Y. CityN
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
"BecVme Sound aud Well"

MArcnERs STATION, Co., March 81, 10,
X. V. PIERCE, NJ. D.: Dear Slr---My
wife, who had been i'll for over two years,
and had tried many other medicines, he
came sound and we'll by using your 81
vorito Prescription My niece was also
cured by its use. after several physicians
had failed to do her any good.
Yours truly, THO A J. METnvIN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

/. YouNG men, and middle nged ones, suf.
ferlng from nervous debilhy and kindred
wcakncsses, eent three stamps Tor Par VII
ut Dime Scrie. Book Address Wards
Dlspepsary Medical Association, Dufilo,
MY.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

Aliens Brain Food positively cures uerv.
business, nervous debility, and all weakness
Of generatve organs. 81. for So. AN
druggists. Send for circular to Aliens
Pharmacy, 3l5 FRS, Ave, N. Y. Sold in
Cairo by Barclay Bros
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

Go 10 Paul q. Schulz for Mrs Frccma,'s
New National Dyes For brightness and
durability of color are unequaled. Color
from 10 pounds Directions in English
and German Price | Z cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

A newspaper once contained an i'd
Ser,isement for man to I'LL certain
position, which concluded Y til "No dis
couraged man need Apply" There
was deep worldly wisdom in this for
encouragement is terrible drawback
N fighting lifc's battle
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

We will'send DR.. Dyes g. pbrD,ed Ecc
'ro.Vo'ltsic' Belts nnd Uher Ert,rc ArIhi
anceson trial for 30 days. I .,oung men
and other persons flliclcd with Nervous
Debility, L"st Vitality, ETC., puarancpin..
speedy rrIei and complete restoration OF
vlg"r and nn,nhood, Also for Rmn,na
ism. l,curn'ei", Para,tia, ivt,aud K d
nry difficulties, Rnp'ul", md myn, o'h,r
diseases. lllns'''ed 'pemphleis sem free.
Address V"lait Bel Co. NJ rshal, Micb.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

SICK and bilious headache, and all De.
rangemen's of stomach and bowels, cured
by DR.. Piercr's up lletS"--or 2nti .bilious
grsnulea. 2jcnn's Wat No cheap boxes
to alios waste Of virtues b. druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
PLY 81 ian.' estimOny.

Mr. Jam 9 Fellows, Manufacturing Chcniist.
IR:-FelIows' Hypophospbites being At.
excellent nervous tonic. it exrrts q direc,
influence on the n rvous system: and,
through II, il invigUrates the body
II affords me much pleasure 10 recon
mend rem' dl which s really gaod ~
cases f'r which il Is iot'rd,d, when :
many advertised are worst than usrle.e.
nm sir. 20 r. truly
Y 8. EARLE, Jun, NJ. I"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

ARE YOU MADE miserable by Indigestion
Constipation, D azircss, Loss Of Appetite
Yellow Skim Smlol,'s Vi,aGzer is posi-.
tiv6 cure. .''.' 10
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

WILL you SUFFER with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint Shilohs Vi,alz RS
guaranteed To cure you Paul G scl,uh,
Agent. 9
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

OVER 100000 Howe Scales have hcr,
ID Send tor catalogue Ia Borden Sellpcl
Il Co, General Agents, S. Louis M. g3)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

Why WILL You cough when Sbilph'S
Cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cents, 30 GEMS and 81. II
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

For DHspEpsIA anil Liver Complain
you viii have printed guarantee on ever
bottle Of Shiloh's Vilalz r. 1t never fails
To cure. Is
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

Iht hack ~ Gu h ran ~ ,n oiwk
nrrl Y Stiia,,', ur, W ~, oi,rr -
= nj G Srhuh Agent. q
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

TEE very best family medicine Is
Wrielt's Indian Vegetable Pirs, which
''rans"'he novels purify the btoa.Nnrd
st b il tcat, c,pe ~ the liver (G)
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

SHrLnHs rATARRn REMEDY a positive
cure for Cata,rh, DiWhcria and Carler
Mouth. -,. 4l9
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08
NEW ADVERTISER ENTS.

Djalv Epan for 1882. with improved interest,
biht ' l. W table, calendar etc. Sent 10 any
address on recent o two t!lrce.cent stan.pr Ad
urcss Ctatto b. Hires, 4s North Delaware avenue,
Philadelphia.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

To make venetian blind-put out
his eyes.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

A NASAL INJECTOR fee with each bottle
of ShiIohs Catarrh Remedy. Price 80
cents. IS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

The REV. GEo. II. TnAYER, of Bourbon.
Ind say; Both my.cIt rhd vile owe our
lives 10 Shiloh's Consumption Cure. 9
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

'HAcKMETACK, lasting and fragrant per
tume. Price 25 and so cents. IL,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-03-08

l.ahrOtory Il West 2d,s,., y. Y. City,
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-06-24
A Renaissance of Byron.

In Florence we resided at large
boarding house, Kept by a Nine. Du
Plant, in a house which had for
merly been Nine. de Staeps, In the
Via Scala. There were some thirty
boardels in this house, and here we
remained two years, occupied with
our studies. During a part OF this
time the poet Shelley, his wife and In
FAINT, were inmates Of tue house, and
we soon made their acquaintance.
They were very kind to us, and Shell
lev proposed to mamma that If she
would accompany them to Pisa, where
Lord Byron was resident, he would
himself undertake Williams educa-
ton, but mamma declined, saying she
was fearful her husband would be dis.
nleased if she allowed an intimacy be-
tween her family and Lord Byron's.
Indeed. she was half afraid he would
not approve of our friendship with
Shelley and his wife, During my
leisure hours was always in Shelley's
apartments. The poet would place
his infant in my lap and bid me amuse
myself with live doll. while he con-
tinued bis writing. Both Shelley and
wife were delightful, and when they
left some months afterward, we were
extremely sorry. One day Shelley told
me Lord Byron was coming next day
to visit him. In vain / implored
mamma to let me be with them when
the great poet came, but she would
not hear of 1t. I told Shelley this with
tears in my eyes, and he said "Well,
little woman, If mamma won't let you
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-06-24
Tornadoes and How to Avoid
Them.

The signal service bureau has in
press monograph, by Sergeant
Finley, containing review of the
observations of six hundred tornadoes,
with CONGRATULATIONS from the recor-
ded facts and suggestions as to the
methods which ought to be followed
in the investigation of such storms.
The storm studies have occurred du.
ring the past 81 years in all parts OF
the country. From these it would APP
pear that tornadoes occur most fire.
quently in summer, and in the month
of June. They have occurred, how
ever, more frequently in April than
in July, and in May and September
than in August. Kansas is the State
that has been most afflicted, and that
Notwithstanding 1he fact that the
period during which tornadoes have
visited it has been comparatively
short. The State has had SO tornadoes
from 1859 to 1881 Illinois has had 54
from 1854 to 1881 Missouri has had A
from 1914 to 1881 New York has had
35 from 1881 to 1881; Georgia 80 from
1904 to 1881, Iowa 81 from 1854 to 1881
Ohio % from 1923 to 1881, and Indiana
81 from 1852 to 1880. The States and
Territories that have had only one
each from 1894 to 1881 are: Colorado,
California, Indian Territory, Nevada,
New Mexico, Montana, Rhode Island,
West Virginia, and Wyoming. The
storms occur most frequently from
five to six in the afternoon, although
there is DO hour of the day that has
been entirely free from them. Il W
The average width of the path of
destruction is LOSS feet, and the storm
cloud runs with velocity of from
twelve to sixty miles. The wind
within the vortex sometimes attains
velocity of 800 miles an hour, the aver
age velocity being S92 miles. f
Among the most valuable sugges-
lions of the paper are those with refer
ence to the popularity of the move
ments of tornado clouds, containing
rules for arriving at their violence. A
tornado cloud always has center, and
it always moves forward from west to
east. 1t may, however, sway from
side to side in its progressive move
ment. Changes in motion are some
times very sudden. In the event of
sudden change the observer. who is
east or south of east of the storm,
should move quickly to the south. If
he is northeast he should move to the
north. If within very short distance
of the cloud the observer should run
esst bearing to the south.
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be in the same room with the ogre, if

be in the same room with the ogre, II
you are very anxious to see him look
through the keyhele, aud will place
him so that you shall have full view
of him. So next day Willie and /
went on tiptoe TO Shelley's door and
peeped through the keyhole. We
were so fascinated, alte rnately watch
ing the great poet, that we remained
there some time. At last Byron be-
gan to fidget, and said: II say, Shell
ley, don't know how it is, but / feel
as if some one was watching me-"
Shelley smiled, and, pointing to the
door, told him what he was doing, and
who we were, and also that mamma
would not ALLOW us TO make his &C
quaintance. II had no idea, :" said the
poet, II bore such bad name.
would be very glad to know the young
people and their mother, too, If she
would permit it," He then got up,
and came toward the door; but we
fed down the passage, while be and
Shelley stood laughing. This was the
first and last / saw of Byron
The Sentinel. [volume] (Trenton, N.J.) 1880-1882, 1882-06-24
the New Penal Code.

David Dudley Field, in a CONVEX
sation with Tribune reporter the
other day with regard to the postpone
ment of the time when the Penal Code
should take effect, said that there was
nothing in the statement of Mr..
Sharpe in the Legislature last week to
the effect that this code would practi-
cally repeal the excise laws. The code
AS originally drawn, Mr.. Field said,
contained a saving provision in regard
to Municipal corporations in general,
which would have prevented any
such result. But to make doubly sure,
amendments covering this very point
had been introduced at his suggestion
and with his approval. These amend
ments had been passed by the Assem-
bly,, and if they had been passed by
the Senate also last week, they would
have become at once part of the
Penal Code. The Judiciary Commit
tee has understood this and approved
It; but the ''scare" arose in the Senate
when they were absent, and there
was no one present to explain.
Mr.. Field stated the Circumstance
that brought about the postponement
of the operation of the Penal Code.
Several weeks ago District Attorney
MeKeon met him and said that he
wanted such a postpOnement; that
his blanks were not ready and he had
not had an opportunity properly to
fami1iarize himself with the Penal
Code. A conference was had also
with Recorder Smyth, who expressed
the same feeling. Mr.. Field told him
that he was willing there should be
such postponement, proving it was
to save time in this year; but that
he did not want the Code to run the
ordeal ofanother Legislature. 1t was
therefore agreed that the time fixed
should be December l, and thus the
Code would be in full operation a
month before the next Legislature
met. "And now" Mr.. Field said, at
would be as impossible to repeal the
Penal Code as to stop Niagra. That is
a determined matter. A iquestion
now is as to the Civil Code.n
The Excise Commissioners have
been examining the Penal Code to as.
certain if it effects the present laws
regulating the sale of liquors in this
city. A statement was made in the
Legislature recently that the Code
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would abolish the whole system of ex-
else laws, although such q result was
not intended by the cempiiers of the
Cede. Commissioner Hart said that
he had been unable to find anything
in the code relating to excise matters
which would bear such an interpre-
tation. All acts relating to the sale of
liquors were left out of the Code, but
such omission could not destroy the
force of these acts. The council to
the Board Of Excise had examined the
code also and had failed to fihd any
section which interfered with the
present excise laws. As at present
advised, Commissioner Hart said, the
Excise Board would take no steps to
influence the Legislature to amend
the coie t
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The Church Temporal.
Mission Work and other Matters.

Infidel books are extensively circu-
lated anu read by the English-speak-
Ing Hiudoos in India.
Sunday, May q, has been appointed
by seventeen bishops of the Episcopal
Church as day of intercession for the
success of missions.
The fiftieth anniversary of the estab-
hshment in Boston of the Order of the
Sisters of Charity was commemorated
in that city on May 14th.
The Fifth Street Methodist Episco-
pal Church of Philadelphia celebrated
the semi-centennial anniversary of its
foundation on May 18th.
The first Welsh church in Ohio was
founded in 1903 AL present there are
in the State forty churches with 5000
members.
The Baptists in the South number
altogether LIS, 1874, of whom 974, 100
are white and 741, 694 negroes.
The town clock in the steeple of S..
Paul's Church in this city, was made
in London in 1878. 1t has tive weights
of one thousand pounds each.
The late DR.. Bacon, after becoming
acquainted with DR.. Newman Smyth,
hearing him preach and reading his
books, recommended him In the
warmest terms to the Centre Church
of New Haven.
The library of the Hartford Theo-
logical Seminary is growing in very
satisfactory manner. About 8, 600 vol
nmes have been added the past year,
considerable number being from the
Sunderland Collection.
Of the ISL, 728 73 received from the
sale of Bibles during the month of
March by the American Bible Society
$ll 1854 came from New York, SIS, 800
from Massachu setts, $3,640.46 from
Japan and IS. 1864 from Turkey.
1t is suggested that an itinerant
ministry will use bicycles in the fu-
ture. A bicycle manufacturer writes
to The Western Christian Aduoca'e !;
cat this very moment l hear in the
riding school above me, the rumbling
Of eight bicycles, each bearing a pupil
larry propellant Methodist minister. !"
There are four American societies at
work in the mission field, extending
from the western limits of Bulgaria to
Teheran, in Persia, and from the
Black SEA to Syria and Egypt. In
this field there are about thirty central
stations, with five colleges for impart-
ing liberal education on a Christian
basis, besides several theological col
leges about 400 out-stations, 121
churches, and about 900 native pastors.
school teachers and other native help
ers engaged in Christian work. The
Protestant congregations number
about 80 200, about onesixth Of them
being communicates.