The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-01-07


rounded by chickens CHS ministers)
waiting to be fed or trussed; another
gives the premier reckoning all the
political braggarts-When out of
ONCE, 10 come and question his
policy, and not be skedaddling.
What school boys call funk" is a
/ domlnent trait ON the opposition
fbenches Of all shades. The republi-
can majority, as was to be appre-
( hended, is drifting into tad-po1e
divisions. which signifies short life
for ministers. Oddly enough, the
SaterIcal journals make no allusion
to Paul Bert, whose materialism is
considered not to be in place as
minister Of public worship. Ecclesl-
astlc must be pardoned for feel
Ing not quite at home when in rela-
lions with that functionary, able
man though he may be. In an illu-
sion TO the unpopularity with which
he is hailed. he avews his duty
simply is, to keep the clergy within
the lines OF the concordat, and to
hunt them as it were down, if they
pass outside the ropes. e'-ff -'
b The delegates for the election of
the future one-third of the senator
ial candidates, point to a triumph
next January for the Republic. In
the voting at Paris, Victor Hugo
was at the top of the poll, and his
coadjutor is also his friend and
poet to boot. The urns revealed
that one vote had been recorded for
Trompette, Gambetta's famous cook,
and also one for Tony Revillon. that
defeated Gambetta at Belleville-
proof that the spirit of fun is not ex-
tinct with the severity Of republican
institutions. "TrOmpette" has in
vented several valuable sauces, and
ishence a benefaetOr of his coun-
try. ssA ..f C. aa- s.-e
Is the military spirit in France
dying out? Two classes, number
ing in all $4,000 men, become liable
at present for military service; 3D.
900, an unprecedented number of
absentees have not put in an ap-
pearance to the call they are simply
deserters, and are liable to imprison-
ment; indeed they are outlaws, as
they can neither marry nor exer-
else any civil or political rights, if
not ina position to establish they
have served their due period under
the flag, and further, any person
who employs such white livered
patriots can be imprisoned for six
months.
Jola has been annoyed by the
naturalism of the baliffs. His
mamma died, leaving small debt
unpaid; a creditor held this claim,
andlthreathened Jola to. have his
mothers estate declared bankrupt if
he did not settle, so Jola left the
dead to bury their dead.
Two boys aged 8 and 10, have
been sent to the refOrmatOry till
they be 16. They placed stones on
q railway near Nancy, for a lark,
to see the train running of the
metals.
The Municipal Council of Paris is
an excellent business body; it be-
comes ridiculous the moment it
dabbles in politics. 1t has approved
that the Hotel de Vile, now re-
built, shall be Illuminated by the
Swan and other electric lamps that
the lifts shall be worked by cleo
tricity. To generate the necessary
garments, gas engine of A horse
power will give the dynama-magne-
VIC machine,pending the Atlantic
cable sends the motive power from
Niagara. m
- .,rIte is setEon the head of
wolves and boaTs. One of the ritter
was captured near Etretat, when
peasant succeeded in putting a ring
in it's nose, then the captive was led
by women, very submissiVely, aided
by scourgings from behind, to the
MAYOR to receive the reward; with
the latter, cider and head were pur-
chased, and after the prisoner had
been crucified on a pole in the
market place, like defeated carthe-
genian general, for few hours, the
animal was roasted like astalled OK,
and served without hatred.
The theatrical world gives only
the revival of de Musset's on ne
iodine pas Grec PAmour. The
extraordinary circumstance is that
de Musset, who never wrote for the
stage, though unconsciOusly posses
sing the dramatic faculty, should |
have some pOf his poetical produe- |
lions arranged for the stage, and
maintaining their place in the re-
pertoire. His charming fantasies |
are brilliant dialogues, inimitable in |
style; now the latter quality is not |
a draw back for the theatre, where |
style means, simply saying all that
is to be said, and well.
The republicans bitterly COM
planned hitherto of Marshal Canro-
bert, of coup d'etatI fame, being a |
of the high military board;
well he has now been re-appOinted |
by Gambetta. The marshal is an
excellent soldier, and to cast him a |
side, would create discomfort in the |
army.
A lecture is announced on the |
''iyreligiOus malady of the 10th CEN
fury"
When married, the world counts
one woman more and one man |
less.
Garfield Memorial Hospital.
IuL;,-+o, 2 Tho xoarocarc (,e |