South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1882-06-16
Saufa Brandt SstslliseassY.
ROMNEY. FRIDAY. JUNE ls, 1882.

BREvIrIEs.-A new and dangerous
counterfeit silver dollar is in circula-
ton Look out for it. There are
twelve passenger trains in and out of
Wheeling on he Baltimore and Ohio
Railroad every day. except Sunday
The clock of tie tongue should be SCI.
by the dial OF the heart. Thirty. fye
lodges starving Indiana ere encsmped
within three miles of Fort Sisseton. Da-
kota. They arc unwilling TO return TO
their ressrv alton because there ia no
food Tor them at the agency :. The
differences of the Keely Motor Comps.
ny OF Philadelphia have beer adjusted.
-. Just as girl was about to drown
herself at Athens, Ala, man caught
her. She struggled, bat lie hold Der
tSst. "lll give you ten minutes to
think it over" he saia, "snd if you
then wa ut TO die Ill let yen do it.,
When the time Was mp he released her,
and she quietly went he me. :. Care and
diligence bring fortune. Tha cost of
the retired army list ct present is little
short of one million of dollsrs. i he
proposed enlargement will increase tho
cost $500, 900 The Brook Geld (Alo J
Bank was robbed Of $4,000 on Wednes.
day OF last week -. Ants usually live
but one season. Always pay as you
20, said al old man 10 his neph ew."-
but, uncle. suppose have nothing to
pay with ~ "fhep don't col -. Mr..
GARFIELD is to nave costly monument
in San Francisco. 1t ia astpnish!ue
how soon the conscience begins 10 nm.
raysl if single Stitch drops one sin
gle sin INDUCED in makes a hole you
could put your head through \ on
can look Tor warm weather when the 5y
seSins to put on his specs 80. Tears are
not the marks of " eakuess, but OK Dow
sr. They speak more eloluently than
ten thousand tongues. They are the
messengers of overwhelming grief, Of
deep contrition, aud Of unspeakablc
love. "A breed OF solid booted pigs l.
said TO exist in Texas. There are
more fools than sages; ami among tie
sages there ia more folly than wisaiom.
--.-A fall OF temperature two degrees
below the normal is more dangerous
than An equal rise above, Rs il indicated
prostrstion, and especially if continu-
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woman $4,000 for leaving dirt heap in
the street To upset her carriage and
break beI nose. The city held hist ale
bad no right TO iide out on Sunday aud
be upset. bu. The court decided that size
had. The somewhat curious fact is
being commented upon that the Stat.
OF Massachusetts has never elected a.
u ovornor man who served in tie L..
MON army or navy during the war OF tie
rebellion No good That the hursbles,
oil as has wrought ever dies. There i.
one long, unerring memory in tie mi
verse, out of which nothing dies. -.
Naturalists say a single AVALON viil
devour 5000 dice day There are
forty-one hat factories in tho United
SSates. IN which over $4,000. 00O is in.
vested and over $9,J00.OO0 wcrth oC
hats made annually Oftener ask
than decide questions. This ia .he way
to better your knowledge. Your care
teach you, not your tongue. Fashion
permits women TO wear false hair, bat
the poor, bald. beaded men who need it
the most Garnet even wear bangs
There is TO lie grand picnic snd So
cial hop at Elk Garden on Saturday.
Juno "a Mrs. ANNA DOYLE, Of High.
land county, Va. died on the 30ih ult..
at the ndyanced sge of 30 years TIE
crops arc backward this spring, said the
fox as he slung the hen over lis shout.
! der. .'Seest thou q man diligent I'm
bis business mind your own and don't
bother bin 49,. a noted physician ssys
tue most prollGc cause Of woman's ner-
vous diseases, Mysteries. spinal diseases
and sick headache, u high.heeled boots.
When he can persuade bis patients 10
cease wearing them, they are patients
no longer. MIR. JoHN DAVIS. who
died ia England in 1893, considerably
bequoathed 81 % to his widow, " ena.
bic her TO get drunk o1cc more at his
expense There is no sphere Of lie
80 narrow or confined that it does no,
afford opportunities for doing good TO
some ono. The man who reyengej ey
cry wrong that is done him has no time
FOR anything else. IL you make your
life success you can then afford To let
the dogs bark as you go by. .Dss,
patch is the soul OF business and meth
cd tho soal of despatch =. Instead OF