Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1882-06-08

sum- or else, the fuel is giving out. His
perpendicular rays do not furnish the ca
loric to the square foot that should be ex-
pected' just think of it; only thirteen
days until he starts south again and the
season takes its turn towards winter.
The Band Socable and Festival will be
held on the piece of railroad property adj
joining the Catholicchu grounds, which
Will be cleaned off and fitted up, expressly
Tor the occasion and BY the way, it will
probably be as good location as could
have been selected, yet few would ever
have thought of it.
There must be two Senator Don Cam
eron's. The Baltimoreon and the Item
each printed portrait Of ]. Don Cameron
last week and by the closest scrutiny, we
are unable to detect the slightest resem-
blance between the two other than that
each one has savage moustache. There
must be two of 'em.
CHARGED,-J. Alonzo Stull has placed a
fine soda fountain in his confectionery and
on Friday last the manufacturer sent /, man
here to teach him the art of charging it.
He has submitted several samples of the
beverage to the printer, who does not bes.
itate to pronounce it first class article
Ladies', Misses and Childrens' Carlisle
shoes, lace and button kid foXed CATERS
at ROOTS. May 1s-4t*
The following was Observed as multi
tude was trying to enter door in our
town en- mass :-"We're in a pickle" said
Young man, "A regular jam sad an
ether. But as very sanctimonious old
lady was being crowded along she was
heard to excam, Heaven preserve u.s."
The cold. wet spring has kept the toma-
to plants back in this locality and Mr. w
Il, Young, proprietor of tour packing house
went to lIavrc de Grace lhi. week to pur-
chase and ship about 10000 and to ar
range for more as they are required here.
The output of )rn and tomatoes will he
much greater than was expected.
Bones Mnntcd-Fiftyt tons Of Bones
wanted at the Crcscie Mills Mechanics
town, for which the highest price, cash,
will be paid.
June 8 tf* F. WHITE.
1t is not generally supposed that young
| ch Il h,
he generally keeps the matter to himself.
( But from what we hear. some other per
sons were better acquainted with certain
! individuals pockets than themselves, and
aided them marvclously. Truly, this is a
| liberal community.
OUT AGAIN.-We are gratiied to be
able to report our genial professional
| friend, DR.. G VI Zimmerman out Of the
cuthcs Of disease. On Thurs,lay last he
drove to town and reports ms health en-
/ tirrly recovered, except an occasional
rheumatic twlnge, which he hopes to be
speedily rid of
Stop that cough and procure relief at
once by the use of DR. Schley's Family
Cough Syrup--Only - cents per bottle.
Safe, sure, pleasant
oar band rendered serenade to Mai
G. \. Damu,h on Monday evening last, it
being his birthday. Although tie hour
was late ana the Major aroused from his
imaginary visions in the land of dreams,
they were heartily welcomed, as was shown
nv the Injuries placed in the path of their
ravcnous appcttcs.
A rare chance; Wanted "A
number Of live, energetic persons to cor.
respond with US in reference to 4 gool
Ming, whereof we not only know, bat of
which we have control. There is money
in it. for an active hard working man,
! Business perfectly honorable, pleasant and
no risk Address this oiiae. If \
wanted - Three hundred dollars
! 5000 at six per cent interest. First mort
gage on town property worth more than
| five times the above amount will be given
to secure The loan. Apply at tbs office.
May II ti*
1t is not thought TINT there will be much
grain harvested in this locality before Jul
! " list, some even placing the beginning Of
harvest at still later date. We are OF the
opinion that July 4th will find more har.
vested than standing, from the fact that
wheat natures in season and is little intlu-
enccd in the matter of ripcnlng, except
that it may be prcmaturcly ripcncd by
drought and extreme heat AS in 1880.
pickwIck's Sam Weller discovered n
secret that will apply to other communi-
cations than love letters. His advice in
the matter OF such cpislcs, was TO the eff
feet that one should write Just enough to
make her wish there was more of 1t
Some really excellent olversationalists
ruin themselves by talking too much. Re
ally good talk should never be made cheap
by INDUCING it to too great an extent.
Notice. circumstances requiring us to
have moncy,wc respectfully ask our friends
/, and patrons to come and settle their ac.
counts promptly.
Thankful for past patronage, we hope by
attention and promptncss to professional