The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1882-10-31
A LOVE AlCK YOtlrII

| 4.t.| ahU NuNlCeHlStn IL tlns
From Chicago Tribune. n' , D
II want 10 sec an editor said slim
young man who wore very light pants, q
hat about the size and shape Of n peanut
shell and n collar TINT seemed to be always
reaching for his chin, without getting quite
lsiere, ms TIC opened the door yesterday
III 1t was anything about delightful
reception that WIS held last Thursday
evening, ut the residence Of our well known
fellow citizen, or Miss Beatrice Perkins
VIII spend the autumn In the Mukwanago
you'll have to take It into the other room, "
said tho horse reporter, 'because tho soci.
ety editor is out editing u chicken flight
this afternoon, and the orders are 10 turn
all the social cruel over 10 the jantor. 10.
morrow is window cleaning day" iii
- came up TO see" enid the young man,
whether one OF the editors would have
any objection 10 giving mo some advice OH
4 matter in which am deeply Interested.
may say that 'I1T0,
You're in love, aren't your" asked the
horse reporter. II know you are, anyhow
hc continued, without giving the visitor ii
chance to answer. There is sort OF ner.
vous, ,hesitating, MISUNDERSTANDING.
backyard air about your actions that gives
you away at once. What's the trouble? Girl
gone back OH your 800, a." s
II think not. replied tie young man, II
cannot believe that any one has usurped
my place in her affections" .1irg"..
"Done !wlat?n' 4ifyV r@eH .ytts
II say | do not believe her love has fall.
tered g.,-. a,.,..,,.,-..-,. "a. Il. y
You mustn't have such Boston way of
thinking" said the Horse reporter, "or VIC
sslmnt be able to get along we'll. The girl
1 hasn't weakened :, you say'" ~, lrs7.
him7''s. - wy
I'D sou mean the Young latly's ia,ler?'
asked The visitor, Il look OF mild ustonish.
ment passing over his countenancc.
Certainly l do responded tic re-
porter. How do you loom up in the pa.
,ernal horizon?" -.,.
Thy father, Of the young lady does not
ob)gSt, 10 me" WIS the reply. al. .0--.D.
well, then, what's wrong. You have
ING! :lrl on your side, and her father is
agreeable. 1t looks to INC like II .walk.over
Tor: The money" ilp! i. .EHD. ,5oH|
i hardly think you understand the mat.
ter' said the young man. "Aly trouble is
t!at the young lady does not seem fitted 10
become the wife OF Il man who wants Il
iteipinate. SHE doesn't seem 10 have any
practical ideas regarding ife." -
L,l.'sort OF u glrly-girl, isn't she2' said tic
morse reporter; "Always talking about the
laen]iiy Of the ideal, and all sHcl, ,ausI, rs
That, and wants TO know II tho silyerc,
pencillngs Of the moonlight among the
vcrdure clad trees are not weirdly beau,.
in''tive seen that kind. They're dasies to
keep away from" nTl ~ 700l
i ~. think you have the right idea" re-
pied the visitor, although your style q
expressing it is somewhat crude"
Its pretty tough c.lse," saii the nd
tl!fer Of Maud S. ''These girls that are so
eierna!ly ,csthetical are generally iirst.class
feeders, though-l'vu noticed Tint. The
s'lrery moonbea,l,s. never seem to take
away their appetite. l guess you'd better
try the reckless dissipation rackct-,hat
ought to fetch her" Ia. .a......,,..m--'..,0.
!, r. Try the what" .,5. s ,,-7 .w., .,.
, The reckless destination racket. The
,1! time, you call OH Myrtle, or whatever
her name is, you want 10 plant yourself on
the .bte sofa with a sort OF weary, mau.beer-
IreAdinga milwaukee, paper look, and put
your hand UP 10 your. forehead. 80. Then
when she asks what's tho matter you say
that her manner OF late has been so cold
that il must be, that she docs id. love YOU,
and that the. thought Of losing her.was SO
maddening that you lnyc been induging
IN. reckless dissipation. Ii she DOESN'T
sling herself around some then, and shy
that she will never, never leave :you and
how could you cverdoubt her love, and all
that, Pm no judge" nnd the horse reporter
assumed Il benjamin Franklin look. ,n-
e. r."l,will act on your suggestion" said the
visitor, taking up his Observation-Disclosures.
l'go hat, and looking out in friendly way
over the high.water collar. How much
dissipation do you think ought to indulge
in to produce the proper ellec,?" vi
well, replied the horse reporter, q
should imagine that il you were to play
about Two games OF billiards and drink
strong lemonade it would constitute for
YOU the widest kind Of debauch."
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