New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1882-11-12
BEAUTIES NOT BoRy r. BLUSH UNSEEN


"There ought to be a giant or two walk
,ng around up there ID keep ZEN straight sad Che man
aocr Of a museum in BroIINaY The Snowman nodded
assent but remarked tlat 10 not the place Tor the
married giant o. dear mol
"Why {" asked the manager.
"Ue nris with every woman chat -.yes him an oppoE
tucity aud hiswite almost barns up WIKI jealousy,
said the Snowman.
This conversation referred % 40 exhibition OF female
b.,rfv which is to cp.non Monday. Wneu iJ became
lr,v,n that beautiful women were wanted to take part
I'm q contest for parse OF gold dollars, hundreds OF
vouug women became poss s-cd of mai desire 10 take
mart The mails were Hooded with letters acresse5'
singers stcnoSra piers, goycrnessts Telegraph opera
tors drcssmak,rs. httins models" shop -,s add ar
t,ts' models rushing to the post in nervous ha'i''
The writers discussed their points ~ beauty wan bica
confidence.
..Inoyer fatter myself" sail one, but am called
very beautiful by my sOaatcs. Perhaps you Woud
like TO know my style. We'll have large and lusirous
dark eyes and profusiou of coal bacG hair Lam wen
developed and have snapcly arms
When this applicant presented herself she was found
TO haze been sufficiently accurate III hcr ue7cIlS'lo" "
be admitted to the contest.
81. ANA brunette, 0g6 twcnty-twO' curly "roto
another. "1hcy tell me my face Is my fortune
10 begin, said young woman "hO Is 'ct! PIe'S'
but a poor speler, II Will tell you Of my build; My
chambers are broad and nave small wal7-made 40
nv nature and moi By ught acng Ny friends say nave
good FORM have golden hair. dark brown eyAs ana
very fair complexion. Ii yOu want mc Leu me know
ION a. xpect 10 20 act Ia troupe. sun, don't
,re 10 20 IN troupe, acting IS not agreeable Tor be-
giDners"
d" If yCu W sh merely Il pretty face" wrote a seam
Stress fear IL would be useless for me g. make app
cation for admittance Yet an not ugly. | have %
,yc-shaped mouth, large gray eyes and Car@ brown
hair what [ prid, myself on is my figure which is
much admired NJ shoulders slOpus. my waist is
V.-baued and my foot goes easily ln,o "a No boot
am very anxious To Increase my earnings, Tor must
confess that poor, Perhaps would do very well
tastes differ much"
one OF the cliers received was from goyerness 1t
WAS neatly written pcrnmtd crran-iald paper. sue
id uat her employ nj dld not Dihg her very large
in,nr am tud tLt purse, II sic cou+ WIZ ID, ""uA uc
49, erra service hcr. Her accDupA shucus, she said
,rr varied. uid pretty Lace tnU Hh lisa 1890,
-ar.tyer s,l. Wds cOuVcrsuuL Wln --yrriI lu lucs.
tu,,, tnc OF good society could sing " YELL SO
nan, Voicc-aud clever AT inca 1n' could
u,Ne sIId more, but size was restrained by natural
| modest.
.. AIN an American young woman OF nineteen" said "a
tal,viuJn operator. 80 work Is done al o'clock
i'm me a. tcruOOn. could very Wcn attend ater tutO
rolr You viii excuse me "a / frankly aluul tudi ne
ucyc ny self s0iuetnns OF bcauy Rat l. wu1t the
mirror Gays people sHy TO. You SOld Dc ,dls
HrI with me, luluk Resides my lace and hguto 10
rrrOmntn nj me- nave graceful department. acquired
-. no.ldlug-stuUUL DOu't you tuIuk I'll do /"
i.st woman VIII also get purse"
me married giant came lu, bending double Ia get
through the doorway, and ass rtc hs claims 10 Deu-
To uIty among tine ruudrcd " bcuutc4.' lie
IA once changed the topic oil conversation wucn t Q
tutcss, wIic. dOdbed up like JacN knife and
In at the door. Ills DIX knees slrucA each other.