The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-08-15
A highly Finished Girl.

A Highly Finished Girl.
Brooklyn Eagle.
A day or two ago a Brooklyn girl
returned home from a male and fe.
male boarding school with her de.
gree of A. B., and pumped down al
the dinner table to renew &C.
quaintance with her family.
81 say. dad, you bet I'm glad to
get through book banging for keeps
/ just hold full hand of literature.
now you listen! Jerk the grease.
will your"
The old man passed her the butter
and went quietly on with his meal.
sits my innings for society now.
dad, she continued. you've got to
pile up the shekels for the shucss
This watermelon vine is coming forth
in Isle thread, and don't you let il
slip your forgetfulness. There is
going to he considerable bangness on
the top row of hooks this season. and
the late lamented is to locate there
abouts. What's the new thing in
gum chewers' row, anyhow"
The father contemplated her for a
moment in silence, and then told her
who had moved into the neighborhood
during her absence.
"Do they hook up behind or are
they frogged in front 7" she demand
ed.
They were about her age, he re-
sponded.
"Anything new around at the hal
lelujah dispensary? Got the same
lung starter in gig blinker's to do the
tooth gnashing
Yes, the same minister was there,
and everything was progressing about
rs usual.
Whats become of the silk um.
brella, who used to wiggle around
here on the marry and settle down
deal Has he fumed or does he
still rattle ?"
Her old lover had heard she was
coming home, and would probably
call in the evening, the old man
thought.
"No good; he's cases now. I've
got another buckle, who'll down him
the first flip out of the box! He's
just T cart for vegetables. and when
he sprawls in here, the rest of these
clay pipes have got to settle, now.
You hear me shout language! What's
become of the ice cream freezer that
used to set him out ?"
That one had gone to Frisco.
Wouldn't be back till fall.
"Prime calico! He always was
scant in the skirt |! l told you how
be and l coppered the festival to lose,
and he broke on the first hand of
strawberries. Never played him
again. Say, dad, can't you open a
little game tonight"
"What kind Of . game do you want,
my child?"
81 want to buck you for couple of
a hundred and half. Got to flag out
little now, because my blankets are
getting dim. Stand it ?"
Then he arose solemnly and took
her by the elbow and led her into the
garnet. And there were sounds of
highly finished young lady receiving
an extra polish which was warranted
not t. wear of for a day or two at
least. But she had established one
thing in the old mans mind. and
that was the doubtful utility of ming
ling the sexes at scholastic retreats.
A Baby's Shoe.
Butte (Montana) Inter-Mountain.
A little over three years ago little
girl named Sarah Godfrey strayed
away from the home Of her parents,
who resided at that time north of
Walkerville. A search for the child
was made by the relatives. but with
out success. Word was sent to Walk
erville and this city, and seventy-fve
or 100 men engaged in the search for
the little one, which proved fruitless.
The country surrounding the home
the child had left was thoroughly ex-
amined for miles, but not shred Of
the clothing worn by her could be
found.
A drizzling rain, accompanied by a
slight snowfall, added to the general
difficulty of the undertaking, and all