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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
Wealth and a Cold in the Head.

People who are poor, and who catch
cold and sneeze around, and have red
noses, are apt to envy the rich, believing
that those who are wealthy, and can take
every precaution against raking cold,
must be exempt from such annoy ances,
but statistics show that the millionaire
is just as apt to take cold as the poor
peanut rooster or the tramp, and his mil
lionaire bazoo Is just as liable to be
blown rs the poorest nose in the land.
The same draft of air that gives the
emigrant cold in the forward car, will
pass along to the palace sleeping-car
and blow up the trousers leg of the
millionaire Senator and cause him to
sneeze. He may wear underclothing
that cost as much as the house of the
poor man, but he cannot be exempt from
cold that reddens his nose. And what
can millionaire do to cure his high
toned cold? There is no expensive med
icine, dose or two of which can make
him Us good as new. He has got to go
through the same treatment to cure him
self as the washwom has. He has got
TO soak his feet in mustard water, drink
bowl full of ginger tea, put n compress
on his lungs, mustard plaster on his
back, an onion poultice on his throat and
feet, and gargle the same diabolical stuff
that the poor devil has. His millions, or
his high position as statesman and a
scholar and Judge of pine logs, does
not help him when the cold comes. He
may run well for Office, but not better
than his nose does for q cold. When
the chill and the sneeze attacks rich
man he is on a par with the poorest of
Gods creatures. Then what is the use
of wealth, if it does not exempt the
owner from a cold? Some of the pooest
men in this country are the healthiest,
while some of the richest are the great
est invalids. The country is full of mil
honaires who are paralyzed, dyspeptic,
rheumatic. and filed with chronic all
ments that they would trade for poor
mans health, and throw in all their
money, and the poor man would not
trade. If wealth would bring exemption
from disease there would be an excuse
for going it blind in search of wealth,
but rs it Is almost certain to bring with
it some diabolical disease that knocks
the fun all out of a man, we advise poor
men not to fool away their time trying
to obtain the confounded stuff. We
wouldn't pick up million dollars In the
road. unless there was q guarantee that
there was no govt or rheumatism or dys-
pepsia hanging onto it.-PecEs SIN.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

is easy. Coffee, spices, sugar-cane, rice
and many medicinal plants are raised to
great perfection. 1t ia believed that tea
will grow well ON the higher lands, and
that cinchona can be cultivated with
profit. All kinds of tropical fruits are
produced almost without trouble or ex-
pense. and the inhabitants derive most
of their living from them. The farming
lands on the islands are estimated at
400 square miles. Land Gun be obtained
at very low rates, and laborers can be
obtained Mt low wages. 1t Is believed
that there is no better sugar-growing
country on the globe. Government Is
we'll administered, and the natives are
friendly. The number of vessels that
visit the islands for supplies is 40 large
that there is money to be made IN sup
plying them. But little has been done
In raising stock, as the inhabitants
chiefly prefer vegetable diet. The
climate is healthy, and many diseases
common in Europe are unknown on the
islands. Settlers are welcome, aud cap
ital is wanted to help develop the coun-
try.-ChicdgO Times.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

Nature intended that the art Of healing, the
sustaining OF animal life, the enjoyment OF per-
feet health, and the road To longevity should be
searched for principally among the herbs and
vegetables OF the earth, and not one in thous-
and who seeks 10 be relieved by tho use OF mn
Then away with mercurial medicines Let
nature be assisted by nature InvigorAte the
system and improve the animal economy OF
nutrition and assimilation, 10y using such we'll
known and tried harmless yet effective vege,a-
BILE tones AZ Yellow Dock, Sarsaparlla, jump
en-, Celery. Calisaya Bark, etc, all of which
enter into tho composition OF DIR. Guysot 3
Yellow Dock and Sarsapal1la. II you arc weak,
nervous and dehihtated, or suffer from dyspep-
STA, weak Kidneys. impure blood, ETC., 1t will do
you more perrnanent good than any other
remedy known.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
A London Dinner.

A lady we'll known in London literary
circles las given Shakspearean dinner
and reception at her elegant and artistic
house IN Chelsea. The fair hostess ap-
peared as POytia, and all her guests re-
spOnded to her request and donned ap-
propriate costumes. The effect Of these
correct and artistic Shakspearean dresses
was very charming. Nearly IA hundred
the bill of fare
Salmon ,oith NGyonaiSe Sauce:
"The saimon's tail "-OJhelio a., l.
B0d,'s Head:
'The Bears Head. Henry w. il A.
Sirloias and Peef a la mode:
"a piece Of beef and mustard. - aiming OF
the Shrew.
Fore Quarter of Lamb:
"Poor, innocent lamb. Macbeth w. l.
Roast Veal:
BRUTAL to kill SO capital calf. y" Hamlet, iii, g
"Ipray you, is not the pig great Y-Titus An
dronicus, iv., e.
NdyOn0ise of Chickens:
"Here's fowl without feather. COMEDY
OF Errors, ILL.,. /.
Veal and Ham Pdtties:
"They are both baked in a pie. "-Iitus An
dronicus, v, 3.
Pigeon Pies:
''Some pigeons, Davy. Henry ~, ", /.
LObSters:
"Ill-shaped fish. Romeo and Juliet, ", /.
lfdyOndise Salad:
"There is sauce for IT. Henry w., v, l.
Puddings and Streets:
"Sweets TO the sweet. "-Hamiet.
Dessert:
"Taste the fruit. "-Pericles, l., l.
Wines:
GOOD wine needs no bush" As You Like II
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
@. ne. Keith ~ Cp.---What the ChiCa.
go Tribune Says.

o. II. KEITH d Co, the representative Fancy
Dry Goods, Notions and Millinery house OF
Chicago. have made the ann lest arrangements
for greatly enlarged trade the present spring
season. Their mammoth store of six floors,
160x175 feet, shows an immense stock of almost
everything in the dry-goods line. For several
years they have been adding new lines OF goods to
their former stock, and their business has near
ly doubled each year for the last three years.
This new departure OF a house with such an
established reputation large capital and husi-
ness by which it practically becomes one of the
great general dry-goods houses for which
Chicago is so famous, is OF general interest to
the trade and the public. Its great enterprise,
large experience and unsurpassed facilities for
obtaining tho choicest fabrics and latest STYLES
from the great fashion centers of Europe, and
in the worlds best markets, must make it the
leading house, in it's lines, in this country.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

ned WASH FOR Bricks. remove
the green that gathers on bricks pour
over them boiling water In which any
vegetables not greasy have been boiled.
Repeat for a few days. and green will
disappear. For the red wash melt one
ounce of glue IN one gallon water while
hot add alum size of egg, one-half pound
Venetian red, one pound Spanish brown.
Try it; if too light, add more red and
brown. II too dark, water it.
To PAINT AN OLD HOUSE.
three gallons water and one pint flax
seed bod half an hour take it off and
add water enough to make four gallons
let it stand to settle; pour off the water
IN pail, and put in enough of Spanish
white to make it as thick as whitewash
then add one-haaf pint inseed oil !; stir
it well and apply with brush. Ii the
whiting does not mix readily add more
water. Flaxseed, having the nature OF
oil, is better than glue, and will not
wash off as readily.
To SOFTEN THE HANDS. can have
the hands in soapsuds with soft soap
without injury to the skin, If the hands
are dipped ia vinegar or lemon juice i'm
mediately after. The acids destroy the
corrosive effec Of the alkali, and make
the hands soft and white. Indian meal
and vinegar or lemon juice used on
hands when roughened by cold or labor
will heal and soften them. Rub the
hands in this; then wash off thoroughly
and rub in glycerine. Those who suffer
from chapped hands will find this COM
forting.
STAINING wooD.-Apple, pear. and
walnut wood, if fine-grained, may be
stained black by the following process.
Boil in glazed or enamelled iron vessel
with water four ounces of ground gall
nuts, one ounce Of logwood chips, and
half an ounce each OF green vitriol and
crystals of verdigris. Filter while
warm, and brush the wood over with
this rapidly. Dry and brush over with
strong cold solution of acetate of iron,
and dry. Repeat this several times,
and finally dry in an oven at moder-
ate temperature, and oil or varnish.
To WASH WHITE LACE EpoING.-
Have quart bottle covered with linen,
stitched smoothly to fit the shape. Be-
gin at the bottom and wind the lace
hDoue ~, ptIooihs5 'ooo oO poVh FuSCo,
even the minutest point, TO the linen.
Wash ON the bottle, soaping it well,
rinse by plunging in pail of clear
water, and boil as you wou!d a white
handkerchief, bottle and all. Set in
the hot sun to dry. When quite dry,
clip the basting threads and use the
lace without ironing. Ii neatly basted
ON, it will look nearly as we'll as new
If not quite.
WASHING MADE EAsY.-I soak my
clothes over night; in the morning / fill
my washboiler half full of water. and
place it on the stove to heat, throwing in
handful of soft soap, or about two
ounces of hard then wiring out the
soaked clothes, soap the dirty parts, and
by this time the water is hot; put them
in and let them boil fifteen minutes,
stirring often; L now take out and put
them III cold water, wash ont the suds,;
if any dirt remains, give it few rubs
and it Is gone l rinse them good in
plenty of water, and my clothes are as
white and clean as those that have gone
through long process of rubbing, l
have washed my clothes this way for
ten years, and they have never turned
yellow
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
The Dress Album.

The latest novelty is dress album in
which are pasted samples of each dress
lady has, and so from season to season
she may remember her costumes. The
dress album may do for some women,
but the average can paste one sample on
a book back and turn it over year after
year, and stick little piece of trimming
from somewhere else on to it, and that
will constitute all the dress album she
needs. You see there are women and
there are women, and economy is worth
two in the bush. Hampton.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
What is Home Without a Mother!

Miss Hortense is working a Beautiful
Piece of Embroidery. 1t is Motto in
Green and Gold. 1t asks, What Is Home
Without Mother. When Miss Hor-
tense gets it Done she will give it to her
Beau, who tends Dry Goods Counter.
You cannot see Miss Hortense's Mother.
She is in the Back Yard doing the
Weekly Washing. BY and by she will
be Bringing in the Coal for the Parlor
Stove, because Miss Hortense's Beau is
coming Tonight. Iri6uae's
Primer
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
On. w1ScHELL's Teething Syrup ha,

On. wNcHELL's Teething Syrup has never
failed TO give immediate relief when used in
cases Of Summer Complaint, Cholera-infanl I'M,
or pains in the stomach. Mothers, when your
little darlings are suffering from these or kin
dred causes, do not hesitate to give II a trial.
You will surely be pleased with the charming
effect BE sure to buy DIR. Winchelrs Teethins
Syrup. Sold by all druggists. Only Is oentA
per bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

If the Baroness Burdett-Coutts sur
vive her marriage ten years she will have
paid, without interest, 50, $50, 900 for n
husband, taking her loss consequent on
marriage at Els, 200 year. However,
1 wish to gracious | had a few millions
to invest. -MdsSdchusctts G:rL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
CONSUyyPTsON CURE.

De. T. V. PIERCE Buffalo, N. Y: Dear Sir
Death was hourly expected by myself and
friends. My physicians pronounced my dis
ease consumption, and said 1 must die. l be-
gan taking your Discovery" and "Pellets."
have used nine bottles and ana wonderfully
relieved. am now able to ride out.
ELIZABETH THORNTON, Montongo, Ark.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

As stages are quickly abandoned with the
completion Of railroads, SO the huge. drastic,
cathartic pills, composed Of crude and bulky
medicines. are quickly abandoned with the in
PRODUCTION Of DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets" which are sugar-coste and little
larger than mustard seeds, but composed of
highly concentrated vegetable extracts. by
drugRlsts.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
EYES. you may come again next s

EYES, you may come again next Sun
day evening, but - and she hesitated.
" What is it, darling? Have L given You
pain p he asked, as she still remained 81.
lent. "You didn't mean to, I'm sure. u
she responded, "but next time please
don't wear one of those collars with the
points turning outward, they scratch SO. y
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

ONE OF the drawbacks of married life il sick
ness OF the little ones. For Cold OF Cough
you cannot find better remedy than DIR Bulls
Cough Syrup. Nearly all physicians prescribe
II and no family should be without it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

For Headache, Constipation, Liver Complaint
and 81 bilious arrangements Of the blood there
is no remedy "a sure and safe ss Eilert's Day
light Liver Pills. They stand unrivalled in re-
moving bile, toning the stomach and In giving
healthy action TO the liver. Sold by all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

The voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send their Electro Voltaio Belts and other Eleo-
trio Appliances on trial for thirty days to any
person afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing
complete restoration OF vigor and manhood
Address az above without delay
N. B.--No risk II incurred, as thirty dsys'
trial il allowed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

THOUSANDS OF persons who are bald to-day
might have fun heads OF hair il they would only
use CARBoIINE, q deodorized extract Of petro-
leum, which IS the only preparation ever dis
covered that will really do this.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

Mrs. LUCY Il. COLEMAN, OF Hamilton, Ohio.
writes "For many Years / suffered from q
complication OF diseases. Dyspepsia, impure
blood and irregularities were my greatest
troubles. / was also very nervous, and at times
from heartburn, belching, nausea ETC., after
meals. was advised by my neighbor Mrs.
Longnore, to try DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla. Having tried 80 many things
did 80 with very little faith. was highly
pleased to find it just the medicine 1 needed.
1t surely must contain some secret ingredients
for l can not believe that simple Yellow Dock
and Sarsapara would create such remarka-
bic change as it did IN my case. That queer
sensation of bearing down and pain in the IONS
never troubles me any more at all"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

PURE ooD-LrvER OIL. from selected ivers, oo
the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard x Co., N. Y.
Absolutely pure and sweet Patients who have
once taken 1t prefer 1t TO all others. Physicians
declare il superior to all other oils.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

WHEN you see an Irish mother sewing
the tears in her boys pantaloons. you
may put her down at being in favor of
the "no rent system. -SonerViI
.JOlnnak.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

LYDIA Il. PINKHASIs Vegetable Compound
will, at all times and under all circumstances,
act in harmony with the female system
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
What u Hotel Clerk says.

TREMoNT HOUSE, CHICAGO, III,
Oct. 2, 1881.
II. FL WARNER & Co.: SiJ's-I have used your
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure for kidney disease,
and found it very beneficial.
GEoRaE A. CoBB.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

CHAPrED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cureo by using juniper Tar soap, made by
Caswell, Hazard a. Co., New v,rk.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

The Kidneys are natures sluicc-ways, Kidney
Wort keeps them healthy and active.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
DOn,t Die in the House.

Ask druggists for "Rough on Rats" It
clears out as, mice, bedbugs, reaches, vermin,
flies ants, insects. 15c. per box
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

FoR Rheumatism, sprsins and Bruises, use
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment, sold by
all druggists.
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Two RehukeS.

Johnny McSpikins was spanked and
sent to bed without his supper, the other
night. There was little social gather
ing at the McSpilkins mansion on Austin
avenue, and among the guests was one of
the most fashionable ladies in Austin,
Mrs. Cable, who prides herself on her
conversational powers. Little Johnny
interrupted her time or SO, and finally
his mother said:
johnny, don't you know it is bad
manners to interrupt any body when
they are speaking ?"
Johnny got up and started for the
door.
Where are you going?" asked his
mother.
"To the Deaf and Dumb Asylum. If 1
can't say anything until she stops talk
ing I'll never talk any more, for she is
never going to stop. "-Terds Siftings
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

JEREMIAH WRIGHT of Marion county. w. va. writes
that nis wife had PULMONARY toNsUMPTIoN, and
pronounced IScURABLE fy their physician. when
the 81. Aliens Lung bnsf m ESI1REiY CURED HER.
H. writes that he and his hbors tank IL tho best
MEDICINE IN tie world.
WM. 9. DIoGEs, Merchant, of Bowling Green Va.
wres Apr sth. 1881 that he wants In know that he
LUNG BALsAM MAS CURED KIs MOTHER OF tONsUMP-
TON after the physician had gwen her w as incur bile.
He says others showing he. have tak.n the Basam
and Teen cnred he thinls all afflicted should give IL
a trial.
Dn MfREniTH Dentist, of Cincinnati, thought 10
be IN ts lBst sTA8ls or tOHSuMPTION AMI induced
by his ftend. Try Aliens lung Basam AFTER the
mum shown We his letter that IL at
cared his cough, and that he abe to MS
Or
WM. A GRAHAM 4 Co.. Whol-aale Drucg ats. Zanes
vile. pIlo :~s us 81 the oil Matthias Fireman,
well known & ssn. who been afflicted with BRoN-
CHITis IN its worst 70 m Tor twelve years The Lung
Baisam cnToi him. has many others, of BRoSCHIrIs
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24
HOW TO sErURE HEALTH

II 10 strange any will suffer from derangements
brought on by impure blood, when SCOVIIIiS SARSA.
PARILIA AND STILLINGIA. or BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP, will restore health to the physca or
ganxstion. 1t strengthening syrup peasant to take
and the BEST BLOOD PURIFIER ever discovered,
curing Scrofus, Syphiltic disorders. Weakness of the
Kidneys, Eyspeas Malaria Nervous disorders Debil.
y. Bilious complaints and Diseases OF the Blood Liver
Kidneys. Stomach, SIX II, etc.
BAKERS PAIN PANACEA cures psin In man and
beast.
DIR. ROGERS WORM SYRUP instantly destroys
WORMS
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-02-24

The IS Golden Bloom Of YOUTH
may be retained by using DIR. Pierces Favor
ito Prescription" specific fer "female com
plants" BY druggists.
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A Good Family Remedy.
STRICTLY PURE.
Harmless Ia the Most Delicate.

by its faithful use Consumpt Ion has been cured
when other Remedies and Phys clans have
failed Ia effect cure
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THE OFFICIAL HISTORY OF THE
DIPHTUBRIA!

J0HNSON'S kNODYNE LINIMENT will
positively prevent this terrible disease. and will posi-
lively cure nine cases out of ten. Information that
Will save many lives sent free bv mail Don't delay q
moment Prevention rs better than cure. l. s. JOHN
son Co.. Boston Mass. formerly Bangor. Maine.
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THE FAMILY LIBRARY

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Knoxville daily chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1882, 1882-10-31
Irish Mutual Land League.

BUFFALO, n. Y, October 29.-Pres
ident Mooney, of the Irish National
Land League, has received the fol
lowing cable from Paris, France:
To Mooney, President of the Irish
National Land League of America,
Buffalo:
Referring to the charges against
the Parliamentary party OF having
misappropriated large portions of
the funds, the total amount paid
during three years of the expenses
of members of Parliament is under
$4,000, including the expenses of
Parnel and Dlllon's mission to
America, O'Conner's seven mon tn s
American tour, and Heally four
months; also expenses of members
on service Of the league in Ireland.
The LlbeiOn's statement, in the
Dublin Times, emanates from the
notorious Richard Rigott The Ma
tional league is N king the most sat
lstactory progress.
Signed. PATRICK EGAN
The following reply Was sent to
Patrick Egan, PARIS:
The American league has undi-
mlrlshed confidence In the integrity
and wisdom of the Irish leaders.
Continue your work and no British
ISLANDERS shall destroy the trust Of
American sympathy.
LS.5ned JAMES MOONEY,
President OF the Irish National L and
League of America.