The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1882-11-04
trying to do With those Calling guns?

Why. OLD PICKLES, he is loading them with MU>H
and then discherging them
Yes, OLD PICKLES, the OLD MAN is so foolish he
Why. sometime ago, he advertised that he had for his
shop Ii OLD HOUSE, not the HOUSE THAI JACK
in; and that he had some OLD CURIOS, an old carriage
ihAf h ed's Sau ahfe part % 2 of the oLp G 5EIS = THE a Re,
and had procured lots of Chinamenis TAILS to have on
YES. OLD rIcKLEs, that's so; but you see that cream
wouldn't churn." SO he has got III a new role after the
government work.
He has been beating round the BUSH, but got nothing;
Yes, OLD PICKLES, he has been at that for the last
six six, y ,@n ;o6 B6' n EP zee ms G ta look I op mp for his a HeRs snd
has no more heeces to spare without equivalent given
fish in the matter; he has made ample provision for ali
f = aM Sa fn efhe y to n do with those q sp pam q nme 70 that hal I I spoke of Of
in tie &" LAST supper but the real article from Lanai
can have a fleece of his own. If GO WEST buys one of
those n Rams IS and n pastures 9Ss Fe s6rm n dSTn and nd 'o otb S%ad dip.a as ~i to
which sheep are subject, For his benefit L would recon-
with an ounce of Carbolic Acid Crystals dissolved in
water; this will destroy vermin. Itch scurf and mango,
warm water before being applied to the animal, and it
among RAMS when they have rocky ranges for pastures
where they have to climb nj to get their Craze p%t rt,tra in
beautiful wasonnette last Friday. Well, sir, it is one of
the most elegant carriages 1 ever saw. Where did Mr..
Now look here. Ill PICKLES, you can't come any Of
those nice jobs come from the =. Government Factory"
Say now, OLD sUNFLowER, let's talk sense. Who
What, for my BODY BUILDER I have got a little
fellow from louisville, Kentucky. Who can discount any
thing that every came to these 1slanda.
Now. OH sUNFLowER, what are you giving us!
What has become of that young man that made bodies
for you before? That young man that uses Bears Oil
O, he has gone up town, to work for that man on Fort
Street.
Oh yes that slim man. Idon't think he will ever be
as fat as you are, OLD
No, L think not he has got a tape-worm. never saw
a man yet get fat that had one of them things:
Say. OLD sun. 1 think that OLD MAN DOWN IN THE
SWAMP can beat you on painting.
Yes? What makes you think sol
Kingdom.
had no reason to disbelieve him.
M Mn said he eg had i. Il. HARRISON.
Yes. Did he tell you he had f, II. Harriodn We'll,
now, just stop for one minute; Harrison has not been with
y now OLD Sun, none Of your soft soap. Who is he
to work forf
Why. he is with me.
name and told = people that at he !. was s. the best workman %oEs ian
kings work, and the King wsuld have nobody but him
So YOU went for him and got him,
Wei, OLD ~sUNFLowER what has become of the
Green HsTp - painter you had some time ago?
o. he has gone over to Frisco; gone TO look for Dennis.
Dennis K.arny.
What, the Irish Agitator
Yes. that is the man.
Why, what in the world did he leave you for.
90. Why. his painting was done so horribly it used to
scare horses: so L thought the most quiet way was the
How is it about your trimmer OLD s~UNFLowER
That is the man; 1 thought go West got him
Yes, he did, but he did not keep him. He agreed for
One Hund6ed Dollars bonus, but he did not get it. and l
got him back, YOU BET.
Then you have got all of those wOrkmen?
you BETl This go West business I must explain to
yon, OLD PICKLES. Some years ago there was another
the New n York e Tri IL" we,t He q Wsii. to this gi Go % Tdyic Sa to al; all
ing down in Nova Scotia. and it was with him as with an
old family by the name OF Ransom in New Jersey. The
went to church, whilst the old woman WAS somewhat in
tiag np 10 in e their tG teens en- and the old Id woman thought 4 they e
ought to go in some society, so she kept tessing the old
they were approaching wonanhood: and if they did not
get them in society they might die old maids. SO she
go. to crafty msnnIa's wishes; but still, at the same
they got startei, but on the way the old man says,
Mother, / have i not b. been n IN a the ehaTi n since we were
marks about it" Says the old woman, :. You talk like an
old fool, the dominic may not know that We are in the
church, Well now, old woman, you have your way
about about IT. .s. Gn5 ibsn se si rtsSt, 'n n4d g eSe two w IGg Hts. 1 b1t the the
doIniaie that married them over twenty years before,
head, finally the old dominic in the pulpit rose up, open
ed his hymn book and commenced t" resd, thusly. - Re-
and sal :, :. BY love, mother. what did L tell you about
this" But tho old woman insisted that he didn't mean
them" "Ah," says the old man. g there are no other
Ransoins in this house, you can't fool Inc on that, 1 can't
hoist that in" so home they went and haven't been TO
church since. This is a parallel case with that of GO
he !" saw the g 60 Vest in it, SO he got up aud got, and is
NNlsO jill ~ N.N 80 SN
about that Old Junk Store?
We'll OLD PICKLES., / am worried with you,
Have You any objections to being called SUNFLOWER?
Not at all. OLD PICKLES, on the contrary l think il Is
unite a compliment. Oscar Wilde. the scholar, poet and
apostle of lEstheIiclsm, has given to the Sunfower and
the Lily the most prominent places in the Floral Worldi
the Lily for its purity aud delicacy. and Sunhower from
its resembling to the Golden orb of Day. 1t is Inmate
rial to me whether I am dslled a Sunhower or L Rose.
The Rose by any other name will smell ~ sweet"
Well. just once more, OLD sun, have you any
CURIOSt
Not many, l. PICKLES.
Give us a few, OH SUN.
Well 1 have a shoe from the foot of Punchbowl, a tooth
from the mouth of Pearl River. and a cap from Diamond
= Head, That comprises my principal stock of CURIOS.
How Is that. OLD PICKLES.
Quite sufficient. OIL sun.
Well OLD PICKLES, 1 have n lot more, but it IL get
ting late. and time is money. still 1 ought to say some
thing more about that GO West notice in the papers, and
would do so, if it were not SO soft ans silly. 1 thought
that IIocos pocus-rhincus would have done better for the
amount paid for IT.
Now, just another question. OLD sun, have you any
thing to say for yourself?
Yes, OLD PItLES, l might say Il great deal. but 1
don't want to hurt the feelings % the OLD NAN IN THE
sons who want carriages or carts built or repaired. trim
med or painted. or who wants anything in the saddlery
line. or who requires iron work or horse shooting, send
them along TO the
Pioneer Shops on King Street,
whore all such work is done IN the best manner and ON
the most liberal terms.
All kinds of tools aud machinery for well-bOring. and
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