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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
Pilot Knob Items.

But little preparation is being made for
Christmas, so far as we notice.
Mr.. VIM. Birtley, who few weeks since
went to Pennsylvania to attend to the burial
of his lately deceased wife, has returned to
his duties at Pilot Knob.
Mrs. S. A. Weidmann, who for several
weeks has been in St. Louis visiting her
daughter, Mrs. c. G. Warner, has returned
to her daughters, Mrs. f. C. Miller.
If John Buckner does not feed that poor
old horse of his better, he cannot be elected
to place in Pilot Knob Town Board again.
People don't bestow honors upon those who
practice cruelty to dumb brutcs.
We believe health is moderately good.
DR.. Farrar reports that the population of
our town is increasing rapidly: at the rate OF
six or eight a week. Two black-headed
boys at VIM. Arnold's and fourteen-and-
a-half-p pound population at some other
dwelling, are the latest arrivals.
We are not disposed to indulge in excess
sive murmuring, Mr.. Editor, but the scenes
of the last two sunday evenings on our
streets are too disreputable for any town
that makes any pretensions to civilization.
Well disposed people like quiet Sunday,
and have a right to demand that the yelling
and outlandish carousing, that took place on
two of the back streets Sunday evening after
the authorities are disposed to allow such
things, but few persons seem disposed to do
such deeds. ITEMIZER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
Personal.

Mrs. Metcalfe returned on Saturday from
St. Louis.
Mr.. W. r. Edgar spent several days OF last
week in st. Losis.
Mrs. Lauydon has returned, after several
weeks, visiting in Dunklin county.
Miss Ssliie Austin has returned home,altef
spendiug several weeks in Dunkiin county.
Mrs. Emma Carver and children and Mrs
Eta Poney are expected here Saturday, to
spend the Holidays with Mrs Grafton.
Mrs. j. Hockmuth, who has been visiting
her sister. Mrs. Sophia Wheatiand, for sew
eral weeks, left on Tuesday for St. Louis.
American Hotel arrivals: j. d. Nally, H.
II. P,att. +. L. Christianer, c. w. Bennett
4. J. Stewart, Jas. p. Dawson, Geo. +
Coates, W. +. MeIntire, +. G. Blackwell. u
Dolfuss and wife, st. Louis, NO.; A. Pack
c. Pack, Cleveland, Ohio; John skinner
Philadelphia, Pa; H. Turner, Poplar BUN
No.; Geo. Pratt, Troy, NO.; I. A. Donoh"e'
JAS. McGrath, Granitevilie; Jas. shrevc, New
Orleans. La; L. NJ. Combs, Detroit, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
Remarkable Answer to Prayer-Ar
other Triumph of 1.-THE Hub!'

HOW AN "IRONTON BOY" CLEARED AWAY
THE CLOUDS, TO THE DELIGHT OF OUR
FREDERICkTOwN NEIGHBOURS, AND LET
THEM SEE THE TRANSIT OF VENUS!
From the Fredericktown Plaindealer, now
edited by our young friend, OFT Clardy, we
clip the following. 1t says:
The weather was very unfavorable to
those who were anxious to observe the
transit of Venus yesterday, and it was only
occasionally thata glimpse could be obtained
by the handlers of smoked glass. 1t was
distinctly seen here between twelve and one
O'Clock, and the planet appeared on the face
of the sun like Il black spot the size of a wal
nut. Observing the unfavorable aspect of
the skies in the forenoon, our friend, Judge
Emerson, of Ironton, wrote the following,
during the progress of court, and, after 1t
went the rounds of the lawyers and the Court,
it was left on the table of the court room, and
we publish 1t as one of the causes that
fair Venus to relent:
Hail, Venus. fair goddess of the skies!
Have pity! Thy modesty forego!
Thy drapery aside for a moment lay,
And permit admiring millions see thy queen
iy step
Across the luminous pathway of Heavens
rays.
Thy abfutions in the vapory cloudlets take
But on aa this mo n when all earth is agaze
10 see fleiNeH'S Vutcu VI l'ehuty tcdCu al
arts of grace,
And unfold to Earth the mysteries of the
skies
This once, fair Venus, sweet Venus!
This once, the curtain raise!
The "Ocean foam" about thee,
From whence thou sprang, remove,
And let thy fair form and majestic tread,
Thy longing, sighting, tceepfag lovers This
once behold.
Neither Jupiter, nor Dione, nor Vulcan,
hal MI
Relent, fair Venus! u world now for one Wis.
ion of thee;
Oh, ope the curtain, lift the veil and let III
see!
The astronomers should make n note Of
this, and when the next transit occurs in ths
year zoos, they should send to Ironton for .
Seer to keep the skies clear. See?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
OTRCONSTITUENTS.

CONCERT AND BALI--1he Workmen's
Club Of Graniteviie will give Concert md
Bail at that place on Saturday night Of this
week. The programme is an excellent one,
and the public may rest assured that fine
entertainment will be served to them that
night. After the Concert Ball will he Civ
en-, when all who desire may participate
Millers' String Band will furnish the music
for the occasion. Admission, 80 cents. La
dies free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

DrED-At Pilot Knob, December LIST. MAR
GARET BIRTLEy, wife of William p. Birtley,
aged 81 years. The remains were taken to
the Dunmore Cemetery, Pa, for intcrnent.
Mr.. Birtlcy is the STALKING boss" on Pilot
Knob. He has not been 4 long time resident
of this section, but has the sympathy Of all
who know him.
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lRoNToN, No., Dec. Is, 1888


To DR.. T. II, GOuldikg-
SIR-In last weeks REGISTER is copy of
your resignation as Director in the lronton
School Board, for the resson that You could
no longer perform your duty (as Il Directory,
"without laying aside all feelings of self-re-
spect." We regret to have you find it nee
essary to resign, and win be much Obliged ii
YOU can give through the REGISTER the rea-
sons i'm detail, for so doing.
Your CONSTITUENTS.
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Millions Given Away.

Millions of bottles of DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for consumption, coughs and colds
have been given away as trial bottles of the
large size. This enormous outlay would be
disastrous to the proprietors were it not for
the rare merits possessed by this wonderful
medicine. Call mt the Pilot Knob Drug
Store and get trial bottle free, and try for
yourself. 1t never fails to cure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best salve in the world for Cuts hruis-
es. Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rhcum, Fever Sores
letter. Chappcd hands, Chilblains' Corns'
and all skin Eruptions, and positively cures
I,;,., I.,, Guaranteed to give perfect salts
f,rt,ou or money refunded. Price IS cents
t,n Io "a jne1-1y
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

A few more Velvet Frames left at Cham
hers, Gallery. Selling less than cost.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

The improved quality of Christmas good
at Pilot Knob Drug Store, is in keeping witt
the best taste in the Valley.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

One hundred costly vaces, several dozen
lamps of every style and quality, autograph
albums of all sizes, toilet sets, and toys of
every description, at Farrar's, Pilot Knob.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

Jewelry of every description, at the Pilot
Knob Drug Store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

Go to the Pilot Knob Drug Store, il you
want to buy something nice for Christmas.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

Stero views of the Valley for sale at Chaln
bers' Gallery.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

Those who want something better than the
cheap toy, can get it at Farrar's Pilot Knob.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

Christmas goods at Z. Il. Drug Store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21

Christmas and no mistake at Pilot Knob
Drug Store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
Schedule Of PASSENGER Trains.

LEAVES ARRIVES At
No. t-St. lasuis> 8:52 A. N.-Irouton, IL SO r. n.
No. 9Nfesutou, 2:SS A M.-St l<,uis, 6 SO A. NJ
No. 81. LOUIS. S:5a q .--Ironstn IL az A. u.
No. $-lsopSsn, 2:u1 r. N.-St. Louis 5,57 -. u.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-12-21
Closing OF Nails.

Closing OF Nails.
Regular Maii-io1th, daily. ........ A. n.
Express Mail, porth,-dsily, except
Regular 2ask-Soath, daily ......-. fs& Pm.
1sonton to GooAwA ter, via. Sand BluH,
xeN~a, Edge Hill aud EdithSurg-
day, nursday aud Saturday -. 3AP. u.
G.. r. PECK. P. NJ.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
ONE OF THE BOYS

Some ,srne ago gentleman hvtng m one of ,he io~et eoun,lea bntto~ed t~o thousand dnilafe from a sisio~ ssgi,ing I mortgage shortly ai,-i~afds. s,,h ! -..s~- ai .eiii.n. ihr dshi. ht named the ~oman. Tn. other day. when she is mandrd the money the husband Naid
 Come ns~ love. ds''',}"n know ,ha, you are my iie and ,hsl aii have ,s yours and al lou hase .ntns
 3.z sbe ad T snps, that ali you've sot $ ....ue ,e, blamed i kno~ that al .e sfa n yoef. ilasils around and t...r tha n.eney ruu m4y have taken r,- ior a food bsi lu. one oi ths e"ys
 The poat i-lla~ ia'ling n rsise the none, ~as turned ouf pi fbe house
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
STIFF ECONOMY

Economy CAT sor1etf'nes ee i'sa+is@ ed ~l,h such stiffness ,ha, II ceases 10 assp- ci.te wi,h the virtues An Atkansa~ man entered drug store md szid to the propne,or I have an attack of billioas- ness who h l arn afraid wrll terminate IA tally Have you any medicine ,hai ean afford fsc any relefF'
 T have a rneilrine here, repIIed the druggiG ~tha, never fAils. The g"sefhor of 'he state he attorney genera and Al! of .hc off, iAls have been cured D il We sell :. d, one dollar bottle and f one bo,,le does not cure you come bAek and ~lll refund your money
 Haven, you %, any cheaper ned.- cine
 "Yes, here's some'duf thai seil e'' hfsy oen,A per bottle, but !; rarely ever ei iedts cure.
 .-One dollar. hfy cents, mused the man. Haven't gos much money e'o' 10 ge, a pm, of whisky. Say. give me the fifty sn, bottle.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
AN OPINION WANTED
The Attorney General a Bucksnori Man
 and a Mule

The a;torne, general al Arkans.s~. ,stf n h., otti E. working an an important railroad ease pending before the supreme saurt. when | man iren hu k>eers euz tered and asked
 A,c you he g'ucrai oi the ,,aie =
 an ihe a,torue, general
 les. N.ll " are the man ~he>s ap,mon goes a lona way n the >'t'e
 Il hope so. l'retiN ha>N aa~.-, -'s. Al and >o,ge othet time
 aee s,,; same tasshs, important t'st,'- aess aIih laa and i've ht'y mic it,Fzf here and want ,e so home ipsnikh'
 Nell. vha; 5 >uu' ha>.nes, 7.
 a>t one doNn ,i4,fs hetc and Fl show >ou.
 T ,lon', !, transae: bs..,ne>, ants.dc ite ag,ee
 A,l nsht ST when he nes' etc' e'ess e=rae> pn I'll sas 'hs' tisfi 'asa,'sa a.ssc>, 4' the peils
 ,sme au. thcuz ~ tanned ihe aifat ee, genera ans.as Inc man g'''',i.' ''.z. h=a. 7.s.,a -fafs the stree t=t'.s H.t. .s .as. a.a ,-., Here ee afs
 ! a4. s.a xal eata
 4ea. = sHa@ sha s#e .ae i4sac>t 'e sg.a ger zee he Hns e,f.a 55.,. .a 4ac>..7s :. iaa ,tfke Aas .. hen : faa..>h fe eot Has#Hcss. .stFt=z latattan' e me Now II g4s >ast' ~f''fe 5i.fzon that thg is ghc hHcst teok Re4e y II .zef scesi. ,a ett hEu tzi or zaea,, ed.r llsld n aont se .~a> iic tt,t-ts''s .;..4i-.rt -cIieI-ii V ii ; vel taken nessfHe ot dt~en>i ee hs- =sas no1Eax away ~taFe Ynu :, far han,e before s.ou ,le,ide tsr an han
 .e, GU, ot my aay ese IA5faed Inc attorney general.
 t,y, arl the nfsle
 TT have ye4 arrested. ST
 i,f' yoar eli on he enter.
 Il won, do t. ST.
 don't Want hurued opinion and I'm not soin to te heated .,.n,i nd hft, mlles for nn;hin Gc; on thal mule or l'li ge, on ,o" An,:: as .!.:e.s :, .h. high ofiaa. ~ho considering further argument unnecessary. mounted the animal and rode around the lot. While he ihus cshlbticd himself. several men entered the lo, and sf,ed the Bao ksnor man. He Has a luna,io and had been brought to the city for confinement bu, had eso aped from his guards.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
LITTLE ROCK. ARK. OCTOBER 70, 1882.

huych Salied the lndependen, iresby- ierlans. Ne have split of from the old hareh. as disagreement has ansen "a regard ia infant baptism and .he manner ot administering ihe s.@faheni. ala here 10 see whether or no, oar ta,th lti be plan:ed ia advantage n ,hls four ish.ng zoun:n and 10 try and e,i45a;e the people Now your h.ldscn here. hing as you do. remote trom intellectual al san;ases are growing ap n ignatance.
 How does yosr rhar6k stand aa tke hisNy question
 ~We fecegn.ze whisky A a.tae ;o man klud and uoy;la. ,.dsise ali people ;,. >hyii .s> deadly ntlaeBse.
 "Nc!i. be- 4ns ie shateh of i,44 a0a sfeA;sa and believe ,ha, s lttle new [ set noe and then ls l mighty me ;eN. te pFea ffors. Doe year church heaese n open -onamarsan
 ~0h. ycs. ,if Ne =, down ,sah saH Christian denominauoa.
 And when Aou ,qga; i, the t,hlc U ;he a'l5e. denolH,na;' zaa aie.s tb,ae ,. ,i.e lie, and .es-.s;lea> ei .hat 1h4tea. t.oH, yt..a
 oh ycs
 Man asars Hafeh .a>set4of .sea,s.- ...n :. IL. e: s,fe..si - te,l e.9es ae axe he senaae ss4.. asa Ufe.,a 1n3 Vh ,.y In, : W =omsaasaa i..z aa4 :, Ea. sA9e so' da2n aad e;e bread 7 uov 51zomc~ soaf dsiE ,a dzzaa yii#e u has3sy s1an ,e4> kliies; ezer inc ztccs ,he othef das iaf half eommaaia aa. tl ad4.se ,ol n take ! ,no.. iI.e. pas Inc s;ransef, afs The pfcsa her lceih 5hauefed. The cup va- passed .nd fillesi @!1tnA re allei | II the i.sn ns=slase of he nptur. sad the fa,t 3aef ,be preacher, @i,h trembling hsad. tcee.scd .ne essel He swallowed i ~ltil 4 gasp and sa, with h. hands ptessed upon Inc table. while an expression of woe settled on h,s face. ~Noa. brother fur as sieh I a4n eAli you. 1nHnacd .fc hos, "pul ap d p1al in thankiuine>s for this comuu- mon. The munster bowed and fa4t- tered something. The congregation k dismissed sad the hos, "B.Il 70 and fetch ,he brothers hoss
 The minister has reported tha, churches are plentiful in A.kansa~ and ,hAi he does no, th,nk |, advisable 10 establish churches of new faith in the state as the people hang 10 ,he old Si,h peculiar af- fec,.on.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
A RELIGIOUS HOST.
How an Arkansaw Man Compelled a
 Preacher 10 Commune.

Some time ago a well known preacher of the GAS, came to Arkansa~ 10 look al the country, ard to report to committee whether or not the introduction of their doctrine would be advisable. One ese- nlng the minister stopped a; rough log house. where he was kindly reoeIved and invited 10 partake of venison and corn bread to which repast the family had just turned attention.
 We ain, go, no coffee. said the host whose long hair when he leaned o'er to facilitate the work of shoving mea, into his mouth almos; feil into the dish oi grease in iron, of hirn. -bu; l reckon ,he whisky m the jug thar is the activest and car cut more rapers than any lickrr you ever seed. II amt none of your old s'la that's los, is sodability an enactin clause. ou, was fo;ch from the suil :his rncrnin and amt nor T go, cold yit. I ake a snort
 -i never drlnk. my good man
 But when you do it's lest about ia's tune of day. eh.r exclaimed the hos, SltA a bois,erous laugh. Turn up your cup
 Upon my word. SIT. never drink am a minister of the gospel. belong ,o
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29

aa appeal ,sh Ae taken and | an taer come before th's. the htshe' tea';
 lsn,, edge lSe ,'ralghi mar n ,laan i,eAc,c in dai raan' a'sau'ssaN ob dom business N.,nts tie ,>c ioi,h aa atafe dis ceau <, on, z and l.a l.kr Ia .c, ,el sent l deputy 'e1se 3o~u tet my heare ;es ..tse.. le nAa asln pha s.pne. f.e epen.n de bottle ab aa W4ath
 IN ba. k the sa~e .,Ned lhr adGe atno>rd | the afdoi of ihe old mae lioe- sel ktaN <s,k iaS,aa
 No. I am nei l54o.n,ed glth hn
 Wall dat man hsh ammttted b. .mN Al oiA house
 Ilen. mary t0e ei saa' daashtel>
 -t1h. GOT st. he ,e1ac ahes ,ei mA house dis naolu.n an 5usscd n, v5ic sa daughter
 That aet hfgaHY
 l; am nnn >e, ,ali a>sia tao women. aFsatu,
 NJ | weald ome under he hea,- oi ia|eHf s,d ,l,tl-sve l,as Gakc
 De dsf,.i asrafa Wdl. La ses sz.Ay vfa t4s tslsc at ae lse ls,.a ,.sa ,seo.ea 9s.s.s .tsuas oehct secd ,e le la al> dA ptesc5i lt' bur .,asr=zet scs = el ds .eaH jFe de LA .i.n .a#,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
SIX MONTHS
Why 2 Man Was Sen, 10 Prison for At
 tempting Suicide.

You are arraigned on a charge of committing assault with intent to kill. = sad the judge hxng his legal gaze on an unfortunate man who had Jus, been ar ralgned before the solemn bar of lestlse
 Yes. judge.
 -' You tried ,o kIll man.
 Yes ST. and nlsh ,ha, had s4e- ceeded.
 . You convic, yourself SIT Your case demands no further fnves,,garson
 Bu:, your honor. committed he As- s4ul, upon myself. l ain ured oi die and desire 10 dle You canno, punish ne for attempting 10 in,ure myself
 The law makes no speea4 provision. You are man. You committed the as sAult upon yourself. man. and no~ YOU. AS d man. mus, suffer for assauitnk youT- self as a man II you had succeeded II your plot. which you. as man, planned agains, yourself. as man. and had, as a man, killed yourself. as man, my oourt would have had no especial jurisdiction m the matter. But as II is. the lAS says that you. as man. must suffer ioT com hitting i,'s unnecessary 10 rePea, the la~-six months in the county lzil, by the expiration of which tune ii is 10 be hoped ,hzr you will learn forbearaace and not. as man. take offense a, any little thing Nhlch yourse!L as a man. nigh, sah
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
 RAPID LAW
A Coioret Gentleman Who Wsniet
 Bigsmy Punished

sAhA, do you want s,rF sA'd the chlei ,us.lre of Arkansa~ as an oid,colored man entered the door~sy and stood m ernbar- rassed respect.
 .sis dl. de chief Jedge what has de honor ob addresSin' nysef
 -I an ,he ehief justice.
 .'Yzs. ~4Il l'ss go. case fur yer Ter hitch aid.
 "Your ease old man, If n ever reaches me mus, come through the regular char nei of appeal, ihz; IS. fl mus hra be trled by lower court. when. if dissatisfaction is found with the manner of its disposal,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
THE TROPICAL SON.
Young Mglkii,le wants 10 Understand
 me Calf Business

Tie Nes NJ Nalkiule had ,u,, finished aF.;lng sermon oa the Prodisal eon. his tHehenored dss- auisi;,cn n he waye ardnes> oi ,ha; yaan. rebtoba.e having Teen n.,la.a. when he boy entered and askes.
 Ia. sha.'re !oa writing aboa; =
 The pradisa. son
 lei me abag; h.ia
 Wei, the i'red.sal san. sad the reverend gentleman. ,sF-ng:as his rnana- szf;p: w.ss a bad boy Wao grew where page five Here ]: ap ;o be sogas gaaus He though, :ha; he had more sense than hs father ana wanted hi, par, ef the money and goods so he eoald so away and en5ay himself iie though; ,ha, he haa worked fer hs father iong enough and deub,less spoke of him as inc old ma- Well he spen: Is money IT riu,oas l. sias.
 .. ioa rie,o.s :.
 Nhy.Ia sqending h,s money fooi.>hA. .Af.er 4wh5!e h.~ money gave ea. aaa huner and set he,Fa;aped home
 ..N'a< ha> ,r. ,i..,, <. han
 = N. h. ia.her saa h=fa oming tsa fan ,o tnee; h.nl and ici. on h.s ne .sha, aFe yea iae -sh n about.
 FaIlea e:. his ael <. = .le.
 Siap Aalr t,;erng. SIT. The fs,he, was glad . ~ee h.s ,on asaln and had the fa,,ed s.!f killed ard gave great feas' and re a.ced because hls son had returned Bti; ,i,e ottsef s,,F1 ssht- had -tayed Al home. dlda,: Ike i, because the calf MS killed and the feast gwen. and declared ,ha: he had renamed with his father all the tune and worked and had never had an opportunity of inakins merry with h., frents.
 Did the other boy eat the calf:
 . He helped 10 ca IL
 Did the boy wha, got mad ct, any ot the calf
 :. No. he was too mad. The calf business got away Nith hum. didn, II.
 "les. he didn't think ;hA; h.s fs,her had treated him rightly. !. An when the bad boy ca, the calf did he van, another one
 .. l don, know
 Was i, a red calf"
 The Bible doesn, say ~ha, kind of calf it was
 Did the COW bawl when the calf ~as killed;"
 "Thatll do. now.
 If I was,er go away and spend my money would yoa kill a calf -.-- No"
 Why wouldn't you: An fl you ~as,er kill calf an little brother waster gi, mad you'd spank him. wouldn't you
 its time 10 hush now.
 ..D,d the calf go 10 Heaven :"
 The en,erprisng young man dodged- but howl. heard by the grandmother al the remotest corner ofthe premises. told ,ha, the effor, 10 avoid punishmen; was
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
ATTEST oUEsTIoH

Mamma sad h,,ls gid |" dn you love papa
 Yes.
 Papa, do you love mamma
 ies. ~hY ds you AAk S' 4atd the father. turning ,o the company nth 4nythin. but an air of sausfzrtlon
 B~saus the other day when them people sAN here 1 .old s,"p and you whipped fpe and Jus, want ,o ser f yoa and mamma would tell s,or,es Es heard you and mamma Nay the other nighi thz, you hated e..s h other and were going away and no, come back AnY more
 Don, !" 'a,npef wTth rh,ldrsn-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
AGRICULTURAL IlIosrsArloN

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The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29

4 NEw iosk man writes 70 ;his paper asking the condition of Afkansaw poll tcs No~ fsn'. ,ha, breath taking question Asking about the poiI,ies of this state Why. the poor sinner must belong 70 ,he Non Reading Club. ar organization which has z,tzlned wonder ful popularity IT Ne~ York. If the gen. tleman were a newspaper reader; he would soon learn that the average Ark ansawycr knows nothing Of the politics of his state The political ca, jumps in a ng-Ezg manner.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
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The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29
CAUSE OF THE IMPROVEMENT

hope you ~Ill esfuse my siap''i''Y doctor. sad A woman to an Arkansa~ ,,s.ysieian whose profe>alonai skili had beer. visited on her husband and ~ho had cAlIed agaln ,o in.es,isate the eondi'aon of ,he pA,icu' . but really didh ' thtnb "
 Your husband IS much better this morning, madam.
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