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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10
RBsrRAlNlNu NATIONAL nANKs.

lt3STltAINING NATIONAL nhkKS.
National banhH throughout lhv United
btates hre awaiting. with considerable
int"IeSi. tho opinion OF ihe attOru.y
general in reply Ia sories Of important
intorrogntories pr"poundod 10 him last
week by thc aciug secretary Of tho
treasury, llicre. threu in number, aro
as follOwr
fh'' Has national bank u legal right "a
accept ch"oks 'thwu Up"u II uniess the draw
az Ess the sHuunt -tntrl In thu check actually
On deposit Ia the hnnL'
SsSoH,f--lf n untinua, bank has power To make
suoh nycopt.noo, wouid auoh nooOptsnos, at the
time when no,ry wap not 0a ihp All 80 the
credit u tho drAwrr, ba = liability 10 II fur
money borrowed. Nni Ms suoh bo required To 10
limited ~ oue t'rih ~ ihc paid In uapitai ~
the bsni. AZ provided by rcctlon o.iOJ. Uuit-d
States Revised stautef2
rLrd til II national bank has power ~ 40
ocpt suoh CHECKS opusl ln amount II my ono
ease ~ "nc. tenth at iu o.piIai. would tho so
crutAnce OF nny nruu'I OF snoh cheeks tu pn
amount oiooehiug tn the agsrrg ate tho amouu,
oi its paid In capital ho Ia violation W rrotior
s,l1, United sta'.s c'iscd statutr-9
While all national banks have NOR.
or losS interest ~ tho decision on tLos,
! points, and must ~ necessity be bound
thereby. II ~ fnlr 10 preBums that th,
comptroller of tho currency. In bringing
the matter tu mn issuc, had IN mind the
Rystom rnrmcd by ultionsl bHnks In
/ Nutu Y L.. "a
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Acting on the sugEoslIon that letter
nosteve he reduced to two cent II half
ounce, IA postofli,o department oih"iaI
has figured out TINT on TINT bnris the de-
tci, for the lnat yonr, one ot tho most
nrosperous in the history ot the service,
wouli b, SlUOoo,O00, instcod u a Hnr
nina of a. l.bOOUUO.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10
THE HOOD ,ssItDHEN.
An Arronntot where Ihcy ARE
and w Int Jhcy sre Doing

Mr.. Burns, secretary ui lloodh Brlgudc
association, Is In i"ce,pl Of the following
ietttr giving IN hccount oi the Hood cinl-
dfen;
n,rcmKarru T.. q, y. y, Sept. ~ --
Rult. Burns, E.u secretary iiuod'sTrNH
brigade ras ,clitiun, llonslun, TrAas
Dear Sin write Ia bcitnii ul any brother.
m-law, Mr. John a. Morris, Whu-e health
iOr sone mOuthr past ila7 brcn 80 nu"cr-
tain aB To- Int, ,rtGc ycIy materially wan
hI, rnrrcspondrnre He dr.ires me 10 n,-
knowledge tle receipt Ut your letter ul
April 31tu h,.i, And To giy- Nou, ~ yuu
requctl some iui ui,IInuiun rrgHdlng thu
children uf the late Gen. Hood lhr I'D
rst, twin girls Of twelve Nrnts, are b,iug
educated hv MIR Morris himself tn
llunOvor, GrrmAny. whence his own chI-
dr,n havu returned, after II suIlurn lhrtc
al several Years John Bell, the cld
est boy Ten wears old, hH- been adopt.
ud by Mr. and Mrs. Ru4srll, Ol Nlra-
| issippi, and we frequently recciyu the
host accounts OF his hcalth and hap
plnoss. Duncan Norhct, ngrd nine
years, is now at school near > trutogA,
N. Y where hi- rx pouper are paid hl
| Miss furniss, n wealthy mWd"n lAdy
of kaw York, with whom he spends
| nlh NhHhllbNh NJ ltt b'hUlllut nome NJ
Ienux, Muse. LiIlinn and Mary. twin
girls Ot eight years, nrc the hrluycd
and adopted children of Mr. and Mrs.
Thachor Adams, ui Now York ctt,
aud Ida aud odilc, twins, aged siN
years, ,luve been taken hy Mr. and
Mrs. McGee, of Woodville, Mass ,
where they have a very lovely and
happy -homo. OSwsld, the next m
order, " hoy Of nearly five summers,
has boon adopted by MIR. and Mira.
ilsrney, of Now York, who, last year
took the child TO visit All of his
| fathers relatives In Kentucky, ana
who are devoted 10 iLGir young
onsrge Anna Gerirudo, tie Young
csl. after having been taken by MIR
Joscphs, OF Georgia, died two yrnr-
since from tcuthlng, at the age of on,
year. All Of those who have adoplr,
these children are lhrustl as childlrr,
sav" only Mr.. and Mrs. Morris. thu,
tho children have thu undivided low,
and devotion of thnir new parents
They are each ami every one tiu,
children, handsome, Intelligent aml
tull of character, and there IL oycry
reason to hope that they will do hon
or To their blood and make liuc mcl
and women. | remain, dear ar, very
truly yours,
EVA HERMAN llAItpING.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Mr.. Gladstone thinks that Egypt will
again becoms prosperous AMI happy. IL
would have added interest to his speech
had he Informed his audience when
EgyPs was either pro,p rouu or happy.
And II would hnYe added vastly 10 the
influence of his address had he declared
That lrelsnd should bo made prosperous
and happy during his premiership.
Forty Esypts would bo Of lees account
10 England than Ireland
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Two more veszcla, EugliHh stonm
ships, have crossed the har II, Calves
ton drawing fourteen ioct and thro"
inches. The ExAMSEu true,s tho day
IL not fnr distant when Ahip draw ng
twenty feet will mokc the rnssngc with
ont any difficulty, Deeper water at Gal
weston means advantage and bcnoli to
Texns generally.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Frank james mm already securod
law ers 10 defend him aud will shortly
DO plnced on trial AT lndependcnco, Mo
IL does not appear that Governor Crit.
Ionden made ilm ANY explicit promise
VI nmnesty In the even, oi conviction,
bu' II seems ~ ba tho general opinion
thai such will be tho result and that
Frank ID assured of 1t III manner Sufli-
elenlly satIstAotury 10 hImnelf.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Arubi Pasha's trial hus commenced.
II he could get Il " American lawyers,
who would exhaust coLtiuuancos and
such things, and then wind w with the
insnuit, dodge. he might bo happy yet.
Tho American lawyers cross examine.
tion would worry the khcdivo and Glen.
Wolseley out OF thoiI vita and show up
Arahi us n mnch. ininreh mnn.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

During the year 1891 the American
Bunrd ui Furoigu Missions spcut SGis,
900 in efforts to reclaim and ChrlstiHnize
heather people. II lsn ludHblo work;
yot we cannot help MiaLinR that the bo-
mghtcd forugncrs would de- something
for the abundant heuthcu IN our own
hghwaya and hywHye,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Virtue In its own reward. aa frHhh
James IL already beginning to hnd ou''
The manager Of II museum at fii'bbufs'
pa, hns telcgraphed him Offering him
$500 week to appear under hiH man
agemont, provided matters will arrange
themselyes Al the oiIcl can Ice accepted
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

hte Wedding not long slncr, among
,Ao presents displayed wos 81 900 bank
uUto from the iAthor oi tho bride. Aftes
tbe wedding was over the old gentleman
folded np the noe and put u in h,s yes,
pocket, The conduct Uf that do,ing
tathes rOminds one very much nj tnc
pTOrniseH OF reform made by candidates
pTevious 30 Tho election Ss D,rasted
with their performances whou the elec-
,tnu ia nyar
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Ben Butler yesterday publiehed for
NAL acceptance Of tho democratic nom''
u..,un for Governor Of NHrsholusctts
Those who are curious to know where
Butler siands ON the politloal questions
uf the hour may hnd hiT posiNon "n'
Nned I'm the teleRrnms this morning.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Az WAS 10 bo expected Hon. Johu
Hanoock'r yiows concerning tho hrih
have incurred tho suapicion aud hnhl'y
In, hostihty OF the wool-growing intere"'
An his district. II need no. surpfise any
hoav 10 Dayia beats HANCOCK.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Prank JRmcs had Il perfect ovation all
,he why from Jefferson City To indepond
.nce. where ho is nov in Jail 10 IL
ass.rted that he can give bail at
Independence 10 the tune OF million
t,ll.,u
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Its timo tn take oil your low shoes. il
Ii getting too cool to wear them now
with any comfort, ~ gontlrm-u # Won
wish to save doctors bill, 20 tn Sanger
Bros aud get apair OF the culehrnt.d f.
boydon 4 Co.'S high shoes, ovory palr
warranted -9lOtc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

The "flectric Screw Worm kille," o.,
Thicker n Willis, takes the lead Of ali
others for not only dest owing the
worms, Lut healing the wound aud keep.
ing off the dies, and it is So cheap, too.
70 cents for IL pint hottlr.-72OIRwtf
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10
A. Il. BLEVINs.

New black and cuiored velvets, new
silk and col"red plusLe-, plain brocade,
strired and polku dotted silks. IN black
aud colored, are now On exhibition at b.
HaberH. lDltc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Wholesale grocors l2l and 42a North
main and 20s, 2Ol, aOi and 3irS Vine streets
II. Louis, Mo, Issue weekly price book
which they will furnish to merchants ol
parties Intending Ia commence bushes,
tres OF charge ON application. 0l a7dwly
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

The election in Ohio to-day ia Tor
minor state officers aud coneresHmen'
Both pnrtics claim the state.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10
EVA HERMAN nARpINa.

Burnham II Co succcsROr to Mggiua
" Co, in the hardware business, ARE
closing out NJ such reduction in prices
M makes it al object Tor reoplc to call
Mt their house on tho avenue, who wish
anything in their line. Stoves u all
kinds Ia variety ut about one third oil,
crockery, glRRaware, china; also tab e
cutlery at rricos 10 fairly HRtonish aud
plchsc the Indies: nnd everything elise
reducod IN price, accordingly. Ihiugs
are gong Gt n bargain Hni no mirtukc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10
w hits Nv nn
Royalty.
w .Iits swan
Efnx-

w oyGt,ro bro,h Of FYo,r TINT
stand ,ritdpm ,icaie. IN, is Hruc
pI'" ultra Wtor m0kUy hispua, tbt
ether IS h,rreiSirrJor m0b55,y Hght
breo'i, atd re are hath in n, iap
notch for matiog 0,,ytb3,g ow ~
doH. 4 h't"i settles he gursti1a
uy,d S,tSfui,s o,fr cK,iiUvs.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10
We pnd the following in the Austiu

Statesman;
Bfother Shaw, Of Waco, IL simply
seeking notonety. lie gets himself reg
alarly aired now in the Waco papers,
aud u many others Rs possible sonsa-
tion IN taking hold Of the pulpit, and
tho fact is OF 40 benefit 10 Christianity
~ the Ststesman knew Mr.. Shaw Rs
well as the ExAAIEER docs it would no,
have perpetra d this ungeneronsthrns'
Here in Waco Mr. Shaw is regarded ms
absolutely sincere and honest In his
coarse. He ia u modest man, who does
10. desire or seek notoriety.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

zS-s For ,y-r.usi.,
CuntLvrnosp,
asLAeAas I. i,,s.,..S9 - sick honlaeh",
r/&hzs1,SM chronic BIsr-
RI fFTyYDA ~ rb,N. I,,,,J,c.
u ~ ,''.,,'.,',, ,,.'
AZ.DJ i'npnTity "t ia"
.&GSIg 4 "a Hl"ud. Fewer tuh
sL1cs-.sz, - - - "a 1,,n. .,I,r,,
NIzritiB N6sl,H and, nil nI,,ss.s
S-A-a-1s-;-1-.-eeeH----x s--ss.-eH- ...i ,., no
"""H""
S'hI i@"hH @ " q i,l'hnSi'p ~ rn. ~.
nam /, f,i, nn,l., tk. ,haoiler blade. mi,t,trn Er
th,um,,i,u general lu,, .f ,uutti,. N,ucls
s,r-rily ,.,t,, , n,.,it,.s ,It,tn,t,n. ~tth l,y.
th, l,,A is tfpiils.l Nth p,tn 1, dali lni heavy
utb c,p,iJer.,l, l5., II rn,rlo,,. ,rclmr,n,ri
auaiuiI, ,,,,,if m r,fl..,lu,, uHien, ,nin,tluu.
~h,'a ought a. h''' h'n d.nc a >lEu' ny '"nM
A"' Wu'N'- '''' - ','",t '' '''l'.l'".' -. '
''t'',''" d" '' ''' I''. '' ',''r ,
ir,t cold ? tarnu,. sometur, , pr,gsly ,ru,,,ion
ni the kin Gusts. ,put' uc low 1na ie'pondent.
and, although satisfied that ,Nc''i.e Nouli 'o hcne.
t,,d, yet unc ,tu httIly sumtnpn up iHuItudg 10
uy It iu tact. iAtustr every truvly. Several
~ the above ug'o", attend the ,''' ''' nut eA's
"''e ue."'Ie" Nhyn hui ~ 1' uhtn' eN.t,u, Sst
S''U,''-' '" 'lyi nt"'i nv 'I,D"" 'ne '-iH'' '"
nave hocn 'f'sh''"lJ hethhsei
1t -honld he u-cd nv Al, pcrson., old and
S"""R' ""'""N'i "iS "' III" ""''"
symptoms appear.
icra"n- frrv"hng or Living IN Un-
h'"ihy I"r"h'l"-' ~ tet'n. ''.'e o.. "''un.
ally 20 s''V iNs Layer in h's'tlr AGIiunt ~u avoid
all Malaria, hiiinu~ attack, btINu'Gg, NsI-
'r& pn"Nn,", ISwe'Ni1n 81 SWnt'; etc 1t
.,G ,n. ,ta'9 NE sL,'' OF -'N'' "n' 10 II" In
II ymu hnvo cai.n ANYTHING hard of
dlg"-ti"n. or f,el heavy ahrf mrilS, " sleep
Timo aud Doctors BlI. will he saved
by nl.Ay. L,rplnu Tho Rcori,,nr
In the iiousor
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

MlAcs' high button boots In hcnntim
styles Calt and scc them nj !. T.. SulIi
VAN Il 20. 's.--l0Slt
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1882-10-10

Ache thcy would M slmoH priosesE IN th0ar who
tuRer itom this Il 'ir~-silu! cumpAint; hut lor'u-
nrirlY tholr guntnUs> dCss not end hotc, aud tho,
wAn uu,a Try than Will hnd these ttti" pills ,alu-
snl" "a - many ways thatihy w,lnut 10" willing
lO do without tpu,. kut alter all hi,k head
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24
NEW GOODS.

T AM recciyinga splendid new stock of
L Hardware, Qucenswarc, Groceries, Do
mestic Dry Goods, Boots Shoes, &C.,
which am determined to sell mt the very
lowest cash prices. Call and examine be-
fore purchasing elsewhere.
q. Z. HODGES.
If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24
FRANK LEsLIE's SUNDAY MAGAZINE.

The number for Juy prcsents such attractions
as 10 commend II ~ public favor and Insure In
crcasiDg patronage. The opening article gives
on exceedingly Interesting history Of "Nar:ha's
Vineyard" and has teyen Illustrations est
Petersburg, the City 81 Contradictions" with ten
illustrations). Musical Instruments Of the b.
blc," by Aireton Ileryey Uwenty iilustrations),
''The Society Of the Red Gross" (siK llusuatIoDs)
Some NJ woman's Rights," by Rev. Dr. Tsl-
mage, "Kompett's Stories Of Jewish Home Llfc,p
and "a Vsit to hbottsford and Ia Vincity' sre
some of the prominent features. There are seri-
nj aud short stories Ny Nstion Harland and 9th.
or popular writer; some admirable sketches aud
essayt: poeiDs by Longi.llow, i B0urke Msfston
and other, several OF them Lastefuly illustrated;
and an abundance of other good thipga that We
have not Fplce to psrticuIarizs. The Home
Pulpir' has a sermon by Dr.. Tslmagr. ''Lost
sheep" Religious Facts" "Tbe Collcctlon
Basket" Information for The C1Tious," etc..
are exceedingly iBteresling features. The piice
OF a single numOcr Is p cent?, or % per aDnufD,
sent postpaid. Address FRANK LESLIE, 3d. IS
and 81 Park Place, New York.
tn The we-known and popular Autboess,
Marion HaTlaDd, begins new rrrill story en-
titled "a GooD FELLOW" In the August number
OF FRANK LLsLIF's SUNDAY MAGAZINE, written
expressly Tor IL pager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24

A SURE SICS-Eyery established
local newspaper receives subscriptions
from large cities, which puzzle the pub
fishers, but which the New York Times
lately explained as follows: "a whole.
sale merchant in this city, rich in tho
business says his rule is, that whom be
sells bill of goods on credit, 10 immedi-
ately subscribe for the local paper Of bis
debtor So long as his customer adver.
tises literally and vigorously, be rested,
but as soon as he began 10 contract bis
advertising space, be took the fact as
evidence that there was trouble ahead,
and invariably went for the debtor, and
said he The man that is too poor 10
make his business known IL too poor 10
do business The withdrawal Of an al.
vertisement is evidence Of weakness that
business men are not slow 10 act upon.
A young married Irish girl, aged IS
years, named Annie Murray, who arrived
at Castle Garden, Ell route To Join her
husband In Scranton, Pa, where he has
been working for the past seven months,
Thursday afternoon became the mother Of
three children, all girls. The children
are strong aud healthy, and the mother 10
doing az well as can be expected under
the circumstances.
The mountains Of Swain county, in
Western North Carolina, arc said 10 be
of solid marble, red, plDk, plaided and
black.
The pine needles OF the Silecian for
ests have been converted into forest
wool, which besides being efficacious
in cases of rheumatism, can be curled,
ielted and woven.
In Russia The sunAower has prscti-
cal, if not an @stheiical, value. Ii is
cultivated for the oil il yields The oil
is used iu cooking as well as in lamps,
and for making soap and paint.
Scboolhouses should have lightning
rods on them, for If you spare the rq
the children may be spoiled.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24

~ The poorest girls in the world arc
those who have never been taught 10
work. There are thousands of them. Rich
parents have pcttcd them; they have been
taught TO despise, and depend upon others
for living and are perfectly helpless.
Ifmisfortunc comes upon their friends, ms
IL often does their case is hopeless. The
most forlorn aud miserable women upon
earth belong to this class. 1t belongs 10
parents 20 protect their daughters from
this deplorable condition. They do them
great wrong II they neglect 1t. Every
daughter should be taught To earn her
own living. The rich "a we'll as the poor
require this training. The wheel Of for
tune rolls swiftly round--the rich are
very likely TO become poor, and the poor
rich. Still, TO labor j. no disadvantage
to the rich, and 10 indispensable 10 tho
poor.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24

Better Luck Another Icar.

oh never sink meath Fortunes frown,
But brave her with shout of cheer,
And front her fairly-face her down
She's only stern 10 those who fear.
Here's "better luck another year ~
Another year.
Aye, better luck another year,
Wen have her smile instead of sneer-
\ thousand smiles for every tear,
With home made glad and goodly cheer,
And better luck another year
Another year.
The damsel Fortune still denies
The plea that yet delights her car;
lis hut our manhood that she tries,
She's coy TO those who doubt and fear,
She'll grant the suit another year
Another year.
Here's ''bettcr luck another year.
She now denies the golden prize;
But spite Of frown and SCorn or sncer,
Be firm, and we will win and wear
With home made glad and goodly cheer,
In better luck another year,
Another year Another year.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24
SPRING
aAE5D EN in G i!


THE undersigned begs leave to inform
i their friend- and the public generally,
that they have just opened and are ready
toexhibit new stock OF
SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS,
which have been purchased with care TO
suit the trade. We have in stock
DRY GOODS
NOTIONS,
WHITE GOODS,
SHOES.
STRAW. HATS,
GROCERIES.
QUEENSWARE,
HARBW ARE,
WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE,
ald all goods usually kept in stock OF
General Merchandise; sn inspection OF
our stock is solicited. We feel grateful
for the patronage we have received in the
past and hope by strict attention to busi-
ness to merit a continuance of our old Gus
toners and many new ones that favor us
with their trade. Call TO see IA next door
to the Bank. No trouble TO show goods.
Prices to suit the times; quality and styles
open 10 criticism or comparison with any
store in the county.
BAKER & BILI.MYER.
April Is, 1882. If
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24
How 10 Kecp We'll and Live
Long by NOT doing Things.

Don't sleep in draught.
Don't go to bed with cold feet.
Don't stand over hot-air register.
Don't eat what you do not need TO
save it.
Don't Try to get cool too quickly
after exercise.
Don't start the days work without q
good breakfast.
Don't sleep in room without yentl-
lation of some kind.
Don't stuff cold least You be next
obliged to starve fever.
Don't try TO get along without tlan-
mel undercloting in winter
Don't use your voice for loud speak
ing or singing when hoarse.
Don't try to get along with less than
eight or nine hours sleep.
Don't sleep in the same undergar-
ments you wear during the day.
Don't toast your feet by the fire, but
try light friction instead.
Don't neglect TO have at least one
movement of tho bowels each day.
Don't try 20 keep up on coffee and
alcohol when you ought to 60 TO bed
Don't drink ice water by the glass;
take it in sip, and swallow it at a time.
Don't eat snow to queuch thirst; it
brings inflammation of the throat.
Don't srain your eyes by reading or
working with insufficient or fickerlng
light.
Don't use the eyes for reading or fine
work in the twilight OF evening or early
morn.
Don't try to lcngthen your days by
cutting short your nights rest; 1t Is
poor economy.
Don't wear close, heavy fur or rub
bur caps or hats ifyour hair is thin or
falls out easily.
Don't eat anything between meals,
excepting fruits or glass OF hot milk
if you feel faint.
Don't take seme other persons medl-
cine because you are troubled some
what as they were.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24

MISTAKE WAS MADE.-A young lady
gave 'her young man beautifully
worked pair Of slippers, and he ac
know,edged the present by sending her
his picture, incased in n handsome
frame. lie wrote note to send with
it, and at the same time replied angrily
to an oftlepeated dun for an unpaid for
suit of clothes. lie gave the ten cents
to deliver the package and notes, Civ
ing explicit directions as to the destlna-
tion Of each.
1t was boy with freckled face;
and he discharged his errand in a man
ner that should give a niche in the TEN
pie OF fame.
The young lady received a note in
her adorcd ones handwriting, and flew
to her room to read It's contents. She
opened the missive with eager fingers,
and read:
I'm getting tired Of your everlasting at
tentiou. The suit is abont worn out al
ready. 1t never amounted 70 much, any
way. Please go TO thunderl
And the tailor was struck utterly dumb
when he opened the parcel and discoy-
cred the picture Of his delinquent Gus
toner, with a note that said:
"When you gaze upon the features
think how much owe yon."
When the unfortunate young man
sailed around that evening TO receive
the happy acknowledgement Of bis
sweetheart he was very ostentaiiously
showed off the steps by the young lady's
father.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1882-06-24

TIE WOES or TIE WEALTHY.-Fair-
" prosperous men throughout the coun-
Try are disposed to enyey men like Van
derbilt, Gould andtte other Wall street
magnates their great wealth. But prob
ably there are no more badgered people
on earth than the possessors OF millions
of dollars. Their own relatives prey
upon them and have no gratitude for
what they get The great capitalist
can never escape from the cares his
wealth brings upon him. lie is in dan
ger of robbery, and is bored by iuven-
tors and SPECTATORS of all kinds, and
then his very life is in danger. Jay
Gould has been assaulted more than
once, and detectives are always OF the
watch TO protect linn from actual VIC
lence when he walks the street. lie
hires a secretary who accompanies him
everywhere, a great, big man who is
understood 10 be fully armed. Quite
recently man who bad been unsuc-
cessful IN Wall street speculations sent
him anonymous letters, threatening TO
kill him unless he gave him points on
the market. This blackmailer had tor
merly borne very high character, bat
Gould was so afraid of him that he
spent small fortune TO catch him. Ia
this be finally succeeded. After all,
the prayer of the old Hebrew for the
Lord 10 give him neither poverty nor
riches, is the one which should be made
by all sensible men. Poverty is to be
dreaded, but then great wealth has its
own burdens and Affections.