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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1882-04-10

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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
Dtscc,sntf,'g Physiology.

"Your heart" said the lecturer.
" beats seventy times minute" Well,
we don't know much about physiology
and anatomy, but this heart business
depends great deal. The ordinary heart
may be able to get along very comforta-
bly, on seventy beats minute in the day
time and at dinner or at church or that
sort Of thing, but bless your anatomical
ideas, doctor, we have stood on the out
side Of a little, swinging gate, no later
than 10 o'clock on night in June, not
saying word, but just looking at pair
OF brown eyes on the other side of the
pickets-eyes that paled the starlight
and just waiting for the moon to get
under a cloud, and-and-why-why,
man aGve-seventy times a minute :?
Seventy times? A minute? Why, even
unto seventy times seventy second
would only be an approximate estimate.
We never tried to count them, but we
know that seventy times minute wasn't
even freight-train time under those Cir
cumstances.-B~rdette.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
&eOivQI Of Hoop Skirts.

One Of the most alarming announce
ments in recent foreign news is the re-
appearance In Paris and London of the
enormous crinoline hoop-skirt. As it
has appeared there, it must OF course
soon appear here. There is no calamity
SO great. however, that it mas not some
compensation. It will be the first severe
blow at modern estheticism as applied
to house furnishing. The modern house
is at present museum of blue china
plates, tea-pots, sugar-bowls, jugs, vases,
PLAQUES AID crockery in all states of age
and dilapidation, beside numerous other
fiimsy and brittle objects of bric-a-brac,
ormolu, buhl, bijouterie and vertu,
which are not arranged in any order or
system, but are piled up and thrown
round helter-skelter, and in all sorts Of
confusion. To navigate safely among
them, even with the present limp and
clinging styles of drapery, requires great
skill and circumspection, but when
women envelop themselves in crinoline
and go sailing about like balloons, the
esthetic stuff has got to be moved or so
to everlasting smash. As fashion is the
ruling element in the female mind, as
between hoops and blue china the latter
will have to go.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
DIVORCE IN AMERICA.

Augusta Moore, writing to the EUa1-
gelist. says I took up daily paper one
day and saw nineteen divorces in it. I
took up another and saw five. 1 went
to a certain church and found there in
full communion woman who has two
husbands. visited the house of a
leading member" in a church and
found there a minister who has divorced
one wife "a virtuous woman) and is mar
RED to another. I know a minister who
married doctor to woman for whom
he had divorced his excellent wife.
This was in Clinton, Ct. Time would fail
me to particularize the cases of this sort
that know, and I live among the best
people that there are in the world.
These cases are as plenty everywhere as
they are abcnt me-indeed, much more
SO IN many localities. A friend writes
LIE from California that it is hardly safe
to say divorce" SO many Of "the very
incest people" have two or three hus-
bands or wives living. Now, is lot this
On encouraging state OF things? Is it
any wonder that some ministers are tell
ing us how fast the world is growing
better, how the very millennium is upon
Us? It is to be feared we can hardly
exert just the moral influence that is
needed over the Mormons till the States
are reformed. Prof. Austin Phelps says ::
eve are not half awake to the fact that
by our laws Of divorce and our tolera-
ton of the social evil We are doing more
to corrupt the nations heart than Nor
monism, ten-fold."
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10

1 wish you would" she replied. Elm
just as sleepy as can be- He cleared.
The Boston papers Say the girls in
that city have begun to wear police he'll
met hats. Then should the Boston pa
pers warn the Boston girls. If they 60
to initiating the Boston police they will
never catch a man.
do You enjoy married life?" asked a
spinster of a friend who had Just re-
turned from her wedding trip. Ella,
how can / tell ?" blushingly answered
the bride. GIVE only been married
three months"
1T is now fashionable for ladies to be
square shouldered. OF course very few
ladies are square shouldered nowadays.
but the art of the dressmaker here shows
up to good advantage. All dressmak-
er needs is something that can walk;
the rest may be artificial.
JOHNNY (on his way to party)-"O!
aunty, won't it be Jolly! The fun and
the games Don't you like parties -
Aunt Annie" Yes, dear, like the par
ties, but don't go so much for such
games as you little chaps" Johnny
"Ah, I forgot; the big chaps are the
game you go for now!"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
ONLY 4 PRINTER.

The following tribute to the noble
preservative art we find in contempo-
rary, and we commend its strong con-
trast to the intelligent reader "He is
only q printer" Such was the remark
OF leader Of aristocracy-the Goldfish
ar;stocracy. Who was the Earl of STAN
hope? He was only a printer. What
is Prince Frederic William, married to
the Princess Royal of England? He,
too, was only printer. Who was Will
lam Caxton, one of the fathers of itera-
tUre? He was only a printer. Who
was G. P. Morris, n. P. Willis, J. Gales,
G. Richardson, Horace Greeley, Bayard
Taylor, Charles Dickens, Theirs, Jer-
rord, George D. Prentice, Bishop Kav-
anaugh, and Senators Dix, Cameron,
Plumb and Niles? These were only
printers. What was Benjamin Franklin?
He was only printer. Everybody can
not afford to be printer brains are
necessary.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
Just the Same.

There IVES a crowd Of carriages in
front of church when a man came
along, discovered that something was
going on, and, leaning against hitch
ing post, he asked of pedestrian
"Was it very sudden?"
81 don't know"
"Presume it was. Well, we've all
got to go that way. Do you know, sir,
that-that-"
Here his voice broke down and he
reached for his handkerchief.
What's the matter? ?" inquired the
other.
young wonan's funeral in there"
"That's no funeral that's a mar
riage
Marriage -yes-marriage -I
see. Well, it's ali the same to me.
Give me the young mans name and I'll
weep over him !"
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
And poor Dorry dropped the pretty
parcel into the bag AGAIN.

And poor Dorry dropped the pretty
parcel into the bag again.
So the merry game went on; some
escaped detection and saved their gifts !;
some were detected and lost them but
the godmother would not suffer those
who had parcels to try again, and there
fore, in the course of the game, those
who had failed at first succeeded after q
while. When all had parcels, and the
bag was nearly empty, what did the old
fairy do but straighten up, throw off her
hat, cap, false face and cloak, and if it
wasn't Uncle George himself, very red
in the face, and very glad to be out Of
his prison. Instantly one and all dis
covered that they had known all along
it was Mr.. Reed.
CHA! ha they laughed; "and
now," starting in pursuit-"let's see
who the white gnome is y
They caught him at the foot of the
stairs, and were not very much aston
ished when Ed Tyler came to light.
"That is splendid game! declared
some. "Grand !" cried others. ssFine, +"
''first-rate, " GLORIOUS, % "capital," Gas
good as Christmas" said the rest. Then
they opened their parcels, and there
was: great rejoicing. Mapes
Dodge, in st. Nicholas.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
Etiquette Of Making Calls.

The toilet for cerenonious visit
should be quiet, but somewha. more
careful and elegant than for O mere walk
or drive. The lady who is receiving
wears pretty home dress of handsome
silk, when it Is cool enough, or IL SUM
mer of dainty muslin or some soft-fall-
ing, thin fabric which suits the summer
warmth. She should never wear dia-
monds or flowers, other than summer
rose or some such trife stuck careIessly
IN belt or buttonhole.
The lady Of the house always rises to
receive her guest, and usually gives her
hand, with some cordial expression OF
greeting, whether the visitor is a lady
or gentleman; but men 90 not usually
take the initiative in shaking hands.
The hostess, if possible. addresses a
special remark or two to the last conner,
and then, if several people are present,
she tries to make the conversation gen.
eral. Ii her guests are too numerous for
this, she is at least careful TO talk more
Or less with each one, and to see that
everybody is busy and entertained.
While as rule the courtesy Of hoste IS
should be as equally distributed as pos
sible, it is quite allowable for her to pay
special attention to any very old people
who have taken the trouble to come to
her, or to any one Of special intellectual
distinction. If, for instance, Emerson or
Longfellow had honored her with call,
she would be readily pardoned for ac-
cording them more than the ordinary
share of her time; while to confer extra
eivility upon the rich merely because
they are rich ia snobbMhness Of which
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
WOMAN GOSSIP.
Why She Doesn't Count the Years.

In the green-room Of q Partisan thea
ter the conversation turned upon the
delicate subject of age. Presently a
gentleman visitor ventured upon the in
discreet query:
"Now, what age are you, my dear
friend ?" addressing his remark to Mile.
X, who certainly can no longer be con-
sidered in her first youth.
What question, indeed !" said the
lady; show can that possibly interest
you?"
Simply curiosity" responded the
visitor.
swell, then, I will be frank with
you. Really don't know. One counts
ones money, ones jewels, and ones
deeds of value, because it may happen
that they could be lost or stolen, but, as
I am absolutely certain that nobody
Will take year from my age, and that 1
shall never lose one, why where is the
need of counting? "-Londoa Era.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
HE HELD THE CASE,

One day a notorious horse-thief had
been captured and brought into court to
be committed. While the examination
was progressing the Prosecuting Attorney
and the Sheriff stepped to the door to
counsel. The thief seized the oppor-
tunity, and clasped in the Squire's hand
a $50 gold piece with the remark
"Ho!d the case until dark then dis
miss for error in the complaint. 1t sets
forth that horse had been stolen, while
the evidence shows it was mare"
Ike case went tripping along until the
sun had dropped behind the hills and
dar kness Swallowed the land. Then the
court raised the horse and mare ques-
ton and dismissed the prisoner. Be-
fore new complaint could be made he
was far away under the cover of dark.
ness. The Squire then adjourned the
court, and went straight home in high
glee. Arriving there he clapped the
"double-saw-buck" over his eye and
went capering around the floor like a
young colt. His good wife, noticing the
wealth, made some remarks about
apparel. Nothing to wear, eh?" said
the Squire. ga calico dress goes"
Supper being over, he repaired to the
barn to feed his beast. But 10 she was
gone. He had bogus coin in his
pocket, while the thief was bestride his
beautiful mare over the hills and away,
San Francisco Chronicle.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
PLENTY OF CLOSETS,

When a housekeeper is looking for
ward to the erection of new home, let
her insist upon plenty of closets. At
least three are ind;spensable-one above
stairs for the storing of winter clothing,
bedding, carpets and the like; a bed
room closet Zone for every bedroom is
desirable), and closet opening from
kitchen or woodshed, wherein to store
away boots and shoes, hats and caps,
cid clothes, and all those many things
which make SO much disorder. and are
getting SO continually in the way unless
there is some particular place for them,
-COnntr7I Gentleman
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
THE PERSIAN WAY.

A rich Persian, who found that he
must soon die and be known on earth
no more forever, called his friends round
him and said:
"My dear fellow ortals, I am soon
to 60 upon that long journey from whence
no Persian returns. Please wipe your
weeping eyes"
Each man brought his coat tail round
to his left eye with one motion and two
jerks, and the good old man continued
81 cannot carry my wealth beyond
the grave, and do not care to leave it
for the lawyers to fight over after am
gone. I will therefore divide it with
you"
Theu the coat-tails fell down to
perpendicular, all eyes were speedily
dried, and many an ancient baldhead
cried out: "Bully for you, Old Mug
gins |"
Then the good man brought out q
million shares of stock and gave each
man whack, and there were more
tears of gratitude and whoops of salts
faction until some kicker suddenly called
out
"Why. these shares are worth only 4
per cent?"
''And mine are worth only 8 !" cried
another.
''And mine are worth nothing at ALL"
yelled red-faced man with a sauint in
his left eye.
" Ny friends, calmly replied the old
man, as he commanded silence, "being
assured Of your love, and knowing how
willing you will be to preserve my mem
DRY, I shall order my executors to take
all those shares from you at their face
value, and give each one of you credit
tor so much toward my monument! The
meeting is now adjourned !"-W Wall
Street Daily Neaos.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
lady who respected her own ladyhood
could hardly be guilty. g

lady who respected her own ladyhood
could hardly be guilty. q
An introduction during a morning
visit commits no one to farther &C
quaintance. It is simply means of
putting two guests at ease with each
other, and should always be acknowl-
edged courteously at the time and fol-
lowed by brief chat.
In America, as in England, it is Gus
tomary for residents to call on the
stranger. The only American exception
to this rule is in Washington-a place
which has its own social code. Where
two people meet pleasantly at friends
house, one may very properly say to the
other: 81 hope you will come and see
me-" and such an invitation should al
ways be courteously acknowledged. and,
if it is desirable to accept it, accepted
without any foolish argument as to who
should make the first call. It is only
the people who have no confidence in
themselves or in their own positions
who are careful and troubled about the
triAes of social life, and afraid of putting
their dignity in peril by too much cor.
diality.
The custom of making formal visits is
a necessary social tax, from the payment
of which it Is impossible for one holding
any place in society to escape. Nine
times out of ten such visit is a bore
the tenth time may be as delightful as
to chance upon rose growing under q
hedge in February. You come upon
somebody who says just the right word,
who gives you fresh thought, a new
inspiration, an unexpected glimpse Of
loneliness OF character, and you go away
richer and happier for the visit. But
one does not every day find roses under
Indigenous, and many Of our visits must
come into the category Of a tax which
one finds little more pleasure in paying
than IN discharging water rate or gas
bill, but which is just as necessary as
either. It would be a sad world in
which we knew no one intimately. had
no warm surrounding circle of cordial
friends; and to know people intimately
it Is first necessary to know them form
ally, and to this end morning visits.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
About Using Odd Minutes.

I have friend who is a very busy
woman, but she reads many good books,
knows what is going on in the world,
and manages to do great deal Of very
beautiful fancy-work. One day I asked
her how it happened that she accom-
plished so much more than some other
people could, and she said, "Oh, I look
out for the odd minutes"
I have no doubt that among my read.
ers there are girls and boys who have
SO much real work to do that they have
net great deal Of leisure. Johnny
finds wedding and hoeing very tiresome,
and as for wood chopping and the run
ming of errands, he has his full share of
both. Sophy, too, would have good
times if it were not that there is always
the baby to be taken care OF, the old
sheets to be turned, the parlors to be
busted, or the messages to be carried to
the minister's wife.
How both John and Sophy, and ever
SO many other young people, dis
like kind old ladies and gentlemen who
have way OF glazing at them through
their spectacles and observing. "Dear
me, how you grow, to be sure! You
must be quite help to your mother by
this time.'' Or, worse still, they inquire
about the school and the studies, and
propose some problem or other in men,
tai arithmetic quite different from any
thing in the book. Now, please don't
think Aunt Marjorie is that sort of an
old lady, or has any greater liking for
that sort of old gentlemen than you have,
children. But listen to her advice.
Suppose for the next month you keep a
definite piece Of work on hand just for
odd times. Let it be volume of his
tory, and read it in the nows and thens
when you are waiting for father to finish
a note; let it be piece of embroidery
OR crochet work, and take it up when
there is time for only few stitches at
once. At the end of the month you will
be surprised to see how much you have
gained by using these odd minutes
Ha,per's Young People.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
JUDGE BL4CK BEFORE THE sU-
PREINE COURT

The following joke is related at the
expense of Judge Jerry Black while he
was arguing the McGarrahan case before
the Supreme Court. in Washington,
some years ago:
One day. while speaking on some no.
ton, Black discovered, at the close of a
two hours Grafton, that the entire
bench, including the Chief Justice, was
sound asleep. Much incensed, he gath
cred up his papers and left the room.
Meeting the Chief Justice at dinner
at Secretary Fish's that evening, Black
angrily commented on the occurrence.
"Why, my dear Judge" said Mr..
Chase, with surprised expression. 81
thought you would be the last man on
earth to object to such thing. The
fact was that all the Justices were so
fatigued from the Presidents reception
last night that this morning we consult
ed together and agreed to hear you on
some motion or other so that we could
all enjoy good square nap. We sup
posed you had been on the bench for SO
long that you'd know how it WIS your
self"
"The devil you did % said the old.
fiat-bottomed legal luminary.
eyes; but you needn't alarm yourself,
made full memorandum OF your re-
marks"
"Did he ?" snapped the Judge.
"Why, he was asleep, too p
"The devil he was," exclaimed the
Chief Justice, very much vexed. 81
always did trust that fellow. In that
case, my dear Judge, we will have to
rely on the ianitor."
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-10
Ind O. little Fun.

CANDY pulls are in fashion again, but
they are now called "glucose tensions. >
A ST.. LOUIS woman gave her arm to
a streetcorner masher, took him to
where her husband was, and the hus-
band wore out the floor with him.
A KENTUCKY girl was struck by light
ming and killed while dressing for her
wedding. There is such thing as a
girl being too attractive.
He was sitting IN the parlor with her
when a rooster crowed in the yard, and,
leaning over. he said Chandelier.