Daily Republican., 1882-01-09
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Best family coal at o0 W. Front street.
Good boxes and barrels for sale, ysc. stor,
Try Bradford's Ready MIXED Cottap
Colors.
The chespest roof ralnt, at Bradford
Paint Store.
Clean and polish your furniture with Brat
kford's Furniture Polish.
For the best spring wheat flour, 70 to Kin
lble's, Front and Madison streets.
Paint your houses with ?urs Kent Lsad
ground by James Bradford.
Mullin has full stock OF tobacco and et
xars, at West Fronts rect.
You can not cultivate man. 8 asqllainta ac
by continually narrowing his feelings.
Four kinds of hay on hand, ut hay market
Try some of our $l.2S hay. A. X. ratnall
Fine II x. Plain Goid Rings, at E. \
HaIfs as East Fourth street.
Bes: patent flour al Armstrong y: W. cor
Front and Jac Sson streets.
Got your photographs at Holland u gallery
No. Third street. two doors East Of Market
Drake s. Co. auction GERS, Ne. f. 4th st
VIII cal n01ntry or city7sstleS.
fne card photographs for 81, atHoland'l 4
gallery, No. Third strest, betweenlsarket
and King.
Wanted-A plain cooks reads an advertise.
ment. Wonder whose wife put that IN the
paper
When yen are sick and want to get we'll,
buy your medicines at W WaitSn's, 236 n arlcet
street.
Ifyeu want q first class psrior suit made
TO order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards, Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Did you bry your wife q new bonnet with
your election bets? Lost, en- Lord, what
fools these politicians are
"roo musk, absorbed In h.s business. " was
the comment of western newspaper on the
death Of brswer who was drowned in tank
Of his own heor.
The greatecs stretch Of dupltoity-A ysung
man trying to treat his sweethearts small
depravod brother aj though nerwers his dear
est friend.
YR1xnR AXLE aRIAsH.
Ono greasing with Frazer Axle Grease will
last two weeks, all others two to three days
try 1t. 1t received first premium ct the Oen.
lennial and Paris Exposition.
A young man who went west some years
ago, is now an undertaken n a populous
western city. He is undertaking sl0-a. week
living on aS7-aweek salary.
A perpetual thirs. young man.
"A many -drtnks-verseu yOuneainan,
A step-on his neighbor's-toes,
Blear-eyed and shiney nose
Come back with Glove young man,
A western paper undertook 70 allude in
complimentary terms to "s solid woman"
The compositor got the and sransposed,
and the editor went across three counties In
seven hours.
A Hibernian. entering manaRerie. was
asked If the pony he saw there was not a very
small one. "Ah, faith" said he, I've seen
many q wan In IRELAND as little as two Of
him"
A young man In Boston says he s going to
attempt the feat Of oing forty days without
working. He says IL his employers do not
watch him, he thinks he can accomplish the
task.
friend and became so confused as to put the
lamp-mat in his pocket in mistake for his
handkerchief, may return the sar1o and no
questions will be asked.
A friend. who Ia in the habit of breakfast
ing at cOffee-house. has made the discovery
that the old adage of nothing like leather"
is great mi take. He says that the steaks
he gets every morning are very much like 1t.
"How could you think of calling auntle
stupid? Go to her Immediately and tell her
you are sorry"
Freddy goes to suutie. and says, "Auntis,
l am so sorry you are so stupid
Alawyer having found purse and return
ed it to the owner, one Of the papers says IL
NAV be honest and honorable, but 1t ia OK.
unprofessiOnal. The delinquent
defends himself on the ground that there was
nothing in 1t.
my dear, what makes you always yawncn
The man exclaimed. his temper gone.
"Is home so dull and drcary?"