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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-05-11
r,yCE AND COTTON
pISANCIAL.
FINANCIAL.

r,r,ss saws a comparison of the
!, cAtlsv hii,ties aud assets for the lst OF
s.liel "a, he lSt OF April shows ue-
ID ma ~ In gold coin and bullion IN
81 Mn April. This decrease ex-
I-rHH uui'ns a. 5000 the total decrease
b Rore sspry. showing that other as
8 'hs Event taken the place OF gold.
lar ~ us' ara silver dollars, almost ex-
hi $50 increased SS4OO,eOJ during
seJ Nn,si llO 0 more than the amount
ieOl,, ss same time. The amount OF
ii.Is,,,es outstanding Is somewhat less
iai,ll. an The list OF April, showing mat
az currency is not growing
" The loss ul golu anu ,shln
sN during April Was large
w M excite apprehehsion' anu tle pr5oa-
lA ss e in New York has for some
~ e Hs.I mon the gold shipping point
eD ua n,. are not wholly prevented, al
. llos Efforts are put 10 IN to that end
70 wv N unlikely that considerable specie
idM iii iii he maze in the near future, and
s'as S'' m thaL silver will not answer the
fH"als vr have been receiving BALANCES
~ IA somu,t we pay in gold the bal
sl s may bs due foreigners. When
q wy, 5narani Tor g, Id Tor shipment gold
81 Is,S'r,rd by the holders Of called bonds
.Jsmands will depicts the treasury 1t
agR,rtbe secretary may protect the gold
" @N "N rendering silv to the
fu But he will hardly do that
becomes absolutely nee
y because 10 10 it would be to confess
~ " and 10 yrecipitate both the impair
~ ls he a national credit and the descent to
e., level, which, rs the Times has pre-:
V" Spea.dly, must come sooner or later, II
.llNlNN. ri. 1t tanlaT ThA AXtStitltF
NWis,'innrI should there be an outward
5.5j approaching in value the inward
KY. resumption, our descent to the silver
'D,d he swi enough to aStonish some
vTbothink congress is able 10 work mi,a-
s,ndinr Mr. Dietrich c. smith and Mr..
E,sS, Brumm who as a minority OF the
.nmtee of the banking aud currency
..Siee having IN charge the subject of silver
land silver certificates, OPP, sc taking any
.%gs for the protection If the treasury gold
Bsrfe,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-05-11

Nidt francs ,..,,,'.,','.';. Gee. 10 ho'U,UVO
lathe issue of the new shares the syndic
Itn,that the operation WAS made under cir
stances whi render certain their legality.
fg.,l does not expect to obtain more than
[,sah or the one fourth of the /. 10, W francs
| % the company by the 'coulisac toutside
IN, Of Paris and Of Lyons from the iact of
l,,ue, 1t proposes 10 maxi IL cal, for $50
n on the holder of each one Of the Old
Ilrsh
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gURE YOURSELF!

Dr. Bohannans "yeretahie Curative" varrantcd 60 pr
mancn,S all forms Of spcr atiorrhsa or ssminL
Weakness, Ururra n~b'ty, inpotrnty, etc. aud restores
"lo.t Power" aud brings back the "Nouihfn Nees' VI
those who have destroyed u sexual cssscs evil prrc-
tees IN from 10 weeks time. THIS remedy, Whkh
has been used by Dr. hohanuan In his private piaeim m
over thirty years, known to fail IN curing even
the WORST cisis. II gives vitality aud imparis energy
with wonderful ciyct 10 those mddlesgtd men who scls
weakness beyond their years lls nygomtng ptaptlns
nfe fit Ut once. Yong men suffering from tie .uuse-
quenrcs " that dvalmly destructive habt OF selfAbue
can use hls medicine with tie assurance OF speedy aud
lfRnANENr cure. Tho patient rnins strength md cas-
tcIy Of plg at once, ~ acts directly on the parts sivt-
cd ~ soothing aud healing tonic and hnody the rv-
lake seminal vriclcs and irratrd ducts, mparng power
ind tone and nkotng them 10 their natural state, the ns
" the bauciul habit had been inulgcd In Tho
ingredients are simple PRODUCTIONS Of natuc-baIks, roots
herbs tc aud are trccihc for the above diseases.
rEtv, Five Dollars sent with null directions ctr IN
any ally's XIX sal, only ., Dr. g A. Bohannans oifcs
no az Nonh ii,h ue, between Washington avenue and
RIB t"lra,e on Special Diseases" which givss
tvai dcneaiion OF the nature causes ryrn,ons , ne on
rlrg tlc, OF SYPHILIS, SEMINAL wEAkNEss ETu ssni
FREE to any address uron rceeip, ofone tramp.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-05-11

Whole Tickets, SO, HALF Tiokets.s1
81 Tickets. $50, 55Tickets 500,

Remit money or bank DRAFT in letter. or send
by express Don't send by registered letter or
postohice order Orders OF s. and upward by
express can be sent al our expense Address all
orders to X. M. B0ARDMAN, COurier-Journal
Building, Louisville, Ky or X. NJ. BoARDMAN,
1909 Broadway New York.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-05-11

Mw Orleans futures opened steady at ~ z, for
ihsSNN AMI remained IN the same tone during
,Se NV closing poists above the first sales o.
1Nuny, salvs lhNLN hnln.. ilAfE
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-05-11

Sps tine ago the house Of representatives at
Ephingtln passed a bill " repeal the discrimi-
,1hg duty Of 10 per cent on goods the growth
.,pbJiuct OF countries east Of tie Cape OF Good
Ioe when imported into the Cnitcd States
Isn the Netherlands The senate amended the
Misc to extend the repCa the diScrimina-
II, duty, no matter from what country the
are lat shipped To the United STAT =, and
II. house cOaCurrGh In the amendment II tho
ItLlent has not vet signed this bill, he UNI
|abed will sign 1t in due time Aud thus
prs another remnant Of early American
|,istlOn founded upon Ignorant medis-
b notions OF commerce The notion I'M
|Hylng this particular piece OF leg
AiOR was WOlJld In the first place, 1t was
be medieval notion thu! tfsde with the eHstero
Ai0as was most valusbie prize, worth con-
|1iilg for not ou!y by all tne arts of diplomacy
EiegisAtion but with powder and ball In
b second place, IL w,,' the other mCdimval no
Pa that the direct tra1e With the Orient which
NS the really valuable thing, and that indirect
Pale enriched oGly the intermediate or
Giiemgn' country. ihe object of the
Eg'AIOn which is now disappearing
lH 70 encourage direct trade between the
nlei Stats ana O.inr,al countries by
lUng ,mericlus engaging in that trade an nj.
ulhge OF )ppr cont In prices. Congress has
ANhcen bIo3gat 10 SO, the folly of this mode
interfering win the course OF trade. and this
Some gain, though not very great Possibly
E%f The lapse ot another century or so Amcri.
90 statesmen WI, conc to understand that all
Y 00srlrIJnS SIC have put In the path Of
,MmeICe by ulr Irif laws and other lcgisla-
% are as foolish IS the old discriminating du.
.s an | far mar, luitIiAlI
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-05-11
RECLINING CHAIR CARS FREE,

Besides FIVE lines of Pullman Sleeping Cars
and handsome day coaches, with toilet rooms
aud the latest improvements, warmed by pipes
and thoroughly ventilated, cars completed and
with COlnrcd attendants.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

Whatever may happen to the Rev.
Geo. G. Minis reputation on account
of his l;ipse from orthodoxy, his purse
dors not seem likely to suffer any harm.
His lectures in Chicago crowded the
largest theatre OF Sundays, and he is
about organizing a congregation from
his numerous following. hbont half
the membership Of the Unity Unitar-
ian Church, Of which he was pastor for
a few months after his withdrawal
from Congrcgationalisin, arc counted
on to stand by him.-Farnington
Press.
Singular about the Swings end the
Tiomascs and the lIilns, etc. When
they fall from grace" they always fall
up higher and higher. Like balls, tho
harder the church strikes them the
higher they fly.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

A good foundation.-In American
households the prevailing complaints
are weakness Of the stomach and its
consequences, indigestion, nervous
ness and rheumatism. Such sufferers
can lay a good foundation for health
by using Parlscr's Ginger Tonic as it
tones up the stomach and nerves and
keeps the kidneys active to carry off
the foul matter-Exprcss.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

Bright's Disease of the Kidneys, Dir:
hetes. danger from these diseases
if you use Hop Bitters; besides, being
the best family medicine ever made
Trust 10 other.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

The hanging of Eagan, tho wife
murderer, at Sioux Falls, OH Thursday
last, was bnngled. The ropo broke
and the strangling man was carried IS
feet and again strung up. This time Il
blundoring assistant held the rope so
that Eagan did not get the full benefit
of tho drop. But he was finally stran-
gled to death, though it is said that
his neck was broken by the first fall.
A good deal Of sympathy has BEEN
expressed for the poor murderer, and
we certainly cannot approve of the
bungling manner in which he was des-
patched. But we cannot miss seeing
another of those condolences Of which
wO spoke after tho hanging of Guiteau.
Eagan threw a ropo around his poor
wifc's neck and stranglod her while he
dragged her about the house and beat
her brains out. If he had been drag
ged back to the sca1fold by the rope
and re-l,angcd, the parallel would have
been more complete still. Three
priests assisted in waiting his spirit to
glory, while his poor wife, we suppose,
was "cut off in her sins"
1UuD PRICES AHEAD
A foreign despatch, alluding to the
Egyptian war, says:
1t is impossible not to perceive that
these events must have q most lmpOr-
portaut influence on American com
merce. The supply Of Egyptian cot
ton and grain must under favorable
circumstances be much smaller thar,
usual, causing great additional demand
,1Do1. the farmers and planters,
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20
f;G(iD PRICES AHEAD.
HUGE LAND SALE,

There is q rumor that the Chicago,
Milwaukee ard St. Paul railroad COM
pany is negotiating with syndicate of
English capitalists for the sale of 400,.
600 acres Of land III Southern Mime
sofa. If true, these lands must be
along the Southern Minnesota road in
this vicinity. And, Judging 10y the op'
crations OF English companies in Iowa,
this is no land speculation merely. It
means millions Of capital to improve
the lands and thousands Of settlers.
The Close Bros. soath Of US, who rep
resent an English syndicat }, have done
moro to give Plymouth, Osceola and
Lyon counties ''boom" than any 9th
>er half dozen enterprises in Iowa.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

A letter has been received hy Rev. S. P. Marsh
stating that on june Goth Rev. James Matthew's
met with q severe injury in Il railroad accident
on the New York Central. lie laid for two days
after in a very critical condition, but there are
hopes Of his rccovcry.-Siblcy Gazette.
Mr.. Matthews was expected here last week,
and several were II expecting to secure boys
The above mentioned acci lent accounts for his
n:.n arrival. Wesinccrcly hope for his speedy
recovery.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

STATE OF M1NNESOTA,l lss
County Of Mobiles. So
DISTRICT COURT.-Sxth Judicial District
The State Of Minnesota to all persons compa-
MES or corporations, who have claim any
estate, right. title or interest in, claim to, or
lien upon any Of the several pieces parcels
OF land in the list hereto attached, dcscribei:
The list of taxes and penalties real proper
ty for tho county OF NObes State of Minnesota,
remaining delinquent Oh the first day Of June.
1882 has been filed III the office OF the Clerk OF
which that hereto attached is copy
Thcefore you and each of you arc hereby
required to hle In the Office Of said CleTk Of tho
Court within twenty days after the date Of tho
last publication OF this notice, your answer In
writing setting forth any objections defense
you may have to the taxes or any part thereof
upon any piece or parcel OF land described in
said list In, to or on which you have or claim
any estate right, title, interest, claim or lien.
And III default thereof, judgment will be en-
tered against such piece or parcel Of land for
the taxes on said list appearing against 1t, and
Tor all penalties interest and costa.
Dated June -, 1882.
J.. B. BENNETT,
CLERK OF the District Court In Said County Of
NODes. Mimi. tSEAL.]
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

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'i:M:E :!::'..;t. ;,r;>,':, ii:prt>.;;y Giu;;,,l
.:lt !!."i'' Inca a".t. I!nNciHiv;.:st 70 mar i
age. e. ;';'D c,IN%I'i..iI0,. Eiil :y Fl:r IN
nt:c>;d rE - i .i encc Or &.'E::;! :;;iaya{-a,:c2
etc. t'~
The c'r''r:|c:' author, III this admirable
la':ly, clearly 'n!o!:StrlieS from (: thirty Years
sucorSsiu u p:actce, tiitt the alarming co.sat1ucll-
ces Of Self abuse may be radically cured uoint
Ing out mode of cure
2t once sample, certain, and cEcctuaI b.
means o! "rici' every sufferer. no matter what
III: c',hG!t'o'' may be- may cure himself cheapiv
privately, and rcdtcaAH.
iGO~ This Lecture should Lc in the hands of cv-
cry youth and every m,m in the land
!'tiit ul' sr Seal in plain enyrlnpc. to any adj
oEcss post l'ti". Oh receipt OF six cents or two
postage stamps. '''
Address the I,,hIi@licrs
Esz 8 Csi Z: 'S::s " <. #:EszCA1. CO..
i! ann ST. New inr:; !oSt0i,,uc box $50
Sas:y
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20
T'E5E5 EGEz{ag MAP
Proves beyond reasonable
Chicago O {1fJ0r> & tn W oestern RY


Chicago and all Of M Principal Points il the West North Northwest
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20
OTHEI: IcAILHOAUS.
\ recent despatch says:

n recent CeSpaLcN says:
SPENCER, Ia., July l5.-The branch
Of the Chicago, Milwaukee Il st. Paul
railroad leading from their main line
in this city to Okoboji and Spirit lakes
is rapidly being built and will Ee COM
pleteu by August 10 to Ol1oboji and by
September 10 to spirit lake. The Bur-
lington, Cedar Rapids Il Northern
reached Spirit lako Wednesday night
with It's first train. In has not been
L. lini,ely decided by the company
whether they will continue this line
through TO Jackson, Minn., or whether
they viii build through from Esther
vllIr> but 1T present it is believed that
the road from Spirit lake will be the
one to connect with the colnpany's
road ut Jackson, rs by this route they
save about j. or 70 miles. THE compa-
ny begins 10 lay iron from Spencer to
Okoboji next week.
THE WABASH.
The narrow gauge road projected
from Dcs Moines to Bismarck by the
Wabash company will not reach farth
or north than Erond;:, q station on the
Illinois Ccntra! road forty-siN miles
south Of here, 1T least fer the present.
The contractors fox the narrow. gauge
through this (Clay) county have and
arc still having trouble with land own
ors aleng their line. Mr.. A. W. Mil
Ter, cashier Of the Clay County bank,
together with J. D. Mcdonald, are the
builders. In conversation yesterday.
Dir. Miller says it is not known when
the road will be completed from Spen-
Ger to Spirit lake, now that the Mil
wailkec company are rushing their line
through. 1t is very doubtful If the
Wabash continues this side of TrOnda
for the present.
This writer is doubtful as to whero
the Milwaukee Will 50 when it gets this
side of Spirit Lake. We still believe
that it will come to Worthington and
cross its Southern Minnesota division
at some point northwest Of us and
long way west of Jackson. The Mil.
waukee will not stand by and see
railroad town grow up at WorthingtOn
without putting in here for q share Of
the business.
The Wabash. Jay Gould road, is
also coming. Worthington lays in it's
way FROM Des Moincs to Bismarck,
and it cannot afford to miss the COM
ing railroad town of Southwestern
Minnesota. The Northwestern also
will have to put in here soon, and the
shortest and quickest way to do it is to
build the projected line from Elmore
to Worthington, which is already sur
veycd to the DesMoines river, six miles
below Jackson.
Just put it down in your notebook
that Worthipgton is to he a railroad
town D. g..
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

An impossilility.-Deserving arti-
clcs are always appreciated. The ex-
ceptioNal c'1an!incss i Of rarfers lair
:t-c iu,ossil'Ie with its occasional use.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

BROW7125 IEyJl1 ETE1zs1gg avs
4 certain cgrc for ell diseases
requiring q complete tonic; cspe-
cialy Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter.
mittent Fcvcrs, Want oe Appetite,
Loss OF Strcn: $3sE, Lack Of T3nc7gy,
etc. E,eTtches t!sc blood, strength
eng tho 1,susclcg, GEG gives new
life to the Ac=vc,s. Ac3s Ike 8
charm .CI, tic CiGo~tIgc crcssng,
removing s!s t,ys-,crstsc SYMPHONIC,
suct, 2s' t:.CtZ,s,S /: . !ocS, S>><>,c7li.,c,
Heat il, ti-:> t1~v - :<*2z tE~..'z,,
etc. Tiao c:-r" o-A Preparation
th2s VIII 2,<s:. ,,1cctS->n tz-c teeth O..
giro hce<.sc!se. E3:<S i,y III i;;12:::-:z~ i;1::z~
gI,s5 at t::.<>;j a f}t;f :i<e.
E-t<>[**'rs1 II ( i1F..>. ;:'Aa.r. 60.
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soe thTt y: Iran !;::."s -. :!;, t:.ta::sL
20 tri rir' "''":~' =: j. h'-I: :Ga ,rT
Ci:.1''- = ~
1G =! lIs.2<l1.,, - ~:c" - -,
Manufacturers o1 The crl-::s5 =, >:.- ..;:-o
%N"c.C.,1 ! cv-~o~-~s1.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

-, u li't 1v:.lEEy, III! SHOW that this .
. ::;J -: ~ :.{.;:.anza,
49, :: 80. c.:-:.4; BUSINESS CESTERo,
=: :.. :...;'.,.!. u:
:,;::. .i;'::T.A'. i::.I',i::33Gct1T4 and DAKOTA.
i.tr El'.' - !, " the leaving and
80: -. p ,...* z: *:.:s:.>..-7 CARS
- :, s-.c-C ,:.::; I'D SMOKING CARS.
49, :. ii. .,~."t he ..!;.Cl,; :!i.WAU-
t!."t ~ ~ "-:.i Tho privilege
- :.t -4L-.l.l4,, AID tho BEST
- "a e. c n", Is,.i<.n aod :d:.ns Streota
- 't. rel, t'lr Offices, 81 and
:'I. :. y; = II: !:-.. II
=. s'r":-. ,F:.-l !" .rS Street, corner
'"t".-it N.r'.n.t'- :!,,:l CHA: IFS THOMPSON
=. i..r ~i...., ~;l~,t Iii; I'm X BROWN and
. \l',t :. Il :: 'c: i,.t Tn.r,;S
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:. = e. 2, tcsl Esss. ane 1iesc. As,..
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20
4 : LIST Il
LANDS AND TOWN LOTS,
IN THE
COUNTY OF MOBILES.

And State of Minnesota upon which Taxes Delinquent
and Unpaid on this First Day of June, 1882.
The Worthington advance., 1882-07-20

TOWNSHIP 4O2. RANGE 10.
Sec.
! John Mcmillan, part of ncd of nw'4 70 20 1000 II
ChaS Cole, part Of NV Il Of nc14 cast
OF highway % tx G15
G n roundstone, e14 OF Sc \ Of nw4 ~ 70 5 aj
" + Rich. lots s. 1, and . 1l9 II So II
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-08
The Trout Liar.

"Ths front liar. said Capt Herb'rt, lis
the gem Of oil fishers; he is the saddle
rock liar; be 10 q moose among anielopes;
Hyperion to a sa,yr; long tailed comet
among the quiet tvinkIers. The trout IL
sr must be born with peculiar fitness for
the task. and then he must be educated to
il aud devote himself 10 treat lies as life
work.
When David said in his haste, All men
are liars, Saul and Aminadsb, Doeg and
Edomi,e had probably !ust returned from
= fishing excursion down along the brook
ia the Valley Elah aud we're telling what
they had seen aud what they had done.
and David. as he listened 10 them murder.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-08
Brother Gardner ON Chanpioss

Am Construction White in do hall dis
evening" softly inquired the president as
the hush came.
"Yes sab, answered voice from tho
back Of the room, and Brother White made
his way to the platform with look OF puz.
zled wonder on his face.
"Construction White" aid the presi
dent after drawing long breath. II un.
derstan dat you have become champI.
on"
I'LL dunno, sab, stsmmersd the
brother
~ understan' dat You claim to DO abe
to lift more with your teeth than any cd.
der man in America One OF de local pa.
pers says dat you can lift $50 pounds wild
your jaws an dat you can sustain your
weight sebben minutes by cotchin strap
in your mouf.'
IL 'spects dat's so. sab
"Brudder White, dis'club doan go u cent
on champions. Champion rowers are sim.
ply cranks. Champion wrestlers are only
loafers wild clean shirts on. Champion
walkers are, sooner or later, inmates of the
workhouse De champion runner runs
away from his bod bill. Show me 30.
called champion aud will show you =
bad citizen Brudder White. you am
man wild an iron jaw"
"Yes sab"
''Use dat jaw properly an men will brcss
you. You have a wide field befo' yon;
you kin hel p TO tear down houses wild dat
jaw. You kin tow schooners up an down
de ribber wild profit to yourself and pleas.
ure TO commerce. You kin help de fire.
men, you kin aid de police, yon need have
no fear of bitin' OIL moru'n yo kin chax.
Do dis quietly an modestly, an widout
any BLOWN ob hons. Bite honestly when
you strike railroad spike, an chaw on do
squar when you get hold of piece Of
,heet.iron. Do dis an we shall be glad
lat you are among ~ t.rt or
champion and Off gees your name from
,ur books. You kin now return TO your
'eat an analyze your thoughts, and decide
vhat course you will adopt.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-08

ing the uharmed truth, naturally suppose
. there was no more truth ia the hearts Q
, men in all the wide world
The trout liar exceeds all others becans'
! the man who has done any amount Of trou
fishing is. TO certain extent, travelled
man. II Is bis custom 10 SIT on the voran
ia and tell his stories, crushing all com
petitors aud putting his foot on the neck
OF all ordinary striped bass and land lock.
ed salmon liars. But II II happens that
just IS be has told his masterpiece, the OPP
position trout liar comes in with right
bower, a regular royal bush of = trout lie
the first liar is hurt 10 the heart; he is de.
iec,ed and sorrowful and says not another
word that night But he draws new in.
spirstion from defoat. and the very nert
place he goes to he sppropriates the lie
that paralyzed him, and unblushingly.
claiming II as his own. deiiantly brushes
down all competition with a crowning lie
that only two days before had crushed
him.
There are several kinds OF trout liars
The liar OF weight, who never catches more
than half dozen trout in day, but they
each weigh anywhere from five TO ten
pounds Then there is the liar OF NUN.
bcrs, who always catches so many dozen
in one hour and twenty y-eight minutes
And there is the liar OF places who knows
hidden pools, dark and STILL in the secret
places Of the rocks, that are boiling over
with front, and he takes you under many
oaths OF secrecy and by stealthy and cir
cuitoas routes TO these places and you fish
in them eight mortal hours without nib.
BILE
"But You can never corner front liar
facts, science probabilities,
general principles and the eter-
nal fitness of things may combine in over
array to prove him the awfulest
liar in America; it doesn't disturb him. He
les on, calmly, confidently ,enthusiastisal.
Iy, always locating the scene Of his lies so
ar away he is pretty certain you will ney.
n 60 there. F,
There are limits to human belief the
,ood jester said, rising to his feet. "You /,
nay believe what the candidate says on ,
he stump, you may believe what man ,
ellis you in horse trade, you may believe 4;
he army liar, and you may believe tho
make liar, but when a man takes his cigar
rom his lips and simple prefix OF o
lace and date, starts in on trout story,
ar and bolt and lock and double lock the =
ates Of you belief when he gets to the
lace. Don't believe solitary trout, not
,ough it weighs less than pound I'M
er the shadow of the front, so small that :
e loses it in his empty basket, come home =
ie biggest liar of them all
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-06-08

To the traveller through Texas one OF the
strapgest and most peculiar features Of the
landscape is tho razor.back hog. He is Of
the Swiss cottage style Of architecture.
His physical outline is angular 10 de-
gree unknown out of text book on the
science Of geometry. His ears--or the few
rags and tatters that the dogs have left of
them are curled back with Yagabond-
ish air. His tail has no curl in it, bat
hangs aft, limp as wet dishraz hung
out Of back window 10 dry. The high.
est peak Of bis corrugated back is six IN.
ches above ths level Of the root Of his TAIL.
He does not walk @ith the slow aud state
ly step ofthe patrieian Berkshire. bat gen /.
orally goes in lively trot He leave the
impie ession that he wss late about starting
q the morning and is making up for losi