The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-10-29

show how nice and plump if is. and if we order a dozen ears there are only two that have got any corn on at all. and pa and ma gets them, and the rest of us have to chew cobs. Do you hope 10 wear a crown of glory on that kind of corn
 o. such things will happen" said the grocery man with laugh :" But don't let's talk about heaven. Let's talk about the other place How's things over to your house: And say, what's the matter with you. You are all dressed up. and have got a clean shirt on. and your shoes blacked and notice your pants are not rayeled out so at the bottoms of the legs behind. You are not in love are y6a:.
 Well. should smile. said the bow as he loekedoln small mirror on the counter. covered wilh fly specks. A girl got mashed on me. and ma says II IS. good for boy who hasn't got no sister. to be III love with d girl. and so ! Sind Q. tumbled to myself. and >he don't so no where without go with her. take her 10 dancing school. and everywhere. and she lo.es me like house afire. Say. was you ever in love: Makes a fellow feel queer. don't II: Well sir. the first time l went home with her put my arm around her. and honest it scared me. IL was just like when you take hold of the handles of lectric battery, and you can't let go till the man turns the knob. Honest, was just as weak as a cat, thought she had needles in her belt. and was going to take my arm away but il was just like it was glued on. l asked her if she felt that way too, and she said she used to, but II was nothing when you got used to II. That made me mad. But she Is older than me, and knows more about it. When l was going to leave her at the gate. she kissed me, and iha, was worse than putting my arm around her. By gosh. ,rembed all over just like had ehills. bu, was as warm as toast. She wouldn', le, go for much as a minute. and l was tired as though had been carrying coal up stairs. didn't want te go home at all. but she said | would be the best way for me to go home. and come agaIn the next day. and the next morning l went to her house before any "i them were up. her pa came ou, to to lei the at III. and l asked ann what time his girl got up. and he iaffctl and said had sot !; bad. and that better so home and not be picked ill 20, ripc. Say. haw much does t cost te gel mar ried
 Wei. should s4y you had snt t bad said the grocery man. ts he sci oui q basSe, of beets Your getting in love w!A be a grea; thing for yoar pa. You won't have any tune te play any more lokes on him.
 -Oi, guess NC can ind ;.mc to keep pa from being lonesome. Haze YOU seen him this morning: Nou oueh, 10 have seen him last night. You sec. my chum pa has soi Il se;;ei dog stuffed. IL is one that dse,, tAo xears ago. and he thought q great deal Cf Ii. zsf1,ii he had s.ufits!! for .sn ornament. Well. my chum and me took the dos and put Il on OUT front steps. and took some cotton and fastened T fa the T.nT : nuTth. so ' fookeEi rust like roth. and We got behind the door and waited for pa to come home from the thcater. When pa started to come up the steps growled. and pa looked d, the dog and said. Mad dog by crimus. and he started down the sidewalk. and my chum parked just like q dog and l ',ki-yi'd and Seowled like dog ,ha, gets licked. and you ought to see pa-run- He wen, around in the alley and was going to get
 
 had a revolver with some blank cartridges and we went down in the basemen, and when pa was trying b open the window my chum began to fire towards pa. Ia hoilered that l, was only him. and not a burglar. but after my chum fired four shots pa run and climbed over the fence. and then NC took the dog home and stayed with my ohum all night. and this morning ma said pa didn't ge, home till four clock. and then policeman came with him. and pa talked abou; mad dogs and being ;asen for burglar and nearly killed. and she said she was afraid pa had took to drinking again. and she asked me ii heard any nring of guns. and I said no. and then she put d We; towel on pas bead.
 You ought to be ashamed. said the groeery man. How does your pa like your being in love with the girl; Does he seem to encourage you in il ::
 oh. yes. She was up io our house 10 borry some tea. and pa patted her OF the cheek and hugged her. and said she was Il dear little daisy. and wanted her 10 sit in his lap. but when wanted him to le, me have nifty cents to buy her some ice cream he said that was all nonsense. He sad: Look at your ma. Eating ice cream when she was girl was what in- Jured her health fer life l asked ma about Il. and she said pa never laid out ten cents for ice cream or any luxury for her in all the five years he was sparkling her. She says he took her 10 a circus once, but he got free tickets for carrying water for the elephant. She says pa was l tighter than the bark to tree tell you its going to be different with me If there is anything that girl wants she is going to have it ifI have to sell mas cop per boiler to get the money. What is the use of having wealth if you hoard it up and don't enjoy it :! This family will be run on different principles after this. you bet. Say. how much are those yellow wooden pocket combs in the show case :: I've uAnd n nnfion tn hiia. the Ear her