Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-19
PITT AND POINT.

MTNoINe matters-M Making Christmas
pie.
The moon. like some men, is bright
est when it is full.
IN American Presidents pay-S5O.-
900 year and bored.
MINING projects are out of favor,
Paople are sick OF the hole business.
We always have our suspicious of g
man who invariably takes Lis soda from
the other side Of the fountain.
TETS country has over II, 900 bicycles,
AID you're mighty safe, young man, in
taking the daughter of a court-plaster
maker for an heiress.
IT was Sidney Smith who retorted
| upon some one who had called him an
everyday man ;" Well, if am an every
| day man, you are weak one."
81 GUESS dad wishes he'd die and 90
TO heaven" said miser's son to his ma
ternal parent. "Why SO? she asked,
upon recovering from the establishment.
"Oh, cause heavens such cheap place
to live in"
FATHER! When q hen sets on an
egg three weeks and it don't hatch. is
the egg spoiled?" GAS an article of
diet the egg is thenceforward failure :;
but as species of testimonial it is
strikingly aromatic and expressive.
"WHAr are your amusements this
spring." asked country cousin Of her
city cousin whom she had come up to
visit for few days. "Showing my
house to idle people who pretend they
want to buy it." replied the city cousin,
sweetiy.
SOME of the new hats and bonnetsare
rs large as parasois others no bigger
shan saucer, and others still are of
medium size. The big ones are intended
tor the theater; the small ones for wear
II the sun. That's the Way women al
ways arrange it.-E0stO1s Post.
IT is all very well to admire q pretty
g'ri IL seal skin sacque but when one
oi these charningly attired and attrac-
tive-looking demoiselles is heard to blurt
cut, as was heard ID q famous terra-cotta
establishment the other Gay, "Oh, ma,
amt them terra-frna ornaments lust
lovely % ones faith is shattered.
An Austin father complained bitterly
Of the way his children destroyed their
clothing. He said: "When was boy
/ only had one suit of clothes, aud had
to take care Of it. I was only allowed
one pair Of shoes a year in those days"
There was pause, and then the Oldest
boy spoke up and said: 81 say, dad,
you have much easier time of it now
you are living with us. p Iauas
Siftings.
The truth Of the following story is
vouched for bya clergyman: A good old
lady, speaking in prayer meeting and
giving expression to the joy and conf
dence she felt, said, 81 feel as if I was
ready, this minute, to fall into the ayms
of Beelzebub." "Abraham /! You mean
Abraham I" hastily corrected a brother
sitting near. "Well, Abraham, then"
was the response; "it don't make any
difference. They're both good men!'
AN Austin Sunday-school teacher was
examining his class as to their Biblical
knowledge. "Who was it that betrayed
his Master?" First boy" Abraham
betrayed his Master" "That's not
right. Next!" Second boy-"It was
Judas Iscariot that betrayed his Master"
"That was right" A good little boy
looked reproachfully at the teacher and
said: 81 am going to tell my ma you
say it was right for Judas to betray his
Master. "-Iecas SSttsngs.
IN THE LEGISLATURE.
Then up Smith, CT Florida, the best of the de-
And spoke about the measure for protecting aliga-
tors;
And asked to have it made crime to kill them out
of season.
Then Brown, he moved amendment by inserting a
brief clause,
Compelling alligators not to operate their jaws;
But Smith, he up and said to him, who thought the
subject cOmical,
That nature, when she gave him sense had been too
economical.
And Brown, responding briefly, wished to say, in
this connection,
That Smith, in guarding reptiles, had an eye to self
protection.
Then Smith, he flung volume of the Message and
And Brown was laid upon the floor good deal out
of Sorts
WHY, OF course you want tele.
phone put in your house, said the can
vasser to the business man; sit will be
so handy when your wife wants to talk
to you" "There," exclaimed the bust
ness man, picking up stool, "that will
do. listened to you when you urged
the point that could order provisions
from the butcher; and looked with IA
vor on your representations that it would
afford unequaled facilities for ordering
in the beer; but when you tell me that
the only rest get during the day is go
ins, 10 be busted into through the medi-
um of galvanized tin pipe, then it is
tine You were breathing your atmos-
phere into other ears. You may make
Yourself less adjacent, young man." He
made. Detroit Free Press.
Two Dark;es rs Braces.