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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
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FROM THE GERMAN OF ALEX v. ROBERTS.
[The original of this translation, by Mrs.
ROsalie Ortheiler, Of Albany, n Y, is prize
story written for the Vienna AllqeDleiHe Zeitttng
There were seven hundred and fifty contribu-
tions handed in, and of these Mr.. Roberts
ait" took the first prize, 800 horins. The
Judges were some of the most enlightened men
Of German literature Bauernfeld, LAube,
Gross and se 9sral others.l
Returni from a business trip, /
entered N, lwife's boudoir, and found
her knee before a low-chair, on
which satCTpy-baby with large, round
and wond z eyes. She got up and
came rpD w in her silken robe de
ohambrl net me. She reached out
her ha n greeted me not more
hearth acc1g more formally than we
were davS / to greet each other in
hoee here !,
"g ie child said my wife, pointing
TO tn What Pr
n befo.o d I; but she stopped
down ,uit clos little stranger, held @
bisC half turn;ns little upturned face,
and Al Well. vn. toward me, replied:
11 p the nev,s A1g-did we not read OF
n i 1.-THE dsv Don't you remem
beralet beauf;tnTSe Te5o 40 yesterdayP And il
4 fecoil y that few night
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
Peter Helm,s Gratitude.

Peter Helm was menaced by a mob
near Fort Wayne, Ind, twenty years
ago. He had killed popular man in a
drunken wrangle and was in immine
danger of being lynched. he had sum
moned John l.. FarTar, a lawyer, but
the crowd was inclined to hang the
prisoner without listening to his coun-
sci. In this emergency Farrar drew his
client aside as if for consultation, and
then advised him to run for the woods
which We're close by. Helm did so and
was not caught. The lawyer got no fee
and narrowly escaped vicarious lynch
ing. He never heard of Helm again
until recently, when he received let
ter from Mexico containing a draft for
$500, with the information that the
fugitive had become q successful coffee
planter.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
LiEe's Lesson.
iredi Well, what Of that :

iredi Well, what Of that
fancy life was spent on beds Of esse,
Fluttering the rose leaves scattered by the
breeze1
Come, reuse thee Work while Il is called day
Coward, arise Go forth upon thy way.
Lonely? And what Of that?
Some must be lonely; tits not given to all
To feel heart responsive rise and fall,
To blend another life into its own.
Work may be done in loneliness. Work on
Dark Well, what Of that
Didst fondly dream the sun would never set
Dost fear to lose thy way2 Take courage yot
Learn thou TO walk by faith, and not by sight
Thy steps will guided be, and guided right.
Hard? Well, what Of that2
Didst fancy life one summer holiday7
With lessons none to learn and nsught but
play?
Go, get thee to thy task. Conquer or diel
1t must be learned; learn it, then, patiently.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
"You're getting quite too gay, cir. "

Conversation turned on a late nAr-
riage between December and May, some
of the gentlemen pooh-poohing the
match. But the lady stoutly cham
pioned the frostbitten Benedict. "Wby,
said she, "every man ought to keep
himself married as long as he lives.
Now, here's my husband What would
he be good for without wife : II !
should die tonight he would get
another wife tomorrow, l nope:
Wouldn't You, Josiah ?" Josiah bTeathed
heavily and seemed to sum up the con-
pubiai torments OF a lifetime IN his
calm response: ''No. my dear l 'iinA
should take rest !"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
nUMOR on THE DAY.

uUMUk Ut lille DAks
Has it ever occurred to baseball men
that milk pitcher is generally good
fiy catcher9
"I am broken man." said poet
WE'LL" said his friend, 81 inferred
that from your pieces"
"a babe" says writer, els n
mothers anchor" We have oftea
heard that the first thing she does is to
weigh it.
It makes very little difference what
the weather may be in other parts Of
the country in April and May, they
always have Hot Springs in Arkansas.
What makes Colonel - 80 pop
ular +? I'm sure he's very stupid. He
eau hardly see beyond his nose" said
lady to friend, who replied: "My dear,
sharp-sightedness is not what makes .
person popular. 1t is what the colonel
doesn't see that gives him snch popular
ity."
There are number of circumstances
that will take the conceit out of man,
and one of the chief is, after taxing .
turn up the street and Judging by the
way they look at you that you are
making stunning impression on the
girls, to find on your return that your
hat has been on wrong side foremost all
the time.
The notion was prevalent in the
Middle Ages that the diamond, taken
internally, is a deadly poison. Ben
venuto Cellini details an attempt to
poison him by causing diamond powder
to be mixed with his salad, and,
attributes his escape to the rascality of
the lapidary employed, who kept tho
diamond, and administered powdered
glass.
This is funny doctrineI" exclaimed
Brown, who had been reading OF metem-
psychosis. "The idea OF the human
soul entering the body of an animal ]
According to this doctrine, my soul,
after get through with il, may inhabit
the body of jackass!n Sand why not?'
asked Fogg, demurely. "It would GER
tainly feel more at home there than
anywhere else"
Some years ago, at q public dinner,
Dntchman, Just from Holland, was one
OF the company; and during the banquet
he paid so much attention to roasted
sucking.pig Immediately in fiont OF his
plate that he devoured the entire ami
NAL. As he finished the last morsel,
unctuous and savory, busting waiter
asked him what he would Ike to be
helped to next. "Oh," replied the
feeder, "I'll dank you for Won more Of
dem leetle hoksl"
A commercial traveller, who is some
thing of wag, thus relates his ex-
perience: He and his companions were
the sole occupants of the smoking car.
They tried to converse, but the road
was 80 rough they were pitched from
side to side like ships passengers.
At last they were able to make each
other understood. One said, "Dan, the
old thing is running smoother" To
which Dan replied: eyes, guess she
has got off the track"
SUCH IS LIFE.
A girl,
A whirl,
dance,
A glance,
Some COY, cOquettish intrigue.
walk,
A talk,
sweet
Retreat,
pensive sigh half sitting.
A gate,
Quite late,
Oh, bliss,
A kiss
What would my mamma say, sir ?
thick
Ash stick,
A whack
My back
"You're getting quite too gay, cir"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
hammered on tIe n0ctnr.

DIR. Louis, of New Orleans, who is
something of wag, called on a colered
minister, and propounded few puzzling
questions. "Why is il" said he, "that
you are not able to do the miracles that
the Apostles did? They were py 6ected
against all poisons and all nds ol
perils. How is it you are p iotected
now in the same way?"
Tho oolored pre- esponded
promptly: Don't n. bout that,
doctor. spect I is. I've taken a
mighty sight of strong medicine from
you, doctor, and is alive yet"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02
RATES OF ADVERTISING.

Legal notices at established FaAeA
Marriages and death notices gxatA
All bills for yearly advertisements co1iestsd
quarterly. Temporary advertisements E1ust b.
paid for in advance.
Job work, cash on delivery.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02

A man never looks SO Ikea red-hand-
al villain as when he is told by the pho
toRrapher TO look pleasant.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1882-08-02

Every man is occasionally what he
ought to be perpetually.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
"The Professor"

Gas "a character study, as Mr.. Gillette
plainly calls his piece, tho central character
IL n remarkable and truthful portraiture. Mr..
Gillette seems to have entered, by sympathy
or by study, into the mental habits OF n man
buried in scientific research and the business
OF teaching, md his sudden relapsos Into tho
manner OF the classroom arc capital HIS
nervous starts and the twitchlng OF his face In
consequence OF HIS short sight, are excellent
bits OF acting, and he has caught number OF
such characteristics OF tho man whose per-
sonallty he assumes. lne touch Is accom-
pltehed In the sentimental way whom, after
falsely making love to half n dozen young
women, he really falls In love with tho 'long-
Tho incidents In connection with this are I'D.
mirably interpreted. The Professor Is worth
seeing for the beauty OF Its setting and tho fun
of Its situations, as well as for the character
study presented In Mr.. Gillette's perform
ance."
The New York Reyau says: ".The audience
are kept IN almost continuous laughter, aud
TO recite the story Of tho play is quito uuneces-
sary after IL Is said that tho Professor, an eX-
ceedingly stupid, middle-agcd man-descrlbed
ms n 'most excellent and simplc-hearted gen-
tleman in intellect: In scientific analysis, In
power OF abstract reasoning, a vertable giant;
in emotion, In affairs OF the heart, In society
observances, an inexperienced child'-wan.
ders to a fashionable resort and becomes hope
lessly involved In numerous matrimonial en-
gagemonts. Ho Is tho centro and cause OF all
the fun OF the piece, and some OF the pathos.
Mr.. Gillette played his part well, and gave u
bit OF character-acting that was remarkable
for Its originality and finish. Those associ-
ated with him ably seconded his efforts. and
merited, as they received, frequent acknowl-
edgments from the house. The piece is hand
somely mounted and well acted, and, despite
Its crudities, is 80 exceedingly amusing that
It is well worth seeing for the sake OF the
laughter 1t frequently Affords"
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Popular Place Reopened.

The Waverley, No. sos Ninth street north
west Our prosperous and popular nclghbor
across the way), while not exactly hotel, has
been conducted on a system that would have
done credit to any ilrst-class hostelry In the
country. Mrs. Mary Ragan, with twelve
years experience, has utilized her knowledge
TO such an extent as to make her house sought
after by individuals and families who prefer
boarding TO housekeeping, and no further
compliment is necessary to pay to the success
OF the undertaking than to state that ma
jority OF her boarders appear TO have become
fixtures, and regard her house as their home.
landlady has studied to secure the comfort
and approval Of her guests, and took probably
the surest way OF accomplishing IT, By pro-
vidiDg them with clean, well-ventilated rooms,
tastefully furnished, and placing before them
at the table the choice products of tho market,
prepared for the palate IN a style that could
not fail TO be appreciated, Mrs. Ragan thus
secured for her house n reputation for excel
lence second to none in the city, and which she
tions made for accommodations. Last
June she decided to close tho
house and reopen September 80. In the mean
time 1t was to be thoroughly renovated. The
time for reopenipg has bcen delayed In con-
sequence OF the sickness OF Mrs. Ragan, but
next Monday the doors Of the Waverley will
again be thrown open and the patrons can
return TO their old homo. The work OF re-
freshing Is about completed and the house
comes from the hands of the painters and
decorators looking fresh and clean. From the
everything can be found In order. Dirt has
disappeared and cleanliness is tho standing
order. The Waverley starts out again with
brilliant prospects,
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
News Notes.

Nine. Nilsson will sail from England to-
day for New York.
The Federal Council at Berne has pro.
hibited.recruiting for Egypt.
Mr. Broadly, an English barrister, has
gone to Egypt to offer his services TO Arab.
The Marquis Of Waterford's hounds were
stoned by tho farmers and peasantry on the
estate OF Mr.. Patrick Power az the Carragmore
hunt.
1t is reported that the Spanish Govern
nent will protest against the claims OF do
Brazya and Stanley TO the territory along the
Congo River, Africa.
DIR. Ernest Cleveland Coke, o son of
Bishop Coke OF the Protestant Episcopal
Diocese OF Western Now York, died last night
at HIS residence In Baltimore.
N DIR. John G. Henry Dielman, professor of
music at Mt. ST. Mary's College, Emmlttsburg,
and formerly highly esteemed citizen OF
Baltimore, died yesterday, In the 72l year oil
his age.
Forty new cases of yellow fever and five
deaths were reported at Pensacola, Fla, yes.
terday. Among the fatal cases was that OF
Mrs. Rosasco, the wife OF tho Yice-oonsul OF
Italy, q bride OF a few weoks, She was mar
rfed by proxy In Italy, and while crossing the
ocean 70 Join her husband was 8hipwreckod,
but was rescued and brought % Boston. Mr..
Bosasco telegraphed to her not 10 come 10
Penbacoia, but she disregardcd hts advice and
arrived on last Saturday. The marriage was
ratified on Sunday, and yesterday
she was buried
HAS your child the mumpsp st. jacobs
OIL will cure the ailmont surely and quietly.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Morc About tthc OnIum Dcn.

Tho expose OF tho Georgetown opium
den In last Tuesdays CRITIC created ripple
Of excitement among all classes. Major Brock
had his attention Immediately called to the
article, and promised, though there is no law
in the District to prohibit opium smoking, TO
public nuisance. Has the good Major sue
ceeded? No; not by any means. The place is
still running in full blast and nightly the
Many people, who probably do not know as
much as Major Brock, would like to know what
constitutes nuisance. surely place whore
and nightly meet TO engage In immoral
orRies Is, IL ANYTHING ie. O nnisnnce.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
A MagniGcent Prize.

There has Just been placed on exhibition in
a conspicuous place In tho National Museum
tie magnificent first prize of the Berlin Inter
national Fishery Exposition of 1880, which
was presented by the Emperor OF Germany to
Professor Spencer i. Baird, OF the United
States Commission of Fisheries. The prize is
exhibited in costly case of polished rose
wood, with panels of clear French plato-glass
about one and a-quarter inches thick, which
gives II n strikingly snowy eject. The prize,
OF silver washed with gold, stands on an
ebony frame with legs OF silver mussel sholls,
ana is studded with rubies and pearls.
Rising from basin framed after u seashell
is a naked figure OF O boy holding aloft q
wigglng lsh upon trident Tho she'll is
supported on one side by male figure, with
n spear poised for striking, and on tho other a
half-nude female, who holds out one hand,
which contains a mammoth pearl. On gold
shield the following inscription in German is
engraved
Erster Errenpreis
Seiner Majestat
Des Deutschen Kaisers
Fur Die
Internationale Flscherer
Ausstellung Zu
Berlin, 1850.
Tho prize was surrounded and admired by
large crowd OF sightsecrs to-day.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
SOUTHERN REPUBLICANS.
Malone aud The liberal Leaders In
the south Heartily Endorsed.

quito mn important meeting OF Southern
Republicans was held Friday night at Tlmms'
Hall. Judge II. W. Rutor, OF Florida, was
elected chairman, and Mr.. George t. Nor
timer, Of Mississippi, secretary. Messrs. Lake,
Thomaa, and Avery were appointed n com
mlitcc 10 draft resolutions. During their no.
sonce brief and ringing speeches wero made
by Judges Pelham, Wiltshire, Colonel Price,
Captain Wimberly, and others. Captain Lake
presented tho following resolutions In very
cheering speech, and they were unanimously
adopted Res0iUed, That we havo entire CON
1dence In tho integrity, fidelity, aud pa
triotism OF Malone In Virginia. OF whoever
may be eclected to take tho place OF tho la
mented Lowe In Alabama; OF McLnne, In
South Carolina; of McKlnnon, In Florida; OF
Chalmers, In Mississippi; and OF all othors who
have openly announced their population OF
the Bourbon Democracy OF the South, and pro.
claimed thoir Intention to labor to secure and
maintain tho purity OF the ballot-box.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Fortunnfe Finnegnn.

In the Boston World OF September Goth there
Is a funnily written description of an inter-
view between tho reporter and Mr.. Michael A.
Finnegan OF No. l Elder place, or Brighton
street, In Boston. Mr.. +. had drawn In the
Lottery on one-nfth OF ticket No. ~, $50 cos.
ting him one dollar, sent TO NJ. A. Dauphin,
New orleans, La, the sum OF $4,000, and the
Adams Express paid him all the money, and
the scribe tried to got Finnegan TO unfold him
self as n man taken by surprise, bur Mr.. Fin
negan seemed to look upon 1t as a thing TO be
expected as an ordinary occurrence. Ahope.
ful man Is Mr.. Flnnegan. Some one else Will
be equally fortunate on November 14th.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
ReIigious lIternry CircIe.

A religious, literary and scientific circle
was organized last evening at the Fourth
street NJ. L. Church. 1t 10 the purpose OF this
organization TO meet onco week FOR debate,
geographical and literary research, enlivened
with music. Tho following officers were
elected: President, Rev. Joseph France; yicc-
president, Robert L. Cook secretary, Richard
Emmons; treasurer, Miss Lily Webb; custo-
dian, George W. Dunn; organist, Harry Dove.
The circle will meet every Friday evening In
the lecture room OF the church.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
samrandan as n scnrecrow.

While Washington Democrats are still ''Iu.
bilating" over the result in ohio, there Is n
growing fear among them that the friends OF
Sam Randall Will try to hoist their astute
leader into the Speakers chair through the
agency OF Bill-Nye-and- -the-Chinamau tricks,
during the revelry which Will naturally follow
the capture OF the next House by their party
"Why," said prominent Democrat to n
CRITIC reporter to-day, "sam Randall hoistod
10 tho top OF Il long pole, and enveloped In his
record, as n shroud, would act most beauti-
fully rs n national scarccrow. lie would
frighten of New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio
and Indiana, and lose us the contest In 1884.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
A Grand Event Next week.

1t lisa little early 10 talk of Thanksgiving
day, but not too early TO speak of other COM
grand fall and winter opening at Kings pop
ular establishment, 026 seventh street north.
west, between l and X streets. THIS grand
event will occur next Tuesday and Wednes-
day, and q magnificent display OF French pat
tern,hats and bonneis and all the novelties In
tho millinery line is promised. The stock,
which is arriving daily, Is immense. Each
visitor to Kings next week Will be presented
with handsome present,
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
How Fall Paid for His Appoint.
manf-

1t is reported that Frank Ii. Fall was ap
pointed special detective OF the Department
of Justice upon the recommendation of James
Leonard, driver OF the Criminal Court van,
and when the time came 10 settle up Fall
failed TO dlyvy, but put Leonard on a lay
whereby he could get his work In on another
detective, which he did, and thus Mr.. Fall
paid for his appointment, and the "!ury-1x-
Ing" went brayely on.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Medicinal Wine.

Physicians recommend speer's port wine
for weakly persons, as u gentle stlmulant,
tonic and diuretlc, and for other difficulties,
and say they are glad that they haye q vino
on the properties of which they can depend,
and give to their patients with confidence,
knowing that they are using an article that
is pure and exerts no deleterlous effects. For
sale by druggists and grocers.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
THE EVENING CRITIC.
BsTABIIsHED AUGUST, 1893.
WEATHER INDICATIONS,

Tho special bulletin issued from the Signal
Onco to-day says;
The Indications nre that slightly cooler, faJr
weather will prevail I'm the Middle ana South
Atlantic states on sunday. Warmer, fair
weather IA indicated for the Mississippi and
ohio valleys and lower lake region on sunday
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14

Iowa--Eighth District, Lewis Bonnet,
Democrat, vice James W. Freeland, declined.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES District Hon. f
n. Kimmel, Democrat.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
|" AIderney Dairy NhgOns.''

Fresh Alderpey Butter, CHI bed every morn
ing and delivered In " ID rrd prints, 1oc;
per NJ Also, cottage chaa euttermiik anu
sweet milk, &c. per at. rm ioc' per pint
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Every Department Stocked to
It's Utmost Capacity.
PRICES LOWER THAN EVER.
We shall strive to maintain the repu-
tation of the old stores Of selling good
goods at the lowest possible figures.
For the Coming Week we Shall Offer:

Five cases 30inch wide Rubans, at 12js cents. No
house In the country can initiate this grand bar
gain. a.Il'
FIVE cases Crepe Cloth in all the leading shades
and black at l2s cents. sold in other stores at %
cents.
Five cases Fancy Dress Goods at 10 cents. These
we bought last January for cash, and were kept
especially for our opening.
Three cases i0.inch wide fine All-Wool Cash
meres at Is cents. worth 62is cents.
Two cases Opera Shades, ATWOOD Cashmeres
at 30 cents, worth 20 cents.
A full line OF all the most fashionable Dress
Goods, at our popular prices
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
THEATnE CONTIQUE

Dowling's combination have filled a most sue
cessful engagement this week AT the COmique
This company Is the best Of tho kind that ever
appeared here. Pat Riley's combination mex
waol
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
TNOTV9IONg.

The last grand excursion 10 tho Luray Caves
leaves the Baltimore Potomac depot to-mor.
row morning at o'clock, Tho trip offers many
Inducements. Round trip fare, $500, includ-
ing admission to tho caves.
Tonight the steamer Jane Moseley VIII make
another excursion TO Gone River, whore
grand oyster roast Will occur tomorrow. The
excursion will be select, aud In charge OF gen.
tlemen OF experience. The steamer sails at IL
O'Clock, midnight.
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Amusements.
iATIoSAL THEATRE
FORD's OpEnA-HOUsE.

Tho last performance OF tho "White Slave"
tonight. Next week Hanleys famous com
pany In Harrigan & Hart's ''squatter soyer-
eighty"
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14

Minnie Palmer, Robert Graham and thei
company give tho closing performances
"My Sweetheart" tonight. Next week Gilleti
and his company IN the highly amusin
comedy, ''The Professor"
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14

1871, 900 REWARD ,oM be paid 70 any
Chepfa i0ho lOiH ind, on analysis OF 100 bottles Of
s. s.. s., one particle Qf Mercury, ioalis ~ dutas,
siuDt or ann Mineral substance. SHIfTSPECifIC
"a Jl,1ngjsIo,,g JIJnuid l,a,
The Evening critic., 1882-10-14
Lctter From n Traveller.

Come to see ns Wewil CURE you, or charge
nothingl Write for copy of the little book, ffee,
Ask any Druggist as TO our standing.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-01-05
corroN sEEp on VS.. LAM
Chosp aud Healthy substitute Tor the
Hog rrodurt-iNw To Jscu,

Since mentioning in these columns the
iact that cotton seed oil was coming into
general use as a substitute Cor lard, we have
been asked many times how q WAS en-.
ploycd IN cooking. AS sparliol dpsvcr tn
the several Inquiries, We clip tho following
IN regard to the muCh.tNlked.Oi suhicc,
writen.hy Mrs j. L. WalkcY, or Glv ~
Louis, Mas, 80 the Southern Live Stock
Journals
hive been using cotton seed oil for NOR,
than ten years. In Wow OF This lone eXpe.
rience, think Am iU,ly prepared 10 pUss
Judgment upon Us merits, aud ! unhrsitg.
fingly say that regard 4 fur superior to
lard for culinnrv purposes,
When properly used IS Ia mpcrccptiblc
TO the taste. except perhaps in the case VI
biscuits eaten cold Tor lunch, in thxi rasu
lard or butter Is preferable, hat for every.
ihiun which N 90 be eaten immediately, tho
oil cannot DO detected.
For frying fish and oysters Il IS Ear less
liable TO burn than lard, aud n much larger
quantity can be used without waste or ex
traysyancc, rs what IL lcll can always bt
sir..ned into lar and kept for repeated
uss. with the addition OF moro as needed
n ,ioc. not become stale OF rancid, and dors
no, retain the odor OF fish.
for frying fish or fri,tcrs.. or for baking
wal,es and batter cakes. i should be kept
hot on the stove In suitable vessel. or the,
Will absorb too much OF the raw, cold oil.
Far cornbread add II hot the last thing
this makes the incest eesbread without
'.t', wales made with cold boiled rice, c