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The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
Bill Nye ON Bartls.
From the laramie Boomeranr!

from tho Laramie Boomerang 49,. -
! II wsnt to got a position for nv
vie on your paper If I could,"' said q
neck man with a slight tinge of
reproach. as he came into the Boom
clane Office yesterday and sat down; on
the desk with his coat-tails in the cold
calm depths Of the paste fountain. s5os,
"She fs really one Of the literati. al
though people who has known her only
BY the wnshin' and ironin' don't s,,spect
it. !, however know her great menta,
scope. I've been married to her TWEEN.
ty-one years next frost, and i've been
thrown more or less in contact with her.
My soul and hers has communed To-
gether time and again, and we have dis.
c9ssed questions Of considerable depth
'She writes good legible hand. and
is quick in. figures. Whether you want
some one to make out bills for nav
locals, or write q eulogy on a paid-up
subscriber, she's your huckleberry.
She's perfect lady, and you might
ttsx have t hsk ap your eorps for years and
never touch you; She's plain, of course,
III feature, and has an .impeliment in
other by four inches. This gives her AN
eccentric movement when she walks.
like aself-rake reaper; but Lord! yOu'd
never notice that after YOU como to
know and love her. ~"~, =.
'She can trill stanza Of poetry oeca-}
sionally, too, if you give her time to
think Of few hard words. She has
wrote some as fine things as have ever
saw in the English language. She is bet
ter, however. on death than ANYTHING else.
She loves to turn loose and mourn in
easy rhyme at so much per stnnza and
found i'''s 1tt~..l - -
''She wrote short poem on the death
Ola young man in our neighborhood.
who was drowned while in a-swimminy
in the Sinking Water Creek. It run
something like this: .''...
o treacherous, treacherous tide, =
Young William for to tleownd-
To madly. yank him off Ills base
And whirl him round and round.
1--WE found him in the twilight hour,
Freed from his earthly woes;
His calm face upward turning,
And alkali up his nose.
His person was sunk in the shifting sand,
His mouth was open wide,
The pollywogs nestled in his ears,
Beneath the fragrant tide
"His open-back shirt lay on the shore.
And the balance of his trousseau,
While his soul went scooting up the fume,
Out through the ether blue.
Twas down around the Coyote Point
We found him Whel evening fell
And We plant ed him under the cactus vines,
In the shaft of the Mountain Bell
"Good-bye William, far away
On the edge of large damp cloud,
Though you're among the angel gang
You needn't feel SO doggon proud.
l will also leave with you few son.
nets which are the work of her pen.
You can look them over. and let me
know ina day or two what salary YOU
feel like paying Il woman of her strength
of intellect and grip ofgenius. Till then,
adieu. I will call again Friday and com
plete the trade" Without another word
he was gone, and he has not been seen
since. Later on, however, when VIC
want to double up the subscription Of
the paper, We will publish another one
of these poems. With our present facil-
tiles we do not dare to do it.
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
HIS CRAZY-BONE.

: Tho man who struck his c1azy-bone r
Ansuddenly jerked up one foot
And hopped three vivid hops, aud put
] ,.st His elbow straight before him, then
Flashed white ~ pellid Parian-st0ne,
And cleuched his eyes-and hoped
.:.:r,i again. "
He spake no word-he made no moan
= He uttered no invective-but "
Just gripped his eyelids tighter shut;
1<"I And, as the world whixzsd past hin,
ae only knew his craxy-bone -
. Was stricken and he hoped again
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
Absence OF Children In Shakes
pcAre.


London Spectator.
It's commonly said. and would be con-
sidered almost . truism, that Shakes
peare has presented al phases of hu-
man life. To this there is one noticeable
exception. He has NO children, or next
to none. There are no little girls, there
are next to NO little boys, for William,
in merry Wives of Windsor" and
Mamillius In "Winter's Tale" come like
shadow and 10 depart. The one excep-
ton is the bright-witted and delightful
Moth. Arthur, who is by age = mere
boy, is raised by the tragical circum-
stances in which he is presented to
passion and dignity above hie years,
and does not appeal to Us as child, 80
hood has been prematurely taken from
him. Itm,y, OF course, be said, and it
is. no doubt, true, that children are not
suited for stage representation; those
Of an 40 to present them lack,
for tho most part, dramatic faculty.
Yet not always; We have seen . Moth
whose performance by . girl of twelve
left nothing lacking; and we cannot but
believe that the circumstances of Shakes
peare's own Mb hindered his study Of
children. He was clearly old for his
age, when still q hoy, and 30 would have
associated not with children, but with
young men. His marriage q =
mere Lad, and the scanty legends Of his
youth, all tend in the same direction.
The course of his life led him to live
apart from his children in their youth;
lis busy life in London brought him in
to the interior of but few families. his
sou. of whom he saw but little. died
Young. II our supposition be true. it is
Il pathetic thought that the great dram
atist was shut out from the one kind Of
conpanionship which, even when it: IL
in no degree intellectual, never pals.
A man, whatever his mental powers.
can take delight in the society ofa child,
when person of intellect far more ma
tured, but inferior to his own, would be
silnDly insulferabl0.
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
WoRTHNGToN MOBILES COUNTY
first district Jos. ". Grover; Judge Of the s,,-
premc court V. F. Willard, - : :,

hrst district Jos. W. Grover; Judge of the sll-
premc court V. F. Willard.
At the Republican District convention
held at Monticello, Minn., the following
legislative ticket was put in the field: Sens
tor, w: II: Houlton; Representatives, IJona-
than Smith, NJ. Holmestrom, +. G. Porter. 3
The democrats of Colorado nominated for
governor James B. Grant of Lake; John r.
Prowers of Bent for lieutenant governor,
and Vincent d. Merkham Of Orapahoe Judge
of the supreme court.
:. At the republican convention Of the
Eight Dakota district, f. H. Mcintosh, oil
Aurora county, was nominated for the
council and George Sterling for the house.
The prohibition congressional convention
for the Madison, Wis, district met at Dodge
willie and nominated Samuel d. Hastings
of Madison for congress. -
The Secord d Minnesota district dem ocratic
convention nominated Judge Beck. of Man
kato, but he positively declined and Felix
B0rer was nominated.
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
From, Forei6,,, Lands.

Malta dispatch: Rawson Sheffield, pro
NOTED for bravery at Tel-el Kebir, has died
of his wounds. Rome dispatch: "A conrt
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
Personal anil I1,s2,e,:sO3sal.

The president desires to be absent from
Washington until the executive mansion is
thoroughly repaired and OverEa,lled. It is
generally understood that during his vaca-
tiOn the president will devote a considera-
blc portion Of his time to revising his cab
met and making other select ons, and rat
Ting among dry bones is expected prior to
the assembling of congress.
Rev. George o. Barnes, having made COO
converts in indianapolis will close his re-
vival labors in that city and 80 to Cincin-
natl. He has become embroiled with Rev.
Myron w. Reed, who dared to criticise his
methods as an evangelist.
Mrs. H. r. Ludington, 7S years of age has
daughter, Mrs. Cadney, aged 60, who has a
daughter, Mrs. Tice,, aged 40, who has a
daughter, Mrs. David, aged %, who has a
daughter years Of age, and all are living in
Sullivan county, N. Y.
Wednesday, Sept. 20, 4p m., at St. An
drew's church, New York, by Rev. DR.
Francis Lobdell, Frederick Driscoll, Jr., of
st. Paul, and Harriet Arnold Seixas, daugh-
ter of G. A. Seixas of New York, were mar
ried,
Gov. Davis will deliver the address at the
reunion Of the Twenty-eighth Wisconsin
regiment, to be held at Waukesha Oct. 4, 5,
and 6. This is Gov. Davis old regiment.
Oscar Wilde visited the New York stock
exchange on Tuesday, but got out just be-
fore the members were ready to give him an
old fashioned stock board hazing.
Prof. Evangclinus Apoitolides Sophocles,
q native Greek and professor of Greek in
Harvard college, is seriously i'll and not ex-
pected to live.
The subscription started by citizens o
Newport for the family of the late Gen. G.
K. Warren amounts to $l1 ,OOO
The wife of engineer Melville, of the Jean.
nette, has been adjudged insane and conf
mitted to an asylum.
Mayor Harrison of Chicago was given an
enthusiastic welcome home from his Euro
pean tour.
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28

Robert C. Winthrop i now In Paris.
He u to pass the month Of October IL
ENGLAND, and will return home In time
to celebrate Thank1giving Day.
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28

Ex.Cadet Whitaker, the man with self
mutilated ears, is iecturing in Georgia on
..Ears and the Color line at West Point"
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
Mr.. w. H. Vanderbilt has purchased
Little Round Island, in the st. Lawrence
river, paying 81 500 for it.

If there IL anything that the Lord
does not know" said q sarcastic old law
yer, 1T i how petit jury will decide
The Worthington advance., 1882-09-28
Record Of Fires antl Casualties,

Record Of Fires ana Casualties,
The Welsh Fire Bricks works at Phillips
burg, the largest manufacturing establish
n!ent in Western Pennsylvania, was destroy.
CD by fire. Loss $4,000. Several freight
cars OF the Pittsburgh & Lake Erie railroad
were also burned
Several cases of sunstroke occurred in New
York last Wednesday.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07

The lower Glasses. Who are they7 The
toilng man and oman. the farmer, the
mechanic. the artisan, the inventor, the
producer ? Far from it. These are ma
ture's nobility. No matter if they are
nigh or low in station, rich or poor in
pelf, conspicuous or humble in position
hey are surely the upper circles in the
order of nature, whatever the Fictitious or
Questionable decree. 1t is not low, 1t is
the highest duty, privilege, and pleasure
tor the great man and high-souled woman
10 earn what they possess, to work their
own way through life, to be the architects
If their own fortune. Some may rank the
classes we have alluded to as only relative
~ low, and, in fact, the middling Glasses.
We insist they are absolutely the highest
II there be a GLASS Of human beings on
earth who may be properly denominated
low, 1t 10 that GLASS who spend without
earning. who consume without producing
who dissipate upon the earnings Of their
fathers and relatives. without being any
thing In or OF themselves. The Mechanic.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07

SoRTHPIEID.-Frank Plumley. Esq.
has returned from fishing excursion at
Greensboro pond.
Much inconvenience is caused the people
Of this town because the Central road does
not stop the afternoon express at this sta
ton.
II. l.. Brown Is building barn on his
farm up Bull Run and when returning
from there Saturday night near the cooper
shop the road gave way. precipitatlug hi.
span Of horses and carriage down an em
bankment one hundred feet. The team is
valuable one and fortunately escaped
without serious injury. Mr.. Brown and
John Wiley. who was with him, escaped
unhurt.
School meeting in the graded school
district is called for Tuesday, June 18Th
at 1880 o'clock.
The grand list of the town has not been
| footed up yet but it is expected that The
total will be less than last year. We Civ,
the lists amounting to 800 for this yea
| and com mare them with that of 1881.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
Nation

Since its consolidation with the New York
Evening Post. has increased its facilities
In every department, enlarged its size TO
twenty -four pages. and added many able
writers to its previous list. Il 10 now prn-
nounced by many Of its readers to be bet
ter than ever before.
Established in 1865, the Nation was =
pioneer in this country as q weekly
journal of literary aud political criticism
of the highest order, conducted free from
the control of party or interest Of any
sort. Despite precarious support dur
ing the first few years. 1t held persis,ently
to its original aim until its Il financial sue.
cess was assured. Meanwhile 1t had b.
come recognized authority at home and
abroad; its editorial management has been
unchanged from the first, and its projac-
tors intend that, with their present iacl-
ties, the Nation shall become more than
ever before the medium of the ablest
thought of the time.
Tho form and style Of the paper are
chosen with a view 10 the most suitab e
shape for binding and set of the Nation
preserved, bound, and indexed, makes thu
most complete and readable record of eur.
rent events of importance in the political
and literary world available for the Ameri
can public.
The subscription price has been
REDUCED TO SO PER ANNUM.
Specimen copies sent on request. Adj
dress the Publisher, 2l0 Broadway, New
York. fm22W3
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Vermont Conference Seminary.

PROGRAMME yon COMMENCEMENT Wink.
sa1-s5, Luue IL, annual sermon bg Pros. William
To-. i .e, Pin %.
d.. Examinations.
"sJP N.-Aidress before ;he Rs,he,la society.
5r nav Charles p4rkhurst. NJ. \
T,laasdly, Juus Il. 10 a. v.-Abnusl meeting Of
sstees.
wednesday, June H. RDr. N,-Business meeting Of
ii1mni Association.
Wednesday. Juns 70 r. N.-Class Day Exercises
.A.-PriEe ROoitstions and
Declarations.
Ts1rvdsy. Jane Is, IL AM.-AnnIyerssry Exercises
Free return checks over the railroads
will be given all who attend commence
,ncnt ut ne Vermont Methodist seminary
Accommodations will be furnished al
reason able rates.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
RELIEF FOR ALL OVERWORKED
BRAINS.
cAuSE AND CURE.

pr. T. ". Fens0ns Goiery and Chamomile Pills are
valuable Tor school Children who suffer from nervous
headaches csused by an overTopked brain in their
,tudies. and for all classes OF hard brain-workers
whose oyertasked nervous centers need repair and
,edat!on. Nervous trem,G, weakness, and paralysis
ne being daily cured by these pills. They correct
ostlyencss but not purEative, r'ce 80 cents or
ak boxes for 81 80 posage ree to any address. For
ale nv all druggists Depot, Baltimore, Nd. whore
he Doctor can be sdtressed. Lettcrs of ipquir,
freely answered.
ca. Cri.tenton. Neg YorA WHOLESALE agent foi
Or. CIV. Benson 5 remedies
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07

CHELsEA.-Grass is badly winter killed |
in some localities.
Tho hotel here has been very we'll pat. |
ronized for some time past.
II. w. Dearborn was recently appointed
leader Of the choir at the Methodist
church.
The potato bugs are out in force, and
claim presumption right to the young
potatoes.
The graves Of tho soldiers were decora-
ted with flags on May 30lh, in the absence
of flowers.
Rev. Mr.. flerrioA was absent last week
at the county convention of churches
at Brookield.
Rev. j. Currier Of North Haverhill, Y.
H., preached mt the Methodist church last
Sabbath evening, He was the pastor of
that church forty four years ago, and is
now seventy seven years OF age.
Nj. and Mrs. Alonzo Jones had a very
large family reunion on the 3Oth of May,
that being the fifty 9th ann iversary Of
their marriage. Of their tan living
children seven were present. They have
about forty grand children and great
grandchildren, about half OF them being
present. 1t being Decoration day the
members of WatersOn Post, G.. A. r.,
u were invited. A large number of the cit.
lSens were present also. The aged couple
were made the recipients Of large vari
ely OF beautiful and valuable present.
Il besides thirty dollars in cash, all of which
was highly appreciated by them. Tn,
: occasion was highly enjoyable, and on
r lllaL comes but once in life time.
DIR, George k BAgley died May 9lst, a
@ he age of sixy.hvo years and min
G months. lie WAS the son of Deacon Bag
o ley OF ropsham. in which town he com
o IN need he practice of medicine as 81
3 ooircuc physician about forty years age
o Nf'or pr .c,ioing there about ten years h
4 eNoved 10 Chelsea and pursued his met
o zeal practice constantly until about fy
) ears ago. when be was suddenly stricke
s down by violent disease. During the ne,
tree Years he was unable 10 practice b
* urolrs,irn but lillle. For the last tv
re years he has been mostly confined at b
l., home. and has been a grent sufferer fro
~ f. qnert and severe attacks of diseas
Ii Wnile in the strength of his manhood D
Vs. Blgley was very popular as a physics
I'd and was held in high esteem by tho pc
s. pie. His funeral was attended on Sunda
t.. June 4th, by Rev. Mr.. Webster. He W
ii buried with Masonic honors, being
L.. member Of that fraternity.
10. NoRrHFGELD. The season Is backwal
by here. Apple trees are usually in full bic
tic som with US the LIST OF June; but no
&c June 6ih) many Of the trees are not f
ee enough advanced to make 1t easy tellii
'at whether they are to blossom or not. Wi
nd no warm weather the wonder is how veg
tation can look as we'll rs il does.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
BUSINESS NOTICES.

Ginghams, lawns, cambrics. shirtine'
At Webster's.
Look at those plates. 60 and 20 cents
per dozen, at Webster'S.
Light colored sackings, buntiDgs and
dress goods at Webster's.
Ribbons. corsets, ladies' gents and
children's hosiery, lambrequins, tides and
pillow shams at Webster's.
A new lot of Isle gloves, buttons,
children's underwear, parasos, laces,
edgings, etc., at Webster's,
Great bargains in summer goods ut
Farwells, head of State street. Scotch
suits 81, So, $40 and $l2, aud they must
I've closed out before July 1st. The best
white shirt for 7j cents ever shown III
Montpelier. Call and see it.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
NATURES sLUICE-wAY.

The kidneys are natures sluice-way to wash ont
the DEBRIS Of our constantly changing bodies. II
they do not work properly the trouble is felt every
where. Then be wise and as soon as you see signs
OF disorder get package ofKidney.Wort and take
IL faithfully. 1t viii clean the sluiceway Of sand,
gravel or slime and purify the whole system
Druggists sell 1t, both liquid and dry, and 1t Is
equally efficient in either form independent.
nn,.T
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07

Commencement bouquets furnished at
reasonable prices by Mrs. S A. Mead.
Main hear State street. Order early.
Frauk Jangraw has purchased of A. D.
& Geo Lane their house on Cross street.
occupied some years by II. W. Wheeler,
ptying $3.50
On Thursday OF last week a silver flew
from q board that Henry Marble was saw
ing a, the cab shop, entered his hand
between the thumb and forefnger and the
point protruded through the skin of the
wrist; it was four inches long and one
fourth of an inch thick at one end, and had
to be taken out in two pieces.
Mortimer Sturtevant of Newport, VT,
Who recently came into the employ of
Fisher Il Cotton, has leased the tenem ent
IN the Hyde block vacaed by c. T. Sum-
ners. Mr.. Sturtevant is a brother. in-law
If Roberto. Wright, formerly of this place,
nut cashier of the national bank at New
| port.
| There will be 4 meeting of the board of
church extension At the principals Office
in the seminary at Montpelier on Wednes-
| lly, June Ii, ut L; so o'clock =. NJ. The
members are--P. II. Huxley, c. II. Cross
D j.. Fuller. w. P. Dillingham;, s. b.
Currier, d. E. Miller, j. d. Beeman, J. A.
Sherburn and the Presiding Elders.
J. A. SHERBURN, President.
Barre, May 20, 1882.
| Quite an excitement was created at the
Pioneer shop last Thursday. One York
md Z !. Livingston contractors for cutting
lumber for the LINES, at the Summit, hao
,rme trouble about their help and boil
tme down on Thursday TO have Mr.. Ell
vim lame settle the matter between them
IL appears that both attempted to tell thei
tories at once, which led to high words
md threats and York drawing revolve
nd firing an ineffective shot at Livings
on. No arrests were made. and TN
PARTIES returned TO the Summit.
About IL O'Clock Saturday night tn
lohce were notified that their service
we're wanted on St. Paul street at the res
pnuc Of Peter Cur. Upon their arriva
lrY folnd Mrs Carr badly pounded an
81 up rom Bows Inflicted by her husban
glo yl3 drunk. D. rempleton was ser
',r To dress her woun IS, anu Pet II wa
ken TO iii OK lon'iAv the Ial fin
nd cost. 50 G.. ~, ,ap959t aim b.
he justice, for when PAs9r gave <ecurit
L II payment and wls discasr.cx. i
1 wore that he ob aimed the slut lha
{ used the trouhe Of one o Reilly,
Granger, whom he met on the street abou
n 10 o'clock that night.
:, His wife injuries proved not to be of
n nrious nature, and a complaint was mad
~. against her for intoxcuio by tow
L ,rand ror Gordon on which jury tris
u WIS held at bis Office, Tuesday evening
!. ,oforn Justice Hinkley. II, w Kemp an
", 4. Lord acted for the defence. tt
Jury consisted OF John Lease. A. D. Fa
-, well, j. j. PrAtt, Storrs Noyes, Williar
Hornbrook and T. Donovan. Severa
witnesses were examined and the tra
which lasted until II o'clock, resulted
" verdict Of guilty. She was fined II
u usual amount, from which she appeals
" county court.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
Che frreman.
MONTPELIER. VT.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE Z, 1882.

~, ias.r0 TO make the FREEMAN particularly yslu''I
orta news from all parts Of Vermont, aud our frie
different parts Of the state, especially In WAshi' -
a. orange and Lsmolls Counties Will confer gree
f,vor upon "a aud our readers BY sending ~ loc'
o,sllssnee Give Us faets and we will arrange then
rthe paper.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
HOW TO SECURE HEALTH.

II is strange any one will suffer from derango-
ulents brought on by impure blood, when
SCOyILL'S SARSAPARILLA AND STlLLINGlA
or 81. GOD AND LIVER SYRUP will restore health
to the physical organization. 1t is STRENGTHENING
syrup, pleasant to lake, and the BEST BLOOD
PURIFIER ever discovered, curing Scrofua
Syphiltc disorders. Weakness OF the Kidneys,
grysipelas, Malaria. Nervous disorders, Debility
| Bilious complaints AMI diseases of tho Blood
| liver, Kidneys, Skin, etc.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
A. AcuREF FOR PILES

Kiiuoy.Wou act Grst b. overcoming Ia Tue
midest manner all tendency to constipation; t1en,
By its great tonlc aud invisoratiDg properties, ii
restores to health the debitated aud weakened
parts We have hundreds Of certified cure,
where all else had failed. Use It and su1er 10
longer.- Exchange. Swl
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
SANDWICHES,

PERuyIAS SYRUP cures Dyspepsia, Genel a.
Debility. Liver Complaint, Boiis, iumOIs, Chronic
Diarrhea. Nervous Affections, Female Conplaiuis,
ADD III diseases OrigiuIIug III bad state OF The
olooi fLnlSyl
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07
MARY A. sTRONG'S ESTATE,

The undersigned having been appointed by the
Honorable Probate Court for the District Of Washing
on to receive, examine and adjust all
,lSima and demands Of all persons against the estate
IT Mary Ann strong, late of Waitsed in said District
and all claims exhibited In Offset thereto
hereby give notice that We will meet for the pur
roses aforesaid. at the dwelling house OF Joseph II.
isy OF september, text, from O'Clock until O'Clock
p NJ, each Of said DAYS, aud that six months from
ths 18th DAY OF May, A. H. 1884, is the time limited
ny ssid Court tOr said creditora to present theil
claims to nE Tor eTamiqatlon aud allowance, .
Dated at Wajisfeld, tbis Hh day of May A. D., 1889
WI HASELrOS, / S,ororo,.,,onsrs
JAMES BAIRD, 4tu,( S''1tn4'e'ON"ie'
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1882-06-07

Or. ROGERS WORN syUrP instantly destroys
WORMS. fml3tI