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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1882-06-09

ply of wedding cake, ordered by the
Doctor to be set up for the boys at the
various saloons. The boys all unite in
wishing the Doctor long life and a
frequent recurrence of the same event
Mr.. Brand. of Madison. gave an ell
oeutionary entertainment. at the NJ. f,
church, in Dodgeville, on Friday
evening last. Your correspondent was
present, having obtained the loan of
4 ticket from the pastor, Elder Dock
nam, by depositing twenty-five cents
as security. The portion of the au-
dience who were familiar with the
scenes which Mr.. Brand recited say
the representations were perfect
Those of them who were present in
Denmark. AZ the interview between
Hamlet and his mother, are unan.
imous in their testimony that Mr.
Brand described the scene admirably
Unfortunately there were few present
who had been with Mark Twain in
his visit to the holy sepulcher, but
those few recognized in Mr.. Brand
the very feelings and lineaments OF
Mark rs he stood weeping over the
tomb of Adam. The scene was very
affecting; as all who are acquainted
with Mark know that he is very
tender-hearted man. and that Mrs
Twain is also a woman of very 6ne
feelings, and must have shared largely
in the grief of her husband 1t is a
well-known characteristic of human
nature that our feelings are more
sensitive towards eur first parents
than our second ones.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

inent persons who were given up
to die 10y both their physicians and
friends"
you speak of your own expert
ence, what was it ?"
"a fearful one. | had felt languid
and untitled for business for years.
But | did not know what allied me.
When, however, | found it was
kidney difficulty | thought there
was little hope and so did the doc
tors. / have since learned that one
of the physicians of this city point
ed me out to a gentleman ON the
street one day. saying: There goes
u man who will be dead within a
year. / believe his words would
have proven true if / had not fortu-
nately secured and used the remedy
now known as Warmers Safe Kid
ncy and Liver Cure"
"And this caused you to manu-
facture it?"
mo it caused me to inv estigate.
went to the principal cities, saw
physicians prescribing and using il
and / therefore determined, as
duty [ owed humanity and the suf-
fering, to bring it within their reach
and now it is known in every part
of America, is sold in every drug
store and has become household
necessity"
The reporter LETT Mr.. Warner,
much impressed with the earnest
ness and sincerity of his statements
and next paid Il visit to DIR. S. A.
baltimore at his residence on Prince
street. DR.. baltimore, although
busily engaged upon some matters
connected with the State Board of
health, of which he is one of the
analysts, cOurteOusly answered the
questions that were prUpOunded to
him:
did you make a chemical anal
ysis Of the case of Mr.. III. IL. War
ner some three years ago, Doctor"
Eyes, sir"
"What did this analysis show
yOu?"
"The presence of albumen and
tube casts in great abundance"
And what did the symptoms in
dicate?"
"a serious disease of the Kidneys
"Did you think Mr.. Warner could
recover? ?"
No, sir. l did not think it pos
sible. 1t was seldom, indeed, that
so pronounced Il case had, up to that
time, ever been cured"
"DO you know anything about
the remedy which cured him ?"
Eyes, l have chemically analysed
it and upon critical examination,
find it entirely free from any pois-
OnOus or deleteriUus substances"
We publish the foregoing state
ments in view of the commotion
which the publicity of DIR. HeniOn's
article has caused and to meet the
protestations which have been made.
The standing Of DR.. Henion, Mr..
Warner and DR.. baltimore in the
community is beyond question and
the statements they make, cannot
for a moment be doubted. They
cOnclusively show that Bright's
disease OF the kidneys is one of the
most deceptive and dangerous of
all diseases, that it is exceedingly
common, alarmingly increasing
and that it can be cured.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
Frank Lashe.s sundar Maqazine.

This favorite and excellent peri
odical is established in public favor,
and its interest and value are con-
stantly increasing. The Novem-
Der number abounds with interest
ing and edifying articles, stories,
essays, poems, ETC., etc. The editor,
Rev. De Witt Talmage, has an adj
mirable article, fought Christians
to have any Fun ?" Rev. DIR. Speer
contributes one on the late Senator
Hill, of Georgia and there is an
excellent and timely one, finely
illustrated, on 1.-THE City of Alex
ander the Great" Among the
other profusely illustrated papers
are, peterborough Cathedral"
""Our November Walk 1.-THE
knights of St. John of Jerusalem"
etc. The charming serial, Weigh
ed and Wanting" is continued,
and there are short stories, sketches,
essays, poems, ETC., by popular
writers. In the Home Pulpit" is
one of the EDITORS eloquent and
characteristic sermons, ~ Cheat
Exposed" There are Sunday
school Notes" Information for
the Curious" Rhymes and
Rhythms for the Little Folks" (se-
lected by the editOr), 1.-The Drift of
Religious Comment" personal
Notes and Comments" Editorial
Comments" and Il most conpre-
hensive miscellany. The embel-
lishments are very numerous, and
are fine specimens of art. The
price is % cents a number, or 50 a
year, postpaid. A specimen copy
will be sent free by inclosing 25
cents to Frank Leslie, Publisher,
SO, % and 81, Park Place, New
York.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

The following circular letter was
issued from the Comptcoller's Office
at Nashville:
To County Court Clerks:
Your attention is called to the act
of May % 1882, amending the act O!
April z, 1881, az to tax on mer-
chants.
The amount to be collected from
merchants is as follows:
AID valorem tax (Stase), 20 cents
per 800.
Privilege tax (State), 30 cents per
800.
Privilege tax in no case to be less
than so.
NOte-Ad valorem tax for school
purposes, to be paid to county, 10
cents per 800.
This act took effect May -, 1882,
and all settlements since that da e
must be made in conformity there
to. Yours respectfully,
JAMES NJ. NOLAN.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
Where He Got the Ice.

There was a party of gentlemen
the other day on Il train on one OF
the roads coming into Nashville,
and none of the party being strict
temperance men, one OF the party
suggested a drink. All seemed
willing, but the day was warm. Al
last the fourth man in the party
said that ne had bottle of fine
Cocktail" which he would furnish
ifanybOdy would get ice. A fellow
passenger remarked that he would
do that if they would share with
him. He left the car and came back
with plenty, which was duly used.
As matter of course in a short
time another drink was proposed
and the ice man kindly requested
to furnish that necessary article to
cocktail, but with his mouth WA
tering for a drink, every look one
of longing, he said: "Gentlemen,
want the drink and could furnish
the ice, but | am afraid that if |
take any more OFF the corpse il will
spoil" To say that the crowd felt
sick feebly expresses it, and when
they found that the ice was from "A
corpse they did not swear mentally
but openly.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
4 Ballroom Car.
Hort Worth f1uyptfE

y ballroom car Is the latest nov
city introduced on the Chicago,
Milwaukee Il st. Paul road, and re-
Gently merry party of st. Louis
bellies and beauN made an excursion
over the road, and danced the rae
quet with the tram moving forty
miles an hour. The ballroom WIS
a large baggage car, sixty feet long
by fifteen wide. The floor was
elegantly carpeted, the walls beau
tifully painted, hung with pictures,
and decorated with bunting, ever
greens and garlands of roses. There
was an orchestra of eight pieces, and
refreshments were passed around
every hour.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

"Do not lay me down by the rip
pling brOOk-side, lest babbling low
Ors waken me from dreams, nor in
the beautiful cemetery in the val
ley, lest sight-seels, coming over
the epitaphs, distract me; but let
my last sleep be under the counter
of the merchant who never adver-
tises. There Is peace which passeth
all understanding and a deep sleep
ON which neither the buOyant foot
falls of youth nor the weary shuttle
and drag of age will never intrude."
And his spirit fed.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
Senator Don Cameron has beer

Senator Don Cameron has been
called upon to pay $4,000 as indoors.
er in that amount for the late Sen
atOr Burnside. The note Endorsed
by Mr.. Cameron was put into a bank
by Senator Burnside just previous
to his death as a substitute for some
stock (already put up as security for
a lOan,) for which he desired to get
"A new issue. No trace of the old IT
new stock can be found among Gen.
Burnside'S papers, and it is suspect
ed that it has been stolen. Came
ron has paid it.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
WOman-Her Health and Life.

Depend more on the regularity
her menstrual functions than on any
or all causes combined. An actual or
a living death is the inevitable result
of arrangement of a function which
makes woman what she is in every re-
spect, and especially in her mentaland
bodily constitution. Hence, immedi-
ate relief from such arrangements is
the only safeguard against wreck and
ruin. In all cases of stoppage, delay,
or other irregularity of the 4courses,"
DIR. ]. Bradfield's Female Regulator is
the only sure remedy. 1t acts by Civ
ing tone to the nervous centres nm
proving the blood, and determining
directly to the organs of reconstruction.
1t is a Scientific prescription, and the
most intelligent physicians use IT
Prepared by DIR. J. Bradfeld, Atlanta
Ga. Price: trial size, 75c; large SIZE
$3.50. For sale by all druggists
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

Alter spending months at watering
places and consulting the best physi-
clans without benefit, | returned home
disheartencd and expected to die. \
friend urged trial Of Parker's Gin
ger Tonic. Three bottles and careful
diet have brought me excellent health
and spirits, and l hope my experience
may benefit similar Sufierers.-Cincin-
nat lady. See other column.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

Mr.. b. +. Porter, rich banker III
Utica, n. Y, says: Il have used
Browns Iron Bitters the past year,
much to the chagrin OF our family
physician, for neither myself, wife nor
little girls have since suffered from a
single davis illness. 1t is making us
all robust and strong"
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

THE Tullahoma Guardian takes
preat pleasure in stating that In
Coffee county all sides are heard
with the greatest respect, and every
speaker given an attentive hearing.
Although in the county a large ma
iority are one way, they treat their
opponents with respect and cour-
tesy.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

a FEMALE smuggler who Was
searched in New York had $4,000
of human hair concealed about her.
Her old man must have had a
tough true of it before she snatched
5000 worth from him.-Ftl1 Ripe,'
AdCNnce.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

Miss PUsS HENDRICKs, of
Friendship, KY, is % years of age,
measures only thirty inches in
height, and is u most attractive
little lady. Several good offers
have been made her by shOwmen,
but she has always refused.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
-E,nhtx.EIre palIars Lot.

aYou do not tell me that your hus-
hand is up and entirely cured by so
s,mple a medicine rs Parker's Ginger
Tonic ?" ayes, indeed | do" said Mrs
BENJAMIN to her neighbor, "and after
we had lost eighty-five dollars IN doc
tors bills and prescriptions. Now my
husband feels rs well as ever"
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

DIDN'T you think the close of
the sermon was fine? asked Doro-
thea uf Angelina. "Well, really,
now" replied Angelina, 81 was so
taken with the clothes of Kate LOr-
inner that didn't notice the close of
the sermon at ALL"
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

JONES accompanied by his dog
Snap meets Brown, who accOsts
him with, Good morning, Jones /;
hOw's your dog Snap ?" Jones
pretty well, thank you; how
are YOU ."
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

IMAGINE the indignation of an
American boy in a French school
who, in a history class, is told
how Lafayette, the great French
General, triumphed in the RevOlu-
ton, assisted by Washington
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

"MY teeth are full of sand,n said
the fairest bather in the surf. "All
right, hand them OUT" said an adj
mirer, land I'll rinse them off for
you" And now she regards him
only as a brother.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

ana, will my little brother al
ways be younger than | am ?"
Eyes, darling" "That'll be NICE"
"Why, lovely ?" because, then
can always lick him !"
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

The best preparation known in mar
ket tor restoring gray hair to its origi-
nal color is Halls Vegetable Sicilian
Hair Remover. Try it!
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

IT is strange that q woman can
ever be found to marry king, for
everybody knows that the king al
ways beats the queen.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

Tennessee has a voting population
of 33l ,205, of which 249,955 are
white and 81 $50 are cOlOred. Her
total population is 1,542, 1859, of
which l,l3S, S3l are white, and 403,-
j2S cOlOred.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

THE difference between blonde
and locomotive is that one has
light head and the other has head
light.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

"WHAT did you think of my ar
gument, EOgg ?" cit was sound,
very sound. Zones is delighted
Nothing but sound, in fact" Jones
reaches for a brick
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
InsoIyent Notice.

Having suggested the insolvency OF tho
estate of George w. Brown, deceased, notice
IL hereby given TO all persons holding claims
against said estate to file them with tire
clerk of the County Court, properly authen-
Heated, ON or before the 18th day OF March,
1859, or they will be barred.
JOHN DIXON,
Aug. 10, lSS2-4t~ Admir-.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

WHEN you get short measure, it
is not Satan seeking your souls in
jury, but the grOceryman lying in
weight for your dollars and cents.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

WASN'T Adam the first man to
sell the race?
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
Homemade Goods
Wholesale Prices.

My work will all be handmade and no
Eastern shOddy, but the buyer will get value
received for every dollar.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

A beautiful maid in Carlisle,
On the back OF her neck had "A bisle,
When her lover forgot,
And Rugged the sore spot,
Her screams could be heard for a miSle!
Brooklyn -fFQtIS.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14

One of the greatest comforts to those ex-
pecting TO be confined is a remedy upon
which implicit confidence can be placed
one that win produce safe and quick de-
livery -one that will control pain and
shorten the duration of labor. Such Is The
Mothers, Reliafn Try IL and see what
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1882-10-14
HOLMES IMMINENT,
OR, THE
WI otherE' Friend.

One of the greatest comforts to those ex-
pecting TO be confined is a remedy upon
which implicit confidence can be placed
one that win produce a safe ana quick de-
livery one that will control pain and
shorten the duration OF labor. such Is The
Mothers Relief" Try IL and see what
A Blessing il is 10 Suffering Females
This Liniment when used two or three
weeks before confinement, produces won
derful effect, causing very easy and quick
labor, with comparatively little pain, and
leaves the mother in a condition TO recover
quickly-Or in other words To have a good
gettiiing up; Under It's use labor VIII ordi1
Time and the suffering be diminished be-
You'd expression.
The condition for which this remedy is
offered is of such n character as to forbid
long array of certificates. Those interested
in It's use are respectfully referred To the
hundreds who have used IL.
Read the Testimonials.
must earnestly entreat every female ex-
pecting to be confined to use Tho Mothers
Relief" Coupled with this entleaty, will
add that during n large obstetrical practice
QOrty-four years. / have never known IL to
fail TO produce safe and quick delivery.
Fl. j. HOLMES, NJ. D.,
Atlanta, Ga.
lady from one OF the counties of Middle
Georgia, who has been acting as midwife for
many years, writes ~ have disposed of all
the Mothers Relief you sent me, and am
WITH IT. In every instance
where IL has been used its effects have been
all that l could ask I CONSIDER IT A
GREAT BLESSING"
A gentleman writes: "My wife used your
Mothers Relief at her fourth confinement,
and her testimony is that she passed through |
IL with one-half of the suffering OF either of
her former cOnfincnents, and recovered |
from II in much less time. She also recon- |
mended IL to lady friend who was about TO |
be confined for the first time, and she says: |
i HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY ONE PASS |
THIS GREAT TRIAL WITH so |
MUCH EASE AND 80 LITTLE SUFFER- |
ING"
The names of all these and many others, |
IAN be had by calling at my Office.
Having had the foregoing remedy THOR
)UGHLY TESTED in Atlanta and vicinity, |
low offer IL to my patrons as possessing
superior merits.
I am also permitted to refer 10 the follow
ng well-known citizens of Atlanta: &. \.
Newton, VIM. NJ. Crumly, JT., w. A. Gregg |
Ind ID. Balm al of whom are ready TO tes-
ify to the merits of the preparation.
Price, 81 so per Bottle.
J, BRADFIELD, Sole Prop'r.
For sale by Owen q Moore.
The daily gazette., 1882-03-21
A Pine store.

Martin Farrell, the well>known
-four and feed merchant has recently
removed from his old stand, Fifth and
Walnut streets, TO his new building
on Fourth street, between French and
Walnut streets.
Previous to removal Mr.. Farrell
had erected building not only suited
to his ideas, but which he can claim
is one OF the most convenient build.
ings for the purpose in the State. 1t
is a two story brick, in the front story
of which is situated the office and
store for the sale Of -four. Immedi-
ately in the rear is large space which
is taken up for the display OF hay and
grain. For grain bins lave been con>
structed, and by means of schutes is
transferred from the second story.
All baled hay is stored In the second
story, and is transferred to the first
by means of dumb waiter. There
is also wagon way, so that all goods
are loaded under cover. Mr.. Farrell
keeps constantly on hand the finest
brands of everything appertaining to
his business, which he disposes of at
the lowest market prices.
The daily gazette., 1882-03-21
AQuestIon of Enrinea.

The citizens of New Castle, have
awakened to the tact that a steam fire
engine is nesded in their city to protect
their property. A movement was
started some months ago 10 secure the
aid OF the prominent citize1s Of that
place for the purpose of purchasing an
engine, but by some unknown means.
the matter was allowed 10 drop. Re-
Gently the subject was revived, a few
weeks ago, and new men placed at the
head cf The movement.
1t now appears that the agents of the
Silsby company have been presenting
their claims as the best fire engine man
ufactured, but in order TO counteract
this represent alive of the Clapp 81
Jones company, went to Nav Castle
thus morning and presented the
merits Of the Clapp & Jones engine.
NO doubt the committee on tie purchase
ot an engine will be overrun with agents
OF the different manufacturers.
The daily gazette., 1882-03-21
Thons WIN wiIIGn

As stated in our early edition dele
CATION will meet Governor Hall In
Dover tomorrow and present their
claims upon the Chief Executive, why
q reprieve should be granted to Jere-
miah Harrigan who, unless the Execu-
tive authority interferes, will be
hanged on Friday next. Among those
who will accompany the deleg alton,
which will leave on the 9.35 a. m.
train to- morrow, are: Albert Will
liams, of Hockessin, William Bright,
A. Given, Harry Sharpley, Thomas
NJ. Ogle, Fl. B. McIntire, ex-Sheriff
Pyle, Joseph L. Carpenter, Purnal J..
Lynch, City Treasurer John Guthrie,
b. Frank Townsend, Thomas Toy,
William MoMenamiu, ]. ]. Dough.
erty, John McCatferey, Thomas FOrd,
Owen j. Hession, Charles Cannon, p.
q. Plunkelt, Martin Farrell and
others.
If the delegation makes a favorable
impression upon the Governor there
will remain but very little time for the
Sheriff TO receive the Official documents
granting a respite.
The daily gazette., 1882-03-21
STOCKS.
PHILAuELrAIA Markets.
WEDNESDAY,. Mar. IS, s P. \

WEDNESDAY, Mar. Is, B p. NJ.
FLOUR Is held l2k n 2Sc. "A DA rel higher.
extras, st 46.SI 6.J2k Ior clear. and ut
Vi j.SIA 1..5 for Straight; PenDa. extra
IamlIy, at &5.95 a 8: Western do. do. at
$3.50 u Z, and patents At S7.0 a !. Rye
-four Is quiet. We quote at also a4.75.
GRAIN.-Wneati is IN fair demand and
shade higher. Sales of2IOO bush. red At
el.35. AT the open boaru, 500 Oush. May
was sold at $780,. l3iX was bid for
March l.S5z for a pril sl.3iK for May
SL3l for June, and s IN for July. Rye
is nominal n, S6e. for Penna. Corn is
scarce, In goou request and higher. SRles
OF s5OO bush. including yellow, at T4Jzc.
mlxedat 49,; steamer NJ 73c. At the open
board. first call, 800 bushels Jur sold at
54Ac 7oc. was bid Tor March 7415c. for
April 74Ac. for May, and 7i3<c. for June
Oats are in steady demand and q sna .e
higher. Sales 1 800 bushels, including
white, al 53k 55c., and rejected and
sold at $780,, and 500 June at 5lKc. The
receipts to-day were as follows: 1920
barrels -four, $500 bushels wheai, I4.OuO
bushels corn, l7U0l bush. oats, 3OOO bush.
barley, I60 bbls. whisky.
WHISKEY.-50 barrels OF Western iron
bound al Sl.z0 per gallon.
HAY AND STRAw.-Receipts OF hay. 20
tons. There was a fair inquiry for good
hay at el9, and exceptional sales in sin
gle car lots at Sl9. 5000 No. 2 and infer
Tor stock dragged heavily ct prices rang
ing nom SIS down 10 $40, according 10
quality and condition. Rye straw was
quoted steady at Sl59ls.
PHILADELPHIA CATTLE MARKET
MONDAY, March 20, 5 r.. M.
BEEF CATTLE were in fair demand
and prices traction higher AlOS head
arriv d and sold at the different yards al
~ 715c. per lb., as 10 condition,
SHEEP were in demand at former
rates. 1000 head arrived and sold az the
different yards at 5 a nc. and lambs at
q a &c. per h., as 10 quality,
Hoes were o fraction higher, 5000
head arrived and sold at the dlnerent
yards at l0Ac per h.. as 10 quality.
Park Drove Yard SD and LancaWer o,s.
nue.. West Philadelphia. March Is.
SHEEP-Extrn, ITO to 100 lbs, So to 7c i.
good, 30 TO l0Jhbs., 81 TO Gssc. fair, 80 u IS
lbs, Ok TO 5xc eulIs, 70 d1<e. good
lambs, 81 to III; medium, 5% 10 0; ca. YES
to 81. Arrivals, $40 head. Run OF
sheep, good quality; demand good.