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AUCTION /!

Large sale On Friday ERnOrn- ing. May 19, aO E-2 o'clock of a general assortment of
 Household Goods, and about 100 Carpets. Attend shis sale if yON want good Carpets cheap.
Morning journal and courier., 1882-05-22
The Best Remedy Known to Man.
 12.OO0, 1000 BOTTLES

It neutraines the hereditary taint poison in tn blood which generates scrofula erysipelas, and all manner of skin diseases and internal humors.
 There are no spirits employed in it's manufacture, and it can be taken by the most delicate babe by the aged and feeble, only being required in at tention to directions.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Lirhtinr Can b Eleotrimtv.

The London Telegram contains the ]
following: The electric light has fairly
conquered q new domain. The Brigh-
ton Railway company. which Of late
years has been pioneer Of improve
ments on the iron road, ran special
train from Victoria to Brighton and
back, with q saloon carriage lighted by
stored electricity. The event. notewor-
thy in itself. may come to possess his
torical interest, since there Is no doubt
that it was the first time. either in the
old world or new, that accumulated
electrical energy had been so employed;
while the complete success which at
tended the experiment must unques-
tionably mark new departure in rail
way management. It was only few
months since M. Faure sent to Sir Will
liam Thomson his little box of lead
plates coated with red oxide and fully
charged with electricity. The great
British physicist saw at once its capa-,
bilities. and now every day seems to be
bringing to light some new application
Of this, the simplest of all apparatus
ever designed by genius. The Pullman
car, on which Yesterdays experiment
was made. carried beneath it on shelf
some thirty-two small metal boxes.
technically cells. each of which con-
tanned leaden plates coated with the
oxide known as red lead. Nothing less
pretentious or more inert in outward
appearance could well be imagined.
Yet there was stored up in those sheets
of lead an amount of force which. if it
could be suddenly liberated, would
vastly exceed the power of any storm
of tropical lightning. A steam-engine
had been at work the previous night,
producing a current of electricity,
which, in some mysterious manner, had
hidden itself away in the folds of the
metal and beneath the cloak of red OK
ide, but was ready in an instant to give
back in the form of light or Of force
the energy that had created it. Twelve
of Mr.Swan's little incandescent lamps
were fixed to tho roof of the carriage,
and all that was necessary when the
train passed through a tunnel. or when
darkness came on, was to turn switch,
and instantaneously mild, steady,
and brilliant light filed the saloon.
From the point of view of the traveller,
the experiment was completely sue
cessful: superior illumination could
hardly be desired; and if it be true, as
possible sanguine electricians assert,
that this storage can be effected at q
smaller cost than oil, the experiment
may, in the near future, have wide
reaching effects.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
r Rnchanan Read.


A correspondent writing from Win
chester, Va. says:
A look over the great battle-felds
which surround this place-felds that
are to-day brown with the fresh-plowed
earth or yellow with the stubble OF the
gathered grain-fields that drank the
blood of thousands of the bravest and
the best of the nations men, recalls
Read to my mind, and revives story
of his genius l have never seen in
print. His poetic fancy often leaped
through the fumes of wine that fire.
quently clouded his brain, and one of
bis happiest flights was"inspired by the
word ''peace," spoken just after the
sound of battle was hushed. and the
great fields about Winchester, which
are to-day grooming with the burdens OF
husbandry, were desolate. The torch
of war and the hoof of strife had blast
ed the face of these charming hills and
fertile valleys. Read had been dining,
and was ''full.'' He came staggering
into the presence of two of the most
distinguished men of that day. He set
tied himself in chair and seemed limp
and almost lifeless from the effects OF
dissipation, The statesmen were talk
ing of the settlement. and of the de-
mands peace would make upon states
manship, and the rewards Of the con.
flict, if properly controlled. The word
''peace," spoken by one of the gentle
men, in the course of the conversation,
seemed to electrify Read. He started
from his stupor, and, sitting up straight
in his chair, with his poetic face red
with wine, but beaming with intelli-
gence, and his eye flashing fire, said:
Oh! that some beautiful bird of the south
Might build its nest in the lannon's mouth,
And stop the awful roar.
The last word had hardly died upon
his lips before he settled back into his
stupor as quickly as he came out of it.
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A Fatal Recommendation.

The Deadwood maiden is sometimes
vivacious, never sentimental, and al
ways frank. The shades of night were
falling fast as she moved little closer
to him, and playfully toying with the
lobe of his left ear, said, "rve q favor
to ask of you, Ferdinand" "Any
thing that can do for you, Clara, dar-
ling. you know I'd be only too happy
to undertake." She changed to the
lobe of the right ear, and went on:
'Well, then, want you to leave of
whisky straight for awhile, and try rock
and rye.' His looks expressed his as
Constituent as he uttered only the single
monosyllable, "Whyp'' Because" she
answered, continuing her caresses.
''Charley Benton drinks nothing but
rock and rye, and his moustache tastes
so much sweeter than yours does"
Three months later Ferdinand entered
the holy state OF matrimony, but Clara
still pines upon the stem.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
Qorporeal Punishment.

Judge Higley, of Cincinnati. has de-
livered q learned opinion upon the sub.
ject of corporal punishment, the case
in question being one in which the pu-
pill leaned his head upon his hand in
violation of school rules and was ridi-
culed by the teacher. Again the boy
laughed when called to recite, and was
struck on the head with the open hand.
At tea, the same night, the boy had q
poor appetite. and was delirious
through the night, but able the follow
ing day to resume his school studies.
By process of reason the Judge reached
the conclusion, upon existing decisions,
that, whenever the punishment inflicted
shocked the moral sense of the dispas-
sionate and reasonable, it is illegal.
The standard of that moral sense had,
in his judgment, advanced to that ex-
tent that the defendant Ohe teacher),
by employing ridicule, which was not
commendable, by slapping the pupil on
the head, which was not q proper mode
of punishment, and by intlicting corpo-
real punishment where there was no
open insult or disobedience to justify it,
had brought himself within the statute,
and he should find him guilty.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

A young gentleman of color, while
standing in front of church in East
Baltimore the other evening, remarked:
my suspicion of the option Of the
weddah, is dat de jimommeeter has
slippled from zeribo through cicero
clean into Jew-peter. and which wild de
lightning of de thunder dat we don't
hear, makes it oncommonly warm and
closer" His hearers all agreed with
him, and he mopped his sable brow
with q calico handkerchief.
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From a Druggist.

Maryland, Sept. 2'79-Last January we got box Of
your Remedy for ofour customers and it has made
aperfect cure of him. We have another customer
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25

From a Physician and Surgeon.
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of the Pastilles. The patient on whom have used
most of box, in addition to sample box, is fast
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1882-01-25
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The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-04-13

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The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-04-13

a. OPENING THE CAR WINDOW
Maybe a man feels happy and
proud and fatterad and euvied and
blessed among men when be sees o
pretty girl trying to raise a window
on a railway car, and he jumps up and
gets ia a head Of the other boys and
says, "Allow mei" Oh, SO courteous
y, and she says, @Oh, if you please;
| would be so glad" and the other
male passengers turn green with envy,
and he leans over the back of the
seat aud tackles the window in q
knowing way with one hand, if per.
adventure ne may toss it airily with
a simple turn Of the wrist, but it kind
of holds on, and he takes hold with
both hands, but it sort of doesn't lei
go to 40 alarming extent, and then he
pounds it with his Est, but il emily
seems to settle ''leetle's closer into
place, and then he comes around and
she gets out Of the seat To- give him a
fair chance and he grapples that
window and bows up his back and
tugs and pulls and sweats and grunts
aud strains and his hat falls of and
his suspendsr buttons fetch. loose, and
his vest buckle parts aud his fsee gets
red and his feet slip and people laugh,
sAa irreversns young men ID remcsi
The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-04-13


INVESTIGATING LIGHT LITERA-
TURE.-The other day stout woman
armed with an umbrella and leading q
small urchin, called at the Office of a
New York boys story paper.
els this the place whore they fight
! IndiansS" she inquired Of the gentle.
man in charge. AIs this the ocslity
where the brave boy charges up the
canyon and speeds bullet to the
heart of the dusky red skins'' and she
jerked the urohin around By the ear
and brought the umbrella down on
the desk.
eve publish stories for boys,p re-
Piled the young man svasiveiy.
II want to know If these ore the
premises on which the daring lad
springs upon his fiery mustang and
darling through the circls Of IL under-
struck savages, cuts the dapti1s's cords
and bears him away before tlse Won.
deripg Indians have recovered from
their astonishment That's tie iufor-
nation I'm sfter. / want to know If
that sort of thing & perpstrated
heref" and she swung the unbrella
around her head and launched d crack
% the young mans head.
~ don't remember those specific
acts" protested The young nsb, :.
i II wapt TO know If this isthe pre-
ciuct whsrs the sdyenturous boy
jumps on the back Of q buffalo and
with unerriug aim picks of one b,oae
the blood thirsty pursusrs Who bite
the dust at every crack Of bis faithful
ribs I'm looking for the place v here
that sort Of shias happepsl !" ahd thi.
time she bsolght ths uBIask young
| nan issasn aouA shack saf dss the
back
4 think commeassd shs dodg.
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THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH

Under a spreading chestnut tree 1ss;.s
The village slnithy stands; ~
The smith, mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands =;
And the Muscles Of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands. ass ~
glioa srneE .5sszss
His hair is crisp; and black, and long,
His faes-is Ike The tan;
His Observation-Disclosures,
He earns wliate'e r he CAM
And looks the whole world in the face
For he owes not any man.
Week in, week out, from morn till mig
You can hear his bellows blow;
You can hear him swing his heavy sled
With measured beat and slow.
Like a sexton ringing the village bell, !
Whensthe evening sun is low.
And children coming home from schoo
Look In at the open door;
They love to see the flaming forge,
And hear the bellows roar,
And catch the burning sparks that fyl
Like chat from threshing-foor.s 1
He goes on Sunday to the church, =
And sits among his boys;
He hears the parson pray and preach, |
he hears his daughters voice, |
Singing in the village choir, 81 A !
And it makes his heart rejoice.
1t sounds to him like the mothers vol
Singing in Paradise;
He needs must think of her once more
How in the grave she liess-
And with his hard, rough hand he vii
J A tear'out ofhis eyes: J
Toaling Rejoicing Borrowing,
Onward through life he goes !;
Each morning sees some task begun,
Each evening sees it close;
Something attempted, something done
Has earned nights repose. I
Thanks, thanks to- thee, my worthy frier
For the lesson thou hast taught!
Thus at the flaming forge of life
Our fortunes must be wrought;
Thus on its sounding anvil shaped
Each burning deed and thought
= --. - nJVFrEE,Taf osv
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ing xictim. =. - g. -
I'm IN asssch Of the shop Ia which
the boy road agent holds the culver.
ing stage driver powsrless with his
glittering eye, while he sobs the male
passengers With az sdroitpess born Of
long and tried experience, and kisses
the hands OF the lady passengers with
a gallantry Of bearing that bespeaks
noble birth and a chiyalrogs nstarep'
screamed the woman, driving the
young man into the corner. aPm
licking for the apartment in which
the business in transacted" and down
came the umbrella with trip hammer
force on the young mans head. IL,
upon my soul, ma'am-w gasped
the wretched youth.
II want to be introduced to. the
jars in which you keep the boy scout.
Of the Sierrasl Show me the bins full
of the boy detectives of the prairie.
Point out to me the barrels lfullloi
boy pirates of the Spanish main!" and
with each demand she dropped the
umbrella on the young mans skull
until he skipped over the desk and
sought safety in neighboring canyon
"I'll teach Temp she painted, grasp.
ing the urchin by the ear and leading
him of aI'lI teach 'em to make i
good or dance. Want to go fight In
dams any more? Want to stand proud
ly upon the pinnacle Of the mountair
and scatter the plain beneath with
the bleeding bodies of uucounted slaini
Want to say shistp in tone thai
brooks 40 sontradictionS Propose. q
spring upon the taffrail and with !
ringing word of command send |
broadside into the richly laden gally
and then meroifully spare the beanti
ful maiden in the cabin, that she ma
become your bride? Eli going 70 d
it any moreS"
| With each question she hammsfs'
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The DEBT TO MoTHERs.-Mothers
live for their children, make aelf.sac-
riGoss for them and manifest their
tenderness and love 20 freely, that the
name mother is the sweetest in human
language. And yet sous, youthful
and aged, know but little Of the anxi-
ETY., aud The nights Of sieepless and
painful solitude which their mothers
have spent over their thoughtless way
wardness, e Those loving hearts 90
doWa to their graves with their hours
Of secret agon5 untold. As the
mother watches by night, or prays 10
privacy of her closet, she weighs we'll
the words she will address to her son
in order to lead him to a manhood OF
honor and usefulness. She will not
tell him ell the griefs and deadly fears
which beset her soul. She warns him
trembling, lest she say overmuch.
She tries to charm him with CHEEKY
love while her heart is bleeding. No
worthy and successful man ever yet
knew the breadth and depth Of obliga-
ton which he is under to his mother
who guided his steps at the time when
his character for virtue and purity SO
narrowly balanced against course of
vice and ignominy. Let the dutiful
son do his utmost to smooth his
mothers pathway, let him obey as i'm
plieitly as he can her wishes and adj
vice, let him omit nothing that will
contribute to her peace, rest and hap.
piness, and yet he will part with her
at the tomb with the debt to her not
half discharged.
The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-04-13

Couldn't keep the ruo: A leading
citizen Of Dallas, one Of The most in
telligent property owners 10 the town
was reading a newspaper in an Office
yesterday when he came across the
paragraph, tThe admission Of Dakota
is . foregone conclusion ct Washing
ton" whereupon be asked: d csn't
keep up with the run Of the Washing
ton scandals, there are SO many Of
them. What did Dakota admit"
The news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1882-1891, 1882-04-13

"a Brooklyn man has besn sent
to jail for kissing his gill; This
should teach BroOklyn young men a
lesson. They win probable hereafter
initiate the example Of the young men
in other cities. e., remain couple
Of hours longer and kiss her good
morning.