Arizona weekly enterprise., 1882-05-13
PITH. AND POINT.
THE whisky worm is still at work.

THE whisky worm is still at work.
 A TALL story-The attic.
 THERE will always be hairs where there are hounds.
 THERE is decided change for the bet ter-when he loses.
 PARADox1CAL as it may seem, Ben | Jonson was called "rare Ben Jonson," because his work was done well.
 GLASS in history-Professor- What important parsonage was confined on the island of St. Helena ?" MT. H. Robinson Crusoe."
 BEAcoNsFIELD ascrihed his success to | women. Adam laid all his trouble to the same source. Adam, we are ashamed of you. Beaconsfeld, you are gentle man.
 NOTICE at the dcor Of ready-made clothing establishment in one of the poorer quarters of Paris sDo not go somewhere else to be robbed walk in here"
 "I'D sooner be cursed than kissed, says Tennyson in his latest volume, which leads us to think that there are great many homely women in his neighborhood.
 
 A TRoY lawyer asked won an on the witness stand her age, and she prompt ly replied "Old enough to have soid milk for you to drink when a baby, and haven't got my pay yet.
 WHEN you hear young lady very carefully say, l haven saw," you may be quite confident that she is recent graduate of one of the most thorough oi our numerous female semi aries.
 LITTLE Johnny went fishing without consulting his parents. Next morning neighbours boy met him and asked "Did you catch anything yesterday ?" "Not till got hoIne,' was the rather sad response.
 "WHY do not more of our young men get married?" asks recent writer. Whisti till we tell him. There isr't more than about one young man in ten who IS worth marrying, and the girls are finding 1t oat.-NeaO Have'a ReQiS- ter.
 THE school girls of a Massachusetts school met and organized society for mutual improvement The Committee on Rules reported one which forbade the use of slang words. Up spoke little girl : "Oh, that's bully rule-I'll vote for that {"
 THERE, Henrietta, don't be forever gazing into the mirror It looks very bad" " I was thinking, mamma, that it looked very good and, beside, father says should look on the bright sid1, in- cluding. Isuppcse, the bright side of a mirror."
 HE was 70 and she was IS, and they were on their wedding tour. He pointed out to her the beautiful scenery, and said "We may have many anniver- saries of this occasion" s'Yes," she answered, "you will probably live long enough to have tin wedding"
 "YoU'RE sister Melia's feller, ain't you?" asked the little trotter, not yet out of dresses. "Weu, what do you think about it ?" was the replying question, with redness of the face that nearly matched his hair. "I fink. '' said the little one, ''that mamma talks awfully bout the margarine on your hair gettin' the new wall paper dirty There's where the child made mistake. He drew no candy that trip.
 A BEAUTIFUL maid in Carlisle
 On the back of her ue1k had bisle.
 When her lover forgot,
 And hugged the sore spot,
 Her screams could bs heard for misIe.
 CAPT. CORN.
 Capt Corn in the garden, Straight and stroag and tail, |; No matter how high his neighbors grow.
 He overtcps them all. With silken tune and bright green cl, Az.
 He really cuts a dash; But when he marries Lima Bean, He'll lose his rsnk-i think it's mean And be plain SUcco Fash.
 A JoHNsrowN lawyer attempted tc raise four motherlesS kittens on bottle but failed. The kittens died and the lawyer IS inconsolabie. e.-Erchange. The sequel should have been reversed, ol !, rather the lawyer should have done the dying for the four kittens, and been in } consolable beside. It's all well enough [ for lawyer to raise legal objections or } slim basis, but when 1t comes to apply l ing the same principle to anything tha has life why he deserves all the boot ] jacks the kittens would have gotten i they had survived the raise. = Yonkers , Gazette. 1 "WHEN is a man not a man ?" asked Jones. Of course he expected every body to give 1t up, and then he was go ing to say, "When he is a shaving. But they didn't give it up; not bit O it. One said 1t was when he was foo enough to deal in conundrums ; anothel l answered 1t was when he worked ovel | jokes thousand years old, and thirC l told Jones to look in the glass and SCI for himself Jones says he didn't SCI what in time they were driving at, bu somehow he had lost all interest in hi e ;onundrum, and hadn't the heart to tel them the true meaning.