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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

ANOTHER KANSAS Nashville Kansas man
was in Palestine lately, he took sail on the
Sea of Gailee. After visiting the different pla-
of interest, he returned to the landing, and
asked:
"How much for the tripr
'Ten shekels,' responded the smiling boat
man.
''Ten .hekcls ~ echoed the traveller; "why
that is an outrageous price"
WELL replied the skipper, "that's what
they've been paying ever since the sea YVES
here
'ThunderatioHr growled the voyager, al
dOn't wonder that Peter tried to walk it."
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

MosT army officers will swear when they are
excited. General Scott used to swear; General
Sheridan will put in an oath now and then. to
give emphasis to his ideas; General Sherman
can make the air lurid with his curling; not 8,
with General Grant; we have been with him in
some of the most trying circumstances of his
military career, and can testify that no cause of
anxiety or of anger has ever drawn any sort of
an oath FROM his lips.-Ner York San
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10
How MnM,S Wnt,Ip Rrx TIE WnrLp.-

How WOMAN worLD RUS THE WoELD.-f
was managing this world, I'd do it on the plan
of nothing for nothing, aud no irnsi: Ia give
no man dollar until he earned it, and for those
who would not work, I'd have plantation and
work bousr, where they'd BE- taught industry
with a good whip, and ray them for tier work
when il was done. I'd make all the fellows
work, aud pay them; and those who could not
be taught to be decent members Of society, I'd
put in bag with a big stone, take them out on
the ocean, and drop them overheard. I'd as
sure that .'the meek should inheTi. the earth
and clear all thieves and mursicrers, all danger
ous classes, out Of the nay-Hrs. Srisshela.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

AFTER Detroit man had sat in n street car
eight minutes to get past the switch. he opens
the front door and shouts: "Sir, are you driver
Of this ere carr The driver has to own mp,
and the man continues: "Well, sir, want to
tell you that conld make q better road than
this out of two clothes-pins and BRICK
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

TOMATO ToAsT.-Run quart of stewed ripe
tomatoes through colandcr, place in porcelain
.tewpan, season with butter. pepper and salt, and
sugar to taste; cut slices of bread thin brown on
both sides, butter and lay ON platter, and just
as the bell rings for tea on Sunday add pint OF
good sweet cream to the stewed tomatoes, ana
Dour them over the toast
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

PAT Ito Sandy)--shure, now. Sandy, yer
good-looking fellow but yer face spells ycE
greatly. You've the foin open countenance,
though"
Sandy-"Ou, aye, man, and We hae the fine
open countenance yerself, but it's below the
nose"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

FOREIGN dispatches state that "the young Nj
Fam of Hyderabad, accompanied by the Gaek-
war of Baroda, will visit England From
which we infer that Abaduzam, Of Jaghlalgwar-
oopah, will stay at home and keep house with
the Rairalam Of ADMINISTRATORS
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

THE nratrst aud most visoruHs n'inTt We have
seen for many a day. is the ioil"wiHs. fr"u the
Boston Pilot: Mr.. Insersali says the church
has reduced Italy To a hand organ. Then she
ought surely TO be thanked by the class, of
whom lac is one, who have reduced man TO 4
monkey
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

To mark tools, cover the part TO be marked
with n thin coating of tallow or beeswaS- Then
with a sharp instrument, write the name IN the
tallow, cutting clearly into it. Thea NIL IN the
letters with nitric acid Let il remain from one
to ies minutes. Then dip in water and rub of,
and Won will have the mark etched.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

1T was only month ago that he promised to
love. cherish and protect her, and yesterday
morning, when she asked whether she should
split up the head of the -four barrel or steal IN
armfnl Of kindling from the back yard Of their
next neighbor. he rolled over with his face to
the wall, and told her to go to thunder.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

WHICH wodld you rather do for steady bus
mess, go to Wheeling Virginia, or go to Corning
Iowa f-ET.
Well, don't care to Berne Switzerland at
present, and so, for n steady business, will DO
contented with Reading Massachusetts over
Andorcr.-BOstOH I'd.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

NOTHING bothers a country editor so much as
10 have murder committed IN town by atramp,
and he finds he has cut of patent medicine
doctor available for use a picture Of the muir
derer.-Posf.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

A NARROW EsCAPE.-A Young Austin doctor,
who has just graduated, was asked the follow
ing question by an old practitioner:
Suppose You wore called in to see a wealthy
patient, aud there was nothing the matter with
him-what would you dot"
II would suggest that he set up the wine TO
celebrate his narrow escape from having me
treat him professionally"
"ioung man, You have heap to learn" was
the reply of the old doctor.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

A WORM with fifty eight blue horns and nine
teen yellow ones, has been found in Missouri.
The number of horns that the finder had before
be discovered the worm, is not definitely known.
-Commrrcial i'd
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

Dr.. THOMAS, Bishop Of Salisbury forgot. the
day he was to be married, and was surprised at
his servant bringing him new dress. A gnst
singing him on the leg, the doctor stopped and
scratched the leg of a gentleman sitting next to
him.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

A WOMAN in London lately bit off a large por-
tion of the ear of another and swallowed il.
There is no need, we suppose to have her bound
over to keep the piece.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

He lives in Rhinebcck now-l0s years Of age,
threads needle at arms length, slept with No.
ali when boy, played marbles with Pharoah,
and turned grindstone for G. W. to sharpen
his little cherry cutter.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

ASK man to feel for the heather eight thou
sand miles away, and he feels. Ask him to feel
for a fly looking through screen at the sugar
bowl on the table, and he hasn't bit of senti-
rlent -Ersf prexs
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

'PAPA, how do editors get in free at all the
shows" "Wrll, sunny, general rule, they
give s. worth of advertising for 25-cent tick
et"-N Y. Nail
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

TREES that have good top dressing of straw,
chip manure. saw dust nr shavings, will he found
rowing well during the hot months while they
VIII ripcn up all the new wood well in the fall
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

CrrRIc acid, diluted with ten times the amount
of water is said to he a specific against the poi
sonous plants. IL 50, it is great boon to many
who are easily poisoned.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

1T is a mistake TO force the corn crop to too vi
gorous leaf growth in its ear Ter stages por-
tlon Of acceptable soluble food isespecially bene-
Fetal when the ears are being formed
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

A SOLUTION Of common salt given immediate
Is, is said to he successful remedy fol stryeh-
MIA poisoninc.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

SUNrLowERs prove TO be the most perfect pre-
ventive against chills and fever that has yet
been tried.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

A DARKEY's idea of Heaven is one immense
melon patch, and no dogs in sight.-ConneTodI
Id
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10
Technical Words.

In reading we frequently come across technics
with which we are unacquanted, the understan-
ding of which is necessary to give us correct
idea of the subject. To obyiate this difficulty
we give a definition of some of the most common:
A firkin of butter is Sc pounds.
A sack of coal, 924 pounds.
A truss of straw, 36 pounds.
A stave of hemp, - pounds.
A sack of -four, go pounds
A quintal, 100 pounds.
piggot of steel, 120 pounds.
truss of hay, SO pounds.
A bash, 80 bushels.
A kilderkin, 1S gallons.
A barrel, Sc gallons.
A hogshead, "a gallons.
puncheon, "a gallons.
English prices current often speak of the price
of wheat per quarter. To reduce this to barrels,
multiply the price by Z and divide by IL, and it
will give the price, at the same rate, by the bar
rel. Thus, if wheat is quoted at IS shillings
quarter, multiply Sc by Z. and divide by IL, and
it gives the price, - shillin6s, pence barrel.
THE SrS CHOLERA MEDIcIxE.-Morc than
twenty years ago, when it was found that pre-
yenton of cholera easier than cure, pre-
scripton drawn up by eminent doctors was pnb-
lished in the San, and it took the name OF the
San cholera medicine.
Our contemporary never lent its name to a bet
ter article. We have seen it in constant use for
nearly two years. and found it to be the best
remedy for looseness of the bowels ever yet de-
vised.
No one who has this by him, and takes it in
time will ever have the cholera.
We commend it to all our friends. Even when
no cholera aDticinated, it is an excellent rem
edy for ordinary summer complaints collie, diar-
rhes, dysentery, &c.
Take equal parts of tincture of Cayenne pepper,
tincture of opium, tDcture of rhnbarb. essence of
peppermint, and spirits of camphor. Mix well.
Dose Is to 30 drops in little cold water, accor-
ding to age and violence of symptoms repeated
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10

An Offensive war against weeds. is FIVE times
less expensive than a defensive one.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10
Kendall's SPAWN Cure :!

repeated trials be the Ln
afraid
medicine should
that "KENDALLs
with perfect safety It's Effects
equals human flesh
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10
Kendall's SPAWN Cure !!


o. ~ L actin n ct in
VI unqualified 10 our m hedge p
Pr '~ "F DRUGGISTS have get you
Hsm ssns auysEHo arreHto pna b AeYUprrt
Dr. & EaOsburgh Vermont
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10
GIVEN UNDER OATH!

To WHOM IT MAY CoSrEKS la the year Isis trsae,
with Kenalrs Spawn Cure, bone spawn of several
months growth urarly half large hens egg. aud
rouineiy stopped The ian-ness and removed the enlarge
have worked the hofsc since hard and
he has BEEN lame could any difference
in the size Of the hook ioHts since treated h with Ken
dal's SPAWN Cure X A. GAINES
Eno-6uryh Falls vi. Feb 18th IsTo
and subscribed to before me- this eth day Of Feb
Taary, A. ID. is59. JOHN g. JEySK
Justice Of the Peace.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1882-08-10
kendaII's SPAWN Cure !!
Read below of family:

HznxrfrE. Missouri Aug sOth. LEO
H. J. KKxBaLi Co. GeHfss-I oyerioyed in view Of
the application Of Kends SPAWN Cure that
feel that ought for humanity sake pabsh To the world
while riding young ugly horse.
testieles and from that time three
weeks ago been the result
giving great OF trouble almost entirely prevent
ing fr1m horseback riding which NY us2 way OF
travelling notice Sf Kenzfs SPAWN Cure bat
thing excerpt for hor.es bui
amer receiving medicine and reading what good
for feeling terribly difrulty for had
consulted many pbyieizR and snsiAe bus
ooBd BE- endured longer To with the knife
appiied Eeaas spaEin Cur~ experiment. and
was pafd application taf eoBslnded rpezt
and thought abOat ninth week. when 10
and behold half Of the size ras With JOY eoad
hardly believe it, Immediately applied il again. and have
all about a half Gazcn applications running
space q terrible enlargemsni Amos.
tirely gone in view EXPIRES feelings Of
delight IL has been God send to lie and II to
others with Ike tTuubIss JOHN RICE.
Pastor of HemAiite Congregational Church.
PS-You n liberty put this in any shape VOC may
pleas not ashamed to have my ander BY
the side Of Il. -fs.-rf
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
The Puritan Migration.


The 81 900 English Puritans who came
over to New England before the meet
ing of the Long Parliament have now
increased to nearly 13,000,000. Ac-
-eording to the most careful estimates,
at least one-fourth of the whole popula-
ton of the United States at the present
moment is descended from these men.
Striking as this fact may seem, it is
perhaps less striking than the fact of
the original migration when we stop to
contemplate it IN its full meaning. In
these times, when great steamers are
sailing every day from European ports,
bringing hundreds of emigrants to a
country which is at least as far advanced
in material civilization as the country
which they leave, the arrival of a
thousand new citizens each day has
come to be commonplace event. But
in the seventeenth century the transfer
of $1,000 well-to-do. people within
twenty years from their comfortable
homes in England to the American
wilderness was by no means common
place event. 1t assumed somewhat the
character of the migration of whole
people. In the quaint thought of some
of our fOrefathers themselves it was
aptly likened to the exodus of Israel
from the Egyptian house of bondage
John FTSke, In HGTper'S Magazine.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
A Southern Journalist Thinks the Hog
.
JOY Forever.

At a dinner the other night, after the
trash had been disposed of, two roast
pigs, each with an apple in his mouth,
were brought in and set in front of the
host and hostess. / had not seen such
a thing in years, but it was savory
reminder of many a lavish board under
which my youthful legs had twined about
each other in ecstacy. There's good
deal of sentiment in the memories that
hang about the hog. Where is there a
festival that compares in solid enjoy
ment with s'hog-killihg time'' oman old
plantationP How many time have
sat on the warm side of a big fire in the
cold of December dawn and licked my
half-frozen chops as | watched the
sleek carcasses- being drawn and quar-
tered or hung over the huge scalding-
pot, like a young Macbeth over the
witches cauldroni
The late Senator Hill loved nothing
so well as plate of gatherings. i have
seen Gov. Herschel NJ. johnson eat a
pigs ear with infinite relish. What were
Governor Browns collards q refuse to
spell it coleworts) to that great and
good man if underlying his historic love
for this fine esculent there was not an
hnconfessed love for hogs joWl? 1 once
saw General Gordon rushing through
Wall street, when we both had more
stocks than was healthy, with bucket
of hogs brains that he had bought from
a downtown butcher for his table at the
ST.. James. Governor Stephens dotes
on brOiled ham, and the nearest to death
General Toombs ever came was from
indigestion caused by oVereatihg of head
cheese; so that q little more hogs head
might have prevented, secession, More
than one historian holds that Lees army
was never whipped until the bacon had
given out and it had to fall back on
beef. Mayor English frequently greases
his distinguished chin with fatty bread,
and it was at the Governors table that
l saw the sucking pigs that evoked this
train of metnories.-H. ". CRAZY, IN
atlanta Constitution.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

No WONDER the mule is a kicker. Were Ia
mule, /, too. would kick. I know what kind
of mule would be. A bay mule 0ae Of
those sad-eyed old fellows that lean back in
like a zebra And a dark streak down my
back and paint brush tail And my name
cut short, and my foretop banged, and I'd be
and some day when some man hitched me up
to dray, and piled on a ton and half of
pig iron, a cord of wood, six barrels of -four
and steamboat boiler, Iwould start of with
the top OF the grade on the road around North
Hill, and then falling maple<eaf, futtering
down, would scare me all but to death, and
the authorities would have to drag the Mis-
sissippi River six weeks to find all of that
load and some of the driver, while in three
minutes after the emeute 1 would be tram
gully browsing oH-the grassy heights that
smile above the silver, flowing river. That is
E19oZa36S
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

To IAIPRovE the ppeaarance Of the skin great
risks are taken; arsenic, mercuryi or high
sound tit ed named articles containing these
death-deaIing drugs, are taken in hopes of
getting rid Of all these troubles. In many
cases, death is the result No allevi ltion of
the burning heating, itching and irfamma-
tion is given All troubled with Eczema (salt
rheum), letters, Humors, Inflammation,
Rough, Scaly Eruptions of any kind, Dis
eases of the Hair and Scalp, ScrOfula, Ulcers,
Pimples or tender Itcbings on ny part of the
BODY, should know that there is hope for
them in a sure, perfect and elegant remedy,
known as DR.. Benson's Skin Cure, which can
be obtained at druggists
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

THE VoLTAIo BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaid
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old) who are at
fiicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and
kindred troubles guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration of health and manly Vigor.
Address as above. N. B.--No risk is incurred,
es thirty days trial is allowed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
An Undoubted blessing.

About thirty years ago prominent Physi=
elan by the name of Dr. William Hall discoV-
cred, or produced after long experimental re-
search, a remedy for diseases of the throat,
chest and lungs, which was of such wonderful
efficacy that it soon gained wide reputation
in this country. The name of the medicine is
DIR. VIM. HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS, and
may be safely relied on as a speedy and posi-
tive cure for coughs, colds, sore throat, &c.
Sold by all Druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

a FATHER complained bitterly of the way
his children destroyed their clothing. He
said; ''When W s boy only had one suit
of clothes and I had to take care of it. Twas
only allowed one pair of shoes year in those
est boy spoke up and said 81 say, dad, you
have much easier time of it now you are
living with us.''-C CHICAGO Tribune
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
Intelligent Minds.

Intelligent minds can quickly learn verse
by he ut Such knowledge may prove useful
at some future time. Then learn this verse
by heart! "Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
rilla, Juniper Iron, Buchu, Celery and Calf
s va, and is the finest strengthening medicine
and blood purifier ever compounded from q
hysician's pl description.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

"A girl named Finnegan, living al
Yankton, Dakota, was cremated in a
peculiar way. Her dress took fire and
she, to extinguish the flames, rushed to
a haystack and buried herself therein,
setting it afre as she did so. She was
dead before she could get out of the hay
and her body was nearly incinerated.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

*.*dEvil dis ositions are early shown: F"
Evil tendencies in our systema are to be
watched and guarded. against If you find
yourself getting bilious, head heavy, mouth
foul, eyes yellow, kidneys disordered, symp-
toms of piles tormenting you, take at once a
few doses of Kidney-Wort 1t is natures
gre t assistant. Use it as an advance guard
don't wait TO get down sick. Read adv't.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

"A woman of Atlanta has brought
suit for $4,000 damages against hotel
keeper, in whose house she was bitten
by a rat. The actual expense incurred
by the injury inflicted was 81, 100. She
wants the $4,000 to heal her lacerated
Constitution.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

"A man at Coshocton, O., who lost a
pocket book containing sixty-fve dollars
in 1861, returned to that place few days
ago from Indiana, where he is now iv-
ing, and happened to hear that a young
lady had found it. He called on her.
She is now gray haired. He recounted
the circumstances and got his money
back.--DetrOit Post.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

An engineer on the Rhenish Rail-
way, after careful calculation, says that
the average duration of steel rails, where
twenty-four trains pass over them daily,
is thirty years, while that of iron rails,
with a traffic of seventeen trains, is
eleven wears.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
Language Cannot peseribe It.

Mr.. Robert Gould, book-keeper for Walker
& Maxcy, who are lumber dealers, recently
said to our representative: about one year
ago was taken with the genuine sciatica. I
employed the best physicians, but they could
only relieve me for the moment. Finally
used st. Jacobs Oil and it effected complete
cure.'-Ke1saebec Reporter, Gardner, Ne.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
RAantifers:

Ladies, you cannot make fair skin, rosy
cheeks and sparkling eyes with gil the cos
tneties of France, OF beautifiers of the world;
you such good health, strength, buoyant
spirits and beauty as Hop Bitters. A trial is
certain proof: See another column Telegraph:
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

%Women that have been pronounced incura-
BILE by the best physicians have been COM
pletely cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

Mr. GAIL B. JOHNSON, business manager Of
the Houston (Texas) Post has usedSt. Jacobs
Oil with the greatest benefit for rheumatism.
says the Galveston (Texasl Ne1us
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

SP1cER, of the Boston Commercial Bulletin;
has discovered that Coronation - is not d
olular hymn in Russia
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

STRAIGHTEN your old boots and shoes with
Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners, and wear them
again. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

THE following words if spelled backwards
or forwards are the same:-' Name no one
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

MRS. LANGTRY studied a new role on the
steamer coming over, having an ocean to do
so.-N. o. PicGyuee. Ii
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

WHEN the button comes off the back. of
mans shirt his choler begins to rise.-Bostosa
Commercial Bulletin.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

THE sidewalk shovelers will soon go in for
winter quarters:LBoSt0n COMMERCIAL AdUgT-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07
PERSONAL

ANOTHER man has been killed by tobacco
in New York. A hogshead of it rolled over
him.-BOStOal Commercial Bulletin.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

IT is said the printer laughs when ne gets
fat.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1882-12-07

TIE most popular of all the English NJ. P's.
Mince pie.-Ihe Judge.