The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1882-11-30
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psisa, rs.1itibs lssf pirsss scslJ loci
- sweet oa bsaair ~ stomach lstier
10 osstsis f,ssfs ~ resA. pea 10 20
assf iiiss ils soFssed pOreisstoa 10 swSsr'
red shteisss l.etss smy scarce
.-Ii ha ierrille oous Aown for man
- tai eutois halicsa snd he Obliged 10
saii hone
M nmpi,ss hss JEST rstnfnsDi from
Tsfofs hfiurins 9Th him 3 portrait Of
lsrasslt. dops. ~ BE- srplslas. "l,y cne 81
ies go 'ass,crsf''
They have soa 10 maliag rat traps
Bes a.aays sish loelias glssSes 10 them.
We ssppeae tho rats run ~ 70 sce hos
their rew faa ieoa
- have here tao dihcfeui slmsnses
noua shlch ySs may ehooss one u them
coniaias Tie aaosi holidays. bu, ibe other
oo6tsins mere good weather"
The ish-5e dab cigarette smoking
ynsaR man 10 snectseusiely referred 10 by
tie Cleveland Loriey ~ ''third.class male
mssist
A bs.apet ihls seasoa, In order 10 he
d any sccoupi. mus, have five contrasting
c,,lofs 10 correspond siih The changing
eAsss ga the face ~ the nsn Who foois the
bll
Whlls pniii1g oa clean shirt Hart
wsil, O.. nsAa irli oser trunk aud broke
b. r.lisr lseue. Hut be sass hes eoins 10 |
y q sssia Shen be gets we'll,
Accuracy Of expression A family
Who have recently moved into suit OF
rooms received an elegantly worked motto
Issi Heek. which fesi as follows: Heaven
bless our fiat
Yes. ar. said the irAte man. II
even with that clergyman. Slnrrei him.
Why, hired 100 people TO aiten: his
church aud 80 to sleep before he had
preached i've minutes
ibe widows Of India having been pre-
seniel by the tyrannous English from
eremaiiug themselves along with their
dead lords. have taken TO second mar.
RACES They are determined 10 sacrifice
ib' nIselyes somehow
Al wedding not long since, among
the presents displayed was 81, 900 bank
note from the father Of the bride. After
the Wedding was over the old gentleman
folded up the note aud put IL back IN bis
vest pocket
"A proso poet says Some men move
through life as band OF music moves
down street, We do. we do; but as yet !
we have noticed only one small boy bring.
ing up the rear 81 the procession, and he
furnishes music for the family.
They were dicussing an elopement,
aud one lady turning to her friend said
Don't you believe 1t would kill you II
your husband VAS 10 run away with anotl.
CT woman'" III might" was the cool re.
ply. Great JOY sometimes kills"
Snow will ay ere long. Don't be
shiltless, rake up the old tomato cans and
dead leaves aud other rubbish 10 your
back yard, 30 that everything will he neat
and clean, You can throw the sculch
over the fence into your neigbbors yard.
"A Pennsylvania paper tells Of q family
which has been poisoned by eating pie
containing arsenic. II seems like work
OF superorogation TO put arsenic into pie
A pie that canns kill a family without the
help ofarsenie is very weak pie indeed.
Taking the human race as whole,
says an exchange, il is observed that races
living almost exclusively on meat have
been the most savage ones. Nothing is so
apt TO transform human being into saw
age as to pay thirty cents pound for
roast aud then find II almost rs tough
as leather.
-AyouDg lady with the sweet and dove.
like name OF Faith has recently joined in
bonds OF holy wedlock with one Henry
Works She doubtless was drawn to this
act by realizing sense OF the fact that
Faith without Works is dead.
The first day Artemns Ward entered
Toledo ,myel.worn and seedy, he said TO
an editor who was on the street, "Mister,
where could get good dinner for shil.
lingf' He was told; and then inquired,
II say mister where could get the shil
line,'
Ii almost too good TO bc true; but
they do say that at the recent burning Of
Mr. T. u, Edjy's mills, at Hull, some one
sent Telegram TO Mr.. Eddy, who was in
Boston. saying: Premises all on fire;
what shall We doy" The answer came
promptly "Pu, it out
"A man was found in Fredonia, Kas.,
ting dead 10 chair. his head immersed
IN pail Of water on another chair beside
him His wife said 1t was just what might
have been expected. He was always er.
perimcniing with some new kind OF sy-
phon.
There are some persons who cant take
joke. fogg is no, one Of them. One Of
the boys. scqnsinted With Fogs's frcqueu,
changes Of abode. asked him which he
though, was the cheaper. 10 move or pay
rent II cant tell yon. my dear boy" re.
piled foes; II have always moved"
what do yon call themy" asked
''smaii brother" ofyoune Brown. who ~as
Masking call s'wLst do call themY
Why, should calIthem beans !" There,
said the small brother. turning ,rinm-
pLsnily 20 bis sisief. ''yon said thai SIR
Eroxn didn't know beans. bnt he dors .