The Portland daily press., 1882-08-02
Wit and Wisdom.

Wit and Wisdom.
Travellers tell us that the WORD esquire,
acked ON Unfortunately to everybody IN
his country who has no professional title, act
Ill, voe.ns something where it is ct home in
TncIand For instance, the Leeds Mercury
,n,5as 70 this office addressed to "The Plea
,mne. ESQ. New Orleans Picayune.
While science cannot trace to its origin the
gital spark, it can regulate natures force. In
Ill cases of disordered nerves, Dr. Benson's
Celery and Chamomile Pills give comfort and
,ole. They cure dyspepsia. headache and ag-
gravating wskefulness.
Dodridge wrote about "high, eternal noon
rs one of the joys of heaven. He could not
mean this noon, but some other noon, IN the
Orleans Picayune,
Pedestrianism made easy by using German
Corn remover. Get the genuine. 25c. Drug
gists.
You can call spirits from the vastly deep of
drug store if your eye has been properly
ed.-New York Commercial Advertiser
For all kinds work and no trouble will
choose the light running Domestic" IL Elm
st.
Most people who visit Niagara Falls are dis
appointed in the roar. They expect to hear
something like the voice of chairman OF
ward caucus.-Detroit Free Press.
No specific for local skin ailments can cope
in popular favor with Glenn IS Sulphur Soap
"Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye" so cts.
Sepulchral.-"Goyerno Ramsey has lived to
see a wilderness of Indians turned into mag
nifcent area of wheat fields, sprinkled over
with bright, thriving towns. - Christians at
work
Rich Phosphates of Wheat solution are east
ly assimilated. In Wheat Bitters is the only
practical way to get them. Read advertise
ment carefully.
A French Judge asked murderer what ex-
cuse he could possibly offer for mis- crime.
"Why, judge" said the frllow, 81 often heard
the man say that be wanted to die suddenly
The Figaro.
SIT is impossible for woman to suffer from
weakness after taking Lydia Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound
An exchange says: ga new fashion which
has been set at Newport and ought to become
popular everywhere, is the abolition OF the
I, o1lf 3,a 70 in.
ion at Newport was due to the check reign.
Lowell Citizen.
Hon Pzasters have been used with great sue
cess and for any kind of weakness or pain af-
ford instant relief. 25c each, 5 for 81. AT
druggists.
An innocent young lady explained that she
would rather kiss pussy than her grieved
mamma, because the cat had whiskers.
A Heavy Swell.
Jacob Ell. Bloomer, Virgille, N T. writes:
THOMAS EcLEcrRIc On cured badly swol-
len neck and sore throat in forty eight hours.
Ny wife was also cured of lame foot in twen-
ty four hours"
The poet who sweetly referred to the "sigh-
ing of the Winds should go out west and ex-
perience sighclone.-P Philadelphia Bulletin.
KIND letters from all the States give grateful
praise for Healy's Tonic Pills or Cordial. See
advt. on this page.
Regular Physicians have proved CEPHALINE
he best medicine extant for Sick, Nervous,
and Bilious Headache.
Too Frisky: A famous cheese-maker ordered
pictures of his product from Paris photogra-
pher. On seeing the proof, which really was
very bad, he said: "This won't do. Confound
YOU, my cheese never looked like that" All,
SIR said the photographer, "but, you see, it
moved.-Le Figaro.
A good medicinal tonic, with real merits, is
Browns Iron Bitters. SO all druggists say.
An exchange devotes three-quarters of a
column on "When to Cut Timothy" The
best advice on the subject can be given in
few words. viz-cut him when he is broke
Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Horsford's Acid Phosphate as Cooling
Drink
DIR. M. II. HENRY, New York, says: ut
possesses claims as beverage, beyond anything
know of in the form of medicine, and in ner-
vous diseases 1 know of no preparation to
equal it,"
The dog DAYS are here, nominally but the
dogs don't know it.-Boston Advertiser.
Nothing so vitalizes, purifes and enriches
the blood as Wheat Bitters.
Not acknowledgements minister: Don't
you know it's wicked to catch fish on the Sab
bath?" Small boy (not having had a rise all
the morning): "Whos catching ish?'
Ask your physician and he will tell you that
Cascara is one of the best vegetable remedies
for Dyspepsia, Constipation and Kidney diff
culties. 1t is freely used in the preparation Of
Hops and Malt Bitters.
Poor Penhecker, his joke.-''Why my
DEAR" said poor Mr.. Penhecker, with ghast-