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A Lecture to young Men
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~ proyements in old ones, Caveats Infringe
ments. Trlde-Mlrks and all patent business
promptly attended TO.
INVENTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN REJECTED may
still in most cases be patented by us Being
opposite the L. s Patent Oiicc and engaged IN
PItcat BpiRcs Eral,Hitsig We can secure patents
i'm less time than those who are remote from
Washington.
When Inventors send model or sketch, we
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Address c. 4 SNOW * 60,
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TINE Segars. Chewing and Smoking Tobacco.
j Quaker City Oil that will not explode
brilliant, steady light
COURT -HOUsESQUARE DRUG STORE.
NsveIaker 10. ISL
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Phoenix Carriage Works
TIE OLD FAMILY GROCERY"
ALIVE AGAIN.


HAVING purchased the Store and stock If
NJ. Warren Eby viii continue the same
lIoe Of business al his old stand. l otter hne
assortmcntof
GROCERIES. SUG4RS, COFFEES,
TEAS, SPICES, SIRUPS, &c.
Also large stock Of
WOODEN-WARE. CBOCEERY & SALT
| solicit, the patronage Of nv friends and the
public aud am satisfied they wl.' md ms stock OF
prime quality and my prices very low.
April IL, 1879. II. II. GUM l..
ItEOUND Alum aud Fine salt Tor sale cheap
kTbv II. IL. COOhE.
lust received lot OF Buckets. Tubs and Cylin-
D der Churis, which are iorss'e by
H. Il. COOKE.
4 LARGE Stock OF Queenswsre, Glassware
Y and Stoneware for sale cheap at The O!d
Family Grocery" OF H. II. COOAE'
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NOTICE.

4 IL persons indebted 70 the undersigned as
4 former Agent OF the y. 4. o. u. Il. COMPANY
inr Frciyh,'. ~ Commissions. ar e. the late hrn
of Starr, 4 Lock, are notified that payment must
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Juiy 70. 1878. J. d. STARRY.
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would inform the public tha; every Pre-
" -,7Hjon that co'ucS % my store is pre-
pared by me Individually. Persons can find
me n uight az the room over the old Sheriff 3
Office. Jail Bu:!ling, Respectfully,
July lG ISL. GEO. i. LIGHT
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Fall and Winter!
Grand Opening of Magnificent Stock Of
DRY GOODS,
Notions, Boots, ,Sioes, Hats and Caps, de-

IN Dress Goods I name Cashmere, AlPacasr
l. Deba.e. Australian Crepes. Dress Flannels
Domestic GOods-Prints, Blcachel and IN
bleached CottonS, Sheetings, Bed Ticks, Canton
Flannels, Shaker and Medicated Fhnne!s.
Gin CHAINS. Crash Sc, &c.
Notions ard Fancy Goois-Silk and Linen
Handkerchiefs, Ladies and Children's Hose,
Gloves, CorSets, NubiaS, Hoods, Legs!nss, II
dies and Gents Tics and Scarfs, Ladies sat
chels, Ladies Cloaks, . fGH line Of Dress shirts
and Underwear.
White and Grey Blankets. Table OIL Cloth
White Quilts, Skirts, READY-MADEC LOi IL
ING, &c. Sc We are prepared TO takeal corn
in trade or on account NG..ROLL II lOt K
CORN No trouble 10 show Goods. Whether
YOU wish - purchase or not, YOU Will be treat
ed with the same pOlitcness and attention. 81
tsfaction guaranteed in every particular. Can
and see M before purchasin, elsewhere.
Respectfully, c. w. TRUSSELL.
T.. L. ETcHIsoy, c,losr,or
r. LEO. TRCssELL.
Oct 30, 1850.
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Chsm29l Of &2 Weld !
HE CHAMPION GRAIN DEILLt


VII nm Itr'i ''. l'Fil' NJ, ,y' /. '-'
ag "i 'p 513 s, , now On haai " supply Of
these Drills and tull line Of EN'ra>, in ca5,oot
br.a'-ase some t...,v c'n p +.nN occur I'D ''At
of seeding. we otter ,.iS l'''' ID 'lG ',.--"ti'
Of Jefferson oa t1f}rah.e forms ana oo h''
.r '. ~, ,-in nrij ASH 5eyont .5t the mos
important one Oh 1'' '"' '''''' '''' "
good DriL
A FEW or ITS MERITS;
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is Ndrr1ait u i' 20" l.'-.' ''''I ~ .,'> aug Va
the various Ain'r ~ i"'. i'l.t- ~ ,.t u. ,i'l
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Tho Champion is simple I'm Construction and
Easily operated h.th fer team and driver. The
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arrainia free gre5s.
SENSE and NONSENSE

The only thing in this country that is not
injured by bursting, is applause.
Little drops Of hulrrr little rays of light
Knock our daily troubles higher than Kite.
The sussiest man ever met is a hen
pecSed husband when he is away from
home.
The Boston Cmmer'4l Bulletin speaks
of a proganc person In d passion as ,he
bursting of dam.
Nv only books
Were womlns loss
And f1lly's ra they'yc tlc ID, me-
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PULAIOL< a
THE greatest known Remedy for
COUGHS,
THROAT
AID LUNG TROUBLE.
AID LUNG TROUBLE.

II requires only . fair trial 70 convince one Of
its efficacy Free from Morphia or any other
anodync. Price 50 cents. Sold by Druggists
and ...
4 F. METTEE. Proprietor,
122 West Fayc;te Street, above Park street,
BALTIMORE
a-i e. fi;-,,tr,-
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10 4 WEEK. So day o. n.. III.
81 made. Costly Ouilt.ree- A-i''-
q Co, Augusta, Maine.
Mar II. Sly.
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Surveying and Conycyancing

: WILL .rrvcy anywhere, promptly and AZ
! short uo.ice-accuracy guaranteed. Special
attention ua,d IN connection Herewith t. DRAW e.
ING DEED : or any other Instruments Of Writing
p. O.-Cnaficstown, jefferson Co., W. Va.
Dec. 5, lot7. 3. HOW ELL BROWN.
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NARNER'S SAFE REMEDY, SCOTS aad
W tJmm's Emulsion soijby
So. 7 LIGHT.
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FRUIT ELL NURSERY,
Cbarestowu, Jefferson County, Wcs, Virginia.
Fruit and Ornamental Trees,
FZorcr and Vegetable
PLANTS,
$iIi-ss - =.
Fruit nm NIi'Scry-,

r5NHE subscribers call attention TO the great vo
riety OF Trees, Plans, Vines, Roses, &c. SO.
AZ thrir
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Mothers! M0thers!! Mothers..!

Are you disturbed at night and broken
Of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with the eXcruciating pain of cutting
teeth? If so, 20 at once and get bottle OF
Mrs Winslow's Soothing syrup. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
depend upon it; there is no mistake
about it. There il not n mother on earth
who has ever used it, who will not tell you
at once that il will regulate the bowels,
and give rest to the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic
1t is perfectly safe TO use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste and il the prescrip-
ton of one of the oldest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States
Sold everywhere. 2j cents bottle.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
A GOOD BARGAIN

Will be given some cnterpriscng man
in The BULLETIN Building, which is now
offered for sale ON easy terms, fong time
and low rate of interest The building
has rented for the past year for
fifty to siXty-two dollars per month.
The property consists Of A lots, and two
brick buildings three story 4OXG0 and n
two story lG 45. Has frontage of 90
feet on Washington avenue aud $50 feet ON
l2th street. If desired the machinery, en-
CINE, boiler, &c, in the , story building
will be sold with it. For particulars ad
dress this office, or John II O6erly Bloom.
ington, Ills.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Fresh Compilations.

II you have humois and pimples, boi!s
and ciupiions on face, hands or skin, it is
because the system neous toniDg and purify
ing. Nothing will give you such good
health, smooth and fresh skin ana vigorous
ievlIngus Simmons Liver Regulator, pure
ly vegetable and not unpleasant to the
taste. Take the Regulator To stimulate the
liver, to cleanse the eyes and skin ot vel
lowness, to improve digestion and to make
the breath pure and sweet
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Given AWAY.

We cannot help noticing the liberal offer
made to all invalids and sufferers by DR..
Kingss New Discovery for Consumption.
You are requested to call at George E.
ollara's drug store, and get trial bottle
free Of cost, if you are suffering with Con-
sumption, Severe Coughs, Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis, Hay Fever, Loss of Voice,
lIoarseness, or any affection of the throat
or lungs. 1t will positively cure you. CO.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Worthy Of Praise.

AS a rule we do not recommend Patent
Medicines, but when we know of one that
really is public beneiaCtor, and does
positively cure, then we consider it our
duty to impart that information to all.
Electric Bitters are truly II most valuable
medicine, and will surely cure Biliousness,
Fever and Aguc, Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney Complaints, even when all other rem.
edies fail. We know whereof we speak,
and can freely recommend them to all 800
Exch, Sold at fifty cents bottle by Geo.
L. 'Hara. CD
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

The VoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich,
will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Vol
taic Belts aud Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men young or old) who
are afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and Manhood, and kindred troubles,
guaranteeing speedy and complete restora.
tion of health and manly vigor. Address
as above. N. B.-No risk is incurred, as
thirty days trial IL allowed.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Cash Well Sucnt.

Money expended in personal adornment
is often foolshly wasted upon articles OF no
intrinsic value. A bottle of Sozodont, how
ever, is worth its weight in gold to anyone
troubled with poor teeth, and It's price is
cash we'll spent by the purchaser. Though
it will not make the teeth regular, they
who use it are astoDishcd at the rapid i'm
provcment it effects in the dental row.
Moreover, they breathe sweetness and have
healthy gums and rudy lips
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

The best that the market affords is what
you always get AT the Grand Central hotel,
COZ Broadway New York city, and Mt the
low price of $500 and $500 per day for
board and room. Don't forget this when
you visit Gotham. 200 ROOMS on European
plan at $l.00 and upwards per day, also q
good restaurant attached.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

"How do you manage" said lady to
her friend, ITO appear so happy all the
timcI' 81 always have Parkers Ginger
Topic handy, was the reply" and thus
keep myself and family in good health.
When ! am we'll always feel good natured.
See Other column.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Gently Does 1t,

Eugene Cross, Swan Street, BuHsio,
writes ~ have used Spring Blossom for
dyspepsia and indigestion, and have found
1t to act admirably as gentle aperient and
blood purifier. | consider it unequaIed;
you are at liberty to use my name AS
reference" Price 80 cents, trial bottles
10 cents. Paul G. Schulz, Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
In Good Spirits.

T. Walker, Cleveland, O., writes For
the last twelve months | have suffered with
Iumbago and general debility. | com
mcncel taking Burdock Blood Bi,ters about
six weeks age, and now have great pleas
urc in stating thatI have recovered my ap-
petite my complexion has grown lnddy,
and feel better altogether Price Sl.Oo.
Paul G.. Schuh, Agent
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Rncklen'S ArLicN SnlYe

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheun, Fever
Sores, letter, Cbappcd Hands, ChIlbans,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give per
feet satisfaction, or money refunded, Price
90 cents per box. For sale Ivy Go Il
OUARA.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

Aliens Brain Food positively cures ncry'
business, nervous debility, and all weakness
of generatiye organs. 81, for s.. All
druggists. Send for circular to Aliens
Pharmacy 3l5 First Ave, n, Y. Sold in
Cairo by Barclay Bros.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
4 Marvellous Cnre

for all bodily ailments, arising from i'm
purity OF blood, torpid liver, irregularily
of the bowels, indigestion, constipation, or
disordcred kidneys, is warranted in tree
use of BurdockBlood Bltters. Price $l,OO
Paul G.. Schulz, Agent,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Pr

Josh Billings says: "rhare AMI no pi
in nAtraI histry that haz been ct more, and
thot more oft than appIepi and no mcdlcin
kan cure indiges'un and bl'ou-eness hat
so wei as Spring Blossom. Price 30 cents,
trial bottles 10 cents. Paul G.. Schulz,
Agent.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

Go to Paul G. schuh for Mrs. Freeman's
New National Dyes For brightness and
durability Of color are uncquaed. Color
from 9 to pounds. Directions in English
and German Price . cents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

TO promote a vigorous growth Of the
hair, use Parker's Hair Balsam. 1t restores
the youthful color to gray hair, removes
dandruii', and cures itching of the scalp,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

The best and cheapest car starter is sold
by Borden, SGlleck IL Co., ST. Louis, Mo-
With it one man can move n loaded car. co.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

LYDIA Il, PINKmAMs Vegetable Com.
pound cures all female complaints 10y re-
moving The cause.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15
Pain Cannot STAY When
1t II Used.

Rhucua,ism IL cured by
THOMAS ECLRCTBIC O
lame back Of eight year, standing wss porlti
ly cured by 81 cents worth Of
TAOMAS' ECLECTEIC OF
Common sore throat n cured with one dose of
THOMAS ECLECTRlC {.
Coughs and colds arr cured by
THOMAS ECLECTRlC Of
All throat and lung diseases are cureGhy
THOMAS ECLECTRIC o
Asthma is cured by
THOMAS ECLECTRIC o.
Burns and frost bit,- are relieved at once by
THOMAS ECLkCTRIC U|
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

The invalid finds in "Dr Lindsey Blood
Searcher' natures great restorer. 1t is
wonderful. Sold by all druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

Respectfully submitted,
TRADER AFTER,
Street Supervisor.
On motion Of Alderman Swoboda re-
Gciyed aud filed
j. II. Myers, CITY marshal, submitted re-
port OF arrests made by whole of police
force for month of June
On motion Of Alderman Wood received
and filed.
Report of A. Comings, =. NJ, for month
OF May was submitted.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1882-07-15

Alderman Wood moved to allow claims
as recommended
Motion carried by the following vote;
Ayes-Blakc, Halliday, Hinkle, Kim.
brough' patier, Petit, Swoboda and
Wood--9,
Nays--None.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-09-16
HIS PA GETS 4 BITE.

$50 the doctor thinks your pa
has ruptured blood vessel, eh?"
said the street car driver to the bad
boy, as the younsster was playing
it sweet on him to get free ride
down town.
well, they don't know. The
doctor at Pewaukee said pa bad
dropsy, until he found that the
water that they wrung out of his
pants was like Lake water, and
there was doctor on the cars. be-
longing to the insane asylum, when
we put pa on the train, who said
from the looks of his face, sort OF
red and blue, that it was apoplexy
but horse doctor that was down
at tie depot when we put pa
i'll the carriage to take him home.
said he was off his feed, and had
been tpking to much water when
he was hot, aud got foundered. o,
you can't tell ANYTHING about doc
tors. No two of 'em guesses alike.
answered the boy, as be turned the
brake for the driver to stop the CIR
for sister of charity, and then
punched the Eule with fish pole.
wheL the driver was looking back,
to see if he couldn't jerk her of the
back step.
"Mell, how did your pa happen
to fall ont of the boat? Didn't he
. know the lake was wet?"
He had suspicion that it was
damp, when his back struck the
water, / thiuk. I'll tell you how il
was. When my chum and l run
away to Pewaukee, my thought We
had gone OF tc be piruts, and she
told pa it was n duty he owed t.
soc ely to go and get us to come
back and be good. She told hiu
that ii he would treat me as all
equal, and laugh and joke with Inc,
! [ wouldn't be SO bad. She SAID
kicking and pounding spoiled more
boys than all the Sunday Schools.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-09-16

Take care of your Lirer. A great
number of the diseases tc winch
mankind are liuble arise from dis
ordered condition of this organ.
Keep it in a sound and heaitby con-
dition, and you can defy disease.
PBIcKlY ASH BTrTERs are especially
adapted for this purpose, being
composed of drugs winch act Old
the Liver, giving it tone aid
strength to withstand malaria.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-09-16
A WITNESS WHO WOULD NOT
BE TRIPPED.

Counsel-"State to the jury how
long it was after you took the meat
from the store and put it into tho
wagon before it was taken away"
Witness-"Now, l shoost cand
dell dat. ] dinks bout dwelye
feet. I say not nearer as dat"
Counsel-"You don't understand
me. How long was it from the
time the meat left the store and
was put into the wagon before it
was taken away by the defendant"
Witness-''Now, ] know not
what you ak dat for. De wagon ha
was back up NIT der side walk, and
dat's shoost how long as it vas.
You dell me how long der side walk
vas. Den feet? Dwelve feet? Den
I tells you bow long it vas.
Counsel-"I don't want to find
out how long the sidewalk was, but
l want to know Speaking very
slowly how long-the-meat-was
-in-the-waeon-before-it was
-taken-away?"
Witness-"Oh, dat Veil, now,
1 not sold any neat so. l all time
weigh him; never measured meat,
net yet. But ! dinks bout three
feet. Here the spectators and his
Honor and the jury smiled audibiy.j
Il know not, shentlemens, how is
dis. I dell you all can, 80 good
rs [ know
Counsel-"Look here, / want to
know how long it was before the
meat was taken away after it was
put into the wagon"
Witness Cooking knowingly at
counseD: "Now you try and get
me in a scrape. Dat meat vas
shoost so long in der wagon as he
vas in der shop. Dat's all / told
you. Dat meat vas dead meat. He
don't go no longer in den douzan
years, not mooch. !"
Counsel-"That will do"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-09-16

"What is the devil?" asked an
Austin Sunday School teacher of
the new boy, who was quite small.
Il don't know what it is, but il
can't run as fast as my pa can."
"How do you know that the devil
can't run fast?" Because heard
pa say that he always catches the
devil when he comes home late at
night flom the lodge. I reckon I'll
be able to catch it too, when / get
as big as pa" II have no doubt of
it," remarked the teacher with Q
sigh.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-09-16
Ir. Summerbyeeze always has

8Ir. SummerbEeeze always has
family prayers each morning. The
other day, as the family were in
turn reading verses. young Sum-
merbI eeze came TO the word "pa.ri-
archs," which he read "patridges."
Old Summerbreeze didn't say any
thing then, but his eyes glistened,
and after he had made n shorE
prayer be rose from his knees, and
seizing the young hopeful 10y the
collar, he fairly yelled: Look here.
you young rascal. if yer ever at
tempt to make game of the patri.
archs again, I'll break every bons
i'll yer body. The Judge.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1882-09-16

II should like to have a coin
dated the year of my birth" said a
maiden lady of uncertain age to q
male acquaintance; "Do you think
you could get one for me?'
Il am afraid not" he replied:
"These very old coils are only to be
found in valuable collections.
And yet he cannot see why. when
he met the lady the next day. she
didn't sreak to him.-Cincinnati
Saturday Ntqh.