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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-10-05

BALTIMORE

respectfully refer you to the above carl
and @isb @ infnrm y.,u. that besides our reg
uiar brnadss ~ have in stock 4 large s,i,ply
q the Asese Formulating Material
from which we can make yon ans grade fer.
hiszrr sou uely need. IN giving the allow,
house yeur order, you are bn, ing direct from
one ~ me nisest end .argcsi manufacturing
companies IN this counfry. and asto H.. ,l,ar
aeteF OF the gr.des manufactured bv them,
sou all knvw OF ih'ir high standard | am
neN an niy usual trip through Southern In.
vyiand aRd Nilcall npon all nv rasfomcr,
u possible, hni should circumstances prevent
ms calling, any order You may send direct 4
the ffm will receive prompt attention "a AZ.
ual. Thinking yoH tor the .ery liberal na,
tronaee extended me in sht past, aud hop,
~ 4 el'ing up The high standard Of our goods
J may merit q continuance OF the same.
Yours very truly,
e Mo. ny. ETOVD
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-10-05

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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1882-10-05
SATURDAY, Oct. assh.

The famed culinary talent and social gracta
OF the ST George ladies will attract large
patronage, There viii be sheoIing NJ the
mark and plenty Of fun lce-eream and 9TH
er rrfreshmenis In abundance.
Sept 81, lSs2-id.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
PILESI PILES! PILES
A Sure Cure Found at Last! No
One Need Suffer!

a sure Cure for Blind, Bleeding
Itching and liberated Piles has
been discovered by DR.. William. (an
Indian Remedy, called DR.. vii
liam's Indian Ointment. A single
box has cured the worst chronic
cases of % or thirty years standing.
No one need suHer five minutes
after applyiDgtl wonderful sooth-
ing medicine. Lotions, instruments
and electuaries 10 more harm than
good. Williams Oh ,tment absorhs
the tumors, allays the intense Itch
ing, particularly at night after get
ting warm IN Ded) ,acts as a poulfice
gives instant relief, and is prepared
only for Piles, itching of the private
parts, and for nothing else
Read what the Hon. J. M. Coffin
berry, of Cleveland, says about DR.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment: !
have used scores of Pile Cures, and
it affords me pleasure to say / have
never found anything which gave
such immediate and permanent re-
lief as DR.. Williams Indian Oint-
ment.
For sale by all druggists or mailed
on receipt of price, $1.0O.
HENRY & Co., PRoP'Rs.
Cleveland, o.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
TELEGRArHrU NEWS
Domestic Miscellany.

Little Rock, 6.-GsnerAl Sherman and
party reached Hot Springs this afternoon.
New York, 6.-The YoHug mems re-
publican club endorsed President Ar
thurs administration tonight.
New York, THE coffee exchange,
with liz members, began business to-
day.
Chicago, 6.-The Chicago and Alton.
the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe aRd
Southern Pacific Roads have formed q
freight line from Chicago to CaliforniA
A joint tariff will bs established and all
will benefit by the special rates and by
contracts made by the Central and
Union Pacific and the Northern Over
land Line.
San Francisco, 7.-Ophir levies an IS.
easement of 81.
Columbus, THE ttorgey-general,
to-day, received a verdict in his favor
against Vanderbilt. in the case of the
consolidation of the Cleveland, Column
bus, Cincinnati and indianapolis and
G. FL. and D. roads and leased lines.
This is severe defeat for Vanderbilt.
st. Louis, THE annual meeting of
the stockholders Of the Missouri Pacific
Railway to-day, elected the following
Doard or directors Tor the ensuing year /:
Jay Gould, Russell Sage, z. L. Ames,
VIM. +. Buckley, r. S. Hayes, S. Il. Il.
Clark, Sidney Dillon. Thomas T. Eek
ert, George j. DeForrest. Samuel Sloan,
A. L. Hopkins, II. g. Marqua and
George Gould. The meeting of the Iron
Mountain Company, which was to be
held to-day, is postponed until the I4th,
when Jay Gould will be here and the an
nual reports Of both roads be represented.
st. Louis, 7.-Journeyman printers
are out on general strike for tnreo dol
lars day. Various classes OF workmen
are agitsting strike.
Philsdelphis, 7. The demand for
wool is improving, but prices are un-
changed.
Chicago, Henry Ward Beecher ia
as we'll as usual to day, and has gone to
Ottawa, where he lectures tonight.
Boston, 8.-Perry, boot and shoe man
ufacturer, has failed for $4,000.
Cincinnati, 8.-Pork packing in Gin
clnnsti the pat season shows a heavy
decrease in toe M Der Of hogs and
weight Of products.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
Sugar Duties.

Washington, Treasury department
officials say circular will soon be issued
announci the decision made by the
Supreme Court in the sugar cases and
the chsnges In the department regula-
tons necessary by the decision of the
court governing the rate of duty in the
contest The existing regulations pre-
scrtbing other teats have been in force
since September, 10, the excess duties
charged during that period will have to
be refunded to imp jrter;. 1T the trea-
sury department there has been no est
mate formed Of the exact amount which
will have 10 be refunded. It is thought
however, the amount involved in cases at
the port of New York alone is 81, l20, 600,
and that the entire amount will reach
$4,000 900.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
Indian Lands

Washington, SIN the House, Deer.
ing, from the committee on Indisl
affairs, reported bill to ratify the sgree
ment entered into ny Shoshones, Ban.
nocks and SheepeAters, for the sale of &
portion of their lands ia Idaho. Referred
to committee of the whole.
Ainslie. of Idaho, from the same COM
mittee, reported bill to ratify the agree
ment entered into by Shoshones and
Bannocks for the sale of their reservation
in Idaho, for the use of the Utah and
Northern Railroad Company, which wa:
referred to the same committee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
Sweet & C0.

Boston, 6.-It is stated that New Eng
land and Exchange National Banks holc
the bulk of Sweet s. Conpany's securi.
ties. and the firm wish to put the Massa-
chusetts Central Railroad into the hands
Of syndicate for completion. 1t is also
stated that reorganization Of the firm
will be effected with the retirement Of
the active members.
Boston, More confidence is felt to-
day in the ability of Swee. s. Co. to pay
in full, if an extension be granted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
A personal Scheme

London, s.-The Times st. Peters
burg declares that General Skobelof's
speeches were pre-srrsnged between him
and General Ignatieff. 1t is said the OBJ
jet of the latter is to embroil matters to
such a degree as to create al opportunity
for him to offer bis services to the Car
as minister of foreign affairs, in order to
straighlen them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1882-03-09
Mining stocks.

New York, s.-Mining stocks were
active and weak, Robinson declining
from 3.S5 to 3.75, and State Lines Nos. 3
and 3, from 81 to 70 on large business.
South Pacific was firm at 2.55 to Q so:
Con. Virginia declared to IS, and Little
Chief to go. Sales at both exchanges
2lS,270 shares.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
Played Out.
nc Drummer.

He came home worried with the fa- tigues ofahe day. and more particularly those of the night before, but his dinner seemed tasteless, although he had taken several "appetizers" in the morning. His ten-year-old boy was at the table, and as paterfamilias handed him the bread platter the youthful scion of the house remarked, as he grabbed the loaf II cut"
 The estimable lady of the house smiled. and observed as she refused the preferred platter ''l stand pat
 The head of the house glanced around fsrtively, but offered the platter to his eldest daughter. who remarked, as she counted the slices she took Three of a kind.r
 The little five-year-old had crept up behind her papa. and as she grabbed his hair, observed: ~Full hand.s
 Now, see here," said the head of the house. you're playing me, evidently. and that game won't work"
 Skin gamer interogatively mur- mured the lady of the house, as she took the rind from her rasher of bacon.
 Played out, by gosh v exclaimed the head ofthe house, as he rushed out Of the house in time to catch the 8:3S am train. at Morrow, for the city.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
The Truth of Science.
Texas Siftiugs.

\ Scotch speculator in philosophical curiosities has theory that strong smell is nothing but silen, noise audi ble only to the nose: and that loud noise is merely an articula,e smell. per eeptible only to the ear and not to the nose.-Stisafife Heekiy.
 If this Scotch scientist was a reporter on daily paper, we could imagine him writing some such local items as this:
 We call the attention of the proper authorities to the condition of the alley on I7th street, between 4th and sth ave nues, where a very unpleasant silent noise (audible only to the nose) arises from a heap of garbage in the gut ter"
 The officials of the L street church have made complaint against the propri- etor of the ten pin alley on the corner for disturbing public worship by an articu- late smec lperceptible to the earl made by the playing of the game of ten pins while service is in progress in the church"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
Stuck.
Exchange.

Some men don't seem to understand the difference between political asser- tions and business facts. Three or four days before election Baltimore lawyer made political speech in a country village. Being red-hot republican he naturally gave the democratic party the best he had in his mouth. and among other things asserted that in case of dem ooratic success the country would have to pay the confederate bonds. Two or three days after election man walked into the lawyers office. opened valise and took from |, ocoooo rebel bonds and said:
 "What are they worth.''
 -Four cents pound.
 But the democratic party has tri- umphed."
 What of that -"
 But won't the country have to pay these bonds y'
 Not by tug full
 The bondholder looked steadfas,ly al the lawyer for long minute. and then slowly said:
 Well. by gum. After ninety-six oi Us republicans who listened 10 your speech went and voted the democratic ticket ii order to realize on our bonds you now tell me that you didn't mean what you said ,''
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
Yankee God Making.
Cincinnati Saturday Night.

An eastern exchange says: -The heather now worship gods that arc made in New England, several manufactures doing thriving business in that line.
 Like everything else to which yankee ingenuity and enterprsse are directed. this traffic in gods will no doubt become an important branch of trade. Already there is competition in the business, and the fences in heathen lands are covered. doubtless with the signs of the rival firms: Buy only the John Smith gods .' "Choice lots of Browns black walnu, and mahogany gods with bead eyes, now on sale at the agency.
 The local papers, too. are doing l thriving advertising business. Following the civilized plans the display ads. vii, read something like this for example: Great Clearance Sale of Gods :. To make room for large stock of fresh gods now en route from Boston; we will offer the next thirty days some extraordinary bargains in full lines Of gods. See our table of cheap gods.'' or. Fire. Fire, Fire. Our entire stock of singed gods at 70 per cent of cost. A good god for ?, cts. cost SI T. Gods on casters. with real nalr ana cyB tnat open ana close. at 50 cts. sI. E. and S2.5o. All OUT goods are warranted for five years.
 New England is ver liberal in sub scribing to mission funds. but she oanno, resist the temptation of coming little money out of idoiatry; thus the curious spectacle IS presented of vessel bearing missionaries and funds for the reclama- ton of the heathen from darkness. anu graven images. which the same heather are expected to buy. bow down to and worship.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
Shopping.
Chicago Cheek

To woman there is lu.id fascination in shopping that no man imagination can comprehend. Take the concentrated essence of enjoyment d man gets out of smoking, chewing. base ball, pool, po- ker and church socials. ard you don, begin to size up the unction of healthy young wife turned loose on State street with fifty-dollar note in her pocket She's in for regular bender-a wild dis sipation of ruffies. faces and thngs-and she fiutters around from counter to coun- CT in thrilling ecstacy of pricing cottons and matching colors. The blissful dream Is over some time. Then with sigh she releases her last nickle which she has tied up in the coner of her handkerchief to pay for hey car fare. and she hurrics home. hsyshead aching tit to split. her swollenfeet bursting the narrow bounds of her number four balbriggans. and her heart cold with racking fear that Jones' young man will change those checked hose for some of inferior quality. or that the sweet thing in prints won't wash after all.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
A New Ingredient.
Texas Siftings.

lis Mrs. Cobb's candid opinion tha,. in some cases, education is not of much benefit to the human race.
 Mrs. Cobb has a colored cook, who says she graduated at female cemetery. who can read. and who gives up much of her time to perusing the cook book. l few mornings ago. the cook. whose name IS Mandy. was told to make some cake A short time afterwards she appeared in the parlor with the cook book in her hands, and said
 Il wants yer ter send right of 10 de store and get some latter to put on de cake"
 Some what. = Some latter
 Latter"
 Yes. latter Ise done tole yer four times.r
 Tn the name of common sense. what is latter.'
 Il dunno what hit am, didn't write dis heah book. Hit reads dat cup full ob de latter should be put in de cake to make hit good.
 Mrs. Cobb jerked the book out of the cooks hand. and. al the place indicated. read
 Mix up the dough with cup of wa ter. or of sweet milk. bu, the latter is the best.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
What Wears Out the Soldiers.
Exchange

INtHdHSt.i
 In his article on q The Present State of the Army" in the November of 7He Nineteenth Ceninry. Major General Sir Frederick Roberts. speaking of the rapid ity with which, after the age of ,I or ,2 years, the private soldier becomes a vet eran in looks and habits. while the off, cers, commissioned or non-eommissioned are still young men. says: This early decay IS, in the opinion of many, caused by sentry duty He further urges that soldiers should be spared sentrY-go" as much as possible, as the excessive night duty 1t at present imposes on them is de structive of health and vigor This per- petual mounting guard at royal palaces. public offices and other places is a relic of the olden time.
 It is probably kept up rather as tradi- tional custom than from any opinion in its favor. So far as it has any meaning or use. it is police duty which the civil force would discharge more efficiently and at much less cost to the public ser vice. That it imparts kind of dignity to the place thus especially guarded is a mere tradition, and is in no case any com pensation for the physical evils involved in keeping it up. A modern soldier is a costly product and there is something worse even than extravaganza in thus iiinging him uselessly away in the mere inefficient discharge of the functions of a policeman. The service itself would be- come more popular and would be more useful to the nation were this needless pa- rade of military protection limited to the barracks, and all civilian buildings put under the more effectual watchiulness of the civilian force.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
THE CATHARMONICON.
EN >. l.. n.

Among the citizens of Cincinnati. some forty years ago. there Was orc named Curtis. we forget his initials "a glider by trade. and genius in hiS way. but that way ran in the line of mir,hfulness rather than money-maklng. ot course. he was poor. Did the readers ever see merry ri hlhan: But he was none the less popular among his special friends, the steamboat men. who never employed an- other to gid their picture frames or e horns which the fastest boat was al- ways allowed to carry on her pilot-house
 Our hero was not at all satisfied with his poverty, and many and original were the plans he formed to mend his fortune. He was an observing man, too, and had no, failed to notice how fortunes were made out of things apparently trifiing. He noticed. particularly. how easy money was acquired by musicians. singers, con- ceris and all that sort of thing, and he believed he could get up something of the kind that would please the public and pay well. though in truth he knew no more than a mule about flats and sharps, minims and quaver. But he had big crotchet in his head and he determined to work it out,
 Living near Western Row." where cats abounded, Curtis did not lack oppor- tunities to study the musical capacity of the feline race. They had kept him awake many a warm moonlight night when he preferred sleep to their internal serenades. So he determined to get up a grand Philharmonic concert, in which cats should bear prominent part, and if he failed to make either music or money, he would at least have the satisfaction of having some fun out of 1t.
 Taking few cats to experiment. on, he he tried various modes of bringing out the notes they were addicted to or ex- celled in. He pinched their ears, twisted their legs, stuck pins in their--their-rotun- dities, and used other pleasant devices to develop the music. But he found no way so certain of bringing out the sound as the application of the back of case knife across the tail. This never failed to elicit the notes if there was any talent at all in the animal-the modulations, piano and forte, being easily obtained by making the blow light or heavy.
 This remarkable discovery Curtis be- lieved might be 90 managed as to make him a fortune equal to Nick LongwoEth's or any other mans So up he goes next morning, afer he has matnred his plan. to Columbia market, and inquired of ev- cry man, woman and child he mse if they had any cats athome to spare. Ofcourse they had lots of them, and before long he had more brought to him than he sup posed could have been found in Hamil- ton county. He had employed an En- giishman named Johnson, a drink ing fellow. but musical withal, and
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
How the Horse Reporter Would Bring
 Ernest to Terms.
Chicago Tribune

>SuiSaSo irioune.
 '.The object of my visit said the young lady, lis to see some editor in regard to a poem, and it occurred to me that per haps the gentleman for whom I asked might be the person having such matters in charge. have met with a sad disap- pointment, and have written this poem in commemoration of the event.
 "I am sorry he got away said the horse reporter, 'sbut perhaps you were lucky to lose him. There isn't anything in this poem about the brown mantle of October resting lightly on the hills, is there For the deep green of the pines reflected against the turquoise bloom of an autumn? Because, if there is we can't takei it. There is more brown-man- tle-of- October poetry slowed away here now than the window cleaner can use in a year. Hyou've got anything about the white messenger of heaven drifting si- lentiy down through the keen air, or the giant outline of the leAhess oaks stand ing haggard against an mpitying sky, we might do business with you. Our stock ot November poetry is rather light this season. If you could ring in something about a boot-hlack dying on the steps of bankers residence Christmas eve, while inside the house the wzssail bowl was go- ing around, 1t would be . daisy.r
 I'm afraid my poem will hardly meet
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-12-24
Guests , Never. Sir.
Burlington Hawkeye.

What the American people want Jo- seph Cook to explain is when and why hotel keepers fell into the fashion of charging people S4oa week for board, and then calmly speaking of their vic tims as their "guests.n No hotel of any responsibility has any boarders now, they only receive guess" And ..what we want to know is, when the laws of hospi- taliy were 90 amended as to allow host to present his @guesss" weekly bills. What proclamation of the sacred name of @guest" Let us have reform before this precious Engiish language shall utterly lose its flavor and be trodden under foot of men. Are we the landlordss aguesss .' Never, by Heaven; we arc his boarders, and no guests.