Daily Republican., 1882-05-19
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Sun risesi4.35. SUN sets 7.18
Christtield Il Best.
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at Fullmer's.
sun sets 7.lS.

Christfeld Il Best,
Grab salad at Fullmer's.
Deviled crabs at FuIlmers.
Stewed crabs at Fullmer's.
Ice cold oysters at Fullmer's.
FOR cut flowers, go to 400 King street
| new lot of Chamois skins. g9c. store.
Get your coffee roasted at 4Js King street
i. ID. Eaton's pool room, 18th and Market.
parKer, cuppinz and leechtng, No. lOs East
Wanted-An artist TO pant the very pic.
ture Of health. WY p'''
Az III Market street you can get Il rst-
CLASS caromel fresh every day.
do to I; F. Eatons, 18th and Market sts..
for good cigar. '''''
our cholce Mayfowsr at W, J, Kimble,s
Front and Maids IN streets ~
The Best Minnesota Flour at W. r. Kim
Dies 'FRONT.' and Madison Streets
L. l.. Layton has removed to I'll Sp ruce at
IngroWtng nails and corns removed
MRrn'rUs-S tH~A Nj as,. U,ya -syvsS
t1no IL K. Plain Gold Rings, at f r..
Hanf s.l5 East Fourth sire
Awnings awnings made aud repairs t
Gardeners, Sixth and Shipley streets.
Why are pretty girls like wild cherries?
because they make you pucker up your lips.
Earl 4 Wilson'S mems and youths c,Ilars
and cuffs, Christheld Il Best, 5l5 Market st
A gamecocs ought to be good eating. Does
not the poet say "the Dravest are the ten
derest."
A nice assortment of children's white
dresses and ladies' wrappers. at Wilson's, 4l3
Market street.
The difference between blonde and To-
comOtive is, that one has light head and
the other q headlight.
8 fine retouched cards for 81 at Hollands
gallery, No. East Third street, between
Market and King streets.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, 20
TO l.. +. Adair's, 2O7 Market street and see
his goods and learn bis prices.
"Oh, for better half!' said the sorrowing
WldoWer. when he found a counterfeit fifty.
cent piece among his change
Hyeu want rrst GLASS parlor suit made
TO order for low price, 20 to W. W. Wood.
wards Sixth and Tatnall streets.
Go to Biake's, No. 233 Market street, to
have your hats and feathers cleaned and
dyed to look like new.
Three fine retouched cabinet pictures for
81 90, at Hollands, No. 4 East Third street.
between Market and King streets. +,
"Do you think Miss Brown is very swee
g'rl?" asked Henry. 'Oh, yes, very sweet
replied Jane. THAT is to say, she is we'll
preserved"
1t is curious that the pig must be killed be-
fore he can be cured. A yacht can stand a
tack without saying naughty words. man
can't.
Speaker Keifer is charged with having q
bucolic complexion, but yet he will let man
crowd him off q street car into the mud and
never change countenance.
A Troy man left an estate of SO, 600 to his
wife but 9th ,r relatives contested and there
Is Just 5 90 to divide up among seven persons
The lawyers take the rest.
All bachelors would like to shake hands
with the man named Morse, who recently
got married. and four weeks later pplied to
have his name changed to Re-Morse.
A man who wont take his horse out on ac.
count Of the weather isn't a bit surprised to
meet his wife slushtng around down town.
What Injuries horse W ant hurt a woman.
"Yes, sir, said Gallagher, 'it was funny
enough to make donkey laugh. l laughed
till l cried" And when he saw a smile 70
round the room ne grew red In the face.
When the members of the Troy Common
Council draw pistols at each other no one
moves, but when some one picks up an ink.
stand every head in range prepares to duck
1t Is better for one to say some foolish
thing upon important matters than to be ST.
lent. That becomes the subject of discussion
and dispute and the truth is discovered.
1.-THE bees are swarming and there's no end
to them.' said farmer Jones, coming into
the house, His little boy, George, came In
a second afterwards and said there was an
end to one of 'em, and it WAS red-hot, too.
Scientists say the best brain food Is corn
meal: so, If you wish to hatter a scientist by
some delicate allusion to his mental capacity
all you have to do is to call him mush
head. Then run.
At a town meeting large taxpayer rose
up to protest against building new school
house in a certain part of town. What's
the good of IT," asked he "there Is an ig-
norant set down there anyway"
Ross, 1ls Market street, has the largest
and cheapest stock Of hats in the city. Also,
q fine assortment of white shi-t', under wear
and hosiery. 1t will pay you to give him
trial.
The Texas Christian Advocate says that |
thousands OF good men are spoiled by marry. |
Ing the wrong women. Show this to your
wife the next time she pushes the euchre- |
table away.
10. Bryant has the age noy for the Stand |
ard Worcester's Unabridged Dictionery, and |
same can be had on very easy payments by |
Ealing at the Pennsylvania House, King |
and Front streets.
Misfortune comes to a m9n through ex- |
,eSsive love of self. He misudges things |
usJ, good and beautiful, through thinking |
ne ought always honor what belongs to him.
self in preference to truth.