Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1882-11-29

"FOx's Book of Martyrs

loItuTeu on account OF tnelr cOnSclen-
, tlous convictions as to belief and duty.
They suffered incredible torment and
have come down to the present age as
martyrs. 1t is not now customary to
torture people thus. but thew are made
martyrs by rheumt { SIN until they suffer
almost as much as did the heroes of
the martyr ages There was no re-
lief for the old-time martyrs, but there
is happy relief for those who suffer
from rheumatism. Cashier Charles f.
Morrill,; of Manchester, n H., suffered
terribly from frequent attacks of this
disease, but he has been cured. He
writes: II was martyr to rheuma-
tism, and, although tried many other
remedies, found nothing that reliev-
ed me like Perry Davis's Pain Killer
Other rheumatic martyrs may wisely
take the hint.
Promptly answered: The following
advertisement appeared in a daily
newspaper recently and was answered
by about 500 young men: Wanted
Experienced hands on ladies' waists
How seldom it happens that we
find editors bred to the business,
Very, and have yoa not remarked
how seldom the business is bread to
the editors, remarked the other.
Gives Entire Satisfaction.
AS evidence that Foord's Tonic Cor
dial is just as efficacious now as it was
forty years ago, read the following let
| ters:-
Americus Bell, of Matawan, N. j.,
Sept. l9, 1881, says: at affords me
pleasure to recommend Dr. Foord's
Tonic Cordial. have used it with
greater satisfaction than any like pre-
paration haye ever tried"
E. 7. Goodall, East New York. T..
l., April 5, 1882, says: regard Foord's
Tonic Cordial by far the most efica-
cious remedy for Diarrhea and Chol-
era. 1t has acted on me as no other
remedy ever has, and / would not be
without bottle in the house under
any circumstances.
w. j. Latha, of University Station,
N. G says l have used Edey's Car
bolic Troches for the sore throat with
the most satisfactory results.
Aim high says Emerson. Aim
low said General Jackson. Which is
right? Depends on whether you're
aiming at the moon or at a melon
theft crawling off on his hands and
knees.
'Ah, Brownl Understand you're
going to marry again. Yes my first
wife always said was fool, and so
Pm going into matrimony again in
order to be consistent, you know
Baby Elephant.
Barnum is overjoyed with his ac-
quisition-the baby elephant-and de-
clares $300,0 could not buy it. He
offers $50, 1000 for an insurance of the
life of the infant for 50 weeks, Surely,
if be knew the full value Of Peruna
and Manalin, he wonld do no such fool
ish thing, as they are the most
successful protective medicines
that have ever been intro
duced to the human family. No one
can take any disease while taking Pc
runa before each meal, and keeping the
bowels regular with Manalin. Ask
your Druggist for the book on the ellis
of Life"
A London paper announces the birth
of "tbree young children" This is
not quite 80 bad as the action of q
newspaper, published not far from Bos-
ton, whose editor, having been inform
ed by joker that a singular phenome-
non had been noticed in a neighboring
town in the shape of baby who had
been born without teeth, at once sent
out reporter to investigate the case
and write paragraph thereon.
Sparkling Eyes.
Rosy cheeks and clear complexion only
accompany good health. Parker's
Ginger Tonic better than anything
makes pure, rich blood and brings
health, joyous spirits, strength and
beauty. Ladies try it.-Bazaar.
1t is told of an old Greek professional
philosopher that, when wealthy citi-
zen was conducting him through room
after room in his house, where every
inch of space was occupied by costly
ornaments, he turned suddenly and
spat in his hosts face, explaining by
way of apology, that he was compelled
to expectorate and that be had chosen
the only spot which seemed to him
mean enough for that purpose.
A gentleman, who is an invalid, re-
cenly had occasion to hire negroe
+, man to wait on him. When an able
bodied applicant for the position put
in appearance, the gentleman said: '1f
| hire you, Sam, shall expect you to
help me up stairs and assist me in get
ting into bed" Bress your soul, boss,
I'se more fttin' for helpin' folks up
stairs end putin 'em to bed den any
fng else; I'se been porter at board
in house whar dar was four Senators.
Use de berry niggah you am suffeEin'
foab."
Why continue the use of remedies
at only relieve, when Ely's Cream
Balm, pleasant of application and q
sure cure for Catarrh, Hay Fever
and Cold in head, can be had for so
cents?
Apply into nostrils with little finger.
| / was troubled with Chronic Catarrh
and gathering in my head, was very
deaf at times and had discharges from
my ears, besides being unable to breath
through my nose Before the second
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm was ex-
hausted ] was cured, and to-day en-
Joy sound health C. j. CoRBIN, 923
Chestnut-st., Field Manager Philadel-
phia Pub. House, Pa.
/ Lit Ia no exargeratinn ElY,S Cream