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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
A Cadayer Wanted.

SNOW, when you reach Macon you
90 and see Colonel Blank" they told
me at the Constitution office in Atlanta.
"The Colonel knows everybody for
miles around, and he'll post you on ev-
erything."
ssThanks."
But he's peculiar man, continued
Grady. "You've got to strike him just
right or he won't talk for shucks. He's
strictly temperate, and yet you must
take flask along and ask him to drink.
It's an old Southern custom, YOU know,
and while he won't touch drop. he'll
expect to be invited TO. You can fill the
flask with water, and he'll never know
the difference"
When l reached Macon I arranged
for call on the Colonel. l bought a
pint flask at a drugstore, and told the
clerk to fill it with something good to
soothe sore heel. l didn't ask him
what it was, but Il sniff or two convinced
me that sweet oil and tar formed the
greater portion. With this bottle in my
pocket I entered the Colonel's office
and told him who l was and what
wanted.
"Yes, sir; glad to see you-sit down."
he replied, and as soon as he had sealed
his letters he turned and began:
$50 you want to know what we can
raise here. do YOU. Well, my boy, You
can say thing-everything. We
raise wheat, corn, oats, potatoes, vans
and
Just then he looked over to the water
cooler and put in with -
essay, Colonel, have drop of some
thing good put up by the best house
here"
"Thanks that's just what 1 was
laundering after,'' he replied, as he held
ont his hand for the flask.
How I got out of there alive can't
remember, nor can recollect what be.
came of the bottle, but there is whole
newspaper staff in Atlanta who may LOOK To-,
nnon themselves as doomed men. The
Colonel took his quart daily, and it was
a put-up job to get hold of my dead
BODY for new medical college at Sa-
vannah.-Detroit Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
The Best WaY.

The best way to increase the appetite. assiss
digestion. cause the food TO assimilate prop
erly, and the absorbents to take up nourish-
ment, induce full and regular evacuation, pro-
duce easy expectoraton, and stop decay of the
lungs, heart, liver, urinary and digestive
organs and purify the blood, is by using that
Queen of health called DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla Leading physicians
recommend 1t as a true strengthener, a sure
reviver and perfect health remover. 1t is COM
posed of harmless yet effective vegetable
tonics and will not harm the most delicate.
being especially adapted to enfeebled censti-
tutiOns and infants,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

This cheap and simple remedy is
recommended by somebody for the
bleed: Move the jaws rapidly, as
in the act of chewing. A wad of paper,
or gum, or tobacco, or piece OF board
ing-house beef, will answer for thei ex'
Standardization 90 Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

S. j. P, CHATTANOOGA, Tenn: 81 have a
valuable hen that will insist on sitting on six
eggs. How can prevent her doing so2' We
have referred your letter to our poultry crit
ic. He says there are many ways to prevent
your hen from engaging in sedentary pursuits
on capital of six eggs. He suggests that
eggs in a custard pie. but he says if you want
dead sure thing boil the hen.-Iexds Siftiags.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

81" Every truth has two sides: look at both
before committing yourself to either" Kid
ney-Wort challenges the closest scrutiny of it's
ingredients and its grand results. It has
nothing to fear from truth Doctors may dis
agree as to the best methods and remedies for
the cure Of constipation and disordered liver
and kidneys. But those that have used Kid
ney-Wort, agree that it is by far the best
medicine known. Its action is prompt, thor
Ough aud lasting.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, WIN
send DR.. Dyes celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Belts and Appliances, on trial for thirty days,
to men young or old) who are afflicted with
nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred
troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration
OF vitality and manhood. Address as above.
n. B.-No risk is incurred, AZ thirty days
trial is allowed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

fecting the blood, liver and Kidneys brain and
nervous system, there is no combination pre-
pared for general use more beneficial than DR..
Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla I
recommend it frequently in my practice"
Why then remain crabby dyspeptic and
nervous sufferera Why not be strong, healthy
and robustl
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
Beautiful Women

are made palld and unattractive by'functiona
irregularities, which DR.. Pierce's "Favorite
Prescription" will infallibly cure. Thousands
of testimonials. By druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
A Smart Man

is one who does his work quickly and well.
This is what DR.. r. V. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery does as blood-puritier and
strengthened. It arouses the torpid liver,
purifies the blood and is the best remedy for
consumption, which is scrofulous disease Of
the lungs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

We can assure our readers, should they
qUire anything of the kind, that WAKEFIELD's
BLACKBERRY BALsAM will cure the worst cases
OF Diarrhea, Dysentery, or Flux. 1t is pleas
ant to the taste and perfectly safe. For Sale
nv all Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

EB No woman really practices economy I'M
less she uses the Diamond Dyes. Many dol
Lars can be saved every year. Ask the druggist.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

Is a crime; and ladies can not GforG TO do
without DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription, -
which by preserving and restoring health, pre-
serves and restores that beauty which depends
hnal
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

You can't eat enough in week to last you
q year, and you can't advertise on that plan
either. -Ron.c Sentinel.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

THE Lowell Courier is not surprised that
car wheels are being made out of paper, as We
have had "stationery engines" for a long
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

THE boy who feasts upon dime literature u
like cold molasses. He turns out bad.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

CAPTAIN MURRAY calls his steamship Alaska
1.-The greyhound of the Atlantic.' She is
probably bark disqualification transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

GIRLS, like opportunities, are all the more
to you after being embraced.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
ON health.

No MATTER how ugly nose may be, its i'm
projections are overlooked by its owner
Boston Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

THE Lab dab, cigarette-smoking young
man, is now styled third class ruale natter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

MY boarders shall have ''the fat of the
land" she said as she receipted for tub of
oleomargarine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

FLIES reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by Rough on Rats" 15c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

BEEF is so scarce and high that gentleman
of this city Is having sirloin steak set for a
brea St pin-BostOn Courier,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
Extrayagance

ANOTHER dynamite mine in Russia. Go
East, young man, and blow up with the coun-
try.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
DIR. JOHN BULLS
Smiths Tonic Syrup
FOR THE CURE OF
fever and ACUE
Or CHILLS and fever.

The proprietor of this celebrated medicine
justly claims for it a superiority over all rem
edies ever offered to the public for the SAFE,
CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PERMANENT cure
cfAgue and Fever. or Chills and Fever. wheth-
er Of short or long standing. He refers to the
entire Western and Southern country to bear
him testimony to the truth Of the assertion
thatin no case whatever will 1t fail to cure if
the directions are strictly followed and carried
out. In great many cases single dose has
bean sufficient for a cure. and whole families
have been cured BY single bottle, with per-
feet restoration Of the general health. It is,
however, prudent, andin every case more Ger
tain to cure, if its use is continued in smaller
doses for week or two after the disease has
been checked, more especially in difficult and
long-standing cases. Usually this medicine
will not require any aid to keep the bowels IN
G GOD order. Should the patient, however, re-
quire cathartic medicine. after having taken
three or four doses Of the Tonic. sing dose
of BULLS VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS
will be sufficient
The genuine SMITHS TONIC SYRUP must
have DR. JOHN BULLS private stamp on each
bottle DIR. JOHN BULL only has the right to
manufacture and sell the original JOHN ].
SMITHS TONIC SYRUP. Of Louisville, KY.
Examine well the label on each bottle. II my
private stamp is not on each bottle do not
purchase, or you will be deceived.
DIR, JOHN BULL,
Manufacturer and vender OF
SMITHS TONIC SYRUP,
BULLS SARSAPAR.LLA,
BULLS W0RM DESTROYER
The Popular Remedies OF the Day.
rriaeipal ONCE. ss1 Main Ste. LOUISVILLE. KY.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Renewer' re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia 81.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's EyeWater. Druggists sell 1t. 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

1t IL the concurrent
testimony of the pub
lie and the medical
profession. tina, Hos
letters Stomach Bit
tiers 10 . medicins
which achieves re-
suits speedily felt,
thorough and be.
nign. Beside rectify.
ing liver disorder. I:
inyigorates the fee
BILE. conquers kidney
and bladder COM
plants. and hastens
the convalescence Of
( h sc recovering
from enfeebling dis
eases. Moreover 1t 10
the grand specific for
fever and ague. For
sale by Druggists and
Dealers generally.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

n n WIGS d Waves sent C. o D. anywhere. Whole
n "a sale Retail. PriceIist free. Goods guaran-
GAe91 uteed B.C.STREHI. 157 Wabash ay. Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

CHEAPER than blacksmithing-is Frazer's
Axle Grease. For sale eyerYwhere. Try It.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

TRY the new brand. aspiring Tobacco"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
C70 A WEEK. SIP day at home easily made.
Ol GCostly outfit free Address True Co. Augusta Me-

A GENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest
II selling Pictorial Books and Bibles Prices reduced
80 per cent NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co., St Louis, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

n ~ A MONTH and hoard in your county. Men
~ ~ or Ladies' Pleasant Business. Address
P.W. ZIEGLKR 6 Co. Box "a. Chicago, Ill
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

q e Nng A.5szrea = w ANR not ogTr.
C0T.n by Watchmakers. BY mail. Is cts. Circulars
WILL FREE. j. S. BIRCH & CO., SO Dey St., NY
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

n9l0nIrc Best work in the Q. S. for the money.
klII.I1lk\ Enterprise Carriage Co., Cin'ti, D.
0OOOtISTe Territory Given. Catalogue FREE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
Coo A WEEK in your own town. Terms and
.OOV S. outfit Free Addrs .Hallett Co Portland Ne

ANN & Orchestra Music. Catalogues free Thomson
SNNo q Odell as TremOnt ST., Boston, ri ass.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03
Merchants
cARcL- Oh


pleased to state that such prejudice does noeexc
against GARGLING OIL. We do not claimwon
ders or miracles for our li1nent. but we do CLAIM
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

Sold by leading druggists. For circulars and alman
with full part iculars address o. Box $50, Y. CT
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-08-03

| RnEuTc Make big money. Goods furnished tc
HuEN y be paid for when sold. No cash needed
Address, G. NJ jackson, 308 n. 9th St. St Louis, Mo-
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
THE NEWS IN BRIEF.

The fifteenth new Episcopal church built
in West Virginia through the active efforts
of Bishop George W Peterkin, is at An
stead near Hawks Nest, Fayette county.
Abraham Haines died recently in North
Frederick, Va. He was in his ssth year,
for many years Il citizen of ..thst county,
originally of Jefferson county.
Mr.. Thomas Masin has sold his fine resi-
dence and the land adjoining, to Mr.. W.
Writ Harness, Tor the sum OF $1,000. lie
has. also. sold his interest in the store To
Mr. p. T. Shearer, his formet partncr.-
.uoorcfield Examiner.
Hon. II. G.. Davis, it is stated, has pur-
chased the Presbyterian church properly at
Piedmont, and will erect an academy there
on. and thus generously remember his for
mer home by founding good institution
of learning. =.
The Office OF Mr.. d. 5. Boyer, coal ieales
in Hagerstown, was recently destroyed by
fire. along with the contents. His iron safe
WAS first blown open and robbed of $1,000
His total loss about IS, eco.
Rev. william r. Brantley, a very distin-
guiShed Rapijst clergyman of Baltimore
preached to his congregation on Sunday
night. and was in perfect health. At
o'clock Monday morning he was taken III
and died Immediately aged 65 years.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
WINCHESTER ITEMS

From the Ne,cs:
The Shen. Val Agr Society has fixed
upon tie 10th TO 18th of October for the
Fair and measures for great exhibition
will be adopted. Maj. II. l.. u. Lewis is the
energetic President and he has the hearty CO.
operation of the Officers and Directors o!
the Association. ''
Wehave received copyof the frontoniGnr
of Ironton, Ohio, dated February u, lsS2,
which contains the following notice:
Mr.. James W. Burgess, well known IN
this city and county, passed away last We'd
nesday Mr.. Burgess was quiet, peacea-
Dleci,izen and a good man. lie had been
sic! for some months. His remoins were
inferred in Woodland cemetery. The
afflicted family have our sympathy.
The Campbell property on Main street,
occupied by Joseph :. Denny, was pnr-
chased at auction last week by Geo +. Mil
Ter at S4,75O.
The Clowser farm has been purchased by
Mr.. John Larrick at g, 400.
Mr.. J. X. McCann, of Stephcnson's De
pot. has purchased the Mulvehill property,
on the Mariinsburg turnpike, one mile from
Winchester, for -, 800 cash.
A new military company is about to be
organized here.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
BITS.

Let out the hem ofshrukeh lace curtains
and face with thin muslin.
The suns direct rays will whitcn an ar
ticlc scorched in ironing.
Red or blue worsted wristets neatly length.
en- the sleeves of childrens wrappers.
Hot hayseed is used at the West as a rem
edy Tor frost bites.
Save the middle grains Of the finest ears Of
corn for seed.
The number Of air cells in the lungs Of
grown map are Goo,ooo,Ooo.
A Hen will lay upwards Of 40 eggs per
annum, and bear one Or two brpods.
Hogs should be allowed 10 hsve heap Of
coal ashes. They will be all the healthier
for it.
The rabbit has an upper hollow tooth con-
tanning poison , drops Of which will kill
lamb.
The weight Of very heavy clothing dimim-
ishes the respiratory capacity Of tho lungs
from twen;yto twenty-five per cent.
A healthy man ofaycrage weight, imbibes
about eighty ounces Of water in a liquid
state or mixed with solid food every twenty
four hours.
piece ofbread aboutthe size ola French
billiard ball, tied up in linen bag and
placed in pot Of vegetables, will Preyen.
unpleasant odors arising.
Guiteaus trial cost over $4,000. When
it is remembered that this sum would have
furnished silk dresses for over 1000 women
i;s no wonder people hate the wretch.
Newly painted rooms are very unpleasant
for several days, but if handful Of hay is
strewn on the floor upon which Is sprinkled
a little chlorid Of lire, after couple Of
hours the offensive smell will have entirely
disappeared
A good cement for stopping joints, such
az around chimm sys and the like, may be as
follows: white lead, as sold in the keg, mix
with enough pure sand to make a stiff paste
that will not run. Itgrows hard by expos
ure and resists heat, and cold water.
4 Mr. Watts, Of South Carolina, has fc-
male Angora goat that has given four quarts
Of milk daily, the season through, Of as rich
quality as that ofany Jersey COW on bic farm
Of which be has several. An ADgora goat
will thrive where COW will starye and six
goats will subsist luxuriously where one Gov
will only find sufficient good grazing.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
TITOUGHTS.

Be deaf to the quarrelsome, aud dumb to
the inquisitive.
Care for What you say, or what you say
will make YOU care.
There can be no perfect morality without
some chemistry Of the heavens in it.
The best description we have ever heard
Of slow man was, that he was 100 slow 10
get out Of his own way.
THE poetry OF the asthetes is the gather
ing up ofthe flowers ofblasphemy and blind
ing them into bouquet"
one Of the most efTectual vays ofpleasing,
and of making ones self loved TO be cheer
fal JOY softens far more heart, than tears.
Ifyou wish success in life make persever-
ance your bosom friend, experience your
wise councillor, caution your elder brother
and hope your guardian.
Good-humor is the clear blue sky Of the
soul, on which every star of the talent will
shine more clearly, aud the sun Of genius
encounter no vapors in its passage.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
Complimentary

The newspapers of the State are speaking
of Hon. +. B. Faulkner in the most cOmpli-
mcntary manner. lie has been assiduous
in the discharge of his duties as Senator, and
the press ofthe State, without regard 70 par
ID predilections, are disposed TO give him
credit. We give the following as speci-
mems ofthe con pliTen:ary notices whic h
he j. receiving:
RitcLie Ga,etfc: Boyd FaIlkncr is cyi-
d y polished gentleman, IKE his father.
IL is young enough to be Governor twenty
years from now.
Point Pleasant Register: Mr.. Z. Boyd
Faulkner. Senator from ! erkeley, - Is a.
m lng the youngest and, without exception,
hlndsomest member of the body. He is a
fluent speaker. The tenacity with which
he clings to his convictions does not impair
the conservative tendency of bis judgment.
he will surely make his mark in the politi-
cal world. Ii is yet to be seen whether that
mark will be as vividly impressed upon this
generation as was that of his father upon
the one preceding it."
The Nl0rgantown New Dominion
"Hon. T. Boyd Faulkner is mentioned as a
probable candidate for the L. :. Senate.
Mr. Faulkner is talented, pr gressiye and
liberal State Senator and would represent
his State with distinguished ability in the
Senate Of the United States"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
ONE PRICE
MARKED III PLh!a FIGURES;
WHAT TT MEANS.

The merchant who has but one price for his
goods and marks that price IN plain figures on
the article hc itcrs for sale, So that his cuSto-
mers and the public can see them evidently
means 10 saw ~ the peo;'lc, lc0k at our goods
and prices, they srea% for themselves and in
vite Vcur patronage, all tricks oi trade are lald
aside and business on fair square principles are
introduced bV at once setting before The cilSto-
mer the best articles at the lowest prices.
ITMEANS that we are counting the custom
of the most experienced buyers Is well as civ
ing an assurance TO the inexperienced that they
are hnvin their goods as cl,eap as the sharpeSt
buyer.
ir MEANS that We are showing quality and
prices t. every one as agsinS. all competitions,
that we are always sciiiug rs cheap as the
cheapest and that none shall undcrSell us.
IT MEANS that we are not playing with Gus
TONERS ut the game of asking one price and
selling at another charging one customer more
than another and taking all We can get from
the customer for an article. In other words
we never charge a penny more to any customer
than We can All I'd To sell the article at.
IT MEASS, 4 confidence in our ability to
manufacture and buy goods at such prices aS
will enable Us 10 mark them at selling price
tha, &C once assures the buyer that they are a.
cheap or cheaper than he cstn find them else
where THIS ) SIMPLY fair, square business and
not independence. a> some people suppose, be
cause we refuse 10 knock off something
when they buy. The fact IS this pian means
the knocking or when the'goodS are marked.
IT MEANS common sense straight for
ward. honest plan of dtii;s business. While
i'm = iicasGrc novel to the citizens of this 10
cality. we have for the past II years strictly adj
hercd 10 il in our wholesale glove departments,
coming in cd.apetition wi;h the gloy. prciucls
of the world sold on every sort of plan We
have no; Only sold the same parties year after
wear. but w. are selling the largest retailers IN
Tie United States and received and fllcd dur
ing the past wears the largest orders ever given
hy anv retail houses IN the United States with
:, demand for osr work iar Beyond our flciii-
ties 10 produce. Outside Of the common sense
view Of this plan the practical and satisfactory
working of il IN our wholesale departments i'll
duced uS some Is months sinccto apply u To
our retail department. Inc result has been
most satisfactory in every particular, largely
increased business, pleased our customers made
us feel better. eat better sleep better and enjoy
life better, conscious n the close OF each day S
business that We had dealt fairly with every
patron and that every penny in oar till was
honestly ours. On this plan we invite the at
tention Of the experienced Is well as the atten-
ton Of those not fully posted to our retail store
as the place TO secure the best goods at the low
est prices.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1882-03-18
Don I'iatt on oscar Wilde

Personally Oscar Wilde is a great, lub-
berly. unpleasant boy, and. leaves one in
doubt whether he is in earnest and a fool,
or whether be is playing a part for the sake
of the motor ETY. and cash. What makes the
thing more ainiul Is that the poor fellow i
really a man of genius. His poems rank
with the beSt of to-day; while play read,
that he sent Clara Morris, is brimful Of
dramatic eli, Ct, in language, plot and situa-
tions. | had formed high opinion Of
Wide from reading these efforts of his, and
| felt ike punching my own head for having
destroyed the opinion by colliding on thC
Apostle personally