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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-11
PILES PILES PILES
A Sure Cure Found at Last No
One Need Suffer.

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and liberated Piles has been discovered by
DIR. William, tan Indian remedy called
DIR. Williams Indian Ointment. A single
box has cured the worst chronic cases of
IS or 80 years standing. No one need
suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions,
instruments and electuaries do more harm
than good. Williams Ointment absorbs
the tumors, alIays the itching particularly
at night after getting warm in bed, acts as
poultice, gives instant and painless relief,
and is prepared only for piles, itching Of
the private parts, and for nothing else.
Read what the Hon. j. NJ Cofinbury of
Cleveland SAYS abont DR.. Williams Indian
Pile Ointment: have used scores OF Pile
Cures, and it affords me pleasure TO say
that have never found anything which
gave such immediate and permanent relief
As DIR. Williams Indian Ointment.
For sale b. all druggists or mailed on
receipt Of price, $i00.
HENRY & Co, Prop'rs.
81 Vssey street New York,
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A Deserved Rebuke.

As the witnesses were being called and
sworn in the case of the State vs.. Vim {.
Wesson, Yesterday, one Dafield was dis
covered 20 be in a condition rather tending
to unfit him for the solemn and important
duties Of a witness. Judge Ryland at once
saw what was the matter with the man.
He thereupon warned him severely that he
must indulge in no more whisky while in
attendance on the case, or the court would
be obliged TO proceed summarily. The
witness promised most contritely, and was
allowed TO depart under the instructions OF
the court separating the witnesses in the
case
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What One Dollar Well Spent Did

On March l4th the l42d Grand Monthly
Drawing of The Louisiana State Lottery
took place, as it always does. on The day ap-
pointed, under the sole supervision of
Genls &. T. Beauregard, OF La, and Jubal
A. Early, of Va. Then SllO, 4e0
were scattered broadcast through the land
The first capital was sold in halves, and
drawn by ticket No. 75,4li-one-half to r.
l.. Holt, OF Quitman, Nodawav county, Mo-;
the other to Mr.. Eugene Il. Philpot, a
prominent young merchant of Savannah,
Tia The second capital, Sl0, 900. also sold
in halves and drawn by ticket No. 81 ,S75
one half to lucky Bostonian, who col
lected il through Vance's express, No. Is
Devonshire street, Boston, Massachusetts, !;
the other half collected through
Darragh Il Co., bankers, ST. Louis,
Mich, for Jno. Creegan and Albert Nagel,
OF Six Lakes, Montcalm county, Mich.
The third capital was also sold in halves
and drawn by ticket No. 6,059-one-half to
John Burrell, No. % Devonshire street,
Boston, Mass; the other To Sam'l T.. Pal
mer, No. 355 Sixth avenue, New York City.
The two-fourth capital prizes of $500
each were sold in halves to Nos. Il 1873 and
81, l65-to Edward c. Gruet, No. IL Null
berry Palace, Newark, y. J.. to Levi Alden,
and collected through State Bank Of Mad
ison, Wis; to Miss Campbell, No. 727
Eighth street, Louisville, KY, and Geo.
III. Count of New York city. The next
drawing tthe Hath will take place May
9Th, of which everything will be told on
application to NJ. A. Dauphin, New Or
leans, La. Who is the next happy one?
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Phil. Chew, editor Of the ST. Louis
Journal of Agriculture, was to have been
in attendance at the Wool Growers con-
vention, held in this city on Wednesday
and Thursday, but failed to show up, and
sent his regrets, saying important business
detained HIM at home.
The BAzoo has since then learned that
it was indeed important business" that
kept him away. He is to be married in a
few days, and to cOnsummate all the ar
rangements incident to an event of this
character, he was compelled to send q sub
stitute to represent his paper. The BAzoo
hereby extends its best wishes to Mr.. Chew,
in advance,
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BAzOO BUZZ.



IS. A. Wright for sewing machines.
The programme was printed yestsr-
day for the State Sportsmen's meeting,
which convenes in this city June 1914.
1t is remarkably interesting
The officers of Neapolis lodge, /.
y. o. F., will he installed at their hall ON
Tuesday evening, and all members In good
standing are requested to be present.
On the night of the 10Th inst. the
children of the Episcopal church will re-
pOrduce their grand carnival, which was
such success at its first presentation.
An inebriated individual attracted
considerable attention by attempting to
thread needle i'm front OF an Ohio street
dry goods store last night. The reporter
did not see whether he got there, Eli.
For dandy hair cuts, gaze on the
knights of the razor who hold forth al
Billy Weise's shop On the heads of all
four workmen there is not as much hair
as Walter Kent sports on his upper lip.
Billy Jones has opened up a horse
shooting establishment in partnership with
John Wharton, the dumb blacksmith, ON
Honiteau street, north of the railroad The
BAzOO would like to see William thrive.
Now that Sedalia has become irrecov.
erably republican, it would be in order for
Moberly to put in her claim as the future
capital of the state. We have MANY at
fractions in this city for Legislators.
!erly Monitor.
deputy Sheriff Ed Baker, of Shelby
county, passed through the city Yesterday
morning. having in charge young man
named Frank Ward, sentenced to five
wears imprisonment in the penitentiary
for horse stealing.
The Missouri Pacific company has Of
fered reward of $500 for the arrest and
conviction of the assassin of Barney
Brown The brakeman who was snot near
Eufaula, L. T., Thursday night, and who
died at Mustogee yesterday.
Barney Brown, the X. Il I. brakeman
who was shot by an unknown party near
Eufaula, /. T., Thursday night. an account
of which was given in Fridays BAzoo, has
died of his injuries. The perpetrator of
the crime has not yet been discovered.
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Roy Codding's Position.

Geo. l.. Faulhaber, who returned from
ST. Louis Friday afternoon. says Roy Cod
ding is progressing remarkably we'll in his
new position in that city. He labors about
one hour in the forenoon. and is then off
duty until $50 p. W., from which time
until $50 p. m. he is constantly engaged.
His superior are greatly pleased with the
manner in which he transacts the business
entrusted to him. and told Mr.. Faulhaber
that five or six more Young men as capable
AS Roy could be utilized there. He has
every other Sunday to himself, and will
arrive home week from this morning on
No 3, and spend the Sabbath.
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WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA, Mo-,
TUESDAY, APRIL 1, 1852.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.
We are authorized to announce the
name of william ID. Steele for the office
Of prosecuting attorney Of Pettis county,
subject to the decision of the county demo
cratic convention. d&w
CIRCUIT CLERK.
We are authorized To announce the
name of Il. III. Ingram for reelection Ia
the Office of circuit clerk Of Ptttis county
subject to the decision of the county dem
Ocratic convention.
COUNTY RECORDER.
We are authorized To announce the
name Of John W. Conner for the office of
county recorder, subject to the decision of
the county democratic convention.
coILEsTOE.
We are authorized TO announce the
name of Finis s. Arnald As a candidate for
the Office of collector of Pettis county.
subject to the decision of the county dem
ocratic convention.
We are authorized to announce the name
IF Claud Mitchum as a candidate for the
Office of collector of Pettis county, subject
10 the decision of the democratic county
convention. wtd
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Apolo1etic.

An apology is due Mr.. r. w. Gentry,
president of the State Wool Growers $3.50
citation, in that his admirable speech, de-
.liyered before that body, which met in this
city last week, and which was published
in the BAzoo, was credited to Major Gen.
try. The reporter who attended the meet
ing wrote it "Mr. r. w. Gentry" but the
gentleman who read the proof (which the
reporter did not see) changed the "Mr" TO
"Major."
To the aiabie and able president of the
association our cap is dotted, and our hum
blest apology hereby rendered. He is the
only man who could have made that
speech.
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Died.

Benton Greenway, an old resident of
Sedalia, died yesterday at noon at his resi-
dence, corner of Moniteau and Tenth streets,
aged about forty-fve years.
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A FEW OF THE MANY
FEATURES T. NOVELTIES :

900 drove of real. live GRAPES. only
drove ever on exhibition.
$4,000 Drove of White aud Black African
OSTkICHES.
slec0o invested ina school of SEA LIONS.
$4,000 drove vi Australian kANGAROOS.
$4,000 Two-horned RHINOC EROS. feet high ::
weighs 9,oc0 pounds.
$1,000 pair OF TAMINOCR>, from the River
Amazon
SOD COZ invested in Tablesu Car>. W 2rdrobe, and
Free STREET PARADE.
100 shetland PONIES. many no larger than
Newfou Midland dog.
A drove of ELEPHANTS, all ages sizes and
species male and female. among them the aged
sEMPRE>S" reputed tn b~ lbs wears old, certaisly
the OLDEST Elephant on record
THE GIANT OK. larger than an Elephant.
5000 flock of African Riood-sucking VAN
PIRES, that live ON nothing but human blood.
81 ZOO Mau-eaiing Equestrian GORILLA.
$4,000 w hite Nile HIPPOTAMCS.
g.. O00 Royal YAK, from Tsrtary.
81 W. sahara ELAND.
$1,000 African Hartbeest.
Egyptian vALRCS. part Horse and part Gov.
Its like has never been seen before.
African POTICHAIN, the only one N America
A pair Of Sacred WHITE PEAFOWIS, from
India.
SOe Yards oil African BOA CONSTRUCTORS.
MENAGERIE OF Fifty Deus of rare and costly
Animals.
A comprehensive College OF EDUCATED AMI
MAILS, embracing the most complete and ex haus-
.eaSieu,y of Brute Scholars estAhli0h00
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and few weeks afterwards | received a
letter from him telling me he was in per-
feet health and containing many graceful
expressions Of his afiectionate regards
Brooklyn Eagle.
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ARE YOU MADE miserable by indi-
sestion, Constipation, dizziness, Loss Of
Appetite, Yellow Skin? Shilohs Vitalizer
is a positive cure For sale by all druggists.
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Strengthen brain and muscle, culti-
waite nerves Of iron. make work easy and
labor pleasure, by using Browns Iron
Ritters
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Premit No Substitution.
Insist upon obtaining Floreston Cologne
1t is pre-eminently superior in permanence
and rich delicacy of
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1882-04-11
An Ex.Consul's Story.

To the Editor OF the Brooklyn Eagle.
A late United States consul at one of the
English inland ports, who is now private
resident of New York. relates the following
interesting story. He objects, for private
reasons, to having his name published, but
authorizes the writer to substantiste his
statement, and, ii necessary, to refer to him,
in his private capacity. any person seeking
such reference Deferring TO his wishes, ]
hereby present his statement in almost the
exact language in which he gave it to me :
, 1882-10-21
Tri

4 most diabolical attempt at setting
fire to a shop was discovered on Friday
night last, on premises at the corner OF
Barrack and Kent streets. The shop,
which belongs to a Portuguese, was well
insured, and as the attempt was made by
the Clerk of this shOpkeeper, it is presum-
ed that it was q conspiracy between
master and man to cheat the Insurance
Office of the amount for which the shop
was insured. What makes the attempt
more glaringly h%einous, is the fact, that
every |precautiOn appears to nave been
made to ensure the entire destruction OF
the premises, which, we may remark, were
not ensured, and were contiguous to
buildings very lightly constructed,
which were likely to aus the destruction
of the whole line of houses on that line.
The clerk, as we'll as his master, we are
informed, has been arrested, and we trust
they will meet their full deserts. This at
tempt is one of about some five or SIX which
have been discovered, and frustrated with
in late, and in all of which the perpetra-
tors are Portuguese shop-keepers. This
incident is suggestive of very serious re-
Elections as to the danger of proprietors
letting their houses to parties who so evil
IDENTIFY speculate in fire miShaps, and on
the loose system which apparently makes
it possible for Insurance Offices TO 90
business with them. We think, that IN
the interest of every one, and especially
in that of the Insurance Offices them
selves, some restrictions may be put on
the granting of INSURANCE Policies to other
than well-known and respectable Portu.
gueSe or other shop-keepers.-If9n1d0d
Ne1o Era, 8 October.
, 1882-10-21
Barbados.

The question of Harbour Improvements
which led to some discussion at an earlier
part of the year led to an arrangement
with Sir J. CoOde for a survey and report
on the Harbour, and the representative OF
that gentleman, a Mr.. Good, arrived on
Saturday last for the purpose of making
the preliminary surveys. The two practical
points are a coaling Pier and a Craving
Dock. We much regret to find that a Sec
ton Of the public inSeparably connect
these with q ~breakwater at the NeedhamS
Point, a question in the opinion OF expert
enced practical men, of not the slightest
practical utility in connection with these
two proposals, and one which there is much
cause to fear will divert attention from
them and lead to a failure to procure an
urgent public want. Experience has
taught us the futility of gigantic harbour
schemes which never go beyond paper,
and the time has now come when some
practical work is of the utmost Importance
to the trade. We must accommodate the
steam shipping which is so largely on the
increase or our interests will suffer
materially, while our neighbours are reap
ing the reward of their greater fore
sight.
On Monday last the second section Of
the Railway, as far as Three Houses, was
opened with considerable ecldt. The Ter
minus in Bridgetown as we'll as the coun-
try stations and their trains were gaily
decorated with flags, flowers, and ever
green's, and a number Of passengers were
carried over the line.
There has been a welcome change in the
weather. We have had some refreshing
showers within the past few days and, it is
to be hoped that their influence for good
will be felt in the Canefields. The ship
ments of produce to date amount to 3f,447
hhds. of sugar and 80, 79S puns. of molas-
SEES. We understand that all the sugar is
not yet disposed of. There are eight YES
sells in port, variously empIoyed-threo
of which are d~ischarging in the careenage.
One of these, the barque GaleOtG is dis
charging m achinery for a steam work at
Sandy Lane estate.
The island is he~althy.-GJobo October.
, 1882-10-21

nounced of Edgard Ney, Prince of Mos
kOwa.
English advices state that Sir Garnet
Wolseley has been ordered home.
A Paris despatch reports that the new
trial of the ALBERT murderers is ended,
and Marin Fenayron and his wife have
been sentenced to Imprisonment for life.
Lucien the brother was acquitted. The
despatch adds that NJ. LesSeps declares
that his understanding with the English
members of the Suez Board is of the best
d escription.
1t is reported that Egypt will not sum-
mon the French Comptroller to attend
future Cabinet Councils.
Mark Napier, it is believed, will defend
Arab Pasha in the forthcoming trial.
New York, 10th.
Flour % brl. st. Lawrence brand. $500
Meal, best Brandywine, ~ brl $43
New Seasons Pork per brl. S234 to ]
cp,n Crystals Y fb Z 8 16ths to 81.
""6"i' Fair to good refining P MA to J.
English Islands Molasses P gal 40 to 44c.
Exchange, New York s. London, Ash
London 10th,
Demerara Crystals 81. 6s. CT.
MuscOvado P cwt. go los. Sd.
""6"i Clayed Havana, No. II. 81 As OIL.
afoat.
Demerara Rum P gallon, Is 93d.
Trinidad Cocoa ~ cwt. "a. IS Oh.
Consols 1909 to 5
Bank of England Rate of Discount 5 pct.
Liverpool Cotton Middling Upland b IS
to (
3 per cent. Rentes in Paris, Fcs. $3.50.
, 1882-10-21

The lot fell to one of their number, a ma
tive of Trieste, named Agostino Rossi,
but called Overdank, from his mother,
who prepared two Orsini bombs, to throw
at the Imperial cavalcade as it traversed
Trieste. Overdank was arreSted onthefron-
tier, fired at the police, and, itis said avows
his intention to have thrown his bombs, as
" Italy's welcome to the H~apsburg." A
worse crime could hardly be conceived, as
the restoration of Trieste to Italy is prac-
tically impossible, while either Austria OF
Germany exists. Five hundred years OF
possession is surely a fair title, and there
is no proof whatever that a majority of the
people of Trieste are opposed to the exist
ing dynasty. On the contrary, the En-
peror'S welcome, especially after the news
had spread, was most enthusiastic.
, 1882-10-21
NR iscelIam cOu 8.
From Spectator Of the % Sept

The mania for assassination now threat
ems the Emperor of Austria. He has been
visiting Trieste, which has now belonged to
his House for exactly 500 years, to open
an Exhibition. A party among the c-
items, however, wish for annexation to
Italy, and a party, among Italians sym
pat6ise with their desire !; and the police
discovered that some twenty young men
in Udine, chiefly deserters from the Army,
had resolved to assassinate the Emperor.
, 1882-10-21
The Comet.


IN the EH9IlSh pdpCIS ny l"HI
mail we find only the following
,oforonno +o tho ornot comet TT il
49, ;. ~. 0T;-a CT. Oh
puoIISneu ~ INC AllIiOo ~ 49, -
Inc Astronomer i'oS4l lelcS'%pio" 80
US YESTERDAY oIoei"I 49,. I'm -
vienna Academy Si'teS IH"t lHo eIt"O
comet was ooSeiN tu 'hLS HIolHuG d ne
hours 10 mIh4lcS' itllil" .5!ae' ~ Lt5n0
ascension ~ hours 40 inIn"'o0' "00l'"''
Ilon. 3de6' oohlil' south,
we take the loIloWHhS from
GuR's NeWS Letter.
The Comet is seen here every morning
from ( o'clock until the SUMS rays make it
invisible. IT. is creating great excitement
I'm the Woodworking Colonies and at the
yarions obseryatories in America and
Furonr
The Comet i; seen at st. Thomas and
Havana. \ dpSnatch from the latter place
to thp New York Herald SAYS its tail is
hooked sbaned and is over twenty DEGREES
i'm LENGTH. 1t has been seen at Key West,
Fla. for the last three weeks at about four
o'clock in the morning. bearing east. The
following TELEGRAM has been received from
the Observatory at Paris. "Thollon's
Comet observed at Nice about noon Sept.
18th three degrees west OF the sun. The
nncIeus gives a continuous spectrum, very
brilliant and very much extended towards
tha violet Both tail and nucleus give the
Sodinm lines extremely brilliant. very
oborn1v divided and characteristic. They
Snom disnIacnd toward the redn
mo enoctrosconic observations report-
cd ~ tho above dpHsnatch are of extraordi-
ntoroSt Thor; Indicate that tbiz is
n"1J Ton,o+ +Eo+ hos obown . sodinn,
emo Thn frr+ was that discovered
sPeotlum u Walls Of tho Dndlev Obser.
tdS Se"l ~ ohSnrTod at that Institution
, 1882-10-21

says that :" the comet now seen by us is
the same comet recently discovered in
America, moving west. 1t is not the
comet of 1912 and is not identical with
any known comet"
, 1882-10-21

The liverpool Daily Post gives an
account of a new gas, patented by a
Mr.. j. Dixon, which will, it believes,
supersede coal gas. The gas, which
is called metallic gas" is produced
from metals or their constituents IN
der intense heat; burns with six times
the Illuminating power Of coal gas, as
used in Liverpool; and can be sold
through existing Companies at one
tenth' of the cost, or at all events,
far below the cheapest gas now used.
The light destroys nothing, has 10
smell, and is Of a clear, brilliant
white. IF this account is correct, the
news will be pleasant, both to the
Gas Companies, which are thus arm
ed with a new weapon against the
electric light, and to the public, which
wants for its streets a much cheaper
and much brighter light. A great
deal of mind is just now expended
on the Improvement of lighting, but
nobody gives us the thing most re-
quired,Ga bright, cheap light, which
a be carried about in the hand.
Candles give no light, and lamps are
troublesome and dirty, besides in
volvIng the danger of explosion.
What is wanted is a metal pencil,
which will burn twelve hours without
, 1882-10-21

1t is just possible-not probable,
but lust possible-that the Chinese
question which has so perplexed
America and Australia may be raised
in England also. 1t is said that a
number of merchants in the City
have resolved to commence the i'm,
portation Of Chinese labourers, and
representatives of the workmen are
condemning the project. The asso-
citation which calls itself the Demo-
cratic Federation, but which always
appears to act to Tory advantage, has
also held a meeting, and passed
strong resolutions as to the demora-
l~isation and misery which would fol-
low any large importation of Chinese.
We are by no means inclined to
under-rate the danger latent in Chi
ncse immigration, which involves the
Introduction into the community of
hosts Of pagans, whose best quality
is an industry, the result of three
thousand years of over-population,
such as is possessed by no European
whatever; but we doubt, as yet, its
reality. If England were attractive to
Cinnamon, why have they not come
before? The truth is, we believe,
that while they can undersell Ameri-
cans and Australians, they would
have great difficulty in underselling
En~glishmen and that the rate Of
wages would not be sufficient to.
induce them to bear the northern
climate, and the deadly hostility which.
their employment would provoke:
This is a very cIosoly-packed society
into which to import IA visible foreign
element. There may be an open
chink, but if SO, it will be found in
trades like baking, in which the first
qualifications are the capacity to do.
without sleep, air, or sufficient sun
light.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1882-11-11
THE CAPE ELIZABETH LIGHT.
Another Protest by the Portland Board
Of Trade.

PORTLAND, Nov 10.
Alta meeting of the Portland Board of
Trade, Friday, the committee on Admiral
Wyman's letter regarding the discontinuance
of one of the Cape Elizabeth lights. A report
was adopted reminding the lighthouse board
that they should not presume upon the &C.
quirements of masters of vessels, since no
proficiency is required of them by the gov
eminent. 1t contends that many of the
characteristic distinctions specified are not
distinguishabe in foul weather. 1t says the
board ignores the fact that soundings on the
coast of Maine are not characteristic and dis
tinguishable. 1t AYERS there are several
lights between Portland and the Penobscot
which might be discontinued with less objec.
ton from seamen, and contends that the
whole maritime community of Maine and
New Hampshire differ from the board in the
matter. 1t claims that on years notice the
papers of the Custom House will not reach
all coasts. The protest thinks it would be
more humane to try the experiment on some
part Of the coast where soundings will indi-
cate the approach. 1t closes BY calling on
the board to aid committee of practical
men to investigate and report. Hon. T. b.
Reed said he had been informed by the light
house board that the proposed change was
one of judgment not economy.