Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-11-17

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New Mexico returns Tranmillino Luna 10
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he doesn't get full
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horhor,s fSo;. '''an .'1N ms orn, ;s 'i H.,
bad thn snm,n nu u,H Sai ,"o , dars ~,
fore. Being answered n,lirma,ivelv, Tie M.
| tient man said. Then give me chlorof1rm.
-Philadelphit Oui,,
Ipmisiivc hov-usav M vho, obo,L
rupt sale ~ Sire-"Why' nv son. il is inst
like any other sale of goods, only the thing,
sell for n higher price aud the owner pener-
ally gets rid Of paying for them as he agreed
to. - 7oiedo AMERICAN.
The reason why some OF the street lamp;
burn all night is because the light is so snail
it is afraid 10 90 out alone in the dark.
Nep orleans Pjcdy"nc
A negro was observed, the othcrday, mail
ng AN unstamrcd letter at the postoiiCc in d
country town in Georgia. lie was asked
what hc meant by mailing unpaid letters
CON- replied the negro, 81 docs that reg
lar You dor "1esscr; wen de post
master ANT lookin' draps my letter I'M IT.
dat often. | saves the postage, yer see.
jos write letter, don't put no STAMP on L
1t, aud slips here and lets her drap. OATS d
way sehd my Ictcrs ana glts nc Dc'l OIL lll'
pustpIiIce., M ma taxes us Niger l.
uc suarP' u'cs'
Mincc-lie season is here and those who
can afford II will now dream of elephants
with four trunks AID mules with illumn
atcd heads. -Lacrence American.
A boy. describing how he hal tool
drawn, aid. "Iha doctor cnllared me. pullc.
like wild horses. and lust before nv hca,
came off the tooth dropped out"
Similarity !, s,u,d Professor IN rnys;c,
WHATS Buylcs Laws?n Dnirent innio
Never trump your partners ace. y ar
card Ldmpoon.
II :, o;,n int.oo,;,,,., Ct;,,
mention The weather, unless as matter c.
busintss. Formal calls in China must be
horrible mental strain Boston Post.
Accuracy Of EXPRESSION. A family VIII,
have recently moved into a suit of rooms re-
ccivcd an elegantly worked motto last week
which read as follows: Heaven bless ou
fiat. "-Boston Couli,r.
Mistaken ne to fine animal. womo,
lately looked at a printing press at work,
turned to her comp ,non and in Il most earn.
est manner iuqu red "Wcl Charley, ain
them the things as writes the papers. Be-
them What III y call editors :"-.lnon.
y, has i,ia. ilnislpda volume of musica
criticism, in The cour.c Of which he has lat
occasion 10 Geu with the works ana talent:
Of his fiieud \. .Unhappiy, just as tn
book is gang through the press the two
friends havea falling out. With great pres
ence OF mind \ inserts a slip OF paper il
ehch volume mus Inscribed: NErratum.
~ "a, l. 2l-For y, the eminent compose
anu uisuhsulsneu musiclan' read =, IN
ia'olic organ grinder ana clumsy anu lmpu
uehl pl"gha'ist'
There is big difference between hull il
n china shop and IL new girl in the kitchen
The difference is one OF sex, Pb!adeIphi,
Ne'os.
You dog of Il printer" cried the enragot
poet "you have not punctua,cd nv poem at
all, AYES, bat you see, sir, I'm not a p1int
erin Il setter" replied the printer
If ia assorted ,ho, ,,,o o,r,,or of p,,,,.o,,
.upilrrin,'s prorrnss'' nnynr ,o,o in c 1n
vrynncr' THAI il "a il shon,d I've w
never saw uunion anywhere elsewhere bu
on foot Yohktis Statesman.
Niolinis, Rcmcnli defines renius os s.tb
mower n man has TO kinaIc lis own fra ~ I
Is an n cold Winter mormi,~ tSo, n Marie,
man "a NOS, wilIinr tn acknowjcGgc his ,acI
of genius LoiceN citizen.
A Chico,omop has ;,vcr,od \ c,st -iro
t,bIcworr that loIks inet Ike norc,loin an
is in ccs'osies whn, he COOS n serv'rt ' 1I
dron half n dolen cun, and shr;nl, with h.,
ror nj ohserving thoir foiiura ~ hro.I, :" 10,
Ian past
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when Jonah was syni'owrd ,.nI,,
cigars" they call the Kind that do not dr1j
-. Rnof,rs are moi in,emnero,c reonI'
althou ,h thev are ofIrn seen IN he ruttc
The "wnliinr pen,,emnnr of n ,hcatri
cal oomnnnv is sometimes walking stick :
} Boston T.nu,r,j,j I,IHs,;,
h,oi. o.a,, -, ,.. D..
musnun, ,ha n,Lcr dav and LIED - ra
figure If General Jnc; son thrce hours irwin
6in'Iuc. him In sIhscriIc for =, ,vnrl; in on
hundr,d ouI for,v,wo ,,o,ts n,ic, 40, oor,
eoch-n, .,, scrin,ion ll,s, frr las ,E,n III
entire work. We'll" he said, as he turne
to 90, IF yon didn't want il, why didn't yoI
say so two hours ago !'-7he Judye.
| Is 49,. ,. :; -,
IL YOU nave III your htuu al aTllC!e WHO
any OF the magazines would gladly pa
$40 for keen II thrre A reccnt s,ntono,
I.l. Al. II.