The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-06-27
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The Washington chiropolist will
take or the big stslwad on the 30th
Greensboro Post.
Oscar Wilde set all the ellie os
Memphis aspg. Oscar came in the
place Of yellow lever this yeat.-I
lOSsnsboro Post.
There arc two kinls II calves in the
urld. Oae is vealed in the spring
.xaslheo tlS,r is revealed id the spriuS |
brauvh.-fGlasspw Times. |
Oc.an wlnd AMI some folks in some
games are something alike. One rais-
Is tue sea and the other sees the raise |
-so they say. -[Glasgnw Tim 5.
A LAWYER in Ohio has been disbsr-
red ior stealing sheep. The line must
lie drawn somewhere. AMI in Ohio #
10 liked at sheep Louisville Post.
In congressional spat the other
day between Sunset Cox aud an ILL
rpis representative. the former male
t.ie Sparks ay.-[ Breckenridge News.
what shall we do to entertain our
girIs?" asks = religious PAPER. That
depends. Just about this time of the
year take them To al ice cream saloon.
4 Sunday Argus.
Cunsol tion for tine compositions on
.te Louisvill" morning paper: You
experienced World of trouble, bnt
what you lose J''hu D. Gaines.-
breckenridge News
Every young man shoi'd learn the
tailor trade. 1t Comes mighty handy
il ailerlife, when hiss only got one
vile, an ha, to sew a buttoE ON his
plnts.-f State Journal.
Cincinnati is mourning the death
Of jackass that once saved u mans
lille. NJ turne rules on the editoria
paye.of tile Enquirer have been MOTTO
ei.--[ Louisville Post.
This thing Of poisoning dogs La
gone To lar. 1t is likely To work seri
GUS harm To the sausage rrsie. 4
whole family was poisoned at trays
vile. Ga .last Thursday night by eat
iia. sausage.--[Ciarksville Chrcnicle
A medical journal devotes a who'll
column to explaining what cansr
cold PRESENTATION. Ally one who ha
gone up dark alley and stcppe'l on
dog would be wasting valuable tim
in reading it. -THot Springs Horse
shoe.
When Won come 10 see the e.litn
and 6nl him busy, state your bust
ness promptly anil don't take up an
more time than necessary. Ii he ism
busy he will be glad to chat with 80
and have you prolong your stay
jacksonville Times.
A marriage is 70 take place in Bo'
ton shortly, in which the bride. Ii
bridegroom and the officiating clegy
man. though not related, bear the san
name. There is chance that the il
tended groom may become mixed !
the shuill, and get away! Mayfiel
Manitor.
II the honeymoon Of matrimon
would last forever, matrimony woul
he the boss.investment. But when
gives way 70, "See here, john; you''
gotto get up,and carry this baby ii
balance Of the right" we doubt Il
wisdom Ct making the venture
State journal.
When yoalsee boy bareheaded, !
socks on. wrestling with a bat in
game OF baseball, and using abol
five inches Of the lower end Of a spo
ted shirt for a rudder as he runs fro
base to base. bet all you've gotth
:he cup Of his ambition aud earth
happiness is running over. 4 H
Springs Horseshoe.
When you 60 into the inky precinc
terri. and see hanging mon the ",
rho Le,ut;lnl mote 1ort.d Lv I,,,,
hands IN Tho sweet .br;ro;no d,ys
summer aThere's NO ulaes l;se home
van shoull Love no lime II ge,,;ny ~
I,lace wb;ci, M otLor l. l;te Tf;ja
Vow Times
a young lady wss recently MOTTO
ny her motneri " be iondling ana ks
ing apet kitten. why, Mary." sa
the mother. lyon have kissed tn
Kitten more III I'VE minutes than y,
have Inc IN flve years Don't "
Know why Ia rather kiss the kilt
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