The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-05-14
SUNDAY, MAY IA, 1882.


Kalakaua has a new 5000, 900 palace.
The Greek Slays-Mr. Sara Bern
hardt.
Last words of Webster: Zytheysary,
zythum.
The nihilist's motto: a new boom
sweeps clean.
There is no torture that a woman
wouldn't suffer 10 enhance her beauty.
Montague.
At least once a week there's ''the
devil to payn in the printing Office
Yonkers Gazette.
1.-TWO trains with but a single track,
boilers burst as one," shouts an ex-
change over a railroad collision,
Canada intend4 to allow a man to
marry his wife's sister, in case his wife
is dead and n sister lives willing to
marry him.
'In the bright lexicon of youth there's
no such word as fail, says Bulwer, but
Bulwer never tried to crawl under a
circus tent.
Asked of n widow: "What has
struck you most in the course Of your
e~vistence?n "My husband" she re-
piled simply.
A piece of genre painting, remarked
Brown, pointing to a drinking seem
~ should rather call it a demijohnre
scene,n said Fogg.
A new method of illumination, adopt
ed in a lighthouse of New South Wales,
consists Of an arrangement for the use
of gas in clear weather and the electric
light when cloudy.
y woman dentist has established her
self in Chicago. If she eve gets the
jaw of an enemy in her hands she will
pull without pay.-N. Y. Picayune.
Mr.. Hishclif has been fined for put
ting his arm around two young women.
He probably won't waist another 80
this year.-Louisville Courier-Journal
There is a girl in Plymouth county
who has had eighteen different lovers,
and not one of them ever got his arm
around her. She weighs 3S4 pounds
Boston Post.
DR.. Bliss is entitled to $4,000, if
hat is the first prize offered by con-
gress for the finest specimen of pure
unadulterated American check. -
Buffalo Courier.
A shoemaker advertises a foot pad
that will relieve pains in the foot. The
old style footpad used to relieve you Of
everything you you had about you.-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Samuel Colau is the name of one of
the members of a western athlete club.
1t is a wonder tina some base ball club
doesn't get hold of him; they ought to
make a good short stop out oi Sammy
Colon.-Rome Sentinel.
lid you read how Josiah Pitkin, of
Chelsea, Vt, was cured of a sore leg
by Ho DIS sarsaplrilla, the blood puri.
fer?-Newtown Bee. Not a blessed
word. For heavens sake give us the
Notwithstanding News.
A Bo ton paper declares that college
rowdies are no worse tlan they were
twenty-five years ago. No worse, per
haps, but there are n great many more
of them-and that's the pity Of it.
Norristown Herald.
Said his prudent friend: "Why, s.
for a carriage is extravaganza. Go IN
n horse car or take n hcrdic." And
the ~extravagant man replied: ~ cant.
You see the lady I'm going to take isn't
my wife. - Boston Post.
"Has it stopped raining as yet?'
asked George Of Henry, who sat 10y the
window. well, | guess it has" said
Henry, there is Il woman going
about with an umbrella up, but that
don't meal anything. "- Lowell Citi-
zen.
Are we descended from the mon
keyYn queries Prof. %shippard. As WE
glance down the long list of Monday
morning crimes, wife beating, drunken
brawls, murder, etc, we hesitate, out
OF respect for honest monkeys, TO ms
wer in the Affirmative.
1t has been affirmed that it is posi-.
BILE to transmit electric energy 70,
working motors to a short distapc,
only. L. Deprez now shows, however
that a considerable percentage of tn,
original power may be made available
at a distance as great as fifty miles.
An italian in New York who begar
business a few years ago with a sack II
which he collected old bottles to sell tC
the junk dealers, recently bought a
house, paying $4,000 in cash. From
the bag lie advanced to "A hand cart.
from pushing the handcaTt himself tC
hiring a man, and finally large numbers
of men. TO push handcarts and pick NJ
old bottles for him. People who be,
lleve that devotion to the bottle always
tends to poverty will have to revise
their opinions.-Detroi Free Press.