Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-08-21
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1t is beautiful thought to keep ones grave strewn
with flowers, and it is much more convenient to do
this than it is to make the world pleasant for him
while IN lfe.-Detroit Free Press.
Constipation, liver and kidney diseases are cured by
Browns Iron Bitters. which enriches the blood and
strengthens the whole system.
Girls often kiss each other not because they like to
do it, but to tantilize the boys
Wheat Bitters will strengthen you assist nature
in removing every symptom of disease. Try them at
Sold by all druggists.
A horrible rumor is aioat that the Gainsborough
hats now being sold to the heather for washtubs.
Intelligent mothers give their weak, growing girls
Heays Tonic Pills and spare them weeks of sickness
See advertisement on this page.
Severe periodical congestive headaches of twenty
years standing have been cured by Cephalne.
The Quaker city has IS. 600 more females than males,
and yet people wonder why girls marry bow-leg-
ged men.
HAY FRvER.-For hay fever I recommend Ely's
Cream Balm. 1t entirely relieved me from the first
application; have been sufferer for ten years. Going
from home and neglectng to take the remedy, 1 had
an attack; after returning Immediately resorted to
it. and found instant relief believe had begun its
earlier, should not have been troubled. ]. Col
lyer. clerk, 1ls Broad ST., Elizabeth NJ.
Messrs. White & Burdck, druggists, Ithaca, N. Y
l recommend to those suffering (as have been) with
hay fever. Ely's Cream Balm have tried nearly all
the remedies and give this decided preference
them all. 1t has given me immediate relief c. T.
Stephens, hardware merchant. Ithaca, New York.
Price so cents Apply into nostrs with little finger
Employment SO certainly produces cheerfulness."
old Bishop Hall used TO say, ''that have known
man to come home in high spirits from funeral be-
cause he had had the management of it.''
AN IMPossIBIITY.-Deserving articles always
appreciated. The exceptional cleanliness of Parkers
Hair Balsam makes it popular Gray hairs. are i'm
possible with It's occasional use.
man compelled to wear wig is an object of aver
sion, while woman with bangs, Saratoga waves,
switches and-but dgress.
How IT WAS DoNE.-"How do you manage" said a
lady to her friend. "to appear happy and good
tured all the time? ?" al always have Parkers Ginger
Tonic handy" was the reply. 'and thus easily keep
myself and family in good health. When am well
| always feel good natured."
| Detroit has a cash balance in the bank of over
$100OO00. At least that is the superstition She has
hardly mustered up COURAGE enough to look and see
Coon WORDS FROM DRUGaIsTs.-"Malt Bitters are
| the best 'bitters'"
"They promote sleep and allay nervousness"
| "Best liver and kidney medicine We SELL"
| "They knock the 'Chls' every time"
| "Consumptive people gain flesh on them"
malt Bitters have no rivals IN this town."
"Best thing for nursing mothers we have"
ave like to recommend Malt Bitters."
Wisconsin has charming writer of graceful, flowing
English named Laura 1t would be real fun to
go mp there some time and sec the Poet Laura eat
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cures coughs colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con
sumption, and all diseases of the throat, lungs ant
chest. so cents and ST. bottle.
The salary of an ancient Greek cook was $4,000
year. They used to call him "archimagirus." how
ever and it's worth all that and more too to be called
names.
PERSONAL To MEN ONLYl-The Voltaic Belt Co.
Marshall. Mich. will send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Elec
troVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances trial fo
thirty days to men young od) who are afflicted
with nervous debility lost vitality and manhood.
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complet
restoration of health and manly vigor Address a
above. N. B.-No risk is incurred. thirty days tra
is allowed.
When the skipper halloes through his trumpet h
becomes hoarse marine.
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia. general debilt
liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic darrhea
nervous affections, female complaints and all disease
originating in a bad state of the blood.
A mule kicked spring chicken last week. and
there isn't soft spot him now there will BIZ
Crouch ON RATs."-The thing desired found a
last Ask druggists for Trough on Rats" 1t clear
out rats mice. reaches, files, bed-bugs. 15c boxes
SKINNY MEN.-Wells' Health Remover. Absolut
for nervous debility and weakness of the geners
tive functions. 81 at druggists Prepaid by express
$l.25. 6 for S.. E. S. Wells. Jersey City. N. ].
"BUoHUPAIBA."-New,q quick. complete cure day
urinary affections, smarting frequent difficult ur
nation. kidney diseases. 81 at druggists Prepaid b
express. S125 for S. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N
If anybody has anything they don't know what to d
with, send it TO General Grant. He never refuses
gift
HENRY's CARBoLIc SALvE.-Henry's Carboc Salv
is the best save for CUTS bruises Sores ulcers.
rheum. letter. chapped hands, chilblains corns an
all kinds of skin eruptons, freekes and pimples. CT
Henry's Carbolic Salve all others are counterfeit
| Price IS cents.
DIR. Green's Oxygenated Bitters is the best remed
for dyspepsia. biliousness, malaria. indigestion an
diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver, skin. etc.
Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections of IL
mucous membrane of the head and throat
DIR. Motifs Liver Pills are the best cathart
regulators. Sold by E. T. Dutton, Barton Vt.