The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1882-06-14
FROM WoLF CREEK.

A WARRIOR DRUMMER For HkLL-HOw
1 HR DTscoNfFrTs BLACK AND WORRIES
TAL1fAGE-TEcRBAsE OF IsMs AND AN
APPEAL. FOR UNITY OF ACTION.
WoLF CREEK, June 9Th, 1892
To khs Editor Of Ina Morriafoun Gszrtts:
You are supposed TO be the sentinel
on The watch tower, TO warn US of ap-
proat hing danger. Den't you see that
that Drummer for He'll" Bob Inger-
soil, ir nightly filing the largest houses
in New York, with people at dellar
head. TO hear him abuse Christians
preachers and the Christian Bible. And
and what are the Christians doing TO |
repel this attack They employed free
lance, one Jere. Black, who has great |
reputation as q warrior. He went for
Bob. and was fiattened out and walked
over, and is now thoroughly demoraliz-
ed. Talmage is fighting, single handed,
as man never fought before. Bob
knocks him to his all-fours, but he is
instantly on his hind heels again, shout
ing defiance. know the Christians re-
ly upon the old walls of Zion, that have
withstoOd the attacks of the devil and
his angels for eighteen centuries, but
the Infidels claim that they have spiked
the old ''hell-fire" battery and that no
walls can stand before the improved
war engi7es. And they have a corps
of engineers, called Scientists, who are
irving a tunnel right under the foun-
iations of Christianity, threatening to
blow up the whole concern.
The Lieut.. General Of the Christian
lost, Beecher, has deserted to the enc
ny. He introduced Ingersoll to New
York audience, speaking OF him in the =
Iighest terms. And now Beecher says
here is no hell S
knsw there is q hell. / have heard
nore than n hundred preachers describe
be place, and the mode OF torturing
inners there. 1t may be closed for re-
airs, and this is probably the case, as
he preachers are sending all the muir
erers to heaven. II it is closed when
ienry arrives there, there will be
owing ghost left on the Stygian shore,
or they issue no return tickets.
Jews, by the hundred thousand, are
eng landed on our shores; Mormon
I'm is spreading; the Mahomedans
threatening to unfurl the sacred BAN
er Of HahOmet. Obi for another Pc
sr, the Hermit, to preach a crusade
gainsI the Infdels If I had a horse /
'ould undertake it myself. Edison, :
eeing the danger, is inventing a new ]
sligion. forget who discovered the
uman soul, but Des Cartes located it
! the Pineal gland. Darwin discover.
meE were monkeys who had shed
leir tails, and some of these Infidels
elIeve the world was created for a
for the amusement of the
reator. Man is SO MISUNDERSTANDING
the other animals, cutting down the
ees and otherwise defacins the earth
at he would have been exrerminated
ng ago IL he was not the most anus 10
q cuss that ever was invented.
We must fight these devils with their
vn weapons. / hope you will give
EN- broadside every week. They n
row mp 10 us Jonah and the whale; "
lniel in the lions den, and the mir
les. All Of which is easily explained
an intelligent man. What would -
e people in those days have thought
the telegraph, the telephone, and the
onographf and the miraculous cures -
discounted by what we read every
J Of cures made by patent medicine,
til preachers certificates.
SAwRoNEa