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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
General News.

Stanley |. Pullen has been nOminat-
ed collector of customs at Portland,
Me.
DakOta's vote at the recent election
indicates a present population of about
250,0OO.
Mr.. EdisOn's patents now number
1896 more than ever before granted to
one man.
The president appointed d. F. Davis
collector of customs at Bangor, Maine,
Saturday.
Now it is estimated that the cotton
crop is more than 100000 bales less
than last year.
The Roman Catholic population of
New York is said to he 100000. They
have - churches.
The property loss by the burning of
the Royal Alhambra theatre, London,
will reach S750,OOO.
1t is estimated that there are 20O, 900
tons of ice housed on the Hudson river
from last years crop.
1t will require about three years to
figure out the results of observations of
the transit of Venus.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
Death of Hugh Allan.

A telegram received Saturday an
nounced the death of Sir Hugh Allan
at Edinburgh. He was - years old
and had been i'll but "A short time. He
was born ut Saltcoats, Scotland, and in
ls;}2 he began active business life us a
clerk for shipping firm at GreenOck.
Within "A years time he had been sent
to Montreal on business for the firm,
and remained there for four years.
After travelling in the states, he re
turned to Scotland and made Il careful
study of mercantile shipping, and,
coming back to Montreal ii year later,
found employment in a shipping and
ship building firm. His knowledge of
business gave him a responsible place,
and he soon rose to a partnership in
the concern, which, after many changes,
is now the firm of Hugh 4 Andrew AL
Ian, owners of the Allan steamship
line.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

A sad affair was the shooting of An
ma Won Bchren by Frank Frayne at Il
performance ut Cincinnati on Thanks
giving evening. Frayne was playing
Isl Slocumn at the Coliseum theatre,
and was to shoot an apple from her
head. with his back towards her, get
ting his aim by the aid of Il mirror.
The bullet struck the woman in the
head. The miS-shOt is explained by
the statement that the thread of the
screw that holds the spring catch was
worn or torn off and the screw was
blown ont of the gun. The catch los
ing its hold permitted the gun barrel to
drop and that sent the bullet below its
aim. Mr.. Frayne's breast and neck
were burned and blackened by the
powder escaping at the breach of the
gun. He had performed this feat many
times. his wife while she was living
poSturing for him. When the curtain
went down the excitement behind the
scenes was so great that Il panic among
the audience of 2,30O was feared.
FIayne's cries and lamentations were
so violent that he was heard i'll the pit.
The audience then retired in order, al
though one woman tainted. Frayne's
mental condition was such that one OF
two of his friends kept close watch
over him at his hotel. 1t is said that
she was to have been married soon to
Frayne. Frayne was arraigned in po-
lice court on the charge of manslaugh-
ter. The prisoner was discharged on
| the ground that the evidence adduced
showed no criminal intent. Miss Won
Behren's funeral took place in Brook
| lyn, n. Y, where she had friends, and
the services were largely attended.
Numerous floral tributes, which had
been sent by theatrical people, rested
on and around the casket. The princi-
pal mOurners were the girls family,
Frank Frayne and the members of the
company in which she performed.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
Public Opinion.
A GOOD PLATFORM.

The Tribune gives the following
recipe for success in 1854 l. reform
the tariff by adopting the scheme of
the tariff commission as "A whole. .
Abolish all internal revenue taxes, ex-
cepting on liquors and tobacco. 3.
Pass the best measure of civil service
reform attainable.
A GROWTH IN PUBLIC OPINION.
There has been growth in public
opinion. 1t recognizes evils in the
spoils system it sees that reform is
necessary it especially revOlts at
every feature which indicates that the
public places are not trusts for the
public, but private or party plumber,
10 be dealt out as personal or partisan
Dictatorship may see fit, and to be
assessed for the formation of great
corruption funds in politics. - Phlla-
delphia American.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

CTATE OF VERMONT CALEDONIA DISTRICT. -.
- In Probate Court held at the Probate Office in
St Johnsbury on the 18th day of Dec, A. ID. 1ss2.
George Giffin executor of the last Will and
Testament of Daniel p. Lowe late of Hard
wick, in said district, deceased, makes appli-
cation said Court for license to sell that portion of
the real estate of said deceased in Hardwiek afOre
said, described as follows. Being IL acres of land.
with the appurtenances thereof which is a portion
OF the Ora Crosby farm decided TO said deceased
in his lifetime by William b. Bronson of said Hard
wick. and representing To said Court that said
sale is necessary for the payment Of the debts Of
said deceased, and the charges Of administration
upon said estate.
whereupOn it is ordered by said Court that said
application come under consideration and be heard
on the 3Oth day of December. A ID. lSe2, at the
Probate Office in St JOhnsbury and IL is further
ordered that all persons interested be notified here
of by publication of notice of this application and
order thereon, three weeks successfully in the Cal
edOnian printed at St JOhnsbury, before said time
appointed for hearing, that they may appear at
said time and place and If they see cause object
thereto.
Bv the Court, Attest.
6e-7O j. q. CUSHMAN, Register.
A true copy of Record, Attest
J. G. CUSHMAS, Register.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

A plainly dressed, unpretentious young
man with very poorly fitting clothes
registered as Newcastle, London at
a Washington hotel the other day, and
was promptly given top-story room
10y the usual clerk. Sunday he went
to st. Johns church. but was told to
wait outside until the pew-holders
were seated, and finally refused adj
mission; and he went away indignant,
to ask if such was the custom of the
country. The young man was the duke
of Newcastle, and by this time he must
think it necessary to travel in the state
which Americans so loudly profess to
despise in order to get common civility
here
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

Much excitement was caused in Dex-
ter, Me, on Sunday morning, by the
disappearance of Miss Lucy Keene, an
estimable, middle-aged lady, who lived
alone with her mother. She arose ear
ly 10 build fire, which was the last
known of her whereabouts. Bells were
rung and an exciting search was kept
up through the day. Her body was
found on Sunday evening in pond
above white mill.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

The New York Observer, the pros
pectus of which appears in another
column, is a religious journal of much
merit 1t is undenominational and I'M
scctarian. and is one of the oldest of
religions weeklies. 1t is edited with Il
view of making it welcome visitor in
every family.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
FANCY ARTICLES

are Toilet Cases, JeweIry,
Collar and Glove Boxes, jew
ell Cases, Wall Pockets, Desks,
an Immense Line of Books,
Elegant Japanese and Majoli-
ca Ware, Mirrors, an Infinite
Variety of Toys, Card Re
ceivers, Vases, Decorated Chi
ma Ware, &c.
These are only a small part
of our immense line of Fancy
Goods.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
PURE PURE TEAS

From the Districts of A ssam, Chittagong, Cachar,
Kangra Valley. Darieeling, Dehra Doom and 9th
ers- Absolutely Pure. Superior in Flavor. The
most economical Requires only half the usual
quantity. Sold by all grOeers. JOHN c. PHIL
LIPS & CO. Agents Of the Calcutta Tea Syndicate,
I3O Wzter St Y. 6e-n
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
Day GooDs DEPARIMENI,

Great reduction in prices.
Dress Goods of every style,
variety and price, Handker-
chiefs, Kid Gloves, Hosiery
and Underwear, Worsted
Goods, Shawls and Skirts.
Ribbons and Laces, Corsots,
Lamps, Window Shades, Wall
Paper, Rugs, Yarns of all
kinds, full stock of House
keeping Goods in our line,
Carpets, Mattresses Of every
description.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
e. G. Fletcher Zoos
FOURTH GRAND ANNUAL
HOLIDAY
SALE
WILL OPEN
S:aTURRaY'. DEC. 81.
Fancy Articles Express
Iy for the Holidays.

Never before have we made
such extensive preparations to
meet the wants of our patrons
at this season of the year, but
if our efforts are appreciated
this year as they have been in
the past, we shall be more than
satisfied.
Without going into details
we will simply say that we
now present to the people of
Caledonia county the largest
and most comprehensive as
sortment OF Staple and Fancy
Articles of every description
ever shown in this vicinity.
This is a fact, we have special
bargains in every department,
making it for the interest of
everyone to visit us. Among
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

Ia this issue appear the prospectuses
of several of the publications of Harper
y Brothers. The Weekly is IA standard
illustrated periodical, embellished by
the cartoons of Mast and othe.s on the
leading topics of the day, with illus
tratlons of important men and events.
The Bazaar possesses equal claims as il
visitor To the household, and is il de
served fnVorite among the ladies. The
Young People is ii clean, high toned
journal for the little folks, and has won
its way to the hearts and homes of
thousands of young people all over this
land. The Magazine, the prospectus
of which appeared last week, is a pop
ular monthly periodical, the merits OF
which are too well known to require
eulngy. Whatever the Harpers pub
lish is of high order of merit.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

The accidental shooting Of Miss Won
Behren in a Cincinnati theatre is caus-
ing considerable comment in the pa
pcrs about such exhibitions being per
mitted by law. A degree of reckless
ness is exhibited in providing these
startling and dangerous attractions
that should be forbidden by legal en-
actment. I'm New York the laws are
severe against such exhibitions, and
the time is not far distant when they
will be a penal offence in other states.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
DA UCHY'S ADVERTISEMENTS.

NAIANTED AGENTS at once for our elegant
Wv new book, Daughters of America" 1t
takes wonderfully b. B. RUSSELL. Publisher,
6o-1l Boston, Mas.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
MOLLER'S
NORWEGIAN C0D.LIVER OIL.
CheaDest and Best.

Superior to any. Highest medical authorities
testify To its deicacy of taste and smell. For
sale by druggists. w II. SCHIEFFELIN 81 co,
Wholesale agents q. s. & Canada n. Y. 65-u
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
Weather Record.

At Bingham's drug store, for the
week ending December l3, 1882.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

Postage Free to all subscribers in the United
States or Canada.
The Volumes of the Bazaar begin with the
time is mentioned, il win be understood that the
subscriber wishes to commence with the Number
next after the receipt of order.
The last Four Annual Volumes of HARPER's
Bazaar, in neat cloth binding. will be sent by
mail postage paid, or by express free of expense
provided the freight does not exceed dollar per
vOlumeJ, for 81 90 per volume.
Cloth Cases for each volume, suitable for bind
ing, will be sent by mail, postpaid, receipt of
81 90 each.
Remittances should be made by Post Office Mon
eY Order OF Draft, to avoid chance of loss.
Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15

This popular journal is a combination of lit
erature art and fashion. Its stories poems and
essays are by the best writers of Europe and
America its engravings possess the highest artist
lc excellence and i'll II matters pertaining to fash
ion it is universally acknowledged to be the lead
ing authority in the land. The new volume will
contain many brilliant novelties.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1882-12-15
FRENCH CLOCKS,
HOWARD & RoWELL,

st. JOhnsbury, Dec. IA, 1ss2.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
Notice..

WHEREAS my wife. Alice flanagan.
w has left my bed and board. without
lust cause or provocation, | warn all per
sons not TO trust her on nv account
WILLIAM HANNEGAN.
Nov, II, 1882.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22

Ny Prescription Department is com.
plete, and stock the best and purest money
will buy.
c. b. MANN,
Proprietor of Puget Sound Drug Store.
Olympia, June 2, 1882.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
LAST BUT NOT LEAST.
Finest and largest stock of
Fishing Tackle.
Ever brought 10 Puget Sound.

See some OF my prices:
Flies so cents to 50 per doz.
Rods, rs cents to So.
Elegant Split Bamboo Rods, $40.
Reels, IS cents To SIS.
Lines, cents To 81 80.
A very fine Tapered Braided Silk, 81 30.
Silk Worm Gut, rs cents per 100.
have bought very low and am giving
my customers the benefit.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22

..e Ric hau's Golden BaIsa m
Cures Chancres, first an d stcon d -
sores on the Legs and Body; Syphilitic
Catarrh, diseased Scalp, and ali prin.
airy forms OF the disease. Price, So 10
per bottle.
g Richau's Golden BaIsam No. q CUres
Tertiary, MercuriaI and SyphilitIc Rheu-
mat.sm, Pains in the Bones, Ulcer ated
Throat, Syphiiitic Rash, humps, etc.,
ana eradIcateS all diseases from the sys-
tenn, whether caus d 10y bad treatment
or abuse of mercury. leaving the blood
pure and healthy. Price, s. % per Bot
tie.
LIE Richau's Golden Spanish Antfttote
tor the cure of GonorrhOea, elect, ETC.
Price 50 30 per Bottle.
lie Richau's Golden Spa nish Injection, a
wash for the cure of Gieet, Structures
Disease of the Uretha and BIa der, etc.
Price, 81 30 per Bottle.
Lee Richau's Golden Ointment for the
effective healing of Syphilitic Sores and
Eruptions. Price, 81 10 per Bottle.
Also Agents for Lee RIchau's Golden Pills
for Weakness, loss of physical powers,
and all diseases arising from abuse and
excess or overwOrk. Price, So w per
Box.
Sent everywhere C. O. D. securely packed
per Express.
c. F. RICHARDS u CO., Agents,
AZ and 429 Sansome Street,
Corner Clay, San Francisco, Cal.
February "A, 1882. vi
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
No. So.

/ y the District Court OF the Second Judi
| L clal District of the Territory of Wash
lnSton, holding terms at Chehalis, for the
county OF Lewis.
Action brought in the District Court of
the Second judicial District of the Terri,
( tony OF Washington, holding terms at
ChehallS, Tor the county of Lewis and
complaint filed III the county of Lewis in
the office OF the clerk of the said District
Count.
John Miles, Plaintiff,
T.. P Meeker
and
Eric Peterson, Defends.
To f. p. Meeher and Erie Peterson,
Defendants:
IN the name OF the United States of
America, you and each of You are hereby
required To appear in an action brought
against Won by the above named Plaintiff
IA Tie District Court ofthc Second judicial
District OF the Territory of Washington
holding terms at Chehalis, i'm Lewis cuun-
~, Tor the county o: Lewis and to answer
the complaint filed therein IA COPY of which
accompanies tins SUInmonS) within twenty
days exclusive of the day of service,
after the service on You OF this summons
II served within this county; or, il served
out OF this county, but within the Sec
ond Judicial District, within thirty DAYS
or II served ont of said District, then with
III iCTty Gays, or ii served by publication.
then within sixty days from date hereof,
or judgment by default will be taken
against you according to the prayer of
said complaint
The said action is brought to foreclose
mortgage given by Defendants to Plain
I'LL on the donation land claim of A. j.
Roundtree, containing one hundred and
sixty Q6U) acres, recorded in Book T."
page 3OS, records of Lewis county, Wash
ington Territory, to secure the payment of
certain promlssory note dated MAY I4th
1850, for one thousand dollars, with inter-
est at the rate of one per cent. per month,
together with costs, and counsel fees at
the rate of ten per cent of the amount dine,
anu Tor Judgment for any deticienc which
may he found after applying proceeds of
land TO payment of note, interest and
costs, and you are hereby notified, that if
you fail to appear and answer said COM
plant as above required, the Plaintiff will
apply to the Court tor the relief therein
demanded.
*-x Witness John p. Hoyt, ESQUIRE,
LIS Judge of the said District Court
*--* and the seal of said Court this
10Th day of October A. ID 1882.
III. III. TULLIS. Clerk.
Judson & Israel and Henry Miles, At
torneys for Plaintiff.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22

ihea, elect, Structure 81 piliiis, i'm all its
forms, Seminal Weakness, Impotenc.r,
night losses by dreams, pfnples on the
face and lost manhood can positively DO
cured. The sick and afflicted should not
fail to call upon him. The Doctor has
Travelled extensively in Europe, and in
spected thoroughly The various hospitals
there, obtaining great deal of valuable
information, which he is competent to inn
pat to those in need of his services. DIR.
G!BEON will make no charge unless he
cured at home. All Communications
strictly confidential. You see no one but
the Doctor: Send ten dollars for a pack.
age OF MEDICINE. Persons writing to the
Doctor will please state the name of the
pape: they see this advertisement in
Charges reasonable, Call or write. Ad
dress DIR. j. +. GIBBON, Box I,957 San
Francisco.
May 2Sth, 1880. Nv
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
PATENTS

OBTAINED and all other business in
" the U. :. Patent Office attended to for
Moderate Fees.
Our office is opposite the u. :. Patent
Office, and we can obtain patents i'll less
time than those remote from Washington.
Send Model or Drawing. We advise as
to patentablity free OF charge: and we
make no charge unless we obtain patent.
We refer here to the Postmaster. the
Superintendent OF Money Order Division
and to officials of the u. =. Patent Olllce.
For circulars, advice, terms, and referen-
ces to actual clients in your own State or
county, address
c. A. SNOW & CO.,
Opposite Patent Office, Washington, DC
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO PUR-
CHASE TIMBER LAND.
UyrrEp STATES DIsrRIcr LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES DISTRICT LAND OFFICE,
OLYMPIA, w AsHINGToS TERRITORY.
NOTICE is hereby given that, in com
~ pliance with the provision of the act
OF Congress approved June 3, 1873, entitled
AN act for the sale of timber lands in
the States of California, Oregon. Nevada
and Washington Territory" James q.
Kennedy, of Mason county, Washington
Territory, has this day filed In this office
hIs Application To purchase the LOIS :, 3
and and > W a OF ) W 4 of Section Z, in
Township No. ~. North Range No. . west
of the willamette Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely
the said described Land, or any portion
thereof are hereby required L" file their
claims in this office within sixty (G1l days
from date hereof.
Given under my hand, AT my office i'm
Olympia W. r., this 10th day vi Novem l.
Der, A. ID. 1882.
JOHN +. CONWAY,
Register OF the Land Office.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
DR. SIP I N N Ky
NO. II KEARNEY STREET.
Treats all Chronic and Special Dtssases
HOunE Men

- - N4A6 G64oI1
WHO may be suffering from the effects
w OF youthful foilies or indiscretion
VIII do well to avail themselves OF this
the greatest boon ever laid at the altar nj
suffering humanity. DIR. SPINNEY viii
guarantee to forfeit $500 for every case oil
seminal weakness OF private disease O,
any KIND or character which he undertakea
and fails to cure.
MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
There are many at the age of thirtv To
sixty who are troubled with to freuIient
evacuation OF the bladder, often accom-
panied by slight sma-ting or burning
sensation, and weakening of the systeln
IN manner the patient cannot account
Tor. On examining the urinary deposits n
ropy sediment will often be found and
sometimes small PARTICLES of albumen will
appear, or the color will be OF q thin milk
ish hue, again changing to a dark and
Torpid appearance. There are MANY men
who die of this difficulty ignorant OF the
cause, which is the second stage of semin.
al weakness. DIR. 8. will guarantee per
feet cure in all such cases, and a hea ithr
restoration Of.the genito-uriuary organs
OFFICE HoURs-1O to 4 and 6 to IS .Sa,,s
days rom III to IL A. NJ. Consultation tree
thorough examination and advice. s.. -
Gali or address,
DIR. SPINNEY & co.
No. II Kearny ST., San Franisco.
san Francisco, CAL, ApI. Is, 1878. I:v
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22

W Special re iuclions nIIie i'll Candies
III quantity, at Ready * CI.s.
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A RI II I T II CT
AND
Sanitary Engineer.

DESIGNS, Plans, Elevations, Specified
IL tons, Estimates and Superintence
furnished promptly for all classes of pub
lie or private buildings, furniture and
acoustics, ventilation, and
and the correct designing and
nf wate:works, gaSworks
plumbing, sewerage, heating by steam OF
hot air given careful attt ntion.
W. W. GOODRICH,
Seattle, ". L
October 20, 1882. If
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1882-12-22
Unfortunate.
DR.. Gibbons
! DISPiNSaRy.

800 KEARNEY
OGO St., corner OF
COMMERCIAL Street,
San Francisco. Es-
tablished in 1854, FIR
the treatment ofSex-
uaI and Seminal n;s.
The Cheyenne daily leader. [volume] (Cheyenne, Wyo.) 1870-1884, 1882-09-07
SOME GOOD THINGS.

Ingersoll backs water: eyes, sir, -
said a Louisville preacher, 81 argued
with Ingersoll for four hours and made
him admit that q man could be in hell.
And the Louisville man didn't under
stand why the listeners laughed.-Bos-
ton Post.
A Texas husband had a pretty wife
of whom he was exceedingly jealous.
AS she was much given to friYolity he
determined to cure her, so he brutal
ly branded her on each cheek with All
iron used for marking cattle, and she
will carry a star and cross the rest of
her days.
A commercial drunmer in a railway
train in Kentucky watched a party of
merry young girls a good while, wait
ing a chance to get acquainted with
them. When one happened to let her
handkerchief fall on the floor, he quick
ly picked it up and said: "A very gay
party you have, miss" She let her
OSCo hllAl HNOhA0 OhCl AAuI, boNtNY hANA
said: "Yes, but then, you see, we
know each other"
Dialogue in a sumnIsr hotel in Rhode
Island at midnight, recently: Map
what, dear?" "ls that you,
map "Yes, dear" Pa" What,
dear?" 'Is that you, PAP
Eyes dear" 'Good night, ma"
''Good night, dear. "Good night, pa"
Good night, dear" The dialogue
had been repeated at intervals of
ifteen minutes for two hours, when an
elderly man in an adjacent room, who
had been trying to sleep all that time,
rolled out Of bed with a thud, climbed
up into the transom, and, putting his
head out, shouted out at the top of his
lungs: Eyes, it's me, nav, and it's
me, paw; 10Y go to sleep you little brat,
or I'll come in there and chew you up!"
Five minutes later a holy calm brooded
oyer the house.-Boston Globe.