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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1882-11-28
WOOL AND HIDES.



Fine snrlng per 10, ~ to 2bc.; medium spring
per H., 20 10 DC; Mexican improved per ID, IL
10 Ice; bury of all grades. > to &c. oil,
HideS-Dry tliaL sound and heavy ~ to lic
ditto light 10 to l2c dry salt, heavy, lie; ditto
light = TO ltc, wet salt to lao green,
butchers, b ~ To &C. all damaged, wet or dry
halt price, DecrsKins, 20 To 20; shoopskhs 2S
O ShHarllngs. 10 l,r.
Mauscr Il Avery's last wool circular says
The mildncSS of the season for the past two
months has eSctted u very uufavorabln innu.
ence on the wooden goods market THIS has
produced such marked conservatism ON the part
oi manufacturers that sales OF WOOL have been
effected with difficulty. The market has been
affected most injuriously however by several
large failures OF woolc0 manufacturers, which
have occurred nu'ntly These causes have
combined 10 dpprCsS the feelings Of dealers and
10 some extent. tho valucSuf tho merchandise
they on rcd
liza the bulk VI the wools been owned by
eeslc'n priti,S, II l. toL likely that " serious
break III Ificus woud have resulted, but MS large
liuvs are sill firmly held IN the county. aud
much ui TIE eastern oil-'ings Is virtually con.
tnl 81 N.lN by tht western sh plors, who are
not ~ quickly hAIercoO 10y Disasters net III.
r,cllg ah, eng 'hom. prices nave simply gradu.
ANY NCskrh,d
The sales OF clothing have been mslnly uu-
washpd woolx OF Washed woods preference
has bnpu shown inott tor tho best ,uLdl TONED
lor, ilue wuols selling moro largely tbsn me.
dun, ana low woods uut meeting much demand
except ~ very low prices.
t,r combing w,Ols the demand has been
cowyrtlucn for huc delaino being noticeable
In regard to tic future, opinions arc diverse.
rcssirist and uNtimisl ,tc each strong In their
idcas and W. leave Il with them.
Texas wools have airlvel ON tho market In
quantity and remain In the sellers hands, buy.
crs not bolng eager purchase, even At prcsch,
quotations, which barely pays cost Ia Texas
but lliuc spring wool remains unsold.
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HARLOW AKE.
To-pAY's QUOTATIONS..

TO-nANS QUOTATIONS..
ANeg-Colhus', per dozen, $50: Cola Dollar,
loN; Double Bit, 1000
shovels aud Spades owaud'S, discount 70
per cent; Ames' list steel goods, discount 10 aud
10 per cent
Rubber bcltlug- Discount 80 per cent.
NallS-h.0O rate.
Horse shocS--G,a5 per key.
Horse Observation-Disclosures. No, :, $50; No, .,
S.2h per box,
lron---ic rNto.
slccl--plow, 10; lay, &c; east Use per pound.
sheet iron-27 +, tc galvUuised, discount .
per cent.
ssillets and lids, Sc per pound; sugar kettles,
&c per pound.
rGcks-m boxes lOOpapcrs, l so per box.
cruz hoes-pr dozen, aW tGiltoad picks,
per dozen, pO0,
MaltockS-per dozen, ltCl
.sosloS--Fairbanks, discount "a pU ccul.
Howe, discount y per cent.
Tin platc-l, G., lONli per box, 500; O., l4Y
~, per box, SWj Tornc, liX9G por box 100;
Terne, 20S2S per box, 1850
IlhWarc-piectd, discount 30 per cent,
stamped discount 40 per cent
pound. ~
Rabbit molal-lO to tSc per pound.
Bar Lead l.2C per pound,
No. duck horse collars 90 per dozen.
HameS-two loop, 400 per do4on three loop,
10 per dozen,
RocS bands-thrcc Inch, l,7b per dozen.
Barhcd wirc-S kt1ghC,
Acompany with capital OF s15OO 900 has been
| Organized In PiltSburg, Pennsylvania, to manu-
lecture spikes and nails out of steel. A Hes
semer steel plant aud number of Siomons
open hearth furnaces tor makiug u low grade al
carbon and son stccls will he erected. Tho
railroad spikes will be similar TO the fyc.eighth,
spike now used, but tho four corners Will Id
sooopod out saving nearly onc.half OF the ma.
tofial IN tho STEEL and blnding the tic with eigh
inttrnl OF four pOfnpfs Tho MACHINERY NNI.l
viii be employed was Invented by u fil,sbu,.
mech anlr.
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THE BEST
KlDKEYANDL LIVER Medicine
MEYER KNOWN NO EAII.

u had suffered twenty years with severe dis.
Sc of the kidneys; before using Hunts Rem.
Il two days was relieved aud am now well.n
JOSHUA TUTluLL,
MY physicians thought that was paral.
yzed onone side. was terribly afflicted with
rheumatism from 1860 10 1850 Twas cured by
hunts Remedy" STEPHENN MASON
MY doctor pronounced my case Brirhrs
Disease, and told me that could live only forty.
eight hours then took Hunts Remedy and
was speedily cured" NJ GOOnSPEED'
Having suffered twenty years with kidney
disease. and employed various physicians with.
out being, relieved, was then cured ny Hunts
Remedy SULLIVAN FEMME
81 have been greatly benefited by The use of
Hunts. Remedy. For disease Of The kidneys
ana urinary organs there is nothing superior"
A. ID, NlCKERsON,
u caa testify to the virtue OF Hunts Remedy
IN Kidney diseases from actual trial having
been much benefited thereby"
a., REV, T., 7. TAYLOR,
Il was unable to arise from bed from nm Mt
tack of kidney disease The doctors conid not
relieve me, was finally completely cured by
using Hunts Remedy" FRANKR DICKSON,
II have suffered extremely With Kidney dis.
ease; after using Hunts Remedy two DAYS. 1
was enabled to resume business"
One trial will convince you For sale by all
druggists. Send for pamphlet to
HUNTS REMEDY co. Providence, r, l.
Prices rs cents and 81 a.
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FRUITS AND IUgS
To-DAY's QUOTATIONS.

To-DAY's QUOTATIONS..
EAIslNs-Lon1On layer, new, per hoS, Va %
,syer, 81 u.s.
GRsEN APPlEs-New, So 50Gi.5O per Dbl.
CuRRAErs-St to S%c
PEACHEs-None in market
CALIFORNIA PEARs--5 100000 per box.
0HANGEs-Louiriana, 8 Jv66 30.
LEMoNs-Per box, Sicily, 5000 to 6.25; per box;
Malaga, s5,00G5 3d.
NU1s-Almonds PC per pound; Brazil lo@l2;
alberts, l5c; Naples walnuts. l5c. ID; chestnus,
imported, none on the market; peanuts, Ten
nesee red l0c; choice white, l2),G cooosnuts,
S.t0GRS. so.
DArEs-In trails, &c per II new, SO.
FIes-kegs. lSc, layers ID To l7c per pound.
GRArKs-Concord. l2h: California zoe per lb.
PIUMs--New. none in market
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LIQUORS.


TU-UNf MUTATIONS,
iIooHor-s2 so per ga. a. per high wines.
NHlsrY-Reotded, 81 lO9l ST. as reT proof
sour mash one year old, 81 50. two joa-, Old
90 GOOSE rs; three years old, 50 5OGsS2 II; fancy
extra oldwhisky, Sf@a6. as per age
WIss.-Claret In case, sS695, per quality; CO.
tswba per cal, 9oc6al so; Port s. 20as; Sherry
per sai, 81 2ott3 Madeira, per Erl, n 6065 white
wine. In eases, 81 0OG10
CBAhpAaNE-Jules Mum b Co, E25e529 Held.
OK. IN basket S6ap2S: Krus. In BASKET Scoops
Domestic champagne, e7@l&
Alh-Stocs Ale, per doz, D. coz q Is; Porter
per drI, 81 0DG2 25
BOTTLE BEgR-st. Joui. quarts, el2; pints So 80
Budweiser. own size el2 30; pints, Sl4 90; Er.
anger beer, quarts, Sl3; pints, $3.50.
Hub Punch, Sl8Op
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WAGON woop WORK.

DALLAS supplies nearly all north Texas with
wagon wood work, and The sales In this limo arc
steady aud continuous Prices arr a. follows
ro-pAY's QUOTATIONS.
Droxm-Fum 70 AZ inch. nor rat xxY =.
cot ~ TX, la
sAwiD Fiiioss-ix 10 AZ. q 70 pss NJ.
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COAL AND WOOD.

TODAY 8 QUOTATIONS..
CoAI-fndian nation, $3.50 per ton.
Coxn-s0c per barrel.
pef cord. Sawed s,ovo wood 10 retailing u the
fatca Of " 80 70 . o. per cord.
CuAnooAfs-S6 cent? rer bAtrcL
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HAY, SEEDS AND FEEDsTUrFs.
To-pAY,s QUOTATIONS.

TO-nAfs QUOTATIONS..
FpEp-Choppcd corn, PER 100 lbs, 81 So crush.
cd corn and cob, per 100 lbs, 81 So crushed corn
and barley, per 100 lbs, 81 2s corn bran, por loo
lbs, Tbc.
prairie, baled dark. sieD5; bright $40; bright
free on board, car. q to 1e dark, IS to q
CorroN SrED--Flrm at 1870. per bushel
GERMAN MiLLkT-We quote at 81 7E lIttle
millet ~ soN 20 scarce IN the market
Garden. &C. per paper retail Wholesale " o
Ger pApor.
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COOPERATE.

THERE Is steady demand here for cooperage
and cooperage stock of all kinds, aud orders
very heavy
To-DAY's QUOTATIONS.,
Molasses barrels 81 So halfbarrels, 81 49, kegs,
75c; sugar barrels, k5 slfbarrels Is: hoop poles
per |. 1Ol a."
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GRAIN AND pRrADprurPs.

GRAIN AND BREADpTufFs.
The receipts Of grain in this city to-day by
wagon We're too small too Notice. There wero
several cars of corn received from the northern
counties, but Tho continual drain upon the
Stocks In this city are greatly reduc
ing tho amount held here by dealers
from the same locality. One car of corn was
shipped to Pecos one 10 Abilene, one to Houston
ana another to Atlanta, ON the Texas & Pacific
fcad. Prices In this city are firm, and the pros
pecls now are that There will DO an advance In
all Kinds ofgroin soon.
To.DAys QUOTATIONS.
WHEAT-ChOicc l.OtC; medium, SOC; low grade
NC;NicatsguS "a To SC,
Rhythm ~ 20 to Zoe.
HARLkI--bb to Gbc.
MILLgT SEEp-G0. German millrt, SLIGO
oArs-is TO 40o for sprng 50 to 900 for fall.
choice rcd rust proof 5itG6Oc, in sacks, 8 cents
additional.
Cousin shuck, 5Cc to 52c shellcd and sacked,
bSc TO Coo
BeAs-wo quote at mills, sSc: In store sacks,
Sl.O0
YLoun--we quote City Mills as follows: xxx
%4G XXSS' S27S extra S,GG Magnolia, $500,
xXXX. s2.f6; NM, $3.50; Xxx, $40. -'''V''''''
Corn meal per bushol, 81 ~.
ut Is, OF course, too soon TO make vAtiO'nutiOnS
as 10 next years harvest" says tho san Fran.
II already, us II Is part Of human nature Ia
look forward into the future rs far MS 1t can.
The rains that have lnllen OF late have been
the heaviest In many years, and despite
the damage that has been done 10 II few grapes
and a little hNy, have, on the whole, been
timely. II still looks us though we would have
more OF such rams before Christmas, and uu.
less the season further on should prove dry.
there is no reason why wo shoud not score 70
bushels TO the acre next year, The possible
yield lies always from 10 bushels for n Nad crDp
to 20 bushels for u good ono, as in 1850 The
probable acreage under wheat Will be $500 OOI
rs the hgacst and 5000 001 US the lowest, The
probabilities would then appear to be rs fol
lows.
Shot crop, hu. Full crop, bu
Acreage aOOOCOO. ,.,,,,3SO 90 ,0Ol T0OOl O0(
Acreage S,OOnOOO,n., ,SOtOOUOO 60 eco 90,
IF tho promise OF the present be tulnli d, We
SHAH therefore score 600 o 100 to 20 600 900 bush
els next year IL II should not, we may expect
3O.oO00N 10 -, Loo bushels The latter, rum
pared with past years, would bc no unworthy
crop. MS 1t would he u, COO 600 ccnals, aud cay,
asurplus Of zoe. COO tons for export ltWlll l.,
seen, therefore, that ut the worst We will have 4
large crop aud need good deal of lonnuge aut
Will seal good many bags At tho best ",
shall need more Tonnage than ever before
while our bng trade bid, well 10 he, for us, o
comparatively gigantic PROPORTIONS. Another
prosperous ycatiS probable
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Thore was little grain offered on the board to.
ruling prices were For cash whe.t II, hid
November 81, December 9i6Dl.lp, January OF
Oils. Corn in shuck 30 bid, November 80
December 45GG5l, January I6G5j No 2 aver.
age Texas corn in bulk cash Go November 57ll
@Go, December 5?6G5s. January 53@GO. Oats III
sack, cash 80. November IS lid, December $50
%: january 6O@55 Barley sacked 57a@63 Rye,
sacked, S, Bran, sacked, November, OOd / N
December, vol 10. Potatoes were offered IN
car lots At 70. Choise apples, In car lots, de.
livery In the first half of December, i25 car
OF choice strictly rust proof oats was offered II,
10, % bid. There were number of transactions
IN an irregular way for hay at points outside OF
the city and for other articles.
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COMMERCE AND TRADE
COMMERCIAL.

DALLAS, Nov. 27.-The rains during tho past
two days seem To have little effect upon the bust.
ness of Dallas, The same activity is witnessed
upon the streets as characteri2,s the city wheil
the sun shines brightly, save perhaps, The
wagons laden with cotton ana which, even IN
the most prosperous days are barely noticeable
Dallas Is n great distributing poiut, and, unlike
other cities in north Texas, is not seriously al
fccted by the weather II Is true that there are
not AZ many ladies seen upon the sidewalks ana
In the fashionable bazaafs on a rainy day w
may be witnessed when the streets are dry and
the days are pleasant but the volume
OF business transacted by both
the wholesale and retail merchants is little be-
low what IL is when the elements are most pro-
ptious. To-day every dray, float and express
wagon has been called into reqnisiuon to move
the goods sold by merchants and no one can
detect the least decline In the general business
OF the city Can this same prosperity and nc
tivity in business circles be noticeable in any
other city In tho state? Dallas Is now above
and beyond climatic influences, and her destiny
Is assured, for she stands out boldly and prolni.
nently rs the most important commercial point
in all Of north Texas, If not In the whole state.
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ON CHANGE
There was only the usual number of members
Of the Exchange present on the board to-day.
The light receipts of grain in this city must of
course interfere with tie transactions, and all
dealers expressed ~ desire to purchase while no
one showed n willingness 10 sell. One reason
given for this state Of Gif,irs Is the fact that
dealers in surrounding towns ask for bids on
grain at their res nectivo localities when, If they
would ship directly 10 this city, to some member
of the Exchange they would undoubtedly re-
celve better prices This is the great grain
market Of north Texas, and here is where the
highest prices are paid. For this reason grain
should be shipped directly 10 10 this city.
Prices are very linn At quotations.
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THE following were the ruling quotation, o
grain nn the Exchange to-day: Wheat sO6GNoua
30, owing to the grade and quality; Nicaragua
wheat, 7O@7J; oats, spring, 35@lb; mixed, for
shuck, 4O@62; shelled, 55Gl6O, barley IN sacks
rs. Rye IN sacks, Texas $1,000; northern. 800
Little millet seed, $4,000; German, slO0 A
small advance for grain in store is asked by
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TIKI usual fluctuations on close market was
experienced In grain In Chicago to-day. Wheat
for the year opened ut 9ta and closed ~ 9i}.
throe-quarers of a cent over last weeks closing
prices For January II sold on first call nj O5,.
and on last call ut 95la, half cent advance since
Saturday, Corr for the year sold In the morn
Ing at 5g!s, and In the evening nj 80 cent under
last weeks last price For January ltopened ut
63b, and closed ut SO n quarter of II cent decline
since Saturday May corn sold catly Ia the day
nj 5i%. and brought in the egehing tho same
figure.
The prices OF grain In Chicago one year ago
today, were us follows: December wheat IN;
January wheat L25A. December corn, 62}S;
January corn, 5Sys
The receipts of grain in Chicago to-day were
G,oig bushels OF wheat D,0A bushels OF corn,
and n. 22i bushels OF oatu.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

"Then you don't want to rent me
your house," said q New Haven man
in search of rent. Eyes, yes. But
you see the family in it now owe me a
little rent, and / don't exactly see how
/ can get 'em out" "Hang it all
Warn 'em out. That's the way they
do me-" and then he wondered why q
curious expression came over the face
of the landlord. New Haven Regis
| ter.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

Herr Schott is great exponent OF
the Wagner theory. He ought to be
great gun, and raise great deal OF
noise and smoke.-Folio. Canons must
be his fort.-Score. His wonderful ex-
ecution is, perhaps, best shown behind
piano-forte.-Richmond Baton. We
are glad to hear such good reports
Folio. And especially when he beats
to quarters.
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He thought she was an Epidemic
Their house in the country was raised
few feet from the ground, and Tommy
to escape well deserving whipping,
ran from his mother and crept under
the house. Presently the father came
home, and, hearing where the boy had
taken refuge, crept under to bring him
out. AS he approached ON his hands
and knees, Tommy asked, as she after
you, too ?'-Baptist Weekly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

A Maine grocer who. had just Eek
perienced religion" acknowledged in
meeting that he had been a hard sinner,
cheated customers by adulterating. his
goods, ETC., but, being converted, would
repay any one he had wronged. Late
that night he was awakened by ring
at his door bell. Looking out he saw
man. "Who are you and what do
you wantg" he asked. "Pm Bill Jones.
You said tonight you would repay
those you had cheated Give me that
800 you've owed me so long" "Can't
you wait till morningT mo; ! ain't
going to wait and stand in
line all day." a sid.-Boston
Globe.
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Last Sunday evening Boston divine
suddenly paused near the close of his
sermon, and said: 1--WE would be glad
if that young man in the vestibule
would come inside and satisfy himself
whether she is, or is not, here. That
would be much better than keeping a
halfinch draft on the occupants of the
back pew" And in the solemn silence
that followed, the congregation could
hear sound outside as of the retreat
of an army with banners.-Christiar
at Work.
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A shirt has two arms, the same as
pantaloons have two legs. Yet one is
called a pair and the other is only one.
Isn't it time that we let up on astron-
omy and paid more attention to the
every day trifes that vex the clearest
minds.-Christian at Work.
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"How do you keep off the canker
worms2" said the visitor; "they de-
stroy everything that grows" "Oh,
very easily" said Mr.. Emerson, in his
mild way; 1--WE kill them as we do pol
iticians-with printers ink."--Wash-
ington Post.
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The old lady came down to her
breakfast in a bad humor, and sharply
addressing her son, said; Charley,
did you leave that whisky bottle on
the parlor table ?" "No, guess dad
left it." "And why, pray, do you guess
your father left it?" "Cause it's
empty."
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"Well, my dear, are you getting on
nicely with your music2" "Oh, yes,
mamma; last month when l played
four hand pieces with music teacher ]
was always couple of bars behind
Now am always at least three ahead
Free Press,
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"You love me?" echoed the fair
creature, as her pretty head oiled the
collar of his summer suit. eyes," he
said tenderly, "you are my own and
only" "Hush !" she interrupted,
"don't say that-bo original. That
sounds too much like circus show
bill. ll."-Philadelphia Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

A young would-be wit in Lewiston
Me-, who attempted to chaff q half In
toxicated lumberman, was greeted with
"I mind my own business. / know
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age to get away"

A maiden lady said to her nephew +:
"No, Johnny; you go to bed early,lan
always do so, and you'll be rosy-cheek-
ed and handsome when you grow up"
Johnny thought over this few mo-
ments and then observed: "Well,
aunty, you must have sat up good
deal when you were young."-N. Y.
Telegram.
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An operate manager, having heard
from his company travelling in the
provinces that all of the members had
been vaccinated and that the innocu-
lation had "taken" finely, telegraph
ed to his business manager: "Get the
opera vaccinated, and see if that won't
take" Score.
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1t was at party. Miss Angelina
had been persuaded to preside at the
piano. "There" said Seraphina, as
Angelina took up a piece of music,
"she has taken tune from the rack,
and now she will put us all on it,
Ev
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Chicago girls attend the opera in
large numbers" says an exchange,
which probably thinks it's giving news
when everybody knows that Chicago
girls couldn't get any numbers smaller
than eights.-Boston Post.
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Miss Brown who is no longer young,
was chiding Miss Moire for her foolish
ness in carrying a parasol, which Miss
Brown said was useless and piece of
affectation. 81 never carry parasol," F"
she said. "No," replied Miss Moire ;
"people on the shady side of life have
no use for them" The Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

A bootblack, smoking a "butt" which
he had just picked up, is accosted by {
comrade with, "Say what brand o
cigar is that?" "Robinson Crusoe.
"Why dyer call it thati" "Cause it,
castaway."--Hackensack Republican
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what you are. We make No. 2 clothes
pins out of such stock as you up our
way. You git."-Ex.
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Errors of Youth.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for years from
"A NERVOUS Debility, premature decay, and all
the effects of youthful indscreton, WILL for the sake
of suffering humanity send FREQ TO all who need IL,
the recipe and direction for making the simple rene
dy by which ho cured. Sufferers wishing TO pro-
fit by the advertisers experience can do by adj
dressing in perfect confidence,
5i9y1 JOHN d. OGDEN, AZ Cedar st., New York.
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A man is most anxious to learn that
which he knows will make him most
unhappy. This made the poet say that
where ignorance is bliss it is blasted
folly to be wise.-New Orleans Picay-
une
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The German Fliegende Blaetter re-
ports the following conversation -
"Who is that gentleman escorting Miss
Amelia?" That's her fiancee-cashiel
ina bank-vcry rich-splendid match.
Tndcedl what may he be worth p
"Well, that can't be said now-don't
know now with what amounthe'll man.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

The fact that people are going around
buying up old rubber shoes leads us to
suspect that there must be new kind
of bologna sausage in the Market
Syracuse Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

Edith-It is the easiest thing in the
world to tell q man of brains from a
fool, half a square off, A man of
brains never acts as if he owned the
whole street.-Philadelp News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

Playing on the violin is said to be a
cure for nervousness. N. B.-You
have to play the instrument yourself
otherwise the cure will not work.
New Haven Register.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

Spring pants are so attenuated in
style that when young man of the
period sits down in them he will wish
he had stood up and saved rent.-El-
mira Telegram.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

A Frenchman, by way of giving ex-
preston to his love of nature, exclaim.
red: go madam, 1 like re cows, &c
horses, re sheep, and angling else that
is beastly." Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

Woman" says Mrs. Eastman, sis a
problem" So she is; and though a
problem we can never hope to solve, it
is one we shall never be willing to give
up.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-07

Young swell-"Fraulein Mathilde,
may offer you my arm?" Mathilde
-"Oh, this offering your arm is getting
monotonous. Why not offer your hand
for change ?'-Blaetter.