Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-12-01
OR KALEIDOSCOPE.

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If you have, you1 not condemn her,
Grossly pouiing at the snow,
FOR she knows, when comes December
The o'Shanter'll have to 20.
Tie New York GyGphic speaks of the re.
SUIT OF the canvass. in, that State as "tLc re.
cent alleged election.
The Wttaologicm Jo,lrhal saws women
ought TO whistle, to expand their lungs
There is another good thing about it. Whist
lers are always good naturcd.
The Philadelphia Ne,cs says that a manu-.
facturer Of that city "has received from
Kentucky parties an order for 5000 iron
bound barrels" They make at" very strong
in Kentucky.
Heraerl Spencer considers the wearing of
pointed loed shoes and skin tight trousers
well defined mark of mental mbccity.
You Bet, Total Wreck, and Bob Tail are
the Characteristic names of furnishing Arizo.
ma towns. A correspondent remark, of
them that most of the merchandise used
there is transported in barrels.
Mis-. Langtry may not lie a great actress.
but she is sure Of immoitll fame, lust the
sa'''c' a NcW lIrk man has named canal
boat after her.
AT a recent Sorosis banquet in New York
an artisap who was at work on a ster-ladder
repairing a clock ia the dining-room, was
recognized by Mrs. Croly, the president as
one of the most pestfpro,is rsnn,to,s y, uho
New York prcss. md ,ho ool.ri,,, ,,;,I,
,,,io,, -. IT.. va"
r''9 y" '''' ''oo" "c'c suspended,
'l'aue inc pestlierous reporters head swim.
A policeman in New Yorl, Is foe, ,o.ir,,
''S' ''S'"s
roo, 81 5.Y., 49, '''''''''H '"' o.,
''o' VI "u59 up"" V"e human system IL
seems That not many days ago two young
women appeared before him AZ he s,t at a
sta,ionliccnc,,s dcsIk and ro,noo, ,,",.,a.s
', u''N' az" Dc' "ccn 'ieir tears
'"'. ,n s'ss''' '''','o'','''n' Us with one
'o'cc' we've Do'h taNen poison. Tint
liberal application Of stomach pump
brought to light sugar of le,l and ,,inn, ami
,n,1 49,, -, ''''' Oi''i'''a'''
s,,;os,c,io,, ~ ill.,, ,., ""' " "''''-' VI
~ num- '''' Nc WIS sum more IN
teresteu IN trying to determine which drag
had caused the giggles and which the tears
Teacher. .n'sno H., ..i
Scholar: at means TO h low on, Teach.
er: construct a scgtDnc. in which thn
VOID is properly used" Scholar ON,
baby cxcavates wnen it res Lurt WnjE
Sntr,rirc ord Lro,,.,7d,,. H.
each other, says philosoprr, and the man
who usei to get licked about three times a
week when he was boy al school, will cor
NJ
Tic owner of small div roods s,or. -,
so ' saS9 .,ilI ..c amount 81 MS anhuh
,'.7 " 80 ~ 10 yeais' 9'hle
cn,tn1 a W1m, ~ tao IA lhH "nS o2ij OF
pr|.s "''' ''''' ~ ''''' IT. H''''' 'fee
MI D. D, ii. Gregory says Tint an acre of
land may contain SIX tons of worms. So it
may nnt II Mr.. GREGORY ever lried 10 dig a
box OF palt on 10 minutes n,lics OF an invi-
| don't'-LoreR Confer.
| The shooting of COL S,yhacl, has made
his family richer by nearly $50 900 and a
good many st. Loui, wive, ar. intrir,Iinrt1
| induce the papers to a'tasl their h,s6nnJs -
Boston Post.
cara o,,,ro,o, ,,ro,,;..,..o .-,.-. A.. ~
York Tji~ns Wi i't ,ba,. a'ss tuc ,T Few
co U.r 4, o, "ro', ',.s zen, 10 ee. ihcy
curmndcenns who "a, " 'rii'oI "'n
| Ra.tnn d., "''' 'H' ''N 'o'''''o''
M
lhere are Almost i9r'y men IN THIS country
Mhp acted as guards over Napoleon a ST.
iie,ela, anu we 'aNe pleasure IN knowing
lying. Detroit FIRE. Pros.
7, ,,.,.,,,, ..,,,
was haIN'nl VINO s!'d sumter mol IN
i in'no sents Oh your I''u INNS but II Is
oaI,oS 10 av''" sluno'flns IN the
J UeiH Oh some c''HlHns'-N 'r''ssS'H
1"'""'
is a man or woman fus,ifcJ ot my ,imc
in telling lie 2" was tn. problem for som.
ton at the Lee Literary As.lciItinn las,
week. lie is. when lis r,rl hints nj 4
champarpe sunper wIjln thrr,.'o Int Gf,v
wnm , ius Njt "a n,s ',ousuis pc'Hrs
hacLoInr nf IT., ,,;,i' 20; of,i I" V.'
her # sho Iovns lin, "D,-h " ''"'' "'"'
heard Sara Jewett tell on, day. She sail
That when she was IN England young man
once asked her whethtr II was true, as re-
ported mat young glrls were allowed in
america 10 so out Walking RIDING, etc. with
young men. unattended by chaperones.
lts' feplieu MISS JeWett, III is me case
in most "Wbnt an cg,strnrnort cum
try.n renlied the inranu,ns Hriton AMI
have vol ever hrcn ami th,t wavsn ..Frc'
nuentiv "And did the mem mover trv
toM,oEkiss Won Won know :" ..Vev,,.'
,.Wlnt n lot of nun, ,''-St1 Fy,uti,c, IT,.
9'"""
IL see that YOUR son is ont of the peni-
teniary." said Il man to al acquaintance.
yes; we proved that insanity was the
cause of his killing the fellow, and they
turned him out on probation" flows