Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1882-11-24
CTR KALEIDOSCOPE.
ThH BALLAD OF rBs GLASSES.

ba, when she found she Couldn't see'7
s,ehaa n. iosa,,.r n,,, IL,
some common winIow.nane
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rhroo ,Hoos i,ona haa, ,.aoa, ,o ,,,n o,,,,,or
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sun,i,h, ho ,n,,, g., ,,o og,o, onrsI ,o uho,
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Tho nos,,ors ,,yoo,s IF ,ooor bo.r aro uol,
;,lus,ro,cd hv their orroc, ,ro, ,ho lower an.
imols g,oss If hcer adninis,.red IN a
GOAT cousod ito death i, , fov hours probj-
Jition Item. We'll. now. suppose we try
diet of grass and ,histles on n prohibition
ist. It's a moor rulc that don't work both
weys.
p,o,o... ,.,.,, ,,,.,. -, ,.,i,
wife. the other dev entitled LEAN ON
Yourself" He hasn't got over wondering
vet why she cast the Illuminated leaflets so
vengefully in the fire bu, sometimes towards
the latter end of the week, when be runs
across little treaicis called "Auti-Leln," it
Will all flash over him, and he will make
solemn vow never again to have anything
10 10 WIN literary oric-a'orac'
Every man who wears new hat nova
days is liable to be thought to have bet on
the Democrats
1t is sign of iil.brecdinr in China to men
ton the weather. What under the sun do
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well-Dreu Cclestlals tax about!
,a.,i.., iii, .a,,,,,I ,;ror
lhah hiay nave ucaiin2s WIN scNcia' u'hei
| ont church collectors before getting any of
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them shovel off on him.
The New Haven Register defines n crank
as man whose mcntalmachinery runs on on
eccentric. That's all right, so long as he
does not try to introduce Il cutoff to other
folks.
A scio,,i.t s,vs. "Tbc paI,roz,c cock.
roachcs are DISTINGUISHED fran living snecie,
bv L,vin, five v,ins in the WING instead of
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four, and "havC a decided me SOZOlc aspect
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| Dut IL Is uol huJ"h "h-thei vi hot 'ucy H'O
nc s,,o,,, an ,,,,or nc tho rnoIorn ,ooch.s
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A mann VIVA rnurd in Frednnio Kas sit
nun was i'u"" ~ i''0o"'' NUS '''
''"s uea' /" '"'''' "'' ne''' ',''"'
IL pail o! water on another chair pesid'
him. His wife said ii was Just what might
have been expected. lie was always cx
nerimcn,inr with some new kind of sy
.,ou
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nreathts there the scribe with sense so ine,
..Thc mrIinstoly ,Iays are hose
When fail Will walk oil on lis sere!
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+ lis ,I Brow With laurel ell, wreath be bound;
And ever shail his praise be sung
!" ''''"'' VI ~" "''"'''"" "Ti, goonerang.
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+ IL is customary among the flntes when
] chief dies To kill the medicine man who at
!, tended him. This seems to be, says tn
i pbilndclulia N,,cs. n simple and cspeditiou
80 ,',,,,;, ,,o ,o,,;o;,o ,,or from
way VI 'no -,
t presenting Tue lIu'c congress WIN ol' III
l $4,000.
;, There Is dawnlng in the SKY
W Nn, "a, d ,ndn , w9r,H qi laie ,nps
, 'i iooH eynec,tnt to, NAV trace.
These signs the veteran turkey sees
Ana WIN a deep and m ,I,,Iy slSh
,nn , naI,H mn, S"lntins Il, '' The tree,
/. ''o'' "'.''' ivy ''''i' o"''' ''''s' "'s"'
Where are the men Of &c y shrieks a
Z excited exchange, oh to Halifax with til
y men OF 'iG. Give us the woman OF 23.-Bui
Hhgto" Hd"6eye.
The introduction into this country of tigl
o pantaloons for Young men has convinced l
e that one out of ten Of our sex has legs put o
n wron. end up Laramie Boomerd"9'
A Michigan man dreamed recently that h
aunt was dead. The dream proved tru,
IS lie tried the same dream on his mother-ir
o law, but it didn't work -Erchange.
,e Alvin Clark Il Sons are again making ''tl
largest telescope in the world" 1t will G
- Russia The Lar gest telescope is getting
be as numerous ns the Oldest Mason. -L0ice
IS Courier.
X p,osossor (axrlaiuinc the influence of di
y ercn, deusities Of air on sound)-.If, nov
r. from here we should hear the steambo,
- whistle down in the harb,r. what should W
infer 2" BRIGHT Junior Steamboat comm
lp."- Yale RECORD.
IS ,n,,o. ,ooor,osnondor, uyou os, ~
3 Animer y, ..n,s; t,, Jros s'm s ~
n PieIa'iu 'us nu ~ nn', tn'a ..cans
sa,uS ,, 80, III o,,r orova
rs trimmed with rich lace. Turkcy.red GLOW,
i, and sky.blue hose.
m ~
ne man should be regular IN ms hholis
bt his habits are good' o'hefwise II were pe
ter TO leave them altogether o'st"'
Picdyune.
as A physician says an obstinate sick heat
IS ache can be cured by wearing pair of spe
~ taclcs we cuh scc 'h'o"s" that ieiie"