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The true northerner., 1882-05-05

IT is the practice, i'll the United
States army, when an officer has become
an habitual drunkard, to try and dis
miss him by court The friends
of the dismissed officer then go to Con-
gress and get him restored. Such
proposition was before the Senate of the
United States recently, and it was bit
terly opposed by Senator Plumb, who
said 4:
MIR. President, there may be an opinion
prevalent in the Senate that the terms of this
bill. vesting discretion in the President,
amount to something. If so, it is mistake.
They amount to nothing. The President re-
CARDS himself as bound to make an appoint
ment under a bill of this kind except it may be
for charges filed against the party to be ap-
pointed, which were not supposed to be i'll
contemplation or considered when the bill was
before the committee, so that the bill might
Just as well direct the appointment
| have entered my protest heretofore agains
the passage OF bills of this kind, not because /
knew the parties or because l had any opposi-
ton to them personally; but because believe
in the army and in the things which tend to
keep up its standard. There is no use in hay
ing army courts when Congress takes almost
every case that it comes to and restores the
person who has been convicted TO the rank of
which ne has been deprived by reason of the
Judgment of court martial.
1t is a Encouragement to an officer to be de-
cent to observe the law and the rules and
regulations of the army, when those who vio-
late the law and violate the regulations are
promptly restored notwithstanding conviction,
and are put back just where they would have
been if the offense had not been committed.
We have been wrestling here with the prob
lem of how we could provide for RUE OF pro-
motion i'll the army which would relieve. from
the deadlock which exists; how we could give
to younger officers of the army the certainty
of promotion after length Of service and yet
nearly every day that we sit here we practi-
cally prevent the desired and deserved promo
ton by interruphng the ordinary flow through
the medium of officers who have been court
martialed and whom we restored.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

A CURIOUS adventure, resulting from a
mistake occurred in Manchester, En-
GLAND. a short time ago. A gentleman
who had been staying with friends until
a verv early hour i'll the morning started
for home somewhat the worse for liquor.
When he arrived Mt street in which he
supp osed he lived, he knocked at the
door of the house. Failing to awaken
any of the occupants, be went round the
adjoining houses to the back entrance
of the building. Here he climbed over
n ward door and effected an entrance
into the house by means OF window.
Some food, the remains of the evenings
supper. was upon the table, and of this
he partook. He then pulled OH has
boots and prepared to go to bed. lie
managed TO ascend the stairs and en-
tered a bedroom. In the room most
astonishing spectacle met his view. In
bed before him lay peaceful in sleep
lady, whom he supposed was his wife,
and gentleman. Jumping, without
hesitation, To the belief that his wife
had been guilty of great crime, he
seized the sleeping gentleman and
dragged him out OF bed. A fierce
struggle ensued, which resulted in the
two men rolling down stairs. All at
once it then dawned on the inebriated
contestant that he had got into the
wrong house, and he rushed ont OF the
place with amazing rapidity. Happen
ing to come across a cab, he hailed the
driver and. gave him urgent instruc-
tions to be driven to the house of an ac-
quaintance in town. At this place he
was supplied. with a pair of boots in
place of those he had left Mt the house
of his adventure.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

CHICAGO Inter ocean : A recent letter
to this paper from Kansas described the
preparations being made in that State
for silk culture, and the statements
were very timely in connection with the
recent meeting of the Silkgrowers' AS
sociation at Philadelphia, where the
letter was read and discussed. The ex
perts who were present at the meeting
declared that samples exhibited were
equal, and in many respects superior, to
those raised and reeled in Italy or
France. This fact is basis for the be-
lief that a great addition has been made
to the productive wealth of the country,
and a new and important occupation
has been furnished to farmers and gar
deners. Wherever the mulberry tree
can be grown, silk can be raised. We
consume about $95, 100000 worth of
silk every year, and until now the great
proportion of it has been imported ; but
the industry, both of the production and
manufacture, is making very rapid
strides, and it will not be many years
before we shall be able to ship silk
abroad, instead of importing it.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

Every State whose product reached
10. 900, 600 of bushels is included in TINS
table. The acreage of Dakota Terrific
ry was 265, 29S, and its crop was 2, $780,
$50 bushels, an average of 40 bush.
els to the acre. The average yield of
the States which surpassed Michigan in
extent of production, Illinois, Indiana
and Ohio, was IL Is, that of this STATE
being l91 bushels. The crop OF 1879
was exceptionally good III this State but
was also above the average III some OF
the other States mentioned, so that the
comparison is fair one so far as most
of the leading wheat-producing States
are concerned.
In its wool product the State ranked
fourth in 1870 aud also in 1880, Ohio.
California and New York leading it in
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

GEN. HAzEN, Chief Signal Officer, has
tabulated statements concerning about
600 tornadoes that have shaken up the
people in different parts of the country
during the past eighty-seven years. Their
examination leads to the conclusion that
tornadoes occur most frequently in sum-
mer and in the month of June. They
have occurred, however, more fre.
auently in April than in July, and in
May and September than IN August.
Kansas is the State that has been most
afflicted. and that, Notwithstanding the
fact that the period during which tor
nadoes have visited it has been COM
paratively short. The State has had 62
tornadoes from 1859 to 1881 Illinois
has had 81 from 1854 to 1881 I; Missouri
has had Al from 1Sl4to 1881 ; New York
has had 35 from 1881 10 1881 Georgia,
63 from 1854 to 1881; Iowa, 81 from
1854 to 1881 Ohio, % from 1923 to
1881 Indiana, 27 from 1852 to 1880.
The States and Territories that have had
only one each from 1894 to 1881 are Col
orado. California, Indian Territory,
Nevada. New Mexico, Montana, Rhode
Island. West Virginia and Wyoming.
The storms occur most frequently from
10 6 in the afternoon. The average
,,-;5tb of their path is / ,0S5 feet. The
clouds run with n velocity of from IL to
go miles an hour, and the ayerase
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

THE Germans and Magyars are quar-
reling over question of language. Sew
eral of the German newspapers are rails
ing a loud outcry against the alleged
oppression of the Germans In Hungary.
The Deutscher Schulverein, an associa-
ton of professors for extending knowl-
edge of the German language, has taken
up the complaints and presented form
al protest to the Hungarian Premier.
The casus belli is not political nor a
dangerous one, nor is it of sufficient con-
sequence to induce any action on the
part of the German Government. The
purport OF the complaint of the Schul-
verein is that the German inhabitants
of Hungary have pressure put upon
them to forget their mother tongue and
to learn Hungarian in its place. The
Hungarians retort that there is no truth
in the complaints. that all the educated
classes learn German, and the law makes
the language compulsory study in the
schools.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

1t was soft and balmy night in
spring, the burning sunset was hanging
its golden tapestries across the mellow
west, and the electric light was just be.
ginning to ti2z and spit along the main
streets when Elder Snoozer was sitting
III the elegant boudoir of Widow Smith,
whose rich brown eyes aud desirable
real estate penetrated the bachelors in
most thoughts.
"Can you, Sarah" he said, throwing
his enormous hand upon her shoulder,
on the further side, leone to my home
in the Second ward, where / will be
your slave?
Will that squint-eyed first wife of
yours be made to stand around when 1
come ?"
"When your dulcet voice sounds
through the ancestral halls Hannah will
get to the coal-bin. She will have about
five hours of sleep day and work for
you the balance of the time"
Inside of the week hey passed through
the Endowment House where Elder
Wells made them one. Old Snoozer
took in fine piece of real estate with a
good-looking woman, and was happy.
Two years passed, and the once bcauti-
full Sarah, bending over the washtub
and lamming the endowment robe of the
third wife viciously against tree until
the suds falling over the tender flowers
gave them new life in the hot July sun,
is the soft picture the passing bull
whacker contemplates.
"How do you like the new deal?"
asks the first wife, who is chopplng
wood hard by. And the language of
wife No. 2 is not fit to print in family
newspaper Salt Lake Tribune.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

w hen ?


Bun comes, moon comes,
Time slips away,
Sun sets, moon sets,
Love, hx a day.
A year hence, a year hei.ce
We shall both be gray,
A month hence, "a month hence
Far, far away.
A week hence, a week hence,
All, the long delay,
Wait little, wait little,
You shall fix day.
Tomorrow, love, tomorrow,
And that's an age away,
B.aze upon her window, sun,
And honor ali the day.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

WASHINGTON IRvINe's old house on
State street, New York, is to be torn
down to make room for new building
The old house was built Mt least fifteen
wears prior to the outbreak of the Reyo-
lutionary War. It's first owner was a ma
tive of Holland, who imported the brick
of which it is constructed from Holland.
During the war it was occupied by sew
eral officers of the British army.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05
gAs yras SsrtAernsr.


Ma. CHANDLER has directed that while
be continues Secretary of the Navy none
OF the imposing nonsense displayed at
navy yards upon the occasion OF visit
from the Secretary shall be put in oper-
alton. Guns will not BOOM marines he
put through exercises, nor bands begin
to play when the honorable the Secre
tary OF the Navy makes his official
rounds.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

EVANGELIST BARNES, the Preacher OF
the Mountains, has been laboring lately
at Frankfort, Ky. In that place lives
John Rocketty, whose life, though not
a bad one, has been without the fold.
Happening to meet Mr.. Rocketty the
other day Mr.. Barnes urged him to
mend his ways. Mr. Rocketty secuted
The suggestion, whereupon the evangel-
ist was nettled. 81 will bet you ten to
one in iifties," said Rocketty, "that you
can't convert me-" "Done," said
Barnes. q bring you to the mourn
ers' bench within ten days" The pool
sellers of the town are reported to have
opened pools on the result. AT first 1t
was eighty five to fifteen that Rocketty
would withstand the eloquence of the
mountaineer. The odds rapidly fell,
however. until the betting was nenety-
eight to two against Rocketty, VINO on
the eighth day walked up to the mourn
ers' bench.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

velocity of the wind within the vortex is
392 miles an hour. When the latter
velocity is reached some OF the marvel
Gus stories about the destructive power
of the wind become entirely credible.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05
Health in Michigan.

Reports to the State Board of Health.
Lansing, by fifty-five observers OF dis
eases in different parts of the State, show
causes of sickness during the week end
ing April %, 1882, as follows:
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

The exploits of o Grand Rapids dog
was to run up one aisle of church dur
ing services, upset the contribution box,
run down the other aisle, go upstairs
into the gallery, look over the railing,
fall over with yelp into the congrega-
ton below. and then get kicked out.
The true northerner., 1882-05-05
otAi. '......''' ..'' 'S.',vof, !
The wheat crop of the State in 1S7

The wheat crop of the State in 1879
exhibited the largest average yield per
acre of any distinctively wheat-produc-
ing State or Territory. Out of a ma
tional product of 460, 900, 900 of bushels,
400. 100000 were grown in fourteen
States, and their acreage and total and
average yield are shown in these figures
bushels
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

Between the opening VI the first mine
and the close of 1881 the Lake Superior
copper districts produced $50, 600 tons
of refined copper, representing value
in market of not less than $3.50, ,000,0 900.
The Engineering and Mining Journal,
printed at New York, gives the amount
paid i'll dividends In 1881 by United
States mines other than iron or coal as
fnlln,rr
The true northerner., 1882-05-05

/ AUDtOeF ana Ter
Cent. Of ObserU-
ers bg Whom
| Each Disease Wds
! RepOTtcd.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07
rhe LUSCIOUS Riyalye.

The oyster season has arrived, and this
Is nowhere more apparent than at Mrs.
Browns Restaurant, where at all hours OF
the day and night the bivalve is served in
any style known to the art OF cooking.
Oysters are received by express daily in
cans and in the shell from both the East
and West. Families supplied.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

For the purpose Of reducing his stock,
previous to moving into his new building,
Bartlett will, for the next 80 days, sell
wines, liquors and cigars at greatly re-
duced prices. During the holidays fami-
lies can be supplied with better articles
from this establishment than any other in
Eureka, and at prices that will astonish
them. Cali and sample the goods.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

Begs to inform his customers and the
public generally that owing to his con-
stantly increasing trade he has enlarged
his atelier, and will henceforth be
able to do all work entrusted to him
at the shortest notice. As heretofore,
oil work warranted to give perfect sat-
~isfaction or money refunded.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

A. D. Haskell, formerly agent Of the
New England Mutual Life Insurance Com
pany, will attend to the business OF the
Company during the absence Of W. B.
Hickok Especial Agent from the State.
Applications for insurance in this de-
servedly popular company will receive
promDt attention.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07
rIreproof store Tor Rent.

The undersigned has 8 nice store to rent
in his new freproos building, adjoining
the Courthouse. It Ia well sdaptad for
a clothing, dry goods. drug, or book store.
For particulars apply to n. b. Bartlett. =
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07
eureka Dailp 5fntinel.


The following is a complete list OF out
standing assessments upon stocks listed at
the San Francisco Stock and Exchange
Board, with the dates upon which they
will become delinquent in the Board:
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

TIE largest stock Of perfumery and
handkerchief extracts ever imported to the
State, from 25 cents to s14 per bottle, at
schneider's drug store.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

You can find at Schneider's drug store
handsome and new style gold and silver
~celluloid sets in leather and plush cases. y
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

A LARGE assortment Of ladies' and gents
dressing cases. pocket-books, satchels
valises, toilet sets, etc., can be found o.
Schneider's drug sore.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

FoR the latest styles Of plush odor cases,
celluloid sets In leather and plush cases
90 10 Schneider's drug store. n
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07
Delinquent Sale Notice

Albion Consolidated Mining Com.
pamy.
Location Of principal place Of business. San
Francisco, California.
Location Of works, Eureka Mining District,
Eureka, Nevada.
Notice.-There are delinquent upon the fol-
owing described stock, on account Of assess
ment mo. 81 levied on the Twenty-hfth day OF
November, 1881, the several amounts set op
posite the names Of the respective shsrehold-
ers. as follows:
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

Ak immense supply OF fresh French and
American candies just received ct the
Red House for the holidays.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

Al echneider's drug store you can buy
o holiday present from as cents to S76. :
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

You will save money by reading =. J
Hchneider's new advertisement.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMFny

MA n n
Of Memory, Lassitude. Nocturnal Emissions
Aversion to Society. Dimness OF Vision. NoJsa.,
in the Head; the vital fluid passing unabs"nnsss
in the urine. and many other diseases thai IesSS
to insanity and death. ieso
DR. MINTIE will agree 10 forfeit. r,u.
Hundred Dollars for q case Of his rtra .sssS
the VITAL RESTORATIVE lnnda. Ia
special advice and trestment Will not cura q,
for anything impure or injurious fonnd M
DIN. MKNThE treats all Private pissssas .r
c%essfuliy without mercury. CO-nsuIfaat"u
Free thorough examination and advice. An.
Guiding analysis OF urine, IS 90. Prieso ~ W..
nestorntfve, " 90 . bottle. or four times
the quantity, slo %; sent TO any address upon
receipt Of price. or O. O. D., secure from ~
servstion, and In private name II desired,
A. T.. MINTIE, m. ID.
III Kearny st. Sam Francisco.
oh: MlNIIE's KIDNEY REMEDY.
NEPHkET1CUM, cures all kinds Of Kidney
and Bladder Complaints. Gonorrhos. elect
Leucorrhma. For sale by all druggists Al co !
bottle, six tottles forf5 90,
DIN. MINTIE's DANDELION PILLS
are the best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and
BILIOUS cure In the market. Fors
all druggists. mrai,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

Go to P. Steler's; he sells his jewelry
cheaper than any other house.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07


You will save money by reading T.. J.
schneider's new advertisement.
Go to P. Staler's; he sells his jewelry
cheaper than any other house.
Go to P. Eteler's for everything In the
jewelry line. He IL reliable.
Go to p. Steler's for solid silver and
plated ware.
Go to Steler's for fine diamonds, watches
and chains.
FoR the finest and cheapest holiday
goods, go to 6chneider's drug store. y
Go to P. steler's for fine wedding and
holiday presents. =
Go to P. Steler's for all kind OF clocks. y
Go to Steler's for fine jewelry.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

Go to P. Hteler's for everything In th
jewelry line. He IL reliable. =
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-07

FoR the finest and cheapest holiday
goods, 60 to S~chneider's drug store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-20
Pilot Knob Items.

THE fruit seems about all injured or killed.
1T is said that nothing is more terrible than
active ignorance. 1t is also said that abuse
is the argument of bad heart.
Mrs. w. A. BEBEE has been quite sick OF
pneumonia: but we are glad to learn that she
is recovering,
IT il rIImored that two of our nice young
people contemplate uniting their fortunes
'sfor better or for worse" at an early day.
From what we have seen we Judge the license
has been ordered.
Mr.. KLUG has exchanged his old jeweler
for a new one. That is all that we are at
present qualified to say.
"FATH was lost in sight, and hope, in
fruition," last Saturday, in the case of the
pupils of the Advanced Grade of our school.
The teachers had promised them a fishing
excursion, and accordingly at 9 O'Clock A. NJ.
two well-loaded vehicles were seen to move
in the direction of Indian creek-the front
one of young ladies, under charge of Mr..
Alfred Jaquith, and the other of pretty girls
and bright faced boys, was driven by Mr..
Miller. Handkerchief situations, songs,
merry laughter, &C., served to keep the two
companies in the same general direction,
while the thought of basket picnic and of
fish-catching served to prevent WEAKNESS.
Well. all arrived safely at Middlebrook and
began the delightful novelty of rambling ov-
er about four miles of that little rivulet
called Indign creek. Your reporter is in
formed that the pupils pronounced it a most
pleasant diversion.
Now, Mr.. Editor, we hope all dissatisfied
parties, who have felt the need Of q new
Town Board, have realized their toudest
hopes, and will have no more to say on past
issues. As for ourself, we are satisfied with
the netc If the aeu is satisfied with itself and
the people are satisfied. Occasional" never
dreamed that his thoughless suggestion that
the old toould do, would call forth so much
indignation, so much reading out of eharac-
ter, and such blighting of young hopes and
regulations. Occasional" has no fondness
for controversy, and would say to "Citizen
and TaX-Payer" that he (''Occasional'') will
sign his name to anything he may say upon
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-20

Two brothers named respectively James
and Robert Edwards, who live in the east
part Of town with their mother, were before
Judge Dinser last Thursday. Robert, who
Ii subject 70 dts, and therefore unable to
work at n times, was on Wednesday elected
from the house By his brother on the score
that he had not paid his board bill, or atleast
was not distributing sufficiently to the fam
fly fnnd Robert asked for his clothes which
were denied him, whereupon he took up an
AK standing outside and said he would secure
that anyway. James told hi m to put it down
and with . club in his hand started after him.
Robert ran up the railroad track, but James
overlook him. and despite the interference of
his mother who tried to separate them,
knocked him down and beat him over the
head with the club. James was bound over
to appear before the coming circuit court,
auj In lieu Of bail he was locked UP.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1882-04-20

Whereas, Henry Aday and B. A. Addy, his
vile. by their deed of trust, dated 18th day
{ May, 1881, duly recorded in the office of
,he Recorder of Deeds for the County Of
Iron and State of Missouri, In Book In
on page 1.3, did convey to the unders gned
trustee the following described tracts or
parcrls of land situate, lying nd bling in the
County of Iron and State Of Missouri, viz:
Lot number fifteen {15). in block number
eight (S), in the North Add ton TO the City
Of Ir,ruton, County of Iron, and State of
Missouri;
Which said conveyance was made IN trust
20 secure the payment of a certain note
therein mentioned and described; and, where
As, default having been made in the payment
of said note; now. therefore, at the request
IF the lega, holder of said note. and in pur-
suance of rhe terms of said deed Of trust, /,
the undersigned trustee, win, ON
Saturday, ApriI 18th, 1882,
at the east front door of the Court House in
the City of Ironton, Iron county, Missouri,
hetween the bours of nine O'Clock A. M. and
i've O'Clock P. N. of that day. sell, at public
veadue, the above de-cribed real estate. to the
highest oder. for cash, to satisfy said notes
and the Gusts and expenses of this trust.
apr6n3S j. T. AXE, Trustee.