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AMPUTATION or THE LEG.
The Old Family Physician nti Eanlt-Dr
David Kennedy tine successfus Surgeon.

Money is the universal necessity, and none but a
cynic or fool will affect to despise it. Mr.. Abram
Ellsworth, of Port Even, Ulster county, N Y, had
realized this truth. His disease involved the whole
of his thigh-bone, ard the suffering man looked for
ward, not without apparent reason TO death as his
only deverer. His family physician refused to am
putate the limb-assertng that the operation would
kill The patient on the spot. DR.. David Kennedy,
of Rondout n. Y. who was consulted, held differ
emit opinion and amputated the limb. The Doctor
then administered freely his great Blood Specific
FAVORITE REMEDY to afford tone and strength
to the system, prevent the return of the disease,
and Mr.. Ellsworth remains to this day in the bloom
of health. This gentleman's disease was the off
spring of foul blood, and Kennedy's FAVORITE
REMEDY purified the blood and restored to him
the power once more to enjoy his life Are you suf
fering from any disease raceable to the cause?
Try Favorite Remedy. Your druggist has it. ONE
DOLLAR bottle. Bear in mind the proprietor's
name and address Dr. Dapid KENNEDY, Rondout-
New York. ap25T, Th&S&w1m
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DIR. CORBETT,s CELEBRATED
SHAKERS SARSAPARELLA,

For all Impurities of the Blood and other
s Fluids, Diseases of the Kidneys Urina-
ry Organs, Liver, Bowels, and Skin.
For WoMEN.-It regulates the female functions.
purifying the fluids of unwholesome humors and
ulceratious restoring displaced organs by its tonic
influence on the blood muscles and ligaments, and
curing Constipation Piles, Sick Headache, Dizzy
Spells Weakness, Palpitation and Nervousness
Probably the only medicine known that will dissolve
away Tumors and Cancerous growths.
FOR CHILDREN-Pure and palatable it removes
the first symptoms of Hereditary Disease of the
Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Lungs, and clenses the
skin of Pimples, Blotches, Boils, Carbuncles and
Itching and Scaly HUmors.
RHEUMATIsM.-ltr removes the cause of Rheuma-
tism Neuralgia, and Govt, and has cured thousands
of cases of Liver and Kidney diseases. Scrofula U
GERS on the Lungs White Swellings, Canker Humors,
Salt Rheum Erysipelas, Dropsy, Gravel, Gail
Stones, and Bright's Disease.
DIR. CoRBETT's SHAKERS SARsAPARILLA is rec
commended by scores of prominent New England
physicians. 1t has cured many remarkable cases
given up to die, and always be relied upon as
pure, safe, and economical remedy for Chronic Dis
eases of either sex, all Impurities of the Blood,
Loss of Flesh, Strength and Appetite, and is pecu
iar]y domestic medicine, appealing strongly to
mothers who love healthy, happy homes. The
average cost is about one cent per dose.
Prepared under the supervision OF MARY
WHITCHER, SHAKER VILLAGE, N. H., and sold by
all respectable druggists. Be careful to call for Dr.
CoRBETT's SHAKERS SARAPARILLA, and avoid i'm
itations. Price, 81 per bottle; six bottles for So
Gen'l Agts., WEEKS & POTTER, Boston.
ap27 ThS&T&w3mnrm
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MARINE N EWS.


FRIDAY, May 10.
Arrived.
Steamer City of Portland Larcom, st John, NIB,
via Eastport for Boston.
BRIG Jennie Phinney Brown, Matanzas-molasses
aud sugar to Geo S Hunt " Co, 80
Sch Geo M Adams. Standish, Savannah-516, 900
it hard pine to W Deering The largest cargo ever
brought into port; has 1000 on deck
Sch Irene, (Br) Swim, harrington, NS-eanned
Sci Glad Tidings, (Br) Hatfield, Frederickton NIB
r sleepers to Boston q Maine kh.
Cleared.
Baroue Carmel (Nor) Gjeruldson, Rosario, SA-
" & r Mlliken.
Baraue Minde, (Nor) Anderson Bermuda-Chase,
s.ii Willie Martin, willard, New York; Ham
len & Co. ,,
sell & Tabor.
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What word inthe English language possesses
the greatest number of one particular letter?
Possesses. Grip
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City of Portland.

Cry CLERKS OFFICE, May 10Th, 1882.
nN PETITION of F. H. Delano to erect and
W maintain steam engine of IL horse powed
on Monday, the fifth day of. June next at 71a
O'Clock P. NJ hearing will be had of all parties in
terested in said petition at the Aldermens room in
the City Building. Per order,
II. I. ROBINSON, City Clerk.
may1S dat
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It Removes the Cause.

Corbett's Sarsaparilla removes the cause OF
rheumatism, neuralgia, gout, Kidney disease,
Brights disease, dropsy, gravel and 8 all stones
which is nothing but scrofulous poison in the
blood
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MARRIAGES.

In Biddefrod, May IL, Thos. W. Barron of Port
land and Mary A. Murphy of Biddeford.
In Bridgion, May Is, Geo f, Hale and Miss Ainta
j. McDoHald.
In Topsham MAY g. Geo. H. Berry OF Carthage
and Miss Mary |. Tedford of Topsham.
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A Good SQUARE Meal

Is too often followed by 3 disordered stomach,
symptoms of dyspepsia or indigestion. Every
miserable dyspeptic in the land should know
that he can be cured by timely use of BUR-
DOCK BLOOD BITTERs. Price $100, trial
siza 10 Cents
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Among the medicinal means of arresting disease,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters stands pre-eminent 1t
checks the further progress of all disorders of the
prevents and remedies chis and fever, increases
the activity of the kidneys, eounteracts tendency
to rheumatism, and is a genuine stay ana soiaee 10
aged, infirm and nervous persons. -,
For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers generalIy;
may2 TuTh&Sat&Wlmlo
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A fashionable New York belle boosted, on
her return from Europe, that while there she
had some of the most celebrated men at her
feet. 1t is more satisfactory to employ first
class chiropodist than TO goad your brother TO
profanity when he uses his razor.-Puck.
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RAILROADS.
Eastern Railroad.
Winter Arrangement will go into effect
ON
MONDAY, DECEMBER 9Th, 1881,
rrnins ienve PortInnd.


Trains leave Portland.
At - q. mn. Daily (SigSt Pullman) for Saco,
tiiddeferd, Kennebunk, Kittery, Portsmouth,
NsYnuEyDuzt, SSiena, I4yRn and Boston. arriving
at 6.30a. N. : specssl Sleeping Gar Will De
seaiS sdr occupancy tn Portland station, AZ 200
=. q, aGo is attached to this train for Boston,
Sunday nights this car will not be ready until II
.. M.
At y A. a. III. for Cape Elizabeth Scarboro, Saco,
Biddeford, Kennebunk. Wells North and South
Berwick Conway junction, connecting for all
stations on Conway Division. Kittery, Portsmouth,
Ne@buryport, Salem, Gloucester, Rockport,
Lynn, Chelsea and Boston, arriving at i.l5 m.
at 40 D. ass. for Cape Elizabeth Searboro, Saco
Biddeford, Kennebunk, Wells, North and South
Berwick, Kittery, Portsmouth, Newburyport,
Salem Gloucester, Rockport, Lynn, Chelsea and
Boston, arriving at BIO p. connecting with
Sound and Rail Lines for all Southern and West
points.
Trains leave Boston.
At $50 a. m. ard arrive in Portland at 80 p.
IA AT IL. 80. y. M and arrive in Portland at BOO
?. m AT 90 p. m. daily and arrive In Portland
at 100 p. m.
Pullman Parlor Cars.
On trains leaving Boston, at $50 a. m. 1890 and
100 p. N. and trains leaving Portland . 40 a.
rn. and /. 40 p. m. Through Pullman Sleeping
Cars trains leaving Boston at 100 p. m. and
Portland at 2 90 a. my.
EhrouGs tickets 90 afI points w esq and
sonan may es had OF j. M. French Ticket Easter,
Eastern Railroad Depot and at Union Ticket Once
40 Exchange street.
FnllnsesG Ger Tickets for Seats 0Hd
Esersss sSIs az Depot Ticskes Once.
LUCIUS FUTILE,
General Passenger and Ticket Agent.
o. ". SAN BORN, Master Transportation.
dec5 dm
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CATARRH. Elys' Cream Balm

EHectually cleanses
the nasal passages of
Catarrhal virus, caBs-
ing healthy secretions,
allays Inflammation,
protects the membrane
from additional colds,
completely heals the
sores and restores the
sense of taste and
meIl;beneficial results
are realized by a few
applications. A thor
ongh treatment will
cure Catarrh, Hay Fe-
yer, &c. Unequaled for
colds in the head.
Agreeable to use. APP
ply by the little finger
into the nostrils. On
skage. For sale in Port
druggists
IN CO., Owego, n. Y.
d&w1y4s
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MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD,

On and after Monday, Dec. 5sh, Passenger
Trains will run as follows: Leave Portland
for So. John, Halifax and the Provinces
1856, and Hills p m; 50. Andrews, 81. ste-
Ishen, Fredericton, Aroostook Comfy,
lIecsehead Lake, and all stations on =. \
M, noon, aad remain in Bangor over night; for
Esangor, Esucksport, Dexter, Belfast and
n. WnsesFsiiie 40 100 a. N. ia4B P. n. 1856
Gssss.s. GsaIl s qsSSdsass' hisSs
m, SIG p. M, lilo p. M; Bnth, TOO a. m.
1885 p. M, 5.15 p. m; and Ills P. m. on
Lincoln R. r., 100 a. M. l25b p.
NJ; Auburn and Lewiston, i2.46 p. NJ
5,05 p. m. Lewiston via Brunswick 700
EangeIey Lake, monmosih, winthrop,
8eadfeid, Wess WnteryiIie and North
Brunswick, TOO q. IA.
LEAVE FOR PORTLAND and BOSTON.
From Halifax, 8.15 a. m. 2:45 p. m; st.
Jcln, S.15 a. mr. 900 p. M; Houitcn, SEQ
.. M; ss. stephen, 9.45 q. M; Bucksport,
5so % e. r nj sansa9E1o 1io n a. as'lfa.a
2.40 p. M; WaIervilIe, 9.22 am; 1.e5, 1000
Gardiner, SIT a. "a, 1927 a. m. s.o7 p; m;
T. 1 n RRrnnsas .' Sss iizs siav
500 a. m, 1.35 p. m. Lewiston, 7,2o a. M,
1928 q. M, 4.15 .. IN. Phillips, $40 q. m.
Farmingfen, $50 o. M; Winthrop 1925
a. m. being due in Portland as follows: The
morning trains from Augusta and Bath,
1856 a. m. Lewiston, $40. The day trains
from Bangor, and all intermediate stations and
connecting roads at LOO and LOO p.
m. The afternoon trains from Nsterville,
Augusta Bath, Rockland and Lewiston at $40
o. NJ. The Night Pullman Express train at 1.50
o. M.
Sleeping Cars attached, run daily, Sundays in
cluded, between Boston ard Name Central r. r.
only.
3Runs through TO Bangor every morning, and Show
hogan Sunday Morning, but not Monday Does
not run TO Dexter, Belfast or Bucksport. Sunday
morning.
F,ixnited Tickets frat and secoad class for
~. Joha ard Halifax ON sale as reduced
PAYsoN TUCKER. sup't.
Portland, Dec. 9th, 1881.
deco du
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SLONP FOE SAFE.

sIOoP-RIGGED keel boat, 90 feet, 8 inches long
y feet wide, formerly owned by the late Walter
#. Iynde. of Freeport. viii be sold at bargain.
Apply to W. G. Merrill, Freeport, G. l.. Me-
CIeery, Mail Office, Lowell, Mass. my3dh
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CITY ADVERTISEMENTS

FEyO CARRY on a small farm. Wife must be a
good butter maker. Address A. b. box 983.
mar IS du
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fFRoM MERCHANTS EXCHANGED

Sid I'm Hayre 18th inst ship g Sargent, Ather-
ton Cardiff. :,
Sid I'm Liverpool 18th inst. ships st Nicholas,
Pendleton, New York: Snow & Burgess, Anderson.
New York.
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FROM OUR CORRESPONDENT.
BOOTHBAY, May 17-Ar, sch Rosa Mueller, Nc
Learn Portland for Rockport.
Sid, schs Merrill Hart. Watts, New York; and a
fleet of coasters.
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"Why?" asked young lover OF his intend
ed. sob, because, she replied. "But because
why?' he persisted "Well, just because. !"
And that was all she would say. The young
man Justly concluded that this same because"
hid multitude of thoughts and deeds Of
which young ladies do not care to say much
Boston Star.
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May IA, lat 27, Ion =, sch waldemar. Parker, I'm
Philadelphia for st Martins.
(utiiC llra
ScrofuIOus, Itching Scaly and HUI
mors Of the Skin, Scalp
and Blood Cured.
MIRAOI1LnI1s CURE

I will now state thatI made miraculous cure of
one of the worst cases of skin disease known. The
patient is man forty years old had suffered fifteen
years. His eyes, scalp and nearly his whole body
tention of twelve different physicians who prescribed
the best remedies known TO the profession such as
iodide potassium, arsenic corrosive subilmate sar-
with but little relief. prevailed upon him to use
the Cuticura Resolvent blood puriheD internally,
did so, and was completely cured. The skin on his
head, face and many other parts of his body, which
presented a most loathsome appearance is now as
soft and smooth as an Infants with scar trace
of the diseases lett behind He has now been cured
twelve months. Reported by
f. II. BROWN, Esq, Barnwell S. G.
Reference Dr. II. BAER. Charleston, S. G.
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ECZEMA.

ECZEMA.
Sixteen months since an eruption broke out on my
leg and both feet, which turned cut to be Eczema
various remedies with good results until used the
CuTcura Resolvent (blood purifer) internally, and
Cuticura and Cuticura Soap externally, which en-
natural as ever.
LEN. M. FRAILEY, "a South St, Baltimore
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NEAR Cape Elizabeth Depot, small Cottage
In House with rooms in good repair, with small
hen house. plenty good water and nice large gar r
near Cape Elizabeth Depot. may9d2W*
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PALMER KNOX.

This stallion will stand for service the present sea-
son at the
Plum Street Stables, Portland.
For terms apply to e. G. HAYES or M. G.
PALMER. my9TT&S4w
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FuyHE many friends Of DR. n. EB HEAD, the
Il Celebrated ClairvoyanJ, will be pleased to learn
that he has returned to the City and taken rooms at
No. Chestnut ST., where he is prepared to treat all
kinds of Chronic Diseases The Doctor has no equal
in describing and locating diseases without asking
any questions =
n M may6d4w
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No Observation-Disclosures Pellets
have an inherent power to cure Dyspepsia,
Constipation, Piles, Sick or Nervous Headache,
and all diseases of the Stomach, Bowels and
Liver. Meier surpassed in The history of medi
cine. Sufferers, try them, and ye will suffer
no more. Fifty cents a bottle at druggists.
Sent by mail on receipt of price.
Miss Sawyer's salve, as nosc prepared, beats
the world. Twenty-Five cents box. Sent by
mail.
WIGG1N & Co., Proprietors, Rockland, Me.
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Anil 6. lat 2 N, lon 81 ", barque Carrie WINS
Low npT Toring. from Liverpool for San Francisco
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And so Darwin is dead? We'll, he was the
first enc who had the nerve to look in a mirror
and openly assert that man is descended from
the ape.-The Judge.
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TO Let.

FEIHE second story of house No. St. Lawrerc e
IL Place, containing gas and Sebago water. Rent
$500 per month. Enquire at COG Congress st,
apps dtf
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Castoria is not narcotic. Mothers. Nurses
and Doctors agree that for Sour-stomach,
Flatulency. Diarrhoea. and Constipation,
nothing is . prompt as old DR.. Pitchers
Castoris. BY assimilating the food,
Castoria sizes robust health and nat
ural sleep.
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DIR. Mary Walker has called upon Guiteau,
and the assassin declares himself ready to de-
part He has nothing more to live for.-Ne
York Commercial Advertiser.
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Real ESTATE
cottage House and Land for $500.


PLEASANTLY located on Leonard street, in
4 Deering The lot contains more than 13, 600
leet. Well Of excellent water on the premises.
may 9d1W* VIM. Ii. JERKS, Cahoon Block.
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NV LITTLE GRANDDAUGHTER
Has been deaf for two and half years, caused by
catarrh Her little head was filed with corruption,
which destroyed her appetite, made her cough and
have very unwholesome breath. She has been
cured of deafness and every other symptom of Ca
tarrh, and is fine, healthy child, thanks to
NAL.
For rough and greasy skin: CUTIcURA SOAP.
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ScROFULA SORE.

SCROFULA SORE.
Cuticura Remedies said that through Divine Provi-
dence one of his parshioners cured of scrofu-
lous SORE which slowly draining away his life,
and Cuticura and Cuticura Soap externally. The
poison that had fed the disease was compley driven
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CtTORE and House, twenty-five acres CT laud, or
- chard good well of water good place for
trade and pleasant location For particulars IN
quire of or address W. II. WILSON West Cumber-
land. mayzd5W-
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.Iprsscri6e ii as superior TO any k1loace remedy"
DR.. H. A. Archer, 81 Portland Av Brooklyn.
Morris tribune., 1882-10-26

mission to the store without Mr.. skiff's
knowledge.
81 found this coat" said Mr.. Walters,
"h angling in the postoffice. I brought it
with me to be used as evidence"
Mr.. Skiff asked him to come into the
house for a moment and Mr.. Walters
did so.
"What evidence" asked the postmas-
ter, can you obtain from that coat?"
'"This, answered Mr.. Walters. "I find
in the pockets portions of six or seven
other letters that have been stolen.
These would have convicted you, if you
had not confessed"
"But that is not my coat" said Mr..
Skiff.
at is Jim Riley's," exclaimed Mrs.
Skiff He is the real thiefr'
"lmpossible!" said Mr.. Walters.
"Why, your husband has admitted his
guilt"
Mr.. Skiff undertook to tell the whole
story to Walters, and when Mr.. Walters
the telegraph-office, he did not return
for nearly two hours; and when he came
back Mr. and Mrs. Skif were at dinner
Wont you invite me to dinner with
you?" said Mr.. Walters. 81 have some
good news. Here" he said, "is a tele-
gram announcing the fact of Riler's ar
rest and his full confession. I have
posted it at the hotel so that the people
here will know that you are innocent"
Postmaster Skiff bitterly repented of
his folly in hastily condemning his wife
and in yielding to temptation to tell a
falsehood. He felt, however, that he
had learned valuable lesson
He has always said that dinner. taken
with his wife and Walters, was the most
delicious he ever tasted.
Morris tribune., 1882-10-26
Our Farmers Column.
Oxen on the Farm.

Mr.. w. H. Pearson, Vassalbora, says,
in The Maine Farmer, ditto to Solomon
In respect to oxen on the farm: "In
discarding the OK have we done wisely?
[ fear not. 1t is emminently the poor
mans team. The cost of raising yoke
of oxen is much less than it costs to
raise pair of horses. The outfit costs
less, and the wear and tear are less, and
then too, we must not forget, the in
crease by the strength Tin labor of the
OK" To very large exten thehorse is
the supplanter of the OK as farm labor
er. The introduction of the moving
machine and other appliances in farming
operations, it is claimed, has necessita-
ted the change; we do not believe that
there is any valid reason for this. But
that with "three-cattle-team"- "a yoke
OF oxen and horse-the farmer can ac-
complish work as well, and with much
greater economy. The horse requires
more and better feed than the OK, and
while the OK is constantly increasing in
value, the horse isas constantly decreas-
ing, until he finally finds lodgment on
the dunghill. 1t is the firm belief of not
few observing men that we here in
Maine have already arrived at co ndi
ton of things that change n this re-
spect is needed, and return made to
the better and more economic methods
of our fathers. Can we not, with strict
property, indorse the words of the in
spired writer-'Where no oxen are the
crib is clean,'"
Morris tribune., 1882-10-26
Why the Post Office Was Dis.
continued.

The post Office at Iron Rod, Mon, has
been discontinued, and the explanation
is thus given by an officer of the de-
partment: ga post-office agent while
officially visiting various offices in Mon
tana Territory for the purpose of cor
recting any Irregularities of postmasters,
stopped at Iron Rod. Going into the
post office, he found the room divided
into three sections-frst saloon, next
the post Office, and last a faro bank. The
mail bag was brought in, a roogh-looking
contents on the floor. The entire crowd
at once got down on their hands and
commenced overhauling the letters,
among which several were registered,
and selected such as they wanted. AT
ter they were through, the remaining
were shovelled into candle box and
placed on the bar. The special agent,
thinking the Office needed little regu-
lating, asked the barkeeper, who had
received and distributed the mail, il
he was the postmaster. He answered
NO. Are you the assistant postmaster
NO. Where is the postmaster Out
Mining Where is the assistant post
master?' Gone to HelPs Canon; and by
thunder, Bill Jones has got to run this
office next week; it's his turn The
government official then stated who he
was, and demanded the keys of the
Office. The bartender cody took the
candle box from the bar, placed it on
the floor, and gave it a kick, sending it
out Of door, saying, There's your post
Office, now git.' The agent says, Know
ing the custom of the country, lost no
time in following this advice, and got
This is why the post Office at Iron
Rod was discontinued"
Morris tribune., 1882-10-26
Reproved.
Travellers Magazine.


The travelling young man who makes
love promiscuously to pretty passengers
finds out after while that he had better
mind his own business.
There were plenty of seats in the car,
but as he walked down the aisle he
looked sharply to the right and left un-
til he reached pretty girl who was sit
ting alone.
'tSeat engaged, miss??" he asked with a
knowing wink.
"N-no, sir" stammered the girl, look
ing around in dismay.
Down he pumped and braced himself
for the campaign. He was regular pas
senger and held his commutation ticket
in his hand.
..Shall open?"
"Ticketsp' roared the conductor, who
had watched him from afar.
The regular passenger smiled sweetly
at the pretty girl, and put up his PASTE
board, out of which two sides were
promptly nipped.
''Ticketsp'
Hold onl" protested the regular pas
senger, you punched this twice. This
lady isn't with me"
Sorry" replied the conductor, ssbut
you walked in, sat down, and went to