The semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1882-1886, 1882-09-13
SIDE DISHES.

pr.r,wiu,,s l..y n,anclIiMg the fruit
"f the date tree: "Man,n'a. II ] e't
dates enough. will I grow "r 10 /"
an alma nae:
\ .Ian |..,s,ing Of his lx.,iigrce I"
another said that his father was el''-
ya,cd aiovc III. common hCrtt oi
men. lie WAS hanged.
\ ,,ricSt once asked y ccu.lcnlnCsl
criu,;u.. in II Paris Jail: "What kind
q, a ems. .ic,ur have yOu:"' ''lt's ~
:.,sni as new" replied The prisoner.
'';r I !'av. never used II.
i'a'...ur doctors give the boys
ui..kjr- and them follow them from
the apple stand honm, and hy hang
.,,.. ai,",nl tlu. }",,,S.' Il few hours re.
:l,Z.- >,.vcra, hnm.lrri ~: cent q"
i.u IT. investment.
\ .>rwa,;. .irl llaStcncd the t;r-
..,;t,i,, -. II lingering gentleman cali
,:t;,; cher evrn:u. hy rc'iiarking.
rS -, :...l:. :! ",n cf the window. ~
,l.n.t "c Si.ni; ;;avr II beautiful -,n.
ri>'..
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dent wants to know the lw'st
w:., -. ;r,u,.c 81 literary man. Well,
III: u:;;rkc>t way is i"r him (" make
u >!.,,rt y.,ya"r (" >.u. lie will very
!ik.ly become. u t"Ii!rilM,l'r I" tl;r
.\'lahi'r
t.,;t. An !:i>i, taller making y
%. n;.,ur,u ;. c.,,: :.,l vest too small,
w;,, ordered ~ take them home amt
sv.aNsA H1AnH
gentleman WIS toll that the gar
r,rn,S l.p.. n..i I" lit = c""ntry',ian
~ his. aud l:r hal IT,. them ont 1T
.hi;tii'E I: Et'G.
Saith, vii" wi. always 'ia''i'lin.
in scripture. hit a.: iM,~S. rHI iHa'l u!
.:..n.< H.. other day ar.l remarked I"
h;,.: "licvrr V.,i cr;,>. my thrs~h-
,.ld a.a;!. may your right eye c'@ave
to i'.- liz, u! l.y !.a,ul "m III" toe ~
III: i.;u, ~ ;!.r seat "f your rants.
lone. lie. .cr r"n.cA.
Nus. was carryin. home y "rnl's
Wort. "i yeas! in :. pitcher. and the
other WIS :.G;,:y IT, ,:i.' store for u bGr
III ~,::p in hu!x. ''E":i!y .y", live
~ .-ni,," Assay this sun,n:r::" asked
80. .ii: witt: i;ie S.:.>!. well, they
:ii.i ia!H uf IL. r.t.aikcsl the oiner,
lint t,m ..r..~~,:a':"r d;>.p."'i;'ts.l
,,,,,;,. .t,, vote tui..> going:
"Ih,y wee s"i.,.'. but tive milk till
cau." IN ;;,~ n"rn;n: ar'i ] :""'
.::v vii: !.av"t" I" iut "'i' III" tray
Iaar ,.,.. Ia: the rir:I i,lks have
their tuA:..- - wrl! ~ II. iaOr
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per w.t. an ".ii.s'.' y" '.a'S :" ;'>-
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lie "ri:. :: ''ii:.' is ih" 'a>i time
W. .i,.i! n,..I.. /" "a" persistent
un' -..'.. - S":' III in's
in 10. -. :;.,:!, III liz tt%a> n I''-
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