Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1882-01-05

Or get dinner boiled or fried,
And many other things beside.
II. D. A. B. md Company
Arc clever merchants, you may see,
And if you trade with them you'll 6nd
Their goods and prices to your mind.
George Hayes keeps stoves Of every kind,
Here oil things made of tin you'll find;
Some Of his acorn stoves It's thought,
Cook chickens that were never bought.
If you suit Of clothes would get
Just call on Ritter for fit,
He'll mako for you from chin to boot
A suit that cannot full to suit.
If you are suffering or sick
Wolk right into the drug store quick,
Aud Doctor Darby will try to cure,
Of that you may be very sure.
Our bankers arc as 6rm and square
AS any bankers anywhere,
And be it soon or bo it late,
They're ready to accommodate.
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Some people are so hard to please,
But if our mail is to our mind,
We have not any fault to find.
Como, sit in Glover's high. backed chair;
He'll barberise your beard and hair;
Look in the glass when he gets through,
You'll think it surely is not you.
Now we will call at Mulky's chop,
And leave an order while we stop,
Tor he can make both shoes and boots
Fit to be worn with Ritter's suits.
At Hotel Biemann NC will stop,
Although We never drink drop,
Still we will stop while and rest,
Aud dino upoa tho very BEST.
Our marshaPs out, as you may soc,
And vigilant as he can be;
He keeps the streets all neat and trim,
And rowdos are afraid of him.
Now, if quarrel you would pick,
Or if you don't believe "Old Nick,"
Just curse and kick or play trick,
He'll put you in the lock up quick.
Now Fiechesser's standing at his door,
Sells "leetlo cheaper rs beforo'--
A courtly bow, q Frenchy dssh-
"Come buy Of me and pay the cash."
And VanDiyiere is always here;
He'll meet you with his pleasant cheer;
"Walk 10, walk in, for I'm the man
Who'll try to please you if | cau."
Jim Bird will try to please you too,
In everything ho does for you
Make you harness through snd through,
Or fix yonr saddle up anew.
Vic Norman is jewel true;
He'll sell you drugs and candy too,
With many toy for girl and boy,
TO Gil their little hearts with joy.
George Eaton keeps things good to eat;
Try them, you'll say they're hard TO bent,
And though you know you should be gone,
You'll eat and cat and still out-on.
And Henry Schroder's store comes next:
When you look round you will be vext
TO think you've eaten all you could,
While here you find things just as good.
9. L. Reed, We wish good speed,
For surely he's friend indeed;
If you ore late or in strait,
He'll sell you goods and wait and wait.
Next door is Hoodrx Arnold's store,
Where VIC have often been before,
Still hope to bc quito frequently:
Their pri6es with our purse agreo.
Now let's repair to Court House Square,
And sec what they arc doing there.
The county officers you'll see
Are just as good as men can be.
We have no pcttifoggiug olan--
Our forum boasts OF gentlemen;
If there's clown, who acts, low down,
He doesn't belong to our town.
The editor is 10 his chair,
True to his trust, he's always there:
But if you want to see tho "Duce,"
You can't--ho's out upoo cruise.
Aud now, for old acquaintance sake,
Well 90 to Ritohey for steak,
Then come on down to Oilker's store,
And there we'll purchase something more
Come, see what Miles can do for you:
YOU'LL find ho'll dress you out anew,
And then to Joost we will repuir:
He'll fix or mend your iron wore.
Though Doctor Mitchell has no store,
We hopo to see him at his door,