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The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

Murray county now has three candi.
dates in the field for Representative,
viz: W. H. Johnson, r. u. n. Orcutt
and S. q. Morse.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

For SALE.-Ten fresh milk COWS and
span of horses with wagon and har-
ness. For cash. or on time with chat
tel mortgage. Inquire at this office or
of J. d. Pratt. sec. !. Wosthington Tp.
81 m.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

First class second hand base burner
for sale. Apply to q. W. SMITH, 7-tf.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

Fred Klasey is out at the farm sick
with typhoid fever.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

Land Office at Worthington. Minn.. September
26th 1852.
Notice is hereby given that the following
to make final proof in support OF his claim. and
that said proof will ie made before the u. :.
Land Office, at W0rth:ngton, Mimi, on FRIDAY
November Sd 1882, viz: Olik Stoken, y. S. appii-
cation No. lsC05 for the mex OF section ~, town
ship TO-, range A. He names the following wit
nesscs to prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation Of said land, viz: Thomas Gun
dersoD, Ole H0ff, Christ Elias and John iioti, Of
Adrian, Mobiles County, Minn.
MONS GRlNAGER, Register.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12
RUSHM0RE HOTEL.

K. L. WEMPLE, Proprietor.
This Is new Hote, recently opened on the
Worthington & Sioux Falls railroad. First-class
accommodations and everv attention shown to
guests. Good chicken and duck shooting in the
vicinity.
Good Stabling & First Glass Livery.
RUSHNORE, MINN:
7-4O-1y
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

All seasonable goods ut bottom prices
Call and be conyInced.
HEWITT & uARTINE.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12
SAW DUST
st. Paul and Minneapolis are still


st. Paul and Minneapolis are still
tore up over the saw dust question.
Committees have been appointed to
determine ~ whether saw dust OBJ
struction obstructs; >l2) whether saw
dust bar is any bar to navigation; (3)
whether saw dust and water pumped
up from the same river is any obstruc-
tion to pumps and boilers; az wheth-
er slabs in the wheel or rudder Of T.
steamer are any detriment to boat
which advertises to cook board.
Minneapolis is pro-saw dust and pro-
slab and St. Paul is anti.saw dust and
anti-slab. The Legislature will proba-
bly, be asked for an appropriation to
keep uD the war.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

Wanted, good girl for general work
ut the Rushmore Hotel. saw.
E.. T.. WEMPLE.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

The rains are sti raining. If it's
all the same to our old friend Boreas
we'd like to have it stop for few
DAYS now till we get bricked up.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12
a9prthiugtpn 9draatf.
rUBLDHID WE1KLY, At
WORTHINGTON, MOBILES COUNTY. MINI
ADVERTISING RATES.
A. q. of II. W.
M SONIC.

Worthington Lodge No 65 meets every Friday
evening. J. 8. MCMANUs. Master WOrkmn.
r. b. PIOrTs, Recorder.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

Shcpard's team struck out for them
selves on Tuesday. They ran into
the awning in front Of Dcwol7s and
knocked Off two or three posts and
for some reason or other stopped at
this point.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12
LOCAL.

woRrnlsoros. MIMI. OCTOBER IL, 1852
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

The Lutherans are about to build
a church on the corner Of 4th-av. and
l2th-st, opposite The lots of Lieut..
Plotts. 1t will be 30x5O, l6 feet
posts, and is to be completed for use
the coming winter This will lie the
fourt! church on 4th-av. Moved g.
gain that Erastus move over to this
street and that we call it Church-st.
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

60
The Worthington advance., 1882-10-12

FLOUR AND FEED.-All brands Of
Flour. Graham Flour, Corn Meal, Oats
and Bran 1T the new feed store of Par
sons l. Bro. in rear Of Brick block OH
"a ave. NV
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07
The Boss roadr

The louisville Posi- hurls these hot
words ut the CoHfer.Jownol for lie
indecent treatment Of Hon. b. +.
Madden: "Wheu the Governor Of the
State substitutes his private resent.
ments for the criminal code Of the
State, aud declares he will pardon any
one who will kill or cut the ears of
those who displease him, you have
nothing to say. Then il is 700 are
SILENT But when young man
who has nothing but his character re-
sents an attack upon II, you denounce
him, and demand that he be disgrac.
ed. The Governor can do anything,
violate the law, offer a pardon in adj
vance TO anyone who will murder or
mutiate any odd whelp' who may
offend him, and Il is all right with
you and other toadies like you. Not
word do you utter in condemnation.
On the contrary you lose no opportu-
nifty for covering that official with the
filthy saliva Of your worthless praise.
But Madden is pursued by you, NAL,
igned, denounced. prescribed. He
must be expelled from the LegisIa.
ture He must he disgraced forever
because he denounces calumny.
What a beautiful spirit Of justice, of
honesty and Christian virtue you ex.
hibitp .a.alH tE 900 sst
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07
Leave Takinq.

Not all have learned the art of leave
taking in an appropriate manner.
When you are about to depart, do so
at once, gracefully and politely, and
with no dallYing. Don't say cts
about time | was going" and then
settle back and talk on aimlessly for
another ten minutes. Some people
have Just such tiresome habit.
They will even rise and stand about
the room in various attitudes, keep
ing their host also standing, aud then
by an effort succeed in getting as far
as the hall, when u new thought
strikes them. They brighten up visi-
bly, and stnAd tor some minutes
longer, saying nothing Of importance,
but keeping everybody in restless,
nervous state. After the door is open.
ed the prolonged leave taking begins,
and everybody in general and partic-
ular Is invited 10 call. Very likely
last thought strikes the departing
visitor, which his friend mast risk a
cold TO hear to the end. What re.
lief when the door Is finally closed!
There is no need for being Extensively
abrupt. but when you are ready r.
QO-gO.
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fAKE


y DON'T I'D % dIsco@we you. NJ, h,sly I've
bssn hlled
vlth oatl.ln ssroag ml.gi ving. sOn, that somehow
wont be stliled
There's somthlng tells me plain ~ word. that you
with al your Wit,
Have erred Ia marking out your course and you'll
repent Of H..
"The time sni cons h.a , o. y u ~ 'hsa I 10,
what do nos. the good old hrm, With alt It.
hills aud stone
hope Is dead,
That Fame docs not be,iow her wreath on any
VmIsihe~P IU
Tin taking piainly, that know, but. Reuben,
mind you this.
That fames iar-oa target a million narksmen
miss.
Then, some dne day a shot il heard that ring,
Throughout the land,
lsl Gputeu pops he bullrsye, -luap, with
steady eye aud hand.
fYei~,S aura ", genius Is'be rsit hope
you will
Ygyk~sw Fame. temple crown, the top q an
thuftnoua
Aud tens of thousands bound that way, With reso.
luton stin,
HAse fsbua ih.ir va oobipe0ly blpckel ~ a
Astsyendousssgf" q. a. ~. r. II a
"rhis"If Is very hard 10 climb, II seems TO touch
The 1900, rr....r ID .r
Monfroiasf vent over "a his phmcval balloon
But, all slang the way this side, you'll bear the
dfenfy moaun ID IT..
OF the rising" Smith and Jentins, and the ''gin-
.fg ed'' Bpsn and JonsS- ~
"Nov Reuben, when you reach that ar you'll
show goodjadsiaent sen, |II
Ny striking ofo.s-ios ior the iarm and home-iolt'
arnpi .a|,r Ir.|.n "...
stay there aud toll a. I have done. and you may
got 10 be
Deacon in the church. perhaps, OF, may he. .
school Trustee
IAN thstbe blowei Wei. 10 your way, you1l
have my earnest prayers, |fh|
We'll always keep In order. sou, your ooly bel, w
stain.
Dor you may yet reiura convinced that wreAth'
Of Pane are rare,
Aud that your old straw hat best suits the color Of
your halr.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

fhe opHH4 OI|dof-wtfhHpf f'"WtHo0.
We wish 10 be clehfly understood
that our impressions relative 10 the
approaching Spring are all in favor Of
UNUSUAL EAm.INEss.
Yesl unfortunately Of unusual earli.
ness. N piH SET IN suddenly and al.
most l0ih, II not quite, Summer heat.
We do not like 10 see such premature
Springs. Give us rather the oldfash.
Toned, steady Winter, and the gradual
graduation with the Spring weather.
Why because otherwise ace hare re-
iaPses, just q weGs going 2 eReleaee
his yeur. In Tia March issue Of he
BulIetin. and nnder the heading "The
Spring Of 1882, we drew attention to
this fact, predicting unusual and pre-
mature heat, and then cold, frosty and
rainy weather when we should expect
SPINNER heat. The readers of the
Bulletin may expect, then, % notice
the newspapers make mention Of the
extraordinary adudncemeniof the season;
the exceptionally early opening Of the
navigation, and the wonderful pro-
gress Of crop aud vegetation generally.
weeks earlier than we are Accustomed
TO notice such features during the
Spring months.
Then "while the sun shines make
your hay" but prepare for cold and
icet 10 May. This early and prerha-
ture weather, so full Of smiles and SO
protective Of bright visions respecting
the approaching Summer win termi.
nate, suddenly aud abruptly tsrrhi-
nate, and give place TO a condition OF
the very opposite character.
The year $50, with IL Monday
Christmas, has already commenced
badly. Its long list Of life aud prop
erty destruction nearly everywhere "
anything but cheering, The outlook
for = healthy seas0u'Aafler such q
winter-is but forlorn one, whilst,
as we regard il, the agricultural out
look Is Of still more formidable char
acter. Irr. .IIfrrYrTT 40
A premature spring has never done
a good turn yet, but many a bad one.
Rapidly growing vegetation under the
inyigorating heat Of the Spring sun is
a Joyous picture when reasonable, but
when this Is in progress in period
which experience teaches us has TO be
followed by frosty and generally unfa-
vorabIe weather, the picture, on the
contrary, becomes a sad one.
II is not our purpose, nor Is II IN
our power to furnish dates or locate
periods in which such changes are to
occur. The season Is altogether too
exceptional for this, and our back
records do not furnish us with suiii'
cient data tor such an attempt. All
we can say is that in April and May
there will be terms Of unusual adj
vancement, and again terms of the
contrary character. We would pre-.
fer 10 see April rather wintry like
than otherwise, for a cold April never
yet did much harm, aud seldom has
been followed by bad year. But q
hot and muggy month and then wet
and cold May, casts shadow over
both the midsummer and harvest
time. As we look at the whole mat
ter we think that we have but little
to expect in a friendly way from the
approaching Summer Of 1882, but
much the reverse. May it prove that
we have been mistaken Vennor's
Weather Bulletin.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

Mollie had little ram as black as
rubber shoe, and every where that
Mollie went he emigrated. too.
He went with her to church one
day the folks HILARIOUS grew TO see
him walk demurely into Deacon Al
lens pew.
The worthy deacon quickly let his
angry passion rise. aud gave il an un-
christian kick between the sad brown
eyes.
This landed rammy in the aisle; the
deacon followed fast. and raised his
foot again; alas that frat kick was
his last.
For Mr.. Sheep walked slowly back,
about a rod, It's said. and ere the
Deacon could retreat, it stood him on
his head.
The congregation then arose and
went for that ere sheep. Several
welldirected butts just piled them in a
heap.
Then rushed they straightway for
the door with curses long and loud,
while rammy struck the hindmost
man and shot him through the crowd.
The minister had often heard that
kindness would subdue the fercest
beast. "Ahai" he says. "I'll try that
game ON you.
And so he kindly. gently called ;
''Come, rammy, rammy, ram; TO see
the folks abuse you so, grieyed and
sorry am.
With kind and gentle words he
came rom that tall pulpit down, say
ing, "Iiammy, rammy, rammy, ram
beat sleepy in the town.
lTheram quite dropped ITS humble
air, aud rose from off his feet, and
when the parson lit he was beneath
the hindmost seat.
IA he shot out the door, and closed
il with slam, he named California
town. think twas "Yuba Dam"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

Willard johnson, the OswegO COun-
ty On Y,) politician aud ex.Stale
Senator, is an inveterate whittier.
He always carries in his pocket a sup
ply of neat, seasoned pine sticks, so as
never TO be out Of material; and, when
out of doors. or inside where the shay.
ings will not make any Objectionable
litter, uses his knife almost incessant.
~. This habit was acquired thirty
years ago, he says, when he swore OF
as 10 tobacco, and needed sotnthing "a
quiet his nerves.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

h "The Lincoln JOiWaal tells this,
Girls ought to be warned of fearful
danger TO be incurred in marrying
ailroad men. respectfully obrakemen9
II is related that the other night a
member of that Woodworking fraterni'
ty, on being aroused from a dream OF
an impending crash, was found by the
neighbors sitting up in bed holding
his wife by the ears, having nearly
twisted the terrified wOmaus head OF
in his Intellectual attempts at "down
brakes. "
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

AN ALARMISG SPREAD OF SMALLPOX.
The most potent remedy to stop the
spread of this great scourge is Darbys Pro :
phylaciic Fluid, which is ready for use at
ment to ''catch the disease, and should get
the Fluid at once and use il freely about,
as places cannot be infected where the
Fluid ia used. Persons attending the sick
or in other ways exposed TO the disease
will be projected by its free use.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

Luther said "If man is not
handsome at twenty, strong at thirty,
learned at forty and rich at fifty, he
will never be handsome, strong, learn
ed or rich in this world" Luther
70 doubt struck the bulls eye as far
as beauty, strength and learning are
concerned, but he died before an Of
fce-holder had acquired the art Of
saving s25, 900 year out Of a salary
Of SO, 900; hence his remark about
riches don't &c now.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

A wagon load of misery excited
pity at Ottawa, Kansas. 1t was a
handcuhed thief on his way to prison;
his insane wife. who was being taken
to an asylum; two children, being ia
ken to the poor.house, and dead ba-
by, bound for the graveyard. The OBJ
lect in taking them all in one vehicle
was to manage the woman easily, as
she refused to be parted from the rest.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

The proprietor OF a canning factory
at GAINESVILLE, Georgia, was much an
noyed by the constant ringing Of the
church bell directly opposite. He pro
tested without avail. Finally he EN-
ployed travelling preacher to hold
services twice every Sunday, aud 10
summon an audience had his steam
whistle blown for four hours at a
stretch. On the third Sunday the
church capitulated.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

Stilson Hutchins, editor of the
Washington Post, was talking recent
ly with . party Of which Gail Hamil-
ton was one, about the Mormons.
Hutchins took decided stand against
them, while Gail broke in, saying:
"The only difference. Mr.. Hutchins,
between you and the Mormon men is
that they drive their team all abreast
and you drive them tandem"
The result may be BETTER imagin.
ed than described. iin '''
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

A few days ago, in Maryland, a
man punished his little child, twelve
years old, for giving food to play.
mate, by hanging her head down by
the ankles from rafter, and there
beating her, leaving her all nigh: in
that position of torture. Now we
hear Of pother in Arkansas, who,
after having quarrel with her hus.
band, broke the neeks of two Of the
children, aged seven aud four, threw
them into a pond, and then jumped in
with her babe in her arms-all four
bodies being agtetward found, The
existence Of such fathers and mothers
suggests that the law has more i'm.
portant duty than it has yet underta-
ken, in caring for children.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

DIR. Holland once said that "the
greatest blessing that a young man
can enjoy is poverty" Still it is one
of those blessings that brighten as
they take their flight"
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

There is no use in Disgusting the
fact The pardoning power under
Gov. Blackburn has been shamefully,
fearfully. outragiously abused. Sen
sible. conservative men are awaken
ing to a realization Of the fact and are
beginning TO discuss, in quiet, serious
way the evil effects upon society of
such course as is being pursued by
the humanitarian in power at Frank
fort Juries are discouraged and pros
ecuting officers have no heart to enter
upon the discharge Of their duty with
snap and vim. fhe result Is loose
way Of enforcing the law and a gener
al looseness in everything. all brought
about by the wholesale and indiscrimi.
nate turning loose at Frankfort.
II was a sorry day for society aud
the Democratic party in Kentucky
when seuunmnt iooklthe phoa of rea-
son aud nominated DIR. Luke 7. Black
burn to the highest Office within the
gift Of the people Of the State. An
other suchadnlhistrpnou aud the con.
troll ~ aHairs will pass into the hands
of the Republicans. The black eye is
already TO be seen. - [Owingsville
Outlook. r.I' Il ..s..-g
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

A milk -skimming machine has been
invented by an Englishman, which
separates the cream from new milk
without awaiting the slow process Of
having il rise Instead Of taking
Of the cream with a spoon or ladle,
the dairymaid will, hereafter, pour
the milk into a cylinder, which re-
wolves at the rate Of 5000 revolu'
tions a minute. II might be suppos'
ed that the results would be butter,
but not so. From perforations in one
side of the vessel flows the richest Of
cream, from the other side skim-milk
of a heavenly blue.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

The new patent seat just invented
for theaters will fold up and eject
those who occupy II withouta check,
aud by concealed mechanism will
spread any girl wearing big hat all
over the roof. r E.H
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

"Dwo vas shoost enough, budt dree
vas too blenty, remarked Hans, when
his best girl asked him to take her
mother along 10 a dance.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

A drum manufactOry in Massa-
chusetis, established in 1858, has con
verted during that time $4,000 sheep
skins into drumheads.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

Clara Louise Kellogg will not sing
any more IN public after she gets mar
ried, but will probably lecture in pri'
yate. I....
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

Eighteen years Of incessant head
ache we're endured by Andrew j.
Miller of Warren, Ky. Surgeons
lately raised part OF hisskull, and tllps
relieved the pressure which has eads.
ed the trouble. He was warned to
stay quietly indoors for a month, but
no Was too jpbilant over his freedom
from suiferings to obey, and went on
a spree, which caused his death.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

"What is thisl9 "This is a. girl
and her beau" (which is the girl
and which is the beauG" That is
the girl with the ulster on, and that is
the beau with the banged hair aud
tight paptaletts. 81 g Are they very
fond of each otherY" "Oh, yes. Indeed
They are so fond OF each other tina
they borrow each Others clothes, anC
you can't tell each from the other
"AiD't it fun" rs
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

"What a change" exclaimed the
novelist Roe, tone little woman can
make a mans life :" Exactly; and
what heap of ''change' she requires
while doing il.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

The Church Of England possesses
pecuniary means that would be fairly
represented at 81 900, 600, 900.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

"You can't play that on mel said
The piano 10 the amateur who broke
down ON a difficult piece of music.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

ID suppose you understand my pus-
mess, said the eensps,taker TO the ac'
robat. 81 merely wish to know your
occupation" "Oh, yes, | tumble, y
REPLIED the acrobat.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

"Father,p said an inquisitiye boy,
what is meant by close relationsS
"Close relations, my son, replied
the father, are relations who never
give you cent. ~ ...r
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1882-04-07

A man in Norfolk, Va, who was
chased by the police, jumped from a
fourlh.story window, thinking TO land
on a roof a short distance below, but
instead brought up in the alley, and
strange to say, received no serious
injury. O.-
Extract from a letter from Angel.
ma: "Dear Henry, you ask me II !
return your love. Yes, Henry, have
no use for il. and return il with ma
ny, many thanks. ~ Boston Tran
script.
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Nor N.niaq WN sgret ear.

ono; no hosting works---no IL I
know IT, You can fool away a good
deal Of good, hard coin on hosting
works. "How in the thunder do
you run your miner "On the as
sessment plan, sir. That's the latest
and most improved method. When
we have a good map Of the lower
workings we dou'tneed any works to
speak Of ] keep a man n Virginia
at $50 month TO superintend the
location aud write weekly letters. and
/ stay in San Francisco, in my office
in Pine street, and levy the assessments
every sixty days; that's as often as
the law allows. ] am the President,
Board Of Trustees, Secretary, Treas
urer, and everything-more especial
ly the Treasurer. OF course l draw
salary for all the Office, aud when |
get through drawing salaries | turn
the rest over b. the agent in Virginia
TO pay of the hands; he saves enough
to pay himself This is what call
scientific mining, sir. You get the
silver out Of the pockets OF the stock
holders and leave the vast argentifer-
GUS and auriferous deposits in your
claim for your children, who can go
right ahead and develop the mine just
az soon as the public quit putting up,
which isn't OF all likely to happen. As
long as people are being born in Ne.
vada and California my mine will run
on like thermometer clock. "But,"
said the Utah man, my style of min.
ing keep lots Of men at work" 80
does mine" quoth the Golden Gate
chap. Thousands of men are work
ing night and day TO pay the assess
ments. 1t keeps the country as busy
as beehive. and the speaker saunter-
ed to the telegraph Office to order as.
sessment No. 36.-G Denver News.