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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-12-09
An abduction mystery.

LINCOLN, Neb., Dec "a man namei
McEwen was arrested in Nebraska
city yesterday charged with being
the abductOr Of Maggie Henecke,
Of Milwaukee, whose disappearance Great
ed so much excitement. The alleged
abductor denies all knowledge of the mat
ter. He is about IS years old. Tho girl
is said to beat Syracuse, a town on tho
railroad between here and Nebraska City.
There is much mystery about the case.
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Sail, -Tha. TO-.

VALUABLE CITY PROPERTY AT PRI-
vafe Sa!e.-The undersigned, agent for
the trustees OF the Humane Fire Company
offers ut private sale, all that Lot of Ground
ami Building erected thereon (being tho En-.
Gtne House OF said Company. recently erected)
situated on the north side of Wes, King street,
west of Charlotte street, in the city OF Lam
caster, fronting on West King street S2 feet
and extenGin. in depth TO Grant street PAS
feet, adjoining properties OF }. NJ. Herzog
and Philip Wall. The Builcing Is Substantially
built IL - feet wide by 100 feet deep has j.
good cellar un,:er the entire building: is two
stories In height and has water and other con-
venienceS.
This Building Is admirably adapted for
market or tobacco warehouse. and the atten-
tion OF buyers Is directed TO this property, rs
ii will he sold at a bargain.
JACOB Il. LONG,
Real Estate Agent,
q North Queen st.
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THIRD EDITION.
HOT TIME IN THE HOUSE.

RENEWING FIGHT OF LAST SESSION
i Mr.. Page Offers . Resolution That Provokes
Discussion OF tho River ana HsrDOr
Bnl-SenatOr Voorhees, ON Political
Asesssments-Hale's EejOinder.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 9.-At tie close Of
| the morning hour in the Senate Mr.. Beck
called up his resolution for an investigation
of political assessments, and MI. Voorhees,
addressed the Senate. congratulating the
country upon the wonderful change of
heart on the subject among Republican
senators since the discussion last SUMNER
During the discussion Mr.. Hale read
circular calling meeting Of the liquor
dealers of Dayton, Ohio, to aid in defeating
''the fanatics and prohibitionists," and said
he wished the investigating committee to
summon Edward Cooper and ask him
how much money the Democratic COM
mittee in New York collected from the
liquor dealers there.
At two o'clock, without acting on the
resolution, the Senate resumed considera
tion of the bankruptcy bill.
In the House Mr.. Page (Cal. reported
a resolution calling on tho secretary Of
war for information as to whether any
moneys appropriated by the last river and
harbor bill were appropriated for works
that are not in the interest of commerce,
and if so the names Of such works and ths
amounts SO appropriated.
This resolution led to au interesting
aud exciting debate, the discussion drift
ing off into consideration of the river and
harbor bill. Messrs. McLane (Md.) and
Robson On. }. }, making strong speeches
in Its favor, the latter asserting li,.: :iie
strong opposition to it comes from the me-
trOpOlitan newspapers i'll the interest "f az
gregated capitol, Messrs. Cox(N.Y. J. Kas
son Uowa). renewed their opposia,r :.
the bill, and the members Of tile HJu,
surrounded the speakers, and several
times interrupted them with laughter and
applause.
The House adopted the resolution of in.
quiry, and after the approlr;ating Of ST.
$50, 600 for the purchase of real estate in
New York city for customs purposes, pro-
ceeded to the consideration Of the consul
lar apDrODriatiOn bill
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DEA THS.

MILEY.-ln this city. Dec. Z. 1851, Conrad s.,
son OF Jacob and Mary Milcy, in the 2lst year
of hi age.
Tie relatives and friends OF the family also
the City Ccrnet band, are respectfully invited
to attend the funeral from the residence of
his parents, No. 30 West James street. on
Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock. Interment ct
L Ltncaster cemetery d7-3t
NIsE.-In this city, On the 9th inst, Minnie,
H:ing!iicr of Christian and Emma Wise, in the
4th year OF her age.
The relatives and friends OF the family arc
:-pecttully invited to attend the funeral from
the Iesidence OF her parents, Poplar street
and Cottage alley, on Monday afternoon at
o'clock Interment ut Zion cemetery 1t
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Drygooda Store kosbad.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 0.-The store of
Samuel Lees & Sons, drygOods deal.
ers, at Eighth and Spring Garden
streets, was broken into during
last night and robbed of silks valued at
SO, 500 to 81, 900. Between fifty and sixty
pieces Of the most valuable silks in stock
were taken. An entrance was effected
through a lodge room in the third story
and the robbers cut hole in the floor and
by means of rOps ladder.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-12-09

WASHINGTON, Dec. 9.-For the Middle
Atlantic states, slightly warmer fair
weather, light southeast TO southwest
winds, and lower barometer.
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M1RK EIS.
Philadelphia Market.

:'a.taDsLraya. Dec. . Flour Gniet
superfinc, $3Ga3 81; Extra, - 1894 10 tenna
Family, 81 5014 a.
Wheat 1irmer.
Corn firm, tair local trade new sail. 7Oc
new steamer. 6i@6jc new No. ; mixed 6Oc
rejected, 5O159c.
Oats active aud higher No I White, sec
No. do, 49"; No. ; 40, a714Iisc:
No. g Mixed, 45G45%c.
Rye quiet at 64@GSc.
Provisions in fair jObbins Genand.
Lard quiet
Butter active and strong In best grades
Penn'a Creamery and Western no. 3Sc.
Roofs firm tor choice.
Eggs steady ;Pcnn'a. 5!G32c ; Western, e@.s
30c.
Cheese firm; choice in fair demand.
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New York Mark0:.

NBw sonK. Dec. 9.-FlOur-Statc and West.
ern without important change; light export
and home trade demand. Southern dull.
Wheat ssssszc higher and strong; fairly
speculative trading; NO lWhite, 81 Os1S No.
2Red. Dec, 81 0szs4.@i t92 10 JAN, 81 l0lA
al lO7z; do Feb. Il i:a4Gl Is; do May,
81 Is bid, 81 l6 asked.
Corn h@Ac better and rather quiet mixed
western spot, 45i97i1ac do futures, iEsG14Nc.
90 ofts feS Ts nSaeF NAV No i7sI ss sia;S
western, @5Gc.
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pUELlC SALE Of vALUA.sLE real.
/ Estatc.-On UESDAY EVENING. DEC.
L. 1881. by virtue OF an order of tine Orphans
Court OF Lancaster county, will he sold Mt
the Cooper House. the followin described real
estate, belonging to the estate ci Thomas Il.
TOrr, deceased:
No. }, all that certain twO-stOry brick dwell
ing house and lot or piece of grOund, situated
ON the west side OF south Queen street, be-
tween Vine and German street.. and num-
bered lis, fronting on said street Il feet anu
inches, and extending in derth IL. frei, more;
Or less, increasing TO this width OF - fee: and
inches, more or less.
Possession will be given at once. it desired
Nos. 2and ), Hll those, two OncsiOry and q
half brick dwelling hOu-ea, with one-story
brick back buildings, aD,i 'O,s of ground, situ
afCG On tho north side of West walnut street,
numbered respectively ~: an.i 2,', each front
In. on said street Il feet faclies, ARD extend
In, in depth 81 feet AZ inches, more or less.
Zach Ot the houses has an alicy right they
are ali in good condition and furnished with
water. No i has stationary wa3h-ia:.!s ami
gas throughout the house.
Sale to commence ut J O'Clock Oh said even
ing, when the terms will be male known by
NJ. uABERBUSH,
Executor.
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Stock m 3rketa.

New York, PnIiadeiphi. and Luc,s! o,oc
also United States Bcnfis rep"i;e'; |p!v
JACOB 4. Loxa, - North pIeer street,
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4 ARHHASS' COURT SAJ.E ,s.UABI.E
~ City PrOperfy.-On Tues.:.,y, December
~ 1852. bv virtue AMI in pursuance. at AN alias
order of the Orpilans' Court a. Lancaster
county. Will d" sob p, publ. =. ut the
= ':I.: n:rSr iI.,It l. o., U.~. ..,Ir. -;r,.et
~ ,.,iv So I:i'i;.'-'. Il: -, =; .rr ia two
>tnrv d ick Dwelling, !: use. :!".' story
Brick Back Building ami trick .:nlci" Shop
attached, One-stOry Frame Tenant .iuusr
Brick Slaughter li0us@. lee IIoTS,. t;ti.tc sta
Bile, Shedding ana other Outhuil.:ir-s and
half lot of srOun,t t.lcrct" beinn.i situate
on the northwest corner Ot West Il lug unu
Charlotte streets. in the city of I.unr .>trr Pa.
adjoining property OF George sh'n'.. nn the
west, on the north by Grant street. "n the
east by Charlotte street and on TIE south by
West King street.
Sale to commence nt o'clock y of said
terms made known by &C. UEi:H,
Executor of tho estate OF Win. r. Miller, de-
ceased.
HENRY SHCBENT. Auct. O6-7tdTuGS
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Grain and Provision Quotations.
Chicago.

One O'Clock quotations OF grain aIi'i t'!' VIZ
TONS furnished by 3. X. Yundt, Ernk"r iah
East King street.
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MEssr sHrsErr, Auct. dG-7tdTues

DUE!lC SALE.-t,S ThUNsDAY. EVEN
J. ING, DECEMBER II, 1882 wilt be- SHld ut
the Leopard Hotel, Two New Twos ury Brick
Dwellings, with two-stOry Brick sack Build
Ing, all cOvcred with slate and each house has
vestibnle. hall and fine rooms, gas in each
house AMI built with the best mate rial, hy-
hrtnt il the yards nn.l fruit trees in lOt. Lot
runs in depth 223J feet To IL new street These
properties situated On the sOn:h side OF
Low street Nos. l2j and l27 ;in-, trooper
ties will be sold on very easy terms
Sale to commence NJ O'Clock p. ~. nf sail
day. Conditions ,n:i'ie known br
PHILIP GiEDE,:
FRED DINk i:ERE
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Also ut the same time and piIcr two two
story BRICK DWELLINGS,, wit t"O-stOry
Brick Back buildings. each cOvC:,'t With STATE,
and each house contains seven r,,,'i:si itOu5es
situated on the south side q! E:!si walnut
street, Nos. Gl4 ami c26. There IS also II lot Oi
ground adjoining house No. 62i. Also Il gOOtt
well of water with pump.
These properties will be sold OH easy terms.
Conditions of sale made known by
PHILIP GlNDER,
ROBERT tom LlNSON.
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Nice Kentucky Mules.
to 3 years old, for sale
TOWARD BAILEY.
HOWARD BAILEY.

DURLlC SALE OF VALUABLE CITY
rropsrty.-On SATURDAY, DECEMBER
street. Will bo sold that twostory BRICK
Dwelling, with one. story Brick Back Build.
5SS North Queen street, having haiI narior'
dining-rOom and two Kitchens on first fioOr'
two rooms ON second floor gooti dry cellar
etc. Lot 20 by 4j feet, with hydrant, fruit,
etc.
ITO view the premises call at No. Gas North
Queen street.
Sale tO commence at O'Clock p. m. Terms
made known by
ALLAN A. HERR & CO..
Real Estate AMI Insurance Agents,
No. LOG East King Street.
IL. SEUBEET, Auct. dS-6teOU
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.t9-2t,iS<'

IACOB Is. LONG,
.. NORTH QUEEN STREET iSecund tIuor),
LANCASTER, Pa.
Trlnsacts General Commission Business. in
Real Estate, Life and Fire Insurance. Mort
cages Bonds. stocks, Grain. Provisions and
Petroleum. Money always to loan on first
class Mortgages. Invcstmcnts Securities,
including Local Stocks and Bonds. Il specially
and inquiries about them invited. Ofllce
IOurS-3 d. III. to =. IN. dccl4mdSk
- FRANK SAYa.OR
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FOE ALE.

MULES FOR SALE.
NJ l have n carload OF
closely mated. from 8
at the Keystone House
Oy-tfu
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DUBLlE SALE OF X
I On Monday, Decent
LOgan's Sale Stables, n
Lancaster. Pa. seven T
MULES, from two to i've
eral good driving and wO
OF 60 days will nc given.
/ o'clock.
G6-8tu H(
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14
The King OF Bavaria.

The King of Bavaria is well known
over the world as being most eccen-
trio person, and his odd acts and words
are quoted far and near. A Munich
correspondent says that quite recently
an employe of an hotel in that city,
noted for his linguistic accomplish
ments, was sent for by the King at q
late hour in the night, offered situa-
ton in the palace such as is usually
given to officials grown gray in the roy
al service only, and presented with q
diamond breast-pin and ring. Pur.
chases of this precious kind are now
only made at the court jewellers, since
hitherto favored competitor of his
refuses to sell except con cash." Cost
ly extravagances at court seem to be
the order of the day. One of the most
original ones results from the fact that
tha King objects to read books in
quarto ON account of their unhappy
shape, wherefore he orders for his special
use and benefit octave editions thereo.
to be printed, of which exceptiona,
commodity the imperial code of laws
allows but single copy to he struck
of.-Ex.
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Another Story Of Custer,s Death.

The case of Sebastian Beck, whose
career among the Sioux Indians was
noted in this journal, has been fully in
vestigated at the county poor office by
Overseer McGonegal. During the re-
counting of his wanderings, the old
man gave reporter from this journal
a clearer insight into the battle of the
"Little Big Horn" than he before had.
Beck, who had been captive among
the Sioux for eight years, participated
in that battle. He recounted the de-
tails of the murderous charge upon
Custer, in his broken English, in a
manner that was interesting even to
those who were familiar with the slaught-
er of the gallant general and his band.
He said that upon the night of the
charge, Sitting Bull expected Custer,
and had massed all his forces. and had
band of 5000 warriors, of which he
was one. The plan Of their battle was
as follows: The Indians fenced in q
large corral with saplings, and within
built fires. Upon the saplings they
hung their blankets, and within they
fixed billets of wood to represent them
selves as seated about the fires. They
then went into the mountains surround
ing the spot and waited till Custer and
his company should be attracted to the
trap they had devised. They were
succe. sful, for the general saw the light,
rcconnoiterred, and thought his chance
had come. He opened fire upon the
Indians. This was the signal. With
one fell swoop 5000 painted devils
rushed down upon him from the noun
tain sides. In a moment the little band
of 800 men were surrounded, and the
unequal battle commenced. Beck said
that Custer showed no fear, but rode
into the fight with eyes and sabre flash
ing, and never raised it but that he left
upon some redskins face his bloody
and ragged-edged trade mark OK"
which so many of his victims in the
late war knew so we'll. One by one his
men fell around him, and at last he
stood alone among them battling with
his trusty sabre in his remaining right
hand. But at last he fell, pierced by
seven shots. Beck said that his fight
was terrible in its destructiveness.-
Fourteen of those Indians who entered
the fray paid for it with their lives,
and their cold, copper-hued faces lay
turned to the sun next day, with some
300 brave soldiers who followed the
brave Custer into his last fight. This
is the story of the captive Of the Sioux,
who claims that he was there and saw
the intrepid officer die. His last words
we're: 81 am alone; have done my
best; the boys are all gone and / will
90 with them" Rochester Democrat.
Il
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She Knew Best.

A Boston man besought his wife, he
being but three days married, for the
privilege of a latch-key. "Latch-keyv'
she exclaimed, in tones of amazement,
"what use can men have for a latch
key when the Women's Emancipation
League meets Monday night, the La
dies Domestic Mission Tuesday, the
Sisters of Jericho Wednesday, the
Woman's Science Circle Thursday, the
Daughters of Nineveh Friday, and the
women's Progressive Art Association
and the Suffrage Band on alternate
Saturday nights. You stay at home
and sec that the baby doesn't fall out
of the cradle" He stays.-Quiz.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

A little Waterloo girl asked her COM
panion how she learned to play the
piano, and was told that she never was
taught, but did all her playing "by
ear" The other went home and very
soon filled the house with strange noises
from her mothers piano. The mother
entered the room, and, finding the child
rubbing the keys up and down with the
side of her head, asked her what she
was doing. 81 am learning to play by
ear" replied the little one.-Water-
loo Observer.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

The humorous columns in many pa
pers seem to be edited by General
Hooker.-Cincinnati Saturday Night,
Assisted by General Bragg.-Derrick.
With suggestions by General Check
Hornet. No; in most Of them we find
traces Of General Debility.-Score.
And yet the General Average is
very good.-ALPENA ARGUS. True,
but General Meade is not always &C.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

A customer gives the shop woman a
twenty franc piece which rings false.
The shop woman-"But, monsieur, this
is counterfeit" The customer, after
examining it closely-"Oh, that can't
be. You see it is of the time of Charles
X. In all these years it would have
been found out before. French pa
nor
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

The individual who vegetables should
wear a pea jacket.-Boston CONNER
cial Bulletin. Then the individual who
is out on the fly ought probably to wear
a swallow-tailed coat.-N. Y. CONNER
cial Advertiser And the grocer who
gives short weight should wear a cut-a
weigh.-Folio. While the dealer in
grain should wear sack coat.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

An ambitious mamma complained to
the teacher that her daughter was 60
gback in music. "Why so, madame ?"
asked the teacher. Because" she re-
piled, "Seraphina tells me that her last
piece was in five sharps, and the one
she is now learning has only two."-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

1t is suggested that the chief choruses
of David's oriental work-"The Desert"
should be sung in Allah breve move
ment.-Score. The trouble with man.
ayers in producing "The Desert" in
this country is that few of them have
the "sand. Richmond Baton.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

corded to them.-Boston Times. Most
of them SAVIOR of Gin-eral Goodtime.
Iowa State Journal We can, in.
General Grant the truth of the above.
-Plainfeld Bull. And now what is
the General Result?
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

Barnum having secured Jumbo"
Forepaugh is now looking about for an
attraction that will excel it. If he
wants a bigger English elephant" than
Jumbo, let him bring over Ireland
Norristown Herald.
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The Musical Herald says of III. s.
Perkins :.Corn-Bread' quartette, that
"it is marked moderate, but we think
it should be sung corn amore." But
in no mealy-mouthed manner.-Folio.
This is bran new piece.-Baton.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

Of course Barnum's circus is the
best of the two leading organizations.
for he has the entire elephant, while
the other show has only the -paugh.
This remark may be called a Faar pas.
Score.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

Has teeth, but hears not-a comb
Has feet, but walks not-music.-Ar-
kansaw Traveller. Music also has notes,
but it don't have to pay 'em. Happy
music CORY Enterprise.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

Down in Texas, when they want to
express loathing for man they say
he's mean enough to hand pint bot
tie filled with water to a friend on u
dark night.-Quiz.
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The latest slang applied to the sus-
ceptible young man is 'Potato." The
reason therefor is that he frequently
gets mashed Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

What is the difference between girl
and night-caps One is born to wed
and the other is worn to bed.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

Man is never too old to learn-mis-
chief-New Orleans Picayune.
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Doctor, examine my tongue and
tell me what it needs" said good
woman. at needs rest" answered the
truthful doctor.-Free Press.
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Errors Of Youth.

~ NERVOUS Debility, premature decay, and all
the effects Of youthful indiscretion WILL for the sake
of suffering humanity, send free TO all who need IL,
tho recipe and direction for making the simple reme
dy by which he cured. Sufferers wishing TO pro-
ft by the advertisers experience can do SO by ad-
dressing in perfect confidence,
5i9y1 JOHN u. OGDEN, AZ Cedar st., New York.
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The gold miner gets his beer by
quartz.-New Orleans Picayune.
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Advertising Rates.

Business Cards. one year, one dollar for every line.
Local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months or longer
q discount OF 25per cent.
Advertisements unaccompanied by verbal or written
directions win be published three months.
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out be.
fore expiration Of time, viii be charged full rates.
No paper discontinued until all arrearages are paid,
except at the option. Of the publisher.
Transient Advertisements must be paid In advance
s5-Terms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
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CHAS. ". CORNELL,
Architect & Draughtsman

Office in Comstock block, Second street. AL
pena Mich Win furnish plans and specifications for
buildings and superintend the construction of the
same if desired. Will also give attention to the
making and copying of maps. All kinds OF orna-
mental designs, writing and lettering in India Ink
water oil colors, done short notice and at rea-
sonahe rntes
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

"That's what beats me" remarked a
boy, as he passed pile of shingles
Free Press.
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"Who shall decide when doctors dis
agree?" We don't know who should,
but we know that the undertaken gen.
erally does.-Puck.
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WIT AND HUMOR.

A corn dodger-a man who avoids
wearing tight boots.-Free Press.
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Detroit g. Bav Civ Railroad
GOING SOUTH.

Dav ana Evening Express daily, Sundays except
cd Night Express daily, Saturdays excepted.
H. DE- annI Manager Cen1 Pass. Ticket Agt
oeh r,etro;tV Mich. Chicago, Ill.
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TEAS.
COFFEES.

Arbuckle Roasted, fresh ground, Zoe
Roasted Java, fresh ground, 3Oc
Green Rio, 15c, 1Sc, Zoe
Green Java, choice, 25c, best, SOC
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Sarah Bernhardt is married at last.
Well, every man has skeleton in his
closet. t.-Boston Courier.
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The latest new song is entitled "Hug
Me to Death, Darling" 1t is Duet
Stylus.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

When Jumbo, the elephant, travels
through this country, he will go by the
trunk lines.-Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1882-06-14

Florida has something to cry over
1t is an onion that measures fourteen
inches.-Picayune. -