, 1882-02-25
LOCAL JoTTIsCs.
A sour maeh-an old maid.

When Q woman gets her Eving by her needle
she only gets along sew sew.
Jeff Davis, Who has long been blind in one
eye, has now nearly los. the sight of tie other.
Major Eocles will change station from Fort
Walls Wslls 70 Vancouver, and Major keefer
viii reside .. the Fort.
The Northern Pacific last season took east
from Montana 70 cars containing 1850 sheep
and 463 cars containing s,7g7 csttle.
Roman Punch is so called because it IL
made Of frozen lemonade and MedfOrd run-
things entirely unknown 70 the Romans
Breakfast caps for young ladies are the latest
fashion. "And, con'roverseiy, Fashionable,
young ladies are the latest at breakfast.
The record n. Mullau tunnel is an average
daily advance into the mountain Of five feet,
working thus far from the eastern end only.
Af,hion journal says tha. ''pluInp girls are
no longer popular" Correct; it's the slim Iirl
with . plump fortune that now takes the
cake.
Being In debt Is misery for man, And yo',
can get Tour enemy into debt if you're wiilin.'
TO trust him. But maybe you can't see the fun
o5 doing that way.
The Orsgonia7 says: Floar is very steady
and In good demand. Walla Walla -four, II
lNpound sacks. sells readily to exporters. And
why not'-Ed.
Il igT
been m,rried) should be careful about drop
ping remarks. They may he picked W by a
bigger man
Seamless stocking, said tramp as he saw
sign in "a store window. "Yes, mine seem
les stockings than they did when put them
on three months ago"
Everything Ia booming on the line between
The Dalles aud Lower Cascades, carpenters are
at work on every bridge and the road will H.
completed In three weeks time.
II anyone succeeds in PURCHASING, Guite..l's
body for dissection after ki4 ere,g;ion. We
speak for n piece Of his cheek L. would make
just splendid paper weight
iHtte "fc ocferh men now getting te.luN u
he the peoples choice OF the nert election.
Gst the primaries ready. gentlemen. for that
ID the bel rotk If ell politics.
Seven dollars and a haif.was paid ~ a Can
ada harness maker for kissing the wife uf 4 tir-
smith. 1t was altogether too much Nor,cr
man can stand such eItrava;ance
The Canaiisns would much prefer to have
the Princess Louise stay in Europe, only that
that they think shc does Il To slur them. So
they're Just wild To have her come hack
Here's praise from the highest aesthetic
source for Clara Morris Oscar Wilde says
she Is the grea.e-t actress b. e-er saw. NOW
were willing TO bet Clsra likes Oscars poetry.
''Think I'd live in that building exclaimed
the lady who ran boarding house Not
bit of il ! Why. all the doors faster with
bolts. There isn't ksyhole in the building.
aes such an aesthetic young man;
He'll rope in n snob when he can,
With his weakness piratical
And manners theatrical:
This very estbetic young man
Mr.. Wolfe, OF the firm of St,inmacker 4
Wolfe. Of Weston. passedIthrough here l,s,
night on his way 10 Portland, his family are
the guests Of Aiss Metsger until he returns
Lives of es.hetes AL remind Us
We can make our raiment tine.
And, departing leave behind us
Dsdos OF correct design.
7 d. Cox ESQ. one Of the mos. energetic and
talented lawyers on the coas. j. ,.ayins oar city
visit; he has gct out Of the newspaper buSi-
ness and henceforth vill devote himself exclu-
siveiy TO his profession
Dusenbury Bros cordially invite the public
TO visit'their new premises STATESMAN re
porter visited it this riorning and was highly
pleased at the dainty taste displayed in the
arrangements of the fabrics.
The members Of Abraham Lincoln Post M.
&c. A. r., vish to return thanks To- the pub
lie at large, but more especially to those who
80 generously assisted them in their late grand
ball ct Stsbls opera house.
A genera! court martial, Of which Capt.
James jackson. Is. cavalry. is president, ana
Second Lieut.. William 5. Scott. Il cavalry.
judge advocate, has been ordered to meet at
Fort WallA Walla, Washington Territory
Il is now announced that e1- President Hayes
does no. intend to so 90 Europe, and has not at
any time proposed to make the trip When
you come to consider what such Journey
would cost, the story does seem ridiculous
Att'y-G Gen. Brewster has his family coat ai
arms blazoned on his elegant carriage At Wash
ington. It's .abort time for County Antrim
to send . ship over after Andrew Jackson,
bones. We are getting too selec. for them OF
this side.
The Pomeroy Recvb,ican will be issue, tn,
coming veehi the men at the helm are gentle
men well known being thoroughly identi
fed with the best Interests Of the country, anj
- they Ne ready writers and practical msr
the new paper cannot hut be = success
Some recent s-humations in Egypt, saw
the Faios, 'have brought to Iigh. the suppose
statue Of PotipharIs wife, AMI competent
judges say that Il the thing of marble was .rut
70 life. Joseph was justified in havirg his Goa
torn"
Arthur Sutherland, the yourg and popula
actor, slipped down OIL the ice or Sunday as b
vas leaving the residence of Mr. Wm Tsnnan
snd broke the bones Of his left leg. He was Ol
the pointot ta ing athea,rica. tour Up country
Who is this Creature with Long Hai. ani
Wild Eye He is poet, He writes Poem
On Spring and Wonea's Eyes, and Strange
unreal Things Of thst Kind He is aIwSy
wishi,S he vas Dead, but he wouldn't Le
anybody En, him il h, could Ge, away.
mighty good Sausage Stuffer wss Spoiled she
the mar became Poet. He would lock We
Standing rnder Descending Pileiriver
In summer the mesquite
The petrlant mosquito.
around ycu comes a-buz-ing.
And mikes you ssd appear:
But In the vindy winter
Il is the .iry snowfall
That skins Along the highway
And takes you on the ear.
Tbe American ship Reporter with railro.
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