Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-12-25
PITH AND POINT.
A CORN annihilator-The pig.

A CORN annlhllatOr-The pig.
A LIGHT employment-Making gas.
A HARD set-The hen on porcelai,
eggs.
THE place for fats-In a tenemen
house.
ELECTRICITY in f'rankln's time was .
wonder, but we now make light of it.
AN eminent historian traces baseball
back to the tine when Rebecca wen
down to the we'll with a pitcher an6
caught Isaac.
A PHILOSOPHER says, "The man who
laughs IS the sympathetic man." It is
astonishing how many sympathizers E
fellow has when he slips down and
| hurts himself.
''WHAT is the whole duty Of a mar.
| RED man ?" TO he agreeable to his
wife. "Wha: Is the whole duty of a
married woman ?" TO be agreeable. u
Prom the French.
IF [ have ever usel any unkind
words, Eannah,' said SIr. Smiley, re.
fectively, 81 take them all back. u
eyes, [ suppose you want to use them
over again, was the not very soothing
reply. =:
An old couple were walking down the
street reading signs, when they ran
across one which the old man read thus:
"Johnson's Shirt Store" "Well. I de-
clare" exclaimed the old lady, 81 won
der how he tore it !"
pa" asked Fogg's hopeful the other
evening, "what kind of comb do they
use to curry chickens with? "Cox-
. combs, respon i Fogg, promptly.
togg says he believes in always answer
ing child when you can.
A MICHIGAN man saved himself from
watery grave the other day by hanging
On the ice with his chin, A man nos.
sessed of chin enough to hang himself
by ought to cut figure in Congress.
Neec York Commercial Advertisey
LITTLE Po11Y,5 aged, attends Trinity
Church. On reaching home, she de-
s-r,bes it to her mother cit was ever
SO much larger than our chapel, and had
coiored glass in the windows made into
pictures. I saw the King, Queen and
krave, but there wasn't any ace."
An old man with head as destitute
OF lair as watermelon entered a drug
store and told the clerk he wanted q
bottle of hair restorer. "What kind Of
hair restorer do ydll rsefer?" "Ireckon
LII have to take bottle OF red hair re.
storer. That was the color of my hair
when I was boy"
EXTRACT from a young lady's letter ::
"And, do You know, Maud and I are
quite sure Capt. Popple had taken too
much champagne at the ball, for he
took out his watch and looked hard at
the back of it and then muttered
'Blesh my Shout Ihad MT hy dea it
was this time O. night.
Glow ARE you and your wife coming
on?" asked Galveston man of col
oied man. "She's run me of. boss"
whats the matter ?" ellis to blame.
boss. I gave her a splendid white silk
dress, and den she got so proud she had
no use for me. She lowed was too
dark to match de dress. "-Zeras SIT.
ings.
A GENTLEMAN was relating to friend
how party of young fellows got full at
q wedding. He said one of them went
up STAIRS JUST Drald,ng. me tr1end
ssAo ,,o wen, "nat ID tne world Is braid
ing: ihat IS new one on me. " The
man VINO was telllng the story said !:
lou oon know what orald1ng Is, eh !?
ne was Dralo1ng three strands, two
strands ;, OF legs ana one strand OF ban
nlsters. inat seemed to be s" plain
that any man VINO mad ever gone up
STAIRS drunk co9ld readily realize the
sitoauon'-fec*S Sun.
PROPER ENGLISH.
o why shall we say for catched, caught.
''' q a-A'A Let Lett us sV see Say We 'usA''