Daily Republican., 1882-03-25
BRKVITIES.
Sun rises 5.bb. Sun sets ols.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
parkor ounnipp and lAechinu INA 4, Sac,

Sun rises 5b6. Sun sets o.lS.
For cut flowers, go to 400 King street.
Parker, cupping and leeching, los Z. Sec.
ond street.
ALL STOVES SOLD BY II. F. PIcKRLs ARE
wARRA hTbD.
Vhen is book like lost dog that has
been found? When 1t is recovered.
Smoke the Bat smoke the Bat, buy II at
Mullins, t26 West Front street.
Fine ls X. Plain Gold Rings, at Z. +
Hanf s, East Fourth street.
W. s. TOWNSEND, dealer in -four and feed
has removed TO No 8 East Fourth street.
Fit, style and quality combined in suits Or
dered of Stern, Ill Market street.
What word is there Of Ave letters that, after
taking G~o away will still have six?- Sixty.
Get your photographs At Hollands gallery
No. Third stra"f 'wo doors East Of Market
tine card photographs for q, atHolland's 3
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
The place to buy all kinds Of flour and feed
Is at W. 5. Townsend's, NO. East Fourth
street.
NEW LIGHT HOUSE Cook, FARMER GIRL,
Harmon! Stoves, with or without reservoir at
II. +. Pickels, and 9 East Fourth st eet.
For bargains In furniture aud bedding, go
10 l.. +. Adair's 2O7 Market street and soc
his goods and learn his prices.
OLD sTovRs BOUGHT OR TAKEN IN Ex
CHANGE At Ii. +. Pickels, and II. Fourth
street.
Ladies' who want good bread should no,
forget that W.S. Townsend has removed t.
his new store, No, East Fourth street
Ifyeu want first class parlor suit made
to order for low price, 70 TO W. W. Wood.
wards sixth and Tatnall streets.
Spring suits In the latest style and bes,
manner, ordered Of Cyrus stern, III Marke.
street.
Travelling bags, cabbas, str ps, &C., or a
reliable suit Tor man or youth, can be had Of
Cyrus stern, Ill Market street.
BEFORE BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK OF
Stoves Heaters and ranges of H. r. Pickles,
and 9 East Fourth street.. LIrgest assOrt.
ment In the city
HARVEST hoMs, VICTOR COOK, APPoLLo
Othello, New Mayfower, New RECORD, New
anges, at H. +. Pickles, and 9 East Fourth
street.
The largest and best assortment Of picture
frames can be found at &. x. Baugh's, bOi
Shipley street.
ecessity is the chief stimulus Of exe-tion,
and re who IS deprived Of 1t by anv unwise
tenderness, is not heiped but hindcred in his
career.
Avoid that which You blame others for doing
says one Of our wise men. Well things ha Q
cJme to q pretty pass If man can't kiss his
own wife,
A new dress material lu't brought out by
the French . WOO en stuff with plaiI
ground on which h ads of animals are en-
5roidered Or printed.
A servant with a turn for figures had Ave
eggs to boil, and beiLg to d TO give them
three minutes each, boiled them quarter Of
an hour altogether.
Persons wanting mince meat, apple butter
preserves Of all kinds, good, pure tub butter
oucGwheat, &C, can be accommodated al II
II. Moore's stalls. ~ and "A Ind street niarket
An Irish male hospital nurse when ask ed
what case in his ward he deemed the mos,
dangerous, pointed with grin TO the surgi,
cal Instruments on the table, and said, i hat,
sur"
A rattlesnake confined in cage for eleven
months shed its skin four time, ate sixty
rats, and although it had access to a tank OF
water, an apparatus prepared for the purpose
proved 1t had never drank crop.
They are sci ing hats and caps very cheap
at Ross, 1l6 Market street. Also. a tine as.
sortment of white shirts, underwear, neckties
hosiery, suspenders and notions. 1t will pay
you " cali.
Once when Edwin Forrest was playing
William Tell in oston, Sarnem, Gessler's
should have rem ,rked,"l see you
love q Jest, but Jest no. now" Imagine For
rests feeling when that worthy exclaimed,
~ see you love Jest, but not lest now ~
You have heard, my love, that Amanda
is bout to marry Arthur y "l know 1t, but
what can't u ,derstand is that a woman as
Intelligent as she is can consen to marry q
uan stupid enough TO mary her."
TAILORING
Suits made to oruer IN fashionable styles,
from SIS up. Pants from SO 50 up; tit guar
anteed. leaning securing cutting and re-
pairing speciality. VIM. MCKRNzlK 2 Eajt
Seventh street.
When you gst spring suit 1t Is always
necessary to have new spring hat and other
thugs to correspond, such as CELLARS, cuffs.
neckties, ETC., and the ches pest place to pro-
cure these articles is at 302 Market street, Il.
>. Humphrey nro., the leading store in the
city.
There Is nothing like settling down." said
retired gentleman conf dentially to his
nei.hbor. "W hen / gave up my business
settled down and found | had quite a con.
should not have had a cent.
81 am now gong to tell you true story. "
said Colonel Brag .er, and truth, you know,
is always stranger than fiction"
ayes, the kind that you put in your true
stories beats fiction blind" remarked by
stander.
ervtces were disturbed by drunken man
in the Lutheran church at Black River, v is.
The minister walked coolly down from the
platform seized the offender threw him out
doors, and resumed his sermon as If nothing
had happened.
A man went into drug store and asked
for something to cure headache. he drug
gists held Lottle o. hartshorn to his nose,
and lie WAS nearly overpbwered by its pun.
gency. As soon as he r>c Jver.d, ho bet an to
his hesd. but didn't 1t help your mead
ache?" asked the apothecary. Help my
headache ~ gasped the man Il haven
any headache. It's my wife that's got the
headache"
SPEAKER KElFGRs RKPRIMAND.
From the Washington Post.
T. Speaker he yawned out "Oh heigh no
That forget that I'm from OHIO,
So I'll reprimand Money
And cali him too sooney
And get on my "Dig,' oh 50 high Oh"
Then Money, MoI.ane and Mcksnna,
.,aised SIN ii but silent GeL emma,
Lxll nations from Keller
Proved to n cypher
Twas not '.reprin and" that he meant ah
They'll send me like i'ayard to pot, to,
IL doG't get this straigh', 20 he sot to
And ne fur her explained
That, of what he cUmpls ;ned,
Wasn't what Money did, but did Lot do.
Mystery so ivtd.
1t has long been mystery with a
number of persons, why it is that Ro-in
q Bro, the well-known decorators,
No. 220 West Second street, do their
work so well, why their goods are so
1, al