The south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1879-1883, 1882-07-25
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Garfield's doctors are calling upon
Missouri to pull down her Yest.-l
Glasgow Times.
A pretty girl often values her worth
at many thousand dollars pound, yet
she will sometimes give herself away.
Estate Journal.
Arab Pasha took a third vile the
other day.. Trouble and excitement
have driven this poor man to despera-
tom Louisville Post. !
The fashionable agony Of the hour
is for young ladies to wear silver tea
spoons on their bosoms.3 Rather sug-,
gestive.-[ TOWNSVILLE Argus, ERA
The following sentence OF only thir-
ty-four letters contains all the letters
in the alphabet: "John quickly ex-
temporized five tow bass.- Meade
News. u. q
There is balloon in Colorado called
the "Bclle Of Denver Whenever
she goes up in the air the people turn
ont en- masse to see the display
Louisville Post.
A London man has been sentenced
to eighteen months hard work for
stealing an umbrella. Such justice
as this would depopulste an American
town in two weeks Louisville Post.
The only way Kentucky gentle
man can keep from being stigma.ized
"Colon,ly is for him to put on spec
taclcs, study medicine for a few days
and b, called ''Doctor."-[ State
Jouinal. M
The Frankfort girl who informed
the Yeoman that there are more heas
in Frankfort this year than usual,
sheul put little oil of penuyreyal
where it will do the most good.-[
Constitutionalist. M
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Town sass 10 ao,ahsstod taa F.Oy' 1911 i
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have bsa,d - s;nca ,as, Gh.;.,, { Z
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Ford the s;s,ers ~ 'Jessa Iames III
entsr William .lswel colIags II Liner
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The Hopkinsville baseball club was
again defeated by the Asylum nint
last week. The tact that the South
~, ny Aa..,aw o,sh = o,,,,essa =
inn.,;sa eanao, hs callaI ~ ,n;ss;on
Who M lnna,;cs Nav bassbsil now
aaansS rnho Massarrar - -
A New Yorker invented q bathing
suit for women that allowed none Q
their form to be displayed, and 1t was
an absolute iailnre. A Connecticut
ana,, :. ~ uost nosi.at ga ,so A.
mand has hser, ;n,,nenss ,sTI,on;sy;ll.
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The Louisville Commercial contain
ed a graphic description, in four col
umns, Of the shooting tournament be
tween Col. Sears OF the Post, and Mr.
Gaines. ofthe late Other World. w
are not prepared to believe however
that Col. Sears wore silk socks. In
r;,ls o,;tors war SOCKS a. ali fnhn
Masss ,,ar
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We would like.to bet WITH SOM
interested Republican anything from
Z cedar pencil to saw-mill that Their
are twenty times more Union mel
placed in office by the votes OF Demo
Gratis than there are negroes in offic'
BY the votes OF hepuolicans In TIM
State or in the United States Nov
p'' " y w
According to the directory oil tn
Forty-seventh Congress, there are II
that body 203, members. When w
reflect that in that number there j
butone clergyman and one editor. tn
general morality OF the crowd becomes
apparent. If it wasn't tor tn
leayening power OF that one editor
we shudder to think what our Con
grsss might descend to- Glasgow
Times.