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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
Imitation WOrm-EiOleS.

The manufacturers of bogus antiqui-
ties resort to the most extraordinary
devices to give to their productions the
appearance of age. One of them, find
ing that the holes which he bored into
the wood of the furniture he had made,
in order TO give it worm-eaten appear
ance, could lie detected by naturalist
who had made study of the habits OF
the flu niture worm, invented an instru
ment that reproduced the worm-hole in
the exact manner that the insect would
hive made it.-Sdn Francisco ChTon-
ic1e
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
Economy In Telegraphing.

There are 160, 900 registered addresses
kept by the Anglo-American, Direct
United States, American Telegraph and
French Cable Compani s, which are
managed by the Western Union Tee
graph Company. Those addresses COM
prise the names of the principal business
firms sending and receiving cable dis
patches in this country. To each of
these registered addresses is appended
one word, which represents it in all
cable messages. This one word is al
ways telegraphed instead of the address.
One object of this registration is to save
the expense of tele9raphing. AS the
cost of cable dispatches is so cents a
word, il will readily be. seen that very
considerable amount is saved when, as
i'll some cases, as many as thirty mes
sages day are sent both ways. A firm
of both names would thus save nearly
800 a day. Another object is to Sc
cure the utmost certainty of prompt de-
livery.
Much money is also saved in tele-
graphing, not only by cable, but by land
lines, in the use of codes. All the lead
ing branches of business have these
codes, by means of which long messages
may be sent by the use of few words.
There is no extra charge for sending
code messages by cable, as the words
are always those that may be found in
the dictionary. But there are many
cipher dispatches sent composed of let
tiers or figures. These are charged extra
by counting three letters or figures to
each word. A leading telegrapher said
yesterday that were it not for the adop-
ton of these expedients it would be
simply impos sible to do the business OF
telegraphing. There would not be time
to do the work with present facilities
NelU York San.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

MENsMAN's PEPToNIZED DEEF Tonic, the
only preparation of beet containing It's entire
nutritious properties. Il contains blood
making, force generating and DEMONSTRATING
properties; invaluable for Indigestion, dys-
pepsa nervous prostration and ali forms of
general debility; also, in all enfeebled con
ditions whether the result of exhaustion,
nervous prostration, over-work, or acute dis
nary complaints. Caswell, Hazard Il Co.,
proprietors, New York Sold by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

has met success at home never accorded to other
proprietary medicine. IL has successfully combated
the strongest competition, and by its superior merit
to-day commands the largest sale and the greatest
fdence wherever it has been introduced.
The remarkable results In disease universal and
with such variety of characteristics catarrh prove
how efectually Hoods Sarsapsrla acting through the
blood, reach every part Of the human system.
Il am under great obligations 70 you for the benefit
have received by taking only three bottles Of your
valuable Sarsaparilla Having been sufferer from
catarrh for six eight years and having tried nearly
all the wonderful cures. cures inhaers etc. and
spending nearly hundred dollars without benefit,
accidentally tried Hoods Sarsaparlls; the discharge
from my nose greatly increased the first bottle
took. then gradually became less and in taking less
than three bottles find myself greatly improved
that write to let you know the IA Is. think
two bottles more will make n cure that would gladly
have given hundred dollars for Let the sufferers Of
New England know that Hoods Sarsaparilla will cure
catarrh."-M. A. ABBEY. Worcester. Mass
HOODS SARSAPARILLA.
Sold by Druggists. 81 six for o.. Made only By
IVA
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
The Conductor.

WNoNA, Mimi. Nov 90 1874
/ had been suffering with severe cold for
several days; was so hoarse | could not speak
above whisper. Nov rs / met one of Dr.
Warmers agents on my train; he handed me
a bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup: one
hour after taking the first dose my hoarse-
ness commenced to leave me. In twenty
four hours my voice was quite clear and
natural, and the cold nearly cured. 1t is the
best remedy ever saw
Respectfully,
c. w. WARREN, Conductor,
Chicago and Northwestern r. r
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
A New principle.

The principle upon which PUTNAMs PAIN
LESS Corn EXTRACTOR acts is entirely new
1t does not sink deep into the flesh, thereby
producing soreness, but acts directly upon
the external covering of the corn, separates
it from the under layer, removes the direct
pressure from the part, and ut once effects a
radical cure, without any pain or discomfort
Let those who are suffering from corns, yet
skeptical of treatment, try it, and by the
completeness of the cure they will be ready
to recommend Putnam's Painless Corn Ex-
tractor TO others Wholesale, Lord, Stouten-
burgh 4 Co. Chicago
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

A COUNTRY preacher was exhorting
his unbelievers, and his text was The
Flood" AS he waxed eloquent, he said :
And Noah warned The wicked that
they might repent, but they needed him
not; and the floods came and drowned
them all, and what do you suppose they
thought then 2"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

The receipt is simple You have only to take violent
cold and neglect IT, Abenethy, the great English
geon asked lady who told him she only had cough.
what would you havel The plaguel Beware OF only
coughs" The worst can, however, be cured by
DR. VIM Halls Balsam for the Lungs. In Whooping
Cough and Group II Immediately allays irritation, aud
r. sure 10 prevent fatal termination Of the disease.
Sold by all druggist and dealers in medicine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

The voLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich, viii
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro yoltaio
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days TO men young or old who are
and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy
and complete restoration OF health and man
ly vigor Address as above. n B-No risk
is incurred, as thirty days trial il allowed
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

SOME men who never give up cent
without they are obliged to, object to
having donations published. Let not
thy right hand know what thy left hand
doeth," said one who never gave any
thing but advice. "Yea, verify" said a
bilious brother in the corner; what l
give is nothing to nobody" He was
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

A LITTLE lady of y years had picked
up a cane in the corner of the room
and was playing with ia plain stick
bent at the end. Papa asked, What
are you doing with the cane?" at
isn't cane" What is it, then?" OTIS
an umbrella without any clothes on it. 1"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
A Fact worth R.m,mberipg.

A severe cold or cough can be soonest
cured by taking, according to directions, Al
lens Lung Balsam 1t can be procured at
any drug store. IL is harmless TO the most
delicate person, and can be given to children
without fear of injury. Try it if you have a
cold or cough
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

CARBoLINE, a natural hair restorer and
dressing. as how improved and perfected, is
pronounced by competent authority TO be
the best article ever invented to restore the
vitality of youth TO diseased and faded hair.
Try il. Sold by all druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
An O q Friend.

He was afflicted with weak back and gen
eral debility; he was recommended THOMAS
ECLECTRIC on, which cured him at once.
This famous specific is positive remedy for
bodily main
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

It is not always that the world acknowl-
edges what is right and best; but BURDoCK
BLOOD BITTERs, by universal acquiescence,
have been awarded the premium for cleans
ing the blood, curing Indigestion, constpa-
ton, regulating the bowels, and toning up
weak nerves Price 81.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
Soldiers Charged with Desertion

This charge can be removed upon proper
application: after which the Pay and Bounty
which was due at time of muster out can be
readily collected Address, with stamps,
SroDDART & Co., Claim Attorneys, Alb q
street, n. W, Washington, ID. G.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

SLEEP nits up the raveed sleeve of care,
but she lets the worn out aeat oil poverty
pants take care of itself
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

THERE ia n man in England who gained
over fifty pounds in one week He bet on
the winning horse.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

SKINNY Men Wells Health Remover" re-
stores health, cures dyspepsia, impotence. 81.
Wells Rough on Corns. l5c. Ask for it,
Complete cure Corns, warts bunions.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
Perfect Manhood.

Many young and middle-aged men suffer
from an exhaustive drain that wealens
every organic function, and is hurtful 10
both mind and body, ending often in ex-
IRENE nervous debility. 70 counterfeit this
evil influence and to strengthen the organs
affected, use DR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla 1t has cured thousands
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

THE Frazer Axle Grease is better and cheap
er than any other ut double the price. Ask
your dealer for IL, and take no other
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

rs one of the most pleasant palaable preparations
for worms we have ever known. II is thoroughly ef-
cacious. and never requires any other medicine 10
carry II OF after using il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

THE best and cheapest Car Starter is sold
by Borden, Selleck & CO., Chicago, Ill. With
il one man can move q loaded car.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

DIPHTHERIA poisons the blood Gonzales
cents should take Hoods Saraparilla TO neu-
tralize and eradicate the poison matter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

MUZIIN makes dog safe, while it makes
a Dung lady Gangerous-~t'l, IN not wealth
TT they both want muzl n.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

The humane individual who would not
crush defenseless worm will never eat
chestnutS in the dark
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

HUNDREDS of young men get their intro
duction To business through H. Il. Bryants
Chicago Business College
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

WHAT talisman can equal the penetration
of woman who has an interest in discovery?
Mne dc Girnriil
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ALeap Into Popular Favor.

A DOCTOR is dangerous man to offend He
can always blow is enemy up W Tn powders
of his own manu- q ctUre
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

A BURLINGTON man calls his wife Keely,
because she's gwen motor promise than per-
Torrance.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

ROSES bloom in summer only, but larg,
majority of the American noses bloom all tn,
year round
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

SwHY do you hide, johnny" said one boy
to another. Il hide to save my hide" re-
piled the other, as he hied away to a secure
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

Tors last: "Mamma, you musn't tall me
lamb, tause l ain t Il Sleeps baby; Pm papas
1. oh,-B
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

ONE pair of boots saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
HOOPS sARsAPARnLA

If you get the best Of whisky, whisky will
get the best of YOU.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

BISMARCK is said TO look like a dollar store
when he gets all his decorations on.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
P,r,onnI,LTo Men Only I

A DOOR is man who talks so much about
himself that you don't get cAance TO talk
abont yOurSelf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

WE suppose trout fishing is called angling
because there's nothing straight about it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

JOSH BILLINGS: ~Next 10 a clear conscience,
for solid comfort comes an old shoe"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

player is rarely if ever stupid on orig
inal matters requiring judgment. -
Cham bers' Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
TH n
Pacific Northwest!
Oregon, washington & Idaho.

Offers the hest field for EmIGrnnts-viz.i n
mild, equable and healthy climate; cheap
Iands Of great fertility, producing all varie-
ties of Grain, Fruit and Grasses la WONDER
full abundance; AN inexlfaustible supply Of
Timber; vast Coal Fields aud other mineral
deposits; cheap and quick transportation ny
railroads and river navigation; direct conn
merce with all parts Of the world, owing tn
it's proximity 10 the Pacific Ocean.
No DROUGHT-, No INSECT PESTS,
NO HURRICANES, WUIRI.WINDS, OR
OTHER DESTRUCTIVE PHENOMENA.
The Lands of the Pacific Northwest show
nm average yield OF wheat per acre largely
I'm excess Of that of my other section of the
United states.
No fniIurc Of crops has ever occurred.
Oregon Wheat commands higher price
ihnn that Of any other country in the Liver
pool market.
An Immense area Of very fertiic RoilIOnd
and Goteyn1lIeHt Lq4idS, tcif ia T0SV ye rel. or
he f,puHE tines fth~ Northern Pacific n. r..
the 9ego,, f0iitc3y & NGrigGtiOH, 0'ad the
oregon a. California IL. X. Co.'S d9sd heir
numerous brds cHes fa the great PdUe9s az Ia"
60, HDlbtI and IL tributaries, 0fe 3'0tr offer a
JOr safe at LOic Prices AID O3i Easy terms, or
omen Ia presumption Hn HOO2cst a Z stfTiT
The Ored' D,0U .sAeHt RI I'0pH'tt.n III"
Columbia reOiDH a. 80 VA prODTESs tctN '
cIiO17isOusiy inclr a>td bg ne cOiiLDfcttOli q
tn n OrtIlfTn Pacific H.. II. aud fHe "a eGcrt
Rdi!tcdU e. haUiyGfi0s fO.'S systems. ~
s'e"ders certdig. rdpid incrcoSe ia Hc r6t'fe
or Lands nor open "a purchase o. to c1tiTy
uHder Nc Uysited States Edft, LGScS.
For Pamphlets aud Maps descriptive OF tho
country, its resources, climate, routes of
travel, rates and full tnfor nation, address
A. L. STOKES,
General Eastern Agent.
Il III
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THIRTEEN clubs are very popular now, es-
pecialy with whist players when clubs are
frumng
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22

TRY the new brand, Spring Tobacco.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1882-12-22
How In shorten Life.

Sold by Druggists. 81; six for q. Made only b,
&. l. HOOD a. CO, Apothecaries Lowell. Mass.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03

sugar have been added; then mix to-
gether and let rise until light. 1t is bet
ter to let this sponge over night, and in
the morning add the other ingredients
(four the raisins) and let rise again.
When light, fill the baking-pans and let
rise again. Bake in moderate oven.
This recipe makes three large loaves,
and is standard, economical loaf cake.
FRoTHED ORANGE CREAM.-Make pint
of cream very sweet; put it over the fire;
let it just boil. Put the juice of a large
orange, in which bit of the peel has
been previously stepped, into each glass
(they must be narrow and deep like Jelly
glasses), and when the cream is almost
cold pour from teapot upon the juice,
holding it as high as possible.
PEA SoUP.-Take quart OF shelled
peas; boil the pods in gallon of cold wa
ter until all the substance is boiled out
of them; then skim them out, and put two
pounds of beef into the pot. After the
meat is boiled to shreds, skim the soup
well, strain and return it to the pot; add
the peas with little parsley and let it
simmer until the peas are quite tender;
season with pepper and salt; thicken with
little butter and -four, let it.boilup once
and serve.
BosroN BROWN BREAD.-Take two cups
of rye meal mot four, four cups of yell
low corn meal, add warm water enough
to make batter stiff as you can stir it.
The water in which squash or pumpkin
has been boiled makes excellent bread
if YOU have not cooked SQUASH or pump.
kin use clear water. Add one gill ofmo-
lasses to the batter, a teaspoonful of salt
and half teaspoonful of soda, dissolved
in tablespoonful of boiling water, and
a teacupful of homemade yeast. Let
the bread rise over night and till very
| light, then put into deep iron pans and
smooth over the top with cold water
Let it rise little longer, and then bake
| for six hours in slow oven. 1t is bet
ter to make late in the day, and leave
all night in the oven. Take out before
the morning fire is made, wrap in a
cloth, steam awhile. Serve hot for
breakfast.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Dress and Literature at the Bar.

David Paul Brown, for many years
one of the leaders of the Philadelphia
bar, was often ridiculed by envious
lawyers as a fop and pedant. 1t was
his habit to appear in court dressed in a
blue coat with brass buttons, buff vest
and light trousers and a glossy hat.
When one bantered him on his dressi-
ness, he replied that he had never
known man to speak we'll in clumsy
boots, nor to have a clear mind with
dirty face and hands.
"a becoming decency of exterior" he
added, "may not be necessary for our
selves, but it is agreeable to Others"
No rival could afford to cherish con-
tempt for the so-called dandy, for he
was pleasing orator, powerful with
the jury and always compelling the at
tention of the court by his knowledge
and original Interpretation of the law.
He was, like Mr.. Choate, an omnivor-
GUS reader and an enthusiastic lover of
elegant literature. In justification of his
passion, he said,-
cit enables me to return to my more
rugged pursuits with greater alacrity
and renewed strength. The mind takes
it's direction from habit. # you wish to
strengthen it, you must direct it for a
time into other channels, and thereby
refresh and improve it. A mere lawyer
is mere jackass, and has never the
power to unload himself; whereas con-
slider the advocate thoroughly ac-
complished advocate-the highest style
of man. He is always ready to learn
and teach. Hortensius was a lawyer,
Cicero an orator. The one is forgotten,
the other is immortal"
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
The Late Henry Giles.

The Rev. Henry Giles, who died re-
Gently in Boston, was brilliant and
scholarly Irishman, who lived sad life
for many years. He was Unitarian
clergyman, but never had a settlement,
his unfortunate deformity standing in
his way. Mr.. Giles was dwarf and
hunchback, with a large head, swarthy
complexion, and heavy features
He married wife about thirty years
ago. as the result ola courtship conducted
entirely by letter. The lady fell in love
with his intellect as seen in his writings,
and they exchanged many letters, and
never met till they came together to get
married. They lived in apparent hap
piness for some years, when Mr.. Giles
had the still further misfortune to be
stricken with paralysis. He lost the use
of his legs from this, and by second
stroke which followed later was deprived
of all power of motion otherwise. In
this way he lived long time, during
which his wife died and left him almost
literally alone in the world. Mr.. Giles
is described as natural orator, and he
had a good analytical mind, as we'll a;
decided rhetorical talent.
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
AGreat Moral Lesson,

At a meeting of some colored Metho
dists in Kentucky it was decided to make
q collection. The president passed the
hat himself, and, in order to encourage
the others. he put in 10 cent piece.
After the collection, during which every
hand had been in the hat, the presi dent
approached the table and turned the
hat upside down, and not even his own
contribution dropped out. He opened
his eyes with establishment and ex,
claimed: Go goodness, but Ize eben
lost de 10 cents I started Widw Their
there was CONSERVATION on the faces q
the assembly. Wing was the lucky man:
That was the question. He could not
blush, or turn pale, for all were as black
as night. 1t was evidently hopeless
case, and was summed up by one broth
er, who rose in his place and said
solemnly: "Dar pears to be grea
mor,l lesson roun' heah somewhat"
Morris tribune., 1882-08-03
Household Hints.

A scientific journal advises melon
growers to put coffee grounds on their
melon beds. They are said to greatly
Improve the flavor of the fruit.
If onions which are to be boiled are
put in sailed water after they are peeled,
and allowed to remain in it for an hour
before they are cooked, they will loose
so much of their distinctive favor that
they will rarely remind one hours after
of what he had for diuner. Onions that
are eaten raw may be treated in the
same way.
Candied orange is delicacy which is
easily made. Peel and quarter the or
anges; make syrup in the proportion
of one pound of sugar to one pint of wa
ter; then take it from the fire and dip
the quarters of orange in the syrup; let
them drain on a fine sieve, placed over
platter, so that the syrup will not be
wasted; let them drain thus until cool,
when the sugar will crystalize. These
are nice served With the last course of
dinner.
Potato croquetts are nice for supper,
and are preferred by some people to the
much praised Saratoga potatoes Take
two cups of cold mashed potatoes, two
eggs, lump of butter half the size of an
egg, salt and pepper to taste, and half a
cupiul of fine cracker crumbs. Mix well !;
roll with your hands on a kneading-b board
little flour on the board; drop the cakes
in hot lard and fry them until they are
brown.
We sink millions of dollars annually
in plants and seeds not ADAPTED to our
climate, SO we had better hold on TO our
brilliant geraniums until we get some
thing better, which we will not be likely
to dc very soon. In freedom from in
sects, in foliage, coloring, great variety
and easy culture they are excellent. If
they were only half as good as they are,
we should use them, for they grow and
bloom and give much satisfaction.
have no sympathy with class of En-
glish people "a very small class think)
who ridicule beds of scarlet geraniu ms,
and exclaim loudly against their "glare
and vulgarity." There is no need of
this. A suggestion that they could be
| toned down with judIcious admixture
of other plants harmonizing colors wo uld
| be better.
A remedy, which recommended by
good authority as excellent for the COM
plants of children at this season of the
year, is made by boiling for six hours s
teacupful wheat -four tied closely in {
CLOTH At the end of that time take il
out of the water, and let it dry and cool.
When you wish to use it CRATE two table
spoonfuls of it, mix with little cole
milk. Sweeten to the taste with
powdered sugar. ....