Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1882-01-21
WHY!i
Fifty Three Reasons Why You
Should Subscribe for the
Intelligencer.

Because it is oil home print.
Because It is the peoples paper.
Because you can't we'll do withoutit.
Because 1t publishes the sher:ff's sales
Because it is reliable in all its statements
Because it costs only Tour cents per week.
Because it constantly seeks to do you good.
Because 1t has no jealousy OF others success.
Because it i. the official paper of the county
court
Because II is the largest paper printed in the
county.
Because 1t publishes all the local news OF tho
county.
Because its editorial opinions cannot be
bought.
Because it gives all tine news in regard to the
schools.
Because your wife and children will enjoy
reading 1t.
Because 1t publishes an interesting personal
| column.
Because It has sympathy neither for crime nor
criminals.
Because 1t publishes all the religious news OF
| the county.
Because 1t publishes all the live stock news of
| the county.
Because 1t publishes nearly all the transfers OF
| real estate.
DeC1u6e IL PUBLISHES GIL Tue luaiIldSeoS uH tile
and deaths.
Because it gives you correct time tables on all
the railroads.
Because 1t pays to keep posted in your own
county affairs.
Because IL has no personal or political quar-
rels to avenge.
Because it publishes nearly all the public sale
advertisements.
nub1 all nf
of publication.
Because it publishes nearly all of the admins
trator's notices.
Because it asks your patronage on the greun
Of Its merits only.
Because 1t publishes nearly all of the final
settlement notices.
Because it is your duty to do good to those
who do good to you.
Because it neither countenances nor supports
any cllques or rings.
Because 1t has u correspondent In every neigh
borhood in the county.
Because II is energetic, enterprising and al
ways up with the times.
Because it publishes all the political and gen
eral news IN q con.seused form.
Because 1t is the radvertIsIng medium OF nearly
all the business men OF the county.
Because partnerships in wives anu newspa.
psrs are prolific CAUSES of trouble.
Because you ought not to be ignorant OF whal
il transpiring in your own county.
Because It prints all The news-irom every
nook and cornvr Of the entire county.
Because il gives correct narSet reports from
Kansas City, St. Louis and Lexington.
Because the proc. eds of one more hen upon
the farm will pay the subscription price.
Because it contains nothing which cannot with
propriety be read aloud In your family circle.
Because it publishes the dockets and proceed
ings Of the circuit, criminal probate anu county
courts.
Because you will ieel better reading your own
paper than you do while reading bor-
rowed from your neighbor.
Because it Will not be forced upon you after
ths time paid for has expired and aiter.you have
given notice for its discvnttnuance.
Because your neighbor. though too polite &c
refuse your request for the loan Of his paper. Is
still annoyed by your continual borrowing.
Because 1t will impart more information to
yeur children in any gwen time than they will
learn from any other source tor the same
money.
Because 1t 10 your duty to give your support
to the PAPER that always seeks to advance your
interests. socially, morally, religiously and
financially.
Because every man should have his own wife
and his own newspaper. The irst e.n be had
merely for the asking, and the latt er costs only
tribe more.
Because it gives the women folks something to
think about beside the routine of househoe
matters and objects within the range of tnelr
vision about tho farm.
Because 1t ls published on Saturday and
reaches all parts of the county before noon o.
the same day, thus giving you the latest reliabl.
news when you have the most time to read.
Because it discusses public questions with
dignity, preferrlng reason 10 dogmatic assertion
and abuse; and because it seeks in an earnes
| way to elevate and purify politics and journ
alism.
Because your wife. mother and sisters, cousins
| AMI aunts cannot go TO town every week, sta:,t
| on the corners or loaf in the stores and near th
| news which You forget (?) to tell them when yol
| get home.
Because its poetry column, if preserved, vii
furnish library of verse second to no olhe
selection, the best collections being cullet
with q view to the customs, habits and tastes O
its readers.
Because it will save much hard feeling an
many emphatic expressions from yonr neighbo
when his paper comes home worn out or tor
after you have had it borrowed until he mas ha
| to send for 1t.