The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1882-09-14

emn, he would give one OF those awful
sneezes, that sounded as If all the inside
OF the earth was being ripped away.
NOW, man has certain inalienable
rights guaranteed to him by the Con-
stitution. Among them are that of life and
| Liberty and the right to sneeze; but what
l contend for is that man has no right to
selecta time when his explosions viii an
noy his fellow-w worshippers. No man is
| well educated, no man is well behaved.
VINO has no regard for times and cir
cumstances. While without any respect
for one of those obsequies mortais that we
call Top, or for anamby -pambyism in
any form, etfully appreciate the value
OF good manners and courtesy. Let two
young men go out into the world, the
one with 500, 900 to start him and bad
manners, and the other with no capital
and good manners, and the young man
with no capital will beat the other in the
race of life. sfe5 ~
Sunday morning comes in a house
hold; Sunday morning the father
steps from his room to the room where
the children are playing, and he says:
.sHush, hush, children; close that piano.
and stop that noise;' and altogether they
have very solemn and awful time of it.
Sunday morning comes in another
household, and the father goes from his
room to the room where the children are
and.he says: 'Now this is the last
day OF all the week; let's be
happy. Now, Jenny, you sit. down
70 the piano and play Sunday
school tunes, and you, Johnnie and Rob-
ble,. get down the hymn-books and be
prepared to sing as soon as read this
psalm of David-.O, praise the Lord, all
ye angels of His: praise Him, all We
stars and light; mountains and all hills:
fruitful trees and all cedars, beasts and
all cattle, creeping things and flying
fowls; let everything that hath breath
praise the name of the lord, for His
name only is excellent and His praise
above heaven and earth Go now.
children, get ready to sing while [ beat
time for you. They sing, and let me
tell you that person that can sing. and
soon't sing deserves to be sent to Sine
Sing. [Laughter.1 ifs5c li' siiI'57e
d. Desppndeney is the most Improbable
thing that | know of. The hyacinth is
the only flower know of that will start
best in dark cellar. Il. Good cheer di.
rvldes our burdens and carries three.
faarths of them. To most of us, life,s A
struggle-an Austerlitz, Waterloo. We
all have care enough. God knows, we
all cry enough. If we didn't laugh and
play sometimes, don't know what
would become of us. Lack of acauaint
anee with the laws of life often results in
depression of spirits Did you ever know
OF man among your. acquaintance that
preferred to work till ten or clever,
o clock at night, and then take hearty
supper. and do that regularly, to ever
look on the bright side Of things? Tell
me what man eats, when he eats, and
how long it takes him to eat it, and will
tell youf how he gets along in business.
4 n man who will go to the store in the
morning, lind business matters all mixed
up, cannot see how to raise the money to
pay his notes, things all going wrong.
has been up too late the night before or
eaten something that didn' t agree with
him. We must live well If we want to |
take a cheerful view of life. We want
to live outdoors as much as possibleI
Ii you own a horse, have him well
groomed-let him be black or bay or |
gray or sorrel-4no matter, have him
brought out OF the stable, get him some |
water, put tho bucket to his mouth and |
hear the water rattle down his throat in /
great swallows, pat him on the shoulder.
md then put your foot in the stirup and /
leep into the saddle,alet him prance and
gallop and paw and plunge till you feel
me blood tingle in your veins. Let him /
rot and galIop and amble,s keep a stiff,
rein and firm seat, and after an hour
of that, you will come back with an ao-
petite that will amaze the goodsfolks at
lome., | have known people I
who spent fortunes at Saratoga and /
saden Baden, ,and came home uiibene-
tied, to- join in, game or two of base
'aH, and in attempting to catch the baIlsIj
lave actually taken their lost health ION
he n.y. as it were. Whether it be boat.
Kate, rod, gun or gymnasium, get out
II the city if you can, 60 into the coun-
~, get plenty of fresh air and exercise.
md you will come back to the shop, count
ng-room and stool and pulpit better pre-
,ared to bargain, to instruct, to work, toll
ray and preach. Remember, there is
10 stock that pays better dividend than
cheerful heart and aipleasant face and /
ind words.
"A French chemist is said to have in
ented process by which fabrics can
e perlneated with n solution of tin,i AN i
Seeedingly thin Layer being spread over
ne cloth. rendering ii waterproof and 4
rotecting it against rough usage. The /
tility of the Invention is not quite ap-
aren't, for probably few people would |
are to don garments in which they
Ioaid bear a very close resemblance to
minated tin kettles and teapots, though
the preparation of theatrical dresses
nd even in the bright :. trimmings in
'hich the female heart delights, the in
ention might find a limited application.
THE pastor of ST. Chrvsostom's ! Prot
slant Episcopal Church, IN Philadel-
hia, until lately possessed silver dollar
hich, for two years, had served as, a
inning witness and detective of impos-
ire. During that time he offered the
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