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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23
AEys0sT PERSBADED

Minister Morton has become q war
den in the Episcopal church in Paris.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23
0THBOUGH PASSENGER TRAINS
81 daily, over the Eastern division, with

~ udLJs Ofer Cue LdsIeTu u1NlSlOni VIII
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars
On each train between St. Paul, Madison and
Chicago.
The Western Division of the Chicago, St Paul,
Minneapolis and Omaha Line, known as the ST
Paul & Sioux City Railroad, with its various
branches, commencing at st. Paul, reaches into
Iowa, Dakota and Nebraska, passing through the
thriving young cities and towns of Shakopee, St
Peter, Mankato, Worthington, and through LIE
Mars to Sioux City, Omaha and Council Bluffs.
and with branch lines reaches Blue Earth City
aud Woodstock, Mimi, Boor, Iowa, and SiOur
Falls, Dakota.
The perfect connection of this line AT C0UN
GIL BLUFFS IN Union depot with frst-class
lines of road for all points in Central and Western
Missouri, for Kansas, Texas, Nebraska, Colorado
California, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, make
it worthy of being called
The Old Reliable Sioux City Line,
Besides it lie the only line to the Southwest
Through the 7 Great Cities
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23

Connections are made at Abbotsford with all
trains on the Wisconsin & Minnesota r. r.. there
is no delay in either direction.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23
Personal! To Ven :InIN.

The VoLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall. Mich. will
send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaie Belts
and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days
to men young or old who are afflicted with nerv-
Gus debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles,
guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration Of
health and manly vigor. Address as above. n.
B.-No risk is incurred, as thirty days trial is
allowed
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23
of the populous Missouri Valley, namely:
sioux City, Council Bluffs, Omaha, 81
Joseph, Atchison, LeavenwOrth
and Kansas City.

At st. Paul close connections are also made
with lines for Duluth, Brainerd, Fargo, Winni-
peg and all points in the Northwest.
When you go South or Southwest, be sure and
90 over this line through St. Paul and through
the big cities, and when you go West or North
west, also 20 through st. Paul, the great railroad
center of the Great Northwest.
Special rates to the West and Northwest fOI
people emigrating, and low rates for household
goods and live stock.
F. B. CLARKE, T. W. TEASDAL.
Gen. Traffic Manager. Gen. Agent.
ST. PAUL, MINI.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23
Are You Nervous and Lack Vital EnergYl

IN ill diseases of nervous or muscular type such
as Nervous Debility, Paralysis, Overworked BraiJ
Exhaustion, or Loss of Vital Energy, Weak Back
Kidney Disease, Magnetic Belt or Regeneration is
made expressly for the of arrangements of the
provocative organs. Whenever any debility OF the
generative organs occurs, from whatever cause, the
continuous stream of Magnetism permeating through
the parts must restore them to healthy action There
tested it, and thousands of cures are testified to-
Weakness from Indiscretion Incapacity, Lack of Wig
or, Sterty-ln fact any trouble of these organs Is
cured Do not confound this with electric belts adver
tsed to all ills from head to toe This is for the
one specific purpose.
Price Belt, SO. Sent by express upon receipt of
price, and if not found represented money refund
ed. In ordering serd measure ofwast. Remittances
can be made in currency sent in letter at our risk
MAGEETON APPLIANCE COMPANY,
21S State St, Chicago.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23

7 astOr baNtISG CHURCH.
AMBoY, H., July "a, 1882.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23

LEARN TELEGRAPHY Paying s1tustiens ggGTI
vailed. American School of Telegraphy Madison Wis
Del 2 A Q
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1882-11-23

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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
prnvi1s a snow.plow at Once.

Shovelling snow soon becomes hard work.
a snow pillow, with horse to draw it, is a
great improvement over the shovel. In
deed the difference is quite as great as in
working land by the pillow aud with the
spade. If one has a snow plow, he is quite
sure o + the help of all the bows (il not the
girls too,) Of the neighborhood, who make a
great frolic, and are often useful in adding
needed weight to the plow. A snow plow
may often be a matter Of co-opera ton
among neighbors, if not in owning, at least
in working it. In every well managed viii
lage one should be owned and operated for
general good. Even whore the paths are
not long enough to allow the use Of a horse
q hand plow, save in very deep SHOWS, is
preferable to the shoVel.-A aericaH igri-
cuittH'iSt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

No fixed rules can be laid down for the
management of farms. The soil Of one
township may be best fitted for growing
some kinds Of grain, while the adjoining
mes can lie most pro6tably devoted to live
,tock. No two farms situated side by side
re exactly alike. The distance from mar
kst, tie demand for special products, and
not the least, the individual taste Of the
farmer, have all much weight in determin'
.ng the system Of farm management that II
is best to adopt. Those who have given the
most thought to this subj ct, are the slowesi
70 advise any general system To be applied
TO every farm. It is like garment that is
Intended to fit all persons, aud suiIs none
Every year of progress made in agrieultur-
al know'cd &c teaches more iorFibly than
previous ones, the truth that the farmer
must rely largely upon his own intelligence
aud iulgmeut in working out the best sy =
tenn for hIs own farm. Even in so seeming
ly triniug a matter as the pruning of a
grapevine, the wisest Yineyardst can only
give general rules, and each grape grower
must adapt them to the peeuliarihes of each
vine.-Ayricuturist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
FARMERS COLUMN.
Shut Out tha Cold.

phut Oub blS OOlu'
The temperature Of the living animal
body cannot vary greatly, and therefore
when the weather grows colder there is an
increased demand for food to be consumed
in keeping up the natural heat. A low
temperature is an expensive condition, as
every farmer who has wintered his stock
well knows. There are two general meth
DDS Of overcoming tho wearing and ex-
hausting effects Of severe cold weather Civ.
ing the animals an abundance of rich and
palatable, heat-forming food, and securing
them from exposure in warm and comfort
able stables. A happy combination Of these
two methods is the one to be provided by
every stock raiser who looks both to the
comfort OF his animals and their profit
ableness.
If stables generally could be warmed
with safety by stoves, there is no doubt that
q saving in the amount of fodder would re-
suit. Much can be done in this direction
by keeping the animals in well-built stables,
and free from all chilling currents of FROST
laden air. The writer has in his mind
stable, where long row of mich cows suf-
fered, almost 10 the point Of freezing, on
many winter nights, because the stable was
full Of large cracks, and the doors only part.
ly shut out the drifting SHOWS. A few hours
Of patching the walls, flooring, and doors,
with very little expense for lumber, would
have made it, good effects evident within a
single week at the dairy room. A cow is
not at her best when she must shiYer with
the cold and haye her rough coat covered
with frost and snow on severe winter
night Looked at in simply the pecuniary
light, this method Of keeping farm stock
does not bring the best returns. There is
no farmer who, being able to own a herd OF
cattle or flock of sheep, can afford to house
them well. He may let them eat OF will
from the stack OF the best hay that is made,
but # they have no more shelter thun the
stack affords, he may come 10 the conclusion
common tn all bad agricultural practi 0,that
farming does not pay. Let this be word
in season for all those who may proGt by it.
Stop the cracks in the stables, and save pain
for your animals and money FIR yours II.
Fake special care not tn have the farm stock
exposed to the chilling winter blasts in
short, shut out the cold. DIR. Halsted, in
4 ncrjcaa Aq,icuturiSL
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
Winter Care for Livestock.

There are few general rules for the care
of liy stock in winter, which are Of uhivef-
sal application:
First. They should lie dry, whether bed
ded not. A dry floor is far better than
wet beiding. Spar or sIat a 'ors, through
W ich urine will quickly pass, and which
give e animals level standing place, are
especi lily to be advised. A good degree 'ot
conf rt may be had on such floors, but
full supply of dry ltLer-straw, letvcs.
swamp nay, etc.-certanly makes all kin is
II stock more comfortable. " .
Second Shelter sayes fodder, wherever
lumber can be easily obtained, to degree
which few practical men are aware of The
warmer the stables are, the better exc 'pt
perhaps for sheep But with close, warm
stables, it is essential that the manure heap
should be where it will not cnnlaminate
lhe and that there should be perfect ven-
.ilation, so arranged as not to cause drafts Of
r. PIE -
Thrd.-As to feed This should be given
with the utmost regularity aud uniformity
mover more than will be all eaten up lofg
before the next feeding time. Then the
animals have an appetite for their food, so
that coarse fodder may be first given, to be
followed with better, and,by grain in some
FIRM, If this be part of the daily ration,
lis is no doubt the most economical sys-
.cm, securing the least waste and best di
stion Of all kinds of fodder used in the or
binary way.
Fourth.-Grooming and care for the ami
mails are a most valuable means Of keeping
them 10 health as well as Of saving feed
The skin of an animal existing in a state o
nature is washed by every shower, brushed
and carded by every brsh, licked by its
mates, rubbed by the ground in rolling. and
10 various ways kept free from aceumnla
tous Of its ewn exfoliations, from the stop
page of its pores by sweat, Ond from IFS owr
inherent dirt. A healthy skin mean.
warmth, health, life and vigor, other thing
being about right, and we can secure this
only by grooming.-Col. NJ. C. Weld, il
47ricuiiTiSt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

There is man living in this vicinity
who is 81 ALFRED lazy that when he once
gets to work he is ton lazy too stop.
You can always tell the iastijisus man
hy his sesding twenty seven cuGs aud col.
J ,rs 70 the laundry accompanied by single
shirt.
Three hundred dollars bad beoa spent
TO educate her IN music, Latin, French and
drawing, and yet she wrote "sgnd siz yards
played goods by bearer"
"A charming young actress, who knew
him we'll, was very much put out because
Tony Pastor without speaking. She thought
Ae mas altogether tao Topey.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

1t is said Tint the Goo occurred ut Ark
ansaw. Noah use talking, we learn more
and more ever day. However, we eromsmhcr
that Noah looked out of the Arkausuw
Mount Arnrat.
"A dog is valued according TO bis scents,
a rich man according To kisc-nls, and se
man according to biz sense,but paragraph
er and poor man, alas, according to their
mon sense.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
-stalwartism has got the worst bruisi,

-Stalwarism has got the worst bruising
since it was trampod ON in Chicago two
years ago last June.
Tie circus rider who was elected to the
Italian Parliament is, VIC believe, the only
politician who can successfully ride two
horses at once.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

~aa"lIelp yourself and others will help
you." But don't fail To use Kidney Wort
for all liver, kidney, and bowel complaints,
piles, costiveness, etc Tns Is mn Of the
people for an easier method Of preparing
Kiduey-Wort has iaiaeed the Proprictors,
the well known wholesale druggists, WeIls,
Richardson & Co., of Burlington, VT, to
prepare ii (or sale in liquid form as well a.
in dry form.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

Somebody maintained in the presence
Of Canning, that poyerly was blessing
The minister observed, That is Ii erallv
making virtue of necessity"
An I,wa farmer bet new hat that he
could cross the ilroad track with his team
baf,re the train came up. lie lost by ten
iest; TIE distance was measured by his
hers.
-Pat-"An is it the next train for B s.
ton ye want? Faith that went an hour ago,
sprrr'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

Why continue the use OF remedies that
only relieve, when EIy's Cream Balm.pleos
ant of application and sure cure Tor Ca
tarrh, Hay Fever aud Cold in head, can he
bal for so cents?
Apply into nustrls with little duger.
was troubled with Chronic Catauh and
ga'herIug in my head, was very deaf at
times aud had discharges from my ears, be.
sides being unable Ia breathe through my
nose. Before the secund bottle Di Ely's
Cream Dalnl was eShaustea | was cured aud
10 lay enjoy sound health. c. j. Corbu,
923 Chrstnnt. ST.. Field Manager Philldel-
phin Pub House, Pa.
IL is nn exuggcraton. Ely's Cream Btln
is a curr tor Catarrh, Hay FrveraGd Cold
IL head Mauv cures have been made
among nv customers. M other remedy
h,s ever equaled the Balm in good results.
A. j. 0den nwelder, Easton, Pa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

Every farmer should subscribe for the
ARBoN ADVOCATE only slOO year, and n
alorse Biok, free
Fall Goods--Skaios.
"A fashionable belle is not always high
toned.
The smallest spirited horse on record-A
pony Of brandy.
When man tells you that he lies, be
lieve him.
--"T nrop hose to be OF use in the world
as the garter sAil.
The volume Of ove.y woman's life com
inenccs with Chap. |. Aud frequently ends
with him.
st. Louis hasiseyen thousand cats, an
ir spite Of this discourgins fact, still c: =
y cts to becomea great city.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

Il Weiizel Wrightsyille, Pa, says ;
Browns Iron Bilters is giving relief to
many suffering invalids in this part Of tho
couulry.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
VARIETIES.

in his trap.
"A cheese and its mites
are soon parted.
Good grounds for domes-
tic quarrels-Thick coffee,
Grant announces that he
is out Of politics. Yes, per-
force.
They have got to maxi
ing rat traps nowadays with
looking glasses in them. We
suppose the rats run in to see
how their new fur looks.
The pecan crop is one Of
the heaviest known in Texas.
The Beers, like the Irish,
do not conceal their hatred
for the English.
-Geerkins in glass jars are
largely sent to Texas and Cen
tral America.
Thirty thousand horses a
year are needed to supply
New York city's demand.
The post office depart
ment holds more than ST.
100000 in unclaimed money
orders.
1t looks suspicious to see
a man always take a Glove be-
fore answering the telephone.
The cultured no longer
call it hash. Mosaic nutri-
ment is the correct form.
- 7 h e signal service
claims to have saved $5,OOO,-
GOO Of marine property by its
Prediction of the late cyclone.
The Dammanigga policy
Of anti-rebellion days is again
well to the front in South
Carolina.
Man sticks up fantastic
mile-posts as the course ofem-
pire westward takes its way.
A new town in Kansas is call
ed Prairie Dog Jim.
The recent artic expert
ence of the Jeanette explor-
ers has proved that the most
comfortable footwear in win
ter consists of a cotton and
woolen sock worn together.
A Pittsburg druggist, be-
ing complimented on the
beauty Of his last baby, re-
piled: 1T isn't my prettiest,
but its by Pharmycutest." In
terment private.
"A recently suspended
foreign minister, while pass
ing through London on his
way to this country, register
ed himself at Boyle's Ameri-
can agency as "Col. -,
American minister, in route
for home"
On Philadelphia's BIZ
Gel tennial day there were run
into that city by the Pennsyl-
vania company at least as
many as two hundred and
seventy-fve trains, and by the
Reading no less than o .e hun
dred and fifty.
The cowboy is gradu-
ally becoming tanned down to
respect the law and property.
Even ifnine out of every ten
have to be killed before they
can be tanned, the one who
gets away will have SOME
serious reflections.
Heard at a doorstep
"Why, Mr.. Milkman, you
said your cows were drying
up and you could only let me
have a pint for the baby, but
here are two quarts" "Yes,
mum | can spare more now
some Of the other babies have
died"
"A prudent citizen of a
Vermont town went and plug
ged the lock on the hand-en-
gine house, so the next time
there was a fire in the town
it took them so long to get
the engine out that they didn't
arrive at the scene ofconfag-
ration in time to do any dam
age.
MIR. Winans, of Balti-
more, pays $4,000 year for
a vast tract of deer forests, ex-
tending from one side of
Scotland TO the other Not
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
nr~ We understand that there is to be

nG~ We understand that there is to be a
company formed to purchase the formula
and business Of the Excelsior Rupture
Cure now prepared and sold under the
pcrsnnGl dir,ciion of Mr.. F. II. Merrick.
This remedy is gaining famous reputation
thro' the eountry equally as great as it has
in our city. The many severe eases OF
Rupture that have been cured here in ON
midst are the reasons So many 0l our capt..
alists are So anxious to get chance to pur.
chase stock. 1t is rumored that if the com.
pany or comb nation is formed the price oil
the treatment will he advanced 100 per cent
or double the present price. Mr.. W J.
Lewis of the o siens5urg Drug House claims
that it is very ins preparation and bound
To succeed. We most cheorfully congratu-
late Mr.. Merrick on having made such sue
cess in getting up preparation that so eff
fectuallY cures rupture. Statistics show that
about one in every five persons are thus al
tiicted. We are crelitab!y Informed that
Mr.. Merrlck has sent out during the past
elk months over one hundred free treat
ments to clergymen and parties unable to
pay for the remedy. Oydc1Nbarg Ne,os
AS the price of the Excelsior Rupture
Treatment will be advanced in short time
we advise any one suffering from Rupture
10 send at once for Free Book on Rupture,
to F. II. Merrick, Ogdensburg, n. y.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
When an EIgodeld youth goes to spark

When an Eigofeld youth goes to spark
a girl he finds the old lady in one corner Of
the room the old man in another, and a dog
under the melodeun and he is required to
sreak up like an orator.
If brevity ia the soul Of wit, Charles
Augusta salarntus must have appeared
very tumuouslY humorous last night, ms he
came prancing home with the pnlonaisc Of
his trosseau bit of by his best girls fGYoriio
sky blue terrier.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

Nn-Alpine Moss, Alpine Moss, Alpine
Moss, Alpine Moss, Alpine Moss, Alpine
Moss, Alpine NJ 'ss, Alpine Moss, Alpine
Mos, Alpine M"ss, Alpine Moss, Alpine
Mrss, Alpine Moss.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02

"A witness having given before Lord
Peterborough some very rambling, or rath-
er, discreditaLlo evidence, was asked il
cross examination what he was. Witness
81 employ myself as surgeon" Lord
Ellenborough-"But does any one else en-
pleY you as a surgeon2"
The man who cheats his landlord i:
open to the charge Of ignnre-rents
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
"A Irregular church goer'' is too often ir.

IT" 'I3"I VUTV7 ~ sT'VI'5'"l ITTTITUVVIIVVi-VN
ual Debility. 81.
"A CIRCULAR church goer" is too often ir
regular 10 every other respect.
1t may be some consolation 10 Mr.. Fol.
ger to reflect that he had the largest funer.
I'll on record.
-Mistres-"Wcro you baptisod, Keziah
when you were named?" Maii--"Law
ua'am, we don't baptize in our church wi
iinmergo.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
KVV Lest, H0V Restored !

~ business now before the pub
- n ~ he. You cen U.usa IsuUeT
t& ~ Il. faster at WoIE Tor Us chan az
sA-H u ~ ~ Buy thing e,se, Capital not
needed We vi star, yuu.-
el2 day ana Upw rus made home py the in.
duet7lnus Men women. boys ana Girls wanted
cVrryWhcIC e. work iuU Ms. Now X tr'' TINE.
Nu1 cen work IN spurs hm" oui or give yrur
whole tine 40 tie bus ECss. Yea con 1--we ut
home ana DO the WOTE. no CthCr bys'uess wi
pay YOU nuariy as we'll No one can fam to mRKe
enormous p.Y bv Cu9umD" % once. Costly
oupl ana terms frCa. Nancy MA ic fast oasi-
~ aui lonraply. Addrcss TRUg . co. Au-
Enstnt Maine. ItglO 81
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1882-12-02
EEIEEY MEN.

"Wells' It"ath Remover" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, ImpOtenec,3ex
ual Debility. 81.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1882-10-31
HEILBRON,s BOLT.

EDS. RECORD UNION: Is it possible that
single citizen will be Influenced to vote
against any nominee on the Republican
ticket Simply because of the public parade of
one mans dishonor? I do not believe it.
Adojph Heilbron submitted bis name to the
late Republican County Convention as a can
didate for Sheriff. The canvass was made.
and the Convention met. MIR. Hebron, in
his speech Just before the ballot, said that he
hadn't sought the office there was no De,
cauiary profit in it; he desired the position
merely for the honor it conferred. He in.
dorsed heartily the platform, and said.
IN conclusion, that defeated or elected,
be would abide the decision Of the
Convention, and labor fer the success
OF the entire ticket. In square, straight
forward, open canvass Adolph Heilbron was
defeated and, instead of keeping his word.
instead OF observing his pledge made volun-
tarily TO the Convention, he turns around
aud . bolts the nominations. No allega.
ton of unfairness is made disappointed am.
bition :lOne is the cause of his "bolt."
Adolph Hebron now seeks by an ooen
display of his own unfaithfulness, to draw
Republicans from the support of the ticket he
and his friends helped to make
No enc will be swayed by him. His mo.
tiyeS are too palpable. He has "bolted -
before. FAIR PRAY
l. Sacramento October 3Oth