Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-10-16
ALL SORTS,

cATARRH.-Ely's Cream Balm Co., owego, N. Y.
Gents: have been severe sufferer from catarh for
Is years having distressing pain my es grad
ually the disease worked down upon my lungs About
a year and half ago commenced using your Cream
Balm, with most gratifying results, and am to-day ap-
parently cured 2. c. Warner Rutland, Vt. April 81,
1882
"Ant that lovely critter. John? ?" said Jerusha, as
they stopped opposite the leopard's cage. "Wal
yes" said John, bu he's drefully freckled amt he
Elys Cream Balm has completely cured me of ca
tarrh. of which have been afflicted over ten years,
after trying almost every remedy recommended none
having proved so effective and thorough. ST.. Aiken,
wholesale dealer in boots and Shoes l43 Federal St.
Boston, Mass.
Apply into nostrils with little finger Price so cts
They say smoking will cure hydrophoba Boy, if
the old man catches you trying cigar. explain that
you've just been bitten by dog and saving your
life.
ENTIRELY SATIsFACToRY.-Ladies wishing a per-
fume that cambines novelty, delcacy and richness.
find Floreston Cologne entirely satisfactory.
Mummies the only we'll behaved persons who
are now left in Egypt.
DIFFICULT PROBLEM SoLvEp.-The desire for
stimulants Is becoming monstrons evil and how to
overcome it is serious question with reformers
Parkers Ginger Tonic fairly solves the difficult prob
lem. 1t nvigorates body and mind without intoxcat-
ing and has brought health and happiness to many
desolate homes-Enquirer. See other column
Wisconsin boy won wager with playmate BY
holding his foot longest the rail ahead of locomo-
tive but he will hobble crutches the rest of his
life.
when publicly testified that had been cured of
terrible skin humor by the Cuticura Remedies 1 did
SO that others might be cured and do not regret the
time given to answering lnquiries"-Hon. William
Taylor. Boston.
CATARRH.-Relief in FIVE minutes in every case 4:
gratifying wholesome relief beyond a money value.
Cure begins from first application and is rapid radical
and permanent. Ask for sanford's Radical Cure.
Complete for 81.
81 never pretend to know thing that do not
remarked Brown. when don't know thing, say
at once. don't know" "a very proper course" said
Fogg, "but how monotonous your conversation must
be, BrownI'
Wistars Balsam of Wild Cherry coughs, colds,
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con-
sumption, and all diseases of the throat lungs and
chest $50 cents and ST. bottle.
"They tell me you have had some money left you -
said Brown. "Yes" replied Fogg. sadly sit left me
long ago."
Peruvian Syrup cures dyspepsia, general debility
liver complaint boils. humors, chronic diarrhoea,
originating in a bad state of the blood.
An editor offered So for the best written love letter.
He received about tons of letters and lies awake
at night wondering how he raise the amount of
the prize
"RoUGH ON RATs."-The thing desired found at
last. Ask druggists for Rough on Rats" 1t clears
out rats, mice. reaches, fies bedbugs. 15c boxes.
SKINNY MEN-Wells' Health Remover. Absolute
cure for nervous debility and weakness of the
tive functions 81 at druggists. Prepaid by express,
$l.25, for S.. E. s. Wells, Jersey City, NJ.
"BUCHUPAIBA." New, quick, complete cure days,
urinary Affections smarting. frequent difficult uri-
nation kidney diseases. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by
express $l25 for S.. E. S. Wells. Jersey City, N J..
The overflow of the Nile was caused by the thous-
ands fh's dropped into the stream by the British
soldiers.
PERSONAL To MEN ONLY-The voltaic Belt Co.
Marshall Mich, will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Elec-
tro-Votaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men young or old) who afflicted
with nervous debility. lost vitality and manhood and
kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete
restoration of health and manly vgor. Address as
above. N. BNo risk is incurred as thirty days. trial
is allowed.
Why is side saddle like four quart measure
Because it holds gallon.
An old physician. retired from practice, having had
placed in his hands by East India missionary
the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure for consumption Bron-
chits catarrh. asthma and all throat and lung aec
tions. also positive and radical for nervous de-
bity and all nervous complaints, after having test
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands o.
cases. has felt it his duty to make it known to his
suffering fellows Accumulated by this motive and a
desire to relieve human suffering, will send free o
charge, to all who desire it, this recipe German
French or English, with full directions for preparing
and using Sent by mail by addressing with stamp
naming this paper. W. A. Noyes LAO Powers Block
Rochester, N. Y.
After working all thesa years to make people think
don't think SO himself.
Edward Everett. and Edwin M. Stanton died Will
apoplexy, disease often mistaken for heart disease
The two complaints are nevertheless essentially diff
ierent. "Apoplexy is loss of voluntary motion ano
sensation. caused 10y pressure the BRAIN" Fo
80 years past, DR.. Graves Heart Regulator has al
ways cured heart disease and its kindred troubles.
Oscar Wilde says should beautify our kitchens
That is all very nice theory, but ifa man hires
very pretty cook there apt trouble in the fam
| lily. Better lei the kitchens alone.
| DURHAM, Iowa. March 2. 18S2.-Ayers Sarsaparill;
| has cured me of the Infamatory Rheumatism, afte
| being troubled with the disease for eight years.
W. NJ. MOORE
/ Let us come to good understanding. is what Thu
/ shoe dealer says.
Why be weak? Why not be healthy, robust, ans
strong, by using Browns Iron Bitters?
true tonic medicine. a blessing in every household
is Browns Iron Bitters.