The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1882-03-24
Wit and Wisdom.

Have you seen the light running Domestic
Sewing Machine. IL Elm street
DR.. Holland once said that ''the greatest
blessing that young man can enjoy is power
ty." Still, it is one of those blessings that
brighten as they take their flight. Lowell
Citizen.
Reyitalizing the blood is absolutely neces-
sary for the cure of general debility, weakness,
lassitude, &C. The best enricher of the blood
is Browns Iron Bitters.
Because man has his pockets filed with
newspapers, you must not suppose him
journalist; he may have something besides
them in his pocket.-Rochester Express
We are a nation of grit. Even the cotton
we ship is full of "sand. New Haven Reg
lister.
Sublimely Superb.
A pair of beautiful Sun-fowers on Easles
will be mailed free to any lady who will send
ten cents in postage stamps or money to Dr. y.
W. Benson, No. 106 North Eutaw street. Bal
timore, Nd
A Philadelphia coal dealer recently received
from prominent shoddyite, who had been TO
Europe, an order for five tons of coal delivered
a la cart.-Philadelphia News.
Misses White Boots and Slippers at f. w
Dsarborn's 3S1 Congress street.
1t always saddens an old COW to look over
the fence at an eleomargarine factory.-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
PITTsFIELD, Mass, Sept. IS, 1878.
Slrs-I have taken Hop Bitters and recon-
mend them to others, as found them very
beneficial. MRS. j. W. FULLER.
Sec. Wonaen's Christian Temperance Union.
"Young man." said the landlord, 81 always
eat the cheese rind' And the new boarder
replied, "Just so; am leaving this for you"
Boston Home Journal.
Druggists say that Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is the best remedy for
female weakness that they ever heard of, for it
gives universal satisfaction. Send to Mrs.
Lydia E. Pinkham, 233 Western Avenue,
Lynn, Mass, for pamphlets.
''Do you believe in future life in which We
shall renew the ties that bind us together
here?" 81 do,' said the henpecked husband
sadly, "but I don't want to.'-Brooklyn
Eagle.
Miss Sawyer's Salve as now prepared beats
the world. % cents.
A well-known lawyer goes to beg clemency
of M. Grevy for his client, condemned to death.
81 ask nothing better than to be able to pardon
him. says the head of the State, shut you
must give me some ground" "My client is at
least brave man, replies the lawyer; he
knew that in numbering his mother he was
bringing his own life into jeopardy! French
paper.
How absurd to wheeze with cough which
HALE's HONEY OF HoREHoUND AND TAR
will cure.
PIXIES ToorHAcHE DROPS cure in one min
ute.
In Western town recently the "star'' who
shoots an apple off mans head missed his cue
and killed the apple-holder. The audience
was SO delighted that it demanded an encore,
and the manager came forward and said that
owing to the prodigious expense of shipping
corpse East they would be obliged to reluc-
family forego repetition. Herald.
Rheumatism, disordered blood, general de-
bility and many chronic diseases pronounced
incurable, are often cured by Browns Iron
Bitters.
An unusually large number of M d. IS are
being turned out of the rough this Spring. We
note this fact SO that if any of our readers de-
sire to strike out for tall timber they can do
so.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
A Delicious Banquet.
The modern epicure is too often afflicted with
dyspepsia, indigestion or constipation after
having satisfied his appetite with delicious
banquet and all the Injuries of the season