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Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-07-06

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Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1882-07-06

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na plnoa iifg1u.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
WANTED FORGIVENESS

Hold or.. sad :, man tO Al Arkan- sa~ gentleman of the old = ~ ho"i. I wan, to talk ,o you moment Lac, night proiessed religion and ~ani you 10 forgive me.
 You haven, done 4hy,hlng, aA,d the gentleman 'si oxc you ten dollars
 ''YeS, and ,hat's ~hy want you ,o for give me Every dA, of i~o iof the pas' sl1 months have stopped you and asked you when you we're going 10 pay me, and you have led each tune. 1 began ,o e. pet ,our lies and ,o look forward 'o them. hns nor 1 have pfofessed religion and xill never Agzin ask You. 1 oanno, again canse you 10 comm, sin. fbe old school gentleman xrasped h's hand and pfessed Il wIfh NaTnth.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
HAD NOT VOTED.
A Man who Excited Feelings too Deer
 For Expression.

The other day. us, before the polls closed and decided which congressional aspiran, had told the truth when he af- hrned 10 credulous supporters ,ha, his election vas a fixed fac,, man called 10 well known politician shiie passing along the street ana said
 Are they done voting doer wonder. yet
 No, quite repiied ;he politician Have you voted =
 :. No. sr.-
 Are you a democrat,
 " Yes. sir
 Come, go down w.,h ne. fioid or till call a hack. Here Nike. d-ye ss down to the frs; ward puck as you gan. .
 Can't go now. colonel got load for the train
 Drive US down. I'll p4g yog he price Of load. Heres : dollars Hop .n.-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
NOT ENTIRELY FROZEN

Although there k a hara pa n the nature ef nearly every 'aan whose ,oIe am in life he aequisii=en Il money. ye, occasionally you nee; a fls Se. wei- shiper who $ no; cr;1r-y re efsfe>>. H,gson. he hnaneier. lo...e, '}e;soa :. small sin af money V eu s..e t.ee for is return eame, Do,sea @asst taAb.e tr meet l..s obligations ---i rms, have; -;ha.-;zai-eY iig>en de lared L, dee "al < nc.
 " bu haven, goi Il. .asaen:e,. the unfortunate Doison | l Lac :. yoa should have II
 t: yog have ,t.s -cr-e5 v.,t.c-s., security. s- sone;hins ~h. .faIe!y ,.o. Now SIT. nus; ha.c tfa, ,tancy by ,n-morrow : shall o'-e r. ,aad rn.nd you. nus, nee: me
 Barry ncN; mornin, tie .. q. CT. ..a- made yha, Do;son had commI,cc suede 4 crowd gathered around H'rsor among the number \ note lef or 'able by the unfortunate man read
 :. was forced into committing ;hIs deed. Some time ago borowed money from Higson and since then have had no peace, and seeing no opening through which could ge, out of the difficulty, decided to klll myself
 That's pretty bad, Higson, said the coroner l, was then that ike ananeeei showed that no, all of his sou had beer frozen that there still flowed l,rie fiy- ule, of charity. T am deeply grieyed al this" Higson at length said laoids hin sha, had to have the money d.y bu' could have waited until o-Inorrow.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
WAS GLAD OF IT

"i have come in ,n kill you sad a man entering an Arkansa~ ne~spaper office drawing ps'oi ant eonffan,ing inc editor tou publtshed an mtele drtega,or, io my 'hata't Ter And I iso my duty as 4 husbaad and j father io klll you
 .m glad of # 'he pont edtof re piicd u4s lus' 'iiinkiag of committing .aieide
 We'll, | that he Asr le' 70 do~n and take snbn-thing.
 :. So~ you ntese ifie ie eB9iion.f and he tao deadly enernles went oili ,ogsthef And ye; Sptne people .fe in favor ot pfo- hIbiiiun.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12

ed htm down The haske, handle augh, him under ,hc h,n and ame ,es, nearly pulling hi> head or lust A Mulkhile 70, up and ran ;o h,,nsc, ~hase ia.e wa> covered wlih mud. the cali came around aka.n and kne5 kcd h,n down Inc ,olored woman Ian au, and tafe the tinlci nd4ET -fYe r1if f'-es,.s- -,..s.1 .!sa,e Inc ae~ @aa> l. @4s sad afternoon a, the Mulki;ilc tesiden, C and ttutmSctS hcsd ,,iI book t> though he hal been >3tusk hN maui
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
PROVED IT.

= l sec tha; your son IS ou, of the peni- ,entiay." said man to an acquaintance. Yes, we proved that insanity ~as the cause of his killing the fellow and they turned him out on probation.
 -'How's that :"
 They said ,ha, they'd let him stay out a day or two and if he acted like a crazy man they'd let him stay out permanently. We'll, he acted like he was insane and reckon he'll stay out
 How did he ac; like he was insaneT
 By killing another man
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
WAS REPEALED

lake said the judge. the charge asains, you IS serious The testimony tha. ia, Bob sen, into yoaI ,ooTf. ,o col lec, bill from you anc ,ha: yo1 nsul,ed h,n and knocked him do~n .ars wi;h A boo. Look q: fa, Bot head s.f. and then 'ell me why l should roi pcast, you severely.
 :. Nsrepresen,:n ia ks 4n ai.eader- standin good intentions, edge. hab caused a mighty heap ob trouble in dis narrow minded world Fa; Bob an myself hAb al'ers been friends, an when he corne up inter my room fur money %ha, owed him for vegetables. ,ole k.H. da, was financially embarrassed. bu: da; I'd pay him fore grea, while. ise need'n money mighty bad sez he an stared down de steps Heres good .4ek ter yer enterpnse. SCI L an ,as,n J. ole shoe, pitched !, aner hlm as $ de custom wld my family when dA ~.h anybody well. les as pitched de anoe. Ia, Bob stumbled al fell. Sox deTr.'s de hcks ar hopes d4: yer vii ~e gk de case eordin'iy.'
 .' Ina; would nave dOre sometime ago. jake, replied the Judge. ~a-, the eonssi- ;u,.onaii;y Of tossing shoe af,er friends was repealed D Inc l4sl ieg s!a:-re. Con- sequen,ly I'll us, docke: yo- r.:h assault with In:er: D serloasIy ar--.e
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
A SILVER WEDDING

isoss gin me dnnr iuf my siiye' the attorney general oiAfkans4~
 How l"ng haze you been naruesi i. old man 7
 "Goi nau'ed yesterday sah.
 1 silver ~edd.ng. old tn~H, B a re urtlon 0i man and ~ife afeI the iat~e of ,~snif fse yearA.
 i dIdn, kno~ ia. ise ai~a,s been fooled n regard ter da' matter HeAh take back yei dune no. meter ulae. m take # along an keep | H. Asr eDer has q aiieef ~rdtiin
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12

Malor e.fa1sieroe's sca W as seniencea ;e inc pen.;er,.ary :or m es,Eaineo as, oe ia- ton with horses c1ts tle'4.ile. frrr,riye he malor. with d name ;n.,: glit.eicc E the socia. .irnarlen, away back when tNo ia; headed negroes with most noses were required n keeping he fiie> of ore arls- ,o,ra,ic snookef. was rushed beneath the shame thus imposed upon inn by ! re- lentless law Aites the few hrs; ou,pour- inss of his grief. he de ldcd that the only hope was in subena,orial pEoptiation. Ii he presented the governor with some !l,Ile token of esteem. something whose real worth did no, depend on it's value. his son would be pardoned. He remem- bered 10 have read that the governor was yery fond of apples. and he decided tha, presenting barrel of frui, 10 the eNeou- tive gentleman would be the proper measure. He conferred wi;h ar old lawyer. who said Don't make mistake. One false step and all may be lost. When you ge, to town with your apples. don't deliver them ,o negro and then so to the governor and tell him that you have brought him barrel of apples. The old man wants ,o see the apples. Take the barrel ,e ;he slate house and foii i ur into inc executive ehaRber.
 The rnaior acted upon thIs aGs.oe. Ar irving a, the state house. ne rolled hl> barrel ln,e he yard. into the house and stopped a; .he foo; f the stars leading ato the executive chamber Jus; ne landed ihe barrel against the bottom step. the w a,chman alled ,o him. He turned ard was walking ioAars. the oi,ieiA when the gevernsr came dowE s,...fs. struck the barrel. fell over. and spr.nSing up, IF the belief tha, 4 a.hilis: had been lay ing for him. ana n the dim ligh, mis,ak- ing ,he barrel for the erouehlng form of The major turned an6 supposlng ;he gov- erner 10 be some state house employee trying 10 break into his apples flew q, the governor and seized hum. and the governor. knowing that he was assailed by an assassin. fought with exec aute abil- i,y aRd determination. The old major wasn't slouch. for he twisted the ge,- emor into several odd shapes before the state land commissioner and clerk IT the auditors office arrived and separated the combatants. The ma)or attempted to explain, but he was hurried of 10 lail. The news ,ha, would-be guberna,orlal murderer had been arrested n the very executive act which. fl carried out. would have smeared gloom and the darkness of woe all over the state. caused hundreds of people to crowd around the lail 10 see the major Reporters tired to interview him and photographers wanted 70 squint d; him through their exaspera,ing arrange men,s The barrel which the assassin i had attempted 10 conceal IT the house and touch of with wire. vas carefully taken up by two men, earned to he river and thrown among the pe;ulan; llttle mud waves of the angry and irownirs Arkan- saw When he mistake -.as dis oeered. the maJor was liberated and ai,hou; making apphoa, for hls sons pardon. he hurried home and whipped the lawyer who had gwen hirn the advice which led to such disaster.
 HAD NOT VOTED
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
MIsCoNsTRUED HIM

My ui,c ,s dead eaid gentleman when he mel ;, ball ,oliec,"i at hts door
 -' i'fi sorry t,,- ss-.'- 't. .'!ai.cl. sald tho bill olle.tor and went awa,
 Scs. month he came around and MAS me; 4, the doc, by the colonel sho sad My son IN dead
 [" lou are indeed unfortunate. and he wen, away. Next month he went to zee the colonel and remarked rus, as the door aas opened sympathlse with you, but we've got io have some money.
 '' My daughter er-'
 I'm sorry and enter with you into the sp,ri of your gnef bu, blamed Il ~e mustn', have money. l have investigated the matter and hnd that your sIte has been dead ten years. tha, your son died live years ago and that your daughter '' not dead"
 . d,dn SAY that my wife had Ius' died or ,ha, my son gently bee afns de oeased sald that they we're dead ~as gong 70 tell you that ruy daughter had lus, rem ndc,, .ne that ought "a pay yoa when you broke ,n upun me Non s,r as you have miss "ns,fusd my Ian guage ou may N .u' another mon'i
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
WAS PAID

= You talk zi,oo; the war sad ac kso n to pihgrce, I'll bet you ten dollars that you were ou, of the United States during the struggle, sir" 2
 ~as not. fought .n he coniedef- ate army. I'll take your bet
 All right: 'he confederate states sere ou, of the Unson." The money was paid
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
AN ACCOMMODATING CROSS

lSon. l understand ,hai you have taken ou, Incense ,o preach" sad an Ar kansaa colonel to an oli ooiofcd man.
 '' Nes. sir i'se ,,dcd ter preach de ord an Ham etueIhed."
 Why did yes qua pfa, tleing law
 ~lse yot loo muc h ,ons, icn,c. sah It's agin my prndples tor prose. ute people whats innocsn, an lalg to, people what gully. ficaeh,n' les fits mc Ner ain, ga, no oftii,c ,en, ter pay. An de hili collectors .hun> ,ei It. shicken ln de mornin'. turkey a' dinner An preScnc> when le sun goes down An sidc, dc molunen,s. has de feclin dat I sc itgh, tn agin de deni <ot sah. wouldn | I1rae,,ee la@ ioi no man mene,
 I'm soff, i>om that you've qni I've go, < h,ile ,Asc III :. haX>tate eewi and | s | .un. ap before eoiate'i tury wanted yuu to take the ase i"f me
 Wha, de s,s.
 oe sec I'm hanged wilh ietkag , an'e
 How. de proof
 Aiufhi bu, ihe i'alh a gully I'd sis, twenty .h,c dolials ,o Eet "u, o' the afiam
 Wsli ho.s. I'll ,,ke dc .se .gion is intended in, de benrt' ob man n ~oui,ln'' hai ast"ss wha, lt,u euldn s.t .,stde an -ifeif htn o. asioHe.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12

Senator 1Ar and neither C. sks n;o..1z:- ing Aqaors nor lses tobz -o. He coes moi offer any excuse to he st@,e for such a lack of ac onplshraer.. !, s--ange how some men sIcceed
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12

II ,s proppsed to all e.onseniion of undertakers. ,s. lfans4ei bgsiness tf gen eral interes, and to regulate the pfI'es of funeral outfits We haze bong known that greater coneeri oi undertaken acton would tend ,o liven ap the gloomy busi- nesa. Medical s,eieties hold conventions and shy should no, the uDdeuake1s meet and crloy therns<iyes.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
LITTLE ROCK, ARK. NOVEMBER l2. rSS,

The MO men were arnen Iap,dlt te the voting previne;. When they arised ,he colonel assisted the so;er 'o aligll, ana sad
 We're a.:fn time.
 They are >ul. so;.ae. afe :fey Yes. bu; don, fcse '>-t4'see.-.,----
 'm glad ;heN an; qui, e, Naa >ee I've heard morn :, li;,ic ..hou: .Afkansa~ elections and wanted 10 see one.
 Don; leu vote here: e>e.a.rned the politician
 No, lne ID Mis>aray. b.; <, T; see much difference.
 The politician looked Al oano A though searching for something to as>ls' hIm in .lolen, and protane eNpfcssier ei his -lsel.nGs. hnsai lsngsh. IssoEnI.:nE hn. man weakness and the narro" confines of language. he iuraed ;o ,he Ml>>eunan and sad with despondlng sen;leness
 ~Go away from this county Keep III the middle of the road. institute your march d, this instant. l an eeiei now but |, is the stiffness tha. precedes he storm. Return 10 your peop.e eo.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12
SHOOK HIM FOR EM

Nc have had a swccpng victory Said ,. low movement man ta he hs,- tender pen,osfalS have sar,1e,i etcn.- thng
 Ncs st
 i,at sha, is H ta ne i-vsr..,a,- ,,....- . -s---------
 &aa aeu't kn,0 tn Amc.s. Al u. zcu N,,h bottles di uouua ham don't know lton', you krss. st. thal want "a dfnk fs the ,u. c>s ot the pe,noH l,,n party
 But l am | republic an =
 And hope that the tcpuht,ans W,ll do better nrN. une
 Hut don't hope tha, the, II do te,tet I've taiiru ou, wl,h ,he pn,ty ''
 '' t.oi ne polint .l enthusiasm
 No.
 Y" No chance ,o ge, , d',nk here
 None that 1 .,n sre
 ' ~a> merely ics,,nf my ticnd Have diink sith me Inc saloon man tomplied
 Heie. Kte me twenty tec oenie.
 Inc slow movement man began ,o quetl> withdraw. when ,hc har -tcnde, scrfed hIm and shonk hm anul h,s teeth haiisted When hc wen, a0' nc N .,s asked hl h,s snmi,ntsn who had g,,He te ,kiniNh Il nathel rlee f hr :. su. essi4i
 oh yc, he rrldted ' hc esi-ten1es sheak me iat the drinks ,ad lasl
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12

Specimen of English Joke e-North ooun- tryman 10 tourist" An '" Tourist to north eountryman. An. hah. North eoun,vman re,lres. much dlsconceued
The Arkansaw traveler., 1882-11-12

sympathy is wha, we want ln this world says Talmage. We had always thought il was hash in this world and sympathy Tn the next