Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1882-09-04

Aslry ! going OS' VI i"SAilOh auu
D -. and bare throats are now the
4 Lott and friend" are travelling
"E,,be Catskills. The "friend" is
a #erbert spencer.
i a splendid harvest year, but
E.rublicans begrudge giving the
. ,bw any credit for it.
catch Of young men at thewater-
H.. is said to be very small this
nrnbably because there are few
hooking.
old lady, hearing that John
contemplated visiting this cOun-
med that he wouldn't bring his
-" with him.
L. Maine Republicans have to pay
70 attend their pienies. No Won
MBubben grumbled about sending
u,iutothat state. - s19.s-sEsFg
Dublin police are in a state OF
oil and diseontsnt, which hodes no
10 the already embarrassed British
orities in Ireland.
,,tor sherman, Governor Foster
II REPRESENTATIVE Mckinley are all
for a dozen or more speeches each
% the canvass in Ohio.
your leisure moments try to figure
Il what relation your fathers sister-in-
& !. 10 YOU. The chances are you will
d .-rri>,d when you find it out.
,,kles, tan, peeled nose, burned
Si-these are the expensive luxuries
rrbt back TO town as trophies of a
4 ie summer by the bellies of society.
4 p late George Washington died a
A many years ago, but his monu-
4 has only reached a height Of two
4 irei and ninety feet-abOut half its
/ alrd height.
H. Russian plague, known as "black
L." has spread alarmingly over a
district. 1t is of the nature of a
ignaut rrysipelas, and is both epi
|nc and contagious.
the Apache Indians are sort of peo
who should be encouraged, and
4 assisted, to get away from the
,res Of time AT the earliest practicable
te. They are again becoming very
.4y'eSnmc.
>yygTal New York editors own fancy
-nls in the interior of the State, and
working day and night at the desk
economizing at home they manage,
~ue cases, to raise five tons of hay
! thirty bushels of potatoes.
IN ualieuable right of man." ac-
Wing the latest Mormon decree is
.0,,,--> a. many wives as he wants
3e can get them. Jefferson did not
uS 70 nut that IN with life, liberty
q the pursuit of happiness.
The proprietor of u mineral water is
king 100000 a year in London.
Il its causes of popularity was that
Prince of Wales liked it with his
..sky. Ii also took on a jolly, no.
- name, which aided it.
/. (, petty well settled that by the
De Dr Bliss gets the $4,000 he de
.nd>. Or. Rcyburn $4,000 and Doc
: Hamilton and Agnew the $4,000
h they think they ought to have,
ne will not be much left of the S55,-
appropriated to pay the doctor bills.
h is asserted that one member OF
ngress succeeded in working into the
er and harbor bill little appropria-
n which is to be used in making a
ter-spout for his dwelling house
is was thoughtful, as, after election
+ he NAV find himself mp the spout
q good one j. needed in the winter.
v. II. Ro~eufeld, the composer OF
ee That My Graves Kept Green,
10 was recently sentenced to two
.r,' imprisonment in the Indiana
for passing a fraudulent
I-ofiice money order, is making an
5rt to secure pardon. He may be
ten out Of Jail but he will never be
rdoned for perpetrating that song.
Thr nineteenth centennial anniNer-
y Of the death of Virgil will he eele-
a,ed at Mantua during the present
)uth. At the Theatre of the Acea-
mia Virgiliana on the 18th will as
nble a large number of Italian and
'eign scholars, who will proclaim in
;eTal poems the fame Of the poet. An
1um will be published containing all
e poems read on the occasion.
Brownsville, Tex, is horribly scourSed
th the yellow epidemic, one-tenth OF
e population being already affected,
d still the fever spreads. The condi-
N of affairs across the Rio Grande +
Obably quite a. terrible, though detail:
u lacking. The health authorities ot
sxaS, as we'll as the National authori-
=, are doubtless doing everything IN
eir power To control the plague, but II
Oks as if only cool weather woulC
leck its advance.
Thomas 4. Hendricks, of Indians, ,ha
zen drinking Bethesda water out a
'aukesha, Wisconsin, and paused be
yeen drinks the other day long enough
assure newspaper man that the In
lana Republicans are going to b,
lreshed out of their boots, that Blain,
as no show for q nomination in 1854
nat Arthur is using the patronage o
he Administration to procure re-elee