Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1882-07-24


thinks that pounded ice is not what it is cracked up
to be.
Consumption finds quick victims in the weak.
Strengthen your system against this and all other |
kinds of disease by using Wheat Btters.
81 want "a teeth filed with the best you've got in
the house." is the way cow boy gives his order to
restaurant waiter.
That feeling of languor and debility that follows
physical exertion, removed by using Browns Iron
Btters.
When St. LOUIS editor calls Boston editor the
biggest fool in creation that is definite and lets the
rest Of US down easy.
Months of nausea spared to women who use
Healys Vegetable Tonic Cordial; it helps mother and
child See advertisement on this page.
Cephane relieves at once hysteria, nervous spasms
and St. Vitus dance.
An energetic Indiana divorce lawyer has paid a
premium to the county clerk to have his professional
card printed on the back of marriage certificates.
ROSE Cold AND HAY FEvER.-"Being seriously
troubled with hay fever and cold tried Ely's
Cream Balm, and was surprised obtaining almost
immediate relief. 1 earnestly recommend 1t to all
similarly afflicted. W. P. Andrus druggist, Metuchen,
New Jersey"
Having been afflicted with hay fever for years l
gave Ey's Cream Balm trial: much benefited.
have had no attacks since using if. E. r. Rauch.
editor Carbon Co. Democrat. Mnuch Chunk. Pa"
"For years have been afflicted with hay fever from
early in August until frost. I was induced to give
Ely's Cream Balm a trial. The relief immediate.
regard myself cured. G. Schriber supt. of Cordage
Co Elizabeth, Nj"
At the advent of warm weather the Star asks per-
spiringy: "What shall we drink ?' If it had asked
s.What will you drink ?? the answer would have been
more numerous. Homemade beer. made from
Butchers Extract of Roots, being one of the best]
wistar's Basam of Wild Cherry cures coughs, colds
bronchitis, whooping cough, Group, influenza, con-
SUMPTION and all diseases of the throat, lungs and
| chest. so cents and 81 bottle.
The state of Kentucky 80 years old Friday, but
still reads without spectacles. notwithstanding the
fact that she has full of bourbon whiskey for the
last so years.
Impure water, unhealthy climate, unripe fruit, un
wholesome food malaria and thousand little ills ar
nothing to those fortified by the of SANFORD
GINGER, "the delicious"
Where pangs the mortal flesh assai
| And give bitterness to life,
Making the cheek with anguish pale,
| Amid the fierce internal strfe
| Then Sanford's Ginger soothes the pain,
| And smiling health looks up again.
| Aunt: HAS any one been at those preserves?
Dead silence "Have you touched them, Jimmie ?
| Jimmie, with the utmost elaboration: "Pa neve
: lows me to talk at dinner"
PEERLESS PERFUME.-The refreshing aroma
Floreston Cologne and It's lasting fragrance make 1t
| peerless perfume for the toilet.
An Iowa man was so sensitive that he jumped owe
| board from steamboat and drowned himself rath
than fight with cripple. In justice to the man
may be said that the cripple was getting the best
, | him.
= A TRAVELLERS SToRY.-Afer spending months
watering places and consulting the best physical
: without benefit I returned home disheartened al
expected to die. A friend urged trial of Parker
J Ginger Tonic. Three bottles and careful diet ha
e brought me excellent health and spirits. and no
my experience may benefit similar sufferers.-Cinc
natl lady. See other column.
70 Old Petes wisest remark ''Ef de descendants OBJ
= rooster what crowed at Peter was ter make no
10 ebry time lie is told, OAR would be SIGH noise 10
world dat yer couldn't heah de hens cackle."
W PERSONAL! To MEN oNLY!-The voltaic Belt {
re Marshall, Mich. will send DR.. Dyes Celebrated Ell
i, tro-voltac Belts and Electric Appliances on trial
~ thirty days to men (young oldl who are Attic
81 with nervous debility. lost vitality and manhood
h kindred troubles guaranteeing speedy and compl
restoration of health and manly vigor. Address
ID above N. B.-No risk is incurred thirty days
s. is allowed.
M Rome New York, rejoces in twoheaded
This marvel displays great 6endish intelligence.
he eats with one mouth and bawls with the other so
k it doesn't have to lose minute in useless silence
Peruvian Syrup. dyspepsia, general deb
. liver complaint, boils. humors, chronic darn
rs nervous affections, female complaints and all disc
or originating in a bad state of the blood.
"What is utter darkness" asks lady corresp
h' ent. WE'LL We should say that negro, with an
tinguished candle, in a dark cellar, on dark nj
looking for a black cat that was not there could
u the problem.
DoN'T DIE IN THE HoUsE.-Ask druggists for"Rt
to on Rats" 1t clears out rats mice, bedbugs roat
vermin, flies, ants, insects. l5c. per box
YES CATARRH OF THE MISUNDERSTANDING, smar
is irritation the urinary passages. diseased dscha
cured by Buchupaiba 81 at druggists. Prepai
do express SI25. for So E. S. Wells. Jersey City,
rs BRAIN AND NRRvE.-Wells' Health Remover, g
est remedy on earth for impotence. leanness, sc
~ debility, etc. 81 at druggists. Prepaid by exp
md SI25, 6 for SIS. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N J.
lie A Norristown man who is very fond of picked
. ordered his wife to have his favorite dish for su
Being unable TO procure the article, she served
de, ward of Turkish toweling and her husband neve
on covered The difference.
HESRY's CARBoLIc SALvE.-Henrys Carbolic
is the best salve for cuts, bruises. sores. ulcer;
rheum, letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corn:
tier all kinds of skin eruptions freckles and pimpes
re- Henry Carbolic salve as all others counte
was Price rs cents.
ako DIR. Green's oxygenated Bitters is the best re
III for dyspepsia. biliousness. malaria indigestion
diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver, skin, etc.
Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections
'io' mucous membrane of the head and throat.
,eaf DR.. Motifs Liver Pills are the best cat
S of regulators. Sold by E. F. Dutton. Barton w.