Arizona weekly citizen., 1882-12-24
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2 tnls lu four uai-s you may -N' &
 event.
 Il A minister appealed to the sense O b his congregation by passing the eontr
 button box,
 B A contemporary sussestively heads 2 its matrimonial announcements Ned
 ding Bellies
 < Some Of the news paper correspondent , of tb+ present day could discount OlC
 Ananias, and give him points. g An Australian coffin '.ealer inscnbel | the following motto Ou his cas6ets'
 ''Le. me hide myself in the thee. Phys1,ians assert that kissing away a girls tears will give a chap sore lips Better use e handkerchief, boys.
 In this age of money getting the
 valua of love Is estimated by the [ quantity os coal consumed during court | ship. .r, Professor Tyndall says that there will
 be d wonderful change ID Niagara
 Falls in five thousand years. At Atpreseut,
 however all the change n that vicinity IS
 in the pockets of the highway hRckman.
 N. Y. Com. Adv.
 Ladies who wear cockroach orna- ments can get supply ln any well, regulated newspaper oihce. entli
 fashion stepped in with the information, no e,!ltor ever knew what cOckrOdches [ were for.-Lou. COur-Journal.
 When a Petaluml woman was shown d picture of Lydia Pinklam, and ln- formed that 1t was portrait of Mrs. Langtry, the English beauty, she looked at 1t with a critics eye few | sec nds, and then replied: Well, I've seen as pretty women right here in this town
 Edith: No, 1t IS not right to use the obnoxious term "born idiot Tn speak | ing of Q woman ot 10 who left her ! family and eloped with youth of l9 ! IL is not right, because 1t leaves you no | epithet sufficient strong to apply to the | young man.-Phil. News.
 IL was proved that five of six men who assisted Kansas Coroner to come | to the conclusion that the deceased came to his death by freezing to death, assisted m lynchiug him. Now they've got the laugh on the Coroner for the way they fooled mm into taking that verdict.
 Bret Harte's first poetic fragment" ] commenced m thetr WOrds. "I slipped the nectar of herhps; 1 slpped and hovered OCT her; And the last two lines were as fol- lows:
 Her fathers boot flashed on the scene
 I'm wiser now and sorer."
 4 Canadian woman, in a hurry to get to church, accidentally went off with her | husbands brooches instead of her dol man on her arm. It was embarrassing for her when she got to church and dis covered it, but 1t wasn't half so bad as | 1t was for him when he got up and found the house was afire.-BOstUn Post. 4 little girl accompany her mother on visit to an old lady, the latter | showed the child her parrot, m cage by the window, warning her at the same time not to go too near lest he should bItc her. Why should he bite me:' she asksd. "Because, my dear, he doesn't know you" Then please tell him that I am Mary Ann.'-London Society.
 "I tell you there's lots Uf money in it, said ClappertongGe, speaking Ot the splendid chances tO make good thing afforded by the Mythical copper mine. "rhat's so," remarked Fog, who sat near. "Tbere's 5000 of mine n 1t; If there's any way of getting money out of the thing should like Co know it.'-B0stOn Transcript
 Thoureau's "Week on the Concord and Merrimac Rivers" did not sell well, and his publishers returned 70j copies Of an edition of 1000. Thoreau stored them in hls attic, and then bOasted that he had library of nearly 9G0 volumes, of which 700 were books he wrote him self-LOwell Courier.
 It Is being stated that ''the odor of musk. of which the Empress Josephine was very fond, still clings to her boudOIr at Malmaison, though the walls, ceiling and floor have been scraped and cleaned tud the apartments funlgated repeat edly." 4 Vermont farmer notifies us that It IS nothing remarkable It has been the same way with his clothes and his barn since be met a pOlecat there.-Ez- change.
 A tramp offered to drink as much H. quor as 1ybOdy in an Evansville bar room would pay for, and proved 1t by emptying a full tumbler. He than sad he would drink twelve glasses Of beer as fast as they could be drawn, and sue ceeded in that undertaking. \ few min utes afterward, in another saloon, he drank two brimming tumblers of whisky. Then he died.
 A strange incident occurred near Wa terford a few days since. While attend ing a party and III the act of dancing a youug lady was so impressed with e con viction of sin that she made such a demonstration as to turn the affair into a protracted religious meeting. IL was durueG rough on the tidd!ers, who were obliged to break their instruments and profess religion, or take to the woods, and didn't get pay for their work in any case. Boston Post.
 Among the crowd watching the seals at a geological garden were a newly married couple on q bridal tour. They gave all the rest of the animals the gO- by to observe the seals in the stone basin, and it was full hour before they grew weary. Chilled by the raw air, and impatient over the waiting, the hus- b md said: Come, darling, let's gO'n see the hyenas. The faller who said them seals would fly around and sing at four o'clock either he'd to Us or else this ere watch has gone ahead on me agin. '- I'veh-ftra