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7 ocHEk's
Renowned Cough Syrup.

\ pleasant, saie speedy and sure remedy tor
Colds, Coughs, Hoarseness, Asthma, In1lucn-
"a. Soreness of the Throat and Chest BrOn-
chitis, WhOoping Cough, Splitting of Blood, In
fiammation OF the Lungs and all Diseases OF
the Chest and Air Passages.
This valuable preparation combines all the
medicinal virtues Of those articles which long
experience has proved to possess the most
safe and efficient qualities for the cure OF all
kinds OF lung diseases.
PRICE, 25 Cents. Prepared only and sold by
CHAS. A. LOCHER,
Wholesale AND RETAIL DRUGGIST,
No. 8 East King Street, Lancaster.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
MISCELLAEEOUS.
ID E1GART's OLD WINE STORE.
Brandy as a Medicine.

The following article was voluntarily sent to
Mr.. H: E. Siaymaksr, Agent for Reigart's OLD
Wine Store, by prominent practising physi
clan OF this county, who has extensively used
the Brandy referred to in his regular practice
1t is commended to the attention OF those at
dicted with
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1882-03-01
HFON, : CLOTHIERS.
EH4VELEkS' GUIDE

I -ANCAsTEK AND MILLERSVILLE Il. I.
i Cars run Ca follows:
Leave Lancaster tP. X. Dep0t), at =, 3, ami
ll:30 =. M, and 9, 1, and $50 p. NJ, exceDt on
Saturday, Yhen the last car leaves ut $50 p.
Leave Mnlersville QOwsr end) Mt S, 8, and 10
q. NJ, and l, 8, 5 and p. M.
day.
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REIGART'S OLD BRANDY.

or all their ills and aches. Be It, however
trictly understood that we prescribe and use
,ut one article and that Is
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Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
RRANDY As 4 MEDICINE
Brandy.
A Sovereign Remedy

The aged, with feeble appetite anu mere or
less debility, will fnd this simple medicine,
when used properly,
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11
Farm AND FIRRSIDH.

The goose is the easiest and least ex-
oensive Of all fowls to raise. In order to
thrive well they must have grass range,
with access TO pool or stream. During
the greater part of the year it will eat
little else than what it finds in its wan
behring's. When being fatted for market
It should be pretty closely confined and
fed abundantly on corn, wheat and vege-
tables for about three weeks. i.s
Chickens must be young to fry well.
Dress and dissect. Wash, and rub in
salt and pepper while wet. Cover
the bottom Of q spider with lard. Let it
get hot. then lay in the.pjeces ofchicken,
cover, and fry till done Mix one egg
with spoonful of -four and a teacupful
of milk, and pour overthe chicken when
tender, setting the frying pan in the oven
long enough to cook the -four and egg.
-Cessatry Gentleman. 4 49,
"A correspondent Of the Country
Gentleman writes CONCERNING poisoning
by ivy, II have found afres use OF cold
water to be the be- remedy for poison
from poison vine. ( Formerly suffered
long and severely. Now. on the first
appearance of the poison on the skin, no
matter on what part of the body, I pour
cold water on ituntil thoroughly chilled.
On reappearance of the evefT OF redness
with itching, l again douche as fully as
at first and repeat, if necessary. several
times. If the face is poisoned lie down
and shut the eyes, letting another do the
pouring. Where the hands have touched
the poisoned skin be sure to wash them
at once. No one need suffer more than
twenty-four hours who uses cold water
as above" saa
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11
Profit Of Spring Chickens

1t has been said that spring chicken,
is the only animal of which biologists
could not determine the age. I know
the age Of every brood Of mine. OF two
broods, Matched May II and 10, / sod
eleven cockerels the past week; they
weighed fifty-nine pounds, and brought
twenty cents a pound, live weight, nl..,z-
ing $l1-80.c OF these two broods l have
left nine pullets, which weigh about fonr
pounds each; at the same price they
would bring 81. 20, equal to $40 for the
whole. i am feeding one quart, Of corn
day for every ten fowls, old and young
together. The chickens sold werc about
one hundred days old, and estimating
that they have consumed on the average
a pint day for ten, they have cost TO
feed just $3.50, (corn being worth eighty
cents q bushel.) The hens owe me moth
ing on account of these chickens, for
they laid several eggs in the coops be-
fore they were turned out, and have laid
every second day since, so that they do
their share well. The chicks have there
fore paid me up TO the present $3.50,
or S2l cents each. Inregard to this un-
Stitoiii al iAs"t k<'SOioe tSaitt St'h7ittCtSA/
then, could tell the scientific men
that spring chicken gains its highest
development in the neighborhood of a
summer boarding house, and that its
age varies from two months to five years.
But, seriously. now that the summer
clearinghouse is invading the distant
rural districts and has already spread far
among the farms, is not the business of
raising spring chickens one well worth
the attention of farmer who is within
driving distance of one of these bottom
less CULTS for the disposal of eggs and
poultry? A few years ago sold more
than 400 pair of young chickens to a
boarding house near where then lived,
at fifty cents each, large and small;
N any OF them were revenously seized
when they weighed but little over a
pound, and before September had not
chick left to dispose of. These were
the surplus from flock of little more
than hundred hens. The fact is, farm
ers have never vet worked the mine of
wealth they may find in the production
of poultry and egg Cor. N. Y. Times.
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{ Last years dresses may be easily
brought into style by arranging pam
nier-draped sash of satin surah on the
edge of the basque. The. plaits of last
years basques are taken out, and the
seams are sowed up and bound to the
edges. A surplice drapery of surah
over the bosom is added, and the sleeves
are trimmed to match, with puff at the
top, If the wearer is slender; plated
scarf at the wrist il she be stout. The
large buttons of last year are replaced
By small round ones. the old button
holes being concealed either by making
the dress LAP the other way, or, il that
can not well be done, by inserting q
vest, or a plastron. Fashion authorities
say that great many plastons, or vests,
are to be worn, some embroidered, some
plain, some plated. These may be either
of the dress material, or, with band Of
similar ribbon, which is more frequent,
of the fabric used for trimming. Alate
French fashion plate shows novel
bodice with plated plastron of the dress
goods, framed in bands of two-inch satin
ribbon, around the neck, and bands and
bows on the sleeves. Ribbon sashes are
fashionable, commencing from, the side
seam of the bodices and tied in front,
and since the favorite arrangement of
these is over polonaise to simulate the
point of q bodice. it will readily be seen
that in clever hands they may easily be
used to hide q seam. when the basque
has been heightened. A very stylish
Paris dress in two fabrics has the bodice
cut like the familiar cuirass. now known
as the Jersey basque. In front, this has
a narrow pointed vest of green and gold
brocade, the vest of the bodice being of
dark green gros grain. At the back.
from the neck down. is laid fiat box
plat. with double fold on each edge,
in cert Of modified Vatican, held fiat
to the very edge of the basque, whence
it opens out over the tournure in full
Vatican plat. falling low ON the skirt Of
the dress The edge of the basque is
finished by q deep fringe in the colors Of
the brocade. The skirt is short, with
three plaitings of gros grain at the foot,
and above this is brocade covering the
whole skirt back and in front in 4 sort
Of straight tunic. slashed and piped on
the lower edge--the openings being ten
inches deep. showing gros grain be
tween. This new model may easily be
applied to renovate hair-worn dress
An effective mode Of trimming a skirt,
where the material is cut up into many
pieces. Is TO put single box or side
plating at the foot, aud cover the skin
above that, fortlle depth Of twelve inches
- ..,<.r.a Nth oIt,r,.f<. x.x.rv,<,v<
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

Smother velvet season h one Of the cer.
tainties announced thus early By the MGR
chants The best service Is given BY the close,
short pile veivets, such A. the Noupareil Velvet-
cen, which Is not easily marred Or crushed.
The Nonparcil Velyeteen Il found n an the
stylish new shaded, and when made up with
the pile turned upward, It cannot be distin-
guished from silk velvet The difference In
the price makes q garment cost. about one
third a. much IS il made Of Lyons silk
velvet-"- From Harpe's Bdsar. September q
To be purchased from al nrstclass dry gods
retailerk ~ sr.Is5f
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nj WIN Nexer NJ

It won't do TO neglect such symptoms Of
nl-llealth and approaching decay as Sc iiment
In the urine. painful urination, milky urine,
etc When thus afflicted the kidneys and
urinary system need immediate streng then
Ing, else loss OF memory. universal lassitudc
disturbing dreams and general prostration
system and broken down constitution u,akes
Me miserable, and premature death or p6saly-
sis inevitable To- eounteract the effect Il
such an unnatural drain, nse Dr.. Guysott'l
Yellow Dock and earsaparlla. Il win
strengthen the paris Affected, stop the un-
natural drain and check AL decay.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

<s'Unbidden guests are often welcomest
when they are gone" Disease is an unbidden
shows the door, Here Is d case in point
Mother has recovered" wrote an Illinois
girl to her Eastern relatives. "She took Bit
tern for long time but without any good
So when she heard OF the virtues Of Kidney
Wort she got box and It completely cured
her, so that she can do as much work now a.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

GeNrIe,fAEo on the cnrtakes an excellent
cigar from his pocket and just as be Is about
10 light it reeoliecfs that his fellow-traseIer
may object to tobacco-smoke- According
~, the cigar between his finger and thumb,
he tnf1ls 20 bis Visa Wis and and says politely:
II beg pardon, sir, hut perhaps" 20,
thank you; with p'essurcin And the other
traveller takes the cigar and smokes it. (P 8.
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Eve are persuaded that the ancient Hermes
with all the subtle art aud natural resources
of the Alehemists, YVES . very poor doctor
COMPARED with Mrs- Lydia f. Pinkham, OF
Lynn, Mass Hcrines may have been after all
only clever practitioner Of the Black Art !;
bat we know there is no huInbug in the phar.
maceutical chemistry of Mrs. Pinkham's Vego-
table Compound. sk7
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

When board Of eminent physicians and
chemists announced the discovery that by
combining some well known valuable RENE
dies, the most Wonderful medicine was pro-
duced, which would cure such q wide range
OF diseases that most all other remedies
could be dispensed with, many were skeptical;
but proof Of its merits by actual trial has 3
PEELED all doubt, and to-day the discoveries of
that great medicine, Hop Bitters, are honored
and blessed by all as bcnefactora Democrat
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

Tine voLrAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mich. win
send DIR. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for
thirty days to men (young or oldD who are af-
complete restoration Of health and manly vigor.
Address as above. N. B-No risk Il Incurred
- thirty days trials allowed.
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Homely and Fat Womea At Saratoga.

An hour of silence at q morning con-
cert drew forth the statement that s.if
they had gone round and offered prizes
they could not have gotten more honely
women together" and a happier man
would be forced to the same conclusion.
One may reason it around that the pro-
portion of the ill-favored is not SO much
greater here than elsewhere, but the
homely women dress so strikingly, aud
make such parade Of themselves that
il Is impossible for them to escape no.
tice. An ugly girl in cheap and ILL
fitting frock goes by without notice on a
city street, but an ugly girl at Saratoga
is dressed to Kill. as the maids say,
and accents all her deficiencies. A pale
terra corta satin dress is thing of beauty
in itself. and if covered with ruffies of
snowy Oriental lace, is a dream in dry
goods; but it can be rendered hateful to
the eye when worn by a girl with faded
eyes, freckfed face and hair 's.the color
of the sun in fog" The homely woman
here surpasses all outside rivals by the.
dead weight of their ugliness, and each
hundred pounds of them make the sight
SO much more aggravating. In no other
place can one see so many shapeless
and shaking mountains of flesh girSied in
to a caricature outline of Paris dress,
and these fat women parade the porehes
and sweep through the parlors as COM
placently as any of their bony rivals.
They come osteasibly to drink of the
waters. which are supposed to reduce
the bulk and relieve what the handbOOks
of the Springs call .'enxorged circula-
tom but the uncharitable might SUD-
pose that they came here solelyto show.
themselves The observing male critic
ahars quoted has divided OF the three
great hotels by their spscialties-thc
United States as the home of the millions
aires, Congress Hall as the camp of the
Israelitcs, and the Grand Union IS the
great three -rinsed side show Of Fat wom-
en-. The vast hotel built by A. +. Stew
art and controlled now by. Judge Hilton.
cast ort.t1is Jews but keeps the Gentle
matamoths. and there are womsse here
whose mountainous figures ontdo any
thing thai a, showmln ever got holl Of.
They make their way down the crimson
drawing room with a ruling. midship-
mans gait. their cheek Sand their double
and qnaslruple chins trembling rs thoy
20, and so great is their number. and 50
common the sight, that only the newly
arrived wonder at or tske note Of them.
The humorous qtdbble comes up - 70
whether man who married = ffagile
creature OF ninety pounds avoirdupois is
legally bound to the other 300 pounds OF
woman that he may now find claiming
his name A matroH weighing $50
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

MRS. BRowN sAYs:--Nervous or Dyspeptlc
Headaches cured by DR.. G. w. Bensonis Celery
and Charnomiie Pills
DR.. Beuson's Skin Cure consists Of internal
and external treatment Removes humors Of
ali kinda. Perfectly safe.
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WRITER slening hmself "a vel man, -
writes 4 was III for yearEwith weakness Milky
urine, IAl pitation d Tie hezrt, bad dreams, etc,
we're some of the sympsPns. took two bot
ties Of Dr.. Guy sotts Yellow Dock and Sarsap-
nrilla and now eSn sign myself 4 well man-,,'
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STRANGE that Greco- Roman wrestling
match should draw q house full Of people It
e only a try-iing affair at beat Bostos
1tas9Scripk - ~ El9f l-.lll ..aI...-.l !.
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tE-In the Diamond Dyes more coloring b
given for 10 cts. than IN any Bor 25ccnt dyes,
aud they give faster and more brilliant colors.
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ONLY as brother: tsafy teeth are all fun
Of sand,n said the faircst bather in the surf
"All right, hand them out. y said an admirer,
land III rinse them of for you" Aud now
she regards him only as a brother Puck
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

III anybody ever longs to be millionaire,
It Is the youth who treats his girl to soda
water and then finds he has mistaken 3 but
ton in his pocket for dine.-Tsxas 0ddi!is&
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

How carrier, in throwing . newspaper
over atransom. can always manage to IN sIS'
II fall in pail Of water is something thatcan
not be explained BY modern philosophers
ArkxrRxaa Tr1rcIr ~ q
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

/ A MIcuIdAS paper says: "Beafs are goin.
to be thicker than grasshoppers in the wood
Of Michigan this wintcr.n Dare say. Grass
hoppers don't absolutely infest the MichigaI
woods during the winter time. Bosfoa Post
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ADoLPHus wants TO know n It'll any worse
for man TO part his hair In the middle than
TO part his mustache under the scenter Who
nosef ~. 4, ( zsi, -
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THE Colorado beetle has Travelled to Europe
but the mosquito stars TO hum. Boston Com,
msrcial Bu{efin.
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A NAN named Dunlop requested Theolore
Hook to make . punnipg allusiou 70 bis name.
"Well, just Top % the last syllab;e, respond
ed the Wit and lis Dun -
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eRoueH on RArs.r Clears out rata, mice
= voaehes, bed-Isses, vefmin, chipmunks. Isl
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25c buys pair OF Lyons Patent Heel stihen-
ers and make boot or shoe last twice - long.
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e s-sgE any hy-trap that you can con1
IDENTIFY recommend Edith The best 1y-traF
We know Of is an uncovered cream jug Ph3
u<7elis1;a Nees
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i " UPsET in Squailn IL said to be the it'll
Of . thrilling narrative Some one mus
have tipped the cradle over while meanin
well
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II anything will give q goat the headache
aud teach him the first principle OF astronomy,
IL ID combat with cast-ir9n dog
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MAJ said Fred, ~ would rather be
wild turkey, and live my life on the prairies
than be tame turkey and he killed ever
year.
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The success of n. jacobs on thIbughou
the civilized word y without , ralleIL-
Richmond Va aSostAe7s Pfanfer6 Farmer
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BccHuPArBA.n QEsck, complete cure, IN
mnoying Kidney Disease 81. at Druggists
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We are surrounded by dangers from the
cradle TO the grave; and the only WONDER ~
an Irishman says, Is that after making our
FIRST appearance in the former, We should
ever succeed In living long enough to reach
the tier. .s..r..-.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1882-11-11

asoxErHIxo left over from the fight Of
yesterday was the Duke Of Wellington's
definition Of hash
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That st-eomfortable Ticket ONCE, ls7
West street. New York, = presided over By
Mr. G Wv Wand, who thus addressed ono
OF oprrcpresentatives recenflys sSome months
agoJ had rheumatism in my right ann. and
vas unable to raise # 1 wss a3yised BY :
friend TO use. 81. Jacobs on dl}A 80. and
before the second hottie. had been exi austed
nv arm was ..rfecf!y ven - Broarl,,a &ag's.
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= TnfroE ART insanity time "out Of mind
-.Kontrsal Witness
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.AxxN's heart is IN his pericardium when he
Is engaged; but after he has been married
about five years II works around under his
pocket book. Toledo Ameriean
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To CHANGE window glass to tin-tske palms
to leave the window open when Il rains and It
win beat in. 4Hf.tr
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i A MAJ Is x own by the company he keeps
away from.--4G 0. Piesysn&
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Trey call them war-clouds because they
are brought about BY the reigning powers.
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& soID eyeryxhere-is Frzzerss Axle Grease
Superior to all others Try IL and BE happy
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e II An ell-atf ~ sail the eel, as be .-passe
into into re what's mouth "How Jo- 1hf'-
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The true antidcse -
the effects Of n,iasns
Il HosfetteT>s stom-
sch Bitten. This
medicine - one Of n
nost popular rcme-
dies Of a CSC Of nc
cessful proprietary
specinca end = -
imrncnss demand
wherever on this Cor
tfnenf fcvcr and a<us
cxfsta. A wfncx1aeo-
full three times : 80
b the best poGn1bio
prelyornffve for En-
sounfcrlng 3 usnlari-
Gus ofmooDneSes rfH-
uIsff-x TIE nyef. and
nyfEofstingthe SON.
4ch- EOr-0ok By oU
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1882-09-22
TIE EAST TENNEssKE DEM.
OCRACY
Solid for Bate and VIII Prob
ably Elect Bob Taylor.
Special to the American.

GREENEvILLE, September o.
There was a large and enthusiastic
outpouring Of the Democratic masses
to greet our gallant standardbearer to-
day. The Courthouse, where the
speaking was. held, was filed to the
utmost capacity, q large number
standing. aud even the passage way
was packed. At the least calculation,
five hundred were present, and the
enthusiasm was unbounded. General
Bates appearance was greeted with
applause. When this was through,
General Bate was introduced by Hon.
A. H. Pettibone, who said that while
he differed from General Bate politi
cally, be testified to his high personal
character. General Bate delivered the
best speech he has yet made. His
declaration that he had no war to
make on the Democrats, and his
patriotic rejoinder to stand
by the legislative ticket, even
if they sacrificed him,
we're heartily applauded. His defense
OF his position was clear, logical and
unanswerable, and made a deep i'm
preston here on all. His statement
that Russell had no chance, aud that
the Republicans were u~pholding the
boiler movement to beat Bate and
secretely laughing in their sleeves,
caused men to think. As to the latter
fact, they have been thinking some
already, and, realizing that Russell has
no chance, the Democratic rank is
unbroken. 1t is claimed that there rs
but one Russell man in the county, as
far as can be ascertained, and he went
off on the four mile plank Of the bolt
ing Democracy. The united Democ-
racy of East Tennesses proudly call
this the banner section OF the State
They will 80 solid for Bate, elect
Taylor to Congress, and hope to over,
ZONE the slight Republican majority
and elect the Legislative ticket. The
speaking takes place at Rogersville to-
morrow.