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Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09
CHILDREN'S NAMES.

Don't give your child an ugly name
name 1t trembies to pronounce;
Which makes its young cheeks blush with shame
And which it never can rerounce.
know noble little little lad,
1t makes his face to burn like fire,
His eye grow dim, his brow grow sad.
To own his name as Zephaniah.
know child with soft blue eye,
And when her name she has TO tell,
It always makes the darling cry
Because it ia MehitabeL.
Don't search the anci Mt histories DER
For clumsy titles quaint and rude
Names of five syllables or more
To thrust upon your hapless brood
The child you dandle on your knee
Should be well treated and caressed;
Its tender spirits meier should be
By long and uncouth names depressed.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09

PRUNINa.-Prune during mild spells
at any time before the buds begin to
swell. IF large limbs are removed,
smooth the cut carefully with sharp
knife or chisel and cover the wounds
with shellac varnish or common paint.
The same caution is necessary If any
branches of trees break under heavy
weight of ice or snow
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09
To Baby Nellie.

Sweet miniature of all that's dear in woman
Be less an angel-pretty oue-be human.
Too young thou art and beautiful and bright
Be less of sunshine, darling, more of night
Not that I'd haYe thee sad, or proud and cold
Not that I'd have thee prematUrely old:
O, no; remain forever as you are.
OF nv affections the transcendant star:
But be less innocent-less cherubic Nell
Fer shall love "not wisely, but too well.
A. r. WHITE.
ST.. PAUL, March 81, 1882.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09
QUITE TOO TOO; UTTERLY UTTER.

II I we're Anglo-Saxon,
And you were Japanese,
We'd study storks together,
Pluck out the peacock's feather,
And lean our languid back on
The stiffest of settees-
If we're Angio-Saxon.
And you were Japanese.
If you were Della-Cruscan,
And l were A.-Moresque,
We'd make our limbs look less i'll
Artistic folds and dress in
What once were tunics Tuscan
In Dante's days grotesque-
If you were Della-Cruscan,
And I were A.-Moresque.
Il were mock Pompeian,
And you Belgravian Greek,
We'd glide mid gaping vandAls,
In shapeless sheets and sandals.
Like shades in Tartarean,
Dim ways remote and bleak
If were mock Pompeian,
And you Belgravian Greek.
Il were what's IS consummate,u
And you were quite too too"
'TwouId be our Ell Dorado
To have yellow dado.
bur happiness to hum at
A teapot painted blue
II were what's g consummate'
And you were quite too too"
IF you were what " intense" is,
And were like "decay,"
We'd mutely muse, or mutter
In terms distinctly utter,
And find out what the sense is
OF the esthetic lay
Ii you were what "1ntense" is
And were like "decay."
If you were wan, my lady,
And I, your lover, weird,
We'd sit and wink for hour
At languid lily flowers,
Till, fain of all things fady,
We faintly-disappear ed.
If you were wan, my lady,
And I, your lover, weird.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09

peated.
The following evening, while at tea,
Mrs. Wright said: "I would like to
see you on a matter of business in my
parlor at 81
II will be there" coldly, absentIy,
said Linn, thinking of Kate Carroll.
At the hour named, he entered the
pleasant little parlor, and there, yelled,
with dropping head, sat Kate Carroll.
"Why What?" he commenced, 60
ing eagerly toward her.
"Do you really love me ?" she asked.
"Better than my lHe," was his ardent
reply, taking her gloved hand.
"And nothing can make you change"
Nothing Stay-what does all this
mean ?" he demanded, suddenly remem-
bering that he had not expected to see
her in that room, where he had agreed
to meet his landlady on business-her
business; another investment, very
likely.
"Only that if you go back on Kate
Carroll the epitaph on your tombstone
will be: He died because Of having adj
vertised for wife. Ridicule will be
sure to follow you to the end of your
days." said Mrs. Wright, lifting her veil,
and so ending her masquerading after a
husband.
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09

his mothers knees, and treated to cor
rective dose of her slipper.
Thompson, what ais you? Glum,
cross, preoccupied enough are you .his
morning, observed fellow clerk.
"What do you think of dom .stic
ife?" was Linn's astonishing rejoinder.
"The happiest kind is the nearest
type of heaven we can have on this
mundane sphere. All. I thought you'd
come to it some day. Who's the lady
Of your choice?"
"Oh, bother I haven't got so far as
that. The fact is, I'm sick of second
rate accommodations and fare, and land
ladies who make love to me-"
"Queer statement, that last"
"Why SO? I fatter my"
eyes, I dare say, and it's the crying
sin of your life. Put it away, tramrle
it under foot. A vain old man is a pitt
able affair.""
"Old?" haughtily, doubtingly.
"Why, yes, old. Why Linn, when
I reach my fifties, I shall think I have
fairly won that disagreeable, descriptive
word. But, suppose, bachelors never
dream they grow old, at least, I never
met one who did; although they are
quite apt to know it the minute women
begin to grow ancient"
Linn maintained most repelling ST.
lence. That evening he concocted an adj
vertisement for wife, which he caused
to be inserted in the columns of a leading
daily the next noon. Not that he ex-
Daily globe. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1878-1884, 1882-04-09

ward lived to the time of his death. He wrote
a2d published several works which were held
in much esteem by Unitarian people and
others.
In the seclusion of Behring sea-latitude Sc
degrees and 81 degrees north, and longitude
i67 degrees and 1853 degrees west-are the Pri-
bylov islands, the most Insignificant land
marks known in the ocean, and through all the
summer months they are enveloped in dense,
hul.fd fog. Yet their value is inestimable,
for two of them, st. Paul and st.
George, are two islands (Behring and
Copper, of Commander groups), belonging to
Russia, are the only fur-seal breeding grounds
of any Importance in the world. The fur
seal was widely distributed IN the Antarctic
regions, but by the short sighted greed of all
nations, those breeding grounds are now
nearly depopulated. The fur-seal is not found
il the North Atlantic, and only on these four
Islands in the North Pacific.
Longfellow had published forty-two dis
.inct works, large and small, and many of his
works had been translated into foreign Ian
guages: Into German SO, Italian 9, French s,
Swedish 5, Portuguese 4, Polish 4, Danish 2,
Spanish L; and scattered translations have ap-
peared in Russian, Latin, Hebrew, Chi
nsse and Sanskrit. The sale of his
various works from 1889 to 1857
amounted to S25,550 volumes, and from 1857
TO 1881, three were sold of his collected
works 1914 900 in four different editions. The
sale of his books in Great Britain and Ireland
was immense and amounting to $4,000 copies
annually
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30

eoln. BY Noah Brooks, author Of
RThe Boy Emigrants."
C0snediies for Children. "A fine
eefies Of juvenile plays. BY +. =.
Brooks. author Of the Land Of Nod. !"
etc. and including A. Czrtstm0s
Aasqse >" The Faiss Sir TuRta Clans"
Prepared expressly for holiday
times.
There will he short stories by
Louisa NJ. Alcott. aud many other
well-known writers for young folks:
papers on home duties ana recrc0ti0ns
outdoor sports. occupation and In
sfvucfion for boys and giris. with pop
ulaf features and departments.
Price $500 = year; 9 cents mum.
Der. The succeeding issue, 1.-THE
Wonderful Christmas Number" will
have, also. a colOred frontispiece and
many unusual attractions. The CEN
TURY Co. New York, n Y.
The Washington Erening Critic
says
Mr.. James Phillips, who has just
been appointed assistant paymaster
In the U. :. Navy, IL sou of ex-
Congressman Phillips, of Kansas.
He Is u .stursiy-going. intellectual
young man and will certainly make
his mark. His thousands of friends
wish him well.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
The Century,
FOR 1928,

The twelfth year of this magazine
the first under the new name, and the
most successful in its history, closed
with the October number. The circu-
lation has shown a large gain over
that of the proceeding season, and
The Century begins its thirteenth year
with IN edition Of LAG. 900 copies. The
following are the leading features:
A NeW Norei by W. ID. Ho,ceiLs. to
succeed this authors Modern In
stance" II will be an international
story, entitled "A Sea Change"
Life in TIE Thirteen Colonies, by Ed
Wdrd Eggtsston,-ihe leading histOr-
zeal feature OF the Year to consist of u
number of papers. on such topics as
''The Beg ginning III Nation, 'Social
Life in the Coionie-. ,tc., the whole
,Orining IL complete history al early
life in the United States. Especial a..
tention will IL. paid Ia accuracy of H.
Illustrations.
4 No,,ict'e NJ .Yiaiay Life, Ly M,uy
Hr,iock Fo1te, entitled Led Horse
Ciaiui,n to be illustrated 10y the au-
thor.
The Point of TIeu. t.y Hcal.y James.
.jr., a series of eight letters from iui-
aginary persons "f various rationale
ties, criticising America, its people,
society. manner, railroads, etc.
The Christian Ledgnc % Connecticut.
by the Rev. Washington GLADDEN..
An account of practical cooperation
in Christian work. showing how u
league was formed i'm n small town in
Connecticut, what kinds of work it
attempted, and how IL spread through
out the whole State.
"Rudder Grange ABROAD" by Frank
II. StOcton. a continuation of the droll
"Rudder Grange" stories, the scene
being now in Europe
The .Ncp Era ia american House-
Building. a series of four papers. fully
illustrated, devoted To a. City HOUSES,
j21 County HOUSES. 90 Churches, and
a. Public Buildings.
The orcotcs az Louisiana, by Geo.
W. Cable, author of old Creole
Days" etc: Il fresh and graphic mar
rative. richly illustrated.
M fdreHfMCs ia ZuUi. by Frank
II. Cushing, government ethnoioaist,
an adopted member Of IN. Zuni tribe
of Indians. Illustrated.
Illustrated Papers on tie Nr;ioDn'
Capital, includin. "The Capitol"
1.-THE Supreme Court" The White
House," etc.
Missions of Southern CaiJorpid. by
III. HI; three or four papers Of nn
exceedingly interesting character,
richly illustrated.
Miscttidneous work is eX.
pected from l.. G.. S,ednIan, Thomas
Hughes, Joel Chandler Harris
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
Onion Culture.

The onion does best on light. loany
mellow soil. and it may he cultivated
ON the same land for . series Of years,
without detriment to either II or the
land. The soil should he thoroughly
prepared, aud while it can he plowed
In the Spring, 1t Is better TO pillow In
the Fall. The seed should he sown as
early In the Spring ne the soil Is In
fit condition. and the practice IL to SOW
In drills about fourteen inches apart
When the plants are three or four in
ches high, they can he thinned until
the plants stand in the row two
inches apart. In cultivating do not
stir the soil too deep or collect 1t
about the bulbs.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
Medicine Given Awsy

The fsirest proposition yet brought
tn our notice. Is now made by the pro-
prietOrs Of DIR. KINGS New Dissolve
RY for consumption, that great remedy
Which Ii producing such stir all over
the land by Its many marvellous cures;
positively curing asthma, hay fever,
bronchitis. dry hacking coughs, severe
colds, Group. hOarseness. sore throat,
difficulty Of breathing, phthisic,
quinsy. or any chronic or lingering
disease Of the throat or lungs. They
do not ask you to buy, but request you
to call ON Oscar Seitz and get trial
hottie free of cnst. which will convince
you what regular dollar bottle will
do. As yOu value your existence you
cannot afford 10 let this chance pass.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
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The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30

All life upon the fhsm rsquiFss Q
afoater degfee q Watchfal1sD In
Wiutef than u does q other ssa1oos
Of the year. In Summer. for lnstnnoe,
there b free range In the open air
with plenty Of exercise. aud all that
the animal needs in the way Of food
or drink. or 1t least that should Be
the oase. The animal 10 compaf-
atively free to make it. own selections
and usually does %. with sufncaent
wiedom to insure its health. But
with the Winter comes imprisonment
and . greater degree Of dependence
for necessaries and comlerts. In the
Summer Ii can sleep 10 the open air,
with the green grass Tor bed. In
the Winter IL must, or should have,
protection frOm the cold. stormy
weather, and . bed furnished 1t. Its
comforts should be studied. for die
comforts mean either . falling Oh In
condition, or the consumption Of food
without improvement. Having cup
plied II with adequate shelter, lie
bedding should be comfortable and
especially should It be dry. All sta
bles should be 20 constructed that the
bedding Of animals should not remain
vet, and that can be prevented by
Arranging to carry OF all water. some
recommend slat floers, through which
the water can run and thus keep the
litter q dry - 1t practically can be
kept. 1t need not he stated that sat-
urated bedding must have tendency
to chill the animal, either when II
lies down upon IL. or rises from II,
and the object to be sought In the
Wintering Of stock 10 warmth. We
ought to avoid the necessity Of feeding
10 keep up an unnecessary waste Of
animal hest, and IL that were not .
consideration. the preservation Of
health, which Ii always endangered
by permitting an animal To lie or
stand In that condition, should be
suincient to prompt US to keep the
animal well housed and otherwise
comfortable.
We must not forget either, that
sunshine IL . grand promoter Of
health, aud that II 10 Just rs necessary
to our animals - Il Ii to ourselves.
stables ought to be arranged 80 that
the sunshine can get into then, some
portion Of the day. Fresh air and
sunshine are the cheapest things that
we have, and we ought to utilize them.
We hardly need say, therefore, that
we are not partial To basement stables.
But II such are used. even though
We may dot he able to get the sun
shine into them, by all means let Us
have the best possible ventilation.
When stables can Ike constructed Nd
that they can have the benefit Of the
morning sun. and are well ventilated,
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
St. Nicholas
YOUNG t0f FOLKS.

Parents VINO desire entertaining anu
wholesome reading for their children.
and young folks who enjoy accounts 81
travel and adventure, historical Incl.
dents. stories. pictures, household
amusement, and harmless fun, will
find these In 81. Nicholas, which Is
recognized by the press and public. of
both England and America, - the
best and finest Magazine for children
ever printed. The new volume,
which begins with the November
number, and opens with . cOl0red
frontispiece, will be much the finest
ever issued, and the attention Of all
parents and all reading young folks Ii
invited to the following partial list
Of attractions:
"zhe 7snkham Brofhers Tde-Aiu.
"A new serial story by ]. T. TrOw.
bridge, formerly editor Of "Our
Young Folks" and author Of "The
Jack Haxzird StOries," etc
"zAe Story Of ViteoU. IAN histor.
icAl novelette, Of girl and boy life In
the 18th Century. By Fnnk R.
Stockton, formerly assistant editor Of
81. Nicholas, author Of "Rudder
Grange" etc.
"zAe Ssosy6of Robin Aood."-An
account Of the famous yeoman. BY
Maurice Thompson, sutho4 Of
1.-THE WitcheFy ofArchery."
"TAs Ssosx efGks Field ef ne QokA-
Of Goid"-By E. 6. Brooks. To be
With many remarkable
pictures.
"a BroNd- Nelr Notio~"-A capital
md novel play. BY william n.
Baker, author Of His AajOty, Ny.
Delf," etc.
&eept AseW."-A serial story Of
he Mlaissipp( fsods Of leoe. BY e.
9. Ellls. formerly editor oef "0ead0
Dovs."
" Riso6etA NoWpsoa."-A bio-
gnphieAl paper regarding this osle.
bUntod pa3nte1 Of ba1tlo0co0aA II
estna.a With piet.sss psssassd ~
3. MeAoS0 By Mn The@pGeo.
"WAWs WoS pU1t0s pa thEillinG
tory q ~ RaO!TufAlsA "a. u
Asshilald Fesh~ warO'espssA
I'M ~ a ~ WAAs Heuss,.-I
IN asssanS q H. M q ''1AA" LIZ
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30

Yesterday morning geotleman.
apparently about sixty-dve yseD 81
aee. catered our eanCtum and In.
quired: ISIS this . printin' ons ~
Being answered In the affirmative,
be proceeded With. "Wsli, yer 80,
my wife left me Tuesday, and I don't
know where 10 nnd 'ef."
We expressed our sorrow ut his b.
reayement and told him We were
sorry We could not soothe his eorFovs.
"But yer Sc wants to advertise
fur Ter. You can do that. can't yer! !"
Just here our devil smiled his broad
est grin and his face beamed. for be
was sure be would get . email cd.
vertieement for - wife wanted T"
Telling him We would advertise for
his wife and find her II anybody
could, We siesed our quill and soon
had . short squib written and read II
to him.
"That'll do, that's all right. Just
put that in and I guess I'll hear frum
'er," and he said GOOD morning."
and started out.
Hold! my good Christain friend. {"
cried our reporter. "who must l
charge this ID top
"CharRe! the deuce and Tom
Walker! You don't charge for . thing
like unto that do yer?"
"Well, l should say 60" replied the
man Of quilts. "T:lis h . very i'm.
portant I'D and we don't work for
Our regular rates
are Is cents per line for flnt insertion,
8 sents every subsequent insertion.
These rates are for ordinary purposes,
and we really ought to ask 70 cents
per line for such important matter ~
ibis Let the put you In square for
Il.OO. Best l can do for you; only
wish 1 could do II for you free Of
charge, but I can't"
"One dollar \ square. What do
you mean by one dollar square? A
square paper, . square yard, . square
foot, or . square whats" inquired
Dur friend.
"A square ? Well. . square II about
IN inch space In one column" We re-
piled.
"A dollar . square, the deuce you
,ay! A dollar . square! An inch
pace One dollar fur that little bit?
You must be q doggoned gump to
,hink I'll give a dollar away In any
itch style. I wouldn't give q dollar
rur ole opium-eaten' oman"
He said he didn't act square. % he
,quared himself and left, and the last
lime we saw him he was about
,Quare away. going square To Bales
wagon yard, saying he will be square
with US yet.
1t Ii q fact however, about his wife
having left him last Tuesday, and has
not yet been heard from. He says
lis wife eats opium and left while
Inder its influence. He is . citizen
If ChAttooga county aud resides on
sand mountain. 1t Il now supposed
hat his wife has gone to her fatber's.
70 far her whereabouts IL unknown
md her disappearance . mystery
R0,ne f(yn. COurjcr.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30

The apple trees should be guarded
against the attacks of rabbits, BY some
of the several methods which are "a
miliar to apple growers. They some
times do an immense amount OF harm.
The Agricuifurfst afIirms that II the
trees are smeared with blood, rabbits
viii never touch them. Where the
orchardist il handy to . slaughter
house, 1t will not be much trouble to
apply such remedy. The blood may
be applied by means Of swab made
by the tying Of . few corn husks to q
stick. Wrapping the trees - RENEE
DIV, IL we'll understood.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30

Horse radish delis hts in a deep nat
urally rich and mellow soil. and will
not do well in any other. II will not
thrive In dry gravelly soil. nor in a
soil whose subsoil Is of hard clayey
character. Plant the crowns Of the
roots either In spring or fall. The
roots are ready for use after two years
growth. We do not advise its cultiva.
ton ON the farm. It grows SO luxu.
riantly. where 1t grows at all, that
there Is no difficulty In raising enough
for the home use, but except under
exceptional circumstances, it will not
pay to cultivate 1t for the market. A
farmer or gardener near a city might
make 1t profitable, but not 90 with
those far away from the market, up-
less, perhaps, they are near some es-
Enlistment that puts II up.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
BENEFIT OF CLERGY.

It was an ancient privilege allowed
to the clergy of claiming when accused
Of felony to be delivered up to an &C.
cIesiastical Judge-always favorable
to his own Order-for cOmpurgatiOn.
instead of being tried In the ordinary
way before the lay Judges Of the land.
In ancient times few persons. except
those in holy orders. could read, and
accordingly the test for an accused
person claiming benefit Of clergy was
his ability to read. II he could not,
the courts would not part with the de-
PENDANT, but proceed to try him as IL
he were u layman. Afterward, when
education became more general, other
persons besides clergymen were able
TO read; and 70. In the reign OF Edward
Ill, Parliament extended the privi-
lege of clergy, ~ II Is called, to clerkly
laymen until the reign OF Elizabeth.
Women were not allowed their clergy
until the reign Of William and Mary.
when Parliament extended the bene-
tit to them. In the reign Of Henry
VII, however, a blow was aimed Mt
this singular privilege "a enjoyed by
laymen, and q statute was then passed
against diverse persons lettered, who
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The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1882-11-30
CONSUMPTION.

1t Is said that $1,000 people die an.
nually in the United States alone
from this disease. In some sections
Of the country one death in every
three IL from Consumption. This can
10 and should be avoided; our people
are too careless about an ordinary
cough or cold, and other symptoms of
throat and lung affections that lead to
this disease. You should arrest Il
while It 10 In the germ. Two or three
doses Of DIR. Bosanko's Cough and
Lung Syrup will relieve an ordinary
cough or cold. 1t does not dry up Q
cough like many preparations on the
market and leave the disease behind
Il. but acts directly on the throat and
bronchial tubes, removing ell the
phlegm and morbid matter that accu.
mulates In the throat and lunp. II
allays all Irritation and rsndess the
voice clear and distinct. Sold By
0sear ssits.