Daily Republican., 1882-04-10
BREvITIA. -

= We are no longer happy When We wish t.
be happier.
ALL STOVES SOLD BY H. +. PrcKRLs ARE
WARRANTED.
When Is baker like a beggar? When he
kneeds his bread.
do to T. H. Eaton's, 18th and Market sts.,
for q xood cigar
An obstinate man does not hold opinions
they hold him.
Every character is the joint product Of na-
ture and nurture.
Buy your rules aud files at. Mullins cigar
store, West Front street.
Fine IL X. Plain Gold Rings, at L. Il
hanf s,l6 East Fourth street.
| 1t is with life ss with coffee, he who would
drink 1t pure must dfSin 1t to the dregs.
Brain Is the propelling force Of the world,
and thought is the symbol OF prog. ess
For the best brands of -four, call on W. ].
kimble, 5. l.. cor. Front and Madison sts.
Dark clouds roll up and obscure the sun :,
but We know there is light above the clouds
Get your photographs at Hollands CALLER,
No. Third street two doors East Of Market
8 tine card photographs iCr 81, atHolland't {
gallery, No. Third street, between Market
and King.
The aesthetics are daily gaining strength
and assurance. They now speak of hash as a
mo aic.n
Komenb Hollis, the old fashion mossses
candy man, ia Market street., is still at his
old place.
Song of the 81 ak Chief as he leaves the
| wigwam of nis Laughing Water "Uh, Sioux
Anna, don't cry for me-"
There Is no way of making a permanent
success in the world without giving al hon
est equivalent for it.
Almost as many are ruined by undue ard
and unwise repression as by equally unwise
and idiotic indulgence.
! q. y. Humphrey II Bro, 302 Market street.
| the one price hatters and furnishers Gall
and examine their stock.
| NEW LIGHT HOUSE Cook, FARMER GIRL,
| Harmony Stoves, with or without reservoir at
II. +. Pickles, 7 and East Fourth street.
For bargains in furniture aud bedding, &C
| to l.. +. Adair's, 207 Market street and see
bis goods and learn bis prices.
ULp STOVES BOUGHT OR TAKEN IN R1
CHA NGB AT II. 4. Pickles, and T. Fourth
street.
Syracuse has female archity ct. Balti-
more hasn't female architect but she has
more than one designing woman.
Tho English call baggage luggage. A bag.
gage in tnat country Is young and sattern-
ly per .On Of the female sex
Go to Blake's, No. 23S Market street. to
have your hats and feathers cleaned AMI
iyei t. look like new.
And agricultural editor says Pumpkins
are said to be ta.tening for hogs, but we have
never tried them ourselves"
If you want to teach dog arithmetic, tie
up one of his paws, and he will put down
three and carry one every time.
II tour quarters make a yard how many
will make a garden II seven days make one
week, now many will make ono strong?
The engineer who said that his locomo i've
ran over and killsdZ78 rabbits in Nevada was
at once elected president Of liars cluo.
Smeitz h 20. sell potatoes or anything else
In their line lower tnan any other dealers in
the city, No. Is East Fourth street.
If yeu want q first class parlor suit made
to order for q low price, 60 to W. W. Wood.
wards sixth and Tatnall streets.
The place to buy your -four, feed, hay, sc,
Is at w. =. Townsend, No East Fourth
street Give him call and be convinced.
Now II you want to buy butter, cheese,
apples, potatoes and country produce In gen.
eral don't forget to call at No. l3 East Fourth
street, SmeltE h Go.
to become gray, know 1 should die = ex-
claimed Miss Springle. When she turned
gray she did dye, sure enough.
BRPoRa BUYING EXAMINE THE STOCK OF
Stoves Heaters Gnd ranges OF II. 4. PicKels,
7 and East Fourth EJreet. Largest assort. |
ment In the city
An Irish lady was so'Inuch on her guard |
against betraying national accent that she |
Is reported to have spoken of the creature OF
Vesuv>us." fearing that the ''cra.ur" would
betray her again.
HARVEST HOME, VICTOR COOK, Apollo,
Othello, New Mayhower, New Record, New
Ranges, at II. I. Pickels, and East Fourth |
street.
TAILORING.
Suits made to order in fashionable styles. |
from SIS up. Pants from $3.50 up fit guar
antsed. Cleaning, securing cutting and re.
pairing specially. WIZ. MCKENZIE, East
Seventh street. ,
An Irishman seeing vessel very heavily
laden and scarcely above the waters edge,
exclaimed: "i'pon my sJwi, If the river was
but little higher the ship would 81 to the
bottom"
"Do those bells sound an alarm of fire ?"
said stranger the other Sunday, as the
church bells were calling together the wor.
shippers. "Yes," was the reply "but the fire
is 10 the next world"
A young shaver had had several teeth ex
tracted with the assurance that they would
come again. With an eye to the immed late
future, little Johnny inquired: "Will they
come again before We have dinnerH ?"
A medical man asked a legal ad wiser how
he could punish servant who had stolen q
, .nister of valuable snuff. II am net aware
If any Act" said the lawyer, that makes it :
ponal to take snuf." ,
A bnAhfuI young clergyman, rrce ntly ris-
Dg to preach for the first time, made terri
Die mix OF IT, announcing his text in this
wise: "And immedi.tel the cock wept and
'etcr went out and crew bitterly" '
At q theatre the other evening gentle.
nan sarcasIically asked man standing up s
n front of him, II he was aware that he was o
,paque. The other denied the allegation. S
is was not Opaque. His name was o. 'Brien. q
"My boy, tell US what you know about rat
ap," said the committeeman. "lt is some
tines called 'Calamus KottanK ! comes from u
'enang, Samarang AMI Padang, and is used u
" the master in his school too dang often" o.
When currant pie is In season and man d
With fal g teeth gets about thirty nine seeds @,
10 begins to thi X he is chewing ou vagrant II
utmeg crater that has got mixed In with &C
he pastry. y
A gentleman, named Dunlop, remarked r
nat he had never heard hio Lame punned Il
pom and did not believe 1t could be done. /,
There is nothing In the world more easy, e
ir," remarked punster. Just lop of half M
he name, and 1t is Dun" y,
A notorious rogue being brought to the bar H
noui z his case to be desperate, eaid i 7.
harxe You in the queens name to seize and VI
Axe away that man," (meaning the Iud0e) H
in the red gown. for am In danger OF my A
fe because or him"
1t takes, according to scientific journal, - -
ur thousand bumblebees to weigh pound;
NJ Won atom a bumpebee some time when he y
right busy, and pick him up and heft him,
I'd YOU will raise your hand to heaven and
year he weighs ton.